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01:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
01:00 <doctor> agreed
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm awesome too!
02:00 <Floss> Dafuq
02:00 <doctor> yeah youre pretty cool too
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
02:00 <NightOwl1> And modest!
03:00 <Floss> I want a ham sandwich
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My fucking housemate
03:00 <couleurs> omggggg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I'll play
04:00 <couleurs> WHAT A GOLE
04:00 <johninj4> doctor is right up there in my cool list
04:00 <johninj4> he's a stoic
04:00 <Floss> By housemate do you mean live in nurse b1
05:00 <nate> b1 read me a bedtime story!:L
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow so many trolls!
07:00 <nate> at your place kate?
08:00 <NightOwl1> Trip trapping over your bridge
09:00 <nate> no one is better than a troll, just remember that people
09:00 <nate> ahhh ;D
10:00 <nate> cept mabye digi
10:00 <nate> hes awesome!
10:00 <nate> chris isnt bad either
11:00 <doctor> cheers johninj4 
11:00 <NightOwl1> You raise the bar nate
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes owl
11:00 <doctor> we're all pretty cool ere
11:00 <NightOwl1> Bravo I say!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bravo ol chap
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have that cunt on ignore
11:00 <NightOwl1> Toodle pip
11:00 <nate> winning arent i ;D
14:00 <nate> digi must be cracking the world, he didnt respond to my "whisper"
14:00 <NightOwl1> Who do you have on ignore kk?
14:00 <nate> herself:)
14:00 <NightOwl1> If she doesn't reply it's me
15:00 <nate> nah she wants your berries and twig
15:00 <L|> nate
15:00 <nate> chrissy!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and back 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> with no more answers
16:00 <L|> hot food
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this place is dodgy as fuck ... why do I get the impression the rent I handed over really shouldn't of been just then?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wait! the story before ... 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> snow, rain ... favours attack
17:00 <Bastardly_One> of course you blitz
17:00 <nate> b1 dont ever ignore me, i will cry
17:00 <nate> boohoo!:)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're ignored all the time
18:00 <couleurs> r u gonna play 1 more
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in a sec ... give me one min to calm down 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this housemate of mine cannot do anything other than bullshit in my ear I swear
18:00 <nate> b1 dont even have to click ignore he just does it, cool kid;l
18:00 <nate> like what b1?
18:00 <simba> is nate a troll
19:00 <DemonsRun> Lulz
19:00 <DemonsRun> Same shit different night
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ... i you didn't see it before you bad luck 
19:00 <nate> i am cap`tin of the trolls simba
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nate is just ... a bored poufter m8
19:00 <simba> tonight has been fine
19:00 <NightOwl1> Nate is King Troll
19:00 <nate> lol
19:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't say it wasnt
19:00 <NightOwl1> All bow
19:00 <nate> i like being something ;D
19:00 <DemonsRun> Just said same shit dif night.
20:00 <simba> oh i thought that implied shit was the same tonight my bad
20:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
20:00 <nate> b1 what does ya housemate say ?
20:00 <nate> b1 u didnt clean up all ya tissues from last night?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> none of your business you nosy git
20:00 <nate> haha
20:00 <DemonsRun> You put it out there for people to ask
20:00 <nate> i already had the answer prepared
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> just put him on ignore
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm putting all cunts on ignore 
21:00 <nate> who wanna be a cunt grose
21:00 <couleurs> u beautey
22:00 <L|> trollin trollin
22:00 <L|> lols
22:00 <nate> chris tell me a joke
22:00 <L|> um
22:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, so I'm going on ignore too? rude!
22:00 <L|> me
22:00 <nate> when is it bedtime at b1's house
22:00 <nate> when the big hand touches the small hand
22:00 <L|> ewww
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, you don't bother me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no bed time ... I stay up until I want ... I r big!
23:00 <nate> hi mr meat hows things in SA!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just letting my anxiety die down before I sleep - fucking possum! 
23:00 <L|> awww
23:00 <L|> hugs
24:00 <nate> kate always says good stuff
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
24:00 <nate> hehe possums:)
24:00 <nate> chris i want a joke!
24:00 <L|> my cats cooler than a possum
24:00 <L|> a joke
24:00 <L|> hmmm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> less scarier
25:00 <couleurs> harry up
25:00 <L|> fuck
26:00 <L|> i forgotten everything
26:00 <L|> thats a joke
26:00 <couleurs> we can play custom squads so you can put in khedari and vidal
26:00 <nate> http://www.kappit.com/img/102396/possum-broke-into-the-local-bakery-and-ate-so-many-pastries-he-couldnt-move-this-is-how-the-bakery/
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'll play the current squad
26:00 <simba> thats the oldest picture on the internet
26:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go 
26:00 <nate> what a possum eating baked goods?
27:00 <couleurs> ok
27:00 <Floss> I had the best tequila nap today
27:00 <L|> katatonic_kate01
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
27:00 <L|> :)
27:00 <couleurs> which team should i pick
28:00 <couleurs> WEST HAM
28:00 <Floss> WEST PICKLE
28:00 <NightOwl1> Ebbs 
28:00 <NightOwl1> Ebbsfleet Utd
28:00 <L|> utd
29:00 <L|> ?
29:00 <L|> oh
29:00 <L|> nice 1
29:00 <Skirmish> Chris wants to be one of your clients Kate. 
29:00 <couleurs> wow mid 70s defense
29:00 <Skirmish> He finally worked out you're a high class hooker. 
29:00 <couleurs> luckily i don't need them
30:00 <L|> nice is this true
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <couleurs> lol that was like irl
31:00 <simba> this is like real life
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've already got plenty
31:00 <couleurs> y is my gk yellow like your guys
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no more thanks!
31:00 <couleurs> what is this
31:00 <L|> katatonic_kate01
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
31:00 <L|> dam
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you want
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> mofo
32:00 <L|> a hug
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't hug strangers
32:00 <L|> well 
32:00 <L|> i wont act wierd
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hug a pillow
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, pass aye
32:00 <L|> aye
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> bee
33:00 <L|> bee_girl
34:00 <L|> katatonic_kate01 u would make me faint
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
34:00 <L|> ^
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly because i'm so awesome
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you already know that
35:00 <L|> yeah it helps
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
35:00 <bee_girl> ya
35:00 <johninj4> mighty mighty st. albans
35:00 <nate> drop a fart ninja
35:00 <johninj4> i don't fart
35:00 <couleurs> lol come on andy
36:00 <couleurs> 2 misses
36:00 <couleurs> stupid pony tail
36:00 <nate> a big bowl of protein powder will make u fart
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
36:00 <L|> i'm fried
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're suppose to be lulling me to sleep
36:00 <L|> bored 
38:00 <L|> kate kind awesome totaly even
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
38:00 <L|> ftw
38:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
38:00 <DemonsRun> He lurrvvvveeeeessssss you Kate.
38:00 <L|> DemonsRun
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
38:00 <L|> what
38:00 <L|> ?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how did I miss that couleurs?
39:00 <couleurs> wow this defense sux
39:00 <DemonsRun> Cookie dough leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not a fan aye
39:00 <L|> :(
39:00 <Unstrayan> https://chaturbate.com/cutejennists/
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> suss
40:00 <L|> wish i had stuff to do
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> go to bed
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's what i'm doing
40:00 <L|> ok i will come
40:00 <L|> :P
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
41:00 <L|> dang
41:00 <Unstrayan> im going to london soon
41:00 <L|> nice
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> joy
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm going to bed nigght
41:00 <L|> night
41:00 <Unstrayan> isle of dog
42:00 <L|> god fo elsi
43:00 <couleurs> y dident i get a pen b4
43:00 <couleurs> huh i was typing there
43:00 <couleurs> REPLAY
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad ... I played shit again IMO
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you did alright for west ham
49:00 <Bastardly_One> decent game
49:00 <couleurs> that was my 1st time with them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> even better
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> some ok passing there for sure
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and compared to last game ... Liverpool actually tried to run then it appeared
50:00 <Bastardly_One> almost
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... in career I have pace city
50:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of been given really good AI choices
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not used to a medium paced Liverpool
50:00 <Bastardly_One> at all
51:00 <screwss> b1 is the first person talking as i enter the room. what a surprise!
52:00 <johninj4> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/6/7/143267.jpg?v=1 
52:00 <nate> i do like b1 aswell
53:00 <Digerati> the worst slums ever there
53:00 <Unstrayan> that were hugh jackman lives with 30 thousands other bangladeshis
53:00 <Digerati> dirty fucker hugh
53:00 <screwss> dodgem cars plus stick ball in the 1920's ?
54:00 <shane> ;/
54:00 <Digerati> heheh
54:00 <shane> hehe
54:00 <Digerati> then get naked in newark and yell out "NIGGAZ!"
54:00 <shane> go skinny dipping
54:00 <Digerati> yeah, in the sewers
55:00 <shane> at the beach
55:00 <Digerati> shit aint my forte
55:00 <Loof> shane the beached whale
55:00 <shane> with ur gay friend
55:00 <Digerati> yeah, staten island you can swim
55:00 <Digerati> that's open
55:00 <johninj4> lol
55:00 <johninj4> there's a ferry
55:00 <shane> hahaha lots of serial killers around there
55:00 <Digerati> stil cean john
55:00 <Digerati> thats the opening to ocean
55:00 <johninj4> wu tang clan are from staten
55:00 <shane> staten
56:00 <johninj4> so does port philip bay
56:00 <shane> is that near new york
56:00 <johninj4> thats still full of shit most days
56:00 <Digerati> hudson aint clean
56:00 <Digerati> i been to NYC
56:00 <shane> hah
56:00 <Digerati> in 1979
56:00 <Digerati> when i was 12
56:00 <shane> big apple
56:00 <Digerati> my dads brother lives there
56:00 <johninj4> america doesn't appeal to me much
56:00 <johninj4> we already have their culture here
56:00 <Digerati> the slums appeal to me
57:00 <shane> ghetto
57:00 <Digerati> nice photos
57:00 <Unstrayan> Alberta is where i want to go
57:00 <Digerati> ghettos are the coolest
57:00 <johninj4> ahh yeh
57:00 <Unstrayan> best if i go to california
57:00 <Digerati> i love the slums
57:00 <johninj4> there are some slums here in australia too
57:00 <shane> apparently its not that bad
57:00 <johninj4> if you look hard enough
57:00 <Digerati> the old abandoned buildings
57:00 <Unstrayan> hassle huff
57:00 <shane> you can walk through the dangerous suburbs
57:00 <shane> they dont do anything
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan, the best job you will ever get is being a cleaner
57:00 <Loof> or go around to pieters
57:00 <johninj4> depends
57:00 <Digerati> during the day it's ok
57:00 <Digerati> not during the night
57:00 <TokenDaRing> you might work a 7/11 or drive a cab if you're lucky though
57:00 <Unstrayan> pamela sam newman anderson
57:00 <shane> gotta be smart but yer
57:00 <johninj4> redfern housing commision flats is as good as any NY ghetto
57:00 <Digerati> hire a security guard as a bodyguard for yourself for 100 bucjs
58:00 <Digerati> all i want to do is take photos of buildings
58:00 <shane> they come upto you usually just to roll you for spare change and cigs
58:00 <Digerati> fuck humans
58:00 <Unstrayan> i should torch his house in stkilda opps middle park
58:00 <johninj4> lots of buildings and spraypaint in redfern too
58:00 <johninj4> check that place out if you want ghetto
58:00 <Unstrayan> newtown
58:00 <Digerati> not as good as nYc john
58:00 <shane> Australia has no ghettos
58:00 <Unstrayan> griffiti arts
58:00 <johninj4> newtown is pretty posh in comparison
58:00 <Digerati> mission impossible was done in sydney to look like ny
58:00 <johninj4> go to redfern shane
58:00 <johninj4> then tell me
59:00 <johninj4> it's bad man
59:00 <Digerati> redfern has changed man
59:00 <shane> its fuckall man
59:00 <Digerati> i been there
59:00 <johninj4> nah i was there like 2 years ago
59:00 <Digerati> i was there 2 months ago
59:00 <shane> gubment housing so what
59:00 <johninj4> wow its changed in 20 odd months
59:00 <johninj4> thats cool
59:00 <Digerati> redfern has become like st kilda
59:00 <Unstrayan> too many syrian refugess in living sydney
59:00 <Digerati> st kilda has cleaned up
59:00 <shane> its not that bad unless you fuck with someone
59:00 <Unstrayan> habibs mum " comming police"
59:00 <Digerati> st kilda is like hollywood blvd now
00:00 <shane> haha
00:00 <shane> rofl
00:00 <johninj4> this is around 30 storys of housing commision flats
00:00 <johninj4> x2
00:00 <johninj4> pretty ugly man
00:00 <shane> fuck gotta go buy some cigs
00:00 <shane> smokin bumpers
00:00 <Digerati> yeah, st kilda has flats
00:00 <Digerati> at expensive rates
00:00 <Unstrayan> isnt there total arsenal band
00:00 <shane> thats like Pieters flat
00:00 <Digerati> they aint shitty anymore
00:00 <Digerati> all renovated to modern living
01:00 <shane> ahhh all trendy
01:00 <shane> done up
01:00 <Digerati> yup
01:00 <Digerati> nice
01:00 <shane> classy
01:00 <shane> nice on bruv
01:00 <Digerati> would love to live near fkn bojangles
01:00 <Digerati> salt water baths
01:00 <Unstrayan> hey girls
02:00 <Digerati> they combed the syringes and floods lifted the syringes
02:00 <Unstrayan> Digerati take my hand and show me all the stars
02:00 <Digerati> you want my oxy :)
02:00 <Digerati> oxycodyne :)
02:00 <Unstrayan> are your name venus
02:00 <Digerati> nah, pluto
02:00 <Unstrayan> i like atavan
03:00 <Digerati> nice, i am actually downloading lightwave
03:00 <Unstrayan> xanax white pills were fuct but i used to love em
03:00 <Digerati> thats what aristocrat games use to make games
04:00 <Digerati> i got seroquel
04:00 <Digerati> xanax is shit
04:00 <Unstrayan> once i had three of them ate a fucking coles afterwards to recover
04:00 <Digerati> you can get addicted to xanax
04:00 <Digerati> seroquel is not that addictive
04:00 <Digerati> and seroquel works better
04:00 <Unstrayan> the smith st safeway
04:00 <Unstrayan> junkie town
05:00 <Digerati> to detox from being addicted to xanax, you need sauna and hydrate and dehydrate and piss
05:00 <Digerati> can do it in a day, in and out of a sauna
06:00 <Digerati> i did it for 12 hours in a sauna, at 15min sessions each
06:00 <Digerati> drank about 10 litres of water
06:00 <shane> Nah well me grandparents
06:00 <Digerati> heaps of pissing
06:00 <shane> they used to live in Mt Waverley or something
06:00 <Digerati> that's detoxing
06:00 <shane> sorry got d/c
06:00 <shane> old bloke faught in second world war
07:00 <Digerati> fucken had 50 tablets eaten in 16 hours
07:00 <Unstrayan> vermont
07:00 <shane> only ever had 1 tattoo in his life
07:00 <Unstrayan> know
07:00 <Unstrayan> knox
07:00 <shane> guess what his tattoo was
07:00 <Digerati> of xanax
07:00 <shane> sub
08:00 <Digerati> my tatoo is of lucifer
08:00 <shane> havea fit 
08:00 <shane> darwin
08:00 <Digerati> costed me 200 bucks for my tatt
08:00 <shane> wearin ink now
08:00 <Digerati> feels good
09:00 <Unstrayan> shane you should visit to tasmania 
09:00 <shane> yeah i should
09:00 <Digerati> satan with the words "know thyself"
09:00 <Digerati> hahaha
09:00 <shane> broke at moment though
09:00 <Unstrayan> frycenet
09:00 <shane> swansea or something
10:00 <Unstrayan> saffire frycinet
10:00 <shane> is there a town called swansea
10:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.saffire-freycinet.com.au/
10:00 <shane> isnt that named after some town in ireland or somewhere
10:00 <Unstrayan> lots of rain there
10:00 <johninj4> its in wales
10:00 <shane> wales aye
10:00 <shane> fuck they beg on the streets in those citys aswell
10:00 <shane> saw on youtube
10:00 <Unstrayan> i'll be in london end of this year
13:00 <shane> london is huge
13:00 <shane> population
13:00 <Loof> do these eyes look to cartoony for a game? http://i.imgur.com/Uyr8xr6.jpg
14:00 <johninj4> i think it looks pretty good
14:00 <Loof> cool :D
14:00 <Unstrayan> is that potrate of snoop dog
15:00 <shane> pixels
16:00 <Unstrayan> london is the central of the world
16:00 <Unstrayan> you can move anyplace you want even to australia
16:00 <shane> thats where julian assange is digging his tunnel under the embassy
17:00 <shane> someone bought the one underneath
17:00 <Unstrayan> he sure couldnt end up in ecuadore with digging
17:00 <shane> hes done interviews where you can hear the sound of the digging
17:00 <shane> its 100% true man
18:00 <shane> hes digging his way out
19:00 <shane> hes on the second floor someone bought the ground floor one and started digging a tunnel
19:00 <shane> because hes a jew hacker
20:00 <Unstrayan> he best mate with scott ludlam
20:00 <Unstrayan> ludlam sets him up
20:00 <shane> haha
20:00 <shane> i dunno who that is
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan: this is what norell looks like http://i.imgur.com/573VTe2.jpg
20:00 <shane> but yeh he was featured well
20:00 <shane> documentary based on him was
20:00 <Unstrayan> the kiwi senetor from your town works for the green
20:00 <shane> hackers in the realm
20:00 <shane> the people who broke into NASA
21:00 <shane> and wrote the worm virus thingy after midnight oil songs
21:00 <Unstrayan> aww cute
21:00 <shane> kiwis
21:00 <shane> kiwis always try to bash me
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan norell looks like someone put a blow torch to her face
22:00 <Unstrayan> shane is the bullsbrook fire reach the CBD yet
22:00 <nate> shane do u steal their big women?
23:00 <Unstrayan> TokenDaRing: this is what you look like http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/LolBitchPlease.gif
23:00 <shane> Unstrayan, nah
23:00 <shane> it cant reach the CBD
23:00 <Unstrayan> good man
24:00 <shane> thats out ages away from CBD
24:00 <shane> past my house which is still ages from CBD
24:00 <Unstrayan> join the volunteers get free maccas coupon etc
24:00 <shane> i worked at maccas once
24:00 <shane> when i was a kid
24:00 <shane> they gave me 10% discount
24:00 <nate> yeah wear those tight pants well?
25:00 <shane> i wore black pants
25:00 <Unstrayan> TokenDaRing you are project manager of the arse
25:00 <shane> or blue jeans
25:00 <nate> didnt fit into the tight maccas pants?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan I look like Robert Downey Jr?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> that's cool
25:00 <TokenDaRing> he's hot
25:00 <shane> they only gave me a shirt and hat
25:00 <shane> i wore my own pants
25:00 <nate> shame
25:00 <Unstrayan> sherlockhomos
25:00 <shane> Didn't get to keep the army uniform
26:00 <TokenDaRing> you look like the cleaning staff in my office building Unstrayan
26:00 <nate> goodnight HOTTieS!
26:00 <shane> NIte
26:00 <Unstrayan> drink them mofo
26:00 <shane> Have to steal one of those police uniforms from the dry cleaners
26:00 <Unstrayan> or i'll set your building on alite i know you work for the immigrtion ya cunt
26:00 <shane> jks
26:00 <shane> hahah we dont work for immigration
27:00 <shane> thats nuffin to do with us
27:00 <shane> and dont say cunt]
27:00 <TokenDaRing> shane, what  can you expect from him?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> he's a dirty boat person
27:00 <Unstrayan> <TokenDaRing> that's why all your type want to come here on a boat <TokenDaRing> can't get a plane
27:00 <shane> piss poor whining cause you got deported ya cunt could be sitting on the beach in perth with a bottle of wine
27:00 <Unstrayan> see my logs were genuine
28:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a genuine fruitcake
28:00 <Unstrayan> beach is 40 degree
28:00 <shane> not at night time cunt
28:00 <Unstrayan> its suicide
28:00 <shane> gets hot during day
28:00 <shane> cold at night
28:00 <Unstrayan> night time rocks man
28:00 <shane> nah
28:00 <shane> yeah
28:00 <TokenDaRing> lol whines about 40C
28:00 <shane> night time
28:00 <TokenDaRing> fucking weak Unstrayan
28:00 <shane> walk around perth at night
28:00 <shane> might go do that
28:00 <TokenDaRing> have a cup of cement, princess
29:00 <shane> princess
29:00 <shane> heh
29:00 <Unstrayan> get bashed by african will set you on chemicals
29:00 <shane> fuck off
29:00 <Unstrayan> apparently there were few incident
29:00 <shane> all people in perth are pretty good
29:00 <shane> and im a white guy
29:00 <Unstrayan> africans attacking white
29:00 <shane> and i like nigerian guys 
29:00 <shane> they are cool
29:00 <Unstrayan> those are from sudan
29:00 <Unstrayan> south sudan
29:00 <shane> yeh
30:00 <Unstrayan> melbourne is filled with migration you hardly see any white person there
30:00 <Unstrayan> *migrants
30:00 <shane> i dunno about melbourne
30:00 <shane> cause yer
30:00 <shane> im in perth
30:00 <shane> i dont need to go anywhere else
31:00 <shane> my dogs giving me evil eyes
32:00 <shane> he so cute
32:00 <Unstrayan> cause you need a walk
32:00 <shane> he has big back yard
32:00 <Unstrayan> high bloodpressure
32:00 <shane> i fed him some chicken
32:00 <shane> yeah im about to go for walk
32:00 <shane> im gonna put jeans on though
32:00 <Unstrayan> get a stick in case crazy kids start to throw roofs
33:00 <shane> ill have a bottle
33:00 <shane> of wine
34:00 <Unstrayan> many beautiful malaysian chinese girls there for you shane why do you want me instead
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan most asian girls look ugly
34:00 <TokenDaRing> they just lather on the make up
35:00 <Unstrayan> so are you proposing me
36:00 <TokenDaRing> no
36:00 <TokenDaRing> no one here wants to marry you
36:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll have to get here the proper way
36:00 <shane> ;p
36:00 <TokenDaRing> why don't you just come over on a boat
36:00 <shane> yeah
36:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll get in no worries
36:00 <shane> get a boat rofl
36:00 <Unstrayan> sif any option were left to invade
36:00 <shane> hahahahaha
36:00 <TokenDaRing> we'll even set you up
36:00 <TokenDaRing> give you a roof, food
36:00 <shane> Sail along the coast of the west
36:00 <TokenDaRing> a bed
36:00 <shane> Captain cook style
37:00 <shane> thats what ya need Unstrayan 
37:00 <shane> pass ya Australian citizenship test
37:00 <shane> who founded Australia
37:00 <shane> well it was captain cook
37:00 <Unstrayan> ghandi
37:00 <Unstrayan> he founded australia and left india
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan do you like Bollywood films?
37:00 <shane> hahaha
37:00 <shane> yer
37:00 <Unstrayan> no i dont
37:00 <shane> 16th century mate
38:00 <Unstrayan> i dont like any films at all
38:00 <shane> Unstrayan, Australia is all immigrants
38:00 <Unstrayan> i only watch channel 7, 9, 10 abc bbc and sbs new all day all night
38:00 <Unstrayan> for the last 7 years
38:00 <shane> Just us white people we control it
38:00 <shane> never forget that
38:00 <shane> this is a white mans war
39:00 <Unstrayan> and i will not be fighting anyone
39:00 <shane> nah
39:00 <shane> this is modern days now
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan do you like Bollywood shows?
39:00 <shane> but u can prolly sneak in the country Unstrayan 
39:00 <Unstrayan> no man im not indian i grew up in melb then got deported
40:00 <shane> Unstrayan, we can sponsor you to come to the country live on the D$P with us gangstas
40:00 <Unstrayan> im global now
41:00 <Unstrayan> best if I stay away nohurt feelings and no offence taken
41:00 <shane> Unstrayan, get ur Australian pension
41:00 <Unstrayan> my twin is on it
41:00 <shane> become a bludger
41:00 <Unstrayan> for the last 4years
42:00 <Unstrayan> just a pipedream for few homeless folks
42:00 <BlackDevil> lets find a penis
42:00 <shane> how long were you homeless for ?
42:00 <shane> lets find a penis
42:00 <shane> and ban it
43:00 <shane> ban the poor cunts static IP
43:00 <shane> I'm so fancy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm ... etc
40:00 <DemonsRun> For early in the morning you're all Fucking boring for once.
02:00 <[Maverick]> oh hush :P 
16:00 <Mody> hello milk
23:00 <milk> hello
23:00 <Mody> how are you this morning?
24:00 <milk> I'm ok
24:00 <milk> you?
26:00 <Mody> yeh im doing great
26:00 <Mody> do you garden?
40:00 <DoC> http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3247996/posts
41:00 <milk> oo.com.au is having a sale
41:00 <milk> just bought 100 blank DVDs
41:00 <milk> with a 500 point voucher from cokerewards
42:00 <Skirmish> What do you use black dvd's for? Drink coasters? 
42:00 <Mody> nice what do you want 100 blank dvds for though?
42:00 <Skirmish> blank*
43:00 <Skirmish> I've got 75 DVD's I bought 5 years ago that I will never use. 
43:00 <milk> I was getting low
44:00 <Maurice> I don't even have a disc drive
44:00 <Maurice> So pauper
47:00 <Mody> do you sell porn milk?
47:00 <Skirmish> Who buys porn on dvd anymore?
47:00 <Maurice> Who ever bought it
48:00 <milk> I have blu ray burner
48:00 <milk> a
50:00 <Mody> yeh but are the discs blue ray
50:00 <Mody> i buy porn 
51:00 <milk> you think I should start selling porn out the boot of my car?
52:00 <Mody> maybe
53:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you should start making porn in the boot of your car. 
54:00 <Skirmish> That actually sounds like a viable business model.
57:00 <Mody> yes you should help us
59:00 <DoC> hi Mody aka plivent
59:00 <Skirmish> BBW porn is popular. Get Ana_Ng to help you milk./ 
00:00 <milk> more the merrier
01:00 <DoC> Ukraine Leader Vows to Retake Separatist-Held East - http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/ukraine-leader-vows-retake-separatist-held-east-28306096
03:00 <Mody> DoC i am not plivent
03:00 <Mody> are you interested in islamic state?
05:00 <Mody> Skirmish is Ana_Ng bbw?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> BSSW
07:00 <Ana_Ng> big so-so woman
10:00 <milk> the trick is you get in on the ground floor
10:00 <Mody> are you asian?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> no
10:00 <Mody> what are you?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> euro mutt american
13:00 <Ana_Ng> what are you
14:00 <Mody> chinese albanian dog
15:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Is Serious Mum - TISM - Whatareya? (You're A Yob or You're A Wanker) (Nov 24, 2008) 3:39 - Category: Music - 219,526 views - 1,101 likes (98%), 22 dislikes (2%)
22:00 <Mody> tism greart
31:00 <Skirmish> Tism is so 1995. 
31:00 <Skirmish> The chick I lost my virginity to left me for a guy that loved Tism. 
32:00 <milk> how did you feel about that?
32:00 <Mody> good girl
33:00 <Skirmish> milk: At the time? Utterly devastated. Now? Nothing. 
33:00 <Skirmish> I was emotionally immature at the time. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Wasn't until I hit 20yo that I worked out how the game was played. 
34:00 <Mody> how is the game played?
35:00 <milk> when that happened to me I just started bangin other dudes gfs
40:00 <Gogon> well fuck me
41:00 <milk> heya
41:00 <Gogon> heya
41:00 <Gogon> was about to say
41:00 <Gogon> im supried this place is still alive
41:00 <Gogon> let alone having 54 members 
41:00 <Skirmish> Mody: There is always someone else. That is how you play the game. 
41:00 <milk> they're all weirdos though
41:00 <Gogon> last time ive been here was ages ago like years back
42:00 <Mody> Skirmish so that is the rule to the game
42:00 <Gogon> milk i see nothing much has changed then.
42:00 <Gogon> :P
42:00 <Mody> there is always someone else?
42:00 <milk> these two people are trying to irc date
42:00 <Skirmish> Mody: That is correct. Love the one you're with, but if it ends ... that's ok. There is always someone else. 
42:00 <Mody> so thats it?
43:00 <Mody> that is the secret to the game?
43:00 <Skirmish> That's it. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Have you written it down? 
43:00 <Mody> no but im remembering it
43:00 <Mody> how old are you Skirmish?
43:00 <Gogon> <Mody> place is full of pedos now
43:00 <Gogon> <Mody> skirmish is one of them
43:00 <Gogon> <Gogon> really? what makes you say that and how do you know? 
43:00 <Gogon> <Mody> hang around for awhile
43:00 <Mody> im 32
43:00 <Skirmish> I am 36. 
43:00 <Mody> not much younger than me
43:00 <Gogon> what is going on here?
