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00:00 <Sunbeam> hiya bee_girl :)
00:00 <Sunbeam> how goes it?
00:00 <bee_girl> yeah good thanks and u?
00:00 <Sunbeam> good thanks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner and supper I I think they call it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> supper is like a snack after dinner/tea
00:00 <Sunbeam> we have breakfast/dinner/tea/supper here
00:00 <Sunbeam> hi ITaL^GuY hugggs :)
01:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Sunbeam huggs :)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I say breakfast/lunch/dinner
01:00 <Bastardly_One> tea works though
01:00 <Sunbeam> :)
02:00 <Sunbeam> there! that's my dinner (lunch) finished
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
09:00 <Digerati> err
10:00 <Sunbeam> hi Digerati :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> back ... kind of 
10:00 <Sunbeam> wb kind of :)
11:00 <Digerati> hey man
11:00 <Sunbeam> i'm Wo man
12:00 <NightOwl1> Bee one.
12:00 <Sunbeam> oh he left
14:00 <Digerati> rofl
16:00 <slinky_J> rofl!
16:00 <slinky_J> :D
16:00 <slinky_J> I ate a chip.
21:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxS-7jkKK1I
21:00 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
21:00 <Sunbeam> hi Zade :)
23:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
23:00 <Digerati> hmmm
23:00 <Digerati> what is peace ?
25:00 <Digerati> i farted
25:00 <Digerati> it shook the chair
25:00 <Digerati> now the whole room smells
26:00 <Digerati> chicken smell
26:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> i just ate a mango
26:00 <Digerati> you really cant fry chicken plain on a frying pan, it's hard
26:00 <Digerati> i tried today
26:00 <Christopher> wheres the real ppl at
26:00 <Digerati> it tasted nice
27:00 <Digerati> but it was not right somewhat
27:00 <Christopher> shut up
27:00 <Christopher> wheres the real ppl at
27:00 <Digerati> rofl
27:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> i wanna play
27:00 <Digerati> play with my balls
28:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> hell no
28:00 <Digerati> do it
28:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> nah uh
28:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> i want more food from my fridge
29:00 <Digerati> work
29:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> work is gay
29:00 <Digerati> true
29:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> :)
31:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> i ate some chicken tonight
31:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> got 1 berroca left
32:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> sex is in the house?
33:00 <[\alienated_romeO|> hi b m
34:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPxgigVgWc
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Handsome Boy Modeling School ft Cat Power - I've Been Thinking (May 16, 2013) 5:44 - Category: Music - views - 1,380 likes (98.9%), 16 dislikes (1.1%)
35:00 <Digerati> hey bee_girl
35:00 <Digerati> your my fav idle
35:00 <Digerati> idle
36:00 <Digerati> i said idle, not idol
37:00 <bee_girl> hey Digerati
37:00 <bee_girl> :)
42:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojC0mg2hJCc
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Roots - The Seed (2.0) ft. Cody ChesnuTT (Oct 6, 2009) 4:14 - Category: Music - 17,104,984 views - 68,459 likes (98.5%), 1,025 dislikes (1.5%)
57:00 <Digerati> now that was a big one
58:00 <Digerati> i like thunderstorms
58:00 <Digerati> get a thunderstorm big enough, it can shake your house
58:00 <StrykerX> Shook mine before
58:00 <Digerati> here comes the rain
58:00 <StrykerX> Got another one coming apparently
59:00 <Digerati> it's raining now
59:00 <Digerati> lightning must have dispersed it
59:00 <Digerati> last one was big
00:00 <Taco> Tacostorm
00:00 <Taco> In my pants
00:00 <Liinda> im hoping it passes by quietly
00:00 <Liinda> where in mel are u Digerati
00:00 <Digerati> we need the rain now
00:00 <Digerati> so am i
00:00 <Digerati> no rain, no cool down
01:00 <Digerati> needs to thunder more
01:00 <Digerati> to break the clouds
01:00 <Liinda> oooh big one just now
02:00 <Digerati> yup
02:00 <Liinda> thunder makes me anxious
02:00 <Liinda> and here is the rain
02:00 <Digerati> thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening
02:00 <Digerati> galileo !
02:00 <Liinda> mamma mia
02:00 <bc_guy> Hi Liinda :)
02:00 <Liinda> heys bc_guy! howve u been?
03:00 <bc_guy> Good thanks how r u?
03:00 <Digerati> i want to hear one so loud that it shakes the whole of melb
03:00 <Liinda> doing well thanks bc_guy
03:00 <Liinda> noooo Digerati
03:00 <Liinda> i will poop my pants!
04:00 <Digerati> did you shit your pants when the quake happened 3 years ago >
04:00 <BlackDevil> i did
04:00 <Liinda> nah
04:00 <BlackDevil> from there on i wear nappies
04:00 <Digerati> it went for almost 1 min
04:00 <Liinda> lol
04:00 <Digerati> it opened a whole in my groud
04:00 <Digerati> ground
05:00 <Liinda> u serious?
05:00 <Digerati> yup
05:00 <Digerati> insurance covered it
05:00 <Taco> Digerati, when are you going to sleep? I need to huxtabate
06:00 <Digerati> ignore factor again
06:00 <Taco> ok well I'll be here
07:00 <Digerati>  Taco has been added to ignore list
07:00 <Digerati> rofl
07:00 <Digerati> least i don't have to see the crap it types
08:00 <Digerati> nicorettes seem to work
08:00 <Digerati> but damn they taste harsh after a few chews
08:00 <doctor> thats the goodness
08:00 <Digerati> rofl
08:00 <Taco> I tried chewing nicorette patches one time
09:00 <Taco> didn't taste that great
09:00 <doctor> yeah im not surprised
09:00 <doctor> the gums were alright
09:00 <doctor> spicey
09:00 <Digerati> more like harsh
09:00 <Liinda> probably cinnamon
09:00 <Digerati> not spicey
09:00 <doctor> harsh smarsh
09:00 <doctor> i like it hard and painfull
10:00 <Digerati> bad taste on the throat
10:00 <Digerati> you quit smoking ?
10:00 <doctor> yeah
10:00 <doctor> i use a vapor now
10:00 <Digerati> vapor is new
10:00 <doctor> they
11:00 <doctor> they're pretty good
11:00 <doctor> i recommend to anyone who wants to stop smoking
11:00 <doctor> but you've gotta stick with it
11:00 <amsy> hello doctor
11:00 <Digerati> could try ecigs
11:00 <doctor> hello amsy
11:00 <Taco> ecigs are heaps popular these days
11:00 <doctor> yeah same thing
11:00 <Liinda> cold turkey is the best way
11:00 <Digerati> well you can get liquid with nicotine in it
12:00 <Digerati> you ever smoked linda ?
12:00 <Liinda> yup and quit cold turkey
12:00 <Digerati> how many smokes a day did you smoke ?
13:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck 
13:00 <DemonsRun> still 26 outside
13:00 <Digerati> yeah
13:00 <Liinda> about 5-8 a day
14:00 <Digerati> how many years did you smoke ?
14:00 <Liinda> about 10 yrs max.. but on and off
14:00 <Digerati> on and off
14:00 <Digerati> indeed
14:00 <Digerati> how many milligram smokes ?
14:00 <Digerati> winfield blues ?
14:00 <Liinda> yeah but before i quit, was smoking about 2 yrs straight
15:00 <Liinda> dunno, was smoking vogues
15:00 <Liinda> what mg are they
15:00 <bc_guy> I quit cold turkey
15:00 <Liinda> anyways, doesnt matter... if you are ready to quit, you will quit. simple.
15:00 <Taco> I like warm turkey
15:00 <Digerati> liinda, it aint that easy to quit after 30 years of smoking, and smoking 40 cigs a day, 16mg
15:00 <Taco> tastes better
16:00 <amsy> my dad did
16:00 <Digerati> i get sweats and cramps and can't sleep
16:00 <amsy> try champix
16:00 <Liinda> nah not saying its easy. i just reckon reying on other stuff like ecigs etc are just a gimmick. youcan do it without tht stuff.
16:00 <Liinda> cramps etc are common cos ur body is detoxing all the crap
16:00 <thestig> i got ecigs
16:00 <Digerati> liinda, you aint got as much addiction as some other people
17:00 <thestig> champix is bad
17:00 <Liinda> nah i know that Digerati. 
17:00 <Liinda> hai stiggness
17:00 <thestig> hi liindaaa
17:00 <Digerati> and there is withdrawal symptoms
17:00 <amsy> worked for my dad thestig
17:00 <Digerati> nicotine is a narcotic
17:00 <Liinda> but i stick to the same point that you can do it cold turkey. as long as you understand the stages your body goes through and support it, you will be fine
17:00 <thestig> amsy a lot of side effects now
17:00 <Digerati> it aint that easy to just quit
17:00 <amsy> just now? why not before?
18:00 <Liinda> never said it was easy
18:00 <Digerati> not everyone can do cold turkey, and it could harm them that way
18:00 <thestig> side effects have been around for ages, people have been comiting suicide 
18:00 <Digerati> your comment is not feasible
18:00 <amsy> thats an excuse Digerati
18:00 <thestig> i can quit irc cold turkey
18:00 <Digerati> amsy, have you ever smoked ?
19:00 <Liinda> yeah, after 30 yrs id suggest cutting down first or stop smoking in the car or something 
19:00 <Liinda> but i wouldnt rely on the gum, patches or ecigs.
19:00 <amsy> thestig, sucks for them then... doesnt happen for everyone though
19:00 <amsy> yes Digerati
19:00 <Digerati> amsy, for how long and how much ?
19:00 <Liinda> a l ot of smoking is habit. the addiction to nicotine will subside
20:00 <amsy> given not as long as you because i havent even reached that age yet
20:00 <Taco> * ChanOP sets mode: +b Digerati!*@*
20:00 <amsy> but saying that its harmful is a copout
20:00 <Liinda> hypnotism works tho
20:00 <Digerati> geiasou GreekSnake ti egeni mi sena re ?
20:00 <thestig> smoking is good for you
21:00 <Digerati> smoking a pipe and dr pats maybe
21:00 <Digerati> but not cigarettes
21:00 <thestig> if cigis were bad they would of banned them back in the 1890s
22:00 <Digerati> they turned them into a trend in the 1920's
22:00 <Digerati> it was just for looks
22:00 <Digerati> they did not know the harm back then
22:00 <thestig> they should put the cocaine back in coca cola
24:00 <doctor> they knew the harms, people just didn't care and second hand smoke wasn't a concern to people
24:00 <doctor> well, it was but not the fear associated with it now
24:00 <Digerati> they knew the harm when it made them sick
24:00 <Digerati> they were not warned off the harm
25:00 <doctor> they called them coffin nails for a reason
29:00 <Lpc> hi
30:00 <|_``|> hi
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm 
37:00 <ITaL^GuY> fuck up
38:00 <DemonsRun> Wolf creek 2 at this time of night was not a good choice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not as good as the first one
39:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it's muggy/humid
40:00 <Digerati> i liked the bit with the cops driving the car
40:00 <Digerati> then the rest of it got boring
41:00 <Liinda> think i might try get some sleep
41:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liinda :)
41:00 <Liinda> night B1 =)
41:00 <Digerati> its even more muggy than 5 hours ago
41:00 <Liinda> yeah its gross but i need to be up early
41:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX entertain me
42:00 <bc_guy> Good night Liinda 
42:00 <Liinda> doubt i will get any sleep
42:00 <bc_guy> Good to see u
42:00 <Digerati> try masturbating, that might work
42:00 <StrykerX> Humid in my room.. Cool outside
42:00 <|_``|> DemonsRun
42:00 <DemonsRun> ?
43:00 <StrykerX> Good times
43:00 <Digerati> humid in my room to :(
43:00 <Digerati> i am sweating
43:00 <StrykerX> Should try n sleep tho
43:00 <StrykerX> Peace out
43:00 <DemonsBun> lol
43:00 <DemonsRun> Hilarious
43:00 <DemonsBun> yes
44:00 <Digerati> who cares
44:00 <Liinda> same, window open and a nice breeze
44:00 <Digerati> it aint like i am going to work tommorow anyway
44:00 <Liinda> but its like a steam room in my room
44:00 <Digerati> just don't give a fuck anymore
44:00 <DemonsBun> StrykerX
45:00 <Digerati> i suddenly have woken up to people around me
45:00 <Digerati> it's all about money in the end
45:00 <Liinda> yeah people are asshats
46:00 <Digerati> funny thing is, they think it's right to fuck people over
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got restless
46:00 <Bastardly_One> good timing mind ... not
46:00 <Digerati> a trip overseas will do me later on
46:00 <Liinda> those people will get what they deserve one day.... someone to fuck them over
47:00 <Liinda> anywho! goodnight/morning
47:00 <Digerati> was thinking of greenland
48:00 <DemonsBun> StrykerX hun scratch my back
48:00 <DemonsBun> lols
48:00 <DemonsBun> i got fleas
49:00 <Digerati> if i could go to another planet, i would pay for the ride
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had an idea 
53:00 <DemonsKun> Hilarious
56:00 <TokenDaRing> hey DemonsRun
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like a walk ... might make it a walk past the HJs
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you might get stabbed
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not in this place
02:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssst chris
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're an idiot
03:00 <TokenDaRing> oh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> might see you on my return
03:00 <TokenDaRing> that is a pity
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not even sure if it's just the drive through open ... I want a walk anyway
04:00 <DemonsRun> Hey token
04:00 <Bentover_Cum> lol
05:00 <Bentover_Cum> pssst Bastardly_One
07:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it going?
07:00 <Not> pssst
08:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssssssssssssssssst
08:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
09:00 <Not> what u want
09:00 <Not> trending
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing you have
10:00 <Not> of rearending
10:00 <Not> u poof
10:00 <Bastardly_One> trend this #shoosh
11:00 <slinky_J> no shit
11:00 <slinky_J> lolz
11:00 <slinky_J> I want to fuck you in the arse Not
11:00 <slinky_J> :D bigtime.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> #chrisisfried
11:00 <Not> slinky_J
12:00 <slinky_J> #yer
12:00 <Not> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> #YerMater
12:00 <slinky_J> #AyeVro
12:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
12:00 <Not> what
13:00 <Not> ill triple fuck u
13:00 <slinky_J> woah!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <slinky_J> wait
13:00 <slinky_J> curious, what that is
14:00 <slinky_J> since I have one whole and it's packed with poop!
14:00 <slinky_J> the holes have nothing sparce..
14:00 <Not> ok
15:00 <slinky_J> not okay
15:00 <slinky_J> you said you were going to fuck me
15:00 <slinky_J> I got wet
15:00 <slinky_J> :(
15:00 <Not> well u not here
15:00 <Not> how can i
15:00 <slinky_J> pretend to do your duty by me?
16:00 <slinky_J> just don't spit on my spoot!
16:00 <slinky_J> ;)
16:00 <slinky_J> or the smoo worm comes out.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunt of a game
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only Fifa but it's intense sometimes
19:00 <slinky_J> ay b1
19:00 <slinky_J> i downloaded Far Cry 4 for free because of that ac5 unity shit
19:00 <slinky_J> really good game too lol!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a game
19:00 <slinky_J> which is a cunt
19:00 <slinky_J> fifa
20:00 <slinky_J> ?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> takes ages to get used to the controls
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Farcry 4
20:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it for some reason 
20:00 <slinky_J> yeah it does
20:00 <slinky_J> fucking oath
20:00 <slinky_J> far cry 2
20:00 <slinky_J> was way better it's my fav tbh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer to keep using the bow and arrow
20:00 <slinky_J> but I do love what i can do in this
20:00 <slinky_J> yes!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the accuracy is handy ... I prefer to sneak
20:00 <slinky_J> i am using the bow now LOL
20:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you just started
21:00 <slinky_J> yer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't get into it until the first outpost
21:00 <Not> yer
21:00 <slinky_J> yer 2 days ago
21:00 <slinky_J> oh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I got distracted and haven't gone further
21:00 <slinky_J> i got the first outpost
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh duh
21:00 <slinky_J> it pissed me off like
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the next one then 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> one of the min gamer things
21:00 <slinky_J> that pisses us off
21:00 <Bastardly_One> of course you have if you did the hunting shit 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that took me ages
21:00 <slinky_J> is we have to do these missions
22:00 <slinky_J> but to get other side missions
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I kept going for the beam in the cave
22:00 <slinky_J> we need better guns etc.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'm like ... oh the barrel duh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the wolves den
22:00 <slinky_J> that shits me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sell everything
22:00 <slinky_J> i blew out the wolves down str8 out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then you will
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I forgot about the barrel
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for like 7 goes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> i left it
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> oi bro
23:00 <slinky_J> on my fb i put it up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> then I got to the next outpost and not played since
23:00 <slinky_J> cause i went took a piss n rolled and lit a cig
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't talk about FB in here
23:00 <slinky_J> and came back
23:00 <slinky_J> at the point at the start
23:00 <slinky_J> and it finished the game
23:00 <slinky_J> then i looked it up thinking wtf
23:00 <slinky_J> and 'EASTER EGG!'
