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00:06 <Nocte|Kazour> Well, he can do some evil for good cause.
00:24 <Nocte|Kazour> So yes, he could shoot the dog.
00:33 <Nocte|Kazour> If there were guns.
01:26 <Mekkis> there are
01:35 <Nocte|Kazour> If you allow them.
01:39 <Mekkis> they're allowed
02:07 <Nocte|Kazour> I would outright ban guns and anything high-tech (read bombs) from my fantasy game.
02:37 <Mekkis> why?
03:11 <Nocte|Kazour> Why? I dislike advanced technology in a fantasy setting.
03:32 <Nocte|Kazour> If I want advanced technology, I would rather play in Sci-Fi setting.
04:07 <Mekkis> given that bombs have been around since before crossbows, and guns have been around since before plate mail, I must be missing something...
04:23 <Nocte|Kazour> Well... You know what I mean.
04:27 <Mort> argh now what about my tail
04:53 <Nocte|Kazour> I would make the setting something like early medieval.
05:06 <Mekkis> if I was to ban something, it'd be steampunk ANYTHING
05:11 <Nocte|Kazour> Because I prefer some sword and sorcery.
05:17 <Mekkis> so no plate mail?
05:19 <Nocte|Kazour> Not steampunk :
05:21 <Nocte|Kazour> :p*
05:49 <Nocte|Kazour> When was plate mail invented?
06:18 <Mekkis> 17th century, I think
06:20 <Mekkis> or 16th
06:30 <Mekkis> late medieval
06:31 <Nocte|Kazour> Say, you heard of SpoonyExperiment?
06:35 <Mekkis> yes
07:13 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm.
07:22 <Nocte|Kazour> Ever played a solo game?
07:40 <Mekkis> not sure what you mean by 'solo game'?
08:04 <Nocte|Kazour> A one player game.
08:14 <Mekkis> yeah
08:25 <Nocte|Kazour> Those are pretty fun.
08:26 <Mekkis> I play nethack frequently
08:32 <Nocte|Kazour> I meant.
08:37 <Nocte|Kazour> Like in Pathfinder/D&D.
08:39 <Mekkis> oh
08:44 <Nocte|Kazour> Where there's one player only.
08:45 <Mekkis> one-on-one DMing?
08:46 <Mekkis> yeah
08:49 <Nocte|Kazour> And one DM.,
08:49 <Mekkis> I've done that too
08:58 <Mekkis> it's amazing what can happen
09:05 <Nocte|Kazour> Have you DMed?
09:10 <Mekkis> yes
09:15 <Nocte|Kazour> For how long?
09:20 <Mekkis> it's amazing how stupid some players can be
09:25 <Mekkis> about 4 or 5 years
09:31 <Nocte|Kazour> Cool.
09:41 <Nocte|Kazour> Maybe you could run me some practice games on Pathfinder?
09:49 <Nocte|Kazour> I need some reminders and all that.
09:50 <Mekkis> perhaps
10:29 <Nocte|Kazour> Ever had the problem of powergaming?
10:45 <Mekkis> depends what you mean by problem
10:48 <Mort> you're asking mr I ride on a roc :P
10:54 <Mort> (Oh since level 1)
11:00 <Nocte|Kazour> Heh.
11:05 <Mekkis> I've had more problems with people who bitch about powergaming
11:12 <Nocte|Kazour> I mean, it gets boring because how much they do it.
11:27 <Mekkis> as a DM, I've very liberal in what I allow
11:29 <Mort> it means level 1 monsters cant hit him(most of them dont have bows..)
11:34 <Mort> and he charges for what was it again mek?
11:39 <Mort> 3d6+18 or something?
11:41 <Mekkis> at first level?
11:44 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
11:45 <Mort> somewhat
11:48 <Mekkis> 2d6+6 I think'
11:51 <Nocte|Kazour> My god. 
11:58 <Nocte|Kazour> That's some high damage.
11:59 <Mort> (think of those poor monsters)
12:02 <Mekkis> nothing a fighter can't do
12:10 <Mort> what you can do is that they cant hit you back
12:15 <Mort> unless tey remembered their shortbows
12:17 <Mort> or magic missiles :D
12:26 <Nocte|Kazour> MAGIC MISSILES FTW!
12:28 <Mekkis> yeah
12:30 <Mort> and you hit more then a fighter does due ot positon + charge bonus
12:39 <Mort> and its a one shot for most level 1 critters Id say
12:40 <Mekkis> magic missiles nearly killed him in his second scenario!
12:42 <Nocte|Kazour> Magic Missile Wand is pretty epic.
12:58 <Mort> flying rocs are so cool
13:07 <Mort> but I swear next time I fly I wont be more then 20 ft above the ground
13:12 <Mort> one day I may yet grow wings
13:27 <Mekkis> Mort, before you do that, learn the flying rules
13:32 <Nocte|Kazour> I really am trying to decide, should I play a Sorcerer with dragon bloodline or a bard?
13:33 <Mort> dont worry
13:35 <Mort> long way to go
13:40 <Mort> 5 more levelzzz..
13:49 <Mekkis> Nocte|Kazour, going for Dragon Disciple?
13:51 <Mort> so I wont be flyin for a while
13:56 <Nocte|Kazour> Yeah I think.
14:23 <Mekkis> I'd suggest sorcerer
14:30 <Mekkis> but it's a hard decision
14:41 <Mekkis> another option might be barbarian/bard
14:43 <Nocte|Kazour> Say, what's the funniest ways you seen people dying in Pathfinder?
14:54 <Nocte|Kazour> First time I played a barbarian.
14:58 <Nocte|Kazour> I died raging.
15:00 <Mekkis> death is rarely funny
15:19 <Mekkis> the funniest death occurred in 3.5
15:22 <Nocte|Kazour> So no thanks on Barbarians.
15:46 * Nocte|Kazour feels like sleeping.
15:56 <Mekkis> of a horrible powergamer, mind you
16:00 <Nocte|Kazour> :)
16:33 <Mekkis> I have the logs: it was hilarious
16:50 <Nocte|Kazour> Hah...
16:50 <Mekkis> he had read a build off the web, and was playing a vampire
17:00 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
17:04 <Mekkis> worshipping a two-line deity who had the domains he wanted
17:04 <Nocte|Kazour> Vamps suck.
17:07 <Nocte|Kazour> Hard.
17:47 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
17:53 <Mekkis> he failed to realise that a) undead detect as evil when using detect evil; and b) a neutral deity isn't always for killing evil
18:29 <Mekkis> he was at the grand temple to his deity, where he cast detect evil, noticed a ding, and started attacking everyone in the temple
18:41 <Mort> why didnt his character recognize a diety
18:42 <Mort> anwyay
18:46 <Mort> his own deity
19:02 <Nocte|Kazour> Because, vampires are stupid.
19:09 <Nocte|Kazour> They are undead.
19:13 <Nocte|Kazour> No Intelligence.
19:18 <Mekkis> because he didn't read up about his deity: there was nothing to read up about
19:25 <Mekkis> and he wouldn't have cared anyway
19:30 <Mort> oh
19:57 <Nocte|Kazour> Anyone tried doing chatroom dungeon crawl?
20:19 <Mekkis> yes
20:24 <Mekkis> I wrote zorkbot!
20:29 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
20:32 <Nocte|Kazour> What's that?
20:34 <Nocte|Kazour> Can I try?
20:47 <Mekkis> let me start it up
21:03 <Nocte|Kazour> Should it be on another chatroom?
21:05 <Nocte|Kazour> :p
21:19 <Nocte|Kazour> Not to flood this chat.
23:17 * Nocte|Kazour goes to surf the TVTropes
24:15 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm.
27:46 <Hydrazine> so my story of humerous player deaths is also 3.5.
28:38 <Mort> hydrazine
28:42 <Mort> how long have you been wihtout sleep
28:54 * Hydrazine ponders.
29:02 <Hydrazine> about 13 hours?
29:10 <Mort> not too bad :D
29:13 <Mort> D3? :P
29:18 <Hydrazine> No.
29:35 <Nocte|Kazour> These tropes..
29:41 <Hydrazine> I think I've mostly outgrown the 'jumping on release date' thing.
29:49 <Hydrazine> i might play d3. when i get around to it.
29:56 <Mort> ah okay
29:57 <Mort> phew
29:58 <Mort> :D
30:04 <Mort> my brother is prolly taking a day off
30:06 <Mort> just to D3 now :p
30:07 <Hydrazine> I think I'd get more excited about DoW3.
30:13 <Mort> whats DoW3?
30:14 <Nocte|Kazour> Airport Novel, common tropes: "Contemptible Cover: Why else did you buy that third-rate fantasy "epic" if not for the topless elf girl on the cover?"
30:18 <Nocte|Kazour> Just lol.
30:21 <Nocte|Kazour> The hell?
30:46 <Nocte|Kazour> And isn't DoW  Dawn of War?
30:50 <Hydrazine> I might have a book lying around that I picked up mostly for the cover art.
30:51 <Hydrazine> And yes.
31:07 <Nocte|Kazour> Finally I remembered something.
31:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Hydrazine, what's the book?
31:58 <Nocte|Kazour> But anyways, topless elf girls?
32:03 <Nocte|Kazour> Someone is really low.
33:17 <Hydrazine> http://lustyreader.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/kushiels-legacy.jpg
35:46 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol... You fail a bit Hyrda.
36:03 <Nocte|Kazour> Hydra*
36:05 <Nocte|Kazour> Eff it.
36:13 <Nocte|Kazour> Can't type right.
36:56 <Hydrazine> Eh. I was younger then. And I will read most books I get my heads on.
38:17 <Nocte|Kazour> :p
38:23 <Mekkis> yay
38:28 <Nocte|Kazour> How young were you back then?
38:32 <Mekkis> my laptop's decided to fsck all the drives
38:42 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
38:49 <Mekkis> and is consequently taking ages to boot
38:59 <Nocte|Kazour> Fun right?
39:04 <Hydrazine> hmmm.
39:08 <Hydrazine> Around 19 I think?
40:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Hah.
45:02 <Nocte|Kazour> So Mekkis... You there?
48:47 <Nocte|Kazour> "And so the chat fell silent."
51:14 Mekkis_T41 ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
51:36 ZorkBot ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
51:45 <Mekkis_T41> here is Zorkbot
51:50 <Nocte|Kazour> Shouldn't we use some other room for the game?
52:01 <Mekkis_T41> it's about midnight
52:10 <Nocte|Kazour> And...?
52:10 <Mekkis_T41> I don't think anyone else is on this channel :S
52:21 <Nocte|Kazour> Except Hydrazine and uh...
52:24 <Mekkis_T41> !play zork
52:24 <ZorkBot> Sorry, sir, I requires you to identify yourself first.
52:42 <Nocte|Kazour> !play zork
52:42 <ZorkBot> Sorry, sir, I requires you to identify yourself first.
52:46 <Mort> k night all
52:47 <Nocte|Kazour> Yeh.
52:48 <Mort> Im going to zz
52:50 Mort has quit (Quit: )
52:53 <Nocte|Kazour> How do I identify myself?
53:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Should it be !Identify
53:30 <Nocte|Kazour> ?
54:27 <Nocte|Kazour> Uh... You there??
54:59 <Mekkis_T41> yeah
55:10 <Nocte|Kazour> So how do I identify myself?
55:10 <Mekkis_T41> it's been a while...
55:22 <Nocte|Kazour> You should have wrote instructions.
55:25 <Nocte|Kazour> >.>
55:39 Mekkis_T41 is now known as mekkis_tablet
55:48 <ZorkBot> I believes that is the wrong password for this userid
56:00 <ZorkBot> I believes that is the wrong password for this userid
56:08 <ZorkBot> I believes that is the wrong password for this userid
56:10 <ZorkBot> I believes that is the wrong password for this userid
56:13 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
57:36 hsdiorfs8 ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
57:51 <ZorkBot> I now recognizes you as #d&d
57:56 <mekkis_tablet> that's better
57:56 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
57:59 <mekkis_tablet> forgot the password
58:03 <mekkis_tablet> !play zork
58:04 <ZorkBot> Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
58:06 <ZorkBot> ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire
58:08 <ZorkBot> Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
58:10 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
58:12 <ZorkBot> Revision 88 / Serial number 840726
58:14 <ZorkBot> West of House
58:16 <ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
58:18 <ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here.
58:27 <mekkis_tablet> #open mailbox
58:28 <ZorkBot> >Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
58:34 <mekkis_tablet> #read leaflet
58:35 <ZorkBot> >(Taken)
58:37 <ZorkBot> "WELCOME TO ZORK!
58:39 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
58:48 <mekkis_tablet> Nocte|Kazour: you can take it from here :S
58:59 <Nocte|Kazour> #Continue
58:59 <ZorkBot> >[continue -> containue]
59:01 <ZorkBot> There was no verb in that sentence!
59:04 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
59:23 <Nocte|Kazour> How do I walk to north whatever?
59:27 <mekkis_tablet> #north
59:28 <ZorkBot> >North of House
59:30 <ZorkBot> You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
59:49 <Nocte|Kazour> And how do I take the path?
59:59 <mekkis_tablet> you go north along it
00:07 <Nocte|Kazour> #path
00:07 <ZorkBot> >There was no verb in that sentence!
00:13 <Nocte|Kazour> #north
00:14 <ZorkBot> >Forest Path
00:15 <mekkis_tablet> it tries to understand english
00:16 <ZorkBot> This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.
00:38 <Nocte|Kazour> #north
00:38 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
00:40 <ZorkBot> You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south.
00:42 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a pile of leaves.
00:56 <Nocte|Kazour> #north
00:57 <ZorkBot> >The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.
01:06 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
01:07 <ZorkBot> >Forest
01:09 <ZorkBot> This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be sunlight.
01:19 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
01:19 <ZorkBot> >You would need a machete to go further west.
01:26 <Nocte|Kazour> #east
01:26 <ZorkBot> >Forest Path
01:35 <Nocte|Kazour> #east
01:36 <ZorkBot> >Forest
01:38 <ZorkBot> This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
01:44 <Nocte|Kazour> #explore
01:44 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "explore".
01:46 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
01:52 <Nocte|Kazour> What kind of game is this?
02:06 <Nocte|Kazour> #east
02:06 <ZorkBot> >Forest
02:08 <ZorkBot> The forest thins out, revealing impassable mountains.
02:10 <Hydrazine> i think you were supposed to go in the house.
02:21 <Nocte|Kazour> #south
02:22 <ZorkBot> >Forest
02:24 <ZorkBot> You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
02:26 <Nocte|Kazour> #south
02:26 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
02:28 <ZorkBot> You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west.
02:29 <Nocte|Kazour> #south
02:31 <ZorkBot> >Forest
02:32 <ZorkBot> This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
02:35 <Nocte|Kazour> #south
02:35 <ZorkBot> >Storm-tossed trees block your way.
02:39 <Nocte|Kazour> o.o
02:56 <Nocte|Kazour> What should I do?
03:03 <Nocte|Kazour> And what can I do?
03:18 <Nocte|Kazour> #south
03:18 <ZorkBot> >Storm-tossed trees block your way.
03:32 <Nocte|Kazour> I can't go anywhere.
03:36 <Nocte|Kazour> I'm stuck in here.
03:44 <Nocte|Kazour> #north
03:44 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
03:54 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
03:54 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
03:57 <ZorkBot> You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
03:58 <Nocte|Kazour> Ah.
04:28 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
04:29 <ZorkBot> >The kitchen window is closed.
04:36 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
04:37 <ZorkBot> >The kitchen window is closed.
04:39 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
04:43 <mekkis_tablet> #open
04:44 <ZorkBot> >(kitchen window)
04:46 <ZorkBot> With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
04:56 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
04:57 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
04:59 <ZorkBot> You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
05:01 <ZorkBot> On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
05:04 <ZorkBot> A bottle is sitting on the table.
05:05 <ZorkBot> The glass bottle contains:
05:07 <ZorkBot>   A quantity of water
05:16 <Nocte|Kazour> #take glass bottle
05:16 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
05:28 <Nocte|Kazour> #look
05:29 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
05:31 <ZorkBot> You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
05:34 <ZorkBot> On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
05:57 <Nocte|Kazour> #dark staircase
05:58 <ZorkBot> >You used the word "dark" in a way that I don't understand.
06:03 <Nocte|Kazour> #dark-staircase
06:04 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "dark-staircase".
06:07 <Nocte|Kazour> #darkstaircase
06:08 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "darkstaircase".
06:10 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
06:15 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
06:16 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
06:18 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
06:20 <ZorkBot> Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
06:22 <ZorkBot> A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
06:34 <Nocte|Kazour> #take sword
06:35 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
06:47 <Nocte|Kazour> #take lantern
06:48 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
06:54 <Nocte|Kazour> #inventory
06:54 <ZorkBot> >You are carrying:
06:56 <ZorkBot>   A brass lantern
06:58 <ZorkBot>   A sword
07:00 <ZorkBot>   A glass bottle
07:02 <ZorkBot>   The glass bottle contains:
07:04 <ZorkBot>     A quantity of water
07:06 <ZorkBot>   A leaflet
07:28 <Nocte|Kazour> #east
07:29 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
07:31 <ZorkBot> On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
07:34 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
07:34 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
07:44 <Nocte|Kazour> #west
07:45 <ZorkBot> >The door is nailed shut.
07:52 <Nocte|Kazour> #open door
07:53 <ZorkBot> >The door cannot be opened.
07:58 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
08:04 <Nocte|Kazour> What do I do now?
08:10 <Nocte|Kazour> #smash door
08:10 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to smash the door with?
08:17 <Nocte|Kazour> #smash door with sword
08:17 <ZorkBot> >You can't seem to damage the door.
08:26 <Nocte|Kazour> #attack door with sword
08:26 <ZorkBot> >I've known strange people, but fighting a wooden door?
08:30 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
08:44 <Nocte|Kazour> #punch door
08:45 <ZorkBot> >[punch -> lunch]
08:47 <ZorkBot> There was no verb in that sentence!
08:53 <Nocte|Kazour> #punch the door
08:54 <ZorkBot> >[punch -> lunch]
08:56 <ZorkBot> There was no verb in that sentence!
09:06 <Nocte|Kazour> #look at door
09:06 <ZorkBot> >The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."
09:15 <Nocte|Kazour> O.o
09:22 <Nocte|Kazour> The hell is wrong with this game+
09:24 <Nocte|Kazour> ?*
09:39 <Nocte|Kazour> #take nails
09:39 <ZorkBot> >The nails, deeply imbedded in the door, cannot be removed.
09:45 <Nocte|Kazour> #look
09:46 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
09:48 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
10:04 <Nocte|Kazour> #search trophy-case
10:04 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
10:13 <Nocte|Kazour> #search rug
10:13 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
10:24 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm.
10:29 <Nocte|Kazour> #stab self
10:30 <ZorkBot> >If you insist.... Poof, you're dead!
10:32 <ZorkBot>    ****  You have died  **** 
10:34 <ZorkBot> Now, let's take a look here... Well, you probably deserve another chance. I can't quite fix you up completely, but you can't have everything.
10:36 <ZorkBot> Forest
10:43 <Nocte|Kazour> LOL.
10:47 <Nocte|Kazour> #cut self
10:48 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to cut the self with?
10:59 <Nocte|Kazour> #cut self with dagger
11:00 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "dagger".
11:04 <Nocte|Kazour> #cut self with knife
11:04 <ZorkBot> >You can't see any knife here!
11:09 <Nocte|Kazour> #cut self with sword
11:09 <ZorkBot> >You can't see any sword here!
11:20 <Nocte|Kazour> Ok Mekkis.
11:23 <Nocte|Kazour> Pretty weird game.
11:36 <Nocte|Kazour> Didn't know that you could stab yourself.
11:39 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
12:14 <mekkis_tablet> #inv
12:14 <ZorkBot> >[inv -> in]
12:16 <ZorkBot> You can't go that way.
12:19 <mekkis_tablet> #inventory
12:20 <ZorkBot> >You are empty-handed.
12:31 <mekkis_tablet> #quit
12:32 <ZorkBot> >Your score is 0 (total of 350 points), in 44 moves.
12:33 <ZorkBot> This gives you the rank of Beginner.
12:39 <mekkis_tablet> good job
12:46 <mekkis_tablet> #no
12:47 <ZorkBot> Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): >Ok.
13:03 <mekkis_tablet> #y
13:04 <ZorkBot> >There was no verb in that sentence!
