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00:00 <beehhh> crazy woman
00:00 <Loof> how could someone not eat meat?
00:00 <Loof> i confuse
00:00 <Doodle> i washed my bintang singlet all ready for australia day tomorrow
00:00 <Doodle> can't w8
00:00 <Kelevra> Crazy bitches be crazy lol
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> Big plans for tomorrow?
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Doodle> just sitting here
00:00 <beehhh> see wrecklessly driving
00:00 <Kelevra> Naw
00:00 <Kelevra> No s
00:00 <Doodle> nose?
00:00 <Kelevra> No special food?
00:00 <chelle> I'm doing nothing tomorrow
00:00 <Doodle> nah
01:00 <beehhh> we having bbq on campus the high comm of aus from kl will be here
01:00 <Doodle> its just abother day and i might get called in to work
01:00 <Loof> same, i'm not celebrating this shitty country
01:00 <Doodle> another
01:00 <beehhh> they arraged for 300 participants
01:00 <Kelevra> We're having lamb shoulder
01:00 <Loof> mmm
01:00 <Loof> lamb
01:00 <Kelevra> But that might change. The Asians are coming lol
01:00 <Maurice> I'm having beer
01:00 <beehhh> can i tell you what i saw in my dream ~.....~
02:00 <Kelevra> The Thais aren't keen on lamb
02:00 <Loof> asian invasion
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.curtin.edu.my/campusnews/mediarelease/2015/PR_15-009.htm
02:00 <Kelevra> Haha yep
02:00 <beehhh> i was walking barefoot in a train in melbourne and catching a ride from one end to other strange but true
02:00 <Kelevra> I'm looking forward to it though
02:00 <beehhh> someone must have been thinking of me from there
03:00 <Kelevra> I haven't cooked for myself in a week
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wd
03:00 <Kelevra> Only for Angel Haha
03:00 <couleurs> BRAD FERD
03:00 <beehhh> first time i saw there after many many moons
03:00 <Kelevra> Break is good
03:00 <Loof> it's fun watching your kids eat, i love zac stuffing himself :)
04:00 <beehhh> or the good yogurt you had
04:00 <Loof> hes a good eater
04:00 <Kelevra> Angel won't feed herself, she's a lazy sloth
04:00 <Kelevra> Lol
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <beehhh> i like shemales
04:00 <Doodle> .
05:00 <Kelevra> I can't trust just leaving her to her own device, she'd paint herself and the walls
05:00 <Loof> naww
05:00 <Kelevra> Once I move she can run amok
05:00 <Doodle> why do you feed your child paint
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> Haha
05:00 <beehhh> many more to come from my campus to perth mostly chinese wanting to settle in aust
05:00 <Loof> their meant to sniff it
06:00 <Kelevra> Haha
06:00 <beehhh> last year 25% tranferred
06:00 <Kelevra> 'My baby takes the morning paint'
06:00 <Loof> they're*
06:00 <beehhh> majority were women
06:00 <Doodle> lolol
06:00 <Kelevra> Sings even
06:00 <Doodle> i like a good simg somg
07:00 <Loof> same it's my fav chinese resturant
07:00 <Kelevra> I swear the Asian side of my family they sing better then they speak
07:00 <Doodle> kekekekekekeke
07:00 <Kelevra> In english
07:00 <beehhh> liar
07:00 <Doodle> we don't speak about the asian side of my family
07:00 <Kelevra> I hear them sing vengaboy songs lol
07:00 <Doodle> my sister still thinks she is a ninja
07:00 <Kelevra> Funny as fuck
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Doodle> the finger bus
07:00 <Kelevra> Haha
08:00 <Doodle> my friend used to call it the finger bus song
08:00 <beehhh> imagine Kelevra doing a haka on my wedding ceremony to england
08:00 <Doodle> she was blonde
08:00 <Loof> or preocupied with fingering
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm not moari beehhh 
08:00 <beehhh> i'd slap her face with my cock
08:00 <couleurs> come on liver pool
08:00 <beehhh> but your mom were
08:00 <beehhh> arent your family from nz
08:00 <Kelevra> Doodle: Asians blondes are hilarious until they know how to fight
09:00 <Maurice> Imagine beehhh ever getting married, nevermind in England
09:00 <Kelevra> Tiny weird bitcjes
09:00 <Doodle> lmao
09:00 <Doodle> reird bicycres
09:00 <Doodle> i read that as
09:00 <beehhh> im marrying only for the passport in britain
09:00 <beehhh> skill migration doesnt exist anylonger
09:00 <beehhh> a thing in the past
09:00 <Kelevra> Drose crunts crant dwive
10:00 <Kelevra> Seed Dem rite
10:00 <beehhh> anyone else get the double vision
10:00 <couleurs> nice 1
10:00 <Kelevra> My step mum calls the kitchen the chicken
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Doodle> o dear
10:00 <beehhh> Kelevra i thought you were melanie
11:00 <Kelevra> She's been here since 1990
11:00 <Kelevra> =/
11:00 <Kelevra> She's in Thailand though atm
11:00 <beehhh> but i dont give a ten fucks all its same to me
12:00 <Kelevra> Get in the chicken beehhh 
12:00 <Doodle> brrrk
12:00 <Kelevra> I have nose crusties
12:00 <beehhh> i should clear my tummy for the sausage sizzle
12:00 <Kelevra> =/
12:00 <Doodle> thailand, the suburb in melbourne Kelevra?
13:00 <Kelevra> Haha
13:00 <DemonsRun> Rum ballsssssss
13:00 <DemonsRun> Yumm
13:00 <Doodle> yum
13:00 <Kelevra> Nah she went to Vietnam then to Thailand, she's technically no longer my step mum but I dunno what to call her
13:00 <beehhh> coffee time fuck yeah
13:00 <Doodle> ling wa
13:00 <DemonsRun> Your dad's ex?
14:00 <Loof> taken
14:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
14:00 <Doodle> call her ting tong
14:00 <DemonsRun> No I mean call her, your dad's ex
14:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
14:00 <Kelevra> Her name is Pranom, her sisters have better names
14:00 <Maurice> Pranomnom
15:00 <Doodle> mmm
15:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha Maurice beat me to it.
15:00 <Doodle> delicious
15:00 <Doodle> i met a guy called ping once
15:00 <Kelevra> My dads ex could be my mum
15:00 <Doodle> but he wasnt on drugs like i thought
15:00 <Kelevra> A lot of ppl hate their mums
16:00 <Kelevra> I just say stepmum
16:00 <Kelevra> Cause she's like my mum but not
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oi couleurs
16:00 <DemonsRun> I got lucky. I have an awesome mum and stepmother 
16:00 <couleurs> brad ferd city FA CUP HEREOES
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you have sliding tackles down well
16:00 <DemonsRun> Though we've had our days
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too scared to use them 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're good at them
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I get yellowed all the time from them
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes reds too
17:00 <Kelevra> I had a really cool mum and now I have a cool ex stepmum
17:00 <Digerati> DemonsRun have you ever sucked your own tits ?
17:00 <Kelevra> She's a weirdo with food though
17:00 <Maurice> Who hasn't
17:00 <beehhh> today i put my matress and pillows out on the sun over the clothesline hope all the bed Bastardly_Ones have died
18:00 <beehhh> *bugs
18:00 <couleurs> you made 2 good saves
18:00 <couleurs> could have been 3-0
18:00 <couleurs> or 4-0 when i hit the post
18:00 <beehhh> last nite one try to bit my feet
18:00 <Doodle> coulda been a contender
18:00 <Digerati> does your nipples get erect when you suck your tits ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> should of been 4 - 2
18:00 <beehhh> canada will be awesome to escape for good this planet is huge for one
18:00 <Kelevra> Fuck its past 12. Got to go to bed. Night all
18:00 <Doodle> ninis
18:00 <couleurs> lol 4-2
19:00 <couleurs> look @ the stats
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a keeper heaps better now than that french fuck
19:00 <couleurs> 0 shots 0 on target doesn't equal 2 goals
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sami and Sterling on wing
19:00 <Loof> gta > fifa :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and Vidal
19:00 <beehhh> and legalise crystal
19:00 <Bastardly_One> none of this shit team we have now
19:00 <couleurs> 11 shots 7 on target thank u
20:00 <Bastardly_One> complete faggotry the current side :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but 2 clear chances I missed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... your post shots
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if all connected it would of been 4 - 2
20:00 <couleurs> u need 2 practice more.....
21:00 <Digerati> http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/nt-labor-president-and-united-voice-secretary-matthew-gardiner-heads-to-syria-to-fight-islamic-state/ar-AA8yFo6?ocid=UP97DHP
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I got cocky on your goal
21:00 <Loof> wonder if i can stomach some chips
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I slowed down in the wrong place thinking you were as shit as the AI version
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
21:00 <couleurs> ya i saw you tried to play offside
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh? really?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly got a penalty out of you too
22:00 <couleurs> it's in the replay
22:00 <Bastardly_One> any given day that'd be one I reckon 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I did 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being sarcastic
22:00 <beehhh> who doesnt sleep nakid
22:00 <Bastardly_One> failed but
22:00 <Loof> i need a good driving game
23:00 <Loof> dont say the crew
23:00 <beehhh> is australia day today or tomorrow
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for Project Cars in March
23:00 <Loof> cool
23:00 <krsy> I need a new pc so I can pay games again!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have a PS4
23:00 <Loof> i just got a new pc :P
23:00 <Loof> loving it
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <Loof> though ive been neglecting my ps4 now
23:00 <beehhh> what bill shorten said country should be republic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> my run with PC gaming machines doesn't last long
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they tend to blow up on me 
24:00 <beehhh> next ms wong will say country should be communist
24:00 <Loof> stick with it man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so I just stick to consoles 
24:00 <krsy> thats not good
24:00 <Loof> steam has 19028374029834 good games
24:00 <krsy> yeah I love consoles too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha couleurs
24:00 <krsy> I only like a certain few games on pc
24:00 <krsy> but I mainly play consoles also
24:00 <Bastardly_One> go to match day live ... and change to Liverpool for a sec
24:00 <beehhh> man i dont want to be in your fight i come from a poor country
24:00 <beehhh> let mercy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> read the Rodgers new article
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what a pisser
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool to be bitter challengers next season
25:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck is he kidding
25:00 <Loof> i'm just spoiled by pc graphics now, hard to use my ps4
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is he buying a brand new side?
25:00 <couleurs> i'm in a game already
25:00 <beehhh> my aunt home is closer to arsenal stadium
25:00 <Bastardly_One> arsenal should be made 3rd division
25:00 <Bastardly_One> because I hate them
26:00 <Loof> god that fifa game sounds as addictive as crack
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's only addictive if you like soccer
26:00 <Loof> i see
26:00 <beehhh> tim cahill challenged the whole middle east
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the 15 version on PC and high end consoles is amazing
26:00 <Loof> yeah it looks amazing
26:00 <beehhh> calling them camel and whatnot
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it plays that well too
26:00 <Loof> from what ive seen
26:00 <Bastardly_One> PES is the more realistic of the two though
27:00 <beehhh> cant wait for the new zenfone 2 to release
27:00 <Bastardly_One> PES the players are more simmed so their fitness can fuck up over the course of a match
27:00 <Loof> realism ftw
27:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas Fifa it stays pretty much the same barring an injury
27:00 <beehhh> http://www.asus.com/Phones/ZenFone_2_ZE551ML/
28:00 <Digerati> i got a song for Australia Day :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am gonna get PES 15 digital edition when I make room
28:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZEodxUx2ME
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warumpi Band - My Island Home 1988 (Dec 17, 2013) 4:24 - Category: Entertainment - 18,565 views - 103 likes (97.2%), 3 dislikes (2.8%)
28:00 <beehhh> i want to have intel in my phone
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 35 is alright to me and you get more in the digital version
28:00 <Loof> haven't got your hd yet?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh too tight arse
28:00 <Loof> same
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Digerati> why not arm cpu ?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the samsung one I want is nearly 350
28:00 <Loof> think my ps3 is like 98% full too
29:00 <Loof> all zacs movies
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lappy drives, you might as well say, are fucking expensive for good storage space
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and the samsung one is about the most decent without having to do it again for a while
30:00 <Loof> small children and disks dont seem to get on well lol
30:00 <Loof> found my gta on the floor out of the cover the other day
30:00 <Loof> little bugger
30:00 <Bastardly_One> put them where he can't get them?
30:00 <Loof> i mean to
30:00 <Loof> but hassle
30:00 <couleurs> =p
31:00 <Loof> sometimes you forget
31:00 <Vagisil> elephants dont
31:00 <Loof> especially when high as fuck
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> elephants have their genitals on their feet
31:00 <Vagisil> when they stand on you, you're fucked
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf drugs am I on?
32:00 <Vagisil> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> iii
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the telly is at the same volume as usual for this game right?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds HEAPS louder
32:00 <Vagisil> theophylline probably
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this must be good poo this marjiwarna
33:00 <Loof> lucky u
33:00 <Vagisil> lol there is stacks of it here hey
33:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell ya Loof?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he went to court on Mon right?
33:00 <Vagisil> WHO
33:00 <Bastardly_One> goes to score a pound straight after
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> my guy
33:00 <Loof> who?
33:00 <Loof> ah
33:00 <couleurs> =p
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like ... yeah picking up after court
34:00 <Vagisil> omfg what has happened to faceook photo urls
34:00 <Loof> my dealer smokes a q a day
34:00 <Loof> i mean wtf
34:00 <Loof> how is that possible
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're worked out that FB urls go everywhere else I reckon
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're 50 miles long now right?
34:00 <Vagisil> yeah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> almost like, yeah fuck this ... that'll stop them posting it elsewhere
34:00 <Vagisil> yer
34:00 <Vagisil> cunts
35:00 <Vagisil> theyve added a search google for this image though
35:00 <Vagisil> so u can then send a google link for it
35:00 <Vagisil> what a bunch of ginger cunts
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you can whine
35:00 <Bastardly_One> even more than I can 
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Vagisil> yeh fuckin back at work tuesday
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd find something to bitch about in an empty room
36:00 <Vagisil> fucked off over that too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I would
36:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. the empty fuckin room
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but you're worse I reckon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
36:00 <Vagisil> :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I could argue about it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like the room isn't so much empty as just not cluttered
37:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
37:00 <Vagisil> fuck me janes in bed
37:00 <surrogacy> you cannot win against the nature
37:00 <Vagisil> i need a fuckin drink
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking fat lazy cunt
37:00 <Vagisil> LOL
37:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, you wrote that?
37:00 <Vagisil> i got one here 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
37:00 <surrogacy> granpa ranover his grand son on a visit to australia day
37:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Vagisil> lol wot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you meant it 
38:00 <Vagisil> lol i dont mean shit :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> because knowing you ... you would
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you finally stopped taking me *too* seriously
39:00 <Vagisil> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> was fun winding you up while it lasted though
39:00 <surrogacy> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26093530/police-officer-has-fingers-sliced-off/
39:00 <Vagisil> im so gutted at the zline
39:00 <Vagisil> that was gonna be the best bit of 2014
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly didn't know shit about that 
39:00 <Vagisil> remember we were talkin in pm
39:00 <Vagisil> trying to find the best way to get zlined
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you were yes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need help 
40:00 <Vagisil> yeh
40:00 <surrogacy> have sex with annastacia palaszczuk 
40:00 <Vagisil> i got zlined... and i was all set to jump on Floss's wifi when i got down there
40:00 <Vagisil> and they fuckin removed it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> owned
40:00 <Vagisil> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I must tell her thanks 
41:00 <Vagisil> lol itll have to be you lot on here.. we dont talk to her any more
41:00 <Vagisil> its fucking paradise
41:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... you two are so typically sibling ... she's stubborn and you're whiney
41:00 <surrogacy> my fart smells like dogfart
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd have fun with fucking with you 
42:00 <Vagisil> lol shes been disowned
42:00 <Vagisil> its priceless
42:00 <Loof> probably has fun fucking him
42:00 <Vagisil> she tried going off at jane at xmas
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no problem with her no matter how you want me to 
42:00 <Vagisil> and she was basically kicked out of the house
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, this is WaixYourLegs ... Floss's brother
42:00 <surrogacy> http://www.pyroenergen.com/articles13/images/flatulence-yogurt.jpg
42:00 <Loof> oh waix
43:00 <Loof> i like him
43:00 <Vagisil> yeh der
43:00 <Loof> why is he on ignore
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <Loof> fuck
43:00 <British^Meat> coz ur a spastic
43:00 <Loof> i thought it was couleurs
43:00 <Vagisil> LOL
43:00 <Vagisil> priceless
43:00 <Vagisil> yeh floss been kicked to the fuckin kerb hey
43:00 <doctor> doing great things increases your likelihood of doing something great
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is everyone's issue with couleurs? he's so harmless
43:00 <Vagisil> she chucked a 2nd psycho after mum n dad want her to pay $50 a week rent for her shop
44:00 <Loof> his attitude to weed
44:00 <Vagisil> and then her bf tried to get dad into a fight.. so dad would throw the first punch
44:00 <Vagisil> in the middle of the street
44:00 <doctor> couleurs is a gem
44:00 <doctor> pretty sure he likes a blunt or two himself
44:00 <Loof> i'd like him if he did
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know a thing about him
44:00 <Loof> but he's dissed me about it many times
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a true mystery
44:00 <doctor> he's very secretive
44:00 <doctor> it's part of the allure
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have been told it's a big act though
45:00 <Loof> hes another pandas imo
45:00 <surrogacy> my fart smells like dogfart bored_GURLL19
45:00 <Vagisil> fart
45:00 <Vagisil> wait didnt u even see my elephant joke loof
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is very astute and writes legible off here
45:00 <doctor> lol, obviously he doesn't speak how he types
45:00 <surrogacy> smell it
45:00 <Loof> why does he spell like that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and holds a good job and is super smart apparently
45:00 <Loof> is it meant to be funny?
45:00 <Loof> i know he can actually spell
45:00 <Loof> why does he do it?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> part of the mystery I think
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he does it in pm even 
45:00 <surrogacy> smell my fart bored_GURLL19
45:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me bad
46:00 <Loof> i cant take it
46:00 <bored_GURLL19> YUKKK!!
46:00 <surrogacy> hehehe
46:00 <Loof> no time for sillyness
46:00 <surrogacy> i'd scat on ya
46:00 <Vagisil> i had a bucket once
46:00 <Vagisil> slept for a week
46:00 <surrogacy> make you force eat
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it annoys me too to be honest but I'd rather him than say, pick a name, so trouble making cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> take ya pick ... none specific
46:00 <Loof> i dont mind he's harmless on my ignore
46:00 <surrogacy> bored_GURLL19 you know any shemales number
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *some trouble making cunt that should of read
47:00 <Vagisil> man
47:00 <Vagisil> 3 days of driving has given me the fuckin runs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're such a charmer
47:00 <Loof> not that anything anyone on irc could say would phase me in my current irl circumstances, bigger problems that some irc pesons opinion
47:00 <Vagisil> almost shat myself trying to fart then
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you and Loof get along
47:00 <surrogacy> half the nation are from asian origin
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both found of talking about your bum habits
48:00 <Vagisil> lmao
48:00 <Loof> is waix on?
48:00 <Loof> what nick is he using?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Vagisil is Waix
48:00 <Loof> wtf
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that already
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
48:00 <Vagisil> omg the dumbarse
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that way up there 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is waix?
48:00 <Loof> why is he on my ignore?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix, Floss's brother is Vagisil
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs people
48:00 <Vagisil> jesus some people are fucking slow
48:00 <Bastardly_One> spastics
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Vagisil> ive been using this nick for like a year
49:00 <surrogacy> only person i have ban is DoC he pm me shit talking
49:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, ya don't wanna know
49:00 <Bastardly_One> horrid creature
49:00 <johninj4> DoC is an angry paki alco
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep him for laughs
49:00 <johninj4> so that happens
49:00 <Vagisil> im boss as fuck
49:00 <Vagisil> and i won
49:00 <Vagisil> i fucking won
49:00 <surrogacy> hey johninj4 i was a strange dream lastnite
49:00 <surrogacy> came back barefoot catching trains
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this is Vagisil ... "hey can I get a lift to the shops?" ... Me " these are new shockies though"
50:00 <johninj4> cool
50:00 <Vagisil> LOL
50:00 <johninj4> like a hobo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Vagisil "oh come on!"
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Me after the shop run
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no shockies left
50:00 <Vagisil> i just put new suspension of the falcon lol
50:00 <beehhh> must be the aircon was set too cold
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and gone in a week you fat cunt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't fit in a seatbelt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard
50:00 <Vagisil> LMFAO
50:00 <beehhh> ...you're going nowhere...when you wake up
51:00 <Vagisil> man even jane doesnt need a plane belt extension
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs she's not that bad
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a pic
51:00 <beehhh> bored_GURLL19 what will you buy me on the australia day mate
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seen worse
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... show me a pic of your missus
51:00 <Vagisil> i said doesnt
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet that is worse
51:00 <Vagisil> jane is my missus
51:00 <Vagisil> retard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooops!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> back to ... ummmm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes, you're fat
52:00 <Vagisil> did floss tell you how when her boss closed the shop on her
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Vagisil> jane and i took her to sydney for a week all expenses paid
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, might be why she's not around 
52:00 <beehhh> i'd quitely get married and no complain until i get my british citizenship
52:00 <Vagisil> and she was a cunt the instant we got off the plane
52:00 <Vagisil> so we left her lol
52:00 <beehhh> one every chance comes often
52:00 <beehhh> not every chance comes often
52:00 <Vagisil> booked the flights 10 hours before take off
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno what you two do to her but she seems fine to me and a lot of other people
52:00 <Vagisil> $6000 in flights
53:00 <Bastardly_One> strange how BT is making a comeback is terms of currency 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you must trigger her in some way
53:00 <Vagisil> nah
53:00 <Vagisil> mum n dad have disowned her now
53:00 <Vagisil> shes moving out of her shop
53:00 <beehhh> good that we are large numbers in UK
54:00 <Bastardly_One> must be fuck all left to mine almost
54:00 <Kynetic> id buy up some bitcoin atm if i had cash to burn
54:00 <Digerati> dont old bank books take your liking ?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be worth what you need to get back what you'd have to invest these days I'd think
54:00 <Kynetic> i only like banks that dont charge fees
54:00 <Kynetic> like NAB
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but it''s defo making a comeback again
54:00 <Loof> can someone explain bitcoin mining to me (really dumbed down and breifly)?
54:00 <Digerati> ANZ here
54:00 <Kynetic> i didnt even get a fee when they reversed a dd the other week
54:00 <Digerati> i am with allianz
54:00 <Kynetic> i didnt notice it overdrew my account $50
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, Loof wants to understand mining in a non waffle version
55:00 <Unstrayan> the hookers did it
55:00 <Kynetic> i had money to cover it in other accounts 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo
55:00 <Kynetic> but they still reversed it
55:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: The govt told them to cut out charging those fees. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I waffle
55:00 <Kynetic> pfft
55:00 <Kynetic> other banks still charge them
55:00 <Skirmish> Up until about 5 months ago I was with the NAB. 
55:00 <Kynetic> scamcorp is one of them
55:00 <Unstrayan> banks are rich all of them
55:00 <Digerati> skirmish, they will find other ways to charge
55:00 <Digerati> they alway's do
55:00 <Digerati> it's like a drug
55:00 <Kynetic> been with nab for about 3 years now
55:00 <Kynetic> havent paid them a cent in fees
55:00 <Digerati> they substitute for something else
56:00 <Digerati> money is a drug
56:00 <Skirmish> NAb wouldn't do what I wanted them to do. So I took my business elsewhere. 
56:00 <Unstrayan> NAB owes me 1500AUD from 15 years back
56:00 <Kynetic> fair enough
56:00 <Loof> does nab still let you overdraw by $50 haven't tried in like a decade
56:00 <Skirmish> No. 
56:00 <Loof> that used to save my ass
56:00 <Kynetic> theyve let me overdraw by like $10-20 before
56:00 <Digerati> BAN NAB And their ABN
56:00 <Kynetic> and let it go
57:00 <Loof> nice
57:00 <Bastardly_One> NAB stopped doing fees the time they took off the fact you could overdraw from the atm away
57:00 <Kynetic> but this was just over $50
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so about ... 5 yrs?
57:00 <Digerati> nab sux
57:00 <Kynetic> i didnt notice because the balance was almost the same as it was when in creit
57:00 <Kynetic> credit*
57:00 <Digerati> only 2 banks are good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to love that NAB lurk of overdrawing
57:00 <Kynetic> just didnt notice the DR instead of CR
57:00 <Digerati> comm bank and anz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember that lurk?
57:00 <Digerati> most secure
57:00 <Loof> yeah b1 when you run out of food it saves your ass
57:00 <Digerati> they got strong ties with federal reserve
57:00 <Kynetic> friend of mine who is sadly dead now used to goto commbank atms at 3am on a sunday morning
57:00 <Unstrayan> NAB ANZ Commbank GCE Westpack Bank of melbourne colonial bendigo banks all owes me
57:00 <Kynetic> because they would go offline and let him withdraw up to $200 
57:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Digerati> comm and anz will never go broke, ever...
58:00 <Kynetic> so long as he had at least 1c in his account
58:00 <Digerati> nab is on their own
58:00 <Unstrayan> fuck paying a cent back fuck them
58:00 <Digerati> nab is just a name
58:00 <Kynetic> i once got a debt collector to refund money id paid them
58:00 <Digerati> their name dont mean shit
58:00 <Kynetic> that was an achievement
58:00 <Unstrayan> optus telstra foxtel they owes me too
59:00 <Digerati> comm bank and anz support the most businesses
59:00 <Kynetic> and to this date i still owe them the money
59:00 <Kynetic> :)
59:00 <Unstrayan> not paying a cent you come n get it
59:00 <Kynetic> because fuck debt collectors
59:00 <Digerati> nab is second rate
59:00 <Unstrayan> i'd slit the debt collectors
59:00 <Unstrayan> one by one
59:00 <Unstrayan> send them to my way
59:00 <Digerati> their just fucking hoods debt collectors anyway
59:00 <Kynetic> fuck em all
59:00 <Unstrayan> yeah
59:00 <Kynetic> offer em 20c on the dollar
59:00 <Kynetic> if you really wanna get out of debt
00:00 <Digerati> hoods of the bank they work for
00:00 <Digerati> they dont give a fuck
00:00 <Kynetic> theyll accept it if theyre not likely to get any money off you otherwise
00:00 <Digerati> they asked me for $5 or debt collection agency will call me
00:00 <Kynetic> most debt collectors pay less than that to 'own' your debt
00:00 <Digerati> over a 5 buck debt
00:00 <Kynetic> lol
00:00 <Kynetic> tell em theyre dreaming
00:00 <Unstrayan> hit them wit a metal pole to the skull
00:00 <Digerati> they would be stupid enough to take a 5 dollar debt to court
01:00 <Digerati> had 100's of calls from them
01:00 <Digerati> literally
01:00 <Kynetic> it would never make it to court
01:00 <Bastardly_One> AGL took my housemate to the small claims tribunal over $7
01:00 <Kynetic> lol
01:00 <Kynetic> i owe AGL like $800
01:00 <Kynetic> because fuck them.
01:00 <Digerati> they can cut your power
01:00 <Kynetic> moved out of a house
02:00 <Kynetic> and then never paid the final elec bill
02:00 <Kynetic> im with origin now
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just couldn't believe it was over $7 though
02:00 <Kynetic> havent heard a peep 
02:00 <Dugnuts> hey everyone
02:00 <Dugnuts> shh for a sec
02:00 <Dugnuts> listen!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he could either that's why he didn't care about it 
02:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/07/17/greek-yogurt-recipes_n_3600486.html
02:00 <Digerati> dognuts
02:00 <Digerati> listen to what ?
02:00 <Dugnuts> too late
02:00 <Digerati> silence ?
02:00 <Dugnuts> you missed it by not shhing
02:00 <Unstrayan> can i dip Dugnuts with yogurt
03:00 <Digerati> dognuts
03:00 <Digerati> tell us
03:00 <Dugnuts> umm, i suppose its possible
03:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think i'd like it much
03:00 <Digerati> playing with doggy balls ?
03:00 <Kynetic> cmon now
03:00 <Dugnuts> so you can
03:00 <Unstrayan> im having yoghurt three times a day
03:00 <Kynetic> who WOULDNT enjoy being dunked in yoghurt
03:00 <Dugnuts> but there will be consequences
04:00 <Unstrayan> yogurt good remedies for stomach burn
04:00 <Digerati> rub ice cream on your dogs balls
04:00 <Kynetic> i prefer mylanta
04:00 <Unstrayan> ewww
04:00 <Unstrayan> no wonder your skinny
04:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
04:00 <Kynetic> my skinny what?
05:00 <Digerati> arse
05:00 <Kynetic> yes.. but what about it?
05:00 <Unstrayan> mylanta melamine
05:00 <Digerati> eno is nicer
05:00 <Dugnuts> yes yes, very good, he didn't say you're
05:00 <Dugnuts> we all get it
05:00 <Kynetic> listen here Dugnuts
05:00 <Digerati> dognuts
05:00 <Kynetic> grammar is important.
06:00 <Unstrayan> im gonna mix tuna in olive oil with 0% fatfree yogurt and have them on toasts
06:00 <Kynetic> i mix tuna with mayo
06:00 <Digerati> olive oil and youghurt eh ?
06:00 <Kynetic> and just eat it like that.
06:00 <Digerati> you must be an alien
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you are not normal Kynetic
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that just proves it
06:00 <Unstrayan> its the greek recipe Digerati you dont know
06:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i have it on bread
06:00 <Unstrayan> cause your a banana
06:00 <Kynetic> when i can be fucked making that much effort
06:00 <Digerati> never seen that in any greek recipe
07:00 <Kynetic> if it was greek it'd have olives in it
07:00 <Digerati> must be a gay thing, cream and oil
07:00 <Dugnuts> Kynetic: i have been a grammar nazi in my past
07:00 <Unstrayan> i have should put kalamata olives in yogurt
07:00 <Dugnuts> eventually you just have to get over it
07:00 <Dugnuts> you arent going to fix people
07:00 <Digerati> i love don vito olives myself
07:00 <Digerati> pipless
07:00 <Kynetic> Dugnuts i like to try
07:00 <RockerXBaby> i love kalamata olives
07:00 <Dugnuts> may as well bash your head against a wall
07:00 <Dugnuts> you might actually break the wall down
07:00 <Kynetic> most times i ignore it.. the your you're one really grinds my gears tho
07:00 <Digerati> kalamata, as long as they are big and not saggy
08:00 <RockerXBaby> rofl
08:00 <Digerati> not the tiny shit ones they have
08:00 <Unstrayan> http://shop.coles.com.au/wcsstore/Coles-CAS/images/5/1/6/5164934.jpg
08:00 <Unstrayan> delicious
08:00 <Digerati> most olives dont come from greece anyway
08:00 <Dugnuts> not the their there they're one?
