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00:00 <Bastardly_One> we're on ... I am not committing myself though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I go to play I get distracted right this moment
01:00 <Bastardly_One> someone go past Loof's house and knock on the window yeah?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry about it man ... 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't
02:00 <Loof> i wouldn't worry if i didn't have a three year old here
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <Loof> i couldn't give a fuck about me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> are little trouble making cunts really gonna be that stupid?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they know they
03:00 <Loof> hope not
03:00 <Bastardly_One> are fucking with you and succeeding when bored enough 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> find a way to turn the tables if the cops don't give a fuck 
04:00 <Loof> they can only come through the door/window one at a time
04:00 <Loof> so i'll knife them one by one
04:00 <Loof> plus my wife has a machete
04:00 <Bastardly_One> why does that not surprise me
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you leave the hosue I cut you up cunt!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *house
05:00 <Loof> rofl
05:00 <couleurs> u hat u guyz
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ok? you want leave house? I cut your cock off! sluts out there!
06:00 <Loof> i'm making a potato canon and filling it with nails in the next few days
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I beanie you couleurs
06:00 <Mody> thats a good choice Loof you will end up doing jail before they do
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this time the dickhead is right 
07:00 <Mody> they prob know you are crazy too so they hoping you get yourself busted
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be showing you can be riled up if it's just local trouble making dicks
07:00 <Loof> i hope its just kids
07:00 <Mody> it would be kids
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Mody ... that wasn't called for
08:00 <Mody> actually that was
08:00 <Mody> that is true and he needs to wake up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you saw or heard who was threatening you yeah?
08:00 <Loof> didnt see them
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was just trouble making teenagers
08:00 <Loof> that park is dark
08:00 <Mody> if he doesnt even know who it is thats proving my point even more
08:00 <Mody> LOL
08:00 <Mody> its prob someone from austnet
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
08:00 <Loof> they were screaming they're coming back at night to rape my wife
08:00 <Mody> loof owes money to  afew ppl off here for drugs 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're not sure kind of thing and bored whoever in a nearby park that has seen a light on?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, you are worrying about nothing if what I said is pretty much right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO anyway
09:00 <Skirmish> lol @ loof preparing for war. 
09:00 <Loof> i hope you're right
09:00 <Mody> if its all the way in the park how did you hear them sayign they will rape your wife
09:00 <couleurs> haha Loof is finally going 2 get what he deserves
09:00 <Mody> also from their voice you would know if it was kids or an adult
09:00 <Loof> but its better to be prepared
09:00 <Mody> id say this story is totally made up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like being egged and then mouthed off at by a passing car of fuckwits the way you've described it 
10:00 <Mody> paranoid skitzo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not try to put ya down ... trying to get ya to relax about it and work out exactly what happened
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't paying that much attention except I saw lemons were chucked and a mouthful was given when you came out to tell them to fuck off
10:00 <Mody> its obvious, someone threw some shit at his house and then said they would rape his wife. thats the end move on with life
11:00 <Mody> you should work for AFP Bastardly_One
11:00 <Loof> a part of me thinks if they were serious they wouldn't throw lemons
11:00 <Loof> they'd throw a brick through the window
11:00 <Loof> but i dont know
11:00 <Kynetic>  life throws you lemons?
11:00 <Mody> nope not always Loof
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the logical part
11:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
11:00 <Kynetic> make some fkn lemonade
11:00 <Picard> night cunts
11:00 <British^Meat> lol @ Loof
11:00 <Mody> you need to realise lemons were prob the only option at the time
11:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Kynetic ... I was gonna there but we know he gets moodeh
12:00 <Kynetic> fuck em all i say
12:00 <Loof> i have a suspicion that it is relos of the woman i screamed at for stealing lemons
12:00 <Kynetic> fuck em right in the arse
12:00 <Loof> her nephews or some shit
12:00 <Kynetic> jesus Loof.. sounds like you have a temper
12:00 <Kynetic> theyre lemons ffs
12:00 <Loof> if she had of just asked
12:00 <Kynetic> its not like theyre raping your wife or anything.
12:00 <Loof> i would have helped her pick them
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, I'd steal lemons out of ya front yard going past even ... fuck you for having it out the front
13:00 <Bastardly_One> should of planted out back sucker!
13:00 <Loof> ikr
13:00 <Kynetic> i piss on lemon trees
13:00 <Kynetic> so if i saw a lemon tree in your front yard and i was drunk
13:00 <Kynetic> id more likely take a piss on it
13:00 <Kynetic> than steal any lemons
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> actually they're not just lemons by the way
13:00 <Loof> it's good for them
13:00 <Kynetic> i know
14:00 <Bastardly_One> go to coles ... they're 1.20 each
14:00 <Kynetic> so you couldnt be angry at me
14:00 <Kynetic> id be there doin you a favour
14:00 <Loof> yep lol
14:00 <Kynetic> you'd be all like "WTF ARE YOU DOIN OUT THERE???"
14:00 <Loof> thanks guys i needed a laf
14:00 <Loof> :)
14:00 <Kynetic> and id be like "just pissin on ya lemon tree ya kaaaaaaaaaaaarnt"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, cool
14:00 <Kynetic> and youd be like "OH.. OK SWEET THEN CARRY ON"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> come in for a bong when ya finished
14:00 <Kynetic> speaking of pissing on lemons
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Kynetic> partay :D
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *covers my eyes because Kynetic is gonna wee on partay*
15:00 <Kynetic> hello
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's not what you meant was it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> my bad
15:00 <Mody> Loof dont you smoke pot?
15:00 <Kynetic> Bastardly_One doesnt know partay very well
15:00 <Mody> shouldnt you be calm
15:00 <Kynetic> it'd be more like giving golden showers to some lesbians
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish you were active more often
16:00 <Kynetic> me too
16:00 <Kynetic> having kids at home on school holidays is tiring.
16:00 <Loof> kids are tiring
16:00 <Kynetic> plus im a lazy cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they are exhausting little things
16:00 <Bastardly_One> even when they're not doing anything they're still tiring
16:00 <johninj4> hehe
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's the real one state your pet name for me 
17:00 <Serenity> shut up spastic
17:00 <Bastardly_One> will the real Serenity please stand up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh HAI! :D
17:00 <couleurs> i wish ppl would FiFa more often...
17:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Loof> hey Serenity :)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
18:00 <Serenity> hey loof
18:00 <Serenity> it goes well
18:00 <Serenity> how are we all
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good ... good
18:00 <Loof> not too bad
18:00 <Maurice> Woah Serenity, wtf have you been
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm alright ... nothing really to complain about
18:00 <Mody> hahahahahaha
18:00 <Mody> Serenity
18:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's bullshit but yeah I'm good
18:00 <Maurice> Settle down, Mody
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Serenity> you always complain
18:00 <Mody> hahahahahaha Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> gerroff!
19:00 <Kynetic> make me
19:00 <Serenity> what if i dont want to
19:00 <Kynetic> fuck
19:00 <Kynetic> now we have a Kynetic sandwich
19:00 <Kynetic> and im still wearing pants
19:00 <Serenity> thats hot
19:00 <Maurice> Well Serenity was thinking of me the other day while eating inches, so it could be a good sandwich
20:00 <Kynetic> (not for long at this rate)
20:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
20:00 <Serenity> i always think about you when i have inches
20:00 <Serenity> mody you can stop pming me now
20:00 <Serenity> dont be a coward
20:00 <Kynetic> someones got a boner.
20:00 <Kynetic> and is ashamed of it
20:00 <Serenity> he does
20:00 <Mody> hi Serenity
21:00 <Mody> "im never coming back to austnet"
21:00 <Mody> hahahahaha
21:00 <Serenity> and no i never said im never coming back to austnet
21:00 <Serenity> nor did i say i was leaving
21:00 <Mody> yeh you did
21:00 <Serenity> no
21:00 <Serenity> i didnt
21:00 <Mody> you did and you rage quit
21:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <Serenity> well no
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> hah, which one is this guy?
21:00 <Serenity> no idea
21:00 <Kynetic> oh who knows
21:00 <Mody> this place has been great without you here
21:00 <Serenity> sure it is
21:00 <Loof> i still cant believe serenity is here
21:00 <Kynetic> obv troll is obv.
21:00 <Mody> everyone loves it
21:00 <Loof> so happy
21:00 <British^Meat> they're all the same these days, all melded into one loser entity
22:00 <Maurice> (21:21:35) (Mody): "im never coming back to austnet"
22:00 <Maurice> Rofl
22:00 <Mody> talking about yourself again British^Meat?
22:00 <Serenity> hahah no shit
22:00 <Maurice> Someone is a terrible detective
22:00 <British^Meat> Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
22:00 <Serenity> embarraso
22:00 <Serenity> hows things British^Meat
22:00 <Mody> hahaha classic Maurice, you talk so much shit about Serenity when she aint around now you kissing her asshole
22:00 <Maurice> Yep, for sure
22:00 <Serenity> but she doesnt
22:00 <Maurice> You fucking idiot lol
22:00 <Serenity> so..
22:00 <Serenity> hahahah
22:00 <British^Meat> lol, this guy :)
22:00 <Serenity> this is fantastic
22:00 <British^Meat> so cut
22:00 <Skirmish> lol this is too funny. 
22:00 <Serenity> it really is
22:00 <Mody> why are you here then Serenity?
22:00 <British^Meat> yer great thanks Serenity, no complaints
23:00 <Serenity> because i can
23:00 <Serenity> why are you here?
23:00 <Mody> because im not you
23:00 <Serenity> but im here too
23:00 <Serenity> that doesnt make sense
23:00 <Mody> so why did you leave?
23:00 <Serenity> i didnt
23:00 <Serenity> and i never said i did
23:00 <Mody> ohh you never left?
23:00 <Serenity> lol!!!!!
23:00 <johninj4> whats wrong Mody?
23:00 <British^Meat> i leave every night
23:00 <British^Meat> I dont get it
23:00 <Mody> ohh wait thats wrong of me sorry I forgot your bot
24:00 <Serenity> i dont have a bot..
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is going to gets ops and hand out all the perm bans again. *evil giggle*
24:00 <British^Meat> fuck, imagine that
24:00 <Maurice> This really is embarrassing
24:00 <Mody> and then it will be dead as
24:00 <British^Meat> Bliss!
24:00 <Mody> die even more
24:00 <Serenity> no shit Maurice
24:00 <Serenity> haha
24:00 <johninj4> why are you so upset Mody
24:00 <Serenity> this worked out better than I imagined
24:00 <Mody> hows paul going?
24:00 <Skirmish> Queue the PM's and noteops to lwax screaming for Serenity to never get ops.
24:00 <British^Meat> so much salt from this dude :)
24:00 <Serenity> oh dont worry about lax
24:00 <Serenity> shes probably just menopausal
24:00 <Doodle> DONT YOU DARE GIVE HER OPS
24:00 <Mody> asd hate her
24:00 <Serenity> fucking hell lifes over
25:00 <Serenity> asd hate me
25:00 <johninj4> lol
25:00 <Mody> its prob not even Serenity
25:00 <Loof> http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Original-Potato-Cannon/ filled with nails
25:00 <Serenity> yeah its not serenity
25:00 <johninj4> Mody is a spokesperson for asd
25:00 <Serenity> its an alien
25:00 <Skirmish> lol Mody's thinking is all over the place. Get off the heroin son. 
25:00 <Doodle> sezz why are you back in here? didn't you feel dirty enough tonight already
25:00 <Mody> actually they tell me themsevles what they think of her
25:00 <Maurice> Of course they do
25:00 <Serenity> never too dirty doods ;)
25:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
25:00 <Kynetic> im asd
25:00 <Doodle> hot
25:00 <Serenity> hahahah
25:00 <Kynetic> i like Serenity.
25:00 <Serenity> oh god plz
25:00 <Kynetic> she lets me play with her bewbs.
25:00 <Doodle> i'm ocd and i like Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> ;D
26:00 <Mody> hows paul?
26:00 <Maurice> I'm PHD and I think you're all insane
26:00 <Serenity> you're making me need to tinkle with the lolz
26:00 <johninj4> lol
26:00 <Serenity> ask him yourself you giant coward
26:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of boob pics .... MY GOD Mew sent me the most awesome one of her so far earlier tonight. 
26:00 <Skirmish> hhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggg POP
26:00 <Mody> Skirmish you have a wife dont you?
26:00 <Skirmish> No. 
26:00 <Serenity> rofl
26:00 <Mody> or were you just lying the other night as usual
26:00 <Skirmish> Even if I did. So what? 
27:00 <Maurice> I don't have a wife either, wonder if she'll send me tit pics
27:00 <Mody> you should send a picture of your cock
27:00 <Serenity> hahah
27:00 <Mody> to random girls
27:00 <Serenity> ask
27:00 <Doodle> ok
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
27:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 will you?
27:00 <Skirmish> lol when have I said I had a wife? You're fried Mody. You and christopher hang out a lot. I can tell. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey serenity!
27:00 <Maurice> I promise I don't have a wife
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> pic?
27:00 <Mody> I dont even know who Christopher is?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> we can swap em - no dick pics tho - k?
27:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows who he is
27:00 <Serenity> hey kate!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup!
27:00 <Serenity> not much hey
27:00 <Serenity> you?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly don't like using ignore right? Mody is close to going there there 
28:00 <Maurice> I just heard Harry Connick Jr say 'All you have to do, is suck the head'
28:00 <Maurice> Count me in
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same, same 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> complete little aggressive fuckwit
28:00 <British^Meat> oh oh, Mody! do me next!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
28:00 <Serenity> British^Meat that sound kinky
28:00 <Kynetic> i wish i had a wife
28:00 <Kynetic> oh wait.
28:00 <Kynetic> i do!
28:00 <Kynetic> :D
28:00 <Serenity> shes mine
28:00 <Serenity> back off champ
28:00 <Kynetic> we can share
28:00 <Serenity> ok deal
29:00 <Mody> ohh no Bastardly_One you will ignore me
29:00 <Skirmish> Mody: You had better be careful mate ...B1 is going to ignore you! HE'S A MAN THAT MATTERS!  BE WORRIED!! 
29:00 <Mody> :(
29:00 <Skirmish> lol woteva
29:00 <Mody> 50 year old loser going to ignore me fuck
29:00 <Mody> however will I cope
29:00 <Doodle> someone make me a cup of goddamn tea
29:00 <Doodle> srsly
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> be aggressive, b-e aggressive 
29:00 <Doodle> fuck
29:00 <Serenity> make your fucking own
29:00 <Kynetic> Doodle do you want some vodka in it?
29:00 <Serenity> ROLE CALL
29:00 <Doodle> THE FUCK YOU SAY BITCH
29:00 <Doodle> no
29:00 <Kynetic> Serenity can i be the evil wizard?
29:00 <Serenity> i wish
29:00 <Serenity> you could smell
30:00 <Serenity> what im smellin
30:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooool
30:00 <Skirmish> I could go a cup of Kevin Rudd tea now. 
30:00 <Serenity> yes Kynetic?
30:00 <Doodle> shut up
30:00 <Maurice> Stale cum
30:00 <Doodle> uh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Kevin Rudd tea?
30:00 <Kynetic> yayyyyyyyyy
30:00 <Skirmish> Yes, Kevin Rudd tea. It's great. 
30:00 <Mody> yes Bastardly_One you should try it
30:00 <Mody> prob cant afford it though
30:00 <Skirmish> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2013/01/16/1226555/222756-kevin-rudd-tea.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> when I want the opinion of a tard I'll ask Chris something 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now hush yes Mody?
31:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <Skirmish> Was only meant to be out for 12 months with donations going to RSPCA. So popular they've kept it.
31:00 <Doodle> i dont want kevin rudd tea i want normal fucking tea
31:00 <Mody> its good tea
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooh australian afternoon tea
31:00 <Serenity> what is kevin rudd tea
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mody
31:00 <Doodle> i dont care
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> this film
31:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon cunts
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> TWICE
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> omgosh
31:00 <Loof> get a thermos
31:00 <Skirmish> Mody: Check out how arrogant he's acting! He loves telling everyone else how arrogant they are but can't see it in himself. 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> even better the second time man!
31:00 <Doodle> get a dog up ya
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that is nice stuff ... I agree ... had the Liptons Australian Breakfast?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nie too
31:00 <British^Meat> sup ShadowLurker
32:00 <Mody> he's an old loser Skirmish
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *nice too
32:00 <Mody> nobody even pays attention to him
32:00 <Doodle> i dont want a 2 hour discussion about it i just want a cup of giddamn tea
32:00 <Doodle> fuck
32:00 <Doodle> *goddamn
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <Serenity> make rooster do it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doodle is an old Doodle but uno
32:00 <Doodle> he's out
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
32:00 <Mody> i left my pc on the other day came back it was like just Bastardly_One talking to himself for a day
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, look in the mirror and fuck up ... you're the most arrogant cunt austnet has ever seen I'd suspect
32:00 <Mody> cunts on drugs or meds or needs them
32:00 <ShadowLurker> i see nothings changed
32:00 <British^Meat> Mody has some good points i guess :)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need glasses! You cunts type too fast!
32:00 <Skirmish> blah blah blah lol 
32:00 <Maurice> My nail polish colour has, ShadowLurker, look
32:00 <Loof> you can have mine
32:00 <Mody> lol ShadowLurker you spending ur life on here too you just dont come in under this nick
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi clown boy *waves to ShadowLurker* ... no, apparently not by the way
33:00 <Mody> but the bot does the job
33:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl you paranoid fuck
33:00 <Mody> so predictable and sad
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i havnt been in here
33:00 <ShadowLurker> legit
33:00 <Mody> duh idiot
33:00 <Doodle> what is going onnnnnnnnn
33:00 <Bonny> yo
33:00 <Serenity> BONNY
33:00 <Serenity> howdy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a reunion
33:00 <Maurice> Hey Bonny, we have been told that all of ASD hate Serenity
33:00 <Maurice> Can you confirm or deny this
33:00 <Serenity> they probs do
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know what im gonna do with myself
34:00 <Maurice> Kynetic already said he'd put his hand up her skirt and make her lips move
34:00 <Mody> Maurice dont try and get points because you talk shit about Serenity when she isnt around
34:00 <Serenity> yeah Maurice
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sing a song… i just don't know what to do with myself....
34:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry
34:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh this is boring
34:00 <Maurice> I'll send her the logs instead
34:00 <Doodle> have a wank
34:00 <Serenity> hes doing that rn
34:00 <Serenity> legit
34:00 <Kynetic> ahh yea
34:00 <Maurice> Come on Doodle, you missed my line
34:00 <Kynetic> i see irc hasnt changed much while i havent been here
34:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooool
34:00 <Mody> lol you havnt been here?
34:00 <Doodle> i just saw it
34:00 <Maurice> Have you been missing Kynetic?
34:00 <Kynetic> lets talk about how lame it is to be on irc.
34:00 <Maurice> ;)
34:00 <Kynetic> WHILE ON FUCKING IRC
34:00 <Doodle> lame
35:00 <Mody> very lame
35:00 <Serenity> Kynetic ive been gone since octover
35:00 <Serenity> everything is exactly the same
35:00 <Kynetic> Serenity ive barely been here in that time
35:00 <Skirmish> This is the most active (excluding B1 and B2 monologues) that this channel has been for at least a month. 
35:00 <Maurice> I see you like it down and dirty
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was her point Capt Obvious ... such a Qlder Kynetic
35:00 <Mody> most active ever
35:00 <Serenity> how to stir up a chan in 5 mins Skirmish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he is hardly here ... Kynetic that is 
35:00 <Serenity> hahah
35:00 <Doodle> i'm goin down to pussy town
35:00 <Bastardly_One> his name is here but he
35:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't
35:00 <Mody> so he just leaves pc on?
35:00 <Kynetic> im always idlin
35:00 <Mody> maybe you should be more like Kynetic Bastardly_One
36:00 <Maurice> They see him idlin, they hatin
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he is staff tool
36:00 <Doodle> its near tittybong
36:00 <Mody> then ppl might enjoy this place and stick around
36:00 <Serenity> roflll
36:00 <Kynetic> i dunno Mody
36:00 <Serenity> tittybong
36:00 <Maurice> Which is upwind from poowong
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Kynetic> i rkn if you werent here ppl might find it more enjoyable
36:00 <Mody> ohwell
36:00 <Doodle> poooooooowong
36:00 <Mody> cruel world we live in
36:00 <Kynetic> im always happy to test that theory
36:00 <Maurice> Every time Cam says that, I laugh
36:00 <Mody> im sure you are
36:00 <Maurice> And it's been 12 yrs
36:00 <Serenity> test it
36:00 <Serenity> garn
36:00 <Kynetic> lol
36:00 <Maurice> I'll race you Kynetic
36:00 <Maurice> Ready
36:00 <Doodle> i notice my teacup is still empty
36:00 <Maurice> 1
36:00 <Serenity> 1
36:00 <Serenity> 2
36:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
36:00 <Maurice> 2
36:00 <Serenity> 3
37:00 <Doodle> 12
37:00 <Kynetic> wait
37:00 <Doodle> (make Doodle a cup of tea)
37:00 <Maurice> Barlese is the correct term
37:00 <Serenity> doodle
37:00 <Doodle> sezz
37:00 <Doodle> no
37:00 <Serenity> you could have boiled the kettle 3 times by nmow
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Doodle> its too far
37:00 <Maurice> Get a coffee machine with pods, they do tea too
37:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
37:00 <Maurice> Or get a maid
37:00 <Kynetic> just make a fucken pot of tea ya whingin old bag
37:00 <Serenity> do you drink real tea or bags doods
37:00 <Doodle> you offering
38:00 <Maurice> I bet hes a tea leaf guy
38:00 <Kynetic> im totally a leaf tea in the pot person
38:00 <Kynetic> when i drink tea that is
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
38:00 <Doodle> just bags, i'm the hurly burly of modern life a thrusting young executive like me doesn't have time for teapots
38:00 <Loof> i'm totally a pot person
38:00 <Kynetic> which is to say.. pretty rarely
38:00 <Kynetic> we know Longie
38:00 <Kynetic> er Loof
38:00 <Serenity> lol loof
38:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand the at the bottom of the cup ... try Dilmah Extra Strong though ... that shit is like the crack cocaine of tea when steeped for about 5 mins
39:00 <British^Meat> Doodle
39:00 <British^Meat> i made u some of this....
39:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/HsWVKsYVn4I
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it must be what a coffee rush would feel like I'd think
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elm tea (Jun 10, 2014) 0:31 - Category: People & Blogs - 95 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Serenity> legit though
39:00 <Loof> you've never had coffee b1?
39:00 <Kynetic> sif you dont filter the tea leaves out as you pour
39:00 <Serenity> whats happened in 4 mopnhths
39:00 <Doodle> omg
39:00 <Serenity> fuck
39:00 <Serenity> months
39:00 <Doodle> delicious elm tea
40:00 <Doodle> you can taste the bark cant you
40:00 <Kynetic> srsly thats just lazy
40:00 <Kynetic> i mean. im lazy..
40:00 <Kynetic> but that.. just takes the cake.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - love bottoms!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, well I've done something people like to make jokes about because he's a bit too much like his old man 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that is I've found the young man 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he found me ... but yeah 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
40:00 <Doodle> really katatonic_kate01?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Clairey too!
40:00 <Clairey> hello fuckers!
40:00 <Serenity> your kid?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> CLAIRY
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
41:00 <Serenity> thanks!
41:00 <Kynetic> see what happens when i wake up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, that'd be the one ... yep
41:00 <Kynetic> all the cool people come online.
41:00 <Serenity> oh cool
41:00 <Serenity> going well?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
41:00 <Doodle> why are all the vaginas coming back all of a sudden
41:00 <Loof> but i'm here kynetic
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> all these old peeps
41:00 <Doodle> i mean girls
41:00 <Kynetic> Loof there are always exceptions to every rule
41:00 <Loof> true
41:00 <Kynetic> :D
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is except his mother is dead set so crazy I am legit wary of her
41:00 <Kynetic> you can tbe all that bad tho
41:00 <Kynetic> you have a lemon tree and you smoke weed
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Kynetic> kinda reminds me of my aunt
42:00 <Kynetic> do you also grow your own fresh herbs?
42:00 <Serenity> oh well lucky hes old enough to decide shit for himself now i guess
42:00 <Serenity> no custody battles n shit
42:00 <Loof> yes basil, rosemary, thyme etc 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, yeah I have trie coffee and it's like I'd imagine the urine of satan tasting like
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so I've never drunk it enough to know what a rush out of it is like
42:00 <Kynetic> i always kill rosemary
42:00 <Clairey> so what's been happening vagina heads
42:00 <Kynetic> it just never wants to grow in my garden
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but that tea I was just talking about is fucking strong as fuck
42:00 <Clairey> i feel that i should be getting some goss
42:00 <Doodle> i got the vagina on my head removed
42:00 <Clairey> report your informations
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Clairey, not much ... I had something to tell you ages ago though ... I might remember 
43:00 <Doodle> i got that tattoo of your name on my penis like you asked me to Clairey
43:00 <Clairey> haha ages as in like last year... august.. maybe?
43:00 <Doodle> but you never came back
43:00 <Doodle> and i could only fit CLA
43:00 <Doodle> :(
43:00 <Clairey> im back now Doodle, that's all that matters
43:00 <Loof> pml
43:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to see mark, sherm and chelle soon ... that'll be weird kind of 
43:00 <Doodle> touch chelle's breasts for me
43:00 <Clairey> wait, Doodle...
43:00 <Clairey> you mean..
43:00 <Doodle> its ok just say its from me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not what I had to tell ya though ... fucked if I know ... I might remember 
44:00 <Clairey> it spells out COLA
44:00 <Clairey> ??
44:00 <Clairey> because of ur a hole
44:00 <Doodle> CHOLERA
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
44:00 <Clairey> id have gone with cola but ok
44:00 <Clairey> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, that sounds like fun but she'd call the cops on me probably :(
44:00 <Doodle> sorry i've just been advised i'm not allowed to talk to any of you anymore
44:00 <Serenity> who wants a beer im getting one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I might touch crimson seraph's though
44:00 <Skirmish> I am going to say it again ... because it's true. Doodle gets all the sluts. 
44:00 <Serenity> LOL DOODLE SHUT UP
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he has nice boobs
45:00 <Doodle> .
45:00 <Clairey> hmm what was chelle aka?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <Doodle> chelle
45:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle as in the chelle here right now
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> [00:04] <@Maurice> Kynetic already said he'd put his hand up her skirt and make her lips move
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> [00:04] <Mody> Maurice dont try and get points because you talk shit about Serenity when she isnt around
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> [00:04] <Serenity> yeah Maurice
45:00 <Clairey> man, mark as in thewjm?
45:00 <Clairey> dayum
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> can't we all
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> just get into bed
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and SNUGGLE
45:00 <Bastardly_One> mark as in crimson seraph
45:00 <Mody> so Serenity why did you leave?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> like I do with Doodle when I am sad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy with the nice boobs
45:00 <Clairey> oh my bad
45:00 <Serenity> we all need to just chill and chat
45:00 <Clairey> lol
45:00 <Doodle> THEWJM
45:00 <Serenity> or ignore each other
46:00 <Doodle> THAT CUNT
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am sad right now
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doodle
46:00 <Clairey> yeah long beard
46:00 <Serenity> cause i aint fighting with anyone
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> DOODLE!!!!!!
46:00 <Mody> THEWJM
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAD
46:00 <Clairey> well, was long beard
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> PANTS
46:00 <Doodle> panda
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the WJM is Carl
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
46:00 <Mody> Carl Topping
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oui?
46:00 <Serenity> carl rocks
46:00 <Doodle> CLARLTPOPPER
46:00 <Clairey> yeah my bad
46:00 <Mody> carl is a fucking loser
46:00 <Clairey> its been a while lol
46:00 <Doodle> he zlined me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you either get him or you don't when you meet him though
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
46:00 <Mody> he's a child sex offender
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I z line MYSELF!
46:00 <Doodle> cos i used the nick ClarltPopper
46:00 <Serenity> he is fucking not
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to agree with Serenity ... if you get him he's awesome
46:00 <Mody> he is
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dick Poop
46:00 <Doodle> looool
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
46:00 <Doodle> willie stoker
46:00 <Mody> he had auto zline once if you mentioned his name
46:00 <Clairey> i never had an issue with him
46:00 <Doodle> r
46:00 <Mody> what a loser
46:00 <Serenity> lol doodle i remember that
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I tend to agree with anybody
47:00 <Serenity> he got so mad
47:00 <Doodle> ClarltPopper isnt his name
47:00 <Serenity> i dont think its anyones name
47:00 <Serenity> JUST A HUNCH
47:00 <Doodle> he's an overupholstered trembling pork mountin
47:00 <Doodle> a
47:00 <Clairey> hunch
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Carl and I had an argument over nothing that went for 18mths
47:00 <Clairey> with a bunch
47:00 <Serenity> not anymore
47:00 <Clairey> of pubes
47:00 <Serenity> hes all skinny
47:00 <Doodle> i dont care
47:00 <Serenity> WELL I DO
47:00 <Doodle> so his neck looks like a vagina
47:00 <Clairey> lol
47:00 <Serenity> rofl yuck
47:00 <Clairey> wtf
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how skinny though?
48:00 <Mody> his name is carl topping
48:00 <Clairey> mark was never fat was he??
48:00 <Serenity> skinny enough to not be fat
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be weird if he was too skinny
48:00 <Clairey> wasnt he tall and lanky
48:00 <Clairey> lol
48:00 <Mody> big top
48:00 <Mody> he isnt skinny he is obese
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> man Mody I dunno what to put on after The Drop
48:00 <Clairey> i mean carl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Clairey, mark was always big and tall
48:00 <Clairey> DAMMIT CARL
48:00 <Serenity> ill show you
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this was better than the first time man
48:00 <Mody> put on a comedy
48:00 <Serenity> hang on
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
48:00 <Mody> thats what i did
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
48:00 <Mody> i watched ghostbusters LOL
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw I have some beers
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Clairey, hence I used to and still do call Mark a wookie 
48:00 <Mody> fuck it was shit hey 
48:00 <Doodle> http://memecrunch.com/meme/CPAT/interdasting/image.jpg
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> want something on the level
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
48:00 <Mody> cant believe its considered a good movie
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Crimson Seraph the wookeh!
48:00 <Mody> i use to love it as a kid
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what happens
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> grow up
49:00 <Mody> hadnt seen it since then i saw it it was shit
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> big trouble in little china
49:00 <Mody> nah this was beyond it
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> aint so good anymore
49:00 <Serenity> thats all i have
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> loved it as a kid
49:00 <Mody> loved that too
49:00 <Clairey> WOW
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> have it on bluray and dvd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
49:00 <Kynetic> neverending story
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i cant watch it
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just ... WOW!
49:00 <Serenity> no shit
49:00 <Kynetic> that was my fav movie as a kid
49:00 <Clairey> my balls hurt
49:00 <Serenity> i dont you man
49:00 <Clairey> rub them Doodle
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that is WOW!
49:00 <Serenity> told*
49:00 <Doodle> ok
49:00 <Kynetic> now it just looks so oooooooooold
49:00 <Skirmish> Doodle has injected more custard into soft buns than a cake baker. 
49:00 <Serenity> he was here a few years ago
49:00 <Doodle> wait
49:00 <Doodle> rub what
49:00 <Mody> i must watch again
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly looks like the same person in the face even
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Clairey> lol
49:00 <Doodle> ew
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a transformation ... like 
50:00 <Clairey> damn you almost did
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's full on 
50:00 <Serenity> I TOLD YOU
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
50:00 <Clairey> bugger
50:00 <Serenity> far out
50:00 <Doodle> Skirmish i haven't injected anything into anybody
50:00 <Doodle> i'm a virgin
50:00 <Maurice> Great, big, hairy BOLLOCKS you are
50:00 <Clairey> but are you an ass virgin?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks awesome actually
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like a totally different person 
50:00 <Serenity> id give him a go
50:00 <Clairey> who are we going?
50:00 <Maurice> I'd give him several
50:00 <Maurice> Dem cum collectorz
50:00 <Doodle> :/
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's you in the second pic?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if so you're looking like ya would 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
51:00 <Clairey> mauricio!
51:00 <Maurice> Hiii Clairey!
51:00 <Doodle> theyre dimples Maurice
51:00 <Serenity> thats not me man
51:00 <Maurice> Same same, Doodle
51:00 <Doodle> rude
51:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever it is 
51:00 <Clairey> yeah ive never seen that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she wants to do him too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> clairey!
52:00 <Doodle> Doodle!
52:00 <Clairey> kate you alco
52:00 <Kynetic> hot
52:00 <Maurice> On the head, affectionately
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
52:00 <Clairey> taller?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> how YOU doin'
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ gets taller
52:00 <Clairey> wheres the girth?
52:00 <Maurice> Well, if you get taller, I might start rubbing myself
52:00 <Doodle> i left it at home Clairey
52:00 <Serenity> are you saying i look like a slut
52:00 <Serenity> loil
52:00 <Clairey> GIRTH WHERE ART THOU
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> glottal love a tall man with some girth *winks*
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <Doodle> good grief
52:00 <Clairey> sorry i mean't gareth
52:00 <Clairey> typo
52:00 <Doodle> good gareth
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity she doesn't really look slutty ... she just looks like she wouldn't say no 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Clairey> lol
53:00 <Serenity> hahahah
53:00 <Doodle> she wouldnt
53:00 <Doodle> i mean
53:00 <Doodle> what
53:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, thats call 'popular'
55:00 <slinky_J> this is fkn bullshit
56:00 <slinky_J> change my router pw on new laptop and put it in and now it only connects as limited ffs
56:00 <slinky_J> but on this laptop its fine *obviouslY since im typing*
57:00 <Loof> wb
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
57:00 <Loof> fuck baseball bats are so expensive
58:00 <Loof> $300+
58:00 <DrGore> sup jerks
58:00 <slinky_J> my mom
59:00 <slinky_J> hm i try something
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say to him 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> his router will only limit connect
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that is was worth a ping test ... might be all sorts of shit 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> mine just did the daily dildo drop
02:00 <Loof> is nbn any good?
03:00 <Mody> not all routers will connect good
03:00 <Mody> and alot of the time its the wifi itself thats not so sexy
04:00 <Mody> Loof nbn is good if you want govt database
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you rn he has a thompson router
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all PigPond have
07:00 <slinky_J> hmm
08:00 <slinky_J> now to try on new laptop
08:00 <slinky_J> could be watchin good movie :(
25:00 <slinky_J> woah what a trip!
25:00 <Loof> failnet
26:00 <slinky_J> check out this speed
26:00 <slinky_J> hahaha cant beat this
26:00 <slinky_J> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4080055453 :P
26:00 <Loof> how can you even game using bigpond?
26:00 <Loof> oh that's right you cant game
26:00 <slinky_J> 22mbps
26:00 <slinky_J> i got a new laptop and fast connection
26:00 <slinky_J> so eat me :P
28:00 <slinky_J> aw Loof you got nothin' to say now babby?
29:00 <Mody> Loof seems to have mental problems slinky_J
30:00 <Mody> i use thompson router and bigpond and get 25mbps
30:00 <slinky_J> nice!!!