13:07 <mekkis_tablet> #quit
13:08 <ZorkBot> >Your score is 0 (total of 350 points), in 44 moves.
13:09 <mekkis_tablet> #y
13:10 <ZorkBot> This gives you the rank of Beginner.
13:12 <ZorkBot> Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): 
13:14 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
13:20 <mekkis_tablet> !play wumpus
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13:30 <mekkis_tablet> !n
13:30 <ZorkBot> Instructions? (y-n) I don't understand your answer; please enter 'y' or 'n'!
13:34 <mekkis_tablet> @n
13:36 <mekkis_tablet> #n
13:36 <ZorkBot> Instructions? (y-n) 
13:38 <ZorkBot> You're in a cave with 20 rooms and 3 tunnels leading from each room.
13:40 <ZorkBot> There are 3 bats and 2 pits scattered throughout the cave, and your
13:42 <ZorkBot> quiver holds 5 custom super anti-evil Wumpus arrows.  Good luck.
13:44 <ZorkBot> You are in room 4 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
13:46 <ZorkBot> *rustle* *rustle* (must be bats nearby)
13:48 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
13:51 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 2, 3, and 5.
13:58 <mekkis_tablet> #m 2
13:58 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
14:00 <ZorkBot> You are in room 2 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
14:02 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
14:04 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 1, 3, and 16.
14:11 <mekkis_tablet> #m 1
14:11 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
14:13 <ZorkBot> You are in room 1 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
14:15 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 2, 12, and 20.
14:22 <mekkis_tablet> #m 2
14:23 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
14:25 <ZorkBot> You are in room 2 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
14:27 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
14:29 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 1, 3, and 16.
14:35 <mekkis_tablet> #m 16
14:35 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
14:37 <ZorkBot> You are in room 16 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
14:39 <ZorkBot> *rustle* *rustle* (must be bats nearby)
14:42 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 2, 15, and 17.
14:45 <mekkis_tablet> #m 17
14:46 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) *flap*  *flap*  *flap*  (humongous bats pick you up and move you!)
14:48 <ZorkBot> *flap*  *flap*  *flap*  (humongous bats pick you up and move you again!)
14:50 <ZorkBot> You are in room 15 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
14:52 <ZorkBot> *rustle* *rustle* (must be bats nearby)
14:54 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 5, 14, and 16.
15:05 <mekkis_tablet> #m 14
15:06 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
15:08 <ZorkBot> You are in room 14 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
15:10 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
15:12 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 3, 13, and 15.
15:22 <mekkis_tablet> #m 13
15:22 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
15:24 <ZorkBot> You are in room 13 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
15:27 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
15:28 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 12, and 14.
15:40 <mekkis_tablet> #m 12
15:40 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
15:42 <ZorkBot> You are in room 12 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
15:44 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
15:46 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 11, and 13.
15:47 <Avatar> open port 4000
15:57 <mekkis_tablet> #m 13
15:57 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
15:59 <ZorkBot> You are in room 13 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
16:01 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
16:03 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 12, and 14.
16:08 <mekkis_tablet> #m 14
16:09 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
16:11 <ZorkBot> You are in room 14 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
16:13 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
16:13 <Mort-> Its an inanimate object
16:15 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 3, 13, and 15.
16:25 <mekkis_tablet> #s 13 12 11
16:26 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
16:28 <ZorkBot> You are in room 14 of the cave, and have 4 arrows left.
16:30 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
16:32 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 3, 13, and 15.
16:37 <mekkis_tablet> #m 13
16:38 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
16:40 <ZorkBot> You are in room 13 of the cave, and have 4 arrows left.
16:42 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
16:44 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 12, and 14.
16:53 <Ausk> thats what you think....
16:57 <mekkis_tablet> #m 12
16:58 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
17:00 <ZorkBot> You are in room 12 of the cave, and have 4 arrows left.
17:02 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
17:04 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 11, and 13.
17:07 <mekkis_tablet> #m 11
17:08 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
17:10 <ZorkBot> You are in room 11 of the cave, and have 4 arrows left.
17:12 <ZorkBot> *rustle* *rustle* (must be bats nearby)
17:14 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
17:16 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 4, 10, and 12.
17:35 <Steven> This sucks, just got back to the computer
17:38 <mekkis_tablet> #m 12
17:39 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
17:41 <ZorkBot> You are in room 12 of the cave, and have 4 arrows left.
17:41 <Avatar> sux
17:42 <Steven> and d3 is still down
17:43 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
17:45 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 11, and 13.
17:52 <Avatar> oh
17:53 * Steven cries softly to himself
18:00 <mekkis_tablet> #s 11 10
18:00 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) *thwock!* *groan* *crash*
18:02 <ZorkBot> A horrible roar fills the cave, and you realize, with a smile, that you
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18:04 <ZorkBot> have slain the evil Wumpus and won the game!  You don't want to tarry for
18:06 <ZorkBot> long, however, because not only is the Wumpus famous, but the stench of
18:08 <ZorkBot> dead Wumpus is also quite well known, a stench plenty enough to slay the
18:10 <ZorkBot> mightiest adventurer at a single whiff!!
18:13 <mekkis_tablet> #n
18:14 <ZorkBot> Care to play another game? (y-n)
18:16 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
18:22 * Mort- pounces on the chewtoy in its new location
18:39 * Mort- bites the chew toy
19:20 * Ausk casts Litany of Escape on the victim of Mort's vicious attack
19:38 * Ausk moves over to the toy and picks it up.
20:12 * Mort- bites the toy
20:39 <Ausk> while its in my hand?
20:54 <Mort-> Yes
21:13 <Ausk> make your attack roll!
21:15 <Mort-> Probably its a cmb roll sunder
21:28 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
21:28 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
21:32 <Ausk> FAIL!
21:39 <Mort-> But your clearly being mean
21:56 <Mort-> Would you take away the bone your dog was chewing on?
21:58 * Ausk begins casting a spell.
22:17 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+12 Concentration Check
22:17 <dicebot> Ausk, Concentration Check: [1d20=20] 32
22:21 <Ausk> Success!
22:30 * Ausk Disapears
22:42 <Brunius> Why do I think about this sort of thing so much?
22:45 <Brunius> http://xkcd.com/686/
22:47 <BoomerET> Is there some way I can test to make sure I can connect (or somebody connect to me) in Combat Assistant
22:57 <Brunius> Chuck us your IP
23:02 <Brunius> And I'll try connecting
23:10 <Brunius> What version are you using?
23:20 <BoomerET> 24.5.253.171 
23:33 * Mort- uses scent
23:47 <Brunius> I'm connected
23:47 * Mort- bites ausk
23:47 <BoomerET> DevCA 2.1 build 352
23:51 <Hydrazine> Put a marker on it.
24:00 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 bite
24:01 <Ausk> scent only works on targets within 30feet
24:01 <diebot> Mort-, bite: [1d20=7] 9
24:11 <Mort-> Did you move?
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24:19 <Ausk> you dont know, im invisible
24:22 <Mort-> You casted
24:22 <BoomerET> Darn, 3 of you connected, thanks!
24:28 <Mort-> i smell you
24:35 <Ausk> perception to smell me
24:51 <Brunius> We're just fascinated
25:26 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7 perception
25:26 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=19] 26
25:43 <Ausk> you dont smell me within 30 feet
25:46 <Mort-> As you can see
25:59 <BoomerET> Ok, I'm shutting down, CA, thanks for the test.
26:04 <Mort-> He is clearly being mean to me :(
26:33 <Mort-> You wouldn't take a bone away from a dawg would you?
26:41 <Ausk> depends on the bone
26:55 <Ausk> chicken bones are not good for dogs.
26:55 * Mort- gives brunius a pitiful look
27:01 <Mort-> Another?
27:35 <BoomerET> Ok, there needs to be some way to upload PFS sheets, instead of having to fill out everything by hand.
27:45 <BoomerET> (I mean on paizo.com)
27:59 <Ausk> they dont want to store character sheets
28:50 <Avatar> what do you mean
28:52 <Ausk> ive got 6 charaters with exp on them, and another 10 built.  im sure im not the only one like that and im damned sure there are people a whole lot worse
29:01 <Avatar> uploading a sheet and filling in a sheet are two different thing
29:02 <Avatar> s
29:51 <Ausk> if paizo allowed people to upload sheets to their site the site would be terribly bogged down and likely crashing all the time
31:27 <Ausk> mort... i still got your toy... how much you willing to pay to get it back?
31:33 * Ausk moves
32:37 <Avatar> you forgot to change your nick back steven
32:49 <Ausk> nah, im playin with mort.
33:07 <Avatar> oh
33:16 <Ausk> I stole her chew toy
33:19 <Avatar> I just thought you forgot... cause that's a little weird getting into character when you're not in a game
33:35 <Ausk> you know... really Ausk=Steven
33:36 <Ausk> lol
33:47 <Avatar> no, Ausk is your character, it's not you
34:01 <Avatar> that's the beauty of it
34:28 <Ausk> or sometimes... its the real you comming out.
35:57 <Avatar> no, that's still you
36:16 <Steven> so 15k on Ausk... im thinkin scrolls
37:02 <Steven> 3xDispell magic, maybe a break enchantment, and...
37:03 <Steven> yeah
37:04 <Avatar> nocte
37:07 <Avatar> what have you played before
37:23 <Mekkis> raise dead
37:36 <Steven> screw that, Ausk doesnt raise people he strikes them down!
38:10 <Steven> thats healers work!
38:31 <Nocte|Kazour> D&D 3.5e.
38:33 <Steven> and i recounted im not 13 on ausk, 1xp short
39:03 <Avatar> then you are laughing
39:07 <Avatar> you give it to your healer so that he raises you
39:29 <Avatar> if you want to play, create an account on the site and look at
39:43 <Avatar> this page: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/newbie_guide.htm
39:47 <Avatar> and get everything on it
40:05 <Avatar> I'll send you a couple of invites to this weekend's games
40:42 <Steven> meh.... its to spendy for a scroll of it
40:54 <Nocte|Kazour> Dunno if I can do it this weekend, it depends.
41:20 <Avatar> that's okay
41:43 <Steven> cant cast it myself
43:00 <Nocte|Kazour> So... Why does my character have to be in a faction?
43:34 <rzv> afternoon gents
43:43 <Avatar> factions give you side missions 
43:59 <Avatar> in every scenario you get the main mission that everyone has to do, and your faction gives you a side mission (or two)
44:03 <Steven> think ill grab a scroll of breath of life though
44:09 <Avatar> and you get rewards if you complete the faction mission as well
44:19 <Avatar> it adds some flavour to your character too
44:37 <Nocte|Kazour> At which level do you start the game?
44:39 <Nocte|Kazour> 1st?
45:34 * Mort- is sulking in a corner
45:53 * Mort- refuses to talk to ausk or steven
46:00 <Nocte|Kazour> And uh... What factions would recommend for a bit crazy Chaotic Neutral Human Bard?
46:08 * Steven was about to throw a toy at mort. Puts it back in his pocket.
47:51 <rzv> huh
47:59 <rzv> ive set my profile to gmt
48:06 <rzv> but it mails me times in gmt+1
48:59 <Nocte|Kazour> Avatar... You there?
49:10 <Mort-> Your bullying me because you can
49:15 <rzv> right so 3am sat and 6pm friday
49:16 * Mort- growls
49:20 <Steven> you failed your checks!
49:33 <Mort-> Not my fault I'm a small one?
49:55 <Mort-> Even if you're level 12 doesn't mean you are allowed to bully murs
50:03 <Steven> thats untrue, this is cyber space you could be a 50m tall Lemur
50:21 <Mort-> No I'm a small one
50:36 <Steven> thats decided by you, so it is your fault you're a small one.
51:42 <Nocte|Kazour> And no help... >.>
51:43 <Mort-> And i wasn't doing anything to you
51:48 <Avatar> yeah 1st level
51:51 <Mort-> And you stole my toy
52:15 <Avatar> do you have the guide to organised play
52:20 <Avatar> from that page
52:24 <BoomerET> Don't make me stop this car.
52:25 <Steven> you were viciously attacking something.
52:37 <Steven> you're so violent.
52:44 <Avatar> if you really don't care about factions, you can choose one at random
52:55 <Avatar> but each of them have a sentence summary about them
53:00 <Avatar> you should pick one that appeals to you
53:20 <Avatar> it depends what flavour of crazy you like
53:26 <Avatar> they aren't specific to alignment or race or class
53:35 <Steven> when i frist came in here, you would just steal cookies, now you attack toys and randomly bite people... thats a trend towards violence.
54:03 <Avatar> anyone in here can help you, including mort who directed you to me :P
54:11 <Mort-> He gave of a toy to chew on
54:13 <rzv> mort has fled
54:17 <rzv> it seems
54:20 <Avatar> trust mort
54:21 <Steven> next someone is going to come into the room and meet an icepick to the face
54:22 <Mort-> If you throw your dog a bone
54:32 <Avatar> rzv does mincedsushi's game suit you better
54:33 <Steven> you're not a dog.
54:37 <Mort-> Wouldn't you expect your dawg to chew it:-)
54:45 <Mort-> I'm a lemur!
54:49 <rzv> ah i dont mind, i'm up for playing both
54:56 <Avatar> you're game
55:07 <Avatar> are you sure you can stay up for that long
55:14 <Nocte|Kazour> Sczarni seems interesting.
55:24 <rzv> ill probably wake up just before minced's game
55:38 <Avatar> you're not a lemur either
55:56 <rzv> i stocked up on tea
55:59 <rzv> got eyedrops
56:00 <BoomerET> Sorry to ask yet again, but I scrolled up and didn't see the answer... In the character template sheet, are the weapons/armor just examples of what it should look like, or are beginning characters given that stuff?
56:01 <rzv> problem solved
56:10 <Mort-> Should look like
56:14 <rzv> though the eyedrops are because my left eyes been bloodshot for two weeks
56:14 <Avatar> they're examples
56:18 <rzv> and what do you know its working
56:20 <Nocte|Kazour> Do you guys know anyone who's in Sczarni faction?
56:21 <Avatar> the weapons and armor especially
56:27 <Mort-> I would argue you start with a backpack
56:29 <Avatar> the inventory section has some gear you might want to get
56:31 <Mort-> Belt pouch
56:34 <Steven> begining characters are never givin anything except an outfit worth 10g and 150g
56:37 <Avatar> but you don't have to, and if you do get it, you still have to pay for it
56:42 <rzv> my spastic midget is osirian, i believe
56:44 <Mort-> But the rest..
56:48 <Avatar> yeah, you get a free outfit
56:57 <Mort-> I never cared about my outfit
57:09 <Mort-> I suppose i get wizard robes
57:12 <BoomerET> Cool, I'd hate to go out in a grimy dungeon naked.
57:28 rzv is now known as rzv|afk
57:30 <Steven> Folnor wears a Nobles outfit and Jewelry worth 300gp
57:54 <Mort-> Usually I'm bitey for a reason
57:57 <Mort-> Anyway
58:05 <Mort-> I don't just randomly bite people
58:08 <Steven> bitches love nobles Outfits...
58:11 <Nocte|Kazour> *pokes Avatar*
59:33 <Steven> I should probably take a nap...
59:47 <Steven> sam gets home 2h30min
00:29 <Steven> yeah, i think ill see you guys then!
00:40 <Steven> have a great one everybody... and mort... less violence
00:57 * Steven throws Mort a Toy
01:01 <rzv|afk> ill be fine for them unless my ex comes over friday morning
01:08 <rzv|afk> in which case im boned and ill let you know asap
01:18 <rzv|afk> but afk a few
01:31 <Avatar> I've got a character in just about every faction
01:44 <Avatar> if sczarni appeals to you, take it
01:55 <Nocte|Kazour> What's your Sczarni character?
02:10 <Avatar> actually I think he's dead
02:27 <Avatar> yeah 
02:30 <Avatar> he was a summoner
03:19 <Nocte|Kazour> Aww, that sucks.
03:21 * Mort- gets back to savaging the toy
03:42 <Avatar> summoners are overpowered anyway
03:51 <Avatar> I only rolled one up to learn the class
03:57 * Steven wonders when Mort will notice its attacking a Metal Tonka Truck...
04:28 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh really?
04:33 <Nocte|Kazour> Why are they overpowered.
04:55 <Steven> avatar... catch ya later!
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05:40 <Avatar> compare them to a character like a wizard or a fighter
05:57 <Avatar> the eidolon is pretty resilient, and can easily be set up to have say 3 attacks at 1st level
06:10 <Avatar> while the summoner can still cast some pretty potent spells to assist the eidolon
06:36 <Avatar> other classes don't really get anything close to that
07:01 <Avatar> I think the closest is the druid, but the druid isn't as potent as the summoner and the animal companion isn't as potent as the eidolon
09:00 * Mort- throws the toy against the wall
09:02 <Nocte|Kazour> And Eidelon is?
10:05 <Avatar> eidolons are outsiders that can be whatever you want them to be
10:29 <Avatar> you get 3 "base forms" and "evolution points"
10:41 <Avatar> the base forms are quadruped, biped and serpentine
10:47 <Avatar> and aquatic actually, 4 base forms
10:59 <Avatar> each form gets a few free evolutions and its own stats
11:16 <Avatar> and you get to choose evolutions as you level up, like limbs, or claws or whatever else you like
11:22 <Nocte|Kazour> I can see some powergamer abuse this heavily.
11:34 <Avatar> at later levels it can have things like large or fast healing
13:58 <Nocte|Kazour> What's your best character currently?
14:10 <Avatar> I have two, a gunslinger and a witch
14:38 <Brunius> Why isn't this HDD working?
14:49 <Avatar> aside from that I've got a cleric, druid, ninja and
14:50 * Brunius whines at Mort-
14:54 <Avatar> ummm
15:09 * Nocte|Kazour facepalms at Ninja.
15:12 <Avatar> I've got an alchemist and a bard/archaeologist waiting to be played
15:20 <Avatar> ninja is just a rogue alternate class
15:33 <Nocte|Kazour> Is the Golarion setting Society plays in how western?
15:34 <Avatar> I think rogue might actually be better
15:42 <Mort-> What's a hdd?
15:46 <Avatar> what
15:57 <Nocte|Kazour> Ninjas do not fit into European setting :p
15:57 <Brunius> hard disk drive
16:04 <Brunius> an external one, in this particular case
16:05 <Mort-> Over heated?
16:11 <Mort-> Just spoilt?
16:16 <Avatar> there's a asian style continent in Golarion
16:18 <Brunius> It might be overheated
16:24 <Mort-> Hope you backed up your data or your screwed
16:25 <Avatar> Golarion is a world :P
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16:30 <Brunius> my siblings left it on for 48 hours the other day
16:31 <Avatar> there's a place for everything
16:33 <Brunius> It's all movies
16:37 <Mort-> Turn it off
16:40 <Avatar> hey boomer
16:43 <BoomerET> Good morning everyone (well, it's morning to me :)
16:43 <Brunius> And the ventilation isn't exactly good
16:48 <Brunius> It's cool now
16:49 <Mort-> Give it 24 h
16:51 <Nocte|Kazour> Yeh. But what's the most used place in Golarion?
16:51 <Brunius> I left it off overnight
16:52 <Mort-> Oh oh
16:55 <Nocte|Kazour> Inner Sea or something?
17:07 <Mort-> Shake it a few times!
17:07 <Brunius> Compy just won't recognise it
17:11 <BoomerET> Absalom (Capital)
17:16 <Mort-> Try another comp
17:20 <Avatar> yeah Absalom
17:24 <BoomerET> Sorry, been reading all the sourcebooks I can afford.
17:27 <Brunius> Huh
17:33 <BoomerET> Darklands intrigue me.
17:33 <Brunius> Turns out it was just that USB port
17:36 <Mort-> And don't take the shake it a few times too seriously
17:37 <Mort-> Oh
17:40 <Mort-> Lol
17:46 <BoomerET> Pathfinder needs a 'Drizzt'
17:47 <Mort-> Cool
17:56 <Mort-> But I'm in a bad mood
18:06 <BoomerET> My deepest apologies, I seem to be in a very good mood.
18:06 <Brunius> Why?
18:06 <Avatar> you're never in a bad mood mort
18:08 <Mort-> Probably will last this whole week
18:16 <Avatar> don't apologise good sir
18:20 <Mort-> You guys wouldn't understand
18:31 * Mort- turns her nose up
18:32 <Brunius> Is it a female problem?
18:38 <Mort-> Yes.
18:39 <Mort-> Lol
18:39 <Brunius> Will we need to get Sam in to translate?
