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00:31 <Mort-> Why?
00:44 <Mort-> This is dnd i can do it can't i?
03:36 <matt> If I lived there Id get a really beautiful maid
03:38 <matt> :P
04:18 * Mort- slaps matt silly
04:18 <matt> and if it's too hot, she can wear a bikini if she wanted too...lol
04:29 * Mort- slaps matt norm
04:30 <Mort-> More
04:38 <Mort-> Its indecent exposure
04:49 * Mort- threatens matt with a baton
06:39 * Mort- is a PRUDE
10:03 <matt> hahah, ya, I'm bad
11:25 <Mort-> Cost of living here is high
11:38 <Mort-> You wouldn't be able to afford it
12:28 <matt> :D
13:11 <Mort-> So no maids in bikinis for you
13:55 <matt> booooo
14:25 <matt> hey, I can move to mylasia its cheap there...
14:32 <Mort-> Any more of that and you get slapped
14:36 * Mort- growls
14:46 <matt> Hrm....
14:48 <matt> fine
15:00 * matt looks disgruntaled
15:42 <Mort-> Wise decision. Else you get bull rushed by a lemur
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16:57 <Mort-> Hi z monster
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29:00 <Steven> nap is so win!
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42:09 <Steven> Ok.
42:13 <Steven> making an elf in earnest
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06:30 <Avatar> MincedSushi: you plan to play?
06:59 <MincedSushi> Very much so
07:54 <MincedSushi> we are talking abotthe satrday game?
07:59 <Avatar> any game
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08:20 <Avatar> okay bye
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09:24 <Avatar> do yourself a favour
09:29 <MincedSushi> stupid tablet crashes...
09:30 <Avatar> if you're using android, get Andchat
09:37 <Avatar> that's the best IRC client you'll find
09:37 <MincedSushi> will do
09:58 <Avatar> how are you going with creating a character
09:59 <MincedSushi> yaaic was gret for the phone
10:10 <MincedSushi> done actually
10:14 <Avatar> sweet
10:17 <Avatar> upload that little beotch
10:31 <MincedSushi> the site won't let me
10:42 <Avatar> are you using the text file
10:49 <MincedSushi> all options ontheframe are blank
10:54 <MincedSushi> yes
11:16 <Avatar> email it to me, [email protected]
11:19 <MincedSushi> won't even get to the point I can upload
11:24 <MincedSushi> will do
12:25 <Avatar> you can dcc it or msn it to me if that works for you
14:51 <Steven> herro, welcome back minced
14:57 <MincedSushi> Nah just getting my vnc goig to email it to you
15:10 <MincedSushi> hey steven
15:26 * Steven making a Mordant Elf
16:59 <Steven> cant decide on what class to make...
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18:05 <MincedSushi> not enough battery I'll upload it in two hours when I get the chance
18:23 <MincedSushi> in class now ^^
18:50 <Steven> oh for shame!
19:01 <Steven> talking on irc while in class
21:30 <Steven> im thinking of a ranger for this character
24:42 <Steven> ranger stats 12 18 12 14 14 7
28:16 <Steven> whatcha think?
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55:35 <Avatar> give him 14 con and 12 wis
55:53 <Steven> never!
56:07 <Steven> plus, the math wont work right
56:18 <Avatar> what
56:28 <Avatar> why are you asking what do I think of it if you aren't open to feedback
56:30 <Steven> thats after racials added in
56:41 <Avatar> what race
56:46 <Steven> elf
56:50 <Avatar> what is it without racials added in
57:20 <Avatar> 12 16 14 12 14 7 ?
57:24 <Steven> yes
57:30 <Steven> was just typing that out
57:49 <Avatar> yeah elves have a problem with 14 con
58:14 <Avatar> with trying to get* a 14 con
58:16 <Steven> yeah, but im a ranger so base 10+1fav+1con
58:25 <Steven> 12 is pretty good for first level
58:35 <Steven> then 8 per level isnt bad
58:37 <Avatar> 12 is okay at best
58:40 <Avatar> it's not pretty good
58:47 <Avatar> 12 is the minimum you want
59:03 <Avatar> your character is much safer with 14
59:05 <Steven> for a character thats not going to show up in melee combat if it can help it, 12 is pretty good
59:42 <Steven> i could tank wis to 10 and end up with 14 con netting me 12 extra hp over the life of the character
00:06 <Avatar> if the character is going to get hit, it counts
00:33 <Avatar> doesn't matter whether it's melee, ranged, spellcasting or trap
00:37 <Steven> yup
01:08 <Steven> i just dont want to put 10 points into con and end up with a 14
01:19 <Avatar> what do rangers get for skills
01:22 <Avatar> how many points
01:27 <Steven> 6+int
02:05 <Avatar> I'd consider dropping int by 2 and str if you need it
02:12 <Avatar> to boost con
03:11 <Steven> one second, doing some of dat maths
05:06 <Steven> oh, and im not min maxing this character, the cha would be higher but they are a Mordant Elf and are seen as cold and short with outsiders
06:26 <Steven> hmm i dont like any of the point buys
06:33 <Steven> to get con up to 14
07:38 <Steven> lot of points sunk for 1hp
10:30 <Steven> i think ill just get an iuon stone for hp for my first big purchase
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11:45 <Steven> i think thats the call man
12:54 <Steven> yeah ither 12 18 12 14 14 7
13:04 <Steven> or 13 18 12 13 14 7
13:12 <Steven> and then first purchase is con
13:45 <Steven> then i would qualify for power attack
13:55 <Steven> so i can reach weapon
14:24 <Steven> even though ide rather stay back and throw spears ya know
16:12 <Steven> oh mans! love the alternate racials, Spirit of the water, give up elvan magic and proficiency
16:22 <Steven> get +4 swim and you can always take 10
16:55 <Steven> and proficient in longspear, trident and net
17:03 <Steven> seems pretty much designed for Mordant elfs!
18:39 <Avatar> it's not just 1hp man, it's 1hp per level, plus you need a lower negative score for death to occur
19:14 <Steven> yeah, i just cant afford it right now
19:20 <Avatar> if you're going with a 12 con, give it some serious consideration before you go ahead
19:32 <Avatar> 12 might be enough, but it might not
20:01 <Steven> i know, gonna make the first purchase a +con item
20:07 <Steven> well big purchase
20:19 <Avatar> when you get 4000gp
20:21 <Avatar> that's way too late man
20:45 <Avatar> better you buy a str item later
21:04 <Steven> better then never man.  I cant afford the points at creation and still do all the other things i plan on doing.
22:15 <Steven> i am unwilling to lower Wisdom, which means int and str would have to be tanked
22:33 <Steven> and thats no good
23:02 <Steven> i could tank str no prob, but int is needed for later on
25:50 <Steven> hmmmmm im thinking ill just trash ranger and go with druid, that way i can put more con in
28:08 <Steven> i run into the same problem, but i dont have to have such a high dex ya know
28:54 <Steven> 10 14 14 14 16 7
29:53 <Steven> which i like infinently more
31:20 <Hydrazine> Whatcha making, Steve?
31:47 <Steven> well i was making an elf ranger
31:51 <Steven> but i changed it to elf druid
32:48 <Steven> cause i wasnt happy with the point buy i was having to do so i could multi class later
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33:07 <Steven> but druid works better and gets me better stats for it
33:22 <Steven> just makes me a little less powerful to start
34:37 <Steven> my character wears an aboleth trophy over their head(pure flavor no bonuses) and you cant tell if they are male or female
34:40 <Steven> and they wont tell you!
34:51 <Steven> bwahahahaha
35:05 <Steven> ah i like my saves much better
35:11 <Steven> 4/2/5
35:27 <Steven> +2 vs illusion +3 vs enchatnment
37:54 <Steven> Damn now i have to do a druid pet
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42:34 <MincedSushi> a question...  what is this stuff about a table on the schedule?
43:07 <MincedSushi> isn't this an online session?
43:47 <Steven> because its easier to think of it as a table?
44:04 <Steven> btw, do you have CA?
44:43 <Steven> combat assitant, if not you might want to pick that up along with skype
44:54 <Steven> make the day to faster when you start
45:12 <MincedSushi> have both~
46:22 <MincedSushi> okay just making sure.. i don't want to say Ill be there and never show up because Im half the planet away
46:55 <MincedSushi> somehow I don't think "my boat broke down" is good excuse to miss game xD
48:59 <Steven> ide say thats a good excuse for me
49:20 <Steven> see ya in a bit, im gonna drive sam to work
52:13 <MincedSushi> kay~
55:28 <Hydrazine> howdy Sushi.
55:53 <Hydrazine> Yeah, we still think of a table as a unit of measurement for players in a D&D game.
56:06 <Hydrazine> which is generally arround 4 to 6 players.
56:36 <MincedSushi> I was more worried by the fact the table was numbered
57:01 <Hydrazine> Not quite sure why that is. I think I've seen two games run at the same time here maybe once. if that.
57:21 <MincedSushi> most likely
57:40 <Hydrazine> Maybe it sjust so you don't show up at the wrong table.
57:49 <Hydrazine> and feel like a tard when you don't know any of th epeople there.
58:06 <MincedSushi> either way I've emailed avatar my sheet
58:18 <MincedSushi> lol
58:39 <MincedSushi> joinsin anyway. Like a boss
59:24 <Hydrazine> Whatcha playing?
01:29 <MincedSushi> Went with he paladin like yourolled 
02:42 <MincedSushi> His personality is different thn my usual fare.com Im curious to see how it plays out
03:11 <MincedSushi> not sure how the .com got in there...
08:55 <MincedSushi> So how does this gamesetup go? Anythig I should expect?
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17:01 <MincedSushi> Hey
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23:12 <Mekkis> <bprill> Question for the room: How do you handle finding a card on the floor, that clearly belongs in the deck of the player above it
23:12 <Mekkis> <bprill> Assume no cheats
23:12 <Mekkis> <Rikipedia> "Is this your card?"
23:12 <Mekkis> <bprill> "looks like yes"
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23:12 <Mekkis> <Rikipedia> "Not anymore. Hahaha!" Run fast.
23:12 <Mekkis> <Katzby> I think bprill might have been asking how to figure out if the player committed a ddp or not
23:12 <Mekkis> <blah|wrk> i believe riki has the correct response.  
24:17 <Mort-> ?
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24:24 <Mort-> Oh mekkis
25:30 <Mekkis> ...
25:30 <Mort-> And my god i should get some sleep
25:34 <Mekkis>  --- ...
25:55 <Mort-> Its 5 am here haha
26:00 <Mort-> 5.25 am
26:09 <Mort-> But i woke up from dreaming
26:24 <Mort-> So i popped my tail around
26:32 <Mort-> Back to find some winks
26:59 <Mort-> I have a really exciting weekend to foward to!
27:34 <Mort-> And a fire drill(20 storeys to climb down) today!
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45:07 <Steven> alright im back
45:19 <Steven> and ide ask for a deck count of their deck on the spot
45:28 <Steven> call over a judge
45:39 <Steven> counter their deck, count their sideboard
45:46 <Steven> check vs their submitted decklist
47:39 <Steven> thats what ide do
48:14 <Steven> I called a judge over when a guy took 15 minutes to sideboard vs my deck because he 'forgot' what cards he took out and what cards he put in.
49:40 <Steven> im patient, but once he admitted "I cant remember what cards I sideboarded in and their number." called the judge over.  no reason to put up with that crap ya know
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53:46 <Steven> !rand regular Aquatic 
53:47 <dicebot> Steven, random: Aquatic
54:01 <Steven> by the power of the dice!  Aquatic druid it is!
54:11 <rzv> que
54:28 <Steven> ?
54:35 <rzv> just joined the channel
54:41 <Steven> congradulations!
54:54 <Steven> how may we assist you?
55:00 <rzv> was just looking for dnd groups
55:06 <rzv> but its 8am in AU no?
55:16 <Steven> round abouts
55:20 <rzv> ah
55:21 <Steven> where are you located at?
55:26 <rzv> UK
55:28 <rzv> london
55:32 <Steven> I am in the United states
55:42 <rzv> ah fair enough
55:43 <Steven> ah we have a fellow who comes in once in a while that lives there
56:19 <rzv> just seems to be hard to find people who play dnd online
56:30 <rzv> i mean i used to play with people ages ago in school etc
56:41 <rzv> but then we all got jobs and moved
56:57 <Steven> have you tried looking around your area for local shops to play at?
57:11 <Steven> theres usually at least one group going on!
57:13 <rzv> dont even know where to start
57:29 <Steven> are you living in london?
57:33 <rzv> yep
57:41 <Steven> ah well then it would be no problem!
