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02:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84411374&x-yt-ts=1421828030&v=9zj4NhC8ahM
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
09:00 <Student> amsy
09:00 <Student> ???
09:00 <Student> -
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VmyBYlbhK8
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GQ Podcast - Raw Release Edition [Ep.137] (Dec 6, 2014) 57:59 - Category: Entertainment - 70,173 views - 1,314 likes (97.8%), 30 dislikes (2.2%)
35:00 <amsy> Student
43:00 <Loof> it's always money money money
43:00 <Loof> keeps us from ever being freeeee
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
53:00 <ThrowAxe> stebie ban me for 4 days please
53:00 <Digerati> stebie, truth is hard
54:00 <Digerati> lies are better stebie :)
54:00 <stebie> ThrowAxe, are you sure?
54:00 <Digerati> leave it at that (mate)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, don't do it because he wants you to 
54:00 <ThrowAxe> yes mate 4days not 4 months if not too much to ask
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, incoming ... might sound like a bitch but it's not 
54:00 <ThrowAxe> win-win :) cobba
54:00 <Digerati> throwaxe, maybe if you don't provoke people for no reson
54:00 <Digerati> you wont get threatened
55:00 <ThrowAxe> i need to get to the bottom of my assignment
55:00 <Digerati> then do it
55:00 <ThrowAxe> and i cant explain anything else
55:00 <Digerati> your the best, the rest are stupid
55:00 <Digerati> rofl
55:00 <ThrowAxe> i like carrot and walnut slices
55:00 <Digerati> genius
55:00 <Bastardly_One> kate has cake?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort woman?
55:00 <Digerati> zzzzz
55:00 <goddess_of_cake> maybe…. kake?
56:00 <ThrowAxe> saralee fridge i miss them
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... that reminds me a of a tool from Adelaide
56:00 <Bastardly_One> his nick seriously was katatonic_kake
56:00 <goddess_of_kake> what!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> think I confused you the first time I met you as being him
56:00 <goddess_of_kake> what a dick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he was 
57:00 <goddess_of_kake> probably a troll
57:00 <goddess_of_kake> as per fucking usual
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh this is going back years
57:00 <Bastardly_One> when the network was in full swing
57:00 <goddess_of_kake> really, lolz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a reg in another channel
58:00 <goddess_of_kake> I've had catatonic for literally years
58:00 <goddess_of_kake> Katatonic**
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yah ... and I think that's why I tried to "go" you the first time I met you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I thought you were him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <goddess_of_kake> oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
58:00 <goddess_of_kake> lolz
58:00 <Digerati> i been hearing shit here since the place started :) haha
58:00 <Digerati> rofl
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then a week of seeing you in here I finally saw it was KATE
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not kake
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who felt like a dick then eh?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
58:00 <Digerati> late this year will be 20 years of austnet
59:00 <johninj4> lol
59:00 <Digerati> dont know what month it started exactly
59:00 <Digerati> actually...
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati will get it and shut up eventually
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that we're talking around him
59:00 <Digerati> lmfao
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hence my power posting 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
59:00 <Digerati> but i do like you as a friend stebie
59:00 <Digerati> i know i get pissed off stebie
00:00 <Digerati> like in the early 2000's
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the impression stebie is like ... who the fuck is this guy?
00:00 <Digerati> but yeah
00:00 <johninj4> i'm sure he is over it by now
00:00 <Digerati> i dont hate on anyone
00:00 <johninj4> all water under the bridge mate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm sure my impression is right john
00:00 <Skirmish> I don't understand how B1 hasn't realised that Digerati is a nearly perfect reflection of how he carries on sometimes. 
00:00 <Digerati> getting to old for this fighting shit
01:00 <Digerati> you all can debate and fight :) hehe
01:00 <Digerati> its chat :)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum ... poor Skirmish ... always trying to get that "dig" ... and failing as usual
01:00 <Digerati> b1 is ok, if he dont suck on dick to much
02:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway back to cake 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps more interesting
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't even like cake
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's more interesting than this 
02:00 <Digerati> i wonder where in SA you can get weed
02:00 <goddess_of_kake> cake is the best!
03:00 <Digerati> i dont know anyone in south australia
03:00 <Skirmish> Digerati: slinky_J will hook you up.
03:00 <johninj4> i got offered weed all the time
03:00 <johninj4> just sit in the mall
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:00 <Digerati> need it for severe glaucoma
03:00 <johninj4> one guy even apologised when i said no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> John is spot on ... actually at certain times
03:00 <Skirmish> Nobody has ever offered me weed. There must be a "look" you have to have.
03:00 <johninj4> very polite dealers there
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, because you're allowed to grow 2 plants
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so the singles guys around the mall are legal
04:00 <Digerati> how much for a ounce in sa ? like 250 ?
04:00 <Digerati> 200 ?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing anyone can do
04:00 <Digerati> dont tell me 300 or i will puke
04:00 <Digerati> that victorian prices
04:00 <Bastardly_One> street value everywhere is 280
04:00 <Digerati> its legal in SA to smoke it, it should be cheaper
05:00 <Bastardly_One> SA and Vic have the same pricing system
05:00 <Skirmish> What pricing system might that be? 
05:00 <Digerati> melb has 3/50
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 80/150/280
05:00 <Digerati> 1/20
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 1/4, 1/2 and oz respectively
05:00 <Digerati> q/70
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
06:00 <Digerati> half/150
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not anywhere except friends or shit asian weed for 70 now
06:00 <Digerati> o/300
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 300? ... hah!
06:00 <johninj4> yeah it really depends
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 250 - 280
06:00 <johninj4> thats about standard down south
07:00 <johninj4> looking at 300-350 in qld
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys are importing it up there now
07:00 <Digerati> if it is compressed shit it aint worth it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as opposed to it coming from the sunshine coast
07:00 <Bastardly_One> thank anti biker laws for that
07:00 <johninj4> compressed is fine
07:00 <Digerati> i prefer it not dried
07:00 <johninj4> just use a grinder
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <johninj4> it dries out and you lose weight
07:00 <stebie> just use grindr
08:00 <goddess_of_kake> lolz
08:00 <Digerati> use blender
08:00 <Digerati> fuck grinder
08:00 <Digerati> blender does a better job
08:00 <johninj4> yeh
08:00 <Digerati> leave it in for like 5mins
08:00 <Digerati> have some tea
08:00 <Digerati> and its ready
09:00 <goddess_of_kake> :/
09:00 <johninj4> what
09:00 <Digerati> should almost do close to powder
09:00 <johninj4> you put your weed in the blender for 5 minutes?
09:00 <Digerati> you can almost snort the shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
09:00 <Digerati> yes john
09:00 <johninj4> jesus
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah welcome to lung fuck up central
09:00 <johninj4> how do you smoke it?
09:00 <Skirmish> Reel them in Digerati. Hook line and sinker. 
09:00 <Digerati> straight
09:00 <johninj4> in a spliff?
09:00 <Digerati> no
10:00 <Digerati> bong
10:00 <johninj4> it would just fall through your bong
10:00 <johninj4> i doubt you even smoke
10:00 <Digerati> fuck mixing it with cigarettes mate
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it can be done but he is bullshitting
10:00 <Skirmish> Do you even chuff bro? 
10:00 <Digerati> i dont want to choke
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I make mine a bit too powdery sometimes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but you don't go doing that on purpose
11:00 <johninj4> how do you stop it sucking through?
11:00 <Digerati> i dont do it to a powder man
11:00 <Digerati> i know the level
11:00 <Digerati> you need to let it dry a bit as well
11:00 <Digerati> for at least a week
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <johninj4> ok
11:00 <Bastardly_One> christ 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how are you still in a decent mood john?
12:00 <johninj4> ganjapro
12:00 <Bastardly_One> after Mr Know It All for an hour then this clown
12:00 <Digerati> ounce would last me about 1 month
12:00 <johninj4> eh..
12:00 <johninj4> i had worse happen today 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> an ounce would last you 2 fucking days
12:00 <johninj4> this is trivial
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you mulled it to powder like that 
12:00 <Digerati> you can mix drum with it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> try again dickhead
12:00 <Digerati> but you need to dry drum
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you can mix rollie tobacco now?
13:00 <Digerati> also maybe chop cigar
13:00 <johninj4> lol
13:00 <johninj4> he saw some people smoking weed once
13:00 <johninj4> all good dude
13:00 <Digerati> but fuck cigarettes
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so ... on Cops
13:00 <Digerati> styvos are the worst
13:00 <Digerati> smoke longbeach :) haha
14:00 <Digerati> all cigs are crap
14:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would put chemicals in weed
14:00 <goddess_of_kake> ah everyone
14:00 <Digerati> weed is natural
14:00 <Digerati> cigs are chemicals
14:00 <goddess_of_kake> what do you think hydro is
14:00 <johninj4> god
14:00 <johninj4> thc is a chemical
14:00 <Digerati> natural chemical
15:00 <goddess_of_kake> that's naturally occurring 
15:00 <goddess_of_kake> DUH
15:00 <Digerati> doh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be on his ignore again
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so happy about that 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you two 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of the most stupidest thing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> idiots out there one of you try for me ... Chris will do 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if you put pot in a suppository would it work like if you swallowed a gram or two of hash
17:00 <Bastardly_One> only I'd think of that 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, just in time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... 
18:00 <NightOwl1> Thank god
18:00 <NightOwl1> For what?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:17] <Bastardly_One> I just thought of the most stupidest thing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:17] <Bastardly_One> idiots out there one of you try for me ... Chris will do 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:17] <Bastardly_One> if you put pot in a suppository would it work like if you swallowed a gram or two of hash
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and then you showed up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> timing 
19:00 <Skirmish> How can you sit there and try to convince people you have to put up with anything B1 when you make comments like this? 01:12 Bastardly_One: after Mr Know It All for an hour then this clown
20:00 <Skirmish> Do you even realise how stupid you are? 
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <slinky_J> ffs
20:00 <NightOwl1> so usual shit in here then lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go ... another round of Skirmish trying to look superior over someone 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ever so boring ... really it is 
20:00 <Skirmish> lol stop making is so easy.
