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00:00 <Bastardly_One> like games
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anything under 8 is hit or miss
01:00 <Loof> damn
01:00 <Loof> could be right
02:00 <Loof> bong
03:00 <Loof> hey, you should try you should try, some milk and rice, with just a bit of honeyyy
03:00 <simba> the bug
04:00 <Loof> SMOKE WEED EVERY DAMN DAY!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> rice custard with honey that sounds like almost
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not my thang
05:00 <Loof> assept ma fwiendship cunt on fb
05:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
05:00 <Loof> y
05:00 <Loof> es
05:00 <Bastardly_One> pm me the person you tried to add
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not got one 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's my real name ... never use it 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> done
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if any cunt on here finds me I blame you
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> stupid media player
07:00 <slinky_J> cuts out everytime im watchin a movie :(
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dont laugh
07:00 <Loof> i promise i wont dude
07:00 <slinky_J> i promise too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost profiles from here as it is 
08:00 <slinky_J> now what promise am I breaking?
08:00 <Loof> who's the cunt doing that?
08:00 <slinky_J> there was just the cutest chinese aussie chick at the restaurant tonite
08:00 <simba> use vlc
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard 
08:00 <slinky_J> could see her little perky boobs bounce as she walked
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but most of ## are fuckwits like that 
08:00 <slinky_J> oh ma glob
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's become the new cats
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm in there :D
09:00 <johninj4> havn't seen them raging about you in there for a week or so now
09:00 <johninj4> its almost a normal room
09:00 <slinky_J> yer
09:00 <slinky_J> its a norm joint
09:00 <slinky_J> who gotta joint?
09:00 <slinky_J> im out
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've more than enough
10:00 <slinky_J> :(
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and scoring today for no reason other than greed
10:00 <slinky_J> haha
10:00 <slinky_J> id go nextdoor trade some cigs for some
10:00 <slinky_J> he gets paid on thurs so im bettin best time to get more is then
10:00 <Pieter1> good night mah lil lemmings
10:00 <Pieter1> dont blow yourselfs up on me just yet
10:00 <slinky_J> slaap lekker
11:00 <Pieter1> NiteeE:))
11:00 <simba> stfu Pieter1
11:00 <slinky_J> never crosses my mind
11:00 <Bastardly_One> phone
11:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a min ... 
11:00 <slinky_J> we use phones these days
11:00 <slinky_J> shiz
11:00 <slinky_J> i use my mobile for music
12:00 <slinky_J> and home phone for callin telstra n shit
12:00 <slinky_J> connecting with people is what social media is for 
12:00 <simba> i thought it was to keep tabs on everyone easier
13:00 <slinky_J> hehe
13:00 <slinky_J> im waiting for this chick that requested me
13:00 <slinky_J> to start fucking with me
13:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
13:00 <slinky_J> "friends" with this biker i know
13:00 <slinky_J> i exposed some fb chick for him, well for his friend that was being lead on by her
14:00 <slinky_J> fake profile shit wasnt hard to find, some chick from america irl lol
15:00 <slinky_J> "But you don't call people from Ireland Islandians do you."
15:00 <simba> detrout spinners
15:00 <Loof> well it looks like weed will be legal in a few years in vic, kynetic was right
15:00 <Loof> sucked in pieter
16:00 <simba> what do u mean kynetic was right
16:00 <Loof> i'll find it
16:00 <simba> every man n his dog bean saying that 
16:00 <simba> stay teh hell away from green authorities!!!!!
17:00 <slinky_J> you like NBL simba?
17:00 <slinky_J> i know you love sports but wondering
17:00 <Loof> http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/jan/06/medical-marijuana-finds-crossbench-backers-in-australian-parliament
17:00 <Loof> tony scab butt is all for it
17:00 <simba> not much NB
17:00 <Loof> so bizzare
17:00 <Loof> only in vic though
17:00 <slinky_J> kk
17:00 <Loof> so we
17:00 <slinky_J> I got a mate goes on about sport all day
18:00 <slinky_J> so many sport posts on fb i cant keep up
18:00 <Loof> so we'll have legal hookers and weed :D
18:00 <Loof> awesome
18:00 <slinky_J> I b like it's a sport if I can play it on pc yo
18:00 <slinky_J> ;D
18:00 <slinky_J> with no physical exertion
18:00 <Loof> no they're not legalising meth pieter, sorry bad luck
18:00 <simba> snooker
18:00 <slinky_J> my dream is to own a bar
18:00 <slinky_J> wit pool
19:00 <slinky_J> but real life isnt like movies uno
19:00 <slinky_J> :(
19:00 <slinky_J> I be behind the bar for thirty years still waiting for the mafia to hit me up
20:00 <slinky_J> oh fk me this chick msg back
20:00 <slinky_J> you get randoms adding u on fb?
20:00 <Loof> cant wait to see idiots like Bonny eat their words when medical weed comes in
20:00 <slinky_J> I had some african the other day tried to pull that help me bullshit
20:00 <slinky_J> south park medical weed lols
21:00 <slinky_J> <3 weed
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:00 <simba> kate how r u
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good, and you?
22:00 <Loof> makes me wonder why they become psych nurses when they just look down on their patients and laugh about their suffering
22:00 <Loof> but anyway
22:00 <simba> eatin tv snax
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> loofa - not the case!
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <simba> some people just think chemicals work better than natural remedies
23:00 <simba> if they wanna put that in their bodies they can enjoy dat
24:00 <Loof> mines is giving me fucked muscle cramps
25:00 <Loof> all da dam time lol
25:00 <Loof> doc says its coffee
25:00 <slinky_J> this one IS for simba https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10392425_10202296591094911_3886407121099044845_n.jpg?oh=fe658ff3d67626374a9b7efb61b04ce9&oe=555C937B&__gda__=1432465950_aeef03e0db545f8e74a85605c2374a9c
25:00 <slinky_J> ehehehehe
25:00 <Loof> bullshit
25:00 <Loof> it's the depot
26:00 <simba> fuck
26:00 <simba> my ass
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no
26:00 <Bastardly_One> thank
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <simba> PLEASE
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no
29:00 <Loof> friend of mine's wife was in a head on collision yesterday and a few weeks ago his nephew who was like a son to him was murdered
29:00 <Loof> how do you survive that shit
29:00 <Loof> 3 year old murdered
29:00 <Loof> by his mums bf
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> take one day at a time...
30:00 <Loof> i just dont even know what to say to him
30:00 <simba> u need a bloodey good beer to help u escape
30:00 <simba> and the best cold beer is vic
30:00 <simba> victoria bitter
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *plays trumpet*
30:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Loof> should i start working again
33:00 <Loof> or shouldn't i
33:00 <Loof> hmmm
33:00 <simba> `8ball
33:00 <simba> `8ball <Loof> should i start working again
33:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: <Loof> should i start working again?? I'm busy.!!
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> fuck u then
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <simba> PIECE OF SHIT
34:00 <Loof> a guy actually found my gumtree ad from ages ago on page 90287345908273 of gumtree and wants a website done i told him i cbf lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball should simba fuck off until 6:15?
34:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should simba fuck off until 6:15??? You wish.!!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a thing
34:00 <simba> FUK OF
34:00 <Bastardly_One> U!
35:00 <simba> soon
35:00 <Loof> like my logo: http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/springvale/graphic-web-design/nexta-web-design/1066425783
35:00 <slinky_J> [23:56] <%simba> fuck [23:56] <%simba> my ass [23:56] <Bastardly_One> now?
35:00 <slinky_J> hehe
35:00 <Loof> 3ds max ftw!
36:00 <simba> sweet
36:00 <simba> u build websites using that wordpress thing?
37:00 <simba> CMS?
38:00 <Loof> yep
38:00 <Loof> so easy
38:00 <simba> is it
38:00 <simba> kool
38:00 <Bastardly_One> do yaself a favour though
38:00 <simba> do you have to do coding
38:00 <Bastardly_One> see if that name is registered
38:00 <Loof> i did
38:00 <Loof> some coding sometimes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not? nice
39:00 <slinky_J> hmm
39:00 <slinky_J> I hope this chick on fb
39:00 <Loof> not much coding with wordpress
39:00 <slinky_J> is the same chick from the pic
39:00 <slinky_J> coz i cbf searchin atm
39:00 <slinky_J> kinda wasted
39:00 <slinky_J> ;D
39:00 <Loof> unless you want to
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it notepad++
39:00 <beehhh> simba this is norell & I
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just prefer old school I suppose
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.tubecup.com/videos/13864/emo1-fucking-the-ex/
39:00 <Loof> notepad++ rules
40:00 <Loof> i fucked off dreamweaver
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I will make shit straight out not coded in DW too though
40:00 <Loof> soon as i realised notepad++ had ftp
40:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you never do check shit out do ya?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Loof> haha
40:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 notepad++
40:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
41:00 <Loof> cant believe its free
41:00 <Loof> has syntax highlighting for type of code i've thrown at it
41:00 <Loof> :D
41:00 <Bastardly_One> might be some decent coders again in the future too because I know for a fact it's being used in tertiary 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> education ... damn enter key
41:00 <beehhh> im waiting for the zenfone 2 intel 2.3ghz
42:00 <beehhh> 4gb ram
42:00 <Loof> damn
42:00 <Loof> competition :P
42:00 <Loof> little cunts
42:00 <Loof> stop coding lol
43:00 <beehhh> http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/tablets/lenovo/yoga-tablet-series/yoga-tablet-2-win-8/?menu-id=lenovo_yoga_tablet_2_8
45:00 <beehhh> the school i want is 17miles from aunt home so i rather stay closer
45:00 <beehhh> live a simple n stress free life in her home
45:00 <beehhh> she wont be asking for rent money
48:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus I'm bored
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
49:00 <beehhh> http://youtu.be/nsGckQ9-l7o
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arthur Kabaghe - MSc Project Management (Aug 10, 2013) - Category: Education - views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waYNEDZxEPY
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A 15 Minute Mind-Hack to Massively Enhance Your Brain Power and Emotional State: Vishen Lakhiani (Jan 20, 2015) - Category: Travel & Events - 1,840 views - 62 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch and do
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but just start from the beginning
52:00 <DemonsRun> I am, an idiot.
54:00 <DemonsRun> Man it's sad that I still get scared by tv.
54:00 <Vagisil> u should know that song
54:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a good example ... a friend of mine 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37QmTHQFuzI
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gypsy Pistoleros - Living La Vida Loca (Jul 25, 2008) 4:12 - Category: Music - 46,569 views - 115 likes (95%), 6 dislikes (5%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... maybe that's where I know the name ... dunno
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that link?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> pure trash 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> love it!
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until you see them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I'll link ya one of his solo songs
55:00 <Vagisil> hang on pause troy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's making two movies at the moment and one actually sounds good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> seems good I mean 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this is shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> love it :D
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 2000 year old guys playing sleaze
56:00 <Vagisil> good grief
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the drummer looks like vince neil hey?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ your reaction
57:00 <Vagisil> yeh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the best cover ever
57:00 <Vagisil> remember this
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're over that I'll show you his solo stuff
57:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6iK0ptyAnA
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rasmus - In the Shadows (Bandit Version) (Official) (Dec 1, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Entertainment - 86,714 views - 549 likes (98.6%), 8 dislikes (1.4%)
57:00 <Vagisil> thats wot i was taken back too.. watching gypsy p
58:00 <Vagisil> dont know whyt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> good bowie coer
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaTIpI4Mwcg
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Wild is the Wind' - Gypsy Lee Pistolero (Sep 22, 2013) 5:12 - Category: Music - 3,554 views - 41 likes (87.2%), 6 dislikes (12.8%)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I see where you get that 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure I can explain it but I see where you get it 
58:00 <Vagisil> yer
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this might annoy you the solo stuff though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he hangs his Gs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and stuff
59:00 <Vagisil> i dont mind solo.. as long as its santana lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> totally annoying habit that shits me when he sings
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he speaks like that too ... stupid Yorkshire git
00:00 <Vagisil> haha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're over that too ... then there's this 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z75Y5XTaZyM
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GYPSY LEE PISTOLERO 'The Good, The Mad and The Beautiful' (Oct 31, 2012) 4:33 - Category: Music - 3,486 views - 33 likes (94.3%), 2 dislikes (5.7%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> where he really hangs his Gs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna cringe 
00:00 <Vagisil> weird
00:00 <Vagisil> omg
00:00 <Vagisil> hedwig and the angry inch is now in my head
00:00 <Vagisil> thanks very much
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like him on FB then 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you get references 
01:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTpk9x4V53Q
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Angry Inch" - Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) (Mar 17, 2013) 3:16 - Category: Entertainment - 95,600 views - 349 likes (98.3%), 6 dislikes (1.7%)
01:00 <Vagisil> wait wrong one
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Angry Inch is a great Type O Negative song by the way
01:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740TB17Dsn0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Wig in a Box" - Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) (Mar 17, 2013) 4:53 - Category: Entertainment - 244,935 views - 1,000 likes (98%), 20 dislikes (2%)
02:00 <Vagisil> lol yeh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> about a guy getting his wee wee chopped off
02:00 <Vagisil> have u seen the stageplay/movie
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, wig in a box!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember some total shit 
02:00 <Vagisil> haha
03:00 <Vagisil> profound story
03:00 <Bastardly_One> totally a different subject
03:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the russel brand interview where he owns these american talk show hosts?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if not I should link it 
03:00 <Vagisil> i heard about it
03:00 <Vagisil> yeh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pure gold
04:00 <Vagisil> i like the one where the smart chick from big bang owns the reporter
04:00 <simba> FUK WENGA
04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynUjo99Gzbk
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host - Discusses Bradley Manning And Edward Snowden (Jun 19, 2013) 8:34 - Category: News & Politics - 1,103,419 views - 7,792 likes (97.7%), 185 dislikes (2.3%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the tension he plays on with the blonde one too when they really tick him off
04:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as
04:00 <Vagisil> i really wanna see NPH as hedwig
04:00 <Vagisil> hang on watching brand
05:00 <Bastardly_One> just wait for it ... soon as they start talking around him and calling him Will
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pure brilliance
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he is so so patient until then
06:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Vagisil> at ghandi go atm
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where it starts off kind of 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> because they get really fucking retarded
08:00 <Bastardly_One> very shortly
09:00 <Vagisil> LOL
10:00 <Vagisil> hahahaha
10:00 <Vagisil> when she was alive rofl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he loses it now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> on manners and Willy
11:00 <Vagisil> LMFAO
11:00 <Vagisil> omg
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it ... so patient until he just can't contain himself
12:00 <Vagisil> omg this is awesome
13:00 <Vagisil> omg that was genius
13:00 <Bastardly_One> love him or hate him ... that is just someone being pushed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and was great
13:00 <Vagisil> yep
14:00 <Vagisil> brilliant
14:00 <Vagisil> if i ever get super thin... thats wot i wanna get back to
14:00 <Vagisil> heels, and crazy clothes
14:00 <Vagisil> because fuck people
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ugly
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't pull off bohemian
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hippy kinda is as close as I can get
15:00 <Bastardly_One> without looks spastic
15:00 <Bastardly_One> looking also
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I found out last week I'm less weight than I thought I was
16:00 <Bastardly_One> only 1kg but still fuckin bad
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 57kg is not good
16:00 <Vagisil> mmm
16:00 <Vagisil> i wanna drop 25kg this term
16:00 <Vagisil> maybe 30
16:00 <Vagisil> then 2nd term drop another 20 odd
16:00 <johninj4> thats why i lol when people say you are fat b1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I eyeroll
17:00 <johninj4> thats one thing you aren't
17:00 <Bastardly_One> same deal john
17:00 <Vagisil> see
17:00 <Vagisil> i only wanna do it so i can get a sports car lol
17:00 <johninj4> yeah i guess its a generic irc insult
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah some of the other points might have some element of truth :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway let's not will those two cretins in
18:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:00 <Vagisil> i half half a ferrari 348
18:00 <Vagisil> i wanna be able to fit in it before i get the other half lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ fatty
18:00 <Vagisil> 22 weeks 40 kilos
18:00 <Vagisil> should be good
19:00 <Vagisil> got my treadmill all set up tonight
19:00 <Vagisil> back to 5 hours a day on it lol
20:00 <Vagisil> ill probably lose 1/2 of wot i have of the ferrari in surgery get all the skin removed
20:00 <Vagisil> but fuck it
20:00 <Vagisil> i want this 3 year stint to be fuckin worth it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well, good luck
21:00 <Vagisil> thanks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10931182_10202822075427121_9127526910852367621_n.jpg?oh=251fca52bc62bc3c0c5ec3049282a5fd&oe=55242806
21:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking got me again that pic
21:00 <Vagisil> its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> depends ... if you're not the one shitting themselves then it could be pretty funny
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <Vagisil> wot if right
23:00 <Vagisil> u know the light at the end of the tunnel
23:00 <Vagisil> what if that is just us being pushed out another vagina?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a freight train coming your way
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what if this is the dream and death is awakening?
