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00:00 <Unstrayan> i'll be getting married to some bangladeshi citizens in UK
00:00 <nate> unstray marry me instead, i will give u anything ;D
00:00 <Unstrayan> https://chaturbate.com/deepersquirt/
00:00 <Unstrayan> ok i'll marry you nate
01:00 <nate> shwweetttt!
01:00 <nate> i love weddings
01:00 <Unstrayan> i never seen snow before
01:00 <Floss> Lol loof 
02:00 <Floss> Keyboard warriors uncovered
03:00 <nate> floss dont u hurt my erep!!
03:00 <Loof> <Anti-Feminist> lol I could never work out how she managed to be a mum of 2 kids and live on austnet all day suspending channels. ROFL she's still on there and has been since 1997
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss, I've seen that before but never bothered to read it until now ... there's some bitter people on that *lol*
03:00 <Skirmish> That's dedication. 
03:00 <nate> loof does this shit matter?, she has done her job and procreated well done
03:00 <Floss> Funny to see it in a whirlpool forum hey
03:00 <Bastardly_One> evening NightOwl
04:00 <NightOwl1> Bee1, wassup
04:00 <Unstrayan> dirty slug squiting n im loving it
04:00 <nate> b1 u want babies with me?
04:00 <Loof> <Asator> "Lwaxana" 
04:00 <Loof> Oh shit, that nick is too familiar. *shudders*
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Floss> Hhhha yeah
05:00 <nate> if u use that ignore button u are not a complete person ;D
05:00 <nate> nate is winning again!
05:00 <nate> rock!
05:00 <nate> hold me unstrayan ;L
06:00 <Unstrayan> i only ignored the channel op
06:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, not much at all ... same old same old 
06:00 <nate> b1 is nice and lean
06:00 <nate> sexy
06:00 <nate> id take him to maccas for sure
07:00 <nate> half a burger, hes mine all night:)
07:00 <Unstrayan> i can sure build my career to england see the light
07:00 <nate> when is this england rubbish happening?
07:00 <Unstrayan> dont worry nate london is running by foreigners you and i will have no issues there
08:00 <Unstrayan> mostly nigerian and pakistanies employees
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37FGwDMMZEg
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barry White - You sexy thing (Jul 31, 2010) 3:19 - Category: Music - 7,280,703 views - 23,023 likes (96.3%), 892 dislikes (3.7%)
08:00 <nate> i believe in pakistan!
08:00 <nate> u terrorist thang you
09:00 <simba> lol Asator
09:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT2H4EmOIUs
09:00 <simba> i knew someone who used that nick 1ce
09:00 <simba> Ass eater
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Street Food. Mexican Fast Food Restaurant in Camden Market, Camden Town (Nov 3, 2013) 7:22 - Category: Travel & Events - 476,290 views - 861 likes (87.1%), 128 dislikes (12.9%)
09:00 <nate> simba tell me everything!
09:00 <simba> tell me more tell me more
09:00 <nate> what size undies u wear?
10:00 <simba> idk
10:00 <nate> lol
10:00 <nate> u have a shower in the morning?
10:00 <simba> M
10:00 <simba> no in the afternoon
10:00 <nate> very good
10:00 <simba> my ass looks great in these bonds
10:00 <nate> people say it helps them wake up
11:00 <nate> im like i am awake
11:00 <simba> those people are genius
11:00 <nate> one guy i knew threw hot water on his face to wake up
11:00 <nate> freaky
11:00 <simba> psycho
12:00 <Loof> sir psycho sexy that is me sometimes i find i need to screammmmmmmm
12:00 <nate> he also liked the soft sented toilet paper
12:00 <nate> i find the soft sented stuff makes my bum ich and rip apart cause i like it ruff:)
12:00 <nate> homebrand all the way
12:00 <nate> :D~
13:00 <simba> i use a bidet
13:00 <nate> where is my hot stuff unstrayan!
13:00 <Unstrayan> if australia were cooler i probably would but fight the fire is not my aim
13:00 <nate> been hot in melbourne?
13:00 <Loof> i use weed
13:00 <Loof> dont tell anyone
14:00 <simba> do you shelve weed
14:00 <Loof> top shelf
14:00 <Unstrayan> alrite hommies i give ya tips
14:00 <nate> what is top shelf
14:00 <nate> leaf?
14:00 <Unstrayan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves
14:00 <Unstrayan> no3
14:00 <nate> :}
14:00 <simba> KUSH
15:00 <Unstrayan> kosher
15:00 <Loof> if it aint kush, it wont touch my lighter, i only smoke that shit that get me higher
15:00 <Loof> - juicyj
15:00 <Unstrayan> weeds pretty good and cheap in bangladesh
16:00 <simba> isnt it bad and expensive out there
16:00 <Loof> my psycho brother has taken up synthetic weed
16:00 <Loof> thats the end of him
16:00 <Unstrayan> Over 95% of these reserves are in the oil sands deposits in the province of Alberta.
16:00 <simba> yuk
16:00 <Loof> that shit makes meth look like sherbert
18:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.radisson.com/fort-mcmurray-hotel-ab-t9h4k7/abftmcmu
18:00 <Unstrayan> oil is money and money is oil
18:00 <simba> ur oil
18:00 <Loof> two drugs i want nothing to do with; meth and synth
19:00 <Loof> heroin and cocaine however!
19:00 <simba> weed and nintendo
19:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Loof> nintendope
20:00 <Unstrayan> http://oi59.tinypic.com/2z9mszk.jpg
20:00 <doctor> weed and nintendo bundles 
20:00 <Loof> that would be so awesome
20:00 <Unstrayan> ooh doctor, damn bro
20:00 <Unstrayan> i thougth you were killed today with a collusion with a truck
20:00 <Loof> and mario kart comes with free magic mushrooms
20:00 <doctor> lol why would you think that?
21:00 <Unstrayan> good to see you alive
21:00 <Unstrayan> are you 27?
21:00 <doctor> almost had a head on collison over taking a truck
21:00 <doctor> 28 in march, yeah
21:00 <simba> nintendos wiid starter kit with the family friendly pack in game to make smoking easy
21:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Unstrayan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26023809/intoxicated-driver-causes-deadly-crash/
23:00 <Unstrayan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26025734/teen-dies-in-car-crash/
23:00 <Unstrayan> one or the other
24:00 <Unstrayan> london is cool i reckon got a roof to stay
28:00 <simba> rage against the machine is my most annoying band
29:00 <nate> i have their poster over mah wall ;D
29:00 <nate> come on ovaah!
29:00 <nate> wall or bed
29:00 <simba> i have some bad posters on my wall still
29:00 <nate> both!
29:00 <simba> walls
30:00 <simba> bed
30:00 <simba> bedwll
30:00 <simba> bedwall
30:00 <British^Meat> do u have a creed poster simba?
31:00 <simba> def not
31:00 <British^Meat> http://www.nightscribe.com/entertainment/images/yodatile.jpg thats all i have
31:00 <simba> sik
32:00 <nate> nightowl and badwolf bite each other!
32:00 <NightOwl1> Only on the arse
32:00 <nate> with chocolate topping?
32:00 <nate> hhmmmm ;lD
33:00 <NightOwl1> And a cherry on top
33:00 <nate> yeah u need a young girls cherry
33:00 <nate> on top 4 sure
33:00 <simba> every man needs a molly
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <nate> freddy u yabba dabba doo me later?
36:00 <simba> hey FredFlinstone do u miss TheRon
36:00 <Digerati> simba, hey dude
36:00 <FredFlinstone> do you wnat that?
36:00 <simba> Ugh
36:00 <Digerati> hi all
36:00 <nate> theron is he a legend?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <Digerati> simba want to see me on youtube ?
36:00 <simba> i want to see you leave this channel
36:00 <British^Meat> :)
36:00 <nate> digi i wanna see u in the bath!?
37:00 <Digerati> why ?
39:00 <nate> gotta clean yourself sometime!
39:00 <nate> ;D~
39:00 <Digerati> your an elite computer genius simba :)
39:00 <Digerati> that's why i like you :)
40:00 <Digerati> don't you know that ? :)
40:00 <Digerati> i am just a noob lamer remember :)
40:00 <Digerati> you said it yourself :)
40:00 <simba> can u fuk of
40:00 <simba> lol 5 smiles in a row
40:00 <Digerati> hahahaha
40:00 <Digerati> awhhhh
40:00 <nate> i think hes sucking up
41:00 <nate> treat him good simba
41:00 <Digerati> hahaha nate
41:00 <Digerati> sure i am :) rotflmfao
41:00 <simba> rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
41:00 <Digerati> genius !
42:00 <Digerati> lol
42:00 <simba> an acronym of lies
42:00 <Digerati> rolls in a fit of uncontrollable mirth
42:00 <nate> haha mirth ;D
42:00 <Digerati> yeah right, you never lied in your entire life
43:00 <Digerati> such a angel simba
43:00 <nate> digi did simba come over and play with your ham radio and break it?
43:00 <simba> gold frank insense and mirth
43:00 <Digerati> rofl
43:00 <simba> the acronym is all lies though
43:00 <simba> u cant type it out and be rolling on the floor laughing ur anus off
43:00 <Digerati> the acronym is not used anymore
44:00 <Digerati> it's 90's
44:00 <nate> u guys have quite a relationship :D
44:00 <nate> i like it
44:00 <nate> banter baby!
44:00 <simba> dont
44:00 <Digerati> yeah, his a genius :) knows fed
44:00 <Digerati> hahaha
44:00 <Digerati> his a fed
44:00 <nate> whats this fed ?
44:00 <nate> federer:)
44:00 <Digerati> french fries
44:00 <simba> Digerati is a mental case 
44:00 <simba> just putting that out there
45:00 <Digerati> doesn't realise their is higher than feds
45:00 <Digerati> oh yes i am
45:00 <Digerati> and your a psychiatrist as well :)
45:00 <Digerati> is there anything you are not ? :) lol
45:00 <nate> hes very open
45:00 <nate> thankyou handyman digi ;D
45:00 <simba> im not a girlk
46:00 <simba> girl
46:00 <simba> not yet a woman
46:00 <Digerati> maybe a mind reader to ? :)
46:00 <Digerati> nate ;)
46:00 <Digerati> haha
46:00 <nate> simba u are my white lion
46:00 <Digerati> you ever played with a lion simba ?
47:00 <nate> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Kimba.JPG
47:00 <nate> see ;D
47:00 <Digerati> maybe you did that to :)
47:00 <Digerati> lmfao
47:00 <nate> simba and kimba pretty close
47:00 <nate> am i right digi
47:00 <nate> slap my bum
47:00 <Digerati> kimba and kimbies
48:00 <nate> look how cute it is!
48:00 <Digerati> lmfao :)
48:00 <simba> adorbs
48:00 <Digerati> oh jesus
48:00 <Digerati> oh brother where art thou
49:00 <Digerati> soggy bottom boys
49:00 <Digerati> i'm a man of constant sorrow !
49:00 <simba> u suck
50:00 <nate> probe him alittle first
50:00 <Digerati> simba, if you think in this world you know everyone know this
50:00 <Digerati> know thyself
50:00 <nate> digi how was your day today!
50:00 <nate> bored gurl nineteen is gonna get some messages!
50:00 <Digerati> go to japan in hiroshima
50:00 <Digerati> there is a bell
50:00 <nate> digi wanna message her
50:00 <Digerati> with two words in ancient greek
50:00 <simba> message her 
50:00 <Digerati> "know thyself"
50:00 <simba> meet up with her
51:00 <nate> say hey babe, i'd like to private you, for alittle boom boom
51:00 <simba> film the girl on girl action 4 the channel ops
51:00 <Digerati> rofl, i known nikky here since the 90's she thinks she knows al about me
51:00 <simba> no you havent
52:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8oF7QGPF4E
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Lekakis - Boom Boom (let's go back to my room) (Nov 14, 2011) 6:54 - Category: Music - 118,711 views - 409 likes (94.7%), 23 dislikes (5.3%)
52:00 <Digerati> yes i have :)
52:00 <Digerati> i am a liar that's why :)
52:00 <Digerati> and insane :)
52:00 <Digerati> and your a psychiatrist :)
52:00 <Digerati> lol
52:00 <nate> hes your pal simba
52:00 <doctor> no normal people exist
52:00 <doctor> just a set standard in our minds that nobody can meet
52:00 <Digerati> and you know what normal is right ?
