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00:13 <Mort-> Then add in the kangeroo meat
00:43 <Mort-> Then add in the sauce and add spring onions to garnish
00:45 <Mort-> ^^
03:59 <Mekkis> what cut of kangaroo would you use?
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44:49 <Mort-> Sirlion
45:03 <Mort-> At least the best i can translate from Chinese
45:10 <Mort-> Yao rou.
45:24 <Avatar> android port of nethack is pretty impressive
45:25 <Mort-> As close as i it
45:26 <Mort-> Get
46:53 <Mort-> Sirloin
46:54 <Mort-> Actually
47:04 <Mort-> Near the spine
47:39 <Mort-> Oh its fuzzy mur time
47:58 <Mort-> If you give me the rump ill make stew
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48:21 <Mekkis> Mort-, that depends how much you want to pay
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49:29 <Mekkis> Mort-, that depends how much you want to pay
49:56 <Mort-> Come on. Kangeroos are pests
50:03 <Mekkis> not really
51:08 <Mort-> So many around and i can't find some sirloin?
51:24 <Mort-> Get me the forehoof so i can make stew then
52:04 <Mort-> The front legs
52:19 <Mort-> At least Chinese translation would be qian tui
52:41 <Mort-> Probably stew
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55:10 <Mort-> Ok fuzzymur time
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16:52 <Steven> herro people
17:02 <Steven> im awake again
21:19 <Steven> nobody here?
21:24 <Steven> AWESOME!
21:28 * Steven takes off pants
30:57 <exBoomerET> Dude, I don't want to wake up to that.
31:00 <exBoomerET> Put that thing away.
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48:28 <Steven> put what away?
48:32 <Steven> im not rockin commando
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53:54 <Jerus> SW, W to get in range, and trip it, just for variety.
54:06 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+12 trip
54:06 <dicebot> Jerus, trip: [1d20=1] 13
54:42 <Avatar> !rng parney jerus worth
54:42 <diebot> Avatar, parney
54:44 <Avatar> !rng parney jerus worth
54:45 <diebot> Avatar, jerus
54:45 <Avatar> !rng parney jerus worth
54:45 <diebot> Avatar, parney
54:58 <Kalara> "Get out of there Parney"
55:41 <Kalara> I think someones going to end up on the ground
55:42 <Kalara> lol
55:52 <Avatar> Parney takes 13 damage
56:22 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
56:30 <Kalara> I know
56:36 <Kalara> can I drag him out of hte wya?
56:47 <Kalara> 16 str here
57:11 <Kalara> pull him to U8
57:13 <Kalara> if possible
57:40 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
57:56 <Jerus> drop my ineffective guisarme, and take out my heavy flail.
57:58 <Jerus> flail at it!
58:19 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+10 attack; 1d10+15 damage
58:19 <dicebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=15] 25; damage: [1d10=5] 20
58:50 <Worth> "Damnit, How's he look?"
58:51 <Jerus> "knew there was a reason I didn't sell this thing.."
59:05 <Jerus> "Yeah, hows Parney? I got a potion we can pour into 'im.."
59:39 * Jerus offers out a potion to Kalara. "Here, down the hatch."
59:46 * Worth searches the statue rubble while they revive Parney
00:01 * Kalara gives Parney the potion of CLW
00:22 <Kalara> cons modifier though
00:24 <Kalara> if u got any
00:37 <Avatar> 1d20+con-3
00:59 <Parney> !roll 1d20-2 
01:00 <dicebot> Parney, 1d20-2: [1d20=7] 5
01:06 <Kalara> -4 hp
01:11 <Kalara> full round action pot..
01:16 <Kalara> !throw 1d8+1
01:17 <diebot> Kalara, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
01:19 <Kalara> k
01:21 <Kalara>  that fixed it
01:21 <Jerus> "I think he said hes got one too, if we need it.."
01:27 <Kalara> "yes he did"
01:34 <Avatar> Parney wakes up
01:40 * Parney stumbles up, "What happened?"
01:46 <Jerus> "How ya feelin, mate? Took a chunk out of ya, he did."
01:57 <Kalara> (you have a concerned human female with white hair right on top of you)
02:03 <Kalara> (If you want to RP it.. go ahead.. lol)
02:04 <Jerus> "I got a wand you can have a use of."
02:15 <Kalara> "I did tell you to get out of the way"
02:50 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
02:50 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=4] 4
03:25 <Worth> "Well thank you again Parney, Think you migth need a bit more patching up though."
03:31 * Jerus collects his weaponry, putting the flail back in his belt and the guisarme back in hand.
03:35 <Jerus> "I'm bettin' the next enemy'll be somethin' we can slash at. I mean, it can't be all statues, right?"
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03:52 <Jerus> "Or I guess I could try biting it.."
04:09 <Kalara> "Thanks"
04:22 <Parney> "Thanks everyone, much appreciated"
04:34 <Kalara> (you can use the CLW wands on you..)
04:39 <Kalara> ( you probably might want to..)
04:45 <Kalara> (ill live with my hp as it is)
04:48 <Worth> "I'd suggest biting back. ALways feels good."
04:52 <Kalara> (at least I get out of the way better then you do..)
05:00 <Jerus> "Don't feel too bad. I used to fall down alot when I was green too."
05:12 <Kalara> Search everything
05:47 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
05:47 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=6] 6
05:55 * Kalara stands up straight
05:58 <Kalara> "Wow that felt good"
06:17 <Jerus> "Yeah, lets have us a look now. Still reckon the next one's a dinosaur?"
06:28 <Worth> "It's where my plat is."
06:35 <Kalara> (ahhh...its a nice way to be reminded Im mortal..)
06:52 * Kalara grabs it
06:55 <Kalara> lol itchy fingers..
06:55 <Worth> xD
06:57 <Jerus> "Whats that thing? Somethin' magic?"
07:06 <Kalara> detect magic on the thing AFTER I grabbed it
07:08 <Kalara> heh
07:20 <Kalara> but its okay. some grabby people never leran their lessons
07:21 <Kalara> yeah
07:52 <Kalara> too bad :D
08:00 <Kalara> It isnt hte first time Ive screwed myself anyway..
08:25 <Jerus> "Anything else ya want to grab, or we movin' on?"
08:31 <Kalara> "All right, Im holding on to this till we find out who it belongs to
08:38 <Jerus> "Swear I was aimin' for the legs.."
08:53 <Worth> "I might take one of these statues as a dance partner. They seem to move rather well."
09:03 * Kalara looks at the shield
09:05 <Kalara> "oooh"
09:09 <Kalara> time to start..scribing
09:32 <Kalara> enclosed charcoal
09:35 * Worth takes it up and starts strapping it on
09:36 <Kalara> and parchment
09:44 <Kalara> "No! I need something in there!"
09:58 <Kalara> enclosed charocal
10:01 <Kalara> and make a rubbing of hte map
10:09 <Kalara> I was given enclosed charcoal and parchment
10:26 <Kalara> "Guidance please"
10:56 <Kalara> I have mage hand memnmed
10:59 <Kalara> if thats any use..
11:00 <Kalara> lol
11:09 <Kalara> can I take 10?
11:11 <Kalara> :)
11:12 <Kalara> or 20
11:13 <Kalara> :P
11:16 <Kalara> the not in battle rules..
11:21 <Kalara> hrm
11:23 <Kalara> Ill roll normally then
11:28 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 dex
11:28 <diebot> Kalara, dex: [1d20=19] 21
11:41 <Kalara> takiong 10 may not be wise
11:43 <Jerus> "Special shield?"
11:44 <Kalara> dc might be 15..
11:52 <Kalara> "Nope, just had to draw this map out"
11:56 <Jerus> "Ya done then?"
11:58 <Worth> "Rusted piecve of junk."
12:05 * Worth tosses it aside.
12:15 <Kalara> "yes and thanks"
12:20 <Jerus> "Lets get. Got a lady to find! Wonder if shes as pretty as they say?"
12:20 <Kalara> next room
12:48 <Worth> "I'd stay away from that family. THey're nothing but trouble."
12:50 <Kalara> salmon will be ready out soon woot
12:55 <Avatar> This chamber contains several tall wooden bookshelves reaching to the ceiling, almost bursting with the weight of books and scrolls filling the shelves. The shelves and their contents are encrusted with thick growths of brightly colored fungus and glistening mold. Many tomes have fallen from the shelves, their open pages forming a base for more fungi and large mushrooms which carpet the floor. 
12:56 <Avatar> The air here is damp and close, and several of the fungal growths pulse with an eerie purple light that dimly lights the room.
12:56 <Jerus> "Shes probably got a huge.. er... heart."
13:13 <Kalara> inspect the tomes
13:16 <Kalara> any documents..?
13:34 <Kalara> journals, maps or anything similiar?
13:34 <Worth> "Well isn't this place romantic..."
13:47 <Worth> "What do you say Kalara? Good mood lighting?"
13:51 <Kalara> "Not my exact idea of a go out, even if I were interested"
14:00 <Kalara> "And you would really want to keep your hands off me"
14:04 * Kalara glares at Worth
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14:19 <Worth> "Ouch. Message recieved."
14:24 * Worth smiles back
14:29 <Kalara> (aww..)
14:41 <Jerus> "No need to get all grumpy about it. Guess you'll have to try your luck with the young lady Blakros, Worth."
14:51 <Kalara> (jokers..)
14:55 * Kalara shakes her head
15:11 <Jerus> "Maybe you ought to go bite that statue after all, make sure I'm the better looking one."
15:12 * Kalara wonders what is it about the male of the species that makes them go..
15:12 * Jerus grins.
15:25 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
15:26 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=4] 4
15:27 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
15:29 * Jerus starts having a look at the papers that he can read.
15:29 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=3] 8
15:33 <Jerus> @perc
15:34 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=12] 17
16:07 <Worth> "Hey now, I like a little nip in my life. Can't tell me you don't"
16:21 <Parney> !roll 1d20+3 Perception
16:22 <dicebot> Parney, Perception: [1d20=16] 19
16:58 <Kalara> (damn I overtoasted the salmon)
17:12 <Worth> ( :< I made delicious salmon today~))
17:25 <Kalara> what did it say?
17:26 <Avatar> "Do fingernails sing?"
17:40 <Worth> "Yes they do."
17:46 <Jerus> "You guys hear that?"
18:13 <Parney> "They do on a country chalkboard"
19:03 * Kalara is nervous
19:18 <Kalara> "I dont like the sound of that"
19:22 <Worth> "Not that I've awnsered your question will you answer mine?"
19:29 <Kalara> (Ill let the big guys do whatever they need to do)
20:10 <Jerus> "So, lets have us a look at these papers and things, yeah? Or rather, you folk do. I'ma keep an eye on this.. thing."
20:48 <Avatar> Worth says "Very carefully."
20:52 * Worth talks a few steps toward the thing and stands there ready to attack should it do anything
21:13 * Jerus moves closer with Worth, keeping his guisarme out and ready.
21:14 <exBoomerET> back
21:33 <Worth> moves to 0g
21:37 * Kalara hangs around near Parney
22:04 <Worth> 10g
22:18 <Jerus> move to 10f.
23:02 <Jerus> "You two take a poke at these papers?"
23:10 <Kalara> "Not until the place is safe"
23:17 <Kalara> "I have a bad feeling about this"
23:19 <Worth> "Guys this thing is starting to creep me out."
23:20 <Avatar> Worth says "Only when pie is involved. Otherwise corn is grown."
23:34 <Avatar> and then says "Guys this thing is starting to creep me out."
23:36 <Jerus> "Worth, what're you talkin' about man?"
24:20 <Worth> " Let's just worry abou this thing first. It takes thoughts from your head then makes you say them."
24:45 <Jerus> "Reckon we solve it my way, or someone got a better idea?"
24:49 <Kalara> "This whole place...theres something wrong here"
24:52 <Worth> "And it asks questions like the drunks back home."
25:04 <Kalara> "What do you think about that thing, is it hostile..?"
25:06 <Worth> "I say we solve it your way."
25:19 <Kalara> sense motive what?
25:32 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 sensemotive @avatar
26:05 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive @Avatar
26:20 <Parney> !roll 1d20+7  SenseMotive @Avatar
26:52 <Jerus> "Solve it my way? Good enough for me."
27:09 <Jerus> 5ft south, open up on this thing. It must be the enemy
27:47 <Jerus> @init
27:47 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
27:51 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
27:51 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=1] 3
27:55 <Kalara> k slow 
27:55 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 Initiative
27:55 <dicebot> Parney, Initiative: [1d20=10] 12
27:57 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
27:57 <Kalara> but well see what happens
27:58 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=17] 19
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52:19 <MincedSushi> :D
52:30 <exBoomerET> Good morning
54:34 <MincedSushi> HEy sir
54:42 <MincedSushi> What's going on?
11:43 <exBoomerET> Just living the good life here in Paradise.
11:57 <exBoomerET> Oh, and working from home again for the 2nd day in a row.
14:11 <exBoomerET> How's life been treating you?
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21:56 <MincedSushi> Done with finals and time to relax. Been browsing imgur for a bit 
22:33 <MincedSushi> A bit sad my date today turned out to be a crazy neurotic mess. I really know how to pick the crazy
23:08 <Kalara> can we read it?
23:14 * Jerus takes all the weapons away, putting them atleast ten feet from her, if noone else takes them.
23:19 <exBoomerET> Um, I thought you knew.
23:22 <Jerus> "Can I see that scroll?"
23:25 * Kalara ties the lady up
23:28 * Kalara gives jerus the scroll
23:35 <Kalara> "I still havent found my documents yet"
23:39 * Jerus takes a look and nots, putting it in his pack.
23:43 <Worth> "Nor have I"
23:46 <exBoomerET> Should I tell you the secret, or let you learn it like I did?
24:16 <Kalara> I dont have read magic on me haha
24:21 <Kalara> detect magic yes
24:23 <Kalara> not read magic
24:31 <MincedSushi> I think I know now.
24:34 <Kalara> no matter..
24:37 <MincedSushi> I'm going to go back to dating guys
24:41 <Worth> !throw 1d20+6 Skill - Linguistics
24:41 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Linguistics: [1d20=7] 13
24:44 <MincedSushi> So much easier
24:58 <Jerus> "Alright. Get close just incase she gives trouble?"
25:05 <Worth> "I think it's time we step through and close this portal up."
25:08 * Kalara stays right close to her
25:14 <Kalara> "I think she may have information to give us"
25:20 * Jerus pours Lady Blakros' potion into her.
25:31 <Kalara> M7
25:33 <Kalara> for me
25:34 <exBoomerET> Are you Male or Female?
25:39 <Kalara> holding morningstar in hand
25:56 <exBoomerET> 1. All females have baggage
26:06 <exBoomerET> 2. Some are just plain batshit crazy.
26:11 <exBoomerET> 3. All men are pigs
26:21 <Jerus> !throw 1d8+1
26:22 <diebot> Jerus, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
26:32 <exBoomerET> 4. Women are from earth, Men are from earth. Deal with it! :)
26:35 <MincedSushi> ^truth
26:43 <Kalara> so its 3+3..
26:45 <Kalara> 6..
26:55 <Kalara> use jerus's wand
26:56 <MincedSushi> I'm male
26:56 <Kalara> lol
27:06 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
27:06 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=6] 6
27:08 <Jerus> "Parney? Can ya help out? I'm still a bit hurt too."
27:11 <exBoomerET> 5. No matter how hot a girl is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit.
27:28 <Kalara> no
27:31 <Kalara> now it doesnt work..
27:50 <Kalara> well shes tied up
27:57 <exBoomerET> I'm not gay, but I do work in the fashion industry in San Francisco, and I'd say the gays have more drama than the heteros
28:04 <Jerus> "You ain't still tryin' to kill us, are ya?"
28:08 <Kalara> "Right, why did you attack us?"
28:18 <MincedSushi> I just always seem tot pick the batshit crazy chicks. I mean this one if you touched her left side she flipped but right was okay and No kissing ever as she has a "phobia"
28:19 <Kalara> "Hello..?"
28:23 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Diplomacy 
28:24 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=15] 20
28:28 <Jerus> "Ya know, I didn't have to swing with the flat.. Least you could do is talk to me."
28:32 <Worth> "DO you think you cna help us...
28:38 <MincedSushi> That's true
28:40 <exBoomerET> Um, yea, that's official batshit crazy.
28:42 <Worth> "I tihnk this is moot."
28:47 <Kalara> Probably still possessed..
28:51 <Worth> "Come on people through the gate we go."
28:53 <Kalara> "Hrm. knock her out again?"
29:00 <Worth> "Sounds good"
29:03 <Jerus> "Sure going through's a good idea?"
29:03 <Kalara> "I dont like people wiggling off while we attend to business
29:08 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 1d8+10 Longsword
29:08 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=12] 17; Longsword: [1d8=8] 18
29:13 <Kalara> k probably would work
29:22 <Kalara> next time, punch people
29:30 <MincedSushi> However since I myself am Bi I generlaly get the bi guys who are pretty good about the no drama thing. At least till they turn into conceited assholes -_-;;
29:44 <Kalara> "The portal then?"
29:45 <Jerus> "Theres a way out from the other side, right?"
29:48 <Worth> I'm not much for punching
29:48 <Kalara> "Or bring her back to absalom?"
30:12 <Worth> "Listen! We cna't leave that portal open! We need to cross through and do so."
30:13 <Jerus> "I don't do much of this magic stuff. And I reckon we could bring her back if we feel the need. I'll carry her like a sack if I have to."
30:21 * MincedSushi hides in a hole somewhere from the dating scene.
30:22 <Jerus> "And do what?"
30:30 <Worth> "Close it if we can."
30:30 <Kalara> "Close it hopefully?"
30:37 <Jerus> "..From that side?"
30:41 * Jerus looks suspicious.
30:50 <Worth> "At least see where it goes."
30:54 <Kalara> (damnit I know shit about closing portal rules)
30:57 <MincedSushi> Man I had a great relationship that lasted 3 years and she just had to die on me to leave me with this shit.
30:57 <Kalara> (neither have I..)
31:05 <Kalara> (Even in any other lives.. oh wait..I do)
31:09 <Kalara> (But we did go into the portal)
31:18 <Kalara> "I guess we should check it out"
31:55 <Kalara> "Throw the cylinder in?"
31:56 <Worth> "Well then. So much for that."
32:11 <Jerus> "Sure puts a dent in the moment, huh?"
32:14 <Worth> "I would really rather we didn't"
32:22 <Worth> "I'll say..."
32:25 <Jerus> "Maybe theres a knob or somethin?"
32:28 <Kalara> (this reminds me of all thoe space quest games where my brother and I would do the most hilarious things)
32:36 <Worth> lol
32:40 <Kalara> "How about the stone we found earlier?"
32:48 <Jerus> "Look on the bright side, Worth.... The lady's knocked out, she didn't see you embarrass yourself."
32:52 <Kalara> "Or the chest?"
33:05 <exBoomerET> How dare she do that.
33:19 <Worth> "Oh I know right? I'm just hoping they allow marriage ceremonies through the cell bars."
33:22 <Kalara> can we throw the chest in?
33:24 <Parney> Was there something inside the cylinder? Or was is just a metal tube?
33:33 <exBoomerET> Fortunately for me, I married Miss Right, only issue is that I didn't know her first name was Always.
33:37 <Kalara> lol
33:46 <exBoomerET> and I haven't talked to her in 3 months, I didn't want to interrupt her.
34:03 <Kalara> (before...loong Im probably going to throw the lady in..)
34:04 <Kalara> lol
34:33 <Kalara> Throw the chest in?
34:40 <Jerus> "Huh. Um. No idea. Maybe going through is the wrong idea?"
34:49 <Jerus> "Especially if we can't figure out bloody how."
34:55 <Kalara> "Try the chest"
35:00 <Kalara> earlier we found achesT?
35:02 <Kalara> throw chest in? :D
35:02 <Kalara> lol
35:07 <Jerus> "What about it? Thought it was just a box."
35:14 <Kalara> "Just toss it in"
35:19 <MincedSushi> 0_o
35:26 <Parney> "I say we take the lady back to the guy that's worried about his job"
35:28 <Kalara> what check?
35:33 <MincedSushi> 3months? What would you be interuptting? She's your wife?
35:40 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 wisdom untrained
35:41 <diebot> Kalara, wisdom untrained: [1d20=13] 13
35:41 <Worth> !throw 1d20 Derp check
35:42 <diebot> Worth, Derp check: [1d20=15] 15
35:48 <Kalara> lol
36:03 <Kalara> (at least I dont have that -2 on it this time..)
36:04 <Kalara> hehe
36:17 * Jerus goes back to pick up that iron chest and tries throwing it at the portal/wall
36:21 <Kalara> lol
36:27 <Kalara> its so spacequest..
36:59 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2 wtf do I do? @Avatar
37:48 <Jerus> "Maybe that damn plant had the answer."
37:59 <Kalara> lol...
38:15 <Kalara> "Well...it isnt around now"
38:33 <Worth> "I'm stumped guys. I think we just leae this thing and move on."
38:36 <Kalara> "Parney do you have any idea?"
38:39 <Kalara> its your wis
38:41 <Worth> "Let the pathfinder mages deal with it."
38:41 <Kalara> darnit..
38:46 <Kalara> go roll :P
38:51 <Kalara> we all..fked it up haha
38:57 <Parney> !roll 1d20+3 Wisdom
38:58 <dicebot> Parney, Wisdom: [1d20=13] 16
39:20 <Kalara> if we have no idea I suppose we can haul the lady up and bring her back to PFS..
39:54 <exBoomerET> It's a joke, she never stops talking.
40:34 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5
40:35 <diebot> Worth, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
40:52 <Kalara> so what happend
41:07 <Kalara> "oooh"
41:30 <Worth> "Once more with feeling!"
42:28 <Kalara> "Wow"
42:33 <Worth> "I hate magic!"
42:50 <Jerus> "Talkin' to us now?"
42:53 <Kalara> "You attacked us!"
42:56 <Jerus> "Your Lady Blakros, yes?"
42:57 <Avatar> "Who are you?"
43:08 <Worth> "Pathfinders."
43:10 <Kalara> "I suppose its a case of posession?"
43:12 <Avatar> "I'm Imrizade Blakros. What happened?"
43:17 <Jerus> "Me? Name's Jerus. Pleased to meet you. Hows your head?"
43:18 <Parney> "Some guy named Nigel was worried about you"
43:26 <Kalara> "Anyway we found you down here, you tried to colour spray us, and we had to knock you out"
43:29 <Worth> "What is the last thing you remmeber miss Blakros"
43:32 <Parney> "Asked us to find you"
43:35 <Jerus> "Said ya been down here a while and ain't come back. Sent some men down and lost them too."
43:36 <Kalara> "Cut the connection to the cylinder, throw the cylinder back onto the portal"
43:40 <Jerus> "Whats this scroll?"
43:52 <Kalara> "And yes, one portal closed, and you start buggering us"
43:56 <MincedSushi> xD
44:16 <MincedSushi> I'm terrible with jokes and the like. Fair warning :P
44:18 <Kalara> (I dont have voice chat here..)
44:30 <Avatar> "I don't know. Where is Nigel?"
44:43 <Kalara> "Well bring you to him"
44:49 <Kalara> "Do you know where any of the documents are?"
45:06 <Jerus> "Nigel? Hes outside, I think. Like he'd come down here with us brave pathfinders."
45:08 <Kalara> "Im looking for journals and maps"
45:32 <Avatar> "Maybe in the archives. Please, I'd like to go see Nigel."
45:39 <Kalara> "Ill check the archives"
45:43 * Kalara goes and checks the archives
45:45 <Avatar> she starts wandering towards the shaft
45:48 <Jerus> "You're not gonna spray me again, are ya?"
45:52 <Parney> "Do you know how to get out of here, I'm not real keen on returning the way we came down"
46:00 <Jerus> "Oh, Could you help me find some scrolls?"
46:03 <Avatar> "Spray you?"
46:13 <Kalara> "Just tie yourself to a rope we'll haul you up"
47:25 <Jerus> "Yeah, you were doin' some magic at me. Or something was. Now that I think about it, not sure if it really was you."
47:43 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
47:43 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=5] 5
47:45 <Kalara> k
47:51 <Kalara> no issue
47:55 <Avatar> you don't find anything in the archives
48:08 <Kalara> "Could you help me find some maps and journals?
48:11 <Kalara> Ask them to help haha
48:14 <Kalara> lol
48:15 <Jerus> I want another look at the archives too.
48:18 <Kalara> but if we fail its okay too
48:19 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
48:20 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=2] 7
48:26 <Jerus> "Can you read this, Lady?"
48:27 <Jerus> @perc
48:28 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=14] 19
49:48 <Kalara> prolly the achives but we fked up our perception
50:14 <Worth> take 20 :P
50:28 <Kalara> "Maps journals describing trade routes"
50:33 <Kalara> "Help me find those too thanks"
50:39 <Kalara> can I take 20 lol?
50:40 <Kalara> haha
50:44 <Kalara> or not after I rolled
51:17 <Kalara> k start seraching
51:18 <Kalara> in deatil
51:21 <Kalara> detail lol
51:27 <Worth> D
51:29 <Worth> :D
51:29 <Jerus> take a 20 on my search as well. I do know its spposed to be in a box.
51:31 <Kalara> k cool :P
51:37 <Kalara> Ill help everyone search now
51:41 <Worth> .:high five:.
51:44 <exBoomerET> I'll preface with <joke></joke>
52:04 <Kalara> Ill help
52:12 <Kalara> translate what?
52:15 <Kalara> I cant translate shit lol
52:21 <Kalara> oh dear..
52:22 <Kalara> sad me..
52:23 <Kalara> hehe
52:31 <Kalara> (anyway Im not mort so I cant lingustics it)
52:52 <Worth> !throw 1d20+6 Skill - Linguistics
52:53 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Linguistics: [1d20=14] 20
54:12 <MincedSushi> I love tag markups!
56:50 <MincedSushi> I jsut found the most amazing site ever...
57:14 <MincedSushi> Nyanit.com
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23:27 <Steven> so....
23:31 <Steven> what up
23:39 <Steven> i have my pants on now btw, i left my house.
24:21 <exBoomerET> Dude, you are SERIOUSLY lagged <grin>
27:10 <Steven> i am over at my mothers right now
27:22 <Steven> she offered me 40 bucks to clean her oven
27:30 <Steven> she expected it to take like hours
27:34 <exBoomerET> I'm jealous. I miss my mom.
27:37 <Steven> i banged that shit out 30 minutes
27:46 <Steven> aka 80 bucks an hour
27:52 <Steven> now im staying to eat her cake she made
27:55 <Steven> and maybe some icecream
27:57 <exBoomerET> Nice.
28:38 <Steven> yup
28:46 <Steven> i live a good life
31:49 <exBoomerET> I've got it pretty sweet too, but I sure do miss my parents. Taken away from me way too early.
32:26 <exBoomerET> You playing with us tonight?
34:00 <Steven> dunno
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35:39 <Steven> oh snap split
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01:12 <Steven> welcome back from the split
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04:45 <Mort-> its a side ability
04:54 <Mort-> bite then use trip evolution
04:58 <Mort-> so every biet has a chance to trip
05:10 <Steven> tripping goes downhill fast once they start throwing flying, huge, multi legged things at you.
05:10 <Brunius> it might be cool to make a character focused around protecting spellcasters
05:14 <Mort-> reach and combat reflexes first
05:14 <Brunius> and that's all they do
05:16 <Mort-> acutally xyn will
05:19 <Mort-> be sort of that way
05:24 <Mort-> but its a very interesting way of doing it
05:39 <Steven> so 2 GM credit to apply....
05:48 <Mort-> I cant trip huge stuff
05:51 <Mort-> nor flying..
05:59 <Hydrazine> Shame though, Brunius, is that preventing people from 5ft stepping around you is really hard.
06:05 <Mort-> step up
06:11 <Mort-> or reach
06:21 <Hydrazine> How does reach help that, Mort?
06:35 <Mort-> u get to biet them :P
06:36 <Mort-> lol
06:37 <Steven> it doesnt.
06:46 <Mort-> if ou can bite u can trip? :P
06:55 <Mort-> let me think abit
06:56 <Mort-> 5ft..
06:57 <Mort-> nah u cant
07:01 <Mort-> theres no feat that you can..
07:09 <Mort-> stand still?
07:11 * Mort- ponders
07:17 <Mort-> wait. no AOO.
07:17 <Mort-> ARGH
07:19 <Hydrazine> Actually, I considered the ways to really limit an enemy's moving.
07:22 * Mort- has a headache
07:24 <Hydrazine> Know what the answer is?
07:29 <Steven> got i want to do that, make a trip master half orc w/ a bite attack
07:34 <Steven> where he trips ont he bite attack
07:44 <Steven> bwahahaha!
