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00:00 <Digerati> damn these beans tasted shit
00:00 <Digerati> heinz
01:00 <Bastardly_One> most people that like baked beans claim heinz are good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't know ... tastes like cotton wool to me whatever the brand
02:00 <Picard> ffs 
05:00 <amsy> i dont like baked beans
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yucko 
06:00 <Picard> dont encourage the old cretin
06:00 <Picard> he will think he has a friend
06:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy has no issue with me and if she did she'd approach me about it 
07:00 <Picard> fuck up dick
07:00 <amsy> he is correct
07:00 <Picard> he is still a dick'
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we've always spoken ... and don't think we've argued once
07:00 <Digerati> hmm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she's told me to shut up but who doesn't? Even I tell myself to shut up
08:00 <Digerati> argued ?
08:00 <Digerati> you argued with 100% of the room
08:00 <amsy> i tend not to argue
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
08:00 <Digerati> you don't agree on anything...
08:00 <Picard> amsy is so sweet she tolerates the dickhead
08:00 <Picard> he takes that as they are friends
08:00 <Digerati> if i said potato you would say tomato
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
09:00 <Bastardly_One> if you said something I agreed on I would agree
09:00 <Digerati> plain n simple in one word
09:00 <Digerati> DICK
09:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww box of tissues for you too huh?
09:00 <Digerati> now let's drink on that and party
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I should invest in stocks the amount of boxes I have to hand out
10:00 <amsy> i would say tomato too and i dont even like tomatoes
10:00 <Picard> you are the biggest sook here
10:00 <Picard> u cry to ops on a regular basis
10:00 <Picard> fucking girl
10:00 <Bastardly_One> tomatoes suck
10:00 <Digerati> dickdickdickdickdick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> except fried
10:00 <amsy> potatoes are literally my favourite food ever lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> potato everything
11:00 <Bastardly_One> total agreement 
11:00 <Digerati> have you ever stuffed tomatoes with mince and roasted them ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and pumpkin is up there 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, greek style
11:00 <Digerati> you can do that with bell peppers to
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good greek place I used to go to did the stuffed vegies
11:00 <Digerati> and zuccini
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
12:00 <Digerati> and potatoes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you know lamb on chapel?
12:00 <Digerati> yes, my cousin owns it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> diagonally opposite there used to be a really good one
12:00 <amsy> we had a pretty ok greek place here 
12:00 <amsy> and then they closed :'(
12:00 <Digerati> lambs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I used to go ... diagonally opposite that
12:00 <Digerati> the one on the corner
12:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know if it would still be there or not
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... and diagonal from that 
13:00 <Kelevra> don't make me eat the rest of the meat..
13:00 <Digerati> u made dolmades there
13:00 <Digerati> i
13:00 <Bastardly_One> looking towards commercial rd used to be a great greek place
13:00 <Bastardly_One> was always top quality
13:00 <Digerati> we cooked lamb on charcoal
13:00 <amsy> eat the meat Kelevra...
14:00 <Kelevra> I so should!
14:00 <amsy> meat is delicious
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got my dinner
14:00 <Kelevra> who else is going to eat it
14:00 <amsy> its all on you
14:00 <Bastardly_One> roast vegies with sweet soy sauce glazing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys are missing out
14:00 <Kelevra> I still have the meat sweats from before haha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this is delish!
14:00 <Digerati> i prefer indian cuisine
14:00 <Picard> this cunt still ranting to himself
14:00 <Kelevra> why Nikky` no say goodbye =\
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to Kelevra, amsy
15:00 <amsy> hahahahahaha meat sweats
15:00 <Digerati> i learnt to cook afghan food to
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bit to Digerati so no fuckwit
15:00 <Digerati> got a afghan cookbook
15:00 <Kelevra> I have stuffed veggies and cooked them before
15:00 <Kelevra> but I didn't dig the tomatoes
15:00 <nate> hey who likes meaT!
15:00 <Kelevra> me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
15:00 <Acan> me
15:00 <amsy> me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Digerati> beed to add parsley in mince
15:00 <Digerati> need
15:00 <Picard> you answer your own questions u moron
16:00 <Bastardly_One> who woke nate up?
16:00 <Digerati> mine and rice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, shoo! 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Digerati> mince and rice
16:00 <Digerati> mixed together
17:00 <nate> i dont appreciate shoo, thankyou
17:00 <Bastardly_One> SHOO!
17:00 <nate> if u said sandal no worries
17:00 <Bastardly_One> heels?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> flatops are for fatties 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> are you saying you're fat?
18:00 <Digerati> http://www.mediterrasian.com/cuisine_of_month_dolmades.htm
18:00 <amsy> AMSY HUNGRY
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was ... not now ... still feeding my face
19:00 <nate> yes i am fat as!
19:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8-1qJVFMf8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Make Stuffed Vine Leaves (Dolma, Tolma, Dolmades, Mahshi, Yaprak, Sarma) (Aug 18, 2011) 4:30 - Category: Howto & Style - 59,142 views - 461 likes (95.6%), 21 dislikes (4.4%)
20:00 <amsy> no really im starving 
21:00 <amsy> too much food talk
21:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One have u ever tasted your own cum?
21:00 <amsy> yes
21:00 <amsy> he has
21:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugj4LKRGOzw
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... over the food talk too ... not for the same reasons
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: lucero - tears don't matter much (Aug 19, 2008) 4:02 - Category: Music - 316,438 views - 776 likes (98.2%), 14 dislikes (1.8%)
21:00 <Picard> lol amsy
22:00 <Picard> was it tasty?
22:00 <amsy> he thought so
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <amsy> im jk i dont actually know for sure
22:00 <Picard> how often do u do it?
23:00 <Picard> have u seen pics amsy?
23:00 <amsy> hehe maybe
23:00 <amsy> no.
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <nate> whos fucking who!
24:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
24:00 <Picard> eats his own cum
25:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Kinks - Lola (Official Audio) (Jul 25, 2014) 4:03 - Category: Music - 578,936 views - 2,322 likes (97.8%), 52 dislikes (2.2%)
25:00 <amsy> b1 saves his cum to take to cottees!!!! to make the cordial, that picard loves best 
25:00 <amsy> ;)
26:00 <slower> lol
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <amsy> hahaha
26:00 <Picard> dont get him horny
26:00 <amsy> that was called for 
26:00 <Picard> jewshua
26:00 <amsy> haha
27:00 <Picard> :P
28:00 <nate> picard love me!
28:00 <nate> and how would u do it
29:00 <Picard> id worship your rock hard cock
30:00 <nate> wow that makes me feel better
30:00 <nate> thanks picard
30:00 <Picard> good
30:00 <Picard> i want it
31:00 <slinky_J> ey Picard
31:00 <slinky_J> how goes it
33:00 <Picard> im well
33:00 <Picard> you
34:00 <slinky_J> yeah good 
37:00 <DemonsRun> Has the old loser left?
37:00 <Picard> he is eating
37:00 <Picard> his own cum.
39:00 <Topher> fuck 5 1/2 hours till can play wow
39:00 <Topher> thats why he lost his hair Picard
41:00 <Topher> hope pes 2015 works and online too
45:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xufuZ0dCmLA
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the crap you find looking for other things
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found a bud ... good work 
51:00 <Picard> stupid cunt
51:00 <slinky_J> I found my plug earlier
51:00 <slinky_J> been mia for a couple weeks
51:00 <Picard> butt?
51:00 <slinky_J> was under a book :P
52:00 <slinky_J> naw ear
52:00 <slinky_J> Tribal plug :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking ... yeah I won't ask 
53:00 <Picard> sorry, i mentioned butt and Bastardly_One got excited
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll tell me a 2 hr story :P
54:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One why do u eat your own cum?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy is my spokeswoman
54:00 <Picard> so u dont deny it?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she also lies
55:00 <Bows> everyone tastes their own cum
55:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so hard you pathetic old man
55:00 <amsy> hahaha
55:00 <Bows> Picard you have never tasted your own cum?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you! stop laughing :P
55:00 <Picard> bows no
55:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is the cum guzzler
56:00 <Bows> Picard i find that very hard to believe that never in your entire life have you tried your own cum
56:00 <Picard> its not something thats excited me
56:00 <Skirmish> Bows: So you have then? 
56:00 <Digerati> how some chicks on porn sites take a load of cum is amazing
57:00 <Skirmish> I hope you have bought a better game tonight than you did last night Bows otherwise Maurice will probably ban you again.
57:00 <Maurice> More than likely
57:00 <Digerati> i tasted my cum once when i kissed the woman, it made me sick almost
58:00 <nate> snowball!
58:00 <amsy> yeah
58:00 <Bows> Skirmish of course I have
58:00 <Bows> Skirmish im not trying to troll you paranoid gimp
58:00 <Digerati> how the fuck anyone can swallow possible human life, amaze mes
58:00 <Digerati> cannibals
58:00 <Bows> you never tasted your own cum Skirmish?
59:00 <Skirmish> Not that I am aware of or could distinguish, no. 
59:00 <Digerati> sperm is life
59:00 <Digerati> they are cells
59:00 <Bows> lol
59:00 <Bows> Digerati you never wank?
59:00 <Digerati> do you ?
00:00 <nate> bows send him ya piccy?
00:00 <Maurice> Now Digerati is trolling
00:00 <Digerati> theirs a difference in wanking and swallowing
00:00 <Bows> I do wank yes
00:00 <Digerati> you troll
00:00 <Bows> most guys wank
00:00 <Maurice> Of course theres a difference you silly twat
01:00 <Bows> yes Digerati of course but you are going on about it being possible human life
01:00 <Digerati> human life is wasted either way, but at least it aint eaten
01:00 <Digerati> ffs
01:00 <Digerati> it aint the same thing
01:00 <Bows> lol
01:00 <Maurice> Don't waste it, sheesh
01:00 <Maurice> Thats like killing a cow and chucking it away
01:00 <Maurice> You eat that shit
02:00 <nate> digi only time its wasted is when they dont eat it
02:00 <nate> get with it son!
02:00 <Digerati> it's cannibalism in a way
02:00 <Maurice> No it's not
02:00 <Digerati> yeah right
02:00 <Digerati> sure...
03:00 <Digerati> have another beer
03:00 <Digerati> this time fill the beer with cum
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a sperm cell creates life
03:00 <Digerati> least you destroyed the cells before swallowing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it isn't life itself
03:00 <Maurice> Theres no life without the egg
03:00 <Digerati> in the beer that is
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what she said
04:00 <Digerati> cells are the life
04:00 <Bastardly_One> biology ... read about it
04:00 <Digerati> study biology
04:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <Digerati> :/
05:00 <Digerati> :|
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav you just missed statement of the night
05:00 <Digerati> sigh...
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cum swallowers are cannibals
05:00 <[Maverick]> f it came from you 
05:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: Does it feel uncomfortable? 
05:00 <Digerati> learn to adapt to plain sex, blowjobs are a whores delight
05:00 <Maurice> (21:58:23) (Digerati): i tasted my cum once when i kissed the woman, it made me sick almost
06:00 <Maurice> ALMOST
06:00 <Digerati> almost made me puke
06:00 <Maurice> Almost
06:00 <nate> i think it was kissing the girl, not the cum
06:00 <Maurice> But it didn't
06:00 <Digerati> almost
06:00 <Maurice> You cannibal
06:00 <Digerati> fuck you
06:00 <Maurice> No thanks
06:00 <Digerati> i learnt from that
06:00 <Maurice> You're the one that liked it
06:00 <Digerati> some don't learn
06:00 <Digerati> so go fuck yourself
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice ... owned
06:00 <Digerati> go swallow some cum
06:00 <Bastardly_One> best simplistic ownage I've seen in ages
06:00 <Digerati> go to a gay brothel
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that amused me no end for a sec
07:00 <Digerati> and suck a pile of dicks
07:00 <Maurice> I will, hopefully it'll wipe out a 3rd world country
07:00 <Maurice> But I'm not the one who 'almost' threw up
07:00 <Skirmish> You must be tired B1. Sit down, rest. Have a drink. 
07:00 <Maurice> Why am I going to a gay brothel?
07:00 <Maurice> Can't I go to a normal one
07:00 <Digerati> no
07:00 <Maurice> Although I'd totally watch the action at a gay one
07:00 <Skirmish> Must really take it out of you when there are so many active people in the channel that you want to stick your head up their asses. Relax. 
08:00 <Digerati> suck dicks for a living
08:00 <Digerati> see what it's like
08:00 <Maurice> Do you? Bravo on being so brave as to admit it
08:00 <Digerati> brother nathaniel sucks a lot of cock
08:00 <Maurice> Is he your client?
08:00 <[Maverick]> What feels uncomfortable? 
09:00 <Digerati> even the name sounds faggot
09:00 <Bastardly_One> homophobia is so ... ignorant
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mav
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he means with my head up your arse ... apparently
14:00 <nate> who banned taco i demand a re-count"
14:00 <nate> hahaha
15:00 <Kelevra> I demand you stfu
16:00 <Kelevra> it's hot and I have boob sweat and feel gross, recount that shit.
16:00 <British^Meat> yer?
16:00 <British^Meat> its like winter here in SA
16:00 <Kelevra> really?
16:00 <Kelevra> no wonder my stepmums husband wants to come home
17:00 <British^Meat> yah huh
17:00 <British^Meat> rain and overcast all day\
17:00 <Kelevra> he was in port germaine
17:00 <British^Meat> be shit out on the coast
17:00 <nate> kelevra was it u!
17:00 <Kelevra> now he's up your way
17:00 <British^Meat> blowy as
17:00 <nate> taco was the best thing that never was
18:00 <Kelevra> it's warm here, the air doesn't have much movement
18:00 <[Maverick]> taco is a fuckwit. 
18:00 <Kelevra> it was fkn HOT yesterday
18:00 <Kelevra> it's rained here though today
18:00 <nate> mav theres alittle troll in everyone 'D
18:00 <Kelevra> hopefully we get your weather tomorrow
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just read SA people's weather and know I get it within 36hrs max
19:00 <Kelevra> my meat is on a silver platter, should I put it on a plate before I put it in the fridge or it shouldn't matter?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't matter
20:00 <Kelevra> sa peoples weather haha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the fat will congeal though
20:00 <Kelevra> eh fat blood, it's all the same
24:00 <Bows> welcome mel
25:00 <Kelevra> welcome yourself human
25:00 <Bows> taco indeed is a fuckwit
26:00 <nate> no bows love him!
26:00 <nate> i do
42:00 <Bastardly_One> well
44:00 <slinky_J> I was going to watch a movie but gamed instead :/
44:00 <slinky_J> so tireds
49:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy old man 
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <SirLancelot> why is everyone so quiet?
52:00 <SirLancelot> is someone hunting rascally wabbits?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they knew you were arriving
53:00 <slinky_J> night
53:00 <SirLancelot> night sli
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose it isn't quiet if you consider it's a work night 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I do agree it is quiet though
02:00 <christopher> i
02:00 <christopher> i Bastardly_One i do this
03:00 <Bows> Bastardly_One these ppl have no jobs
03:00 <Bows> its medication weed, they all on meds
03:00 <christopher> they took our jobs
03:00 <Bows> so they dont say much
03:00 <Bows> chris you said you dont work?
03:00 <christopher> i dont
03:00 <christopher> its a south park qoute
03:00 <Bows> thats good
03:00 <christopher> quote
03:00 <Bows> no work for the kings
07:00 <christopher> nah i wanta work one day just cant full time
08:00 <amsy> hi SpanishGuy12 are you 12
08:00 <SpanishGuy12> nope
08:00 <amsy> oh
09:00 <SirLancelot> lol
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> why
09:00 <christopher> hi amsy
09:00 <amsy> SpanishGuy .... 12
09:00 <SirLancelot> i asked him the same question a few says ago amsy
09:00 <amsy> hi chris
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi amsy
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Christopher
10:00 <christopher> fuck no smokes for like another 12 hours or more
11:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi All !
11:00 <Skirmish> Where are the other 11 SpanishGuy's?
12:00 <amsy> lol
16:00 <Loof> jizzzzzzzzzzzzzz
04:00 <amsy> stiggy!
16:00 <thestig> AMSY! hiiiii
20:00 <amsy> :) how are you?
21:00 <thestig> im ok how is you?
22:00 <amsy> im pretty good
23:00 <thestig> woot
34:00 <christopher> hi
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
37:00 <christopher> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdbVHPmCW0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: National Anthem of STRAYA (to the tune of Hey Ya) (Jan 12, 2015) 2:35 - Category: Music - 152,581 views - 2,310 likes (98.6%), 32 dislikes (1.4%)
38:00 <christopher> need a fucken ciggarette
42:00 <Loof> win installation hell
43:00 <christopher> huh
43:00 <christopher> thats easy
43:00 <christopher> u got orginal disk?
44:00 <christopher> if not u being spyed on
44:00 <christopher> and ports will be left open on your pc
44:00 <christopher> i not talking shit either
45:00 <Loof> i need coffee
45:00 <Loof> this system will be a beast if i get it working lol
46:00 <christopher> like i had pir8 version of windows my mouse didnt work proper on it
46:00 <christopher> i thought mouse was fucked
46:00 <christopher> get orignal version
46:00 <christopher> mouse works fine
47:00 <thestig> chris who are you talking too 
47:00 <christopher> having pir8 version of windows is just opening yourself up to be proxy file sharing server for cunts that should be shot
48:00 <christopher> hi thestig
49:00 <Bows> yes like element
49:00 <Bows> he will hack you chris
49:00 <christopher> he hasnt yet
49:00 <christopher> so he is bit shit
49:00 <Bows> LOL he is
50:00 <Bows> mr david pollock
50:00 <thestig> i got an invite to his funeral but never replied lol
50:00 <DoC> lol
51:00 <christopher> even firefox addons fucken open u up to bullshit
52:00 <thestig> are you on a mobile device
52:00 <christopher> no
53:00 <thestig> are you on an ipod?
53:00 <christopher> kb all the way
53:00 <christopher> touchscreens suck for typing
53:00 <christopher> fuck hurry up blizzard software
53:00 <thestig> just tape a keyboard to your screen 
54:00 <christopher> yeah good one
54:00 <christopher> hehe
54:00 <christopher> 2 hours b4 can play warcraft and be sick of it in 20 mins
54:00 <Bows> haha element is dead thestig>
54:00 <Bows> ?
55:00 <Bows> warcraft ???
55:00 <Bows> wow?
55:00 <christopher> yeah broke his neck trying suck his own cock
55:00 <Bows> hahahaha
55:00 <thestig> yeh he died from lung cancer so i hear 
55:00 <Bows> he prob tried to set dianne on fire and got killed this time
55:00 <Bows> bullshit
55:00 <Bows> lung cancer
56:00 <Bows> he's prob lurking right now, who told you that?
56:00 <thestig> his mother 
56:00 <Bows> really
56:00 <Bows> fuckkk
56:00 <Bows> i must give her a call then
56:00 <christopher> he called the wrong person faggot i guess
56:00 <Bows> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:00 <thestig> but chucky didnt want to talk to me lol
56:00 <Bows> he's prob in jail
56:00 <Bows> we need chucky back
57:00 <Bows> need him to go to awolfs house again LOL
58:00 <christopher> yep wow Bows i have all expansions
58:00 <christopher> level 91 lol
59:00 <christopher> fucken abc 24
59:00 <christopher> fuck ice
00:00 <christopher> whats point of doing a drug to sit around doing nothing not being able to think no eating not sleeping and then going crazy and getting locked up
00:00 <christopher> when u high u think ur good
00:00 <christopher> when u just dumb
00:00 <thestig> you answered your own question
01:00 <christopher> can buy weeks food for price of point
01:00 <thestig> 50 bucks for a weeks worth of food?
02:00 <thestig> what do you eat rice crackers?
02:00 <christopher> nah just dinner
02:00 <christopher> dont have lunch or breakfast
02:00 <christopher> everyone dont buy junkfood like u
03:00 <DoC> lolol
03:00 <thestig> when was meat veggies and fruit junkfood lol
03:00 <thestig> no wonder you talk so much shit your blood sugar is low
04:00 <DoC> stiggeh!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ten dollars a day can be done 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> for food
04:00 <DoC> where is johninja gay? lol
04:00 <thestig> hey DiC!
04:00 <thestig> DoC*
04:00 <thestig> typo
04:00 <DoC> lol
04:00 <thestig> lol
04:00 <DoC> u funny cunt
04:00 <DoC> :P
04:00 <DoC> sup man
05:00 <DoC> hows it going?
05:00 <thestig> all is well, how are you?
05:00 <DoC> GreekSnake you faggot
05:00 <DoC> pretty good, ta bro
06:00 <DoC> chrissssssssssssssssss
06:00 <christopher> hi
06:00 <DoC> sup
06:00 <DoC> what ya up to
06:00 <DoC> smoking weed?