24:00 <Vagisil> mmm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
24:00 <Vagisil> is life the waiting room
24:00 <Vagisil> are we all in virtual reality simulators and forgotten how to get out? :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we're probably some experiment if you believe the explanations of the evolutionary gap
25:00 <Vagisil> man fuck the pope
25:00 <Vagisil> he tells off charlie hebdo for making fun of religion
26:00 <Vagisil> then puts on his ludicrous hat, grabs his wand and goes back to his gold castle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssssssssssst
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the Catholic church has sued them 17 times
26:00 <Bastardly_One> might just have something to do with it 
26:00 <Vagisil> yer
26:00 <Vagisil> when imaginary friends gets out of control
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's also said heaven and hell are myths
27:00 <Vagisil> and the internet is a gift from god lol
27:00 <Vagisil> thank god for porn lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he does
27:00 <Bastardly_One> each day
28:00 <Vagisil> LOL
28:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks it for teen porn (has to be legal yanno)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> each and every day he's like
28:00 <Vagisil> you know up until like 2008 the legal age of consent in vatican city was 12 :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... no pre teen
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway moving on 
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just owned by a WOMAN
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in Fifa
29:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
29:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Ferrari-348-1992/AGC-AD-17210106/
30:00 <Vagisil> my baby
32:00 <Christopher> Installing win 7 on a 1.6 gig
32:00 <Christopher> Lol
34:00 <Vagisil> ?
34:00 <Vagisil> oh
34:00 <Vagisil> 1.6 centrino?
34:00 <Vagisil> ur an idiot
34:00 <Christopher> Atom
34:00 <Christopher> Lol
34:00 <Vagisil> even worse
34:00 <Christopher> If slow I recover it
35:00 <Christopher> To xp
35:00 <Christopher> Only computer I could get free
36:00 <Christopher> Runs flstudio
36:00 <Christopher> Not my old songs but runs
37:00 <Christopher> Trying this see if can up resolution
37:00 <Christopher> This computer is old
38:00 <Christopher> The xp that was on it was slow
39:00 <Vagisil> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1454681_431336017024652_5698128157189968464_n.jpg?oh=9bcb0ece57fbef25687878b46c0287d8&oe=556674B6&__gda__=1431603942_48c17452484ca897317cc7d53cdb7974
50:00 <Christopher> Wtf
51:00 <Christopher> Lol
51:00 <nate> just in case u have something chris
51:00 <Christopher> Hi
51:00 <nate> vagisil will take care of it
51:00 <johninj4> better to be safe than sorry
51:00 <Christopher> Oh k
51:00 <nate> i like 3b cream myselg
51:00 <nate> myself
52:00 <nate> for chafing:)
52:00 <johninj4> :/
52:00 <johninj4> i just try not get that big
52:00 <johninj4> and don't walk with wet undies
53:00 <johninj4> chafe sucks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like Saemon again
56:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pZ-UpjtlXY
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadman Wonderland Full Intro Song (May 21, 2011) 4:28 - Category: Film & Animation - 9,031,282 views - 49,699 likes (98.4%), 787 dislikes (1.6%)
56:00 <nate> there u go b1;p
57:00 <nate> i will be your deadman
57:00 <johninj4> http://www.driftspec.org/trending/instant-karma-tailgating-driver-gets-what-he-deserved 
57:00 <johninj4> they belt the fuck out of him lol
57:00 <Vagisil> fart
58:00 <Vagisil> first shave in 5 weeks
58:00 <Vagisil> still had fuck all growth lol
58:00 <Vagisil> back to work tomorrow lol
59:00 <nate> gotta trim that vag
59:00 <nate> for shame
01:00 <nate> missed the shops, i suppose i dont need cola
01:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <Vagisil> nija it lol
01:00 <Vagisil> ninja
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
49:00 <milk> cops: gold coast
58:00 <slinky_J> arrgghh
58:00 <slinky_J> i h8 androids
20:00 <Christopher> getting cold
20:00 <Christopher> brrrh
14:00 <beagle> hrmmm ...
14:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsk_ZFitWYk
14:00 <beagle> thanks , simba
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: metro2033.mp4 (Nov 6, 2010) 2:50 - Category: Gaming - 50 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Christopher> lolllllllllllll
20:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One
20:00 <under> hey Mody 
22:00 <Mody> hi under
41:00 <DoC> chrissssssssss
41:00 <Mody> DoC i wonder what pedo is doing hey?
42:00 <DoC> ask urself what he's doing
42:00 <Mody> well i did and was told he's pedoing
42:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One, Mody looking for u
42:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One looking for you pedo
42:00 <Mody> 50 year old grandpa pedo
42:00 <Loof> guess there's no reasoning with idiots
42:00 <DoC> lol
43:00 <Mody> Loof you got a kid thats half gook
43:00 <Loof> asked blackdevil nicely to stop abusing me with topics
43:00 <Mody> its a topic of an irc chan dickhead
43:00 <Mody> stop crying
43:00 <Mody> if irc causes you so much pain Loofy you should kill yourself
43:00 <DoC> ahahahaha
43:00 <Mody> DoC you know Loof
43:00 <Mody> aka Loofy
43:00 <Mody> his wife is vietnamese
44:00 <DoC> Loof's wife gonna beat him with a dildo again
44:00 <Mody> beats him
44:00 <Mody> full beats him
44:00 <Mody> he couldnt go on austnet for over a year because she would belt him
44:00 <DoC> his wife going to admin Loof again in mental hospital
44:00 <Mody> with knives, picks
44:00 <Loof> such abuse of power
44:00 <Mody> anything
44:00 <DoC> admit*
44:00 <Mody> she took his rights of his own kid away
44:00 <Mody> LOL
44:00 <Loof> it's funny how a bit of power corrupts puny minds
44:00 <Mody> he is obsessed with males abused power
44:00 <Mody> <Loof> it's funny how a bit of power corrupts puny minds
45:00 <Mody> he's talking about his OWN wife
45:00 <DoC> ahahahaha
45:00 <Mody> man vietnamese shit race anyways
45:00 <Mody> asif you would breed with it
45:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One the faggot is only watching the chat
45:00 <Mody> they worse than thailand
45:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One, speak up why so much quiet faggot?
45:00 <Mody> viets almost live as dirty as afriancs
45:00 <Mody> he's been watching all night, he recons he spent his australia day having fun
46:00 <Mody> DoC you leave ur pc on was Bastardly_One the pedo talking throughout the day?
46:00 <DoC> i just came back i checked the logs Bastardly_One is always online
46:00 <DoC> i dont know when he sleeps
46:00 <DoC> he lives for irc
47:00 <Mody> so he been speaking through australia day?
47:00 <Mody> yeh?
47:00 <DoC> fucking piece of shit 
47:00 <Mody> what users were on?
47:00 <DoC> he's still here Mody
47:00 <DoC> just not replying
47:00 <DoC> maybe he's scared of truth
47:00 <Mody> nah he is
47:00 <DoC> he's a weak pedo
47:00 <Mody> he stops talking when truth is spoken
47:00 <Mody> dont worry about him
48:00 <Mody> he's old pedofile
48:00 <Mody> i already told asp about him
48:00 <DoC> his own kid kicked his old fat stinky ass Mody
48:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One's kid dont like him
48:00 <Mody> yeh i know thats pretty fucked up LOL
48:00 <DoC> i dont know why he's here 24/7?
48:00 <Mody> ur own kid to hate u must be serious abuse or pedoing
48:00 <DoC> whats the reason
48:00 <Mody> loser man
49:00 <Mody> no life loser
49:00 <Mody> he's 50 year olds
49:00 <DoC> hahaha
49:00 <Mody> maybe more
49:00 <Mody> my mums 50
49:00 <DoC> yeah exactly
49:00 <Mody> she wouldnt even know what irc was
49:00 <DoC> he have no job
49:00 <Mody> my mum cant even use a phone
49:00 <DoC> he gets paid by centrelink
49:00 <Mody> but gotta remember my mum work fulltime and has since 16
49:00 <Mody> uni 3 times
49:00 <Mody> own 3 houses
49:00 <Mody> b1 lives off australian govt
49:00 <Mody> like abbo
49:00 <Mody> worst scum in our country
49:00 <Mody> is abbos
50:00 <DoC> i told u joel aka kuniva and Bastardly_One can be a good couple
50:00 <Mody> yep same thing
50:00 <DoC> a good retarded gays couple"
50:00 <Mody> both retards
50:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is worse though
50:00 <Mody> much worse
50:00 <Mody> joel is not that old 
50:00 <DoC> joel is much worst than b1
50:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One could be his father
50:00 <Mody> nah he isnt
50:00 <Mody> he's like 30
50:00 <DoC> haha
50:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is 20 years older 
51:00 <Mody> more
51:00 <DoC> but they are in love with each other
51:00 <Mody> they mates are they?
51:00 <DoC> B1 loves kuniva
51:00 <Mody> hahahaha
51:00 <Mody> really?
51:00 <DoC> yeah
51:00 <Mody> so kuniva love b1?
51:00 <DoC> they had cyber once
51:00 <DoC> kuniva told me
51:00 <Mody> fuck
51:00 <Mody> i believe u too because both are bisexual
52:00 <DoC> hahaha
52:00 <DoC> indeed
52:00 <Mody> man we got a lot of problems in australia
52:00 <Mody> bisexual and lots of gays
52:00 <DoC> indeed u guys should kick people like Bastardly_One and kuniva
52:00 <DoC> they should be in jail
52:00 <DoC> or they should be shoot at sight
53:00 <DoC> or ASP should cut off their penis
53:00 <Mody> yeh they should
53:00 <Mody> dont worry govt getting serious with this scum
54:00 <Mody> aussie law getting rid of them soon
56:00 <DoC> hope so
56:00 <DoC> u guys will get rid of them
57:00 <Mody> ohhh we cant touch ppl like this
57:00 <Mody> they just scum
57:00 <DoC> anyway, i'm off now
57:00 <DoC> they are scum bags yes Mody
57:00 <DoC> well
57:00 <DoC> bbs
58:00 <Mody> soon libs make them thir meat
58:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One going to find a job very soon
59:00 <Mody> the scum will be exposed in 2015
59:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One will be killed by his own son
59:00 <Mody> lol
59:00 <Mody> no life nothing
59:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One will find a way to fuck a dog if he has to
00:00 <DoC> nah his dog fucked Bastardly_One
00:00 <Mody> his own dad fucked him
00:00 <DoC> man i'm gonna finish my assignment
00:00 <DoC> u are making me laugh lol
00:00 <DoC> i cant concentrate there loll
01:00 <DoC> shoulda close irc window
01:00 <Mody> no
01:00 <Mody> dont
01:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One wish he could
01:00 <Mody> he's another guy who thinks he studies
01:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One is uneducated person who abuses Bonny 
01:00 <Mody> Bonny is nice
02:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One is jealous of Bonny because she's an oper & asd
02:00 <Mody> but Bastardly_One told me she is worthless slut
02:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One wants to be asd
02:00 <Mody> he has no friends
02:00 <Mody> remember that
02:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is a 50 year old loser with no job no friends no family
02:00 <DoC> Bonny is an awesome user
02:00 <DoC> she is great
02:00 <Mody> he will kill himself over it
02:00 <Mody> and thats good
02:00 <Mody> australia hates ppl like Bastardly_One
02:00 <DoC> Bonny understands everything
03:00 <DoC> same as us we dont like retards like Bastardly_One
03:00 <DoC> Bastardly_One always finding girls on irc
04:00 <Mody> he finds young ones
04:00 <Mody> he's a pedo
04:00 <DoC> but he's getting marry with kuniva
04:00 <Mody> kuniva is with {Lee}
04:00 <Mody> do u know about her?
04:00 <DoC> gays marriage is allowed in aus?
08:00 <DoC> anyway i'm back to my project 
08:00 <DoC> ciao
08:00 <DoC> buh bye Bastardly_One :)
17:00 <Mody> dont worry DoC i heard many stories of Bastardly_One pedofile
18:00 <Mody> another pedo ^^^^
20:00 <Mody> LOL pedofilew
21:00 <Mody> * You were kicked from #weirdos by Bastardly_One (Bastardly_One)
21:00 <Mody> -
21:00 <Mody> he's awake
21:00 <Mody> gutless he watch whole room
21:00 <Mody> like a sick pedo
22:00 <Lumeah> We 're kids now? 
23:00 <Lumeah> Goo goo gaa gaa
24:00 <Mody> goo ga ga ga gooo
25:00 <Lumeah> Ya baby
26:00 <Mody> ya baby
26:00 <Mody> Lumeah u found B1{MIA}'s sex?
26:00 <Lumeah> He lost it? 
27:00 <Lumeah> Your a baby, who doesn't know about sex. Shus u. 
35:00 <Mody> Lumeah u fucked Pieter1
46:00 <Lumeah> Lol
46:00 <Lumeah> :(
37:00 <spence> Hi chris
40:00 <spence> Hi
40:00 <spence> chelle: hi
46:00 <Pieter1> moaning
46:00 <Pieter1> plop time then shower time bbl
00:00 <beagle> mmmm hmmm mmm
01:00 <beagle> man i need to get that thing
01:00 <beagle> friend mailed me
01:00 <beagle> its like one those fans with squirtie motor
01:00 <beagle> some crazy shit i gotta see to believe
01:00 <beagle> she goes i know goes 
01:00 <beagle> cost lot to send so
01:00 <beagle> here it is
01:00 <beagle> it was display model
01:00 <beagle> im like im NAT COMPLANEN
01:00 <beagle> she goes well then it will arrive , enjoy
01:00 <beagle> hehe
01:00 <beagle> just now
01:00 <beagle> on phone
02:00 <beagle> 9am they start
02:00 <beagle> i have to call them to know
02:00 <beagle> not driving beagle nuts, not driving him nuts
02:00 <beagle> might be tomorrow but its only a day away
03:00 <beagle> re:topic i think pieter doesnt know his boner size cause loof has more illigitimate penisis oh wait sorry male children
03:00 <beagle> gooooooooooooooood morning vietnam
03:00 <beagle> please, dont let kelevera in here without a condom attached to her head.
05:00 <beagle> ok hmmm
05:00 <beagle> this is a recording 'i was from mars yesterday, and now im back on irc'
05:00 <beagle> ....
05:00 <beagle> pieter came from venus
05:00 <beagle> my anus came from uranus
05:00 <beagle> .....
06:00 <beagle> gay came from cum wait no in many anuses around uranus
06:00 <beagle> ....
06:00 <beagle> okay this ith getting thtupid. anyone wanna hire a clown
07:00 <beagle> its easier if you hire a horse. my sisters kids are dumb enough to ask the broke idiot
07:00 <beagle> (doh, that was true)
07:00 <beagle> she can hire the horse
10:00 <beagle> can you please walk into mcdonalds with boiling hot oil and go 'your french friends are full of salt'
10:00 <beagle> on camera
10:00 <beagle> in middle of melbourne ?
10:00 <beagle> was my idea lol
10:00 <beagle> coffee please
10:00 <beagle> with that free mcburger shit
10:00 <beagle> well, it is shit, isnt it ? pieter ?
10:00 <beagle> nom nom nom
10:00 <beagle> youtube if you do it or you suck :)
12:00 <beagle> and if they call police , say 'lets try kfc next time'
12:00 <beagle> cause its funny
12:00 <beagle> :)
12:00 <beagle> and kinda hardcore
13:00 <beagle> [no salt please i have no take away without a bitch ]
13:00 <beagle> simba please forgive me i have no ideas , im yours this morning ill shush.
13:00 <beagle> im trying kill time cause somethings arriving in post.
13:00 <simplicity> Lol Lol Lol
16:00 <beagle> good morning, simba
16:00 <beagle> errr
16:00 <beagle> simplicity
16:00 <beagle> are you male female or cat
16:00 <beagle> dog ?
16:00 <beagle> hrmmmm lets see you dont jump monkeys
16:00 <beagle> umm horses are gay
19:00 <simplicity> Im a boy
19:00 <simplicity> 16/m/sweden
19:00 <simplicity> wanna cyber
21:00 <beagle> do u have a boner and do you have sunshine out of your ass
21:00 <beagle> cause i can rip it off and put it into your yellow hole
21:00 <beagle> lemme just now travel to fucking sweden ....
21:00 <beagle> looney.
22:00 <simplicity> Lolzors
30:00 <beagle> i hafe a hardcore amp
30:00 <beagle> subwoofer
30:00 <beagle> no amp
30:00 <beagle> i need connect to both.
30:00 <beagle> i cannot
30:00 <beagle> help required ?
30:00 <beagle> (need fucking speakers attached if you gonna be dumb dont bother)
33:00 <beagle> is simplicity loofys woman ?
34:00 <simplicity> ?