57:58 <Steven> im sure theres several groups that play at tables
58:07 <Steven> or you could of course always come in here and play
58:16 <Steven> always happy to have new people.
58:38 <rzv> presumably this is active around
58:46 <rzv> 10 hours ago?
59:29 <Steven> actually games usually start in around 4 hours
59:35 <rzv> mornings?
59:46 <rzv> of
59:49 <Steven> for you i suppose it would be
59:49 <rzv> odd*
59:52 <rzv> hmm, 4am here
00:10 <Steven> for them its like noon to 1pm
00:13 <Steven> for me its like 8
00:43 <rzv> yeah thats a nice time
00:53 <Steven> but theres usually somebody lurking around in here if you ever want to stop in and talk about pfs
01:36 <rzv> yeah i can hang around
01:46 <rzv> a veritable leech
02:07 <Steven> so
02:10 <Steven> how do you feel about gnomes?
02:47 <rzv> incidentally a friend of mine rekindled the whole dnd thing and we're going to be playing on a forum shortly
02:51 <rzv> playing a gnome in that
03:38 <rzv> unsure how i feel about it
03:41 <rzv> a little dirty
04:05 <Steven> ugh! you and mort will get along well!
04:17 <Steven> shes a gnome hater
04:34 <rzv> see you know the new dnd 4e stuff
04:40 <rzv> they have those strange bug eyes
04:45 <rzv> shit is unnerving
04:55 <Steven> yeah i dont play 4e
05:04 <rzv> artwork wise
05:15 <rzv> presumably to distinguish them from halflings
05:37 <Steven> yeah... cause dumb people dont know how to play a gnome differently from a halfling
06:03 <rzv> i used to play 3.5 and moving to 4e is
06:03 <Steven> gnomes=brainy curious creatures full of passion and fire...
06:04 <rzv> strange
06:07 <Steven> halflings=hobbits
07:12 <rzv> trying to sign up on a site
07:18 <rzv> captcha is unfathomable
07:35 <Steven> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/index.php5
07:45 <Steven> thats the website for this irc
09:06 <rzv> so
09:10 <rzv> what is pathfinder then
10:33 <Steven> pathfinder is based of the 3.5 system
10:34 <rzv> ah based off 3e
10:56 <Steven> or maybe it was 3e
10:59 <Steven> i dont remember
13:15 <rzv> i think youre right 3.5
13:15 <Steven> i stopped paying attention
13:15 <rzv> sounds like 3.75
13:15 <Steven> its based off 3.5
13:15 <Steven> then they rebalanced it
13:15 <rzv> you die when you reach -con hp
13:15 <rzv> sounds good to be fair
13:15 <Steven> but instead of nerfing the classes that were OP in 3.5
13:15 <Steven> they just buffed the classes that were underpowered
13:15 <Steven> and changed a few spells around
13:15 <Steven> like haste... 
13:15 <Steven> haste is freakin amazing
14:16 <Steven> if you are in a party with say a barb or a fighter... or really any melee class
14:19 <rzv> "Shape changing characters are no longer effectively required to maintain separate character sheets for each of their different forms"
14:22 <rzv> superb
14:32 <Mort-> Uh what now
14:40 <Steven> its better for you to cast haste then fireball
14:41 * Mort- feels hungover
14:46 <rzv> evening
14:48 * Steven shoos mort
14:56 <Steven> dont pay attention to the lemur
15:42 <Steven> because fireball is 5d6 damage with a relfex for half where as a barb gets to make another attack during a full round attack
15:57 <rzv> barbarians were always ridiculous
16:06 <Steven> so you can do a max of 30 damage, where as a barb could of course swing his weapon crit and easily do like 60-70 more damage
16:18 <Mort-> Gnom-s suck period
16:24 <Steven> so haste>fireball in pfs
16:27 <Mort-> Saying their name is taboo
16:39 <Steven> where as previously wizards/sorcs were the big dps guys
16:44 <Steven> which they of course still can be
16:49 <Mort-> So yeah how may i help you gnom- hater?
16:51 <Steven> but now they have options!
17:08 <Steven> mort, nobody likes your antignome rhetoric!
17:10 <Mort-> Tomorrow there is a game on
17:28 <rzv> ah i dont know anything about pathfinder atm
17:31 <Mort-> That's because you simply have wool pulled over your eyes
17:47 <Steven> and you have the wool of hate pulled over yours!
17:49 <Mort-> Steven go find the guide for him. I'm on cell. Again
18:10 <Steven> damn it... why i gotta be the irc bitch...
18:28 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/v5748btpy84k4
18:44 <Mort-> Gnom-s are so sneakily evil that you never noticed all the evuls they did :)
18:44 <Steven> thats a link to a thing that deals specifically with PFS organized play
19:10 <Steven> pfffffffffffffft you are just intolerant
19:15 <Steven> gnomes are freakin awesome
19:40 <Mort-> Ie. A gnom- would blow your house up in the name of furthering his knowlegdge on alchemy
19:55 <rzv> this is the new gnome
19:57 <rzv> http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/images/192935/RacesGnomeMale.png
20:04 <Mort-> Well you're still dead anyway once he blows your house and you in it
20:06 <Steven> well if you hadnt placed your house around his bomb you would still have a hosue
20:06 <rzv> well new, i mean i havent dnd'd for a few years now
20:32 <Mort-> That's elf dude
20:44 <rzv> nope
20:47 <rzv> thats the 4e gnome art
21:00 <Mort-> He would come into your house and claim to be fixing up something
21:10 <Mort-> Then go oops something went wrong
21:16 <Mort-> Kaboom
21:20 <Steven> anyways rzv we are playing tomorrow
21:20 <rzv> those creepy bug eyes
21:23 <Mort-> Sneaky bastards
21:28 <rzv> what time tomorrow
21:49 <Mort-> 1.5 h from now
21:56 <rzv> oo
22:05 <Mort-> Tomorrow
22:19 <Mort-> So from now its 25.5h
22:20 <rzv> 1am gmt hm
22:25 <Steven> that would be like 1am your time
22:33 <Steven> prolly last 5-6hr
22:44 <rzv> i could try not to be a pain i suppose
22:46 <Mort-> Anyway yeah. Death to all gnom-s!
23:00 <Mort-> Punt all gnom-s you see!
23:11 * Steven is starting to feel rather Auskish
23:19 <rzv> ill be playing a gnome soon :|
23:21 <Mort-> Ausk is half orc
23:28 <Mort-> Not gnom-
23:35 <Steven> whos friend is the Gnome Folnor!
23:39 <Mort-> Why did you fall to the dark side :(
23:49 <Steven> yeah high fives to rzv!
24:12 <Steven> gnomes for life yo!
24:17 <Mort-> Come over... there's redemption...
24:39 <Mort-> But anyway rzv. Should you actually roll a gnom-
24:43 <Steven> dont listen to mort, she is blinded by the awesomeness of gnomes and cant see how her hateful rhetoric is damaging her brain
24:45 <rzv> ill read up i think
24:55 <Mort-> I will have no problem with it in game
25:10 <Mort-> All my characters get along well with gnom-s
25:25 <Steven> you should totaly play tomorrow if you can
25:36 <Steven> pretty much everyone here will help you create a character if you want.
25:44 <Mort-> I mean i would regret as a player that you fell to the dark side
25:56 <Mort-> But my characters don't discriminate
26:33 <Steven> im totally never going to let you play anything but a gnome at any table i dm mort
27:22 <Mort-> You and Mek. Equally bad :(
28:05 <Steven> we are just trying to help you get over your misconceptions about gnomes
28:21 <Steven> OH MAN! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!
28:31 <rzv> yeah time to read
28:48 <Steven> PFS is a fantasy game where you can be anything, and you dont want to be a gnome because in real life you are actually a gnome!
29:10 * Steven cues crappy tv show dramatic music
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29:16 <Mort-> If i must be one. Ill create the worst rped gnome ever
29:25 <Mort-> Hi sushi.
29:30 <MincedSushi> Hey
29:33 <Steven> which will likely end up being a fairly well played gnome
29:35 <Mort-> I'm just warning people about the dark side
29:42 <Steven> also... mort... you spelled out the word gnome
29:46 <Steven> BOOYA!
29:50 <Mort-> Oh shit
29:52 <Steven> conversion is underway
29:55 <MincedSushi> lol
29:58 <Steven> first step has been taken
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30:10 * Mort- runs off to wash her mouth with soap
30:22 <MincedSushi> Her hatred of gnomes has been broken?
30:23 <Mort-> But let me tell you. Don't fall to the dark side.
30:35 <Mort-> Don't roll a gnom-
30:40 <Steven> so minced, my Aquatic druid almost done
30:55 <MincedSushi> So much fun!
31:03 <Mort-> I don't know what i should play tomorrow
31:12 <varg> pixie warlock
31:18 <MincedSushi> to bad yo can't use the3.5 book ship wrecked
31:30 <Mort-> No non core races
31:33 <Steven> if you need resources to build a character
31:41 <Steven> d20pfsrd.com
31:46 <Mort-> Yeah
31:56 <Mort-> Just don't roll a gnom-
32:14 <Steven> also
32:15 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/additionalResources
32:16 <MincedSushi> Mort! play a halfing gnome slayer!
32:32 <Steven> has all the things legal for pfs organized play
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33:17 <MincedSushi> for to long people have confused fror a gnome, so you will murder them all!
33:18 <Mort-> First rule of pfs- do not be a jerk
33:30 <Mort-> No pvp in pfs
33:36 <MincedSushi> First rule of gaming in geeral
33:44 <Mort-> I would not do such a thing even if it were allowed
33:54 <MincedSushi> but ts vs npc gnomes
33:58 <Mort-> Some say i am closer to being  pally
34:03 <Mort-> You need them later.
34:30 <varg> but what if you are rping a jerk?
34:42 <MincedSushi> wait did I hear mort right? Gnomes? Useful?
34:53 <MincedSushi> needed?
35:12 <Mort-> Some sadly are quest npcs :(
35:15 <MincedSushi> ^_~
35:24 <Steven> OH!
35:28 <Mort-> So you can't kill them.
35:31 <Steven> thats step two everybody!
35:56 <Steven> we are going to convert mort yet!
36:03 <Mort-> No.
36:04 <MincedSushi> yay!
38:06 <Mort-> I will not roll a gnom-
39:48 <Steven> you say that now
39:53 <Steven> but its only a matter of time!
39:57 <Steven> bwahahahaha
40:08 <Mort-> On a more serious note if you want to be a small race
40:26 <Mort-> Why not be halfling with their luck bonus on saving throws instead
40:46 <Mort-> I druther that
41:06 <Steven> halflings are around as RP varried as dwarfs
42:08 <Steven> oh hi im a halfling... have you watched lord of the rings.. yeah thats how we roll except... sometimes we are from chelaxia in which case its the other part of the movie
42:18 <Steven> where it shows the shire burning and what not
42:19 <Steven> yay!
42:22 <Mort-> You can have claustrophobic dwaves
42:24 <Mort-> Its funny
42:53 <Steven> gnomes are fun to play because they do crazy things
43:53 <Mort-> You mean blow innocent by standers up
44:07 <Mort-> Then claim it was an accident.
44:34 <MincedSushi> Exactly!
44:43 <Mort-> Why you would consort with such denziens of slimy evil is beyond me
44:59 <Steven> they arent evil unless they set out to blow people up
45:13 <Steven> intent=morality in that case
45:20 <Mort-> They are an abdomination to the world and should be erradicated from the face of golraion
45:36 <Mort-> Those innocent by standers are still dead.
46:15 <Steven> all right Captain Jihad calm down.
46:20 <Steven> lets not call for a genocide
47:11 <Mort-> Lol
47:23 * Mort- fur is all ruffled
47:53 <Steven> i dont know if i really want mort to become a gnome now
48:10 <Steven> she obviously thinks they are all murderers and miscreants and will likely try to blow people up
48:36 <MincedSushi> I would pay to see those ampaign notes
48:52 <MincedSushi> would be hilarious
48:59 * Mort- grins 
49:30 <Mort-> Would I? Oh would I?
49:39 <Steven> yeah i think you would
49:51 * Mort- has an evil glint in her eyes
50:42 <Mort-> Alchemist. Bombs. Lots of mayhem ^^
54:55 <varg> suddenly the fbi
55:16 <Steven> you know, i love the spell resistance
55:27 <Steven> +1 to saves for a minute... seems pretty good
55:32 <MincedSushi> ^^
55:56 <MincedSushi> what action does it take?
56:03 <MincedSushi> standard?