18:42 <Avatar> boomer mincedsushi scheduled an earlier game you might prefer
18:44 <BoomerET> I want to play with Hero Lab, creating magic items, monsters... But I have a serious problem...
18:45 <Nocte|Kazour> What's Drizzt?
18:55 <Mort-> Never mind.
18:59 <BoomerET> I have what's called SoS, or Shiny Object Syndrome.
19:00 <Brunius> Or is it the type of female problem that works on a 28 day cycle
19:03 <Mort-> But yes I'm in a bad mood
19:05 <Brunius> (On average)
19:13 <Mort-> Around there
19:20 <Mort-> Except mine is weekly
19:21 <Nocte|Kazour> You make it always shiny?
19:22 <BoomerET> Drizzt is a Drow, but he's not the archtypical dark elf.
19:48 <Avatar> steven > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdWqOWeQtA
19:49 <BoomerET> I should be focusing on reading the rules, but I want to play with other stuff. Fantasy Grounds, MapTools, Hero Lab...
20:16 <BoomerET> Hahaha, who'd have thought that I'd use the word archtypical. What is this world coming to?
20:24 <Nocte|Kazour> Too bad I won't get my damned Core Rulebook till next Tuesday.
20:50 <Avatar> you can use this for now: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
20:54 <Nocte|Kazour> I know.
21:00 <Avatar> or there's a PDF on that page I gave you
21:04 <Nocte|Kazour> Or the official SRD for pathfinder.
21:20 <Avatar> you just want the smell of the pages
21:24 <Avatar> I get it
21:34 <Nocte|Kazour> Yeh. I want to touch it with my hands.
21:38 <Nocte|Kazour> >.<
22:01 <Nocte|Kazour> Too bad it weights 4.4lbs.
22:11 <Nocte|Kazour> Can't hold it while moving around the house.
22:20 <Nocte|Kazour> Would get bit too heavy.
23:39 * Mort- sighs
23:58 <BoomerET> On my cleric, there's something on the studded leather armor, says 15% arcane spell failure, what does that mean? That if I'm casting a spelll while wearing it, there's a 15% chance the spell will fail?
24:47 <Mort-> Wrong
24:55 <Mort-> Because clerics use divine spells
25:06 <Mort-> So you don't get any spell failure
25:35 <Mort-> Feel free to wear plate armor with the right profeciencies
26:31 <BoomerET> Ok, thanks. I'm just checking out the core rulebook section on equipment/weapons
30:30 <Mort-> But clerics only get medium armour profeciency in this
30:47 <Mort-> 1 level of fighter mix will fix it though
34:11 <Avatar> I actually went to bed at a decent time tonight hoping to be awake early instead of sleeping in till midday
34:16 <Avatar> and yet I wake up after 4 hours fully rested
34:31 <Nocte|Kazour> Lucky you.
34:42 <Nocte|Kazour> I always feel tired no matter when I go to sleep.
35:17 <Avatar> lucky you
36:31 <Nocte|Kazour> ...
38:04 <rzv|afk> disregard sleep
38:06 <rzv|afk> acquire tea
38:20 <Avatar> I drink a lot of tea
38:31 <Avatar> I can thank tristen for getting me back into that habit
38:41 <BoomerET> I drink way too much coffee.
39:14 <BoomerET> I paid dearly for it. Kidney stones. Now I drink too much coffee, and a crapload of water.
39:25 <rzv|afk> tea too good
39:31 <rzv|afk> coffee tastes like poop
39:33 <Avatar> too much coffee can give you kidney stones?
39:34 <BoomerET> I like Snapple green Tea
39:38 <Avatar> how much is too much
39:43 <rzv|afk> >expensive poop
40:26 <BoomerET> Well, I was drinking about 32oz of coffee a day, and no water. Took a couple years for them to form.
41:24 <Avatar> er, how much is 32oz
41:33 <Avatar> I'm using the metric system 
42:02 <Avatar> just under a litre?
42:35 <Avatar> what's that, 3-4 cups a day
43:00 <Avatar> everyday for a few years would take its toll I suppose
43:24 <BoomerET> There's other factors as well, too much salt, and others
43:32 <BoomerET> For me, I really think it was the coffee.
43:47 <BoomerET> I never want to go through that again, so for every cup of coffee, I drink 2 cups of water.
43:56 <BoomerET> Time to get some sleep. Night all.
44:02 <Brunius> night
45:25 <Avatar> would you be safe with a cup of coffee when you wake up and then just water through the day
45:43 <Avatar> or are you still hooked on coffee
46:20 <BoomerET> I fill my 16oz cup when I get to work, and drink water the rest of the day.
46:54 <Avatar> yeah that's the way to go
47:12 <Avatar> get a hankering for green tea and you are laughing
47:19 <rzv|afk> ah cant stand green tea
47:23 <rzv|afk> i mean black :p
47:30 <Avatar> there's a lot of bad green teas out there
47:35 <Avatar> but the good ones are amazing
47:51 <BoomerET> There's some very good bulk teas stores here in China town (San Francisco)
48:06 <Avatar> yeah the ones in chinatown usually won't go lead you astray
48:14 <BoomerET> I like what they call Dragon Tea. Comes as little balls that looks like huge balls of boogers.
48:47 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol... Sounds disgusting Boomer.
48:57 <Avatar> dragon well tea?
49:43 <BoomerET> Anyone here use Hero Lab? Is there an output for what GM's here want?
50:14 <rzv|afk> yeah i had some problems making characters
50:17 <rzv|afk> i used er
50:17 <BoomerET> I've only played with it a few times, but love it. Tried PCGen, but found HL much easier.
50:29 <rzv|afk> venture captain, pcgen and the rulebooks
50:47 <BoomerET> I've seen the VC page, nice work there.
50:48 <Nocte|Kazour> Venture captain?
51:05 <rzv|afk> i just dumped stuff into the character sheet on the group website
51:06 <rzv|afk> er
51:17 <rzv|afk> its a web based char creator
51:29 <rzv|afk> i generally use it for sorting skills etcf
51:36 <rzv|afk> to check if ive messed up
55:31 <BoomerET> http://venturecaptain.com/Character.aspx
58:08 <Avatar> I don't like herolab
58:20 <Avatar> I've only used it to work out stats for an animal companion, and even that was tricky
58:46 <Avatar> if you need a hand with creating a character, ask
58:54 <Avatar> I'll guide you through from top to bottom
59:05 <BoomerET> Thanks!
59:18 <Avatar> how far are you into creating one
59:29 <BoomerET> Is there a specific need in the group that needs to be filled?
59:41 <Avatar> the thing with PFS is there is no "group"
59:52 <Avatar> it's not a campaign where you have a regular 4 players who show up every week
59:57 <Avatar> parties change every time youp lay
00:15 <Avatar> first and foremost, you should play what you want to play
00:34 <BoomerET> Well, I've never played a fighter, so thought that might be a good start.
00:43 <Avatar> that'll do
00:54 <Avatar> it doesn't hurt to create two characters if you like 
01:16 <BoomerET> I've always played either clerics or mages. But since I'm not at all familiar w/ spells, thought that might not be a good idea.
01:17 <Avatar> the first game you play is "free" - you can play it through with a fighter and if you decide you don't like the fighter, you can apply the credit you got in that game to another character
02:07 <Avatar> mekkis thinks sorcerer is one of the best classes to play as a newbie
02:18 <Avatar> I don't know if he's right, but he makes a good argument for it
02:31 <Avatar> you're not entirely new though either
02:55 <Avatar> the argument is that a fighter is supposedly easier to play because you just hit stuff, but that's sort of not really true
03:26 <Avatar> it's not difficult to make a bad build for it, which you get stuck with, and you still have to understand rules like cover and concealment and attacks of opportunity and readying and delaying
03:55 <Nocte|Kazour> Wait... Is there somekind of a cost for PFS?
04:02 <Avatar> no
04:11 <Avatar> why do you think that
04:14 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh so, only on character creation?
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04:24 <Avatar> sorry? what do you mean
04:42 <Nocte|Kazour> "you can apply the credit you got in that game to another character"
04:53 <Avatar> I mean experience and prestige credit
04:53 <Hydrazine> DEMACIA!
04:58 <BoomerET> XP
05:00 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh.
05:03 <Avatar> every scenario you play gives you 1 exp
05:08 <Avatar> you level up every 3 exp you get
05:08 <hsdiorfs8> can i apply the credit from the game i had with mekkis to a new char then? only got 1xp :p
05:16 <Avatar> yeah you can
05:18 <BoomerET> and you don't have to pick a faction until???
05:31 <Avatar> you need to pick a faction before your first game
05:36 <Avatar> with one exception, if you're playing the first steps series
05:46 <BoomerET> Ahh, ok, that's where I read that.
05:47 <Avatar> MincedSushi is running part 1 on saturday
05:56 <Avatar> but if you play any other scenario, you need a faction
06:05 <Avatar> so you'll want to have one ready to go if you need it
06:19 <Nocte|Kazour> What kind of missions do Sczarni get?
06:37 <BoomerET> For my characters backstory, he wants to be in Grand Lodge, as his Uncle was in it.
06:38 <Avatar> sczarni's considered to be the closest thing to evil in the game
06:47 <rzv|afk> eating children
06:49 <rzv|afk> kicking cats
06:50 <Avatar> that's probably the most telling thing
06:55 <rzv|afk> kick 12 cats during this scenario
06:56 <Avatar> yeah, pretty much
07:00 <rzv|afk> punch 4 babies
07:04 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
07:26 <Nocte|Kazour> "But where do I punch babies?" "My GM does not include any." lol.
07:43 <rzv|afk> and therein lies the rub
07:43 <Avatar> side missions usually just consist of hide an item somewhere without anyone noticing, or find out a specific piece of information from someone, or find an item
07:58 <Avatar> I don't want to spoil it too much
08:12 <Avatar> the newer scenarios are supposed to make faction missions better
08:23 <Avatar> (the scenarios that are coming out, but aren't out yet)
08:53 <Nocte|Kazour> I seriously want my bard to survive his first mission...
09:09 <Nocte|Kazour> Mission/Quest/Adventure whatever.
09:25 <Nocte|Kazour> What should I be prepared for?
09:25 <rzv|afk> no problem
09:32 <rzv|afk> just sing to them the song of your people
09:49 <Avatar> I'll show you a really handy thread, hang on
10:22 <rzv|afk> i dont think youll have a problem nocte
10:45 <rzv|afk> i had 7 in and fell over trying to stand up
10:51 <rzv|afk> int*
10:54 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz31ii?Painlords-What-to-Expect-at-a-PFS-Table
12:13 <Nocte|Kazour> Swarms?
12:21 <Nocte|Kazour> Oh, you got to be kidding me!
12:33 <MincedSushi> rzv: accept the invitation to my game on the site :D
12:53 <Avatar> swarms are mentioned there because you can get stuck in a situation where you have no way to deal with them at all
12:56 * Mort- waves at hydra
13:02 <Avatar> they aren't rampant in every scenario
13:10 <rzv|afk> i did yeah :)
13:31 <Avatar> you might have to deal with a swarm every level or two on average
13:47 <Avatar> you just don't want to be stuck when you come up against one
13:59 <Avatar> it's happened to me twice before, and it's not fun
15:00 <Nocte|Kazour> Don't bards have some kind of spells to deal with the swarms?
15:16 <Avatar> probably
15:34 <Hydrazine> i think Jerus has encountered 0 swarms in 11 sessions.
15:46 <Avatar> lucky Jerus :P
17:48 <Nocte|Kazour> 0 swarms?
17:52 <Nocte|Kazour> That's lucky.
18:06 <MincedSushi> Are swarmss till half melee damage?
18:25 <Avatar> you can't hit swarms with melee weapons at all
18:32 <Avatar> you need area of effect stuff
18:34 <MincedSushi> Oh joy 0_o
18:35 <Hydrazine> depending on the size of animal swarm.
18:40 <Avatar> alchemical fire or something
18:55 <MincedSushi> Good to know...
18:57 <rzv|afk> just turn into a dragon
18:59 <rzv|afk> and be all like
19:02 <rzv|afk> fuck the police im a dragon
19:05 <MincedSushi> I plan too!
19:16 <MincedSushi> I;m going dragon totem barb bitches!
19:37 <MincedSushi> beep beep I'm a dargon!
19:54 <rzv|afk> I EM DARGON
20:53 <Nocte|Kazour> Have any of you guys read Howard Phillips Lovecraft?
21:08 <rzv|afk> yarp
21:09 <Nocte|Kazour> I'm planning on reading some of his stuff.
21:45 <rzv|afk> its what youd expect tbh
22:13 <Nocte|Kazour> What's his best stuff you have read from him?
23:22 <rzv|afk> necronomicon
23:27 <rzv|afk> mate had the whole chunky book
23:32 <rzv|afk> so i nicked it and read it
26:52 <BoomerET> The Doom that came to Sarnath
29:33 <Nocte|Kazour> K.
29:48 <Nocte|Kazour> I'll pick a collection up from somewhere.
29:53 <Nocte|Kazour> And read them all.
33:56 <hsdiorfs8> just buy the necronomicon
34:20 <BoomerET> Necronomicon is horrible, useless. It's not even by Lovecraft.
34:48 <BoomerET> Utter garbage.
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35:10 <rzv|afk> pf read it
35:11 <BoomerET> Pathetic attempt to cash in on the awesome works of HP.
35:26 <BoomerET> </rant> :)
36:28 <rzv|afk> i dont consider lovecraft to be excellent anyway so im not particularly bothered
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38:09 <Avatar> hm
38:20 <Avatar> I have a little over 20 hours to download the remaining 163GB of my quota
47:12 <rzv|afk> wellp its nap time gents, take care
47:19 <Avatar> gg
03:47 <BoomerET> Ok, so I want to be a cleric. What do I do next?
04:33 <Nocte|Kazour> Hmm. 1408 looks like a pretty cool movie so far.
06:10 <Avatar> BoomerET: okay grab the character sheet template from the downloads section
06:20 <Avatar> the text version is better
06:48 <Avatar> make sure you've got the one marked pathfinder society, and not just pathfinder
07:10 <Avatar> also open up the guide to organised play
07:16 <Avatar> to chapter 2
07:51 <Avatar> it's worth noting that parties with clerics tend to have a much higher survival rate
09:10 <Nocte|Kazour> What about bards?
09:22 <Avatar> no, specifically clerics
09:41 <BoomerET> Ok, it's on like Donkey Kong.
09:48 <Nocte|Kazour> I mean. Do they rise or lower the survival rate?
09:58 <Avatar> neither
10:32 <Avatar> the thing with clerics is that even in dangerous encounters, they tend to be much more successful in keeping the party alive than parties without one
10:50 <Avatar> every pathfinder is responsible for their own healing, and usually gets a wand of cure light wounds after their first or second scenario 
11:02 <Avatar> you can spend 2 prestige on a 1st level wand
11:37 <Avatar> you earn prestige from completing the main mission and faction missions
12:06 <Avatar> then you just give the wand to whoever can use it during that scenario
12:16 <Avatar> hopefully somebody can use it
12:33 <Avatar> BoomerET: got it?
16:48 <BoomerET> Yup
16:56 <BoomerET> I'm filling out the template now...
17:05 <Avatar> how far are you
18:08 <BoomerET> 1/2
18:10 <Avatar> just need to know how much help you need, you might be okay for the most part or you might need every step
18:19 <Avatar> sounds like you know what you're doing
18:29 <BoomerET> Down to Savings throws
18:44 <Avatar> part of the class table
19:20 <Avatar> for your base saves
19:32 <Avatar> and then +con/dex/wis based on your ability mods
19:52 <BoomerET> I'm gonna try and do this, can you take a look when I'm done? 
19:59 <Avatar> yeah, just upload it to the site and link it in here
20:02 <BoomerET> Is there a place on the site to upload it? I'll look around
20:06 <BoomerET> Cool, thanks.
20:08 <Avatar> what's your character name
20:16 <BoomerET> Parney Tolarin
20:18 <Avatar> melvin
20:22 <Avatar> oh, parney
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20:39 <Avatar> Parney is added
20:44 <Avatar> are you still making a melvin
20:44 <BoomerET> Melvin is the fighter I created: #49952-1
20:55 <BoomerET> Parney is the cleric #49952-2
21:03 <Avatar> upload the fighter
21:03 <BoomerET> Melvin is going to sit this one out.
21:10 <Avatar> oh right, not done yet
22:07 <Avatar> I guess technically you could play two games, one with the fighter and one with the cleric and then decide which one you liked better to give that character 2 exp
22:27 <Avatar> I'm not sure if that works
22:52 <BoomerET> Nah, I'm thinking I really like playing Clerics.
23:06 <Avatar> cool
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34:07 <BoomerET> Ok, Parney has been uploaded I think.
35:02 <Avatar> half of it is missing
35:15 <Avatar> where's the rest below the attacks section
36:49 <Avatar> from what's there, everything looks fine except the domains section
36:54 <Avatar> where did you get those from
37:24 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/cleric/domains
39:15 <BoomerET> They're probably from Advanced Players Guide, let me check
39:36 <Avatar> how do you not know :P where did you find them
39:45 <BoomerET> Heresy Inquisition is from Ultimate Magic
40:02 <BoomerET> I used Hero Lab of course.
40:24 <BoomerET> How about the abilities, did I do an okay job of distributing those?
41:09 <Avatar> those are inquisitor deities
41:15 <Avatar> er, domains
41:16 <BoomerET> WTF, how come I'm missing 90% of the sheet, I'll try again.
41:32 <Avatar> yeah :P
41:33 <BoomerET> Ok, I'll modify those, thanks!
41:42 <Avatar> the abilties you've got are fine
41:47 <Avatar> do you want some advice on optimising them
42:35 <Avatar> if you prefer to have a certain style, better to go on your instincts
43:07 <Avatar> it's a good idea not to fall into the powergamer trap
43:07 <BoomerET> Chaotic and Good are acceptable domains?
43:44 <Avatar> for desna, yeah
43:48 <Avatar> chaos and good
43:53 <Avatar> chaotic good is an alignment :P
44:56 <Nocte|Kazour> Lol.
45:07 <Nocte|Kazour> What spells does Chaos grant?
45:10 <Nocte|Kazour> And Good?
45:23 <Avatar> look at that page I linked
45:32 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/cleric/domains
46:28 <Avatar> with desna you can take chaos, good, liberation, luck or travel
46:43 <Avatar> or any of the subdomains under those, instead of those ones
47:13 <Avatar> ie. if you take the demon subdomain, you can't take the chaos domain
49:59 <BoomerET> Keeping it simple, Chaos/Good
51:38 <Avatar> it's pretty funny, I've never seen someone want to show their char sheet and only have half of it there
52:00 <Avatar> have of it finished, definitely, but never half of it missing
52:52 <BoomerET> I'm unique, hahaha
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57:31 <Steve> so... american servers down for an update
57:33 <Steve> sad panda
02:13 <Avatar> here comes trouble
02:42 <BoomerET> American servers for Austnet?
05:53 <Brunius> I'm not sure the one level fighter drop is worth it
05:57 <Brunius> Compared to a feat
07:31 <Steve> no, for diablo 3
08:04 <Steve> the only game i care about until tomorrow at 6pm which i will care about pfs for 6 hours and then i will be back to d3 until friday if theres a game here
08:11 <Steve> if not then no caring until saturday
08:22 <Steve> and if not then, im free till sunday
08:39 <Avatar> sounds like you've got it all worked out
08:43 <Steve> sam woke up this morning and jumped on my shit about still being awake
08:47 <Steve> lol
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14:38 <Mort-> How do you bypass damage reduction
15:03 <Mort-> Or find out what damage reduction. Without the right knowlegde checks
15:49 <Mort-> Bless weapon won't let you bypass damage reduction on say 5/ silver on an evil creature would it?
20:55 <Avatar> you can't find out without knowledge checks except through trial and erro
20:56 <Avatar> r
21:07 <Avatar> what's the description for bless weapon say
22:51 <Steve> alright, im going to go nap until the games back up in an hour... have a great time everybody
22:55 <Steve> and if anybody wants to add me
23:03 <Steve> my battletag is Steven#1999
26:26 <Mort-> Counts as a +1
26:29 <Mort-> Way to go
26:42 <Mort-> I bet damage reduction is going to pwn me
26:58 <Avatar> what class are you again
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29:59 <Mort-> Never mind
30:04 <Mort-> Doodad!