08:00 <Digerati> they come from SA :) haha
08:00 <Digerati> south australia
08:00 <Kynetic> im not a huge fan of olives unless theyre with something else 
08:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.tarbouch-nc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Tarbouch_raleigh_Chickpeas_Salad.jpg
08:00 <Digerati> i know a greek olive when i taste it
09:00 <Kynetic> by themself.. usually no.. on a pizza with otehr toppings.. sure
09:00 <Digerati> i have fermented olives
09:00 <Unstrayan> just add some yogurt
09:00 <Kynetic> greek yoghurt?
09:00 <Unstrayan> ofcourse
09:00 <Digerati> tsatiziki
09:00 <RockerXBaby> home made tzatziki is the best
09:00 <Unstrayan> greek style
09:00 <Kynetic> i made my own hommus this week
10:00 <Kynetic> even peeled all the fucken chick peas
10:00 <RockerXBaby> and tarama
10:00 <Digerati> hommus is nice
10:00 <Unstrayan> hommus are healthy staffs
10:00 <Digerati> tarama is nicer
10:00 <Kynetic> fuck it turned out brilliant
10:00 <Kynetic> ive been dipping all kinds of bread like substances into it all week
10:00 <Digerati> i cant get tuna or salmon eggs anymore from docks :(
10:00 <Digerati> they are illegal to but straight from docks now
10:00 <Unstrayan> follow up mediterranean diet for general welbeing n longivity
10:00 <RockerXBaby> get them from deli
11:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: That's how people get thrush. Be careful. 
11:00 <Kynetic> cheers for the heads up
11:00 <Kynetic> i usually take some of it out of the main dish first
11:00 <Kynetic> then dip my bread like substances into it
11:00 <Unstrayan> http://i-am-not-a-celebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/IANAC-TURKISH-BREAD-2.jpg
11:00 <Kynetic> so i should be ok.
11:00 <Skirmish> It's a delicate balance and if you go dipping bread into it ... it could happen. 
12:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
12:00 <Digerati> http://nomnompaleo.com/post/5216859841/bo-kho-spicy-vietnamese-beef-stew
12:00 <RockerXBaby> morrocan beef goulash is nice
12:00 <Kynetic> Unstrayan im actually doing the mediterranean diet atm
12:00 <Kynetic> hence the hommus
13:00 <Unstrayan> Digerati eats a viet tranny arse behind the swanston adult shop
13:00 <Kynetic> true?
13:00 <Dugnuts> thats very specific\
13:00 <Dugnuts> were you watching?
13:00 <Kynetic> is it any good though?
13:00 <Kynetic> does it rate well on urbanspoon?
13:00 <Unstrayan> i was that tranny
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought Unstrayan's girlfriend was a thai tranny
13:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it arseholes!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I need to see what I want for dinner
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not had dinner yet
14:00 <Dugnuts> ...
14:00 <Kynetic> whos the arsehole now huh?
14:00 <Dugnuts> eww
14:00 <Dugnuts> ... you
14:00 <Kynetic> you are correct good sir.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I have no repsonse to that 
14:00 <Kynetic> Dugnuts wins the prize
14:00 <Bastardly_One> brb though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Unstrayan> Digerati and venus are ohhh
14:00 <British^Meat> Digerati is a homosexual
14:00 <Kynetic> dude
15:00 <Kynetic> that was my finger
15:00 <Dugnuts> crunchy
15:00 <Kynetic> the fuck am i gonna type shit now?
15:00 <Unstrayan> i bit the kitty legs
15:00 <Dugnuts> you have 9 other fingers
15:00 <Dugnuts> quit whinging
15:00 <Kynetic> no
15:00 <Kynetic> i like to whinge
15:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
15:00 <Kynetic> its a strayan tradition
15:00 <Dugnuts> then find something new to like
15:00 <Dugnuts> no it isnt
15:00 <Dugnuts> its a pommy tradition
15:00 <Kynetic> we're all pommy convicts
16:00 <Kynetic> except for a few immigrants
16:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
16:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t0EtKlQxyo
16:00 <Dugnuts> should i ahve another beer
16:00 <Unstrayan> http://greekfiesta.com/slider/13-greek-veggie.jpg
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Plastic Ball PRANK!! (Jan 18, 2015) 3:08 - Category: Entertainment - 17,270,568 views - 285,818 likes (97.9%), 6,032 dislikes (2.1%)
16:00 <Digerati> check that out :)
16:00 <Dugnuts> that is the question
16:00 <Kynetic> Dugnuts.. thats not even a question
16:00 <Kynetic> of course you should have another beer.
16:00 <Kynetic> if youre even considering it. you need another beer.
17:00 <Kynetic> when you are thinking.. fuck.. i shouldnt have any more beers
17:00 <Kynetic> is probably when you should only have one more.
17:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
18:00 <Dugnuts> just the one more
18:00 <Unstrayan> half the bangaldeshi migrated to australia already
18:00 <Dugnuts> ...
18:00 <Unstrayan> i have missed out long ago
18:00 <Unstrayan> god will damn you
19:00 <RockerXBaby> is the trout still around?
19:00 <RockerXBaby> haha it is sorry lol
19:00 <Dugnuts> thats part of your irc client
19:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> back
20:00 <RockerXBaby> wb
20:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you lucky?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> danke
20:00 <Kynetic> sweet
20:00 <Kynetic> fresh trout
20:00 <RockerXBaby> i cant believe the trout is still here B1
20:00 <Unstrayan> there is no sign of rain in WA for another 2months
20:00 <Dugnuts> if you are using the same irc client, where would it go?
20:00 <Unstrayan> could be more
20:00 <Kynetic> thats a shame
21:00 <Kynetic> its gonne rain for the next week in brissy according to the bom
21:00 <RockerXBaby> thought they might have upgraded this thing
21:00 <Unstrayan> ther suffer are the poorest of the poorer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> RockerXBaby, it's exactly how you left it ... you expect Longie to work on anything?
21:00 <Unstrayan> why should you take risk lets mitigate to somewhere better
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hell, he's been idle for ... years *lol*
22:00 <Kynetic> lol
22:00 <Kynetic> longie
22:00 <Kynetic> he's too busy having a life
22:00 <RockerXBaby> lol is there still bots on here?
22:00 <Maurice> Lies, he often cybers me
22:00 <RockerXBaby> how bout loveop lol
22:00 <Unstrayan> canada is huge and never to be seen before
22:00 <Dugnuts> Maurice: damned lies!
22:00 <Dugnuts> you dont let anyone cyber you :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh loveop has gone 
22:00 <Kynetic> only when you get your tits out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 8ball is still around 
22:00 <RockerXBaby> oh good
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and `fun
23:00 <Bastardly_One> `fun gibbon
23:00 <Kynetic> `8ball is longie too busy having a life?
23:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is longie too busy having a life??? Over my dead body.!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you then
23:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:00 <Kynetic> irony.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... his bots are possessive
23:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he is though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got bad taste in women ... he's with an asian stripper now
24:00 <Maurice> Shes very manly
24:00 <Kynetic> nothing wrong with asian strippers
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she's hot if that's your thing ... am sure she's nice enough as a person
24:00 <RockerXBaby> lady boys
24:00 <Kynetic> just ask picard
24:00 <Maurice> Or Loof
24:00 <Kynetic> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I'd agree with Maurice ... she just seems to *need* the makeup she cakes on
25:00 <Kynetic> personally i dont need one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> despite the rest of her ... I guess
25:00 <Kynetic> Maurice satisfies me enough
25:00 <Unstrayan> all my siblings are australian citizens except me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> still, that look is too tacky for me 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> says the guy who went out with a bogan hooker for ages
26:00 <Unstrayan> i got there first
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I might shut up :)
26:00 <Maurice> Unless I go out for dinner or something, I never wear makeup
26:00 <Maurice> I'm just naturally manly
26:00 <Kynetic> its true
26:00 <Kynetic> the manboobs look is pretty hot though Maurice
26:00 <Unstrayan> one silly mistake chase you for life; you can run but cannot hide
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I like how in Maurice's early pics the sarcasm seems all over his face
27:00 <Maurice> That was me being stoned
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as she seems to be a he this morning I'll play
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I know 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but the sarcasm is self evident
27:00 <Kynetic> Maurice? sarcastic? well i never..
28:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely
28:00 <Maurice> Me either
28:00 <Bastardly_One> RockerXBaby
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Desi looks identical I swear
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm perving rn
28:00 <Bastardly_One> get me a bib please
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so does Mark though the bastard
29:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
29:00 <RockerXBaby> desi looks hawt
29:00 <Unstrayan> scar tissue
29:00 <Bastardly_One> new weight loss looks different though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she hasn't added me yet by the way 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... we'll see
30:00 <RockerXBaby> she hasnt added any of us lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have a personalised comic of hers
30:00 <Unstrayan> all malaysians and indo are wanting to get the australian passport
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she did me a personalised version of her comic strip thing she did 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the Pyretta Blaze one 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> taken from the Type O Negative song
30:00 <Unstrayan> through surrogacy or however it could
31:00 <RockerXBaby> oh nice
31:00 <Bastardly_One> still got a necklace she made me too ...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> weird ... you're all showing up all over the place
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are still deluded I'm not just some mental old guy
32:00 <Unstrayan> i dont think indo will pardon anyone as you alley
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you people will be so disappointed when I add more pics to what I gave you
33:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not that the years were kind back then but they've gotten harsher
33:00 <Bastardly_One> probably because I'm literally half dead
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a technically terminal illness now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if I want to be dramatic ... which is me ... never
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
34:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
34:00 <RockerXBaby> i hate crickets and they hate me
34:00 <Dugnuts> conversation tip No. 1
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I have though ... and plus I live out of Melb now
35:00 <Dugnuts> talking about terminal illness is a guaranteed conversation stopper
35:00 <Bastardly_One> true that ... 
35:00 <Dugnuts> RockerXBaby: dont hate on the crickets
35:00 <Dugnuts> they are just doing their thing
35:00 <RockerXBaby> yeh chirping lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree about crickets ... not a fan either
35:00 <Dugnuts> you took their land and built a house on it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> either gtfo or DIE
36:00 <Dugnuts> least you could do is let them chirp a bit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's down to two choices ... gtfo or DIE
36:00 <RockerXBaby> noooo they sound like their bout too unload cricket stuff
36:00 <Bastardly_One> re: crickets
36:00 <Dugnuts> you guys are dicks
36:00 <Dugnuts> poor crickets
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck them
36:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> communist cunts
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they're chinese
36:00 <Bastardly_One> therefore communist
37:00 <RockerXBaby> their annoying like flies
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, good luck my are
37:00 <RockerXBaby> or mosquitoes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *arse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> go chip and jump around elsewhere
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or face death
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate flying things and jumpy things
38:00 <Bastardly_One> even big moths 
38:00 <Unstrayan> http://globalnews.ca/news/1789964/albertans-feeling-hot-hot-hot-thanks-to-january-heat-wave/
38:00 <Dugnuts> harden up
38:00 <RockerXBaby> i have a fear of birds pooping on me lol
38:00 <Dugnuts> wow
38:00 <Unstrayan> i think we are getting grasp by some blackhole nearby
38:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
38:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/2h47aZmgXNM
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: war drum and bass track (Oct 30, 2014) 2:28 - Category: Music - views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> because it happened to me as a kid
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was looking up at it as it happened
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky for glasses I guess
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I don't worry about it now ... very occassionally I might 
39:00 <British^Meat> gawd
39:00 <Unstrayan> Alberta is rich very rich
39:00 <British^Meat> stop talkin about urself!
39:00 <RockerXBaby> everyone talks bout themselves on here
39:00 <Unstrayan> i should call myself canadian
39:00 <British^Meat> "i want, i did, i have i can, i should, i once, i met, i know"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Alberta is a big dirt pile
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and boring as fuck ... Alberta is where the rest of Canada goes to die
40:00 <Unstrayan> thanks to the dirt pile
41:00 <RockerXBaby> anyone watching body snatchers/
41:00 <Dugnuts> not me
41:00 <Unstrayan> you guys will steal my car and ask me to come to work on time
41:00 <Dugnuts> i dont have a tv
41:00 <Unstrayan> three of my car got stolen there
51:00 <Bastardly_One> glad I ran into RockerX
53:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone here that has a PS4 notice how warm the controller can get on charge?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> on the left hand bit specific
02:00 <under> halò
03:00 <Dugnuts> ¬_¬
04:00 <under> got galaxy s4 from my sister
04:00 <under> she get iphone 6
04:00 <under> i need to download a rom
07:00 <British^Meat> gr8 fone
07:00 <British^Meat> s4
17:00 <under> lol
23:00 <Student> icy channel
39:00 <beehhh> https://peanutbutterfingers.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/greek-yogurt-apple-banana.jpg
00:00 <beehhh> look buddy your mom sucks
04:00 <doctor> lol
05:00 <Student> don't fuel the shit 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can kind of see where doctor finds it amusing 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> all 3 of you from that region hate each other 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and seems strange
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Doc, you, beehhh
12:00 <Student> what?
13:00 <Student> i can give you a lot of nicks from your region who hate each other
13:00 <Student> so what is the point?
19:00 <Loof> BlackDevil should be banned from setting topics
19:00 <Loof> his "humor" makes me cringe
25:00 <Loof> wb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
26:00 <Maurice> Get out
26:00 <Student> it is very strange, he is pinging out
26:00 <Student> actually i am seeing it for the very first time happening to the old tard
55:00 <Loof> good one cockhead
55:00 <BlackDevil> thanks mate
08:00 <Loof> Moody
09:00 <Loof> did you actually choose bigpond as an isp moody, or do you still live with your parents and they chose it
09:00 <Loof> ?
15:00 <BlackDevil> do you shave Loof?
15:00 <Mody> I chose bigpond as an isp
15:00 <Mody> whats your point Loof?
16:00 <BlackDevil> he wants to know where you live
16:00 <Mody> why?
17:00 <BlackDevil> to have a way with your bum
19:00 <Mody> I knew it would be something like that
20:00 <Mody> why the fuck does it matter what ISP you use?
20:00 <BlackDevil> i use austnet.org
23:00 <Mody> are they an isp?
27:00 <Mody> Loof????
30:00 <beagle> a;lsdkhfla;sdjflasjdkfa
31:00 <beagle> laptop went insane tried playing metro last light on it
31:00 <beagle> on xmas i did, and it played nicely but in 1080p it goes fan nuts
31:00 <Mody> yes many do
31:00 <Mody> even my desktop will
32:00 <Mody> metro good game but i have not played it i will soon im playing old skool game 
42:00 <beagle> metro last light redux.
43:00 <beagle> thinking of old friend had as teenager 
43:00 <beagle> met her few months ago on facebook
43:00 <beagle> she moved to city
43:00 <beagle> i think she will move back to hills
43:00 <beagle> i dont know
43:00 <beagle> she might have a job there
44:00 <Mody> nice
44:00 <Mody> be friends
44:00 <beagle> dont give me advice, i cant understand it unless i get chance to and when u say it turns me off
46:00 <Mody> you need to be with her
49:00 <beagle> drunks need to be alone, mody
49:00 <beagle> deep sigh
49:00 <beagle> man .... u dont know do you ?>
49:00 <beagle> oh fucking laptop keyboard and its arrows
49:00 <beagle> anyway
49:00 <beagle> i wanna play music but i caint
51:00 <under> hey beagle 
55:00 <Mody> why do drunks need to be alone?
55:00 <Mody> why canrt you play music?
55:00 <Mody> headphones?
55:00 <BlackDevil> because they fap
55:00 <Mody> LOL
56:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One likes to fap
56:00 <Mody> but its over young boys
11:00 <under> beagle: i removed from skype
11:00 <under> removed you
11:00 <beagle> i did for you but i want you there u were asking what i wish u did not
12:00 <under> just asking your age
12:00 <beagle> this 'fuckhead' welll i dont really think you are but you cannot answer your own question you pussy out
12:00 <beagle> you are being a retard.
12:00 <beagle> i told you and you leave.
12:00 <beagle> judge not lest ye be judged yourself
12:00 <under> yes, you insulted me
12:00 <beagle> as your holier than thaou.
13:00 <beagle> well you fucking suck balls. 
13:00 <Mody> under is a good mate
13:00 <Mody> you should shut up beagle
13:00 <beagle> he is being an idiot
13:00 <beagle> under right now even my bo smells better than you do
13:00 <beagle> but under 
13:00 <beagle> if you ask a question
13:00 <beagle> and i ask you
13:00 <beagle> be prepared.
13:00 <under> Mody: beagle is a good man but is bit drunk
14:00 <beagle> im SICK TO DEATH of idiots, under, dont ask a queestion if youre not going to answer sweber
14:00 <Mody> he's always abusive
14:00 <beagle> then abuse your self not me
14:00 <beagle> pitty....
14:00 <beagle> you only wanna be evil 
14:00 <under> beagle: go eating pasta
15:00 <Mody> beagle is on serious drugs
15:00 <Mody> abusive alcoholic
16:00 <Mody> the worst kind of human
16:00 <under> it's also a smoker
17:00 <Mody> smoker of drugs?
18:00 <under> no, he said he said pot it's too expensive
18:00 <Mody> LOL pot?
18:00 <Mody> too expensive?
18:00 <under> yes
20:00 <BlackDevil> fuckin spammers on steam
20:00 <beagle> it is , under, its too expensive
20:00 <BlackDevil> downloading .src files
24:00 <beagle> that eagle just said eaaaaaaaaagh
24:00 <beagle> lol
24:00 <beagle> loof you should set examples to begin with , cause every idiot caucasian needs a fucking asian , yeah , right
25:00 <beagle> dicknose.
25:00 <beagle> fucken kill yaself
27:00 <Mody> BlackDevil what games you play on steam?
27:00 <Mody> beagle im not loof ok. i hate that dickhead
28:00 <Mody> you seem paranoid like he is
31:00 <under> lol
31:00 <under> Mody: i play aoe2hd
32:00 <beagle> under did you block me
32:00 <beagle> on here
32:00 <beagle> i hope we can get along another time i drank wine
32:00 <under> no
32:00 <beagle> ok
33:00 <under> on skype yes
33:00 <beagle> skype was good but i drank too much 
33:00 <beagle> i hope forgive
33:00 <under> need time
33:00 <Mody> cool
33:00 <beagle> k
33:00 <Mody> aoe2hd version nice
33:00 <Mody> i gotta give it a go i only ever played aeo2 when it came out
33:00 <Mody> but didnt do much. its my fav aeo
35:00 <under> buy it on kinguin
35:00 <under> it's only like 8 euro
45:00 <Mody> beagle fucks young ones
50:00 <beagle> you are.
50:00 <beagle> you are the one i fuck 
50:00 <beagle> i fuck you.
50:00 <beagle> you looney !!!
50:00 <beagle> i dont do nothing like that you have nothing in your soul !
52:00 <Mody> beagle why dont u fuck off?
59:00 <Mody> lol
02:00 <Mody> such a useless server
04:00 <Mody> more losers
04:00 <beagle> mody why are you still here you fucked off yet or complaining about everyone else fucking off ?
04:00 <beagle> you are a loser
04:00 <beagle> ban him for life
04:00 <Mody> you are an alcoholic 
04:00 <beagle> bah.
04:00 <beagle> i think u need to go find a 
04:00 <beagle> LIFE
04:00 <Mody> go drink some more wine and overdose u fuckhead
05:00 <Mody> hahahahahaha
05:00 <beagle> u seriously have no idea
05:00 <Mody> u telling me to find a life beagle
05:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:00 <Mody> beagle hows lucie?
14:00 <Mody> <Mody> i gotta give it a go i only ever played aeo2 when it came out
14:00 <Mody> <Mody> but didnt do much. its my fav aeo
14:00 <Mody> <under> buy it on kinguin
14:00 <Mody> <under> it's only like 8 euro
14:00 <Mody> <Mody> beagle fucks young ones
14:00 <Mody> <beagle> you are.
14:00 <Mody> <beagle> you are the one i fuck 
14:00 <Mody> <beagle> i fuck you.
17:00 <beagle> he made that up , i think
17:00 <beagle> if i said that i would have no recollection.
17:00 <beagle> probably the time delay, if you know what i mean
17:00 <beagle> ban him forever if he lies about it
17:00 <beagle> .
07:00 <beagle> i didnt appreciate his flooding and asking questions i dont wanna answer
36:00 <Christopher> Hi
36:00 <Christopher> Dub step
36:00 <Christopher> 7:35 AM <Christopher> Www.soundcloud.com/daintno/daintno
41:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/uTxAqOOlkXc
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: red lalaland (Nov 10, 2014) 2:13 - Category: Music - 11 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
46:00 <Christopher> Dub step now
47:00 <Christopher> Www.soundcloud.com/daintno/dub
53:00 <Christopher> Lol baasssss https://soundcloud.com/daintno/bas-sses
53:00 <Pieter> may the force be with you
54:00 <Pieter> and the joke
54:00 <Pieter> =)
04:00 <Christopher> So
04:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/daintno-s-bone-thugs-n-harmony
06:00 <Dooodle> lol
06:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/daintno-s-bone-thugs-n-harmony
54:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
56:00 <Dooodle> hai Sunbeam 
57:00 <Sunbeam> hi Dooodle :)
57:00 <Sunbeam> is the other Doodle you too?
57:00 <Dooodle> whats happening
57:00 <Dooodle> yeah
57:00 <Dooodle> thats me at home lol
57:00 <Dooodle> i'm at work
57:00 <Sunbeam> not a lot ...it's 10 pm and i just got in from work...just chillin out before bed now
57:00 <Dooodle> nice one
58:00 <Sunbeam> what kinda work do you do?
58:00 <Dooodle> call centee
58:00 <Dooodle> centre
59:00 <Sunbeam> you enjoy it?
59:00 <Dooodle> yeah its ok, pays the bills
59:00 <Sunbeam> :)
59:00 <Sunbeam> and you get to chat whilst at work
00:00 <Dooodle> lol yeah not always but its 9am sunday so not much going on
01:00 <Dooodle> i know i would be if i wasnt here
01:00 <Sunbeam> a lie in for me is up at 8 am
02:00 <Sunbeam> normally am up between 6-6:30
02:00 <Dooodle> :/
02:00 <Dooodle> pass
02:00 <Sunbeam> it'll be 6 tomorrow cos i'm on an early shift
04:00 <Dooodle> what do you do
04:00 <under> hey
04:00 <Sunbeam> I work weekends only...care support worker
05:00 <Sunbeam> hi under :)
05:00 <Dooodle> oic
05:00 <Sunbeam> rest of time i'm home with my eldest son who has disabilities
05:00 <under> am I the only one who can't find a job?
05:00 <Dooodle> ah ok
05:00 <Dooodle> depends on what sort of job you want
06:00 <under> i'm a developer
07:00 <Sunbeam> developer of what?
07:00 <under> mobile
07:00 <under> android and ios
11:00 <Fez> Developer of hard ons
12:00 <Sunbeam> hello Fez :~)
13:00 <under> i've also two year of commercial experience
13:00 <under> dunno what i'm doing wrong
13:00 <under> maybe it's because i'm on the other part of the plat, should be that
13:00 <under> *planet
14:00 <Sunbeam> ???
14:00 <under> i'm in europe :P
15:00 <Sunbeam> where abouts?
15:00 <under> it
28:00 <beagle> italy
42:00 <beagle> mediteranean climate ?
14:00 <Pieter> IIIIIIIIIIII
14:00 <Pieter> am so awesome
14:00 <Pieter> mahhhh friends
14:00 <Pieter> and Illll
14:00 <Pieter> keep being awesome 
14:00 <Pieter> until the endddd
14:00 <Pieter> cos IIIIIIIII am so aweeeeeeeesome
15:00 <Pieter> IIIIIIIIIIIIII am so awesome
15:00 <Pieter> no time for you losers
15:00 <Pieter> cos i am so awesome
15:00 <Pieter> awesomest in the worlllld!
29:00 <Pieter> seeing as we're on the brink of world war 3 , anyone wanna have any last sex ?
29:00 <Pieter> =))
36:00 <Christopher> 😜
36:00 <Christopher> 😝
40:00 <MrMark> world war 3 huh
52:00 <Sponge> they say it took 12 yearrs to make boyhood
17:00 <Pieter> ewww pewwww its mew
24:00 <StrykerX> Retarded cunt.
35:00 <Mew> speaking of retarded cunts
35:00 <Mew> hi panda
37:00 <Dooodle> i wonder if retarded cunts drool
54:00 <StrykerX> lol
12:00 <Doodle> teehehe
28:00 <Fez> I think im gunna start writing
29:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=706675252780671
30:00 <Doodle> olawd
31:00 <Crip> wiggles on acid!@#
26:00 <Pieter> FUCKING NOT IMPRESSED
26:00 <Pieter> I bpought eggs
26:00 <Pieter> I attempt to crack one open to fry
26:00 <Pieter> i9t squishes and the shit that came out was BROWN
27:00 <Pieter> IT WAS OFF AND IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
27:00 <Pieter> I screamed and am horrified:(
27:00 <Pieter> it was like a chicken shat inside an egg just to piss us humans off
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol piet
28:00 <Ana_Ng> comes out the same chicken hole
28:00 <Pieter> :((((((((
30:00 <simba> never skimp out on bargain bin eggs
30:00 <simba> breakfast is too important
30:00 <johninj4> lol
31:00 <Loof> anyone know if you can get a gun license with a crim conviciton?
31:00 <Loof> i wanna join a gun club
33:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> sony will probably put out a game for that
34:00 <simba> GUN CLUB
35:00 <johninj4> lol target shooting
35:00 <johninj4> woohoo
38:00 <Student> one hand on the gun and the other one holding the ass hole, ofcourse it require practice you morons
40:00 <simba> ok
46:00 <simba> Loof guns r bad
46:00 <simba> just play GUN C LUB
47:00 <Loof> need one
47:00 <Loof> under seige
47:00 <Loof> cops are useless
48:00 <simba> get a blade
48:00 <johninj4> a nice big machette]
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can't get a gun if you have a criminal record
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> gun licence*
48:00 <Loof> getting two of these on monday: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Hand-Made-Full-Tang-Samurai-Katana-Dragon-Sword-Sharp-/160640357894?pt=AU_KnivesSwords&hash=item2566e95606
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> why?
49:00 <Loof> and a wooden one to train with
49:00 <Loof> for the wife
49:00 <Student> he is cared 
50:00 <Student> *scared
50:00 <Loof> make her a ninja lol
50:00 <Loof> going to wrap an old pillow around the clothesline to practice stabbing with them
50:00 <Loof> from a distance
51:00 <simba> lol reminds me of the classic katana unveiling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD (Jun 22, 2009) 5:07 - Category: People & Blogs - views - 5,772 likes (52.1%), 5,301 dislikes (47.9%)
51:00 <simba> maybe check the Sword Buyer's Guide
53:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM 
59:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/SRUrOG9.jpg 
00:00 <Student> nude?
00:00 <johninj4> no
00:00 <johninj4> thats discgusting
01:00 <johninj4> as if people would put nude pictures on the internet
01:00 <Student> if they will not put them, how will you masturbate daddy?
01:00 <Fez> What
02:00 <Student> who is the guy with helmet?
02:00 <johninj4> i have lots of memmories and imagination
02:00 <johninj4> probably tom brady
03:00 <Student> putin with the shirt off :)
03:00 <johninj4> yeh haha
03:00 <simba> random 
04:00 <Fez> I want a violot crumble
04:00 <johninj4> ohh it was from reddit, you know how things get sidetracked there
04:00 <simba> this asian guy started his email with Hope you’ve well.
04:00 <simba> good thing he is an IT expert 
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <johninj4> he doesn't like r's
08:00 <Nikky`> Who can blame them
08:00 <Nikky`> nasty letter that one
09:00 <johninj4> "you know whats cool about being blind? There's no race, I don't know from beauty. I know people from what comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way."
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
09:00 <Student> freak
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> freak
10:00 <Nikky`> katatonic_kate01 :o)
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
15:00 <Student> bondii rescue
17:00 <Fez> Smuggled budgie rescue
19:00 <Pieter> android revolution 90.0 is out today :)
19:00 <Pieter> 5.0.2 with sense 6.0
19:00 <Pieter> :))
22:00 <Fez> Thats going to improve my life
22:00 <Fez> Thanx android
29:00 <simba> and stay out
30:00 <Nikky`> No, I shall remain 
30:00 <Nikky`> :P
30:00 <simba> if u have 2
31:00 <Nikky`> I do, sorry
34:00 <zaim> x
34:00 <Nikky`> xx
35:00 <simba> aaa
35:00 <zaim> ooo
36:00 <Nikky`> How is the ever lovely zaim today?
36:00 <zaim> very good love
36:00 <zaim> bout to go nandos
36:00 <zaim> how r u
38:00 <Nikky`> I want nandos.. bring me some but not till dinner tho - just had lunch not long ago
38:00 <zaim> ill bring u something 
38:00 <Nikky`> Thankies
39:00 <Loof> i've eaten nothing but a banana in three days
39:00 <simba> wtf
39:00 <Skirmish> That's not true. 
40:00 <Fez> Id make a gay joke about now.. but ill rise above it and not
40:00 <Nikky`> Thats a first Fez :P
41:00 <Fez> Shhh
41:00 <Loof> i thought handguns would be thousands
42:00 <Loof> but you can get a decent one for $500
42:00 <Loof> second hand
42:00 <Fez> How much is the gun licence?
43:00 <Loof> found out theres a handgun club just around the corner :D
43:00 <Loof> the people there might be able to hook me up too
43:00 <British^Meat> Loof has no brain - FACT
43:00 <Loof> now i'm off weed i have all this money to spend on home defense
43:00 <simba> u mean offense
43:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <Loof> haha
44:00 <Pieter> loof has fried his brain - fact
44:00 <Student> what are you talking about British^Meat? :)
44:00 <simba> get a blade not a gun
44:00 <Doodle> Longie
44:00 <Doodle> er
44:00 <Pieter> although i believe its more a birth defect more than anything
44:00 <Doodle> Loof
44:00 <British^Meat> i unno, just being a dick really..
44:00 <Doodle> you won't be able to get a handgun
44:00 <Loof> i know
44:00 <Loof> but my wife can :D
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> she will shoot you
44:00 <Loof> hmmm
44:00 <Loof> never thought of that
44:00 <Loof> fuck
45:00 <Doodle> put it in your kids name
45:00 <Pieter> wife , ya mean the fat asian fetish you have , spending your dsp just so you can have a fatty behind you on a webcam
45:00 <Pieter> :/
45:00 <simba> calm down Pieter
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Pieter> why do you say calm down ?
45:00 <simba> because ur nuts
45:00 <Pieter> that implies you know me
45:00 <Pieter> you dont
45:00 <Loof> Pieterphile
45:00 <simba> but u just implied u knew Loof
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <Doodle> everybody knows you Pieter
45:00 <simba> if u know loof then i know u
45:00 <Doodle> because you overshare
45:00 <Pieter> with all the crud he comes out with how can no one not know him
45:00 <Doodle> everything
46:00 <simba> plus u always whine about people attacking u so why r u attackig someone unprovoked
46:00 <Doodle> zing
46:00 <Doodle> pot, kettle
46:00 <Pieter> oh right , the fact that i get in first its worth a complaint
46:00 <Pieter> but when its the other way about its known as ragiong
46:00 <Pieter> raging
46:00 <Pieter> righto
46:00 <simba> i thought u rose above
46:00 <simba> but not this time
46:00 <Doodle> things were so much better when you were banned
46:00 <simba> u r letting loof get 2 u m7
46:00 <Pieter> meh , my fingers have a mind of their own
46:00 <simba> yea true dat
46:00 <Pieter> ask the women
46:00 <Pieter> m7 is my phone model
48:00 <simba> ok
51:00 <Pieter> upgrading the projector and screen
51:00 <Pieter> projector (full hd + 3D) + screen for $1000
51:00 <Pieter> if anyone wants to be as awesome as me , offer is cheap enough :)
51:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl at 3D
52:00 <TokenDaRing> 3D is a dud gimmick that died in 2013
52:00 <Vagisil> herp!