30:00 <slinky_J> me Netcomm
30:00 <Mody> also just saying if you got problems with speeds its prob the laptop wifi card
31:00 <Mody> my computer is slower than my laptop and phone and its a card only 1 year old
31:00 <slinky_J> had a problem reconnecting to net after changed my router pw before
31:00 <Mody> i had laptop before it was slower than this laptop all latest version of wifi
31:00 <slinky_J> totally fixed by changing it again on my old laptop just before
31:00 <slinky_J> *shrugs*
31:00 <Mody> weird
32:00 <slinky_J> yeah I know hey :/
32:00 <slinky_J> ohwell I had a tech fix my speed because before it was 14mbps
32:00 <slinky_J> n thats slow for me
34:00 <Mody> yeh i had a problem before similar
35:00 <Mody> around november had to speak to them for hours was some problem with this battery they were going on about and sent someone out fixed it
35:00 <slinky_J> :/
36:00 <slinky_J> I'm just happy I can start watching this movie again :P
41:00 <slinky_J> mmm I wish I was bangin' Noomi Rappace
44:00 <Mody> yeh man she is hot
44:00 <Mody> so hot
44:00 <CrazyFrog> http://phys.org/news/2015-01-muggy-cities-future.html
45:00 <CrazyFrog> im going to england man
45:00 <slinky_J> yup
45:00 <slinky_J> if I cant have her I want MOnami Frost
45:00 <slinky_J> Monami*
45:00 <CrazyFrog> lots of black there but its ok i'll paint myself white
45:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10353329_741073705949269_6331931633856396351_o.jpg
45:00 <slinky_J> sah hot
46:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10931397_880579978665307_5763725455303476749_n.jpg?oh=8454eacf6969cc70f26cb13aba1cacb5&oe=55684BE8&__gda__=1428897332_d54eef6a664bb7bf8e9223a42723a784
46:00 <slinky_J> *dies
46:00 <CrazyFrog> perth has no rain for 3 months
46:00 <slinky_J> so pee on it
46:00 <CrazyFrog> drink what expensive coffee on colin barnet's shout
48:00 <slinky_J> it's like when my friend had BO and I was like when I sniff my arm pits and I have BO I just put some vinegar on that. Why didn't you think of it? Dummy.
48:00 <slinky_J> uno
48:00 <CrazyFrog> brisbane getting deluge of rain combined with flash flooding
48:00 <CrazyFrog> slinky_J how can you like a hooker it sleeps with many other men?
49:00 <CrazyFrog> or you dont mind
49:00 <slinky_J> am I paying for her sex?
50:00 <slinky_J> is she one of those two hundred dollar and hour meth addict hookers?
50:00 <CrazyFrog> someone has to pay
50:00 <slinky_J> that's what the protagonist of a film says to the baddie before he/she offs them.
50:00 <CrazyFrog> the pic you posted seems like one of those
50:00 <slinky_J> naw she just hot
50:00 <slinky_J> an ink model
50:00 <Mody> lol
50:00 <slinky_J> reminds me i gotta ring tattooist today :/ keep forgettin
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/recordbreaking-heatwave-set-to-hit-wa-20150122-12vu66.html
57:00 <slinky_J> my skin doesnt like red and yellow too much :/
57:00 <slinky_J> likes orange and burgandy :P
00:00 <slinky_J> wb bitch
13:00 <beehhh> back
13:00 <slinky_J> wb
13:00 <beehhh> Our record longest dry spell of 83 days was set between December 15, 1974, and March 7, 1975.
13:00 <slinky_J> can I ask you a question?
13:00 <beehhh> you already did
13:00 <slinky_J> do you jerk off ur tranny gf as she jerks u off
13:00 <slinky_J> lol clever
14:00 <beehhh> yes we suck each other play with cocks but shes very feminine to me
15:00 <slinky_J> ahhh okay
15:00 <slinky_J> i guess thats good
15:00 <slinky_J> not my thing but
15:00 <beehhh> liar
15:00 <beehhh> i know you want it
15:00 <slinky_J> hey b1 you watch that si fi film yet?
16:00 <Mody> beehhh are you gay?
16:00 <beehhh> sifi in western part of aust due to no rain
16:00 <beehhh> Mody shemales are woman
17:00 <beehhh> if I cheat with norell would be another shemale
18:00 <slinky_J> hey lume
18:00 <beehhh> lots of asian people in perth but in london majority are indian and african
19:00 <beehhh> all girls shopping in ikea under barrnet's observation
21:00 <beehhh> 44.4 degree scorcher 7days a week and ludlum busy dreaming about his solarpanel town
27:00 <CrazyFrog> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_diaspora
28:00 <johninj4> geeze we have pretty much twice as many as anywhere else
29:00 <johninj4> including our current pm unfortunately
29:00 <CrazyFrog> most are in the usa
29:00 <CrazyFrog> 72 million
30:00 <johninj4> not in the "british people by country" tab
30:00 <CrazyFrog> gillard is diaspora too
30:00 <CrazyFrog> yeah i get ya the one before
30:00 <johninj4> these ones are still classified as brit citizens though
30:00 <johninj4> yeh
31:00 <CrazyFrog> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_people
31:00 <CrazyFrog> more british outside the britain
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just scared the shit out of the housemate
31:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen someone jump so high
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pissy as now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was hilarious and an accident
32:00 <Bastardly_One> can hear him muttering about it now *lol*
33:00 <CrazyFrog> scammer sending txt i won 30grand rm i replied fuckoff
34:00 <CrazyFrog> i bet a bunch of family women are involved in this
35:00 <CrazyFrog> slinky_J when you come to england im going end of this year for good
36:00 <CrazyFrog> find me in canary wraf on canada sqaure
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Stoke City are going down ... it's the FA cup quarter final
36:00 <slinky_J> I don't even want to go through England
36:00 <CrazyFrog> i have no choice so one step at a time to get to canada
36:00 <slinky_J> well, not anywhere near those pricey royals
37:00 <slinky_J> fucking rats
37:00 <CrazyFrog> even means staying in uk for upto ten years
37:00 <slinky_J> yeah
37:00 <slinky_J> I'd like to go to canada to visit my friend Kristen
37:00 <CrazyFrog> my aunt wants me to take over he home after she passes away
37:00 <slinky_J> O_o is she in canada?
37:00 <CrazyFrog> i should be beside her bedside when shes gone
38:00 <CrazyFrog> is her only wish
38:00 <slinky_J> :/
38:00 <CrazyFrog> in London
38:00 <slinky_J> oh
38:00 <CrazyFrog> near greenwich
38:00 <CrazyFrog> you must obey the old peoples wish for a better output
39:00 <CrazyFrog> shes been supporting my family from day one
39:00 <slinky_J> I suppose that depends
40:00 <CrazyFrog> especially the one cares for you
40:00 <CrazyFrog> she already spent more than 30 grandGBPfor me over the last seven years
41:00 <slinky_J> woah
41:00 <CrazyFrog> yup i owe her one yet shes going to pay for me more another 20 grand
42:00 <CrazyFrog> Now you tell me why should I go nowhere but to england
42:00 <CrazyFrog> i get no pay cheque from australia never had been
44:00 <slinky_J> I'd like to open a bar
44:00 <slinky_J> invite all the bad guys around, watch them start a gang war
44:00 <slinky_J> put on some cowboy piano music and laugh while they beat eachother
45:00 <CrazyFrog> you should open a massage parlor good cash in them and planty of job opportunity for the needy people
47:00 <CrazyFrog> you can get a free hand-job btw the breaks
47:00 <slinky_J> nah
47:00 <slinky_J> not my thing
50:00 <CrazyFrog> i tell you what you should do, dont get drunk on this monday
51:00 <slinky_J> monday?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
04:00 <slinky_J> hmm
04:00 <slinky_J> havent seen a crime thriller this good in yonks
05:00 <Mody> what is it?
05:00 <slinky_J> The Drop
05:00 <Mody> ahh yes man very good
05:00 <slinky_J> :D
05:00 <Mody> top movie
05:00 <slinky_J> I missed it at the cinema :(
05:00 <Mody> one of my fav
05:00 <Mody> did it come to aus?
06:00 <slinky_J> Yeah it just wouldnt have been in the mainstream theaters
06:00 <slinky_J> Tom Hardy woah
06:00 <Mody> yeh i didnt even know it came there
06:00 <Mody> he's good man
06:00 <Mody> shut up and watch the movie u wait and enjoy
07:00 <Mody> wait till the last part noomi hottest u ever see her
07:00 <slinky_J> He's better in this than he was in that moonshine film
07:00 <Mody> no wonder u speaking about her before
07:00 <slinky_J> hehe
07:00 <Mody> yeh that movie was shit
07:00 <slinky_J> he was good though
07:00 <slinky_J> :P
07:00 <Mody> you know he's mad max?
07:00 <Mody> he's going to be so big from all that
08:00 <slinky_J> oh no shit
08:00 <Mody> hope he doesnt turn shit
08:00 <slinky_J> nah
08:00 <slinky_J> he's a theatre actor
08:00 <Mody> yeh but who knows
08:00 <slinky_J> he'll never go hollywood
08:00 <Mody> u know ryan gossling is good
08:00 <slinky_J> character actors like him are great
08:00 <slinky_J> you see him in um
08:00 <Mody> forget that hipster shit
08:00 <slinky_J> Locke?
08:00 <Mody> yeh man locke is sick
09:00 <slinky_J> yep yep
09:00 <Mody> notebook is depressing rubbish ryan gossling very good
09:00 <slinky_J> haha
09:00 <Mody> drive, place beyond pines
09:00 <slinky_J> I like gosling yeah
09:00 <Mody> sick movies
09:00 <slinky_J> yep
09:00 <Mody> the notebook is for pedos
09:00 <slinky_J> saw drive at a mates
09:00 <Mody> yeh its good so is only god forgives
10:00 <slinky_J> I downloaded that 
10:00 <slinky_J> and subtitles
10:00 <Mody> do u like movies?
10:00 <slinky_J> but dunno what to do
10:00 <slinky_J> love them
10:00 <Mody> u watch a lot?
10:00 <slinky_J> yer
10:00 <Mody> have you seen nightcrawler is it good?
10:00 <slinky_J> bought my fav film from last yr on bluray last friday :D
10:00 <slinky_J> nah havent seen it
10:00 <Mody> im pissed i never saw it at movies
10:00 <Mody> but i really wanted to see that one
11:00 <slinky_J> Jake gyllenhal right?
11:00 <Mody> yeh
11:00 <slinky_J> You seen him in Enemy?
11:00 <Mody> nah
11:00 <slinky_J> good movie
11:00 <Mody> dont know that one
11:00 <Mody> end of watch was pretty good
12:00 <slinky_J> check out a trailer
12:00 <Mody> i havnt even seen donnie darko
12:00 <slinky_J> yer that was sweet
12:00 <slinky_J> meh
12:00 <Mody> seems abit hipster to me
12:00 <slinky_J> im not a darko fan
12:00 <slinky_J> it's just some bs
12:00 <Mody> yeh hipster crap
12:00 <Mody> watch Gone Girl
12:00 <slinky_J> got it
12:00 <Mody> dont look it up just download it it will trip ya out
12:00 <slinky_J> gonna watch it today
13:00 <slinky_J> been meanin to watch it eh
13:00 <Mody> i thought it was going to be shit my gf told me to get it watched it fucking good movie man
13:00 <slinky_J> nice
13:00 <Mody> it will trip ya out ull never expect it
13:00 <Mody> not saying anymore
13:00 <slinky_J> k i gotta watch this lol
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <slinky_J> 20 min left
13:00 <Mody> fuck watch it u shoukldnt be ircing on such a good movie
14:00 <slinky_J> can do both
14:00 <slinky_J> type and watch
14:00 <Mody> nah man dont ruin the experience
14:00 <Mody> i started watching movies this summer with wireless headphones, so good, and its shit aldi ones imagine a good pair fuck me
14:00 <Mody> these like 20 dollar aldi 
15:00 <Mody> takes u to a new level, lay down big tv fucking sexes u up
15:00 <Skirmish> Get a good sound bar. 
15:00 <Mody> why sound bar good?
15:00 <slinky_J> haha I get why the short story for this is titled Animal Rescue
15:00 <Mody> yes i read that lol
15:00 <slinky_J> polk audio sound bar, i forgot to get one.
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Mody> i got good speakers why soundbar?
16:00 <Mody> something i missing?
16:00 <Skirmish> What speakers? 
16:00 <Skirmish> I can't do without my JVC soundbar and sub. It's great. 
17:00 <johninj4> it's so odd they went from surround sound back to that
17:00 <Skirmish> It's difficult to get surround sound "right" with multiple speakers. You get closer throwing the sound around a room instead. 
18:00 <Mody> actually thats not true
18:00 <Mody> if you have a real dvd you will experience surround sound
18:00 <Mody> if its not reject shop speakers
19:00 <Skirmish> I used to have a pioneer 5.1, and I rate the soundbar as better. 
19:00 <Mody> i have a yamaha setup
19:00 <slinky_J> fk me this was a fkn oscar winning performance by Hardy man
19:00 <Mody> really the soundbar better?
19:00 <johninj4> thats interesting Skirmish, will have to check out soundbars
19:00 <slinky_J> fuck me that bit was the shit
19:00 <Mody> watch it all
19:00 <johninj4> just looked like a glorified tv speaker to me
19:00 <Mody> look at how hot she is
19:00 <Mody> u should not be ircing
20:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: Get a good one ... not just one from Kogan. I got my JVC on sale for under $1k. 
20:00 <Mody> its like my dad i gave him drop to watch other day i went to see him it fucked up in 20 mins into it on the usb stick so i banned him for a month to watch it
20:00 <Mody> will ruin it
20:00 <Mody> nah man kogan are good
20:00 <Mody> i got an aldi 5.1 setup its amazing
20:00 <Mody> kogan make some very good stuff
21:00 <Skirmish> What happened to your Yamaha setup?
21:00 <Skirmish> Not what their reviews say. 
21:00 <johninj4> mine are microlab, havn't really turned them up much than halfway yet
21:00 <slinky_J> I think it's what a person likes, personally
21:00 <slinky_J> you know?
21:00 <Mody> i dont use it for tvs or anything
21:00 <Mody> its for music only
21:00 <slinky_J> people can tell you all they like, how good something is but when it comes down to it, it's only about what you like and you think
22:00 <slinky_J> you know?
22:00 <Mody> yes thats sorta true
22:00 <Skirmish> Although in saying that their reviews are shit ... I bought a 32inch LCD with in built DVD player for my son 2 years ago and it's still going strong. 
22:00 <Mody> like i dunno what u guys think but beats are not good headphones for what u pay
22:00 <Mody> im using an aldi monitor
22:00 <johninj4> a thousand seems like a shitload to spend on speakers these days
22:00 <Mody> 2 years going fine
22:00 <johninj4> so its good you are happy
23:00 <Mody> MEDION
23:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: Yeah you wouldn't spend that type of money on an unknown. JVC are quality gear. 
23:00 <Mody> lenovo own them
23:00 <Mody> JVC are underdogs of good quality equipment
23:00 <Mody> Skirmish unknown prob wouldnt ask 1k for stuff anyways
24:00 <johninj4> mel had her mums old speakers from the 80s
24:00 <johninj4> fuck man 
24:00 <johninj4> they so louod
24:00 <johninj4> wasn't game to turn it up more than 2 because the apartment would start shaking
24:00 <Mody> yeh the old days are long gone
25:00 <johninj4> those huge ones that you use as furniture lol
25:00 <Skirmish> I am sitting on the fence at the moment still trying to decide if I want to get a good amp and run speakers throughout the whole hour and the back patio area. You can get it so it syncs via an app and can be controlled from your phone or tablet and you can switch speakers to wherever you are, or have all them on. 
25:00 <johninj4> nice
25:00 <Skirmish> I've always wanted a nice setup like that but running the cables etc has always stopped me. 
25:00 <johninj4> yeah man 
25:00 <johninj4> cables are a bitch
25:00 <Skirmish> The mrs keeps spending money on the wedding though so I think it will be off the cards for this year at least. 
26:00 <johninj4> they should have the wireless down pat now, not much interferancxe etc
26:00 <johninj4> yeh
26:00 <Skirmish> Might shelve it and do a house server setup at the same time next year. 
26:00 <johninj4> are the neighbours gonna hate you?
26:00 <Mody> yeh get it
26:00 <Mody> invest
27:00 <Skirmish> Maybe for the patio speakers they might. I am a considerate neighbour though. I wouldn't have it cranked up past 10pm etc. 
27:00 <Mody> do it 
27:00 <Mody> its worth it
27:00 <johninj4> yeh thats the main thing
27:00 <Mody> even those celing speakers are good if u get good ones
27:00 <johninj4> you probably have decent music taste too
27:00 <Mody> spend afew g u wont need to spend again
28:00 <Skirmish> The cunts across the road have a double garage that they put a carport in front of and it now takes all the sound like a tunnel and shoots it at the front of my house. 
28:00 <Mody> yep lol
28:00 <Skirmish> They had Karaoke going at midnight one night whilst I was trying to sleep for work and it was like I was sitting in their garage it was so lound. I rang the cops like an old bastard. 
29:00 <johninj4> oh god kareoke is the worst
29:00 <Skirmish> I didn't want to get into an argument over it. At least this way they don't know who rang and we can all be friends. 
29:00 <Mody> ohh thats lame u shoulda let them party
29:00 <johninj4> nah after 12 is too much man
29:00 <Skirmish> Mody: They can party all they want if it doesn't impact on me. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> karaoke is too much after ... oh, I dunno ... midday
30:00 <Mody> nah fuck after 12
30:00 <johninj4> i would probably deal with it if it was a one off but eh
30:00 <Mody> let them party
30:00 <Mody> i mean everyday is a problem but come on
30:00 <doctor> nah screw em
30:00 <johninj4> the guy upstairs used to stomp around constantly and shake our lights etc
31:00 <johninj4> there is nothing you can do about that unfortunatly
31:00 <Mody> yeh i had that problem too
31:00 <Mody> with junkie and his transexual gf he was pimping
31:00 <Mody> we just ignore
31:00 <johninj4> you get used to it after a while
31:00 <Mody> stabbing poles into floor coming down bashing doors crying
31:00 <johninj4> "oh stompys home.."
32:00 <Mody> its prob cause he was just out of jail and on methadone who knows cunt could not handle noise 
32:00 <Mody> he didnt even work
32:00 <Mody> the nepalese who work hard hours always smoking pot they didnt say a word once maybe once said ohh abit loud then laughed
32:00 <Mody> ppl need to fucking shut up fun police = bad
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to shut up
32:00 <slinky_J> woah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and
33:00 <Bastardly_One> get the fuck off my lawn
33:00 <slinky_J> I need a fat cigarette after that Mody
33:00 <Mody> yes man
33:00 <slinky_J> just wow, tour de force
33:00 <slinky_J> bbs lol wow!!
33:00 <Mody> big fat ciggie like marv
33:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
33:00 <Mody> as i said it go down as one of my fav
33:00 <Mody> look at the oscar listings its just such jewish crap
33:00 <slinky_J> same
34:00 <slinky_J> yep
34:00 <Mody> oscars getting worse each year
34:00 <slinky_J> every year man, every year.
34:00 <Mody> only movie i like out of any oscar this year is grand budapest
34:00 <slinky_J> good final performance
34:00 <Mody> that was a really cool movie
34:00 <johninj4> i stopped paying attention to the oscars a few years ago now
34:00 <slinky_J> nice film to go out on
34:00 <Mody> oscars just such absolute garbage
34:00 <slinky_J> g budapest was lolarious
35:00 <Mody> u liked it?
35:00 <Mody> i thought it was so refreshing, amazing movie
35:00 <Mody> wish i saw it at cinema
38:00 <Mody> fuck sam stosur she is such a fuckup
38:00 <slinky_J> wes anderson is getting better
39:00 <slinky_J> seen Only Lovers Left Alive?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> The Sun newspaper in england is bringing back page 3 girls after dropping them for a tiny bit and had this to say
39:00 <Bastardly_One> “We’ve had a mammary lapse.”
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cute
39:00 <slinky_J> hah
39:00 <slinky_J> tits on newspaper
40:00 <Mody> nah i never seen any
40:00 <Mody> only grand buda
40:00 <Mody> actually i did see one
40:00 <Mody> the life aquatic, thought it was crap
41:00 <Mody> the royal tenenbaums too i seen that absolute shit
41:00 <Mody> prob one of the worst movies i ever seen that one
48:00 <slinky_J> dont like either of those two
49:00 <Mody> yeh so he has other good ones?
49:00 <Mody> cause grand budapest so good
49:00 <slinky_J> Moonlight Kingdom was good
49:00 <slinky_J> that was before budapest
50:00 <slinky_J> I hate when you feel tired enough to go to bed and sleep but inside you just dont want to
50:00 <Mody> ill check it out
50:00 <Mody> dont sleep then
50:00 <slinky_J> nothing else to do
50:00 <slinky_J> :P
50:00 <johninj4> have a cawfee
51:00 <slinky_J> cept game or movie
51:00 <slinky_J> dont have any, not drinking coffee anymore
52:00 <Mody> coffee bad
52:00 <Mody> alcohol?
53:00 <slinky_J> bah@booze
53:00 <slinky_J> was going to have some drinks watching the drop but ended up drinking tea 
53:00 <Mody> i watched it straight was better
54:00 <Mody> i rather do things like that on no drugs
54:00 <slinky_J> yeah
54:00 <Mody> porn u can watch on drugs but not good movies
54:00 <Mody> dumb tv shows u can watch on drugs
54:00 <Mody> u ever seen that orange is the new pedo?
55:00 <slinky_J> if i drink and watch a film its either because im at home watching a film ive seen before, maybe several times or because im at the cinema
55:00 <slinky_J> nah cbf
55:00 <Mody> yeh true cinema drinking good
55:00 <slinky_J> mm
55:00 <Mody> smuggle a 6 pack of captain morgans in and ur sweet
55:00 <Mody> get pissed before u go in to
55:00 <Mody> too
55:00 <slinky_J> no need, not where I go
55:00 <Mody> really?
55:00 <Mody> they tight up here
55:00 <Mody> call cops if they see alcohol
55:00 <slinky_J> though, yeah I usually have a pint before at this pub
56:00 <slinky_J> this cinema serves alcohol :P
56:00 <Mody> yeh we only got alcohol at city
56:00 <Mody> city they dont care
56:00 <slinky_J> you go there if you want to find the good films and not just the mainstream, bullshit hollywood trash
56:00 <Mody> yeh
56:00 <Mody> shame hey
57:00 <slinky_J> nah, I think it's good
57:00 <slinky_J> tend not to find the assholes you would otherwise find at Hoyts and those joints
58:00 <slinky_J> I better punch out
58:00 <Mody> ohh sorry i read that wrong
58:00 <slinky_J> night man, good chattin'
58:00 <Mody> yes i agree
58:00 <Mody> cya
58:00 <slinky_J> ;)
58:00 <Mody> is that pandas?
00:00 <johninj4> yeh
00:00 <Mody> hahaha is it really?
00:00 <johninj4> yeah man
00:00 <Mody> so all these years slinky j is pandas?
01:00 <johninj4> he was having one of his better nights it seems
01:00 <Mody> he must have given up drugs
01:00 <Mody> and alcohol
01:00 <Mody> or he was heavily sedated
01:00 <johninj4> probably all of the above
01:00 <Mody> lolllllllllllllllll
02:00 <Mody> fuck all these years no idea slinky j was pandas, why didnt he come back under pandas?
02:00 <johninj4> he changes nicks a fair bit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's josh alright
02:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky became a reg name about ... a year ago?
03:00 <johninj4> havn't seen him use deadpandapolis in ages
03:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One slinky j is old
03:00 <Mody> longer than 1 year
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that nick dick
03:00 <Bastardly_One> pay attention
04:00 <johninj4> you have to love how they word things on RT 'Nearly half of Americans support demilitarizing police – poll'
04:00 <Mody> what do u mean that nick
05:00 <Mody> he's been using it for years
05:00 <Mody> <Bastardly_One> it's josh alright
05:00 <Mody> <Bastardly_One> slinky became a reg name about ... a year ago?
05:00 <Mody> try longer
05:00 <johninj4> orrrr More than half americans want the police to remain militarised
05:00 <Mody> of course they do
05:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly who cares Mody?
05:00 <Mody> most americans hate blacks and want them dead
06:00 <Mody> its all jewish lies
06:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One many ppl do
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah john ... RT word things so obvious at times
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so does al jahereararararararaaaaaaa
06:00 <Mody> Rt is fake news
06:00 <Mody> so is aljew
06:00 <johninj4> they are all pretty fake tbh
07:00 <Mody> all of them are
07:00 <Mody> all jew
07:00 <johninj4> it just abalances out the US propaganda with russian propaganda
07:00 <Bastardly_One> press tv is worse
07:00 <Mody> yeh all jews causing that
07:00 <Mody> ukraine jews
07:00 <Mody> fuck ukraine
07:00 <Mody> hope russia fucks it up
07:00 <Mody> shit hole
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Press TV is Iranian
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they are so fuck you US of A
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great 
08:00 <Mody> show me
08:00 <johninj4> it's the EU that is pushing on russian borders
08:00 <Mody> its prob jew
08:00 <Mody> its the jew
08:00 <Mody> the jew must go
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but good stories but so fuck you it's funny 
08:00 <johninj4> their sphere of influence
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just look up press tv
08:00 <johninj4> they really shouldn't
08:00 <johninj4> let russia have it
08:00 <Mody> they really should
08:00 <Mody> you think russia should be fucked up?
08:00 <johninj4> no
08:00 <Mody> why?
08:00 <johninj4> like i'm saying
09:00 <johninj4> the EUY should have not tried to go into ukraine
09:00 <johninj4> EU
09:00 <Mody> the eu are jew
09:00 <Mody> eu are fake
09:00 <Mody> Un fake
09:00 <Mody> nato fake
09:00 <Mody> all jew
09:00 <Skirmish> NATO shouldn't have incorporated countries from the USSR, leaving a buffer between NATO and Russia. 
09:00 <johninj4> yes
09:00 <Mody> its all jew
09:00 <johninj4> it's htreatening behavior
09:00 <Mody> everything in life like this is jew
09:00 <Skirmish> They forced russia into doing "something" by agreeing to accept Ukraine which would put a NATO country on the doorstep of Russia. 
09:00 <johninj4> and russia is right to be pissed off
09:00 <Mody> jews caused it
09:00 <Mody> jew must go
10:00 <Mody> its taking its time but slowly the world is waking up to jews
10:00 <Mody> especially my age bracket
10:00 <Skirmish> NATO agreements are written so that if ANY NATO country is attacked, the rest are in by default, balls and all. 
10:00 <Mody> yes true
10:00 <johninj4> they are pretty much antagonising them
10:00 <Mody> most of ww2 was lies
10:00 <Mody> jewish rubbish
11:00 <Skirmish> Not so much antagonising ... but it does leave Russia in an area where it has no allies. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't accept this other that tin foil hat wearing but the russian state/s trouble in recent time is CIA funded and at times even incited
11:00 <johninj4> might push them to ally with china
11:00 <Mody> russia should nuke that place
11:00 <Mody> fuck them
11:00 <johninj4> then we really will be in trouble
11:00 <Mody> nah well be fine
11:00 <Mody> china already fucked us from inside out
11:00 <Mody> and usa too
11:00 <Mody> china are fine
11:00 <johninj4> i think china could take on most of the world already tbh
11:00 <Mody> they just want money
11:00 <Mody> chinks are fine
12:00 <Mody> its india and jews we gotta worry about
12:00 <Skirmish> China has a massive population ... but their army isn't to a point where it could mix it with the US and come out on a remotely even basis. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it knows it john ... hence it's usual attitude to stuff
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuke it
12:00 <Mody> just nuke africa
12:00 <Mody> thats one place earth does not need
12:00 <Skirmish> The US has been preparing for war with larger countries since 1945. Their tech is designed to kill more of the enemy for less losses. 
13:00 <Mody> longer Skirmish
13:00 <Mody> they side rape u
13:00 <johninj4> how come they didn't win in iraq or afghanistan then
13:00 <johninj4> or vietnam
13:00 <Skirmish> China would find itself taking huge hits that it wouldn't be able to recover from ... PLUS ... there is the internal unrest that China needs to consider. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> people forget the US was playing both sides in WWII until forced to make a decision
13:00 <Mody> because it was all fake
13:00 <johninj4> in fact they didn't really win any war since ww2
13:00 <Skirmish> They can't go to war with another country and their population at the same time.
14:00 <Mody> its all fake
14:00 <Mody> jewish lies
14:00 <johninj4> i think they are begining to placate the chinese masses
14:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: The US have never lost a battle since the Indian Wars. The war was a political loss. 
14:00 <Mody> its brainwashing jewish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm they lost Vietnam
15:00 <Bastardly_One> (false flag)
15:00 <Skirmish> They lost the war, they never lost a battle. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they lost iraq (another false flag)
15:00 <Skirmish> The war was lost from a political standpoint ... not a military one. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they have lost afghanistan ... second time running
15:00 <Skirmish> They haven't lost Iraq. 
15:00 <johninj4> have a look at iraq
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they never one the first time the taliban did
16:00 <johninj4> looks pretty lost to me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they have lost Iraq ... the locals are like fuck right off
16:00 <Skirmish> Is the govt that is in Iraq and Afganistan the one that is on side with the US?  Yes? Then they haven't lost. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not wanted in any shape form or fashion
16:00 <Mody> its all false flags
16:00 <Mody> all bullshit
16:00 <Mody> france was fake
16:00 <johninj4> it's fine to have a government but the government don't control the country
16:00 <johninj4> and that is the problem
16:00 <Mody> the package in sydney was fake
16:00 <Mody> to keep the fire burning
16:00 <Mody> for summer
17:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: If the whole country was anti us ... there wouldn't be a government in those countries that would align with the US. 
17:00 <johninj4> the us basically imposed their own man in afghanistan
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and we have a mainstream news person unwilling to believe anything but bullshit
17:00 <johninj4> of course he will side with them
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you john
18:00 <Skirmish> Both countries were looking for sociological reform. They got it with the US for better or worse. None of them want to go back to their previous regimes. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy believes anything off news.com.au and fox I think 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he just proved that
18:00 <Mody> all things are fake
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they were looking for nothing
18:00 <beagle> wanna play loud music dont scare lucie i hope 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the US just stuck it's fucking unwanted nose in yet again
18:00 <johninj4> the taliban was more the people of afghanistans choice than the US imposed goverment
18:00 <johninj4> sad but true
18:00 <beagle> cause she moved to living room 
18:00 <Skirmish> For a guy that reckons I shout people down for having a different opinion ... 
18:00 <Skirmish> lol
18:00 <Mody> boston bombings was real
18:00 <johninj4> thats why so many of them joined the taliban
18:00 <johninj4> and not the us army
19:00 <Mody> sandy hook was fake
19:00 <Mody> 100%
19:00 <Mody> false flag
19:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: I disagree. The US could not possibly hold both countries if their populations rose up en mass. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, they've stuck their nose in places they're not wanted 70 something times since WWII ... facts are right there to research
19:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is right
19:00 <johninj4> so what right has the US to impose it's regime on another country
19:00 <Mody> isis is fake
19:00 <Mody> jewish
19:00 <johninj4> against the will of the people
20:00 <Skirmish> It's not against the will of the people. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> basically what I am saying too
20:00 <Mody> why is the only place to go to isis VICE news
20:00 <Skirmish> Where do you get this from? 
20:00 <Mody> VICE news are jews
20:00 <Mody> run by cia
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it is against the will of the people
20:00 <johninj4> its only because some dicks flew into the WTC that they went there
20:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w-n0GrkF8E
20:00 <johninj4> before that they couldn't care less
20:00 <Mody> money comes from barrack obamas asshole
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Underneath the Radar (May 6, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 114,533 views - 465 likes (97.1%), 14 dislikes (2.9%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's made up proganda
20:00 <Mody> obama care is all jew
20:00 <Mody> its like tony abbott tring to fuck us
20:00 <Skirmish> If the will of the people was anti US, then there is nothing the US could do. They can't fight an entire country. 
20:00 <Mody> same thing
20:00 <Mody> they can
20:00 <Mody> Skirmish thats why arms are legal
20:00 <Mody> because more ppl love usa t han hate it
20:00 <beagle> fucking play it
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Underneath the Radar (May 6, 2011) 6:06 - Category: Music - 114,533 views - 465 likes (97.1%), 14 dislikes (2.9%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ are you seriously that naive?
21:00 <Mody> the usa is armed because they are scared
21:00 <beagle> risen dragon !
21:00 <Mody> australia could be invaded anyday
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not an abusive comment
21:00 <beagle> from a sheep.
21:00 <Mody> the usa never been invaded because its legal for arms
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just cannot believe you've got your head so far in the sand Skirmish
21:00 <Mody> otherwise mexico woulda taken over
21:00 <Skirmish> There is a lot of political gain in fear. 
21:00 <beagle> i feel wind from speakers as tilly walks out
21:00 <Mody> its not about being a conspiracy theorist
21:00 <Mody> its real talk
21:00 <Mody> we have been raped by the jews since start of time
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone that is astute you're so far brainwashed by mainstream propaganda it's unreal
22:00 <Skirmish> My major assessment for uni last year was based around the evolution of fear in modern times in regards to terrorism. 
22:00 <Mody> lindt cafe was fake
22:00 <johninj4> the us have big weapons but they suck at actually winning anything
22:00 <Mody> the people are not even dead
22:00 <Mody> Skirmish you are a pupet
22:00 <Mody> for the jews
22:00 <johninj4> guerilla warfare is their nemesis
22:00 <Mody> study what u do u will just be fed lies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Mody, shut up you ranting fool the adults are talking 
22:00 <Mody> hahahaha
22:00 <Skirmish> B1 I read a lot, and I am careful what I believe and what I do not. As I told you 24 hours ago. Do some tertiary education and learn the importance of REPUTABLE sources. 
22:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One LOL
23:00 <Mody> u dont even live in my state dickhead
23:00 <Mody> i was in the city when lidnt cafe happened
23:00 <Mody> its fake as fuck
23:00 <Mody> i went to memorial too its fake
23:00 <Mody> smell of city dog shit 
23:00 <Mody> u fucking dumb cunt
23:00 <johninj4> i guess the lesson is it's hard to win any war without the will of the people
23:00 <Mody> u ppl are all fucked
23:00 <johninj4> these days
23:00 <beagle> john farnham next up ...
23:00 <Mody> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10921616_335222746685260_8522756239209536770_o.jpg
24:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One i was told u are 50 year old loser
24:00 <Mody> u being fed spoon fed jewish lies
24:00 <Mody> you look jewish too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no, really Skirmish for someone astute and reasonably intelligent you really are ostrich like in certain respects
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my opinion and I'm entitled to it 
25:00 <johninj4> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B79EgjZIYAAHCnC.jpg:small 
25:00 <johninj4> lol god
25:00 <johninj4> http://rt.com/uk/225235-argos-twitter-racism-dolls/ 
25:00 <johninj4> the white doll is ten pounds dearer
25:00 <Mody> get off drugs u fucking ice addicts
26:00 <Mody> i bet you think boko haram killing was fake too?
26:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWjtlMBl3Xo it appears you dont like metallica.
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Farnham - That's Freedom (High Quality) (Dec 17, 2008) 4:33 - Category: Music - views - 272 likes (97.8%), dislikes (2.2%)
26:00 <beagle> how u call this high quality you jerks
27:00 <johninj4> it probably was high quality in 2008
27:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: Guerrilla warfare has the US stuffed. I think we need at least another generation to get rid of the Vietnam generals before they will adopt an ideology that will work in a military perspective. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> john, where they say down the bottom though it's to make more money
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to agree with that 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't see many other races playing with dolls 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just a dollar making exercise than straight out racism
28:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: I have work stuff to do. If you're gone by the time I get back, cheers for the chat this morning. Shame it had to be interupted by B1 trying to run someone down. 
28:00 <johninj4> cya man
28:00 <beagle> what is the best song by delta goodrem
28:00 <Mody> dog shit
28:00 <Mody> i did my pussy at 15
28:00 <Bastardly_One> none of them
29:00 <Mody> thats her best song
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the one where she doesn't sing
29:00 <beagle> fucken tards
29:00 <beagle> you ...........
29:00 <beagle> LOL
31:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6OXz-a4EFs
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underground Heavy Metal Hard Core,,,d-_-b (Jul 9, 2013) 48:29 - Category: Music - 8,881 views - 22 likes (88%), dislikes (12%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is interesting if it had more info
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://truthseekerdaily.com/2015/01/13-most-evil-u-s-government-experiments-on-humans/
31:00 <beagle> im glad they notice as im forever me
31:00 <beagle> if you want my videos they are spokezz2
31:00 <beagle> youtub. 
34:00 <johninj4> He did lose the weight — once in his 30s when he underwent gastric band surgery, losing a staggering 181 kilograms.
34:00 <johninj4> Garcia regained the weight in time and at 46, lost another 158kg through diet and exercise but couldn’t maintain it.
34:00 <johninj4> fuck man
36:00 <Mody> why is he allowed?
36:00 <Mody> why is taco allowed?
37:00 <beagle> daft punk or something up loud as fuck only 60 i hope i dont get this subwoofer with no trouble ?
37:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Around The World (Feb 23, 2009) 4:04 - Category: Music - 65,427,482 views - 292,850 likes (97.3%), 8,228 dislikes (2.7%)
37:00 <Mody> lol
38:00 <beagle> bass rocks on this one folks
38:00 <Mody> beagle have you taken any drugs?
38:00 <beagle> yes
38:00 <beagle> yours
38:00 <beagle> did you want them back
38:00 <beagle> ill send them to my ass
38:00 <beagle> do u like around world
38:00 <beagle> idiot
38:00 <beagle> fucking dont ask stupid questions
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ truthseekerdaily.com
38:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
38:00 <Skirmish> Just ... WOW. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you go by names
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not having a look
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit can be found on google search man 
39:00 <Skirmish> I've just spent 10 minutes looking. It's a sham. 
39:00 <beagle> these speakers blast out like mother fuckers, i wanted to put them in living room sooner or laster
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just basic rubbish I said that
39:00 <Skirmish> For every 1 part truth it's 9 parts made up.
39:00 <Mody> beagle u on drugs or not?
39:00 <Mody> you guys are all on meth
39:00 <beagle> im gonna play derude sandstorm
39:00 <Mody> or ice
39:00 <Skirmish> Mody: I wish I was. These night shifts would be a lot easier to handle if I were. 
39:00 <Mody> if you think sep 11 was real u guys are idiots
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but if any of it was interesting to anyone they could research each thing ... I said straight away it's basic
40:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darude - Sandstorm (Jul 4, 2009) 3:53 - Category: Music - 5,988,897 views - 52,222 likes (90.8%), 5,271 dislikes (9.2%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> which to me would give the impression if any of those things were interesting you'd look further yourself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not you personally ... I mean that of anyone
40:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One are you religious?
40:00 <Mody> are you fat?
40:00 <beagle> yes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and no
40:00 <beagle> heeh
40:00 <Mody> what religion?
40:00 <Mody> jewish?
40:00 <Mody> beagle is jewish by the way
41:00 <Mody> told me other night on paltalk
41:00 <beagle> if i get subwoofer hooked up the whole suburbs gonna hear me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy Wiccan so more akin to Paganism
41:00 <beagle> atleast clearly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> gets me through the day ... not harming anyone
41:00 <beagle> this sounds like .....
41:00 <beagle> welll .... ask away
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
42:00 <Bastardly_One> one thing you'll pick up that is handy off the tin foil hat wearers is 
42:00 <Skirmish> Nothing. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that the dodgiest sites usually have the gold
42:00 <Bastardly_One> which they'd find better fucking names though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like that ... you do want to auto dismiss it 
43:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is jewish
43:00 <Mody> ignore him
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it might be new stuff
43:00 <Bastardly_One> old boring stuff that everyone knows
44:00 <Skirmish> I auto dismiss YOU. I have no interest in what you have to say because of YOU, not the content. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you shouldn't ... you might learn to accept opinions other than those that agree with your own
44:00 <Skirmish> We will just agree it's all the Illuminati's fault and be done with it. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: you might learn something
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've learnt shit off you before now
44:00 <Mody> iluminati is fake
44:00 <Mody> its all jewish
44:00 <Skirmish> I accept the opinions and listen to opposing views from people that I can respect ... like johninj4. 
45:00 <Mody> illuminati is all jewish sub culture
45:00 <Mody> brainwashed to make u think it exists
45:00 <Mody> when its jews
45:00 <Mody> takes ur mind off it
45:00 <Skirmish> I cannot respect you, nor do I see that ever changing. Live with it mate. 
45:00 <Mody> yes freemasons existed but they are not jews
45:00 <Mody> freemasons hate jews
45:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone can offer insights at times ... you don't have to like someone to be civil and agree at a particular time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> to me it's not changing a thing ... it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> s
45:00 <Bastardly_One> a chat enviroment
46:00 <Bastardly_One> in real life I'd just tell ya to fuck off outta my house ... chat is like down the pub or whatnot
46:00 <Skirmish> I am more than happy for you to have your say. Just don't get upset when I ignore it is all I am saying. 
46:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One what race are u?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you just outright dismiss anyone no matter their tone, etc ... you did it to john last night 
46:00 <Skirmish> That's not true at all. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone you respect you tried to bully him a fair bit during the halal conversation
47:00 <Mody> you are a liar
47:00 <johninj4> eh it's just a debate
47:00 <Mody> you are all scum
47:00 <Skirmish> ^
47:00 <johninj4> sometimes you have to agree to disagree
47:00 <Mody> you eat halal food
47:00 <Mody> you are scum
47:00 <Mody> you may aswell eat kosher
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you still did try to bully him 
47:00 <Mody> same shit
47:00 <Mody> how the fuck can vegemite be kosher or halal
47:00 <Mody> tell me?
47:00 <Mody> one of u know it all losers tell me how
47:00 <Mody> bet not one of u can
47:00 <Skirmish> It was a debate. We were on very different pages. I don't begrudge him for it. It was YOU trying to cause all the trouble during that discussion B1. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't give me the respect bullshit ...
48:00 <Mody> you are moronic uneducated un australia dumb cunts
48:00 <Mody> tell me how
48:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter how you talk your way out of it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a spade is a spade
48:00 <Mody> a spade is not a spade
48:00 <Mody> thats the thing
48:00 <Mody> a spade could be a different color, a different brand, a different cost, 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just because you don't like someone doesn't give you the right to auto dismiss their opinion or view
48:00 <Skirmish> Rightio. It's the spade wielding Illuminati. Done. 
48:00 <Mody> bent in different places
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that just shows your complete arrogance I always assert you have
48:00 <Mody> u guys are all losers
49:00 <Skirmish> Why don't I have a right to dismiss people? 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one does in a social medium if they're being constructive or trying to be 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> dickheads like this Mody guy ... who wouldn't dismiss them?
50:00 <Skirmish> You're a dickhead though B1 lol 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not during a debate/discussion of a topic 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> say we're talking about ... I dunno ... something to with money
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and someone comes out with ... the Jews!
51:00 <Mody> u all cause it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, good on ya dickhead ... sit down
51:00 <Mody> its ur fault
51:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One ur an old fuckwit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: Mody
51:00 <Skirmish> Well I don't really know how to react to that to be honest. To be told I have no right to dismiss people and ignore their points of view. 
51:00 <Mody> u have no idea
51:00 <Mody> Skirmish has as much right to dismiss anyone as you do dickhead
51:00 <Mody> in saying he doesnt you are a terrorist
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a right to disagree
51:00 <Mody> you are a jewish scum hinred dog
51:00 <Mody> you are wrong Bastardly_One
52:00 <Mody> i have been told by ppl you do not even have a job
52:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Original GhostBusters Theme Song (Aug 5, 2008) 4:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 25,430,985 views - 83,283 likes (95.7%), 3,746 dislikes (4.3%)
52:00 <Mody> why would i listen to scum like you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but you should listen to their opinion or info they are trying to convey to you
52:00 <Mody> dont even work
52:00 <beagle> playing it fucking loud i hope lucie dont care
52:00 <beagle> no....
52:00 <beagle> ever
52:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone should in a discussion/debate ... or else it because the retarded gibber of usual ... yes?
53:00 <Mody> man this Bastardly_One he take a lot of drugs
53:00 <Mody> prob ice too
53:00 <beagle> fucking cool movie too i got too sleepy watch other night
53:00 <johninj4> what intoxicants do you do Mody?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> a load by the sounds
53:00 <Skirmish> All I am getting from this is "You can't leave me out of things because I want to be involved". 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> see? you don't read a fucking thing people say
54:00 <Mody> johninj4 0
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that is not what I wrote at all 
54:00 <johninj4> good for you man
54:00 <Mody> u dont take drugs bro
54:00 <Mody> maybe have  afew wines a year
54:00 <Mody> im vegan
54:00 <johninj4> although its a bit scary when you don't have an excuse for your behavior
54:00 <johninj4> ah yeh
54:00 <beagle> emf reader is exactly same as fucking on in movie lol
54:00 <Skirmish> B1 ... you need to learn to make clear and concise points. I don't think you can though because you're too busy changing your position on most things to fit in with whoever is chatting. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to read because to be honest you waffle just as much 
55:00 <johninj4> vegan must be a pretty hard lifestyle
55:00 <Skirmish> You told me that I have no right to ignore your opinions/views. What else am I meant to take from that other than "Wah wah wah ... don't ignore me I want to be part of everything"?
55:00 <Mody> what excuse johninj4?
55:00 <johninj4> i couldn't imagine it
55:00 <Mody> i dont agree with Bastardly_One loser
55:00 <Mody> Skirmish is more educated man
55:00 <Mody> if none of you want to accept jewish life then you are all stooges
56:00 <Mody> jews have already ass raped you
56:00 <beagle> what is most hardcore song metalllica faith no more ... or something new url me ?
56:00 <Mody> metallica,  lucies pussy
56:00 <beagle> roxette
56:00 <beagle> nasal grin
56:00 <beagle> hehe
56:00 <beagle> you idiot i been there
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glr878X82PE
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Motherfucker (Official Audio) (Dec 25, 2014) 3:31 - Category: Music - 28,384 views - 463 likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
58:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBX2dySWGew perhaps you like this
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wings - Band On The Run (Original Video) (Jan 19, 2008) 5:13 - Category: Music - views - 11,669 likes (98.4%), 189 dislikes (1.6%)
58:00 <beagle> cause i do ;)
59:00 <Mody> beagle if you knew the drugs these ppl take ur lose it
59:00 <beagle> not worth it.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yes! to this pic/comic
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so so YES!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate people that do this joke
59:00 <beagle> b1 youre an idiot you can lucie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10390324_10153642313750476_440738712083222544_n.png?oh=3c84472262e09ad3d68455e24451f5f0&oe=552ADAF9&__gda__=1432999104_b03486ca486f8685f6d379745249c57d
00:00 <Skirmish> I am sorry B1. I simply cannot take you seriously. Everything you accuse people of in this channel, you demonstrate yourself. The hypocrisy blows me away. It's what I can't stand about you. People ask why I have a problem with you, that is why. I can understand why people are sick of seeing me call you out all the time, and I aim to avoid doing it. I had hoped that by having it pointed out to you that you could make the personal adjustments yoursel
00:00 <Skirmish> f. I really don't have anything more to say about it now. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I turn the page each day fuckwit ... something a lot of idiots don't know how to do around here
01:00 <beagle> who wants a fucken horny idiot
01:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* Right on time. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like you've been going on for months now ... give it a rest you bore
01:00 <beagle> you have no fucking life
01:00 <beagle> and no body likes to hear from you now.
02:00 <beagle> im so fucking sick of you im just not listening 
03:00 <Mody> hahahaha
04:00 <Mody> this place full of sucxk fuck ups
04:00 <beagle> it seems that evenescane and metallica some best latest .. 
05:00 <beagle> but they use some hardcore shitl
05:00 <beagle> fender ?
05:00 <beagle> kldhflaksdjhkjsfad
05:00 <beagle> one seclon
05:00 <Skirmish> Amy Lee has an amazing voice. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Love her work.
05:00 <beagle> lie 6
05:00 <beagle> fuck yearh 
06:00 <beagle> im playing metallica
06:00 <beagle> hehe
06:00 <beagle> evenescane makes me ...
06:00 <beagle> always said ...
07:00 <beagle> im so playing this loud as fuck
07:00 <beagle> but i check
07:00 <beagle> i hope ...
08:00 <Mody> lol
08:00 <Mody> Skirmish is fucked
08:00 <Mody> so is Bastardly_One
08:00 <Mody> but Skirmish is better
08:00 <Mody> less jewish
08:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs1sTHgQlsU&x-yt-cl=84411374&x-yt-ts=1421828030 they play me this next now ....
08:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is a jewish puppet 
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Wherever I May Roam (with lyrics) (Mar 31, 2008) 6:45 - Category: Music - 32,830 views - 93 likes (94.9%), dislikes (5.1%)
08:00 <Mody> lost in a life like an old man
08:00 <Mody> no life no family
08:00 <Mody> 55 years old no life
08:00 <Mody> just sucking jewish dick and arguing about them on austnet
09:00 <beagle> gee paltalk, you fucking idiot did you get it from whome
09:00 <beagle> 70 month
09:00 <beagle> and your nick about 100 or so
09:00 <beagle> year
12:00 <Mody> nope u told me paltalk
18:00 <beagle> do you have a nickname on paltalk /
18:00 <beagle> i am paltalk now.
18:00 <beagle> im the jew of paltalk , im the king.
19:00 <beagle> i cant exactly excape that fact now, it is true.
19:00 <beagle> kinda obvious
19:00 <beagle> the nile has no kind king with no ro board
19:00 <beagle> as 
19:00 <beagle> australia has no wizdom without speach
20:00 <beagle> stupid questions to body 
20:00 <beagle> as bodys have a reason.
20:00 <beagle> and the fact is
20:00 <beagle> no body fucking cares without needing something
20:00 <beagle> welcome to paltalk , son
21:00 <beagle> there is a lot more to that paltalk than you shall see.
22:00 <beagle> my friend of, irc
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
22:00 <Mody> this place is fucked
22:00 <Bastardly_One> john
22:00 <beagle> if paltalk wants to buy you all out ... they fucking wouldnt dare
22:00 <Bastardly_One> look what a friend found ... 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/happy-birthday/michael-bolton-birthday-song-personalized-lyrics/pn/3410524#
22:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One you are jewish
22:00 <beagle> they go on about buying tinychat and i said give it back....
22:00 <beagle> they consider
22:00 <beagle> but wanna put a fucken program to it
22:00 <beagle> integrating
22:00 <beagle> we hateeeeeeeeeeee that
22:00 <beagle> we want same
23:00 <beagle> irc forever !
23:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One get help
23:00 <Mody> its for you
23:00 <beagle> billllllllllion dollars but while lame sits n waits we shame nothing but we sit as king of ....... 
23:00 <beagle> irc to share.
23:00 <beagle> *touches his laser*
23:00 <beagle> i dont need no body but you.
24:00 <beagle> i so need money to get around !
24:00 <beagle> ill die if i dont im a sporty man
24:00 <beagle> ill be ok
24:00 <johninj4> DAVID Hicks’ terrorism conviction will be crushed as the US conceded the former Guantánamo Bay inmate is innocent, his lawyer said.
24:00 <johninj4> gawd
25:00 <Bastardly_One> do it for yourself
25:00 <beagle> huh
25:00 <johninj4> they better him then
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and preview it 
25:00 <johninj4> pay
25:00 <beagle> hicks is alive ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> best torture in ages!
25:00 <johninj4> he never died
26:00 <johninj4> surely he can take the US goc to court for wrongful imprisonment now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck on that 
26:00 <BlackDevil> hi mates
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they can do anything they want for as long as 25yrs
27:00 <johninj4> eh i think he should on moral grounds
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure on that though
27:00 <BlackDevil> i need to wash my bum
27:00 <johninj4> the guantonimo bay camp is pretty shady
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he should but I think they have some sort of closure law that saves their own arses
27:00 <johninj4> yeh probably
27:00 <Bastardly_One> disclosure laws also
27:00 <Bastardly_One> up until a certain time in the future
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not positive on that though
28:00 <johninj4> i doubt everything they do in that camp comlpys with geneva conventions
28:00 <johninj4> i reckon he could find a good lawyer to take it on
28:00 <johninj4> pro bono
29:00 <BlackDevil> how do you undress guys with out your hands
29:00 <Mody> hahhaa Bastardly_One got owned
31:00 <BlackDevil> no one knows?
41:00 <johninj4> https://storify.com/reportedly/explaining-the-japanese-meme-mocking-isis 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/inexplicably_compelling_and_just_plain_weird_jesus_paintings
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://jesusisajerk.tumblr.com/
58:00 <Bastardly_One> memes of Jesus being an arsehole
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea those are old
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually appreciate they're not actually funny either
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus is just literally being a jerk
11:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped my pants
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> MACCASSSSSSSS
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> nom nom nom fucking nom 
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> gotta poo bfore work so i figured maccas will do it =)
12:00 <johninj4> lol@piet pretending to have a job
13:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> lol @ johninj4 being obsessed with my life and deserting his
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hows it feel knowing youre a freekin alco who stays up all night to fucked hours of the morning only to sleep during the day and allow your depression to worsen
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> you cant be a happy person
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> not when you look like what you do
14:00 <johninj4> hey buddy calm down
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> not without any friends
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> thinking you trolling makes you irc friends who you literally never meet but tell everyone you do
14:00 <johninj4> you don't want to go into 'work' all flustered
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> being alooooooone
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> so alone
15:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i pity you
15:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> PITY ! :)
15:00 <johninj4> projecting
15:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> insert original comment here --->
26:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter`Mr_Matey
26:00 <BlackDevil> how many girls do you get pregnant?
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> fair few
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and forked out $350 a fair few times too
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> ABORT ABORT!!!
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hahaha benjamin becker (boris beckers son) kicked leyton hewitts ass
59:00 <BlackDevil> Kobe Bryant, who was injured in last night's game, has torn rotator cuff
59:00 <johninj4> he played left handed for a bit
59:00 <johninj4> his off hand
59:00 <johninj4> the guys a dick, thinks he is superman
34:00 <johninj4> A UK teenager who killed a 17-year-old boy for dancing “Gangnam Style” in front of him and his girlfriend has avoided being tried for murder. 
34:00 <Lumeah2> Morning frayedknot 
34:00 <frayedknot> morning Lumeah2 
14:00 <Christopher> Sleep with everyone else but not a decent person
14:00 <Christopher> How fucked are you
16:00 <Christopher> And that's the fucken truth u r a fool
43:00 <psYbR> Christopher, who are you even talking to
44:00 <stuffz> there is a movie that is all black american drug gang shit a few years old anybody remeber the name of it? the start shows some whites buying cocaine and the negro pujts the gun to their face on camera
51:00 <psYbR> american history X?
52:00 <psYbR> as someone whos never seen it, just a guess
56:00 <stuffz> nah
59:00 <psYbR> 8 mile? :P
59:00 <psYbR> you cant tell me that isn't all gangster shit
01:00 <stuffz> no this is like the drug dealer took their video camera and made a fdocumentary about himself
20:00 <Resool> hello Ana_Ng you are around in all Australia :)
36:00 <Fall> mawning
37:00 <Fall> lol
44:00 <Christopher> No lol
45:00 <Christopher> Bugger off
07:00 <Christopher> I don't have to see psyche me more
07:00 <Christopher> 😄
09:00 <Christopher> Lol at loof has to see psyches and have depos I don't I free man
09:00 <Christopher> Lol at u
11:00 <Fall> haha so pissing off the drummer from Steel Panther was achieved today
11:00 <Fall> (y)
13:00 <Christopher> Lol at Loof
13:00 <Christopher> Such a legend he is
14:00 <Christopher> I can even stop meds if I want
14:00 <Christopher> Lol at loof
16:00 <Christopher> I finally back to square one
17:00 <Christopher> Seems I'm not crazyp
17:00 <Christopher> 😝
22:00 <psYbR> Christopher> I can even stop meds if I want
22:00 <psYbR> yeah wd, thats an acheivement
22:00 <Nikky`> god - never stop the meds
23:00 <Christopher> Lol
24:00 <Christopher> I wish Nikky` was my meds
24:00 <Christopher> :p
28:00 <Christopher> It's hot like Nikky`
28:00 <Christopher> Today
36:00 <psYbR> keep talking, she's getting all hot and flustered for you I'm sure
38:00 <Nikky`> I'm more interested in having my raisin toast n coffee and putting my washing on
45:00 <Doodle> and sitting on the washing machine
46:00 <Nikky`> You know me so well
48:00 <Doodle> ;)
48:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
48:00 <Nikky`> I really need to get organised and get to tyre place
48:00 <Nikky`> I am so lazy
50:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
51:00 <slinky_J> wooo got dances with wolves WITH subtitles
51:00 <slinky_J> now I don't have to make up what the injins are saying!
52:00 <Doodle> *native americans
52:00 <Doodle> do the wolves have subtitles too?
53:00 <slinky_J> say what now
53:00 <slinky_J> native wolves yeah they do
53:00 <slinky_J> in dingo
53:00 <slinky_J> ehehehahauhuhu
53:00 <slinky_J> this four hour movie is taking four hours to copy!
55:00 <Doodle> boo
58:00 <Nikky`> ok will bbl - get this shit sorted
58:00 <Doodle> have fun
06:00 <slinky_J> woa all of a sudden YTs site wont load! CONSPIRICEH
07:00 <Pieter1> Buying a beam.for my ish WiFi.adapter... I.can point it to founders.st.from my window and get their free.WiFi.... Tonight I'll have speeds.greater than 100mbit fibre speeds.:)
07:00 <Pieter1> Someone ddos this connection..... Dare ya!
10:00 <Pieter1> Lenz you lemming :)
53:00 <slinky_J> today yify blows goats.
58:00 <Sponge> i think yify is a jew
58:00 <Sponge> that works for mpaa
58:00 <Sponge> all the videos are substandard
59:00 <Sponge> they are like designed to stop others uploading good versions  , and in the end you buy the bluray
59:00 <Sponge> cunning jews
14:00 <slinky_J> lolol
18:00 <slinky_J> Mut be the only Jew doesn't go to Temple, pray for money because he ain't making shit on ripping films.
18:00 <slinky_J> ergo cannot be a jew
29:00 <Digerati> let us pray to the taco
29:00 <slinky_J> fuckin bored watchin some gay eric bana movie
35:00 <Digerati> 300 ?
36:00 <Digerati> now that's gay
46:00 <slinky_J> ur gay
46:00 <slinky_J> gay for 300 gay men
49:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
57:00 <Digerati> http://www.caradvice.com.au/330878/2015-shelby-gt-mustang-522kw-plus-for-supercharged-pony-car/
53:00 <MrMark> are we having fun yet?
01:00 <Digerati> do any of you roll your own tobacco ?
01:00 <slinky_J> yes
01:00 <slinky_J> y
01:00 <Digerati> how many cigs you get out of 50g man ?
01:00 <slinky_J> a lot
01:00 <slinky_J> dont count
02:00 <Digerati> 70 100 ?
02:00 <stevenn> it will be stale by the time u finish
02:00 <slinky_J> 100
02:00 <stevenn> ;p
02:00 <slinky_J> depends on the tobaco
02:00 <slinky_J> :P
02:00 <Digerati> drum
02:00 <slinky_J> Tobac & Co
02:00 <slinky_J> huhuhu
02:00 <Digerati> or bank
02:00 <Digerati> nothing else
02:00 <slinky_J> i like dr pat
02:00 <slinky_J> rolling and pipe tobacco
02:00 <Digerati> cant think of anything else other than drum or bank
02:00 <Digerati> dr pat to]
03:00 <slinky_J> ;P
03:00 <Digerati> dr pats is in a tin
03:00 <Digerati> so 100 eh ?
03:00 <slinky_J> hope this young greek chick is workin tonite
03:00 <slinky_J> she is mm and her accent omigosh
03:00 <slinky_J> she reminds me of salma hayak
03:00 <slinky_J> but greek
03:00 <Digerati> i aint got a greek accent, i got aussie accent
03:00 <slinky_J> which is nicer than dirty sth american
03:00 <Digerati> i know the aussie/greek accent
04:00 <Digerati> didn't hang out with greeks or wogs :( mostly aussies
04:00 <Digerati> :(
04:00 <Digerati> army life :(
04:00 <slinky_J> my first fuck was a greek chick
04:00 <slinky_J> lel
04:00 <Digerati> i want european friends now so much :(
04:00 <slinky_J> pounded her out for like 45 mins
04:00 <Digerati> i got asian and middle eastern friends
04:00 <slinky_J> i jizzed and kept on a poundin!
04:00 <Digerati> i been with 100's of chinese chicks mate
04:00 <Digerati> they are expensive the brothels
05:00 <Digerati> oh fuck
05:00 <Digerati> i am talking in melbourne
05:00 <Digerati> wtf
05:00 <slinky_J> yer
05:00 <Digerati> and lots of guys to
05:00 <slinky_J> you like lots of guys?
05:00 <Digerati> hot blonde gay prostitutes
06:00 <Digerati> 19 year old slut brothel workers
06:00 <slinky_J> thats wonderful
06:00 <Digerati> still got pimples
06:00 <Digerati> k Kneel boy
06:00 <slinky_J> ?
06:00 <Digerati> sieg heil
06:00 <Digerati> 19 year olds are boys to me
06:00 <Digerati> not men
07:00 <Digerati> call them boys
07:00 <slinky_J> i gotta buy a DS for when im watchin a boring movie
10:00 <Digerati> thank god for nextdoor neighbour, she gave me some baccy
10:00 <Digerati> :/
10:00 <Digerati> dman VAP dont come till sunday :(
11:00 <Digerati> hate being on the dole
11:00 <Digerati> fkn need a job :((((
11:00 <Digerati> even if i am disabled
11:00 <Digerati> cnts wont let me work
14:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmm hookers
17:00 <slinky_J> become a janitor
17:00 <slinky_J> and write a book about a janitor
32:00 <Digerati> if taco cant handle fun and joking on irc, than fuck him
32:00 <Digerati> his just an asshole
38:00 <Christopher> The fact I can see it as an excuse for the upcoming season of a sudden it was not immediately available for comment
38:00 <Christopher> I'm so tired but I'm still waiting on a Friday afternoon
39:00 <Christopher> Autocorrect changes and you don't know if I was in the world is not yet just got home
40:00 <Christopher> Lol
40:00 <slinky_J> mm valium
40:00 <Christopher> Gimme
40:00 <slinky_J> :P
40:00 <slinky_J> gotta buy em off me
40:00 <slinky_J> 20 a pack
40:00 <Christopher> Lol 10mg
40:00 <slinky_J> 5
41:00 <Christopher> .Once I ate 35
41:00 <slinky_J> yer
41:00 <Christopher> They don't do much
41:00 <slinky_J> i once downed six bottles of pills
41:00 <slinky_J> best sleep ever
41:00 <Christopher> Lols
41:00 <slinky_J> just had to wake me up LOL
42:00 <Christopher> Fucken taco
42:00 <Christopher> And his not
42:00 <Christopher> Not
42:00 <Christopher> Bot
43:00 <Christopher> Does mibbit work on PS3
43:00 <Christopher> Kb rules
43:00 <slinky_J> dunno what mibbit is
43:00 <Christopher> Fuck this phone shit
44:00 <Christopher> I should be fucking right now
45:00 <Christopher> This is bs
45:00 <slinky_J> im eating a carrot.
45:00 <MrMark> im not
45:00 <slinky_J> mmmm nom
46:00 <slinky_J> wats sap duck
46:00 <MrMark> doc
46:00 <slinky_J> ino that
46:00 <Christopher> Smokes a alright
47:00 <Christopher> I got heaps
47:00 <partay> noone smokes anymore
47:00 <Christopher> Oh bs
48:00 <partay> except crack.. a lot of people smoke crack
49:00 <partay> like pieter
49:00 <MrMark> weed
50:00 <partay> I've hung up my bong
52:00 <Christopher> K
52:00 <Christopher> I meant do
52:00 <Christopher> I'm so excited about this
53:00 <Christopher> Ai I don't think that I have a great way for a long day ahead of me is a good idea but the fact that you have to go
54:00 <Christopher> Afternoon chelle
56:00 <chelle> hi
23:00 <Student> i have not seen that slow on melbourne
23:00 <partay> chelle sammich please k go
27:00 <johninj4> hey partay
28:00 <chelle> ?
28:00 <partay> johninj4 how they hangin ?
28:00 <partay> yep sammich
29:00 <johninj4> yeah i'll have one as well while you are there
29:00 <Digerati> my red bin nearly made me vomit
29:00 <johninj4> sticking to my leg a bit :(
29:00 <Digerati> i wonder if council can change it
29:00 <johninj4> hose it out mate
29:00 <Digerati> fuck that man
29:00 <johninj4> oh go on
29:00 <johninj4> nobody is going to do it for you
29:00 <Digerati> its odour is potent
30:00 <partay> Digerati run over it.. council will replace it 
30:00 <johninj4> that will pass
30:00 <partay> or set it on fire
30:00 <johninj4> steal a neighbours bin and replace it with yours
30:00 <johninj4> fixed
30:00 <Digerati> i should get the juices from it and pour it in my sisters car
30:00 <partay> johninj4 knows
30:00 <Digerati> they got numbers on em
30:00 <partay> or pour the juices from your sister
30:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <partay> in the bin 
30:00 <partay> snap
30:00 <Digerati> i should toss her in the bin
31:00 <partay> can we see her naked firdt
31:00 <partay> first
31:00 <Digerati> hahaha
31:00 <partay> bit of rain in bris 
31:00 <partay> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR663.loop.shtml#skip
31:00 <Digerati> thank fuck for a cool change here
31:00 <Digerati> melb
32:00 <Digerati> my house cools down fast at least
32:00 <Digerati> weatherboard
32:00 <Digerati> weatherboard shits over brick
32:00 <partay> i got air con installed this morning cos its been high 30's all week 
32:00 <partay> BAM rains and its now cool
32:00 <slinky_J> `seen Mody
32:00 <Digerati> wonder what it would cost to build a new house out of weatherboards
33:00 <Digerati> its painting it, that will cost
33:00 <slinky_J> !seen Mody
33:00 <Digerati> always need 2 coats at least
33:00 <partay> slinky_J fuck up you spastic
33:00 <Digerati> and bond cement paint is the best to use on weatherboards
33:00 <Digerati> most expensive
34:00 <partay> hahaha 8 cops
34:00 <partay> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/eight-police-injured-in-violent-arrest-involving-taser-petrol-chair-20150123-12wwhf.html
34:00 <Digerati> hahaha
35:00 <partay> holding a drum of fuel... and they taser him LOL
35:00 <Digerati> feel sorry for the poor cops
35:00 <Digerati> prolly a young stupid cop
35:00 <Digerati> cuntable
36:00 <Digerati> 'NO NOT THE FUCKING TASER YOU DUMB CUNT"
36:00 <Digerati> oh jesus :/
36:00 <Digerati> they dont train em properly do they now
36:00 <Digerati> sigh....
37:00 <Digerati> oh well, shit happens :(
37:00 <Digerati> gimme scotch :(
37:00 <Digerati> i want it all
37:00 <Digerati> and i want it now
37:00 <Digerati> shout you later
37:00 <Digerati> :)
38:00 <Digerati> greed is good sometimes MrMark
38:00 <Digerati> not all the time but :)
39:00 <Digerati> how the fuck can you laugh at that man ? the taser and petrol
39:00 <Digerati> i mean seriously
39:00 <Digerati> it aint funny
39:00 <Digerati> not saying it's funny
40:00 <Digerati> nor am i implying anyone said it's funy
40:00 <Digerati> but some would, considering it was taser against petrol
40:00 <Digerati> poor cop just didn't think out of terror
41:00 <Digerati> :(
41:00 <Digerati> shit happens
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Finally got the damn ventilation thing from the air co to the wall and WOO
41:00 <Digerati> and i applied to join the police force when i was 19
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im now freezing :))))
41:00 <Digerati> pieter baby
41:00 <partay> Pieter well put some clothes on you sick fuck 
41:00 <Digerati> come to papa pieter boy
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i am dressed
42:00 <Digerati> well get em off, and show us on cam
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i set the air co to 16 and its blowing directly into my back :)
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> It feeeeeeeeeeeels great :)))~~`
42:00 <partay> you like having your back blown on 
42:00 <British^Meat> J MANG
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i sure do !
42:00 <Digerati> aircons will be useless beyond 55c outside
42:00 <Digerati> that cut off
43:00 <MusiciaN> sup
43:00 <Digerati> hey
43:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> just as long as the guy then lays chest flat on my back and wiggles around rubbing it into me
43:00 <Digerati> in SA and NT desert, the aircons go bung easily
43:00 <partay> then he beats you to death with a 9inch black dildo
43:00 <Digerati> ewww
43:00 <Digerati> why black ?
44:00 <MusiciaN> what the hell are you talking about
44:00 <Digerati> why not green ?
44:00 <MusiciaN> black's more intimidating
44:00 <Digerati> ok :)
44:00 <MusiciaN> it has a S&M vibe
44:00 <Digerati> must be the darkness of the dildo thing
44:00 <Digerati> dark dildo
44:00 <MusiciaN> makes people think of dungeons and latex suits
45:00 <MusiciaN> thats what i recon
45:00 <Digerati> i should be a 14 inch rubber dildo and leave it at my sisters door
45:00 <MusiciaN> gift wrap it
45:00 <Digerati> nah
45:00 <MusiciaN> you wont hear from her for a week
45:00 <Digerati> more expensive
46:00 <Digerati> cost more to wrap it
46:00 <MusiciaN> ah huh...
46:00 <Digerati> seen some 20 inch dildoes, that can almost reach the heart
47:00 <MusiciaN> wouldnt they be double ended
47:00 <Digerati> killed by the cock
47:00 <MusiciaN> otherwise i'm not sure what the point of them would be
47:00 <Digerati> i know
47:00 <Digerati> girth is the situation
47:00 <MusiciaN> i can't talk about sex
48:00 <Digerati> fat cocks and big balls, dont worry about length
48:00 <Digerati> a 5 inch fat cock, with balls the size of lemons will do a woman nicely
48:00 <Digerati> with a 2 inch girth
48:00 <MusiciaN> i haven't gotten any for a few weeks and its starting to effect my brain
49:00 <Digerati> pay for it
49:00 <Digerati> $5
49:00 <Digerati> sucky sucky
49:00 <MusiciaN> your mum lives way too far away for that
49:00 <Digerati> try your sister
49:00 <Digerati> :)
50:00 <Digerati> frozen pepsi sux
50:00 <MusiciaN> so does she
51:00 <MusiciaN> you're rediculous
51:00 <British^Meat> yuup
52:00 <partay> chelle wheres my sammich
05:00 <British^Meat> sup guy
06:00 <Skirmish> Hey British^Meat what's news? 
08:00 <British^Meat> wireless router died
08:00 <British^Meat> just got my ps4 the day
08:00 <British^Meat> everything sux :)
08:00 <British^Meat> pick up a new one sunday methinks
09:00 <Skirmish> Check out Asus when you're looking for a replacement. They're meant to be good. 
09:00 <partay> netgear 2 channel 
09:00 <British^Meat> roger that
09:00 <British^Meat> Yer i had a netgear... never let us down TBH
09:00 <British^Meat> its about 4 yrs old i think, maybe more
09:00 <British^Meat> cheers MrMark and the funky bunch
10:00 <Skirmish> This is what I am using ... works quite well. 
10:00 <MrMark> i left my funky bunch
10:00 <British^Meat> they sucked anyways tbh
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> abbott now wanting to fuck with the penalty rates now
11:00 <Skirmish> Abbott has always wanted to fuck with penalty rates. Where have you been?
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> how much of the aussie population would believe this guy deserves to be killed ?
11:00 <Skirmish> The Liberal Party ideology wants to fuck with workers. 
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> how dare he fuck with peoples lives without their permission , he says hes not gonna do shit before we vote him in and now hes gonna do exactly the opposite
12:00 <British^Meat> hopefully by fucking with them, he wants to put them up?
12:00 <British^Meat> Ahhahaha, i know, im THAT funny
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I wonder how many would cheer me on for assassinating that fucking cun
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> t
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it cant be too hard
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> who the fuck is he to fuck with my life
12:00 <Skirmish> He's not planning on doing anything until his second term. He is just putting the topic in the spotlight ... which will see him voted out. 
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i pay my bills my rent my food with the wages as they are at the moment , hes even going to lower minimum wage
13:00 <Skirmish> He wants to abolish minimum wage in some areas. 
13:00 <Skirmish> He wants a more americanised system, which ironically is heading towards minimum wage agreements. 
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> he needs to be given the ultimatum for him to live on minimum wage and support his pox family and with the gp co payment and do his bullshit work like every one else and if he doesnt the only other choice is a bullet to the head
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> even tho the obvious choice there would be to try the minimum wage , he sure as fuck would argue against it and make something of it instead of doing it ..... I cant stand this fucking cunt in power
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> :/
15:00 <Doodle> welcome to politics
15:00 <British^Meat> free modem routers for all...