56:27 <Mort-> It is till you get cloak of resistance
56:47 <Mort-> Ah well i dont have morality issues with pallies today
57:10 <Mort-> Previously i used to have an aversion with pallies.
57:17 <Mort-> Now i don't.
58:22 <Mort-> What I've done - linkin park
58:50 <varg> (Op. 9) Nocturne No. 2 in Eb Major
59:14 <MincedSushi> Vag
59:28 <MincedSushi> varg you're my hero
00:00 <varg> ;o
00:57 <MincedSushi> Who here knows java?
01:10 <varg> tried to stay away from it >.>;
01:16 <varg> c,c++ here :D
01:23 <MincedSushi> damn
03:23 <Mort-> Ew. Not in the mood for classical
03:28 <Mort-> Rock an roll!
04:06 <Mort-> Bon jovi - its my life
05:36 <varg> Suite for solo cello No. 1 in G major, BWV 1007: Prelude
06:53 <Mort-> Ew
06:58 <varg> :o
07:00 * Mort- runs off!
07:14 <Mort-> Nah not really my taste
07:30 <Mort-> More contemparary stuff please
07:34 <Steven> Elephant Riders by Clutch
07:54 <Mort-> Though actually i play pacabells canon in D decently
08:10 <varg> Dire Straits - 15 - Your Latest Trick (Live)
09:59 <Mort-> Oo!
11:00 <Steven> im thinkin trident throwing druid...
11:45 <Mort-> Can't open sadly
11:48 <Mort-> Oh well
12:05 <Mort-> Should i bring a syn out tomorrow for a walk?
12:37 * Steven refuses to talk to mort.
13:22 <Mort-> Good. Now you can't preach to me about gnomes.
13:30 <Mort-> Oh shit
13:43 * Mort- goes to wash her mouth with soap again
14:43 <varg> and then queen comes on
15:18 * Steven laughs at mort.
15:29 <Steven> its not because of your syn remarks
15:32 <Steven> dork
15:51 <Mort-> Heh
18:57 <Steven> alright here we go
19:00 <Steven> last choice to make
19:11 <Steven> !rand animal domain
19:12 <dicebot> Steven, random: domain
19:17 <Steven> oh looks like we are going domain
19:27 <varg> que
23:22 <Mort-> Ok headed off to work
23:41 <Mort-> Really. Why do people ban syns?
25:40 <Steven> overpowered
25:58 <Steven> werent you hear yesterday for my break down of a synth thats down at the shop
27:31 <Steven> level 9, ~200hp 10+on all saves +27 to hit, ability to fly, ac of like 35, 
28:27 <Steven> they are so easy to break, so people dont like them because they break scenarios all the time
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32:21 <Mort-> Dude
32:25 <Mort-> I leveled myself to 11
32:30 <Mort-> Only 114 hp
32:39 <Mort-> i might have done something wrong of course
32:49 <Mort-> +27 to hit?
32:57 <Steven> yeah
33:01 <Mort-> Rediculous
33:04 <Mort-> Never got it
33:11 <Mort-> More like +14
33:21 <Steven> her character is so stupidly powerful
33:25 <Mort-> I did get ac 34 though
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33:49 <Mort-> Saves were 3 5 and 7
33:49 <Steven> she stopped playing it though
33:56 <Mort-> Or so. Nothing fantastic
34:30 <Steven> because everyone was basically like buff the synth, prevent flanking, and debuff mobs
35:00 <Steven> nobody bothered to attack things because she could one shot
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35:36 <Steven> and it was soooo boring, so she stopped playing it
35:41 <MincedSushi> the original munch, 3 rogue 2 barb 7 fighter ^^
35:43 <Steven> and then we made the pirate crew
37:50 <Steven> lol, my level 1 druid has better AC then my level 9 cleric
37:59 <Steven> woa is me
38:37 <Mort-> How do they one shot
38:48 <Mort-> I must have been doing something wrong
39:24 <Steven> one shot is one round of actions resulting in a death
40:33 <Steven> so she was a size large while in eidolon form
40:34 <Mort-> Again that was just a sketch form
40:47 <Mort-> I didn't take large evo
40:56 <Mort-> Too scared dungeon has no space
41:19 <Mort-> I ended up with +14 without gear
41:22 <Steven> wielding a large size great sword
41:33 <Mort-> No i won't use a great sword
41:36 <Mort-> Just claws
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41:58 <Mort-> See? I don't cheese
42:09 <Steven> yeah, her character was total cheese
42:21 <Mort-> Bite +4x claw only
42:42 <Mort-> About 1d4+12 per claw
42:57 <Steven> yeah you were totally not built like her
43:01 <Mort-> Just gave a sketch
43:11 <Mort-> Pretty normal
43:11 <Steven> she was rocking like +20 damage
43:19 <Steven> and got multiple hits
43:20 <Mort-> Na
43:27 <Mort-> Multiple yes
43:42 <Steven> her damage was like 6d6+40 on a 19-20
43:42 <Mort-> 4x 1d4+12
44:08 <Steven> and she stopped playing it just as she got her weapon keened
44:09 <Mort-> I don't eat that much cheese
44:21 <Steven> so yeah
44:32 <Steven> 6d6+40 on a 17-20
44:40 <Mort-> Ill use mainly natural weapons
44:50 <Steven> on crit would be 9d6+60
44:58 <Mort-> So since I'm not cheesed i can play a syn?
45:02 <Mort-> :d
45:04 <Steven> if she crit both hits 12d6+80
45:22 <Steven> if hasted and crit on all three which i saw her do before
45:24 <Mort-> She should have two weapon fighting or something
45:37 <Mort-> Or just 1 attack?
45:49 <Steven> no two handed weapon
45:59 <Steven> large sized greatsword, level 9
46:07 <Steven> two attacks a round
46:11 <Mort-> Weild 1 2 handed weapon?
46:16 <Mort-> No ill just use claws
47:12 <Steven> while hasted, she would usually hit all three attacks for a whopping 9d6+60 damage
47:24 <Mort-> Lol
47:24 <Steven> and crits... blarg!
47:35 <Mort-> I can't fight that way
47:43 <Mort-> So I'm harmless
48:10 <Steven> but seriously thats what most synthesists do
48:15 <Steven> they max out damage output
48:28 <Steven> they end up with amazing ability scores
48:52 <Steven> and they get pretty decent skills
49:00 <Steven> her only weakness was getting grappled
49:12 <Mort-> Lol
49:24 <Mort-> I won't max dmg output
49:34 <Mort-> Not so much cheese
49:41 <Steven> !roll 9d6+60
49:41 <dicebot> Steven, 9d6+60: [9d6=2,4,1,2,3,4,4,2,6] 88
50:16 <Steven> !roll 1d20+27; 1d20+22; 1d20+27
50:17 <dicebot> Steven, 1d20+27: [1d20=9] 36; 1d20+22: [1d20=14] 36; 1d20+27: [1d20=19] 46
50:41 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+14
50:42 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+14: [1d20=16] 30, [1d20=8] 22, [1d20=14] 28, [1d20=20] 34
50:49 <Steven> !roll 1d20+27 confirm
50:50 <dicebot> Steven, confirm: [1d20=4] 31
50:55 <Steven> confirms probably
51:06 <Mort-> Well mine would look like that
51:21 <Steven> !roll 12d6+80
51:21 <dicebot> Steven, 12d6+80: [12d6=2,2,6,6,6,4,5,6,2,6,5,1] 131
51:41 <Mort-> !throw 4#1d20+12
51:42 <diebot> Mort-, 4#1d20+12: [1d20=15] 27, [1d20=5] 17, [1d20=5] 17, [1d20=12] 24
52:46 <Mort-> Well yeah
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52:52 <Mort-> It would look like that
53:02 <Mort-> See? Not cheese
53:30 <Steven> im going to nap
53:41 <Mort-> Have a good one
53:58 <Mort-> Hydra poke me when you get around
54:19 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+22
54:19 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+22: [1d20=18] 40
54:48 * Mort- snickers
00:51 <rzv> !roll 12d12
00:51 <dicebot> rzv, 12d12: [12d12=3,8,11,12,10,1,9,11,3,12,6,8] 94
06:47 * Mort- wags her tail
08:57 <rzv> !roll 3d4
08:57 <dicebot> rzv, 3d4: [3d4=1,2,3] 6
19:02 <rzv> right well im off for the night
19:05 <rzv> take care gents
20:57 <Mort-> Night
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57:14 <Mort-> Just climbed down 19 floors on fire drill
57:16 <Mort-> Sigh
57:23 <Mort-> 2nd time this week
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00:27 <MekkisScreen> I seem to have missed Balliglll
01:55 <MekkisScreen> Avatar, what do you mean :this table should receive lower priority
04:53 <MincedSushi> ??
05:35 <MekkisScreen> On the schedule for tomorrow's game
05:43 <MekkisScreen> are you playing?
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10:04 <MincedSushi> Not sure if that was at me or anything but I am
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10:47 <MekkisScreen> OOL
11:00 <MekkisScreen> what are you bringing?
11:13 <MincedSushi> !st level paladin
11:19 <MincedSushi> Avatar has my sheet
11:46 <Mort-> Mekkis
11:55 <MincedSushi> I play well with others too ^^
12:00 <MekkisScreen> ort.
12:03 <Mort-> Bringing along my magus
12:05 <MekkisScreen> mort
12:21 <Mort-> I don't have pally problems now
12:23 <MekkisScreen> the dead one?
12:26 <Mort-> Not in this life
12:28 <Mort-> No
12:38 <Mort-> I re rolled
12:53 <MekkisScreen> bring a synthesist!
13:02 <Mort-> I think there is a problem playing fs
13:16 <Mort-> With 1 cred to your name
13:19 <MekkisScreen> there is
13:27 <Mort-> I'm trying to clear it up atm
13:35 <Mort-> So if i play my syn tomorrow
13:39 <MekkisScreen> mmm....
13:41 <Mort-> I can't play her on Sundays party
13:44 <MekkisScreen> noone cares!
13:45 <Mort-> That's the point
13:49 <Mort-> I do
13:55 <Mort-> If i want to level her up
14:13 <Mort-> 3 fs modules will bring me nicely to 2
14:14 * MekkisScreen played a character with 2 creds in FS3
14:19 <MekkisScreen> !
14:28 <Mort-> The gm there may not allow
14:37 <MincedSushi> What's this about creds?
14:38 <Mort-> And i don't want to make trouble for him
14:58 <Mort-> First steps is replayable only by a brand new character technically
15:25 <MincedSushi> Nothing I should be worried about then?
15:25 <Mort-> Its all technicalities
15:31 <Mort-> Not you. Me
15:36 <MincedSushi> kay~
15:46 <Mort-> So i think I'm going to have a fs party on Sunday
15:47 <MincedSushi> I hope you figure it out ^^
15:55 <MincedSushi> :D
16:01 <Mort-> Just appear in my magus form for tomorrow
16:08 <Mort-> And syn on Sunday
16:13 <Mort-> Matter settled
16:22 <Mort-> I wouldn't mind being permanently syn
16:31 <MekkisScreen> aVATAR'S tryung to force mort to not play a synthesist
16:31 <Mort-> Except of the channel bias ^^
16:44 <MekkisScreen> not the channel bis
16:50 <MekkisScreen> the avatar bias
16:53 <Mort-> Actually. I don't mind being a monster permanently
17:29 <Mort-> Now i need to think on how i shouljd look like
17:36 <Mort-> Do the centaur thing?
17:56 <Mort-> I really can feel myself turning syn :p
18:05 <Mort-> Have had some thought about it
18:11 <MekkisScreen> do a 'thing from beyond'
18:48 <Mort-> I want to look at least something not too horrible
19:02 <Mort-> I am not turning into a gibbering mouther.
19:10 <MekkisScreen> warrior in holy armour
19:19 <MekkisScreen> (like Xanian)
19:46 <Mort-> I want to manifest as a quadped
19:54 <MekkisScreen> why?