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and
24:00 <slinky_J> if u dont do anything at the start at the table well u can go around but not downstairs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Pagan Min shits me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hard
24:00 <slinky_J> that dude dies
24:00 <slinky_J> and that Pagan dude
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking homo hipster gaylord
24:00 <slinky_J> takes u to ur mums grave
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> is hawt
24:00 <slinky_J> and after that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont wanna know
24:00 <slinky_J> kk
24:00 <slinky_J> :P
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey hey
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll finish it one day
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a smoke
24:00 <slinky_J> oh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hey kate :)
24:00 <slinky_J> this isnt in that
25:00 <DemonsRun> What furniture stores are the big franchise ones in Vic?
25:00 <DemonsRun> I'm good token, you?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a smoke
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
25:00 <slinky_J> its an Easter Egg bro
25:00 <Bastardly_One> of both descriptions
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so there
25:00 <slinky_J> u only see it if u do that
25:00 <slinky_J> finishing the game ends in about 3 ways
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
25:00 <slinky_J> that way isnt one
25:00 <slinky_J> its an easter egg!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Ubisoft just can't make games anymore
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> when does the easter bunny lay his eggs?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> The Crew is average 
26:00 <slinky_J> on youtube i found out its finish it in 15 minutes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Watchdogs was average
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> yeah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> FC4 is about it
26:00 <slinky_J> i hope that make a second they could do way better
26:00 <slinky_J> fc4 is fps
26:00 <slinky_J> so watch dogs
26:00 <slinky_J> competing with ac
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they didn't even get many downloads on the dlc for Watchdogs
27:00 <slinky_J> doesnt have as much of a chance but they will do a watchdogs sequel man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so doubt they'll make another
27:00 <slinky_J> u think
27:00 <slinky_J> hmm
27:00 <slinky_J> it does also depend on gamer attitudes these days!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not one to go on ideas and improve
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if it fails they tend not to bother
27:00 <slinky_J> assassin's creed could go up to like 20 games
27:00 <slinky_J> if they want
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it will
27:00 <slinky_J> watch dogs just started
27:00 <slinky_J> oh yeah man
28:00 <Nevermind> tranny fantasy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> which sucks
28:00 <Bastardly_One> bores the shit out of me 
28:00 <slinky_J> unity
28:00 <slinky_J> atm
28:00 <slinky_J> cant connect
29:00 <Nevermind> instead of getting a reward you got a kick up thr butt
29:00 <slinky_J> to Initiates
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a car racing game
29:00 <Bastardly_One> awww
29:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which console or PC kate
29:00 <slinky_J> I dl fc4 free because of the assassin's creed troubles
29:00 <slinky_J> yer
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> console 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few to chose from
29:00 <slinky_J> bro ima have a cig
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what console though?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so far every single racing game on the PS4 has been a let down
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Project Cars in March looks good though
31:00 <Nevermind> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIOVUA4Lqos
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worst Job in Britain? London Sewage Worker: (Jun 24, 2013) 2:19 - Category: News & Politics - 60,223 views - 229 likes (95.4%), 11 dislikes (4.6%)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i don't know….
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not into consoles lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband use to be
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had a sony something and a few xbox's
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> we didn't ever get a wii tho
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I really can't think of one stand out racing game on any system
35:00 <Nevermind> from next month im going to cancel my maxis internet due to a budget cut
35:00 <Bastardly_One> seems personal choice comes into play 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
38:00 <slinky_J> brb
38:00 <slinky_J> putting phone back in :/
38:00 <slinky_J> apparently need a home phone lol
39:00 <Nevermind> http://greenlitemedicine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/img_2414-1024x843.jpg
44:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun I'm tired
44:00 <TokenDaRing> but awake
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Nevermind shut up beeehhh
45:00 <TokenDaRing> so wait
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll not have internet after next month?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> how wonderful
45:00 <Nevermind> oi are you coming over for a beer this arvo
45:00 <Nevermind> until i graduate then might get again
46:00 <Nevermind> no internet for irc fro march till june
48:00 <Not> two bongs one breathe
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> maybe my neighbour should have thought of that
49:00 <slinky_J> and closing the doors
50:00 <slinky_J> so he wouldnt wake people up
50:00 <Not> what did he do
50:00 <slinky_J> wakes me up every day with his bong smoking asthma
51:00 <slinky_J> dude goes to bed way early wakes up and smokes
51:00 <Not> lol
52:00 <slinky_J> lol?
52:00 <Not> nah its not good
52:00 <slinky_J> nah it isnt
52:00 <slinky_J> and he wont listen
52:00 <slinky_J> so I scared  him
52:00 <Not> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like me
53:00 <slinky_J> yer man
53:00 <slinky_J> now's come back home
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is B1 awake? *cue hacking up a lung*
53:00 <slinky_J> he has his back light on and front light
53:00 <slinky_J> even though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep! B1 is awake
53:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> he fucked up our sidewalk lights
53:00 <slinky_J> this cunt
54:00 <slinky_J> this guy deserves it, doesnt care about anybody here but himself
54:00 <slinky_J> I have 3 other guys that're cool, studying/working
54:00 <slinky_J> not retarded like Mew would say
54:00 <slinky_J> and this guy I find is a full stoner
54:00 <slinky_J> type wakes u up at 6 am
54:00 <slinky_J> with his asthma cough b1..
55:00 <Nevermind> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iei32AUJfc
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince Edward Island, Canada (Jun 20, 2011) 3:26 - Category: News & Politics - 88,271 views - 263 likes (97%), 8 dislikes (3%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure I wake people going to bed at that time with mine 
55:00 <slinky_J> oh man
55:00 <Not> i am ko_0d
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> if I was on his clock
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just being a cunt
55:00 <slinky_J> but im not
55:00 <slinky_J> last night was the pointer
55:00 <Not> slinky_J i had 9 cones
55:00 <slinky_J> I said some stuff b1
56:00 <slinky_J> I smoke cones too so eh
56:00 <slinky_J> anyway
56:00 <slinky_J> he had half pulled his car out and I walk up and he is all scared
56:00 <slinky_J> so I step in behind the door
56:00 <slinky_J> and he's fretting as fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm multi tasking here so slow
56:00 <slinky_J> and I say how
56:00 <slinky_J> I don't care
56:00 <slinky_J> have your care
56:00 <slinky_J> move away
57:00 <slinky_J> said to him I dont want you back have my life
57:00 <slinky_J> last thing I said.
57:00 <slinky_J> he is back now like i said
57:00 <Not> opps
58:00 <Not> cool
58:00 <slinky_J> he has to go anyway
58:00 <slinky_J> went over his contract
58:00 <slinky_J> 6 months
58:00 <slinky_J> can't make him leave kick him out then
59:00 <Nevermind> such beauty in somewhere that you want to explore and blend in
00:00 <Nevermind> i got six cousins in ottawa three in bc, three of them born in canada
01:00 <Not> yeah should
03:00 <Nevermind> im sorry i couldnt be any help and its too late to be there
03:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
04:00 <Nevermind> i'll send you a post card of PE b1
06:00 <slinky_J> heh
07:00 <Nevermind> i'll make sure it is printed in canada not china
10:00 <Not> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3qLWISFABQ
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: acid hustle (Jan 8, 2015) 3:06 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof (Jul 21, 2008) 2:47 - Category: Comedy - 20,592,767 views - 138,055 likes (94.9%), 7,480 dislikes (5.1%)
14:00 <beehhh> amsy you there
15:00 <beehhh> Norway is in the top 5th peaceful country in the world
15:00 <beehhh> beagle: why do you want to kill me?
20:00 <beehhh> beagle i cant understand anything you said
24:00 <beehhh> just fapped over some jap tranny
29:00 <beehhh> A popular Chinese restaurant in Queensland has been closed temporarily, after more than 100 people fell ill due to a suspected salmonella outbreak.
30:00 <Maurice> Oh here we go
31:00 <beehhh> Maurice: 15why do you wanna kill me
31:00 <Maurice> For obvious reasons
32:00 <beehhh> did u watch the spoof vid
32:00 <Taco> I am spoof video
32:00 <Taco> I mean taco
32:00 <Taco> Tits or gtfo
33:00 <slinky_J> I ate Taco once
34:00 <slinky_J> nom nom
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that taco will give you food poisoning
35:00 <slinky_J> well I for one wanted the damn sex
35:00 <slinky_J> and if that is the end of me!
36:00 <slinky_J> *Dear Diary, and please write back this time*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/dr._seuss_and_the_50_word_dare_that_inspired_green_eggs_and_ham
37:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
37:00 <beehhh> sorry i am difficulties hearing beagle on his skype to my mobile phone call
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just like a real call centre
39:00 <beehhh> where can i find best looking trannies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry I cannot hear you *indian accent*
40:00 <beehhh> come at my call centre and have a cup of tea
41:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One did you say your gonna....omg omg what is that...i just saw flash...oh thats my eyes
42:00 <slinky_J> beagle
42:00 <slinky_J> He alive
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
42:00 <slinky_J> beagle and beehhh still
42:00 <slinky_J> well
42:00 <slinky_J> b1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he is
42:00 <slinky_J> that's better than uno who
42:00 <beehhh> beagle is that joker from the spoof video
43:00 <beehhh> i couldnt understand anything he said
43:00 <slinky_J> guy that comes online every day just to put people down to make himself feel good
43:00 <slinky_J> what's his nick again ;)
43:00 <beehhh> darknight
44:00 <slinky_J> aint you somethin :P
45:00 <beehhh> just watched a doco about boarder protection in canada, they dont allow americans to bring weapons or knives into the country even the patrons have licence they must keep it on the safe at the entry point when they leave canada are allowed to claim back from a locker
46:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few of those
46:00 <beehhh> bloody americans are violant
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think you mean Skirmish
46:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... multi tasking here as I said
47:00 <beehhh> only for the john howard the whole country is in peace by his gun policy, i hope america has someone like john howard someday
48:00 <Leon> hi all
50:00 <Leon> anyone awake?
50:00 <Leon> wow... longie still in here
50:00 <Leon> and stebie
50:00 <beehhh> http://travel.amerikanki.com/most-peaceful-countries-in-the-world/
51:00 <Leon> and zaim
51:00 <Leon> and ^matty^
51:00 <Leon> and WebbY
51:00 <Leon> long time no see
51:00 <Leon> British^Meat...wow
51:00 <Leon> Bastardly_One aswell!
52:00 <Leon> chelle!
52:00 <Leon> memories
52:00 <Leon> from a bygone era
53:00 <Leon> 46 people in here... such a shame irc has died like it has
53:00 <beehhh> where is denmark
54:00 <Leon> gone are the days of almost 1000 people in here
57:00 <Leon> anyone awake?
05:00 <Leon> wakey wakey hand off snakey
13:00 <beagle> slinkyj some guy back to rule Digerati
13:00 <beagle> spite the fact people can or cant like
13:00 <beagle> and wish like in heaven he 
13:00 <beagle> wasnt anal
04:00 <Taco> Well that slut was fucked
04:00 <Taco> I might've done it
08:00 <Taco> U mad?
34:00 <Sponge> 1 minute silence for the paris fallen
38:00 <Pieter> how about NO
39:00 <Pieter> mmmm maccas
40:00 <Pieter> weeboot 
59:00 <beagle> pouring rain cat came in and slept on pillow
13:00 <Pieter> fuckin I LOVE MY NET CONNECTION
14:00 <Pieter> there needs to be a service which allows you to stream torrent movies over instead of leeching em first , watch it while downloading even , im gonna code it up and call it CRACK
14:00 <Pieter> crackles mean friend who wont let him go :(
14:00 <chelle> I'm sure it exists, Pieter .
14:00 <Pieter> oh dont say that :(
15:00 <Pieter> im just gonna invent a cricket cooler then
15:00 <chelle> Might want to detox first.
15:00 <Pieter> naaaaaaaaah
24:00 <Fall> Who fell?
24:00 <Fall> oh, did someone sneezE?
30:00 <Pieter> ooer , its gonna hit 32 at 11 then drop massively
30:00 <chelle> it better
30:00 <chelle> I'm sick of this heat
30:00 <Pieter> gotta continue this sunburn
31:00 <Pieter> yeh its gonna be nice and stormy smell
31:00 <Pieter> ing
31:00 <Pieter> but sunbeds aint no more so the sun is the only way i can go black
31:00 <Pieter> i hate it but i need to look like a lobster
31:00 <chelle> you used to use solariums? hah
32:00 <Pieter> yeh :/
32:00 <Pieter> now i just use tanning lotion:(
32:00 <chelle> it's safer
32:00 <chelle> i havent had a chance to beach at all yet this summer
32:00 <Pieter> thats if it stays on , i sweat when i have it on , its weird :/
54:00 <Fall> morning all
55:00 <chelle> sup Fall
55:00 <Fall> hey chelle
55:00 <Fall> just got to work
55:00 <chelle> SLACKER
55:00 <Fall> lol
56:00 <Fall> ok ok, I've been here for 56 minutes
56:00 <chelle> :p
56:00 <Fall> but I just connected to my bouncer
56:00 <Fall> ;]
56:00 <chelle> are you still up from my relos?
56:00 <Fall> a little further now
56:00 <Fall> around Town Hall
57:00 <Fall> why, are you in Syd? :)
57:00 <Fall> silly q
57:00 <chelle> nah just asking
57:00 <chelle> thinking of visiting tho
57:00 <chelle> gotta see my babies
57:00 <Fall> :)
58:00 <chelle> hows your little one? she must be huge now
58:00 <Fall> lol she turns 10 this year... ugh old man Fall
58:00 <chelle> holy shit
58:00 <chelle> she really is huge
58:00 <Fall> I have a newbie :) 
58:00 <Fall> she turns 1 in March
58:00 <chelle> you have another baby?!
58:00 <chelle> haha holy crap
58:00 <Fall> :)
59:00 <chelle> how cute
59:00 <chelle> with the same girl?
59:00 <Fall> new girl, old girl got psycho
59:00 <Fall> haha
59:00 <Fall> we've been together for 4 yrs
59:00 <chelle> oh dear
59:00 <chelle> SO IT WAS NEVER GONNA WORK OUT BETWEEN US HEY.
59:00 <chelle> slash wrist
00:00 <Fall> /wrist
00:00 <chelle> hahah
00:00 <Fall> you went away
00:00 <Fall> ;]
00:00 <chelle> i did indeed
00:00 <chelle> got a life bro
00:00 <Fall> ayy
00:00 <chelle> im glad you're happy :D
00:00 <chelle> pics of the bub?
00:00 <Fall> and me you :D
00:00 <Fall> umm yes!
00:00 <chelle> who says im happy cunt
00:00 <chelle> haha
08:00 <Fall> make yourself happy ;)
09:00 <stebie> hey
09:00 <stebie> y'all
09:00 <Fall> sup
09:00 <chelle> hey stebz
09:00 <chelle> Fall: no fu
09:00 <Fall> ;]
09:00 <stebie> not a lot, you?
09:00 <stebie> hey chelle
09:00 <Fall> chillin'
10:00 <stebie> :>
37:00 <Pieter> just bought a tornado fan
37:00 <Pieter> the fucking thing doesnt move and i can feel it all over the apartment 
37:00 <Pieter> freekin weeeeeeeeeeird :)
41:00 <FredFlinstone> so its good then?
42:00 <Pieter> its crazy , now i dont have to run the air conditioner:)
43:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
43:00 <FredFlinstone> are they the ones without blades?
44:00 <chelle> A DYSON
44:00 <Pieter> naa , didnt get the dyson yet
44:00 <Pieter> i was defintely looking at it but i only had enough for the short desk one , not the long standing one :(
45:00 <chelle> apparently they're not worth the money.
45:00 <Pieter> cant even spark up the cigarette in the kitchen
46:00 <Pieter> it showed on the box that ya just point it to the other wall and it bounces 
46:00 <Pieter> this one well worth $179:)
46:00 <chelle> my two $12 ones probably do the samething hahah
47:00 <Pieter> i use a cheap one from safeway in the bedroom , this is heaven
48:00 <Pieter> its only a fan and the temp in the lounge has dropped 6 degrees
49:00 <chelle> its not actually hot outside anymore
49:00 <chelle> my house is freezing im wearing a robe lol
49:00 <partay> Hello spastics 
50:00 <Nikky`> Hello king of the spastics :P
51:00 <chelle> sup Nikky` 
51:00 <Nikky`> Not much chelle.. putting off packging and heading to Geelong to visit the mother - you?
52:00 <chelle> ugh yeah id be puttng that off too hahah
52:00 <Nikky`> tho she pronbably forgot I am coming, I forgot to call her last night
52:00 <Nikky`> haha
52:00 <Nikky`> probably also
53:00 <Pieter> omg i got bum dimples!