15:00 <Digerati> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/eight-police-injured-in-violent-arrest-involving-taser-petrol-chair-20150123-12wwhf.html
16:00 <Digerati> very lucky
16:00 <Doodle> welcome to 15 mins ago
16:00 <Digerati> that's all i can say
16:00 <Digerati> hey Doodle
16:00 <Doodle> hey Digerati
17:00 <partay> the Doodle.. everyone fucking genuflect
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <partay> before king Doodle
19:00 <Doodle> Nikkypoos <3
19:00 <MrMark> poop
19:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooooo <3
19:00 <Doodle> whats happening
20:00 <Nikky`> Not much - need to head out shortly but killing time with you lot
20:00 <Nikky`> you?
20:00 <Doodle> same basically lol
21:00 <Doodle> and watching videos of my great driving
21:00 <Nikky`> When did it become great?
21:00 <Nikky`> :P
21:00 <partay> Nikky` sammich kgo
21:00 <Nikky`> My car drives awesome now
21:00 <Doodle> lol its always been great Nikky`
21:00 <Nikky`> Sure partay.. stuff is in the fridge - get to it
21:00 <Nikky`> What? I call BS
21:00 <partay> errrr
21:00 <Nikky`> haha
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon
22:00 <TheRon> hello
22:00 <TheRon> hows the heat?
22:00 <partay> TheRon .. the 80's jukebox meastro is here 
22:00 <partay> its biblical raining up here 
22:00 <Doodle> sif bs
22:00 <MrMark> 80s!!!
22:00 <partay> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR663.loop.shtml#skip
23:00 <partay> the rains are coming marge
23:00 <MrMark> highway to the danger zone!!!
23:00 <Nikky`> Its only 21.6 here - no real heat more humid
23:00 <partay> Nikky` hows the heat in the kitchen ?
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Nikky`> Its wet right now, just did the floors
24:00 <Doodle> you wet the floors?
24:00 <MusiciaN> schwing
24:00 <Nikky`> Yes, how I like to keep them clean
24:00 <MusiciaN> nothing hotter than a woman mopping
24:00 <Doodle> oh
24:00 <Doodle> kay
24:00 <Nikky`> pee a week makes them shine
24:00 <Doodle> looool
25:00 <partay> well thats why wmen where white at weddings.. to fit in with the other kitchen applicances 
25:00 <MusiciaN> can you wash some dishes on cam
25:00 <MusiciaN> i'll pay you
25:00 <Nikky`> What does one who also vaccums MusiciaN? I just did that also
25:00 <MusiciaN> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> My dishes are done, sorry
25:00 <partay> women are like floor tiles... lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 40 years 
26:00 <MusiciaN> do mine!
26:00 <British^Meat> heh shwing
26:00 <Doodle> good grief
26:00 <Nikky`> I try not to clean up others peoples mess, unless family or I am doing them
26:00 <Nikky`> haha
26:00 <MusiciaN> lol i was waiting for somebody old enough to get the WW reference
27:00 <Digerati> i cooked chicken fillets :)
27:00 <Digerati> err
27:00 <Digerati> right...
28:00 <Digerati> i discovered skinless chicken breasts at woolies
28:00 <Digerati> hehe
28:00 <TheRon> hello, is it me you're looking for
28:00 <Digerati> lionel richie is cool
28:00 <TheRon> i like hi beer
28:00 <TheRon> i like his beer
28:00 <Digerati> lr has a beer ?
28:00 <Doodle> TheRon were you at bowls yesterday arvo
28:00 <TheRon> no
29:00 <Doodle> ok
29:00 <Digerati> rsl bowls club ?
29:00 <TheRon> no num nuts
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Digerati> rofl
30:00 <Digerati> just asking ron :)
30:00 <Digerati> i want to join a over 50's club :)
30:00 <TheRon> i'm just saying have a think about
30:00 <Digerati> but not fucking bowling, thats like seniors
30:00 <TheRon> no it isnt
30:00 <partay> Digerati lawn bowls rocks 
30:00 <Digerati> lawn bowls does
31:00 <Digerati> its hard
31:00 <Digerati> but not against people over 80 man :)
31:00 <Digerati> ffs
31:00 <TheRon> im against ppl over 80 driving
31:00 <Digerati> "here boy, grab my balls"
31:00 <Doodle> i'm against people over 80
32:00 <Digerati> i'm against 90 year olds running down the street naked
32:00 <Doodle> ew
32:00 <Doodle> there is a retirement village in my street
32:00 <Doodle> havent seen that yet tho
32:00 <Digerati> i saw this chinese man, running down the street butt naked
32:00 <Doodle> mostly they just set things on fire
32:00 <TheRon> give it time
32:00 <Doodle> so many fires
33:00 <Doodle> one was a caravan tho so thats ok
33:00 <Digerati> its getting colder soon ron
33:00 <Doodle> fucking caravans
33:00 <Digerati> feb weather gets colder
33:00 <Doodle> uh no it doesnt
33:00 <Doodle> not here
33:00 <TheRon> someone is talking shit
33:00 <Digerati> victoria is the worst in australia for bush fires by far
33:00 <Digerati> we lost a lot of trees
33:00 <Doodle> .
33:00 <Digerati> qld is rain and floods
34:00 <Digerati> sa is heaps of fires as well
34:00 <British^Meat> GEE REALLY!??!
34:00 <British^Meat> I HAD NO IDAE
34:00 <Doodle> do you have a point
34:00 <British^Meat> (idiot)
34:00 <Digerati> not really
34:00 <Digerati> :/
34:00 <Doodle> fire season in vic is generally from nov-april or even may
34:00 <Digerati> tassie never cops anything, god forbid
35:00 <Doodle> tassie has it bad enough already, being tassie
35:00 <Digerati> hehe
35:00 <Digerati> canberra ?
35:00 <TheRon> i think they only just outlawed tasmanians sleeping with their cousins
35:00 <Doodle> canberra can burn
35:00 <Doodle> nobody will care
35:00 <Digerati> i think canberra is nice actually
36:00 <Doodle> make sure theyre all in parliament first tho
36:00 <Digerati> the land that is
36:00 <Doodle> i hated canberra when i went there
36:00 <Doodle> stupid place
36:00 <TheRon> summernats?
36:00 <Digerati> people driving on the wrong side of the road again ?
36:00 <Doodle> nah
36:00 <Doodle> its a crap place to drive around
36:00 <Doodle> all crescents and courts
36:00 <Doodle> and circuits
37:00 <Digerati> thats for the terrorists mate
37:00 <Digerati> so they get caught more easily
37:00 <slinky_J> hmm gone girl was good
37:00 <slinky_J> i wana psycho wife
37:00 <Digerati> you get roads or streets, its hard to catch them
37:00 <Doodle> i like the porno version better
37:00 <Doodle> gobby girl
37:00 <slinky_J> Doodle be my wife
37:00 <Doodle> only if you take me out once a week
37:00 <slinky_J> twice!
37:00 <slinky_J> once to get rubbers
37:00 <Digerati> i think courts are nice, more communal that way
37:00 <Doodle> it gets so tiring being cooped up in the kitchen
38:00 <slinky_J> once to do it outdoors
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> ok deal
38:00 <slinky_J> lel
38:00 <slinky_J> wooo weeee
38:00 <slinky_J> IM ALREADY IN;)
38:00 <Doodle> what wife could want more
38:00 <TheRon> doodle is that hwo women feel about beeing in the kitchen?
38:00 <Doodle> i dont know how women feel
38:00 <Digerati> yeah, let's all join a over 90's bowls club and have an orgy
38:00 <Doodle> :(
38:00 <Doodle> i've forgotten
39:00 <Digerati> alzheimers ?
39:00 <TheRon> why did the woman cross the road?
39:00 <Doodle> i assume like a bag of sand
39:00 <TheRon> not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen??
39:00 <Doodle> keke
39:00 <Digerati> fuck this ecig is taking ages to charge, someone send more voltage to my usb please
40:00 <Doodle> just sneezed on myself
40:00 <Doodle> now i know how girls feel
41:00 <Digerati> i know what you want, what you really really want
41:00 <Digerati> baby spice can blow me hard
41:00 <TheRon> a beer?
41:00 <Digerati> yer
41:00 <Digerati> that'll do
42:00 <Digerati> steineken
42:00 <Digerati> i prefer jugs
42:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm jugs!
43:00 <slinky_J> I love my new dildo because..
43:00 <slinky_J> Doodle?
43:00 <Doodle> its made of jagged glass
43:00 <slinky_J> nice
43:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzzzzz
44:00 <slinky_J> I love my new dildo because.. 
44:00 <slinky_J> It's been handed down by the women in my family for four generations.
44:00 <slinky_J> lel
44:00 <TheRon> genuine cherokee hair??
45:00 <Digerati> theron, who would you mark as "king of 80's" music ?
45:00 <TheRon> mj
45:00 <partay> slinky_J *sigh*.. whats it like to be a bigger loser than picard ?
45:00 <Digerati> mmm
46:00 <Digerati> interesting
46:00 <partay> nothing is going to stop us now 
46:00 <Digerati> i think Cyndi Lauper was hot
46:00 <partay> when she was 20
46:00 <Digerati> yup
46:00 <Digerati> even younger she sang
46:00 <Digerati> i think she started at 17
47:00 <Digerati> girls just wanna have fun, was cool
47:00 <partay> god bless teens.. we get older but they stay the same age 
48:00 <slinky_J> partay: what's it like to not see me in months and go on about the same old shit you did back then?
48:00 <slinky_J> loser.
48:00 <partay> hahahahaha
48:00 <partay> awwwww poor slinks 
48:00 <partay> *pats slinkys head*
48:00 <slinky_J> poor me?
48:00 <slinky_J> o k
48:00 <partay> there there 
48:00 <partay> omg mew 
49:00 <slinky_J> k
49:00 <Mew> holy fuck partay
49:00 <TheRon> jesus
50:00 <partay> biggest desicion i have to make today.... wild turkey or makers mark
50:00 <Digerati> mm
51:00 <TheRon> these are the kind of decisions im forced to make every day, no rest for an artist
51:00 <partay> yah mm 
51:00 <partay> or mothers milk as i call it 
54:00 <Mew> im smashing a ham cheese tomato toastie motherfuckers
54:00 <Mew> salt n pep on the T mizzle
54:00 <partay> mew knows her toasties 
55:00 <TheRon> i know my titties
55:00 <slinky_J> T mizzle?
55:00 <partay> mew wins the tittie battle
55:00 <British^Meat> vis call em jaffkes
56:00 <British^Meat> jaffles
56:00 <British^Meat> those FREAKS
56:00 <British^Meat> err vics
56:00 <partay> jaffles 
56:00 <partay> WTF?
56:00 <TheRon> toasted sanga
56:00 <Christopher> Haggles
58:00 <British^Meat> pls dont
58:00 <Student> what?
59:00 <Student> a giant ajaffle maker
59:00 <TheRon> beer jaffle?
59:00 <Mew> shut up Student you foreign affair
00:00 <Mew> icy cold apple juice goes so nice with a toastie
00:00 <Mew> living the dream rite nao
03:00 <Student> shut up Mew and sleep with me 
03:00 <partay> student you dont even mak mews hit list 
03:00 <partay> Doodle is first
04:00 <Student> things are not prdictable 
04:00 <Student> any thing can happen 
04:00 <TheRon> student be careful, mew can have you blacklisted from hop sings
04:00 <TheRon> she'll name names
04:00 <Student> oooo LA LAaaa
05:00 <Student> does that mean i will be famous in a Good way?
05:00 <TheRon> student is a commie and he's spreading propaganda
05:00 <Student> ???
05:00 <Student> homie what are you bragging about?
07:00 <Student> ???
11:00 <Student> beep bep?
11:00 <Skirmish> BEEP BEP
11:00 <Student> why is the beep getting bep?
11:00 <Student> not enough force?
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18YLzyK-Kbs
11:00 <TheRon> chicago - hard habit to break
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beep Bep? (Apr 3, 2012) 3:30 - Category: Gaming - views - 14,672 likes (98.4%), 233 dislikes (1.6%)
12:00 <Student> gaming views
12:00 <Skirmish> I love dem guyz. 
12:00 <Skirmish> BEEP BEP
12:00 <TheRon> with aussie day coming when do we get all aussie and shit?
12:00 <Student> lol 
12:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't get much more Aussie than you TheRon. 
13:00 <TheRon> damn straight
13:00 <TheRon> i'm the aussiest
13:00 <Student> oh my god, Australia is not in good hands
13:00 <Student> God Bless Australia 
14:00 <doctor> Nor is Pakistan
14:00 <doctor> let's just settle for the world: the world is not in good hands
15:00 <simba> TheRon doesnt even eat tomato sauce
15:00 <Student> :)
15:00 <Student> doctor ;) 
15:00 <TheRon> it's shithouse
15:00 <doctor> that's unsrtayan
15:00 <simba> EXPOSED
15:00 <doctor> ;-}~
15:00 <simba> hes actually russian
16:00 <doctor> knew it..
16:00 <TheRon> iin soviet russia, car drive you
16:00 <doctor> what do russians eat?
16:00 <TheRon> potato
16:00 <doctor> bear and vodka caviar soup
16:00 <simba> vodka!!!!!
17:00 <Skirmish> I am having vodka and orange juice as we speak *sips*
17:00 <Skirmish> That's good potato sauce. 
17:00 <doctor> yeah it's about the right time for one of those
17:00 <TheRon> baby come back, you can blame it all on me, i was wrong and i just can't live without you
19:00 <johninj4> they eat a lot of cabbage too
19:00 <TheRon> saurkraut?
19:00 <johninj4> yep
19:00 <slinky_J> I love my new dildo because..
19:00 <doctor> fermented cabbage and potatoes
19:00 <slinky_J> I'm the town bike and it has twelve speeds!
20:00 <TheRon> slinky_J you know when you run of batteries you can use aluminium foil
21:00 <TheRon> slinky_J it isn't tickle me elmo is it?
26:00 <TheRon> letttttttt's let's stay together
27:00 <TheRon> al green rules
29:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
30:00 <TheRon> uh uh uh stayin' alive!
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> boobs !
31:00 <slinky_J> aha
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I SAW BOOBS IN HERE
32:00 <johninj4> http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/living-in-the-wild-escape-danila-tkachenko-12.jpg 
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> WHERE
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> gimme gimme gimme
32:00 <slinky_J> im playin a game on fb TheRon called 'I love my new dildo because ______________'
32:00 <johninj4> how was work Pieter`Mr_Matey?
32:00 <TheRon> johninj4 i had a giggle
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> same as every other time im slaving to the wage
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> boring as all fuck
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> alphanumeric entries
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> joy
33:00 <johninj4> cool
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> ah huh
34:00 <johninj4> sounds like a job you could do hihg
34:00 <johninj4> like kitchenhand work
34:00 <johninj4> once you get the process down you become a robot
35:00 <slinky_J> ppl on fb r such homophobez
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah bro the art of cutting up a tomato
36:00 <slinky_J> it's hard shit but give it a few months bro
36:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
36:00 <johninj4> yeh man
36:00 <TheRon> if you get caught between the moon and new york city, i know it's crazy but it's true
37:00 <couleurs> SoCCeRooS !
37:00 <TheRon> CAHILL!!
37:00 <johninj4> australian of the year
37:00 <TheRon> yep
37:00 <TheRon> for scully that pot at the scg, bob hawke should be aussie of the year
37:00 <TheRon> sculling
38:00 <johninj4> he does that every year lol
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hah
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> they're finally saying the dollar will drop to 73c4
38:00 <TheRon> he should get some recognition
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> 73c
38:00 <johninj4> good for exports
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its been 2 years now before I predicted that to occur by mid 2015
38:00 <johninj4> get the logs
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> cmon , whos great
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im sure you have the logs
38:00 <TheRon> hehehehehe......logs!
38:00 <couleurs> you
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> or some other lame kid
39:00 <couleurs> 're
39:00 <couleurs> mom's
39:00 <johninj4> maybe i do, would have to sort through a lot of dribble though
39:00 <couleurs> a
39:00 <couleurs> log
39:00 <johninj4> 2 whole years of piet
39:00 <johninj4> gawd
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> grep it
39:00 <TheRon> i took a pretty long log this morning
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im know i used 73c or cents and pieter and 2015
39:00 <slinky_J> for teh nerdz
39:00 <slinky_J> http://comicbook.com/2015/01/22/darth-vader-toaster-burns-star-wars-logo-into-bread-/
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its not complicated
39:00 <TheRon> i got thru the sports pages
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> aaaaanyway
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i see the future
40:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqqEu9Q2MQo
40:00 <slinky_J> lel
40:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rucka Rucka Ali - Murica (Jun 28, 2013) - Category: Comedy - 33,944 views - 351 likes (81.8%), 78 dislikes (18.2%)
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> always said oil was gonna drop cos of bolovians pipeline
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> block
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> didnt mention below the $1 tho =/
40:00 <TheRon> there's an over supply of oil atm
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> petrol
40:00 <TheRon> middle just keeps pumping the stuff
41:00 <TheRon> east
41:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> government economic politics is a game of cat n mouse , i reckon you irc kids could run the UN
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> :)
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> NO COULEURS !
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> SUCKKKKK ME
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> or shut up !
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> =p
41:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
42:00 <couleurs> had 2 stellas b4 mate 
42:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
42:00 <johninj4> lol
42:00 <TheRon> 2, you ightweight
42:00 <frayedknot> stella is great
42:00 <johninj4> go beat your wifi
42:00 <couleurs> he he
44:00 <Digerati> my names tex
44:00 <Digerati> and i need a bex
44:00 <BlackDevil> hi poop
44:00 <Digerati> not sex, i said bex
44:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil , sup
45:00 <Digerati> lmfao with this youtube character
45:00 <johninj4> he's a lariken
45:00 <Digerati> love it
45:00 <johninj4> very determined to get in here
45:00 <BlackDevil> wanna have sex?
45:00 <Digerati> dude, ppp and dialup will do it
45:00 <johninj4> you just pooped
45:00 <Digerati> ip changes all the time
45:00 <johninj4> thats gross
46:00 <TheRon> we didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world was turning
46:00 <johninj4> why not permaban it BlackDevil
46:00 <BlackDevil> perm ban whom?
46:00 <Digerati> he can't if he is a dialup
46:00 <johninj4> THE YOUTUBE BOT
46:00 <johninj4> as soon as the ban expires it keeps trying to come in
46:00 <BlackDevil> whats wrong if the current ban?
46:00 <johninj4> ^
46:00 <Digerati> or adsl static
47:00 <Digerati> i used to be an admin in #chatzone in dalnet in the 90's
47:00 <johninj4> thats so cool
47:00 <simba> same
47:00 <Digerati> remember that ?
47:00 <johninj4> yeh gr8 timez
47:00 <Digerati> same ?
47:00 <Digerati> who were you simba ?
47:00 <TheRon> remember alf, he's back in pog form
47:00 <simba> john was too dude
47:00 <Digerati> i was warp
47:00 <simba> all 3 of us here now 15 years later
47:00 <simba> crazy as
47:00 <Digerati> [email protected]
47:00 <johninj4> i was Hot^Guy69
47:00 <simba> i was ThrillSeeker
47:00 <Digerati> playnet was a bbs here in melbourne
48:00 <simba> yeah dalnet was good fun eh 
48:00 <Digerati> also talk channel bbs
48:00 <Digerati> dalnet was great
48:00 <simba> yep loved opping on dalnet
48:00 <Digerati> the best
48:00 <johninj4> it was the best
48:00 <johninj4> greatest time of my life
48:00 <simba> i hope you had the time of your life
48:00 <Digerati> i think of all irc, austnet is the best
48:00 <Digerati> not sucking on anybody
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <johninj4> it's not like dalnet back then though
48:00 <TheRon> system of a down - BYOBB
49:00 <johninj4> nothing could compare
49:00 <Digerati> i think users are more real on austnet
49:00 <johninj4> indeed
49:00 <Digerati> dalnet were like fucking drones
49:00 <johninj4> lol
49:00 <johninj4> yeah they suck
49:00 <johninj4> i hated it there
49:00 <Digerati> dalnet, the only irc on the planet
49:00 <simba> on another network the other day i typed cum into a channel and two ops were querying me about it then talking about whether they should kick me
49:00 <Digerati> nothing else exists
49:00 <Digerati> wtf
49:00 <couleurs> KoRn - A.D.I.D.A.S.mp3
50:00 <simba> one was like "its his first disgression lets see how he goes"
50:00 <Digerati> i mean seriously, they monopolised dalnet to the core
50:00 <BlackDevil> KoRn AIDS
50:00 <johninj4> lol
50:00 <simba> in that respect austnet is the best others are too wound up
50:00 <johninj4> you got 1 strike
50:00 <Mew> they need to knuckle down and loosen up
50:00 <Digerati> austnet is laid back
50:00 <Digerati> that is all i can say
50:00 <simba> its aussie
50:00 <johninj4> yeah they let fuckwits talk shit all the time here
50:00 <johninj4> it's awesome
50:00 <johninj4> great chatting experience
50:00 <Digerati> thats the best way to describe austnet
50:00 <Digerati> laid back
51:00 <simba> aussies are loose as fuck their irc network should reflect that
51:00 <Digerati> get real chat on austnet
51:00 <simba> real talk
51:00 <johninj4> just a few down to earth aussie blokes talking about irc on irc
52:00 <Mew> and this is like the housebound recluse collection of aussies the real life ones are too hectic for any irc  server
52:00 <Digerati> #christian was the worst me admin on it for years in dalnet, cos i knew theology, studied it because of my dad and brother in church, i was the black sheep into science and scolded the herecy of the church
52:00 <johninj4> you should write a book about that
52:00 <johninj4> maybe they will make a film even
52:00 <Digerati> lmfao
52:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and on the floor yet?
52:00 <Digerati> yeah right
53:00 <simba> no MrMark
53:00 <Digerati> sober
53:00 <simba> didnt that get boring at 17
53:00 <Digerati> wish i was :(
53:00 <johninj4> we don't drink hear
53:00 <MrMark> boring
53:00 <Digerati> lucky prick
53:00 <Mew> marks fucken smashed
53:00 <MrMark> no
53:00 <johninj4> good christian folks
53:00 <Digerati> makers is nice
53:00 <Mew> don't lie lol
53:00 <johninj4> i'm not sure you will fit in
53:00 <Digerati> a lot smoother than turkey
53:00 <simba> wii fit
53:00 <MrMark> i do prefer tuekey
53:00 <Digerati> yify !
53:00 <Digerati> turkey is for boys
54:00 <MrMark> turkey
54:00 <Digerati> real men drink champagne
54:00 <Digerati> pink champagne !
54:00 <Digerati> with a flower on it
54:00 <Digerati> and pink panties
54:00 <TheRon> and have pillow fights in their undies
54:00 <Digerati> i do like champagne but
55:00 <simba> real men drink pussey juice
55:00 <slinky_J> i think i dld 8 movies today
55:00 <johninj4> champagne butt
55:00 <Digerati> worst i drank was bacardi 151 :(
55:00 <slinky_J> you know who else likes champagne?
55:00 <Mew> lmao
55:00 <slinky_J> MY MOM!
55:00 <Digerati> that was real poison
55:00 <Digerati> i will never drink 151 again
55:00 <TheRon> slinky_J way to support the aussie film industry
55:00 <johninj4> would you downlaod a car?
55:00 <Digerati> i drank it straight with no ice, had a can of coke next to me and sap out of both seperately
56:00 <johninj4> you are hardcore
56:00 <slinky_J> howzat?
56:00 <Digerati> in 4 hours i drank a whole bottle
56:00 <slinky_J> i didnt dl any aussie films
56:00 <slinky_J> lel
56:00 <Digerati> and found myself in the ocean
56:00 <Mew> I tried tequila shots with lemon n salt for the first time last week
56:00 <johninj4> lol yeh they are a bit shit
56:00 <slinky_J> if i did id only dl The Rover
56:00 <Mew> not bad
56:00 <TheRon> you missed the bat i caught you ouy howzat
56:00 <slinky_J> and I paid to see that at the cinema
56:00 <Digerati> thank fuck the cops never busted me on the boat
56:00 <Digerati> i threw the bottle out of the boat
56:00 <johninj4> drink driving boats and littering eh
56:00 <Digerati> and jumped in port phillip
57:00 <Mew> you were on a boat?!
57:00 <Digerati> yes
57:00 <johninj4> you bloody idiot
57:00 <Digerati> i was alone man
57:00 <johninj4> 4eva alone
57:00 <Digerati> i would never take people with me drunk
57:00 <Mew> that's not helping u lol
57:00 <TheRon> barry white - you're the first my last my everything
57:00 <Digerati> fuck em
57:00 <Mew> did you wanna die?
57:00 <Digerati> drink and sail
57:00 <MrMark> smooooooooooooooth
57:00 <Digerati> love it
57:00 <slinky_J> idc about the aus film industry tbh
57:00 <Digerati> har har har
57:00 <Mew> no really was it a lil failed suicide mish
57:00 <Mew> sah cute
57:00 <Digerati> they cant breathe test you out of the boat man
57:00 <johninj4> what if a dugong gets your bottle stuck on its flipper?
58:00 <johninj4> how would you feel then?
58:00 <johninj4> they do often man
58:00 <Digerati> i spose i just got paranoid
58:00 <johninj4> probably more likely to get breath tested on a boat than in a car
58:00 <johninj4> because they want to check your fish and stuff
58:00 <Digerati> i jumped out of the boat when they came
58:00 <johninj4> lol
59:00 <johninj4> thats not suspicious
59:00 <TheRon> murtaugh isn't allowed to eat tuna
59:00 <Digerati> nah, i am blind sir
59:00 <johninj4> just a random boat floating on the sea, nothing to sea here
59:00 <Digerati> didnt see you
59:00 <Digerati> blind eh ?
59:00 <Digerati> hahaha
59:00 <Digerati> blind drunk more like it
59:00 <Digerati> should have said that
59:00 <Mew> If some lone sailor floats past stinking of 151 mumbling about good irc servers they would be all over his ass
00:00 <Digerati> but hey, didn't need a license years ago for a boat
00:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <Digerati> now its more strict
00:00 <Mew> just a bottle of liquor and a death wish?
00:00 <Digerati> i did nearly moor the boat onto a government military base
00:00 <Digerati> they wanted me for anal fisting
01:00 <Mew> you're almost like an accidental douchelord
01:00 <Digerati> all i got was "thomas, take the bong and the drugs outta here you fuck:
01:00 <TheRon> if you hold for one more day, can you hold on for one more day, things will go your way
01:00 <Digerati> codename, "thomas the tank"
01:00 <johninj4> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=830485070323050&set=p.830485070323050&type=1 
01:00 <Digerati> i hated that fucking codename
01:00 <Mew> cos you were off the rails m8
01:00 <TheRon> the king of the island of sodor
02:00 <Digerati> yeah, but the base looked so good, had cows and fruit and shit
02:00 <johninj4> sodomy and the sea, a Digerati tale
02:00 <Digerati> i was hungry
02:00 <Digerati> wanted milk and fruit
02:00 <Digerati> or fruity milk
02:00 <Digerati> whichever comes first
03:00 <Digerati> for better or worse
03:00 <Mew> you were hammered it would've curdled so bad
03:00 <Digerati> his gift is a curse :)
03:00 <Mew> Bacardi and milk
03:00 <Digerati> dude, i do love a cocksucker cowboy
03:00 <Digerati> ever heard of that drink ?
03:00 <Mew> wow Ok lol
03:00 <Mew> whatever floats your.. boat
04:00 <Digerati> brokeback mountain style
04:00 <TheRon> a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
04:00 <Digerati> hugh grant was the bitch
04:00 <Digerati> tawny port ron ?
04:00 <TheRon> a snifter at xmas time
04:00 <Mew> fuck yeah tawny port rocks
05:00 <Mew> Its so good when ur fishing at night
05:00 <Digerati> sweet as, but hidden bitterness
05:00 <Mew> Like drinking a blanket
05:00 <Digerati> irish cream is the ultimate
05:00 <Digerati> baileys :)
06:00 <slinky_J> salad and beers fah dinner bru
06:00 <MrMark> love it
06:00 <Digerati> mix baileys irish cream with jameison
06:00 <Mew> ew
06:00 <Digerati> it's nice
06:00 <Digerati> you got to get it right
06:00 <Digerati> it's hard to mix it
06:00 <Digerati> there are no levels
06:00 <Mew> no thanks 
06:00 <Digerati> jameison is the best :)
06:00 <Mew> limitless
07:00 <BlackDevil> when was the last time you washed your bum?
07:00 <Digerati> 2 months ago
07:00 <johninj4> sounds a bit gay to me
08:00 <Digerati> i am trying to be conservative with water
08:00 <Digerati> i only like drinking it
08:00 <StrykerX> Sup cuntz
08:00 <johninj4> heya
08:00 <Mew> strykey
08:00 <johninj4> she's just as bad lol, beats up other babies
08:00 <Bastardly_One> typical indonesians
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, let's try past and laugh not help 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> let's what? ... let's drive past 
09:00 <TheRon> mew is it wrong that i don't goto my neice and nephews b'day parties
09:00 <StrykerX> Mewy darling
09:00 <TheRon> i just don't like kids parties
09:00 <StrykerX> How's you?
09:00 <BlackDevil> i wash my bum everytime i poop johninj4
10:00 <johninj4> interesting
10:00 <johninj4> don't know how to wipe?
10:00 <beehhh> rather pick a transvestite
10:00 <Fez> Least they can drive past b1
10:00 <Student> what the hell
10:00 <couleurs> bloodey awsim
10:00 <johninj4> mixed reaction
11:00 <TheRon> mew how would you react if you were on a long flight and ben got an upgrade to business class and you didn't, and he took it?
11:00 <Fez> B1. Are you helping?
11:00 <Fez> Or busy on irc?
12:00 <Mew> like this
12:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <Fez> Weite a peom about it
12:00 <Fez> Write also
12:00 <Fez> Lucky my work isnt being published
13:00 <BlackDevil> i wipe
13:00 <Mew> nah I wouldn't care really if the plane crashes we all die that's my only concern Lol not where I'm seated
13:00 <BlackDevil> but washing with a pressure washer makes sure its clean
13:00 <TheRon> thats a deal breaker for some couples
13:00 <johninj4> thats true
13:00 <Mew> really?
13:00 <Mew> how shallow lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so desperate to be part of the little tribe you hang around on here 
13:00 <British^Meat> hah
13:00 <British^Meat> kettle pot black
13:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the few people I would take it off irc with if I had the opportunity
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a complete fuckstick Fez
14:00 <Digerati> simba, for you http://download.microsoft.com/download/C/3/C/C3CB8343-5AA7-4678-B4D6-127E9590904A/SP1/Greek%20Language%20Pack%20-%20Windows%20Embedded%20Standard%207%20SP1/lp.cab
14:00 <simba> you would have 2 offer it 2 ur girl 
14:00 <johninj4> mixed reaction
14:00 <Bastardly_One> did some arsehole just fart? Oh ... twat bat typed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
15:00 <TheRon> you'd seriously be happy in coach while the other is slumming it business class
15:00 <johninj4> "no thanks mate, my gf will lose her shit"
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <simba> greek language pack?
15:00 <simba> yep dont click that link
15:00 <beehhh> there will be more of scarce of everything
15:00 <johninj4> yeah that was a bit uncalled for
15:00 <johninj4> anyway
15:00 <johninj4> beehhh doesn't care
15:00 <johninj4> nothing much phases him
16:00 <simba> starts downloading trannie porns
16:00 <johninj4> awesome
16:00 <Fez> B1 did u just get all defensuve cuz i asked yousome questions?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what's he got to do with it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> talking about this clown and twat bat which is British^Meat
17:00 <simba> calm down b1
17:00 <simba> clam it down
17:00 <johninj4> turn the other cheek
17:00 <Fez> Iysfunny how b1 wants peopke tobenice to him.. yet allhe doesis abuse people
17:00 <Bastardly_One> one day you will get it ... you seriously cannot be that retarded
17:00 <British^Meat> lol, i get my own personalised nick name, much salt
18:00 <Mew> there's a furious clicking noise coming from BlackDevil
18:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it funny how you can't take a hint at all Fez
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're rather special eh?
18:00 <Fez> About what?
18:00 <johninj4> lets talk about interestign stuff
18:00 <Fez> I wanna read 1 of your peoms
18:00 <johninj4> ok
18:00 <Fez> That must make me special aye
18:00 <johninj4> i'll find one
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <beehhh> naptime
19:00 <Digerati> make windows 7 in greek
19:00 <Digerati> but you need sp1 :)
19:00 <Digerati> rofl
19:00 <johninj4> sp1 is thw worst one
19:00 <Digerati> never bothered to install it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't want you to read one ... it's pretty fucking easy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now, shut the fuck up
19:00 <Fez> Are ustill working?
19:00 <johninj4> captured by the spiral, round and round i go, 
19:00 <johninj4> sometimes up and sometimes down, sometimes i don't know,
19:00 <johninj4>  its seems like only yesterday that I knew all the rules, 
19:00 <johninj4> and it was only yesterday that i had all the tools, 
19:00 <johninj4> its a fools game that i got caught up in, 
19:00 <johninj4> Its a cruel game that i don't want to win, 
19:00 <johninj4> there
19:00 <johninj4> some of my earlier emo work
19:00 <johninj4> only the start
19:00 <johninj4> but yeh
19:00 <Fez> I meant b1s work
20:00 <Digerati> i used a client firewall
20:00 <johninj4> you are a real haker
20:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:00 <Digerati> turned off windows update in services.msc
20:00 <Digerati> cant be fucked man
20:00 <johninj4> ok fine
20:00 <Fez> He has seen qlot of things
20:00 <johninj4> you do to man
20:00 <Bastardly_One> problem solved ... ignore works 
20:00 <Fez> U couldnt do that mate
21:00 <Digerati> honestly, there's no point to it
21:00 <Digerati> don't do shit to security
21:00 <johninj4> why would you even update something
21:00 <johninj4> if it wasn't finished they wouldn't sell it
21:00 <Digerati> exactly, if it works dont fixt it
21:00 <Digerati> client firewall does that
21:00 <Digerati> fuck windows firewall
21:00 <Fez> Oh well
21:00 <Fez> I must get to him somehow :/
21:00 <Fez> Sorry mate
21:00 <Fez> Just interested really
21:00 <johninj4> do you have any poems fez?
22:00 <TheRon> im going down in a blaze of glory
22:00 <Digerati> tony montana style ron ?
22:00 <TheRon> young guns style
22:00 <Digerati> I'M TONY MONTANA !
22:00 <Digerati> you fuck with me you fuck with the best !
22:00 <Fez> Yes!
22:00 <johninj4> show
23:00 <Digerati> say hello to my little friend !