20:02 <Mort-> I'm thinking something sphinix
20:05 <Mort-> Pounce
20:15 <MekkisScreen> ugh
20:18 <Mort-> I won't be very much dps
20:42 <Mort-> To be honest. Probably weaker then most melee syns
20:45 <MekkisScreen> If I were you, I'd disregard pounce
20:55 <Mort-> I think its important
21:02 <Mort-> And you sort of know why
21:07 <Mort-> Considering trip as well
21:12 <MekkisScreen> it's one of the things that give synthesists a bad name
21:17 <Mort-> I need the speed i think
21:28 <Mort-> I'm more of a skimisher
21:44 <MekkisScreen> choose the aquatic base form: it lets you build what you want out of it
21:56 <Mort-> Too slow
21:59 <Mort-> I need the speed
22:09 <Mort-> I rather trade speed over power
22:14 <MekkisScreen> keep in mind that summoners can cast haste at 4th level, so speed isn't really that important
22:29 <Mort-> I still need hands to do it
22:40 <Mort-> I need to basically close distance fast
22:50 <MekkisScreen> aquatic base form
22:51 <Mort-> Then start skirmishing
22:59 <Mort-> I put quad ped atm
23:03 <MekkisScreen> limbs(hands) evolution
23:23 <Mort-> I did that on my quadped
23:29 <Mort-> I think i really need pounce
23:37 <MincedSushi> 0_o
23:40 <MekkisScreen> you don't
23:51 <Mort-> I do want my full attacks
23:59 <Mort-> And combat reflexes
24:01 <MincedSushi> DOes the specific abilities matter that much? is dps that nessecary
24:07 <MincedSushi> ?
24:12 <Mort-> My dpr isn't necessary
24:16 <MekkisScreen> like xanian?
24:22 <Mort-> I just need to close the distance fast
24:23 <MincedSushi> SHould I be min maxing my paladin rather then just making whatever?
24:26 <MekkisScreen> biped
24:30 <Mort-> No
24:43 <Mort-> Close. Chase. Hunt them down
24:49 <Mort-> That's why the bit about pounce
24:58 <Mort-> I was thinking about it
25:22 <Mort-> Trip too
25:32 <Mort-> I was even considering stand still
25:35 <MekkisScreen> MincedSushi: my outspoken opinion is that it's generally easier to drop you power level than build it up....
25:43 <Mort-> But decided not. 
25:55 <Mort-> I know I'm giving up quite a lotfor that style
26:32 <MekkisScreen> ort: Xanian went biped, took reach
26:49 <Mort-> I need reach too
26:59 <Mort-> Ill fight like the monster i am
27:07 <Mort-> Nothings going to change that
27:09 <MekkisScreen> and basically is not taking any evolution that makes him look unlike a human
27:21 <Mort-> I won't be human. I already decided that
27:23 <MekkisScreen> as in, no extra arms, legs, heads etc
27:31 <MekkisScreen> half-elf?
27:37 <Mort-> But i don't want to look like a too scary monster
27:39 <Mort-> Yes
28:14 <Mort-> I will be very different from xanian
28:21 <Mort-> And no we wouldn't fight ever
28:29 <Mort-> Because we are all good people
28:31 <Mort-> :d
28:33 <MincedSushi> I know how to make my char far better than he is. I chose roleplay options and stats though. This chat has me worried that I made the wrong choice when I did that.
28:50 <Mort-> Hey don't bother about what i am doing
28:59 <Mort-> I just wanted to do this for a long while
29:11 <Mort-> Call it a scientific experiment
29:30 <Mort-> And you would be right
30:20 <Mort-> Btw most syns don't even look human. Xanian is one exception i think
32:03 <Mort-> Besides i have some strange bits about me
32:16 <Mort-> That power of any kind has a price
33:38 <Mort-> Ok now which monster should i turn into
33:49 <Mort-> At least i know ill never kill
33:55 <Mort-> Unless i have no choice
38:08 <mekkis_tablet> MincedSushi, it's probably not an issue
39:37 * Mort- hmms
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43:38 <MincedSushi> Okay~
43:50 <MincedSushi> Worst case this char dies and I have to minmax the next one
44:21 <Mort-> Probably not
44:36 <Mort-> Pallies are notoriously hard to kill
44:52 <Mort-> Get plate mail and a shield and your set
46:55 <Avatar> MincedSushi: here's something funny
47:04 <Avatar> you couldn't upload your sheet because your character's name hadn't been added to the site yet
47:09 <Mort-> Lol
47:24 * Mort- happily hides
47:30 <Mort-> Btw sushi
47:42 <Avatar> try upload it now
47:44 <Mort-> My wizard is an universalist
47:53 <Mort-> She didn't start with 20 int :p
48:11 <Mort-> And she gets around pretty good
48:14 <Mort-> Well yeah
48:20 <Avatar> did she start with 18 int
48:45 <Mort-> 16 +2 racial
48:51 * Mort- shrugs
49:10 <Avatar> you realise when we talk about min-maxing, if you have an 18 and a 7, you're min maxing
50:06 <Avatar> that's fine, but that's why you're "getting around pretty good"
50:07 <Mort-> No
50:16 <Mort-> Mort has no stat below 10
50:20 <Mort-> :d
50:38 <Avatar> fair enough
50:58 <Mort-> Truth
56:20 <mekkis_tablet> Itzamna has no stat below 12!
56:28 <Mort-> Heh
56:55 <Mort-> Xyn will have 10 wis
57:06 <Avatar> yeah but itzamna has an eidolon
57:19 <mekkis_tablet> so?
58:24 <Avatar> so he can doesn't need to min max since he effectively has 12 stats
58:30 <Avatar> -can
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18:10 <MincedSushi> Character sheet is up
18:18 <MincedSushi> How do I add chars in the future?
18:31 <mekkis_tablet> ask avatar
18:36 <mekkis_tablet> or ballig
18:40 <MincedSushi> Also I won't be starting witha shiwl ^^
18:46 <MincedSushi> Oh okay~
18:52 <MincedSushi> shield*
19:41 <Mort-> What weapon
19:58 * Mort- sniffs sushi out
20:20 <Avatar> just have to tell us your character name
20:31 <MincedSushi> I would love to use a greatspea but they aren't legal... so went with greatsword for now
21:09 <Mort-> Cool
21:27 <Mort-> Long spear?
21:34 <MincedSushi> After some gear I plan to have the full range of amrtiual at most times
21:48 <MincedSushi> :D I was thinking about it
21:53 <MincedSushi> but the dice lead me to sword
21:59 <MincedSushi> So that's what it was
23:49 <MincedSushi> Besides :D Blade of Mercy
23:58 <Mort-> Oh i forget :d
24:03 <MincedSushi> My only regret is Justicar isn't reprinted in pathfinder
24:07 * Mort- has evil thoughts
24:12 <Mort-> Do you want crack?
24:24 <MincedSushi> SO forward~
24:35 <Mort-> I know crack that will turn a pally into killing machine
24:37 <Mort-> :d
24:42 <MincedSushi> lol
24:45 * Mort- fingers enlarge person
24:45 <MincedSushi> No thanks
24:49 <Mort-> :(
24:55 <Mort-> Your no fun :p
24:56 <MincedSushi> Maybe on occasion ^^
25:01 <Mort-> I wanted to do that to you
25:13 <MincedSushi> OKay~
25:15 <Mort-> So i get to hide behind you after :p
25:21 * Mort- grins
25:23 <MincedSushi> Alrighty~
25:30 * Mort- is a scared mur
25:35 <MincedSushi> Just make sure I cna still fit through the door!
25:41 <Mort-> You have to protect little murs
25:54 <Mort-> They are tiny and squishy!
25:56 <MincedSushi> With all my strength 
26:03 <MincedSushi> I promise :3
26:03 <Mort-> I would but no spells atm actually
26:19 <Mort-> And no I'm not selling my soul to the devil this time :)
26:27 <MincedSushi> lol
26:51 <Mort-> Hopefully
27:04 <Mort-> At least i wouldnt. If you keep an eye on me!
27:10 <MincedSushi> I'm going to relax, watch some anime, and decide if I want to sack spellcasting for the variant
27:31 <Mort-> Else if I'm alone ill call upon infernal powers to heal me :(
27:38 <MincedSushi> 0_o
27:43 <MincedSushi> We can't have that
27:56 <MincedSushi> I will have to keep you by my side when applicable
29:06 <Mort-> Lol i did that in my last life
29:18 * Mort- is a ghost now awaiting rebirth :p
52:32 * Mort- nibbles minced sushi
52:55 * Mort- nibbles mincedsushi
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09:28 <MincedSushi> Ack~
09:38 * MincedSushi nibbles on Mort
20:01 <Mort-> /
20:16 * Mort- smiles at minced sushi
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22:55 <MincedSushi> :3
23:11 <MincedSushi> I has salmon
23:15 <MincedSushi> It's delicious
24:19 <Mort-> Cool
24:35 <Mort-> Keep in mind the pms
24:58 <Mort-> See you there hopefully :d
27:01 <Mort-> How old are you haha
27:03 <Mort-> I'm 25
27:07 <Mort-> Lol ><
32:34 <MincedSushi> 23
33:26 <MincedSushi> And wait what's this about pms now?
35:10 <Mort-> So we can have a party
35:23 <Mort-> I'm a messenger and I'm spreading the word
35:29 <MincedSushi> Sounds like fun ^^
35:43 <Mort-> Oh weight
35:45 <Mort-> Yeah
35:52 <MincedSushi> ???
36:02 <Mort-> Do it quick before there are no slots left :d
36:10 <Mort-> Its fun to be around with a full party
36:31 <MincedSushi> Yes!
36:54 <Mort-> So lets get partying
37:07 <Mort-> Down there i won't be human :p
37:08 <Mort-> Lol
37:12 <Mort-> Decided already
37:16 <MincedSushi> lol
37:39 <MincedSushi> Going to have to be mollusk down there
37:44 <MincedSushi> the only way to go
37:58 <MincedSushi> or fungi
38:07 <MincedSushi> Shoot spores everywhere!
40:11 <Mort-> I think something like a centaur
40:22 <Mort-> or at least ill look like one
40:34 <MincedSushi> Nice ^^
41:04 <MincedSushi> I promise not to ride you into battle without permission
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42:49 <Mort-> Its beneath my dignity to be ridden
43:17 <Mort-> Besides I have equal rank to yours. Paladin :p
43:23 <MincedSushi> :P
43:26 <Mort-> I'm the chosen of my god
43:29 <Mort-> Pfft
43:33 <MincedSushi> Hence the fancy saddle
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43:46 <Mort-> But character wise she isn't the sort to put on airr
43:51 <Mort-> Airs
44:00 <MincedSushi> Neither is mine
44:22 <MincedSushi> No nonsense, relax where you can, do the right thing at the end of the day
44:49 <Mort-> That will be interesting
44:58 <Mort-> First time playing a lawful good character
44:59 <Mort-> :d
45:00 <Mort-> So.
45:15 <MincedSushi> Really? Your first time?
45:22 <Mort-> Yes
45:31 <MincedSushi> It can go a lot fo ways
45:33 <Mort-> For xyniel
45:45 <Mort-> I'm not sure what it would be like to ride her
45:59 <Mort-> First i don't think she can bear you in full armor
46:07 <Mort-> Secondly put it under exotic mounts
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46:24 <MincedSushi> I imagine it would be similar to a horse however for you unless they are skilled in ride I'd imagine it would be uncomfortable
46:39 <Mort-> No you can't
46:41 <Mort-> Medium
46:47 <Mort-> You need a large mount
46:53 <MincedSushi> xD
47:06 <MincedSushi> You're half pony~
47:08 <Mort-> Though it would be interesting if you had her mobility
47:17 <Mort-> I know but she is medium
47:21 <MincedSushi> What's your speed?
47:27 <Mort-> 40
47:31 <MincedSushi> >>
47:33 <MincedSushi> <<
47:40 <MincedSushi> Horseshoes of speed
47:46 <MincedSushi> do it pl0x
47:48 <Mort-> Later levels
47:50 <Mort-> Ill fly
47:54 <Mort-> Nub :p
47:55 <MincedSushi> 0_o
48:13 <MincedSushi> Stop drinking the mutation koolaid
48:16 <Mort-> And should i decide to really cheese
48:35 <Mort-> There is a possibility i can pounce
48:37 <Mort-> Lol
48:42 <MincedSushi> So much fun!
48:47 <MincedSushi> I love pounce <3
48:47 <Mort-> 80 move speed and full attacks
49:11 <Mort-> Is not right
49:14 <MincedSushi> I think I have to make a monk barbarian to keep up with you :P
50:18 <Mort-> That's really warped
50:32 <Mort-> But i won't be able to do it for a long time
50:47 <MincedSushi> How long?
50:53 <MincedSushi> aroun 9 or 10?
51:50 <Mort-> Probably minimum 6
52:03 <Mort-> Weird though. Let someone mount me
52:20 <MincedSushi> ??
52:48 <MincedSushi> I imagine witha high enough strength you could do it
53:06 <Brunius> Probably not a good idea
53:17 <MincedSushi> Would need to be around 20 though since it would have to be medium load or below
53:42 <MincedSushi> Probably not. But that's how amazing is born.