53:00 <Digerati> hahahaha
59:00 <Pieter> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/elissa-alvarez-and-jose-caballero-charged-after-grandmother-filmed-them-having-sex-on-cortez-beach-florida/story-fnet0gt3-1226998275490?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lifestyle
18:00 <Pieter> k
18:00 <Pieter> nap time
18:00 <Pieter> bbl
28:00 <shadsam> b1 & simba are transvestites xd
28:00 <shadsam> lol
28:00 <shadsam> wb chelle
28:00 <shadsam> sexy
28:00 <chelle> thx
28:00 <shadsam> your welcome
29:00 <shadsam> very welcome,.
30:00 <shadsam> exetel rules
30:00 <shadsam> i used to use it
31:00 <shadsam> was thinking of reinstating soonish
31:00 <zaim> *you're
31:00 <shadsam> zaim u fuck puppet shut ur gob
31:00 <zaim> :D
31:00 <shadsam> when u going to ibiza
35:00 <DemonsRun> Wow simba
35:00 <DemonsRun> Wasn't really a decent excuse for a ban was it?
35:00 <simba> i
36:00 <simba> hi
36:00 <simba> what
36:00 <DemonsRun> You're handing out a lot of bans
36:00 <simba> thanx mom
36:00 <frayedknot> club #melbourne is for exclusive patrons only
37:00 <DemonsRun> That's just it, Its not.
37:00 <DemonsRun> You banned taco last night after a joke about a timer 
37:00 <DemonsRun> Shads over nothing...
37:00 <DemonsRun> Power trip 
37:00 <simba> i dont ban anyone because of one thing you saw shazza
37:00 <simba> calm down
37:00 <simba> u r stickin ur beak in a tree u never seen b4
38:00 <DemonsRun> Lol I'm calm... 
39:00 <DemonsRun> I'm just saying 
39:00 <simba> ur sayin u assumed i banned wayne because of nothing
39:00 <simba> which clealry shows u havent been around to see shads in action
41:00 <DemonsRun> Oh I have... But unless he's evading a ban, he hadn't done anything wrong, just then. 
42:00 <simba> he was 
42:00 <DemonsRun> Called you a trannie, then nothing, then something about Ibiza?
43:00 <simba> no he was evading from last night
43:00 <simba> thank u 4 ur concern 
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> so a power trip is banning someone 4 evading and banning a lil teenage taco who deserves bans
43:00 <simba> MaD PoWeR TrIps
44:00 <simba> go back n read he was clearly out of line compared to the rest of them 
44:00 <simba> k thanx
46:00 <DemonsRun> Oh you meant he was evading...
46:00 <DemonsRun> Can't go back, I don't log. Phone only keeps 300 lines.
47:00 <simba> ill mail it to you
48:00 <Unstrayan> remember this
48:00 <simba> lol i just saw this tho 
48:00 <simba> <shadsam> zaim u fuck puppet shut ur gob
48:00 <DemonsRun> Lol by post?
48:00 <simba> he was here one minute and abused someone
48:00 <simba> he is a terrible user
48:00 <zaim> i didn't mind it
48:00 <zaim> i like being abused at
48:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
48:00 <zaim> esepcially from ppl i dont know
48:00 <simba> thanx
48:00 <Unstrayan> all the grapes turned sour now
49:00 <simba> hes like beehhh but savage
49:00 <StrykerX> :>
49:00 <StrykerX> <:
49:00 <Unstrayan> im playing wit kitty like a tiny rat shes
49:00 <DemonsRun> Beehhh is just a Fucking idiot
49:00 <Unstrayan> ignored now bitch
49:00 <StrykerX> Taco got banned again?
50:00 <DemonsRun> Last night he did
50:00 <StrykerX> What was the reason?
50:00 <Unstrayan> last night i also did many things cant remember
50:00 <StrykerX> "We don't need no Taco"?
50:00 <DemonsRun> He was annoying Simba...
50:00 <StrykerX> Really?
50:00 <Unstrayan> we need him
50:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice put a timer on a ban, when she said 5 mins was up 
50:00 <StrykerX> That's it?
51:00 <DemonsRun> Simba banned him
51:00 <simba> the reason was terrible irc user
51:00 <Unstrayan> we dont need maurice and DemonsRun
51:00 <StrykerX> Wow
51:00 <StrykerX> This place has gone downhill
51:00 <DemonsRun> Taco was being a jerk
51:00 <Unstrayan> ban all the girls and no more aliens will invade
51:00 <simba> yea StrykerX is still in here im shit
51:00 <simba> the guy who started spamming “DSP” at me
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <DemonsRun> All coz they were arguing with b1 again really
51:00 <StrykerX> "yeah StrykerX im shit"
51:00 <DemonsRun> Simba stuck up for him etc etc 
51:00 <StrykerX> Ok?
51:00 <DemonsRun> You know how it goes
51:00 <StrykerX> OH
52:00 <StrykerX> The golden child
52:00 <StrykerX> k
52:00 <Unstrayan> krowd kontrol
52:00 <simba> no i didnt
52:00 <simba> jesus
52:00 <simba> i literally told them all to duke it out
52:00 <DemonsRun> Well
52:00 <DemonsRun> Yes and no
52:00 <DemonsRun> You told them to ignore each other.
52:00 <Unstrayan> you'll become a slave alien
52:00 <simba> yes initially i said ignore each other cos ur all old men
52:00 <DemonsRun> So b1 took that as, skirmish you have to ignore me!
52:00 <simba> then i said just duke it out like angry beasts
52:00 <DemonsRun> Simba said so
52:00 <Unstrayan> ban her
53:00 <simba> DemonsRun you do know taco has a bot in here, hes always in here reading, he joined the channel just to join in and attack me, i ignored it then got rid of him because he is, as i say, a terrible irc user
53:00 <DemonsRun> 30s isn't old.
53:00 <simba> there know u r educated
53:00 <DemonsRun> Oh I already knew that.
54:00 <simba> good now its out in the open so StrykerX cant be a sheep
54:00 <Unstrayan> fuck i want to work in cali
54:00 <simba> got the spotlight on u now StrykerX
54:00 <StrykerX> How's "work" simba?
54:00 <StrykerX> :)
54:00 <DemonsRun> You sound like b1
54:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, they may be related?
55:00 <simba> just cutting them out early m8
55:00 <DemonsRun> No idea
55:00 <DemonsRun> "You're all sheep"
55:00 <DemonsRun> All because we have opinions that are alike.
55:00 <simba> no 1 said youre all sheep
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <Unstrayan> http://youtu.be/t6x8Zf6L2Tc
55:00 <DemonsRun> All of us, in our ill gang.
55:00 <StrykerX> Perhaps the general opinion is the same for a reason?
55:00 <Unstrayan> usa usa usa all the way
55:00 <simba> i said he cant twist the story about the ban because it was out in the open
55:00 <simba> pretty simple
55:00 <DemonsRun> I'd assume so.
56:00 <simba> then he pretended i dont work
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> basic as
56:00 <simba> Basic Bloke
56:00 <Unstrayan> california is the best place to earn money
56:00 <StrykerX> You don't
56:00 <StrykerX> You're on here at 4am weeknights
56:00 <DemonsRun> Simba we've moved on from what he was saying.
56:00 <DemonsRun> Were talking about our gang now.
56:00 <simba> k DemonsRun
56:00 <Unstrayan> lots of seafood
56:00 <StrykerX> The gang?
56:00 <simba> im not on here 4am on weeknights i dont think
56:00 <DemonsRun> Our gang!
56:00 <simba> even if i was i could still go to work
56:00 <Unstrayan> DemonsRun talking for all the women
57:00 <DemonsRun> Look, Unstrayan is jealous he's not in the gang.
57:00 <StrykerX> I've seen you type at 4am
57:00 <StrykerX> Don't play dumb.
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> what a fool
57:00 <Unstrayan> what gang? Im the gahn
58:00 <simba> holidays did just finish u know
58:00 <simba> first week back
58:00 <DemonsRun> Depends on how long b1 keeps him in pm StrykerX 
58:00 <StrykerX> True
58:00 <StrykerX> Complaining about the irc people picking on him
58:00 <DemonsRun> We should probably stop
58:00 <DemonsRun> Don't feel like making him feel important.
59:00 <Unstrayan> because he interfered his nose onto others bottom too much
59:00 <StrykerX> lol
00:00 <Unstrayan> bangladeshi jihadist in syria from roxbourgepark
00:00 <simba> bless u
01:00 <Unstrayan> if i can only come back i'll burndown the immigration office during the night time so the cunts will have no job the next day
02:00 <StrykerX> Get deported the next day mate?
02:00 <StrykerX> Then sit on IRC for another few years sooking
02:00 <Unstrayan> already 7 year plus ago
03:00 <Unstrayan> going to be 8 this september
03:00 <DemonsRun> And you're still Fucking obsessed
03:00 <simba> happy birthday
03:00 <StrykerX> Wow
03:00 <Unstrayan> thanks simba
03:00 <simba> youre welcome
03:00 <Unstrayan> your house is next DemonsRun
04:00 <DemonsRun> Good luck finding it
04:00 <simba> anything goes when mirza hits your house
04:00 <Unstrayan> the nature will do it for ya i couldnt be bothered
04:00 <StrykerX> Unstrayan, are you Bangla?
05:00 <Unstrayan> yes and now in borneo
06:00 <simba> mirza do u and ur bf try gay tantra
06:00 <Unstrayan> i dont have a bf
06:00 <simba> well ur bigender other half
06:00 <simba> ur confused lover
07:00 <simba> do u do kamasutra
07:00 <Unstrayan> the bj was good tho
07:00 <Unstrayan> shes going for miss broneo contest with many other transgender like her on the 6th of may
07:00 <simba> just two guys and some oral copulation
07:00 <Unstrayan> i hope DemonsRun gets selected
08:00 <simba> miss bro neo
08:00 <Unstrayan> miss boronia
08:00 <simba> ur drunk
08:00 <Unstrayan> battery
09:00 <simba> lick a battery
09:00 <simba> now
09:00 <simba> she’ll be right
09:00 <Unstrayan> one punched kinghit victim
09:00 <Unstrayan> battery is a term of law m8
13:00 <simba> lick 1
14:00 <StrykerX> Not very appropriate commentary from an op
14:00 <StrykerX> You should be setting an examply.
14:00 <StrykerX> Example too
14:00 <simba> StrykerX lick a battery
14:00 <Unstrayan> there is probably nothing is waiting and join the homeless people's queue after arrival
14:00 <StrykerX> simba blow me cunt
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Unstrayan> simba is cool
14:00 <simba> ur actually serious
14:00 <StrykerX> Not really
14:00 <simba> u take this way too seriously
14:00 <Unstrayan> i dont like female ops they are useless
14:00 <StrykerX> IRC is not a place to be serious.
15:00 <simba> i know ur mates with panda so u guys probably bond over ur anger streaks
15:00 <Unstrayan> norell is a woman to me
15:00 <StrykerX> At least I have mates. :)
15:00 <simba> yea good reply.. up there with “u dont work”
15:00 <simba> is norrell a woman to God tho?