23:00 <Digerati> got shot in the back in the end
23:00 <Digerati> think he may have worn a vest
23:00 <Digerati> they never showed that
23:00 <TheRon> never seen scarface
23:00 <BlackDevil> its the vibrator Mew
23:00 <Digerati> thats what the kids called me in school
23:00 <Fez> Roses are red. Peoms are corny. Take me to ubed. Im feeling ... tired
23:00 <Fez> -u
24:00 <BlackDevil> hitting my ring
24:00 <Digerati> cos i got a scar on my face :)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
24:00 <Digerati> scarface was the gayest of all
24:00 <Bastardly_One> must be Old Guy Story Telling Hour
24:00 <Mew> alright Digerati you can go on break now b1 is here
24:00 <Digerati> if it was not the godfather
24:00 <Mew> O snap
24:00 <Digerati> scarface did it all
24:00 <Fez> I hope i didnt hurt b1s feelings
24:00 <Fez> He seams to have left
25:00 <Digerati> after dog day afternoon, he was gone
25:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, good movie ... there's a bit too it than the obvious I reckon
25:00 <Digerati> nothing like a raving mad homosexual
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a good character analysis of Tony makes the film that much more of a classic
26:00 <johninj4> analyse this
26:00 <doctor> I'm mad and gay
26:00 <Digerati> "raving mad homsexual" now there's a new term
26:00 <Mew> its a happy kind of crazy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, like no-one has ever said raging homo ... ever
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
26:00 <Digerati> groovy kind of love
26:00 <doctor> I feel like an eccentric old magician cast away in a far away ivory tower cursing the mountains
27:00 <faux> thats not very nice
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not you faux :P
27:00 <Mew> there shall be no walking stick sword fights in #melbourne
27:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
27:00 <Mew> put down your weapons
27:00 <TheRon> dust in the wind, all we are is dust ib the wind
27:00 <faux> hello
27:00 <faux> Mew show me your boobs i need inspiration for my assignment
27:00 <simba> ok calm down Fez
27:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfsHTufW1z4 
27:00 <simba> try to think about something else for a minute - little challenge
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CAT STEVENS HERE COME'S MY BABY (Nov 21, 2012) 2:59 - Category: Music - 8,271 views - 35 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <Fez> I want to apologise
27:00 <Fez> Now i cant
27:00 <Student> whinging baby 
27:00 <couleurs> how bout both of u shut teh hell up and let other ppls chat 4 once
28:00 <TheRon> ill have a look
28:00 <Mew> boobspiration
28:00 <faux> kgo
28:00 <Nikky`> You tell em couleurs.. puff that chest out
28:00 <Student> ha ha puff the chest out
28:00 <johninj4> Chat^bo55
28:00 <Student> you do it couleurs
29:00 <faux> wb 
29:00 <johninj4> ty
29:00 <faux> wasnt talking to you
29:00 <faux> lol jks i was
29:00 <johninj4> oh
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <faux> god im hilarious
29:00 <johninj4> thats like when someone waves and you wave back
29:00 <TheRon> i like beer
29:00 <Student> lol, thanks god he has not spread his legs
29:00 <johninj4> lol that was pretty good Student
30:00 <johninj4> then you realise they were waving to someone else
30:00 <faux> and then they give you the finger/
30:00 <faux> oh
30:00 <johninj4> and give you the finger yeh
30:00 <faux> this little girl did that to me on the retard bus
30:00 <faux> i waved cos she was staring
30:00 <faux> and the nshe stuck her finger up
30:00 <johninj4> hahah
30:00 <faux> im like oh ok
30:00 <johninj4> cute
30:00 <faux> little cunt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... rude!
30:00 <johninj4> +1
30:00 <Student> oh , for once you got that ;P
30:00 <Student> you are improving johninj4, did you just change the quality of weed ? :P
30:00 <johninj4> i have stopped weed and moved onto beer
30:00 <Student> liar
30:00 <johninj4> nah man i have no supply left
30:00 <Student> weed spreader stop using weed
31:00 <couleurs> or when some1 says hi but they say hi 2 the person next 2 u...
31:00 <couleurs> yeh ok then fukc u 2
31:00 <johninj4> all gone
31:00 <johninj4> for like 3 weeks now
31:00 <johninj4> no woman no cry
31:00 <Student> supply will come, you just have to keep your faith in GOD :P
31:00 <Nikky`> oh my johninj4.. just oh my
32:00 <TheRon> lets all meet up in the year 2000, won't it be strange when we're all fully grown
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, being in the middle of that really sucks
32:00 <Mew> oh I've got an artistic boob shot on this phone
32:00 <johninj4> building my tollerence up
32:00 <johninj4> or down
32:00 <Student> are you masturbating? :P
32:00 <johninj4> or whatever 
32:00 <johninj4> i masterbate about once a day on average
32:00 <Student> that is pretty good going 
32:00 <johninj4> don't want to get sexually frustrated
32:00 <Nikky`> only once? gee
32:00 <Nikky`> haha
32:00 <Student> where do you get all the juices from?
32:00 <[Maverick]> settle down Nikky` 
32:00 <johninj4> i have a high sex drive
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not old?
33:00 <TheRon> im not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look anyway
33:00 <Nikky`> Sorry Mavie - I shall try
33:00 <Fez> Wb b1
33:00 <[Maverick]> sif 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't stop slowing down production until 40s onwards 
33:00 <Student> did you think about a medical check up for that high drive?
33:00 <Fez> Sorry mate
33:00 <Bastardly_One> then you can notice
33:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
33:00 <Student> might be some mental disease ;)
33:00 <Nikky`> <3
33:00 <Student> Bastardly_One where have you been hiding?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in ya mum's bedroom
34:00 <Student> keep talking nigga
34:00 <johninj4> lol
34:00 <Student> so i can locate you and chop your head off :P
34:00 <johninj4> you gonna pop a slug in him
34:00 <Student> simple rip his head off
34:00 <johninj4> oh, oldschool
34:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One, I bet yah it was more of a hold up than a stick up eh b1? 
34:00 <Student> simply simply 
34:00 <Nikky`> lol Mavie
34:00 <Student> old schoold seem a lot fun for me 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
35:00 <Mew> its not actually artistic lmao
35:00 <Mew> just boobs
35:00 <TheRon> awesome
35:00 <johninj4> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/moulamein/property-for-sale/3-bedroom-cottage-/1067344197 
35:00 <Student> what happened Bastardly_One? you seem upset?
35:00 <Student> not at your best
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm perfectly fine thanks
35:00 <Student> i am not seeing a lot of B lines
35:00 <[Maverick]> He is never at his best. 
35:00 <Student> perfect? oh now that is called lieing 
36:00 <johninj4> the floorboards are pretty cool
36:00 <Digerati> i could drink tonight if i wanted to
36:00 <johninj4> everything else is shit though
36:00 <Digerati> got a bottle of turkey and ouzo
36:00 <Digerati> and wine
36:00 <partay> mew post boobs kgo
36:00 <Mew> nope
36:00 <Christopher> Yep
36:00 <Mew> .jpg
36:00 <Student> what are you hiding Bastardly_One?
36:00 <Student> Tears in the rain 
37:00 <Christopher> Nice
37:00 <TheRon> mew is always thinking of others
37:00 <johninj4> it wont open
37:00 <johninj4> you are trying too hard now Student
37:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeEl0M7MQYk
37:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you got some goats to rape or whatever it is you do on a Saturday afternoon in Pakistan?
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: zomby - tears in the rain (Apr 23, 2009) 4:36 - Category: Music - 259,546 views - 1,459 likes (98.6%), 21 dislikes (1.4%)
37:00 <Student> no it is not that johninj4, your supplies are drieing fast 
37:00 <[Maverick]> -ie 
37:00 <Student> Bastardly_One never have that type of problem 
37:00 <Student> we have more women than goats :P
38:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AuHibzE0aY 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who's lying now?
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boris Gardiner - I Want To Wake With You (May 21, 2007) 4:09 - Category: Music - 1,754,783 views - 6,539 likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <[Maverick]> Hey student... Why does ISIS like instant coffee? 
38:00 <Student> i am stating some simple face in there ;P
38:00 <[Maverick]> Cause they don't like french press. 
38:00 <Student> ask ISIS
38:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd Mav
38:00 <Student> i am not ISIS member 
39:00 <TheRon> just to be the next to be with you
39:00 <johninj4> 4GX is here and it's fast, Win One Direction tickets!
39:00 <johninj4> fuck yes
39:00 <johninj4> thats what they all say
39:00 <johninj4> them BOOM
40:00 <TheRon> i know i give myself a good seeing to with one direction in mind
40:00 <Mew> wow lol
40:00 <johninj4> harry is my favourite
40:00 <Skirmish> That's something I would expect Picard to say TheRon. whilst he looks at the young girls in their video clips.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> far out ... what is it with wine that turns women into ... well ... spastics?
40:00 <Student> Boom Boom Afridi
40:00 <johninj4> it goes to your head 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they could drink anything else under the sun until passing out 
40:00 <johninj4> reddd redd winnneee
40:00 <Bastardly_One> get 'em on the wine and they turn retarded
40:00 <[Maverick]> makes it easier for you and your walker doesn't it Bastardly_One?
40:00 <Student> what? they are already retarded
40:00 <Student> just don't blame wine for their retardness
40:00 <Student> blame GOD :P
41:00 <TheRon> my bad
41:00 <Digerati> i just have to see it simba
41:00 <Digerati> greek windows
41:00 <faux> hot damn Mew
41:00 <Digerati> its worth it
41:00 <faux> dey some nice titties
41:00 <Digerati> if i am going to greece
41:00 <johninj4> they sold all the windows in greece 
41:00 <Digerati> lol
41:00 <Mew> assign away
41:00 <Digerati> yeah, replaced them for doors
41:00 <Mew> they in private u lil bitch
41:00 <faux> she noticed me
41:00 <johninj4> Student has the sickest burns in his village
41:00 <johninj4> nobody messes with him
41:00 <Student> i have a village? cool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so intense they build a burns clinic down the road
41:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *built
41:00 <Student> a clinic for whole village? i mean come on 
41:00 <johninj4> the neighbouring tribes have 2 camels and 3 goats on his head
42:00 <faux> so suck it
42:00 <Skirmish> WAIT A MINUTE .... there's no titty link. 
42:00 <johninj4> i can see notices
42:00 <Digerati> fucking greeks dont know the word TAX
42:00 <johninj4> so can BlackDevil
42:00 <faux> wut
42:00 <johninj4> jks
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <faux> phew
42:00 <couleurs> i'm using borat windows
42:00 <johninj4> yeh that would be creepy
42:00 <faux> like he isnt creepy enough
42:00 <TheRon> borat doesn't have windows
42:00 <TheRon> well no glass in them
42:00 <johninj4> they know once they remove Student then everything else is easy
42:00 <Student> looks like they have to arrange transport and go to big cities for their burns
42:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssssssst camels are in the middle east ... not that far east
42:00 <Student> before they think of removing, i should remove them myself ;P
42:00 <johninj4> its a high price
42:00 <Student> it is ok Bastardly_One, johninj4 have problem differentiating between middle east and south east asia 
43:00 <Digerati> government does do little good with tax, like buy food with it for people
43:00 <johninj4> they should do a borat 2 now everyone has got over the 1st
43:00 <johninj4> time for a comeback
43:00 <Digerati> but this sp1 thing is taking fucking ages
43:00 <Digerati> i downloaded the file 1.9gb iso from microsoft
43:00 <doctor> what's defines a creep?
43:00 <Student> one of his many problemoos
43:00 <Student> ok 
43:00 <johninj4> you are in south east asia?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd call you central asia
43:00 <johninj4> yeh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not south east 
43:00 <Student> ;)
43:00 <Student> South asia to be exact
43:00 <Student> it contains 7 countries
43:00 <johninj4> 7 too many imo
44:00 <Digerati> wont do the updates
44:00 <Digerati> just the sp
44:00 <Mew> the habits of a creeper 
44:00 <Mew> creeping etc
44:00 <Digerati> creep !
44:00 <Mew> doing creepy things
44:00 <Digerati> robocop
44:00 <doctor> like lurking in bushes?
44:00 <Mew> exacarry
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the crash in the bicycle race in Adelaide
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that was great
44:00 <doctor> seedy characters
44:00 <Student> india, pakistan, bangladesh, srilanks , nepal , bhutan 
44:00 <Student> maldives
44:00 <simba> do we need all them
44:00 <simba> cant they all be known as.... Whack Countries
44:00 <Student> you wish you have them all simba :P
44:00 <Student> Whacko Countries
44:00 <johninj4> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nepal is hardly south asia
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's right up there *points*
44:00 <johninj4> india doesn't want to be in south asia with you no more
45:00 <Digerati> lmfao
45:00 <Digerati> youtube again
45:00 <Mew> yeah seedy is a good 1
45:00 <Digerati> dude, may as well leave the bot, if it aint spamming
45:00 <doctor> I've got a bit of a stalker spirit but completely passive
45:00 <doctor> I just get infatuated easy
45:00 <johninj4> it's going to move north
45:00 <Student> it is ok simba, 4 Whacko countries will be playing worldcup in feb, you will be hosting them :P
45:00 <Student> yah fuck india
45:00 <johninj4> hey now
45:00 <Student> we can eat india for breakfast
45:00 <johninj4> india>pakistan
45:00 <Student> but we let them live \
45:00 <johninj4> pakistan is just part of india anyway
45:00 <Student> we have problems of our own 
45:00 <simba> australia is hosting the world cup?
45:00 <johninj4> they just put all the muslims there to keep them out of india
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ICC world cup
45:00 <Student> South Asia was muslim Property 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> cricket
45:00 <Student> India was just the part of South asia
45:00 <johninj4> muslims invaded india man
45:00 <johninj4> sheesh don't they teach you anything
46:00 <Digerati> just put a -v on it
46:00 <Digerati> when it enters
46:00 <Mew> I like your spirit 
46:00 <Digerati> best way
46:00 <doctor> thank you
46:00 <Mew> keep up the good work
46:00 <Digerati> what it doing youtube ? masking its host ?
46:00 <Student> muslims fucked india many times 
46:00 <johninj4> raped i would say
46:00 <Student> whenever they got bored , they fuck india
46:00 <Student> raped, fucked, stole their gold and every thing
46:00 <johninj4> and you are proud of that?
46:00 <Student> let them earn the gold and we will assault them 
46:00 <johninj4> i can see why they don't want to be with you anymore
47:00 <Digerati> cloning ip ?
47:00 <Digerati> or ip static ?
47:00 <doctor> lol
47:00 <Digerati> :)
47:00 <doctor> true
47:00 <Digerati> fuck me, i don't know
47:00 <Student> does not matter, they have no skills to defend themselves
47:00 <Student> they should be done that way 
47:00 <Student> how good is yout gold if you cannot secure it 
47:00 <johninj4> they are peaceful lovely people
47:00 <Student> so whatever india has got, we believe that is in our pocket , piece of cake
47:00 <johninj4> and you come in and ravage them with your hoards
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bot of Taco's you old fool
48:00 <doctor> therons quit message that is
48:00 <Digerati> yeah
48:00 <couleurs> Friends help you move. Real friends help you kill.
48:00 <doctor> thats also true
48:00 <Mew> You wouldn't steal a friend
48:00 <Digerati> a friend who bleeds is better
48:00 <johninj4> that don't make you good
48:00 <Student> yes they talk tough, but fucked up in the arm fighting
48:00 <Student> poor indians
48:00 <Student> they better control their tongues and know who are they talking to
48:00 <johninj4> lol
48:00 <johninj4> fire up son!
48:00 <Student> gooooooooooooooooooooo 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you are on a psychotic killing spree ... what sound would be playing?
49:00 <Digerati> a friend with weed is a friend indeed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine would be ... He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
49:00 <couleurs> GTA sirens
49:00 <doctor> Killing for the purpose of what is only necessary
49:00 <Mew> the sound of a knife ripping through flesh?
49:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yky4QtRX_DI 
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarface (5/8) Movie CLIP - Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy (1983) HD (Jun 16, 2011) 3:27 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,661,447 views - 5,504 likes (97.9%), 116 dislikes (2.1%)
49:00 <Student> what is the issue with this stevenn guy ?
49:00 <johninj4> the eternal dilema
49:00 <Student> too fast quiting and loging back 
50:00 <Mew> is this a trick q?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs ... I got it 
50:00 <doctor> kidnapping a competitor who is about to ruin your livelihood and executing them out in the desert with a close friend
50:00 <Digerati> you dont hear that mew
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's a what song would you have playing 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no trick 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> just what you could picture playing
50:00 <Digerati> you feel it but
50:00 <simba> its a mystery
50:00 <johninj4> pm him and ask Student
50:00 <Student> still amazing
51:00 <Mew> Id have the low rider 
51:00 <Digerati> some senses don't seem to work in certain humans
51:00 <doctor> just as well they don't
51:00 <doctor> bit hard to function with the senses working over time
51:00 <Digerati> 6th sense is your mind
51:00 <johninj4> then get back to us
51:00 <Student> pm him? that would be gay 
51:00 <johninj4> no its fine
51:00 <Student> i will ask him in the main 
51:00 <Student> he pmed me lol
51:00 <Student> now i am asking what the hell is wrong 
51:00 <johninj4> lol cute
52:00 <doctor> that's just language
52:00 <Digerati> :) bwahaha
52:00 <doctor> mind doesn't really exist
52:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok
52:00 <Digerati> mind exists
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lowrider War (Jul 26, 2008) 3:14 - Category: Music - views - 24,002 likes (97.5%), 617 dislikes (2.5%)
52:00 <Digerati> concious
52:00 <Digerati> intelligence
52:00 <doctor> there's no proof to its existence. it's all a metaphore
52:00 <Mew> ironically from the album why can't we be friends lol
52:00 <Digerati> doctor, now you lost it :)
52:00 <doctor> they have no idea how consciousness sprouts from the brain, it's just assumed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this ... a former drone operator who killed 1600 innocent people one said this ... “I’m sorry that the mistake happened. I’m doing everything that I can to prevent further mistakes from happening,” he said.
52:00 <doctor> nah, everyone else has lost it
52:00 <Digerati> :) haha
52:00 <simba> Student u ever tasted ur own cum?
52:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNowU63PF5E 
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laid Back - Sunshine Reggae (Jul 18, 2011) 4:16 - Category: Music - 945,194 views - 3,422 likes (98%), 71 dislikes (2%)
52:00 <Student> i do not understand how does he know i am talking about him , he just left the channel 
52:00 <johninj4> it's an old trick
52:00 <johninj4> he comes in and gets the userlist
52:00 <Student> simba yes, it works well with glass of milk 
52:00 <johninj4> then messages all the people with feminine nicks, like Student
52:00 <amsy> haha
53:00 <doctor> we're all slaves to materialistic determinism these days
53:00 <doctor> you're nothing but your brain, that thing you don't even know
53:00 <Student> getting the nick list is different than know some is talking about them 
53:00 <johninj4> its a coincidence old boy
53:00 <Student> lol what shit 
53:00 <johninj4> he thinks you are a hot uni student
53:00 <simba> milk n cum
53:00 <Student> he started by appologising you sick bag of cum
53:00 <johninj4> do you hold your balls when you whack it Student?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone watching the tennis?
54:00 <johninj4> i hear that is the best way to go
54:00 <Student> i am not that imaginative when it come to masterbating, you know better, daily doer :P
54:00 <amsy> æ
54:00 <Fez> Hold the balls?
54:00 <Fez> Pffff
54:00 <Fez> Use a rubber band mate
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <johninj4> probateing
54:00 <Student> amsy what language is that? :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Tommic is kicking arse and taking names with the other australian guy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be a straight set win for sure
55:00 <Mew> I would much rather more of doctors wisdom than tennis bullshit
55:00 <Digerati> come now man
55:00 <Digerati> seriously
55:00 <Digerati> expand
55:00 <Digerati> take some LSD doctor
55:00 <johninj4> why not just go ther full hutchence
55:00 <Student> <stevenn> i see the whole chat
55:00 <Student> <stevenn> when im not there
55:00 <Student> <stevenn> like i am there
55:00 <Fez> I use a condom when i wank
55:00 <Student> look at that 
55:00 <simba> do you need extra slim ones
55:00 <Student> and he knows i am pasting it here ha ha 
55:00 <amsy>  åøæ
55:00 <simba> ¤
55:00 <amsy> æøå
55:00 <Doodle> puppene
55:00 <Student> condom is just plaing shit of rubber
55:00 <Student> a turn off for me 
55:00 <johninj4> "wow he must be getting some" "nah mate just masterbating" "get the fuck out of my store"
55:00 <simba> ƒuck
55:00 <simba> §hit
56:00 <Digerati> i can make it, i have done chemistry
56:00 <Mew> You are now known as b2 digerati 
56:00 <Mew> B1 is b1
56:00 <Digerati> also i know good shrooms in mt dandenong
56:00 <Digerati> i collected about 500 shrooms in mt dandenong
56:00 <Digerati> magic
56:00 <Fez> Are you asking about my penis simba?
56:00 <simba> Âss
56:00 <amsy> haha
56:00 <simba> sort of yeah
56:00 <Fez> U do tgat a lot
56:00 <simba> condoms go on your penis
56:00 <Doodle> gross
56:00 <Fez> That*
56:00 <johninj4> i'm catholic
56:00 <Student> prayer time 
56:00 <johninj4> none of that shit for me
56:00 <Doodle> i feel sorry for you johninj4
56:00 <johninj4> i don't
56:00 <Fez> I dont fuck with frangers..
56:00 <johninj4> we have a great pope now
56:00 <amsy> a good little catholic boy huh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
57:00 <Digerati> still have them in the fridge
57:00 <Bastardly_One> don't associate me with that 
57:00 <Mew> you both have this uncanny knack of talking to everyone and no one at the same time
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you kind of liked me Mew
57:00 <Mew> Its amazing
57:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg  <---- Nice filmclip.
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maroon 5 - Sugar (Jan 14, 2015) 5:02 - Category: Music - 58,096,334 views - 692,032 likes (98.6%), 10,105 dislikes (1.4%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bite me bitch *lol*
57:00 <Fez> Just beat off with em
57:00 <johninj4> one of the top 5 all time popes
57:00 <Doodle> we had this discussion
57:00 <Doodle> the pope is evil
57:00 <johninj4> we did
57:00 <Doodle> no matter who he is
57:00 <simba> do you need slim condoms Fez
57:00 <johninj4> mel still talks about how boring it was
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Fez> Simba why are you interested in the size of my penis?
57:00 <Doodle> i'm sure all the children dying of aids in africa are over the moon now that you've got a 'great pope'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the clip where they show up at real life weddings?
58:00 <couleurs> he's D1
58:00 <couleurs> Pieter is P1
58:00 <couleurs> and so on
58:00 <BlackDevil> im B1
58:00 <BlackDevil> and we almost play Bingo
58:00 <Digerati> no, i am b1
58:00 <Mew> H1 and N1 would be siiiiick
58:00 <BlackDevil> lol
58:00 <BlackDevil> pigs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> clever Mew
58:00 <simba> just some friendly banter plus its getting funny how ur getting defensive and not replying
58:00 <johninj4> they aren't catholic, just poor
58:00 <Doodle> are you kidding me?
58:00 <johninj4> they are into voodoo and shit man
58:00 <Fez> Its the size of a tic tac
58:00 <Fez> But thats not the point
58:00 <Doodle> they have access to free std clinics but theire religion prevents them seeking family planning
59:00 <Digerati> oink
59:00 <johninj4> would you download a friend?
59:00 <BlackDevil> would you 3d print a new firend?
59:00 <Digerati> transcendence is the worst cyber movie ever made
59:00 <Doodle> etc
59:00 <johninj4> hmm
59:00 <Doodle> thats not voodoo
59:00 <johninj4> this requires further investigation
59:00 <Doodle> *their
59:00 <Doodle> i think so
59:00 <johninj4> the irish never died of aids
59:00 <johninj4> so yeh
59:00 <bi-james> evening every1 :)
59:00 <Fez> Its funny when b1 gets defensive and doesnt answer also
59:00 <Doodle> the irish never lived in conditions like africa
59:00 <Fez> Dont you think?
59:00 <johninj4> well...
59:00 <Doodle> they had access to clean water
59:00 <Doodle> different climate
59:00 <johninj4> the british were pretty mean to them
00:00 <Mew> weird science is it reeeeeeeal
00:00 <BlackDevil> maybe a dildo
00:00 <johninj4> 3d blowup doll
00:00 <Digerati> i could do another book for a rerun of a old movie
00:00 <BlackDevil> blow up dolls are 3d
00:00 <Doodle> the british didnt bake them under the sun and take their water away
00:00 <johninj4> dude thats not a tan
00:00 <johninj4> they are actually black at birth
00:00 <Fez> Simba you know how hard it is to find a condom the size of a tictac?
00:00 <simba> does it matter if u  cant find a woman 2 use 1 with lol :iceburn:
01:00 <Digerati> do the movie at warner bros movieworld
01:00 <Digerati> Electric Dreams
01:00 <johninj4> yeah but you could buy one at home
01:00 <Digerati> do a rerun of that
01:00 <johninj4> and make interchangable body parts for it etc
01:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZhAffw9KSg
01:00 <Digerati> into a more modern techno scence
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oingo Boingo - Weird Science - 4/25/1987 - Ritz (Official) (Sep 23, 2014) 4:46 - Category: Music - 8,054 views - 62 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <faux> *lol*
01:00 <doctor> stalker song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Every Breath You Take (Feb 23, 2010) - Category: Music - 109,940,262 views - 385,728 likes (98.5%), 5,888 dislikes (1.5%)
01:00 <Fez> Wb nikky :)
01:00 <johninj4> inverted p33n
01:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <Nikky`> Thank you
01:00 <Fez> I dont want a female
01:00 <Fez> They nag
01:00 <johninj4> oooh
01:00 <johninj4> sicker self burn
01:00 <Fez> ;)
01:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
02:00 <faux> every bong hit you take illlllll be watching yyyou
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a stalker song 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> second best stalking song ever
02:00 <johninj4> after hello?
02:00 <amsy> wait
02:00 <amsy> hi cc !
02:00 <johninj4> sick reggae trackz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Wide Open Road by The Triffids is the best
03:00 <Skirmish> [19:57] <Mew> you both have this uncanny knack of talking to everyone and no one at the same time   <---- That is a perfect description! 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... forgot about that ... that might have to be #1
04:00 <doctor> in old age, the polarity between the self and the group often fade
04:00 <doctor> it's just a shame that it's a sign of madness and nobody understands what's going on
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wow ... seen this? ... https://www.facebook.com/BanTheFlag
05:00 <johninj4> heh
05:00 <johninj4> i saw burn the flag
05:00 <johninj4> some abo protest group
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Q: How do you know you're a bogan?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> A: You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ...in front of her kids
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/XKr2hhH.jpg
05:00 <johninj4> thats pretty bad
05:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
05:00 <Nikky`> Grrrr
06:00 <BlackDevil> i do that
06:00 <BlackDevil> lol
06:00 <couleurs> Grrrowwll
06:00 <johninj4> wow
06:00 <johninj4> alpha standoff
06:00 <Nikky`> lol
07:00 <johninj4> it's a wind up i reckon Bastardly_One
07:00 <johninj4> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/483010_497069210331127_8157028_n.jpg?oh=490e2cfae585f27d7dae8e0217a4a921&oe=555FDFF1&__gda__=1429045974_3817f3b873635b23189829dd9b4a6a75 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon too 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just about to say it seems more like a bogan bashing page than anything else
07:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike the other one I was going mental about a couple of weeks ago
07:00 <couleurs> Woof
08:00 <faux> couleurs clearly made that pic
08:00 <johninj4> nah it's basically like the guys from abomemes have decided to do one about the flag now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that FB suggested to me ... FB suggesting hate groups make it just that extra bit offensive too
08:00 <johninj4> as some kind of antiracism
08:00 <johninj4> i bet there won't be the same outrage
09:00 <couleurs> everey bodey dance now
09:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, indeed 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the abo memes
09:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`.. are you any good at polishing? 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does have the same shit quality about it 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a really old tumblr called Jesus is  a Jerk
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not that funny but it's pics of Jesus being ... well, a jerk
10:00 <johninj4> yeh you showed me
10:00 <johninj4> not that great
10:00 <Bastardly_One> would be hard to do that without humour
10:00 <johninj4> pretty cool drawings though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and just make him a jerk
10:00 <Nikky`> No, sorry
10:00 <[Maverick]> damn
10:00 <johninj4> she leaves scratches
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how often would you just want to be stupid with that concept?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it'd be hard to stay "serious"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> did I show you the personalised birthday card?
11:00 <Nikky`> on purpose
11:00 <johninj4> ;)
11:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/iAeQJKw2_Fs
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Street Suitcase | The Eric Andre Show | Adult Swim (Jan 21, 2015) 0:48 - Category: Entertainment - 19,942 views - 900 likes (99%), 9 dislikes (1%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the Micheal Bolton one?
12:00 <BlackDevil> i hate being
12:00 <BlackDevil> sleepy
12:00 <johninj4> It's anzac dumb prick. Need to scrub up on English before burning anything but the hpuse around YA hahahaha 
12:00 <Mew> Michael Bolton? Is that your real name?
12:00 <Nikky`> haha
12:00 <couleurs> the ending lmao
12:00 <couleurs> ruined his prank!!!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Mew ... how can be be lovers was written about BlackDevil
13:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/happy-birthday/michael-bolton-birthday-song-personalized-lyrics/pn/3410524#
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fill it out and preview it on yourself to see what it's like
13:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH986VE47M8 
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: INXS - Beautiful Girl (Apr 29, 2010) 3:24 - Category: Music - 6,461,769 views - 19,442 likes (98.2%), 353 dislikes (1.8%)
14:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what's to take the piss out of in that quit of ana's?
15:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
15:00 <johninj4> Alwayz smoko - The couleurs story
16:00 <couleurs> shut up and fifa
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the turn of speech of the person? ... her and a certain male in here should get along excellently with their complexes
16:00 <Mew> #namenshame
16:00 <Fez> Its 420 somewhere in the world
16:00 <amsy> my bf is going on a hike with his friend and im not invited :'(
16:00 <johninj4> omg
16:00 <amsy> i knowwww
16:00 <Bastardly_One> men stuff
16:00 <johninj4> "you will just slow everyone down honey?"
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 'sif you're allowed to go
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's male bonding
17:00 <Bastardly_One> after couleurs ... I wanna prep dinner and a couple of other non interesting things first
17:00 <Blarp> Evening
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they're gonna do brokeback hiking
17:00 <johninj4> "but there was a bug"
17:00 <amsy> im a bit quicker than them john :p
17:00 <johninj4> lol ahh i get it
17:00 <johninj4> it's shame thing
17:00 <johninj4> amsy has no time for scenery, hurry the fuck up already
17:00 <Skirmish> amsy: They climbing brokeback mountain? 
17:00 <amsy> i have all the time for scenery its the best bit 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> dk why every one is complainen about shakria law lol looks fine from here ay
18:00 <couleurs> like typing more?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> meaning her arse
18:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW07szuiZmo
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timbaland - Throw It On Me ft. The Hives (Jun 16,) 2:37 - Category: Music - 8,491,235 views - 5,167 likes (94.9%), 276 dislikes (5.1%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4, yeah it's a total pisstake of the racist bogan
18:00 <amsy> but they are bonding
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do you use a hiking stick?
18:00 <amsy> i went yeaterday and didnt invite him lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do when bushwaling
18:00 <amsy> i dont
18:00 <johninj4> ahh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *walking
18:00 <johninj4> paybacks a bitch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss bushwalking ... wish I had a car 
18:00 <johninj4> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, who'd think a dance rnb guy and a swedish rock group would work
19:00 <Bastardly_One> does though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> timbaland I am so jealous of 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like he is having a great time all the time
19:00 <johninj4> kind of misses the whole point of bushwalking
19:00 <johninj4> get a bus man
19:00 <Fez> Lol
19:00 <johninj4> and walk from the stop
19:00 <Fez> Walk there
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you need one to get there ya goose 
19:00 <johninj4> not neccisarily
19:00 <Fez> Get a taxi
19:00 <Bastardly_One> actually ... the one I want to go to ... 
19:00 <amsy> also i only really want to go because its slippery as fuck and he doesnt pay attention to what hes doing and i dont want to end up at the hospital instead of the hockey tonight
19:00 <johninj4> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I probably could get the bus to my dealer ... he could dump me off
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and pick me up at the end of the day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good thinking 99
20:00 <johninj4> i only bushwalked because i didn't realise they drop you of 20kms from town tbh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *makes a note of that*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually a good idea though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> never really thought of it ... Mt Wombat has a great trail
20:00 <Bastardly_One> goes for days ... a week I think 
20:00 <johninj4> just don't take 40kg of equipment, you'll be fine
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but I really like doing a day walk there
21:00 <johninj4> hardest shit i ever did
21:00 <johninj4> but was fun
21:00 <Fez> He will take weed
21:00 <johninj4> yeh of course take weed
21:00 <Fez> Wont remember the walk
21:00 <johninj4> how else are you meant to appreciate nature
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the last time I did it I was chain smoking cigs
21:00 <Fez> Cool
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ironic ... out in awesome bush
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and chain smoking ruining the place
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the local bush though is crap
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Ballarat's free tip
22:00 <johninj4> gippsland i did
22:00 <johninj4> fucking spectacular
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <Mew> do you reckon guys are better at sucking dick than girls?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gippy is nice hey?
23:00 <johninj4> its really good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pity about the cities and towns and people in it 
23:00 <johninj4> like the daintree but with less people
23:00 <Bastardly_One> until about Lakes Entrance
23:00 <johninj4> yeh i went to a remote part
23:00 <johninj4> bemm river
23:00 <johninj4> past there
23:00 <johninj4> fishing country
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nice ... that'd of been gorgeous
24:00 <frayedknot> i have no way to know the answer to that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate gay words like that but how else are you to describe it?
24:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/pet-ferret-mauled-babys-face-off-while-mother-was-upstairs/story-fnjwkt0b-1227195644623
24:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit, really?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that ferret must of been pushed 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not allowed to be sold untamed
25:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You would have to ask Pieter`Mr_Matey. 
25:00 <Mew> where there's a will, there's a way
25:00 <johninj4> the facial hair hurtz
25:00 <Skirmish> I'd bet he's sucked dick for drugs on more than one occassion. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're fucking hilarious and need to be pushed to be nasty
25:00 <Fez> The cops are outside
25:00 <Fez> Just doin there job
26:00 <frayedknot> and held up the corresponding sign?
27:00 <Mew> he would've sucked the dick of a junkie who just ran out to see if he could get high IVing his semen
27:00 <couleurs> i got a drumstick
27:00 <johninj4> chicken or ice cream?
28:00 <frayedknot> yuck
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
28:00 <couleurs> ouce creme
28:00 <johninj4> win
28:00 <[Maverick]> Nah... ferrets can turn on anyone. They are fucking vapid little cunts when they wanna be. 
28:00 <[Maverick]> katatonic_kate01... 
28:00 <johninj4> they are filthy little fuckers
28:00 <[Maverick]> how are you my sweet love 
28:00 <johninj4> spray piss and shit errywhere
29:00 <johninj4> you need to get out more frayedknot
29:00 <frayedknot> where should i go johninj4 ?
29:00 <johninj4> (of da closet)
29:00 <Mew> yeah hang out with Piet for a day he'll get you up to speed
29:00 <Mew> lmao
29:00 <grem> or MrMark
29:00 <johninj4> litteraly
29:00 <frayedknot> i hang out with ircers all the time
29:00 <johninj4> why would you even want that
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> good thanks :D and you?
29:00 <[Maverick]> I am quite awesome now you have joined ;) 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt n' stuff
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child almost broke her arm :/
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun fuckin' times!
29:00 <[Maverick]> oh noes. 
30:00 <johninj4> oh nice
30:00 <johninj4> who is your top 5?
30:00 <Mew> that's some rubbish spelling skillz john
30:00 <johninj4> i don't need 2 spel
30:00 <frayedknot> spelng iz 4 wknerz
30:00 <[Maverick]> well.. almost is better than doing it though.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew...
30:00 <johninj4> best way to learn
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> she skidded off her scooter, did a commando roll too
30:00 <Nikky`> It really has been a fucked day for you kate :/
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
31:00 <johninj4> lol
31:00 <johninj4> go write a letre yu stipd hipey
31:00 <frayedknot> far queue!
31:00 <couleurs> =p
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> It better rain and cool down or i'll flip it
31:00 <johninj4> at least you didn't laugh your head off while she was rolling around in pain like mandyjane
31:00 <Nikky`> read the paper tomorrow - Syd mother flips out and kills random ppl= why? it didn't rain and cool down
31:00 <johninj4> coldest shit i seen
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ nikky
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this song was huge, at least in Melbourne, at one stage ... the drummer ended up in You Am I 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlXIAW6vmU
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NURSERY CRIMES - "All Torn Up Inside" (Aug 29, 2010) 2:47 - Category: Music - 3,040 views - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the Crimes m8
35:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/JQudRtj.png
36:00 <johninj4> lol
36:00 <couleurs> 2k15 bondage fashion
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
36:00 <johninj4> fuck getting your nips caught in the zipper though
37:00 <Fez> Those nipples will put aneye out
38:00 <couleurs> =p
38:00 <Fez> ...hangon!
38:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: Maybe it was bruce that was laughing and not Mandyjane? Remember ... she blames Bruce when she realises that's done something retarded. 
38:00 <amsy> ^.^
38:00 <johninj4> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is bruce?
38:00 <Skirmish> Mandyjane's split personality. 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
38:00 <johninj4> i think it was the coke
38:00 <johninj4> but still
38:00 <johninj4> i didn't laugh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will do it to ya every time! 