35:00 <beagle> just after you talk to people on melbourne channel here and are at an oval for 7th time is it possible that aliens land when u look up skies see hallucigenic things and then go to the car and try sleep with your bum on the back right to the left back window an alien walks up you scream and get enough time to open the door and fuck right off
35:00 <beagle> just wondering.
35:00 <beagle> ?
35:00 <beagle> wondering.
35:00 <beagle> so like does loof have a life too
35:00 <beagle> just wondering
35:00 <beagle> i swear it was loof
35:00 <beagle> i didnt see it mommy, it was loof
36:00 <beagle> hi im loof i cut my balls off before i bled and this bitch likes me still cause i have to pay support to both idiots i support. im coooooooooooo
36:00 <beagle> if he doesnt take drugs next time maybe he will fall off the sofa.
37:00 <beagle> nothing personal, you fucking degenerate freak.
37:00 <beagle> loof is so ugly his mother was blind until she had to have two heads then again if he ever spoke im glad it was only thru that thing inbetween
38:00 <beagle> hi, im loof, i see more aliens in my life than u see stars in sky
38:00 <beagle> i hope that fucking idiot actually gets off irc some day and lives what he thinks is life , he did ask for it.
39:00 <beagle> btw ummm can ya cut out personal shit between people in the topic ?
39:00 <beagle> whats that fucking topic for two waste times r better than none ?
46:00 <beagle> ok.
46:00 <beagle> thats plenty time to be a dick on irc now i have to call the post office.
46:00 <beagle> okay hold on to my hat, wait a sec my wind or rain hrmmmmmmm its getting cooler
51:00 <beagle> lol got so sick of robots like those 'ill tell you how to ruin this call' thing 'rebot'
51:00 <beagle> hrmmm wait its okay, this is the post office :)
51:00 <beagle> theyre cool
51:00 <beagle> but hrmmm their rebots sucks.
51:00 <beagle> actual people are good
51:00 <beagle> man this is boring
56:00 <Fall> morning
57:00 <beagle> hello fall ...
57:00 <beagle> i might go read 'anne green drunkeness'
58:00 <beagle> it arrived in the rebot this morning
58:00 <beagle> hrmmm... no
58:00 <Fall> morning beagle, quite a monologue you've got there
58:00 <beagle> i have this fan with squirtie motor thingo arriving tried to call the post office and i dont see it so i caleld so its kinda early for that to happen
58:00 <beagle> so i ... went a bit crazy
58:00 <beagle> i hope they didnt hear me complaining about their service with rebots
58:00 <beagle> cause it was bit sarcastic
59:00 <beagle> i just need that thing it was from like almost 500 km away
00:00 <beagle> guess what colour it is
00:00 <beagle> okay well relieve my boredom and amuse me guess the colour
01:00 <beagle> blue white green orange yellow or red
01:00 <beagle> cmon now u can guess
01:00 <beagle> well i dont know if i got colours right but u may get wild guess
01:00 <beagle> i think i have a spray can here ....
02:00 <beagle> k now bend over ...
39:00 <Pieter1> kfc is making hot dogs wrapped in chicken !!
39:00 <Pieter1> =)
45:00 <Pieter1> hahaa Adonis i just saw that egg
45:00 <Pieter1> were you making it ?
50:00 <beagle> gee Pieter1 i thought i could come up with dumb things when i was sober but now u got me, hotdogs in chicken
50:00 <beagle> wow Pieter1 , do they do it with drugs
51:00 <beagle> usually
51:00 <beagle> some kinda of bread wrap ? :/ am i correct so
51:00 <beagle> no , wrap of bread stuff, now its chicken
51:00 <beagle> i seriously was just out dumbed
51:00 <beagle> hrmmm
51:00 <beagle> is it tasty?
55:00 <beagle> so
55:00 <beagle> Pieter1 the DOG is wrapped in chicken
55:00 <beagle> probably tastes like kfc
56:00 <beagle> well i aint bought kfc in a long while does it still cost a penny
56:00 <beagle> hrmmmm is it mouth watering or worth something
56:00 <beagle> hehe
56:00 <beagle> i dont know Pieter1 , that sounded weird.
31:00 <British^Meat> sup MusiciaN
31:00 <British^Meat> how ya goin?
31:00 <MusiciaN> tired
35:00 <British^Meat> wakey wakey
51:00 <beagle> hrmmm pressing enter is like taking a good poo
51:00 <beagle> its an outtie , not an innie
52:00 <beagle> hrmm
52:00 <beagle> anyone for tennis ?
53:00 <Fez> Venus or serena?
54:00 <Fez> Halep, i need somebody
54:00 <Fez> Halep , not just anybody
55:00 <Fez> Makarova and cheese
00:00 <beagle> well if u put cheese on noodles
00:00 <beagle> theyre not boring like mine with just tomato and ketchup
01:00 <beagle> and mushroom.
01:00 <beagle> cause then they get a really big 
01:00 <beagle> bowl
01:00 <beagle> well if u have cheese just put them near me
01:00 <beagle> for my crackers
01:00 <beagle> cause i had
01:00 <beagle> ham and chicken fritz meaning loaf
01:00 <beagle> and it was dry and boring and the vegemite was better
02:00 <beagle> so , it was a good end to a long day that i woke up broke and got shitfaced on with sony speakers playing all night
02:00 <beagle> hows your brunch
03:00 <Pieter1> piet dingaling ding ding ding dingaling
04:00 <Pieter1> piettt is awesomeeeeeeee
04:00 <Pieter1> I talk not type!
04:00 <BlackDevil> you talk to your mic to keyboard?
04:00 <Pieter1> YEAP IM A DRAGON DICTATES PEOPLE
04:00 <Pieter1> well its called naturally speaking now 
04:00 <Pieter1> but used to be called dragon dictates
05:00 <Pieter1> sure why use your hands when you can use your mouth
05:00 <Pieter1> ;p
06:00 <Pieter1> ive only found out about the program soundhound
06:00 <Pieter1> i fucking love it !
06:00 <Pieter1> if ya havent heard of it or tried it before you MUST
08:00 <Kelevra> I heard through the grapevine that beagle hates me =(
10:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil: can you perm ban him? 
10:00 <Pieter1> i wouldnt trust those grapes
10:00 <Kelevra> Teach him to love 
10:00 <Pieter1> grrrr , gotta stop taking people out to lunch im going broke :(
11:00 <Kelevra> Give them a pkt of maggi noodles
11:00 <Pieter1> this may be the last in a while , im not getting any sex out of it
11:00 <Kelevra> And a paper cup
11:00 <BlackDevil> perm ban whom?
12:00 <Kelevra> beagle
12:00 <Pieter1> YA MUM
12:00 <Fez> Bark at him
12:00 <Kelevra> I'll sick my daughter onto him
12:00 <Kelevra> She can male really annoying loud noises
12:00 <Kelevra> Make
13:00 <Fez> Hand her to him when shes about too poop
13:00 <Fez> And spew
13:00 <Kelevra> Did you have a nice Aussie day Fez 
13:00 <Fez> No
13:00 <Fez> Did u?
13:00 <Kelevra> She doesn't spew anymore but does some pretty rank poops
14:00 <Kelevra> Yeah mine was okay, the lamb turned out really nice
14:00 <Fez> ..nah it was alright.. cept the cricket was rained out
14:00 <Fez> I made chicken parmas
14:00 <Kelevra> Oh yummy
14:00 <Fez> Chicken is a kindof pork isnt it?
15:00 <Kelevra> I didn't picture you as a man who cooks
15:00 <Kelevra> Naww lol
15:00 <Fez> I sure do
15:00 <Fez> Howbout bacon then
15:00 <Kelevra> Learn something new everyday
15:00 <Fez> Porkish?
15:00 <Kelevra> Naww bacon is pork
15:00 <Kelevra> So yummy
15:00 <Fez> Im a good cook.. ifu like bad food
16:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a fan of eggs anymore which is weird
16:00 <Fez> I want an egg
16:00 <Fez> And bacon
16:00 <Pieter1> you are an egg !
16:00 <Pieter1> =)
16:00 <Kelevra> And and amd
16:00 <Fez> And burger pattie
16:00 <Kelevra> And
16:00 <Fez> Etc
16:00 <Kelevra> Yummy
16:00 <Fez> Lettuce
16:00 <Fez> And then..
16:00 <Fez> Cheese
17:00 <Kelevra> They don't sell the patties I like anymore
17:00 <Kelevra> I&j's
17:00 <Fez> Neverheard of em
17:00 <MusiciaN> lol i thought you said panties
17:00 <Fez> Make ya own
17:00 <Kelevra> I'm slack lol
17:00 <Fez> Teach the kid ya secret recipe
17:00 <Kelevra> When I cook my kid gets stuck into everything
18:00 <Fez> Kelevra: make me quiche
19:00 <Kelevra> Never made one
19:00 <British^Meat> mel smell
19:00 <British^Meat> sup
19:00 <Kelevra> I've made a frittata though
19:00 <Kelevra> Allo
20:00 <British^Meat> u no like any eggs at all?
20:00 <British^Meat> scrambled?
20:00 <British^Meat> poached?
20:00 <Fez> Ow is a good time to start
20:00 <Kelevra> Not much, put the bug down for a nap, when she wakes we'll go shopping
20:00 <British^Meat> boiled?
20:00 <MusiciaN> quiche is basically pie crust with scrabled egg in it
20:00 <British^Meat> fried?
20:00 <Fez> Now*
20:00 <British^Meat> omlette?
20:00 <Kelevra> Its only recently I've not been digging them 
21:00 <MusiciaN> i love scrambled and fried eggs but hate omlettes
21:00 <Fez> Buy me some spam
21:00 <British^Meat> French toast
21:00 <British^Meat> Yumbo
21:00 <MusiciaN> i can smell it cooking from the other side of the house too
21:00 <Pieter1> eatable insects are the future of food
21:00 <MusiciaN> makes me feel sick lol
21:00 <British^Meat> yer?
21:00 <British^Meat> omlettes are ok, but over too quickly
21:00 <British^Meat> less messy than scrambled
22:00 <Kelevra> I love French toast drenched in butter but I really have to lay off my fat intake, just causes me really horrible pain
22:00 <British^Meat> but scrambled probably is better
22:00 <Kelevra> Not supposed to injest a lot of fat
22:00 <Kelevra> My body can't break it down so it just causes a lot of pain
23:00 <Kelevra> Pancreatitis sucks
24:00 <Fez> Are lettuce fetishes weird?
25:00 <Kelevra> Not really
25:00 <frayedknot> yes
25:00 <Kelevra> My mum used to use them as decoration for platters
26:00 <Fez> Thats good. Keeps consistant with other weird shit i do
35:00 <Fez> And then the balls touched
36:00 <slinky_J> woah major light headedness from cig
39:00 <Fez> What did u expect
39:00 <slinky_J> :P
43:00 <Fez> You expected a toungey smile?
50:00 <slinky_J> yup!
13:00 <partay> medication time medication time 
26:00 <Pieter1> mmmm i got this lesnak thing but it uses sliced cheeses
27:00 <Pieter1> NO DIPPING !
27:00 <Pieter1> NO CHEESE DIPPING YO! ~
27:00 <Pieter1> its the best thing since sliced bread
27:00 <Pieter1> sliced cheese !
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <Pieter1> now the cheeses are stuck :(
28:00 <partay> well take your dick out of it 
28:00 <slinky_J> LOL
39:00 <British^Meat> yay!
40:00 <British^Meat> no b1, no slinky, no blackdevil
40:00 <partay> do any of them have a job ?
41:00 <partay> besides work for the dole 
41:00 <British^Meat> doubt it
41:00 <Lumeah> hey partay
47:00 <partay> Ana_Ng sammich kgo
48:00 <Digerati> back and sober :)
48:00 <Ana_Ng> kgo, newstalk radio 810
48:00 <partay> errrrr
48:00 <partay> not in the mood to listen to politics
50:00 <British^Meat> hah
50:00 <chelle> and she's probably not in the mood to make you a sandwich. 
50:00 <chelle> we all have to make sacrifices.
51:00 <partay> chelle what are you doing out of the kitchen ?
51:00 <chelle> I'm sitting on my couch eating my failed eclairs
52:00 <chelle> want some?
52:00 <partay> ok.. you can fan me at the same time 
52:00 <chelle> First, I'll need you to go wash my car.
54:00 <partay> first, I'll need you to blow me 
54:00 <chelle> There can't be two firsts.
54:00 <chelle> So, why don't you go make your own sandwich. Or just GDIAF.
55:00 <British^Meat> gdiaf?
55:00 <British^Meat> wassat?
56:00 <British^Meat> burn
56:00 <partay> she must have wi-fi in the kitchen
57:00 <partay> whie making my sammich
57:00 <chelle> damn these eclairs may have failed but they taste good
57:00 <[Maverick]> annddd good morning fuckfaces and ladies <3 
57:00 <chelle> hey mav
57:00 <[Maverick]> How's you chelle? 
58:00 <chelle> I'm great. Being a loser as usual.
58:00 <chelle> You?
58:00 <British^Meat> tis 1:30 of our earth arvo
58:00 <[Maverick]> being a loser as well haha 
59:00 <chelle> do you work mav
59:00 <British^Meat> i wonder what its like being a loser
59:00 <British^Meat> id ask but most of the main ones are not on atm
59:00 <chelle> lol British^Meat 
59:00 <chelle> i'm a loser you can ask me 
59:00 <[Maverick]> currently just moved to a new town so looking for work around here 
59:00 <chelle> town heheh
59:00 <chelle> do you live in the country
00:00 <[Maverick]> yes yes I do 
00:00 <[Maverick]> in the middle of the desert 
00:00 <chelle> that must be interesting
00:00 <chelle> or boring
00:00 <chelle> i don't know
00:00 <[Maverick]> interesting to say the least 
00:00 <chelle> what stet are you in
00:00 <chelle> er
00:00 <chelle> state..
01:00 <partay> a depressed state by the sounds 
02:00 <[Maverick]> partay.. I am not you bud :) 
02:00 <[Maverick]> chelle: WA 
02:00 <chelle> partay: my state is a bit depressed sometimes
02:00 <partay> lulz
02:00 <chelle> no shame in it!
02:00 <chelle> mav: ahh okay
04:00 <[Maverick]> haha bit of a distance for my lovin ;) 
04:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
04:00 <partay> ewwwwww
04:00 <chelle> lol what
05:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahahaa 
05:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
07:00 <partay> seeing chelle is taking way too lng, i made my own sammich... its delightful
09:00 <chelle> you'll be waiting a long time bud
10:00 <partay> you'll prob eat it before it gets to me 
12:00 <chelle> well yes, if I WERE making one, I'd be making it for myself.
12:00 <chelle> That is quite correct
12:00 <chelle> :)
18:00 <partay> i love woring from home 
19:00 <Lumeah> can work nakie?
19:00 <partay> Lumeah youre one bent unit 
19:00 <Christopher> partay u a pro
19:00 <Christopher> ?
20:00 <partay> errr no
20:00 <partay> sorry
21:00 <Christopher> why not
21:00 <Christopher> :P
21:00 <partay> not sure i could bring myself to fuck some fat ugly fucks.. no matter how much
22:00 <Christopher> i not fat
23:00 <[Maverick]> i'm* 
23:00 <partay> i wasnt inferring you 
23:00 <Christopher> k
23:00 <partay> just a general statement 
23:00 <partay> some guys would fuck anything 
24:00 <Christopher> i wouldnt
24:00 <Christopher> probably why i havent
25:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. chris.. you would even fuck the next doors cat.. if you could catch it. 
25:00 <Christopher> i fuck u [Maverick]
25:00 <Christopher> if i catch u
26:00 <Christopher> lols
27:00 <chelle> this channel never ceases to amaze
27:00 <partay> anyone here play advanced warfare ?
28:00 <Christopher> hi chelle
28:00 <Ana_Ng> who cares what other people do in their fuck lives?
28:00 <chelle> hi
28:00 <Christopher> Ana_Ng yep
28:00 <partay> Ana_Ng exactly
28:00 <Christopher> why talk about it
29:00 <Ana_Ng>   partay: some guys would fuck anything 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> partay, you cannot say that then agree with me
29:00 <partay> i was stating my case
29:00 <partay> full power to guys who like fattys
29:00 <Ana_Ng> your case seems to be that you care 
30:00 <partay> even fattys need lovin
30:00 <Ana_Ng> or are you merely informing us that some people fuck a lot of people
30:00 <partay> just by someone otheer than me 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> on behalf of fatties, phew
30:00 <Christopher> i would fuck fatties
30:00 <chelle> pretty sure the fatties don't want to fuck you anyway, partay lol
31:00 <chelle> whats worse, being fat or an irc loser?
31:00 <chelle> I'm going with irc loser.
31:00 <Christopher> yep
31:00 <Christopher> fat ppl get to enjoy food
31:00 <Christopher> heaps
32:00 <chelle> do they?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i had this one guy tell me "there are a lot of attractive women in this bar, but I'd rather be with you."
32:00 <chelle> are you a fat person Christopher ?