44:00 <DoC> fuck off plivent
44:00 <Skirmish> Gogon: These two lads are bum boys but I don't mind talking to them at this hour because they can get me through until my shift finishes and I go hom. 
44:00 <Mody> DoC LOL im not plivent idiot
44:00 <Skirmish> home*
44:00 <Mody> Skirmish when did you find real love?
44:00 <milk> I found love
44:00 <DoC> stfu or gtfo stupid cunt
44:00 <milk> and lost it again
44:00 <Mody> how did you lose it milk?
44:00 <milk> nigger
45:00 <Skirmish> You can find real love multiple times. 
45:00 <Skirmish> I found love with strawberry milk. I found love with lamingtons. I found love with roast pork. The list goes on, and I am sure I will find love again in the future. 
46:00 <milk> you sucked off a cop?
46:00 <milk> dude...
46:00 <milk> they are there for your protection
46:00 <Skirmish> How did you get there? 
46:00 <Mody> strawberry milk is great
46:00 <Mody> what brand?
46:00 <Skirmish> Mody: Dairy Farmers. 
46:00 <Mody> I didn't know dairy farmers made strawberry milk
47:00 <Skirmish> http://www.dairyfarmers.com.au/dairy-products/milk/classic-strawberry-milk/
47:00 <Skirmish> Wins medals. It's good stuff. 
47:00 <Mody> ohh classic
47:00 <Mody> yes classic is the best flav milk in australia
49:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmers_Union_Iced_Coffee
49:00 <Gogon> urgh
49:00 <Gogon> im watchin an debate
49:00 <Skirmish> a debate* d isn't a vowel. 
49:00 <milk> africans yelling at each other?
49:00 <Gogon> nah its an academic one
49:00 <Skirmish> What topic is the debate? 
49:00 <Gogon> like something on Q & A
49:00 <milk> oh cool, nerds
50:00 <Gogon> foreign investment i think
50:00 <milk> sometimes those people just need the fuck punched out of them for being social limpets
50:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that in QLD, only 20% of the money made from mining minerals from the ground actually remains in Australia? 
50:00 <Gogon> and ok, the let the audience ask questions to the panel, and in the audience, this fucken kid stands up
50:00 <Gogon> and asks some longass shit 
50:00 <Gogon> and then all the panel members begin praising him
51:00 <milk> cocksuckers
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I don't like the Q&A format because people stand up with dumb assed questions trying to put one over the panel and make themselves like cock snorting monkeys. 
51:00 <Gogon> like "oh such an insighful and sophisticated question from such a young person"
51:00 <Gogon> blah blah blah
51:00 <Gogon> its so fucken obvios that the kids fucken parents or some fucken adult wrote it down for him
51:00 <milk> are you allowed to stand and ask a question with your pants down?
51:00 <Skirmish> Odds are the guy was handed the question on his way to his seat. It's a plant. 
52:00 <Gogon> since he was fucken reading it fromn a peice of paper
52:00 <Gogon> and stuttering i might add
52:00 <Gogon> some words he couldnt even pronounce properly
52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's a pretty good indicator that it's a sham.
52:00 <Gogon> kid couldnt have been older than 5
52:00 <Gogon> it pisses me off when adults uses kids for their own means like this
54:00 <Gogon> Q & A is cringeworthy
54:00 <Skirmish> I try to get shifty tweets on Q&A. No success yet. 
55:00 <Gogon> everyone seems to love the dumb bogan bloke in the audience who always gives some sorta yobo comment or question
55:00 <milk> Queer & Arseholes is ok I guess
55:00 <Gogon> almost every ep has the cliche bogan dude
55:00 <Gogon> our own version of joe the plumber
55:00 <Mody> q&a is hipsters
55:00 <Gogon> and then theres the polite laughs
55:00 <Gogon> where some asshole on the panel makes some corny ass joke
55:00 <milk> when people fart its great
56:00 <Gogon> and the whole studio laughs like its eddie murphy Raw
56:00 <milk> they are plastic people
56:00 <Mody> its fake
56:00 <milk> put a sunlamp on in there and ...
56:00 <Mody> its all rubbish
56:00 <Mody> but the audience is real
56:00 <Mody> its just hipsters and retard uni kids
56:00 <Gogon> yep
56:00 <Mody> ppl who vote greens
56:00 <Mody> labor
56:00 <Mody> stuff like that
56:00 <milk> you think anyone else would sit in for abc?
57:00 <Gogon> that one time some dude threw a shoe at john howard 
57:00 <Gogon> that was the only time i was interested in watchin the show
57:00 <Gogon> all the other times i watch it to see how retarded it is
57:00 <Mody> that was real
57:00 <Mody> he did throw the shoe and he did come from nowhere
57:00 <milk> its all just wannabe minister suckjobs
57:00 <Mody> but the show is fake
57:00 <Mody> all govt in aus sucks
58:00 <Mody> australia is doomed
58:00 <Gogon> it is the fate of all island nations
58:00 <Gogon> our population is secluded from all the rest of the world
58:00 <milk> imagine you raise a kid for 18 years then the first thing they want to do is run off an fellate a 50 yr old eunuch
59:00 <Gogon> unless we continue immigration
59:00 <Gogon> our gene pool is gona get pretty low in a couple of generations
59:00 <Mody> id kill my kid milk
59:00 <Gogon> with no new genes comin in
59:00 <Mody> or never speak to them again
59:00 <Gogon> we are gona just end up as a larger version of tasmania
59:00 <Mody> our gene pool is dead already
59:00 <Gogon> inbreeding n shit
59:00 <Mody> 45% of england are white
00:00 <Skirmish> Well that is about it for my shift. You gents enjoy your day. 
00:00 <Mody> enjoy skirmish
02:00 <Gogon> omg
02:00 <Gogon> how good is that show Oz?
03:00 <Mody> vey good
03:00 <Gogon> my friend recently have me the entire series
03:00 <milk> about the aborigines in prison?
03:00 <Mody> no
03:00 <Gogon> been watching it marathon
03:00 <Gogon> its about prison, but no its not about abos
03:00 <Gogon> its an american HBO drama about prison
03:00 <milk> they should put more aborigines in prison imho
04:00 <Gogon> fuck that
04:00 <Gogon> we the taxpayers will just be paying to accomodate them
04:00 <milk> better than them sleeping it off in my woodpile
04:00 <Gogon> i dont want to be payin for some boongs dinner while he's in prison
04:00 <Gogon> i dont want to pay for his fucken aircon 
04:00 <milk> you'd rather buy grog?
04:00 <Gogon> or his dental care
05:00 <Gogon> we should all form a human line
05:00 <Gogon> and walk the abos into the ocean
05:00 <milk> boong proof fence?
05:00 <Gogon> that really happened in tasmania
05:00 <Gogon> i think
05:00 <Gogon> back in the 1800s
05:00 <Gogon> a whole bunch of white people just formed a human line and pushed all the abos into the ocean to drown
05:00 <Gogon> i shit you not
05:00 <milk> yeah that'd work a treat, there wouldnt just be more boongs out by the fenceline
06:00 <milk> when are people going to get the hint, guns solve aboriginal problems
07:00 <Mody> so we should kill all coons?
07:00 <Gogon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Line
08:00 <milk> you want to have abbo kids?
08:00 <Gogon> Mody why not?
08:00 <Gogon> whats the current point of thier existance anyway?
08:00 <Gogon> should all be put down
09:00 <milk> wake up one morning with husbands balls around his knees and an abbo standing above your bed saying "HEY WHYTE CUNT YOU UNNA LOOK AFTA ME CUZ, EH WHYTIE!"
09:00 <Mody> well I do agree
09:00 <Mody> i mean africans suffer from serious issues, most aids ridden area on earth yet they work
09:00 <Mody> coons sit around crying to aus govt for their next goon bag payment
09:00 <Gogon> exactly
10:00 <Gogon> plus, africans are honorable and noble
10:00 <Gogon> the uncorrupted ones in traditional homeland africa
10:00 <Gogon> they're fierce Masai warriors who kill fucken lions with their bare hands
10:00 <Mody> true
11:00 <Gogon> i respect them for that
11:00 <Gogon> the ones in america in the ghettos n shit are all corrupted
12:00 <Gogon> ive seen some hot abos though
12:00 <Gogon> but they're half-casts
12:00 <Gogon> half white half abo
13:00 <milk> really?
13:00 <Gogon> well yeah
13:00 <Gogon> tahan
13:00 <milk> and they pay for things?
13:00 <Gogon> that chick on bigbrother last yr
13:00 <milk> didnt bother watching
13:00 <Gogon> her mums abo and dad is white
13:00 <Gogon> she was fucken gorgeous man
13:00 <milk> oh a russian indian
14:00 <Gogon> all ive seen them pay with
14:00 <Gogon> is the basics card
14:00 <Gogon> a green colored card they get issued by centrelink
14:00 <Gogon> for them the buy the basics i.e groceries
15:00 <milk> nah man they pimp their kids for grog
15:00 <Gogon> lol yeah one time i saw this coon right
15:00 <under> hey
15:00 <Gogon> he want up to some guy, and offered to use his basics card to pay for the guys groceries
15:00 <under> hi milk sorry for not responding yesterday
15:00 <Gogon> $50 worth
15:00 <under> i went afk
15:00 <milk> hey
15:00 <milk> thats a carton
16:00 <Gogon> in exchange, the guy gives him $50 in cash
16:00 <Gogon> and then off the coon goes to buy alcohol and ciggies
16:00 <Gogon> because you cant buy alcohol or ciggies with the basics card
17:00 <milk> the rivers of grog are flowing again
14:00 <shane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Dreams [with lyrics] (Apr 18, 2011) 4:14 - Category: Music - 7,977,481 views - 31,255 likes (97.7%), 724 dislikes (2.3%)
28:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5FZl9pNbRs
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gabrielle-dreams can come true (Dec 9, 2007) 3:35 - Category: Music - 546,071 views - 640 likes (96.1%), 26 dislikes (3.9%)
32:00 <johninj4> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2015/01/19/1227189/101786-78662916-9f43-11e4-b35a-60c8936f3ab6.jpg 
41:00 <frayedknot> morning
42:00 <Pieter> moaning
44:00 <frayedknot> good or bad moaning?
44:00 <psYbR> MFW Digerati is spamming chat http://i.imgur.com/OO0ekxV.gif
44:00 <frayedknot> MFW?
44:00 <psYbR> my face when
44:00 <frayedknot> my fucking word?
44:00 <frayedknot> oh
45:00 <Pieter> every moaning is a good moaning :p
47:00 <frayedknot> you could be moaning with pain
53:00 <johninj4> http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/princeton-experts-say-us-no-longer-democracy
57:00 <johninj4> hey Nikky`
58:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninj4
59:00 <psYbR> Nikster
59:00 <Nikky`> I set my alarm to go to gym before heading to mums - hit snooze for over an hr haha
59:00 <Nikky`> psYbR 
00:00 <psYbR> lol
00:00 <psYbR> the gym sucks
00:00 <Nikky`> Nah Nah
00:00 <Nikky`> I have been trying to be good on my time off 
00:00 <Nikky`> but seeing I wont be back till thurs, I wanted to go before i left
00:00 <Nikky`> oh well
02:00 <frayedknot> lucky..
02:00 <Nikky`> And I should be leaving by now but - oh well haha
03:00 <frayedknot> i've been back at work for 2 weeks :(
03:00 <Fall> morning all
04:00 <Nikky`> this is my last week off
05:00 <Nikky`> can't believe I have to spend most of it with the mother
09:00 <johninj4> dammit man
09:00 <Fall> I'm a Scientist, not a Doctor?
09:00 <johninj4> the packers just went from 19-0 too 19-20
10:00 <johninj4> 22
17:00 <chelle> morning world
17:00 <johninj4> hello
24:00 <Fall> hello
27:00 <Pieter> grrr i want a new job
27:00 <Pieter> gonna go past a job network thingy n see what part time shit they can get me in
27:00 <Pieter> i spend atleast 4 hours a day on here which is just a waste so i figure get more work :)
28:00 <Pieter> boom boom boom boom uNFs uNFs uNFs uNFs
28:00 <Pieter> can i be a cosmetic chick chelle?
34:00 <chelle> umm you could be a cosmetic guy
34:00 <chelle> I'm not sure you have the parts to be female
41:00 <Nikky`> ok i best get driving to mums - see you all tonight 
48:00 <Pieter> if i throw a bra on will that work ?
48:00 <frayedknot> what are you throwing it on?
49:00 <frayedknot> a fire? probably won't put it out
49:00 <Pieter> a bra!
49:00 <Pieter> google halting sales of google glass :(
50:00 <Pieter> I really want a pair :(
50:00 <frayedknot> lol
50:00 <frayedknot> you want to be a glasshole?
51:00 <Pieter> haha yes
51:00 <Pieter> :P
56:00 <Pieter>  *
13:00 <IAmWeed> speed weed n birth control
14:00 <IAmSpeed> Haha. Mine has nothing to do with the drug :)
14:00 <IAmWeed> suuuuuuuuuuure
14:00 <IAmWeed> =p
15:00 <IAmSpeed> It's a line from Cars by Lightning McQueen. Just happened to be playing at the time I first signed in.
16:00 <IAmWeed> ahh k never heard of it
16:00 <IAmSpeed> The movie Cars? Really? It was huge way back when. One of the Pixar films.
19:00 <spence> Hey hey
20:00 <spence> Anybody home
25:00 <chelle> I think I've seen cars...
25:00 <chelle> 10938538593539 times
25:00 <IAmWeed> I havent seen Cars
47:00 <L|> johninj4u
48:00 <johninj4u> sirhc
49:00 <L|> wheres all the retards this morning
50:00 <johninj4u> in the mirror
50:00 <L|> for u maybe
51:00 <johninj4u> everyone is going to another server chris
51:00 <johninj4u> this place is dead
52:00 <johninj4u> just you and piet here soon
52:00 <L|> well the sluts and cunts can fuck off
53:00 <johninj4u> i think you are one of the reasons every is leaving
53:00 <johninj4u> so give yourself a pat on the back
53:00 <L|> good
53:00 <johninj4u> you have finally done it
53:00 <johninj4u> killed a whole network
53:00 <Doodle> oh god
53:00 <Doodle> is he still going
54:00 <L|> my cats cool
55:00 <Pieter> speak on behalf of everyone more johninj4u
55:00 <Pieter> i like it :)
55:00 <L|> its alright Pieter
55:00 <L|> DemonsRun
55:00 <L|> u ok
56:00 <johninj4u> it's no secret pieter
56:00 <Pieter> I
56:00 <Pieter> AM THE VOICE
56:00 <Pieter> OF EVERYONE
56:00 <Pieter> my name is 
56:00 <Pieter> johninj4u
56:00 <Doodle> .
56:00 <Pieter> anyway , lunch bbl
56:00 <Doodle> lol@pretending to leave
57:00 <johninj4u> lol
57:00 <johninj4u> pretending he has a normal appetite
57:00 <Doodle> also this coffee is glorious
57:00 <L|> wb chelle
57:00 <chelle> thx
57:00 <L|> :)
57:00 <Doodle> hot
57:00 <chelle> chat died
57:00 <chelle> thx doodle
58:00 <Doodle> no thank you
58:00 <L|> beautiful chelle
58:00 <L|> :)
58:00 <Doodle> how was dinner
58:00 <chelle> it was actually amazing
58:00 <chelle> :D
58:00 <Doodle> onice
59:00 <Doodle> i had dinner with the person i love most in the world
59:00 <Doodle> lit some candles
59:00 <chelle> yourself.
59:00 <Doodle> it was very romantic
59:00 <DemonsRun> L|: I'm fine, now Fuck off.
59:00 <Doodle> yeah
59:00 <Doodle> :D
59:00 <DemonsRun> Chelleeeeeeee :)
59:00 <Doodle> DemonsRun
59:00 <Doodle> r u ok
59:00 <DemonsRun> Doodleeee
59:00 <DemonsRun> I'm so shit right
59:00 <Doodle> aw
59:00 <L|> sound legit
59:00 <L|> s
59:00 <DemonsRun> Centrelink cut off me payments so now I got no weed
00:00 <DemonsRun> Or smokes
00:00 <DemonsRun> Or grog
00:00 <L|> lols
00:00 <Doodle> omg
00:00 <Doodle> nightmare
00:00 <DemonsRun> And like
00:00 <chelle> poor DR!
00:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahahahahaha
00:00 <L|> u can live here rent free
00:00 <Doodle> i just got back from going to work for no reason
00:00 <Doodle> stupid cunts
00:00 <DemonsRun> Anyone wanna guess what I've been watching? Lol
00:00 <Doodle> home and away?
01:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off with that boring shit
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <Doodle> flamin heck
01:00 <DemonsRun> I been watching housos
01:00 <Doodle> yeah i was being a smartass
01:00 <DemonsRun> No you weren't 
01:00 <DemonsRun> You don't act that dumb
01:00 <DemonsRun> You are that dumb :P
01:00 <L|> did y see my cousin in housos
01:00 <Doodle> i'm pretty dumb
01:00 <DemonsRun> Lies
01:00 <Doodle> its tru
01:00 <Doodle> e
01:00 <Doodle> see
01:00 <johninj4u> lol
01:00 <Doodle> cant use a kb
01:00 <DemonsRun> LO)
01:00 <L|> dazza is my cousin
01:00 <DemonsRun> Oh wow
02:00 <DemonsRun> LOL*
02:00 <Doodle> i just mash it with my face and hope the words come out right
02:00 <Doodle> sort of like cunnilingus
02:00 <DemonsRun> Most times it works then?
02:00 <Doodle> generally
02:00 <Doodle> never had any complaints ;)
02:00 <DemonsRun> Til now
02:00 <L|> i saw DemonsRun's bobbies
02:00 <Doodle> hey
03:00 <L|> lols
03:00 <johninj4u> mmm bobs
03:00 <Doodle> nobody complains, they have to go through a dispute resolution process
03:00 <L|> boobs
03:00 <Doodle> takes months
03:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
03:00 <Doodle> by that time i've moved on
04:00 <DemonsRun> Hopeless
04:00 <Doodle> to my hand
04:00 <chelle> hmm
04:00 <L|> chelley
05:00 <Doodle> bipolar bearhug
06:00 <L|> nah
07:00 <L|> iam very gentle
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Philip Oakley & Giorgio Moroder - Together In Electric Dreams.mp3 (8.81MB 128kbps Stereo 9:37)
08:00 <Doodle> hai Kelvinator
09:00 <Kelevra> Hai peenwah, how are you on this fine day?
09:00 <Doodle> not bad considering its been a total fuck up so far
09:00 <Doodle> you?
10:00 <Kelevra> Aww why? I'm utterly confused, the washing machine says I have too many suds.. Stupid smart washing machine
11:00 <Kelevra> WHY BE A SMARTASS MACHINE
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <Kelevra> fricken technology
11:00 <Doodle> i went in to work for no reason earlier
11:00 <Kelevra> Did they call you in?
11:00 <Doodle> had to hand my time sheet in and they already sent one off for me
11:00 <Doodle> without telling me
11:00 <chelle> nice one, my boss does that sometimes
11:00 <Doodle> NO
12:00 <Kelevra> Oh what dickheads, maybe call next time
12:00 <Doodle> its not nice
12:00 <Doodle> its fucking annoying
12:00 <Doodle> it says on the sheet
12:00 <Doodle> i have to hand it in before 12 monday
12:00 <Doodle> so i go in at 10:30 and its done
12:00 <Kelevra> Hopefully they put in extra hours
12:00 <Doodle> lol yeah right
12:00 <Doodle> i want my $3 of petrol back
13:00 <Kelevra> Claim it on tax or something
13:00 <Doodle> yeah i will
13:00 <Kelevra> $3 are you that hard up
13:00 <Doodle> no lol
13:00 <Doodle> but i'm a tightass
13:00 <Kelevra> Hookers must be expensive there
13:00 <Kelevra> ;p
13:00 <Doodle> lol sif i pay for sex
13:00 <Doodle> i only pay for it after they turn into whining bitches
14:00 <Doodle> well, everybody pays for it
14:00 <Kelevra> True, you just take off your glasses and rest your penis on their leg hey
14:00 <Doodle> looool
14:00 <Doodle> something like that
14:00 <Kelevra> How you doin
14:00 <Kelevra> Haha
15:00 <Doodle> it always helps if you stick googly eyes on your knob too
15:00 <Kelevra> I finally got half decent sleep last night, starting to feel more human
15:00 <Doodle> just a cunt getting them off
15:00 <Doodle> nice
15:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha omg I'd laugh so hard if a guy did that
15:00 <Kelevra> Then I'd get naked
15:00 <Kelevra> Its genius
15:00 <Doodle> lolol
16:00 <Doodle> i think we grossed them all out
16:00 <Doodle> GOOD
16:00 <Kelevra> I woke up to pee during the night, noticed my sister had spewed in the toilet, I checked the seat for secretions, saw none and did my business on her spew
16:00 <Kelevra> I dunno who is worse, her or me, she should've flushed
16:00 <Doodle> :S
17:00 <Doodle> is your sister hot
17:00 <Kelevra> I guess she's a water/spew saver
17:00 <Kelevra> I reckon she is
17:00 <Doodle> awes
17:00 <Doodle> is she legal
17:00 <Kelevra> She's half Asian, yeah she's 20
17:00 <Doodle> aweser
17:00 <Doodle> does she like losers?
18:00 <L|> im in
18:00 <L|> lol
18:00 <L|> she loves losers
18:00 <Kelevra> Her bf is a pompous douchebag but I wouldn't say He's a total loser
18:00 <Doodle> she sounds dreamy
18:00 <Doodle> which half of her is asian? top or bottom half?
18:00 <Doodle> cos she might have a sideways slit
19:00 <Kelevra> She was banished from the house for two nights, oh I've always wanted to ask her that
19:00 <Doodle> loool
19:00 <Kelevra> 'How do your pubes grow?"
19:00 <Kelevra> Wildfire or fine
19:00 <Doodle> she's asian, they dont grow they glow
19:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
19:00 <Kelevra> Yellow fever
19:00 <Doodle> kekekekeke
20:00 <Kelevra> Its funny my dad is kind of racist, he calls her ding dong
20:00 <Kelevra> Its hilarious
20:00 <Doodle> olawd
20:00 <Doodle> well i spose if anyone can say it he can
20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah true
20:00 <Doodle> ding dong macadangdang
20:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
21:00 <Doodle> my cat is sitting on the kitchen windowsill giving me evils
21:00 <Kelevra> Its like calling an African boomshakkalakalakaboom
21:00 <L|> hmm tipst
21:00 <L|> y
21:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
21:00 <Kelevra> Do you still have rooster
21:00 <Doodle> unfortunately
21:00 <Kelevra> Haha
21:00 <Doodle> he killed another bird
21:00 <Doodle> thats 2 this week
22:00 <Kelevra> Aww was he all proud
22:00 <Doodle> yes lol
22:00 <Doodle> cunt
22:00 <Doodle> right next to the back door
22:00 <Kelevra> Cats have such a superior complex about them
22:00 <Doodle> definitely
23:00 <Kelevra> I imagine they're like kids, feed me, yes I want attention no not now, go away
23:00 <Doodle> haha
23:00 <johninj4u> lol there's an acapella version of that 'blue'song
23:00 <johninj4u> might chuck it on for the lols
23:00 <Doodle> eiffel 65??
23:00 <Kelevra> Hrmm the washing machine stopped, I wonder what its going to tell me now
24:00 <johninj4u> yeh
24:00 <Kelevra> 'I won't hang myself out bitch'
24:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> It said 'its been 110 washes since you cleaned me'
25:00 <Kelevra> Its been more then that buddy
25:00 <Doodle> who cleans a washing machine
26:00 <Doodle> thats like keeping your oven warm
26:00 <Doodle> in case you want to use it
26:00 <Kelevra> I've never cleaned one, I thought they just clean themselves
26:00 <Doodle> yeah fkn hell its all soapy water jesus
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm not even going to Google it
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Kelevra> CLEAN YOURSELF IF YOU'RE SO SMART
27:00 <Doodle> damn right
27:00 <Doodle> my cat can clean himself and he's retarded
27:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
27:00 <Doodle> usually he just licks his butthole
27:00 <Doodle> while maintaining eye contact with me
27:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha how romantic
28:00 <Doodle> i wish i knew girls who could do that
28:00 <Kelevra> He probably wonders who cleans yours or thinks you're a feral bastard
28:00 <Doodle> loooool
28:00 <Kelevra> 'That guy who feeds me never licks his ass, filthy cunt'
28:00 <Doodle> hahaha
28:00 <Doodle> also
29:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10383102_837350449640571_8410640785699477768_n.jpg?oh=033ac46870901027fe63a4a4568df5ec&oe=5529DE53&__gda__=1428237035_caef53604e5728569b626f0e5776c8ca
29:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
30:00 <Doodle> toot toot
30:00 <Kelevra> Every guy I've known with a Honda is a dickhead
30:00 <Doodle> yeah
30:00 <Doodle> poodleman used to have a honda
30:00 <Doodle> and well
30:00 <chelle> I have a honda
30:00 <Doodle> he is clearly a dickhead
30:00 <chelle> so fuck you both :D
30:00 <Kelevra> I dunno who that is
30:00 <Doodle> you're a girl tho
30:00 <Doodle> hondas are great cars
30:00 <Doodle> just not manly
31:00 <Kelevra> You're a wombam
31:00 <Kelevra> Woman even
31:00 <chelle> whatevs!
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Doodle> i like s2000s
31:00 <Doodle> and nsx's
31:00 <Kelevra> I have two legs so you're winning in the game of life
31:00 <Doodle> but the rest aren't much chop
31:00 <Doodle> unless you're a girl and you dont want to go fast
32:00 <Doodle> i drove my doctor's s2000 when i worked for honda
32:00 <Doodle> crashed it into a gutter
32:00 <Doodle> he has an audi now
32:00 <Kelevra> Oh god lol
32:00 <Doodle> ..
32:00 <Doodle> its ok it didnt leave a mark
32:00 <Doodle> so he never knew
32:00 <Doodle> i still see him lol
32:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
33:00 <Doodle> i crashed an rx7 into a gutter as well
33:00 <Doodle> 2 actually including my own
34:00 <Kelevra> What is with you and crashing
34:00 <Kelevra> Do you have a license?
34:00 <Doodle> yep and all my points
34:00 <Doodle> this was all back when i was young and happy and gay
34:00 <Kelevra> Oh to live in butt fuck nowhere
34:00 <Doodle> crashed my 180sx into a gutter
34:00 <Doodle> i think
35:00 <Doodle> there is a theme here
35:00 <Kelevra> Gutters aren't your friends
35:00 <Doodle> we have bluestone gutters lol
35:00 <Doodle> stupid things
35:00 <johninj4u> just put the foot down a bt much going out of corners?
35:00 <Kelevra> Or you need better glasses or to stop wearing heels
35:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
35:00 <johninj4u> thats uaually how it happens
35:00 <Doodle> one of the rx7's i dropped off the side of a driveway while reversing it into the showroom
35:00 <johninj4u> ah
35:00 <Kelevra> Omg lol
35:00 <Doodle> the other one was from me sliding it around a roundabout in the wet
36:00 <Doodle> 4 times
36:00 <johninj4u> the wishbone went on my fairmont going around a corner
36:00 <Doodle> great days
36:00 <johninj4u> that was fun
36:00 <Doodle> haha damn
36:00 <johninj4u> it wouldn't slide out like the v8
36:00 <johninj4u> so i just went faster
36:00 <johninj4u> then it snapped
36:00 <johninj4u> fucking spun me around before i could blink
37:00 <Doodle> yeah my rx7 had active rear toe
37:00 <Doodle> so you'd get into a slide
37:00 <Doodle> then bam 180 degrees
37:00 <johninj4u> my ass actually puckered that day
37:00 <johninj4u> thought it was a myth
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <Doodle> nah
37:00 <Doodle> def not a myth
37:00 <Doodle> my ass puckering moment was when i first drove a semi rigid for mazda
37:00 <Doodle> and nobody told me where the engine brake was
38:00 <johninj4u> lol
38:00 <Doodle> 1st corner coming up
38:00 <Doodle> pump brakes and it just makes air noises
38:00 <johninj4u> roo rooh
38:00 <Doodle> thankfully i found the switch about 10m before the intersection
38:00 <johninj4u> how did you get out of that one?
38:00 <Doodle> locked it all up
38:00 <johninj4u> ahh nice
38:00 <Kelevra> No wonder you don't work at a car company anymore
38:00 <Doodle> lol it wasnt my fault
39:00 <Kelevra> That's what they all say!