39:00 <Skirmish> When she had to go to court for drink driving she was saying that she was going to tell them about Bruce. 
39:00 <johninj4> was a hardcore stack man
39:00 <johninj4> she tried to go down the path from this lighthouse
39:00 <johninj4> and got the wobbles up
39:00 <johninj4> then bam
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wow! I've not heard this since I was about 20
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E791CagChpU
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nursery Crimes - get up girl (Nov 14, 2011) 2:56 - Category: Music - 158 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <johninj4> crazy fuckers kids, i guess they don't know their limits
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> L/
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
40:00 <Skirmish> [5:27pm] <mandyjane> that abd bruce. ive gotta talk to dr about bruce.
40:00 <Skirmish> [5:27pm] <mandyjane> never talked to any dr about bruce befor
41:00 <nate> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
41:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/WwbfclK.jpg
41:00 <Skirmish> [5:26pm] <mandyjane> yeahh. iv got at least 3 c. ref so far. and i gotta go see dr an get letter telling courts about aspergers
41:00 <johninj4> lol she was serious about that
41:00 <johninj4> ffs
41:00 <johninj4> i thought it was just a coverup for court
41:00 <Skirmish> ASS BURGERS
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> she must have been watching too much united states of tara
41:00 <Skirmish> lol amsy. Poor guy. 
41:00 <johninj4> lol
42:00 <couleurs> =p
42:00 <amsy> his face
42:00 <Skirmish> He got REKT. 
42:00 <couleurs> Game Over.
42:00 <johninj4> does it usually take a while for the bump to go down?
42:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
42:00 <johninj4> because she still looks knocked up
42:00 <Kelevra> I loved that show katatonic_kate01 
43:00 <Digerati> hi all again
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAME!
43:00 <Skirmish> lol johninj4 yeah the bump doesn't just vanish. 
43:00 <johninj4> ic
43:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01 still has hers!  
43:00 <couleurs> no she just ate 2 many pizza
43:00 <Skirmish> BUUUUURN!
43:00 <johninj4> not like a pimple
43:00 <Kelevra> Toni Collete is a good actress
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> what 'bump do I have?
43:00 <Skirmish> baby bump
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
43:00 <johninj4> lol i love the pregnant or just fat game
43:00 <Digerati> i ate 6 large pizzas couleurs in 20mins, broke a record
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think they should ever of gone this ... despite Phil and Dave being the Lennon and McCartney of Melbourne power pop "punk"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMbrqWlI7oQ
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nursery Crimes - eleanor rigby (Nov 14, 2011) 3:05 - Category: Music - 543 views views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <Skirmish> No you didn't you liar Digerati. 
44:00 <Digerati> i did
44:00 <johninj4> hi Pieter
44:00 <johninj4> how was work?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> if anyone plays that game with me, they cop a punch in the dick
44:00 <Digerati> buy me the pizzas and i will do it
44:00 <Pieter> what work ?
44:00 <johninj4> oh
44:00 <Digerati> bet you 100$
44:00 <Pieter> i was elsewhere getting mah dick sucked
44:00 <johninj4> what was his name?
44:00 <Pieter> io never spend so long afterwards at a gurls place
45:00 <Pieter> but it was fun
45:00 <johninj4> ic
45:00 <Pieter> so i stayed =)
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Pieter> so uNF
45:00 <couleurs> when u type u sound like a broke record Hahahah!!!!!
45:00 <couleurs> uNF
45:00 <Pieter> i feel like i have
45:00 <Digerati> 6 large pizzas will cost 100$
45:00 <Pieter> its been a couple weeks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif you got sex pieter
45:00 <Pieter> :/
45:00 <johninj4> i like girls places, i refuse to move back into my own
45:00 <Kelevra> Pot bellies fah lyf
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you had sex with 2 sponges in a plastic cup
45:00 <Digerati> so you get your money back on the pizzas spent, and a laugh
45:00 <Kelevra> Lol
46:00 <couleurs> bvb
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I am playing them next
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it the Euro Cup thing 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> *in the Euro blah blah blah
46:00 <Pieter> im all sex
46:00 <Pieter> =)
46:00 <Kelevra> Eww
46:00 <Digerati> i'll smoke 2 reefers before but
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
46:00 <Kelevra> Bad sex I bet
46:00 <Pieter> bad sex is still sex
46:00 <Pieter> =)(
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> the kind you shudder about
46:00 <Digerati> need to get the anxiety in me
46:00 <Pieter> for me anyway
46:00 <johninj4> still counts man
46:00 <Pieter> for her maybe not
46:00 <Digerati> must be under the influence of drugs to eat so much
46:00 <johninj4> the best bit is ice addicts don't have a lot of teeth
46:00 <Kelevra> The bad sex I've had I've wished I never had
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I am surprised this song as stood the test of time 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wEH7WU2NQM
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NURSERY CRIMES - 'What Do You Know (Anyway?)' (Jul 29, 2011) 2:36 - Category: Music - 326 views views - 4 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to me anyway
47:00 <simba> tokyo sunrise
47:00 <Pieter> then its a good thing i have no desire to fuck you
47:00 <Pieter> =)
47:00 <Kelevra> johninj4: I imagine its like sucking on a salad roll
47:00 <Kelevra> Lol
47:00 <johninj4> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> Ice ice babeh
47:00 <johninj4> piet would be like sucking on a cheese stick
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhhhh
47:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
47:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/5L5Q1A0.gifv
47:00 <Pieter> i did lose 2 teeth but they were wisdom teeth :/
48:00 <couleurs> yeh u r really good @ fifa now 
48:00 <Pieter> when ya on the gear ya kinda get used to brushing ya teeth 3-4 times a day
48:00 <simba> pics fake. birds dont have arms
48:00 <johninj4> yeh
48:00 <Pieter> just so the acid doesnt attack
48:00 <Pieter> :)
48:00 <Kelevra> You usually have four
48:00 <Kelevra> He lies
48:00 <amsy> how dare u
48:00 <Pieter> yeh the top ones are still there
48:00 <johninj4> he isn't that wise
48:00 <Pieter> the bottom ones were causing issues for me
48:00 <Pieter> :/
48:00 <couleurs> ifberdshadorms.com
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I lose it when it's a real person and not AI
49:00 <Bastardly_One> except the scouser wench ... she's not that bad but we're pretty even
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@amsy
49:00 <couleurs> uNF
49:00 <amsy> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> love this band 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYd1cWV5pg
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALL - Shreen (Mar 10, 2012) 2:37 - Category: Music - 7,382 views - 60 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
50:00 <johninj4> bye james
50:00 <amsy> hoho
51:00 <johninj4> huhuhuhuohoohoh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need some music
52:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421914688&v=IDiuN_hxDY4&list=PL193F6B0897366E29&x-yt-cl=84503534    <-------- kate.
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good song and Bill Stevenson is such a great drummer 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYd1cWV5pg
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALL - Shreen (Mar 10, 2012) 2:37 - Category: Music - views - 60 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's this
53:00 <simba> brostep anthems to beat up ur girlfriend to
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYd1cWV5pg
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALL - Shreen (Mar 10, 2012) 2:37 - Category: Music - 7,382 views - 60 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you think cut and paste
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the hint!
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish..when you buy your son a bday pressie don't forget mine ok?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> some of you guys could relate to this song 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAM17lLtKk
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All - She's My Ex (Nov 18, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 83,615 views - likes (98.3%), 8 dislikes (1.7%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> all time classic 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Do you want a playstation game too? 
55:00 <Nikky`> Sure
55:00 <Pieter> i wanna get onto shark tank and sell em my alum foil hats to block rf signals from satelites and space ships
55:00 <Pieter> so our minds cant be read
55:00 <Pieter> how do i go about applying for this show ?
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
56:00 <couleurs> groundhog day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <nate> its like billy idol
56:00 <amsy> hello doctor
56:00 <Nikky`> What game can I expect, Skirmish?
56:00 <Lumeah> now people.. take him serious.. *waits* lol :P
56:00 <doctor> hello amsy
56:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
56:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
57:00 <Pieter> ok
57:00 <Pieter> wanna fifa soon?
57:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Shadow of Mordor I believe. 
57:00 <johninj4> thems fighting wordz
57:00 <Pieter> so you have a mic for your controller ?
57:00 <Nikky`> Excellent - only the best for 3rd Feb babies
57:00 <Pieter> i wanna laugh at you whilst playing
57:00 <johninj4> lol
57:00 <Pieter> and hear you flip out
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
58:00 <couleurs> billy's me idol
58:00 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
58:00 <johninj4> hi
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi again Zade :)
58:00 <johninj4> #IllRideWithYou
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi johninj4 :)
58:00 <johninj4> hey you
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
58:00 <couleurs> hi Sumbean :)
58:00 <Pieter> when i win
58:00 <couleurs> ok
58:00 <couleurs> meet u on the virtual grass in 5
58:00 <johninj4> full of bravado
58:00 <johninj4> couleurs will humble you
58:00 <couleurs> sounds a lot like B1
58:00 <Pieter> ill be a lil longe than that
58:00 <Pieter> in themiddle of something
58:00 <Pieter> be done aobut 10ish
58:00 <Skirmish> Just don't add Pieter on facebook. He will think you have the hots for him. 
59:00 <beehhh> chick magnet
59:00 <couleurs> beehhh midget
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sunneh :)
59:00 <Zade> its far too early for the likes of beehhh and loof isn't it?
59:00 <Blarp> Lwaxana :D *hugs*
59:00 <beehhh> i got hit by a comet in my balls
59:00 <Sunbeam> hi beehhh :)
59:00 <johninj4> beehhh gets in early on fridays to ruin my night
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is Loof around?
59:00 <Blarp> Sunbeam :)
59:00 <Sunbeam> Bastardly_One!! :)
59:00 <Zade> he will be soon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh is on school holidays unfortunately
59:00 <johninj4> how could you not
00:00 <beehhh> im going to do my assignment all nite in the lab
00:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Blarp :)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go he's not
00:00 <Bastardly_One> damn 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
00:00 <beehhh> 600 words written another 1400 to go
00:00 <beehhh> i hate bloody referencing is a pain in the arse
00:00 <johninj4> same
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8K4hjaB6Ok
00:00 <couleurs> so r u
00:00 <johninj4> reference this 8=====D
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bet band ... ever 
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Descendents - Thank You (May 12, 2010) 4:29 - Category: Music - 153,840 views - likes (99.3%), 5 dislikes (0.7%)
00:00 <couleurs> what r u doing Pieter 
00:00 <Kelevra> How many parts to hunger games have been released movie wise?
01:00 <beehhh> cant wait to get to england cobba
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanna say, thank you for playing the way you play
01:00 <beehhh> i heard the skies gloomy there and rains all the time
01:00 <Sunbeam> it was snowing other day lol
01:00 <Sunbeam> still some snow left on ground
01:00 <Nikky`> 2?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many
01:00 <Nikky`> tho, not seen any
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's a lame movie
01:00 <johninj4> that was one movie i actually watched
01:00 <simba> 3
01:00 <johninj4> pretty cool
01:00 <johninj4> girl powa
01:00 <simba> those films r mental
01:00 <Kelevra> Ahh so hunger games then mockingjay part one and two
02:00 <beehhh> there will be no rain in perth until end of feb
02:00 <Sunbeam> get your thermals on if yer coming o'er here
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there is not much difference between a lot of England and a lot of Victoria ... weather wise
02:00 <beehhh> i didnt say april or did i
02:00 <Bastardly_One> we only get to 25ish in average heat too
02:00 <Sunbeam> we can have 4 seasons in one day here
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean too 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Victoria is known for it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> especially Melbourne
02:00 <Zade> you meanballarat and england Bastardly_One
02:00 <Kelevra> Will there be anymore??
02:00 <simba> no
02:00 <simba> 1 then 2 then 3.1
02:00 <Kelevra> Kk 
02:00 <Fez> Prollya prequel
02:00 <Fez> Just cuz
03:00 <beehhh> warren yong looks the the greek dawrf from 300
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Crowded House even made a song about it ... Four Seasons in One Day 
03:00 <johninj4> yeh melbourne you need to take a change of clothes and a rainjacket
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that was written about Melbourne 
03:00 <johninj4> when you go out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, heh ... too true 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we even get the snow here and there 
03:00 <beehhh> japanese sex mother porn
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but most of Vic except the top part gets the cold now days too I think
03:00 <couleurs> waiting 2 watch them with amsy in our pjs still thank u 
03:00 <Kelevra> I've only seen the first, thought it was okay, not usually something I'd go for but I kind of liked it
03:00 <Kelevra> Aww couleurs is so romantic
04:00 <Zade> i had to go to a meeting in country vic today and it was 37
04:00 <Bastardly_One> where at?
04:00 <Zade> bendigo
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think "we" got to 32
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah bendigo gets hot for where it is I reckon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> never have got that 
04:00 <beehhh> perth will reach 489
04:00 <Kelevra> Have you purchased her bunny slippers?
04:00 <[Maverick]> good books actually 
04:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I wouldn't mind the books but I find it hard to concentrate to read books these days
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <johninj4> 489 is pretty neat
05:00 <beehhh> that seems to be the saudi weather 15 years back
05:00 <johninj4> they will melt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> You did Victoria ... you'll do England fine
05:00 <Zade> driving home i had plans to go to the beach but its a bit cool here 
05:00 <doctor> we will all burn under the wrath of Ra
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what I don't get is Perth has a high population of UK immigrants
05:00 <Mody> yeh
05:00 <beehhh> i saw the ghosts in my sleep calling me to england
05:00 <Bastardly_One> how do they not die in the first week of heat exhaustion
05:00 <Mody> weird hey
06:00 <johninj4> they hear it has the nicest weather in australia apparently
06:00 <Bastardly_One> big change though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like going from the north pole to the Arizona dessert
06:00 <johninj4> for them yeh lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *desert
06:00 <beehhh> heat causes sudden death especially if your working outside
06:00 <johninj4> very hot and dry here
06:00 <johninj4> so i can't handle cold or humidty well
06:00 <amsy> hahahaha
06:00 <amsy> omg cc i wish
07:00 <beehhh> no water in the tap
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can handle Qld humidity ... seems different up there 
07:00 <beehhh> one young kid died too soon in the curtin field while playing rugby
07:00 <johninj4> cairns?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't handle Syd or Melb and Victoria's
07:00 <johninj4> that place is fucking insane
07:00 <johninj4> you must have went in winter
07:00 <beehhh> he collasped three times then they took him to the hospital
07:00 <beehhh> how bizzare there
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... never made it up that far ... lived on the GC for too long though
07:00 <johninj4> ahh gc is nothing
07:00 <johninj4> i lived there too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I despise heat and humidity and never noticed it 
08:00 <johninj4> p=a bit but it's tame compared to far nth
08:00 <beehhh> GC folks have lots of humor
08:00 <beehhh> they are more like americans
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... and where on the GC?
08:00 <beehhh> two thumbs up for Queenslander
08:00 <johninj4> broadbeach
08:00 <Bastardly_One> phew!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping you weren't gonna say over the river 
08:00 <johninj4> i lived right behind the oasis there
08:00 <beehhh> why not go to the real america isntead
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know ... Little Auckland
08:00 <johninj4> my old house is an anz bank lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
08:00 <johninj4> ahh yeh haha
09:00 <Zade> i thought GC was like broadmeadows on the beach 
09:00 <beehhh> The nandos in GC was my famorite
09:00 <beehhh> favorite
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in Burleigh Waters ... old people land
09:00 <johninj4> yeah
09:00 <beehhh> i was in miami head
09:00 <beehhh> majic mountain
09:00 <Bastardly_One> miami might as well be Burleigh
09:00 <johninj4> it was good times back then though, i was 17
09:00 <Bastardly_One> damn near enough
09:00 <beehhh> yeah same place
09:00 <beehhh> good memories there too
10:00 <beehhh> breeze of hope
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same as you two
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to sit on the top hill of the Burleigh Heads national park watching wild dolphins swim by off the mirconeasian coast
10:00 <Bastardly_One> morning ritual ... big fat joint and dolphin watching
10:00 <beehhh> i'll try come back to australia when i'd be 50 another 12 years after
10:00 <Kelevra> Hey Pat
10:00 <Loof> hey :)
10:00 <Kelevra> How's it going?
10:00 <Loof> not bad
10:00 <Loof> u?
10:00 <Fez> You cant say no to cc's
11:00 <johninj4> nice one
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, it kind of is NW suburbs with sand and water ... 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're basically right
11:00 <beehhh> most of you will ve dead by then from the heat explosure or the road accident
11:00 <Kelevra> Yeah pretty god, wish there was a breeze though
11:00 <Pieter> i got my airconditioner goingggg :)
11:00 <Pieter> but i got an ugly silver tube running along my wall
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm waiting for the next door neighbours to go inside so I don't have to put pants on
11:00 <Pieter> BUT ITS AIR CONDITIONING MEEEEE
12:00 <johninj4> stop wishing ill on us beehhh
12:00 <beehhh> i was only kidding man
12:00 <johninj4> it's not our falt you got booted out
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I will never die
12:00 <beehhh> sorry about it
12:00 <johninj4> ok
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I am like the Highlander and shit 
12:00 <johninj4> forgiven
12:00 <amsy> hehe explosure
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I never noticed that 
12:00 <beehhh> it was amsy's fault
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that is a cool typo
12:00 <couleurs> ur mom's
12:00 <Bastardly_One> funneh
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i'm sitting on the balcony!
12:00 <Kelevra> Lol katatonic_kate01 
12:00 <Skirmish> Would they go inside quicker if you went out there now? 
12:00 <Kelevra> I have a really cool balcony wear I can go out in my singlet and knickers
12:00 <[Maverick]> I am waiting as well katatonic_kate01
12:00 <Kelevra> Where
13:00 <Bastardly_One> explosure
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wear that plastic sheeting
13:00 <beehhh> what does it means
13:00 <amsy> hi cc !
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about to get messy!
13:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
13:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shite
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like quarter past 9 already?
13:00 <beehhh> johninj4 im not going to pay any more money to you guys is that clear
13:00 <Kelevra> They can only see my top half
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks*
14:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck stole the last 4hrs?
14:00 <johninj4> i'm fine with that beehhh
14:00 <couleurs> whatchu doing amsy...
14:00 <johninj4> i just won't bring you in the boat
14:00 <amsy> worken.... :(
14:00 <amsy> you?
14:00 <beehhh> my mate Wertern Union me 200 aud today gotta go get it collected
14:00 <couleurs> yuk
14:00 <Bastardly_One> john
14:00 <johninj4> yeh
14:00 <couleurs> spotifys
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the next door neighbours are a lil weird
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the chick is going out with this guy, who is a lil creep dawg
14:00 <Kelevra> Eww
15:00 <beehhh> he was booted out but got back in cause of his wife and kid
15:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as you're the only one that pays attention to my links sometimes ... check this one
15:00 <Bastardly_One> http://anonhq.com/depositing-9000-money-land-jail/
15:00 <amsy> :)))))
15:00 <beehhh> bad luck when you convert into gay or find out about realself
15:00 <couleurs> we're getting netflix and 2 other services here soon so that will be good maybe
15:00 <Kelevra> Omg
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i never know if I should be like Oh hai there smile and engage in convo
15:00 <Kelevra> Buy fart bombs
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or not give a fuck… 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> Booyah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
15:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
15:00 <Skirmish> At least learn his name so you can tell the police when you find her dead one day.
16:00 <johninj4> hmm
16:00 <johninj4> i don't buy it
16:00 <beehhh> atleast he remembers when i let him stay in my study room when i first arrived from 1999-2003
16:00 <johninj4> nobody would try sell something to someone if they didn't think their cheque was valid
16:00 <beehhh> *he
16:00 <johninj4> and seems like a harsh payback
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
16:00 <Ana_Ng> katatonic
16:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:00 <johninj4> for not buying into it
17:00 <beehhh> sometimes you let things go for something better to come
18:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEEREuXFdko
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pensees x Quok - Hollowly (Oct 21, 2014) 4:18 - Category: Music - 1,485 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <beehhh> no point crying over the dead memories, we will create some more new moments else where
19:00 <Pieter>  im lookin for someone other than my wife
19:00 <Pieter> other than my wife
19:00 <Pieter> pieter is riiiiiighhht
19:00 <Ana_Ng> oh wives
19:00 <Ana_Ng> such a pain in the ass
20:00 <beehhh> yes weekend should be a flat rate so the businesses can strive and more employees could work its a win win for the enonomy since many are out of work
21:00 <couleurs> lol @ Pieter 
22:00 <Nikky`> Get in the kitchen partay
23:00 <Bastardly_One> know what I reckon it was?
23:00 <Mody> the business's can afford afew more dollars its just jew economy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's black ... what black person has money unless a drug dealer eh?
23:00 <Mody> jewing you more
23:00 <Kelevra> That ad is disgust I g
23:00 <Kelevra> Disgusting
24:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way john that site actually has ok news
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not as bias in any direction as you'd assume
24:00 <beehhh> flat rate meaning unemployed people could work and weekend tend to be majority females are working
24:00 <Mody> thats not true
24:00 <Nikky`> Agreed Kelevra
24:00 <couleurs> me 2
25:00 <Mody> if you want a job they are out there
25:00 <beehhh> e.g. shopping centre westfield
25:00 <beehhh> saturday is the busiest day of the week and why should business give penalty rates to lose money
26:00 <Mody> they dont lose money its afew extra dollars
26:00 <beehhh> i agree with sunday only Mody but not saturday
26:00 <Mody> saturday isnt even the sunday rate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what annoys me about most australians
26:00 <Mody> saturday pay is rubbish
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you all complain the asians and indians have your jobs
26:00 <beehhh> well make both days flat rate then
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but will you work shit kicking jobs?
26:00 <beehhh> sunday all bludge at work anyway
26:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One you dont have a job
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nope!
26:00 <oldncrusty> hello
26:00 <amsy> hello
27:00 <Mody> who are you to talk?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> then fuck up you whinging cunts and accept the jobs they will that you won't
27:00 <Mody> thats nonsense many ppl will work shit jobs
27:00 <Mody> whos not accepting it?
27:00 <Mody> what jobs?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have one eh? righty o fuckwit ... you seriously are one of the most annoying chatters ever
27:00 <beehhh> panalty rate should be abolished
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just fuck up
27:00 <Mody> you dont have a job cunt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather listen to beehhh than you Mody
27:00 <beehhh> why should business lose
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I do have a job idiot
27:00 <Mody> so who the hell are you to say
27:00 <couleurs> yo pick up da fone!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I work from home for a US hotel chain doing data entry part time for now
28:00 <Mody> you even said it the other night you do not work
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no, YOU said that
28:00 <beehhh> if Bastardly_One goes to work some asian would claim his dole would you rather want that Mody?
28:00 <Mody> no you did LOl
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I try hard not to speak to you at all 
28:00 <Mody> thats not how it works beehhh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend not to enjoy talking to complete retards such as yourself
28:00 <Mody> part time data entry lol
28:00 <beehhh> i know many foreigners are now on the dole
28:00 <oldncrusty> how are you amsy?
28:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Picard!!!!!!!!
28:00 <amsy> im good thanks :) you?
29:00 <Mody> i work fulltime mate i always have
29:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, I'm not on the dole either 
29:00 <Mody> thats right you are on D$P sorry
29:00 <Digerati> hey yo
29:00 <Mody> where they dont make you work lol
29:00 <Digerati> installed sp1 :)
29:00 <beehhh> flat rate will help strive perth's economy its already in stress for too long
29:00 <Digerati> rofl
29:00 <Digerati> beehhh and beagle bitchin under a tree :)
29:00 <Mody> beehhh the rate will do nothing just save companies money
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and? I like to do shit to be occupied and make spending money if I can 
29:00 <oldncrusty> couleurs get fucked
29:00 <oldncrusty> im great thanks amsy
30:00 <Mody> it wont change the way ppl work if it does happen to do that it will cause less ppl to work
30:00 <beehhh> yes most companies think of their future sustainability
30:00 <Digerati> sup beagle bro :)
30:00 <beehhh> in a sustainable manner
30:00 <Mody> spending money for irc credits you mean?
30:00 <Digerati> bitchin again beagle :)
30:00 <Digerati> bitchin beehhh
30:00 <beehhh> business should pay panalty rate during the peak hours
30:00 <Mody> you basically live on your computer, so you are right that is technically doing "something"
30:00 <beehhh> off peak why pay fk it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just because I have some contract work until the end of this month and because I'm "disabled" ... I don't get wanting to sit around doing nothing 
31:00 <Digerati> i want to know who is the biggest bitch in #melbourne
31:00 <Digerati> let's all vote
31:00 <Bastardly_One> your mind literally wastes away in boredom
31:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One when will you be back working fulltime?
31:00 <beehhh> I'd vote for abbott
31:00 <Digerati> 1 B1, 2 Beagle 3 Behhh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it happen to spritely old people ... soon as they start to get bored
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they lose it 
31:00 <beehhh> 4 Digerati the tranny ass digger
31:00 <Digerati> you should know bitch :)
31:00 <Mody> so when january ends you will no longer be spending your days on irc?
31:00 <Doodle> faux <3
31:00 <faux> Hey love
31:00 <oldncrusty> faux
31:00 <faux> <3
31:00 <faux> how's it
31:00 <Doodle> good thx
31:00 <Doodle> u?
32:00 <Digerati> when you going to get a trans fix beehhh ?
32:00 <Mody> and when I say day i mean day and night
32:00 <beehhh> 5 Mody the whinger crying out loud
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Mody, if I had something I was about to do from home I would ... am looking into a legit place that specialises in that actually
32:00 <beehhh> Mody are you maltese
32:00 <Digerati> you know you want a sex change beehhh
32:00 <Mody> so you dont have work after january, so nothing will change
32:00 <Digerati> i can feel it beehhh
32:00 <Mody> no beehhh not maltese 
32:00 <Digerati> all that straight cock you wanna suck
32:00 <faux> I'm well
32:00 <faux> mershperderer
32:00 <couleurs> <Student> Picard: Already Did ;)
32:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/936061_816681851737756_7657778694946159222_n.jpg?oh=bc48f330b433ae116dbb512d5dc8be1c&oe=55267171
32:00 <oldncrusty> huh??
33:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, I'd say leb he's that stupid ... don't insult the maltese ... they're pretty relaxed
33:00 <Digerati> after it's been in 1000 vaginas
33:00 <beehhh> it better be anotony albanese than bill shock shorten with that funny woman behind him
33:00 <Mody> anthony albanese is stupid
33:00 <Digerati> i love you beehhh
33:00 <beehhh> no hes not
33:00 <oldncrusty> how have u been faux?
33:00 <faux> Teehee stand proud
33:00 <Doodle> keke
33:00 <faux> who is old n crusty
34:00 <Digerati> now get a sex change bitch
34:00 <Mody> beehhh anthony albanese is a moron he cant even speak english properly
34:00 <AsianForkLiftDriver> <Digerati> you know you want a sex change beehhh ---> beehhh_girl
34:00 <beehhh> can i change sex your mother
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... this retard hour is hard to handle
34:00 <Digerati> be my whore down st kilda, i'll protect you, i'll be your pimp
34:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One maybe you should log off then?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> with luck they might of gtfo by the time I get back 
34:00 <Mody> go do something else if its bothering you 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you sir are chief retard
34:00 <Mody> we are all friends here
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
34:00 <Doodle> me
34:00 <faux> Besides half the people in here 
34:00 <couleurs> Picard
34:00 <faux> ew
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <couleurs> his wife typed his nick 4 him tonight
34:00 <oldncrusty> she did
34:00 <oldncrusty> whore
35:00 <Mody> are you not like 50 years old? and you calling me a chief retard?
35:00 <Digerati> b1 is ok when he don't bitch too much
35:00 <beehhh> Digerati goes to stkilda to pick up a hooker but ended up meeting a bunch of ladyboys and hes pleased to walk with them in tranny motel
35:00 <Mody> he seems fine but if you disagree with him he shows some bipolar
35:00 <Digerati> tranny land
35:00 <Digerati> not tranny motel
35:00 <Doodle> she told me to tell you she's not a whore
35:00 <oldncrusty> ok
35:00 <faux> She said all that with her mouth full?
35:00 <oldncrusty> she does u for free?
35:00 <faux> talented
35:00 <Doodle> no not me
35:00 <Doodle> i dont want your sloppy seconds
35:00 <oldncrusty> lol
36:00 <Mody> beehhh are you transexual?
36:00 <beehhh> they works from the quest
36:00 <Digerati> yup
36:00 <Mody> cool
36:00 <Digerati> he love it
36:00 <Mody> tranny on here
36:00 <Digerati> he is my boy
36:00 <beehhh> Mody are you feminine
36:00 <Digerati> give me head all the time
36:00 <Digerati> on cam
36:00 <Mody> haha really? 
36:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
36:00 <beehhh> you will cum too soon
36:00 <Digerati> want paypal 5 dolla
36:00 <StrykerX> Denial.
37:00 <beehhh> you might enjoy it if i suck you
37:00 <Digerati> i got widescreen of him sucking on bucket of ice cream, cover his face in cream
37:00 <Mody> LOL
37:00 <Digerati> thinks its cum
37:00 <Digerati> cum cream cucumber
37:00 <Doodle> is a river in egypt
37:00 <Doodle> /dad
37:00 <oldncrusty> StrykerX hows the rash?
38:00 <Digerati> i saw a chick once do a whole zuchinni
39:00 <beehhh> Digerati goes to thailand and meets venus the transexual
39:00 <Digerati> nova 100 has gone nuts
39:00 <Digerati> have a listen
39:00 <beehhh> Digerati are you a woman inside honestly?
39:00 <Digerati> the commercials are nuts
39:00 <StrykerX> Ask ya mrs
39:00 <Doodle> someone shave my face for me
39:00 <Doodle> preferably a female nudie someone
40:00 <Digerati> beehhh, you love trannys
40:00 <beehhh> course i do
40:00 <Digerati> become one
40:00 <beehhh> sure in time
40:00 <Digerati> i'll buy you the clothes
40:00 <Digerati> you get more money here giving head then 5 dolla
40:00 <beehhh> can you not become a dickhead
40:00 <Digerati> i give you 6 dolla
40:00 <oldncrusty> grow a beard
40:00 <Doodle> nah
40:00 <Doodle> i look like a hobo
40:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, picards mrs will do it in exchange for a root
40:00 <StrykerX> Cause she can't get any at home
40:00 <Doodle> i dont want my dick eaten off
40:00 <Doodle> or do i
40:00 <StrykerX> loll
40:00 <Nikky`> nomnom
40:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
41:00 <beehhh> you dont have money 
41:00 <Digerati> ok, 7 dolla and that my final offer
41:00 <Digerati> ex tax 2 dolla
41:00 <Mody> i offer 10
41:00 <Digerati> 5 dolla tax on 10 dolla
41:00 <beehhh> your just window shopping for stkilda prostitutes
41:00 <Doodle> Nikky` do you have steady hands
41:00 <Nikky`> No
41:00 <Doodle> oh :/
42:00 <Digerati> and your the only one that fits that category on here beehhh
42:00 <Digerati> love you longtime babay !
42:00 <beehhh> I dont even live there how do i even fit in
42:00 <Digerati> but you can
42:00 <Digerati> next best thing to brighton or toorak
42:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, i'd be so nervous of hurting you, i'd end up hurting you
42:00 <Doodle> its ok i like a bit of pain
42:00 <Picard> Doodle have u ever tasted your own cum?
43:00 <Digerati> slumdog millionaires in st kida
43:00 <ooomp> Ahh beehhh, our favourite non Australian. This Australia day we celebrate you not being here
43:00 <beehhh> toorak is getting housing by the new arrival syrian refugees
43:00 <Digerati> got to start somewhere beehh
43:00 <Digerati> later from st kilda will move you to footscray
43:00 <beehhh> have another extra lamb sanga on behalf of me ooomp i'd really appreciate that
43:00 <Digerati> sign a check
43:00 <beehhh> with beer
43:00 <Doodle> yup
43:00 <Nikky`> Ok then deal - bring your face here
43:00 <Lumeah> mm minty
43:00 <Picard> did u enjoy it?
43:00 <Doodle> sif go there
43:00 <Doodle> not really no
43:00 <Picard> y not?
43:00 <Doodle> .
43:00 <Doodle> i just didnt
44:00 <johninj4> lol ooomp
44:00 <Digerati> beehhh, how the fuck do you know footscray so well ?
44:00 <Digerati> seriously now...
44:00 <ooomp> Will do beehhh
44:00 <Digerati> footscray is the elite of melbourne
44:00 <Digerati> it is working class area
44:00 <beehhh> footscray is invaded by the viets and african
44:00 <Digerati> yaravillle is what proves how good footscray is
44:00 <amsy> bye doodle :(
44:00 <StrykerX> Picard loves his own cum
44:00 <StrykerX> Even other mens.
45:00 <Digerati> viets mostly
45:00 <beehhh> greeks and italians ran away along time back
45:00 <Digerati> yaraville aint filled with nips mate
45:00 <Digerati> its fillled with dagos
45:00 <Digerati> mostly dagos
45:00 <beehhh> godfather pizza in yarraville
45:00 <beehhh> charlies pizza
45:00 <Digerati> godfather is 2 mins from the fuckng hospital
45:00 <Digerati> western general
45:00 <StrykerX> As long as it's salty aye Picard?
46:00 <beehhh> one in altona too near the junction
46:00 <Digerati> that aint yaraville mate
46:00 <Digerati> thats footscray west
46:00 <beehhh> you know sommerville with the crn hungryjacks has a funny red light cam flash by it self all through the year
46:00 <Digerati> i lived on gordon st, worked at the DOD
46:00 <Digerati> remember beehhh ?
46:00 <Picard> StrykerX hows ya kid? had that supervised visit this weekend?
46:00 <Picard> wb Doodle
47:00 <Digerati> served i should say
47:00 <beehhh> DOD?
47:00 <Digerati> Department Of Defence Support
47:00 <Digerati> ADF
47:00 <Digerati> Australian Defence Force
47:00 <beehhh> is DOD on gordon st
47:00 <Digerati> bombs and ammunitions factory
47:00 <Digerati> it used to be
47:00 <Digerati> now it is housing
47:00 <Doodle> ty
47:00 <Picard> u were missed
47:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooo <3
47:00 <Doodle> Nikkypoos <3
47:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
47:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
47:00 <under> hellooooooooooooo
48:00 <Digerati> it is called edgewater estate now
48:00 <Digerati> Ordnance Factory
48:00 <Digerati> it was a base
48:00 <Digerati> army base
48:00 <beehhh> you were a panel beater we all know that worked on car's exhusts as an apparantice certified from kangan batman tafe
48:00 <Digerati> 1st Regiment
48:00 <beehhh> tru or not
48:00 <Digerati> i am a labourer mate
48:00 <Digerati> was
48:00 <Digerati> metal worker
48:00 <Picard> Zade how are you?
48:00 <Zade> hello Picard, ok ta and yourself?
49:00 <Digerati> ammunitions
49:00 <Digerati> in a factory
49:00 <Digerati> army base
49:00 <beehhh> i worked with many old timers Digerati some are now either 90 or dead
49:00 <beehhh> i served many
49:00 <Digerati> 20 years service
49:00 <Digerati> you served dick :)
49:00 <Digerati> but i love you
49:00 <Digerati> and i mean that :)
49:00 <beehhh> show us your kangan batman tafe cert on tinypic?
49:00 <simba> <Picard> StrykerX hows ya kid? had that supervised visit this weekend? - didnt you say bringing kids up on irc is low
50:00 <Digerati> hahaha
50:00 <Digerati> i actually went to kangan mate :)
50:00 <Digerati> at broady :)
50:00 <beehhh> i told you
50:00 <Digerati> n1
50:00 <Digerati> i got cert 3 ISTA
50:00 <beehhh> show us that
50:00 <Digerati> i aint a extrinsic mate
50:00 <Digerati> i dont show off
51:00 <Digerati> believe that or not
51:00 <Digerati> i was trained by broadmeadows police in ISTA, they got a course at kangan broadmeadows
51:00 <beehhh> ooomp what are you gonna do on the strayan day?
51:00 <Mody> im going to B1{MIA}'s for bbq
51:00 <johninj4> why is he so interested in other peoples children?