53:45 <Mort-> I don't have that much strength
54:00 <MincedSushi> Add some teamwork feats and suddenly the duo is unstopable
54:04 <MincedSushi> :<
54:18 <Mort-> What happens if a pally decided to mount a willing syn
54:19 <Mort-> Lol
54:52 <MincedSushi> I really must test this for Science
55:21 <Mort-> If you want some warped fun pair a magus with butterfly sting with a 2 handed fighter/pally
55:24 <Mort-> :p
55:44 <MincedSushi> 0_o
55:47 <Mort-> At 3 they can double attack in one round. And have a 15-20 crit range
55:49 <Mort-> ^^
56:07 * MincedSushi drools
56:11 <Mort-> Problem is convincing the magus to even take up that combination
56:13 <Mort-> Lol
56:28 <MincedSushi> Could do
56:41 <MincedSushi> I can be convincing when I want to be
58:46 <Mort-> You have 1 tomorrow :p
58:50 <Mort-> Have fun convincing her
58:52 <Mort-> Lol
00:02 <MincedSushi> That would require me to know it exists first
01:07 <Mort-> She does
01:08 <Mort-> Bru
01:22 <Mort-> Murder on silken caravan tomorrow
01:32 <Mort-> You signing up?
04:01 <MincedSushi> IT would apear you haven't either
04:10 <Mort-> True
04:14 <Mort-> Im lazy
04:52 <Mort-> Think i did now
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07:53 <Avatar> mort are you playing tomorrow
17:58 <Mort-> I am
18:01 <Brunius> I can't, Mort-
18:08 <Brunius> Need to get something for mother's day
18:09 <Mort-> Since i finally decided what to play
18:13 <Mort-> Ill tell mek
18:22 <Mort-> You should have done it today
18:24 <Mort-> :d
18:28 <Mort-> Nub ^^
20:02 <Brunius> In the non-existent shopping centres I go through on the way home from schooL?
20:08 <Brunius> Of course, why didn't I think of that
22:00 <Avatar> Mort-: accept the invite
27:11 <Mort-> Did
27:24 <Mort-> Oh lol bru
27:33 <Mort-> we have shopping centers all over here
27:39 <Avatar> didn't
27:42 <Avatar> check it
27:43 <Mort-> Mom loved the chocolates we bought
27:48 <Mort-> I did on irc
28:12 <Mort-> Says no scheduled games
28:17 <Mort-> Bugged again
30:32 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: would it help if I pushed the start time back?
34:42 <Mort-> I don't think so mek
34:54 <Mort-> The stores aren't open so early are they?
35:04 <Mort-> If i were him id pfs first
35:10 <Mort-> Then go shopping
35:24 <Mort-> Actually i would shop on my way back home tonight
35:49 <Mort-> And I'm not entirely sure if xyn would want to be ridden like a horse
35:59 * Mort- is puzzled
36:08 <Mort->  The player in question is curious yes
36:16 <Mort-> But i don't think she would like it
36:38 <MincedSushi> I'm not sure that Worth would try
36:46 <Mort-> Ok
36:49 <Mort-> Lol
36:51 <MincedSushi> However it is a fun mental image
37:01 <Mort-> I would like to in the name of science
37:16 <MincedSushi> One day. We will
37:18 <Mort-> But how would you feel if i put a saddle and briddle on you
37:36 <MincedSushi> No briddle
37:39 <Mort-> Maybe you can convince mort the wizard to turn into a horse
37:49 <Mort-> Because she really likes trying new things
37:57 <MincedSushi> And I'm afraid I don't do bareback. Need a bit of protect even if it chafes
38:01 <Mort-> But its seriously unsafe to ride her into battle
38:10 <Mort-> It might be possible lol
38:11 <MincedSushi> lol
38:19 <Mort-> If polymorph is
38:21 <Mort-> Curious
38:50 <MincedSushi> Her physical stats are probably not that great
38:59 <MincedSushi> I do't think it would work so well
39:12 <Mort-> Obviously not
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43:06 <Mort-> I'm not sure if a syn counts as a combat trained mount
43:28 <Mort-> So its a 20 ride check to take actions on a non combat trained mount
44:44 <Ballig> Mekkis: it says that because a new game was scheduled instead of changing the old one, and it was scheduled before the first one was cancelled
44:55 <Ballig> so when it was created, it was a second table in the same time slot
45:08 <MincedSushi> hmmm
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45:43 <MincedSushi> Sounds plausible but at the same time one could make the argument that you are combat trained since you do not flee or shy away from battle
46:46 <Ballig> "combat trained" means something specific in the rules
46:51 <Ballig> see handle animal, and the Horse bestiary entry
47:52 <MincedSushi> Looking at it I thinkt he arguement can still be made
48:11 <Ballig> every argument ever can be made, it's what makes tabletop gaming unique
48:14 <Ballig> doesn't mean it'll be accepted
48:33 <Ballig> you have a unique problem in PFS in that if you have to make an argument, you will have to make that same argument with every single GM who ever runs a game for that character
48:37 <Ballig> and in the end, is that worth it?
49:11 <MincedSushi> Ballig, when one says an arguement can be made what they generally mean is a valid arguement can be made
49:26 <MincedSushi> and since this scenario is imaginary I hardly think it mater :P
49:30 <Ballig> what they mean is that an argument can be made in which the chances of it being accepted are non-zero
49:38 <Ballig> but my main point is the one about PFS
49:48 <MincedSushi> You are correct sir
50:13 <Ballig> I haven't actually read the context, I assume mort is speculating again
50:19 <Ballig> probably reading optimisation boards
51:03 <Avatar> haha
51:28 <Ballig> mort the speculator
51:29 <Ballig> that's her new nickname
51:36 <MincedSushi> Honestly after looking at it I imagine as a DM the only contention to the argument is the specific skills for attack and defend. Without proficiancy in horse skills that seems odd
52:02 <Ballig> I briefly read the word "syn", I assume it's a synthesist
52:03 <MincedSushi> It started out as a joke about me promising not to ride her without permission
52:17 <Ballig> my argument would be "synthesists are already broken, stop going out of your way to make them more OP" and then smack that person on the nose
52:24 <MincedSushi> and it took off into boredom type, pass the time, speculation
52:31 <MincedSushi> lol
53:02 <Ballig> especially if that person was mort, because a smack on the nose is the only way she learns
55:55 <MincedSushi> xD
56:02 <MincedSushi> Well either way I'm off to bed
56:09 <MincedSushi> See you all when I wake up ^^
56:18 <Ballig> tata
56:34 MincedSushi is now known as Sushi-Sleep
56:51 paul_banks is now known as Pug-opoly
56:54 <Mort-> Night and oh ballig that's mean of you
56:57 <Mort-> Wtf
57:09 * Mort- sulks in a corner
57:14 <Ballig> just telling it like it is
05:47 <Steven> yo
08:44 <Steven> i slept way way way longer then i wanted to
08:55 <Steven> my alarm didnt go off
10:13 <Steven> im trying to build me a druid pet! cause the domains available suck so bad
24:42 <Avatar> I'm sort of itching to play my druid
27:10 <Steven> do et!
27:15 * Mort- is still moping
27:18 <Steven> I made a mordant spire druid
27:40 <Steven> mordant spire, elf druid
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38:45 <Steven> how the hell do you calculate HD for druid pets?
41:56 <Steven> found it!
42:01 <Steven> although i think im doing it wrong
45:17 <Avatar> use umm
45:19 <Avatar> herolab
46:55 <Steven> nah
47:38 <Steven> ill calculate it myself so i learn how to do it
48:47 <Avatar> use it to confirm you're right then
49:26 <Steven> alright.... fine, gotta get it downloaded on this computer
57:04 <Steven> okay i did it right.
57:06 <Steven> yay!
59:58 Pug-opoly is now known as paul_banks
06:27 <Steven> i got a Elasmosaurus for my animal companion
10:20 <Mort-> Its a mouthful saurus
10:23 <Mort-> Enough said
11:00 <Steven> thats it! now i wont let you know its name
11:51 <Mort-> Lol
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15:45 <Mort-> Mekkis!
16:03 <Mort-> I actually get to bite claw claw tail slap if i want to now lol
32:40 <Steven> as a what? lemur?
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33:01 <Brunius> pffft, mort's not a lemur
33:16 <Steven> i agree. shes more like a pain in the butt! lol
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39:14 <Steven> she'll respond sometime soon lol!
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40:43 <Steven> then we will be laughin
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46:45 <Steven> hey welcoem back rzv
46:49 <rzv> hey o/
46:54 <rzv> got my sleep and my tea
46:55 <rzv> life is good
46:58 <rzv> yourself?
47:08 <Steven> chicken enchiladas and mellow yellow
47:26 <rzv> vegetarian here
47:30 <rzv> dat religion
47:38 <Steven> sam came home pissy, calmed her down, fed her bed her and now shes sleepin
47:50 <rzv> lol
48:08 <rzv> site asks me for a password
48:14 <rzv> ignores it and auto generates one
48:23 <Steven> yeah gotta talk to ballig or avatar to get an account set up
48:43 <Ballig> it didn't ignore it
48:49 <Ballig> that's how you confirm your email address
48:59 <rzv> i logged in using the autogenerated
49:04 <Ballig> yes
49:08 <rzv> does that mean thats my current or what i used previously
49:08 <Ballig> and now you can use your chosen password
49:11 <rzv> aha
49:25 <rzv> cunning
50:10 <rzv> programmed by ballig ;o
50:21 <Ballig> that's what she said
50:57 <rzv> so i was reading all the pathfinder stuff
51:05 <Steven> oh snap! ballig gots the jokes
51:22 <Steven> ask away rzv, we got answers 
51:25 <rzv> sounds like im going to be derping over the changes
52:28 <Steven> yeah everyone does at first, then it gets easier
53:10 <rzv> also sounds like i need to purchase me some core rulebooks
53:42 <Steven> yeah most pfs groups are pretty relaxed about that stuff
53:58 <Steven> they dont expect you to run out after one session and buying all the books
54:34 <Steven> because if you dont like it after a few sessions you just dropped 60 bones on something that you're not gonna use
54:42 <Steven> so try it a few times, see if you like it then invest
54:44 <rzv> mm true
54:56 <Steven> i didnt buy my core book till about a month after i started playing
55:11 <Steven> and even then i didnt buy a paper one, i bought the pdf
55:16 <rzv> 20 points point buy 
55:20 <Steven> 20 point buy!
55:37 <Steven> here is a point buy calculator
55:38 <Steven> http://tools.digitalightbulb.com/pbcalc.html
55:45 <Steven> to make it super easy for ya
56:17 <rzv> i did a masters in maths 
56:24 <rzv> i cant do simple arithmetic anymore
56:26 <rzv> fml
56:29 <Steven> lol
57:08 <rzv> presumably the core rulebook races are the standard 3.5 races
58:27 <Steven> elf, half elf, half orc, halfling, human, dwarf, gnome
59:17 <rzv> gnome eh
59:33 <rzv> with their creepy little eyes
59:46 <Steven> not in pfs, they have regular eyes
00:12 <Steven> well... i mean they have halfling size
00:13 <Steven> eyes
00:20 <Steven> which are a little bigger then normal
00:48 <rzv> that just doesnt fit you see
00:52 <rzv> creepy little bastards
01:38 <Steven> deal with it beotch!
02:26 <rzv> and their grasping little hands
03:06 <rzv> woop SRD
04:42 <rzv> the random starting age thing is nice
04:53 <Steven> yeah and gnomes never die
05:01 <Steven> unless they get bored with life
05:29 <Steven> although they can get killed
05:47 <rzv> must make gnome barbarian
06:01 <Steven> ive done that!
06:05 <Steven> its a fun char
08:49 <Steven> 4 days till d3
08:52 <rzv> i need to find me a character creator so i dont balls up
08:56 <Steven> cant wait!
08:59 <Steven> Hero Lab
09:21 <Steven> but, i suggest not using it till you are proficient in making a character
09:22 <rzv> i shall utilise my google-fu
09:29 <rzv> ah
10:21 <rzv> so this thing
10:22 <rzv> http://venturecaptain.com/Character.aspx
10:33 <rzv> would be ok for checking that i havent messed anything up
11:04 <Steven> yeah thats not too bad of a generater
13:39 <rzv> hnngh this site has two separate scroll bars
13:41 <rzv> why would you do that
14:54 <Steven> im going to go with bad programing or it was designed for a specific screen resolution
15:11 <rzv> so are psionics in pathfinder
15:42 <Steven> nope
15:52 <Steven> which is good imo
16:08 <rzv> yeah but mind bullets
16:32 <rzv> how else would you kill a yak from 200 yards away?
