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01:44 <Steven> aparantly i got auto ignored by brunius earlier
05:35 <rzv> my parents do that too
05:38 <rzv> so annoying
11:56 <rzv> presumably class skills dont matter so much if the group is larger?
13:32 <Steven> not exactly true
13:38 <rzv> oh :<
13:49 <rzv> because this halfling has around -2 to everything
14:47 <Steven> the larger the group the better chances you will succeed on skill checks
15:07 <Steven> but you need people who have the skills.
15:25 <rzv> this guy pretty much has the cha skills down pat
15:37 <Mekkis> and there are times where your character might be called upon to do stuff independently
15:54 <Steven> yeah, the group wont always be around you to help
16:13 <rzv> but you cant leave a mentally handicapped midget by himself
16:28 <Steven> a lot of times you will initiate talking to a person and you will only be allowed to make the check
16:46 <Mekkis> rzv, sure you can!
17:11 <Steven> yeah we leave mentally handicapped midgets by themselves all the time
18:17 <rzv> "As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth."
19:00 <Steven> i am unfamiliar with that particular passage
19:07 <rzv> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/4/10/
20:47 <Steven> meh....
22:16 <rzv> love 40k
23:42 <Steven> i hate this crap....
23:55 <rzv> hm?
24:07 <Steven> my dads at the hospital for something, and he wont tell me what
24:13 <Steven> i feel all nervious and shit
24:19 <rzv> mum did that to me around a month ago
24:22 <Steven> cant talk to sam bout it cause shes still sleeping
25:07 <Steven> wonder how pissed she would be if i woke her up...
25:35 <Steven> brb
26:15 <Steven> answer is groggy and made no sense then went immediately back to sleep
26:29 <mortswishytail> Most of my characters are pretty smart
26:37 <mortswishytail> Anyway
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27:06 <Mort-> Even the channel fighter is pretty smart :p
27:20 <Mort-> Funnily enough
31:00 <rzv> filling out the funky character sheet
31:15 <rzv> if someones willing to tell me if/where i fucked up it'd be much appreciated :p
32:44 <Mort-> I'm on cell
32:52 <Mort-> So its hard for me
34:16 <Steven> what you need rzv?
34:49 <rzv> ah just filling out the character sheet
35:07 <rzv> if you could take a quick look once im done
37:14 <Steven> lets see...
37:24 <Steven> !rand look dont-look
37:24 <dicebot> Steven, random: look
37:29 <Steven> okay... ill do it
38:23 <rzv> lol
55:41 <rzv> hmm level 1 spells: sleep and true strike?
58:54 <rzv> naw silent image
59:33 <Avatar> rzv: upload it to the site and link it
00:01 <Avatar> give us the link*
02:31 <rzv> right er
02:32 <rzv> what site
04:16 <rzv> ok registering
06:52 * Mort- takes a nap on rzv
07:07 <Mort-> You shouldn't use the s word :p
07:27 <rzv> i dont even know what im doing
07:46 <rzv> the upload button
07:50 <rzv> what is character number
07:54 <rzv> what
07:56 <rzv> even
09:31 <rzv> well ive made the sheet and made an account
20:24 <rzv> http://www.mediafire.com/?jpmqfrc81iqja1a
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49:03 <rzv> hmm
49:19 <rzv> mr ballig are you present?
49:33 <Ballig> hm?
49:39 <rzv> the site says to ask you
49:44 <Ballig> about what
49:45 <rzv> to fiddle so i can upload a character
49:56 <Ballig> what character name?
50:04 <rzv> er
50:06 <rzv> vade
50:10 <Ballig> are you using the PDF?
50:16 <rzv> yeah ive filled it out
50:22 <Ballig> don't suppose you're using foxit
50:27 <rzv> am yeah
50:39 <Ballig> what account name did you make
50:47 <Ballig> ryank?
50:48 <rzv> username was vargiton
50:54 <Ballig> ah there you are
51:16 <Ballig> !findchar Vade
51:18 <diebot> Ballig, Character: Vade, number: ( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char= )
51:26 <Ballig> oh, right, forgot I have dicebot's one disabled
51:32 <Ballig> anyway, when you hit submit sheet use character number 418
51:37 <rzv> sweet
51:40 <rzv> cheers :)
52:18 <rzv> presumably foxit is uploading
52:42 <Ballig> if it gives you a warning about security, you can enable macros in the options
54:16 <Avatar> is that you ryan
54:30 <Ballig> who's ryan
54:40 <Avatar> he's the VL here
54:52 <Ballig> nah
55:00 <Ballig> rzk hasn't played PFS
55:06 <Avatar> oh
55:08 <Avatar> I was going to say
55:56 <rzv> dont think its actually uploading >.>
56:19 <Ballig> is the option for macros set?
56:51 <rzv> is this in preferences?
56:55 <Ballig> yeah
56:57 <Ballig> let me check for it
56:59 <rzv> because i dont see anything about macros
57:09 <Ballig> trust manager, sorry
57:14 <rzv> its disabled
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57:27 <rzv> safe reading mode*
57:28 <Ballig> okay, then the only other possible issue is firewall
58:34 <rzv> should i get an upload bar or something
58:52 <Ballig> no
58:58 <Ballig> does it tell you that it uploaded successfully?
59:02 <rzv> nope
59:44 <Ballig> it'll say "The document is trying to connect to the site: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/convert.php5 If yout rust the site, click 'Yes', otherwise click 'No'"
59:46 <Ballig> do you get that?
00:09 <rzv> yeah
02:11 <rzv> in adobe readerit says the server could not be located
02:53 <Ballig> adobe reader it won't work at all
03:05 <Ballig> once you click "yes" the dialogue box should hang for a few seconds then say "Your form submission is successful !"
03:18 <rzv> just does nothing
03:26 <Ballig> does the dialogue box hang? or does it just go away?
03:34 <rzv> goes away
03:35 <Ballig> what version of foxit reader
03:49 <rzv> dunno about to update
03:54 <rzv> its old
03:59 <Ballig> that might be it
04:12 <rzv> only really use it for previewing papers before submission
04:58 <Ballig> it was almost impossible to get that stupid PDF to submit properly, and I could never get it to work in adobe
04:58 <rzv> so you wrote all this?
04:58 <rzv> site etc
04:58 <Ballig> only adobe acrobat pro, not the free reader
04:58 <Ballig> yeah
05:01 <rzv> nice
05:34 <rzv> adobe reader has always been pretty terrible
05:49 <Ballig> the cripple it
05:52 <Ballig> +y
06:02 <Ballig> in order to encourage people to buy the incredibly overpriced pro version
06:22 <Ballig> which, honestly, should only be required for /authoring/ PDFs, not properly reading and using them interactively
06:52 <rzv> yeah
07:20 <rzv> i had to fill out masters application in a pdf and send it back
07:28 <rzv> switched to foxit
07:36 <rzv> oo
07:44 <rzv> foxit: sorry failed to submit your form
07:49 <rzv> this is newest version
07:53 <rzv> no firewall, am in dmz
08:21 <Ballig> correct username and password?
08:24 <Ballig> and character number
08:26 <rzv> yep
08:33 <rzv> 418, right?
08:38 <Ballig> yeah
08:53 <rzv> just failed again
08:57 <Ballig> not that it should matter, but lowercase v on the username?
09:03 <rzv> yeah
09:37 <Ballig> try saving the form data (forms > export) and importing it to a fresh copy of the PDF 
11:02 <rzv> trying the upload now
11:33 <rzv> nawp failed
12:05 <Ballig> didn't need to disable trust manager again?
12:07 <Ballig> it's very strange
12:26 <rzv> it asked me whether i wanted it in the welcome wizard
12:28 <rzv> said nope
13:13 <rzv> oh it worked
13:17 <rzv> woop
13:37 <rzv> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=418
13:39 <Ballig> did you do something to it
13:59 <Ballig> or was it saying it failed when it actually succeeded
13:59 <rzv> nope
14:03 <rzv> just clicked submit again
14:05 <Ballig> ahh
14:10 <Ballig> temperamental
14:12 <Ballig> stupid PDfs
14:13 <rzv> i was f5ing the viewchar thing
14:18 <rzv> pdf best file format ever
14:27 <rzv> latek is for chumps
14:30 <Ballig> ha
15:08 <rzv> so i suppose that works now ;D
15:39 <rzv> i downloaded the combat assistant
16:03 <rzv> thanks for the help - sorry to waste your time :P
16:24 <Ballig> it's all good, just annoying how temperamental the whole interactive PDF thing is
16:46 <rzv> feels like a tack-on 
16:51 <rzv> as opposed to a feature
17:16 <Ballig> maybe if they used a half decent scripting language
17:31 <rzv> python all the way
17:41 <Ballig> the original version of CA was in python
17:54 <rzv> nice
17:57 <rzv> what do you use now?
18:01 <Ballig> Qt
18:09 <rzv> even better :o
18:12 <rzv> love qt
18:33 <rzv> though i kind of hate the way it does gl windows in forms
18:40 <Ballig> ha
19:06 <Ballig> it could be slightly more customisable, UI-wise
19:27 <rzv> i spent a week writing a program
19:37 <rzv> around 4 days getting the ui to work after that
19:45 <rzv> things should be command line
19:55 <Ballig> yeah :p
20:07 <rzv> ./mything -option1
20:29 <rzv> but thats not apple user friendly so
21:10 <Ballig> yeah, apple user friendly is just one big button
21:11 <Ballig> :p
21:32 <rzv> the new windows 8 ui has gone for the huge text and buttons theme
21:41 <rzv> shudder
22:01 <Ballig> yeah I noticed
22:02 <rzv> ill be sticking with windows 7 and ubuntu thanks
22:06 <rzv> and unity can piss right off
22:08 <Ballig> not surprising, they've been headed that way since office 2007
22:11 <rzv> who thought that was a good idea
22:24 <rzv> oh the ribbon thing
22:46 <rzv> yeah not cool finding out you can use word anymore
22:53 <rzv> cant*
23:05 <Ballig> I use that thing every day and I still hate it
23:33 <Avatar> I got used to word 2007
23:55 <rzv> i was going to use word to write my thesis
23:58 <rzv> latek was easier
24:22 <Ballig> I can use it now, but I still hesitate when going to find certain things
24:34 <rzv> i can barely type a letter in it
24:37 <Ballig> and even after using it for years, sometimes I have to search around for a function that would have been easy to find in 2003
24:59 <rzv> and when you select something that strange transparent menu shows up
25:22 <Ballig> you can get rid of that I think
26:21 <rzv> ill have to find the option
28:31 <rzv> well im off for a bit, take care gents
28:32 <rzv> and thanks again
28:36 <Ballig> tata
28:39 rzv is now known as rzv|afk
55:58 rzv|afk is now known as rzv
56:05 <rzv> best shave ever
06:02 <Avatar> how's that work
09:23 <rzv> straight razoe
09:25 <rzv> or*
09:28 <rzv> just stropped
10:21 <Avatar> I dunno man
10:25 <Avatar> I have had some pretty good shaves in my time
11:19 <rzv> perhaps not the best
11:24 <rzv> but i used to have a thiers issard
11:32 <rzv> got a solingen dovo and havent looked back
11:38 <rzv> its gathering dust in my sock drawer
17:47 <Avatar> I have no idea what those are
18:23 <Avatar> I have a gillette fusion power proglide
19:15 <rzv> this is the one im using atm
19:16 <rzv> http://holli4pirating.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dovo-bl-1.jpg
20:43 <rzv> got it overpriced but wanted it so
20:55 <rzv> impule buy works out for once o/
20:59 <rzv> impulse*
50:50 <rzv> back later
50:54 rzv is now known as rzv|afk
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18:10 <MincedSushi> .:yawns:.
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38:05 <Avatar> is that a razor
40:25 <MincedSushi> ??
51:07 <Avatar> talking to rzv|afk
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01:59 <Mort-> Urgh
02:16 <Mort-> Had a stomach ache and woke up
02:26 * Mort- winces
03:05 <MincedSushi> :<
03:15 <MincedSushi> Warm bath :D
03:17 * Mort- is green
03:26 <MincedSushi> Yay green!
03:58 <MincedSushi> Seriously though. Warm bath and a cold drink
04:36 * Mort- has sickened conditon
04:46 <Mort-> Its 6 am in the morning
04:52 <Mort-> Too early for...
05:58 <MincedSushi> Not that sort of drink
06:21 <MincedSushi> Cold glass of anything acid light
06:21 <paul_banks> heh
06:33 <MincedSushi> No orange juice and the like
12:13 <MincedSushi> And it's 6am? What timezone are you in?
12:40 <paul_banks> i bet its........... perth
13:14 <MincedSushi> I know not this perth thing. To google!
13:52 <MincedSushi> Okay then
13:53 <rzv|afk> morning!
13:58 <MincedSushi> Morning!
14:01 <rzv|afk> or 23:13, whatever works
14:04 rzv|afk is now known as rzv
14:11 <rzv> and yeah avatar thats a razor :D
16:54 <MincedSushi> My new thing of the day. Australia has more than 2 time zones. Now I know.
17:28 <paul_banks> learning is fun
20:09 <MincedSushi> Today's message brought to you by the letter 004F
20:53 <rzv> i feel like hammered shit
20:59 <rzv> which means i should be drinking tea
21:08 <rzv> brb, tea
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45:58 <rzv> curry and tea for dinner/breakfast
46:00 <rzv> fuck the police
49:41 <rzv> tomato puree best before aug 2011
49:44 <rzv> to use or not to use
55:11 <Hydrazine> puree?
55:13 <Hydrazine> I'd go for it.
55:22 <rzv> you only live once
55:59 <Hydrazine> I think puree specifically doesn't really age.
56:02 <rzv> plus its a can
56:03 <Hydrazine> Sort of like.. jam.
56:06 <rzv> yeah
56:18 <Hydrazine> How you doing?
56:30 <rzv> er
56:51 <rzv> what
57:29 <Hydrazine> Don't think I've talked to you any yet. Gonna play some pathfinder with us?
57:34 <rzv> hopefully
57:45 <MincedSushi> Certainly
57:48 <rzv> i made a character!
57:52 <Hydrazine> Cool.
57:52 <rzv> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=418
57:57 <rzv> probably ballsed up somewhere
58:15 <rzv> plus i just made a curry so were you guys in london, free curry
58:18 <Hydrazine> If you like I can take a look and see if I find anything blatantly wrong.
58:28 <rzv> that'd be superb
58:42 <Hydrazine> I ain't in London, but I appreciate the gesture.
59:14 <Hydrazine> Hey, no kidding, someone was once offering dinner on the internets.. And it turns out they were within 3 miles of my place at the time.
59:19 <Hydrazine> So I went over that weekend for dinner.
59:30 <MincedSushi> That's badass
59:35 <rzv> sweet
59:42 <MincedSushi> Was it as good aas advertised?
59:59 <rzv> was it tasty goodness?
00:22 <Hydrazine> It was flippin' delicious.
00:38 <MincedSushi> Quick! Hydra fed ex me dinner!
00:52 <Hydrazine> Yeah. I was going to a school at the time. ANd it turns out the lady's husband was a teacher down the hall.
01:05 <Hydrazine> Where you at, Sushi?
01:49 <MincedSushi> West coast US
02:03 <Hydrazine> Thats pretty far man.
02:16 <Hydrazine> But either way; yeah more americans!
02:17 <MincedSushi> Only like 20USD
02:19 * Hydrazine high fives.
02:21 <rzv> i tried sending tea to a friend in the US i knew
02:24 <rzv> it never got there
02:32 * MincedSushi high fives
02:34 <MincedSushi> Really?
02:42 <rzv> i had to fill out forms upon forms declaring i wasnt sending biochemical weapons
02:45 <MincedSushi> I have a friend in skegness that I send cheetos all the time
02:50 <MincedSushi> lol
03:17 <rzv> america's war on tea has lasted long enough
03:44 <MincedSushi> Seriously
04:02 <MincedSushi> I have to back alley deal with china to get good tea
04:11 <Hydrazine> Hey rzv. Found you sometime.
04:17 <Hydrazine> Something, rather.
04:18 <rzv> que
04:20 <rzv> ah
04:24 <MincedSushi> Razor: on your char sheet you need gear
04:25 <Hydrazine> Base saves for a sorc include +2 will.
04:29 <Hydrazine> So all your saves are +2.
04:35 <rzv> aha!
04:38 <rzv> this is excellent
04:54 <rzv> not as gimp as i had first presumed
05:03 <Hydrazine> also, TAB in the weapon section is total attack bonus.
05:30 <Hydrazine> Spell penetration is your feat, then?
05:34 <rzv> yeah
05:38 <Hydrazine> Is that an in general or does it have to be for something?
05:45 <rzv> all spells i think
06:19 <Hydrazine> I think the total attack bonus for your dagger should be 0.
06:26 <rzv> its -1 isnt it
06:28 <rzv> because of str
06:30 <Hydrazine> 0 base -1 str +1 size
06:31 <MincedSushi> it should be -1
06:42 <MincedSushi> touche
06:46 <MincedSushi> I forget about the small
06:58 * Hydrazine flexes his rules might.
07:04 <rzv> the 2 will save goes under base?
07:09 <Hydrazine> Yes.
07:14 <rzv> or do i stick it in the level section
07:17 <Hydrazine> since your base saves are 0/0/2
07:24 <Hydrazine> and your modifiers are 2/2/0
07:42 <MincedSushi> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=417
07:54 <MincedSushi> I'm looking at my monetary math and I tihnk I'm off
08:05 <MincedSushi> Who wants to do math for me
08:17 <rzv> oh damn you have stuff
08:20 <rzv> i require stuff also
08:21 <Hydrazine> Also, yeah, you need some items man. Remember you got 150gp to spend, and that dagger comes out of it too.
08:40 <MincedSushi> YOu get a free set of clothing
08:48 <MincedSushi> Don't forget that
08:58 <MincedSushi> explore or below
09:14 <Hydrazine> i think you will need a spell components pouch.
09:23 <MincedSushi> Nopr
09:33 <MincedSushi> Sorcerors get eschew I thought
09:38 <rzv> sorc ignores i think
09:45 <Hydrazine> Not you, sushi. and I could be wrong, I don't play casters much.
09:54 <Hydrazine> I will find out.
09:58 <MincedSushi> Yea sorcs get it at 1
10:14 <rzv> i have mount as a level 1 spell
10:22 <MincedSushi> Aww yea~
10:26 <rzv> i do not intend to ride it
10:28 <MincedSushi> One of the best lvl 1 spells
10:30 <rzv> portable cover!
10:30 <MincedSushi> 0_o
10:31 <Hydrazine> Personally I think spell pen is a bit unnecessary for a first feat, since I don't think you'll really see spell resistance for a little while.
10:42 <Hydrazine> but thats my opinion and I won't tell you what to do.
10:57 <rzv> you have a point
10:58 <rzv> hurm
11:19 <Hydrazine> Also, a mundane ranged weapon is probably a good idea. If you're out of spells for the day, or saving up on a fight that isn't worth it.. do you really want to get in melee with no armor and a small dagger?
11:43 <rzv> int 7 and im not even RPing
12:04 <MincedSushi> :<
12:11 <MincedSushi> But rp~
12:26 <rzv> hmm feats
13:07 <Hydrazine> rzv, do you remember that you get a +3 bonus to class skills you put ranks in?
13:25 <rzv> yeah
13:30 <rzv> hum
13:33 <MincedSushi> Razor you're missing two traits
13:36 <rzv> it didnt calculate that
14:08 <rzv> hm im using the pdf
14:23 <rzv> unsure why its not taking into account training
14:32 <rzv> ill just stick it under bonuses
14:42 <MincedSushi> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits
15:32 <Hydrazine> Man, 1 skill point.. Jeez.
15:53 <MincedSushi> Hyrdra: Are we going to be skype facing?
16:05 <Hydrazine> Huh?
16:13 <rzv> improved initiative it is
16:17 <Hydrazine> We do use skype during games, if thats what you're asking.
16:23 <MincedSushi> I am
16:27 <Hydrazine> Sleep's a full round spell, isn't it?
16:36 <MincedSushi> Nope
16:40 <MincedSushi> Standard
16:58 <Hydrazine> ...nope.
17:03 <Hydrazine> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/sleep
17:04 <Hydrazine> full round.
17:11 <MincedSushi> Okay when people get here I'll exchange info
17:24 <MincedSushi> So it is 0_o
17:35 <rzv> huh wow
17:58 <Hydrazine> Watch you get elven enemies every combat.
18:04 <rzv> fml
18:20 <rzv> i will summon a mount on them
18:21 <rzv> just you watch
18:26 <rzv> death by horse
18:40 <Hydrazine> But yeah. So.. skills, items, will saves, and spend some money.
18:43 <Hydrazine> and I think you're set.
19:03 <MincedSushi> He needs traits
19:10 <Hydrazine> that too.
19:43 <MincedSushi> Who is running this game?
20:02 <Hydrazine> Mekkis I think.
20:35 <rzv> 150gp right?
20:38 <MincedSushi> yes
20:44 <rzv> cool beans
21:07 <MincedSushi> Hyrda $ rzv add me on skype. Nieldesu
21:13 <Hydrazine> hey Sushi.
21:22 <MincedSushi> ?
21:24 <MincedSushi> Yes?
21:30 <Hydrazine> oh, you took the feat for it.
21:40 <Hydrazine> I was gonna say, urban barbarians don't get med armor.
21:48 <MincedSushi> Yep ^^
22:09 <MincedSushi> I honestly probably shouldn't waste the feat
22:22 <MincedSushi> I'm still thinking about changing it
22:25 <Hydrazine> you shouldn't die either.
22:43 <MincedSushi> meh~
22:45 <rzv> added
23:00 <Hydrazine> I should finish Lyta.
23:06 <Hydrazine> So I have a level 1 laying around.
23:36 <MincedSushi> Well I have to think... do I want adamantine breastplate or mithril breatplate
23:52 <Hydrazine> you planning to win the lottery?
23:54 <MincedSushi> You should
24:04 <Hydrazine> Shes mostly done.
24:07 <MincedSushi> Not particularly that won't come till later
24:28 <MincedSushi> But I plan to us emy rage to jack up my ac if I go light only
24:35 <MincedSushi> use my rage*
24:58 <rzv> can a halfling use a heavy xbow without penalty
25:19 <Hydrazine> a small one.
30:49 <rzv> actually not taking improved initiative
32:26 <rzv> defensive combat training?
32:35 <rzv> would negate the halfling -1 wouldnt it
34:46 <MincedSushi> Took dodge instead of med armor prof. That will put me at 17ac for most fights rather than 18 however I get 25g weight off and 10 movement
35:17 <MincedSushi> Means that my first 3.5k is going toward armor
37:05 <Brunius> huh
37:16 <Brunius> I have an extra copy of GO 
37:19 <Brunius> Anyone want it?
37:24 <MincedSushi> GO
37:26 <MincedSushi> ?
37:29 <Brunius> CS:GO
37:43 <MincedSushi> I still don't know what that means
37:57 <Brunius> Counter Strike: Global Offensive
38:04 <MincedSushi> Ah~
38:07 <MincedSushi> Thank you sir
38:14 <rzv> on that pdf where do i note down traits
38:22 <rzv> specialisations/domains?
38:35 <Brunius> I usually mark them down under feats
38:39 <Brunius> Trait - <traitname>
38:56 <Brunius> Specialisations/domains is for wizards/clerics
39:38 <rzv> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/magic-traits/magical-talent
39:45 <rzv> does this include all spell lists
40:06 <Brunius> I think so
40:14 <MincedSushi> Yep
40:17 <Brunius> It looks like it's meant for rogues to get detect magic or similiar
43:39 <MincedSushi> Mekkis: where be you I want game :<
44:13 <Brunius> Game isn't meant to start for another hour
44:25 matt ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:38 <MincedSushi> You guys don't have daylights saving time... that's right...
44:55 <MincedSushi> Silly me I forget we have that stupid floating hour
45:53 <matt> How many signed up for the game.   I'm still driving home
46:16 <rzv> is burning disarm allowed as a spell
46:18 <MincedSushi> looks like 5
46:28 <rzv> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/burning-disarm
46:41 <matt> Ok kool.  Do we know what classes?  
47:21 <MincedSushi> Syn, barb, sorc
47:26 <MincedSushi> Not sure on the others
47:36 <Brunius> Don't know, rzv
47:41 <matt> Ok I have ninja and a cleric
47:43 <Brunius> It looks fairly likely that it is
47:44 <MincedSushi> one is going to be  a pregen
47:57 <MincedSushi> Cleric would be nice ^^
48:02 <rzv> because its in some funky book
48:12 <matt> Rgr
48:19 <Brunius> the additional resources for that book says page 22-23 are legal spells
48:20 <MincedSushi> But ninja would make me happy
48:26 <Brunius> but it doesn't say what page that's on
48:58 <matt> Lol.  Ya. Both are big dam fighters
49:16 <MincedSushi> In that case Ninja
50:02 <MincedSushi> https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:FAnOdXj7QsgJ:www.goddessfantasy.net/bbs/index.php%3Faction%3Ddlattach%3Btopic%3D27963.0%3Battach%3D4462+&hl=en&gl=us&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESiEg2cNKiGsT59mjjHXFFrCXrLAMHgHLh9VB77bAePwXXf0QDVC7VnJPrtXCp28b66nAL5Itp7YpuvBOb_Um25e6acP2Els0mcuID-nFgCEEvhUWiQR-kUYPAu26zRqwpo3dAlc&sig=AHIEtbTv95DvlHUuGT7MV-uiGPAny_dMrw
50:03 <matt> My cleric has great sword.  Or ninja with great axe. Lol
50:09 <MincedSushi> THat's the book
50:18 <Mort-> Not a syn today
50:22 <MincedSushi> Ninja with a greatax!
50:23 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
50:27 <MincedSushi> Hey mort :D
50:30 <Mort-> Oh gosh i semi passed out
50:32 <Brunius> A wild hydra appeared!
50:32 <MincedSushi> I tohught you were >>
50:36 <matt> Ya 1/2 Orc
50:37 <Brunius> A wild Mort- appeared!
50:55 <Hydrazine> Lyta is pretty much complete.
51:14 <Mort-> Game starting in 40 min
51:24 <Mort-> Hydra
51:27 <matt> + bite attack 
51:50 <MincedSushi> lvl2 will give me a bite attack
51:56 <Mort-> You bringimg your witch?
52:00 <Mort-> Yes
52:07 <rzv> can you summon mounts in mid air
52:15 <Mort-> Ill bring grull
52:37 <Mort-> No you crash to the ground eggst
52:38 <Steven> sup
52:38 <Mort-> First
52:58 <MincedSushi> rzv: btw burning disarm is legal
52:59 <Steven> im back
53:09 <Mort-> I think ranger for today
53:15 <rzv> oo kinky i think ill take that then
53:33 <MincedSushi> All spells from that book are
54:39 * Mort- turns into a ranger
54:43 <Hydrazine> Don't know if I'm playing tonight actually.
54:50 <Hydrazine> Whos running it?
54:54 <MincedSushi> Mekkis
54:55 <Mort-> Mek
54:59 <Mort-> Ranger it is
55:02 <Mort-> For a reason
55:02 <Steven> mek, and you shoudl play
55:27 <Hydrazine> Don't know if I'm up to it. My sisters got me sick. I'm running a fever.
55:28 <Mort-> Might be fun to be grull again
55:31 <Mort-> Oh ok
55:33 <Hydrazine> I've been in bed more hours that not lately.
55:52 * Mort- doesn't have cure disease on her
55:57 <Hydrazine> feel like I'm freezing even while I sweat like hell and wake up dehydrated.
56:13 <Mort-> And here you were commenting about bring it on on germs? :p
56:16 <Steven> 7up and some jewish penicilin
56:30 * Mort- grins at hydra
56:31 <Steven> thats all you need bro
56:45 <Hydrazine> I'm allergic to penicilin.
56:53 * Steven facepalms
56:56 <Mort-> Anyway i woke up 2 h back with a horrible stomach ache
57:01 <Mort-> Panadol?
57:04 <Hydrazine> Its not that bad, Mort. They're puking up hell, and alot worse than I am.
57:06 <Steven> jewish penicilin=chicken noodle soup
57:11 <Steven> you moron
57:21 <Hydrazine> Ah. I have had soup, actually.
57:25 <rzv> drink some spiced tea
57:29 <Mort-> Stoic as usual. I've missed you
57:29 <rzv> problem solved
57:33 <Hydrazine> Mint tea man, thats the stuff.
57:35 <Mort-> Do water parade
57:41 <Steven> yeah mint tea is the shit!
57:48 <Mort-> Chinese herbal tea!
57:49 <Hydrazine> Me being sick = feel like crap and my nose runs.
57:58 <Hydrazine> But it doesn't usually stop me much.
58:05 <Steven> oh snaps
58:06 <Mort-> Stick a wad of tissue into your nose
58:16 <Steven> i forgot to pick a feat for my pet
58:18 <Mort-> Anyway i had a stomachache earlier
58:20 <Hydrazine> I should be okay by tomorrow. Sisters have been out of school for a week.
58:29 <Mort-> Went back and passed out for 2 hs
58:30 <Mort-> My
58:33 <Hydrazine> You know whats cool, Mort?
58:34 <Mort-> Ow
58:40 <Hydrazine> Lyta's got a +9 perception with 10 wisdom.
58:40 <Mort-> Ya?
58:43 <Mort-> Lol
58:48 <Steven> oh... and what trick should i teach it?
58:54 <Hydrazine> guard.
59:02 <Mort-> I think grull
59:06 <Mort-> No fetch cookies
59:08 <Hydrazine> Wait. What is it, Steven?
59:10 <Mort-> For me.
59:23 <Steven> its an elasmosaurus
59:24 <Mort-> Its a don't know what saurus
59:32 <Steven> aka Loch Ness Monster
59:42 <Mort-> Mouthful saurugr
59:49 <Mort-> Saurus
59:59 <Mort-> Nessie
00:07 <Mort-> ok inc ranger for the day
00:09 <Mort-> :d
00:19 <Mort-> Inherited a batty old aunt
00:34 <Mort-> Be nice to grull. Simple he is
00:39 <Hydrazine> Does grull use the doubleaxe?
00:45 <Mort-> One of my characters who doest have a brain
00:47 <Mort-> Yeah
00:49 <Hydrazine> Jerus is pretty simple. Still like him though.
00:49 <Mort-> :p
00:57 matt has quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi)
01:01 <Mort-> Grull is worse
01:06 <Hydrazine> Didn't I tell you about the double axe thing?
01:11 <Steven> im still kinda confused about the whole pet thing
01:14 <Mort-> What about it?
