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00:00 <nate> simba is awake, he has finished making me dinner such a cook
00:00 <slinky_J> vagina tastes like coins
00:00 <Vagisil> man im sick o this fucking government
00:00 <nate> what did u make me 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fuck off then!
00:00 <slinky_J> hmm
00:00 <slinky_J> this movie
00:00 <nate> slinky because its from a slot?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell him kate!
00:00 <slinky_J> uno u see one too many times u cant even chat and listen to it
00:00 <slinky_J> YER KATE
00:00 <slinky_J> u fall asleep like ur nick suggest you would.
01:00 <nate> kate only has 2 words, fuck and off
01:00 <nate> charming ;l
01:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <simba> this charming woman
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
02:00 <slinky_J> I am a charming woman.
02:00 <Vagisil> i bet kate voted liberal so her parents boat would get turned around
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if she ponders life's complexities while the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat though?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this charming woman
02:00 <slinky_J> I will so slit my wrists in the warm bath if no guy messages me
02:00 <slinky_J> and saves me from this hell!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm fucking asian and i'm an illegal immigrant 
02:00 <slinky_J> omglob!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you stupid fucking IDIOT! 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hook up?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
02:00 <slinky_J> My baby mama kiss me but she glad im gone
02:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
02:00 <slinky_J> she know me and her sister had somethin' goin' on!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who got that tirade Kate?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed something
03:00 <slinky_J> weedles
03:00 <Vagisil> you know you ticked a woman off when she spews a bit of abuse and then does the irc equivalent of running away with hands over her ears going BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagisil did
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Vagisil
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> he / she / it is on ignore
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he garners that reaction in everyone
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever i glanced at the screen for a sec….
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> later watching stuff
04:00 <nate> kate is looking at her ignore list
04:00 <Vagisil> border security
04:00 <slinky_J> damn simba, I love you like the lah, ganja, sensimilla, can I feel ya? all I wana do is smoke ya, the ultimate rush, you drugs bro! 
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
04:00 <nate> might be awhile
04:00 <slinky_J> mang
04:00 <slinky_J> was nxtdoor
04:00 <slinky_J> ma bro is hi
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you're not on it nate
04:00 <slinky_J> im all sussin sniffin like bro i couldnt afford the j bag today
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you for the reminder
05:00 <slinky_J> just gimme a lil toke
05:00 <slinky_J> lolz
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> another troll
05:00 <slinky_J> drugs baby
05:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, you sound like Pieter now. :/
05:00 <Vagisil> someone post katatonic_kate01s IP.. so we can ping her at dsl speed and fill up her quota lol
06:00 <nate> u want to touch her ip?
06:00 <nate> how thrilling
07:00 <Kynetic> im on the drug that killed river phoenix
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <StrykerX> Wow, Kynetic speaks!
08:00 <Kynetic> occasionally i do, yes.
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Is Serious Mum - TISM - (He'll Never Be An) Old Man River (Nov 24, 2008) - Category: Music - 193,914 views - 718 likes (95.4%), 35 dislikes (4.6%)
08:00 <Vagisil> lol i was on anthrax medication a year or so ago
08:00 <Vagisil> for a swollen ball
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <nate> yeah batting off to hard?
08:00 <Vagisil> LOL
09:00 <nate> fill in the blanks, the hangman will get u
09:00 <Kynetic> tru
09:00 <Kynetic> whenever i jerk off too hard i just get a sore dick
09:00 <nate> vagisil how did it happen, u slipped off a ladder and fell on a peanut butter jar?
09:00 <Vagisil> LOL
09:00 <Vagisil> wot.. the fuck lol
10:00 <nate> u cracked off a dildo in your bum?
10:00 <Kynetic> no
10:00 <Kynetic> the wank.. duh.
10:00 <nate> quick vagisil waaah!
10:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
11:00 <nate> well well well
11:00 <Vagisil> ewww
11:00 <Kynetic> u love it
11:00 <nate> vagisil always fills in the cracks:)
11:00 <Vagisil> theres a do not do list a mile long with the medication hey
11:00 <Vagisil> no unneeded sun
11:00 <Vagisil> no running
11:00 <Vagisil> crazy shit
12:00 <nate> hmmm well, tell me everything!
12:00 <nate> u were riding a unicycle and one ball got stuck in the wheel?
12:00 <nate> u clown
13:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
14:00 <Vagisil> http://www.drugs.com/ciprofloxacin.html
15:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/qI_XIzanlOo
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ammonia - Drugs (Oct 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 78,822 views - 293 likes (97%), 9 dislikes (3%)
16:00 <nate> vaggy, thats it, whisper me everything
16:00 <nate> whisper cracks me up;l
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh how the trollers are quiet with an opper around not afraid to zline eh?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi chipe ... speaking of those sort 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun using my away nick this morning?
29:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo&x-yt-cl=85027636&x-yt-ts=1422503916
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Is Serious Mum - TISM - Whatareya? (You're A Yob or You're A Wanker) (Nov 24, 2008) - Category: Music - views - 1,109 likes (98.1%), 22 dislikes (1.9%)
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <Vagisil> Pieter told me serenitys real name
30:00 <Vagisil> i forgotten it but
30:00 <simba> phil
31:00 <Vagisil> LOL
31:00 <chelle> its roberta
31:00 <simba> roberta paulson
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it ... why do you want it and how much is it worth?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought half this channel knew it as well as his address
35:00 <Kynetic> my real name is pauline hanson
35:00 <Kynetic> i dont like it.
35:00 <Kynetic> never have. never will.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Vagisil> oh maybe it was another persons name
35:00 <Vagisil> swear it was a girl
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> went over most people's head I think Kynetic
36:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Vagisil> i dont like it.. when railway lines arent white
36:00 <simba> most people arent reading
37:00 <slinky_J> most ppl are sleep typing
37:00 <slinky_J> me thinks
37:00 <beagle> i rang pub
37:00 <beagle> theyre open until 2am
37:00 <beagle> it costs 30 to get there and back or so
37:00 <slinky_J> stop having the same conversation every day!
37:00 <beagle> 30 for beer
37:00 <beagle> and 50 for pokies
37:00 <beagle> and fuck man i dont know if i can do that tonight
37:00 <slinky_J> don't do pokies
37:00 <slinky_J> fuck man
37:00 <beagle> if i won , yes, i could. but u dont exactly know ur gonna win
37:00 <slinky_J> just get your booze
37:00 <slinky_J> and drink
37:00 <beagle> and they dont serve food there
37:00 <beagle> used to serve ham and cheese sandwiches
38:00 <Vagisil> holy fuck
38:00 <slinky_J> I can't do tomoz coz girl
38:00 <slinky_J> soz
38:00 <Vagisil> im watching the all about that bass video clip
38:00 <beagle> slinky_J i wanna wait till tomorrow at same time as going there now lol
38:00 <slinky_J> girl come first
38:00 <Vagisil> ive seen so many many renditions never the original
38:00 <Vagisil> the fat nigga is making me shit laughing
38:00 <slinky_J> shut the fuck up
38:00 <slinky_J> I wonder; Josh why did you come back
39:00 <slinky_J> "BECAUSE"
39:00 <slinky_J> just to see Vagisil and Bastardly_One talk about jelly bean flavours all night..
39:00 <nate> flick that bean!
39:00 <Pieter> been looking into mh370 bullshit the last 2 hours or so ....
39:00 <slinky_J> yo nate
39:00 <slinky_J> in this PC age
39:00 <slinky_J> u think ALIEN is a racist movie
39:00 <Vagisil> lol
39:00 <nate> yes my slink?
39:00 <Pieter> i reckon the fuckin plane made it to yemen
39:00 <slinky_J> black alien
40:00 <Vagisil> LOL
40:00 <slinky_J> killin' white folk, one black on black crime
40:00 <Vagisil> sound theory
40:00 <slinky_J> then tryina kill a white woman
40:00 <slinky_J> suss..
40:00 <Vagisil> plenty of planes not found
40:00 <nate> i dont give a fuck about blacks and their crying about being black
40:00 <slinky_J> KIK
40:00 <slinky_J> LOL
40:00 <slinky_J> !
40:00 <Kynetic> Pieter you fkn solved it yet?
40:00 <nate> just live
40:00 <nate> live and be hornay!
40:00 <slinky_J> yeah
40:00 <Pieter> black people have 1 fucking issue that they all love to cry about
40:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure it was all a CIA plot
40:00 <Vagisil> I'll be interested in a plane crash when Pieter is one of the passengers.
40:00 <slinky_J> I like that
40:00 <Pieter> they always play the race card
40:00 <Kynetic> to start WW3
40:00 <slinky_J> god gave us two hands
41:00 <slinky_J> when one arm gets tired, use the other
41:00 <slinky_J> bam!
41:00 <slinky_J> *spuzz*
41:00 <Pieter> and yet they always seem to create the fucking bullshit in the name of racism
41:00 <slinky_J> Pieter you upgrade all your shitty films yet
41:00 <Vagisil> did u see it wasnt ukraine that shot down mh17
41:00 <Vagisil> it was italy
41:00 <nate> its good if they have to highlight a problem situation like cops killing people
41:00 <Pieter> dumb asses cant get over their fucking bullshit history of slavery n mississippi burning yada yada
41:00 <slinky_J> I would so upgrade Dumb and Dumber To
41:00 <nate> but it happens cops kill people because they dont want to be killed
41:00 <nate> and done:)
41:00 <slinky_J> just so it is 7.1
41:00 <Pieter> they dont get what they want they call it racism and then go on a rampage 
42:00 <slinky_J> so I can hate myself more
42:00 <Kynetic> thats fkn racist
42:00 <Pieter> they keep acting as if they are owed something yet none of em were around when all the bullshit they use against white folk such as slavery n then killing or beating up kkk bullshit 
42:00 <nate> if u let negative things effect you, u cant move forward with your life
43:00 <slinky_J> that, is fucking racist!
43:00 <Pieter> no its not , look @ the kid who got 12 bullets in him by tht white cop
43:00 <slinky_J> Pieter
43:00 <slinky_J> you fucking racist
43:00 <Vagisil> lmao
43:00 <slinky_J> drug dealing
43:00 <slinky_J> movie loving
43:00 <Vagisil> slinky_J hes just trolling you
43:00 <slinky_J> sexaholic
43:00 <Vagisil> stop taking the bait like a dumbass tuna
43:00 <slinky_J> or am I trolling slinky_J?
43:00 <Pieter> the kid leaned into the cops car reached for his gun and just like an accident adrenaline fucks with ya sense orf time n thinking, ofcourse ya gonna empty a clip into someone especially ifd ya trained for it ... but no
44:00 <Loof> slinky_J is such an angry little balding manchild
44:00 <slinky_J> Loof ya toy cunt
44:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91EGlEnihuk
44:00 <Pieter> the cop gets the brunt of it and the black epople call foul cos of 123 bullets being in him which is what cops are trained to do  , they dont care that he went in reached for the cops gun , etc .... no , all they see if that a cop shot the kid dead ..
44:00 <Kynetic> niggas got some attitude ay
44:00 <Vagisil> all the right in all the right places.. sounds like pieter in an airport
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Afrojack - Kickstart and Brad Sucks- Dropping Out of School Mash Up by Chode Industries (Jan 19, 2011) - Category: Music - 1,159 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <Pieter> always playinjg the victim
44:00 <slinky_J> unf!
44:00 <Vagisil> all the right junk*
44:00 <slinky_J> this song rocks
44:00 <Pieter> but never taking responsbility
44:00 <slinky_J> check it out Vagisil
45:00 <Vagisil> hang on im listening to all that bass again
45:00 <slinky_J> Loof when your wife stops fucking you up the arse
45:00 <Pieter> and THAT is what I see all the time ...... 
45:00 <Vagisil> umm... straight arse sex rules
45:00 <slinky_J> talk to me kk hunz <3 kthxbai
45:00 <Vagisil> have u never had a finger in the arse while u get a bj
45:00 <Vagisil> its the fucking best.,
45:00 <Pieter> its like here in collingwood , its full of people from africa
45:00 <Pieter> immigrants n shit 
45:00 <slinky_J> dude listen to this song
45:00 <slinky_J> get u pumpinz
45:00 <Vagisil> lol ok
45:00 <slinky_J> prob get Pieter on the meth
45:00 <slinky_J> lolz
45:00 <Pieter> they are dirty slobs , literally dirty iun the way they live and they have no respect for the people sharing their environment ....
46:00 <Vagisil> lol.... lowest denominator.. collingwood full of people no one wants to know.
46:00 <thestig> junkie central 
46:00 <slinky_J> OI Loof I'm sorry man I just dont have an empathy switch when it comes to ya! Cause ur such a poof..
46:00 <Vagisil> oh mash ups suck unless theyre from pitch perfect
46:00 <Pieter> im sure white people have their downfalls also , but im only going by whats in the media and what i see infront of me
46:00 <slinky_J> u want the original?
46:00 <Vagisil> ok
47:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
47:00 <slinky_J> this is way better
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School (Nov 29, 2008) - Category: Music - 382,588 views - 2,455 likes (98.6%), 36 dislikes (1.4%)
47:00 <slinky_J> ima crank it now
47:00 <slinky_J> xD
47:00 <Vagisil> ewwww
47:00 <Vagisil> i dont like male singing hey
47:00 <Vagisil> its weird
48:00 <Pieter> personally i have nothing against people of any race or religion , personally i see everyone just as a human being and nothing more , i dont shit myself when i walk past black people or aboriginies who are drunk even tho they're violent alot .... treat everyone as an individual but i dont see that with people of the african american heritage / society *shrug*
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> shrug
48:00 <slinky_J> sinead o'connor is comin to adels soon
48:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rgKM_l8EE
48:00 <slinky_J> ima so go
48:00 <slinky_J> :P
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Party in the USA by UCLA's Signature A Cappella - OFFICIAL TRACK- (o/a Miley Cyrus) (Nov 29, 2010) - Category: Music - 12,023 views - 87 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
48:00 <slinky_J> unless I dont
48:00 <Pieter> Just wish people would take responsibility for their actions and stop always looking for a way to be judged as a victim 
49:00 <Pieter> woop sinead !
49:00 <Loof> lol that's so bad
49:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
49:00 <Vagisil> how do u say that name
49:00 <Vagisil> sinead
49:00 <Pieter> i actually didnt mind her replacing the chick in massive attack
49:00 <Pieter> she did protection and no protection or somethin
49:00 <slinky_J> sneed
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Pieter> original chick wasnt there after mezzanine i think :/
49:00 <slinky_J> kinda
49:00 <Vagisil> ok
49:00 <slinky_J> wait
49:00 <slinky_J> so
50:00 <slinky_J> hm
50:00 <Pieter> sinead did 2 albums with massive attack
50:00 <slinky_J> I will have to research to find out so I go or dont go
50:00 <Pieter> she was vocalist
50:00 <slinky_J> really?
50:00 <slinky_J> wait
50:00 <slinky_J> not um
50:00 <slinky_J> fk what's the song
50:00 <slinky_J> with the baby
50:00 <Pieter> so no doubt she if playing live will have massive attack with her
50:00 <slinky_J> in utero
50:00 <slinky_J> tear drop
50:00 <Pieter> tearr drop
50:00 <slinky_J> ?
50:00 <Pieter> on fireee
50:00 <slinky_J> that her?
50:00 <slinky_J> fuck
50:00 <Pieter> no
50:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
50:00 <Pieter> thats the original chick
50:00 <slinky_J> kk
50:00 <Vagisil> three babies
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <slinky_J> ahh
50:00 <Pieter> thats mezzanine
51:00 <Pieter> album
51:00 <slinky_J> not
51:00 <slinky_J> wait
51:00 <Pieter> she did protection
51:00 <slinky_J> sinead from um
51:00 <slinky_J> whats the song
51:00 <Pieter> sinead the shaved head chick
51:00 <Pieter> nothing compares
51:00 <Pieter> to poo
51:00 <slinky_J> nothing compares 2 u
51:00 <slinky_J> ?
51:00 <Pieter> that was her original song
51:00 <Pieter> alone
51:00 <slinky_J> ^
51:00 <Vagisil> all babies
51:00 <Pieter> then she became the vocalist for massive attack in their last 2-3 albums
51:00 <Vagisil> three babies
51:00 <Vagisil> your mums a baby
51:00 <slinky_J> man ima wikipedofile this shit soon
52:00 <slinky_J> then snort some shit
52:00 <slinky_J> and drink
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she sang for massive attack?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what drugs are you on?
52:00 <Pieter> drugs ?
52:00 <Lightening> bad karma everywhere
52:00 <slinky_J> so now ima listen to nothing compares 2 u n snort bbs or somethin
52:00 <Pieter> why the fuck are you commenting on something you obviously know nothing about Bastardly_One ?
52:00 <slinky_J> fkn this is doin my fuckin head in
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was wondering why you were doing the same Pieter
52:00 <Pieter> I know it thanks to the ex being a full on massive attakc nut
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sung for massive attack indeed
52:00 <Pieter> protection and no protection
53:00 <Pieter> are 2 seperate albums and she is vocalist in em
53:00 <Pieter> now shut the fuck up Bastardly_One
53:00 <Lightening> http://www.christysangels.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/626515-ben-roberts-smith.jpg
54:00 <Vagisil> i been sitting here for 30 minutes trying to get my ipad to turn on
54:00 <thestig> mozzies with aids
54:00 <Vagisil> mrs comes in.. oh. i dropped it in the sink
54:00 <Vagisil> urgh.
54:00 <Loof> technology is an utter bitch
54:00 <thestig> oh fuck
54:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I dropped it in the sink
55:00 <Loof> i gotta get a new tablet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> casual as all fuck 
55:00 <Vagisil> yep lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be way pissed
56:00 <Vagisil> oh well
56:00 <Vagisil> lol
56:00 <Vagisil> it was my old ipad 2 wifi.. cant get too upset
56:00 <Loof> going to get another?
56:00 <Vagisil> weve got 2 each
56:00 <Loof> oh nice
56:00 <Vagisil> well.. i have 1 now..
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> apple must look at my apple id a bit suss
58:00 <Vagisil> my 2 ipads... her 2 ipads.. our iphones.. plus her dads ipad and iphone.. and her mums ipad and iphone
58:00 <Vagisil> cbf paying for an app more than once lol
58:00 <Loof> haha
58:00 <Loof> that's awesome
58:00 <Loof> milking it
58:00 <Vagisil> yeh lol
59:00 <Vagisil> too much money on shit though
59:00 <Vagisil> her parents paid for their ipads.. but their iphones are our old ones
59:00 <thestig> fucking apple fags
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
59:00 <thestig> :D
00:00 <Vagisil> i feel sad im still running x58
00:00 <Vagisil> all these cunts running x99 with ddr4
01:00 <Vagisil> my sata 3 still running off shitty marvel chip
01:00 <thestig> i cant remember what mine is
01:00 <Loof> mines pretty average
01:00 <Vagisil> first gen i7?
01:00 <thestig> 3770k cpu
01:00 <Vagisil> ah ok
01:00 <thestig> 04S14ystem 04I14nfo: 04C14PU:04 GenuineIntel Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3770K CPU @ 3.50GHz Intel64 Family 6 Model 58 Stepping 9 12% Load 04O14S:04 Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate 6.1.7601 64-bit 04U14ptime:04 1wk 2days 1hr 43mins 35secs 04T14otal 04M14emory:04 16334.91MB 04A14vailable 04M14emory:04 10170.8MB 04V14ideo:04 Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon 
02:00 <chelle> lol
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
02:00 <L4Y3R> shut up Bastardly_One
02:00 <L4Y3R> gonna eat shit food
02:00 <L4Y3R> cause ya mum fucked a goat
03:00 <L4Y3R> i used to date BlackDevil
03:00 <chipe> lol
03:00 <L4Y3R> till he made mj od
03:00 <L4Y3R> BlackDevil is doctor that killed mj
03:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One is a fucking dickhead
03:00 <L4Y3R> chipe
03:00 <L4Y3R> hi
03:00 <L4Y3R> Bastardly_One i play ps4
03:00 <L4Y3R> in my toilet
04:00 <L4Y3R> cause ps4 is shit
04:00 <L4Y3R> no tekken
04:00 <chipe> lol
04:00 <L4Y3R> me iphone
04:00 <L4Y3R> ;p
07:00 <Bastardly_One> chris must be fried again as usual
08:00 <chipe> shut up dickhead
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look ... the US are getting nbn
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2015/01/27/these-four-lucky-cities-are-now-officially-getting-google-fiber/
09:00 <Loof> meanwhile we're stuck with 24mbps for the rest of our lives
09:00 <Loof> straya
09:00 <amsy> hehe
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
19:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
21:00 <Doesntmatter> RIP who perished in the past two days
22:00 <Loof> wife is trying to put me in psych ward for not sleeping and she can do it with just one phone call
22:00 <Loof> so i said i'm going to crack onto every chick in there
22:00 <Doesntmatter> is peter credlin a transgender?
22:00 <Loof> problem solved lol
22:00 <Doesntmatter> no wonder abbott likes her so much
22:00 <chipe> she should put you away Loof
22:00 <chipe> you are a danger to society
23:00 <chipe> and yourself and your family
23:00 <Doesntmatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcAsqk6McKI
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'The Cell' TAC's anti drug driving TV ad (Mar 5, 2014) - Category: Education - views - 41 likes (91.1%), 4 dislikes (8.9%)
23:00 <Doesntmatter> speed and alcohol dont mix
23:00 <Doesntmatter> despite the wind and HSV
26:00 <Doesntmatter> Four dead in sickening rural crash http://short.ninem.sn/cUXVydT
26:00 <Doesntmatter> chippe
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> loofa - do some mindfulness stuff
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly 
28:00 <Loof> i kept the link
28:00 <Loof> haven't got around to it yet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh here I a 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> m
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost stuffing my face
28:00 <Doesntmatter> yeah like a traffic controller at the skool crossing im agree with kk this time
29:00 <Doesntmatter> i so will do my marriott training soon stay near a cemetery
29:00 <Loof> you need it :P
30:00 <Loof> you're a growing lad
30:00 <Loof> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
30:00 <Doesntmatter> that crash was sickening
31:00 <Doesntmatter> two asian siblings got run over an speeding ute near dalahey
31:00 <Doesntmatter> everyday i see news of horrow
32:00 <Loof> fuck this is good weed 4:1D
32:00 <Doesntmatter> weed and yogurt
32:00 <Loof> paid enough for it
32:00 <chipe> lol
32:00 <Loof> $320 an ounce lol
32:00 <Loof> redic
33:00 <Doesntmatter> i made custard with yogurt nz big red apple and a banana with oat bran BG
33:00 <L4Y3R> wtf
33:00 <chipe> drug addict
33:00 <L4Y3R> who
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
34:00 <L4Y3R> yall
34:00 <[Maverick]> kate!! 
34:00 <L4Y3R> do u actually think
34:00 <[Maverick]> my favourite irc lady 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waves*
34:00 <Doesntmatter> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26129436/peanut-therapy-breakthrough/
34:00 <L4Y3R> for once
35:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
35:00 <L4Y3R> no u
35:00 <L4Y3R> reason ppl dont talk
35:00 <Doesntmatter> i thought her name is katatonic
35:00 <L4Y3R> is cause Bastardly_One talks
36:00 <L4Y3R> fucken talking down to levels in sentences
36:00 <L4Y3R> Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
36:00 <L4Y3R> no u
36:00 <Doesntmatter> FBI CIA Dia everything even the freemasosn watching us
36:00 <Loof> chris you stink like ass and nobody likes your music, give up on life
36:00 <chipe> fuck off Loof
36:00 <L4Y3R> loof is a little fried cunt
37:00 <L4Y3R> pin dick
37:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
37:00 <chipe> his got a pin dick
37:00 <L4Y3R> cause he
37:00 <chipe> fucking asians
37:00 <L4Y3R> lols
37:00 <Doesntmatter> loof sniffs the panties on high
37:00 <chipe> hey L4Y3R didnt you tell me he has depo shots lol!
37:00 <L4Y3R> one day ppl will see me and think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> chris would know ... he goes to the same depot
37:00 <L4Y3R> they wont judge
37:00 <Doesntmatter> when a stripper throws her lingerie at his face he sniffs it hard and sculls his beer
37:00 <L4Y3R> they will just think
38:00 <L4Y3R> not funny
38:00 <Loof> i see him there
38:00 <L4Y3R> fuckheads
38:00 <chipe> Bastardly_One ruined this place it seems
38:00 <chipe> pindick
38:00 <Doesntmatter> Loof is kinda like bobo gigliotti both has asian missus
38:00 <chipe> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> some fine and wise points made tonight
38:00 <chipe> lets hope his wife sends him inside
39:00 <L4Y3R> i am freeman jamie
39:00 <L4Y3R> hey jamie
39:00 <L4Y3R> loof goes i dont
39:00 <L4Y3R> lols
39:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
39:00 <L4Y3R> he gets fucked apon
39:00 <L4Y3R> no u
39:00 <Doesntmatter> sydney has one to many korean parlors and seems like a growing business
39:00 <Doesntmatter> ask katatonic_kate01 she'd tell you
39:00 <L4Y3R> fucken\
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
40:00 <L4Y3R> fucken chop u \
40:00 <L4Y3R> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
40:00 <Doesntmatter> the houses near the manly river were nice
40:00 <chipe> hahaha
40:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
40:00 <L4Y3R> u shut up
40:00 <Doesntmatter> who lives there i guess some old rich Bastardly_One
40:00 <L4Y3R> i not a game to be played
40:00 <L4Y3R> say it mean it
40:00 <L4Y3R> or dont do it
40:00 <L4Y3R> fucken
41:00 <chipe> hey chris Loof is going to mental home
41:00 <L4Y3R> yep
41:00 <L4Y3R> haha
41:00 <L4Y3R> i own my own mental home
41:00 <chipe> prob Bastardly_One come pay him a visit with his pindick
41:00 <Doesntmatter> I do. 
41:00 <chipe> haha L4Y3R
41:00 <L4Y3R> Bastardly_One will suck Loof off in the mental ward dunnys
41:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
41:00 <L4Y3R> snorting vals
42:00 <L4Y3R> and rubbing codiene in eye of his penis
42:00 <Doesntmatter> thinks why everyone is not out from the circle of poorest of the poorer and straya didnt leave me with much choice or option, nevermind
42:00 <L4Y3R> shut up
42:00 <L4Y3R> Bastardly_One
42:00 <chipe> yeh shut the fuck up Bastardly_One
43:00 <Doesntmatter> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/climate/climate-change-to-cause-twice-as-many-severe-floods-in-australia/story-e6frg6xf-1227197990872
43:00 <chipe> go rub some anti psycotics into Loofs dick hole
44:00 <British^Meat> hah
44:00 <L4Y3R> British^Meat
44:00 <British^Meat> Loof and Bastardly_One BEST MATES
44:00 <L4Y3R> tabby cones
44:00 <L4Y3R> oh i got collasped lung
44:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
44:00 <Doesntmatter> asian people are fk stuborn
44:00 <L4Y3R> cause i tried suck my own dick i am Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
45:00 <Doesntmatter> fkn stubborn
45:00 <chipe> hahaha do you smoke tabby cones L4Y3R?
45:00 <L4Y3R> better than real ones
45:00 <Doesntmatter> i told the girls i'll crash their babies and greet them with alien breeders
46:00 <L4Y3R> some times i forget to put water in bong
46:00 <L4Y3R> and smoke full cones like 6 in row
46:00 <L4Y3R> dry
46:00 <Doesntmatter> they mature too early and ready to breed
46:00 <Doesntmatter> asian pussy n the population boom of the 21st century
46:00 <Doesntmatter> run more over
47:00 <chipe> doesnt it fuck ya?
47:00 <Doesntmatter> find my ex and run her over too
47:00 <Doesntmatter> how women could destroy everything in a split second
47:00 <L4Y3R> Bastardly_One thinks he knows drugs
47:00 <L4Y3R> he has never done lsd
48:00 <chipe> then he dont know shit
48:00 <L4Y3R> he dont know shit
48:00 <L4Y3R> yep
48:00 <Doesntmatter> her husband did nothing wrong by sliting 
48:00 <chipe> isnt he liked 50?
49:00 <Doesntmatter> find a teen girlfriend 50 is still young for men
49:00 <L4Y3R> i got tjat ages ago
49:00 <L4Y3R> drunk of air
49:00 <L4Y3R> fuck
49:00 <L4Y3R> on off cause
49:00 <L4Y3R> whys whats it
50:00 <Doesntmatter> i'd walk to a nightclub slash all girls with my sword and walk out
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking psycho!
50:00 <Doesntmatter> thnks
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
50:00 <L4Y3R> i tell putin
50:00 <L4Y3R> release nukes
50:00 <Doesntmatter> maybe have maccas afterwards
51:00 <L4Y3R> tsunami
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
51:00 <L4Y3R> thats what it was
51:00 <Doesntmatter> tiramisu too
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sure why not, be a real psycho
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel makes me realise how damn normal I really am 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ b1
51:00 <Doesntmatter> katatonic_kate01 do you look like peter credlin?
51:00 <Doesntmatter> pm me
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
51:00 <L4Y3R> WARNING : this channel is progression wise dumber than shit
51:00 <chipe> lol b1 you are normal?
52:00 <Doesntmatter> who is boris
52:00 <British^Meat> lol i k r
52:00 <L4Y3R> what
52:00 <chipe> peter credlin lol he looks like Bastardly_One
52:00 <British^Meat> lets all smoke cones till 6am and then sleep till 5pm like normal ppl
52:00 <L4Y3R> dumb cunts
52:00 <chipe> yeh British^Meat fucking hopeless
53:00 <chipe> you should be beat with a stick Bastardly_One to work like in slave days, teach you a lesson you old bludger
53:00 <L4Y3R> what kinda vodoo is this
53:00 <L4Y3R> voddoo
53:00 <L4Y3R> let me off this ride
53:00 <Doesntmatter> i'd walk into a girls college nakid and wank on their learning board then walk out having an 13candy floss
55:00 <Doesntmatter> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fb/6f/2d/fb6f2d1fffa850a5646e4ce3ed639415.jpg
55:00 <L4Y3R> cause none u make sense
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
56:00 <Doesntmatter> be vanished be gone just dont forget to pay the money you owe me before gogo
57:00 <Doesntmatter> kk buy me some candy floss
59:00 <Loof> vikings back soon :D
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay loof!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> people are fucking bat shit crazy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ya think?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> just quietly
03:00 <L4Y3R> up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a full moon or anything?
03:00 <Loof> whats he on about?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
04:00 <L4Y3R> o
05:00 <L4Y3R> oops
05:00 <L4Y3R> 0
05:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon
06:00 <Loof> is he talking about me?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucked if i know
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's just gibbering
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he made the mistake of ranting at me for nothing
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna piss him off each time he posts
08:00 <L4Y3R> gonna tell u to right fuck off like everyone wants to Bastardly_One
08:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
11:00 <L4Y3R> pity i own u Bastardly_One
11:00 <Loof> i swear if i was rich this is how i would dress https://scontent-a-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1502537_10152760440244858_8682176288978510801_n.jpg?oh=f33a3ff96a46dfa8e94fcadd213b6e8a&oe=556BD960
11:00 <L4Y3R> all u cunts i own
11:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
12:00 <L4Y3R> when do i ever talk
12:00 <L4Y3R> who do i see that actually makes sense
12:00 <L4Y3R> u shut up
12:00 <Loof> is he saying anything that we should consider calling psych ward or the cops?
12:00 <chipe> u fucking shut up Bastardly_One
13:00 <chipe> all you do is say shut up
13:00 <Loof> cat team?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> taco, you clearly need a life being banned from here and needing to still be in here 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest you mind your own 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and
14:00 <Bastardly_One> chris shut up
14:00 <chipe> im not taco you paranoid grandpa
14:00 <chipe> hahaha
14:00 <chipe> is it true you got a collapsed lung ?
28:00 <stevenn> haahhaa
29:00 <stevenn> suicide for sure
29:00 <Acan> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
29:00 <stevenn> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
29:00 <Acan> I am Acan
30:00 <stevenn> hai Acan 
30:00 <Acan> do u like wine
31:00 <stevenn> nuh
32:00 <stevenn> if i had a vag i would!
32:00 <Acan> ok
32:00 <Acan> do u like vag
32:00 <stevenn> when its sleeping
32:00 <stevenn> you ?
32:00 <Acan> creep
33:00 <stevenn> yeah
35:00 <stevenn> http://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/cve-2015-0235-patch-ghost-on-debian-ubuntu-fedora-centos-rhel-linux/
35:00 <stevenn> ignore that
36:00 <Acan> no
36:00 <stevenn> :~(
13:00 <NeoGeo64> i need an IRCop
19:00 <Skirmish> NeoGeo64: What do you need assistance with?
21:00 <NeoGeo64> oh, getting +o in #marijuana a channel i made. i lost ops cuz i got disconnected and I never registered the chan yet
21:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares, take it to ASD
21:00 <NeoGeo64> i need to register the chan so i can change topics and such, i already did.
21:00 <NeoGeo64> already there, already in the process of getting fixed.
21:00 <NeoGeo64> well, someone did, Maurice.
22:00 <NeoGeo64> grumpy are we
22:00 <Skirmish> you invited people to a channel you hadn't registered. 
22:00 <NeoGeo64> I know its like 5 in the morning there.  It's 12:22 PM
22:00 <Skirmish> You're a GENIUS! 
22:00 <NeoGeo64> Yeah, I'm such a horrible person lol
23:00 <Maurice> It's what
23:00 <Maurice> It's 1.23 for me
27:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLETs9YBbYA
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Seger - Against The Wind (Jun 1, 2008) - Category: Entertainment - views - likes (98.7%), 31 dislikes (1.3%)
29:00 <NeoGeo64> u like bob seger?
29:00 <guest1> why not
29:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Stewart - Year Of The Cat (Aug 15, 2009) - Category: Music - 6,570,630 views - likes (98.3%), 486 dislikes (1.7%)
29:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/zombie-cat-killed-kitty-claws-out-of-grave-five-days-after-burial/story-fngwib2y-1227200200507  --  JESUS CAT!
30:00 <NeoGeo64> I just read that story.  It's crazy.
30:00 <NeoGeo64> The cat is pretty messed up, though.
31:00 <Skirmish> Made a deal with the devil. It's back to kill it's owners. 
32:00 <NeoGeo64> lol
32:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQzW6wz2JQk
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: -America- A Horse with No Name (Jan 22, 2011) - Category: Music - views - 12,103 likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
32:00 <NeoGeo64> i like that song
32:00 <NeoGeo64> reminds me of that scene from Breaking Bad
35:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwwCWkmYoc
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wild Horses - Rolling Stones (Apr 30, 2009) - Category: Music - 3,984,985 views - 15,052 likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrVIWvmUnnM
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simply Red - Money's Too Tight (To Mention) [HQ] (Dec 15, 2012) - Category: Music - views - 60 likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
44:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrVIWvmUnnM
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simply Red - Money's Too Tight (To Mention) [HQ] (Dec 15, 2012) - Category: Music - 15,420 views - 60 likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
46:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiRyiVgWj6g
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simply Red - Fairground (May 4, 2009) - Category: Music - 3,856,499 views - 9,292 likes (97.3%), 261 dislikes (2.7%)
49:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Video) (Jul 1, 2011) - Category: Music - 78,838,097 views - 281,805 likes (98.6%), dislikes (1.4%)
59:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFRm2srRC64
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido- Thank You + Lyrics (Sep 12, 2009) - Category: Music - 11,454,430 views - 34,391 likes (97.7%), 807 dislikes (2.3%)
06:00 <guest1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-bBV83FJM
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Training Day - 06 - Meet the team (Jan 19, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 137,415 views - 151 likes (96.8%), dislikes (3.2%)
15:00 <B1{MIA}> NeoGeo64 dont worry about Maurice she is an old fat hag
15:00 <guest1> yeah
16:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frJ3e0hxPE
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz - End of Days (feat. Block McCloud) [Official Music Video] (Apr 19, 2012) - Category: Music - 7,415,785 views - 56,470 likes (97.9%), 1,209 dislikes (2.1%)
17:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roy Jones - Can't be touched (Nov 25, 2007) - Category: Music - 62,312,751 views - 222,351 likes (97.3%), 6,145 dislikes (2.7%)
20:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coolio- Gangster's Paradise (Sep 10, 2006) - Category: Music - views - 227,758 likes (98%), 4,549 dislikes (2%)
27:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSOmcKrokIw
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (Lyrics) (Jul 30, 2012) - Category: Music - 72,994 views - 302 likes (94.1%), 19 dislikes (5.9%)
29:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (1977) (Oct 26, 2009) - Category: Music - views - 227,366 likes (97.7%), 5,419 dislikes (2.3%)
33:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Talking Heads - "Road To Nowhere" (Mar 22, 2010) - Category: Music - 3,482,001 views - likes (98.6%), 210 dislikes (1.4%)
33:00 <BlackDevil> flood much pz
34:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQsJb7w83w
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kraftwerk - The Telephone Call (Jul 31, 2009) - Category: Music - views - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
45:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWFxRn1LlvM
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rolling Stones- Out of Control, Live @ Perth, 1.11.2014 (Nov 1, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <PZ> ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ1yzlo-q_A
54:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ1yzlo-q_A
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro ft. ill bill - Drugdealing (Aug 6, 2010) - Category: Music - views - 18 likes (94.7%), 1 dislikes (5.3%)
55:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U76Nde6rMTw
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gang Starr - Full Clip (Jun 24, 2007) - Category: Music - 12,336,488 views - 51,332 likes (98.9%), 595 dislikes (1.1%)
00:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: M.O.P - Cold as Ice (Feb 15, 2007) - Category: Music - 14,862,700 views - 58,176 likes (97.3%), 1,623 dislikes (2.7%)
02:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuMBmK5uksg
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game, 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It (Jun 16, 2009) - Category: Music - 61,012,527 views - 157,177 likes (97.4%), 4,161 dislikes (2.6%)
06:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQzW6wz2JQk&list=RDSQzW6wz2JQk#t=0
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: -America- A Horse with No Name (Jan 22, 2011) - Category: Music - 2,746,488 views - 12,103 likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
09:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Stewart - Year Of The Cat (Aug 15, 2009) - Category: Music - 6,571,037 views - likes (98.3%), 486 dislikes (1.7%)
14:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRbfvcO3ECU
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skyhooks - Horror Movie - Thorens TD 160 Super (May 15, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 5 likes (83.3%), 1 dislikes (16.7%)
20:00 <PZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Hotel California (Lyrics) (Jul 6, 2013) - Category: Music - 60,936,880 views - 215,871 likes (96.7%), 7,265 dislikes (3.3%)
03:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> move intoo the country
03:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> gonna eat me alot of pieters
12:00 <Lumeah> Are they tastey? 
14:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> IM ALWAYS TASTEY !
15:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=565249763611454&set=gm.351357751733330&type=1
15:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> hahahaha
15:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> selling $422 in coins for $300 in notes
15:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> mornington peninsula area 
16:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> must be from closer to frankston
16:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> =p
16:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> someone offered magic beans
20:00 <British^Meat> [04:38] * @Maurice ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
20:00 <British^Meat> [04:45] <B1{MIA}> NeoGeo64 dont worry about Maurice she is an old fat hag
20:00 <British^Meat> *gasp* op abuse
25:00 <Fall> morning
25:00 <British^Meat> extended greetings to u
25:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
26:00 <British^Meat> were you projecting greetsing to all of us, me, or MissSunshine?
28:00 <Fez> Bm.. pot calling kettle black is what it is 
29:00 <BlackDevil> doesnt work fake pieter
50:00 <Fez> I hope i have eggs
51:00 <slinky_J> mm eggs
51:00 <slinky_J> i meant to get up at 6am so i could get to coles at 6:30am when nobody is there :P
03:00 <StrykerX> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> fkn 51 dollars for tobacco at servo :/
04:00 <StrykerX> Don't buy at servo man
04:00 <StrykerX> It's a rip
05:00 <slinky_J> yerp
05:00 <slinky_J> didnt want to walk to the shops 'cause I knew I'd need to shit soon
06:00 <slinky_J> i ain't sittin' on some public toilet poopin
06:00 <slinky_J> prob get warts lel
07:00 <StrykerX> Just shit in someones garden
07:00 <StrykerX> People let their dogs do it so why not :P
08:00 <StrykerX> I should be doing stuff but I simply cbf
10:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha@fb 
10:00 <slinky_J> damn dogs and their super freedom
14:00 <StrykerX> lolol
14:00 <StrykerX> Yup
15:00 <slinky_J> lel
15:00 <slinky_J> fk this damn alien fk fk fk
15:00 <slinky_J> Alien is a pretty racist film ey
15:00 <slinky_J> Aliens is worse
16:00 <slinky_J> a whole gang of black aliens trying to kill decent white folk :/
26:00 <StrykerX> Trying to find a video input card
26:00 <Kelevra> Morning Dazsticle
26:00 <StrykerX> Melanski
26:00 <StrykerX> What's crackin?
27:00 <Kelevra> Nothing much just relaxing, you? 
27:00 <StrykerX> Researching easy ways to make money lol
28:00 <Kelevra> Saw a pic of Ollie, he doesn't look happy Haha, I think He's missing you already
28:00 <StrykerX> On the other ones profile?
28:00 <Kelevra> You going to start stripping
28:00 <StrykerX> He was devo when he realised I was leaving him at daycare.
28:00 <Kelevra> Yeah the ebil ladies
28:00 <Kelevra> Aww
28:00 <StrykerX> I felt so horrid. :(
29:00 <Kelevra> =( well least you get him tomorrow, don't you? Or this weekend is a miss?
29:00 <StrykerX> No idea.