55:00 <chelle> sah hot
55:00 <chelle> fun times
56:00 <Pieter> i am
56:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. thats what I keep saying to myself haha
56:00 <Nikky`> Its more the drive there and home that takes forever
57:00 <chelle> fair enough
57:00 <chelle> i like driving when i dont actually have to be anywhere
58:00 <Nikky`> I don't mind driving short distance - long distance I hate and I count Somerville to Geelong long distance
00:00 <chelle> fair enough
01:00 <Pieter> FUCKIN SAW MORTAL KOMBAT 10 ADVERTISED AND ITS NOT AVAILABLE TILL APRIL :(
18:00 <Pieter> OMG SELFIE STICKS WTF
48:00 <simba> They Love Their Soccer In Spain
53:00 <Fall> The Rain Stays Mainly On The Plain In Spain
54:00 <Fall> lol
03:00 <Pieter> FUCK IM SEXY
04:00 <Pieter> and AWESOME
06:00 <Digerati> hmm
07:00 <Digerati> hi all
08:00 <beagle> ur not 1 with corned beed salad roll
09:00 <StrykerX> Pieter tells himself he is sexy and awesome cause nobody else in their right mind would.
09:00 <StrykerX> On a side note, what's with all the splits?
09:00 <beagle> bananas
09:00 <simba> he cant live without this channel 
10:00 <StrykerX> lolol
10:00 <StrykerX> Sup simba
11:00 <simba> rising from a bad sleep !!!!!!!!
12:00 <simba> n u
12:00 <StrykerX> Not alot aye
12:00 <Pieter> yeh sleeping on a cardboard box must be uncomfy
12:00 <StrykerX> I wanna go back to coding but cbf getting my other laptop
13:00 <StrykerX> Java <3
15:00 <simba> coding 1 of my nightmares
15:00 <StrykerX> It's awesome man.
38:00 <Digerati> 13Hewwo
43:00 <BlackDevil> 1 of 3 suspects in Paris terror attack surrenders to police, identified as 18 y/o Hamyd Mourad
47:00 <chelle> oh boredom
52:00 <simba> #MouradHamydInno
06:00 <Pieter> freekin hell , bought a h2o mop and now i got nowhere to store it 
06:00 <Pieter> SOMEONE GIMME H2O
07:00 <Pieter> I NEED IT!!!!
13:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX  
46:00 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!
51:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://38.media.tumblr.com/3dd5a07c1b344799a851750949503615/tumblr_nfmvp4iqY51qb5gkjo1_400.gif
51:00 <BlackDevil> here is another http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150107/640/daily_picdump_1706_640_09.jpg
52:00 <couleurs> kool
02:00 <Pieter> whats that?
02:00 <Pieter> just met another fitness hottie in the elevator
02:00 <Pieter> but i think she might be under 18
02:00 <Pieter> doubt it but maybe
03:00 <BlackDevil> click my link Pieter
03:00 <Pieter> no =p
03:00 <Pieter> it might frighten me
03:00 <BlackDevil> click itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
03:00 <Pieter> like me
03:00 <Pieter> i frighten me
03:00 <couleurs> i'm a hottie
03:00 <Pieter> i dont want you tho ! =p
04:00 <couleurs> Good !
04:00 <Pieter> hey i can steam my carpet with this h2o mop thing
04:00 <Pieter> so cool:)
05:00 <couleurs> bloodey awesim
06:00 <Pieter> YEAP!
07:00 <Pieter> im trying to find a wall flipping ironing board , one i can conseal in the wall ! even buying a new ironing board squeeks n stuff , EVEN THE WHEELS!
08:00 <Pieter> id wd40 it but the shit would end up on my clothes
08:00 <Pieter> BE MY IRONING BITCH COULEURS
08:00 <BlackDevil> click it Pieter
08:00 <BlackDevil> you vagina
09:00 <Pieter> YOU JUST WANT MY IP!
09:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
09:00 <Pieter> =P
09:00 <Pieter> ok:(
09:00 <couleurs> =p
09:00 <Pieter> want a free massage chair ?
10:00 <Pieter> HAHAHA is that a body in the mattress?
10:00 <Pieter> i know its not but fuck it looks like it
11:00 <BlackDevil> no body
11:00 <BlackDevil> just air
11:00 <Pieter> now i have a new way for my human trafficing
11:00 <Pieter> conseal em in a matress !
11:00 <Pieter> any one wanna buy a slave ?
11:00 <Pieter> I got some white ones!
12:00 <couleurs> you're a mattress 
12:00 <Pieter> shut up 
12:00 <Pieter> gogglebox are watching you couleurs
13:00 <Pieter> be paranoid
13:00 <Pieter> i got a spare box from a boxtroll i stomped
13:00 <Pieter> you can use it if you like
15:00 <couleurs> bloodey awesim
16:00 <Pieter> i am aint i
19:00 <couleurs> YEAP!
20:00 <Pieter> \o/
27:00 <BlackDevil> my ribs hurt
28:00 <couleurs> kool
29:00 <BlackDevil> waiting for archer
30:00 <British^Meat> wiiups4
30:00 <Pieter> GRRRR WHY DOES THE LIL HAIRS LEFT OVER FROM A HAIRCUT MAKE YOU ITCH 
31:00 <BlackDevil> Taken 3
31:00 <couleurs> doing research which pc parts 2 buy 4 new gameing / irc rig u guys w00t epic ftw
31:00 <Pieter> I got fleas:(
31:00 <BlackDevil> because your body feels something different
31:00 <BlackDevil> like when i shave my balls
31:00 <BlackDevil> they itch
31:00 <BlackDevil> and bleed
31:00 <B_Mad> get some slut to lick them better
31:00 <TheRon> classy
31:00 <BlackDevil> thats why i put lotion on the skin
32:00 <Pieter> i was thinking of buying a wii u today also
32:00 <British^Meat> have a shower Pieter u bum
32:00 <British^Meat> sif not shower after haircut
32:00 <British^Meat> haircut noob
32:00 <BlackDevil> shower before and after a haircut
32:00 <Pieter> shush i been busy
33:00 <B_Mad> urgh waiting for iiborg to call back... I discovered I have a line fault yay
34:00 <B_Mad> was able to record a sound of crackling etc.
35:00 <couleurs> me 2
36:00 <Pieter> the only fault on the line is YOU!
36:00 <Pieter> =)
36:00 <British^Meat> bwahah own3d
37:00 <couleurs> i got a assus z97 mother bored 4 free 
37:00 <couleurs> who's jelly?
37:00 <B_Mad> totes owned
37:00 <B_Mad> would you like me to complete the change of ownership form?
37:00 <TheRon> assus...ehehehehehe
37:00 <couleurs> Yes.
37:00 <Pieter> aziz light!
37:00 <gs69azza> I haven't purchased a new computer in years
38:00 <couleurs> me 2
38:00 <B_Mad> couleurs, is it fast enough to run IRC?
38:00 <couleurs> Hope So
38:00 <B_Mad> what about web browsing?
38:00 <TheRon> it's an apple mac
39:00 <couleurs> Hope So
40:00 <couleurs> cpu still most expensive part even though it's the smallest Hahaha!!!!
41:00 <B_Mad> Good to get a nice mobo tho
41:00 <B_Mad> The cheap ones are aids
41:00 <B_Mad> Like Pieter 
42:00 <TheRon> i thought Pieter had aides?
42:00 <couleurs> asus z97 is good i think
42:00 <couleurs> asus >
44:00 <Pieter> i got an asus z98 so ner
45:00 <couleurs> those don't exists Pieter u soab
45:00 <Pieter> then i got a z99
45:00 <Pieter> then i got a z100
45:00 <B_Mad> Doodle has a 350Z
46:00 <B_Mad> u mad?
46:00 <Pieter> fuckin take a centrum and get a headache
46:00 <TheRon> oh furious!!
46:00 <Pieter> i need sleep bbl
46:00 <TheRon> i bet you do
47:00 <Pieter> GO SUCK OFF A CRICKET PLAYER THERON!
47:00 <Pieter> =p
47:00 <Pieter> *gone*
47:00 <TheRon> alyssa perry, yum!!
48:00 <British^Meat> bwahah again own3d
49:00 <BlackDevil> archer is on
49:00 <BlackDevil> fap
54:00 <B_Mad> wth
54:00 <B_Mad> iiborg call me back so I don't have to wait on hold... except they call back and put me on hold
54:00 <B_Mad> the system is fucked eh
55:00 <couleurs> :)
10:00 <BlackDevil> just finished archer
10:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=edc_1420767728
11:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Horrible: Guy ALMOST Breaks his Neck Trying to do a Backflip (w/ slowmo) (Date: Jan-2-2015, 2 hours ago) - Views: 1330 - Played: 5690
12:00 <couleurs> kool
14:00 <zaim> fucking IDIOT.
18:00 <couleurs> =p
24:00 <Twisted64> Are expats also valid channel members?
24:00 <Twisted64> hi all
25:00 <frayedknot> sure why not?
25:00 <mrgrumpy> given all the retards that are allowed in then I don't think being an expat will present any issues
28:00 <Twisted64> Not exactly an expat, but I figured Qld's pretty much another country.
34:00 <couleurs> ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <TheRon> fifa!!!
39:00 <Pieter> ahhh the irc song is in the background
39:00 <Pieter> cheers must be on
40:00 <TheRon> i thought that was desperado
42:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
42:00 <TheRon> i'm TheRon !!
44:00 <couleurs> he he
45:00 <TheRon> here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory..........
46:00 <couleurs> better get an umbrella!!!!!!
47:00 <Twisted64> raaaaaaaain
50:00 <TheRon> thursday i don't care about you, friday i'm in love
51:00 <couleurs> me 2
57:00 <TheRon> i just spent 6 months in a leaky boat, lucky just to keep afloat
03:00 <couleurs> now that's a spicey meatbole
05:00 <couleurs> ea sprouts... it's in teh garden
07:00 <couleurs> stupid psn signing me out wtf just paid u $20 again sonny!!!!!!
13:00 <TheRon> how rude am i? anybody else like some tap king?
15:00 <British^Meat> soon the ps4 wiil be mine, all mine muhahaha
16:00 <couleurs> get the fifa game
17:00 <British^Meat> no
17:00 <couleurs> y
18:00 <British^Meat> better games out there
19:00 <British^Meat> and TBH the way some of u dudes crap on about it, kinda puts me orf
19:00 <couleurs> :o
19:00 <British^Meat> im really not into soccer games
19:00 <British^Meat> i want Worms firstly
20:00 <couleurs> u suk
20:00 <Pieter> im sure youve got em
21:00 <British^Meat> nah mate
21:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!
21:00 <British^Meat> its YOU that suck MATE
21:00 <British^Meat> down with fifa
21:00 <British^Meat> sif buy ps4 just 4 fifa, chu nuts
21:00 <TheRon> nba 2k15?
22:00 <Pieter> i had that , i want nba live 15
23:00 <couleurs> irc live 15
24:00 <TheRon> goggle earth has stolen my idea, a bunch of pissed blokes sitting around watching tv, i had that idea before they did
24:00 <British^Meat> red dead 2015
24:00 <British^Meat> ?
24:00 <British^Meat> goggle earth?
24:00 <TheRon> gogglebox
25:00 <Doodle> its for people underwater
25:00 <TheRon> i knew what i meant damn it
25:00 <couleurs> =p
26:00 <TheRon> hey look i'm having a tap king
26:00 <couleurs> he he man utd rage quit
26:00 <couleurs> Loser!!!!!!
30:00 <couleurs> whats' a tap king
34:00 <couleurs> Test
34:00 <Fall> tap kings are rad
44:00 <British^Meat> soton
45:00 <TheRon> listen all y'all this is sabotage
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beastie Boys - Sabotage.mp3 (2.72MB 128kbps Stereo 2:58)
48:00 <Pieter> theres no more zone 2 in melbourne now wtf
49:00 <British^Meat> wassat?
49:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EQNgK8r7SM
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey (Official Video) (Nov 21, 2012) 2:30 - Category: Music - 115,676 views - 315 likes (94.9%), 17 dislikes (5.1%)
49:00 <Pieter> our public transport was made up of 3 zones , each zone had its own price :/
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey.mp3 (3.39MB 128kbps Stereo 3:42)
50:00 <Pieter> then it became 2 now its all zone 1 pricing:)
50:00 <Pieter> hey wait , that automatically fucks the people doing short trips in zone 2:)
52:00 <Pieter> gonna go get mah maccas before this storm comes in
53:00 <TheRon> the cars - my best friends girl
58:00 <British^Meat> ahhh, zoneage
58:00 <British^Meat> i get
58:00 <Fall> detaching
08:00 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <TheRon> and we were just slipping along
08:00 <Twisted64> love that one
10:00 <couleurs> huh
10:00 <TheRon> teflon
11:00 <couleurs> ok
11:00 <Twisted64> they were just getting it on
12:00 <couleurs> kool
15:00 <British^Meat> nintendo64
16:00 <Twisted64> goldeneye
17:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
17:00 <British^Meat> perfect dark
17:00 <amsy> hi cc !
17:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <amsy> tired
18:00 <amsy> n u?
18:00 <couleurs> me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <TheRon> there is freedom within, there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
19:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip
21:00 <Twisted64> It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down
21:00 <TheRon> rebecca black??
21:00 <Twisted64> No, just quoting her :P
24:00 <couleurs> =p
24:00 <amsy> xD
24:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok and they worlds your oyster
25:00 <TheRon> there should be a quarantine on travellers to thailand, stop a lot of STI's getting thru\
27:00 <Pieter> holy fuck im inlove with captain risky
29:00 <Twisted64> I like the bit next to the helicopter when he's trying to point at the camera and misses for a second.
36:00 <British^Meat> lylat wars
38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSYUpIxxA8g
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: mytheresa.com TUNES Alexa Chung Blue Denim (Jan 7, 2015) 4:47 - Category: Howto & Style - 32,248 views - 283 likes (95.6%), 13 dislikes (4.4%)
38:00 <couleurs> nice 1
40:00 <Pieter> i want to fuck you couleurs
41:00 <Pieter> =p
42:00 <TheRon> now don't be sad cause 2 out of 3 aint bad
42:00 <couleurs> Gross Pieter 
43:00 <Pieter> you want me
43:00 <couleurs> do not
43:00 <Christopher> lol
43:00 <Twisted64> that's a pretty cool video, can't hear it of course
44:00 <couleurs> #chungster4lyfe
44:00 <Christopher> i gotta be the laziest
45:00 <Christopher> hows u all?
45:00 <amsy> lmao
45:00 <Christopher> amsy
46:00 <amsy> chris
46:00 <Christopher> cool :)
46:00 <couleurs> :) cool
46:00 <Christopher> cooking chips
47:00 <couleurs> corn chips
47:00 <Christopher> nah
47:00 <Christopher> cooleurs
48:00 <couleurs> ruels
48:00 <TheRon> our house, in the middle of our street
48:00 <Christopher> lols
49:00 <Twisted64> it was where we used to... something
59:00 <Christopher> some soccer thing starts tonite
59:00 <Twisted64> asia cup!
59:00 <Christopher> yep
00:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
02:00 <Twisted64> don't you go out in the rain
02:00 <TheRon> adam and the ants - stand and deliver
06:00 <Sponge> amsy are you all about hte bass, no treble?
06:00 <Sponge> slap her - children react
07:00 <TheRon> if the kid is still srying you're not hitting it hard enough
07:00 <amsy> no
08:00 <TheRon> no?
09:00 <couleurs> no
09:00 <TheRon> if you wanna be a passenger
10:00 <TheRon> then climb aboard with me we're leaving now
19:00 <TheRon> the cure - close to me
23:00 <Pieter> lumeah lumeah poooomeah
24:00 <Lumeah> Ho piety. 
24:00 <Lumeah> Hi. 
25:00 <Sponge> amsy were they showing the babbadook in a local cinema
26:00 <Pieter> Hi!
31:00 <amsy> no
32:00 <couleurs> :) cool
33:00 <Pieter> massive waterslide in melbournes cbd ?
34:00 <couleurs> you're mom's a massive waterslide
37:00 <couleurs> -- amsy 
37:00 <Pieter> not funny amsy
38:00 <Pieter> couLEURS
38:00 <Pieter> EVEN
38:00 <Pieter> fuckin trick me:/
38:00 <couleurs> lmao
40:00 <amsy> lmao
40:00 <Pieter> are you celebrating elvis at the moment couleurs ?
40:00 <Pieter> are you a hardcore elvis nut ?
41:00 <couleurs> yes
41:00 <Pieter> i knew it
42:00 <couleurs> =p
44:00 <couleurs> u jelly?
49:00 <couleurs> Good !
58:00 <Pieter> you are what you eat
59:00 <Pieter> does that make me a pussy? :/
59:00 <Pieter> cos I know youre a dick =p
09:00 <couleurs> i'm not a dick you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <Pieter> are you sure????
10:00 <Pieter> go look in the mirror just incase!
10:00 <Pieter> if you waddle in sideways on things that resemble wheels , THEYRE YOUR BALLS!