51:00 <johninj4> worrying
52:00 <Digerati> never got a job but in airport through the ISTA :)
52:00 <Digerati> so ISTA was useless
52:00 <Digerati> i will get to my point but beehh
52:00 <Digerati> certs, degrees, diplomas mean shit
52:00 <ooomp> Celebrate the finer things in life
52:00 <Digerati> when you aint got a fucking JOB
52:00 <ooomp> Food,  booze and staying away from the bogans
52:00 <beehhh> would you think of me not having the citizenship this year again
52:00 <StrykerX> It's kind of obvious..
52:00 <StrykerX> He likes knowing where kids are
52:00 <StrykerX> :/
53:00 <Digerati> ISTA could have got me into airport security as a FED
53:00 <Mody> booze is bad
53:00 <Mody> thats what the bogans will be doing
53:00 <Digerati> no good when you are going blind
53:00 <Digerati> the course was for fun
53:00 <Digerati> why don't you do a course for fun man ?
53:00 <Digerati> that will be something
53:00 <Digerati> instead of spending so much time here
53:00 <faux> ufgugggugh
53:00 <johninj4> squeezing one out
53:00 <faux> Hnnngg
53:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <Digerati> an achievement
54:00 <Digerati> i got a badge out of ISTA
54:00 <Digerati> Internation Security Training Association
54:00 <Digerati> work for ASIO after that
54:00 <Digerati> and AHTCC
54:00 <simba> hhhhhh
54:00 <faux> Simby
54:00 <simba> watz up
55:00 <beehhh> Digerati can you let others to have a chance in a convo
55:00 <Digerati> as a completly useless fucktard drunk :)
55:00 <Digerati> beehhh, i am helping you out mate
55:00 <Digerati> do a course bro
55:00 <beehhh> ooomp, sorry what were you saying about the day
56:00 <ooomp> Yes beehhh, I will be celebrating you not being here and being on a permanent exclusion list
56:00 <Digerati> beehhh AHTCC hacked dalnet
56:00 <Digerati> and came on it
56:00 <beehhh> im going to do my MSc in project management in london
56:00 <Digerati> and loved it
56:00 <Digerati> all the ghey pron
56:00 <beehhh> http://londoncampus.sunderland.ac.uk/courses/businessmanagementandfinance/engineering-management/#d.en.69132
56:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_High_Tech_Crime_Centre
56:00 <Digerati> nova 100, michelle and tommy
56:00 <couleurs> Pieter r u ready 2 FiFa me u stupid son of a beach
56:00 <under> whatsapp web is so cool
56:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
57:00 <Digerati> so ghey !
57:00 <ooomp> Digerati, no one is reading what you're typing
57:00 <Digerati> you are :)
57:00 <couleurs> agreed !
57:00 <johninj4> captiain ooompious
57:00 <Digerati> ok, i'll shut up :)
57:00 <Digerati> brb
57:00 <ooomp> No, I just see a wall of text with your name next to it
57:00 <johninj4> whats news?
57:00 <ooomp> <3 couleurs
57:00 <under> who say that?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatsapp is annoying
57:00 <faux> whatsapp rules
57:00 <under> why? everyone uses it
57:00 <Picard> whatsapp is good
58:00 <ooomp> Not much johnny, you
58:00 <Digerati> beehh, go on wiki
58:00 <Digerati> have a look at the link i posted
58:00 <johninj4> chilling out
58:00 <johninj4> having a few shandys
58:00 <Digerati> they have redirects
58:00 <beehhh> i have Digerati on ignore
58:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Signals_Directorate
58:00 <ooomp> Sounds excellent
58:00 <johninj4> big t-bone for dinner
58:00 <johninj4> lifes good
58:00 <ooomp> Nice
58:00 <couleurs> :)
58:00 <Digerati> Information security, sometimes shortened to InfoSec, is the practice of defending information from unauthorized access, use, disclosure, disruption, modification, perusal, inspection, recording or destruction. It is a general term that can be used regardless of the form the data may take (e.g. electronic, physical)
58:00 <beehhh> tell me how am i suppose to live without you
58:00 <simba> neva heard of it
58:00 <under> couleurs: have you fifa 15 for ps4?
58:00 <couleurs> ye me have
58:00 <under> so i can destroy you :P
58:00 <couleurs> me have so hard
58:00 <couleurs> Go Ahead, Make My Day.
59:00 <beehhh> Digerati is the biggest flirt i met online
59:00 <Digerati> now where's my crack pipe
59:00 <beehhh> brb having some greek yoghurt
59:00 <Digerati> Signals intelligence (often abbreviated as SIGINT) is intelligence-gathering by interception of signals, whether communications between people (communications intelligence abbreviated to COMINT) or from electronic signals not directly used in communication (electronic intelligence abbreviated to ELINT). Signals intelligence is a subset of intelligence collection management.
59:00 <ooomp> Stop sucking Greek cock beehhh
59:00 <under> wich team you used to play with?
59:00 <couleurs> man utd of course
59:00 <under> that's a crappy team
59:00 <couleurs> n u
00:00 <beehhh> only if you pass me first
00:00 <Digerati> military only care about terrorists on chat, they dont give a fuck about pron :)
00:00 <ooomp> You should emigrate to Kazakhstan
00:00 <Digerati> so breathe beehhh bro
00:00 <beehhh> mangolia im thinking of
00:00 <beehhh> mongolia
00:00 <simba> i <3 malware
01:00 <ooomp> mangolia lol
01:00 <ooomp> beehhh loves the man
01:00 <ooomp> And the cock
01:00 <beehhh> nothing surprising
01:00 <beehhh> whats so good about pussy ooomp?
01:00 <Digerati> http://www.defence.gov.au/
01:00 <ooomp> Smells like roses
01:00 <couleurs> bet you'res is man city!!!!!
01:00 <Doodle> 4 couleurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats (Jul 7, 2011) 2:29 - Category: Comedy - 31,043,469 views - 219,179 likes (97%), 6,837 dislikes (3%)
01:00 <under> mine is juventus of course
02:00 <Digerati> http://news.defence.gov.au/stories/2015/01/new-chapter-in-afghan-mission/
02:00 <Digerati> look at our elite afghan soldiers
02:00 <ooomp> Digerati, go away for longer than 5 minutes
02:00 <Digerati> afghanistan and it's people are great
02:00 <beehhh> ooomp likes to ride the elephant cocks from the NRL players now shes so loose you can fit a taj mahal in that
02:00 <johninj4> good on her
02:00 <couleurs> what's youre tag lets do diss i'm ready 4 u after i watch that cat video
02:00 <under> lol
03:00 <johninj4> nrl players are pretty fit
03:00 <beehhh> studs
03:00 <ooomp> And hot
03:00 <beehhh> some has 12 packs
03:00 <ooomp> Except the gay sea eagle ones
03:00 <johninj4> haha
03:00 <ooomp> Stupid Manly
03:00 <johninj4> whats your team?
03:00 <Digerati> ww1 is going to be re-written again soon
03:00 <beehhh> can i visit your taj mahal ooomp
03:00 <ooomp> I best not say ;)
03:00 <johninj4> lol ok
03:00 <Digerati> don't worry
03:00 <Digerati> i love turkey
03:00 <couleurs> ok
04:00 <Digerati> especially a wild turkey :)
04:00 <johninj4> i'm a qlder
04:00 <ooomp> Yeah you're even worse
04:00 <johninj4> loool
04:00 <Digerati> don't say i didn't warn ya
04:00 <beehhh> warriors vs rooster
04:00 <Digerati> it's going to go down in vain this time
04:00 <Digerati> and we love the game
04:00 <ooomp> 68% of stories on ACA come from QLD
04:00 <johninj4> they like to pick on us
04:00 <Digerati> we have taken this terrorism shit way to far
04:00 <under> i'm gonna turn on the ps4
04:00 <couleurs> cool
04:00 <couleurs> just sent 1
05:00 <Digerati> the media is nuts
05:00 <johninj4> i don't watch that show, mainly seems to be there to make old people angry
05:00 <ooomp> You just have so many loveable people to talk about
05:00 <Digerati> calling serial killers and criminals terrorists
05:00 <johninj4> we're a bit loser up here
05:00 <Digerati> john, ww1 is near
05:00 <ooomp> Its ok
05:00 <Digerati> rewrite history
05:00 <ooomp> IRC still loves you
05:00 <under> w8
05:00 <amsy> arsenal
05:00 <Picard> where is the oracle?
06:00 <johninj4> hehe
06:00 <Digerati> i wont let IRC die
06:00 <Digerati> don't worry
06:00 <ooomp> Hopefully you die Digerati
06:00 <Digerati> if i die, irc dies
06:00 <beehhh> ooomp would you rescue me from a prison with a chopper if i get convicted for a bank robbery?
06:00 <Digerati> we started irc :)
06:00 <ooomp> beehhh, no
06:00 <Digerati> at the university :)
06:00 <johninj4> just say yes, get him to rob a bank, hide the money and then dob him in
06:00 <British^Meat> fifa is ruining the 2nd games trade
07:00 <Digerati> i am your sugar daddy :)
07:00 <beehhh> so you would rather get hump by the NRL's?
07:00 <Doodle> ooomp!
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <Digerati> say "sugar daddy" beehhh
07:00 <beehhh> suger diddy
07:00 <Doodle> i dont have one but still
07:00 <Digerati> hello laddy
07:00 <johninj4> http://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/bondi-hoarders-the-bobolas-family-put-stinking-house-up-for-sale/story-fndbawks-1227194270089 
07:00 <Doodle> hot
07:00 <Doodle> i have 9 more
07:00 <Doodle> ;)
07:00 <Digerati> omg sia
07:00 <Digerati> hate chandelier
07:00 <ooomp> Well 8, and 2 thumbs
07:00 <British^Meat> copies of fifa on all systems  E V E R Y W H E R E 
07:00 <under> couleurs: ok i added you, invite me
08:00 <beehhh> dont show me your arse you used to do that in marcury 
08:00 <Digerati> feel the love
08:00 <ooomp> Err 7
08:00 <Digerati> damn
08:00 <beehhh> mercury lounge
08:00 <ooomp> Anyway
08:00 <johninj4> thumbs are still good
08:00 <ooomp> Doodle!
08:00 <Digerati> nova is lame
08:00 <Doodle> :)
08:00 <beehhh> you were always drunk ooomp
08:00 <ooomp> Drunk is goof
08:00 <ooomp> Err good
08:00 <johninj4> lolol
08:00 <beehhh> the year 02
08:00 <Digerati> who the fuck writes a song about drunkeness and gets a 10 year old to dance to it
08:00 <ooomp> Typing a wee bit off
08:00 <couleurs> ok
09:00 <johninj4> still better than mine
09:00 <ooomp> Doodle, can we booze and eat BBQ this weekend
09:00 <Doodle> ok i have a new bbq i've never used
09:00 <Doodle> oh wait i'm working :(
09:00 <beehhh> im preparing myself for the last sem and planning to go london end of this year
09:00 <Digerati> bbq i miss :(
09:00 <Digerati> aint had a bbq in donkeys :(
09:00 <Digerati> invite me :)
09:00 <ooomp> Stupid government
09:00 <Digerati> charcoal or gas ?
09:00 <ooomp> Why Doodle, tell me why you must work
10:00 <Digerati> love charcoal
10:00 <beehhh> i need a rehab from all the stress 
10:00 <Digerati> you need more penis
10:00 <Doodle> cos i am desperate for money so i can move to hollywood and fulfill my dream of becoming a homeless ex porn star
10:00 <ooomp> I read that as homosexual ex porn star
10:00 <ooomp> But good plan overall
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <beehhh> because students are not coming as they used to chinese going to elsewhere
10:00 <Doodle> well
10:00 <MUTHRFKR> hmm
10:00 <Doodle> $20 is $20
10:00 <ooomp> This is true
10:00 <couleurs> Woo_Hoo
10:00 <under> cmon
10:00 <couleurs> FiFa RoX 
10:00 <couleurs> i did
10:00 <couleurs> click a button
10:00 <under> nope
11:00 <Digerati> how do you delete notes by noteop please ?
11:00 <beehhh> Doodle dont go bump into allenby he will hit his own face and blame everyone else
11:00 <Doodle> looool
11:00 <Doodle> allenby
11:00 <beehhh> thailadyboys are awesome
11:00 <under> do it aggain
11:00 <couleurs> y is your icon on do not disturb
11:00 <under> was afk
12:00 <Digerati> better off fucking a bloke
12:00 <Digerati> we aint delusiona
12:00 <Doodle> :/
12:00 <couleurs> sent it again now
12:00 <under> ooook
12:00 <under> se you in the game
12:00 <couleurs> r u in seattle
12:00 <couleurs> r u B1's friend
13:00 <ooomp> O..k
13:00 <Digerati> The end of the 13-year International Security Assistance Force mission in Afghanistan was marked during a ceremony in Kabul attended by Afghan officials and international military leaders, including the Commander of the Australian Joint Task Force 636, Major General David Mulhall.
13:00 <ooomp> Anyway
13:00 <Digerati> it's over
13:00 <Digerati> war is over :)
13:00 <beehhh> i dont do drugs
13:00 <Digerati> thank fuck for that
13:00 <beehhh> yoghurt makes me orgasm
13:00 <simba> forza italia
13:00 <couleurs> ew the bar isn't green
14:00 <couleurs> lol he picked bayern
14:00 <couleurs> cos i went from man utd to bvb
15:00 <Digerati> beehhh, try tsatziki
15:00 <Digerati> cucumber and garlic in it
15:00 <ooomp> Of course it does beehhh, that Greek cock hitting your g spot
15:00 <Digerati> tsatziki is actually afgan, it aint greek
15:00 <Digerati> the name is afghan
15:00 <Digerati> we stole the recipe :) haha
15:00 <beehhh> i add blue agave steel cut oats and strawberry
15:00 <couleurs> TRICKED
15:00 <couleurs> bvb vs juve would be fair......
15:00 <couleurs> i h8 this guy already
16:00 <Digerati> i love homace
16:00 <beehhh> http://assets.ap-tescoassets.com/assets/MY/588/9556001500588/ShotType1_328x328.jpg
16:00 <Digerati> lebanese food is the best
16:00 <beehhh> also oat bran milk
16:00 <Digerati> but fuck donar kebabs, i prefer cut lamb
16:00 <beehhh> 1.4 kg
16:00 <Digerati> sovlaki is real, kebabs are not
17:00 <beehhh> oomp has something against your cock Digerati
18:00 <nate> his arse?
18:00 <Digerati> http://images.defence.gov.au/fotoweb/cmdrequest/rest/Preview.fwx/20130730adf8100087_089.jpg?rt=1&f=C1A08C757C9E7E85E5396513519ED38ED476B4FD5489CE0A11EB1C644832F820804F5AB21A20CBB95011E3E53FB70CE493B7E0CCC3E938D85F99D7CE2EEF5716F621D1EEB5F165D52A6A4FB4BB329FBC267E0D2724F6EE95E16F0CCD59E0F7F5ED3DF6C28478BB3D92D0484246044EA6EF259513ED62D4B764C3B4DE6966F4E1AAD7CC9CDEA0AF213275DD0D0437243D3C0E8FF2EED3D3C92B799B6A284DE93E3061A481E05D42BD4188AB990E
18:00 <Digerati> 5A94C5AEB619658393871D4FDC000D410E4C951C98C2D118AF0A6E9&sz=450
19:00 <Digerati> eeek
19:00 <Digerati> sorry
19:00 <nate> ohh digi u so naughty
19:00 <beehhh> Digerati im going for a long walk will you follow me
19:00 <couleurs> golllll
20:00 <Digerati> http://images.defence.gov.au/fotoweb/Grid.fwx#Preview3
20:00 <Digerati> thats the link
20:00 <Digerati> sorry bout that
20:00 <Digerati> so gangsta !
20:00 <Digerati> bob marley gone gangsta mate !
22:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Digerati> http://www.maribyrnong.vic.gov.au/Page/Page.aspx?Page_Id=4099
23:00 <amsy> lol
24:00 <Digerati> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/plans-for-housing-at-the-former-defence-force-site-in-maribyrnong-scrapped/story-fngnvmj7-1227096166371?nk=d020a8db4af1392c901afd3f5d6be5a6
24:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
24:00 <Pieter> psgooooooore
25:00 <Digerati> that's where i smoked bongs :)
25:00 <Digerati> hehe
25:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
26:00 <nate> digi fuck me drunk, are u going to be up all night smoking
26:00 <amsy> yeag
26:00 <amsy> yeah********
27:00 <couleurs> yeeeeaaaaag
28:00 <couleurs> SHIT CUM
29:00 <BlackDevil> sleepy
30:00 <nate> picard welcome back, digi has alot to talk to you about ;D
30:00 <Mody> welcome Picard
31:00 <couleurs> omg how was that not a pen
32:00 <Picard> hello
32:00 <Mody> how was your day Picard?
32:00 <Picard> awesome
32:00 <couleurs> omgweuhafu
32:00 <amsy> lol
32:00 <amsy> oh no
32:00 <under> couleurs 0 - under 1
33:00 <Mody> what did you do?
33:00 <BlackDevil> Picard undressed me
33:00 <under> we have a winner
33:00 <couleurs> hits post, no pen
33:00 <couleurs> gay!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Digerati> triple r has good shit on tonight
34:00 <BlackDevil> and i liked it
34:00 <Digerati> have a listen
34:00 <under> lol
34:00 <under> nice game
34:00 <under> but there was too much lag
34:00 <under> we are you from?
34:00 <under> *where
34:00 <couleurs> melbourne
34:00 <under> ok
34:00 <under> that's normal tho
34:00 <couleurs> u
35:00 <Picard> had sex with BlackDevil
35:00 <Picard> and had a finger inserted in my butt
35:00 <under> italy
35:00 <couleurs> ok
36:00 <BlackDevil> yup
37:00 <couleurs> was a decent game
37:00 <couleurs> bit laggy in bits
37:00 <under> yea
38:00 <Dugnuts> hello melbourne folks
38:00 <Dugnuts> i have just moved here from perth
38:00 <couleurs> hello Dingus
38:00 <Dugnuts> it's Dugnuts
38:00 <Dugnuts> but i understand the confusion
38:00 <Dugnuts> they both have letters in them, which is obviously beyond you
38:00 <Dugnuts> oh wtf
38:00 <under> oh nice
38:00 <Dugnuts> lori is an op here too
38:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Dingus
38:00 <under> why did you move?
39:00 <doctor> well done lads
39:00 <Picard> its was awesome DoCq
39:00 <Picard> doctor
39:00 <Dugnuts> i got a job as an air traffic control trainee
39:00 <simba> hi doug nuts
39:00 <under> $/h ?
39:00 <Dugnuts> $46785 a year
39:00 <Dugnuts> as a student
40:00 <doctor> hello picard
40:00 <Picard> doctor how are you
40:00 <Digerati> someone find me a decent bmw for under 5000 on carsales :(
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Digerati> victoria :)
40:00 <Dugnuts> goes up to 78k when i finish in november
40:00 <simba> how much as a stormtrooper
40:00 <under> that's good man
40:00 <Dugnuts> you'd have to ask the emperor about that one man
40:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really know
40:00 <simba> he will know
41:00 <Digerati> pleaseeeee
41:00 <Picard> under 5000
41:00 <Picard> pmsl
41:00 <Digerati> yup
41:00 <doctor> i'm a bit sad: waiting for my pop to pass
41:00 <Picard> u might get a 1990 model
41:00 <Digerati> nice
41:00 <Picard> oh, so sorry to hear doctor
41:00 <Digerati> just need it to get local
41:00 <doctor> cheers mate
41:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
41:00 <Digerati> buying it for sister
41:00 <nate> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/boronia/cars-vans-utes/-1993-bmw-318i-sedan-well-looked-after-low-kilometres-/1068362692
41:00 <Digerati> she gets me around on it
41:00 <amsy> im the emperor
41:00 <Picard> Dugnuts thats not a lot of money considering the pressure of the job
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that explains it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Darth Vader and the Emperor tells me shit 
41:00 <Dugnuts> thats only 1st year
41:00 <Dugnuts> it goes up pretty fast Picard
41:00 <simba> apprentices are nothing
41:00 <Picard> it would want to
42:00 <couleurs> :)
42:00 <Digerati> very nice nate
42:00 <Digerati> thnx man
42:00 <Digerati> i dont drive, want it in the garage but
42:00 <Picard> how old is he?
42:00 <nate> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/dandenong/cars-vans-utes/bmw-318is-coupe/1067457855
42:00 <nate> cheap one
42:00 <Dugnuts> but from what ive learned from talking to actual controllers
42:00 <Dugnuts> most of the time it isnt that stressful
42:00 <Dugnuts> that only happens occasionally
42:00 <Maurice> Its not a lot of money considering you might get run over by a plane
43:00 <Digerati> 58
43:00 <Digerati> she already have a car
43:00 <Digerati> 50 grand bmw she have
43:00 <Digerati> curremt 2013 model
43:00 <Digerati> dont know the make
43:00 <Picard> i want a mustang
43:00 <Digerati> i will own it, she will drive it
43:00 <Dugnuts> nope
43:00 <couleurs> irc is stressfuller 
43:00 <Dugnuts> im nowhere near the planes
43:00 <Dugnuts> im in the tower
43:00 <Dugnuts> dont get run over there
43:00 <Picard> Dugnuts u wanna hope not
44:00 <Picard> if u see an A380 flying low, run like fuck'
44:00 <Dugnuts> http://www.airservicesaustralia.com/wp-content/uploads/hr-ca-0005_2012_15.pdf
44:00 <Dugnuts> page 78 of that shows the pays
44:00 <Picard> like im scrolling to page 78
45:00 <couleurs> u beautey
45:00 <Picard> does she offer you sexual favours?
45:00 <Digerati> 318i is ok
45:00 <Digerati> good site
45:00 <Digerati> thnx
45:00 <under> couleurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLkjRYQjfgE
45:00 <simba> it me
45:00 <couleurs> ok let me check 
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Pogba 2014 ● Crazy Skills & Goals ● HD (Apr 29, 2014) 10:13 - Category: Entertainment - 3,125,310 views - 12,333 likes (97.1%), 367 dislikes (2.9%)
45:00 <under> simba: look at this video 
45:00 <simba> paul pogba real madrid bound
45:00 <couleurs> yea poggy is good
45:00 <Dugnuts> so, whats happening in melbourne this weekend?
45:00 <Dugnuts> anything i should get up to?
46:00 <under> lol poggy
46:00 <couleurs> i played with juve a lot in 14 on ps3
46:00 <simba> giovinco!!!!
47:00 <Picard> hey junky
47:00 <Picard> no
47:00 <couleurs> did u no he's batotoaster's brother irl
47:00 <Dugnuts> so i went to betabar last night
47:00 <Dugnuts> anything else i should try?
48:00 <couleurs> let's all buy a 318i and smash it into a wall where they belong
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> wifey wants a Kluger
48:00 <slinky_J> junky junk
48:00 <slinky_J> heh
48:00 <Digerati> nate, they don't show the contact details
48:00 <slinky_J> sup Picard
48:00 <under> giovinco is a piece of shit
48:00 <amsy> lol i call my cat poggy sometimes
48:00 <under> now he wants money to leave 
48:00 <simba> so pay the man
49:00 <Digerati> do you need to sign up ?
49:00 <Picard> fuck all joshua
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard you better buy her that Kluger
49:00 <TokenDaRing> or she'll divorce you and go back to Vietnam
49:00 <slinky_J> mm same just got home
49:00 <slinky_J> took a mad slash xD
49:00 <nate> got a number there
49:00 <couleurs> !pricese
49:00 <Dugnuts> pay someone to leave?
49:00 <Dugnuts> sounds weird
49:00 <under> yeah, i'll get just 30$ kk in canada
49:00 <under> *he'll
49:00 <Bastardly_One> FA Cup actshun tonight
50:00 <couleurs> Brb Smoko xD
50:00 <Digerati> nate, whereabouts man ?
50:00 <Digerati> i cant see it
50:00 <Digerati> bottom or top ?
50:00 <Picard> martina hingis has till got it
50:00 <nate> top right
50:00 <slinky_J> bottom
50:00 <amsy> !piccies
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll watch Preston and Shefield United ... the rest of the matches are too uneven
51:00 <nate> u gotta login with ya gumtree account
51:00 <Picard> top
51:00 <slinky_J> if she lets me in ;D
51:00 <nate> easy to setup
51:00 <slinky_J> ;) Picard chuno wat ah meen!
51:00 <nate> picard n slinky RAWT
51:00 <Picard> nate hush
51:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Watford and Blackpool ... that might have potential too
51:00 <under> watch serie a
52:00 <TokenDaRing> guys look it's Picard http://i.imgur.com/3NroIU7.jpg
52:00 <Picard> thats B1
52:00 <nate> i would tie picard to slinkys bed no worries
52:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqKKJNy8x_o
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dario G Voices (The beach soundtrack ) Amazing! (Nov 3, 2011) 5:19 - Category: Music - 508,674 views - 1,396 likes (97.1%), 41 dislikes (2.9%)
52:00 <Picard> nate, he would root me
52:00 <slinky_J> RAWT?
52:00 <slinky_J> teh fuqua
52:00 <slinky_J> oh root
52:00 <slinky_J> we done that
52:00 <nate> scream root out ufc style
52:00 <slinky_J> filmed it
52:00 <couleurs> watch bundeslig a
52:00 <Student> are we all behaving?
52:00 <couleurs> not dumb leagues
52:00 <Bastardly_One> would be piss funny if Chelsea lost to Bradford though
52:00 <couleurs> grow a brain, moran
52:00 <under> bundesliga is not even started lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to ignore you both
53:00 <nate> its rawt:)
53:00 <slinky_J> bootlegged it
53:00 <slinky_J> we made millions in eastern europe and pissed it away on some cunt Packer's casino in America
53:00 <Picard> its ok, but u have to use a lot of lube
53:00 <slinky_J> Picard and I thought we had it made.
53:00 <nate> sounds pretty sweet
53:00 <slinky_J> In Eastern Europe we we're known as The Two Moons
53:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
53:00 <slinky_J> ;D
53:00 <Bastardly_One> philistines
53:00 <under> who
53:00 <Bastardly_One> even if every team that is decent in EPL is playing like shit this year
53:00 <Bastardly_One> My team included
53:00 <simba> bundeslig b
54:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Picard> dickhead
54:00 <Digerati> 318i what engine is that dude ? :)
54:00 <Digerati> 6 ?
54:00 <Picard> 50cc 2 stroke
54:00 <slinky_J> lols
54:00 <under> and bundesligs in boring, borussia is the last one 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh in Fifa land BVP are out of the euro final now ... *smug*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I got simmed in the second leg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> probably why we won
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <couleurs> 18 litre
55:00 <Digerati> gumtree is great for car sales
55:00 <Digerati> thnx
55:00 <Digerati> cheers
55:00 <Digerati> all i needed was my gmail to sign up
55:00 <couleurs> yep great site that 1 that's where i buy all my stuff
55:00 <couleurs> borussia b bak
55:00 <couleurs> B.B.B.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunts are on meth I reckon ... BVP
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how is a team that fast?
56:00 <Digerati> owe u one nate :)
56:00 <couleurs> -- Pieter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Scottish Football in 45 mins
57:00 <couleurs> thx nate, mate
57:00 <johninj4> The man, who has been hailed as a “super-friendly guy who went above and beyond”, bought a silver bike for $60 off a man on Smith Street, Collingwood, last week before handing it into police and posting an ad on Gumtree in an effort to find the bike’s rightful owner.
57:00 <Picard> no one cares u drug fucked cunt.
57:00 <Christopher> Lol
57:00 <doctor> grow a moran, brian
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I should watch and see how long it is before the pussies whine about the weather and cancel
57:00 <Dugnuts> oh moran?
57:00 <Dugnuts> how do you grow a moran?
57:00 <couleurs> nice 1 doctor 
57:00 <simba> grow up near a nuclear power plant
57:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't believe that Rangers and Celtic match the other day ... the snow was nothing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Rangers couldn't afford a grounds keeper is all 
58:00 <couleurs> lol
58:00 <johninj4> are you angry andy?
58:00 <couleurs> check out yahoo.com 2 D1 it's good 4 news and weather
58:00 <Digerati> wonder if there are any good mercs for under 5k
58:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
58:00 <TokenDaRing> hows it going?
58:00 <Dugnuts> unless you are a female Masai
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen more snow here in Ballarat
58:00 <simba> who cares about scottish football tho 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was cancelled
58:00 <Dugnuts> who cares about any soccer?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... Celtic are that shitty too I'd like to see Ross County maybe win
58:00 <under> guys why did you send del piero (il capitano) away?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but there are still only two teams in that league unfortunately and that's it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
59:00 <johninj4> o/
59:00 <under> you bastards haha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't bag any other team or league this year and either can you simba
59:00 <Bastardly_One> all anyone has to say is ... here's your stats for the year
00:00 <Digerati> freaks
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
00:00 <Digerati> i dont like peeping :)
00:00 <Digerati> what can i say :)
00:00 <Christopher> Hi katatonic_kate01
00:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Christopher
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
00:00 <simba> wat u spittin
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we're fucked ... told you and couleurs this would happen and you laughed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya this season was gonna be too much for us
00:00 <couleurs> yeah 8th in table is "fucked"
00:00 <simba> u sure i wasnt laughing at u talking football
00:00 <Bastardly_One> take away the injuries and we've still played bad
01:00 <Christopher> 😃
01:00 <Digerati> where the fuck is pandas ?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> with ya mum!
01:00 <Digerati> my mum is dead
01:00 <johninj4> necro!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> well.. that makes it really fucking creepy!
01:00 <Digerati> mommy i should say :)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah prolly ... you usually did back then
01:00 <couleurs> bvb are dead last instead of 2nd like usual and u don't c me complainen
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do remember you two laughing at it  
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that's BVP
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not the great Liverpool
02:00 <Digerati> wish i could live to fucking 90
02:00 <Digerati> that's how old she was :(
02:00 <Digerati> died 6 months ago
02:00 <Pieter> nite mah lil lemmings =)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan the Man is due back according to his Twitter
02:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
02:00 <under> liverpool -> europe league 
02:00 <under> juventus -> champions league
02:00 <couleurs> i guess you don't know bvb and lfc are sister clubs yet...
02:00 <under> manchester united -> ??
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bold prediction under 
03:00 <Digerati> good life in a way
03:00 <Digerati> would love to see computers when i am 90
03:00 <Digerati> by then we will have good AI
03:00 <Digerati> not like the shit we have now
03:00 <Digerati> in 40 years
03:00 <simba> yea but juve buys a CL spot every year 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, nuh? really? you don't say
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly so do Chelsea I reckon
03:00 <Bastardly_One> too right simba
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an interesting article on that by the Google head honcho
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the net will become non existent
04:00 <Picard> oh the oracle is back
04:00 <Digerati> no need for keyboard or mouse
04:00 <Digerati> no need for touch
04:00 <Digerati> just say it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you will be that wired up with tech you will walk into a completely IPed up room
04:00 <Digerati> computer activate windows
04:00 <Bastardly_One> where you interact with everything in the room via tech
04:00 <Digerati> windows activated
04:00 <doctor> your mate simba http://i.imgur.com/IIMKXbQ.gif
04:00 <simba> noddy07
04:00 <under> simba: what do you mean?
05:00 <slinky_J> yyeeeah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so the net will be intergrated into your life in such a way it won't exist as such
05:00 <slinky_J> I love this coopers Stout man
05:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting little article
05:00 <slinky_J> watching The Drop again
05:00 <slinky_J> `seen Mody
05:00 <Digerati> it will respond to a drunken fuck
05:00 <slinky_J> !seen Mody
05:00 <Digerati> or even a person with cerebral palsy
05:00 <slinky_J> oh ey there you are ahah
05:00 <Digerati> windows now is neanderthal stage
05:00 <Digerati> wait till it gets cro magnum
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you mean what does he mean?
05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNtuW0NOw-M
05:00 <simba> ask b1
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: YNWA for the 96 in Dortmund (Apr 16, 2014) 3:37 - Category: Sports - 165,853 views - 1,606 likes (98.8%), 19 dislikes (1.2%)
05:00 <Student> simba is mating with that guy in the photo?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like Chelsea ... they buy their way into shit 
05:00 <Digerati> simba, tell me if this is worth it man http://www.homegreekhome.com/en/sale_Apartment_Center__Neos_Kosmos_-l2778627?ref=searchListViewLD#anchor-details
05:00 <couleurs> their u go
05:00 <Digerati> please
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there ... I just explained it 
05:00 <Digerati> it's only 100k aud
05:00 <Digerati> or below
05:00 <under> hey Digerati 
05:00 <Digerati> hey under
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Juventis can play shit and get into cups ... so can chelsea ... money honey
06:00 <slinky_J> Mody, I watched Gone Girl today, phwoarrr! Great film and I don't like Affleck :P
06:00 <Digerati> i think in 100 years computers will be near human intelligence
06:00 <Bastardly_One> where did I see that?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> john
06:00 <Digerati> AI is good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you got rt up? I think I saw that on RT
06:00 <Digerati> it's in the heart of the city simba
06:00 <Student> only 100k , too cheap 
06:00 <Picard> cumstain
06:00 <Digerati> hi student
06:00 <Student> hello Digerati
06:00 <Digerati> i like the apartment
06:00 <Digerati> all marble
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Picard ... unlike you I don't get into sharing people's pics and info ... even if it is a pic of Skirmish's son
06:00 <Student> how is your red thing?
06:00 <under> Digerati: just 50 k? what?
06:00 <Student> marble is very cheap in here 
06:00 <Digerati> 50k euro mate
07:00 <Digerati> computer looks at face and see's expression and mood
07:00 <Digerati> all about the programming
07:00 <Digerati> sensors
07:00 <couleurs> yeh but n e 1 4 FiFa?
07:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
07:00 <Digerati> fifa sucks dude, i like MWF
07:00 <under> oh in athens ok
07:00 <Student> yeah i have seen 50k euro 
07:00 <Picard> pmsl
07:00 <Student> must have cheap neighbourhood or something 
07:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One trying to take the moral high ground
07:00 <Picard> jerking off to the pic are u?
07:00 <Digerati> i kind of like it
07:00 <Student> cool 
07:00 <Digerati> it needs to be painted but
07:00 <under> why do you want to buy an apartment in athens?
07:00 <Student> how much is the paint job ?
07:00 <Digerati> i am greek
08:00 <couleurs> you sucks
08:00 <couleurs> stupid old man shut up
08:00 <Digerati> can you get fifa on xbox ?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball will B1 play couleurs in Fifa tonight?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will B1 play couleurs in Fifa tonight??? Most likely.!!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn 8ball
08:00 <couleurs> told u
08:00 <Mody> `8ball is Bastardly_One bisexual?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One bisexual??? I like to think so.!!
08:00 <slinky_J> b1 put on a wig
08:00 <slinky_J> we need a nice girl in chat tonight.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Picard> B1 takes it any way he can get it
08:00 <couleurs> i'm a nice girl
08:00 <Digerati> mostly aussie
08:00 <Student> Petrol center heating
08:00 <Digerati> will die an aussie in greece :)
08:00 <under> oh ok, you have relatives there?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stop pushing it tard and read what I said 
08:00 <Digerati> yes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
08:00 <under> ok
08:00 <Digerati> i think it aint bad
08:00 <Digerati> seperate bedroom to
08:00 <Student> issue is, it is show case price, you can always give your own price , may be 30k Euros
08:00 <Digerati> it aint a studio
09:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is being abusive and not acceptable
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I hae no comeback to that slinky
09:00 <Picard> no rules in his sexual desires
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *hae
09:00 <slinky_J> ay Mody my mum told me she's gonna watch The Drop tonight
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *have 
09:00 <Mody> `8ball is Picard an old dog
09:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard an old dog?? 37 years
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm watching it again 'cause it was on my mind all day
09:00 <Mody> yeh man do it
09:00 <Mody> so good
09:00 <slinky_J> gone girl had a sweet twist
09:00 <slinky_J> see it commin' but still aces.
09:00 <Picard> `8ball is Bastardly_One into animals
09:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One into animals?? Maybe.!!