07:44 <Mort-> ?
07:47 <Hydrazine> ..Hell of a bite.
07:54 <Mort-> belive me Im going to practice tripping soon
07:56 <Mort-> but I need more levels
08:03 <Hydrazine> Scorpion style, Mort.
08:04 <Mort-> first, lv 3, combat reflexes + reach
08:06 <Mort-> lol
08:09 <Mort-> how many feats
08:11 <Mort-> and what order
08:12 <Steven> think im gonna put my 2gm credit into salvanar
08:15 <Hydrazine> Scorpion style and combat reflexes.
08:40 <Mort-> how many feats into scorpion style
08:42 <Hydrazine> And then you get stand still, if you even think its necessary.
08:54 <Hydrazine> two total. Or just take a level of monk.
09:41 <Mort-> how does it work
09:45 <Mort-> I can take a level of monk I suppose
09:49 <Mort-> but explain the rationale on it
09:59 <Mort-> I need to be able to shutdown multiple enemies moving against me
10:03 <Hydrazine> hit 'em and they make a save to keep normal move speed.
10:09 <Hydrazine> Fail and normal speed becomes 5 ft.
10:14 <Hydrazine> Which means you can't 5ft step.
10:22 <Hydrazine> Can't move at all without pulling an AoO.
10:27 <Steven> okay.... wait.... What you guys think
10:27 <Mort-> will it work on combat reflexes hit?
10:37 <Hydrazine> Only works on a standard attack.
10:38 <Mort-> and my wis save will be very low
10:38 <Steven> Salvanar to level 5 or Folnor to 10?
10:42 <Mort-> damnit
11:03 <Mort-> Idont htink itll work
11:08 <Mort-> think I just have to do it my way
11:09 <Hydrazine> yeah, save is 10+1/2 level +wis
11:14 <Hydrazine> Which is?
11:38 <Mort-> sort of cahotic
18:09 <Steven> !rand Cleric Fighter
18:09 <dicebot> Steven, random: Cleric
18:15 <Steven> goin to the cleric i guess
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20:44 <Mort-> ah
21:03 <Steven> can a single character recieve both GM credit and Player credit for a scenario?
21:16 <Avatar> no
21:21 <Avatar> not the same scenario
21:27 <Steven> well that sucks
21:42 <Steven> Alright.... FIGHTER IT IS!
22:37 <Steven> so, hows everyone doin
23:18 <Steven> so im thinkin
24:10 <Steven> grilled eggplant w/ tomatoe and goatcheese
24:13 <Steven> for an appitizer
24:18 <Steven> yeah fighter can recieve both
25:24 <Steven> of course i mean tomato
28:13 <MincedSushi> That sounds delicious
29:04 <Steven> AHHHHHHHH YEAH!  time to go crazy and get my Fauchard keened
29:21 <Steven> 10ft reach d10 critting on a 15-20...
29:28 <MincedSushi> I'm now going to have to make lunch
29:38 <Hydrazine> madness.
29:50 <Steven> life is good
29:53 <Mort-> lol
30:08 <Mort-> my scimitar gets keened as soon as I get 2k gp
32:25 <Avatar> just take improved critical
32:49 <Avatar> what character
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33:08 <Hydrazine> level 8 for that, atleast.
33:35 <Steven> and im thinking a steak orgonzola alfredo thing
33:45 <Steven> btw, im cooking for my mother tomorrow
34:03 <Avatar> ah but it applies to ALL of your weapons
34:17 <Mort-> I dont think so?
34:26 <Avatar> improved critical does
34:30 <Avatar> what character are you keening
34:40 <Mort-> Improved Critical (Combat)
34:40 <Mort-> Attacks made with your chosen weapon are quite deadly.
34:40 <Mort-> Prerequisite: Proficient with weapon, base attack bonus +8.
34:40 <Mort-> Benefit: When using the weapon you selected, your threat range is doubled.
34:46 <Mort-> Im not keening per say..
34:49 <Avatar> oh, seriously
34:57 <Steven> yeah, just one
35:01 <Mort-> kalara the moemnt she gets her +1 scimitar
35:07 <Steven> not burning a feat on that shit
35:08 <Mort-> wil just use arcane pool to keen her scimitar
35:09 <Mort-> :P
35:16 <Avatar> shit
35:20 <Mort-> yay.. 15-20 crit range, estimated at level 3
35:22 <Mort-> ;)
35:35 <Mort-> flurry at level 2..
35:38 * Mort- ^^s
35:45 <Steven> how are you getting keen at level 3?
35:53 <Hydrazine> by being a magus.
36:05 <Steven> making up a menu
36:14 <Steven> oh, right, the rule bending class... gotcha
36:19 <Mort-> yep
36:25 <Hydrazine> thought that was synths.
36:25 <Mort-> just warp a rew rules
36:35 <Mort-> comeon. I ran like a chicken most of this scenario :D
36:35 <Steven> no they are rule breaking class.
36:38 <MincedSushi> If you're going to do eggplant I'd suggest chicken over steak
36:42 <Mort-> Im harmless. pefectly
36:45 <Steven> no[e
36:47 <Steven> nope
37:34 <Steven> thats what ide do if i wanted to do something easy
37:39 <Steven> but i dont do dat easy stuff
37:39 <Avatar> looks like you can only do that at level 5?
37:41 <MincedSushi> Steak is going to have a bolder flavour. It won't synergize as well as chicken
38:00 <MincedSushi> Who says Chicken has to be easy?
38:03 <Mort-> no
38:06 <Mort-> on a normal weapon..
38:09 <MincedSushi> If youw ant hard I suggest duck
38:20 <Steven> chicken and eggplant is easy
38:27 <MincedSushi> Steak is just as easy as chicken :/
38:29 <Steven> Salvanar rockin Combat Patrol now
38:34 <Steven> beef and eggplant not as easy
38:34 <Mort-> oh wait
38:34 <Mort-> SHIT
38:37 <Mort-> thats too early
38:38 <Mort-> damnit
38:45 <MincedSushi> Oh you mean trying to make them work
38:45 <Mort-> sheesh k thanks for pointing it out
38:53 <Steven> plus the eggplant is going to be the appitizer
39:01 <Mort-> oh well
39:10 <Mort-> still nice to be able ot overcome DR whenever I want to :D
39:19 <Steven> i know what im doing, im a chef
39:21 <Avatar> you can still pay for it I think by level 3
39:31 <MincedSushi> Are you now?
39:38 <MincedSushi> Well good on you!
39:55 <Mort-> no
39:59 <Mort-> u need to add +1
40:03 <Mort-> before you can add keen
40:08 <Mort-> which means its 8k gp
40:09 <Mort-> unlikely
40:18 <Steven> i dont have a degree but i make stuff like the chefs on tv make without having to watch them or follow their recipies
40:22 <Mort-> beisdse I wouldnt be wasting time on keen when I can do it on swift action
40:29 <Avatar> yeah
40:30 <Mort-> only amulets of mighty fist dont have to be made +1 to add properties
40:32 <MincedSushi> Oh then you're just like me
40:34 <Mort-> anyway
40:38 <Mort-> just for the record
40:39 <MincedSushi> o/
40:41 <Steven> think im gonna grill the eggplant
41:11 <Mort-> strangely enough..amulets of mighty fist, I would want the +1 over anything else
41:13 <Mort-> just for DR /magic
41:39 <Mort-> thats one of my key tweaks..
41:55 <MincedSushi> brb food
42:05 <Steven> nah, monks dont need +1
42:17 <Mort-> I would
42:18 <Mort-> Im not a monk
42:21 <Mort-> :D
42:24 <Mort-> but yeah I could cheat..
42:46 <Steven> dip it in egg/oliveoil/vinegar and then dredge it in some flour salt peper paparika
42:50 <Avatar> I'll cheat you
43:06 <Mort-> (LESSER EVOLUTION SURGE - magic weapons)
43:11 <Mort-> yay magic DR done for all attacks :P
43:12 <Steven> grill it, stack some stuff on top of it, and stick it in a warm oven for like 5 and serve
43:16 <Steven> i think thats the call on the eggplant
43:20 <Avatar> what's that
43:29 <Avatar> synthesist thing
43:33 <Mort-> yep
43:34 <Avatar> good 1
43:38 <Mort-> :P
43:44 <Mort-> ad yes I carrry a scroll around
43:47 <MincedSushi> I would personally use a bit of basil
43:47 <Mort-> I even have magic fang..
43:51 <Mort-> just in case I run into one of those thingies
43:55 <Mort-> and btw steven just fyi
44:00 <Mort-> why I said I wouldnt be buying acid flasks..
44:06 <Mort-> is because all my characters pack like 5-10 :P
44:08 <Steven> using a herb goat cheese
44:09 <Mort-> minimum lol
44:17 <MincedSushi> Ah~
44:17 <Steven> so it will have basil in it
44:17 <Mort-> I dont really need any reminders ;)
44:21 <MincedSushi> Then you're golden
44:26 <Steven> oh i know i am
44:46 <Steven> Who can tell with you, you are stubborn about things that are good ideas.
45:40 <Mort-> lol :P
45:55 <Mort-> if we're richer we pack 10..otherwise we bring 5 acid flasks
47:10 <Mort-> k bb of for dnner
47:21 <Steven> actually.... i dunno if i want to get keen or a belt...
47:32 <Steven> i want a crunch on the beef, thinking whiskey marinade
47:37 <Steven> and then Q it
49:48 <Avatar> keen
50:40 <Steven> yeah.... cant get a belt of physical might yet
50:57 <Steven> might as well pick up keen
51:29 <MincedSushi> \o
52:05 <Steven> yeah got the menu!
52:07 <Steven> now.... belt of str or belt of dex....
52:14 <Steven> making the list!
52:42 <Steven> thinking str better call
53:25 <Hydrazine> better accuracy, more damage, cmb..
54:17 <Steven> combat patrolling+AoO
55:17 <Hydrazine> In what, a 15ft spread?
56:06 <Steven> yup
56:29 <Avatar> what level are you
56:35 <Steven> level 5
56:55 <Avatar> you could pick up a headband of int and get full ranks in a skill
57:11 <Steven> im a human
57:43 <Steven> int of 13
58:01 <Hydrazine> smart fighters!
58:05 * Hydrazine high fives Steve
58:08 <Steven> i get 4 ranks a level and been taking skill ranks for a total of 24 ranks 
58:19 <Steven> instead of HP
59:15 <Steven> guys....
59:18 <Steven> i just saw sam yawn
59:23 <Hydrazine> So?
59:24 <Steven> i might be goin to bed sometime within the next hour
59:27 <Steven> no all nighter for this guy!
59:36 <Hydrazine> You don't yawn with her?
59:57 <Steven> No ive been yawning forever, i just cant stay asleep if somebody gets into bed after me
00:02 <Steven> i wake right back up
00:37 <Hydrazine> I remember reading about some study how the delay between two people yawning is influenced by how emotionally close they are.
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01:59 <Steven> yeah, im sure thats about as accurate as my step brothers math homework.
02:42 <Steven> ahhhhh yeah!
02:58 <Steven> so... my attack is Always Power attacking Always combat expertising
03:09 <Steven> combat patrol
03:21 <Steven> making AoO
03:25 <Hydrazine> So what sort of penalties does that total out to?
04:18 <exBoomerET> I have to have a recipe, I'm just a simple home cook that really likes crockpots :)
04:34 * Steven vows to never eat at boomers house.
05:08 <exBoomerET> You'd be missing out!
05:30 <exBoomerET> My stuffed peppers in a crockpot are tasty!
05:46 * Steven vows again never to eat at boomers
06:29 <exBoomerET> Oh, come on now, don't you like ptomaine poisoning?
07:08 * Steven is afraid for boomers family.
07:52 <exBoomerET> My wife does the cooking, I work.
09:51 <exBoomerET> Well, I bring home a paycheck, not sure if what I do is really 'working' in most peoples sense of the word.
26:05 <Steven> back
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33:09 <Steven> and no i wont be playing today ive already played it
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44:04 <Hydrazine> Morning.
44:55 <exBoomerET> Morning? Where are you? Hawaii?
47:42 <Hydrazine> No. I just sleep like a louse on weekends.
49:23 <exBoomerET> It's Friday, isn't that a weekday?
53:56 <Hydrazine> Its a holiday!
54:21 <exBoomerET> Monday is a hoiday
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54:24 <exBoomerET> holiday
54:45 <exBoomerET> In fact, it's partially OUR holiday, isn't it?
55:31 <exBoomerET> F*ck the left, let's see how they want to sh*t on us vets this year. Maybe hire Cindy Sheehan again to speak at a Veterans festival.
55:41 <exBoomerET> Oh right, that already happened a few years ago.
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05:17 <exBoomerET> So, on to the upcoming Grand Convocation, anyone attending?
05:33 <exBoomerET> What's your view on this forevernade?
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09:09 <Hydrazine> Well spokenl.
10:22 <exBoomerET> Was is something I said?
12:19 <Hydrazine> Dunno.
12:27 <Hydrazine> I hope to be playing with you guys next game.
13:26 <exBoomerET> Tonight?
13:59 <Hydrazine> Indeed.
14:14 <Hydrazine> Hopefully, the triumphant return of Jerus to the field.
14:31 <exBoomerET> Sweet.
29:45 <exBoomerET> Gonna wrap it up, talk you all ya'll around 8 tonight.
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21:59 <Hydrazine> We werejust talking about you.
22:19 <Hydrazine> I'm trying to clean up. I'm stuck on the step of finding somewhere to put all these books.
29:06 * Mort- unfurls her tail
30:08 <Mort-> Right. Lets see how many levels i can get on my demon hunter before my brother gets up
31:05 <MincedSushi> :D
31:11 <MincedSushi> What's your gamertag?
31:28 <Mort-> Dante
31:32 <Mort-> My brothers character really
31:44 <Mort-> But just borrowed him for a little run
32:02 <MincedSushi> :<
32:16 <MincedSushi> I've been looking for more people to play with
32:22 <MincedSushi> that aren't steven
32:46 <Mort-> I'm not reliable
32:52 <Mort-> He paid for the cd.
32:56 <MincedSushi> At least youa dmit it
33:03 <Mort-> He gets first choice of game times
33:12 <MincedSushi> Neither ma I to be honest.
33:18 <Mort-> So obviously i can't be around when he is :d
33:27 <Mort-> Before we get started partying
33:34 <Mort-> Breakfast first!
33:39 <MincedSushi> Yes!
33:42 <MincedSushi> Dinner time!
33:49 <Mort-> No being a hungry mur!
33:57 <MincedSushi> ^_^
34:02 <MincedSushi> We still have 4 hours
34:07 <MincedSushi> make the best darned meal you can
39:37 <Mort-> Urm.
39:45 <Mort-> Scratch d3 out
39:52 <Mort-> I'm going for a walk!
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52:58 <Hydrazine> I want more people to play League with.
54:29 <MincedSushi> I stoped playing league almost a year ago
54:37 <MincedSushi> How good are you?
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58:24 <Mort-> Ask hydra
58:29 <Mort-> He is uberpwnage
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58:50 <Mort-> I won't lol for obvious reasons work lol
59:38 <Mort-> Sorry hydra. Uh. Are you working atm?
00:29 <Mort-> If so. As what. Actually i never asked. And considering how much crap talk I've given you...I'm sort of surprised
02:54 <MincedSushi> hehr
06:36 <Mort-> Had my breakfast and going out soon ^^
06:59 <Mort-> After that its grow 2 more legs and gain a bite claw claw 
07:01 <Mort-> :p
07:13 <Mort-> Oooh!
07:17 * Mort- squeals
08:15 <Hydrazine> I'm not currently working.
08:24 <Mort-> Ok
08:35 <Mort-> Walk time
08:37 <Hydrazine> And I'm pretty good in league, I think. Good days and bad days, ofcourse. But overall I do alright.
08:37 <Mort-> Looking for job?
08:51 <Mort-> Come on. With all the time you spent playing
09:00 <Mort-> You would get semi decent at least
09:34 <Hydrazine> Had a fully sick Malz game yesterday. They never killed me.
09:43 <Hydrazine> team kills were like 25 to 3.
09:58 <Hydrazine> They surrendered at 22min.
10:01 <MincedSushi> I know a few rpofessional players that are always looking for good people to play with. If you'd like I can give you some names.
11:01 <Hydrazine> Eh. Not interested in messing around with pros. Whole different attitude, you know?
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11:13 <MincedSushi> I understand entirely
11:24 <MincedSushi> All they do is talk about game non stop xD
11:35 * MincedSushi bats at the tail some more
12:23 <Hydrazine> Should get back in it, Sushi.
13:01 <MincedSushi> Nope, I have to little time to consider a game I'm terrible at when there are plenty of others I'm good at
13:11 <Hydrazine> Terrible huh? Aw well.
13:18 <MincedSushi> Not terribe
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13:29 <Novel> hello
13:35 <Hydrazine> Hey look.
13:41 <MincedSushi> But playing with pros like I do I'm put down alot. I'm average
13:43 <MincedSushi> NOVEL!
13:46 <Novel> Am i  allowed to use this for my starting stats?
13:50 <Novel> Str: 11 h+X Dex: 8 +Xvb Con: 12  +X Int: 14  +X Wis: 14  +X Cha: 13  +X
13:55 <Novel> :L hi
14:04 <MincedSushi> Seems low
14:14 <Hydrazine> Seems short on the point buy.
14:16 <Novel> make the charisma 14
14:16 <Hydrazine> Lemme check.
14:31 <MincedSushi> Still very low
14:35 <MincedSushi> Raise the dex a bit
14:52 <Novel> well whats below average dexterity fior a human?
15:01 <MincedSushi> Anyway  novel I need your pfs number so I can give you credit for my game
15:08 <MincedSushi> 9
15:16 <Novel> 48490-1
15:17 <MincedSushi> 8-9
15:21 <Hydrazine> Thats a 14 point buy.
15:24 <MincedSushi> Thank you :D
15:25 <Novel> is my character number
15:26 <Novel> ty
15:32 <Hydrazine> Yeah, really low man.
15:47 <MincedSushi> What's yurchars name and faction too?
15:51 <Novel> Whats a smart mans intellligence?
16:35 <Novel> The other characters, for the time being, know me as novel. My real name which they are yet to know is William Urwick
16:38 <MincedSushi> 14 or so
16:48 <MincedSushi> okay
17:00 <Hydrazine> 10 across the board is 'perfectly average human'
17:04 <MincedSushi> What si your current gold total?
17:22 <Novel> The stats are moddeled after myself,as is the entire character ;)
17:29 <Novel> still need to find that out :L
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17:40 <Novel> how can i determine my hp?
17:49 <MincedSushi> YOu're a sorc?
17:58 <MincedSushi> 6+ con mod
18:08 <Novel> And whats somewhat above average constitution? yep
18:09 <MincedSushi> With those stats 7
18:10 <Hydrazine> 18 in a stat puts you at the top of the game for whatever stat that is. 18 str makes you like a professional bodybuilder. 18 int puts you in the same league as the legendary thinkers of our time.
18:16 <MincedSushi> 12-13
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18:45 <Novel> ty
18:48 <Hydrazine> So with that understanding I think you can scale out the rest of it, yes?
19:27 <Novel> yep
19:38 <Novel> whats my wisdom modifier?
20:08 <Novel> or are there no other modifiers?
20:21 <Novel> and how do i determine my HP?
20:36 <MincedSushi> YOur hp is based on class
20:41 <Novel> ty
20:45 <MincedSushi> IN your case as a sorc
20:53 <MincedSushi> it's 6+ con mod for first level
21:23 <MincedSushi> YOu determine modifers by taking the score subtracting 10 and deviding by two rounding down
21:28 <MincedSushi> 12 is + 1
21:32 <MincedSushi> 14 + 2
21:36 <MincedSushi> 16 +3 
21:37 <MincedSushi> etc
21:42 <mortswishytail> Your going to have problems casting higher level spells novel
22:00 <Novel> wont my stats improve down the road?
22:02 <mortswishytail> There is rp fun but there is shoot yourself in the foot too
22:09 <mortswishytail> Sure by +2?
22:11 <MincedSushi> This applies for negatives... every two below 10 is a -1
22:25 <MincedSushi> Not really
22:38 <Novel> what?
22:40 <MincedSushi> YOur stats are pretty static. You get +1 to a stat every for levels
22:45 <Novel> AH
22:53 <MincedSushi> so a 14 becomes a 15
22:55 <MincedSushi> etc
23:06 <Novel> every one? or one?
23:20 <MincedSushi> Ther are stat items that improve your stats. Bu they take magic items slots, are rarish, and temporary
23:32 <MincedSushi> Only one
23:39 <Novel> :"(
23:43 <Novel> ok ty
23:47 <MincedSushi> Yep~
24:55 <MincedSushi> SO ou want to strart off with that sligthly in mind. How you play your stats is up to you. Just because you ahve a 18 cha doesn't mean you're gorgeous necessarily 
25:04 <MincedSushi> Or that people lov you
25:09 <MincedSushi> or anything like that
25:32 <MincedSushi> Although it doesn't exculed those things either like an 8 might
25:41 <Novel> what represents my stregnth of will?
25:47 <MincedSushi> Wisdom
26:04 <MincedSushi> Wisdom is your strength of mind and your perception of theworld around you
26:05 <Novel> so 16
26:09 <Novel> wisdom
26:18 <Novel> but then again
26:27 <MincedSushi> AS a sorc charismdetermine your str of magic
26:29 <Novel> i'm not as perceptive as some
26:57 <Novel> what does charisma represent aside from your charm, persuasion etc?
26:58 <MincedSushi> That might be because  you lack ranks in the skill perception
27:18 <MincedSushi> Charm, looks, mastery of insticnt, intuition
27:39 <MincedSushi> Honestly charisma is one of those ones that can be a lot
28:06 <Novel> ty
28:16 <Novel> so how about 15 wisdom, 15 charisma?
28:45 <MincedSushi> Charisma  measures  a  character’s  personality,  personal  magnetism, ability to lead, and appearance. It is the most  important  ability  for  paladins,  sorcerers,  and  bards.
28:50 <MincedSushi> from the book
29:05 <MincedSushi> I'd go 14 will 16 cha personally
29:18 <Novel> mmmh
29:33 <Novel> 16 cha 15 wis
29:48 <MincedSushi> Wht race are ou? Human?
29:58 <Novel> yep
31:35 <Novel> ok, so now my stats look like this:          Mod Str: 11  +0 Dex: 9   -1 Con: 12  +6 Int: 14  +2 Wis: 15  +2 Cha: 16  +6
31:46 <Novel> incluyding modifiers
31:48 <MincedSushi> In that case when youa re done with your stats you get a random +2 to one stat.
31:54 <MincedSushi> let me see 
32:41 <MincedSushi> you have 1 more point to spend not including your human bonus
32:59 <MincedSushi> you can put it in str, dex, or con
33:06 <MincedSushi> ALl the others cost to much to increase
33:12 <Novel> higher constitution
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33:21 <Novel> right
33:25 <MincedSushi> bump it up to a 13 and you will be done :D
33:41 <Novel> now how do i calculate my health? ;D :L
34:32 <MincedSushi> 6 + con mod for first level
34:39 <MincedSushi> let me find you the documentation
35:03 <Novel> do i add 1 to my con mod in addition to the +6
35:07 <Novel> ?
35:11 <Novel> due to it being 13?
35:31 <MincedSushi> How ods where are they are derived form your stats
35:40 <MincedSushi> so a 13 is a +1
35:55 <MincedSushi> So ys that +1 would go on top of the 6
36:01 <MincedSushi> making your hp7
36:20 <Novel> 7 :D
36:50 <MincedSushi> After you do skills and everything let me know.
36:51 <Novel> now ghow about ymy speed"?
37:03 <Novel> dex mod?
37:04 <MincedSushi> Base speed for human is 30
37:15 <MincedSushi> Dex mod does not factor into movement sadly
37:34 <Novel> ok ty
37:50 <MincedSushi> However dex mod does factor into your speed to react to combat. We will go into that later
38:27 <Novel> and with armour depends on the armour?
38:47 <MincedSushi> Certain types of armor reduce your speed
38:53 <Novel> ok
38:55 <Novel> ty]
38:55 <MincedSushi> Namely medium or heavy
39:09 <Novel> how do i calculate my fortitude?
39:30 <MincedSushi> However since you will not likely touch those as a caster due to thier very restrictive spell failure chance and your non proficiancy 
39:43 <MincedSushi> fortiude for sorc is low
40:03 <MincedSushi> Which means asa  level one your base mod is 0 + constituion Modifier 
40:44 <Novel> and my dex?
40:48 <Novel> asoory
40:50 <Novel> reflex
40:53 <MincedSushi> Your reflex is also low which means 0 + dex mod
41:05 <MincedSushi> In your case -1
41:10 <Novel> ok ty
41:16 <Novel> will?
41:20 <MincedSushi> Will is strong for sorcs
41:25 <MincedSushi> so 2 + wisdom mod
41:41 <Novel> and where do i go for the full skill list?
41:55 <MincedSushi> you don't have a book do you?
42:05 <Novel> nope
42:14 <Novel> the ogc>?
42:19 <MincedSushi> LEt me check
42:27 <Novel> where on  that? or the free pdf?
43:19 <MincedSushi> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
43:28 <MincedSushi> THere is no free pdf
43:42 <MincedSushi> I highly encourage you to buy a pdf for the core book 
43:47 <MincedSushi> it's 10$ I believe
44:16 <MincedSushi> http://paizo.com/products/btpy88yj?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Core-Rulebook
44:37 <MincedSushi> If you want a hardback version it's 25$ on amazon
45:27 <MincedSushi> If you buy the hardback version then I will open up my pirate archives for pdfs. I believe once you buy a hardcopy you really should be able to owna  digital copy too -_-
46:19 <MincedSushi> Either way this will do for now
46:21 <MincedSushi> http://paizo.com/products/btpy88yj?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Core-Rulebook
46:27 <MincedSushi> opps
46:37 <MincedSushi> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/sorcerer
46:39 <MincedSushi> ^ That one
47:09 <MincedSushi> and the skill lists
47:11 <MincedSushi> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills
47:55 <Novel> ty
48:17 <Novel> this is what i was talking about http://dl.dropbox.com/u/738618/PFRPG_SRD.pdf
48:19 <MincedSushi> Class skills mean that if you point 1 skill rank in it you will get a misc +3modifier. However if you don't invest in that skill you won't get the +3
48:44 <Novel> how many skills can you take?
48:56 <MincedSushi> For you it's 2+ int modifer
49:05 <MincedSushi> so 4 skills can get 1 rank
49:15 <MincedSushi> YOur max ranks in something is your level
49:37 <MincedSushi> ALso I never saw that pdf... YOu don't have that >_>
50:48 <Novel> ?
50:56 <Novel> I found it on the austnet site
51:04 <Novel> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/newbie_guide.htm
51:08 <MincedSushi> -_-
51:09 <Novel> under newbie guide
51:27 <MincedSushi> -_-
51:28 <Novel> do you mean you think i pirated it?
51:35 <MincedSushi> Oh I know it is
51:43 <Novel> ah
51:50 <MincedSushi> It's an exact copy of the normal book with pictures removed
52:01 <MincedSushi> Oh well~
52:27 <Novel> :L
52:57 <MincedSushi> I'll ignore that since I know most everyone here has a copy :D
53:10 <Novel> :L
53:38 <MincedSushi> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/chronicles/generated/1001/48490-1.pdf
53:43 <MincedSushi> Save that pdf ina  folder
53:52 <MincedSushi> That is the record of your adventure with me D
54:00 <MincedSushi> It proves that you ran my module
54:05 <Novel> :D
54:31 <MincedSushi> That's also the gold pool you have to buy from.
54:42 <Novel> Do i get the Dire Rat which has decided to tag along with me? ^^
54:53 <MincedSushi> Oh right!
54:59 <MincedSushi> I have to look into that
55:49 <Novel> :L
56:05 <MincedSushi> My corebook seems to be missing
56:08 <MincedSushi> brb
56:15 <MincedSushi> nm
56:17 <MincedSushi> I was a derp\
56:20 <Novel> You could always make a plot element behind it if it turns out i couldn't have had it... :L
56:20 <MincedSushi> it's right here
56:43 <MincedSushi> Sadly I can't
56:54 <MincedSushi> If it was a personal game I would say you do
57:01 <MincedSushi> But it's organized play
57:05 <Novel> :L
57:07 <Novel> np
57:08 <MincedSushi> which means it has to be 100% legal
57:14 <Hydrazine> I thought sorcs could get familiars?
57:46 <Novel> I mean to explain why it was there with me in the frst place. Perhaps it was influenced from afar?