52:00 <Doodle> lol i was about to say that
52:00 <Doodle> PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES NOW
52:00 <Pieter> meh , i will when i look out the window
52:00 <Vagisil> lol... did u hear about that dumb bogan chick that reckons 3d porn semen got her pregnant
52:00 <Pieter> =)
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ioh dear
52:00 <johninj4> it did
53:00 <Pieter> i bet it was the vagisil that got her pregnant
53:00 <Vagisil> llmao
53:00 <johninj4> i'm knocked up from porn
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagisil - you know you wouldn't need to use vagina soap, if you washed regularly 
53:00 <Vagisil> lmao
53:00 <Skirmish> Can't impress people with your "life"? Brag about the tech you're "buying". 
53:00 <Vagisil> isnt vagisil for thrush?
53:00 <Pieter> ya shouldnt be using soap up there , the bacteria in the vag is what keeps it clean
53:00 <Vagisil> yeh we just got his n hers iphone 6+ 64gbs
53:00 <Vagisil> so nice
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Pieter> its why ya shouldnt be using vinegar in it
54:00 <Pieter> causes smellies
54:00 <Pieter> =p
54:00 <Doodle> who the fuck puts vinegar up their cooch
54:00 <Vagisil> LOL
54:00 <Pieter> errr
54:00 <Vagisil> cooch
54:00 <Pieter> lots of women
54:00 <Vagisil> i call it a uhu
54:00 <Vagisil> but cooch is better
54:00 <Doodle> maybe the women you sleep with
54:00 <Pieter> its a common thing
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> why the fuck would you put vinegar on your vagina
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash it daily and you'll be fine!
54:00 <Pieter> it shows you get with many women if any
54:00 <Doodle> kate don't try and educate Pieter on vaginas, he knows more about them than you
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagisil is not for thrush 
55:00 <Ana_Ng> vagisil, you are a special tube to me, you make me smell so loverly
55:00 <Pieter> you shouldnt wash ya vag
55:00 <Vagisil> `info
55:00 <johninj4> lol 
55:00 <Skirmish> lol Pieter the woman whisperer, thinking vinegar on the vag is a common thing. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes!
55:00 <Pieter> well ya should ont he outside
55:00 <Pieter> not inside
55:00 <Skirmish> Don't dispute his wisdom. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Pieter> its what creates infections / bad smell
55:00 <Vagisil> u know the best feeling
55:00 <Doodle> .
55:00 <Vagisil> when u fuck a tranny
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO PUT VINEGAR ON YOUR VAGINA!!!
55:00 <Pieter> sitting ontop of spa jets ?
55:00 <Pieter> katatonic_kate01: DOUCHING
55:00 <Vagisil> and u reach around.. u think u gone right the way thru
55:00 <Skirmish> You're not cleaning a fridge Pieter. It's a vagina. 
55:00 <johninj4> it is good for cleaning out mould 
55:00 <Pieter> what do ya think douching is
55:00 <Nikky`> lol.. nearly all women do it? fuck so funny
55:00 <johninj4> maybe thats why
55:00 <Vagisil> hahahah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOU"RE THE ONLY DOUCHE AROUND HERE
55:00 <Doodle> god
55:00 <Ana_Ng> vagisil works on any yeast infection - people use it on dogs, because it's cheaper than a prescription from a vet
56:00 <Doodle> i cant even
56:00 <Vagisil> Fuck vinegar.. vinegar is too mainstream.... get the no more gaps out
56:00 <Pieter> katatonic_kate01 cant be a female :/
56:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: How about you? Brown or White vinegar? 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking vinegar douche *rolls eyes*
56:00 <Pieter> every female knows this
56:00 <Pieter> :/
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
56:00 <Ana_Ng> but yeah, wouldn't use it for thrush
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no...
56:00 <Pieter> um
56:00 <Pieter> YES
56:00 <Nikky`> oooh my Skirmish - I prefer bit of brown sugar ;o)
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
56:00 <johninj4> i just use spray and wipe on mine
56:00 <Vagisil> fkn yeast infectoin
56:00 <Skirmish> lol
56:00 <Vagisil> some dumb broad tried baking a loaf of bread in her cooch
57:00 <Skirmish> Since I don't use condoms I use hospital grade domestos. 
57:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
57:00 <Vagisil> is that how u spell broad
57:00 <Ana_Ng> mature
57:00 <johninj4> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> like as in a massive broad arse
57:00 <Vagisil> it looks funny
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeast infection….. you don't use fucking vagisil either 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
57:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: That's simply not true at all. 
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Ana_Ng> if you've never gotten a yeast infection after taking antibiotics - fuck you to hell
58:00 <Pieter> yeast infection is primarily caused by women fingering em with soap
58:00 <Doodle> oh god
58:00 <Doodle> round 2
58:00 <Nikky`> lol
58:00 <Vagisil> i got a yeast infection when i set up a brew and then had a wank
58:00 <Nikky`> I'm laughing so hard right now
58:00 <Doodle> it is pretty funny
58:00 <Ana_Ng> medical forum hour
58:00 <Skirmish> Why can't you all just accept Pieter's meth induced wisdom? 
58:00 <Pieter> its funny but you wont google it
59:00 <Pieter> cos you know all
59:00 <Vagisil> Skirmish
59:00 <Vagisil> have u seen his feet
59:00 <Vagisil> its like yeast central
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.womhealth.org.au/conditions-and-treatments/197-thrush-and-other-vaginal-infections
59:00 <Vagisil> thrush is a yeast infection isnt it?
59:00 <Vagisil> HERPNDERP
59:00 <Vagisil> dumb arse kate
59:00 <Pieter> thrush is an itchy bacteria
00:00 <Vagisil> its candida u moron
00:00 <Vagisil> YEAST
00:00 <Pieter> infections caused by shit being up there that doesnt belong
00:00 <Vagisil> women dont do dick about cunts lol
00:00 <Pieter> the vag takes care of itself
00:00 <Vagisil> Thrush is an infection caused by types of fungal yeast called Candida spp. 
00:00 <Vagisil> HERP
00:00 <Pieter> ya shouldnt be putting soap up there 
00:00 <Pieter> :/
00:00 <Vagisil> bacterial.. ur a fuckin moron
00:00 <Skirmish> I bet Pieter must be used to hanging out with some manky minges. 
01:00 <Vagisil> if it was bacterial ud take antibiotics for it u retard
01:00 <Pieter> WTF
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's fungus… 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUNGAL 
01:00 <simba> soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up there the alcohol removes any impurities
01:00 <Vagisil> which is yeast u retard
01:00 <Kelevra> Don't call your kid that
01:00 <Pieter> caused by foreign bodies
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not bacterial you fuck wit
01:00 <Kelevra> =p
01:00 <Pieter> so dont fucking hammer yaself with soap
01:00 <Vagisil> [12:59] <Pieter> thrush is an itchy bacteria
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagisil, clearly a male
01:00 <Pieter> the vag cleans itself
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> grow a vagina and come back
01:00 <Vagisil> i ws calling him out kate.. u moron
01:00 <Kelevra> Ew
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm calling you out!
01:00 <Vagisil> ur a twat
02:00 <johninj4> piet was just saying how he puts vinegar in his vagina
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are
02:00 <johninj4> to help with yeast infections
02:00 <Pieter> vinegar is used for douching
02:00 <Kelevra> I have a twat
02:00 <Pieter> ya put it up
02:00 <Vagisil> ur mouth is used for a sewer.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you NEED to douche is the question
02:00 <Pieter> and suck it out with the bag
02:00 <Kelevra> Someone once told me beer could give you a yeast infection
02:00 <Kelevra> Doubtful
02:00 <Vagisil> Kelevra it can.. its made with yeast lol
02:00 <johninj4> it does have yeast in
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> anything sugary can...
02:00 <johninj4> but ugh
03:00 <Vagisil> u add yeast to eat the sugar 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> well can contribute to….
03:00 <Vagisil> and the yeast farts alcohol
03:00 <Pieter> its freaky that the so called women here dont know how to take care of their own vaginas
03:00 <Vagisil> basically
03:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: How long has it been since you seen your mrs' vagina? I heard it takes a scaffolding crew of 9 to get her gut out of the way. 
03:00 <Kelevra> I've never had grubs in my vag thankfully
03:00 <Pieter> spose its what occurs ehen ya sit on irc all day and dont have cock to shove up there
03:00 <Pieter> =)
03:00 <Vagisil> depends on the crew
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pieter, i wouldn't put vinegar in my vagina =, let alone douche
03:00 <Vagisil> usually i just them fuck her first
03:00 <Vagisil> then her cunt is wide enuf for my cock
03:00 <Vagisil> :)
03:00 <Pieter> katatonic_kate01: douching uses vinegar
04:00 <Pieter> lemon vinegar
04:00 <Pieter> =)
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah way to ruin the PH of the vagina 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWESOME!
04:00 <Skirmish> lol give up Kate. You need a degree in meth abuse to get this kind of knowledge. 
04:00 <Vagisil> LOL
04:00 <Doodle> god
04:00 <Pieter> HENCE THE BACTERIA to counteract it
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> tre… 
04:00 <Vagisil> theres the b word again
04:00 <Vagisil> ur a moron
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUNGAL YOU FUCKING IDIOT
04:00 <simba> Pieter sits on irc every day lol
04:00 <Pieter> katatonic_kate01: Youre not female.
04:00 <Vagisil> katatonic_kate01..... fungal infections are caused by yeast.. dumb dumb
05:00 <Pieter> to argue it says enough
05:00 <simba> **ultimate insult** you use irc every day lol
05:00 <Kelevra> How did all this come up in convo
05:00 <Vagisil> its literally yeast growing
05:00 <Vagisil> my name
05:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil is as clueless as Pieter is. lol
05:00 <Vagisil> some dumb woman not knowing what vagisil is for lol
05:00 <Pieter> Kelevra: people talking about yeast infections but not understanding it
05:00 <Doodle> people = Pieter
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, and that cunt is saying bacterial… oh well I guess the women he fucks probably do have BACTERIAL infections in their vagina…. cheap roots no doubt
05:00 <Kelevra> I don't understand it, ignorance is bliss
05:00 <Fez> Who got a fanny infection?
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> Thrush is an infection caused by types of fungal yeast called Candida spp. Small numbers of Candida spp. commonly live on the skin and around the vaginal area. These are usually harmless.
05:00 <doctor> #vagtalk
06:00 <Vagisil> FUNGAL YEAST
06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6KGuTr9TI
06:00 <Vagisil> when u fuck around douching and shit
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Judy Collins - Send In The Clowns (Mar 10, 2013) 4:21 - Category: Music - 249,950 views - 1,020 likes (96.7%), 35 dislikes (3.3%)
06:00 <simba> Pieter was talking about  how hes getting a new 3DTV even though that gimmick was over last year and then he mentioned how his pussy is itchy and someone said theres probably a rat infestation in there so everyone started talking about pussy problems
06:00 <Vagisil> u let the yeast grow out of control
06:00 <Pieter> THANK YOU
06:00 <Doodle> loooool
06:00 <simba> ur welcome
06:00 <Vagisil> and suddenly u have a mushroom cunt
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
06:00 <Nikky`> lol
06:00 <doctor> vegevag
06:00 <Vagisil> no....
06:00 <Vagisil> mushrooms are a fungus
07:00 <Vagisil> are u fucking dumb
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDazlzLuH4
07:00 <Kelevra> Everyone hold hands and say grav
07:00 <Pieter> mushrooms is a fungus *nod*
07:00 <Ana_Ng> extra mushrooms, please
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vaginal yeast infection - What is it and how is it treated? (Dec 4, 2012) 2:54 - Category: Education - 662,499 views - 536 likes (86%), 87 dislikes (14%)
07:00 <Kelevra> Grace even
07:00 <doctor> what do you think vegemite is made with?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> i always have fun guys around me
07:00 <Pieter> yeast infection be using vagisil
07:00 <Vagisil> everything is made with yeast doctor
07:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnC-zhRCGNg
07:00 <Vagisil> its literally everywhere
07:00 <Pieter> causes a fair bit of itching from what i understand
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OH MY DAYUM - ORIGINAL!!! (Apr 5, 2013) 2:21 - Category: Comedy - 59,963 views - 441 likes (94.4%), 26 dislikes (5.6%)
07:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Vagisil, a morbidly obese man attempting to school women about their vaginas. 
07:00 <Vagisil> there is yeast on your computer screen
07:00 <Vagisil> there is yeast on your window
07:00 <Kelevra> This is making me hungry
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't stress me out, or i'll get thrush!
07:00 <Pieter> theres yeast with a big play button
07:00 <doctor> nah, you're just a nut
08:00 <Pieter> PLAY YEAST
08:00 <doctor> plenty of nuts on IRC
08:00 <Vagisil> wot do u reckon sourdough is retard
08:00 <Vagisil> u make the dough without yeast
08:00 <Pieter> pizza 
08:00 <Vagisil> and leave it on the floor for 3 months
08:00 <Pieter> shove a pizza up the vag
08:00 <Kelevra> Who is Vagisil?
08:00 <Vagisil> natural yeast invades it
08:00 <Pieter> FEED IT
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <doctor> is this true Skirmish?
09:00 <johninj4> #YeastChat
09:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Is what true? lol 
09:00 <doctor> morbidly obese people are notorious for having attitude problems
09:00 <Doodle> who wants to make me a cup of tea
09:00 <Vagisil> im not fat
09:00 <Vagisil> thank fuck
09:00 <Vagisil> just my sister now
09:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
09:00 <Vagisil> well.. the disowned sister
09:00 <Doodle> no
09:00 <Doodle> you're easily twice the size of her
09:00 <Vagisil> nope
10:00 <Vagisil> havent been for months
10:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: nah mate he ate celery for 2 days. Lost 90kg easy. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> shes fatter than my mum
10:00 <Doodle> ah right
10:00 <Doodle> celery
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <Vagisil> theyve disowned her now too
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wow look at me…. 
10:00 <johninj4> for being fat?
10:00 <Vagisil> nah
10:00 <johninj4> ahh phew
10:00 <Vagisil> she cracked the shits having to pay $50 a week rent
10:00 <johninj4> can't stand fatism
10:00 <Vagisil> for her shop
11:00 <johninj4> geeze 50 bucks is nothing
11:00 <Pieter> fuck it gonna put the projector n screen on gumtree
11:00 <Pieter> got my asking price last time , ill get it again
11:00 <johninj4> lay off the drugs hipey
11:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Maybe because talking about fertility made Vagisil' mrs miscarry? 
11:00 <Pieter> 3 months later:/
11:00 <Vagisil> lol
11:00 <NeoGeo64> Everybody -- come to #marijuana NOW!  Let's GET STONED LIKE ITS LEGAL!!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
11:00 <Doodle> fuck off
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> no
11:00 <NeoGeo64> Let's all smoke POT and smoke #MARIJUANA
11:00 <doctor> it's a cop
11:00 <NeoGeo64> haha no lol
11:00 <Doodle> we can do that here
11:00 <NeoGeo64> whatever
11:00 <NeoGeo64> yea we can haha\
11:00 <Doodle> can we smoke WEED too
11:00 <NeoGeo64> i just made a channel
12:00 <Vagisil> low blow skirmish
12:00 <NeoGeo64> but its all lonely
12:00 <NeoGeo64> my channel needs ppl
12:00 <johninj4> be careful advertisig like thta, you will get a z-line
12:00 <NeoGeo64> lol
12:00 <NeoGeo64> all i did was join a channel that didnt exist like 2 minutes ago
12:00 <Vagisil> but yeah.. her moron bf tried talking down to my mum n dad
12:00 <NeoGeo64> and now im saying hey come here
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534&v=kLm54OvuAL0
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
12:00 <Vagisil> so theyve fucked her off
12:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: Come on mate. Words don't cause miscarriage. Although with your medical knowledge ... nothing would surprise me. 
12:00 <NeoGeo64> i wanna own a channel :(
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <johninj4> ahh well, that'll learn her
13:00 <NeoGeo64> with lots of ppl
13:00 <doctor> this place is ruled by ex-soviets with computer engineering degrees but no prospects of job or power
13:00 <Vagisil> yeah
13:00 <johninj4> lol doctor
13:00 <Vagisil> she wrecked xmas for mum
13:00 <Vagisil> chucked a hissy fit
13:00 <Vagisil> we had a good time though
13:00 <doctor> who is Vagisil?
13:00 <Vagisil> we did settlement of the block i bought of parents
13:00 <johninj4> well that's something
13:00 <Vagisil> Floss's normal brother
13:00 <Skirmish> doctor: waix
14:00 <doctor> oh
14:00 <Vagisil> bbl callback from iinet
14:00 <Vagisil> yay for 24mbit internet and 1sec ping to perth
14:00 <Skirmish> doctor: a.k.a Mother Goose. He tells some pretty good fairy tales. 
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <doctor> tragic tales? if so, I look forward to them
15:00 <doctor> excellent
16:00 <Vagisil> she missed out on xmas with grandparents
16:00 <Vagisil> coz she chucked her hissy fit
16:00 <Vagisil> i went off at her bf
16:00 <Vagisil> fuck off cunt you are the only non lang here
16:00 <Skirmish> Why do we need the family update? 
16:00 <Vagisil> his cock shrunk and they fucked off
16:00 <Skirmish> I am sure getting growled at by a Peter Griffin look alike would have scared him. 
17:00 <Nikky`> Well you didn't want to compete with someone also wanting to eat the whole turkey - you wanted it all for yourself
17:00 <Skirmish> BAM
17:00 <johninj4> wow Nikky` is cutting sick today
18:00 <NeoGeo64> yayy cmon all come to #marijuana
18:00 <Skirmish> It's making me desire her even more than I usually do. 
18:00 <NeoGeo64> anything goes up in that channel
18:00 <Nikky`> Hanging out with you lot, it was bound to happen eh?
18:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:00 <NeoGeo64> just join and piss me off if you want
18:00 <Skirmish> NeoGeo64: advertising channels on austnet is frowned upon. 
18:00 <NeoGeo64> come to #marijuana and talk shit about my mom and family
18:00 <NeoGeo64> oh
18:00 <Nikky`> Shut up NeoGeo64.. no one wants to join your channel
18:00 <NeoGeo64> :(
18:00 <NeoGeo64> but.. but... i made a channel and set a topic... :(
19:00 <NeoGeo64> y cant i tell ppl i made a channel on here
19:00 <Pete> its called spamming
19:00 <Pete> dickhead
19:00 <[Maverick]> LOL Nikky`.... he has his wife to compete with. 
19:00 <Nikky`> lol Mavie
19:00 <Skirmish> NeoGeo64: You can take Beagle, slinky_J, Digerati and Christopher for now. We will send more your way later.
19:00 <Nikky`> They have a turkey each - saves the fighting
21:00 <Skirmish> I thought Picard lived in Victoria? http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/dalby-dad-stephen-grott-jailed-for-preying-on-girls-using-stolen-images-of-young-man-he-called-jayke-williams/story-fnj4alav-1227196167276
23:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon chelle
23:00 <chelle> hullo
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
25:00 <Student> are you in pain katatonic_kate01?
25:00 <Vagisil> bloody iinet
27:00 <slinky_J> stfu Skirmish.
28:00 <Student> bloody you for using it 
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <johninj4> BloodyU
28:00 <Vagisil> 24mbit sync speed
28:00 <slinky_J> wait for your boyfriend to come on so you can take out your daily frustrations.
28:00 <Vagisil> 1 second ping to perth
28:00 <Vagisil> and they cant tell me whats wrong
28:00 <Vagisil> retards.
29:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: If your problem is reduced wireless range on your router I can help you troubleshoot. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Did your wife eat your router? 
29:00 <Vagisil> LOL
29:00 <Vagisil> man cant believe that 6 week break is already over
29:00 <Vagisil> was so fuckin good
29:00 <Skirmish> If not .. Did you eat the router?
30:00 <Vagisil> nope
34:00 <Doodle> Skirmish was unable to determine your problem. Did you find this information helpful? (Y/N)
34:00 <Vagisil> LOL
34:00 <Vagisil> bloody Safrican told me to call back tomorrow
34:00 <Vagisil> couldnt believe it
35:00 <Vagisil> id bloody churn if i didnt have half the planets email address on my iinet account - slight exageration
38:00 <Doodle> re00www
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1r-BorbQyk
38:00 <ooomp> Now look what you've done
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: documentary: Desperate Virgins (full version) (Nov 9, 2012) 47:53 - Category: Entertainment - 1,659,121 views - 2,072 likes (77.4%), 605 dislikes (22.6%)
39:00 <Doodle> oo a documentary about chris
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <ooomp> Haha
39:00 <Nikky`> lol
40:00 <Doodle> so tired
40:00 <Doodle> why cant i fucking nap
40:00 <simba> i so tired
40:00 <Doodle> keke
41:00 <ooomp> Have a wank Doodle
41:00 <Nikky`> you can nap with me Doodle
41:00 <ooomp> It will knock you out
41:00 <Nikky`> I will be having one shortly
41:00 <Doodle> y not both
41:00 <Doodle> i cant nap
41:00 <Doodle> i suck at it
41:00 <ooomp> You suck at wanking?
41:00 <Doodle> no i'm pretty good at that
41:00 <Doodle> lots of practice
42:00 <simba> i used to suck at napping but i realised u hav 2 really want it
42:00 <ooomp> Or be tired
42:00 <Doodle> i cant sleep when the sun is up
42:00 <ooomp> Doodle doesn't seem to be tired
42:00 <Doodle> i r tired
42:00 <ooomp> Are not
42:00 <johninj4> i read books
42:00 <johninj4> helps me nap
42:00 <Doodle> yeah
42:00 <Doodle> none of that stuff works on me
43:00 <ooomp> Chloroform
43:00 <Doodle> haha
43:00 <Doodle> that might work
43:00 <ooomp> Continual whinging will too, eventually
43:00 <ooomp> ;)
43:00 <Doodle> .
44:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie - I shall try and nap 
44:00 <Doodle> bai2u Nikky o/
44:00 <ooomp> Its as easy as that Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> i'm not that easy
45:00 <ooomp> Yeah, I found that out the hard way
45:00 <Doodle> hehe you said hard
45:00 <ooomp> I like hard
45:00 <ooomp> Soft is overrated
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
46:00 <Kelevra> Doodle: I'm the same that I can't nap while the sun is up, although if I'm sick its a different story
46:00 <Doodle> i cant do it
46:00 <Skirmish> Work perm night shift for a few years. You get used to sleeping during the day so it isn't a problem.
46:00 <Doodle> if its for work thats different
47:00 <Doodle> i make myself sleep
47:00 <Skirmish> Rubber back curtains that make it dark in your room also is a winner. 
47:00 <Doodle> plus i worked night shift for ages when i worked in clubs
47:00 <Ana_Ng> or aluminium foil on the windows - for that meth lab look
47:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <ooomp> So what you're saying Doodle, all you have to do is imagine you've got work coming up and then you can sleep
49:00 <ooomp> Problem solved
49:00 <Doodle> yeah
49:00 <simba> im a bitch im a lover 
49:00 <Doodle> but mostly a bitch
50:00 <Ana_Ng> bumbershoot cumberbitch
52:00 <Student> :)
53:00 <ooomp> :/
53:00 <Doodle> :\
54:00 <ooomp> :|
54:00 <Ana_Ng> =:O
54:00 <Student> :-|
56:00 <ooomp> 8=====D
56:00 <Skirmish>  	(>ლ) 
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> cumberbumb is gay isnt he?
57:00 <Skirmish> You wish, very large jelly fish. 
58:00 <Vagisil> LOL
59:00 <Vagisil> man was the best hey
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i have been a cumberbitch since he was on a tv show with hugh laurie
59:00 <Vagisil> lmao
00:00 <Vagisil> my wife didnt speak to floss all xmas.. floss cracked it ERR THIS FAT BITCH DOESNT EVEN TALK TO ME
00:00 <Vagisil> mum screams out OI U FAT ARSE COME BACK HERE
00:00 <Vagisil> i hadnt laughed so hard in months
00:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
00:00 <Student> and who is floss?
00:00 <Vagisil> sister
00:00 <Skirmish> lol why do we keep getting these family flash backs as if we care? 
00:00 <Vagisil> i dunno
01:00 <Vagisil> i dont care either.. its just funny
01:00 <Skirmish> We like Floss, we don't like you. Deal with it bro. 
01:00 <Student> and who your mum calling far arse? floss, your wife, you?
01:00 <Vagisil> floss
01:00 <Vagisil> so my sister cracked the sads n left
02:00 <Student> floss is the girl whose horse passed away in recent past>
02:00 <Vagisil> LOL what
02:00 <Vagisil> her horse?
02:00 <Vagisil> umm no
02:00 <Vagisil> her mums horse
02:00 <Vagisil> and it had cancer
02:00 <Vagisil> she hasnt even paid for her horse yet
02:00 <Ana_Ng> most people don't refer to the family dog as their mum's dog
02:00 <Skirmish> Hey DemonsRun :) 
02:00 <Student>  and she gave birth to a baby and passe away 
03:00 <Vagisil> she has her own horse
03:00 <Vagisil> mum has12
03:00 <DemonsRun> Hey Skirmish hun:)
03:00 <Vagisil> has 12
03:00 <simba> im Floss
03:00 <Student> you are fraud 
03:00 <Vagisil> lmao student what
03:00 <Skirmish> How does it make you feel that your brother has such a gigantic woody for you Floss? 
03:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: come cook dinner for me?
03:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil is a fraud. Compulsive liar caught out so many times. 
04:00 <Vagisil> the horse didnt pass away from having a baby
04:00 <Vagisil> it passed away from the bullet the vet thru thru its skull
04:00 <Student> Vagisil that is what we have been told in here, the horse did't die due to giving birth but passed away after some time
04:00 <Ana_Ng> horses don't have babies
04:00 <Student> exactly 
04:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: I think I am heading to bed with no dinner tonight. Feel crap today.
04:00 <Vagisil> it only had 1 eye
04:00 <Vagisil> had eye removed from cancer
04:00 <DemonsRun> Well. That's no bloody help
04:00 <Vagisil> and didnt fully recover
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> good bye horses… i'm crying, crying, crying over youuuuuu
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't know horses got eye cancer
05:00 <Vagisil> they get all cancer
05:00 <simba> horsepower productions
05:00 <Student> that is right , one eyed horse, with having white hairs on the head down to nose
05:00 <Skirmish> In Vagisil's fairy tales ... anything is possible. 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
05:00 <Vagisil> yerp
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus (Jan 1, 2009) 6:29 - Category: Music - 7,100,237 views - 33,424 likes (97%), 1,020 dislikes (3%)
05:00 <simba> i subscribe to Vagisil's Fables on youtube
05:00 <Vagisil> hahaah
06:00 <Vagisil> so yeah now shes moving out of the shop
06:00 <Vagisil> coz she doesnt wanna pay $50 a week rent when she reckons shes done nails on my mum to the value of $6000
06:00 <Student> well floss seem to be very emotional girl, keep weeping for the dead horse for hours in here
06:00 <Vagisil> (after 2 years free rent)
07:00 <Student> ha ha Vagisil
07:00 <Vagisil> theyve gone to town on her
07:00 <Vagisil> charging her agistment for her horse now
07:00 <Skirmish> Even if all this was really true Vagisil .... there's still one thing that you will never shake. Your wife. 
07:00 <Vagisil> lmao
07:00 <Vagisil> my wife pwnz
07:00 <Vagisil> soon to be deputy principal
07:00 <Skirmish> She's  the belly flop champion of the world to be sure. 
07:00 <Ana_Ng> nunca nunca nunca
08:00 <Student> do your wife misbehaves with you? keep you underpressure?
08:00 <Vagisil> lolwort
08:00 <DemonsRun> I seem to have lost tv privileges:/
08:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil's mrs auditioned to play Hagrid in the Harry Potter Movies. They decided she was too big. 
08:00 <simba> save ferris
09:00 <Vagisil> lmao
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <DemonsRun> LOL!
09:00 <Vagisil> so yeah
09:00 <Student> ha ha , hagrid :) she is beared?
09:00 <Vagisil> like u keep bringing up.. it doesnt matter if u dont believe me Skirmish
09:00 <Vagisil> my parnets hate my sister
09:00 <Vagisil> and i like it like that :)
09:00 <Vagisil> *happy dance*
09:00 <Skirmish> Well, thanks for telling us about your disfunctional family Vagisil as if it makes you look like a better person. 
10:00 <Vagisil> no worries
10:00 <Student> i do not know if she is that big and her mother is calling floss "fat ass", how big the floss would be?
10:00 <Vagisil> 140ish
10:00 <Skirmish> I am sure your parents are equally disappointed in their children if that is the case. 
10:00 <Vagisil> maybe 130
11:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck mashing the potato. Not even skinning it. Haha
11:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
11:00 <Student> and why your parents hate their daughter for?
11:00 <Vagisil> coz she ruined xmas for my mum by chucking hissy fits and being abusive
11:00 <Vagisil> xmas wasnt about her.. and she cracked it
12:00 <Student> that is a recent accident
12:00 <Vagisil> walked in boxing day morning... mouthed a load of abuse to everyone.. brody (bf) did the same
12:00 <Vagisil> she started walking off.. mum told her to get her fatarse back here
12:00 <Vagisil> and it went from there
12:00 <Skirmish> Student: This is the exact opposite to how the story was originally told. I guess it's all about perspective. 
13:00 <Vagisil> lol of course she thinks shes been hard done by.. thats her
13:00 <Student> oh man , that is sad Vagisil. Did you ask her what has gone wrong with her?
13:00 <Vagisil> the 6 bystanders watching on the other hand
13:00 <Student> Skirmish i am getting one side, i will ask floss later
13:00 <Vagisil> at any rate.. theyve disowned her
13:00 <Vagisil> and karma is biting her arse like its going out of fashion
13:00 <Skirmish> Vagisil: Is it true that your mrs blames Floss for losing a baby? 
13:00 <Vagisil> *points his fingers wiggles style*
14:00 <Vagisil> nope
14:00 <Vagisil> my sister made a joke of my wifes abortion on facebook
14:00 <Vagisil> which is why my wife doesnt speak to her any more
14:00 <Vagisil> mum asked for the screenshots the other day.. which i happily sent her
14:00 <Vagisil> coz liz reckons jane made it up lol
15:00 <Vagisil> it was spina bifida... can hardly blame someone else for that lol
15:00 <simba> we know what jane thought but what did tarzan thikn
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
16:00 <Vagisil> and its not a misscarriage either
16:00 <Student> what is your stance in this whole scenirio Vagisil? who do you think is wrong here?