01:22 <Mort-> I will get double slice at 2
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01:31 <Steven> how many tricks do i get?
01:31 <Hydrazine> that i thought the best way to use twf was half orc ranger with orcish double axe.
01:32 <Mort-> Lol matt
01:38 prissa is now known as matt
01:45 <Hydrazine> Depends on the pet's int, I think.
01:47 <Mort-> And yes i can dual wield
01:48 <rzv> 100sp to a gp?
01:57 <Hydrazine> I thought it was 10
02:04 <Steven> int of 2
02:10 <Steven> so... thats 6 tricks
02:12 <Mort-> Hydra
02:12 <Hydrazine> 1gp=10sp=100cp
02:21 <Steven> but is it 6 tricks+1 bonus trick
02:22 <Mort-> Tomorrow ill appear in syn form
02:35 <Steven> or just 6 total?
02:53 <Steven> and how many does it start out knowing?
02:55 <Mort-> I uh never had an animal companion
03:06 <rzv> im done then, i think
03:07 <rzv> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=418
03:10 <Mort-> I think it knows basic stuff like combat training
03:21 <Mort-> Inc ranger!
03:44 <rzv> its done the will thing wrong
03:45 <rzv> hurm
04:22 <Hydrazine> your form doesn't know how to add.
04:48 <Hydrazine> And your attack mod for the dagger is 0, ain't it? not -1.
05:02 <rzv> ah
05:05 <rzv> i think youre right
05:09 <Hydrazine> What do the traits do?
05:13 <Hydrazine> Should add thatin
05:17 <Brunius> Why is it 0?
05:21 <Brunius> I'm seeing -1
05:22 <rzv> its under level 0 spells
05:34 <Steven> it should be -1
05:35 <rzv> spark and create water
05:40 <Steven> he is a sorc and has 8 str
06:02 <Hydrazine> small.
06:12 <Steven> ah he is small, so 0 you guys right
06:16 <Mort-> Jerus is actually pretty smart :p
06:18 <Hydrazine> Ofcourse I'm right.
06:20 <Hydrazine> Have you met me?
06:29 <Mort-> You need slapping
06:33 * Hydrazine stands up.
06:40 <rzv> reuploading
06:43 <Hydrazine> "My name is Hydrazine, and I'm usually right about stuff."
06:46 <rzv> i put two in the will thing manually
06:50 <MincedSushi> lol
06:54 <Mort-> Whenever someone gets too full for himself
06:55 <Mort-> They need slaps
07:00 <Steven> oi wasnt talking to you hydra, i was talking to brunius
07:09 <Mort-> And hydra. You're sick
07:17 <Mort-> Down. Sit. Stay!
07:28 <Steven> wait....
07:34 <Steven> laydown, sit up, and then stay
07:40 <Steven> why not just tell him to sit?
07:47 <Mort-> People always just say down
07:57 <Steven> i dont
08:04 <Mort-> He should be lying down
08:11 <Steven> my dogs know the difference between laying down and sitting
08:22 <Mort-> Well the books i read about people with animal companions
08:26 <Mort-> Ordered their dragon. Down.
08:30 <Mort-> Then sit.
08:33 <Mort-> Then stay.
08:42 <Steven> were they flying?
08:54 <Steven> cause that changes things for a dragon
09:01 <Mort-> Down because you need to get them closer to the ground to vault off their saddle
09:11 <Mort-> Then sit. And stay for the rest
09:12 <Steven> so now you're riding him?
09:17 <Steven> while he's sick
09:25 <rzv> should have taken interrogate and sculpt corpse
09:42 <Steven> wow talk about having no consideration for his well being
10:01 <rzv> whose well being
10:04 <Mort-> I don't think I'm riding him
10:15 <Mort-> Hydras
10:16 <Steven> then why tell him down?
10:25 <Mort-> Hm
10:25 <Mort-> True.
10:29 * Hydrazine explodes
10:43 <Mort-> Ok i need some practice
10:45 <Hydrazine> You guys have no consideration for the local chemistry.
10:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7 reflex
10:57 <diebot> Mort-, reflex: [1d20=20] 27
11:03 <Mort-> We know the drill
11:13 <rzv> oh look at you with your 20
11:34 <Mekkis> moin
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24:26 <Steven> aha! i knew i was going to get a call to go get something for my dad
24:28 <Mekkis> ok
24:32 <Mekkis> everyone ready?
24:32 <Steven> good thing its happening now
24:56 <Steven> ill be back in like 5 minutes
24:56 <Steven> i have to go to the store for my dad
24:56 <rzv> insomuch as someone who doesnt know what theyre doing can be ready
24:56 <Grull> oIm ready
24:57 <Mekkis> Steven, could you email it to me
25:00 <xigg> yes'
25:02 <Grull> of course the bot isnt working
25:03 <Mekkis> sure
25:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
25:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
25:10 <Worth> Ready
25:13 rzv is now known as VadeMecum
25:18 <Steven> yeah, whats your email?
25:23 <Grull> it isnt saving commands
25:23 <Mekkis> !save test: 1d20+43; 2d32+43 damage
25:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+43; 2d32+43 damage saved as @test
25:27 <Mekkis> @test
25:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+43: [1d20=16] 59; damage: [2d32=10,21] 74
25:30 <Mekkis> seems to work
25:41 <VadeMecum> just you grull 
25:44 <Mekkis> Steven, try [email protected]
25:46 <VadeMecum> haha
25:49 <Mekkis> Grull, try it in channel
25:59 <xigg> !throw 1d20+3 Great Axe attack; 1d12+4 attack; 1d6+1 Sneak
26:10 <xigg> !throw 1d20-1 Bite attack; 1d4+3 attack; 1d6+1 Sneak
26:10 <diebot> xigg, Great Axe attack: [1d20=17] 20; attack: [1d12=7] 11; Sneak: [1d6=4] 5
26:10 <diebot> xigg, Bite attack: [1d20=11] 10; attack: [1d4=2] 5; Sneak: [1d6=3] 4
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27:32 <Grull> !save 2hs: 1d20+5 slash; 1d8+6 damage
27:33 Steven is now known as Hithaer
27:33 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+5 slash; 1d8+6 damage saved as @2hs
28:24 <Worth> !save basic:1d20+3 Attack Roll; 2d6+7 Powerattack Damage
28:29 <Worth> @basic
29:09 <Mekkis> Worth, put a space after the colon
29:21 <Worth> !save basic: 1d20+3 Attack Roll; 2d6+7 Powerattack Damage
29:21 <diebot> Worth, 1d20+3 Attack Roll; 2d6+7 Powerattack Damage saved as @basic
29:22 <Worth> Thank you
29:32 <Worth> Stupid runtime
29:34 <xigg> !throw 1d20+7 Initiative
29:36 <diebot> xigg, Initiative: [1d20=7] 14
29:49 xigg is now known as Xigg
29:51 <Worth> @basic
29:51 <diebot> Worth, Attack Roll: [1d20=10] 13; Powerattack Damage: [2d6=1,2] 10
30:42 <Worth> Either way... Let's get rolling :D
30:45 <Grull> Mekkiiiiiissss
30:59 <Mekkis> who's here
31:02 <Mekkis> and who's playing...
31:05 <Worth> !save init: 1d20+2 Initiative
31:07 <diebot> Worth, 1d20+2 Initiative saved as @init
31:09 <VadeMecum> im going to permanent enlarge myself first chance i get
31:12 <Lyta> I'm in
31:22 <Mekkis> could each of you PM me name, and PFS number, and faction
31:25 <VadeMecum> i am present
31:26 <Worth> I'm playing
31:26 <Grull> me
31:43 <VadeMecum> what is a pfs number
31:55 <Grull> you need ot create your character on pazio site
31:56 <Grull> they will give you a number
32:23 <Grull> http://paizo.com/
32:32 <Grull> sign up on down there
32:32 <Grull> and in your account press create new character
32:40 <Grull> create your character and they will give you a number
32:59 <VadeMecum> i dont see that option :<
33:22 <Grull> you need ot register an account
33:22 <Worth> https://secure.paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/myAccount
33:32 <VadeMecum> aha
33:35 <Grull> then my account -->Pathfinder Society
33:37 <Grull> and go create
33:41 <Grull> damnit it shouldnt be grull telling you all this
33:42 <Grull> he isnt smart
33:45 Grull is now known as Mort-
33:46 <Mort-> okay
33:48 <Mort-> wizzie time :D
38:47 <Mekkis> you're being briefed by Adril Hestram
39:28 <Mekkis> anyone volunteer to do the skype calling?
39:37 <Mekkis> or we'll be skypeless for a few hours
39:40 <Mekkis> your choice
39:46 <Worth> I've got 3 people ont he list
39:57 <Mekkis> you can add Mekkiis
40:05 <Worth> kay
41:48 <Mort-> just call me
41:51 <Worth> Mort what is your skype?
41:53 <Mort-> oh okay I guess
42:02 <Mort-> huichun li
42:50 <Mort-> add me I guess
44:09 <Worth> Mekkis accept my love!
44:15 <VadeMecum> skype needs push to talk
44:28 <Lyta> And his STDs
44:28 <VadeMecum> they can take my money
44:28 <VadeMecum> give me the shiny things
44:46 <Xigg> more, your mic is open all the time,  buzzzzzzzzz
44:59 <Mort-> muted..
45:02 <Mort-> I guess I should give up talking
45:05 <Mort-> even if I DO have a mic
45:11 <Worth> :<
45:28 <Mort-> besides I have my family all around me..
45:34 <Mort-> more the..loons at work button :P
46:48 <Mort-> thats the fun of it
47:10 <Mort-> better then people calling khaz khazzy..
47:10 <Mort-> lol
47:12 <Mort-> that was like totally :P
47:49 * Mort- tail twitches, more linkin park
49:02 * Mort- bites Mekkis. hard
51:45 * Mort- bites Mekkis
55:33 <Mekkis> “One of our number has fallen.” Venture-Captain Adril Hestram
55:33 <Mekkis> lets the grave words hang in the air before continuing. It’s
55:33 <Mekkis> difficult to imagine a large man like Adril defeated, but in light of
56:42 <Mekkis> this grim news his shoulders slump; he is a man who suffered a
56:42 <Mekkis> loss. “Targos Min-Katheer, esteemed venture-captain, is dead.
56:42 <Mekkis> His last wishes are simple: he wants his mortal remains to take
56:42 <Mekkis> one last trip along the Silken Way to his home city of Katheer,
56:42 <Mekkis> there to rest with his ancestors. He was one of our finest and
56:42 <Mekkis> we aim to honor his request. It is for this reason I’ve called you
56:42 <Mekkis> all together.” Adril points one sausage-thick finger at the map
56:42 <Mekkis> on the table, tracing a line from Absalom to the mouth of the
56:42 <Mekkis> Pashman River, then snaking up the river to the oasis city of
56:42 <Mekkis> Lopul. “Here is where you can gather up his remains and join
56:43 <Mekkis> the silken caravan, one of the only caravans daring the harsh
56:43 <Mekkis> journey across the desert from Lopul to Katheer. This mission
56:43 <Mekkis> is simple, joyride really, but we insist you give it the attention
56:43 <Mekkis> it deserves. A few weeks in the sun, seeing the sights of the
56:43 <Mekkis> desert. A dream assignment.”
57:18 <Mekkis>    Adril has a way of making every assignment sound like
57:18 <Mekkis> a sweet deal, but the last few weeks traveling by boat up the
57:18 <Mekkis> Pashman River and then hiking the short distance to the oasis
57:18 <Mekkis> city have been grueling to the extreme. A poisonous river snake
57:18 <Mekkis> claimed one of your guides; you remember his last gasps well,
57:18 <Mekkis> and how his face bloated to twice its usual size within seconds
57:18 <Mekkis> of the bite.
57:40 <Mekkis>    Before you now lies Lopul, the great caravan city, erected
57:40 <Mekkis> around the crystal life-giving waters of the Pool of Sihbon, the
57:40 <Mekkis> largest oasis for over one hundred miles. Mud brick houses
57:40 <Mekkis> baking in the sun and great canvas tents crowd the central
57:40 <Mekkis> copse of palm and date trees.
58:36 <Mekkis>     Lopul is a caravan-city ruled by the Sheikh Samraf Al-
58:36 <Mekkis> Hadari, humble servant to the padishah emperor of Kelesh. The
58:36 <Mekkis> settlement’s population fluctuates wildly with the comings and
58:36 <Mekkis> goings of trade caravans, but usually has at least a thousand
58:36 <Mekkis> locals and travelers in residence at any one time. Most of the
58:36 <Mekkis> city is comprised of tents and temporary dwellings erected by
58:36 <Mekkis> merchants and caravan masters, with only about a quarter of
58:36 <Mekkis> the city’s structures being permanently built around the Pool
58:36 <Mekkis> of Sihbon itself. Among these permanent structures are a half-
58:36 <Mekkis> dozen caravanserai, the fortress of the sheikh, and twoscore
58:36 <Mekkis> domed dwellings constructed of mud brick. One such dwelling
58:36 <Mekkis> is the former residence of Targos Min-Katheer. All that remains
58:36 <Mekkis> is to collect his body and join the silken caravan.
03:18 <Mekkis> Ballig, ops please
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08:46 <Hithaer> DM i am Grand Lodge
08:56 <Grull> give him your PFS number
09:00 <Grull> and you dont really need to
09:04 <Grull> and we didnt get hte etxt of the breifing
09:08 <Mekkis> “One of our number has fallen.” Venture-Captain Adril Hestram
09:08 <Mekkis> lets the grave words hang in the air before continuing. It’s
09:08 <Mekkis> difficult to imagine a large man like Adril defeated, but in light of
09:42 <Mekkis> this grim news his shoulders slump; he is a man who suffered a
09:42 <Mekkis> loss. “Targos Min-Katheer, esteemed venture-captain, is dead.
09:42 <Mekkis> His last wishes are simple: he wants his mortal remains to take
09:42 <Mekkis> one last trip along the Silken Way to his home city of Katheer,
09:42 <Mekkis> there to rest with his ancestors. He was one of our finest and
09:42 <Mekkis> we aim to honor his request. It is for this reason I’ve called you
09:42 <Mekkis> all together.” Adril points one sausage-thick finger at the map
09:42 <Mekkis> on the table, tracing a line from Absalom to the mouth of the
09:42 <Mekkis> Pashman River, then snaking up the river to the oasis city of
09:42 <Mekkis> Lopul. “Here is where you can gather up his remains and join
09:42 <Mekkis> the silken caravan, one of the only caravans daring the harsh
09:42 <Mekkis> journey across the desert from Lopul to Katheer. This mission
09:42 <Mekkis> is simple, joyride really, but we insist you give it the attention
09:42 <Mekkis> it deserves. A few weeks in the sun, seeing the sights of the
09:42 <Mekkis> desert. A dream assignment.”
09:42 <Mekkis>     Adril has a way of making every assignment sound like
09:42 <Mekkis> a sweet deal, but the last few weeks traveling by boat up the
09:42 <Mekkis> Pashman River and then hiking the short distance to the oasis
09:42 <Mekkis> city have been grueling to the extreme. A poisonous river snake
09:42 <Mekkis> claimed one of your guides; you remember his last gasps well,
09:42 <Mekkis> and how his face bloated to twice its usual size within seconds
09:42 <Mekkis> of the bite.
09:42 <Mekkis>     Before you now lies Lopul, the great caravan city, erected
09:42 <Mekkis> around the crystal life-giving waters of the Pool of Sihbon, the
09:42 <Mekkis> largest oasis for over one hundred miles. Mud brick houses
09:42 <Mekkis> baking in the sun and great canvas tents crowd the central
09:42 <Mekkis> copse of palm and date trees.
09:42 <Mekkis>     Lopul is a caravan-city ruled by the Sheikh Samraf Al-
09:42 <Mekkis> Hadari, humble servant to the padishah emperor of Kelesh. The
09:42 <Mekkis> settlement’s population fluctuates wildly with the comings and
09:42 <Mekkis> goings of trade caravans, but usually has at least a thousand
09:42 <Mekkis> locals and travelers in residence at any one time. Most of the
09:42 <Mekkis> city is comprised of tents and temporary dwellings erected by
09:42 <Mekkis> merchants and caravan masters, with only about a quarter of
10:11 <Mekkis> the city’s structures being permanently built around the Pool
10:11 <Mekkis> of Sihbon itself. Among these permanent structures are a half-
10:11 <Mekkis> dozen caravanserai, the fortress of the sheikh, and twoscore
10:11 <Mekkis> domed dwellings constructed of mud brick. One such dwelling
10:11 <Mekkis> is the former residence of Targos Min-Katheer. All that remains
10:11 <Mekkis> is to collect his body and join the silken caravan.
11:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
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12:01 <Grull> (raven familiar..)
12:09 <Grull> roc..
12:09 <Grull> lol
12:23 <Mekkis> this grim news his shoulders slump; he is a man who suffered a
12:23 <Mekkis> loss. “Targos Min-Katheer, esteemed venture-captain, is dead.
12:23 <Mekkis> His last wishes are simple: he wants his mortal remains to take
12:23 <Mekkis> one last trip along the Silken Way to his home city of Katheer,
12:23 <Mekkis> there to rest with his ancestors. He was one of our finest and
12:23 <Mekkis> we aim to honor his request. It is for this reason I’ve called you
12:23 <Mekkis> all together.” Adril points one sausage-thick finger at the map
12:23 <Mekkis> on the table, tracing a line from Absalom to the mouth of the
12:23 <Mekkis> Pashman River, then snaking up the river to the oasis city of
12:23 <Mekkis> Lopul. “Here is where you can gather up his remains and join
12:23 <Mekkis> the silken caravan, one of the only caravans daring the harsh
12:23 <Mekkis> journey across the desert from Lopul to Katheer. This mission
12:23 <Mekkis> is simple, joyride really, but we insist you give it the attention
12:23 <Mekkis> it deserves. A few weeks in the sun, seeing the sights of the
12:23 <Mekkis> desert. A dream assignment.”
12:38 <Mekkis>     Adril has a way of making every assignment sound like
12:38 <Mekkis> a sweet deal, but the last few weeks traveling by boat up the
12:38 <Mekkis> Pashman River and then hiking the short distance to the oasis
12:38 <Mekkis> city have been grueling to the extreme. A poisonous river snake
12:38 <Mekkis> claimed one of your guides; you remember his last gasps well,
12:38 <Mekkis> and how his face bloated to twice its usual size within seconds
12:38 <Mekkis> of the bite.
12:38 <Mekkis>     Before you now lies Lopul, the great caravan city, erected
12:38 <Mekkis> around the crystal life-giving waters of the Pool of Sihbon, the
12:38 <Mekkis> largest oasis for over one hundred miles. Mud brick houses
12:38 <Mekkis> baking in the sun and great canvas tents crowd the central
12:38 <Mekkis> copse of palm and date trees.
12:38 <Mekkis>     Lopul is a caravan-city ruled by the Sheikh Samraf Al-
12:38 <Mekkis> Hadari, humble servant to the padishah emperor of Kelesh. The
12:38 <Mekkis> settlement’s population fluctuates wildly with the comings and
12:38 <Mekkis> goings of trade caravans, but usually has at least a thousand
12:38 <Mekkis> locals and travelers in residence at any one time. Most of the
12:38 <Mekkis> city is comprised of tents and temporary dwellings erected by
12:38 <Mekkis> merchants and caravan masters, with only about a quarter of
12:38 <Mekkis> the city’s structures being permanently built around the Pool
12:38 <Mekkis> of Sihbon itself. Among these permanent structures are a half-
12:38 <Mekkis> dozen caravanserai, the fortress of the sheikh, and twoscore
12:38 <Mekkis> domed dwellings constructed of mud brick. One such dwelling
12:38 <Mekkis> is the former residence of Targos Min-Katheer. All that remains
12:38 <Mekkis> is to collect his body and join the silken caravan.
14:22 <Hithaer> Faction mission?
14:50 <Mekkis> Hithaer, PM me your faction and PFS number
14:58 <Mekkis> and I'll PM you your faction mission
15:15 <Mekkis> also, could you all introduce your characters,
15:33 * Grull is a short bulky half-orc with red eyes who wears heavy scalemail and wields his greataxe like it weighs nothing
15:59 * VadeMecum .
16:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
16:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
17:24 * Xigg is tall massive ninja with black hair in a topnot, yellowish eyes, huge almost full orc looking tusks.
17:34 <Hithaer> Mordant Elf Druid.  Has a wonderful pet Elasmosaurus whos name you cannot pronounce and I make no effort to help you.  I am cold, distant, and have an Aboleth Eye Helmet which hides my face and head.  Dressed in matching(with his Elasmosaurus) wooden armor and wielding a longspear.
17:50 <Grull> acutally more accurately..
18:01 <Hithaer> or rather his/her as none of you know what gender i am!
18:03 * Lyta is a rather tall female elf, light brown eyes and curly brown hair that doesn't seem to get brushed much. She packs a longsword on her hip and a longbow, and refers to her rat familiar as 'Sir Reginald'.
18:31 * Grull is a short bulky half-orc with red eyes and a mop of curly black hair, wears heavy scalemail and wields his doouble axe like it weighs nothing
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19:31 * Grull holds out wand in hand
19:42 <Grull> "Anyone can use stick that make people feel good?"
20:27 <Worth> "Not really"
20:28 * Grull sighs
20:28 <Lyta> "Aye, I can make that thing work if ya like. Sir Reginald almost could too, most like."
20:37 * Hithaer turns towards grull. Shakes head.
20:50 <Grull> "Me usually smash people. and not smart enough to use stick yet"
20:51 <Worth> "Then we look to you Lyta."
20:53 <Lyta> "Lucky woman I am, got such a nice bunny to keep me company."
20:54 * Xigg shrugs..."maybe when I learn more
21:09 * Grull hands over clw wand (50 charges) to lyta
21:10 <Worth> "Uh... that's not a bunny"
21:20 * Lyta pets her rat under its chin. It squeaks. And is decidedly not a rabbit.
21:21 <Grull> "Can I see bunny?"
21:24 * VadeMecum is tall for a halfling, permanently messy hair. Rarely makes eye contact, strange lopsided gaze. Twitchy and absent minded, Vade often cocks his head, as if to hear that which others can't. Carries a crossbow on his back, a rather small and harmless looking dagger.
21:38 <Grull> "That no bunny. That rat."
21:42 <VadeMecum> "Thats a rat."
21:49 * Xigg looks at rat and thinks how yummy it would be bbq'd
21:50 <Grull> "Rat nice, can I touch?"
21:51 <Lyta> "Wot do you know about animals? Course its a bunny. Look how.. stately he is, my brave knight."
22:11 <Grull> !throw 1d20+1 sensemotive to know if xigg really wants to eat rats
22:11 <diebot> Grull, sensemotive to know if xigg really wants to eat rats: [1d20=1] 2
22:11 <Xigg> "emergency rations"
22:14 <Hithaer> "I know a great deal about animals..."
22:22 * Grull glares at Xigg
22:22 <Worth> "Who am I to argue" says Worth as he shrugs
22:28 <Grull> "No eat animals. Animals friend"
22:38 * Hithaer looks off in the distance for a while without finishing their sentance.
22:41 * Xigg "how about human?"
22:51 * Mekkis looks longingly at a nearby Ibis
22:54 <Grull> "Some humans bad. But not right to eat humans"
22:56 <VadeMecum> "Are you a vegetarian orc?"
23:04 * Xigg pouts
23:04 <Lyta> "Hear they're stringy, human. Never quite worked up the courage to try any."
23:08 <Grull> "Will get into trouble for eating humans"
23:27 <Hithaer> "The 'Orc' is not full blooded."
23:28 <Lyta> "Probably gives you the runs besides."
23:31 <Worth> "Do me a favour youw two. Don't find out."
24:06 <Hithaer> mekkis did you not get my message?
24:07 * Lyta laughs good and long about that.
24:22 <Mekkis> So, you're in Lopul, and you need to get the deceased venture captain's last earthly remains, before heading along the caravan
24:23 <Mekkis> Hithaer, no
24:26 <VadeMecum> "Does that make you half as strong?"
24:26 * Grull asks lyta nicely if he can stroke her rat
24:27 * Lyta lets Sir Reginald climb around on her clothing. He does pretty well at it, being a rat and all.
24:32 <Mekkis> did you put it in IRC?
24:37 <Lyta> "Aye, you can touch him if he lets ya.
24:49 * Grull reaches out to tickle Sir Reginald behind his ears
24:50 <Hithaer> yeah, i think its this chat program, im going to change back over
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25:39 Steven is now known as Hithaer
25:45 <Lyta> "Think he likes ya, he does. Sir Reginalds quite picky, about most folks. But hes quite nice to anyone as feeds him fruit, aye."
26:07 * Grull gives Sir Reginald a berry he found
26:20 Hithaer is now known as Steven
26:27 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Diplomacy 
26:28 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=7] 11
26:28 <Xigg> I want to see if I can find out anythign about my faction mission to find the temple
26:35 <Grull> I didnt get any faction mission mek
26:38 Steven is now known as Hithaer
27:22 <Hithaer> get it now mek?
28:00 <Lyta> "Sir Reginald, ya happen to pick up where this old Venture Captain's house is?"
28:35 <Grull> "Xigg. Sir Reginald is Lyta animal friend, eat him will make Lyta very sad. And make for Bad Xigg"
28:36 <Grull> "Good half orc no eat people's animal friends"
28:37 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Knowledge(Local) to know where the captain lived
28:44 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Knowledge(Local) to know where the captain lived: [1d20=18] 23
28:52 <Lyta> "Try to eat my bunny and I'll gut you like a fish."
29:00 <Hithaer> mekkis are my messages not comming through?
29:09 * Lyta nods, throwing this out as casually as if she were discussing the weather.
29:12 <Grull> "I will not let anyone eat Sir Reginald. I will guard him"
29:32 <Grull> "Sir Reginald is so cool, but he is not bunny. He is rat"
29:32 <Grull> "Me know animals, me know this"
30:38 <Mekkis> A small mud-brick, domed dwelling lies at the end of a
30:38 <Mekkis> humble, sandy street here in the heart of the caravan city.
30:38 <Mekkis> The scent of the nearby oasis still reaches you, and a hive of
30:38 <Mekkis> bees, attracted by the nearby water, hangs from a date palm
30:38 <Mekkis> next to the house. The wails of mourners and cries of women
30:38 <Mekkis> and children reach your ears, and you can see a small crowd
30:38 <Mekkis> gathered outside the house’s single door, its members crying
30:38 <Mekkis> and tearing their garments. Whether professionally hired
30:38 <Mekkis> mourners or sorrow-filled residents outpouring legitimate
30:38 <Mekkis> grief for the loss of a local hero is unclear, but the emotion
30:38 <Mekkis> seems genuine enough.
31:00 <Xigg> !throw 1d20+6 sense motive @Mekkis
31:01 <Mekkis> connect CA to 122.110.7.202 port 4000
31:12 <Grull> !throw 1d20+1 sensemotive @mekkis - are they really genuine?
31:29 <Lyta> "Seems like a quite well loved fellow, don't he?"
31:34 <Mekkis> he seems genuine.
31:48 <Mekkis> Grull, the @mekkis needs to be the last argument
31:53 <Worth> "I'd say so. Hopefully they don't cause many problems."
31:55 <Grull> oh k
32:47 <Lyta> "Pardon, excuse me, aye. Goin' on through."
32:48 <Mekkis> colours and sizes!
32:49 <Lyta> orange, medium
32:54 <Grull> Blue Medium
33:10 <Grull> "Me stand in front of lady, me like lady and rat. Me no want them hurt"
33:11 <Hithaer> pink Medium
33:17 <Lyta> "Bunny."
33:29 <Grull> "He is rat. Bunny no have long tail"
34:01 <Grull> "Bunny have long ears also. Sir Reginald, even though nice, has no long ears"
34:29 <Grull> Ill stand infront of lyta
34:35 * VadeMecum startles the rat.
34:42 * Grull glares at Vademecum
34:48 <Grull> "No bully small animals"
34:49 <Lyta> "Exactly. His is little and fluffy. And don't you see how floppy his ears are? Go away now, Reggie. Don't know these folks, no."
35:03 <Hithaer> My animal companion will Be Blue
35:13 * Xigg steps away from Lyta
35:14 <Hithaer> errrr. since theres already a blue
35:16 <Hithaer> make it green
35:16 <Grull> "I like Reggie"
35:23 <Lyta> Mekkis: Did you get my spells list?
35:40 <Mekkis> no
35:41 <Grull> "But Lyta. Reggie is really Rat. Not bunny, but if it please you, I will call him bunny. Me no like to lie though"
35:45 <Mekkis> but I trust you
35:55 <Hithaer> just a Lowercase h i guess
36:00 <Worth> "Nice of you Grull."
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36:12 <Mekkis> Worth, Xigg colours and sizes?
36:24 <Xigg> m pink
36:29 <VadeMecum> was the rat startled
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36:31 <Hithaer> and for simplicities sake do you want me to just roll initiative once and have me and my companion go on the same order?
36:51 <Hithaer> thank you
37:09 <Grull> "Hithaer, can I touch your animal friend?"
37:16 <Hithaer> yeah, if you wanted me to roll twice ide just have him delay till mine and then go with me lol
37:24 <Hithaer> "No."
37:31 <Worth> Green Medium
37:34 <Grull> "But he look like nice too"
37:42 <Lyta> Sir Reginald doesn't seem to respond.
38:01 * Hithaer 's animal companion snaps at Grull's hand as it comes close.
38:13 * Grull jumps backwards
38:18 <Hithaer> "I told you no."
38:26 <Grull> "Me no like weird guy animal friend. not nice"
38:46 * Hithaer says something in a language no one understands.  Clearly it is praise.
38:53 * Grull is puzzled
39:06 <VadeMecum> can i get on the CA thing
39:12 <VadeMecum> im only half a man
39:15 <Lyta> "Think we should tell 'em what we're here for?"
39:16 <Grull> 122.110.7.202
39:30 <Grull> "Me not know. Me only know we are here to get body"
39:37 <Grull> "Me leave thinking to people. Grull knows he not smart."
39:59 <Worth> "If they ask or give is trouble then yes"
40:00 <Mekkis> "He was such a kind man... My brother would be dead if not for him."
40:11 <Mekkis> "So sad that he has to leave us."
40:12 <Hithaer> "You also refer to yourself in the third person frequently."
40:30 paul_banks1 is now known as paul_banks
40:47 * Worth looks t the people and says, " DOn't worry we will take him where he needs to go."
40:49 <VadeMecum> "Thats a sign of madness"
41:05 * Grull doesnt really understand
41:08 <Lyta> "Quite sad, that, yes. Shame hes gone, bless him. We're here to collect his remains. Going back to be buried with his ancestors, he is."