57:58 <Novel> it doesn'tn have to be my familiar]
58:09 <Novel> i could have just thought it was ;)
58:23 <Novel> much as i did and hoped :L
58:53 <Hydrazine> You could buy animals, yes?
58:55 <Novel> i'm not sure, you might have to either be arcane or wait untill you're 4th level
58:58 <MincedSushi> I'm looking at it now and even if you idd havea  familier from somewhere you'd have to be level 3 to even gain it as one
59:06 <MincedSushi> So I'm going to say it wasa  animal
59:12 <Novel> ok ty
59:17 <MincedSushi> I'd suggest you invest a rank in Handle animal
59:45 <Hydrazine> 5gp for a dire rat.
59:53 <Hydrazine> Not really much if you're set on having one.
00:02 <Novel> eh...
00:10 <MincedSushi> Pretty much
00:14 <Novel> if tharts a skill this is an incomplete list :L
00:28 <MincedSushi> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/handle-animal
02:10 <MincedSushi> Anyway~ We figured that out. Add it to your inventory http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/rat/dire-rat
02:13 <MincedSushi> these are teh stats
02:29 <MincedSushi> It's 5 g so mark that off your total gold when the time comes
02:29 <Novel> shouldn't i have a wand of unlocking?
02:53 <MincedSushi> No sir
03:17 <MincedSushi> That is "sold by the party at the end" to get your gold total
03:26 <Novel> sure i got one from the illusionary chest :/
03:29 <Novel> ah :L
03:53 <MincedSushi> It's a mechanic pfs has in place that at the end of the module everything you found get's taken away and you are given gold
04:23 <MincedSushi> Now you can always buy that wand for the price listed on the pdf if your want it
04:29 <Novel> so shall we say the rat ran away, found it's way into a pet hop and i subsequently bought him?
04:43 <MincedSushi> If you spend the gold and buy it then it is permanantly yours and won't get removed
04:44 <Novel> buyt... but...
04:52 <MincedSushi> No sir we don't have to
05:17 <Novel> Why would i sell an epic item? :/
05:27 <Novel> still balance. *sigh*
05:34 <MincedSushi> The gold cost and what not is just a mechanic. YOu kept him this entire time and have been training him :P
05:48 <MincedSushi> Becasue the party wants thier share?
05:49 <Novel> :L
06:01 <Novel> As does the society
06:05 <MincedSushi> This means they got their share and you have to buy out thier portion in it
06:08 <Novel> now it makes sense :L
06:16 <MincedSushi> Yep~
06:25 <MincedSushi> It's lame but we have to do it -_-
06:43 <Novel> np
06:44 <Novel> :L
06:50 <Novel> *rolls eyes* :L
07:23 <MincedSushi> But yes whenever you get 990gp you can walk up to the pfs lodge and be like, "Remeber that wand we sold you? I want it"
07:48 <MincedSushi> That chronicle sheet I agve you has a list of items that are basically that.
08:35 <Novel> ah! I've got it. He escaped on his way to be delivered to my house, got in with bad company anfd then everything happened from there. :l
08:51 <MincedSushi> lol
09:03 <MincedSushi> If that's how you want to play it then more power to you :P
09:07 <MincedSushi> I like it~
10:21 <Novel> bluff, perception, knowledge history and handle animal
10:55 <Novel> also due to my boreal bloodline i get a fre e survival
10:56 <MincedSushi> Good! Remember that you get some other sklls as class skills based on your bloodline
11:05 <Novel> beat you to it :L
11:06 <MincedSushi> Sadly that's not waht that means
11:31 <MincedSushi> YOu gain it as a class skill which means if you put ranks in it +3 otherwise no dice
11:40 <Novel> ah 
12:04 <Novel> are class skils seperate from otherwise?
12:30 <MincedSushi> Nah~
12:46 <MincedSushi> You can still roll survial if you don't put ranks in it
13:08 <MincedSushi> It'll jsut mean that you only get your stat mod + rnadom stuff to it.
13:24 <MincedSushi> For you that means +2 to a survival roll even though you don't have the skill
13:39 <MincedSushi> If you were to put a rank in it you'd get to roll witha  +6
14:34 <MincedSushi> Hop on skype
14:38 <MincedSushi> It'll be easier
14:59 <Novel> i'll have to swap computer first ;?
15:02 <Novel> :/
15:52 <MincedSushi> kay~
15:53 <Novel> how do i uyse the diebot again?
16:37 <MincedSushi>  !throw 
16:45 <MincedSushi>  !throw 1d20+2
16:48 <MincedSushi> etc
16:59 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d20+2 becasue I can:
16:59 <diebot> MincedSushi, becasue I can:: [1d20=17] 19
17:24 <Novel> !throw 1d2
17:25 <diebot> Novel, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
17:25 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d6+4 becasue I did
17:26 <diebot> MincedSushi, becasue I did: [1d6=5] 9
17:36 <Novel> tyy :L
17:43 <Novel> actually
17:45 <Novel> waitr
17:52 <MincedSushi> !throw #2 1d20
17:59 <MincedSushi> !throw 2#1d20
17:59 <diebot> MincedSushi, 2#1d20: [1d20=13] 13, [1d20=17] 17
18:26 <MincedSushi> !throw 2#1d20+4
18:27 <diebot> MincedSushi, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17, [1d20=12] 16
18:32 <MincedSushi> D
18:52 <MincedSushi> :D
19:05 <MincedSushi> I keep a list of my skills for my char in a .txt
19:14 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d20+5 Charge Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
19:14 <diebot> MincedSushi, Charge Attack: [1d20=4] 9; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=2,4] 13
19:17 <Novel> what are the odds of having an alternative bloodline as oppioed to a standard one?
19:20 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Diplomacy 
19:21 <diebot> MincedSushi, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=16] 20
19:32 <MincedSushi> Very good?
19:37 <Novel> YOU'RE ON FIRE! :l
19:41 <MincedSushi> The bloodline is yours to chooe
19:43 <Novel> Really?
19:52 <Novel> I meam, lore wise
19:57 <MincedSushi> VEry good
20:09 <MincedSushi> Sorcerors are a bit of an oddity to begin with
20:25 <MincedSushi> All it means is that somewhere some time in your history there is an influence of that type
21:00 <MincedSushi> So 15generations ago A clestial healed your family memeber
21:14 <MincedSushi> bam you have an option at the clestial bloodline lore wise
22:31 <MincedSushi> SO as you can imagine this means you cna choose almost any one
24:10 <Novel> how good is this?
24:18 <MincedSushi> ??
24:26 <MincedSushi> I don't understand that question xD
24:27 <Novel> Seeker Magic (Su)  At 15th level, a seeker becomes skilled at modifying his bloodline spells with metamagic. When a seeker applies a metamagic feat to any bonus spells granted by his bloodline, he reduces the metamagic feat’s spell level adjustment by 1. Thus, applying a Metamagic feat like Still Spell to a spell does not change its effective spell level at a
24:38 <Novel> all, while applying Quicken Spell only increases the spell’s effective spell level by 3 instead of by 4. This reduction to the spell level adjustment for Metamagic feats does not stack with similar reductions from other abilities.  This ability replaces the bloodline power gained at 15th level.
24:49 <MincedSushi> That's quite good for some
24:56 <MincedSushi> However pfs ends at level 12
25:06 <MincedSushi> So you will never see that in organized play
25:27 <MincedSushi> Or at least not till they raise level cap
26:45 <MincedSushi> Honestly looking at it you really should have the arcane bloodline
27:34 <MincedSushi> Then you get that knowledge skill as a  class skill which means it gets +3 and you get a familier for realsies which at level 3 Can be the dire rat if you take the feat :D
27:45 <Ballig> they're extending beyond level 12 now
27:55 <MincedSushi> Oh they are?
28:00 <MincedSushi> How far?
28:16 <MincedSushi> I remember reading something about lvl 13 
28:29 <MincedSushi> But it made it sound like it was abilities only
28:40 <MincedSushi> And not a real level
29:00 <Ballig> yeah they were just doing level 12 because it would take too long for people to get there and would be a waste of efforts to create content higher than that
29:11 <MincedSushi> Makes sense
29:14 <Ballig> they've amended the rules to allow levelling higher, and they're slowly putting out content for 12+
29:29 <MincedSushi> As it is the teir 7 game planed for tomorrow got cancelled do to lack of players right?
29:39 <Ballig> yeah
29:47 <Ballig> not sure if Avatar was going to run something else in its place
29:55 <MincedSushi> Don't worry I'll be there soon I gain a level a week ^^
30:09 <MincedSushi> Invites say there is
33:03 <Ballig> yeah it's a game I have already played
33:12 <Ballig> pretty sure it's tier 1-5 though
35:32 <MincedSushi> Yep~
51:44 <Mekkis> I think low-level levelling is too slow
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52:14 <Steven> sup sup
52:16 <Steven> im back
52:32 <Steven> bought some liver jerky for my dogs
52:50 <Steven> they have been looking at me for like 10 minutes now cause they know i have more
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55:48 <Steven> made the marinade for the beef tomorrow
55:52 <Steven> sooooooooooo good
56:02 <Steven> has prolly too much whiskey but.... fuck i dont care
58:00 <Mekkis> Almost anything, including artistic disembowelments, can be justivied[sic] 1) in the name of Gaia, 2) if you're 300 years old, or 3) if you've been doing it long enough.
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01:31 <exBoomerET> Ok, time for a new nickname
07:40 <Steven> call yourself.... BigBoomer
08:14 <Steven> mekkis do you have a pathfinder module subscription or do you piecemeal it?
10:19 <Steven> also, my buddy walter was given a VL of eastern washington instead of the VC
10:37 <Steven> OH NOES!  this of course means i have no added responsability which makes me feel better! lol
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19:36 <mortswishytail> Back
19:42 <exBoomerET> Hi Mort.
19:49 <mortswishytail> Went for a nature walk
20:00 <mortswishytail> Spotted quite some critters
20:32 <mortswishytail> A big bird. A small bird
20:36 <mortswishytail> And a squirrel
20:49 <mortswishytail> I couldn't identify both birds
20:57 <mortswishytail> Not enough knowledge nature :p
21:12 <exBoomerET> I know what my new nickname is...
21:15 exBoomerET is now known as Dutchman
26:09 <mortswishytail> Will be back soon
27:56 <mortswishytail> Mekkis
27:57 <mortswishytail> Pm
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39:10 <Mort> k afk mode
39:12 <Mort> anything poke
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45:26 <Dutchman> Hey, welcome back Steven 
45:33 <Dutchman> How was dinner?
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02:39 <Avatar> going to have to cancel tomorrow, not enough people accepting
03:29 <MincedSushi> That's a bummer
03:47 <MincedSushi> It sounded like it was just because everyone had done that module already
04:26 <Avatar> it was chosen because people hadn't done it 
04:52 <Mekkis> it's been run in here how many times?
04:57 <MincedSushi> xD that's not ehat I was hearing
05:03 <Avatar> once?
05:05 <Mekkis> at least twice
05:08 <Mekkis> maybe three times
05:11 <Avatar> who ran the second game
05:18 <Mekkis> you or Ballig 
05:18 <Avatar> or third
05:28 <Mekkis> I know Brunius has run it once
05:32 <Avatar> ballig might have run it for tristen and thelen
05:47 <Avatar> don't know, there were a lot of people who hadn't played it
05:59 <Avatar> or at least who hasn't marked down that they had played it
06:11 <Avatar> nobody's declined saying they have 
09:46 <Steven> i prepared dinner, we going to be eating tomorrow
09:55 <Steven> made the menu and marinade and what not
11:31 <Steven> so my buddy walter got made VL, so i dont have any more responability other then showing up still. (happy happy, i wasnt looking forward for more responsability)
13:00 <Steven> so, whats up everybody?
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13:51 <Steven> Damnbeans i gotta go to the store agian.
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15:45 <Mekkis> Steven, could you do me a favour?
16:13 <Steven> sup sup whatcha need?
16:20 <Mekkis> PM
16:28 <Steven> ?
16:39 <Steven> oh i see it
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44:10 <BoomerET> Are we still on for ~15 mins?
45:46 <Mekkis> should be
49:09 <Hydrazine> yo.
50:14 <Mekkis> who's here?
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50:34 <Hydrazine> Maybe I can finally get Jerus to 5.
50:37 <BoomerET> Um, I believe I'm here.
53:34 <BoomerET> http://pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=422
53:48 <MincedSushi> me
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54:35 <Mekkis> well...
55:02 <Mekkis> it's a pretty easy scenario... so... assuming Mort's here, I'd suggest you uptier to 3-4
55:04 <MincedSushi> >>
55:14 <MincedSushi> I'd love to
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55:30 <Mort-> Im around lurking
55:37 <Mort-> gimme a couple more mins of HK police drama serials
55:38 <Mort-> Im ready
58:54 <Mort-> k
58:57 <Mort-> Im bakc and ready
59:06 Mort- is now known as Xyniel
59:27 <Avatar> you don't lurk mort
59:39 <Xyniel> I was watching hong kong police drama serials
59:40 <Xyniel> while waiting
59:50 <Avatar> sounds pretty hardcore
59:50 <Xyniel> and yeah avatar, Hi.
59:54 * Xyniel waves
59:56 <Avatar> sup
00:07 <Xyniel> Meet Xyn..
00:09 <Xyniel> she's cool
00:25 MincedSushi is now known as Worth
00:40 <Xyniel> so urm..do I get to watch more HK drama serials or are we gettin started
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00:48 <Xyniel> OH SHIT. didnt take hte salmon down for toasting
01:27 <Xyniel> nub...me..
01:43 <Xyniel> urm do you want to start anytime soon or should I finish my uhh..drama serial..
01:46 Xyniel is now known as Mort-
01:48 * Mort- tail tweaks
02:03 <Worth> lol
02:10 <Worth> I'm sure we will start soon
02:14 * Mort- waits for the Mekkis
02:21 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
02:26 * Mort- tries to find the Mekkis to bite him
02:30 <Jerus> Still updating Jerus' sheet.
02:32 <Mort-> wb :)
02:33 <Mort-> njpz
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02:42 Mort- is now known as Xyniel
02:48 * Xyniel waves at Jerus
03:01 <Xyniel> (how much enlarge person do you need..)
03:06 <Xyniel> (I dont really bring that stuffs along)
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03:25 <Worth> I'm not a big fan of it >_<
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03:40 <Xyniel> its HIM..that arse on crack..
03:41 <Xyniel> not me..
03:46 <Xyniel> and guess whos the one who can enlage?
03:59 <Xyniel> actually gimme a momenht, need to flick out of player mode..
04:07 * Xyniel waves at Worth
04:19 <Xyniel> "Hail and well met, fellow pathfinder"
05:07 * Jerus nods. "G'morning."
05:22 * Worth nods at Xyn
06:19 <Worth> "Hello... I'm sorry, have we met?"
06:23 <Xyniel> "We've been called here for a purpose"
06:31 <Xyniel> "I havent met you before. My name is Xyniel"
06:40 <Jerus> "Don't believe so. M'names Jerus. I hit things."
06:41 <Worth> "The names Worth."
06:49 * Worth offers his hand 
06:58 <Xyniel> (btw I wear a holy symbol of sarenrae)
07:01 <Xyniel> (lol)
07:05 * Jerus shakes the hand.
07:05 * Xyniel shakes Worth hand
07:06 <Worth> "Straight and to the point. I like you Jerus."
07:07 <MekkisScreen> damn
07:13 <Xyniel> Hi mek.
07:15 <Worth> (( So do I ))
07:20 <MekkisScreen> the guy repairing my car's just arrived
07:25 <Xyniel> Well...
07:28 <Xyniel> PARTEHHHH!
07:38 <Xyniel> "I see you are a follower of the dawnflower"
07:50 <Worth> "Sorry if I seem less then attentive. I was enjoying a nap beofre this meeting."
08:00 <Xyniel> "No worries"
08:16 <Worth> "Some call me that."
08:24 <Parney> "I am Parney, low priest of Desna, very nice to meet you"
08:26 <Xyniel> "All that matters is that we follow the light"
08:38 <Xyniel> "Pleased to meet you too"
08:38 <Jerus> "I try. Hope today ain't too bad.. Firs' time on the road again for a while. I been recovering. Had an.. accident."
08:42 <Worth> "Desna? WHo is that?"
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08:56 <Xyniel> "She is the god of travel, and luck"
09:07 <Xyniel> "I hope you're feeling better, what happened?"
09:11 * Worth Gives Jerus a goodhearted slap on the back.
09:21 <Parney> "Desna is my goddess, see, I have her symbol as a birthmark"
09:25 <Worth> "Well it's good to have you with us!"
09:36 <exBoomerET> bbiab
09:43 <Xyniel> Bite mek..
10:05 <Worth> "Birthmark? For real? I've got to see this."
10:08 <Jerus> "The cold. I don't think I like the cold. Don't really remember much but the bloody ice. But I woke up under the care of the physicians here in Absalom, tore up bad."
10:32 <exBoomerET> Are we using Skype?
10:33 <exBoomerET> CA?
10:34 <Xyniel> "I cant really help...sadly Im not a healer"
10:56 <Xyniel> "Sometimes my lady grants me the strength, in great times of need, to heal though"
11:02 <Jerus> Most likely both, Boomer, but I don't think we've started either one yet.
11:03 <Xyniel> prolly
11:07 * Parney shows birthmark to Worth
11:10 <Xyniel> (talking shop time)
11:15 <Xyniel> (I hope it isnt in a sensitive area..)
11:19 <Jerus> Where is this birthmark?
11:25 * Jerus has a look too, curious.
11:35 <Xyniel> (is parney male or female)
11:36 * Steven need me?
11:42 <Xyniel> (male is one thing.. female is another lol)
11:47 <exBoomerET> Parney is male
11:53 * Xyniel looks too
12:08 <Xyniel> "I see you have been touched by her hand, you are indeed blessed"
12:10 * Parney displays birthmark on back of left hand.
12:25 <Xyniel> (lol I thought itd be at some indecent place..)
12:30 <Worth> "I'm impressed. Well it seems this lot is better than the lost."
12:35 <Worth> last*
12:45 <Jerus> "Ain't that somethin'. Never seen a birthmark like that. Got her favor on ya, mhm."
13:02 <Jerus> "Had trouble with yer last crew, Worth?"
13:13 <Jerus> "Bunch of amateurs or what?"
13:30 <Worth> " No not really. They just weren't the sort of people I'd spend time with willingly."
13:41 <Xyniel> "What were they like?"
13:49 <Worth> "You all however seem to be a different story."
14:09 <Jerus> "Never be in the company of those with whom you would not wish to die."
14:19 <Jerus> "Fella I met on the road told me that once. Stuck with me."
14:25 <Worth> "Rough, weak minded, and terrible company."
14:27 <Parney> Worth, old friend, do you not recognize me in my new robes?
14:30 <Xyniel> "Who was he?"
14:44 <Jerus> (Anyone able to place that quote, out of curiousity?)
14:46 <Xyniel> "Ive never met you before Parney, well met though"
14:47 * Jerus shrugs.
14:50 <Parney> I must admit, our last outing was my first.
14:54 <Worth> "Oh no Parney I couldn't forget you."
14:56 <Jerus> "Some desert man."
15:19 <Xyniel> (defintiley not me..I dont talk philosophy..not too much..or maybe I wasnt there..I dont think zirul would talk philosophy either..oskar..maybe)
15:30 <exBoomerET> OOC will be me, Parney is always IC.
15:33 <Worth> "Don't worry, you weren't one of the people I speak."
15:45 <Xyniel> "I think it would be to our benefit if we worked out our full range of abilities?"
16:04 <Xyniel> "And made some preparations before hand? There will be ample opporutnies hopefully after our venture captain briefs us later, I would hope?"
16:13 <Jerus> "You'll help me stick my guts back in if I start losin' em, Parney?"
16:22 <Parney> Ahh, you are correct, I have mistaken you for someone else.
16:29 <Xyniel> "Wouldnt anyone help?"
16:36 <Xyniel> "I would, to the best of my ability, you need not ask"
16:40 <Jerus> "I try not to, but I ain't always that good at it. But overall I make the other folks lose theirs more."
16:52 <Worth> "Maybe, if you wish to know I plan to get up close and make whatever I'm near wish it hadn't messed with us. I do prefer to take anything sentient alive though."
17:02 <Parney> Jerus, of course. And please know that I have a cure potion on the side pocket of my backpack. In case the unthinkable happens.
17:26 Steven is now known as Ausk
17:27 <Worth> "Good to know."
17:35 * Jerus nods. "I've got one I keep right on top in the main pouch, just incase."
17:40 <Xyniel> "I do not wish to kill"
17:55 <Xyniel> "As far as possible, I believe everyone deserves a second chance"
18:06 <Xyniel> "Should they be beyond redemption though, I will end their lives as mercifully as possible"
18:14 <Parney> Also acid flasks and smokesticks, should the need arise.
18:19 * Ausk wonders through where the conversation is taking place. Obviously Drunk and singing Pirate songs.
18:25 <Jerus> "Whats a merciful way of doin' it, exactly?"
18:29 <Xyniel> "I dont really carry potions with me, Im a little cashstrapped"
18:35 <Xyniel> "If you must end a life, do it with a single blow"
18:40 <Xyniel> "As well placed as possible"
18:47 <Xyniel> "Hopefully it will not come to that"
18:51 <exBoomerET> bbiab, going to grab char sheets.
18:55 <Jerus> "Ain't that somethin! I'm.. Mercifuk. Often, atleast."
19:03 * Jerus chuckes a little at that, amused.
19:32 <Xyniel> "But let us not speak of death, but of its other opposite"
19:33 <Worth> "Xyn, you understand me completely. Good to knwo the teachings hit home"
19:52 <Xyniel> "I have 10 acid flasks with me in my belt pouch"
19:56 <Jerus> "Oh, someone asked about our strengths? What we're good at?"
20:05 <Xyniel> "Can anyone use this? (shows CLW wand)"
20:32 <Xyniel> "At times of need, as sarenrae grants me strength, I may sometimes be able to reach beyond powers I normally posess"
20:36 * Ausk wanders back by.
20:42 * Parney looks at the wand, "Wow, I've never seen one of those"
20:44 <Ausk> "I can use that!"
20:54 * Ausk grabs it and scratches his back with the wand.
20:55 <Xyniel> "Will you be coming along with us for our mission good sir?"
21:16 <Xyniel> "Goodsir, that is my wand. I would appreciate it if you returned it to me?"
21:21 <Ausk> "See... It's easy!"
21:33 * Ausk looks satisfied as he hands the wand back.
21:35 <Xyniel> "Please do not expend any charges, we may need them later"
21:36 * Worth sits and watches the further exchange amongst the others 
21:39 <Xyniel> "Thank you"
21:47 * Xyniel gives the wand to Parney
21:47 * Ausk passes out on a bench that he sits down on.
21:59 Ausk is now known as Steven
22:02 * Xyniel is worried about Ausk, and asks the Innkeeper to get him a room.
22:28 * Steven roleplay skill +1
22:33 <Xyniel> "So yes, we were talking about our strengths, but got a little sidetracked"
22:42 <Xyniel> (Im damned sorry that xyn would do that but yes thats what she really would do..)
22:47 * Steven enters lurk mode.
22:48 <Xyniel> (If you passed out in an inn..)
23:06 <Jerus> "Friend o' yers, Xyniel?"
23:18 * Steven didnt know xyniel was female or ausk would have hit on her lol
23:35 <Xyniel> "Not exactly, but Saranerae's teachings are to be a sister to all those in need"
23:45 <Xyniel> "Passing out like that in his cups, someone could've robbed him blind"
23:50 <Worth> "Seemed to want to be a friend of everones."
23:58 * Steven suggests you try it. lol.
24:25 <Jerus> "By the looks, hes spent it all on beer. Can't rob him of the beer hes already drank."
24:50 * Worth nods in agreement
25:19 <Xyniel> "Its not right to rob anyone of ANY of their items"
25:23 * Parney nods and hands the wand back, "Thank you"
25:42 <Xyniel> "Besides he probably has other things on him that might be of interest to others, best get him into a safe room where he can sleep off his hangover"
26:21 <Jerus> "I got me a wand like that too. Reckon I'll hand it to ya later. Much more useful in someone else's hands over mine."
26:49 <Xyniel> "In times of need, remember I can call upon her aid"
27:02 <Worth> "Oh I will."
27:41 <Worth> "Let's just work out the plans without the times of need though. Haven't had toruble yet and I don't plan on it."
27:58 <Xyniel> "Oh yes"
28:35 <Xyniel> "I have been granted a slight knowledge on arcane workings, but they are not really strong within me, mainly I use it for defensive purposes"
28:54 <Jerus> "Hope my hammerin' arm's up to snuff. Been stuck in bed too long."
29:00 <Xyniel> "Are there any arcane spells you would like me to pick up?"
29:13 <Xyniel> "I hope you are feeling better"
29:23 * Xyniel pats Jerus on his shoulder
29:54 <Jerus> "Well, if you can make me bigger, I get a mighty impressive range I can be merciful in."
29:59 * Xyniel isnt very strong though (from the pat)
30:38 <Xyniel> "Hrm..I dont know the spell, but I do have some scrolls that I can use to perform it"
30:50 <Xyniel> "It takes a long while to do it though, and I must be safe from distractions"
30:57 * Xyniel hold out two scrolls of enlarge person
31:04 * Jerus smiles.
31:23 <Xyniel> "I could possibly use it on myself, but never had the time to"
31:25 <Xyniel> "Usually I
31:26 <Xyniel> "
31:28 <Jerus> "Ain't always necessary, but if we could talk to Mort I'm sure she'd have a bit to say about the advantages."
31:49 <Xyniel> "Usually Id be right in the fray. I wouldnt let anyone take in my place"
31:55 <Xyniel> "Whos Mort?"
32:35 <Jerus> "Friend o' mine. Wizardin' lady, aye. We were defending this wall once.. And there was that time with the monkeys.."
32:56 <Xyniel> "I ran into a Gorilla recently"
32:59 <Xyniel> "It was HUGE"
33:11 <Xyniel> "But by Sarenrae's grace, we prevailed"
33:58 * Worth apears to be napping in his chair
34:07 <Worth> (( I love me some food))
34:07 <Jerus> "I saw me a big gorilla once. Found out they fall over when ya clonk em on the head hard enough. Most things do."
34:12 <Steven> nice.... joining Ausk!
34:18 <Xyniel> "Worth. Do you like growing big?"
34:28 Steven is now known as Ausk
34:29 <Worth> ((afk while cooking))
34:37 <Worth> ((Worth is asleep))
34:37 <Xyniel> "Do you alwyas have to resort to hitting things on their head?"
34:44 * Ausk wakes up once somebody sits down next to him.
34:51 <Xyniel> "Its better to avoid conflict unless there is no other choice"
35:13 <Worth> ((Ausk: I was sittihg before you were))
35:36 <Xyniel> (I swear next time we need to tell Mekkis to start 1 hr early and he'll actually start on time)
35:39 <Xyniel> (lol)
35:43 <Xyniel> (REALLY.)
35:53 <Ausk> ((lies! ausk is everwhere first!)
36:22 <Xyniel> "Do you think 2 scrolls will be enough?"
36:36 * Ausk burps in the direction of the new guy.
36:52 <Parney> What's a scroll?
36:56 <Ausk> "Never enough sweet cheeks!"
37:00 <Xyniel> some stuff you can use to cast spells on
37:10 <Xyniel> baiscally I can cast the spell twice at minimum caster level
37:19 <Xyniel> of course, I paid 25 gp per scroll..but nevermind thats..a story for another time
37:21 <Jerus> "Magic paper, they tell me."
37:41 <Xyniel> (And Parney should know- clerics can use scrolls too)
37:42 <Jerus> "I ain't sure how it works but, well, I guess I seen it work. Good enough fer me."
38:04 <Xyniel> "Yeah, standard trick mages do, they pull out a piece of paper and start reading out of it right?"
38:08 <Xyniel> "Then things happen correct?"
38:23 * Xyniel has an amused look in her brown eyes
38:41 <Jerus> "Maybe its all a big trick. Mages think its the funniest joke in the world. Paper ain't got nothin' to do with magic at all."
38:45 <Parney> My dad used to tell me stories about things like that when I was very young, I thought he was telling me fairy tales.
39:25 <Jerus> "Could be foolin' me, but it sure looks like it works. And they take it pretty serious iffin you bother the 'magic' papers."
39:49 <Xyniel> "I would show you that it is no trick, but I am not sure if you could read any of these"
39:58 <Xyniel> "Mostly people who are not intiatied in the ways of magic think its nonsense"
40:02 <Xyniel> "To me it makes perfect sense"
40:15 * Ausk walks over pulling out a scroll.
40:20 * Ausk begins casting a spell.