29:00 <StrykerX> I'll have to msg the witch
29:00 <Kelevra> Good luck lol
29:00 <StrykerX> Also, LOL @ stripping. I'd have to pay them!
30:00 <Kelevra> Topless waitressing?
30:00 <Kelevra> =P
30:00 <StrykerX> Well, people do want to see boobs..
31:00 <Kelevra> Motorboat the fuck out of ppl until they give you money to go away
31:00 <StrykerX> LOL
31:00 <StrykerX> Man, there's over 100 channels on Foxtel
31:00 <StrykerX> All bullshit
31:00 <Kelevra> I love c.i
31:00 <StrykerX> Actually, might check out the porn channel
32:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off, as if pay.
32:00 <StrykerX> Cunts.
32:00 <Kelevra> Bastards
33:00 <Kelevra> I remember the porn chan years ago, it was so pathetic
34:00 <StrykerX> lolol
34:00 <Kelevra> I've been watching love and hip hop, fights in every episode
34:00 <StrykerX> Seinfeld is on
34:00 <StrykerX> That'll do me
34:00 <Fez> Tennis anyone?
35:00 <Kelevra> Eh I downloaded every ep of Seinfeld only to realise I've seen them all
36:00 <Fez> -atleast you know now
36:00 <Kelevra> The last two episodes totally suck
36:00 <StrykerX> lol
36:00 <StrykerX> Soup nazi <3
36:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well life wouldn't be the same without my hoarding of TV series
37:00 <Pieter`NOTSOHIGHER_IQ> you totally suck !
37:00 <Fez> Did elaine and jerry get hitched?
37:00 <Kelevra> Nah
37:00 <Fez> Gay
37:00 <Kelevra> I know
37:00 <Kelevra> No one had kids either
37:00 <Fez> Did anyone get hitched?
38:00 <Kelevra> Well George did in the series
38:00 <Kelevra> But his wife died
38:00 <slinky_J> my gym partner is a monkey
38:00 <Pieter> haahah stamp licking
38:00 <slinky_J> monkey monkey monkey!
38:00 <Kelevra> Or were they engaged
38:00 <Kelevra> Dance monkey
38:00 <slinky_J> :P
38:00 <Fez> Oh yer.. the spinoff
38:00 <Pieter> she died from licking the cheap stamps to send out the wedding invitations
38:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol
39:00 <Kelevra> I hate licking stamps and envelopes, I find it totally rank
39:00 <Fez> Its the 10's
39:00 <Fez> They stick themselves
39:00 <Fez> Why u still licking them?
40:00 <Pieter> yeh ya dont have lick em no more
40:00 <Pieter> unless youre reusing ones that didnt get a touch of stamp on the stamp
40:00 <Pieter> ;p
40:00 <Kelevra> I haven't sent a letter in forever
40:00 <Fez> I licked licking 9v batteries
40:00 <Ana_Ng> liked licking
40:00 <Kelevra> My landlord gets his mail sent to mine and expects me to send it to his house
40:00 <Ana_Ng> my former roommate didn't know what a 9 volt battery looked like
41:00 <Kelevra> How fucked is that
41:00 <Pieter> get a piece of wire and touch it while going from positive to negative
41:00 <StrykerX> Do you have to pay for the stamps?
41:00 <Pieter> it wont do anything ;p
41:00 <Kelevra> Yeah how fucked is that so I just stopped forwarding his mail
41:00 <StrykerX> That's bullshit
41:00 <StrykerX> Rent discount for it surely
41:00 <Ana_Ng> open it, scan it and make a website
41:00 <Kelevra> Costs me like 70 cents per letter or something
42:00 <Ana_Ng> give him the url
42:00 <StrykerX> Or that ^^
42:00 <Kelevra> Its illegal to open others letterx
42:00 <Kelevra> Letters
42:00 <StrykerX> Not if you have their permission to
42:00 <Kelevra> I've never spoken to him lol
42:00 <StrykerX> Ah
42:00 <StrykerX> How do you know you have to fwd then?
43:00 <Kelevra> John flooded the downstairs apartment so he spoke to him
43:00 <Kelevra> Lol
43:00 <Fez> Sandra sully celebrating 25yrs at 10
43:00 <Ana_Ng> get a prepaid envelope and send them once a month, take the postage off your rent
43:00 <Fez> Id still give her a bit
43:00 <slinky_J> mel is reading some guys Dear John letters
43:00 <Ana_Ng> plus $30 processing fee
43:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaahahahahah
43:00 <slinky_J> she in love wit him
43:00 <Kelevra> He broke a washer or something in the shower and water was leaking into the downstairs apartment
43:00 <StrykerX> Flooding the apartment generally will get landlords attention
43:00 <Ana_Ng> oh no, waffle stomp
43:00 <StrykerX> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> Yeah other then damage no one talked to us lol
44:00 <Kelevra> Not even the real estate
45:00 <Fez> What was that awesome movie that was released recently?
45:00 <Kelevra> John wick
45:00 <Fez> Seen it
45:00 <Kelevra> Walk amount the tombstones
45:00 <Kelevra> The drop
45:00 <Fez> Ok ok
45:00 <Kelevra> Housebound
45:00 <Kelevra> Bubbadook
45:00 <Fez> Sounds gay
46:00 <Kelevra> Nightcrawler
46:00 <Pieter> interstellar !
46:00 <Kelevra> Oh
46:00 <Kelevra> Haven't seen that yet
47:00 <Fez> Heavenly tits #35
47:00 <Fez> Looks good to me
47:00 <slinky_J> dang those 2 films arent on yify yet
47:00 <slinky_J> :/
48:00 <Pieter> interstellar has a bluray rip out 
48:00 <Pieter> fuck yify
48:00 <Pieter> always small and only in 2 chan stereo
48:00 <Pieter> i need my movies to be high bitrates in dts-hd master audio
49:00 <Pieter> or minimum dolby truehd
49:00 <slinky_J> so I only have some logitec 2 speaker n sub thing plugged into the tv
49:00 <slinky_J> im not all pedantic about sound anymore, got good headset
49:00 <Pieter> i am
50:00 <Pieter> my setup cant get much better :)
51:00 <slinky_J> meh
57:00 <Pieter> grrr another 15 hrs till the adjustment bureau
57:00 <slinky_J> 15 hours?
57:00 <Pieter> oh 7 its ok
57:00 <Pieter> 5
57:00 <slinky_J> O_O
57:00 <slinky_J> do download?
57:00 <Pieter> yeh im upgrading mah moovies 
57:00 <slinky_J> to*
57:00 <slinky_J> oh
58:00 <Pieter> the rips iom getting are 12gb atleast average is about 16
58:00 <Pieter> if there was a bluray stacker that could hold 1000 discs then id get that
58:00 <slinky_J> 12gb rip fk me
58:00 <Pieter> dts-hd baibee ;p
59:00 <slinky_J> yer ive only bought one bray recently
59:00 <slinky_J> to be fair, the adjustment bureau isnt worth upgrading lol
00:00 <Pieter> https://www.shawnhogan.com/2009/07/sony-blu-ray-bdp-cx7000es-400-disc-changer.html
00:00 <Pieter> The model also is compatible with advanced audio codecs including 7.1 channel Dolby TrueHD, Dolby Digital Plus, DTS -HD Master Audio, and DTS-HD High Resolution Audio decoding and bit-stream output, as well as analog 7.1 channel output.
00:00 <Pieter> :)))~~~~
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
06:00 <[Maverick]> oh hai 
10:00 <StrykerX> Where's B1?
10:00 <slinky_J> dead
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
11:00 <[Maverick]> How yah doing miss kate? 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> should be working, but i'm not
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes bad ass
13:00 <Mournsday> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcAsqk6McKI
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'The Cell' TAC's anti drug driving TV ad (Mar 5, 2014) - Category: Education - views - 41 likes (91.1%), 4 dislikes (8.9%)
13:00 <[Maverick]> I love a bad ass
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haw i'm sure you do
17:00 <Mournsday> good they hit the tree instead of hitting someone innocent like me
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is you love and compassion
19:00 <Mournsday> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/four-killed-in-horror-crash-on-northern-highway-at-pyalong-20150128-12zmox.html
20:00 <Mournsday> blame the ice
20:00 <Mournsday> it was DemonsRun fault
21:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off was not
21:00 <[Maverick]> never is 
22:00 <Mournsday> i think the durg dealers now targeting the country youths since the strict laws near CBD exclusion zones
31:00 <slinky_J> woo by march can watch tv on xbox yayz finally
31:00 <slinky_J> americans already have that shit
42:00 <British^Meat> LOL
43:00 <British^Meat> THE FUTURE
43:00 <British^Meat> U not gonna get the tv thing for ur ps4?
43:00 <British^Meat> Its out already
43:00 <British^Meat> how many of those did u have? 2 or 3 at last count yer?
48:00 <slinky_J> dont have a ps4
48:00 <slinky_J> it's long gone
49:00 <slinky_J> it didnt get used once :/
49:00 <British^Meat> uh huh
49:00 <slinky_J> ill def get a slim though
58:00 <Pieter> omg sexy hottie down stairs i need to jump
58:00 <Pieter> and I dont think Im gonna get to be able to :(
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you can't maintain an erection due to years of drug abuse?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> of has your penis rotted off from epic disease?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> or*
03:00 <Skirmish> lol Kate
04:00 <Skirmish> I love you.
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
05:00 <Pieter> cos i dont have the balls to speak to this one
05:00 <Pieter> it rarely happens 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, exactly 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> literally, not figuratively speaking 
06:00 <Skirmish> Poor old Pieter stuck in 2001. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> How is it going Mr Cleo? 
06:00 <Cleo78> Hey fucken asshole
06:00 <Cleo78> Looks like u dont work
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
07:00 <British^Meat> this guy
08:00 <Skirmish> If suggesting I don't work is based on being on irc at this very moment ... wouldn't that logic mean that you don't work either?
08:00 <Cleo78> Took long to reply
08:00 <Cleo78> Had to think did we
08:00 <Cleo78> bet that was hard
08:00 <British^Meat> i think that means no Skirmish
08:00 <British^Meat> a big
08:00 <British^Meat> fat
08:00 <British^Meat> definate no
09:00 <Skirmish> What a rager. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Mew> Kakey
12:00 <Mew> I miss Cleo
12:00 <Mew> He's such a fiery character
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
13:00 <Mew> Not much just on me lunch break
13:00 <Mew> U?
14:00 <Skirmish> ooo speaking of lunch I think I left something in the microwave.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh i've got to go out soon… and beautify myself
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'm procrastinating as per usual... 
15:00 <British^Meat> i have a balfours pie
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
16:00 <Mew> The ol beautycrast ey
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… such a hard life…. 
17:00 <British^Meat> r u pretty katatonic_kate01?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course!
18:00 <British^Meat> r u like taylor swift?
18:00 <Mew> Pretty bangin
18:00 <British^Meat> or more of a natalie portman?
18:00 <British^Meat> mind u. i dont find taylor swift sexy in the slightest
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
18:00 <British^Meat> Princess Amadla on the other hand.....
20:00 <British^Meat> is anyone elses FB being a dick?
20:00 <ashleighXtrinity> They had a big outage
21:00 <ashleighXtrinity> And now people are having issues
21:00 <British^Meat> Mmm yesty, but mines being a bit weird today, unless theyve changed the layout
21:00 <British^Meat> yer could be it
22:00 <Mew> the FBI must be searching your profile atm
22:00 <British^Meat> fuck
22:00 <Mew> hide yo kids hide yo wives
22:00 <British^Meat> hide my burned cd's
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hide my terabytes of pirated material
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I need a button i can hit that purges everythinf
25:00 <Pieter> TREASUREEEEE
25:00 <Pieter> hide the treasure !
41:00 <British^Meat> treasure heeeeeeeeey?
41:00 <British^Meat> black sails season 2 is out, woo
32:00 <slinky_J> mm beer
44:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd, slinky drinkin.... 2nite should be interesting!
53:00 <slinky_J> hope this Out Of The Furnace film is gewd
54:00 <slinky_J> hey mel lols I got chick from smokemart to add me on fb ahahahaha xD lel
00:00 <Kelevra> Haha
00:00 <L4Y3R> lols
00:00 <L4Y3R> hi Kelevra
01:00 <Kelevra> I don't go to my smokemart anymore, I broke four travel cups by accident and they made me pay
01:00 <Kelevra> =/
02:00 <L4Y3R> clumbsy
02:00 <L4Y3R> :P
04:00 <slinky_J> lel
04:00 <Kelevra> Had the pram with me and they had those stupid cardboard shelves, I backed into the shelf and yeah
04:00 <slinky_J> ye i paid 51 dollars for cigs at servo this morning
04:00 <slinky_J> least 55gram longbeach r cheap at smokemart
04:00 <Kelevra> Oh god that's expensive
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <slinky_J> i figured since she was all where have u been! today was the day to ask ;)
05:00 <slinky_J> yo u like crime thrillers?
06:00 <L4Y3R> 55gram
06:00 <L4Y3R> ?
06:00 <Kelevra> Least she's nice
06:00 <slinky_J> ye of pure cocaine
06:00 <L4Y3R> cool
06:00 <slinky_J> mm yeah i was gonna ask her a while ago
06:00 <slinky_J> then i thought she had quit so eh
07:00 <slinky_J> im gonna watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0qH34cbRE
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Out Of The Furnace Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Christian Bale Movie HD (Jul 11, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 4,039,000 views - 8,315 likes (96.3%), 318 dislikes (3.7%)
07:00 <Kelevra> Who is L4Y3R ?
08:00 <slinky_J> looks good ey
08:00 <slinky_J> fk i cant find this film I was checking out
08:00 <Kelevra> Not a huge fan of bale but looks good
08:00 <slinky_J> I know it has KILLING in the title, I think
08:00 <slinky_J> same
08:00 <slinky_J> he's great in this film The Flowers of War
09:00 <slinky_J> this is a film I fucking LOVED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7woppidfvtc
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEXAS KILLING FIELDS - Trailer (Aug 19, 2011) - Category: Film & Animation - 723,288 views - 560 likes (94.6%), 32 dislikes (5.4%)
10:00 <slinky_J> oh I remember the film, I so good woo
11:00 <slinky_J> fk me yify dont have it :(
11:00 <Kelevra> You're a movie whore like me
12:00 <slinky_J> haha
12:00 <slinky_J> A Most Violent Year
12:00 <slinky_J> looks rad
12:00 <slinky_J> had great reviews
13:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o87gG7ZlEAg
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Most Violent Year Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Oscar Isaac, Jessica Chastain Crime Drama HD (Nov 3, 2014) - Category: Film & Animation - 687,229 views - 1,507 likes (95.4%), 73 dislikes (4.6%)
15:00 <L4Y3R> http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/37/97/80/379780_m730_____1.jpg
16:00 <slinky_J> neway im done flooding trailer s:P
17:00 <Kelevra> Was saying bye to my new friend and taking out the bins
18:00 <L4Y3R> would u eat this Kelevra
18:00 <L4Y3R> http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/45/48/45/454845_m730_____1.jpg
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm not clicking anything you paste
19:00 <L4Y3R> why not
19:00 <Kelevra> Dunno who the fuck you are..
19:00 <L4Y3R> its the double down dog
19:00 <L4Y3R> from kfc
19:00 <Kelevra> I don't eat KFC much
20:00 <Kelevra> Can't remember the last time I had in all honesty
20:00 <slinky_J> fkers didnt pick up our bins!
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm a rodeo hj's girl
20:00 <slinky_J> i dont usually put them out by this tree
21:00 <slinky_J> but when they are, they usually get picked up.
21:00 <Kelevra> Complain to the council, that'd drive me nuts
21:00 <[Maverick]> mm kfc 
21:00 <slinky_J> I'll be your girl any day mel
21:00 <slinky_J> ;D
21:00 <Kelevra> Aww shucks
21:00 <slinky_J> ahehe
21:00 <slinky_J> teh custard club yo
21:00 <slinky_J> 4EVA!
21:00 <slinky_J> ^5
21:00 <Kelevra> I have like 10 of each bin
22:00 <Kelevra> Recycling and rubbish 
22:00 <slinky_J> yeah we have 4 bins
22:00 <slinky_J> 4 recycle
22:00 <slinky_J> only hadda put 2 bins out thank fk
22:00 <Kelevra> So I fill up two crates then take them down when my bins full, hate any kind of rubbish in my house
22:00 <Kelevra> Especially cause angel uses nappies etc
23:00 <slinky_J> true
23:00 <Kelevra> Does that weird guy live next door still?
23:00 <slinky_J> be off nappies soon enough!
23:00 <slinky_J> nahhh man
23:00 <slinky_J> i got this awesome bro scotty in there
23:00 <Kelevra> Eh she has a while to go
23:00 <Kelevra> Oh cool
23:00 <slinky_J> ye
23:00 <slinky_J> just a tad younger than me but normal thank fuck
24:00 <slinky_J> all normal ppl now
24:00 <slinky_J> thx mum for letting me have a say
24:00 <Kelevra> Ahh the serenity
24:00 <Kelevra> Haha
24:00 <slinky_J> i was all im moving out if there're retards here.
24:00 <slinky_J> LOL
24:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA
24:00 <slinky_J> pwned
24:00 <Kelevra> My next door neighbours aren't too bad but sometimes they're rowdy
25:00 <Kelevra> You do hear the odd 'I'll kill you'
25:00 <Kelevra> Or see someone arrested
26:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
26:00 <slinky_J> I only get antsy when im not sure if my upstairs neighbour is home
26:00 <slinky_J> and i have shit loud lol
26:00 <slinky_J> but he's home real late lately
26:00 <slinky_J> MUST HAVE A CHICK LOL
27:00 <slinky_J> this furnace movie is good
27:00 <slinky_J> bale looks like a fkn faggot
27:00 <slinky_J> smd for meth Bale.
30:00 <Kelevra> Haha
34:00 <Kelevra> Eww
38:00 <slinky_J> lols
38:00 <slinky_J> im drinkin this longneck too fast
38:00 <slinky_J> was thinkin of seein a movie in town but way hot for me
38:00 <slinky_J> shaved my head last night so i go outside in this heat and beads of sweat trickle down from my chrome dome
40:00 <slinky_J> aha talkin to that chick :P
40:00 <slinky_J> YEAH BOI BALE GOT HIS ASS KICKED
04:00 <Pieter> .
15:00 <British^Meat> Fez_POW as u may or may not know, Bastardly_One was z-lined this morning, so he might need our full support when he comes back from this trying time.....
15:00 <Fez_POW> Well thats good
16:00 <Fez_POW> Melbourne ops dont have the balls to ban him
16:00 <British^Meat> We owe that much to him
17:00 <Fez_POW> No.. everytime i speakto b1 (even a 'hi') its classed as trolling
17:00 <British^Meat> make him feel welcome
17:00 <Fez_POW> Thats what simba said
17:00 <Fez_POW> Imnot allowed to speak to b1 at all
17:00 <Fez_POW> Hey simba
18:00 <Fez_POW> Icanbe polite and hecanbe a total cunt.. and ill get banned
18:00 <Fez_POW> True story
19:00 <British^Meat> instring
19:00 <British^Meat> i must confess i have never been banned/z-lined
19:00 <Fez_POW> Ive only beennanned by b1s friends
19:00 <British^Meat> Why do you get picked on do you think?
20:00 <Fez_POW> Cuz i ask b1about his poems
20:00 <Fez_POW> And b1 doesnt wannachat to me
20:00 <Fez_POW> So that auto ttolling right there.. right?
21:00 <Fez_POW> Its ok. The z-liner knows a bit more than most
21:00 <Fez_POW> ..about b1s behaviour
24:00 <Fez_POW> I wonder what server b1 will use till he can rejoin austnet
26:00 <British^Meat> hah
26:00 <British^Meat> come on mate
27:00 <British^Meat> u hassle him
27:00 <British^Meat> i hassle him
27:00 <British^Meat> CONFEZ!
27:00 <British^Meat> dont be coy
27:00 <British^Meat> no coy
27:00 <British^Meat> i cant stand the dude, so i give him shit, simples
27:00 <Digerati> take me home !
27:00 <slinky_J> hahaha so easy
28:00 <Digerati> easy what ?
28:00 <Digerati> i don't need keys to open doors mate
28:00 <TheRon> she's an easy lover
28:00 <Digerati> i just kick the door in :)
28:00 <Digerati> rofl
28:00 <nate> unzipping Digeratis pants
28:00 <Digerati> no sweetheart
28:00 <Skirmish> I was born in the 1900's .... Fought in the American civil war.
28:00 <Digerati> but thnx
29:00 <TheRon> Whoa here she comes, she's a man eater
29:00 <Skirmish> LOL history XPURT
29:00 <TheRon> i get nam flashbacks
29:00 <TheRon> that contiki tour was terrible
29:00 <Skirmish> LOL TheRon
29:00 <Digerati> ron, i was 8 when i saw (saw), my dads brother come home in a bodybag from nam
30:00 <TheRon> happy story
30:00 <Digerati> no way
30:00 <Digerati> hated the funeral
30:00 <Skirmish> Did he jump out and yell SURPRISE!!
30:00 <Digerati> his wife wanted to dive into the grave TheRon
30:00 <Digerati> typical greeks
30:00 <Digerati> spartisans
31:00 <Digerati> holy shit
31:00 <nate> do u have much love to give digi?
31:00 <Digerati> i made a new word
31:00 <Digerati> spartisan
31:00 <nate> fartisan?
31:00 <TheRon> boobisan
31:00 <Digerati> dude, i have pathos/empathy and care for others, fuck love
31:00 <nate> japanese for sure
32:00 <TheRon> Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there
32:00 <Digerati> hate that word
32:00 <Digerati> it's so misused
32:00 <Digerati> they should ban that word in the english language
33:00 <Digerati> love is also sex
33:00 <Digerati> sex is not love
33:00 <nate> what word is that u sexy beast
33:00 <Digerati> learn greek
33:00 <TheRon> whats is love! baby don't hurt me
33:00 <nate> house party digis tonite
34:00 <Digerati> yeah ron
34:00 <Digerati> something like that man
34:00 <Digerati> cocaine and coffee ! :)
34:00 <TheRon> should i facebook the party??
34:00 <nate> yeah say old hornay ladies welcome
35:00 <TheRon> no msg no std
35:00 <Digerati> anyone over 80 can byo their own condoms
35:00 <Digerati> nuthn like fkn a 80 year old whore :)
35:00 <nate> i am sure
35:00 <TheRon> make sure they're bat free
35:00 <Digerati> haha
36:00 <TheRon> Billie jean is not my lover
36:00 <Pieter> lies youre gay
36:00 <Pieter> you love BILLY JEAN
36:00 <nate> be like fucking crusty the clown down there
36:00 <Digerati> i know this girl at the gym she used to be an athlete, and still has the body of a 20 year old man, she is 78
36:00 <Digerati> she is at the gym all the time
36:00 <nate> yeah u wanna ?
37:00 <TheRon> You still chasing that dragon Pieter?
37:00 <Digerati> young guys perved on her at the sauna with bikini
37:00 <Digerati> and the young guy aint me :)
37:00 <nate> u are younger
37:00 <nate> must be u
37:00 <Digerati> dude, she is a full blown cocksucker
37:00 <nate> yes?
38:00 <Pieter> yeh but ya mum keeps trying to stop me
38:00 <TheRon> Ooh ouch
38:00 <slinky_J> nate!
38:00 <slinky_J> sup homey
39:00 <Pieter> i know it stings , try covering yourself in vinegar
39:00 <Pieter> =)
39:00 <British^Meat> hah
39:00 <TheRon> Pieter the ladies see you and don't chat
39:00 <nate> tired like digis ball sack
39:00 <nate> went out dismorning with da mother, looking at second hand shops
40:00 <Pieter> youre chatting right now tho
40:00 <Fez_POW> Nah i just ask him about his life
40:00 <slinky_J> no shit
40:00 <slinky_J> Digerati was sucking Skirmish dick before
40:00 <slinky_J> and British^Meats
40:00 <slinky_J> homos
40:00 <slinky_J> lel
40:00 <nate> so hard ;l
40:00 <slinky_J> ah u find nethin good?
40:00 <slinky_J> LOL
40:00 <slinky_J> im flirtin with this chick on fb
40:00 <nate> a few teapots
40:00 <nate> fkn teapots;l
40:00 <slinky_J> hope my msgs make her crash her car
40:00 <slinky_J> oi teapots rule
40:00 <slinky_J> i got 2
41:00 <TheRon> Breasts
41:00 <Fez_POW> If thats hassling him then so be it
41:00 <Fez_POW> Cant stop till you get enough
41:00 <Pieter> hj's have finally figured how to cook their nuggets properly
41:00 <Pieter> the batter is cooked properly 
41:00 <Pieter> fried
41:00 <chelle> they have awesome nuggets
41:00 <slinky_J> glass one n other is china
41:00 <slinky_J> porcelain, made in england lol
41:00 <nate> yay p;D
41:00 <slinky_J> like British^Meat
41:00 <slinky_J> MADE IN ENGLAND!
41:00 <slinky_J> lolz
42:00 <Pieter> they never fried em long enough in the past :(
42:00 <TheRon> Cricket tomorrow, does Australia care?
42:00 <Fez_POW> I wish i was a nugget
42:00 <Fez_POW> No
42:00 <Pieter> the batter on the chicken was still battery !
42:00 <Pieter> :)
42:00 <Fez_POW> We play england in the final
42:00 <slinky_J> in england but, sex is like "do we have to? okay lights out.. Wish I didn't have this over bite."
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n ' freals
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks*
43:00 <TheRon> Fair bit of chin music in that final
43:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy like no one else
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I remember my mum listening to that on a friken record
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> that song**
44:00 <British^Meat> oh, so u like him then
44:00 <British^Meat> weird
44:00 <TheRon> Huh?
45:00 <British^Meat> im not that big a fan of HJ's nugs, but i still buy em :/ 6 for $3, cant go wrong
45:00 <British^Meat> + plum sauce
46:00 <Fez_POW> Can we stop talking about him now
46:00 <Fez_POW> He is gone
46:00 <TheRon> Yes!
46:00 <Fez_POW> Be glad
46:00 <British^Meat> cool idea
46:00 <slinky_J> haha uh oh
47:00 <TheRon> Let's hear it for the boy
47:00 <Fez_POW> Lets hear it for the breasts
47:00 <TheRon> Indeed
47:00 <Fez_POW> Toofar?
48:00 <TheRon> Breasts are excellent
48:00 <Fez_POW> Thats an understatement imo
48:00 <TheRon> So many uses
49:00 <TheRon> I can drink left handed I'm so talented
50:00 <TheRon> Out for dins dins
51:00 <TheRon> Some dodgy chinese restaurant
51:00 <slinky_J> lols
51:00 <Digerati> i like chinese
51:00 <slinky_J> my one is doin chinese new year for 2 days this yr
51:00 <TheRon> Better be genuine Chinese food
51:00 <Digerati> they only come up to your knees
51:00 <slinky_J> even tho its 15 days
51:00 <slinky_J> ;)
51:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4IvdGIJUHk
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultra-Sonic - Check Your Head / Love Me Right (Live In Zürich) (Oct 11, 2009) - Category: Music - 23,212 views - 108 likes (97.3%), 3 dislikes (2.7%)
51:00 <TheRon> cottage pie for tea tonight
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is cottage pie?
52:00 <Digerati> shit happens
52:00 <Digerati> 1.5 billion of em
52:00 <TheRon> You realise Chinese ppl eat at our Chinese restaraunts and think it's crap
52:00 <Digerati> eventually they will all sleep standing up
52:00 <TheRon> shepherds pie with beef
52:00 <TheRon> a shepherd doesn't herd cattle
53:00 <Digerati> yo slinky_J
53:00 <slinky_J> aye aye cap
53:00 <Digerati> slinky_J , do you like chinese ?
53:00 <slinky_J> yer
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, I thought shepherd's pie always had beef
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish
53:00 <TheRon> lamb mince traditionally
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
54:00 <Digerati> i love chinese
54:00 <slinky_J> had vietnamese + chinese on tues
54:00 <slinky_J> but real chinese
54:00 <Digerati> chinese 69 fantastic with hot blonde asian chick
54:00 <slinky_J> they do have westernized stuff on the menu for aussies tho lol
54:00 <slinky_J> haha
54:00 <slinky_J> ye i had this cute as short ass chinese chick waitin on me
54:00 <slinky_J> faarrkk
54:00 <slinky_J> sah hot
54:00 <Digerati> why the fuck would you want to eat aussie stuff in china ? :) hehe
54:00 <TheRon> She got big knockers?
54:00 <Skirmish> Hey Kate.
55:00 <slinky_J> bbs i gotta apologise to this chick ino in person lolz
55:00 <slinky_J> they get offended so easy man
55:00 <Digerati> i would prefer mexican in china
55:00 <Digerati> teach the chinese how to make tacos
55:00 <Fez_POW> Theron. Do you like the bloodhound gang? They have an album named hooeay for boobies
55:00 <Fez_POW> Hooray also
55:00 <TheRon> They make mince in lettuce cups
55:00 <TheRon> I know
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
55:00 <Skirmish> Dead at work. Wasting time on phone.
55:00 <TheRon> had chinese banquet last night
56:00 <TheRon> The ballad of Chasey laine is awesome
56:00 <TheRon> sweet corn and chicken soup
56:00 <Skirmish> You?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I dislike chinese
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> The child just had a pink cast put on
57:00 <Fez_POW> Indeed
57:00 <TheRon> Chasey Laine has sucked a lot of dick but she ain't had mine
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so been at ze hospital … the trials and tribulations of parenthood
57:00 <Skirmish> I love Chinese. Well the westernized version. Not the chicken fetus eggs.
57:00 <TheRon> kids are durable
58:00 <Fez_POW> Sad times
58:00 <Digerati> least i found a nice quicker way to cook rice
58:00 <Fez_POW> She would rather shove a splintered peice of balsa wood in her ass
58:00 <TheRon> Rice takes 12 mins in the microwave
58:00 <katatonic_kate01>   they sure are…. she is fine with it on…. still running around pretending to be Elsa from Frozen… :/
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah I dislike chinese in general....
58:00 <Skirmish> Lol poor you.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> food that is
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fucking tell me about it...
58:00 <TheRon> my niece was the same when she smashed her arm had to put pins in
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's either Tangled or Frozen :/
58:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't have a clue
58:00 <Skirmish> Ethans never broken any bones yet.
59:00 <Digerati> use a large sift, put the rice in that sift, fill a pot of water, put the sift on top of the water which has the rice in it, and boil
59:00 <Fez_POW> I should go to thepub and ask for some juggs
59:00 <Digerati> nice and simple
59:00 <TheRon> Jugs rule
59:00 <Digerati> i don't have a microwave
59:00 <Fez_POW> When they pour the pour ill say tgey misunderstood me
59:00 <Fez_POW> Pour the beer perhaps
59:00 <Fez_POW> :/
59:00 <Digerati> don't need a microwave
59:00 <Digerati> microwaves are useless
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a fracture, some bone in her elbow
59:00 <Skirmish> Said his new year resolution was to not spew all year.
59:00 <Skirmish> It's a good one. Vomiting sucks.
00:00 <TheRon> Rick James
00:00 <Digerati> microwaves are a unhealthy way to cook
00:00 <TheRon> I'm superfreakin
00:00 <Digerati> microwaves are for the lazy fut fucks
00:00 <slinky_J> cottage pie
00:00 <TheRon> does the sunday morning count??
00:00 <slinky_J> sounds like a festy asshole
00:00 <slinky_J> like goat arse in prison
00:00 <slinky_J> if you can't get the clean one get the old dirty cunt
00:00 <slinky_J> LOL
00:00 <TheRon> way to bring the convo down a cog
00:00 <Skirmish> Check out this fried junky.
00:00 <slinky_J> lel
00:00 <slinky_J> soz
01:00 <Digerati> :)
01:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
01:00 <slinky_J> don't take your lost manhood issues out on me
01:00 <slinky_J> go hit Bigfoot.
01:00 <slinky_J> tough guy with the highest IQ ever
01:00 <slinky_J> why aint you workin' for NASA Skirmish?
01:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: how long for the cast?
01:00 <slinky_J> such a live arse smart cunt online
02:00 <TheRon> Mariah Carey breasts
02:00 <slinky_J> some day some cunt, since you can only take out your frustrations on irc
02:00 <slinky_J> will smash you irl good
02:00 <slinky_J> funny day that one.
02:00 <slinky_J> :P
02:00 <slinky_J> just wait ey..
02:00 <Skirmish> Won't be you.
02:00 <slinky_J> cunts like you always get the drop.
02:00 <Skirmish> You're a coward.
02:00 <slinky_J> I wouldn't hit you for a ten year sentence.
02:00 <slinky_J> I box bro
02:00 <slinky_J> up road
02:00 <TheRon> purple rain, purple rain
03:00 <Digerati> nice, bit of indian curry i put in the rice :)
03:00 <slinky_J> x pro trains us
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> LOL AS
03:00 <Skirmish> LOL
03:00 <slinky_J> go lol with Mew bro you are fkn lame man
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm 6 weeks!
03:00 <slinky_J> im giving you shit because you give so many ppl shit
03:00 <slinky_J> o gone
03:00 <slinky_J> HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRC
04:00 <Digerati> better than the fat greasy shit that my sister cooks, but then again she's a fat fuck, so yeah
04:00 <TheRon> Blame it on the boogie
04:00 <Digerati> hahaha
04:00 <nate> u dont tell people u are giving them shit 
04:00 <nate> u just do it!
05:00 <TheRon> I like chicks with low self esteem
05:00 <Digerati> i just can't control my feelings
05:00 <Fez_POW> 5 day breast match
05:00 <TheRon> Twin peaks
05:00 <Digerati> fez fat fuck
06:00 <Fez_POW> Fattest irc user ever i am
06:00 <Fez_POW> Hencei cant get breasts
07:00 <Lumeah> thats not why hun. :P
07:00 <TheRon> Bugger breast implants, I got beer
08:00 <TheRon> Usher - yeah!
10:00 <slinky_J> fuck this movie
10:00 <slinky_J> piece of shit
10:00 <Fez_POW> I got fat so ihave my own breasts ron
10:00 <Fez_POW> Im smart. Right?
10:00 <TheRon> Good man
10:00 <TheRon> Take out the middle man
10:00 <nate> im gonna have a pizza true fatty food
10:00 <StrykerX> Got a block of choccie
10:00 <StrykerX> Mom says chocolate isn't good for dogs.. But you can have the rest of my milk
11:00 <nate> u can get dog chocolate
12:00 <Fez_POW> Someone has to
12:00 <Fez_POW> I canget myself drunk and take advantage of my fat drunk self
12:00 <StrykerX> It's an old ad
12:00 <nate> Carob
12:00 <nate> Carob is a safe alternative to chocolate that dogs can eat. Chocolate contains theobromine or theophylline, which can stem the flow of blood to the brain.
12:00 <nate> Carob contains 8% protein and traces of vitamin A, B, B2, B3 and D. Carob is also high in phosphorous, potassium, magnesium, iron and calcium. These vitamins and minerals are vital in the promotion of healthy bones, teeth, eyes and coat.
12:00 <nate> i would like some carob please
12:00 <nate> lol
13:00 <TheRon> Breasts are awesome right after giving birth
13:00 <Fez_POW> Cleverness 101
13:00 <TheRon> Loving the only one that truly loves you
15:00 <TheRon> Living in a material world and I am a material girl
15:00 <Fez_POW> Dr jones dr jones calling dr jones
15:00 <TheRon> Campbell Newman is gone
15:00 <TheRon> hey there you with a sad face come up to my place and live it up
16:00 <TheRon> Won't even win his own seat
16:00 <Fez_POW> That what ya get for being a cunt
17:00 <TheRon> Has he affected you?
17:00 <doctor> yeah he seemed like a bit of a douche
17:00 <TheRon> Doctor you always get a douche or a turd
18:00 <doctor> yeah unfortunately
19:00 <simba> did b1 get zlined?
19:00 <Fez_POW> I want a giant douche sandwich
19:00 <TheRon> Vote or die
19:00 <Fez_POW> Looks that way simba
20:00 <Fez_POW> For being an abusive user
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <TheRon> Who stirred him up?
20:00 <simba> mustve gone off at some admins again
20:00 <TheRon> 420 in qld
20:00 <Fez_POW> Nope
20:00 <Digerati> let's live it up ron
20:00 <Digerati> you besides the dancefloor
21:00 <Fez_POW> Yup.. 420 here
21:00 <TheRon> It's always 420 somewhere
21:00 <simba> do you know why he was z lined fez
21:00 <Fez_POW> And why would i know simba
21:00 <simba> im asking
21:00 <Loof> my cock, my cock, my cock is on fire
22:00 <simba> you said "nope" like you knew somethinbg
22:00 <TheRon> Is z lined the bad one?
22:00 <Fez_POW> I asked also
22:00 <simba> you asked what
22:00 <Digerati> dick
22:00 <Fez_POW> Why would iknow
22:00 <TheRon> Breast
22:00 <Fez_POW> Anyways
22:00 <Fez_POW> Good on ya mate
22:00 <Digerati> Breast of dick
22:00 <Loof> i'ma scratch that fucker cause the mutherfucker burns
22:00 <Loof> cum
22:00 <TheRon> well said
23:00 <Fez_POW> Keep up the good work in #melbourne
23:00 <simba> you said nope like you knew something
23:00 <TheRon> Michael Jackson - bad
23:00 <simba> ....as i just said
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, breasts. Breasts everywhere.
24:00 <Fez_POW> Anywaya
24:00 <Fez_POW> Moving on
24:00 <TheRon> Air bag breasts
24:00 <TheRon> they are
24:00 <TheRon> is there anything breasts can't do?
25:00 <Fez_POW> Breasttacular
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> hes letting me know hes still here
25:00 <TheRon> Dear god
25:00 <Fez_POW> Ban evasion
25:00 <Digerati> this room is full of pig loving muslim wack jobs that need to have a pork bone shoved up their rear end, and the quran shat on to make the muslim lick the shit off the quran :)
25:00 <StrykerX> Not really
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <TheRon> Did we ban that monis bloke?
26:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX
26:00 <slinky_J> i just asked dat girl out
26:00 <slinky_J> lolz
26:00 <StrykerX> Gods way of thanking us for existing
26:00 <slinky_J> well she wants to come over
26:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, no much for friends only
26:00 <StrykerX> So much*
26:00 <slinky_J> n already wants me go up country with her
26:00 <TheRon> john farnham - pressure down, it's a song about constipation
26:00 <slinky_J> maybe kill me?
26:00 <slinky_J> mmm she can kill me ;D
26:00 <TheRon> snowtown?
26:00 <slinky_J> fk the barrel boys man
26:00 <slinky_J> ronnie
27:00 <slinky_J> my x fiancee mum
27:00 <slinky_J> worked as a screw at yatala
27:00 <slinky_J> she got all close friends with um
27:00 <slinky_J> fk his last name
27:00 <slinky_J> bunting?
27:00 <StrykerX> Baby bunting?
27:00 <slinky_J> anyway she's all how he's  anice guy
27:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't have a clue
27:00 <slinky_J> I said to her bitch fat English face
27:00 <slinky_J> only because he's behind glass
28:00 <TheRon> The channel 10 news reader is doable
28:00 <slinky_J> john bunting maybe
28:00 <slinky_J> i havent seen the movie
28:00 <slinky_J> shouldnt have been made, glorified killers :/ good thing it wasnt an international success.
28:00 <nate> slinkys home made movie?:0
28:00 <nate> PORNO!
29:00 <simba> like a simple crossword
29:00 <TheRon> An easy sudoku
29:00 <TheRon> fuck i love holy grail
29:00 <slinky_J> lolz
29:00 <slinky_J> i was inna car with a psycho once night
30:00 <Fez_POW> A find a word?
30:00 <TheRon> Nah
30:00 <Fez_POW> How about the 12 times table?
30:00 <slinky_J> didnt freak me out but his life story n gun was fkn nuts
30:00 <nate> back seat slink?
30:00 <nate> jerking ya gerkin
30:00 <slinky_J> back seat in my jeep
30:00 <slinky_J> lolz
30:00 <slinky_J> fk this chick man
30:00 <nate> turns green if u jerk it enough
30:00 <slinky_J> flirtin
30:00 <slinky_J> n she at home
30:00 <slinky_J> gonna have to masturbate
30:00 <slinky_J> or masticate
30:00 <slinky_J> a carrot
30:00 <slinky_J> lel
30:00 <nate> hmm carrot
30:00 <nate> corn?
31:00 <British^Meat> Hows that z-line treatin ya Bastardly_One?
31:00 <nate> hheehe a bag of peas?
31:00 <StrykerX> Penetration by carrot, slinky_J?
31:00 <nate> hoe hoe
33:00 <StrykerX> He must've emo'd by email
33:00 <StrykerX> Got it lifted
33:00 <TheRon> Hello I love you wont you tell me your name
33:00 <TheRon> i'll break into your cool cool cool world
34:00 <British^Meat> now THATS dedication
34:00 <Fez_POW> Or evading
34:00 <British^Meat> fuck waiting 48 hours to not be able to IRC
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> desp
35:00 <Fez_POW> Lol
35:00 <TheRon> no you don't
36:00 <StrykerX> Ragequit
36:00 <TheRon> Say say say  what you want, but don't play games with my affection
36:00 <Digerati> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/melbourne-prestige-car-dealer-tony-dockerty-run-down-by-car-police-allege-20140909-10eaoz.html
37:00 <TheRon> you got nothing i want you got nothing i need
38:00 <Fez_POW> Im living labida loca
38:00 <Fez_POW> Thats wrong spelling isnt it
38:00 <simba> always 
38:00 <TheRon> india are shithouse
39:00 <Fez_POW> I like how simba just remarks on things
39:00 <simba> im remarkable
39:00 <simba> isnt that what you did before
39:00 <Fez_POW> No
39:00 <simba> wrong
39:00 <Fez_POW> Ok
40:00 <Fez_POW> Youd know cuz ure always watching
40:00 <Fez_POW> Right?