39:00 <Doodle> i'm great at driving other peoples cars, its usually my own that i crash
39:00 <johninj4u> if they trusted him it's their bad
39:00 <Doodle> in fairness the rx7 that i dropped into a gutter had a veilside bodykit on it
39:00 <Doodle> that made it impossible to see out of
39:00 <Doodle> and i was going to buy it
39:00 <Doodle> but decided not to
40:00 <johninj4u> lol
40:00 <johninj4u> suddenly
40:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
40:00 <Doodle> after i broke it
40:00 <Doodle> i sent it back on the truck to mildura
40:00 <Doodle> in 2 pieces
40:00 <Kelevra> Lol
40:00 <Kelevra> Was the owner happy
40:00 <sleeping> i only slept for like 4 hours
40:00 <Doodle> dunno i never spoke to him :)
40:00 <sleeping> 5 hours
40:00 <johninj4u> they probs have insurance for that kinda shit
40:00 <Doodle> yeah
41:00 <sleeping> that should be enough
41:00 <Doodle> we repaired it all
41:00 <Doodle> i just sent the bumper back separately
41:00 <Doodle> ..
41:00 <johninj4u> yeah nobody wants to buy your car with a faulty bumper m8
41:00 <Doodle> haha
41:00 <johninj4u> can't even crash into a little gutter
41:00 <Doodle> it had a fucking mugen badge on it
42:00 <johninj4u> adds 20HP
42:00 <sleeping> hahaha
42:00 <Doodle> yeh lol
42:00 <Doodle> anyway time to do stuff to things
43:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzz o/
43:00 <johninj4u> cya
43:00 <Kelevra> I've done all my stuff :/
43:00 <johninj4u> trying to get all this music fixed so i can do a windows install and put an SSD in 
45:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped
45:00 <Kelevra> Healthy
46:00 <BlackDevil> it is
46:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I once didn't shit for four weeks, it was a monumental moment when I did
46:00 <Pieter> uNF !
47:00 <sleeping> Monday
48:00 <Kelevra> Yes it is Monday
48:00 <sleeping> we always used to listen to tom jones on monday
49:00 <Pieter> im gonna shooooOOOoooooot 
49:00 <Kelevra> Sounds exciting
49:00 <Pieter> the whole day down !
49:00 <sleeping> take ur $10 to the chemist Pieter 
49:00 <Kelevra> It
49:00 <Kelevra> It's $5 for methadone
50:00 <Pieter> good i can get 2 doses then
50:00 <Pieter> =p
50:00 <sleeping> $50 for a hit
50:00 <sleeping> it will be about $60
50:00 <Kelevra> He could get a pie and coke or something for the other five and throw it up after the methadone
51:00 <sleeping> nah not done
51:00 <Pieter> i prefer my subway
51:00 <sleeping> yeh
51:00 <sleeping> have a sub
51:00 <Pieter> 6ft and a coke
51:00 <Pieter> g" evfen
51:00 <Pieter> gah
51:00 <Pieter> stupid sticky chicken fingers:(
51:00 <Kelevra> The coke is water and syrup at subway
52:00 <sleeping> i had the BMT
52:00 <sleeping> it was shit
52:00 <Kelevra> What is a BMT?
52:00 <sleeping> salami, ham
52:00 <johninj4u> BLT?
52:00 <sleeping> it would be on the subway website
52:00 <Kelevra> Ooooooer I love salami
54:00 <Kelevra> I once had a chicken sub but it tasted like fish, qld subway can't be trusted
54:00 <Pieter> it just took me 4 minutes to figure out how to use a bottle opener
54:00 <sleeping> i always used to get the meatball
54:00 <Pieter> pizza sub !
54:00 <Kelevra>  I heard the meatball isn't so great
55:00 <Kelevra> Dylan used to get the pizza one, its too much for me
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a fan of olives but I always get my capricossa with olives
56:00 <Kelevra> I like the residue it leaves behind
56:00 <sleeping> i have all the salads
56:00 <sleeping> except tomato
56:00 <chelle> lol residue
56:00 <chelle> I usually get a turkey sub
56:00 <Kelevra> Yay a pickle fan
57:00 <sleeping> the olives are pretty good
57:00 <sleeping> they jipped me on the pickles
57:00 <Kelevra> I might like them someday, I barely have given them a chance
57:00 <Kelevra> I always get extra pickles on my burgers and rolls
57:00 <sleeping> lol
58:00 <Kelevra> In s.a they let me buy a cup full
58:00 <Kelevra> I felt like crap after it but it was nommy
58:00 <Floss> cup full of what>/
58:00 <sleeping> pickles
58:00 <Kelevra> Sometimes I need to binge to get things out of my system
58:00 <Kelevra> Yeah pickles
58:00 <chelle> you know you can buy them in cans and jars sweet pea
59:00 <Kelevra> I eat them out of the jar at home
59:00 <sleeping> yeh
59:00 <sleeping> at supermarket
59:00 <chelle> yes
59:00 <Floss> lol a cup full of pickles
59:00 <Kelevra> chelle: you obviously think I'm really dumb..
59:00 <Floss> i bought sweet mustard pickles yesterday
59:00 <sleeping> can of the big ones
59:00 <sleeping> they are delicious
59:00 <Floss> iga had em on special
59:00 <Kelevra> When I'm out I'm not going to carry a jar of pickles around
59:00 <sleeping> y not
00:00 <Kelevra> That's just silly, subway cup fulls or macca cups are more appropriate for outings
00:00 <sleeping> i always take wine on my outings
00:00 <Kelevra> Plus they're already sliced, no one wants to see someone gorging whole pickles in public
01:00 <sleeping> no one cares
01:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8426959616/h290E12C3/
01:00 <Kelevra> Plus pickle jar spills are the suck
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm not clicking your link BlackDevil 
01:00 <BlackDevil> its funny
02:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil: did you say happy birthday to your boyfriend today?
02:00 <BlackDevil> whom?
02:00 <Kelevra> Anthony, my phone reminded me
02:00 <chelle> Kelevra: oh right
02:00 <chelle> I'm having a dumb day
02:00 <chelle> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> I don't understand
08:00 <BlackDevil> chelle can click my link
08:00 <johninj4u> not that great 2/10
09:00 <BlackDevil> it was
09:00 <BlackDevil> because its true
11:00 <Kelevra> It sounds riveting
11:00 <johninj4u> https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/7871A0ADC41167912796068233216_3d8495cb6fe.1.5.2608855566538567322.mp4?versionId=izhBdYPcHAJ3RhZJlBMG14kkGtFfvkpE 
12:00 <johninj4u> they almost landed a rocket backwards man
12:00 <johninj4u> thats pretty hard to do
13:00 <Pieter> heh
13:00 <Floss> johninjail4u
16:00 <johninj4u> lo
16:00 <johninj4u> i'm in jail now?
19:00 <Kelevra> Wouldn't surprise me if jails had wireless these days
21:00 <Pieter> gday pete
25:00 <Pete> doing house work then going out  for lunch
25:00 <Pete> :(
25:00 <Pete> stupid house work
25:00 <johninj4u> well i'm not in jail yet as much as some people try
25:00 <johninj4u> i wouldn't mind though
25:00 <johninj4u> lots of drugs and sex
25:00 <Pete> drugs in jail come on dude you gotta be kidding me dude, 
25:00 <johninj4u> its easier to get drugs in jail than it is outside
25:00 <Kelevra> There's probably more drugs in there then out
26:00 <MusiciaN> hello all
26:00 <L|> oh i love u
27:00 <L|> oh i gone
27:00 <L|> oh i dont care how much u suffer
27:00 <L|> fucken cunts
27:00 <MusiciaN> o.0
27:00 <Sponge> is everything ok fellas?
28:00 <MusiciaN> anybody watching constantine, there's a new ep out
28:00 <L|> fuck up every one
28:00 <L|> till
28:00 <L|> it happens
28:00 <L|> u dont mean shit
28:00 <L|> u all fuck off
29:00 <johninj4u> lol
29:00 <L|> nah i said fuck up
29:00 <johninj4u> make me
29:00 <L|> i could smash fuck out of u
29:00 <Kelevra> Lol
29:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i don't think anybody cares L|
30:00 <Kelevra> Smash the fuck out of text moite
30:00 <L|> women settle fo scum
30:00 <L|> cause of cash
30:00 <L|> fuck u
30:00 <Kelevra> Awesome story
31:00 <MusiciaN> scum with money beats scum without
31:00 <Kelevra> Haha
31:00 <L|> leave my place so scum can come in
31:00 <L|> fuck i would kill most of u
31:00 <L|> in one split
31:00 <L|> second
32:00 <johninj4u> you gave loof a fake adress when he called you on it chris
32:00 <johninj4u> you are a bitch
32:00 <Kelevra> Interesting
32:00 <L|> nah fuck u
32:00 <BlackDevil> johninj4u taste like weed
33:00 <MusiciaN> anybody seen the movie the judge with RDJr
33:00 <johninj4u> go kick some more doorframes
33:00 <L|> i call feds again
33:00 <L|> u are fucked
33:00 <johninj4u> lol
33:00 <L|> nah dont laugh
33:00 <johninj4u> "people are being mean to me on the internet!"
33:00 <Digerati> hello
33:00 <Kelevra> The feds mate
33:00 <BlackDevil> im going to restart my phone
33:00 <BlackDevil> so dont call me
33:00 <Digerati> peace...
33:00 <Digerati> hi all
33:00 <johninj4u> ok
33:00 <Floss> need a fresh start
33:00 <MusiciaN> are they being mean to him, all i see is him threatening to kill everybody
34:00 <BlackDevil> yea even phones need a restart
34:00 <L|> just want me to leave
34:00 <johninj4u> yeah it would be self defence
34:00 <L|> so u can do ya suadi shit
34:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: that's all I can see aswell
34:00 <MusiciaN> of course they do i reboot my phone every other day
34:00 <Kelevra> Random stuff
35:00 <Digerati> L| what's with the hostility ?
35:00 <johninj4u> ban chris before you go BlackDevil
35:00 <MusiciaN> i think his sister turned him down for a handy j
35:00 <Kelevra> Drug shortage in the area or lack of medication maybe
35:00 <BlackDevil> ill ban johninja
35:00 <Kelevra> Orrrr boredom
35:00 <Digerati> maybe Kelevra
36:00 <Digerati> drugs will do it
36:00 <Digerati> i been off seroquel now for the past month
36:00 <BlackDevil> `ban johninj4
36:00 <Kelevra> I don't know what that is tbh
36:00 <Floss> awww why
36:00 <BlackDevil> hmmm doesnt work
36:00 <Digerati> only taking oxycodyne now for the back pain
36:00 <Digerati> because they are bad to mix floss
37:00 <johninj4> yeah i'm pretty hard to ban
37:00 <Pieter> ooer i did well this electricity period
37:00 <Kelevra> Must be a lot of pain you're in
37:00 <Pieter> only $203 for 92 days
37:00 <Pieter> :)
37:00 <Digerati> was on seroquel and oxy for 3 years
37:00 <Pieter> seraquel is calming
37:00 <BlackDevil> so who is chris?
37:00 <Digerati> seroquel is $150.00 for a pack of 90
37:00 <johninj4> L|
37:00 <Pieter> i get it off people upstairs
38:00 <Pieter> half a tablet before sleep = awesome sleep
38:00 <johninj4> why do we need that cunt here
38:00 <Pieter> :))
38:00 <Digerati> that's retarded pieter
38:00 <johninj4> he just makes people want to leave
38:00 <Digerati> they are prescribed those meds for a reason
38:00 <Pieter> quit your bitching johninj4
38:00 <Pieter> whinger
38:00 <Pieter> Digerati: i care
38:00 <BlackDevil> johninj4 is a bitch
38:00 <Kelevra> I've had oxycontine for severe pain before, I didn't like it
38:00 <johninj4> it's what i do
38:00 <Kelevra> Makes me very ill
39:00 <Digerati> pieter, go on heroin, walk in the hospital when you are addicted
39:00 <Pieter> wtf hell no
39:00 <Floss> wtf is a matroska video file
39:00 <johninj4> more people in #syd now
39:00 <johninj4> this room has gone to hell
39:00 <Pieter> im on suboxone to get off kapranol
40:00 <johninj4> lol
40:00 <Pieter> lol
40:00 <johninj4> addicted to drugs? here have some more drugs
40:00 <Digerati> and ask cancer patients that are dying for there morpheine tabs, for your recreational use, i knew a few heroin addicts without any health issues at the hospital i worked at, that did that... so we paid a few people to beat them up
41:00 <Digerati> gave them some brain damage
41:00 <Pieter> jesus
41:00 <Digerati> after all they are sick
41:00 <Pieter> your stupidity is astounding
41:00 <Digerati> it is
41:00 <sleeping> they dont make heroin anymore do they
41:00 <Digerati> you should know stupidity right ?
41:00 <Pieter> fentanyl is now going around as street heroin
41:00 <sleeping> what is sub whatever
41:00 <Kelevra> Heroin is so 90's
41:00 <sleeping> sub something
41:00 <sleeping> its like a strip
42:00 <sleeping> just disolves
42:00 <johninj4> they stopped making heroin after kobaine died
42:00 <johninj4> realised they went too far
42:00 <sleeping> haha
42:00 <Pieter> sleeping: suboxone
42:00 <Pieter> its what im on
42:00 <Pieter> they're like listorine strips
42:00 <sleeping> a little plastic thing ? and its like yeh
42:00 <Pieter> but goes under the tongue
42:00 <sleeping> a redish strip thing
42:00 <sleeping> shoot it up
42:00 <Pieter> its orange
42:00 <Kelevra> Drugs are very bad
42:00 <Digerati> pieter i known you here since the early 2000's, you know who i am, longie and stebie know me well, same isp since 2000's, you know my nick is Atari, and you know i don't talk shit, so don't feed me shit
43:00 <sleeping> it gets you hell stoned Pieter 
43:00 <johninj4> lol
43:00 <johninj4> shooting up pure air is the ultimate high
43:00 <Digerati> you are taking medicine from patients
43:00 <Kelevra> Cheese and ham toastie or beef stroganoff for lunch, I'm tied
43:00 <Pieter> no it doesnt
43:00 <sleeping> but i was throwing up 
43:00 <Digerati> pieter
43:00 <Pieter> theres no high to it whatsoever
43:00 <johninj4> try it 
43:00 <Digerati> seroquel is prescribed
43:00 <sleeping> it made me yack up for like hours
43:00 <Digerati> ok pieter
43:00 <Digerati> so stfu :)
43:00 <Digerati> what you are doing is sick
44:00 <Pieter> wtf
44:00 <Pieter> grow up
44:00 <Digerati> and you have the gaul to say it on irc
44:00 <Kelevra> Sick mate
44:00 <Digerati> that you take seroquel from people upstairs
44:00 <Digerati> you are sick
44:00 <Kelevra> Who in the real world would he say it to
44:00 <Pieter> i have the 'gaul' to say it on irc because I dont give the slightest fuck about any judgements made here
44:00 <BlackDevil> im going to bounce up and down
44:00 <Pieter> jesus , living a life dictated by people on irc
44:00 <Pieter> riiight
44:00 <Digerati> i know Kelevra  :(
44:00 <Pieter> :/
44:00 <Digerati> has to say it on irc
44:00 <sleeping> heh
44:00 <Kelevra> Bouncy bounce bounce
44:00 <Digerati> to look tough
45:00 <johninj4> he gets pretty upset about what i say on irc a lot
45:00 <Pieter> tough?
45:00 <Kelevra> No one thinks he's tough
45:00 <Digerati> he doesn't realise there are humans that are actually sick
45:00 <Pieter> what the fuck is tough about it
45:00 <Pieter> make some fucking sense
45:00 <sleeping> hahahaha
45:00 <Kelevra> We've seen him, skin and bones
45:00 <Digerati> you have no sense idiot
45:00 <Kelevra> 'I knew chopper'
45:00 <sleeping> rofl
45:00 <Digerati> you should be locked up
45:00 <Kelevra> 'I have a cat'
45:00 <johninj4> lol imagine chopper being mates with piet
45:00 <Kelevra> Rawr
45:00 <Digerati> and given anal retention
46:00 <johninj4> like he couldn't find any other junkies to be mates with
46:00 <Pieter> you sad bunch
46:00 <Digerati> john, shut up
46:00 <Digerati> shhh
46:00 <Digerati> please
46:00 <Pieter> and this is why you kids wont go outside
46:00 <Digerati> pieter, look at what you posted
46:00 <Pieter> no one would put up with the stupidity
46:00 <Pieter> so this is the only place left
46:00 <Kelevra> Choppers son hangs in collingwood but to my knowledge He's underage
46:00 <Pieter> annyway , *muah*
46:00 <Kelevra> Maybe groom him
46:00 <johninj4> is that why you come here piet?
47:00 <sleeping> Kelevra, i think they live in perth now
47:00 <Pieter> whinge whinge whinge
47:00 <Kelevra> Oh my bad
47:00 <Pieter> wah wah wah i hbate the world *tears*
47:00 <johninj4> you just had a huge bitch session
47:00 <Digerati> pieter, i take drugs that are prescribed for severe pain and sickness, a drug addict who has no sickness or pain is just a plaub drug addict that took it from the start for recreational use
47:00 <Pieter> bbl , stupidity is at its peak
47:00 <Kelevra> I just go on information I last heard
47:00 <Digerati> pieter, you are not human
48:00 <Digerati> you have not a mind to understand
48:00 <johninj4> yeh last i heard he was in melbourne
48:00 <Digerati> you are a criminal, that's why
48:00 <Digerati> full of hatred and anger
48:00 <johninj4> think he died there
48:00 <johninj4> the son would probably go back to his biological mother in tassie
49:00 <Digerati> Kelevra , 2 things in my life i dont trust
49:00 <Digerati> cops and criminals...
49:00 <sleeping> chopper was a jew
49:00 <Digerati> i just follow the law
49:00 <Digerati> cops are not the law
49:00 <Kelevra> I just heard his son smokes ciggies and yeah hangs in collingwood and looks a lot like his old man
49:00 <Digerati> they only enforce the law
50:00 <Kelevra> That is all
50:00 <sleeping> his son is only like 12 years old or something
50:00 <Digerati> to me, both are scum when they fall into shit
50:00 <Kelevra> Nothing special
50:00 <sleeping> big curley haired jew kid
50:00 <johninj4> it would be pretty bad move to leave him in melbourne
50:00 <Kelevra> Haha
50:00 <Digerati> cops and criminals
50:00 <johninj4> get lots of people trying to get him into crime
50:00 <Digerati> miitary is who run the country and gvt
50:00 <Digerati> military and gvt
50:00 <Kelevra> Nah no one would pick on him unless he turned into a shithead
50:00 <Digerati> cops are civilians
50:00 <Digerati> public servants
50:00 <Kelevra> Or wanted a rep like his dad
50:00 <Digerati> slaves...
51:00 <sleeping> yeah but they have more power than civilians
51:00 <johninj4> he will turn itno a shithead because everyone would be like "oh shit it's choppers son lets get high with him"
51:00 <Digerati> they are civilians
51:00 <Kelevra> Ysosrs2dai
51:00 <Digerati> public servants are civilians
51:00 <Digerati> non civilian is military
51:00 <Digerati> learn the defintion on the web
51:00 <Digerati> please
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm so uninterested
51:00 <Kelevra> >.>
52:00 <Digerati> so am i :)
52:00 <Digerati> hehe
52:00 <Kelevra> Lol
52:00 <Digerati> i agree with that :)
52:00 <johninj4> lol
52:00 <Digerati> fuck em
52:00 <Digerati> we are just nigger slaves
52:00 <Kelevra> I'm white
52:00 <Digerati> white and black
52:00 <Digerati> i am a dog :)
52:00 <Digerati> woof
52:00 <sleeping> ;/
52:00 <Kelevra> I'm a wigger and I'm too lazy to be a slave
53:00 <Digerati> half of the staff and crims left the local pokies venue cos of me
53:00 <johninj4> what did you do?
53:00 <johninj4> talk to them?
53:00 <Digerati> nothing
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm still contemplating lunch.. I'll do that for a while
53:00 <Digerati> it's because i dont speak when i go in there
53:00 <Digerati> and sit down and ignore people :) haha
53:00 <Digerati> some idiot came up to me
53:00 <Digerati> and said
53:00 <johninj4> /ignore *@*
54:00 <Digerati> "i heard you were in army"
54:00 <Digerati> security guard
54:00 <Kelevra> I've yet to find where pokies are in my area lol
54:00 <BlackDevil> Burbank police confirm reality TV star Greg Plitt was with film crew when he was struck by Metrolink train 
54:00 <Digerati> i never mentioned to anyone in there i was in army
54:00 <BlackDevil> wonder if they will 'leak' the video
54:00 <Digerati> geeze
54:00 <Digerati> they leaked me
54:00 <Digerati> hey devil
55:00 <Digerati> i beseech thee oh devi
55:00 <Digerati> they still didn't kick me out of the venue but :)
55:00 <Digerati> have done nothing wrong :) hehe
56:00 <Digerati> except drink and say nothing
56:00 <Digerati> heaps of coffees for free :)
56:00 <Digerati> wooo hoooo
56:00 <Digerati> i will shup now :)
57:00 <sleeping> sits there playing keno
57:00 <Kelevra> The free coffee thing wouldn't tempt me
57:00 <Kelevra> Does keno still exist? Oh they made it digital yeah?
57:00 <sleeping> yeh
57:00 <Kelevra> Dodgy!
57:00 <sleeping> its like a 5 million dollar jackpot or something
58:00 <sleeping> or maybe less
58:00 <sleeping> for 10 numbers
58:00 <Kelevra> My mum used to play keno but I never learnt how to gamble
58:00 <sleeping> i cant remember
58:00 <Kelevra> I can't even figure out the horses lol
58:00 <johninj4> it's pretty easy
58:00 <sleeping> u just put the code in
58:00 <sleeping> its on the screen
59:00 <sleeping> tele text
59:00 <sleeping> sky text
59:00 <johninj4> race number horse number, bet or place wager
59:00 <Digerati> https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=QGRbVLX8EsiN8Qf7_4DIAw&gws_rd=ssl#q=civilian+definition
59:00 <Kelevra> I found out the other day apparently grey hounds can't sit, they can only lay and stand
59:00 <johninj4> *win
59:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if that's true
59:00 <Digerati> a person not in the armed services or polioce force
59:00 <Digerati> or....
59:00 <sleeping> quinella
00:00 <Digerati> a ex military or ex police are still not civlians because they are still members, and get a vetarans affair pension
00:00 <BlackDevil> anyone seen the new mythbusters?
00:00 <Kelevra> If I couldn't sit that'd suck
00:00 <Digerati> so ex military and ex cops are not civilians
00:00 <Digerati> property of the gvt
00:00 <sleeping> they live on army bases
01:00 <johninj4> people leave the police force and get other jobs all the time
01:00 <sleeping> i live near swanbourne SAS
01:00 <johninj4> i doubt they are still considered memebers of the force
01:00 <Digerati> kill a ex cop or ex military and see where it get's you
01:00 <Digerati> it dont matter john
01:00 <Digerati> they will always be members
01:00 <Digerati> lifetime member
01:00 <sleeping> my friends dad used to be military
01:00 <Kelevra> Why does the conversation always go back to killing and the law
01:00 <johninj4> what about when they get kicked out
01:00 <sleeping> and he lived on the base
01:00 <johninj4> dishcharged
01:00 <johninj4> lol
02:00 <johninj4> drink is kicking in
02:00 <Digerati> then they are dishonrably discharged, and not member anymore
02:00 <Digerati> that is when they become civilians
02:00 <Digerati> when they are disgraced
02:00 <sleeping> i dont think many people get dishonrably discharged
02:00 <sleeping> u gotta be pretty fit to be in the army
02:00 <sleeping> its pretty hard life
03:00 <johninj4> more soldiers die from suicide than war now
03:00 <Kelevra> My friend is applying to the academy to spite her brother
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
03:00 <Digerati> rank has meaning jogn
03:00 <Digerati> john
03:00 <sleeping> USA is only country who can comit soliders for wars
03:00 <sleeping> watch PBS news hour
03:00 <sleeping> its the best show on TV
04:00 <johninj4> lol
04:00 <Digerati> rank aint about getting it just to be better than another
04:00 <Digerati> it is about deeds
04:00 <sleeping> its on at like 4pm or something
04:00 <Kelevra> I hope she gets in, her brothers a dick, although if she ever arrested me I'd r out her Collier bone dermal piercings
04:00 <Digerati> its the good you have done
04:00 <johninj4> they put people with a college education in at a higher rank though
04:00 <johninj4> so there's that
04:00 <Digerati> you have to deserve rank, and not to just get ranked to be above others
04:00 <Digerati> it dont work like that
04:00 <Digerati> that is what they teach us
04:00 <johninj4> it does though
04:00 <Digerati> in army
04:00 <sleeping> Digerati, were you in the army ?
04:00 <Digerati> it does not mate :(
05:00 <Digerati> my father spent 20 years in the service here
05:00 <Kelevra> I'm frightened to read this shit, its so useless
05:00 <Digerati> i know military life
05:00 <Digerati> i know the shit i went through
05:00 <Digerati> and it is all bullshit
05:00 <Digerati> they want rank to be above others
05:00 <sleeping> cheer up mate
05:00 <sleeping> life aint over yet
06:00 <Digerati> those that become generals do it for nation, they dont give a fuck about money
06:00 <Digerati> they are the elite
06:00 <Digerati> survival
06:00 <Kelevra> sleeping: your optimism is inspiring
06:00 <sleeping> special air services
06:00 <sleeping> those guys are hardcore
06:00 <Digerati> army feeds them, they are monastics
06:00 <sleeping> yeah
06:00 <sleeping> mesh
07:00 <sleeping> they eat good food
07:00 <Digerati> nice food :)
07:00 <Digerati> steaks
07:00 <sleeping> but the backpacks are hella heavy
07:00 <Digerati> get steak and chicken once a week
07:00 <Digerati> laughing
07:00 <Digerati> mostly greens
07:00 <sleeping> but they must get paid more now
07:00 <sleeping> in old days they would only get paid like 300 bux a week
07:00 <sleeping> but that was a lot back then
07:00 <Digerati> average for a general is around 70 grand a year
08:00 <sleeping> these days
08:00 <Digerati> thats enough to feed your family
08:00 <sleeping> a general is pretty high up
08:00 <Digerati> it is nothing
08:00 <sleeping> yeah but they give you free housing
08:00 <sleeping> and shit
08:00 <sleeping> pay for everything
08:00 <Digerati> still need to put some aside for your kids
09:00 <sleeping> the rest they just spend on beer and shit
09:00 <Digerati> whiskey :)
09:00 <Digerati> fuck beer :)
09:00 <sleeping> whatever
09:00 <Kelevra> Beers and hookers
09:00 <Digerati> i love whiskey :)
09:00 <Digerati> booze and bitches :)
09:00 <sleeping> wine
09:00 <Digerati> and big cigars :)
09:00 <MusiciaN> whiskey is alright, scotch is aweful
10:00 <Kelevra> Wine will kill you
10:00 <Digerati> that's all you need in army, booze, bitches and big cigars
10:00 <Digerati> the rest is al bs
10:00 <sleeping> GI joe
10:00 <Kelevra> Cigars are very unforfilling
10:00 <Digerati> comfort grip :)
10:00 <Digerati> stretch armstrong was my forte :)
10:00 <MusiciaN> i only like r&j's
10:00 <MusiciaN> i like that leather taste
10:00 <sleeping> cafe creams
11:00 <Digerati> stretch him oh so right
11:00 <Digerati> he will shrink back to size !
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <Kelevra> Ladies don't usually smoke cigars
11:00 <Digerati> stretch armstrong was an american toy, i had one
11:00 <Digerati> back in the 70's
12:00 <johninj4> it just sounds like masterbation to me
12:00 <Digerati> it does
12:00 <Digerati> if you shove him in your ass
12:00 <MusiciaN> i remember them having a resurgence in the 90's
12:00 <Digerati> ewww
12:00 <johninj4> you put things in your butt when you fap?
12:00 <johninj4> sheesh
12:00 <MusiciaN> friend had one in the 90's and i wanted one
12:00 <Digerati> shitfaced stretch !
12:00 <johninj4> thats dedication
12:00 <Kelevra> I had marbles and pogs
12:00 <Kelevra> Or tazos
12:00 <sleeping> pogs
13:00 <Digerati> that would be funny but, like in the movie green mile
13:00 <johninj4> teenage mutant ninjas turtles
13:00 <Digerati> put some shit in your mouth, when the guard comes, spat it in his face
13:00 <sleeping> i had pogs
13:00 <johninj4> yeh they put it in cups
13:00 <Digerati> ewwww... who's shitfaced now eh !
13:00 <Kelevra> This channel is vulgar and random
13:00 <Digerati> hahaha
13:00 <Kelevra> More so then I remember
13:00 <Kelevra> =O
14:00 <Digerati> shitfights are cool
14:00 <MusiciaN> you must be a monkey
14:00 <sleeping> its like real life
14:00 <Digerati> i fell into a pile of horseshit with a ex friend
14:00 <Digerati> we got into a fight in a barn
14:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil: you seem so tame right now
14:00 <Kelevra> Horse shit is different
14:00 <sleeping> stinks
15:00 <Digerati> took me 5 hours of swimming in ocean to rid the smel
15:00 <johninj4> it's not that bad
15:00 <Digerati> it is bad
15:00 <johninj4> one of the least stinky shits
15:00 <Kelevra> I don't mind the smell of horse manure
15:00 <sleeping> ;/
15:00 <Digerati> it smells good around you
15:00 <Digerati> it dont smell good on you :)
15:00 <Kelevra> ..