40:22 <Worth> ((I love grilled salmon and vegis <3 Wish I wasn't out of alcohol though))
40:27 <Parney> I just don't understand how it works, I get my 'powers' from my deity.
40:28 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+6 spellcraft
40:28 <diebot> Xyniel, spellcraft: [1d20=10] 16
40:37 <Xyniel> "You too, parney can you scrolls"
40:45 * Ausk casts Bless from a scroll!
40:47 <Xyniel> "Blessed by Desna's will of course"
40:51 <Xyniel> "See?"
41:01 <Xyniel> "Ausk, would you mind sharing your collection of scrolls with Parney here?"
41:10 <Xyniel> "I believe he can read them. However I cant really comprehend those squiggles"
41:16 <Ausk> "Desna?  Hells no!  Besmara!"
41:27 <Xyniel> "He is a follower of Desna"
41:37 <Xyniel> "But I believe he may be able to understand your scrolls"
42:27 <Xyniel> "Parney, which aspects of Desna do you feel most aligned to?"
42:29 <Xyniel> (domain..)
42:38 <exBoomerET> Yum, popcorn in oil popper and Keurig iced coffee.
42:40 <Ausk> "Well he can understand yours too if ya let him take a gander!"
42:41 <exBoomerET> Life is good
42:58 <Ausk> "Magic is Magic is Magic, or so they say!"
43:07 <Xyniel> "There are two types, arcane and divine"
43:17 <Worth> ((Keurig tea here))
43:18 * Xyniel holds out a scroll of mage armor for ausk to read
43:26 <Xyniel> "Do you understand this?"
43:29 * Ausk reads it quite easily.
43:40 <exBoomerET> We had some southern sweet tea for Keurig that was awesome.
43:46 <Ausk> "I can cast if for you too!
44:05 <Ausk> "Might take me a bit, but I'll eventually get it to go off."
44:08 <Worth> (9 I'm not a fan of sweet tea. I have some of the earl grey which is actually not very good.))
44:08 <Xyniel> "no need, I can cast it myself"
44:19 <Xyniel> "Your goddess grants you that ability?"
44:43 <Ausk> "No, the only thing she grants me is a pain in the ass most days!"
45:03 <Xyniel> "How could you speak of your goddess as such"
45:14 <Ausk> "The Pirate Queen gives no favors 'cept when it suits her!"
45:28 <Xyniel> "have you ever thought there may be other paths to follow?"
45:47 <Xyniel> "Then to serve an uncaring god?"
46:21 <Ausk> "Not for this sea dog!  She'll be there to welcome me aboard when I lose my lights!  Then I'll raid hells and heavens for what suits us!"
46:40 <Xyniel> "It seems like a harsh life to lead"
46:51 <Xyniel> "But we all have our paths to walk"
46:52 <Ausk> "Ever been on a ship?"
46:59 <Xyniel> "Nope, I havent"
47:07 <Jerus> "I 'ave."
47:09 <Xyniel> "I know little about ships"
47:16 <Ausk> "Ahhhhhh, you lubbers don't know what be missin!"
47:18 <Jerus> "Fell off it, too."
47:30 <Xyniel> "Well only once, but that was a short passage, uneventful one"
47:36 <Ausk> "Ah thats why I carry this!"
47:42 <Xyniel> "I helped bargain for passage, Im pretty good at that kind of thing"
47:49 * Ausk shows off his Cloak of the Manta Ray.
47:51 <Xyniel> "Jerus, you dont strike me as the clumsy sort"
47:59 <Xyniel> "ooh, looks interesting"
48:41 <Jerus> "Our driver lost control of it and we hit somethin'. Knocked me off."
48:57 <Ausk> "Aye! When ya get in the ocean, you turn into a Manta Ray, can breathe water and swim real fast."
49:00 <Xyniel> "Perhaps its better to hire trained sailors to deal with ships?"
49:43 <Ausk> "Well you might not know this, strange as that sounds.  I am the Captain of The Shadow Mastiff!"
49:58 <Jerus> "Next time the Venture Captains tell me to find m'way across an ocean, I'll come lookin' for you, Ausk."
50:27 <Ausk> "Well if you are between Absolom and the Shackles you might find me!"
50:35 <Ausk> "Or rather, I might find you!"
50:47 * Ausk laughs wholeheartedly.
50:48 <Xyniel> "I know that someday I may be able to Channel her light to grant myself the ability to stay underwater without any ill effects"
50:57 <Xyniel> "Sounds like an idea"
51:03 <Xyniel> "You'll find us?"
51:09 <Xyniel> "We'll pay for passage if need"
51:40 <Ausk> "Well the thing is... theres a certain bit of gray area I operate in."
51:55 <Xyniel> "Gray area?"
52:17 <Ausk> "Things I come across may have once belonged to certain Chelaxian merchants."
52:30 <Xyniel> "Yes..?"
53:09 <Ausk> "The Shadow Mastiff is not a merchant ship..."
53:10 <Xyniel> (really mekkis...geezus)
53:33 <Ausk> "If you get my meaning!"
53:41 <Xyniel> "Then how did you accquire the goods?"
53:47 <Xyniel> "I assumed you bought them?"
54:05 <Ausk> "You assume incorrectly!"
54:11 <Xyniel> "Then..?"
54:13 * Ausk laughs again.
54:35 <Ausk> "Well I believe I've spelled it out quite decently!"
54:36 <Xyniel> (wow. MEKKIS... 1 hr...screw punctuality lol)
54:50 <Xyniel> "you didnt buy them then how did they end up in your hands?"
55:12 <Ausk> "Well my crew finds them... in other peoples holds.:
55:24 <Xyniel> "But it is not right to board another's ship?"
55:29 <Xyniel> "Did you get the captain's permission?"
55:34 <Jerus> "Hes sayin' hes a pirate."
55:35 <Xyniel> "And you took their goods?"
55:52 <Ausk> "Aye! This here Jerus is a smart cookie!"
56:03 <Xyniel> "Ausk. why did you take up a pirate's life?"
56:24 <Jerus> "D'ya drink as much rum as they say?"
56:32 <Ausk> "No."
56:32 * Xyniel glares at Jerus
56:36 <Xyniel> "Excuse us"
56:37 <Ausk> "I drink more!"
57:04 * Ausk laughs loudly and longly.
57:17 <Xyniel> "You sir - should really reconsider your ways"
57:30 <Xyniel> "Firstly, it is wrong to rob people of their goods"
57:45 <Xyniel> "Secondly - what right do you have to call those goods yours, just because you took them by force?"
57:46 <Ausk> "Ah come on now!  I only rob from those Chelaxian scum!"
58:02 <Ausk> "That's not really a crime is it?"
58:28 <Xyniel> "And what evidence do you have that all Chelaxians are scum? I do not approve of their slaving ways, but to call them scum is wrong"
58:36 <Ausk> "Here let me ask Besmara if she thinks it's a crime!"
58:41 <Xyniel> "Their goods are lawfully theirs"
58:46 <Xyniel> "her judgement and mine are not the same"
58:51 * Ausk lifts his head up respectfully towards the heavens.
58:57 <Ausk> "She says nope!"
59:00 <Xyniel> "And as you are in golraion, you WILL obey golraion's laws"
59:14 <Ausk> "Which part of Golarion?"
59:28 <Xyniel> "here where we are in Absalom."
59:42 <Ausk> "Well theres slave markets in Absolom..."
59:55 <Xyniel> "And I will do my best to bring them down"
00:48 <Ausk> "Also all the different nations own land here and are subject to their local customs and laws."
01:11 <Ausk> "By that reasoning depending on where you stand different things are legal."
01:14 <Xyniel> "That is true. But does any law by any nation say you are free to take over another's goods - just by calling them scum?"
01:30 <Xyniel> "I know in Cheliax, slavery is legal.  That does not mean we should tolerate it because it is legal there.
01:34 <Ausk> "Have you met anyone from Sczarni?"
01:39 <Xyniel> "Not as yet"
01:43 <Ausk> "I mean other than me..."
02:01 <Xyniel> "I was told to retrieve some items for a Scazarni merchant"
02:25 <Xyniel> "He gave us a document showing that the items were legitmately his, so we helped him retrieve it from a warehouse"
02:26 <Ausk> "Well there ya go... prolly stolen."
02:39 <Xyniel> "The documents proved his identity
02:50 <Ausk> "One second..."
02:52 <Jerus> "Ever heard of war? Its the practice of taking people's lives, and other things, because ya consider 'em scum."
03:10 <Xyniel> "I try to avoid conflict unless the other side draws first"
03:16 <Xyniel> "And even in the heat of battle I avoid taking lives"
03:16 * Ausk scribbles something on a piece of paper and hands it to Xyniel.
03:28 * Xyniel looks at the paper
03:29 <Jerus> "An' since they drew first, they're scum, ain't they?"
03:45 <Xyniel> "That does not mean you have to debase yourself to their level"
03:56 <Xyniel> "I would knock them out and give them a chance to reconsider their ways"
04:00 * Ausk the note reads: "Ausk owns the world and everything in it. Subject to dispute and settled with a ship battle at the time of his choosing."
04:17 * Ausk begins laughing as he sees your face.
04:36 <Xyniel> "That does not seem like a fair agreement"
04:48 <Ausk> "Who said an agreement has to be fair?"
05:04 <Xyniel> "Then it shoudlnt be valid unless it is fair to both parties"
05:07 <Ausk> "You don't worship that merchant lover Abadar do you?"
05:15 <Xyniel> "I follow the ways of the healing light"
05:21 <Ausk> "Talk about a stick in the mud!"
05:38 <Jerus> (You folk ever do any looking into how much the old pirates and sea men used to actually drink? What I found said something like equivalent to a fifth or more a day. Lets see you be coherent with that lifestyle.)
05:41 <Ausk> "Ive seen stone less rigid!"
06:01 <Ausk> (its why they didnt live past 45)
06:03 <Xyniel> (the grog is proabbly watered alot really)
06:21 <Xyniel> "Stick in the mud? I do what is right"
06:28 <Jerus> (Equivalent. As in, equal to a fifth of today's liquor.)
06:29 <Ausk> (grog is beer thats been cut with stuff)
06:32 <Xyniel> "Unlike your dubious practices"
06:50 <Xyniel> (comeon - people drink rice wine in chinse culture like water cos the alcohol content is so low..)
06:52 <Ausk> "Hey now!  I do whats right by me and my crew!"
06:58 <Xyniel> (at least in those wuxia movies..)
07:09 <Jerus> (Hey, sake is fun.)
07:13 <Xyniel> "But not by the laws of golraion"
07:22 <Xyniel> (that stuff is pretty strong I heard..I would prolly knock myself out with it)
07:28 <Ausk> "Which laws?  Didn't we just go over this?"
07:31 <Xyniel> "Nor for the good of others"
07:40 Novel has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:06 <Xyniel> (wow damnit, meks late..
08:10 <Jerus> (Its really not. Not compared to the kind of boozing navy life gets you used to. But I find it pretty pleasant.)
08:22 <Xyniel> (Some say they like chinese/jap wines)
08:31 <exBoomerET> I prefer Napa wines.
08:32 <Xyniel> (White wine for me if I ever actually drink..chinese wines are fine too)
08:37 <Xyniel> (Never had a chance to try sake)
08:50 <Xyniel> (Dont like stuff like XO..can take beer though)
09:19 <Jerus> (should. I like a bit of hot sake every once in a while. Definately better than gin.)
09:22 <Ausk> "Hey now, I am a Pathfinder.  I don't murder, rape, or pillage wontonly and I am always willing to take prisoners.  Hell I let most people go, no burning of the ship or anything!  By pirate standards I'd have to say im too soft!"
09:39 <Xyniel> (shoudlnt alcohol be taken cold?)
09:45 <Xyniel> (Personally think hot is wierd)
09:58 <Ausk> "Prolly what they call me behind my back!  Ausk the Soft!"
10:12 <Jerus> (You drink sake hot. Or warm. Or even room temp, but not cold.)
10:16 <Xyniel> "I am a pathfinder too, and I rarely take lives, and I will avoid conflicts as far as possible"
10:23 <Xyniel> (did i mix up with umeshu or something?"
10:25 <Ausk> (cold sake sound disgusting!)
10:29 <Worth> (( Someone call that dick. I can't stay up all night waitign for this.))
10:41 <Xyniel> (my cousin offered me some japanese cold plum wine before)
10:46 <Xyniel> (Was great. but very strong)
10:47 <Xyniel> good point
10:48 <Xyniel> AVATAR
10:51 <Xyniel> I dont have his damn number
11:02 <Ausk> "Wanna see how I avoid conflicts?"
11:17 <Xyniel> "not if it involves lots of violence"
11:51 <Ausk> "Give me your goods or I'll burn you to the waterline!" *Intimidatingly*
12:01 * Xyniel sighs
12:03 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+40 Intimidate
12:03 <dicebot> Ausk, Intimidate: [1d20=7] 47
12:10 <Xyniel> "Firstly, those goods arent yours. And you have no right to do so"
12:21 <Xyniel> Generally I just tell people to stay out of my way.
12:26 <Xyniel> "Most people do"
12:30 <Ausk> "You've never been in the Shackles!  That is the law!"
12:45 <Xyniel> "Ive heard from some you dont really want to see me in a temper"
12:54 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+12 intimidate
12:54 <diebot> Xyniel, intimidate: [1d20=18] 30
12:57 <Xyniel> ^^
13:07 <Ausk> "Hey thats not bad!"
13:31 <Jerus> "You two havin' a scare off? Whose the judge?"
13:33 <Xyniel> "It helps solve some problems, and at least we dont have to resort to violence"
13:38 <Ausk> "I've a ship in need of a task master!  Somebody to keep the crew toeing the line!"
13:42 <Xyniel> (actually its a little worse then that)
13:47 <Ausk> "Interested?"
13:49 <Xyniel> (if I intimidate sucessfully on you...)
13:56 <Xyniel> whats your dc on intimidate
13:58 <Xyniel> lol
14:06 <Xyniel> if I beat your dc by 10 points..
14:12 <Xyniel> you're frightened for 1 round :P
14:34 <Xyniel> "I have no interest in unlawful business"
14:39 <Xyniel> "I own a bakery!"
14:40 <Ausk> my DC is 26
14:45 <Xyniel> ah so not really
14:49 <Xyniel> but prolly not expecting to
15:04 <Ausk> No I would be shaken for exactly 6seconds.
15:08 <Xyniel> yeah
15:12 <Xyniel> 1 round of shaken
15:14 <Xyniel> me..lots more
15:18 <Xyniel> forget bout counting..
15:20 <Jerus> "Ya got shortcake? I like a shortcake."
15:27 * Xyniel hold out chocolate chip cookies
15:30 <Xyniel> lol
15:33 <Xyniel> it was bound to happen..
15:35 <Ausk> Thinking about taking skill focus Intimidate...
15:42 <Xyniel> (already have it on myself..)
15:45 <Ausk> so i could have a +46 intimidate lol
15:50 <Xyniel> you dont really need that much
15:54 <Xyniel> but yes I share part of your dark gift
15:58 <Ausk> no i really dont
16:21 <Ausk> I recalculated, theres no way i can fail an intimidation check on anything that can be intimidated.
16:27 <Xyniel> ya I know
16:35 <Xyniel> inquisitors are best at that kind of thing
16:40 <Xyniel> halforc just makes you..totally epic
16:47 <Xyniel> but Ill have enough for my own purposes anwyay
17:06 <Ausk> I'm a 5'3" halforc
17:24 <Ausk> lol
18:00 <Xyniel> 5"0..
18:05 <Xyniel> half elf
18:18 <Ausk> one time a boss was in the middle of surrendering to Ausk
18:37 <Ausk> and told him i surrender shorty, please dont kill me!  I murdered him and the whole party was like wtf!
18:50 <Xyniel> lol
18:56 <Xyniel> your code of conduct will be very differnet from mine
19:01 <Xyniel> mekkisscreen
19:12 <Ausk> Yeah i wonder what is taking him so long...
19:19 <Ausk> are you all on skype with him too?
19:25 <Xyniel> Im on skype but I cant find him
19:29 <Xyniel> good point.
19:32 <exBoomerET> I'm logged into skype
19:36 <Xyniel> Hydra do you mind telling me your cell?>
19:41 <Xyniel> I said Id get it from you once
19:49 <Xyniel> and mekkis...I think after this I really have to get his cell
20:03 <Worth> Seriously
20:16 Worth is now known as MincedSushi
20:40 <Xyniel> Ill tell him
20:44 <Xyniel> dont really blame you really
20:52 <Ausk> i dont see how you guys are going to end anytime before 3am now.
21:02 <Xyniel> I personally dont mind but Im not restrained by time
21:11 <exBoomerET> I am :(
21:16 <Xyniel> yeah I know
21:20 <Xyniel> 2 am was hard for me I guess
21:23 <Xyniel> and Im sort of trained for it
21:29 <Xyniel> Ill yell at mekkis really next time I see him
21:35 Ausk is now known as Steven
21:36 <Xyniel> do you want me to txt you guys when he pops on?
21:39 <Xyniel> while you guys get some shuteye?
21:44 <Xyniel> gimme your numbers, Ican stay up and camp for him
21:45 <Steven> Dinner is almost done
21:52 <Xyniel> but this is going to really screw my schedule up if I dont play today and level
21:52 <Steven> Chicken fried steak!
22:08 <Xyniel> he was around earlier right?
22:12 <Xyniel> blurdy mek
22:24 <Xyniel> Avatar/ballig. brunius
22:27 <Xyniel> do you know what is mekkis cell?
22:29 <MincedSushi> Yea said something about a repair guy
22:38 <MincedSushi> Wish he'd just have said no game
22:44 <Avatar> yeah
22:44 <Steven> dont you play at any table games mort?
22:48 <Avatar> haven't you guys started yet
22:55 <Xyniel> well we're FINDING MEKKIS
22:56 <exBoomerET> Anyone know anything about FantasyGroundsII or d20Pro or MapTools, wanna help me learn?
22:58 <Steven> no they are waiting on mekkis
23:04 <Avatar> sec
23:11 <Xyniel> steven - I dont have any table games to play
23:19 <Xyniel> and if youre talking about monopoly of course my family always starts on time
23:28 <Xyniel> and we're sticklers for punctuality
23:29 <Steven> no, i mean table pfs in person
23:29 <Xyniel> anyway
23:31 <Steven> face to face
23:31 <Xyniel> no
23:34 <Steven> why not?
23:35 <Xyniel> do they alwyas start late?
23:37 <Xyniel> no pfs here
23:40 <Xyniel> simple enough
23:44 <Steven> im amazed at that...
23:46 <Steven> start one up!
23:53 <Xyniel> I dont have enough will save and cha mod..
23:58 <Steven> where are you anyways?
24:02 <Xyniel> Singapore
24:05 <exBoomerET> There's a PFS at a game shop up the highway a couple miles, but it's on Tuesday nights, starts an hour after I get home from work.
24:06 <Xyniel> + diplo also
24:12 <Xyniel> Im asian
24:22 <Steven> oh im sure they have a pfs table somewhere in singapore
24:30 <Avatar> I've sms'd him
24:36 <Xyniel> call pls
24:40 <Xyniel> this is like 1 hr 30 min late :D
24:41 <Xyniel> lol
24:44 * Xyniel grinz
24:48 <Avatar> message me earlier :P
24:55 <Xyniel> well I yelled avatar
24:57 <Xyniel> in channel
25:01 <Xyniel> and since my nick isnt registered..
25:05 <Xyniel> I didnt know I could talk to you
25:13 <Xyniel> anyway steven..
25:16 <Avatar> you don't need to have your nick registered
25:18 <Xyniel> do PFS games on table s tart late?
25:29 <Avatar> as long as I don't have mode R set, which I almost always don't
25:57 <Steven> usually they start 10-15 minutes past when you want them to start
26:04 <Xyniel> ah I see
26:07 <Steven> simply because you set a 630 start time and then somebody always walks in late
26:13 <Xyniel> well my family we're a sticler for punctuaility
26:25 <Xyniel> rules to do with mek - make him say the start time is 2 hrs before the actual time
26:29 <Xyniel> and he'll show up on time
26:30 <Xyniel> wtf..
26:37 <Steven> Thats why the GMs at the shop tell people 630 start time and we know it will start aat 7
26:40 <Xyniel> I did that to my friends once
26:49 <Xyniel> I told them meet me at 6.30 cos those arses were always half an hr late
26:53 <Xyniel> and yeah they showed up at 7 fine..
27:07 <Xyniel> (which was when Iwanted to meet them anyway..)
27:13 <MincedSushi> ^
27:24 Xyniel is now known as Mort-
27:24 <Avatar> who is here to play
27:28 <Mort-> me
27:28 <Mort-> hydra
27:31 <Avatar> I see mort, boomer, hydra
27:36 <Mort-> minced sushi
27:39 <Mort-> we prolly can uptier 3-4
27:41 <Mort-> but cant run?
27:47 <Mort-> unless you want to run it..
27:50 * Mort- ponders
27:53 <Mort-> thats an idea screw it
27:57 <Avatar> I can run voice in the void
28:00 <Mort-> hrm
28:04 <Mort-> but I AM attached to my current form
28:05 <Avatar> I haven't prepared pirates
28:05 <Mort-> :D
28:13 <Mort-> run on the fly?
28:20 <Mort-> but oh wait
28:22 <Mort-> you cant run..
28:24 <Mort-> damnit.....
28:28 <Mort-> I cant paly when you run
28:29 <Mort-> lol
28:32 <Mort-> shiiit
28:35 <Mort-> I forgot my restriction
28:39 <MincedSushi> lol
28:39 <Avatar> what
28:44 <Steven> mort... you should start a group in singapore
28:44 * Mort- blushes
28:47 <Mort-> lol
28:49 <Mort-> mek told me the same
28:55 <Mort-> unless I bring kalara along instead of xyniel
28:59 <Steven> Theres no reason not to!
29:00 <Mort-> really avatar..
29:06 <Avatar> oh is that your synthesist
29:11 <Mort-> yes :D
29:11 <Mort-> hahahhaha
29:16 * Mort- rofls
29:32 <Avatar> you have like 5 other characters though
29:32 <MincedSushi> :D
29:36 <Mort-> sorry
29:40 <Mort-> I want to level her up fo ra reason
29:43 <Avatar> mekkis hasn't replied
29:45 <Mort-> Im on tight schedule
29:46 <Mort-> call
29:47 <Avatar> do you want me to run voice in the void
29:53 <MincedSushi> I do!
29:59 <Mort-> I have to bring kalara out then
30:04 <Mort-> since I cant appear in my common form
30:08 <Mort-> in the name of god anwyay, dont uptier this one
30:42 <Mort-> avatar can you call mekkis?
31:55 <Avatar> I can't get through
32:37 <Mort-> my number is +6596184180
32:52 <Steven> mort, check your private messages while i go get some dinner.
32:54 Avatar gives voice to Jerus MincedSushi Mort- Parney
32:59 <Mort-> I cant see
33:00 <Mort-> pms
33:01 <Mort-> steven
33:08 MincedSushi is now known as Worth
33:11 <Avatar> do /mode mort- -R 
33:17 <Avatar> and you'll be able to see pm's
33:26 <Mort-> done
33:29 <Mort-> Im going to bake lunch
33:50 <Mort-> voice only
33:56 <Avatar> Worth / Parney: on skype?
33:57 <Mort-> k let me get my magus out
34:03 <Worth> I am
34:09 <Worth> Niel Reynolds
34:22 <Mort-> going to be very weird
34:27 <Avatar> pm me your PFS numbers and factions
34:29 <Mort-> wasnt expecting to play her so its going to be weir
34:30 <Mort-> d
34:57 <Avatar> you can always apply the credit to someone else if it's a new character
34:57 <Worth> D
35:03 <Mort-> no it isnt
35:29 <Worth> :D
35:37 <Mort-> Im very much lower powered on this form
35:38 <Mort-> anwyay
35:43 <Mort-> avatar - no syns right?
35:44 <Mort-> k
35:56 <Avatar> no synthesist
36:07 <Mort-> k nps
36:13 <Mort-> going to use kalara
37:33 <Mort-> damnit I wanted my level 3 for the weekend
37:35 <Mort-> ARRGH
37:36 <Mort-> lolz
37:53 <Avatar> boomer are you there
37:58 <Mort-> point is Im not listening to sob stories in my current form
38:00 <Mort-> I told you..
38:02 <Mort-> about..
38:11 <exBoomerET> Sorry, tending to son.
38:12 <Mort-> Im not talking about sob stories every scenario :D
38:14 <Mort-> np
38:15 <exBoomerET> I'm back now.
38:20 <Mort-> I thikn we better do it at 1-2
38:21 <exBoomerET> I'm on Skype, BoomerET
38:25 <exBoomerET> what are we playing?
38:28 <Avatar> pm me your faction and PFS#
38:30 <Avatar> voice in the void
38:42 <exBoomerET> I'm lowly 1st level, is that okay?
38:58 <Jerus> We shall protect you!
39:38 <Mort-> 1-2..
39:48 <Avatar> tiers 1-2, 3-4, 6-7
39:51 <Mort-> THIS ONE?
39:54 <Mort-> I dont recommend it
40:09 * Mort- tail twithces very vigorusly
40:15 <Mort-> Im 1..
40:43 <Avatar> “There’s trouble at the Blakros Museum again,” Venture-Captain Adril Hestram growled when you first entered the meeting room in the Grand Lodge earlier this afternoon. “The museum’s curator, Nigel Aldain, came to me this morning asking for help. Apparently, a wayward daughter of his illustrious patrons, the powerful Blakros family, has disappeared, long with a few of the museum’s 
40:44 <Avatar> watchmen who went looking for her. The Society has helped him in the past, and he wants us to find her, before he loses his job, or worse. Now Nigel’s an old friend, and a former Pathfinder, but this kind of missing person case isn’t really our bailiwick. Normally I’d tell him to find the district guard and leave the Society out of it. 
40:55 Steven has quit (Quit: )
41:00 <Avatar> “But then he made me an offer that was too good to pass up. Not only will he allow the Society access to the Blakros Museum’s extensive and very private library, but apparently this same missing daughter just returned to Absalom with a pack full of ancient relics collected throughout Osirion and northern Garund. And Nigel promised the Society first pick of any of those pieces that catch our 
41:00 <Avatar> fancy. I don’t need to tell you what those kinds of things might be worth, so it looks like you’re heading to the Blakros Museum tonight.
41:04 <Mort-> Shitt...
41:05 <Avatar> “The missing daughter is named Imrizade Blakros — half-Osirian herself and a pretty successful adventurer and fortune-hunter by all accounts. She just arrived in Absalom out of the blue a few days ago, after a couple of years’ worth of tomb-raiding in the Osirian deserts, and carrying an odd metal cylinder covered in hieroglyphs, like nothing Nigel has ever seen before. Nigel says she went 
41:06 <Avatar> straight to the basement of the museum to do some research in the family’s library, muttering something about ‘whispers in the dark’ and ‘old tapestries,’ or something. He didn’t hear from her for a couple of days, which isn’t unusual when someone is deep into their research in the archives, but he got worried when strange noises started coming from the basement. He sent a watchman 
41:06 <Avatar> down there to investigate, and when he didn’t return, Nigel sent a few more. That was last night, and they haven’t come back up either.
41:10 <Mort-> I dont have my scrolls of enlarge person
41:11 <Avatar> “Go to the museum and find out what happened to Imrizade Blakros and the watchmen. Nigel would prefer them alive, of course, especially the Blakros woman, but the Society is more interested in what she brought back with her. I’ve got a hunch it wasn’t just grave goods and pretty jewelry. Whatever she found, the Society wants it, or at the very least some information about it.”
41:15 Mort- is now known as Kalara
41:45 <exBoomerET> Cat being pest, taking him downstairs, bbiab.
41:46 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
42:51 <Kalara> argggh I didnt buy enlarge person...
42:56 <Kalara> (holy shit..)
43:20 <Kalara> (Oh Im no where going to be in the melee...^^)
43:22 <Kalara> knowledge what?
43:33 <Avatar> history/local
43:34 <Kalara> not yet..
43:35 <Kalara> hehe
43:36 <Worth> !throw 1d20+6 Skill - Knowledge(Local)
43:37 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Knowledge(Local): [1d20=17] 23
43:44 <Jerus> "Blakros museum? Again? That place is full of trouble. Least I get t'see my old friend Nigel again.."
43:52 <Kalara> "Ive never been there"
44:00 <Avatar> In the early days of Absalom, the Blakros Museum was originally the stronghold of an eccentric wizard. Abandoned for centuries, it was later bought by the Blakros family, who turned it into a museum for their impressive collection of curiosities from across Golarion. 
44:02 <Kalara> (Im not telling sob stories this scenario)
44:08 <Kalara> (remember what i siad abou tstuff getting old?)