15:00 <Unstrayan> parliament should employ more transgender candidates than women
16:00 <Unstrayan> shemales will run the country better
16:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Unstrayan> that guy hold up an indian store and fled with their till was my best italian mate
21:00 <Unstrayan> he was wearing a mask and gloves but i know him by his huge size chest
22:00 <Unstrayan> he also got tranny gf from nz
25:00 <simba> spot that chest anywhere
25:00 <Unstrayan> now my twin has joined the ISIS in victoria because of you guys had separated him from me
25:00 <simba> sure
25:00 <Unstrayan> he dont even answer my calls or reply of my msgs
26:00 <Unstrayan> another reason for me not to come back
26:00 <Unstrayan> ever again
26:00 <simba> Epic.
28:00 <StrykerX> I think its naptime
38:00 <slinky_J> whEN i ARM WRESTLE
38:00 <slinky_J> I like to list all the things I'm going to do after I win.
38:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0GOlRwu_8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Fallon and Liam Neeson Arm Wrestle (Jan 7, 2015) 4:20 - Category: Comedy - 1,113,138 views - 11,534 likes (98.8%), 143 dislikes (1.2%)
42:00 <simba> 4:20
49:00 <dog> sup
03:00 <slinky_J> haha
03:00 <slinky_J> I want to head to grange beach
04:00 <slinky_J> :/
04:00 <slinky_J> get some crabs n some clams
04:00 <slinky_J> n chillz
38:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX trust me, I will
38:00 <StrykerX> Huh?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Hey!
42:00 <DemonsRun> I was replying to your "have fun" txt
42:00 <StrykerX> Oh
42:00 <StrykerX> I GEDDIT
57:00 <DemonsRun> Herpa derp
03:00 <StrykerX> Love it
03:00 <StrykerX> Use Citylink 3 times
03:00 <StrykerX> My account is debited $130
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
11:00 <MrMark> booooooooooo!
21:00 <Doodle> 420 woooo
21:00 <Doodle> well
21:00 <Doodle> 421
22:00 <Pieter> lumeah lumeah pooooomeah
30:00 <StrykerX> Pieter still has me on ignore from yesterday
30:00 <StrykerX> This has to be a record.
37:00 <slinky_J> ohwell
37:00 <slinky_J> wb simba
37:00 <slinky_J> just put him on ignore StrykerX
37:00 <StrykerX> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> lolz
40:00 <slinky_J> yer
40:00 <slinky_J> and just type about him, indirectly
40:00 <slinky_J> it's how dudes get away with harrassing ppl on irc lol
40:00 <slinky_J> neway do u like my new facebook dp?
43:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
43:00 <StrykerX> It's hot.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist should only be used to describe cake
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOTHING ELSE
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> "oh babeh i'm so moist" *roll eyes*
45:00 <Pieter> moist
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> see how pathetic that is
46:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
46:00 <slinky_J> hm
47:00 <StrykerX> Oh katie
47:00 <StrykerX> You've got me so moist
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
49:00 <Doodle> 420 wooo
49:00 <Doodle> well 
49:00 <Doodle> 450
58:00 <StrykerX> Supercharged 420?
01:00 <Doodle> challenge accepted
02:00 <MrMark> anyone wanna drink 12 scotches with me?
04:00 <Doodle> hot
04:00 <Doodle> oer
04:00 <faux> not wearing anything to...dack
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <faux> its so hot outside 
04:00 <faux> juat had a shower and turned me aircon on 
04:00 <faux> Blissss
04:00 <Doodle> its only like 21 here
05:00 <Doodle> just washed me car m8
05:00 <faux> 35here
05:00 <faux> swap
05:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10522141_10204042807164098_7253980468399247985_o.jpg
05:00 <faux> Nice rear end
05:00 <faux> ha he ahehauehh
05:00 <Doodle> kekeke
05:00 <faux> Bubble butttt
05:00 <faux> Bubble bubble bubble butttt
06:00 <faux> Etc
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Major Lazer - Bubble Butt.mp3 (6.78MB 192kbps Mono 4:56)
06:00 <Doodle> yeeeeee
06:00 <Nikky`> Wish my car was that clean *sigh*
06:00 <Doodle> swing by
07:00 <Nikky`> tho, I have to use my car wash thingo..so guess will do it tomorrow
07:00 <Nikky`> bit far to get a car wash
07:00 <Doodle> i'm cleaning 2 more cars tomorrow
07:00 <Doodle> joy
07:00 <Nikky`> Well.. who said yes?
07:00 <Doodle> lol my mum and my sister
08:00 <Nikky`> Can so no to them
08:00 <Nikky`> say even
08:00 <Doodle> my sisters car has a thin film of child all over it
08:00 <Nikky`> You shall be busy for a few hrs
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey chelle :o)
09:00 <chelle> HEYA
09:00 <chelle> er soz 
10:00 <Doodle> i shall Nikky`
10:00 <Doodle> hot
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass.mp3 (5.39MB 128kbps Mono 5:53)
13:00 <StrykerX> I was gonna abuse the club rego system
14:00 <StrykerX> But it seems to difficult
14:00 <StrykerX> :/
14:00 <Nikky`> ??
14:00 <Pieter> http://www.justprojectors.com.au/mh740.htm i thought i found mh470
14:00 <Pieter> :/
14:00 <Doodle> sif difficult
14:00 <Doodle> just dont get caught
14:00 <StrykerX> Put my car on club rego, save $600 a yr in rego
14:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, it means I have to socialize
14:00 <Doodle> lol true
14:00 <TokenDaRing> sup StrykerX
15:00 <Doodle> i was going to put my rx7 on club reg when i did khanacross in it
15:00 <StrykerX> Still tempted to give it a whirl
15:00 <Doodle> but sold it instead
15:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, this $706 in rego I just paid is a rip off
15:00 <Doodle> but i was in a club
15:00 <Doodle> my rego is due too :S
15:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
15:00 <Doodle> and my licence
15:00 <StrykerX> Well I only drive it on aweekends anyway
15:00 <MrMark> smen
15:00 <StrykerX> Well, I will when I get it
15:00 <MrMark> semen on my face
16:00 <Doodle> get what
16:00 <Nikky`> Get what car StrykerX?
16:00 <StrykerX> A car
16:00 <StrykerX> lol
16:00 <Nikky`> I need to know all
16:00 <Doodle> details
16:00 <StrykerX> Needs to be 25 yrs +
16:00 <Doodle> so i can mock
16:00 <StrykerX> VL BRO
16:00 <StrykerX> DOSE IT CUNT
16:00 <Doodle> oh god
16:00 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha
16:00 <Doodle> there are vl's around here on historic reg
16:00 <Doodle> and xe falcons
16:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, must be 1990 and older
16:00 <StrykerX> I could get a VN
16:00 <Doodle> which leaves a lot of good cars
16:00 <Doodle> why
16:00 <StrykerX> Be a bogan cunt
17:00 <Doodle> get a good car
17:00 <Doodle> for a change
17:00 <StrykerX> I miss my old VK
17:00 <Doodle> 1989 twin turbo 300zx
17:00 <Doodle> there
17:00 <StrykerX> Wish I had it still
17:00 <Doodle> make 400kw
17:00 <StrykerX> Nice
17:00 <Nikky`> So, got my lazy arse to gym, shops and while out decided vodka was a good buy haha
17:00 <StrykerX> They worth much?
17:00 <Doodle> mmm vodka
17:00 <Doodle> fuck all
17:00 <Doodle> like 6k
17:00 <StrykerX> Actually, no good
17:00 <StrykerX> I need a 4 door
17:00 <Doodle> oer
18:00 <StrykerX> Vodka is code for something else
18:00 <StrykerX> ;)
18:00 <Nikky`> Sif you need to get hammered for that
18:00 <Doodle> true
19:00 <Doodle> i need to go to the supermarket but its bound to be full of cockwits
19:00 <Doodle> ie locals
19:00 <Nikky`> I just got back from shops not long ago
19:00 <Nikky`> It was pretty quiet
20:00 <Doodle> it better be or i will hold you responsible
20:00 <StrykerX> I need to go get smokes
20:00 <Nikky`> I can handle that
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <StrykerX> But I cbf talking to people
20:00 <Nikky`> Its ok MrMark.. never take drinks from a drunk..they will miss their drinks too much
20:00 <StrykerX> Means having to resist the urge to slap someone
21:00 <Nikky`> Or you could quit smoking - buy a better car
21:00 <MrMark> nah im a sharing kinda person
21:00 <Nikky`> Just saying is all
21:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:00 <StrykerX> I'm just trying to jew out on rego
23:00 <StrykerX> lol
23:00 <StrykerX> I drive work cars all week
24:00 <Nikky`> Just suck it up and pay your damn rego
24:00 <StrykerX> Car*
24:00 <StrykerX> NO!
24:00 <Nikky`> YES
24:00 <StrykerX> MAKE ME
25:00 <MrMark> saucy
25:00 <MrMark> play nice children
25:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is going ;)
26:00 <Nikky`> I know you do hon.. I know how you like the pain ;o)
26:00 <StrykerX> o0o0oo
26:00 <StrykerX> found a club that doesn't force meeting people
26:00 <StrykerX> Except the initial vehicle inspection
26:00 <StrykerX> I can tolerate this.
26:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5RDJFwI3I
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Cocker - Ain't No Sunshine (Oct 3, 2010) 3:12 - Category: Music - 12,014,202 views - 41,120 likes (98.4%), 672 dislikes (1.6%)
27:00 <beagle> im playing that very fucking loud.
27:00 <beagle> i will allways love you melbourne
28:00 <beagle> now help me .....
28:00 <beagle> well im living here you cant see me 
29:00 <StrykerX> Do you live in Dandenong?
30:00 <beagle> no
30:00 <slinky_J> ahahay
30:00 <beagle> i guess it wouldnt be too far
30:00 <slinky_J> joe cocker aye
30:00 <slinky_J> what about david soul - silver lady
30:00 <slinky_J> thassumshit
34:00 <simba> chocolate orphan
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock …. er
35:00 <MrMark> sticky cock
44:00 <StrykerX> Club rego requires a RWC after Jan 31st
44:00 <StrykerX> Gay
44:00 <StrykerX> Gotta get my arse into gear.
55:00 <slinky_J> i luv ur ass
56:00 <slinky_J> smells like perfume
56:00 <slinky_J> froma woman butthole
56:00 <slinky_J> <3
57:00 <StrykerX> <3
17:00 <Pieter> lumeah lumeah pooooooomeah
18:00 <slinky_J> when was the last time u picked up an irc chick bro
18:00 <slinky_J> just askin mang
18:00 <Lumeah2> Piety piety piety!!! 
18:00 <slinky_J> mangarang
18:00 <Lumeah2> slinky_J:! 
18:00 <Pieter> few months back
18:00 <slinky_J> lume
18:00 <slinky_J> :P
18:00 <Pieter> but she was married
18:00 <Lumeah2> :p
18:00 <slinky_J> nomarried
18:00 <slinky_J> pff
18:00 <slinky_J> lolz
18:00 <Lumeah2> Phhht
19:00 <Lumeah2> Wasn't being served correctly 
19:00 <Pieter> last irc person before that was mandy :/
19:00 <slinky_J> :)
19:00 <slinky_J> yo ass!
19:00 <slinky_J> smax
19:00 <Lumeah2> Dammit 
19:00 <slinky_J> fk mandy
19:00 <slinky_J> pos loser addict
19:00 <Lumeah2> Wasn't me?  :p. 
19:00 <Pieter> oh wiat on
19:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
19:00 <slinky_J> lolz
19:00 <Pieter> kittylicious was the last person
20:00 <Pieter> i forgot :/
20:00 <slinky_J> ahhhh
20:00 <slinky_J> lols kk
20:00 <Lumeah2> Haha want good enough then
20:00 <slinky_J> hmm last person i met from online was from fb 
20:00 <slinky_J> was like 2012
20:00 <slinky_J> oh besides lume
20:00 <slinky_J> we made a porn
20:00 <slinky_J> IT IS DISGUSTING TO WATCH!