10:00 <Pieter> =p
12:00 <couleurs> K
13:00 <Dooodle> L
14:00 <couleurs> hi Datsun
14:00 <Pieter> gotta try this dustbuster , specific for pet hair , i been patting fluff a lil too much just so i can test it
14:00 <Pieter> gotta get some buried in the carpet!
14:00 <Dooodle> sup g
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <amsy> roodle
15:00 <Dooodle> hai amsypoos o/
18:00 <couleurs> i got chocolate
18:00 <couleurs> n u
18:00 <Dooodle> bottle of water
19:00 <couleurs> saucey meatbol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid weather ... real feel 5 degrees?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think not
25:00 <couleurs> =p
25:00 <Dooodle> lol
26:00 <Dooodle> bendigo flooded
26:00 <Bastardly_One> as long as I don't get rain for a couple of hours I'm happy
27:00 <Dooodle> you will
27:00 <Dooodle> big rain coming
28:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have stuff to do too ... 
29:00 <couleurs> me 2
31:00 <Pieter> VOTE FOR CAPTAIN RISKY AS PM
32:00 <FredFlinstone> oh goawd
32:00 <couleurs> who...
35:00 <Pieter> captain risky
36:00 <Pieter> havent you seen the budget direct tv commercial ?
36:00 <Pieter> any fool can drive a car i can fly a car
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what is it with drug addicts and television?
37:00 <Pieter> dumb n dumber is on chan go
37:00 <Pieter> :)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed most of them need the telly to survive
37:00 <Christopher> i dont
38:00 <FredFlinstone> nah its in here
39:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, you're also not an opiate addict or into downers really 
40:00 <couleurs> you're dumb and dumber Pieter 
42:00 <nate> pieter is pierfect
42:00 <Pieter> !
43:00 <nate> theres 2 dooles in the channel!
43:00 <nate> plus d
43:00 <nate> pieter what have u been up 2?
44:00 <couleurs> A new study published in the journal Personality and Individual Differences has revealed that men who take a lot of selfies will score much higher on tests looking for signs of psychopathy.
44:00 <Pieter> nate: up to you baibee
44:00 <nate> i thought taking pride in your physical appearance was healthy
45:00 <couleurs> NOPE
45:00 <nate> lol!
45:00 <Pieter> i already know im a psychopath
45:00 <Pieter> =)
45:00 <nate> pieter does the snap chats on the toilet
45:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, that comes from the fact serial killers are meant to be narcisits
45:00 <Dooodle> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> spelt correctly
45:00 <Pieter> nothing wrong with that
46:00 <nate> pieter is hanging low!
47:00 <nate> took the ol pooche for a walk, it then laid on the ground having a resty poo, i was like fork off you dawg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> a dog I had lost his mind a bit ... would go to the toilet in his sleep
48:00 <nate> submarine dog, discharging everywhere!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <nate> how can u tell a woman is old bastardly one? what are some signs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a vivid dreamer too ... always making noise and twitching and stuff ... My theory is he just did the same thing with going to the toilet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the female race has an AVO on me
50:00 <FredFlinstone> she likes him
50:00 <FredFlinstone> she must be blind
50:00 <FredFlinstone> deaf and dumb
50:00 <nate> i enjoy looking at the tops of their hands, because they never take care of that part and it gets alot of sun;l
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hands used to be a good place to start but now the way people live hands tend to age quick
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I notice hands though
52:00 <B_Real> time to crack a solo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to look good enough to look great in the right places :P
52:00 <nate> b_real watching glee?
52:00 <B_Real> no, I'm not a faggot
53:00 <nate> could be just bi curious?
53:00 <B_Real> bike-curious
53:00 <nate> local town bike?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be guessing nate wants to tag team Flynn and Kirk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and how do I know those cunts names?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's shocking I know that
54:00 <nate> if we have the lights on, its all possible, i like to see what i eat
54:00 <B_Real> Yea I've been around the block a few times
54:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
54:00 <FredFlinstone> where did that cum from?
54:00 <nate> i fucking downloaded into the woods, omg now thats queer
54:00 <Christopher> fried
55:00 <FredFlinstone> no good?
55:00 <nate> they sing all the time in it
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I like fantasy
55:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
55:00 <nate> dont mention that in the previews lol
55:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
55:00 <FredFlinstone> course not
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, have you seen the modern version of Romeo and Juliet?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the singing dude on the stairs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <nate> scum bags what will they do next assassinate jim jung ong in a movie
56:00 <nate> ohh wait :)
56:00 <nate> the movie?
56:00 <nate> 1997 movie?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's the one 
57:00 <nate> leonardo decarpihoe
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that prick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hate him in everything but that
57:00 <nate> he was pretty hot back then, number one crush by garbage was a good song
58:00 <FredFlinstone> di caprio?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
58:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJbXjIEP6rM3
58:00 <FredFlinstone> he was a woos
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Garbage - #1 Crush (Romeo & Juliet Version) (Sep 16, 2008) 4:55 - Category: Music - 626,583 views - likes (99.2%), 32 dislikes (0.8%)
58:00 <FredFlinstone> got more manly with age
58:00 <FredFlinstone> he would have taken in the bum for sure
59:00 <B_Real> nate, have you ever been over at this sluts place thinking about how you're too drunk to get an erection, and then she says to you that you're hanging around so she can fuck you, and then starts swinging & chasing around all the other guests with a kitchen knife?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this song I have on right now is so emo ... but written well 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hostages now in NE France
02:00 <Bastardly_One> now, in a country that is half islam and hates them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this is smelling fishy again 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the french are most racist than anglo saxon australians even
03:00 <B_Real> ffs
03:00 <B_Real> nate, have you ever been over at this sluts place thinking about how you're too drunk to get an erection, and then she says to you that you're hanging around so she can fuck you, and then starts swinging & chasing around all the other guests with a kitchen knife?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
03:00 <nate> chicks are mad indeed
03:00 <nate> but u dont want a boring chick
03:00 <nate> so ehh?!?
03:00 <B_Real> Yea there isn't much you can do eh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ssounds like someone has met my ex
03:00 <B_Real> Just put a soft one to her
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` 
05:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me when I say mental women are not as fun as they sound
06:00 <nate> thats not what ya mum said
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but when you're clocked by a 4x2
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you can punch back
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I did 
06:00 <B_Real> hmm I just looked at my ban evader
07:00 <B_Real> can somebody tell jamie to stop being a shit cunt and take a fucking hint, about not interjecting on conversations, because the /ignore indicates he clearly isn't welcomed to conversation
07:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck is Sia and her pedo song?
07:00 <StrykerX> I love one eed Labor supporters.. Running Abbott into the ground, then I suggest Gillard had commie roots and was trying to implement them
07:00 <StrykerX> They flip out.
07:00 <StrykerX> :')
07:00 <StrykerX> Eyed*
07:00 <nate> get a abbott and gillard look alike to have some hot sex
08:00 <nate> really fuck the country!
08:00 <StrykerX> LOL
08:00 <B_Real> actually simba can you just ban jamie for troublemaking harassment? no? well you're a faggot also
08:00 <StrykerX> Sex vid.. Abbott & Gillard
08:00 <mobius_sock> Please don't.. imagine their offspring
08:00 <Bastardly_One> all Gillard did was take over Rudd's mistakes and she gets crucified for it 
08:00 <nate> they would be on irc, scoring ladies for sure
08:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One...
08:00 <mobius_sock> Walking like robots in budgie smugglers with really annoying voices and red hair
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was really mostly Rudd's mistakes
09:00 <StrykerX> Maybe you need to look into her and her background a bit more...
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she didn't do anything except sound like a canteen lady
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Stryker, her background ... for sure 
09:00 <nate> u would motorboat her b1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she wasn't given the chance to implement shit thankfully
09:00 <StrykerX> Prime example.. Carbon tax. What's she do with the money? Give it to people on the dole. Not try and fix the country.
09:00 <StrykerX> Give it to dole bludgers.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she did nothing but sit around and look stupid IMO
10:00 <StrykerX> And that voice.. God.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Labour always like to look socially aware
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and fail 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> notice that?
10:00 <StrykerX> You can't tax the workers, give it to the bludgers
10:00 <nate> gag her stryker then she can play call of duty with you all night ohh yes :)
10:00 <StrykerX> Then expect everyone to be cool with wealth redistribution.
10:00 <StrykerX> nate.. No. Just no.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be someone out there that has a clue what they're doing in politics
11:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe this nxt shit might be ok 
11:00 <B_Real> with the labor gov fucking away $500 billion for all sorts of "good spirited" hair brained hippy bullshit that won't amount to anything (and is behaviour you'd expect from a teenager with a credit card), its no surprise that our next prime minister from the opposing party comes up with statements like "the age of entitlement is over"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Nicky is a funny man 
11:00 <nate> grey pubic hair is back in this year!
12:00 <B_Real> tony abbott is just a stupid dad
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we should all make obscure senate choices
12:00 <mobius_sock> Comes across more as a grandpa to me
12:00 <mobius_sock> One who lost his marbles many many years ago
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that ... in the hope it fucks with the 2 party majority senate
13:00 <nate> i havnt heard a thing about tourism lately
13:00 <nate> with aussie dollar worth fuck all
13:00 <nate> surely they can get ppl over
14:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd want to come here?
14:00 <StrykerX> Australian tourism is fucked.
14:00 <StrykerX> Our dollar is worth jack.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> a country is usually judged on it's leader too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're a joke 
14:00 <mobius_sock> 81 cents is not low enough, but it is bettern than 100
14:00 <nate> imma setup a kangaroo petting zoo, make loads of dosh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is laughing at us
14:00 <B_Real> nate, tourism is booming atm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought of a great cable television show to make a packet out of 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but maybe it's only amusing to me 
15:00 <nate> so they dont back something that is booming, ride that shit
15:00 <StrykerX> Our political system is a joke too.
15:00 <StrykerX> Our polly's haven't got a clue.
15:00 <couleurs> i'm booming
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the westminster system isn't appropriate anymore
15:00 <Bastardly_One> totally agree
16:00 <StrykerX> I mean fuck, our current and previous treasureres don't even have a degree in economics!
16:00 <nate> sydney to hobart in couleurs room tonite
16:00 <StrykerX> How can they have a hope of running a COUNTRY?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Joe Hockey was a good man once too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> He's helped the family out when in another portfolio
16:00 <Bastardly_One> really helped them fight a particular cause
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but now the cunt has become ... well, a cunt
17:00 <StrykerX> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> I'm ashamed of how our country has been represented for the last 10 yrs.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if the liberal party wanted to stay in power though they'd hand over to Turnball
18:00 <StrykerX> Gillard/Rudd then now Abbott.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy actually has a clue
18:00 <mobius_sock> Tony's influence has damaged the reputation of quite a few decent people.. I presume part of it is to actually make sure he doesn't look like the only idiot
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm so left I slant to the left when I walk 
18:00 <B_Real> Howard4lyf nigger
18:00 <StrykerX> Yeah. Turnbull is the libs only hope.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but Turnball would rock
18:00 <B_Real> He was actually a great pm
19:00 <B_Real> Compared to Gillard, Krudd and Abbot
19:00 <StrykerX> Howard was the best thing to happen to Australia in recent/semi-recent times.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Mal just made one mistake
19:00 <Bastardly_One> leaving the labour party
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he is the most lefty liberal ever
20:00 <nate> this political talk must make the girls panties wet
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and even then he's probably centric rather than left or right
20:00 <mobius_sock> Turnbull is just too moderate to succeed in our polarised political system
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's very centric when it comes down to it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's the man to get shit done in the current climate IMO
22:00 <B_Real> If turnbull wants to be leader, maybe he should start being a leader
22:00 <nate> what can the aging population do to help out, can they work out a system to help people, help others, world peace baby
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't want it or he'd be acting like one a long time ago 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he is the smart choice though
22:00 <mobius_sock> The caucus would never have it
22:00 <mobius_sock> He had his chance and he blew it by not being controllable or predictable
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he went a bit too left in trying then ... this is true
23:00 <mobius_sock> Being himself might make him a decent person, but not a leader that the party wants
23:00 <StrykerX> Instead we're stuck with fuckwits
23:00 <StrykerX> It's wonderful.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not decent to the nerds
23:00 <nate> wonderbar!
23:00 <B_Real> mobius_sock, exactly
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the one that fucked NBN
24:00 <B_Real> StrykerX, exactly
24:00 <mobius_sock> Somebody had to pedal it, he was nominated
24:00 <Bastardly_One> look, I like the man 
24:00 <mobius_sock> You really think he believes in it when his investments are in gpon overseas?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and like I said, I am that far left I slant when I walk 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think Mal is a proper politician in a lot of ways
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and a good one in a lot of ways
25:00 <StrykerX> NBN is useless as we'll simply hit the speed barrier when data is coming from overseas.
25:00 <StrykerX> If the server is in Australia, it'll be epic.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and you and I were saying last night *nods*
25:00 <StrykerX> Otherwise, ADSL2 is sufficent.
25:00 <nate> all they will do is raise gst this year, and say job done:)
25:00 <StrykerX> Yup.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what annoys me 
26:00 <mobius_sock> Next term, they can't flip on that oen
26:00 <Bastardly_One> on paper we are the cheapest country in terms of living 
26:00 <StrykerX> It's like a LAN for those who don't get it.. It's quick if the other system is local
26:00 <mobius_sock> Up to the other parties to ensure we understand that inevitability if we give then a second term
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so they think they can add hikes to GST and whatnot
26:00 <StrykerX> But once it's external, you're restricted by your connection speed.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but are wages increased and whatnot?
26:00 <nate> what is newzeald up 2, can we copy them more?
26:00 <B_Real> You know one massive issue with our country. People who aren't implicated in a policy have a say in it. I was reading the paper from out at home, and saw an article about a petition to install a speed camera on a stretch of highway and reduce the speedlimit from 60 to 40. I got curious about these people and checked into them, and none of the people the newspaper photoed or named actually hold drivers licenses or live anywhere near the highway. Why 
26:00 <B_Real> the fuck are they being heard?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> NZ is ran by the US ... the CIA test internet shit out there all the time 
27:00 <StrykerX> It's like that, B_Real
27:00 <StrykerX> Speed humps on the street I live in a PRIME example
27:00 <StrykerX> Everyone I've asked said they didn't want them
28:00 <StrykerX> (2/3 of the street)
28:00 <StrykerX> Guess what? We got them anyway.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet none of them when to the council meeting though
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and voted against them
28:00 <StrykerX> No, we got a chance to vote by post
28:00 <nate> i saw today on the highway a excel with a sticker the closer you get the slower i go, he/she was doing 90 on the highway, that is class:)
28:00 <Nikky`> My street has them 
28:00 <StrykerX> Makes me wonder how many of them actually voted.
29:00 <StrykerX> The concept came up when a street race went wrong.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> none by the sounds 
29:00 <StrykerX> 200km/h, one of the drivers lost control and knocked a crossover out of the ground.
29:00 <StrykerX> Killing himself instant.
29:00 <B_Real> There was another one a year or two ago, about "no shooting in our national parks". There was massive outcry about it, mostly from people who don't actually enter national parks like... ever... because they're too fat and have to many cats at home to worry about. And they completely ignored the facts of the proposal, that it was to shift pest animal control like horses and wild pigs, so that instead of the state paying for it, people buy hunting 
29:00 <StrykerX> Instantly*
29:00 <B_Real> licenses from the state and even hunt under the supervision of a npws officer. But apparently its ok for the gov to fuck away millions on achieving the same outcome.
30:00 <nate> talking about kulling?
30:00 <StrykerX> Of course, B_Real
30:00 <nate> i love the chopper one :D
30:00 <StrykerX> I can't stand do-gooders.
31:00 <StrykerX> They are fucking the country something terribly.
31:00 <B_Real> The protesters were sympathetic to animals losing life, and didn't appreciate that it already occurs in a more costly manner to the gov and therefore the people in tax revenues.
31:00 <B_Real> Absolute. Fucking. Dumb. Cunts.
31:00 <StrykerX> "Oh I have a Bachelor of Arts, I'm smart"
31:00 <Dooodle> whats a hunting licence
31:00 <Dooodle> and npws
31:00 <B_Real> npws = national parks & wildlife service
31:00 <StrykerX> No, you're an indecisive dumbcunt.
32:00 <B_Real> hunting licenses are issued by the department of primary industries, nsw
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like Dooodle said
32:00 <nate> hunting for poonani, doodle now requires a license
32:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooo <3
32:00 <Dooodle> yeah
32:00 <Dooodle> nsw
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: people down here don't give a fuck ... they do it anyway
32:00 <Dooodle> nobody here cares
32:00 <Dooodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
32:00 <StrykerX> rofl
32:00 <B_Real> You should. I'm sure that people who have no relevance to a debate are entitled to their dumbass say on it. Jamie is probably doing that right now about the things I say. Shut the fuck up Jamie.
33:00 <StrykerX> Couple of my neighbours have air rifles. Always hear em going off Sunday mornings.