32:00 <Christopher> no
32:00 <Christopher> tall skinny
32:00 <chelle> then how do you know what fat people enjoy?
32:00 <Christopher> they must like food
32:00 <chelle> I love it when people speak for others
32:00 <chelle> when they have no real idea 
32:00 <Christopher> cant get fat not eating
32:00 <chelle> lol
32:00 <chelle> well, yes, you can
32:00 <Christopher> lol
33:00 <chelle> medications and health conditions can make people fat.
33:00 <abortion> today my dream has come true, to have this nick
33:00 <Christopher> lols
33:00 <Christopher> i talking fat fat
33:00 <Christopher> not over weight
33:00 <chelle> i don't know what the difference is
33:00 <chelle> fat is fat
33:00 <Ana_Ng> perhaps you mean obese
33:00 <Christopher> nah cuddly
33:00 <partay>  <chelle> whats worse, being fat or an irc loser?
33:00 <Christopher> is not fat
33:00 <partay> LOL
34:00 <frayedknot> they aren't mutually exclusive i suppose
34:00 <partay> chelle true... lots of reasons why poeple fat.. genetic etc
34:00 <Christopher> irc losers are fat
34:00 <partay> doesnt change anything 
34:00 <Christopher> they sit on chairs all day
34:00 <partay> chelle are you fat ?
34:00 <Christopher> she isnt a loser
34:00 <chelle> partay: yeah, I'm so fat I can barely breath
34:00 <Christopher> or irc
34:00 <Christopher> of
34:00 <partay> yup
35:00 <partay> can understand that
35:00 <chelle> i need someone to come over every morning
35:00 <Christopher> yeah
35:00 <chelle> and help me get out of bed
35:00 <chelle> with a prying stick
35:00 <Christopher> lol
35:00 <partay> with a spatula 
35:00 <chelle> thats the real reason i didn't make you a sandwich
35:00 <chelle> because I can't
35:00 <partay> tis ok 
36:00 <partay> you just stay there 
36:00 <chelle> thanks i will
36:00 <chelle> can you pass me my grabbing pole?
36:00 <partay> here... oh wait thats your ass wiping pole 
37:00 <Christopher> lol
37:00 <Christopher> ewwww
37:00 <partay> didnt mean to poke you in the face with that
37:00 <chelle> i don't have one
37:00 <partay> hahaha
37:00 <chelle> its unsanitary
37:00 <Christopher> partay at least they dont use their hand like u to wipe their ass
37:00 <chelle> i just have a colostomy bag
37:00 <chelle> its too hard to clean in between the fat rolls down there so
37:00 <partay> Christopher you knw the anzacs used their hands
37:00 <Christopher> so
37:00 <chelle> my poop just goes into a bag
38:00 <Christopher> they were at war
38:00 <Christopher> u just like the smell of your own shit partay
38:00 <partay> who doesnt 
38:00 <Christopher> me
38:00 <chelle> at least when I'm upset i can throw my poo bag at people
38:00 <partay> change your diet then 
39:00 <partay> chelle thrw harder that just landed all over your gut
39:00 <chelle> nah i used my catapult.
39:00 <partay> so much for getting any work done 
39:00 <chelle> pretty sure it hit you square in the face
39:00 <chelle> I might be fat but I can aim
39:00 <chelle> I suggest you go have a shower
39:00 <chelle> don't forget to wash your mouth out
41:00 <chelle> I've had one nap today - is another one pushing it?
41:00 <partay> typing is hard work
42:00 <chelle> damn straight
42:00 <chelle> my poor arthritic fingers
42:00 <chelle> mum called me before.. cbf ringing her back
45:00 <frayedknot> stop lying chelle, we all know you're hot
46:00 <chelle> totes
49:00 <frayedknot> well that shut everyone up
50:00 <frayedknot> immik was obviously scared off
51:00 <chelle> hahahaha
51:00 <chelle> nuclear warfare
51:00 <frayedknot> you've sedated the channel
52:00 <chelle> grand
55:00 <partay> i bet chelle farts like a trooper
55:00 <partay> peel the paint off an aircraft carrrier 
56:00 <frayedknot> everyone farts
00:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if insects fart
00:00 <frayedknot> it's good to see science being practiced in this channel
01:00 <frayedknot> what's your experimental methodology to determine that, British^Meat ?
01:00 <partay> google
02:00 <British^Meat> hmm not sur
02:00 <British^Meat> If i could shrink myself, that'd be the best way
03:00 <British^Meat> or if i could develop some kind of insect fart detecting glasses
03:00 <British^Meat> im fresh out of ideas already
03:00 <frayedknot> why not just a tiny microphone?
04:00 <British^Meat> nice idea
04:00 <frayedknot> borrow the equipment from an attenborough documentary 
09:00 <British^Meat> probably start with ants...
09:00 <British^Meat> maybe mozzies, i think they'd fart a lot
09:00 <British^Meat> maybe snails, all that cabbage
09:00 <British^Meat> might move on to fish after that
13:00 <BlackDevil> the walking dead is back
13:00 <BlackDevil> and better call saul
13:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter1
17:00 <partay> the fucking ron
18:00 <TheRon> just TheRon 
18:00 <Lumeah> hi TheRon
18:00 <TheRon> hello all
23:00 <TheRon> are we still being aussie today?
25:00 <Doodle> oui
26:00 <partay> the fucking Doodle
26:00 <British^Meat> le doodle est le grande derriere
27:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
29:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
33:00 <TheRon> take it to the limit one more time
35:00 <nate> ronny how ye doin sailor!
35:00 <TheRon> i'm awesome!
35:00 <nate> yes sir
36:00 <TheRon> ouch!?
36:00 <zaim> ill do it again too
36:00 <TheRon> please don't
36:00 <nate> bring a girlfriend
37:00 <zaim> kk i wont 
37:00 <nate> slap slap
37:00 <nate> 3.50 for a lettuce, i feel like ive had an expensive haircut
37:00 <nate> i know lettuce are easy to grow!
38:00 <nate> comeon
38:00 <partay> dont mess with theron
39:00 <TheRon> oh i'll hurt ya
40:00 <TheRon> i'm so hard, i'm listening to air supply
41:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <nate> kisses?
42:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
42:00 <nate> pegs in mouth?
43:00 <TheRon> you've never seen married with children?
43:00 <nate> yup
43:00 <nate> i like when buds a player
43:00 <nate> wannabe one anyhowz
43:00 <nate> and rapper
44:00 <nate> :L
46:00 <TheRon> i love james taylor - fire and rain
49:00 <Student> code red 
19:00 <Shango> join #sydney
19:00 <Shango> oops
19:00 <Mew> how embarrassing
19:00 <Shango> Soz missed the /j
19:00 <British^Meat> KILL HIM!
20:00 <Mew> the shame he will carry for the rest of his life will be worse than death
21:00 <British^Meat> i pity him
21:00 <TheRon> i say death by firing squad
21:00 <TheRon> i pity the fool
21:00 <Mew> who cooks with a regular oven?
22:00 <British^Meat> gas?
22:00 <British^Meat> moi
22:00 <Shango> rofl
22:00 <Mew> I'm referring to Mr t's flavorwave oven endorsement lll
22:00 <Mew> Lol*
23:00 <British^Meat> I C
23:00 <Mew> don't see much of those anymore 
24:00 <Mew> they must be shit
24:00 <partay> ahhh i thought i could smell honey... Hi mew 
24:00 <Mew> Oh hay partay
28:00 <TheRon> under the milky way tonight
29:00 <Ana_Ng> THE CHURCH
29:00 <partay> or under the mewby way as i sing it 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> under the booby, 'k?
30:00 <TheRon> i wish i was under a boobie way tonight
32:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: handbra?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> we're going to need a bigger boat
34:00 <TheRon> you got a lieutenant dan?? 
35:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong movie
35:00 <TheRon> it had a boat in it
37:00 <TheRon> hows the snow storms in the states
37:00 <Ana_Ng> quite far from me
38:00 <TheRon> i know but you are american
38:00 <Ana_Ng> when alaska gets a big storm, it doesn't make the local news
38:00 <TheRon> how many hours daylight there at the moment?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> so i don't give a fuck about 30 million people who decided to live close to each other
39:00 <nate> snow ball fight!
40:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
40:00 <partay> ana do you guys still fuck by rubbing noses ?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> yes partay
40:00 <Ana_Ng> all. night. long.
40:00 <partay> sweet
40:00 <Ana_Ng> we're at 6 hours
40:00 <Ana_Ng> 10am to 4pm basically
40:00 <partay> 6 hours
40:00 <partay> man that would suck
40:00 <Ana_Ng> not as bad as 4 hours
40:00 <Ana_Ng> or none
40:00 <TheRon> group sex in alaska, 1 or more men, one or more women, and 1 or more moose
40:00 <Ana_Ng> the sun rose in barrow this week
41:00 <Ana_Ng> first time since november
41:00 <partay> we are 15 hrs daylight here 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> yep
41:00 <Ana_Ng> however, twilight is very long
41:00 <partay> yah
41:00 <TheRon> 4 hrs in alaska?
41:00 <Ana_Ng> yesterday i did a walk for the hour after sunset and it was light
42:00 <Ana_Ng> 4 hours in anchorage at winter solstice, dec 21
42:00 <partay> you should move out of dodge
43:00 <Ana_Ng> thanks, dad
43:00 <nate> i think ana needs a partay
43:00 <Ana_Ng> our summer temperatures are like your spring
43:00 <nate> fly on over!
43:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck that hot bullshit
44:00 <nate> partay is hot bullshit:)
44:00 <partay> we have air con in the big smoke
44:00 <partay> its 35 outside
44:00 <partay> 22 in here 
44:00 <Ana_Ng> air con = being inside
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't want to be inside
44:00 <TheRon> the dry heat isn't so bad
44:00 <Ana_Ng> do you really think i am not aware of this
45:00 <TheRon> yes!?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> dry cold isn't so bad either
45:00 <partay> not when you live in the same postcode as santa
45:00 <nate> put some ice down ana_ngs top for fun
45:00 <Ana_Ng> -5 is warmer than +2
46:00 <TheRon> i like the wet t shirt ice bucket challenge
46:00 <nate> u got a nice bod, theron?
46:00 <TheRon> the best jerry, the best
46:00 <nate> ohhh hells yes
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i am old, but the fan club for my tits is growing
48:00 <partay> lol
48:00 <partay> wait what
48:00 <partay> must be the cold weather 
48:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend, the same age seems to have a great body, but in her bikini - yikes, grandma skin
48:00 <partay> that produces nice tits
48:00 <nate> granny smith apples!
49:00 <TheRon> bad when tits get past their use by date
49:00 <Ana_Ng> a dude just told me i should be taking lots of photos of my tits
49:00 <Ana_Ng> which i did years ago
50:00 <partay> that was TheRon wasnt it/
50:00 <TheRon> well..........
50:00 <nate> hmm photos
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought it was enough, but he feels that there should be more
50:00 <partay> wait i confess it was me 
50:00 <partay> ana you must be 40+ ?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah partay, 45
51:00 <partay> thats still in range
51:00 <Ana_Ng> oh golly thanks
51:00 <nate> in range of having babies?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> my tits weight 2.5kg apiece
51:00 <partay> no tappable range
52:00 <partay> you and bee_girl have something in common
52:00 <partay> and now loof
52:00 <nate> they all take pics of their bits?
52:00 <partay> they all have big tits
55:00 <Ana_Ng> well if we have to carry them around, somebody may as well enjoy them
55:00 <TheRon> partay: you scared off loof
55:00 <partay> loof prob got a glimse of his reflwection in the monitor
56:00 <bee_girl> TheRon: it aint the first time thats happened
56:00 <nate> COPPER HEAD road
56:00 <partay> we can have a big tit chat without inviting mew to the conversation
56:00 <nate> put some milk on it!
56:00 <TheRon> put a puppet on it
57:00 <nate> mr grumpy can watch
57:00 <nate> what would make u grumpy, partay;? erectile disfunction?
58:00 <British^Meat> ooer
58:00 <TheRon> nate thats no laughing matter
58:00 <nate> or dys whatever:)
58:00 <nate> haha getting grumpy?
59:00 <nate> just think about green jelly
59:00 <nate> yum!
59:00 <partay> nate.. running out of Ice Break™ makes me grumpy
00:00 <TheRon> no beer make TheRon  somethign something
00:00 <partay> TheRon no function well beer without
01:00 <TheRon> nope
01:00 <partay> its prob 5 years since ive even had a beer
01:00 <partay> a single sip
01:00 <nate> u on the cocaine now?
01:00 <partay> coke and bourbon
01:00 <nate> lol
01:00 <partay> yep
03:00 <Fez> Thebreasts
03:00 <TheRon> fez, under the boobs tonight
03:00 <partay> fez's breast highight has gone off 
04:00 <Fez> I sure do like breasts
04:00 <partay> you have come to the right place
04:00 <partay> ana has lots of breast pics
04:00 <Fez> No ifs ands or buts about it
04:00 <Fez> She does?
05:00 <Fez> She can keep them
05:00 <partay> she has abut 5kg of breast pics
05:00 <Fez> Ana likes to please the men
05:00 <TheRon> i keep asking for a handbra pic and nothing
06:00 <partay> shed need saucepans for hands thats why 
06:00 <Fez> Im not a sweet talker either ron
07:00 <Fez> Partay on the other hand
07:00 <TheRon> i can't compete with barry white
07:00 <Fez> He has 10tb worth of irc breast pics
07:00 <partay> fez im not a snag im more of a Caring Understanding Nice Type
08:00 <Fez> Ive tried all tge angles
08:00 <Fez> The
08:00 <TheRon> i miss topless barmaids
08:00 <Fez> They were great
08:00 <Fez> Im sure somewhere has them
09:00 <TheRon> outback oz
09:00 <partay> the Grovener in bris
09:00 <partay> so ive heard
13:00 <TheRon> they paved paradise and put up a parking lot
13:00 <partay> TheRon come back to the nineties
13:00 <partay> ever so briefly
14:00 <TheRon> technically i am
14:00 <partay> originals only pls
14:00 <StrykerX> Peeeppa pig
14:00 <Fez> Help, i need some breasts
15:00 <partay> send ana an sos
15:00 <TheRon> those ain't bouys
16:00 <StrykerX> Fez, breasts.
16:00 <StrykerX> Most people have them here, gender regardless.
17:00 <TheRon> they're magical
17:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4ALgm6Rsc
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Feargal Sharkey - You Little Thief (Full Music Video) (Sep 6, 2007) 4:31 - Category: Music - 514,711 views - 1,370 likes (97.1%), 41 dislikes (2.9%)
18:00 <Fez> Do they get chicken breast fromroosters?
20:00 <Fez> Them breasts light up
20:00 <partay> TheRon goto 2:18 of that link 
20:00 <TheRon> do i have to?
20:00 <partay> yes just quickly
21:00 <StrykerX> Is FB down?
21:00 <TheRon> just tell me
21:00 <partay> StrykerX yes
22:00 <TheRon> excellent
22:00 <StrykerX> Fuckerberg just had a stroke
22:00 <StrykerX> Zuckerberg*
23:00 <TheRon> i bet zuckerberg does all that wolf of wall street stuff
24:00 <partay> shares are like $77
24:00 <partay> had an ipo of 38
27:00 <StrykerX> Someone's going to get fired then assassinated
27:00 <StrykerX> If he is still as passionate as he was in the movie, The Social Network
29:00 <TheRon> try try try to understand he's a magic man
29:00 <StrykerX> Knock knock knockingggg on heavens dooooorrr
30:00 <nate> u better not be strykerx, melbourne channel needs u
31:00 <TheRon> he's expendable
31:00 <Crip> https://twitter.com/goingquantum/status/559961646459002880
31:00 <Mew> TheRon you would love triple m 
31:00 <Mew> It was pretty much made for you
32:00 <TheRon> i like the breakfast show
32:00 <partay> theres that smell again
32:00 <StrykerX> Fuck Peppa Pig pisses me off
32:00 <StrykerX> She's like a textbook annoying shit of a kid.
32:00 <TheRon> eddie mcguire, luke darcy and mick molloy
32:00 <partay> FUCK I HATE EDDIE MCGUIRE
33:00 <StrykerX> He's a cool cat.
33:00 <StrykerX> Tells it how it is with Collingwood
33:00 <TheRon> but i like mick molloy
33:00 <Mew> I do love me some mick molloy 
34:00 <partay> yah mick is funny
34:00 <Mew> my fav part of the day right now
34:00 <Mew> Watching the floors dry after mopping them lmao
34:00 <partay> wow mew
34:00 <Mew> streak free like a motherfucker
34:00 <StrykerX> Housebitch deluxe lol
35:00 <Mew> I'm jk its not the highlight but I enjoy it a lot more than I should
35:00 <StrykerX> As I said lol
35:00 <StrykerX> Housebitch deluxe
35:00 <Mew> v2.0
35:00 <StrykerX> Who's 1.0 then?