41:09 <Mekkis> "His last wish?"
41:15 <Grull> "yes"
41:19 * Hithaer sets their pet to Defend:Hithaer.
41:22 <Mekkis> the crowd parts
41:33 <Hithaer> Mekkis can you send my faction mission over?
41:42 <Lyta> "Its what he wanted, aye. Thank you. Terribly sorry for your loss."
41:51 * Lyta ushers her group through.
42:05 <Grull> ill go first
42:13 <Mekkis> Hithaer, handle animal check
42:28 <VadeMecum> mekkis can you put me on the combat assistant
42:34 <VadeMecum> or i cant see it
42:38 <Mekkis> size/colour
43:14 <Hithaer> "This formation is not tactically sound."
43:28 <Mekkis> Hithaer, handle animal check
44:06 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2  For what i couldnt understand you
44:06 <dicebot> Hithaer, For what i couldnt understand you: [1d20=11] 13
44:06 <Worth> "We don't need to be. We're transporting a man who is amoungst friends."
44:11 <Lyta> "Go on Grull, open the door."
44:18 * Grull opens door and walks in
44:23 <Mekkis> your pet understands, and starts defending
44:27 <Grull> if there is a lock..
44:32 <Grull> Im going to start bashing the door down..
44:36 * Worth follows Grull closely
44:53 <Mekkis> you bang on the door
44:53 <VadeMecum> "Just knock, Grull"
45:00 * Xigg tries to restrain Grull
45:13 <Grull> lets just say I knock I suppose
45:21 <Mekkis> A man in a sackcloth opens the door
45:41 <Grull> "We are here to transport the body to his final resting place"
45:48 * Grull says it as if its something he has tried to memorize alot.
45:49 <Mekkis>  His face is sickly pale under the coating of ashes, and part of one ear if missing. His hands are wrapped in dirty bandages.
46:06 <Grull> "What happen to you?"
46:22 <Worth> "Who are you then?"
46:23 <Mekkis> he moves aside, silently, avoiding contact
46:39 * Worth lets him move to the side before entering
46:44 * Grull walks into the room to look for body
46:56 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+3 Sense motive @mekkis
46:58 <Mekkis> there is a curtain to the north, where the bedroom should be
47:01 * Lyta asks the crowd. "Whos that fellow then?"
47:02 <Hithaer> why is he avoiding contact
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47:11 <Grull> "Where is body?"
47:18 <Mekkis> Hithaer, intelligence, or heal
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47:48 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2 Intelligence
47:49 <dicebot> Hithaer, Intelligence: [1d20=2] 4
47:52 <Hithaer> OH YEAH!
47:57 <Hithaer> suck it bitches!
48:02 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+0 heal
48:03 <dicebot> VadeMecum, heal: [1d20=10] 10
48:09 <Lyta> "Where is the deceased?"
48:15 <Mekkis> a man wearing priestly robes and a black jackal death mask emerges from behind the curtain to the north
48:26 <Worth> !roll 1d20+1 Int Check
48:26 <dicebot> Worth, Int Check: [1d20=19] 20
48:39 <Mekkis> Worth, you can tell that this man is a leper.
48:46 <Hithaer> no, not for all of you, i was the only one who posed the question.
48:55 <Mekkis> "greetings Pathfinders, I am  Ben-Garri."
49:25 <Grull> "Hello. We are here to bear the body to the final place to bury"
49:34 <Worth> "Hello"
49:35 <Hithaer> my dog is back to barking, he heard some cats fighting.
49:35 <Lyta> "G'day, sir. Quite sorry for the loss of the venture captain. Seems he was quite a well loved fellow round the area."
49:47 <Mekkis> "The honoured venture-captain's body is receiving its funerary preparations, at the moment."
49:58 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+0 sense motive
49:59 <dicebot> VadeMecum, sense motive: [1d20=5] 5
50:03 <Hithaer> "Or someone paid to have them wail like that."
50:05 <Mekkis> "Indeed he was."
50:07 <Grull> "When can we take body"
50:22 <Mekkis> "The body will be ready by nightfall."
50:24 <Lyta> "Preparations? You mean to bury him here, you say?"
51:03 <Hithaer> "That is not what what he said."
51:14 <Mekkis> "No. Preparations for transport!"
51:31 <VadeMecum> "Where are you taking him then?"
51:49 * Hithaer stares intensely at the man in the sack cloth.
51:51 <Lyta> "Ah. Right. My apologies. May we see the deceased?"
51:57 <Worth> "Okay then. We will wait for the evening"
52:01 * Xigg looks ta the leper "why is he here?"
52:18 <Mekkis> "His body needs to be preserved before it can be carried through the desert."
52:18 <Grull> "Okay maybe we should come back tonight then"
53:01 * VadeMecum nudges Xigg
53:17 * VadeMecum whispers to Xigg "Whats with the mask?"
53:35 <Lyta> "Aye, but I've heard alot about how great of a man he is.. was. I would like to see him, before you finish."
53:41 * Xigg shugs and whispers "perhaps he is a leper as well"
54:05 * VadeMecum whispers back "Is everyone here a leper?"
54:10 <Mekkis> he pushes aside the curtain
54:13 * Worth decides to wait outside just beyond the door respectfully for everyone.
54:23 <Hithaer> "The late Venture Captains current state of readiness for desert travel does not prohibit us from seeing him. Which I believe is the stated goal of Lyta."
54:32 <Xigg> whispers "I always assume everyone is"
54:43 <Grull> @see 
54:43 <Grull> on the priest
54:46 <Xigg> !throw 1d20+2 Diplomacy @Mekkis
54:46 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+9 perception
54:47 <diebot> Lyta, perception: [1d20=12] 21
54:52 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 perception
54:52 <dicebot> VadeMecum, perception: [1d20=16] 18
54:58 <Mekkis> it seems he has been being wrapped in bandages for transportation.
54:58 <Xigg> !throw 1d20+4 perception @Mekkis
55:20 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5 perception about ben garri
55:21 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+3 perception
55:21 <dicebot> Hithaer, perception: [1d20=18] 21
55:21 <diebot> Grull, perception about ben garri: [1d20=10] 15
55:44 <Worth> brb guys keep going Worth is standing outside
55:50 * Xigg whispers to Lyta "can we catch it?"
56:01 <Lyta> "Thank you. What was it that... befell the honorable venture captain?"
56:18 <Hithaer> "Is it wet or dry leprosy?"
56:20 <Xigg> "
56:39 * Grull does not understand big words. L what..?
56:53 <Mekkis> "It was a wasting disease."
56:58 <Hithaer> Wet leprosy is spread through contact, dry leprosy is very rarely contagious.
56:58 <Xigg> "Ben-garri are you a Prest?" 
57:17 <Mekkis> "indeed I am."]
57:25 * Lyta goes to take a look at the body.
57:25 <Grull> "So Venture Captain got sick then died?"
57:26 <Lyta> Can I roll heal to see if I can tell what killed him?
57:33 <VadeMecum> "Priest of what?"
57:39 <Hithaer> "I will excuse myself from your presence.  I have no desire to infect myself with your misfortune."
57:40 <Xigg> "of which god?"
57:41 * Hithaer goes outside.
58:27 <Xigg> "excuse my ignoarance"
58:35 <Xigg> and my spelling :P
59:13 <Hithaer> afk grabbing some food real fast... jerry got pizza!
59:24 <Worth> back
01:42 * Grull looks for reggie to play with
02:40 <Grull> wahht?
02:43 <Grull> I was listening to linkin park
03:36 <Lyta> see if I can tell what killed him.
03:40 <Grull> wait till nightfall then come and get the body
03:47 <Grull> at least Ill let the brainy guys in the party think of what to do
03:50 <Lyta> check the body and the room.
04:00 * Hithaer is outside avoiding the Lepers.
04:27 <Xigg> "I was wondering if you knew of any old temples along the silk route...I have heaed there might be"
05:12 <Grull> "I not know any temple"
05:22 <Grull> "Maybe you should ask other people"
05:31 <VadeMecum> "How long do you need for preparations?"
05:56 <Xigg> "I was talking to Ben-Garri"
06:20 * Xigg giving Grull a cuteye look
06:48 * Grull glares back
07:22 <Hithaer> im breaking my no alcohol rule
07:40 <Hithaer> im having pizza and beer
08:09 <Grull> back to linkin park
08:43 <Grull> "How did you meet reggie Lyta?"
08:44 <Grull> "Reggie nice"
09:06 <Lyta> you know the rule about random playlists? if 3% of your music is the embarrassing type that you don't want your friends to know you like, its exactly what'll play when they show up.
09:11 <VadeMecum> yeah same, headset off a sec
10:13 <Lyta> "Sir Reginald? Oh, he found me, he did. Told me he had important news, things to show me, aye. Been guidin' me since."
10:30 * Hithaer begins asking the mourners about local customs regarding death and funeral preperations.
10:48 * Grull tickles reggie on the belly
13:07 <Lyta> "Oh, he wanted to say thank ya for the berry, he did. Said it tasted like quite a good shade of purple."
17:54 * VadeMecum walks out the door, watches the mourners.
18:01 * Grull smiles
18:15 <Hithaer> I couldnt handle it anymore
18:21 <Hithaer> ill come back when mekkis gets back
18:30 <Worth> lol
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23:54 <VadeMecum> we shoulda let grull smash the door down
23:56 <VadeMecum> nab the body
23:57 <VadeMecum> peg it
24:08 <Grull> lol
24:09 <Grull> he would
24:12 <VadeMecum> be all like
24:18 <VadeMecum> grulls in a hurry
24:25 <Grull> nah
24:30 <Grull> patience is a virtue
24:30 <VadeMecum> grull have no time for talking
24:40 <Grull> you dont watch animals by scaring the fek out of them
24:53 <VadeMecum> well if you scare a rat itll go aggressive
24:59 <VadeMecum> if you scare a mouse itll freeze
25:39 <Hithaer> oh man...
25:45 <Hithaer> I missed beer so much
48:16 <***> Buffer Playback...
48:16 <***> Playback Complete.
48:43 <Mekkis> I'm back
48:49 <VadeMecum> wb!
48:52 <Hithaer> yay welcome back
48:56 <Worth> kay
49:15 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
49:16 <Grull> matt dropped out
49:21 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Mekkis
49:22 <Grull> anwyay Im back and what else
49:35 Mekkis gives voice to Grull Hithaer Lyta VadeMecum Worth
49:36 <VadeMecum> SKYPE IS MAKING STRANGE NOISES
49:44 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
49:51 <Hithaer> yes that is the dropped call sound
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50:57 <Worth> okay then
50:59 <Grull> my mic is silenced
51:32 <Grull> matt dropped
51:33 <VadeMecum> oh god its beeping
51:34 <VadeMecum> make it stop
51:50 <Lyta> Violate is pretty harsh. I just wanted to know if I could tell what killed him. Take a look around the room too.
52:04 * Hithaer begins asking the mourners about local customs regarding death and funeral preperations.
52:33 <Hithaer> who isnt on skype right now?
52:43 <VadeMecum> the call just went kaput for me
53:06 <Hithaer> well i invited the original calls peoples
53:07 <Mekkis> Hithaer, they are rather silent on the issue
53:11 pugopoly is now known as paul_banks
53:11 <Mekkis> too busy mourning
53:12 <Grull> Im in
53:20 <Grull> u know i odnt speak
53:21 <Hithaer> all you have to do is join the call when you are ready
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53:43 * Hithaer speaks from the doorway.
53:54 mib_mtet44 is now known as MincedSushi
54:02 <MincedSushi> Wtf internet!
54:10 <MincedSushi> SOmeone kick worth
54:12 <Hithaer> "What are the local customs regarding funeral preperations?" @priest dude
54:15 <MincedSushi> So I cna change my name back
54:30 <Hithaer> it will auto drop in a few minutes.
54:35 * VadeMecum asks priest:
54:45 <VadeMecum> "When will the preparations be complete?"
54:49 <Grull> already said night
54:51 <Grull> or evening
54:53 <Grull> I will wait
54:59 <Mekkis> "The preparations shall be done this evening." 
55:03 <Mekkis> "Please return then."
55:03 <MincedSushi> I'm waiting as well
55:05 <VadeMecum> ah
55:24 <Hithaer> "That is not the question I asked."
55:56 <Mekkis> "The local customs call for a day of mourning, followed by internment of the body."
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56:03 <Lyta> "Did the Venture Captain have any enemies in the area?"
56:10 MincedSushi is now known as Worth
56:12 <Mekkis> "Not that I know of."
56:33 <Hithaer> "The Internment will not be done at this location. Are you aware of this?"
56:39 <VadeMecum> "Where will he be kept?"
56:40 <Mekkis> "That we are."
56:54 <Grull> "If they need to preserve the body so it wont rot, let them"
56:58 <Grull> "We can come back later"
57:07 <Mekkis> "We are to hand him over to you, this evening. Correct?"
57:36 <Hithaer> "We will wait here while you finish. Then we will take the body to its resting place.  Please resume your duties."
58:29 <Grull> "Here not good place to wait"
58:31 <Mekkis> "Very well. Please wait outside with the others."
58:42 <Grull> "So hot, and so many people"
58:49 <Grull> "Can find something to do until later?"
59:03 <VadeMecum> "What else is there to do?"
59:22 <Hithaer> "We were sent to guard his remains until the time he can be put to rest.  To properly perform our duties someone will have to stay."
59:23 * Lyta takes a good look at the body, trying to figure out what killed him.
59:36 <Mekkis> Lyta, heal check?
59:38 <Grull> "I can stay and play with reggie"
59:43 <Grull> "I no like this place though"
59:44 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+4 heal
59:44 <diebot> Lyta, heal: [1d20=9] 13
00:04 <Hithaer> "I will wait outside.  I have no desire to be in the same room with a leper for extended periods of time."
00:14 <Mekkis> Lyta, you can't
00:47 * Hithaer steps back from the thresh hold of the home.
01:12 <Worth> "Took you guys long enough."
01:15 * VadeMecum walks outside.
01:16 * Grull goes to the back of the house to look at the local flora and funna
01:30 <Lyta> "Hm. Lets go then. We shall return."
01:37 <Lyta> "Thank you."
01:44 <Grull> "Do we wait here?"
01:48 <Worth> "Find out everything you need to?"
02:02 <Worth> "I am. Do what you will though."
02:04 <Hithaer> "Someone must stay to watch over the body.  I will not spend time with a leper.  Who will watch over him?"
02:13 <VadeMecum> "I'd prefer to wait outside"
02:28 <VadeMecum> "Quite like my fingers how they are"
02:31 <VadeMecum> "And face"
02:33 Mekkis gives voice to Worth
02:35 <Worth> "Hithaer. He was doing fine before we got here. No one needs to watch him personally."
02:42 <Lyta> "Not sure what killed him really. I would like to take another look. Maybe I'll get a chance when they're done.
03:05 * Worth laughs 
03:15 <VadeMecum> "They're probably going to wrap the body - If you want to see him, that was probably your chance"
03:19 <Hithaer> "I believe to execute our duties properly we should have a representative be with him at all times until he is put to rest."
03:22 <VadeMecum> wanted**
03:34 <Lyta> "I'll stay and watch."
03:34 <Grull> "For one who talk so big. Maybe you should stay"
03:37 <VadeMecum> "Execute away"
03:37 <Hithaer> "If the rest of you are unwilling to do this, I will have to."
03:41 <Grull> "Ill stay with lyta"
03:47 <Grull> "Theres always Reggie"
03:54 * Grull looks for reggie again
04:17 * Worth continues to stand against the side next to the front door same as he had been
04:37 * Lyta goes back inside.
04:42 * Grull follows lyta
04:48 <VadeMecum> "So we're waiting outside?"
04:54 * Hithaer steps back into the house and speaks to the Priest.  I will be staying with the Venture Captains body until he is laid to rest.  I will stay out of the way.  Thank you for your cooperation."
05:02 <Grull> "I will follow nice lady with bunny"
05:06 <Lyta> "We're going to stay and observe. Its our duty to protect his body until we bring it to the final resting place."
05:07 <Worth> "I am. Disease doesn't do well with me."
05:20 <Mekkis> "Very well, wait in that corner
05:41 * Hithaer waits quietly in the corner.
05:49 <Worth> "Besides Vade, it's not like the bodies goign to get up and walk away."
06:28 <VadeMecum> "I suppose"
06:58 <Worth> "Hithaer is just the cautious sort. Weak thinking if you ask me."
06:59 <VadeMecum> "Lepers look like the walking dead as it is"
07:12 * Worth nods once.
07:22 <VadeMecum> "I wonder if that animal of his can catch leprosy"
07:28 <VadeMecum> "Or that rat?"
07:35 <Grull> "Not rat. Bunny"
07:46 <VadeMecum> "Rodent!"
07:47 <Worth> We're outside xD
07:51 <Grull> true..
07:54 <Grull> if I could hear you Id say it
08:24 <Grull> Im inside with lyta
08:26 <Lyta> lyta's inside.
08:37 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+5 Perception Did I hear them say im weak thinking?
08:37 <dicebot> Hithaer, Perception Did I hear them say im weak thinking?: [1d20=5] 10
08:53 <Mekkis> yes
08:56 <Worth> I said it in normal tone of voice
09:01 <Worth> :D
09:04 * Hithaer says nothing
09:12 <Hithaer> i believe im the only one in the house
09:21 <Worth> For the record Hithaer I said it ^_~
09:24 <VadeMecum> i think grull and lyta are in there with you
09:30 <Worth> yep
09:31 <Mekkis> "Very well. Stay in the corner and don't make trouble."
09:38 <Mekkis> what are people doing?
09:52 * VadeMecum is watching the mourners.
09:53 <Worth> Standing outside the door chatting with Vade.
10:03 <Worth> Otherwise waiting for nightfall
10:14 <VadeMecum> "Worth, we could go around the back
10:15 <VadeMecum> "
10:22 <VadeMecum> "Get away from the crowd"
10:39 <Lyta> Watching the funerary preparations. Mostly to see if I can get a good look at the body while they're going.
10:41 <Worth> "Sure, TO much noise as is."
10:51 * Grull just plays with reggie
10:55 <Grull> Can he learn to fetch stuff? :P
10:57 <Mekkis> who's in, who's out
10:58 * Worth stands up and starts walking around back away fromt he crowd
11:03 <Lyta> in
11:03 <Grull> Im in side
11:08 <Hithaer> Inside
11:17 <VadeMecum> vade and worth are round back, grull hithaer and lyta inside
11:23 <Hithaer> my animal will be outside on the pourch
11:26 <Worth> "SO what has you working for the society Vade?"
11:56 * VadeMecum lies.
12:03 <VadeMecum> "Wealth, power"
12:09 <VadeMecum> "The usual"
12:21 <Worth> "Both very good reasons."
12:27 <Hithaer> less crowded that way.
12:35 <Mekkis> you see the body being wrapped in bandages
12:54 * VadeMecum not lying now
12:58 <Mekkis> and the priest calls the others in the front room to assist him.
13:33 <VadeMecum> "When youve got power you can fix things, right?"
13:36 <Worth> "Power and strength. I find to many people who are weak these days. Alll they can do is react. All they do is mov eon instict like dogs."
13:45 * Hithaer watches it all thinking its a rather strange custom.
13:48 <Worth> "When you have power you won't have to."
14:20 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info port 4000
14:22 <Mekkis> for DevCA
14:47 <Mekkis> "be quiet!"
15:10 <VadeMecum> "Just do your job, priest!"
15:25 * Worth laughs
15:44 <Mekkis> the priest starts chanting
15:49 <Worth> "All these people out front muttering and sobbing and we get the xscold for talking."
15:55 <Grull> (I wish I could knowledge check but...hehehee)
15:57 <Grull> (not in this)
16:10 <Hithaer> is it a spell?
16:15 <Mekkis> as he anoints two of the others
16:16 <Mekkis> yes
16:24 <Hithaer> spell craft?
16:25 <VadeMecum> "Tells us to shut it, bastard"
16:27 <Mekkis> roll it
16:41 <Hithaer> bah i didnt put a point in it... nevermind... thats dumb of me
16:47 <Lyta> ooh, casting.
16:57 <Grull> caster dudes do your job..
16:57 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+8 spellcraft
16:57 <diebot> Lyta, spellcraft: [1d20=3] 11
17:01 <Grull> Im just a melee brute now :P
17:02 <Lyta> ...
17:03 <Lyta> Or not.
17:04 <Mekkis> Lyta, you have no idea
17:08 <Worth> "I tihnk he'll have to come out and say it before his feet fall off"
17:10 <Grull> left my brains somewhere else
17:17 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20-2
17:18 <dicebot> VadeMecum, 1d20-2: [1d20=6] 4
17:19 <Worth> "Either way what sort of power do you want Vade?"
17:19 <Mekkis> then...
17:33 <VadeMecum> "I want to change people"
17:50 <Mekkis> he looks at Grull 
17:58 <Grull> "Yes priest?"
17:59 <Worth> "How? Coincidentally I do too."
18:04 <Mekkis> Will save, Grull
18:16 <VadeMecum> ooc:ohboy
18:21 <Grull> !throw 1d20+2 will
18:22 <diebot> Grull, will: [1d20=13] 15
18:30 <Hithaer> inc glorious combat!
18:51 <Mekkis> you feel the urge to drop to the ground, but restrain yourself
19:03 <Grull> "Me feel weird just now"
19:18 <Grull> Draw double axe?
19:25 <Mekkis> the others start attacking
19:28 <Mekkis> initiatives?
19:28 <Hithaer> "How so?"
19:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
19:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
19:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
19:41 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
19:41 <VadeMecum> "Son of a-"
19:47 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
19:48 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=4] 6
19:50 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2 Initiative
19:50 <dicebot> Hithaer, Initiative: [1d20=10] 12
20:03 <Hithaer> ouch low rolls on that initiative! buddy!
20:05 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 Initiative
20:05 <dicebot> VadeMecum, Initiative: [1d20=12] 14
20:13 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
20:13 <diebot> Lyta, initiative: [1d20=16] 19
20:23 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3 initative
20:23 <diebot> Grull, initative: [1d20=5] 8
20:26 <Grull> slow
20:48 <Mekkis> Lyta, your turn
21:21 <Lyta> I wish horrible luck upon this priest! "Everything you do will fail." (Misfortune)
21:59 <Lyta> Dc 15 will
22:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
22:08 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
22:10 <Mekkis> ok
22:15 <Mekkis> ummm
22:27 <Lyta> I cackle at him madly!
22:48 <Mekkis> Lyta, make a will save
22:53 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+2 will
22:54 <diebot> Lyta, will: [1d20=19] 21
23:26 <Mekkis> it's now Vade's turn
23:55 * VadeMecum checks the window.
24:33 <VadeMecum> !roll d20-1 climb
24:33 <dicebot> VadeMecum, d20-1 climb: [d20 climb] -1
24:33 * Lyta yells "HELP!"
24:49 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20-1 climb
24:49 <dicebot> VadeMecum, climb: [1d20=12] 11
24:54 <Mekkis> you fail to find a foothold
25:05 <Mekkis> you manage to scramble up to the window
25:10 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
25:14 <Hithaer> Draw LongSpear, Stab at C11, Shout TO ARMS! Pet will make STR check vs door to get in
25:23 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+0
25:24 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+0: [1d20=11] 11
25:45 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+0 to break down door
25:45 <dicebot> Hithaer, to break down door: [1d20=7] 7
25:49 <Mekkis> miss
25:53 <Hithaer> yes the first was attack, second was door
25:55 <Mekkis> Handle animal check
25:57 <Hithaer> end turn
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26:12 <Hithaer> doesnt matter either way
26:23 <Hithaer> str check fail vs door.
26:32 <Mekkis> it matters, because it determines what he'll do next turn
26:55 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2
26:55 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
26:58 <Mekkis> sure
26:59 <Mekkis> ok
27:08 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
28:03 <Grull> draw double axe and 2 hand C12
28:05 paul_banks has quit (Quit: don stepped outside)
28:09 <Hithaer> MORT
28:10 <Mekkis> sure
28:17 <Hithaer> kill em dead!
28:20 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5
28:21 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
28:25 <Grull> missed
28:25 <VadeMecum> time for choppy
28:26 <Mekkis> miss
28:27 <Grull> so I wont rol ldamage
28:29 <Hithaer> thats not killing them dead
28:30 <Mekkis> it's now Worth
28:33 <Mekkis> 's turn
29:11 <Hithaer> this is a map from another game
29:16 <Hithaer> which i recognize
30:27 <Grull> ow...
30:28 <Hithaer> damn right they fear my Elasmosaraus
30:30 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3
30:30 <Grull> any aoos? :D
30:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=4] 7
30:31 <Grull> lol
30:39 <Grull> damnit..
30:40 <Grull> hahha
30:57 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 Lyta 
30:58 <diebot> Mekkis, Lyta: [1d20=15] 16
31:10 <Mekkis> !throw 1d3 damage!
31:11 <diebot> Mekkis, damage!: [1d3=1] 1
31:16 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
31:27 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 fort save please god
31:27 <diebot> Lyta, fort save please god: [1d20=6] 9
31:30 <Grull> lol
31:31 <Grull> :D
31:33 <Mekkis> how interesting
31:37 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
32:33 <Lyta> cast mage armor on self, 5ft E to not block the door, and LAUGH!
32:40 <Grull> defeinsively
32:43 <Grull> unless you get out of range first
32:58 <Lyta> actually. hm. is the door open?
33:02 <Lyta> back out of it then.
33:29 <Grull> please. Im a master of combat casting.. :P
33:36 <Mekkis> It's now Vade's turn
34:10 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 escape artist
34:10 <dicebot> VadeMecum, escape artist: [1d20=14] 16
34:20 <Lyta> window-fessional.
34:53 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
34:58 <Hithaer> Attack on D12, Animal Break through door.
35:00 <Mekkis> ok
35:02 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20 Longspear attack; 1d8 Longspear damage; 1d20+2 Handle Animal; 1d20 Str check.
35:02 <dicebot> Hithaer, Longspear attack: [1d20=17] 17; Longspear damage: [1d8=8] 8; Handle Animal: [1d20=16] 18; Str check.: [1d20=7] 7
35:36 <Hithaer> figured ide add it in there incase i needed to
35:41 <Hithaer> then 5ft east
35:44 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
35:50 <Grull> 5 ft C11
36:06 <Grull> sorry 
36:07 <Grull> C12
36:16 <Grull> then hit B11
36:25 <Grull> @twfs
36:25 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=4] 7; (slash damage): [1d8=8] 12; slash): [1d20=6] 11; slash damage: [1d8=7] 9
36:26 <Grull> yeah
36:43 <Grull> two weapon fighting yeah
36:45 <Grull> orc double axe
37:05 <Grull> end turn
37:09 <Mekkis> Worth's turn
37:26 <Worth> Double move to the door to open it for the animal
38:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 attack
38:08 <diebot> Mekkis, attack: [1d20=2] 5
38:11 <Grull> 18 ac
38:12 <Grull> dude
38:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
38:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
38:27 <Grull> 13 touch ac..
38:29 <Grull> k that hits
38:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
38:47 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
38:52 <Grull> still hits yeah
39:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d3+3
39:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d3+3: [1d3=2] 5
39:07 * Grull grunts
39:10 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
39:12 <Grull> !throw 1d20+4 fort
39:12 <diebot> Grull, fort: [1d20=1] 5
39:15 <Grull> oh well
39:28 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
40:10 <Lyta> 5ft SE, and wish horrible doom upon the enemy at B11, and LAUGH.
40:18 <Lyta> dc 15 will.
40:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
40:47 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=10] 9
41:05 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
41:52 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 rta
41:53 <dicebot> VadeMecum, rta: [1d20=7] 9
42:45 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 AoO
42:46 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=10] 13
43:03 <Mekkis> !throw 1d3+3 damage
43:05 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d3=3] 6
43:09 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
43:21 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2
43:21 <dicebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
43:52 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaers' turn
43:59 <Hithaer> 5foot northeast Attack on D13, Animal Double moves to B11
44:12 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20; 1d8 damage
44:13 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16; damage: [1d8=1] 1
44:38 <Hithaer> no sorry i messed up my coords
44:53 <Hithaer> E15
44:57 <Hithaer> is where the animal moves
45:11 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
45:26 <Grull> doiuble slice B11
45:30 <Grull> I will 5 ft later
45:36 <Grull> @twfs
45:37 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=16] 19; (slash damage): [1d8=5] 9; slash): [1d20=16] 21; slash damage: [1d8=6] 8
45:45 <Grull> yeah
45:54 <Grull> k
46:00 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
46:04 <Grull> then 5 ft down
46:22 <Hithaer> provokes an aoo
46:37 <Hithaer> combat relfexes is still an option
47:09 <Hithaer> i fell its always a good thing to mention that movement can provoke an aoo
47:16 <Worth> Yep
47:18 <Mekkis> the priest attacks Worth 
47:21 <Worth> leaving a threatedn square
47:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
47:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
47:28 <Mekkis> missing
47:32 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
48:02 <Lyta> I cast guidance on Grull, and laugh at the priest's misfortune.
48:09 <Mekkis> ok
48:22 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
49:03 <Grull> probably a bad idea but no issue we're good anyway for now Id say
49:33 <Hithaer> no probably not
49:38 <Hithaer> his bab isnt 1
49:56 <Grull> a ranger trying acid splasy?
49:57 <Grull> lolllzz
50:14 <VadeMecum> moved to e10
50:31 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
50:33 <Hithaer> 5ft north attack D13
50:40 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20; 1d8 damage
50:40 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3; damage: [1d8=5] 5
50:43 <Mekkis> miss
50:51 <Hithaer> indeed
50:58 <Mekkis> roll attacks
51:00 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20; 1d8 damage
51:00 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12; damage: [1d8=4] 4
51:10 <Hithaer> wouldnt doubt it
51:13 <Mekkis> hits
51:16 <Hithaer> amazing
51:21 <Grull> does he go down?
51:23 <Hithaer> LN
51:34 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
51:47 <Grull> double slash the priest with guidance on
51:49 <Grull> so add 1 to all attack rolls
51:51 <Grull> @twfs
51:51 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=2] 5; (slash damage): [1d8=2] 6; slash): [1d20=7] 12; slash damage: [1d8=2] 4
52:00 <Grull> 13 on 2nd one, the first one defintely misses
52:03 <Hithaer> guidance only works for the next attack.
52:08 <Grull> ah k
52:12 <Grull> then both will miss unless a 12 hits
52:19 <Grull> stay where I am, end turn
52:22 <Mekkis> Grull, what's your alignment
52:34 <Grull> N
52:37 <Mekkis> hits
52:57 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
53:07 <Worth> nonlethal strike on Ben-garri
53:12 <Worth> @basic
53:12 <diebot> Worth, Attack Roll: [1d20=15] 18; Powerattack Damage: [2d6=2,5] 14
53:21 <Grull> blade of mercy..