33:00 <nate> doodle you hot there or what!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> duck hunting season we get more endangered ducks shot that stuff you're allowed to shoot
33:00 <Dooodle> its 12 degrees
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one down here seems to give a shit
33:00 <Dooodle> ish
33:00 <StrykerX> Dunno what they're shooting
33:00 <StrykerX> But yer
33:00 <nate> definately hot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> real feel 8 degrees
33:00 <Dooodle> er
33:00 <StrykerX> Yeah it's fair cold aye
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and that rain is fucking annoying
33:00 <Dooodle> lots of people give a shit about non game ducks being shot
33:00 <Dooodle> including the govt
34:00 <StrykerX> 14 degrees here apparently.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being a dick 
34:00 <nate> jump in the shower cool down a little :)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> back in my 20s when I gave a shit about life I used to try to save those duckehs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was part of animal lib and crap back then
34:00 <Dooodle> :/
34:00 <mobius_sock> doctor who has headcrabs in it
34:00 <nate> did u streak thru the forrest with nothing on bastardly one?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no, but we'd go pick them up and try and save them
35:00 <B_Real> Freshwater shell fish are something thats highly unregulated. Probably many species caught that are critically endangered. But thats ok, its not the first time we've done that. AU considers minke whale to be critically endangered, while the UN says its "least concern". AU considers bluefin tuna "least concern" but the UN says its critically endangered. But thats only because we like eating tuna, and we don't like eating whale. But its not racist 
35:00 <B_Real> for us to tell Japan how they should live in their own culture and territory
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like aroudn the lakes of the mallee region
35:00 <nate> was there a girl you liked or something?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... I used to take my crusades into action
36:00 <Dooodle> freshwater shellfish are regulated here
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if I believed in something I'd try and be active about it 
36:00 <B_Real> Yes, you can bag x number per day regardless of species if you hold a fishing license.
36:00 <B_Real> It doesn't matter if they're critically endangered
36:00 <Dooodle> not regardless of species
36:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what Dooodle said
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not even in NZ ... I've watched that fisheries show!
37:00 <nate> what did doodle say, SPURT!*!*!
37:00 <B_Real> http://www.dpi.nsw.gov.au/fisheries/recreational/regulations/fw/fw-bag-and-size
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you've scallops mate? you're knicked!
37:00 <Dooodle> we're not in nsw dick
37:00 <Dooodle> every state has different regs
37:00 <mobius_sock> We can regulate all we want, it is enforcement that proves to be very difficult
37:00 <Dooodle> and we dont give a fk about nsw regs
37:00 <B_Real> This is true yes
37:00 <B_Real> Who regulates fishing in vic?
38:00 <Dooodle> dept of environment, land, water and planning
38:00 <StrykerX> DPI
38:00 <Dooodle> no
38:00 <B_Real> http://www.depi.vic.gov.au/fishing-and-hunting/recreational-fishing/catch-limits-and-closed-seasons/crustaceans/spiny-freshwater-crayfish-all-species-other-than-glenelg-spiny-freshwater-crayfish
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right ... I thought we still had wildlife and fisheries dept
38:00 <B_Real> Hmm, I wonder what they mean "all species but murry and glenelg"
38:00 <B_Real> Cause that there says you can fish "all species"
38:00 <StrykerX> Depi sorry.
38:00 <Dooodle> you said all freshwater shellfish, not crustaceans
39:00 <StrykerX> I think
39:00 <Dooodle> its not depi
39:00 <Dooodle> hasnt been since jan 1
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh, my bad.
39:00 <StrykerX> So, for a week?
39:00 <Dooodle> yup
39:00 <StrykerX> lol
39:00 <StrykerX> I haven't fished since last year and it was DEPI then!
39:00 <B_Real> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellfish
39:00 <B_Real> "Shellfish is a culinary and fisheries term for exoskeleton-bearing aquatic invertebrates used as food, including various species of molluscs, crustaceans, and echinoderms."
39:00 <B_Real> Seriously, do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
40:00 <Dooodle> do you?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> taco knows all 
40:00 <Dooodle> you go on about nsw regs like it matters here
40:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you worked that out by now Rob?
40:00 <Dooodle> then have a sook when you get pulled up
40:00 <B_Real> Well I just happened to point out that the vic regulations are basically the same
40:00 <Dooodle> theyre not
40:00 <B_Real> And that my point is still valid
40:00 <Bastardly_One> my god
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it must be a NSW thing
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish is a fuckwit know it all too
41:00 <Christopher> yep
41:00 <B_Real> Dooodle, please reread point and stop being a dick.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a part of Dooodle's job
41:00 <Dooodle> so you say freshwater shellfish aren't regulated in vic, then post all the regulations?
41:00 <mobius_sock> Pretty sure that is most people on the interwebs
41:00 <Dooodle> ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> to  know this kind of shit 
41:00 <Dooodle> good argumnt
41:00 <Pieter> YOUR MUMS A SHELLFISH!
41:00 <Christopher> lols
41:00 <mobius_sock> Anybody with google and wikipedia at theri fingertips thinks it replaces decades of academia
42:00 <B_Real> Dooodle, actually I do believe I said exactly...
42:00 <Pieter> people relying on wikipedia replaces the encyclopedia!
42:00 <StrykerX> Oh god.
42:00 <StrykerX> It's junkie hour.
42:00 <B_Real> <B_Real> Freshwater shell fish are something thats highly unregulated. Probably many species caught that are critically endangered
42:00 <Christopher> shut up StrykerX
42:00 <B_Real> I didnt' say they were entirely unregulated
42:00 <Pieter> prawns are shell fish
42:00 <StrykerX> Unless he goes for another "bike ride" to his dealers.
42:00 <Pieter> lobster is shellfish
42:00 <B_Real> I implied that more regulation is required
42:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of high cunts
42:00 <B_Real> Are you too stupid to understand that?
42:00 <StrykerX> Sup Christopher?
42:00 <Pieter> theres all kinds of shellfish
43:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
43:00 <Christopher> kewl couleurs
43:00 <Pieter> pfft couleurs you want my babies
43:00 <nate> babies "testicals"?
43:00 <Dooodle> its pretty stricltly regulated, fisheries vic would take issue with that staement considering all the people who have penalties applied and equipment confiscated over abalone
44:00 <Dooodle> freshwater or salt its regulated pretty closely
44:00 <Bastardly_One> abalone is big money down south
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and is highly regulated
44:00 <B_Real> Dooodle, I was simply trying to make the point that more species of shellfish should be forbidden from being caught entirely, because they're critically endangered.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
44:00 <B_Real> ie. more regulation required
44:00 <Dooodle> if you really have a problem with the regulations, why dont you lobby your member of parliament or write to the minister? cos sooking on irc is easier?
45:00 <B_Real> oh right, you've been proven wrong and stupid numerous times now, so you take to accusing of "sooking on irc"
45:00 <B_Real> How is being a child, working out for you?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wrote to Katherine King over irc 
45:00 <Dooodle> i work with the regulations every day
45:00 <Dooodle> theyre pretty strict
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she told me not to worry the liberals were gonna shut down the net anyway
46:00 <Dooodle> and designed so the fish populations are sustainable
46:00 <Nikky`> I work with your face everyday
46:00 <Nikky`> :P
46:00 <Dooodle> re00www
46:00 <Nikky`> haha
46:00 <B_Real> Sure you do. You struggled to mention who regulates them, or what is considered "shell fish"
46:00 <nate> groin in face!
46:00 <B_Real> Please tell me more because I was born yesterday
46:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him where you work 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it might shut him up
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like the dept
47:00 <nate> B real works the street corner:)
47:00 <Dooodle> i told you who regulates them
47:00 <Dooodle> 3 times
47:00 <mobius_sock> I'm a leg man
49:00 <nate> hairy leg man?
49:00 <B_Real> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120627151123/spongefan/images/e/e8/ImaginationLand_.PNG
49:00 <StrykerX> nate
49:00 <StrykerX> Are you normal?
49:00 <StrykerX> Stupid question given it's IRC
49:00 <mobius_sock> Not too fussed.. unless they are like monkey hairy
49:00 <StrykerX> But yer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just gay Stryker
49:00 <StrykerX> Or that.
50:00 <nate> hungry for love!
50:00 <mobius_sock> I like strong sturdy legs mostly.. a girl that can drag my unconscious body over a mountain pass is the girl for me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he is ... haven't you seen him before?
50:00 <StrykerX> I have
50:00 <Bastardly_One> camper than a row of tents
50:00 <StrykerX> He ruined my momentum last time he was on here
50:00 <StrykerX> I couldn't focus on my trolling quota for that night.
50:00 <nate> moanmemtum
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... good work 
51:00 <nate> i need a dwink, pepsi max, so then i can have choccys with it!
51:00 <nate> hahaaha gag
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking yuck
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cadbury plain chocolate and coke mix alright 
52:00 <StrykerX> I could go a block of choccy
52:00 <StrykerX> Cbf hitting the shops though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to shortly
52:00 <nate> hit it babe!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cancer shticks
53:00 <StrykerX> Yer my stocks getting low on the stress sticks
53:00 <Nikky`> I could be bothered hitting you
53:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and the irony is I'll be huffing and puffing by the time I get there
53:00 <StrykerX> You can hit me anyday ;)
53:00 <Nikky`> Oooh yeah 
53:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
54:00 <Dooodle> Following the introduction of new regulations to protect Spiny freshwater crayfish in New South Wales, Fisheries Victoria has introduced identical regulations for northern Victoria. These regulations, established by a Fisheries Notice, are intended to protect Victorian populations from increased fishing effort that may result from displaced effort from NSW fi
54:00 <Dooodle> there you go mate
54:00 <Dooodle> your friends are saved
55:00 <doctor> if they weren't supposed to be eaten they'd develop their own methods to fight back
55:00 <mobius_sock> Pinchy! <3
55:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, well said!
55:00 <Nikky`> I am going to pretend I am pinchy 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I love fish ... shell fish not so much or other seafood ... fish is meant for me to eat though
56:00 <doctor> yeah, i've got some tuna for dindins
56:00 <mobius_sock> Well if we are lucky enough to see out this experiment of ours, much of the marine ecosystem may collapse before then
56:00 <doctor> i'll let other peoples' kids worry about it
56:00 <B_Real> <B_Real> Well I just happened to point out that the vic regulations are basically the same
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, enough water and fishies for me 
56:00 <B_Real> <Dooodle> theyre not
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll die soon enough
57:00 <Dooodle> theyre not the same
57:00 <Dooodle> northern vic perhaps
57:00 <Dooodle> but not south of the great divide
57:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what you call north too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> like near the murray might as well be NSW
57:00 <Bastardly_One> makes more sense 
58:00 <Dooodle> north is north of the great divide
58:00 <StrykerX> I'm going to throw a dumb question out there
58:00 <StrykerX> But why only north?
59:00 <Dooodle> it says right there
59:00 <StrykerX> Is this where most of this fishing type occurs?
59:00 <Dooodle>  These regulations, established by a Fisheries Notice, are intended to protect Victorian populations from increased fishing effort that may result from displaced effort from NSW fishers
59:00 <StrykerX> Oh, the last bit was cut off
59:00 <Dooodle> so nsw people coming over the border
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ...
59:00 <StrykerX> All good.
00:00 <Zade> how was your day Nikky`?
00:00 <StrykerX> Like I said, dumb question. :P
00:00 <Dooodle> nah
00:00 <Nikky`> It was ok - most exciting part was driving to Geelong
00:00 <Bastardly_One> alright ... time to go invest another 2 thousand dollars in my death ... that's how much cigs are a pack now
00:00 <Nikky`> ok that isnt exciting
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's rude the gov makes it cost more to kill yourself
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 17.50 for a pack of 20s is robbery
01:00 <Zade> i had a meeting in bendigo today
01:00 <Dooodle> fk 17.50
01:00 <Dooodle> go to coles mang
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep at coles
01:00 <Nikky`> quit smoking
01:00 <Dooodle> get cheaper ones
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ and ^^
01:00 <StrykerX> Coles is good value
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh cheaper gives me a headache ... for some reason 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> PJs ... I like harsh
02:00 <Pieter> people still pay for tailor made cigarettes ?:/
02:00 <Pieter> YOU LOT MUST BE RICH YO
02:00 <Pieter> LOADED!!!!
02:00 <Dooodle> richer than you m8
02:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off junkie
02:00 <StrykerX> Speak only when spat at
02:00 <StrykerX> We clear?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am loaded for someone on welfare
02:00 <Dooodle> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> never have to bot off anyone
02:00 <Pieter> can i pinch a tailor moite
02:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike most of you cunts
02:00 <StrykerX> Go bleed out in a gutter somewhere.
03:00 <StrykerX> I have never botted.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hand out tailors to people I feel sorry for 
03:00 <couleurs> you're dumb and dumber Pieter 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like those poor old cunts you see scumming them out of bins and shit
03:00 <nate> handing out cancer stix how lovely
03:00 <mobius_sock> At least they aren't spending a few thousand a year on them
03:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, let me change that to those here on welfare
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to live within my means and pay my bills and ... ya know
04:00 <StrykerX> lol oki
04:00 <Bastardly_One> normal stuff
04:00 <Nikky`> I am rich.. I got paid today
04:00 <mobius_sock> With cupcakes?
04:00 <Pieter> couleurs: EAT MY POO!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is a good example ... he thinks I'm a charity
04:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, broke tomorrow?
04:00 <StrykerX> lolol
05:00 <nate> pokies are awesome!
06:00 <nate> sports bet even better
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so my housemate thinks
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well not sports bet but the pokies
06:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb arsed cunt
06:00 <nate> go down with him slay a dragon b1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's for fools 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> rather chuck my money in the bin
07:00 <Nikky`> lol something like that StrykerX
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ok for those that think and have the money to waste but how many people are like that?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're usually lower income people hoping one day to get that jackpot
08:00 <Bastardly_One> meanwhile pumping thousands down the drain
08:00 <StrykerX> That $100k has to go off one day
08:00 <StrykerX> Meanwhile $250k later..
08:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the old saying
09:00 <Bastardly_One> live in hope and die in despair
09:00 <mobius_sock> The margins are actually fairly slim, but the probability is that you will always lose if you keep on playing
09:00 <Zade> no but i am sure you are going to tell us 
09:00 <mobius_sock> That or they say the machine was faulty and deny the winnings.. which happens way too often for comfort
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the only time I've ever done it was with a tourist friend at the casino
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had a limit and came out even somehow which was unexpected
10:00 <nate> history is easily forgotten or remembered incorrectly:)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but that hardly counts ... didn't even enjoy it
11:00 <nate> it was only 20$ i lost not 2,000
11:00 <StrykerX> Dad put in $3 once
11:00 <nate> haha:)
11:00 <StrykerX> Pulled out $13k
11:00 <StrykerX> That train hyperlink, top jackpot
11:00 <StrykerX> Lucky prick.
11:00 <StrykerX> Took them 45 min to verify it before they'd write the cheque
11:00 <mobius_sock> And thus the sales pitch works its magic... 'I heard somebody won big'
11:00 <StrykerX> I was sure they'd tell him it was a fauly
11:00 <nate> stryker you roll him in the carpark for it?
11:00 <StrykerX> Fault*
11:00 <mobius_sock> Yeah while almost everybody else lost
12:00 <StrykerX> Yup
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd hate to be the big winner on one in say a junky area wouldn't you?
12:00 <StrykerX> They say the machine returns 87%/92% depending on the venue
12:00 <StrykerX> But they don't say over what time
12:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the paranoia until you got out of there
12:00 <StrykerX> Life of the machine? A year?
12:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, I don't think there's any near Pieter
12:00 <StrykerX> So the world's safe.
12:00 <mobius_sock> The probability remains the same irrespective of timeframe
13:00 <nate> what is the payout rate 19%?
13:00 <nate> minimum?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... there is one near him if he's in the same area
13:00 <StrykerX> Those poor souls..
13:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently there's a magnet trick that works with machines
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but sounds highly unlikely to me 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe if mechanised like the old original ones
14:00 <Bastardly_One> don't see how computerised ones would be that affected by magnets
14:00 <nate> can it reset the payout levels?
14:00 <nate> :D
15:00 <Bastardly_One> some shit like that nate
15:00 <mobius_sock> Probably like how you could get free calls from older payphones by cutting the ground wire, etc
15:00 <Bastardly_One> saw it around YouTube but dunno
15:00 <mobius_sock> Lots of tricks with older electro-mechanical machines
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you could do it with tinfoil piss easy in the 80s mobius
15:00 <nate> best idea is to watch a machine, wait till someone loses all their money and u have a shot:)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or have a hacker nerd friend working a telstra exchange :D
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I was lucky in the early days of modems and shit 
16:00 <nate> u got lucky?
16:00 <nate> eyeesss
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I always know when the housemate "feels lucky"
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it means pretend I have nothing until his next payday
18:00 <nate> does he get a prossie over?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> means it's blown on the pokies
18:00 <mobius_sock> five day fapathon?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can run with pokies for a week
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the things
19:00 <Bastardly_One> most gullible addiction ever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just give your money to me instead
20:00 <mobius_sock> Indeed.. can even provide a couple percent growth per annum back
20:00 <couleurs> gimme all of you're money diss a stick up
21:00 <nate> sounds erotic
21:00 <nate> good porno line
21:00 <nate> walk into b1's lan party, and say gimme all your bandwidth!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
22:00 <Bastardly_One> thems fightin' words!