35:00 <partay> mew you have an ocd
35:00 <DemonsRun> Just got 4 tickets to the melb zoo... In the mail... Thanks morning radio..
35:00 <Mew> Martha Stewart
35:00 <Mew> Ohhhhh no she didnt
35:00 <StrykerX> rofl
37:00 <TheRon> it's only natural that i should want to be there with you
37:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, enjoy that flight to Melbourne.
37:00 <StrykerX> :P
38:00 <partay> mew come and do my floors
38:00 <TheRon> in nothing but an apron
38:00 <StrykerX> Infact, screw the apron
39:00 <partay> StrykerX err 
39:00 <StrykerX> lol
40:00 <TheRon> i'm up all night to get lucky
41:00 <StrykerX> I don't like FB being down
41:00 <TheRon> i do
41:00 <StrykerX> I wanna stalk people and piss people off
41:00 <Fez> Sing us a sing mr piano man
41:00 <StrykerX> -.-
41:00 <Mew> omg me too
41:00 <partay> StrykerX withdrawl symptoms ?
41:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
42:00 <StrykerX> It means socializing in the real world
44:00 <BlackDevil> Yes, Facebook, Instagram and Tinder are all down
45:00 <Student> did you do that BlackDevil?
45:00 <BlackDevil> nope
45:00 <BlackDevil> i dont even use it
45:00 <Student> roger
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
47:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch=?oT0NWu-mgd4
47:00 <BlackDevil> i broke it
47:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT0NWu-mgd4
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Parquet Courts - Master Of My Craft / Borrowed Time (Dec 21, 2013) 5:43 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,283 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <partay> its isis
48:00 <TheRon> kim jong un
48:00 <TheRon> he didn't like something on facebook so he shut it down
48:00 <TheRon> the interview got posted on facebook
48:00 <Lumeah2> See they forgot about irc. 
49:00 <[Maverick]> https://aussieoutages.com/status/facebook
49:00 <TheRon> i want to live like common people
49:00 <partay> TheRon youre in the right place
50:00 <[Maverick]>  Anonymous retweeted
50:00 <[Maverick]>  Lizard Squad ‏@LizardMafia  13m13 minutes ago
50:00 <[Maverick]> Facebook, Instagram, Tinder, AIM, Hipchat #offline #LizardSquad
50:00 <nate> tinder is down? how am i gonna meet my husband
50:00 <partay> grindr still works 
50:00 <partay> snap
50:00 <nate> partay u on it?
51:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
51:00 <partay> lol no
51:00 <nate> i like the girls who take photos in the dark
51:00 <nate> hide their idenity ;l
51:00 <nate> just to get some!
53:00 <partay> ive neveer even seen it 
53:00 <simba> u
54:00 <TheRon> port power 4 lyfe??
55:00 <TheRon> simba if you had to make a choice, port power or weed?
55:00 <British^Meat> ?
55:00 <nate> is weed a football team?
55:00 <simba> port adelaide weed
56:00 <TheRon> give up weed or port power?
56:00 <simba> does giving up the power mean just the afl team
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <simba> no further questions
57:00 <simba> sucken down a corona
57:00 <Fez> Ballbreasts?
57:00 <simba> on a Warm Ish day
57:00 <TheRon> water balloon breasts?
58:00 <Fez> Yes please
58:00 <Fez> Easy to pop?
58:00 <Fez> Can be thrown around?
58:00 <TheRon> make balloon animals
59:00 <Fez> Or a ballon boob hat
59:00 <TheRon> the brittish houses of parliament
59:00 <Fez> I wouldnt know how
00:00 <TheRon> i watched gallipoli last night
00:00 <TheRon> awesome movie
00:00 <Fez> Schools backfor summer
00:00 <BlackDevil> hi
00:00 <Fez> Havent seen it
00:00 <TheRon> well you should
01:00 <TheRon> mel gibson, mark lee and bill hunter
01:00 <partay> TheRon did the ending change ?
01:00 <TheRon> no
01:00 <Fez> Im unaustralian till ido?
01:00 <TheRon> yes!
01:00 <TheRon> watch the light horse men too
02:00 <Fez> Can i watch breasts instead?
03:00 <TheRon> if you like
03:00 <TheRon> i would never stop a man from watching breasts
03:00 <Fez> Much apprieciated
04:00 <TheRon> mew left i didn't even mention her breasst
05:00 <Fez> Is she a prude or somethin?
05:00 <TheRon> no!
05:00 <partay> not agt all
05:00 <partay> mew has the green light for cuckhold action
05:00 <Fez> F
07:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers, i get all the girls
07:00 <partay> they like your milkshake too 
07:00 <Fez> When should we go toadelaide?
07:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't
08:00 <Fez> Nit even for the cricket?
08:00 <Fez> Not
08:00 <TheRon> it's not a great place
08:00 <Fez> How unaustralian was the sydney weather?
08:00 <TheRon> the best thing about going to adelaide is leaving
09:00 <TheRon> yesterday was fucked
09:00 <Fez> +yesterday
13:00 <beagle> ron did cha come over for australia day ?
13:00 <beagle> torrens ?
13:00 <beagle> football ?
13:00 <TheRon> ?
14:00 <simba> Doubt thou the stars are fire,
14:00 <simba>   Doubt that the sun doth move,
14:00 <simba>   Doubt truth to be a liar,
14:00 <simba>   But never doubt I love
14:00 <simba> ---- written by Fez
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Loof> it's like it was written by a primary school kid
15:00 <simba> Doth be stupid
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <simba> i like it tho 
15:00 <partay> loof that would make him twice as smart as you 
15:00 <simba> the message is be paranoid about everything except ur friends
17:00 <Loof> can you help me? are you from my braiiiiiiiiin
18:00 <TheRon> her name is rio and she dances on the sand
18:00 <partay> TheRon is now in the 80s
19:00 <TheRon> i never left
19:00 <TheRon> no good?
19:00 <Pieter1> http://topinfopost.com/2015/01/03/86-year-old-woman-sends-angry-letter-to-the-bank
19:00 <partay> duran duran
19:00 <partay> wins
19:00 <Pieter1> CLASS ALL THE WAY 
19:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00 <Pieter1> I loved that link :)
20:00 <Loof> hey mew :)
21:00 <Mew> hey loofie
23:00 <TheRon> i'm nibbling on nobby's nuts
24:00 <TheRon> salty!
24:00 <Pieter1> nobby is a freekin horse 
25:00 <[Maverick]> I am 
27:00 <StrykerX> FB is bck!
28:00 <nate> how many friends u got stryker
28:00 <StrykerX> 3
28:00 <StrykerX> :D
29:00 <nate> wOAH!
29:00 <nate> better than none
29:00 <nate> ;p
29:00 <StrykerX> Only just.
32:00 <Pieter1> StrykerX having friends bhahaha
33:00 <TheRon> thomas has friends
35:00 <Pieter1> thomas is a funky train tho
35:00 <Pieter1> every train has friends
36:00 <TheRon> real friends offer coke and takes them to strippers and shit
39:00 <Fez> Realfriends have exposed breasts
39:00 <TheRon> and lets you play with on demand
40:00 <Fez> And dont nag you
40:00 <TheRon> nope
41:00 <Fez> And let you atch the cricket whilst they get you beers
41:00 <Fez> Watch*
41:00 <Loof> u stink chris
41:00 <TheRon> exactly
41:00 <TheRon> hello ladies
41:00 <frayedknot> they don't come and sit next to you whilst you watch?
41:00 <TheRon> fuck off
42:00 <stuffz> fucken bored ey
43:00 <TheRon> breasts or gtfo
43:00 <Fez> The only interuption during sport ill except is "hows your beer"
45:00 <frayedknot> how about grammatical corrections? 'ie. accept'
45:00 <TheRon> 'here's your sub!"
46:00 <frayedknot> marine?
46:00 <TheRon> subway sub
46:00 <frayedknot> why do subway call their rolls 'subs'?
46:00 <TheRon> american thing
47:00 <frayedknot> i see
47:00 <TheRon> nice stuff though
48:00 <stuffz> new gang - "the meat and vegie gang"
49:00 <TheRon> the dancers and prancers
51:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vHRUsP20dQ#t=2918
51:00 <partay> that Jarrod fucker who used to promote Subway
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maceo Plex Boiler Room Berlin DJ Set (Oct 13, 2014) 01:30:46 - Category: Music - 565,105 views - 4,117 likes (97.7%), 97 dislikes (2.3%)
51:00 <partay> he used to be fat and ugly... nows he's just ugly 
52:00 <Pieter1> COTS ARE DEADLY
52:00 <Pieter1> BEWARE OF COTS !
52:00 <stuffz> red flag. bros are not supposed to know if another bro is good looking or not
53:00 <MusiciaN> submarine is a kind of sandwich
53:00 <MusiciaN> like a club
53:00 <partay> stuffz *taps nose*
54:00 <Pieter1> does anyone use hangouts on android ?
55:00 <Mew> wtf is that
56:00 <partay> Pieter1 isnt irc enough for you/
56:00 <partay> really need another messaging app
59:00 <Pieter1> partay: I got a feeling its more like umm , imessage for iphone , sends sms's via an internet server instead of messaging dialing number
12:00 <StrykerX> Lwaxana, keen for school tomorrow?
13:00 <Pieter1> dont be gross
13:00 <Pieter1> "
13:00 <Pieter1> ://
13:00 <TokenDaRing> oh thats right, all the annoying kids go back to school
13:00 <Pieter1> benq w1070 projector for sale if interested zaim
13:00 <Pieter1> =p
13:00 <Pieter1> $700
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I hate when I go out on my lunch break
13:00 <TokenDaRing> and there's bloody kids all over the CBD
14:00 <zaim> its 900 new
14:00 <Pieter1> mmmm k then
14:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah but zaim, Pieter1 needs his drug money
14:00 <zaim> lol TokenDaRing
14:00 <zaim> :)
14:00 <Pieter1> got it on gumtree for 750 with 92" screen
15:00 <TokenDaRing> and he wonders why he can't sell anything
16:00 <StrykerX> lol
16:00 <zaim> lol
16:00 <StrykerX> It's cheap zaim
16:00 <StrykerX> Cause drugs
16:00 <zaim> totes
16:00 <TokenDaRing> for that much price difference, you might as well just buy it new
17:00 <TokenDaRing> at least that way you'd not be worried if it breaks in a months time
17:00 <zaim> im gonna want a projector first to buy one
18:00 <Pieter1> i was gonna get rid of this just so i dont have to move the mount , i think i might just google how to mount it directly to plaster , im paranoid of doing so :/
20:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX if he doesn't sell these, he'll have to break into his neighbours place to pawn their stuff off
20:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, like last weekend?
20:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Projector for drugs?
20:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Projector for drugs??? Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.!!
20:00 <StrykerX> HAHA
21:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
23:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah he doesn't want to add breaking and entering and theft to his charges
23:00 <TokenDaRing> drug possession is enough
27:00 <Pieter1> great looked directly into the lens and now im seeing shadows :(
27:00 <Pieter1> stupid shadow worms 
27:00 <StrykerX> Tru
27:00 <StrykerX> e
28:00 <StrykerX> Stared straight into a projector lense?
28:00 <StrykerX> Add retardism to the list of his issues.
38:00 <Christopher> hi
47:00 <Christopher> hi Bastardly_One
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hi chris
50:00 <Shango> Where is piss anyway?
50:00 <Shango> Has anyone seen plivent?
51:00 <Shango> johninj4
51:00 <Shango> johninj4: how are you?
52:00 <Fez> 50 shades of grey.. the movie
52:00 <Fez> Gunna be epic
57:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <Fez> Feb 2
04:00 <simba> knew u were a chick
05:00 <amsy> yep
06:00 <Picard> HALAL - IT'S A BLOODY GREAT SCAM.
06:00 <Picard> It is now revealed that Australias fresh chicken industry leaders Baiada/Steggles, Inghams and Red Lea, who control more than 70% of the Australian market with most of their sales within Australia, are unnecessarily paying huge sums to Islamic extortionists. They pay around $40,000 per year each factory just in halal certification fees.
06:00 <Loof> lots of people talking, few of them know: soul of a woman was created belowwwwwwwww
07:00 <Fez> Whos a chick!
07:00 <Fez> ?
08:00 <SpecialEditon> indeed
08:00 <nate> i was a chicken close enough?
08:00 <Loof> SpecialEd more like it
08:00 <SpecialEdition> negative
08:00 <simba> u were chickens?
09:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Loof> what a tard
11:00 <amsy> im a chickens
12:00 <Loof> hey, you should try you should try, some milk and rice, with just a bit of honeyyyyy
12:00 <Pieter1> bok bok bgerrk
28:00 <Pieter1> hey Zade:)
28:00 <Zade> hello Pieter1
28:00 <Pieter1> whats going on ?
29:00 <Zade> yeah not much, how about yourself?
30:00 <Pieter1> covering myself in yogo with choc chips
30:00 <Pieter1> they make my skin a lil bumpy but im fine with it
31:00 <Zade> and most likely good for skin 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> reading that steggles rant is funny
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the parents of the keyboard player from tism own steggles
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's a laywer ... good family business
34:00 <Bastardly_One> keep them in batteries
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and get your son to represent you in court
43:00 <bee_girl> http://rasterbator.net/
44:00 <Bastardly_One> john
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shall we lay a bet for this morning?
44:00 <johninj4> what on?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool Vs Wet Spam
45:00 <johninj4> ahh
45:00 <johninj4> i'de back the boys for a draw at least
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Aust Vs UAE
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like ummmmmmmmmmmm 45 mins ago
46:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot
46:00 <johninj4> lol i havn't really been keeping up with it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I know when virtually ever UK and euro match is on
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when it comes to matches in my own country I have no clue
47:00 <Bastardly_One> usually
50:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbw-vk8aCk
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vacant & CoMa - The Afterlife (Nov 28, 2014) 4:15 - Category: Music - views - 230 likes (98.3%), 4 dislikes (1.7%)
52:00 <StrykerX> Nutter Professor is on!!
53:00 <simba> dont think lfc are playing west ham in the morning..
57:00 <johninj4> MARCUS EINFELD
57:00 <johninj4> THE one-time Federal Court Judge lost his appointment as an Officer of the order of Australia in 2009, eleven years after his appointment for services to international affairs and human rights. Einfeld was sentenced to three years in jail, with a non-parole period of two years, after pleading guilty to false statements over a $77 driving fine. He later admitted he had lied in court when he 
57:00 <johninj4> claimed the driver of his speeding car was a woman, who later turned out to be dead. He was released from jail in March 2011.
57:00 <johninj4> would have been easier to pay the fine you would think'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was Tues/Wed simba?
59:00 <simba> need 2 check ur schedules
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> David Tennent is in a Marvel movie
59:00 <amsy> wheres cc
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Chelsea and then Wet Spam
00:00 <simba> yea
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a bit too over excited Dan the Man is back and fucked up ... sue me
00:00 <simba> good 1 European Fixture Guru
00:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew we were playing both of them this week ... got that right at least 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> counts?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> even if he is kept until sat we might win ... wish I had of watched that Bradford City match now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I am gonna be in a cunt of a mood tomorrow afternoon
02:00 <simba> u rock bro
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 6:45am start
02:00 <simba> whos the ref
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... unless this tells me and I can't see it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm known for that 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme look again 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
03:00 <simba> thanx
03:00 <simba> find out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> would be good if it was Pawson
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he seem to like u s
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *us
04:00 <johninj4> everyone hates chelsea
04:00 <johninj4> just ask jose
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *seems
04:00 <simba> its not trust me
04:00 <johninj4> the refs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... the refs will favour chelsea
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if easily payed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> happened a few times last year I reckon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then we got accused of it by chelsea too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> due to a very favourable match which I think was the last league game we had last season
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder ... the FB page is always gay ... and it's past 8am so someone at the website should be awake
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as to if the lineup is public yet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *has a look*
07:00 <johninj4> THINGS are going from bad to worse for Russia, with ratings agency Standard & Poor’s downgrading their credit rating to ‘junk’, based on a weak economic outlook.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual Brendan tells you SHIT in the press conference
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never get this time back 
09:00 <simba> should b the same 1
10:00 <simba> mig kan skrt sak mor luc hen mar ger ste cou
11:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on how good the last Dan the Man training went
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Fatty has made some risky decisions this year IMO
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be despo enough to bring him back a game or two too early
11:00 <simba> already did that 
12:00 <simba> prob wont b on the bench
12:00 <Bastardly_One> "We'll see how he is today," said the manager when asked by reporters whether the No.15 could face Chelsea.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> "He had a training session with the team yesterday and he trained very, very well. It was as comfortable as he's looked, even when he was coming back before - he was maybe a little bit tentative. I thought yesterday he looked back to normal.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya ... then he says he won't risk it 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno ... he has made some shitty decisions this year I think
13:00 <simba> he wont b playin
13:00 <simba> startin
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope neither
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope he just watches from up in the box
14:00 <simba> y
15:00 <Bastardly_One> because on the bench is the risk of having to play him
15:00 <Bastardly_One> due to an injury or whatever
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Brummy Land's finest
16:00 <simba> lets hope hes ready 2 rock
17:00 <simba> mite need him 4 extra time
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Well, Wet Spam is a 20 times easier game to come back to and I hope there's is not the temptation to stick him on the bench even
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I suspect you'll be right 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up and release the side cunts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like half 9 or something over there
18:00 <Bastardly_One> get to work webmaster!