15:00 <MusiciaN> compared to pig manure
15:00 <BlackDevil> im tired
15:00 <MusiciaN> it smells like roses
15:00 <BlackDevil> getting ready to take a nap
15:00 <Digerati> crap ?
15:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil: got your PJs on?
16:00 <Digerati> oh... nap
16:00 <BlackDevil> i dont wear clothes when i goto sleep
16:00 <Digerati> sorry, my eyesight is bad dev
16:00 <MusiciaN> who does
16:00 <Kelevra> I've been wearing knickers and a singlet recently
16:00 <Digerati> i sleep with overalls and dirty boots
16:00 <MusiciaN> oOoo nasty
16:00 <sleeping> u sleep in boots ?
16:00 <L|> do it u live runnin
17:00 <L|> nah
17:00 <Kelevra> Sometimes I have to wear a bra cause the boobs are abit stupid
17:00 <Digerati> i want a motor mechanics overalls that are worn for years
17:00 <Digerati> will pay $$$$
17:00 <johninj4> :/
17:00 <sleeping> i wear levi's
17:00 <Digerati> the smell of yakka
17:00 <L|> takes a tap
17:00 <Kelevra> Sif wear jeans to bed
17:00 <L|> in the head some where
17:00 <Kelevra> How uncomfy
17:00 <sleeping> not to bed
17:00 <L|> to kill some one
18:00 <sleeping> when im out
18:00 <MusiciaN> girls think balls would be uncomfortable to have but i recon boobs would be way worse
18:00 <Kelevra> Oh lol
18:00 <MusiciaN> flapping around every which way
18:00 <Kelevra> I was saying to bed
18:00 <L|> i can like put u to sleep
18:00 <sleeping> just wear boardshorts around the house
18:00 <johninj4> boobs are on your chest though
18:00 <L|> with my knuckle
18:00 <johninj4> they don't stick to your leg or get sat on or hit that much
18:00 <L|> fuck
18:00 <L|> start cunts
18:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: boobs hold up okay when you.
18:00 <Kelevra> You're upright
18:00 <Kelevra> Balls look like they'd be all squishy
18:00 <sleeping> any pics of the boobs
18:00 <Kelevra> Chaffing
19:00 <MusiciaN> lol
19:00 <Sponge> pics
19:00 <Kelevra> Nah I'm not a sharing kind of person
19:00 <MusiciaN> balls are fine when you're standing
19:00 <Kelevra> They're not nice boobs 
19:00 <sleeping> silicone ?
19:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3K0CJ8usPU
19:00 <Digerati> check that vid
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Twins Come Out To Dad (Jan 14, 2015) 8:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 12,172,438 views - 102,919 likes (90.7%), 10,504 dislikes (9.3%)
19:00 <Digerati> they both are gay i reckon
19:00 <Kelevra> Nope, if they were plastic I'd request they'd look better
19:00 <Digerati> and suck each others dicks
20:00 <Kelevra> After babies boobies go weirddd
20:00 <MusiciaN> fake boobs would be better, they don't wobble around as much
20:00 <Kelevra> I had a nice pair before my child ravaged my body
20:00 <MusiciaN> lol
20:00 <Digerati> i think they are gay
20:00 <Digerati> i aint sure
20:00 <MusiciaN> my wifes just got a bit bigger
20:00 <Kelevra> Hand full, nips looking fine
20:00 <Kelevra> Now Meh nipples belong on nat geo
20:00 <MusiciaN> they don't seem more unweildy
20:00 <johninj4> phht
21:00 <MusiciaN> all nipples are good
21:00 <Kelevra> Personal taste I guess
21:00 <johninj4> ever seen inverted ones?
21:00 <Kelevra> Or preference
21:00 <johninj4> they are the weird
22:00 <MusiciaN> they're just as fun to play with
22:00 <Kelevra> Kim's daughter has inverted, she's making Neil pay for the op
22:00 <johninj4> yeh looks so odd though
22:00 <Kelevra> Steph has them too
22:00 <Kelevra> The Dr apparently said her child would suck them out but it didn't happen
22:00 <Digerati> if they are gay, and twins, they must hace had sex together
22:00 <johninj4> yeh they just go back in
23:00 <MusiciaN> why would you go under the knife just for introverted nipps
23:00 <sleeping> wtf
23:00 <johninj4> i reckon it could get pretty gross during pregnancy with leakage
23:00 <MusiciaN> just bottle feed like a normal person and get over yourself
23:00 <Kelevra> Digerati: they're gay not incestria l
23:00 <johninj4> would have to get crusty in there
23:00 <sleeping> gay lords
23:00 <Digerati> john, i want to beat up cancer patients and steal their morpheine !
23:00 <Digerati> hahaha
23:00 <johninj4> they are suffering enough man
23:00 <Digerati> yeah
24:00 <johninj4> they actually need it
24:00 <Digerati> may as well put them out of their misery right :)
24:00 <Digerati> rofl
24:00 <Digerati> i know man
24:00 <johninj4> i guess so
24:00 <Digerati> i am just kidding
24:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: its about being comfortable, mine aren't inverted they're just bigger and different to my pure baby nips
24:00 <Digerati> was thinking of pieters shit that came out john
24:00 <sleeping> Digerati, theyre faggots
24:00 <Digerati> wonder if pieter is a poof
24:00 <sleeping> hahah theyre crying
24:00 <sleeping> hahahaha
25:00 <MusiciaN> how are they uncomfortable
25:00 <Digerati> would love him to give me head for 50 cents
25:00 <johninj4> lol
25:00 <sleeping> hahaha
25:00 <Digerati> 60 cents would be what makes me cum
25:00 <Digerati> 50
26:00 <MusiciaN> i can only think it would be uncomfortable while you're having a baby for a few months
26:00 <sleeping> what wouyld u get for tree fiddy
26:00 <johninj4> women aren't meant to have little guy nips
26:00 <Digerati> his arse sleeping
26:00 <MusiciaN> but whatever
26:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: I meant comfortable within appearances
26:00 <Digerati> bound in chains
26:00 <Digerati> bdsm
26:00 <sleeping> heh
27:00 <Kelevra> I was never a flasher but I could stand seeing myse
27:00 <Kelevra> myself naked etc
27:00 <Kelevra> Lol
27:00 <Digerati> does sandpaper and a dildo work for haemmoroids ?
27:00 <MusiciaN> oh well, i go back to my previous statement, she should get over herself and grow up
27:00 <Digerati> thinking of trying that
28:00 <Kelevra> Inverted I think they have problems breast feeding or mastitis or something
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm not completely sure
28:00 <Digerati> i promise i will use methylated spirits when i do it !
28:00 <Sponge> Kelevra was pieter there when the baby was born?
28:00 <Digerati> gotta keep it clean
28:00 <Kelevra> He's not my baby daddy
28:00 <Sponge> oh
28:00 <Kelevra> That's revolting
28:00 <MusiciaN> i'm sure my wife would be more comfortable with boobs the same size
28:00 <Kelevra> Who'd fuck him
28:00 <Digerati> pieter is a prima donna girl, i know him for years
28:00 <Digerati> cant hurt a fly
28:00 <British^Meat> joe bro, sup?
28:00 <MusiciaN> but if she gets an operation i'd still think she's a vein stupid bitch
29:00 <johninj4> hey British^Meat
29:00 <MusiciaN> lol hey djd
29:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: that's your opinion and you're entitled to it
29:00 <British^Meat> how ya doodlin?
30:00 <MusiciaN> i am being content with my life
30:00 <Digerati> i want to get a sex change and work in a thai womens brothel, being a lesbian bitch pimp slave to women
30:00 <MusiciaN> seems rare these days
30:00 <Digerati> hows that sound ?
30:00 <Digerati> thats my dream
30:00 <Kelevra> Sponge: did you just assume or has he been spreading rank shit like that?
30:00 <Digerati> seriously
30:00 <British^Meat> good start, get that cat sorted?'
30:00 <sleeping> lol
31:00 <MusiciaN> yeah she got one
31:00 <Digerati> thai women are shit hot
31:00 <sleeping> what
31:00 <sleeping> cat sorted
31:00 <MusiciaN> and my friends i originally asked took it
31:00 <British^Meat> noice'
31:00 <sleeping> hahahaha
31:00 <MusiciaN> they thought their mum was coming to stay with her dog but she changed her mind
31:00 <sleeping> roflroflrofl
32:00 <Kelevra> So many people want cats recently
32:00 <MusiciaN> and shauna never went back to the house to get the other cat
32:00 <British^Meat> damn dogs
32:00 <Digerati> pussy is nice
32:00 <MusiciaN> so he's still floating around somewhere
32:00 <British^Meat> oh srs
32:00 <British^Meat> i had a mate who did that, pretty slack :/
32:00 <Digerati> chinese fried cat is even better :)
32:00 <British^Meat> poor kitty
32:00 <Kelevra> You must be bored Digerati 
32:00 <MusiciaN> pfft, she went back once or twice
32:00 <MusiciaN> not much of an effort anyway
32:00 <Digerati> kelevra, jk
33:00 <Doodle> friedddd pussyyyyyyy
33:00 <Digerati> it's cruel, i didn't reaise it was a cat in HK
33:00 <Digerati> but it tasted nice
33:00 <johninj4> 120 something people god food poisoning in QLD on new years eve from eating deep fried ice cream
33:00 <Floss> im going to start drinking
33:00 <Kelevra> Web penis/gutter lover
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> ty
33:00 <johninj4> do it Floss
33:00 <Kelevra> :P
33:00 <Floss> this tequila needs to go not enough room in fridge
34:00 <Digerati> i was drunk when i had it, a friend asked for it
34:00 <Digerati> his chinese
34:00 <johninj4> you can keep it in the freezer
34:00 <Doodle> get your top off Floss
34:00 <johninj4> but yeh
34:00 <johninj4> get drunk
34:00 <Floss> and i have fuck all to do while cars being worked on cant go anywhere
34:00 <Kelevra> Ooo the hard stuff
34:00 <Digerati> i didnt realise cat was on the menu
34:00 <Digerati> it tasted like lamb
34:00 <Kelevra> Go Floss 
34:00 <Kelevra> Woot
34:00 <johninj4> i know they have dog resteraunts in korea
34:00 <Floss> yerp
34:00 <Digerati> a bit like rabbit as well
34:00 <MusiciaN> nothing wrong with eating cat, i doubt they were domesticated
34:00 <Floss> getting my set up together
34:00 <Digerati> rabbits are more cuter than cats anyway
34:00 <Doodle> Floss i was going to give you $10 to get your boobs out but i can already see $5 worth
35:00 <Digerati> what makes a cat so better than a rabbit ?
35:00 <Floss> rofl doodle
35:00 <Kelevra> Get comfy, its going to be a bumpy ride
35:00 <Digerati> rabbits cant hurt as much as cats
35:00 <Floss> i can tell you right now as drunk as i can get i still wont
35:00 <Doodle> bah
35:00 <sleeping> u know those people
35:00 <Kelevra> Haven't had tequilla in forever
35:00 <sleeping> got stranged in antarctica
35:00 <sleeping> had to eat the dogs
35:00 <Digerati> you been in antar ?
35:00 <johninj4> they usually eat their dog sled team
35:00 <johninj4> its a hard life
35:00 <sleeping> no
36:00 <sleeping> yeh
36:00 <Digerati> that would be cool
36:00 <sleeping> otherwise they die
36:00 <johninj4> there aren't many wild dogs in antartica man
36:00 <Digerati> freeze your nutsacks
36:00 <sleeping> there is islands off tasmania
36:00 <Floss> i only had a small breakfast several hours ago so i reckon about 3 shots and ill be a gonner
36:00 <sleeping> scientists go to
36:00 <Digerati> i been to king island and deal island
36:00 <Digerati> but that's about it
36:00 <sleeping> ham radio
36:00 <Digerati> yes, dxpeditions
37:00 <Digerati> moonbounce shit
37:00 <Digerati> they do it with yagis
37:00 <MusiciaN> where is king island
37:00 <MusiciaN> they make expensive cream
37:00 <sleeping> maybe near tasmania
37:00 <Digerati> bass strait
37:00 <sleeping> not sure
37:00 <sleeping> tassie
37:00 <johninj4> yeh bass straight will do
37:00 <sleeping> search engine
37:00 <MusiciaN> i think they've started making yogurt or something
37:00 <MusiciaN> or was it mousse
37:00 <johninj4> they have always made cheese
37:00 <johninj4> its good too
37:00 <Digerati> bass strait has only cow farms
38:00 <Digerati> best place for cows
38:00 <Doodle> good thing they cant swim
38:00 <Digerati> cows and lamb
38:00 <MusiciaN> you'd think it would be too salty
38:00 <Digerati> its a clean enviroment that's why
38:00 <johninj4> i'm not sure if they can or not
38:00 <johninj4> sheep can swim for a bit
38:00 <Doodle> not across the ocean
38:00 <johninj4> maybe its the wool
38:00 <Digerati> kangaroo island is the best island in the world but
38:00 <Doodle> cos have udders man
38:00 <Doodle> w
38:00 <MusiciaN> yes the cow/sheep dips have it so they have to swim a couple of meters
38:00 <sleeping> adelaide
39:00 <MusiciaN> they can't do much more
39:00 <Digerati> yeah
39:00 <Digerati> that is paradise there
39:00 <sleeping> adelaide is sick
39:00 <Digerati> adelaide is hippy heaven
39:00 <L|> fuck heads sup
39:00 <Digerati> i love hippys
39:00 <johninj4> theres some cheap land on kangaroo island
39:00 <L|> oi Digerati u fuck head
39:00 <MusiciaN> i am a hippy
39:00 <johninj4> not keen though
39:00 <L|> sup
39:00 <Digerati> yo
39:00 <Doodle> hippies smell
39:00 <L|> u wanta sleep with satan or god
39:00 <Doodle> like patchouli
39:00 <MusiciaN> i've made my own soap
40:00 <Doodle> and b.o.
40:00 <L|> no such thing
40:00 <Digerati> totally, i got long hair and torn jeans, walk barefoot
40:00 <Doodle> and nag champra
40:00 <L|> there is just chris
40:00 <Digerati> love it :)
40:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: that's pretty cool
40:00 <Floss> get him to the greek
40:00 <MusiciaN> yeah, it's neat cause you can learn to taylor it to what you want pretty easy
40:00 <L|> u wanta sleep with satan or god
40:00 <Floss> is not a good drinking choice
40:00 <Kelevra> I thought of making candles but its just an idea I'm strumming around
40:00 <Digerati> and the sign said, long haired freaky people need not apply !
41:00 <MusiciaN> i made an acne soap that worked better than clearasil
41:00 <Kelevra> I heard  its ,essy
41:00 <L|> fuck
41:00 <Kelevra> Messy
41:00 <L|> lame
41:00 <L|> lemmings
41:00 <Doodle> lemons
41:00 <L|> u play that game
41:00 <MusiciaN> not messy at all
41:00 <L|> thats what u are
41:00 <Digerati> sign sign can't you read the sign...
41:00 <johninj4> it was when i tried to make candles
41:00 <L|> fucken faggots
41:00 <johninj4> i had nfi what i was doing though
41:00 <L|> ruin a life
41:00 <L|> for what
42:00 <Doodle> for fun
42:00 <L|> man
42:00 <L|> like
42:00 <MusiciaN> dipping candles would be messier than soap
42:00 <Digerati> i seen a sign, that say's "I AM GAY" next to a church in caulfield
42:00 <Digerati> so funny :)
42:00 <Kelevra> I've been looking into craft making but my friend said its costly and unappreciated
42:00 <Doodle> someone has grafitti'd the local supermarket with big GAY LOVE letters
42:00 <johninj4> lol
42:00 <Digerati> hahahha
42:00 <Doodle> i thought it was [Maverick]
42:00 <MusiciaN> with soap you just pour ingrediants in to a pot and heat it, tip in a jar of caustic soda and stir that for a bit then put it into molds
42:00 <Doodle> but he's in wa
42:00 <L|> do u watch ppl shit johninj4
43:00 <L|> i reckon u do faggot
43:00 <johninj4> you need to calm down chris
43:00 <L|> nah fuck u
43:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: did you do it at home?
43:00 <Doodle> go play on the road chris
43:00 <Kelevra> Lol Doodle is going to be an excellent father someday
43:00 <MusiciaN> yeah Kelevra, in the laundry on the washing machine with the door open, use a gas cooker portable bbq
43:00 <Doodle> lol gross
44:00 <johninj4> "is that a person on the road?" "nah it's just chris keep going"
44:00 <Kelevra> 'Get out of my booze cabinet, go play on the road'
44:00 <Doodle> haha
44:00 <Doodle> daddys watching his stories
44:00 <Digerati> some mafia guy at the pokies gave me his mobile, and i decided to get a texta and put "dial 43853495834985 for gay sex" in the toilets
44:00 <L|> do it u live runnin
44:00 <Kelevra> MusiciaN: ahhh I don't get a lot of ventilation at home
44:00 <L|> hey, do it u live runnin
44:00 <Kelevra> I might accidentally kill everyone
44:00 <Kelevra> Haha
44:00 <L|> come on cunts
44:00 <Kelevra> 'Accidentally'
44:00 <L|> weak pieces of shit
45:00 <L|> do it u live runnin
45:00 <MusiciaN> those gas cookers are like $30, you could do it outside
45:00 <johninj4> go start on people irl chris
45:00 <Kelevra> Go get some medication, low life
45:00 <Doodle> pieces of shit would be pretty weak tho
45:00 <Kelevra> Yeah go catch a train, start a fight
45:00 <johninj4> those maoris nextdoor said you have a shit haircut
45:00 <Doodle> i mean you could maybe hold a door open with one
45:00 <sleeping> haha
45:00 <Doodle> thats about it
45:00 <L|> fuck johninj4
45:00 <MusiciaN> the only tip i would give is, a laser thermometer is a must
45:00 <sleeping> maoris will smash on
45:00 <Digerati> everyone should move to bottled gas ovens, in parts of europe they don't use gas pipes
45:00 <Digerati> use gas bottles
45:00 <L|> i fucken miss with scissors with ya haircut
45:00 <johninj4> they would snap him
46:00 <Doodle> why
46:00 <sleeping> maori gangs
46:00 <Digerati> it's safer for one thing
46:00 <sleeping> like 20 of them
46:00 <Kelevra> Sounds expensive, I'm better off caking all the old bars of soap together haha
46:00 <L|> cut ya knob off johninj4
46:00 <L|> i will
46:00 <johninj4> u mad bro?
46:00 <L|> or i will send someone to do it
46:00 <sleeping> not bad
46:00 <MusiciaN> laser thermometer is about $30 too
46:00 <Digerati> no maintenace on gas pipes
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <L|> close to u
46:00 <L|> cut ya fucken knob off
46:00 <Digerati> and cheaper
46:00 <Doodle> 'hey can you chop this dude off the internet's penis off for me? ok cheers'
46:00 <johninj4> lol
47:00 <Digerati> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> Omg the one time I give my daughter the TV remote is the one time she doesn't change the channel or fuck with the settings..
47:00 <Kelevra> Kids..
47:00 <Digerati> yeah sure mate ! do it now !
47:00 <johninj4> i would still get more girls than you with my dick cut off chris
47:00 <johninj4> thats the sad part
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Digerati> sends a image of someones dick cut off
47:00 <Kelevra> She almost busted a monitor today
47:00 <Digerati> did it !
47:00 <MusiciaN> a lot of new phones now have IR - so you can download an app to make it into a remote for your tv
48:00 <L|> nah u would get its johninj4
48:00 <Kelevra> Lucky it adjusts to go backward
48:00 <Kelevra> How handy would that be in bed
48:00 <L|> i wouldnt call them girls
48:00 <Doodle> ohaiii
48:00 <Digerati> i hate touchscreen phones full stop
48:00 <L|> more like deranged
48:00 <Digerati> they are no good for the blind
48:00 <L|> fuck heads
48:00 <Digerati> utterly useless
48:00 <Doodle> who is blind
48:00 <Kelevra> Root, hang your head over the bed and watch stuff
48:00 <Digerati> the blind ?
49:00 <sleeping> there was a blind guy in here once
49:00 <sleeping> he was using JAWS
49:00 <MusiciaN> they will have inflateable touch screens soon to give you a tactile interface
49:00 <johninj4> yeah there was
49:00 <Doodle> yeah
49:00 <johninj4> that was cool
49:00 <Doodle> haptic feedback
49:00 <MusiciaN> they can do it now, just not enough people want it
49:00 <Digerati> u am blind in one eye, and going blind in the other slowlt
49:00 <Digerati> i
49:00 <Digerati> phones like that useless
49:00 <MusiciaN> you know what i mean Digerati
50:00 <Digerati> i did love my blackberry man
50:00 <Kelevra> Floss will possibly be blind after the tequilla is consumed
50:00 <MusiciaN> the flat surface will inflate into buttons
50:00 <Digerati> it had buttons
50:00 <Kelevra> So jelly
50:00 <Digerati> not touchscreen shit
51:00 <Digerati> to order one brand new from japan takes months and at triple of what the original cost was
51:00 <Kelevra> sleeping: I used to chat to that guy aswell, reckon he was legit?
51:00 <Digerati> you can order a new nokia 3210 if you wanted to
51:00 <L|> some one is cool
51:00 <johninj4> patriots and seahawks in the superbowl
51:00 <Digerati> direct from nokia
51:00 <MusiciaN> i could find you a blackberry style phone for about $120
51:00 <L|> they know
51:00 <MusiciaN> easy
51:00 <L|> is cool as
51:00 <L|> i like
51:00 <Digerati> tell them you are blind, and they make you a nokia 3210 for 500
51:00 <Kelevra> L|: why so bitter?
51:00 <Digerati> worked in HK
52:00 <L|> i understand
52:00 <Pieter> 3
52:00 <L|> <3
52:00 <Digerati> that is what i might do actually
52:00 <Digerati> when i go to HK for a holiday
52:00 <Digerati> order a brick phone
52:00 <MusiciaN> i can get old style phones for $50
52:00 <Digerati> they are the coolest
53:00 <Digerati> motorola brick ?
53:00 <Digerati> they are the size of a two way radio mate
53:00 <L|> fuck
53:00 <L|> hi
53:00 <MusiciaN> possibly
53:00 <MusiciaN> i know i can get you a small phone with buttons 5 times the size of normal
53:00 <Digerati> musician, not with a new battery you can mate
53:00 <Kelevra> My phone is shitty enough, maybe a brick would be better
53:00 <Digerati> 6210 was a excellent phone
54:00 <MusiciaN> a new phone
54:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykWpxOr-Q7c
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alisid Hustle 2015 (Jan 5, 2015) 3:06 - Category: Music - views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
54:00 <L|> that went viral
54:00 <MusiciaN> fine if you don't want my help and you just want to complain
54:00 <L|> what
54:00 <MusiciaN> happy go fuck yourself
54:00 <L|> me?
54:00 <MusiciaN> Digerati
55:00 <L|> k
55:00 <Kelevra> He's in a mood MusiciaN 
55:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorola_DynaTAC
55:00 <Digerati> musician check that out
55:00 <Kelevra> It's boredom mixed with a shit attitude
55:00 <Digerati> you can order them new in the box from the company
55:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i know what you were talking about
55:00 <Digerati> for 5 grand
55:00 <L|> MusiciaN
55:00 <L|> this bit funny to say
55:00 <L|> but
55:00 <L|> if u dont make music
56:00 <L|> u dont know shit
56:00 <MusiciaN> who says i don't make music
56:00 <L|> i would say u do
56:00 <L|> i just has a hunch
57:00 <Kelevra> Music isn't everyone's passion
57:00 <L|> well if u fuck on first dates
57:00 <L|> fuck off
57:00 <MusiciaN> i've had this nickname for 16 years
57:00 <L|> nice
57:00 <MusiciaN> on austnet anyway
57:00 <johninj4> i'm proud of you
57:00 <L|> this is me
57:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATByV-b0eb8
58:00 <L|> live
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swipebass live minimal techno version (Dec 1, 2014) 6:11 - Category: Music - 110 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Kelevra> One less person Chris will kill
58:00 <MusiciaN> my gaming nickname has never been this :D
58:00 <L|> i am alisid on cod
58:00 <L|> and css
58:00 <L|> i get shot heaps
58:00 <L|> lols
58:00 <Kelevra> I thought that nick was owned by a fat lesbian
59:00 <Kelevra> Nice to know
59:00 <L|> alisid
59:00 <L|> ?
59:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
59:00 <L|> nah i am me
59:00 <Kelevra> I've seen it on here before
59:00 <L|> i fucked that fat lesbian
59:00 <Kelevra> Nice
59:00 <L|> lols
59:00 <johninj4> he turned her gay
59:00 <Kelevra> Probably why she's a fat lesbian
59:00 <L|> she had nice tasting pussy
59:00 <Kelevra> Jinx
00:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <L|> i want to eat it again
00:00 <L|> its why i crazy
00:00 <johninj4> yeh you really went off the deep end
00:00 <Kelevra> It must've been love
00:00 <L|> nicest tasting thing ever
00:00 <L|> and no joke
00:00 <L|> fuck
00:00 <L|> was sweet
01:00 <L|> Kelevra
01:00 <johninj4> too drunk to edit files
01:00 <johninj4> fml
01:00 <Pieter> and what a life it is !
01:00 <Pieter> =)
01:00 <johninj4> says piet
01:00 <Kelevra> I took a pic of my daughter yesterday eating a ha, and cheese toastie, cause she's holding it on the side it looks like a sawn off meaty vagina
01:00 <Doodle> olawd
02:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't say it on fb cause of family on fb, so I'm thankful for irc.
02:00 <Kelevra> I've unburdened myself
02:00 <Kelevra> Ham*
02:00 <L|> i cant cum from sex
02:00 <L|> just like battery bunny
03:00 <L|> fuck if u can
03:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=585864254886474
03:00 <L|> something wrong with u
03:00 <johninj4> not sure if you can come to a conclusion from one time man
03:00 <Kelevra> Drugs and booze can do that
03:00 <L|> noone yet is worth my blow
03:00 <Kelevra> Either cum or not cum
04:00 <Doodle> .
04:00 <L|> i dont
04:00 <L|> i just keep going
04:00 <johninj4> lol@that sub
04:00 <L|> cause i had adhd schizophrenic bi polar
04:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
04:00 <johninj4> trifecta
04:00 <L|> i have the works
05:00 <L|> fuck heads sup
05:00 <johninj4> clearly
05:00 <L|> got a 5 and 3
06:00 <L|> johninj4's head is yatzeee
06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Q5j9kXT_o
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chemical Brothers - Under the Influence (Dec 8, 2006) 4:16 - Category: Music - 2,087,693 views - likes (97.8%), 109 dislikes (2.2%)
06:00 <L|> i cant blow from sex
06:00 <Doodle> ok shh
06:00 <Doodle> have a wank jesus
07:00 <L|> nah
07:00 <L|> i am jesus but
07:00 <L|> its so fucken funny
07:00 <L|> its true
07:00 <johninj4> see if you can come back from the dea
07:00 <johninj4> then you will know for sure
07:00 <L|> i did about 100 times
07:00 <Doodle> if you are jesus then that confirms my atheism
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <L|> i shouldnt be alive with my poisoning levels
07:00 <sleeping> watching Charmed
08:00 <johninj4> so thattts why they crucified him
08:00 <L|> so i come back form dead all time
08:00 <sleeping> watch my girls on charmed
08:00 <sleeping> they hot
09:00 <L|> what
09:00 <L|> do it u live 
09:00 <L|> runnin
10:00 <L|> threw out my crazy texta
10:00 <Floss> 3 shots in
10:00 <L|> was white block one
10:00 <L|> gonna look more
10:00 <Floss> things are getting really......juicy
10:00 <British^Meat> ooer
11:00 <L|> found my texta
11:00 <L|> big one
11:00 <Floss> ugh my lower guts hurts
11:00 <L|> like inch tip
11:00 <British^Meat> maybe u need some yakult
11:00 <L|> might write on someones fence
11:00 <L|> a msg
12:00 <L|> to scum
12:00 <Floss> nah i was playing on a bodyboard yesterday
12:00 <Floss> using it behind a boat
12:00 <Floss> it was pushing into my tummy under my bellybutton now all across that area hurts like a massive bruise
12:00 <British^Meat> dang
12:00 <L|> dum dog shit cunts
13:00 <L|> might write
13:00 <British^Meat> go fuck off and do it then u tosser
13:00 <L|> come on British^Meat
13:00 <Floss> OOO THE CHIP WAS SPICY
13:00 <L|> blow me
13:00 <L|> u know u wanta
13:00 <L|> i will kiss ya box
13:00 <Floss> i have a bag of sour cream and onion smiths chips i had one it was like chili
14:00 <Floss> omg my mouth is on fire
14:00 <British^Meat> keep seeking more attention chris, it doesnt make u look sad or anything
14:00 <Floss> YEAH CHRIS
14:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm, i bit my tongue on saturday, then at chilli chicken, it sucked
14:00 <L|> hi Floss
14:00 <L|> wanta cum
14:00 <Floss> nope
14:00 <L|> dam
14:00 <Doodle> she does
14:00 <Floss> haz fanta
14:00 <L|> floss i would do u
14:00 <Floss> tequila shot, fanta, chip, repeat
15:00 <L|> noggin fogger
15:00 <L|> thats grog
15:00 <Floss> is your name chris 
15:00 <Pieter> CHILLI CHICKEN WRaPS !