16:00 <Vagisil> it was an abortion
16:00 <Devil45> id say his sister is totally in the wrong.
16:00 <Vagisil> i think my sister cracked it because xmas wasnt all about her
16:00 <Vagisil> and caused mum to snap
16:00 <Vagisil> she didnt visit mum for the next 3 weeks
16:00 <Vagisil> wouldnt talk to her
16:00 <Vagisil> etc
17:00 <Vagisil> and then her bf wound dad up
17:00 <Vagisil> its fuckin hilarious really
17:00 <Vagisil> if i knew 15 years ago all it took for my sister to show her true colours was to kepe my mouth shut.. i wouldve done it
17:00 <Skirmish> Your wife should eat better and take vitamins Vagisil. 
18:00 <Vagisil> probably
18:00 <Vagisil> w were talking to mums farrier while i wsa down there
18:00 <Vagisil> about xmas
18:00 <Vagisil> they were bitching about what had happened etc
18:00 <Vagisil> i said to mum and farrier.. you know.. im so glad the only thing wrong with my mrs is shes fat
19:00 <Student> you keep on repeating xmas was not about  your sister, what exactly this xmas is all about?
19:00 <Vagisil> grandparents
19:00 <Vagisil> probably my grandmothers last
19:00 <Skirmish> Student: Him by the sounds of it. 
19:00 <Ana_Ng> jesus x
19:00 <Vagisil> she managed the strength to come down to barker for xmas from perht
20:00 <Student> and she made all the scene with her bf and make the xmas her own?
20:00 <Skirmish> I feel like part of Vagisil's family since we've got the whole story. I'm disowning him and his gigantor wife. 
20:00 <Vagisil> lmao
20:00 <DemonsRun> How big is his wife?
20:00 <Vagisil> her first cracking was my wife wasnt talking to her
20:00 <Vagisil> about 140
21:00 <DemonsRun> That's big.
21:00 <Vagisil> this fat bitch isnt even talking to me blah blah
21:00 <Skirmish> She's bigger than 140 dude. 
21:00 <Devil45> cant live with them and its illegal to shoot them.
21:00 <Vagisil> then mum tried pulling her into line
21:00 <Vagisil> and it escalated
21:00 <Student> 140 kilos or pounds?
21:00 <Vagisil> k
21:00 <DemonsRun> Kilos of course
21:00 <Skirmish> She's minimum 170kg. 
21:00 <Vagisil> yah
21:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not even 140lbs
21:00 <Vagisil> LOL
21:00 <Student> it is like 300 pounds
21:00 <Vagisil> 170kg she wouldnt fit in my car
22:00 <DemonsRun> Depends on how tall she is.
22:00 <Vagisil> or our best friends pular
22:00 <Vagisil> pulsar
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <Vagisil> she doesnt need a belt extension on a plane
22:00 <Vagisil> so deal with it lol
22:00 <DemonsRun> I'm so Fucking glad I'm small.
22:00 <Skirmish> There are no seat belts in the cargo hold. 
22:00 <Vagisil> LOL
22:00 <Student> Vagisil are you sure she is your real sister? no switching in the hospital?
22:00 <Vagisil> student i wish
22:00 <emuls> lol Skirmish
22:00 <Vagisil> she cracked the shits about me n jane buying a new car and the block off my parents too
23:00 <johninj4> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/7/4/363074_v1.jpg 
23:00 <Vagisil> coz shes got fuck all
23:00 <Skirmish> Now all you need to do is get a job and stop leeching off your wife and your life will be perfect. 
23:00 <Vagisil> ive had a job for ages lol
23:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah that's not true. 
23:00 <Vagisil> LOL
24:00 <DemonsRun> That's actually pretty cook johninj4 
24:00 <DemonsRun> Cool
24:00 <Vagisil> jane and i both work at the same school u clown
24:00 <DemonsRun> You're the cleaner?
24:00 <Vagisil> nope
24:00 <Student> i think what he is trying to convey is working for the wife as a job 
24:00 <Vagisil> lmao
24:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry
24:00 <DemonsRun> Janitor*
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <Vagisil> network admin
25:00 <Skirmish> Schools have their own network admin? LOL 
25:00 <Vagisil> most have 2
26:00 <Vagisil> a normal DHS would have a level 4 and a level 2
26:00 <Vagisil> but we only have 400 kids which is small for a DHS
26:00 <Vagisil> and a shitload less workstations than a normal DHS
26:00 <simba> our network admins name was Beldi and I used it for counter strike
26:00 <Student> district high school 
27:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <Vagisil> student yes... DHS = kindergarten to year 12
28:00 <Skirmish> So a high school of 400 kids, with maybe what 2 rooms of PC's, has a network admin to maintain them? Computers teacher must be a retard. 
28:00 <Vagisil> lol
28:00 <Vagisil> 30 wifi aps, 10 photocopiers, 200 ipads
28:00 <simba> wouldnt every classroom have computers
28:00 <Vagisil> 20 network switches
28:00 <Vagisil> yep
29:00 <Vagisil> phone system
29:00 <Student> Skirmish you have failed to understand , His wife is the Principal (just kidding)
29:00 <simba> even when i was in primary school every room had a computer
29:00 <Vagisil> LOL
29:00 <Devil45> geez i must be older than i thought - when i went to school the internet didnt exist and there were no computers.
29:00 <simba> u r xD
29:00 <Vagisil> alarm system
29:00 <Skirmish> WA schools must get all the good stuff then because NSW schools don't have PC's in every room. 
29:00 <Vagisil> blah blah blah
29:00 <Vagisil> we have ipads in every classroom
29:00 <Vagisil> and probably 4 workstations in every classroom
29:00 <Vagisil> and 2 computer labs (primary and high school)
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
30:00 <simba> *rolls blunt*
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <doctor> only private schools probably
30:00 <Student> actually that is not that much
30:00 <doctor> they tend to get all the good stuff
30:00 <Vagisil> nah public school
30:00 <Vagisil> nope
30:00 <Devil45> everything was done pen to paper.
30:00 <doctor> probably hand me downs from the private schools then
30:00 <Vagisil> we only get state funding for 1 device between 5 kids
30:00 <Devil45> no wonder kids hated homework back then
30:00 <Devil45> because there was no google
30:00 <Vagisil> RTS :)
31:00 <Vagisil> 98% aboriginal :)
31:00 <doctor> homework is still pretty bad if you have no interest in what you study
31:00 <Vagisil> yep
31:00 <doctor> most of school is a waste of time in my opinion
31:00 <doctor> prison for kids
31:00 <doctor> keep them off the streets
31:00 <Vagisil> but yeah colin barnetts schedule is 1 device between 5
31:00 <Devil45> school is like juvenile detention
31:00 <Devil45> for non offenders
31:00 <Vagisil> labors was 1 between 2 students in primary and 1:1 in high school
32:00 <SirLancelot> School is a childminding centre
32:00 <doctor> 12 years punishment for being born
32:00 <Vagisil> NSSCF n BER
32:00 <Vagisil> hahahaha
32:00 <Vagisil> 16 if ur smart :)
32:00 <Skirmish> doctor: You learnt nothing at school? 
32:00 <Devil45> no one goes to school to learn
33:00 <Vagisil> its a bugger my zline wasnt still active hey
33:00 <Vagisil> B1 knows i got zlined on purpose
33:00 <Vagisil> coz i know floss's wifi password.. when we went down for xmas i was gonna login to irc on her wifi n get her zlined as well lol
34:00 <Devil45> when i went to school the cane was still a form of corporal punishment
34:00 <Vagisil> yer
34:00 <Vagisil> madness
34:00 <Vagisil> cane was still around in perth up until 10 years ago
34:00 <Vagisil> some private mick shcool in the hills
34:00 <Devil45> they banned it here in sa.
34:00 <Devil45> because parents got upset over their kids being injured and abused
35:00 <SirLancelot> Perth is like 100 years behind
35:00 <Vagisil> lol its been banned here for 40 odd years too
35:00 <Devil45> due to over enthusiastic deputy principals using a bamboo stick across the butts of bad boys
35:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/jodie-sinclair-the-obese-woman-who-prefers-dole-payments-to-weight-loss-surgery/story-fneuzlbd-1227196209640     <---- :-/ 
35:00 <Vagisil> but there was 1 school in the hills that could still use it
36:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
36:00 <Vagisil> 175 holy fuck
36:00 <Skirmish> She's barely bigger than yours mrs. 
36:00 <Vagisil> lol fuck off
36:00 <Vagisil> my mrs doesnt even have a double chin
36:00 <Vagisil> its all on her arse
36:00 <Skirmish> Her chin is on her ass? 
37:00 <Vagisil> yeh basically
37:00 <Vagisil> lol
37:00 <Mody> doctor is an idiot thats why he says school is a waste of time. so now for his fulltime job he sits on irc and collects dole payments
37:00 <Devil45> one word for that woman in the article 'BLUDGER'
37:00 <Vagisil> if my sister wasnt my sister 
37:00 <Vagisil> id still have my wife over my sister
37:00 <Vagisil> like.. my mrs is fat
37:00 <Vagisil> but my sister is a fat dumb bitch
37:00 <Vagisil> with 1 lousy certificate to her name
37:00 <Vagisil> which she doenst use
38:00 <Vagisil> my mrs has a diploma, degree and end of this year a masters
38:00 <Vagisil> i cant even have a conversation with my sister coz shes that dumb
39:00 <Mody> dumb people are usually fat
40:00 <SirLancelot> Your sister is that dumb she makes an omeba look like a rocket scientist
40:00 <Student> still, she will be your sister no matter how much dumb she become
40:00 <Devil45> she lives with her bf and he doesnt work and on top of a carer she also believes shes entitled to a free cleaner . how about a bottle of windex?
40:00 <Vagisil> nah he works
40:00 <Vagisil> he doesnt have a key to her house
40:00 <Vagisil> but he works
40:00 <Devil45> im talking about the fat woman in the article Skirmish posted the link to
41:00 <Vagisil> OH
41:00 <Vagisil> LOL
41:00 <Vagisil> i was wonderng about the cleaner bit lol
41:00 <Vagisil> she has carers come in to clean her
41:00 <Vagisil> fuck thats fat
41:00 <simba> i wash maself with a rag awn a stick
42:00 <Vagisil> lol
42:00 <Vagisil> we dont even have a bendy shower head lol
42:00 <Vagisil> wife knows ill only use it for the anal cleansing lol
42:00 <Skirmish> Carwashes don't have shower heads. 
43:00 <simba> bendy shower heads own
45:00 <SirLancelot> Says the white lion 
46:00 <SirLancelot> Oh no thats kimba
46:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D9-fID8yJ0
46:00 <Vagisil> no car wash here
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Virgin Diaries - Episode 2 [FULL] (Jul 15, 2013) 42:30 - Category: Entertainment - views - 578 likes (79.6%), 148 dislikes (20.4%)
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my gosh!
46:00 <simba> do u love those mtv reality but not reality tv shows kate
48:00 <Vagisil> wot was the channel 10 one years ago
48:00 <Vagisil> supposed to be an island paradise
48:00 <Vagisil> filmed in melbourne
48:00 <Vagisil> people walking around with mist coming out of their mouths when they were talking when supposed to be on some tropical paradise
49:00 <simba> wasnt there one where the big brother house was a glass cube in the middle of a CBD and it fell flat on its ass cos nobody gave a shit
49:00 <SirLancelot> I am a 47 yo virgin
49:00 <SirLancelot> I beat them all
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Vagisil> i cant wait until women are allowed to walk around topless like men do
50:00 <simba> me 2
50:00 <simba> #freethenips
50:00 <Student> economy will get a positive boost when women walk around topless
50:00 <Vagisil> fuckin oath
51:00 <simba> how
51:00 <simba> bra sales will go down
51:00 <Vagisil> good
51:00 <Vagisil> more men will be out shopping to spot titties lol
52:00 <simba> binocular sales will go up
52:00 <johninj4> they already have public breastfeeding for that
52:00 <SirLancelot> And gravity will pull then down, by the time they are 30 they be tripping over their boobs
52:00 <Vagisil> LOL
52:00 <Skirmish> The only women that will walk around are the scrubbers because all you creepers will make the hot chicks feel uncomfortable. 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Vagisil> nothing better than adequately tanned titties
52:00 <Vagisil> well maybe a tanned cunt
52:00 <Student> people will go out more often to have a view, they will eat , travel etc, positive boost ;P
52:00 <Vagisil> but tits are good too
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> a tanned cunt
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm leathery vagina
52:00 <British^Meat> wow Vagisil has taken up a lot of my screen real estate in here
53:00 <British^Meat> which one is he?
53:00 <johninj4> but then you are going to get grannys with saggy boobs too man
53:00 <simba> people will travel to spain just to see the boobs
53:00 <johninj4> so you know
53:00 <johninj4> that might put you offf your dinner
53:00 <Vagisil> LOL
53:00 <Vagisil> waix British^Meat
53:00 <Vagisil> dipping ur tits in ur milkshake
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so hawt
53:00 <Vagisil> getting ur tits stuck in the escalator lol
53:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <johninj4> imagine going to the hairdresser
54:00 <johninj4> its bad enough already
54:00 <Vagisil> LOL
54:00 <Vagisil> its ok
54:00 <Vagisil> seethru bras with no shirt
54:00 <Vagisil> problem solved :)
54:00 <johninj4> lol yeh but you get boobs smashed all around you neck and shit
55:00 <Vagisil> yeh hot
55:00 <johninj4> and have that mirror infront of you
55:00 <Vagisil> tittie massage with a haircut
55:00 <Vagisil> and the mirror!
55:00 <Vagisil> lol!
55:00 <johninj4> "your done" "yeah i can't stand up just yet"
55:00 <Vagisil> akin to looking down ur teachers top when shes leaning over you
55:00 <Skirmish> You guys realise Vagisil is already touching himself, right? 
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Mew> I wonder how many times hot hairdressers must see guys tucking their rager up in the waistband
56:00 <johninj4> lol
56:00 <Vagisil> hahahah
56:00 <Vagisil> rager lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Mew: For guys like Vagisil they don't have to worry about it. The gut covers it. 
57:00 <johninj4> don't wear trackies to the hairdresser
57:00 <johninj4> they are the worst
57:00 <Skirmish> Don't get boners like teenagers. Control yourselves. 
57:00 <simba> ur giant boner is safely hidden under the hairdressers smock thing
57:00 <Mew> oh yeah
57:00 <johninj4> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> i dunno about guys who go to hairdressers and not barbers :/
58:00 <johninj4> i usually do my own
58:00 <simba> yea next time im going 2 a barber
58:00 <johninj4> but yeh had to go a few times
58:00 <Mew> do you reckon thats why there's barbers and hairdressers?
58:00 <johninj4> and always get belted around with boobs
58:00 <Mew> boner control
59:00 <johninj4> they usually have those straight razors too
59:00 <British^Meat> a haricut seems like it should be (for a dude) a blokes domain
59:00 <British^Meat> full of pics of elvis
59:00 <johninj4> i'm not sure a woman can control one of those things
59:00 <British^Meat> and cigarette sales
59:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <johninj4> arabs are usually the best barbers in my experience
00:00 <simba> the barber in coming to america
00:00 <Vagisil> nah italians
00:00 <Skirmish> That's so racist
00:00 <Mew> cos they have to cut their hair every 3 minutes
00:00 <johninj4> yeh
00:00 <johninj4> lots of experience
00:00 <simba> if aarabs know anyting its hashish and haircuts
00:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <johninj4> everyone has their own set of unique skills
02:00 <Picard> :P
02:00 <Picard> TheRon hello
02:00 <MrMark> like Brian Mills in Taken 3.....
02:00 <TheRon> indeed hello
02:00 <MrMark> TheRon.....Tears For Fears
02:00 <simba> like tears.. in the rain
02:00 <TheRon> james taylor
03:00 <MrMark> no!
03:00 <nate> james blunt
03:00 <simba> james weed
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Blunt - You're Beautiful (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 0:02 - Category: Music - 57,586,152 views - 216,361 likes (97.9%), 4,664 dislikes (2.1%)
04:00 <nate> for everyone on irc
04:00 <nate> especially my white lion
04:00 <nate> :D
04:00 <johninj4> whion
05:00 <simba> hawaiian
05:00 <nate> dont go golfing there
05:00 <nate> u will be mugged
05:00 <johninj4> or get really drunk and fake a whole story
05:00 <nate> lol
05:00 <johninj4> who will ever know 
06:00 <simba> i dont plan to ever go golfing
06:00 <nate> yeah hot chicks pushed me into their hole in ones
06:00 <johninj4> i would be too dangerous
06:00 <TheRon> golf is very relaxing
06:00 <johninj4> i can smack the fuck out of the ball
06:00 <johninj4> but no direction control
06:00 <nate> wild in the sack also ninja!
06:00 <TheRon> no technique, just step up and smack the crap out of it, white knuckles if you can
06:00 <johninj4> yep
07:00 <nate> hhaha:)
07:00 <johninj4> get to the green in 2
07:00 <nate> true theron
07:00 <johninj4> then take 5 shots trying to get it in the hole
07:00 <nate> hold onto that bedpost
07:00 <johninj4> fuck it
07:00 <nate> if the club bends ohh well:?)
07:00 <johninj4> ouch
08:00 <TheRon> there's a few drill you can use to improve your golf, like the towel drill, using the mirror and of course the fire drill
09:00 <johninj4> i see
10:00 <johninj4> you play much?
10:00 <Skirmish> It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... It's all in the hips ... 
10:00 <johninj4> lol
10:00 <TheRon> no
10:00 <simba> its all in the wrist (Wii Sports)
10:00 <johninj4> the hips don't lie
11:00 <TheRon> remember to bring your own sign so you can get a good park
11:00 <johninj4> love watching the videos of thos ewii controlers flying into tvs and shit
11:00 <simba> like a swastika
12:00 <nate> dont wait till 3am to pick up ya clubs
12:00 <johninj4> well they don't allow jews at gold courses
12:00 <TheRon> you need to park close to the clubhouse, otherwise your legs are shot before you get to the 1st tee
12:00 <johninj4> so nobody would get that offended
12:00 <johninj4> lol
13:00 <nate> ninja wears them short shorts to distract the players so he wins
13:00 <TheRon> i can just see johninj4 in the plus 4's
13:00 <nate> 4xl's?
13:00 <nate> wowzers
13:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> Larger
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <nate> that icecream goes to his thys
14:00 <Vagisil> i have enough trouble finding 3xl
14:00 <johninj4> lol i'm not THAT big
14:00 <Vagisil> 4xl dont bother going outside
14:00 <simba> i am M in some shirts and XL in others
15:00 <Vagisil> hot
15:00 <Vagisil> :P
15:00 <simba> stupid wogs and their slim fit makes!!!!!!!
15:00 <Vagisil> oh slim fit in gross
15:00 <johninj4> pretty much xxl all round
15:00 <Vagisil> tight cunt jeans make me throw up
15:00 <johninj4> 6'5 100 kgs
15:00 <simba> u animal
15:00 <Vagisil> lol
15:00 <nate> yeah i love how superamart has xl very little 2xl
16:00 <johninj4> i was under 100 for the first time in ages after my gippsland treck
16:00 <johninj4> had to put a new hole in the belt :(
16:00 <nate> how did u make the hole:)
16:00 <TheRon> i'd rather the gippsland trek ov kokoda
16:00 <johninj4> with my trusty leatherman
16:00 <TheRon> there's more pubs
16:00 <nate> leatherman knife?
17:00 <johninj4> yeah man i always like to have my leatherman with me
17:00 <johninj4> gets me out of many a tough spot
17:00 <nate> kinda queer but who doesnt need a man by their side:)
17:00 <simba> i need 1 of them
17:00 <nate> a leatherman!
17:00 <johninj4> the park ranger who picked me up had done the kokoda treck
17:00 <johninj4> it was wierd
17:00 <simba> every man needs a blade
17:00 <johninj4> i was staying in the park with no permit, just walked in expecting to get in shit
18:00 <nate> every scum bag says they have done it, i doubt they do the whole track ;l
18:00 <johninj4> he was cool though, i helped him mow some of the lawn, we had a spliff and he gave me a ride to the next town over
18:00 <TheRon> the old pub crawl is a great trek
18:00 <simba> sweet
19:00 <nate> they should do the pub crawl on drinking ability
19:00 <nate> anyone who gets drunk fast, has half a drink
19:00 <TheRon> the pub crawl should be in the olympics
19:00 <nate> haha
19:00 <Vagisil> ive only been on one lol
19:00 <Vagisil> i dont drink
19:00 <nate> vagisil never?
20:00 <Vagisil> i have done
20:00 <TheRon> i don't trust people who don't drink
20:00 <Vagisil> i have the occasional beer
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Vagisil> i had one at xmas
20:00 <johninj4> yeah my dad said there is nothing worse than a reformed alco
20:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:00 <Mody> alcohol is bad
20:00 <johninj4> he's a prodrinker
20:00 <nate> i used to binge drink, but now i am untrustworthy and dont drink ;l
20:00 <Mody> alcohol killing our youth
20:00 <johninj4> lol
21:00 <johninj4> i wouldn't be drinking if i had some ganj
21:00 <johninj4> but such is life
21:00 <Mody> get some ganj then, much much healthier
21:00 <TheRon> ned kelly
21:00 <Vagisil> i waste money on cars n shit
21:00 <johninj4> yeah i will once i get out of this place
21:00 <Student> ned kelly is dead
21:00 <Vagisil> dont need another habit :P
21:00 <johninj4> haha
21:00 <nate> thats cool vagisil lubricant ;l
21:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <nate> is it "that" time of the day vaggy
22:00 <nate> whwahah gag
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <nate> i used to make homebrew aswell tasted like la ice cola
23:00 <nate> mix them both together
23:00 <nate> boom!
23:00 <nate> same after taste
23:00 <nate> snap!
24:00 <johninj4> they aren't mine man
24:00 <johninj4> a big maori guy owns them
24:00 <johninj4> i'll tell him you said hi though
26:00 <nate> waaah!
26:00 <TheRon> don't bring me down bruce
27:00 <nate> time for another shower yay clean as an ebola outbreak
27:00 <simba> how many times do you shower a day
27:00 <nate> 69 times
27:00 <simba> water waster
29:00 <Krsybug> >.>
30:00 <Christopher> Hey ppls
30:00 <johninj4> hi 
30:00 <Krsybug> hi
30:00 <Christopher> Hi john
30:00 <Christopher> Hi Krsybug
31:00 <nate> chris u like dancing!
31:00 <Christopher> Sometimes
31:00 <nate> how about dirty dancing?
31:00 <Christopher> Sure
31:00 <TheRon> lambada?
31:00 <nate> u can be that girl "baby" and i'll be swayze
31:00 <Christopher> Lol
31:00 <johninj4> ooh nate wants to be the dom
32:00 <nate> im not gonna get cancer tho
32:00 <nate> nevah!
32:00 <johninj4> lol
32:00 <johninj4> low blow but i giggled
32:00 <TheRon> low blow
32:00 <Student> below belt
32:00 <Vagisil> youll have to dig him up first
32:00 <Christopher> I want a woman to tell me what to do and bribe me with sex
32:00 <nate> under the bed
33:00 <nate> a dominatrix facesitter chris?
33:00 <TheRon> i just want a woman that wants to sleep with me
33:00 <Christopher> Me too
33:00 <nate> just hold hands for now u two ;D
33:00 <johninj4> i'm surprised TheRon hasn't found one yet
33:00 <Christopher> Tennis
33:00 <Christopher> Is on
33:00 <johninj4> he seems nice enough
33:00 <TheRon> i'm very picky
33:00 <johninj4> oh
34:00 <johninj4> well that explains it then
34:00 <nate> u like mean girls, theron?
34:00 <TheRon> get us a beer woman chop chop
34:00 <johninj4> lower your standards or forever alone 
34:00 <Krsybug> hahah RockerXBaby
34:00 <couleurs> hello ladies!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Krsybug> yay
34:00 <johninj4> hi coops
34:00 <nate> couleurs hi honey
34:00 <RockerXBaby> haha hey krsybug 
35:00 <couleurs> honey, i'm home!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Krsybug> i hate honey
35:00 <nate> is rockerxbaby a carseat?
35:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <RockerXBaby> do i look like one 
35:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - leaps and bounds
35:00 <johninj4> honey is good stuff, has medicinal properties
35:00 <TheRon> gearing up for australia day
35:00 <couleurs> black suede with pink embroidery 
35:00 <nate> secure and hold something precious mabye rockxbaby
35:00 <Student> <johninj4> lower your standards or forever alone  <-- ha ha 
35:00 <johninj4> very smooth
36:00 <RockerXBaby> maybe
36:00 <nate> ninja fly into my heart and never leave me
36:00 <johninj4> it's true Student
36:00 <johninj4> there is no perfect person
36:00 <RockerXBaby> yeah there is 
36:00 <TheRon> a prostitute is someone that will love you no matter who you are or what you look like, yes it's true children
36:00 <Student> who says one have perfect standard?
36:00 <johninj4> only if you are delusional
36:00 <RockerXBaby> when a baby is born its perfect to their parents
37:00 <RockerXBaby> so their a perfect person :P
37:00 <johninj4> only to their parents though
37:00 <johninj4> it's subjective then
37:00 <nate> what is the stats on babies, 90% ugly?
37:00 <Student> Standard could be any thing which a person like , it is not suppose to be perfect but just have to according to one's standard
37:00 <nate> haha ;D
37:00 <Krsybug> wow
37:00 <simba> the sound of cum
37:00 <RockerXBaby> told ya its strange krsy
37:00 <Krsybug> it really is
38:00 <Krsybug> >.>
38:00 <nate> or krysbug?:)
38:00 <nate> bug
38:00 <Krsybug> lol
38:00 <nate> BUGGY
38:00 <RockerXBaby> careful she might bite haha
38:00 <TheRon> great southern land
38:00 <simba> chris de burgh
38:00 <Krsybug> how about KRSY... 
39:00 <nate> rug?
39:00 <TheRon> lady in red?
39:00 <johninj4> lol
39:00 <johninj4> never seen you looking so levely as you do tonight
39:00 <Krsybug> haha
39:00 <nate> dog cat bee sting poochy!
40:00 <TheRon> i got snubbed again!!!
40:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
40:00 <nate> theron tinder?
40:00 <TheRon> no australian of the year for me
40:00 <nate> what have u been doing to get the award theron?
40:00 <johninj4> tim cahill got it?
40:00 <johninj4> he should have
40:00 <simba> tinder cahill
41:00 <TheRon> i woke up in a gutter in a pile of my own vomit and lived to tell the tale
41:00 <simba> doesnt seem like a blueshite anymore
41:00 <TheRon> i did it twice
41:00 <johninj4> just forget he comes from somoa
41:00 <British^Meat> aloisi!!!!!
41:00 <RockerXBaby> tim cahill lol my boys will be better soccer players then him when their older haha
41:00 <johninj4> good luck with that lol
41:00 <nate> who doesnt like playing with balls i say
41:00 <johninj4> he's a pretty unique tallent
42:00 <nate> yeah he has tats aswell, family guy on his right buttox
42:00 <johninj4> i think anybody else that had a vertical like that would end up playing basketball
42:00 <RockerXBaby> so is that 15 yr old from norway
42:00 <TheRon> how many weetbix does timmy do?
42:00 <johninj4> eh, 15 year olds have a long way to go
42:00 <johninj4> a lot crash and burn
42:00 <RockerXBaby> but its a good start for them
43:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
43:00 <johninj4> yeah for sure
43:00 <nate> thats a big vibrator couleurs
43:00 <couleurs> what's a vibrator
44:00 <Vagisil> isis make me laugh hey
44:00 <simba> <RockerXBaby> tim cahill lol my boys will be better soccer players then him when their older haha - wont b long til we hear about em then
44:00 <johninj4> i think its like a jackhammer
44:00 <Vagisil> they relesae their fuckin piunishments
44:00 <Vagisil> and theyre the exact same punishments as wot u would get in saudi arabia
44:00 <nate> u put vibrators in vagisil
44:00 <RockerXBaby>  simba their still young but got great soccer skills for their age
44:00 <simba> thats cool 
44:00 <simba> r they at a good club
44:00 <johninj4> good stuff
45:00 <TheRon> has someone brought out vibrators like the matrioski dolls??
45:00 <johninj4> one of sezz's mates kids just got picked up by benfica
45:00 <johninj4> at 17
45:00 <Pieter> http://www.conspiracyclub.co/2015/01/09/truth-about-chemtrails/
45:00 <RockerXBaby> their at a small newish club for now but once their much older ill swap them to a bigger club
45:00 <simba> benfennica no way
45:00 <johninj4> yeh man
45:00 <johninj4> i was pretty blown away
45:00 <johninj4> "is that good?" "fuck yes"
46:00 <couleurs> benfica??? sounds made up 2 me
46:00 <TheRon> will he still play for australia??
46:00 <Vagisil> i farted
46:00 <johninj4> ide think so
46:00 <simba> nah thats where sammy khendira came from
46:00 <nate> we can be friends with benficas couleurs ;D
47:00 <couleurs> ok
47:00 <TheRon> whats ppl doing tomorrow?? barbie cricket and piss??
47:00 <nate> what stats do they use for soccer players
47:00 <nate> run this 400metres
48:00 <RockerXBaby> allie <3
48:00 <johninj4> passes, assists, tackles, headers won, shots on target
48:00 <johninj4> stuff like that
48:00 <nate> zig sag around this poles
48:00 <Allie> hey darlin I made it
48:00 <Allie> haha
48:00 <RockerXBaby> hahah bout time
48:00 <simba> chest downs against teams straddling the turkish asian boarder
48:00 <johninj4> lol
49:00 <Allie> I forgot how too
49:00 <Allie> haha
49:00 <couleurs> Sammy Khendira joining Juventis 
49:00 <RockerXBaby> me too took a while
49:00 <Allie> *looks down nick list*
50:00 <johninj4> are you 2 gonna take this town over?
50:00 <simba> is he
50:00 <couleurs> yes, i heard it from B1
50:00 <simba> sammy khendira joining brentford city
50:00 <TheRon> she was the young american
50:00 <johninj4> couleurs was right about atletico, the bbc lied to me
50:00 <johninj4> so yeh, i'm humbled
50:00 <couleurs> told u
50:00 <couleurs> always bet on black
50:00 <johninj4> couleurs>BBC
50:00 <couleurs> --- movie
50:00 <simba> what was it about
50:00 <simba> F. Torres 19
51:00 <johninj4> about torres
51:00 <RockerXBaby> so do guys do meet up parties?
51:00 <johninj4> they said he was going to join milan permanantly 
51:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZzoTEu-hA&x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688
51:00 <simba> atheletico got the blonde fella back
51:00 <RockerXBaby> you*
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Blunt - Stay The Night (Nov 13, 2010) 3:34 - Category: Music - 596,980 views - 1,431 likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
51:00 <johninj4> not even in the gossip column
51:00 <johninj4> it was like a legit story
51:00 <johninj4> then nek minute
51:00 <nate> irc parties ftw?
