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07:57 <matt> Hi all
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32:34 <Mort-> Hi matt
33:46 <matt> hey mort
33:50 <matt> how are things?
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45:16 <Mort-> Hm
59:06 <Mekkis> "I am a merchant, and I have sufficient ranks in bluff to back this statement up."
59:53 <Mort-> Sure
02:17 * Mekkis gives Mort- gnomey googly eyes complete with eyebrow wiggles
03:34 * Mort- slaps mekkis
03:54 <Mort-> You said the bad word. The rest is fine
04:54 <Mekkis> Gnome
05:15 * Mort- slaps mekkis again
05:16 <Mekkis> Gnome power!
05:31 <Mekkis> Mort-, do you really like getting skewered that much?
05:41 <Mekkis> ZZZzzz
05:50 <Mort-> I already died :d
06:00 <Mort-> Doesn't make any difference now does it?
07:15 * Mort- slaps mekkis another time
11:11 <Steven> GNOMINOMICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12:06 * Mort- slaps steven
12:22 <Mort-> Don't say the bad word
12:28 * Steven was not effected.
12:52 <Steven> my gnomish powers deflected the blow
13:11 * Mort- kicks steven in his balls
13:25 * Steven is uneffected.
13:31 <Steven> SAM HAS THOSE!
13:45 <Mort-> I'm off to bed
29:15 <Steven> have a good rest!
29:33 <matt> hey, is there anthing in pf or pfs that deals with stoweing 8' long polearms and squesing through small spaces?  going through 5' high tight enclosed places, etc. I'm never seen anyone try to do that when playing D&D over the last 20+ years.  I've looked in pf but I cant find any referances
33:24 <matt> goiong to be afk for 30 mins or so.  at work :(
06:50 <Hydrazine> I'd say its one of those things thats hand-waived into approximation because it is a game at the end of the day.
07:04 <Hydrazine> Sort of like how the hell you fire a crossbow effectively 4 times in 6 secods.
08:09 * Tashes bites Hydrazine 
09:13 <Hydrazine> I am not a ballig.
10:13 <Tashes> Nawh. you taste better!
10:16 * Tashes licks Hydrazine 
26:55 <Hydrazine> Or how you swim in 50 pounds of full plate.
27:12 <Tashes> Well.. 
27:14 <Tashes> i eat the foods
27:14 <matt> it's the " hand-waved" items that are the abused ones.  but there isnt anything in the rules about it as far as i can see
27:16 <Tashes> then i wait half an hour
27:19 <Tashes> then i swim!
27:35 <Tashes> Hydra wanna go skinny dipping?
27:38 <Hydrazine> sure.
27:39 <Tashes> i'll take off the bear suit!
27:58 <Hydrazine> I think you're wrong, Matt. Sometimes its the hand waving rules that keep you from losing your damn mind over the game.
28:45 <Hydrazine> Do you think letting archers take 5 attacks a round with a longbow is abused?
28:52 <Hydrazine> Do you think its at all realistic?
30:26 <matt> I think there are a lot of things are being dumpped into the game without any thought to play testing, or the laws of physics
30:41 <Hydrazine> Like?
31:43 <matt> I'm at work, I cant debate it right now...
32:18 <matt> but I like the 2 handed pistol shooting . with quickdraw and fast reload.
33:02 <Hydrazine> I haven't really messed around with gunslinger, but yeah.. how the hell do you hold two guns with your two hands and reload them too, with the same hands?
33:17 <matt> I'm old school D&D so I'm kenk of used to playing in a realistic manor as much as posible.
36:39 <matt> DM - there is a tunnle tight very winding (player - can I fit me horse and lance into it?)  DM - no
38:49 <Hydrazine> Fair enough I say.
39:15 <matt> but there are no rules about it, so the player could complain, no?
40:00 <Hydrazine> but there are rules about a large creature squeezing into a space less than 5 feet across.
40:23 <matt> true.....but the 12' long lance?  
40:41 <matt> I mean if it twists every 5'......
40:57 <Hydrazine> Yeah. I can back you up with rules about the horse, but not the lance.
41:23 <matt> of the same player wanting to put it on his back and fight with sword and shirld
41:27 <Hydrazine> But I mean, if you can tell him that he can't get the horse through, doesn't that negate the purpose of the lance anyway?