09:00 <Mody> i give my dad a better copy i think he will find no problems with this usb
09:00 <slinky_J> yeah
09:00 <Mody> really u saw it coming?
09:00 <slinky_J> yer
09:00 <Mody> fucking gone girl flipped me out
09:00 <Student> how many bedrooms in that ?
09:00 <Skirmish> lol picard has been trying to get a rise out of me by ripping off my son for the past hour.
09:00 <Digerati> 1
09:00 <Student> 1 is bit smallish 
09:00 <Student> lift has been installed ?
09:00 <Digerati> yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, call it what you will ... I call it a bit of your own back ... you love trying to have the upper hand with personal info on people and shit 
09:00 <Student> how much do you have in your pocket?
09:00 <Dugnuts> ripping off?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
09:00 <Digerati> i think the prices are very damn good
09:00 <Dugnuts> how?
10:00 <slinky_J> I've seen a lot of films and read a lot of books bro
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I told my mum to watch a movie once ... she will never do that again ... it was Meet the Feebles
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <Mody> until it was her i thought fuck this affleck rubbish
10:00 <slinky_J> 2 things
10:00 <slinky_J> waiting for the infidelity to arise
10:00 <Mody> yeh i seen many too but i never try to figure it out i just like to enjoy and forget what it could be
10:00 <couleurs> i told my mom 2 fifa but she didn't
10:00 <slinky_J> and waiting for past to come to present
10:00 <slinky_J> then you know
10:00 <Mody> yeh
10:00 <slinky_J> mm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, your mum sucks 
10:00 <slinky_J> downloaded like 8 movies today aha
10:00 <Mody> `8ball did Picards wife fuck a tranny?
10:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: did Picards wife fuck a tranny??? All signs point to yes.!!
10:00 <Mody> what movies?
10:00 <Digerati> enough student
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it sums up what most think of him 
10:00 <Digerati> enough to buy that
10:00 <Student> do not think it is rip off , eyeing the Greece economy 
10:00 <Digerati> greek economy has never been good since the turks :)
10:00 <Student> one would say it would be half the price in a year or so 
10:00 <Digerati> needless to say but
10:00 <Student> i am saying this because i am eyeing the re-sale value
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, I hadn't clicked until right now 
11:00 <Picard> `8ball is Bastardly_One a predator?
11:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One a predator??? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
11:00 <Picard> pmsl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it means ask of yourself
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
11:00 <Picard> `8ball is Bastardly_One a drug fucked moron?
11:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One a drug fucked moron??? Not bloody likely.!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> owned by 8ball you sad cunt
11:00 <Bastardly_One> twice
11:00 <johninj4> ahahaha
11:00 <Picard> `8ball is Bastardly_One a ped?
11:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One a ped??? Answer hazy.!!
11:00 <johninj4> that is a question you should ask yourself
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 times now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going
11:00 <Digerati> heaps of brits living in athens
11:00 <Picard> nuffy
11:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: The picture was linked into a public channel. He has no personal info on me. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how does Ethan look downie? ... ok then Picard if you say so 
11:00 <Student> can you ask how much rent you get if you buy and put it on rent?
11:00 <Digerati> about 200aud a week
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks WAY different without his glasses
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but hardly downie in the slightest
11:00 <Student> what are 200aud in euros?
12:00 <couleurs> yer man gone girl kept me awake 4 2 days thinken me gf was a phsychopath Hahaha!!!!!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> `8ball am i awesome?
12:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: am i awesome??? Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
12:00 <couleurs> harry up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball considering I payed up ... am I fucking awesome or what?
12:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: considering I payed up ... am I fucking awesome or what??? Only one question please!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
12:00 <Mody> `8ball is katatonic_kate up for sex?
12:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is katatonic_kate up for sex??? Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.!!
12:00 <Digerati> 100 euro let's say
12:00 <Digerati> oops
12:00 <Digerati> that aint right
12:00 <Student> yes
12:00 <Student> what is right then
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, regardless of what I just said ... he does that eh?
12:00 <Digerati> it's the other way round
12:00 <Digerati> but i aint confused
12:00 <under> NSFW https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10407215_10205266600005136_2405059771524446012_n.jpg?oh=d69aba81d0152da2172db99247acc7a9&oe=5565DA09&__gda__=1432173820_d2b1f2487f015cf04b1cef39906a8b3d
12:00 <Student> like 200 euros?
12:00 <Dugnuts> heh
12:00 <Student> :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball am I God like?
13:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: am I God like??? Yes.!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya I was payed up
13:00 <Mody> lol
13:00 <Mody> did you offer it free sex?
13:00 <Picard> `8ball is Bastardly_One into anal sex?
13:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One into anal sex??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
13:00 <stebie> :O jap
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I told it ChanOP puts out
13:00 <nate> lucky girl
13:00 <under> euro is very weak in this period
13:00 <Digerati> no 100 euros is 200aud
13:00 <Digerati> ballpark
13:00 <Digerati> could be less
13:00 <under> it's 1.14 american dollars
13:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Much like you constantly reminding the channel you know where Christopher and Pieter live. Like that? 
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> have I ever stated it though?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> or to anyone else in pm?
13:00 <Digerati> euro is stronger than american
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I won't either 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ChanOP has had it in for me since I ditched her for sluttydrop
14:00 <Bastardly_One> who then left me :(
14:00 <stebie> bye japan, thanks for coming!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
14:00 <Picard> `8ball is Bastardly_One into anal fisting?
14:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One into anal fisting??? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> YOU ARE ALL COOL 
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> BELIEVE ME
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed that ... what was the scores stebie?
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> IF I CALL YOU ALL COOL ITS TRUE ! 
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i want my
14:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, 1-1 after extra time
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> mrrrrrrrr mateyyyyyyyyy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to be reminded of any game that's not EPL it seems
14:00 <Skirmish> Is that having the upper hand with personal info? 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shut them both up occassionaly though
14:00 <Digerati> pound is stronger than euro
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard seems to think it is 
14:00 <Student> 400 Euros for a month that will equate to 8% value calculated at 50000 Euros
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only he gathers mostly public posts
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sad really
14:00 <Digerati> yen is the strongest of all offcourse
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he couldn't wait to show me 
14:00 <Digerati> nice math student
14:00 <Student> seems pretty good if they are people who can afford 400 Euros a month 
14:00 <Digerati> thnx
14:00 <Digerati> ex tax as well
14:00 <under> Digerati: 2 years ago, euro was 1.5 $.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
15:00 <stebie> 4-4 after first bout of penalttes
15:00 <Mody> `8ball is Pieter`Mr_Matey lonely?
15:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Pieter`Mr_Matey lonely??? Answer hazy.!!
15:00 <stebie> *penalties
15:00 <stebie> then 5-4
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> stevenn
15:00 <Bastardly_One> WHOA!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebie
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> HALP!
15:00 <stebie> yeah, honda skied the first kick
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been great to watch 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> o crap I thought you were in asd
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> need to find out the pw for this nick
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so I can run my chan
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx for not leaving it <3 u baebz
15:00 <Student> how is the real state growing in that area of the flat?
15:00 <Digerati> thats 2 years ago man
15:00 <Digerati> it is central
15:00 <Digerati> heart of athens
15:00 <Student> yeah that is why it is getting that much rent
15:00 <Digerati> albanians live in slums
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you all better stfu right now 
15:00 <Student> but i would be concerned about how much the market is growing out there 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where you all live
15:00 <Digerati> no albanian would rent that
15:00 <Digerati> too expensive for them
16:00 <Mody> the password is sex
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you were a woman
16:00 <johninj4> IT’S the stuff of nightmares. Children as young as seven turned into cold-blooded killers
16:00 <stebie> ;/
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> or a really pretty guy
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkers in asd on a lunch break or somethin?
16:00 <stebie> yeah, iran vs iraq was epic, too
16:00 <stebie> 1-1 after ft, 3-3 after et
16:00 <Bastardly_One> right, you people can't take warnings ... I'm visting you all 
16:00 <Digerati> 1 million albanians in greece
16:00 <Digerati> not being racist, but most of the fuckwits are on the dole
16:00 <Dugnuts> you dont know where i live
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh, ask BlackDevil when he wakes up?
17:00 <couleurs> but i wanted japan 2 win :(
17:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, damn ... but like I said, I need even reminding when a-league is on it seems ... yet I always seem to know when EPL games are on
17:00 <stebie> same
17:00 <stebie> jokes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I repeat ... damn
17:00 <Digerati> dugnuts, AHTCC know :)
17:00 <under> here in italy there is a lot of albanians
17:00 <Bastardly_One> says whom? 
17:00 <Digerati> italy and greece man
17:00 <Dugnuts> i made sure of that by lying on all my official forms :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a triple agent
17:00 <Digerati> they became refugees from 1991
17:00 <Digerati> since kosovo crisis
17:00 <Dugnuts> im using mobile internt Digerati
18:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, get an app that you can look at / tells you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to rely on my mind 
18:00 <Picard> and stupid
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf am I thinking eh? ... relying on *that* ?
18:00 <nate> and sexy
18:00 <Student> a lot many ukranians and russian might migrate there too 
18:00 <Digerati> paying for yugoslavias bullshit
18:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose they could find me
18:00 <Dugnuts> but i can move!
18:00 <Dugnuts> mwaahahahahahaha
18:00 <Digerati> but i can see myself living in athens
18:00 <Digerati> die in peace
18:00 <Digerati> in a shithole
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts clearly doesn't know about field agents ... you can't hide
18:00 <Digerati> with all the greek assholes
18:00 <Digerati> i am greek after all :) rofl
18:00 <Dugnuts> oh i know, i also know they dont care about me
18:00 <Dugnuts> im a good citizen
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nate needs new vision ... clearly
19:00 <Digerati> dugnuts, they know all :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon you must just turn into a fuckhead when you become middle aged and Greek
19:00 <Bastardly_One> all the younger ones I know aren't this retarded
19:00 <Dugnuts> then they know how awesome i am
19:00 <Bastardly_One> all the ones over a certain age seem to be though
19:00 <Digerati> my codename is the punisher
19:00 <Dugnuts> and the more people who know that, the better the world will be
19:00 <Digerati> and i punish myself with a bottle of wild turkey
20:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, will make you a deal
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if I beat BVP over 4 nil
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll play 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon I might have a chance in career
20:00 <couleurs> bvp!!!!!!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Picard> answering 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:20] <Digerati> my codename is the punisher (of his own penis by how much he flogs it)
20:00 <under> bb
20:00 <Dugnuts> your clock is fast Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> your's is slow
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on net time m8
20:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
20:00 <Dugnuts> so am I
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's weird
21:00 <Christopher>  The only way is up
21:00 <Christopher> Lol
21:00 <Digerati> triple r is the coolest it's ever been tonight
21:00 <Digerati> someone what the track is
21:00 <Digerati> what kind of genre
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's the champions cup quarter final
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I did it again just then to be sure
21:00 <Dugnuts> i just updated, seems i was about 30 seconds slow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:21] <Bastardly_One> I did it again just then to be sure
21:00 <Dugnuts> weird
21:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
21:00 <Dugnuts> right now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> phone or lappy?
21:00 <Digerati> prolly the rtc dognuts
21:00 <Digerati> battery for rtc
21:00 <Digerati> nothing to worry about
21:00 <Dugnuts> im on my desktop mang
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lappies can lose time and nothing to do with the battery or whatever
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just happens
21:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah weird
22:00 <Digerati> i want to downlload it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was another cup ... nice
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz stebie YOU CANT PM ME RIGHT NOW IM BEEZY
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
22:00 <Digerati> someone tell me what the track is on triple r
22:00 <Digerati> triple r melbourne
22:00 <Bastardly_One> only time I will win against BVP is playing the AI 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My currrent team are fucking great
22:00 <Digerati> sounds like acid trance
22:00 <Dugnuts> well, the cmos battery is deaded
22:00 <Student> i am chatting with some one from perth, who says he is half wog and do nothing for living
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lappies can do it for no reason but
22:00 <Digerati> there you go
22:00 <Dugnuts> so when the power goes out bleh
22:00 <Digerati> i knew before you said it
22:00 <Digerati> rtc is connected to cmos
22:00 <Dugnuts> but the power hasnt gone out
22:00 <Digerati> it dont matter
22:00 <Dugnuts> and i updated the time a couple of days ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts guess that'll do it 
22:00 <Digerati> no battery, no rtc
22:00 <Digerati> the battery powers the rtc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Vidal and Khendira are like super interceptors
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the HSVs of football
23:00 <Picard> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=ana+ivanovic+instagram&biw=1008&bih=456&tbm=isch&imgil=RqHdZlmbs0VwGM%253A%253Ba3uOdIuZuWzW-M%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.tennisearth.com%25252Fnews%25252FtennisNews%25252FAna-Ivanovics-hot-photo-shoot-141308.htm&source=iu&pf=m&fir=RqHdZlmbs0VwGM%253A%252Ca3uOdIuZuWzW-M%252C_&usg=__0jNZ2kg6D5IC4Dhq2dWienm-Qe4%3D&ved=0CDMQyjc&ei=Kj3CVPXZLIvq8gX65IG4Dg#imgdii=_&imgrc=RqHdZlmbs0VwGM%253A%3Ba3uOdIuZuWzW-M%3Bhtt
23:00 <Picard> oops
23:00 <Digerati> holy fuck dude :)
23:00 <Digerati> that's longer than mine before
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this clown 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so busy talking he doesn't read
23:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose i should get a new battery
23:00 <Digerati> your fucked dude
23:00 <Dugnuts> but bleh
23:00 <Digerati> nah dude
23:00 <Digerati> your fucked
23:00 <Digerati> hahaha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you just said the cmos battery is dead and know what is going on 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and still has to go on 
23:00 <Digerati> desolder it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you're fucked 
23:00 <Digerati> and replace it
24:00 <Picard> sorry
24:00 <Digerati> i done it heaps of times before i went blind
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just tell him you're aware of the issue
24:00 <Bastardly_One> must have me on ignore still
24:00 <Digerati> on many desktops
24:00 <Dugnuts> i know how to do it
24:00 <Dugnuts> i just cbf
24:00 <Digerati> try to get a brandname
24:00 <Digerati> not cheap shit
24:00 <Digerati> dont know what batterys are good
25:00 <Picard> http://www.caughtoffside.com/2015/01/21/wow-ten-photos-of-hot-bastian-schweinsteiger-wag-ana-ivanovic/
25:00 <Digerati> duracell ?
25:00 <Digerati> fucked if i know
25:00 <Digerati> doh
25:00 <Dugnuts> i think its time to move on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
25:00 <Bastardly_One> can you tell him to stfu please?
25:00 <Digerati> ok dognuts
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
26:00 <Dugnuts> at my place im getting screwed by the nbn
26:00 <Bastardly_One> most of my street has it but my section of the street
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Dugnuts> being in a multi dwelling premises it connects a bit differently
26:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
26:00 <Dugnuts> and when they turned it on there was an error
26:00 <Dugnuts> so they ahve been looking for it for 5 months or so
26:00 <Bastardly_One> who through?
27:00 <Dugnuts> nbnco
27:00 <Dugnuts> its not active yet
27:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
27:00 <Dugnuts> they are still looking for the issue
27:00 <Dugnuts> and i dont have a phoneline in this place
27:00 <Dugnuts> and since its an nbn area i cant get one
27:00 <Dugnuts> so i cant get nbn
27:00 <Dugnuts> cant get adsl
27:00 <Digerati> looks like they got some kind of fucking body coroporate on greek apartments that dont allow fixing the bathrooms
27:00 <Dugnuts> cant get anything until they fix the fucking problem
27:00 <Digerati> bathrooms in greece are 50's
27:00 <Digerati> unchanged
28:00 <Picard> Loof
28:00 <Picard> did u kill your wife?
28:00 <johninj4> bastians ride
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what? the box on your wall should work fine
28:00 <Dugnuts> its not active yet Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh but you can't get a normal line 
28:00 <Dugnuts> and they havent done the inside installation yet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha
28:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep got it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
28:00 <Student> are there no girl for sex in perth? half wog claims that for him 
28:00 <Dugnuts> what?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this city can still do both which is good
29:00 <couleurs> =p
29:00 <johninj4> he's pug ugly
29:00 <johninj4> but very wealthy
29:00 <johninj4> so i guess that works
29:00 <Dugnuts> well if i already had a phone line it wouldnt be a problem
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but if we're entirely covered which I think is the plan 
29:00 <Dugnuts> but someone ripped it out before i moved in
29:00 <Bastardly_One> then the same issue will ensue
29:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> now I am following completely
29:00 <Dugnuts> luckily i got a new phone with vodafone
30:00 <Digerati> i wonder if they can make a pot out of 10mm steel
30:00 <johninj4> sure
30:00 <Digerati> how ?
30:00 <Dugnuts> and for the first 2 months all the data is free
30:00 <Dugnuts> no limits
30:00 <Dugnuts> :D
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I use them too 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but totally different plan and a really old cheap plan 
30:00 <Dugnuts> i was on a $30 plan
30:00 <Dugnuts> moved up to a $40
30:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I rape them for data and nothing they can do :D
30:00 <Bastardly_One> $50 a mth
30:00 <Dugnuts> 2 months of free internets
30:00 <Dugnuts> and i have been hammering the crap out of it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> unlimitted calls aust wide, free text world wide
31:00 <Digerati> it's so thick man
31:00 <johninj4> only 1cm
31:00 <johninj4> you could even bore it out of you wanted
31:00 <Bastardly_One> geez Bad Religion were a great band once 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that 
31:00 <johninj4> they would just fold it around
31:00 <johninj4> i'de think
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and free net though I am not meant to have that bit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so I am sparing with it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> only use it when this POS goes down
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're heaps better than their rep yeah?
32:00 <Digerati> how thick can titanium steel get to ?
32:00 <Digerati> titanium don't rust right ?
32:00 <Digerati> its like stainless ?
32:00 <johninj4> aluminium doesn't either
32:00 <Digerati> i want to buy it as a gift to a chef
32:00 <Digerati> handmade
32:00 <Dugnuts>  ive never really had problems with them
32:00 <Loof> it's funny how all the senses work better when you're under threat
32:00 <Dugnuts> i know other poeple have
32:00 <Loof> i can smell everything lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not had one issue with them in 5 plus years
33:00 <Digerati> even 20mm then titanium steel pot
33:00 <Digerati> spend like 500
33:00 <Digerati> she would enjoy that
33:00 <Digerati> very heavy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not exactly how long to be sure
33:00 <British^Meat> Christ....
33:00 <Dugnuts> i was with 3 before vodafone bought them out
33:00 <British^Meat> can you tell him to stfu please?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's definitely been a long time
33:00 <Dugnuts> ok loof, what threat are you under?
33:00 <Fez> Need tofind a job icandofromhome
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 were awesome ... I was never on them but my best friend was ... he got sweet deals
33:00 <Dugnuts> who British^Meat?
34:00 <Christopher> I c
34:00 <couleurs> bvp!!!!!!!
34:00 <Digerati> hi chris
34:00 <Christopher> Bro
34:00 <Christopher> Lol
34:00 <Digerati> chefs need the best shit
34:00 <Digerati> better off with handmade german steel
34:00 <johninj4> it would probably be not that practical for the kitchen
34:00 <Digerati> buy the steel from germany
34:00 <johninj4> just get a fancy pot
34:00 <Digerati> and make it here
34:00 <johninj4> there are tonnes
34:00 <Christopher> I need make more food now
34:00 <Digerati> nah dude, i want something genuine
34:00 <Student> ha ha , this wog thinks i am girl 
34:00 <British^Meat> the anus B1
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have some tissues twat bat
34:00 <British^Meat> he's blog enough already
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and shut up
34:00 <Dugnuts> tell him yourself
34:00 <British^Meat> good idea
34:00 <British^Meat> yo, Bastardly_One
34:00 <British^Meat> Shut the fuck up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no twat bat
34:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to idling 
34:00 <Fez> B1 being a rude cunt again?
35:00 <johninj4> i don't know what it's heat properties are like
35:00 <Digerati> i can engrave my name and the makers name on it
35:00 <johninj4> for cooking
35:00 <Digerati> and say i designed it
35:00 <Digerati> something genuine
35:00 <johninj4> might take ages to heat up/cool down
35:00 <johninj4> and be heavy as fuck to wash/store
35:00 <johninj4> but yeh
35:00 <johninj4> be a cool ashtray
35:00 <Digerati> haha
35:00 <Digerati> yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> usually when someone speaks to you then you speak back 
35:00 <British^Meat> he sure is
35:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry for having a conversation idiot
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up twat bat
35:00 <Fez> Oh well
35:00 <British^Meat> lol calm down
35:00 <Fez> Its consistant
35:00 <Dugnuts> he was being fine
35:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno what you guys have a problem with
35:00 <Fez> Was
36:00 <Digerati> what the fuck is this genre today on triple r man
36:00 <Digerati> i love it
36:00 <johninj4> why did alan jones attack the liberals?
36:00 <johninj4> that is pretty odd
36:00 <Bastardly_One> must have sad lives to concentrate on me all the time
36:00 <Dugnuts> right
36:00 <Bastardly_One> keep goin' ... just affirms my opinions of certain of you stronger
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you are all actually bullying ... all it does is make my opinions of certain of you stronger in my mind 
37:00 <johninj4> only in qld though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
37:00 <British^Meat> "all the time"
37:00 <British^Meat> lol, total panda
37:00 <Fez> He hasme onignore he reckons so meh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously must have a sad and boring life twat bat
37:00 <British^Meat> thats ok B1 when u say shit like that it makes everyone realise how far your head is up your ass
37:00 <Dugnuts> alright
38:00 <Skirmish> He hates Newman.
38:00 <Skirmish> Everyone hates Newman. 
38:00 <British^Meat> Days i get constantly attacked per week..... 0
38:00 <British^Meat> days Bastardly_One gets attacked per week............
38:00 <British^Meat> insert a number mate
38:00 <Bastardly_One> as I posted 
38:00 <Fez> 999+
39:00 <johninj4> yeh goign to be interesting, labor almost got wiped out in qld last election
39:00 <johninj4> just barely managed to keep party status
39:00 <Digerati> winfield rollies suck, but i like em
39:00 <Bastardly_One> "When hell freezes over!" ... well, guess what? It's happened!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/1471961_618632211516661_1100342098_n.jpg?oh=a0fa760f2869b200ab79678bd5e6bd94&oe=552B3B22
39:00 <Digerati> neighbour gave it to me today
39:00 <Digerati> love her :)
39:00 <Fez> ?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you are all actually bullying ... all it does is make my opinions of certain of you stronger in my mind 
39:00 <Dugnuts> glad to see assholes are still universal
39:00 <British^Meat> lol i know B1, and its a total crack up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it Dugnuts
39:00 <Skirmish> You're being arrogant British^Meat
39:00 <British^Meat> apparently so
39:00 <British^Meat> :)
39:00 <Dugnuts> my advice is stop feeding them Bastardly_One
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and here comes their "leader" ... 
39:00 <Fez> Lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll speak when I want Dugnuts ... it's a chat channel
39:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if i'll get attacked 2moro
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
39:00 <British^Meat> doubt it..
39:00 <Fez> Leader
40:00 <johninj4> haha b1
40:00 <Picard> any who votes labor needs fucking in the arse with barbwire
40:00 <Skirmish> Newman is gone. Between abbott and another story in the paper about doing favours for donors he has to be fucked.
40:00 <Digerati> any who vote liberal need it up the bum as well
40:00 <couleurs> bvp!!!!!!!
40:00 <johninj4> yeah he had coruption stories hanging around before he even got in
40:00 <Digerati> vote independant, not greens, not democrats not nationaks
40:00 <johninj4> doing favours for inlaws
40:00 <johninj4> he was lord mayor in bris for a while
40:00 <Dugnuts> thats not what i meant
40:00 <Skirmish> That's how it works British^Meat. You're always going to be wrong.
40:00 <Dugnuts> nm
40:00 <Fez> Hope on the bandwagon b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah nm alright ... because that's all it is 
40:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter what I type
40:00 <British^Meat> like i take anything on board that mong says
40:00 <British^Meat> i love it
40:00 <simba> <Dugnuts> my advice is stop feeding them Bastardly_One - thats what i said
40:00 <Fez> I hope he got all hisdb friends back
41:00 <Digerati> votes that dont go to liberal or labor
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucking cock more like it!
41:00 <Picard> lol independant
41:00 <johninj4> it's his ant bikie laws that really fucked him up
41:00 <Digerati> fuck yeah picard
41:00 <Digerati> least it is a change man
41:00 <johninj4> seemed a tad draconian
41:00 <Digerati> it might be little picard, but it grows
41:00 <Skirmish> yeah they have not made him any friends. I notice a lot of people comment that he is making QLD a police state. 
41:00 <Digerati> get rid of the fucking monarchy
41:00 <johninj4> yeh trying too
41:00 <simba> if u got nothin 2 eat u go hunrgy.. let teh niggas go hungry
41:00 <Fez> Fb*
41:00 <Skirmish> simba: The niggaz are getting fat. 
41:00 <British^Meat> i like cheddar shapes
42:00 <Picard> what use in an independant who doesnt hold a balance of power?
42:00 <Skirmish> He comes out and announces if they vote him back in he will put more cops on the street. lol His campaign director needs to be fired. 
42:00 <johninj4> an independant can control the way the parliament votes
42:00 <johninj4> they can hold more power than most
42:00 <Digerati> yes john
42:00 <Digerati> like obama for example
42:00 <Picard> only if they hold the balance of power
42:00 <Digerati> his right john :(
42:00 <Picard> otherwise they are useless
42:00 <Dugnuts> cant beat bbq
42:00 <Loof> mmm bb1
42:00 <Loof> bbq*
42:00 <Dugnuts> although they dont have as much red stuff as when i was a kid
42:00 <Digerati> nice way to blow yourself in greece, with petrol central heating
43:00 <Digerati> damn
43:00 <Skirmish> Australia needs to remain a as we are in a political sense. Moving towards independence will just see us with the same horrirfic problems as the US do with their senate. 
43:00 <Picard> correct
43:00 <Digerati> picard, if we rid the queen, and get a new constitution it will be better
43:00 <Digerati> better laws
43:00 <Picard> how?
43:00 <johninj4> we need someone to keep an eye over us if we voted abbott in
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Victoria is or recently was, held ransom to one independent ... from Frankston I believe
43:00 <Skirmish> lol that's no guarentee. 
43:00 <johninj4> clearly
43:00 <Digerati> bring back death penalty for 1st degree murder and terrorists
43:00 <Skirmish> What better laws Digerati? 
43:00 <Digerati> light a match
43:00 <Digerati> boom !
43:00 <amsy> i like cheds better B^M
44:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One he wasnt an independant when he was voted in
44:00 <Digerati> no need for any other offence
44:00 <Digerati> just that
44:00 <Picard> he left the coalition and became independant, and fucked everything
44:00 <Picard> jeff shaw
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, total dick by the way ... lemme guess ... oh really?
44:00 <Digerati> 1st degree murder needs death penalty
44:00 <Skirmish> Even if Australia became a republic we wouldn't bring in the death penalty. Society isn't going to change overnight. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I automatically thought Labour
44:00 <johninj4> that guy from frankston got done for using taxpayer funds for personal use
44:00 <johninj4> hardly held anyone to ransom
44:00 <johninj4> neither party wanted him
44:00 <johninj4> tar baby
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems labor
44:00 <Digerati> unless there is a plee of insanity offcourse
44:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm nice
44:00 <British^Meat> they're all sort of powdery
45:00 <Digerati> like it was provoked
45:00 <couleurs> bvp!!!!!!!
45:00 <Christopher> Bvp
45:00 <Bastardly_One> john he did though ... Picard knows what I am on about but maybe he remembers more to elaborate
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think Picard would of commented unless he knows what I am waffling about 
45:00 <johninj4> what did he do to fuck things up?
45:00 <Digerati> the death penalty did work in Australia a long time ago
45:00 <johninj4> other than tarnish napthines image
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but wish I could elaborate ... didn't take much notice of the story on him to be honest
45:00 <Skirmish> I think I have OD'd on shapes at some stage. I just can't eat them anymore. 
45:00 <Dugnuts> you guys have no taste
45:00 <Dugnuts> its bbq or nothing!
45:00 <British^Meat> cheese and bacon ones get pretty tiring after a while
46:00 <Digerati> in the 60's
46:00 <Picard> now we have a fucking muppet union man who is so fucking corrupt the state is fucked
46:00 <johninj4> i am labor but honestly napthine was far better than the guy that got in for labor
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure man ... they wanted him gone though as he held something over them to do with seats of power or some shit 
46:00 <Digerati> kept humans in fear and low crime
46:00 <johninj4> he seemed to have no fucking idea
46:00 <Digerati> crime would drop with death penalty
46:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly can't remember the story if you payed me 
46:00 <Digerati> put fear in the hearts of people
46:00 <Digerati> fear of the law
46:00 <Picard> napthine couldnt govern because of shaw
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bbq are the only ones left with flavour I think 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the pizza ones are really bland now 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and they used to rock
47:00 <johninj4> he lost his majority
47:00 <johninj4> eh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what was the actual deal?
47:00 <Christopher> Hmm whAt to eat now
47:00 <Picard> he  didnt have the numbers
47:00 <Digerati> am i wrong guys ?
47:00 <johninj4> he got done for using the car allowance for private use
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was right and that's all the ransom was?
47:00 <Christopher> Yep
47:00 <Picard> shaw got woteva he asked for for frankston, otherwise he could of over thrown the coalition
47:00 <Digerati> :(
47:00 <British^Meat> :)
47:00 <Loof> i liked them better when they fried them
47:00 <Dugnuts> ....
47:00 <Loof> just not the same baked
47:00 <Dugnuts> theyve always been baked
47:00 <Dugnuts> not fried
47:00 <Loof> no
47:00 <Dugnuts> well
47:00 <Dugnuts> since the mid 90s anyway
47:00 <amsy> Skirmish i did that with some yoghurt covered biscuits aa a kid
47:00 <Dugnuts> that was their advertising thing
47:00 <Loof> yeah mid 90s is when they started bakng them
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I don't read stuff totally ... especially in the Age
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I remember it but skipped it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the Age are as left as I am 
48:00 <Picard> the coalition couldnt govern as an elected party should
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and bias in it too 
48:00 <Digerati> vasectomy for pedos
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I skipped the story thinking it was right bashing
48:00 <Picard> he used his tax payer car to do a delivery to adelaide from his harware store
48:00 <Bastardly_One> from adelaide?
48:00 <Dugnuts> "Baked, not fried"
48:00 <Loof> yep
48:00 <amsy> to the point now that i have nightmares of one being stuck under the microwave and seeing it there makes me feel sick
48:00 <Student> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> un-flaccid
48:00 <amsy> 20 years later
48:00 <amsy> lol
48:00 <Loof> wish that was the scariest thing that happened to me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's plain fucking cheeky that is 
49:00 <couleurs> i'm cheeky
49:00 <Picard> from frankston to adelaide
49:00 <amsy> lol 
50:00 <johninj4> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if NXT will make any difference 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> would be good if it does
50:00 <johninj4> he did come across as a smug cunt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but no other new party has so far
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only seen the pic I remember from memory from the story in the Age ... he seems like a typical cashed up bogan to me 
50:00 <Dugnuts> i remember when i was 19 i bought a carton of shapes
50:00 <amsy> not really the scariest thing to happen to me... but for some reason they just stuck with me
50:00 <Dugnuts> and it was my primary food for like 2 weeks
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard is a cashed up bogan 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance
51:00 <johninj4> andrews backflipped and then backflipped again
51:00 <Picard> he was a thug
51:00 <johninj4> scary now he has power
51:00 <Picard> andrews will fuck the economy
51:00 <Picard> its started already
51:00 <Bastardly_One> look at his Federal leader?
51:00 <Picard> ambos got what they wanted
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound surprised
51:00 <johninj4> nah this guy is labor
51:00 <Picard> who the fuck gets a 12% payrise?
51:00 <Dugnuts> i still love them :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Shorten is crap
52:00 <johninj4> i don't know that shorten does that so much
52:00 <johninj4> he is crap though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I hadn't finished :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that was where I was getting to
52:00 <johninj4> i doubt he will be the labor leader come the election
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you act suprised he seems as non commital to ... well anything
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he better not be or we're fucked 
52:00 <johninj4> he doesn't have to do anything
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what people don't seem to realise is this
52:00 <johninj4> just give tony enough rope
52:00 <johninj4> and he willhang himself
52:00 <amsy> i got a pizza shape that was just covered in the red stuff
52:00 <amsy> people wish for that shit
52:00 <amsy> and its not as nice as you would expect
52:00 <Loof> salty
52:00 <amsy> way too salty
53:00 <Bastardly_One> look what happened to England with Thatcherism
53:00 <Bastardly_One> which he openly admits his model is built on
53:00 <Bastardly_One> England was a happy reasonably ok country
53:00 <Bastardly_One> look what she did to it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> turned it into the doldrums
53:00 <Bastardly_One> an apathetic downtrodden mob
53:00 <Dugnuts> bbq covered in red stuff is what i want
53:00 <Dugnuts> at least as much red stuff as there used to be
53:00 <Loof> Dugnuts do you eat the left over red stuff?
53:00 <Dugnuts> i remember i was listening to hamish and andy a few years ago
53:00 <Dugnuts> of course
53:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
53:00 <Loof> nice
53:00 <Dugnuts> a guy called up complaining about the lack of red stuff, and that he actually bought a bag of the red stuff off an arnotts employee
53:00 <Dugnuts> on the downlow
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah some opposition of some description better get it together
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or we're no longer the lucky country ... simple as that
54:00 <johninj4> havn't heard much from clive palmer in the qld election
54:00 <johninj4> not even 1 headline
54:00 <johninj4> it's his home state so its very odd
54:00 <johninj4> i get the feeling he got what he wanted now
54:00 <johninj4> and doesn't care
55:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
55:00 <couleurs> keep calm n fifa on --
55:00 <couleurs> teh quean
55:00 <Bastardly_One> to me he was blatant about that but I'm from another state looking in
55:00 <johninj4> he signed some mining deal with tony the other day
55:00 <johninj4> thats all he wanted i think
55:00 <Student> amy's story was better than yours Dugnuts
55:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One... I heard you're still whinging about losing your ops
55:00 <amsy> hahaha
55:00 <amsy> hi Student u rock
56:00 <johninj4> i reckon chris bowen should be labor leader
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who I think is pure evil and must be removed from the public?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Rina
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that woman is pure evil
56:00 <johninj4> she is tied up with the nationals
56:00 <johninj4> barnaby joice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and might as well be their chief advisor
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear half their policies are based on her personal views
56:00 <couleurs> agreed 
56:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt realise it was a competition
56:00 <Student> hello amsy, you are the energy that rocks me ;)
56:00 <couleurs> lol
56:00 <Student> ofcourse it is always a competition 
56:00 <Student> :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> pure evil that woman
57:00 <johninj4> yeh he name drops her and how great she is any chance he can
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah she's our answer to Thatcher
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe cut off the head and the body might, just might, die
57:00 <amsy> haga
57:00 <amsy> haha******
57:00 <amsy> http://gfycat.com/MisguidedMedicalCoqui
57:00 <Dugnuts> if every conversation is a competition for you, then you are doing it wrong
57:00 <couleurs> wowww garey ur fays melted
58:00 <Bastardly_One> worth a shot 
58:00 <couleurs> bvp!!!!!!!
58:00 <Student> every conversation tells who have better grasp of things, so yes it is a competition 
58:00 <amsy> garey busy
58:00 <couleurs> garey busy with his bell
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't started that game couleurs ... and as if I'll win 4 - 0 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my deal right? :P
59:00 <johninj4> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Daniel_Andrews_at_Kew_Festival_%28cropped%29.jpg/220px-Daniel_Andrews_at_Kew_Festival_%28cropped%29.jpg 
59:00 <johninj4> gawd
59:00 <johninj4> he can't even get his eyes level
59:00 <couleurs> Deleted !
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ deleted ... if I get around to it and you're still here and keen 
59:00 <couleurs> DiNG DoNG
59:00 <amsy> garey busy ringing bell
59:00 <amsy> cum bak soon
59:00 <couleurs> DoNG DiNK
59:00 <amsy> lmao
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