06:00 <christopher> i wish
06:00 <thestig> chris how much do you weigh
06:00 <christopher> i dont know
06:00 <christopher> not enough
07:00 <christopher> 80+
07:00 <christopher> i hope
07:00 <thestig> lol
07:00 <DoC> heh
07:00 <christopher> havent exactly looked after myself food wise proper for like over 10 years
08:00 <DoC> smoke weed christopher
08:00 <thestig> do you fall over in a wind gust chris?
08:00 <christopher> no
08:00 <DoC> christopher fall in love with jason statham
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris looks bigger than I am 
09:00 <DoC> b1 u suck
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I bet I eat about the same if not less
09:00 <thestig> lol@ jason statham
09:00 <christopher> he is cool good movies
10:00 <DoC> indeed
10:00 <DoC> i'm waiting for fast & furious 7
10:00 <DoC> fuck i cant wait 
10:00 <christopher> lol ive only seen 2 of them
10:00 <thestig> 3 more months
10:00 <DoC> its going to be release in march
11:00 <christopher> once a movie gets past 2 thats got no reason to have nemore sequels
11:00 <christopher> i dont watch them
12:00 <christopher> first one was lame\
12:00 <christopher> 2nd one to
13:00 <DoC> i'm enjoying my coffee atm
13:00 <DoC> lol chris
14:00 <DoC> all the parts of fast & furious are good
14:00 <DoC> but 5 & 6 are great
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the end of the credits are the good bits
14:00 <thestig> fast and furious is a better sci fi then star wars
14:00 <DoC> so cant wait for 7 now lol
14:00 <DoC> star wars sucks stig
14:00 <christopher> bullshit
15:00 <christopher> i saw 2nd one as kid
15:00 <christopher> or someshit
15:00 <christopher> at cinemas
15:00 <christopher> or 3rd
15:00 <christopher> which is 6th
15:00 <DoC> yeah u can say its bullshit
15:00 <DoC> but not the 5th one & 6thone
16:00 <DoC> they are super
16:00 <thestig> rip paul walker
16:00 <DoC> paul walker is died
16:00 <christopher> deadeded
16:00 <DoC> dunno who is gonna take place of him in fast & furious
16:00 <christopher> dim weasel
17:00 <DoC> vin diesal is already on 7
17:00 <DoC> Jason Statham is the new entry in 7
17:00 <thestig> his brother is taking his place
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there's talk to support the fact the car was rigged and he was murdered
17:00 <Bastardly_One> because of some cause he was ino
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *into
17:00 <christopher> rigged for him to speed
18:00 <christopher> the gave him a lead shoe
18:00 <christopher> thats it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he was being driven actually
18:00 <christopher> oh well
18:00 <christopher> story changes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> suggestion is it was rigged to cause a crash
19:00 <christopher> oh well
19:00 <christopher> dejavu day for me today
19:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I'm wired this morning
20:00 <christopher> no shit u are electric?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we all are 
20:00 <christopher> dam who keeps charging
20:00 <christopher> u
20:00 <Bastardly_One> our brains are one big computer
20:00 <christopher> let his battery run out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and sleep charges us
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up or I'll start on you 
20:00 <christopher> what about
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being fine right now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> anything I feel will trigger you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and a lot does
21:00 <christopher> nup
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yup
21:00 <christopher> i just type nonsense
21:00 <christopher> make u feel better
21:00 <christopher> like oh oh i got hi
21:00 <christopher> him
21:00 <christopher> i'm not drunk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say you were?
22:00 <christopher> didnt skull down retard in a bottle
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you seem coherent actually
23:00 <christopher> saw some idiot
23:00 <christopher> at pokies today
23:00 <christopher> gambling 60$ wins
23:00 <christopher> getting them wrong
23:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-1fBWHioA
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slayer Mashup! Possibly the LAST act on First Act Instruments. Brutal! (Jan 2, 2015) 1:32 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,689,105 views - 18,898 likes (97.8%), 426 dislikes (2.2%)
23:00 <BlackDevil> thats for you Bastardly_One
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterdays news
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's well done though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was looking at that about this time yesterday
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very well done
24:00 <BlackDevil> all on kids instruments
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <christopher> but i suppose i look stupid betting 5cents a spin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a guitar and drumset
25:00 <christopher> if maccas was eatable
25:00 <christopher> i would go there instead
26:00 <christopher> or kfc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> why not take the train a couple of stations
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and find something in Dandy to eat?
26:00 <christopher> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's at least 3hrs killed
26:00 <christopher> even worse
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh serious
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a couple of ok places in the food court at the plaza
27:00 <christopher> nah like being with my cat heaps
28:00 <christopher> its my first pet thats just my own
28:00 <christopher> and dont like eating in public
29:00 <amsy> teach your cat to walk on a leash
29:00 <amsy> and take her/him for a walk?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care about eating in public but I know a lot of people who can't
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he said he does take the cat for a walk sometimes
29:00 <amsy> oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
29:00 <amsy> well thats good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he says a lot
30:00 <Bastardly_One> funny lookin' thing
30:00 <christopher> i say i need a smoke
30:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of looks like him 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss having a pet badly
31:00 <amsy> pets are great
31:00 <thestig> i might indulge in a fine quality ecig with mango flavoured ejuice
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit immature and with a pet there's always it to mess around with 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like telling chris I am having a nice cig right now 
31:00 <christopher> ecigs are worse than normal
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but that seems cruel thestig
31:00 <christopher> thats why they are illegal
31:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33f_1421155037
32:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Dogs Out For A Spin (Date: Jan-13-2015, 4 hours ago) - Views: 3241 - Played: 3863
32:00 <christopher> ecigs can not controll proper levels of dispensing
32:00 <christopher> so can cuase stroke or brain damage
32:00 <christopher> enjoy thestig
33:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know how good it was to make that post without 20 million replies ripping into me? 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <thestig> ecigs do not have the 5000 bad chemical that cigis have
33:00 <christopher> yeah but levels of nicotine
33:00 <Bastardly_One> tailor made cigs have gun powder
33:00 <christopher> cant not be regulated
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nitro glycerene
33:00 <christopher> i saw sign about it
34:00 <christopher> when i was in nut ward
34:00 <thestig> lol
34:00 <christopher> if they warning looneys about ecigs
34:00 <christopher> then they real bad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you got a code grey or two right?
34:00 <christopher> what u mean
34:00 <christopher> i didnt act out
34:00 <christopher> or up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> a code grey over the PA
35:00 <Bastardly_One> means some nutter is threatening with an object
35:00 <christopher> oh
35:00 <christopher> have u done that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you have the code list on the wall at the start of the ward?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that bored in a normal ward I memorised that list
36:00 <Bastardly_One> until this day I can tell you what all those code colours are
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> even when agitated I'm not very violent
37:00 <christopher> nut wards dont help me
38:00 <christopher> make me worse
38:00 <thestig> to much meth chris
38:00 <christopher> no hardly done meth ever
38:00 <amsy> too much acid
38:00 <Bastardly_One> mental health is a tricky area
38:00 <christopher> to much shrooms
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you have some real classic delusions though sometimes
39:00 <christopher> cunts planted trees there so now they wont grow
39:00 <christopher> which is good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't say you're aggressively that way like someone else I know on here that I think is 
39:00 <christopher> was 5mins walk away
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but you do have some classic delusions
39:00 <christopher> like the speed lab under my floor
40:00 <BlackDevil> i downloaded this old movie from 2001
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhh
40:00 <BlackDevil> called freddy got fingered
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna hear this one 
40:00 <BlackDevil> looks funny
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and you live on the ground floor?
40:00 <christopher> yep
41:00 <christopher> and the roof is full of dope plants is another one
41:00 <Bastardly_One> One I remember is cleo10 being a guy that was your upstairs neighbour
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and the classic God one you get from time to time
42:00 <christopher> im not god
42:00 <christopher> fred the alien is
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you know fred?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the primal grey?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good bloke
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
42:00 <christopher> no
42:00 <christopher> when i was on heaps shrooms
42:00 <Bastardly_One> there's two freds saying they're god?
42:00 <christopher> i saw alien in sky
42:00 <amsy> lol
42:00 <christopher> he pronouced his name
43:00 <amsy> BlackDevil
43:00 <christopher> it was long as
43:00 <christopher> so he said call me fred
43:00 <christopher> i said fried head
43:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy got it 
43:00 <christopher> he said i will light up the stars for u
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking the piss ... never get too serious
43:00 <amsy> are you only just finding out about freddy got fingered?
43:00 <christopher> and then the constarlations 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, the dude is slow :P
43:00 <christopher> lite up in different colours
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and america is ... it's own universe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> poor darlings
44:00 <christopher> then i starting feeling ill
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah chris
44:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a tip
44:00 <christopher> dont eat wild fungus
44:00 <Bastardly_One> embrace being a fruit and nut bar
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it isn't gonna change so don't fight yourself
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just try to better yourself
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but turn shit into gold ... negatives into positives
45:00 <christopher> mate u dont know half of it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and never ever think too much ... that shit is the killer
46:00 <BlackDevil> yea i am
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I still see you hating yourself and fighting yourself more than you don't
46:00 <Bastardly_One> see amsy? he even takes a week to answer :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> slow *makes spaz faces*
46:00 <BlackDevil> because i am fapping
47:00 <amsy> :(
47:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi
47:00 <christopher> i dont like it
47:00 <christopher> this life is like a dream i had once
47:00 <christopher> or multiple dreams
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what if life is the dream and you awake when dead?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
48:00 <christopher> yeap
48:00 <christopher> fuck hungry
49:00 <christopher> nothing to eat
49:00 <christopher> or like nothing nice to eat
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that ... kind of glad I don't like a big variety of food for that reason
50:00 <Bastardly_One> only need to keep stock of a few things as that's all I'm gonna eat anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> got eggs and tomato sauce?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd make scrammbled eggs and put sauce on them
52:00 <Bastardly_One> except I made really shit scrammbled eggs :(
52:00 <christopher> i got one snitzel
52:00 <christopher> to cook
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cook that
52:00 <christopher> i am
52:00 <Bastardly_One> better than a kick in the head
53:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a tip ... never get them in a packet
53:00 <Bastardly_One> always go to the deli
53:00 <christopher> got one i cooked last night but its like been on bench for 8 hours
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps bigger and better value too
53:00 <christopher> and its chicken
53:00 <christopher> so not eating that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... fair
53:00 <Bastardly_One> give that one to the cat :P
54:00 <christopher> i got 2 eggs and an onion i hope is ok
54:00 <christopher> so once cook the chicken maybe cook that mix it up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pity you've already started the chicken
55:00 <Bastardly_One> because ... you could just do the eggs
57:00 <christopher> fuck
57:00 <christopher> all i got in freezer atm is vegies
57:00 <christopher> and zooper doopers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the chicken and vegies
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the problem?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
58:00 <christopher> what to have tonite for dinner
58:00 <christopher> is problem
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
58:00 <christopher> getting money tonite
59:00 <christopher> hope get lift to coles
59:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you should go to dandy market too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for friut and veg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *fruit and veg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why I seem like I've always got money ... I'm tight as with my money
01:00 <Bastardly_One> mc scrouge
01:00 <christopher> i just gotta stop going pokies
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so does my housemate
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's got addiction issues in all aspects of things he does
02:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think he's one of those people that can moderate anything
03:00 <Bastardly_One> don't take this as a dig
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but do you know of PHAMs and their mentor scheme?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you would yeah?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> could be worth looking into ... just means you hang out with someone that understands your shit for a couple of hours a week to maintain a social contact and help you through shit 
09:00 <christopher> k
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not being a cunt there 
10:00 <christopher> k
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just hanging out is the usual thing 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> best ownage ever possibly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynUjo99Gzbk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host - Discusses Bradley Manning And Edward Snowden (Jun 19, 2013) 8:34 - Category: News & Politics - 1,040,926 views - 7,274 likes (97.7%), 172 dislikes (2.3%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> love or hate him ... he is so tolerant then ... BAM!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great
47:00 <Bows> chris you should steal from coles or woolies
09:00 <christopher> they wanta ban pokies excepting 50$ notes
09:00 <christopher> or someshit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so they should
13:00 <Bastardly_One> should make ban $20s too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being serious
14:00 <christopher> or its lifts bann in queensland
15:00 <christopher> its in their paper
15:00 <christopher> saw on abc 24
16:00 <christopher> says on google when no atms in venues came in
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's a great idea though
17:00 <christopher> the pokies lost 62million
17:00 <Bows> why?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and no atms in sight either
17:00 <Bows> telling ppl how much they can gamble now
17:00 <Bows> absolute rubbish
17:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's an addiction for a lot of people and not controllable
17:00 <Bows> so is eating
17:00 <Bows> so is alcohol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> even Chris himself said he needs to control his own use for instance
18:00 <Bows> so what
18:00 <Bows> thats chris's problem
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just stfu looking for an argument
18:00 <Bows> im not
18:00 <Bows> you are just speaking rubbish
18:00 <christopher> they should just bann the pokies
18:00 <Bows> has nothing to do with arguemnt
18:00 <Bows> its stupid
18:00 <Bows> they should ban irc because thats all you do with your life Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bows> irc addiction is big problem around the world
19:00 <Bows> should ban gta should ban wow
20:00 <Bows> should ban gambling on horses and football
20:00 <christopher> Bows u can lose 1000$ in in 5 mins at pokies
22:00 <Bows> i know
22:00 <Bows> ive done it before
22:00 <Bows> have easily spent 5k on pokies last year
29:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, time to get a bit of a rest
30:00 <Bows> lol
01:00 <christopher> soccer roos in qf
09:00 <Bows> very good
09:00 <Bows> they will prob win you know
03:00 <Fall> morning all
08:00 <Pieter> it sure is !
08:00 <Fall> :]
09:00 <Pieter> welp this is gonna be a fun day
09:00 <Pieter> nothing but data entry :(
10:00 <Lumeah2> Aww 
10:00 <Lumeah2> Salks 
11:00 <Fall> weee
11:00 <Fall> time to strap on the headphones
11:00 <Pieter> bbl
11:00 <Fall> data entry sucks, but it is mindless work
11:00 <Pieter> thats why it sucks !
11:00 <Fall> ;]
12:00 <Pieter> gotta get mah coffee n get to work
12:00 <Pieter> anyway bbl
13:00 <Lumeah2> Ok
13:00 <thestig> pieter work?
14:00 <Sunbeam> evening folks :)
14:00 <thestig> morning
15:00 <Sunbeam> hi thestig :)
15:00 <Fall> lel
15:00 <Fall> I worked once
15:00 <Fall> ...I lied
16:00 <Fall> I'm at work right nao
16:00 <Sunbeam> hi Fall :)
16:00 <Fall> morning Sunbeam 
52:00 <Pieter> 2015
52:00 <Pieter> fuck im getting old :()
52:00 <Pieter> :((
53:00 <Bows> better shoot up some ice then Pieter
54:00 <Bows> big day of data entry ahead
58:00 <psYbR> rofl
01:00 <Fall> lel
04:00 <Pieter> coc
14:00 <Fall> lowl
14:00 <Fall> arg head hurts
14:00 <Pieter> moo
15:00 <Pieter> im waiting for this berocca to kick in
15:00 <Pieter> i dont even think i notice it working:(
15:00 <Lumeah> aww's no goods
15:00 <Pieter> hehehe might go get some no doz
16:00 <Pieter> lumeah lumeah pooooomeah
16:00 <Pieter> =p
16:00 <Bows> Pieter get some ice much better
16:00 <Pieter> who the fuck is this moron ?
17:00 <Bows> victoria police
17:00 <Pieter> go get a job you stupid twit , it might give you some self confidence , self worth .
17:00 <Fall> lel
17:00 <Pieter> lalaalalaalaaaaa
18:00 <Fall> I once had to drive from Canberra back to Sydney after playing a gig, popped a few no doz
18:00 <Fall> still fell asleep :(
18:00 <Fall> but before I did that it made me hiccup heaps haha
18:00 <Pieter> yeahh its weird , i been drinking tea heaps , that makes ya stay awake without ya feeling like ya about to have a heart attack
19:00 <Bows> Pieter i have a job
19:00 <Bows> its called Pieter
19:00 <Pieter> its a totally different effect to coffee so i dont know which one no doz acts like
20:00 <Pieter> all i remember is when i went5 nuts on it about 10 years ago it gave me 2 weeks of gastro
20:00 <Pieter> appealing aint it ;p
23:00 <Bows> Pieter i have an ounce of dog shit to sift through if you are interested
30:00 <Pieter> Anyone been to red chilli / green chilli on bourke st ?
35:00 <Bows> yes Pieter i saw you outside there selling asshole for afew points
36:00 <Pieter> you are one retarded tool
36:00 <Pieter> *ignored*
38:00 <Fall> lol anything for attention
38:00 <Pieter> i so dont understand how people like him can live with emselves
38:00 <Pieter> should send him some rope
39:00 <Pieter> fuckin 4am munchies , i woke up n ate my cheeseburger
39:00 <Pieter> so wish i didnt do that , now i gotta go get a whopper jnr
40:00 <Pieter> cigarette break bbs
41:00 <Fall> i've never ever had a cheeseburger from hj
14:00 <Pieter> nomnomnom
14:00 <Pieter> NOM
23:00 <Pieter> smokey grilled bbq porrrrrk
23:00 <Pieter> get a pork on your fork !
23:00 <BlackDevil> Christian school secretary arrested on child molestation charges
23:00 <Pieter> they're trying to drug test school kids here in vic now
24:00 <Pieter> this world really is going up shit creek when kids cant even remain innocent :/
29:00 <Fall> good
29:00 <Doodle> i think when they start taking drugs their innocence is sort of gone
29:00 <Fall> maybe their slapped up parents will get a fine for their kids
31:00 <Pieter> i just find it wrong 
31:00 <Pieter> theres no justifying it :/
32:00 <Pieter> unless they are selling drugs within school , then yeh call the police but some kids wouldnt even know what some of these substances are ... I was completely clueless until osmeone told me about marijuana when i was 17
33:00 <Pieter> kids should be kids 
33:00 <Doodle> kids use power tools and machinery in high school
33:00 <Doodle> they should be tested
33:00 <Doodle> i'd have failed tho
33:00 <Doodle> :(
37:00 <Fall> I went to school with kids who were already sexually active, were drinking and doing drugs (aged 15, 16)
38:00 <Fall> Made it very hard for other students when they would be hassled by these kids
38:00 <Fall> Basically, if the parents had to own responsibility for these kid's actions then it might have been a different story
39:00 <Fall> I see it as parental negligence
39:00 <Pieter> they were bullies?
39:00 <chelle> your face is negligent
39:00 <chelle> I mean hi sup
39:00 <Pieter> kick her!
40:00 <Pieter> KICK HER IN THE VAG!
40:00 <Pieter> oh wow , i just installed themer on mah htc one
41:00 <Pieter> fucking sexy as fuck
41:00 <Pieter> better than the next launchers :))
41:00 <Nikky`> Ok.. my bank account looked great but now not so much - just paid rego :o(
42:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150113/640/daily_picdump_1711_640_01.jpg
46:00 <Pieter> yeh rego does that :(
46:00 <Pieter> i cant look at norty gurls BlackDevil
46:00 <Pieter> not at the moment
46:00 <grem> rofl
46:00 <grem> fake as
47:00 <grem> surely
48:00 <Fall> Pieter: yeah, I guess the rationale behind their thinking was that they're so much more "advanced" at life than the rest of us...
48:00 <Fall> but who knows, maybe they just came from fucked up families
50:00 <Pieter> ahh k
51:00 <Pieter> yeh i figure daddy abused em so they're angry so they take it out on others
52:00 <Pieter> how do you take a screen shot in android ?
52:00 <Pieter> anyone?
54:00 <Fall> http://bit.ly/1C4rhm1 lol
04:00 <BlackDevil> normally use another camera Pieter
05:00 <Fall> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
05:00 <BlackDevil> thats what i do
06:00 <Pieter> naa there should be a press of 2 buttons
06:00 <Fall> power button and volume down apparently
06:00 <Fall> if you were to follow my link ;)
12:00 <BlackDevil> mine is a swipe across the screen
14:00 <Fall> not long until the new Periphery album
14:00 <Fall> w000000
14:00 <Fall> available just before the Aus Day long weekend
14:00 <Fall> gonna be blasting that shit
15:00 <Pieter> neither work :(
15:00 <Pieter> ill figure it out:)
15:00 <Pieter> I WILL FIGURE IT OUT
19:00 <Fall> kai
20:00 <Christ0pher> fuck yas
20:00 <Christ0pher> scumbags
20:00 <Christ0pher> u all scu
21:00 <Christ0pher> i gonna fuck chelles bum
22:00 <Christ0pher> DemonsRun u hot i want
23:00 <DoC> Bows = plivent
23:00 <DoC> ban evader
24:00 <DoC> that stupid fag is perm banned here
24:00 <DoC> he keeps joining everyday...poor cunt
29:00 <Christ0pher> fuck u doc
29:00 <Christ0pher> fried cunt
41:00 <Christ0pher> psYbR fukhead
41:00 <psYbR> <3
41:00 <psYbR> it was a love tap
44:00 <Lumeah2> Hi psYbR 
45:00 <psYbR> Lumeah2, hey
45:00 <Lumeah2> Hey.) 