41:28 <Tashes> you need a newfangled collapsable lance! it works like an umbrolla!
41:42 <matt> ya, like a pool cue
41:50 <Tashes> That's the one!
42:02 <Hydrazine> I'd say leave it with the horse.
42:24 <Tashes> At least then the horsie won't get lonely
42:25 <Hydrazine> And are they really 12 feet? Cause that sounds crazy, but I'm no lance expert.
42:59 <matt> I agree...same tunnel, how about 3 8' polearms?
43:18 <matt> 2 on your back and one in your handfs?
43:46 <matt> see...D&D no way you could do that.  pfs, dm cant say anything
44:00 <matt> as I understand it thety cant
44:08 <Hydrazine> I don't think there was anything about it in 3.5
44:46 <matt> I agree....there wasn't butdm's wouldnt let people do it because it's stupid
45:45 <Hydrazine> At the end of the day though, dm call wins.
46:04 <matt> no one even tried to do it, most people didnt even carry them because you cant really stowe a polearm
46:36 <matt> even in pfs?  if a dm told me I couldnt stowe my polearm I couldnt really argue?
47:01 <matt> I guess my concern is the dm has less power in pfs
47:12 <matt> or lets players do anything...
47:17 <matt> idk...
47:55 <Hydrazine> I think you're right. Organized play does take some power away from the DM. The system doesn't really let him house-rule fix problems he sees.
48:20 <matt> same example, 2 pistols fast reload,.....dm "how do yuou reload both at the same time?  you need to have a free hand."  woul;d that fly?
49:40 <matt> I have a bunch of pfs friends that are playing in a campaign now, and they do get it.   ... I try to explane, if it seems cheeesy and abusive, or unrealistic, dont do it.  
50:06 <matt> anyway, I just try not to do that stuff.  helps me have fun
56:01 <Hydrazine> But you can't apply realism and logic to the entire game. Look at improved evasion. 20ft radius fireball in a 10 foot radius room, and the monk doesn't get hurt. Thats amazing, and completely not realistic. These characters are supposed to be heroic, legendary. And theres magic in it, and you can't realism that.
03:53 <matt> I agree with the example, mwhat I'm saying is dragging 5 pollarms around is not, it's nothing to do about heroic, legnedary, \etc.  I mean I've never heard of, read or seen anything like that.   
04:11 <matt> same as loading 2 guns at the same time.
04:35 <Hydrazine> ya throw one in the air, duh.
04:44 <matt> monk leaping free of a blast, sure, I've seen that in movioes
05:02 <Hydrazine> consider it what action movie guys do when they five 15 shots out of a revolver.
05:12 <matt> haha, there needs to be magical item to store it,
05:18 <matt> I have no problem with that
06:04 <matt> that's just a bad director, ie bad DM
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06:28 <Hydrazine> how many movies do you see with realistic reloading?
06:48 <matt> idk....I've never fired a gunbefore.
07:02 <matt> lets say 4
07:33 <matt> maybe the director doesnt know how a gun is loaded \either
08:46 <matt> anyway, that's not the point.  a 10 level barbarian can do lots of cool things, btu one shouldnt be 10 weapons that dont really get stoweed anyware
09:56 <matt> example.  as a GM, let me see your char sheet.  hey, I notice you have like 30 vials of acid, where are 9you putting them, you have no bag or backpack"
10:18 <matt> player, it doesn't say I need to stowe them.  they are just idk, somewhere
10:45 <matt> sorry, I have a meeting.  I'm not trying to be a cock...
11:14 <Steven> actually its not hard to store 10 weapons on your person
18:38 <Tashes> i can store ten weapons in a person?
22:12 <Hydrazine> depends on the sizing of the various weapons I would say.
22:39 <Steven> yup...
29:17 <Hydrazine> heres another fun one for you.
29:35 <Hydrazine> spring loaded wrist sheaths specifically say that they can hold, for example, 5 arrows.
29:59 <Hydrazine> Now longbow arrows are something like 33 inches long.
30:12 <Hydrazine> How in the world do you use your hand with 3 feet of arrow attached at the forearm?