15:00 <Pieter> YUM
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <L|> yeah cool ppl are called chris
15:00 <L|> or 4
15:00 <Floss> my ex was called chris
15:00 <Floss> he was killed
15:00 <Floss> so youre out lol
15:00 <L|> dam
15:00 <L|> but i own a place
15:00 <L|> no rent
15:00 <Floss> who doesnt
16:00 <L|> johninj4
16:00 <L|> lols
16:00 <Floss> what difference does it make
16:00 <Floss> now i think youre a cunt
16:00 <L|> if i met u i prob faint
16:00 <Floss> for thinking ur better than ppl
16:00 <Floss> you arent very good at this
16:00 <Floss> lol
16:00 <Floss> TEQUILA AGAIN
17:00 <L|> :)
17:00 <L|> i had delusions
17:00 <L|> nine inch nails had female drummer
17:00 <L|> that be sick
18:00 <Ana_Ng> when
18:00 <L|> it would be sick
18:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
18:00 <Ana_Ng> have you ever seen his wife
18:00 <L|> women know more about times ing
18:00 <L|> than men
18:00 <L|> i can make another me can i
18:00 <L|> cant
19:00 <Floss> whos wife
19:00 <Floss> what
19:00 <Floss> i need someone to pour drinks for me
19:00 <Floss> its too much like work
19:00 <L|> i would
19:00 <Floss> and your name has to be Glenys
19:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mariqueen_manding_hot_girl_bass.jpg
20:00 <L|> Floss
20:00 <L|> my name is snozzle
20:00 <Ana_Ng> mariqueen maandig is trent reznor's wife
20:00 <L|> dj doc snozzle
20:00 <Floss> thats not right
20:00 <Floss> i dont know either of those names
20:00 <Floss> :/
20:00 <L|> u can call me what u want aslong as u call me
20:00 <Floss> i call you a buttmunch
20:00 <L|> kewl
21:00 <Ana_Ng> floss, trent reznor is the musician that created nine inch nails
21:00 <Floss> buttmunch bring me my smoking jacket
21:00 <Floss> ahh ok thanks ana
21:00 <Floss> there is a chomp bar and last nights KFC in thefridge
22:00 <Ana_Ng> http://mrmarkrobson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/7fe620cd8487967c76ec82513dee191dc457a1d6_m.jpg
22:00 <Floss> FLOSS GON' BE FINE
22:00 <MusiciaN> i thought you said felches for a second
22:00 <L|> lol
22:00 <L|> there is few coats
22:00 <L|> i would felche
23:00 <Floss> did infant sorrow actually release albums
23:00 <L|> door ways to insanity
23:00 <MusiciaN> honestly, anybody who wouldn't is just a prude
25:00 <British^Meat> show me your dog tessa
25:00 <British^Meat> (pls)
25:00 <L|> kisses put ppl in comas
25:00 <L|> like 
25:00 <Kelevra> Floss getting stuck in yet?
25:00 <Tessa> my dog?
26:00 <sleeping> what sort of dog u got
26:00 <Tessa> BM wants me to show him my dog
26:00 <British^Meat> [03:42] <tessa> first time I've seen a pic as the chat topic!
26:00 <British^Meat> [03:49] <tessa> How do I put a pic on here, like that dog?
26:00 <British^Meat> want dog
26:00 <sleeping> what breed
27:00 <Tessa> i dont have a dog!
27:00 <sleeping> my dog is gay i rekon
27:00 <Tessa> so not sure what he's on about
27:00 <L|> cats are good to hug when u can see life ne other way
27:00 <L|> cant
27:00 <L|> even
27:00 <L|> fuck
28:00 <Doodle> .
28:00 <British^Meat> no dog? dang
28:00 <Tessa> i lead a pet free existence
28:00 <L|> none u cunts deserve
28:00 <L|> what u get
28:00 <sleeping> i have a little dog
28:00 <L|> ppl that should get it
28:00 <L|> dont
28:00 <L|> i see
28:00 <sleeping> hes a carnivore
28:00 <L|> thru your eyes
29:00 <L|> pain
29:00 <L|> thought
29:00 <L|> i here
29:00 <L|> hearing
29:00 <L|> with out sight
29:00 <Tessa> hey, do any of you know about candlebark school, principal and owner by john marsden
29:00 <sleeping> shutup
29:00 <British^Meat> well done BlackDevil
29:00 <Floss> i dont mind the aldus snow dude
30:00 <L|> fuck
30:00 <Floss> not sexualy or anything, i just dont mind listening to his shit
30:00 <L|> blame is once
30:00 <L|> hence
30:00 <L|> forward
30:00 <Pieter> hah i remember when john marsden came to my primary school
30:00 <L|> must be
30:00 <Pieter> read us a book hehe
30:00 <L|> do u want screw
30:00 <L|> or nah
30:00 <L|> fuck deprive
31:00 <L|> some one all his life
31:00 <L|> then chose wrong
31:00 <Tessa> ive just been reading about his school, sounds very interesting.  its in the bush between romsey and woodend, near hanging rock
31:00 <L|> wtf drugs u on
31:00 <Floss> isnt he red dead redemption
31:00 <L|> like
32:00 <L|> no rent
32:00 <L|> fuck stupid
32:00 <Tessa> if i ever have kids, thats the kind of school i would target
32:00 <L|> both work
32:00 <L|> fuck 
32:00 <L|> money rollin in
32:00 <L|> nah
32:00 <L|> chris be here
32:00 <L|> until a proper chance
32:00 <L|> makes him think
33:00 <L|> life is real
33:00 <Pieter> lets make some kids
33:00 <Pieter> =p
33:00 <L|> k
01:00 <British^Meat> romsey? in the uk?
03:00 <British^Meat> oh wait, hanging rock, my bad
08:00 <MusiciaN> BM check out my new fb profile pic
11:00 <Pieter> ballzak
15:00 <British^Meat> Ooooooo MusiciaN shiny
15:00 <British^Meat> mysterious
15:00 <British^Meat> like a wizard
15:00 <British^Meat> Are you a wizard?
16:00 <MusiciaN> a wizard of sexyness
16:00 <TheRon> i'm not buying it
17:00 <British^Meat> reow
19:00 <sleeping> EVERYONE
19:00 <sleeping> PEOPLE
19:00 <MusiciaN> $15 for the first two monkey island special editions
19:00 <sleeping> I AM
19:00 <British^Meat> yer, im sorta keen
19:00 <British^Meat> not atm though
19:00 <MusiciaN> they look alright
20:00 <MusiciaN> might see if they go on special sometimes
21:00 <British^Meat> i suppose id like em for nostalgia, but TBH i really dont play pc games much
21:00 <British^Meat> like that
25:00 <TheRon> hello is it me you're looking for
25:00 <TheRon> TAPKING RULES!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
28:00 <TheRon> you oh yeah you make my dreams come true
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're sining about cupcakes, right?
29:00 <TheRon> james squite actually
29:00 <TheRon> james squire actually
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh! nice try tho!
30:00 <TheRon> i like my tap king
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must really like beer
31:00 <TheRon> i dream about it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, beer makes me bloated
31:00 <TheRon> depends what beer surely
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw all the same
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i drink more than like 3 - 4 bottles
32:00 <TheRon> damn
32:00 <TheRon> i can drink boag's on tap all night
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> asahi is ok
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's light in taste 
33:00 <TheRon> never had it, dad swears by it
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you're missing out
34:00 <TheRon> i just get a pint of draught when i eat out
35:00 <TheRon> i'd order a bucket if they had it
36:00 <TheRon> for some reason places don't like me bringing my own stein
36:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
37:00 <Ana_Ng> local liquor laws
43:00 <TheRon> OPP yeah you know me
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> over proof rum...
44:00 <TheRon> i can't drink rum
44:00 <TheRon> turns my guts in knots
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I'm not a fan
57:00 <DemonsRun> Oh my god. Dinner smells sooooo good
57:00 <TheRon> steak?
02:00 <British^Meat> dinner is like, so awesome
04:00 <Ana_Ng> Dinner!
04:00 <TheRon> what is for dins dins?
05:00 <British^Meat> [15:52] * sleeping ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined) loooool
05:00 <British^Meat> i dunno how i do it, I could just tell that'd happen
05:00 <British^Meat> gosh, so smart
07:00 <worthless> < British^Meat> i dunno how i do it, I could just tell that'd happen
08:00 <worthless> im still in the channel dude
08:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wlhAnVFoq8 
08:00 <L|> hi worthless
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1DRJ 285 runs over a policeman (Jan 17, 2015) 1:32 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 32,239 views - 314 likes (91%), 31 dislikes (9%)
08:00 <L|> i feel like u worthless
08:00 <johninj4> stop trying to reflect your feelings onto me chris
08:00 <worthless> im invisble on the server
08:00 <L|> i see u
08:00 <worthless> < British^Meat> [15:52] * sleeping ([email protected]) Quit 
08:00 <worthless>                       (Z-Lined) loooool
08:00 <worthless>  < British^Meat> gosh, so smart
13:00 <British^Meat> ah ok, cool
13:00 <British^Meat> i am smart though :) coz you're defo trouble
13:00 <British^Meat> i dunno how I do it....
14:00 <TheRon> now i ain't she a goldigger but she aint messin' with no broke niggers
19:00 <L|> kiss and run
19:00 <L|> leave someone to rott
19:00 <L|> self destruction
19:00 <L|> nah be happy
19:00 <L|> u ruined recovery
22:00 <TheRon> i think dylan lewis ruined recovery
23:00 <L|> haha
24:00 <L|> if u wanta train me to kill ask questions later
24:00 <L|> thats what u fucken doing
25:00 <L|> i am insane
25:00 <L|> so u try to drive me crazy
26:00 <L|> think u messing with fire
26:00 <L|> and u gonna get burnedd
26:00 <TheRon> closing time, open all the doors and let you al out into the world
26:00 <worthless> she drives me crazy
26:00 <L|> best eyes ever
26:00 <L|> voice to die for
27:00 <TheRon> like no one else?
27:00 <L|> yep
28:00 <L|> i got one their tshirts i think
28:00 <L|> well i got one i dont know where it came from
29:00 <L|> i so crazy cause i had the most beautiful woman in world
29:00 <L|> then lost her
31:00 <worthless> MissSunshine is actually a man
31:00 <Pieter> so?
33:00 <MusiciaN> he's alerting the homo's in the room?
34:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
34:00 <worthless> its a cop
36:00 <TheRon> quick hide your stash
36:00 <Pieter> and if you know this why would you make that public knowledge?
37:00 <worthless> i cant say for sure who the person is behind the nick but im just saying it does look kind of suspect
38:00 <Ana_Ng> sketchy
38:00 <Ana_Ng> as
38:00 <Ana_Ng> FUCK
38:00 <worthless> MissSunshine
38:00 <worthless> speak up
41:00 <worthless> Probable waiting for someone to say something
41:00 <worthless> like a "threat"
42:00 <worthless> but its ok for them to covertly threaten you 
46:00 <TheRon> billy don't you lose my number
46:00 <worthless> INDONESIA has announced plans to execute six people this weekend and in an ominous statement has said that two Australians on death row will be executed once both have had their clemency rejected.
46:00 <worthless> Indonesias laws are fucked
50:00 <Pieter> http://www.conspiracyclub.co/2015/01/13/paris-falseflag-charliehebdo-conspiracy/
50:00 <Pieter> check that out
50:00 <British^Meat> no
50:00 <worthless> i was listening to a guy talk about it the other day
50:00 <TheRon> i'd rather not
50:00 <worthless> he rekons it was a MOSSAD job
50:00 <Pieter> That has been said *nod*
51:00 <worthless> that was on alex jones
51:00 <Doodle> tinfoil hat time
52:00 <TheRon> nuffy's
52:00 <Digerati> pieter, let's go to the local hospital and beat up some cancer patients for their morpheine tabs
53:00 <TheRon> has she got headphones on?
53:00 <Doodle> ^_^
53:00 <Digerati> what they wore in the 1800's knickebockers
53:00 <Doodle> olawd
53:00 <Doodle> did you just call Nikky` 200
53:00 <Digerati> rofl
53:00 <Digerati> no
53:00 <Nikky`> Its ok - I feel it right now
53:00 <Doodle> ok just checking
53:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
54:00 <Doodle> you dont feel that old
54:00 <Digerati> nikky, i am just joiking ffs :/
54:00 <Digerati> sigh...
54:00 <Doodle> NO YOU CALLED HER 200
54:00 <Nikky`> My throat, glands and head hurt little :o(
54:00 <Doodle> BLATANTLY
54:00 <Doodle> aw
54:00 <Nikky`> So now I am in bed at mums 
54:00 <Doodle> :(
54:00 <Nikky`> She can look after me
54:00 <Digerati> she aint fat
54:00 <Nikky`> haha
54:00 <worthless> In November Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu warned it would be a grave mistake for France to recognize a Palestinian state. On Monday French President Hollande asked for Western sanctions on Russia to be lifted. Two days later, Paris was attacked.
54:00 <Doodle> i meant 200 in years
55:00 <Doodle> this is getting worse lol
55:00 <Digerati> hahaha
55:00 <Digerati> i thought 200 meant fat
55:00 <Digerati> oh well
55:00 <Digerati> shit happens
55:00 <Digerati> nikky, was that you on youtube ?
56:00 <Nikky`> Yes, aint my tits amazing
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <amsy> lol
56:00 <Digerati> dear god
56:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <Digerati> can someone shoot me please
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Digerati> NOW
56:00 <Digerati> :)
56:00 <Digerati> your ok nikky
57:00 <Doodle> Nikky` would never speak like that blasphemous bint on youtube
57:00 <Digerati> just kidding
57:00 <Digerati> for a person i mean
57:00 <Digerati> you are human
57:00 <Nikky`> No I wouldn't Doodle - or get my tits out for all to see
57:00 <Doodle> yeah
57:00 <Digerati> nikky, shave it for me
57:00 <Doodle> thats only for members
57:00 <TheRon> weep little lion man, you're not as brave as you were at the atrt
57:00 <TheRon> start
58:00 <Digerati> finish
58:00 <Doodle> fucking HAAATE that song
58:00 <amsy> TheRon fm
58:00 <StrykerX> ASL
59:00 <johninj4> http://myzone.verticallabs.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Worst-Tattoo-1.jpg 
59:00 <Doodle> wow pornhub posted statistics about aussie users
59:00 <Doodle> Statistics show men view porn more than females 
59:00 <Doodle> CRAZY
59:00 <StrykerX> Who would've thought lol
59:00 <Doodle> inorite
59:00 <Nikky`> I would never have guessed that
59:00 <StrykerX> That said, I know a quite a few women into it
59:00 <StrykerX> Like Nikky
00:00 <StrykerX> She loves it
00:00 <Nikky`> By the amount of porn amsy and I share
00:00 <Doodle> oh my
00:00 <StrykerX> Especially home made. ;)
00:00 <StrykerX> Sup TokenDaRing
00:00 <L|> springa
00:00 <Doodle> wheres mine
00:00 <amsy> hahahaha 
00:00 <L|> TokenDaSpringa
00:00 <Nikky`> you get none Doodle
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey TokenDaRing
00:00 <Doodle> story of my life
00:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX not much just got home, first day back at work for the year
00:00 <StrykerX> Chris, you sane tonight bro?
00:00 <StrykerX> Hard isn't it, TokenDaRing?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> so basically just goofed off all day
00:00 <Doodle> he's been spazzing out all day StrykerX
00:00 <L|> yeah StrykerX i talked to god i am fine
00:00 <Doodle> dont expect much
01:00 <StrykerX> rofl
01:00 <StrykerX> Good night ahead then.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> well, I'm leaving in a month for uni anyway, so I'm not getting any new work, just managing existing workload
01:00 <Doodle> did god tell you to go away
01:00 <TokenDaRing> makes it easier
01:00 <StrykerX> Nice
01:00 <amsy> today i must face the immigration office :(
01:00 <TheRon> prince - let's go crazy
01:00 <StrykerX> Chris, those voices you hear aren't god.
01:00 <johninj4> oh no
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris talks to god, god tells him to pisso ff
01:00 <Doodle> are you coming home amsy
01:00 <StrykerX> Just putting it out there.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> piss off*
01:00 <MusiciaN> where can you get deported to?
01:00 <Doodle> for some 100% aussie beef
01:00 <amsy> i am for 3 weeks 
01:00 <Doodle> leave the fishfarters they dont deserve you
02:00 <amsy> haha
02:00 <Doodle> kekeke
02:00 <Digerati> hey amsy
02:00 <amsy> hello
02:00 <Doodle> amsy can you bring me back some snow
02:00 <TokenDaRing> I like how chris is changing nicks every week now
02:00 <Digerati> packing damn books is hard
02:00 <Doodle> not yellow
02:00 <Doodle> thx
02:00 <amsy> we dont have any doodle
02:00 <amsy> juat ice atm
02:00 <Digerati> how the fuck they transport these books is another thing
02:00 <amsy> just*
02:00 <Doodle> can you bring me back a pickled herring then
02:00 <L|> MusiciaN
02:00 <Doodle> so i can throw it away
02:00 <amsy> lol i could
02:00 <L|> what do u make of this song
02:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncJ8eQY8LcE
02:00 <amsy> but gross 
02:00 <Doodle> cos its revolting
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Techno Jan 2015 Ting Tong (Jan 14, 2015) 3:25 - Category: Music - 218 views views - 1 likes (50%), dislikes (50%)
03:00 <amsy> lmao
03:00 <johninj4> lol i doubt they let it through customs
03:00 <L|> i made that after eating chinese
03:00 <Doodle> its pickled
03:00 <TheRon> not tong ting?
03:00 <L|> so it sounds oriental
03:00 <Doodle> they let me through customs when i was pickled
03:00 <L|> tong ting tang zang zap
03:00 <johninj4> yeah that was because they didn't know about all the condoms full of coke you swallowed
03:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhhhhhh
04:00 <johninj4> oh soz
04:00 <Doodle> its nicer than pepsi
04:00 <johninj4> MissSunshine is here
04:00 <johninj4> the narc
04:00 <johninj4> lol
04:00 <Doodle> she's a man
04:00 <L|> drugs are shit
04:00 <Doodle> called brett
04:00 <Doodle> with hairy arms
04:00 <Doodle> just a guess
04:00 <StrykerX> MissSunshine, asl babe?
04:00 <Doodle> she wont answer she is busy logging
04:00 <L|> 18 female chris's bed
04:00 <TokenDaRing> L| your song is shit
05:00 <Doodle> or shaving her arms
05:00 <johninj4> "what one?" "all of them"
05:00 <Doodle> loool
05:00 <amsy> who is it
05:00 <Doodle> no idea
05:00 <johninj4> slooks like someone trawling for dick
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson-Who Is It.mp3 (15.08MB 128kbps Stereo 16:28)
05:00 <Digerati> should shave your bum crack as well
05:00 <Doodle> pardon
06:00 <L|> jamie oliverer
06:00 <Nikky`> Oh sorry johninj4..I didn't think I was making it obvious
06:00 <Nikky`> :/
06:00 <Digerati> bonjour ?
06:00 <Nikky`> haha
06:00 <L|> aussie lam
06:00 <L|> cook and save
06:00 <TokenDaRing> L| your song is shit
06:00 <L|> TokenDaRing ur shit
06:00 <Digerati> bonjour service is not active
06:00 <johninj4> lol Nikky`
06:00 <Digerati> bonjour !
06:00 <Doodle> comment allez vous
07:00 <L|> i got one more subscriber
07:00 <L|> cool
07:00 <Digerati> parle vois francais ?
07:00 <Doodle> oui
07:00 <TokenDaRing> your songs get downvoted a lot chris
07:00 <Doodle> *parlez vous
07:00 <Doodle> but w/evs
07:00 <Digerati> mersi boque
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <L|> thats just some psycho off here TokenDaRing
07:00 <L|> one ya mates
07:00 <Doodle> merci boucou
08:00 <L|> that sucks cock
08:00 <Digerati> alizee moi lolita je nais si nikky
08:00 <TokenDaRing> no he has good taste in music I'd say
08:00 <Doodle> beaucoup
08:00 <Digerati> indeed
08:00 <L|> nope
08:00 <L|> TokenDaRing does anal to mouth
08:00 <Digerati> alizee jacotey
08:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
08:00 <johninj4> /msh TokenDaRing hi
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Digerati> le mois
08:00 <TokenDaRing> lol johninj4
08:00 <StrykerX> I might fire up FL soon
08:00 <Digerati> where did you learn french Doodle  ?
08:00 <Doodle> school
09:00 <StrykerX> Own chris at his own game
09:00 <Doodle> and my dad
09:00 <Digerati> cool
09:00 <Digerati> same
09:00 <L|> TokenDaRing likes eating diareaha cereal
09:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX it isn't hard, all his music sounds the same
09:00 <Doodle> i went to school in calais
09:00 <Doodle> also not really
09:00 <TokenDaRing> very basic beats
09:00 <L|> TokenDaRing eats shit like me for breakfast
09:00 <Doodle> i went to school once IN a calais
09:00 <StrykerX> He wants to be better than tiesto
09:00 <Digerati> corsica is where alizee jacotey the singer was born
09:00 <Digerati> she speaks 4 languages
09:00 <StrykerX> Needs alot of work to come close.
09:00 <Digerati> i been to corsica
09:00 <TokenDaRing> its what i'd expect 17 year olds to make in basic music classes
10:00 <Digerati> i think the best place in europe is corsica
10:00 <Doodle> i've been to paradise
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.mp3 (4.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:27)
10:00 <johninj4> napolean was born in corsica too
10:00 <Doodle> and exiled there
10:00 <johninj4> yeh
10:00 <Doodle> also dont tell maurice i played that song
10:00 <Doodle> thx
10:00 <Doodle> everyone
10:00 <Digerati> doode 4 u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizee - J'en Ai Marre (Tubes D'un Jour) HD (Jul 11, 2010) 4:18 - Category: Music - 12,708,265 views - 38,541 likes (97.2%), 1,100 dislikes (2.8%)
11:00 <BlackDevil> `adduser johninj4
11:00 <Digerati> d`un jour
11:00 <TheRon> crowded house - now we're gettiing somewhere
11:00 <Digerati> shake dat ass babt
11:00 <Digerati> babe
11:00 <Doodle> whoah
11:00 <Digerati> hahaha
11:00 <Doodle> would bang
11:00 <Digerati> she's cute
11:00 <johninj4> yeh she's pretty hawt
11:00 <Digerati> that was years ago
11:00 <Digerati> she was 18 then
12:00 <Doodle> thats ok i'm old i'm not fussy
12:00 <Digerati> over 10 years old that clip
12:00 <Digerati> damn fine arse
12:00 <TheRon> hey look a roots a root
12:00 <BlackDevil> looks like 5 Digerati
12:00 <Digerati> 5/10 ?
12:00 <Digerati> no man
12:00 <Digerati> i give it 9/10
12:00 <Digerati> she aint perfect :) haha
13:00 <Digerati> her face aint model
13:00 <Digerati> audrey hepburn was model
13:00 <johninj4> she would be a moody drama queen too
13:00 <Doodle> so a female
13:00 <johninj4> yes
13:00 <johninj4> and french
13:00 <Doodle> mmm
13:00 <Digerati> her forehead doodle
13:00 <johninj4> so its like x2
13:00 <Digerati> look it
13:00 <Digerati> she is oversized
13:00 <BlackDevil> the video is from 2010
13:00 <Doodle> thats ok
13:00 <BlackDevil> its 2015
13:00 <BlackDevil> 5 years old
13:00 <BlackDevil> not 10
13:00 <Digerati> the song is from 10 years ago man'
13:00 <Digerati> trust me
14:00 <johninj4> BlackDevil is good at math
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Digerati has anyone ever told you you talk a lot?
14:00 <Digerati> maybe it was uploaded 2010
14:00 <BlackDevil> are you going to confirm your assess johninj4?
14:00 <johninj4> you don't talk enough ashleighxtrinity
14:00 <johninj4> `confirm johninj4
14:00 <johninj4> there
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Whats there to say?
14:00 <johninj4> `ban L|
14:00 <johninj4> my work here is done
14:00 <TokenDaRing> lol johninj4
14:00 <johninj4> `deluser johninj4
14:00 <British^Meat> Digerati is one of several douchey power chatters in here.....
15:00 <Doodle> am i one of the others
15:00 <Doodle> i hope so
15:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat, Digerati is just drug fucked
15:00 <British^Meat> beagle, B1{MIA}, Digerati, all douchers
15:00 <johninj4> i don't know ashleighxtrinity, have any interesting hobbies?
15:00 <British^Meat> they all are
15:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cq93i_VjJ8
15:00 <British^Meat> its a pattern
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizee - Hung Up - Generation live - HQ w/lyrics (Jun 8, 2009) 3:23 - Category: Music - 41,263 views - 98 likes (93.3%), 7 dislikes (6.7%)
15:00 <Digerati> devil thats current
15:00 <StrykerX> `ban L| -id -noexpire fgt
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im a drug dealer so theres that
15:00 <amsy> 息ピッタリ！息子と猫さん: http://youtu.be/i2ZQ1OdfcHI ^.^
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 息ピッタリ！息子と猫さん (Mar 2, 2013) 0:28 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,309,151 views - 3,003 likes (99.4%), 19 dislikes (0.6%)
15:00 <Doodle> got any good drugs
15:00 <TheRon> don't call me daughter not fair to
15:00 <Digerati> she aged
16:00 <Digerati> look at it
16:00 <Digerati> its in english as well
16:00 <Digerati> hung up
16:00 <Digerati> she must be around 29 or 30 there
16:00 <Doodle> loool amsy
16:00 <Doodle> wut nao
16:00 <amsy> haha
16:00 <amsy> so cute
17:00 <Digerati> i would do her now
17:00 <Digerati> she is a lesbian
17:00 <Doodle> thats ok
17:00 <TheRon> excellent
17:00 <Doodle> lesbians like dick too
17:00 <StrykerX> They do
17:00 <Doodle> thats why they share dick shaped objects
17:00 <StrykerX> Just in denial
17:00 <Digerati> shes got a good voice
17:00 <Digerati> good singer
17:00 <Digerati> i must admit
17:00 <Doodle> cant quit the d
18:00 <MusiciaN> just not what's attached to the dick
19:00 <StrykerX> Pretty much
19:00 <Digerati> madonna would have to be the ugliest singer on the planet
19:00 <MusiciaN> if you say so!
19:00 <johninj4> cher is still going too isn't she?
19:00 <Digerati> fucking always hated her nikky
19:00 <TheRon> christ you know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going they're gonna crucify me
19:00 <johninj4> madge was at least hot when she was young
19:00 <Digerati> cyndi lauper is cute
19:00 <johninj4> loved the dick too
20:00 <Digerati> cyndi is punkster
20:00 <TheRon> errol flynn loved the dick
20:00 <Digerati> i love her
20:00 <Digerati> in like flynn !
20:00 <TheRon> in like flint is my favourite movie
20:00 <johninj4> errol was there when the cuban revolution happened
21:00 <johninj4> hung out with castro and che
21:00 <Digerati> cary grant was the best
21:00 <johninj4> just happened to be floating past on his yaucht
21:00 <Digerati> fuck the tassy
21:00 <Digerati> tassie
21:00 <TheRon> the cars - my best friends girl
21:00 <Digerati> i actually loved, gene kelly and fred astaire
22:00 <Digerati> mj learnt all the dances from them
22:00 <johninj4> evening ooomp
22:00 <ooomp> o/
22:00 <johninj4> they were pretty classy back then
22:00 <Digerati> faster dancing then today man
22:00 <Digerati> 50's was the fastest
22:00 <Digerati> jitterbug
23:00 <johninj4> even the hobos wore suits
23:00 <Digerati> rof
23:00 <Digerati> rofl
23:00 <Digerati> yeah, and straps
23:00 <Digerati> i want to get the straps again
23:00 <Digerati> and tap shoes
23:00 <Digerati> and a hat
24:00 <TheRon> zoot suite riot
24:00 <Digerati> and down the street look like a idiot
26:00 <Digerati> if i was on drugs mate, i would not being touchtyping without watching the keyboard and also being legally blind
26:00 <Digerati> 120 wpm
27:00 <Digerati> when i take the one drug oxy, i dont go on computer
27:00 <Digerati> i go to bed
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol Digerati
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Whatever drugs you want
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :thumbsup
28:00 <Pieter> or need.