46:00 <psYbR> sdoin
51:00 <Blarp> well the abuse seems fresh today
58:00 <Pieter> hrm
59:00 <Pieter> just saw mandy on the ride home helping a lil old lady cross the road :/
01:00 <Lumeah2> Awww man! 
02:00 <Lumeah2> Fck
02:00 <Pieter> hehe
02:00 <Pieter> was unexpected
03:00 <Pieter> nearly ran up the ass of another car also slippery as fuck out there my brakes locked up :/
03:00 <Lumeah2> Crap man's 
03:00 <Pieter> what you doing ?
03:00 <Lumeah2> Having lunch out. 
04:00 <Pieter> what kinda lunch? 
04:00 <Pieter> IM HAVING CHICKEN SCHNITZEL !
04:00 <Pieter> =p~
04:00 <Pieter> and fuck its yum:)
05:00 <Lumeah2> Sauteed mushrooms sausages toast pesto egg 
06:00 <Lumeah2> Love the pesto mushrooms
06:00 <Pieter> I dunno whether to say yum or tell my tummy its ok to go nutty
06:00 <Pieter> =p
06:00 <Lumeah2> Hehe 
06:00 <Pieter> you find too much pesto is sickening?
06:00 <Lumeah2> :p
06:00 <Lumeah2> Nope 
06:00 <Lumeah2> Num 
08:00 <Pieter> i loved to eat it as a dip but i tried one of htose pizzzas with pesto and feta n shit n i chundered :(
08:00 <Lumeah2> Aww
09:00 <Pieter> im growing coriander and basil on the kitchen window
09:00 <Lumeah2> Maybe it wasn't good pesto. 
09:00 <Pieter> :p
09:00 <Pieter> naa , it was just too much
09:00 <Pieter> :/
09:00 <Lumeah2> Hehe hows that going? 
16:00 <Christ0pher> Pieter is a fried fukehad
16:00 <Pieter> i think they're dying
16:00 <Pieter> when i water it do i have to spray the leaves or something?
16:00 <Pieter> cos i keep watering it and its not doing anything:(
17:00 <Pieter> i keep getting knocked in the balls with a tiny lil hammer
17:00 <Pieter> :(
19:00 <Christ0pher> shut up fried cunt
42:00 <christopher> [13:22] * Christ0pher ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ) this cunt needs to see a psych
42:00 <christopher> fucken pick on some on ya on size
42:00 <christopher> oh thats right they probably smaller than me
42:00 <christopher> come at me bro
43:00 <British^Meat> ugh
48:00 <christopher> fuck they same if u emulate a person its flattery
48:00 <christopher> say
48:00 <christopher> trust me u dont wanta be like me
49:00 <christopher> i will smash the fucken like cunt
49:00 <christopher> little
49:00 <christopher> oh i am 21 or 22
49:00 <christopher> i am god
49:00 <christopher> u will meet god cunt
50:00 <christopher> then he will say no
50:00 <christopher> and u go to hell
51:00 <christopher> come one fucken little prick lives near cranbourne
51:00 <christopher> u wanta start
51:00 <christopher> come now
51:00 <christopher> i will bash the flying fuck out of u
52:00 <British^Meat> simba..... really?
53:00 <Pieter> mmmm tropical tic tacs!
54:00 <christopher> u dont know who knows me cunt
54:00 <Pieter> who cares about people who know you ?
54:00 <christopher> u should
56:00 <christopher> if u gonna do stupid hiding behind inet
56:00 <christopher> shit
56:00 <christopher> be a fucken man not a dog
57:00 <christopher> my dads been in fights
57:00 <christopher> and he said i hit him hardest
57:00 <christopher> he ever been hit
58:00 <christopher> so come on cunt
58:00 <Pieter> ignored
58:00 <British^Meat> right on
58:00 <British^Meat> I hope everyone is having a super wonderful day
59:00 <Pieter> I dunno what to do with the rest of the day :/
59:00 <christopher> shot up Pieter
59:00 <Pieter> might go have a nap
59:00 <christopher> shoot
59:00 <British^Meat> im cleaning out my shed, but saying that, it seems im just moving stuff around
00:00 <British^Meat> in the least i just need to make some room or make it more accesable
00:00 <Pieter> haha thats how it goes , ya move a box then ya have to open it and sort that shit out and then theres a mess again
00:00 <British^Meat> yer, i havent got time to sort em out, so im just moving em around, having a lunch break atm
01:00 <British^Meat> tuna sunga
01:00 <Pieter> hehe
01:00 <Pieter> anyway forgot to do somethin
01:00 <Pieter> back on mah bike
01:00 <Pieter> bbl
02:00 <christopher> why was DemonsRun bigpond
02:00 <christopher> now optus
02:00 <christopher> dodgy
08:00 <christopher> i dont know how women like guys that say women are shit to other guys
08:00 <Doodle> there is a lot you don't know
10:00 <christopher> what dont i know
10:00 <christopher> how guys that downgrade women
10:00 <christopher> get women
10:00 <christopher> worlds retarded
12:00 <christopher> and how sex is personal
12:00 <christopher> but u guys just talk about it
12:00 <christopher> wtf drugs are most u on
13:00 <christopher> grow up the lot of u
14:00 <BlackDevil>  Fury 2014 720p BluRay x264-SPARKS
31:00 <Fall> got that last week
32:00 <Fall> usenet is great
32:00 <Pieter> yeh i like my nzbs
33:00 <Pieter> i still prefer torrents tho
34:00 <Pieter> I finally learnt how to use the rss feeds on thepiratebay for my tv shows
34:00 <Christ0pher> pieter u fried cunt
38:00 <Fall> haha
38:00 <Fall> that's eztv.it
38:00 <Fall> my shows = winner
39:00 <Fall> or setup sickbeard with sab
39:00 <Fall> although sickbeard depends on api's that are usually down or not working
39:00 <dog> sickbeard is the tits
39:00 <Fall> nod
39:00 <Pieter> yeh
39:00 <BlackDevil> eztv is down
39:00 <Pieter> i used sickbeard toast and sabnzbd
40:00 <Christ0pher> Pieter is a fried cunt
40:00 <Christ0pher> cant trust him
40:00 <Fall> lol what
40:00 <Fall> BlackDevil: when's the last time you checked
40:00 <dog> christ0pher is shelving too many pingaz
40:00 <Pieter> thepiratebay.to
40:00 <Christ0pher> fuk u dog
40:00 <Pieter> ;p
40:00 <Christ0pher> i am god
40:00 <Christ0pher> i know all
40:00 <dog> you're 12
40:00 <Christ0pher> no i adult
41:00 <Christ0pher> own my place
41:00 <Christ0pher> what u have
41:00 <Fall> Pieter: is that the right site though? there were a few mirrors that popped up but they used an old db
41:00 <dog> i'm 13 so respect your elders
41:00 <Fall> piratebay for chumps now
41:00 <Christ0pher> u a champ
41:00 <Pieter> yeh its right
41:00 <Christ0pher> fall
41:00 <Fall> Christ0pher: thanks, man
41:00 <Pieter> its a brand new database
41:00 <Fall> Pieter: i'll check it when I get home
42:00 <Christ0pher> i mean chump
42:00 <Christ0pher> u a chump
42:00 <BlackDevil> the piratebay is coming back
42:00 <Pieter> it already is
42:00 <Christ0pher> Pieter ur motheri s back in my house
44:00 <BlackDevil> its not back
44:00 <BlackDevil> http://thepiratebay.se/
45:00 <Fall> Christ0pher: lol, keep trying buddy :)
45:00 <Pieter> thepiratebay.to
45:00 <Pieter> its DOT TO
45:00 <Pieter> !!!
45:00 <Pieter> =p
45:00 <BlackDevil> doesnt work
45:00 <BlackDevil> Malwarebytes Anti-Malware
45:00 <BlackDevil> has blocked a potentially malicious website.
45:00 <Pieter> i was using it last night
45:00 <Fall> lol of course it would
45:00 <Pieter> id ignore that
46:00 <slinky_J> I used your dildo last night.
46:00 <Pieter> GROSS
46:00 <Pieter> you can keep it then
47:00 <Pieter> haha a man wore 94 iphones and tried to smuggle em into china
48:00 <Christ0pher> pieter is fried cunt
48:00 <slinky_J> ;D
49:00 <Christ0pher> B1{MIA} is a fried cunt too
49:00 <Christ0pher> just rambles shit about games all day
49:00 <psYbR> <christopher> what dont i know <christopher> how guys that downgrade women <christopher> get women
49:00 <Christ0pher> fucking fried
49:00 <psYbR> some sluts just love to be degraded
49:00 <Christ0pher> i dont want wome
49:00 <Christ0pher> m
49:00 <Christ0pher> i not want be like u
50:00 <psYbR> just answering your question
50:00 <psYbR> not that you asked, but still
50:00 <Christ0pher> fuk u
50:00 <Christ0pher> faggot
50:00 <Christ0pher> dickhead
51:00 <British^Meat> Well done maaaaaaaaaate
51:00 <Christ0pher> bullshit
52:00 <Christ0pher> fuk u
52:00 <Christ0pher> stop talking about me
52:00 <BlackDevil> ?
52:00 <psYbR> lollll
52:00 <psYbR> paranoid delusional
52:00 <Christ0pher> fuk u dickhead
52:00 <Christ0pher> u talk about me non stop
52:00 <Christ0pher> all the time
52:00 <psYbR> take this slut here Christ0pher *points to ashleighXtrinity* she loves to be degraded and treated like shit
52:00 <Christ0pher> why dont u talk about other things
52:00 <Christ0pher> instead of just me
52:00 <Christ0pher> i anice person
53:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0GOlRwu_8
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Fallon and Liam Neeson Arm Wrestle (Jan 7, 2015) 4:20 - Category: Comedy - 967,416 views - 10,704 likes (98.9%), 121 dislikes (1.1%)
53:00 <Christ0pher> hi ashleighXtrinity
53:00 <Christ0pher> how u
53:00 <Christ0pher> :)
53:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR just remember i know where you park your car
53:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I have access to paint thinners
53:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hi Christ0pher
53:00 <British^Meat> u unbanned god yes BlackDevil?
53:00 <psYbR> i'd set you on fire ash
54:00 <Christ0pher> fuck u British^Meat
54:00 <Christ0pher> u fried faggot
54:00 <Christ0pher> stop talking bout me
54:00 <slinky_J> fight fight
54:00 <psYbR> look British^Meat you obviously can't hide it from him he's too smart
54:00 <Christ0pher> all u people do is talk bout me
54:00 <Christ0pher> fucking fried
54:00 <Christ0pher> crazy
55:00 <psYbR> like fried eggs?
55:00 <Christ0pher> i just want be happy
55:00 <Christ0pher> ok
55:00 <psYbR> want to*
55:00 <Christ0pher> what wrong with that
55:00 <Christ0pher> ????
55:00 <psYbR> what's*
55:00 <Christ0pher> shut up
55:00 <Christ0pher> faggot
55:00 <slinky_J> psYbR and ashleighXtrinity sitting in a tree
55:00 <psYbR> f u c k i n g
55:00 <Christ0pher> leave me alone
55:00 <Christ0pher> stop it
55:00 <slinky_J> LOL
56:00 <slinky_J> lel
56:00 <Fall> oh yeah old school!
56:00 <ashleighXtrinity> psYbR wishes
56:00 <Fall> The Offspring - Americana
56:00 <slinky_J> rkelly i wish
56:00 <Christ0pher> fuck you all
56:00 <Christ0pher> fuckheads
58:00 <Fall> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> I'm in love with that dude.
00:00 <psYbR> he's fucked
03:00 <slinky_J> <3
35:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WlRt8z5bHA odd enjoyable tho i spose
35:00 <beagle> giving me chill down 
35:00 <beagle> spine !
35:00 <beagle> woah.....
36:00 <beagle> the only light you will see is the light of salvation
36:00 <beagle> but the only you love you live is light you see ./
36:00 <beagle> christian songs :)
36:00 <beagle> fucking awesome love em when im drunk
36:00 <Lwaxana> have found a website designed for you lot
36:00 <beagle> also sober
36:00 <Lwaxana> http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
36:00 <beagle> but mannnnnnnnnnn does sound good now
36:00 <beagle>  lmaol
36:00 <beagle> ;aljds;lfkja;sldjfa;sd
37:00 <beagle> people always say i never do anything right i like that passion song'
37:00 <beagle> 'i wont do and seek as only people fucking seek'
37:00 <beagle> its means same...
37:00 <beagle> truth ..
37:00 <beagle> i shall share.
37:00 <Lwaxana> beagle
37:00 <Lwaxana> who are you chatting with
38:00 <beagle> need not right now this music sounds good as heaven
38:00 <beagle> right so
38:00 <beagle> send no body my way im not afraid.
38:00 <beagle> why send anybody
38:00 <slinky_J> LEL!!
38:00 <beagle> nerd.
38:00 <beagle> slinky_J you are a gen y.
39:00 <beagle> you had your chance. change this *middle figner*
39:00 <beagle> oh sorry did i disown you ?
39:00 <beagle> evil little bastard !
39:00 <beagle> why do you forget how you can be ?
40:00 <beagle> dont nerd me up
40:00 <beagle> i dont wanna fucking hear it all time
41:00 <beagle> we cannot understand you when you wanna be good being bad ...
41:00 <beagle> hey if you let loose ...
41:00 <beagle> u person i knew ?
42:00 <beagle> i fucking hope so
43:00 <beagle> jesus wanted nothing of this.
43:00 <beagle> we forget so much.
43:00 <beagle> like egypt.
43:00 <beagle> thing ........ is. ...
43:00 <beagle> noooooooooooooo body wants to know if they happy being cruel.
52:00 <Fall> what
01:00 <zaim> http://samy.pl/keysweeper/
06:00 <Fall> haha
06:00 <Fall> brilliant
21:00 <slinky_J> the what? about me beagle?
22:00 <slinky_J> man, I went for a walk, turned into a long walk, with a thin jacket on lel
23:00 <slinky_J> I might buy a new laptop tomorrow beagle :P
25:00 <slinky_J> oh crap the 17" one isnt on the site no more
33:00 <TheRon> hi
39:00 <Lumeah2> Hi ronny 
40:00 <Lumeah2> No boobies here sorry 
40:00 <TheRon> hows it?
40:00 <TheRon> damn!
40:00 <Lumeah2> Yeah hot n humid. 
40:00 <TheRon> 2 days of rain ballarat
40:00 <TheRon> got soaked yesterday no escaping it
41:00 <Lumeah2> Aww really? Dam
41:00 <slinky_J> it is so nice out
41:00 <Lumeah2> Hi slinky_J 
43:00 <TheRon> still gardening?
44:00 <slinky_J> hiya
45:00 <TheRon> playing bowls again this saturday
45:00 <TheRon> haven't practiced for a month
45:00 <TheRon> the bloody greens will be closed all this week because of the weather
50:00 <stuffz> is cleo10 hot?
51:00 <TheRon> if you like big women with testicles
51:00 <slinky_J> hm I'ma check this lappy out tomoz http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/hewlett-packard-envy-17-j113tx173-inches-2tb-core-i7-notebook-f7q20pa
51:00 <slinky_J> :D
52:00 <TheRon> when you say lappy all i'm seieing is strippers
52:00 <Skirmish> I know very little about computers, but even I know that buying HP is a terrible idea. 
53:00 <slinky_J> lolz
53:00 <slinky_J> Really Skirmish, can you elaborate?
53:00 <stuffz> lap dance cunt
53:00 <slinky_J> I know enough but I don't know much about HP
53:00 <TheRon> best idea take a computer nerd mate with you when buying a computer
54:00 <Skirmish> http://www.p4laptops.com.au/index.htm
54:00 <stuffz> well i want to but this special hair trimmers you can blst notril hair with
54:00 <slinky_J> I've already sent two links to two diff laptops to the guy I know that knows more about computers than anyone else I know lol waiting on a response
54:00 <slinky_J> ty Skirmish.
54:00 <stuffz> i pluck the nostril hairs out. brings a tear to my eye
56:00 <stuffz> good lord almighty
56:00 <TheRon> how about those aussies, 4-0
59:00 <TheRon> hello
01:00 <TheRon> earth wind and fire - september
01:00 <slinky_J> i did my nostril hairs earlier
01:00 <slinky_J> feels so good
04:00 <TheRon> it's not a better script this film needs, it's norgs and lots of them
05:00 <TheRon> just quoting my favourite producer
06:00 <slinky_J> that feeling you get when you've had two pots of tea O_O
07:00 <stuffz> i might be able to find some scissors in my crossdressing kit
07:00 <TheRon> that feeling to get after 3 pots of beer that you are unbeatable at pool
07:00 <TheRon> after 6 pots you can do karoke
07:00 <TheRon> kareoke
09:00 <stuffz> could fins any skissors
10:00 <TheRon> it's the same old song, but there's a different feeling since you've been gone
11:00 <stuffz> how many mls in a pot
12:00 <TheRon> 285
12:00 <TheRon> i drink pints
12:00 <stuffz> lol and the callit a pot??
12:00 <TheRon> are you not victorian?
12:00 <stuffz> no
13:00 <TheRon> schooner 1.5 pots
13:00 <TheRon> pint is 2 pots
13:00 <stuffz> would an irish person laugh their asses off ?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> arse
13:00 <stuffz> i thought as pot should be at least a lit6re
14:00 <TheRon> stuffz: were you born retarded is this a recent thing?
14:00 <stuffz> recent
14:00 <TheRon> damn
14:00 <stuffz> but also genetic
14:00 <TheRon> don't ask stupid questions
15:00 <Nikky`> Ok, I won't
15:00 <TheRon> good! :)
16:00 <Nikky`> :o)
19:00 <Nikky`> How was your day TheRon?
20:00 <slinky_J> <TheRon> that feeling to get after 3 pots of beer that you are unbeatable at pool
20:00 <slinky_J> and then you realize you've been losing LOL
21:00 <slinky_J> I'm watching The Equalizer, it's 2hrs of Denzel running mad about town bearing down on cafe clientel with a hammer threatening to stove their heads in if they don't switch from sugar to Equal. 
24:00 <TheRon> alright day
25:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: watch falling down with michael douglas
25:00 <Fall> brilliant movie
25:00 <Fall> "I'm going home"
27:00 <slinky_J> I have that on VHS ronnie
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> classic
28:00 <slinky_J> can you believe they're remaking Point Break ffs :/
28:00 <TheRon> i don't want dinner, i want lunch!
28:00 <mrgrumpy> WTF? that was terrible!
28:00 <TheRon> out of fresh ideas
29:00 <TheRon> george likes spicy chicken
30:00 <slinky_J> I have fish defrosting
30:00 <TheRon> frozen fish is evil, it's the work of the devil
30:00 <slinky_J> it was fresh when I bought it lol
30:00 <TheRon> so eat it then
30:00 <slinky_J> my diet, fish & veg
31:00 <stuffz> i plucked some nose hairs and also snipped sometoo.. the best ones though were the ones i plucked
31:00 <slinky_J> it's on a plate defrosting
31:00 <slinky_J> i plucked my nose and my eyebrows today, can I have a medal?
34:00 <beagle> yes josh, you can !
34:00 <beagle> did you ask dan to say that
34:00 <beagle> if so, why would you dan , dan is an idiot !
35:00 <beagle> i think he might suck cock at dan murpheys for a living
35:00 <beagle> give the croud a favour 
35:00 <beagle> half the price of an idiot would do.
35:00 <slinky_J> I can what?
35:00 <slinky_J> o u r dinkin ey bru
37:00 <TheRon> can i just say, i wish 2pac would just fucking die alright
37:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
42:00 <TheRon> jane bunn is the best weathergirl
42:00 <TheRon> she's got a lot of talent up front!
43:00 <Fall> hahahahahahaha
43:00 <Fall> good ol Martin Molloy
44:00 <TheRon> mick the clown
44:00 <TheRon> how many beers have disappeared now kids?