44:11 <Jerus> "Well, lets say it ain't the sort of place you'd want to take your youngin's to on a sunday."
44:25 <Kalara> (So if you want you can go and tell me about it..if you notice we both have black eyes, but ya, I have white hair..)
44:26 <Avatar> Rumored to be originally Taldan by blood, the Blakros have since intermingled with bloodlines from all over Golarion, by marrying daughters to a succession of Qadiran trade princes, Vudran rajahs, and even the occasional Tian noble and Mwangi chief. Gifts from these foreign potentates (and the sale of illicitly gained secrets) provide the foundation for the Blakros fortune and their famous 
44:26 <Avatar> collections.
44:33 <Avatar> In reality, it is the many daughters who bear the Blakros name that are responsible for the family’s wealth. Although beautiful and amazingly fertile, wedding a Blakros daughter has significant conditions—the daughters always keep their maiden name, all children must be raised as Blakroses, and the husband’s family must offer a considerable dowry for the privilege of marriage. Once married, 
44:34 <Avatar> the Blakros daughters join an unparalleled spy network that keeps the family well supplied in secrets and priceless artifacts.
44:43 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 knowledge untrained local
44:44 <diebot> Kalara, knowledge untrained local: [1d20=18] 21
44:44 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+1 knowledge local untrained
44:44 <diebot> Jerus, knowledge local untrained: [1d20=10] 11
44:49 * Steven hides at the mention of Blakros Museum! Goes completely into Lurk mode.
44:56 <Avatar> The wealthy and prominent Blakros family is a large, extended clan of eccentrics with trade contacts rivaling those of the Aspis Consortium who make most of their money selling valuable antiquities across the Taldor-Qadira border. Their daughters are known far and wide for their beauty, and marrying a Blakros woman is a sure path to power and riches.
45:46 <Worth> "Thank you then, do you have the location of her home?"
45:56 <Avatar> she gives you directions
46:05 * Worth bows
46:07 <Avatar> Adril gives you directions*
46:30 <Kalara> (xcuse me, in character switch mode)
46:39 <Kalara> (so I need to change mindset for a while haha)
47:00 <Kalara> 25?
47:04 <Kalara> I can buy somes..
47:11 <Kalara> but Im definteily not rich in this form
47:26 <Kalara> (how many scrolls of enlarge person do you want you nub..)
47:54 <Kalara> (do remember your permanent negative levle and make the necessary adjustments)\
47:58 * Jerus hands three scrolls to Kalara. "Here. I like gettin' big, if we got time and space."
48:01 <Kalara> (If you like you can tell me about it)
48:06 <Jerus> (I got restored. No neg levels.)
48:09 <Kalara> "Enlarge person?"
48:14 * Jerus nods.
48:24 <Kalara> "Big people make big targets, but if you want..I suppose since you're paying for theses"
48:26 <Jerus> "Gives me alot of room to swing."
48:32 * Kalara takes the scrolls
48:37 <Worth> "LEt's get on our way guys."
48:38 <Kalara> "Right, anyone can use this?"
48:40 <Jerus> "You look familiar."
48:44 * Kalara shows off wands of clw
48:51 <Kalara> "Ive never met you"
48:53 <Worth> "We have plenty to do and I'd like to sleep tonight for once."
49:13 <Jerus> "This museum? We'll be there a while, I reckon."
49:19 <Kalara> "But my brother did join pathfinder society"
49:23 <Worth> "No you haven't, I'm Worth."
49:29 <Kalara> (its to jerus)
49:39 <Kalara> "We havent had word of him"
49:42 <exBoomerET> (just finished reading...)
49:46 <Kalara> "Its been a while"
49:58 <Jerus> "Yeah? Your brother? Whats his name?"
50:06 <Kalara> "Khazaran Nashantyle"
50:18 * Jerus winces.
50:26 <Kalara> "Do you know him?"
50:31 * Kalara shakes jerus hard
50:44 <Kalara> "Do you know what happened?"
50:48 <Kalara> Blue M
50:51 <Kalara> Oh wait
50:52 <Kalara> K
50:53 <Kalara> lolz
50:55 <Kalara> Im not on CA yet
51:18 <Jerus> "Um. I dunno exactly how to say this. I knew your brother. We went up North together once. Thats where I had my accident.. They dragged my bones back to Absalom. I don't think they found his."
51:35 <Parney> <- No preference
51:37 * Kalara is shocked and stunned
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51:50 <Kalara> "Nooooooooooo!!"
52:04 <Kalara> "Are you really sure you never saw him again?"
52:22 <Jerus> "I'm sorry. No, I woke up here in the city, stitched up."
52:38 <Kalara> "There isnt any..hope?"
53:19 <Jerus> "He was a good pathfinder, your brother. Maybe he made it, but.. I don't think so. We were overrun.."
53:29 <Kalara> "Do you know who was responsible?"
53:52 <Kalara> (A single tear rolls down Kalara's cheek)
54:08 <Jerus> "I.. I really don't remember much about the whole thing. I'm sorry."
54:11 <Kalara> "And his body?"
54:59 <Jerus> "Someone at the Lodge might have more of an idea. Someone dragged me back, after all."
55:11 <Kalara> "I swear to all I hold sacred that I will hunt his murderers down"
55:12 <Jerus> "He was tough. Maybe he got away, been living off the land.."
55:15 <Kalara> "Now leave me alone.."
55:16 <Avatar> 203.214.44.119
55:21 <Kalara> "The family has to be informed.."
55:49 <Kalara> "Damnit..he was the only one who..didnt mind..me..being..what I was.."
57:04 <Kalara> its all black for me atm
57:11 <Jerus> Supposed to be.
57:27 <Worth> "I don't mind taking them in order"
57:28 <Jerus> "She went to the basement, didn't she? Ain't that where we're goin?"
57:36 <Kalara> "My god...was that why he never came back?"
57:47 * Kalara has her head in her palms, seriously distressed
57:53 <Jerus> "Reckon so. Sorry for your loss, m'lady."
58:09 <Kalara> "I dont know..it all makes horrible sense now"
58:28 <Kalara> "I dont know what to do.."
58:57 <Kalara> there are 5 rooms in blackros museum or something
59:02 <Kalara> ooc I know becuase Ive been there before
59:03 <Kalara> but nevermind.
59:26 <Jerus> "So, we go find Nigel, see what he says, get on our way?"
59:38 <exBoomerET> Gotta put son down, be back in 3 min.
00:04 <Jerus> "Alright. So she went down here ya say, didn't come back up?"
00:14 * Kalara is pained at the expression didnt come back up
00:48 <exBoomerET> back
00:52 <Avatar> "Correct."
00:57 <Jerus> "Lets get on. See any problem takin' em in order?"
01:02 * Kalara winces at that expression
01:09 <Worth> "Not at all"
01:23 <Avatar> "Do what you need to do."
01:24 * Jerus looks at the rest of his group. "Think I'll take the front."
01:33 * Kalara is sort of distracted
01:42 <Worth> "Wahtever you'd like."
01:45 <Kalara> I cant see formation
01:58 <Kalara> will do
02:04 * Jerus takes his hammer out and opens the door, if there is one.
02:17 * Kalara hands over wand of clw to worth
02:30 <Worth> "What's that for?"
02:58 <Avatar> The doors open with a grinding creak, revealing a large room filled with monsters of all shapes and sizes. Giant skeletons and stuffed taxidermic monstrosities are frozen in poses of snarling ferocity, while mummified corpses lie in sedate repose in ornately carved sarcophagi. As silent as a tomb, the air in the hall is stale and musty.
03:01 <Kalara> "Its for fixing things"
03:07 <Kalara> sorry
03:11 <Kalara> Should have handed it over to parney
03:16 <Kalara> "Hand it over to parney, was distracted"
03:16 <Worth> "I hardly know how to use it."
03:19 <Jerus> "Ah, yeah. This one. Wait till ya see the beetle.."
03:28 * Worth hands the wand off to parney
03:30 <Kalara> "Its not everyday that you have bad news broken to you"
03:44 * Parney takes wand, "Thank you!"
03:59 <Kalara> (man I love qadira faction missions epic fun)
04:03 <Kalara> (alwys love em..alwyas will)
04:04 * Parney puts wand in side pocket with cure light potion.
04:15 <Kalara> (unlike some stoopid factions they acutally make sense)
04:16 * Parney readies his light crossbow and loads a bolt.
04:21 * Kalara draws scimitar
04:24 * Jerus looks around and heads on in.
05:27 <Kalara> cool
05:28 <Kalara> saw it now
05:29 <Kalara> woooters :D
05:35 <Kalara> but anyway I dont have combat control powers in this form..
05:37 <Kalara> ah wellz
05:59 <Kalara> (why does the museum look different eveyrtime I run through it?)
06:02 <Kalara> (Ive been here. in other lives)
06:27 <Jerus> "Last time I was here, there was this croc, see.. big enough to eat a horse and ask for seconds."
06:28 <Jerus> "Almost got me, too.."
06:47 <Kalara> "Doesnt sound like an ideal place for a vacation"
06:47 <Jerus> "All the way through, or back to the other door?"
06:50 <Jerus> @perc
06:50 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=19] 24
06:52 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
06:52 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=14] 19
06:53 <Kalara> @see
06:54 <Kalara> do I have it?
06:56 <Kalara> ah damnit no
07:01 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
07:01 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=16] 16
07:07 <Kalara> I forget I dont have all my macros.
07:08 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
07:13 <Kalara> thankfully Im NOT doing any funny things
07:16 <Kalara> nah
07:21 <Kalara> no fancy tricks on me
07:25 <Kalara> this should be pretty routine
07:31 <Kalara> enlarge you. watch fireworks...
07:42 <Kalara> (just assume Im playing like mort now..)
08:06 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
08:07 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=15] 17
08:08 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
08:09 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=19] 21
08:09 <Jerus> @init
08:09 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
08:23 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 Init
08:23 <dicebot> Parney, Init: [1d20=5] 7
08:30 <Kalara> yeah but Im not invulnerable..
08:31 <Kalara> :P
08:44 <Kalara> how does that statue look like anwyay
08:47 <Kalara> big small medium..
08:55 <Kalara> great nakked female
09:01 <Kalara> any knolwege checks to make applicalbe?
09:23 <Kalara> (its the old night in the museum thing)
09:44 <Kalara> (there were a LOT of beetles..)\
09:58 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn
09:59 <Kalara> (really? I dont remember that realy big beetle)
10:20 <Kalara> I did..
10:41 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
10:52 <Kalara> spring loaded wrist sheathe and cast shield from scroll
10:53 <Kalara> end turn
11:02 <Kalara> ac is 20..
11:04 <Kalara> for 10 rounds
11:43 <Kalara> stop staring at female statues ffs :P
12:06 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
12:08 <Kalara> have a good time..
12:16 <Jerus> "See? Museum's full of trouble.."
12:22 <Jerus> 5ft E, swing hammer!
12:25 <Kalara> "When is anywhere we've been sent to not full of trouble?"
12:26 <Jerus> @pa
12:27 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=18] 29; damage: [1d12=4] 19
12:32 <Kalara> my
12:37 <Kalara> (fireworks again)
13:12 <Kalara> (Id worry more about DR..)
13:49 <Avatar> it's Parney's turn
13:53 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn first though
13:56 <Worth> 5ft t9
14:08 <Worth> !throw 1d20+4 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
14:09 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=3] 7; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=6,6] 19
14:32 <Worth> !throw 1d20 Attack; 1d4+1
14:32 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=8] 8; 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
15:12 <Avatar> it's Parney's turn
15:19 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 LtCrossbow
15:20 <dicebot> Parney, LtCrossbow: [1d20=7] 9
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15:32 <Kalara> teeth..lol
15:50 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
15:57 <Kalara> west 2 squares and 2 hand the statue, but enchant my weapon first
16:16 <Kalara> 2handed swing
16:16 <Kalara> yeah
16:23 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+4 to hit with scimitar
16:23 <diebot> Kalara, to hit with scimitar: [1d20=12] 16
16:26 <Kalara> hit/miss?
16:29 <Kalara> swift
16:37 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+5 damage
16:37 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=2] 7
16:40 <Kalara> if I hit
16:43 <Kalara> damage reduction?
16:47 <Kalara> do I see any of it?
16:51 <Kalara> vs magic
17:01 <Kalara> yes
17:34 <Avatar> !rng kalara worth
17:35 <diebot> Avatar, worth
18:08 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
18:11 <Jerus> delay
18:17 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn
18:29 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
18:30 <Jerus> take mine after worth
18:30 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=18] 23; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=3,5] 15
18:50 <Worth> !throw 1d20 Attack; 1d4+1
18:51 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=2] 2; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
18:56 <Kalara> hahaha
19:01 <Jerus> "You sure thats a good idea?"
19:16 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
19:22 <Jerus> 5ft south, swing again.
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19:26 <Jerus> @pa
19:26 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=19] 30; damage: [1d12=8] 23
19:48 * Jerus checks the business end of his hamer.
19:52 <Jerus> hammer even
19:54 * Kalara reloads a scroll of shield into her spring loaded wrist sheathe
19:57 * Kalara looks at her scimitar
20:02 <Worth> "I really don't like this place already. I just got this sword made for me."
20:12 <Jerus> "See? This museum's trouble. Keep an eye out for lizards too.."
20:34 <Jerus> "I know how ya feel. M'hammers custom. I asked for a bit more weight on the head. Shall we go on?"
20:42 <Worth> "Can do"
20:51 <Kalara> Search the room?
20:55 <Kalara> detect magic on it
21:16 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Skill - Appraise
21:16 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Appraise: [1d20=9] 11
21:20 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
21:20 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=10] 17
21:27 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 untrained appraise
21:27 <diebot> Kalara, untrained appraise: [1d20=19] 22
21:31 <Jerus> There any scrolls in that stuff on the east wall?
21:36 <Kalara> search the room
21:41 <Kalara> then do the grabbit thing
21:43 <Jerus> "Thats a damn big rock, ain't it?"
21:57 <Worth> "I say!"
21:59 <Kalara> "Id rather my rocks not attack me"
22:22 <Jerus> "Man... You got some nerve, tryin' to bite that thing.."
22:26 * Jerus chuckles.
22:30 <Jerus> "Lets go."
22:34 * Jerus heads for the far door.
22:38 * Worth gives you a toothy grin.
22:40 <Kalara> any dwarf corpses around?
22:50 <Jerus> open sesame!
22:54 <Kalara> "Why do I seem to be stuck with yet another bunch of lunatics who left their brains at home?"
23:04 <Jerus> "What'd I do?"
23:09 <Worth> "The spirit only lasts as long as I'm focused. "
23:23 <Avatar> This musty storeroom is filled with boxes and crates stacked in disorganized piles, some only a few boxes high and others reaching all the way to the ceiling. Small puddles stand on the floor, and the occasional drip of water echoes in the darkness.
23:24 <Kalara> "Being too cheerful for my taste"
23:29 <Kalara> Dig dig dig
23:31 <Kalara> yeah lets do it :D
23:33 <Jerus> "We ought to tell Nigel hes got a leak."
23:37 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
23:38 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=8] 13
23:41 <Kalara> any documents?
23:42 <Kalara> paws?
23:57 <Kalara> journals, maps?
24:15 <Avatar> A single unlit oil lamp hangs from a bracket to the right of the northern door. A wooden sign on a door in the western wall is marked “Scriptorium—Quiet Please.” Concealed behind a stack of cartons to the south is another door, labeled with a small sign reading “Archives—Private.” 
24:16 <Jerus> "Ah, scriptorium. Thats where they keep the papers and such, right?"
24:22 <Kalara> "Id like to have a look at the achives and scriptorium"
24:26 <Kalara> "I have some documents to look for"
24:33 <Jerus> "Me too."
24:43 <Worth> "that sounds as good as place as any to start."
24:44 * Jerus lights the lamp, if it has oil.
24:59 <Jerus> Anything else interesting in here, without a huge search?
25:00 <Jerus> @perc
25:01 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=7] 12
25:09 <Jerus> ...maybe someone else should look.
25:10 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
25:11 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=11] 11
25:15 * Kalara looks
25:21 <Kalara> (times like this..xyn..)
25:28 <Jerus> "Did you guys see that beetle?"
25:32 <Kalara> "I sure as hell hope this thing wont be eating my weapon"
25:39 * Kalara draws cold iron morningstar
25:41 <Jerus> @init
25:41 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
25:44 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
25:45 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=6] 8
25:50 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 init
25:51 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=13] 13
25:53 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 Init
25:53 <dicebot> Parney, Init: [1d20=4] 6
25:55 <Kalara> sorry acutaly shoudl be a +2
25:57 <Kalara> forgot.
26:01 <Kalara> so Im at 15 anwyay
26:33 <Kalara> none
26:34 <Kalara> anyway
26:45 <Kalara> I think we get to do saves
26:55 <Kalara> shield wore out so my ac is down to 16
27:04 <Kalara> 10 rounds
27:05 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
27:06 <Kalara> of combat
27:07 <Kalara> it has
27:22 <Jerus> Its already in range, how convinient.
27:26 <Jerus> Hit it until it dies!
27:28 <Jerus> @pa
27:28 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=14] 25; damage: [1d12=5] 20
28:07 <Kalara> (that wasnt my fault..!)
28:17 <Kalara> (I had about as high knowledge nature as I could get..!)
28:32 <Kalara> no knowledge nature
28:41 <Kalara> (gimme a break Im level 1)
28:58 <Kalara> (gimme lv 3 and Ill have lots of knowledge)
29:36 <Jerus> lucerne hammer
30:04 <Kalara> flat footed ac is 14
30:04 <Kalara> k
30:13 <Kalara> I havent had my turn yet so Ithink flat footd is right
30:14 <Avatar> !roll 1d20+5
30:14 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
30:36 <Kalara> hammer it 2 handed with morningstar
30:39 <Kalara> no enchantments
30:46 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 to hit wiht hammer
30:47 <diebot> Kalara, to hit wiht hammer: [1d20=19] 22
30:56 <Kalara> !throw 1d8+4 damage
30:57 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d8=8] 12
31:08 <Kalara> sure. but not when things are eating my scimitar up..
31:17 <Kalara> besides I dont have the usual magus trademarks
31:30 <Kalara> (and cold iron has more durrability)
31:37 * Worth looks where th eplant came form.
31:39 <Jerus> "Statues, plants.. any idea whats next?"
31:40 <Kalara> (I think Ill stick wiht cold iron morningstar for rest of scenario
31:44 <Kalara> "Something not nice"
31:51 <Kalara> "Im betting gargoyles"
31:56 <Worth> "Looking forward to some dinosaurs"
32:00 <Kalara> "North?"
32:18 <Jerus> "With our luck, you'll be right. Only it'll be as big as that one we passed.
32:37 <Kalara> can
32:40 * Jerus straps his hammer to his back, pulling out his cold iron guisarme instead.
32:42 <Kalara> I hate being ambushed anyway
32:50 <Worth> Longsword out
32:58 * Kalara draws her cold iron morningstar
33:03 <Jerus> "Can't have em wreck my hammer anymore."
33:57 <Avatar> This dark, vaulted chamber serves as a scriptorium, where texts from the archives next door may be read or copied at leisure. Bare wooden shelves, empty except for some extra writing supplies (sheets of parchment, bottles of ink, and quills), line the eastern wall, and three desks with high stools stand in the center of the room between six columns. A small sign on the southern door reads 
33:57 <Avatar> “Archives—Private.”
34:06 <Jerus> "Lit up guisarme? Nice trick, I like it."
34:34 * Worth looks at what is on the desks
34:45 * Kalara also looks
34:50 <Kalara> Documents anywhere?
34:53 <Kalara> Journals? Maps?
34:53 * Jerus walks in to have a look.
35:04 <Jerus> "Just watch. SOmethin's gonna pop out and try to eat me in just a second."
35:15 * Kalara takes the ink bottles and quilpens
35:39 <Worth> !throw 1d20+6 Skill - Linguistics
35:40 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Linguistics: [1d20=14] 20
35:59 <Kalara> "What the hell is that?"
36:03 <Worth> I relay this to the party
36:08 <Avatar> The two northern desks each contain small, empty candelabra, two bottles of dried ink, and old quill pens. The southern desk has been used more recently—the candelabrum holds the stubs of half-burnt candles, the ink bottles are still wet, and fresh ink stains the quill pens. A handful of books and scrolls, treatises on the solar system and the empty space beyond, lie open on the desk. Underlined 
36:08 <Avatar> passages and marginalia written in Osiriani 
36:08 <Avatar> refer to the “the Dark Tapestry” and the “Dominions of the Black,” as well as something called the “Gate of Beyond,” a 
36:08 <Avatar> long-lost portal to these otherworldly realms. References to an ancient aberrant sorcerer named Kubburum Ishme-
36:08 <Avatar> dagan and the mad wizard Ralzeros the Overwatched are also highlighted. 
36:13 <Jerus> "You actually read that.. whatever that is?"
36:18 <Jerus> "Huh."
36:19 <Kalara> "Looks interesting"
36:20 <Worth> Only roughly
36:26 * Kalara asks for translation from worth
36:29 <Worth> "Only roughly. I'm good with words."
36:41 <Kalara> "Thats useful enough. Maybe not all of us left our brains at home"
36:42 * Worth reads it off.
36:44 <Kalara> what kind of body
37:06 * Kalara looks at the body and looks for maps
37:11 <Jerus> "Not all that fresh, is it?"
37:19 <Kalara> should have a spined shield?
37:21 <Worth> "Rest in peice."
37:28 <Avatar> no shield
37:36 <Kalara> its peace lolz
37:39 * Kalara shrugs
37:43 <Worth> Nope
37:46 <Worth> I know what I said
37:54 <Kalara> "As long as it isnt rising to hit me Im happy"
38:14 <Kalara> "Check the right room?"
38:20 <Jerus> "Reckon thats the lady Blakros?"
38:30 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
38:30 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=8] 13
38:31 <Kalara> "Cant tell from this mess"
38:44 * Jerus takes a look at the scrolls too, looking for something.
38:49 <Kalara> nope
38:53 <Jerus> @perc
38:53 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=12] 17
38:57 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
38:58 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=19] 24
38:58 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
38:59 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=14] 14
39:22 <Jerus> "None of us gettin' beat up so far, right?"
39:38 <Kalara> "Nothing on me"
39:44 <Worth> "No, been nice and easy. You do well with what you have Jerus."
39:53 <Jerus> "So.. The door that says keep out. Thats the more interestin' one, ain't it?"
40:08 <Kalara> "All I care is we find the lady, I get my documents, and a map that is on a spined shield"
40:18 <Kalara> "If you do see any of these 3 things, please tell me"
40:19 <Jerus> "Thankya. Guess m'hammerin' arm ain't so bad after all.
40:28 <Worth> "I'd think so. ALthough I say we clear the place so there's nothing to bite us in the back."
40:36 <Kalara> "Yeah you seem to be pretty good at it"
40:58 <Kalara> (you need to take a leaf out of my book)
41:00 <Kalara> (lol)
41:05 <Kalara> (I have all kinds of weapons on me)
41:08 <Jerus> "I'm lookin' for some papers too. Fair enough, we'll cover our backsides first."
42:26 <Kalara> k baking my lunch :D
43:11 <Jerus> "Oh. Statues. Lovely." (Whispering)
43:17 <Kalara> "Maybe we should burn the cobwebs?"
43:32 * Worth nods 
43:54 <Avatar> The doors open onto a vast hall draped in shadowy cobwebs and filled with haphazardly placed statues. The air is heavy with dust. Any noise echoes hollowly among the f igures, some swathed in thick coverings like misshapen beasts, others bare and uncovered, all coated in a thick layer of dust. Leering visages loom out of the darkness, fearsome wooden and stone faces carved in grimaces and scowls.
43:57 <Jerus> "Only in a museum, you get a whole room of statues.."
44:11 <Kalara> "We dont want the cobwebs hampering us do we?"
44:15 <Jerus> "Lets go in, have a look?"
44:50 * Jerus pokes ahead with his guisarme, clearing out the webs.
44:52 <Jerus> @perc
44:52 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
44:53 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=7] 12
44:53 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=11] 16
45:04 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
45:04 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=10] 10
45:15 <Jerus> "If any of you statues are itchin' for a fight, now's the time."
45:23 * Kalara sighs
45:31 <Parney> !roll 1d20+3 Perception
45:31 <dicebot> Parney, Perception: [1d20=18] 21
45:50 <Kalara> "Not again"
46:25 <Jerus> "See?
46:26 <Jerus> @init
46:26 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
46:32 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 Init
46:32 <dicebot> Parney, Init: [1d20=9] 11
46:37 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
46:37 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=10] 12
46:47 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
46:47 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=3] 5
46:51 <Kalara> k Im screwed :D
46:55 <Worth> :D
47:11 <Worth> .:Huggles the Mur:. baibai'
47:21 <Avatar> !rng kalara worth
47:21 <diebot> Avatar, kalara
47:34 <Kalara> nah Im a little tougher then you think I am..:P
47:36 <Kalara> we'll see..
47:47 <Avatar> !rng kalara worth
47:47 <diebot> Avatar, kalara
47:48 <diebot> Avatar, worth
47:57 <Kalara> thats a lot of attacks..
48:00 <Kalara> cool
48:05 <Kalara> I luv claw bite bite..
48:09 <Kalara> sorry bite claw claw
48:11 <Kalara> :D
48:12 <Kalara> so familiar..
48:17 <Kalara> 14 foatfooted
48:19 <Kalara> flat
48:21 <Kalara> :D
48:35 <Kalara> (why one must wear a chainshirt..)
48:55 <Avatar> one claw hits Kalara, one misses, and the bite hits Worth
49:01 <Kalara> roll damage
49:09 <Avatar> Kalara takes 7 damages
49:13 <Avatar> Worth takes 6 damage
49:20 * Kalara winces
49:35 <Kalara> wow thats a lot
49:38 <Kalara> not enough to drop me :P
49:41 <Kalara> but yeah..
49:56 <Jerus> delay
50:07 <Jerus> until theres some space
50:09 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn
50:18 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 1d8+10 Longsword
50:18 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=15] 20; Longsword: [1d8=8] 18
50:26 <Worth> !throw 1d20 Attack; 1d4+1 Bite Attack
50:26 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=16] 16; Bite Attack: [1d4=1] 2
51:06 <Kalara> Biting, percing, and slashing
51:07 <Kalara> all 3
51:10 <Kalara> acutally, Im an expert at this..
51:21 <Kalara> (I have teeth in another life..)
52:10 <Kalara> 1d6..
52:15 <Parney> !roll 1d6
52:16 <dicebot> Parney, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
52:38 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
53:15 <Kalara> full action withdraw
53:23 <Kalara> T9
53:33 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
53:48 <Jerus> SW, W to get in range, and trip it, just for variety.
54:01 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+12 trip
54:01 <dicebot> Jerus, trip: [1d20=1] 13
54:37 <Avatar> !rng parney jerus worth
54:37 <diebot> Avatar, parney
54:39 <Avatar> !rng parney jerus worth
54:39 <diebot> Avatar, jerus
54:40 <Avatar> !rng parney jerus worth
54:40 <diebot> Avatar, parney
54:53 <Kalara> "Get out of there Parney"
55:36 <Kalara> I think someones going to end up on the ground
55:36 <Kalara> lol
55:47 <Avatar> Parney takes 13 damage
56:17 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
56:25 <Kalara> I know
56:31 <Kalara> can I drag him out of hte wya?
56:42 <Kalara> 16 str here
57:06 <Kalara> pull him to U8
57:07 <Kalara> if possible
57:34 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
57:50 <Jerus> drop my ineffective guisarme, and take out my heavy flail.
57:53 <Jerus> flail at it!
58:13 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+10 attack; 1d10+15 damage
58:14 <dicebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=15] 25; damage: [1d10=5] 20
58:45 <Worth> "Damnit, How's he look?"
58:46 <Jerus> "knew there was a reason I didn't sell this thing.."
59:00 <Jerus> "Yeah, hows Parney? I got a potion we can pour into 'im.."
59:33 * Jerus offers out a potion to Kalara. "Here, down the hatch."
59:41 * Worth searches the statue rubble while they revive Parney
59:56 * Kalara gives Parney the potion of CLW
00:17 <Kalara> cons modifier though
00:19 <Kalara> if u got any
00:32 <Avatar> 1d20+con-3
00:54 <Parney> !roll 1d20-2 
00:55 <dicebot> Parney, 1d20-2: [1d20=7] 5
01:01 <Kalara> -4 hp
01:06 <Kalara> full round action pot..
01:11 <Kalara> !throw 1d8+1
01:12 <diebot> Kalara, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
01:14 <Kalara> k
01:16 <Kalara>  that fixed it
01:16 <Jerus> "I think he said hes got one too, if we need it.."