53:40 <Lyta> "Do you have some bs that allows you to.." lol.
54:00 <Grull> (I can almost hear mek rolling sense motive now..to see if worth is lying :P)
54:05 <Mekkis> !rng Worth animal
54:06 <diebot> Mekkis, Worth
54:10 <Grull> hes still up?
54:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 strike Worth 
54:17 <diebot> Mekkis, strike Worth: [1d20=19] 22
54:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 strike Worth 
54:20 <diebot> Mekkis, strike Worth: [1d20=12] 15
54:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d3+1 damage
54:32 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d3=2] 3
54:34 <Mekkis> make a fort save
54:58 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
55:00 <Worth> !roll 1d20+4
55:00 <dicebot> Worth, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
55:29 <Lyta> cackle to his demise!
55:39 <Grull> hey my crack guidance? :D
55:40 <Grull> lol
55:52 <Lyta> and might as well guidance ...the animal
56:07 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
56:39 <VadeMecum> acid ray
56:47 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 rta
56:47 <dicebot> VadeMecum, rta: [1d20=4] 6
56:58 <Mekkis> do you have anything like precise shot?
57:04 <VadeMecum> nope
57:06 <Mekkis> ok
57:07 <Mekkis> miss
57:13 <Mekkis> move action remains
57:22 <VadeMecum> f10
57:24 <VadeMecum> please
57:33 <Grull> youll still get penalties
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57:36 <Grull> simply cos your shooting into melee
57:46 <VadeMecum> ya i just want him to have to go around 
57:53 <Grull> just so you know
58:01 <VadeMecum> i didnt know
58:07 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
58:09 <Hithaer> Move F13 avoiding AOO, Animal and myself will attack.
58:16 <VadeMecum> though to be fair i cant seem to roll worth shit :<
58:16 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2 me; 1d8 me damage; 1d20 Animal; 1d8 Animal
58:17 <dicebot> Hithaer, me: [1d20=4] 6; me damage: [1d8=7] 7; Animal: [1d20=5] 5; Animal: [1d8=6] 6
58:24 <Hithaer> end turn
58:32 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
58:32 <Hithaer> it happens.
58:38 <Grull> doulbe the priest again
58:39 <Grull> @twfs
58:40 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=5] 8; (slash damage): [1d8=3] 7; slash): [1d20=5] 10; slash damage: [1d8=6] 8
58:45 <Mekkis> missing
58:49 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
58:52 <Hithaer> grull i provide flanking for you now
59:00 <Worth> Nonlethal strike again
59:04 <Worth> @basic
59:05 <diebot> Worth, Attack Roll: [1d20=6] 9; Powerattack Damage: [2d6=3,1] 11
59:32 <Grull> it happens
59:34 <Grull> we;re all level 1 anyway
59:39 <Hithaer> mek, please move to F13
59:41 <Worth> Remmeber once he drops <= 14 health he's unconcious
59:48 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 concentration
59:49 <diebot> Mekkis, concentration: [1d20=6] 14
00:01 <Grull> every dman D 20 you roll
00:03 <Grull> you roll it twice
00:05 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
00:27 <Grull> oooh
00:29 <Grull> thats new
00:32 <Grull> I learnt something new
00:55 <Grull> first scenario on her
01:03 <Lyta> laugh like hell and hope for the love of god you guys actually hit him. guidance grull
01:41 <Grull> no?
01:44 <Grull> the doodads
01:44 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
01:52 <Grull> ah k
02:17 <VadeMecum> cast gravity bow
02:20 <Mekkis> ok
02:28 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
02:31 <Hithaer> Ill move to F13 again, Attack and Animal Attack.
02:38 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2 me; 1d8 me damage; 1d20 Animal; 1d8 Animal
02:39 <dicebot> Hithaer, me: [1d20=5] 7; me damage: [1d8=4] 4; Animal: [1d20=6] 6; Animal: [1d8=7] 7
02:47 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
02:51 <Grull> I get +3 for first attack and +2 for second
02:52 <Grull> flanking
02:54 <Grull> @twfs
02:54 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=10] 13; (slash damage): [1d8=2] 6; slash): [1d20=8] 13; slash damage: [1d8=8] 10
03:02 <VadeMecum> this guy with his aura of oh lol cant hit me
03:08 <Mekkis> he hits the ground
03:15 <Mekkis> unconsious
03:21 <Worth> "oh good."
03:33 * Hithaer begins carefully picking through his belongings.
03:37 <Grull> "Bad mans. me kill?"
03:40 <Worth> WOrth pull rope out of his bag and starts to bind him
03:46 <Grull> okay lolz
03:48 <Worth> "No... "
03:54 * VadeMecum casts presdigitation/clean on his clothing
03:55 <Lyta> "Might need to talk to him. Something's not right."
03:56 <Grull> "He try kill us. we should kill him"
04:21 <Grull> "Me also hurt"
04:22 <Mekkis> Worth, you're tying him up?
04:23 <Worth> "He did try. Doens't mean he has to die. Besides some things are worse than death."
04:27 <Worth> Yes
04:31 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
04:34 * Grull searches the other bodies
04:38 <Grull> oh wait lol better not
04:41 <VadeMecum> theyre all lepers
04:43 <Worth> !roll 1d20+4
04:44 <dicebot> Worth, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
04:45 <Grull> okay skip on that
04:48 <Mekkis> how interesting...
05:07 <Mekkis> but Ben-Garri is tied up
05:13 <VadeMecum> hes unconscious now right
05:16 <Mekkis> correct
05:18 <Mekkis> stable
05:25 <Grull> yeah blade of mercy and stuff..probably wont bleed out etc..
05:28 <VadeMecum> can i mage hand his mask off?
05:33 <Mekkis> no
05:35 <Hithaer> "Turn him into the authorities.  It will make the Pathfinders look better and will allow for the capture of any compatriots he may have that are still aloof."
05:38 <VadeMecum> :(
05:46 <Mekkis> unattended object
05:52 <VadeMecum> ah right
05:52 <Worth> "Exactly Hithaer."
05:57 <Grull> "You think law keeper will do the right thing?"
06:03 <Grull> "I say we kill him now, for trying to kill us"
06:03 <Hithaer> "The information he could have may be invaluable."
06:13 <VadeMecum> "Question time!"
06:16 <Worth> "DOes it matter if it's the right thing? It's for the law to decide."
06:22 <Lyta> "Why would they attack us though? What for?"
06:58 <Worth> "We'll find out."
06:58 <Grull> "He doesnt look like he can say anything"
07:02 <Hithaer> "That is information we can obtain after turning him into the authorities Lyta"
07:21 <Worth> Worth take a blanket formt he bed and wraps Ben-garri in it
07:23 <Grull> "Can use feel good stick on me lyta?"
07:30 <Mekkis> sure
07:39 <Worth> He then tosses him over hsi shoulder to carry him out
07:39 * Hithaer takes the wand and uses it on Grull.
07:40 <VadeMecum> "Im totally up for the feel good stick right now"
07:46 <Hithaer> !roll 1d8+1
07:46 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
07:50 <Grull> k full hp
07:56 <Grull> but the wand was with lyta anyway ..
07:57 * Hithaer hands the wand back.
08:20 <Worth> "So how are you guys trnasporting the Captain?"
08:34 <VadeMecum> "Well don't look at me"
08:37 <Hithaer> "Lyta was obviously pondering the finer points of Justice Systems."
08:45 <Grull> "Ill carry captain"
09:04 <Grull> after wrapping him up in a blanket of course
09:10 * Hithaer begins wrapping the Captain in Funeral Cloths.
09:18 <Lyta> "Lets search him first. Might have something on him to give us an idea of whats going on around here."
09:18 <Grull> if he wants to then better
09:35 <VadeMecum> "We should kill the leper"
09:58 <Hithaer> there would be some sort of magistrate then.
10:01 * Grull is not touching the the bodies with bare hands
10:16 <Grull> miles
10:33 <Grull> Qadira..
10:35 <Worth> I turn Ben-gari to the local authorities
10:38 * Grull gives a wistful sigh
10:39 <Grull> oh wellz
10:41 <Grull> hehe
10:54 <Lyta> I'll search Ben-Garri before we move on with him, if noone else will.
11:00 <Grull> its fort save..
11:01 <Grull> lol
11:03 <Grull> Im not searching
11:09 <Worth> lol
11:10 * Hithaer uses a stick and begins poking around in the backpacks of the dead guys.
11:13 <Grull> unless possibly yeah
11:14 <Grull> u can do that
11:22 <Grull> but Im a big dumb halforc. no brains for it
12:09 <Hithaer> anything of interest?
12:11 <Grull> what?
12:13 <Hithaer> other then the mask of course
12:18 <Lyta> hm. Detect magic. Anything interesting?
12:19 <Mekkis> holy symbol
12:22 <Mekkis> kukri
12:28 <Mekkis> heavy steel shield
12:49 <VadeMecum> "Make sure you clean what you take"
12:58 * Hithaer searches the house for any thing which may help on the trip ahead.
14:27 <Mekkis> you don't find much
14:54 <Hithaer> mores the pity
15:04 <Worth> WHen I take him to the locals I tell them that he's A: a caster B: Diseased C:Needs to be questioned and ask for a cell.
15:24 <Hithaer> I go back to wrapping up the venture Captain.
15:28 <Mekkis> "Dump him on the ground there, and we'll deal with him."
15:37 * Grull gets ready to carry off the captain
15:38 <Mekkis> "You've got some nerve, carrying lepers around..."
15:44 * Worth sighs
15:50 <Grull> once Hithaer is done wrapping
16:09 <Worth> "I suppose I do. Fine then it's your choice." And then I dump him
16:21 <Lyta> I take Ben-Garri's mask. Is it magical, anyway?
17:16 <Mekkis> Lyta, make a fortitude save
17:20 <Mekkis> it isn't magical
17:32 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 fort save
17:33 <diebot> Lyta, fort save: [1d20=17] 20
17:37 <Mekkis> interesting...
18:26 <Grull> k can get moving ot the caravan?
19:06 <Worth> Caravan time!
19:14 <VadeMecum> yarp
20:27 <Mekkis> Some Pathfinder contacts supply you with camels, and direct you to a caravan lead by Jamila al-Shafah
20:36 <Grull> (me sniffs sigh...)
20:38 <Hithaer> Ferlain Pigwiggles of Ausks traveling Emporium?
21:52 <Mekkis> She is seated at a table with a large Taldan man in battered but serviceable half-plate armor, a shorter Qadiri man in a city-dweller’s vest and fez, and an Osirian trader in white robes with an elaborate gem-studded pectora
22:51 <Grull> (oh no.....)
22:57 <Grull> (of what couldve been...)
23:46 <Mekkis> "What are you here for."
23:51 <Grull> "We're here to bring the body to the final resting place"
24:01 * Grull finds that with practice. the big words come easier.
24:01 <Worth> "We are to carry a good man to his home and final resting place."
24:13 <Mekkis> "A touching story."
24:36 <Mekkis> diplomacy checks please
24:43 <Grull> !throw 1d20+0 diplo
24:44 <diebot> Grull, diplo: [1d20=20] 20
24:51 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+5 diplo
24:51 <dicebot> VadeMecum, diplo: [1d20=19] 24
24:53 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Diplomacy 
24:54 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=11] 15
25:09 * Hithaer seems distracted.
25:45 <Mekkis> "Very well.. Be here by tomorrow dawn, and we'll be off. It will be hot in the desert, so consider lighter armour, if you want any. I won't be providing water for you... or that - thing - you have with you either. You're on your own about that. I'll just lead the way.
25:57 <Mekkis> she turns back to the others
26:07 <Worth> "Fair enough."
26:10 <VadeMecum> "What thing?"
26:14 <Worth> "How long is the trip?"
26:15 <VadeMecum> "Its dead!"
26:17 <Grull> "Any of us can make water?"
26:30 <VadeMecum> "Oh the rat"
26:37 <Grull> "Bunny"
26:44 <VadeMecum> "Rodent"
26:55 <Grull> "Bunny"
26:59 <Lyta> "What, Sir Reginald? He doesn't drink much, really.."
27:03 * Grull glares at Vademecum
27:27 * VadeMecum doesnt notice, busy staring off into space
27:44 <VadeMecum> "So, shall we go then?"
27:48 <Grull> "Where can we buy water?"
28:09 <VadeMecum> "Water merchant, he's with the caravan"
28:15 <VadeMecum> whose name i forget
28:22 <Grull> "Ok"
28:36 * Grull fills waterskin with water before going on the caravan
29:35 <Worth> Mekkis : I asked her "how Long the trip was?" 
32:49 <Grull> ?
34:33 <Worth> I think he's reading the next part
36:21 <Mekkis> "The trip? About three weeks
36:36 <Lyta> Stock up on water then.
36:44 <Mekkis> "depends on the weather. We might need to bunker down if there's a sandstorm or somesuch."
36:47 <Worth> "How long inbetween oasis?"
36:57 <Grull> oh dear
37:07 <VadeMecum> can i ask jamila if there are "any temples along the route?"
37:14 <Mekkis> "The longest is probably three or four days. I suggest to carry seven days' worth"
37:18 <Mekkis> of course you can
37:29 <Grull> how much for 7 days worth of water
37:31 <Worth> "Good to know thank you."
37:44 <Mekkis> about 4sp for a barrel
38:00 <Grull> so how much for a week
38:09 <Grull> for the entire party
38:38 <Grull> just buy whatever water we need
38:45 <Mekkis> two barrels should be enough for the party for a week
38:52 <Grull> k 2 barrels
38:53 <Worth> OKay then
38:55 <Lyta> Two barrels it is then.
38:56 <Grull> ill pay
38:57 * Hithaer seems to zone back into reality for a momment.
39:18 <Hithaer> "I have a spell that can create water quite easily."
39:27 <Grull> I was asking just now
39:28 <Grull> lol
39:34 <VadeMecum> "Nice of you to chime in"
39:37 <Grull> and no one answered
39:50 <Grull> "and where were you just now when I asked?"
39:50 <VadeMecum> did my CA derp
40:09 <Hithaer> "I was busy."
40:29 <Grull> then skip on the buy water bit
40:36 <Grull> he can produce it anyway
40:54 <VadeMecum> yeah im ready, not wearing armour so
41:05 <Worth> "Everyone is good to tlak of water. But food is important too."
42:21 <Hithaer> "Even in a desert there is food to eat."
42:32 * Grull buys a week of rations
42:36 <Grull> for himself only
42:38 <Grull> :P
42:43 <Worth> :P
42:47 <Worth> I have 2 weeks
42:55 <VadeMecum> how long does a ration thing last
42:57 <Grull> thats up to you
42:58 <VadeMecum> per ea
43:00 <Lyta> "I'm not that good at living off the land. I'll buy rations."
43:06 <Worth> 1 ration is 1 day without penalties
43:14 <VadeMecum> ill buy a weeks'
43:16 <Grull> (I coudld probably live off the land but Im not pushing my luck)
43:17 <Grull> ready
43:17 <VadeMecum> then ready
43:26 <Worth> ready
43:30 <Mekkis> You travel through the desert
44:00 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Find Food.
44:00 <dicebot> Hithaer, Find Food.: [1d20=18] 27
44:26 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5 find food too
44:27 <diebot> Grull, find food too: [1d20=14] 19
44:31 <Mekkis> the travelling regime is based on an early start, travel through midmorning, shelther for three or four hours when the sun is at its highest, then travel another 5 hours in the afternoon, before camping for the night.
44:55 <Mekkis> in the resting periods, you manage to recover any nonlethal damage you might have taken.
45:04 <Mekkis> How are you dressed?
45:11 <Grull> scale mail
45:17 <VadeMecum> wearing just clothing
45:19 <Worth> Hot weather clothing
45:19 <Lyta> hot weather gear
45:26 <VadeMecum> so yeah hot weather gear
45:27 <Grull> and hot weater
45:32 <Grull> gear I guess
45:36 <Hithaer> Wooden armor
45:52 <Hithaer> I have endurance.
46:15 <Grull> I dont as yet
47:22 <Mekkis> first hour
47:24 <Mekkis> make fort saves
47:28 <Grull> k
47:31 <Grull> I can use surivval?
47:34 <Mekkis> Grull, you have a -4
47:44 <Lyta> hot weather gear adds a +2 correct?
47:50 <Grull> how do I use surivval instead of hot weatehr gear
47:51 <Grull> btw
47:52 <Worth> !roll 1d20+6 Fort weather
47:53 <dicebot> Worth, Fort weather: [1d20=11] 17
48:10 <Mekkis> you can, yes
48:12 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
48:12 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=8] 12
48:16 <Mekkis> Lyta, correct
48:17 <Grull> I will use survival instead of hot weather gear
48:19 <Grull> so hwo od I roll it
48:25 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+5 fort save for heat
48:25 <diebot> Lyta, fort save for heat: [1d20=20] 25
48:52 <Worth> Lyta is just like  'this heat don't bother me, you  all a bunch of wimps'
48:57 <Mekkis> Grull, roll survival first
49:05 <VadeMecum> i cant roll worth shit i swear
49:05 <Mekkis> if you make DC15, get +2 on fort
49:06 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5 survival
49:07 <diebot> Grull, survival: [1d20=9] 14
49:11 <Grull> k
49:12 <Grull> I dont make it
49:17 <Grull> so Ill roll with a -4 penalty now?
49:28 <Grull> !throw 1d20+0 fortitude
49:28 <diebot> Grull, fortitude: [1d20=16] 16
49:47 <Mekkis> correct
49:53 <Mekkis> VadeMecum, take
49:57 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal
49:58 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal: [1d4=3] 3
50:10 <Mekkis> could you make a save for your companion too, Hithaer?
50:42 <Hithaer> my animal companion has the same bonus i do
50:51 <Hithaer> can i just roll once and we both go off of it?
50:57 <Mekkis> no
50:59 <Mekkis> roll twice
51:19 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 if i fail; 1d20+6 if i succeed
51:20 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=3] 12; if i fail: [1d20=10] 14; if i succeed: [1d20=8] 14
51:51 <Worth> lol
51:59 <Mekkis> and for the companion (I imagine it doesn't have endurance, or survival)
52:14 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+4
52:14 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
52:15 <VadeMecum> fuck deserts
52:31 <Mekkis> you and your companion take
52:33 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal
52:34 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal: [1d4=4] 4
52:40 <Mekkis> second hour, make saves
52:49 <Grull> I take off my scale mail after the first hr
52:51 <Grull> what a pain..
52:52 <Mekkis> sure
52:54 <Worth> btw if you have hot weather gear it doesn't stack with survival.
53:00 <Worth> !roll 1d20+6 Fort weather
53:01 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
53:01 <dicebot> Worth, Fort weather: [1d20=16] 22
53:01 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=9] 13
53:01 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5 survival
53:02 <diebot> Grull, survival: [1d20=10] 15
53:08 <Grull> !throw 1d20+6 fort weather
53:09 <diebot> Grull, fort weather: [1d20=4] 10
53:10 <VadeMecum> fml
53:54 <VadeMecum> ill be dead before we get there
53:55 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+5 fort save for heat
53:55 <diebot> Lyta, fort save for heat: [1d20=17] 22
54:01 <Mekkis> Hithaer?
54:17 <Hithaer> mekkis how many are we going to be making?
54:25 <Grull> alot.. I think
54:44 <Mekkis> four, then a rest. This is just to get into the rhythm.
55:10 <Hithaer> yay for needless bogging down of a game with non lethal damage checks!
55:18 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 if i fail; 1d20+6 if i succeed
55:19 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=15] 24; if i fail: [1d20=8] 12; if i succeed: [1d20=7] 13
55:20 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 if i fail; 1d20+6 if i succeed
55:20 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=8] 17; if i fail: [1d20=15] 19; if i succeed: [1d20=15] 21
55:21 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=9] 18; if i fail: [1d20=5] 9; if i succeed: [1d20=20] 26
55:21 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 if i fail; 1d20+6 if i succeed
55:21 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=13] 22; if i fail: [1d20=10] 14; if i succeed: [1d20=6] 12
55:33 <Hithaer> there are my 4
56:05 <Hithaer> I will of course ask to be wanded if i pass out into unconciousness, same with my pet if thats okay with the wand owner
56:35 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 nonlethal for Hithaer 
56:36 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal for Hithaer: [2d4=4,2] 6
56:48 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+4
56:48 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
56:50 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+4
56:51 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
56:51 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+4
56:52 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
56:52 <Hithaer> v
56:55 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+4
56:55 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
57:15 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 nonlethal for the animal
57:16 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal for the animal: [2d4=3,3] 6
57:35 <Mekkis> could Grull, Lyta and VadeMecum and Worth do the same: another two fort saves each
57:42 <Worth> !roll 1d20+6 Fort weather
57:42 <dicebot> Worth, Fort weather: [1d20=15] 21
57:44 <Worth> !roll 1d20+6 Fort weather
57:45 <dicebot> Worth, Fort weather: [1d20=7] 13
57:45 <Hithaer> This is increadilbly dumb.
57:45 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
57:45 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=3] 7
57:46 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
57:47 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=11] 15
57:53 <Grull> !throw 2#1d20+5 survival
57:53 <diebot> Grull, survival: [1d20=4] 9, [1d20=1] 6
57:55 <Lyta> !throw 2#1d20+5 fort saves
57:56 <diebot> Lyta, fort saves: [1d20=18] 23, [1d20=1] 6
57:56 <Grull> boht failed..
58:02 <Grull> !throw 2#1d20+4 fort
58:02 <diebot> Grull, fort: [1d20=19] 23, [1d20=5] 9
58:05 <Grull> one failed
58:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal Worth 
58:08 <VadeMecum> son of a bitch
58:09 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal Worth: [1d4=4] 4
58:10 <Lyta> hey, 3 in a row. i was on a roll.
58:11 <Grull> I think I failed 2 in total out of all the 4 saves..
58:18 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 nonlethal VadeMecum 
58:20 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal VadeMecum: [2d4=1,2] 3
58:22 <VadeMecum> im lucky i havent critical failed yet
58:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal Lyta 
58:35 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal Lyta: [1d4=4] 4
58:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal Grull 
58:48 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal Grull: [1d4=2] 2
58:57 <Mekkis> could I have each of your nonlethal damage totals?
59:09 <Lyta> 4
59:24 <Worth> 4
59:30 <VadeMecum> 5
59:32 <VadeMecum> 6*
59:38 <Hithaer> its like the writer was like oh i know, we will have people do checks to waste resources cause im a bad developer.
59:53 <Grull> 2 but see your pm
00:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
00:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
00:30 <Grull> 5 then
00:31 <Mekkis> another 3 for Grull 
00:34 <Grull> k
00:37 <Grull> fairs fair :)
00:47 <Hithaer> ok both me and my pet are at 1hp, can i borrow a wand please?
01:41 <Mekkis> after the 4th hour, you rest, and recover. This routine continues for another three or four days, until...
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03:01 <Hithaer> so.... if they are just going to let us rest and recover...
03:09 <Worth> Yes
03:11 <Hithaer> what exactly is the point of going through that mekkis?
03:16 <Worth> during the hottest part of the day we all do
03:27 <Worth> In case we are attacked during the middle of it
03:50 <Worth> Also it let's us know exactly how tolling the desert is.. You may not like it but I do
03:56 <Mekkis> Hithaer, I need to know what condition you'll be in if/when you get attacked
03:59 <Grull> yeah Im out of my armor..
04:08 <Grull> thats for me being a pighead...:D
04:13 <Grull> and not buying hotweather gear but oh well
04:16 <VadeMecum> real men fight naked right
04:17 <Grull> I wasnt sure how it was used and stuff
04:24 <Worth> Damn right Vade
04:29 <Grull> if youre a mage yes
04:30 <Grull> if youre not no
04:31 <Grull> :D
04:32 <Grull> but its okay
04:40 <Hithaer> yeah, but its like oh i took non lethal damage, wand next check wand next check
04:42 <Grull> Im a little more dexterous then some people may think..
04:55 <Grull> I dont have that many wand charges to burn
05:05 <VadeMecum> dextrous pfft
05:09 <VadeMecum> cartwheels in the sand
05:22 <Worth> lol
05:23 <VadeMecum> dc35!
05:53 <Grull> an idea, wy not we roll 4 rolls for on the day we're attacked
05:55 <Grull> just like that
05:57 <Grull> and finish it
06:00 <Mekkis> sure
06:06 <Grull> do it now then?
06:11 <Mekkis> ok
06:16 <Mekkis> on the fourth day
06:25 <Worth> !roll 4#1d20+6 Fort weather
06:25 <Mekkis> let's get rolls for the first three hours
06:25 <Grull> !throw 4#1d20+5 survival
06:25 <dicebot> Worth, Fort weather: [1d20=2] 8, [1d20=3] 9, [1d20=5] 11, [1d20=5] 11
06:26 <diebot> Grull, survival: [1d20=13] 18, [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=8] 13, [1d20=13] 18
06:27 <Lyta> !throw 4#1d20+5 fort saves
06:27 <diebot> Lyta, fort saves: [1d20=6] 11, [1d20=11] 16, [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=12] 17
06:37 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
06:37 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=8] 12
06:38 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
06:38 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=8] 12
06:39 <Worth> I'm unconcoius!
06:39 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+4 fort weather
06:40 <dicebot> VadeMecum, fort weather: [1d20=18] 22
06:41 <Worth> lol
06:46 <VadeMecum> PASSED ONE
06:47 <VadeMecum> FUCK YEAH
06:47 <Grull> !throw 2#1d20+6; throw 2#1d20+4
06:48 <diebot> Grull, 2#1d20+6: [1d20=19] 25, [1d20=5] 11; 2#1d20+4: [] 0
06:51 <Mekkis> !throw 3d4 Worth 
06:52 <diebot> Mekkis, Worth: [3d4=3,2,1] 6
06:53 <Grull> oh dear
06:59 <Grull> this is warped..
07:01 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 Grull 
07:03 <diebot> Mekkis, Grull: [2d4=1,1] 2
07:09 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 VadeMecum 
07:10 <diebot> Mekkis, VadeMecum: [2d4=3,3] 6
07:21 <Grull> I didnt do the last 2 properly acutally
07:28 <Grull> !throw 2#1d20+4
07:28 <diebot> Grull, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21, [1d20=13] 17
07:30 <Grull> k
07:40 <Worth> only 6! 
07:40 <Grull> I didnt key the stuff properly
07:53 <Worth> <(^_^<)
08:00 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+5 Lyta 
08:01 <diebot> Mekkis, Lyta: [1d20=10] 15, [1d20=8] 13, [1d20=7] 12, [1d20=16] 21
08:08 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 Lyta 
08:09 <diebot> Mekkis, Lyta: [2d4=4,2] 6
08:13 <Mekkis> Hithaer?
08:43 <Mekkis> !throw 3#1d20+9 Survival
08:44 <diebot> Mekkis, Survival: [1d20=9] 18, [1d20=2] 11, [1d20=2] 11
08:45 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 fort
08:45 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=19] 28; fort: [1d20=7] 11
08:48 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 fort
08:48 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=1] 10; fort: [1d20=14] 18
08:49 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 fort
08:49 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=12] 21; fort: [1d20=4] 8
08:52 <Mekkis> ok
08:52 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+9 Survival; 1d20+4 fort
08:52 <dicebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=20] 29; fort: [1d20=10] 14
08:58 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 damage
08:59 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d4=4,1] 5
09:53 <Mekkis> could I get perception checks
09:59 <Hithaer> So writing a review for this part of the adventure, i was enjoying it up to the desert part. seems just crappy in the extreme
10:11 <Mekkis> The oasis you're travelling to is in sight, only slightly ahead of you.
10:16 <Worth>  !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Perception
10:18 <Grull> @see
10:19 <diebot> Grull, perception: [1d20=12] 17
10:25 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+3 Perception
10:26 <dicebot> Hithaer, Perception: [1d20=8] 11
10:26 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 perception
10:26 <dicebot> VadeMecum, perception: [1d20=7] 9
10:33 <Grull> Im not wearing armor
10:36 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+9 perception
10:36 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Perception
10:36 <diebot> Lyta, perception: [1d20=7] 16
10:37 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=7] 11
11:06 <Mekkis> You can make out a wall of dust and grit approaching, but manage to keep the camels in check, and towards the target.
11:50 <Mekkis> Grull is able to keep the water seller within sight, and leads the rest of you in the correct direction.
11:50 <Lyta> "What is that? Storm?"
12:04 * Grull goes and dons armor
12:06 <Grull> Help Lyta?
12:11 <Grull> "Help Lyta?"
12:24 <Lyta> "Think ya need armor for sand?"
12:35 * Lyta tries to help, figuring out the armor as she goes.
12:39 * VadeMecum laughs
12:53 <Grull> "There might be something out there causing all the rukus"
13:08 <Worth> "If I die hear I want everyone to know I hate sand!"
13:18 <Worth> here*
13:41 <Mekkis> you're surrounded by blowing sand, and need to keep moving to keep up, unless you want to lose sight of the caravan.
13:46 <Grull> "Dying isnt part of the plan"
13:49 <Grull> k keep moving I guess
13:54 <Grull> so I dont get ot don my armor?
13:57 <Worth> "It's never part of the plan"
13:59 <Grull> I can take it for 1 hr or so
14:01 <Mekkis> correct.
14:04 <Worth> "But somehow it happens"
14:04 <Grull> thats okay
14:06 <Grull> go wihtout it hten
14:08 <Grull> not as if I cant :)
14:12 <Grull> BRING IT ON :P
14:12 <Worth> Tries to keep withthe caravan~
14:13 <Grull> lol
14:15 <Mekkis> After about ten minutes, there's a slight lull in the storm, and you are able to get nearer.
14:23 * Grull tries to keep up with the caravan as well
15:00 <Grull> how many rounds do we have before they get here
15:03 <Grull> don hastily if possible
15:08 <Mekkis>  A cry from the merchant’s young several humanoid creatures approach, most smaller than humans and all muffled in heavy robes. Each stranger’s head has a great helm wrapped in keffiyehs, and each faceplate has
15:08 <Mekkis> only a small eye slit to keep out the fury of the storm. Each holds a curved sword, and it is clear they are converging on your position.
15:08 <Grull> if not just fight naked.. :D
15:13 <Mekkis> about four
15:26 <Grull> fk
15:28 <Grull> 10 rounds to don hastily
15:33 <Grull> screw it Im fighitng naked
15:36 <Worth> Draw blade, jump down from horse.