47:00 <Nikky`> 0
49:00 <TheRon> don't just stand there bust a move
52:00 <TheRon> i thought doodle would sexually harass you by now Nikky` 
53:00 <Nikky`> I know right TheRon.. i'm a little sad over it
54:00 <TheRon> you know he does it other women right?
54:00 <Nikky`> I do know and I don't mind
54:00 <TheRon> each to their own
54:00 <Nikky`> I also with other men
55:00 <Nikky`> So its win win for both of us
55:00 <TheRon> excellent
57:00 <TheRon> how many days left Nikky` ?
02:00 <TheRon> who's watching the fast 4 tennis tonight?
04:00 <mr_ducati> thats not tennis
04:00 <mr_ducati> thats a fkn joke
04:00 <mr_ducati> sif federe gave his all against hewit in an exhibition match
04:00 <mr_ducati> when the aus open is around the corner
05:00 <TheRon> oh no it's a joke
09:00 <Nikky`> ummm week n half
09:00 <TheRon> you are laeving home for some of that time yeah?
10:00 <Nikky`> I am off to mums for few days or so next week - she has some things for me to help her with
10:00 <Nikky`> I hate to think what it is
10:00 <Nikky`> :/
10:00 <TheRon> emptying the back room
10:00 <Nikky`> lol it would take a lot to empty her place
11:00 <Nikky`> She has too much shit for her place
11:00 <TheRon> i had a grandfather hoarder that filled a bungalow
12:00 <Nikky`> She isn't a hoarder as such - its not that bad
14:00 <simba> IM A WHOREDER
14:00 <TheRon> no you're not
15:00 <Nikky`> You wouldn't know how to be a whore simba
15:00 <simba> thankyou..?
15:00 <TheRon> you can carry an eftpos machine around with you now
15:00 <simba> ur right, i never made a good skank
16:00 <Nikky`> Of course i'm right
16:00 <TheRon> there has to be a market for your services
17:00 <slinky_J> I just want some skank!
17:00 <TheRon> simba: have you tried whoreing out to the port adelaide fc??
18:00 <slinky_J> beagle would be easy to pimp out
18:00 <slinky_J> he's drunk right now, he wont remember a thing ;D
18:00 <simba> sure
19:00 <slinky_J> wake up with a sore ass, get drunk again, go back out for seconds, wake up, waddle down the liqour store get more goon, go back out for another plucking
19:00 <slinky_J> we can split the profit simba.
19:00 <slinky_J> while we laugh about how he got banana split!
19:00 <TheRon> i love banana spilts when i was a kid
20:00 <slinky_J> saemz at Dairy Bell
20:00 <slinky_J> and blue moon milkshakes
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQTq88Ie5sU
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE BANANA SPLITS SHOW TV THEME (Jun 10, 2009) 1:25 - Category: Film & Animation - 842,964 views - 1,473 likes (95.2%), 75 dislikes (4.8%)
34:00 <TheRon> chat you bastards
34:00 <Blarp> nah uh
35:00 <TheRon> i might just chat to this beer
35:00 <Blarp> I had a chat with a glass of red
35:00 <TheRon> enlightening?
36:00 <Blarp> It's not as good as I thought it would be
38:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
39:00 <TheRon> correct use of said joke?
39:00 <Blarp> yes, but it's a bit over used these days
39:00 <TheRon> damn!
39:00 <Blarp> Onr of the girls at work uses it all the time
39:00 <slinky_J> Blarp chance your nick to sleeplessheep
39:00 <slinky_J> its a cool nick
40:00 <Blarp> you like it? you use it
40:00 <Blarp> I've grown accustomed to Blarp
40:00 <TheRon> i hardly ever
41:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken do the chicken payback
42:00 <slinky_J> NEVAR!
44:00 <Lwaxana> Blarp!!!
44:00 <Blarp> Lwaxana :D
44:00 <Lwaxana> I know you'll get a laugh from this
45:00 <Lwaxana> http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
45:00 <Blarp> I saw it this morning :P
45:00 <Blarp> :S
45:00 <Blarp> :D
45:00 <Lwaxana> oh
46:00 <TheRon> good old captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
46:00 <TheRon> just a little push and you'll be smiling
47:00 <Blarp> Lwaxana I've decided I'm going to move to the suburbs, and join the CFA
48:00 <Lwaxana> why?
48:00 <Blarp> Well I used to be in the CFS when I was back in SA
48:00 <Blarp> and I miss it
48:00 <Blarp> plus, I figure it's a good way to get some exercise, and do something other than work and sit on my arse
49:00 <Lwaxana> am waiting for it to cool down ..before I go walking
51:00 <Lwaxana> with regards to the website ..I love the FAQ
51:00 <TheRon> everybody loves a good faq
51:00 <Lwaxana> have wanted to say something like this for years
51:00 <Lwaxana> Is this for real?
51:00 <Lwaxana> Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it.
54:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
55:00 <stevenn> hahaha
57:00 <TheRon> as a poke rplayer i hate getting beaten by rags
58:00 <Pieter> eww
58:00 <Pieter> the rags beat all us guys
58:00 <TheRon> ?
58:00 <Pieter> ITS OK!
58:00 <Pieter> =p
02:00 <slinky_J> rags?
04:00 <Pieter> yep
04:00 <Pieter> RAGS
04:00 <slinky_J> what is a rag?
05:00 <Pieter> i dunno :/
05:00 <slinky_J> well, he's gone now so eh
05:00 <slinky_J> this movie is too slow paced for me atm :/
07:00 <slinky_J> I wonder if TheRon is a good poker player :o
11:00 <Pieter> which moovie?
13:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7be_1421205519
13:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: The best driver in Asia (Date: Jan-13-2015, 4 hours ago) - Views: 3996 - Played: 7131
16:00 <beagle> 30 can tun, 355ml and 30- cans !!!
16:00 <beagle> 35 hbux
16:00 <beagle> er bux
16:00 <beagle> and that will be good 
16:00 <beagle> i think its like west end
16:00 <beagle> tun, beer
17:00 <beagle> bws
17:00 <beagle> quite good i think .... 
17:00 <beagle> hrmmm i hope its not like dog pee
17:00 <slinky_J> you're going to die a horrible horrible alcoholic death :/
18:00 <beagle> u first cause you drink
18:00 <beagle> you can curse yourself 
18:00 <beagle> while u think so that you nutter
18:00 <slinky_J> im drinking tea
18:00 <beagle> lol why u say that 
18:00 <slinky_J> third pot
18:00 <beagle> every time u think someone else is doing same 
18:00 <slinky_J> because you drink every day
18:00 <Kelevra> hey josh, hey chad
18:00 <slinky_J> hey mels <3
18:00 <beagle> i dont , josh.
18:00 <Kelevra> hows it going?
18:00 <beagle> youre as assuming and stupid as every other person now and i dont want to hear from you.
18:00 <slinky_J> yeah good watching The Equalizer with Denzel :P
19:00 <slinky_J> okay beagle
19:00 <ooomp> Ooh Josh is back
19:00 <Kelevra> oh nice
19:00 <slinky_J> uh oh ooomp o noes
19:00 <slinky_J> what's up with you and the kid mel?
19:00 <beagle> slinky_J do you really think anyone here really wants to hear from you ? did you control this place too long on your alcoholic or fucking or whatever u god damned did binge
19:00 <beagle> fucknuckel
19:00 <beagle> why , did you meet dan
19:00 <beagle> and get a job or something
19:00 <beagle> all you ever do is rip people off
20:00 <slinky_J> I was working
20:00 <beagle> and u do it in words too you gen y fucking CUNT
20:00 <slinky_J> meh
20:00 <Kelevra> <slinky_J> what's up with you and the kid mel?
21:00 <Kelevra> just been living haha
21:00 <BlackDevil> slinky_J
21:00 <BlackDevil> you can click that video
21:00 <Kelevra> she had her first bday last month, she's been a royal maniac since then
21:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil is evil, never click his shit
22:00 <Pieter> ill check it when i get back
22:00 <Kelevra> dinner time soon me thinks
22:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7be_1421205519
22:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: The best driver in Asia (Date: Jan-13-2015, 5 hours ago) - Views: 9918 - Played: 7841
22:00 <slinky_J> aha :P
22:00 <slinky_J> nice
22:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil don't try it, I'm not a fan of yours.
23:00 <slinky_J> what you get her for her bday?
23:00 <BlackDevil> i know
24:00 <Kelevra> I got her this leap pad thing that goes with her violet plush musical toy
24:00 <Pieter> my face is getting fat
24:00 <Pieter> i look down and i have 2 chins!
24:00 <christopher> lol
24:00 <Pieter> help:
24:00 <Pieter> (
24:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> im back on my diet to lose 2kg
24:00 <christopher> dont eat so much Pieter
24:00 <Kelevra> Pieter just scratch it off
24:00 <slinky_J> feel so fat
24:00 <christopher> 2kg
24:00 <slinky_J> lolol
24:00 <slinky_J> or 3
24:00 <Pieter> scratch what off ?
25:00 <Kelevra> your extra chin
25:00 <slinky_J> im like about 78 kilo
25:00 <slinky_J> too much, 75 is perfect
25:00 <Kelevra> or grow a beard, that'll hide it
25:00 <christopher> omg im about 85
25:00 <Pieter> dunno if that will work
25:00 <Pieter> naa , i dont like face hair
25:00 <slinky_J> i might be 80 if i count muscle
25:00 <slinky_J> but i put some fat on :P
25:00 <christopher> have sex to take it off
25:00 <slinky_J> i blame winter 
25:00 <slinky_J> no sex!
26:00 <slinky_J> celebate
26:00 <Kelevra> eggs, bacon and steak sangas for dinner
26:00 <Pieter> gotta stop drinking protein shakes and slacking off on the workouts hehe
26:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBm04npLu6I
26:00 <slinky_J> YUM
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redneck 10 gallon Margarita machine using a garbage disposal (Nov 3, 2012) 6:29 - Category: People & Blogs - 300,422 views - 948 likes (94.1%), 59 dislikes (5.9%)
26:00 <Pieter> im about to go get a chicken schnitzel sandwich:)
26:00 <Kelevra> as if you workout..
26:00 <slinky_J> i eat that id want to die lol
26:00 <christopher> i finally got smokes
26:00 <slinky_J> woo smokes!
26:00 <Kelevra> I have to eat alot of protien 
27:00 <slinky_J> yeah
27:00 <Pieter> my girlfiend sucked 37 dicks!
27:00 <slinky_J> my diet is low energy
27:00 <Kelevra> awesome
27:00 <Kelevra> she's the dick genie
27:00 <Pieter> gah
27:00 <Pieter> its from clerks
27:00 <Kelevra> you're from clerks
27:00 <Pieter> you mentioned protein and for some reason cock sucking came to mind
27:00 <christopher> clerks is cool
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm never sucking dick again
28:00 <christopher> hows u slinky_J
28:00 <slinky_J> yeah great
28:00 <christopher> ncie 1
29:00 <slinky_J> for having nothing to do now but great
29:00 <slinky_J> should be a good year!
29:00 <slinky_J> how're you?
29:00 <christopher> yeah got smokes after 3 days with out
29:00 <christopher> so good as
29:00 <slinky_J> word
29:00 <Kelevra> why smoke again
29:00 <Kelevra> what a waste
29:00 <slinky_J> yeah I save a little of my pouches
29:00 <christopher> i had like 3 smokes a day
29:00 <slinky_J> so I made up half a pouch today :P
30:00 <slinky_J> yeah man I smoke about that usually
30:00 <slinky_J> 3-5
30:00 <christopher> i have about 20
30:00 <slinky_J> if im drinking ill smoke that easy lol
31:00 <Pieter> got a call from the people knocking a hole in my wall for the air conditioner
31:00 <Pieter> GONNA BE DONE FRIDAY woop
31:00 <Pieter> :))
31:00 <christopher> 36.60 for 50gram choice
31:00 <Pieter> looks like I have that expensive fan for the bedroom now
32:00 <Pieter> Back later , gotta get dinner:)
32:00 <slinky_J> cya
32:00 <Kelevra> can't wait until my little sister leaves and I can create kaos in the kitchen
33:00 <slinky_J> haha
33:00 <slinky_J> :P
33:00 <christopher> did u see the :P cat
33:00 <christopher> i will show u
33:00 <slinky_J> this is balls, I wanted to check out this laptop tomoz but its not in store at the one near me
34:00 <christopher> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1743686_1584101428491966_1779040204296278819_n.jpg?oh=1bc7e7980fec2c12f87f0ac4e903cb66&oe=5530B6B4
34:00 <slinky_J> and the only 2 other places are ages away :/
34:00 <slinky_J> evil cat!
34:00 <slinky_J> does that cat know Riddick lolz
34:00 <christopher> lols
34:00 <christopher> its eyes yes
34:00 <slinky_J> haha
58:00 <Pieter> chicken caesar wrap and roast chicken with mayo sandwich !
58:00 <Pieter> IM ALL CLASS BAIBEE
58:00 <Pieter> its classy to tell the world im classy !
58:00 <Pieter> and I think i killed a fish in my clownfish aquarium , ones a floater :
58:00 <Pieter> stupid computer screensaveR:(
00:00 <Doodle> translation: I want attention, nobody is giving me attention, give me attention
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
00:00 <Pieter> insert tears here ---->
05:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One have you seen the film The Signal?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
06:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.re/movie/The_Signal_2014
06:00 <slinky_J> read the synopsis
06:00 <slinky_J> a friend recommended it, it's great
06:00 <slinky_J> it's not some bs sci fi, the film is a metaphore
07:00 <slinky_J> critics panned it but they stated how it can be hard for people to understand what it's really about
07:00 <slinky_J> I thought it was just fantastic and thought you might enjoy it too
08:00 <slinky_J> I could get you into it but i'd be giving shit away :P
08:00 <TokenDaRing> sup everyone
08:00 <slinky_J> ;) you'll want to see this one though he he he it's right up your alley!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
11:00 <christopher> 2 ppl died from sythn weed
11:00 <christopher> that shits dangerous
11:00 <slinky_J> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the front door bell rang and the people fucked off agai
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just heard the car
12:00 <Pieter> did they leave flaming poop @ your door ?
12:00 <Pieter> cos I would! =p
12:00 <Bastardly_One> must be the free bread fuckers the housemate scums off
13:00 <Pieter> jay n silent bob strike back on chan go tonight:P)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> classic moofee
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2015/01/13/frosty-fatwa-saudi-cleric-bans-snowmen/
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country’s north, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid replied: “It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun.”
17:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is fucked up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPw_GU3qk0k
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE DEAD SALESMEN DUO - Only Fire (Live) (Apr 2, 2014) 4:25 - Category: Music - 96 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One ummm they cant allowed to create idols or use the human foem.. its why their designs are geometric
24:00 <thestig> HUMAN FOEM
24:00 <Lwaxana> form
24:00 <thestig> i like foem better
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say where did that come from?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Yeah I know ... it's just sad even kids can't have a bit of innocent fun 
24:00 <Pieter> hey Zade:)
25:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
25:00 <Acan> Hi
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's in Tehran that dogs are banned 
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter did the police come around yet?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, dogs are supposed to be filthy to Muslims
26:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, heaps of rich Muslims keep them behind closed doors
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hidden in their apartments and stuff
26:00 <Pieter> Zade: whats going on ?
26:00 <Lwaxana> we all do our own things behind closed doors
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I was talking to someone that visited Kabul ... Afghanistan is Muslim right?
27:00 <Zade> nothing, yourself Pieter?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's made friends with a population of stray animals
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like dogs roam a certain part of Kabul in packs apparently
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not vicious or anything ... just dumped
28:00 <Pieter> designing a new chaise for my loungeroom :))
28:00 <Pieter> and rubbing my cats belly :p
28:00 <Bastardly_One> milk crates and cushions from the op shop
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your new chaise
29:00 <Pieter> hilarious
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not hilarious ... factual
29:00 <Pieter> how can you be so shameless in the shit you say ?
29:00 <Lwaxana> Muslims believe in Islam
29:00 <Pieter> typically people aint so retarded
29:00 <Pieter> anyway you think about that
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax, no really? :P
30:00 <Pieter> Zade: im doing a round one , trying to buy some foam now :p
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One, how have your last three days been? Get up to much?
30:00 <Lwaxana> wasnt sure you knew the subtlety
31:00 <Zade> cool Pieter
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax, I love it when people say something like ... Well I've nothing against Islam but those Muslim idiots! *lol*
32:00 <Lwaxana> that works
32:00 <StrykerX> Sup cunts
32:00 <TokenDaRing> hey StrykerX
32:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it been?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it does kind of if you think about it doesn't it? ... damn you and your logic :P
32:00 <StrykerX> Can't complain mate
32:00 <StrykerX> U?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> just got back from camping today
32:00 <slinky_J> man that Equalizer was great fun
33:00 <Lwaxana> nothing againt the religion... just have issue with the followers that act like idiots
33:00 <StrykerX> Nice
33:00 <TokenDaRing> did I miss much?
33:00 <slinky_J> I thought it'd be full of overkill moments but to my surprise
33:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX I know who you are irl
33:00 <slinky_J> Liam Neeson.
33:00 <StrykerX> Cunt
33:00 <StrykerX> Don't give out real names!
33:00 <slinky_J> watch this bro!!! 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax, I suppose I never looked at that statement in that context because most who make it are ignorant and think it's two seperate things
33:00 <slinky_J> funny as
34:00 <Pieter> talking about ignorance:/
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song ... has really cool lyrics 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX so I'm guessing nothing happened in three days?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFhgEFoNtDs
34:00 <slinky_J> soz laptop is slow
34:00 <Lwaxana> Pieter?
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE DEAD SALESMEN DUO - Anchor and Hope on UBlive (Aug 24, 2008) 3:02 - Category: Music - 2,903 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <slinky_J> hopefully buy new one tomoz
35:00 <StrykerX> Not really
35:00 <StrykerX> Sadly people are still alive
35:00 <StrykerX> Etc
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a jam with the singer earlier ... we're writing stuff for shit and giggles
35:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0GOlRwu_8
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Fallon and Liam Neeson Arm Wrestle (Jan 7, 2015) - Category: Comedy - 982,158 views - 10,796 likes (98.9%), dislikes (1.1%)
35:00 <slinky_J> I want to do this irl lolz
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to stop thinking it's the 1990s apparently
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMf2_EKkuP8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dead Salesmen - Bluestoned (Jul 17, 2011) 6:36 - Category: Music - 1,739 views - 24 likes (96%), 1 dislikes (4%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> another flashback
39:00 <slinky_J> oh wtf guardians of the galaxy has subtitles :/
39:00 <Pieter> ha ha
40:00 <Pieter> i got a 15gb version of that one
40:00 <Pieter> its fucking awesome:)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Australia Day could start the worse mosquito plague aust has seen
40:00 <Bastardly_One> how do they know the date? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Straight from the CSIRO to you!
40:00 <Pieter> and cows could jump the moon one day
40:00 <Pieter> space cows could exist
41:00 <slinky_J> fuck australia day
41:00 <slinky_J> bet there'll be controversy
41:00 <slinky_J> that Sam cockbitch guy should move from lamb to pork and advertise that on australia day LELZ
41:00 <Zade> its a long weekend
41:00 <Bastardly_One> next it will be aids infected ants with ebola that contract cancer
41:00 <simba> |<R4|3_|<|_||V|
42:00 <StrykerX> Controlled release
42:00 <StrykerX> Simple.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely what I just said StrykerX 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> CSIRO to you!
42:00 <StrykerX> Sorry, didn't read.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random but I get re-amazed at how big whales are today
43:00 <Blarp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zUf06iy1A
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Shift Ever - Waitress Receives Life-Changing Tip (Mar 31, 2014) 5:59 - Category: Comedy - 9,830,219 views - 104,106 likes (98.7%), 1,363 dislikes (1.3%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact you can walk through the arteries of one's heart is fucking amazing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> to be that big and still be non extinct
44:00 <slinky_J> b1 you downloading that sci fi film?
44:00 <slinky_J> ;D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I read about it and made a note of it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on Australia's worst ISP
45:00 <slinky_J> nice!!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> better off waiting until I go to sleep to d/l
45:00 <slinky_J> it was a little slow to start but once you get through the beginning it's fantastic
45:00 <slinky_J> true
45:00 <Bastardly_One> with the amount of shit I stream when awake like music and stuff 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, true
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
46:00 <Ryl> je suis charlie
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bin night and we've forgotten recycling since the week before Christmas
47:00 <Bastardly_One> could build a ship out of my coke bottles
47:00 <StrykerX> So put it out?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to in a min 
47:00 <Bows> LOL
47:00 <StrykerX> Ryl, how's your bank account? :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was just thinking this fucking bin is heavy considering it's only bottles
47:00 <Bows> should spend less time ircing you might put out bins
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bin bitch is why I remembered
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bows you fuckwit ... I was complaining the other day I'm the maid around here 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so sit the fuck down
49:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
49:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
49:00 <Bows> then do your job if you are
50:00 <Bows> do you wear an apron?