40:00 <simba> i have been for 20 mins
40:00 <Fez_POW> Neat
40:00 <Fez_POW> Accurate tpo
40:00 <Fez_POW> Too
40:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
43:00 <British^Meat> i think fez is a bit cut bout somink
43:00 <British^Meat> he dun like u simb
44:00 <slinky_J> i think i got a gf soon
44:00 <slinky_J> :o
44:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah no panda
44:00 <slinky_J> i dont like emotions
44:00 <TokenDaRing> not going to happen man
44:00 <TokenDaRing> you're too unstable for a woman
44:00 <slinky_J> true?
44:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> am I too fat?
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> hes the most boring dude ive ever encountered on here
45:00 <simba> sorry to be so blunt in front of u fez
45:00 <StrykerX> Wild Snorlax appeared!
45:00 <TokenDaRing> no
45:00 <slinky_J> uneducaked?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> well
45:00 <TheRon> are you not pretty enought?
45:00 <slinky_J> am i too fat?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you're stupid
45:00 <TokenDaRing> that's the problem
45:00 <slinky_J> i wot?
45:00 <slinky_J> what problem?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you should do a Saemon
45:00 <TokenDaRing> and just get hookers on DSP
45:00 <slinky_J> more personality inside my arse than you have in a year
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> dsp
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you wouldn't have to deal with those emotions then
45:00 <slinky_J> good thunkin
45:00 <slinky_J> bro
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you could live the high life like Saemon
46:00 <simba> that was rude
46:00 <simba> im going to go spank myself
46:00 <TokenDaRing> sleeping on a piss stained bed
46:00 <slinky_J> I remember when you first came on
46:00 <slinky_J> first thing Skirmish pm you
46:00 <slinky_J> you start insulting people
46:00 <slinky_J> class act you are.
46:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, I think you're shifting between Saemon and Pieter
46:00 <slinky_J> What I'm saying is you're a fucking loser. 
46:00 <StrykerX> With the pissing of ones bed
46:00 <nate> who is this saemon lol
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX, no Saemon posted a picture of part of his bed
46:00 <slinky_J> saemon is TokenDaRing daddy
46:00 <nate> the seamon on pieters chin?
47:00 <StrykerX> Spank the monkey
47:00 <TokenDaRing> it didn't even have a matress cover
47:00 <TokenDaRing> and was stained as hell
47:00 <slinky_J> i scered
48:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
48:00 <StrykerX> Ew
48:00 <nate> skirmish meep meep!
48:00 <StrykerX> He showed the world he pisses his bed
48:00 <TheRon> hot chilli woman make it hot for me
49:00 <Fez_POW> Why be cut about irc
49:00 <StrykerX> I had the hottest chilli the other day
49:00 <Skirmish> Ghost Chilli? 
49:00 <StrykerX> Only a dot of it and my mouth was on fire
49:00 <nate> strykerx, slinkys hot chilli nipples?
49:00 <TheRon> i've swalled a red chilli whole
49:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Skirmish
49:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently the first time I came in here, you PM'd me and I started insulting people
50:00 <TokenDaRing> according to the view of the great and wise Panda
50:00 <nate> what did u say
50:00 <nate> u are all scumbags!
50:00 <nate> let me wash you
50:00 <nate> all of that sin
50:00 <nate> beee gone!
50:00 <Skirmish> I must have a very persuasive personality. 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
50:00 <StrykerX> Scorpion chilli I think
51:00 <British^Meat> y be cut bout simba
51:00 <British^Meat> he is (currently) singlehandedly THE best op in here
51:00 <Mew> ew why has the mentally unstable moon face retard been setting off my highlight all day
52:00 <British^Meat> and he isnt even a full one (yet)
52:00 <Fez_POW> Uhm.
52:00 <Fez_POW> Really?
52:00 <British^Meat> yup
52:00 <British^Meat> who do you reckon is the best?
52:00 <TheRon> bert newton has retire
52:00 <TokenDaRing> who?
52:00 <TheRon> retired
52:00 <TheRon> moon face
52:00 <Mew> he's taken on a new physical form: slinky_J
53:00 <Fez_POW> Irc politics
53:00 <Fez_POW> .whocares
53:00 <British^Meat> cool
53:00 <nate> mew just go on over and have some form of passion!:)
53:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J is one of those special people who doesn't have a carer because of cuts in state funding
53:00 <Mew> !:)
53:00 <Skirmish> He's drunk/high Mew. He was going at 5am this morning when I left for work and he was still going when I logged in at 430 this afternoon at work. 
53:00 <Skirmish> He reckons he went out ... but I am skeptical. 
53:00 <TokenDaRing> he just got the bottle of metho from under the sink
54:00 <Fez_POW> Also who would care what i thought
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <TokenDaRing> mixed it in with some OJ
54:00 <TokenDaRing> took a few gulps of that
54:00 <TokenDaRing> then it's party time
54:00 <Skirmish> He's been calling my mrs "Bigfoot" for a solid 12 hours desperately trying to get me angry about it. 
54:00 <TheRon> hey now hey now don't dream it's over
54:00 <Mew> its reassuring to know he will always be a jobless hopeless shut in who makes up shit on the internet.. Forever and ever.. Amen sistaz
54:00 <Mew> his consistency is incredible
55:00 <TheRon> why do people come on to irc and be such jerks?
55:00 <nate> ya need waves in the ocean 
55:00 <Mew> cos they can
55:00 <TheRon> surely everybody is here for a good time
55:00 <StrykerX> Because they don't have breasts in their life, TheRon.
55:00 <TheRon> thats it
56:00 <Skirmish> Ain't lookin for NOTHING, BUT A GOOD TIME. 
56:00 <StrykerX> Can't we all just get along?
56:00 <nate> if we all played nice it would be BORANG
56:00 <Mew> excellent now I won't have 99 luft balloons stuck in my head thx Skirmish
57:00 <StrykerX> That can be fixed, Mew. :P
57:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: All the intelligent and sensible people do get along. It's to social outcasts that are drawn to the internet that make it difficult. 
57:00 <nate> snobs dont get along
57:00 <nate> what the!
58:00 <nate> catch my tears
58:00 <StrykerX> Mew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPTC7-wCL8
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nena - 99 Luftballons 1984 (Jun 8, 2012) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,145,282 views - 5,863 likes (97.2%), 167 dislikes (2.8%)
58:00 <TheRon> eskimo joe - new york
58:00 <nate> we need the backstabbers, the gossip queens and the bitches to make things interesting
58:00 <StrykerX> Actually, I think that's the wrong version
58:00 <Mew> you're a gem strykey
59:00 <couleurs> I got my mojo back
59:00 <TheRon> i love the german version
59:00 <Mew> a reeeeal gem
59:00 <StrykerX> <3
59:00 <Loof> he's a fgt
59:00 <StrykerX> Loof, silence junkie
59:00 <nate> fgt gem?
59:00 <StrykerX> Before the voices tell you off.
59:00 <nate> forget me not gem
59:00 <Mew> the cubic fagatonia gemstone
59:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <couleurs> in the form of an midget metal chick
00:00 <couleurs> -- Bold1
00:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX his wife is going to tell him off soon
00:00 <TokenDaRing> give him a good beating
00:00 <StrykerX> Or I tell your wife you're on here
00:00 <StrykerX> Yeah TokenDaRing
00:00 <nate> where is that b1 ;l he can occupy some text
01:00 <Mew> cubic zarcarbian lmao
01:00 <simba> u r my fantasy
01:00 <British^Meat> ha oh yes Mew Blackua Joshwood has been mentiong u every chance he gets, its pretty weird :)
01:00 <British^Meat> its like he WANTS to battle
01:00 <Mew> does anyone watch tpb?
01:00 <British^Meat> what be tpb?
01:00 <TheRon> simba you are my fantasy island
01:00 <Loof> the pirate bay?
01:00 <nate> ana_ng; u cold lovely icey woman!
01:00 <slinky_J> pirate bay
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <Mew> trailer park boys
01:00 <slinky_J> that shit is dead loof
01:00 <Loof> yeah
01:00 <Mew> Why would I watch pirate bay lol
02:00 <Loof> thats what i want to know
02:00 <slinky_J> this is the site yo btw https://yts.re/browse-movie
02:00 <simba> u r my fantaski
02:00 <slinky_J> u ever need it
02:00 <Mew> yo cool brah
02:00 <Mew> nice site man
02:00 <Loof> i only saw the first episode of this season
02:00 <Mew> thx for sharing uno
02:00 <slinky_J> full on ey site of the yr
02:00 <Loof> is it still as good?
02:00 <slinky_J> prob fanciest thing you've seen on your screen all year MeGusta
02:00 <slinky_J> Mew
02:00 <Mew> I like the latest season the most
02:00 <Loof> nice
03:00 <slinky_J> true
03:00 <slinky_J> I watch gay porn and jump double-dutch but don't tell, rip my skirt and sew it up.
03:00 <Mew> cubic zarcarbian is a rickyism for cubic zirconia 
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Loof> rikyism
03:00 <Mew> that's what I was reffin 2
03:00 <TheRon> boobs?
04:00 <Loof> ah lol
04:00 <Loof> rip phil collins
04:00 <Loof> barrrrrrrrrrp
04:00 <Mew> oh yeah
04:00 <StrykerX> Loving this song
04:00 <StrykerX> Thx for reminding me of it, Mew.
05:00 <couleurs> Test Am I Onelined?
05:00 <nate> u are one sexy man
05:00 <couleurs> hello nate me mate
05:00 <nate> hi ho!
05:00 <simba> British^Meat masturbates to toon link hentai
05:00 <Mew> no worries pal
05:00 <British^Meat> A T T (all the time)
05:00 <slinky_J> i wana hear the song
05:00 <slinky_J> y u not share
05:00 <slinky_J> :(
05:00 <TheRon> i have a soundcloud rule
05:00 <simba> AT-AT
06:00 <couleurs> where u bean
06:00 <British^Meat> zelda in hyrule warriors is pretty sexy, even as shiek
06:00 <slinky_J> lol@b1
06:00 <slinky_J> ocarina of time
06:00 <slinky_J> wtf did he call  it
06:00 <Loof> mmm coffeeeeeee
06:00 <slinky_J> lolz made me think of that dolphin game on SEGA
06:00 <slinky_J> echo
06:00 <Mew> is that Calvin Klein obsession I smell?
06:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPTC7-wCL8
06:00 <StrykerX> Mew's fve.
07:00 <slinky_J> Echo teh dolphlungren uf Tiem
07:00 <StrykerX> Fave*
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nena - 99 Luftballons 1984 (Jun 8, 2012) - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,145,283 views - 5,863 likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
07:00 <slinky_J> k
07:00 <slinky_J> i do haz a crush on her
07:00 <slinky_J> shhh
07:00 <slinky_J> mm bewbs
07:00 <TheRon> i'm in london still
07:00 <StrykerX> lol
07:00 <Loof> i've never bought cologne in my life
07:00 <slinky_J> dude that song is good
07:00 <slinky_J> I turn off my PROMOE fkn shit 
07:00 <Loof> deodorants smells just as good
07:00 <Mew> the waiferz
07:00 <British^Meat> its used by people who leave thier houses Loof
07:00 <Loof> if not better
08:00 <StrykerX> His wife doesn't allow him out
08:00 <slinky_J> play this at my funeral to fuck cunts off
08:00 <StrykerX> Give the guy a break
08:00 <slinky_J> then sinead o'connor
08:00 <Mew> can't wait
08:00 <StrykerX> Nothing compares to you?
08:00 <simba> lol @ the oot thing
09:00 <couleurs> Fine.
09:00 <nate> lol
09:00 <bee_girl> You need to provide a key to join #CBF
09:00 <bee_girl> cute
09:00 <couleurs> DELETED
09:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX
09:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
09:00 <StrykerX> wots that
09:00 <slinky_J> fk ur ass BlackDevil
09:00 <slinky_J> zombie
09:00 <slinky_J> cranburrez
09:00 <Mew> way to link linktard
09:00 <StrykerX> Oh
09:00 <StrykerX> Awesome track
10:00 <nate> i was taking my sister to a training session, but she wanted to look at a unit instead of helping me out
10:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AanQ2mY2jjc
10:00 <nate> family love :D
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KYMATICA - FULL LENGTH MOVIE - Expand Your Consciousness!!! (Jul 31, 2010) - Category: Science & Technology - 1,533,220 views - 12,448 likes (95.4%), 602 dislikes (4.6%)
10:00 <bee_girl> <3
10:00 <couleurs> pics of your sister
10:00 <nate> shes 100 kg, with a sore knee
10:00 <nate> not really the hottest
10:00 <couleurs> idc i love every1
10:00 <nate> lol
10:00 <Digerati> as long as she gives head nate, that's fine with me
10:00 <bee_girl> cute Digerati
10:00 <Mew> you should have it next week slinky_J
10:00 <StrykerX> When I RDP into my VPS from the Mac, I can't copy links back to OSX
10:00 <StrykerX> But I can do it if I RDP from a Windows system
10:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth come on
10:00 <simba> ocean of time
11:00 <nate> im sure she would 
11:00 <Digerati> hey bee_girl :)
11:00 <couleurs> CuTe
11:00 <Mew> put it away Digeriatric
11:00 <Digerati> Digeratoid
11:00 <bee_girl> i have someone else saying it all the time now irl - now that is CuTe
11:00 <couleurs> who!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Ana_Ng> MY GOD I AM STINKY
11:00 <StrykerX> Hereee fishy fishy fishy
11:00 <TheRon> sweatty sex?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> sure if you are up for it
11:00 <Loof> stinky_Jizz
12:00 <bee_girl> my friend meshelle
12:00 <couleurs> saucey
12:00 <Mew> is he a big black dodgeball player?
12:00 <TheRon> the commute could be difficult
12:00 <Mew> lmao
12:00 <British^Meat> stupidly_Joblesss
12:00 <TheRon> pineapple juice and jizz is that an old wive's tale??
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i think the feet are the main offenders
12:00 <Mew> smooshed_jaw
13:00 <bee_girl> her boyfriend is
13:00 <bee_girl> lol
13:00 <bee_girl> though its basketball not dodgeball
13:00 <Digerati> the human body has 50 trillion different cells
13:00 <Mew> nice
13:00 <Mew> bet she's copping some BBC
13:00 <couleurs> can u tell me this weeks lottery numbers pls Mew thank u
13:00 <StrykerX> Oh lawdy
13:00 <StrykerX> Stinky feet
13:00 <simba> stinky pete the prospector
13:00 <slinky_J> heh
13:00 <slinky_J> I have more money in the bank
13:00 <slinky_J> than you three idiots combined
13:00 <Mew> yeah yeah lmao
13:00 <TheRon> my feet are lemony fresh
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah yeah lols lelz
13:00 <slinky_J> srsly
13:00 <British^Meat> still? u sure?
14:00 <bee_girl> Mew -  more than you and me by the sounds ;)
14:00 <Mew> 17 23 20 5 7 sups: 18 29
14:00 <Digerati> 4 28 40 34 37 25 14
14:00 <Digerati> try mine as well :)
14:00 <couleurs> kool
14:00 <Digerati> hope you win a mil
14:00 <Ana_Ng> is that really a big accomplishment?
14:00 <Mew> I got money in da bank nigguhs
14:00 <slinky_J> which question do I answer
14:00 <Ana_Ng> congrats, you have 400 bucks
14:00 <slinky_J> still
14:00 <slinky_J> I'm not completely
14:00 <slinky_J> moving slightly
14:00 <Mew> take it slowly 
14:00 <TheRon> hunters and collectors - do you see what i see?
14:00 <Mew> Go at ur own pacr
14:00 <slinky_J> correcting my gestures as I move my head
14:00 <Mew> oooo ron
14:00 <slinky_J> Mew
15:00 <Mew> I've never fucked a chocolate cowboy
15:00 <Mew> have you bgrl?
15:00 <bee_girl> yes, indeed i have
15:00 <Mew> some cocoa love
15:00 <bee_girl> mmhm
15:00 <Mew> Was it delicious?
15:00 <couleurs> :o
15:00 <bee_girl> very odd looking down to very white and very black
15:00 <bee_girl> its pretty cute
15:00 <Mew> lmao
15:00 <Mew> adorbs
15:00 <bee_girl> lol
15:00 <frayedknot> hello
15:00 <slinky_J> you're wiring is all about taking it slowly
15:00 <Mew> present
15:00 <Mew> Hi frayedy
15:00 <StrykerX> My blance is currently $0.03
15:00 <slinky_J> you're noody to be insulting anybody
15:00 <StrykerX> I WIN
15:00 <slinky_J> in this life
15:00 <StrykerX> Balance*
15:00 <slinky_J> or the next.
15:00 <British^Meat> you are wiring
15:00 <slinky_J> BM you want to butt punch me already or what
15:00 <TheRon> i switch on channel 7 news just to watch jane bunn
15:00 <slinky_J> because this hardcore flirting has gone on for years.
15:00 <StrykerX> That mostly due to I keep it s cash.
15:00 <TheRon> she has big norgs
15:00 <slinky_J> ;) StrykerX lel
15:00 <Mew> I got paid today so mine is $1,2**.**  I don't remember the rest lol
15:00 <Mew> HIGH ROLLER
16:00 <couleurs> pics
16:00 <bee_girl> i never took any... it was a pretty brief fling
16:00 <Mew> you have the cutest penis ever - words every man wants to hear
16:00 <bee_girl> and the other guy was
16:00 <bee_girl> well
16:00 <bee_girl> a one night thing
16:00 <bee_girl> but some decades ago
16:00 <Mew> you little harlot
16:00 <bee_girl> i've been called worse
16:00 <bee_girl> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> nahhh
16:00 <Loof> i'm too high to roll
16:00 <Loof> bong ftw
16:00 <StrykerX> Bbl
16:00 <simba> i spent 2 much on amiibo this week
16:00 <slinky_J> im wondering how long I can keep you going on about me
16:00 <Mew> dang nigga u friiii
16:00 <slinky_J> and how many people you can get into your convo
16:00 <British^Meat> hah r u pulling the strings?
16:00 <British^Meat> R u controlling us?
16:00 <simba> can u just put anyone trying to troll u on ignore
16:00 <slinky_J> simba you bought an albino aligator?
17:00 <Mew> there's nothing wrong with a bit of free love
17:00 <Mew> or a lot
17:00 <bee_girl> i dont think so
17:00 <slinky_J> ok
17:00 <simba> tbh i havent seen mew active in like a year, its funny how shes back 2 troll josh
17:00 <simba> and by funny i mean not that funny
17:00 <slinky_J> done
17:00 <slinky_J> ignored
17:00 <simba> phew thanx guys
17:00 <slinky_J> is k babe
17:00 <TheRon> i like my bros carpet snake, it's so friendly
17:00 <slinky_J> said Simon Pegg
18:00 <bee_girl> if i was a man i wouldnt be getting called a harlot
18:00 <bee_girl> i know THAT much
18:00 <Mew> guys love getting their numbers up lol
18:00 <Mew> I find it so amusing lol
18:00 <Ana_Ng> aw si
18:00 <nate> u know what josh calls mew, stunning!:0
18:00 <Mew> incest The Ron
19:00 <Mew> one of my friends made it into the hundreds thanks to tinder
19:00 <bee_girl> jesus
19:00 <bee_girl> hundreds??
19:00 <bee_girl> fuck me
19:00 <bee_girl> well
19:00 <bee_girl> i gues thats how it started
19:00 <TheRon> fuck off!
19:00 <TheRon> sorry
19:00 <simba> <joke about ur bros snake spitting at u>
19:00 <Mew> nate what even are you? 
20:00 <Mew> he uses an ugly pic of himself so when they meet him they're impressed and the their friends
20:00 <Mew> so far it works 60% of the time every time
20:00 <Mew> tell*
20:00 <frayedknot> why would they meet him if he's ugly?
20:00 <nate> im not even, odd all the way
20:00 <nate> simba mr lovely, ready for a big one this weekend?
20:00 <simba> nope
20:00 <simba> ready 4 a small 1
20:00 <nate> voting?
20:00 <simba> 4 what
20:00 <Mew> president of the AUS
21:00 <Mew> they might not think he's ugly, lots of girls have pretty low standards
21:00 <nate> must be just queensland
21:00 <nate> ;p
21:00 <Loof> austfailure
21:00 <Mew> Loooool
21:00 <simba> yep heading up 2 cairns 2 put me vote in 4 teh puppet i want 2 see on tv 
22:00 <bee_girl> maybe they just wanna hookup
22:00 <bee_girl> been too long?
22:00 <frayedknot> none that i know lol
22:00 <bee_girl> something liek that
22:00 <frayedknot> yeah it's a queensland election this weekend, not anywhere else
23:00 <bee_girl> u dont get out enuf then frayedknot ;)
23:00 <frayedknot> yeah apparently not
23:00 <Mew> get on tinder lol
23:00 <bee_girl> yeah!
23:00 <bee_girl> tinder up
23:00 <frayedknot> i don't go outside
23:00 <TheRon> won't you take me to a funkytown
23:00 <simba> that sounds gay
24:00 <bee_girl> oh u do so
24:00 <frayedknot> there are dangers out there
24:00 <bee_girl> yeah
24:00 <bee_girl> WOMEN
24:00 <nate> i will take you out frayedknotto
24:00 <bee_girl> DANGER
24:00 <nate> wing man;o
24:00 <bee_girl> cute
24:00 <Mew> you might slip and land in vaginas
24:00 <frayedknot> where are we going nate?
24:00 <nate> hunting for dragons of course
24:00 <frayedknot> as if that happens Mew
24:00 <frayedknot> the vaginas are usually covered up
24:00 <nate> rissole?
24:00 <simba> is that gay innuendo
24:00 <simba> that song encourages homosexuality
24:00 <TheRon> no it's pseudo echo
24:00 <TheRon> homosexuality is wrong
24:00 <Loof> so does looking at maurice
24:00 <TheRon> the bible says so
24:00 <nate> simba wont be able to his excitment when he stands up now
25:00 <nate> the smokers hut for some nice dried scaley skin
25:00 <frayedknot> i have no idea what you mean
25:00 <nate> then put her to the sword
25:00 <nate> smoking dehydrates you
25:00 <bee_girl> nate seems like good value
25:00 <frayedknot> oh still on the dragons
25:00 <bee_girl> id take him up on the offer frayedknot
25:00 <Mew> go to a strip club, where no one slips and falls in anything because the floors are covered in a safe layer of sticky assorted fluids
25:00 <bee_girl> lol mew
25:00 <simba> TheRon gets his shit from Dean "The Weapon" Robinson
25:00 <TheRon> fucken oath
25:00 <nate> hide missed a word
25:00 <nate> so skilled
25:00 <TheRon> and you wouldn't?
26:00 <frayedknot> strip clubs is probably the world's least likely place to pick up
26:00 <nate> i have a missing front tooth, yes i am rich :D
26:00 <bee_girl> true
26:00 <bee_girl> not many normal women go there
26:00 <frayedknot> there are plenty of women there stripping
26:00 <nate> i do foxy boxing sometimes
26:00 <simba> def
26:00 <TheRon> thats some good shit
26:00 <simba> sittin around with teh black n red bois slammin some thymosin beta 4
26:00 <TheRon> it's handed out like candy
27:00 <bee_girl> yes yeah
27:00 <frayedknot> what's that?
27:00 <bee_girl> but you are not likely to pick up a stripper
27:00 <Mew> i enjoy a filthy strip club every now and then
27:00 <bee_girl> yeah ive been in a few
27:00 <bee_girl> great for ppl watfching
27:00 <Mew> its like a fascinating reality check
27:00 <Mew> Yeah
27:00 <Mew> plus boobs
27:00 <TheRon> i'm also on the drug that killed river phoenix
27:00 <Loof> bong
29:00 <frayedknot> how is it a reality check?
30:00 <Skirmish> I am downloading GTA V updates on the PS3. $40. Bargain.
30:00 <TheRon> you could buy a slab for that
30:00 <nate> u could take me to the movies
30:00 <TheRon> i've seen those dodgy cinemas you goto
31:00 <slinky_J> +big knockaz maet
31:00 <slinky_J> where's at Bedrock?
31:00 <Skirmish> Watched the TED 2 trailer today. Funny as hell. Will be in the gold lounge for that one.
31:00 <nate> its a date
31:00 <TheRon> find another toyboy
32:00 <slinky_J> bow down
32:00 <Adonis> 232
32:00 <slinky_J> Mew you have any great insights into my life today?
32:00 <slinky_J> ay gazza
32:00 <slinky_J> fk how big you are these days bro O_O
32:00 <simba> what do u mean gta updates for 40 bucks
32:00 <simba> like a DLC package
33:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLYPwdASPSM
33:00 <nate> big as in awesome!
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ☆ 3 HOURS ☆ NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTE ♫ Baby Bedtime Sleep Music ~ Best Lullaby Sleep Songs (Jul 4, 2014) - Category: Entertainment - 52,544 views - 401 likes (95.2%), 20 dislikes (4.8%)
33:00 <slinky_J> aha nate
33:00 <slinky_J> u so cute
33:00 <slinky_J> don't bite!
33:00 <nate> cute like a blow fish
33:00 <Mew> lol
33:00 <nate> u wann stab it
33:00 <Skirmish> Got the game for $40. 
33:00 <simba> brilliant
33:00 <nate> downloaded off steam
33:00 <nate> ?
33:00 <Skirmish> nah used game from EB. 
34:00 <nate> Stabby stab
34:00 <Adonis> lol thanks brah
34:00 <Adonis> getting there
34:00 <Atari> slinky_J , your under arrest for violation of section 135 sub paragraph 1 of the irc federal law
34:00 <Atari> your cool :)
34:00 <Atari> hehe
34:00 <nate> atari u are under arrest for being a used condom thrown in the park
34:00 <nate> surely u didnt goto a pc store were the arse end of the world charges heaps for software;l
34:00 <nate> ohh well mabye u winked nicely
34:00 <nate> half price
35:00 <Atari> freake you didn't i ? :)
35:00 <Adonis> I'm doing the arnold classics down in melbourne on the 14th
35:00 <Adonis> 14th of march, so I've gotta get as big as I can lol
35:00 <Atari> nate, that must be footscray park
35:00 <slinky_J> fkn fb
35:00 <Mew> Lol wtf getting there? Are u aiming to be the biggest tanned cloud in the whole entire world?
35:00 <slinky_J> Atari
35:00 <slinky_J> long time
35:00 <slinky_J> Mew I was just kidding btw.
35:00 <nate> slinky is pretty popular even b1 likes him
35:00 <Adonis> lol yes
35:00 <simba> every1 shops at pc stores still
35:00 <TheRon> what about me, it isnt fair, i've had enough now i want my share
35:00 <Vagisil> fart
36:00 <Adonis> I'm not that big, yet
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah bro lol, Adonis at my friends restaurant on tues this singaporean (ion?) guy asks me if I do martial art
36:00 <slinky_J> cause of how I'm built now lolz
36:00 <Mew> you should change your nick to BronzeNimbus69
36:00 <Mew> lmao
36:00 <slinky_J> I'm aiming for the look of the asian guy from BLOOD SPORT
36:00 <frayedknot> sounds like a cloud
36:00 <nate> are u an ugly asian guy slink?
36:00 <nate> your share of vagisil?
36:00 <Vagisil> pretty much
36:00 <nate> big stocks to be had
37:00 <slinky_J> he was big but in the film he obvs didnt get pumped b4 the fight scenes
37:00 <slinky_J> but im only like 80 kilo atm
37:00 <slinky_J> do you like box or anything aswell as train Adonis?
37:00 <nate> and how the fork are u going to get to 100kg?
37:00 <Vagisil> haha
38:00 <slinky_J> improve my diet
38:00 <slinky_J> im on a low energy diet, to fend off putting on fat
38:00 <nate> u eat excessively to give you energy to life
38:00 <nate> lift:)
38:00 <nate> life lol
39:00 <slinky_J> nah
39:00 <nate> thats what bulking is for energy
39:00 <nate> diets tend to give u less ;D
39:00 <slinky_J> I know how to get big
39:00 <nate> waaah!;0
39:00 <slinky_J> did that yrs n yrs ago
39:00 <couleurs> i'm on teh irc diet... 
39:00 <nate> time to run wild and do it again
39:00 <slinky_J> just I like martial arts and being big doesnt work
40:00 <slinky_J> bigger you are
40:00 <slinky_J> slower you are
40:00 <Mew> this is so funny looool
40:00 <couleurs> less than <B1 words a day keeps teh doctor away
40:00 <slinky_J> need to know the right fighting skill
40:00 <Adonis> yeah I weighed in at 80.3kg last comp
40:00 <Adonis> so we are like the same weight lol
40:00 <slinky_J> big and muay thai dont mix
40:00 <slinky_J> nice
40:00 <Adonis> my arms measued 19.8 inches the other day
40:00 <Adonis> I lol'd
40:00 <slinky_J> fuck!
40:00 <slinky_J> lolz
40:00 <FifoGhost> my belly is the size of a cow
40:00 <slinky_J> i dont have tape
40:00 <slinky_J> i dont think
41:00 <FifoGhost> too much yogurt
41:00 <nate> i like beef 
41:00 <slinky_J> a mate did compliment me on my arms being big but
41:00 <slinky_J> not near as big as yours man
41:00 <FifoGhost> i bougth beef and chicken
41:00 <FifoGhost> minced nz beef and mince chicken
41:00 <slinky_J> yer my bicep 14
41:00 <FifoGhost> nate your in gosford?
41:00 <slinky_J> did with fingers then so be a bit off
41:00 <Vagisil> thunderrrrrrr
41:00 <Vagisil> man this is so cool
41:00 <Vagisil> thunderstorms every afternoon
41:00 <TheRon> tian arena - chains
42:00 <FifoGhost> greenhills?
42:00 <slinky_J> do it again clenchin b more
42:00 <Mew> lmao
42:00 <slinky_J> Adonis bro gotta see a pic of you when you havent been working out man
42:00 <FifoGhost> close your eyes i wanna see you in my sweet dreams
42:00 <slinky_J> ellie what?
42:00 <slinky_J> what's so funny? I'm not insulting you or anything.
42:00 <Mew> where are you waix?
43:00 <Pieter> man i love anz
43:00 <Mew> your buff irc persona just makes me laugh lol
43:00 <slinky_J> i didnt say that i think i'm buff
43:00 <slinky_J> I guess making you laugh
43:00 <slinky_J> better than making you cry.
43:00 <nate> slinky is hot waxed buff!
43:00 <slinky_J> lolz
43:00 <Pieter> i fucked em out of $200 using credit option even tho it was a normal every day debit account (but ya paying $6 a day every day until its less than -$50 
43:00 <Atari> nate, play with my joystick
43:00 <nate> atari u have two right?
43:00 <Pieter> I have an online progress saver account (normal saving account with anz)
43:00 <TheRon> best not to ask
44:00 <Atari> only 1
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <Atari> single player
44:00 <slinky_J> two hands
44:00 <slinky_J> god gave us one dick
44:00 <slinky_J> gyped us!
44:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Piets
44:00 <Pieter> i just transferred $200 from that (only contained a few cents) into my normal account (not a debit card, just normal access eftpos card)
44:00 <slinky_J> piets you upgrade all ur movies yet?
44:00 <nate> what the hell is pieter talking bout?
44:00 <Atari> transfer money to my console pieter
44:00 <nate> is he a bank manager
44:00 <slinky_J> Pieter doesn't talk as much shit like ppl say
44:00 <Skirmish> Bought a new SSD ... my poota is gunna be hella fast! 
44:00 <TheRon> will it help you get boobs?
44:00 <Mew> computers are the best source of boobs
45:00 <slinky_J> it's just he randomly starts talking
45:00 <Pieter> Available Funds 		Help
45:00 <Pieter> Progress Saver 	013275 xxxxxxxx 	$199.95 - 	$0.00 
45:00 <slinky_J> not like b1
45:00 <frayedknot> <nate> what the hell is pieter talking bout? <-- this must be the most common thing said in #Melbourne
45:00 <couleurs> he's reading a bendigo bank pamphlet 
45:00 <Atari> no, he just dribbles it nate
45:00 <slinky_J> going on about the colours of jellybeans for ten hours
45:00 <slinky_J> this is b1
45:00 <Pieter> Access Account 	013275 xxxxxxxx 	$200.71 	$200.71 
45:00 <nate> pieter i will get slinky to kungfu your lettuce tonight
45:00 <slinky_J> oh man when I was seventeed back then they had the black jelly bean but nowadays people are all politically correct so there's no black jelly bean
45:00 <TheRon> i thought strip clubs were
45:00 <Skirmish> It means I don't have to spend any more money on this pc for another 2-3 years so yeah ... the mrs will give me boobs for that. 
46:00 <Pieter> and an online saving account cant incur fees =)
46:00 <Adonis> haven't been working out?
46:00 <Adonis> you mean no pump?
46:00 <slinky_J> then they said they bringing out a full on white jellybean to counter-act the hate toward them about the excessive ammount of black jellybeans
46:00 <Adonis> all my photos are no pump lol
46:00 <slinky_J> *b1 goes on for four hours about jellybeans*
46:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLYPwdASPSM
46:00 <slinky_J> yeah no pump bro
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ☆ 3 HOURS ☆ NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTE ♫ Baby Bedtime Sleep Music ~ Best Lullaby Sleep Songs (Jul 4, 2014) - Category: Entertainment - views - 401 likes (95.2%), 20 dislikes (4.8%)
46:00 <slinky_J> how u are when you havent just worked out
46:00 <Mew> oh yeah that too
47:00 <Pieter> also , all banks which you have an account in debit , it will close automatically (without needing to be signed off or staff having knowledge about it) just as long as its not touched whatsoever 
47:00 <slinky_J> im bettin prob look like what I said about the asian antagonist in BLOODSPORT
47:00 <Pieter> typically 3-6 months
47:00 <slinky_J> sif we're both 80 kilo
47:00 <slinky_J> I'm lean at 80 kilo :o
47:00 <Pieter> so ya just open another account if required and let the one ya get the $ in debit die 
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX1I2LI8Wc8
48:00 <Pieter> Pretty piss poor , its no wonder the economy is in the shape it is with people like myself doing exactly as said
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10-Hour Music Mix | Epic Music Mega Mix (Feb 22, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 2,371,458 views - 19,750 likes (98%), 410 dislikes (2%)
48:00 <Pieter> =)
48:00 <Atari> stone the crows
49:00 <Mew> is this like the time you printed fake maccas vouchers and stuck it to the man 
49:00 <Adonis> lol
49:00 <Adonis> bro
49:00 <Adonis> all my pics are no pump
49:00 <Pieter> Im also part of the mass law action with maurice blackburn against the banks , both commonwealth and anz ..... even tho Im sure by now ive recovered all the $ in funds for oversraw fees n reversals n shit .... I wonder if im gonna get any payout ion the end :/
50:00 <Atari> you will recieve 4$ from my console Pieter
50:00 <Atari> minus 99c tax
50:00 <Skirmish> !moo
50:00 <Skirmish> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro - (6.3.9600) up: 14hrs 52mins 11secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3770K CPU @ 3.50GHz (x64) at 3501MHz (4% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti BOOST -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 2337/16324.7MB (14.32%) [|---------] hdd: C:\ 259.53GB/465.76GB E:\ 330.22GB/465.76GB F:\ 55.39GB/55.8GB net: Intel[R] 82579V Gigabit Network Connection - 
50:00 <Skirmish> 1000MB/s 111.51MB In 14.88MB Out
51:00 <Atari> and 2 cents for stamp duty
51:00 <FifoGhost> four mates died into a tree what suppose to be a joyride of life
51:00 <TheRon> i aint missing you at all
51:00 <simba> shouts 2 all on windows 7 
51:00 <simba> if the devil is 6 then god is 7
52:00 <slinky_J> all, serious
52:00 <Atari> died or dived ?
52:00 <slinky_J> you look like that all day you should audition to play the Hulk in the next movie man
52:00 <slinky_J> haha
52:00 <FifoGhost> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81YE%2Bq1pN5L._SY679SX441_SY679_CR,0,0,441,679_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_SX441_SY679_CR,0,0,441,679_SH20_.jpg
53:00 <FifoGhost> i bought four of them
53:00 <Atari> got a photo of me and hulk at festival hall melb slinky_J
53:00 <Atari> his the only good actor of WWE
53:00 <FifoGhost> were you giving him a HB thomas?
53:00 <Mew> all day every day #cloud
53:00 <FifoGhost> HJ
53:00 <Adonis> cloud9?
53:00 <Adonis> haven't been there since NYD lol
53:00 <Atari> beehh, go play with some bangladesh boys
54:00 <FifoGhost> they are all there for your presence
54:00 <Atari> yeah right
54:00 <slinky_J> I'm on cloud9 right now ^_^
54:00 <Adonis> I wish
55:00 <Atari> potatos and meatballs :)
55:00 <Atari> how fucking genuine is that :)
55:00 <slinky_J> oh I wish I could eat potatoes and meatballs
55:00 <christopher> lol 
55:00 <Adonis> I'm on a lot of compounds, but not that
55:00 <Mew> http://static1.lxdcdn.net/images/max/w/360/72ac550729ee8bc9de6cfe9c914832bd.jpeg
55:00 <FifoGhost> i have uploaded my software last nite
55:00 <Atari> my sister cooks like my mom
55:00 <slinky_J> mm
55:00 <nate> not brad beets are nice high in sugar tho:)
55:00 <FifoGhost> going england end of this year
55:00 <slinky_J> i eat fish and veg every day
55:00 <Atari> greek greasy food
55:00 <slinky_J> greasy greek food?
55:00 <Atari> yeah
55:00 <Skirmish> I want a Tesla S car. 
55:00 <Skirmish> They look awesome. 
55:00 <Skirmish> 0-100km/h in 3.3 seconds. 
55:00 <nate> how much?
56:00 <slinky_J> never had any greasy Greek food from my mates restaurant
56:00 <slinky_J> unless from his pizzaria nxtdoor
56:00 <Atari> she bought some potatos and meat balls
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> goat and potato
56:00 <Atari> tasted like my moms cooking
56:00 <slinky_J> ;)
56:00 <Atari> shock factor
56:00 <Skirmish> When it comes to Australia soon .... $95k
56:00 <nate> not bad
57:00 <slinky_J> welcome ooompz
57:00 <nate> b1 rides in on oomph
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches*
57:00 <Atari> she is a nurse as well, thought they were into health foods and shit
57:00 <slinky_J> Doodle isnt here to dack u :(
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she wishes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, I wish
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ... nevermind
57:00 <ooomp> So what, you're talking to me now
57:00 <slinky_J> damn right there b1
57:00 <slinky_J> yes
57:00 <nate> i like grey nurses
57:00 <nate> chomp!
58:00 <Mew> Ooooooopoooookkmmkbnmmmmmmppp!!!
58:00 <nate> a normal nurse is probably boring and sad and comes on irc 
58:00 <Atari> next time i will just throw up on her, after a bottle of wine
58:00 <nate> snap!
58:00 <ooomp> Omfg Mewwewwwwwwwewewwwwweeeeeeeexxw
58:00 <Adonis> my ex was a nurse
58:00 <Adonis> hot as fuck nurse
58:00 <ooomp> <3 Mew
58:00 <nate> she rampage thru you adonis?
58:00 <Mew> Hooooojgfewwwaaaarreeeeypopooou
58:00 <Adonis> lol no chance
58:00 <Vagisil> thats the 85g or woteva it is
58:00 <Vagisil> the new one with insane mode
58:00 <Vagisil> the 3.3 second one is not 95k
58:00 <Vagisil> p85d is the new top spec model s
59:00 <Adonis> High testosterone
59:00 <Adonis> High libido
59:00 <nate> she had these things?
59:00 <nate> u let her go?
59:00 <ooomp> Notttgttbaaaafdd
59:00 <couleurs> pics
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants grey nurses?
59:00 <Adonis> no that's what I have
59:00 <Bastardly_One> $25 a pop
59:00 <Bastardly_One> half price cunts
59:00 <Adonis> broke up with her twice actually
59:00 <Adonis> we still talk
59:00 <Mew> do you like girls with high testosterone?
59:00 <Adonis> no
59:00 <Mew> is that a good thibg
59:00 <Vagisil> its $120 000 us
00:00 <nate> yes mew
00:00 <Mew> was she hairy?
00:00 <nate> its good
00:00 <FifoGhost> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcAsqk6McKI
00:00 <Atari> girls have testosterone ?
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'The Cell' TAC's anti drug driving TV ad (Mar 5, 2014) - Category: Education - views - 41 likes (91.1%), 4 dislikes (8.9%)
00:00 <Adonis> my ex fiance had high test
00:00 <nate> yes u bumfuckers!
00:00 <Mew> does it make them talk like a man
00:00 <Adonis> nah it made her crazy
01:00 <Atari> this is how winning is done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrGm2E2ZV-s
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men's Health Best Workout Songs #1 (Feb 2, 2014) - Category: Music - 217,853 views - 427 likes (86.3%), 68 dislikes (13.7%)
01:00 <nate> http://www.webmd.com/women/guide/normal-testosterone-and-estrogen-levels-in-women
01:00 <Mew> was that the youngn
01:00 <Mew> whatsherface
02:00 <Adonis> my ex fiance was my last ex
02:00 <Adonis> she tried to stab me
02:00 <Adonis> sliced open my hand
02:00 <FifoGhost> i forgot her name already Adonis
02:00 <Adonis> threw a fish bowl at me then tried to slice and dice me with broken glass
02:00 <StrykerX> Boy you know how to pick em
02:00 <Mew> how old tho
02:00 <FifoGhost> boris was it
02:00 <StrykerX> Was that Bron?