15:40 <Hithaer> ooooo pretty map
15:43 * Grull draws bow
15:46 <Worth> camel*
16:02 <Lyta> "Anyone ever wish they were bigger?"
16:02 <VadeMecum> how far off are they?
16:14 <Worth> "I do on occasion"
16:17 <Grull> "I intend to fight htem at range"
16:34 <Grull> "Though I suppose I could..but later perhaps"
16:42 <Brunius> um, why is this guy running around in a storm...naked?
16:48 <Hithaer> "In high winds it is unlikely you will be very accurate."
16:50 <Grull> I had to put my afmor away
17:04 <Grull> either way Im pretty decent either range/melee anwyay
17:08 <Grull> for ranged?
17:21 <Hithaer> penalties to what?
17:23 <Grull> then take the double axe and move 
17:24 <Grull> ranged?
17:28 <Hithaer> any way we could avoid them?
17:34 <Lyta> enlarge Worth, mage armor self
17:35 <Mekkis> -2 for melee, -4 for ranged
17:45 <Grull> can I shoot at them at ranged?
17:48 <Worth> Awww yea~
17:48 <Grull> in those rounds?
17:51 <Lyta> draw my bow
18:43 <Worth>  !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
18:45 <VadeMecum> ill shoot at them then
18:51 <Grull> Ill also shoot
18:54 <Mekkis> Grull, no
18:54 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
18:55 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=7] 9
18:56 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
18:56 <diebot> VadeMecum, initiative: [1d20=4] 6
18:58 <Grull> cant?
18:58 <Grull> k
19:03 <Mekkis> not in this weather
19:09 <Mekkis> let's get initiatives now
19:11 <Grull> then draw double axe and stand by worth's side
19:14 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3 init
19:14 <diebot> Grull, init: [1d20=5] 8
19:27 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
19:27 <diebot> Lyta, initiative: [1d20=4] 7
19:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
19:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
19:44 <Hithaer> Does my helmet protect me against the fury of the storm?
19:46 <Lyta> Upgrade worth to a large marker?
19:53 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2
19:53 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
20:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
20:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
20:24 <Mekkis> Hithaer, describe your helmet
20:37 <Hithaer> its an Aboleth Eye
20:43 <Hithaer> completely covers my head.
20:59 <Mekkis> how large are the eye holes?
21:06 <Hithaer> my character killed it upon returning to golarion
21:14 <Hithaer> ide actually have to go look!
21:38 <Hithaer> we will assume no protection unless i find otherwise
21:54 <Mekkis> ok
22:22 <Hithaer> my CA shows none of this
22:27 <Grull> So many goblins?
22:28 <Grull> oh my god
23:24 <Mekkis> Hithaer, reconnect
23:38 <Worth> !throw 1d20+3 Attack; 3d6+8 Powerattack Greatsword
23:38 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=4] 7; Powerattack Greatsword: [3d6=5,3,2] 18
23:40 <Hithaer> i fixed it, it was on map 2 for some reason
23:41 <VadeMecum> check map tabs at the top?
23:42 <Grull> So many we're screwed
23:43 <Grull> lol
23:53 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4
23:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12, [1d20=2] 6
23:55 <Hithaer> yeah, as i said, i fixed it
24:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
24:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
24:16 <Mekkis> one of the slashes the drover with a scimitar
24:19 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4
24:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22, [1d20=9] 13
24:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
24:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
24:31 <Mekkis> !throw 3d4
24:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 3d4: [3d4=3,2,2] 7
24:38 <Mekkis> the other knocks the drover out
24:53 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4 attack Worth 
24:54 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Worth: [1d20=11] 15, [1d20=6] 10
25:04 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4 attack Lyta 
25:04 <Worth> neithe hit
25:05 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Lyta: [1d20=11] 15
25:08 <Hithaer> wow.... 3d4 damage... that seems pretty mean for level 1
25:10 <Grull> with or wihtout armor
25:17 <Mekkis> no armour, right?
25:21 <Grull> or you always wore your armor on?
25:22 <Lyta> insufficient with mage armor.
25:33 <Worth> I have my light armor
25:53 <Worth> and no change to ac frm enlarge since there are 2 adjacent targets
26:02 <Grull> enlarge is -2,,
26:09 <Grull> -1 for the -2 dex, and -1 for ac
26:23 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
26:26 <Worth> And rage is currently +2 dex +2 str
26:31 <Grull> ah k
27:00 <Hithaer> lets see 5ft east
27:06 <Hithaer> attack the only one in range
27:16 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20-2
27:17 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=20] 18
27:22 <Hithaer> !roll 1d8
27:22 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
27:26 <Mekkis> roll to confirm
27:32 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20-2
27:32 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=15] 13
27:39 <Mekkis> and use !throw please in the future
27:48 <Mekkis> confirms
27:53 <Grull> x 3..
27:55 <Grull> long spears lolz
27:57 <Hithaer> different bots
27:57 <Grull> or something I bet
27:59 <Mekkis> roll crit damage
28:07 <Hithaer> wow... confirms on a 17
28:09 <Hithaer> errrr 13
28:27 <Hithaer> !throw 2d8
28:27 <diebot> Hithaer, 2d8: [2d8=2,8] 10
28:42 <Mekkis> ok
28:47 <Hithaer> so... 15 points of damage
28:49 <Mekkis> what about the lizard?
28:53 <Mekkis> the goblin's dead
29:16 <Hithaer> north north
29:17 <Hithaer> attack
29:27 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20-2; 1d8
29:27 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=7] 5; 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
29:31 <Hithaer> end turn
29:32 <Mekkis> missing
29:40 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
29:51 <VadeMecum> move s 5'
29:54 <Hithaer> i cant find anything about the item other then flavor
30:41 <VadeMecum> start casting sleep
31:09 <Mekkis> the three hobgoblins charge in
31:50 <Grull> haven had my turn yet anwyay
31:53 <Grull> but doesnt matter
32:10 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
32:22 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 3d6+9 Powerattack Greatsword
32:22 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=10] 15; Powerattack Greatsword: [3d6=1,1,6] 17
32:53 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
33:04 <Grull> moveto G11
33:17 <Grull> yeah then do the stuff
33:22 <Grull> but give a -2 penalty
33:22 <Mekkis> you're on top of the drover's corpse
33:22 <Hithaer> murderize them!
33:30 <Grull> @twfs
33:30 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=7] 10; (slash damage): [1d8=6] 10; slash): [1d20=14] 19; slash damage: [1d8=4] 6
33:36 <Grull> 2nd one probably hits but first one will miss
33:43 <Hithaer> but murder feels better then self defense
33:50 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
34:25 <Lyta> move N, NE, shoot my bow at the gobbo to the northeast.
34:28 <Hithaer> if this goes another two hours you guys may get to hear sam shreaking as she rails about how bad her day was
34:30 <Grull> aoo?
34:48 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3
34:49 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=17] 20
35:04 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1 damage
35:06 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=1] 2
35:36 <Grull> ahahaa
35:52 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+2
35:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21, [1d20=5] 7
35:58 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 confirm
35:59 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=9] 11
36:06 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 damage
36:07 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d4=4,4] 8
36:22 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 attack Worth 
36:23 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Worth: [1d20=6] 8
36:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 attack lizard
36:33 <diebot> Mekkis, attack lizard: [1d20=9] 11
36:40 <Hithaer> its really a Loch Ness
36:46 <Hithaer> monster type thing
36:51 <Grull> nessie
36:53 <Grull> just keep it short
36:59 <Hithaer> 20ft move speed
37:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 Grull ; 1d20+2 Hithaer 
37:02 <diebot> Mekkis, Grull: [1d20=19] 21; Hithaer: [1d20=6] 8
37:04 <Hithaer> while on land
37:05 <Grull> hit
37:06 <Grull> on grull
37:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 confirm
37:13 <Grull> if its scimitar may roll to confirm
37:13 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=20] 22
37:16 <Grull> confirm
37:19 <Grull> roll damage
37:20 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4
37:21 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d4: [2d4=2,1] 3
37:28 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
37:43 <Grull> hahaha
37:49 <Grull> it did work acutally
37:52 <Grull> but nevermind
37:59 <Grull> got to see it once, in its awesome glory
38:10 <Hithaer> attack on guy in i15
38:23 <Mekkis> roll it
38:27 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20-2; 1d8
38:28 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=18] 16; 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
38:32 <VadeMecum> RED ONES GO FASTER
38:39 <Mekkis> miss
38:44 <Hithaer> shouldnt have cover...
39:20 <Hithaer> yeah soft cover
39:27 <Grull> didnt lyta splat? :P
39:28 <Grull> lol
39:32 <Hithaer> sorry, in WA we say things different
39:57 <Grull> sleep is 10 ft radius
39:58 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20-2; 1d8
39:59 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=14] 12; 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
40:02 <Mekkis> what's the lizard doing
40:03 <Grull> I could tell you where to aim it :P
40:07 <Grull> oh lizard I thought wizard
40:08 <VadeMecum> i-15
40:12 <VadeMecum> for the sleep
40:13 <Hithaer> jesus i could not type at all
40:35 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
40:47 <Grull> yeah sure is
40:49 <Grull> and his dc is insane :P
41:01 <Grull> no
41:03 <Grull> can move it further up
41:13 <Grull> yeah
41:15 <Grull> perfect placement
41:29 <Hithaer> A sleep spell causes a magical slumber to come upon 4 HD of creatures. Creatures with the fewest HD are affected first. Among creatures with equal HD, those who are closest to the spell's point of origin are affected first. HD that are not sufficient to affect a creature are wasted. Sleeping creatures are helpless. Slapping or wounding awakens an affected cre
41:32 <VadeMecum> dc15
41:34 <VadeMecum> 16*
41:59 <Grull> yeah
42:02 <Grull> you said before
42:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
42:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=8] 7
42:21 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
42:22 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=1] 0
42:28 <Hithaer> thought the spell description would be useful for you.
42:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
42:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=10] 9
42:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
42:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=6] 5
42:40 <VadeMecum> nice ;D
42:43 <Grull> excellent
42:47 <Grull> pity Im not around ot take advantage of it
42:48 <Mekkis> Two hobgobins, and two goblins fall over, asleep
42:58 <Mekkis> what else are you doing
43:18 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
43:21 <Hithaer> kill i12 if possible
43:23 <VadeMecum> gravity bow and stand still
43:27 <Mekkis> sorry!
43:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
43:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
43:36 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
43:44 <Grull> you can coup de grace sleeping thingies
43:45 <Hithaer> 19ac on lizard!
44:09 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 3d6+10 Powerattack Greatsword
44:09 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=3] 8; Powerattack Greatsword: [3d6=3,6,6] 25
44:10 <Hithaer> can you put an S on the sleeping ones?
44:33 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
45:01 <VadeMecum> noo the meat shield
45:02 <Grull> double attack G10
45:08 <Grull> @twfs
45:09 <Mekkis> roll it
45:09 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=11] 14; (slash damage): [1d8=4] 8; slash): [1d20=6] 11; slash damage: [1d8=7] 9
45:10 <Grull> at -2
45:10 <Hithaer> Lyta you have the wand correct?
45:14 <Grull> yeah
45:22 <Grull> end turn
45:24 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
45:29 <Worth> Don't worry vade. If it tries it eats Attcks of op
45:31 <Grull> but passed out on hte floor :D
45:39 <Lyta> yes. Although lyta is currently unconscious. please call back later. or leave a message.
45:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 worth
45:48 <diebot> Mekkis, worth: [1d20=10] 11
45:50 <Mekkis> missing
45:54 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
46:06 <Hithaer> damn goblin gotta move like that lol
46:15 <Grull> coup one of hte sleeping ones
46:17 <Grull> I suggest
46:18 <Hithaer> i will retrieve the wand off of lytas body
46:33 <Hithaer> provoking an aoo
46:33 <Grull> but can be woken up with standard action
46:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
46:47 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
46:50 <Mekkis> missing
46:54 <Hithaer> use wand on lyta
46:55 <Mekkis> standard action remains
46:56 <Mekkis> sure
46:58 <Mekkis> roll it
47:00 <Hithaer> !throw 1d8+1
47:01 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
47:17 <Grull> wake up Lyta
47:19 <Mekkis> what is sthe lizard doing?
47:36 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20-2; 1d8
47:36 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=20] 18; 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
47:45 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20-2
47:45 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=11] 9
47:47 <Mekkis> roll to confirm
47:51 <Hithaer> doesnt confirm sadly
47:58 <Mekkis> and please tell me who you're trying to hit before rolling the dice!
48:09 <Hithaer> oh hobgoblin
48:11 <Lyta> otherwise it doesn't count.
48:15 <Mekkis> ok
48:23 <Hithaer> thats Lochy
48:31 <Grull> so you finally named your zard?
48:33 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
48:39 <Hithaer> nope
48:49 <VadeMecum> is it?
48:55 <Hithaer> its for your convenience
48:58 <VadeMecum> hurm
49:11 <Hithaer> his name is actually something in druidic, which none of you speak.
49:11 <VadeMecum> id like to crossbow shoot e10
49:33 <VadeMecum> !throw d10+2 ranged
49:33 <diebot> VadeMecum, ranged: [] 12
49:43 <Grull> yeah
49:52 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
49:52 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
50:01 <VadeMecum> sorry its 750am
50:06 <Mekkis> hits
50:08 <Mekkis> roll damage
50:15 <Grull> 2d6.. or something
50:16 <Grull> nasty
50:17 <Mekkis> 2d8 damage
50:20 <Grull> got gravity bow on it
50:26 <VadeMecum> !throw 2d8
50:26 <diebot> VadeMecum, 2d8: [2d8=6,8] 14
50:48 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
50:57 <VadeMecum> sec running to put kettle on
50:58 <VadeMecum> back in 20s
50:59 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 3d6+10 Powerattack Greatsword
51:00 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=17] 22; Powerattack Greatsword: [3d6=6,6,5] 27
51:13 <Grull> melee monsters are melee monsters
51:16 <Grull> when they are enlarged
51:19 <Grull> its a long story..
51:24 <Grull> yeah we know
51:27 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
51:32 <Grull> hit H11
51:44 <Grull> but I prepare to move if th first hit kills him
51:48 <Grull> @twfs
51:50 <diebot> Grull, slash): [1d20=20] 23; (slash damage): [1d8=4] 8; slash): [1d20=9] 14; slash damage: [1d8=8] 10
51:54 <Grull> first hit may confirm
52:04 <Grull> -2
52:06 <Grull> though
52:10 <Grull> remember the nealties
52:17 <Grull> I11
52:18 <Grull> move to
52:22 <Grull> and ocntinue on the last gobbo
52:26 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3
52:26 <Mekkis> roll it
52:26 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
52:28 <Mekkis> miss!
52:30 <Grull> miss
52:33 <Grull> btw its a +1 acutlaly
52:33 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
52:33 <Grull> yeah
52:48 <Lyta> all the enemies near me are sleeping? neat.
52:51 <Grull> you can CDG people while on the gorund
52:51 <Grull> :D
53:04 <Lyta> stand up, draw longsword.
53:13 <Lyta> full round to cdg. i'll get one next round.
53:24 <Grull> use your bow
53:24 <Grull> lolz
53:26 <Lyta> If theres anything left.
53:27 <Grull> better coups
53:32 <Mekkis> the goblin attacks Grull
53:36 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
53:37 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
53:39 <Mekkis> missing
53:40 <Grull> miss
53:42 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
53:47 <Hithaer> 5ft nw, attack i12, lizard will move to i11 avoiding AOO we will both attack
54:21 <Mekkis> roll it
54:46 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20-2; 1d8; 1d20-2; 1d8
54:47 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=3] 1; 1d8: [1d8=8] 8; 1d20-2: [1d20=4] 2; 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
54:49 <Hithaer> then i will cry
54:54 <Grull> hahaha
54:59 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
55:20 <VadeMecum> is reloading a full round action
55:36 <VadeMecum> then i start reloading
55:42 <Brunius> what are you reloading?
55:45 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
55:47 <VadeMecum> heavy crossbow
55:51 <Brunius> yeah, full round
55:55 <Brunius> unless you took the feat
56:07 <VadeMecum> i got one nice shot off ;D
56:09 <Hithaer> or perhaps.... kill the mob thats still up
56:16 <Grull> the damage roll is insane
56:23 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
56:30 <Grull> hit I 12
56:38 <Grull> !throw 2#1d20+1
56:38 <diebot> Grull, 2#1d20+1: [1d20=6] 7, [1d20=2] 3
56:42 <Grull> miss on obth
56:43 <Grull> so end turn
56:58 <Grull> next pls :P
57:01 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
57:10 <Grull> suggest you do the small ones :P
57:16 <Grull> you arent a polearm fighter now haha
57:29 <Hithaer> mekkis, i have to go afk for like 5 minutes, my dad needs me over at his house real fast to help him into bed, its like two blocks.
57:34 <Mekkis> ok
57:37 * Lyta 5ft E, coup de grace some poor sap of a goblin at j14
57:46 <Lyta> !throw 2d8
57:47 <diebot> Lyta, 2d8: [2d8=3,7] 10
57:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 Grull
57:58 <diebot> Mekkis, Grull: [1d20=17] 18
58:00 <Grull> hit
58:04 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 damage
58:05 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d4=2] 2
58:11 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
58:13 <VadeMecum> maybe i need to invest in rapid reload
58:14 <Grull> k
58:20 <Mekkis> he somehow kills the last goblin
58:31 <Grull> yeah I suppose
58:34 <Grull> well just finish everything
59:21 <Grull> get Hithaer to do surival check
59:24 <Mekkis> "What was that?"
59:25 <Grull> with Vade's compass
59:25 <Grull> later
59:29 <Grull> "No idea"
59:31 <Grull> Ill assist of course..
59:39 <Grull> and use guidance form lyta on him before he does the check
59:40 <Mekkis> "Have you any idea where the caravan is?"
59:45 <Worth> "A raid? they don't happen often?"
59:48 <Grull> "Maybe we could find them?"
59:53 <Grull> "Some of us are fair hands at tracking"
59:56 <Worth> "No... Do you know how to find the next oasisi?"
00:01 <VadeMecum> "Yeah, its in the desert"
00:02 <Mekkis> "I've been lost for the last hour..."
00:12 <Grull> can we try to track them?
00:20 <Worth> "That's reassuring..."
00:25 <Lyta> "Well, we were heading towards some water, weren't we?"
00:27 * VadeMecum loots the goblins while they talk
00:30 <Grull> Oh yeah
00:32 <Grull> loot teh goblins too
00:48 * Grull tries to wear one
00:52 <VadeMecum> yeah ill take me one of those
00:52 <Grull> but man Im medium
00:54 <Grull> it might..
00:56 <Grull> not work too well
01:00 <Grull> grab the skinz
01:01 <VadeMecum> and ill take a waterskin
01:09 <Grull> Scimitars..lolz..
01:11 <Grull> whyyyyyy...
01:12 <Mekkis> 3 masterwork scimitars
01:14 <VadeMecum> and a scimitar, so i can cut a dashing figure!
01:23 <VadeMecum> *cough*sell*cough*
01:30 <Mekkis>  3 shortbows, quiver with 20 arrows, waterskin
01:39 <Grull> you dont have to buy them
01:46 <Grull> they are all yours to use for the duration for the scenario
01:53 <Grull> you are given the option. later
02:26 <Grull> though drinking potions doesnt rally make amy difference
02:38 <Grull> k..
02:40 <Grull> fatigued?
02:40 <Grull> lolz
02:41 * VadeMecum takes and puts on a helm
02:46 * Grull dons a helm as well
02:56 <VadeMecum> silly orc, its a little man helmet
03:04 <Grull> "Anything that works"
03:05 <VadeMecum> oh hobbies
03:29 <Mekkis> "What I do know, is that the caravan's headed north-west, we might be able to find them that way."
03:39 <Mekkis> "That's the direction we've been travelling in."
03:53 <Grull> lewt everythign and get moving lol
04:02 <Worth> "That sounds better than sitting here to die"
04:03 <VadeMecum> whats the arcane penalty on a shield
04:06 <VadeMecum> 10%?
04:08 <Mekkis> yeah
04:20 <VadeMecum> ill take me one of those as well
04:22 <Mekkis> and FYI VadeMecum: I'd suggest you don't take rapid reload.
04:26 <VadeMecum> ah
04:28 <Grull> ya you shouldnt be shooting :D
04:29 <Grull> hehehe
04:29 <VadeMecum> then i wont take either
04:40 <Grull> but thats from a caster..point of view. I wasnt always an orc brute you know
04:53 <Mekkis> survival checks please
04:55 <Grull> get lyta to cast guidance on us
04:57 <Grull> then use the +1
04:58 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+9 Hithaer
04:59 <diebot> Mekkis, Hithaer: [1d20=14] 23
05:03 <Grull> !throw 1d20+6 survival
05:04 <diebot> Grull, survival: [1d20=6] 12
05:05 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20 survival
05:06 <diebot> VadeMecum, survival: [1d20=18] 18
05:11 <Lyta> "If we're really this lost, can't hurt.."
05:13 <VadeMecum> woo 18
05:13 <Grull> and if its on finding direction, we have compass
05:20 <Grull> so can do a +2 on it
05:21 <VadeMecum> yeah i have a compass
05:25 <VadeMecum> but no map
05:26 <VadeMecum> smurt
05:29 <Grull> lolz
05:35 <Worth> schmot guy
05:55 <Grull> "Lyta could you use feel good stick on me?"
06:08 <Lyta> "Its your stick, isn't it?"
06:13 <Grull> "Yeah."
06:18 <Lyta> !throw 1d8+1 clw wand Grull
06:18 <diebot> Lyta, clw wand Grull: [1d8=1] 2
06:19 <Grull> "But Im not smart enough to use it"
06:30 <VadeMecum> whats the +1? use magic device?
06:35 <Grull> no just the cure spell
06:41 <Grull> so I need to recalc my hp some
06:43 <Lyta> just the clw spell.
06:50 <VadeMecum> ah
06:54 <Grull> 4 points of lethal damage taken
06:57 <Worth> "You guys pass that stick around quite often. What does it do exactly?"
06:58 <Grull> no non lethal
07:04 <Grull> "Makes you feel better"
07:09 <Grull> "At least what the merchant told me said"
07:11 <VadeMecum> UMD is for checks to use the wand in the first place?
07:16 <Grull> she doesnt
07:18 <Grull> its on her class list
07:22 <Lyta> "Healing wounds. Can put a dying man back on his feet."
07:24 <Grull> its on ours too, but we cant cast for nuts yet
07:26 <Worth> "Drug stick?"
07:35 <Worth> "Ah! THat I understand."
07:38 <Lyta> "No, Worth. Magic. Much better."
07:51 <Grull> "Again Lyta?"
08:02 <VadeMecum> ive got +5 to umd
08:07 <Grull> no need to umd
08:08 <VadeMecum> but its through charisma
08:10 <Lyta> Yeah. I don't need use magic device for it because witches can get the spell normally.
08:13 <Grull> we got proper people who can cast thorugh it
08:14 <VadeMecum> ah
08:18 <Grull> if we ahd to use it
08:19 <VadeMecum> i see
08:20 <Mekkis> near nightfall, you come across a corpse in the sand.
08:22 <Grull> what we would do is make caster level checks
08:25 <Hithaer> okay back
08:29 <Grull> to use it
08:31 * Lyta sighs. "You really should get beat up less, Grull. Although probably better you than me."
08:35 <Lyta> !throw 1d8+1 clw wand Grull
08:36 <diebot> Lyta, clw wand Grull: [1d8=1] 2
08:40 <Hithaer> so we won?
08:40 * Grull thanks lyta
08:42 <VadeMecum> oh 
08:42 <VadeMecum> sucks
08:45 <VadeMecum> damn sorcs
08:48 <Mekkis> a fresh corpse in the sand.
08:53 <VadeMecum> and my 1 skill point per level doesnt help
09:03 <Mekkis>  The desert jackals have been at it.
09:06 * Worth looks over the corpse
09:09 * Grull searches the corpse
09:10 <Worth> ANyone we know?
09:13 <Grull> Got phat lewt?
09:22 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Perception
09:23 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=17] 21
09:30 <Mekkis> it has a richly embroidered Katheer vest.
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09:42 <VadeMecum> oo
09:44 <Mekkis> The one Mahmoud was wearing.
09:49 <Worth> OOOooo peice of candy
09:59 <Mekkis> (the associate weapons merchant)
10:19 * Grull takes the vest oooh shiny..
10:23 <VadeMecum> take it and show it to the other guy
10:24 <Lyta> "Atleast maybe this means we're going the right way?"
10:26 <VadeMecum> the weapons man
10:39 <Worth> "A lot of good selling weapons did him. COuldn't even use them. But we are on the right track."
10:40 <Mekkis> there is a curved khanjar dagger protruding from his back, and spilt blood over the vest.
10:52 <Grull> where does the dagger orginate from
10:54 <Grull> the weapon origin
10:57 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Knowledge(Local)
10:58 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Knowledge(Local): [1d20=3] 8
11:02 <Grull> "Lyta do you know where the dagger comes from?"
11:06 <Grull> "You smart. Me not very smart"
11:10 <Mekkis> Grull, you recall seeing it amoungst the weapons he was selling
11:14 * Grull takes the dagger as well anyway
12:21 <Worth> "We really should hurry. I think this caravan is having troubles and if you haven't forgotton our mission is in it."
12:36 * Grull plods on
12:46 <Grull> anyone leading the way aka our doodad?
12:59 <VadeMecum> which direction are we going in?
13:05 <Mekkis> north-west
13:07 <VadeMecum> nesw wise
13:09 <Worth> Same direction
13:09 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+9 Survival
13:10 <diebot> Hithaer, Survival: [1d20=4] 13
13:13 <VadeMecum> lets continue that way using the compass
13:17 <Grull> !throw 1d20+6 surival aid
13:18 <diebot> Grull, surival aid: [1d20=11] 17
13:20 <Mekkis> you continue on
13:23 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
13:24 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
13:26 <Grull> what weather is it now?
13:32 <Hithaer> i have sand in my eye and cant tell which way is which.
13:35 <Grull> okay cool
13:41 * Grull dons on armor
13:56 <Grull> this place is so freakin beautiful...
14:36 <VadeMecum> is there a trail through the mountains we can follow?
14:38 <Mekkis> the Zho Mountains near where the river Shat-al-Qadr flows through the Qadiran hinterlands all the way to Katheer itself. The Silken Way is known to pass through the Zho Mountains somewhere near the river, and Hokama recognizes a nearby peak that he knows to mark a secondary pass that connects to the Silken Way on the opposite side of the mountains.
14:48 <VadeMecum> or a pass
14:50 <Hithaer> so.... we are next to a river now?
15:01 <Mekkis> "If we continue along this path, we should be able to reach the caravan."
15:09 * Grull plods along the path
15:10 <Mekkis> Hithaer, you've been travelling towards the river yes, 
15:21 <Lyta> "Good. Lets keep moving then. Got to try and catch up."
15:27 <Worth> "Let's hurrry then."
15:28 <VadeMecum> "Then let's"
15:35 <Hithaer> cool...
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16:43 <Mekkis> The canyon you follow through the mountains opens onto a
16:43 <Mekkis> wider vale, and should connect to the main route of the Silken
16:43 <Mekkis> Way not many miles ahead. However, your attention is arrested
16:43 <Mekkis> by a breathtaking sight: one wall of the mountain valley is
16:43 <Mekkis> occupied by a massive monument. A natural prominence in
16:43 <Mekkis> the red- and brown-veined strata of the rock walls ahead has
16:43 <Mekkis> been sculpted on a grand scale into a gargantuan idol depicting
16:43 <Mekkis> a man seated in the lotus position with a tall, pointed crown
16:43 <Mekkis> on his head. Though the years have worn the features of this
16:43 <Mekkis> sculpture into a nearly smooth finish with cave openings where
16:43 <Mekkis> mouth and eyes should be, there are enough details of face
16:43 <Mekkis> and clothing remaining to recognize the distinctive Eastern
16:43 <Mekkis> features and garb that the statue once bore. An eerie, forlorn
16:43 <Mekkis> song floats on the breeze that brings to mind a sense of bone-
16:43 <Mekkis> gnawing loneliness.
16:57 <Hithaer> oooooo i like pictures
17:09 <Grull> can I identify what sculpture it is?
17:14 <Grull> and who the fk is singing :D
17:21 <Mekkis> Grull, knowledge (religion)
17:26 <Grull> none
17:30 <Grull> so I cant make the check?
17:39 <Mekkis> correct
17:51 <Grull> "Does anyone know what sculpture it is?"
18:00 * Grull wants to pay his respects even if he doesnt know what sculpture it is
18:06 <Worth> "No... "
18:06 <Grull> becuase its so..beautiful
18:17 <VadeMecum> "Lets take a look"
18:19 <Hithaer> "I have reasons to believe it may be a shrine to Irori."
18:41 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Perception to figure out where the music is
18:42 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception to figure out where the music is: [1d20=5] 9
18:45 * Grull just goes to the sculpture and starts praying
18:47 <Worth> xD
19:06 <Worth> "We don't have time for this people. THe caravan is still moving and the captains body with it."
19:24 <Lyta> "Worth is right. Grand as it is, we've got to go."
19:38 <Mekkis> make will saves
19:38 <Grull> "It isnt every day you get to see this"
19:44 <Grull> !throw 1d20+2 will
19:45 <diebot> Grull, will: [1d20=5] 7
19:52 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2 will
19:53 <Worth> !throw 1d20
19:53 <diebot> VadeMecum, will: [1d20=17] 19
19:53 <diebot> Worth, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
20:32 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+5 base, +2 vs Illusion, +3 vs Enchantment.
20:33 <dicebot> Hithaer, base, +2 vs Illusion, +3 vs Enchantment.: [1d20=8] 18
20:36 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+2 will
20:37 <diebot> Lyta, will: [1d20=18] 20
21:40 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+5 base, +2 vs Illusion, +3 vs Enchantment.
21:40 <diebot> Hithaer, base, +2 vs Illusion, +3 vs Enchantment.: [1d20=13] 18
21:44 <Hithaer> lol
22:16 <Grull> do we have to climb up the canyon or anything?
22:20 <Hithaer> i keep forgetting the throw thing
22:26 <VadeMecum> can i cast detect magic
22:51 <Mekkis> Grull,  Hokama and  Atmar start walking slowly towards the monument.
23:10 * Hithaer attempts to stop them.
23:13 <Worth> "Guys didn't you hear us? We said we are going"
23:16 <Mekkis> the rest of you feel a compulsion to, but realise it's a compulsion
23:20 <Mekkis> Hithaer, how?
23:22 <Grull> "Its so beautiful"
23:32 <Worth> "Shit."