20:00 <goddess_of_kake> large and in charge *raises eyebrows*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not my fault you take every word I type so literal
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what do most people do when in doubt? ask a fucking question
21:00 <goddess_of_kake> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know, like an adult ... not a failure at an attempt of superiority
21:00 <Skirmish> Absolute wankers. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> must be talking to yourself and the voices that tell you how wonderful you are ... I never see one other person agreeing with that 
22:00 <Skirmish> NightOwl1: We actually had a pretty good discussion earlier tonight. What are your views on Halal certification, if any? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> now, back to ... you know ... what you get payed for ... work 
22:00 <Skirmish> Kate this is one for you too. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, another attempt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> failed with me so he is gonna try start john off again
23:00 <Skirmish> Yeah take a seat in the corner B1. 
23:00 <goddess_of_kake> halal, yeah doesn't phase me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad is his life
23:00 <goddess_of_kake> what does piss me off, on a totally unrelated matter
23:00 <Skirmish> John and I are fine. Stop trying to cause trouble between users B1. 
24:00 <goddess_of_kake> my local thai restaurant pisses me off
24:00 <Bastardly_One> don't be so see through then
24:00 <goddess_of_kake> so i'm boycotting it
24:00 <Loof> mmm thai
24:00 <Bastardly_One> because you are clearly trying to do so 
24:00 <NightOwl1> Sounds like a remarkably mature conversation for this channel skirmish lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so see through it's not funny
24:00 <Maurice> THAI TOAST!
24:00 <druff> hows the elbow b1?
24:00 <Skirmish> See above. John and I are fine. You were the only one making a big song and dance about it trying to get stebie or simba to listen to your hysterics B1. 
24:00 <druff> got it looked at yet mate?
24:00 <Skirmish> Go and use that ignore button if you don't like the discussion.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> druff, get the fuck over it ... the end
24:00 <johninj4> what did they do to incur your wrath goddess_of_kake?
25:00 <druff> so you lied about it cuz you cant converse nicely about it
25:00 <druff> got it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> actually stebie and I were talking networking
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he can back that up
25:00 <goddess_of_kake> 'chinese brocoli'
25:00 <johninj4> hah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... nice try
25:00 <goddess_of_kake> they could have just said, ah its like bok choy
25:00 <Skirmish> Then you should have concentrated on that conversation instead of the song and dance in main channel. 
25:00 <stebie> shut the fuck up you two
25:00 <goddess_of_kake> but OH NO
25:00 <johninj4> brocoli is pretty good in asian meals, soaks up the juices
26:00 <johninj4> but yeah the chinese part is uneccisary
26:00 <NightOwl1> Did they charge the fancy name tax?
26:00 <goddess_of_kake> exactly
26:00 <stebie> put each other on ignore
26:00 <goddess_of_kake> I'm just bitching for the sake of bitching
26:00 <slinky_J> put tampons
26:00 <Skirmish> stebie: You keep interjecting and not pointing out that B1 is baiting just as hard as anyone else he is accusing of doing it, then he is going to keep thinking that you're his pet op and he can keep doing it. 
26:00 <goddess_of_kake> its a good place for it
26:00 <slinky_J> in ya bum
26:00 <Loof> i'm on a permanent holiday, i'm going out side to play, I aint gonna slave away. Not for the corporate babylon, i'm never gonna be a pawn in their manipulation games
26:00 <Loof> - mike love
27:00 <stebie> Skirmish, lol, and you're the innocent one....
27:00 <slinky_J> i want cake and ice cream
27:00 <slinky_J> anom nom
27:00 <goddess_of_kake> mmm
27:00 <slinky_J> ur fault
27:00 <stebie> you seem to have a massive hard-on for B1, i don't know why
27:00 <Loof> b1 butthurted him
27:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, when we talk in pm is it usually or not a PC issue I don't want to discuss in main?
27:00 <Skirmish> stebie: I never said I was. I am simply saying that if you're going to jump, do it on both sides of the fence. 
27:00 <stebie> keep it in your pants, don't mention him, and likewise for B1 to Skirmish
27:00 <slinky_J> uhow
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he said BOTH
28:00 <stebie> ignore each other, and co-exist in harmony
28:00 <stebie> or fuck off
28:00 <stebie> simple
28:00 <slinky_J> take off ur pants cowboi
28:00 <goddess_of_kake> reow
28:00 <slinky_J> slinky gonna Juggle ur nuts in his mouth
28:00 <goddess_of_kake> so much homoerotic tensions here
28:00 <goddess_of_kake> you should just grapple each other naked
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he's only been saying the same shit for weeks
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as has simba
28:00 <goddess_of_kake> i'll be the judge
28:00 <NightOwl1> NO
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh you cunts just can't do it
29:00 <stebie> B1, neither can you
29:00 <stebie> it's not that hard to ignore each other
29:00 <slinky_J> naked in honey
29:00 <Loof> use hexchat it remembers ignores :D
29:00 <johninj4> be the bigger men
29:00 <druff> but no, seriously, have you healed yet b1? just curious
29:00 <slinky_J> be the African man ;)
29:00 <stebie> Loof, pretty sure mIRC can too
29:00 <Loof> yeah but mirc hard
30:00 <Loof> hexchat easy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I
30:00 <Bastardly_One> have fucked my elbow up ... the end
30:00 <Bastardly_One> to what extent and for how long ... dunno
30:00 <druff> oh ok
30:00 <slinky_J> i hope it doesnt go deaf
30:00 <druff> that sucks man
30:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahahahahaha!
30:00 <druff> sorry to hear that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> slink
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was so hours ago I was like
30:00 <Skirmish> goddess_of_kake: Because of the description of a vegetable you are boycotting the restaurant? 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what? for a sec
31:00 <druff> pity you didnt do your follow up appointments to get it fixed
31:00 <NightOwl1> Seems fair.
31:00 <goddess_of_kake> kinda
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <johninj4> there is a fair bit of dickishness invloved
31:00 <Bastardly_One> druff, nothing to do with it ... it flared up again but in a different way 
31:00 <Skirmish> I always wanted to try thai food, thought it would be nice since I like most other asian foods. I wasn't a fan at all. 
31:00 <johninj4> man
31:00 <goddess_of_kake> seriously!
31:00 <goddess_of_kake> it's the best
31:00 <johninj4> you need to try another place
31:00 <johninj4> thai is great
32:00 <slinky_J> ye
32:00 <druff> did you get that checked out ? or just left it?
32:00 <goddess_of_kake> broccoli with peanut sauce is the bomb
32:00 <Loof> have you asked the surgeon general pieter for his expert opinion b1?
32:00 <slinky_J> yumyumyumyum yum yum
32:00 <johninj4> not every dish is 
32:00 <Loof> he does his own surgery
32:00 <johninj4> but most are
32:00 <Skirmish> The place I tried gets rave revues and awards. I thought it would be good. 
32:00 <goddess_of_kake> not 'chinese broccoli' 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a fan of spice and heat but yeah in terms of asian? Thai shits over even Korean bbq and that stuff is good!
32:00 <NightOwl1> I want a chicken katsu don now
32:00 <Skirmish> I will stick to my westernised chinese food.
32:00 <johninj4> haha
32:00 <NightOwl1> It's like Japanese kfc
32:00 <goddess_of_kake> i don't like chinese 
32:00 <goddess_of_kake> food
32:00 <johninj4> lol
33:00 <johninj4> almost racist
33:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish the other asian cuisines are heavily westernised :/
33:00 <goddess_of_kake> trew dat nightowl
33:00 <Skirmish> We don't have Korean ... it's Newcastle after all. 
33:00 <Loof> i like chinese, but they only come up to your knees
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not any at all kate?
33:00 <goddess_of_kake> nope
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you've never had Korean bbq?
33:00 <Skirmish> I think we have thai. chinese and japanese. 
33:00 <goddess_of_kake> too greasy 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man, you're missing out 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
33:00 <goddess_of_kake> yeh korean bbq is ok
33:00 <Loof> try mongolian
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Thai is ever better in terms of asian food I reckon
33:00 <Loof> that shit is awesome
33:00 <slinky_J> ever had North Korean?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
33:00 <goddess_of_kake> i love japanese 
33:00 <johninj4> i like the chinese shishkebabs
34:00 <slinky_J> mmmmmm this rat meat
34:00 <goddess_of_kake> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> mmmmm dirty water
34:00 <johninj4> you can only seem to get them in sydney though
34:00 <goddess_of_kake> mmm mi kong delta fish 
34:00 <slinky_J> and at the end of your meal you're forced to kill your parents
34:00 <slinky_J> NORTH KOREA!
34:00 <goddess_of_kake> swimming in shit
34:00 <Loof> i prefer italian food
34:00 <Loof> if i had to choose
34:00 <goddess_of_kake> lol@slinky
34:00 <johninj4> gutter oil
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in syd if it can go on a wooden skewer they make a kebab out of it don't they?
34:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <goddess_of_kake> In sydney…. they sell all kinds of shit
35:00 <johninj4> they give me chopsticks
35:00 <johninj4> i always have to make the decision
35:00 <Skirmish> Satay chicken and special fried rice. Wins erry time. 
35:00 <johninj4> do i try this and look really unco or ask for a fork and get secretly judged
36:00 <Bastardly_One> depends if they know how to do special fried rice properly
36:00 <slinky_J> fish fried rice!
36:00 <slinky_J> anom nom
36:00 <Bastardly_One> some places really mess it up
36:00 <goddess_of_kake> there is this AWESOME vegan 'chinese' place.. so good considering they have no meat
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be alright 
36:00 <slinky_J> same goddess_of_kake
36:00 <goddess_of_kake> yeh, different 
36:00 <slinky_J> up teh road from mi
36:00 <johninj4> indian vegie currys aint bad either
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be as boring as it sounds 
36:00 <Loof> indian vego is awesome
36:00 <johninj4> ^5
36:00 <NightOwl1> I think I need yum Cha. Unlikely at 1.30am to be fair.
36:00 <Loof> ^5
36:00 <goddess_of_kake> yum cha - naw pass
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a great little indian place that is never really totally busy and cheap as 
37:00 <goddess_of_kake> never know what i'm eating
37:00 <Skirmish> never done yum cha either
37:00 <johninj4> i eat where the cab drivers eat
37:00 <NightOwl1> You love a bit of chicken feet kake
37:00 <Bastardly_One> good place to do late lunch and just stare out the window
37:00 <johninj4> its usually the bect
37:00 <goddess_of_kake> *vomits*
37:00 <Skirmish> i think a pub cinese shop in jesmond does it
37:00 <slinky_J> i had food from an indian place a lot of indian cabbies go to
37:00 <slinky_J> was choice
37:00 <johninj4> yeh man
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yum cha seems to be a big group thing though ... I like eating with a small group or by myself
38:00 <goddess_of_kake> the best indian i've had was local, but got shut down by the health authority….