20:00 <Lumeah2> Last person i met online was 2001
20:00 <slinky_J> ;)
20:00 <Lumeah2> Haha 
20:00 <slinky_J> coz das so hot
20:00 <slinky_J> lOLz
20:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
24:00 <Lumeah2> Ew.. Put it on YouTube 
26:00 <Pieter> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10342890_10153024697078259_2118452381854637909_n.jpg?oh=2670f45bfc817f8800f083d1c551a5bb&oe=5537555A
26:00 <Pieter> for sale for $150 if any one wants it :)
26:00 <Pieter> massage chair
26:00 <Pieter> SEX CHAIR
26:00 <Lumeah2> Aww still no bites. 
27:00 <doctor> looks like something you'd tap into a matrix with
27:00 <Pieter> doctor: I jack myself up every time Im in that chair ;p
27:00 <doctor> lol
28:00 <Pieter> do godfreys sell anything else other than vacuum cleaners ?
28:00 <Skirmish> Steam mops
29:00 <doctor> they'd have to start diversifing soon
29:00 <Pieter> i take that as a no then
29:00 <doctor> if bunnings get their way there will be no need for niche speciality stores
29:00 <Skirmish> All the answers you seek are right here. www.godfreys.com.au
30:00 <Pieter> wasnt bunnings called mcewens ?
30:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Been inside a Masters store? They put Bunnings to shame.
30:00 <doctor> we've got a few masters around here but this big super stores are the bunnings
30:00 <doctor> but yeah, they're in tight competition
30:00 <Skirmish> Masters is the next step towards Australia having it's own version of Walmart. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Everything you can imagine buying under one roof. 
31:00 <doctor> yeah that's the way things are going
31:00 <doctor> super chain wars
31:00 <Skirmish> I want to check out the new Cosco in Sydney
31:00 <Skirmish> I've heard lots of amazing things about it. 
31:00 <Pieter> ive seen the masters tv commercials but never seen one before :/
31:00 <doctor> We don't even have an Aldi over here yet
32:00 <Skirmish> Aldi is terrible. I hate it. 
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish do you have a family?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> or buy for more than 3 people?
32:00 <Skirmish> I do. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Not more than 3, no. 
32:00 <doctor> We've got a small chain named spud shed that was giving away free potatoes
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Costco might be worth it for you
32:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're single or a couple, it's not
32:00 <TokenDaRing> but if you have kids maybe
32:00 <doctor> Grabbed 4kg worth but most will probably go rotten
32:00 <doctor> throw them in the mulcher
33:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I could buy a years worth of toilet paper in one go though. I can store it. 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
33:00 <TokenDaRing> I love people who are like, WELL YOU CAN BUY BULK TOILET PAPER
33:00 <TokenDaRing> big deal lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Have a cupboard in my home full of cleaning chemicals and toilet paper. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it seems to be the most popular story I hear about the place from people that have been there. "BULK DUNNY PAPER YO!"
34:00 <Skirmish> My primary task would be to source a large and constant supply of black cat lollies that would leave me pooping a gelatinous blob. 
34:00 <doctor> lol
35:00 <doctor> hello mew
35:00 <Mew> hello doc
35:00 <doctor> welcome home!
36:00 <Skirmish> $60 a year just to have a card that lets you in the front door. Sounds like the illuminati. 
36:00 <Mew> I'm a whore in sheeps clothing
36:00 <Skirmish> ey it's Mother Mew. How is it going?
36:00 <doctor> so secret. I want in!
37:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You're a New Zealanders wet dream? 
37:00 <Mew> Excelente thx you?
37:00 <Mew> yis 
37:00 <Mew> Chur bro
37:00 <Mew> Maooooori
37:00 <Skirmish> I am very well all considering. 
37:00 <Mew> that's good then :)
37:00 <Skirmish> I am dodging going to a wedding expo tomorrow because of work so it balances out. 
37:00 <Mew> score
38:00 <Skirmish> At work ... meh ... avoid wedding expo ... win. 
38:00 <Mew> did you really wanna pick from invites with ribbon or invites with lace? should we get diamontes? are we having a wishing.. Oh wait 
39:00 <Skirmish> I might chop up an apple and feed it to the local bunny rabbits tonight. 
39:00 <Mew> I'm not marrying you :(
39:00 <Skirmish> Achieve zen by watching them.
39:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I chose invites printed on magnets! 
39:00 <Mew> you're a thinking man
39:00 <Mew> i can tell
39:00 <Skirmish> So people can just whack it on the fridge and it will be in their faces all the time.
40:00 <Mew> I often have to use my I LOVE ANAL fridge magnet to stick wedding invites on our fridge and I kinda feel bad and amused with a dash of aroused
40:00 <chelle> hahahaha
41:00 <Mew> we had 5 diff invites up the other month
41:00 <Skirmish> lol
41:00 <Mew> It was mayhem
41:00 <chelle> fuck all these people getting married
41:00 <Skirmish> I've only been to two friends weddings. Most of the other mates had their weddings overseas and shit and I think that's rude to invite someone to Fiji like it's no big thing.
42:00 <Skirmish> chelle: I refuse to cheat on my wife, so if you're going to fuck me it has to be before August. 
42:00 <chelle> that's still cheating son
42:00 <Skirmish> Not on my wife though. 
42:00 <chelle> yes it is..
42:00 <chelle> shes your fiance
42:00 <Mew> that's a deadline I wanna be a part of
42:00 <chelle> how isnt it cheating
42:00 <Skirmish> No. She's not my wife until August. 
42:00 <faux> hey skirm, mew
42:00 <Skirmish> So therefore, I am not cheating on my wife. 
42:00 <Mew> foofie!
43:00 <Skirmish> Hey faux :)
43:00 <chelle> no, you're cheating on your partner
43:00 <chelle> same shit lol
43:00 <Skirmish> Not the same at all. I am fine with cheating on my gf, but no way I would cheat on my wife. 
43:00 <faux> :D
43:00 <faux> Mewmew
43:00 <chelle> shes the same person
43:00 <faux> Wait what 
43:00 <chelle> you're retarded :D
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <chelle> you realise nothing happens after you say "I do"
43:00 <chelle> ?
43:00 <chelle> you get a peice of paper
43:00 <Skirmish> She hasn't unlocked the wife achievement yet. 
43:00 <chelle> you're the same people
44:00 <chelle> its hardly a big deal
44:00 <Skirmish> chelle: I am only getting married once. I will not do anything to risk my marriage after it's legit. 
44:00 <doctor> god allows you to have sex after
44:00 <chelle> you're retarded
44:00 <Mew> you don't just get the keys to the joint bank account, you become the invisible chastity belt 
44:00 <chelle> and ill LOL when you potentially consider divorce in a few years time
44:00 <doctor> but only to make baby
44:00 <Skirmish> The only circumstances I will not be any longer married under will be those that leave me a widow. 
44:00 <chelle> as so many new couples do
44:00 <BlackDevil> this is a nice tattoo of birds and a pig http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/46T6NMk.jpg
45:00 <chelle> so you'll get sick of your wife and then try to kill her?
45:00 <BlackDevil> also nsfw
45:00 <Skirmish> If that is what it takes. Yes. 
45:00 <doctor> very nice BlackDevil
45:00 <chelle> like in double jeopardy? 
45:00 <Skirmish> I could also emotionally abuse her until she necks herself, leaving me blameless. 
45:00 <chelle> lol okay then mate
45:00 <Mew> we went to a churchy wedding in Nov and they were both virgins 
45:00 <Mew> past tense
45:00 <doctor> lol
45:00 <chelle> Mew: AS IF
45:00 <chelle> how sad
45:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Was one of them lying to make the other feel better? 
45:00 <Mew> For real Lol
46:00 <doctor> pretty sure my sister and her husband were the same
46:00 <doctor> just don't know, but they were pretty religious at the time
46:00 <Skirmish> Why is it sad they're virgins chelle? Just because not every woman has had her labia bashed as much as yours :P
46:00 <Mew> The next day me and bens bros gf were looking at them like we know you've banged now.. Errrrrrrybody knows u got dick last night
46:00 <Mew> It'd be kinda daunting
46:00 <doctor> lol
46:00 <Ana_Ng> excuse me
47:00 <Ana_Ng> you're lucky any woman lets you near her labia
47:00 <slinky_J> EXCUSE ME
47:00 <Skirmish> Overseas fatteh ... you can't judge me.
47:00 <Ana_Ng> you should thank the sluts, they do good charity work
47:00 <slinky_J> labia
47:00 <slinky_J> female pusseh lips
47:00 <Mew> oh yuck I thought you were dead slinky_j
47:00 <slinky_J> I wonder what a woman looks like naked, prob like fudge.
48:00 <Ana_Ng> hee hee
48:00 <slinky_J> my soul's stubborn ellie
48:00 <slinky_J> :P
48:00 <slinky_J> I love you too
48:00 <Skirmish> I am a charismatic man Ana_Ng. Don't be hating the ladies that want to enjoy time with the alpha I am. 
48:00 <doctor> dunno, I imagine like a greased plucked chicken
48:00 <slinky_J> I met a guy splitting image of Ben aye
48:00 <slinky_J> ahah
48:00 <doctor> I look like the underbelly of an old dog
48:00 <Mew> I don't care lol
48:00 <slinky_J> sames
48:00 <Mew> Pls stop breathing
48:00 <Mew> thx
48:00 <slinky_J> cared enouogh to say that and the first thing.
49:00 <slinky_J> You guys got issues.
49:00 <Mew> that's not much care lol
49:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Cockroaches are resilient. He may live for quite some time.
49:00 <Mew> I moved my finger a few times
49:00 <Mew> sweatin
49:00 <slinky_J> How's your retarded kid? Pretty knowledgable, about flushing trains down toilets.
49:00 <doctor> efficient creatures
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i can tell you are charismatic, because you told me you are.
50:00 <BlackDevil> doctor http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
50:00 <Skirmish> Why would you attack mews child in your attacks on Mew slinky_J? 
50:00 <chelle> Mew: haha everybody knows.. exactly.
50:00 <Skirmish> It only highlights how low a person you are. 
50:00 <slinky_J> chill Skirmish
50:00 <slinky_J> nothing to do with you
51:00 <slinky_J> as to say, nothing to do with you.
51:00 <doctor> Too expensive, much easier to just put a emaciated dead rat in their letterbox
51:00 <Skirmish> You typed it into the public channel and assaulted my eyes with your despicableness. You involved me. 
51:00 <TheRon> one is the loneliest number that you will do
51:00 <doctor> but I don't have enemies
51:00 <doctor> so I do that for my friends
51:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish just shh and wait
51:00 <slinky_J> Mew
51:00 <slinky_J> the last time I was on Austnet and you were spreading rumours about me bashing a chick
52:00 <slinky_J> do me a favour, I'm on here don't acknowledge it. 
52:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEk-E5F1C0
52:00 <Mew> mkay
52:00 <slinky_J> kewl
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The supermarket cow dance (Jan 15, 2015) 2:46 - Category: Entertainment - 867,124 views - likes (98.6%), 142 dislikes (1.4%)
52:00 <slinky_J> and sorry for what I said just before.
52:00 <Skirmish> For a guy that is amazed why people hold "grudges" against you, you sure like dredging up the reasons why they originally started. 
52:00 <slinky_J> thank you.
52:00 <Mew> he just keeps going lol
53:00 <Skirmish> 2 pluth 2 is phor. 
53:00 <TheRon> It's a song of the heart A race in the wind A light in the dark That's freedom It's a reason to live And after the rain Rekindle the spark Let freedom ring
53:00 <chelle> Skirmish: theres nothing funny about having a lisp..
54:00 <slinky_J> I was wondering Skirmish, when you'd begin to give me shit again.
54:00 <Skirmish> chelle: Not if you have the lisp ... no. Hilarious for everyone else.