01:21 <Kalara> "yes he did"
01:29 <Avatar> Parney wakes up
01:35 * Parney stumbles up, "What happened?"
01:41 <Jerus> "How ya feelin, mate? Took a chunk out of ya, he did."
01:51 <Kalara> (you have a concerned human female with white hair right on top of you)
01:57 <Kalara> (If you want to RP it.. go ahead.. lol)
01:59 <Jerus> "I got a wand you can have a use of."
02:10 <Kalara> "I did tell you to get out of the way"
02:44 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
02:45 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=4] 4
03:19 <Worth> "Well thank you again Parney, Think you migth need a bit more patching up though."
03:25 * Jerus collects his weaponry, putting the flail back in his belt and the guisarme back in hand.
03:30 <Jerus> "I'm bettin' the next enemy'll be somethin' we can slash at. I mean, it can't be all statues, right?"
03:47 <Jerus> "Or I guess I could try biting it.."
04:03 <Kalara> "Thanks"
04:17 <Parney> "Thanks everyone, much appreciated"
04:29 <Kalara> (you can use the CLW wands on you..)
04:34 <Kalara> ( you probably might want to..)
04:40 <Kalara> (ill live with my hp as it is)
04:42 <Worth> "I'd suggest biting back. ALways feels good."
04:46 <Kalara> (at least I get out of the way better then you do..)
04:55 <Jerus> "Don't feel too bad. I used to fall down alot when I was green too."
05:06 <Kalara> Search everything
05:42 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
05:42 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=6] 6
05:50 * Kalara stands up straight
05:53 <Kalara> "Wow that felt good"
06:12 <Jerus> "Yeah, lets have us a look now. Still reckon the next one's a dinosaur?"
06:23 <Worth> "It's where my plat is."
06:30 <Kalara> (ahhh...its a nice way to be reminded Im mortal..)
06:46 * Kalara grabs it
06:49 <Kalara> lol itchy fingers..
06:50 <Worth> xD
06:52 <Jerus> "Whats that thing? Somethin' magic?"
07:00 <Kalara> detect magic on the thing AFTER I grabbed it
07:03 <Kalara> heh
07:15 <Kalara> but its okay. some grabby people never leran their lessons
07:16 <Kalara> yeah
07:46 <Kalara> too bad :D
07:55 <Kalara> It isnt hte first time Ive screwed myself anyway..
08:20 <Jerus> "Anything else ya want to grab, or we movin' on?"
08:25 <Kalara> "All right, Im holding on to this till we find out who it belongs to
08:33 <Jerus> "Swear I was aimin' for the legs.."
08:48 <Worth> "I might take one of these statues as a dance partner. They seem to move rather well."
08:57 * Kalara looks at the shield
09:00 <Kalara> "oooh"
09:04 <Kalara> time to start..scribing
09:27 <Kalara> enclosed charcoal
09:30 * Worth takes it up and starts strapping it on
09:31 <Kalara> and parchment
09:39 <Kalara> "No! I need something in there!"
09:53 <Kalara> enclosed charocal
09:56 <Kalara> and make a rubbing of hte map
10:04 <Kalara> I was given enclosed charcoal and parchment
10:20 <Kalara> "Guidance please"
10:50 <Kalara> I have mage hand memnmed
10:54 <Kalara> if thats any use..
10:55 <Kalara> lol
11:04 <Kalara> can I take 10?
11:06 <Kalara> :)
11:07 <Kalara> or 20
11:08 <Kalara> :P
11:11 <Kalara> the not in battle rules..
11:15 <Kalara> hrm
11:18 <Kalara> Ill roll normally then
11:23 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 dex
11:23 <diebot> Kalara, dex: [1d20=19] 21
28:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
28:00 <***> Playback Complete.
28:34 <***> Buffer Playback...
28:34 <***> Playback Complete.
28:36 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
28:53 * Jerus smashes it, or tries to.
29:17 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+10 attack; 1d10+15 damage slashing
29:17 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=10] 20; damage slashing: [1d10=1] 16
29:44 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn
30:03 <Worth> e11
30:43 <Worth> !throw 1d20+7 Attack; 1d8+10 Longsword
30:43 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=18] 25; Longsword: [1d8=8] 18
31:54 <Worth> T_T
32:07 <Jerus> "Huh. Is it done?"
32:20 <Kalara> "I certainly hope so"
32:20 <Worth> "It's a plant. Burn it to be sure."
32:24 <Kalara> "Nice going in there"
32:26 * Jerus stands there, weapon raises, ready to give it one more just in case."
32:35 <Kalara> move to E11
32:38 <Kalara> and use torch on the fungus
33:03 <Parney> <- Making sure a bolt is loaded.
33:07 <Jerus> "Wait. You sure fire's a good idea here?"
33:14 <Worth> "Nope"
33:17 <Kalara> "Just keep it in control - we have our water skins?"
33:20 <Jerus> "Ain't this where they keep all the papers and books and such?"
33:27 <Kalara> "Id hate one of these things to rise and bother us again"
33:31 <Worth> "Sure do"
33:37 <Jerus> "Lets atleast drag it away from the shelves first."
33:47 <Kalara> "That does make sense
33:54 <Jerus> "I mean, I'm just a soldier, but I'm a soldier who doesn't like setting buildings I'm in on fire."
34:07 <Worth> "That's what I figure. Sure you don't want to go for drinks after this? We have so much in common."
34:13 <Kalara> Bring thing at D11
34:18 * Worth says that in a obviously joking manner
34:25 <Kalara> to B 16
34:28 <Kalara> and burn it
34:41 <Kalara> oh thata nice spot
34:47 <Kalara> put the fungus there too
34:48 <Kalara> and burn it
35:29 <Kalara> k..
35:31 <Kalara> lol
35:33 <Kalara> just burn it
35:41 * Worth stares at Jerus a bit before softly asking "Does the circumference of the moon dream of rain and fish?"
35:43 <Jerus> "So Worth, ya reckon we can impress the lady with our skill at arms?"
35:52 <Jerus> "huh?"
35:57 <Kalara> "Id say you guys are doing pretty well at it"
36:04 <Worth> "Nothing just an odd question."
36:06 <Kalara> "Id leave the monsters to people who are better then I am at it anyway"
36:06 <Jerus> "Circumfrence. Ain't that how big around somethin' is?"
36:47 <Worth> "Yes..."
36:48 <Kalara> "Probably doenst sound too handy - that piece of knowledge"
37:14 <Kalara> "Hrmm"
37:17 <Kalara> "Gentlemen first"
37:24 * Kalara says it sarcastically
37:28 * Jerus looks around for scrolls, asking for help on the ones he can't read.
37:33 <Worth> "Gladly my lady..."
37:49 <Kalara> "Hrmm..acid?"
37:55 * Kalara ponders at her acid flask..
38:41 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5
38:42 <diebot> Worth, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
38:54 <Jerus> "Step aside, lemme see.."
38:56 <Kalara> !roll 1d20+3 strength check aid
38:56 <dicebot> Kalara, strength check aid: [1d20=17] 20
39:02 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 strench check the door
39:03 <diebot> Jerus, strench check the door: [1d20=11] 17
39:22 <Jerus> "I am still lookin' for some papers though."
39:25 <Kalara> "Same"
39:28 <Kalara> "Light?"
39:38 <Kalara> okay
39:43 <Kalara> take 10 on first one
39:47 * Worth pulls out a cloth and covers his mouth and nose with it to block the smell
39:52 <Kalara> and see how far we go down
39:54 <Kalara> any smell?
40:10 <Kalara> "Should we tie a rope to ourselves?"
40:14 <Kalara> "It doesnt look too safe going"
40:22 <Worth> "hey Jerus erremember that rope?"
40:50 <Kalara> (he carries rope)
40:50 <Kalara> (dont worry bout it..)
40:50 <Jerus> "Yeah, I got it."
40:50 <Kalara> Ill do the same
40:50 <Kalara> with my own rope
41:06 <Kalara> if we dont find papers then nevermind keep movin down
41:18 <Worth> !throw 1d20+6 Skill - Climb
41:18 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Climb: [1d20=11] 17
41:24 <Kalara> Ill stay at the last
41:34 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 climb untrained with acp on
41:35 <diebot> Kalara, climb untrained with acp on: [1d20=20] 22
41:37 <Jerus> "Worth, you can't just run on down and try to take the Lady for yourself!
41:38 <Kalara> later..
41:50 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 climb
41:50 <diebot> Jerus, climb: [1d20=19] 26
42:01 <Parney> !roll 1d20-5 Climb
42:02 <dicebot> Parney, Climb: [1d20=18] 13
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42:48 <Kalara> (Im acutally nervous around this...)
42:50 <Kalara> lol mek youre fking late
42:56 <Worth> (( hey look it's that guy!))
43:01 <Jerus> "If this Lady Blakros is at all interested in any of us, we'll settle it like men."
43:01 <Kalara> We already are halfway through the scenario!
43:03 * Jerus nods.
43:13 * Kalara sighs
43:19 <Kalara> "What is it about guys and..
43:30 <Kalara> Ill stand back
43:32 <Kalara> jerus can take point
43:54 <Jerus> "Really, I'm just curious if shes anything like what they say."
44:01 <Kalara> "Before you open any doors - I suggest you listen at the doors"
44:28 <Avatar> The shaft deposits you in an alcove at the far end of an antechamber, free of the riotous growths of fungi and mold that choke the shaft and archives above. The simple, clean lines of the basement’s basalt walls give way here to a disturbing, organic style of architecture that makes it seem like you are walking through the gullet of some monstrous behemoth. At the far end of the hall, a large, 
44:29 <Avatar> ornate arch that looks disconcertingly like the beast’s toothed maw stands in the wall, covered by a heavy black curtain with sickly green light from the chamber beyond shining around the edges.
44:30 <Worth> "Well you see Kalara... When a man has a sword he likes to put it in things."
44:47 <Kalara> "I dont think every guys functions that way"
44:55 <Worth> "It's just the way nature made us."
44:58 <Kalara> "I certainly didnt see any of my brothers behaving like bitches in the heat"
45:24 <Jerus> "Its more for the fun of conversation than anything else."
45:24 <Worth> "Bitches in heat? Whoa whoa whoa... I think you're misreading the situation."
45:37 * Kalara sighs again
45:46 <Worth> "What Jerus said. A friendly joke"
45:49 * Jerus investigates the box, prodding it with his weapon first.
45:57 <Kalara> DETECT MAGIC YOU NUBS!
46:18 <Kalara> detect magic sweep the whole area
46:25 <Kalara> mage hand open the chest
46:28 <Kalara> that I can do it too
47:23 <Kalara> "Sounds something doesnt really like us"
47:44 <Kalara> mage hand open the box?
47:47 <Jerus> "What in the world was that?"
48:04 <Worth> "I'd have to agree..."
48:11 <Kalara> (pandora..?)
48:46 <Kalara> "Oh screw it"
48:47 <Jerus> @init
48:48 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
48:51 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
48:52 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=17] 19
48:55 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
48:55 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=17] 19
48:56 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 Initiative
48:56 <dicebot> Parney, Initiative: [1d20=10] 12
49:08 <Kalara> "I have 5 flasks of acid on me!"
49:08 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
49:09 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=20] 22
49:13 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
49:13 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=16] 18
49:19 <Worth> "Toss me a few!"
49:28 <Kalara> "Take it out of my belt pouch!"
49:41 <Parney> I do as well, but will take me some time to pull them out of my backpack.
49:52 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
49:58 <Kalara> (I sure as hell hope you...did..)
50:05 <Kalara> cant I think
50:19 <Kalara> I TOLD you to bring those stuffs...
50:22 <Kalara> but did you guys listen? No :P
50:23 <Kalara> lolz
50:30 <Kalara> Im like the only one who...
50:32 <Kalara> brings swarm stuff
51:05 <Jerus> um. delay.
51:08 <Worth> I'm goign to have to
51:14 <Kalara> move to me and grab my stuff
51:20 <Worth> ...
51:28 <Worth> Giggity
51:53 <Avatar> Jerus takes 1 damage
51:57 <Kalara> saves?
52:02 <Jerus> @fort
52:02 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=2] 9
52:25 <Avatar> Jerus takes 2 str damage
52:45 <Kalara> ya
52:59 <Avatar> Jerus is nauseated
53:02 <Avatar> ??nauseated
53:08 <Kalara> can only take move actions
53:09 <Avatar> <?nauseated
53:09 <diebot> Creatures with the nauseated condition experience stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do anything else requiring attention. The only action such a character can take is a single move actions per turn.
53:10 * Parney puts away his crossbow and pulls out some acid flasks
53:21 <Kalara> "Take it out from my belt pouch!"
53:30 <exBoomerET> Sorry, didn't mean to hit enter.
53:37 <Kalara> I have 5 acid flasks
53:45 <Kalara> take about 2 or so?
53:54 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn
53:57 <Worth> I take 2 flasks of acid
53:58 <Jerus> "Get this stuff off me! And tell me when to get out!"
54:00 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
54:09 <Kalara> trhow at F6 acid flask
54:15 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 dex
54:16 <diebot> Kalara, dex: [1d20=15] 17
54:27 <Kalara> !throw 1d6 damage
54:28 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=6] 6
54:35 <Kalara> 9 damage if its hte 50% rolls?
54:42 <Kalara> 150%
54:44 <Kalara> there is some rule about swarms and..
54:47 <Kalara> swarms take extra
54:54 <Kalara> there is a rule about it
55:18 <Kalara> A swarm is immune to any spell or effect that targets a specific number of creatures (including single-target spells such as disintegrate), with the exception of mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, morale effects, patterns, and phantasms) if the swarm has an Intelligence score and a hive mind. A swarm takes half again as much damage (+50%) from spells or effects that affect an area, such 
55:19 <Kalara> as splash weapons and many evocation spells.
55:55 <Avatar> it's Parney's turn
56:07 <Kalara> throw the flask?
56:32 <Parney> !roll 1d20 AcidFlask2_F5
56:33 <dicebot> Parney, AcidFlask2_F5: [1d20=6] 6
56:53 <Kalara> 1 splash damage Ithink
57:19 <Kalara> colleteral damage
57:26 <Kalara> I was once in the way of a lightning bolt..
57:29 <Jerus> @fort
57:30 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=6] 13
57:32 <Worth> I'm joking xD
57:37 <Worth> Ouch~
57:46 <Kalara> "Can you help him in any way Parney?"
57:46 <Worth> Lighting bolts to the face just aren't cool
57:48 <Kalara> "Youre the healer"
57:55 <Kalara> (allowed it back then)
58:02 <Kalara> (I trold them do what had tobe done..)
58:12 <Worth> (lol))
58:13 <Jerus> @fort
58:14 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=14] 21
58:17 <Parney> "I'd love to help"
58:22 <Kalara> str damage?
58:26 <Kalara> still around?
58:28 <Kalara> k
58:34 <Kalara> whats in the chest?
58:36 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
58:36 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=1] 1
58:40 <Parney> Jeesh
58:50 <Kalara> lol how many channels od you have
59:11 <Jerus> 32/39
59:20 <Kalara> wow how the fk
59:21 <Kalara> do you..
59:23 <Kalara> have so many
59:23 <Kalara> ah okay
59:25 <Kalara> taht works
59:36 <Jerus> "I think I'm already to go on for now. Feeling a bit weak though."
59:38 <Kalara> whats in the box?
00:02 * Worth hands back the flasks wordlessly with a smile.
00:12 <Kalara> "Thanks"
00:44 <Worth> "Well this is great."
00:52 <Kalara> Whats in the chest?
01:20 <Jerus> "Huh?"
01:33 <Worth> "That's not one of my best ideas!"
01:44 <Kalara> "Proceed then?"
01:51 <Jerus> "Guess so."
01:57 <Kalara> "Someone take point"
02:03 <Jerus> "I will."
02:26 <Jerus> "Even hurt, think I'm still tougher'n the rest of ya."
02:44 <Kalara> "Youre the one covered with all the metal anyway"
02:49 <Jerus> "Mhm."
03:48 <Kalara> a cleric with a light spell yeah
03:52 <Avatar> The walls and ceiling of this chamber bulge outward, continuing the grotesque architectural style of the antechamber, as if you were standing in the leviathan’s stomach. Queer, glowing nodules protrude from the walls at seemingly random intervals, bathing the room in their sickly green glow. A tall, free-standing, almost organic-looking archway carved from a strange, glowing blue-green stone 
03:52 <Avatar> stands atop a low dais in a wide alcove at the far end of the chamber. The center of the arch is empty, revealing the wall behind it, but the space occasionally flickers with curtains of starry darkness, as if somewhere else lies just beyond the portal. A susurrus of ghostly whispers seem to issue from the gate, their language and meaning unclear, but fraught with a sense of wrongness.
04:34 <Kalara> detect magic
04:37 <Kalara> on the portal
04:52 <Kalara> what kind of magic
05:02 <Jerus> "Not my sort of problem. What do you do with this kinda thing?"
05:11 <Worth> "Oh Saranrea... What nightmare are wabout to walk into."
05:17 <Kalara> "I dont know..Im not that powerful a spellcaster"
05:24 <Kalara> whats that thing
05:30 <Kalara> dont tell me Im the only person who can acutally..touch that thing
05:30 <Kalara> lol
05:39 <Kalara> (might be possible though)
06:07 <Kalara> what are those 2 red blibs
06:09 <Jerus> @init
06:10 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
06:15 <Worth> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
06:15 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
06:16 <diebot> Worth, Initiative: [1d20=13] 15
06:16 <diebot> Kalara, initiative: [1d20=6] 8
06:17 <Parney> !roll 1d20+2 Initiative
06:18 <dicebot> Parney, Initiative: [1d20=10] 12
06:50 <Kalara> the woman?
06:59 <Worth> yep
08:20 <Parney> !roll 1d20 Knowledge
08:21 <dicebot> Parney, Knowledge: [1d20=16] 16
08:25 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+1 untrained knowledge religion
08:25 <diebot> Jerus, untrained knowledge religion: [1d20=3] 4
08:43 <Avatar> it's Worth's turn
09:00 <Worth> Q4
09:12 <Worth> rage
09:13 <Kalara> is the grey targe thostile?
09:24 <Worth> !throw 1d20+7 Attack; 2d6+10 Powerattack Greatsword
09:24 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=15] 22; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=3,3] 16
10:38 <Kalara> if shes casting
10:40 <Kalara> I want to see spellcraft
10:47 <Kalara> as in I will see what she is doing
10:49 <Kalara> or try to
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11:58 <Jerus> charge, swing non-lethal.
12:11 <Jerus> sort out whether or not shes hostile after.
12:30 <Kalara> I want to see it
12:34 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
12:34 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=11] 18
12:48 <Kalara> urm
12:52 <Kalara> its not going to work too well on HIM..
12:53 <Kalara> lol
12:58 <Jerus> @will
12:58 <Kalara> worse case he gets stunned..
12:58 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=20] 20
13:03 <Kalara> doesnt matter anyway
13:17 <Kalara> -4 for non lethal
13:20 <Kalara> you nubtard :D
13:26 <Kalara> yeah remember to add that one in
13:28 <Kalara> (snicker)
13:36 <Jerus> !roll 1d20+10-1+2-4
13:37 <dicebot> Jerus, 1d20+10-1+2-4: [1d20=19] 26
14:06 <Jerus> !throw 2d4+13
14:06 <diebot> Jerus, 2d4+13: [2d4=4,3] 20
14:33 <Worth> :D
14:42 <Avatar> it's Kalara's turn
14:50 <Kalara> charge to T8, ehance weapon and hit
15:00 <Jerus> lethal?
15:02 <Kalara> T7
15:03 <Kalara> lethal
15:06 <Kalara> figures we can sort it out later
15:10 <Worth> lol
15:15 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+6
15:15 <diebot> Kalara, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
15:19 <Kalara> not a crit
15:21 <Kalara> since Im using morningstar
15:26 <Avatar> roll damage
15:28 <Kalara> !throw 1d8+4 damage
15:28 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d8=5] 9
15:34 <Kalara> 2 handed of course
15:44 <Kalara> "Hrmm. matter settled?"
15:48 <Worth> "Well then"
16:17 <Kalara> start chopping the cords
16:21 <Jerus> "Huh. Uh. Whats that thing? How do we fix it?"
16:35 <Worth> "I'll take this if you don't mind
16:45 <Kalara> "You have ideas on how to proceed?"
16:46 * Worth picks up the cylinder
17:16 <Worth> "Let's get chpping
17:28 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
17:28 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=17] 22; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=6,4] 17
17:44 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d8+5 damage
17:44 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=15] 19; damage: [1d8=3] 8
17:54 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+9 chop cords; 2d4+13
17:54 <diebot> Jerus, chop cords: [1d20=2] 11; 2d4+13: [2d4=4,4] 21
18:18 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+9 chop cords; 2d4+13
18:18 <diebot> Jerus, chop cords: [1d20=2] 11; 2d4+13: [2d4=1,3] 17
18:19 <Kalara> keep hacking away
18:21 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
18:21 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=5] 10; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=2,6] 15
18:31 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d8+5 damage
18:31 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=16] 20; damage: [1d8=8] 13
18:45 <Kalara> can haul her off now right?
18:56 <Jerus> "Lets drag her away from this thing and try waking her up?"
19:00 * Worth looks around for an journals or things of the like.
19:01 <Kalara> is there anything in the cylinder?
19:07 * Kalara is also looking around for journals and documents
19:14 <Kalara> can or cant?
19:15 <Worth>  !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
19:31 <Avatar> can't
19:33 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Perception
19:33 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Perception: [1d20=7] 12
19:40 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
19:40 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=6] 6
19:44 <Jerus> Move the Lady to M6.
20:02 <Jerus> "Parney, could you get her up?"
20:02 * Parney looks for any spell scrolls, wands on the chick.
20:11 <Kalara> whose wand
20:14 <Parney> "I can certainly try"
20:15 <Kalara> mine or jerus's?
20:20 <Kalara> either will do fine
20:22 <Jerus> "I'll stay with her and conk her again if shes still giving trouble. Use mine."
20:52 <Parney> "Let's search her first before we revive her."
21:07 <Kalara> "What would happen if you threw the cylinder into the portal?"
21:08 <Worth> "I think we have to go through guys."
21:09 * Kalara ponders
21:10 <Jerus> "Wise man. Lets."
21:17 <Kalara> "I think we should talk to her first?"
21:19 <Jerus> "Ya think so? Why?"
21:21 <Kalara> "We can tie her up?"
21:22 <Worth> "No, I'm to bring this back."
21:23 * Jerus searches the lady.
21:30 <Kalara> "She might have some information about the portal"
21:35 <Worth> "It's valuable to the right people."
21:40 <Jerus> "Back where? To Absalom or.. in there?"
21:55 <Kalara> "Ive yet to see a spell caster cast anything while hogtied"
22:02 <Kalara> "Should we decide to question the lady here"
22:03 <Worth> "Absalom"
22:15 <Kalara> "Give it to her?"
22:21 <Kalara> but first tie her up
22:25 * Jerus hands the wand to Kalara.
22:30 <Kalara> identify wand
22:34 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
22:35 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=9] 16
22:53 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft on scroll
22:53 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft on scroll: [1d20=8] 15
23:01 <Kalara> what language is that scroll in?
23:03 <Kalara> can we read it?
23:09 * Jerus takes all the weapons away, putting them atleast ten feet from her, if noone else takes them.
23:17 <Jerus> "Can I see that scroll?"
23:20 * Kalara ties the lady up
23:23 * Kalara gives jerus the scroll
23:29 <Kalara> "I still havent found my documents yet"
23:34 * Jerus takes a look and nots, putting it in his pack.
23:38 <Worth> "Nor have I"
24:11 <Kalara> I dont have read magic on me haha
24:16 <Kalara> detect magic yes
24:18 <Kalara> not read magic
24:29 <Kalara> no matter..
24:36 <Worth> !throw 1d20+6 Skill - Linguistics
24:36 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Linguistics: [1d20=7] 13
24:53 <Jerus> "Alright. Get close just incase she gives trouble?"
25:00 <Worth> "I think it's time we step through and close this portal up."
25:03 * Kalara stays right close to her
25:09 <Kalara> "I think she may have information to give us"
25:15 * Jerus pours Lady Blakros' potion into her.
25:26 <Kalara> M7
25:27 <Kalara> for me
25:34 <Kalara> holding morningstar in hand
26:16 <Jerus> !throw 1d8+1
26:17 <diebot> Jerus, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
26:38 <Kalara> so its 3+3..
26:40 <Kalara> 6..
26:50 <Kalara> use jerus's wand
26:51 <Kalara> lol
27:01 <Parney> !roll 1d6 SelectiveChannel
27:01 <dicebot> Parney, SelectiveChannel: [1d6=6] 6
27:03 <Jerus> "Parney? Can ya help out? I'm still a bit hurt too."
27:23 <Kalara> no
27:26 <Kalara> now it doesnt work..
27:45 <Kalara> well shes tied up
27:59 <Jerus> "You ain't still tryin' to kill us, are ya?"
28:02 <Kalara> "Right, why did you attack us?"
28:14 <Kalara> "Hello..?"
28:18 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Skill - Diplomacy 
28:19 <diebot> Worth, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=15] 20
28:23 <Jerus> "Ya know, I didn't have to swing with the flat.. Least you could do is talk to me."
28:27 <Worth> "DO you think you cna help us...
28:37 <Worth> "I tihnk this is moot."
28:42 <Kalara> Probably still possessed..
28:46 <Worth> "Come on people through the gate we go."
28:48 <Kalara> "Hrm. knock her out again?"
28:55 <Worth> "Sounds good"
28:58 <Jerus> "Sure going through's a good idea?"
28:58 <Kalara> "I dont like people wiggling off while we attend to business
29:03 <Worth> !throw 1d20+5 Attack; 1d8+10 Longsword
29:03 <diebot> Worth, Attack: [1d20=12] 17; Longsword: [1d8=8] 18
29:08 <Kalara> k probably would work
29:17 <Kalara> next time, punch people
29:38 <Kalara> "The portal then?"
29:40 <Jerus> "Theres a way out from the other side, right?"
29:43 <Worth> I'm not much for punching
29:43 <Kalara> "Or bring her back to absalom?"
30:07 <Worth> "Listen! We cna't leave that portal open! We need to cross through and do so."
30:07 <Jerus> "I don't do much of this magic stuff. And I reckon we could bring her back if we feel the need. I'll carry her like a sack if I have to."
30:17 <Jerus> "And do what?"
30:25 <Worth> "Close it if we can."
30:25 <Kalara> "Close it hopefully?"
30:32 <Jerus> "..From that side?"
30:36 * Jerus looks suspicious.
30:45 <Worth> "At least see where it goes."
30:49 <Kalara> (damnit I know shit about closing portal rules)
30:52 <Kalara> (neither have I..)
31:00 <Kalara> (Even in any other lives.. oh wait..I do)
31:04 <Kalara> (But we did go into the portal)
31:13 <Kalara> "I guess we should check it out"
31:50 <Kalara> "Throw the cylinder in?"
31:51 <Worth> "Well then. So much for that."
32:06 <Jerus> "Sure puts a dent in the moment, huh?"
32:09 <Worth> "I would really rather we didn't"
32:17 <Worth> "I'll say..."
32:19 <Jerus> "Maybe theres a knob or somethin?"
32:23 <Kalara> (this reminds me of all thoe space quest games where my brother and I would do the most hilarious things)
32:31 <Worth> lol
32:35 <Kalara> "How about the stone we found earlier?"
32:43 <Jerus> "Look on the bright side, Worth.... The lady's knocked out, she didn't see you embarrass yourself."
32:47 <Kalara> "Or the chest?"
33:14 <Worth> "Oh I know right? I'm just hoping they allow marriage ceremonies through the cell bars."
33:17 <Kalara> can we throw the chest in?
33:19 <Parney> Was there something inside the cylinder? Or was is just a metal tube?
33:32 <Kalara> lol
33:58 <Kalara> (before...loong Im probably going to throw the lady in..)
33:59 <Kalara> lol
34:28 <Kalara> Throw the chest in?
34:35 <Jerus> "Huh. Um. No idea. Maybe going through is the wrong idea?"
34:44 <Jerus> "Especially if we can't figure out bloody how."
34:50 <Kalara> "Try the chest"
34:54 <Kalara> earlier we found achesT?
34:57 <Kalara> throw chest in? :D
34:57 <Kalara> lol
35:02 <Jerus> "What about it? Thought it was just a box."
35:09 <Kalara> "Just toss it in"
35:21 <Parney> "I say we take the lady back to the guy that's worried about his job"
35:23 <Kalara> what check?