18:00 <simba> its mig kan skrt sak mor luc hen mar ger ste cou
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah you said that 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and why would I look at the official site when the Echo usually has more info?
20:00 <Lwaxana> B1 u know the score?
20:00 <simba> neither of them would leak the team tho
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... do you?
20:00 <Lwaxana> 2-0
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be watching ... has to be on the ABC
21:00 <Lwaxana> 63 minute
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we're beating UAE?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're shitting me?
21:00 <Lwaxana> yes
21:00 <Lwaxana> no
21:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO
21:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Today's Liverpool FC transfer news & gossip sees Chelsea Football Club's Jose Mourihno looking to make a shock £50m move for Raheem Sterling as the Reds star rejects a new deal. Elsewhere Brendan Rodgers hopes to land a rising Arsenal star. Plus news on TWO summer deals.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> please Sterling don't do it!
21:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> daily mail?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Echo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> an hour ago
22:00 <simba> from the news & gossip section
22:00 <simba> so they got it from somewhere retarded
22:00 <simba> DONT B STUPID
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-fc-transfer-gossip-rodgers-8522195
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Real Madrid want him too 
24:00 <simba> dont
24:00 <Bastardly_One> now he has got rid of the stupid haircut ... he seems to of got a brain
24:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Sunny :)
25:00 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :) ...how's it goin?
25:00 <Picard> he is still alive so its shit, for everyone else
25:00 <Picard> :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad ... nearly exercise walkies time ... which always sucks when you don't want to do it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yourself?
26:00 <Sunbeam> i enjoy walking
26:00 <Sunbeam> when my foot don't hurt
26:00 <Sunbeam> hi Picard :)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have my days ... some days I enjoy it more than others ... some days I don't want to do it at all 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoys enjoy it when I get going though
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I always enjoy it when I get going also
27:00 <Sunbeam> get earplugs in an music playing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you really don't know me do you?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be ran over :P
27:00 <Sunbeam> depending how fast the music is usually reflects on how fast i walk lol
27:00 <Doodle> i'd run yo uover
27:00 <Doodle> *you over
27:00 <Sunbeam> hey Doodle :)
27:00 <Doodle> hai Sunbeam o//
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I get distracted by the mind wandering as it is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, you would not 
28:00 <Doodle> true
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd get blood on it
28:00 <Sunbeam> you have eyes don't you?
28:00 <Doodle> damage my car
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My eyes work?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen how I read in here sometimes?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
28:00 <Sunbeam> that dunt mean owt :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I don't seem to have a good judgement of sound in terms of distance 
29:00 <Sunbeam> me neither
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can not notice cars until the last moment at times
29:00 <Christopher> russia banns trannys from driving
30:00 <Christopher> lols
30:00 <Sunbeam> this is where one opens one's eyes lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't get that 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that news is 2 days old 
30:00 <Christopher> i heard it week ago
30:00 <Pieter1> mmmmm quiche
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno how if affects their driving 
30:00 <Sunbeam> hi Pieter1 :)
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher you'd be banned in russia too
30:00 <Pieter1> does the egg make it unhealthy ?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of quiche mental case?
30:00 <Pieter1> hey Sunbeam :)
30:00 <Sunbeam> no it doesn't pieter
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... that's what makes it healthy believe it or not
30:00 <Sunbeam> the pastry makes it unhealthy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was meant to get a lorraine last night and forgot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and still want one actually
31:00 <Pieter1> A PLASTIC QUICHE
31:00 <Bastardly_One> might detour via the stupormarket on walkies
31:00 <nate> the talent in here tonite, breath taking:)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> go away whore
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't like your kind around here
32:00 <nate> dumb?:)
32:00 <Sunbeam> hi nate :)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
32:00 <nate> howdy beams!
32:00 <nate> jim sun beams
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're hardly dumb ... I picked that up straight away
33:00 <Bastardly_One> a tard most of the time but not stupid
33:00 <nate> b1 sure is a panty dropper
33:00 <simba> kim talented
34:00 <nate> i nearly got put in the special ed class at primary school, i think i am pretty dumb:)
34:00 <nate> almost nearly got held back a year 2
34:00 <nate> how lovely
34:00 <simba> thats a long time ago
34:00 <doctor> i was in the 'slow learners' classes, but that was because I didn't give a shit about school
34:00 <nate> ohh yeah i dont think my methods have improved
34:00 <doctor> i still don't. i'm very set in my ways
35:00 <nate> true doctor feel good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I got put up all the time until yr8
35:00 <Picard> good to see the greek lad losing the tennis
35:00 <Sunbeam> hi doctor :)
35:00 <nate> its easily to be lazy;l
35:00 <doctor> hello Sunbeam
35:00 <Bastardly_One> refused to do more than sit there and do nothing
35:00 <Pieter1> man theres no way a person can get fed up with red rock deli chips
35:00 <Bastardly_One> then yr8 they kept me down because I did nothing 
35:00 <Pieter1> honey soy chicken is fucking orgasmic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so I decided it was in my best interests to do another to pass from there on 
35:00 <simba> tru dat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I despised school 
36:00 <Sunbeam> i loved school!
36:00 <nate> get some hot chilli cheeze, put it in the mircowave for 20 seconds then u can dip it with ya redrockdeli
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one of those that if you give me a task I am cool if I can do it my own way 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was too structured ... I needed to go to a community school
36:00 <doctor> only a small group of kids do as well as they can in the current school milieu. I consider it mostly harmful to most kids
37:00 <Bastardly_One> loved learning though and still do
37:00 <doctor> normally the ones who have overbearing parents
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but the structure of school messed with me 
37:00 <doctor> yeah
37:00 <doctor> i've got nothing against learning, just schools I find are against learning
38:00 <doctor> more about social control
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had this nocturnal issue since I was about 4
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if school would of been at night ... maybe that'd of helped
38:00 <doctor> haha, true
38:00 <nate> owl eyes b1?
38:00 <nate> hehe :D
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I distinctly remember being about 8 right now and being in bed at 3am
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and still wide awake and planning the next tantrum for the morning
39:00 <Bastardly_One> about going to school
39:00 <Lwaxana> doctor I sdisagree
39:00 <Lwaxana> schools are about learning
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax, with being a teacher ... what do you think about the theory school hours are cruel on teenagers?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like with all the hormones going on and needing lots of sleep, etc
40:00 <Lwaxana> ummmm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and my high school was all about learning by the way ... great school
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just an anti social arse who hated it 
40:00 <Lwaxana> as if those who use that as an excuse would chage their sleeping patterns
40:00 <nate> http://wallpaperscraft.com/image/73033/1920x1080.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we moved up from Melbourne and I never wanted to go from Melbourne
41:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One sleeping is a habit
41:00 <Lwaxana> an sounds like ..since you were 4, you have devloped a bad one
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax, I was asking you if you thought that had validity
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not an excuse for lazy goons
42:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One maybe for 1%
42:00 <Lwaxana> not for most
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I've been on tranqs forever
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't sleep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> unless helped along the way
42:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One a bad habit
42:00 <nate> i can read u a bed time story later b1:)
42:00 <Lwaxana> in every way
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no, diagnosed hyperactivty (back then ... now called ADHD) and anxiety disorder
43:00 <Lwaxana> kids need to be traines to slewp well
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not habits ... can't train someone that can't help it 
43:00 <Lwaxana> kids need to be trained to sleep well
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ask my poor mother
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember her trying and trying and trying
43:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One I wont comment on that
44:00 <Picard> oh my
44:00 <Bastardly_One> know phenergan?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was put on that at 5 ... did shit 
44:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One did u wet the bed as a child?
44:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One as I said bad habits
44:00 <Bastardly_One> except I loved the taste
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... never ever 
44:00 <Lwaxana> B1 let us agree to disagree on that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that last post was to Pictard
45:00 <Picard> started happening when u hit 40?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the never ever
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Picard 
45:00 <Picard> :P
45:00 <Lwaxana> I suggest if I had been your mother ....your sleep pattern may be different
45:00 <Bastardly_One> doubtful
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of been asking for stronger meds though
46:00 <Lwaxana> as I said ...let us agree to disagree on that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for both you and myself :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for you to handle it 
46:00 <chelle> Lwaxana: can you train me to sleep well?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and me to fucking sleep!
46:00 <Lwaxana> chelle
46:00 <Picard> Lwaxana are u saying i are a better mother then B1's?
46:00 <Picard> u**8
46:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, I can give you a few sites and techniques if you want
46:00 <Lwaxana> I am suggesting a different outcome
46:00 <chelle> Bastardly_One: nothing works when I can't sleep
46:00 <Picard> alcohol works best 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> some really do work ... I've implemented a couple
46:00 <chelle> Bastardly_One: because there's a good reason for it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, yeah apparently not :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I know you suffer similar shit 
47:00 <johninj4> ✔
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but one that really does work?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> keeping the bedroom tech free
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that place is to sleep and do horizontal disco dancing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not even using your phone
48:00 <Bastardly_One> soon your mind will say ... oh, I sleep here
48:00 <chelle> yes I am aware of not doing anything in bed other than sleeping
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, works so well I went to bed and lied there for 7 hrs today
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually didn't sleep
49:00 <chelle> i.e. if you're too tired to sleep and you want to read, you should get out of bed and go read elsewhere
49:00 <chelle> that's all logical
49:00 <chelle> you need to associate your bed/bedroom with sleep and nothing else
49:00 <chelle> I've been doing this for a long time lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the best advice is if you cant sleep within 10 mins
49:00 <Bastardly_One> to get up and exhaust your mind
49:00 <Bastardly_One> look, I know it woman 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't sleep either 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm suppose to be on something to sleep but won't take it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like being passed out for 15hrs plus
50:00 <chelle> medications don't work for me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> seroquel would
50:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me 
50:00 <doctor> body will goto sleep when it wants to
50:00 <doctor> yeah but you don't want seroquel
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
51:00 <doctor> not unless you want a chunk of your life removed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I don't take it ... the cloud is shitty
51:00 <chelle> i tried seroquel once
51:00 <Christopher> lol
51:00 <chelle> and I wouldn't take it again
51:00 <Christopher> yeah that made me more mental
51:00 <Christopher> i was on it for 1 week
51:00 <Bastardly_One> prothiadan works like that too
51:00 <chelle> seroquel didn't make me sleep, it made me feel like I was hit by a bus
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seroquel is common for sleep disorders apparently 
51:00 <chelle> and that was only like 10mg
52:00 <doctor> psych drugs are only good for sedating, but opium does the job just as well
52:00 <doctor> probably a hell of a lot safer too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you should of been started on 50
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and if that didn't work to 100
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I had too much fun on 50 and wouldn't sleep
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just got a headache after it wore off
52:00 <chelle> I was given 25mg
52:00 <chelle> and took less than half a tablet
53:00 <chelle> it fucked me up for 3 days, so never again.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the XRs are great I have to admit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you have 2 - 3 hrs of normality
53:00 <Bastardly_One> before passing out for 20hrs
53:00 <Pieter1> hahahahaha you bunch of psychotic nuts !
54:00 <chelle> it knocked me out and then id wake up for one hour, then I felt like a bus hit me again and id pass out again
54:00 <chelle> it was horrid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wha I am on works well to control the anxiety but not the sleep bit 
54:00 <Pieter1> how many cells with padded walls do I need to organise for you bunch
54:00 <Pieter1> THE PADDED WALLS AINT MEANT TO BOUNCE OFF !
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so they prefer me to take the seroquel as a top up to actually sleep
54:00 <Pieter1> boing boing boing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I won't do it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I took it I nearly burnt the house down
54:00 <Bastardly_One> left mash potato on the stove
54:00 <Bastardly_One> passed out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
55:00 <Pieter1> seraquel is given to people who are chemically altered from drug use and have issues readjusting back 
55:00 <Pieter1> its all its for , not for general sleep disorders
55:00 <Bastardly_One> actually 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> know what it's for?
55:00 <Pieter1> i just told you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> exact works of my shrink
55:00 <chelle> well i have never used drugs
55:00 <Pieter1> and the long term after effects make you slow
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you only get put on that if they suspect bipolar
55:00 <chelle> so why did my GP give me some to try? lol
55:00 <chelle> HAHAHA
55:00 <Pieter1> chelle: Your GP is fucked .
55:00 <chelle> i don't have bipolar
56:00 <chelle> he gave it to me because I hadn't slept for 4 days
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the exact words off my shrink
56:00 <Pieter1> its something that a GP would not normally prescribe 
56:00 <chelle> he didn't prescribe it to me
56:00 <chelle> he literally just gave me a sample pack
56:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm like ... ok the Lexapro controls this shit why have I been put on this?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so he told me 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck chelle?
56:00 <chelle> yup
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that is totally wrong
56:00 <chelle> no its not haha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that is an anti pyschotic
56:00 <chelle> doctors do it all the time
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe you
57:00 <chelle> he told me how to take it
57:00 <Pieter1> gp are sworn not to give therapies that can cause harm to a patient , he's done exactly that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't hand antis out like lollies
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet is right for once
57:00 <chelle> he's known me for years 
57:00 <chelle> it wasn't a once off visit
57:00 <Fez> Dr. B1
57:00 <Pieter1> im just saying
57:00 <Picard> depression is for the weak
57:00 <Pieter1> a doctor shouldnt be doing that
57:00 <chelle> he knows what he's doing, he's an excellent gp
57:00 <Pieter1> im telling you he isnt if hes done that
57:00 <chelle> and in his defence it did the trick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Fez ... I'm been on not well in the head drugs for half my life ... I think I might have an idea 
57:00 <chelle> but I didn't like it
57:00 <Pieter1> anyway , meh
57:00 <chelle> ahha
58:00 <chelle> he gave them to me to try because the benzos weren't working to make me sleep
58:00 <Pieter1> i take it myself without it being prescribed to me
58:00 <Pieter1> i pinch it off someone
58:00 <Picard> u have no idea, clearly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My old GP had a habit of not telling me stuff
58:00 <Pieter1> hehehe , but thats my choice cos it helps me sleep :)
58:00 <Picard> you just think u know everyhing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd have to wait to ask the shrink
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pissed me right off all the time
58:00 <Picard> u should of topped yourself
58:00 <Fez> Didnt u ignoreme a few days ago?
58:00 <Pieter1> most gp's take valium , thats not abnormal :)
59:00 <Fez> Knew you were full of it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no idea he diagonosed a form of bipolar on top of the anxiety shit 
59:00 <chelle> B1:  my GP was always very thorough.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> until the shrink told me 
59:00 <Fez> But seriously.. has anyone read your work?
59:00 <Pieter1> they cant write their own scripts tho  so they get co-workers to do it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, same with mine but he never told you much 
59:00 <chelle> but I do things myself now.
59:00 <Pieter1> anyway time to get stoned =p
59:00 <Pieter1> bbs
59:00 <chelle> when I say thorough, I mean, he'd explain everything thoroughly.
59:00 <chelle> so.. obviously not the same.
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jan/26/climate-change-will-hit-australia-harder-than-rest-of-world-study-shows
00:00 <Pieter1> climate change is a myth !
00:00 <Pieter1> and so is space !
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it got to a point I'd have to seriously ask the shrink what was going on with that shit
00:00 <beehhh> I doubt your statement
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the new GP over explains though
00:00 <Pieter1> timon got it right in the lion king
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so can't win *lol*
00:00 <Fez> B1: why did you take me off ignore?
01:00 <beehhh> im shimon
01:00 <beehhh> shemon
01:00 <Picard> Fez my tip is u were never on ignore
01:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, stuff to do ...
01:00 <beehhh> only person i ignored is DoC
02:00 <Picard> he's not the type who can handle not knowing what people are saying about him
02:00 <Picard> ignore is the weak
02:00 <beehhh> even student been well behaved lately
02:00 <Picard> <B1{MIA}> fuck up 
02:00 <Picard> <B1{MIA}> and yes
02:00 <B1{MIA}> lol 
02:00 <B1{MIA}> look at you
02:00 <Picard> die in a fire cunt
02:00 <B1{MIA}> silly turd ... as usual
02:00 <Picard> dont msg me like we are mates
02:00 <beehhh> ahahaha hehehehe hohohoho fart fart *fart more
03:00 <B1{MIA}> lol ... like you the other day 
03:00 <B1{MIA}> I passed that on to simba by the way 
03:00 <B1{MIA}> he found it cute 
03:00 <B1{MIA}> *goes for a bit*
03:00 <B1{MIA}> bbs
03:00 <Picard> passwed wat on?