02:00 <Mew> In human years
02:00 <Adonis> she was 18
02:00 <Adonis> nah
02:00 <Adonis> not bron
02:00 <Adonis> lol
02:00 <nate> Women with low body fat often do not produce sufficient amounts of sex hormones
02:00 <Adonis> wow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, fifa after?
02:00 <nate> ohh no
03:00 <Adonis> I haven't heard her name since I was at the fitness expo last year
03:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
03:00 <FifoGhost> isnt nate id bron
03:00 <slinky_J> bets
03:00 <nate> fatties are more hungry anyhowz
03:00 <Adonis> I ran into one of her friends
03:00 <slinky_J> new irc chick comes on right now
03:00 <couleurs> yer i'm waiting
03:00 <StrykerX> Bron's the last I heard about you
03:00 <StrykerX> lol
03:00 <couleurs> xD
03:00 <Adonis> wow
03:00 <slinky_J> every guy asleep in the chan wakes up
03:00 <FifoGhost> mika baird
03:00 <slinky_J> pm the fuck outta her 
03:00 <Mew> WHY GET ENGAGED TO AN 18YRLD? did none of your friends warn you about this or do you hang out with assholes lol
03:00 <Adonis> yeah I've changed a little
03:00 <Adonis> long story
03:00 <slinky_J> same
03:00 <slinky_J> and same
03:00 <slinky_J> Adonis how many times you had to tell the story already you're sick of it so you gotta say "long story"
03:00 <slinky_J> lolol!!
03:00 <Adonis> I think I've had 3 ex's since bron
03:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
04:00 <Adonis> yeah man
04:00 <slinky_J> no shit man
04:00 <nate> bron is yummah!
04:00 <Mew> brah
04:00 <slinky_J> some people just wont ever believe it
04:00 <Adonis> my ex fiance you saw on gb
04:00 <Mew> tho
04:00 <Adonis> fb*
04:00 <nate> like stepping in poop
04:00 <StrykerX> Efficent.
04:00 <Adonis> she legit was crazy
04:00 <slinky_J> but those people arent ya friends anyway
04:00 <nate> just gets all over you
04:00 <Mew> yeah man
04:00 <slinky_J> a lot of crazy girls out there man
04:00 <Adonis> she got an article in the paper, but it makes me look like a cunt
04:00 <FifoGhost> you book my doll
04:00 <slinky_J> shhh ellie
04:00 <StrykerX> Josh sends women crazy?
04:00 <slinky_J> you haven't changed at all
04:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
04:00 <Mew> oh man okay yeah
04:00 <slinky_J> I send you crazy baebz ;)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so, a hairy steroid woman that is mental ... cutebutcrazy? did he go out with her?
05:00 <slinky_J> all the pm fb action ;) reow!!!!!!!
05:00 <slinky_J> oh! :o
05:00 <Adonis> lol
05:00 <nate> i went to the gym before and the personal trainers where playing around like children, bordem i guess:)
05:00 <slinky_J> *from a hose*
05:00 <slinky_J> :P
05:00 <Adonis> I actually asked her if she took my shit once
05:00 <StrykerX> ;)
05:00 <Adonis> I'm the manager of a gym
05:00 <Adonis> I'm working now
05:00 <Adonis> I'm on irc
05:00 <slinky_J> nice!
05:00 <slinky_J> my gym down here sucks balls
05:00 <xm_> what happened to your friends that got raided?
05:00 <slinky_J> all the new equipment
05:00 <slinky_J> not the oldschool weights
06:00 <Mew> Maybe she'll grow out of it she's prob still in the last bit of puberty
06:00 <Adonis> I have oldschool weights here
06:00 <slinky_J> I mean you can do a good work out on half a cross-over uno that
06:00 <slinky_J> yer bro
06:00 <Mew> sanity will come to her later in life lol
06:00 <slinky_J> they have that brick weight shit
06:00 <FifoGhost> Adonis dont let toby michelle walk into your bar cause his kidneys are out of order
06:00 <slinky_J> and those bikes that arent bikes
06:00 <nate> they had a lady friendly zone aswell at gym
06:00 <slinky_J> my old gym had real bicycles
06:00 <nate> stay away pervs it said
06:00 <Adonis> lol
06:00 <Adonis> fuck that
06:00 <Adonis> I don't do cardio
06:00 <Adonis> cardio is for females.
06:00 <FifoGhost> i like the dildo bicycle cicks
06:00 <slinky_J> i need cardio
07:00 <Adonis> what the fuck for?
07:00 <nate> i do cardio or else i get unfit
07:00 <slinky_J> muay thai
07:00 <Mew> teenage girls are like angry stray cats their dtf but they're bat shit crazy
07:00 <slinky_J> well
07:00 <slinky_J> im just doing boxing now
07:00 <slinky_J> up the road
07:00 <Mew> and you'll get clawed in the process
07:00 <StrykerX> Clawed? That's putting it nicely.
07:00 <slinky_J> wtf is with teenage girl talk
08:00 <Mew> screeched at
08:00 <slinky_J> shit would get us all nicked
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <Mew> Pissed on
08:00 <StrykerX> Try more like.. You'll get shredded to the point nobody can recognise you.
08:00 <Mew> Lmfao
09:00 <Bastardly_One> acrylic nails can leave scars
09:00 <slinky_J> b1 you like jellybeans?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> most of the time except black ones
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <Mew> those pointy ones are fucked
09:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
09:00 <slinky_J> KNEW IT
09:00 <FifoGhost> http://www.marketmanila.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/191.jpg
09:00 <slinky_J> xD
09:00 <Adonis> mannnn
09:00 <slinky_J> I was so righhtt
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it but ooooooooooooooooook
10:00 <Adonis> I had a bet with one of the PT's here I could sprint faster than him
10:00 <Adonis> and I do ZERO cardio
10:00 <slinky_J> and
10:00 <slinky_J> ?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> black ones are yuck though
10:00 <Adonis> I beat him
10:00 <Atari> eye of the tiger
10:00 <Adonis> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> it aint about that
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> it's how you run
10:00 <Mew> he's high on attention and gym talk b1 lol
10:00 <Adonis> yeah I have big legs
10:00 <slinky_J> yer
10:00 <FifoGhost> http://streetmeatasia.com/pout4/g/685.sally/pics/sally96777.jpg
10:00 <slinky_J> you sprint off the ball of your feet?
10:00 <slinky_J> not the heel
10:00 <Adonis> I unno
10:00 <Adonis> that was like last week
10:00 <slinky_J> the heel slows you down
10:00 <slinky_J> try runnin next time
11:00 <Adonis> I legit don't do any cardio
11:00 <Adonis> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> off the ball n toes
11:00 <johninj4> sprinting off the heel would look hilarious
11:00 <slinky_J> run a lot faster and farther in a short time
11:00 <slinky_J> ;)
11:00 <slinky_J> dont even let your heel touch the ground
11:00 <Adonis> trying to get a mobile DXA here so I can get my bf percentage measured
11:00 <slinky_J> do a 100 metres
11:00 <johninj4> yeh
11:00 <slinky_J> right johninj4
11:00 <slinky_J> :P
11:00 <Adonis> nah I used to do 600m sprints
11:00 <FifoGhost> going to the ICT lab has arcons running
11:00 <nate> isnt the best way to extend and drive thru ya heel and then at top speed goto toes
11:00 <slinky_J> cool
11:00 <Mew> I bench like 160 man
11:00 <slinky_J> Mew damn
12:00 <slinky_J> can we fuck?
12:00 <Adonis> i do 160 for like 15-20 reps
12:00 <Adonis> 7 sets
12:00 <Adonis> ;)
12:00 <slinky_J> Adonis what u leg press?
12:00 <slinky_J> i cant do 450 anymore bro
12:00 <Adonis> I havebn't leg pressed in a while
12:00 <slinky_J> n im fit but
12:00 <Adonis> heaviest was 757
12:00 <slinky_J> yer
12:00 <Adonis> my ears popped
12:00 <Adonis> it was heavy
12:00 <slinky_J> ahah
12:00 <slinky_J> i thought i was gonna poop once
12:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:00 <slinky_J> too many reps
13:00 <Adonis> lol
13:00 <slinky_J> the newschool legpress is what I hate the most man
13:00 <slinky_J> ur sitting up
13:00 <Adonis> I do like sets of 100 reps
13:00 <slinky_J> like ur on the toilet
13:00 <Adonis> no such thing as too much reps
13:00 <Adonis> many*
13:00 <Adonis> I did 1000 leg presses a few weeks back
13:00 <Adonis> biggest cramp of my life
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fitness junkies are freaks of nature
13:00 <Adonis> I have every bit of regret
13:00 <slinky_J> i gotta cain
13:00 <slinky_J> for if i fuck my hip
13:00 <slinky_J> doin leg shit
14:00 <slinky_J> cause twisted hip
14:00 <nate> i dont even know whats going on and i like gym :D
14:00 <Mew> watch out for those kitchen benches
14:00 <nate> flop ya cocks out next?
14:00 <slinky_J> as in what Mew
14:00 <slinky_J> wet floor and breaking my rib cage, sure
14:00 <Mew> in case you wreck yoself brah
14:00 <slinky_J> dont peck at nothin Mew
14:00 <slinky_J> why do you try
14:00 <Mew> nah bro
14:00 <slinky_J> I dont even insult you
14:00 <slinky_J> cbf
14:00 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah :)
14:00 <Sunbeam> hi Christ0pher :)
14:00 <Christ0pher> hi Sunbeam
14:00 <Christ0pher> :)
14:00 <Christ0pher> how u
14:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doin?
14:00 <Christ0pher> i good
15:00 <slinky_J> but you do me everytime
15:00 <slinky_J> cant help yourself
15:00 <Mew> wah
15:00 <slinky_J> nah
15:00 <slinky_J> the wah is on you
15:00 <Mew> waaaah
15:00 <slinky_J> cause you're jumpin on me like that.
15:00 <slinky_J> move on tough girl
15:00 <Mew> but everybody in the club was jumpin
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ toughen up princess
15:00 <Sunbeam> I'm not too shabby thanks
15:00 <Christ0pher> hungry
15:00 <Sunbeam> tea time there?
15:00 <Sunbeam> or rather your dinnertime
15:00 <Christ0pher> just hungry
15:00 <Christ0pher> people come in my place
15:00 <Christ0pher> steal my food
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how often do I get crap? 24/7
16:00 <slinky_J> it's a little different b1
16:00 <nate> i hurt my b1 today
16:00 <slinky_J> lol nate
16:00 <Atari> stop playing the saint b1
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not different at all 
16:00 <nate> too see if i still feel
16:00 <slinky_J> it is
16:00 <slinky_J> it's all different.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Atari you spastic
16:00 <slinky_J> nah no shit
16:00 <slinky_J> stop playin it
16:00 <Mew> wait for him to not explain lol
16:00 <slinky_J> no fkn bullshit
16:00 <Sunbeam> lock the door
17:00 <Atari> that show's how intelligent your communication level is b1
17:00 <nate> b1 and digi u guys live near each other?
17:00 <Mew> Yer but uno different
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've only heard it ... how many times?
17:00 <slinky_J> go on about some stupid shit for hours b1
17:00 <nate> do a lan party bros
17:00 <Loof> pizza keeps for so long
17:00 <slinky_J> oh this food I ate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm ... no 
17:00 <slinky_J> oh the old days
17:00 <slinky_J> oh this band
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think were Atari lived
17:00 <nate> livin next door to slinky!
17:00 <slinky_J> great place to live
17:00 <slinky_J> ;)
17:00 <Christ0pher> where tokendacock the faggot
18:00 <slinky_J> had girl round b4 chill with my new neighbour
18:00 <slinky_J> they got high
18:00 <Atari> next door to you
18:00 <Mew> you're in the disability housing game too nate?
18:00 <slinky_J> hah Mew
18:00 <slinky_J> another indirect comment
18:00 <Christ0pher> i bash the cunt
19:00 <nate> my mate lived in commission housing said everyone had a cold and were slowly coughing to death
19:00 <slinky_J> as indrect as I get today.
19:00 <Mew> cos I do what I want bro
19:00 <Adonis> i wanna go overseas
19:00 <Adonis> and get high
19:00 <slinky_J> ye
19:00 <slinky_J> Amsterdam aint the place anymore
19:00 <nate> adonis can u be a gym manager overseas?
20:00 <slinky_J> and Londoners dont like aussies so much anymore
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> there're some good places man
20:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRudgnjbPIk
20:00 <nate> just say look i bench 75kg let me in
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 4 HOURS | Long Native American Indians Spiritual Vocal Shamanic Music | Relax Music - Soothing Music (Jun 4, 2014) - Category: Music - 265,349 views - 1,557 likes (95.9%), 67 dislikes (4.1%)
20:00 <Atari> i lead a spiritual life, native indian
20:00 <Mew> john redcorn
20:00 <Atari> i will become a bird, and poop on you
20:00 <Adonis> yeah I don't see why not
21:00 <Adonis> lol
21:00 <Adonis> bench 75
21:00 <nate> like a turkey atari?
21:00 <Atari> :)
21:00 <Adonis> I curl more than that and I don't even train arms
21:00 <Adonis> turkey have really good hGH
21:00 <Adonis> called Humatrope, it's made by Lily
21:00 <nate> adonis are u on roids by chance?:)
22:00 <nate> hit the gold coast bra
22:00 <nate> fully sick
22:00 <Adonis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10933808_10205421732090131_6884021161561528785_n.jpg?oh=c96ead073f9982a23c124b909034ec46&oe=555AA8B9&__gda__=1431829517_a409bbd12caf424a133b8d216b16fdae
22:00 <Adonis> I'm the one on the left
22:00 <Adonis> I'm all natural bro
22:00 <bee_girl> lol
22:00 <nate> yeah all natural on roids?
22:00 <Atari> dont knock ze roids ya
22:00 <Christ0pher> skirmish u scum
22:00 <Christ0pher> fukhead
23:00 <Adonis> I just eat fish and broccoli bro
23:00 <nate> peptides?
23:00 <Adonis> I take creatine
23:00 <Adonis> lol peptides
23:00 <Adonis> no
23:00 <nate> lol
23:00 <Adonis> they[re shit
23:00 <Adonis> ghrp6 sent me hypo
23:00 <nate> injectable pep is ok right
23:00 <Adonis> igf1lr3 hurts like 11 out of 10
23:00 <Adonis> I dropped to the ground when i did my pec for the first time
23:00 <nate> ohh :D
23:00 <DemonsRun> Don't pm me Christ0pher 
23:00 <Christ0pher> i didnt
24:00 <Adonis> dropped like a bitch, you mix it  with acetic acid and bac water
24:00 <Adonis> acetic acid is the acid in vinegar
24:00 <Adonis> fuck that shit
24:00 <Adonis> I will never touch that ever again
24:00 <Adonis> ever
24:00 <DemonsRun> You did fuckhead.
25:00 <nate> woah;0
25:00 <Adonis> ghrp2 stacked with mod grf1-29 (cjc-1295 w/o DAC) is your best bet, but odema that comes with it isn't worth it
25:00 <Adonis> works best with GH
25:00 <Adonis> but that's going from my lab rats ofcourse
25:00 <TokenDaRing> yay
26:00 <Adonis> never used on humans
26:00 <nate> ok then:)
26:00 <Digerati> beagle loves blonde bimbo boys
26:00 <TokenDaRing> did he really PM you, DemonsRun?
26:00 <Acan> PMs
26:00 <Christ0pher> i back
26:00 <DemonsRun> Yes TokenDaRing 
26:00 <DemonsRun> All the Fucking time.
26:00 <Christ0pher> demonsrun lies
26:00 <Christ0pher> shes slut
26:00 <simba> calm ur farm Christ0pher or u will have to vent in notepad 2night
27:00 <nate> he does
27:00 <nate> hells yes
27:00 <DemonsRun> Righto maggot.
27:00 <Christ0pher> how can u fuck people like skirmish and tokendafuckhead
27:00 <Christ0pher> i good person
27:00 <BlackDevil> chris, behave
27:00 <Christ0pher> not easy like them
27:00 <DemonsRun> Coz their intelligence is sexy
27:00 <DemonsRun> Huge turn on
27:00 <DemonsRun> Makes me need to Fuck them.
27:00 <DemonsRun> Why else?
28:00 <Digerati> beagle bangs blonde bimbo boys
28:00 <Loof> living on milk is awesome for weight loss
28:00 <Loof> seems to keep you full
28:00 <Digerati> loof, you can become sick on just drinking milk and nothing else
28:00 <simba> weird
29:00 <Digerati> walking is exercise
29:00 <stebie> it's also 3%-5% sugar, and fat depending on which consume
29:00 <Digerati> very true stebie
29:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/gyzj2lJzzi0
29:00 <stebie> +you
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Love Band- "Barber Shop" (Dec 15, 2012) - Category: Music - 261,875 views - 1,562 likes (99.2%), 13 dislikes (0.8%)
29:00 <Loof> ye lactose
29:00 <Christ0pher> theyre not smart
29:00 <Christ0pher> they just attack me
30:00 <Digerati> i drink 1 litre of milk a day, pura full cream, when i do gym
30:00 <Loof> seems to be working though
30:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/gyzj2lJzzi0
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie is correct
30:00 <stebie> but it has 3%-4% protein which does help make you feel full
30:00 <Loof> oops
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Love Band- "Barber Shop" (Dec 15, 2012) - Category: Music - 261,875 views - 1,562 likes (99.2%), 13 dislikes (0.8%)
30:00 <Digerati> stebie, it's enough for sustagen mate
30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually what will help is excercise of some description and eating less
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so not huge arse servings from hell
30:00 <Digerati> no shit sherlock
30:00 <Christ0pher> and go on and on about me
30:00 <DemonsRun> Mate. You're not good enough for them to bother mentioning you.
30:00 <g0d> i know all
30:00 <L4Y3R> no u dont
30:00 <g0d> yeh
30:00 <g0d> i do
30:00 <L4Y3R> u did what with
31:00 <Loof> yeah
31:00 <stebie> Adonis, you're becoming a human cloud. :P
31:00 <slinky_J> no shit Shrek!
31:00 <Digerati> get of your fat arse b1 then
31:00 <slinky_J> lol b1 fat?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> eat shit idiot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 57kg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly slink
31:00 <Adonis> getting there lol
31:00 <slinky_J> b1 is a ninja in hiding
31:00 <slinky_J> exiled
31:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
31:00 <slinky_J> from China
31:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
31:00 <slinky_J> he's waiting for jet li to find him
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mongolia
31:00 <slinky_J> ohhh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> jet li
31:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffft
31:00 <couleurs> i'm a FiFa ninja
31:00 <slinky_J> a descendant aye!
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is like a pussy
31:00 <slinky_J> lol couleurs
31:00 <Digerati> i been doing gym for over 27 years to get all the muscles i have, beagle has seen me on cam and drooled
31:00 <BlackDevil> word
31:00 <L4Y3R> cool
31:00 <Digerati> cum
31:00 <Digerati> cool cum
31:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
32:00 <slinky_J> like a pussy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting for Jackie Chan
32:00 <slinky_J> huhu
32:00 <Digerati> i do smoke
32:00 <slinky_J> i like Chow Yun Fat bro
32:00 <Digerati> tom yum !
32:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt have to use martial arts in a film
32:00 <Digerati> yum cha i love
32:00 <Mew> wow what an achievement making beagle drool
32:00 <slinky_J> like in The Corruptor
32:00 <Digerati> stebie, what genre food you like ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so he can try to kill me with bad humour
32:00 <slinky_J> beagle?
32:00 <slinky_J> lol b1
32:00 <slinky_J> Tarantino
32:00 <TokenDaRing> aww I was enjoying watching that
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't even have to say a word
33:00 <Mew> beehhh probably made him drool cum out of his dick after bashing it to tranny porn
33:00 <Loof> rofl
33:00 <slinky_J> I wonder if, at dinner, he'd make you laugh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hi, I are Jackie ... I cannot fight but I have plenty of shit jokes to make you die with
33:00 <slinky_J> irl
33:00 <Digerati> beagle is a matey, his my cabin boy in the pc help room on paltalk
33:00 <slinky_J> Jackie CHan has broken a lot of bones with his stunts ey
33:00 <Mew> hwhat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Tarantino in real life?
33:00 <slinky_J> beagle is a dick
33:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <Loof> pml
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man how annoying would that be after 10 mins?
33:00 <slinky_J> yep!
33:00 <Digerati> even dicks need help mate
33:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than me in an arrogant mood
33:00 <slinky_J> he wouldnt need booze nore coffee
33:00 <Digerati> i used to drink as much as he does
33:00 <slinky_J> he'd go on and on
33:00 <Digerati> he needs help
33:00 <slinky_J> lolz
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck he'd piss you off after 15 mins max
33:00 <DemonsRun> I was enjoying it too.
33:00 <simba> i was enjoying the part where u werent saying anything :shobon:
34:00 <Digerati> a bit of inspiration
34:00 <Mew> I think we need to pay a visit to the PC help room 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like ... is this what I am like?
34:00 <slinky_J> I WAS GONNA MAKE KILL BILL 3 BUT RAN OUT OF ASIAN CINEMA AND THEN I FOUND SOUTH KOREAN FILMS AND SPIKE LEE MADE ONE
34:00 <slinky_J> haha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup already chin man!
34:00 <Digerati> rofl
34:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
34:00 <slinky_J> shave ur chin tarantino!
34:00 <slinky_J> hahahah
34:00 <Digerati> i got beard, can't see my chin :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so jealous of him
34:00 <Digerati> look like tommy chong
34:00 <slinky_J> i got a soul patch
34:00 <DemonsRun> When did you become the fun police simba 
34:00 <DemonsRun> Runner of everything.
34:00 <TokenDaRing> doesn't shobon mean "Show Bone"?
34:00 <simba> im pretty fun
34:00 <Digerati> what time is faggot bashing hour ?
35:00 <slinky_J> nah dont be
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so ugly ... and he is doing everyone I wanted to 
35:00 <slinky_J> be glad it's him and not you
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> doing everyone ;)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I think living the life of a fanboy and making millions doing it would be great
35:00 <slinky_J> just write something cliche with a hook
35:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JerRSS3dpVQ
35:00 <slinky_J> publish it
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 8 Hours Relaxing Music for Meditation,Massage,Spa, Zen,Study,Resting,Yoga,Sleeping. (Oct 2, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 560 likes (94.1%), 35 dislikes (5.9%)
35:00 <slinky_J> pay for advertisement
35:00 <slinky_J> easy
35:00 <slinky_J> some fool will pick it up and make a film outta it.
35:00 <simba> if ur only idea of fun is ripping into a junkie then good 1
35:00 <DemonsRun> Well, not my only idea.
35:00 <simba> !uno
35:00 <DemonsRun> If you think that's ripping into someone you're sadly mistaken.
35:00 <DemonsRun> Urban taco.
35:00 <DemonsRun> Unban *
36:00 <slinky_J> rule 1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, everything is easy on paper
36:00 <slinky_J> dont go for a masterpiece of literature, first novel
36:00 <slinky_J> write popular trash
36:00 <slinky_J> or something abstract
36:00 <slinky_J> no publishing house will print a novel by a first time writer that's "brilliant"
36:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking phone
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what you could do is a scam this guy I know did 
37:00 <slinky_J> you get The Little Book?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> came up with a really good sci fi plot
37:00 <slinky_J> i pm u about
37:00 <Adonis> fuck I want chocolate
37:00 <Adonis> sofucking bad
37:00 <Bastardly_One> got a deal with random aust
37:00 <Adonis> it's not even 8 yet
37:00 <Adonis> god damn
37:00 <slinky_J> i got it next to me lol
37:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuCF3-BZFq4
37:00 <nate> chocolate nuts!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and a 10,000 advance
37:00 <slinky_J> always have it with me
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Música New Age ~ Karunesh (Aug 30, 2014) - Category: Education - 267,342 views - 1,425 likes (97%), 44 dislikes (3%)
37:00 <slinky_J> b1 notice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand did shit 
37:00 <slinky_J> u dl or buy it yet?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 2 family blocks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
37:00 <slinky_J> ah
37:00 <simba> what
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <DemonsRun> Shhh
37:00 <simba> well i know you werent ripping into him, hes just spastic tonight
37:00 <DemonsRun> Unban taco, *please*
37:00 <simba> but i mean hes too spastic
37:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah my pm is full of u slut
37:00 <simba> its like kicking a three legged dog
37:00 <simba> or any dog
38:00 <slinky_J> when you do ;)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Adonis, how badly do you want chocolate?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> paypal details?
38:00 <slinky_J> I got six chumky kit kats yo
38:00 <nate> b1 can turn into chocolate, willy wonka style
38:00 <slinky_J> come gettem cunt
38:00 <slinky_J> :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he will now
38:00 <slinky_J> THAT IS LIFE PEOPLE LIKE ME GOT THE KIT KAT CHUNKY
38:00 <Bastardly_One> roids shot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and he'll be raging
38:00 <slinky_J> THAT JUST LIVIN'!
38:00 <Adonis> I already ate 4 family blocks today
38:00 <Bastardly_One> start walking to Adelaid
38:00 <Bastardly_One> e
38:00 <Adonis> and 3 of those boost nuts bars
38:00 <slinky_J> fuuckk
38:00 <simba> but hes like handicapped
38:00 <simba> thats the point
38:00 <DemonsRun> Is he actually though?
38:00 <DemonsRun> I don't see how many handicapped people manage to work irc
39:00 <slinky_J> choco cunt
39:00 <slinky_J> I hate you lol
39:00 <Loof> you're a growing lad
39:00 <Adonis> yeah I'm fat
39:00 <Adonis> this is why I'm fat
39:00 <nate> just say i was on the roids for 6 years but im not on them this week ;D
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck sake ... nuh, it's his body mass
39:00 <slinky_J> i do that I gotta work out more
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like half a block to us
39:00 <slinky_J> you always think you're fat
39:00 <Bastardly_One> get orf ya poof
39:00 <slinky_J> Adonis be like; It goes str8 to my ass
39:00 <slinky_J> the girls be like; check out that ass!
39:00 <nate> im pretty bad at kissing 2
39:00 <slinky_J> Adonis be like; I'm so fat :(
39:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh, I think IRC does Chris more harm than good
40:00 <nate> adonis should do cross fit!
40:00 <slinky_J> meanwhile he's knockin boots with some hot broad
40:00 <slinky_J> he didnt have to do shit but show his ass to!
40:00 <Mew> how often do you workout slinky_J?
40:00 <slinky_J> :P
40:00 <nate> get a tshirt cross fit action!
40:00 <slinky_J> ay?
40:00 <Loof> slinky_J is so scrawny man
40:00 <Adonis> LOL cross fit
40:00 <Adonis> fuck that
40:00 <slinky_J> every day.
40:00 <Loof> sounds just like a little bitch too
40:00 <slinky_J> lolol
40:00 <Adonis> they're trying to get me to do it here at the gym
40:00 <Mew> lmao
40:00 <slinky_J> no shit
40:00 <Adonis> the cunts that do it all are physique models
40:00 <Adonis> fucking homos
40:00 <slinky_J> lol@the cross fit memes
40:00 <Loof> he read out one of his movie plots for me once
40:00 <Adonis> they compete on the girls day at the nationals
40:00 <Digerati> ahaha
41:00 <Loof> over the phone
41:00 <slinky_J> Loof
41:00 <Loof> was trying to hard not to piss myself at him
41:00 <slinky_J> what was the plot
41:00 <Loof> should have put it on loudspeaker for my wife to hear
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> why didn't you
41:00 <nate> cross fit may not do full extension all the time, but who does ;D
41:00 <slinky_J> what was the plot?
41:00 <Mew> you lost it
41:00 <slinky_J> prob wrote it already
41:00 <Adonis> the cross fit guy here at the gym trains with me sometimes
42:00 <Adonis> I make sure he vomits
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, did he?
42:00 <nate> lol
42:00 <Loof> ye lol
42:00 <nate> voomit
42:00 <Digerati> God made the disabled for you to look down on them.
43:00 <Digerati> hahaha
44:00 <Adonis> anyways
44:00 <Adonis> I have wasted enough time
44:00 <Adonis> time to eat
44:00 <nate> eat dat meat!
44:00 <DemonsRun> I agree TokenDaRing 
44:00 <DemonsRun> Woohoo my uncle is down!
45:00 <nate> slabs of slinkys buttox meat
45:00 <nate> u know its lean
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get the daily walk thing over with
45:00 <Adonis> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> before I cannot be fucked
45:00 <Mew> slinky_J will be gutted knowing that conversation you guys had was 'time wasting' 
45:00 <Adonis> I am on fish only till comp now
45:00 <Adonis> need to thin my skin
45:00 <Mew> I can hear the noose 
45:00 <nate> i like deep fried smoked cod
45:00 <nate> with batter
46:00 <nate> n sald with lime
46:00 <nate> to cut thru the oil
46:00 <nate> ;D~
46:00 <nate> salad
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunts
46:00 <nate> SALAD!
46:00 <Loof> avoid cardio adonis
46:00 <Loof> burns muscle
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fish ... I am addicted to it 
46:00 <Loof> and ages you
46:00 <Adonis> I don't do any cardio
46:00 <Loof> cool
46:00 <Loof> ages you bad
46:00 <nate> ages you?
46:00 <nate> loof are u a nob goblin:)
46:00 <simba> irc does more harm than good to most of these mentalists
47:00 <nate> get back to lord of the rings
47:00 <Mew> updates facebook: just killin time chattin 2 delusional mongs on irc who think they swole
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <nate> Mew just get out ya dildo and forget about it
47:00 <Digerati> actually...
47:00 <simba> no buts
48:00 <thestig> mewwww
48:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon kids
48:00 <Mew> rex kwon do forget about it!!!
48:00 <nate> thestig u drive me right round to maccas now
48:00 <Loof> i need a haircut
48:00 <Loof> so boofy
48:00 <Mew> stig you sock and thing wearing homo
48:00 <thestig> mew how are you
48:00 <Mew> how have you been?
48:00 <Digerati> God made sickness/disabilitys/weaknesses for you to judge and make those that have them feel even worse :)
48:00 <Digerati> rofl
48:00 <simba> who
48:00 <Digerati> nobody
48:00 <Digerati> just saying some people are like that
48:00 <Digerati> in general
48:00 <Dugnuts> those people
48:00 <Digerati> those people
48:00 <Digerati> my delusional mind
49:00 <thestig> i am good thanks
49:00 <Mew> YEAH GOOD
49:00 <thestig> nate ok! 
49:00 <Mew> good
49:00 <slinky_J> fk yeeaaahhh
49:00 <slinky_J> Adonis
49:00 <slinky_J> so like
49:00 <slinky_J> after like a year of talkin to this bird at smokemart
49:00 <Mew> oops thong*
49:00 <slinky_J> got her on my fb today
49:00 <thestig> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> got her to request me
49:00 <thestig> makes more sense now
49:00 <Digerati> and your degree in psychiatry
49:00 <Digerati> delusionally speaking offcourse
49:00 <Digerati> :) haha
50:00 <Mew> so stalky so forever alone so slinky
50:00 <Loof> rofl
50:00 <Loof> pwnt
50:00 <slinky_J> Ellie
50:00 <slinky_J> you burn yourself saying that.
50:00 <slinky_J> I don't need to say anything else..
50:00 <thestig> did you get your book back?
50:00 <Loof> ps slinky your tats are shit
50:00 <thestig> mew pwnt you though :D
50:00 <slinky_J> for you
50:00 <simba> ok
51:00 <slinky_J> hope it made your day.
51:00 <Loof> tattooist must have really hated you
51:00 <Mew> They're passing fad-chic Loof
51:00 <Mew> Lmao
51:00 <slinky_J> my tattoist
51:00 <slinky_J> why go insult her for?
51:00 <slinky_J> that's insulting a large group of people I wouldn't speak out-of-line to.
52:00 <Mew> was she still in kindy when she did yours?
52:00 <slinky_J> Though Loof, guessing, beaten by your wife on a daily basis accounts for taste?
52:00 <Loof> rofl
52:00 <nate> whos doing who, i am lost unless its meaningless dribble
52:00 <Loof> and she was drunk
52:00 <Digerati> i grabbed a cig and broke it, then used the tobacco to roll 3 cigs with tally ho
52:00 <DemonsRun> God damn it I HATE when he does that
53:00 <thestig> nate maccas or what?
53:00 <slinky_J> Loof, remember that time you asked everyone on irc, though nobody was chatting, what would happen if you put your hand on the light globe?
53:00 <nate> thestig if i was there mate, yes
53:00 <Loof> lucky she found the roofie he put in her drink though
53:00 <slinky_J> ^ Remember that before you type anything
53:00 <thestig> slinky do you not like mew cause she is good lookin?
53:00 <slinky_J> honestly, you're a few IQ points away from fitting into the retard category.
53:00 <slinky_J> no
53:00 <Digerati> good ol clag
53:00 <Digerati> i ate touched clag in donkeys
53:00 <simba> who skirmish?
53:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah
54:00 <slinky_J> and no she isn't good looking, to me.
54:00 <slinky_J> and most normal people.
54:00 <nate> yeah trees arent good looking to me, they just are
54:00 <Digerati> i wonder if you can eat clag
54:00 <simba> 4:1)
54:00 <DemonsRun> A quick pm before he goes, I go to reply and he's gone
54:00 <Dugnuts> the glue?
54:00 <Dugnuts> kids eat it all the time
54:00 <Digerati> yeah
54:00 <Dugnuts> they make it nontoxic for that reason
54:00 <simba> tricky
54:00 <Digerati> can you get high on it ?
54:00 <DemonsRun> Not tricky, pain in the ass.
54:00 <Dugnuts> no
54:00 <Digerati> i heard playdo is nice
54:00 <simba> he is a pain in the ass yea
55:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
55:00 <slinky_J> now that
55:00 <slinky_J> pwns me.
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <slinky_J> brb cig
55:00 <johninj4> lol i was readin how this kid would eat glue in class, still a decent bloke so a classmate went home with him one day to find the dad sitting in the lounge eating glue
55:00 <Dugnuts> imagine flour with water and salt
55:00 <Digerati> bit of playdo and clag
55:00 <Dugnuts> yum
55:00 <simba> its better 2 sniff
55:00 <johninj4> crayons are yum too, yellow is the best
55:00 <Digerati> hahaha
55:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't say he was a pain in the ass lol
55:00 <DemonsRun> The way he does it is
55:00 <Digerati> crayola ?
55:00 <Sunbeam> morning again :)
55:00 <johninj4> yeh
55:00 <johninj4> hi
55:00 <simba> dw he is
55:00 <DemonsRun> It's 8pm Sunbeam 
56:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84924572&v=pr3x7tS__dE&x-yt-ts=1422411861
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
56:00 <nate> who likes KORN, blackdevil dont!
56:00 <nate> :P
56:00 <thestig> lol
56:00 <Mew> he can't handle my sweg
56:00 <johninj4> its 6:55pm
56:00 <johninj4> yeh
56:00 <Sunbeam> almost 9 am here :P
56:00 <DemonsRun> Lol to you si
56:00 <DemonsRun> simba*
56:00 <DemonsRun> Not to me.
56:00 <simba> ;p
56:00 <nate> its 69 time
56:00 <simba> no as a man
56:00 <simba> not in particular to any human
56:00 <Digerati> so if i mix crayola, with clag and playdo in a frying pan should taste nce eh >
56:00 <DemonsRun> Your opinion.
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> im really feeling it
56:00 <DemonsRun> I really wish my bra would stop rubbing my Fucking underarms
56:00 <Digerati> RETARD HOUR
56:00 <DemonsRun> Stupid lace
57:00 <nate> is sweg a beer
57:00 <Mew> yes
57:00 <nate> geez i could really go a sweg
57:00 <simba> starring Digerati
57:00 <simba> and only Digerati
57:00 <simba> as Digerati
57:00 <Digerati> gelati digerati
57:00 <simba> right youve got an hour
57:00 <simba> 8:30 youre fucking outta here
57:00 <simba> go 4 it
58:00 <nate> go make it:)
58:00 <Mew> they do a bachwaash ale
58:00 <nate> sell it!
58:00 <nate> sounds better and better
58:00 <Mew> itz german
58:00 <nate> sweg the backwash ale
58:00 <nate> u could make alot of monies
58:00 <Mew> hey foofletonfieldville
58:00 <Digerati> awhhhh, whatsa matter simba ? can't handle a joke ?
58:00 <DemonsRun> That's half hour you bloody. Crow eater.
58:00 <Digerati> it's ok when you ridicule people eh ? :)
58:00 <Digerati> bbl
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Digerati> shows
58:00 <simba> its a clear joke mate relax
58:00 <simba> cant believe i have to say that
58:00 <Digerati> ok
59:00 <nate> faux get inside my belly@
59:00 <thestig> MEIN SWAG
59:00 <faux> oh ok
59:00 <faux> hai mewtonspacepants
59:00 <nate> faux what u been up 2?
59:00 <nate> thinking sexy thoughts?
59:00 <faux> totes
59:00 <Digerati> then sorry
59:00 <simba> youre not really on an hour timer before a ban
59:00 <simba> its ok
59:00 <simba> i seemed serious didnt i
59:00 <DemonsRun> He only does that to taco.
59:00 <simba> i really got u
59:00 <simba> are u fucking taco too or something lol
59:00 <simba> calm down laddette
59:00 <Digerati> taco needs sex in the bum :)
59:00 <DemonsRun> I wish
59:00 <Digerati> dirty ass taco
59:00 <DemonsRun> But the moutashe turns me off.
00:00 <nate> is totes like toes minus the t
00:00 <nate> hmmmmm toes
00:00 <thestig> lol
00:00 <nate> stig u bring ya mustang over
00:00 <Digerati> well it's clear i am married :) rofl
00:00 <Digerati> so i love my moustache :)
00:00 <slinky_J> you turn my switch on
00:00 <Digerati> i grown a beard to now :)
00:00 <simba> doesnt he have a beard to go with it
00:00 <johninj4> come on baby light my fire
00:00 <slinky_J> switch it off and I power down.
00:00 <DemonsRun> Beards are okay
00:00 <simba> who under 60 has just a mo
00:00 <slinky_J> LOL john NO
00:00 <simba> honestly
00:00 <slinky_J> NO NO NO
00:00 <Digerati> obey the beard
00:00 <slinky_J> simba
00:00 <Digerati> respect the beard
00:00 <simba> aside from hitler
00:00 <slinky_J> remember that lady nxtdoor to me back then
00:00 <simba> tyrants
00:00 <johninj4> beards are trendy now
00:00 <slinky_J> she was always singing the doors
00:00 <DemonsRun> What, do you think I'm some sort of slut simba ?
00:00 <johninj4> fuck that jazz
00:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <Digerati> caress the beard
00:00 <slinky_J> fuck
01:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbh5l0b2-0o
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Athene's Theory of Everything (Jan 23, 2011) - Category: Science & Technology - views - 45,543 likes (91.6%), 4,190 dislikes (8.4%)
01:00 <thestig> nate ok be there soon!
01:00 <Mew> is that code for his girlfriend sally that he let's everyone test drive?
01:00 <Mew> sally is a whore
01:00 <nate> have u ever driven in the nude, thestig?
01:00 <nate> balls on a hot seat
01:00 <Mew> loool
01:00 <slinky_J> i want to die right now
01:00 <slinky_J> pauline
01:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun, I'm the slut too apparently
01:00 <TokenDaRing> and scum
01:00 <slinky_J> I should have never played that song johninj4
01:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song (Nov 5, 2013) - Category: Comedy - views - 12,305 likes (98.8%), 154 dislikes (1.2%)
01:00 <DemonsRun> We can be sluts together TokenDaRing 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm told I'm going to hell as well
01:00 <slinky_J> bitch would sing it every fucking day
01:00 <simba> no comment there,,,,,,,
01:00 <slinky_J> good
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <johninj4> i want to freeze myself and come back in 20 years and see who is still on austnet
01:00 <DemonsRun> Lol. I'm flirty, I'm no slut.
02:00 <nate> makes ya feel alive
02:00 <thestig> haha nah i dont think i have
02:00 <thestig> oh nah never mind
02:00 <nate> do it this weekend
02:00 <thestig> lol
02:00 <Mew> Fuck that do it right now
02:00 <DemonsRun> I sex one person and one person only
02:00 <Digerati> if this place needs financial support i am willing to buy it
02:00 <simba> i didnt even bring up anything like that, i was talking about mo's and beards
02:00 <Digerati> i did speak to longie
02:00 <DemonsRun> Lol you asked if I'm Fucking taco too.
02:00 <Digerati> years ago :) haaha
02:00 <johninj4> i'll sell you it Digerati
02:00 <simba> im a fucking taco
02:00 <johninj4> $32.50
02:00 <Mew> pauline was the bomb
02:00 <DemonsRun> You're no taco.
02:00 <BEARD> what
03:00 <Mew> are you even aware that you only live once? 