17:04 * Steven sighs
17:34 <rzv> fireballs just fizzle out
17:38 <rzv> swords bounce off
18:06 <rzv> its like a catoblepas but covered in steel
18:37 <Steven> you send a synthesist after it
18:51 <Steven> problem solved.
23:26 <rzv> gnome druid
23:39 <Steven> yes!
24:05 <rzv> so i got the core rulebook
24:11 <rzv> so i kind of know what im doing
24:14 <rzv> slightly
24:25 <Steven> well any questions just ask
24:36 <rzv> what are base classes
24:41 <rzv> because theyre not in the core book
24:45 <rzv> but theyre in the srd
24:59 <Steven> d20pfsrd.com
25:05 <Steven> all the core classes are in the core rulebook
26:23 <rzv> you have to readjust your favoured class bonuses
26:36 <rzv> site needs to speak more english
27:14 <Steven> hey man, its written in American cause the game is produced in america man
27:39 <Steven> yeah, we dont speak english
27:40 <Steven> lol
27:41 <rzv> well it said "favored" but i rewrote its message in proper english
27:43 <rzv> :3
28:33 <Steven> i picked up on that
29:05 <rzv> what is this favoured class thing anyway
29:08 <rzv> wasnt that concrete
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29:21 <Steven> when you create your class
29:47 <Steven> or rather your character
29:55 <Steven> you pick one class to be a favored class
31:03 <Steven> and whenever you gain a level, if you increase your class level that matches your Favored class
31:10 <Steven> you gain 1hp or 1 skill point
32:02 <rzv> ah
32:41 <Steven> basically if you do 12 levels all in one class your max bonus is 12 hp or 12 skill points
33:07 <rzv> seems nice
33:20 <Steven> it promotes people to single class
33:31 <Steven> because there is no penalty for multi classing now
34:13 <rzv> Hatred: Gnomes receive a +1 bonus on attack rolls against humanoid creatures of the reptilian and goblinoid subtypes due to special training against these hated foes.
34:17 <rzv> "gnomes are racist"
34:31 <Steven> so are dwarfs
35:05 <rzv> maybe ill go half elf
39:01 <rzv> druids took the nerfbat it seems
40:30 <Steven> nah
41:40 <Steven> they are just as powerful
41:48 <Steven> but they start off a little slower
42:58 <Mort-> Not the gnom- word again
43:04 <Mort-> I'm so tired
43:12 <Steven> get over it mort
43:38 <Mort-> Do i?
43:59 <Mort-> I'm about to turn into a lemur in truth
44:10 <Steven> we already know your views on gnomes, but we are talking about character creation right now
44:48 <Mort-> Seriously rsv. If you want to roll a gnom- feel free
45:12 <Mort-> What i say out of game has no impact on what my characters do in game
45:18 <Mort-> they treat everyone equally
48:26 <Mort-> Including gnom-s
50:00 <rzv> hmm
50:03 <rzv> thing about gnomes is
50:10 <rzv> theyre short
50:25 <rzv> and im pretty racist against imaginary short people
50:42 <Mort-> And move at 
50:43 <Mort-> 20 ft
50:47 <rzv> lol
50:55 <Mort-> Keep up the good work!
50:57 <rzv> wouldnt matter too much to a druid to be fair
51:12 <Mort-> The only thing a gnom- is good for is throwing
51:14 <Mort-> :d
51:25 <rzv> how do people live without tea
51:34 * Mort- gives a tired sigh though. Its been a long day
51:38 <Mort-> I can
51:46 <rzv> tis not possible!
51:50 <Mort-> Coffee has weird effects on me
52:08 <Mort-> I'm Asian you see.
52:21 <rzv> i knew a girl who got tired when she drunk coffee
52:23 <rzv> was chinese
52:37 <rzv> that said, she also had an irish accent
54:05 <Mort-> I get hyper
54:05 <Mort-> And can't sleep
54:31 <rzv> i have some coffee
54:35 <rzv> its used for deadlines
55:13 <rzv> according to the guy who bought it its expensive - wouldnt know by the taste
55:15 * Mort- reads a huge thick book on natural attacks and manufactured weapons
55:18 <Mort-> Argh
55:18 <Mort-> Nothing is ever easy
55:18 <Mort-> Or at least i never choose the easy path for myself
55:45 <Mort-> Ok steven
55:50 <Mort-> i summon thee!
56:15 <Steven> sorry sam is the only one that gets to summon me
56:18 * Steven walks away
56:24 <Mort-> Ok lol
56:40 <Mort-> If a toothy half orc is using a long spear
56:51 * Steven is ignoring mort
56:51 <Mort-> The monster is next to him
56:54 <Mort-> Ok
57:09 <Mort-> Fine then ill troll pazio till i get an answer
57:12 * Steven is being a jerk but is totaly okay with it
57:15 <Steven> lol
57:35 <Steven> a long spear cannot hit a target in the 5 foot range without the ability to shorten his grip
57:57 <rzv> i never played a druid in dnd ever, im trying to roll one now but im hating every second of it
58:07 <rzv> must be allergic to hippies
58:17 <Steven> pfffffft dude you dont have to be a hippy
58:38 <Mort-> Toothy is good even if you mix it up with manufactured weapons. If you're using a reach weapon it threatens your adjacent spaces for AoO's at full BAB and full Str.
58:47 <Mort-> But the orc toothy can
59:06 <Mort-> There we go
59:07 <Steven> do you have unarmed strike?
59:37 <Steven> with your toothy?
59:56 <Mort-> Its a primary attack
59:56 <Mort-> Yes Toothy gives a 1d4 primary attack which means it get full str mod to damage. 
00:29 <Steven> its considered primary unless your wielding a weapon in which case its considered a secondary attack
01:08 <Mort-> Toothy: Some Half-orcs’ vestigial tusks are massive and sharp, granting a bite attack. This is a primary natural attack that deals 1d4 points of piercing damage. This racial trait replaces the orc
01:31 <Mort-> But what happens if you were busy stabbing people with your spear
01:44 <Mort-> Then taking aoo using toothy
01:56 <rzv> then youre pretty good at multitasking
02:08 <Mort-> Can't you?
02:11 <Mort-> i think you can
02:29 <Steven> mort, toothy counts as a primary attack while unarmed, if you have a manufactured weapon in hand it becomes a secondary attack
02:35 <Mort-> Say you walked right to a monster and stabbed his buddy next to him
03:05 <Steven> meaning it would be at -5 to attack
03:31 <Steven> and half str added to it
03:49 <Steven> so lets say you have your long spear, and have a guy in range with all of your attacks
04:02 <Steven> and a guy in range of your bite attack
04:16 <Steven> so we will run it just off of bab okay
04:45 <Steven> 1d20+6 1d20+1 1d20-4 to hit with all three unless i read it wrong okay
05:25 <Steven> ask ballig/avatar/mekkis but i think thats how it would work
06:09 <Ballig> is it just having the weapon in hand? or is it using the weapon?
06:30 <Ballig> i.e. say you have Bite (primary weapon), and wield a sword. is the very act of wielding the sword making your bite secondary, or only when you swing it?
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07:24 <Ballig> and I think the -5 is to your highest base attack, isn't it? so +6/+1 with the weapon, and +1 with the bite
07:31 <Steven> that might be it
07:37 <Steven> im looking at forums right now ballig
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08:25 <Ballig> looks like wielding it makes it secondary
08:27 <Mort-> But you taking aoo with bite alone
08:31 <Mort-> Hm
08:32 <Ballig> you can see that in the tengu statblock
08:44 <Ballig> Natural Weapon: Tengus possess a bite natural attack 
08:44 <Ballig> that  inf licts  1d3  points  of  damage  on  a  hit.  This  is  a 
08:44 <Ballig> primary attack, or a secondary attack if the tengu wields 
08:44 <Ballig> a manufactured weapon.
09:12 <Ballig> so just by wielding a weapon you turn your bite into a secondary attack, so it has -5 to hit and only adds half strength bonus
09:25 <Steven> i cant find anything that states if its -5 bab or -5 when done in a full round attack. so ide be willing to bet its -5bab
09:48 <Ballig> natural attacks don't reduce BAB from high BAB
09:54 <Ballig> it's always full, or full-5 for secondary
10:26 <Mort-> But you aren't exactly using all in the same round
10:27 <Mort-> You stab the guy with your spear
10:27 <Mort-> Then you bit the guy who provoked aoo by casting with toothy
10:35 <Ballig> so?
10:43 <Ballig> not sure what you're getting at
10:58 <Steven> i think she just wanted to know how it worked 
11:12 <Ballig> Mort-: let's assume you have no strength bonus, and your base attack bonus is +6
11:16 <Mort-> The good news is your still threatening at 5 and 10 even if your using a reach weapon
11:25 <Mort-> No don't do iterative attacks
11:28 <Ballig> okay
11:32 <Ballig> your BAB is +5
11:34 <Mort-> Say a +3 or something
11:48 <Mort-> I don't want to know about iterative attacks now. Brain too small
11:48 <Ballig> so your BAB is +5, and you're wielding a glaive
11:49 <Mort-> Ok
11:49 <Steven> can do that already w/ polearm fighter for less of a penalty
11:56 <Ballig> you swing it at the jerk 10 feet from you with +5
12:04 <Mort-> So you stab someone with a your spear etc.
12:05 <Ballig> then some other jerk tries to move past your non-reach range, so you bite at him with +0
12:12 <Ballig> but even if you didn't swing that glaive, the bite is still +0
12:29 <Ballig> if you drop that glaive at any point and are no longer wielding a weapon, the bite is suddenly +5
12:30 <Mort-> Could you choose to drop the glaive
12:40 <Ballig> you couldn't drop it as part of an AOO
12:43 <Ballig> because dropping isn't immediate
12:43 <Mort-> And bite at +5?
12:44 <Steven> free action to drop a weapon whenever its your turn
12:47 <Mort-> Hm
13:12 <Ballig> only immediate actions can be performed outside of your turn
13:19 <Mort-> But during your turn you could choose to bite him instead of using your spear?
13:32 <Ballig> you could, but if you were wielding that spear it's still a penalty of 5
13:32 <Steven> yes, but it would be at a -5
13:35 <Ballig> so you'd be biting him at +0
13:44 <Ballig> if you drop the spear first and then bite, you lose the penalty
13:49 <Mort-> Ah
13:56 <Ballig> you just can't drop it as part of an AOO
14:05 <Mort-> Say he has you hemmed in and you choose to do so
14:06 <Mort-> I see
14:07 <Steven> good news though is your bite damage isnt typed lol
14:14 <Mort-> Well that makes things interesting
14:29 <Ballig> yeah bite is decent for overcome weapon-based damage reduction
14:42 <Ballig> because it is piercing, slashing and bludgeoning all at once
15:26 <Steven> then all you have to do mort is grab magic fang lol
16:29 <Ballig> where is she getting the bite attack from?
16:52 <Steven> Toothy racial alternative
16:58 * Mort- learns to bite
17:13 <Ballig> which race?
17:14 <Ballig> what's the damage?
17:18 <Steven> half orc
17:20 <Steven> 1d4
17:26 <Ballig> could be worse
17:42 <Steven> yeah its good if you are ever disarmed
17:59 <Steven> have to take out all your teeth to truely disarm you
18:12 <Mort-> Lol yeah and its so mur
18:41 <Mort-> That's interesting
19:14 <Steven> im gonna have to go around as ausk to prevent getting bitten
19:32 <rzv> get punched in the face by iron golem
19:45 <rzv> cant use bite for a year until teeth regrow
20:14 <Mort-> :(
20:22 <Steven> cant actually get your teeth knocked out in pfs
20:49 <Mort-> Its so mur to bite
21:34 <Steven> ive killed an iron golem before
21:39 <Steven> Gauntlet of Rust=win
21:42 <rzv> did you use mind bullets
21:43 <rzv> damn
22:00 <Mort-> I would hate to fight one
22:09 <Mort-> Not built for it
22:32 <Steven> it wasnt easy
22:51 <Mort-> I can't do shit to golems
22:52 <Steven> and the barb took himself like 14 con damage
23:06 <Mort-> I have too much magic in me
23:15 <Mort-> I'm inherently magical
23:42 <Steven> you just gotta do electrical damage
23:49 <Steven> it ends up slowing it
23:55 <Mort-> I've never lived without my magic
24:03 <Mort-> How about the damage
24:05 <Steven> and a slowed iron golem is much much easier
24:15 <Mort-> I mean does he take full damage
24:20 <Steven> nope, no damage
24:25 <Steven> he just becomes slowed
24:31 <Mort-> How long on slow
24:37 <Steven> 3 rounds no save
24:42 <Mort-> Per spell level?