03:00 <Fez> He always leaves whwn someone asks him something and he knows he is full of shit
03:00 <beehhh> majority jobs are taken by the women
03:00 <B1{MIA}> looking for his info cunt
03:00 <Picard> ive got it :)
03:00 <Picard> i told u because i know u are a rat and would run to him
03:00 <beehhh> hey did u guys see one old man in perth citizenship ceremony is my dad's school mate
03:00 <Picard> low dog cunt
04:00 <B1{MIA}> [23:16] <Picard> he is a coward
04:00 <B1{MIA}> [23:17] <Picard> im so fucking close to getting all simba personal details
04:00 <B1{MIA}> [23:17] <Picard> then watch the cunt rage
04:00 <B1{MIA}> [23:29] <Picard> pmsl at skirmish rage
04:00 <B1{MIA}> [23:30] <Picard> whats his name?
04:00 <B1{MIA}> :)
04:00 <B1{MIA}> bye now :)
04:00 <Fez> Why am i noton ignore b1?
04:00 <Picard> b1 is a weak cunt fez, he wont answer
04:00 <beehhh> i need his details he keep calling my name on here
05:00 <beehhh> cut head is like a burnt tree
06:00 <beehhh> cunt sent me 180 suppose be 200 i let his goose stayed for 3years from 1999-2001
06:00 <beehhh> anyway got 500Rm n did my groceries
07:00 <Picard> beehhh fuck up.
07:00 <beehhh> bus was filled with women and they were playing alien ringtone on their cells how annoying
08:00 <beehhh> i have you on ignore Picard dont talk to me
09:00 <nate> lol
10:00 <nate> picard n beehhh sitting in a twee!
11:00 <lookmofo> hi nate hows it going im pretty close to put you on ignore too
12:00 <lookmofo> switch off your fkn phone mate etc etc rage who?
14:00 <lookmofo> nick curious
20:00 <lookmofo> http://www.womenofchina.cn/res/womenofchina/1212/767867-120125-marita-cheng.jpg
21:00 <JAYS> johninj4
21:00 <JAYS> johninj4: how are you?
22:00 <simba> <B1{MIA}> he found it cute  - i was afk 
23:00 <DoC> B1 is busy somewhere else.
23:00 <samba> Please let me get on with my business simba
23:00 <samba> johninj4
23:00 <samba> johninj4: How are you?
23:00 <beehhh> Two bushfires threatening lives and homes in Perth's north and south -- A bushfire in Perth's north has broken containment lines.
24:00 <simba> oops
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> oh
24:00 <simba> kool moms
24:00 <beehhh> somewhere btw the old yanchep road
24:00 <simba> ur always on about bushfires
25:00 <beehhh> because fire destroyed my livelihood and i was uninsured and homeless afterwards and deported cause nowhere to run or hide
25:00 <BackIsTheIncredible> johninj4
25:00 <BackIsTheIncredible> johninj4: how are you?
26:00 <BackIsTheIncredible> I'm sorry simba but this needs to be done
26:00 <simba> thats ok
26:00 <simba> How are you?
26:00 <beehhh> sad
27:00 <simba> too much reading about bushfires that arent happening anymore m8
27:00 <simba> let em go
27:00 <beehhh> applying to london next week bitch needs a statement of purpose
27:00 <simba> me 2
28:00 <beehhh> i'd put my cum in an envelop and send it to her
28:00 <simba> ur aunt?
28:00 <beehhh> nope the agent in kucking
28:00 <PrimeAnimal> johninj4
28:00 <beehhh> IDP kuching
28:00 <PrimeAnimal> johninj4: how are you?
28:00 <simba> How are you?
28:00 <beehhh> sad
29:00 <beehhh> simba when you come to england meet me we go to kylie monigoes house and have a house-party there
30:00 <simba> sweet
30:00 <beehhh> i'll bring you some hashis nad some beer
30:00 <simba> do u have a passport
31:00 <beehhh> when i marry one woman i might so i should
31:00 <beehhh> they takes everything why cant i
32:00 <beehhh> snow would be good simba to drink port and huge jacman cracking one bottle everynight
32:00 <PublicEnemy> johninj4
32:00 <PublicEnemy> johninj4: how are you?
32:00 <beehhh> hugh
32:00 <simba> snow white
32:00 <simba> snow like cum
33:00 <beehhh> calling it a night head is spinning summer not even started
33:00 <beehhh> i need long hours of sleep
37:00 <john1nja> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
37:00 <john1nja> johninj4
37:00 <john1nja> johninj4: how are you?
39:00 <Picard> partay hello
39:00 <partay> lol hi Picard
39:00 <john1nja> Part Gay
39:00 <john1nja> rofl
39:00 <john1nja> FAGGOT
40:00 <simba> sorry had 2 get a pie
40:00 <partay> hahaha
40:00 <doctor> better had been a pretty tasty pie
40:00 <simba> its a good 1
40:00 <partay> Picard likes pie
40:00 <johninj4> what falvour?
40:00 <simba> str8 up beef
41:00 <johninj4> ahh 
41:00 <slinky_J> da glob
42:00 <doctor> tomato sauce?
42:00 <simba> fuk yea
42:00 <doctor> true blue
43:00 <simba> sauce is 80% of any meal
43:00 <Picard> i like pie?
43:00 <beagle> beef pies that aint too bad but not exactly on the generous side are only like 4 bucks for 6 at coles etc, lol u can pay same for one theyre not too bad ! 
43:00 <doctor> just mash it together with a fair shake of the sauce bottle mate
44:00 <beagle> veges ... tons of mato sauce cause theyre always so hot
44:00 <beagle> and man, u are making me hungry i gonna have this frozen meal.
44:00 <simba> thats it
44:00 <simba> ur own yorkshire pudding
44:00 <simba> aussie style
44:00 <beagle> i had one but i heard theres like blood in it
44:00 <beagle> so , hrmm 
44:00 <simba> theres blood in u
44:00 <simba> ...Deep
45:00 <partay> Picard how's that plan going ?
45:00 <beagle> and now microwave mood
46:00 <faux> Woah partay still exists
46:00 <partay> OMG its faux
47:00 <faux> OMG
47:00 <nate> get the faux outta here!
47:00 <nate> :D~
48:00 <faux> hehe
48:00 <faux> Good 1
48:00 <nate> feeling fauxy?
48:00 <partay> faux you still getting smarter ?
48:00 <beagle> how long would fish fingers take in microwave from hard frozen ?
48:00 <faux> I sure am
48:00 <faux> By the minute
48:00 <johninj4> lol microwaved fish fingers
48:00 <johninj4> sounds terrible
48:00 <faux> Ew
48:00 <nate> thats not ninja food
48:00 <partay> lol @ fish fingers in a microwave
48:00 <faux> Don't u have a grill beagle
49:00 <faux> Or an oven..
49:00 <johninj4> frozen things with crumbs don't go in the microwave beagle
49:00 <Bastardly_One> my god
49:00 <Christopher> faux :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> put the oven on you lazy cunt
49:00 <PISS> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
49:00 <partay> stupid is as stupid does 
49:00 <faux> They'll go soggy and feral 
49:00 <faux> Hi chris
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you do not nuke fish fingers
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll be disgusting
49:00 <Bastardly_One> totally faux
49:00 <PISS> simba lets eat humble pie right now
49:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed, etc
49:00 <faux> B1 doesn't cook and even he knows this
49:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <PISS> johninj4
49:00 <PISS> johninj4: how are you?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I do cook thank you
50:00 <Bastardly_One> just very bland 
50:00 <faux> Putting frozen stuff in an oven isn't cooking 
50:00 <Christopher> yep
50:00 <Christopher> it aint
50:00 <PISS> How would you know what he cooks faux
51:00 <PISS> oompa loompa
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am aware of this 
51:00 <PISS> rofl
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd make an educated guess 
51:00 <Christopher> fuck off PISS
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I do eat a lot of crap
51:00 <faux> :')
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and that hasn't changed since she last saw me 
52:00 <PISS> Christopher: PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh ... I do actually cook ... just plain boring stuff
52:00 <faux> What do you cook
52:00 <Bastardly_One> My tastes are pretty english
52:00 <faux> I had a boring din tonight 
52:00 <PISS> I need a little room to breathe, you're making this hard for me.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> stuff like stews and home made pies and I dunno
52:00 <PISS> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
52:00 <beagle> yes faux they do much better job but its ok this time in hurry
52:00 <faux> Cottage cheese on wholegrain bread and steamed broccoli... Lol 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what you call cooking
53:00 <johninj4> nice 1
53:00 <johninj4> i had pasta
53:00 <faux> Do you make fresh food
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I do a lot of vegetabe things 
53:00 <faux> Like chicken or meat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, always
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh chicken yes
53:00 <faux> Good 1
53:00 <Bastardly_One> red meat no ... not a fan of the texture unless gamish
53:00 <Bastardly_One> love stuff like roo
53:00 <faux> I love lamb forequarter chops
53:00 <faux> lb rules
53:00 <Christopher> yummy
54:00 <johninj4> are they expensive there chops?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> took me ages to get the art of roo right though
54:00 <faux> Uh lamb lol
54:00 <johninj4> they seem to cost a lot for the ammount of meat on them
54:00 <faux> Woolies usually has 1
54:00 <faux> Uh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> chops would be dear as now wouldn't they?
54:00 <faux> 1.3/kg on sale for $10
54:00 <johninj4> they were in melbourne
54:00 <faux> Otherwise its 15
54:00 <partay> johninj4 yah $24/kg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, lamb I can handle if done right
54:00 <partay> but lamb is delicious
54:00 <Christopher> lamb chops for the win
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really quirky with textures
54:00 <faux> Other cuts are more expensive 
54:00 <johninj4> yeah i just go the roasts
55:00 <simba> i'm quirky
55:00 <slinky_J> stupid android killed me
55:00 <faux> The only texture that disgusts me is the fat on meat n chicken 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this is surprisingly not making me hungry
55:00 <faux> Yuck
55:00 <slinky_J> and i was a lil sexy womanz :(
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm usually perpetually hungry of late
55:00 <slinky_J> b1 I have lemongrass chicken
55:00 <faux> When you get a fatty piece in your mouth n it tastes slimey 
55:00 <faux> Omg
55:00 <slinky_J> slow cooked beef hotpot
56:00 <faux> Vom
56:00 <slinky_J> um seafood and veg
56:00 <johninj4> yeh i try cut the fat off steak etc
56:00 <johninj4> some people love it
56:00 <slinky_J> egg rice and soup
56:00 <slinky_J> want?
56:00 <faux> If it crisps up and its a tint piece its ok
56:00 <faux> But the full on chunks make me sick
56:00 <slinky_J> i give it all to you if u stop being a pussy n buy alien isolation :P
56:00 <JeffDaily> KUNNY RULZ CUNTS
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mind you joel is idle
57:00 <beagle> http://www.mytaste.co.uk/s/how-long-to-cook-fish-fingers-in-the-microwave.html
57:00 <nate> simba have u made a buddy
57:00 <johninj4> yeah it's matty pretending to be joel
57:00 <simba> ur my buddy
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> my fish sleep wit teh fish fingez :(
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know john ... just that joel seem to be not causing shit and idle too ... which is different
57:00 <nate> yay buddies, what are we into?
57:00 <nate> cars fishing and irc
57:00 <Picard> faux
58:00 <faux> I'm gonna get some blueberries brbz
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get the excitement over blueberries
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of my american friends go nuts for them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> especially in pies
59:00 <simba> theyre good 4 u
59:00 <slinky_J> so much excitement
59:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I like them 
59:00 <slinky_J> pouring through the streets of adelaide right now
59:00 <simba> nobody said u did
59:00 <JohnBowen> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
59:00 <JohnBowen> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
59:00 <slinky_J> more than the great Ribena flood of 96
59:00 <simba> the fact theyre good 4 u explains the excitement
59:00 <Christopher> wtf
59:00 <slinky_J> is that a fact?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly
59:00 <slinky_J> ;D
00:00 <Bastardly_One> known americans to like stuff that is good for you?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> besides tasting good?
00:00 <Fez> So yea.. why did you take me off ignore b1?
00:00 <slinky_J> Fez!
00:00 <simba> who cares about americans
00:00 <simba> theyre fat n gay !!!!!!!!
00:00 <slinky_J> armeniens?
00:00 <slinky_J> did I spell that correctly?
00:00 <Fez> Slinky j?
01:00 <simba> everythings a question to Fez
01:00 <simba> hes so simple
01:00 <slinky_J> new tv show Fez WHO IS SLINKY J
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> is he going on simba?
01:00 <slinky_J> he is goin on and down ;)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of cleared my ignores out but he's been back on for a couple of hours
01:00 <simba1> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
01:00 <simba1> johninj4
01:00 <simba1> johninj4: how are you?
01:00 <slinky_J> yer well dont go on about it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no doubt attempting to troll me ... he is so desperate to be part of "the boys"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty sad 
02:00 <simba> im 1 of the boys
02:00 <faux> Can u not just ban his host
02:00 <faux> Or is it diff
02:00 <simba> idk
02:00 <Fez> Lol b1. Asking why i amno longer on your ignore list is not trolling
02:00 <Bastardly_One> banning the host bans a BigPond range though doesn't it?
03:00 <johninj4> the youtube bot seems to be able to ban him
03:00 <johninj4> dunno how
03:00 <Bastardly_One> notice, I know ... was rhetorical
03:00 <johninj4> maybe on nick
03:00 <partay> faux you marrried yet ?
04:00 <simba> we're married
04:00 <slinky_J> hmm is sin city 2 good?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't even seen a trailer
04:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRRF5y94uE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sin City: A Dame To Kill For Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Movie HD (Mar 6, 2014) 1:24 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,922,109 views - 18,552 likes (96.9%), 592 dislikes (3.1%)
04:00 <slinky_J> ive dld it already n just watched that
04:00 <slinky_J> frank miller did a great job directing THE SPIRIT
05:00 <slinky_J> liked that more than sin city 1
05:00 <Bastardly_One> read his comics?
05:00 <faux> No not married 
05:00 <slinky_J> nuh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 8Ball? Love and Rockets?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> etc?
05:00 <slinky_J> not yet anyway
05:00 <slinky_J> one day
05:00 <DemonsRun> Anyone know how much a snap fitness membership is?
05:00 <Nurmagomedov> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
05:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit ... I grew up on that crap
05:00 <Nurmagomedov> johninj4
05:00 <Nurmagomedov> johninj4: how are you?
05:00 <NightOwl1> Dark Knight Returns!
05:00 <slinky_J> which is why i cant seem to figure out why you dont own alien isolation
05:00 <slinky_J> since ur old school
06:00 <slinky_J> and the game is so horror 70s
06:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, another ... yes indeed and evening
06:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, raises a good point
06:00 <NightOwl1> Batman Year One was him as well wasn't it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking 
06:00 <slinky_J> they took elements from year one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
07:00 <slinky_J> etc for nolans films
07:00 <slinky_J> imo they should have made dark knight returns into a film
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but pretty sure that was Miller's comic work
07:00 <simba> what happens after u isolate the alien do u get 2 fuck him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> which is what NightOwl is saying
07:00 <Pieter1> godzilla wants to eat me and im scared :(
07:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
07:00 <NightOwl1> There's a great animated version of DKR
07:00 <slinky_J> well u r a chick 
07:00 <simba> donkey kong returns?
07:00 <slinky_J> and it does have that alien tonguemouth
08:00 <slinky_J> best tongue fuck ever!
08:00 <NightOwl1> Dark knight, donkey kong.. Same same I guess
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they have one thing in common kind of
10:00 <Bastardly_One> both started bad
10:00 <simba> how'd they end
11:00 <slinky_J> i have those short batman animated films
11:00 <slinky_J> got them with arkham city
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both immortal aren't they?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> seems it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the ape and the rich guy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of animation kind of 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone seen how they've made a MK rip off like with Injustice
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but based on WWE stars now?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking sad is that?
13:00 <slinky_J> seen the Birdman Returns trailer Bastardly_One?
13:00 <slinky_J> lel
13:00 <partay> faux wheres you bf ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> have I see Birdman in it's entire release?
13:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah but I bet they make a squillion dollars off it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> as Pieter said ... "you probably liked it because he talks to himself the whole movie"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> great movie
13:00 <beagle> have ya seen the jackie chan ones on youtube , crazy. loved em
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll like it a lot 
14:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up4XddLkRvA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alien: Isolation - Official Trailer E3 2014 (HD 1080p) (Jun 10, 2014) 1:40 - Category: Entertainment - 35,610 views - 348 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not your average hollywood moofee IMO
14:00 <slinky_J> arrgh wrong one
14:00 <slinky_J> one sec man
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the one where he says
14:00 <slinky_J> nah man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vueAC31glPQ
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this place smells like balls
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BIRDMAN RETURNS - Official Trailer (Nov 6, 2014) 0:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 157,545 views - 556 likes (97.5%), 14 dislikes (2.5%)
14:00 <slinky_J> BIRDMAN RETURNS
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen the entire movie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh returns
14:00 <slinky_J> they made this on purpose
14:00 <slinky_J> to mimic BATMAN RETURNS
14:00 <slinky_J> ;)
15:00 <slinky_J> it's so kewl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you meant the one that is released now
15:00 <slinky_J> this is from that
15:00 <slinky_J> they did this as an inside joke
15:00 <Fez> They didnt make it by accident aye?
15:00 <Fez> Fk
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously get it when you can 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Birdman that is 
15:00 <slinky_J> yer I've been looking forward to birdman since i heard about it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> good caca
15:00 <slinky_J> missed it at cinema :/
16:00 <slinky_J> watch that trailer it is lols
16:00 <slinky_J> its not a fan trialer
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a few people I thought would hate that type of movie went to see what the fuss was about 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like in the UK and US
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and came out surprised but in a good way 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like the direction
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the dialogue
16:00 <slinky_J> parody was the word I was looking for
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he does spend most of it talking to himself though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> yer
17:00 <slinky_J> finally Keaton is back on his game
17:00 <slinky_J> after a run of shitty films
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pretend he has done nothing since Batman
17:00 <slinky_J> see for nic cage it's easy just star in a film titled JOE as a guy that's dumber than he is irl and bam, back on his game
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that guy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanna punch him in the face
18:00 <Bastardly_One> cheer the fuck up Nic!
18:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for MAD MAX
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that hang dog expression
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mad Max is gonna be shit 
18:00 <slinky_J> sif
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... shit
19:00 <slinky_J> it's the same write/director
19:00 <slinky_J> and tom hardy omiglobs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be fast and furious in the desert
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> check out the various trailers
19:00 <slinky_J> so mad max 2 and espesh 3 werent great lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> F n F in the desert
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 was a waste of time
19:00 <slinky_J> yeh
19:00 <slinky_J> but still
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see
20:00 <slinky_J> you wont win me over till you play isolation and tell me for reals you believe thats shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so far it looks like F n F in the outback
20:00 <slinky_J> then i will believe ANYTHING you say, forever
20:00 <slinky_J> lolz
20:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... not my bag
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to the Order as far as games go next
21:00 <Bastardly_One> rpg for the win 
21:00 <slinky_J> ill never understand you
21:00 <Pieter1> im looking forward for a rich old dirty man to order you as a mail order bride
21:00 <Pieter1> =)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> to where??
22:00 <Bastardly_One> where am I going first
22:00 <Bastardly_One> before I agree or not
22:00 <slinky_J> guess youre not a fan of oldschool fps
22:00 <slinky_J> half life n shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I am SHIT at fps
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the end 
22:00 <slinky_J> not cod bro
22:00 <slinky_J> lols
22:00 <Bastardly_One> any of them
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS4 controller has helped a bit but still S H I T
23:00 <slinky_J> i still love u
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see me in FC4
23:00 <slinky_J> mwa
23:00 <Bastardly_One> total shit
23:00 <slinky_J> haha
23:00 <slinky_J> i pwned that game
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have to sneak the fuck everywhere
23:00 <slinky_J> without killing any bosses
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> thats what alien is all about, sneaking everywhere
23:00 <Bastardly_One> your controls might be easier though
23:00 <slinky_J> it isnt about confronting anybody
23:00 <Bastardly_One> on the PS4 it's a lot of both sticks shit
23:00 <slinky_J> its about staying away from confrontation and being sneeaakky 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
24:00 <Picard> slinky_J
24:00 <slinky_J> how can they be easier?
24:00 <simba> like metal gears
24:00 <slinky_J> its the same on both consoles
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like trying to sell someone a chocolate icecream when they want vanilla
24:00 <slinky_J> there is no difference in controls
24:00 <Bastardly_One> give up ... not happening :P
24:00 <slinky_J> i give up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was asking if the controls were different really
24:00 <slinky_J> but srs controls dont change from console to console
24:00 <Bastardly_One> on the PS4 the controls take a little to get used to 
25:00 <slinky_J> i found fps a lot easier with an xbox controller than a ps3 one tbh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> seems it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
25:00 <slinky_J> but
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's common with all PS owners
25:00 <slinky_J> some other stuff
25:00 <slinky_J> like street fighter
25:00 <slinky_J> kinda shit, not as easy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously though the PS4 controller?
25:00 <slinky_J> need both consoles to be happy in this life
26:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me look GOOD on most games
26:00 <slinky_J> and a big penis
26:00 <slinky_J> for teh wiminz
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a nice controller compared to the 3s
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps more responsive too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not saying fps is impossible or shit on the PS
26:00 <slinky_J> yeah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just hopeless
27:00 <slinky_J> i got back to 360
27:00 <slinky_J> controller seems usueless
27:00 <slinky_J> heavy as a brick and sensitivity is shit lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed it most in sports games
27:00 <Picard> ffs this knowall cunt is still going
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I can really time what I want to do better now then on PS3 versions
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not just Fifa ... other sports games too
28:00 <slinky_J> its good u got the new console :D
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and no
28:00 <slinky_J> i like that i can do my chatting from xbox on my pc
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 500gb console fills up quick when they install totally to the hdd
28:00 <slinky_J> while im gaming
28:00 <slinky_J> like msgs n shit
28:00 <slinky_J> instead of havin to pause
28:00 <Bastardly_One> at least Sony encourage you to upgrade now 
28:00 <slinky_J> n cant wait for windows 10 so i can take pc outside n game outside
29:00 <slinky_J> tru
29:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... Windows 10 to me seems like osx
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ripped off and made for windows users
29:00 <slinky_J> ye
30:00 <Bastardly_One> from what I've seen so far anyway 
30:00 <simba> whats wrong with windows 7
30:00 <slinky_J> but i like the idea of bein in bed on laptop n playin xbox one thru it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost like Bill said 
30:00 <slinky_J> or outside
30:00 <simba> you would need a ridiculous laptop to make that happen
30:00 <Pieter1> sour patch kids rock !
30:00 <slinky_J> long as it aint sunny
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Steve is dead now fuck him!
30:00 <Pieter1> you special people need to try em :)
30:00 <slinky_J> well i have a nice new laptop
31:00 <slinky_J> ima cig
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he means a killa one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> with a battery life from hell
31:00 <Bastardly_One> etc, etc
31:00 <slinky_J> what to stream xbox to laptop
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like the uber of the uber
31:00 <Bastardly_One> tend to agree too
31:00 <slinky_J> naw man
31:00 <slinky_J> dont need a gaming laptop for that lel
31:00 <simba> stuff like that never works out like they advertise it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
32:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the One
32:00 <slinky_J> this laptop is better than my xbox one anyway
32:00 <simba> like sony are pretending you can play ps4 on your xperia phones lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> prime example of we can to this and that 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and that with Sony
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you can play games on your Sony phones
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want it to melt
32:00 <slinky_J> yer both are in a new realm of tech and gaming now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sure!
32:00 <slinky_J> its ridiculous
32:00 <simba> u reckon
33:00 <slinky_J> like with ac5 unity most of us ac fans are so cut because of all the online attention given to the game
33:00 <slinky_J> when its not a fkn online game
33:00 <slinky_J> all this time wasted on shit nobody cares about
33:00 <johninj4> ahh damn
33:00 <johninj4> it would be hard to do it online
33:00 <johninj4> everyone being an assasin
33:00 <slinky_J> see TitanFALL was a great example of a multiplayer online only game that didnt spawn a new era of only online mp games!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> biggest mistake sony have made though is the installing totally to the hdd I reckon
34:00 <slinky_J> tho id like to buy it at its 17 dollar price atm
34:00 <Bastardly_One> john, 4 was retarded enough ... 5 is even more so apparently
34:00 <Bastardly_One> only part of 4 I liked was the boat battles
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shit boring series
34:00 <slinky_J> installing to hd is stupid when u have to run the disc to play it
35:00 <slinky_J> it made sense with old console for faster loading
35:00 <simba> all the hdd shit  is bullshit
35:00 <slinky_J> but a game that is 40 gig
35:00 <slinky_J> on a 500 or tb hdd is just stupid
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they might go back to the old way ... 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... 45gb on average 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly 
35:00 <slinky_J> i hope wintendo do somethin supa speshil
35:00 <slinky_J> take me home mawioo
35:00 <simba> 45 gig for a game wow
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they are 
36:00 <slinky_J> ac5 unity is 40gig
36:00 <simba> they dont even try to hide the fact its just a computer 
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> check out Fifa on the PS4 drive simba
36:00 <simba> these are the reasons people went from pc's to ps2/xbox
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like ... huge
36:00 <slinky_J> 40 gig with dlcs
36:00 <amsy> nintendo owns
36:00 <slinky_J> u own
36:00 <slinky_J> PWNZ
36:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
36:00 <slinky_J> k ima perv on tom hardy 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fifa is small actually
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 17.08
37:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA V is 51.47
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking heaps
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just looking in drive storage
38:00 <Bastardly_One> averages out to 30 odd per PS game
38:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
38:00 <Bastardly_One> still, that's enough
38:00 <simba> its just like a pc you need to install and update before you play anything new
39:00 <simba> all kinds of retarded bs goin on 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they are little PCs
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
39:00 <Bastardly_One> remember a while before they came out that was the gimmick?
39:00 <slinky_J> my fish like teh light from teh tv in ma rewm
39:00 <slinky_J> xD
39:00 <Bastardly_One> all you need without having a PC!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hey mel and kate
39:00 <Kelevra> Hai
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hi
39:00 <Kelevra> Hai katatonic_kate01 <3
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey kelevera - sup
40:00 <NightOwl1> Kk
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> <#
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> owl :D
40:00 <Kelevra> I watch birdman, it sucked
40:00 <Kelevra> You?
40:00 <slinky_J> if it sucked as well as u do ;)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved it 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU suck
40:00 <Bastardly_One> why did it suck?
40:00 <slinky_J> Mel
40:00 <slinky_J> watch THE DROP
40:00 <slinky_J> huhuhu
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm i just ate some cake!
40:00 <Kelevra> Already watched the drop, was great
41:00 <slinky_J> watch
41:00 <slinky_J> DROP THE
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what didn't you like about Birdman?
41:00 <Kelevra> Huh? O.o
41:00 <slinky_J> RIDDICK was fun
41:00 <Bastardly_One> too much to hae to take in? :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *have to
41:00 <Kelevra> Shit ending, shit story line.
41:00 <slinky_J> if i was high watchin riddick id be like THIS IS TEH BEST MOVIE EVER
41:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
41:00 <slinky_J> THAT LESBIAN IS SO FUCKABLE
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it was a bit of a meh ending ... SPLAT
42:00 <slinky_J> hey Kelevra
42:00 <slinky_J> I have a good movie for you
42:00 <Kelevra> He didn't die..
42:00 <slinky_J> and it is GOOD
42:00 <slinky_J> ;)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but you either love or don't so far
42:00 <simba> mel only watches movies made by brazzers
42:00 <Kelevra> Hey josh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so far people in here have hated it but I loved it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and others I chat to elsewhere I thought would hate it loved it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but no-one has said, yeah it was ok
43:00 <Bastardly_One> either love or hate
43:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One: don't pretend you watched it.
43:00 <slinky_J> check this out mel
43:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-MsGEWFiYg
43:00 <slinky_J> ;)
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Devils Double (2011) - Official Trailer (Apr 26, 2011) 2:31 - - 427,382 views - 861 likes (94.1%), 54 dislikes (5.9%)
43:00 <slinky_J> if u like it here's the link, 720p
43:00 <amsy> simbo
43:00 <simba> yes
43:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.re/movie/The_Devils_Double_2011
43:00 <amsy> wii u is also a bit update-y
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it last week dip ... been telling slink to d/load it for days
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him
43:00 <amsy> but not to the extent of ps
43:00 <simba> yea i heard that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, only been 2 sys updates so far
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not much
44:00 <Kelevra> Well anyway
44:00 <Bastardly_One> game updates are heaps though
44:00 <amsy> games though
44:00 <simba> ninty know what they doin tho
44:00 <amsy> yeag
44:00 <Kelevra> I just watched it and you're inaccurate
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the splat bit ... DUH
44:00 <Kelevra> ..
44:00 <Kelevra> No time for arguments
45:00 <Kelevra> Anyway.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the direction of the long hallway shots and shit 
45:00 <Fez> He is just trying to fit in
45:00 <Kelevra> Okay
46:00 <slinky_J> find this game LIMBO
46:00 <Kelevra> Next time Kate asks me something I'll say nothing
46:00 <slinky_J> it's so so damn cool
46:00 <slinky_J> lil game i downloaded
46:00 <Loof> brrr cold
46:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down ... want some tissues?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is cold
46:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off.
46:00 <Loof> fanks luv
46:00 <Bastardly_One> anger issues much?
47:00 <amsy> ^.^
47:00 <partay> hi Kelevra
47:00 <Kelevra> Just cause you're bored don't talk shit.
47:00 <Kelevra> Hai partay 
47:00 <Kelevra> How are you?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down ... christ 
47:00 <partay> fan fucking tastic
47:00 <Loof> 4:1)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ioCqu1qJVY&feature=share
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STRANGER - Official Teaser Trailer (2015) (Dec 3, 2014) 1:27 - Category: Film & Animation - 999 views views - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <Kelevra> Sames
48:00 <Bastardly_One> someone I know is in that ... it's shaping up to be a good looking movie
49:00 <partay> awesome
49:00 <Kelevra> Someone
49:00 <Fez> Imsurprised he hasnt seen it yet
51:00 <partay> looks pretty shit 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the gypsy guy in the red shirt
51:00 <Bastardly_One> partay, yeah but I like B grade too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the other two he's finishing look woeful
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that trailer looks ok
52:00 <Bastardly_One> an "acid western"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> does that just mean, shit western made by people on drugs?
52:00 <partay> yes
52:00 <Loof> DRUGS!
52:00 <Loof> RUN!
52:00 <partay> it needs dragons
53:00 <Loof> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> everything needs dragons
53:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
54:00 <simba> dragon porn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr_N3-kF2hk&feature=youtu.be
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this could be worse
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SPIDARLINGS - Official Trailer (2015) [HD] (Jul 12, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 5,393 views - 46 likes (90.2%), 5 dislikes (9.8%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> another one he's coming up in 
54:00 <slinky_J> hmm
55:00 <slinky_J> games
55:00 <slinky_J> cannot wait for batman gotham knight
55:00 <slinky_J> and The Division
55:00 <Bastardly_One> The Divison
55:00 <slinky_J> those are my two games this yr b1, forgot to say b4 :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is that ever showing up?
55:00 <slinky_J> ye!!!!
55:00 <slinky_J> haha
55:00 <slinky_J> well like with batman theyve held it back
55:00 <Bastardly_One> has been meant to be coming for a year so far
55:00 <slinky_J> make sure it's tops
55:00 <Bastardly_One> try those two trailers by the way 
56:00 <slinky_J> and with ac5 unity crash and burning so fucking hard last yr
56:00 <Loof> better call saul in feb :D
56:00 <slinky_J> game of the year for the wrong reasons
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the first one looks like it has potential and the second one is just silly
56:00 <slinky_J> everyone's gonna want to hold back on big titles
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Better Call Saul has gone some shit preview reviews though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> has *got
56:00 <slinky_J> spin offs are hard to work these days
56:00 <Loof> where?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of shows I can't believe Gotham got another season
56:00 <slinky_J> i mean mork and mindy and laverne and shirly worked from happy days
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that shit right off 
57:00 <slinky_J> these days we expect too much
57:00 <slinky_J> gotham is so fucking shit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, few places on the net 
57:00 <slinky_J> they gotta stop making superhero movies aswell lol
57:00 <Loof> duh
57:00 <Loof> where?
57:00 <slinky_J> srsly guardians of the galaxy was okish
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
57:00 <Bastardly_One> antman ffs
57:00 <slinky_J> n i got the inside shit
57:00 <slinky_J> but yer
58:00 <slinky_J> it's all Nolan's fault haha
58:00 <Loof> i heard an american reviewer on the radio today saying its awesome
58:00 <Loof> and if breaking bad was anything to go by i believe them :)
58:00 <slinky_J> fkn him and turning superhero films dark
58:00 <slinky_J> something SPAWN failed to do
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.metacritic.com/tv/better-call-saul
58:00 <slinky_J> worst super hero film with the best super hero film soundtrack of all time = SPAWN yo
59:00 <Loof> those are pretty good scores man
59:00 <slinky_J> SIMBA VS IRC would make for a cool film
59:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going down
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and those are out of 100
59:00 <slinky_J> keep going down bitch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so you'd want shit to be 80 plus
59:00 <simba> cum
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