22:00 <nate> i will download revenge with it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear Lord
23:00 <Bastardly_One> such a fag 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <nate> TokenDa ring ole!
23:00 <TokenDaRing> stop talking about yourself Bastardly_One
23:00 <TokenDaRing> god
23:00 <TokenDaRing> we get it
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you hate yourself, you love yourself
23:00 <nate> rough love hate sex
23:00 <nate> ohh yes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I'm taking advantage of this break in the rain 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the peace for a bit 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> to go neck yourself?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> please do
24:00 <TokenDaRing> also, Bollywood films look just stupid
25:00 <TokenDaRing> all these men trying to pose with ultra serious faces
25:00 <TokenDaRing> then they break into song and dance
25:00 <nate> they got hot bods atleast?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> they look old usually
25:00 <TokenDaRing> or like
25:00 <TokenDaRing> older
25:00 <nate> 30's 40's
25:00 <TokenDaRing> so I dunno
25:00 <TokenDaRing> is that hot?
25:00 <nate> would women find them attractive?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I dunno
26:00 <nate> could u get a pic and put it on hot or not website
26:00 <TokenDaRing> are they into strange 40 year old indian men who dance and sing
26:00 <TokenDaRing> how about no
26:00 <nate> not hot then
26:00 <nate> unless they like curry
26:00 <nate> hmmm spicey
26:00 <TokenDaRing> they all eat curry
26:00 <TokenDaRing> they're indian
26:00 <nate> i mean women
27:00 <nate> the random women, who may like curry
27:00 <B1{MIA}> what a stupid statement ... we must all eat meat pies then as we're australian
27:00 <B1{MIA}> oh yes, I was going 
27:00 <B1{MIA}> *gone*
27:00 <nate> i dunno alot of indians like curry
27:00 <nate> also alot of chinese like rice
27:00 <nate> lol
27:00 <nate> hmm ;D
27:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah B1{MIA}
27:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck off
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope the noose is tied well
28:00 <nate> is b1 a hottie?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> not really
28:00 <TokenDaRing> do you like old men with nose rings?
28:00 <nate> hahaha nose ring
28:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
28:00 <nate> lip ring 2?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> no
28:00 <nate> fuck yes
28:00 <TokenDaRing> he looks about 55
28:00 <nate> 55 is a good number
28:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u0talB9t2Q melbourne.
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SQL - Patchwork (Thankyou City Remix) (May 30, 2011) 3:55 - Category: Music - 4,313 views - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <couleurs> kool
32:00 <zaim> so cool
33:00 <Nikky`> yes I am :P
34:00 <couleurs> =p
34:00 <couleurs> ¯﻿\(ツ)/¯﻿
37:00 <nate> i should have dinner cbf :D
38:00 <Zade> what are you going to cook me nate
39:00 <nate> i did see a lamb cutlet frozen meal i thought it was funny
39:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/R1dW8M4EqYY?t=1m58s
39:00 <couleurs> me irl
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Air Guitar with Bradley Cooper (Jan 5, 2015) 4:51 - Category: Comedy - 2,337,648 views - 16,175 likes (96.1%), 652 dislikes (3.9%)
43:00 <nate> nice
43:00 <nate> nicole kidman interview i saw 10 seconds
43:00 <nate> :L
43:00 <nate> she was gonna get sloppy with jimmy
43:00 <nate> but jimmy was playin video games
43:00 <nate> ohh yes
44:00 <nate> true gamer
44:00 <zaim> mm
44:00 <zaim> the good stuff
44:00 <nate> tuna breath!
45:00 <Nikky`> Yes, the good stuff
48:00 <nate> now i have that song on, damn u couleurs :L
48:00 <couleurs> :D
48:00 <Pieter> big hero 6 dvdscr is out:))
49:00 <nate> what the hell is that
49:00 <nate> better be a porno or no sex for you tonight
50:00 <nate> disney porn!
50:00 <nate> winnah
50:00 <nate> the lady and the tramp
51:00 <nate> heart of gold is better right couleurs?
52:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQfUz6lP2BQ
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - Heart Of Gold (Studio Version) (Dec 25, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 752,955 views - 3,226 likes (97.6%), 78 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <couleurs> probably
53:00 <mobius_sock> So glad they are acknowledging just how awesome japan and japanese animation is
54:00 <couleurs> i already knew that!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <nate> i like how japanese enjoy it, huge market there, so glad ;l
54:00 <mobius_sock> Even if they had that whole pacific war thing and reactor thing and etc etc
54:00 <nate> i like cartoons takes u away from bad acting ;l
54:00 <mobius_sock> Just reading japanese engineering manuals is a hoot.. wish we could all be so naively innocent
54:00 <Pieter> jesus the porn ads on kat.ph are a lil full on hah
55:00 <Digerati> howdy
55:00 <Pieter> the freekin banners grabbed my attention 
55:00 <Digerati> a hard rains a gonna fall
55:00 <nate> pieter u have ad blocker on right?
55:00 <nate> haha
55:00 <Digerati> is it raining in melbourne ?
55:00 <mobius_sock> In some areas yes
55:00 <mobius_sock> More on the way
56:00 <Digerati> its raining here
56:00 <Digerati> essendon
56:00 <nate> whats another good guitar song couleurs
56:00 <Digerati> combemere st :)
56:00 <mobius_sock> Pretty clear up mt dandenong at present
56:00 <Digerati> i live next door to Morans house
56:00 <Digerati> da mafia :)
57:00 <B_Real> Thats weird, because you also live on the moon?
57:00 <amsy> and he lives next door to morons house
57:00 <Digerati> la cosa nostra ! :) hehe
57:00 <mobius_sock> Nice.. Lewis is my dad's second cousin
57:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiC__IjCa2s
57:00 <mobius_sock> Well, was
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N' Roll) (Jun 4, 2012) 12:14 - Category: Music - 11,750,943 views - 207,793 likes (99.2%), 1,670 dislikes (0.8%)
58:00 <couleurs> their u go
58:00 <Digerati> the idiot didn't know my brother was a cop, and dad was in army, show's how naive and stupid people are, he threatened us because of a tree
58:00 <Digerati> fuck some people are funny :)
58:00 <Digerati> he made me laugh
58:00 <DemonsRun> You're funny
58:00 <B_Real> Lunar neighbours are weird eh?
58:00 <DemonsRun> Funny looking!
58:00 <B_Real> I didn't know the moon had trees?
59:00 <B_Real> Also isn't it spelt combermere st?
59:00 <Digerati> beagle was funny to today on cam, out of his mind, wondering around the room in a rant :)
59:00 <Digerati> where the fuck do you people find them ? i thought i was low
59:00 <StrykerX> Holy fuck I'm bored.
59:00 <Digerati> hey stryker mate
00:00 <Loof> crying might help
00:00 <Loof> :P
00:00 <StrykerX> Sup Digerati?
00:00 <Digerati> cry ?
00:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX <3
00:00 <Digerati> hahaha
00:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun <3
00:00 <B_Real> DemonsRun, tits <3
00:00 <Digerati> cry and make others get off on seeing a weakness ?
00:00 <DemonsRun> And you are who?
00:00 <Digerati> fuck off mate
00:00 <DemonsRun> Ahhhh
00:00 <DemonsRun> <3
00:00 <Digerati> i don't cry in front of anyone
01:00 <Digerati> like i said, i see people like meat, kinda like a cop or a doctor does
01:00 <nate> lol
01:00 <StrykerX> You can always tell when a job ad was written by someone who has NO idea about the position they are applying for..
01:00 <StrykerX> Advertising for*
02:00 <nate> stryker jumping the gun;l
02:00 <StrykerX> Key skills;
02:00 <StrykerX> Strong XML & delimited data file formats/structures
02:00 <nate> hop skip and jump into my bed stryker:)
02:00 <StrykerX> Those 2 lines together make no sense.
02:00 <Digerati> i have empathy for people and love, but it has to be reciprocal
02:00 <Digerati> if it aint reciprocal then they can fuck off
03:00 <Digerati> i show respect to peope
03:00 <Loof> how can a person have strong XML skills, it takes half an hour to learn it
03:00 <Digerati> xml ? why not html ?
03:00 <Taco> Loof, are you saying B1 isn't an expert on XML?
03:00 <StrykerX> DA position
03:00 <Digerati> nice and simple
03:00 <StrykerX> HTML isn't relevant
03:00 <nate> b1 is an expert in filling up tacos:)
03:00 <StrykerX> XML isn't exactly rocket science.
03:00 <Taco> You'd like that wouldn't you
03:00 <Taco> You dirty mofo
04:00 <Digerati> xml is advanced
04:00 <nate> yes i would! gizzgasm!
04:00 <Taco> LOL
04:00 <Digerati> i prefer basic shit
04:00 <Taco> MOAR LOL
04:00 <Digerati> i still use netscape composer
04:00 <Digerati> it works
04:00 <Taco> EVEN MOAR LOL
04:00 <nate> i like a nice stool aswell
05:00 <mobius_sock> emacs?
05:00 <StrykerX> Netscape 4.7 <3
05:00 <Digerati> netscape communicator came with composer
05:00 <Digerati> not navigator
05:00 <couleurs> gr8 all the old ppl talking about 90s web design again
05:00 <StrykerX> Navigator was the basic version
05:00 <Taco> I like this app heaps
05:00 <Taco> http://notepad-plus-plus.org/
05:00 <Digerati> communicator was shit
05:00 <StrykerX> Taco, Notepas++ is the bomb!
05:00 <nate> digi arent u opening a tech store, and now software support aswell?:)
05:00 <Digerati> navigator was cool
06:00 <Taco> StrykerX, syntax highlighting for pretty much any lang, yea... its alright eh
06:00 <Digerati> communicator i liked cos of composer
06:00 <StrykerX> I liked Navigator 4.7.. Sit there watching the light swirl around the lighthouse for 3 min
06:00 <StrykerX> Only to drop out <3
06:00 <nate> bastard likes hot data entry positions
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati fuck off ... 1990 wants your skills back 
06:00 <Digerati> i wish they could break composer seperate
06:00 <StrykerX> Taco, it's awesome man.. Saved me plenty of times from 20 min of headaches
06:00 <Digerati> composer is excellent
06:00 <mobius_sock> I use emacs usually but programmers notepad if on the fly
07:00 <Digerati> fucking hate how it comes with communicator
07:00 <Taco> StrykerX, I started using it because it opens really big files. Notepad dies when you ask it to open a 1GB text file
07:00 <bee_girl> ip4c
07:00 <StrykerX> lol
07:00 <Digerati> hotdog is good to
07:00 <StrykerX> Wow.. Hotdog..
07:00 <StrykerX> That takes me back.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> notepad++ for the win
07:00 <Digerati> really basic
07:00 <Digerati> for kids
07:00 <nate> couleurs are your nightmares filled with old people talking about computer code:)
07:00 <couleurs> ps4
07:00 <couleurs> yes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> omg ... 1990 wants it's stuff back Digerati
08:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, what's your best language?
08:00 <StrykerX> Strongest rather.
08:00 <Taco> StrykerX, remember this bad boi
08:00 <Taco> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/QBasic_Opening_Screen.png
08:00 <amsy> old ppl playen 2 button fifa
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cIOeM0IgG0
08:00 <nate> 1990s!
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U-MV016 - East 17 - House of Love (Oct 9, 2007) 4:53 - Category: Music - 637,693 views - 1,299 likes (97.6%), 32 dislikes (2.4%)
08:00 <nate> haha
08:00 <Digerati> 2nd best language is what beagle thinks he programs in
08:00 <Digerati> C
08:00 <bee_girl> oh god
08:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly? an outdate language no longer used ... now? Java I think
09:00 <StrykerX> Taco.. Wow!
09:00 <Digerati> cos he is 2nd rate
09:00 <Digerati> ASM comes first
09:00 <bee_girl> nate wtf
09:00 <StrykerX> That REALLY takes me back
09:00 <Taco> StrykerX, we had to learn QBasic in industrial arts at highschool... that was pretty cool
09:00 <nate> enjoy miss bee!
09:00 <Digerati> i do texas instrument masm stryker
09:00 <Digerati> i got the manuals
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think for a min StrykerX ... I don't think I'm that good at any ... I can do stuff but that doesn't make me excellent ... I was a machine code boy
09:00 <nate> they need to do computer nerd make over shows
09:00 <StrykerX> Java is good
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
10:00 <Digerati> java is great
10:00 <Taco> Except it was already obsolete, and it was still more bleeding edge than the schools own software they used for test marking etc.
10:00 <Digerati> perl to
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
10:00 <Pieter> Captain Risky is awesome
10:00 <bee_girl> i aint clickin that link
10:00 <Pieter> He should be a marvel hero !
10:00 <Digerati> http://www.gayhornymen.com/
10:00 <mobius_sock> qbasic was great back in the day.. spent many a lunch hour creating fake login screens and stealing novell passwords etc
10:00 <Digerati> i made that one up
11:00 <mobius_sock> I think we had to do it because it was free with the os
11:00 <Digerati> wtf
12:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/3v9bENX.gif
12:00 <couleurs> me rn
12:00 <Digerati> that basic was for dos
12:00 <StrykerX> lolol
12:00 <nate> couleurs have a shave :)
13:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, written much in Java lately?
13:00 <nate> lumeah u horn bag
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've written nothing in ages
13:00 <nate> write me a love letter
13:00 <amsy> Cool Monkey
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done fuck all in ages in terms of coding of any kind actually now I think about it 
14:00 <nate> keyboard on keyboard, touch type me into love
14:00 <Bastardly_One> about time for some practice coding I think 
14:00 <Taco> This stir fry I made is shit, like the programming from anybody in this channel
14:00 <StrykerX> Was going to get you to show us some code so I can see if you code to the same convention as I do.
14:00 <nate> b1 best off giving me a lap dance, more chance of that happening:)
14:00 <StrykerX> Apparently I do it oldschool.
15:00 <Taco> I wish I had a dog that liked chilli
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we might code the same then ... apparently I do too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd imagine Loof would too for some reason
15:00 <nate> is coding fun!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try that again
15:00 <nate> taco: u wanna code with me tonight?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a masochistic aqcuired taste I feel
16:00 <mobius_sock> As in no comments and abbreviated naming for everything so even you cannot figure it out six months later?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to put in comments
16:00 <mobius_sock> Works ok for small projects, but for larger projects and with a team it is suicide
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or you can't follow shit sometimes
16:00 <StrykerX> Comments are for the weak
16:00 <StrykerX> I like making the reader suffer
16:00 <StrykerX> Mwahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ for the weak
16:00 <StrykerX> Teach em to read my work
16:00 <StrykerX> Sly cunts.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> My gooblediegook needs comments for even me to follow sometimes
17:00 <mobius_sock> The demotivating thing about good programming, is that you can be easily replaced at the drop of a hat
17:00 <nate> east 17 is waaay cute!
17:00 <StrykerX> mobius_sock, that's why I never comment my work.
17:00 <StrykerX> ;)
18:00 <StrykerX> I left my last job where I programmed, the system shit itself. They got someone to fix it who had no idea how I did things
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I hate more than anything? tables in html
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate them
18:00 <StrykerX> :D
18:00 <mobius_sock> Yeah well if somebody is going to pay you good money, that isn't likely to land you the job
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol StrykerX ... cunt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> in a working enviroment I thought you'd get spanks for not commenting your coding
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but clearly I'm wrong
19:00 <StrykerX> Ain't nobody replacing me
19:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, 9/10 don't even know what you're doing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think in a way all coders are unique
20:00 <couleurs> i'm unique
20:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a certain order to things but we all like our ways right?