23:36 <Hithaer> I appeal to their logic.
23:36 * VadeMecum casts gravity bow
23:39 <Lyta> "Come on, Gruul. We're going this way."
23:49 <Grull> "But he's calling me"
23:54 * Worth draws my blade 
24:07 <Lyta> "We got work to do. And its not that way. Now come on."
24:14 <Grull> "Dont you hear it too?"
24:20 <Mekkis> a winged creature flies down and tries to grab Atmar
24:23 <Grull> "Theres something wonderful out there"
24:23 <Hithaer> "Please, if we are to investigate this place, let us do it in a planned fashion.
24:37 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+2
24:37 <Grull> so I get to knock myself out of the trance? and get to business?
24:37 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
24:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
24:53 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
24:55 <Hithaer> initiative is what that was
25:00 <Mekkis> and flies away with Atmar
25:09 <Grull> can draw bows and start shooting?
25:09 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2 init
25:10 <diebot> VadeMecum, init: [1d20=20] 22
25:13 <Mekkis> Sure
25:15 <Mekkis> roll initiatives
25:17 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3 init
25:18 <diebot> Grull, init: [1d20=14] 17
25:26 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
25:27 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=16] 18
25:27 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
25:27 <diebot> Lyta, initiative: [1d20=17] 20
25:32 <Hithaer> cause i assume we aren't going to be happy about people stealing our caravan friends
25:47 <VadeMecum> 'friend'
26:00 <Mekkis> Hithaer, init?
26:08 <Hithaer> it was a 9
26:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
26:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
26:44 <Mekkis> Vade's turn
26:47 <Hithaer> do you want my companion to make a roll too?
26:51 <VadeMecum> i shoot at the flying thing
26:58 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
26:59 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
27:15 <Grull> I think you can uh start rolling damage..
27:23 <VadeMecum> !throw 2d8
27:24 <diebot> VadeMecum, 2d8: [2d8=6,2] 8
27:26 <Lyta> Its just the one flying thing, right?
27:48 <Grull> and hitting a flying thing caues some weird stuff
28:08 <Grull> like possibly causing them to lose height etc..
28:10 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+1 Companion will save that i forgot
28:11 <diebot> Hithaer, Companion will save that i forgot: [1d20=8] 9
28:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+12 fly check
28:18 <diebot> Mekkis, fly check: [1d20=3] 15
28:59 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
29:23 <Lyta> i shall pull my longbow and shoot this thing too!
29:27 <Mekkis> roll it!
29:37 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 attack; 1d8 damag
29:38 <diebot> Lyta, attack: [1d20=12] 15; damag: [1d8=4] 4
29:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+12 fly check
29:50 <diebot> Mekkis, fly check: [1d20=2] 14
29:51 <Grull> another fly check? :D
29:59 <VadeMecum> 1!
30:08 <Hithaer> i think its 10+damage taken or 15+damage
30:27 <Grull> really?
30:36 <Grull> I thought there were some rules on flying
30:37 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
30:57 <VadeMecum> if i was flying and there were two arrows in me id be like shit i have two arrows in me oh fuck
31:00 <Mekkis>   Attacked While Flying: You are not considered f lat-footed
31:00 <Mekkis> while f lying. If you are f lying using wings and you take
31:00 <Mekkis> damage while f lying, you must make a DC 10 Fly check
31:00 <Mekkis> to avoid losing 10 feet of altitude. This descent does not
31:00 <Mekkis> provoke an attack of opportunity and does not count
31:00 <Mekkis> against a creature’s movement.
31:00 <VadeMecum> i need those muscles
31:15 <Worth> "Everyone group up, if you cna't hit it we wait."
31:37 <Grull> You are not considered flat-footed while flying. If you are flying using wings and you take damage while flying, you must make a DC 10 Fly check to avoid losing 10 feet of altitude
31:38 <Grull> ah found it
31:40 <Grull> excellent
31:59 <Grull> hes out of range?
32:04 <Grull> oh the caravan guy?
32:09 <Worth> !throw 1d20+3 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
32:09 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=18] 21; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=1,6] 14
32:23 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
32:25 <Grull> wonder why he did that
32:29 <Hithaer> why didnt you just punch him?
32:30 <Grull> draw bow and shoot at htat guy
32:32 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
32:38 <Grull> I cam shoot
32:40 <Grull> I can draw and move
32:41 <Grull> at say time
32:42 <Worth> Because I want to make sure he's out
32:43 <Grull> btw
32:44 <VadeMecum> i will help you by fracturing your skull
32:44 <Grull> 1 bab
32:51 <Grull> oh 
32:52 <Grull> still?
32:53 <Grull> grinz
32:54 <Grull> :D
32:57 <Worth> :D
33:00 <Grull> k
33:01 <Grull> do it
33:01 <Grull> then
33:07 <Grull> awww
33:09 <Grull> thats awesome
33:10 <Grull> nevermind
33:21 <Hithaer> pull out trident, five foot step, throw it i guess...
33:26 <Mekkis> roll ti
33:40 <VadeMecum> how has he got a trident
33:43 <Mekkis> !dist 30 5 20
33:43 <VadeMecum> what is he poseidon
33:44 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 36.400549
33:53 <Grull> he prolly carriedo ne around
33:54 <Worth> Grull YOu're getting lights out next ;3
34:03 <Grull> prolly
34:06 <Grull> its what I get paid for
34:10 <Mekkis> !setdistdecimal 2
34:11 <diebot> Mekkis, !dist command is now to 2 decimal places
34:12 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20-4; 1d8 damage
34:12 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20-4: [1d20=6] 2; damage: [1d8=4] 4
34:18 <Mekkis> missing
34:18 <Hithaer> and it flies wide!
34:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+12 flay
34:38 <diebot> Mekkis, flay: [1d20=2] 14
34:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+12 fly
34:45 <diebot> Mekkis, fly: [1d20=12] 24
34:53 <Hithaer> INC drop effect!
35:21 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum 's turn
35:52 <Grull> u kidding?
35:53 <Grull> hahaha
35:59 <Hithaer> OR a repeating heavy crossbow
36:10 <VadeMecum> i reload
36:18 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
36:24 <Hithaer> i know, but it has 5 shots in it, you carry 3 of them
36:28 paul_banks is now known as pugology
36:31 <VadeMecum> so
36:33 <Lyta> shoot him out of the sky!
36:37 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 attack; 1d8 damag
36:37 <diebot> Lyta, attack: [1d20=1] 4; damag: [1d8=5] 5
36:43 <Hithaer> and if you aint kill something in 15 shots.... chances are you should retreat lol
36:43 <Lyta> or miss horrendously.
36:50 <VadeMecum> is it worth getting any xbow feats as a sorc early on
36:53 <VadeMecum> or just deal with it
36:53 <Mekkis> you can rapid shot if you keep discarding  and quickdrawing crossbows
36:53 <Grull> no
36:54 <VadeMecum> until later
36:57 <Grull> u dont have enough ...
36:59 <Grull> feats as it is
37:04 <VadeMecum> ah ok
37:07 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
37:13 <VadeMecum> acid ray is 30' so
37:18 <Mekkis> correct
37:30 <Grull> keep trying
37:32 <Grull> its not that easy
37:33 <Grull> hahaha
37:39 <Grull> I have pretty sick ac
37:40 <Lyta> to be somewhat realistic, back in the days of single shot firearms with loooong reload times, they'd carry a few and not bother reloading.
37:46 <VadeMecum> could fire acid at the back of gruuls head
37:47 <Hithaer> yeah maybe you do it with your fist.... not your sword
37:59 <Grull> I have about 11 hp on me atm..
38:09 <Grull> go ahead
38:10 <VadeMecum> oh i could put him to sleep
38:12 * Grull shurgs
38:13 <VadeMecum> turn after next
38:17 <Worth> !throw 1d20+3 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
38:18 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=5] 8; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=1,2] 10
38:20 <Grull> msis
38:21 <Grull> :D
38:24 <Worth> :D
38:35 <Mekkis> it's now Grull 
38:42 * Grull moves towards the harpy happily
38:48 <Worth> !throw 1d20+3 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
38:48 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=16] 19; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=4,6] 17
38:51 <Mekkis> roll AoO
38:51 <Grull> okay that hits
38:53 <Grull> and knocks me out
38:55 <VadeMecum> gruul is like oh its a birdie
39:02 <Mekkis> Grull is knocked out
39:03 * Grull collapses on the ground
39:07 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
39:11 <Grull> oh
39:14 <Grull> I have a longbow on me..
39:15 <Grull> acutally
39:19 <Hithaer> pull dat long spear! move to K14
39:20 <Grull> so feel free to..urhh..do whatever
39:38 <Hithaer> nope... im a mordant spire elf
39:45 <VadeMecum> brb 2secs sorry
39:47 <Lyta> grull got knocked the hell out!
39:55 <Grull> (vacation mode :P)
39:59 <Worth> :P
40:01 <Grull> (drawbacks being a tank..haha)
40:07 <Hithaer> pull dat long spear! move to K14
40:18 <Worth> No hard feelingsGrull. I knock my men out before I have my way with them
40:20 <Hithaer> or k13
40:26 <Hithaer> since my animal went to k14
40:54 <Hithaer> J14 even
41:00 <Grull> Im down already anwyay
41:03 <Hithaer> i dont care where really, just in that general area
41:08 <Mekkis> done
41:18 <Hithaer> just get over close to them
41:22 <Mekkis> ok
41:26 <VadeMecum> b sry
41:27 <Hithaer> so after the harpy drops its current victim
41:27 <Mekkis> is that your turn
41:29 <Mekkis> ok
41:30 <Hithaer> yeah thats my turn
41:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+12 fly
41:39 <diebot> Mekkis, fly: [1d20=7] 19
41:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+12 fly
41:45 <diebot> Mekkis, fly: [1d20=7] 19
42:02 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
42:44 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
42:45 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
42:50 <Mekkis> hits!
42:50 <VadeMecum> !throw 2d8
42:51 <diebot> VadeMecum, 2d8: [2d8=4,4] 8
43:03 <VadeMecum> o/
43:14 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6 falling damage for Atmal
43:15 <diebot> Mekkis, falling damage for Atmal: [2d6=6,5] 11
43:23 <Grull> is he still alive after that?
43:25 <Mekkis> Atmal lies in a broken heap on the ground
43:29 <VadeMecum> ouch
43:32 <Mekkis> Grull, you don't know
43:36 <Grull> true
43:38 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
43:41 <Grull> Im not even here technically
43:43 <Lyta> Can we do anything for him?
43:47 <Grull> use my wand on him
43:50 <Grull> if hes still alive that is
43:57 <Lyta> get over there, heal check, see if theres anything I can do.
44:04 <Grull> he might still be bleeding out further..
44:06 <Grull> auctlaly
44:24 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+4 heal
44:24 <diebot> Lyta, heal: [1d20=13] 17
44:27 <Mekkis> roll heal
44:37 <Hithaer> combat over?
44:49 <Grull> guess you get to wake me up.. :P
44:50 <Hithaer> search the area.
44:52 * VadeMecum checks the bird
44:59 <Mekkis> are you entering the statue?
45:09 <Hithaer> i like stuff.
45:18 <Grull> feathers. there are always feathers.
45:19 <Worth> I like stuff too...
45:23 * VadeMecum kicks the dead harpy.
45:37 <Worth> I just wish that rp wise I didn't have a reason to force myself forward.
45:40 <Lyta> "Lets go inside and take a look."
45:51 <Grull> (guys youre leaving me on the ground..?)
45:53 <Grull> lol
46:06 * Worth walks over and attempts to wake Grull
46:17 * Grull doesnt rouse
46:23 <Worth> "Rise and shine sleepy head. I didn't beat you that hard."
46:24 <Hithaer> OH!
46:38 <Hithaer> darn.... i dont have knowledge religion
46:42 <Worth> lol
46:58 <Mekkis> there is a shrine at the bottom of the statue
47:13 <Mekkis> what are you doing?
47:25 <Hithaer> I am examining the shrine and statue
47:27 <Lyta> Can we get into the statue?
47:54 <Lyta> "Lets go look around. Think theres any more of them harpies?"
48:01 <Mekkis> it looks like there are two caves
48:05 * VadeMecum looks for a nest
48:09 <VadeMecum> can i roll perception?
48:09 <Mekkis> one at the bottom
48:16 <Mekkis> and one at the top, in the mouth
48:28 <Mekkis> it will take some difficult climbs to get to the mouth though
48:31 <Mekkis> VadeMecum, roll it
48:32 <Worth> I guess I'm babysitting the unconsious people
48:32 <Grull> (uhhhh...youre going inside without me?)
48:40 <Grull> there IS a wand you know
48:55 <Worth> I know not how to use it :<
49:02 <Grull> yeah but LYTA DoES
49:03 * Lyta sighs, wands grull awake.
49:07 <VadeMecum> can i cast light inside the cave at the top
49:07 <Worth> lol
49:08 <Lyta> !throw 1d8+1
49:09 <diebot> Lyta, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
49:09 <Grull> and if you REALLY need. you make caster levle checks
49:10 <Grull> keep rolling
49:11 <Grull> k
49:14 * Grull groans
49:17 <Grull> "What was that?"
49:19 <Hithaer> I will climb
49:32 <Grull> "Again lyta?"
49:37 <Lyta> "You decided to take a nap. Hows your head feel?"
49:38 <Grull> "You hit really hard Worth"
49:43 <Grull> "Ive got a huge bump"
49:49 * Grull is still groggy
49:58 <Worth> "Sorry. I didn't want to see you droped form 50ft up."
49:59 <Hithaer> oh... ill retrieve my trident before moving on...
50:07 <Hithaer> and then ill starts climbing i guess lol
50:14 <Lyta> "Rather not waste it. You should be fine, I think."
50:21 <Worth> "I find the simplist solutions are often the best. Or at least the fastest."
50:24 <Grull> "Not really"
50:49 * Worth heads off to the statue with everyone else
51:04 * Grull staggers into the statue
51:04 <Hithaer> k.... so i have climb ranks
51:27 <Mekkis> does anyone have knowledge religion?
51:30 <Hithaer> first party ive ever been in with no knowledge religion....
51:33 <Grull> not me..
51:37 <VadeMecum> 0-2
51:40 <Worth> only local
51:42 <Mekkis>  The lower cave is 20 feet deep and holds a few
51:56 <Mekkis> flaking paintings that depict the path to physical purity, as
51:56 <Mekkis> well as a small stone block altar that now holds an old bird’s
51:56 <Mekkis> nest. Discarded in the corner are the granite bowls and cups
51:56 <Mekkis> that served as the shrine’s sacred vessels. 
52:13 * VadeMecum uses detect magic
52:25 <VadeMecum> shrines are full of cool things right
52:37 <Hithaer> sometimes.
52:42 <Hithaer> depends on how rich the shrine is
52:43 <Worth> "This place bores me. Can we go we havea  body to retrieve?"
52:55 <Grull> "Could you use the stick on me again lyta?"
53:03 * Lyta wands Grull.
53:05 <Mekkis> nothing magical
53:06 <VadeMecum> "This is... interesting"
53:07 <Grull> roll
53:08 <Lyta> !throw 1d8+1 clw
53:09 <diebot> Lyta, clw: [1d8=7] 8
53:13 <Grull> k good ot go
53:21 * Grull stands up straighter
53:46 <Hithaer> since we have no religion is there any substitution we can make?
53:54 <Grull> prolly not
53:57 <Hithaer> any say, religious texts?
54:05 <Grull> k then let them try I guess
54:09 <Grull> I wont bother
54:11 <VadeMecum> !throw d20-2
54:11 <diebot> VadeMecum, d20-2: [] 18
54:15 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+4 int for knowledge religion
54:16 <diebot> Lyta, int for knowledge religion: [1d20=9] 13
54:20 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20-2
54:20 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20-2: [1d20=8] 6
54:21 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+2 Intelligence
54:21 <dicebot> Hithaer, Intelligence: [1d20=17] 19
54:51 <Hithaer> The only thing I am interested in is if it is a shrine to irori
55:01 <VadeMecum> it is isnt it
55:14 <Mekkis> Lyta, Hithaer: the statue dedicated to physical perfection seems to remind you of a temple to Irori.
55:21 <Hithaer> As im looking for one in this desert my faction leader told me was here
55:25 <VadeMecum> oh no
55:27 <Hithaer> yay!
55:27 <VadeMecum> you said it might be
55:32 <VadeMecum> winning
55:37 <Grull> lol
55:40 <Hithaer> i clean it out
55:50 <Hithaer> thoroughly
55:51 * Grull starts praying at the shrine
55:53 <Mekkis> after about an hour, the temple is cleaned up
55:57 <Lyta> "I think it is, yes. Think theres any more harpies up top?"
56:02 <Mekkis> anything else?
56:10 <VadeMecum> yeah we should go up to the top
56:12 <Grull> me? no, just wanted to pray, can move on..
56:16 <Grull> but if you want ot go up to the top..
56:16 <Grull> hrmm
56:17 <Grull> k
56:27 <Hithaer> anybody got bless?
56:33 <Grull> guidance only
56:35 <Lyta> "We've got to come back, don't we? Might as well make sure we take care of it this time."
56:41 <Hithaer> cause ide love to bless this thing
56:44 <Worth> I follow them until I can't
56:49 <Grull> Ill join in climbing
56:52 <VadeMecum> i'll try to climb
56:53 <Hithaer> since its a shrine and what not
57:01 <Hithaer> if nobody has bless we can go i guess
57:07 <Grull> "Perhaps we should tie ourselves to each other while climbing so we can catch each other as we fall"
57:11 <Mekkis> roll initiative first
57:14 * Grull shows off rope
57:18 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3 init
57:19 <diebot> Grull, init: [1d20=5] 8
57:22 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
57:22 <diebot> Lyta, initiative: [1d20=10] 13
57:26 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
57:27 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
57:39 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
57:40 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=12] 14
57:47 <Grull> can we take 10?
57:53 * Grull takes off armor
57:59 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
58:00 <diebot> Hithaer, initiative: [1d20=11] 13
58:12 <Grull> can you catch?
58:28 <Mekkis> Vade, try climb
58:32 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20-2 climb
58:33 <diebot> VadeMecum, climb: [1d20=5] 3
58:54 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
59:14 <Worth> "Anyone that bad at climbing wait here. I don't want to see you die."
59:23 <Grull> "Or maybe one of us can go up first then throw a rope down"
59:33 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
59:35 <Worth> "THat's the plan
59:49 <Grull> I only have 50 ft
00:24 <Grull> have grappling hook too
00:40 <Mekkis> Lyta, your turn
00:42 <Lyta> "This might be higher than we can manage.."
00:46 <Lyta> !throw 1d20 climb
00:47 <diebot> Lyta, climb: [1d20=5] 5
00:54 <Mekkis> no progress
00:59 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer 
01:02 <Mekkis> 's turn
01:02 <Hithaer> Ill take 20, for a total of 24.
01:44 <Hithaer> if we arent in a stressful situation you can always take 20, but okay ill take 10 for a 14
02:07 <Worth> Taking 20 means you get every result on the dice 1-20 
02:07 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
02:12 <Grull> take 10 as well for 14
02:16 <Worth> If you can fail you can't take 20
02:27 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
02:33 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20-2 climb
02:34 <diebot> VadeMecum, climb: [1d20=3] 1
02:37 <VadeMecum> oh boy
02:40 <Mekkis> no progress
02:44 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
02:44 <VadeMecum> what is that
02:48 <VadeMecum> im on the ground and i fall over
02:57 <Worth> take 10 for  17
03:08 <Mekkis> Lyta?
03:17 <Lyta> !throw 1d20 climb
03:17 <diebot> Lyta, climb: [1d20=5] 5
03:21 <Grull> I dont think its wise to try to climb up
03:23 <Mekkis> no progress
03:24 <Grull> for you two
03:26 <Mekkis> Hithaer?
03:27 <Grull> actually
03:28 <Lyta> "Don't think I can manage this."
03:29 <Worth> Let me know when I can get to a plateu and drop rope
03:30 <Hithaer> take 10 for a 14, all the way till something happens or i reach the top?
03:46 <Grull> on my turn I will go down and stay with lyta and vade
03:54 <Grull> I can easily make the climb but I want to see them safely up
04:04 <Worth> I tihnk you need a 15. Unless we drop knotted rope at which time you need a 13
04:06 <VadeMecum> ill stay down maybe
04:16 <Mekkis> Hithaer?
04:19 <Mekkis> it's your turn
04:23 <Hithaer> take 10 for a 14, all the way till something happens or i reach the top?
05:04 <Mekkis> Grull, Lyta and VadeMecum are at the bottom, Hithaer and Worth are climbing
05:05 <Mekkis> correct?
05:08 <Grull> yeah
05:10 <VadeMecum> "Grull you should probably go with them"
05:12 <Worth> yesh~
05:12 <Hithaer> guess so
05:16 <VadeMecum> "In case there are more harpies"
05:18 <Grull> "What if something happens to all of you"
05:22 <Grull> "I stand by my lady"
05:24 <Mekkis> you make it to the first ledge
05:48 <Mekkis> Hithaer, Worth: are either of you trained in acrobatics?
05:52 <Hithaer> i tell my companion to guard V ade
06:04 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+2 HA
06:05 <diebot> Hithaer, HA: [1d20=12] 14
06:08 <Worth> No
06:18 <Hithaer> negative
06:28 <Hithaer> i have 2 dex though!
06:28 <Mekkis> could I get perception checks from all of you?
06:36 <Grull> @see
06:36 <diebot> Grull, perception: [1d20=2] 7
06:41 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+5 perception
06:41 <dicebot> Hithaer, perception: [1d20=4] 9
06:42 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Perception
06:43 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=19] 23
06:46 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
06:46 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
07:05 <Mekkis> Worth, you see a harpy coming at either you or Hithaer 
07:07 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+9 perception
07:08 <diebot> Lyta, perception: [1d20=15] 24
07:14 <Mekkis> Lyta sees it too
07:22 <Lyta> "Another harpy!"
07:23 <Worth> "Hithaer! incoming!"
07:33 <Mekkis> it's Worth's turm
07:34 <Mekkis> turn
07:40 <VadeMecum> is the harpy within 120ft?
07:43 * Worth draws blade holds action to attack it as it nears
07:49 <Mekkis> you're on a narrow ledge, about 100' above the canyon.
07:59 <Mekkis> you're flat-footed.
08:06 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
08:09 <Hithaer> "Ah... I feel a tingling I don't like.  Something bad is about to happen I think."
08:11 <Mekkis> VadeMecum, it is, just.
08:18 <VadeMecum> sweet
08:26 <Lyta> Close enough to shoot at?
08:27 <VadeMecum> initiative or?
08:34 <Mekkis> we're on initiative!
08:40 <Grull> @init
08:46 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
08:46 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
08:50 <Grull> ah k
08:53 <Grull> so use that initaitive then
09:13 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 practice my archery at harpies; 1d8 damage
09:13 <diebot> Lyta, practice my archery at harpies: [1d20=8] 11; damage: [1d8=8] 8
09:25 <Grull> how much range increment penalties for shooting at them
10:16 <Grull> harpies?
10:18 <Grull> or harpy?
10:20 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
10:25 pugology is now known as paul_banks
10:29 <VadeMecum> i shoot it
10:33 <Mekkis> roll it
10:33 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2
10:34 <diebot> VadeMecum, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
10:43 <Grull> each range increment is -1 or -2?
10:49 <Hithaer> -2
10:52 <Grull> k
10:57 <Grull> thx, I havent done shooting for a very long time
11:00 <Mekkis> miss
11:02 <VadeMecum> kk
11:05 <Mekkis> it;s now Worth's turn
11:54 <Worth> HOld action till in range
11:55 <Mekkis> ready to attack it if it gets within range?
11:56 <Worth> then attack
11:56 <Mekkis> ok
12:00 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
12:08 <Grull> didnt she already take her turn?
12:09 <Grull> as in shooot?
12:12 <Grull> unless youre taking about my turn
12:15 <Hithaer> do i not get to go?
12:24 <Grull> oh and htat too
12:26 <Mekkis> not last round, no
12:32 <Mekkis> you failed the perception
12:35 <Lyta> Ah.
12:45 <Lyta> I thought it sounded funny too. hm.
12:49 <Grull> k
12:51 <Grull> np on that
13:13 <Grull> prolly shooting at it again knowing her
13:14 <Mekkis> lyta?
13:15 <Lyta> I don't have any other way of reaching it besides my bow, so..
13:24 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+1 archery; 1d8 damage
13:24 <diebot> Lyta, archery: [1d20=5] 6; damage: [1d8=1] 1
13:46 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
13:54 <Hithaer> pull out long spear, ready an action to attack defensively
13:58 <Mekkis> ok
14:03 <Mekkis> Grull's turn
14:08 <Grull> shoot at it
14:17 <Grull> !throw 1d20+1 bow; 1d8 damage
14:17 <diebot> Grull, bow: [1d20=11] 12; damage: [1d8=6] 6
14:21 <Hithaer> skype went completely silent...
14:26 <Grull> end turn
14:39 <Grull> yeah
14:46 <Grull> I alreayd added it in
14:53 <Mekkis> the harpy charges Worth 
15:01 <Mekkis> take your readied actions
15:10 <Worth> rage mode activate!
15:13 <Mekkis> ok
15:42 <Hithaer> attacking defensively is -2 or -1
15:46 <Mekkis> -2
15:47 <Lyta> -2
15:48 <Worth>  !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 2d6+10 Powerattack Greatsword
15:56 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 2d6+10 Powerattack Greatsword
15:57 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=10] 15; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=6,5] 21
15:59 <Grull> wihtout hte space
16:01 <VadeMecum> afk 2 secs
16:11 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20-2; 1d8
16:12 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20-2: [1d20=15] 13; 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
16:17 <Mekkis> the harpy looks horribly damaged
16:22 <Mekkis> Hithaer, roll double damage
16:28 <Mekkis> longspear is a brace weapon
16:34 <Worth> :D
16:41 <Hithaer> !throw 1d8
16:41 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
16:53 <Mekkis> the harpy starts falling
17:04 <Mekkis> ok
17:07 <Grull> k
17:13 <Grull> so can they throw us ropes now?
17:29 <Grull> I have 50ft on me
17:46 <Hithaer> just checking it out
17:47 <Grull> search the nest
17:54 <Hithaer> ooooo
17:55 <Grull> take that map
17:55 <Hithaer> a map
18:12 <Grull> whos gespar's..?
18:19 <Grull> oh man it prolly means they are dead..
18:20 <VadeMecum> b sry
18:21 <Mekkis>  Hidden among the detritus of the harpies’ cave
18:21 <Mekkis> are a scattering of 245 sp and a small teakwood chest worth
18:21 <Mekkis> 20 gp. Within are 40 gp, a map of the nearby Silken Way
18:21 <Mekkis> where it passes through the Zho Mountains (with Gaspar’s
18:21 <Mekkis> personal seal on it), and a bejeweled masterwork kukri worth
18:21 <Mekkis> 400 gp recognizable as part of Gaspar and Mahmoud’s
18:25 <Hithaer> a guy who was selling things on the caravan
18:28 <Mekkis> weapons shipment. 
18:47 <Hithaer> indeed, taking a lot of time and being super safe
18:54 <Worth> ^
18:57 <VadeMecum> yay a map
19:01 <Hithaer> yay, no fall death for us!
19:20 * Worth high fives Hithaer
19:21 <Hithaer> distance?
19:26 * Grull dons on his armor again
19:34 * Worth dons his armor again
19:45 * Hithaer is baffled when Worth tries to smack his hand.
20:03 <Worth> "It's a gesture of success."
20:13 <Grull> "Uh oh"
20:30 <Hithaer> "The dead harpy was not enough?"
20:46 <Mekkis> The smell of water in the air as you leave the mountain pass
20:46 <Mekkis> indicates that the Shat-al-Qadr River runs somewhere nearby.
20:46 <Mekkis> You have found your heading again. As you round a final talus
20:46 <Mekkis> slope, you discover something altogether unexpected. The
20:46 <Mekkis> very caravan you have sought waits before you, the merchants
20:46 <Mekkis> and drovers kneeling with their arms bound behind their
20:46 <Mekkis> backs and the camels clustered nearby. Among these captives
20:46 <Mekkis> walk a dozen or so armed warriors wrapped in the dark robes
20:46 <Mekkis> and helms of the desert bandits you fought before. Standing
20:46 <Mekkis> with his back to you, not ten feet away, is the armored form of
20:46 <Mekkis> the Taldan knight, Gaspar du Mer. He holds his wide-bladed
20:46 <Mekkis> sword in one hand and clutches the tied arms of the caravan
20:46 <Mekkis> mistress Jamila al-Shafah with the other as he shouts orders
20:46 <Mekkis> to the brigands.
21:03 <VadeMecum> in the immortal words of arnie
21:09 <VadeMecum> 'you son of a bitch'
21:13 <Grull> itso ne day so al our spells..
21:13 <Grull> refreshed?
21:28 <Mekkis> yep
21:33 <Worth> Oh thank god
21:36 <Grull> and + 1 hp natural healing?
22:01 <VadeMecum> wellp shit
22:03 <Grull> oh god so many...Im screwed..
22:05 <Hithaer> oh cool, i will unprepare fearie fire as its been no use so far this game
22:05 * Worth whispers quietly, "I'm going to chrage. We should do it togther."
22:11 <Hithaer> and prepare something else
22:28 * VadeMecum whispers back "i can lead with sleep?"
22:54 * Grull whispers "we arent all elves"
23:09 * VadeMecum "do i look like an elf?"
23:15 * Hithaer whispers much to your misfortune Grull.
23:16 <VadeMecum> (halfling)
23:20 <Worth> Still whispering "Make sure the little guys don't come at us.
23:27 * Grull whispers " Watch how you aim it"
23:42 <VadeMecum> "Why not sleep gaspar and take him out first?"
23:52 <Grull> (bosses usually have high will save)
23:56 <VadeMecum> "Then sleep the rest?"
24:00 <Grull> but iwth a little coordination with lyta it might be possible...
24:03 <Grull> but the rest will wake him up also
24:05 <VadeMecum> how high is high?
24:07 <Grull> this is urm tactiaclly speaking
24:09 <Grull> go dknows
24:13 <VadeMecum> well can you cdg him 
24:23 <VadeMecum> while hes sleeping
24:28 <Lyta> how far away from them are we?
24:29 <Grull> ideally you want ot wait for lyta to mifortune, then leep
24:29 <Worth> Charging the boss on the same surprise round 
24:30 <Grull> sleep
24:32 <Mekkis> very close.
24:38 <Mekkis> roll initiative
24:42 <Grull> @init
24:45 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
24:46 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
24:49 <VadeMecum> can i precast gravity bow?