18:16 <Avatar> what book are wrist sheathes in
18:37 <Avatar> 33 inches = ~1 foot, not 3 feet
18:45 <Avatar> oh wait that's cm
19:04 <Avatar> are you sure longbow arrows are that long
19:08 <Avatar> that seems really long
38:09 <Tashes> that's what she said
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58:35 * Tashes messages
58:51 <Tashes> i wonder what he'd do with a bear
59:07 <Tashes> D: How can ballig be stillll sleeping?
59:15 * Tashes pokes him with a claw
59:33 <Tashes> i ate a whole block of chocolate. 
59:36 <Tashes> now i'm way too hyper
59:37 <Tashes> like. 
59:37 <Tashes> wow
59:39 <Tashes> spam
59:42 <Tashes> >..
59:46 <Tashes> ima just go. 
59:50 <Tashes> its probably for the best. 
01:16 <Tashes> http://youtu.be/rLdOp5wEVoo
01:21 <Tashes> Have some nightmares!
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02:40 <matt> meh
19:46 <Hydrazine> 30 inches/75 cm is average for an arrow.
50:39 <Ballig> Tashes: because it was 5am
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30:49 <Hydrazine> Hey Ballig!
30:53 <Hydrazine> Do me a solid?
55:51 <Mort-> Haha realitx
55:54 <Mort-> Bites
56:11 <Mort-> But I'm not too well connected to reality to begin with
56:17 <Mort-> Heh
56:31 <Mort-> I never wonder where i stow 5 weapons away .
56:36 <Mort-> I just do
58:19 <Mort-> Longbow. Long sword. Quarterstaff
58:26 <Mort-> Hm not to bad actually
58:46 <Mort-> Its the melee types that get mind boggling
59:35 <Mort-> Scimitar. 2 morningstars. One bec de corbin and a small horsechopper. Now how do you store that
08:04 <Mort-> Seriously. Why do i bother carry weapons on mort
26:26 <Hydrazine> Same reason you always carry a condom. Rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
28:37 <Mort-> How crude.
28:44 <Mort-> Btw i don't ^^
28:51 <Hydrazine> Also, you can fit something 8.66 feet long in a 5' cube.
28:52 <Mort-> Carry one.
29:13 <Mort-> Just think of it you strapped it behind your back
29:17 <Mort-> Will work?
29:21 <Hydrazine> Aslong as I'm trig'ing this properly. Someone could back me up on this if you like to try
29:31 <Hydrazine> Not relevant to the question, Mort.
29:35 <Mort-> Uh i hate maths :d
29:57 <Hydrazine> The question earlier was how the hell do you fit a polearm through a narrow, low passage.
30:08 <Mort-> Length square + breadth square
31:06 <Mort-> Diagonal?
31:10 <Hydrazine> Lyta is nearing completion.
31:19 <Mort-> Get a mount!
31:21 <Hydrazine> Thats what I just crunched up, is the diagonal to opposite corners of a cube.
31:25 <Mort-> I think its a good idea
31:31 <Hydrazine> Then how do you fit the mount through?
31:41 <Mort-> Be a small race!
31:48 <Hydrazine> a mount with a polearm is not easier to transport than just a polearm.
31:52 <Mort-> Halflings have jinx!
32:07 <Mort-> Ask ballig and mek
32:15 <Mort-> They are the ones going mounted!
32:29 <Hydrazine> Whats the thing for extra languages based on int?
32:37 <Mort-> Did we tell you about ballig once?
32:40 <Hydrazine> Is it to int >10 or int modifier?
32:41 <Mort-> Linguistics
32:50 <Mort-> Int mod
32:57 <Mort-> I think
33:04 <Hydrazine> Not with linguistics, just off int. I think so too, but I'm not sure.
33:23 <Mort-> I always pick up undercommon
33:43 <Mort-> And morts languages are primarily summoning types
36:13 <Mort-> Hey hydra!
36:22 <Hydrazine> ?
36:29 <Mort-> what spells should socks the faerie dragon learn!
37:09 <Hydrazine> I dunno.
39:14 <Hydrazine> I'm at the part where I need to choose spells.
43:19 <Mort-> Colour spray
43:21 <Mort-> :d
43:27 <Mort-> Clw
43:48 <Hydrazine> I get clw, I don't think I get spray.
43:50 <Mort-> Enlarge person but don't do it on me
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48:10 <Mort-> Oh
48:34 <Mort-> You can consider sleep since your picking up slumber the same time as i am
48:55 <Mort-> Are you going hedge witch?