50:00 <Bows> if so that's hot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and those little tiara like things 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and a short black frock 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I nearly had to go to hospital today from cleaning up after this cunt actually
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was touch and go for about 10 mins
52:00 <Bows> you should not clean for them
52:00 <Bows> do basic things but do not clean, do not be their slave
53:00 <Bows> LOL faux LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and live in a landfill ... nuh thanks
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows, Bastardly_One enjoys dressing as a woman and being a "Queen"
54:00 <Pieter> i love the positivity here , its soooooo umm
54:00 <Pieter> awesome!
54:00 <Pieter> :/
55:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of fuckwits
56:00 <StrykerX> Sup Pieter?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: not his penis
56:00 <Bows> lol
56:00 <StrykerX> Of course not
56:00 <Bows> my penis is up with you all
57:00 <StrykerX> Viagra is in short supply atm
57:00 <Pieter> did anyone see him speeking of fuckheads or is he in one of his delusional states once again ?
57:00 <Bows> Pieter stole it all
57:00 <StrykerX> LOLL
57:00 <Pieter> but funny when fuckheads mentioned Bows and TokenDaRing come out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *speaking
57:00 <StrykerX> I'm on "ignore" but he knew what I said
57:00 <Bows> the ice was not enough
57:00 <Pieter> must be your mating call
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter is learning to massage his prostate for release as viagra is hard to get
57:00 <StrykerX> That's gold
57:00 <Pieter> anyway *muah*
57:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: same
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm on "ignore" too
57:00 <Bows> Pieter we missed you 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you posted soon as fuckheads were mentioned
57:00 <Bows> faux you too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all on ignore 
57:00 <TokenDaRing> but he just can't get enough of us
58:00 <Bastardly_One> his ignore is the same as bbl
58:00 <TokenDaRing> he's in love
58:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
58:00 <Bows> faux "im never coming back to austnet everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *angry face*"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl = I am going to cry now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so does ignore
58:00 <Bastardly_One> with Pieter
58:00 <mr_ducati> bout time
58:00 <StrykerX> Pieter can't ignore us
58:00 <StrykerX> He loves the attention too much
58:00 <StrykerX> Cause the only attention he gets off IRC
59:00 <StrykerX> Is from the Collingwood Police.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> mr_ducati, on your ISP you should change your nick to clappedout_H-CB250
59:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX and getting mocked in the streets
00:00 <StrykerX> Yup
00:00 <StrykerX> Spat on by passers by.
00:00 <StrykerX> Etc.
02:00 <Ryl> muslims ideals and values dont mix with the western versions
02:00 <Ryl> so why do they come here and then hate on us?
02:00 <TokenDaRing> what are western versions?
03:00 <StrykerX> Ryl got hacked by Anonymous.
03:00 <StrykerX> lolol
03:00 <Pieter> wtf Ryl
03:00 <Ryl> freedom, liberty
03:00 <TokenDaRing> most westerners worship the same Abrahamic god
03:00 <Pieter> you ignorant twat
03:00 <Pieter> :/
03:00 <Ryl> women being able to wear skirts
03:00 <Ryl> etc
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I personally think all religion is stupid
03:00 <Pieter> I think all religion thinks youre stupid
03:00 <Ryl> muslims should remain in thier middle eastern part of the world and leave the west alone
03:00 <Ryl> if they dislike it so much
04:00 <Ryl> not come over here and then attack and kill us
04:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, are you ignore evading?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> xlearly
04:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly*
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter, go pop some more pills
04:00 <TokenDaRing> you junkie scum
04:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet even christopher looks down on Pieter
04:00 <StrykerX> He'll run to his e-protection now.
04:00 <TokenDaRing> which is very telling
04:00 <Pieter> yeah but when a priest touches a kid no other catholics are called pedophiles
04:00 <StrykerX> Christopher is far superior to Pieter
05:00 <StrykerX> Always will be.
05:00 <faux> lllol
05:00 <Ryl> <TokenDaRing> I personally think all religion is stupid
05:00 <Ryl> would u still say that on your death bed?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
05:00 <Lwaxana> TokenDaRing and how many religions have you investigated?
05:00 <StrykerX> Religion is just a way to control the people.
05:00 <StrykerX> Strike fear into them
05:00 <faux> da ppl
05:00 <Ryl> what would u think will become of your soul?
06:00 <StrykerX> And you have absolute power.
06:00 <Ryl> if there really is a afterlife, you'd be fucked
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Lwaxana why would I need to investigate systems of faith that are based on blind faith rather than facts?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I love theology
06:00 <TokenDaRing> please don't tell me you're a science teacher
06:00 <Ryl> doesnt matter if he/she is a science teacher
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she didn't say you had to believe
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Ryl if there's an afterlife
06:00 <Ryl> you can separate faith and profession
07:00 <TokenDaRing> most of us are going straight to hell
07:00 <Bastardly_One> an informed opinion would help though
07:00 <Pieter> how about you read the fucking quran before talking about religion
07:00 <Pieter> you have no idea what youre talking about
07:00 <TokenDaRing> personally, I'm ok with oblivion
07:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, read the Torah
07:00 <Lwaxana> I have a science degree ... but that doesnt intefere with my beliefs in Buddhism
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the Jews make sense
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if you read the Torah then read the bible
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the bible makes less sense even with it's allegories
08:00 <TokenDaRing> would I find those in the fiction sections of my local bookstore?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're like ... well, this shit (the Torah) is quite sensible if you're into this shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I spent my teens reading anything and everything I could get my hands on that would give me some kind of insight into "the world"
10:00 <TokenDaRing> did you get bullied a lot in school Bastardly_One?
10:00 <TokenDaRing> that makes sense
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, kept to myself though 
11:00 <Ryl> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> people don't make sense 
11:00 <TokenDaRing> they do
11:00 <TokenDaRing> people are predictable
11:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you're right
11:00 <Ryl> im not
12:00 <slinky_J> there is an old chinese proverb
12:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps why they bored the crap out of me until I got out of that aloof teenager state of mind
12:00 <faux> where is Doodle
12:00 <slinky_J> that one learns more from travelling the world than reading as many scrolls as it would take to cover it.
12:00 <slinky_J> ;)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps that's why ... rather
12:00 <Ryl> fly lice me luv u long time
12:00 <slinky_J> not entirely true but it makes a good point
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh four sure Josh
12:00 <faux> four sure
12:00 <Bastardly_One> travel is the best thing I've ever done
12:00 <Ryl> is that the proverb?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it's been to western countries
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: there was a kid at my school called Antonio, same sort of person, aloof, almost arrogant
13:00 <Bastardly_One> totally agree with that proverb
13:00 <slinky_J> my fav proverb is If you meet your master on the road, kill him.
13:00 <TokenDaRing> stayed in the library on lunch breaks
13:00 <Ryl> whys that?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> everyone beat the crap out of him
13:00 <faux> what countries have you been to Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was never arrogant ... I was quiet
13:00 <TokenDaRing> even the other rejects
13:00 <Ryl> whats so great about travelling?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that sounds like this poor cunt I knew of that is now a security guard *lol*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to get spat on even by the other losers
14:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt ... will never forget the day he was forced into this upstairs hall
14:00 <TokenDaRing> he went to the same primary school I did too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> then his shirt ripped off and made to do pushups while they spat on him
14:00 <TokenDaRing> like, a lot of the people from the primary school I went to went to the same high school, just because it was highly regarded and near that suburb
14:00 <Ryl> wtf
14:00 <Ryl> if that happened to me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Damien his name was and I always wondered if it was a Ballarat dude on here called Damo
15:00 <Ryl> i would have went columbine on the place
15:00 <faux> excuse me Bastardly_One
15:00 <Ryl> i was a loner in highschool too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he just took it Ryl and laughed
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeeees forks?
15:00 <faux> what countries have you been to
15:00 <Ryl> id sit in the toilet cubicles every lunch and recess
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: this Antonio kid had a weird habit of grunting like a pig sometimes when he breathed
15:00 <Ryl> so no one in my grade really knew i was a loner
15:00 <slinky_J> I've been to Neverland, Wonderland and Tasmania.
16:00 <TokenDaRing> so everyone called him piggyface
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, just the US and Canada and a month in the UK but I lived in the US and Canada
16:00 <Ryl> they just assumed i hungout with ppl in different grades
16:00 <TokenDaRing> didn't help that he was short and fat
16:00 <slinky_J> I've been everywhere, man!
16:00 <Ryl> every lunch et
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said just western countries
16:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Skirmish
16:00 <Ryl> etc
16:00 <faux> ah yeah
16:00 <TokenDaRing> how's it been?
16:00 <faux> yay Skirmish
16:00 <Ryl> so i still remained 
16:00 <Skirmish> Evening to everyone. 
16:00 <Ryl> 'cool'
16:00 <Skirmish> oh hai faux
16:00 <faux> the least retarded.
16:00 <faux> hows it
16:00 <Ryl> in most peoples eyes
16:00 <TwEEk> OH HERROO!
16:00 <Skirmish> TwEEk too! The whole gang is here. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Token, that's cruel but funny 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the pigface thing
17:00 <TwEEk> Skirmish!
17:00 <Skirmish> faux: It's good. How are you handling the lovely weather? 
17:00 <Kelevra> hola TwEEk
17:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra!!
17:00 <faux> i hate it skirm
17:00 <Kelevra> how are you?
17:00 <faux> lol aircon ftw.
17:00 <TwEEk> good good :) how about yourself Kelevra?
17:00 <Kelevra> is it hot in sydney?
18:00 <Skirmish> I worked last night. Most humid night of all time. 
18:00 <faux> do you have ac at your work
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish I just got back from camping today
18:00 <Kelevra> TwEEk I'm excellent ty for asking =)
18:00 <TokenDaRing> got rained on a bit
18:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ac in the office. Going outside was terrible. 
18:00 <Ryl> these lame greetings
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rain central here but tropical
18:00 <TwEEk> haven't been in this place for ages, much changed?
18:00 <Ryl> so forced and fake
18:00 <faux> :''''(
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in Vic ... not the fucking Gold Coast
19:00 <TwEEk> hello faux, always a pleasure to see you :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I want my normal weather back
19:00 <Kelevra> TwEEk all the fancy ones have gone!
19:00 <TwEEk> aw :{
19:00 <TwEEk> well im back :)
19:00 <Kelevra> Ino
19:00 <Kelevra> yay
19:00 <Kelevra> not for long though, saw you've been matched up
19:00 <Ryl> TwEEk your mother was a HIV+ whore
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you expect this place to change?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except maybe to get worse and worse if possible?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 'sif!
20:00 <Ryl> Nikky`!
20:00 <faux> wb Nikky` 
20:00 <Ryl> how are ya hun?
20:00 <TwEEk> Ryl: was? not is? did she move on and get cured? good to know :)
20:00 <Nikky`> Thank you faux :o)
20:00 <TwEEk> Bastardly_One: point taken :D
21:00 <Ryl> dont get cute.
21:00 <Nikky`> I am good Ryl and you?
21:00 <TwEEk> faux probably still has me on ignore hahahaha
21:00 <TwEEk> better call guiness, we have a new record :D 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> TwEEk, I consider myelf a realist :P 
21:00 <Ryl> no bad, just famished lol
21:00 <TwEEk> Ryl: but I am cute :) honest
21:00 <Kelevra> TwEEk when you fighting?
21:00 <Ryl> i have some severe kfc cravings atm
21:00 <Ryl> its like im pregnant lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Ryl stfu ... I need dinner
22:00 <Ryl> fighting?
22:00 <Ryl> what do u mean by fighting?
22:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: well, I turned into a fatt for the wedding, honeymoon, christmas etc. but im back in training trimming right up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and am way too lazy to cook right now
22:00 <TwEEk> February 27th :)
22:00 <Ryl> whoa
22:00 <faux> wut
22:00 <Kelevra> sweet, best of luck!
22:00 <Ryl> tweek what sort of figthing u do?
22:00 <faux> i don't put people on ignore TwEEk, relax
22:00 <Ryl> mma?
22:00 <Ryl> boxing?
22:00 <Kelevra> train hard, go hard!
22:00 <TwEEk> Ryl: muay thai
23:00 <Ryl> wtf get outta here
23:00 <Kelevra> don't eat houses the wife makes!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
23:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
23:00 <Ryl> me too
23:00 <Bastardly_One> more like "pro" wrestling 
23:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: as in the ginger bread ones?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Ryl, you're Saemon ... you do nothing 
23:00 <Kelevra> yeah they were so cool
23:00 <Kelevra> BUT NOOOOOOOOOO
23:00 <Ryl> im 6'8 btw
23:00 <Kelevra> you have to win!
23:00 <Ryl> that gives me an edge
23:00 <Nikky`> Grrr fucking hell
23:00 <faux> wb Nikky` :P
23:00 <TwEEk> haha yeah, I actually didnt eat them - I dieted over christmas. you have no idea how hard that was
23:00 <Nikky`> Ta
23:00 <Ryl> in long range kicks
23:00 <Ryl> and elbow strikes
23:00 <Kelevra> aww you suck
24:00 <TwEEk> lol
24:00 <Kelevra> I'd have been binge eating my ass off
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Ryl/Saemon, shut up ... you never leave the house
24:00 <Kelevra> =P
24:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: I did plenty of that on the honeymoon hahaa
24:00 <TwEEk> I got fat, like FAT fat, had a gut and everything
24:00 <Ryl> what are you even talking about Bastardly_One?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, pregnant again? :P
24:00 <Ryl> lol
24:00 <Kelevra> I know you fkn phag, saying 'oh I'm fat'
24:00 <TwEEk> but... BUT I officially have abs again :) the wife is happy
24:00 <Kelevra> what you gained a freddo or something in weight
24:00 <Kelevra> lol
24:00 <TwEEk> no no, I had an actual gut, like I put the seat belt on and if fell over it, I was so embarrased
24:00 <Ryl> phag
24:00 <Kelevra> haha
25:00 <Ryl> is that a less offensive way of calling him a faggot?
25:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: my natural walking weight is 65, I was 72. SEVENTY TWO!
25:00 <faux> lol shes happy you have  abs again
25:00 <Kelevra> the endless roll of shame
25:00 <faux> cos thats not shallow at all
25:00 <StrykerX> Typical woman
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <Ryl> TwEEk i can fuck you up cunt 
25:00 <StrykerX> Only caring how your appearance is
25:00 <faux> excuse me
25:00 <Ryl> muay thai huh
25:00 <StrykerX> Ryl is just mad cause he got hacked
25:00 <Ryl> where u live?
25:00 <Bows> TwEEk the loser
25:00 <StrykerX> Never mind him
25:00 <TwEEk> faux: just because your fat.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, the fuck you up comment ... it's Saemon alright
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the IP looks like his too
26:00 <Ryl> lol Bastardly_One omg
26:00 <faux> ooooh epic irc burn
26:00 <Ryl> sting.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
26:00 <Ryl> sting. is. in. wwe.
26:00 <TwEEk> oh god, another "irc warrior" whos "trained in every deadly art" or "a street fight" blah blah blah go fuck off. you dont impress or scare me.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> WWE ... Sting
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Saemon
26:00 <Ryl> but he hasnt shown up yet
26:00 <Ryl> since tlc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd made a fucking awesome detective
26:00 <Ryl> no wait summerslam
27:00 <Ryl> no b1
27:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: I see this place hasn't changed one bit haha
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was Summerslam idiot
27:00 <Ryl> you'd make a fucking creepy stalker.
27:00 <Ryl> but oh wait
27:00 <Ryl> you already are one.
27:00 <Ryl> snap!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's on a similar contract to Hogan and Lesnar
27:00 <Bastardly_One> will only come out on special occassions
27:00 <Ryl> ic
27:00 <Ryl> well who u think he'd fued with eventually?
27:00 <Ryl> HHH or taker?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollins
28:00 <Ryl> i cant see any reason why he'd fued with taker...
28:00 <Ryl> and in that fued, who'd be the heel?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollins I said dickhead
28:00 <Ryl> both are way too over at this point to be a heel
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 'Taker aint ever coming back 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> his hips are too fucked
28:00 <Ryl> rollins?
28:00 <Ryl> fair enough
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Rollins
28:00 <Ryl> yeah but his just like 49
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollins sees him as the reason the Authority got kicked out full stop
29:00 <Ryl> look at flair, last match he wrestled he was like 65
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing is real dickhead
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need to worry about age when the winner is already decided in the script
29:00 <Ryl> fair enough
29:00 <faux> are you guys actually discussing wrestling
29:00 <Bows> yes
30:00 <Ryl> omg cant wait for daniel bryans in ring return
30:00 <Bows> same
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I hate to faux but he brings it out of me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
30:00 <Ryl> YES! YES! YES! \O/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it but I like to keep it to myself
30:00 <faux> that makes no sense
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45 not 15
30:00 <faux> so youre ashamed.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a secret :p
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yep! 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <TwEEk> wreseling is bvasically neighbours/home and away for men
30:00 <faux> oh ok
30:00 <Bows> mick foley is the best
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like admitting to liking ... I dunno
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Home and Away?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> TwEEk spot on ... just a soapie
31:00 <Bows> lol
31:00 <Ryl> faux hates you Bastardly_One, stop giving smileys like as if what shes saying is friendly banter.
31:00 <Bows> spot on my ass
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <Bows> i agree Ryl
31:00 <faux> :p
31:00 <Bows> faux should just fuck off
32:00 <faux> llllol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> faux :D :P ... :/
32:00 <Bows> "im never coming back to austnet"
32:00 <Bows> "i have a life now"
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she never said that at all 
32:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:00 <Bows> she did so
32:00 <Pieter> i love how people are obsessed over the people they 'hate'
32:00 <faux> i have never said that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she has never said that ever
32:00 <Bows> so explain why you pop around every so often?
32:00 <faux> Bows is so obsessive it's weird
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact she just left without a fuss
32:00 <Pieter> i just have to . and ill have em spending all day talking about me , not even once going out into the sun
32:00 <faux> sorry Bows am i ruining your irc experience
32:00 <Skirmish> I love how Pieter is a master of hypocrisy. 
32:00 <Pieter> Its hilarious:)
32:00 <Bows> did you finally step outside?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no, fuck you all ... no drama ... she just comes around less
33:00 <Ryl> renee left and has never came back :(
33:00 <Pieter> YOURE ALL MY LEMMINGS BaWHahaha
33:00 <Ryl> wheres sarah?
33:00 <faux> BaWHahaha
33:00 <Bows> renee left because of knifebunny
33:00 <Pieter> HAHAHA
33:00 <Ryl> aka serenity
33:00 <Bows> the humiliation was too much to handle
33:00 <faux> didnt renee leave like years ago
33:00 <faux> why are you still obsessing over irc users
33:00 <Bows> yes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> about 18mths ago
33:00 <faux> i literally dont even know who you are lol
33:00 <Ryl> because i liked renee
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon was obsessed
33:00 <Skirmish> knifebunny and Serenity were the same person? 
33:00 <Bows> hahaha Bastardly_One knows the exact date
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <Bows> Skirmish no lol
33:00 <Ryl> i had a crush on her im not ashamed to admit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> because she looked like a goth hooker
33:00 <Ryl> lol
34:00 <Bows> she was an ugly pig 
34:00 <Bows> femminist nutcase retard
34:00 <faux> she was fun to annoy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... she was alright to look at 
34:00 <faux> all feminazi ex stripper
34:00 <Ryl> renee left on 16/06/12 at 4:24pm
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes, feminazi extreme
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh she really was a stripper?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
34:00 <faux> yeah
34:00 <Ryl> that was the last time she was on here
34:00 <Bows> no she was not
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she sooooooooooooo looks like one
34:00 <faux> she told us lol
34:00 <faux> she said it was liberating
34:00 <Bows> that was a lie of hers
34:00 <Bows> to be accepting
34:00 <faux> who accepts strippers.
34:00 <Bows> she did pole dancing classes thats all
34:00 <Bows> guys
34:00 <Ryl> whats happened to mr. serenity?
35:00 <Bows> desperate guys especially on austnet
35:00 <Ryl> aka shadowlurker
35:00 <faux> so you then?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> to be fair it's just a job ... so is hooking
35:00 <Bows> faux i have standards so no
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know what you mean 
35:00 <faux> llol
35:00 <faux> cute
35:00 <Bows> i dont find her attractive or you if you were wondering
35:00 <StrykerX> Bragging on IRC you're a stripper = Major attention seeking
35:00 <Bows> yes StrykerX
35:00 <Bows> thats all she did
35:00 <Bows> and talked about womens lib and animal rights
35:00 <StrykerX> I have no idea who you're talking about
36:00 <StrykerX> But a nazi feminist who's a stripper is LOLZ
36:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, she was an attention seeker of the highest degree
36:00 <StrykerX> Just putting it out there.