30:12 <Mort-> Practicing shape shifting!
30:16 * Mort- grins
30:26 <Mort-> How to get a bite claw claw:-)
30:41 <Avatar> sounds like a synthesist
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33:30 * Mort- stares at avatar
33:49 <Mort-> Guess we get to work it out when it happens
47:08 <Avatar> what
47:45 <Avatar> you don't have to keep it a secret 
52:55 <BoomerET> That character template has some weapons and armor, am I to erase those and put in my own, or are those provided free of charge?
07:04 <BoomerET> How about traits, any specific sourcebooks I should focus on (Inner Sea Primer, Advanced Players Handbook, etc)
12:05 rzv|afk is now known as rzv
12:08 <rzv> evening gents
14:53 <BoomerET> Howdy
18:18 <rzv> oh dear
18:24 <rzv> someones been talking to me
18:26 <rzv> at me
18:30 <rzv> for the last hour on facebook
18:33 <rzv> forgotten tab
18:36 <rzv> she is not pleased
19:43 <BoomerET> I dropped FB a couple years ago. Not a fan.
19:55 <Brunius> Man, finally started working on the warhammer board I've been planning to build for the past two years
20:02 <Brunius> Can you tell I procrastinate?
20:04 <BoomerET> Zuckerberg is an immoral f***tard.
20:10 <BoomerET> G+ FTW
20:32 <rzv> i'd drop it but theres a few people on there i dont hate
26:57 <Avatar> g+ ftw
31:00 <BoomerET> Ok, I have a dependency problem. Tian-Min, what tab do I change that in?
31:07 <BoomerET> It's not a trait, is it?
32:30 <Avatar> sorry ?
33:23 <Avatar> if you're still using herolabs, let me tell you it's likely doing you no favours
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35:20 <BoomerET> Hehehe, ok.
35:27 <BoomerET> How about PCGen 5.16.4?
35:41 <BoomerET> Or learning the rules might help a great deal.
36:15 <Avatar> do it from scratch
36:21 <Avatar> it's not hard to create a character
36:38 <Avatar> did you use chapter 2 from the guide to organised play
36:47 <Silence_Deathstalker> your all still alive
36:49 <Silence_Deathstalker> T.T
37:00 <Avatar> what
37:35 <Mekkis> !dist 26 20
37:36 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 32.80
37:43 <Silence_Deathstalker> <-Lucianus, used to play here on my previous computer before my capacitors blew.
38:02 <Avatar> what capacitors
38:04 <Mekkis> !setdistdecimal  10
38:06 <Mekkis> !setdistdecimal 10
38:07 <diebot> Mekkis, !dist command is now to 10 decimal places
38:17 <Silence_Deathstalker> the ones on the motherboard in your computers
38:24 <Mekkis> !dist 26 40
38:24 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 47.7074417675
38:27 <Silence_Deathstalker> or the older ones that are liquidstate
38:53 <Mekkis> !dist 46 20
38:54 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 50.1597448159
39:09 <Avatar> BoomerET: upload your sheet
40:50 <BoomerET> I'm still playing around with it, this is too much fun.
41:24 <Mekkis> !dist 46 60
41:24 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 75.6042326857
41:34 <Avatar> upload it anyway, you should be doing it as you go so we can fix it up
42:17 <BoomerET> Ok, will do.
44:23 <Silence_Deathstalker> avatar what gameset are you doing your game in, and are there free slots?
44:42 <Silence_Deathstalker> and its name on site.
48:26 <Mort-> How do you play with the zork bot?
49:13 <Silence_Deathstalker> ...
49:22 <Mekkis> you type !play <gamename>
49:27 <Mekkis> there's zork, and there's wumpus
49:32 <Mekkis> but it will spam the channel
50:21 <Silence_Deathstalker> you've completely switched to PF?
50:25 <Mekkis> !play fortune
50:25 <ZorkBot> The Third Law of Photography:
50:27 <ZorkBot> 	If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined
50:29 <ZorkBot> when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark
50:31 <ZorkBot> leaks out.
50:33 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
50:51 <Mort-> What names are there
50:58 <Mekkis> !list games
51:00 <Mort-> For games
51:01 <ZorkBot> 0 games listed
51:03 <Mort-> Ah thx
51:09 <Mort-> !list games
51:09 <ZorkBot> 0 games listed
51:12 <Mort-> Not work?
51:22 <BoomerET> Yay!
51:26 <Mekkis> zork, wumpus, fortune, fortuneo
51:33 <Avatar> http://kotaku.com/5910683/the-best-of-the-worst-diablo-iii-anger
51:34 <Mort-> Ok time to make myself a pair of glasses
51:37 <Avatar> I can't stop laughing at this
01:35 <rzv> avatar, could i have space for another character on the site?
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16:57 <Avatar> BoomerET: I didn't realise you hadn't made any progress with the sheet :P
17:03 <Avatar> upload it as you start adding stuff to it
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26:33 <BoomerET> I just got swamped with some esxi monitoring to work on :(
34:56 <rzv> fuck work
35:18 <BoomerET> I like my work, lots of eye-candy.
35:37 <rzv> are you a stripper oiler or something
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39:54 <BoomerET> I wish. I work for GAP, lots of models and designers always milling about.
40:30 <rzv> fair enough
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12:58 <Mort-> #down
12:58 <ZorkBot> >Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
13:11 <Mort-> #up
13:12 <ZorkBot> >Attic
13:14 <ZorkBot> There is a table here.
13:40 <Mort-> #look at table
13:41 <ZorkBot> >The table is empty.
13:46 <Mort-> #up
13:46 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
13:51 <Mort-> #south
13:52 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
15:40 <Mort-> #down
15:41 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
15:52 <Mort-> #search chimney
15:52 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
16:03 <Mort-> #east
16:03 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
16:11 <Mort-> #west
16:12 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
16:19 <Mort-> #west
16:19 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
16:31 <Mort-> #read leaflet
16:31 <ZorkBot> >"WELCOME TO ZORK!
16:33 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
16:49 <Mort-> #knife door
16:49 <ZorkBot> >There was no verb in that sentence!
16:57 <Mort-> #open donor
16:57 <ZorkBot> >[donor -> door]
16:59 <ZorkBot> The door cannot be opened.
17:06 <Mort-> #read runes
17:07 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "runes".
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17:18 <Mort-> #look
17:18 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
17:20 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
17:41 <Mort-> #read gothic lettering
17:42 <ZorkBot> >The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."
18:04 <Mort-> #write on door
18:05 <ZorkBot> >[write -> white]
18:07 <ZorkBot> You used the word "write" in a way that I don't understand.
18:58 <Mort-> #throw trophy case at door
18:59 <ZorkBot> >You don't have the trophy case.
19:09 <Mort-> #hit door
19:09 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to hit the door with?
19:20 <Mort-> #hit door with knife
19:21 <ZorkBot> >I've known strange people, but fighting a wooden door?
19:40 <Mort-> #sunder door
19:41 <ZorkBot> >[sunder -> under]
19:43 <ZorkBot> There was no verb in that sentence!
20:31 <Brunius> Man
20:41 <Brunius> Anyone here got ArmA II?
21:28 <Brunius> #break door
21:28 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to break the door with?
21:36 <Brunius> #break door with sword
21:37 <ZorkBot> >You can't seem to damage the door.
21:40 <Brunius> #inv
21:41 <ZorkBot> >[inv -> in]
21:41 <Mort-> Lol
21:43 <ZorkBot> You can't go that way.
21:46 <Brunius> #inventory
21:47 <ZorkBot> >You are carrying:
21:48 <ZorkBot>   A nasty knife
21:50 <ZorkBot>   A rope
21:52 <ZorkBot>   A glass bottle
21:54 <ZorkBot>   The glass bottle contains:
21:55 <Brunius> #break door with knife
21:56 <ZorkBot>     A quantity of water
21:58 <ZorkBot>   A brass lantern (providing light)
22:00 <ZorkBot>   A sword
22:02 <ZorkBot>   A brown sack
22:04 <ZorkBot>   A leaflet
22:06 <ZorkBot> >You can't seem to damage the door.
22:11 <Brunius> @read leaflet
22:13 <Mort-> I tried
22:16 <Brunius> #read leaflet
22:17 <ZorkBot> >"WELCOME TO ZORK!
22:19 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
22:43 <Mort-> #north
22:44 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
22:49 <Mort-> #west
22:50 <ZorkBot> >The door is nailed shut.
23:05 <Mort-> #unnail door
23:05 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "unnail".
23:14 <Mort-> #open door
23:15 <ZorkBot> >The door cannot be opened.
23:17 <Brunius> #dehinge door
23:17 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "dehinge".
23:20 <Brunius> #look
23:20 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
23:22 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
23:30 <Brunius> #kick door
23:30 <ZorkBot> >Kicking the wooden door has no effect.
23:37 <Brunius> #search room
23:42 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "room".
23:48 <Brunius> #search
23:48 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to search?
23:55 <Brunius> #search Living ROom
23:55 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "living".
23:57 <Mort-> #search living room
23:57 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "living".
23:59 <Mort-> Oh
24:02 <Brunius> #search area
24:03 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "area".
24:12 <Brunius> #search trophy case
24:13 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
25:17 <Brunius> #search door
25:18 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
26:21 <Brunius> #remove nails with knife
26:22 <ZorkBot> >That sentence isn't one I recognize.
26:27 <Brunius> #take nails
26:27 <ZorkBot> >The nails, deeply imbedded in the door, cannot be removed.
26:35 <Brunius> #search rug
26:36 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
26:49 <Brunius> I'm out of ideas
26:54 <Brunius> And should probably sleep
26:57 <Brunius> Night guys
27:48 <Brunius> (Oh, btw mort...don't go into the woods under any circumstances)
29:02 <Mort-> I already did
37:13 <Brunius> #move rug
37:13 <ZorkBot> >With a great effort, the rug is moved to one side of the room, revealing the dusty cover of a closed trap door.
38:59 <Mort-> Wow
39:15 <Mort-> #enter trap donr
39:15 <ZorkBot> >[donr -> door]
39:18 <ZorkBot> You should supply a direction!
39:32 <Mort-> #open trapdoor
39:33 <ZorkBot> >The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.
39:43 <Mort-> #down
39:44 <ZorkBot> >The trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.
39:46 <ZorkBot> Cellar
39:48 <ZorkBot> You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.
39:50 <ZorkBot> Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
40:07 <Mort-> #north
40:07 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
40:09 <ZorkBot> This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.
40:11 <ZorkBot> A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all passages out of the room.
40:13 <ZorkBot> Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
40:27 <Mort-> #kill troll with sword
40:27 <ZorkBot> >A good stroke, but it's too slow; the troll dodges.
40:29 <ZorkBot> The troll swings his axe, and it nicks your arm as you dodge.
40:45 <Mort-> #kill troll with sword
40:45 <ZorkBot> >The haft of your sword knocks out the troll.
40:59 <Mort-> #kill troll
41:00 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to kill the troll with?
41:08 <Mort-> #kill troll with sword
41:08 <ZorkBot> >The unarmed troll cannot defend himself: He dies.
41:10 <ZorkBot> Almost as soon as the troll breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared.
41:12 <ZorkBot> Your sword is no longer glowing.
41:19 <Mort-> #look
41:20 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
41:22 <ZorkBot> This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.
41:24 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
41:33 <Mort-> #take axe
41:33 <ZorkBot> >Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition.
41:50 <Mort-> #east
41:50 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
41:52 <ZorkBot> This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down at the north end of the room.
42:01 <Mort-> #north
42:02 <ZorkBot> >Chasm
42:04 <ZorkBot> A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.
42:23 <Mort-> #enter passage
42:30 <ZorkBot> >You hit your head against the way as you attempt this feat.
42:37 <Mort-> #follow path
42:37 <ZorkBot> >You must specify a direction to go.
42:52 <Mort-> #north
42:52 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
43:01 <Mort-> #south
43:01 <ZorkBot> >North-South Passage
43:03 <ZorkBot> This is a high north-south passage, which forks to the northeast.
43:15 <Mort-> #northeast
43:16 <ZorkBot> >Deep Canyon
43:18 <ZorkBot> You are on the south edge of a deep canyon. Passages lead off to the east, northwest and southwest. A stairway leads down. You can hear the sound of flowing water from below.
43:27 <Mort-> #down
43:28 <ZorkBot> >Loud Room
43:30 <ZorkBot> This is a large room with a ceiling which cannot be detected from the ground. There is a narrow passage from east to west and a stone stairway leading upward. The room is deafeningly loud with an undetermined rushing sound. The sound seems to reverberate from all of the walls, making it difficult even to think.
43:32 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a large platinum bar.
43:48 <Mort-> #take large platinium bar
43:49 <ZorkBot> >bar bar ...
44:01 <Mort-> #take bar
44:01 <ZorkBot> >bar bar ...
44:14 <Mort-> #west
44:15 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
44:17 <ZorkBot> This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
44:29 <Mort-> #west
44:29 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
44:38 <Mort-> #look
44:38 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
44:40 <ZorkBot> This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down at the north end of the room.
44:54 <Mort-> #down
44:55 <ZorkBot> >Chasm
45:16 <Mort-> #southwest
45:16 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
45:25 <Mort-> #look
45:25 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
45:27 <ZorkBot> This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down at the north end of the room.
45:32 <Mort-> #east
45:33 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
45:40 <Mort-> #east
45:40 <ZorkBot> >Loud Room
45:43 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a large platinum bar.
45:51 <Mort-> #look
45:51 <ZorkBot> >look look ...
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01:09 <BoomerET> Mort!
02:34 <Mort-> Morning
02:49 * Mort- rubs sleepy out of her eyes
03:02 * Mort- has a pair of huge black eyes
06:17 <BoomerET> Did you get smacked? Run into a wall/dooor? In an accident?
06:59 <Mort-> No
07:12 <BoomerET> Also, for the character sheet that's on the website. Is there some way to generate that from another program, or Venture_captain, or somesuch thing?
07:18 <Mort-> Look at mort from magadascar
07:27 <Mort-> Herolab
07:45 <BoomerET> Is it built-in, or a custom output that I can download?
07:51 <Mort-> Or when mekkis gets here ask him for his site
08:02 <BoomerET> I bought HL, and like it, but Avatar warned me about it.
08:09 <Mort-> Its just fill in the form for meks
08:22 <Mort-> I have no money for it
08:25 <Mort-> So I'm poor
08:53 <Mort-> No clue how hl looks like
10:01 <BoomerET> PCGen?
10:07 <BoomerET> Venture captain site?
11:25 <BoomerET> Hmm, appears the Venture captain site hasn't been updated in a while, there's not Grand Lodge faction.
11:47 <Mort-> Never used either
11:52 <Mort-> Just use the dnd format
11:58 <Mort-> On the site
13:26 <BoomerET> Thanks!
13:37 <BoomerET> You can afford PCGen, can't you?
14:42 <Mort-> Nah
14:52 <Mort-> I'm too set in my old ways to change :p
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49:53 <MincedSushi> LoveMeLoveMe!
49:59 <BoomerET> Hello MS
50:01 <MincedSushi> Hey guys :D
50:05 <MincedSushi> Hello sir
50:18 <MincedSushi> Good to see you back!
50:39 <MincedSushi> Also saw that you were going to join us for the evening game. 
50:44 <MincedSushi> What are you playing?
50:53 <MincedSushi> <-- Curious
50:58 <Mort-> I'm messing up
51:10 <MincedSushi> :<
51:14 <MincedSushi> Messing up how?
51:23 <Mort-> At least thinking on what i should get
51:29 <MincedSushi> Ah~
51:38 <Mort-> While shopping
51:49 <MincedSushi> Delicious foods?
52:02 <Mort-> What are good items every adventurer should carry
52:12 <Mort-> I know i shouldn't try to cover everything
52:23 <Mort-> I won't be able to anyway
52:47 <MincedSushi> hmm
52:58 <MincedSushi> HOnestly have you seen the Pathfinder adventure kit
53:03 <MincedSushi> it was pretty nice
53:05 <Mort-> No
53:12 <Mort-> Give me the link
53:18 <MincedSushi> I think it was in the pfs guide
53:28 <Mort-> Oh what does it contain
53:52 <Mort-> I have dark vision so lack of light won't really hamper me
53:55 <MincedSushi> goodies for all the boys and girls (my way of saying I don't remember)
53:58 <Mort-> Great not to be human
54:04 <Mort-> Ok so what is it 
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54:33 <Mort-> Its great not to be human
54:49 <MincedSushi> I'm trying to find it hold your horses
56:45 <BoomerET> Going to try to run a human cleric
57:46 <Silence_Deathstalker> ^.-
58:42 <Mort-> I'm waiting for my kit :p
58:52 * Silence_Deathstalker wishes PF had something like the quicky lists of PHB II
59:38 <Silence_Deathstalker> are there open slots for a rusty 3.5'er?
00:18 * Silence_Deathstalker referring to self.
00:28 <MincedSushi> I can't find th ebook xD
00:34 <BoomerET> There must be a blog entry or article someplace entitled, "What every adventurer should have"
00:39 <MincedSushi> It's sitting onmy desktop at home
01:20 <Mort-> Heh
01:41 <Mort-> Well actually i can write most of the list myself
01:50 <Mort-> Just worried that i might miss out something
01:52 <Mort-> ^^
02:01 <Mort-> Besides i am different
02:06 <Silence_Deathstalker> rope, weapon, armor
02:07 <Silence_Deathstalker> :P
02:15 <Mort-> Normal light business doesn't really hamper me
02:19 <BoomerET> Small mirror, flint/steel, torches, food
02:28 <BoomerET> shovel?
02:29 <MincedSushi> Found it!
02:35 <Mort-> Does it help if i tell you i need neither weapons or armor?
02:47 <Mort-> None of my characters carry shovels
02:50 <BoomerET> Monk-ey?
03:13 <Mort-> Not exactly but principles are the same
03:16 * Silence_Deathstalker wishes i had my old character sheets
03:23 <Silence_Deathstalker> those could of helped you with the must haves
03:30 <Silence_Deathstalker> T.T
03:44 <Mort-> I don't bring shovel
03:47 * Silence_Deathstalker searches
03:50 <Mort-> Food yes
04:05 <Mort-> But most pfs mods 
04:14 <Mort-> You can go around buy stuff
04:23 <Mort-> Or its all done in one day
04:26 <Mort-> Mirror why?
04:48 <Mort-> Flint steel and torches i don't really need light
04:58 <Mort-> Boomeret
05:02 <Mort-> Check your pm
05:41 <Silence_Deathstalker> mirrors for looking around corners, or signalling from distance
05:51 <Mort-> I have 50ft of movement
05:59 <Mort-> Ill just charge around the corner
06:18 <Mort-> And for distance signalling there is a spell called message
06:19 <MincedSushi> too cautious
07:15 <Mort-> Really
07:18 <Mort-> Hm
07:51 <Silence_Deathstalker> why waste a spell
08:10 <Silence_Deathstalker> are discussing equip for MS's game?
08:11 <Mort-> Cantrip
08:16 <Mort-> Unlimited usage
08:20 <Mort-> Not an issue
08:24 <MincedSushi> backpack, bedroll, belt puch, clay mug, dagger, 2 fishfooks, flint steel, sewing needle, signal wistle, 50ft string, 50ft thread, waterskin
08:26 <Silence_Deathstalker> oh yeah PF
08:34 <MincedSushi> Week of rations, whetstone
08:38 <Mort-> Water skin i have it
08:41 <MincedSushi> that's 15g
08:47 <Mort-> Whetstone no need
08:50 <MincedSushi> 12g
08:58 <MincedSushi> Standardized kit
09:30 <Silence_Deathstalker> running a strict equipment game?
09:32 <Mort-> Why sewing meddle
09:37 <Mort-> Needle
09:38 <Mort-> Ill take all the stuff seperately
09:42 <Silence_Deathstalker> counting food, counting arrows?
09:54 <Mort-> I have back pack. Spell component pouch.
09:54 <Mort-> Belt pouch
10:01 <Mort-> Water skin
10:05 <Mort-> Half arrows you shoot are gone
10:17 <Mort-> But food usually doesn't come into play
10:26 <Mort-> Because scenarios don't last more then a day
10:43 <Silence_Deathstalker> spellbook
10:46 <Mort-> Id screw fish hooks
10:54 <Mort-> I need no spell book
11:03 <Mort-> Spontaneous caster
11:12 <Mort-> Bed roll yes
11:24 <Silence_Deathstalker> brb
12:18 <Mort-> Have about 60 arrows with me
12:41 <Mort-> Should be enough to shoot the fek out of things
12:47 <Mort-> A short bow as well
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14:22 <Mort-> Signal whistle must as well
14:44 <Mort-> Light and cheap.