35:35 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 wisdom untrained
35:35 <diebot> Kalara, wisdom untrained: [1d20=13] 13
35:36 <Worth> !throw 1d20 Derp check
35:36 <diebot> Worth, Derp check: [1d20=15] 15
35:43 <Kalara> lol
35:58 <Kalara> (at least I dont have that -2 on it this time..)
35:59 <Kalara> hehe
36:12 * Jerus goes back to pick up that iron chest and tries throwing it at the portal/wall
36:28 <Kalara> lol
36:28 <Kalara> its so spacequest..
53:35 <***> Buffer Playback...
53:35 <***> Playback Complete.
53:42 <Jerus> @perc
53:43 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=8] 13
53:59 <Jerus> take 20 then.
54:02 <Parney> !roll 1d20+3 Perception
54:02 <dicebot> Parney, Perception: [1d20=11] 14
54:21 <Jerus> "You folk want to give me a hand? Dusty old box with a scroll in it."
54:32 <Worth> "Sure why not"
54:38 <Jerus> "Oh! Parney, you're a hero. Man amongst boys and all that."
54:44 <Worth> "You us put up with my crap."
54:53 * Kalara is on her way to the tavern to drink Khafe
54:55 <Parney> "Does anyone need any healing?"
54:57 <Kalara> Whee...!!
55:09 <Worth> Wheee!!
55:43 <Kalara> (I already have it someplace..)
56:00 <Kalara> (comeon..we know all about non lethal and lethal..)
56:15 <Worth> ( I love me some nonlethal~)
56:23 <Kalara> 1 for maps and 1 for..
56:25 <Kalara> the shield :D
56:26 <Kalara> thanks
56:27 <Kalara> hrmm
56:29 * Kalara ponders
56:30 <Kalara> yeah
56:33 <Kalara> he leveld up
56:38 * Kalara unfluffs herself
56:51 <Kalara> I wonder if we would have had deaths on our hands had we played at 3-4
56:52 * Avatar removes voice from Jerus Kalara Parney Worth
56:56 <Kalara> you nub. No swarm gear
56:58 <Jerus> Maybe.
56:59 <Worth> My voice!
57:00 <Kalara> and no I dont carry burning hands around
57:04 <Kalara> :D
57:09 <Kalara> and no I dont like monsters with bite claw claw
57:11 Kalara is now known as Mort-
57:12 <Jerus> I knew someone had swarm gear.
57:14 <Worth> AVATAR HAS TAKEN MY VOICE!!
57:16 <Mort-> sorry. 13 hp only
57:17 <Mort-> :D
57:23 Worth is now known as MincedSushi
57:26 <Jerus> Does that strength damage wear off?
57:27 <Mort-> ALL my characters bring swarmgear
57:30 <Mort-> yeah prolly its poison
57:31 <MincedSushi> You guys were brilliant today
57:33 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
57:33 <Mort-> dunno though
57:35 <MincedSushi> Had a damned good time
57:40 <Hydrazine> I had fun.
57:43 <Mort-> I dont have MUCH swarm gear though :D
57:46 <Hydrazine> Worth is good for bantering with
57:48 <Parney> Thanks everyone, enjoyed!
57:53 <Mort-> I think it would be a bad idea... to have 3-4ed it
57:55 <Mort-> kinda wimpy
57:59 <Mort-> dont EVER count on me to tank..
58:00 <MincedSushi> He's a pretty down to earth kind of guy
58:00 <Mort-> :P
58:02 * Mort- grinz
58:05 <Mort-> ahhaa
58:08 <Mort-> Im a... :P
58:10 <Mort-> tweaking sort
58:16 <Hydrazine> Jerus is gonna be even more badass.
58:19 <Mort-> grats
58:21 <Mort-> you deserve it
58:24 <Mort-> I cant wait till xyn gets 3
58:26 <Hydrazine> Although hes broke and he really should have a +1 weapon by now.
58:27 <Mort-> but its gonna be a while
58:29 <Mort-> yeah I know
58:31 <Avatar> roll your day jobs guys
58:32 * Mort- hugs
58:32 <MincedSushi> lol
58:35 <Mort-> no dayjob :D
58:36 <Mort-> hahaha
58:38 <Avatar> if you have them, craft profession or perform
58:40 <Mort-> next lvl
58:42 <MincedSushi> What do you spend all your money on?
58:47 <Mort-> he spent it getting rezzed
58:49 <Mort-> nuff said
58:54 <Avatar> also pm me with your start gp and starting xp 
58:59 <Hydrazine> 5450 coming back from the dead.
59:01 <MincedSushi> ^^
59:01 <Avatar> unless you don't care if I don't record it
59:13 <Avatar> (and you'll have to do it yourself)
59:44 <Mort-> Guess I dont get to play xyn at 3 anytime soon
59:46 * Mort- sniffs
59:46 <Mort-> lol
59:52 <MincedSushi> :<
59:53 <Mort-> but damnit I feel..sort of different
59:54 <Avatar> sux to have a synthesist
59:57 <MincedSushi> You will noe day
59:58 <Mort-> haha
59:59 <Mort-> I will
00:00 <Mort-> dont worry :D
00:04 <Mort-> Ill be level 3 soon :D
00:05 <MincedSushi> :D
00:11 * MincedSushi cheers
00:13 <Mort-> just not as fast as I expected
00:17 <Mort-> yeah sux to have a synthesist
00:18 <MincedSushi> Same
00:20 <Mort-> but I like being one
00:20 <Mort-> :D
00:23 <Mort-> its..AWESOME :P
00:24 <Mort-> hehe
00:32 <MincedSushi> I thought I would be but game was canceeled this morning and tomorrow
00:39 <Mort-> awww
00:40 <Avatar> guys can you also go to http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5 and tick off that you've played 1-35: Voice in the Void
00:44 <Mort-> k
00:55 <Mort-> thanks for enlarge person scrolls
00:58 <Mort-> even if we didnt use em
01:22 <Mort-> once my syn gets to 6/7
01:27 <Mort-> I should be able to play in balligs games fine
01:28 <Mort-> :P
01:31 <Mort-> wooot
01:33 <Mort-> to that day
01:33 <Hydrazine> Well hm. Players can't permanently give items, huh?
01:35 <MincedSushi> How do you tick it off?
01:39 <Hydrazine> I guess Jerus hangs onto them for later then.
01:46 <Hydrazine> tick the box, hit update.
01:57 <Mort-> I would give if I could hehe
02:00 <Mort-> but dont worry bout enlarge person
02:04 <Mort-> I wouldnt reall ybe usin it
02:05 <MincedSushi> There are no boxes to tick XD
02:12 <Mort-> Imk not interested in enlarge person
02:14 <Mort-> be it syn/magus
02:24 <Mort-> in fact Ireally dont like enlarge person hahahaa
02:47 <Mort-> 3 is a special level for xyn
02:53 <Mort-> kalara gets something at 2 though..
02:53 * Parney hands wand back to Jerus
02:55 <Mort-> ability to flury
02:58 <Mort-> flurry
03:01 <Mort-> figureatively speaking
03:11 <MincedSushi> Found it
03:18 <MincedSushi> It's because I searched for my name first
03:26 <Mort-> 4 for kalara gets fun
03:26 <Mort-> :D
03:28 <Hydrazine> 48 HP now.
03:30 <Hydrazine> Like a badass.
03:32 <Mort-> slumber hex!
03:34 * Mort- grins
04:14 <Mort-> I dont think we'll get to try out butterfly sting though
04:16 <Mort-> ah well :)
04:16 <Hydrazine> 6 is also a big deal for a fighter.
04:18 <Mort-> Other times :P
04:21 <Hydrazine> No?
04:23 <Mort-> I cant wait till syn 3
04:24 <Mort-> no
04:26 <Mort-> too much lvl gap
04:27 <Mort-> 4..
04:30 <Mort-> youre 5 Im 1
04:33 <Mort-> and I wont be leveling up fast
04:34 <Mort-> :)
04:41 <Mort-> chances are you might see xyn around
04:43 <Mort-> but itll work out too
04:46 <Mort-> shes good fun
04:53 <MincedSushi> I want to play my fighter/alchemist so badly
05:03 <Hydrazine> Fightemist?
05:08 <MincedSushi> Oh yes
05:20 <Mort-> and my syn form is far tougher then my magus form is
05:27 <Mort-> besides I never realised syns were that versatile..
05:32 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+8 use magic device
05:32 <diebot> Mort-, use magic device: [1d20=2] 10
05:37 <Mort-> uhh u did want to shake the wand right? :D
05:38 <Mort-> lol
05:45 <MincedSushi> Use the sneak attack archtype for alchemist
05:49 <Mort-> gimme skilled evolution at some point of time for a +8..
05:56 <Mort-> I already have SA on xyn..
05:57 <MincedSushi> make only buff formulas
06:05 <Mort-> visectionist
06:08 <MincedSushi> ^
06:11 <Hydrazine> !dayjob 3
06:11 <diebot> Hydrazine, Roll: 10 5gp
06:22 <MincedSushi> And top that with a polearm fighter
06:27 <MincedSushi> and you get rediculous
06:36 <Hydrazine> Heh.
06:38 <MincedSushi> And fun D
06:41 <Hydrazine> Jerus is just polearm fighter
06:52 <MincedSushi> And will be a complete badass for it
06:58 <MincedSushi> But he won't be able to fly xD
07:04 <exBoomerET> I can't believe I freakin' died, that's gonna leave a new mark.
07:09 <Mort-> u didnt
07:11 <Hydrazine> you didn't die.
07:14 <Mort-> just dropped for a bit :P
07:15 <Mort-> it happens
07:16 <Hydrazine> You just fell over.
07:16 <Mort-> quite often
07:19 <Hydrazine> Its normal for level 1s.
07:20 <MincedSushi> Seriously all my chars end up getting the ability to fly by level 10
07:20 <Mort-> to low level cahracters
07:26 <Hydrazine> Shit, Jerus did it constantly until 3.
07:28 <Mort-> I told him about it on all the times
07:29 <exBoomerET> Ahhh, ok. I get it! Thanks.
07:31 <Mort-> I had to bail him out
07:32 <Mort-> :D
07:33 <MincedSushi> lol
07:44 <Mort-> and yeah Im a little twitchy thats why Idid that full withdraw
07:45 <Mort-> lol
07:49 * Mort- runs fast
07:57 <MincedSushi> Wait you did a full withdraw?
08:01 <Mort-> sure
08:03 <Mort-> :D
08:04 <Mort-> Im a caster :D
08:09 <MincedSushi> I don't remmeber that 0_o
08:09 <Mort-> Im not in the mood for melee messes :P
08:09 <Hydrazine> You used to be able to set your clock by the fact that jerus would fall over once an encounter.
08:13 <Mort-> yeah
08:22 <Hydrazine> Er, once a scenario
08:32 <Mort-> yes about THAT goblin..
08:34 <exBoomerET> Hehehe
08:37 <Mort-> then there were those archers..
08:39 <Mort-> its a long story
08:45 <Mort-> been around alot
08:51 <Mort-> I think Ive played in all his games excetp for 2/3
08:52 <Mort-> or so
08:54 <MincedSushi> xD
08:55 <Mort-> somehow..
08:56 <Hydrazine> There was a croc too.
09:06 <Hydrazine> Not the one that Hoku played with.
09:08 <Hydrazine> Bigger croc
09:08 <Mort-> I had NOTHING to do with that croc
09:14 <Mort-> well I wasnt there
09:17 <Mort-> and Im not good with crocs
09:20 <Hydrazine> I think it was archers atleast twice.
09:28 <Hydrazine> Oh man, I got a story for you Sushi.
09:35 <MincedSushi> ???
09:40 <Mort-> yes
09:45 <Hydrazine> So we're adventuring around, and we find this halforc and this FLIPPIN HUGE CROC in the same room, right?
09:46 <Mort-> THE CROC MIGHT BE HIS FAMILIAR!
09:46 <MincedSushi> Curious what you are all on about
09:49 <Mort-> hahah
09:57 <MincedSushi> alright
10:05 <exBoomerET> Hydrazine, does it start off with.. "Now this is a real no-shitter"?
10:18 <Hydrazine> So our cleric gets this gut feeling that the croc is the half orc's familiar/animal companion.
10:21 <Hydrazine> absolutely sure.
10:27 <Mort-> zirul rox
10:29 <Mort-> our sox
10:34 <MincedSushi> lol
10:37 <MincedSushi> Okay okay\
10:44 <Mort-> hes this halfling
10:45 <Hydrazine> So we're all rolling non-lethal on the half-orc, and rolling garbage that day. Couldn't hit him even if he held still.
10:46 <Mort-> with 25 ac..
10:51 <Mort-> at lv 2.. :D
11:00 <MincedSushi> 0_o
11:03 <Hydrazine> Meanwhile the croc's trying to squeeze out of the tiny room hes in and eat face.
11:05 <Mort-> he doesnt hit anything :P
11:06 <Mort-> hahaha
11:07 <MincedSushi> Holy shit that's high
11:24 <Hydrazine> So we finally get the damn half orc knocked out, clear the mind effect he was under.
11:31 <Hydrazine> drag him away from the croc and wake him up.
11:37 <Hydrazine> just so he can tell us its not his damn croc.
11:43 <MincedSushi> . . .
11:52 <Hydrazine> and I was falling apart.
12:03 <MincedSushi> lol
12:04 <Hydrazine> And meanwhile Jerus got chomped while we were dragging him away.
12:07 <Mort-> masterwork scimitar time!
12:08 <Mort-> oh yeah
12:14 <Hydrazine> And Zirul almost leaves me as the only one in attack range.
12:14 <Mort-> then a +1 scimitar
12:21 <Mort-> usual magus build
12:28 <Hydrazine> under the idea that faction mission people > party members
13:00 <Hydrazine> DM saved me, by mentioning that a croc with only an unconcious person in range, is gonna omnomnom.
13:21 <Hydrazine> But yeah. It was hilarious.
13:30 <Mort-> havnt seen jagged for a while :P
13:33 <Hydrazine> When he told us he couldn't tell the croc to sit.. I was dying.
13:33 <MincedSushi> xD
13:56 <Hydrazine> We spent like 5-6 rounds missing, trying to hit him non-lethal.
14:01 <Hydrazine> Or more.
14:02 <MincedSushi> WHo was playing this cleric now?
14:13 <Mort-> (its someone else)
14:21 <Mort-> u never met him :P
14:27 <MincedSushi> Who?
14:33 <Mort-> jaggedsoul
14:37 <Hydrazine> Jaggedsoul.
14:40 <Mort-> cleric in question = zirul..
14:41 <Hydrazine> Hes been gone a while.
14:44 <MincedSushi> SO if I do meet them I cna eeep it in the back of my mind that they are awesome
14:48 <Hydrazine> But Zirul is totally awesome.
14:50 <Mort-> hafling cleric who does NOTHING in combat except aid other
14:53 <Mort-> +4 :D
14:54 <Mort-> lol
14:58 <MincedSushi> lol
15:00 <Mort-> imagine jerus with a +4 to his attack roll
15:00 <Hydrazine> And soak attacks.
15:01 <Mort-> :D
15:02 <Mort-> yeah
15:06 <Mort-> hes generally unhittable
15:06 <Hydrazine> Laugh while people bounce off his 25 ac.
15:07 <Mort-> :P
15:20 <MincedSushi> I didn't even know you could aid other
15:24 <Mort-> we do it
15:26 <Mort-> been there done that
15:30 <Mort-> but this game no need
15:38 <Mort-> +...I do decent damage if you can convince me to stay in melee
15:39 <Mort-> :P
15:47 <MincedSushi> xD
15:53 * Mort- grabs her tail and runs off in the opposite direction though
15:55 <MincedSushi> But you need to bite claw claw more!
15:57 <Hydrazine> Yeah, you can aid.
16:06 <Hydrazine> But Zirul does it at +4 rather than +2.
16:10 <Hydrazine> Which is pretty potent.
16:24 <Mort-> no..
16:31 <Mort-> I wont aid for xyn
16:33 <MincedSushi> How is it at a plus 4? feat?
16:36 <Mort-> xyn = CHARGE right into the fray
16:42 <Mort-> a Very Helpful Halfling
17:14 <Hydrazine> racial thing for halflings.
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17:28 <MincedSushi> kay~
17:33 <MincedSushi> Well guys I'm off to bed
17:40 <Hydrazine> Later man.
17:43 <Hydrazine> Good games.
17:44 <MincedSushi> It was agreat fun. See you all tomorow~
17:50 <Mort-> night all
17:52 <Mort-> I wont be around tomrorow
17:53 <Hydrazine> Avatar: Thanks for stepping in to make something happen.
17:53 <Mort-> lolz
17:56 <Mort-> yeah
17:57 <exBoomerET> Nitey nite
17:58 <Mort-> thanks on that
17:58 <MincedSushi> :<
17:58 <Hydrazine> I should be free tomorrow
18:00 * Mort- thanks avatar
18:06 <Mort-> I wont be around tomorrow
18:08 <MincedSushi> then internet hugz for you now
18:12 * Mort- flutters off to catch moonbeams
20:25 <Hydrazine> Jerus hits harder now.
20:31 <Mort-> :D
20:32 <Mort-> grats :D
20:38 <Mort-> if I could find mort Id' buy you a +1 wep
20:42 <Mort-> but I dont htink yoll get to see her
21:55 <Avatar> who should I give credit to, Landruff (druid), Snickers (witch) or Cairo (cleric)
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22:12 <Hydrazine> Snickers
22:14 <Mort-> I think landruff
22:15 <Mort-> ?
22:19 <Mort-> the levle is more appropraite 
22:22 <Mort-> 1-2 we played
22:24 <Avatar> Landruff would only get 501gp, Snickers and Cairo would get 3172gp, but I want to play Snickers and don't care to play Cairo much
22:30 <Mort-> wow
22:33 <Mort-> u add that much?
22:36 <Mort-> I thought its by the T u gm
22:38 <Mort-> then do snickers
22:40 <Avatar> GM credit is appropriate for that character's tier
22:43 <Mort-> Oh
22:46 <Mort-> I learnt something NEW TODAY
22:47 <Mort-> WOW
22:56 <Mort-> I thought it was by the T u played
22:57 <Avatar> but if I give Snickers credit it means I get less chance to play her
23:04 <Avatar> with Cairo I don't really care
23:05 <Mort-> what level is snickers
23:09 <Avatar> Snickers is 7
23:11 <Mort-> ah
23:13 <Steven> theres some other little things but yeah, GM credit usually ends up working against a character.... which sucks
23:15 <Avatar> none of the 3 of them would level up
23:15 <Mort-> but its good to be 7
23:24 <Mort-> well Im 6...
23:28 <Avatar> might just give it to Cairo
23:53 <Mort-> k
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24:01 <Mort-> dont have that issue anyway 
24:02 <Mort-> :D
24:05 * Mort- wags her tail
24:17 <Avatar> it's good having a character you don't want to play :P
25:05 <exBoomerET> Have a great weekend everyone, I'm going to sleep now. Talk to all ya'll later.
25:06 <Mort-> I dont like divine casters
25:09 <Mort-> have fun :D
25:09 <Avatar> gg
25:11 * Mort- wags tail
25:32 <exBoomerET> Oh, and I think I have a new nickname...
25:36 exBoomerET is now known as Dutchman
25:38 <Avatar> divine casters are good at higher levels I think
25:46 <Mort-> no worries
25:46 <Avatar> I like Boomer better
25:48 <Mort-> time comes...
25:50 <Avatar> rolls off the tongue
25:54 <Mort-> Ill be able to use divine spells
25:56 <Mort-> on that time
26:05 <Mort-> basically Ill be able to chamelon it
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26:12 <Avatar> UMD
26:13 <BoomerET> Nite nite.
26:15 <Avatar> good luck with that
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26:29 <Mort-> Yeah
26:49 <Mort-> btw I aboslutely love qadira faction missions
26:51 <Mort-> they make sense
26:55 <Mort-> unlike being andoran..etc..
26:59 <Mort-> haha
27:23 <Mort-> finally some sane people who dont do silly things
27:48 <Avatar> silly things like freeing slaves
28:04 <Mort-> yeah
28:06 <Mort-> :P
28:23 <Mort-> andoran = diplo all kinds of shit
28:44 <Mort-> qadira = at least collecting bounties use more..stuff that fighers may acutally do..like stealth, sleight of hand..
28:54 <Mort-> once even handle animal, which I didnt mind too much. Collecting bounties are fun
29:08 <Avatar> it's good seeing someone who likes qadira
29:10 <Mort-> I might acutally enjoy scarnzi
29:20 <Mort-> but I dont want to do violence for the sake of doing it
29:20 <Avatar> I don't think you would
29:27 <Mort-> nothing too dark pls..
29:55 <Mort-> I dont think Im lawful good really..
30:06 <Mort-> but Im not evil per se either
32:07 <Avatar> I don't think you could play lawful anything
32:22 <Avatar> I'm not even sure you can play neutral anything
33:16 <Mort-> me?
33:18 <Mort-> Im neutral
33:19 <Mort-> :P
33:32 <Mort-> and hey I am going to try to play lawful good :)
33:33 <Avatar> chaotic neutral
33:33 <Mort-> someday
33:36 <Mort-> CN?
33:36 <Mort-> me?
33:37 <Mort-> :P
33:38 <Mort-> awww
33:41 <Mort-> I feel so bad..
33:47 <Mort-> nah. NG
34:10 <Avatar> I can't work out how I want to put my archaeologist together
34:20 <Mort-> read more bard things
34:21 <Mort-> and RDDs
34:43 <Avatar> I can't balance archaeologist and gunslinger
34:49 <Hydrazine> So, I think I'm taking combat reflexes this level.
34:52 <Mort-> if you want to go achelologist
34:53 <Mort-> yay
34:55 <Mort-> lets do it together
34:59 * Mort- grins at hydra
35:02 <Hydrazine> Just so I can drop people who beat me on initiative
35:04 <Mort-> well acutally my next level
35:05 <Mort-> :P
35:16 <Avatar> do you guys want to play you only die twice
35:20 <Avatar> it's a 5-9 
35:23 <Mort-> I wont be around..
35:24 <Mort-> not tomorrow
35:30 <Avatar> not tomorrow, next weekend
35:38 <Mort-> I wont be around on the sunday
35:39 <Mort-> family lunch
35:43 <Mort-> but sat is okay
35:56 <Hydrazine> Bit nervous of a 5+ scenario. I feel like Jerus is under par for other level 5s.
35:59 <Mort-> ideally 
36:04 <Mort-> should get some peeps from google groups
36:14 <Mort-> mort isnt exactly meant for wading through hordes of undead either
36:15 <Mort-> really
36:18 <Mort-> she isnt
36:21 <Avatar> once you're level 5, you're equipped for it
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36:28 <Mort-> hes' a litlte short of gp
36:31 <Avatar> it's not like playing a tier 1-2 when you're level 1
36:38 <Mort-> anwyay. Im thinking spectral hand, chill touch..
36:39 <Hydrazine> I think it is combat reflexes.
36:50 <Hydrazine> Just for the tripping bastards who come at me.
36:54 <Mort-> lol
36:58 <Hydrazine> +17 now.
36:59 <Avatar> I don't want to rush this scenario out and schedule it if you'd rather play more 1-5/7's and 3-7s
37:00 <Mort-> I cant wait till I can bite and trip at same time :P
37:05 <Mort-> I think let us level up more
37:13 <Mort-> else the only peeps who can play are me, hydra and ballig
37:18 <Hydrazine> Do we have enough to play it with?
37:21 <Mort-> alternatively get some peeps from google groups in and we can prolly run
37:24 <Mort-> minimum number
37:25 <Mort-> 3 of us
37:32 <Mort-> but I tell you Im woefully unsuited for undead bashing
37:42 <Avatar> we definitely have enough people around, whether they accept or not is another story
37:50 <Hydrazine> Enough of that level?
37:57 <Mort-> just 3 of us
37:58 <Mort-> minimum
38:03 <Avatar> yeah
38:04 <Mort-> Im 6, youre 5, balligs 6
38:07 <Avatar> enough in-tier
38:21 <Avatar> saintcaleth and steven as well
38:34 <Mort-> if they pop in
38:40 <Mort-> hoping endoralis brings his gunmagus
38:45 <Mort-> steven may/may not be around
38:47 <Mort-> on weekends
38:50 <Avatar> there's people around
39:17 <Avatar> but as I said it, I'm in no rush if you guys aren't
39:27 <Avatar> I'd rather put more lower level ones if that's what you want
39:31 <Mort-> can
39:34 <Mort-> im okay on that
39:46 <Hydrazine> I think I'm okay too. No big deal.
40:12 <Mort-> how fast is sushi leveling
40:30 <Avatar> pretty well
40:34 <Avatar> he plays all the time
40:38 <Mort-> lol
40:41 <Avatar> and he's getting GM credit
40:44 <Mort-> hehe
40:47 <Mort-> Im a synthesist :P
40:50 <Mort-> its OUT IN THE OPEN
40:55 <Mort-> I have Bite and 2 claws :D
40:56 <Mort-> lol
41:03 <Avatar> I think he is actually doing another first steps this weekend?
41:20 <Mort-> lol?
41:21 <Mort-> I can still FS
41:23 <Mort-> one last time
42:15 <Hydrazine> I think Lyta can again, but I rather play Hoku.
42:36 <Mort-> thats okay
42:40 <Mort-> we can run around together
43:22 <Hydrazine>  I think my level up is about done.
43:30 <Mort-> minimum lv for butterfly sting, if I want to do it...is 5
43:32 <Mort-> anyway
43:36 <Mort-> I dont think we'll meet much though
43:41 <Mort-> so its we'll go our own way
44:17 <Hydrazine> Maybe its an idea to consider later on.
44:22 <Mort-> much later
44:25 <Hydrazine> Different set. Although Jerus is pretty ideal for it.
44:27 <Mort-> but frankly I doubt Im going to levle up
44:33 <Mort-> much
45:13 <Mort-> well maybe - someday.
45:47 <Mort-> besides screw butterfly sting..
45:51 <Mort-> put em to sleep and you can have your fun
46:01 <Mort-> that wya I dont even HAVE to be anywhere close to that mess
46:01 <Mort-> :D
46:43 <Avatar> pretty fortunate that was a short scenario, considering you had 2 hours to set up
47:14 <Mort-> is it usualy that short?
47:40 <Avatar> what do you mean
47:44 <Avatar> that scenario is, yeah
47:47 <Mort-> oh
48:04 <Avatar> you decimated most of it 
48:39 <Hydrazine> Well, it seems like alot of the encounters were combat and not skill based or problem solving.
48:49 <Hydrazine> Which means having an over leveled fighter along changed things noticably.
48:57 <Steven> you guys did voice?
50:14 <Mort-> yeah
50:20 <Mort-> I ran like achicken of course..
50:24 <Mort-> hey there are professionals
50:27 <Mort-> so I hid
51:56 <Steven> which teir did you play at?
52:33 <Mort-> lowest
52:35 <Mort-> Ive heard stories
52:38 <Avatar> that scenario is quite a lot more difficult at 3-4
53:14 <Steven> oh yeah.... Dildo field
53:20 <Steven> not fun
53:21 <Avatar> with optimised level 2s it's probably doable, but not with two level 1s
53:39 <Mort-> Im lv 1 so..yeah.
53:51 <Avatar> maybe if you made great use of Jerus being an optimised level 4 :P
53:56 <Avatar> which is completely possible
54:00 <Mort-> Id run more
54:05 <Mort-> I still think accidents might happen
54:07 <Mort-> we nearly had one already
54:11 <Mort-> but again with level 1s..
54:17 <Mort-> accidents happen pretty much
54:22 <Mort-> I ran :D
54:25 <Hydrazine> Scythe traps..
54:26 * Mort- runz
54:34 <Avatar> there was a scenario I wanted grolschmir to go ahead in an encounter which was a really solid tactic, but he was too worried about his low hp/AC
55:11 <Mort-> Id be worried too
55:17 <Mort-> I seem to spend alot of time running these days
55:18 <Mort-> :D
55:21 <Mort-> really quickly too
55:32 <Steven> i remember the BBEG was super easy when i played it
55:54 <Mort-> she was pretty easy
56:01 <Mort-> but again we were a tad overleveld for it
56:27 <Steven> folnor did hand of the acolyte and crit the jar
57:12 <Avatar> would've been less easy if a certain someone had failed their save
57:20 <Hydrazine> Hey!
57:23 <Avatar> ;)
57:34 <Hydrazine> Its like the first time in the history of EVER jerus made a willsave at a crucial moment.
58:10 <Steven> rolled 2d4+6 and rolled max for a total of 14 damage. the wizard threw something on it that did total of like 17 damage and then boom so much easier to hit
58:24 <Mort-> even if you failed
58:29 <Mort-> not an issue at that level
58:31 <Mort-> ur 4 ffs
58:37 <Mort-> what jar?