24:50 <Worth> @init
24:50 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=12] 14
24:51 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
24:52 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
24:52 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
24:52 <diebot> Grull, initiative: [1d20=19] 22
24:53 <Mekkis> VadeMecum, surwe
24:56 <VadeMecum> !throw 1d20+2 init
24:57 <diebot> VadeMecum, init: [1d20=13] 15
24:58 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
24:59 <diebot> Hithaer, Initiative: [1d20=13] 15
25:03 <Lyta> "Sounds like a good plan, sleep right after I get him."
25:09 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
25:09 <diebot> Lyta, initiative: [1d20=4] 7
25:14 <Worth> Who is charging with me?
25:19 <Grull> Im not charging
25:22 <Grull> I cna walk up to him and hit I think
25:31 <Grull> which Ill do
25:33 <Worth> You can but the +2 is nice
25:38 <Grull> I dont want hte -2 ot ac
25:42 <Hithaer> vade can go first. in initiative
25:42 <Grull> and I can hit pretty fine acutally
25:47 <Grull> no
25:48 <Grull> Im first
25:49 <Grull> acutally
26:03 <Worth> And if we do it same time he's flat footed
26:11 <Grull> why do we need to do it at same time
26:14 <Mekkis> Grull's turn
26:24 <Hithaer> same time=better chance of hitting
26:27 <Grull> move to G14 and 2 hand him
26:28 <Grull> not really
26:40 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5
26:41 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
26:41 <Hithaer> because you can flank em
26:49 <Grull> !throw 1d8+6
26:49 <diebot> Grull, 1d8+6: [1d8=3] 9
27:00 <Mekkis> ok
27:13 <Mekkis> !rng VadeMecum Hithaer 
27:14 <diebot> Mekkis, Hithaer
27:17 <Mekkis> it's now Hithaer's turn
27:28 <Hithaer> cast magic fang on my pet
27:37 <Mekkis> ok
27:42 <Hithaer> is this surprise?
27:45 <Mekkis> yes
27:50 <Hithaer> pet will charge
27:54 <Mekkis> ok
28:06 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+5; 1d8+1
28:07 <dicebot> Hithaer, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11; 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
28:15 <Hithaer> and five foot step north
28:17 <Mekkis> miss
28:17 <Hithaer> end turn
28:23 <Mekkis> it's now VadeMecum's turn
28:33 <Mekkis> I'll let you get of sleep now if you want
28:34 <VadeMecum> im shooting right? or sleeping?
28:51 <VadeMecum> the minions arent in range are they
28:51 <Hithaer> whatever you want.
28:56 <VadeMecum> of sleep*
29:06 <Grull> yo ucna start casting first hten next turn decide where u want to blast it
29:07 <Grull> I suppose
29:14 <Lyta> I don't think they are. you could only get four of them anyway, right?
29:27 <Mekkis> sleep is medium range
29:39 <VadeMecum> ill shoot gaspar
29:44 <Grull> a lot of penalties
29:51 <Grull> oh I see
29:55 <Lyta> oh, you can reach it.
29:57 <VadeMecum> dc16 sleep
29:59 <Hithaer> UGH! sam wont even say hi
30:04 <VadeMecum> on gaspar
30:09 <Grull> not on me plz
30:09 <Grull> thx
30:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
30:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
30:21 <Mekkis> Gaspar falls asleep
30:30 <Mekkis> it's now Worth's turn
31:01 <Worth> What are the black dots?
31:05 <Grull> bandits
31:06 <Mekkis> hobgoblins
31:07 <Grull> his fellow bandits
31:10 <Grull> oh k
31:15 <Worth> Charge one from behind
31:22 <Worth> j12
31:33 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 2d6+10 Powerattack Greatsword
31:33 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=19] 24; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=6,6] 22
31:34 <Hithaer> full round action to coup
31:53 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Critical Confirmation
31:54 <diebot> Worth, Critical Confirmation: [1d20=14] 19
31:55 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
32:08 <Worth> I made a fine red mist of him
32:12 <Mekkis> yes
32:17 <Grull> or are you using blade of mercy :P
32:18 <Grull> hehehe
32:21 <Lyta> lol
32:23 <Worth> Blade of mercy
32:24 <Grull> thoug hI think the damage is still enough..
32:26 <Worth> But he still dies
32:27 <Grull> so you might not..
32:28 <Grull> lol
32:31 <Mekkis> it's now Lyta's turn
32:32 <Lyta> start casting an enlarge.
32:33 <Grull> you evil baddy.
32:34 <Mekkis> ok
32:58 <Grull> I can take enlarge now Im in armor though
33:00 <Grull> if you want to
33:19 <Mekkis>  Jamila summons a Djinn amongst the caravan looters, and flees
33:36 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
33:40 <Worth> Oh lord... Those poor looters
33:41 <VadeMecum> are you a wizard
33:53 <VadeMecum> .jog
33:56 <VadeMecum> jpg*
34:07 <Mekkis> it's now Grull's turn
34:16 <Grull> coup de grace that bugger using my wewapon 2 handed
34:17 <Grull> I thin kits a x 2
34:19 <Mekkis> roll it
34:23 <VadeMecum> lol
34:56 <Grull> !throw 2#1d8+6
34:57 <diebot> Grull, 2#1d8+6: [1d8=3] 9, [1d8=6] 12
35:03 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+10 fort save
35:04 <diebot> Mekkis, fort save: [1d20=17] 27
35:06 <Grull> yeah
35:08 <Mekkis> he dies
35:45 <Hithaer> Pull my long spear,move and Attack G10, Pet Attack G10
35:48 <Grull> lolo
35:57 <Mekkis> the hobgoblins are fleeing, as are the goblins.
36:00 <Grull> was it a good thing I did the coup de grace..I wonder
36:05 <Hithaer> !throw 1d20; 1d8; 1d20+5; 1d8+1
36:05 <diebot> Hithaer, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6; 1d8: [1d8=1] 1; 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11; 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
36:14 <Hithaer> damn i miss again lol
36:15 <Mekkis> Following the battle with Gaspar and his brigands,
36:15 <Mekkis> Jamila approaches the PCs and thanks them, letting
36:15 <Mekkis> them in on the greater plot that had occurred. She admits
36:15 <Mekkis> to being a janni and explains that she has known Targos
36:15 <Mekkis> Min-Katheer for over 40 years, serving as both ally and
36:15 <Mekkis> sometimes lover to the heroic Pathfinder. She states that
36:15 <Mekkis> the two of them had stumbled upon a plot by parties
36:15 <Mekkis> unknown to cripple Qadira’s economy by disrupting
36:15 <Mekkis> trade along the Silken Way. They had narrowed it down
36:15 <Mekkis> to just a few local merchants, but Targos began feeling
36:15 <Mekkis> the effects of his advanced age after suffering from heart
36:15 <Mekkis> pains and decided he would be ineffective in completing
36:15 <Mekkis> the mission. By agreement, rather than allowing Targos
36:15 <Mekkis> to slowly dwindle away from his ailments, Jamila gave him
36:15 <Mekkis> a dose of venom from a desert scorpion, and the famed
36:15 <Mekkis> venture-captain peacefully passed on to the afterlife. She
36:15 <Mekkis> and Targos felt the chances were great that the plotter
36:15 <Mekkis> would use the event of the trade route protector’s death
36:15 <Mekkis> to launch his plot. As such, she carefully ensured that
36:15 <Mekkis> all of the suspected merchants would be on the same
36:18 <Mekkis> caravan on which Targos’s body would travel with his
36:18 <Mekkis> Pathfinder escort.
36:23 <Grull> ahhh...
36:39 <Mekkis>    Though she thought Hokama might be the plotter, it
36:39 <Mekkis> turns out it was Gaspar who murdered his partner so he
36:39 <Mekkis> could secretly pay off a pair of harpies to waylay travelers
36:39 <Mekkis> along the Silken Way in conjunction with strikes by his
36:39 <Mekkis> hired band of desert brigands. Gaspar had hoped to attract
36:39 <Mekkis> the greater harpy colonies of southern Qadira to the easy
36:39 <Mekkis> pickings of the trade route and thus seal off the route for
36:39 <Mekkis> years to come. Once Jamila realized that the PCs were still
36:39 <Mekkis> alive and could help her, she broke her cover and moved
36:39 <Mekkis> to end the threat to the all-important Silken Way. The
36:39 <Mekkis> rest of the trip to Katheer is uneventful. Upon arriving
36:39 <Mekkis> in Katheer, Targos Min-Katheer is given a hero’s funeral
36:39 <Mekkis> attended by many Pathfinders (including some of the Ten),
36:39 <Mekkis> as well as notables from the satrap’s court and a few genie-
36:39 <Mekkis> kin from the deep desert. Jamila claims Gaspar’s wares as
36:39 <Mekkis> compensation for the danger he placed her caravan under.
36:56 <Mekkis> if there's anything further you want to do, it'll need to wait an hour or so....
37:13 <Grull> so yeah bring the evidence of gaspar being a..taldan and all..
37:14 <Grull> :D
37:34 <Grull> np
37:36 <Grull> that was fast lol
37:42 <Grull> sleep ftw :D
37:44 <VadeMecum> ;D
37:57 <Hithaer> Mekkis... always a pleasure...
38:03 * Grull hugs mekkis TY
38:04 * VadeMecum takes all of gaspar's shit
38:05 Hithaer is now known as Steven
38:08 <Grull> Oh shit Im still a fking... orc
38:10 <Lyta> Thank you kindly Mekkis. Indeed, thanks for running games.
38:10 Grull is now known as Mort-
38:13 <Mort-> I eeel really weird
38:15 <Mort-> being an orc
38:16 <VadeMecum> yeah, thanks dude :D
38:22 <Steven> we done, scenario over
38:53 <VadeMecum> much appreciated 
39:25 Worth is now known as MincedSushi
39:29 <MincedSushi> :3
39:42 <Steven> mek if you lived near me i would give you a new computer can
39:47 <Steven> fan even
39:50 <Mort-> I really feel weird being an orc
39:58 * Mort- pets herself over to hope she doesnt have missing parts and stuff
40:05 <MincedSushi> lol
40:11 Lyta is now known as Hydrazine
40:48 <Steven> have fun ma
41:17 <Steven> was that mort?
41:25 <Steven> so quiet...
41:25 <Mort-> no
41:27 <Mort-> my mic is muted
41:34 <Mort-> damnit I really feel weeiiirrrddd
41:38 <MincedSushi> WHy :<
41:41 <VadeMecum> drink spiced tea
41:43 <MincedSushi> Is good orc!
41:44 <VadeMecum> problem solved
41:52 <Mort-> so odd being an orc :(
41:53 <Steven> mine too, sam says shes gonna punch me if she ends up on skype w/ people overhearing her bitch about work
41:54 <Mort-> but nice sleeps
42:03 <Mort-> dont personally use that spell m;yself but damn nice work
42:10 <VadeMecum> ty ;D
42:12 <Steven> i keep telling her the solution is to stop bitching about it
42:31 <VadeMecum> do you get bitched at for telling her to stop bitching
42:45 <Steven> He will send you a chronical sheet
42:45 <VadeMecum> because thats generally how it works
42:54 <MincedSushi> Ah~
43:03 <Steven> just be patient, you'll get it eventually
43:20 <Mort-> my cell inst charging
43:22 <Mort-> damn
43:28 <Steven> okay, i gotta pay attention to Princess Sam.
43:41 <VadeMecum> if it was a laptop battery you could short it semisafely
44:06 <Steven> dude... im in for a night of it, shes angry about her coworkers leaving all their work for her to do
44:07 <Mort-> might need to buy a new one
44:10 <Mort-> but really...
44:14 * Mort- feels weird as an orc
44:15 <Steven> and she keeps cleaning it up and not reporting it
44:25 <VadeMecum> tell her to report the shit out of it
44:31 <VadeMecum> theyre not coworkers if youre doing more
44:31 <Steven> thats what i tell her
44:34 <VadeMecum> theyre dead weights
44:50 <Steven> okay... afk!
44:56 <Steven> be back in like 20-30
45:03 <VadeMecum> yeah i need tea if im going to be awake today
45:04 <Mort-> wonder what woudl happen without the CLW wand though
45:06 <Mort-> anwyay
45:07 <Mort-> curious
45:10 <VadeMecum> ive got withdrawal symptoms as it is
45:12 <Mort-> that was why I was palying grull anyway
45:18 <Steven> or longer if i get lucky
45:23 <Mort-> just for the wand :P
45:23 <VadeMecum> thanks for the game though, was fun :D
45:28 <MincedSushi> Mort are you really over in Singapore?
45:34 <Mort-> of course
45:34 VadeMecum is now known as rzv|afk
45:37 <Mort-> why would I lie
45:38 <MincedSushi> ^_^
45:56 <Mort-> Im sad I didnt abuse sleep more at lower levels
45:57 <MincedSushi> I don't believe everything that is written on the internet off hand
45:58 <Steven> you're a woman...
45:59 <Mort-> thanks for showing me how useful it is
46:00 <MincedSushi> Habit of mine
46:02 <Steven> why wouldnt you lie?
46:10 <Mort-> nah
46:13 <Mort-> I dont like telling lies
46:18 <MincedSushi> :3
46:21 <Steven> sexism ftw.... okay now im gone for real
46:29 <MincedSushi> cya
46:38 <Mort-> +10 for fort save
46:40 <Mort-> wtff....
46:43 <MincedSushi> 0_o
46:44 <Mort-> I dont even think jerus has taht
46:47 <Mort-> cheater bugger npc :D
46:49 <MincedSushi> who?
46:54 <MincedSushi> oh yea
46:58 <MincedSushi> That was rediculous
47:01 <Mort-> yeah
47:04 <Mort-> REDICULOUS
47:19 <MincedSushi> I figure he had a 7 wis
47:28 <MincedSushi> which would mean a +3 will save
47:32 <Mort-> no npcs dont anyway
47:42 <Mort-> but usually at lower levels its good to hit hte will saves
47:44 <MincedSushi> He was final boss bady
47:54 <Mort-> npcs dont have 7 wis
47:55 <Mort-> I think
48:00 <MincedSushi> True
48:02 <Mort-> but save or die/save or suck spells..
48:06 <Mort-> tend to do some crazy things :P
48:13 <Mort-> theres something to be said about held tengus..
48:20 <MincedSushi> He had at msot 4 hd though
48:29 <Mort-> I know a nasty polearm fighter
48:34 <Mort-> who does NOT have 10 fort save
48:35 <Mort-> at lv 4
48:43 <MincedSushi> lol
49:08 <MincedSushi> 20 con? great fortitude feat?
49:14 <Mort-> maybe
49:15 <Mort-> or something
49:24 <MincedSushi> or something is right
49:25 <Mort-> so weird. Stabbing someone in hte face isnt what i usually do
49:28 <Mort-> sort of miles from that :(
49:33 * Mort- shakes her fur all over
49:38 * Mort- looks at her bloody paws and sighs
49:39 <MincedSushi> What do you normally do?
49:48 <Mort-> stay out of trouble
49:54 <Mort-> RUn like hell if trouble finds me
50:01 <MincedSushi> xD
50:31 <Mort-> shield, colour spray, do magus style twf
50:34 <Mort-> :P
50:41 <Mort-> and not wade into the whole mess going, come n get me..
50:58 <MincedSushi> YOu have to overcome a fear of injury and eath, you have to cause reactions rather than react, and lastly you have to command attnetion with your strength if you want to be a badass
51:05 <Mort-> I had NO magic. this entire scenario!
51:08 <Mort-> NONE at ALL
51:11 <Mort-> I am a badass..
51:15 <MincedSushi> YOu hadt he feel good stick ^_~
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51:25 <Mort-> thats not my own magic its bought
51:33 <Mort-> and yes I brought grull along for this yep
51:33 <MincedSushi> True~
51:39 <Mort-> feel good stick and decent melee
51:50 <MincedSushi> Good idea
51:51 <Mort-> Ill prolly tag someone else next time
51:54 <Mort-> someone squishier
51:59 <MincedSushi> We would have eben melee short
52:05 <Mort-> this time you can rent me your feel good sticks
52:09 <Mort-> not really, but no feel good stick
52:11 <Mort-> she is melee too
52:15 <Mort-> just more..fragile..
52:32 <MincedSushi> I thought you would play her :<
52:35 <Mort-> no
52:37 <MincedSushi> Was sad to see you not
52:38 <Mort-> I will NOT let a level 1 party
52:42 <Mort-> run out without a CLW wand
53:01 <Mort-> so iwth your presitge from this SOME of you at least should be able to buy the CLW wand
53:01 <MincedSushi> I do. Because I full retard things
53:04 <Mort-> and next time I can tag along
53:09 <Mort-> tahnkfully one of us has some sense
53:19 <MincedSushi> I didn't need your stick xD
53:28 <Mort-> well I needed the stick thank you very much :D
53:41 <rzv|afk> disregard wands, acquire leprosy
53:41 <MincedSushi> Only because I clubed you ;P
53:55 <Mort-> lol
53:57 <Mort-> good point
54:20 <Mort-> alternative would be my sorc form
54:21 <MincedSushi> Actually I'm fairly certin we all have it
54:23 <Mort-> in whihc...
54:36 <Mort-> nevermind, you get to bring someone rather fragile with you in the future :P
54:38 <Mort-> no stick. :D
54:46 <MincedSushi> Yay!
54:52 <Mort-> hehe
54:58 <MincedSushi> Make people think before they charge in. 
55:07 <MincedSushi> Meanwhile I'm doing it anyway
55:13 <Mort-> whats your ac like
55:16 <Mort-> that you would be happy charging
55:20 <Mort-> I dont like charging myself
55:29 <MincedSushi> ac is only 17
55:34 * Mort- sighs
55:38 <MincedSushi> or 18 of surrounded
55:44 <Mort-> you think you're immortal..
55:46 <Mort-> I have 18 ac
55:47 <MincedSushi> ope
55:49 <Mort-> and I dont like charging
55:51 <MincedSushi> Not at all
56:06 <Mort-> ah well
56:08 <Mort-> see you tomrorow?
56:11 <MincedSushi> Charging for me almost garentees a death
56:15 <Mort-> why dont you sign up for it
56:16 <MincedSushi> YOu off?
56:17 <Mort-> :)
56:19 <Mort-> nop
56:23 <Mort-> but Im giving you a reminder
56:23 <MincedSushi> Oh that sunday game
56:26 <Mort-> we have an appointment tomorrow
56:34 <Mort-> Im going to be in a different form :D
56:35 <Mort-> lol
56:36 <MincedSushi> What time is it?
56:40 <MincedSushi> I tihnk I have work
56:40 <Mort-> about..
56:53 <Mort-> 19 h from now
56:55 <Mort-> I think
57:05 <Mort-> no
57:10 <Mort-> 4
57:11 <Mort-> 14
57:19 <MincedSushi> Yea I'm at work
57:28 <Mort-> awww
57:30 <Mort-> u work on weekends
57:31 <Mort-> hehe
57:34 <rzv|afk> work sucks
57:35 <Mort-> see you some ohter time then :P
57:37 <Mort-> :D
57:46 <MincedSushi> I mean I can try from ym tablet but I'd be quite and randomly dispear for 30-40minutes at a time
57:48 * Mort- grows a bite, claw claw..
57:51 <Mort-> better not
58:17 <MincedSushi> Make my employees work while I d&d in the back
58:23 <MincedSushi> I like this plan :D
58:27 * Mort- ponders
58:28 <Mort-> lol
58:32 <Mort-> but god tomororw will be.. :D
58:38 <Mort-> hectic for me
58:40 <Mort-> dnd all day long
58:45 <MincedSushi> :3
58:46 <Mort-> hopefully hydra will be around
58:52 <MincedSushi> That sounds like so much fun
59:06 <rzv|afk> fuck yes
59:10 <rzv|afk> aristocats is on
59:16 <MincedSushi> ???
59:21 <rzv|afk> disney film
59:38 <MincedSushi> ah~
59:40 <rzv|afk> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065421/
59:43 <MincedSushi> I know nothing of movies
59:47 <rzv|afk> disneys golden age
59:55 <MincedSushi> :<
59:56 <Mort-> just hang around and you'll probably see her
59:58 <rzv|afk> aw i got loads of cool films ;D
00:07 <MincedSushi> I never see any movies
00:15 <rzv|afk> watch shawshank redemption
00:16 <MincedSushi> I'm actually very uncultured when it comes to them
00:17 <rzv|afk> ;D
00:24 <Mort-> I dont watch much tv/movies
00:25 <rzv|afk> i did a degree in computer graphics
00:26 <MincedSushi> I tihnk I've at least heard of it
00:27 <Mort-> proilly going out for dinner soon
00:31 <rzv|afk> ended up watching a lot of films
00:34 <MincedSushi> Lucky Mort!
00:38 <MincedSushi> I want dinner
00:43 <Hydrazine> Everybody! Everybody! Everybody wants to be a cat!
00:59 <Mort-> Hydra how can you stand being witout magic
01:03 <Mort-> for an entire scenario lol :D
01:07 <MincedSushi> lol
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01:20 <MincedSushi> More magus!
01:22 <Hydrazine> Or for the ~15 I have between Jerus and Hoku?
01:33 <Mort-> yeah really...
01:40 <Mort-> nevermind. maybe with some time Ill get used to it
01:44 <Hydrazine> Well you've seen what Jerus does.
01:47 <Mort-> I never really felt it so much until I relaised all I do is
01:53 <Mort-> walk up ot people and slap them silly
02:00 <rzv|afk> and then you miss
02:02 <Mort-> you can enlarge me. but with armor on thank you :P
02:04 <Mort-> hey
02:07 <Mort-> I hit with fair regularity
02:14 <MincedSushi> xD
02:16 <Mort-> +3 for attack mod, +5 if I decide not to dual wield
02:18 <rzv|afk> that first guy
02:19 <rzv|afk> priest
02:21 <rzv|afk> what the shit
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02:27 <MincedSushi> Seriously
02:31 <MincedSushi> had like 60hp
02:42 <rzv|afk> and then we missed him for 2 rounds straight
02:45 <MincedSushi> fraking leporsy how does it work?!
02:48 <Mort-> level 1 combats are like that
02:50 <Mort-> I dont know
03:23 <MincedSushi> I'm jsut glad I didn't have to go threw any windows
03:30 <MincedSushi> ;P
03:35 <rzv|afk> least i got through it
03:39 <rzv|afk> :<
03:44 * Mort- stands guard over his lady..
03:46 <Mort-> urm thats weird
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04:08 <MincedSushi> heh
04:14 <rzv|afk> 10am
04:19 <rzv|afk> might as well derp through the day
04:19 <Steven> yup... that was fun
04:21 <MincedSushi> 3am
04:22 rzv|afk is now known as afk
04:25 <Mort-> lol
04:28 <Steven> convinced her she would feel better after a shower
04:28 afk is now known as rzv
04:28 <Mort-> derp if you guys want to heh
04:32 <Mort-> I have a party tomorroow..
04:37 <rzv> lol steven
04:40 <MincedSushi> Lucky~
04:54 <Mort-> u know which type
04:57 <MincedSushi> I want a ballon party...
05:06 <Mort-> I wonder what my enlarged amage woud be like
05:07 <Mort-> damage
05:23 <MincedSushi> Fricken nice that's what :D
05:52 <MincedSushi> I'm just sad that I had to split my str bonus to str and dex to make up for the large
05:53 <Mort-> 1# 2d6+5, 1#2d6+3
06:03 <Mort-> are you sure youre a pally?
06:07 <Mort-> I never knew they could rage :D
06:08 <Mort-> lolz
06:13 <MincedSushi> lolz
06:16 <MincedSushi> Nope abrbarian
06:19 <Mort-> ah k
06:22 <Mort-> will you go pally or not?
06:39 <MincedSushi> I wanted ot but eveyrone made me worry to much that I wouldn't be combat effective
06:48 <Mort-> awww
06:52 <Mort-> no pallies to corrupt
06:54 <Mort-> well damnit :D
06:56 <MincedSushi> SO I went something that I cna do with my hands behind my back
07:09 <Mort-> I like corrupting pallies :D
07:09 <Mort-> lol
07:23 <MincedSushi> pffft corrupting my pallies be hard
07:34 <Mort-> pls..?
07:38 <Mort-> Ill tap you with the wrong wand
07:39 <Mort-> :D
07:39 <MincedSushi> They aren't so pure white to begin with
07:44 <Mort-> so you detect as evil...
07:46 <Mort-> lol
07:49 <MincedSushi> lol
07:57 <MincedSushi> And what would that do xD
08:03 <Mort-> infernal healing :P
08:06 <MincedSushi> I smite myself?
08:10 <Mort-> no idea :D
08:15 <MincedSushi> yay!
08:15 <Mort-> or maybe hwen youre doing detect evil scan
08:22 <Mort-> I go get an innocent fella and poke him with the wand
08:25 <Mort-> nah I would do no such thing.
08:32 <Mort-> Im NOT that kind of person
08:40 <Mort-> mekkis would kill me :P
08:49 <MincedSushi> But here's the question... if I'm sweeping for evil and I find an evil guy doing nothing do I care?
08:52 <Mort-> he wants to make a gnome pally out of me :(
09:00 <MincedSushi> lol
09:01 <Mort-> lets ask you a question
09:03 <MincedSushi> GNOMES!
09:11 <Mort-> what happens if some happy caster ocmes around with an imp familiar
09:13 <Mort-> on his shoulder
09:15 <MincedSushi> ???
09:18 <MincedSushi> okay?
09:19 <Mort-> or more likely her..
09:23 <Mort-> do you bother about it?
09:31 <MincedSushi> NOt nessecarily
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09:44 <Mort-> acutally Im NOT too sure
09:48 <Mort-> if I would od it for her
09:51 <MincedSushi> Are they sinister looking?
09:51 <Mort-> moight not
09:55 <Mort-> they have horns
09:59 <Mort-> and they are from hell :D
10:06 <Mort-> hi matt
10:06 <MincedSushi> Are theya ctivly commiting criomes?
10:11 <Mort-> no
10:14 <MincedSushi> crimes*
10:16 <Mort-> but you do know that their nature
10:17 <MincedSushi> Then no
10:21 <Mort-> is to courrpt whatever mortal they are with
10:32 <Mort-> ah no worries my imp wont be doing any harm
10:44 <Mort-> hi matt
10:49 <MincedSushi> But sarenrea believes that no matter how corupt a human gets they can be redeemed
11:02 <Mort-> ever heard of not interested?
11:12 <Mort-> you might get an electric eel after you after that :P
11:14 <rzv> would you be all like
11:19 <MincedSushi> No I mean fro the people you corupt
11:20 <rzv> JUSTICE! WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SPAGHETTI
11:42 <Mort-> acutally as long as you're not smiting him I have no objections
11:45 <MincedSushi> No likely until I saw her activly do it I would have to believe she wasn't
11:47 * Mort- has earmuffs, and a nice fluffy pair
12:04 <Mort-> but I might not run an imp acutally
12:10 <Mort-> though those little guys are defintiely useful
12:18 <MincedSushi> yea they are!
12:28 rzv is now known as rzv|afk
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13:43 MincedSushii is now known as MincedSushi
13:52 <MincedSushi> Stupid thing
14:28 <MincedSushi> Was the sunday game cancelled?
14:33 <MincedSushi> I don't see anything on it
14:38 <Mort-> its not here
14:39 <Mort-> DUDE
14:42 <Mort-> the LINK
15:07 <MincedSushi> ?
15:12 <MincedSushi> What link?
15:23 <MincedSushi> Not on the schedule either
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16:30 <Mort-> pms sushi
16:44 <MincedSushi> kay~
17:03 <Avatar> yeah it was never properly scheduled because it wasn't on
17:10 <Avatar> mother's day
17:16 <Avatar> there'll be something on next sunday
18:13 <MincedSushi> Oh okay
27:19 <Avatar> the schedule on the site trumps the topic
27:19 matt has quit (EOF from client)
27:34 <Avatar> the topic is a bit unreliable because it gets reset by chanop whenever it wants to
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36:56 * Avatar removes voice from Hydrazine Mort- rzv|afk
42:32 <MincedSushi> Sleep time~
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02:18 <Mekkis> did anyone else want to do anything?
02:43 <rzv|afk> na mate im shattered
02:51 <rzv|afk> been up all night xD
03:00 <Mekkis> sorry about the abrupt end
03:01 <rzv|afk> thanks for dmming though, greatly appreciated
03:24 <rzv|afk> na dude np
04:07 <rzv|afk> gonna start some renders and off to have a nap
04:10 <rzv|afk> thanks for the game :)
05:52 <Mekkis> ok
19:16 <Mekkis> omg
19:27 <Avatar> what happened
19:34 <Avatar> re the abrupt end
19:54 <Avatar> or is it spoilery
20:19 <Mekkis> for all you L337 H4x0rz out there: http://www.google.nl/search?q=filetype%3Ardp+password+"full+address"
20:26 <Mekkis> Avatar, pressed for time
20:29 <Mekkis> that's about it
21:00 <Mekkis>   oh. Scenario provided by Brunius: Thanks mate :)
22:34 <Avatar> do you speak fluent german
24:38 paul_banks is now known as pugology
25:44 <Mekkis> no
28:29 <Mekkis> To maintain our own high standards, we've had to shave a teensy bit of accuracy off everyone else's. 
48:11 pugology is now known as paul_banks
00:07 <Mort-> pu ot yo uthough
00:09 <Mort-> gonna lie down abit
00:12 <Mort-> till mek gets here
00:16 <Mort-> number is +6596184180
00:23 <Mort-> matt you know the drill whatsaps me if I pass out :D
00:37 <xigg> hshs, sure
00:37 <Mort-> waking up at 5 am cos of a stomach ache sucks
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00:42 <xigg> haha even
00:48 <Steven> you know... there is no faction that is suited towards druids
01:12 <Brunius> Was?
01:18 <Steven> i suppose grand lodge
01:19 <Eric> Andorran
01:23 <Brunius> Oh, no problem man
01:40 <Brunius> That scenario can be interpreted as the reason I currently have a computer....
02:02 <MekkisScreen> hi
02:09 <MekkisScreen> sorry about the delay
02:10 <Mort-> Ah
02:11 <Mort-> the mekkis
02:12 <Mort-> HE appeared
02:14 <Mort-> yay I didnt pass out
02:15 <MekkisScreen> the traffic was terrible
02:20 * Mort- grins at the mekkis
02:25 <Mort-> did you enjoy hte full attack routine?
02:32 <MekkisScreen> who and what do we have?