36:00 <Bows> thats ok maybe she comes back sometime
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and would come in and just try to tear everyone down in "intellect"
36:00 <Bows> StrykerX there are many out there like her these days
36:00 <StrykerX> :/
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ended up looking like the most pompous bitch ever
36:00 <Ryl> they need a good raping
37:00 <Ryl> to teach them their place
37:00 <faux> it was funny cos she'd come in and start a convo about something "deep" and then sook that everyone was stupid when no one joined in
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
37:00 <Ryl> KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
37:00 <faux> and then rage quit
37:00 <faux> was intense
37:00 <Bastardly_One> every time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> intense rage quit
37:00 <Bows> yeh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
37:00 <StrykerX> Nawww
37:00 <StrykerX> I missed out on the fun
37:00 <Bows> then she would get knifebunny to zline u
37:00 <Bows> she use to make up fake logs
37:00 <Bows> she was insane
37:00 <Skirmish> faux: She should come back now. B1 gets into EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CONVERSATION. She would never be lonely again.
38:00 <Bows> and funny thing that happened is after they both pissed off, he came back under her nick LOL
38:00 <Bastardly_One> notice every single male opper attracts mental cases?
38:00 <Bows> or is one
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie had cutebutcrazzy too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever that bitch's name was
38:00 <Skirmish> You can't attract anyone B1. Mental or not. 
38:00 <faux> idk if any of you have snapchat but the live snaps today is the kite festival in india
38:00 <Ryl> do they get sexual favours in return or something
38:00 <Pieter> lets relive irc days!
38:00 <faux> and im laughing so hard one of the captions was "the wind was finally come!"
38:00 <Ryl> ^^^
38:00 <Bows> yes lets Pieter
38:00 <Pieter> this is wow
38:00 <Pieter> bbl
39:00 <Bows> Pieter remember mandy?
39:00 <StrykerX> LOL
39:00 <Ryl> i think Bastardly_One has incestual attraction for his sister 
39:00 <StrykerX> The bulldog
39:00 <Bows> yes
39:00 <faux> mandy irl :@)
39:00 <Bows> mandy
39:00 <Bows> the wild pig
39:00 <Bastardly_One> don't knock kites ... they're wicked fun
39:00 <Ryl> thats why his brother in law hates him
39:00 <StrykerX> faux, spot on!
39:00 <faux> her pig nose gave me anxiety
39:00 <StrykerX> I still have nightmares of her
39:00 <StrykerX> :/
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bows> i needed a box of zyprexa for her
39:00 <StrykerX> A giant pig
39:00 <StrykerX> Assaults me
39:00 <Bows> the goat walrus she is
39:00 <christopher> lol zyprexa
39:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the "her pig nose gave me anxiety" ... lol
39:00 <Bows> hey chris we missed u mate
40:00 <christopher> i gotta get some of that
40:00 <TokenDaRing> do you like to talk shit about me when I'm away?
40:00 <christopher> TokenDaRing i dont know u
40:00 <Bows> nah chris you need heroin and hot dogs
40:00 <christopher> fuck up
40:00 <Ryl> ooohh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> chris was good this morning
40:00 <Ryl> fight fight fight!!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> actually had a decent conversation with him
40:00 <StrykerX> Bows, you're referring to Pieter
40:00 <Skirmish> christopher: Is your cat still alive? You had a pretty big mental break today.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> first time in forever
40:00 <StrykerX> Heroin and hotdogs
40:00 <StrykerX> Actually, screw the hotdogs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he went off today?
40:00 <Ryl> TokenDaRing i talk shit about you when you're away cunt
40:00 <faux> i always miss the fun
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so his chat with me must of been the calm before the storm
41:00 <christopher> hi Fall
41:00 <Ryl> your dad fucked your asshole TokenDaRing u faggot
41:00 <christopher> faux
41:00 <faux> wow
41:00 <christopher> :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> his cat looks like him sadly
41:00 <faux> hello
41:00 <Bastardly_One> looks spastic
41:00 <Bows> StrykerX im refering to mandy and pieter pig
41:00 <simba> hi faux u rock
41:00 <faux> he doesnt look spastic he just looks angry and has a giant forehead
41:00 <StrykerX> Ahh oki
41:00 <faux> omg simby 
41:00 <faux> hap birf for the other day <3
41:00 <Bows> i can talk like a kid too
41:00 <christopher> faux is great
41:00 <simba> kool thanx :~)
41:00 <Bows> chris u there?
41:00 <christopher> yes
41:00 <Bows> did u get ciggies?
42:00 <christopher> yes
42:00 <Bows> nice 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Ryl
42:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get a lift to coles?
42:00 <christopher> nah
42:00 <TokenDaRing> go pray to your imaginary bearded guy in the sky
42:00 <Bows> u better have stolen some cheese n bacon rolls
42:00 <simba> Ryl seems like Saemon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it is 
42:00 <TwEEk> simba!!!!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he just spent 20 mins busting himself talking WWE with me 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been saying that it's him for a week
43:00 <simba> i neva noticed
43:00 <faux> holy shit i havent had a cheese n bacon roll in forevs
43:00 <faux> fressh from the asian bakery
43:00 <faux> yyyum
44:00 <Skirmish> I have mint ice magic. 
44:00 <Skirmish> ENVY ME! 
44:00 <faux> idk what that is
44:00 <Skirmish> Chocolate topping that goes hard when put on ice cream.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what he said
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
44:00 <faux> i havent had junk food in 2 months
44:00 <christopher> nice
44:00 <Skirmish> Sucks to be you
45:00 <faux> my poops have been amazing
45:00 <Skirmish> Pics?
45:00 <christopher> lol
45:00 <faux> havent taken any soz
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it is true though the better you eat the better you poop
45:00 <simba> i got salt n vinegar flavored peanuts WtF
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> salt and vinegar?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> who's mental idea was that in the office one day
46:00 <simba> tokyo drift
46:00 <faux> yeah ive been eating super healthy, all fresh stuffz etc etc and actually snacking like youre supposed to
46:00 <faux> its full on effort
46:00 <faux> but its good
46:00 <doctor> faux is back!
46:00 <doctor> wb faux
46:00 <faux> i saw an ad for kfc having  salt n vinegar popcorn chicken
46:00 <faux> thanks doc! 
46:00 <Bows> faux back
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that could work faux
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and sounds very tempting
47:00 <faux> yeah i would so try them
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but peanuts?
47:00 <faux> but im being good :o
47:00 <doctor> i've been eating pretty healthy too
47:00 <simba> its a good combo tho
47:00 <faux> excellent doctor
47:00 <Bastardly_One> really simba?
47:00 <faux> are your poops amazing
47:00 <simba> f*ck ye*
47:00 <doctor> haha, yeah
47:00 <doctor> they're enjoyable
47:00 <faux> solid 4 on the bristol stool chart
47:00 <faux> perfection.
47:00 <Bows> faux is back
47:00 <Bows> and healthy
48:00 <doctor> get the feeling of accomplishment
48:00 <faux> haha
48:00 <faux> hello xm
48:00 <xm> faux!
48:00 <faux> :D
48:00 <TokenDaRing> hey DemonsRun
48:00 <DemonsRun> Hiya hun
48:00 <TokenDaRing> hows it going?
48:00 <Bows> LOL what coinsidence
49:00 <DemonsRun> Not too bad, you?
50:00 <christopher> faux :)
50:00 <faux> hello
50:00 <christopher> hi again
50:00 <faux> lol drives a ducati, has dodo internet
50:00 <faux> seems legit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that before 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he should be named clappedout-hondaCB250
51:00 <Bows> he's a pedo that guy
51:00 <Bows> i baited him he was interested in meeting 15 year old chick
51:00 <slinky_J> I SAID IT ONCE AND I WONT SAY IT AGAIN.
51:00 <faux> he still pms me even though ive ignored him si nce like 1934
51:00 <faux> its weird
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah?
51:00 <Bows> yeh he's creep as fuck
52:00 <faux> yeah he'll say Hey faux :)
52:00 <faux> make me laugh :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy called scott` keeps pming me when I'm away
52:00 <faux> ...
52:00 <faux> and i ignore it EVERY time
52:00 <faux> its v odd
52:00 <Bows> yeh Bastardly_One i get scott` also
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure he thinks B1 says bi
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right ... so I'm not special
52:00 <Bows> faux he would not send me a pic he said he had no pics
52:00 <Bows> LOL
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bows> i said its 2014 mate everyone has a pic somewhere on the net
52:00 <Bows> nah sorry never took any 
52:00 <faux> lol.
52:00 <faux> wow
53:00 <Bows> yeh drives a ducati
53:00 <faux> he probably still uses a nokia
53:00 <Bows> LOL
53:00 <Bows> prob on win 95
53:00 <faux> no camera
53:00 <christopher> lol nokia
53:00 <Bows> just dialup with irc
53:00 <faux> lollllllll
53:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's Digerati in disguise
53:00 <faux> uses free maccas wifi
53:00 <Bows> prob is digerati
53:00 <Bows> another nutcase
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, it'd still be better than dodo if maccas
53:00 <Bows> free maccas wifi sucks i hate it :(
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I should know ... I'm on Dildo :(
53:00 <Bows> do not get dodo?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not by choice
54:00 <DoC> fuck off plivent
54:00 <Bows> I was thinking of changing and will refuse tpg ever again
54:00 <Bows> might go optus
54:00 <Bastardly_One> DoC, funny you should say that as that's who I think it is 
54:00 <christopher> optus is alrite
54:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun I'm ok, just recovering from camping
54:00 <simba> optus is ok 4 mobile
54:00 <TokenDaRing> and getting stormed on
54:00 <simba> phone
54:00 <Bows> chris how fast do you get?
54:00 <christopher> varys
54:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh wish I went camping
55:00 <christopher> over 600kbps
55:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I wanna finish up some writing sooooooooooooo ... enjoy the peace for a bit
55:00 <Bows> yeh thats not very good chris
55:00 <christopher> i dont download much
55:00 <Bows> no porn?
55:00 <christopher> nope
55:00 <simba> i dont download much... but i know i download you
55:00 <Bows> lol
55:00 <christopher> porn is teasing yaself
55:00 <Bows> you never wank chris?
56:00 <christopher> nope
56:00 <Bows> you need a release thats why 
56:00 <Bows> you do its human nature chris
57:00 <B1{MIA}> ffs chris
57:00 <B1{MIA}> no wonder you're always going off
57:00 <doctor> it just comes out in the urine if you don't
57:00 <B1{MIA}> everyone needs "alone time"
57:00 <B1{MIA}> *gone for now*
57:00 <christopher> nope
57:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah what doctor said
57:00 <B1{MIA}> frothy first piss?
57:00 <B1{MIA}> cum
57:00 <doctor> like an oily tinge floating on top the water
57:00 <B1{MIA}> and with that *goes*
57:00 <christopher> doctor piss cums
58:00 <christopher> ?
58:00 <doctor> not really cumming, just excess is removed
58:00 <doctor> mostly semen i think
58:00 <simba> cum
58:00 <B1{MIA}> it's a biological fact
58:00 <christopher> they better be seamen
58:00 <B1{MIA}> the first pee is full of dead babies
59:00 <christopher> they getting flushed
59:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway, I am REALLY going for a bit now
59:00 <christopher> ok 
59:00 <simba> B1{kumiinn]
00:00 <christopher> fried
00:00 <christopher> oil drops
02:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher are you fried again today
02:00 <christopher> aint been fried for ages
03:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently you were today
03:00 <christopher> nope
03:00 <StrykerX> christopher's memory is fried
03:00 <StrykerX> Cause I know he was last week
03:00 <christopher> yep
03:00 <StrykerX> And that's not ages.
03:00 <christopher> once in a month is ages
04:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah StrykerX I'm pretty sure it's a case of he gets high and drunk and then can't remember what happens/blacks out
04:00 <TokenDaRing> meanwhile he's flinging abuse left right and centre on IRC
04:00 <StrykerX> It looks it
04:00 <StrykerX> christopher, do you remember being z-lined last week?
04:00 <christopher> what u think ya doing now fuck whit
04:00 <TokenDaRing> here we go
04:00 <christopher> nope
04:00 <TokenDaRing> throwing the insults already
04:00 <StrykerX> LOL
04:00 <christopher> i was zlined for 2 hours
04:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: what are you drinking tonight mate?
04:00 <christopher> lol
05:00 <christopher> nothing
05:00 <StrykerX> Goon?
05:00 <StrykerX> Passionpop?
05:00 <christopher> i dont drink much nemore
05:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe a mate of his came over
05:00 <TokenDaRing> dropped some booze and weed off
05:00 <TokenDaRing> now he's having a little private party
05:00 <StrykerX> Or have you moved up to the $5 Moscato?
05:00 <christopher> talk about subjects
05:00 <christopher> not me
06:00 <StrykerX> You are a subject.
06:00 <christopher> nope
06:00 <StrykerX> Look at the bright side though, christopher
06:00 <StrykerX> You'll always be better than Pieter
06:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm told I missed out on some classic christopher meltdowns while I was up in the mountains
06:00 <StrykerX> Even if you were fried daily
07:00 <Nikky`> How long were you gone for TokenDaRing?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky` last three days
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I was up in the Glasshouse mountains
07:00 <TokenDaRing> just me and my fiancee
07:00 <StrykerX> Yeah you would've missed a few.
07:00 <Nikky`> Cool 
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I got told he was slagging me off in here one night
08:00 <Nikky`> I didn't see it but I don't pay attention to a few of the dicks and what they type
08:00 <christopher> yeah TokenDaRing i called u a hypacrit
08:00 <DemonsRun> Someone find me a man that looks exactly like matt
08:00 <DemonsRun> But is happy all the fucking time
09:00 <Nikky`> Matt?
09:00 <DemonsRun> Over this Fucking attitude he's had.
10:00 <StrykerX> Fuck. Almost out of smokes
10:00 <DemonsRun> The bf
10:00 <StrykerX> Thank god I get paid in the morning.
10:00 <TokenDaRing> hey christopher
10:00 <Nikky`> oooh
10:00 <TokenDaRing> want to know what I did while I was camping with my missus?
10:00 <DemonsRun> How hard is it to Fucking say "no, I don't want to go to your friends wedding"
10:00 <Nikky`> Well tell him to snap out of it or his head will break the front door also
11:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahaha
11:00 <DemonsRun> I Fucking wish 
11:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun you need a better guy
11:00 <DemonsRun> I want to pick up and leave tonight, I'm just not in the mood.
11:00 <DemonsRun> I don't get why it's such a hard decision. Work or wedding 
11:00 <DemonsRun> Which would you guys pick ffs.
12:00 <TokenDaRing> well
12:00 <TokenDaRing> what's happening?
12:00 <thestig> christopher 
12:00 <christopher> lol
12:00 <christopher> if u a tranny in russia u cant drive
12:00 <StrykerX> That depends on the people getting married, DemonsRun.
12:00 <DemonsRun> A wedding Saturday night. 7 hours of watching pure happiness and having fun
12:00 <thestig> christopher why would a mental ward warn against ecigs? wouldnt the be better off warning about crystal meth
12:00 <DemonsRun> Or working for 6 hours
12:00 <thestig> DEMONS
12:00 <TokenDaRing> why can't he decide?
13:00 <DemonsRun> If he comes to the wedding coz I want him to, he will sit in the Fucking corner and sulk
13:00 <DemonsRun> So it's up to him and idgaf either way, I'm going.
13:00 <christopher> thestig i dont do meth
13:00 <christopher> its shit
13:00 <TokenDaRing> he just smokes weed, gets drunk and comes in to abuse us all
14:00 <christopher> once a month is not smoking weed
14:00 <TokenDaRing> and go on about his run down apartment in a shithole suburg
14:00 <christopher> no u abusing me
14:00 <christopher> now
14:00 <christopher> wtf is ya problem
14:00 <TokenDaRing> you reap what you sow christopher
14:00 <christopher> u are a cockhead
14:00 <TokenDaRing> thats it
14:00 <TokenDaRing> here we go again huh?
15:00 <DemonsRun> Has a bad day at work and takes it out on me
15:00 <DemonsRun> Wish he'd Fuck off with his attitude.
15:00 <christopher> get TokenDaRing to bash him his a tough guy
15:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun you deserve better
15:00 <christopher> lmao
15:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck up christopher 
15:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher go talk to the voices my friend
15:00 <christopher> what voices
15:00 <DemonsRun> TokenDaRing one bad day every now and then doesn't make him a bad guy
16:00 <DemonsRun> I just don't want to put up with it.
16:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, are you still in Sweden?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun, Tony Abbott said "You'll find that a bad boss is like a bad father or husband, he does more good than bad"
16:00 <TokenDaRing> that doens't excuse it still
17:00 <clubsamwich> `mint, are you blonde?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher the people you talk to that aren't on IRC
17:00 <TokenDaRing> they're the voices
17:00 <clubsamwich> little faux
17:00 <DemonsRun> He's only going stupid coz I won't bite at him
17:00 <DemonsRun> Haha the sucker.
17:00 <DemonsRun> Rant and rave all he wants
18:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun doesn't he want you?
18:00 <DemonsRun> "Yes babe. Okay babe. That's fine babe"
19:00 <Israeli> Tuftoy, hello.
20:00 <DemonsRun> He barely talks Israeli, no point trying.
20:00 <Israeli> He's an faget
20:00 <DemonsRun> So not in the mood.
21:00 <DemonsRun> christopher: neck yourself.
21:00 <Israeli> LEL
21:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun he couldn't do that right
21:00 <TokenDaRing> he
21:00 <christopher> DemonsRun have fun
21:00 <TokenDaRing> he's the most inept person you can imagine
21:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr lol
21:00 <christopher> wish u luck
21:00 <DemonsRun> He make the rope too long.
22:00 <DemonsRun> Jump off the chair and land on the floor
22:00 <grem> hey, move it along. subject ppls.
22:00 <StrykerX> LOL
22:00 <StrykerX> christopher, did you try and hang yourself with rope that touched the floor?
22:00 <grem> subject change perhaps?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> what would you like to discuss, grem?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I think the floor is open
23:00 <Israeli> So, christopher is a sperg?
23:00 <amsy> clubsamwich, norway yes
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Israeli no, he's just....special
23:00 <DemonsRun> Matt, Chris is a fuckhead.
23:00 <DemonsRun> Wait til you meet b1.
23:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, i was going to say norway first but then i went with sweden
23:00 <christopher> nope
23:00 <clubsamwich> ...nuts
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:00 <Israeli> Special like... a kid dropped on their head a few times as a kid.
23:00 <christopher> DemonsRun i would say something
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Israeli: yes
24:00 <fawks> BB
24:00 <christopher> but u not dumb enough to get it
24:00 <clubsamwich> hey i have a subject or more of a question
24:00 <amsy> bb!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <Israeli> I can remember I was dropped once when I was about 6, my uncle was drunk and it hurt like fuck.
24:00 <fawks> <3
24:00 <TokenDaRing> but also imagine that he started heavy drinking when he was 12
24:00 <amsy> <3 :*
24:00 <TokenDaRing> and also huffed paint fumes at the same time
24:00 <fawks> How's u 
24:00 <TokenDaRing> for an extended period of his teenage years
24:00 <TokenDaRing> that's what you'd need to end up like christopher
24:00 <clubsamwich> if you were filthy rich do you think you could or even want to break away from fashion and just go with ultimate comfort? or would you stay as a slave to fashion?
24:00 <Israeli> That's what your teenage years are for!
25:00 <amsy> im alright, you?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
25:00 <clubsamwich> katatonic_kate01, welcome back ......to Dr Phil
25:00 <fawks> I'm OK tired but I need to stay up and work on this cunt of an essay
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, is it like that?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's ze question?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Israeli, I understand christopher also likes to try to "seduce" DemonsRun
26:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, it's like that
26:00 <TokenDaRing> he's got a bit of a thing for her
26:00 <clubsamwich> it's just the way it is
26:00 <slinky_J> clubsamwich!!!!!!!!
26:00 <slinky_J> <333#
26:00 <Israeli> LOL
26:00 <Israeli> What, does he do his sexy dance
26:00 <clubsamwich> i always had a thing for katatonic_kate01 ...she never gave a fuck what anyone thought, she was so cool, so untouchable
27:00 <TokenDaRing> he says stuff like "You nice, I like"
27:00 <Israeli> Which really, just looks like someone having an epileptic fit in slow motion
27:00 <slinky_J> o crap ima lag the laptop dlin two movies now :/
27:00 <TokenDaRing> "I want you
27:00 <Israeli> AAHHAHAH
27:00 <DemonsRun> Pm's saying the same shit
27:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J, yes, it's me
27:00 <slinky_J> Israeli download this movie https://yts.re/movie/The_Devils_Double_2011
27:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
27:00 <slinky_J> tis?