54:00 <doctor> TheRon the dead set romantic
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <doctor> You'd make a girl very happy
54:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: I never stopped. That's why you were sooking about me holding a grduge against you a week ago.
54:00 <slinky_J> hmm?
54:00 <TheRon> chicks look at me and get disgusted
55:00 <slinky_J> I don't remember it
55:00 <slinky_J> but I don't catalogue everything that's said on austnet
55:00 <slinky_J> you do
55:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone seen a picture of TheRon? I am thinking Poiter from Fast Forward days. 
55:00 <Mew> dat old selective memory
55:00 <slinky_J> you come on here, every single fucking day
55:00 <doctor> they just need to see your inner beauty
55:00 <slinky_J> with something to prove
55:00 <doctor> but first impressions mean a lot, I get that
55:00 <slinky_J> outta that superiority complex of yours
55:00 <Skirmish> Yeah everyone says that but I don't get it. What is there to prove here? 
55:00 <TheRon> give me a beer woman chop chop
55:00 <slinky_J> abusing B1
55:00 <slinky_J> absuing anybody you can
56:00 <slinky_J> trying to prove how smart you are.
56:00 <slinky_J> dude, you're a dickhead.
56:00 <doctor> not knowing what TheRon looks like adds to the mystery of his persona
56:00 <Skirmish> lol I almost wrote "teats". 
56:00 <slinky_J> How To Win Friends On Irc Because IRL I Have Self Esteem Issues
56:00 <slinky_J> good book.
57:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am sure even you can see the irony in YOU, psycho-analysing me on irc. 
57:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason?
57:00 <doctor> illusions don't do it for me, my self esteem issues are my own and I must cherish them
57:00 <Mew> if any man can get so raged up over irc  that they lactate.. Its him lol
57:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish your problem is that you believe, truly do, that what every single active user in this channel thinks about you actually counts
57:00 <slinky_J> I'm not raging
57:00 <TheRon> i lactate beer
57:00 <Skirmish> I am finding it hard understanding that sentence. 
57:00 <slinky_J> I'm trying to help Skirmish.
57:00 <Skirmish> Explain. 
58:00 <slinky_J> just nobody can sell him on himself.
58:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I believe you do. VB? 
58:00 <TheRon> boag's draught
58:00 <Skirmish> Never tried Boags. 
58:00 <chelle> everyone here seems to care so much
58:00 <Mew> i lactate cum
58:00 <chelle> I don't know why
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@mew
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> walk away do stuff, and come back to, I lactate cum - gold.
58:00 <Mew> if you cum on my tits they'll cum on you mate get around it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> pew pew
59:00 <doctor> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> disgusting
59:00 <Mew> fuckin ripsnortaaaa
59:00 <TheRon> mew ben mind if i...........
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> You just know that after typing PEW PEW Kate then gave each of her boobs a squeeze. 
59:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
59:00 <slinky_J> dont be a dick
59:00 <Skirmish> Adults are enjoying a chat now slinky_J. Time for you to go away. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, I totes did
00:00 <slinky_J> is what you should repeat to yourself
00:00 <slinky_J> go fuck that yetti gf of yours
00:00 <slinky_J> mister bigtime
00:00 <slinky_J> I'm sick of watching you fucking give everybody shit
00:00 <slinky_J> what the fuck is wrong with you man?
00:00 <Mew> Irc angry
00:00 <slinky_J> Seriously
01:00 <slinky_J> ninety0nine percent of your chat is abusive
01:00 <slinky_J> to ANYONE
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima do something constructive!
01:00 <Mew> are you talking about yourself 
01:00 <slinky_J> what is so wrong in your life that you have to come online and abuse everybody
01:00 <chelle> he doesnt abuse me anymore because he knows better
01:00 <chelle> but i must be the only one
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, seek out some cock!
01:00 <slinky_J> lol chelle
01:00 <Skirmish> chelle showed me her boobs. Restepct. 
02:00 <TheRon> two strong hearts, we stick together like the honey and the bee
02:00 <chelle> Skirmish: really? I don't recall.
02:00 <slinky_J> Damn right. Can;t answer can you.
02:00 <slinky_J> fucking loser.
02:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: I'm not really paying attention to your rant. 
02:00 <Mew> calm ur farm
02:00 <slinky_J> nah it's the bullshit you give and the sucking up you do
02:00 <TheRon> beer is the saviour of all that is good
02:00 <Skirmish> chelle: I made it up to try distract him with thoughts of breasts. I think it may have made him worse though. Sorry. 
02:00 <slinky_J> and you can't see it
03:00 <slinky_J> chat up chelle
03:00 <slinky_J> chat up Nikky
03:00 <slinky_J> I see you do this every day
03:00 <chelle> its pretty hard to chat me up because I don't actually give a fuck.
03:00 <slinky_J> and abuse every male you can
03:00 <Skirmish> Do I try and actually chat you up chelle? 
03:00 <slinky_J> you're pathetic.
03:00 <slinky_J> So how about
03:00 <chelle> yeah you want in my pants, Skirmish 
03:00 <slinky_J> next time b1 is chatting
03:00 <chelle> its pretty obvious
03:00 <Skirmish> Of course ... but do I chat you up?
03:00 <slinky_J> you dont give him shit
03:00 <slinky_J> prove how much of a man you are
03:00 <chelle> you attempt to I guess.
04:00 <slinky_J> because I believe you just can't help yourself.
04:00 <Skirmish> You really think that? 
04:00 <slinky_J> ;)
04:00 <Skirmish> oh dear. 
04:00 <chelle> I mean, as much as someone can chat me up - which is hardly.
04:00 <chelle> coz I'm not interested
04:00 <chelle> so sure.
04:00 <Pieter> yeah!
04:00 <Pieter> youre not interesting!
04:00 <Pieter> =p
04:00 <chelle> Pieter: that too
04:00 <Pieter> :)
05:00 <TheRon> has john farnham done his last tour yet?
05:00 <Skirmish> That must have been exhausting. 
05:00 <chelle> Skirmish: how small is your penis? Just curious
06:00 <Skirmish> chelle: Honestly never measured it. 
06:00 <chelle> i can't believe that
06:00 <chelle> all guys measure their penises
06:00 <chelle> its a right of passage.
06:00 <Skirmish> Never taken a picture of it either. It's my internet rules. 
06:00 <Pieter> hasnt john farnham done like 5 last tours
06:00 <Pieter> ?
06:00 <TheRon> i think its' a good idea to play john farnham at weddings
06:00 <doctor> I measured years a go. I failed
06:00 <Skirmish> If a woman is to be curious or interested in me, then it will be for other reasons than my penis. 
06:00 <Pieter> just go mornington and get jimmy barnes
06:00 <TheRon> seemed like a good idea at the time
07:00 <Skirmish> I guess it's average? 
07:00 <chelle> Skirmish: id dump a guy over a bad penis.
07:00 <chelle> like, if it was terrible and i had to bang it
07:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I am hung like a horse or anything. So probably just average. 
07:00 <chelle> its gotta be decent.
07:00 <TheRon> i've kicked a chick out of bed for farting
07:00 <slinky_J> FUCK
07:00 <Pieter> farting in their sleep
07:00 <slinky_J> please
07:00 <Skirmish> Sex is an important part of any relationship. Totally understandable that you would end it if it was bad. 
07:00 <slinky_J> dont talk about your dick
07:00 <slinky_J> or wearing a g string
08:00 <slinky_J> like inna other channel
08:00 <slinky_J> ur fucking fugly bro
08:00 <slinky_J> and ur gf looks like a boy with downsyndrome
08:00 <Skirmish> Why are you rating my attractiveness slinky_J? 
08:00 <slinky_J> dont pretend by typing that ur a cutie dude
08:00 <chelle> its sad no one shares pics anymore
08:00 <Skirmish> No homo mate. 
08:00 <slinky_J> dude
08:00 <slinky_J> ur fucking ugly
08:00 <Skirmish> Ok. 
08:00 <slinky_J> and ur gf looks like a man with downsyndrome
08:00 <slinky_J> and u come on irc and give ppl shit
08:00 <slinky_J> and then u chat up irc girls
08:00 <slinky_J> WHEN U HAVE A GF!
08:00 <doctor> normally it's someone else that shares your pic
08:00 <TheRon> chelle you share a pic and it ends up on a terrorist watch list
08:00 <slinky_J> go fuck ur Yak bro
09:00 <bee_girl> A 32-year-old Taiwanese man has reportedly died after a three-day gaming binge at an internet cafe in the island's south, the second such case this year.
09:00 <chelle> TheRon: rly?
09:00 <Skirmish> I have come to the conclusion that slinky_J is pretty mad. 
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind, through my dreams
10:00 <slinky_J> mad as in sick as in totes ace bro
10:00 <slinky_J> fk yeaaa
10:00 <TheRon> is footloose better than dirty dancing?
10:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Yes. 
10:00 <bee_girl> no
11:00 <TheRon> no?
11:00 <Skirmish> The music is better imo. 
11:00 <bee_girl> i disagree
11:00 <Lish> They are both bad
11:00 <TheRon> only so much kenny loggins you can take
11:00 <slinky_J> patrick swazye
11:00 <slinky_J> dude
11:00 <slinky_J> dont listen to Skirmish
12:00 <TheRon> eric carmen rules
12:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
12:00 <slinky_J> wana play lambs?
12:00 <TheRon> she puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
13:00 <chelle> it not she
13:00 <TheRon> damn
14:00 <Mew> greenskeepers!
14:00 <TheRon> chelle baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
14:00 <chelle> we do?
14:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm86I_kezVY
14:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:00 <TheRon> phil collins says so
15:00 <Lumeah> The ron
15:00 <Skirmish> ROFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htUVGJRv5I WOT IS THIS!
16:00 <TheRon> yes?
17:00 <Lumeah> Hi 
17:00 <Skirmish> Hi Lumeah
17:00 <Skirmish> How's your weekend so far? 
18:00 <chelle> this aldi brand coke is not half bad.
18:00 <Pieter> i like my LA ICE
18:00 <Pieter> MYYYYYYY
18:00 <chelle> yeah LA ice is good coz it tastes like postmix
19:00 <Lumeah> Way to much time on someones hands
19:00 <Lumeah> Hi skirmy. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: You have too much time on your hands? Quiet weekend then? 
19:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lnliness
20:00 <TheRon> loneliness 
20:00 <Lumeah> No who made the video has to much tine. 
20:00 <Lumeah> Time*
20:00 <Skirmish> lol the video is hilarious. Everyone that is creative has time on their hands. 
24:00 <TheRon> lumeah i reckon you about an 8 or an 9- maybe even a 9.5 in about 4 beers time
27:00 <Lumeah> As asposed to u being a zero now.?  Same kinda insult back at u huh? 
27:00 <TheRon> yes?
27:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Some women just can't take a compliment can they. 
28:00 <TheRon> iwasn't being derogatory 
29:00 <Lumeah> It's a beer goggles comment. Lol
29:00 <Lumeah> Ta
29:00 <TheRon> intergalactic planetary 
31:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: zero all my life so
32:00 <Lumeah> Ah i have no idea what you are.. And i not be so rude as to rate u unknowingly. 
33:00 <stuffz> pieter
33:00 <stuffz> luv ice
33:00 <stuffz> booty bump it pieter
34:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives its so cute
35:00 <stuffz> pieter like me feels funny after 12 hours of watch8ing drugs inc
36:00 <TheRon> i like pie
37:00 <TheRon> songbird you got tales to tell, how many times can you describe your living hell
38:00 <stuffz> will beekeeping get mer off the dole?
40:00 <TheRon> the boys are back intown, the boys are back in town
41:00 <Mew> stuffz!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Mew> my favourite
42:00 <stuffz> mew!