20:00 <mobius_sock> I worked on a competing engine for nascar thunder 2k5 which pretty much burnt me out on working for publishers
20:00 <mobius_sock> Basically 9 months of work which was shelved for an inhouse engine
20:00 <mobius_sock> Sure we were paid, but nobody can use it
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when did you peeps become programming geeks?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always coded ... I'm old and it came from being a pirate and try hard haxor in the c64 days
21:00 <Nikky`> It was when I was about 15 katatonic_kate01
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me about hardware and I am more retarded that Chris
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *than
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
22:00 <nate> no one likes a soft ware:)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I am soft ware :(
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> my husband did computer science 800 years ago at uni… i think he is a 'programmer'
22:00 <nate> dont tell the ladies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at you think
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I love your take on techy stuff
23:00 <mobius_sock> The girls that like programming usually creep me out
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i really don't know what he does at work
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> he makes shit
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> to publish content on websites 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and does project stuff
23:00 <Bastardly_One> mobius, geeky girls are serial killers in the making eh?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> legal publishing - so commentary on ze law
23:00 <mobius_sock> Nah, but most have been borderline ocd
24:00 <mobius_sock> To the point that it makes them hard to talk to and work with
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mental
24:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ready to snap in some way
24:00 <mobius_sock> Gamer girls are a much easier crowd
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a chick geek friend exactly like that 
24:00 <nate> who said easy!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> wheres gamer girls are awesome
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> some are a bit fucking strange if you ask me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *where's
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> gamer girls, that is
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit fucking strange though
25:00 <nate> yeah gamer girls can play with their own xbox k thnx)
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <couleurs> i'm a gamer girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <amsy> me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <nate> ok i take it back, play with each others:)
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did say "some"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am too! Only on the weekends though
26:00 <nate> b1 is a gamer girl, soo hot
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like my cool steampunk cosplay outfit?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *twirls*
26:00 <amsy> jk im just a girl that plays some games
26:00 <mobius_sock> I think it's great that so many girls are into games now.. gives developers so many more options to explore different styles of games and character design etc
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <couleurs> jk im not even a girl
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, like those pervy creppy jap games mobius
26:00 <mobius_sock> When it was something like 99% males.. it was very restrictive in terms of what would succeed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that never get western release
26:00 <nate> couleurs i shouldnt have sent that private message:L0
26:00 <StrykerX> I'd take a gamer girl anyday
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i wan't more customisable characters 
26:00 <amsy> :o
26:00 <StrykerX> We can play Red Alert together
26:00 <StrykerX> :')
26:00 <nate> it said honk honk root root lets do the toot toot
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a chick I play Fifa with in the UK
27:00 <couleurs> :L0
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she's really cool when she doesn't speak
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a scouser
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> terrible accent
27:00 <Bastardly_One> makes your ears bleed 
27:00 <couleurs> cool how many times a week do you play her?
27:00 <couleurs> never?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as she is on in the middle of the night
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps more than I play you
28:00 <StrykerX> lollll
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> every night!
28:00 <nate> yeah how many times u cyber her
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
28:00 <StrykerX> Hourly
28:00 <StrykerX> No doubt
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh kick my ball….
28:00 <Bastardly_One> god ... have you heard the female scouser accent?
28:00 <StrykerX> Eyyy baby, time to take a shot at goal ;)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ear bleeding out of a female
28:00 <StrykerX> fap fap fap
28:00 <nate> scouser sounds like a breed of dog
29:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than aussie bogan females
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, liverpool way
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> liverpool kissing?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> do what woman?
29:00 <nate> liverpool dry humping?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I can say that to nate too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do what woman?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <nate> b1 is pretty cute he can keep his pommy lover no worries
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, go home you're drunk
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought even poofs had standards
31:00 <nate> i dont drink, sadly
31:00 <nate> waaaaah!
31:00 <nate> poofs do have standards
31:00 <amsy> not sadly
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Me either ... I gave up 20 years ago
31:00 <nate> ohh why did u give up?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> being a poof b1?
32:00 <nate> health issues?
32:00 <Dooodle> no he still does that kate
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wasn't enjoying it anymore
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I woke up in hospital one day 
32:00 <nate> ohh my hardcore!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my!
32:00 <StrykerX> Hosptial from gaysex?
32:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> from a litre of southern, a bottle of OP Bundy
32:00 <StrykerX> Oh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bottle of scotch
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I gave up
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and an anal fissure? 
33:00 <nate> so u tossed ya guts up
33:00 <Bastardly_One> been drunk maybe less than 10 times since
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I was found using a mattress as a blanket
33:00 <StrykerX> His bf was "too big to fit in here!"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and taken there not breathing 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> woke up and was like wtf?
33:00 <nate> thats lovely
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they told me why I was there and had my stomach pumped
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought ... that wasn't even a good night
34:00 <Bastardly_One> time to give up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think I was that smashed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
34:00 <nate> yeah binge drinking no good
34:00 <mobius_sock> You do realise that real doctors don't pump your stomach from the bumhole right?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> only thing I've not got bored with is pot and nicotine unfortunately
35:00 <StrykerX> rofl
35:00 <Bastardly_One> even I laughed at that 
35:00 <StrykerX> "Come here sonny boy, your stomach needs pumping again"
35:00 <StrykerX> "But I didn't even drink!!"
35:00 <nate> woops wrong end?
36:00 <nate> hUMPFH!
36:00 <mobius_sock> Reminds me of fletch lives or whatever it was with chevy chase
37:00 <mobius_sock> You using the whole fist doc?
37:00 <nate> i used to binge a bit, always used to shit in my bed and roll all in it;0
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that as felch first ... :?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :/ too
37:00 <nate> hmmm poop
37:00 <nate> POOP!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL@stryker
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit in bed :/
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you didn't even kick it out with your foot
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lazy fuck
38:00 <nate> yeah u'd shit piss and then throw up ;D
38:00 <mobius_sock> That time when you thought the wet spot was just sweat..
38:00 <amsy> gross
39:00 <nate> wouldnt know intill morning what a lovely mess ;D
39:00 <nate> did it in a hotel room once, cancelled my credit card and ran off
39:00 <nate> :D~
39:00 <StrykerX> Who shit in bed? O.o
39:00 <nate> hmm who would do that
39:00 <mobius_sock> You haven't been drunk until you wake up in your own vomit and excrement
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I never got drunk then 
40:00 <amsy> neither
41:00 <amsy> thank goodness
41:00 <Taco> nate, if you're going to binge you do it right. There should be a minimum of 5km travel to your home. After starting your journey home, you can hopefully produce chunder for your neighbours garden. And then you poop the bed.
41:00 <StrykerX> As if neighbour
41:00 <nate> ohh the smell from the poop would make u throw up
41:00 <StrykerX> IF you wanna do it RIGHT
41:00 <nate> in the morning
41:00 <StrykerX> EVery house on the way home
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <nate> but u cant move cause ya 2 pissed
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i rarely spew
42:00 <Christopher> :)
42:00 <Christopher> kate
42:00 <StrykerX> I only spew if I mix too many different types together
42:00 <mobius_sock> Not much beats guinness spew.. or bogs for that matter
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just make sure i drink lots of water before i go to bed, and some panadol 
42:00 <StrykerX> If I stick to one, I don't
42:00 <StrykerX> Or two
42:00 <chelle> ive never vomitted from alcohol.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> champion! 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only ever ever had one hang over
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll never forget it ever
42:00 <Christopher> bullshit
42:00 <chelle> ive drank so much ive passed out
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was blackout stuff and all 
42:00 <chelle> .. lots of times
43:00 <chelle> but never puke!
43:00 <nate> lol sad
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you have a really bad hang over if you smoke an entire packet of smokes in a short period
43:00 <Christopher> i do that heaps katatonic_kate01
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about that 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to chain smoke drinking
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously, the alcohol has more impact 
43:00 <StrykerX> I find smoking too much increases the sickly feeling
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
43:00 <StrykerX> When drinking
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's just knowing when you're not going to get drunker
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> increases the hangover
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and kind of stop drinking because you know you're not gonna get drunker
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i just pass out and go to sleep lol
43:00 <StrykerX> Next day, wake up with a taste of smokes and spew in ya mouth
43:00 <StrykerX> Ugh
43:00 <mobius_sock> I wish I felt sick long before I was
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that seems the best way to cut a hangover
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck!
44:00 <StrykerX> That's why I rarely smoke when drinking
44:00 <StrykerX> Cause then I can usually restart around 8-9am the next morning if I want to
44:00 <mobius_sock> :|
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHA
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> alcoholic much?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i so can't drink the next day! fuck that
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i've had a really bad hang over… the thought of drinking makes me wanna spew...
46:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what it was I found
46:00 <StrykerX> Retired alcoholic
46:00 <StrykerX> :)
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I can still have a really good night on gin and have more the next day
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> out of retirement for this week only!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh,i'm loving gin at the moment
46:00 <Bastardly_One> try it with lemonade
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall
46:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me on this
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i hate coke!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> with a sweet lemonade
47:00 <Bastardly_One> damn does it go down well 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> well lemmo is sweet anyways
47:00 <mobius_sock> Not sure if it holds true for everybody, but once I put on about 50% extra body weight I really struggle to get beyond tipsy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sort of cuts the harshness of the juniper
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, true
47:00 <nate> speed is the key mobius overload that liver ;l
47:00 <StrykerX> Kate, I was out of retirement for Chrissy/NYE only
47:00 <mobius_sock> I have to drink constantly just to have a half decent night
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking, sprite, squeeze of lime and a dash of mint!
47:00 <StrykerX> Back in now
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - nice work
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or as I call it ... perfume and lemondade
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just try it with sprite first
48:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you like the combo
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i will
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it'd ruin the taste of the gin but nope
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> anything I can drink with sprite, tastes good!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> goes down really fast
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get that warm fuzziness quick
48:00 <nate> more u piss the more buzz u get yay! or brain shrinkage pickup girls time yay!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i don't like southern comfort with sprite
49:00 <mobius_sock> Gin?.. are you my grandma?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> even that's too sweet for me
49:00 <Nikky`> I used to hate sprite/lemonade now I drink it once a week..weekends is really only time i'll have some soft drink
49:00 <Bastardly_One> southern has to be with coke
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gin, is the new hipster drink! duh
49:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, what is "50% extra body weight" ?
49:00 <Nikky`> Gin is ick
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Vickers Gin
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that stuff is paint thinner I swear
49:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, also I have to drink all night just to have a half decent time. I'm pretty thin. What of it?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but does the job well and truly
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh
50:00 <mobius_sock> Well I was under 70kg as a teenager and early 20's, and now I am hovering around 100
50:00 <Taco> oh
50:00 <Taco> you're fat
50:00 <mobius_sock> Needed bugger all to lose the plot as a youngster
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get maudlin on gin as people claim people do though
51:00 <Digerati> hoping on getting 5 stars for this house design i am doing
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like it's considered a depressing drink
51:00 <mobius_sock> I was extremely thin, but I am slightly overweight now.. should be around 90kg to be considered healthy
51:00 <Digerati> 2 storey
51:00 <Nikky`> How tall are you mobius_sock?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a ball on it 
51:00 <Digerati> nice and simple design
51:00 <mobius_sock> 185cm
51:00 <Digerati> shit i am that height to
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tiny and weight nothing
51:00 <nate> thats a big dick
51:00 <mobius_sock> Not that I buy into the bmi nonsense which has changed over time
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 170cm and 58kg
51:00 <Digerati> how much you weigh mobius_sock ?
51:00 <nate> hes 100 ;Boom
52:00 <Digerati> wtf
52:00 <p0p-dog> I've heard 'gin and tonic is the sad man's drink' or something
52:00 <mobius_sock> I was 98kg last weekend, and been up to 105
52:00 <Digerati> i am 100
52:00 <Digerati> are you my twin ?
52:00 <Digerati> are you blonde ?
52:00 <Taco> Nikky`, the height concept is flawed. If you're very muscular, you might be in the "obese" category on the doctors chart.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> p0p-dog, supposedly but no way ... I have a great time on gin 
52:00 <Digerati> i am blonde
52:00 <mobius_sock> I am cycling more of late so should slowly push my way back down
52:00 <nate> ohh hot bike pants yes
52:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, cycling is a++
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're male you cannot be blonde ... it's blond
52:00 <nate> got any photos mobius of that hot arse
53:00 <mobius_sock> Agreed, although I am more of a sprinter than a climber
53:00 <Nikky`> let me have my thought Taco.. gosh young man
53:00 <Digerati> beagle has the hots for me on paltalk, he scares me
53:00 <couleurs> no mister blonde... i expect u 2 die...
53:00 <Digerati> he noticed i do body building
53:00 <mobius_sock> Big leg muscles from mum.. which could be why I fancy them on girls also
53:00 <Taco> Ahh just do some climbs and push through that struggle. I did. Only got my bike in Dec.
53:00 <mobius_sock> :\
53:00 <Digerati> invited me to a faggot room
53:00 <Digerati> why the fuck does he go in faggot rooms ?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Digerati> free colored nicks i spose
54:00 <couleurs> cos u r 1
54:00 <StrykerX> Cause he swings that way?
54:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, I'd go up a hill thats say 100m climb, at a very poor gradient, and stop 5 times on the way up. Now I just do it one go.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you're gonna cycle you totes have to wear padded bikepants
54:00 <nate> whats this faggot room!
54:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, just saying, if you build it he will come
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <Digerati> he aint fucking me
54:00 <Digerati> can tell you that
54:00 <StrykerX> Now.. When you say come..
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Digerati> nobody is fucking me
55:00 <Taco> padded bikepants? umm wat?
55:00 <mobius_sock> I live in the dandenongs, so yeah I have no choice but to climb the hills.. but most aren't too bad. I usually stay in the big ring just because I naturalyl like to grind over spin
55:00 <nate> digi thats obvious :)
55:00 <Digerati> maybe nikky can fuck me, but that's about it
55:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I wear the cheapest shorts they have at big w
55:00 <mobius_sock> Not that it will do my knees much good over the long term
55:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, cause they get covered in mud
55:00 <Digerati> nikky is your vibrator big ?
55:00 <NightOwl1> Padded with a pair of socks down the front?
55:00 <Pieter> in mars attacks
55:00 <Pieter> are they terrorists ?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I do wear white socks though and I pull them up to my knees
55:00 <Taco> and a polo shirt
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh that's hawt
55:00 <Digerati> mars are homo terrorists
56:00 <NightOwl1> And sandals
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <Digerati> charlie homo
56:00 <StrykerX> Taco, are you 65?
56:00 <Taco> NightOwl1, yes, and my bike is a 1950's frame
56:00 <Taco> retro
56:00 <nate> 65 out of 65
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Taco> I also take my radio tuned to AM classical music
56:00 <StrykerX> Sounds like something my dad would wear
56:00 <Digerati> beagle aint got fucking hair, he tied his hair back in a knot
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> boom box?
56:00 <NightOwl1> Is it Malvern star?
56:00 <StrykerX> 693?
56:00 <StrykerX> Talk back
56:00 <Taco> and I'm learning to sing in italian and how to grow tomatos
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> soft cock FM
56:00 <Digerati> his lost hair on the top
56:00 <Digerati> his bald
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok costa
57:00 <nate> taco i will stuff u full of your own veggies!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, he is greek - i think
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oi! Costa rules
57:00 <Digerati> i got thick hair, i did it like the twins in the matrix
57:00 <StrykerX> Taco, you've got a man after your own heart
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my mum loves him
57:00 <Taco> nate, its nice to be loved
57:00 <NightOwl1> Costa shits me
57:00 <NightOwl1> Hairy fuck
57:00 <nate> italians are pretty horny
57:00 <mobius_sock> Natalia from 15 odd years ago?
57:00 <nate> cook sex cook sex
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he is rather feral ... I think that's what I like about Costa
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, he is
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> excited about gardening! YEW
58:00 <NightOwl1> He looks dirty
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but his beard is TOO much
58:00 <Digerati> what a good day to get drunk :( i got not money to get pissed :((((
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ owl
58:00 <NightOwl1> Not in a sexual way, in a hygiene way
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <mobius_sock> No such thing as too much beard!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes there is
58:00 <mobius_sock> I am in a growing phase at the moment.. see how long it lasts
58:00 <Dooodle> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> costa is a prime example
59:00 <Digerati> somwone send me a bottle of scotch please :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is ... when mine gets father christmas/bushranger it's too much
59:00 <Digerati> chivas will do :)
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> um eah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> mine doesn't grow long ... it grows outward
59:00 <mobius_sock> I tend to bounce from growing to casual shaving.. either way it takes effort
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw you need to drink an irish one
59:00 <mobius_sock> Rather not grow facial hair at all honestly
59:00 <Digerati> i aint drank in 2 months :(
59:00 <Digerati> damn
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently they're ze best
59:00 <Digerati> dying to get drunk
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate shaving to be honest
59:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, nah facial hair is nice
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most tedious thing ever
00:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, gives you something to trim 3 times a day because you're metro as fuck
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT i did hear recently that the japanese are making some awesome scotch
00:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, get your face lasered then?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 times a day!
00:00 <Taco> mobius_sock, also while I'm there I fix my hair
00:00 <mobius_sock> Mine is too hobo
00:00 <Digerati> never tried saki
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can only do that if you're on DSP
00:00 <NightOwl1> Hipsters have beards. That's all you need to know
00:00 <Digerati> will try it one day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mine is really hobo IMO
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hobo isn't good!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one likes a neck beard
00:00 <StrykerX> Kate, shave 3 times a day?
00:00 <Digerati> i got a beard, i aint a hipster
00:00 <mobius_sock> lol neckbeard
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, taco mentioned something
01:00 <mobius_sock> thankfully mine stops at the top of my neck.. but still patchy and disorderly directions
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon dye it 
01:00 <nate> who read that as erections
01:00 <Sponge> GUYS what's the latest with the french muslim terrorists?
01:00 <NightOwl1> Digerati you're so underground you don't even know you're a hipster!
01:00 <Digerati> it stopped raining here :(
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> google
01:00 <Sponge> where's best live video
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> google sponge
01:00 <nate> sponge bob?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> have any of you guys ever had a bald spot in your beard?