27:00 <christopher> i dont pm u DemonsRun
27:00 <slinky_J> hmm I better sample u
27:00 <slinky_J> just to be shore
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> trolls
27:00 <slinky_J> i mean *clubsamwich
27:00 <Israeli> christopher, I have tits, PM me.
27:00 <TokenDaRing> he also does this thing where if a female enters the chat room, he asks them how they are and uses a smiley face like :)
27:00 <DemonsRun> Christopher you do.
27:00 <slinky_J> im back too!
27:00 <christopher> Israeli u pm me
27:00 <Israeli> I'll show you if you ask nicely ;)
27:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli: they are my tits. I own them
27:00 <slinky_J> from the fuuuttuuurre
28:00 <StrykerX> christopher wants DemonsRun
28:00 <StrykerX> But she's too far above him
28:00 <christopher> nope
28:00 <StrykerX> Sooner he learned this, the better.
28:00 <StrykerX> Learns*
28:00 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing, man, it's just all so common for Austnet guys to chat up the newest girl in the room. Then slide back over to the originals.
29:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun, christopher pm's you?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
29:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahah
29:00 <christopher> no i dont
29:00 <DemonsRun> He does
29:00 <DemonsRun> All the time
29:00 <christopher> bullshit
29:00 <DemonsRun> "I like you, you like me?"
29:00 <clubsamwich> i always took the primary school tactic, take the piss out of the new girl until i was convinced she was cool enough to be here
29:00 <Israeli> OH wow
29:00 <DemonsRun> I've give him credit coz he never asks me for a fuck
29:00 <Israeli> Chris, if I were you at the moment, I'd be feeling pretty god damn inadequate.
30:00 <slinky_J> so christopher
30:00 <slinky_J> how about a fuck?
30:00 <slinky_J> ;D
30:00 <christopher> maybe
30:00 <slinky_J> who is Israeli
30:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher want to hear about the sex my fiancee and I had on our camping trip?
30:00 <Israeli> I'm an asshole.
30:00 <Israeli> A loveable asshole.
30:00 <clubsamwich> tight?
30:00 <DemonsRun> Loveable my ass.
30:00 <Israeli> Fairly tight ;)
30:00 <DemonsRun> You're a jerk and that's it.
31:00 <clubsamwich> don't want it too tight
31:00 <clubsamwich> fairly tight was a good answer
31:00 <DemonsRun> And so gay.
31:00 <christopher> TokenDaRing wanta go on about being better than me for hours
31:00 <christopher> ??
32:00 <christopher> shows u lack confindence
33:00 <christopher> ne1 picks on ppl for no reason
33:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
33:00 <DemonsRun> We pick on you coz you're a retard
33:00 <christopher> is just not happy being themselfs
33:00 <slinky_J> asshole is good
33:00 <christopher> well i am not retarded DemonsRun
33:00 <slinky_J> it's productive
33:00 <christopher> so u must be
33:00 <slinky_J> open wide, come outside, it's pootime!
34:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: mate, you slag me off when i'm away, you try hitting on DemonsRun's in PM and in here
34:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli am I retarded?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> and you wonder why we make fun of you
34:00 <clubsamwich> i just got here and i don't know who are the goodies and who are the baddies, so it will be interesting to see where this banter goes
34:00 <Israeli> No, christopher is.
34:00 <christopher> i didnt do ne of the shit
34:00 <TokenDaRing> it was you
34:00 <Bows> chris
34:00 <christopher> i dont pm DemonsRun
34:00 <christopher> i didnt slag u off
34:00 <Bows> whos is DemonsRun?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> you're saying DemonsRun is a liar?
34:00 <DemonsRun> I should have made you babysit Carter on Sat night Israeli 
34:00 <christopher> yes TokenDaRing
34:00 <Israeli> D:
35:00 <clubsamwich> yeah who is demonsRun?
35:00 <clubsamwich> is she someone's woman?
35:00 <Skirmish> My woman.
35:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher I'd believe her over you any day
35:00 <Bows> ahhh
35:00 <Bows> its Skirmish's gf
35:00 <christopher> thats cause ur stupid as fuck TokenDaRing
35:00 <clubsamwich> then why isn't Skirmish upset?
35:00 <Bows> dont know
35:00 <DemonsRun> Ohbby
35:00 <Skirmish> Why should I be upset? 
35:00 <DemonsRun> You know I love it when you claim me
35:00 <DemonsRun> XD 
36:00 <slinky_J> I'm always good clubsamwich :~(
36:00 <slinky_J> uno that! after our night together ;)
36:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli time for meeting tomorrow?
36:00 <Israeli> 9am
36:00 <DemonsRun> How long forsies?
37:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, we had a swingin' time
37:00 <Israeli> No idea.
37:00 <Israeli> Hopefully not long
37:00 <DemonsRun> Working out a time to pick up carter
37:00 <DemonsRun> Depending on when you leave the city 
37:00 <clubsamwich> Skirmish - what a man - what a winner
38:00 <Israeli> Don't schedule your day around meee
39:00 <clubsamwich> Don't schedule your pooping time around meeee
39:00 <DemonsRun> Don't want to be in Portland if you're just getting here 
39:00 <Skirmish> I love being a dad. "Hey son, want another 30mins on the Playstation? Log into my account and get me last the mission I keep drying on". 
39:00 <DemonsRun> Wait
39:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not picking Carter up
39:00 <DemonsRun> Etc was I thinking
39:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf*
39:00 <beehhh> Look what ave ya done made fool outta everyone
39:00 <clubsamwich> you're not the first, Israeli 
40:00 <Israeli> OMG beehhh <3
40:00 <clubsamwich> but your affection is noted
40:00 <DemonsRun> ***don't want to be drunk already by the time you get here***
40:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish that's cheating btw
41:00 <DemonsRun> Do your own levels
41:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun, Skirmish
41:00 <TokenDaRing> we should talk about sex
41:00 <TokenDaRing> get christopher all upset
41:00 <beehhh> http://oi59.tinypic.com/724p4y.jpg
41:00 <TokenDaRing> and calling us scum
41:00 <DemonsRun> Omg yet
41:00 <christopher> whats your obsession
41:00 <christopher> TokenDaRing
41:00 <DemonsRun> Yes*
41:00 <beehhh> this year highest number of indian citizens
41:00 <TokenDaRing> I had some hot sex on my camping trip
41:00 <StrykerX> christopher, are you a virgin?
41:00 <christopher> i am boring why talk about me
41:00 <DemonsRun> And you're not one of them beehhh! Hahaha
41:00 <TokenDaRing> my fiancee gives some great head
42:00 <DemonsRun> I wish I had a dick
42:00 <DemonsRun> So I could get a blow job
42:00 <Israeli> Christopher, what's your facebook, I want to add you.
42:00 <beehhh> from me?
42:00 <Israeli> We can swap nudes
42:00 <clubsamwich> have you ever had bad head?
42:00 <beehhh> yes
42:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Israeli kait just sent me a game invite of fb
42:00 <DemonsRun> Like
42:00 <TokenDaRing> I got a rim job too
42:00 <TokenDaRing> that was hot as hell
42:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off fat bitch
42:00 <beehhh> bitch bit off my head and took my money then run away
43:00 <Israeli> Send her a farmville request
43:00 <Israeli> Then send her pigs or something
43:00 <DemonsRun> Nowai
43:00 <clubsamwich> beehhh, always so dramatic
43:00 <DemonsRun> My blankie ripped :(
43:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher what is your favorite sex position?
43:00 <beehhh> im not complaining
43:00 <Israeli> christopher, FB?
43:00 <clubsamwich> send you a real pig, chopped up into bits ....or just a meat tray
43:00 <slinky_J> I wish I could blow as a job
44:00 <beehhh> feeeding kitten she nearly died otherday from the rain
44:00 <clubsamwich> her a real pig*
44:00 <slinky_J> if I were gay I so would.
44:00 <clubsamwich> dammit
44:00 <DemonsRun> Israeli lets swap nudea
44:00 <beehhh> if i didnt go there she wouldve been gone
44:00 <amsy> like blow dudes as a job?
44:00 <beehhh> can i join
44:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
44:00 <beehhh> puff puff pass
45:00 <Israeli> Sounds good DemonsRun ;)
45:00 <DemonsRun> Thought so
45:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna swap nudes with Skirmish too
45:00 <Bows> same
45:00 <beehhh> ride it then shove it in my pieole
45:00 <slinky_J> sigh
46:00 <slinky_J> I guess beehhh is better to have around as oposed to beagle
46:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher do you like to go down on a girl?
46:00 <clubsamwich> amsy is hysterical at the thought of homosexual prostitution
46:00 <TokenDaRing> give some hot oral action?
46:00 <beehhh> beagle is a shy boy a good christian guy
46:00 <slinky_J> amsy you still OS?
46:00 <slinky_J> he's an idiot
46:00 <slinky_J> made one little comment earlier and he flipped his switch
46:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX get me smokes
46:00 <slinky_J> rage quit lolz
46:00 <beehhh> no he isnt if someone will die for in oz that be the beagle
46:00 <amsy> yeah pandas
47:00 <clubsamwich> amsy you must be in your early 20s now?
47:00 <StrykerX> No
47:00 <StrykerX> You get ME smokes
47:00 <DemonsRun> Plz
47:00 <DemonsRun> Nowai
47:00 <DemonsRun> I'll owe you
47:00 <StrykerX> Wai
47:00 <Israeli> christopher, come back, we're not finished with you yet.
47:00 <amsy> im turning 30 in march clubsamwich lol
47:00 <DemonsRun> I'll make Israeli give you a gobby StrykerX 
47:00 <christopher> wtf
47:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, get out!
47:00 <beehhh> no other person would be anymore happier than him to see me in aussie soil
47:00 <Israeli> I swear to fucking god, if you ignore me again
47:00 <amsy> mhm oooold bitch
47:00 <christopher> retards
47:00 <Israeli> I'll come through your computer screen and slap you
47:00 <beehhh> he would be in tears of joy to see me live in his home
48:00 <amsy> i dont mind getting older at the moment
48:00 <clubsamwich> i have memories of your being much much younger than me
48:00 <Israeli> I'd like to vote that beehhh is a bot
48:00 <beehhh> no other person feels me more than him
48:00 <amsy> when i start looking haggard, then i might :)
48:00 <clubsamwich> maybe i stopped aging outside of irk and everybody inside sped up
48:00 <beehhh> i made him ignore me
48:00 <amsy> how old are you?
48:00 <Israeli> I'm 14
48:00 <amsy> hehe
48:00 <clubsamwich> i'm 32
49:00 <Israeli> 14/f/cali here
49:00 <amsy> not much older at all then
49:00 <clubsamwich> but people say i look 26
49:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher do you like to go down on a girl?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> or do you like to give it to her in the butt?
49:00 <beehhh> i tell you if there is any tru blu and few of them i met beagle is certainly one of them
49:00 <amsy> yeah i dont really think i look my age either... cold climate keeps people looking fresh ;)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you amsy?
50:00 <beehhh> nobody feels for me anymore than he does and its abosultely true he trully does
50:00 <clubsamwich> i haven't seen a/s/l in like 10 years, must be a joke
50:00 <clubsamwich> nice one, Israeli 
50:00 <DemonsRun> Itchy boobs
50:00 <Acan> Hi
50:00 <Israeli> <3
50:00 <beehhh> he has this voice in command with tune to make you closer
51:00 <amsy> b1 just about to turn 30
51:00 <DemonsRun> I need to shower soon. Skirmish get ready to wash my back :)
51:00 <beehhh> when you're down you feel someone out there still caring for you wishing you well no matter how far ya
51:00 <clubsamwich> amsy: are you having a 30th?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? I'd of said mid 20s ... so close enough :)
51:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher won't answer our questions :(
51:00 <TokenDaRing> how sad
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean
52:00 <beehhh> he said to me if he wins million he'd pay me a 100grand and dont want it back
52:00 <TokenDaRing> we try include him in our discussions
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you do look younger though than 30 amsy 
52:00 <amsy> clubsamwich, ill be in aus for my birthday so ill probably have 2 lol
52:00 <Israeli> beehhh, what would you do with 100 grand?
52:00 <beehhh> go to canada i guess
52:00 <amsy> coming back to norway just after
52:00 <beehhh> or norway
52:00 <Israeli> You know what I would do with 100 grand?
53:00 <beehhh> but beagle will send me another 100grand to me to come back to australia
53:00 <Israeli> I'd give my 100 grand to you beehhh 
53:00 <beehhh> he doesnt want me to go anywhere but there in australia
53:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, i always thought you were just in norway temporarily
53:00 <DemonsRun> I'd go halves in the pub with ya Israeli 
53:00 <NightOwl1> Evening all.
53:00 <amsy> well i thought so too to begin with but i love it here
53:00 <Israeli> Dat pub :3
53:00 <clubsamwich> there's so much i don't know or got wrong
53:00 <beehhh> i dont even have 100 dollar in my bank account mate
53:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
53:00 <amsy> have a job, house and a cat
54:00 <amsy> pretty settled
54:00 <NightOwl1> B1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh is Isreali the pub buyer?
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <clubsamwich> what is your cat's name?
54:00 <amsy> cisco
54:00 <DemonsRun> Dat pub gonna kick yo ass Israeli 
54:00 <clubsamwich> he the cat a good router?
54:00 <beehhh> sorry if I die before you see me
54:00 <amsy> i havent plugged him in
54:00 <Israeli> beehhh, I want to do heroin with you.
54:00 <amsy> hes just for show
55:00 <dog> digerati really is retarded
55:00 <beehhh> no hes supersmart
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you talking through your bot dog when you're banned
55:00 <clubsamwich> do you speak to the cat in english?
55:00 <beehhh> beagle has a good heart i can assure you no one touched me from that far before
56:00 <amsy> the cat gets spoken to in norwegian :p
56:00 <clubsamwich> beehhh, did he use a broom handle?
56:00 <DemonsRun> Shit. Gotta do bedding. Brb
56:00 <DemonsRun> God damn you Israeli 
56:00 <beehhh> nope, his laser light and put it on his cat to dance for me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> My Norwegian friend was swearing at me in Skype this morning
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded so boring ... are you guys that relaxed you swear without venom too?
57:00 <slinky_J> wow
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> amsy: coolies :P
57:00 <clubsamwich> haha
57:00 <beehhh> some of the words i cannot say it english but i'll learn and explain
57:00 <dog> huh
57:00 <dog> my bot?
57:00 <dog> wat?
57:00 <slinky_J> that was so interesting b1
57:00 <slinky_J> made my nite lol!!!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea what he was saying but he was swearing ... I know hey slinky?
57:00 <dog> i recognise a lot of you from oz.org
57:00 <slinky_J> I had this friend once and he said shit
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One why do you wanna kill me
58:00 <dog> some of you as far back as the 90s
58:00 <slinky_J> talking to beagle on skype is like that.
58:00 <Bows> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10931549_1579720835605642_2024782049595458415_n.jpg?oh=5ef83a8271656d2a2a48362d584f3ffc&oe=553A2E0C&__gda__=1432594278_3d9d9dfcba5992557d52fb69e4f4c638
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was just so relaxed ... and he's like do you know I was just swearing really badly at you?
58:00 <slinky_J> oh dang just reminded me of Cartman
58:00 <slinky_J> and that skypey thing
58:00 <dog> ty
58:00 <slinky_J> with dudes jerking off
58:00 <clubsamwich> yw
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <slinky_J> trying to find Kyle friends lolz
58:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, have you met Israeli?
59:00 <StrykerX> He seems cool.
59:00 <clubsamwich> omegle?
59:00 <Bows> Israeli is Pieter
59:00 <clubsamwich> omegle reactions
59:00 <slinky_J> oh it's Pieter.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol slinky 
59:00 <beehhh> disguetng
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was DemonsRun's friend the pub buyer ... not that it matters to me one way or the other
00:00 <beehhh> http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/552814_304308959639023_212147665521820_723276_1460216915_n.jpg
00:00 <amsy> b1
00:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy
00:00 <amsy> swearing is meh in norwegian yes
00:00 <clubsamwich> omegle evolution: strangers chatting > strangers chatting with video > dudes flashing their boners to chicks to gauge their reaction > dudes just jerking off
00:00 <DemonsRun> B1
00:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, sounded like it
00:00 <DemonsRun> Go Fuck yourself.
00:00 <clubsamwich> amrite?
00:00 <amsy> nothing is really offensive enough
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
00:00 <beehhh> Alta where i want to be
00:00 <amsy> its all damn and hell and stuff
01:00 <FredFlinstone> you tell him DemonsRun 
01:00 <beehhh> more heatwaves to come for the farmers in downunder
01:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, has anyone managed to hurt your feelings in Norwegian?
01:00 <dog> :3
01:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, oh right ... no onder it sounded so boring 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no *wonder also
01:00 <dog> one of my best friends is from hell in norway
01:00 <amsy> no, norwegians are very sweet and arent out to hurt feelings
01:00 <dog> he works for the norwegian armed forces
02:00 <amsy> at least the ones i know
02:00 <beehhh> clever people are fleeing to canada and buying poperties are cheaper there compared with many
02:00 <dog> he showed me around stavanger
02:00 <amsy> ah
02:00 <dog> which was cool
02:00 <dog> brb
02:00 <amsy> i live near stavanger
02:00 <slinky_J> soz back was flooding b1 in pm with sexy thoughts.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Stefano is a really nice guy actually ... he goes out of his way to be "nice" actually
02:00 <beehhh> sandnes
02:00 <amsy> sandnes yes beehhh
02:00 <slinky_J> this red isnt so nice.
02:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> that's what I get for 3 dollar red
02:00 <beehhh> will you visit me to london
02:00 <FredFlinstone> what is it slinky_J ?
02:00 <amsy> i dont believe so
02:00 <slinky_J> Gossip
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <beehhh> they have 4 flights a day to london
03:00 <FredFlinstone> Chateau Piss?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
03:00 <FredFlinstone> mo wonder yes I was rightQ
03:00 <beehhh> well seems like i'd be visiting you amsy
03:00 <slinky_J> I had loose change so bought two bottles earlier today
03:00 <amsy> hahaha :(
03:00 <beehhh> where can I stay
03:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwww
03:00 <slinky_J> shouldve just bought an 'okay' five dollar bottle..
03:00 <slinky_J> yer man
03:00 <dog> amsy: i haven't seen the northern lights yet
03:00 <FredFlinstone> may as well drink shit
03:00 <amsy> i have a balcony
03:00 <dog> finland, estonia, norway
03:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas my Swedish friends are really sarcastic ... I can see why Norway thinks the rest of Scandinavia sucks probably
03:00 <dog> amsy: turn them on next time please
03:00 <beehhh> i just need a dunny
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're nicer and less sarcastic than the rest IMO
04:00 <slinky_J> I like a nice dry red
04:00 <slinky_J> heavy
04:00 <slinky_J> mm
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Shiraz
04:00 <slinky_J> can watch an entire film and have two glasses
04:00 <amsy> dog, ive seen them twice... but it was just lucky... they dont usually come down this far
04:00 <FredFlinstone> cant go past PepperJack for sonsistency
04:00 <slinky_J> FredFlinstone this cinema in town serves this awesome bubbly red!
04:00 <dog> amsy: where are you
04:00 <slinky_J> so so nice
04:00 <FredFlinstone> consistency
04:00 <beehhh> https://backpackies.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/toilet1.jpg
04:00 <amsy> stavanger!
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
04:00 <slinky_J> I like pepperjack
04:00 <clubsamwich> when i was young, i had an online relationship ...if you can even call it that ...with a middle aged woman in norway ...once i said she was being silly and she got really offended
05:00 <FredFlinstone> not into bubbly red
05:00 <dog> amsy: where did the trolls go that put those swords in the ground
05:00 <clubsamwich> the most pissed off for me calling her silly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the northern lights you have to be right up the top I thought? ... dunno 
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I am drinking chardy tonight
05:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, is being called "silly" really offensive in Norway?