03:00 <thestig> YOLO
03:00 <nate> whynotlo
03:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r-3FNtgOFM
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Missing Secrets - Nikola Tesla - Must SEE! (Oct 20, 2013) - Category: Science & Technology - 1,713,334 views - 5,855 likes (94.1%), 369 dislikes (5.9%)
03:00 <Mew> she cracked a moisty over my shoes
03:00 <simba> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
03:00 <simba> racist rubbish racist hate
04:00 <Digerati> that doc is interesting
04:00 <Digerati> documentary
04:00 <nate> my flatmate wants to have a 3 way with his brother is that alittle odd?:)
04:00 <thestig> a bit
04:00 <thestig> a lot
04:00 <Mew> kinda odd kinda hot
04:00 <BEARD> wish i knew what racism is man, honestly
04:00 <johninj4> stfu cracker
04:00 <johninj4> +=oh wait
04:00 <DemonsRun> Lulz.cracker.
04:00 <johninj4> you are a wog
04:00 <BEARD> in school i grew up with worldwide students
04:00 <BEARD> i know it is a xenophobia
04:00 <BEARD> i was born here mate
04:00 <simba> you wish you knew what racism was?
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> like you want to experience it first hand
04:00 <BEARD> actually
04:00 <BEARD> i dont want to know to tell you the truth
05:00 <nate> he even offered to pay for a hooker and every week it got cheaper and then it went to half and then he gave up, i wasnt living the yolo life
05:00 <simba> oh yeah that makes more sense
05:00 <johninj4> fuckoff back to your fish and chip shop greaseball
05:00 <johninj4> there
05:00 <BEARD> if i do, i would probably end up racist
05:00 <johninj4> thats for you BEARD
05:00 <BEARD> so fick it
05:00 <simba> fick everything
05:00 <BEARD> rubs his beard on johninj4 's balls
05:00 <johninj4> oh nice, i just trimmed the other day too
05:00 <johninj4> no tangles!
06:00 <nate> hes in the army now
06:00 <nate> watching other boys in the showers
06:00 <nate> livin it up
06:00 <nate> totally not gay tho
06:00 <nate> lol
06:00 <BEARD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlgbKIswpzI
06:00 <simba> chucky/Tangles
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beards - Got Me a Beard (Film Clip - 2012) (Sep 11, 2012) - Category: Music - 1,577,279 views - 18,978 likes (98.5%), 295 dislikes (1.5%)
06:00 <BEARD> check this clop
06:00 <BEARD> so funny
06:00 <DemonsRun> Oh sun
06:00 <DemonsRun> Sunbeam is a chick...
06:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
06:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <Mew> shoulda joined the navy lol
07:00 <slinky_J> man
07:00 <slinky_J> [19:31] <johninj4> i want to freeze myself and come back in 20 years and see who is still on austnet
07:00 <slinky_J> not austnet cunt
07:00 <slinky_J> just like
07:00 <Sunbeam> correct DemonsRun
07:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/26150584/perth-fire-ban-as-flames-threaten-homes/
07:00 <johninj4> made in england and they come from melbourne
07:00 <DemonsRun> I never knew.
07:00 <slinky_J> come back for teh new beer they bring out
07:00 <slinky_J> WOOOO
07:00 <beehhh> im going to seattle
07:00 <slinky_J> seattle now
07:00 <slinky_J> again
07:00 <slinky_J> not canadia
07:00 <slinky_J> lumes!
07:00 <slinky_J> xD
07:00 <johninj4> i'm going to be the first aussie on the moon
08:00 <slinky_J> animosity
08:00 <slinky_J> with some people, just surprises me 
08:00 <Mew> yea brah
08:00 <Mew> some ppl unp
08:00 <Mew> uno*
08:00 <slinky_J> hey Sunbeam :P :P
08:00 <slinky_J> how's ur friday goin SB
08:00 <Sunbeam> hi slinky_J :)
08:00 <johninj4> so high
08:00 <slinky_J> :P ;D
08:00 <Sunbeam> still very early here slinky_J
08:00 <slinky_J> there
08:00 <slinky_J> 7:40pm here
08:00 <slinky_J> feels late to me :P
09:00 <slinky_J> if you say so
09:00 <slinky_J> ey
09:00 <slinky_J> have you had the K.I. tripple cream 
09:00 <slinky_J> fk what's the cheese called
09:00 <slinky_J> BRIE!
09:00 <slinky_J> had it?
09:00 <Mew> nope
09:00 <beehhh> fire everywhere
09:00 <Sunbeam> 9:09 am here
09:00 <beehhh> 5:09PM
10:00 <Mew> I don't like brie
10:00 <bee_girl> cute
10:00 <Mew> sah cute
10:00 <Adonis> fuck some people a fucking retarded cunts
10:00 <beehhh> newzealand is poor mens canada
10:00 <Sunbeam> hi Bastardly_One :)
10:00 <BEARD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbVG01_S94U
10:00 <BEARD> nice shit
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Savage Resurrection-Savage Resurrection-1968 [Full Album ] (Sep 23, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 48,394 views - 452 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
11:00 <thestig> hey adonis
11:00 <Adonis> I'm sitting behind the desk eating and some cunt asks me am I about to train? what the fuck
11:00 <Adonis> sarp
11:00 <thestig> haha not man how is the training lol
11:00 <thestig> not much
11:00 <Mew> omg what a fucking idiot lmao was he starved of oxygen at birth?
11:00 <nate> adonis thats fair enough, u could be
11:00 <slinky_J> oh
11:00 <slinky_J> what's the c one
11:00 <Rejected> oh there goes my clemency by hardy
11:00 <BEARD> Rejected
11:00 <BEARD> you aint got a beard
11:00 <Rejected> speaking of Rejected ooomp is here
11:00 <BEARD> so your Rejected
11:00 <Rejected> ooomp the founder of rejcted shop
12:00 <slinky_J> wasnt brie anyway
12:00 <nate> eat then straight into training, it isnt the pool:)
12:00 <slinky_J> that nice soft c word one
12:00 <Mew> yea Ok lol
12:00 <thestig> i carb load during squats 
12:00 <Mew> Cheese?
12:00 <Adonis> yeah it's alright I guess, I decided last night to get fat and quit the arnolds and eat a fuck load of chocolate, then today I get an email about accomodation down there
12:00 <Mew> Lool
12:00 <slinky_J> haha well it IS cheese
12:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> i forget
12:00 <Mew> Ok 
12:00 <slinky_J> now I gotta look up cheeses
12:00 <slinky_J> my mum gets it
12:00 <Mew> no pls dont
12:00 <slinky_J> it's fucken dope
12:00 <Adonis> I would demolish some cheese right now
12:00 <slinky_J> wasnt being literal
12:00 <Mew> Just move on to something else lol
12:00 <johninj4> i ya dad doesn't have a BEARD, ya got 2 mums
12:00 <BEARD> i uploaded some psychadelic 60's music
12:00 <slinky_J> ome days you do this thing, where you pace, don't have to be up and down the hallway but rather in your mind and you think and you sit and you wonder and the thing that gets you most is you don't find yourself in a little, dark room with a box, gift-wrapped for you to open to find the answer to the biggest question. Nah. It's never that. Thing is it's always the same. You open your eyes and 
12:00 <slinky_J> realize that when you believed you could fly, and how logic fits into your programming.. You've become another fucking cog, in the great machine that is Australia, where a "Fair Go" means nothing and a FUCK YOU.. Means fucking everything. Some days..
12:00 <slinky_J> oops
12:00 <slinky_J> Some*
12:00 <BEARD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVqkSPvSS6I
12:00 <Rejected> now you feel what is like of being Rejected, didnt care about others before
13:00 <couleurs> i'm cheese
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GURU GURU-Ufo 1970[Full Album ] (Sep 23, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 46,642 views - 284 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
13:00 <slinky_J> some fuckiing days huh
14:00 <Mew> pickle fucker
14:00 <ooomp> Oh beehhh, no other government will ever want you
14:00 <slinky_J> i see her nick
14:00 <slinky_J> and i gasm
14:00 <BEARD> simba, you believe in UFO's ?
14:00 <johninj4> ooofos
14:00 <slinky_J> BEARD ask beagle that
14:00 <slinky_J> not simba
14:00 <BEARD> i seen a UFO at a military base
14:00 <slinky_J> sound like you're about to try to suck his dick
15:00 <slinky_J> I like greek food
15:00 <slinky_J> but not enogh to suck a greek dudes hotdog.
15:00 <Digerati> i like american/indian food
15:00 <Digerati> i got a indian/american cookbook
15:00 <Rejected> ooomp the Rejected hooker with HIV needle sticking into her arm while she crossing a street on stkilda prostitute exclusion zone
16:00 <Adonis> I think I might leave the gym
16:00 <Adonis> and go back to IT
16:00 <Adonis> can't deal with retards
16:00 <nate> adonis just go with it bra
16:00 <nate> suck them in hard
16:00 <nate> lead them on a bit
16:00 <nate> flirt mabye:
16:00 <nate> ;0
16:00 <ooomp> Lol beehhh. Stop telling us about your adventures
16:00 <Rejected> ohh shh
16:00 <johninj4> i couldn't make any sense of that
16:00 <simba> i believe anything could happen
16:00 <simba> u know what i dont believe in
16:00 <simba> BOUNDARIES
16:00 <johninj4> i believe in love after love
16:00 <ooomp> I believe in yesterday's chat network simba
17:00 <nate> pick out a body part they have u like
17:00 <nate> ohh nice hmm feet there bra
17:00 <nate> :D
17:00 <Rejected> simba were you on kimba when a feral bloke chased you with a gun shooting at a driving car
17:00 <simba> yes
17:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8bGgtU1bwA
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leaf Hound - 1971 - Growers of Mushroom (full album) (Feb 23, 2014) - Category: Music - 52,065 views - 489 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
17:00 <Rejected> you did make the 911 call didnt ya
18:00 <slinky_J> Leave Adonis
18:00 <slinky_J> O_o
18:00 <slinky_J> you're a smart guy
18:00 <slinky_J> just dont want to be doing something
18:00 <slinky_J> sit on your arse all day takin' calls lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here I am 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hello
19:00 <slinky_J> Not kidding but you know you could escort it out for a LOT of dosh bro..
19:00 <Adonis> lol dude, I used to be a unix engineer
19:00 <slinky_J> and it's not a huge industry like in the UK
19:00 <Adonis> now I'm a gym manager
19:00 <Adonis> I get paid to stand here in a singlet looking buff
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> Mr. Marky Mark should call ya lol
19:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgxZXiySabQ 
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: im yours by jason mraz on nokia phone (Jul 29, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 161,032 views - 2,789 likes (98.3%), 48 dislikes (1.7%)
20:00 <Adonis> pass
20:00 <slinky_J> I get my hand fixed
20:00 <slinky_J> elective
20:00 <slinky_J> I can go back to labor work
20:00 <slinky_J> make good dosh
20:00 <Adonis> yeah I wanna disappear and go back to IT
20:00 <slinky_J> do it man
20:00 <Adonis> after march comp
20:00 <slinky_J> nice
20:00 <slinky_J> keep me informed
20:00 <johninj4> pretty cool, does it on 2 old nokia mobiles
20:00 <Digerati> fuck :)
20:00 <Digerati> i hit retro psychadelic links on youtube
20:00 <Rejected> ooomp not only got Rejected from life even dealers stooges her with falsified smack cut with pseudoephedrine histamine
21:00 <slinky_J> on the comp lol
21:00 <slinky_J> send you some fucken nuttella
21:00 <couleurs> ok
21:00 <Adonis> lol dude I have 12kg of it
21:00 <slinky_J> LOL
21:00 <slinky_J> that how you were able give ur mate some
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <Adonis> I'm getting my nutella singlets next week too
21:00 <Digerati> rejected, sudafed dont do shit
21:00 <Digerati> unless you snort it
21:00 <simba> reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hZh4pg-IUQ
21:00 <Rejected> it will make you povo folks high
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ZOMBY vs GAMEBOY (Apr 14, 2008) - Category: Music - 8,250 views - 51 likes (92.7%), 4 dislikes (7.3%)
22:00 <slinky_J> saw tha pic
22:00 <Adonis> oh Ricky
22:00 <slinky_J> lol nice
22:00 <slinky_J> yeah
22:00 <slinky_J> in hosp
22:00 <Adonis> when he was in hospital?
22:00 <slinky_J> howcome he was in there
22:00 <slinky_J> ye
22:00 <Adonis> lol yeah the people next to him must have thought we were drug addicts, I swear
22:00 <Adonis> got him some endone from the nurse
22:00 <Adonis> got him to crush it and snort it, then got the button for the morphine drip
22:00 <slinky_J> man here, you end up in emergency for something, I tell ya, you got a shit load of cunts with no emergency just cant afford a gp
22:00 <Adonis> was hilarious watchiung him
22:00 <johninj4> lol cool
23:00 <Adonis> he was so potato
23:00 <slinky_J> LOL
23:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
23:00 <Adonis> he got his apendix taken out
23:00 <slinky_J> ah
23:00 <Adonis> port 22 brah
23:00 <Adonis> SSH me
23:00 <slinky_J> that's worth the nuttella and ice cream bro
23:00 <slinky_J> with jelly
23:00 <slinky_J> and choc sauce
23:00 <slinky_J> and pizza.
23:00 <Adonis> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> man
23:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91xllZBR8ps
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tea & Symphony-1969 - An Asylum For The Musically Insane [Full Album] (Mar 10, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 32,296 views - 221 likes (99.1%), 2 dislikes (0.9%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see Surge Knight killed someone again?
23:00 <Digerati> i think youtube is being nice to me :)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this time a mate in a hit and run
23:00 <Digerati> for once
23:00 <johninj4> i saw the headline yeh
23:00 <Digerati> that was the car dealer Bastardly_One ?
24:00 <Adonis> I gave him some nutella and some drugs
24:00 <slinky_J> to look like TOM HARDY as Bane
24:00 <Adonis> he was fine
24:00 <nate> is this all going on slinkys bad finger then into adonis's mouth?
24:00 <slinky_J> see that cunt
24:00 <slinky_J> phwoar
24:00 <Adonis> he's small
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> as in not tall?
24:00 <slinky_J> or in the movie
24:00 <Adonis> as in, small 
24:00 <Adonis> like
24:00 <nate> small balls?
24:00 <slinky_J> body
24:00 <Adonis> small little school boy
24:00 <Adonis> yes
24:00 <Adonis> body
24:00 <slinky_J> yer
24:00 <nate> body balls?
24:00 <Adonis> he has the body of a small child
24:00 <slinky_J> he isnt a big guy
24:00 <simba> suge
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> did u see <something in the news> omg
24:00 <Digerati> car dealers always get run over
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess he is living up to his name of Surging
24:00 <Rejected> ooomp talk to me my pussy is wet
24:00 <Digerati> this one must have sold a dodgy dodge
24:00 <Bastardly_One> surging right over bodies
24:00 <simba> except his name has no R in it
24:00 <johninj4> he always seems to be in trouble
25:00 <slinky_J> camera angles do him well
25:00 <Adonis> camera angles don't do shit for him
25:00 <slinky_J> what about as Bronson
25:00 <slinky_J> or Bane
25:00 <Adonis> small
25:00 <slinky_J> how tall you think he is
25:00 <slinky_J> five something?
25:00 <Adonis> eh, he's probably my height
25:00 <Adonis> 5 10
25:00 <Adonis> hey
25:00 <Adonis> ricky just rocked up
25:00 <Adonis> brb
25:00 <slinky_J> yer well he was no where near big as you for sure
25:00 <Rejected> ejaculate
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know simba
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> u always do
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Suge is apparently not easy for me to type
25:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
25:00 <Rejected> oomp you've made a grown man cry
25:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rb7d_zque0
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ashbury - Endless Skies [Full Album] (Dec 8, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - views - 131 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
25:00 <Accepted> Bonus
25:00 <Digerati> fucking wicked guitar in that
26:00 <slinky_J> kk catch
26:00 <couleurs> i'm big
26:00 <couleurs> big in japen
26:00 <nate> in the pants?
26:00 <couleurs> that 2
26:00 <Digerati> and good singing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I see you shiver in anticip ...
26:00 <johninj4> He was in the process of being physically assaulted by two men and in an effort to escape he unfortunately hit two (other) individuals. He was in his car trying to escape.
26:00 <Digerati> from 1967
26:00 <johninj4> hate when that happens
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation
26:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love Frankenfurter
26:00 <beehhh> the bus system in london pretty smooth
26:00 <johninj4> just going for a nice drive then people start assaulting you for no reason
26:00 <beehhh> you can check on google map
27:00 <nate> couleurs got any pictures of you on the beach in ye bikini?
27:00 <couleurs> yer ;)
27:00 <nate> hot damn
27:00 <johninj4> then you gotta get the fuck outta there and run over 2 other people
27:00 <johninj4> life really is like gta
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <beehhh> i just cant put up with british accent hope they does
27:00 <Bastardly_One> should of called the shoot
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Straight Outta GTA
27:00 <johninj4> lol
28:00 <couleurs> BiKiNi^BaRBiE
28:00 <beehhh> you folks are in the risk of losing mind
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to buy a new game today as I'm going a bit mental at present
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... came back with nothing
28:00 <johninj4> apparently alcohol intake reduces alzheimers risk
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
28:00 <johninj4> so beehhh should be fine
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wine does for sure
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but beer is went to be really good for you 
29:00 <Digerati> i got shrooms Bastardly_One
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/beer-compound-could-protect-brain-cells-damage
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
29:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kmo1q3JtUA
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati, that's nice ... have fun with that 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sacred Mushroom - The Sacred Mushroom 1969 [FULL ALBUM] (Mar 10, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 267,508 views - 2,351 likes (99.2%), 18 dislikes (0.8%)
29:00 <Digerati> shrooms will change your mind
30:00 <couleurs> =p
30:00 <Bastardly_One> mushrooms are worse than acid IMO
30:00 <Bastardly_One> can control a tab
30:00 <simba> fuck are u talking about
30:00 <Digerati> but they are sooooo good
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't control mushrooms
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they controil you
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *control
30:00 <johninj4> Digerati on cocaine would be something to see
30:00 <simba> why would you want to control it?
30:00 <Digerati> on shrooms man
30:00 <Digerati> you only listen to music
30:00 <Digerati> and talk to friends
30:00 <Digerati> nothing else
30:00 <simba> why would you want to control a tab of acid which is supposed to release all forms of control
30:00 <simba> or shrooms
31:00 <thestig> RICKY BOBBY
31:00 <johninj4> go experience nature mannn
31:00 <Digerati> it's what we did
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to have a slight semblence of control or you might be in big poo
31:00 <Digerati> i know all the shrooms in dandenong
31:00 <Digerati> and macedon
31:00 <johninj4> it's not salvia lol
31:00 <Digerati> they are my friends
31:00 <Digerati> i collect them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> go to tecoma state forest
31:00 <Digerati> no way man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I know there's a great patch there
32:00 <Digerati> now that we know each other in this room, how about a meet and throw a great big party
32:00 <couleurs> =)
32:00 <Digerati> BYOD
32:00 <couleurs> byo fifa
32:00 <Digerati> that to
32:00 <Digerati> byo xbox or ps
32:00 <Digerati> tried the exterior of tecoma
32:00 <Digerati> and it freaked me
32:00 <Digerati> i thought the trees were alive
32:00 <Bastardly_One> read again ffs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I said Tecoma state forest
32:00 <Digerati> yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find some good 'shroom patches there
32:00 <Digerati> in the USA
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> next to Belgrave
32:00 <Digerati> tecoma valley
32:00 <Digerati> wtf
33:00 <Digerati> we have a tecoma here to ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the one in the US I've lived in ... washington state, outside seattle
33:00 <Digerati> yes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> tecoma is like the next suburb this way
33:00 <Digerati> cool
33:00 <Bastardly_One> from Belgrave you twit
33:00 <Digerati> i know
33:00 <Digerati> seeking
33:00 <Digerati> let me search
33:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the big fuss .. they were gonna put a maccas there
33:00 <Digerati> google maps bullshit
34:00 <Digerati> i studied shrooms over 30 years
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just google tecoma state forest melbourne
34:00 <johninj4> they don't have where to find mushies on google maps yet do they?
34:00 <Digerati> john
34:00 <Digerati> ffs
34:00 <johninj4> would be a cool feature
34:00 <Digerati> no man
34:00 <alienatedRomeo> ./me claps im learning
34:00 <Digerati> maybe erowid might
34:00 <johninj4> lol maybe
34:00 <Digerati> but you need to learn from books man
34:00 <Digerati> biology
34:00 <alienatedRomeo> syphce
35:00 <Digerati> it don't feel like summer
35:00 <Digerati> it's weird
35:00 <nate> let me feeeel ;D
35:00 <Digerati> and summer dont end till like early march sometimes
35:00 <johninj4> book learning eh
35:00 <Digerati> yeah
35:00 <Digerati> that's how i learnt
35:00 <Digerati> teachers were dope
35:00 <alienatedRomeo> ...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I read a really good book on psychobilans once
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *wrong spelling)
35:00 <alienatedRomeo> i have like 5 pages left of my book
35:00 <Bastardly_One> which I could fucking remember the title to tell you
35:00 <johninj4> i would have to learn how to read first
35:00 <Digerati> psilocybin
36:00 <Digerati> for short
36:00 <simba> learn how to read with state read
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ta
36:00 <alienatedRomeo> hash + thc
36:00 <alienatedRomeo>  malles
36:00 <Digerati> you dont need weed, when your on acid or shrooms
36:00 <Digerati> cigs are enough
36:00 <alienatedRomeo> i c
36:00 <Digerati> you dont need to trigger more cells
36:00 <alienatedRomeo> brasin
36:00 <alienatedRomeo> brain
36:00 <alienatedRomeo> *
37:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever thought though that you're not meant to expand your mind too much?
37:00 <Digerati> last time i was on that shit we went for days with earthcore rave and then toured
37:00 <alienatedRomeo> i came here to talk about coffee
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd have the natural ability if we were meant to 
37:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kmo1q3JtUA
37:00 <alienatedRomeo> coffee or sex
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sacred Mushroom - The Sacred Mushroom 1969 [FULL ALBUM] (Mar 10, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 267,517 views - 2,351 likes (99.2%), 18 dislikes (0.8%)
37:00 <johninj4> http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1310993739l/567610.jpg 
37:00 <alienatedRomeo> hi Johnninja 
38:00 <johninj4> hi
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> :)
38:00 <johninj4> hows things?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> great mate
38:00 <Zade> is your hand feeling horny alienatedRomeo?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a book on how to read a book
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> gunna have to cook up some food
38:00 <johninj4> haha
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> how are you today?
38:00 <johninj4> yep apparently it exists
39:00 <nate> ooomph may i whisper you sometime
39:00 <alienatedRomeo> my hands are always horny
39:00 <Zade> oh ok 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> best twitter thing ever ... http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/05/17/rocky-horror-picture-show_twitter-joke_n_5344076.html
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that is so cool ... if you're a Rocky Horror fan that is 
40:00 <ooomp> No, nate.
40:00 <nate> well damn it all!
40:00 <nate> ;O
40:00 <couleurs> whisper me name
40:00 <nate> nah i didnt wanna do it, i just wanted to say whisper
40:00 <nate> hehe :D
40:00 <alienatedRomeo> anyone here have boobs?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati does
40:00 <Bastardly_One> john might
40:00 <alienatedRomeo> okay
40:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-uiG_DQcy8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Liquid Sound Company - Acid Music for Acid People (Full Album) (Jun 30, 2013) - Category: Music - 391,904 views - 4,396 likes (99.1%), 38 dislikes (0.9%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
40:00 <Digerati> i got bodybuilders tits man :) haha farout... not fat cunt tits :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw the strangest thing
41:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr3x7tS__dE
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Korn - Here to Stay (Oct 25, 2009) - Category: Music - 8,323,283 views - 33,200 likes (98.1%), 658 dislikes (1.9%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the only acceptable Beatles cover ever ... except a Laibach cover ... 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6WNWiGkJYk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Type O Negative - Day Tripper Medley Live (Mar 3, 2007) - Category: Music - views - 502 likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
41:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
41:00 <nate> the mirror?
41:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati are you sexy today?
41:00 <nate> blamo!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a pit bull  and sausage dog mix
41:00 <johninj4> i have boobs
41:00 <alienatedRomeo> i want boobs
41:00 <johninj4> not mine really
41:00 <Digerati> no faggots allowed :)
41:00 <johninj4> but i have some that i own
41:00 <alienatedRomeo> i also want more beer
41:00 <Bastardly_One> check it out 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so weird
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/29/dachshund-pit-bull-cockpit_n_6570920.html
41:00 <Digerati> exetel ?
41:00 <Digerati> wtf is exetel ?
41:00 <johninj4> lol
42:00 <Pieter> oh wait ... fifa
42:00 <StrykerX> It's junkie hour already?
42:00 <StrykerX> :/
42:00 <nate> shoot up and have fun
42:00 <Pieter> man , do you have a freekin microphone / headset / mobile phone headset to plug into your controller ?
42:00 <couleurs> yer
42:00 <couleurs> i'm online now
42:00 <Pieter> i cant nate , he always is the one who shoots , me i just boot it ;p
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter is it digital
42:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to me for once
42:00 <ooomp> Pieter shoots up as much as he sucks cock
42:00 <Digerati> an isp i never heard of
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure who they're through to be honest
42:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati are you a chick?
42:00 <Digerati> yes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle is on them, skirmish it 
42:00 <alienatedRomeo> cool
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and Pieter is 
42:00 <Digerati> i am a chick with a dick
42:00 <alienatedRomeo> hows life as a chick these days?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that a weird dog?
43:00 <ooomp> High doses
43:00 <Pieter> ooomp: not funny :/
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to give you decent info
43:00 <[Maverick]> it is. 
43:00 <StrykerX> rofl
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is what you're trying to connect digital or not?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if not then it'll only be a whisper and not worth it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
43:00 <StrykerX> I see ooomp is in form again.
43:00 <Pieter> although you've made it clear i dont shoot up ;p
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp :D
43:00 <couleurs> i'm digital
43:00 <alienatedRomeo> arn't you just a chick with a nick?
43:00 <johninj4> lol
43:00 <alienatedRomeo> hehe
43:00 <simba> chicks with nicks
44:00 <ooomp> Everybody loves Pieter. Let's be honest
44:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, really now?
44:00 <StrykerX> As much as they love sitting on rusty nails.
44:00 <nate> make it a long nick
44:00 <ChickWithaNick> make it a long thick nick
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, pity your other victim isn't around
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say you'd have a rage quit down to 30 seconds 
45:00 <Pieter> but *shrug* unlike the drones who fear judgement by people they dont know personally and never will (in here) , I have no issues admitting that specifically what you said is something that I undertook in my past 
45:00 <ooomp> I have victims?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> starts with L
45:00 <ooomp>  L?
45:00 <couleurs> yeh u r awesome Pieter 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ends in F
45:00 <Digerati> thick dick ?
45:00 <ChickWithaNick> pervert
45:00 <Digerati> dick smith
45:00 <Digerati> thick dick smith
45:00 <Digerati> :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> middle letters oo
46:00 <Pieter> Personally considering all the personallities here I cant see the down side to what my experiences were in comparison to the lives being lived by individuals here ..
46:00 <couleurs> Foodle
46:00 <ooomp> Oh the communist lefty psychopath
46:00 <ooomp> I'm surprised he has access to the internet
46:00 <StrykerX> Who's a commie?
46:00 <ooomp> Loof
46:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
46:00 <couleurs> i h8 that guy 2
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am surprised his wife lets him use the net
46:00 <Digerati> yeah i started to perv on here in 1996
46:00 <simba> same
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't know xcom was a board game?
46:00 <Digerati> cool shit bro
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if the d and d nerds here play it?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd sit in on a session to see what it's like
47:00 <StrykerX> LOL
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why he seriously quits
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she walks past
47:00 <ooomp> I'm surprised he has a wife
47:00 <StrykerX> Does he steal his internet from his neighbours wifi
47:00 <Pieter> I shot up , me n sassym00 (hayley) , we shared needles me n her while we were together but *shrug* it was a phase seeing as it hasnt been a situation that has occured ever since :/
47:00 <ooomp> Have we confirmed whether she's real
47:00 <couleurs> i'm surprised he breathes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she is real
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he wanted to meet me once and the phone suddenly rang
47:00 <StrykerX> I wonder if he flips out at her too
47:00 <ooomp> Does she cuckold him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was her screening me apparently
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I never answered
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she even screens his friends 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they still do gaylord Magic the Gathering campaigns
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bashed him ones while on skype apparently while talking to faux
48:00 <ooomp> She sounds like a dominatrix
48:00 <ooomp> I like her
48:00 <ooomp> I bet she votes liberal too :D
48:00 <faux> pis off
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and hello
48:00 <Digerati> i got a magic the gathering cd from pc mag in 1996
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it only came out yesterday ... 
48:00 <Digerati> almost 20 years of mtg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is the table top game version
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we've one of "those" stores
48:00 <alienatedRomeo> microphone check
49:00 <Bastardly_One> despite his wife Loof and I get along alright
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who I really hate
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that couleurs bitch
49:00 <Bastardly_One> where the newbs play until like 11pm certain nights a week
49:00 <alienatedRomeo> my penis just got a little hard
49:00 <alienatedRomeo> hi Bastradly one
49:00 <Bastardly_One> insert 40 yr old guy ... "Mum, back around midnight ... gotta go down the street to slay dragons"
49:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mTDgQ5s4PY
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acid Mothers Temple & The Cosmic Inferno - Pink Lady Lemonade ~ You're From Outer Space (Aug 15, 2012) - Category: Music - 41,303 views - 360 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way some people really think you're 12
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I find that amusing
50:00 <Pieter> HEY NESSITA WHERE ARE YOU IN HERE
50:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
50:00 <StrykerX> WHY are people moaning that the Bali 9 should be let off
50:00 <StrykerX> SERIOUSLY?!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do the time
50:00 <StrykerX> Do the fucking crime, do the fucking time.
50:00 <alienatedRomeo> dragons and flying toasters
50:00 <Digerati> hehehe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> never trust those metal 4 slice toasters
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're evil
50:00 <Digerati> i used to remember leunig did a scene with flying toasters
50:00 <Bastardly_One> will turn your whole kitchen against you in days
50:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati do you like to drink?
50:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2WvNS8yhZo
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MMM YEAH ; MEP (Jan 12, 2015) - Category: Film & Animation - 20,915 views - 1,096 likes (99.3%), dislikes (0.7%)
50:00 <Digerati> absinthe imported only
51:00 <ooomp> couleurs is awesome
51:00 <Pieter> I know you're here , incognito doesnt work too well for youu !
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you do the crime
51:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows what is gonna happen
51:00 <Bastardly_One> totally agree
51:00 <Pieter> Any one actually know Nessita ? 
51:00 <StrykerX> Smuggle drugs into a capital punishment country, cop it
51:00 <StrykerX> SIMPLE
51:00 <Pieter> personally ? 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like if I went to say
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Saudi Arabia rigtht?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and said Allah was a cunt
51:00 <Pieter> I wanna know what her hubbies alias is
51:00 <Bastardly_One> BAM! I die
51:00 <StrykerX> You'd be beheaded
51:00 <StrykerX> Before you finish that sentence
51:00 <alienatedRomeo> ok cool
51:00 <alienatedRomeo> :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is imported legal here?
51:00 <alienatedRomeo> i should take my pants off
51:00 <alienatedRomeo> hi mashpotato
51:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4odC-V7AdQ
52:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
52:00 <Bastardly_One> do the time you do the crime
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we're in total agreement
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gong - 2032 [Full Album] (Dec 14, 2013) - Category: Music - views - 133 likes (97.1%), 4 dislikes (2.9%)
52:00 <Digerati> your alienated
52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I wish I could give up smoking like I did every other inebriant
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's a word
52:00 <alienatedRomeo> :)
52:00 <alienatedRomeo> your pants off?
53:00 <couleurs> u rok ooomp 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> suck up
53:00 <bee_girl> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-29/florida-cat-claws-his-way-back-from-the-dead/6053892
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I saw that bee_girl
53:00 <couleurs> u suk Bastardly_One 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Walking Dead Kitteh
53:00 <ooomp> That's an evil cat
53:00 <ooomp> Its the devil
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you suck couleurs
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you
53:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztWrPfUgPE
53:00 <ChickWithaNick> smoking cigs or?
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crimson & Clover (Full Stereo Album) (1969) (HQ) - Tommy James & The Shondells (Jun 2, 2014) - Category: Music - 31,576 views - 211 likes (96.8%), 7 dislikes (3.2%)
53:00 <alienatedRomeo> smokes
53:00 <alienatedRomeo> rollies
53:00 <Digerati> rollies are better
53:00 <alienatedRomeo> :)
53:00 <Digerati> drum mostly
54:00 <Pieter> bee_girl: I saw that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> would look worse for wear too what it went through ooomp
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hey kate
54:00 <bee_girl> poor little fella
54:00 <Pieter> bee_girl: It was dead for 5 days n now the neighbours kid wants their cat to raise from the dead ?
54:00 <bee_girl> heh
54:00 <bee_girl> zombie cat
54:00 <Pieter> is that the one ?
54:00 <couleurs> hi katatonic_cake01
54:00 <Pieter> the image looks like a fake pic 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yes the walking dead kitteh
54:00 <Pieter> looks like 2 cat images put together ?
54:00 <Pieter> the fac
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been over mainstream news all day
54:00 <Digerati> i only respect one brand of baccy
54:00 <Digerati> drum
54:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati are you wearing clothes?
54:00 <alienatedRomeo> im in pants
54:00 <alienatedRomeo> drum is ok
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeah i only smoke rollies
54:00 <Digerati> rams his pipe up alienatedRomeo
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> have too pull the filter out of normal cigs
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's legit apparently
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I went and checked the hoax site to be sure
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey b1
55:00 <bee_girl> i saw it online... i rarely get to sit down and watch the news
55:00 <bee_girl> *sigh*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh sorry, I should say online mainstream media
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly watch television by choice
56:00 <couleurs> i'm choice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> god
56:00 <ChickWithaNick> drum is good, has a lot of stems in though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a pair of brand new roller skates
56:00 <alienatedRomeo> ever had white ox Digerati?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got a brand new key
56:00 <alienatedRomeo> i like cuban cigars
57:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't heard that for years
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when you'd say it mocking NZers
57:00 <Bastardly_One> before it became cool
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see how it took 18 chinese cops
57:00 <Bastardly_One> to drag one blow up doll from a river?
57:00 <alienatedRomeo> i smoke after i masturbate
57:00 <alienatedRomeo> every time 
57:00 <alienatedRomeo> after
57:00 <alienatedRomeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed simBaaa
57:00 <alienatedRomeo> i like port royal
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy does some mad covers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so49WpSj9bo
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let It Go - from Frozen (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) (Nov 14, 2014) - Category: Music - views - 4,514 likes (98.3%), 80 dislikes (1.7%)
58:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati if you are a check you could ram anything down me baby
58:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati if you are a chicyou could ram anything down me baby
58:00 <alienatedRomeo> **
58:00 <Digerati> ? ??d???s? ??? ??p?ta
59:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't cats amazing though?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend of mine in the US left her cat to be looked after be a relative they suspect tried to dump it but it apparently got lost
59:00 <alienatedRomeo> sex
59:00 <alienatedRomeo> six
59:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FATe8MpEpO4
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aphrodite's Child - 666 {Full Album} (HQ) (Sep 29, 2012) - Category: Music - 395,333 views - 2,969 likes (98.1%), 57 dislikes (1.9%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all click that if you know the original
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and how can you not know the original?
59:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati how does your hair look right now?
59:00 <Digerati> long and thick
59:00 <alienatedRomeo> i need to get a haircut
59:00 <alienatedRomeo> ah cool
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the cold never bothered me anyway
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> romeo is hitting on Digerati right now
59:00 <alienatedRomeo> simba
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... it eventually showed up back and must of been living off wildlife
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because apparently he now has some habits like hunting he never had before
00:00 <Bastardly_One> let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door!
00:00 <simba> hi faux
00:00 <alienatedRomeo> who u hitting on?
00:00 <faux> hey simby
00:00 <alienatedRomeo> :P
00:00 <simba> romeo, digerati is an old man, man
00:00 <faux> how was din
00:00 <alienatedRomeo> shiit
00:00 <simba> hell good
00:00 <faux> whatd u ear
00:00 <simba> i still have left overs in fact i forgot about them
00:00 <faux> eat
00:00 <simba> honey chicken
00:00 <faux> yum f u
00:00 <ChickWithaNick> nice
00:00 <simba> honey <thing> chicken
00:00 <simba> what is it
00:00 <ChickWithaNick> sesame?
00:00 <simba> mental blank
00:00 <faux> soy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
00:00 <alienatedRomeo> Digerati any words?
00:00 <ChickWithaNick> ohh yeh soy
01:00 <simba> yea the classic
01:00 <Bastardly_One> honey soy?
01:00 <faux> ohh yeh
01:00 <faux> Ye
01:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeyeye
01:00 <faux> i made lentils and rice 2nyt
01:00 <faux> 29t
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with rice and lentils
01:00 <faux> and i cbf making a salad so i ate a tomato
01:00 <Digerati> here is a lollie, go sit in the corner
01:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkNlQXGTncw
01:00 <ChickWithaNick> vego
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oregon - Music of Another Present Era 1973[Full Album] (Sep 27, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 58,416 views - 533 likes (98.9%), 6 dislikes (1.1%)
01:00 <faux> no way
01:00 <faux> i love meat
01:00 <stickwithnoclick> Digerati is that porn of you?
01:00 <faux> porn of you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> john, I call it cheap arsed Indian
02:00 <couleurs> so you're telling me it's a samurai pizza cat now...
02:00 <faux> pictures of youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
02:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> rice and chickpeas or lentils
02:00 <faux> pictures of meeeeeeee
02:00 <faux> oh is ChickWithaNick john
02:00 <faux> ofc it is
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <ChickWithaNick> my cover is blown
02:00 <faux> blow this 8======D
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
02:00 <faux> so i started my video yesterday
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't even mean that
02:00 <faux> ive done 8 seconds
02:00 <faux> woooooooo
02:00 <romeo> hi CornFlakegirl
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry ... old person here
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh it's Tori
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Cornflake-Girl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I am aren't I?
03:00 <faux> mm cornflakes
03:00 <Cornflake-Girl> hi
03:00 <simba> u making vines?
03:00 <faux> no lol
03:00 <faux> for me assignment
03:00 <faux> need to make a 3 min vid
03:00 <romeo> Cornflake girl are you a real chick?
03:00 <simba> sweet 
03:00 <faux> u
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXVjWTxvYVQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cornflake Girl (UK Version) - Tori Amos (Jan 4, 2010) - Category: Music - 1,091,950 views - 5,352 likes (99%), 53 dislikes (1%)
03:00 <faux> my shampoo is fucking amazing, when the wind blows it wafts the smell into me nostrils
03:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
04:00 <couleurs> u betcha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I guess if you were a cat, and working your way home you would pick up some less than domesticated habits
04:00 <faux> and im in temporary heaven
04:00 <faux> Temp Hevz
04:00 <romeo> i want my dick to get even harder
04:00 <faux> put it in the oven
04:00 <romeo> no that would just make it hotter
04:00 <Bastardly_One> glaze it and stick it in a kiln
04:00 <romeo> no way man 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> will stay hard
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a point
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you read about those stories but don't often know of someone that something like that has happened to 
05:00 <amsy> o yea !
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she thought he was gone for good
05:00 <[Maverick]> every fucking time <randomircer> oh this happened to me. <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah... sames here *wild unrelated rant* 
05:00 <couleurs> lol
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <faux> yep
05:00 <faux> thanks for your support
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yw
05:00 <romeo> so who has weed? today
05:00 <faux> b1 would make the best uni tutor
05:00 <romeo> im gunna have 20 bucks sson
05:00 <faux> hed just agree with everyones paper and be like woot HD's for all
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I would ... 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know nothing
06:00 <[Maverick]> it
06:00 <[Maverick]> it's fucking pathetic 
06:00 <faux> hes experienced it all
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yap yap yap 
06:00 <amsy> hey bb
06:00 <[Maverick]> I bet his couch is old and mouldy from the amount of artists he has had stay at his house. 
06:00 <faux> i have the weirdest urge to smoke a cigar
06:00 <faux> hi bb
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... fuck up
06:00 <romeo> --
06:00 <freeLoverBoy> i wanna 69er you digerati
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a funeral on monday
06:00 <Maurice> It sucks when kids stand on the back of your shoe, its worse when its a fucking 50kg dog and you go arse up
07:00 <couleurs> he he
07:00 <amsy> hi cc !
07:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
07:00 <StrykerX> faux, preggers?
07:00 <faux> what
07:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
07:00 <StrykerX> Urge to smoke a cigar..
07:00 <freeLoverBoy> coffeeee
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I've accidently destroyed my suit jacket
07:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
07:00 <Jacula> bury the dead, they stink like rot
07:00 <freeLoverBoy> Jacula a/s/?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, I got a visual and it amused me 
07:00 <freeLoverBoy> Jacula a/s/l
07:00 <simba> lol required user
07:00 <freeLoverBoy> \'?
07:00 <simba> i make myself laugh
08:00 <faux> im not kelevra i wouldnt smoke when pregnant
08:00 <faux> but no
08:00 <faux> i just feel like one
08:00 <[Maverick]> what? 
08:00 <[Maverick]> oh.. 
08:00 <faux> im not preggers jesus
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <simba> bet taco is pasting that in his channel for eeveryone to analyse hi guys 
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> WhAts UpPpPPP
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you need shit hours again by the way
08:00 <simba> ###IRC WARRIORS^^^
08:00 <freeLoverBoy> simba do you like to take your clothes off?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a couple more of his clowns from ## that can use a band like that
08:00 <simba> every day
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *ban too
08:00 <freeLoverBoy> lol okay
08:00 <simba> but then ill be playing their game
08:00 <faux> MAURICE
09:00 <StrykerX> September baby!
09:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of rambling cunts
09:00 <StrykerX> Sup Picard?
09:00 <Picard> i resemble that, u cunt
09:00 <simba> its funnier if they just think theyre doing something awesome
09:00 <Maurice> FAUX
09:00 <simba> see? Maurice doesnt care
09:00 <simba> thats a good op
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you'd be keeping the channel less annoying ...
09:00 <DemonsRun> simba: what exactly would be posted in there?
09:00 <Maurice> I didn't read anything above my name
09:00 <Maurice> What am I meant to be caring about
09:00 <simba> nothing, its all gay
09:00 <ChickWithaNick> ejacul8
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that chipe dick for one 
09:00 <simba> DemonsRun anything 
09:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I don't think anything here is funny enough for a paste.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is taco's biggest sycophant
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> DemonsRun has spoken.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh no, you
10:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
10:00 <DemonsRun> I'm only sayingggggg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> would just give it to Skirmish for his austnet blog instead of paste wouldn't ya?
10:00 <faux> MAURICE
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just saaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying
10:00 <DemonsRun> The topic was actually Jamiekennon/mrmark guy going stupid
10:00 <Maurice> FAUX
10:00 <faux> soz got distracted playing tetris
10:00 <DemonsRun> About people from ## running back to here
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ban
10:00 <faux> are you up to date with TVD
10:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
11:00 <stebie> you mean resent?
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <Picard> no, i mean resemble
11:00 <Adonis> faux
11:00 <stebie> now that's... odd
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no, he meant resembled
11:00 <Adonis> ohai
11:00 <simba> jamie who
11:00 <simba> no dont
11:00 <Maurice> Nope
11:00 <faux> omg.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> personal info
11:00 <Maurice> I'm waiting til its done
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my full name
11:00 <DemonsRun> That was his nick
11:00 <faux> how far behind are you
11:00 <simba> ur fucking banned
11:00 <DemonsRun> That's your name?
11:00 <Maurice> Way far
11:00 <DemonsRun> All I knew was Jamie LOL
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking know it's my name
11:00 <simba> quick go past it
11:00 <simba> quick spam
11:00 <faux> omghgsdvf
11:00 <simba> forget it
11:00 <faux> ok
11:00 <DemonsRun> My bad.
11:00 <simba> nothing happened
11:00 <faux> what about the origs
11:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you hang with the idiots ... you'd of seen the profile
11:00 <DemonsRun> B1 I've never seen your fb profile
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he was being truthful
12:00 <stebie> sup StrykerX, sucked ben off lately?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
12:00 <faux> hi Adonis
12:00 <couleurs> Picard teh most senile of all
12:00 <stebie> penile
12:00 <DemonsRun> I've only ever seen the FL one.
12:00 <faux> his fb profile is hilarious
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I just saw a pig fly past my window
12:00 <DemonsRun> Was it fat?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you hang around the fucktards and cause shit with them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't believe that for one sec
12:00 <DemonsRun> Your fb is nothing I could wander about. If I wanted to see it I'd ask you.
12:00 <DemonsRun> Pretty simple.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you couldn't
13:00 <StrykerX> Ben?
13:00 <couleurs> Ben Dover
13:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!!
13:00 <Picard> get fucked Bastardly_One dont tell me what i mean
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say no to the one none of you will ever find 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
13:00 <DemonsRun> I... Don't... Want... It.
13:00 <Maurice> Same with origs, faux
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Maurice> All my other shows came out, so I'm just gonna wait til the seasons are done and I have nothing else to watch
13:00 <DemonsRun> Just because the others like to share your info doesn't mean I do, just coz I talk to them
13:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck.
13:00 <simba> DemonsRun is just on the fence like me
14:00 <Picard> stebie does StrykerX really suck cock?
14:00 <StrykerX> Picard is in a fantasy land again
14:00 <stebie> yeah daz, steve's mate ben
14:00 <StrykerX> Oh
14:00 <StrykerX> That homo
14:00 <stebie> lol
14:00 <StrykerX> Forgot he existed.
14:00 <stebie> probably better that way :/
14:00 <simba> every1 in the irc battle has to put people on sides so they can channel their anger FUCK now i sound like awolf
14:00 <faux> what about glee.
14:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
14:00 <Maurice> I'm up to date on that ;)
14:00 <faux> the irc battle.
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> glee.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, now Chipe is Bastardly1
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just invited me DemonsRun
14:00 <simba> glee isnt still on is it
14:00 <DemonsRun> Invited you?
15:00 <StrykerX> rofl
15:00 <Picard> i was asking stebie, no fantasy here cunt. he said it not me
15:00 <StrykerX> Do they still come here?
15:00 <Picard> now get fucked
15:00 <StrykerX> Picard's on a rampage, mrs must've fucked the neighbour again.
15:00 <Picard> and stop being a dead beat dad and support your kid
15:00 <Bastardly_One> quit with the fucking language you stupid old raging cunt
15:00 <StrykerX> Dead beat dad? LOL
15:00 <StrykerX> Coming from the guy who had his kids taken by DHS
15:00 <StrykerX> Best. Shit. Ever.
15:00 <slinky_J> I was invited once
15:00 <slinky_J> 2000
15:00 <faux> glee rules u shut your damn trap
15:00 <slinky_J> snore
15:00 <faux> i stopped watching it like 25820 years ago and recently caught up
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> omg i cried so much when cory monteith died
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, chipe just invited me as Bastardly1
15:00 <faux> [21:15] * Taco ([email protected]) invites you to join ##
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish Kirk would die
15:00 <faux> what is this
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aids would be good
15:00 <faux> who is kirk
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the poof?
15:00 <faux> kurt.
16:00 <Picard> pmsl cumstain
16:00 <Picard> my kids live with me
16:00 <Picard> unlike your kid
16:00 <StrykerX> Must be crowded mate.. You, the mrs, her bf, 3 kids in your parents house
16:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait, I'm sorry..
16:00 <faux> awks
16:00 <StrykerX> Kids are gone!
16:00 <Picard> love it how scum like u think u know so much
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <faux> who is taco and what is ##
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I never actually have seen more than segments
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the new cats
16:00 <simba> just a channel they made to talk about Bastardly_One in
16:00 <faux> ew
16:00 <Jacula> william shatner is a fine actor, what's wrong with him ?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously full of the biggest gronks
16:00 <Maurice> I wish he would stop inviting me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and what simba said
16:00 <faux> who is it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they spend their days planning new ones to piss me off
17:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
17:00 <Picard> 3 kids, lol
17:00 <StrykerX> Are DHS pressing charges yet bro?
17:00 <StrykerX> Surely they have enough evidence by now, surely!
17:00 <Picard> did your ex take the avo off u?
17:00 <Picard> or u still on supervised visits?
17:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
17:00 <simba> some guy who riles Bastardly_One up
17:00 <faux> i can talk about you in my chan
17:00 <DemonsRun> simba: ffs he's barely fkn mentioned in there
17:00 <simba> theyre like boyfriend and girlfriend online
17:00 <faux> dont need to join a new one
17:00 <Maurice> He was the dude who was normal for half a day
17:00 <DemonsRun> Geez.
17:00 <Maurice> Then he got broken
17:00 <Bastardly_One> new ways also
17:00 <Bastardly_One> half a day?
17:00 <simba> OK DemonsRun 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> try about 10 mins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you kids in ##
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but 1/3 of the channel tells me everything
18:00 <StrykerX> I see my kid unlike you mate.
18:00 <StrykerX> It msut suck.
18:00 <StrykerX> Must*
18:00 <Picard> sure u do
18:00 <StrykerX> Paying your wife child support
18:00 <Picard> cool story
18:00 <StrykerX> Cause DHS won't let you near them
18:00 <Picard> gees your lies are good, 2 minutes ago they lived with me and i live with my parents. make up ya mind
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't tell me I am hardly mentioned :)
18:00 <faux> imagine i cared
18:00 <faux> also brb switfching to phone
18:00 <DemonsRun> You're not the main topic LOL
18:00 <Maurice> Since someone is pasting to Taco, I might get in trouble if I don't pass this on (18:18:10) (Taco): btw, can you ask simba to unban me?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm not simba is 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is simba isn't I am 
18:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
19:00 <StrykerX> Brb wanking over Picard's mrs
19:00 <faux> ew
19:00 <StrykerX> She sent some nice pix today
19:00 <Picard> cool story bro
19:00 <Digerati> is simba, is good
19:00 <DemonsRun> Ego much?
19:00 <simba> cum
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no ego at all ... we laugh at you people
19:00 <Digerati> don smallgoods
19:00 <simba> taco is shit, no deal!!!!!!! paste that bitch!!!!!!!! 
19:00 <simba> not literally ur a bitch Maurice
19:00 <simba> i didnt wanna say nigger now youve made me
20:00 <faux> i wouldnt be flattered, she clearly lacks standards if she's with Picard
20:00 <Picard> u keep looking at that pic of ya kid, i guess its a lucky kid he doesnt see u often
20:00 <[Maverick]> will you cunts fucking settle down 
20:00 <faux> u
20:00 <Picard> u
20:00 <DemonsRun> We people.
20:00 <DemonsRun> We laugh at us too.
20:00 <Digerati> fuck i need to get up early again for house inspection
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> Maurice talks dirty anyway
20:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Who is ... oh nm
20:00 <Maurice> Shhh ChickWithaNick, now everyone will want to PM me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> going senile ... forgot who ChickWithaNick was already
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> :p
20:00 <simba> as soon as she turned 16 she saw that movie with nicole kidman where she rollerblades and graffs or something and rebeled
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> i'm new here
21:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
21:00 <faux> its so cold im peeing like every 3 seconds
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> me and the family just moved up from woolamooloo
21:00 <Digerati> SA
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> looking to make some new friends
21:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
21:00 <Digerati> sure you did
21:00 <faux> god no
21:00 <simba> couleurs is a good friend
21:00 <Digerati> woola is SA
21:00 <slinky_J> where's Mody
21:00 <slinky_J> natez
21:00 <Digerati> woola got no fucking internet hardly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Qld ... I thought white line fever was a myth
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> couleurs seems like an interesting new chatter
21:00 <slinky_J> I watched the drop AGAIN lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is ... try driving along the cotton field roads
21:00 <slinky_J> ChickWithaNick is a good one
21:00 <Bastardly_One> white line fever city
21:00 <slinky_J> how about this
22:00 <Bastardly_One> harden up ... what temp is it?
22:00 <Picard> http://www.2gb.com/article/ray-hadley-abc-compares-diggers-terrorists
22:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it's colder down here
22:00 <Picard> faux dont mention pee u will get Bastardly_One horny
22:00 <faux> its not a competition and im not  complaining
22:00 <Picard> he loves a golden shower
22:00 <faux> i like the cold
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you guys got summer?
22:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One whats ya addy, i will be in town saturday
22:00 <Bastardly_One> kate has complained about it a few times
22:00 <Maurice> Only 3 more motherfucking sleeps
22:00 <couleurs> WoO^HoO
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> hai
22:00 <Digerati> woola just started getting adsl
22:00 <faux> coocoe
22:00 <Dugnuts> woolamaloo is a real place?
22:00 <Digerati> only a few areas
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> fiffa
22:00 <faux> Coocie
22:00 <Dugnuts> it sounds made up
22:00 <ChickWithaNick> i don't want to talk abotu that place anymore Digerati
22:00 <ChickWithaNick> it's why i left
22:00 <Digerati> dug, it's in SAA
22:00 <Digerati> SA
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> roff roff im da girl rounod deez parts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts, ye ... it is 
22:00 <Digerati> south australia
22:00 <simba> its aboriginal
22:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> What's wrong with S.A.
22:00 <simba> and that word isnt made up either
22:00 <Digerati> north of SA
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> so many Ab-Originals here
22:00 <Digerati> woolamaloo
22:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> like zimba there
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we got fuck all ... I'm way happy about it 
23:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One whats ya addy, i will be in town saturday
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice ... I wouldn't come to Ballarat by choice so more fool you
23:00 <faux> yes the weather c hanges.
23:00 <faux> it was hot as until monday
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My geography is bad 
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> never met a girl like her
23:00 <Dugnuts> ...
23:00 <Dugnuts> is that supposed to be coochie kisses?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up Whyalla way kind of?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> y? n?
23:00 <Digerati> n
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> Dugnuts you ever dip in flour and oil?
23:00 <Digerati> north of adelaide
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> yes it is
23:00 <Maurice> I heard Dugnuts lives in Wooroloo
23:00 <Digerati> north west a bit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so is whyalla you twit
23:00 <Dugnuts> what?
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> i didnt put the haigh in
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> lol haigh
23:00 <MrsCoocieKisses> hahahahaha
23:00 <Dugnuts> do i ever dip in flour and oil?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> north and west(ish)
23:00 <Dugnuts> wat?
23:00 <Digerati> i been to woola
24:00 <faux> monday onward has been like 22 ish
24:00 <Picard> why live there then scum?
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh do you meen doughnuts
24:00 <Dugnuts> i see
24:00 <Dugnuts> i get it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I aksed if it was up that wy
24:00 <slinky_J> dippin dem nuts
24:00 <Dugnuts> ha ha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *way
24:00 <slinky_J> into egg
24:00 <slinky_J> then flour
24:00 <slinky_J> then some oil
24:00 <Dugnuts> you'd know all about it Maurice, being from the same place and all
24:00 <slinky_J> burning hot oil make ur nuts explode, make your eyes gasm?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up you dugnut puncher!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not doughnut is it?
24:00 <slinky_J> who's Maurice?
24:00 <Maurice> I actually had an ex that got locked up in there
24:00 <faux> dugnut
24:00 <Dugnuts> no
25:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, I'd head to Melbourne for the day if Picard is nearby
25:00 <Bastardly_One> think I am anyway
25:00 <Picard> coward wont meet me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> unless ya wanna come up 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
25:00 <Picard> all talk here, telling me id better watch my back
25:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz_R6MJ_WIY
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Do you know how the game works? (Jan 24, 2015) - Category: People & Blogs - 1,719,980 views - 4,145 likes (89.7%), 476 dislikes (10.3%)
25:00 <Picard> coward
25:00 <Dugnuts> i dont punch doughnuts
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> geeze
25:00 <slinky_J> faux I got a good movie 4 u this time
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> locked up in a smalltow jail
25:00 <faux> this time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Dugnuts I was telling slink to calm ... all good
25:00 <slinky_J> yep
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
25:00 <slinky_J> good one
25:00 <Dugnuts> oh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
25:00 <amelia> is there a way to make text on here bigger
25:00 <simba> yes
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> YES
25:00 <Maurice> Yes
25:00 <faux> wear glasses
25:00 <amelia> IT HURTS MY EYEBALLS
25:00 <faux> Lolsosleoslls
25:00 <Maurice> Magnifying glass
25:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
25:00 <simba> hahahahahahAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ameila, see the thing that looks like a crayon
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
25:00 <faux> oh thnap
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup 
25:00 <Maurice> Go to tools, then font
25:00 <Dugnuts> god i havent seen chat this fast for years
26:00 <faux> El fonte
26:00 <faux> LA fontane
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what Maurice said is less confusing
26:00 <ChickWithaNick> thats my penis
26:00 <Bastardly_One> tools then font
26:00 <simba> right click the channel youre in and go to font
26:00 <Dugnuts> i was gonna head out to the city, but the lack of late public transport changed my mind tonight
26:00 <simba> thats easiest
26:00 <Maurice> You have to right click the channel tab
26:00 <amelia> ohh much better
26:00 <Maurice> Or I do
26:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1AFSoerIXA
26:00 <amelia> than you kindly
26:00 <couleurs> type msg couleurs hey hot stuff font 69
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Schizofrenia - Taste of Blues (1969) Full Album (Aug 15, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 140,051 views - 1,543 likes (99.5%), 7 dislikes (0.5%)
27:00 <simba> heres a fun little game to play when youre on irc: change the font to 6 and try to guess what your favorite chatters are saying! you might be surprised once you change it back!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the channel tab or it'll just bring up the ban list
27:00 <amelia> that game sounds exciting
27:00 <simba> should we play?
27:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5gxq_U7ykE
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brainbox - Brainbox 1969 [Full Album] (Oct 8, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 47,027 views - 304 likes (98.4%), 5 dislikes (1.6%)
27:00 <amelia> ahaha
27:00 <Bastardly_One> amelia seems familar
28:00 <Dugnuts> use system font
28:00 <Dugnuts> it is the best
28:00 <faux> famiglia
28:00 <Dugnuts> better than all the rest
28:00 <Digerati> hi dognuts
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if really female amelia isn't Vamperella is it?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm *gets suspicious and stuff*
28:00 <simba> busted
28:00 <simba> thats what i go to school for
29:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTk4KGn8RA
29:00 <amelia> Vamperella
29:00 <amelia> no sir
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sitting Bull - Trip Away (1971, Full Album) (Aug 11, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 88,903 views - 683 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
29:00 <Digerati> school is a good thing man
29:00 <DemonsRun> LOL* IRC-Detective 
29:00 <DemonsRun> You wish.
29:00 <Digerati> i have to do a course soon anyway
29:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD6aKVWW-K0
29:00 <DemonsRun> Æ*
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: youTube - what i go to school for busted.mp4 (Oct 24, 2010) - Category: Autos & Vehicles - views - 390 likes (91.5%), 36 dislikes (8.5%)
29:00 <DemonsRun> Ffs 
29:00 <DemonsRun> @*
29:00 <Digerati> dip of education i want to get
29:00 <Digerati> i want to teach
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Did I just get called Sir?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Finally!
30:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-29/bollywood-helps-stalker-avoid-conviction/6053790
30:00 <Digerati> sir ?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> someone that knows their place
30:00 <Bastardly_One> about time!
30:00 <Dugnuts> ?
30:00 <simba> no
30:00 <Digerati> ?
30:00 <amelia> it's codeword for cunt
30:00 <Digerati> Sir Cunt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahahahahahaha
30:00 <DemonsRun> B1 instantly in love.
30:00 <simba> what about sir piece of shit
30:00 <simba> kinda takes away from the sir
30:00 <DemonsRun> Thinks he's top dom
30:00 <simba> sir fucking faggot
30:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: he'll do anything for a girl to call him sir
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Digerati> to cunt with love
30:00 <DemonsRun> I agree sir TokenDaRing 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol DemonsRun ... you were meant to react
31:00 <DemonsRun> B1 she forgot the capitol.
31:00 <simba> brilliant snipe TokenDaRing
31:00 <Dugnuts> who hasnt had a girl call them sir?
31:00 <Dugnuts> its not that hard to get
31:00 <Bastardly_One> snap her for Me?
31:00 <simba> real talk ur my favorite sniper
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you're tougher 
31:00 <simba> token is the new shadowlurker basically
31:00 <Digerati> women in uniform !
31:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha hahaha just means she thinks the same as me
31:00 <simba> but hes probably better at it
31:00 <DemonsRun> You don't deserve S
31:00 <Digerati> sir !
31:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck, you're not allowed to go to meets or munchies, well most of
31:00 <DemonsRun> You're not liked.
31:00 <simba> MeGusta i miss u sometimes 
32:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
32:00 <Digerati> i had this 18 year girl, cop... kiss me once ages ago
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give YOU I don't deserve!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is that so?
32:00 <Dugnuts> mmm munchies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know 
32:00 <Digerati> i was like, she called me sir
32:00 <Digerati> and i was like wtf
32:00 <DemonsRun> Its only coming from what YOU say.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> funny I went to a munch on Wed
32:00 <Digerati> go away little girl, before i beg you to stay
32:00 <simba> <Digerati> i had this 18 year girl - please stop this anecdote now
32:00 <DemonsRun> I said most of.
32:00 <Digerati> 18 year olds are such tards
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well ... I've got a new crew
32:00 <DemonsRun> For now.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
32:00 <Bastardly_One> these are the nerds
32:00 <Dugnuts> lets not talk about conquests from when we were younger men
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fine
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun, you mean until they actually get to know him?
33:00 <DemonsRun> Pretty much
33:00 <Dugnuts> its just trashy
33:00 <Digerati> simba, it was not funny man, she like wanted training at the gum man
33:00 <Digerati> gym
33:00 <simba> im really feeling it
33:00 <Digerati> totally
33:00 <Digerati> i explained about the pink shirt and "kiss me if your gay"
33:00 <Digerati> she did not understand the briefing
34:00 <simba> youre gay
34:00 <simba> ?
34:00 <Digerati> well partly
34:00 <Digerati> bi
34:00 <Digerati> do like women more
34:00 <TokenDaRing> and by bi, he means anything or anyone that'll sleep with him
34:00 <DemonsRun> Bi curious?
34:00 <simba> gross sorry im a little old fashioned
34:00 <DemonsRun> Or actually bisexual 
34:00 <Dugnuts> seems more like he will just go home with whatever is left at the end of the night
34:00 <simba> when ur old u dont have an orientation its just w/e
34:00 <Digerati> but i dont mind blonde bitch boys like beagle :)
34:00 <Digerati> i want to train the boy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not old fashioned ... you're straight out homophobic
35:00 <simba> wow
35:00 <Digerati> to be a spartan
35:00 <simba> do you want to fuck chad
35:00 <simba> Bastardly_One that was jokeing...
35:00 <DemonsRun> That's not homophobic.
35:00 <Digerati> well they would have to beseech me first simba :)
35:00 <simba> im obviously not old fashioned thats the joke i was born in 90
35:00 <simba> the joke is im not old
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but you are though ... comes across a bit 
35:00 <simba> get it
35:00 <Digerati> i don't submit easily
35:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahaha
35:00 <simba> but yes overall i detest fags
35:00 <DemonsRun> Such a homophobe simba 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> incoming 
36:00 <Digerati> simba, beware of geeks bearing rifts
36:00 <DemonsRun> Outgoing
36:00 <simba> you beware
36:00 <Digerati> just kidding
36:00 <simba> im not
36:00 <Digerati> dude, i am secure
36:00 <Digerati> not unsecure
36:00 <DemonsRun> Digerati: curious or bisexual 
36:00 <simba> jk
36:00 <Digerati> secure as in not computer, as in mind
37:00 <Digerati> bi
37:00 <ChickWithaNick> aww
37:00 <DemonsRun> Hi curious or bisexual ffs 
37:00 <ChickWithaNick> bye
37:00 <DemonsRun> Not a hard question.
37:00 <DemonsRun> Bi*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hi curious?
37:00 <Seacow> beugs
37:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> say please Sir stfu
37:00 <Bastardly_One> manners
37:00 <DemonsRun> How's get fucked sound?
38:00 <DemonsRun> You're not my master.
38:00 <Digerati> bukkake
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said use manners
38:00 <Digerati> BUKKAKE!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked please Sir
38:00 <Digerati> :)
38:00 <DemonsRun> You're not even close to the type of man he is.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <simba> im really feeling it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that title anyway 
38:00 <Digerati> aims his schlong at Bastardly_One
39:00 <ChickWithaNick> lo
39:00 <Digerati> haha
39:00 <Digerati> oh shit :)
39:00 <Digerati> doing Bastardly_One would be like doing tiny tim
39:00 <Seacow> more cooked than my fried stake
40:00 <DemonsRun> Brb need phone charger
40:00 <simba> whos tiny tim
40:00 <Dugnuts> from the scrooge story?
40:00 <Digerati> google is your friend
41:00 <Picard>  http://austnetirc.blogspot.com.au/2015/01/i-got-my-mojo-back-in-form-of-midget.html   <--pmsl
41:00 <Dugnuts> you know, the one who has fucked up legs
41:00 <Dugnuts> and will starve on christmas
41:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMbQsKJ64S0
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Through The Tulips (Live).mp4 (Jan 27, 2010) - Category: Music - views - 1,804 likes (96.5%), 66 dislikes (3.5%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho 
42:00 <slinky_J> :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know who Tiny Tim is?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you wouldn't under a certain age
42:00 <Seacow> sounds shit
42:00 <Seacow> wut about spacey 
42:00 <amelia> I need a new TV series to get into
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's meant to be crap
42:00 <Seacow> melbeug's dank beats
43:00 <Picard> :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he sung like that on purpose ... was his gimmick for some reason
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <couleurs> big bang theory 
43:00 <DemonsRun> Back
43:00 <simba> big bag therey
43:00 <amelia> soso many repeats
43:00 <Digerati> he was gourgeous tiny tim
44:00 <couleurs> lmpo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> owned
44:00 <Digerati> remember him as a kid
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to go do the daily exercise bullshit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not into a walk tonight at all 
44:00 <DemonsRun> Hurry up and leave.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not remotely interested 
44:00 <Seacow> douevenlift
45:00 <couleurs> Bye B1 c u @ FiFa
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you might ... when I get back ... I'm a bit over it ... into the 3rd season almost
45:00 <Bastardly_One> in career
45:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might put myself on transfer
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh watch out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if harrassing chanop will get ya one? :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ChanOP you're a good for nothing slut
46:00 <amelia> ohhh thats a good point maybe I can play a new game instead
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've about 8 to finish
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe Skirmish has that much time on his hands he made an austnet blog
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that is really really pathetic
47:00 <couleurs> agreed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not interested in finishing any of them
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think one I only got to 5%
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to finish Shadow of Mordor
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of given the neighbour's address across the road
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then watched him get the police called on him from my porch
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but enemies and loot are so random it's almost impossible
48:00 <Digerati> floyd never did any psychadelic shit
48:00 <Digerati> damn
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yes they did 
48:00 <Digerati> and pink was around in the early 70's
48:00 <Digerati> what man ?
48:00 <Digerati> do tell
48:00 <Seacow> beetles did acid man
48:00 <Bastardly_One> try when syd barret was still around in the late 60s
48:00 <Seacow> im tellin ya
49:00 <Lumeah> it is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of shit in here wouldn't happen if people learnt to turn the page
49:00 <slinky_J> daaammit
49:00 <Digerati> psychadelic music
49:00 <couleurs> lol
49:00 <Digerati> doh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what happens one day doesn't mean the same the next
50:00 <slinky_J> that depends
50:00 <slinky_J> on what day it is 
50:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you get the idea
51:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunts seriously need to move on
51:00 <xm> a little birdy told me you got the z-line Bastardly_One 
51:00 <nate> is a zline like a bline
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm totally avoiding it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell Bonny
51:00 <simba> psychee act trick ward
51:00 <Doodle> werd
51:00 <Bastardly_One> mention nice food
51:00 <Digerati> psychosonix
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might get some on this walk business
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> why mention it xm except to stir shit?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> grow up :)
52:00 <xm> stop harassing me!!!!
53:00 <Bonny> he didn't harrass you, xm
53:00 <nate> b1 and digi are the best irc users eva!
53:00 <slinky_J> psylo
53:00 <slinky_J> fashion
53:00 <slinky_J> werdd
54:00 <nate> top of the pile
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Bonny
54:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard of enabled employment?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> home based jobs for nutters
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds alright hey?
54:00 <Bonny> yes I have actually.. been meanting to look into it further
54:00 <Bastardly_One> might of see it on FB
54:00 <slinky_J> I had an idea once
54:00 <slinky_J> fried my bwain
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I am just sussing it out now
54:00 <slinky_J> hi bonnies
54:00 <slinky_J> mwa hugz
54:00 <slinky_J> ;D
54:00 <couleurs> wow even flickr has ads in between photos now
54:00 <couleurs> what is this
54:00 <slinky_J> I ate 3 nuggets
54:00 <slinky_J> werrd
54:00 <Seacow> illuminati
54:00 <slinky_J> FIFA couleurs
54:00 <slinky_J> fifa!
54:00 <slinky_J> FiFa
54:00 <slinky_J> fifa 16!!!!!
55:00 <slinky_J> i go pe pe now
55:00 <Bonny> cool
55:00 <Bonny> hey slinky_J.. Hugz
55:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, you mean for D$P?
55:00 <xm> what sort of tasks would they ask them to perform
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I got my last shift today of the assignment I had 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... lookin' for moar
55:00 <Bonny> it's not thru centrelink, xm
55:00 <xm> a lot of those 
55:00 <bee_girl> totes
56:00 <xm> 'private' organisations are still funded by the government though
56:00 <xm> if i get sick again i'd consider it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.enabledemployment.com/
56:00 <xm> but for now ill do this job
56:00 <couleurs> agreed.
56:00 <slinky_J> agreed!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked general admin is $20 an hour now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if they can assure me this 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sign me the fuck up!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> been doing that all my working life
57:00 <xm> what is the ideal for general admin?
57:00 <slinky_J> a greek?
57:00 <couleurs> tgif
57:00 <Doodle> fifa las vegasssss
57:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7-yAX9ijuM
57:00 <bee_girl> better
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flume - Sleepless feat. Jezzabell Doran (Jun 7, 2011) - Category: Music - 9,895,327 views - 49,752 likes (98.4%), 796 dislikes (1.6%)
57:00 <couleurs> good 1
58:00 <Bastardly_One> from memory it was 14 something take home
58:00 <xm> i know of web developers that are on less than $20 p/h
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky would know better than I would
58:00 <Doodle> one flume over the cuckoo's nest
58:00 <amelia> bwahaha
58:00 <Seacow> flume sux
58:00 <Seacow> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mje0ArudLfo
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tasty Treats - Got To Believe (Dec 23, 2013) - Category: Music - 4,245 views - 66 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the first job is like 8hrs a week
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for 20.55
59:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgONYouA-_M
59:00 <Doodle> ermergerd terster trerts
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yesterday's Children - Yesterday's Children 1969[Full Album ] (Sep 23, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 41,532 views - 286 likes (97.9%), 6 dislikes (2.1%)
59:00 <Doodle> why is everybody pasting links
59:00 <Digerati> that song is dedicated to eveyrone in here
59:00 <Seacow> uwotm8
59:00 <Seacow> u want cloud 9's dank bangers bruh?
59:00 <amelia> it's a link off
59:00 <Digerati> we are all yesterdays children :)
59:00 <Doodle> stop it at once
59:00 <amelia> OMGOSH maybe I'll play zelda again
00:00 <Bonny> and they look like decent jobs too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Preparing a submission to the acnc for a twelve step retreat
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 weeks that one 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this looks like the real deal 
00:00 <xm> right. for those hours that's not much
00:00 <Bastardly_One> about fucking time! I got the one I finished today through a friend in the US
00:00 <Digerati> amelia, wanna get high ?
00:00 <slinky_J> This city
00:00 <slinky_J> man
00:00 <Digerati> jump out of a plane :)
00:00 <slinky_J> this dame to kill for
00:00 <Dugnuts> sigh, if i didnt have so much to do i'd love to get high
00:00 <Digerati> slinky_J your on speed
00:00 <Seacow> its Friday cunts
01:00 <xm> but it's still better than idling. ive heard of a few D$P topping themselves off from the self-esteem thing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the general admin page
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.enabledemployment.com/jobs
01:00 <xm> D$P people
01:00 <Bastardly_One> check that out 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty legit stuff on there
01:00 <amelia> AHAH so many dad jokes
01:00 <Seacow> time to get fried
01:00 <slinky_J> She's some hooker slag slut nobody wants to eject into but for some reason she's a hard bitch and she has so many STIs it ain't funny
01:00 <Doodle> whoah
01:00 <Doodle> who is
01:00 <slinky_J> And make it worse, this movie is black and white and some colour and full colour and this just confuses me
01:00 <slinky_J> You know
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <Doodle> movie 
01:00 <Digerati> i took extra seroquel and no oxy
01:00 <amelia> wizard of oz
01:00 <slinky_J> So I'm the lead character
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
01:00 <slinky_J> and even I don't know what's going on!
01:00 <slinky_J> dewdlez!
01:00 <slinky_J> <3
01:00 <Digerati> i was off seroquel for like 2 weeks now
01:00 <Doodle> <3
02:00 <couleurs> i'm legit
02:00 <Digerati> decided to detox it
02:00 <Digerati> it worked the detox
02:00 <slinky_J> fk that movie man i see five mins turn off lolz
02:00 <Doodle> can we not have another seroquel conversation
02:00 <Digerati> now try to get off the oxy
02:00 <slinky_J> amelia i saw that new oz one
02:00 <slinky_J> cgi overload
02:00 <amelia> I have no idea wot cgi means
02:00 <Digerati> eventually i should go off both
02:00 <Doodle> do the whole box mate
02:00 <slinky_J> computer generated images
02:00 <Digerati> cos i fucking hallucinate at various times
02:00 <amelia> ah yeah
02:00 <Digerati> and that aint good
02:00 <slinky_J> ye
02:00 <Seacow> wut bout seroquel and beatz
03:00 <slinky_J> it was all like that
03:00 <slinky_J> Seacow are you Saemon's sister? Or brother.
03:00 <Digerati> fuck beats man, they are shit
03:00 <Digerati> i got AKG
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/J9z81vk.jpg
03:00 <slinky_J> yer fuck beats and fuck crayons
03:00 <Digerati> quincy jones
03:00 <Seacow> who's Saemon
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> ew
03:00 <slinky_J> lolz
03:00 <Seacow> ur shit Digerati
03:00 <Seacow> where is the melbourne Superlux hype train
03:00 <Seacow> cunts
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Seacow is clearly Saemon
03:00 <Digerati> fuck Dr Dre, he is stupid
03:00 <Seacow> im west side
03:00 <Seacow> doueven
04:00 <Digerati> Quincy Jones is the best
04:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/n04LQAk.gifv
04:00 <couleurs> lolol
04:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
04:00 <slinky_J> fk me
04:00 <slinky_J> Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> no
04:00 <slinky_J> i almost have a gf
04:00 <Doodle> i will not
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <slinky_J> this is fucked
04:00 <Doodle> rly
04:00 <couleurs> pics
04:00 <Doodle> does she like losers?
04:00 <slinky_J> i want to be friendzoned
04:00 <slinky_J> asap
04:00 <Doodle> can you introduce her to me
04:00 <slinky_J> ASAP
04:00 <Digerati> fucking beats, i'll give you beats :) i'll beat ya on the head
04:00 <slinky_J> yer big losers ;)
04:00 <amelia> do you like boys instead
04:00 <slinky_J> lolz
05:00 <Bastardly_One> few public servant jobs in the ACT on there too
05:00 <Digerati> beats are all plastic shit
05:00 <simba> have u guys met Digerati and slinky_J
05:00 <slinky_J> man
05:00 <slinky_J> oh
05:00 <slinky_J> HP
05:00 <Digerati> akg headphones use metal
05:00 <slinky_J> laptop
05:00 <slinky_J> beats
05:00 <slinky_J> dre dont own em
05:00 <slinky_J> he sold beats
05:00 <slinky_J> ey
05:00 <Digerati> they are dr dre design
05:00 <couleurs> 2 idiets 1 irc
05:00 <Digerati> fuck dr dre
05:00 <simba> beyerdynamics or SRH or idc
05:00 <amelia> shure ones sound good
05:00 <slinky_J> he's a long lost retarded relative shows up with a colostomy bag hanging out his negro arse
05:00 <slinky_J> asking for spare change
06:00 <Doodle> O_o
06:00 <Digerati> shures are cool
06:00 <simba> yea shure 
06:00 <slinky_J> that guy is so broke.
06:00 <Digerati> simba has shure
06:00 <Digerati> i like simbas shures
06:00 <simba> r u shure
06:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/SvCbApI.jpg
06:00 <simba> they broke tho
06:00 <couleurs> simba irl
06:00 <Seacow> shure is for rich boiz
06:00 <amelia> I had ultimate ears then went to shure
06:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
06:00 <simba> its almost time to drop moneys on new cans
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <amelia> shure much betterererererer
06:00 <Doodle> simba are you squirtle
06:00 <Digerati> thats because you bought the bottom line nigger simba
06:00 <simba> is that dr evils son whats his name
07:00 <Digerati> plastic shit
07:00 <Doodle> scott
07:00 <Digerati> shure make metal as well
07:00 <simba> no i didnt fuck up
07:00 <Doodle> SCOTTY DONT
07:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
07:00 <Seacow> https://i.imgur.com/fSTL1PA.png
07:00 <simba> actually probably
07:00 <couleurs> mama acepta que soy pokemon -- dr evil jnr
07:00 <Digerati> dude, my akg's were only 200$ man
07:00 <simba> the top of the shure SRH range was like 600 bux tho
07:00 <Digerati> nothing special
07:00 <simba> 300 is my max 
07:00 <Digerati> it aint like i am going to spend 2grand on a pair of quincys
07:00 <simba> ive only spend 250 max before
08:00 <couleurs> but i already got a jobs
08:00 <couleurs> no thank u
08:00 <amelia> I got decent ones for about that price
08:00 <Digerati> akg is studio shit
08:00 <simba> 2 grand is dumb
08:00 <Digerati> actually it aint dumb, if your into cubase and shit
08:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/15412_10205264182058102_6944454209658580402_n.jpg?oh=6b085ace2184cdd963f2465cf1d7c2ff&oe=55537EC8&__gda__=1432892149_a2186561a637e4bb808d3fee1d8a1570
09:00 <nate> a headjobs?
09:00 <nate> a stevejobs
09:00 <couleurs> don't be redonculouse
09:00 <couleurs> rip fat michael jordan
09:00 <Digerati> then again a soundcard cant produce that much ampage to drive the akg fully
09:00 <Digerati> some of the korg cards might
09:00 <Doodle> michaeljic jordanson
09:00 <Digerati> i dont think magic johnson has aids
09:00 <couleurs> get sennheisers or grados or audio technicas or akgs thank u
10:00 <nate> thats it i will get b1 to type to you
10:00 <nate> geeeeet him b1!
10:00 <couleurs> i'm a fifa consultant 
10:00 <Digerati> senns are hot
10:00 <Digerati> nice brand
10:00 <simba> http://headphones.com.au/psingle?productID=11 these look kool
10:00 <Digerati> grados are one of the best i seen
10:00 <Doodle> [22:09] <Digerati> i dont think magic johnson has aids <- wtf?
10:00 <couleurs> oh yeah beyers are good 2
10:00 <Digerati> Doodle you know what i should have said
11:00 <Digerati> i don't think magic johnson ever had aids
11:00 <Doodle> here Doodle have $5000?
11:00 <MrMark> saucy
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/3e9vBzf.jpg
12:00 <nate> zadey.chan! 
12:00 <simba> awesome
12:00 <Seacow> guuuuurl
12:00 <ChickWithaNick> well he was diagnosed with HIV
12:00 <ChickWithaNick> so pretty close
12:00 <simba> they both look like they have expressions
12:00 <simba> maybe im putting too much personality in the hippos
12:00 <Digerati> http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/350/e/9/alizee_gif_02_by_funkycop999-d6y6lbn.gif
13:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1528580_1057891207560857_3375103529667337399_n.jpg?oh=e796efdbc0e69b9e5c301af1ef86b118&oe=55232B07&__gda__=1432805823_938d3c4ff2b5f6518eb35c8a43736081
13:00 <simba> wow Digerati - a little risque dont you think?
13:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol Doodle
13:00 <Digerati> she was 18 there
13:00 <Digerati> Alizee Moi Lolita
13:00 <Seacow> toppest lels
13:00 <Digerati> Alizee Jacotry
13:00 <Digerati> Jacotey
14:00 <Bastardly_One> about time this cunt got done
14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31025860
14:00 <Zade> hello nate
14:00 <Digerati> she is corsican
14:00 <ChickWithaNick> i thought you would have moved on by now
14:00 <Digerati> i ordered her dvd collection
14:00 <ChickWithaNick> but it seems like you want a serious relationship
14:00 <ChickWithaNick> so good for you
14:00 <ChickWithaNick> hang in there man
14:00 <Digerati> no thnx ChickWithaNick
14:00 <Digerati> i live in peace with humanity
14:00 <Doodle> me irl: https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10919019_735274699901103_8899095771680989073_n.jpg?oh=4a939888577fbacd186e324d606e85b3&oe=5555A21E
15:00 <couleurs> u beautey
15:00 <Digerati> and live in peace with my drugs
15:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/Z4vZMpcPYTI
15:00 <couleurs> lmao
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How the transfer window works | Behind The Balls | Guardian Football (Jan 29, 2015) - Category: Sports - 301+ views views - 33 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Seacow> i got cunts PMing me
15:00 <Seacow> bout my lift
16:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/ClosedShyArthropods
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously about time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he is untouchable
16:00 <Seacow> what do i do
16:00 <Doodle> your stair lift?
16:00 <simba> im really feeling it
16:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAnnSAmOUPQ
16:00 <Seacow> yeah man
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ant Trip Ceremony - 24 Hours 1968[FUll Album ] (Sep 24, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 33,748 views - 299 likes (98%), 6 dislikes (2%)
16:00 <Digerati> feeling what ?
16:00 <Digerati> the weed ? :)
16:00 <Seacow> 82.5 kg @ 55 kg 5RM squats
16:00 <simba> it
16:00 <Seacow> i feel dat real hard man
16:00 <Digerati> it is what ?
17:00 <Digerati> what is it ?
17:00 <amelia> is it what ?
17:00 <simba> the monato
17:00 <Digerati> :)
17:00 <Seacow> gl00tes for the sl00ts
17:00 <Digerati> monaro 1972
17:00 <couleurs> did u c this simba 
17:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/ClosedShyArthropods
17:00 <Digerati> that's the wogs car
17:00 <Seacow> shrugs 4 dah drugs
17:00 <simba> YESsssssssss
18:00 <couleurs> he's good
18:00 <couleurs> but a cunt
18:00 <beagle> that superbowl ad site loads too many at once and lags n crashes
18:00 <beagle> doh !
18:00 <beagle> i saw first one with carlo jr burger
18:00 <beagle> the burgers size of her boobs
18:00 <beagle> both r fake lol
18:00 <couleurs> gole of da weak
18:00 <Digerati> V8 mate !