02:00 <Taco> Digerati, you have a beard but you ain't a man, too
02:00 <mobius_sock> I have patches to the bottom sides of my mouth
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I did for years for some reason ... came ... stayed a few years and then left
02:00 <Digerati> NightOwl1, i might love 70's folk music like karen carpenter, it don't make me a hipster
02:00 <Digerati> i grew up military like
02:00 <NightOwl1> I googled sponge and I got websites with cleaning products
02:00 <Taco> Digerati, you should watch brokeback mountain to learn what being a man is about
02:00 <mobius_sock> A transient beard bald patch?.. there's something not quite right with you
02:00 <Digerati> my dad was in army
02:00 <Digerati> i grew up strict catholic
02:00 <Digerati> i am atheist btw
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ taco
02:00 <Taco> kate, I'm being serious
03:00 <Taco> BBM is a good movie
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *spits on my hand for lubricant purposes* 
03:00 <Digerati> hated cath school, i got the strap so many times
03:00 <Digerati> that's why i hate religion
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a tent
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about the only thing Taco and I agree on
03:00 <Digerati> i wanted to stab a teacher cos he wanted to strap my gf
03:00 <StrykerX> THUNDER STORM
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what Brokeback Mountain was really about
03:00 <StrykerX> :D :D
03:00 <mobius_sock> Do as many girls like watching dudes getting up to mischeif as there are guys that like watching girls?
03:00 <Digerati> fucking demons they are
03:00 <Digerati> cath teachers are demons
04:00 <Bastardly_One> mobius, possibly more so actually from the ladies I know 
04:00 <mobius_sock> All I can think of is.. stubble against my wang.. major turnoff
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> guys getting off, in porn
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> women watching it, and enjoying it
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really....
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so there's another yes
05:00 <mobius_sock> she's watching it right now!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i find porn hilarious
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's so fucking cheesy
05:00 <Dooodle> cheese porn
05:00 <Dooodle> mm
05:00 <mobius_sock> Yeah well.. the real deal is like over in a couple minutes for most.. and then there is the laundry
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and formulaic 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ mobius
06:00 <NightOwl1> Kk I sent you all those videos of me playing with myself and you didn't like them. Sure you couldn't see anything without a massive magnifying glass but still...
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> so when people claim to have sex for fucking hours, it just becomes hilarious
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ owl
06:00 <mobius_sock> Tried it...became tired and went to sleep
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
06:00 <mobius_sock> Seriously.. shagging for more than half an hour is one huge effort
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I do last a long time ... it's actually a bit of a curse
06:00 <mobius_sock> Meaningfully that is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a fucking lot of effort
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I was getting at
07:00 <NightOwl1> I contend it's because I have really big hands so it just made it look small by comparison
07:00 <mobius_sock> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
08:00 <Bastardly_One> old age isn
08:00 <Bastardly_One> t
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fun either
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do last a long time and it's a curse! B1 you're a comedian
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not actually fun tiring yourself out
08:00 <mobius_sock> I take a bit with new partners.. but otherwise once I am comfortable I can go with the flow
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting no reward at the end :P
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that then
09:00 <NightOwl1> Are you sting in real life?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg *wets pants* with laughter 
09:00 <mobius_sock> Is it just me, or as the years go by your spare time just evaporates?
09:00 <mobius_sock> I mean, even when I try to do nothing.. there is no time to do it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, you hush
09:00 <nate> nightowl is wearing those hulk hands :)
10:00 <nate> hulk smash cock oohh yes
10:00 <mobius_sock> So everytime you touch your willy wonka bar it makes a breaking glass sound?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on your age I think 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Every Breath You Take (Feb 23, 2010) 3:56 - Category: Music - 106,547,431 views - 376,509 likes (98.5%), 5,688 dislikes (1.5%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> time goes quicker the older you get
10:00 <nate> how so b1?
10:00 <NightOwl1> No it's the giant hands that have stubby holders built in
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, not really but it feels like it does
11:00 <nate> what 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, mobius was going on about time seems to go faster
11:00 <Bastardly_One> we moved on 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but the rest of you didn't
11:00 <nate> mobidufus can stop time?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was still laughing about your sexual prowess b1 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... hardly prowess
12:00 <nate> b1 i missed it, do you slam hard or what?
12:00 <mobius_sock> Yeah especially when they resent you for not climaxing
12:00 <NightOwl1> He's cher.. If he could turn back time
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, alleged 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not alledged even
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *alleged
12:00 <mobius_sock> As if it is some kind of deliberate and personal attack on their self worth
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh now i need to listen to cher
12:00 <NightOwl1> If he could find a Wah-hay
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the time you take doesn't mean you're any good 
13:00 <NightOwl1> He'd take back those words that hurt you, and yoyd stay.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Official Music Video) (Sep 2, 2012) 4:08 - Category: Music - 2,199,064 views - likes (97.4%), 220 dislikes (2.6%)
13:00 <Digerati> all i need is the air that i breathe !
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima get a stocking like cher 
14:00 <NightOwl1> And dry root large artillery?
14:00 <mobius_sock> Is it to keep her in one piece?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
14:00 <nate> b1 just lie mate, say u bring it like hail stones on a tin roof
14:00 <Digerati> hmm
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> donno if i'd have the same thigh gap as cher
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I am neither confirming or denying nate
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i'd just straddle the gun
15:00 <mobius_sock> Just roll along it like a walrus
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly what the fuck is she wearing
16:00 <mobius_sock> Was it ever up for auction?
16:00 <Dooodle> string
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I kind of remember that clip
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and is cher still alive?
16:00 <Dooodle> and a smile
16:00 <nate> b1 ones member is so hard they used it to land on a comet travelling at 156456456 kms per hour, its that strong
16:00 <Nikky`> Just some tape
16:00 <mobius_sock> Could it be extracted from her crevices?
16:00 <NightOwl1> A string shopping bag
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao @ owl
16:00 <British^Meat> Getchoo aha!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweet, i have a fuck load of em
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> they must breed in my cupboard
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankfully!
17:00 <mobius_sock> Now you just need an army of cats
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's fine
17:00 <NightOwl1> She's alive but sonny is dead and her daughter has a penis
17:00 <Digerati> i can't seem to find a font that is cleartype
17:00 <NightOwl1> So that's going well
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH TREW
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yah what NightOwl said re: Cher
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'd need an 80's leather jacket
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe a cape?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> made from a garbage bag?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> would suffice?
18:00 <mobius_sock> Shutup and take my money!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDBsKbwR7WXN4&v=5Uu3kCEEc98
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 years later, she looks YOUNGER than she did in the 90's
19:00 <NightOwl1> Sonny was an asshole, she's probably a lot less stressed 
19:00 <mobius_sock> I don't think she is biodegradable anymore
20:00 <NightOwl1> She recyclable though
20:00 <NightOwl1> And that's important
20:00 <British^Meat> https://vine.co/v/Opd3F0KxOBa
21:00 <NightOwl1> She's got one of those triangle symbols tattooed on her arse
21:00 <mobius_sock> Heh.. chuck her into a sealed hazmat bag and send her to the transfer station
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's illuminati
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a lizard person
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
22:00 <mobius_sock> Considering what she surely has had done.. she's still aged relatively gracefully for a celebrity defined by their looks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHAPE SHIFTING LIZARD WOMAN
23:00 <mobius_sock> Most seem to really lose the plot and totally overdo the nose lips etc
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has had so many face lifts i bet she has a bag of skin on her head
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ever wondered why she has BIG HAIR
23:00 <Bastardly_One> see? lizard person
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> now you know !
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <mobius_sock> Accordion brow?
23:00 <NightOwl1> They us d that excess skin to make her daughters penis
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:00 <NightOwl1> She's hung like a bear
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOooooooo
24:00 <mobius_sock> Look.. an innie!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilarious
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
24:00 <mobius_sock> Don't relax your pelvic muscles whatever you do
24:00 <NightOwl1> That's the sort of sacrifice parents should make for their children 
24:00 <NightOwl1> Also waste
24:00 <mobius_sock> You literally gave me my penis?
25:00 <NightOwl1> Also, waste not want not
25:00 <mobius_sock> I am pretty happy to have grown it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <NightOwl1> You should be proud
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> like the mouse grew an ear
26:00 <mobius_sock> Didn't even have to do anything.. it grew all by itself
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, you'd need a large animal 
26:00 <NightOwl1> I think mine got attacked by aphids
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the excess skin cher has
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ owl
26:00 <mobius_sock> And the hand on the ankle?
26:00 <mobius_sock> Granted that was to keep it alive while they prepared the arm
26:00 <NightOwl1> And the 3 assed monkey
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <mobius_sock> :\
27:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just read the forums where we chat NightOwl
28:00 <NightOwl1> Oh yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm keeping away for a while ... drama central *lol*
28:00 <NightOwl1> Bit of a drama circus
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to make a comment but I can't
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I can but I don't need the drama
29:00 <NightOwl1> Since when did that stop you LOL
29:00 <Bastardly_One> truuuuuuuuuuuue ... 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not even to tahnii's reply
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be ill
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you guys on a homosexual dating site forum?
31:00 <Sponge> the french muslim terrorists have just declared they will die today with their hostage
31:00 <Sponge> this is live
31:00 <NightOwl1> You're just jealous kip jake
31:00 <NightOwl1> Fucking autocorrect
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh a web based adult chat I like to keep nameless
31:00 <NightOwl1> Kupkake 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> funny name but ... too many "fans" of mine here
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's American based and just too many targets for me to mock
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you guys tracked each other down
32:00 <NightOwl1> Ha at least itd add some life to the place
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> FREAKY!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been site banned for months at times
32:00 <NightOwl1> IT WAS FATE
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm like
32:00 <NightOwl1> *swoons*
32:00 <Bastardly_One> are you NightOwl from so and so
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like yep
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually was over there
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I asked if he was from here
33:00 <NightOwl1> And then made me vomit talking about disgusting shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
34:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 eternal
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the best to have disgusting conversations with 
34:00 <innuendo> woman run over a tooder to protect her drug
35:00 <Bastardly_One> was that the blue waffle, roman showers, lipstick and fisting night?
35:00 <innuendo> people gets behind the wheel thinks they are already famous from fast n furious
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or just talking with Christopher?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I mean by lipstick in that case I think
35:00 <innuendo> fire floor wind hail wherelese but
35:00 <NightOwl1> I seem to recall Christopher being involved. I try not to think about it.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... very arrogant man that one ... we ran our course for the 30th time a while ago
36:00 <Bastardly_One> very archetypal Texan
36:00 <Bastardly_One> for all the wrong reasons
37:00 <NightOwl1> He enjoyed sex with cows?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he was with tahnii for ages
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooo burn!
37:00 <NightOwl1> Bitch.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
38:00 <nate> nightowl1 and b1 might morphin ircers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the pink one!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> have you spoken to charm nightowl?
38:00 <NightOwl1> I prefer voltron.
38:00 <NightOwl1> No
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or charmshool she used to be 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> My life long ambition is to get back to the US to meet that woman
39:00 <NightOwl1> Oh, rings a bell
39:00 <Bastardly_One> really smitten by her intelligence and musical ability and tastes
39:00 <nate> there was one good voltron series
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's not bad on the eye either and my age 
39:00 <nate> i think mabye i am dreaming
40:00 <NightOwl1> Actually I preferred battle of the planets
40:00 <innuendo> why do you want to kill me?
40:00 <innuendo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof (Jul 21, 2008) 2:47 - Category: Comedy - 20,593,952 views - 138,062 likes (94.9%), 7,480 dislikes (5.1%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're ruining the slow of the small talk 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the flow even
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One you mean the flow of your pee
41:00 <TokenDaRing> get that prostate checked out
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked out what I like about that place though NightOwl
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still a bit of a community ... made some great friends over 15 plus years
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that I'd consider real life friends
42:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah I can see that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of one of it's kind of an old breed
43:00 <innuendo> beagle why do you wanna kill me?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one other site like it but that's role play
43:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, get a drunken beagle rage did you?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just fuck him off like everyone else has
44:00 <innuendo> he rang my tranny gf at her work
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he brings it on himself
44:00 <innuendo> beagle why do you wanna kill me?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> check the nicklist
44:00 <innuendo> last nite beagle rang her
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you think you'd be better of asking when he's here?
45:00 <NightOwl1> On the trannyphone?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> give it until about 3am local time
45:00 <innuendo> he trys to pick on my tranny girl whats going on
45:00 <picard> Bastardly_One:  you coward
45:00 <Bastardly_One> My advice is to fuck him off though
45:00 <innuendo> nah hes cool we both likes him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> picard go away child
45:00 <innuendo> wish he was here with us
46:00 <innuendo> why do you wanna kill me?
46:00 <picard> Your the mouth cunt who told me to watch my back when in ballarat, when I ask for your addy u don't reply. Coward cunt
46:00 <innuendo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvRnnBCTAo
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEW Alienware M17x R4 Windows 8 Gaming Laptop Unboxing (Nov 26, 2012) 4:46 - Category: Entertainment - 208,187 views - 1,677 likes (95.5%), 79 dislikes (4.5%)
46:00 <TokenDaRing> picard chill out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you ... as if give you my address
46:00 <picard> I'm chilled TokenDaRing
46:00 <picard> What a coward
46:00 <TokenDaRing> you might have a stroke picard
46:00 <picard> Nuh I'm good
47:00 <picard> Bastardly_One:  u were all talk a few weeks ago
48:00 <amsy> watch ur back m8
48:00 <picard> Lol amsy
49:00 <Dooodle> picard are you in ballarat
49:00 <picard> I was
49:00 <Bastardly_One> get over yourself Pictard ... if you're so keen on addresses what's your's? I'm going to Mildura soon
49:00 <TokenDaRing> picard, Bastardly_One is all talk all the time
49:00 <picard> Looking over my shoulder for the old drug fucked cunt to stab me lol
49:00 <Dooodle> picard lives in 3rd street
49:00 <NightOwl1> Are you going to a party?
50:00 <picard> Next to erynn's mum u moron
50:00 <picard> Why Mildura, she is 15 anymore
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if he really was looking over his shoulder the entire time then mission accomplished
50:00 <picard> Isn't*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> only someone with something to worry about would though :)
50:00 <innuendo> picard why do you wanna kill me
50:00 <picard> I don't innuendo
51:00 <Bastardly_One> as if give you an address that would be spread around irc in 5 mins
51:00 <nate> picard i wove you!
51:00 <picard> Omsk @ Bastardly_One
51:00 <Dooodle> 9 mins til hometime wooo
51:00 <picard> Coward
51:00 <nate> whos getting killed, i am missing out
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, it is almost midnight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight went quick 
51:00 <innuendo> enunciate im having difficulties hearing your mumblings
51:00 <nate> b1: going to bed for some alone time?:)
52:00 <picard> B1 going to bed for sex, he has the target catalogue kids section and his very aroused
52:00 <innuendo> im gonna get an alienware i7 with Haswell processor
53:00 <Sponge> very nice investment in your future
53:00 <innuendo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2y_JQ5eo
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alienware M18x R2 18" Gaming Labtop Unboxing/Overview (Jul 22, 2013) 5:14 - Category: Science & Technology - views - 1,031 likes (95.8%), 45 dislikes (4.2%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> far out ... how the fuck I saw out of my glassed before I just cleaned them is beyond me 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they were filthy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *glasses also
55:00 <picard> Like u, a filthy pig
55:00 <amsy> thats why i got contacts
55:00 <picard> Lol mash
55:00 <picard> amsy:
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how do they get so dirty doing nothing amsy?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the mysteries of the world
56:00 <amsy> im really particular about clean glasses and it got annoying to clean them every half hour 
56:00 <picard> When u live in squalor this happens
56:00 <amsy> one speck in my line of sight and i had to clean
56:00 <amsy> kinda thing
56:00 <amsy> im the same with my car windscreen
56:00 <Bastardly_One> mine reflect from behind 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of annoying at times
56:00 <picard> They have cars in Norway?
57:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX 
57:00 <DemonsRun> Token
57:00 <picard> StrykerX:
57:00 <amsy> hahaha picard, australia is further behind the times than norway
57:00 <picard> Lol
57:00 <Loof> australia is further behind than albania
57:00 <picard> I thought with all that snow you would have a team of sled dogs
57:00 <couleurs> i like 2 clean my windshield 2
58:00 <innuendo> http://mms.businesswire.com/bwapps/mediaserver/ViewMedia?mgid=75368&vid=5
58:00 <amsy> !pieces
58:00 <innuendo> amsy is norway better or british colombia
58:00 <couleurs> !pringles
58:00 <innuendo> where is the money amsy
58:00 <picard> Is Norway better the frankston?
59:00 <couleurs> bloodey idiet hour now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading an article that it's in the top 5 places of the world to live in 
59:00 <Loof> unless you like internet and weed
59:00 <picard> No one asked u cunt
59:00 <Loof> :P
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <couleurs> u cunt
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you feel the love tonight!
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