05:00 <amsy> hafrsfjord
05:00 <beehhh> amsy you have a power room with a suit for me
05:00 <beehhh> powder
06:00 <clubsamwich> anyway, she was a dickhead and i was just using her for cyber sex
06:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh ... silence
06:00 <amsy> b1, solar storms sometimes make them happen further south
06:00 <slinky_J> lol clubsamwich i almost fell into an online relationship on fb lst yr
06:00 <slinky_J> deleted her
06:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha slinky_J 
06:00 <amsy> being called silly isnt offensive 
06:00 <amsy> gosh
06:00 <clubsamwich> easy break up
06:00 <slinky_J> thought to myself man this chick is awesome but this is stupid she's in melbourne
06:00 <slinky_J> LOL
06:00 <amsy> weird questions
06:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One only wants to check in at amsy's motel in norway bla bla bla
07:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, oh right ... I don't think I'm ever gonna see them in person so I've not gone into too much info about it ... out of jealously of those that witness such awesome things
07:00 <slinky_J> we'll chat again sometime when im ready but it was weird just weird and she must have known it too, she aint stoopud
07:00 <dog> amsy: <3
07:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, thanks ...i guess she was just a nutbag
07:00 <beehhh> b1 your not going there before me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, I'm not going there before anyone ... I plan to live in the US again one day 
07:00 <amsy> b1, they can be seen in melbourne on very special occasions too you know
07:00 <beehhh> i have a plan to go england you dont
07:00 <amsy> well
08:00 <dog> amsy: you are in melbourne?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, kind of ... as well as from here in the local observatory
08:00 <beehhh> actually norway is far better than america
08:00 <amsy> out of melb of course because of light pollution
08:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, sounds like it would just hit that awkward point and someone needs to say "hey this is a mugs game", slinky_J 
08:00 <dog> amsy: next time my friend kjell visits from norway you should meet us
08:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, but it's not the same as being in the northern hemisphere ... so ... jealous
08:00 <amsy> dog, no im just from melb
08:00 <dog> ah ok
08:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, it's where a lot of my close friends live ... makes sense to me 
08:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage look at the second list
08:00 <amsy> actually live here in norway
09:00 <beehhh> International Labour Organisation (ILO)'s statistics
09:00 <amsy> dog, does kjell work near the swords there?
09:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, can i come to your 30th party? i promise to wear an unfashionable suede jacket and stand awkwardly in a corner for the whole night
09:00 <beehhh> UK has 500,000 bangladeshi living there
09:00 <dog> amsy: unsure where he currently works
09:00 <amsy> theres an army base right next to them
09:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha
09:00 <amsy> ah
09:00 <dog> amsy: he works for the health csirt though
09:00 <DemonsRun> Oh god
10:00 <amsy> theres also a NATO base not far from here too
10:00 <clubsamwich> whatever happened to Netz?
10:00 <clubsamwich> he still kick it round here?
10:00 <StrykerX> He got a life.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there is too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you feel about it being there amsy?
10:00 <dog> bbl
11:00 <beehhh> where can i find curry in norway amsy
11:00 <clubsamwich> Netz got a life before amsy? ...didn't call that one
11:00 <Bastardly_One> netz is around
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just gotta know where to look
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: FB and Twitter
11:00 <amsy> about nato/army bases being here? i dont really have an opinion... dont mind seeing the uniforms walking around though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's still alive and being a perv into feet tickling
11:00 <beehhh> Alta is a fuct place btw
12:00 <Picard> slodders
12:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, hah *lol*
12:00 <amsy> i have a rich and full life clubsammy :p irc helps to pass the time at work haha
12:00 <beehhh> i hope British^Meat becames a farmer in australia n fulfills his aussie dream
12:00 <clubsamwich> mistyping my nickname, that's a low blow, amsy
13:00 <clubsamwich> you're lucky i always pay close attention to everything you say
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I think I'm good at reading broken English but why is it beehhh hardly ever makes sense?
13:00 <amsy> it was supposed to be cute
13:00 <beehhh> amsy your a good soul trying to save as many you could i can see that
13:00 <clubsamwich> leave cute to me, amsy ...you're busy enough swearing at your cat in Norwegian
13:00 <clubsamwich> silly cat
14:00 <amsy> he is a silly cat
14:00 <amsy> just being honest
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ "silly cat!" in Norwegian
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he nailed it 
14:00 <clubsamwich> i'm really offended for your Norwegian cat
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> by the sounds
14:00 <beehhh> not everyone like as same as you
14:00 <beehhh> people dont want to help others thesedays
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who was it Norway went to war with?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the Danes that right
15:00 <Picard> england
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that must of been the most boring war ever
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you silly Danes!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you *insert sarcasm here* Norwegians
16:00 <beehhh> this day and edge everyone grapples to hold their survival to the ground and barely
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh there's a big cannon from that war I think on the Norwegian coast
16:00 <clubsamwich> i think all cats are silly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> clubsamwich is now officially dead
16:00 <clubsamwich> oh no
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the al-kitteh have spies everywhere
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they will get you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you know nothing of cats
17:00 <clubsamwich> what are you? Norwegian?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00 <clubsamwich> this is the most Norway talk I've ever seen on austnet
18:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
18:00 <clubsamwich> this is also the most boring time i've seen on austnet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nay ... but you do realise if cats had thumbs we'd be the pets right?
18:00 <clubsamwich> that was meant to be cute, amsy
18:00 <slinky_J> woo dl 3 new movies yay
18:00 <beehhh> this is purely my quote for tonight
19:00 <slinky_J> finally got a copy of The Devil's Double 720p tho :/
19:00 <beehhh> "This day and edge everyone grapples to hold their survival to the ground and barely has any sort of humanity left among many."
19:00 <slinky_J> :( i cri
19:00 <amsy> ok
19:00 <beehhh> you like it
19:00 <slinky_J> HEY Bastardly_One THIS IS FOR U http://i61.tinypic.com/2u7yq93.jpg
19:00 <slinky_J> aaaaahahahuhuehhuehuehuuu
19:00 <clubsamwich> what movies, slinky_J ?
19:00 <slinky_J> Guardians of the Galaxy, The Devil's Double
19:00 <slinky_J> i forget the other one lol
20:00 <slinky_J> I <3 fast net
20:00 <Bastardly_One> one day that pic might happen to me 
20:00 <slinky_J> i didnt realise they've been seeding for like an hour LOL
20:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the middle eastern people I talk to might kidnap me 
20:00 <beehhh> see the bunkers in usa sells for a million you cant even buy a flat in footscray for a million
20:00 <clubsamwich> guardians is great
20:00 <slinky_J> Sin CIty a Dame to masturbate over
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can ignore Dave Batista
20:00 <clubsamwich> i started watching Parks and Recreation because of Chris Pratt in Guardians
20:00 <slinky_J> ya?!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's awesome
21:00 <slinky_J> is just too bad the foreign films i wanna dl arent on YIFYs site :/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> P and R is so underated
21:00 <beehhh> everyone has internet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been watching P and R from season one ep 1
21:00 <beehhh> you guys are lack behind a bit
21:00 <slinky_J> yeah I like chris pratt ey
21:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for Jurassic World
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Rob Lowe is great in P and R
21:00 <slinky_J> I almost faint each time I watch the trailer *drool*
21:00 <slinky_J> and no gay feathered dinos woo!
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <clubsamwich> Bastardly_One: i totally agree, some guys at work got me on to it ...i watch it on the way to work every day now, totally a part of my life now
22:00 <slinky_J> Chris Pratt and his velociraptor squad ftw
22:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna jerk off in the cinema
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I never thought Rob Lowe would be good in anything
22:00 <slinky_J> wait no, I told mum she has to come with because we saw jurassic park 1 together at the cinema
22:00 <Bastardly_One> watch P and R and that changes that
22:00 <slinky_J> I'm going to jerk off in the cinema toilets!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's really good in R and R
22:00 <Bastardly_One> * P and R
22:00 <clubsamwich> Rob Lowe was good in Waynes World playing that jerk
22:00 <slinky_J> he's FAT in parks and rec lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's middle aged in P and R
23:00 <slinky_J> he's one of those johnny depp types that goes under the radar then bang!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> happens to most of us you know :P
23:00 <slinky_J> did u like the pic b1?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he was shit in every movie 
23:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
23:00 <slinky_J> i saw haha
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it could happen to me that pic :P
23:00 <slinky_J> you're too young for that pic to happen
23:00 <beehhh> http://josefshomperlen.net/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/6557c_SW_head_plate_before_1_sr_140430_4x3_992.jpg
23:00 <slinky_J> :P
23:00 <slinky_J> and bald!
23:00 <slinky_J> for some reason those cunts are obsessed with facial and head hair.. go figure.
23:00 <clubsamwich> i wouldn't say johnny depp was ever under the radar
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean too old and bald
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heaps of hair right now 
24:00 <slinky_J> he was this superstar but not the A lister he is now 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been fucked cropping it for ... 
24:00 <clubsamwich> most girls i knew adored depp from 21 jump street days
24:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno but a long time
24:00 <slinky_J> Pirates changed everything for him
24:00 <slinky_J> yer
24:00 <slinky_J> but now he's a blockbuster movie star so he's everywhere
24:00 <beehhh> i remember him from there
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like Johnny Depp ... kind of a man crush on him and Robert Downey Jr
24:00 <slinky_J> lone ranger was only worth watching because of him
24:00 <clubsamwich> he wasn't doing mainstream shit that he's doing now, but he was still well known
24:00 <beehhh> new kids on the block
25:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One Only You
25:00 <Nikky`> clubsamwich
25:00 <slinky_J> great movie ey ;)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <clubsamwich> Nikky` :D
25:00 <slinky_J> my fav rdowney film ever
25:00 <slinky_J> and billy zane 
25:00 <Nikky`> <3
25:00 <Bastardly_One> question for those that like movies
25:00 <slinky_J> he just didnt make the cut :/
25:00 <beehhh> jon bon jovi also old skool
25:00 <clubsamwich> i can't stand downey jnr
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone had to play you in a movie on your life who would it be?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Robert Downey Jr is the only one that could fit me 
25:00 <beehhh> only he didnt age as much due to his italian heritage
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I would need to be played by a fuck up
26:00 <slinky_J> downey jr is like travolta in a way, travolta we became bored with and his movies sucked, chains of gold? srs
26:00 <slinky_J> downey jr just did too many drugs and nobody wanted him haha
26:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
26:00 <slinky_J> Tropic Thunder man
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and mental
26:00 <slinky_J> you see the extras with him
26:00 <beehhh> his iron man 3 went superhit
26:00 <clubsamwich> Bastardly_One, i'd want him, but he's dead - phillip seymore hoffman
26:00 <slinky_J> when he's getting into the afro american character and loses his shit, so funny
26:00 <clubsamwich> to play me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he'd be a good choice to play me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> clubsamwich fair enough
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Iron Man is just his cash train 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not gonna treat that as a typical Robert Downey Jr acting role
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's other stuff is more dialogue I think
27:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole
27:00 <clubsamwich> robert downey jnr has thing thing he does in every movie no matter what the role, talks really fast like a burst of information, kind of like gilmore girls
27:00 <clubsamwich> i fucking hate it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> see? I love dialogue movies
28:00 <clubsamwich> and when he does it he's really cocky
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I can see where you see cocky
28:00 <clubsamwich> i love dialogue movies too, as long as he's not in it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... fair enough
28:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQqTAIUpfE
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of people hate him and I can appreciate why
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robert Downey Jr. - Billy Covington (Jun 21, 2008) 4:54 - Category: Film & Animation - 13,954 views - likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he really is just a fuck up of sorts
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel the same way about Sean Penn
29:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot stand him
30:00 <clubsamwich> i don't think i've seen enough of sean penn or have a strong enough opinion on him
30:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh, everyone is so damn serious. 
30:00 <DemonsRun> Over it 
30:00 <clubsamwich> i really like him in U-Turn
30:00 <Picard> 18 lines of text, 14 from one imbicle
30:00 <DemonsRun> ^^^
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Dead Man Walking?
30:00 <clubsamwich> because it was one of those sit down with nothing to do and catch it on foxtel with no expectations
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good ... 
31:00 <christopher> hey
31:00 <christopher> b1 ssshhh
31:00 <DemonsRun> :O
31:00 <DemonsRun> Mean
32:00 <amsy> hehe
32:00 <clubsamwich> but outside of that what do i remember penn in - mystic river, sam i am, was he in 21 grams?
32:00 <christopher> hmmm weed
32:00 <clubsamwich> he's not a stand out actor to me, just never really bothered to form an opinion on him
32:00 <christopher> could make music if i had some
32:00 <clubsamwich> make music with skin
33:00 <christopher> nah i make noise
33:00 <christopher> repeative noise
33:00 <christopher> lols
33:00 <Bonny> oh christopher is loud when he has sex?
33:00 <christopher> no
33:00 <clubsamwich> i only just 2 days ago heard the phrase "hand on gland combat"
33:00 <christopher> but if u want
33:00 <clubsamwich> holy fuck that just works so well
33:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KijhRQOSBbU
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tour of MGM Grand Buffet in Las Vegas in HD - Dinner Buffet Tour at MGM (Apr 13, 2014) 6:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 20,597 views - 23 likes (92%), 2 dislikes (8%)
34:00 <clubsamwich> or hand to gland combat
34:00 <Bonny> you're the one talking about noises, chris
34:00 <christopher> music teckno
34:00 <beehhh> price is resonable only 15usd
34:00 <Bonny> ahhhhhhhhh ok
34:00 <christopher> :)
34:00 <clubsamwich> Bonny, short for Bonita?
34:00 <Bonny> I hate techno
34:00 <Bonny> nup
34:00 <beehhh> Australia has no food all imported from china
34:00 <clubsamwich> ....short for Bones?
34:00 <Bonny> it's not short for anything
34:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, get sylenth I and II ... best vst's ever I am telling you
34:00 <christopher> ok Bonny i will give making techno up for u
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and mke your own sounds with it too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *make
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll make even you sound ok
35:00 <beehhh> they just took the mickey out of me
36:00 <Bonny> an 80's music mix would be good, christopher but it's before you time
36:00 <Bonny> your*
36:00 <beehhh> two guys are dead after making tea out of syntetic cannibus
37:00 <simba> beehhh is a sinner
37:00 <Bastardly_One> an infidel!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Fatwah on beehhh!
37:00 <christopher> lol Bonny
37:00 <christopher> i am 35
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just issued it 
37:00 <simba> Fattah Jeldiani
38:00 <Bonny> still b4 your time
38:00 <christopher> i can get midis of 80s songs
38:00 <clubsamwich> haha fatwah
38:00 <christopher> make tracks
38:00 <Bonny> sounds good, chris.. :)
38:00 <Bonny> there is so much material you can use
38:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, did you read what I said? get that vst ... I wanna see if you can make an ok 4/4 edm trac
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *track
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and not fucking noise
39:00 <christopher> 4/4
39:00 <christopher> ?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you did one ambient track I like ... that's it ... the rest is fucking noise
39:00 <christopher> wtf drugs u on
39:00 <christopher> music is always 4
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like a deadmau5ish or wolfgang gartner kind of thing
39:00 <christopher> 4 beats per 4
39:00 <christopher> bar
40:00 <Bastardly_One> usually ... 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> even though ... you use FL yeah?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> evening 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> your net settled yet?
41:00 <Picard> ffs
41:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is
41:00 <Picard> will you stop talking u cretin
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard must be typing to himself out loud
42:00 <Nikky`> huh what why
42:00 <simba> now Picard cant talk
42:00 <TokenDaRing> yay
42:00 <TokenDaRing> a great moment
43:00 <clubsamwich> most of the time i swing into #sydney there's absolutely nothing going in
43:00 <clubsamwich> on
43:00 <Bastardly_One> except bots I hear and Wookie being a bitch
43:00 <simba> i heard there are heaps of gays
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Wookie isn't human by the way ... she's some dreg sub species
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One, #sydney?
43:00 <Bows> she is
44:00 <Bows> she is fully fried that girl lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing, yah ... so I hear
44:00 <TokenDaRing> I went into that channel and spotted at least 6 bots
44:00 <Nikky`> She still around?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just ask Wookie where you can score from
44:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha fully fried
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Nikky` ... 
44:00 <Bows> lol
44:00 <clubsamwich> a fully fried ham planet?
44:00 <Bows> she recons she got done for trafficking
44:00 <Bows> LOL
44:00 <Bows> conspiring to traffic
44:00 <Bows> what a LOAD of shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> she got busted trying to import 3 TONNES of pot from PNG with her mother and bf
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and did 18mths in prison
45:00 <simba> ive been to jail
45:00 <Bows> thats bullshit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so when she goes off I just ask her where to score
45:00 <simba> and sold drugs and killed people and all that
45:00 <Bows> 3 tonnes you would do more than 18 months
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not bullshit ... I can show you the news article
45:00 <Bows> lets see it then
45:00 <Bows> so I can ask her for more weed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they got that much and an NZ guy got more
45:00 <Bastardly_One> okie doke ... hang on 
45:00 <Bows> how much did nz guy get?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> might take a sec
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure 
45:00 <Bows> she musta ratted someone out
46:00 <Bows> 18 months is low for 3 tonnes of importation
46:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
46:00 <slinky_J> fuck this laptop
46:00 <slinky_J> so buying this new one tomoz
46:00 <slinky_J> for fuck sake lolz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she showed pics of the prison farm on her FB
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious
46:00 <Bows> lolllllllllll
46:00 <Bows> a cattle station in cairnes
46:00 <clubsamwich> she musta ratted someone out for a bowl of cheerios
46:00 <Bows> she prob just went to remmand
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I will get the article 
47:00 <Bows> did afew weeks if that
47:00 <Bows> she didnt even know what pot was when I was asking her questions 3 tonnes is huge
47:00 <beehhh> lonely is the night tonight
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.bluelight.org/vb/archive/index.php/t-364641-p-17.html  ... and look for the bust in Qld and the name Jackie W
48:00 <slinky_J> you wanna see a cool pic 
48:00 <Bows> lol good old bluelight
48:00 <slinky_J> this is the REAL 72 virgins ISIS r after ;)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> here you go
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/14/2771472.htm?site=news
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the story when it happened
49:00 <simba> Link up a jpeg - don’t forget a 56k warning. Cheers.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was looking for
49:00 <slinky_J> http://i60.tinypic.com/33jqvyb.jpg
49:00 <slinky_J> bwahahahaha
49:00 <slinky_J> I bet even simba likes that pic..
49:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
50:00 <slinky_J> :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she legit did it the idiot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> even had pics of the prison farm she went to on FB
50:00 <clubsamwich> the bottom pic is from the movie 3 Lions
50:00 <slinky_J> is it?
50:00 <Bows> lollllllllllll
50:00 <slinky_J> I was wondering haha
50:00 <clubsamwich> it's pretty shit, has some moments that are funny
50:00 <slinky_J> Oh clubsamwich you will like this one
50:00 <Bows> she dobbed
50:00 <slinky_J> if you havent seen it lolz
50:00 <clubsamwich> but watch it drunk so you don't get completely bored
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Bows, fucking oath the three of them squealed on the NZ guy 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> totally 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they had to of 
51:00 <Bows> yeh
51:00 <Bows> far out LOL
51:00 <slinky_J> this is my fave meme lately
52:00 <Picard> this place is fucked
52:00 <Bows> what a rat, explains her op status
52:00 <slinky_J> 4 clubsamwich http://i58.tinypic.com/2wbvksz.jpg
52:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha slinky_J 
53:00 <Picard> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> that guy deserves an award!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh her op status is sucking up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I got her deleted in a channel I am high admin in but they put her back damn it!
54:00 <clubsamwich> bad ops give ops a bad name
54:00 <Bows> they do
54:00 <Bows> she is a perfect example
55:00 <Bastardly_One> to be fair though she needs to get out of her family home
55:00 <slinky_J> hey clubsamwich want to see a funny video?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> her mother has fucked her head totally
55:00 <Bows> ohwell thats her problem
55:00 <slinky_J> I've already posted it but you weren't here :(
55:00 <clubsamwich> hook me up, slinky_J 
55:00 <slinky_J> werrd
55:00 <clubsamwich> haha
55:00 <slinky_J> it's from late night show with jimmy fallon
55:00 <slinky_J> I cannot wait to do this irl!
56:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0GOlRwu_8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Fallon and Liam Neeson Arm Wrestle (Jan 7, 2015) 4:20 - Category: Comedy - 989,018 views - 10,833 likes (98.9%), 124 dislikes (1.1%)
59:00 <clubsamwich> i know, slinky_J ...i reckon fallon is overrated as a talk show host
59:00 <slinky_J> yep
59:00 <clubsamwich> i never got why he got a show
59:00 <slinky_J> he's stuck in that job for life now
59:00 <clubsamwich> he's no conan
59:00 <slinky_J> he's a younger letterman
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> he's placid
59:00 <Picard> cry me a river cunt
59:00 <slinky_J> and easy to stand I suppose
59:00 <clubsamwich> fallon always seems awkward in his bits
59:00 <slinky_J> haha
59:00 <slinky_J> I love that bit though
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