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18:08 <Mort-> I always dc in the train
18:11 <Mort-> At some point of time
19:56 <Silence_Deathstalker> what classes do you currently have?
20:45 <BoomerET> Train? I ride a train too. BART
20:49 <Mort-> Wizard. But i don't worry about her much
21:02 <BoomerET> But I won't be in the tube for about another 30 mins.
21:43 <Mort-> Not playing her for a long time probably
22:19 <BoomerET> Are there Drow in PF?
22:21 <Mort-> A ranger a sorc and a magus
22:28 <Mort-> Probably ill get ioun torches for everyone without dark vision
22:28 <Mort-> No
22:54 <Mort-> i think drow are too powerful
22:55 <Mort-> Only what's allowed in cord
22:55 <Mort-> Core
23:11 <Mort-> I think sr starts poking its ugly head in
23:35 <Silence_Deathstalker> albino drow
23:38 <Silence_Deathstalker> ow wait 3.5e
23:39 <Silence_Deathstalker> :P
23:52 <Mort-> Don't tell me about editions
23:58 <Mort-> I only know this world
24:20 <Mort-> Never been any where other then here
24:33 <Silence_Deathstalker> eitherway which game is this?
24:41 <Mort-> Pfs?
24:44 <Silence_Deathstalker> and is there a possible open slot?
24:51 <Mort-> Pathfinder society
24:58 <Silence_Deathstalker> mincedsushi or avatars
25:00 <Silence_Deathstalker> or whatever
25:00 <Mort-> We usually play on week ends
25:11 <Mort-> See site schedule
25:14 <Mort-> Actually
25:22 <Mort-> Channel topic
26:02 * Silence_Deathstalker headdesk
26:15 <Silence_Deathstalker> i know i saw, i'm asking which
26:24 <Silence_Deathstalker> avatar's games or mincedsushi's
26:55 <Mort-> paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/myAccount
27:02 <Mort-> Should have slots
27:32 <Mort-> 2 am for mincedsushis game
27:32 <Mort-> You need to sign up on the site
27:48 <Mort-> Get ballig and avatar to help you create character
27:59 <Silence_Deathstalker> i've been here before
28:10 <Silence_Deathstalker> just a long time ago during 3.5e games
28:27 * Silence_Deathstalker trys to understand what to do to do PF games
29:27 <Mort-> Read online
29:39 <Mort-> Im on cell so I'm a little limited
29:43 <Mort-> First you create
29:54 <Mort-> Then you go for a scenario
30:33 * Silence_Deathstalker misses 3.5ePHBII quicky character lists
30:40 <Silence_Deathstalker> trying sorry for wasting you timing
30:47 <Silence_Deathstalker> trying to read balligs site
30:57 <Silence_Deathstalker> and do the pathfinder society thing
31:00 <Silence_Deathstalker> and read this
31:03 <Mort-> Nah I'm just clumsy
31:08 <Mort-> On cell
31:24 <Silence_Deathstalker> and think on what character i want
31:25 <Mort-> i can talk fine but finding guides is hard for me :(
31:30 <Mort-> Ok
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31:54 <Mort-> And giving you links is hard for me as well
32:05 <Silence_Deathstalker> maybe a pathfinding rogue, but that gives up stealth and lockpicking and trapworking
32:14 <Mort-> Lol
32:37 <Mort-> You can even play a rogue/fighter who wears full plate
32:37 * Silence_Deathstalker hates cookie cutter characters sometimes
32:56 <Mort-> Walks into a fight and slaps everyone silly
33:14 <Silence_Deathstalker> i rather play a rogue who goes around obstacles, that does the typical rogue stuff
33:27 <Mort-> I think one of the funniest ones I've heard off
33:28 <Mort-> Is a pally /rogue
33:35 * Silence_Deathstalker blinks
33:38 <Mort-> Here you think pallies are goody two shoes
33:45 <Mort-> Till he sneak attacks you with a sap :p
33:53 <Mort-> And knocks you out lol
33:56 * Silence_Deathstalker the mind boogles at the image
34:01 <Silence_Deathstalker> then you atone
34:05 <Silence_Deathstalker> then you do it again
34:06 <Mort-> Yeah its funny as hell
34:12 <Mort-> Its a tavern brawl
34:36 <Mort-> Basically he stands in front. Then someone gave him flanking
34:52 <Mort-> Then he just sapped you :p
35:21 <Mort-> I think that one is funny
35:25 * Silence_Deathstalker reminds of a book character, a jesuit preist with a sap
35:38 <Silence_Deathstalker> me*
35:48 <Mort-> Then I've heard of a lazy halfling wizard.
36:01 <Mort-> Who got his familiar. An earth elemental.
36:13 <Mort-> To turn into a chair shape and carry him around
37:40 <Silence_Deathstalker> a bit too comical
37:48 <Mort-> What do you do when wizards are lazy
37:52 <Mort-> I like funny things
37:56 <Silence_Deathstalker> kill em
38:02 <Mort-> No
38:07 <Silence_Deathstalker> but but...
38:11 <Silence_Deathstalker> :P
38:19 <Mort-> I like funny stuff
38:21 <Mort-> Yeah
39:28 <Silence_Deathstalker> but yeah i was thinking on different rogue
39:36 <Mort-> Then there was this rogue
39:51 <Mort-> Who was trying to pretend he was a pally
39:58 <Mort-> With lots of umd
40:17 <Mort-> And the group actually believed him ^^
40:44 <Silence_Deathstalker> a rogue that climbs into a window rather than picking the door, etc
40:49 <Silence_Deathstalker> thats a strange player
40:52 <Mort-> Not
41:18 <Mort-> Last game saw a sorc climbing through the window
41:43 <Mort-> And rogues favor roof entries as well
42:14 <Mort-> I also saw a ninja sneak in through the window
42:23 <Mort-> While i was keeping people busy at the door
43:35 * Silence_Deathstalker hates and loves skills
43:41 * Silence_Deathstalker loves having them
43:52 * Silence_Deathstalker regrets running out of points for em
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48:06 * Silence_Deathstalker forgot PF condensed skills
49:26 <Mort-> Go be a rogue
49:29 <Mort-> They have tons
49:46 <Mort-> Anyway time to work for me
49:53 <Mort-> Will afk pretty soon
50:17 <Silence_Deathstalker> dinner for me pretty much now
50:32 <Silence_Deathstalker> cya later thanks for the help
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51:35 <Mort-> Nor
51:36 <Mort-> Np
58:39 <Mekkis> Mort-, don't encourage people to play rogues!
58:47 <Mekkis> you're setting them up for disappointment
07:07 <Mort-> I never encouraged or discouraged them
07:18 <Mort-> Its all in free will and freedom of choice mek
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31:37 <hsdiorfs8> evening
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45:25 <Mekkis> hey
54:07 <Mekkis> !play wumpus
54:29 <Mekkis> #n
54:30 <ZorkBot> Instructions? (y-n) 
54:32 <ZorkBot> You're in a cave with 20 rooms and 3 tunnels leading from each room.
54:34 <ZorkBot> There are 3 bats and 2 pits scattered throughout the cave, and your
54:36 <ZorkBot> quiver holds 5 custom super anti-evil Wumpus arrows.  Good luck.
54:38 <ZorkBot> You are in room 8 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
54:40 <ZorkBot> *rustle* *rustle* (must be bats nearby)
54:42 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
54:44 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
54:46 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 13, 17, and 19.
54:49 <Mekkis> #m 13
54:51 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) *AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...*
54:53 <ZorkBot> The whistling sound and updraft as you walked into this room of the
54:55 <ZorkBot> cave apparently wasn't enough to clue you in to the presence of the
54:57 <ZorkBot> bottomless pit.  You have a lot of time to reflect on this error as
54:59 <ZorkBot> you fall many miles to the core of the earth.  Look on the bright side;
55:01 <ZorkBot> you can at least find out if Jules Verne was right...
55:04 <Mekkis> #y
55:14 <Mekkis> #
55:15 <Mekkis> # 
55:17 <ZorkBot> Care to play another game? (y-n) In the same cave? (y-n) I don't understand your answer; please enter 'y' or 'n'!
55:21 <Mekkis> #y
55:22 <ZorkBot> In the same cave? (y-n) 
55:24 <Mekkis> #n
55:24 <ZorkBot> You are in room 3 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
55:26 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 12, 14, and 18.
55:28 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) I don't understand!
55:30 <ZorkBot> You are in room 3 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
55:32 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 12, 14, and 18.
55:34 <Mekkis> #m 12
55:35 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
55:37 <ZorkBot> You are in room 12 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
55:39 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 1, 2, and 3.
55:43 <Mekkis> #m 2
55:44 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
55:46 <ZorkBot> You are in room 2 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
55:48 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 11, 13, and 14.
55:54 <Mekkis> #m 11
55:55 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
55:58 <ZorkBot> You are in room 11 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
55:59 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 2, 13, and 20.
56:04 <Mekkis> #m 20
56:05 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
56:07 <ZorkBot> You are in room 20 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
56:09 <ZorkBot> *rustle* *rustle* (must be bats nearby)
56:11 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 9, 10, and 11.
56:16 <Mekkis> #m 9
56:16 <Avatar> mekkis, another room
56:17 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) *flap*  *flap*  *flap*  (humongous bats pick you up and move you!)
56:19 <ZorkBot> You are in room 15 of the cave, and have 5 arrows left.
56:21 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
56:23 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
56:25 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 4, 6, and 7.
56:29 <Mekkis> #s 7
56:30 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) 
56:32 <ZorkBot> You are in room 15 of the cave, and have 4 arrows left.
56:34 <ZorkBot> *whoosh* (I feel a draft from some pits).
56:35 <Mekkis> #m 7
56:36 <ZorkBot> *sniff* (I can smell the evil Wumpus nearby!)
56:39 <ZorkBot> There are tunnels to rooms 4, 6, and 7.
56:40 <ZorkBot> Move or shoot? (m-s) *AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...*
56:42 <ZorkBot> The whistling sound and updraft as you walked into this room of the
56:42 <Mekkis> #n
56:44 <ZorkBot> cave apparently wasn't enough to clue you in to the presence of the
56:46 <ZorkBot> bottomless pit.  You have a lot of time to reflect on this error as
56:48 <ZorkBot> you fall many miles to the core of the earth.  Look on the bright side;
56:50 <ZorkBot> you can at least find out if Jules Verne was right...
56:52 <ZorkBot> Care to play another game? (y-n)
56:54 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
57:09 <Avatar> silence_deathstalker is lucianus
57:16 <Mekkis> and?
57:28 <Avatar> and did you know?
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57:52 <Mekkis> no I didn't
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07:34 <BoomerET> Mekkis, you around?
07:41 <Mekkis> ja
12:16 <BoomerET> A little bird told me that you have a custom sheet for Hero Lab.
12:30 <Mekkis> you're wrong. I've never touched Hero Lab
12:40 <Mekkis> I have however got several custom sheets :S
12:42 <BoomerET> Then I shall have to flog Mort
13:09 <BoomerET> I was hoping there was some way to generate the sheet used here.
13:29 <BoomerET> As much as Avatar tries to steer me away from HL, I keep going back.
13:36 <Mort-> Lol
14:17 <BoomerET> Ahh, there you are. No claw claw bite for you tonight.
14:23 <Mekkis> isn't there an export as bbcode function in herolab
14:56 <BoomerET> Let me take a look.
16:24 <Steve> im almost level 30 in d3
16:51 <Mort-> Its bite claw claw
16:53 <Mort-> Anyway
17:05 * Mort- growls
17:42 <Avatar> BoomerET: why do you keep going back
20:12 <BoomerET> It's a sickness
21:01 <BoomerET> I paid for the silly thing, and all the plug-ins, now I want to use it ;)
23:29 <Steve> boomer you silly
54:09 <Avatar> roll up a druid so you get your money's worth ;)
54:11 <BoomerET> So, on that template character sheet, is that equipment/weapons/armor provided, or to give an example?
55:01 <BoomerET> Why would rolling up a druid give me my money's worth?
55:28 <Avatar> you don't need to keep any of it, and it's not free
55:45 <Avatar> animal companions and familiars are the worst things to work out stats for, I think
00:11 <Mort-> Lol
00:15 <Mort-> Not really
00:22 <Mort-> I'm fine with socks
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02:43 <Mort-> Animal companion -4.5x hd of companion in question
03:01 <Mort-> Include that for eidolons
03:25 <Mort-> Then add cons mod
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15:58 <tashphones> Hmm. 4am Saturday
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41:31 <Avatar> can you make it tashes
43:02 <Avatar> figured that you never make the 1pm games, surely you could do 4am
43:11 <tashphones> Dunno yet. 
43:18 <tashphones> Lol probably
56:59 <Mort-> Hm
57:14 * Mort- feels like biting something
57:50 * Brunius throws a chew toy in mort's general direction
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58:53 * Mort- chews on the toy savagely then claws the toy a few times for good measure
01:27 <Avatar> and then what
01:41 <Hydrazine> good thing he threw it to you so you could just 5ft step and full attack.,
03:07 <BoomerET> Is there anything I need to do to get CA working, like opening a port (or enabling uPnP?)
04:18 <Mort-> Something obscure called port fowarding
04:30 * Mort- is now shaking the chew toy
05:19 <Mort-> Nom nom nom
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09:34 * Mort- puts the toy down and uses her claws (rend) on the toy
15:27 Steve is now known as Ausk
15:42 * Ausk casts Litany of Escape on the chew toy.
15:44 <Avatar> open port 4000
16:10 <Mort-> Its an inanimate object
16:50 <Ausk> thats what you think....
17:23 Ausk is now known as Steven
17:32 <Steven> This sucks, just got back to the computer
17:38 <Avatar> sux
17:39 <Steven> and d3 is still down
17:48 <Avatar> oh
17:50 * Steven cries softly to himself
18:19 * Mort- pounces on the chewtoy in its new location
18:36 * Mort- bites the chew toy
18:53 Steven is now known as Ausk
19:16 * Ausk casts Litany of Escape on the victim of Mort's vicious attack
19:34 * Ausk moves over to the toy and picks it up.
20:09 * Mort- bites the toy
20:36 <Ausk> while its in my hand?
20:50 <Mort-> Yes
21:09 <Ausk> make your attack roll!
21:12 <Mort-> Probably its a cmb roll sunder
21:24 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2
21:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
21:28 <Ausk> FAIL!
21:36 <Mort-> But your clearly being mean
21:52 <Mort-> Would you take away the bone your dog was chewing on?
21:55 * Ausk begins casting a spell.
22:13 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+12 Concentration Check
22:14 <dicebot> Ausk, Concentration Check: [1d20=20] 32
22:18 <Ausk> Success!
22:26 * Ausk Disapears
22:38 <Brunius> Why do I think about this sort of thing so much?
22:41 <Brunius> http://xkcd.com/686/
22:44 <BoomerET> Is there some way I can test to make sure I can connect (or somebody connect to me) in Combat Assistant
22:54 <Brunius> Chuck us your IP
22:58 <Brunius> And I'll try connecting
23:06 <Brunius> What version are you using?
23:16 <BoomerET> 24.5.253.171 
23:29 * Mort- uses scent
23:43 <Brunius> I'm connected
23:44 * Mort- bites ausk
23:44 <BoomerET> DevCA 2.1 build 352
23:48 <Hydrazine> Put a marker on it.
23:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 bite
23:57 <Ausk> scent only works on targets within 30feet
23:58 <diebot> Mort-, bite: [1d20=7] 9
24:07 <Mort-> Did you move?
24:16 <Ausk> you dont know, im invisible
24:18 <Mort-> You casted
24:19 <BoomerET> Darn, 3 of you connected, thanks!
24:25 <Mort-> i smell you
24:32 <Ausk> perception to smell me
24:48 <Brunius> We're just fascinated
25:22 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7 perception
25:23 <diebot> Mort-, perception: [1d20=19] 26
25:40 <Ausk> you dont smell me within 30 feet
25:43 <Mort-> As you can see
25:56 <BoomerET> Ok, I'm shutting down, CA, thanks for the test.
26:01 <Mort-> He is clearly being mean to me :(
26:29 <Mort-> You wouldn't take a bone away from a dawg would you?
26:38 <Ausk> depends on the bone
26:51 <Ausk> chicken bones are not good for dogs.
26:52 * Mort- gives brunius a pitiful look
26:58 <Mort-> Another?
27:32 <BoomerET> Ok, there needs to be some way to upload PFS sheets, instead of having to fill out everything by hand.
27:42 <BoomerET> (I mean on paizo.com)
27:56 <Ausk> they dont want to store character sheets
28:47 <Avatar> what do you mean
28:48 <Ausk> ive got 6 charaters with exp on them, and another 10 built.  im sure im not the only one like that and im damned sure there are people a whole lot worse
28:58 <Avatar> uploading a sheet and filling in a sheet are two different thing
28:59 <Avatar> s
29:47 <Ausk> if paizo allowed people to upload sheets to their site the site would be terribly bogged down and likely crashing all the time
31:23 <Ausk> mort... i still got your toy... how much you willing to pay to get it back?
31:30 * Ausk moves
32:34 <Avatar> you forgot to change your nick back steven
32:46 <Ausk> nah, im playin with mort.
33:04 <Avatar> oh
33:13 <Ausk> I stole her chew toy
33:16 <Avatar> I just thought you forgot... cause that's a little weird getting into character when you're not in a game
33:32 <Ausk> you know... really Ausk=Steven
33:33 <Ausk> lol
33:44 <Avatar> no, Ausk is your character, it's not you
33:58 <Avatar> that's the beauty of it
34:24 <Ausk> or sometimes... its the real you comming out.
35:47 Ausk is now known as Steven
35:54 <Avatar> no, that's still you
36:13 <Steven> so 15k on Ausk... im thinkin scrolls
36:58 <Steven> 3xDispell magic, maybe a break enchantment, and...
36:59 <Steven> yeah
37:19 <Mekkis> raise dead
37:33 <Steven> screw that, Ausk doesnt raise people he strikes them down!
38:07 <Steven> thats healers work!
38:30 <Steven> and i recounted im not 13 on ausk, 1xp short
39:03 <Avatar> you give it to your healer so that he raises you
40:38 <Steven> meh.... its to spendy for a scroll of it
41:39 <Steven> cant cast it myself
43:59 <Steven> think ill grab a scroll of breath of life though
45:31 * Mort- is sulking in a corner
45:49 * Mort- refuses to talk to ausk or steven
46:04 * Steven was about to throw a toy at mort. Puts it back in his pocket.
49:07 <Mort-> Your bullying me because you can
49:12 * Mort- growls
49:17 <Steven> you failed your checks!
49:30 <Mort-> Not my fault I'm a small one?
49:51 <Mort-> Even if you're level 12 doesn't mean you are allowed to bully murs
50:00 <Steven> thats untrue, this is cyber space you could be a 50m tall Lemur
50:18 <Mort-> No I'm a small one
50:32 <Steven> thats decided by you, so it is your fault you're a small one.
51:40 <Mort-> And i wasn't doing anything to you
51:47 <Mort-> And you stole my toy
52:20 <BoomerET> Don't make me stop this car.
52:22 <Steven> you were viciously attacking something.
52:33 <Steven> you're so violent.
53:32 <Steven> when i frist came in here, you would just steal cookies, now you attack toys and randomly bite people... thats a trend towards violence.
54:08 <Mort-> He gave of a toy to chew on
54:18 <Steven> next someone is going to come into the room and meet an icepick to the face
54:18 <Mort-> If you throw your dog a bone
54:29 <Steven> you're not a dog.
54:34 <Mort-> Wouldn't you expect your dawg to chew it:-)
54:41 <Mort-> I'm a lemur!
55:35 <Avatar> you're not a lemur either
55:56 <BoomerET> Sorry to ask yet again, but I scrolled up and didn't see the answer... In the character template sheet, are the weapons/armor just examples of what it should look like, or are beginning characters given that stuff?
56:06 <Mort-> Should look like
56:11 <Avatar> they're examples
56:18 <Avatar> the weapons and armor especially
56:24 <Mort-> I would argue you start with a backpack
56:25 <Avatar> the inventory section has some gear you might want to get
56:28 <Mort-> Belt pouch
56:30 <Steven> begining characters are never givin anything except an outfit worth 10g and 150g
56:34 <Avatar> but you don't have to, and if you do get it, you still have to pay for it
56:40 <Mort-> But the rest..