38:00 <goddess_of_kake> such a fucking shame
38:00 <johninj4> if there is no people of the ethnicity of the resteraunt in the resteraunt i usually give it a miss
38:00 <Loof> china bar is awesome
38:00 <Loof> cheap as fuck
38:00 <slinky_J> the best indian i had shot one up mi clacka n left before i woke up :(
38:00 <Bastardly_One> then you never have take out like fish n chips then john?
38:00 <johninj4> lol
38:00 <goddess_of_kake> lol
39:00 <johninj4> not much no
39:00 <NightOwl1> And you won't eat at McDonald's with no Scottish people?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof is that place on the cnr of Lonsdale and Swanston still there"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
39:00 <Skirmish> Locals are making a big deal out of some noodle bars and Indian places in Newcastle because they refuse to do EFTPOS because they hide most of their income to avoid paying tax on it. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> a viet place
39:00 <johninj4> there is uaually at least one fat american around
39:00 <Bastardly_One> man, was that cheap and insanely good 
39:00 <goddess_of_kake> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> mmm viet
39:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten it's name 
39:00 <goddess_of_kake> hate vietnamese food
39:00 <goddess_of_kake> shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cheapest noodle place in the city ... and was yum
40:00 <goddess_of_kake> apart from rice paper rolls
40:00 <Loof> http://www.chinabarsignature.com/Menu
40:00 <Loof> ^drool
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I eat badly ... almost ripped cunt food ... so viet suits me fine 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap and not too nasty
40:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSwS-Ax_pL8
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Homer Simpson's definition of good food (Dec 24, 2011) 0:08 - Category: Film & Animation - 51,542 views - 101 likes (96.2%), 4 dislikes (3.8%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you one thing that owns
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had pit cooked fish?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *drools*
42:00 <Loof> i've had lamb cooked in the ground
42:00 <Loof> that was incredible
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've got a backyard go make a fire pit whoever you are
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it owns yeah?
42:00 <Loof> mmm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a big red eat meater at all and even I love meat done like that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not taste with me with red meat ... its a texture thing
43:00 <Loof> yeah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> get the missus to get some kangaroo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> got some more of that tonight
44:00 <Bastardly_One> those fookers are tasty
44:00 <johninj4> my old man and brother both shot kangaroos for a living lol
44:00 <johninj4> i have seen enough worms in them to be put off for life
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks arsehole!
44:00 <johninj4> haha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <johninj4> just cook it man
45:00 <johninj4> fucking eatign the christmas ham one yeat and found a bullet in it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well, no ... I plan to just leave it in the freezer to admire
45:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I'll cook it 
45:00 <johninj4> i reckon they sell wild boars
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like from a shop?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
45:00 <johninj4> yeh
46:00 <Loof> man you cunts are making me hungry :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah people dont get how destructive roos are 
46:00 <Loof> but then i'm always hungry
46:00 <johninj4> indeed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> until you live in buttfuck nowhere
46:00 <johninj4> there are hoards of them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then you see exactly what they can do
46:00 <[Maverick]> I remember camping.. waking up next morning, sticking my head out the tent and getting growled at. 
46:00 <[Maverick]> Two big reds standing right there 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... camped in his path
46:00 <johninj4> geeze
47:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me cunt? who the fuck are you?
47:00 <johninj4> old man saw them fighting once
47:00 <johninj4> and all the others were standing around watching
47:00 <johninj4> those big reds are a bit hairy
47:00 <johninj4> the wallaroo is what scares me the most though
47:00 <johninj4> huge forearms
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we get mainly greys down here 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're just mildly destrucitve
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *destructive
48:00 <johninj4> i had one try to drown my dog in the pond one night
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear reds are worse
48:00 <johninj4> had to smash it over the head with a torch to save the dog
48:00 <johninj4> thats their defensive move for dogs
48:00 <johninj4> must have picked it up because of dingos
48:00 <johninj4> they just hop into water and hold the dogs head under and drown it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense I suppose
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like dingos would go for the around water
49:00 <johninj4> yeh
49:00 <johninj4> dingos are breeding up again
49:00 <Bastardly_One> every species develops genetic traits over time ... even us humans
49:00 <slinky_J> so cunts
50:00 <slinky_J> good luck gettin to sleep after seein this heh heh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_dd1uY3FTc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Family Guy - Simpsons Crossover - Carwash Scene - Peter Griffin / Homer Simpson (Sep 29, 2014) 1:38 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,970,349 views - 14,221 likes (88.5%), 1,842 dislikes (11.5%)
50:00 <johninj4> yeh that is pretty fascinating the genetic traits
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I think every land mass should have a certain amount of indigenous canines in it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> natural culling 
50:00 <johninj4> dingos aren't that bad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I picked up that train of though with my wolf obsession
50:00 <johninj4> they tend to keep the feral foxes and cats away
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I am saying 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Wolves do their part in nature too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they only go feeding on stuff if totally starving
51:00 <Bastardly_One> or you go build your shit in the path of temptation
52:00 <johninj4> yeh they don't just kill things for the fuck of it like domestic dogs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not interested in us 
52:00 <johninj4> they are curious dingos
52:00 <johninj4> but yeh
52:00 <johninj4> only places where people feed them like fraser island etc
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we're fascinated by them clearly or legends wouldn't be made about them
52:00 <slinky_J> may aswell kill all mainland dingoes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... this is where I am leading to 
52:00 <slinky_J> since not are pure dingo
52:00 <slinky_J> none*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> dingos are related to wolves
52:00 <johninj4> nah they are pure
52:00 <johninj4> they kept them inside the dingo barrier fence
52:00 <johninj4> all those are pure
53:00 <johninj4> down south not so much
53:00 <slinky_J> wasnt aware there were any pure dingo left on the mainland
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah there are 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they went to great measures
53:00 <slinky_J> abos brought them to australia.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't heard of the "dingo fence"?
54:00 <johninj4> we never had dingos here until the last 10 years
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a question not a dig
54:00 <johninj4> something pushed them out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
54:00 <johninj4> people stopped running sheep and didn't care so much about dogs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they're around your neck of the woods?
54:00 <johninj4> yeh
54:00 <johninj4> they are everywhere now
54:00 <Loof> this sounds so dumb but are foxes canines?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ... pretty inland
54:00 <Student> something is wrong with the people chatting in the channel,. dingos
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, not sure what branch though Loof
54:00 <Loof> k cool
55:00 <johninj4> the dingos are used to living in the desert areas
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know dingos and wolves are related strong enough that you can see it if you know that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
55:00 <johninj4> out further west inside the fence they were always thick
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so to have them where you are that's full on 
55:00 <johninj4> yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be hungry
55:00 <Student> pot was heavy tonight 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and if there's a source of food
55:00 <johninj4> i think thats part of it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna make for a lazy pack 
56:00 <johninj4> plus not many people run sheep 
56:00 <johninj4> so they aren't a hassle to cattle
56:00 <slinky_J> There is no general agreement (scientific or otherwise) regarding what the dingo is, in a biological sense, since it has been called "wolf," "dingo," "dog," and "wild dog".[83] Even within the scientific community, the dingo is given several names. There is no consensus regarding whether the dingo is a feral or native animal, or what kinds of dogs should be classed as "dingoes". Thus, some 
56:00 <slinky_J> people consider the New Guinea Singing Dog, the Basenji, the Carolina Dog[56] and certain other dog populations to be dingoes. Evidence indicates a discord concerning the status of these dogs, as well.
56:00 <johninj4> used to be big sheep country here
56:00 <slinky_J> thx for making me read shit
56:00 <slinky_J> *slaps u both
56:00 <johninj4> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> a Basenji is in that same blood line
57:00 <johninj4> my dogs run with the local dingo
57:00 <johninj4> lost a lot with him the prick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as dingoes and wolves and certain others I can't remember 
57:00 <johninj4> he comes up howlong after them
57:00 <johninj4> they go for 3 days
57:00 <johninj4> then a week
57:00 <johninj4> then after a while they don't come home
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah so you've one lost loner?
57:00 <johninj4> lost 4
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck 'em
58:00 <slinky_J> 'The Australian dingo has never been subject to the artificial selection that produced modern dog breeds,[82] and it may be an undomesticated descendant of an extinct Asian wolf.[139] However, compared to the European grey wolf, dingoes have an approximately 30% lower relative brain size,[140] reduced facial expressions,[141] reduced impressive behaviour, because they are shit compared to 
58:00 <slinky_J> the Grey wolf.
58:00 <slinky_J> huuhhuhuhuhu
58:00 <Bastardly_One> may or is 
58:00 <johninj4> i saw this one staring in out pond one morning
58:00 <johninj4> was so cute
58:00 <Bastardly_One> depending who you believe slinks
58:00 <johninj4> then i blinked and he was gone
58:00 <johninj4> so fucking fast
58:00 <Student> you are slow
59:00 <Student> and getting old, real quick 
59:00 <johninj4> this dog is half dingo
59:00 <johninj4> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/1935617_141367859991_1292567_n.jpg?oh=eb4af73ab54dd2fb8df88381fcddbd95&oe=552817AB&__gda__=1432222811_e556740dad6f052f6de7ec1df94b64b9 
59:00 <johninj4> real cute dog
59:00 <johninj4> different mentality to other dogs
59:00 <Skirmish> Pomsky. Nuff said. 
59:00 <johninj4> either loved you or hated you
00:00 <johninj4> would stalk my brother lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't like dogs until one particular dog the folks had latched onto me 
01:00 <johninj4> what breed?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was a minature mexican midget of all things
01:00 <johninj4> oh god
01:00 <johninj4> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that bitch had more balls that any dog ever
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so it thought
02:00 <johninj4> yappy little buggers
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and talked in snuffles and grunts
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno ... I just got how dogs think because for some reason she really liked the fact I found her terror campaign hillarious
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like I was the first human to get it or something
02:00 <johninj4> haha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was it ... she'd actually get pissy/angry when I would leave after visits and stuff
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but the actual convos in sniffles and grunts were like someone trying to talk to you through a dog
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was bizzare
04:00 <Bastardly_One> since then, totally understand dogs 
04:00 <johninj4> yeah i love them
04:00 <johninj4> they are all different though
04:00 <johninj4> in some ways
04:00 <johninj4> like personality
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they live a simple existence
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cats like to complicate things
05:00 <johninj4> worst ones are the ones that aren't people dogs
05:00 <johninj4> they only like other dogs
05:00 <slinky_J> cats mature mentally
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but yep, all have their own personalities
05:00 <slinky_J> unlike domestic dogs
05:00 <slinky_J> people bred that out of them so they stay in a toddler state no matter how old they get
05:00 <slinky_J> it's sad.