42:00 <stuffz> sgt splode is ur favorite
42:00 <stuffz> and my fav too
42:00 <TheRon> mew my favourite breasts
42:00 <Mew> oh yeah haha
42:00 <stuffz> where is sgt
42:00 <stuffz> is he in a tent
44:00 <Mew> he gonnnnn
44:00 <stuffz> heavenly tourism
45:00 <stuffz> im always gone too, but still here..  feelin' me
46:00 <TheRon> mew ooh you make lovin' fun
48:00 <stuffz> i can already feel myself getting restless legs
48:00 <stuffz> is minority report a good movie?
48:00 <nate> yes stuffz tom cruise no.1
49:00 <TheRon> i want you all tattooed i want you bad
50:00 <slinky_J> aw
50:00 <slinky_J> so poetic
50:00 <slinky_J> :/
50:00 <slinky_J> minority report is a cool movie
50:00 <slinky_J> from the short story
51:00 <slinky_J> way better as a film stuffz :P
51:00 <slinky_J> there's a good sci fi if ur interested called THE SIGNAL
52:00 <stuffz> well its just minorityt report i found on youtube
52:00 <stuffz> i was surprised to find hollywood movies on yt
53:00 <TheRon> bryan adams -  heaven
53:00 <TheRon> i know all the words
55:00 <Pieter> pieter db - sexy
55:00 <slinky_J> um
55:00 <slinky_J> u dont have a dl site?
55:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.re/browse-movie
55:00 <slinky_J> YIFY
55:00 <slinky_J> xD
56:00 <Skirmish> How don't you know that YIFY is FBI? 
56:00 <TheRon> if you tolerate this ten your children will be next
56:00 <slinky_J> if he's been turned
56:00 <slinky_J> they aren't after us
56:00 <slinky_J> and YIFY was arrested yes
56:00 <Pieter> mmmmm egg
56:00 <Pieter> EGGGGGGGG
56:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
56:00 <BlackDevil> do you watch tv?
57:00 <Pieter> i leeched movies from yify website links and fucking wants me to install their codec
57:00 <Pieter> fuck that
57:00 <Pieter> i watch lots of tv:)
57:00 <slinky_J> nah
57:00 <slinky_J> not for me bro
57:00 <BlackDevil> you should watch Banshee
57:00 <BlackDevil> mate
57:00 <slinky_J> that there
57:00 <slinky_J> doesnt ask me for shit
57:00 <slinky_J> if it did
57:00 <slinky_J> I'd take a shit inna box and send it to them
57:00 <slinky_J> :P
58:00 <Pieter> glee the 3d concert but the fucker isnt in 3d
58:00 <stuffz> pieter luv u baby
58:00 <BlackDevil> why need to be 3d when they are real people?
59:00 <Pieter> I know stuffz
59:00 <Skirmish> Pieter faps better to 3D. 
59:00 <Pieter> cos they're not popping out BlackDevil!
59:00 <Pieter> it may as well be an episode of the simpson
59:00 <Pieter> s
59:00 <nate> pieter has a nice big crack pipe
59:00 <BlackDevil> and a nice dick
00:00 <stuffz> pieter if i ever get a #D printer i am gonna pri nt u out
00:00 <stuffz> 3d
00:00 <Pieter> ive got one;p
00:00 <stuffz> pieter there is a product called "clone my willy" if i buy it can u clone ur willy and send it too me?
00:00 <Pieter> only cost me $1400 but theres better resolution ones available
01:00 <Pieter> I wanna make hands n stuff for people who dont have one
01:00 <Pieter> :)
01:00 <stuffz> have u prinbted out an assault rifle yet?
01:00 <Mew> how do you make scones
01:00 <Mew> any1
02:00 <Pieter> no but I made a hollow sphere
02:00 <stuffz> i dont know but youtube will have somebody making it"
02:00 <Pieter> :)
02:00 <Mew> yeah I'm just gonna google I think they're pretty simple though
03:00 <Mew> I wanna bake something and I made jam yesty
03:00 <stuffz> sc ones would be tops
03:00 <Mew> yesssssssss ive got all the ingredients
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *has a look*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, scones are easy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even I can make them and I'm a domestic retard
06:00 <Mew> yeah so simple lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer to make a scone loaf though
06:00 <Mew> I made fig & apricot jam 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> like dirty gigantic one and make a loaf out of it with vegemite and butter usually
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as I hate sweet scones so leave the sugar bit out of the mix
08:00 <Mew> oh yeah I can see that now lol
08:00 <Mew> I laaaaaahv sweet
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and good work on the jam :D
08:00 <Mew> thx
08:00 <Mew> One of my regulars brought in figs peaches and apricots from her garden
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
09:00 <Mew> I put a bit of cinnamon in it too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that would work
10:00 <Mew> gave some to my friend on a bit of toast earlier and she made me do another piece for her to run with even though it made her late for work lol
10:00 <Mew> jam dedication
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... clearly nice jam though so good work 
10:00 <stuffz> muslims always say they like to jam
11:00 <stuffz> musicians
11:00 <stuffz> hahahhahahahahhahahahha
11:00 <Mew> hehehehehehehehehehe
11:00 <Mew> Muslims probably jam too
12:00 <Mew> to music made from the sound of rifles firing and suicidal screams
12:00 <stuffz> muslimns prolly eat human brains
13:00 <Mew> bit like coheed and cambria
13:00 <Mew> thats outrageous stuffz, pull ya head in
14:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
14:00 <Mew> HA
14:00 <Mew> haha
15:00 <stuffz> i would be behaded for saying that to their face u know
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed something ... heaps of suicide girls in rt pics as opposed to pic sets ... heaps of them have glasses
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like, a high enough percentage to say a fair decent amount of them wear glasses
16:00 <stuffz> i have had a marriage to my cat for 17 years and we are still going strong we are in love with each other
17:00 <Mew> well hey we're just too small to make a fuss about it
18:00 <Mew> see ya later caaaall me
20:00 <Mew> http://youtube.com/watch?v=9w-n0GrkF8E
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - Underneath the Radar (May 6, 2011) 6:06 - Category: Music - views - 460 likes (97.3%), 13 dislikes (2.7%)
42:00 <christopher> new
42:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUiMz-1TqQ&feature=youtu.be
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: techno 2015 TWEET (Jan 17, 2015) 2:08 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <StrykerX> <:
45:00 <StrykerX> :>
46:00 <Skirmish> ey Daz
46:00 <StrykerX> Sup
46:00 <Skirmish> nomuch.
47:00 <StrykerX> Exciting
47:00 <StrykerX> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> I am pondering if I want to run an exercise tonight. I don't want to give myself more work to do than I already have tonight. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't want to do anything other than sit in air con
49:00 <Skirmish> Korrekt. 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
50:00 <christopher> hi katatonic_kate01
50:00 <Nikky`> Lived in awesome melbourne you would be having 18 degrees right now
50:00 <Skirmish> If the exercise runs as it should then there should be little for me to do, but since the govt insists on using public security companies to make up the gaps I cannot rely on them to do as they are expected. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
51:00 <Skirmish> It becomes a bit of a clusterfuck. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can imagine!
57:00 <Skirmish> lol I put a link to an article that said that in the 90's, spider eggs were used to stuff Beany Baby dolls and they were now hatching. Had a picture of one with little spiders all over it. A friend on facebook thought it was legit and freaked out because they have heaps. 
57:00 <chelle> hi
57:00 <Skirmish> Why is messing with people so funny! 
57:00 <ooomp> Because you're an arsehole
58:00 <Pieter> boom boom boom boom
58:00 <Skirmish> You say that like it's a bad thing. 
59:00 <ooomp> No tone at all actually. I'm just saying there's a direct correlation
59:00 <Nikky`> ooompalicious
00:00 <ooomp> Hey Nikky` :)
00:00 <Nikky`> How are you lovely?
00:00 <ooomp> How are you sweetness
00:00 <ooomp> I'm not too bad
01:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher, you drove DemonsRun away
01:00 <TokenDaRing> why
01:00 <StrykerX> lol
01:00 <StrykerX> He wanted to lose his virginity to her
02:00 <Skirmish> oh dear. My poor demonsrun. 
02:00 <christopher> TokenDaRing
02:00 <Nikky`> I'm wonderful thank you
02:00 <christopher> :P
02:00 <Skirmish> I will have to try and comfort her tonight when she gets online. 
03:00 <christopher> fried
03:00 <ooomp> I'm making lasagna tomorrow for the first time in 3 months
03:00 <christopher> nice
03:00 <StrykerX> Hope there's some for me, ooomp
03:00 <Nikky`> I haven't made that for years
03:00 <christopher> Bastardly_One
03:00 <Nikky`> I should again, one day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck did I cycle?
03:00 <ooomp> You should 
03:00 <christopher> cause u can
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you want Chris?
04:00 <christopher> made a song
04:00 <christopher> 2mins long
04:00 <ooomp> And none for you StrykerX
04:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUiMz-1TqQ&feature=youtu.be
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: techno 2015 TWEET (Jan 17, 2015) 2:08 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <christopher> sounds like other songs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I hit the wrong button thingo 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's why I told you to start making your own sounds with that vst
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll just end up sounding like a shit deadmau5 or wolfgang gartner
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or anyone of that ilk
05:00 <christopher> kk
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's designed for those kind of guys
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel uses it all the time actually
06:00 <Bastardly_One> half his shit is with sylenth
07:00 <Bastardly_One> do you have X-fer?
07:00 <christopher> no
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the vst has every single live drum sample in the world 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher all your music sounds the same
08:00 <Bastardly_One> made by deadmau5 and steven dada
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Token, granted this time he said it sounds like all his other poppy attempts this week
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him of a vst to play with ... MY bad 
11:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
12:00 <StrykerX> Which vst did you tell him to use?
12:00 <ooomp> B1 ruined all of our ears
12:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
12:00 <Nikky`> How are you
13:00 <Zade> good ta and you Nikky`?
13:00 <Pieter> chelles gonna have my babies
13:00 <Pieter> i know it
13:00 <Pieter> oops
13:00 <Pieter> :/
13:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too bad thanks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, I sorry
14:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, wtf is up with you today? Whoa! I'm not game enough to say hello without riot gear on :P
14:00 <chelle> ?
14:00 <Lwaxana> B1 watching soccer?
14:00 <chelle> hey lwaxy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic and the comments ... that howard pic comment was gold and you didn't even laugh at him :P
15:00 <chelle> huh?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana, keep me up to date ... I cannae get near me telly right now
15:00 <chelle> i dont know what you're talking about
15:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, angry pic ... on ... 
15:00 <chelle> ive been trying to fix colours on my client
15:00 <chelle> oh my facebook one
15:00 <chelle> yeah
15:00 <chelle> no one likes it
15:00 <chelle> i like my angry face
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you look like you're looking in here 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One 0-1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> according to Picard by the way we met and fucked 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought you might want to know
17:00 <chelle> yeah he told me
17:00 <chelle> he thinks im a fat whore coz i have a guy from irc here
17:00 <chelle> unlike him i can make friends
18:00 <chelle> also, i can get laid pretty much whenever i want without irc
18:00 <chelle> but whatever :D
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't even try it on me that I remember ... 
18:00 <chelle> as i told them
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a flashback by the way
18:00 <chelle> you arent my type for banging
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what happened to Yoshi?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy who lived in the Elsternwick houso flats
19:00 <chelle> hes around
19:00 <chelle> hes on my facey
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that dude
19:00 <chelle> he does nerdy shit like visiting beta bar
19:00 <chelle> he has a gf i believe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool ... say hello ... not that I expect him to give a shit 
20:00 <chelle> lol right
20:00 <Bastardly_One> last I spoke to him he was doing a game review show on channel 31 I think
20:00 <chelle> yeah
21:00 <StrykerX> So he got a gf then left?