02:32 <Mort-> pounce, bite, claw, claw tailslap
02:33 <Mort-> :D
02:35 * Mort- waves
02:40 <Mort-> hydra is around too
02:48 * Worth waves
03:16 * Mort- pokes xigg
03:21 * Mort- pokes rzv
03:29 <rzv> que pasa
03:30 * Mort- pokes hydrazine
03:30 <xigg> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 2d6+4 Charge Normal attack
03:31 <diebot> xigg, attack: [1d20=8] 13; Charge Normal attack: [2d6=5,4] 13
03:56 <MekkisScreen> what skillsets are you guys bringing?
04:00 * Mort- carefully taps hydrazine on the shoulder
04:02 <Hydrazine> I'm here.
04:03 <Mort-> ranger atm.
04:05 <Mort-> no skillz
04:06 <xigg> !throw 1d20+1 attack; 1d4+3 Normal attack
04:06 <diebot> xigg, attack: [1d20=3] 4; Normal attack: [1d4=2] 5
04:10 <MekkisScreen> (class is a dirty wprd)
04:22 <Mort-> melee. I guess
04:26 <rzv> im bringing useless caster
04:28 <Mort-> nno magic
04:37 <Darkblade> I'm a cleric
04:37 <Mort-> Im just a big dumb brute iwth a sword
04:38 <Mort-> in truth
04:40 <Mort-> axe acutally :D
04:52 <Darkblade> crappy one buy cleric non the less
05:02 <Mort-> you going cleric?
05:09 <Darkblade> unless someone is NPCing one
05:11 <Mort-> you can paly your ninaj if you want
05:12 <Mort-> acutally
05:15 <Mort-> and if hydra brings his wtich
05:17 <Mort-> he can use the wand
05:19 <Hydrazine> I think we have enough to not NPC at all.
05:20 <Mort-> acutally grull can use wands too
05:22 <Mort-> fk he's ranger
05:33 <Steven> i cant get this damned sheet to upload....
05:43 <rzv> i had that earlier
05:49 <rzv> i pressed upload a lot
05:51 <rzv> then it worked
05:54 <rzv> SCIENCE
05:55 <Darkblade> ok, ninja then,,,,I have to check my sheet :P
06:25 <Darkblade> ok
06:54 * xigg yells "Xigg Smash!"
06:59 <Mort-> your a ninja
07:00 <Mort-> ffs...
07:06 * Grull cheers Xigg on
07:11 <rzv> i should take negative reaction a a level 1 spell
07:13 <rzv> and use it on grull
07:19 <rzv> whenever i can cast it
07:21 * Grull thinks Xigg is not wearing enough metal though.. metal make people tougher.
07:26 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Skill: Perception
07:26 <diebot> Worth, Skill: Perception: [1d20=20] 24
07:35 <MekkisScreen> ok
07:38 <Worth> I see the shit out of all the things
07:40 <Brunius> I really want to learn german...
07:42 <xigg> I have to setup my thorws again :(
07:51 <Grull> Ill roll from heart
07:57 <Grull> I dont think ILl b playing him that often anyway
08:05 <xigg> Mekk  can I set them up as we play?  char is finished
08:12 <xigg> the throws....
08:27 <Worth> Yep let's get this show started
08:35 <Hydrazine> Space for me?
09:24 <MekkisScreen> ure
09:34 <rzv> change nick to char's name?
09:41 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Knowledge(Local)
09:42 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Knowledge(Local): [1d20=9] 14
09:48 <MekkisScreen> I'll be running at 1-2, but if you want to run a 4, I don't mind
10:24 <xigg> noooooo
10:35 <xigg> been there, done that 
10:37 <xigg> :P
11:08 <Grull> diebot doesnt like me
11:11 <Grull> its not saving my commands
11:25 <MekkisScreen> IDENTIFY
11:29 <MekkisScreen> try now
11:30 <Grull> @see
11:34 <Worth> Diebot can save commands?
11:38 <Grull> IDENTIFY
11:39 <Grull> @see
11:54 <Steven> Ballig, did you update the pdf submission?
12:13 <Ballig> no but someone was having issues with it this morning too, not sure why
12:16 <Ballig> he said it eventually worked
12:20 <rzv> yeah
12:25 <Worth> IDENTIFY
12:25 <rzv> i had a fail just now as well
12:28 <rzv> just resubmit
12:29 <Worth> @see
12:29 <Lyta> IDENTIFY
12:33 <Grull> k got it working
12:34 <Grull> lolz
12:37 * Grull laughs
12:37 <Worth> lol
12:40 <Grull> see?
13:05 <rzv> a question
13:15 <rzv> if my heavy crossbow is small
13:17 <Grull> DIEBOT..COME BACK!!!
13:23 <rzv> it deals 1d8
13:26 <Worth> Killed it
13:36 <rzv> but with gravity bow it'd deal 2d6?
14:04 <xigg> !throw 1d20+4+1d6 attack; 1d12+4 Sneak attack
14:13 <Lyta> I agree, rzv.
14:15 <Grull> yeah..one size category larger
14:16 <xigg> mrr
14:20 <rzv> cool beans
14:23 <Steven> ive submitted it like 15 times now...
14:23 <Worth> Mekkis: We have a skype call yet?
14:31 <Steven> i dont think its wanting to work
14:40 <Steven> ive uploaded the form data... but damn does it look ugly
14:54 <rzv> mine just worked
15:10 <rzv> !throw 1d20+5
15:10 <diebot> rzv, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
15:17 <rzv> yep gonna be shit all day
15:30 <xigg> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d12+4 attack; 1d6 Sneak
15:32 <diebot> xigg, attack: [1d20=4] 8; attack: [1d12=4] 8; Sneak: [1d6=2] 2
15:53 <Worth> !throw 1d20+3 attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
15:53 <diebot> Worth, attack: [1d20=1] 4; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=3,1] 11
16:02 <Steven> mostly its ugly because it doesnt have any of the actual form data
16:07 <Lyta> way to roll a 1..
16:07 <Worth> Can't hit shit today T_T
16:24 <Lyta> Grull and Worth huh?
16:30 <Lyta> We got some good melee power, looks like.
16:47 <Worth> :3
17:09 <xigg> !throw 1d20-1 Bite attack; 1d4+3 attack; 1d6 Sneak
17:09 <diebot> xigg, Bite attack: [1d20=14] 13; attack: [1d4=3] 6; Sneak: [1d6=2] 2
17:26 <Worth> That actually might hit 0_o
17:31 <xigg> lol
17:38 <xigg> flacking I might
17:41 <rzv> !roll 1d20+2
17:41 <dicebot> rzv, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
17:43 <xigg> err..flanking
17:51 <Worth> Nope
17:54 <Grull> bott isnt slaving
17:55 <Grull> my commands
18:00 <Grull> and I tell you my comamnds in combat are crap
18:06 <Worth> !throw 1d20+3 attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
18:06 <diebot> Worth, attack: [1d20=19] 22; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=1,4] 12
18:22 <rzv> i havent rolled higher than a 4
18:23 <xigg> !throw 1d20+3 Great Axe attack; 1d12+4 attack; 1d6 Sneak
18:23 <xigg> !throw 1d20-1 Bite attack; 1d4+3 attack; 1d6 Sneak
18:23 <diebot> xigg, Great Axe attack: [1d20=3] 6; attack: [1d12=10] 14; Sneak: [1d6=3] 3
18:24 <diebot> xigg, Bite attack: [1d20=6] 5; attack: [1d4=1] 4; Sneak: [1d6=3] 3
18:49 <Grull> IDENTIFY
18:51 <xigg> Mekk takes care of the +2 for flanking, right?  or do I have to add?
19:06 <Grull> NOOOO
19:10 <Grull> STUPID DIEBOT
19:13 <Grull> @see
19:13 <diebot> Grull, perception: [1d20=17] 22
19:19 <Grull> why it doesnt save my commands
19:31 <xigg> it hates u
19:57 * xigg "Xigg Smash"
19:59 * Grull rages
20:00 <xigg> !throw 1d20+3 Great Axe attack; 1d12+4 attack; 1d6 Sneak
20:01 <xigg> !throw 1d20-1 Bite attack; 1d4+3 attack; 1d6 Sneak
20:01 <diebot> xigg, Great Axe attack: [1d20=3] 6; attack: [1d12=7] 11; Sneak: [1d6=6] 6
20:01 <diebot> xigg, Bite attack: [1d20=5] 4; attack: [1d4=3] 6; Sneak: [1d6=4] 4
20:08 <xigg> meh
20:30 <rzv> !throw 1d20+9 intimidatE
20:31 <diebot> rzv, intimidatE: [1d20=15] 24
20:54 <Grull> its not saving any fking commands
21:02 <Grull> !throw 1d20+6 intimidate
21:03 <diebot> Grull, intimidate: [1d20=4] 10
21:05 <Grull> god damn
21:11 <Worth> meh
21:28 <Steven> mek want me to email you this form its not letting me upload it at all
21:44 <Grull> !throw 1d20+3 slash once; 1d8+4 slash damage; 1d20+3 slash again; 1d8+2 slash damage
21:44 <diebot> Grull, slash once: [1d20=18] 21; slash damage: [1d8=6] 10; slash again: [1d20=12] 15; slash damage: [1d8=2] 4
21:48 <Grull> ahh god damn
21:51 <Grull> its supposed ot look like that
22:17 <Lyta> +3?
22:22 <Grull> yeah
22:28 <Grull> dual wield penalties remember
22:36 <Grull> sghould be a +5, but when you TWF you take -2
22:41 <Grull> even WITH twf feat
22:52 <Lyta> right, right.
23:04 <Grull> so weird to be a big brute wihtout any brains :D
23:14 * Grull looks at lyta. how does she look like?
23:25 <rzv> http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4119/4876696414_d3f62d18be_z.jpg
23:42 <Worth> lawl
23:48 <Lyta> like she weighs as much as a duck.
24:08 <Grull> bit slow in this
24:30 <Steven> aha! i knew i was going to get a call to go get something for my dad
24:33 <Mekkis> ok
24:35 <Steven> good thing its happening now
24:37 <Mekkis> everyone ready?
24:42 <Steven> ill be back in like 5 minutes
24:49 <Steven> i have to go to the store for my dad
24:58 <rzv> insomuch as someone who doesnt know what theyre doing can be ready
24:58 <Grull> oIm ready
25:01 <Mekkis> Steven, could you email it to me
25:03 <xigg> yes'
25:06 <Grull> of course the bot isnt working
25:07 <Mekkis> sure
25:11 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
25:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
25:13 <Worth> Ready
25:22 <Steven> yeah, whats your email?
25:26 <Grull> it isnt saving commands
25:27 <Mekkis> !save test: 1d20+43; 2d32+43 damage
25:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+43; 2d32+43 damage saved as @test
25:31 <Mekkis> @test
25:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+43: [1d20=16] 59; damage: [2d32=10,21] 74
25:34 <Mekkis> seems to work
25:42 <VadeMecum> just you grull 
25:43 <VadeMecum> haha
25:49 <Mekkis> Steven, try [email protected]
25:54 <Mekkis> Grull, try it in channel
25:59 <xigg> !throw 1d20+3 Great Axe attack; 1d12+4 attack; 1d6+1 Sneak
25:59 <xigg> !throw 1d20-1 Bite attack; 1d4+3 attack; 1d6+1 Sneak
25:59 <diebot> xigg, Great Axe attack: [1d20=17] 20; attack: [1d12=7] 11; Sneak: [1d6=4] 5
26:00 <diebot> xigg, Bite attack: [1d20=11] 10; attack: [1d4=2] 5; Sneak: [1d6=3] 4
27:11 <Grull> !save twfs: 1d20+3(first slash); 1d8+4 (slash damage); 1d20+3(2nd slash);  1d8+2 slash damage
27:12 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+3(first slash); 1d8+4 (slash damage); 1d20+3(2nd slash);  1d8+2 slash damage saved as @twfs
27:20 <Grull> fk why cant I do it in private
27:36 <Grull> !save 2hs: 1d20+5 slash; 1d8+6 damage
27:37 <diebot> Grull, 1d20+5 slash; 1d8+6 damage saved as @2hs
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28:25 <Worth> !save basic:1d20+3 Attack Roll; 2d6+7 Powerattack Damage
28:32 <Worth> @basic
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29:14 <Mekkis> Worth, put a space after the colon
29:21 <Worth> !save basic: 1d20+3 Attack Roll; 2d6+7 Powerattack Damage
29:21 <diebot> Worth, 1d20+3 Attack Roll; 2d6+7 Powerattack Damage saved as @basic
29:26 <Worth> Thank you
29:34 <Worth> Stupid runtime
29:37 <xigg> !throw 1d20+7 Initiative
29:37 <diebot> xigg, Initiative: [1d20=7] 14
29:51 <Worth> @basic
29:52 <diebot> Worth, Attack Roll: [1d20=10] 13; Powerattack Damage: [2d6=1,2] 10
30:36 <Worth> Either way... Let's get rolling :D
30:46 <Grull> Mekkiiiiiissss
31:04 <Mekkis> who's here
31:07 <Worth> !save init: 1d20+2 Initiative
31:08 <diebot> Worth, 1d20+2 Initiative saved as @init
31:08 <Mekkis> and who's playing...
31:13 <VadeMecum> im going to permanent enlarge myself first chance i get
31:15 <Lyta> I'm in
31:20 <VadeMecum> i am present
31:23 <Worth> I'm playing
31:29 <Grull> me
31:29 <Mekkis> could each of you PM me name, and PFS number, and faction
31:42 <VadeMecum> what is a pfs number
31:57 <Grull> you need ot create your character on pazio site
31:59 <Grull> they will give you a number
32:26 <Grull> http://paizo.com/
32:30 <Grull> sign up on down there
32:35 <Grull> and in your account press create new character
32:41 <Grull> create your character and they will give you a number
32:59 <VadeMecum> i dont see that option :<
33:15 <Grull> you need ot register an account
33:17 <Worth> https://secure.paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/myAccount
33:35 <VadeMecum> aha
33:38 <Grull> then my account -->Pathfinder Society
33:40 <Grull> and go create
33:45 <Grull> damnit it shouldnt be grull telling you all this
33:46 <Grull> he isnt smart
33:50 <Mort-> okay
33:51 <Mort-> wizzie time :D
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35:18 <Brunius> http://twitpic.com/9jyn0z
38:52 <Mekkis> you're being briefed by Adril Hestram
39:32 <Mekkis> anyone volunteer to do the skype calling?
39:41 <Mekkis> or we'll be skypeless for a few hours
39:44 <Mekkis> your choice
39:50 <Worth> I've got 3 people ont he list
40:01 <Mekkis> you can add Mekkiis
40:09 <Worth> kay
41:52 <Mort-> just call me
41:55 <Worth> Mort what is your skype?
41:56 <Mort-> oh okay I guess
42:03 <Mort-> huichun li
42:48 <Mort-> add me I guess
44:10 <Worth> Mekkis accept my love!
44:18 <VadeMecum> skype needs push to talk
44:31 <Lyta> And his STDs
44:32 <VadeMecum> they can take my money
44:32 <VadeMecum> give me the shiny things
44:49 <Xigg> more, your mic is open all the time,  buzzzzzzzzz
45:03 <Mort-> muted..
45:06 <Mort-> I guess I should give up talking
45:08 <Mort-> even if I DO have a mic
45:15 <Worth> :<
45:32 <Mort-> besides I have my family all around me..
45:37 <Mort-> more the..loons at work button :P
46:50 <Mort-> thats the fun of it
47:12 <Mort-> better then people calling khaz khazzy..
47:13 <Mort-> lol
47:16 <Mort-> that was like totally :P
47:40 * Mort- tail twitches, more linkin park
49:03 * Mort- bites Mekkis. hard
51:48 * Mort- bites Mekkis
53:19 <Mort-> someone has the idea on it
59:04 <Grull> hot weather gear possibly
59:35 <Grull> adventurers armory or apg prolly
59:42 <Grull> waterskin for certainty
59:46 <Grull> then prolly hot weather gear
02:13 <Grull> one cold weather outfit for night..
02:22 <Grull> I can cover survival for day
03:12 <Hithaer> store was BUSY
03:17 <Hithaer> okay im ready to go
03:27 <Grull> buying waterskin too
03:30 <Xigg> Buying a hot wweather outfit and a blanket.  also a water skin, for emergencies
03:39 <Worth> Buying hot weather gear, 2 waterskins, and a bedroll
04:03 <Hithaer> K whats everyones skype
04:11 <Xigg> ask around at the local bars aboout dangerers along the route.
04:19 <Lyta> purchasing hot and cold weather gear.
04:36 <Grull> Cold weather gear, a bedroll and a waterskin for me.
04:46 <VadeMecum> Buying hot weather gear and another waterskin
04:47 <Grull> I have him
04:48 <Grull> but he isnt online
05:07 <Grull> steven isnt on skype
05:11 <Grull> wow this is one humongous party
05:12 <Grull> :D
05:18 <Hithaer> I am invisible to dodge people
05:23 <Hithaer> just invite me it will come through
05:47 <Lyta> I'm gonna tell Sam on you.
06:11 <Lyta> purchasing supplies, getting ready to leave.
06:47 <Grull> can we hire a guide?
06:53 <VadeMecum> i'd like to buy a compass
06:59 <Hithaer> is CA up?
07:24 <Grull> not yet
07:26 <Grull> no fighting 
07:30 <Grull> anwyay whats your surival steven
07:35 <Grull> I might be the best at it..
07:36 <Hithaer> +9
07:39 <Grull> k youre better
07:41 <Grull> Ill assist you
07:44 <Grull> +6 here
07:57 <Grull> acutally +5..
07:59 <Hithaer> want me to unmute so you can all hear bubbles?
08:06 <Grull> nah Im not unmuted
08:50 <Hithaer> DM i am Grand Lodge
08:57 <Grull> give him your PFS number
09:04 <Grull> and you dont really need to
09:08 <Grull> and we didnt get hte etxt of the breifing
09:12 <Mekkis> “One of our number has fallen.” Venture-Captain Adril Hestram
09:13 <Mekkis> lets the grave words hang in the air before continuing. It’s
09:13 <Mekkis> difficult to imagine a large man like Adril defeated, but in light of
09:39 <Hithaer> I am on mute because my dog is bein a douche
10:22 <Hithaer> we basically have 6.5 because im a druid and have a pet
10:41 <Grull> not in grulls nature to do knowledge checks
11:24 <Xigg> !throw 1d20+2 Diplomacy @Mekkis
11:34 <Brunius> How the hell do I post a new topic on reddit?
11:50 <Brunius> Oh, derp
11:53 <Brunius> here it is
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24:25 <Mort-> Back
24:31 <Mort-> Popped off for dinner
29:02 <Brunius> Mort-: http://www.d20source.com/2012/05/why-every-group-should-play-maid-rpg-once
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30:57 ivan has quit (Quit: Leaving)
31:28 <Mort-> Lol
48:29 <dicebot> Worth, Int Check: [1d20=19] 20
48:50 <Hithaer> no, not for all of you, i was the only one who posed the question.
48:50 <Mekkis> Worth, you can tell that this man is a leper.
49:00 <Mekkis> "greetings Pathfinders, I am  Ben-Garri."
49:28 <Grull> "Hello. We are here to bear the body to the final place to bury"
49:32 <Worth> "Hello"
49:35 <Hithaer> my dog is back to barking, he heard some cats fighting.
49:37 <Lyta> "G'day, sir. Quite sorry for the loss of the venture captain. Seems he was quite a well loved fellow round the area."
49:51 <Mekkis> "The honoured venture-captain's body is receiving its funerary preparations, at the moment."
50:01 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+0 sense motive
50:01 <dicebot> VadeMecum, sense motive: [1d20=5] 5
50:03 <Hithaer> "Or someone paid to have them wail like that."
50:09 <Mekkis> "Indeed he was."
50:10 <Grull> "When can we take body"
50:26 <Mekkis> "The body will be ready by nightfall."
50:28 <Lyta> "Preparations? You mean to bury him here, you say?"
51:07 <Hithaer> "That is not what what he said."
51:18 <Mekkis> "No. Preparations for transport!"
51:34 <VadeMecum> "Where are you taking him then?"
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51:52 * Hithaer stares intensely at the man in the sack cloth.
51:54 <Lyta> "Ah. Right. My apologies. May we see the deceased?"
52:00 <Worth> "Okay then. We will wait for the evening"
52:03 * Xigg looks ta the leper "why is he here?"
52:22 <Grull> "Okay maybe we should come back tonight then"
52:22 <Mekkis> "His body needs to be preserved before it can be carried through the desert."
53:05 * VadeMecum nudges Xigg
53:18 * VadeMecum whispers to Xigg "Whats with the mask?"
53:33 <Lyta> "Aye, but I've heard alot about how great of a man he is.. was. I would like to see him, before you finish."
53:45 * Xigg shugs and whispers "perhaps he is a leper as well"
54:08 * VadeMecum whispers back "Is everyone here a leper?"
54:15 <Mekkis> he pushes aside the curtain
54:17 * Worth decides to wait outside just beyond the door respectfully for everyone.
54:27 <Hithaer> "The late Venture Captains current state of readiness for desert travel does not prohibit us from seeing him. Which I believe is the stated goal of Lyta."
54:35 <Xigg> whispers "I always assume everyone is"
54:41 <Grull> @see 
54:43 <Grull> on the priest
54:49 <Xigg> !throw 1d20+2 Diplomacy @Mekkis
54:50 <Lyta> !throw 1d20+9 perception
54:50 <diebot> Lyta, perception: [1d20=12] 21
54:55 <VadeMecum> !roll 1d20+2 perception
54:56 <dicebot> VadeMecum, perception: [1d20=16] 18
55:01 <Xigg> !throw 1d20+4 perception @Mekkis
55:02 <Mekkis> it seems he has been being wrapped in bandages for transportation.
55:24 <Grull> !throw 1d20+5 perception about ben garri
55:24 <Hithaer> !roll 1d20+3 perception
55:24 <dicebot> Hithaer, perception: [1d20=18] 21
55:24 <diebot> Grull, perception about ben garri: [1d20=10] 15
55:47 <Worth> brb guys keep going Worth is standing outside
55:53 * Xigg whispers to Lyta "can we catch it?"
56:05 <Lyta> "Thank you. What was it that... befell the honorable venture captain?"
56:21 <Hithaer> "Is it wet or dry leprosy?"
56:24 <Xigg> "
56:40 * Grull does not understand big words. L what..?
56:57 <Mekkis> "It was a wasting disease."
57:02 <Hithaer> Wet leprosy is spread through contact, dry leprosy is very rarely contagious.
57:02 <Xigg> "Ben-garri are you a Prest?" 
57:18 * Lyta goes to take a look at the body.
57:24 <Grull> "So Venture Captain got sick then died?"
57:29 <Mekkis> "indeed I am."]
57:29 <Lyta> Can I roll heal to see if I can tell what killed him?
57:36 <VadeMecum> "Priest of what?"
57:40 <Hithaer> "I will excuse myself from your presence.  I have no desire to infect myself with your misfortune."
57:40 <Xigg> "of which god?"
57:45 * Hithaer goes outside.
58:29 <Xigg> "excuse my ignoarance"
58:38 <Xigg> and my spelling :P
59:17 <Hithaer> afk grabbing some food real fast... jerry got pizza!
59:27 <Worth> back
01:45 * Grull looks for reggie to play with
02:43 <Grull> wahht?
02:46 <Grull> I was listening to linkin park
03:39 <Lyta> see if I can tell what killed him.
03:44 <Grull> wait till nightfall then come and get the body
03:50 <Grull> at least Ill let the brainy guys in the party think of what to do
03:53 <Lyta> check the body and the room.
03:57 * Hithaer is outside avoiding the Lepers.
04:30 <Xigg> "I was wondering if you knew of any old temples along the silk route...I have heaed there might be"
05:15 <Grull> "I not know any temple"
05:26 <Grull> "Maybe you should ask other people"
05:33 <VadeMecum> "How long do you need for preparations?"
05:58 <Xigg> "I was talking to Ben-Garri"
06:23 * Xigg giving Grull a cuteye look
06:51 * Grull glares back
07:26 <Hithaer> im breaking my no alcohol rule
07:44 <Hithaer> im having pizza and beer
08:12 <Grull> back to linkin park
08:45 <Grull> "How did you meet reggie Lyta?"
08:48 <Grull> "Reggie nice"
09:09 <Lyta> you know the rule about random playlists? if 3% of your music is the embarrassing type that you don't want your friends to know you like, its exactly what'll play when they show up.
09:15 <VadeMecum> yeah same, headset off a sec
10:16 <Lyta> "Sir Reginald? Oh, he found me, he did. Told me he had important news, things to show me, aye. Been guidin' me since."
10:29 * Hithaer begins asking the mourners about local customs regarding death and funeral preperations.
10:51 * Grull tickles reggie on the belly
13:10 <Lyta> "Oh, he wanted to say thank ya for the berry, he did. Said it tasted like quite a good shade of purple."
17:57 * VadeMecum walks out the door, watches the mourners.
18:04 * Grull smiles
18:17 <Hithaer> I couldnt handle it anymore
18:24 <Hithaer> ill come back when mekkis gets back
18:34 <Worth> lol
23:57 <VadeMecum> we shoulda let grull smash the door down
24:00 <VadeMecum> nab the body
24:01 <VadeMecum> peg it
24:11 <Grull> lol
24:12 <Grull> he would
24:16 <VadeMecum> be all like
24:21 <VadeMecum> grulls in a hurry
24:28 <Grull> nah
24:32 <Grull> patience is a virtue
24:33 <VadeMecum> grull have no time for talking
24:42 <Grull> you dont watch animals by scaring the fek out of them
24:56 <VadeMecum> well if you scare a rat itll go aggressive
25:03 <VadeMecum> if you scare a mouse itll freeze
25:41 <Hithaer> oh man...
25:48 <Hithaer> I missed beer so much
26:01 <VadeMecum> never liked beer ;D
26:15 <Hithaer> well you are weird.
26:25 <VadeMecum> prefer spirits or port
26:28 <VadeMecum> or cider i suppose
26:40 <VadeMecum> but tea > *
26:50 <Hithaer> ports aint bad for when you're eatin a steak
26:59 <VadeMecum> never had a steak :p
27:05 <Hithaer> but for pizza... gotta have a beer
28:07 <Hithaer> you poor un-fortunent bastard.
28:29 <VadeMecum> im a veggie
28:41 <Hithaer> i dont care, everyone should have a steak once in their life
28:46 <Hithaer> have you had bacon?
28:54 <VadeMecum> never eaten meat
29:00 <VadeMecum> veggie since birth
29:06 <Hithaer> stay away from bacon
29:09 <Hithaer> its a gateway meat
29:13 <VadeMecum> lol
29:15 <VadeMecum> class a
29:45 <VadeMecum> friends have tried to get me to eat meat but
29:52 <VadeMecum> its a religious reason
29:55 <VadeMecum> and it smells bad
29:57 <Hithaer> I always figure if god didnt want me to eat steak he wouldnt have given me the intellect to make a spear and kill a cow to get at its yummy flesh
30:00 <VadeMecum> cooking meat is like ouch
30:29 <VadeMecum> yeah i understand your pov
30:30 <Hithaer> my brother went veggie for a while, what a pain in the ass it was
30:44 <Worth> I'm currently a vegitarian due to forced economics
30:49 <VadeMecum> im not against other people eating meat, wouldnt dream of inflicting others with my views
30:50 <Lyta> I'm okay with you not eating meat. You do what you like. Long as you don't try to tell me that I shouldn't eat meat.
30:57 * Lyta high fives.
31:00 <Worth> ^
31:10 <Hithaer> there were like 2 places in town we could go eat at
31:22 <VadeMecum> why was he a veggie?
31:29 <Grull> lol
31:30 <Hithaer> cause his girlfriend was a veggie
31:31 <Grull> dont tempt me
31:37 <VadeMecum> ah
31:52 <Grull> whats taking mek so long...
31:53 <Grull> grrr
31:55 <Hithaer> oddly enough, she wasnt a vegitarian in bed...
32:04 <VadeMecum> haha
32:08 <Lyta> maybe hes building the generator himself.
32:26 <Grull> he really should get to more suitable places before unpacking
32:35 <Grull> Iv woken up at 6 am just to hit the mc donalds outlet by 8..
32:42 <Grull> and gotten sworn at by other people for hogging up the place..
32:46 <Grull> woot. I pwn
32:52 <VadeMecum> i can imaging being a veggie is really fucking boring
33:03 <VadeMecum> but ive got curries and shit so its less tedious
33:04 <Grull> maybe Ill go off and have lunch
33:10 <VadeMecum> imagine* derp
33:13 <Grull> make hay while hte sun shines..
33:27 <Hithaer> I try to make vegitarian food for my dad sometimes
33:46 <Hithaer> but he is always like, meat meat meat meat meat meat meat until i put meat into the meal
33:52 <Hithaer> which is why i hate cooking over at his house
33:52 <VadeMecum> lol
34:16 <Hithaer> so glad my room mates are open to trying new things
34:31 <Grull> oh btw matts dropping out of this
34:32 <Hithaer> cause i cook some weird shit.
34:32 <Grull> he went to bed
34:42 <VadeMecum> who is matt
34:48 <Hithaer> yeah... its like on pause...
35:10 <Hithaer> why exactly are we on pause again?
35:44 <VadeMecum> mekkis is moving
35:47 <Grull> because mek just went travelliing from one spot to the other
35:58 <Grull> well there was once I GMed I had to move once
36:00 <Grull> but it was a quick move
36:03 <Grull> I think. at least to me
36:04 <Hithaer> ah.... and why is he torturing us?
36:15 <VadeMecum> see i dont mine the music to be fair
36:20 <VadeMecum> its just the low quality
36:23 <Worth> ^
36:32 <Worth> YOu know we can trun him off?
36:43 <Hithaer> i already did
36:49 <Grull> mek?
37:08 <Hithaer> meks back... let me unmute him
37:20 <Grull> btw matt dropped out
37:22 <Grull> he went to bed
37:25 <Hithaer> lol
37:26 <Grull> timing is sort of unsuitable I think
37:31 <Hithaer> he left skype
39:12 Sachiru has quit (Quit: Shutting Down )
39:37 <Grull> Ill afk again I think
39:44 <Grull> damnit but no one will be around to call me back
39:50 <Grull> I think theres something wrong with my cell
40:22 <VadeMecum> i got a new spangly droid thing about a month ago
40:25 <VadeMecum> is cool
40:30 <Grull> its not charging
47:12 <Hithaer> hydrogeology: Study of Water in rocks which incorporates Physics, Mathmatics, Chemistry, Geology, Rediculous amounts of Drinking.
52:38 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
53:29 <Avatar> I can't help but notice that line that says "And after some friends online convinced me to run a game over Google+...."
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