05:00 <slinky_J> :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you do realise if cats had thumbs we'd be the pets right?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> thats another story though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the domestic cat has two languages ... one for us 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and one for themselves
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what other breed has adapted like that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> to speak to us to become their pawns
07:00 <slinky_J> domestic dogs are considered bi-lingual
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that is some cunning shit right there
07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that quit was almost funny
07:00 <slinky_J> it's simple, we had the food that drew attention to the rat that drew attention to the cat
07:00 <johninj4> yeah i could never really get close to cats
07:00 <slinky_J> cat domesticated itself
07:00 <johninj4> there was always the feeling they only liked you because you give them food and pats
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of what I mean slinks
08:00 <johninj4> we had one live 23 years
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they adapted and learnt a way to communicate better with us 
08:00 <johninj4> he was a legend but yeh still did his own thing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that is pretty smart right there
08:00 <johninj4> when he died one of the dogs bought him back intact and placed him on the lawn
08:00 <johninj4> was respect because he smashed every single dog we ever had
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... fuck are they judgemental cunts
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how can a creature that licks it's own arse be so judgemental
09:00 <slinky_J> heard on the news yesterday that the number of tigers in india are up a third of the population since 2010
09:00 <slinky_J> super kewl
09:00 <johninj4> yeh way to go india
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm who shits in a box and licks their bum eh?
09:00 <johninj4> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not me you ... you cat!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stop being judgemental!
09:00 <slinky_J> yea but b1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> tell them that ... I swear they know
09:00 <johninj4> ours licked power points 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and go sulk
09:00 <slinky_J> you'd lick out a chicks asshole if she were supah hot
09:00 <slinky_J> ;)
09:00 <johninj4> got a buzz
10:00 <johninj4> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> human=way worse than butt-hole-licking cat!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> as if not agree with me 
11:00 <johninj4> i like how they bury their poop
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking way judgemental
11:00 <johninj4> polite
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they need to look in the mirror
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
11:00 <johninj4> wish peoples dogs would do that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> only some cats
11:00 <johninj4> when i see cunts walking along with their little pomeranian and just lettting it dump on the pavement and walk off
11:00 <johninj4> i get mad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> then you get the ones that insist on making most of the litter go outside the box
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... be honest
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to bag a steaming hot dog turd?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one
12:00 <johninj4> yeh but if its your dog its your bad
12:00 <Maurice> I saw my old neighbour walking home with a dog in a bag
12:00 <Maurice> I admit, I judged him
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of let it slide in my list of what shits me if it's out of the way
12:00 <johninj4> not every other memeber of the public who happens to walk by
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I should of let you finish
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, a terrier or a mexican midget?
13:00 <Maurice> Ugly, that's all I know
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate those spoilt little fucks that get driven around in old people's jeeps and shit 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like bags, etc
13:00 <johninj4> they think their dog is more important than peoples
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder it's a yappy little cunt ... walk the fucker
14:00 <Maurice> According to my sources (my parents) it was his recently deceased mums dog
14:00 <Maurice> This guy is in his 50s
14:00 <johninj4> lol
14:00 <johninj4> hard not to judge
14:00 <johninj4> when its a 50 year old dude
14:00 <johninj4> fabulous
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that was also what was strange about that little mexican midget that taught me how to like dogs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she was totally dog like except for being tiny
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like what you expect out of a dog
14:00 <Maurice> He once jumped my fence, into my backyard, because the guy living on the other side of him threatened to murder all of us
15:00 <Maurice> He was a bit of a mentally unstable twat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am bored enough to be looking at stupid cat pics right?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I swear Maurice esme the grown up version has an army of clones
16:00 <Maurice> From what I can gather, you're the dog whisperer
16:00 <Maurice> It wouldn't surprise me
16:00 <Maurice> She's pretty fierce
16:00 <Bastardly_One> me? supposedly I am the animal and baby whisperer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> my theory is they're sitting there going
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this guy?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they silence
17:00 <Skirmish> Fear. 
19:00 <slinky_J> gnite fellers
19:00 <Student> who let the dog outtttttttttttttttt
19:00 <Student> whooooooooooooow whoooooooooooooooo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it must be game time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> unless someone wants a productive conversation
24:00 <Bastardly_One> which seems highly unlikely and more so at this time of the morning
25:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that means
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know that's a lie ... that translates to you cbf'ed
26:00 <Maurice> Pretty much
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Student> productive conversation?
26:00 <Student> OOO la laaaaa
27:00 <Student> this guy is encourageable
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes the chances now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> with at least one arrival
32:00 <Bastardly_One> game time it is 
34:00 <Student> ummm
36:00 <Loof> https://scontent-a-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1502537_10152760440244858_8682176288978510801_n.jpg?oh=f33a3ff96a46dfa8e94fcadd213b6e8a&oe=556BD960
37:00 <Mody> what chances?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> do you realise if you know Java well enough you could own half the world just about?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so much runs on java
56:00 <Student> ummm
57:00 <Student> java is pretty slow
57:00 <Mody> lol
57:00 <Student> with all JVM running in the back 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of things run on it though 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I am saying
58:00 <Mody> so do heaps of things run on c#
58:00 <Mody> and vbasic still
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and those
58:00 <Student> heaps of thing runs on it because it is platform independent
58:00 <Mody> and sql
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you could be really disruptive if you wished I guess
58:00 <Mody> its very hard
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I was concluding to
58:00 <Mody> otherwise you would see it happen
58:00 <Student> still java is a interpreting language, far more slow than compiled things
58:00 <Student> but do have its positives
58:00 <Mody> do you require money Bastardly_One?
58:00 <Mody> if so there is sex for sale
59:00 <Mody> there are guys who will pay you lots of money for just a cuddle
59:00 <Student> oh, that is rude
00:00 <Mody> no its true
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there was more of a point to that line of thought but kind of lost it in an eye roll with this dickhead
00:00 <Student> Mody you do not have any ide what Bastardly_One do here for free, priceless
03:00 <Mody> no im being serious
03:00 <Mody> you could study how to hack an atm for years or you could sell yourself for much quicker gain
05:00 <Student> i am not thinking about hacking atm or selling body, can make ATM in lesser time 
05:00 <Mody> make an atm?
05:00 <Mody> that would be very hard
05:00 <Student> hard for some, easy for some 
06:00 <Student> like it is hard for me to hack or sell body than making an ATM 
06:00 <Mody> so you saying you could make an ATM easily?
06:00 <Mody> do you even know what an ATM is?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Student speaks English as a second language
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he means to hack one 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he clearly is suggesting he could if he wished to
07:00 <Student> Automated Taller machine
07:00 <Student> or teller
09:00 <Mody> ohh right
09:00 <Mody> so you mean to hack an ATM Student?
10:00 <Mody> <Student> like it is hard for me to hack or sell body than making an ATM  ... not sure Bastardly_One that seems totally off 
10:00 <Student> i can make ATM network or networks, do not need to steal money 
10:00 <Student> so stealing/hacking from an ATM is harder to me than making it for a bank or organisation 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he did mean make
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it is his second language so keep that in mind 
12:00 <Student> stupid australians, need a bong to understand me :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I thought you meant hack and couldn't get the right word in English
13:00 <Student> very interesting, the guy who know how java works does not know what word use for Hack 
13:00 <Student> cool 
13:00 <Student> new record 
28:00 <druff> whos up for a game of cricket?
33:00 <Loof> looks like i'm going to have to get my brother to stay with me a while
33:00 <Loof> bunch of cunts out the front started throwing lemons off our tree at the house
34:00 <Loof> went out there and they said they're coming back to rape my wife and kill me
34:00 <Loof> said they have a machete
34:00 <Loof> hiding in the dark like bitches
34:00 <Loof> police are coming
35:00 <Loof> taking their time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
43:00 <Skirmish> lol loof
45:00 <Skirmish> Why do you need your brother to stay? Is he going to protect your lemon tree? 
47:00 <Mody> loof is a dog shit
48:00 <Mody> was sending me child porn before
48:00 <Mody> loof is obviously having a pyscotic breakdown 
50:00 <Mody> nobody does stuff like that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:45] <Skirmish> Why do you need your brother to stay? Is he going to protect your lemon tree?  <------ he means because of the threat
51:00 <Bastardly_One> in real life he's a frightened paranoid
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can cut and paste that ... I've said it to his face and I was just explaining
58:00 <Mody> guy is a full fuckhead
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you though ... what's your point?
06:00 <milk> catty
06:00 <L|> Fuk
06:00 <L|> Hey
06:00 <L|> Fried
07:00 <druff> i dare you to be polite for 10 mins b1
08:00 <milk> why bother?
08:00 <milk> no one is polite to B1
08:00 <druff> cuz he cant let go and start being polite
08:00 <L|> Lol
08:00 <druff> treat people how you wanna be treated
09:00 <druff> simple really
09:00 <milk> yeah, are you a commie nigger?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> milk
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you get it ... cheers
10:00 <druff> hows your new book comming along b1?
10:00 <L|> Snickers ice cream is ok
10:00 <druff> do you write books?
10:00 <L|> I do
10:00 <druff> if not, what do you write?
11:00 <milk> looking for a free ride druff?
11:00 <druff> nope
11:00 <druff> just asking something, politely
11:00 <druff> no shit intended
11:00 <L|> It's called missed spelt on austnet
11:00 <L|> That's my book
12:00 <Mody> how am i full fuckhead?
12:00 <L|> Fills ya hfs with shit rambling
12:00 <L|> Hdd
12:00 <Mody> tell me Bastardly_One?
12:00 <Mody> lol L| who are you?
13:00 <L|> Ne1 that smokes weed is a duck head
13:00 <L|> Fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Chris
13:00 <L|> Fuck my head feels good
14:00 <L|> Dope smokers think
14:00 <L|> So ie fuck head
14:00 <L|> Lols
14:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One answer my question
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've watching the dribble you type
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're an idiot ... thought it was pretty obvious even to yourself
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've watched the dribble you type 
16:00 <Mody> what dribble?
16:00 <Mody> why would I think im an idiot
16:00 <Mody> cunt you dont even have a job ive been told
16:00 <Mody> i have been working since i was 14
16:00 <milk> Mody, are you on drugs?