56:45 <Avatar> yeah, you get a free outfit
56:54 <Mort-> I never cared about my outfit
57:06 <Mort-> I suppose i get wizard robes
57:08 <BoomerET> Cool, I'd hate to go out in a grimy dungeon naked.
57:27 <Steven> Folnor wears a Nobles outfit and Jewelry worth 300gp
57:51 <Mort-> Usually I'm bitey for a reason
57:53 <Mort-> Anyway
58:01 <Mort-> I don't just randomly bite people
58:05 <Steven> bitches love nobles Outfits...
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59:30 <Steven> I should probably take a nap...
59:44 <Steven> sam gets home 2h30min
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00:25 <Steven> yeah, i think ill see you guys then!
00:37 <Steven> have a great one everybody... and mort... less violence
00:54 * Steven throws Mort a Toy
03:18 * Mort- gets back to savaging the toy
03:53 * Steven wonders when Mort will notice its attacking a Metal Tonka Truck...
04:51 <Steven> avatar... catch ya later!
08:57 * Mort- throws the toy against the wall
14:35 <Brunius> Why isn't this HDD working?
14:47 * Brunius whines at Mort-
15:38 <Mort-> What's a hdd?
15:54 <Brunius> hard disk drive
16:01 <Brunius> an external one, in this particular case
16:02 <Mort-> Over heated?
16:08 <Mort-> Just spoilt?
16:15 <Brunius> It might be overheated
16:21 <Mort-> Hope you backed up your data or your screwed
16:26 <Brunius> my siblings left it on for 48 hours the other day
16:30 <Brunius> It's all movies
16:34 <Mort-> Turn it off
16:40 <Brunius> And the ventilation isn't exactly good
16:44 <Brunius> It's cool now
16:45 <Mort-> Give it 24 h
16:47 <Brunius> I left it off overnight
16:49 <Mort-> Oh oh
17:03 <Mort-> Shake it a few times!
17:04 <Brunius> Compy just won't recognise it
17:13 <Mort-> Try another comp
17:24 <Brunius> Huh
17:29 <Brunius> Turns out it was just that USB port
17:32 <Mort-> And don't take the shake it a few times too seriously
17:34 <Mort-> Oh
17:36 <Mort-> Lol
17:43 <Mort-> Cool
17:53 <Mort-> But I'm in a bad mood
18:02 <Brunius> Why?
18:03 <Avatar> you're never in a bad mood mort
18:05 <Mort-> Probably will last this whole week
18:17 <Mort-> You guys wouldn't understand
18:27 * Mort- turns her nose up
18:28 <Brunius> Is it a female problem?
18:34 <Mort-> Yes.
18:36 <Mort-> Lol
18:36 <Brunius> Will we need to get Sam in to translate?
18:52 <Mort-> Never mind.
18:56 <Brunius> Or is it the type of female problem that works on a 28 day cycle
19:00 <Mort-> But yes I'm in a bad mood
19:02 <Brunius> (On average)
19:09 <Mort-> Around there
19:17 <Mort-> Except mine is weekly
19:44 <Avatar> steven > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdWqOWeQtA
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23:35 * Mort- sighs
23:55 <BoomerET> On my cleric, there's something on the studded leather armor, says 15% arcane spell failure, what does that mean? That if I'm casting a spelll while wearing it, there's a 15% chance the spell will fail?
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24:44 <Mort-> Wrong
24:52 <Mort-> Because clerics use divine spells
25:03 <Mort-> So you don't get any spell failure
25:31 <Mort-> Feel free to wear plate armor with the right profeciencies
26:28 <BoomerET> Ok, thanks. I'm just checking out the core rulebook section on equipment/weapons
30:26 <Mort-> But clerics only get medium armour profeciency in this
30:43 <Mort-> 1 level of fighter mix will fix it though
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43:53 <BoomerET> Time to get some sleep. Night all.
43:58 <Brunius> night
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04:50 <Hydrazine> DEMACIA!
12:53 * Mort- waves at hydra
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43:37 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 4am (MincedSushi, new game) / Sat 1pm (Avatar, new game) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site!! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
43:37 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue May 15 16:38:46 2012
43:37 <***> Buffer Playback...
43:39 <***> Playback Complete.
05:55 <Brunius> I'm not sure the one level fighter drop is worth it
05:55 <Brunius> Compared to a feat
14:35 <Mort-> How do you bypass damage reduction
15:19 <Mort-> Or find out what damage reduction. Without the right knowlegde checks
17:02 <Mort-> Bless weapon won't let you bypass damage reduction on say 5/ silver on an evil creature would it?
21:59 <Avatar> you can't find out without knowledge checks except through trial and erro
21:59 <Avatar> r
21:59 <Avatar> what's the description for bless weapon say
27:16 <Mort-> Counts as a +1
27:16 <Mort-> Way to go
27:16 <Mort-> I bet damage reduction is going to pwn me
27:16 <Avatar> what class are you again
29:59 <Mort-> Never mind
30:22 <Mort-> Doodad!
30:22 <Mort-> Practicing shape shifting!
30:22 * Mort- grins
31:31 <Mort-> How to get a bite claw claw:-)
31:31 <Avatar> sounds like a synthesist
33:41 * Mort- stares at avatar
35:59 <Mort-> Guess we get to work it out when it happens
42:26 <***> Buffer Playback...
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47:05 <Avatar> what
47:42 <Avatar> you don't have to keep it a secret 
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22:58 <Brunius> Man, finally started working on the warhammer board I've been planning to build for the past two years
22:58 <Brunius> Can you tell I procrastinate?
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36:56 <Mekkis> !dist 26 20
37:27 <***> Buffer Playback...
37:28 <***> Playback Complete.
37:30 <Mekkis> !dist 26 20
37:33 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 32.80
38:00 <Mekkis> !setdistdecimal  10
38:03 <Mekkis> !setdistdecimal 10
38:04 <diebot> Mekkis, !dist command is now to 10 decimal places
38:19 <Mekkis> !dist 26 40
38:21 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 47.7074417675
38:49 <Mekkis> !dist 46 20
38:51 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 50.1597448159
41:19 <Mekkis> !dist 46 60
41:21 <diebot> Mekkis, Length of hypotenuse: 75.6042326857
48:24 <Mort-> How do you play with the zork bot?
49:17 <Mekkis> you type !play <gamename>
49:23 <Mekkis> there's zork, and there's wumpus
49:28 <Mekkis> but it will spam the channel
50:20 <Mekkis> !play fortune
50:22 <ZorkBot> The Third Law of Photography:
50:24 <ZorkBot> 	If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined
50:26 <ZorkBot> when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark
50:28 <ZorkBot> leaks out.
50:30 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
50:49 <Mort-> What names are there
50:53 <Mekkis> !list games
50:57 <Mort-> For games
50:58 <ZorkBot> 0 games listed
51:06 <Mort-> Ah thx
51:06 <Mort-> !list games
51:06 <ZorkBot> 0 games listed
51:09 <Mort-> Not work?
51:22 <Mekkis> zork, wumpus, fortune, fortuneo
51:34 <Avatar> http://kotaku.com/5910683/the-best-of-the-worst-diablo-iii-anger
51:35 <Mort-> Ok time to make myself a pair of glasses
51:35 <Avatar> I can't stop laughing at this
27:49 <***> Buffer Playback...
27:50 <***> Playback Complete.
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32:23 <Mekkis> !play fortuneo
32:26 <ZorkBot> Communists do it without class.
32:28 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
36:53 <Mort-> Oooh
37:08 <Mort-> getting my new spectacles made
37:31 <Mort-> !play zork
37:31 <ZorkBot> Welcome to the Cheap Glk Implementation, library version 0.9.0.
37:33 <ZorkBot> ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire
37:35 <ZorkBot> Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
37:37 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
37:40 <ZorkBot> Revision 88 / Serial number 840726
37:41 <ZorkBot> West of House
37:44 <ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
37:45 <ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here.
38:04 <Mort-> Open the mail box
38:12 <Mort-> !open
38:13 <ZorkBot> >[!open -> open]
38:15 <ZorkBot> (door)
38:17 <ZorkBot> The door cannot be opened.
38:29 <Mort-> Open (mail box)
38:44 <Mort-> Open mailbox
39:06 <Mort-> Open (mailbox)
39:21 <Mort-> (Mailbox)
39:39 <Mort-> (Door)
39:56 <Mort-> !open mailbox
39:58 <ZorkBot> >[!open -> open]
39:58 <ZorkBot> Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
40:13 <Mort-> !read leaflet
40:13 <ZorkBot> >[!read -> read]
40:15 <ZorkBot> (Taken)
40:17 <ZorkBot> "WELCOME TO ZORK!
40:19 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
40:29 <Mort-> !open door
40:31 <ZorkBot> >[!open -> open]
40:32 <ZorkBot> The door cannot be opened.
40:47 <Mort-> !walk to field
40:48 <ZorkBot> >[!walk -> walk]
40:48 <ZorkBot> I don't know the word "field".
41:10 <Mort-> !kick door
41:10 <ZorkBot> >[!kick -> kick]
41:12 <ZorkBot> Kicking the door isn't notably helpful.
41:24 <Mort-> !bash door
41:24 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "!bash".
41:39 <Mort-> !walk field
41:40 <ZorkBot> >[!walk -> walk]
41:40 <ZorkBot> I don't know the word "field".
42:08 <Mort-> !open house
42:08 <ZorkBot> >[!open -> open]
42:10 <ZorkBot> I can't see how to get in from here.
42:21 <Mort-> !look
42:22 <ZorkBot> >[!look -> look]
42:22 <ZorkBot> West of House
42:23 <ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
42:25 <ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here.
42:40 <Mort-> !move 
42:41 <ZorkBot> >[!move -> move]
42:42 <ZorkBot> What do you want to !move?
42:51 <Mort-> !move field
42:53 <ZorkBot> >[!move -> move]
42:53 <ZorkBot> I don't know the word "field".
43:23 <Mort-> !open mailbox
43:23 <ZorkBot> >[!open -> open]
43:24 <ZorkBot> It is already open.
43:35 <Mort-> !close mailbox
43:36 <ZorkBot> >[!close -> close]
43:37 <ZorkBot> Closed.
43:41 <Mort-> !eat leaflet
43:41 <ZorkBot> >[!eat -> eat]
43:43 <ZorkBot> I don't think that the leaflet would agree with you.
44:00 <Mort-> !move east
44:00 <ZorkBot> >[!move -> move]
44:02 <ZorkBot> You used the word "east" in a way that I don't understand.
44:14 <Mort-> !move to field
44:14 <ZorkBot> >[!move -> move]
44:16 <ZorkBot> I don't know the word "field".
44:21 <Mort-> !slash door
44:22 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "!slash".
44:40 <Mort-> !open door
44:41 <ZorkBot> >[!open -> open]
44:42 <ZorkBot> The door cannot be opened.
44:51 <Mort-> !end
44:52 <ZorkBot> >[!end -> send]
44:53 <ZorkBot> What do you want to !end for?
45:06 <Mort-> !send leaflet
45:06 <ZorkBot> >[!send -> send]
45:08 <ZorkBot> That doesn't make sends.
46:05 <Mort-> !enter field
46:06 <ZorkBot> >[!enter -> enter]
46:08 <ZorkBot> I don't know the word "field".
46:14 <Mort-> !enter house
46:15 <ZorkBot> >[!enter -> enter]
46:17 <ZorkBot> I can't see how to get in from here.
46:32 <Mort-> Mekkis
46:34 <Mort-> How do you continue
46:51 <Mort-> !eat door
46:53 <ZorkBot> >[!eat -> eat]
46:54 <ZorkBot> I don't think that the door would agree with you.
47:36 <Mort-> !enter cave
47:40 <ZorkBot> >[!enter -> enter]
47:42 <ZorkBot> [cave -> save]
47:44 <ZorkBot> You used the word "cave" in a way that I don't understand.
47:57 <Mort-> !enter save
47:57 <ZorkBot> >[!enter -> enter]
47:57 <ZorkBot> You used the word "save" in a way that I don't understand.
48:41 <Mekkis> Mort-, it's #
48:44 <Mekkis> #open door
48:45 <ZorkBot> >The door cannot be opened.
48:51 <Mort-> Well
48:58 <Mekkis> #east
48:59 <ZorkBot> >The door is boarded and you can't remove the boards.
49:01 <Mort-> #open door
49:02 <ZorkBot> >The door cannot be opened.
49:03 <Mekkis> #south
49:04 <ZorkBot> >South of House
49:06 <ZorkBot> You are facing the south side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded.
49:08 <Mort-> Oh cool
49:13 <Mekkis> #east
49:15 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
49:17 <ZorkBot> You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
49:19 <Mekkis> #open 
49:22 <ZorkBot> >(kitchen window)
49:23 <ZorkBot> With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
49:25 <Mort-> Oh
49:28 <Mekkis> #enter
49:29 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
49:31 <Mort-> I see
49:31 <ZorkBot> You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
49:32 <Mort-> Thantp
49:33 <ZorkBot> On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
49:35 <ZorkBot> A bottle is sitting on the table.
49:37 <ZorkBot> The glass bottle contains:
49:39 <ZorkBot>   A quantity of water
49:47 <Mort-> Take peppers
49:57 <Mort-> Take stick
49:59 <Mekkis> need the #
50:12 <Mort-> #take peppers
50:13 <ZorkBot> >You can't see any peppers here!
50:27 <Mekkis> #take elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers
50:28 <ZorkBot> >[smelling -> smellying]
50:30 <ZorkBot> brown sack: Taken.
50:32 <ZorkBot> brown sack: You already have that!
50:59 <Mort-> Wow
51:00 <Mort-> Cool
51:15 <Mort-> #enter chimney
51:16 <ZorkBot> >You hit your head against the chimney as you attempt this feat.
51:19 <Mort-> Lol
51:51 <Mort-> #enter west pessage
51:52 <ZorkBot> >[pessage -> passage]
51:53 <ZorkBot> You can't see any west pessage here!
52:02 <Mekkis> #up
52:04 <ZorkBot> >You have moved into a dark place.
52:06 <ZorkBot> It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
52:10 <Mekkis> #down
52:12 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
52:15 <ZorkBot> A bottle is sitting on the table.
52:16 <ZorkBot> The glass bottle contains:
52:17 <Mort-> Ew
52:19 <ZorkBot>   A quantity of water
52:28 <Mekkis> #west
52:29 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
52:29 <Mort-> #take bottle
52:31 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
52:33 <ZorkBot> Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity.
52:35 <ZorkBot> A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
52:37 <ZorkBot> >You can't see any bottle here!
52:54 <Mort-> #take Elvish sword
52:55 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
53:12 <Mort-> #take battery-powered brass lantern
53:13 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "battery-powered".
53:22 <Mekkis> #take lantern
53:23 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
53:24 <Mort-> #take brass lantern
53:25 <ZorkBot> >You already have that!
53:31 <Mort-> #up
53:32 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
53:38 <Mort-> #down
53:39 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
53:48 <Mort-> #east
53:48 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
53:50 <ZorkBot> A bottle is sitting on the table.
53:52 <ZorkBot> The glass bottle contains:
53:54 <ZorkBot>   A quantity of water
54:27 <Mort-> #take bottle
54:27 <Mort-> #take glass bottle
54:27 <Mort-> #west
54:28 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
54:30 <ZorkBot> >You already have that!
54:31 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
54:38 <Mort-> #look
54:38 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
54:40 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
55:01 <Mort-> #east
55:02 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
55:10 <Mort-> #look
55:10 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
55:12 <ZorkBot> You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
55:29 <Mort-> #staircase
55:29 <ZorkBot> >There was no verb in that sentence!
55:41 <Mort-> #enter staircase
55:41 <ZorkBot> >You should say whether you want to go up or down.
55:47 <Mort-> #up
55:48 <ZorkBot> >You have moved into a dark place.
55:50 <ZorkBot> It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
56:02 <Mort-> #light brass lantern
56:03 <ZorkBot> >The brass lantern is now on.
56:05 <ZorkBot> Attic
56:07 <ZorkBot> This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
56:09 <ZorkBot> A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
56:11 <ZorkBot> On a table is a nasty-looking knife.
56:17 <Mort-> #take rope
56:17 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
56:23 <Mort-> #take knife
56:24 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
56:40 <Mort-> #down
56:41 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
56:51 <Mort-> #look
56:52 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
56:54 <ZorkBot> You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
57:04 <Mort-> #west
57:05 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
57:12 <Mort-> #look
57:12 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
57:14 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
57:40 <Mort-> #draw Elvish sword
57:40 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "draw".
57:43 <Mort-> #west
57:48 <ZorkBot> >The door is nailed shut.
58:01 <Mort-> #kick door
58:02 <ZorkBot> >Kicking the wooden door doesn't seem to work.
58:13 <Mort-> #cut door
58:13 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to cut the door with?
58:34 <Mort-> #cut door with elvish sword
58:34 <ZorkBot> >Strange concept, cutting the wooden door....
58:54 <Mort-> #open trophy case
58:54 <ZorkBot> >Opened.
59:01 <Mort-> #look
59:01 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
59:03 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
59:24 <Mort-> #north
59:24 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
59:31 <Mort-> #south
59:32 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
59:50 <Mort-> #take rug
59:51 <ZorkBot> >The rug is extremely heavy and cannot be carried.
00:03 <Mort-> #east
00:04 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
00:14 <Mort-> #east
00:14 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
00:21 <Mort-> #look
00:22 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
00:24 <ZorkBot> You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
00:31 <Mort-> #east
00:33 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
00:33 <ZorkBot> You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west.
00:41 <Mort-> #east
00:42 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
00:44 <ZorkBot> You are at the top of the Great Canyon on its west wall. From here there is a marvelous view of the canyon and parts of the Frigid River upstream. Across the canyon, the walls of the White Cliffs join the mighty ramparts of the Flathead Mountains to the east. Following the Canyon upstream to the north, Aragain Falls may be seen, complete with rainbow. The mighty Frigid River flows out from a great dark cavern. To the west and south can be seen an im
01:03 <Mort-> #north
01:04 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
01:13 <Mort-> #south
01:14 <ZorkBot> >Storm-tossed trees block your way.
01:24 <Mort-> #east
01:25 <ZorkBot> >Rocky Ledge
01:25 <ZorkBot> You are on a ledge about halfway up the wall of the river canyon. You can see from here that the main flow from Aragain Falls twists along a passage which it is impossible for you to enter. Below you is the canyon bottom. Above you is more cliff, which appears climbable.
01:39 <Mort-> #climb cliff
01:39 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
01:54 <Mort-> #look
01:54 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
01:56 <ZorkBot> You are at the top of the Great Canyon on its west wall. From here there is a marvelous view of the canyon and parts of the Frigid River upstream. Across the canyon, the walls of the White Cliffs join the mighty ramparts of the Flathead Mountains to the east. Following the Canyon upstream to the north, Aragain Falls may be seen, complete with rainbow. The mighty Frigid River flows out from a great dark cavern. To the west and south can be seen an im
02:16 <Mort-> #east
02:17 <ZorkBot> >Rocky Ledge
02:26 <Mort-> #west
02:26 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
02:36 <Mort-> #look
02:37 <ZorkBot> >Rocky Ledge
02:39 <ZorkBot> You are on a ledge about halfway up the wall of the river canyon. You can see from here that the main flow from Aragain Falls twists along a passage which it is impossible for you to enter. Below you is the canyon bottom. Above you is more cliff, which appears climbable.
02:55 <Mort-> #north
02:56 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
03:09 <Mort-> #down
03:09 <ZorkBot> >Canyon Bottom
03:12 <ZorkBot> You are beneath the walls of the river canyon which may be climbable here. The lesser part of the runoff of Aragain Falls flows by below. To the north is a narrow path.
03:20 <Mort-> #north
03:20 <ZorkBot> >End of Rainbow
03:22 <ZorkBot> You are on a small, rocky beach on the continuation of the Frigid River past the Falls. The beach is narrow due to the presence of the White Cliffs. The river canyon opens here and sunlight shines in from above. A rainbow crosses over the falls to the east and a narrow path continues to the southwest.
03:40 <Mort-> #southwest
03:41 <ZorkBot> >Canyon Bottom
03:54 <Mort-> Look
03:55 <Mort-> #hook
03:55 <ZorkBot> >[hook -> book]
03:57 <ZorkBot> There was no verb in that sentence!