51:00 <couleurs> whens your party 
51:00 <simba> west ham 4 europe
51:00 <johninj4> haha that would be cool
51:00 <RockerXBaby> hey nate back in the day best irc parties were held 
51:00 <nate> party at simbas @ christmas
51:00 <Vagisil> lol
51:00 <johninj4> i tried to play them on FM but the squad is pretty retarded
52:00 <simba> did u hear etoo is moving to sampdoria probably cos theyre gonna make a movie about him
52:00 <Vagisil> i remember a chatterz meet i went to
52:00 <RockerXBaby> lol 
52:00 <Vagisil> fuckin lame
52:00 <johninj4> lol i heard that move was in the works but held up because of wages
52:00 <nate> yes i know irc parties were introverted people get together and be shocked and bored
52:00 <Vagisil> LOL
52:00 <johninj4> he is on about 4.3 mil euros a year
52:00 <johninj4> iirc
52:00 <simba> etoo makes me think of that guy chris eubank
52:00 <Vagisil> who the fuck is etoo
52:00 <johninj4> sammy etoo
52:00 <Vagisil> besides kiwi for stand up
52:00 <RockerXBaby> rofl no good parties for u haha
53:00 <simba> football playa
53:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
53:00 <Vagisil> lame
53:00 <johninj4> yeh he was alright, bit of an egomaniac
53:00 <couleurs> Sammy Etoo Khendira 
53:00 <TheRon> looking for a little afternoon delight
53:00 <johninj4> wtf is happening with balioteli?
53:00 <johninj4> that was such a strange move
53:00 <simba> sammy "the spoon" khendira cos hes always feedin his team mates
53:00 <johninj4> yeh he's a workhorse
53:00 <simba> yea balotelli is teh opposite of a work horse
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <simba> opposite of a liverpool striker
54:00 <johninj4> yeh man why the fuck buy him
54:00 <simba> i just hope he comes on in the europa league a few times and wins us some games
54:00 <johninj4> "do you want disharmony at your club? I got the perfect man for you"
54:00 <simba> shoulda got bony instead 
54:00 <Vagisil> etu is like.. stand up in maori l ol
54:00 <johninj4> fuck yes
55:00 <Vagisil> sammy stand up lol
55:00 <simba> sammy rise up
55:00 <Student> strange stabbing place
55:00 <nate> buttstabber my favourite afternoon treat
55:00 <Buttstabber> I'll stab you in the butt, nate
55:00 <TheRon> sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight
55:00 <nate> how much do u charge?
56:00 <Buttstabber> $10
56:00 <nate> sweet deal, what else u been up 2 butty?
56:00 <johninj4> 10 bucks a stab
57:00 <TheRon> i said what what in the butt
57:00 <simba> serial butt stabber http://i.imgur.com/OYKBKiX.gif
57:00 <nate> ohh post that up the ron;D
57:00 <couleurs> lmao wtf
57:00 <couleurs> who stabs butts
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" (F) 3:49 - Category: Music - 57,236,083 views - 157,155 likes (67.6%), 75,350 dislikes (32.4%)
58:00 <simba> napolitans
58:00 <Buttstabber> I stab butts
58:00 <nate> haha do in my butt
58:00 <simba> do my ass
59:00 <Buttstabber> ok simba
59:00 <Buttstabber> I'll do yours
59:00 <simba> Cheers.
59:00 <Buttstabber> fast or slow?
59:00 <simba> hammer it home son
00:00 <Buttstabber> yeeehaw
01:00 <nate> got any dirty talk buttstabber?
01:00 <Buttstabber> I only really like men though
01:00 <Buttstabber> so thanks simba
01:00 <simba> my ass is urs bro
02:00 <nate> apple peach or pear?
03:00 <simba> compare the pair
04:00 <nate> butterstabber what would u tell simba to take him home?
04:00 <Buttstabber> nothing
04:00 <Buttstabber> I only like men
04:00 <nate> just a nod?
04:00 <simba> im a man
04:00 <Buttstabber> oh
04:00 <nate> just make an exception this time
04:00 <Buttstabber> you are?
04:00 <Buttstabber> my mistake
04:00 <TheRon> simba there are men then there are men
05:00 <simba> thats one small step for man
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <nate> buttstabber would say i have a ftp http wan lan back at my place simba!
05:00 <johninj4> that buttstabber vid is a classic
05:00 <TheRon> american sniper, should i watch it?
05:00 <johninj4> that guy won't be sitting down for a while
05:00 <nate> theron yes kill some peeps
06:00 <Marshy> Im back from the future fekkers
06:00 <simba> i started watching american sniper at a mates house it was pretty bad
06:00 <simba> like "heh lets kill sum arabs boiz"
07:00 <nate> yeah they say its like dropping bombs, u still gotta press the trigger tho ;l
07:00 <nate> woops i just killed a person who knows if it was wrong or right
07:00 <nate> lets see what theron thinks
07:00 <nate> i havnt seen it btw
08:00 <nate> ;D~
08:00 <nate> i seen the preview
08:00 <nate> yay
08:00 <TheRon> ppl like my two word reviews of movies
09:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Show Me Your Genitals (May 31, 2008) - Category: Comedy - 67,723,195 views - 391,126 likes (93.4%), 27,738 dislikes (6.6%)
09:00 <nate> lol
09:00 <nate> what a rapper
09:00 <nate> lyrics an't bad
10:00 <TheRon> the cure - close to me
10:00 <johninj4> top song
10:00 <nate> no i dont have feelings because feelings are gay lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> from what I just read ... the song of the day is Crying by Roy Orbison 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :
11:00 <Bastardly_One> D
11:00 <johninj4> hehe
11:00 <TheRon> taylor swift better not get in the top 100
11:00 <johninj4> aren't you gat nate?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I not mad though
11:00 <Krsybug> Marshay
11:00 <johninj4> you just leading all the guys along 
11:00 <johninj4> heartbreaker
11:00 <simba> that dude look like keith buckley
12:00 <Marshy> Krsy are you chatting from the bath?
12:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
12:00 <Krsybug> haha no i am out now
12:00 <johninj4> #BathChat
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res) (Sep 6, 2006) 2:32 - Category: Music - views - 67,691 likes (93.4%), 4,761 dislikes (6.6%)
12:00 <Marshy> Once again.. pics or ban
12:00 <Krsybug> hahaha
12:00 <nate> good ol gaybar
13:00 <johninj4> you are just confused aren't you
13:00 <nate> its censored!
13:00 <nate> SISSORKICK
13:00 <nate> ISIS KICK
13:00 <nate> MMARRRRRHH
13:00 <simba> al-quaeda vs isis
13:00 <simba> super smash bros tourney
13:00 <nate> lol
14:00 <TheRon> james blunt - 1973
14:00 <nate> ive got a wii controler to put it in!
14:00 <nate> in yoyu
14:00 <nate> Damn it!
14:00 <simba> kinky
14:00 <Pieter> The CIA + CNN created ISIS
14:00 <nate> wheres this gta 5
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <nate> i thought it was already out
15:00 <simba> it is
15:00 <simba> gta 5 is old news
15:00 <nate> ohh for pc
15:00 <Pieter> Its all about Oil when the predisdent of the US can go on tv telling us its about life and freedom
15:00 <nate> i see
15:00 <TheRon> grand theft auto 6 is gonna be port adelaide
15:00 <nate> i see grape to the grape vine
15:00 <Pieter> bike ride bbl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for PC?
15:00 <simba> grand theft grape vine
15:00 <johninj4> yeh pc comes out soon
15:00 <nate> yeah b1 two days
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the last date was this week coming up
16:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
16:00 <simba> Pieter has finally discovered conspiracy theories
16:00 <nate> 27th
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have it on the PS4 so yeah 
16:00 <nate> ahh be good to play online pc
16:00 <johninj4> i wonder is it cross platform?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
16:00 <johninj4> damn
17:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <simba> i wonder if FPS dudes are gonna pick it up and own all the kids who have never used a mouse to shoot before
17:00 <johninj4> lol
17:00 <johninj4> i like my female character
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hey things like stupourmarkets open like normal tomorrow yeah?
18:00 <johninj4> people are nice to her
18:00 <johninj4> except simba
18:00 <nate> i am sure someone drinking copious amounts of cheezeballs and cola will be winning gta
18:00 <simba> stupourmarkets
18:00 <nate> put the cheeze in the cola
18:00 <nate> drink
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, nope ... I don't win doing that 
18:00 <nate> v cans?
18:00 <nate> pre workout ?
18:00 <couleurs> xbox sux xbox 4 losers #cool
19:00 <nate> couleurs i think u might be 13 now ":)
19:00 <simba> sega cool nintendo nerdy
20:00 <couleurs> told u
20:00 <simba> did u see ronaldo lose his Shet
20:00 <nate> has ronaldo got a gf? or is he still a poofta
20:00 <TheRon> this week
20:00 <simba> prob has hired goons
20:00 <simba> hired models
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what about how I said it'd be funny if Bradford beat Chelsea
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and what happened? they won 4 -2 !
21:00 <simba> i remember u said all the 1:30 games are boring cos the results r too predictable
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how I dunno
21:00 <simba> and all the big teams loser!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Doodle> `ban soccer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and during that I said it'd be funny if that happened
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't believe it actually did
22:00 <simba> u rock
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the score just before I had to double check on the Chelsea site
22:00 <simba> dude change ur nick to nostradamous_one lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was a jok
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *joke
22:00 <Buttstabber> I want to stab Bastardly_One  in the butt
22:00 <Buttstabber> with my flesh blade
22:00 <simba> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyhood_%28film%29 apparently this is kool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Danny might be back Tues
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if not he'll be back on the weekend to take on West Spam
23:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait
23:00 <simba> big black cock
23:00 <johninj4> pride comes before the fall
23:00 <Doodle> no summer does
23:00 <couleurs> i
23:00 <couleurs> 'm
24:00 <johninj4> lol Doodle
24:00 <couleurs> ko
24:00 <couleurs> ol
24:00 <Doodle> :P
24:00 <johninj4> kouleurs
24:00 <simba> im cosmo kramer the assman
24:00 <TheRon> i'm steinbrenner
24:00 <johninj4> Ranjeef Bootylover
25:00 <nate> stop short simba!
26:00 <Krsybug> Sup Allie <3
26:00 <Allie> Sup Krsybug 
26:00 <Allie> lol
26:00 <johninj4> where did you guys come from?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Rosie Batty as Australian of the year ... that's actually ok 
26:00 <nate> outta space?
26:00 <Allie> Do you need a anatomy lesson John?
26:00 <simba> whos rosie batty
26:00 <johninj4> seems like another server
26:00 <Marshy> *high fives allie*
26:00 <Allie> no we own this server
27:00 <johninj4> migrants
27:00 <nate> why is probing bad?, i need some attention 4 sure :D
27:00 <Allie> *high fives Marshy*
27:00 <nate> aliens come at me!
27:00 <johninj4> we normally don't like your kind around here but you seem retarted enough to fit in
27:00 <Krsybug> hahaha
27:00 <Marshy> You should wash off amy alien cum
27:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, she's an anti bash the shit out of wenches kind
27:00 <Allie> We were the original #melbourne people
27:00 <Marshy> .. it can be deadly
27:00 <nate> marshy marshmellow?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, anti bash the shit out of people I suppose
27:00 <simba> oic
27:00 <simba> feminist
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she was not 
28:00 <simba> last years was an abo this year a feminist
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck are you Allie?
28:00 <nate> julie bishop the feminist?:)
28:00 <johninj4> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> only Allie I know on here is from Syd
28:00 <Marshy> Nate - do we know each other?
28:00 <Krsybug> Clearly she is Allie
28:00 <Doodle> [19:26] <Allie> no we own this server
28:00 <nate> marshy mabye later?:)
28:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
28:00 <Doodle> ahahahahha
28:00 <Allie> Bastardly_One .... I am Allie... Have been for a very very long time
28:00 <Doodle> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
28:00 <Krsybug> HAHAHA
28:00 <simba> lolll
28:00 <TheRon> rosie batty had a brother or something die from a king hit at a pub and she has been working tirelessy to get the message out there that all it takes is a a drunken punch on a night out
28:00 <Marshy> Heh
28:00 <Doodle> sif admit to owning this rubbish
28:00 <nate> doodle i own a condom to cover u:)
28:00 <simba> 3 noobs at once ?
29:00 <Krsybug> beengoing over 15 years now ay!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon is correct
29:00 <Doodle> lol 15 years
29:00 <johninj4> -NickOP- *** Information about Allie [881] ***
29:00 <johninj4> -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
29:00 <johninj4> -NickOP- Last ident'd: Sun Jan 25 08:25:34 2015 GMT
29:00 <johninj4> -NickOP- Registered  : Sun Jan 25 07:47:20 2015 GMT
29:00 <johninj4> yeh so long
29:00 <simba> she cant have been working too hard 
29:00 <simba> she needs to work on her internet profiling
29:00 <Allie> We unlike you guys have lives.. and dont sit on Mirc for hours
29:00 <Doodle> [19:28] <TheRon> rosie batty had a brother or something die from a king hit at a pub and she has been working tirelessy to get the message out there that all it takes is a a drunken punch on a night out
29:00 <nate> allie can easily just give up owning and fall in love with ninja instead
29:00 <Doodle> wtf?
29:00 <johninj4> awww well aren't you special!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <johninj4> go to skype retards
30:00 <TheRon> simba so the nerdlingers who don't get out can see the message??
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Iran and Iraq bitching in the asian cup
30:00 <simba> TheRon you genuinely make me facepalm
30:00 <Bastardly_One> now Iran has made official complaints about Iraq players
30:00 <Doodle> [19:29] <Allie> We unlike you guys have lives.. and dont sit on Mirc for hours
30:00 <Doodle> plenty of people here not using mirc
30:00 <simba> its 2015 do you really think the whole computers is for nerds thing exists i mean everyone carries a computer around in their pocket
30:00 <johninj4> like ooomp
30:00 <Krsybug> lol
31:00 <Krsybug> this is to funny
31:00 <nate> iran and iraq one has nuclear power, but which one ;D
31:00 <johninj4> dear funny
31:00 <ooomp> Not like me at all
31:00 <couleurs> haha ooomp is a nerd
31:00 <Doodle> iran 
31:00 <johninj4> yeah true
31:00 <ooomp> Doodle, you need sex
31:00 <johninj4> bad example
31:00 <Doodle> i do
31:00 <Doodle> you offering
31:00 <TheRon> ooomp don't we all
31:00 <ooomp> Yes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hai ooomp
31:00 <Doodle> swoit
31:00 <Doodle> swing by
31:00 <ooomp> I'll come over
31:00 <nate> ooomp had noodles last nite, beef flavour
31:00 <simba> funtastic noodles gross
31:00 <ooomp> Evening to all minus a few
32:00 <Doodle> i'd better scrape off the sheets
32:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One:  an I stab you in the butt?
32:00 <TheRon> one should never have sex after a dodgy curry
32:00 <nate> am i a minus i better be
32:00 <couleurs> yeh but, n e 1 4 FiFa ?
32:00 <ooomp> Don't bother Doodle, we will use the floor
32:00 <Doodle> i'd better scrape off the floor
32:00 <ooomp> Cat hair and dried cum 
32:00 <Krsybug> I am the one that control the blade
32:00 <ooomp> Great combo
32:00 <Doodle> the cleanest thing i won is the car
33:00 <Doodle> we'll have to do it there
33:00 <Doodle> *own
33:00 <Krsybug> do do do do doo
33:00 <simba> smoking cones of dry cum and cat hair
33:00 <nate> are cats for people who have given up on finding love?
33:00 <ooomp> I'm good with that
33:00 <Doodle> lol yuck
33:00 <Doodle> awes ooomp
33:00 <simba> yes nate - exclusively
33:00 <ooomp> nate, yes
33:00 <simba> you have to prove you have given up before buying one
33:00 <nate> haha true
33:00 <Doodle> yeah
33:00 <Doodle> i have a cat :(
33:00 <nate> does it have fleas
33:00 <Doodle> no
33:00 <Doodle> but i do
33:00 <nate> bonus!
33:00 <ooomp> You don't even treat it right
33:00 <ooomp> Poor pussy
34:00 <Doodle> i treat him just fine
34:00 <johninj4> it doesn't treat him right though
34:00 <Krsybug> I hate cats
34:00 <Doodle> yeah
34:00 <johninj4> volatile relationships work both ways
34:00 <ooomp> Winter is coming up
34:00 <Doodle> he's actively trying to kill me
34:00 <TheRon> ooomp you treat your pussy right?
34:00 <ooomp> I feel sorry for him
34:00 <Doodle> lol why
34:00 <Doodle> cos he hogs my bed all winter?
34:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
34:00 <StrykerX> Exctly why.
34:00 <Doodle> fu
34:00 <ooomp> You kick him out into the cold
34:00 <StrykerX> x0x
34:00 <Doodle> i do not
34:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One: please I want to stab you in the butt
34:00 <StrykerX> Buttstabber, asl?
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <nate> cats are good for one thing, killing native wild life
35:00 <ooomp> Needs to go for a walk you say
35:00 <Buttstabber> 39/m/act
35:00 <TheRon> i tend to fast forward korn
35:00 <ooomp> Hours later he's frozen
35:00 <johninj4> <nate> cats are good for one thing, killing native wild life LOL
35:00 <Doodle> sif frozen
35:00 <StrykerX> Too young to be Picard
35:00 <Doodle> he's more likely to want to go out the colder it is
35:00 <TheRon> so cold last night the pussy was frozen?
35:00 <Doodle> lol it fucking was cold last night
35:00 <ooomp> Yeah that's what you say Doodle
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
36:00 <Doodle> i do
36:00 <ooomp> Justifications
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what city were you guys in?
36:00 <ooomp> And damn lies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I had fans going last night
36:00 <Doodle> i got up for work and it was like 10 degrees
36:00 <StrykerX> Does Ballarat get cold at night at this time of the yr?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> where was it cold?
36:00 <StrykerX> Wait, dumb question.
36:00 <StrykerX> I'll be freezing tomorrow night. :(
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if the days aren't
36:00 <ooomp> Doodle's nipples were erect
36:00 <TheRon> i love are you being served'
36:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One it depends on how well your house holds heat
36:00 <johninj4> only his nipples huh
36:00 <ooomp> All 3 of them
36:00 <Doodle> they were
36:00 <johninj4> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't find it cold last night at all ... in fact I remember there's one stage I was sweating
37:00 <johninj4> tripples
37:00 <ooomp> 2 on chest one on pubic region
37:00 <Doodle> it was hot last night but cold this morning
37:00 <nate> bad dream b1?
37:00 <TheRon> good sleeping night actually
37:00 <Buttstabber> StrykerX: I wouldn't buttstab picard i'd catch too much
37:00 <Doodle> i woke up in a cold sweat
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this house is on Peel Stree so of course it retains heat
37:00 <StrykerX> He dreamed of Doodle again
37:00 <Doodle> but thats normal for me
37:00 <StrykerX> Buttstabber, LOL!
37:00 <StrykerX> Valid point.
37:00 <ooomp> Wet dreams are not normal for men like you Doodle
37:00 <StrykerX> Imagine the array of STIs
37:00 <Doodle> what does being on peel st have to do with it
37:00 <johninj4> whats peel st got to do, got to do with it
37:00 <TheRon> men like doodle, are you sure?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the direction of the sun
37:00 <Doodle> is your roof tiled?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think ... nup
38:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One does your cock still work?
38:00 <nate> b1 yeah does it work!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the place in Sebas was ... but suburb is weird though 
38:00 <Doodle> then it will heat up easily and cool down quickly once the sun is off it, if it's corrugated iron
38:00 <nate> pump up the testical to make it work b1!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you do get temp extremes down that side of town
38:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/sikdope/uza
38:00 <Doodle> and ooomp i'll have wet dreams if i want to
38:00 <nate> crip atleast say hi first
39:00 <TheRon> ham and cheese toasties for tea
39:00 <Doodle> you cant stop me
39:00 <Crip> oh hai FUCKERS
39:00 <nate> u damn bastaaaard!
39:00 <ooomp> I can though
39:00 <Doodle> hai Cripla
39:00 <Doodle> you can noty
39:00 <Doodle> -y
39:00 <ooomp> All you need is sexual in her course
39:00 <Doodle> hey
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> well
39:00 <TheRon> i like the cheese oozing
39:00 <Doodle> there is that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wow ... this is the first time in years everone from the Rat has been active at once
39:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, dream of an orgy between Picard, Pieter and B1.
39:00 <ooomp> See what I did there
39:00 <StrykerX> If you get a wet dream there
39:00 <StrykerX> You need help.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ey Crip ... how goes?
39:00 <Crip> im a bot
39:00 <Doodle> oh thanks for that StrykerX
39:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One: stop ignoring me asshole
39:00 <Crip> very good man
39:00 <Doodle> yes i saw it ooomp
39:00 <ooomp> Intercouse = in her course
39:00 <Crip> enjoying the 3 day break
39:00 <nate> not bad crip very strip club like
40:00 <ooomp> Thank you autocorrect
40:00 <ooomp> My phone did it
40:00 <TheRon> any bloods in here tonight??
40:00 <Doodle> suuuure
40:00 <nate> blue bloods?
40:00 <Crip> nah, just the criplas
40:00 <simba> its raining buds
40:00 <ooomp> Pm me your address Doodle, I'm coming
40:00 <nate> blood negros?
40:00 <nate> islanders?
40:00 <Doodle> 'it wasnt me who sexted you for 2 hours the other night, it was damn autocorrect'
40:00 <StrykerX> Wow. Eric.
40:00 <Krsybug> Sup Slowmover
40:00 <Bastardly_One> holy fuck 
40:00 <StrykerX> Long time.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Eric 
40:00 <Krsybug> haha
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the king of the kids
40:00 <Krsybug> It sure is Eric
40:00 <Doodle> ooomp
40:00 <Doodle> you're coming to stab me
40:00 <Slowmover> yep bastardly :)
40:00 <nate> eric the viking?
40:00 <Doodle> arent you
40:00 <StrykerX> lol @ autcorrect sexting
40:00 <Slowmover> eric the half a bee
41:00 <ooomp> I was hoping to stab myself with your penis
41:00 <TheRon> there's a war going on between the bloods and the crips
41:00 <Doodle> oer
41:00 <Slowmover> ey Krsybug
41:00 <StrykerX> "Hi how are you?" "Did you mean, 'give it to me hard?'"
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe how many of you have shown up recently 
41:00 <ooomp> Well, condom covered penis
41:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck are you all showing up from?
41:00 <Doodle> oh
41:00 <Doodle> i dont have any sorry
41:00 <Doodle> and um
41:00 <Marshy> Hahah
41:00 <TheRon> ribbed for her pleasure?
41:00 <Krsybug> hahahah
41:00 <Doodle> i'm allergic to latex
41:00 <ooomp> I'll bring a few
41:00 <Doodle> or something
41:00 <Krsybug> reunion
41:00 <ooomp> Non latex
41:00 <Slowmover> Marshy
41:00 <johninj4> oh go on Doodle
41:00 <Doodle> i'm allergic to other condoms too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I remember that nick ... Marshy
42:00 <johninj4> wow
42:00 <nate> edible condoms 
42:00 <TheRon> explains the lack of sex
42:00 <Bastardly_One> did IceQueen send you all?
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <ooomp> Ok just pull out then
42:00 <Marshy> I think I got my nick slighty wrong.. but I is me
42:00 <Doodle> ok
42:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, are yo allergic to condoms all together?
42:00 <Slowmover> who is icequeen?
42:00 <Doodle> i can do that
42:00 <StrykerX> You*
42:00 <johninj4> he just wants to knock ooomp up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Malina Sparkles
42:00 <nate> doodle i tell the girls the same trick
42:00 <Doodle> yes, condoms make my dick swell up
42:00 <Krissy> haha
42:00 <Slowmover> ahh Malina :)
42:00 <johninj4> lol
42:00 <StrykerX> It's a tough gig.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll call her Marlina Sparkles for now
42:00 <ooomp> We don't need anymore Doodles running around the place
42:00 <TheRon> doodle and thats a bad thing?
42:00 <Doodle> yeah
42:00 <Doodle> wel
42:00 <Doodle> l
43:00 <Krissy> <3 malina
43:00 <Doodle> it would be a bad thing if i wasnt lying
43:00 <Doodle> but i am
43:00 <Bastardly_One> aka RockerXgirl now
43:00 <johninj4> he'd have to get rid of the 350z
43:00 <Slowmover> Longie!!!
43:00 <johninj4> can't fit kids in that
43:00 <Slowmover> stebie!!!
43:00 <Doodle> get
43:00 <Doodle> rid?
43:00 <StrykerX> How you been, Eric?
43:00 <johninj4> see? 
43:00 <Marshy> Have u been here for eons now bastard? Keeping thr irc jooice flowing?
43:00 <StrykerX> Longie and stebie don't come here much now.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, my mission is to get mz_nightshade back on though
43:00 <Slowmover> I have been fantastic Stryker
43:00 <StrykerX> Both too cool.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Marshy, I'm part of the furniture
43:00 <johninj4> lol
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Might know me more like this
43:00 <ooomp> I wouldn't want to hit Doodle up for child support
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was as Slowmover's parties too
44:00 <Doodle> lol you wouldnt get it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> never moved from his back wall once
44:00 <Bastardly_One> too scary!
44:00 <Krissy> lol
44:00 <Marshy> It was safer over there
44:00 <TheRon> pete murray - so beautiful
44:00 <Krissy> we have all been to a Slowmover party
44:00 <TheRon> love this song
44:00 <Marshy> I heard it had a higher dose of herpies tho... the walls were nastay
44:00 <MysteriousShado> I've never been to one.
44:00 <Slowmover> hehehe party sluts!!
44:00 <ooomp> The courts would disagree Doodle
44:00 <MysteriousShado> I do recall him on here though.
44:00 <nate> not herpies!
44:00 <Doodle> the courts don't matter
45:00 <Slowmover> MysteriousShado, yep know u better like that :)
45:00 <ooomp> They do sp
45:00 <MysteriousShado> :)
45:00 <ooomp> So*
45:00 <Slowmover> so do we still asl here? rofl
45:00 <johninj4> why are you arguing about this now
45:00 <johninj4> just bone already
45:00 <MysteriousShado> I do.
45:00 <MysteriousShado> :')
45:00 <johninj4> work it out later
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Still dancing, Eric?
45:00 <ooomp> Yeah Doodle
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - We Can Work It Out.mp3 (3.11MB 192kbps Stereo 2:15)
45:00 <ooomp> Bone first pay later
45:00 <Slowmover> Yep sure am... in Level 3 modern teacher training
46:00 <Doodle> i think i'll just not bone and hang on to all my money
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Nice
46:00 <Slowmover> at least 3 nights a week and saturdays
46:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser?
46:00 <johninj4> what a monk
46:00 <nate> modern teacher? no yelling?
46:00 <ooomp> Doodle rejected me
46:00 <Slowmover> TheRon.. probably
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - I'm A Loser.mp3 (3.52MB 192kbps Stereo 2:33)
46:00 <Doodle> ?
46:00 <johninj4> it does seem that way
46:00 <ooomp> Doesn't want to fuck
46:00 <johninj4> i'm surprised
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who is going to that reunion in March?
46:00 <ooomp> Must be gay
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the irc one?
46:00 <johninj4> well thats one way of taking it
47:00 <MysteriousShado> IRC reunion?
47:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I should find out where it is and hide across the road with a sniper rifle
47:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm only going if Doodle does
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this old lot are having one 
47:00 <MysteriousShado> I'd like to meet a talking peen
47:00 <Marshy> Filled with jizz
47:00 <Doodle> where
47:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - when your love is gone
47:00 <MysteriousShado> IRC reunion
47:00 <Bastardly_One> RockerX was telling me about it last night 
48:00 <nate> b1 will take a chick home from the irc meet for sure
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was a tad excited at not seeing her for a while so rather wasted
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... not likely nate
48:00 <MysteriousShado> He will
48:00 <Vagisil> lol
48:00 <simba> yea his carer
48:00 <simba> ROFL
48:00 <Vagisil> the zline plan didnt work b1
48:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, excellent  burn
48:00 <simba> hell good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me while I go to ER to get that attended
49:00 <simba> ok lol
49:00 <TheRon> hows the vfl, sanfl and the wafl all on channel 7 this season
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix, what are you on about spastic?
49:00 <Vagisil> fuck that
49:00 <simba> kool
49:00 <Vagisil> its bbl
49:00 <Vagisil> remember when we were trying to figure out the best way to get me lined
49:00 <simba> but are they state specific or do we all get all of them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 got them over the ABC?
49:00 <TheRon> i'd say state specific
49:00 <Vagisil> i got zlined figured easiest way was to say my sisters real name right
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Jane Smith? :o
50:00 <Vagisil> i was gonn aget on flosses wifi when i got back to barker
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that will be shithouse ... ABC coverage is good without the adverts
50:00 <TheRon> 7 had the sanfl last season and it rated well
50:00 <Vagisil> and get her static ip zlined
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of Janes
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup Nikky?
50:00 <Vagisil> but it was lifted :(
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did it?
50:00 <simba> magpie power
50:00 <Vagisil> was fuckin devo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you said state based viewing
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey MysteriousShado.. not a lot - you?
50:00 <TheRon> 124,000 viewers for the grand final
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Saaaame
50:00 <MysteriousShado> :D
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the ABC had them all on too 
50:00 <TheRon> not bad for sa
51:00 <Vagisil> fuck football
51:00 <Vagisil> its crap
51:00 <Vagisil> kerry stokes money printing machine
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... let's talk about futball then
51:00 <Vagisil> LOL
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the real game 
51:00 <TheRon> futsal?
51:00 <Vagisil> pentagon poofters
51:00 <simba> footloose
52:00 <TheRon> kevin bacon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that as a double
52:00 <Bastardly_One> with Flashdance
52:00 <TheRon> hows kyrgios doing?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> at the old Regent Theatre
52:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One: can I pee on you?
53:00 <TheRon> foreigner - urgent
53:00 <Bastardly_One> One Nation founder Pauline Hanson is telling people not to buy Vegemite as part of her Halal registration crusade.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> She is driven by intolerance, writes Chris Kenny:
53:00 <TheRon> chris kenny is a dog fucker
53:00 <TheRon> the chaser said so
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/columnists/pauline-hansons-anti-halal-hysteria-demeans-the-broader-debate-on-islam/
54:00 <Vagisil> anti halal is fucking hilarious
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he still writes well in the Australian though TheRon
54:00 <simba> i dont like it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the few papers I'll still read
54:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One would lick pauline hansons arse
54:00 <Vagisil> its also funny as fuck that a redheaded queensland woman represents bogan australia
54:00 <simba>  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 racist trouble racist hate
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Vagisil> im a backdoor man yes i am
55:00 <Vagisil> ban the smart tick i reckon
55:00 <simba> my shopping trolly murdered
55:00 <Vagisil> my groceries jujst gone
55:00 <TheRon> ham and cheese toastie with a shedload of cheese anyone?