24:43 <Mort-> Ah
24:48 <Steven> no just per spell
25:16 <Mort-> Why you need electric eels
25:32 <Mort-> My wings...I'm about to fly
25:40 <Steven> you you hit it with jolt
25:44 <Steven> from wis spell list
26:00 <Steven> dunno if you can do that in pfs
26:04 <Mort-> Cantrip?
26:14 <Steven> yeah, it was home brew
26:20 <Mort-> I know that spell
26:48 <Mort-> My wings ^^
27:06 <rzv> 20 points right
27:11 <Steven> yup 20 points
27:19 <rzv> 4e is 22
27:19 <Mort-> Looking foward to having a pair of my own
27:21 <rzv> well confusing
28:49 <Steven> thats why I gave you the calculator
28:53 <Steven> to make things super easy
28:59 <rzv> yeah
29:05 <rzv> i did the maths in my head
29:08 <rzv> failed miserably
29:11 <rzv> and so i ended up using that
29:20 <Mort-> I use notepad
30:32 <rzv> i am not a smart man
30:52 <Mort-> You know ballig. I wonder if i dare ask you if there are things about me you would want me to change
31:01 <Mort-> I somehow don't think ill like the answer
31:05 <Mort-> ^^
31:21 <Steven> ballig say gnome hatred.... say it
31:22 <Ballig> no one is free of character flaws
31:30 <Steven> lol
31:30 <rzv> well that was diplomatic
31:46 <Ballig> I work in human resources, I see character flaws all day
32:05 <Mort-> He's on his best behavior
32:16 <Ballig> I dont' have a best behaviour
32:18 <rzv> what do i put down for campaign?
32:33 <Steven> pathfinder society
32:37 <Mort-> He said i could use a slap on my nose this afternoon :(
33:57 * Mort- eyes turn gentle for a bit
34:06 * Steven spider sense starts tingling
34:07 <Mort-> I'm not that bad am i?
34:15 <Ballig> how do eyes "turn gentle"
34:18 <Steven> i feel like a trap is about to be sprung
34:23 <rzv> osirion seems like a pretty cool guy
34:25 <Mort-> They can
34:29 <Ballig> how
34:32 <Mort-> Uh its up to you
34:41 <Mort-> Its like your eyes don't look that hard
35:10 <Mort-> There is stare at people and not stare
35:18 <Mort-> And glare at people
35:27 <Ballig> so what you're saying is that you were glaring at us before but you aren't now?
35:38 <Mort-> I look at people intensely
35:42 <Ballig> so you glare at people
35:46 <rzv> ^
35:46 <Steven> ballig your falling for it... I know this trap... fall back fall back!
35:47 <Mort-> Yeah
35:49 <Mort-> So?
36:10 <Ballig> well then that isn't so much your eyes turning gentle, as it is you are no longer glaring
36:20 <Mort-> Yep
36:40 <Mort-> Anyway actually my eyes in rl you can't guess my emotions from them
36:57 <Mort-> No expression lol
37:05 <rzv> aberrant sorcerer seems pretty fun
37:14 <Ballig> that's because you're asian
37:18 <Steven> yeah sams the same way.  i work of the assumption shes plotting my death at all times.
37:19 <Mort-> I'm too full of magic
37:28 <Steven> keeps me safe
37:44 <Mort-> My eyes are unreadable
38:10 <Ballig> pretty sure it's because you're asian
38:12 <Ballig> and we can barely even see your eyes
39:30 <Mort-> Heh
39:49 <Mort-> Ah now now
40:15 <rzv> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif
40:46 <Steven> thats not racist
41:04 <Steven> thats just funny
41:26 <Ballig> told you I don't have a best behaviour
41:30 <Ballig> anyone here played legend of grimrock?
41:33 <rzv> yes
41:35 <rzv> superb game
41:44 <Ballig> I only just started it, but it seems really good
41:51 <Steven> it sound familiar
41:53 <rzv> apart from when they throw 2 blobs of skeletons at you at once
42:01 <Ballig> it's strange how such an old school concept using up to date technology/ideas can be so good
42:02 <rzv> and then your squishies get destroyed
42:29 <Ballig> like just the fact that the character who threw an item automatically picks it up when you walk over it again is such a convenience
42:40 <Ballig> and not something you would have ever found in these style of games back when they were in vogue
42:46 <rzv> pathfinder rules: do not bully other players
43:11 <rzv> the mage rules are pretty cool
43:15 <rzv> having to fire off the spell manually
43:27 <Ballig> yeah still getting used to that
43:48 <Mort-> Am i a bully ballig?
43:53 <Ballig> yes
44:11 <rzv> are evil characters allowed?
44:14 <Steven> especially when it comes to gnomes
44:17 <Steven> not in pfs
45:25 <rzv> so the most nutjob you can get is a neutral sociopath
45:36 <Steven> well...
45:38 <Mort-> Why :(
45:45 * Mort- cries
45:55 <Mort-> Ballig is mean!
46:01 <Steven> you can be chaotic Neutral which is about as close as you can get to being evil
46:12 <Ballig> see you're an emotional bully
46:15 <Steven> because you can do semi evil things so long as you dont cross the lines
46:21 <Ballig> trying to get others to do the muscle work for you!
46:25 <rzv> yeah
46:35 <rzv> chaotic neutral it is
46:37 <Steven> like murdering children or torture for no reason
46:38 <Mort-> Can't help it I'm squishy ^^
46:46 * Mort- is nervous
47:18 <Steven> CN allows you to torture to get information to finish missions
47:26 <Mort-> I keep having the feeling there is something i forgot to prepare for tomorromws scenario
47:39 <Mort-> Uh i don't think you need cn
47:54 <Steven> you could be neutral
48:01 <Mort-> I think buck started talking about fingers in the very first pfs game i played
48:15 <Steven> but you couldnt be a neutral or lawful good
48:16 <Mort-> Ah love to be neutral
48:30 <rzv> where is the deity list?
48:50 <Mort-> Will you be playing tomorrow?
48:55 <Mort-> Might have a party
48:59 <Mort-> Fairly big one
49:05 <rzv> who me?
49:10 <Mort-> Yes you
49:15 <rzv> ah yeah if youll have me
49:17 <Mort-> In about 13 h time or so
49:25 <Mort-> Ah were always having
49:35 <rzv> yeah ill have a nap or something
49:37 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/cleric
49:41 <Mort-> But ill see who hydra brings before i decide who ill bring
50:01 <Steven> mort the sheep
50:05 <rzv> aha thanks steven
50:08 <Steven> following around hydra
50:09 <Mort-> I keep having the feeling i have something left undone though
50:14 <Mort-> Prudence
50:18 <Mort-> I'm not stupid
50:23 <rzv> all the stevens i know are spelt stephen apart from you
50:29 <Mort-> And this is one instance i put the team above myself
50:59 <Mort-> It is for the good of the team i am watching what hydra brings before i decide who to play
51:32 <Mort-> I will not have a brand new level 1 party head out without someone with a clw wand
51:42 <Mort-> I have enough power for that still
52:02 <rzv> oh lord references to pazuzu
52:21 <Brunius> ...
52:46 <Brunius> Seriously mort, you should make a healer
52:46 <Mort-> If you choose to insult me when i am thinking of other beyond myself
53:02 <Brunius> We need more healers in here, unless something changed in the week I boycotted this
53:05 <Mort-> I am truly disappointed with you
53:16 <Mort-> I have no interest in being one
53:17 <Mort-> Sadly
53:29 <Mort-> Totally none
54:38 <rzv> is there a far realm in pfs?
54:44 <Mort-> Though actually if hydra doesn't bring a clw wand my character who will follow them will be able to clw lol
54:46 <Brunius> define far realm
54:59 <rzv> alien crazy stuff
55:01 <rzv> mind flayers
55:04 <rzv> etc
55:06 <Brunius> oh yeah
55:07 <Brunius> sure
55:16 <Brunius> there are other planets in Golarion's solar system
55:22 <Mort-> No thanks
55:44 <Brunius> There's one guy (Ralzeros the mad) who went mad (wonder where he got his name from) from looking at it too much
55:57 <Mort-> I have nightmares about mind flayers
56:02 <rzv> not sure what deity to pick as an aberrant sorcerer
56:27 <rzv> they all seem kinda grounded and the tharidzun clone is obviously chaotic evil
56:44 <Mort-> I don't worship gods Jr a whole
56:44 <Mort-> As
57:32 <Brunius> go for Besmara
57:36 <Brunius> She's god of pirates
57:38 <Brunius> Arrrr
57:41 <Mort-> Don't mind being a ranger for the day
57:58 <Mort-> I do have one you loom
57:58 <Mort-> Know
58:20 <Steven> okay back
58:52 <Steven> my dog not feeling to well
59:44 <rzv> 12 intimidate level 1
59:45 <rzv> hmm
01:10 <Steven> do you really plan on intimidating all that much as a druid?
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01:24 <rzv> its a sorcerer now
01:28 <Steven> oh... sorc
01:29 <rzv> i couldnt hack druid
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01:34 <rzv> my hands were shaking
01:39 <Steven> abaration druid?
01:40 <rzv> i was putting water in my car
01:43 <rzv> planting trees
01:54 <rzv> aberration sorc atm
02:14 <Steven> err sorc even, i am feeling distracted
02:22 <Steven> my dog isnt doing too well
02:30 <Steven> i think he is in his last year of life right now
02:40 <Mort-> I'm sorry
02:44 <rzv> :(
02:49 <Brunius> :S
02:51 <rzv> dog died when i was a kid so
02:54 <rzv> no more pets for me
03:07 <Mort-> Never had any pets
03:24 <Mort-> Can't commit to having one
03:26 <Steven> its okay, ive had him for 11 years now
03:27 <Mort-> Too busy
03:34 <Steven> and he is a good dog
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03:58 <Steven> but likes to bark at the other dogs
04:03 <Steven> well mainly just scotty
04:14 <Steven> im pretty sure he is telling scotty how to act like a real male dog
04:26 <Steven> cause scotty is frankly a bit of a bitch dog
04:36 <Steven> if anyone is having an arguement in the house
04:37 <Mort-> I think i should have an early night
04:43 <Steven> scotty comes and crawls on my lap
04:48 <Steven> and he is not a lap dog
04:48 <Brunius> Is scotty whipped?
04:51 <Brunius> :P
04:52 <Mort-> But i keep having the feeling i have something left undone
04:58 <Mort-> Something pfsish
05:02 <Steven> oh i know
05:08 <Steven> you forgot to make a gnome character!
05:16 <Mort-> No
05:33 <Mort-> It probably has more to do that i don't have a ranged weapon
05:38 <Brunius> a gnome synthesist!
05:49 <Mort-> And no money to make one
05:59 <Mort-> My syn will be half elf thank you
06:05 <Mort-> Lawful good too ^^
06:44 <Steven> rzv what deity are you looking to worship?
06:56 <rzv> something alien but doesnt seem to be anything
07:03 <Mort-> Screw dieties
07:38 <Steven> let me check my faiths of corruption
07:52 <Mort-> Damn it i read gods and magic
07:56 <Mort-> But nothing went in :(
08:08 <rzv> http://venturecaptain.com/PDFs/20120511050539539.pdf
08:45 <Steven> i dont know if these gods are legal for worship
09:02 <Steven> if you ever take any divine spell casting class
09:09 <Steven> but there are some in this book
09:53 <Steven> ouch... 10con?
10:14 <rzv> yeah
10:18 <rzv> was thinking 12/12 but
11:26 <Mort-> Groetus?
11:31 <Steven> are you really sold on having that 20cha?
11:59 <Mort-> 18
11:59 <Steven> because you could easily go 10 14 14 10 10 18
12:11 <Mort-> Enough for most
12:21 <rzv> yeah i was thinking of spreading them out some more but spells per day
12:28 <Steven> you cut an extra first level spell
12:35 <Steven> but you will up your survivability by a lot
13:18 <Mort-> Ah ok lets get back to range weapons
13:21 <Steven> by level 3 you can afford a +cha item real easy
13:22 <Mort-> This sucks
13:28 <Mort-> Can't afford shit
13:41 <rzv> hmm time to fiddle
13:53 <rzv> that said, should i take a healer?