04:00 <Mort-> #look
04:01 <ZorkBot> >Canyon Bottom
04:03 <ZorkBot> You are beneath the walls of the river canyon which may be climbable here. The lesser part of the runoff of Aragain Falls flows by below. To the north is a narrow path.
04:12 <Mort-> #north
04:12 <ZorkBot> >End of Rainbow
04:17 <Mort-> #look
04:17 <ZorkBot> >End of Rainbow
04:19 <ZorkBot> You are on a small, rocky beach on the continuation of the Frigid River past the Falls. The beach is narrow due to the presence of the White Cliffs. The river canyon opens here and sunlight shines in from above. A rainbow crosses over the falls to the east and a narrow path continues to the southwest.
04:23 <Mort-> #east
04:23 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
04:37 <Mort-> #north
04:38 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
04:43 <Mort-> #south
04:44 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
04:56 <Mort-> #southwest
04:56 <ZorkBot> >Canyon Bottom
05:04 <Mort-> #look
05:04 <ZorkBot> >Canyon Bottom
05:06 <ZorkBot> You are beneath the walls of the river canyon which may be climbable here. The lesser part of the runoff of Aragain Falls flows by below. To the north is a narrow path.
05:15 <Mort-> #climb
05:16 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
05:35 <Mort-> #climb canyon
05:36 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "canyon".
05:46 <Mort-> #up
05:46 <ZorkBot> >Rocky Ledge
05:57 <Mort-> #look
05:57 <ZorkBot> >Rocky Ledge
05:57 <ZorkBot> You are on a ledge about halfway up the wall of the river canyon. You can see from here that the main flow from Aragain Falls twists along a passage which it is impossible for you to enter. Below you is the canyon bottom. Above you is more cliff, which appears climbable.
06:08 <Mort-> #climb
06:09 <ZorkBot> >Canyon Bottom
06:19 <Mort-> #climb cliff
06:20 <ZorkBot> >Rocky Ledge
06:34 <Mort-> #climb cliff
06:34 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
06:41 <Mort-> #look
06:43 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
06:44 <ZorkBot> You are at the top of the Great Canyon on its west wall. From here there is a marvelous view of the canyon and parts of the Frigid River upstream. Across the canyon, the walls of the White Cliffs join the mighty ramparts of the Flathead Mountains to the east. Following the Canyon upstream to the north, Aragain Falls may be seen, complete with rainbow. The mighty Frigid River flows out from a great dark cavern. To the west and south can be seen an im
07:01 <Mort-> #west
07:03 <ZorkBot> >Forest
07:03 <ZorkBot> This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
07:05 <ZorkBot> You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
07:07 <Mort-> Look
07:14 <Mort-> #north
07:15 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
07:25 <Mort-> #look
07:26 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
07:28 <ZorkBot> You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west.
08:39 <Mort-> #east
08:40 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
08:50 <Mort-> #west
08:50 <ZorkBot> >Forest
08:55 <Mort-> #west
08:56 <ZorkBot> >Forest
08:58 <ZorkBot> This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be sunlight.
09:01 <Mort-> #yet
09:02 <ZorkBot> >[yet -> get]
09:04 <ZorkBot> What do you want to yet?
09:06 <Mort-> #west
09:07 <ZorkBot> >You would need a machete to go further west.
09:14 <Mort-> #north
09:15 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
09:17 <ZorkBot> You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south.
09:19 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a pile of leaves.
09:28 <Mort-> #look at leaves
09:29 <ZorkBot> >There's nothing special about the pile of leaves.
09:34 <Mort-> #south
09:35 <ZorkBot> >Forest Path
09:36 <ZorkBot> This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.
09:44 <Mort-> #south
09:44 <ZorkBot> >North of House
09:46 <ZorkBot> You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
09:59 <Mort-> #north
10:00 <ZorkBot> >Forest Path
10:12 <Mort-> #south
10:13 <ZorkBot> >North of House
10:16 <Mort-> #south
10:17 <ZorkBot> >The windows are all boarded.
10:25 <Mort-> #east
10:26 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
10:35 <Mort-> #east
10:36 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
10:43 <Mort-> #east
10:44 <ZorkBot> >Canyon View
10:51 <Mort-> #west
10:52 <ZorkBot> >Forest
11:00 <Mort-> #look
11:01 <ZorkBot> >Forest
11:03 <ZorkBot> This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
11:17 <Mort-> #south
11:18 <ZorkBot> >Storm-tossed trees block your way.
11:25 <Mort-> #north
11:27 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
11:37 <Mort-> #north
11:37 <ZorkBot> >Forest
11:39 <ZorkBot> This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.
11:47 <Mort-> #south
11:48 <ZorkBot> >Clearing
11:52 <Mort-> #west
11:53 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
12:03 <Mort-> #look
12:04 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
12:04 <ZorkBot> You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is open.
12:34 <Mort-> #enter window
12:35 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
12:40 <Mort-> #look
12:40 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
12:42 <ZorkBot> You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open.
13:00 <Mort-> #down
13:00 <ZorkBot> >Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys.
13:08 <Mort-> #up
13:09 <ZorkBot> >Attic
13:11 <ZorkBot> There is a table here.
13:37 <Mort-> #look at table
13:38 <ZorkBot> >The table is empty.
13:42 <Mort-> #up
13:43 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
13:48 <Mort-> #south
13:48 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
15:37 <Mort-> #down
15:38 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
15:49 <Mort-> #search chimney
15:49 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
16:01 <Mort-> #east
16:01 <ZorkBot> >Behind House
16:08 <Mort-> #west
16:09 <ZorkBot> >Kitchen
16:16 <Mort-> #west
16:16 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
16:27 <Mort-> #read leaflet
16:28 <ZorkBot> >"WELCOME TO ZORK!
16:30 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
16:46 <Mort-> #knife door
16:46 <ZorkBot> >There was no verb in that sentence!
16:54 <Mort-> #open donor
16:54 <ZorkBot> >[donor -> door]
16:56 <ZorkBot> The door cannot be opened.
17:03 <Mort-> #read runes
17:04 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "runes".
17:14 <Mort-> #look
17:16 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
17:17 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
17:39 <Mort-> #read gothic lettering
17:40 <ZorkBot> >The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."
18:08 <Mort-> #write on door
18:09 <ZorkBot> >[write -> white]
18:09 <ZorkBot> You used the word "write" in a way that I don't understand.
18:55 <Mort-> #throw trophy case at door
18:55 <ZorkBot> >You don't have the trophy case.
19:05 <Mort-> #hit door
19:06 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to hit the door with?
19:18 <Mort-> #hit door with knife
19:19 <ZorkBot> >I've known strange people, but fighting a wooden door?
19:37 <Mort-> #sunder door
19:38 <ZorkBot> >[sunder -> under]
19:40 <ZorkBot> There was no verb in that sentence!
20:28 <Brunius> Man
20:38 <Brunius> Anyone here got ArmA II?
21:25 <Brunius> #break door
21:26 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to break the door with?
21:33 <Brunius> #break door with sword
21:35 <ZorkBot> >You can't seem to damage the door.
21:37 <Brunius> #inv
21:37 <ZorkBot> >[inv -> in]
21:38 <Mort-> Lol
21:39 <ZorkBot> You can't go that way.
21:43 <Brunius> #inventory
21:43 <ZorkBot> >You are carrying:
21:45 <ZorkBot>   A nasty knife
21:47 <ZorkBot>   A rope
21:49 <ZorkBot>   A glass bottle
21:51 <ZorkBot>   The glass bottle contains:
21:52 <Brunius> #break door with knife
21:53 <ZorkBot>     A quantity of water
21:55 <ZorkBot>   A brass lantern (providing light)
21:57 <ZorkBot>   A sword
21:59 <ZorkBot>   A brown sack
22:01 <ZorkBot>   A leaflet
22:03 <ZorkBot> >You can't seem to damage the door.
22:07 <Brunius> @read leaflet
22:10 <Mort-> I tried
22:13 <Brunius> #read leaflet
22:13 <ZorkBot> >"WELCOME TO ZORK!
22:15 <ZorkBot> ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
22:54 <Mort-> #north
22:54 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
22:54 <Mort-> #west
22:54 <ZorkBot> >The door is nailed shut.
23:14 <Mort-> #unnail door
23:14 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "unnail".
23:14 <Mort-> #open door
23:14 <ZorkBot> >The door cannot be opened.
23:14 <Brunius> #dehinge door
23:14 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "dehinge".
23:17 <Brunius> #look
23:17 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
23:19 <ZorkBot> You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room.
23:27 <Brunius> #kick door
23:27 <ZorkBot> >Kicking the wooden door has no effect.
23:33 <Brunius> #search room
23:43 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "room".
23:45 <Brunius> #search
23:45 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to search?
23:52 <Brunius> #search Living ROom
23:53 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "living".
23:53 <Mort-> #search living room
23:54 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "living".
23:56 <Mort-> Oh
23:59 <Brunius> #search area
24:00 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "area".
24:09 <Brunius> #search trophy case
24:09 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
25:13 <Brunius> #search door
25:14 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
26:18 <Brunius> #remove nails with knife
26:19 <ZorkBot> >That sentence isn't one I recognize.
26:23 <Brunius> #take nails
26:24 <ZorkBot> >The nails, deeply imbedded in the door, cannot be removed.
26:32 <Brunius> #search rug
26:33 <ZorkBot> >You find nothing unusual.
26:45 <Brunius> I'm out of ideas
27:00 <Brunius> And should probably sleep
27:13 <Brunius> Night guys
27:44 <Brunius> (Oh, btw mort...don't go into the woods under any circumstances)
29:00 <Mort-> I already did
45:36 <Mekkis> #move rug
45:48 <***> Buffer Playback...
45:49 <***> Playback Complete.
45:58 <Mort-> #east
45:58 <ZorkBot> >Damp Cave
46:00 <ZorkBot> This cave has exits to the west and east, and narrows to a crack toward the south. The earth is particularly damp here.
46:13 <Mort-> #south
46:14 <ZorkBot> >It is too narrow for most insects.
46:22 <Mort-> #east
46:23 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
46:25 <ZorkBot> You are on a narrow strip of beach which runs along the base of the White Cliffs. There is a narrow path heading south along the Cliffs and a tight passage leading west into the cliffs themselves.
46:44 <Mort-> #south
46:45 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
46:47 <ZorkBot> You are on a rocky, narrow strip of beach beside the Cliffs. A narrow path leads north along the shore.
46:54 <Mort-> #north
46:55 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
46:58 <Mekkis> #turn off lantern
46:59 <ZorkBot> >The brass lantern is now off.
47:01 <ZorkBot> It is now pitch black.
47:08 <Mort-> Why?
47:08 <Mekkis> #turn on lantern
47:09 <ZorkBot> >The brass lantern is now on.
47:11 <ZorkBot> White Cliffs Beach
47:13 <ZorkBot> You are on a narrow strip of beach which runs along the base of the White Cliffs. There is a narrow path heading south along the Cliffs and a tight passage leading west into the cliffs themselves.
47:15 <Mort-> #look
47:16 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
47:18 <ZorkBot> You are on a narrow strip of beach which runs along the base of the White Cliffs. There is a narrow path heading south along the Cliffs and a tight passage leading west into the cliffs themselves.
47:18 <Mekkis> I thought you were outside
47:23 <Mort-> I was
47:27 <Mekkis> you should conserve power
47:31 <Mort-> I was inside
47:37 <Mort-> Then outside
47:44 <Mort-> I think I'm screwed
47:45 <Mekkis> #rub lantern
47:46 <ZorkBot> >Fiddling with the brass lantern isn't notably helpful.
47:49 <Mort-> #south
47:49 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
47:59 <Mort-> #west
47:59 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
48:12 <Mekkis> #south
48:13 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
48:17 <Mekkis> look
48:17 <Mort-> #east
48:18 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
48:21 <Mekkis> #look
48:22 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
48:24 <ZorkBot> You are on a rocky, narrow strip of beach beside the Cliffs. A narrow path leads north along the shore.
48:24 <Mort-> I keep getting lost
48:28 <Mekkis> #north
48:29 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
48:30 <Mort-> #north
48:31 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
48:35 <Mekkis> #west
48:36 <ZorkBot> >Damp Cave
48:40 <Mort-> #look
48:40 <ZorkBot> >Damp Cave
48:42 <ZorkBot> This cave has exits to the west and east, and narrows to a crack toward the south. The earth is particularly damp here.
48:43 <Mekkis> you need to keep a map
48:56 <Mort-> I am hopeless at  it
49:01 <Mort-> #east
49:01 <ZorkBot> >White Cliffs Beach
49:08 <Mort-> #west
49:09 <ZorkBot> >Damp Cave
49:13 <Mort-> #west
49:14 <ZorkBot> >Loud Room
49:16 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a large platinum bar.
49:19 <Mort-> #look
49:26 <ZorkBot> >look look ...
49:29 <Mort-> #west
49:30 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
49:35 <Mort-> #look
49:36 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
49:38 <ZorkBot> This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
49:44 <Mort-> #south
49:44 <ZorkBot> >Narrow Passage
49:46 <Thelen> what the fuck
49:47 <ZorkBot> This is a long and narrow corridor where a long north-south passageway briefly narrows even further.
50:00 <Mort-> #south
50:00 <ZorkBot> >Mirror Room
50:02 <ZorkBot> You are in a large square room with tall ceilings. On the south wall is an enormous mirror which fills the entire wall. There are exits on the other three sides of the room.
50:11 <Mort-> #west
50:12 <ZorkBot> >Winding Passage
50:14 <ZorkBot> This is a winding passage. It seems that there are only exits on the east and north.
50:17 <Mort-> #look
50:17 <ZorkBot> >Winding Passage
50:19 <ZorkBot> This is a winding passage. It seems that there are only exits on the east and north.
50:23 <Mort-> #north
50:23 <ZorkBot> >Mirror Room
50:32 <Mort-> #south
50:32 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
50:40 <Mort-> #break mirror
50:40 <ZorkBot> >What do you want to break the mirror with?
50:49 <Mort-> #break mirror with sword
50:50 <ZorkBot> >You have broken the mirror. I hope you have a seven years' supply of good luck handy.
50:53 <Mort-> Lol
51:05 <Mort-> #east
51:06 <ZorkBot> >Cave
51:08 <ZorkBot> This is a tiny cave with entrances west and north, and a dark, forbidding staircase leading down.
51:10 <ZorkBot> Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
51:16 <Mort-> #down
51:17 <ZorkBot> >Entrance to Hades
51:19 <ZorkBot> You are outside a large gateway, on which is inscribed
51:21 <ZorkBot>   Abandon every hope all ye who enter here!
51:23 <ZorkBot> The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
51:24 <Mort-> #look
51:25 <ZorkBot> The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
51:27 <ZorkBot> Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
51:29 <ZorkBot> >Entrance to Hades
51:31 <ZorkBot> You are outside a large gateway, on which is inscribed
51:33 <ZorkBot>   Abandon every hope all ye who enter here!
51:35 <ZorkBot> The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
51:35 <Mort-> #down
51:37 <ZorkBot> The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
51:39 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
51:56 <Mort-> #south
51:57 <ZorkBot> >Some invisible force prevents you from passing through the gate.
52:05 <Mort-> #east
52:05 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
52:12 <Mort-> #west
52:12 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
52:18 <Mort-> North
52:24 <Mort-> #north
52:24 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
52:29 <Mort-> #up
52:29 <ZorkBot> >Cave
52:31 <ZorkBot> Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
52:36 <Mort-> #look
52:37 <ZorkBot> >Cave
52:39 <ZorkBot> This is a tiny cave with entrances west and north, and a dark, forbidding staircase leading down.
52:50 <Mort-> #north
52:50 <ZorkBot> >Mirror Room
52:52 <ZorkBot> Your sword is no longer glowing.
53:00 <Mort-> #south
53:00 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
53:13 <Mort-> #east
53:13 <ZorkBot> >Cave
53:15 <ZorkBot> Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
53:22 <Mort-> #west
53:22 <ZorkBot> >Winding Passage
53:24 <ZorkBot> Your sword is no longer glowing.
53:27 <Mort-> #look
53:27 <ZorkBot> >Winding Passage
53:29 <ZorkBot> This is a winding passage. It seems that there are only exits on the east and north.
53:37 <Mort-> #east
53:38 <ZorkBot> >Cave
53:40 <ZorkBot> Your sword is glowing with a faint blue glow.
53:48 <Mort-> #north
53:48 <ZorkBot> >Mirror Room
53:50 <ZorkBot> Your sword is no longer glowing.
53:57 <Mort-> #look
53:57 <ZorkBot> >Mirror Room
53:59 <ZorkBot> You are in a large square room with tall ceilings. On the south wall is an enormous mirror which fills the entire wall. There are exits on the other three sides of the room.
54:01 <ZorkBot> Unfortunately, the mirror has been destroyed by your recklessness.
54:18 <Mort-> #north
54:18 <ZorkBot> >Narrow Passage
54:23 <Mort-> #look
54:24 <ZorkBot> >Narrow Passage
54:26 <ZorkBot> This is a long and narrow corridor where a long north-south passageway briefly narrows even further.
54:34 <Mort-> #north
54:35 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
54:43 <Mort-> #look
54:43 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
54:46 <ZorkBot> This is a circular stone room with passages in all directions. Several of them have unfortunately been blocked by cave-ins.
54:53 <Mort-> #north
54:54 <ZorkBot> >North-South Passage
55:01 <Mort-> #look
55:01 <ZorkBot> >North-South Passage
55:03 <ZorkBot> This is a high north-south passage, which forks to the northeast.
55:14 <Mort-> #northeast
55:14 <ZorkBot> >Deep Canyon
55:21 <Mort-> #look
55:21 <ZorkBot> >Deep Canyon
55:23 <ZorkBot> You are on the south edge of a deep canyon. Passages lead off to the east, northwest and southwest. A stairway leads down. You can hear the sound of flowing water from below.
55:36 <Mort-> #down
55:37 <ZorkBot> >Loud Room
55:39 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a large platinum bar.
55:44 <Mort-> #up
55:44 <ZorkBot> >Deep Canyon
55:51 <Mort-> #east
55:52 <ZorkBot> >Dam
55:54 <ZorkBot> You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south, and west, and a scramble down.
55:56 <ZorkBot> The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
55:58 <ZorkBot> There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted. Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.
56:15 <Mort-> #take plastic bubble
56:16 <ZorkBot> >It is an integral part of the control panel.
56:28 <Mort-> #press plastic bubble
56:28 <ZorkBot> >Pushing the green bubble doesn't seem to work.
56:48 <Mort-> #north
56:49 <ZorkBot> >Dam Lobby
56:51 <ZorkBot> This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam. There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
56:53 <ZorkBot> Some guidebooks entitled "Flood Control Dam #3" are on the reception desk.
56:55 <ZorkBot> There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
57:12 <Mekkis> Mort-, what would headphones for elves look like?
57:12 <Mort-> #read flood control dam #3
57:12 <ZorkBot> >[flood -> food]
57:14 <ZorkBot> I don't know the word "#3".
57:23 <Mekkis> #read guidebook
57:24 <ZorkBot> >(Taken)
57:26 <Mort-> Black?
57:26 <ZorkBot> "[9]Flood Control Dam #3
57:28 <ZorkBot> FCD#3 was constructed in year 783 of the Great Underground Empire to harness the mighty Frigid River. This work was supported by a grant of 37 million zorkmids from your omnipotent local tyrant Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive. This impressive structure is composed of 370,000 cubic feet of concrete, is 256 feet tall at the center, and 193 feet wide at the top. The lake created behind the dam has a volume of 1.7 billion cubic feet, an area of 12 mi
57:30 <ZorkBot> We will now point out some of the more interesting features of FCD#3 as we conduct you on a guided tour of the facilities:
57:32 <ZorkBot>         1) You start your tour here in the Dam Lobby. You will notice on your right that....
57:43 <Mort-> Can't see stuff
57:51 <Mort-> But why ask about elf and head sinner
57:53 <Mort-> Phones
58:00 <Mort-> #east
58:01 <ZorkBot> >Maintenance Room
58:02 <ZorkBot> This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam #3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
58:04 <ZorkBot> There is a group of tool chests here.
58:06 <ZorkBot> There is a wrench here.
58:08 <ZorkBot> There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
58:10 <ZorkBot> There is a screwdriver here.