48:59 <Mort-> But one round casting time sux
49:19 <Mort-> You need mage armor
54:44 <Hydrazine> yeah.
54:51 <Hydrazine> no hedge witch, I don't think.
55:33 <Mort-> The level 8 ability is sort of crap
55:53 <Mort-> You wouldn't want to take a failed disease fort save in place of a tank
56:11 <Mort-> Maybe cause fear. But it has hd limit
57:19 <Mort-> Burning hands. Then you can have my swarms
57:27 <Mort-> Ill save them for you
58:14 <Hydrazine> Currently making a text file to store all my spell data in.
58:20 <Hydrazine> For faster lookup in game.
58:43 <Hydrazine> Taking a bit, since I do get ALL the level 0s
59:42 <Mort-> You can always spam daze
59:52 <Mort-> But its 1 every 10 rounds of combat
59:55 <Mort-> Fyi
00:15 <Mort-> From a former daze abuser. I won't abuse daze any more
00:39 <Hydrazine> use arcane mark!
00:41 <Hydrazine> be Zorro!
00:52 <Mort-> Did you hear ballig?
00:57 <Hydrazine> About?
01:02 <Mort-> Its not allowed because the spell doesn't do damage
01:06 <Mort-> I did try ^^
01:19 <Hydrazine> I don't believe thats a requirement. Neither does daze.
01:20 <Mort-> Why do you think i picked up close range
01:29 <Mort-> It is according to him
01:51 <Mort-> Anyway. New life. I'm still going to zorro
02:07 <Mort-> Fortunately this time i have a good reason to do it 
03:25 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/brand
03:37 * Mort- hums a happy tune
05:33 <Hydrazine> Can you cast inquis spells?
06:04 <Mort-> I can cast all spells with curse descriptior
06:06 <Mort-> Helps?
07:02 <Mort-> Spells
07:02 * Mort- grins
09:14 <Hydrazine> Lyta has a selection of 7 first level spells.
09:38 <Mort-> You'll need enlarge person. Clw. Mage armor
10:14 <Mort-> I recommend burning hands. Sleep. Cause fear / command
10:48 <Hydrazine> I was already considering clw, mage armor and enlarge on the list.
11:09 <Hydrazine> burning hands is mostly useful for the cone effect for swarms and so on, yes?
11:16 <Mort-> Its swarms
11:31 <Mort-> I am not a fan of direct damage spells in combat
11:39 <Mort-> You already know that
11:48 <Mort-> Infernal healing can be wanded
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18:07 <Mort-> Ok back
25:04 <MekkisScreen> moin
26:09 <Mort-> Morning!
26:12 <Mort-> Hi mek'
26:21 * Mort- bounces up and down
29:10 <Mort-> Train will be delayed waow
29:27 <MekkisScreen> you can fix that 
29:30 <MekkisScreen> with facism!
29:41 <Mort-> What's that?
29:56 <MekkisScreen> I strongly suggest you google it
31:02 <Hydrazine> hi Mek.
32:46 <Mort-> Fascism is a radical authoritarian nationalist political ideology. 
32:59 <Mort-> Its a big word. I don't understand :(
33:29 * Mort- is puzzled and scratches her head
42:15 <MekkisScreen> Facism is known for making the trains run on time
42:22 <Mort-> Ok!
42:29 <MekkisScreen> sure, you're killing off about 2% of the population as a result
42:32 <Mort-> Does it involve doing bad things,g
42:38 <Mort-> That's not nice.
42:50 <MekkisScreen> and trampling 99.5% of the population's rights
42:59 <Mort-> Oh. That's not nice.
43:09 <Mort-> Maybe i would rather the train is delayed.
43:40 <Mort-> One of the rights might be my right to sit here and play pfs :o
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44:13 * Mort- blink blinks
45:14 <Steven> god mekkis
45:19 <Steven> your form of facism is so nice
45:34 <Steven> only 2% of the population?  Pussy.
46:43 <MekkisScreen> I thought 2% was a good starting figure
47:03 <Steven> no way 5% so everyone knows they have a 1/20 shot of getting shot
47:21 <Steven> and then every year, mock elections, where you kill the competetors
47:34 <MekkisScreen> nope
47:40 <MekkisScreen> every year is too frequent
47:51 <Steven> or imprison them
47:56 <Steven> you know... whatever flavor you like
48:01 <MekkisScreen> no
48:06 <MekkisScreen> they just 'disappear'
48:18 <Steven> secret police ftw!