28:00 <Digerati> only 1 prescribed drug, oxy... for back operation and pain... beat me up for it :)
28:00 <Pieter> you fool
28:00 <worthless> oxys are like panadol
28:00 <Digerati> i can barely walk
28:00 <Digerati> oxys make you high fool
28:00 <worthless> no they dont
29:00 <Pieter> yeh they do :/
29:00 <Digerati> have you taken it ?
29:00 <worthless> yes
29:00 <Digerati> bs
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
29:00 <Digerati> your a drug addict then and it's hard to get high anymore
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Dmt makes you high
29:00 <worthless> did nothing
29:00 <Pieter> vitamin b makes me high :/
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Js
29:00 <TheRon> wouldn't you agree baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
29:00 <Digerati> phil collins :)
29:00 <Digerati> nice
30:00 <Digerati> this text to speech works good :)
30:00 <TheRon> great song
30:00 <Digerati> bugs bunny voice
30:00 <Digerati> i can choose characters
30:00 <Digerati> i chose pieter to be a ant
30:00 <johninj4> yeh probably not a lot that will get you higher than DMT
30:00 <Digerati> sounds like an alien
30:00 <Digerati> they want to give me that jogn
30:00 <frayedknot> what is DMT
31:00 <Digerati> told them to fuck off
31:00 <johninj4> its a halucinogen
31:00 <Digerati> i know
31:00 <TheRon> it fucks you up?
31:00 <johninj4> it can
31:00 <Digerati> i never tried it
31:00 <Digerati> never will
31:00 <johninj4> not like adicted
31:00 <TheRon> i have never inhaled
31:00 <johninj4> just you will see some shit and not see reality the same again perhaps
31:00 <Digerati> would love some LSD again but... aint tried it in 20 years
31:00 <TheRon> steak?
31:00 <johninj4> not much proper acid around these days
31:00 <Digerati> i would buy a whole sheet of lsd
32:00 <johninj4> its more just MDMA
32:00 <TokenDaRing> [17:29:29] <Pieter> vitamin b makes me high :/
32:00 <johninj4> still good though
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess you need something when you can't afford anything else
32:00 <Pieter> oh god
32:00 <worthless> get more high off coca cola
32:00 <Digerati> yeah, pour some milk in coke and leave it 6 hours
32:00 <Digerati> see what happens
33:00 <worthless> pour some metho in some milk
33:00 <worthless> drink that
33:00 <TheRon> honesty is such a lonely word, everybody is so untrue
33:00 <Digerati> methylated spirits is drinkable in extremly small portions
33:00 <Digerati> like cap full
33:00 <Digerati> it is poison
34:00 <Digerati> it will kill you slowly
34:00 <Israeli> A cap full of what?
34:00 <worthless> might try it
34:00 <Digerati> metho
34:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Israeli
34:00 <StrykerX> LOL
34:00 <StrykerX> Vit B
34:00 <Digerati> dont try it idiot
34:00 <StrykerX> Desperate times much
34:00 <Israeli> Nah, Metho will make you chuck
34:00 <Israeli> Unless you filter it
34:00 <Israeli> You need to mix it with water though or you will get stomache cramps.
34:00 <Digerati> you cant filter metho
34:00 <Israeli> Getting blinded 101
34:00 <worthless> mix it with milk
34:00 <Digerati> no matter how hard you try
35:00 <Pieter> just distill the ethanol out of methylated ethanol and you'll have your own 100% vodka:)
35:00 <worthless> iced coffee
35:00 <Israeli> Loaf of bread.
35:00 <Digerati> i bouught bacardi 151
35:00 <Digerati> it was sick
35:00 <Israeli> The purple colouring is hipicac
35:00 <Israeli> Which makes you throw up, so you can't drink it
35:00 <Digerati> 151 proof is insane
35:00 <Israeli> So you filter the hipicac out with a loaf of bread
35:00 <Israeli> Then mix it with water/orange juice
35:00 <Israeli> Then drink
35:00 <Digerati> how the fuck they let bacardi approve it
36:00 <Pieter> stroh is 80% alc 
36:00 <Israeli> Though, you'd only do that if you were poor.
36:00 <Digerati> thats the most strongest commercial booze
36:00 <Pieter> bullshit 
36:00 <Digerati> bacardi 151
36:00 <Digerati> 151 proof man
36:00 <TheRon> beer?
36:00 <Pieter> STROH IS 80%
36:00 <Digerati> commercial
36:00 <Pieter> 160 proof
36:00 <Digerati> strom
36:00 <Digerati> never heard of it
37:00 <Digerati> stroh ?
37:00 <Israeli> Spirytus will get you messed up
37:00 <TheRon> girl, you'll be a woman soon
37:00 <Digerati> what's it callled pieter ?
37:00 <Israeli> Can get it from dans in 500ml bottles at 95%
37:00 <TheRon> neil diamond version
37:00 <TheRon> awesome song
39:00 <Digerati> pieter that is a liquer you fag
39:00 <Digerati> liquor
39:00 <TheRon> Pieter: is a licker
39:00 <StrykerX> Neil Diamond is awesome
39:00 <Digerati> yeah
39:00 <Digerati> a bunch of drunk lesbians is liquorland
40:00 <Digerati> lickerland
40:00 <Israeli> Dans near Lick-her gland
40:00 <Digerati> so ghey man
40:00 <Digerati> bacardi is rum
40:00 <Israeli> Rum, bluh
40:00 <TheRon> so many dutch in liquor land
40:00 <Digerati> 150 proof is insane
40:00 <Digerati> for a rum
41:00 <TheRon> what episode of ramsays kitchen nightmares do ppl like the best?
42:00 <Israeli> That's if you like your alcohol to taste like burn.
42:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-k0e4FawyQ
42:00 <Pieter> fuck it , gonna mop the floors im bored:/
42:00 <Israeli> Take pix
42:00 <TheRon> is that code?
43:00 <Israeli> Lol
43:00 <Israeli> La Fee is nice.
43:00 <worthless> shalom
43:00 <Israeli> Oy gavolt
43:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli.
43:00 <Israeli> DemonsRun.
43:00 <worthless> the best of the gentiles must be killed
44:00 <DemonsRun> I was just about to text you 
44:00 <worthless> Oy Vey
44:00 <Israeli> Oy veeyyyy
44:00 <StrykerX> Pieter's mopping the floors to hide the powders
44:00 <StrykerX> He has a house inspection tomorrow.
44:00 <DemonsRun> Strykerrrrrrrrrr
44:00 <Israeli> Pieter should do nudes whilsts mopping
44:00 <johninj4> broke so the fume highs help too
44:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-k0e4FawyQ
45:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
45:00 <Israeli> Cock on mop.
45:00 <Digerati> hmmm
45:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck you're gay matt.
45:00 <Israeli> I'
45:00 <Israeli> I'm a fucking faggot
45:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, baby!
45:00 <Israeli> Rofl
45:00 <StrykerX> What's going on?!
46:00 <DemonsRun> Don't call me baby you jerk
46:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli is the sake fkn agw
46:00 <DemonsRun> Age even
46:00 <johninj4> lol
46:00 <DemonsRun> Same
46:00 <TheRon> are you a dont call me a chick chick??
46:00 <DemonsRun> I should really sit up
46:00 <StrykerX> Erm, I didn't mean in that context
46:00 <StrykerX> Haahah
46:00 <DemonsRun> Ohhhhh
46:00 <DemonsRun> Point stands haha
46:00 <johninj4> you can caallll me al
46:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwHOAI_OQk
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizée - J'ai Pas Vingt Ans - (Stars à Domicile - TF1) (Feb 5, 2010) 4:27 - Category: Music - 1,940,360 views - 3,122 likes (96.4%), 115 dislikes (3.6%)
47:00 <StrykerX> But hey, since you're being evil about it
47:00 <DemonsRun> Hehe
47:00 <DemonsRun> Ya bastard. Lol
47:00 <StrykerX> x0x
47:00 <TheRon> is drinking poker the best
47:00 <johninj4> is there another kind?
47:00 <TheRon> yes!
48:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX: ima Fuck you up tonight xD 
49:00 <StrykerX> <DemonsRun> StrykerX: ima Fuck you tonight xD
49:00 <StrykerX> o0oooo0
49:00 <johninj4> haha i was thinking that
49:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LUjjHc84RE
49:00 <DemonsRun> Oh you wish baby
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizee_L_alizee (Jan 23, 2010) 3:46 - Category: Travel & Events - 227,162 views - 379 likes (96.4%), dislikes (3.6%)
49:00 <Digerati> she has a nice belly there
49:00 <Digerati> she has a tattoo as well
49:00 <StrykerX> No need to wish
49:00 <StrykerX> O wait.. 350km
49:00 <StrykerX> Too far
49:00 <DemonsRun> Huge need to wish lol
49:00 <Digerati> i think kylie is cuter but
49:00 <StrykerX> :>
50:00 <StrykerX> <:
50:00 <DemonsRun> You're closer than Israeli and he can still manage to see me xD 
50:00 <StrykerX> I don't have a car atm.
50:00 <StrykerX> So I can't unless there's trains.
51:00 <DemonsRun> No trains.
51:00 <StrykerX> No chance then.
51:00 <DemonsRun> Haha I win.
51:00 <DemonsRun> U suck
51:00 <Digerati> theron, what you think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizee - Moi Lolita - live (HQ) (Aug 5, 2009) 3:46 - Category: Music - 3,605,232 views - 10,777 likes (98.1%), 213 dislikes (1.9%)
51:00 <Digerati> that is heart attack material and a smile
52:00 <johninj4> lol
52:00 <johninj4> the 3 Lumeaha
52:00 <Digerati> i think the socks she is wearing is a dead give away
53:00 <Digerati> hate how some women act like little girls
54:00 <Digerati> that is nutcase material
54:00 <johninj4> it's frustrating
54:00 <Digerati> mine used to be like that
54:00 <johninj4> it's hormones mainly i think
54:00 <johninj4> that must be hellish
54:00 <Digerati> she passed away poor thing in 200-
54:00 <Digerati> she was same age as me but
55:00 <johninj4> unlucky
55:00 <Digerati> 5'4 and weighed like 44 kilos
55:00 <Digerati> her style made me her puppy
55:00 <Digerati> i knew her since we were kids'
56:00 <DemonsRun> I need...
56:00 <Digerati> would never go with a woman like that but
56:00 <DemonsRun> To wash my hair.
56:00 <Digerati> she never grew up
56:00 <Digerati> some women dont
56:00 <Digerati> same with men
57:00 <Digerati> you get so many top dogs in prison, that are such girls
57:00 <Digerati> i knew a ex vet thats in jail, he screwed the top dog and made him his slut
58:00 <Digerati> crazy world
59:00 <amsy> ok Digerati
59:00 <Pieter> heh
59:00 <BlackDevil> `adduser Pieter
59:00 <Digerati> well i visit him amsy
59:00 <Digerati> he is ex military
59:00 <Digerati> guy needs cigs
00:00 <Pieter> that oughta piss the trolls off
00:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBUEyHiWMUw
00:00 <Pieter> :p
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizee - J'ai Pas Vingt Ans HQ (Live @ Absolument ete 27-06-03) (May 31, 2010) 4:47 - Category: Music - 658,927 views - likes (96.9%), 29 dislikes (3.1%)
00:00 <Digerati> amsy for you that clip
00:00 <Digerati> dress like that for me :) haha
00:00 <amsy> no
00:00 <Digerati> :(
00:00 <Digerati> now i am crying
00:00 <Digerati> why not ? :)
01:00 <Digerati> it's cute
01:00 <johninj4> lol piet thinks he has ops
01:00 <Digerati> i love pink
01:00 <johninj4> funny stuff
01:00 <Pieter> lol johninj4 thinks I think I have ops
01:00 <Pieter> funny stuff
01:00 <Pieter> :/
01:00 <Digerati> amsy just kidding :)
02:00 <Digerati> omg she is wearing white panties
02:00 <Digerati> hahaha
03:00 <worthless> youtube keeps all the history of videos you have watched
03:00 <worthless> this static IP is stupid
04:00 <TokenDaRing> worthless are you another junkie?
04:00 <BlackDevil> whom else wants access?
04:00 <Digerati> in a few years 4k youtube clips will be popular
04:00 <Digerati> fuck 1080p
04:00 <Digerati> i got a 4k tv
04:00 <worthless> is a couple of glasses of wine with dinner a junkie ?
05:00 <worthless> no i am not a junkie
05:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPH73xjXKYo
05:00 <johninj4> i want over 3000 acesss
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alizée - Moi... Lolita (Live 2014) @ Les 30 ans du Top 50 (Oct 28, 2014) 4:04 - Category: People & Blogs - 184,763 views - 814 likes (94.8%), dislikes (5.2%)
05:00 <Digerati> thats 2014
05:00 <Digerati> she is fucking hot
05:00 <Digerati> check the tatts
06:00 <johninj4> do you have a google account worthless?
06:00 <johninj4> thats usually what does it
06:00 <worthless> no
06:00 <worthless> i have a static IP
06:00 <worthless> so youtube just keeps all the history linked to that IP
07:00 <johninj4> yeh
07:00 <worthless> must be so they can spy on all ur web browsing
07:00 <worthless> they want everyone to have static IPs
07:00 <Digerati> dynamic changes ip all the time
07:00 <Digerati> static is always the same
07:00 <worthless> yes
08:00 <Digerati> mine is dynamic
08:00 <Digerati> fibre optic cable since 1998
08:00 <Digerati> ran fibre optic box in 1996
08:00 <Digerati> we are testers
09:00 <Pieter> haha
09:00 <Digerati> VUT
09:00 <Pieter> fuck youre a joke man
09:00 <Digerati> ok
09:00 <Digerati> i am a joke
09:00 <johninj4> don't get mad piet
09:00 <Pieter> yes
09:00 <Pieter> cos everybody gets mad
09:00 <Pieter> :)
09:00 <Digerati> pieter, i am a joke ?
09:00 <worthless> u mad
09:00 <Digerati> or john ?
09:00 <Pieter> IM MAD YO
09:00 <Pieter> MAD!
09:00 <johninj4> piet is very upset about your internet
09:00 <Digerati> is confused
11:00 <Digerati> http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2805513668.png
11:00 <Digerati> did that just now
11:00 <Digerati> a bit slow
11:00 <Digerati> 1.1 gbps
11:00 <Digerati> 70 downloads going
11:00 <Pieter> how many Lumeah2s does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
11:00 <Pieter> eh eh
11:00 <Pieter> =p
13:00 <Digerati> http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2805513668.png
13:00 <Digerati> you will get this connection in 2 years
13:00 <Digerati> what i got
14:00 <Digerati> we are just testing atm
14:00 <Digerati> and windows 8 cant take the network load balancing on a connection like this
15:00 <Lumeah2> Oi.. Watch it pretty boy. 
15:00 <Digerati> w8 is a pile of crap
15:00 <Digerati> lumeah i am on w10, it works excellent
16:00 <Digerati> although windows 2000 is the best
16:00 <Digerati> still have to test current windows :(
16:00 <Digerati> use ubuntu, it's the best OS there is
16:00 <nate> digi lovin life:)
17:00 <Digerati> nate, sad and crying since my mom died
17:00 <Digerati> they fucked her up the doctors
17:00 <Digerati> made a stupid mistake
17:00 <Digerati> she died from the operation
17:00 <Digerati> they did not asess the risk of the operation
17:00 <Digerati> and use the law to protect that
17:00 <Digerati> fine line between law and medicine
17:00 <Digerati> and they can go to hell
18:00 <Digerati> they should know better than to be aware of risks
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shut
18:00 <Bastardly_One> up
18:00 <Digerati> fuck
18:00 <Digerati> you
18:00 <Digerati> :)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no 
19:00 <nate> well its time for you to be happy, b1 will send you a pat on the back
19:00 <Digerati> shhhh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not ever
19:00 <Digerati> :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now, shut up
19:00 <Digerati> nate, i aint going to be ever happy over what they did matey
19:00 <DemonsRun> "Shut up"
19:00 <Digerati> bbl
19:00 <Digerati> peace...
19:00 <amsy> phew
20:00 <amsy> one power chatter at a time pls
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, unlike most of you idiots if I want to idle I can do it without logging onto irc ... last I checked it's a chat channel
24:00 <Pieter> thats great news
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll post non stop for eternity if I wih
24:00 <Pieter> show us how its done!
24:00 <amsy> oh deary me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *wish
24:00 <nate> cyber channel!
24:00 <amsy> i was welcoming you with open arms
24:00 <amsy> settle down
25:00 <nate> hi john!
25:00 <johninj4> hi nate
25:00 <johninj4> whats happening champ?
26:00 <nate> i am doing some exercise ;p
26:00 <johninj4> nice
26:00 <johninj4> i'm having a beer
26:00 <johninj4> so thats kinda exersize
26:00 <amsy> and b1 if im logged in to my client i am also chatting
27:00 <nate> yeah up to 3 beers is good for ya
27:00 <nate> after that not so good
27:00 <nate> :D~
27:00 <johninj4> haha
28:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
28:00 <nate> mark would u like to be?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> MrMark, that ./amsg is fucking annoying enough to see in one channel you hopeless tool
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, this is the guy I think you should meet
29:00 <Pieter> useless tool.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> alcho homo from Syd
29:00 <amsy> having a bad day b1?
29:00 <nate> well i dont drink and i am not a homo and not from sydney, but i will turn for you b1:)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, I didn't like your comment 
30:00 <nate> does mark say anything?
30:00 <amsy> or anyone elses by the looks of it
31:00 <StrykerX> I'd love a beer
31:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBsF7VIQyo
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush; Hush Hush (Nov 24, 2009) 4:14 - Category: Music - 65,254,223 views - 134,405 likes (97%), 4,097 dislikes (3%)
31:00 <nate> heheh ;D
33:00 <L|> hi lish Floss
33:00 <Lish> Hey
33:00 <L|> hows it going
33:00 <Lish> Alright 
33:00 <Floss> Herp
33:00 <Lish> Need to pee
33:00 <L|> k
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this song reminds me of skating around vermont south and getting the board confiscated
33:00 <L|> floss wanta hug
33:00 <Floss> No
33:00 <L|> dam dang
33:00 <Floss> I have sunburn
34:00 <L|> oh
34:00 <L|> ouchies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never get sunburn this year
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we're never gonna get enough un
34:00 <L|> u just sit inside
34:00 <nate> hi unstrayan, mount london bound
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *sun
34:00 <Unstrayan> manus island wannabes from pakistan and iran
34:00 <L|> Tessa
34:00 <L|> :)
35:00 <StrykerX> Hi Tessa
35:00 <StrykerX> ASL
35:00 <Unstrayan> did u see the asian brawl in melbourne karaoke
35:00 <L|> yeah
35:00 <L|> elizabeth street
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Tessa would love to bring you to her commune Chris
35:00 <L|> commune
35:00 <L|> cool
35:00 <L|> or u mean cult
35:00 <L|> lols
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think a virgin in her type of community would be a real trophy
35:00 <Unstrayan> finally i get to try to go to uk for my education
36:00 <nate> dont try, do it
36:00 <L|> my cat goes :P
36:00 <L|> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1743686_1584101428491966_1779040204296278819_n.jpg?oh=1bc7e7980fec2c12f87f0ac4e903cb66&oe=5530B6B4
37:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, what a load of fucking shit ... you are going to England to live off relatives who are arranging a marriage for you if you pass
37:00 <L|> my cat is god
37:00 <Unstrayan> yup i will go to uni of greenwich
37:00 <L|> god is my cat
37:00 <L|> loves hugs
37:00 <L|> animals rule
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you're living in London so you claim idiot ... might be an idea to see what universities are there ... you clearly have no idea as usual
38:00 <TokenDaRing> L| is that your cat?
38:00 <L|> yeah why 
38:00 <TokenDaRing> it looks like it has problems
38:00 <L|> gonna put me down
38:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.skynews.com.au/news/national/2015/01/17/australia-facing-worse-weather-in-the-future.html#sthash.h0a58ohE.gbpl
38:00 <L|> ok
38:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe you shouldn't hit it
38:00 <L|> put me down
38:00 <L|> i am shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that cat looks like chris
38:00 <nate> down my pants chris?
38:00 <L|> TokenDaRing is the man chris is shit
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One he probably gives it the same drugs he takes
38:00 <L|> lets all inspire to be like TokenDaRing
39:00 <nate> is this L person really chris?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> yes nate
39:00 <nate> but why!
39:00 <L|> i am 4
39:00 <nate> doesnt he like his name
39:00 <L|> like agent 4
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> he changes it every week
39:00 <L|> TokenDaRing is so good
39:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe it's so he can try talking to all the women who come on IRC again
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually hate that ... it's lack of manners of the extreme
40:00 <L|> he can put down the less fortunate
40:00 <L|> and big note himself
40:00 <L|> what a legend
40:00 <Bastardly_One> talking around someone and asking questions about them when they're right there
40:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjfDGrZsLgw
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Come Date With Me (Australia) - Series 1 - Episode 26 (Adelaide) (Jan 23, 2014) 41:15 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,001 views - 4 likes (80%), 1 dislikes (20%)
40:00 <nate> hehehe ;D
40:00 <Unstrayan> bali nine leaders should be hung
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One but he just needs one hug to make his life better
40:00 <L|> yes
40:00 <L|> a proper hug
40:00 <L|> where i can kiss womans nose
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
41:00 <L|> cause eye nose u
41:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01 give him a hug, go on
41:00 <johninj4> the nose is a very sensitive area
41:00 <L|> ear this
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would you be kissing a nose
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has lips!
41:00 <L|> cause women are the best thing
41:00 <johninj4> lips are so 90s
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I rub noses all the time ... only with maori relatives though
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit - we're awesome
41:00 <L|> yep
41:00 <L|> the bestest
42:00 <L|> i only alive cause of brillant women
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have a female friend I kiss the tip of the nose of all the time when she gives me a hug ... that's just to piss her off though ... she hates it
42:00 <johninj4> you know when someone kisses your nose passionatly that they really love you
42:00 <johninj4> wb Nikky`
42:00 <amsy> slip the tongue in
42:00 <Nikky`> thank you
42:00 <L|> kk
42:00 <johninj4> yeh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> l| DemonsRun doesn't want you
42:00 <johninj4> maybe a few fingers
43:00 <DemonsRun> No, I don't.
43:00 <amsy> haha
43:00 <L|> i didnt say i wanted DemonsRun
43:00 <Unstrayan> amsy i'd come to greenwich uni 
43:00 <amsy> beehhh
43:00 <L|> that would be too good
43:00 <amsy> you need to make up your mind
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao kissing your nose passionately 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
43:00 <L|> i dont deserve that
43:00 <Unstrayan> mind is changing like the climate
43:00 <L|> katatonic_kate01 i would kiss u everywhere
43:00 <amsy> no kidding
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
43:00 <johninj4> i stay out of the ear
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ok troll
44:00 <johninj4> that can cause infections
44:00 <Unstrayan> yes Uni of greenwich right next to my aunt home
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think kate would rather commit suicide
44:00 <L|> i not trolling
44:00 <Unstrayan> she will pay for me again
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol trew b1
44:00 <amsy> also earwax is horrible
44:00 <johninj4> yeh
44:00 <Unstrayan> she paid me all her life
44:00 <johninj4> its gross
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan
44:00 <L|> i would kiss some one so nice
44:00 <johninj4> boogers aren't so bad
44:00 <johninj4> but earwax YUCK
44:00 <worthless> bangla pedo
44:00 <amsy> agreed.
44:00 <Unstrayan> UWL is like far otherside of london need to change two buses and two trains ech time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> UWL is?
45:00 <amsy> i seriously want to cry 
45:00 <johninj4> :(
45:00 <Unstrayan> University of west london
45:00 <amsy> immi office is going to suck 
45:00 <johninj4> those cold stares
45:00 <johninj4> "you don't belong here"
45:00 <amsy> hahaha no kidding
45:00 <Unstrayan> just google 'greenwich station to south ealing station'... do it b1
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and you clearly know nothing about England ... where are you living in London do you know?
46:00 <Unstrayan> cut n paste
46:00 <amsy> its not bad for me
46:00 <amsy> im white
46:00 <amsy> but i have to sit there for hours smelling everyone else
46:00 <amsy> might gwt fucked around
46:00 <Unstrayan> Norway have more bangladesh than aussies amsy
46:00 <amsy> its an ordeal
46:00 <johninj4> I heard they settled a bunch of africans in rural sweden and they rioted because they wanted to live in the big city
46:00 <johninj4> i mean geeze
46:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, I know London ... an ex lives there. She's a teacher
47:00 <amsy> ungrateful
47:00 <johninj4> you get to live in one of the worlds most liveable countries
47:00 <johninj4> and you are still complaining
47:00 <Unstrayan> i'll convince my future wife to move to australia after i become a citizen in england
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably saw a deer and freaked
47:00 <johninj4> must be a culture shock though
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan you should get her to move over via boat
47:00 <TokenDaRing> she'll be let in fine
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Sweden looks awesome outside the cities ... and the cities look alright too
48:00 <amsy> yeah some of them integrate really well
48:00 <amsy> others not so much
48:00 <Unstrayan> she got her ILR this year
48:00 <johninj4> it's usually the 2nd generation that intergrates well here in aus
48:00 <worthless> Unstrayan, You're always talking about moving places
48:00 <amsy> sweden is alright
48:00 <worthless> youre not really going anywhere
48:00 <worthless> fuck sweden
48:00 <Unstrayan> yes i am
48:00 <worthless> u know where i'd go ?
48:00 <worthless> Argentina
48:00 <amsy> not anywhere near as pretty as here
48:00 <worthless> its cheap there too
49:00 <Unstrayan> true
49:00 <TokenDaRing> nowhere will let Unstrayan go there
49:00 <TokenDaRing> nowhere wants him
49:00 <Unstrayan> Norway is the best i agree that with amsy
49:00 <Unstrayan> safe also
49:00 <worthless> norway is only good if your born there
49:00 <amsy> im not born here and i love it
49:00 <Unstrayan> not really
49:00 <johninj4> the cold would be too much for me i think
49:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah nordic people don't like non nordics
49:00 <johninj4> i can't handle melbourne
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the cold would be the best part
50:00 <amsy> i couldnt handle winter in melb either john
50:00 <amsy> its different i think
50:00 <johninj4> ahh ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pussies
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and snowy cold is different
50:00 <amsy> i adore the cold here haha
50:00 <Nikky`> Melb winter is cold but still melb so makes it rock
50:00 <Unstrayan> perth probably the worst liviable city in the world
50:00 <johninj4> yeah its a good city
51:00 <amsy> its -5 out right now and i love it
51:00 <johninj4> just so shitty cold and tempremental
51:00 <johninj4> need to pack a change of clothes when you go out
51:00 <johninj4> and a rain jacket
51:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j71Q1xEGIPM
51:00 <Nikky`> Why one has good heating
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bangladeshi students at University of Tromso, Norway (Dec 30, 2013) 11:07 - Category: Education - 2,320 views - 21 likes (87.5%), 3 dislikes (12.5%)
51:00 <Unstrayan> in the future there will be no winter in downunder
51:00 <Bastardly_One> other way around
51:00 <Bastardly_One> in the future there will be no summer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the last 3 yrs in Victoria are starting to make it see that way
52:00 <johninj4> haha
52:00 <johninj4> just a couple of weeks of heatwaves
52:00 <johninj4> then back to cold
52:00 <Unstrayan> high wind doesnt make it winter
53:00 <Bastardly_One> never used to be this archetypical
53:00 <Bastardly_One> only started a few years ago ... 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> actually last summer was pretty much a summer now I think about it 
53:00 <Unstrayan> bitch come to alberta or get a divorce
53:00 <Unstrayan> simple
54:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/LXaOitM i took this yesterday at 3pm
54:00 <johninj4> nice
55:00 <nate> ninja slice me in half!
56:00 <nate> thats a hot chick amsy
56:00 <nate> BOOm
57:00 <amsy> ok dont scare me
01:00 <nate> i like this dating show
01:00 <nate> he doesnt pick any of the girls i think i remember
01:00 <nate> lol
02:00 <johninj4> picks the male host
02:00 <nate> looked like dikes anyhowz
02:00 <nate> hey ninja blam!
02:00 <johninj4> whammy!
02:00 <MrMark> are we having fun yet?
03:00 <nate> zadey cakes!
03:00 <Zade> hello nate
04:00 <Nikky`> oooh its Zadey cakes! haha
04:00 <nate> do u love dating shows zade!?
04:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
04:00 <Zade> dating shows?