55:00 <Vagisil> why cant my blood be coloured white
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's tasty cheese
56:00 <TheRon> colby
56:00 <Vagisil> fuckin cheese
56:00 <Vagisil> bunghole
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and that shredded homebrand shit
56:00 <TheRon> block
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh colby
56:00 <Vagisil> all its good for is if u have a long drive between functioning toilets
56:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, that homebrand shredded could be a hell of a lot worse
57:00 <Bastardly_One> works out in toasties and things
57:00 <TheRon> jebediah - nothing lasts forever 
57:00 <TheRon> love this song
57:00 <Vagisil> omg i found this awesome song on the holidays
57:00 <Vagisil> and i fucking lost it
57:00 <Vagisil> shazam was being a right cunt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> people still use that?
58:00 <TheRon> whats a shazam?
58:00 <Vagisil> its an app
58:00 <Bastardly_One> next they'll be using Meshwhatever it was 
58:00 <Vagisil> it tell us the song ur listneing to
58:00 <Vagisil> tells u
58:00 <Vagisil> it listens to it via the microphone
58:00 <Vagisil> and then tells u the song and plays the lyrics for u karaoke style
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Bastardly_One> popular with the Indos
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for really bad rap songs, etc
59:00 <Vagisil> it was this awesome song by a dude
59:00 <Vagisil> about love or something
59:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One taylor swift in the top 100??
59:00 <Vagisil> seemed recent
59:00 <Vagisil> very acoustic
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is she?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
59:00 <TheRon> could be
59:00 <simba> i hope so
59:00 <simba> hope she wins
59:00 <Vagisil> yeh shes number 3
59:00 <TheRon> someone has a campaign going
00:00 <Nikky`> jealous by labrinth
00:00 <Vagisil> OMG THERES MY SONG
00:00 <Bastardly_One> right this minute I'm listening to Bad Religion
00:00 <simba> isnt it like everyone who thinks the hottest 100 is dumb which is everyone
00:00 <Vagisil> THANKYOU
00:00 <Vagisil> http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100
00:00 <Vagisil> number 2 is the song ive been trying to find LOL
00:00 <TheRon> triple j's hottest 100
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the vids to that were on last weekend 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> on Rage
00:00 <Bastardly_One> don't remember one of them now 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <TheRon> remember when the hottest 100 was good??
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
01:00 <simba> no
01:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud [Official Video] (Oct 7, 2014) 4:57 - Category: Music - 170,118,382 views - 1,210,000 likes (98.1%), 23,321 dislikes (1.9%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't get how "the kids" aren't bored out of their minds with the shit they're presented these days
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what happened to the music with balls?
01:00 <TheRon> no idea
01:00 <Buttstabber> you don't get anything Bastardly_One 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> with some passion?
01:00 <Buttstabber> like sex
02:00 <Vagisil> this song is so good
02:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - feel good inc
02:00 <simba> i think they are Bastardly_One which is why theyve seemingly fucked the hottest 100 with the talylor swift thing
02:00 <Christopher> Hi
03:00 <TheRon> triple j will be no longer if she does get ib
03:00 <Christopher> Fuck what's doing
03:00 <TheRon> in
03:00 <Christopher> TheRon: hi
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
03:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01 likes taylor swift
03:00 <Christopher> Hi freaky katatonic_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do like taylor swift
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> shake it out!
04:00 <Christopher> So do I
04:00 <TheRon> should she be in the hottst 100??
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, why not
04:00 <StrykerX> So who else is returning tonight?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am willing the old hotties
04:00 <TheRon> doesnt seem right to me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like mz_nightshadow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> remember her?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have a crush on her ... found her on FB the other day and still yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
05:00 <StrykerX> lol
05:00 <StrykerX> Sad.
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> i saw one of my ex's on facebook on the holidays
05:00 <Vagisil> i was so stoked i wasnt with her lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet she feels the same 
06:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <Vagisil> not worth running that burn under the tap :P
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> pervert!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Vagisil> we found love right where we areeeee
08:00 <simba> quest 4 the sonic bounty
08:00 <Vagisil> omg
08:00 <[Maverick]> yes
08:00 <Vagisil> 3 months til pitch perfect 2
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont know the big deal about Ed
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that album is a fluke
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has a lazy eye
09:00 <Vagisil> love this song
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and… his music is too lovey dovey
09:00 <Vagisil> this is my 2nd time thru since i found it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't produce another like it and the hype is too strong
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Vagisil> umm he already has hasnt he
09:00 <Vagisil> ed sheeran sing it or something
09:00 <johninj4> http://i.imgur.com/bOxBw7q.gif 
09:00 <simba> hes a pop star u jerk
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he was an alt darling
09:00 <Bastardly_One> who got lucky with his cute shit 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this album is a fluke
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
10:00 <Vagisil> oh well
10:00 <[Maverick]> right o 
10:00 <Vagisil> i love it like a cunt
10:00 <amsy> im a pop star
10:00 <Loof> ew pop
10:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/werslicendice/uptown-funk-slice-n-dice-bootleg
10:00 <Vagisil> hes done it in 1 song what bieber hasnt done in 40
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> well if you're using vagisil on your cunt, you must not love it that much
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the next one will be the same but you won't even know when it's out I bet 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's riding a nice bit of hype
10:00 <Doodle> fuck sake are you cunts still going on about cunts
10:00 <StrykerX> Bieber has 40 songs?
11:00 <Vagisil> yeh at least
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> stop talking about pop stars like theyre musicians
11:00 <StrykerX> Good lord..
11:00 <Vagisil> he sings.. 1 up on you simba :)
11:00 <simba> how do u know i dont sing
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose he plays guitar
11:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of 
11:00 <Vagisil> coz i do
11:00 <simba> no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 
12:00 <johninj4> simba sings what he chats
12:00 <Vagisil> lmao
12:00 <Vagisil> the gook homeless opera singer was good though
12:00 <simba> marla singer
12:00 <Vagisil> on gooks got talent
12:00 <johninj4> probably why she is homeless
12:00 <Vagisil> he
12:00 <johninj4> same thing
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Vagisil> LOL
12:00 <johninj4> never trust an asians sexuality
13:00 <simba> https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/969913_10151430939136956_1446787935_n.jpg?oh=ae17695ed47a3fba98c48651bb2b7b40&oe=556C5E49
13:00 <StrykerX> Or gender for that matter.
13:00 <johninj4> yes that
13:00 <Vagisil> OMG
13:00 <Vagisil> thats hilarious
13:00 <simba> or age
13:00 <Vagisil> ill see if i can find the video
13:00 <simba> theyre always lying about their age
13:00 <johninj4> yeh they always look a lot younger
13:00 <Vagisil> google homeless gook gooks got talent
13:00 <Vagisil> or is it .google
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <Vagisil> !buzzcocks
14:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKW-0VvjH0
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Karl Pilkington on Chinese people (May 15, 2010) 4:48 - Category: Entertainment - 96,821 views - 391 likes (96.8%), 13 dislikes (3.2%)
14:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ46Ot4_lLo
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Homeless Boy Steals The Talent Show (Jun 12, 2011) - Category: People & Blogs - 135,432,675 views - 811,921 likes (97.2%), 23,406 dislikes (2.8%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what is the Greek Mario called?
14:00 <simba> zeus
14:00 <Loof> i can hear a grinder somewhere, wonder if they're making swords
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Super Stanos?
15:00 <Vagisil> yeh
15:00 <simba> super stavros
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Vagisil> stavros
15:00 <simba> super stavros kai to xenetrotica xaro
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof yes ... to come and get you
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and slash all your lemons
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what a paranoid though you twit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> paranoid *thought
16:00 <Vagisil> lmao
16:00 <Vagisil> i farted
16:00 <Vagisil> and a speaker fell off the desk
16:00 <simba> i know ur just 16 but looking all of 21, thats because chinese look older
17:00 <Loof> people who know where i live have said they're coming to kill me and rape my wife and everyone saying i'm paranoid
17:00 <Loof> it's bizzare
17:00 <Vagisil> lmao
17:00 <Loof> even my own wife wants to put me in psych ward
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <amsy> lmao
17:00 <simba> chr*st
17:00 <Vagisil> im thinking about how people fall in love in mysterious wayyyysss
17:00 <amsy> karl pilkington owns
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Doodle> well she wont be able to after she's been mirdered will she
17:00 <simba> Loof pls dont get a gun 
17:00 <Doodle> murdered
18:00 <nate> they get a big jar of vagisil and drink it!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well good thing it's only irc and no one does fuck all loof - your safe dude
18:00 <Vagisil> hahahah
18:00 <Loof> wasn't irc
18:00 <Loof> was irl
18:00 <StrykerX> Loof has a wife?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
18:00 <StrykerX> Good lord.
18:00 <Vagisil> loof i wouldnt worry
18:00 <StrykerX> Loof, if your wife, Belle?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, someone through lemons at his house ... he went out to tell the to fuck off
18:00 <StrykerX> Is*
18:00 <Vagisil> i told barnett i was gonna fuck his mum on the holidays
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they mouthed at him 
18:00 <Vagisil> i havent done shit
18:00 <nate> is loof a lemon?
18:00 <Loof> and had a machete and threated my life
18:00 <Loof> you forgot that bit
19:00 <Loof> and said they're coming back
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you just added that bit right now
19:00 <simba> get a katana
19:00 <Loof> and i've had this shit happen before
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you said your wife has one 
19:00 <Vagisil> baby nowwwwww
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but you just added them having one right then
19:00 <Vagisil> take me into your loving arms
19:00 <Loof> our machetes suck
19:00 <simba> i saw him mention a machete the other day calm down
19:00 <Vagisil> kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
19:00 <Loof> they had a proper one
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up with the love stuff tiger 
19:00 <Vagisil> machetes suck cock
20:00 <Vagisil> get a samurai blade
20:00 <simba> katanas way cooler than gunz
20:00 <amsy> agreed.
20:00 <StrykerX> Oh, Loof has me on ignore
20:00 <StrykerX> rofl
20:00 <Loof> multiple armed people are coming and everyone says i'm overreacting
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Loof> people
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> why are they?
20:00 <Loof> random
21:00 <Loof> dont know who the fuck they are
21:00 <Doodle> multiple armed?
21:00 <simba> do you always keep your house locked
21:00 <Doodle> like more than 2?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do they wan a get you?
21:00 <amsy> how many arms?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> johninj4
21:00 <Doodle> looool
21:00 <Vagisil> yer
21:00 <Vagisil> youve prob only seen gendaito though
21:00 <Vagisil> not a katana
21:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see how bikies are donating money to the LNP over Newman?
21:00 <Loof> b1 you wont really care if you're wrong and i die tonight
22:00 <Loof> admit it
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <johninj4> he says they are
22:00 <johninj4> but he has no real proof
22:00 <Vagisil> newman will still be premier dont worry
22:00 <Vagisil> if he loses his seat theyre gonna swap seats
22:00 <johninj4> i did google what he said to do
22:00 <simba> newman [said like seinfeld]
22:00 <Loof> i've had this shit happen before
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/jan/25/bikies-donate-money-to-the-lnp-to-rubbish-campbell-newmans-claims?CMP=soc_567
22:00 <Vagisil> so good
22:00 <johninj4> and yeah some unions have had bikies do work for them
22:00 <johninj4> but its a long bow to draw
22:00 <Vagisil> but isnt that futile?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
22:00 <Vagisil> newmans national isnt he?
23:00 <Loof> got my head split open with a wooden pole last time i had home invaders
23:00 <johninj4> bikies>unions>donation money>LNP
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, resistance is futile 
23:00 <Vagisil> lol
23:00 <Doodle> from cunts to politicians, the topic never varies much here does it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> next it will be about sex
23:00 <Loof> or food
23:00 <Loof> or nickys car
23:00 <Vagisil> OMG LOL
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Brisbane Rebels motorcycle club president Mick Kosenko told Guardian Australia on Sunday that up to 15 Rebels chapters had donated money to the LNP “just to prove the fact that they can’t prove where their funds are coming from either”.
23:00 <Vagisil> campbell newman is LNP
23:00 <Vagisil> and the bikies have donated to LNP
23:00 <Vagisil> hahahahahahahahaha
23:00 <Vagisil> omg
24:00 <Nikky`> My car is good
24:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <Vagisil> oh
24:00 <Vagisil> thats not the point of the donation
24:00 <ooomp> Cunts and politicians at/by the hands of numerous sausages in here
24:00 <Vagisil> i get it now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's weird as fuck Waix though
24:00 <Vagisil> fuck LNP
24:00 <Doodle> lol ooomp
24:00 <Doodle> thauthageth
24:00 <Vagisil> its just to proove that lnp cant proove where its money comes from
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Labor can't prove they haven't so the Rebels to the other side to prove you really can't prove it 
25:00 <Vagisil> ie kerry stokes, rupert murdoch 
25:00 <Vagisil> yeah
25:00 <Vagisil> i hope it was only $1
25:00 <Vagisil> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of seems retarded ... to waste money twice
25:00 <johninj4> i meant labor, the bikies have supposibly handled some discussions for the CFMEU
25:00 <johninj4> which i wouldn't doubt
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> join a union or else!
25:00 <Vagisil> i dont care what a person is
25:00 <Vagisil> its their actions that make them a cunt
25:00 <johninj4> yeh lol
25:00 <Vagisil> something LNP dont fuckin understand
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha totally
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> actions speak louder than words!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
26:00 <Doodle> lets all us qlders talk about qld politics in the melb channel
26:00 <Loof> oh i checked if you can get a gun when you have a mental illness
26:00 <Loof> you can
26:00 <Doodle> and enthrall everyone
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty fucking loud
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> loofa, you can't
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon if I yelled out the window Doodle might here me 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> -a
26:00 <Vagisil> yeh u can
26:00 <johninj4> eh, i am going to give them all the same number
26:00 <johninj4> as usual
27:00 <johninj4> totally shit
27:00 <Vagisil> its like driving in russia
27:00 <Vagisil> you can drive is you're a transexual
27:00 <Vagisil> as long as no one knows ur a transexual
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <Doodle> .
27:00 <Vagisil> didnt u hear
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you trans vagisil?
27:00 <johninj4> yeah they actually introduced that law
27:00 <Vagisil> russia is making it illegal for fags to drive
27:00 <Bastardly_One> trannie can't drive in Russia now?
27:00 <johninj4> no trannys are meant to drive
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Vagisil> theyve done fetishists, etc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking spastic
27:00 <Vagisil> now theyre going after flat out homosexuals
28:00 <johninj4> they always have
28:00 <Vagisil> stupid country
28:00 <Doodle> god
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> russia has vigilante groups bashing gays
28:00 <johninj4> if they had more blacks they would hate them too
28:00 <Vagisil> yep
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> doing HORRIBLE stuff
28:00 <simba> russian gay bashing videos are hot online
28:00 <Doodle> like bumsexing them
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, give a fuck what anyone does in the privacy of their own bedroom
28:00 <Doodle> simba knows
28:00 <Vagisil> http://www.advocate.com/world/2015/01/08/russia-now-says-trans-people-cant-have-drivers-licenses
28:00 <johninj4> yeah inviting gays around pretending to be gay and then humiliating them
28:00 <simba> the portugese hate fags 2
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep - or bashing the fuck out of them
28:00 <Doodle> jamaicans
29:00 <Doodle> hate fags
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> and video taping it
29:00 <johninj4> batty boi
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
29:00 <simba> beer can
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Buju Banton - Batty Rider.mp3 (4.97MB 192kbps Stereo 3:37)
29:00 <johninj4> lol
29:00 <Loof> kate yes you can
29:00 <Vagisil> i really hope someone nukes the shit out of russia
29:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly, who cares if it's not even in their own bedrooms ... if they're walking around not causing any shit like any other normal person is 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> then who the fuck cares?
29:00 <johninj4> yeah thats what i think
29:00 <Vagisil> because the people are in on it now
29:00 <Doodle> i heard vladimir putin wears nipple tassels under his suit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> even kinksters are judged negatively
29:00 <Vagisil> its not just the govt
29:00 <Vagisil> its the people of russia advocating it
29:00 <johninj4> a uber driver in sydney kicked two gays out of his cab for kissing in the backseat
30:00 <Vagisil> yeh
30:00 <Vagisil> he got the sack didnt he
30:00 <simba> but gays are really flamboyant and they speak in that high pitched annoying whine
30:00 <johninj4> even thats a bit much as much as i don't really like seeing it myself
30:00 <simba> theyre shoving it in my face!!!!
30:00 <Vagisil> simba.. so do women
30:00 <Loof> http://www.sportingshootermag.com.au/news/mental-health-and-firearms-licences
30:00 <simba> but thats y we love em
30:00 <johninj4> yeah like Matthew gay
30:00 <johninj4> that shit is annoying
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <johninj4> gives gay people a bad name
30:00 <ooomp> I want to shirt front Doodle
30:00 <Doodle> oer
30:00 <simba> he gives gays a terrible name
30:00 <Vagisil> im totally open to falling in love with a dude
30:00 <simba> he makes people hate gays
30:00 <Vagisil> id never fuck him though
30:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> falling in love with a dude by frank sinatra
31:00 <ooomp> He'd fuck you?
31:00 <Vagisil> LOL
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Vagisil> no
31:00 <nate> vagisil such a tease
31:00 <Vagisil> we'd have seperate beds in the same room
31:00 <Vagisil> but we would love each other
31:00 <johninj4> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this suspicion Pieter is leaning towards homo
31:00 <Vagisil> and play cs go
31:00 <Vagisil> and be happy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he really has a lot of homo traits when you think about it 
31:00 <Vagisil> hardly.. he doesnt wash
31:00 <simba> u would eventually have sex 
31:00 <johninj4> i'm sure piet has done lots of things for drugs he would rather not speak of
31:00 <Loof> when you're fucked up on meth any hole will do maybe
31:00 <Vagisil> nope
31:00 <ooomp> Vagisil would be drunk and taking it
32:00 <[Maverick]> He is always taking it 
32:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/rlgrime/valhalla
32:00 <[Maverick]> His wife wears the pants ;) 
32:00 <Vagisil> u can fall in love with a dude without the dude knowing
32:00 <Doodle> .
32:00 <Vagisil> im just saying.. im open to falling in love with a dude.. it might happen
32:00 <Doodle> dont send him flowers?
32:00 <Vagisil> i cant say it will.. or wont happen
32:00 <simba> im open to being a millionare
32:00 <Vagisil> exactly
32:00 <Vagisil> you never know wot ur brain is gonna do
32:00 <johninj4> lol
33:00 <johninj4> totally unpredictable
33:00 <Vagisil> im open to voting liberal... 
33:00 <Vagisil> but loads of things would have to change
33:00 <Vagisil> its just a name after all
33:00 <[Maverick]> I hope you never breed Vagisil
33:00 <Vagisil> LOL
33:00 <johninj4> eh i'm not all mad at tony, i just see it as someone had to come in and clean up all the beauracracy
33:00 <johninj4> but he should leave now
34:00 <doctor> still more red tape that needs to go
34:00 <simba> voting is a good opportunity to write down how much of ocarina of time you can remember on the voting sheet
34:00 <ooomp> Vote 1 Pauline Hanson
34:00 <Vagisil> i want to drop him in ethiopia
34:00 <Vagisil> with nothing except his budgie smugglers
34:00 <Vagisil> and see how he gets home
34:00 <doctor> get bit tired of seeing the direction things are headed
34:00 <Loof> in america you're allowed to shoot home intruders, here they're protected
34:00 <Loof> straya
35:00 <Vagisil> yeh
35:00 <simba> but ur allowed to kill niggers over there
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> rofl
35:00 <johninj4> only if you are a cop
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> for a price
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
35:00 <simba> seems like u just have to be fat and white
35:00 <johninj4> lol
36:00 <Loof> i'm in!
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Vagisil> u just have show u used reasonable force
36:00 <johninj4> yeah well that guy was a wannabe cop
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? it's cold outside
36:00 <johninj4> now he is in shit again
36:00 <Vagisil> if the thief in your home has a blade or something
36:00 <Vagisil> shoot him
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> its cooler in sydney now too
36:00 <Loof> b1 winter is coming
36:00 <Vagisil> and just say he was coming at you
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> love winter!
36:00 <Vagisil> if he doesnt have a blade, hit him with a chair
36:00 <johninj4> or just shoot him and then plant the blade
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> love, love, love winter
36:00 <johninj4> like a pro
36:00 <Vagisil> lol yes
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't come fast enough!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, hope so ... me too kate ... summer is the work of evil
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
37:00 <nate> i also cant come fast enough
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my birthday is in winter too
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cake, winter and presents = winning
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh? Leo?
37:00 <Doodle> fu john
37:00 <johninj4> not in the northern hemisphere
37:00 <Doodle> fu
37:00 <Loof> why do they keep saying winter is coming on Game of thrones when it never does
37:00 <johninj4> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... I'm a spring baby
37:00 <johninj4> it doesn;t?
37:00 <johninj4> well that ruins it for me
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> virgo?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <Loof> jlol
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Winter shows up with he finally finishes the fucking story
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and the starks live happily ever after I guess
38:00 <johninj4> yeh...
38:00 <johninj4> after they get killed and stuff
38:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about the walker dudes
38:00 <johninj4> i have only read book 2 though
39:00 <amsy> the stark
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ice zombies?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... but the tomboy will survive
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> when do they take over?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, you they're bringing winter past the wall
39:00 <Loof> she grew up to be awkward looking
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and coming to kick arse
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the ending I predict
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or should I say hope for
39:00 <johninj4> they are still writing another book
39:00 <johninj4> that is the whole pretence though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> all Stark's efforts for nothing
40:00 <Loof> how many books are there?
40:00 <johninj4> winter coming from behind the wall, the activity is stirring
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i can't remember if i watched the whole series 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be the best bitter ending ever
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone loves a good ice zombie story
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be a great ending ... everyone would be expecting Stark and co to overcome
40:00 <Nikky`> I can't say i've ever watched Game of Thrones
40:00 <simba> me 2
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and nope, they get past the wall and go sick 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be great
40:00 <Bastardly_One> don't watch the series
41:00 <johninj4> what season are you up to b1?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> read the books
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you're not missing out on much
41:00 <johninj4> ohh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and wait for the fucker to finish them!
41:00 <johninj4> yeah the starks seem to have a lot of dilemas
41:00 <johninj4> so i dunno
41:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm up to the end of last season by the way
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nikky - totes watch vikings
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> its the best show ever!
41:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
41:00 <Loof> agreed
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt guys
41:00 <Loof> vikings > got
41:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> with beards!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Vikings is up to season 3 now
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> doing sexy stuff
42:00 <Nikky`> I'm good Zade, you?
42:00 <Krsybug> I have never watched game of thrones either. no idea what its about
42:00 <Zade> yeah ok ta
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit ... I can't get other people into it for some reason
42:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ppl say that Kate but, well
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what really pissed me off with the first ever ep of GoT was the way they missed the prologue completely
42:00 <Vagisil> i almost got sucked into it over xmas
42:00 <Vagisil> mum wanted to watch it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to let you understand about the shit beyond the wal
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *wall
42:00 <Vagisil> she bowed out when they were gonna kill one of the wolf puppies
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7zxm35yal8
43:00 <Vagisil> so never got sucked into it
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VIKINGS [Season 1 Trailer 720p] (Jun 22, 2014) 1:12 - Category: Film & Animation - 9,562 views - 8 likes (57.1%), 6 dislikes (42.9%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> regardless of wenches watching Vikings for a perv
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd so let ragnar pillage me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's awesome
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> it os
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so would someone I am stalking 
43:00 <Vagisil> is ragnar jason momoa?
43:00 <Loof> kate he's australian
43:00 <Loof> stalk him
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
43:00 <Vagisil> oh
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ex model 
44:00 <Loof> really?
44:00 <Loof> wow
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
44:00 <Lwaxana> MeGusta: waves
44:00 <Vagisil> which one was jason momoa
44:00 <Vagisil> the leader of the dudes that rode horses and didnt speak english
44:00 <Vagisil> married the blonde haired chick
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you're on GoT
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first book
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://fashion.lilithezine.com/Travis-Fimmel.html
44:00 <Vagisil> yeh its like ep 2
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Loof> how many books are there?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is his name? damn it!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> check the package out on him! YEW
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's like technically Dragon King I guess and doesn't know it 
45:00 <Vagisil> yeh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, about 8 but 5 parts ... 2 of them come in 2 parts
45:00 <Vagisil> khal drogo
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the guy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that race 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they take no shit and seem to see things totally black and white
46:00 <Vagisil> yeh
46:00 <Vagisil> id watch it if the sex scenes were pornographic lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> in the book the marriage consumation is handled really well actually
47:00 <Loof> i hope sansa dies
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes across as having sensitivity and a brain
47:00 <Loof> opportunist ho
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not the goon in the series
47:00 <Vagisil> kimmels cock looks cut
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
48:00 <Vagisil> fimmel*I
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what makes the books so good is 
48:00 <Loof> the movie
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good - best cocks are cut
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> each chapter is told from the characters views of what is happening
48:00 <StrykerX> Hi norti, asl?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so Caitlin's chapter might be different from Ned's
48:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> norti is an old man around my age
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but a good bloke
49:00 <Loof> hi norti
49:00 <norti> hi StrykerX i am an old croc
49:00 <norti> hi Loof
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes old boy?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't said hello for ages
50:00 <Loof> oldboy
50:00 <Loof> good movie
50:00 <StrykerX> Hot
50:00 <Vagisil> id fuck sean beans missus
50:00 <Vagisil> cant remember what ive seen her in
50:00 <norti> not too bad and you B1
50:00 <Vagisil> but id bang the living daylights out of her
50:00 <Bastardly_One> norti, same old same old ... kickin' along ... sleep would be good one day but ya get that
50:00 <Vagisil> ahh
50:00 <Vagisil> 6pm
50:00 <Vagisil> time for the storm to start
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
51:00 <norti> yep :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe how good Bad Religion were once
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this album is sooooooooooooooooooo good
51:00 <johninj4> lol
51:00 <Vagisil> cant stop listening to this song
52:00 <Vagisil> lol
52:00 <Vagisil> b1... you heard of nissan cimas?
52:00 <Vagisil> f50s
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I have now?
52:00 <Vagisil> im thinking about importing one
52:00 <Vagisil> but i cant find out if the dash can be changed to english n shit
53:00 <Vagisil> fuckin japs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Bad Religion - Generator ... fucking brilliant album
53:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe how old it is
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I remember where I was when I first heard it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> flashback to the war!
53:00 <Vagisil> thats my cousins era
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *skanks around the room*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> skanking is that running around in circles shit kids
54:00 <beagle> cats meowing wants to go out but i have to :/
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not slutting
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm skanking around my chair between posts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how old am I?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 12?
54:00 <Loof> times 100 :P
54:00 <simba> imagine u in da pit
54:00 <simba> i cant even go in a pit anymore
55:00 <simba> too much energy needed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was at the Descendents 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> for half a song
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then had to go side stage again
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly died!
55:00 <Loof> didn't a chick die?
55:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-IHZ-1QtOk
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... so yeah I know what ya mean 
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince Andrew breaks silence about sex claims (Jan 22, 2015) 2:49 - Category: Entertainment - 1,263 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
55:00 <Loof> at a big day out or something
55:00 <Loof> squashed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the chick that died at the BDO with Limp Biscuit
55:00 <Digerati> they still have BDO ?
55:00 <Loof> yeah that was it
55:00 <simba> yea chix ded
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Fred Durst was pretty livid about that 
56:00 <beagle> hello,simba
56:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't hold the band responsible but organisers
56:00 <Digerati> boozer day
56:00 <Digerati> boozer day out
56:00 <simba> and 1 died in perth like 5 years ago now cos she was scared her pills would get taken so she ate em all at once and died of heatstroke
56:00 <Digerati> booze day out
56:00 <simba> and the bdo forum made all these memes about it and got shut down
56:00 <simba> it was huge
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and they had to change a fuck of a lot of safety measures because of it 
56:00 <British^Meat> heh stroke
56:00 <Digerati> fuking pissheads the aussies i reckon mate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's right simba
56:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot about that 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a tip
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dont drop 4 grams of hash
57:00 <Digerati> that's how i became an alco
57:00 <Digerati> by going out with mates
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and forget you have on a summers day at a festival in 38 degrees
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
57:00 <Digerati> peer pressure
57:00 <British^Meat> lol
57:00 <Loof> wasn't it eccies?
57:00 <British^Meat> saw that coming
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and then the Beasts of Bourbon came on 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck that hurt
58:00 <Digerati> bm, it's life, it's friends
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire day hurt until I came down a bit
58:00 <Digerati> least they took me home when drunk
58:00 <Digerati> i will give them that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so a load of pills would really do damage ... not surprised she died
58:00 <Digerati> they can't be complete assholes
58:00 <Digerati> i did shout heaps
59:00 <Digerati> i aint greedy
59:00 <simba> lol ok
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants a delicious burger? ... I'm gonna go buy one I think from the famous Hamburger Cart
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when I can be fucked moving
00:00 <Vagisil> fart
00:00 <simba> at prob 2008 bdo in the mainstage there was this circle of old blokes smoking weed out of a pipe and they gave my friends and i some cones and that weed fucked us up so much it was awesome
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a pie floater ... only place I know where to get them is in Syd though
00:00 <simba> it made Muse absolutely terrible and feel like 1 track went for hours
00:00 <Bastardly_One> unless I make my own at home
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's how Muse sound normally
00:00 <johninj4> lol simba
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and they did on that BDO tour
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they sounded like that here too without any help
01:00 <[Maverick]> muse are a wicked band
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they just went on and on and on that tour
01:00 <simba> i had to leave the D cos the music was so slowed down
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but Matt Bellamy needs to learn some humility
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love ….. starlight
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, we know you're an awesome guitar player
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lose the ego cunt
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop having tantrums side stage!
02:00 <simba> we ended up standing in the boiler room watching crystal method eating hjs burgers in amonsgt the ravers
02:00 <[Maverick]> You need to stop trying to be the worlds best music critic you talentless old hack. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched Lilly Allen yell at him for being a wanker side stage
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that was pretty funny
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she was all support the abos that tour
02:00 <johninj4> she can yell at me anyday
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <simba> she was KOOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' A John
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My fave muse song is probably Plug in Baby
03:00 <simba> i think thats what they opened with
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or Problemetic 
03:00 <simba> cos i remember the long intro felt so long
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you the song 
04:00 <[Maverick]> You would be able to get a rodeo fuck out of Lilly Allen. Root her doggystyle and call her Katy Perry and hold the fuck on. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
04:00 <simba> no it was "knights of cydonia" that shit had a long intro
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like Nirvana mav
04:00 <[Maverick]> ?
04:00 <[Maverick]> No it doesn't 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I love that instrumental simba
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean it sounds like heaven
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that nirvana you tool
05:00 <[Maverick]> and one of your "on the road" quips is not going to change that fact 
05:00 <British^Meat> :)
05:00 <British^Meat> stop saying, I Bastardly_One
05:00 <British^Meat> U really arent that interesting 
05:00 <simba> I, Bastardly_One starring will smith
05:00 <British^Meat> i have i want i did i can i went i once i saw
05:00 <British^Meat> lol this guy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbB-mICjkQM
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Plug In Baby (Feb 8, 2010) 3:41 - Category: Music - 7,958,365 views - 44,104 likes (98.7%), 601 dislikes (1.3%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> still one of the best songs 
06:00 <johninj4> I & I
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the guitar work is amazing
06:00 <[Maverick]> that moment when someone is trying to be a musical tyrant.