14:11 <Steven> ide suggest a utility/damage build for your sorc
14:27 <Steven> until you get used to the system
14:44 <Mort-> Ah shit its down to the sling
14:48 <Mort-> For being a poor fk
14:50 <rzv> i was going to mostly be spamming grease and sleep
15:03 <Mort-> Spam colour spray
15:10 <Mort-> The results are extremely funny
15:16 <Brunius> No
15:21 <Brunius> DON'T SPAM COLOUR SPRAY
15:27 * Mort- takes out smoked goggles
15:27 <Brunius> It will earn you EVERYONE's hate
15:28 <Steven> yeah dont spam it
15:31 <Mort-> Spam away
15:32 <rzv> lol
15:47 <Mort-> I sort of always wanted to do that
15:47 <Mort-> Heh
15:56 <Steven> yeah when i was leveling folnor we had a girl named melissa play a sorc
16:16 <Steven> and every game.... every single one folnor got color sprayed from level 1 to 3
16:22 <Mort-> Fine
16:27 <Steven> ide make every save in a game until she colorsprayed
16:30 <Mort-> Its the sling
16:44 <Steven> and then ide roll 1-5
16:47 <Steven> and fall asleep
17:18 <Mort-> Because I'm too cheapskate for a real item
17:34 <Steven> color spay is a real niche spell, when it works right its the best spell in the game
17:42 <Mort-> This is so. Ridiculous
17:50 <Steven> otherwise its pretty much the worst spell around
18:02 <Mort-> I sure as hell hope that no one ever catches me using it
18:05 <Mort-> Ill never live it down
18:41 <rzv> hey slings can be useful
18:45 <rzv> as a tourniquet
18:48 <Steven> lol
18:55 <Steven> yeah...
18:58 <Mort-> If anyone laughs...
18:59 * Mort- growls
19:07 <Mort-> I swear when i get some cash I'm going to buy a proper bow
19:23 <rzv> toysRus
19:38 <Mort-> Shaddap
19:40 * Steven channels Ausk and laughs at mort
19:56 * Mort- bites ausk
20:05 Steven is now known as Ausk
20:08 <Ausk> make your attack roll
20:48 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 touch ac
20:48 <diebot> Mort-, touch ac: [1d20=7] 9
20:57 <Ausk> nope
20:58 <Mort-> God i can't even do it properly
21:08 <Ausk> and its never against a touch AC it would be against flat footed
21:09 <Mort-> I should do range touch
21:17 <Mort-> I want to zap you
21:25 <Mort-> Bastard :d
21:41 <Ausk> okay go ahead... hope you're okay when it comes time to pay the piper
22:07 <Mort-> God
22:09 <rzv> how about 20cha 13con 12dex
22:14 <Mort-> I think I'm running out of scenarios
22:17 <rzv> raise con to 14 with first point for +2
22:20 <Mort-> Should work
23:20 <Ausk> i think you would want to keep your dex up for those ray, and ranged touch attacks
23:26 <Mort-> I'm running out of scenarios to play
24:11 <rzv> you know aberrant gets a ranged melee touch
24:24 <rzv> i cant think of many decent touch spells
24:46 <Ausk> there are lots of em
24:55 <Ausk> pretty much any evocation spell
26:13 <rzv> 13 dex 12 con
26:18 <rzv> still kinda squishy then
26:19 <rzv> hurm
26:23 <Mort-> scorchimg ray
26:29 <Ausk> 10 14 14 10 10 18 is probably a better build set
26:32 <Mort-> I dislike evocation
26:54 <Ausk> you can get a +2 cha item by lvl3
27:40 <Ausk> and so when you start putting points in you can start working toward 22 cha and your extra 2nd level spell
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29:27 * Mort- doesn't like ausk at all
29:54 * Ausk would like to make mort a part of his crew
30:12 <rzv> works yeah
30:21 * Ausk thinks barnical scraper would be a good position for her...
30:54 <rzv> or i could just go halfling
31:06 * Ausk would assist her with doing her job by keelhauling her.
32:40 <Mort-> Don't do that
33:28 <rzv> or a gnome
33:49 <Ausk> yes gnome!
33:59 <rzv> dat run speed
34:21 Ausk is now known as steven
34:26 steven is now known as Steven
35:35 <Steven> ide say a half elf is pretty decent choice for a sorc
35:43 <rzv> thats what i had
35:52 <rzv> but easier to play around with +4 over +2
36:04 <Mort-> I'm an elf.
36:05 <rzv> dont think there would be any MC
36:34 <Steven> how smart do you want t obe?
36:43 <rzv> 10!
37:07 <Steven> because if you tank int, as a gnome you could get 8 14 14 7 10 20
37:28 <rzv> why not tank wis?
37:36 <Steven> because wis is linked to a save
37:54 <rzv> int is skills though
37:57 <rzv> -2
38:08 <Steven> yeah, shit happens! lol
38:19 <Steven> your minimum skills you get per level is 1
38:33 <Steven> so 2 class -2 ability = 1 skill
39:22 <Steven> you get skill focus as bonus feat at level 1
39:26 <rzv> 8 14 14 7 10 20 is pretty hoot
39:28 <rzv> but
39:36 <rzv> id be a drooler
39:43 <Steven> not reallyl
39:51 <Steven> 10 is average intelligence
40:03 <Steven> so at a 7 you would be at 70% of human int
40:03 <rzv> 4 is unable to speak right
40:25 <Steven> which if you are an abherent sorc and worship an abherent deity you would be a little crazy
40:31 <Steven> 3 is unable to speak
40:47 <rzv> im ok with a little crazy
41:10 <Steven> but with abherents always talking in your ear about crazy shit youw ouldnt have had time to learn a bunch of stuff
41:21 <Steven> RP wise its pretty solid justification
41:36 <Steven> but if you want more int, you can always tank some more str or wis
41:47 <Steven> i mean, i certainly wouldnt do it but its not my character
41:49 <rzv> halfling can carry a pen as it is
42:27 <rzv> need to find me an aberrant deity
42:28 <Steven> if you go to halfling.. you could tank wis a little and still not see a negative with their racial luck
43:09 <rzv> yeah im halfling atm
44:19 <Steven> i think probably halfling with 18cha will end up being a good solid character
44:19 <rzv> 11th level 10foot range for touch attacks
44:21 <rzv> que pasa
44:40 <rzv> wait 15 foot
44:42 <rzv> 5+10
44:43 <Steven> or not halfling
44:47 <rzv> as human
44:48 <Steven> but a half elf
44:49 <rzv> i mean
46:03 <Steven> okay
46:06 <Steven> what about this one
46:07 <Steven> Like Lamashtu, Shub-Niggurathis thought to be 
46:08 <Steven> responsible for the introduction of frightening species into 
46:08 <Steven> the world, but unlike the Demon Queen, the Outer God’s 
46:08 <Steven> children are a more aberrant get. Your rites sacrifice to 
46:08 <Steven> aberrations, offering children and the infirm to tentacled 
46:08 <Steven> and oozing horrors that should not be. You have an unholy 
46:08 <Steven> fascination with that which slithers, scurries, and oozes, and 
46:08 <Steven> you believe that one day, should you mate with such a beast, 
46:08 <Steven> you will achieve unity with your master. Shub-Niggurath’s 
46:08 <Steven> alignment is chaotic evil; her domains are Animal, Chaos, 
46:08 <Steven> Evil, Plant, and Void; and her favored weapon is the dagger.
46:35 <rzv> isnt that a bit too chaotic evil for a neutral
47:06 <Brunius> Hey hang on
47:07 <Steven> hey, you dont have to be actively practicing the child sacrifice
47:11 <Steven> maybe you are just starting out
47:12 <Brunius> Why has this added steven to auto ignore
47:19 <Steven> awwwwwwwwww
47:28 <Steven> why you no like me brunius
47:34 <Brunius> How do I unignore
47:42 <rzv> actively practicing child sacrifice
47:48 <rzv> i think is a phrase that has limited uses
48:10 <Steven> lets say the god touched your mind, and has you suited for a purpose you dont yet know
48:28 <rzv> mm could say his mind is resisting some of the nutjobbery
48:36 <Steven> and the touhing is what sparked your spell casting ability
48:43 <Steven> as a sorcerer
48:56 <rzv> where did you find that entry btw
49:04 <Steven> its in Faiths of Corruption
49:07 <Steven> paizo
49:11 <rzv> ah
49:29 <Steven> it put out a series of them, faiths of purity, balance and corruption
49:46 <Steven> there are others
49:58 <Steven> can worship cthulhu
50:15 <Steven> here i will private message you w/ the entries
50:26 <Steven> brunius you got me off of ignore yet?
50:37 <Steven> i suppose somebody else would have to ask eh?
50:38 <Steven> lol
50:49 <rzv> [13:50] <Steven> brunius you got me off of ignore yet?
51:33 <Steven> hey rzv what chat program you using?
51:49 <rzv> mirc
52:03 <Steven> ok, check your server tree
52:15 <Steven> you have to authorize me sending you a message
52:17 <rzv> que
52:31 <rzv> oh
52:35 <rzv> i need to register
52:36 <rzv> sec
53:25 <Steven> i should probably do that as well...
53:31 <Steven> but... damn it im lazy
53:58 <Steven> also im broke on disposable income till the 28th
54:12 <Steven> unless i want to give up d3... and thats not happening
54:17 <rzv> registered woo
55:14 <rzv> need to register before you can pm
56:14 <rzv> yeah shub works
56:29 <rzv> necronomicon much
57:05 Steven has quit (Excess flood)
57:11 <rzv> haha
57:14 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
57:52 <Steven> get it rzv?
57:54 <rzv> wb
57:55 <rzv> nope
58:01 <rzv> is that nick registered?
58:08 <Steven> not on mirc yet
58:20 <rzv> na just with server
58:46 <Steven> whats your email, ill just send it that way, cause its a wall of text
59:08 <rzv> [email protected]
00:35 <rzv> looks like hes going to have crappy spellcraft
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02:08 <rzv> im allowed to buy a small dagger right
02:11 <rzv> instead of a normal one
02:45 <Mort-> Of course
03:05 * Mort- pokes rzv with her longsword
03:10 <Steven> no you can buy a medium sized dagger
03:16 <Steven> but it will count as a shortsword for you
03:18 <Steven> lol
03:19 <rzv> help help im being repressed
03:31 Steven is now known as Ausk
03:34 <Brunius> and you get a -2 on attacks with it
03:49 * Ausk interposes himself between mort and rzv
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04:29 <Mort-> He is a small race
04:52 <Mort-> Ausk always gets in the way
04:57 <rzv> i am a small man
05:16 * Ausk doesnt like how mort is picking on someone just because they are 'small'
05:26 <Brunius> Jeez
05:29 <Brunius> Who are you
05:32 <Brunius> John?
05:50 Ausk is now known as Steven
05:56 <Steven> what you talking bout brunius?
06:03 <Brunius> (John's a player/gm in melb who has a thing against shorties. Often ends up with tables full of them)
06:56 <Steven> lol
07:04 <rzv> im playing a half man with half a brain
07:05 <Steven> well Ausk is a short half orc
07:11 <Steven> stands at like 5'4"
07:57 <rzv> spell penetration yes sir
08:17 <Steven> spell pen is good stuff
09:10 <rzv> i want that aberration long arms feart
09:19 <rzv> so ill be a 3 foot half man
09:26 <rzv> with 10 foot arms
09:31 <rzv> creepy much
10:09 <Steven> you get that email rzv?
10:15 <Mort-> Lol
10:25 <rzv> i did! 
10:28 <rzv> sweet ty
10:47 <rzv> melee touch attack uses str right
11:55 <Mort-> Yes
11:56 <rzv> ah -1
12:03 <rzv> thought i was -2 penalty on str for some reason
13:56 <Steven> it costs -2 points to get 8 ability score
14:14 <rzv> ah i meant modifier
14:36 <Mort-> Hm
14:40 <Mort-> I think my job is done
14:55 <Steven> what was your job?
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15:07 <Steven> advanced gnome hate?
17:21 mortswishytail has quit (Quit: Bye)
17:26 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
18:29 <Steven> ill be afk for a little bit
18:43 <Steven> i gotta go get my dad and take him to the hospital
19:12 <rzv> :<
25:05 <rzv> the character sheet things says my skills arent set properly
25:07 <rzv> filth and lies
32:11 <Avatar> what character sheet are you using
41:26 <Ballig> it'd be the pdf one
41:59 <Ballig> make sure total skill points is set in the top right
49:07 <Steven> dropped him off and im back
50:02 <Steven> now im just nervious
50:11 <Steven> mostly....
50:24 <Steven> cause he wont tell me what hes going in for
50:33 <Steven> what a douche
50:47 <Steven> Brunius am i off of your ignore yet?
52:59 <Steven> im guessing not
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56:23 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
59:12 <Avatar> he didn't say anything about having a question
59:20 <Avatar> er, oops
59:22 * Avatar scrolls down
59:37 <Avatar> I can't keep up with you jokers
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