04:00 <nate> yeah tv shows
04:00 <nate> batchelor etc
04:00 <Zade> god no
05:00 <nate> i am watching come date with me right now
05:00 <Zade> i dont watch much tv
05:00 <worthless> i watch IRC
05:00 <johninj4> i'm watching this show where they buys stuff from storage units 
06:00 <Zade> well irc is better than a soapie most nights 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> auction hunters
06:00 <worthless> that fat guy ?
06:00 <johninj4> yeh
06:00 <worthless> boring
09:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like I'm staying at my parents soon for a while
09:00 <Bastardly_One> great
09:00 <faux> woo free food
09:00 <nate> b1 mum dinnahs!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't get tribunal letters unless you're looking at eviction
10:00 <johninj4> why would you get evicted?
10:00 <johninj4> piss your flatmate off with the pouges?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt clearly never pays the rent?
10:00 <johninj4> ahh
10:00 <faux> whats a pouges
10:00 <johninj4> its a band he said his flatmate hates
10:00 <johninj4> dirty old town
10:00 <Zade> some kind of rash i think
10:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <johninj4> they sing
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the irish folk songs
11:00 <faux> where do you pay your half of rent
11:00 <Bastardly_One> to him with receipts
11:00 <faux> yeah so like you dont give him the money and rely on him?
11:00 <johninj4> thats messed up
11:00 <Unstrayan> seems beautiful 
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <faux> whaaat
11:00 <faux> why would you trust him
12:00 <Unstrayan> faux survived all of the sydney shooting yet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not on the lease
12:00 <faux> oooooh
12:00 <faux> thats fucked
12:00 <johninj4> ahh well you won't get blacklisted
12:00 <faux> so he just tkes the money and doesnt pay the rent
12:00 <faux> what aturd
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and good also ... I can leave like that *snaps my fingers*
12:00 <Israeli> Hello.
12:00 <Unstrayan> you will have all the B-class refugees
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm already blacklisted
12:00 <faux> yeah i guess i just wouldnt wanna be living with my parents at 50
13:00 <johninj4> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> due to a fire a now close friend set in my room when I left the house
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I did a runner ... he set fire to the place 
13:00 <johninj4> oh great
13:00 <faux> um
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> long story ... but turns out he camped in there
13:00 <faux> seems like youre a good judge of character
13:00 <faux> but not really
13:00 <johninj4> I can't liiiiveee withouttt youuuu
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and was drunk as fuck ... and made a fire
13:00 <Israeli> Bastardly_One, what are your views on marijuana use?
13:00 <Unstrayan> where else but queensland
13:00 <DemonsRun> Escorts are cleaner than the woman at the pub
14:00 <DemonsRun> If they're with an agency they are extremely clean 
14:00 <faux> where did that come from
14:00 <DemonsRun> Wrong chan
14:00 <faux> ok
14:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahahaha
14:00 <johninj4> lol i was wondering DemonsRun
14:00 <StrykerX> LOL
14:00 <johninj4> are you advertising?
14:00 <Nikky`> lol DemonsRun
14:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu hahaha
14:00 <Unstrayan> put the kittens in a grinder
14:00 <DemonsRun> Whoops
14:00 <Bastardly_One> even brothel hookers get tested once a month though
14:00 <johninj4> they don't go bareback anyways yeh?
14:00 <faux> expert^
14:00 <johninj4> so why would they get anything
14:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the exes used to complain her boss woul ake her go
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *would
15:00 <Unstrayan> no they dont
15:00 <DemonsRun> LOL faux 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, I went out with one for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
15:00 <Unstrayan> or cuckold each other when no customer there
15:00 <DemonsRun> Good for you b1
15:00 <DemonsRun> Good for you.
15:00 <faux> where is amsy
15:00 <Unstrayan> shes no where near you
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it was you
15:00 <johninj4> shw was here like half hour ago
15:00 <faux> no i mean why did he say amsy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought amsy typed that
15:00 <faux> she's not even here
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
15:00 <DemonsRun> Learn to read.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> forget it ... I'm not right in the head
15:00 <johninj4> yeh she has a+
16:00 <faux> super turd
16:00 <DemonsRun> We k ow.
16:00 <DemonsRun> Know*
16:00 <Unstrayan> all girls are fuct
16:00 <faux> we so k ow.
16:00 <DemonsRun> Lol faux
16:00 <DemonsRun> Shhhhhh
16:00 <faux> ehehhe
16:00 <Unstrayan> he should be awarding an honor for sliting wife
16:00 <faux> whenever i see bareback i wanna watch brokeback mountain
17:00 <DemonsRun> Oh god.
17:00 <johninj4> lol i have never seen it
17:00 <StrykerX> ..
17:00 <faux> srs
17:00 <Unstrayan> he prolly enjoyed it while at it
17:00 <faux> should watch it
17:00 <johninj4> this guy i know bought it for his kids
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <faux> "daaaad...."
17:00 <johninj4> thought it would be a good cowboy movie for them
17:00 <faux> HAHAHAHA
17:00 <faux> that rules
17:00 <faux> i havent seen it in a while
17:00 <Unstrayan> nice fresh cut
18:00 <johninj4> "i want to be a fireman now :/"
18:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen it?
18:00 <Unstrayan> there wasnt any want to be
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a good movie ... more about being a man than being homo
18:00 <johninj4> not my kind of movie
18:00 <faux> lies
18:00 <johninj4> if i want to watch men having sex i just use xnxx
18:00 <StrykerX> B1 really watched it for the man on man action
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more about male relationships and being a man than it is about being homo and running to the middle of nowhere
19:00 <johninj4> what if i get the hots for heith ledger and i can never do anything about it now
19:00 <faux> b1 clearly enjoyed it
19:00 <Unstrayan> im more happier with a tranny than rest of the women in my life
19:00 <johninj4> need to think about the big issues
19:00 <faux> heith
19:00 <johninj4> its like keith with an h
19:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, I did like it 
20:00 <faux> heath aint it
20:00 <Unstrayan> chinese gangs are bashing each other in melb
20:00 <johninj4> yeh probably
20:00 <faux> i need to hang me washing and sweep me verandah
20:00 <faux> ceebs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like asian gang warfare in Melb is new
20:00 <johninj4> lol how tall is your washing line?
20:00 <Sponge> we're woolworths the fresh food people
21:00 <faux> im watching a lecture on gaming and she played that south park clip where they played WoW 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One likes to play a lot of "Pole Position"
21:00 <Sponge> andwe've got so much more for you
21:00 <johninj4> that is a cool ep
21:00 <faux> and all the dudes in the lecture and laughing like HURHURHURHUR
21:00 <faux> its funny
21:00 <faux> also shut up
21:00 <faux> i have a clothes airer
21:00 <faux> its short.
21:00 <faux> i can  reach ok
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <johninj4> haha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a clothes horse in other words?
22:00 <faux> yes a clothes airer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a clothes horse
22:00 <faux> .
22:00 <faux> ok
22:00 <johninj4> airer sounds fancier
22:00 <Sponge> lets not come to blows over this
22:00 <faux> it looks nothing like a horse
22:00 <faux> stupid name.
22:00 <faux> gtfo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... 
22:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/01/16/comment-global-warming-here-and-australia-feeling-impact
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a stupid name 
23:00 <Unstrayan> more to cum
23:00 <Bastardly_One> think it would come from the phrase pack horse
23:00 <faux> its also called a winterdyke
23:00 <faux> makes me laugh
23:00 <johninj4> lol gawd
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
23:00 <faux> cos im immature as fuck
23:00 <johninj4> its a washing thingy
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <johninj4> i don't do much laundry
23:00 <faux> who does it
23:00 <faux> or do you just wear filth
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that metal thing you put clothes on
23:00 <johninj4> my gf's or mum
24:00 <faux> gf's
24:00 <faux> how many do you have sheesh
24:00 <johninj4> none rn :(
24:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.skynews.com.au/news/national/2015/01/17/australia-facing-worse-weather-in-the-future.html
24:00 <faux>  oh right
24:00 <Sponge> Unstrayan stay on that story
24:00 <Sponge> i wantthe latest
24:00 <Unstrayan> that is the latest
25:00 <Nikky`> Don't be a lazy cunt all your life johninj4 and learn to wash yeah? :P
25:00 <johninj4> i had to wash my clothes in the sea when i went camping
25:00 <johninj4> oh i know how, i just don't do it, they get mad
25:00 <johninj4> it's like crossing into their turf
25:00 <Nikky`> I'd not get mad.. your clothes, you want them clean then go nuts
25:00 <faux> washing is literally the easiest thing. if you cant work a washing machine kill yourself
26:00 <faux> its like 5 buttons
26:00 <johninj4> yeah it's easy
26:00 <faux> beep beep beep beep
26:00 <faux> Start.
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <johninj4> lol
26:00 <faux> just group colours/whites/blacks/towels 
26:00 <Unstrayan> i hate google
26:00 <faux> n bobs ya uncle
26:00 <johninj4> yeah i turned all my socks pink the other day
26:00 <faux> lolll
26:00 <Doodle> bobs not your uncle he just sleeps with your mother
26:00 <faux> gtfo
26:00 <faux> dewdel <3
27:00 <Doodle> <3
27:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
27:00 <faux> hey there
27:00 <Nikky`> Yes, group them all into the one wash - simple, might get different colours but hey
27:00 <faux> hows it
27:00 <Doodle> not bad, you?
27:00 <faux> lol Nikky`
27:00 <faux> yeah im good ty
27:00 <Doodle> awes
28:00 <faux> went to a bbq yesti and got bitten but like 5 mosquitos on my toes
28:00 <faux> WORST. SPOT. EVE R.
28:00 <faux> by*
28:00 <MrMark> bobs burgers
29:00 <Doodle> in the middle east they call them churchitos
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
29:00 <faux> haveyou seen that video of those two lebs
29:00 <faux> getting interviewed
30:00 <faux> after their mate stopped a thief from stealing his ute or something
30:00 <Unstrayan> i remember the immigration queue from the millenium mostly arabic people and africans queued up for a long term stay. sometimes i see the line went out the door towards the main road and that was 10 years ago
30:00 <Doodle> nah but i read the news report
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I was just talking about that tribunal notice?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I pay rent tomorrow and have to play dumb
30:00 <faux> watch it!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just rang the folks and the mother is in ICU
30:00 <Doodle> no you watch it pal
31:00 <Unstrayan> things will only get complex if i get return especially for me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nice of cunts to tell me that too
31:00 <nate> http://s591.photobucket.com/user/vgcoupe/media/maso.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
31:00 <Doodle> who is in icu
31:00 <nate> is this a personal trainer or what!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother I said
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nice cunts I'm surrounded by
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even tell me that shit
31:00 <johninj4> coopersbaq.np3
31:00 <Doodle> well you said the mother
32:00 <faux> why would you pay rent if youre getting kicked out.
32:00 <faux> r u dum or wot
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not on the lease
32:00 <Unstrayan> kitty pissed everywhere
32:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly it's not being payed
32:00 <faux> exactly
32:00 <faux> so dont pay
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <couleurs> jobminj4
32:00 <johninj4> just need to stay there until they evict you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got hold of a second notice I'm not meant to know of 
32:00 <faux> are you an idiot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing the point
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not meant to see this notice
33:00 <faux> if you know hes going to get kicked out why would you continue to pay him... if youre not on the lease they dont know aobut you and cant do anything to you - so when he has to leave you just leave too
33:00 <Unstrayan> Bastardly_One move to greece you'd enjoy there not to cold or warm
33:00 <faux> why not?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it just won't actually get to him ... I got it out of the letter box, know what one is a mile away
33:00 <faux> uhhhhhhhh why am i discussing this like i care
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so thought ... I'm opening this cunt
33:00 <Doodle> and the bumsecks in greece is amazing i hear
33:00 <Unstrayan> before you go watch the wogboy 1-3
33:00 <Doodle> this time of year
34:00 <faux> greasy bumsex
34:00 <Doodle> thats what [Maverick] says anyway
34:00 <johninj4> they get malaria now because the government can't afford to spray the mossies anymore
34:00 <johninj4> nice work greece
34:00 <Doodle> greece is the word
35:00 <faux> sandy wants the D
35:00 <Doodle> she so does
35:00 <Unstrayan> greek foods the worlds best
35:00 <johninj4> thats not in mexico
35:00 <Doodle> or italy
36:00 <faux> doodle
36:00 <Doodle> faux
36:00 <faux> im in this group.. and this chick postsed a pic of her tattoo.. lol i shouldnt laugh at this but anyway... https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10931402_583726738394506_3384746137981704411_n.jpg?oh=957da623f51a3a4b5dac083f796332fa&oe=555FE06E
36:00 <faux> someone asked her if it hurt
36:00 <Unstrayan> greek people invented the gladiator cousine
36:00 <faux> and she said "It only really hurt on the d on daddy. That part made me feel like it was hitting my bone. Other than that was fine. But in good with pain. I didn't even notice when he started tattooing x
36:00 <Doodle> looool
36:00 <faux> the first line killed me
36:00 <Doodle> the d hurts
37:00 <couleurs> 8=========d on daddy
37:00 <Doodle> derders lerderl gerl
37:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <couleurs> that is a terribad tattoo too too too too
38:00 <Unstrayan> kitty jumped in my closet and slept on the pile of clothes
40:00 <couleurs> shut up beeehhh u brown buttock 
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Unstrayan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great
41:00 <Unstrayan> greece is a beautiful country seriously if I get my british passport woundnt mind working in greece hotels
43:00 <Sponge> remember that uk 18yo teen slut sucked 22 cocks for an alcohlic beverage in greece
43:00 <Unstrayan> ooh lots of protien she consumed
43:00 <worthless> Remember that 18 year old faggot cunt got fucked by 20 niggers while eating bigmacs
44:00 <Sponge> i don't recall that one
44:00 <worthless> Are you sure ?
45:00 <Unstrayan> i know many poeple are hiding in australia for more than 25 years without a valid papers to stay
45:00 <Unstrayan> till today
45:00 <Sponge> you gotta respect that
46:00 <Sponge> australian pride
46:00 <worthless> Unstrayan, you tried that but they caught you
46:00 <worthless> Unstrayan, then you cried
47:00 <Unstrayan> no i left volunteerly by choice
47:00 <worthless> bullshit
47:00 <worthless> u got deported
47:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl no you didn't beehhh
47:00 <Sponge> ouch
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you liar
47:00 <Sponge> ZING!
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you got chucked out
47:00 <TokenDaRing> like trash
47:00 <Sponge> mandatory exclusion period
47:00 <Sponge> PWND
48:00 <Unstrayan> and i owe you for that i'd either be in mentalhome or be dead already if i were there
49:00 <Unstrayan> got addicted to ice and pills i m totally healed in bangladesh
49:00 <Sponge> what do you mean you got addicted
50:00 <Unstrayan> that was the prime time saga when ice was sold sold everywhere in victoria even in the crn milkbar store
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan now you're in love with a ladyboi who's screwing guys on the side and getting HIV
50:00 <worthless> Bangla pedo.
50:00 <Unstrayan> shes not from thailand shes malaysian they dont sell bodies
51:00 <Unstrayan> worthless sex his mom for his daily pleasure
51:00 <TokenDaRing> bullshit Unstrayan
51:00 <TokenDaRing> they all do
51:00 <TokenDaRing> malaysians, thais, singaporeans
51:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/uzTwOQI.jpg
51:00 <Sponge> viets
52:00 <Unstrayan> cambodian
52:00 <thestig> ecig
52:00 <thestig> nice tank
53:00 <couleurs> thx
53:00 <Unstrayan> weed redidue in a bowl im calling 911 for further investigation
53:00 <Unstrayan> do a swab-test
54:00 <L|> sub test
54:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUiMz-1TqQ
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: techno 2015 TWEET (Jan 17, 2015) 2:08 - Category: Music - 12 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), dislikes (33.3%)
54:00 <Loof> that is the worst trash i've ever heard
54:00 <Loof> please die
54:00 <L|> cool
54:00 <Unstrayan> this is not alright where is my money
54:00 <L|> wheres mine
54:00 <Loof> a retarded chimp could do better
54:00 <L|> fuck
54:00 <Unstrayan> asian gangbashing was charming
55:00 <Unstrayan> especially when 2chick and a guy kicking another chicks face
55:00 <[Maverick]> jesus... that's a load of snot chris... 
55:00 <Sponge> oh my
55:00 <Sponge> i hope she wasn't bea,utiful
55:00 <[Maverick]> read up about music theory and shit. 
55:00 <Sponge> and they kicked thhe beauty out of her
55:00 <Sponge> that would be a sad story
56:00 <Unstrayan> cc footage cam should show me the husband sliting his beloved wife at work carpark. the end
56:00 <Sponge> i hate to hear any sort of bad luck stories about beautiful people
56:00 <Unstrayan> i'd just quietly watch
00:00 <Unstrayan> they got direct flight from KL to London
02:00 <TokenDaRing> l| your music is crap
02:00 <TokenDaRing> don't bother doing more
03:00 <johninj4> you should die then it will become popular
03:00 <johninj4> "RIP chris"
03:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOuauyb6OiI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acer Chromebook 13 Nvidia Tegra K1 - initial thoughts and review (Sep 9, 2014) 5:56 - Category: Education - 27,802 views - 96 likes (95%), 5 dislikes (5%)
04:00 <TokenDaRing> johninj4 think it'd be more popular if he od'd?
04:00 <johninj4> yeah Od'd and got hit by a train while being shot
04:00 <Unstrayan> students shouldnt go for apple or ipad there are alternatives and budgeted gadgets out there
04:00 <johninj4> that is at least 2 #1's right there
05:00 <Unstrayan> apples are all shit
05:00 <johninj4> elton john will do a tribute
05:00 <johninj4> "it seemed to me that you lived your life like a sandle in the bin"
06:00 <Unstrayan> speaking of a betrayal greek
08:00 <Loof> ROFL!!!
08:00 <Loof> johninj4 man you rule
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan can you OD too?
09:00 <Digerati> can someone check a photo i posted on the net please ?
09:00 <couleurs> good 1
09:00 <Digerati> http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/338/2/2/longhorn_evolution_on_4k_preview__by_fiazi-d6wn4sb.png
09:00 <Digerati> tell me what you all think
10:00 <Digerati> not sharp enough ?
10:00 <Digerati> out of focus ?
10:00 <johninj4> gawd 3 watermarks
10:00 <johninj4> thats such a killer
10:00 <Digerati> it is
10:00 <johninj4> oh wow
10:00 <johninj4> 5
10:00 <Digerati> your not going to have it :)
10:00 <Digerati> hahaha
10:00 <Digerati> keep counting
11:00 <Digerati> that's from outside the building
11:00 <Digerati> guess which building
11:00 <Digerati> old faithful
11:00 <Digerati> hint
12:00 <Digerati> it's 4k hasselblad
12:00 <Digerati> needs more adobing
13:00 <couleurs> y do idiets come on here just 2 type random things jesus christ
13:00 <Digerati> cos ur a random person? :) haha
13:00 <Digerati> jk
13:00 <Digerati> :P
14:00 <Digerati> ;)
15:00 <couleurs> Shut Up yify
19:00 <Digerati> who is yify ?
22:00 <Digerati> :)
22:00 <couleurs> me
22:00 <Digerati> do tell couleurs
22:00 <Digerati> sure it's you...
22:00 <johninj4> yify is his labradoodle
22:00 <Digerati> red pill or blue pill ?
26:00 <Digerati> you are just a drone :)
26:00 <Digerati> programmed
26:00 <Digerati> a slave :)
27:00 <Digerati> kinda like a hdd, when you add 2, you can have slave and master
27:00 <Digerati> you need a master, because you are a slave :)
27:00 <couleurs> labradoodle!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Digerati> hey xm
27:00 <xm> ey
28:00 <couleurs> hi xm
28:00 <Digerati> xm, i am dying to try the 21 inch hp slate android touch
28:00 <xm> hello coolaids
28:00 <Digerati> xm, android might be the future
28:00 <xm> 'i dont want your future'
28:00 <Digerati> but you use it
29:00 <worthless> android is touch screen shit
29:00 <Digerati> most computers are now touch with w8
29:00 <faux> i had a dream my laptop was touch screen and woke up v disappointed
29:00 <worthless> you must use some crapy computers then
30:00 <Digerati> i dont like it myself, you get the screen so dirty
30:00 <Digerati> and then you have to wipe
30:00 <Digerati> its wear and tear on the screen like that
30:00 <worthless> a tiny little screen like that ?
30:00 <worthless> wheres the VGA port ?
30:00 <couleurs> i just put together a new pc and now it's a mac o yea !
30:00 <Digerati> hdmi you can put a tv as a monitor
31:00 <Digerati> you dont need vga
31:00 <johninj4> thats what i do
31:00 <johninj4> my lcd got a nasty red line
31:00 <Digerati> thats what i did
31:00 <johninj4> i dropped it a bit
31:00 <worthless> is ubuntu better than android ?
31:00 <Digerati> and it works fine
31:00 <worthless> thats a smartphone though
31:00 <Digerati> android is quicker
31:00 <johninj4> its a bit big tbh
31:00 <couleurs> it works well xm i would recommend it thank u
31:00 <johninj4> can't take in the whole screen
32:00 <Digerati> you need to set the tv
32:00 <johninj4> touchscreen would be bad though, imagine the grease
32:00 <Digerati> to scan mode
33:00 <xm> my dad is so stingy he's using laminating plastic as a cover for his new iPad
33:00 <Digerati> xp on msn didnt know my suburb, win7 apparently does
34:00 <Digerati> those smartarses are getting better :)
34:00 <Digerati> dont worry :)
34:00 <Digerati> msn loves you
35:00 <Digerati> w8 is stronger than that
35:00 <Digerati> w10 will be the ultimate evil
35:00 <Digerati> dont worry....
35:00 <xm> did you know that MSN loves you? he has a plan for your life
35:00 <worthless> i dont like all this new technology thats coming out
35:00 <worthless> i like old stuff
36:00 <Digerati> xm, xp was fine man
36:00 <xm> MSN died for your sins
36:00 <worthless> yer
36:00 <worthless> what ever happened to msn
36:00 <Digerati> msn is your god
36:00 <worthless> msn was sick
36:00 <Digerati> i go on msn at times, they have better quicker reading
37:00 <Digerati> than most sites
37:00 <Digerati> remember the msn browser ?
37:00 <Digerati> that was the pits
37:00 <Digerati> back in the 98 days
38:00 <worthless> i would rather use a 486 than a smartphone
38:00 <Digerati> i thought it was strange to have 2 browsers, msn and ie
38:00 <worthless> smart phones are for smashing on the ground
38:00 <couleurs> I'm a browser
38:00 <worthless> so are i7's
38:00 <Digerati> get a lambourghini cell phone
38:00 <worthless> a brick yer
38:00 <Pieter> no youre bowser
38:00 <worthless> or just a nokia 3210
39:00 <Digerati> 3210 is what started it all
39:00 <Digerati> they are still good to use
39:00 <Digerati> small
40:00 <Digerati> who the fuck needs features and functions on a phone, when now you got tablets
40:00 <Digerati> go back to old basic shit on phones
40:00 <Digerati> use it just as a phone
40:00 <worthless> nah
40:00 <worthless> ill use a payfone instead
40:00 <Digerati> they still sell basic push button cell phones
40:00 <Digerati> they always will
40:00 <Digerati> for the blind
40:00 <worthless> all i do with cell phones right
41:00 <worthless> is pretend to be talking to my wife on them
41:00 <worthless> in crowded places
41:00 <worthless> then smash them on the ground
41:00 <worthless> againist brick walls etc..
41:00 <Digerati> get a motorola dynatec and look so fed :)
41:00 <worthless> yer
41:00 <Digerati> dynatac
42:00 <Digerati> still have one of them in a box, no scratches
42:00 <Digerati> got offered 2000 for it
42:00 <worthless> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9u2IVi5FIShZ88K5T2czuElQju2HNMeb9qWuPS343siCw23IB
43:00 <Digerati> that network they cant shutdown if your on contract
43:00 <couleurs> u guys r so old
43:00 <Digerati> you can sue them
43:00 <worthless> dude
43:00 <Digerati> ppl still use the brick motorola dynatac
43:00 <worthless> u know those fone bins ?
43:00 <worthless> imagine how many people would have thrown those fones out
43:00 <Digerati> exactly
44:00 <Digerati> look at how much they are worth now
44:00 <Digerati> 1000's
44:00 <worthless> now they want 2 grand for them
44:00 <Digerati> i still have one
44:00 <couleurs> i have 6
44:00 <Digerati> mate of mine wanted it
45:00 <Digerati> change someones contract over to you, and your on that network
45:00 <Digerati> but
45:00 <Digerati> you have to find someone on that network :)
45:00 <Digerati> rofl
45:00 <Digerati> their goes another 10 grand :)
46:00 <Digerati> they are just repeaters anyway, on mountains
46:00 <Digerati> but 2 watts out is wack
46:00 <Digerati> it can do better than any gsm network
47:00 <Digerati> plus they got beacons on the sea for it to
47:00 <Digerati> not just repeaters
47:00 <Digerati> and then to satellite
47:00 <Digerati> 3 stage phase
47:00 <Digerati> now it's just 2 stage phase
48:00 <Digerati> you, base, satellite
48:00 <Digerati> at least with beacons and repeaters, you dont need fucking sats
49:00 <Digerati> but we leave that for the military and cops and gvt and some civs who are still on that network
50:00 <Digerati> at least in the future anything happens to sats, and they are "totally" down all sats, we can get back on those phones
50:00 <Digerati> current phones will be useless :) haha
50:00 <Digerati> rofl
51:00 <Digerati> no such thing as old technology my fellow humans
51:00 <Digerati> no such thing as "obsulete"
51:00 <couleurs> pls stop rambling D1 thank u
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL D1
52:00 <Digerati> that's only for idiots to believe, to make you buy for profit :)
52:00 <Digerati> i still know rich doctors using 286
52:00 <Digerati> if it works, dont fix it
53:00 <MrMark> burp
53:00 <MrMark> fairy tales
54:00 <Digerati> lalala
54:00 <Digerati> sure...
54:00 <Digerati> i dont make money off the net, never had to :) never will :) rofl, it's full of shit
54:00 <Digerati> burp
55:00 <Digerati> fairy tales...
55:00 <MrMark> u r full of shit
55:00 <Digerati> i dont need to suck a giant
55:00 <Digerati> but some people apparently do
55:00 <Digerati> the net is a giant
56:00 <L|> hi
56:00 <L|> scon
56:00 <Digerati> heaps of other ways to make money off the net, and not related to computers
56:00 <L|> oh
56:00 <couleurs> go type in notepad instead u guys
56:00 <L|> yeah guys
56:00 <L|> go
57:00 <Digerati> computers and net was made for fat/lazy sloth
57:00 <Digerati> to feed a even bigger pig
57:00 <Digerati> msn
57:00 <MrMark> u have no idea
57:00 <Digerati> and you do
57:00 <Digerati> ahahahahahaha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ ... for the love of humanity shut the fuck up
58:00 <Digerati> for mortal flesh, you make me laugh :)
58:00 <Digerati> keep sucking guys
00:00 <Digerati> we live, we die, who gives a fuck who you judge, in the end it is meaningless, and forgotten what you did
00:00 <Digerati> hahaha
01:00 <Digerati> i'm on drugs... keep using stupid statements :) hahaha
01:00 <Digerati> your delusional b1
01:00 <StrykerX> Who the fuck are you talking to?
01:00 <couleurs> `kick Digerati go home
01:00 <Digerati> rofl
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ this ... Twitter got hacked and it looked like WWIII had started 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://rt.com/usa/223531-nypost-twitter-hacked-wwiii-scare/
02:00 <Digerati> win/lose it's all a game for you and pride/fame
02:00 <Digerati> b1
02:00 <Digerati> rofk
02:00 <Digerati> rofl
04:00 <Digerati> instead of enjoying life and being happy, you are miserable and full of hate/anger of how the world is, and judge, and think you can change, you cant change your emotions, how the fuck can you change the world
04:00 <chelle> lulz
05:00 <Pieter> loony toon
05:00 <simba> dun da dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
05:00 <simba> - looney tunes theme song
06:00 <couleurs> agreed.