48:56 <Mort-> Oh
49:13 <MekkisScreen> elections every four years
49:13 <Mort-> Ok ill take trian delays and stop complaining !
49:24 <MekkisScreen> otherwise the UN gets annoyed
49:25 <Mort-> I don't want to disappear!
49:41 <Steven> BAH!  every year or every decade! dont fold to the capitalisic demands of the US!
50:13 <MekkisScreen> Join the Neo-conservative-communist party
50:16 <MekkisScreen> the NCC!
50:26 * Steven joins enthsiastically
51:15 <MekkisScreen> I was considering writing to the Pyongyang metro for some information on their network and architecture
51:37 <MekkisScreen> but then realised how this could make it hard to get any job requiring a security clearance
51:53 * Mort- smells mekkis and thinks something is wrong
52:07 * Mort- senses a disturbance in the force
52:22 <MekkisScreen> ?
52:46 <Mort-> I think your falling over to the dark side
52:51 * Mort- looks at mekkis mournfully
52:57 <Steven> mort....
53:04 <Steven> darkside is relative!
53:18 <Mort-> Uh not to me
53:25 <Mort-> Or actually i flip around
53:28 * Steven picks up the red phone and says he needs a pickup for a person called Mort
53:35 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: how many XP off 7 are you?
53:41 <Mort-> 1 scenario
53:53 <MekkisScreen> wow
53:54 <Mort-> No one high level to run with me
53:55 <MekkisScreen> cool
54:00 <Mort-> What's the point
54:08 <MekkisScreen> I'll need to run something special for you
54:10 <Mort-> I'm not that uber you know
54:12 <Mort-> Why?
54:19 * Steven Has Folnor thats level 8
55:23 <Mort-> I'm just a Universalist wizard
56:01 <Mort-> Well do we have any high level fighter types?
56:04 <Mort-> Not really
57:12 <Mort-> Anyway today i think I'm in jekyll mode
57:13 <Steven> people can always run premades mort
57:21 <Mort-> Nah
57:26 <Mort-> Just wait
57:37 <Mort-> Morts on vacation
57:41 <Mort-> And enjoying it
57:48 <Steven> morts your magus right?
57:59 <Mort-> No that was khaz :(
58:07 <Mort-> Morts a zard
58:14 <Steven> hey mort
58:17 <Steven> i forgot to mention
58:18 <Mort-> A Universalist so boot
58:22 <Mort-> What?
58:24 <Steven> sam made me cookies for backhanding me this morning
58:28 <Mort-> Cool
58:36 <Mort-> I don't feel like cookies though
58:41 <Steven> sugar cookies w/ sprinkles
58:54 <Mort-> Not really feeling like cookies
59:48 <Mort-> Re rolling anyway...
00:58 * Steven is a total cookie monster right now
02:24 <Mort-> Congrats
02:53 <Mort-> Mort will stay on vacation
03:34 <MekkisScreen> it might require the changing of a scenario :S
04:17 <Mort-> I need more adventuring khakis
04:38 <Mort-> Mort is not going adventuring with a gnome only!
05:24 <Steven> you so totaly will be! bwahahahaha
05:57 <Mort-> No
06:17 <Mort-> 2 people insufficient to play a scenario
06:19 <Mort-> Minimum 3
07:45 <Mort-> Mekkis are you talking about a 1-5 being raised
08:03 <Mort-> Or a 7 and above scenario being lowered
44:48 <MekkisScreen> is Jerus 5 yet?
44:56 <MekkisScreen> was considering Shadow's Last Stand 2
45:07 <MekkisScreen> Might be able to convince Ballig to play in it
45:13 <MekkisScreen> it's 1-7
47:21 <Hydrazine> Back.
47:32 <Hydrazine> No, jerus is one game from 5.
49:32 <Hydrazine> hptK29t.
49:38 <Hydrazine> ykeibfmw
49:40 <Hydrazine> -01095fnm2
49:42 <Hydrazine> raeg.
49:52 <Hydrazine> SO ANGRY.
50:13 <Hydrazine> Ever play a game and just have these teammates of absolute fail?