58:23 <Mort-> #take wrench
58:24 <ZorkBot> >Your load is too heavy.
58:36 <Mort-> #take screwdriver
58:37 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
58:44 <Mekkis> Mort-, you need to return to the hut, and drop off your treasure
58:45 <Mekkis> :S
58:48 <Mort-> #take object
58:48 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "object".
58:55 <Mort-> I don't know which way
59:05 <Mort-> Haha I'm lost
59:19 <Mort-> #west
59:19 <ZorkBot> >Dam Lobby
59:21 <ZorkBot> There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
59:34 <Mort-> #west
59:35 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
59:41 <Mort-> #north
59:42 <ZorkBot> >Maintenance Room
59:43 <ZorkBot> There is a group of tool chests here.
59:45 <ZorkBot> There is a wrench here.
59:47 <ZorkBot> There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
59:55 <Mort-> #south
59:56 <ZorkBot> >Dam Lobby
59:58 <ZorkBot> There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
00:09 <Mort-> #turn off lantern
00:09 <ZorkBot> >The brass lantern is now off.
00:16 <Mort-> #south
00:17 <ZorkBot> >Dam
01:15 <Mort-> #north
01:16 <ZorkBot> >Dam Lobby
01:18 <ZorkBot> There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
01:25 <Mort-> #north
01:25 <ZorkBot> >You have moved into a dark place.
01:27 <ZorkBot> It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
01:36 <Mort-> #turn on lantern
01:36 <ZorkBot> >The brass lantern is now on.
01:38 <ZorkBot> Maintenance Room
01:40 <ZorkBot> This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam #3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
01:42 <Mort-> #look
01:43 <ZorkBot> There is a group of tool chests here.
01:44 <ZorkBot> There is a wrench here.
01:46 <ZorkBot> There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
01:48 <ZorkBot> >Maintenance Room
01:50 <ZorkBot> This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam #3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
01:52 <ZorkBot> There is a group of tool chests here.
01:54 <ZorkBot> There is a wrench here.
01:56 <ZorkBot> There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
02:09 <Mort-> #west
02:10 <ZorkBot> >Dam Lobby
02:12 <ZorkBot> There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
02:21 <Mort-> #look
02:21 <ZorkBot> >Dam Lobby
02:23 <ZorkBot> This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam. There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
02:25 <ZorkBot> There is a matchbook whose cover says "Visit Beautiful FCD#3" here.
03:07 <Mort-> #south
03:07 <ZorkBot> >Dam
03:14 <Mort-> #south
03:14 <ZorkBot> >Deep Canyon
03:16 <ZorkBot> The lamp appears a bit dimmer.
03:20 <Mort-> #look
03:21 <ZorkBot> >Deep Canyon
03:23 <ZorkBot> You are on the south edge of a deep canyon. Passages lead off to the east, northwest and southwest. A stairway leads down. You can hear the sound of flowing water from below.
03:25 <Mort-> I think I'm screwed
03:32 <Mort-> #down
03:32 <ZorkBot> >Loud Room
03:34 <ZorkBot> On the ground is a large platinum bar.
03:45 <Mort-> #look
03:45 <ZorkBot> >look look ...
03:51 <Mort-> #west
03:52 <ZorkBot> >Round Room
04:00 <Mort-> #west
04:01 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
04:15 <Mort-> #look
04:15 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
04:16 <Mort-> #west
04:17 <ZorkBot> This is a narrow east-west passageway. There is a narrow stairway leading down at the north end of the room.
04:19 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
04:21 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
04:40 <Mort-> #north
04:41 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
04:50 <Mort-> #up
04:51 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
05:05 <Mort-> #down
05:05 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
05:13 <Mort-> #north
05:13 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
05:21 <Mort-> #look
05:21 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
05:23 <ZorkBot> This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.
05:25 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
05:32 <Mekkis> #west
05:33 <ZorkBot> >Maze
05:35 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
05:37 <Mekkis> :)
05:47 <Mort-> But i want to go up
05:51 <Mekkis> #east
05:53 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
05:54 <Mort-> #east
05:54 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
05:56 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
06:05 <Mort-> #west
06:05 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
06:07 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
06:08 <Mekkis> #east
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06:09 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
06:10 <Mekkis> #north
06:11 <ZorkBot> >Chasm
06:14 <Mekkis> #look
06:16 <ZorkBot> >Chasm
06:17 <ZorkBot> A chasm runs southwest to northeast and the path follows it. You are on the south side of the chasm, where a crack opens into a passage.
06:27 <Mekkis> #ne
06:28 <ZorkBot> >Reservoir South
06:30 <ZorkBot> You are in a long room on the south shore of a large lake, far too deep and wide for crossing.
06:32 <ZorkBot> There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the southeast.
06:34 <Mekkis> #sw
06:36 <ZorkBot> >Chasm
06:38 <Mekkis> sw
06:41 <Mekkis> #sw
06:43 <ZorkBot> >East-West Passage
06:48 <Mekkis> #sw
06:49 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
07:02 <Mort-> I came down from the troll room
07:10 <Mort-> #west
07:10 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
07:12 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
07:18 <Mort-> #look
07:19 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
07:21 <ZorkBot> This is a small room with passages to the east and south and a forbidding hole leading west. Bloodstains and deep scratches (perhaps made by an axe) mar the walls.
07:23 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
07:33 <Mort-> #south
07:34 <ZorkBot> >Cellar
07:54 <Mort-> #south
07:55 <ZorkBot> >East of Chasm
07:57 <ZorkBot> You are on the east edge of a chasm, the bottom of which cannot be seen. A narrow passage goes north, and the path you are on continues to the east.
08:28 <Mort-> Up
08:35 <Mort-> North
08:43 <Mort-> #north
08:44 <ZorkBot> >Cellar
08:51 <Mort-> #look
08:52 <ZorkBot> >Cellar
08:54 <ZorkBot> You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.
09:18 <Mort-> #up
09:18 <ZorkBot> >The trap door is closed.
09:36 <Mort-> #open trap door
09:37 <ZorkBot> >The door is locked from above.
09:45 <Mort-> Wtf?
09:48 <Mekkis> #save
09:49 <Mort-> How?
09:57 <Mort-> No point
10:07 <Mort-> I will run out of light
10:22 <Mort-> #west
10:23 <ZorkBot> >Enter saved game to store: 
10:25 <ZorkBot> Ok.
10:33 <Mort-> #west
10:33 <ZorkBot> >You try to ascend the ramp, but it is impossible, and you slide back down.
10:43 <Mort-> #south
10:43 <ZorkBot> >East of Chasm
10:46 <Mekkis> #south
10:48 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
10:54 <Mekkis> #east
10:55 <ZorkBot> >Gallery
10:57 <ZorkBot> This is an art gallery. Most of the paintings have been stolen by vandals with exceptional taste. The vandals left through either the north or west exits.
10:59 <ZorkBot> Fortunately, there is still one chance for you to be a vandal, for on the far wall is a painting of unparalleled beauty.
11:08 <Mekkis> #north
11:09 <ZorkBot> >Studio
11:11 <ZorkBot> This appears to have been an artist's studio. The walls and floors are splattered with paints of 69 different colors. Strangely enough, nothing of value is hanging here. At the south end of the room is an open door (also covered with paint). A dark and narrow chimney leads up from a fireplace; although you might be able to get up it, it seems unlikely you could get back down.
11:13 <ZorkBot> Loosely attached to a wall is a small piece of paper.
11:17 <Mekkis> read paper
11:24 <Mekkis> #read paper
11:25 <ZorkBot> Congratulations!
11:27 <ZorkBot> You are the privileged owner of ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire, a self-contained and self-maintaining universe. If used and maintained in accordance with normal operating practices for small universes, ZORK will provide many months of trouble-free operation.
11:34 <Mekkis> #up
11:35 <ZorkBot> >You can't get up there with what you're carrying.
11:47 <Mort-> #inventory
11:48 <ZorkBot> >You are carrying:
11:50 <ZorkBot>   A screwdriver
11:52 <ZorkBot>   A tour guidebook
11:53 <Mekkis> #south
11:54 <ZorkBot>   A nasty knife
11:56 <ZorkBot>   A rope
11:58 <ZorkBot>   A glass bottle
12:00 <ZorkBot>   The glass bottle contains:
12:02 <ZorkBot>     A quantity of water
12:04 <ZorkBot>   A brass lantern (providing light)
12:06 <ZorkBot>   A sword
12:08 <ZorkBot>   A brown sack
12:10 <ZorkBot>   A leaflet
12:12 <ZorkBot> >Gallery
12:14 <ZorkBot> Fortunately, there is still one chance for you to be a vandal, for on the far wall is a painting of unparalleled beauty.
12:19 <Mekkis> #south
12:20 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
12:28 <Mekkis> #west
12:29 <ZorkBot> >East of Chasm
12:33 <Mekkis> #south
12:34 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
12:41 <Mekkis> #north
12:42 <ZorkBot> >Cellar
12:46 <Mekkis> #look
12:48 <ZorkBot> >Cellar
12:49 <ZorkBot> You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.
12:56 <Mekkis> #north
12:57 <ZorkBot> >The Troll Room
12:59 <ZorkBot> There is a bloody axe here.
13:08 <Mekkis> #w
13:09 <ZorkBot> >Maze
13:11 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
13:15 <Mekkis> #s
13:16 <ZorkBot> >Maze
13:18 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
13:21 <Mekkis> #e
13:23 <ZorkBot> >Maze
13:25 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
13:25 <Mekkis> #u
13:27 <ZorkBot> >Maze
13:29 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. A skeleton, probably the remains of a luckless adventurer, lies here.
13:31 <ZorkBot> Beside the skeleton is a rusty knife.
13:32 <Mekkis> take coins
13:33 <ZorkBot> The deceased adventurer's useless lantern is here.
13:35 <ZorkBot> There is a skeleton key here.
13:37 <ZorkBot> An old leather bag, bulging with coins, is here.
13:38 <Mekkis> take key
13:42 <Mekkis> #take coins
13:43 <ZorkBot> >Your load is too heavy.
13:44 <Mekkis> #take key
13:45 <ZorkBot> >Your load is too heavy.
13:56 <Mekkis> #drop guidebook
13:57 <ZorkBot> >Dropped.
13:58 <Mekkis> #take coins
14:00 <ZorkBot> >Your load is too heavy.
14:03 <Mekkis> #inv
14:04 <ZorkBot> >[inv -> in]
14:06 <ZorkBot> You can't go that way.
14:07 <Mekkis> #inventory
14:08 <ZorkBot> >You are carrying:
14:10 <ZorkBot>   A screwdriver
14:12 <ZorkBot>   A nasty knife
14:14 <ZorkBot>   A rope
14:16 <ZorkBot>   A glass bottle
14:18 <ZorkBot>   The glass bottle contains:
14:20 <ZorkBot>     A quantity of water
14:22 <ZorkBot>   A brass lantern (providing light)
14:22 <Mekkis> #drop sword
14:24 <ZorkBot>   A sword
14:26 <ZorkBot>   A brown sack
14:28 <ZorkBot>   A leaflet
14:30 <ZorkBot> >Dropped.
14:32 <Mekkis> #drop leaflet
14:33 <ZorkBot> >Dropped.
14:36 <Mekkis> #take coins
14:37 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
14:47 <Mekkis> #sw
14:48 <ZorkBot> >Maze
14:50 <Mekkis> #e
14:50 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
14:52 <ZorkBot> >Maze
14:54 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
14:57 <Mekkis> #se
14:58 <ZorkBot> >You can't go that way.
15:09 <Mekkis> #s
15:10 <ZorkBot> >Maze
15:11 <Mekkis> #se
15:12 <ZorkBot> This is part of a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
15:14 <ZorkBot> >Cyclops Room
15:16 <ZorkBot> This room has an exit on the northwest, and a staircase leading up.
15:18 <ZorkBot> A cyclops, who looks prepared to eat horses (much less mere adventurers), blocks the staircase. From his state of health, and the bloodstains on the walls, you gather that he is not very friendly, though he likes people.
15:28 <Mekkis> #say "ULYSSES"
15:29 <ZorkBot> >The cyclops, hearing the name of his father's deadly nemesis, flees the room by knocking down the wall on the east of the room.
15:37 <Mekkis> #up
15:38 <Mort-> Lol?
15:38 <ZorkBot> >You hear a scream of anguish as you violate the robber's hideaway. Using passages unknown to you, he rushes to its defense.
15:41 <ZorkBot> The thief gestures mysteriously, and the treasures in the room suddenly vanish.
15:42 <ZorkBot> Treasure Room
15:44 <ZorkBot> This is a large room, whose east wall is solid granite. A number of discarded bags, which crumble at your touch, are scattered about on the floor. There is an exit down a staircase.
15:47 <ZorkBot> There is a suspicious-looking individual, holding a large bag, leaning against one wall. He is armed with a deadly stiletto.
15:48 <ZorkBot> There is a silver chalice, intricately engraved, here.
15:50 <ZorkBot> A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down.
15:53 <Mekkis> #kill thief iwth knife
15:54 <ZorkBot> >[iwth -> with]
15:56 <ZorkBot> The thief is struck on the arm; blood begins to trickle down.
15:57 <Mekkis> #kill thief iwth knife
15:58 <ZorkBot> A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down.
16:00 <ZorkBot> >[iwth -> with]
16:02 <ZorkBot> The blow lands, making a shallow gash in the thief's arm!
16:04 <Mekkis> #kill thief with knife
16:04 <ZorkBot> You dodge as the thief comes in low.
16:06 <ZorkBot> >The thief is battered into unconsciousness.
16:08 <Mekkis> #kill thief with knife
16:09 <ZorkBot> >The unarmed thief cannot defend himself: He dies.
16:11 <ZorkBot> Almost as soon as the thief breathes his last breath, a cloud of sinister black fog envelops him, and when the fog lifts, the carcass has disappeared.
16:13 <ZorkBot> As the thief dies, the power of his magic decreases, and his treasures reappear:
16:15 <ZorkBot>   A stiletto
16:18 <ZorkBot> The chalice is now safe to take.
16:20 <Mekkis> #take treasures
16:21 <ZorkBot> >Your load is too heavy, especially in light of your condition.
16:25 <Mekkis> #diagnose
16:26 <ZorkBot> >You have a serious wound, which will be cured after 57 moves.
16:28 <ZorkBot> You can be killed by one more light wound.
16:33 <Mekkis> #inv
16:34 <ZorkBot> >[inv -> in]
16:36 <ZorkBot> You can't go that way.
16:39 <Mekkis> #inventory
16:40 <ZorkBot> >You are carrying:
16:42 <ZorkBot>   A leather bag of coins
16:46 <ZorkBot>   A screwdriver
16:46 <ZorkBot>   A nasty knife
16:49 <ZorkBot>   A rope
16:51 <ZorkBot>   A glass bottle
16:52 <ZorkBot>   The glass bottle contains:
16:54 <ZorkBot>     A quantity of water
16:56 <ZorkBot>   A brass lantern (providing light)
16:58 <ZorkBot>   A brown sack
17:10 <Mekkis> #put treasures in case
17:11 <ZorkBot> >You can't see any case here!
17:14 <Mekkis> #look
17:15 <ZorkBot> >Treasure Room
17:17 <ZorkBot> This is a large room, whose east wall is solid granite. A number of discarded bags, which crumble at your touch, are scattered about on the floor. There is an exit down a staircase.
17:19 <ZorkBot> There is a stiletto here.
17:21 <ZorkBot> There is a silver chalice, intricately engraved, here.
17:33 <Mekkis> #drop sack
17:34 <ZorkBot> >Dropped.
17:37 <Mekkis> #take chalice
17:38 <ZorkBot> >Taken.
17:53 <Mekkis> #down
17:54 <ZorkBot> >Cyclops Room
17:58 <Mekkis> #look
17:59 <ZorkBot> >Cyclops Room
18:01 <ZorkBot> This room has an exit on the northwest, and a staircase leading up.
18:03 <ZorkBot> The east wall, previously solid, now has a cyclops-sized opening in it.
18:08 <Mekkis> #east
18:09 <ZorkBot> >Strange Passage
18:11 <ZorkBot> This is a long passage. To the west is one entrance. On the east there is an old wooden door, with a large opening in it (about cyclops sized).
18:16 <Mekkis> #east
18:17 <ZorkBot> >Living Room
18:23 <Mekkis> #put treasures in case
18:24 <ZorkBot> >Which treasures do you mean, the chalice or the leather bag of coins?
18:28 <Mekkis> #both
18:29 <ZorkBot> >I don't know the word "both".
18:35 <Mekkis> #chalice
18:36 <ZorkBot> >There was no verb in that sentence!
18:41 <Mekkis> #put chalice in case
18:42 <ZorkBot> >Done.
19:02 <Mekkis> you can take it from here, mort
19:09 <Mort-> Lol
19:16 <Mort-> Going to bed :p
19:23 <Mort-> I'm confused
19:32 <Mort-> #turn off light
19:32 <ZorkBot> >The brass lantern is now off.
19:53 <Mekkis> #save 1
19:54 <ZorkBot> >That sentence isn't one I recognize.
19:58 <Mekkis> #save game
19:59 <ZorkBot> >[game -> gate]
20:01 <ZorkBot> That sentence isn't one I recognize.
20:05 <Mort-> Why didn't you try to kill the cyclops btw
20:22 <Mort-> Of course you left the sword in the maze
20:50 <Mort-> !exit
20:50 <ZorkBot> >[!exit -> exit]
20:52 <ZorkBot> You can't go that way.
21:03 <Mort-> How do you end session
21:13 <Mort-> End
21:19 <Mort-> !end
21:20 <ZorkBot> >[!end -> send]
21:22 <ZorkBot> What do you want to !end for?
21:36 <Mekkis> !save
21:44 <Mekkis> !save 1
21:45 <ZorkBot> >[!save -> save]
21:48 <ZorkBot> Enter saved game to store: 
21:49 <ZorkBot> Ok.
21:55 <Mekkis> !quit
21:56 <ZorkBot> >[!quit -> quit]
21:58 <ZorkBot> Your score is 90 (total of 350 points), in 332 moves.
22:00 <ZorkBot> This gives you the rank of Novice Adventurer.
22:04 <Mort-> Oh lol
22:11 <Mort-> I think mostly by you
22:37 <Mort-> I couldn't even get into the dungeon
22:39 <Mekkis> #y
22:41 <ZorkBot> Do you wish to leave the game? (Y is affirmative): 
22:43 <ZorkBot> The interpreter has ended the session.
22:44 <Mort-> At least i knew what T9 on
22:47 <Mort-> To do
22:57 <Mekkis> heh
22:57 <Mort-> When i saw a troll
23:18 <Mort-> But that was about it
23:27 <Mort-> My lamp is probably going to run out soon
23:28 <Mekkis> did you get the egg?
23:33 <Mort-> No
23:41 <Mort-> I have a horrible sense of direction
23:57 <Mort-> Not to mention claustrophobia :d
24:17 <Mekkis> I draw a mak
24:19 <Mekkis> map*
24:32 <Mekkis> hmmm
24:35 <Mort-> I am on cell with no paper :d
24:44 <Mort-> Royal fk up
24:48 <Mekkis> if you don't have the egg, chances are you won't be able to finish it
24:49 <Mort-> Hi mekkis
24:51 <Mort-> !
25:04 <Mort-> Yeah i probably fked up big time
25:16 <Mort-> By leaving my lantern on too long
25:22 <Mort-> Hey its my first try :p
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26:14 <Mort-> Oh man that's tiring
26:40 <Mort-> Well I'm not perfect ^^
27:39 <Mort-> My brother is far better then i am when it comes to mapless navigation
27:56 <Mort-> He is like oh the pro :p
28:16 <Mekkis> try wumpus
28:24 <Mort-> For me i couldn't remember how to get to a place till after the 3rd try or so
28:26 <Mekkis> if you don't see a prompt, just type # 
28:30 <Mekkis> # 
28:37 <Mort-> I think i drained too may brain cells
28:40 <Mort-> Many
28:50 <Mort-> Even pfs isn't that tiring :d
29:15 <Mort-> Its like the old space quest series
29:35 <Mort-> Which both my bro and i couldn't complete without a guide
31:09 <Mort-> And yes. He has more brains then i do
31:21 <Mort-> My brother does :p
31:29 <Mort-> But I'm midly sneakier
40:24 <Mort-> Oh mekkis.
40:39 <Mort-> My brother is currently playing diablo 3
40:42 <Mort-> As a monk
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