07:00 <L|> fuck off
07:00 <L|> random
07:00 <xm> it's Chris' turn now
07:00 <xm> u so so random
07:00 <simba>  you cant change your emotions, how the fuck can you change the world
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> thats like eminem lyrics
08:00 <xm> lol
08:00 <xm> im gonna have to steal that
08:00 <simba> make a song out of that paragraph
09:00 <xm> emotions you cant change, the fuck the world is out of range
09:00 <couleurs> you are miserable and full of hate/anger, how the fuck can you change the world
09:00 <simba> by DigerNasty
10:00 <couleurs> -- marylin manson goth singer dude
11:00 <simba> how 2 get a ps4 if ur on DSP https://33.media.tumblr.com/6a22af05ec1201054f462b6914516e56/tumblr_ni8a63k4Fq1t0cscho1_500.gif
12:00 <xm> hah'
12:00 <johninj4> lol why not just carry it out
12:00 <xm> just to show off her yoga skillz
13:00 <johninj4> yeh she is training her daughter probs
13:00 <couleurs> lol
13:00 <L|> lol
13:00 <xm> maybe her daughter was underneath that dress
13:00 <couleurs> BIG BAGINA
13:00 <xm> oh i didnt notice that chick
15:00 <simba> i /noticed her
15:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxxig_SOxBA
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pauly D Part 2 | The Eric Andre Show | Adult Swim (Jan 18, 2015) 2:51 - Category: Entertainment - 19,711 views - 824 likes (98.6%), 12 dislikes (1.4%)
15:00 <couleurs> lmao this show is the best 
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One you old fart
17:00 <simba> Bastardly_One u crab blower
18:00 <couleurs> Go Arsenal !
18:00 <stebie> fifa?!
18:00 <johninj4> go west ham
18:00 <johninj4> smashed the fuck out of hull
18:00 <simba> stewart downing best english player of last 20 years
18:00 <johninj4> lol
18:00 <simba> just saw this imagine if he missed it https://zippy.gfycat.com/AltruisticSpeedyDiscus.webm
19:00 <couleurs> sup song
19:00 <johninj4> cute finish
19:00 <couleurs> http://arsenalist.com/f/2014-15/man-city-vs-arsenal/cazorla-takes-on-everyone.html
20:00 <johninj4> lol he does pretty well for an old guy
20:00 <simba> good highlights to watch 2night
20:00 <johninj4> Nfl semi finals was today too
20:00 <johninj4> my team was up 19-0
20:00 <johninj4> then got rolled
20:00 <johninj4> sosad
21:00 <johninj4> patriots and seahawks in the superbowl
22:00 <simba> i was goin 4 the fudge packers
22:00 <johninj4> same
22:00 <johninj4> they had it won at half time
22:00 <johninj4> then just stopped playing
22:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!
24:00 <StrykerX> stebiecunt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> in Fifa I have the weirdest Liverpool team now
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if we have this team next year in rl we might get somewhere
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Sami Khedari, Vidal
25:00 <Bastardly_One> almost a new backline
25:00 <johninj4> lol good luck getting them
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the AI loves me
26:00 <[Maverick]> GO THE SEAHAWKS! 
26:00 <johninj4> yeah seahwaks are on a roll now
26:00 <johninj4> pats won around 45-7 or something
26:00 <Mew> did you see that ludicrous display last night?
27:00 <Mew> hey doc
27:00 <doctor> evening mew
27:00 <Bastardly_One> My team never get anywhere in the NFL ... a superbowl fluke win is all they're ever see
27:00 <Mew> howsitgarn
28:00 <simba> sami khedari
28:00 <doctor> pretty sad: pop dying, heart hurting, can't sleep right
28:00 <Mew> oh no :(
28:00 <johninj4> the pool should try get that beriano guy from west brom
29:00 <johninj4> he's a boss
29:00 <doctor> yeah, she'll be right tho
29:00 <Mew> she's always right
29:00 <doctor> true
29:00 <simba> he was linked but priced hell high
30:00 <doctor> how are you?
30:00 <johninj4> his contract is up in the summer 
30:00 <simba> we all dream of a team of inho's
30:00 <Mew> im good thx
30:00 <johninj4> just need some young english blood
30:00 <johninj4> maybe will hughes
30:00 <johninj4> he could replace stevie g
30:00 <doctor> any good fishing trips of late?
30:00 <johninj4> seems like a little workhorse
31:00 <Mew> you should go on a nature adventure fishing or something
31:00 <Mew> get back to the beautiful things emotion can't touch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who will replace stevie
31:00 <doctor> i want to climb a mountain and fish for the stars on top
31:00 <johninj4> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so obvious and he's primed for that anyway always being captain of late
31:00 <Mew> amazing
31:00 <johninj4> hendo hasn't really lived up to the hype though
31:00 <Mew> I got a new rod today
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool have no intention of paying for a stevie replacement as he's already there
32:00 <johninj4> from what i have seen
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I agree but that's the replacement
32:00 <johninj4> not dominant enough
32:00 <Mew> Last week when I went I got a trevally off the rocks
32:00 <Mew> fishing helps everything
32:00 <simba> hendo da dominator
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as the commentators were making a point of too ... he lets too much showboating on field
32:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
32:00 <doctor> trevally is a bread and butter fish but tastes delicious for me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we should of done way better
32:00 <johninj4> he looked like a winger at sunderland
33:00 <johninj4> that would be where he picked up the showboating
33:00 <johninj4> but he doesn't look fast enough now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> prolly
33:00 <doctor> true, the sea sooths a damp tempered soul
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this weekend he seemed ok but a few smart arse shots from others such as Sterling
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and he never even went to have a word kind of thing like stevie would to say 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well, cut that shit out yeah?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he just didn't seem to give two shits
34:00 <simba> <_>
34:00 <L|> ?
34:00 <johninj4> felliani would be fun
34:00 <johninj4> sure upset the everton fans
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Borini might step up 
35:00 <simba> that would upset the liverpool fans more
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he can show signs ... same with markovich
35:00 <johninj4> that red card he got the other day was funny
35:00 <johninj4> he was really mad
35:00 <johninj4> classic italian move
35:00 <simba> markovich isnt as good as khendira
35:00 <bee_girl> hey johninj4
35:00 <johninj4> hey bee_girl
35:00 <simba> red card?
36:00 <L|> yellow
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as if we're gonna get him though simba ... I have both in Fifa though ... it's awesome
36:00 <couleurs> get suarez fully fit and off the bench n we'll b rite boys
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Sami is big and tough and can run like fuck
36:00 <L|> sami did
36:00 <simba> finnigan > khendira > markovich
36:00 <johninj4> yeh borini got a red the other day
36:00 <johninj4> lost his cool
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who I have
36:00 <L|> lost it cool
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious
36:00 <L|> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no
36:00 <L|> noah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Flannagan
36:00 <simba> finnigan
37:00 <L|> flanger
37:00 <L|> lolz
37:00 <L|> L|
37:00 <simba> chris how is your snake art going
37:00 <johninj4> that nutty looking defender who scored with the bandage on the other day would be a good captain
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I rely on Sami a bit to be honest already
37:00 <johninj4> he's so scary looking anyone would listen
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if only Fifa was real life
37:00 <Mew> doctor http://i.imgur.com/VaUVpYL.jpg
37:00 <L|> Mew
37:00 <Mew> <3
37:00 <simba> skrtel?
37:00 <johninj4> yeh
37:00 <simba> skrtel should b cap
37:00 <johninj4> thats him
37:00 <johninj4> he should be
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he should be but won't be 
38:00 <simba> the arsenal killa
38:00 <Skirmish> You take that pic Mew? 
38:00 <doctor> beautiful
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna go one day soon I suggest
38:00 <Mew> ben took that one
38:00 <L|> beautifuk
38:00 <Bastardly_One> of his own violition
38:00 <Skirmish> Were you nekkid? 
38:00 <doctor> it's a good one
38:00 <Mew> its just out from where I got the trev the other day
38:00 <L|> be aut ifuk
38:00 <johninj4> what happened to lucas?
38:00 <Mew> fully clothed
38:00 <johninj4> he was really good for a while
38:00 <doctor> lol
38:00 <Mew> ;)
38:00 <L|> mew be aut ifuk
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't diss Levia around simba he cries
39:00 <doctor> lucky to live where you are
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gettin' old ... can't hack it 
39:00 <doctor> but couldn't be worthy of anyone else
39:00 <simba> lucas has literally been great
39:00 <johninj4> he had the classic viera transition
39:00 <simba> why do u think we stopped losing
39:00 <L|> lucas film
39:00 <johninj4> got like `293023123 red cards one season
39:00 <johninj4> then was exceptional
39:00 <L|> i got 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon he's the reason simba?
39:00 <L|> no idea
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we're just actually passing more again 
40:00 <L|> L|
40:00 <johninj4> some players are like that
40:00 <johninj4> quiet acheivers
40:00 <L|> nice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there was an early Villa red from memory too yeah?
40:00 <L|> noice
41:00 <L|> yeah for sure BadWolf
41:00 <L|> Bastardly_One
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that match seems ages ago and it was only on Sun
41:00 <L|> how many years ago
41:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!!
41:00 <L|> fuck
41:00 <simba> no red
41:00 <simba> dont remember red
41:00 <L|> red
42:00 <simba> L| can u stop typin
42:00 <L|> 4red
42:00 <couleurs> not red, yellow!!!!!!
42:00 <simba> emre can the prince of persia
42:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I dreamt that ... I had a full on soccer dream last night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sad I know
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I saw a whole match in that stupid dream
43:00 <Bastardly_One> can is great ... does nothing in virtual land though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> least for me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *at least for me
43:00 <johninj4> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/01/19/1227189/884172-3859ca32-9f9b-11e4-b35a-60c8936f3ab6.jpg 
43:00 <johninj4> it's the new ISIS ride
44:00 <Digerati> hahaha
44:00 <Digerati> did he jump ? suicide ?
44:00 <couleurs> cool
44:00 <simba> hes clearly being pooped out by a sand monster
44:00 <johninj4> no they killed him
44:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yorq1Lme6jo
44:00 <Digerati> :(
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr G - Naughty Girl (Feb 23, 2009) - Category: Music - 21,271 views - 153 likes (97.5%), 4 dislikes (2.5%)
44:00 <L|> nate
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the sandman pooped him out ... the shot after Spiderman kicks Sandman's arse
45:00 <nate> yeah chrissy!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> simba is right
45:00 <Digerati> ficken, i got books to pack :(
45:00 <L|> doing
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a FUCKLOAD to pack
45:00 <simba> u have fudge 2 pack 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bet I do it all at the last min with garbage bags as usual
45:00 <L|> lol
45:00 <Digerati> rofl
45:00 <johninj4> come fight isis with the kurds with me Digerati
46:00 <simba> being in isis would own
46:00 <L|> i have nothing to do
46:00 <simba> nobody liked being counter terrorists
46:00 <L|> thats cool
46:00 <johninj4> lol
46:00 <Digerati> it's only boxes i am moving anyway, i think aboutn 20, no furnityre thank fuck
46:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/RYOGal-n200
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FIFA15 fans' Goal of the Month December (Jan 13, 2015) 1:11 - Category: Sports - 30,664 views - 539 likes (97.1%), 16 dislikes (2.9%)
46:00 <couleurs> bloodey awseim
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you do those flair goals?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is it fluke or a certain way?
47:00 <Digerati> will buy furniture prolly from ikea :( cheap shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I got one with Borini that was amazing ... off the back heal 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *heal
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *heel
47:00 <Digerati> hope ikea sells leather sofas
47:00 <couleurs> buttons
47:00 <couleurs> 8 buttons
48:00 <Bastardly_One> which I remember what I did 
48:00 <simba> when u keep holding L2 as u shoot it does the crazy flick ive fucked a few up like that accidentally
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh right!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I held on a bit ... cheers
48:00 <johninj4> that was pretty cool
48:00 <simba> hold on to ur seats 
48:00 <L|> nup
48:00 <simba> 3rd 1 best ????!!!!!
48:00 <johninj4> i liked D
48:00 <couleurs> yes number c wins
48:00 <johninj4> but some of the other after were good
49:00 <johninj4> where the guy smashed it first time from the angle
49:00 <johninj4> that was nice
49:00 <amsy> hi cc !
50:00 <Bastardly_One> A is a goal of the month?
50:00 <couleurs> i haven't played in like a week
50:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs has done those on me heaps :P
50:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
50:00 <johninj4> yeah probably heaps easier to do on fifa than irl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and E?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I do those all the time 
50:00 <johninj4> i smashed one like that against my mate in the park
50:00 <simba> u do e all the time lol
50:00 <simba> (Drug Joke)
50:00 <johninj4> best gole i ever got
51:00 <couleurs> he he
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about any of those being a goal of the month
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no finese in any of them ... they were just mostly long shots which are fluke
51:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7NQPznCSY
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cool Gole (Nov 29, 2014) 0:09 - Category: Gaming - 15 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> should of been fluke shots of the month
52:00 <couleurs> that me i rok 
52:00 <johninj4> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't edited that game I put up
52:00 <simba> fkn amazing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> on youtube ages ago ... that game needs heaps of editting
52:00 <Bastardly_One> most boring 15 mins ever 
52:00 <couleurs> it was me 1st u tube upload on teh ps4
52:00 <Bastardly_One> only need the 30 seconds of goals
53:00 <simba> [email protected]
53:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, you might wanna have a practice game or two then ... I think I'm on fire atm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no
54:00 <couleurs> that was oneline 2 cos i only play online cos online AI is WORLD STAR HIP HOP LEVEL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll make me play the current squad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> then I've no chance
54:00 <johninj4> i like how he ran into the guy after he scored the gole
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
54:00 <johninj4> everything just stopped for a second
55:00 <couleurs> ya weird uploads
55:00 <Bastardly_One> have you Fifa guys that play EPL noticed Totty like to make OGs?
55:00 <johninj4> because thats how people move irl
55:00 <couleurs> you have to like edit shit to get it right 
55:00 <couleurs> even cut off the celebration
55:00 <L|> guess what
55:00 <couleurs> on ps3 it worked gr8
55:00 <Bastardly_One> each of the last 3 Spurs games they've made OGs against me ... best moment ever 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me laugh all the time
55:00 <L|> faux
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Borini has the worse celebration
56:00 <L|> :)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he does a moustache on the run
56:00 <simba> faux is fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of shit is that?
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <L|> faux
56:00 <simba> its a blade u idiet
56:00 <simba> A MOUSTACHE ON THE RUN
56:00 <Bastardly_One> FINE!
56:00 <faux> who is L
56:00 <johninj4> it's a neo nazi thing
56:00 <L|> chris
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I was waiting for you to react
56:00 <couleurs> r u playing now B1 cos i'm ready 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yes john you're probably right
57:00 <simba> record a game
57:00 <johninj4> di canio used to love doing shit like that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bad enough when he streams
57:00 <simba> di canio owns
57:00 <couleurs> ok
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and people watch me humilated
57:00 <johninj4> i saw an old hammers came the other day
57:00 <faux> Leonardo di canio
57:00 <simba> love harry redknapps anecdotes about di canio
57:00 <couleurs> i play good with arsenal now
57:00 <johninj4> he had a big fight with lampard over a penalty
57:00 <johninj4> was funny
57:00 <simba> yes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you play good with arsenal now?
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> shit 
57:00 <johninj4> lampard got put in his place
57:00 <couleurs> i'm arsenal irl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> arsenal are hard for me 
58:00 <simba> arsenal players w/ hard ons :~)
58:00 <faux> No one is hard for you 
58:00 <faux> Vom.
58:00 <L|> faux
58:00 <L|> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they're decent in virtual land 
58:00 <faux> Yes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I did ask for that I guess
58:00 <johninj4> they did beat man city
58:00 <L|> hi cool night
58:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, it's Chris by the way
58:00 <johninj4> so pretty decent irl too 
58:00 <faux> hi cool night 
58:00 <johninj4> when they want to be
58:00 <faux> Yes he told me
58:00 <faux> tY
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Man City aren't a challenge much in virtual land
59:00 <Bastardly_One> or Man U ... to me anyway
59:00 <simba> cos theyre too busy skulling cum
59:00 <simba> to play footey
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and some days I swear the AI says ... fuck it ... lets make this team shit 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because Chelsea become so slow some games it's like playing Pieter I'd imagine
00:00 <simba> i lost 2 them 4-0 then a few games later won 3-1
00:00 <couleurs> ok i'll play with chelsea
00:00 <simba> its just Luck of teh Drawer
00:00 <johninj4> is it AI or another player?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I tend to agree with that 
00:00 <couleurs> chelsea's my middle name
00:00 <johninj4> cute
01:00 <simba> couleurs chelsea markovich
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you can control either one player or the entire team
01:00 <johninj4> caroll caroll caroll
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you're playing the AI what do you think?
02:00 <johninj4> depends on the dificulty level i would think
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt it's this pretty on the PS3
02:00 <faux> Excuse me
02:00 <faux> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/04/14/1226039/371778-kerem-bulut.jpg
02:00 <faux> Does this say lifes a ganble
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the computer will control the entire team of the opposition
02:00 <johninj4> jah
02:00 <simba> Lifes A gamble 
02:00 <L|> no its not
02:00 <johninj4> ganble
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and picky about when it punishes you for mistakes
02:00 <simba> Lifes A ganble 
02:00 <L|> fe
02:00 <faux> fe
02:00 <simba> stars around nipples
03:00 <Mew> you never know what you're gonna get
03:00 <L|> fi
03:00 <faux> fo
03:00 <johninj4> i have stars made from nipple hair
03:00 <faux> grose
03:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <L|> fuck
03:00 <simba> he looks like he was into hardcore for 2 years and regrets what hes done to himself
03:00 <Mew> Is it mels?
03:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <faux> It'd be piss stained
03:00 <johninj4> thats why he got the tears
03:00 <Mew> rugged breasts
03:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> mel has dossiers about me 
05:00 <couleurs> r u ready B1
05:00 <faux> omg new how good was that 70/30 shark video
05:00 <faux> Mew*
05:00 <Mew> the ratio was perfect
05:00 <faux> Exact replica
05:00 <faux> hahahahahha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, in a min ... hang on a sec ... and I will this time ... not two hours later 
05:00 <Digerati> cranial scan intitiated
05:00 <L|> is that on youtube
06:00 <Mew> your mums on youtube
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is LVC's latest squad is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so gonna be slaughtered
06:00 <Digerati> negative intelligence found
06:00 <L|> hi Mew
06:00 <L|> omg
06:00 <Digerati> dipose off immediately
07:00 <TokenDaRing> l| mew doesn't want you either
07:00 <L|> what Digerati
07:00 <TokenDaRing> just fyi
07:00 <Digerati> nothing...
07:00 <L|> TokenDaRing i didnt say i wanted Mew
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <Mew> Digerati have you ever thought about shoving a beer bottle half way up your arse and then sitting down hard on concrete?
08:00 <L|> cool
08:00 <L|> a longneck
08:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs kgo
08:00 <couleurs> ok
08:00 <Mew> i bet he's trying it right now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna regret this ... I've been doing that many away matches I forgot how to play in home colours and ... the current squad is shit as I've said 20 times
08:00 <simba> have you ever bought or rented a video tape that wasnt quite right?
09:00 <simba> getting the excuses in early
09:00 <simba> i cant play in red and the update made me worse
09:00 <johninj4> i still have some vcrs in my room
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <johninj4> was wondering what the fuck to do with them
09:00 <simba> NO JOHNS
09:00 <Mew> pre excuses
09:00 <simba> I've been doing that many away matches I forgot how to play in home colours
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he would of said "ok"
09:00 <couleurs> should i stream it
10:00 <bee_girl> aahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJzJmUGx5oM
10:00 <simba> johninj4 start up a business where u transfer old ladies video tapes to DVD
10:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJzJmUGx5oM
10:00 <Mew> no just commentate it here for us
10:00 <johninj4> lol
10:00 <Mew> pls
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beck - Cycle + Morning (Mar 4, 2014) 6:11 - Category: Music - 252,184 views - 703 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone wants to watch ... otherwise why risk the lag?
10:00 <johninj4> the princess dianna wedding is a classic vcr
10:00 <couleurs> but i can't play and type at the same time o wait it's B1 yes i can
10:00 <L|> u fap to it johninj4
11:00 <Mew> i feel like I'm watching already
11:00 <johninj4> how could you not man
11:00 <simba> princess diana - a crown and a car crash - the story
11:00 <johninj4> my girlfriend she wanted to be treated liek a princess so i got really wasted and had a car accident
11:00 <bee_girl> thatll teach her
12:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!!
12:00 <L|> bee_girl
12:00 <Mew> Bgrl
12:00 <bee_girl> hey Chris
12:00 <johninj4> i have mainly sports vids
12:00 <bee_girl>  Mew :)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
12:00 <johninj4> like mike tyson etc
12:00 <johninj4> thats a good one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> helps if I push play
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
12:00 <L|> play
13:00 <couleurs> oh wow this update made bvb good 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
14:00 <couleurs> told u
15:00 <couleurs> nearly 3-0 under 10 mins their
15:00 <couleurs> c'mon steve
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
17:00 <couleurs> bvb!!!!!!
17:00 <couleurs> omg
19:00 <couleurs> y is he missing
19:00 <couleurs> he is so off
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same reason I have no defense
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows
19:00 <johninj4> i thort u sed u wer gud at dis
19:00 <worthless> You are being mind controlled.
19:00 <L|> do i win a prize for getting bored of Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MY GOD!
19:00 <L|> lols
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah wait for the next game
20:00 <couleurs> finally he gets 1
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be actually playing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
20:00 <couleurs> it's 3-0 now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where am I?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> worse game ever maybe?
20:00 <couleurs> ESPN LIVE SCORE UPDATE
21:00 <Digerati> MSN.COM
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
21:00 <NightOwl1> That's quite a philosophical question B1
21:00 <couleurs> lol my midfielders are better than the strikers
22:00 <Digerati> burnaware is a damn fine burning program i love it, it's opensource and does bluray as well
23:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I've played this bad since our first game ever
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <couleurs> gonna put new guy on
26:00 <couleurs> cum
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me ... did you notice henderson didn't seem to run?
28:00 <couleurs> :)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm running but they aren't moving
29:00 <couleurs> bvb turboes
31:00 <L|> need cook
31:00 <L|> bbs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> worst game ever
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that was embarrassing
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not just shit
32:00 <couleurs> you got like 2 shots on gole
33:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly, I don't think I've played that bad since the very first games we've played
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... see the goal difference on that game alone?
34:00 <couleurs> 3rd gole was nice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't realise that draw was the first of a season
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just don't get why nobody was running when they should of been ... that attempt with henderson up the side 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was strolling and I know for a fact I was running
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> same with the markovich run down the middle
36:00 <NightOwl1> It's because the game is accurate and Henderson is a spud like he is in real life.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the borini attempts were meh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the current squad I had to play
37:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, hush your mouth ... that's stevie's replacement you're talking about
37:00 <Bastardly_One> god help us because no-one will if he is the future
37:00 <L|> wb katatonic_kate01
37:00 <Bastardly_One> as john said ... and I never thought about it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably picked up showboating on the stint out of town
38:00 <couleurs> i thought u sed u was good
38:00 <NightOwl1> If that's ago you're pinning your hopes on you're well and truly fucked LOL
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking am in career ... I've not got the current squad though
38:00 <NightOwl1> Kupkake!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, all will be as it should be soon as Dan the Man is back from injury
39:00 <simba> beat southampton 1-0 origi gole 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's awesome in virtual land yes?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> gets some killer goals
39:00 <NightOwl1> Not much use if there's no one to get the ball to him
39:00 <L|> im fried
39:00 <L|> i give up drugs
40:00 <simba> You're amazing, Chris.
40:00 <L|> Bastardly_One u can have it all
40:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, last couple of games Markovich is stepping up big time IMO
40:00 <faux> I so fried
40:00 <L|> all the drugs
40:00 <faux> Chris what are your thoughts on global warming
40:00 <L|> faux so hot
40:00 <faux> Whay
40:00 <faux> What
40:00 <L|> gobal warm is gonna happen
40:00 <Bastardly_One> why do I get the impression NightOwl might be a Chelsea supporter?
40:00 <faux> How did you answer the q before I asked it
40:00 <faux> I'm scared
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there seems too much hate for Liverpool in his comments 
41:00 <L|> nah
41:00 <faux> Why don't you let him answer before setting off his highlight 399 timss
41:00 <NightOwl1> Haha no, Gunners.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh arse and all 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just as bad ...
41:00 <NightOwl1> Watching the city game from last night as we speak actually
41:00 <L|> i so hungry
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you hate the greatest team of all 
42:00 <Nikky`> wb johninj4
42:00 <johninj4> ty Nikky`
42:00 <Bastardly_One> could be worse ... we have a Leeds supporter in here ... sucks to be her
42:00 <johninj4> leeds are my 2nd team
42:00 <NightOwl1> Awe poor person
42:00 <Bastardly_One> delegation here we come is all Leeds are getting this year
43:00 <johninj4> they were epic with kewell and viduka
43:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah I liked them back in he day
43:00 <Bastardly_One> these days the poor guys couldn't win a root in a brothel
43:00 <johninj4> i like my teams not to win
44:00 <johninj4> you don't get all the faggy fanbois
44:00 <L|> crappy dim sims to eat with bbq sauce
44:00 <L|> soon
44:00 <NightOwl1> They've had a lot of Aussies on their books, sterjovski and Jacob burns too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just as well you barrack for wet spam then I guess
44:00 <johninj4> yep
44:00 <L|> i so boiled
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I remember a time in Aust you either barracked for Liverpool, Man U and also Leeds
44:00 <L|> steam
44:00 <L|> lols
44:00 <L|> fun times
45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSir4DbDChU
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Cool 2 Gole (Jan 19, 2015) 0:12 - Category: Gaming - 4 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <johninj4> i liked west ham because of the kit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who I like and hate all at once? Leicester City
45:00 <johninj4> then it just went from there
45:00 <L|> 4 views
45:00 <couleurs> B1 HUMILATION COMPILATION
45:00 <johninj4> norwich i hate because of their ridiculous kit
45:00 <johninj4> sunderland i used to hate too
45:00 <couleurs> HUMILIATION********
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that green and yellow
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with it?
46:00 <johninj4> its so revolting
46:00 <Bastardly_One> another chickie friend barracks for them ... sucks to be her also
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of suits them
46:00 <johninj4> damb blackpool wigan and milwall all down the bottom in the championship
47:00 <johninj4> i should be happy to see milwall down there
47:00 <johninj4> but meh
47:00 <johninj4> thats where cahill used to play
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly would expect more mid to top end of bottom teams to be higher up considering the way most top teams have been playing
47:00 <johninj4> will be good if ipswich come back up
48:00 <johninj4> traktor boyz
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that this week
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they tried well though
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno if they'll get there for a long long long time
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Rangers and Celts game was called off due to snow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you ought to of seen how light it was
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking pussies
49:00 <johninj4> rangers couldn't be back in the top flight yet
49:00 <johninj4> must be a cup game
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's because Rangers are that poor they couldn't afford a grounds keeper
49:00 <NightOwl1> Scottish cup
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ai *nods*
49:00 <NightOwl1> They're still in the 2nd div
49:00 <johninj4> they turned down 25 mil for the club the other day
50:00 <johninj4> can't be going too bad for money
50:00 <L|> i like quiet now
50:00 <NightOwl1> And won't get promoted this yr
50:00 <L|> better doing nothing when its quiet
50:00 <johninj4> only one team gets promoted a year over there
50:00 <johninj4> tough league
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're convinced they're an English side still is the problem I reckon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just get out of that mentality and back to hard work and who knows 
51:00 <couleurs> u up 4 another match m8
51:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
51:00 <Bastardly_One> another flogging?
51:00 <johninj4> eh they will always attract good youth though
51:00 <johninj4> they will get good eventually
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not for a few couleurs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how long you
51:00 <johninj4> humbled
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are around for
53:00 <couleurs> K
54:00 <couleurs> it's nearly midnight already u bozo
55:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I miss Origi and Khedira covering my mistakes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah, it is too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, like I said ... depends how long you stick around for 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly need to get some wits about me before I tackle another live person 
55:00 <couleurs> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if my uk friend has a day off she is gonna have a field day the way it's goin'
56:00 <johninj4> did you see robben got bit by a crocodile?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> cool!
56:00 <johninj4> went to pick a ball out of the lake in training camp
56:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFtMl-uipA8
56:00 <couleurs> is he died
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FKA twigs - Water Me (Aug 1, 2013) 3:24 - Category: Music - 6,950,920 views - 42,106 likes (92.6%), 3,377 dislikes (7.4%)
56:00 <johninj4> no his hand is bandaged though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh just his hand
57:00 <couleurs> aw
57:00 <Bastardly_One> boooo!
57:00 <johninj4> they could knaw his right leg off and it would impact his game
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a bit too good for his own good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> something about his face really shits me 
57:00 <johninj4> eh he is impressive at world cups though
58:00 <johninj4> always looked old
58:00 <johninj4> even in his early 20s
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he looks cocky
58:00 <johninj4> yeh its ok if you live up to it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like the vampire did when he was at Liverpool
58:00 <johninj4> like ronaldo
58:00 <johninj4> thats just how some players are man
59:00 <Bastardly_One> true
59:00 <Bastardly_One> brb 
59:00 <johninj4> you can't grudge them that if they are good
59:00 <johninj4> without their cocky they are half the player
59:00 <couleurs> i'm on fire atm
59:00 <couleurs> beating barca guy IN THE SNOW
59:00 <johninj4> http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/13/roberto-mancini-gets-hit-in-face-again-during-inter-milan-training-5020951/ 
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