51:55 <Steven> yes
52:04 <Steven> seems like whenver i do team games on sc2
52:16 <Hydrazine> Whats up, Steven?
52:23 <Steven> sick
52:26 <Hydrazine> With?
52:29 <Hydrazine> Got the cancer?
52:31 <Steven> common cold
52:33 <Hydrazine> Slight case of death?
52:44 <Steven> I think i caught the mondays
52:58 <Hydrazine> Must be a thursday. Never quite did get the hang of thursdays.
53:33 <Steven> i feel better everytime i wake up from dat nappin
53:34 <Hydrazine> My witch is nearing completion.
53:41 <Hydrazine> Man, I love naps.
53:47 <Hydrazine> How does Sam feel about naps?
53:48 <Steven> yeah me gusta naps
54:00 <Steven> she is in favor of naps as well
54:16 <Hydrazine> Tashes takes some good naps too.
54:30 <Hydrazine> She likes to sleep when I'm reading out loud
54:32 <Steven> usually directly after a session of extreme cuddling
54:43 <Hydrazine> Sometimes so fast she has absolutely no idea what I was reading/
56:31 <Steven> im thinking of going back to sleep honestly
56:34 <Hydrazine> Hey Steven
56:36 <Steven> sup sup
56:40 <Hydrazine> I need 7 level 1 spells for my witch.
56:48 <Steven> um....
57:08 <Steven> for that witch....
57:19 <Hydrazine> I anticipate enlarge, clw, mage armor, and 4 more.
57:35 <Steven> purpose of the witch?
57:45 <Steven> dont get clw as a memorized spell
57:52 <Hydrazine> not being burned at the stake.
58:10 <Steven> you can use a wand of it, and if you ever actually prepare it im going to beat you in the face
58:41 <Steven> ray of enfeeble is pretty boss
58:49 <Hydrazine> i have to survive atleast one session without it in order to get to a wand
59:07 <Hydrazine> and my 8 HP doesn't exactly fill me with confidence.
59:17 <Steven> i say no!
59:41 <Steven> obscuring mist is a nice utility
59:42 <Hydrazine> You gonna be there to scrape my witch off the floor until we can get a clw wand on her?
00:04 <Steven> someone will have at least 2 prestige
00:11 <Steven> and they can buy a wand if they dont already have one
00:29 <Hydrazine> ranged touch is dex+bab?
00:30 <Steven> first 2 prestige should be a clw wand on every character
00:39 <Steven> dex, bab, misc
00:53 <Hydrazine> Don't reckon I have any miscs.
01:07 <Steven> medium size?
01:15 <Hydrazine> yar
01:30 <Steven> then yup, just bab+dex
02:00 <Hydrazine> +3 at level 1 isn't bad.
02:04 <Avatar> zzzz
02:10 <Hydrazine> Howdy Avatar.
02:13 <Hydrazine> Wanna do me a solid?
02:44 <Hydrazine> ray of enfeeble looks pretty good. thanks.
02:54 <Avatar> what
03:10 <Avatar> what do you mean do you a solid
03:32 <Steven> yeah ide say Ray of enfeeble, obscuring mist, enlarge, Infernal healing is better then clw imo
03:34 <Hydrazine> Make a slot on the site for my witch. Name of Lyta.
03:46 <Avatar> soitanly
04:09 <Hydrazine> I'll be done with creation soon enough.
04:11 <Avatar> done
04:18 <Hydrazine> Thankee-sai.
07:20 <Steven> Air Bubble is a pretty great utility spell
10:42 <Avatar> yeah that is pretty great
12:58 <Avatar> I didn't even realise ultimate combat had witch spells for some reason
14:31 <Steven> Bungle is pretty awesome, its like the opposite of true strike
28:49 <MekkisScreen> Steven: I think infernal healing should beAsmodeus-worshippers only, like it was in its first printing
29:44 <Avatar> then everyone would pick asmodeus
38:33 <Mort-> I wouldnt
40:09 <Avatar> why not
40:15 <Avatar> which deity do you prefer
43:49 <Mort-> I want to worship moloch :p
44:32 <Mort-> Hydra. Ill get you a ranger escort
44:39 <Mort-> Then you can lead me around
44:42 <Avatar> that seems strange, because none of your characters have chosen deities at all
45:06 <Mort-> I cbfked most of the time
45:25 <Mort-> Khaz would have chosen if he had the chance in the future
45:28 <Avatar> you would choose asmodeus if it means you needed it to get infernal healing
45:52 <Mort-> But was rping him to be dependent on how often he used his wand
45:56 <Mort-> Oh well
46:03 * Mort- shrugs
47:41 <Mort-> Mort worships nethys
54:16 <Avatar> I'm cancelling tomorrow's game; not enough people
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56:19 <Mort-> Fair enough
56:25 <Mort-> Going to go to Malaysid
56:32 <Mort-> Malaysia then
56:37 <Mort-> Get something organized to
56:53 <Mort-> I was the only person who signed up haha
57:13 <Avatar> yeah, we need more for sunday if that game is going to happen too
57:46 <Mort-> That i can't help
58:03 <MekkisScreen> what's running on Sunday?