18:00 <simba> copa del cum action
18:00 <couleurs> new number 19 guy he's going playses
18:00 <Digerati> mama take this badge off of me
18:00 <Digerati> i can't use it anymore
19:00 <beagle> hungry jacks burgers would have to be better
19:00 <beagle> hrm the pattie didnt look too bad
19:00 <beagle> the burger bun is like darkish brown. weird.
19:00 <beagle> thats like home made burger they ... hrmmm i like the sesame seed buns
19:00 <beagle> rye it was i guess
19:00 <Digerati> it's getting dark, to dark to see
19:00 <Seacow> i wishi was feeling the choof man
19:00 <Seacow> beugs in ur butte
19:00 <ChickWithaNick> my lesbian freind on facebook just got pregnant
19:00 <ChickWithaNick> nobody saw that coming
19:00 <Digerati> weed and henny :) haha
19:00 <simba> bayern wolfsberg is at 6am wanna see that
19:00 <Digerati> getting totally fried :) rofl
20:00 <beagle> bah if u really wanna know whats in fast food youre really end up shopping elsewhere
20:00 <beagle> .
20:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, yep ... ask any opposition or non chelsea supporter
20:00 <Bastardly_One> glad he has finally been taken to task 
20:00 <simba> im doing water
20:00 <simba> im fucked
20:00 <Digerati> you need to drink coke when smoking dope man
20:00 <Digerati> farout...
20:00 <Digerati> coke and dope
20:00 <Digerati> don't you get it man ?
20:00 <Digerati> they both fit
21:00 <beagle> the pom room said chelsea was supported by 400 n the other one er started with s ... had tens thousands
21:00 <beagle> tho they were arguing about it all night 
21:00 <beagle> and playing it live on webcam view from sky
21:00 <beagle> even their connection sucks for streaming but it was probably sky sports that wont let it happen
21:00 <Digerati> :)
21:00 <Doodle> hello would les be in
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> hehe
22:00 <beagle> 'the land of bullshit' the only 100% UK room on paltalk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Southampton?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Swansea City?
22:00 <beagle> i dont recall i was sleepy
22:00 <beagle> it was just live soccer
22:00 <beagle> tho they call it football
22:00 <beagle> chelsea and SOMEONE
22:00 <beagle> red and blue
22:00 <beagle> lol goalies are purple
22:00 <beagle> etc
22:00 <Digerati> i knew a man named les
23:00 <beagle> shit man we put too many ads in our sports they hardly had any just galaxy note 4
23:00 <simba> coke and coke
23:00 <couleurs> i got corn chip
23:00 <ChickWithaNick> makes all the baking soda fizz up
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> i got a cigarette
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> i'm old fashioned
24:00 <simba> im chewing tobacco
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> all you young people these days with your fancy druges
24:00 <Seacow> pingas
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> shooting up marijuanas
24:00 <Digerati> i wish i was born in the 60's
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> fucking ruining your lives m8
24:00 <Seacow> 2CB or K?
24:00 <Digerati> oh wait
24:00 <Digerati> wtf
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah, i get my spoon and needle
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the chess element to soccer as well as the action when it occassionally happens
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not really a sports person except soccer and tennis
25:00 <Digerati> i was born in 1969
25:00 <Digerati> i forgot
25:00 <Dugnuts> tie off and shoot up that sweet sweet weed
25:00 <Digerati> damnit
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
25:00 <Seacow> shoot mary jane in ur butt
25:00 <simba> i get high enough watching me indiana pacers that is exzillerateng stuff
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> i prefer the new york knickerbockers
25:00 <Seacow> a good IPA makes me clench my butthole
25:00 <Seacow> wbu?
26:00 <simba> u ever shelved pingas?
26:00 <Digerati> i know you all like retro psychadelic shit :) so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l0LJH4Skmw
26:00 <Seacow> mfw
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brain Police - 1968 [Full album] HQ (Dec 17, 2013) - Category: Music - 9,084 views - 64 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
26:00 <Seacow> not even once
26:00 <simba> some guys i no tried it at some crappy festival u go to out in the sticks but they didnt do it right and shitted the crap out of themselves
26:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
27:00 <couleurs> me 2
27:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
27:00 <slower> morning
27:00 <Sunbeam> hi slower :)
27:00 <Dugnuts> so what is this nick you are talking about ChickWithaNick
27:00 <ChickWithaNick> how can you not stick something in your butt right
27:00 <ChickWithaNick> thats a pretty bad one
27:00 <simba> apparently u have to literally pop it up somewhere like thats why they call it shelving
27:00 <simba> cos theres like a shelf in there
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Seacow> or just take 3
27:00 <Seacow> dah dirty muppet
27:00 <ChickWithaNick> oh i see
28:00 <slower> hi there, this is a hell of a different room that what you are used to, i bet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hey sunny :)
28:00 <Sunbeam> hi Bastardly_One :)
28:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt everyone take their drugs up the butt?
28:00 <amelia> people are odd
28:00 <Seacow> yeah
28:00 <Seacow> but this is the capital of
28:00 <Seacow> latte sippin
28:00 <Seacow> uwotm8?
28:00 <amelia> ohokm8
28:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1XzaSTIB3I
28:00 <Seacow> brb quaffin this frothy milk
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cosmic Dealer ‎-- Crystallization 1972 [Full Album] (Oct 13, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 31,554 views - 206 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
28:00 <Seacow> yeah alright m8
28:00 <Seacow> fkin hipster
28:00 <ChickWithaNick> huffin some kittys
28:00 <Digerati> and wtf is wrong with a short black espresso ?
29:00 <Sunbeam> what makes you say that slower?
29:00 <slower> well because of the room i used to see you in
29:00 <Sunbeam> flirt room?
29:00 <slower> yes
29:00 <Seacow> cunts.
29:00 <Seacow> drink it black yer whimps
29:00 <slinky_J> Once more into the vagina
29:00 <Digerati> kunt
29:00 <slinky_J> into the last hairy bush I'll ever know
29:00 <ChickWithaNick> i want to find out more about these butt shelves now
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> S..t..i.. on this day.
29:00 <amelia> do you want to store drugs in your botbot
29:00 <Dugnuts> theres no fucking shelf
29:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
29:00 <slinky_J> i wuv this movie
29:00 <Dugnuts> you have a sphincter
29:00 <Seacow> yeah come to cloud m8
29:00 <ChickWithaNick> maybe a compass and some rope in case i ever get into an emergency situation
30:00 <Sunbeam> don't recognise your nick
30:00 <Sunbeam> a new nick?
30:00 <slower> yes, different nick
30:00 <Sunbeam> so do tell what was your other nick?
30:00 <Sunbeam> no doubt i'll remember you then
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> here is some music to go with that vagina... 
30:00 <Dugnuts> which holds things in
30:00 <slinky_J> Seacow so do you know saemon?
30:00 <ChickWithaNick> a litre of water
30:00 <slinky_J> i asked and left
30:00 <slinky_J> lel
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4lTMOmH8Dw
30:00 <Seacow> who dah fk is seamon
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nine Inch Nails - Into The Void (Dec 24, 2009) - Category: Music - views - 6,819 likes (98.2%), 123 dislikes (1.8%)
30:00 <Seacow> saemon*
30:00 <slinky_J> YOUR BROTHER!
30:00 <slinky_J> DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR BROTHER
30:00 <Seacow> 4,8no
30:00 <slinky_J> lolol
30:00 <Dugnuts> i love mine
30:00 <Dugnuts> but he is a cool guy
30:00 <slinky_J> cool
30:00 <Seacow> 4,8does he even squat
30:00 <slinky_J> yer mine is a cool guy
30:00 <Seacow> DOES HE EVEN SQUAT
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully on your face
30:00 <Seacow> oi
30:00 <Seacow> m8
31:00 <slower> lol you probaly still would not remember
31:00 <Sunbeam> try me
31:00 <Sunbeam> i was a regular in there for many many many years lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> slower is that old?
31:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if he ditched the hipster shit after every other cunt went hipster
31:00 <Seacow> siddown
31:00 <Dugnuts> i gotta look after the little guy
31:00 <slinky_J> havent talked to my brother in like 2 years man
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hipsters are cunts
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should get a shirt with that on it actually
31:00 <Dugnuts> then give him a call
31:00 <Dugnuts> dont be a dick
31:00 <slinky_J> I should email him and say I had swag bro but my beard got me the scrape.
31:00 <slinky_J> ;) lel
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you're a hipster - you're a cunt!
31:00 <ChickWithaNick> it's true
31:00 <ChickWithaNick> pompous bastards
31:00 <Seacow> they're not cunts
31:00 <Seacow> they're cooked cunts
31:00 <Seacow> the worst cunts
31:00 <Dugnuts> yes yes
31:00 <ChickWithaNick> fashists
32:00 <Sunbeam> hi BadWolf :)
32:00 <slower> yes i know, the polite friendly one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I always thought he was a newer random knob
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, what was your old nick?
32:00 <beagle> this is boring bread with butter and sauce, the can opener didnt open this cheap black n gold spaghetti it was useless
32:00 <Bastardly_One> remember people like brunette teaze and stuff?
32:00 <Sunbeam> i beagle :)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well...
32:00 <Dugnuts> we all know that hipsters are the biggest losers out there
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> some are
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> some are ok
32:00 <Seacow> wearing their bilbys
32:00 <Seacow> quaffin their lattes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <Seacow> smokin weed
32:00 <Dugnuts> nope
32:00 <amelia> quaffin
32:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2c0ZzTuxJE
32:00 <ChickWithaNick> have to hide their lack of a real personality with a beard and a fedora
32:00 <Dugnuts> they are all asshole
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #@THEGYM (Jan 29, 2015) - Category: Comedy - 124,770 views - 459 likes (93.7%), 31 dislikes (6.3%)
33:00 <Sunbeam> who Bastardly_One?
33:00 <beagle> hi sb
33:00 <Bastardly_One> who who?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the nick or who am I talking to?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the latter would be either of you
33:00 <Sunbeam> who yer talking to
33:00 <Dugnuts> hipster assholes
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Seacow, are you a derro gyn junkie?
33:00 <Dugnuts> you had it right the first time
33:00 <Dugnuts> dont get all wishy washy now katatonic_kate01
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is nothing wrong with drinking lattes!
33:00 <Seacow> yeah
33:00 <slinky_J> Seacow too many cunts
33:00 <TokenDaRing> do you walk like you're carrying two suitcases
33:00 <Dugnuts> sure there is, may as well have a pumpkin latte
33:00 <Seacow> but u ever go out with em
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Seacow> for like a moring coffee
33:00 <slinky_J> do that head between your cunt crash position
33:00 <slinky_J> want a long tongue
33:00 <Seacow> and they make that stupid smacking noise
33:00 <Dugnuts> put on some clothes from 30 years ago
33:00 <Seacow> on their lips
33:00 <slinky_J> uno
33:00 <slinky_J> butt lips?
33:00 <Dugnuts> be a completely cynical douchebag
33:00 <Seacow> like this local cafe had mint lattes
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i'm a bit pretentious with my coffee choice
33:00 <slinky_J> Ita BUTTROSE?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> mint lattes
33:00 <Seacow> instead of just drinking the fkin thing
33:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
34:00 <Sunbeam> i don't recall those nicks
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I never went in there but I knew a few who went into #sex
34:00 <Bastardly_One> celeste
34:00 <slower> Sunbeam i did tell you before
34:00 <Sunbeam> yes i popped in #sex a couple of times
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Julie 
34:00 <slinky_J> best surname ever
34:00 <slinky_J> buttrose
34:00 <amelia> AHAHAH BUTTROSE
34:00 <slinky_J> doin her doggy
34:00 <Digerati> 13C08U07M
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I drink caramel lattes!
34:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
34:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Seacow do you do steriods?
34:00 <Seacow> TokenDaRing i come from the Ivy League of cunts
34:00 <slinky_J> all u can do is look at her fkn asshole
34:00 <slinky_J> omg
34:00 <Seacow> you go unimelb
34:00 <Dugnuts> then guess what katatonic_kate01
34:00 <Seacow> you end up like me
34:00 <Dugnuts> you are a hipster
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <slinky_J> so amelia how are you
34:00 <slinky_J> LOL
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
34:00 <Digerati> 13C08U07M13C08U07M
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am NOT a hipster
34:00 <Dugnuts> you get all fancy with your coffee?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
34:00 <Dugnuts> you are a fucking hipster in disguise
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hardly
35:00 <Sunbeam> i remember celeste she was one of the regulars when i first started going in
35:00 <Sunbeam> julie i remember well
35:00 <Sunbeam> where slower ...i must have missed it?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> skim caramel WEAK latte 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know i'm pretentious 
35:00 <Seacow> pissy cunt
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Seacow is trying too hard
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LIKE IT so fuck you!
35:00 <Dugnuts> if your coffee order has more words in it than "Coffee please" then you are a hipster
35:00 <TokenDaRing> if he tries any harder, he'll shit his pants
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@dug
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
35:00 <Seacow> where is ur zyzz
35:00 <Seacow> believe son
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't like strong coffee i'll get…. all…. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> speedy 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> julie still comes in sometimes
36:00 <slower> you??? popped into #sex!!! and you sounded so proper and sweet in afr lol
36:00 <Sunbeam> i am
36:00 <Sunbeam> i have a shiny halo lol
36:00 <Sunbeam> [whois: Sunbeam]
36:00 <Sunbeam>      » address : [email protected]
36:00 <Sunbeam> look
36:00 <Sunbeam> :D
36:00 <slower> hahaha i think you said that quite a few times
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass aye
36:00 <Seacow> ayyyy
36:00 <Seacow> amphetamines
36:00 <Seacow> yeee
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh they don't give me that gittery feeling
36:00 <Dugnuts> im sorry, you are just too cool for me to understand you now
36:00 <amelia> buttrose
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> coffee does...
36:00 <Dugnuts> i heard "pretentious bs pretentious bs... coffee... more pretentious bs"
36:00 <simba> amy rose
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> whateves
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my cock
37:00 <nate> put some pants on!
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi nate :)
37:00 <Sunbeam> who's pantless?
37:00 <nate> u are showing your halo right?:)
37:00 <nate> golden ring
37:00 <nate> ?;p
37:00 <Sunbeam> lol
37:00 <nate> blah!
37:00 <Sunbeam> not that golden ring :P
37:00 <Dugnuts> too cool to care
37:00 <Dugnuts> you just keep proving my point :P
37:00 <slinky_J> man I have these german beers
37:00 <slinky_J> tiny things
37:00 <slinky_J> but the girth on em
37:00 <Seacow> frothin hard
37:00 <simba> i have german weed
37:00 <slinky_J> making my legs twitch
37:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
37:00 <slinky_J> i want.
37:00 <slinky_J> OH YEAH
37:00 <slinky_J> I CAN GO
37:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
37:00 <simba> is it schofferhofer
37:00 <slinky_J> nxt has a bag for me
37:00 <simba> or w/e it is
37:00 <slinky_J> n i got the cash
37:00 <slinky_J> bbs
37:00 <Seacow> plz
37:00 <simba> ok bye
37:00 <Seacow> r u near footscray
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> too cool to care…. sif
37:00 <Seacow> plz respond
38:00 <Sunbeam> so slower
38:00 <slinky_J> golden ring
38:00 <Sunbeam> what was your nick in afr?
38:00 <slinky_J> sounds sexual
38:00 <Sunbeam> hi slinky_J
38:00 <slower> Sunbeam i would rather not say in here
38:00 <Sunbeam> tell me in a notice then
38:00 <simba> adelaide
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get paid to care! BITCH!
38:00 <Digerati> let's get high, go to legoland and make a giant bong out of lego blocks
38:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
38:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
38:00 <Dugnuts> it was so easy to rile you up
38:00 <Seacow> space yeesus
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even riled up
38:00 <Dugnuts> are you new to the internet?
39:00 <slinky_J> hey Sunbeam what's up
39:00 <nate> slower no faster, no slower
39:00 <nate> ho ho hum
39:00 <Sunbeam> nowt's up here slinky_J ...how u doin?
39:00 <slinky_J> yeah good good just watching a movie
39:00 <slinky_J> I've seen like 7 times lol
39:00 <Sunbeam> which movie?
39:00 <amelia> katatonic_kate01 just queef in his face
39:00 <simba> dont rile kate up, she gets enough of that
39:00 <simba> at work
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but come on, i have to defend my internet ch cred - come on…. calling me a hipster
39:00 <Digerati> katatonic_kate01 sup man :)
39:00 <Dugnuts> to queef in my face she has to have her pussy literally in my face
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice idea amelia!
39:00 <Dugnuts> literally
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you for pointing out the obvious!
39:00 <amelia> fanks, I credit it to south park
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
39:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of internet nerd is brave enough to get that close?
39:00 <slinky_J> fkn he's asleep
40:00 <slinky_J> KIlling Them Softly
40:00 <slinky_J> from a novel I love
40:00 <Sunbeam> can't say i've seen that
40:00 <slinky_J> it's cool
40:00 <Sunbeam> slower
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's ok dug, my vagina is awesome
40:00 <slinky_J> I got this german beer
40:00 <Dugnuts> oh all vaginas are awesome
40:00 <amelia> vjj
40:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bG8P-tsFVw
40:00 <Dugnuts> im not arguing that point
40:00 <amelia> really, ALL?
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Suck - Time To Suck (1970)[Full Album HD] (May 28, 2014) - Category: People & Blogs - 15,674 views - 152 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <Digerati> SUCK
40:00 <slinky_J> :/
40:00 <Dugnuts> well
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> blue waffle awesome?
40:00 <Dugnuts> all the ones ive been near
40:00 <slinky_J> I got teh germanz ina beer
40:00 <slinky_J> nazi!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey child, google is your friend
40:00 <slinky_J> heil drugs!
40:00 <slinky_J> hiel?
40:00 <slinky_J> helichoppper
40:00 <Dugnuts> i know what blue waffle is
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
40:00 <slinky_J> sup Dugnuts wana go out?
40:00 <slinky_J> im easy
41:00 <slinky_J> Sunbeam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDyaNnrgdp4
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Killing Them Softly - Official Trailer (HD) (Aug 1, 2012) - Category: Entertainment - views - 4,264 likes (91.8%), 381 dislikes (8.2%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what is it with women
41:00 <slinky_J> women are  kewl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they know when you want to play video games right?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you've had ALL DAY to talk to me!
41:00 <nate> ohh yeah have a perv!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah hi!
41:00 <Dugnuts> i have been around this great big internet of ours a few times
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> *batts eye lashes* 
41:00 <slinky_J> buy me some nugget
41:00 <slinky_J> u got a car?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <Dugnuts> nugget?
41:00 <Dugnuts> what?
41:00 <slinky_J> a car
41:00 <Dugnuts> the only thing that comes to mind when you say nugget is shit nugget
41:00 <slinky_J> to buy a girl like me some mc nuggets
41:00 <Dugnuts> and i dunno wtf you'd
41:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
41:00 <slinky_J> comes
41:00 <Dugnuts> OHHHH
41:00 <slinky_J> I come.
41:00 <Dugnuts> no
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah slinky, totes a gentleman 
41:00 <slinky_J> no
41:00 <slinky_J> I don'r?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I swear this woman knows
42:00 <nate> whats your best body part b1?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> has all the time in the world to talk to me but nooooooooooo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> My mind 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
42:00 <slinky_J> fk i love having a widescreen laptop now
42:00 <nate> damn it!
42:00 <slinky_J> women aren't difficult to figure out
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ah of course
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this makes sense ... its the band I am playing
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> want nuggets, suck my cock
42:00 <Dugnuts> no i wont
42:00 <slinky_J> how about miniture pies?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
42:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHO eats pies?
42:00 <slinky_J> I love those
42:00 <Dugnuts> who doesnt?
42:00 <amelia> apple pies
42:00 <amelia> mmm
42:00 <Dugnuts> pie is the best
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly, it's a show bag
42:00 <slinky_J> oh amelia
42:00 <Seacow> heil pinggers
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fullof shit
42:00 <Dugnuts> i make an apple crumble pie that is mmmmm
42:00 <Dugnuts> MMMMMM
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, apple pie is ok
42:00 <slinky_J> like nanna would make
42:00 <slinky_J> or like those drive thru maccas ones
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, frozen
42:00 <slinky_J> that're always burning hot
42:00 <Dugnuts> oh fuck fast food pies
42:00 <Dugnuts> those suck
43:00 <slinky_J> I'm livin' in the moment
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a magnet to her ... she senses it on her women know everything radar
43:00 <slinky_J> don't start taking us back to the future b1!
43:00 <Dugnuts> real pies are where its at
43:00 <slinky_J> wonder some fat fuck didnt sue them over burning hot apple pies he stuck on his nuts
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not even
43:00 <amelia> cream pies
43:00 <Dugnuts> with champagne pastry
43:00 <Dugnuts> and crumble
43:00 <slinky_J> naw
43:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
43:00 <slinky_J> in adels
43:00 <slinky_J> we got this place
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> champagne pastry LOLZ
43:00 <slinky_J> they do these tiny pies
43:00 <slinky_J> fresh
43:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQvtOcJKj4
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ok, who is the hipster now
43:00 <slinky_J> fucking fantastic man
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moondog - Cosmic Meditation (Aug 26, 2013) - Category: Film & Animation - 48,336 views - 401 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching too much masterchef
43:00 <Dugnuts> ... no
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
43:00 <Dugnuts> its an old family recipe kate
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Dugnuts> i got it from my mum
43:00 <slinky_J> in Barossa there's this joint does a mad selection of pies
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ok…. you're french too i bet
44:00 <nate> this is all over my head, just go kaapoow penis go up and done?:)
44:00 <nate> am i skipping bits?
44:00 <Dugnuts> best cook i know
44:00 <slinky_J> I want a slow cooked beef hotpot pie
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour mofo
44:00 <slinky_J> with the fat onnit
44:00 <Dugnuts> ... no
44:00 <slinky_J> would be dope
44:00 <slinky_J> jeez ive had 3 nuggets in 2 days lolz
44:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt say ancient
44:00 <Dugnuts> i said old
44:00 <slinky_J> i hardly eat.
44:00 <Digerati> le four en twenty
44:00 <Dugnuts> as in my nana started it, my mum improved it
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> get off the drugs then
44:00 <Dugnuts> and i just enjoy their hard work then
44:00 <amelia> too much crack
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
44:00 <Dugnuts> -then
45:00 <slinky_J> nate
45:00 <Bastardly_One> go other guy! I wanna see Andy lose
45:00 <slinky_J> that girl is msgin hardcore now
45:00 <beagle> 18.1 2000 dollar one ?
45:00 <beagle> did u talk that down
45:00 <slinky_J> she already jumped to how we're gonna go up, wont say place, country do some surfin n fishin
45:00 <slinky_J> waaat
45:00 <beagle> :/
45:00 <Digerati> to me it's just a fucking four and twenty :)
45:00 <Digerati> i worked at four and twenty
45:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmm pies
45:00 <slinky_J> i ate my nana
45:00 <Seacow> only 35 mins
45:00 <slinky_J> died
45:00 <Seacow> sheeit
45:00 <slinky_J> was hungry
45:00 <slinky_J> sorry..
45:00 <amelia> YOU ATE YOUR NANA
45:00 <slinky_J> I'm fat as a cow
45:00 <slinky_J> cant heifier it
45:00 <slinky_J> lolz
46:00 <nate> slinky she wants to play with ye ol ginger bread finger :)
46:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
46:00 <slinky_J> hope so
46:00 <slinky_J> known her for a bit but
46:00 <slinky_J> im goin with the flow
46:00 <slinky_J> she saidshe wants to come chill
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
46:00 <Dugnuts> poor nanna
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> my nana made good cakes
46:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1115445975145127
46:00 <ChickWithaNick> You know whats at work here? Its shit tectonics. When two shit plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs?
46:00 <Seacow> linkin local sluzzzzes
47:00 <nate> yay
47:00 <nate> all i see is come
47:00 <nate> rest just delete
47:00 <nate> :P
47:00 <simba> tectonic plates
47:00 <simba> earthquakes
48:00 <Digerati> cum
48:00 <Dugnuts> what about it?
48:00 <simba> decent snack
48:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmUBtRGTEe0
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Association - Birthday (Full Stereo Album) (1968) (Jan 14, 2013) - Category: Music - 45,982 views - 212 likes (97.7%), 5 dislikes (2.3%)
49:00 <slinky_J> HAAHAHAHAHA
49:00 <slinky_J> naw
49:00 <slinky_J> I like being single man
49:00 <slinky_J> no emotions
49:00 <slinky_J> no crying for your mother when you break up
49:00 <slinky_J> shit that pains your heart you know?
49:00 <slinky_J> random fucks and fuck buddies, easiest way to go.
49:00 <slinky_J> so i asked this girl out for tomoz
50:00 <scout> Hi
50:00 <slinky_J> kinda
50:00 <Dugnuts> and?
50:00 <slinky_J> simba what u think do i needa keep some carrots out?
50:00 <slinky_J> do girls like carrots
50:00 <Dugnuts> totally
50:00 <slinky_J> been so long
50:00 <Digerati> i dont know if i really want to go to the USA just to buy Lp's
50:00 <Dugnuts> bitches be all up on carrots
50:00 <slinky_J> what about weet bix
50:00 <Digerati> i want lp's
50:00 <Dugnuts> how are you n ot already swarming with women?
50:00 <slinky_J> just put a bowl out for her with water and a weet bix in it
50:00 <slinky_J> and a carrot
51:00 <scout> I'm shattered tonight.
51:00 <scout> Someone put graffiti on mums grave. I spent all day trying to get it off
51:00 <slinky_J> ?
51:00 <ChickWithaNick> girls and carrots go together like milk and beans
51:00 <Dugnuts> fuck man
51:00 <Dugnuts> with game like that
51:00 <Dugnuts> you must be the macdaddiest of all macdaddies
51:00 <slinky_J> I never had a girlfriend in my life
51:00 <slinky_J> Dugnuts
51:00 <slinky_J> Iunno
51:00 <slinky_J> maybe i turn into a wolfman
51:00 <slinky_J> and eat her omg
51:00 <Dugnuts> oh ok
51:00 <slinky_J> im scared as fuck!
51:00 <Dugnuts> good
51:00 <Dugnuts> i thought you were serious for a second
51:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeHBmkDiJmA
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Magical Power Mako - Super Record [1975][Full Album] (Oct 12, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - views - 138 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <slinky_J> yer
51:00 <Seacow> ur beats
51:00 <Seacow> aint dank enuf
52:00 <scout> Why would someone do this
52:00 <slinky_J> fk ur beats
52:00 <Seacow> where is ur synthaesia son
52:00 <Seacow> smell what ur hear
52:00 <slinky_J> Seacow is a guy
52:00 <slinky_J> i smelt ur ass
52:00 <slinky_J> smelt like a chicks ass to me
52:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
52:00 <ChickWithaNick> like a dog
52:00 <Seacow> https://soundcloud.com/lucillecroft/lucille-croft-live-at-revolver-191214
52:00 <Seacow> id sniff her ass
52:00 <slinky_J> LEL
52:00 <ChickWithaNick> its just how he says hello
52:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
53:00 <Sunbeam> sadly that happens everywhere scout :(
53:00 <Sunbeam> even over here in england
53:00 <nate> poor little donkeys
53:00 <slinky_J> king shit butt sniffer
53:00 <slinky_J> "What you do for work?" "Babe, I sniff butt holes."
53:00 <slinky_J> "Pays?"
53:00 <slinky_J> "Right in the frace it does."
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get accused of having to tell a story about everything anyone says ... but
54:00 <Sunbeam> hard to believe someone could stoop so low hey
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, even here in one of the oldest cemetaries ever
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the chinese miners was trashed at one stage 
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> thtarmaaaaan
54:00 <slinky_J> nate!
54:00 <slinky_J> ur Mody rite?
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> mody was jerome
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> nate is nate
54:00 <slinky_J> o
54:00 <slinky_J> owell
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> SO MANY TROLLS!
54:00 <Christ0pher> hi
54:00 <slinky_J> i liek nate
54:00 <slinky_J> kate who is trollins u
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> nate is pretty cool
54:00 <slinky_J> i aint
54:00 <ChickWithaNick> nice chap
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *part was trashed
55:00 <Christ0pher> hi ChickWithaNick 
55:00 <slinky_J> ye i like nate
55:00 <Christ0pher> :)
55:00 <amelia> why is my dog doin sprint laps back and forth like a cokehead
55:00 <slinky_J> stand up guy
55:00 <ChickWithaNick> wouldn't say an unkind word about anyone
55:00 <slinky_J> doesnt judge
55:00 <ChickWithaNick> yep
55:00 <slinky_J> hard to find
55:00 <slinky_J> on irc
55:00 <Seacow> cuz ur doge sniffed ur carpet
55:00 <Seacow> durr
55:00 <slinky_J> tbh
55:00 <ChickWithaNick> he's a chatters kinda chatter
55:00 <amelia> ohh
55:00 <slinky_J> not like that cunt slinky_J
55:00 <slinky_J> that ass
55:00 <slinky_J> nice and firm
55:00 <slinky_J> lolz
55:00 <ChickWithaNick> slinky_J is better than beehhh
55:00 <Christ0pher> went outside before
55:00 <ChickWithaNick> so thats not so bad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet that scotts git wins in the last set in a tie break
56:00 <Seacow> casually leaving sprinkles of $250+ per g drugs
56:00 <Seacow> on yer carpet
56:00 <Seacow> wut r u Toorak?
56:00 <amelia> so cas
56:00 <slinky_J> dude
56:00 <Seacow> $$$$$$$$
56:00 <amsy> amelia, did you just bathe your dog? im looking after one that does that after hes had a bath
56:00 <ChickWithaNick> what happens outside Christ0pher?
56:00 <slinky_J> I aint some fucking indian
56:00 <slinky_J> or some drunk
56:00 <nate> do u like curry?
56:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeah he's not a drunk indian
56:00 <slinky_J> dont compare me to bee hornet
56:00 <Christ0pher> i went to check mail
56:00 <slinky_J> k
56:00 <Christ0pher> people upstairs looked at me
56:00 <amelia> nope she did it out of nowhere
56:00 <ChickWithaNick> cool, did you get any letters?
56:00 <Dugnuts> HEY EVERYBODY
56:00 <Christ0pher> dirty arabs
56:00 <nate> chris u are an attractive man right?
57:00 <slinky_J> amsy
57:00 <slinky_J> amz!
57:00 <slinky_J> oi is it hot there?
57:00 <Christ0pher> i am god
57:00 <slinky_J> :/
57:00 <slinky_J> hot here..
57:00 <Seacow> Christ0pher do u even lift
57:00 <amsy> dude no
57:00 <amsy> its cold and snowing
57:00 <slinky_J> oh mang
57:00 <slinky_J> dont say that
57:00 <Christ0pher> what
57:00 <slinky_J> DONT SAY
57:00 <slinky_J> THAT
57:00 <amsy> :')
57:00 <Seacow> if so 5RM on OHP, squat, deadlift and bench?
57:00 <Christ0pher> what lifting?
57:00 <slinky_J> lel
57:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Srmk7JYlI
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cromagnon - Orgasm 1969 [Full Album] (Sep 25, 2013) - Category: People & Blogs - 31,471 views - 274 likes (96.1%), 11 dislikes (3.9%)
57:00 <Seacow> cunt doesnt even lift
57:00 <slinky_J> everybody in aus is jealous of u
57:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <slinky_J> hows the MAN
57:00 <slinky_J> ?
58:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> atari2600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Christ0pher> i am the man
58:00 <slinky_J> no ur a faggot
58:00 <Seacow> ^
58:00 <Christ0pher> u fried
58:00 <slinky_J> ?
58:00 <Seacow> not even baked
58:00 <slinky_J> I have a tiny german beer
58:00 <slinky_J> wit great girth onnit
59:00 <Pieter> soon
59:00 <Pieter> just managed to hang with someone i been having a secret crush on for the last 8 months so now i gotta relax .... no doubt will need to update the playstation , havent turned it on since we last played
59:00 <Pieter> bbs
59:00 <nate> seacows do enjoy grass
59:00 <slinky_J> puts me the shame
59:00 <Christ0pher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUiMz-1TqQ
59:00 <slinky_J> and a cigarette
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: techno 2015 TWEET (Jan 17, 2015) - Category: Music - 22 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
59:00 <slinky_J> wtf you talking about Christ0pher
59:00 <Christ0pher> i love that
59:00 <slinky_J> you're brains are stir fried bitch
59:00 <ChickWithaNick> Christ0pher is ok when he isn't angry or being annoying
59:00 <slinky_J> ^
59:00 <amsy> man is good pandis
59:00 <Seacow> wow wtf
59:00 <ChickWithaNick> which isn't a lot
59:00 <Seacow> r u from dandy
59:00 <slinky_J> aw swoit
59:00 <Christ0pher> i just make music ok
59:00 <couleurs> wb Bastardly_One u lier slut
59:00 <slinky_J> so when is a baby coming amz?
59:00 <slinky_J> it has been a long time!
59:00 <Christ0pher> why you guys hate me
59:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeh its cool when he is making music
59:00 <slinky_J> TIME TO MAEK BEBEZ!
59:00 <amsy> haha no yet
00:00 <Pieter> hopefully chick downstairs has some pot for me
00:00 <Pieter> =)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> So what comes next in the Barlays Premier League? League leaders Liverpool host 12th place Aston Villa
00:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <Christ0pher> i just want a hug
00:00 <slinky_J> kk
00:00 <Christ0pher> from nice woman
00:00 <nate> chris i like u from behind ok ;D
00:00 <amsy> im enjoying not having the responsibility
00:00 <slinky_J> no shit
00:00 <slinky_J> I wouldnt want some alien growing inside of me
00:00 <slinky_J> disgusting
00:00 <slinky_J> *shivers*
00:00 <amsy> lol 
00:00 <slinky_J> loll
00:00 <slinky_J> think of that if he ever asks LOL
00:00 <Seacow> https://soundcloud.com/cloudnine_recordings/slice-n-dice-vs-jungle-jim-4
00:00 <Seacow> is dis u Christ0pher
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's next week you idiot!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> love how it messes up 
01:00 <Christ0pher> no
01:00 <Seacow> cuz ur beat
01:00 <Seacow> aint dope
01:00 <slinky_J> I went up river here with a mate, amsy, 3 days
01:00 <Christ0pher> you should listen to this
01:00 <slinky_J> choice right, to be outta the city but the outback
01:00 <Christ0pher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIywR5vlfFg
01:00 <slinky_J> so baron
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Calypso (Jan 5, 2015) - Category: Music - 15 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
01:00 <slinky_J> and.. dry
01:00 <Christ0pher> relaxing song
02:00 <couleurs> who cares epl sux
02:00 <Bastardly_One> u suck 
02:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
02:00 <ChickWithaNick> 50-50 split
02:00 <slinky_J> and I don't understand how people find that outback dry nothing beautiful :/
02:00 <ChickWithaNick> it has a dark beauty
02:00 <slinky_J> empty houses and old cars onna side the road
02:00 <slinky_J> dude
02:00 <slinky_J> we drove past this emu on the road
02:00 <slinky_J> nice slow in mates car, soon we passed it
03:00 <nate> b1 run at him in the nude!
03:00 <slinky_J> another emu runs out like WHAT U DONT LIKE MY BITCH
03:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeah they are pretty dumb animals
03:00 <slinky_J> like a pimp emu
03:00 <slinky_J> highlight of the drive.
03:00 <ChickWithaNick> haha
03:00 <slinky_J> lolz
03:00 <slinky_J> Morgan is a nice town tho
03:00 <ChickWithaNick> i have had one run for around a k just to smash into my car
03:00 <ChickWithaNick> suicidal bastards
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Morgan is pretty slow
03:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
03:00 <TokenDaRing> blink and you miss it
03:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZW4D8Z0Lvc
03:00 <ChickWithaNick> i saw him coming from ages away, ended up speding up and he ran into the tray
04:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QGBouu6VI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The BunDucksLiga - The Final (Jan 27, 2015) - Category: Sports - 24,519 views - 1,816 likes (99.2%), 15 dislikes (0.8%)
04:00 <couleurs> amasing scenes
04:00 <slinky_J> yeah
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bluetech - Phoenix Rising [Full Album] (Sep 24, 2013) - Category: Music - 44,755 views - 373 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
04:00 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing we almost did
04:00 <slinky_J> we were at some b town place went out
04:00 <slinky_J> so got his fone out n found we were just 22ks from Morgan
04:00 <TokenDaRing> they're always doing roadworks on the way to the riverland too
04:00 <slinky_J> ace
04:00 <Seacow> oh
04:00 <Seacow> dats an artist i recognise
04:00 <slinky_J> mmm
04:00 <Seacow> gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
04:00 <slinky_J> I havent been up river, besides that, in years
05:00 <slinky_J> fkn my mate from that he's cruising around Aus right now
05:00 <ChickWithaNick> SA does seem like a pretty desolate place
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I used to go up a lot when i lived down in Adelaide
05:00 <TokenDaRing> my grandparents retired to a house on the river
05:00 <slinky_J> his car and his self uno
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm looking after his fish lol
05:00 <slinky_J> house on the river
05:00 <slinky_J> that'd be sweet
05:00 <Christ0pher> look at me
06:00 <Christ0pher> i tokendaring
06:00 <slinky_J> I was taking a piss
06:00 <amsy> pandis, i adorr getting out and camping etc
06:00 <Christ0pher> i make fun of chris
06:00 <Christ0pher> i got big dick
06:00 <slinky_J> and a lil houseboat rocked up
06:00 <slinky_J> at night
06:00 <ChickWithaNick> calm down Christ0pher
06:00 <slinky_J> lol 
06:00 <slinky_J> at Morgan
06:00 <amsy> i never used to but norway doesnt have as many bugs
06:00 <Seacow> mad and bitter
06:00 <Seacow> cuz u dun lift
06:00 <slinky_J> I felt like a deer in headlights
06:00 <ChickWithaNick> needs more or less steroids
06:00 <ChickWithaNick> i can't decide
06:00 <couleurs> i'm a bug
06:00 <Seacow> more so he stops being a whiny cunt
06:00 <slinky_J> Hopefully go up yorke soon
06:00 <Christ0pher> tokendaring u always on about me
06:00 <ChickWithaNick> buge
06:00 <slinky_J> with this girl
06:00 <slinky_J> be sick
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, shut up
06:00 <Christ0pher> what ur deal
06:00 <slinky_J> fish, swim surf n shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Andy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> amazing scenes!
07:00 <simba> im gay!!!! im gay as shit!!!!!
07:00 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing can u surf or anything?
07:00 <slinky_J> body stylez?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I can water ski
07:00 <TokenDaRing> but I don't surg
07:00 <ChickWithaNick> surd da punani
07:00 <TokenDaRing> surf*
07:00 <TokenDaRing> as in beach surfing
07:00 <slinky_J> yeah
07:00 <slinky_J> body surfing is sick
08:00 <Sarah`> Bastardly_One is a pedophile
08:00 <Vagisil> lmao
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the one in International games who is obsesse with the back of the net
08:00 <Vagisil> is that a p word autoban?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> might be
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that 
08:00 <slinky_J> U've never skiid
08:00 <slinky_J> skiid? lol
08:00 <simba> have you heard the beach boys?
08:00 <slinky_J> one of those fkn words
08:00 <slinky_J> the guys that charlie manson loved
08:00 <slinky_J> and knew one of
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I've water skii'd
08:00 <TokenDaRing> ski'd*
08:00 <ChickWithaNick> i wish they all could be #california girls
08:00 <slinky_J> and when that one beach boy told him he had no talent
08:00 <nate> i love water sports also ;D
08:00 <slinky_J> charlie manson went skitz
09:00 <Bastardly_One> might not be so I won't say who I think it might be
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shads I think 
09:00 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> nah I havent
09:00 <TokenDaRing> used to do it a fair bit, before I moved up north
09:00 <slinky_J> I am Liam Neeson, simba.
09:00 <slinky_J> skii'd
09:00 <slinky_J> I saw a kid doing it on the river at Morgan man
09:00 <nate> how grose:)
09:00 <Christ0pher> u ski on shit tokendarong
09:00 <slinky_J> funniest thing was this one dude on his jetski tryina pick up these two chicks in their kyaks lol
09:00 <nate> i saw Christ0pher doing it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> retrieve modes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking retarded twit
10:00 <Vagisil> man i so shouldntve gone to bed this afternoon
10:00 <Vagisil> went to bed at 4pm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My eyes are fried
10:00 <Vagisil> just got back up.. 8pm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of me is like fine 
10:00 <Vagisil> not gonna sleep now
10:00 <Vagisil> yer fuck i hate that
10:00 <ChickWithaNick> why are you being mean to people Christ0pher
10:00 <slinky_J> Red Rocket we nicknamed him
10:00 <ChickWithaNick> we are all mates here
10:00 <Christ0pher> cos tokendaring always on and on about me
10:00 <slinky_J> amelia do you swim?
10:00 <Christ0pher> blah blah chris blah blah
10:00 <ChickWithaNick> nah he isn't
10:00 <slinky_J> that sounods bad "DO YOU SWIM? ... with fishes?"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I was afraid of 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna do it before for a little bit 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm up until daylight as it is
11:00 <nate> vagisil i would like some soothing tonite
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My eyes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fried though
11:00 <nate> u sound like chris b1 ;D
11:00 <ChickWithaNick> think of all the great things we could do if we all worked together instead of fighting
11:00 <Seacow> 16/f/cali
11:00 <Seacow> so sweet
11:00 <Seacow> so innocent
11:00 <Seacow> (>'(>O_O)>
11:00 <ChickWithaNick> we could cure cancer maybe
11:00 <ChickWithaNick> stop poverty
11:00 <ChickWithaNick> make africa a nice place to live
11:00 <ChickWithaNick> but you ruin it all by being mean Christ0pher
12:00 <nate> is he over at your place typing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they wanted to go to bed like half an hour after I got up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which was about 10ish
12:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even will him 
12:00 <slower> lol @nate
12:00 <ChickWithaNick> please just stop it, think of the children
12:00 <Christ0pher> i not mean
12:00 <Seacow> https://i.imgur.com/xAWBfHW.png
12:00 <Seacow> lel
12:00 <Christ0pher> im nice person
12:00 <nate> chris u get emmmmm!