06:00 <simba> bellers
07:00 <Picard> who is watching tennis?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen Matt Bellamy's latest guitar though?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a computer with strings on it almost
07:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty fucking high tech 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> now all Muse have to do is stop sounding like Queen meet the Beatles
08:00 <simba> havent heard n e thing out of them 4 years
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and going back to Plug in Baby style
08:00 <Picard> no personal details in here thanks Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> after I hear this song I'll link the favourite I can never spell 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I love with Matt goes falsetto in this at the end
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there he goes ... song must be nearly finished
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> updates
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My fave is this 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I81o4_GEZac
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Map of the Problematique live @ Glastonbury 2010 (Jul 2, 2010) 6:24 - Category: Music - 128,558 views - 798 likes (99.1%), 7 dislikes (0.9%)
10:00 <StrykerX> Up to the second updates on music
10:00 <StrykerX> IRC <3
10:00 <simba> IRC <3
10:00 <British^Meat> dudes type thier inner monlogues on irc, weird
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpaLu14DZYE
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Map of the Problematique (Live Jools Holland) (May 8, 2010) 4:54 - Category: Music - 159,064 views - 1,220 likes (99%), 12 dislikes (1%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a better version
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone not like this song?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... epic
12:00 <simba> these big day outs had some exceptionally gay line ups tho
12:00 <simba> boy was i gay
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that one was the last one I went to 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I really wanted to see Lilly Allen of all people
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she reminds me heaps of an ex who's a high school teacher in London
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and they use to go to the same local apparently so there ya go 
13:00 <simba> mike paten
13:00 <simba> that was 1 of the best bdo sets i saw
13:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hStSdVNBXdM
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 05. FANTOMAS - Der Golem (Live @ Big Day Out 2009) (Jul 24, 2009) 2:47 - Category: Music - 18,466 views - 127 likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this soundwave is possibly one of the last I am getting to go to for othing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw them at an indoor place on that tour
14:00 <simba> lol hes dressed as a cricketer
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Mike Patton is a genius ... the end
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this year you'll get the white suit and cane act
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a recent FNM show so it'll be the same set/tour I'd suggest
15:00 <simba> whos he touring as
15:00 <Loof> happy carefree people rule the world
15:00 <simba> is it FNM
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
16:00 <Bastardly_One> FNM have been payed that much money to play
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest they can all live comfortable off this tour for say ... 2 yrs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's your fave song!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk9fj4pAJ3I
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse Knight Of Cydonia-Later with Jools Holland Live HD (May 24, 2011) 6:04 - Category: Music - 182,727 views - 1,347 likes (98.9%), 15 dislikes (1.1%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 that song
17:00 <Bastardly_One> come ride with me along the veins of history
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this version is the short live version though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who actually started the Muse convo?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to know who to blame for the fact I cannot stop now
18:00 <simba> me 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was really getting into Bad Religion too ... but oh well
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be right ... arsehole
19:00 <simba> cant listen 2 muse now, but fantomas rox
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... have you heard the opera he part wrote?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy can sing ANYTHING ... so talented
20:00 <Bastardly_One> look for the album by Loveage he sings on too 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's different 
20:00 <simba> dont think so
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and his vocal album of just him making noises
20:00 <Bastardly_One> is pure genius too
20:00 <simba> he can prob speak 10 languages
20:00 <Loof> raging insanity, myself is after me
21:00 <Loof> freyed ends of sanity, hear them calling.. hear them calling me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> his wife is italian ... hence he can speak that perfectly ... and boy is she hot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and spanish and a few others he can fake for shows but if you tried to get him to converse in them he'll admit he can't
22:00 <Bastardly_One> when I grow up I wanna be either mike patton or trent reznor
22:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhOjMI7F8g yes v nice
22:00 <Bastardly_One> can never decide which
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mondo Cane - Ore D'amore (Nov 27, 2007) 3:41 - Category: Music - 224,061 views - 726 likes (98.4%), 12 dislikes (1.6%)
22:00 <simba> i wanna be the rock
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both gods
23:00 <Loof> choose mike, trent is cray cray
23:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Mondo are bringing out a new album
23:00 <simba> when i grow up i wanna be like my movie hero BRADLEY COOPER and snipe all the dirty aarubs! USA! USA!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and touring too ... not sure but they could be on the Soundwave bill 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, read Chris Lyle's real story
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy is a complete liar
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesse Ventura sued his arse off for the lies about him too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and his Black Water private military
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was used in the Boston Bombing
25:00 <slinky_J> yeah yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't be crazy married to this 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> YUM!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3pDuJeMqQ
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Destroy Angels - Ice age (Nov 28, 2012) 7:17 - Category: Music - 915,779 views - 9,105 likes (95.5%), 428 dislikes (4.5%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's trent's wife and his other band 
26:00 <Loof> did you know he used to beat his band members?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I love HtdA ... and she has the best voice
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dude they were that high
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that trent was close to drilling a hole in his head
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Loof> heroiiiiiiiiiiin, be the death of me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> at the suggestion of a Jim Rose Circus sideshow member
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they were sitting around making some wenches eat dog food out of bowls apparently
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and got bored and nearly did the drill in head
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for "something to do"
27:00 <simba> sounds classicly american
27:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/YQ6U4aT.gifv
28:00 <amsy> jellyfish :)))))
28:00 <Loof> no u
28:00 <Loof> :P
28:00 <Pieter> youre a jellyfish
29:00 <Pieter> i really wanna go pat that friendly stingray
29:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know they're the only creature to live without a brain?
29:00 <Loof> besides pieter
29:00 <Pieter> theres a stingray that loves pats , i think its in nz
29:00 <Pieter> ahh blow me Loof , youre of no importance
29:00 <Pieter> fuck knows why youre living :/
29:00 <Pieter> god works in mysterious ways :/
29:00 <amsy> hahahaha n BOOM
29:00 <Pieter> hes a funny fucker when it came to creating you
29:00 <Pieter> :)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxcDTUMLQJI
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2 - Mysterious Ways (Dec 14, 2009) 4:06 - Category: Music - 5,741,462 views - 15,117 likes (98.2%), 271 dislikes (1.8%)
30:00 <Loof> what is more powerful; a flys's brain or earths most powerful supercomputer?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the fly's
31:00 <Loof> awesome
31:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
31:00 <British^Meat> Loof and his ciggie butt bran
31:00 <British^Meat> heh bran
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and bullshit flies only live about 48hrs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we've all had that blow fly that lives for 2 months
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or even a house fly
32:00 <Loof> least we dont get march flies
32:00 <Loof> hated those fuckers in qld
32:00 <Bastardly_One> bugging the complete shit out of you
32:00 <Loof> they sting
32:00 <Bastardly_One> do we call them horse flies down here?
33:00 <Loof> dunno
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the blue or green backs?
33:00 <johninj4> marsh flies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or yellowish?
33:00 <johninj4> i thought march too
33:00 <johninj4> lol
33:00 <Loof> haha
33:00 <Loof> my whole life i thought it was march
33:00 <johninj4> same man
33:00 <amsy> .... me too :/
33:00 <simba> hahaha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I did too
33:00 <Doodle> uh
33:00 <simba> n BOOM
33:00 <Doodle> it is march fly
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... you sure?
33:00 <johninj4> ohhh wait
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I thought
34:00 <Doodle> same as a horsefly
34:00 <johninj4> maybe whoever told me that is wrong
34:00 <simba> 1 of the best parts about england was literally no flies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so they are horseflies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
34:00 <johninj4> http://www.exploroz.com/Forum/Topic/75325/March_flies_compared_to_Marsh_Flies.aspx 
34:00 <Doodle> yeah but all those poms
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those cunts hurt ... true story
34:00 <British^Meat>  bumblebees
35:00 <Loof> fire ants are cunts
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but march flies are horseflies ... I don't care about the argument ... I just wanted to know if that was right 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Loof> got bit on the sack by one of them once
35:00 <johninj4> greenants are shit too
35:00 <johninj4> never seen a fireant
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fire ants I've never seen in the world except Qld
35:00 <johninj4> thank god
35:00 <Loof> might have been green ants
35:00 <simba> a horse fly would be awesome
35:00 <Loof> those fuckers in qld that bite you
35:00 <johninj4> i think we have both
36:00 <Loof> dayum
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know which was which
36:00 <Bastardly_One> one is like greeny
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other is like red brown
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not to be confused with meat ants
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the brown ones
36:00 <johninj4> yeah
36:00 <Loof> earwigs hurt like fuck too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fire ants are brighter
36:00 <johninj4> qld is pretty bad for bugs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's call tropical weather
36:00 <Doodle> my cat walks up to earwigs and sniffs them
36:00 <Doodle> gets bitten
36:00 <johninj4> lol
37:00 <Doodle> has a spastic
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... do you know why cats always touch things with their nose though?
37:00 <Loof> i wonder if spiderbites hurt, or if you dont feel it till it's too late
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the most sensitive part of their body
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that bad on their nose
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that *pad
37:00 <Doodle> pretty sure it's their arsehole
37:00 <Bastardly_One> helps them work out if fire burns and shit
38:00 <Mew> white tip bites suck dick
38:00 <Doodle> that almost sounded erotic
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not that you'd know if you have a cat in winter
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem to have no fire risk evaluation at all 
38:00 <Loof> white tips = white tails?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me cat that fire will burn
38:00 <Mew> Yeah lol
38:00 <Loof> hate them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bullshit human ... watch me sit IN it
39:00 <Mew> My friend went to hospital for one yesterday
39:00 <Loof> fuck :(
39:00 <Loof> we have them everywhere
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they thought my elbow might of been a white tail at first
39:00 <Doodle> i killed one last night
39:00 <Loof> i see one every other day just about
39:00 <Mew> big bite on his leg now he's taking 13 antibiotics a day lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> as I killed one just before that happened
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and spiders usually come in twos
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you leave its friend over the wall for a bit the other one will show up
40:00 <Loof> will spiders just come and bit you while ur sleeping?
40:00 <Mew> we've all been bitten by them before
40:00 <Mew> some people react worse though
40:00 <Mew> I think its actually flesh eating or something
40:00 <johninj4> spiders are assholes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I know of Loof ... they're pretty placid things unless attacke
41:00 <Bastardly_One> d
41:00 <Loof> cool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh huntsman
41:00 <Bastardly_One> those cunts PLAY with you
41:00 <Loof> i haven't seen an scorpians in vic thankfully
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if they know you're scared of spiders I reckons huntsmen play with you
41:00 <Loof> mate of mine in qld found one in his shoe
41:00 <Mew> we get centipedes here they're disgusting
41:00 <Mew> h8 everything about them
41:00 <Doodle> i've seen scorpions here
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen a centipede for years
42:00 <Doodle> in my parents backyard
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, since I was a kid maybe
42:00 <Loof> dayum
42:00 <Doodle> tiny ones tho
42:00 <Doodle> and yes
42:00 <Mew> I hadnt seen one ever til I moved to the island
42:00 <Doodle> i ran like a little bitch
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> know what I found in Sebas once Doodle?
42:00 <Loof> man i love you cunts brb
42:00 <Doodle> your dignity?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> seen an orange hunstman?
42:00 <Doodle> lol YES
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're from nothern states
42:00 <Doodle> i've seen a yellow one too
43:00 <Doodle> there was a baby one on my fridge last night about the size of a 10c piece
43:00 <Mew> I feel like there's a million spiders on me rn
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if they're from warmer climes though
43:00 <Doodle> i murderised it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are they doing in sebas?
43:00 <johninj4> with fire?
43:00 <Doodle> no lol
43:00 <Doodle> with spray
43:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen them in Vic before ever
43:00 <johninj4> you need to do it with fire or they just hatch into 100 mini spiders
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was so stoned and freaked
43:00 <Doodle> haha
43:00 <Doodle> onoes
43:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10711041_10152747683713376_5356543210011918316_n.jpg?oh=04bf6998ebe1a9a709df3087660bd3ec&oe=5529A13C
43:00 <johninj4> lol 
43:00 <Doodle> i've lived in a huntsman infested house before so he was nothing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law won't plug the little hole up they liked to make nests in either
44:00 <Bastardly_One> "its only spiders"
44:00 <Doodle> ONLY
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well who has to smoke bongs in the laundry cunt not you huh?
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> not me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be like checking the bong all the time
44:00 <Loof> aren't huntsman harmless and kill other bad spiders?
44:00 <Loof> heard that
45:00 <Doodle> yup
45:00 <Loof> or was that daddy long legs?
45:00 <johninj4> daddy long legs are meant to do that
45:00 <Loof> ah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> both I think
45:00 <johninj4> i dunno much about huntsmen
45:00 <Doodle> huntsmen are harmeless
45:00 <Doodle> -e
45:00 <Maurice> Hutsmen are just fucking hairy and gross
45:00 <Bastardly_One> huntsmen/wolf spiders
45:00 <Maurice> Like Loofs wife
45:00 <Maurice> BAM
45:00 <johninj4> ohh they are those big penny spiders yeh?
45:00 <Doodle> they just look like they will take your arm off
45:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One do you ever shut up
45:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha
45:00 <johninj4> yeh they are alright
45:00 <Loof> yeah they huge
45:00 <Buttstabber> or do you believe you're an expert on everything?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to tell a US person what a hunstmen is just say wolf spider
45:00 <johninj4> i don't like them near me
45:00 <Buttstabber> like you always just fucking type crap man
45:00 <johninj4> but if they stay over on the far wall its ok
45:00 <Buttstabber> you're full of shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen docos on them in the bush?
45:00 <Buttstabber> shut up
46:00 <Loof> i really like cockroaches
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they are fast
46:00 <Maurice> I had a wolf spider in my hair, I didn't appreciate that
46:00 <Doodle> here 
46:00 <Buttstabber> you don't know crap cause you watched docos
46:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10407093_10152841307407839_3891384028992534437_n.jpg?oh=14d3d1fb32801453001b767094c93f0b&oe=5523CBB3&__gda__=1428779724_d950bb6b93e08fa81d7057005b797f77
46:00 <Buttstabber> or you read wiki
46:00 <Buttstabber> you're just a nobody with no money b1
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cockroaches and I have major issues
46:00 <Buttstabber> you don't know crap
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand flying insects
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even big moths bother me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> only way you can kill a roach is directly behind 
47:00 <bee_girl> big moths rock
47:00 <Maurice> Lol 8 legged cheetah
47:00 <Loof> i'm so sick of moths
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunts have almost 360 sensors
47:00 <johninj4> just attack everything with a can of spray and a lighter
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl, those big rain fuckers ... bogons?
47:00 <johninj4> if it survives attack it again
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off out of here with bogon moths
47:00 <bee_girl> lol
48:00 <Buttstabber> Bastardly_One cries over insects like a fucking girl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they dive bomb me bad
48:00 <Buttstabber> what a fucking wuss
48:00 <Mew> do they have mullets?
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
48:00 <Buttstabber> bet he fucking pisses himself too
48:00 <Doodle> bogongs
48:00 <British^Meat> thats coz they think youre bald pale slap head is the moon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pay that 
48:00 <bee_girl> i got over shit like that living in the bush... ur outnumbered, u just need to deal with it...
48:00 <Loof> nobody likes, nobody likes a bogon
48:00 <Doodle> yeah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't deal with it 
48:00 <Doodle> i dont care about bugs much
48:00 <johninj4> lol i had a magpie peck a hole through the top of my bike helmet once
48:00 <British^Meat> youre still a loser
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you stay inside after dark
49:00 <johninj4> the ticks sound the scariest bee_girl
49:00 <bee_girl> they come inside
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in buttfuck nowhere and they loved my windows
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you air tight your house they don't!
49:00 <bee_girl> yeah johninj4... nasty little things
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the cat loved them ... bitch
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never met an angry magpie yet
50:00 <British^Meat> i lived, i did, i can, i saw i was i think i found i once
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk past them here just waiting for them to go me 
50:00 <British^Meat> :)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they just look at you around here like you're nothing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> don't they Doodle? couldn't care less about you
50:00 <Loof> i used to get swooped by them every morning jogging
50:00 <Doodle> magpies are psychos
50:00 <Loof> this one tree
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they know people are paranoid of them
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <johninj4> they are
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon?
51:00 <johninj4> i think they are cute protecting their young and all, but there is a line
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never met an angry one around the rat yet
51:00 <Doodle> http://www.depi.vic.gov.au/environment-and-wildlife/wildlife/wildlife-management/swooping-birds
51:00 <Doodle> magpie map
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they usually just look me in the eye like, "move along now"
52:00 <johninj4> lol@this map
52:00 <Loof> put your sunglasses on the back of your head ;)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> used to feed a couple of them down sebas
52:00 <Loof> they wont swoop if they think you're looking at them
52:00 <Loof> cowards
52:00 <Bastardly_One> never feed them mince meat 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you plan to keep them forever
52:00 <Doodle> http://www.depi.vic.gov.au/environment-and-wildlife/wildlife/wildlife-management/swooping-birds/swoop-off-kit2
52:00 <Doodle> prinatble eyes
52:00 <Loof> nice
52:00 <Doodle> *printable
52:00 <Doodle> to stick on your head
53:00 <Mew> lmao
53:00 <Mew> all the cool kids are doing it
53:00 <Mew> naaaaht
53:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of big birds ... even noticed how ingenious crows can be?
53:00 <Loof> love crows
53:00 <Doodle> mate had a wedge tailed eagle land in his driveway today
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like the way they get shit out of bags and stuff 
53:00 <Doodle> massive
53:00 <Loof> awesome
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or burgers out of wrappers, etc
53:00 <johninj4> i'm going to use these as my real eyes
53:00 <Maurice> My neighbour has one
53:00 <Maurice> He can't fly though
54:00 <Doodle> a wedgie?
54:00 <Maurice> Yah
54:00 <Doodle> why
54:00 <Maurice> She's a vet nurse
54:00 <Doodle> ok
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Maurice> He a teaching eagle
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one that stopped in our trees each morning and night in Buangor
54:00 <Maurice> He gets paid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but it never hung around 
54:00 <Maurice> My neighbour does not haha
54:00 <Doodle> lol]
54:00 <Doodle> i know a lady who feeds magpies, she has clouds of then swarm her house
54:00 <johninj4> "and thats why you don't put your hand in my cage motherfucker"
55:00 <Doodle> silly bitch
55:00 <Doodle> *them
55:00 <Doodle> fuck my typing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what does she feed them?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> meat?
55:00 <Doodle> mince ofc
55:00 <Maurice> Is it my mother in law, Doodle?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I made that mistake
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
55:00 <Maurice> Coz she does that
55:00 <Maurice> And shes a silly bitch
55:00 <Doodle> lol its so bad for them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they adore that shit and will never go away
55:00 <Bastardly_One> never seemed to hurt the two in the backyard in sebas
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd never go away ... granted
55:00 <Doodle> not the meat
56:00 <Doodle> the behaviour
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... yes
56:00 <Doodle> makes them swoop and be aggressive
56:00 <Doodle> and if she dies they will too cos nobody will feed them
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the caravan out the back 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and no shit if I was late
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have them on the roof making shitloads of noise
56:00 <Bastardly_One> until they got it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah ... bad mistake
57:00 <Bastardly_One> never feed them ... they then own you
57:00 <Maurice> Doodle, they'll just eat her
57:00 <Maurice> No probs
57:00 <Doodle> true
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess the good news for the ones I left is the dog is going senile
57:00 <Doodle> http://www.depi.vic.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0005/231089/5128-DSE-Swoop-eyes-COLOUR-PRESS.pdf
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so he probably lets them eat his food 
57:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
57:00 <Doodle> note no azn eyes
58:00 <Mew> racist
58:00 <johninj4> lol link didn't work but i opened it on the site
58:00 <johninj4> the asian eyes would save papaer
58:00 <British^Meat> i really cant see those things workin........
58:00 <Doodle> oh gay it wont let you link it
58:00 <Doodle> they work
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say apparently they do 
58:00 <British^Meat> i dunno....
59:00 <Bastardly_One> or something about a black hat or beanie?
59:00 <British^Meat> ive ridden a lot and been swooped a lot
59:00 <Doodle> god
59:00 <British^Meat> and the come front on, and even if u stare st em, they come for ya
59:00 <Doodle> do i have to tell you people what i tell customers
59:00 <Bastardly_One> something about a wearing a black hat rings a bell
59:00 <British^Meat> sunglasses staring at em, nothin works
59:00 <Doodle> step 1
59:00 <Doodle> avoid them
59:00 <Doodle> step 2
59:00 <British^Meat> apart from riding around waving your arms about
59:00 <Doodle> try swoop off stuff
59:00 <Doodle> step 3
59:00 <Doodle> speak to landowner
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you stare them out?
59:00 <Doodle> step 4 KILL THEM
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're asking for it them 
59:00 <Doodle> or have them relocated
59:00 <johninj4> i can't beleive people call to complain about magpies
59:00 <British^Meat> fkoff b1
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they will consider that war ... like a cat will
00:00 <Doodle> all the time johninj4
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anyoone will tell you that 
00:00 <Doodle> 'can you come and remove it'
00:00 <johninj4> fucking hell, thats part of growing up in australia
00:00 <Doodle> 'uh no'
00:00 <British^Meat> honest
00:00 <British^Meat> dumbest thing ive ever heard for u
00:00 <Doodle> 'its native, you're in it's habitat, you move'
00:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's true ... they will consider being stared at aggression
01:00 <British^Meat> its not true
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I have made that mistake as a kid
01:00 <British^Meat> youre deluded, and u suck
01:00 <johninj4> so the eyes would encourage them then?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> have it your way 
01:00 <British^Meat> yer wots the point of the eyes then
01:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you'd wonder that but on the ground they seem to 
01:00 <Loof> fuck is that gunfire
01:00 <Loof> or fireworks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> try it randomly at a safe distance
01:00 <Doodle> its CHAMPAGNE
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they fucking hate it
01:00 <Mew> Some lady used to leave a stack of ice cream containers near her letterbox next to a school oval where the magpies were crazy and the kids would wear them across and drop them back for the next day
01:00 <Doodle> CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm aust day tomorrow loof
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fireworks
01:00 <Loof> cool :)
02:00 <Doodle> good idea Mew
02:00 <Doodle> i wear mine to work every day
02:00 <johninj4> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> thats a stackhat doodle
02:00 <Doodle> sometimes i rinse them out
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not an icecream container
02:00 <johninj4> wrap it in tinfoil for double the effect
02:00 <Doodle> i still have my stackhat
02:00 <Loof> stackhats lol
02:00 <Doodle> but it doesnt fit anymore
02:00 <Mew> I'm here to make the bokthes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you are supposed to wear that legally
02:00 <Loof> remember that add where they try to crush one
02:00 <Bastardly_One> arent you?
03:00 <johninj4> in australia yeh
03:00 <Doodle> who
03:00 <Doodle> not in my car
03:00 <Doodle> i dont have to wear a stackhat
03:00 <johninj4> no its fine in the car
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you ... the stackhat for the sort head
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
03:00 <Doodle> oh
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> i get it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the soft head
03:00 <Doodle> you mean DICK RIGHT
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nooooooooooo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean spaz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> geeeeeeeeez
04:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when every second spaz was in one?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ya don't see that nowdays
04:00 <Doodle> no we hide them away nowadays
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one I see a bit I try to hide from in Coles in the city
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she always askes me to get shit out of freezers and crap for her
05:00 <Doodle> AND crap for her?
05:00 <Doodle> gross
05:00 <Doodle> in the supermarket?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can be that un-co it looks like I am making fun maybe :P
05:00 <Loof> old women seem to think if you're tall that it's your duty to get shit off the top shelves for them
05:00 <Loof> even  if you dont work there
05:00 <Loof> cunts
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you tall people are there for that reason alone
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I should have to climb shelves
06:00 <Loof> i'll just lift you up to get what you want
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate having to do that 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if some tall person ever does that to me I'd freak probably
06:00 <Bastardly_One> here ya go little man!
06:00 <Loof> cute widdew fella
07:00 <johninj4> haha
07:00 <Loof> then i'd hand you a lollypop and tell you to be on your way :P
07:00 <Loof> like a good chap
07:00 <Doodle> then be arrested
07:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it was a choc vanilla chuppa chup
07:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to tell you I can't accept off strangers
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I love going out with one of my nieces in situations like that 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll say something to someone then go
08:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/emohinstead/baby-got-milk-emoh-instead
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not allowed to talk to you
08:00 <couleurs> u beautey oz day mate
09:00 <Bastardly_One> smart arse little bitch
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll be flat out rude to them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then tell them she's not allowed to speak to them when they say something
09:00 <Loof> rofl
09:00 <Loof> adorable
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't laugh but it cracks me up
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's such a bitch
10:00 <Fez> Im gunna start writing my own poems
10:00 <Loof> do you too have junk food picnics?
10:00 <Fez> Ill never show anyine either
10:00 <Fez> Anyone*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the one who begs me for the address of my Minecraft world so she can come to destroy stuff
10:00 <Doodle> ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she's awesomely an arse
10:00 <Bastardly_One> takes after her uncle
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, no junk food picnics but normal ones
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one can cope with her on sugar od
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Loof> or u
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not even herself
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she goes vile
12:00 <Loof> man i'd love a pack of sherbert bombs atm
12:00 <couleurs> u ready 2 FiFa B1?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go on a vittles mission in a sec
12:00 <Fez> Backhanded compliments rule
12:00 <Bastardly_One> in about an hour when I come back 
12:00 <Loof> ew outside
12:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
12:00 <Loof> scary
12:00 <Picard> wtf is vittles?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... on the vittles subject ... I was thinking of sweets to add
13:00 <couleurs> yeh what's vittles
13:00 <Bastardly_One> vittles ... use a dictionary
13:00 <Bastardly_One> another word for food stuff
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to ask the same question ... had a friend who would say that instead of food all the tie
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *time
13:00 <simba> While vittles is the plural of the archaic vittle, in modern usage, it is generally only used in plural form.
13:00 <simba> key word: archaic
13:00 <couleurs> y don't u just say "food"
13:00 <Doodle> looool
14:00 <Loof> b1 are you fluent in latin?
14:00 <Doodle> well toodle pip me old matey what ho and vittles
14:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm pretentious like that couleurs
14:00 <couleurs> stop trying to make vittles happen 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and nope ... I know some latin
14:00 <johninj4> lol
14:00 <simba> does it rhyme with skittles?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but not a lot
14:00 <Loof> same i had to do it at school
14:00 <Picard> well why the fuck would u pretend to be educated when we all know u are a stupid cunt?
14:00 <Loof> why i  dont know
14:00 <Loof> also french
14:00 <Loof> i hate the french
14:00 <Doodle> fuck the french
14:00 <simba> Picard calm ur fat belly
14:00 <Bastardly_One> french was made fun at my high school
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we had a good french teacher
15:00 <Doodle> i like french, i hate THE french
15:00 <Loof> after two years i could barely count to 10 lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to a public school that thinks it's a private school tough
15:00 <Picard> simba get fucked little man
15:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Doodle what high school did I go to then?
15:00 <Loof> < dandenong high
15:00 <Doodle> special school?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's only one public school that acts like a private school
16:00 <simba> im prob 6 inches taller than u
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the supposed best public one 
16:00 <Doodle> ballarat high
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> good times
16:00 <Doodle> one of my exes went there
16:00 <Doodle> she was a rower
16:00 <Doodle> long legs
16:00 <Doodle> and a vagina obv
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
16:00 <Loof> dandenong high used to think they were a private school, finally they realised they're in dandenong
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> all the nice looking whores came from High or Loretto
16:00 <Bastardly_One> true story that
16:00 <Doodle> most of my female friends were freaks from loreto
17:00 <Kelevra> Didn't you go to Cleveland pat?
17:00 <Loof> for 4 days and noble
17:00 <Kelevra> Aww
17:00 <Loof> i lasted 4 days at clealand
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, noble I know of 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> as I used to live on athol rd
17:00 <Kelevra> Haha yeah those schools sucked balls
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of sucked
17:00 <Kelevra> Ex went to noble
18:00 <Loof> i'm even old enought to have done year 7 at noble tech
18:00 <Christopher> Lol
18:00 <Loof> when it existed
18:00 <Loof> tech was cool
18:00 <Loof> so cool
18:00 <Bastardly_One> techs phased out when I was in yr 8 I think 
18:00 <Loof> one subject was playing computer games, another watching movies
18:00 <Loof> ruled
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so how the fuck did you get to go to a tech?
18:00 <Kelevra> Keysy had a tech too
18:00 <Loof> dunno
19:00 <Loof> went to tech year 7 then dandy high year 8
19:00 <Kelevra> Then it all got shut down
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are bringing back memories of the area though
19:00 <Kelevra> I thought you always were a springy boy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in Springy South
19:00 <Kelevra> POSER
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Kelevra> =P
19:00 <Loof> noble
19:00 <Kelevra> AWW
19:00 <Loof> 3174 ftw
19:00 <Loof> fuck mc3
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm a 3172 girl
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's war
20:00 <Kelevra> 3171 was SRS back in the day
20:00 <Loof> jah mon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> punch on down yarrama station
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 mins
20:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
20:00 <Kelevra> I'll chop yew
20:00 <Kelevra> Haha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *yarraman
20:00 <Loof> it was full on colors back in the day
20:00 <Kelevra> Ahh my ex lives in yarraman
20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the meet to punch on comment ... fuckin' oath it was serious
21:00 <Kelevra> I only know/knew a couple of the boys
21:00 <Fez> Kelevra smells.
21:00 <Christopher> Bastardly_One: do u know where shrooms station is
21:00 <Christopher> It's near here
21:00 <Kelevra> Never rooted them, you'd end up farrrked
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, then Yarraman?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're near(ish) that station
22:00 <Christopher> Fried
22:00 <Loof> he's closer to noble
22:00 <Loof> i think
22:00 <Doodle> i'm closer to lovely
22:00 <simba> Magpie Fried
22:00 <Kelevra> Doubtful
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in the middle I thought
22:00 <Doodle> I AM
22:00 <Doodle> screw you
22:00 <simba> Its Fried Day, Fried Day, Chris kills cats on Fried Day
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'd find fuck all at Noble or anything
22:00 <Kelevra> Anyway.. I'm a 3199 nerd
22:00 <Bastardly_One> except sudanese teenagers
22:00 <Loof> heaps of them
22:00 <Doodle> nerd
22:00 <Doodle> !
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Noble Park ... aka Little Sudan
22:00 <British^Meat> beagle lights fires on wednesdays
22:00 <Kelevra> Nirdddd
22:00 <Loof> i like their women
23:00 <Loof> long long legs
23:00 <Christopher> I found them 5 mins walk
23:00 <Doodle> i'm a 3356 legend
23:00 <Doodle> if only Netz were here
23:00 <Christopher> Lols
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 3350 m8
23:00 <Bastardly_One> city crew
23:00 <Kelevra> Haha
23:00 <Doodle> borough boys
23:00 <Doodle> m8
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you did have a tag crew down your way though
23:00 <Doodle> burra boyz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that competed with some geelong cunts
24:00 <Doodle> i dunno
24:00 <Doodle> i'm not 12
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's back when the ghetto was a warzone though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back before Jesus was born
24:00 <Doodle> hey
24:00 <Kelevra> Bbl watching hunger games part two.