58:18 <Avatar> shades of ice 2
58:32 <Avatar> we might need to find out everyone's availability, because nobody's accepting anything
00:31 <Mort-> Sunday my time is a bit short
00:57 <Mort-> Can't help it
01:11 <Avatar> what do you mean
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03:14 <MekkisScreen> Mort's going to die on Sunday
05:22 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: got to Brisbane instead
08:32 <Mort-> Why?
08:45 <Mort-> Sunday mort isn't even playing
09:00 <Mort-> Shades of ice 2 is 1-5
09:07 <Mort-> From what i am. Already out
21:18 <Hydrazine> Seems like we're running short on people pretty often now.
21:34 <Mort-> D3 is out on 15 th may
21:37 <Mort-> Could say yes
21:54 <Mort-> Haven't seen trist and jagged for a while
22:16 <Mort-> I cannot bring mort to soi2
22:24 <Mort-> That is damn obvious.
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23:09 <Avatar-> what
23:20 <Avatar-> yes you can
23:30 <Avatar-> tier 1-5
23:31 <Mort-> The best i can do is to bring grull for soi
23:36 <Mort-> Mort is 6
23:39 <Avatar-> oh mort is 6
23:40 <Mort-> Ffs
23:44 <Mort-> Nub
23:52 <Avatar-> I keep forgetting that
23:57 <Mort-> Yeah
24:02 <Avatar-> it's because she had the same name as you
24:07 <Avatar-> has
24:19 <Avatar-> nub
24:22 <Mort-> Yeah its called first character
24:23 <Mort-> So
24:49 <Mort-> I know if i pick up d3
25:08 <Mort-> My brother is going to harry me to party with him
25:12 <Mort-> All weekend lol
25:41 <Mort-> Atm I'm thinking of bumming off his cd the way he bums off my cell charger
30:12 * Mort- is a bum
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47:37 * Mort- wuhs then randomly fwaps her tail around
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54:55 <Avatar> you don't have a tail
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08:08 * Mort- tail slaps avatar for saying she doesn't have a tail
08:48 <Avatar> there's also no such thing as wuhing
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15:24 <Mort-> Its what my friends made up
15:33 <Mort-> We mix what and huh
15:41 <Mort-> And we get wuh!
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21:24 <MekkisScreen> Avatar, don't let your ignorance affect other people's abilities!
21:38 <MekkisScreen> next thing you're going to say is there's no such thing as UUCPing
24:13 <Mort-> Mort dictionary - its a term used for greeting or to express surprise, amazement or wonder!
24:28 <Mort-> The word wuh!
37:09 <Hydrazine> in the Mortionary?
33:47 <Mort-> Mort and friends dictionary
38:15 * Steven waves
46:01 <Ballig> Hydrazine: was at work by that time
57:44 <Steven> hey what are the rules for modules again or rather where can i find the rules for modules, i know they changed them a while back
58:21 <Ballig> it's in the PFS guide
58:34 <Ballig> chapter 6
58:37 <Ballig> sanctioned modules
58:39 <Steven> thanks man
03:55 <Steven> yay, i can play it!
03:58 <Steven> so
04:08 <Steven> how ya doin ballig?