17:00 <Mody> no
18:00 <Mody> no drugs 
18:00 <Mody> yourself?
18:00 <L|> Good
18:00 <milk> nup
18:00 <milk> L| are you a chinese spy?
18:00 <L|> No
19:00 <milk> hmmm, odd
21:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed how scarce cheap writing pads are getting these days?
23:00 <milk> you mean like a pad of lined paper?
23:00 <L|> k
23:00 <milk> no I guess I hadn't
23:00 <milk> I mean there are many options interms of lined notebooks
24:00 <milk> but I guess people just use printer/copy paper for book writing
24:00 <L|> Hope I don't talk as much when I get old
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to like write a letter on 
24:00 <L|> Lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or other things ... not a notepad
24:00 <L|> Write a letter
25:00 <milk> I think people use that art paper for that
26:00 <L|> my life is to simplifyed
27:00 <L|> It's easy
28:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One what are you on?
28:00 <Mody> because you speak a lot of dribble :P
28:00 <L|> I quit bongs and drink
28:00 <Mody> did you?
29:00 <Mody> you said you were "fried" before
29:00 <Mody> maybe you had some fried rice?
29:00 <L|> Now I need money
29:00 <Mody> for drugs?
30:00 <L|> To drink and smoke cost at least 40$ and that's 10%of notebook
30:00 <Mody> huh????
30:00 <L|> It adds up to quick
31:00 <L|> No meaning and respect for money
31:00 <L|> Now
31:00 <L|> Know
32:00 <milk> sick of this hot weather
32:00 <L|> It's not that hot in my place
32:00 <milk> some arsehole has convinced this guy that if he puts the pool cover on he will have his nuts put back on
32:00 <milk> fukn stinking hot pool
32:00 <Mody> lol
33:00 <Mody> L| you spend 40 dollars a day on drugs?
33:00 <L|> No
33:00 <L|> I just sick of it
33:00 <Mody> so whats teh 40 for?
34:00 <L|> Well today I did
34:00 <L|> But not gonna now
36:00 <L|> Don't want be a 40year old with no hope
37:00 <L|> Weed is for teenagers
38:00 <L|> Makes ppls view on life frayed and tangled
39:00 <L|> And lots of pot smokers don't shut up
41:00 <L|> Like not to judge loof but he has a young kid and is force fed mess and like wont stop smoking
41:00 <L|> And he calls me retarded
42:00 <L|> I don't want be classed as fuckwit
44:00 <Skirmish> lol Chris quits pot every second day. Ignore him. He will be doing drugs again by the weekend. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Junky. 
45:00 <L|> See I don't want a fuckwit say ing that shit
46:00 <Skirmish> You quit on average every 3 days. It takes no more than 2 days before you're on drugs again. You're a junky. Just admit it and settle in for a life of no hope. 
46:00 <L|> So I mean it
46:00 <Mody> weed is great just not for scum
46:00 <L|> I not scum
46:00 <Mody> not saying you are
47:00 <Mody> just saying scum are ppl without drugs
47:00 <L|> But weed is not for me
47:00 <Mody> why not?
47:00 <L|> It's not safe
48:00 <Mody> what is it that u do on weed
48:00 <Mody> do you drink alcohol?
48:00 <L|> God knows chemicals on it
48:00 <Mody> do you smoke?
48:00 <Mody> do you do heroin?
48:00 <L|> No
48:00 <milk> I think less people in sydney don't do heroin
49:00 <Mody> what do you mean milk?
50:00 <milk> asking someone from sydney if they do heroin is like asking what colour the sky is
50:00 <milk> you know the answer
50:00 <Mody> thats stupid
50:00 <L|> Drugs turn on on full and block off
50:00 <Mody> thats the answer for you
50:00 <Mody> absolute stupid talk
50:00 <L|> After awhile
51:00 <L|> Ha brains fried
51:00 <Mody> fried from what?
51:00 <milk> Imma go watch a movie
52:00 <L|> Want
53:00 <L|> Ice cream time
53:00 <Mody> what ice cream
53:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One is a drug addict you said L|, what drugs does he take?
54:00 <L|> Weed
55:00 <druff> b1 im after a good novel, can i read one of yours?
58:00 <Skirmish> You can bet money that for every discussion about weed, some retard will say "awwwwww but do you drink alcohol?" as if it's even remotely the same. 
58:00 <Skirmish> No wonder the legalisation movement has been ignored for so long. 
58:00 <druff> hey skirm
59:00 <L|> Fuk 4 gig game more to go
00:00 <L|> And some ps3games pause downloads
00:00 <Skirmish> Morning druff
04:00 <Mody> guys on drugs
04:00 <Mody> skirmish old man and so is Bastardly_One
04:00 <Mody> both old men on washed up pills
04:00 <Mody> probably taking hard anti psycotic medication
05:00 <Mody> it kills children and old men, removes your penis and sperm
05:00 <L|> What
05:00 <L|> Lol
08:00 <Mody> it does
09:00 <L|> So for being handicapped they shrink ya penis and kill u off too
10:00 <L|> Wtf I told my doctor that
11:00 <Mody> i dont know about that
11:00 <Mody> im talking about Bastardly_One
11:00 <Mody> and Skirmish
11:00 <Mody> and the crap they said
12:00 <L|> I'm so bored not your fault
13:00 <L|> Thought something would happen in dream this morning and it did
14:00 <L|> Or yesterday
14:00 <L|> I meant
15:00 <Mody> what happened?
16:00 <L|> Powers supply blew up on pc
16:00 <L|> I thought earlier that day I hope it doesn't and it dickens did
17:00 <L|> See I got warned bEfore it happens in my thoughts
18:00 <L|> So I wouldn't stress to much
21:00 <Mody> so your power supply blew or not?
21:00 <Mody> dream or in real life?
21:00 <L|> Yeah I think cause it don't do nethinf
22:00 <L|> Both
22:00 <L|> I dreamt it would happen
22:00 <L|> And it fucken did
24:00 <L|> Shit like that's happened heaps in my life
24:00 <Mody> so your psu blew up???
25:00 <L|> Hope just that
25:00 <Mody> you know who caused it right??? dont you?
25:00 <L|> Cause that's 70$
25:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One caused it
26:00 <Mody> he did proxy hack on it
26:00 <Mody> was bragging other day in #sex about it
26:00 <L|> Does he want to go to jail
27:00 <Mody> he wont go to jail
27:00 <Mody> dont worry about him
27:00 <Mody> someone told me he was 50
29:00 <L|> Bibb gonna try another powerboard
30:00 <Mody> what type
31:00 <Mody> i recommend belkin or also
31:00 <Mody> *ALSO
31:00 <Mody> top chinese brand make some of the best electronic equipment ever
37:00 <L|> Fucken sucks
39:00 <L|> It's like where do I pull 500$ or more from if it's not pay
39:00 <L|> Psu
40:00 <druff> ps4
42:00 <L|> But computers were beginning to shit me
43:00 <Mody> L| get life
43:00 <Mody> lots of peace for u
43:00 <L|> No
44:00 <L|> I hate life
46:00 <L|> No reason I should care
51:00 <Mody> dont hate life
51:00 <Mody> live for it
52:00 <L|> For what to get lied to
52:00 <druff> for the drugs chrisco
52:00 <druff> gotta be alive to do the drugs
52:00 <L|> I hate drugs
33:00 <DoC> Russia's response to Obama's speech? 'US intends to dominate the world' - http://smh.com.au/world/russias-response-to-obamas-speech-us-intends-to-dominate-the-world-20150121-12ve9k.html
06:00 <beagle> mordor ?
06:00 <beagle> so this server is bit gay ?
06:00 <beagle> hehe
07:00 <beagle> just went ballistic crazy about stuff. real fucken loud speaking kinda wishing i was playing music instead !!!!
08:00 <beagle> still am.
14:00 <beagle> too hard to type about this one, people.
14:00 <beagle> they are all fucking stupid. and im sick of lies.
15:00 <beagle> maybe evanescance
15:00 <beagle> can you get money back on that ?
15:00 <beagle> no.
16:00 <beagle> there is and isnt
16:00 <beagle> people in world
16:00 <beagle> some of them that try rule the world dont own it.
16:00 <beagle> i have no idea .... why i moved near ...
16:00 <beagle> a idiot rule of world.
17:00 <beagle> an
17:00 <beagle> annakie
17:00 <beagle> i say
17:00 <beagle> some woman need an old man to be more of an idiot to enjoy being with a fucking moron.
17:00 <beagle> creates a god damned loser woman.
17:00 <beagle> but they never have any patience.
18:00 <beagle> dont use yours, use his.
18:00 <beagle> cause all women are like that, anyway.
18:00 <beagle> painful creatures wishing they were dead for something they cant get if they lost it in first place.
27:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6OYCFR-ZkE please help my lameness
27:00 <beagle> btw no it doesnt make money
27:00 <beagle> if u posted that would it for you
31:00 <frayedknot> morning
58:00 <Pieter> IT IS NOT !
32:00 <johninj4> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/letter-hidden-more-than-50-years-reveals-amazing-secret/story-fnq2oad4-1227192710284 
34:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
37:00 <BlackDevil> i mean they do look alike
37:00 <johninj4> yeah man
38:00 <johninj4> 61 years and he gets a daddy lol
40:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/australian-fishermen-capture-terrifying-frilled-shark-from-the-deep-9992077.html
42:00 <johninj4> freaky
44:00 <BlackDevil> big fire in NJ
45:00 <BlackDevil> johninj4 http://7online.com/live/23377/
49:00 <johninj4> shit
49:00 <johninj4> meth lab
50:00 <BlackDevil> im fapping over it right now
17:00 <Pieter> accidently flushed a toilet paper roll 
17:00 <Pieter> it went down !
20:00 <Pieter> Anyone seen episodes of Better Call Saul ?
39:00 <BlackDevil> its not out
39:00 <BlackDevil> so no
39:00 <Pieter> yeh i just got told :/
39:00 <Pieter> theres a prescreening or something of it
40:00 <Pieter> hah the place i bought my bike from went up in flames
42:00 <BlackDevil> is it this building? http://newjersey.news12.com/news/watch-news-12-new-jersey-live-1.4640383
53:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> hmmmmm
55:00 <Pieter> meh screw new york
58:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> is it always this dead?
58:00 <slinky_J> its da mudda fucken coons bro
59:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> raccoons?
01:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> i havent used this in a decade.....but i see two names i remember from back then
02:00 <Pieter> ofcourse im one of em
03:00 <Pieter> i remember you hehe
03:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> oh, so three lmao
03:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> lets wreck this place like it was 2004 :P
03:00 <Pieter> its already wrecked
04:00 <Pieter> its been taken over my lonely trolls
04:00 <Pieter> by
04:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> yeah
04:00 <Pieter> its far different to how it used to be
04:00 <slinky_J> whut names
04:00 <Pieter> people think its normal to be dickheads :/
06:00 <British^Meat> "WELL WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE THEN Pieter"....
06:00 <British^Meat> is the standard response all the douchebags give
06:00 <British^Meat> yes, totally ruined, i concur
07:00 <Pieter> because theres a few I do talk to
07:00 <Pieter> and idiots are ignored
08:00 <British^Meat> totally, its like its frowned upon to complain about the losers
08:00 <British^Meat> "we dont ban the losers, you decent chatters just have to leave"
08:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
09:00 <British^Meat> #cats2.0
11:00 <Pieter> sweet finally got lollipop on this htc one
11:00 <Pieter> LOLLIPOP !@@
12:00 <British^Meat> dang that reminds me, i have to update my phone/tab
14:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> so....
27:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10906352_706221309498989_6647455735296653916_n.jpg?oh=e8da9138478f18f17be0255633bdf53c&oe=55616162
27:00 <slinky_J> huhuhuhu
28:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> ;D
36:00 <slinky_J> nice this teen on dr phil drinks a gallon of vodka a day
38:00 <Pieter> a gallon isnt much :/
38:00 <Doodle> .
44:00 <slinky_J> dr phil is good comedy show
45:00 <slinky_J> lol@this https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=612838308823064&fref=nf
47:00 <Pieter> dr phil isnt a good doctor
47:00 <Devil45> ;o
47:00 <Pieter> what kinda person takes advantage of someones screwed mindset to put them on tele embarrass em and make a diagnosis within an hour and make money from it 
48:00 <Pieter> not bright for a so called behaviour psychologist
49:00 <Pieter> same with judge judy , by law most of her cases can be appealed in an upper court 
50:00 <Pieter> stupid people wanting their 15 min of fame being taken advantage of , all sorts of wrong :/
51:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> you're asking that on IRC? id assume most here would do it for shits and giggles
51:00 <Devil45> its like on COPS they dont actually take anyone to jail even though they say 'youre going to jail'. its all done for the cameras.
52:00 <Pieter> CNN actors =)
56:00 <Pieter> http://www.conspiracyclub.co/2015/01/21/isis-latest-japanese-video-green-screen-faked/
56:00 <Pieter> i thought I was going nuts but I wasnt the only one that noticed it obviously
57:00 <Pieter> i dont get into conspiracies but this whole islamic extremist stuff is going way over the top
58:00 <Pieter> I do believe the stuff going on in iraq n shit but defintely not the shit the media is spreading 
00:00 <British^Meat> dont even
06:00 <Digerati> so where do you get your feedback from the suff you believe is going on in iraq ?
07:00 <Digerati> source
09:00 <Digerati> from where ? mars ?
09:00 <Digerati> mars or mates
09:00 <Digerati> it all boils down to bS
09:00 <Digerati> you know whats going on in iraq mate ?
10:00 <Digerati> the gvt make money, the rich get richer or poorer, and the pooerer get richer or poorer, same shit with any other country
11:00 <Digerati> iraq just want to be in the race game with other (bigger) middle eastern countrys
11:00 <British^Meat> stfu
11:00 <Digerati> like lebanon, turkey and israel
11:00 <Digerati> so leave it at that
11:00 <Digerati> you don't know shit
12:00 <Digerati> its all about money
12:00 <Digerati> religion is for imbeciles
12:00 <Digerati> bm, stfu
12:00 <British^Meat> ok i will stfu for 5 mins
12:00 <British^Meat> Garuntee u cant do the same
13:00 <Digerati> you said 5 mins that's less
14:00 <Digerati> you typed in after you said "ok i will stfu for 5 mins"
14:00 <Digerati> so fuck you :)
21:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> well, that was fun
21:00 <British^Meat> i rest my case...
24:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> even after 10 years its still the same lmao
24:00 <British^Meat> what do u wish for us to chat about?
24:00 <British^Meat> what do you bring to the table?
26:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> i bring old times to the table lol
26:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> see stebie there? i knew of him way back when
27:00 <British^Meat> instring
27:00 <British^Meat> i consider myself a fairly newish user, as in say the past 3 yrs i think
32:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> yeah thats newish. i was using this as far back as 2001
37:00 <Pieter1> Free WiFi woop
38:00 <Pieter1> Gotta point a beam to flinders street station this is freekin fast
40:00 <Pieter1> Androirc doesn't die when you switch apps too
40:00 <Pieter1> This be awesome like meeeee
47:00 <British^Meat> gee, i hope one day I'M as awesome as an app for a phone
48:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> your gonna be the equivalent of Tinder?
49:00 <British^Meat> i unno
49:00 <British^Meat> or snapchat or instagram
49:00 <British^Meat> they are pretty cool
49:00 <British^Meat> err awesome
10:00 <slinky_J> http://mostextremenews.com/man-cheats-wife-goat/
10:00 <slinky_J> LAWL
29:00 <BlackDevil> hi
45:00 <BlackDevil> so
45:00 <BlackDevil> watch me get naked on google.com
45:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> sure
55:00 <BlackDevil> British teen found guilty of stabbing 3 women because he couldn't lose his virginity
55:00 <BlackDevil> i guess he will lose it with a guy
55:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
56:00 <StrykerX> Bubba's got a new pet
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10926427_782105655207562_2235956094284576119_n.jpg?oh=4674485810f07308a09cb9496b1811c7&oe=5567E614&__gda__=1428678301_0d963e90c4a41212562bbec192c3b368
03:00 <BlackDevil> StrykerX http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/creativecontent/images/cms/485021_630x354.jpg
03:00 <StrykerX> BlackDevil, that the guy?
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea
04:00 <BlackDevil> look how fucked up he is http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/creativeContent/images/cms/012115-cc-TeenStab2.jpg
04:00 <StrykerX> Wow.
05:00 <StrykerX> Give him the death penalty
05:00 <StrykerX> He will beg like a little bitch
05:00 <BlackDevil> not according to this http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/creativeContent/images/cms/012115-cc-TeenStab3.jpg
05:00 <StrykerX> People like that are happy to kill kill kill and when they face death, it's another story.
05:00 <Doodle> aw cmon look at the little buckaroo
06:00 <Doodle> i'm sure he meant no harm
06:00 <Doodle> just a silly misunderstanding
06:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, he accidently ripped their eyes out.
06:00 <StrykerX> ACCIDENT MATE
06:00 <Doodle> in an error of judgement
06:00 <Doodle> all teenagers do it
07:00 <Doodle> everyone stabs a few people when they're young, it's a rite of passage
10:00 <StrykerX> Yes
12:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7-PYtXtJM
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Landslide (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:57 - Category: Music - 7,770,225 views - 38,716 likes (98.9%), 448 dislikes (1.1%)
12:00 <doctor> i never stabbed anyone so i was never initiated into the brotherhood of man
13:00 <Doodle> o dear
14:00 <doctor> that's okay, I'll sing with the angels instead
14:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm same
14:00 <British^Meat> ive never stabbed anyone
14:00 <British^Meat> only a few dogs and sheep
14:00 <Doodle> weirdos
14:00 <doctor> lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> California lawmakers to pursue right-to-die legislation
15:00 <Doodle> yes i think more people in california should be able to die too
15:00 <doctor> why do they need a right recognised by law?
16:00 <doctor> don't think the law can get to you after you're dead
17:00 <Doodle> but they can go for accessories and accomplices
17:00 <BlackDevil> because its against to law to kill yourself
17:00 <Doodle> also that
17:00 <Doodle> jesus said so
18:00 <doctor> bit hard to constitute what defines a suicide
19:00 <Doodle> i'm sure its been defined in law
19:00 <StrykerX> I don't get why suicide is illegal anyway
19:00 <StrykerX> If the person WANTS to die, it's their choice?
19:00 <doctor> yeah
19:00 <Doodle> so fuck everyone else?
19:00 <Doodle> their family etc
19:00 <StrykerX> That's not what I mean, Doodle
19:00 <doctor> i suppose blowing your brains out in public for all to see should be taboo
19:00 <StrykerX> What I mean is, it shouldn't be law you have to live.
19:00 <Doodle> o no i've got early onset dementia i better euthanase at 35 cos it will just get worse
20:00 <doctor> i sense emotion
20:00 <StrykerX> Just the govt's way to get more tax out of each person
20:00 <Doodle> i dont have a view either way
20:00 <Doodle> just playing devils advocate
20:00 <StrykerX> lol
21:00 <Doodle> 320!
21:00 <StrykerX> But if you think about it
21:00 <StrykerX> If suicide was legal, IRC would be too quiet
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <doctor> lol
21:00 <Doodle> they just need futurama style suicide booths
21:00 <Doodle> that might make ppl think twice
22:00 <StrykerX> That'd be epic
23:00 <doctor> i don't think we'd see a huge surge in suicide if they were to repeal suicide prohibition. most people don't want to kill themselves even if they do think about it
23:00 <BlackDevil> Historically laws against suicide and mercy killing have developed from religious doctrine, for example, the claim that only God has the right to determine when a person will die.
23:00 <Doodle> ugh
23:00 <Doodle> ofc
23:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
23:00 <StrykerX> "God"
23:00 <Doodle> religion
23:00 <Doodle> god says so so it must be right
23:00 <StrykerX> Yup
23:00 <Doodle> who nobody has ever seen
23:00 <StrykerX> Bible also tells you to kill people who commit adultery
23:00 <Doodle> or heard
23:00 <BlackDevil> like gay marrage
24:00 <Doodle> i know its a great read
24:00 <StrykerX> So.. Why is 2/3 the world still alive?
24:00 <Doodle> for fiction
24:00 <doctor> got to maintain appearances
24:00 <StrykerX> Watch out Doodle, a giant hand may descend from the sky and take you for saying that!