21:00 <StrykerX> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always had g/fs this Yoshi guy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one of those rare charming nerds ... the rare ones that actually have a personality as well 
22:00 <chelle> haha
22:00 <chelle> my ex had a personality
22:00 <chelle> but he was too busy gaming
22:00 <StrykerX> loll
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he could actually converse about other topics too!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not just gaming 
23:00 <chelle> yeah so could my ex
23:00 <StrykerX> I've never heard of a charming nerd
23:00 <StrykerX> It's an oxymoron.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he was though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nice guy ... that's the term
25:00 <Bastardly_One> an actual nice guy
25:00 <StrykerX> Ehhh.. Nice guy rarely works out. It's why I stopped it.
25:00 <StrykerX> Now I'm just an arsehole usually.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, nice guys come last 
26:00 <StrykerX> Yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this shit ... I'm a lot nicer than I make out 
26:00 <StrykerX> LOL
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on lemme start that again 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't know how I can be taken so seriously in here at times ... I am fucking around more than serious ... I just hate gay :P and :D after every second post
28:00 <StrykerX> So old. :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, I hear you like bad boys?
28:00 <StrykerX> It's okay, I'll get you a walker :D
28:00 <chelle> bad boys? sometimes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you I play the Wii without the strap on?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha ... that pic
28:00 <StrykerX> hardk0re
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I love howard ... sadly
29:00 <chelle> oh right that sharkie posted
29:00 <chelle> i dont understand what his problem is
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I snorted
29:00 <chelle> he keeps trolling my profile pics.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he was trying to make you laugh I think
29:00 <chelle> orly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is that Sharkie?
29:00 <chelle> maybe.
29:00 <chelle> yes
29:00 <chelle> lol
29:00 <chelle> andy/sharkie
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow! hahahahahahahahaha
29:00 <chelle> yup
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry ... but well that's expected then 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just a twit 
30:00 <chelle> yeah
30:00 <Lwaxana> B1 ..finally they have brought Timmy on
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno ... pictured him a lot different
30:00 <chelle> orly?
30:00 <chelle> hes just a typical russian
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana, so 7 - 0 possibly? I think we need real teams to play in this comp 
31:00 <Lwaxana> its still 0-1
31:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, yeah I suppose but maybe that's it ... I didn't realise he was one of the russian mafia on here ... well, most of them think they are 
31:00 <chelle> hahah
31:00 <chelle> i am mafia
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Dark Sarcasm is a good example :P
31:00 <chelle> HAHAHA yes
32:00 <chelle> stasik
32:00 <chelle> i miss him
32:00 <Bastardly_One> love that guy but he is so Russian!
32:00 <chelle> he was an attractive bloke
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes on here and there ... he told me to say hello last time
32:00 <chelle> nice
32:00 <chelle> he got a gf sadly
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just remembered ... that's typical
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this theory why I was practically the only aussie on around that area
33:00 <Bastardly_One> all you russian kids are the only ones who could afford computers
33:00 <Bastardly_One> are should be were
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus, that is so long ago ... I'm responsible for the downfall of the mental condition of a few people from having to put up with me that long
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this stuck in my head so you should all click and suffer with me 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKbdoRnmEbs
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ICP Insane Clown Posse - Lets Go All The Way! (Oct 23, 2007) 3:33 - Category: Music - 2,149,352 views - 7,054 likes (70.4%), dislikes (29.6%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> this song has been in my fucking head since I woke up :(
41:00 <doctor> will it make me angry if i listen to it?
41:00 <simba> it wont make u happy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
42:00 <Bastardly_One> well said 
42:00 <doctor> sadness is okay
42:00 <doctor> i like being sad it seems
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... I dunno what it is 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not game enough to call it a song 
42:00 <doctor> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but right now I'm that bored I am contemplating putting a weave in my public hair
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not really, but I'm pretty bored
43:00 <doctor> good lord don't
43:00 <doctor> go for a jog untill you collapse
43:00 <Bastardly_One> power walk time soon and I'm actually pumped for it for once
44:00 <doctor> reinvigorate those animal spirits
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if you saw the hill I'm gonna tackle 
44:00 <doctor> hills are great to tackle
44:00 <doctor> it's like tackling waves
44:00 <doctor> feel powerful
44:00 <simba> went outside 4 5 mins and mozzies got me
44:00 <doctor> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> dang, thats where im headed
44:00 <doctor> vitamin b is good for keeping them away
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like mountains for me ... but I am postive my lungs really like it as much as they claim not to 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> vitamin b is like ... sun
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as if anyone here sees the sun
45:00 <doctor> that's d
45:00 <Bastardly_One> are you insane?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... oops
45:00 <British^Meat> lol
45:00 <doctor> good for energy too
47:00 <amsy> hello doctor
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if it's pyschological but it seems to produce the baby stuff too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear vegemite replenishes that supply
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://rt.com/news/223615-taiwan-man-dead-internet/
49:00 <Bastardly_One> those crazy asians
49:00 <Bastardly_One> another one has died playing WoW
49:00 <doctor> i don't understand the addiction of that game
50:00 <doctor> i got a few characters to max level then just got bored
50:00 <doctor> had to be social and find groups to progress further which I couldn't be bothered with
50:00 <doctor> people on the internet are usually mentally ill
50:00 <Bastardly_One> “We went inside to cordon off the tables and had investigators there to gather evidence. Only then did the other patrons realize that someone had died, but they still showed no concern and kept playing their games. We were amazed at their nonchalant attitude,” a police spokesperson said.
51:00 <doctor> hello amsy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I can full on see that ... no-one would notice the smell either ... they'd all stink
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One they don't care mostly because all they do all day is grind for gold in games
52:00 <TokenDaRing> or items
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
52:00 <TokenDaRing> it's literally how they make their living
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just typing that 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a profession over there ... like pro sport
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that uncommon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just ... whack
53:00 <Bastardly_One> longest I've lasted is 18hrs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I literally fell over sideways
53:00 <doctor> different cultures, though I'm sure some western teenagers have done themselves some serious harm by just playing games all the time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then recovered and sent myself straight to bed
54:00 <doctor> adults too
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but the physical things that happen after a period of time ... you'd know it was coming 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just like when I fell over sideways and blacked out for a sec
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when you would think ... ummmmm time for a rest ... I'd think
55:00 <doctor> yeah that's a sure sign
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't even mean that and it was a long time ago when it happened
55:00 <Skirmish> Wouldn't looking at a clock and realising the amount of time that has passed be enough to motivate you to stop? Why would you need to wait for physical reasons? 
55:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me (Sep 28, 2009) 5:07 - Category: Music - 2,600,832 views - 13,087 likes (99.3%), 98 dislikes (0.7%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but turns out I hadn't even looked at time for 18hrs
56:00 <doctor> smiths!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed Skirmish ... just really saying it's amazing you'd not stop ... you'd see it coming 
56:00 <Lwaxana> B1 ..we lost
56:00 <Bastardly_One> The Smiths ... when Morrissey was funny
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana really? Already?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we really are shit huh?
57:00 <Lwaxana> na
57:00 <Lwaxana> well maybe
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we are ... have been since Kewel days
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the Liverpool tour dates somewhere today
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and got really excited ... which I could remember them though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm goin' ... it's gonna be as good as the first time
00:00 <Bastardly_One> singing You Never Walk Alone with a ground of 100,000 at the MCG was one of life's finest moments so far
00:00 <Bastardly_One> with a *crowd
01:00 <simba> did you take any pix or videos
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, did you?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you went to that didn't you?
02:00 <amsy> o
02:00 <simba> yea
02:00 <simba> how didnt u take a picture
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I honestly don't take pics of most things I go to ... music, sport, and shit 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a scarf though ... that count?
03:00 <Skirmish> That is a bit strange for something that was one of life's finest moments. 
03:00 <simba> no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not really Skirmish ... was a goosebumps moment though
03:00 <Bastardly_One> one of life's finest moments might be a bit much 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up there as one of my great moments of participating in it though
04:00 <simba> 50 shades of camel
04:00 <Skirmish> Even a terrible picture from the back of the stands. Surely the thought to get a picture to show people would have crossed your mind.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... I took a pic of my ticket 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it 
05:00 <Skirmish> Sounds suss. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> why? there is not much pictorial evidence of my life in general 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I took a pic of the ticket stub in my hand in my seat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it 
06:00 <simba> 4 instagran
06:00 <simba> instagranma
06:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of that place
06:00 <simba> https://36.media.tumblr.com/d9afa51fc05943a175e4693c4d30ac0c/tumblr_n0hr4kGMei1rdxxsuo1_1280.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a chick that used to come here ... and her latest pics could be illegal
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she's posing with this sports car in some garage but the licence plate shows
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can tell it's there for service ... not to be taken pics of
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can get in trouble for that sort of shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> heh at that pic 
08:00 <simba> report her
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice know you got that?
08:00 <doctor> she needs to be arrested and locked up for good!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she does for some of her pics ... she's a pic whore from hell :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> vicky she went by I think 
09:00 <simba> thats her name?
09:00 <simba> or irc nick
09:00 <Bastardly_One> irc nick I think and real name 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like chelle uses hers kind of 
09:00 <simba> seems like everyone is obsessed with her ive seen her brought up 3 times in the last 2 months
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... really?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there were a lot of little bitches here at one stage
10:00 <Bastardly_One> really catty
11:00 <simba> they didnt know it would stay with them forever
11:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I wanna do this walk ... the mountain of a hill is telling me to come at it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm answer it's challenge ... enjoy the peace for a bit 
12:00 <simba> u
25:00 <Pieter> nite mah lil lemmings:))
31:00 <Floss> Yabba dabba derp
32:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
32:00 <FredFlinstone> how yuo been Floss burger?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> hows the farm?
32:00 <Floss> Not bad
32:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
32:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
33:00 <Floss> Early start tomorrow getting the boat out do some fishing
33:00 <FredFlinstone> nice one
33:00 <FredFlinstone> what are we catching?
33:00 <Floss> Hopefully some nice big king georges
33:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmm
34:00 <FredFlinstone> some nice whiting
34:00 <Floss> Yeh
34:00 <FredFlinstone> num num num num
34:00 <Floss> Maybe have a dip as well should be a hot one tomorrow
35:00 <FredFlinstone> naked?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <Floss> Nah don't wanna upset anyone
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I know the feeling
41:00 <Loof> slinky_J roots his mum
41:00 <Loof> so do i
42:00 <Nikky`> do da do da
42:00 <Skirmish> lol Nikky`
43:00 <Nikky`> haha
43:00 <nate> loof whos gonna root his dad?
43:00 <Loof> `seen B1{MIA} 
44:00 <Loof> dead
44:00 <Loof> every cunt off getting drunk and galavanting around town
44:00 <Lwaxana> ummm
45:00 <Loof> except nikky
45:00 <Loof> she's probably doing her nails with a hot cup of milo :P
45:00 <Lwaxana> he was here 30 mins ago
45:00 <Nikky`> lol i'm sitting here having a vodka or 3 - no milo or nails
46:00 <Loof> mmm vodka
46:00 <Loof> what you mixing with it?
47:00 <Nikky`> I have this apple drink stuff..I got it ages ago and didn't like it on its own so, vodka it up I say
47:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Loof> aren't you worried about hangovers?
48:00 <Loof> i get a hangover off one beer
49:00 <Loof> doesn't get me drunk just gives me a headache
50:00 <doctor> liver probably doesn't like it
50:00 <doctor> counteracts a lot with certain meds so the body rejects it in its own way
50:00 <Nikky`> Nah, I won't drink too much for a hangover
50:00 <Loof> yeah it's def my meds doctor
51:00 <Loof> sometimes i wonder if you are a real doctor
51:00 <Loof> you seem to know a lot of medical shit
51:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
52:00 <stompin> fags
53:00 <doctor> first hand experience
53:00 <doctor> but i like to know how the body works
53:00 <Skirmish> I have never had a hangover. 