04:34 <Ballig> just had a shower after the gym
04:42 <Ballig> very few things feel as good as having a shower after the gym
05:29 <Steven> word
05:47 <Steven> I am thinking of doin a scrub a dub dub once the laundry gets done
06:09 <Steven> went for a shower earlier and every towel in the house was dirty
06:29 <Steven> i swear man, you spend one day sick and everything goes to shit
07:01 <Ballig> ha
07:05 <Ballig> hate not having a clean towel
09:10 <Steven> well my big thing is we have like 10+ towels in the house
09:19 <Steven> there are 4 of us living here
09:39 <Steven> so.... how does me being sick one day and not doing the laundry translate into 10 towels being used
09:57 <Steven> its mind boggling!
10:39 <Steven> but yeah, i just put them all in the dryer, so in like 40 minutes get to take that oh so wonderful shower
11:36 <Steven> So there is this guy who has been comming down to the shop to play, Aaron.  He is a very abrasive know it all person.
11:50 <Steven> and he was 'helping' another player make a new character
12:14 <Steven> so i stop and say hello and check out what they are doing just as they are finishing up
12:32 <Steven> and i was like can i see? she says sure and im reading it and its an okay character
12:41 <Steven> and im like hey you forgot your traits!
13:03 <Steven> aaron didnt know about them either!
13:09 <Steven> none of his characters have traits lol
13:10 <Ballig> and Aaron said "WE DON'T NEED NO MOTHERFUCKIN' TRAITS!"?
15:18 <Steven> heh
15:57 <Steven> just blew my mind so i asked why he didnt know bout traits and his answer was nobody informed me I needed them.
16:22 <Ballig> pretty sure they're in the PFS guide
16:24 <Steven> so i went and fished through my bags and found my print out of the gude and handed it to hims
16:24 <Ballig> do people read that
16:33 <Steven> a lot of people dont read it.
16:39 <Steven> dont even know it exists!
17:10 <Steven> so now im printing off a new one!
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13:05 <OsterGuard-> Hey everyone
13:17 OsterGuard- is now known as OsterGuard
13:48 <OsterGuard> Anybody there?
17:06 <Ballig> sup
23:50 <Steven> dang it ballig, you should have let him squirm for a bit longer
24:12 <Ballig> I forget how we rehearsed it
31:08 <Steven> its cool
31:23 <Steven> showered, ate some food, and now im thinkin sleep is a good idea
31:36 <Steven> been up a total of 2hrs
36:07 <Steven> Tomorrow is the module Real of the Fellnight Queen
36:12 <Steven> realm even
36:33 <Steven> Folnor is gonna rock face like a boss.
39:30 <Steven> got me like 12k to spend
40:09 <Ballig> artimus has 12.3k to spend
40:15 <Steven> noice!
46:12 <Steven> actually ive substantially more
46:56 <Steven> i keep forgetting to get bobby to correct the gold on my module
47:29 <Steven> played the 8-9 teir, and he gave me 1-2 teir
47:32 <Steven> like a moron
49:39 <Steven> so... prolly have like 17k
49:44 <Steven> maybe 20
50:46 <Steven> partial credit for a module is what 66% of gold or 75%?
59:05 <Ballig> depends how many sessions you missed
00:22 <Steven> holy crap
00:27 <Steven> once i get this thing corrected
00:33 <Steven> ill have 27k
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01:18 <Steven> figured it out
01:21 <Steven> its 75%
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02:07 <Avatar> freezing my sorry white butt off
02:11 <Ballig> ha
02:30 <Ballig> were you out looking for work
03:07 <Steven> 21.7k
03:14 <Steven> conservatively
03:32 <Steven> 27k if we played up, i dont remember gonna have to check other peoples sheets
03:38 <Steven> to see what they got written down
04:02 <Avatar> yeah
04:59 <Steven> but yeah, thats a ton of golds
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07:16 <Steven> either way can afford a ring of invisibility
07:23 <Ballig> do it
07:30 <Ballig> what class?
07:36 <Steven> Cloistered Cleric
07:48 <Ballig> should be able to sit around invisible while you heal everyone !
08:22 <Steven> yup
09:59 <Avatar> fuck
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10:01 <Avatar> why didn't I think of that
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13:04 <Steven> the invis healing ability?
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21:02 <Avatar> yeah
25:26 <Steven> yeah.... standard action invis seems pretty boss
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41:11 <Forevernade> Anyone here used Codex Martialis before?
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42:19 <Ballig> Avatar: http://i.imgur.com/64s2c.gif
57:21 <Avatar> YEP
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