12:00 <nate> rooooawwwhh
13:00 <ChickWithaNick> ok
13:00 <Christ0pher> people just attack me lots
13:00 <Christ0pher> always going on about me
13:00 <amelia> aw bullies
13:00 <Seacow> yer lil bitch
13:00 <Christ0pher> yeah
13:00 <Christ0pher> they r bullies
13:00 <nate> yeah simba is always saying how attractive u are chris, so jealous
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <simba> i inhaled rice
14:00 <ChickWithaNick> the best revenge is not to be like those who do you the injury
14:00 <nate> nice rice baby
14:00 <amelia> AHAHHAHA INHALED RICE
14:00 <simba> Christ0pher youre going on about you
14:00 <simba> can you shut up
14:00 <Christ0pher> why
14:00 <Christ0pher> no one else does
14:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell him to shut up
14:00 <Seacow> gibe
14:00 <Seacow> attention
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you will get a zline
14:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, shut the fuck up
15:00 <Christ0pher> no
15:00 <Christ0pher> i just want be left alone
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <nate> chris bite their ears
15:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
15:00 <nate> damn it!
15:00 <British^Meat> :) i heart simba
15:00 <British^Meat> with all my heart
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I've got Chris ignored, so I'm missing half the conversation here
15:00 <Seacow> straya cunt join the hype train to Abbotsfield
15:00 <TokenDaRing> but it's still entertaining
16:00 <Bastardly_One> net split?
16:00 <Vagisil> fart
16:00 <Vagisil> duno
16:00 <Vagisil> [20:15] * Bastardly_One ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
16:00 <amelia> hi friend
16:00 <simba> chris won the spot back
16:00 <TokenDaRing> I figure it's better to ignore him 
16:00 <Seacow> wut r ur dankest beats Christ0pher 
16:00 <nate> daring u dont ignore buddies comeon!
16:00 <Seacow> earn ur spot as a true melbeugian
17:00 <scout> I hate living
17:00 <Vagisil> oh well
17:00 <scout> I wanna die and be with mum
17:00 <nate> scout no live forever highlander
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy seems a bit like Saemon pretending 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's the 1.136 address
17:00 <Seacow> like the kiwis
17:00 <Seacow> and their spots
17:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
17:00 <Christ0pher> i dont no you seacow
17:00 <ChickWithaNick> i never did get around to doing spots
17:00 <Seacow> fkin derro cunts
17:00 <ChickWithaNick> i hear it is fun though
17:00 <Seacow> nigger shit u think its fun
17:00 <ChickWithaNick> just seems a bit dumb going to all that trouble
17:00 <Seacow> but on ur 3rd hit
17:00 <Seacow> drop the hot knife on ur big toe
17:00 <Seacow> cunt
17:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeah see
17:00 <Seacow> more yippy than a maltipom
17:00 <ChickWithaNick> that would be the drawback
17:00 <nate> seacow no naughty words
18:00 <nate> i hate it when mum visits no loud masterbating when im typing on irc
18:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lucky
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is deaf and hates her hearing aids
18:00 <Vagisil> u know u can get women to do it for you right
18:00 <scout> It's not fair
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nate is gay ... would have to be a guy
18:00 <Seacow> get fked
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up simba
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that better?
18:00 <Seacow> but yes hot knife good times
18:00 <nate> vb1 welcome back!
18:00 <Seacow> but now i am true gentleman and use a vape
18:00 <amelia> cape
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ftr
19:00 <nate> yeah i'll get out my daisy chain
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> fucking cheesecake
19:00 <nate> guy girl guy guy guy guy guy ooops :)
19:00 <slinky_J> Saemon
19:00 <slinky_J> btw
19:00 <Bastardly_One> good timing
19:00 <slinky_J> b1
19:00 <slinky_J> no offense
19:00 <Vagisil> more like caterpillar
19:00 <slinky_J> vegan
19:00 <slinky_J> what do vegans eat
19:00 <slinky_J> like
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Seacow do you wear a fedora too?
19:00 <amelia> salad
19:00 <slinky_J> I have this mandarine tree
19:00 <TokenDaRing> and cargo shorts?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, find a life ... seriously ... inspid little cunt
19:00 <Seacow> bilby and cargo shorts
19:00 <slinky_J> picking a mandarine is that against vegn law?
19:00 <Seacow> and big thick neck beard
19:00 <amelia> I think you're safe slink
19:00 <British^Meat> oh, find a life hey?
19:00 <Seacow> imagine getting ripped off this thing: http://www.storz-bickel.com/shop_us/en/shop/plenty-vaporizer/plenty-vaporizer-complete-set.html
19:00 <British^Meat> tell me what an exciting life i should get Bastardly_One
19:00 <Seacow> looks like a fkin black and decker product
20:00 <slinky_J> but did you consider
20:00 <slinky_J> he just needed somebody to talk to
20:00 <slinky_J> like you
20:00 <slinky_J> and me
20:00 <slinky_J> ..
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what? that guy is as for real as ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish is as good as he thinks he is 
20:00 <slinky_J> nah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I wondered the first couple of time
20:00 <slinky_J> Saemon in pm with me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> s
20:00 <slinky_J> was down to earth
20:00 <slinky_J> he was desperate dude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was him right?
20:00 <slinky_J> for a FRIEND
20:00 <slinky_J> yer it was him
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he is full of it and trolling you 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> knew it
20:00 <DemonsRun> Crampsssssss :(
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that IP anywhere
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> everyone seems to have thier jimmies rustled tonight
20:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, any that doesn't involve mine 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> ChickWithaNick I'm trying to stay chill tonight
20:00 <simba> find a wife
20:00 <TokenDaRing> I had a good day
20:00 <Seacow> its friday
20:00 <Seacow> and we're inside on IRC
20:00 <British^Meat> excelletn
20:00 <Seacow> plz
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeah me too
20:00 <[Maverick]> thy jimmies are well rustled. 
20:00 <slinky_J> vegans eat thick beards?
20:00 <ChickWithaNick> http://rustledjimmies.com/ 
21:00 <slinky_J> and fk skirm he isnt here now let's not bring him up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a complete bullshit artist
21:00 <slinky_J> nah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a total liar
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
21:00 <slinky_J> Saemon wanted a friend
21:00 <slinky_J> he is a fucking loser
21:00 <slinky_J> he knows it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone in this channel will tell you that 
21:00 <slinky_J> at life
21:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
21:00 <slinky_J> half a step from climbing a ladder and noosing his self
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a perpetual liar
21:00 <slinky_J> I don't like Saemon man
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know why he thinks stories that suck will win people over
21:00 <slinky_J> roped himself I'd be like cool
21:00 <slinky_J> good onya
21:00 <Vagisil> hahahah
21:00 <Christ0pher> i quit drugs
21:00 <Seacow> PURE LIQUID EUPHORIA
21:00 <Christ0pher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATByV-b0eb8
21:00 <nate> chris just be awesome, tell me a hobby
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swipebass live minimal techno version (Dec 1, 2014) - Category: Music - 113 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHH THE FUCK NUNJA 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> vegans don't eat meat
21:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
22:00 <nate> who was this loser, does he need me as a friend ;l
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but he does ... his mother is not dead
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Vagisil> my stories dont suck.... my sister writes them lol
22:00 <nate> buddies 4 eva!
22:00 <slinky_J> oh b1 btw
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I suspect he actually lives at home for some reason
22:00 <slinky_J> playin alien on nightmare
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> lols i never thought id blow this alien into space
22:00 <slinky_J> fkn
22:00 <nate> im playin mouse and keyboard
22:00 <slinky_J> after around 7 deaths
22:00 <slinky_J> i did
22:00 <slinky_J> hahah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe you've been sucked in by a Saemon story
22:00 <slinky_J> I am vegan then
22:00 <slinky_J> i eat vegetables
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> or anything with taste
22:00 <slinky_J> from coles
22:00 <amelia> HOW CAN YOU NOT EAT MEAT
22:00 <slinky_J> i eat meat
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> or animal products like cheese!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> MILK
22:00 <slinky_J> just not Adonis's meat ;)
22:00 <slinky_J> reow
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
22:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
22:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: vegans live on dust and sadness
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I tried for a while, and failed
22:00 <slinky_J> im on a low energy diet
22:00 <nate> if u dont eat your meat, u cant have any pudding
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ tokem
22:00 <slinky_J> veg and fish
23:00 <slinky_J> well
23:00 <slinky_J> I give a chance
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you really can't handle your drugs or drink can ya?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
23:00 <Vagisil> im confused
23:00 <Vagisil> this conversation isnt about me.. its confusing me
23:00 <Vagisil> :P
23:00 <slinky_J> and waste of time I say waste of time I said but
23:00 <slinky_J> I gave in
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy is busted all the time in here 
23:00 <slinky_J> had a story
23:00 <slinky_J> I was interested
23:00 <slinky_J> must be he is fulla shit then
23:00 <slinky_J> as u say
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old so of course I've got stories ... I have 20 yrs on half of you people
23:00 <slinky_J> kind've doesn't make a bit of difference anyway
23:00 <slinky_J> nuts and some rice
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I tried a vegan cheesecake once
23:00 <slinky_J> every single day
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it literally tasted like dust
23:00 <slinky_J> twice a day
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've been to a bunch or vegan restaurants 
23:00 <British^Meat> what about the speed u take slinky_J? is that low energy vegan?
23:00 <slinky_J> cept for goin to a restaurant
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> they make some really delicious food
23:00 <ChickWithaNick> they always seem in such a rush to tell you they are vegetarian
23:00 <Bastardly_One> too much fish can poison you actually
23:00 <slinky_J> eat out spend well
23:00 <TokenDaRing> ChickWithaNick: yeah
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't need to ask people if they're vegan
23:00 <TokenDaRing> they WILL tell you
23:00 <TokenDaRing> at great length
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not really
23:00 <slinky_J> amelia what's your fav cuisine?
23:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol it's true
24:00 <slinky_J> I don't want to explain it twice but bringing up Skirmish
24:00 <slinky_J> that guy, he comes on to give shit
24:00 <slinky_J> take out his daily life stress
24:00 <slinky_J> and act tough
24:00 <slinky_J> irl he did that he'd be making a mistake
24:00 <slinky_J> I don't know about Saemon though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I once got on with Saemon when he was jlk
24:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRJ12EPUtPg
24:00 <slinky_J> ino
24:00 <slinky_J> I know
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Craigieburn Valley Ski Area (New Zealand): Terrain (Jan 4, 2013) - Category: Sports - views - 31 likes (96.9%), 1 dislikes (3.1%)
24:00 <Vagisil> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> but I like Saemon
24:00 <slinky_J> tbh
24:00 <amelia> maybe italian
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a bunch of friends who are all vegan… they don't bust out and tell everyone
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> and secretly judge you for not being part of their hippy madness
24:00 <slinky_J> should be spelt quizing
24:00 <amelia> or maybe china food
24:00 <slinky_J> yer
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ chick sif
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friends don't harp on about animal rights with me
24:00 <slinky_J> I had awesome authentic viet and chinese on tuesday
24:00 <TokenDaRing> ChickWithaNick: this is why I love to order a steak when I know someone in the group is vegetarian/vegan
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i always ask if they want bacon with that
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> sucks here cause
24:00 <slinky_J> chinese new year soon
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
24:00 <ChickWithaNick> hahhaha "mmm this is so delicious, fuck i love protein!"
24:00 <amelia> japanese mmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but then he got embarrassing with his complete bullshit stories
25:00 <slinky_J> he's okay in my book
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your problem not mine 
25:00 <slinky_J> he ever threaten me
25:00 <slinky_J> no
25:00 <slinky_J> you?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> :_
25:00 <slinky_J> alotta fuss?
25:00 <slinky_J> dude was harmless.
25:00 <Vagisil> wow
25:00 <Vagisil> tesla released new car design
25:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J what happened to Saemon?
25:00 <Vagisil> has.."insane" mode
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ insane mode
25:00 <slinky_J> and traditionally it goes for fifteen days
25:00 <Christ0pher> i dont want sex
25:00 <slinky_J> japanese
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND some wine isn't vegan friendly
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy that
25:00 <slinky_J> i went to a korean+japanese joint
25:00 <slinky_J> got to cook my food
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> when i heard that - i was like yeah i'm out
25:00 <amelia> ohhh joy
25:00 <Acan> why was i banned
25:00 <slinky_J> eels tho so scottish
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCKING OUT!
25:00 <slinky_J> was nice
25:00 <amelia> do you like that tepenyaki
25:00 <slinky_J> ox tongue
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the best
25:00 <ChickWithaNick> i draw the line at blood pudding
25:00 <Bastardly_One> vegans are more retarded than the halal debate
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> catching eggs, in bowl
25:00 <Christ0pher> bastardly one why you hate on me faggot
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> getting food thrown at you
25:00 <slinky_J> I like shit you probably wouldnt eat
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fine, kill youselves eating just hay then dickheads
26:00 <Vagisil> 0-96kph in 3.2 seconds
26:00 <slinky_J> oh b1
26:00 <slinky_J> do me a fav
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no
26:00 <Vagisil> [20:15] * Bastardly_One ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)
26:00 <Vagisil> woops
26:00 <slinky_J> like
26:00 <amelia> ahaha yeah
26:00 <slinky_J> i order duck feet
26:00 <slinky_J> fried
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but stop whining about everyone else eating decent
26:00 <slinky_J> or boiled.
26:00 <amelia> it landed on my face kat :(
26:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol duck feet
26:00 <Pieter> Austnet still providing me another sexual conquest
26:00 <slinky_J> nice shit
26:00 <slinky_J> yer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> vegans should starve themselves to death in silence
26:00 <Seacow> tiptop lels
26:00 <slinky_J> u have them fried in oil ChickWithaNick
26:00 <Kelevra> Ergh
26:00 <TokenDaRing> vegans should live in hippy communes
26:00 <TokenDaRing> away from society
26:00 <ChickWithaNick> ever since i saw all those dead ducks with flys all over them outside chinese shops i can't eat them
26:00 <slinky_J> you wont eat a dumpling again
26:00 <slinky_J> u just dont think oh its a duck foot
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <beehhh> if i ever come to downunder i surely study at dunedin
27:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpaLgF1uLB8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tesla P85D Insane Mode Launch Reactions Compilation - Explicit Version (Jan 25, 2015) - Category: Autos & Vehicles - views - 11,222 likes (99%), 114 dislikes (1%)
27:00 <beehhh> perhaps a phd when i turn 45
27:00 <Vagisil> fucking gold
27:00 <nate> vagisil i drive that fast when im going to your place for a booty call
27:00 <beehhh> university of otago
27:00 <beehhh> xchurch has quake
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldnt miss said bootie
27:00 <ChickWithaNick> i agree TokenDaRing
27:00 <Kelevra> My dick just went soft.
27:00 <slinky_J> sea cucumber
27:00 <ChickWithaNick> they should be segregated from normals
27:00 <slinky_J> MEL
27:00 <Pieter> k conquest is probably the worst definition but fuck today was unexpected .... Good to know theres still some normal people hidden by not being noticed by yapyapyap
27:00 <Kelevra> Hai
27:00 <slinky_J> u get me hard
27:00 <slinky_J> no no
27:00 <Kelevra> Haha
27:00 <simba> ok Pieter
27:00 <slinky_J> got my middle finger hard :P
27:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
27:00 <slinky_J> <3
27:00 <Kelevra> =P
27:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Pieter picked up on IRC again
27:00 <slinky_J> ahahah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever ya do if he asks for a lift to the shop
28:00 <Bastardly_One> say no
28:00 <Bastardly_One> unless he's gonna replace ya shockies
28:00 <beehhh> perth probably the worse place to live
28:00 <beehhh> nothing seem to be norm and fly-in fly-out indo workers and asian women
28:00 <ChickWithaNick> why does he have to tell everyone about it
28:00 <ChickWithaNick> thats the part i don't get
28:00 <TokenDaRing> because he's proud he broke the drought
28:00 <ChickWithaNick> do we high five him or something?
28:00 <simba> hes talking about what happened in The Sims 3
28:00 <slinky_J> who
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you
28:00 <simba> doesnt matter
28:00 <slinky_J> Am I acting like YOU b1
28:00 <Pieter> Umm , Because I choose to0
28:00 <slinky_J> my bad
28:00 <slinky_J> :P
29:00 <slinky_J> you are never coming down under
29:00 <slinky_J> I got more chance gettin' down under a porn star slut
29:00 <beehhh> we both know that very well
29:00 <slinky_J> prob aint too hard either.
29:00 <slinky_J> maybe it's ordained.
29:00 <Pieter> Why do you have to stick ya head out n come out with such a question which ya knoiw is just ammo for trolls ... Do you feel good about yourself being the troll definer ?
29:00 <ChickWithaNick> wow
29:00 <ChickWithaNick> settle down champ
29:00 <Pieter> I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
30:00 <Vagisil> lol
30:00 <beehhh> im applying for my study visa to uk
30:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you must have something else to talk about except where you've been and where you are going to
30:00 <Pieter> =/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, what did I say this morning?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> try it for just one evening 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> will be a nice change
30:00 <Kelevra> I'll pee in your socks
30:00 <Kelevra> Just shh
30:00 <amelia> clit commander
30:00 <amelia> bwahahhhaha wtf
30:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Mel
30:00 <Pieter> Hrm , and allow myself to alter my persona due to the unrelenting idiotic RETRYS of a few ?
30:00 <Kelevra> Hai
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and pee in his socks?
31:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-29/faraway-planet-j1407b-is-lord-of-the-rings/6053418
31:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing every night for hours ... aust news links and where you might be going in the future
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck accepts an arranged marriage to continue to smooch off their relatives at nearly 40
31:00 <Bastardly_One> get some pride
31:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well why nit
31:00 <Kelevra> Not
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that might make them not stick to the walls when he takes them off
31:00 <Kelevra> Eww
31:00 <Pieter> Yeah I rather not ... You may be that weak to where others define your existance , Ill continue to stand up and w00p myself \o/
31:00 <ChickWithaNick> your current persona is a bit of a fuckwit, nothing personal
32:00 <beehhh> australia doesnt want 40 yo bums either
32:00 <Vagisil> lol is that the ring planet with fully fuck off rings?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's exactly what you are beehhh
32:00 <slinky_J> take it as a no
32:00 <slinky_J> mel
32:00 <Pieter> Although a w00p is a lil over the top considering its not exactly stimulating the need to respond to such idiotic remarks , such as that exact one you just made once again Bastardly_One .
32:00 <slinky_J> u gotta movie for me
32:00 <Kelevra> I'll pee on everyone, just quit it ladies and gents.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter text buffered me twice this morning answering something
32:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make him flood
32:00 <slinky_J> u pee coz u cant hold it in coz u suck!
32:00 <Kelevra> ERM nothing good to report josh
32:00 <slinky_J> k
33:00 <beehhh> you sure let the ice dealers walk-in free into the country
33:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing you'd said totally truthful
33:00 <Bastardly_One> answer the question
33:00 <Bastardly_One> when are you going to stand on your own and get some pride?
33:00 <beehhh> yeah fully fuck off rings
33:00 <Vagisil> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> an arranged marriage just to live off relatives at nearly 40?
33:00 <beehhh> when you guys start to realise money wasnt everything to trust a friendship then,
33:00 <slinky_J> Ripley signing out.
33:00 <Pieter> Bastardly_One feels the need to make something public which I had advised him well over 12 hours ago that he will be doing exactly that sometime today , I just didnt expect it this late .
33:00 <slinky_J> who is hating on whom
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to stfu
33:00 <Kelevra> Shhhh Pieter 
33:00 <ChickWithaNick> i can't be bothered reading all that rage
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and start acting like a human being 
33:00 <slinky_J> before it was nice
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
33:00 <Pieter> But great to know you require an ahoy from others just to fit in Bastardly_One ... Keep it up :)
33:00 <slinky_J> we were joking
33:00 <slinky_J> and even girls were chatting
33:00 <ChickWithaNick> it's true
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that's why I never responded to it idiot
33:00 <Pieter> Human Being eh .... 
33:00 <slinky_J> on IRC!
33:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <Kelevra> Aww
33:00 <slinky_J> now it's hate
33:00 <slinky_J> mel
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the epic thesis just proved everyone is right
33:00 <amelia> wow IRC drama
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you make people like Christopher appear to have self respect
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mooching bum 
34:00 <Bonny> I wonder if I can get away with doing that at 50? lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> face up to it
34:00 <nate> will u bite the hand that feeds!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you are Bonny :P
34:00 <beehhh> i fan christopher
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you missed it though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he came in really excited a couple of weeks ago 
34:00 <amelia> is boring
34:00 <Pieter> Spose you're the prime example of a 'human being' eh
34:00 <slinky_J> smash b1 and Pieter in the face
34:00 <ChickWithaNick> just one queen had to come and ruin it
34:00 <slinky_J> so it's woman on man crime :P
34:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
34:00 <simba> its like they were waiting for each other to come on
34:00 <slinky_J> to come on
34:00 <slinky_J> ahem
34:00 <slinky_J> ;)
34:00 <Pieter> sitting here once again all night bitching about me once again whilst I had someone crack onto me over a 10 hour period and was able to experience what you dont , the touch of another ...
34:00 <amelia> dw I know how to fix it
34:00 <amelia> talk about pies again
34:00 <Kelevra> I'm tired
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got a study and arranged marriage deal
35:00 <Bonny> I prolly was away on the cruise
35:00 <nate> half a bar hey?
35:00 <beehhh> you guys will vanish me i know artari like to puts his hands on me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with some wealthy relatives in England
35:00 <nate> a slight chubby
35:00 <Bonny> I wish I had wealthy relatives
35:00 <Pieter> I consider that to be pretty normal human behaviour
35:00 <ChickWithaNick> what kind of pies?
35:00 <slinky_J> go amelia!
35:00 <slinky_J> fix it!
35:00 <Pieter> but you obviously have another view on life ... 
35:00 <amelia> pumpkin pie
35:00 <amelia> DW I FIXING IT
35:00 <amelia> RIGHT NAO
35:00 <slinky_J> oh pumpkin word
35:00 <slinky_J> whatta bout squash
35:00 <Kelevra> K well I'm tired, nightie night
35:00 <ChickWithaNick> pumpkin does sound pretty fun
35:00 <slinky_J> makes for gewd pie
35:00 <ChickWithaNick> night
35:00 <amelia> ohhh wot about pecan
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter needs to chill the fuck out
35:00 <amsy> nini
35:00 <ChickWithaNick> now you are making me all hot and bothered
35:00 <TokenDaRing> talk about wound up
35:00 <Pieter> Anyway , gonna go be a human being and have a shower n then wait to be picked up .... Promanade 2 Nighter , 2nd night is half price 
35:00 <slinky_J> nite mel
35:00 <ChickWithaNick> i like a good apple pie myself
35:00 <Pieter> in door poollsss :))~~~~`
36:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One was he pakistan or indian
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you I am talking about idiot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <beehhh> the woman i will be getting engaged with are my age a year
36:00 <beehhh> younger
36:00 <Bonny> what happened to the trannie?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was filling Bonny is on why you've really irked me of late
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he finally woke up
36:00 <beehhh> i'll sponsor her when i get my british passport
36:00 <Bastardly_One> to what I told him from day one 
36:00 <beehhh> no norell forever
36:00 <nate> ive seen a video of two big chicks eating cake out of each other, hmm cake is like pie ;D
36:00 <slinky_J> dont dream of poops
36:00 <amelia> yah the classic apple
36:00 <Pieter> ohhh yummie ... Enjoy IRC kids =)(
36:00 <slinky_J> :/
36:00 <slinky_J> wait
36:00 <simba> nobody believes anything you say Pieter, go away
36:00 <amelia> eating cake OUT of each other?
36:00 <slinky_J> [23:06] <slinky_J> dont dream of poops [23:06] <Pieter> ohhh yummie
36:00 <ChickWithaNick> anyone who got sex wouldn't be so angry at the world
36:00 <slinky_J> lel!
36:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha sucka
36:00 <nate> ultimate plate right amelia ?:
36:00 <ChickWithaNick> i just hate cleaning up all the crumbs after
36:00 <amelia> not with 2 BIG chicks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she was using him as a visa out of there
37:00 <beehhh> i will blunt the moon for her
37:00 <Bonny> that'd be right
37:00 <Bastardly_One> such a Malay lady boy thing to do 
37:00 <British^Meat> Bwahaha @ u know who
37:00 <Bastardly_One> find some poor sucker
37:00 <beehhh> i find my true love with a transgender and its true
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who British^Meat do tell?
37:00 <beehhh> no one can love me like she does
37:00 <beehhh> no women could ever will
37:00 <Pieter> I REQUIRE YOU to care what I expect you to believe ... After all I live to try to hype myself up to YOU simba !
37:00 <slinky_J> 2 big chicks
37:00 <slinky_J> fk yeah
37:00 <slinky_J> a lot of loving!
37:00 <slinky_J> mmm
37:00 <simba> fuck off Pieter
37:00 <nate> skinny chicks cant eat cake
37:00 <ChickWithaNick> <ck^> hey how ya doin <ck^> tell me bout urself
37:00 <Pieter> You are the destiny I choose, express my life publically in order to impress SIMBA
37:00 <slinky_J> skinny chicks cant eat carrot
37:00 <slinky_J> let alone dick.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <slinky_J> prob nibble their toe nails?
37:00 <slinky_J> lolz
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter, aren't you going out?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ck^ I don't think even looks at irc
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> to get some PUSSEH!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like ^matty^
37:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're going out and getting laid, why are you so angry?
37:00 <Pieter> I love how loopy you get for a piece of fruit =)
37:00 <slinky_J> girl needs cuddley parts
37:00 <Pieter> Cyas
38:00 <slinky_J> cya pieter
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why they log on
38:00 <ChickWithaNick> str8 to the punni that one
38:00 <slinky_J> u and b1 goin to bed
38:00 <slinky_J> hope u waxed n cleaned ur arseholes.
38:00 <slinky_J> dot dot
38:00 <simba> enjoy sucking your boyfriends dick tonight Pieter 
38:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh haven't you heard?
38:00 <nate> lucky man!
38:00 <slinky_J> `topic <%simba> enjoy sucking your boyfriends dick tonight Pieter 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he is supposedly banging some asian chick
38:00 <slinky_J> fk u chancop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> while her hubby is at work
39:00 <slinky_J> yer
39:00 <slinky_J> two day old asian take out
39:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Verve - Lucky Man (Feb 28, 2009) - Category: Music - 12,434,745 views - 52,417 likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
39:00 <slinky_J> dickintehnewdlez
39:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
39:00 <ChickWithaNick> that should end well
39:00 <slinky_J> LOL
39:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
39:00 <nate> u think pieter will get on the pillz tonight
40:00 <beagle> while we all stay single *cries* lol
40:00 <beehhh> i realy cannnot trust any women
40:00 <nate> party that shit up!
40:00 <slinky_J> lucky him
40:00 <slinky_J> kinda makes us all look stupid
40:00 <slinky_J> he has all the drug fun
40:00 <nate> grind some chick and take her home and play irc
40:00 <slinky_J> :/
40:00 <slinky_J> some dead chick
40:00 <simba> hes gonna be riding fat bikie cock
40:00 <simba> and crying his eyes out
40:00 <slinky_J> he pulled off the street and murdered
40:00 <slinky_J> then fucked
40:00 <slinky_J> did his own American Psycho to
40:00 <amelia> is it worth getting a ps4 
40:00 <slinky_J> yer
41:00 <beagle> she wants u to trust her
41:00 <beagle> i heard what she said in the group convo
41:00 <beagle> u shouldnt keep untrusting her or u will lose her
41:00 <beehhh> we are happy couple beagle, trannies are real they are not fake
41:00 <thestig> if you cant trust a woman you are a fagget
41:00 <beagle> hey how u think she would feel if she knows youre on some irc room saying u dont trust her
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ thestig
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well ... duh
41:00 <simba> nope
41:00 <nate> ameila your worth it, why not ;l
41:00 <slinky_J> nope
41:00 <amelia> I just want to play little big planet 
41:00 <simba> get a ps2
41:00 <Pieter> hah nate , funny you said that , shes off in brunswick right now getting pills which apparently are high quantity MD mixed with MA so good timing considering I havent taken a pill since 2004 =)
41:00 <slinky_J> get xbox 360
41:00 <ChickWithaNick> if they have games out now it would be
41:00 <slinky_J> best
41:00 <Pieter> And WHEN DID FACEBOOK GET VOICE CALLS ????
41:00 <ChickWithaNick> one or 360?
41:00 <slinky_J> but me i play NES
41:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
41:00 <Pieter> Its calling my phone like a normal phone call !
41:00 <slinky_J> and simba is jealous
41:00 <slinky_J> cause he has a N64
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Facebook has had Voicecalls for like, 4 years
41:00 <amelia> I wish I had NES still
41:00 <slinky_J> sucka
41:00 <TokenDaRing> look at this scrub
41:00 <slinky_J> i got a nes in my rom
41:00 <ChickWithaNick> remember when piet said he was leaving
41:00 <amelia> n64 had best mario kart tho
41:00 <slinky_J> room lol
41:00 <ChickWithaNick> that was pretty cool
41:00 <TokenDaRing> ChickWithaNick yeah
41:00 <simba> yes it did amelia
42:00 <nate> pieter is just putting some joop on
42:00 <TokenDaRing> ChickWithaNick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj6ZUKikDg
42:00 <nate> ready for some dancing
42:00 <simba> MD mixed with MA?
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trent From Punchy - Business Hours (May 8, 2013) - Category: Entertainment - 202,872 views - 569 likes (95.8%), 25 dislikes (4.2%)
42:00 <Pieter> Anyway , moneys set n I need to go soak under the shower for a bit .... too much humping n not enough hydration :/
42:00 <TokenDaRing> does that remind you of anyone?
42:00 <nate> and romancing
42:00 <amelia> but supernes is #1
42:00 <slinky_J> brb cig
42:00 <Pieter> *gone*
42:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol i'll have to have a squiz
42:00 <couleurs> yer get a ps4 and fifa 15 amelia 
42:00 <simba> *gone*
42:00 <slinky_J> then i ask nate how to chat up a girl
42:00 <ChickWithaNick> ahhaha
42:00 <slinky_J> irl
42:00 <slinky_J> I just grab a cricket bat
42:00 <British^Meat> ps4lyf
42:00 <slinky_J> means to an end yo
43:00 <beehhh> i trust you beagle
43:00 <beagle> show trust, trust what u believe
43:00 <TokenDaRing> beagle norell is just using beehhh to get a visa out of that shit hole
43:00 <TokenDaRing> she doesn't care
43:00 <TokenDaRing> she just wants to get out
43:00 <beagle> haha i had issues both ways like that its a big world even between gf and bfs
43:00 <amelia> haha fifa I suck at that, it jus makes me angry
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> two buttons helps :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <amelia> I'm still on nba 2k12
43:00 <ChickWithaNick> lol
43:00 <slinky_J> brb cig
43:00 <couleurs> you still suck B1
43:00 <simba> im stil on world cup italia 90
43:00 <amelia> haha
43:00 <simba> jk that was my first football game ever
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly got NBA 2k15 today
44:00 <Vagisil> oi b1
44:00 <thestig> haha why are two men holding eachother on a bed in that photo
44:00 <Vagisil> over xmas right at mum n dads
44:00 <Digerati> yo sup beagle
44:00 <Vagisil> theyve got this wood seat on their toilet.. and it has rubber stops underneath it
44:00 <thestig> hey Vag
44:00 <Vagisil> so theres a gap between the toilet and the seat when the seat is down
44:00 <Vagisil> i was just tucking my dick in the piss while i took a shit
44:00 <StrykerX> You pissed out the front, Vagisil?
44:00 <Vagisil> yeah lol
44:00 <Vagisil> thru the gap
44:00 <couleurs> brb smoko
44:00 <amelia> I'm still on atari?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> $60 is still too dear
44:00 <British^Meat> i had that on me amiga simba
44:00 <ChickWithaNick> 2k hasn't changed a whole lot
44:00 <nate> how to pick up chicks look at them and say whats going on want a drink or three ;l
44:00 <simba> woot mine was mega drive
44:00 <ChickWithaNick> but i just get it for the rosters
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont think Fifa has either 
44:00 <simba> i get it to help EA out
44:00 <ChickWithaNick> fifa 15 looks pretty sweet to me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just the PS4 has enchanced it a bit more 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean 
45:00 <StrykerX> loll
45:00 <StrykerX> All class.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
45:00 <Vagisil> hahha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't he just
45:00 <beehhh> delicious potato cabbage pasta
45:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh usually says food combinations that sound horrendous
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that one sounds alright actually
45:00 <ChickWithaNick> yeah maybe thats what it is
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the current consoles have just made it extra sexy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it actually seems easier to me 
45:00 <simba> im really feeling it
45:00 <ChickWithaNick> starting to peak!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm up to the end of my second season in career already
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had heaps more trouble on 14
45:00 <simba> man im starting like 4th season
46:00 <beehhh> why im going to uk to secure my future australia will get rid off me again
46:00 <Vagisil> lol
46:00 <beehhh> damnlicious too my pasta i guess the egyptian lemon made it so so tasty
46:00 <Vagisil> did u see a new study has made 80% of test subjects be able to eat peanuts with a peanut allergy
46:00 <Vagisil> pretty fuckin cool
46:00 <ChickWithaNick> the 3rd season is probably the best one
46:00 <Bastardly_One> already?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know this fatty
47:00 <Vagisil> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get over an attac
47:00 <Vagisil> a wot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are hungry for the first day
47:00 <beehhh> i fried a dory fillet in it with organic olive oil and chopped fresh garlic
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like you need the extra food for the anxiety attack you just had 
47:00 <Vagisil> oh right yeh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I suck at most of my games though 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares? I enjoy myself
47:00 <amelia> no I hate losing and dying
47:00 <beehhh> i want ti install crisis 3 on my both laptops
48:00 <beehhh> norell & i we both love eating
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well she would like anything free
48:00 <Bastardly_One> free loading trash looking for visa out of there
48:00 <beehhh> which is true
48:00 <StrykerX> Does she ever pay for anything, beehhh?
48:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/3eaup.jpg
49:00 <beehhh> never
49:00 <StrykerX> How long hav you been with her?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX this is beehhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
49:00 <Bastardly_One> get a cat or a dog 
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics) (May 2, 2007) - Category: Comedy - 2,576,892 views - 10,160 likes (95%), 539 dislikes (5%)
49:00 <slinky_J> :o
49:00 <Vagisil> ok so wot was the question lol
49:00 <slinky_J> i think i have a future gf in the makin
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like less trouble for you
49:00 <slinky_J> O_O
49:00 <beehhh> when i go to england i'd most likely to purchase dell inspire 5000 17inch
50:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact that food sounded alright
50:00 <Bastardly_One> means I am in one of those moods
50:00 <StrykerX> Does she at least put out, beehhh?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cardboard and sauce woul be ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *would be ok ... it it's edible I'm there today
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <couleurs> FiFa or DiE
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot satiate it today for the life of me 
51:00 <nate> who is edible!
51:00 <slinky_J> b1
51:00 <slinky_J> im gonna be coy
51:00 <slinky_J> and go to her
51:00 <nate> b1 nuts?
51:00 <nate> i use fifa condoms because no body scores
51:00 <nate> waahaahh;l boink
52:00 <StrykerX> Or is she pretending she doesn't do sex before marriage, beehhh?
52:00 <slinky_J> "You should be the aussie Bachelorette or somethin'"
52:00 <slinky_J> lolz
52:00 <nate> 80% delectable
52:00 <Bastardly_One> google image search the pic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she is fake as fuck slinky
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so go for it
52:00 <amelia> ben n jerrys ice cream mm
52:00 <nate> where do u buy that?
52:00 <amelia> petrol station
52:00 <nate> ahh k
53:00 <slinky_J> k typed it
53:00 <slinky_J> lolz
53:00 <slinky_J> b1
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <slinky_J> i got a full country girl bro
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am that cynical now if someone looks half way decent I will google image search them
53:00 <Vagisil> i dont do marriage before sec...
53:00 <Vagisil> sex
53:00 <STINKFIST> sup cunts?
53:00 <nate> u like tool?
53:00 <amelia> o hay fwend
54:00 <StrykerX> Hell no.
54:00 <STINKFIST> everyone likes Tool
54:00 <couleurs> nah he just is 1 lmao
54:00 <beehhh> is korean tea betta or japnese pussy
54:00 <STINKFIST> damn couleurs still has the sick ice burns
54:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Stinkfist [hq - fullscreen] (May 15, 2006) - Category: Music - 12,815,785 views - 36,159 likes (97.3%), 995 dislikes (2.7%)
54:00 <STINKFIST> I only just got out of intensive from the last one
54:00 <beehhh> perth is on fire
54:00 <simba> wb STINKFIST
54:00 <STINKFIST> cheers
54:00 <couleurs> CoLd^As^IcE
54:00 <STINKFIST> what's cracking?
54:00 <beehhh> i saw it coming but they didnt believe me
54:00 <simba> the ice Lol
54:00 <nate> hi 5 his smelly hand simba
55:00 <StrykerX> Try before you buy m8
55:00 <Vagisil> yeh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont do sex :(
55:00 <nate> strykerx is a used car i would like to own
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is that?
55:00 <Vagisil> if im gonna marry someone i need to make sure shes a slut first lol
55:00 <nate> she needs a strong grip and lots of vagisil
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
55:00 <Lish> Weird
55:00 <STINKFIST> do it
55:00 <STINKFIST> hey Lish!
55:00 <Lish> Hey stranger
55:00 <Lish> What's cracking 
55:00 <beehhh> when is the socaroos vs kim jong un?
55:00 <STINKFIST> stranger in bloody deed
55:00 <STINKFIST> but you're less frequent than me around here, unless you've been kicking it old school of late
55:00 <STINKFIST> not a heap is cracking, got circuit training in 9 hours
56:00 <Lish> I unfortunately have been kicking it old school way too much 
56:00 <STINKFIST> so I am doing what normal people do, drink gin and hit mIRC
56:00 <STINKFIST> ah shit hey
56:00 <Lish> That sounds awful for a Saturday morning 
56:00 <STINKFIST> I come in very occasionally
56:00 <STINKFIST> and no one is active/on here
56:00 <Lish> Yeah it's shithouse 
56:00 <STINKFIST> so I throw out a couple lines of abuse to no one then quit
56:00 <Lish> Hardly any old peeps 
56:00 <Lish> Hahaha
56:00 <nate> got a link of ye circuit?
56:00 <beehhh> http://s190.photobucket.com/user/JekyllnHyde_photos/media/August%202014/kim-jong-un-cool-guy.jpg.html
56:00 <STINKFIST> not really nate, it gets laid out on grass with weights, mats and stairs
57:00 <nate> k
57:00 <Lish> Are you in qld? 
57:00 <STINKFIST> no ma'am
57:00 <STINKFIST> came back from China to QLD X-mas 2011
57:00 <STINKFIST> then moved to NSW mid-2012
57:00 <STINKFIST> been here since
57:00 <Lish> Nice 
57:00 <Lish> Nsw is the best 
57:00 <nate> is stinkfist the arrow:)
58:00 <nate> what girls u like vaggy!
58:00 <nate> yes living ones is an answer
58:00 <nate> BoOm!
58:00 <Vagisil> lmao
58:00 <STINKFIST> it's pretty rad
58:00 <STINKFIST> nate, far too tall mate
58:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know there is a big #melbourne reuinion in March?
58:00 <Lish> Although I just bought a house in melbourne haha 
58:00 <STINKFIST> you don't do his fancy shit at my weight
58:00 <Bastardly_One> should be ... interesting
58:00 <nate> u could if u tried
58:00 <amelia> do Foxtel play NHL games
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
58:00 <STINKFIST> yeah NSW is cool, although being a sub-tropical type the weather is more suited to me further North
58:00 <STINKFIST> but it's cool here
58:00 <nate> backflip onto your keyboard, dolphin styles
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you can stream NHL games
58:00 <amelia> really?
59:00 <nate> u can always buy alot of cats and sleep with them
59:00 <nate> ahhhh
59:00 <simba> cum
59:00 <slinky_J> da fajinie
59:00 <slinky_J> cumz
59:00 <Lish> Yeah
59:00 <STINKFIST> I did a search for '115kg man backflip'
59:00 <Lish> Just don't live on the Central Coast lol 
59:00 <Lish> lol
59:00 <STINKFIST> got a link to a sumo fight on youtube
59:00 <beehhh> i drop coffee everywhere
59:00 <nate> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> amelia, when they're on ... http://www.firstrows.eu/
59:00 <STINKFIST> if I were rich I could live on Central Coast
59:00 <Lish> Amelia sometimes they play nhl on foxtel
59:00 <STINKFIST> cos I could just fuck off whenever I wanted!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the ice hockey link
59:00 <STINKFIST> but yeah, practically, it isn't the place to be despite being gorgeous
59:00 <amelia> ah thank you kind peoplepersons
59:00 <Lish> They hardly play nba 
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