24:00 <Doodle> unlikely since.. wait for it
24:00 <Doodle> there is no god
24:00 <StrykerX> ONO U DIINT
24:00 <BlackDevil> In the Australian state of Victoria, while suicide itself is no longer a crime, a survivor of a suicide pact can be charged with manslaughter. Also, it is a crime to counsel, incite, or aid and abet another in attempting to commit suicide, and the law explicitly allows any person to use "such force as may reasonably be necessary" to prevent another from committing suicide.
24:00 <Doodle> MMM HMMMMM
24:00 <doctor> probably not, no
25:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
25:00 <johninj4> more soldiers die by suicide than in wars now
25:00 <Doodle> so we cant tell chris to fuck off and die anymore
25:00 <Doodle> damn
25:00 <StrykerX> Actually, according to BlackDevil, we can.
25:00 <doctor> "such force as may reasonably be necessary"
25:00 <Doodle> the leading cause of death in adult males in this country is suicide isnt it
25:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait
25:00 <StrykerX> I misread
25:00 <doctor> long stint in an institution
25:00 <doctor> aka prison
26:00 <slinky_J> the idea of suicide having ever been a crime is stupid
26:00 <StrykerX> Prison for attempted suicide?
26:00 <johninj4> i'll have to look Doodle, thought it was heart disease
26:00 <slinky_J> how do you punnish a dead person
26:00 <Doodle> Suicide remains the leading cause of death for Australians aged between 15 and 44.
26:00 <Doodle> there ya go
26:00 <Doodle> from lifeline
26:00 <doctor> involuntary commitment is a form of prison in my opinion
26:00 <johninj4> makes sense
26:00 <Doodle> my mates brother got committed last week
26:00 <Doodle> which is good cos he is a piece of shit
27:00 <doctor> was he a criminal?
27:00 <Doodle> nope
27:00 <Doodle> it was the police's decision to put him there tho
27:00 <slinky_J> helping somebody to commit suicide is an act of charity
27:00 <slinky_J> :)
27:00 <doctor> poor bloke
27:00 <Doodle> fuck him
27:00 <Doodle> he's caused more misery for others than he is experiencing now
28:00 <Doodle> 7 deaths in australia every day from suicide
29:00 <Doodle> they need suicide cameras so they can fine people
29:00 <johninj4> lol
29:00 <johninj4> http://www.funnysigns.net/files/instant-death-fine-400x263.jpg 
29:00 <Doodle> haha
30:00 <StrykerX> Fuck churches.. They don't pay tax
30:00 <Doodle> that means if you pay $200 first you'll be fine
30:00 <StrykerX> They shouldn't have ANY influence on law
30:00 <Doodle> churches shouldnt have any influence on anything imo
30:00 <Doodle> useless relic from a bygone era
30:00 <Doodle> when people believed in fairies
30:00 <doctor> more reason to spend all your money in a last moment of hedonistic bliss so your estate won't be fined after you kill yourself
30:00 <StrykerX> I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO I DO!!
31:00 <Doodle> well
31:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of fairies, sup L|?
31:00 <Doodle> the sort of fairies in your garden StrykerX not the ones who try to get in your pants
31:00 <StrykerX> Oh
32:00 <StrykerX> On that note though..
32:00 <BlackDevil> Man Robs Market & Deli With Blowtorch
32:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of fairies, sup L|?
33:00 <StrykerX> I smell a bottlo run coming up
34:00 <doctor> what's your poison?
34:00 <StrykerX> Beer
34:00 <StrykerX> :D
34:00 <doctor> same
34:00 <doctor> i like how it sinks in
34:00 <johninj4> matter of fact, i'm having one now
34:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <StrykerX> Prick
35:00 <doctor> builds a bit of a tire around the waists though
35:00 <StrykerX> Exercise
35:00 <StrykerX> Something I need to do
35:00 <StrykerX> Fixes that.
36:00 <doctor> yeah but 12 beers is like 3000 calories with some beers
36:00 <StrykerX> I usually drink VB and I'm fine
36:00 <StrykerX> I drank TEDs a couple of night back n got gout. :/
37:00 <doctor> I got bad athlete's foot when I was drinking
37:00 <doctor> something about the yeast apparently
37:00 <johninj4> http://www.theshovel.com.au/2015/01/21/government-to-legislate-against-further-temperature-rises/ 
38:00 <doctor> it's about bloody time
38:00 <doctor> damn temperature rises invading our neighbourhoods and corrupting our youths
39:00 <StrykerX> Another carbon tax?
39:00 <StrykerX> I haven't opened the link.
39:00 <johninj4> nah it's satire lol
39:00 <doctor> it's a satire
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh
39:00 <StrykerX> Haha
44:00 <johninj4> well that is pretty annoying
45:00 <Nikky`> Sorry..i'll try not to be 
45:00 <johninj4> hehe
45:00 <johninj4> fix it BlackDevil
48:00 <StrykerX> I think rowie is using their dialup again.
48:00 <johninj4> lol
49:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> interesting.....
52:00 <BlackDevil> ?
52:00 <BlackDevil> fix what?
52:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I passed on the dialup
52:00 <Nikky`> I didn't want to get too greedy 
53:00 <johninj4> rowie_
53:00 <johninj4> looks like he is ok now though
54:00 <johninj4> you came too late man
54:00 <Nikky`> Want to know what is awesome - I am HOME
54:00 <doctor> says my delivery has been confirmed by customer but I've never received it. Should I contact them?
54:00 <doctor> or just wait a few days
54:00 <Nikky`> call them
55:00 <doctor> yeah might have to
55:00 <BlackDevil> this movie
55:00 <BlackDevil> from johnny deppp
55:00 <BlackDevil> is going to be stupid
55:00 <johninj4> yeh sounds suspicious doctor
55:00 <doctor> never fall for the free-shipping ploys 
55:00 <Nikky`> Always best to sort it out straight away, so you at least know where it is
58:00 <Digerati> das auto
58:00 <Nikky`> I really need to put my earrings back in
58:00 <Nikky`> that does = effort
58:00 <BlackDevil> sterling archer was on Conan last night
58:00 <Digerati> co-naan-the nanny co
59:00 <Digerati> what if life was more simple 2000 years ago then today
59:00 <Digerati> food stays the same...
00:00 <Digerati> MEATTTTT
03:00 <Pieter> ohhhh fuck im sunburnt :(
03:00 <Pieter> i look like a redhead match
03:00 <Pieter> stick
04:00 <Doodle> you spelt dickhead wrong
04:00 <BlackDevil> you miss spelled 'I like dick'
04:00 <BlackDevil> lol
05:00 <Pieter> I WANT A BIG FAT GREASY PIZZA
05:00 <Pieter> VEGETARIAN WITH CHICKEN NO OLIVES
06:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooooooooo <3
06:00 <Pieter> I WANT MY CLOTHES OFF
06:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
06:00 <Digerati> vegetarian with chicken ?
06:00 <Pieter> I WANT MY
06:00 <Pieter> BATH
06:00 <Pieter> AND SOME WATER
06:00 <Pieter> MRRR MATEEEY
06:00 <Doodle> stfu wanker
06:00 <Digerati> pieter, go smoke some more crack faggot
06:00 <Nikky`> I'm home now Doodle.. come on over ;o)
06:00 <Doodle> oer
07:00 <Digerati> i would never order half meat and half vegetarian pizzas
07:00 <Digerati> that is retarded
07:00 <Digerati> just get 2
07:00 <Doodle> you know who you're dealing with right?
07:00 <Digerati> meat lover ?
07:00 <Doodle> retard?
07:00 <Digerati> know who i am dealing with ?
07:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <Nikky`> I think i'm glad I go back to work next week - miss all this
08:00 <Doodle> yeah
08:00 <Digerati> stfu noob, retard lamer... your owned
08:00 <Nikky`> I won't enjoy the 5:30 alarm tho
08:00 <Nikky`> that will kill me
08:00 <Doodle> ew
08:00 <Digerati> doodle, has the heat got to you or something ?
09:00 <Doodle> what makes you say that
09:00 <Digerati> go suck on a paddle pop
09:00 <Doodle> er
09:00 <Digerati> paddle pops are the king of ice cream
09:00 <Digerati> go boy
09:00 <Digerati> go go go
09:00 <Digerati> suck on a dozen of them
11:00 <Digerati> dude, nobody on this earth is stupid, we all have intelligence, even a retarded person has intelligence enough to survive and live, what makes you think you are above others and better with your knowldhe ?
11:00 <doctor> are you dying Digerati?
11:00 <Digerati> we all are dying right ?
11:00 <Doodle> wtf
11:00 <doctor> you seem to be talking about life a lot lately: sure sign of an ill man
11:00 <Doodle> i was calling Pieter a retard you retard
12:00 <Digerati> doctor, yeah, SHOW ME THE MONEY
12:00 <Digerati> pieter aint not retard
12:00 <Digerati> pieter is a whore gone wrong
12:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10330353_10101264616520404_7201569406427227408_n.jpg?oh=5c438f1304ff460ecd6a690a42efb5cf&oe=556B1B8E&__gda__=1428420195_59318154d8fd94f47389f442792e3210
13:00 <Digerati> pieter needs a hose up his bum and full pressure
13:00 <Digerati> must be the haemmoroids
13:00 <Digerati> needs his arse flushed out
14:00 <Nikky`> I have to get my two rear tyres tomorrow - finally 
14:00 <Nikky`> It won't sound so noisy anymore
14:00 <Digerati> doctor, life is like a toilet
14:00 <Doodle> too many skids
14:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah, true true
14:00 <Doodle> thats directed at both of you btw
15:00 <doctor> Nikky` doing wheelies on the front lawn outside her local school
15:00 <Digerati> pieter is my whore
15:00 <Nikky`> I have to show them how its done doctor
15:00 <Digerati> nikky rides a three wheeler with trainers
15:00 <doctor> you'd make a great sensei 
15:00 <Nikky`> I would
16:00 <Nikky`> I even showed Doodle how to drive 
16:00 <Digerati> tainers go at the front on a 3 wheeler
16:00 <Doodle> :o
16:00 <Nikky`> He thanks me for it every day
16:00 <Doodle> thanks Nikky`
16:00 <Digerati> they were around in the 1950's
16:00 <Digerati> people were more careful back then
16:00 <Nikky`> See, thanks me
16:00 <Digerati> they needed ppl to die in war, not at home
16:00 <StrykerX> You showed him how to drive then he showed you how to drift
17:00 <StrykerX> Melbourne's only sideways Barina
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> beep beep
17:00 <Digerati> nikky, i made a idiot in a lambourghini look stupid
17:00 <StrykerX> loll
17:00 <Nikky`> lol StrykerX
17:00 <Digerati> we were driving a mini cooper
17:00 <Digerati> and the idiot slid off the road
18:00 <Doodle> at least he looked stylish while doing it
18:00 <Digerati> he looked like an idiot
18:00 <Doodle> a stylish idiot
18:00 <Digerati> yeah right
18:00 <Digerati> racing a mini is stupid
19:00 <Doodle> yeah cos they hold the land speed record
19:00 <Digerati> cornering you mean
19:00 <Doodle> i've seen minis outrun a lot of stuff when i used to do road closures for hillclimbs and rallies
19:00 <Digerati> chugga chugga
19:00 <Doodle> but theyre nowhere near as quick as a well set up anything else
20:00 <Digerati> i seen a v8 in a mini
20:00 <TheRon> Everybody wants to rule the world
20:00 <Digerati> if your nuts enough
20:00 <Doodle> a couple of the guys who do hill climbs here have honda vtec conversions
21:00 <Digerati> could kill yourself to easy to on a mini with v8
21:00 <Digerati> flip when cornering at like 50-60
21:00 <Doodle> you can kill yourself in any car if you drive like a dicknob
21:00 <Doodle> or dont set it up properly
21:00 <Digerati> best car i seen is chevrolets
22:00 <Digerati> army use them
22:00 <Digerati> they are good
22:00 <TheRon> I wanna rock
22:00 <Doodle> what chevys do the army use
22:00 <Digerati> sedans
22:00 <Digerati> for the high ranks
22:00 <Doodle> the australian army?