24:00 <Doodle> i grew up in the ghetto
24:00 <Kelevra> Nirdddddd
24:00 <Doodle> thx
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so did half of sebas
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they just went and made a new one of Sebas
24:00 <Doodle> then i moved to a bigger and better ghetto
24:00 <Doodle> west footscray
24:00 <Loof> i was conceived in the back of a datsun 180b
25:00 <Loof> in the ghetto
25:00 <Doodle> Loof
25:00 <couleurs> stop typing and go for your vitties already fukc
25:00 <Doodle> dont tell people that
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 180b!
25:00 <Doodle> :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they rocked
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wanted one
25:00 <Doodle> they make good rally cars
25:00 <Doodle> irs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah good idea couleurs ... I will in a sec
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... so I was told they were perfect for Canadian and shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wanted to do that for years until I got over it
26:00 <British^Meat> i i i i 
26:00 <simba> get some skittles
26:00 <johninj4> what skittles are the best?
26:00 <johninj4> i like the green ones
26:00 <Doodle> tikkentakken
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... too many cherry skittles in skittles now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the red ones
27:00 <johninj4> they are all good though
27:00 <johninj4> i mean like the packets
27:00 <Bastardly_One> green or orange john
27:00 <johninj4> with the different flavours
27:00 <johninj4> red, green, pruple
27:00 <Bastardly_One> too many cherry ones in there now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and grape too
27:00 <johninj4> ah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
27:00 <Doodle> mm rape
27:00 <Doodle> +g
27:00 <johninj4> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be happy with a pack of yellow,green and orange ones
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, couleurs is right ... I better stfu and get off my arse
28:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the half hour of peace
28:00 <simba> <TheRon> cos i was born to try, ive learned to love
28:00 <Loof> i thought skittles and beer literally meant skittles and beer for a while, cause the pub had a skittle machine
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> skittles are shit
30:00 <Doodle> the end
30:00 <Loof> skitzles
31:00 <Digerati> holy sheep shit
31:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10891905_796435477060945_6283257207564474518_n.jpg?oh=c6f9b27b845a974ce1603c9b59a82885&oe=5529BF1A
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Loof> i should try that with my wife
31:00 <Doodle> haha
31:00 <Doodle> BE FREEEEEEE
32:00 <Loof> run forest run
32:00 <Doodle> just dont shoot at her with a bb gun as she leaves
32:00 <Doodle> or do
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egxHLgV--dc
32:00 <Kelevra> Eh fuck the USB isn't detecting it
32:00 <Digerati> wow
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince Andrew Jeffrey Epstein the billionaire paedophile (Jan 3, 2015) 20:01 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 3,812 views - 15 likes (93.8%), 1 dislikes (6.3%)
32:00 <Kelevra> Murder
32:00 <Digerati> everyones a paedophile when rich
32:00 <Loof> fuck USB
32:00 <Loof> so dodgy
33:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well its bs
33:00 <Kelevra> It detects johns dick being sucked by his ex in a pic folder
33:00 <Doodle> looool
33:00 <Loof> has anyone here ever had a USB go into the hole the right way up first time?
33:00 <Kelevra> Doesn't fucking pick up this god damn movie
33:00 <Digerati> indeed
33:00 <Doodle> not often Loof
33:00 <Doodle> only my ps3
33:00 <Doodle> it knows how i like it
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Kelevra> Lol
34:00 <Digerati> thank fuck i believe in death before dishonour, army code
34:00 <Doodle> death before dinosaur!
34:00 <Kelevra> I hope Digerati burns to death
34:00 <Digerati> lalala
34:00 <Loof> same
34:00 <Digerati> Kelevra stfu
34:00 <Kelevra> He's so boring
34:00 <Doodle> i believe in as much dishonour as possible then when its all gone to shit, death
34:00 <Digerati> you dont know me
34:00 <Digerati> all you see is text
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Simply Red - If You Don't Know Me By Now.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
35:00 <Digerati> so stfu
35:00 <Pieter> fuck im awesome
35:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't care
35:00 <Doodle> you will never ever ever ever know meeeeeeeee
35:00 <Doodle> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
35:00 <Digerati> you do
35:00 <Kelevra> Sah bawrin
35:00 <Digerati> you want me to burn
35:00 <Kelevra> I don't waste energy with hoping
35:00 <Digerati> so stfu hypocrite
35:00 <thestig> wowwwwwwww
35:00 <Digerati> :)
35:00 <Kelevra> Wow
36:00 <Digerati> wow what ?
36:00 <Digerati> rofl
36:00 <Kelevra> Whyyyyyy
36:00 <thestig> so harsh lol
36:00 <Digerati> why ?
36:00 <Doodle> .
36:00 <Digerati> me harsh ?
36:00 <Kelevra> Anyway
36:00 <Digerati> hardly...
36:00 <Christopher> thestig: cool
36:00 <Digerati> scroll
36:00 <Doodle> here's $10 to get your mammaries out Kelevra
36:00 <Doodle> mind you i can see $5 worth already
36:00 <Kelevra> Wtf are they
36:00 <Digerati> suck my tits doodle :)
36:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Digerati> hehe
37:00 <Doodle> gross
37:00 <Loof> bewbs
37:00 <Kelevra> Oh
37:00 <Kelevra> Nah mine are gross
37:00 <Doodle> thats ok, so are mine
37:00 <Digerati> actually i got man boobs, bodybuilder material :)
37:00 <Digerati> got a v shape :)
37:00 <Kelevra> Haha
37:00 <Digerati> beagle loves me body
37:00 <Digerati> his seen me on cam
38:00 <Digerati> beagle is my lover boy
38:00 <Kelevra> Doodle: if you have boobs, time has been cruel
38:00 <Digerati> i love beagle, and he don't know it
38:00 <Digerati> he thinks i am lying
38:00 <Doodle> very cruel
38:00 <Kelevra> Why don't you ever Stfu Digerati 
38:00 <Digerati> i love him
38:00 <Loof> Digeretardi
39:00 <Digerati> i want to make him a spartan
39:00 <Loof> the drunk
39:00 <Kelevra> Doodle: I refuse to believe someone in your profession could get unfit
39:00 <Digerati> ordain him in the clan
39:00 <Digerati> spartans were all drunks
39:00 <Loof> i dunno i've seen some fat strippers :P
39:00 <Kelevra> Loof: make hi, go awayyyyy
39:00 <Doodle> i was unfit before all of that Kelevra
39:00 <Kelevra> Him*
39:00 <Digerati> they became the trojans after the spartans
39:00 <Kelevra> You had pudge
39:00 <Digerati> for me to ordain beagle a trojan he has to earn it
40:00 <Kelevra> But not a pocket full of food
40:00 <Doodle> uh
40:00 <Kelevra> Cushy Doodle 
40:00 <Doodle> 130kg
40:00 <Loof> your poor car
40:00 <Kelevra> Yeah when? Ages agooooo
40:00 <Doodle> yeah like 15 years ago
40:00 <Kelevra> Exactly
41:00 <Doodle> so just imagine what happens when you lose 50kgs
41:00 <Doodle> really quickly
41:00 <Doodle> and you're old
41:00 <Kelevra> Its nice
41:00 <Doodle> lol no its shit
41:00 <Kelevra> I lose and gain weight alot
41:00 <Loof> i've had 1 banana in three days lol
41:00 <Doodle> yeah i was fat basically all my life 
41:00 <Doodle> then i lost it all
42:00 <Kelevra> Elastic skin would be it
42:00 <Kelevra> Like spiderman less crafty
42:00 <Doodle> or non elastic skin
42:00 <Kelevra> You need to nude sunbake
42:00 <Doodle> nothing $20k and some massive knives wont fix
43:00 <Kelevra> Ergh painful
43:00 <Doodle> i can do pain
43:00 <Doodle> i've already been to 2 surgeons
43:00 <Kelevra> Stop buying cars and do your body then become a jerk like Adonis 
43:00 <Doodle> i spent 18 months in agony waiting for back surgery a few weeks recovery wont kill me
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> Flex and take pics in the mirror
44:00 <Kelevra> Its his hobby
44:00 <Doodle> i dont want to look anything like that misguided condom full of walnuts
44:00 <Loof> he could do with some height
44:00 <Loof> but apart from that
44:00 <Kelevra> Well you look normal to me
45:00 <Kelevra> Loof: Aaron comes across borderline homo
45:00 <Doodle> i probably do to lots of people but it fucks me off
45:00 <Doodle> so i am fixing it
45:00 <Kelevra> What's sad is he loves himself more then anyone else visually ever will
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Loof> i'm the oppisite
46:00 <Loof> i settle for anything 
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Kelevra> Well if being tighter then a nuns cunt makes you feel good, do it
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> i bloody will
46:00 <Kelevra> You'll attract fakies
46:00 <Doodle> nah
47:00 <Doodle> my face will still look like this
47:00 <Doodle> so
47:00 <Kelevra> Haha
47:00 <Kelevra> Yoiy make it sound like a bad tjing
47:00 <Kelevra> Thing
47:00 <Kelevra> You*
47:00 <Doodle> its horrible, you've seen it you know
47:00 <Kelevra> Fingernails got caught in my pocketf
47:00 <Kelevra> Hey Eric
47:00 <Slowmover> Hi Kelevra
48:00 <Kelevra> How's it going?
48:00 <Slowmover> Have I had the pleasure? :)
48:00 <Slowmover> going well here :)
48:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeeeep
49:00 <Slowmover> ahhh Mel :)
49:00 <Bass`Babe85> Brb
49:00 <Slowmover> nps
49:00 <Loof> to coffee or not to coffee
49:00 <Loof> this is the question
50:00 <Bass`Babe85> Back, was checking out pirate bay. What bs
50:00 <Slowmover> wb :)
50:00 <Bass`Babe85> Ty
50:00 <Loof> :)
51:00 <Slowmover> it has been awhile :)
52:00 <Bass`Babe85> I'm still on your fb merd
52:00 <Bass`Babe85> Merd
52:00 <Bass`Babe85> Nerd
53:00 <Slowmover> lol yup :)
53:00 <Slowmover> i like some stuff sometimes :)
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> Sames
53:00 <Loof> i like stuff too
53:00 <johninj4> stuff is ok
54:00 <Loof> stuff is good
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <johninj4> yeh good stuff
54:00 <Loof> haha
54:00 <johninj4> bad stuff i don't like that much
54:00 <Loof> same
54:00 <Doodle> butt stuff
54:00 <Loof> rofl
54:00 <Doodle> he loves that
54:00 <johninj4> i just hate when you can't get it back out
54:00 <johninj4> and have to go to the docotor
54:00 <Doodle> ermergerd bert sterfffff
54:00 <Doodle> loool
55:00 <Doodle> like that time you inhaled the condom
55:00 <johninj4> yeh
55:00 <johninj4> i thought you said you wouldn't tell everyone
55:00 <Doodle> nobody is listening
55:00 <johninj4> true
55:00 <Doodle> plus you got it out
55:00 <Doodle> after a fashion
56:00 <johninj4> coathangers are handy
56:00 <Doodle> yeh i use em to clean out the drain holes on my car doors
56:00 <Doodle> works a treat
56:00 <Loof> car aerials, abortion tools and they even hang up your clothes!
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Doodle> i have a spare car aerial
57:00 <Loof> but there's still more
57:00 <Doodle> so no coathanger for me
58:00 <Doodle> my fkn dash cam went flat earlier
58:00 <Doodle> was just waiting for some cunt to hit me
58:00 <thestig> doodle
58:00 <thestig> YOU GOT THE TOUCH
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stan Bush - The Touch.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Stereo 3:55)
58:00 <Doodle> !
58:00 <thestig> YOU GOT THE POWERRRRR!!!!!
58:00 <Doodle> you got the pooooooooooooooowerrrrrrrrrr
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> YEAH
58:00 <thestig> hahaha!!!
58:00 <Doodle> i saw it on the transformers movie not long ago
59:00 <Doodle> and i thought of you
59:00 <Doodle> and outr time together
59:00 <Kelevra> Why put stuff in your bum bum
59:00 <Doodle> -t
59:00 <Doodle> safe keeping
59:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> Eww
59:00 <Doodle> nobody is going to go in and get it are they
59:00 <Loof> i dunno
59:00 <Doodle> well
59:00 <Doodle> some people
59:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> Ppl would gp into my bum bum
00:00 <Kelevra> Go
00:00 <Doodle> depends
00:00 <Doodle> what do you keep in there
00:00 <johninj4> unicorns
00:00 <Doodle> well then
00:00 <Doodle> prepare your anus
00:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> Never shoved anything in there myself
01:00 <Doodle> everyone wants some bitchin unicorn action
01:00 <Doodle> no Kelevra
01:00 <Doodle> you get others to do it
01:00 <Kelevra> And john and I haven't ever been that high to think about shoving things up there
01:00 <Slowmover> thats an old nick too... katatonic_kate01
01:00 <Kelevra> Or maybe we were too high
01:00 <Doodle> not trying hard enough
01:00 <Doodle> peeps
01:00 <Kelevra> WHERE ARE WE
01:00 <Doodle> n freaks
01:00 <johninj4> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no, not really!
01:00 <johninj4> yeah we didn't get around to it
01:00 <Kelevra> main comcerns
01:00 <Kelevra> Concerns
01:00 <johninj4> vanilla people
02:00 <Slowmover> no.. hmm i seem to remember it from ages ago
02:00 <Doodle> shawklet thundaaaa
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
02:00 <Doodle> fuck thats loud
02:00 <Doodle> D:
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Loof> suddenly the local gay homeless guy turns up at your door
05:00 <Loof> "i like your car, give me five bucks!"
05:00 <Doodle> well
05:00 <Doodle> b1 is afk
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Doodle> Natalia how big is your penis
05:00 <Doodle> roughly
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Doodle> its ok you can pm me with thanswer if you're shy
06:00 <Doodle> *the answer
06:00 <Digerati> fuck, i aint taken seroquel for 9 days, i am having sweats and shit
06:00 <Digerati> how long does it take to withdraw ?
06:00 <Doodle> sweats AND shit
06:00 <Doodle> ?
06:00 <Digerati> doctor went against me doing that
06:00 <Doodle> could be decades
07:00 <Doodle> for all i know
07:00 <Digerati> oh come on man, be serious :(
07:00 <Digerati> :(((
07:00 <Doodle> i dont fucking know ask your doctor jesus
07:00 <Doodle> i'm not a pharmacist
07:00 <Digerati> i am not on the pbs for this shit
07:00 <Digerati> got it off record
07:00 <Doodle> well
07:00 <Doodle> reap what you sow
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lordy
07:00 <Digerati> i should have not asked for it
07:00 <Digerati> on top of oxy
08:00 <Doodle> well
08:00 <Doodle> this explains a lot
08:00 <Digerati> oxy i got for back operation man
08:00 <Digerati> i dont take drugs for recreational fun
08:00 <Digerati> nor do i take illegal drugs
08:00 <Doodle> you just said you got seroquel illegaly
08:00 <Kelevra> Whyyyyy
08:00 <Digerati> no i did not
08:00 <Digerati> i said off record
09:00 <Digerati> off the pbs
09:00 <Digerati> in otherwards i paid full price at the pharmacist
09:00 <Kelevra> Please tell us more of your wasteful bullshit
09:00 <thestig> DRUGGIEEE
09:00 <Digerati> ffs
09:00 <thestig> OMG
09:00 <fp> seroquel is utter poo
09:00 <Loof> why does everybody know about seroquel?
09:00 <Digerati> it is fp
09:00 <thestig> loof i dont
09:00 <Kelevra> I'm so interested
09:00 <fp> skitzo/bipolar med with a side effect of a sleeping pill
10:00 <Loof> seems every cunt is on the shit
10:00 <Digerati> i used it for sleeping :(
10:00 <Digerati> better then temazepam
10:00 <Digerati> temaze is a benzo
10:00 <Digerati> seroquel is less addictive
10:00 <Digerati> sero aint a benzo
11:00 <Digerati> benzos are more dangerous
11:00 <Doodle> so are you waiting for back surgery or have you had it
11:00 <fp> 4 shots of scotch & some doxylamine
11:00 <Digerati> like xanax and shit
11:00 <thestig> i never like seroquels to movies
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck sake
11:00 <Doodle> loool
12:00 <Loof> kate is seroquel pretty common?
12:00 <Digerati> seroquel is much better than xanax dudes
12:00 <Digerati> it is a anti-psychotic loog
12:00 <Digerati> loof
12:00 <Digerati> used for bipolar mostly
12:00 <Digerati> i sought of lied and said i was manic
12:00 <Pieter> errr
12:00 <Digerati> i lied :(
12:00 <Doodle> oh great
12:00 <Doodle> i'm out
13:00 <Loof> :(
13:00 <Pieter> its for drug related psychotic brain mods via plasticity
13:00 <Pieter> and it has long term side effects
13:00 <Digerati> ok fuck it, i will shut up then if you don't want to help me
13:00 <Pieter> its rarely prescribed for bi-polar
13:00 <Digerati> i will just die then
13:00 <Pieter> IF 
13:00 <Digerati> fark
13:00 <Digerati> facl
13:00 <Digerati> fack
13:00 <Doodle> nobody wants to help you deal with the withdrawals you're having from the drugs you lied to get
13:00 <Doodle> no
14:00 <Loof> Digerati is it fun making us suffer with your shit?
14:00 <Digerati> i am doing sauna and drinking water and pissing it out
14:00 <Pieter> anyway , more bullshit spread by people without clues
14:00 <Digerati> it seems ages but
14:00 <Loof> why do you do it?
14:00 <Digerati> over a week
14:00 <Pieter> this is retarded
14:00 <Slowmover> I am off... catch you all later :)
14:00 <Pieter> nite
15:00 <Digerati> oh fuck, i guess i did sleep today 9 hours, i am getting somewhre
15:00 <Digerati> better than the first 3 days, i did not sleep for 3 days
15:00 <Digerati> cold turkey this shit
15:00 <Loof> mmm seroquel
15:00 <Digerati> hehe
15:00 <Loof> i have lots
15:00 <Digerati> ;)
16:00 <Digerati> begs and shakes, gimme
16:00 <Digerati> :P
16:00 <Loof> all you have is grog
16:00 <Digerati> expensive shit
16:00 <Digerati> i got class girl
16:00 <Loof> sucked in digeretardi
16:00 <Digerati> :(
17:00 <Digerati> cola has helped me but
17:00 <Digerati> phosphoric acid helps
18:00 <Pieter> Digeratis a cop
19:00 <johninj4> *phht* your cover is blown over *pshht*
19:00 <Digerati> yeah right
19:00 <Digerati> a cop on drugs right ?
19:00 <Digerati> must be a narc :) haha
19:00 <Pieter> you've said the wrong things to be normally retarded
19:00 <Digerati> sure...
19:00 <Digerati> sif
20:00 <Pieter> *shrug*
20:00 <Digerati> fo sho
20:00 <Pieter> have fun kids
20:00 <Digerati> pieter, dont be like that :)
20:00 <Digerati> i love you boy :)
20:00 <Digerati> you wear tight shorts ? yakka up to crotch ?
21:00 <Digerati> paul hogan style
21:00 <Digerati> hard yakka ! HARD YAKKA !
21:00 <Digerati> your a jumbuck mate, if i am a jolly
22:00 <Digerati> lemme wnk in your general direction...
23:00 <Digerati> gimme all ya ghey pron
24:00 <doctor> its all free on the internet
24:00 <Digerati> it's the wolf !
24:00 <Digerati> hey doctor
24:00 <doctor> digimon
24:00 <Digerati> doctor, i am sorry for having a go at you awhile back mate
25:00 <doctor> no worries
25:00 <Digerati> doctor, these erections are kind of common
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <Digerati> viagra and steroids dont mix
25:00 <doctor> yeah, it'd be quite draining
25:00 <Digerati> i said i wanted to pump, not pump
26:00 <Digerati> BITCHES !
26:00 <Digerati> :)
26:00 <doctor> my heart probably couldn't take either
26:00 <Digerati> james hird is a prima donna on that shit mate
26:00 <doctor> after one coffee is enough to make my heart feel as if its pumping small shards of glass
26:00 <Digerati> i am at windy hill all the time
26:00 <Digerati> i live in essendon
26:00 <Digerati> everytime i see him there, his in a bad mood
27:00 <Digerati> windy hill is the football stadium for bombers and public gym
27:00 <Digerati> that idiot is a fucktard
28:00 <Digerati> he banned a old man from peeing in the pool
28:00 <Digerati> saw the yellow come out
28:00 <Loof> you've come to the wrong place if you're bored bored_GURLL19 
28:00 <Digerati> and was like, "hey stop pulling your dick"
29:00 <Digerati> his a nut james
29:00 <Loof> yawn
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
29:00 <Digerati> the old guy never even went near his dick
29:00 <Digerati> everyone pisses in the pool
31:00 <fp> i swim in toilets
31:00 <Digerati> nice
31:00 <Loof> irc be dead tonight
31:00 <Digerati> can we party together ?
31:00 <Loof> zzzzz
31:00 <Digerati> i like toilets
31:00 <Digerati> i got to slum areas and find abandoned toilets
31:00 <Digerati> take photos
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing suss
32:00 <Digerati> nothing like shit that has stuck for decades
32:00 <couleurs> Test
32:00 <couleurs> FiFa 1, 2, 3
33:00 <Digerati> katatonic_kate01, i go to abandoned theatres as well, take projector and booze and a big silk cloth to cover the chair
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok weirdo
33:00 <Digerati> hey i like to watch my own shit on the big screen
33:00 <Digerati> in a public area
34:00 <Digerati> do that in 5 million dollar home :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot couleurs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't live for it like you do 
35:00 <Loof> so sad
35:00 <Digerati> you can also invite a few derelicts and have a bbq
35:00 <couleurs> 2 bad
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not really Loof
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I play as much as him ... 
35:00 <Loof> doubt it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just I own other games yanno
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... during the wee small hours
35:00 <Digerati> least someone is using the theatre that is over 100 years old
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I am Fifaing it up all the time
36:00 <Loof> a life of just computer games is bad enough, but a life of just 1 computer game
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the end scene of Scarface
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on Go!
36:00 <Digerati> an abandoned derelict theatre to buy would be around 2-5 million
36:00 <Bastardly_One> where he goes nuts 
36:00 <Loof> cool
36:00 <Digerati> renovating it another 2 million
36:00 <couleurs> yep i play FiFa 24/7 idc u can't stop me
36:00 <Digerati> and can be used as a home
37:00 <Loof> ok i'm reloading!
37:00 <Digerati> those buildings are gourgeous
37:00 <Digerati> nothing weird about them
37:00 <Digerati> prestigious artwork in them
37:00 <Digerati> in the architecture
39:00 <Digerati> had these dreams about being in old theatres/cinemas and a movie was playing
40:00 <Digerati> would have been a trip to see movies on the big screen in the 1900's
40:00 <Digerati> even now its a trip as movies get higher in quality :P
41:00 <couleurs> harry up
41:00 <Loof> you said that
41:00 <Digerati> 8k
41:00 <Digerati> fuck 1080p
42:00 <Digerati> wait till pixels get so tiny, that they become beyond microscopic
42:00 <Digerati> :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you ring Nine and tell them to make scarface end quicker then 
42:00 <Digerati> i am 100 years ahead
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stop nagging
42:00 <meme> Digerati is a bullshit artist
42:00 <Loof> is it cold?
43:00 <Digerati> it is man
43:00 <Loof> or is it just me?
43:00 <Digerati> it's cold
43:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly the most truest thing beehhh has ever said
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just then
43:00 <Loof> 16 degrees is kinda cold i guess
43:00 <Slowmover> Nigh nigh time
43:00 <Digerati> will need a gpu beyond insanity to get that high res but
43:00 <Digerati> what i said
43:00 <meme> at night ofcourse will be cold cause the earth is rotating
44:00 <Digerati> the earth is flat
44:00 <meme> not the sky moving
44:00 <Digerati> now go and play with your toys
44:00 <Digerati> sit in that corner and eat this lolly
44:00 <meme> according to Digerati - the earth is flat
44:00 <Digerati> yes, here is a gold star
44:00 <Digerati> sticks it on meme's head
44:00 <Digerati> go play boy...
45:00 <Doodle> mm playboy
45:00 <Digerati> lol
45:00 <meme> Digerati is a pussy
45:00 <Digerati> meowww
46:00 <Loof> whats worse; finding your dads playboy magazines with the pages stuck together, or your mums dildo?
46:00 <Digerati> the wind is actually spirits of the past, entering your body
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the PS4 just made a noise and it sounded exactly like "reow!"
46:00 <meme> his army thing was a total lie he only fixed some of the officer's car on th site
46:00 <Digerati> mums dildo
46:00 <meme> he got a sack too
46:00 <couleurs> kool
46:00 <Digerati> poor dad had to wank because of mum
46:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <meme> all four strayan of the year are women
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
47:00 <meme> like i said australia has a no place for me
47:00 <Digerati> now sticking the dildo up ya bum and leaving the shit on it, that would be a laugh
48:00 <meme> i fuct up my other internet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, kgo ... will stop you nagging
48:00 <Loof> i actually havent used my ps4 in a week or so
48:00 <Digerati> if abbot gets aussie of the year, i will shoot myself
48:00 <couleurs> ok
48:00 <Loof> zac has
48:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, guess who was just here?
48:00 <doctor> theron is sure to win australian of the year
48:00 <Digerati> thank fuck i was not under his administration when i served HMAS
48:00 <meme> yeah it should be distributed by gillard no men are allowed in australia
49:00 <Loof> most boring australian of the year more like it
49:00 <Digerati> i was under hawke
49:00 <Digerati> fuck abbot and fuck howard
49:00 <Digerati> and fuck rudd
49:00 <meme> if i was there beat the luke's mom for killing his son
50:00 <Digerati> hawke was better than gough
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wish someone would "fuck" you ... and made it so you never typed shit again
50:00 <Digerati> i like hawke of all of them
50:00 <chelle> who
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is there nothing this cunt hasn't done?
50:00 <meme> and his innocent dad
50:00 <Digerati> gough was a idiot, tried to get rid of HM
50:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, SloMover *chortles*
50:00 <NightOwl1> Peeps.
50:00 <meme> i keep the kitty in the fridger she was so cute
50:00 <chelle> yeah he added me on Facebook
50:00 <Loof> fastmover
51:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, I know why everyone thinks you're a chick in the other place now
51:00 <chelle> someone made an old ircers #melbourne channel
51:00 <chelle> mark added me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what a girly entrance :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right ... yeah IceQueen
51:00 <NightOwl1> Is it the fact I wear fishnets and stilettos?
51:00 <chelle> and posted a super old photo of me
51:00 <chelle> I WAS SKINNY
51:00 <chelle> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> RockerXBaby 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they're have a reunion
51:00 <couleurs> accept invite u son of a beach
51:00 <Bastardly_One> in March
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but no-one has worked out who I am 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're keeping it that way right?
52:00 <krsy> we are having a reunion
52:00 <Bastardly_One> means I can be selective :D
52:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... that's Chrissy
52:00 <krsy> we have just all got back in contact after like 10 years
52:00 <Loof> oh how sweet
52:00 <krsy> reunion is in 2 months
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so I was told last night
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of a spin 
53:00 <krsy> Krissy* :P
53:00 <meme> it will be fixed
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I have mark, sherm, chelle
53:00 <meme> i'll go to england get married get my british citizenship and move to canada with my wife n kids
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I had Eric but lost him in another profile
53:00 <Doodle> herpes
53:00 <Christopher> Mmmmm
53:00 <couleurs> <krsy> accept invite u son of a beach
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... game thing 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a few
53:00 <krsy> yeah it has been a real spin out. all these old memories are flooding back
53:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs demands fifa
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the nagging cunt
54:00 <chelle> you mean bad memories
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
54:00 <couleurs> doing my thing 4 every1 2 make u stop typing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <chelle> I wouldn't mind talking to miss or mez again
54:00 <chelle> mish ^
54:00 <Doodle> or Sesh_ he was great
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a few though ... keep having flashbacks for 12 mins please
54:00 <chelle> that wanker? no thanks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that Sesh_ cunt
54:00 <beehhh> my head is spinning after did 2000 work thesis on rio tinto japan
54:00 <beehhh> word
54:00 <Doodle> oooo SICK BURNNNNNNNNNNNN
54:00 <Bastardly_One> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated him
54:00 <krsy> lol i dont know what your memories are but mine were all good :)
54:00 <MrMark> down the rabbit hole we go!!!!!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dont think she remembers who Sesh_ is now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
55:00 <Doodle> i think she does
55:00 <Loof> fuck it
55:00 <Loof> heater
55:00 <beehhh> you talk about CSR value, leadership, SERVQUAL, international negotioation skills, disaster management, etc etc
55:00 <couleurs> harry up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> positive? chelle remembers little as she didnt care
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't remember choking me in person
55:00 <simba> vittles
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do
56:00 <beehhh> simba my king
56:00 <Loof> you mean choking on you?
56:00 <krsy> lol
56:00 <Doodle> lol b1 chelle remembers me
56:00 <beehhh> come to mummy
56:00 <chelle> i remember very little
56:00 <chelle> i was pretty fucked up back then
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nuh I dared her to carry out a threat ... was pissing her off in msn as usual
56:00 <Loof> those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and well, she did it that afternoon at a meet
56:00 <beehhh> did u see one drunk woman crashed her car with a bottle of JD still in her hand
57:00 <beehhh> reminded me of chelle
57:00 <Kelevra> Wasn't in her hand
57:00 <Kelevra> Idiot
57:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, yeah accepted
57:00 <Loof> couleurs get more psn friends
57:00 <Loof> kgo
57:00 <chelle> I don't drink and drive
57:00 <chelle> so unlikely
57:00 <Doodle> *pns
57:00 <beehhh> when she gets sober gets an strayan of the year award
58:00 <Kelevra> ..
58:00 <Loof> mel are you in melb?
58:00 <Maurice> Everyone needs penis friends
58:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
58:00 <Loof> is it cold?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
58:00 <Loof> or is it just me?
58:00 <chelle> its cold
58:00 <Kelevra> Its cooler then it has been
58:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26092965/woman-crashes-into-driveway/
59:00 <Loof> k
59:00 <Kelevra> Was 22 today
59:00 <Doodle> i have my heater on
59:00 <Doodle> its 9 here
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you've got cake and a penis, you're a friend of mine :D
59:00 <Kelevra> 29 yesterday
59:00 <Loof> dayum
59:00 <Loof> 9
59:00 <beehhh> im happy to die with norell
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's funny
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it 
59:00 <Doodle> i was wearing a fkn singlet yesterday it was that hot
59:00 <Kelevra> Tomorrow is lamb day
59:00 <Doodle> now 9
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the team you chose
59:00 <couleurs> batman city
59:00 <Kelevra> We have a vego here
59:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs made a funneh
59:00 <beehhh> i had omellettes
59:00 <Kelevra> Should be interesting
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