53:00 <stompin> Skirmish hows urbuddy mandyjane
53:00 <Skirmish> stompin: We're expecting another child together. 
53:00 <stompin> u dont drink enough u pussy.
53:00 <stompin> hahaha.
54:00 <Skirmish> I like having sex with her. It's like thrusting into a wet pillow. 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> so, how many people is that mandyjane is apparently with from IRC?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> like 4 now?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> she must really fit them all in
55:00 <nate> they all bad roots?
55:00 <nate> bad luck 
55:00 <nate> lol
55:00 <nate> token u in the line up?
55:00 <stompin> TokenDaRing i hear its 5 at once screaming eagle styles 
56:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I had the pleasure of not meeting her when she was local. She met some sydney boys and John. Now she's back in QLD. 
57:00 <Loof> stompid you dad fucking alco gtfo you're boring me
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope christopher didn't drive DemonsRun away for good
58:00 <Loof> hi nutella
59:00 <Skirmish> What did he do? 
04:00 <nate> hi b1 wassup:_)
06:00 <nate> tokendaring does chris drive?:)
06:00 <Skirmish> Fuck I hate snapchat. 
06:00 <nate> he drives me crazy!
06:00 <nate> :D
06:00 <nate> 2 many toilet snaps skirm?
07:00 <stompin> dicksnaps.
08:00 <nate> ohh stompin has it
08:00 <nate> cock n ball snappos
08:00 <nate> mabye he got an ugly pussy snap
08:00 <nate> thats gotta hurt
08:00 <nate> do you smell it chris!
09:00 <nate> catwoman on now
09:00 <nate> not much into halleymcberry
09:00 <nate> bad actor
10:00 <nate> dead inside
10:00 <stompin> or he was sending tower snaps and got nothign back
10:00 <Skirmish> Demonsrun is at a wedding. She hasn't been scared off by Chris. 
11:00 <Skirmish> :D 
11:00 <DemonsRun> Now what?
11:00 <nate> demon pick up or just ate cake?
11:00 <Skirmish> People were wondering if Chris had scared you away. I forget you had the wedding. 
12:00 <DemonsRun> I'm just at the wedding. Chris can suck a dick
12:00 <nate> WOOOpi!
12:00 <DemonsRun> nate: don't pm me again.
13:00 <nate> sorry i shouldnt have asked for a blowjob
13:00 <nate> with cake;l
14:00 <nate> hi pete how u feeling!
15:00 <Pete> hi?
15:00 <nate> pete would u like a private message?:)
16:00 <Pete> nope.
16:00 <Pete> No thank you I don't suck nothing
16:00 <nate> what about it
16:00 <Nikky`> you don't Pete? damn
16:00 <Pete> hahaa Nikky`
16:00 <nate> only toes :)
17:00 <Pete> Only pussy I suck
17:00 <nate> and my hairy balls?
17:00 <DemonsRun> Bob maybe
17:00 <Pete> nop
17:00 <Pete> nate stop sending me  stupid whispers mate.
17:00 <nate> pete u are alittle uptight, eat some cake
18:00 <Pete> thats it you're on ignore.
18:00 <nate> ohh my pete but i wove u!
19:00 <Zade> ouch on ignore 
19:00 <nate> i have hit the upper class of irc users
19:00 <nate> demonsbumrun and pete
19:00 <nate> dont private meee!
19:00 <nate> ;P
20:00 <Pete> sup Zade
20:00 <Pete> Might go watch some movies.
21:00 <nate> pornos 4 sure
21:00 <Pete> Proberly go to the movies tomorrow see taken 3
21:00 <Zade> i am heading out later
21:00 <nate> crusin in ya mustang?
22:00 <stompin> going out is too expensive 
23:00 <Zade> going to an old skool party in a brunswick 
23:00 <stompin> fucking drinking in town is a rip off.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> translation ... going to a feral rave at some warehouse in Brunswick?
23:00 <stompin> lol
23:00 <stompin> droping some eckies while im there
23:00 <Zade> pretty much
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... someone's warehouse living space or?
25:00 <Zade> nuh factory
25:00 <Zade> tickets limited to 1500
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd still be crowded if sold out I'd think from what I remember of the area and places ... cool
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 2am can't come quick enough ... I'm bored shitless
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then the soccer starts
34:00 <simba> socca
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this title 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://beforeitsnews.com/watercooler-topics/2015/01/iceland-brewery-makes-beer-from-smoked-whale-testicles-2441186.html
36:00 <doctor> you not stoned b1?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be ... doesn't mean I'm not rather bored 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, I'll have a smoked whale testicles thanks
37:00 <doctor> i'd try it
37:00 <doctor> i like smoked food
38:00 <stompin> smoke it up in ur hash pipe hey
38:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure a lot of people would ... not a big fan of smoked stuff personally
38:00 <stompin> smoked chicken is the bomb,
38:00 <Bastardly_One> having said that though I want to try those smoked bacon flavoured chips Smiths have out at the moment
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but couldn't eat a whole packet
39:00 <doctor> i could but wont allow myself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd find a whole pack too much ... find the mild smoke flavour in cheetos even a bit much by the end of the pack
40:00 <nate> chips are getting smaller anyhowz
40:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, saying I don't like it isn't probably accurate ... can only handle the taste in small doses
40:00 <nate> 155gram twisties
40:00 <nate> ;D~
41:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of twisties ... I saw this grandmother using a pack on a kid like someone would use dog treats on a dog the other day
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck she seemed like an old cow
41:00 <nate> haha
42:00 <nate> i treat dogs and kids the same never know what they are going to do ;l
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she seemed really nasty though ... felt sorry for the kid
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
42:00 <nate> run out in front of me, trip into my nuts etc
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I always use the analogy you have to train both 
42:00 <nate> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but this lady seemed like a true bitch
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm thinking ... this poor kid has to call this her holiday?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> coming to see this bitch?
44:00 <nate> i think they call it personality
44:00 <nate> especially for women
44:00 <nate> ;D~
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no, she was like an old fashioned school mistress
44:00 <nate> hormones all over the shop i must be a nasty biatch
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, nice to everyone around her but the kid
44:00 <nate> baahaha ;D
45:00 <nate> mabye she was a single mother
45:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly just over kids
45:00 <nate> cant control her kid
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the kid was calling her nan
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but was clear she was up from the metro on holiday
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
46:00 <Unstrayan> Crazy news
46:00 <Unstrayan> me going to england this september
46:00 <Unstrayan> father okayed me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll warn my English friends
46:00 <Bastardly_One> to protest and make sure the UK keeps you out
47:00 <Bastardly_One> protest petition starting in 5 mins
47:00 <nate> unstrayahhh how are u
47:00 <Unstrayan> happy
47:00 <nate> yeah tell me a story
47:00 <Unstrayan> finally he said try this september before your aunt dies
47:00 <Bastardly_One> where in England beehhh?
48:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.uwl.ac.uk/course/luxury-hospitality-management-internship/34353
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
48:00 <Bastardly_One> where in England I asked
48:00 <Unstrayan> wish they had this course in JAN
48:00 <Unstrayan> LOndon mate
48:00 <nate> score some dudes with that course unstray:)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> London? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't last a week!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know how expensive London is?
49:00 <Unstrayan> also getting married there upon graduation to bangladeshi woman
49:00 <nate> hi loof babe
49:00 <Unstrayan> lots of bangladesh there in uk
49:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One are you considering inquisition?
49:00 <Loof> if not i'll just get it for pc
49:00 <Unstrayan> heres a proof
49:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQCOHUXmEZg
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Koko the Gorilla Cries Over the Loss of a Kitten (Dec 8, 2011) 1:40 - Category: Pets & Animals - 10,940,466 views - 39,119 likes (97.7%), 917 dislikes (2.3%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> only way you're living in London is off other people
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, when it finally fucking comes down in price
50:00 <Loof> k cool
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that bitch seems like it's never coming down in price 
50:00 <Loof> i'll wait till you get it then
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be waiting a bit 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the Order looks good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's coming soon
50:00 <Loof> i'll have a pc cracked version to keep me busy meanwhile
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it sounds pretty damn intrigate but the reviews tell me also it's a bit linear
51:00 <Skirmish> Looking for all women who want to snapchat with me. Send me a private message for my user name. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bit glitchy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so I
51:00 <nate> not bad unstray; u beast!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
51:00 <Loof> it's like farcry
51:00 <Loof> the plot sucks cause you make your own
51:00 <Loof> open world and all that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know all about it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and the romance side lines and the political side lines
52:00 <Unstrayan> Animal kingdoms cares for each other more than our mankind, I find some strange irony there.
52:00 <Loof> yeah
52:00 <nate> i care for you unstrayan u wild animal :D
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've come to expect too much out of rpg games
53:00 <Loof> there's so many
53:00 <Bastardly_One> get Shadow of Mordor though ... good fun 
53:00 <Loof> nah not into lotr much
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
53:00 <nate> i was going to get junk food, because of b1, but nooo!
53:00 <Loof> yeah
54:00 <Unstrayan> nate are you that car park killer who stabbed his gf on her first day at work
54:00 <Loof> i just od'd on lotr
54:00 <Unstrayan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26025457/the-hottest-year-on-record/
54:00 <nate> i would like to be that person yes 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at all the games I have so far for the PS4 ... and I dunno if I like any of them 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Unstrayan> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... but ... it's almost like I can
54:00 <Bastardly_One> t
54:00 <Unstrayan> your funny nate
54:00 <nate> stabba stabbey!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked playing them
54:00 <Unstrayan> good stab some more
55:00 <Loof> when you look at steam and origin combined
55:00 <Loof> for pc
55:00 <nate> i might jerk off when stabbing 2 true styles
55:00 <Loof> playstation has like a tenth of the good games
55:00 <Unstrayan> Loof is next
55:00 <Loof> you should consider a mid range pc some day man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Sony are fucking useless ... it looks like it's gonna be like the PS3 ... no take off until the end almost
55:00 <Unstrayan> everything is more to come but no sign of money anywhere
55:00 <nate> loof is an uppity jizzy bum
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I should consider a gaming PC again but who knows when ... gaming PCs and I don't have a good run
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they tend to die 
56:00 <Loof> just spend around $600
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why but trust me ... it won't last long 
57:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jan/16/2014-hottest-year-on-record-scientists-noaa-nasa
57:00 <nate> they should have an ignored people text window ;D
57:00 <Loof> you dont need to spend more than $600 on a pc these days
57:00 <nate> eehehe!
57:00 <nate> run a muck!
57:00 <Loof> even that will play most of the latest games on the highest settings
57:00 <Unstrayan> nate you know london is 500 years old
57:00 <Unstrayan> but my aunt house is brand new
57:00 <Floss> http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=843562
57:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh how old are you again?
57:00 <nate> london sounds cool, doubt i could put up with them talking tho ;D
57:00 <Floss> Lol
57:00 <Unstrayan> 538
58:00 <nate> just punch them in the face, no talking :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you ashamed at your age of living off your family you leech?
58:00 <nate> chuck norris yay!
58:00 <Unstrayan> better than swallowing razor blades at your sore
58:00 <Unstrayan> i bow to noone
58:00 <Floss> B1 can't talk about being ashamedofyourage
58:00 <nate> floss bikini!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up you ... not this again ... I'll answer! *lol*
59:00 <Floss> Ay?
59:00 <nate> dental floss bikini;o
59:00 <nate> very good for ye teeth
59:00 <nate> when you pull it off
59:00 <nate> ;D~
59:00 <Unstrayan> stab a few more n get credential
59:00 <Loof> <Anti-Feminist>lol especially the ASD admins. Most of them took it so seriously as if it were their job or something. I still remember the early days when I first started using it (I was 14) and used to spam my channel. An ASD admin with the nick "Lwaxana" used to always suspend it! :( I then realised she was a 40 something year old mum that sat on austnet all day suspending channels of spammers - quite sad.
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