58:39 <Mort-> we..uh...
58:40 <Mort-> threw..
58:42 <Mort-> the..
58:47 <Mort-> well were were completely clueless
58:52 <Mort-> almost full party of fighters
59:01 <Mort-> did all kinds of hilarious things
59:06 <Hydrazine> We just rolled crap on the figuring stuff out
59:11 <Steven> oh mans... sams home, time for some bitchin bout her boss
59:13 <Steven> fun fun
59:14 <Mort-> btw in delirum tangle you also did the will save as a fighter :P
59:14 <Steven> brb
59:24 <Mort-> you made that slow save..
59:25 <Mort-> I didnt :P
59:40 <Mort-> anwyay what that mattered in the end was you for that part since you were the one with a 20 ft reach lol
59:53 <Steven> yeah the tangle so stupid... was the second scenario that i played right after buying my ring of invisibility
00:21 <Hydrazine> We wandered around in there for ages.
00:26 <Mort-> then he whopped the boss in 1 round
00:28 <Mort-> or so
00:29 <Steven> second scenario that had mobs that could see invis
00:29 <Mort-> hehe
00:31 <Mort-> good times :P
00:37 <Avatar> I quite liked that scenario
00:51 <Mort-> I dont have survival heh
01:05 <Mort-> if you failed your will save it wouldnt have mattered too much I think
01:12 <Mort-> stun for 1 round?
01:13 <Mort-> or what
01:14 <Mort-> 4 HD..
01:56 <Hydrazine> That was pretty fun.
02:24 <Mort-> anwyay I was happily out of range
02:35 <Mort-> u know I think Ilo make all my tank classes run around with the excuse, protecting squishies
02:38 <Mort-> and stay with the squishies :p
02:39 <Mort-> lol
02:44 <Mort-> xception xyn..
02:50 <Mort-> she is just best off among the monsters
03:25 <Hydrazine> Greater trip next I think.
03:31 <Hydrazine> I'll drop people alot more then.
03:39 <Mort-> cool
03:49 <Mort-> I wish I had feats for greater trip
03:52 <Mort-> but I thikn I wont even get improved
03:56 <Mort-> waste feats..I got no feats to spare
03:59 <Mort-> I arleady know my path..
04:09 <Hydrazine> I think the mods for tripping when big are getting up to the very high odds area now.
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04:36 <Mort-> I cant really trip
04:40 <Mort-> its a side ability
04:49 <Mort-> bite then use trip evolution
04:53 <Mort-> so every biet has a chance to trip
05:05 <Steven> tripping goes downhill fast once they start throwing flying, huge, multi legged things at you.
05:05 <Brunius> it might be cool to make a character focused around protecting spellcasters
05:08 <Mort-> reach and combat reflexes first
05:09 <Brunius> and that's all they do
05:11 <Mort-> acutally xyn will
05:14 <Mort-> be sort of that way
05:18 <Mort-> but its a very interesting way of doing it
05:34 <Steven> so 2 GM credit to apply....
05:42 <Mort-> I cant trip huge stuff
05:46 <Mort-> nor flying..
05:54 <Hydrazine> Shame though, Brunius, is that preventing people from 5ft stepping around you is really hard.
06:00 <Mort-> step up
06:05 <Mort-> or reach
06:16 <Hydrazine> How does reach help that, Mort?
06:30 <Mort-> u get to biet them :P
06:31 <Mort-> lol
06:32 <Steven> it doesnt.
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06:41 <Mort-> if ou can bite u can trip? :P
06:49 <Mort-> let me think abit
06:51 <Mort-> 5ft..
06:52 <Mort-> nah u cant
06:56 <Mort-> theres no feat that you can..
07:04 <Mort-> stand still?
07:06 * Mort- ponders
07:11 <Mort-> wait. no AOO.
07:12 <Mort-> ARGH
07:14 <Hydrazine> Actually, I considered the ways to really limit an enemy's moving.
07:16 * Mort- has a headache
07:19 <Hydrazine> Know what the answer is?
07:24 <Steven> got i want to do that, make a trip master half orc w/ a bite attack
07:29 <Steven> where he trips ont he bite attack
07:39 <Steven> bwahahaha!
07:39 <Mort-> ?
07:42 <Hydrazine> ..Hell of a bite.
07:48 <Mort-> belive me Im going to practice tripping soon
07:51 <Mort-> but I need more levels
07:58 <Hydrazine> Scorpion style, Mort.
07:59 <Mort-> first, lv 3, combat reflexes + reach
08:01 <Mort-> lol
08:04 <Mort-> how many feats
08:06 <Mort-> and what order
08:07 <Steven> think im gonna put my 2gm credit into salvanar
08:10 <Hydrazine> Scorpion style and combat reflexes.
08:34 <Mort-> how many feats into scorpion style
08:36 <Hydrazine> And then you get stand still, if you even think its necessary.
08:49 <Hydrazine> two total. Or just take a level of monk.
09:36 <Mort-> how does it work
09:40 <Mort-> I can take a level of monk I suppose
09:44 <Mort-> but explain the rationale on it
09:54 <Mort-> I need to be able to shutdown multiple enemies moving against me
09:58 <Hydrazine> hit 'em and they make a save to keep normal move speed.
10:03 <Hydrazine> Fail and normal speed becomes 5 ft.
10:08 <Hydrazine> Which means you can't 5ft step.
10:17 <Hydrazine> Can't move at all without pulling an AoO.
10:21 <Steven> okay.... wait.... What you guys think
10:22 <Mort-> will it work on combat reflexes hit?
10:32 <Hydrazine> Only works on a standard attack.
10:33 <Mort-> and my wis save will be very low
10:33 <Steven> Salvanar to level 5 or Folnor to 10?
10:37 <Mort-> damnit
10:57 <Mort-> Idont htink itll work
11:02 <Mort-> think I just have to do it my way
11:04 <Hydrazine> yeah, save is 10+1/2 level +wis
11:09 <Hydrazine> Which is?
11:33 <Mort-> sort of cahotic
18:03 <Steven> !rand Cleric Fighter
18:04 <dicebot> Steven, random: Cleric
18:10 <Steven> goin to the cleric i guess
20:39 <Mort-> ah
20:57 <Steven> can a single character recieve both GM credit and Player credit for a scenario?
21:10 <Avatar> no
21:16 <Avatar> not the same scenario
21:22 <Steven> well that sucks
21:36 <Steven> Alright.... FIGHTER IT IS!
24:13 <Steven> yeah fighter can recieve both
28:58 <Steven> AHHHHHHHH YEAH!  time to go crazy and get my Fauchard keened
29:16 <Steven> 10ft reach d10 critting on a 15-20...
29:33 <Hydrazine> madness.
29:45 <Steven> life is good
29:48 <Mort-> lol
30:03 <Mort-> my scimitar gets keened as soon as I get 2k gp
32:20 <Avatar> just take improved critical
32:44 <Avatar> what character
33:03 <Hydrazine> level 8 for that, atleast.
33:57 <Avatar> ah but it applies to ALL of your weapons
34:11 <Mort-> I dont think so?
34:20 <Avatar> improved critical does
34:25 <Avatar> what character are you keening
34:34 <Mort-> Improved Critical (Combat)
34:35 <Mort-> Attacks made with your chosen weapon are quite deadly.
34:35 <Mort-> Prerequisite: Proficient with weapon, base attack bonus +8.
34:35 <Mort-> Benefit: When using the weapon you selected, your threat range is doubled.
34:41 <Mort-> Im not keening per say..
34:44 <Avatar> oh, seriously
34:52 <Steven> yeah, just one
34:56 <Mort-> kalara the moemnt she gets her +1 scimitar
35:02 <Steven> not burning a feat on that shit
35:02 <Mort-> wil just use arcane pool to keen her scimitar
35:04 <Mort-> :P
35:10 <Avatar> shit
35:14 <Mort-> yay.. 15-20 crit range, estimated at level 3
35:17 <Mort-> ;)
35:30 <Mort-> flurry at level 2..
35:32 * Mort- ^^s
35:39 <Steven> how are you getting keen at level 3?
35:48 <Hydrazine> by being a magus.
36:09 <Steven> oh, right, the rule bending class... gotcha
36:14 <Mort-> yep
36:20 <Hydrazine> thought that was synths.
36:20 <Mort-> just warp a rew rules
36:29 <Mort-> comeon. I ran like a chicken most of this scenario :D
36:30 <Steven> no they are rule breaking class.
36:37 <Mort-> Im harmless. pefectly
37:34 <Avatar> looks like you can only do that at level 5?
37:58 <Mort-> no
38:01 <Mort-> on a normal weapon..
38:24 <Steven> Salvanar rockin Combat Patrol now
38:28 <Mort-> oh wait
38:29 <Mort-> SHIT
38:32 <Mort-> thats too early
38:32 <Mort-> damnit
38:40 <Mort-> sheesh k thanks for pointing it out
38:56 <Mort-> oh well
39:05 <Mort-> still nice to be able ot overcome DR whenever I want to :D
39:16 <Avatar> you can still pay for it I think by level 3
39:50 <Mort-> no
39:54 <Mort-> u need to add +1
39:58 <Mort-> before you can add keen
40:03 <Mort-> which means its 8k gp
40:04 <Mort-> unlikely
40:17 <Mort-> beisdse I wouldnt be wasting time on keen when I can do it on swift action
40:23 <Avatar> yeah
40:25 <Mort-> only amulets of mighty fist dont have to be made +1 to add properties
40:29 <Mort-> anyway
40:33 <Mort-> just for the record
41:05 <Mort-> strangely enough..amulets of mighty fist, I would want the +1 over anything else
41:08 <Mort-> just for DR /magic
41:34 <Mort-> thats one of my key tweaks..
42:00 <Steven> nah, monks dont need +1
42:11 <Mort-> I would
42:13 <Mort-> Im not a monk
42:15 <Mort-> :D
42:19 <Mort-> but yeah I could cheat..
42:44 <Avatar> I'll cheat you
43:01 <Mort-> (LESSER EVOLUTION SURGE - magic weapons)
43:06 <Mort-> yay magic DR done for all attacks :P
43:15 <Avatar> what's that
43:24 <Avatar> synthesist thing
43:27 <Mort-> yep
43:29 <Avatar> good 1
43:33 <Mort-> :P
43:38 <Mort-> ad yes I carrry a scroll around
43:41 <Mort-> I even have magic fang..
43:46 <Mort-> just in case I run into one of those thingies
43:50 <Mort-> and btw steven just fyi
43:55 <Mort-> why I said I wouldnt be buying acid flasks..
44:01 <Mort-> is because all my characters pack like 5-10 :P
44:03 <Mort-> minimum lol
44:11 <Mort-> I dont really need any reminders ;)
44:40 <Steven> Who can tell with you, you are stubborn about things that are good ideas.
45:35 <Mort-> lol :P
45:49 <Mort-> if we're richer we pack 10..otherwise we bring 5 acid flasks
47:05 <Mort-> k bb of for dnner
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47:16 <Steven> actually.... i dunno if i want to get keen or a belt...
49:42 <Avatar> keen
50:35 <Steven> yeah.... cant get a belt of physical might yet
50:51 <Steven> might as well pick up keen
52:01 <Steven> now.... belt of str or belt of dex....
52:37 <Steven> thinking str better call
53:20 <Hydrazine> better accuracy, more damage, cmb..
54:11 <Steven> combat patrolling+AoO
55:11 <Hydrazine> In what, a 15ft spread?
56:00 <Steven> yup
56:23 <MincedSushi> I was a derp\
56:24 <Avatar> what level are you
56:25 <Novel> You could always make a plot element behind it if it turns out i couldn't have had it... :L
56:25 <MincedSushi> it's right here
56:30 <Steven> level 5
56:48 <MincedSushi> Sadly I can't
56:50 <Avatar> you could pick up a headband of int and get full ranks in a skill
56:59 <MincedSushi> If it was a personal game I would say you do
57:06 <MincedSushi> But it's organized play
57:06 <Steven> im a human
57:10 <Novel> :L
57:13 <Novel> np
57:13 <MincedSushi> which means it has to be 100% legal
57:19 <Hydrazine> I thought sorcs could get familiars?
57:38 <Steven> int of 13
57:51 <Novel> I mean to explain why it was there with me in the frst place. Perhaps it was influenced from afar?
57:56 <Hydrazine> smart fighters!
58:00 * Hydrazine high fives Steve
58:03 <Novel> it doesn'tn have to be my familiar]
58:03 <Steven> i get 4 ranks a level and been taking skill ranks for a total of 24 ranks 
58:13 <Steven> instead of HP
58:15 <Novel> i could have just thought it was ;)
58:28 <Novel> much as i did and hoped :L
58:58 <Hydrazine> You could buy animals, yes?
59:00 <Novel> i'm not sure, you might have to either be arcane or wait untill you're 4th level
59:03 <MincedSushi> I'm looking at it now and even if you idd havea  familier from somewhere you'd have to be level 3 to even gain it as one
59:09 <Steven> guys....
59:11 <MincedSushi> So I'm going to say it wasa  animal
59:13 <Steven> i just saw sam yawn
59:17 <Novel> ok ty
59:18 <Hydrazine> So?
59:19 <Steven> i might be goin to bed sometime within the next hour
59:22 <MincedSushi> I'd suggest you invest a rank in Handle animal
59:22 <Steven> no all nighter for this guy!
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59:31 <Hydrazine> You don't yawn with her?
59:51 <Hydrazine> 5gp for a dire rat.
59:52 <Steven> No ive been yawning forever, i just cant stay asleep if somebody gets into bed after me
59:57 <Steven> i wake right back up
59:58 <Hydrazine> Not really much if you're set on having one.
00:07 <Novel> eh...
00:15 <MincedSushi> Pretty much
00:20 <Novel> if tharts a skill this is an incomplete list :L
00:32 <Hydrazine> I remember reading about some study how the delay between two people yawning is influenced by how emotionally close they are.
00:33 <MincedSushi> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/handle-animal
02:15 <MincedSushi> Anyway~ We figured that out. Add it to your inventory http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/rat/dire-rat
02:18 <MincedSushi> these are teh stats
02:34 <MincedSushi> It's 5 g so mark that off your total gold when the time comes
02:35 <Novel> shouldn't i have a wand of unlocking?
02:58 <MincedSushi> No sir
03:22 <MincedSushi> That is "sold by the party at the end" to get your gold total
03:31 <Novel> sure i got one from the illusionary chest :/
03:34 <Novel> ah :L
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03:56 <Steven> it will be +10 to hit for 1d10+5 15-20 x2
03:59 <MincedSushi> It's a mechanic pfs has in place that at the end of the module everything you found get's taken away and you are given gold
04:28 <MincedSushi> Now you can always buy that wand for the price listed on the pdf if your want it
04:30 <Hydrazine> adds.. 2 to ac?
04:34 <Novel> so shall we say the rat ran away, found it's way into a pet hop and i subsequently bought him?
04:48 <MincedSushi> If you spend the gold and buy it then it is permanantly yours and won't get removed
04:49 <Novel> buyt... but...
04:58 <MincedSushi> No sir we don't have to
05:00 <Steven> !roll 1d20+10; 1d10+7
05:00 <dicebot> Steven, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27; 1d10+7: [1d10=5] 12
05:07 <Steven> CRIT!
05:13 <Steven> !roll 1d20+10; 1d10+7
05:13 <dicebot> Steven, 1d20+10: [1d20=19] 29; 1d10+7: [1d10=4] 11
05:22 <Novel> Why would i sell an epic item? :/
05:22 <Steven> confirms 23 damage not bad
05:32 <Novel> still balance. *sigh*
05:32 <Steven> yeah +2 ac
05:39 <MincedSushi> The gold cost and what not is just a mechanic. YOu kept him this entire time and have been training him :P
05:43 <Hydrazine> Nice.
05:54 <MincedSushi> Becasue the party wants thier share?
05:54 <Novel> :L
06:01 <Hydrazine> Money for a keen at 5?
06:03 <Hydrazine> Jelly.
06:05 <Steven> yup
06:06 <Novel> As does the society
06:10 <MincedSushi> This means they got their share and you have to buy out thier portion in it
06:13 <Novel> now it makes sense :L
06:16 <Steven> money for keen and money for str belt
06:21 <MincedSushi> Yep~
06:22 <Hydrazine> jeez.
06:24 <Steven> so actually its 1d10+7
06:29 <Hydrazine> alot of uptiering?
06:30 <MincedSushi> It's lame but we have to do it -_-
06:42 <Steven> yeah he has upteired like 3 times in his life
06:48 <Novel> np
06:50 <Novel> :L
06:55 <Novel> *rolls eyes* :L
07:06 <Hydrazine> I think Jerus did twice successfully.
07:07 <Steven> been a total of like +3k gold
07:11 <Hydrazine> And the third one killed him
07:15 <Steven> We upteir a lot down at the shop
07:28 <MincedSushi> But yes whenever you get 990gp you can walk up to the pfs lodge and be like, "Remeber that wand we sold you? I want it"
07:37 <Steven> still have 1.9k
07:47 <Steven> gonna grab a potion of fly, see invis, and darkvision
07:53 <MincedSushi> That chronicle sheet I agve you has a list of items that are basically that.
08:02 <Steven> because thats just a smart idea
08:40 <Novel> ah! I've got it. He escaped on his way to be delivered to my house, got in with bad company anfd then everything happened from there. :l
08:57 <MincedSushi> lol
09:06 <Steven> oh and Big Kyle is in town this weekend.... SHE DID IT AGAIN!
09:08 <MincedSushi> If that's how you want to play it then more power to you :P
09:12 <MincedSushi> I like it~
09:17 <Steven> oh mans.... sleep is incomming at a rapid pace
09:22 <Steven> i bet im in bed by 4am
10:06 <Steven> gonna be awesome at level 10 im going to have a reach of 20ft for combat patrol
10:27 <Novel> bluff, perception, knowledge history and handle animal
10:35 <Steven> just some sweet shit ya know
11:00 <Novel> also due to my boreal bloodline i get a fre e survival
11:01 <MincedSushi> Good! Remember that you get some other sklls as class skills based on your bloodline
11:10 <Novel> beat you to it :L
11:11 <MincedSushi> Sadly that's not waht that means
11:21 <Steven> i totaly forgot to add power attack into that calculation
11:36 <MincedSushi> YOu gain it as a class skill which means if you put ranks in it +3 otherwise no dice
11:40 <Steven> so my actual damage is 1d10+13... thought it sounded low
11:45 <Novel> ah 
12:09 <Novel> are class skils seperate from otherwise?
12:36 <MincedSushi> Nah~
12:51 <MincedSushi> You can still roll survial if you don't put ranks in it
13:13 <MincedSushi> It'll jsut mean that you only get your stat mod + rnadom stuff to it.
13:29 <MincedSushi> For you that means +2 to a survival roll even though you don't have the skill
13:34 <Hydrazine> -4 total to attack on all the AoOs though huh?
13:45 <MincedSushi> If you were to put a rank in it you'd get to roll witha  +6
13:59 <Steven> ?
14:16 <Steven> no i added in the negatives without adding in the damage
14:38 <Hydrazine> still at +10 to hit with the -4? damn.
14:39 <MincedSushi> Hop on skype
14:43 <MincedSushi> It'll be easier
15:04 <Novel> i'll have to swap computer first ;?
15:07 <Novel> :/
15:21 <Steven> yeah, polearm fighters get cool shit
15:57 <MincedSushi> kay~
15:57 <Steven> steadfast pike, and polearm training good
15:58 <Novel> how do i uyse the diebot again?
16:08 <Steven> +2 hit +1 damage while doing combat patrol
16:17 <Steven> seem pretty decent
16:42 <MincedSushi>  !throw 
16:50 <MincedSushi>  !throw 1d20+2
16:53 <MincedSushi> etc
17:04 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d20+2 becasue I can:
17:04 <diebot> MincedSushi, becasue I can:: [1d20=17] 19
17:30 <Novel> !throw 1d2
17:30 <diebot> Novel, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
17:30 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d6+4 becasue I did
17:31 <diebot> MincedSushi, becasue I did: [1d6=5] 9
17:40 <Steven> im just gonna redo all the math i keep forgetting shit
17:41 <Novel> tyy :L
17:48 <Novel> actually
17:50 <Novel> waitr
17:57 <MincedSushi> !throw #2 1d20
18:04 <MincedSushi> !throw 2#1d20
18:04 <diebot> MincedSushi, 2#1d20: [1d20=13] 13, [1d20=17] 17
18:07 <Hydrazine> Picked up combat reflexes for Jerus.
18:31 <MincedSushi> !throw 2#1d20+4
18:32 <diebot> MincedSushi, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17, [1d20=12] 16
18:37 <MincedSushi> D
18:53 <Steven> Alright everytime I hit
18:57 <MincedSushi> :D
19:10 <MincedSushi> I keep a list of my skills for my char in a .txt
19:12 <Steven> while doing combat patrol
19:19 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d20+5 Charge Attack; 2d6+7 Powerattack Greatsword
19:19 <diebot> MincedSushi, Charge Attack: [1d20=4] 9; Powerattack Greatsword: [2d6=2,4] 13
19:21 <Novel> what are the odds of having an alternative bloodline as oppioed to a standard one?
19:26 <MincedSushi> !throw 1d20+4 Skill - Diplomacy 
19:26 <diebot> MincedSushi, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=16] 20
19:36 <Steven> 1d20+10 1d10+14 x2 15-20
19:37 <MincedSushi> Very good?
19:42 <Novel> YOU'RE ON FIRE! :l
19:46 <MincedSushi> The bloodline is yours to chooe
19:48 <Novel> Really?
19:57 <Novel> I meam, lore wise
20:02 <MincedSushi> VEry good
20:14 <MincedSushi> Sorcerors are a bit of an oddity to begin with
20:30 <MincedSushi> All it means is that somewhere some time in your history there is an influence of that type
21:05 <MincedSushi> So 15generations ago A clestial healed your family memeber
21:14 <Steven> without doing combat patrol will be a +9 to hit
21:19 <MincedSushi> bam you have an option at the clestial bloodline lore wise
22:36 <MincedSushi> SO as you can imagine this means you cna choose almost any one
24:16 <Novel> how good is this?
24:24 <MincedSushi> ??
24:31 <MincedSushi> I don't understand that question xD
24:32 <Novel> Seeker Magic (Su)  At 15th level, a seeker becomes skilled at modifying his bloodline spells with metamagic. When a seeker applies a metamagic feat to any bonus spells granted by his bloodline, he reduces the metamagic feat’s spell level adjustment by 1. Thus, applying a Metamagic feat like Still Spell to a spell does not change its effective spell level at a
24:44 <Novel> all, while applying Quicken Spell only increases the spell’s effective spell level by 3 instead of by 4. This reduction to the spell level adjustment for Metamagic feats does not stack with similar reductions from other abilities.  This ability replaces the bloodline power gained at 15th level.
24:54 <MincedSushi> That's quite good for some
25:01 <MincedSushi> However pfs ends at level 12
25:11 <MincedSushi> So you will never see that in organized play
25:14 <Steven> Salvanar basically wants to get into a position near casters he is fighting or casters on his team and set up his combat patrol to punish them for doing stupid shit
25:31 <Steven> then when he gets to level 6
25:33 <MincedSushi> Or at least not till they raise level cap
25:41 <Steven> i think i am going to work on anther tool for his toolbox
26:50 <MincedSushi> Honestly looking at it you really should have the arcane bloodline
27:00 <Steven> my favorite feat thats available for fighters isnt available till level 11
27:04 <Steven> Pin down!
27:24 <Steven> Benefit: Whenever an opponent you threaten takes a 5-foot step or uses the withdraw action, that opponent provokes an attack of opportunity from you. If the attack hits, you deal no damage, but the targeted creature is prevented from making the move action that granted a 5-foot step or the withdraw action and does not move.
27:39 <MincedSushi> Then you get that knowledge skill as a  class skill which means it gets +3 and you get a familier for realsies which at level 3 Can be the dire rat if you take the feat :D
27:44 <Steven> caster going to 5foot step out of your threatened area.... no fuck you you're staying put
27:50 <Ballig> they're extending beyond level 12 now
28:01 <MincedSushi> Oh they are?
28:05 <MincedSushi> How far?
28:22 <MincedSushi> I remember reading something about lvl 13 
28:31 <Steven> so... anybody within 20ft that is trying to get into position to flank or cast a spell or do shenaniganz... no
28:34 <MincedSushi> But it made it sound like it was abilities only
28:45 <MincedSushi> And not a real level
29:05 <Ballig> yeah they were just doing level 12 because it would take too long for people to get there and would be a waste of efforts to create content higher than that
29:16 <MincedSushi> Makes sense
29:20 <Ballig> they've amended the rules to allow levelling higher, and they're slowly putting out content for 12+
29:35 <MincedSushi> As it is the teir 7 game planed for tomorrow got cancelled do to lack of players right?
29:44 <Ballig> yeah
29:52 <Ballig> not sure if Avatar was going to run something else in its place
30:00 <MincedSushi> Don't worry I'll be there soon I gain a level a week ^^
30:15 <MincedSushi> Invites say there is
33:09 <Ballig> yeah it's a game I have already played
33:17 <Ballig> pretty sure it's tier 1-5 though
35:37 <MincedSushi> Yep~
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39:21 <Steven> alright sleep time, peace out everybody!
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51:49 <Mekkis> I think low-level levelling is too slow
52:20 <Steven> sup sup
52:21 <Steven> im back
52:37 <Steven> bought some liver jerky for my dogs
52:55 <Steven> they have been looking at me for like 10 minutes now cause they know i have more
55:53 <Steven> made the marinade for the beef tomorrow
55:57 <Steven> sooooooooooo good
56:07 <Steven> has prolly too much whiskey but.... fuck i dont care
58:05 <Mekkis> Almost anything, including artistic disembowelments, can be justivied[sic] 1) in the name of Gaia, 2) if you're 300 years old, or 3) if you've been doing it long enough.
01:36 <exBoomerET> Ok, time for a new nickname
07:45 <Steven> call yourself.... BigBoomer
08:20 <Steven> mekkis do you have a pathfinder module subscription or do you piecemeal it?
10:24 <Steven> also, my buddy walter was given a VL of eastern washington instead of the VC
10:42 <Steven> OH NOES!  this of course means i have no added responsability which makes me feel better! lol
19:41 <mortswishytail> Back
19:48 <exBoomerET> Hi Mort.
19:54 <mortswishytail> Went for a nature walk
20:05 <mortswishytail> Spotted quite some critters
20:37 <mortswishytail> A big bird. A small bird
20:41 <mortswishytail> And a squirrel
20:54 <mortswishytail> I couldn't identify both birds
21:02 <mortswishytail> Not enough knowledge nature :p
21:17 <exBoomerET> I know what my new nickname is...
26:14 <mortswishytail> Will be back soon
28:01 <mortswishytail> Mekkis
28:02 <mortswishytail> Pm
39:15 <Mort> k afk mode
39:17 <Mort> anything poke
45:31 <Dutchman> Hey, welcome back Steven 
45:39 <Dutchman> How was dinner?
51:30 <Avatar> zzzz
02:45 <Avatar> going to have to cancel tomorrow, not enough people accepting
03:34 <MincedSushi> That's a bummer
03:52 <MincedSushi> It sounded like it was just because everyone had done that module already
04:31 <Avatar> it was chosen because people hadn't done it 
04:57 <Mekkis> it's been run in here how many times?
05:02 <MincedSushi> xD that's not ehat I was hearing
05:08 <Avatar> once?
05:11 <Mekkis> at least twice
05:14 <Mekkis> maybe three times
05:17 <Avatar> who ran the second game
05:23 <Mekkis> you or Ballig 
05:23 <Avatar> or third
05:34 <Mekkis> I know Brunius has run it once
05:37 <Avatar> ballig might have run it for tristen and thelen
05:52 <Avatar> don't know, there were a lot of people who hadn't played it
06:04 <Avatar> or at least who hasn't marked down that they had played it
06:16 <Avatar> nobody's declined saying they have 
09:50 <Steven> i prepared dinner, we going to be eating tomorrow
10:00 <Steven> made the menu and marinade and what not
11:37 <Steven> so my buddy walter got made VL, so i dont have any more responability other then showing up still. (happy happy, i wasnt looking forward for more responsability)
13:05 <Steven> so, whats up everybody?
13:56 <Steven> Damnbeans i gotta go to the store agian.
15:50 <Mekkis> Steven, could you do me a favour?
16:18 <Steven> sup sup whatcha need?
16:28 <Mekkis> PM
16:33 <Steven> ?
16:44 <Steven> oh i see it
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46:43 <Avatar> You consume homemade gnome.
46:46 <Avatar> hahahaha
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