22:00 <Digerati> US
23:00 <StrykerX> Do they just rebadge Commodores?
23:00 <Doodle> uh
23:00 <StrykerX> Everyone else seems to
23:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> http://earthweareone.com/pentagon-secret-the-anunnaki-are-returning/
23:00 <Digerati> fucking VN commodore for 4000$ thats a rip off
23:00 <StrykerX> $4k? What is it? Worked SS?
23:00 <Doodle> i dont know of any chevrolet the army use
23:00 <Digerati> nope
23:00 <Digerati> all stock
23:00 <Doodle> the secret service use cadillacs
23:00 <StrykerX> Standard V6?
24:00 <Digerati> yup
24:00 <StrykerX> Has it got like, 40,000km?
24:00 <Digerati> 100,000
24:00 <TheRon> Toyota crown
24:00 <StrykerX> Not worth it
24:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
24:00 <Digerati> jaguar xjs
24:00 <StrykerX> K's are low, maybe $2k
25:00 <Doodle> dont buy a jaguar unless its less than 10 years old
25:00 <Digerati> now thats a car
25:00 <Digerati> the old ones are still reliable when tuned
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <Doodle> theyre not
25:00 <Doodle> they were made by bmc
25:00 <Doodle> which made horrible cars
25:00 <Digerati> bmw ?
25:00 <Doodle> british motor corp
25:00 <Doodle> british leyland
25:00 <TheRon>  /me whistles
26:00 <TheRon> Just a little patience
26:00 <Doodle> most 20 year old jags run 350 chev engines
26:00 <Doodle> cos the jag engines were shit
26:00 <StrykerX> That straight 6?
26:00 <Doodle> the only decent jag engine was the supercharged 8 from the xjr/xkr
26:00 <StrykerX> Guy around here ran a couple with the straight 6
26:00 <StrykerX> As hire cars
27:00 <StrykerX> I believe they spent a bit of time up on a hoist
27:00 <Doodle> yeah
27:00 <Doodle> theyre built like a 1940's bungalow
27:00 <psYbR> commodores, lol
27:00 <StrykerX> lolol
27:00 <Doodle> i love them but they are horrible
27:00 <StrykerX> These were uhm.. 83 model?
27:00 <StrykerX> 4.2 Sovereign
27:00 <Doodle> the rust era
27:00 <StrykerX> They were clean as, no rust in sight
28:00 <TheRon> How about this heat?
28:00 <StrykerX> But seemed to be regularly at breaking down
28:00 <Doodle> in sight being the operative phrase there
28:00 <StrykerX> Haha true
28:00 <TheRon> Breasts
29:00 <Doodle> i'll take half a dozen thx
29:00 <psYbR> LS1s are fun
29:00 <psYbR> put an LS1 in everything
29:00 <TheRon> 5 Cougars thanks
29:00 <Doodle> pretty much
29:00 <Doodle> if my motor blows i want to ls convert it
29:00 <Doodle> but lots of money
29:00 <psYbR> what car Doodle?
29:00 <Doodle> 350z
29:00 <psYbR> lol
29:00 <Digerati> http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Jaguar-S-Type-2002/AGC-AD-16824216/?Cr=24
30:00 <Doodle> ls converted 350s are common in the us
30:00 <psYbR> thatd be off its chops
30:00 <Digerati> tell me that is shit
30:00 <Doodle> LOL an s type
30:00 <Doodle> its shit m8
30:00 <Doodle> it a ford moneo underneath
30:00 <Doodle> mondeo
30:00 <Digerati> nice
30:00 <Digerati> ford right ?
30:00 <TheRon> Need a little patience
30:00 <Doodle> s type jags are not proper jags
31:00 <Doodle> same with the x type
31:00 <Doodle> theyre just parts bin specials
31:00 <TheRon> Jugs rule
31:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
31:00 <StrykerX> S type = shit type
31:00 <StrykerX> ;)
31:00 <psYbR> this bloke would love that S type Digerati http://www.nursinghomecare.ie/wp-content/uploads/old-man-on-walking-frame1.jpg
31:00 <Doodle> that grille
31:00 <Doodle> omg
32:00 <doctor> i know what he's grinning at
32:00 <TheRon> This thing called love, can't handle it
32:00 <StrykerX> What is loveee
32:00 <StrykerX> Baby don't hurt meee
32:00 <StrykerX> Don't hurt mee..
32:00 <StrykerX> No moreeeeee
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love.mp3 (2.48MB 128kbps Stereo 2:42)
33:00 <TheRon> Love stinks
33:00 <Doodle> if you do it right
33:00 <TheRon> Love bites
33:00 <StrykerX> If you smack it right
34:00 <Digerati> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Jaguar-XJ8-2003/SSE-AD-3007366/?Cr=37
34:00 <Digerati> xj8
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> LOVE STICKS!
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> STINKS even
34:00 <TheRon> Once were Warriors style
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im going back to the wedding singer :p
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> jake the muss
34:00 <TheRon> Listen bitch..........
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> jengo fett
34:00 <Doodle> much better but the only jag worth getting in that shape is the xjr cos it doesnt have that stupid chrome grille
35:00 <Doodle> and it has 400hp
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> a whole wopping 400hp
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> wowwww
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> heh
35:00 <Doodle> 400hp was a lot back then
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> oh ya talkin the older v8 jags
35:00 <TheRon> I want nude chicks
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i never really liked the look of their body
36:00 <Doodle> they are massive on the outside and tiny inside
36:00 <Doodle> like being cuddled by an old british person
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I wouldnt mind the lamborghini from need for speed movie
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> those 3 lambos
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> 930hp ?
36:00 <Doodle> havent seen it
36:00 <TheRon> I feel the need the need for breasts
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> TheRon: just rub yours , they're big enough =p
37:00 <TheRon> It's just not the same
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> any one know how to maintain a sunburn to tan without peeling ?
37:00 <Doodle> belt sander
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> heh
37:00 <TheRon> Lemon juice
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i exfoliate , thats close enough
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> =p
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> yeahh , awesome ill give it a go
38:00 <Doodle> lemon juice, yoghurt, cucumber
38:00 <TheRon> Do you really want to hurt me?
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i always tyhought haviong a very hot shower to get rid of the sting would do it just as long as ya moisterise but it still occurs
38:00 <Doodle> bit of pepper and you can make tzatziki
38:00 <TheRon> Do you really want to make me cry?
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> meh , just go around the cnr to the kebab shop to get mah garlic sauce :p
38:00 <psYbR> you just dont get so burnt it peels
39:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> lol Quvack
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> shit , left the oven on grill and now my beef ribs are going snap crackle n pop
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its over 250 degrees now :(
40:00 <doctor> lol
40:00 <^HeLLf|rE^> lol
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> should have done it on a barbie
40:00 <Nikky`> psYbR oh wise one :P
40:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> but Im milk white psYbR
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i gotta tan , im stuck using tanning lotion but as soon as i sweat i think it begins to wear off :(
41:00 <doctor> solariums are banned now
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im hoping the tanning lotion will promote eeasier tanning , apprarently darker skinned people can tan much easily
41:00 <doctor> soon they'll ban you from going out in the sun
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> *nod * doctor
41:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I used to use em a fair bit
42:00 <Doodle> why is that not suprising
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> heh doctor , i have no doub there will be a controlling law for that one day
42:00 <Doodle> +r
42:00 <Nikky`> I embrace my white skin - saves money on tanning and sunburnt
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i mean , we all know the risks of solariums and the sun
42:00 <Doodle> same Nikky`
42:00 <Doodle> i have a hair tan instead
42:00 <TheRon> This ain't a song for the broken hearted
42:00 <doctor> it's the war on cancer
42:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it should be my choice whether I wanna get skin cancer or not , just as long as treatment comes out of my own pocket , it shouldnt bother the govenrment whatsoever
42:00 <TheRon> It's my life it's now or never
42:00 <Doodle> .
43:00 <doctor> yeah agreed
43:00 <TheRon> Beer?
43:00 <Doodle> they should have just done what they normally do and taxed the fuck out of them
43:00 <StrykerX> Out of solariums?
44:00 <Doodle> yeah
44:00 <StrykerX> Surprised they haven't.
44:00 <StrykerX> Gold mine
44:00 <Doodle> nah they just banned them
44:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
44:00 <Doodle> no money in it you see
44:00 <Doodle> not for the govt
44:00 <StrykerX> 45% tax
44:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> we're slowly losing the 'its a free world' concept , not that I keep myself within the guide lines of the law but if my decisions aint affecting any other individual then I just ignore em .... I know someone with a solarium they took home but now they're threatened with massive fines if they get caught
44:00 <Doodle> you'd get less of a fine if you used it to grow dope
45:00 <StrykerX> Don't give him ideas
45:00 <doctor> yeah we've certainly headed that way
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <StrykerX> Prolly already does it
46:00 <Nikky`> I remember not so long ago when Christopher went on a big rant on ppl using their real names on here - basically called us all cunts for not doing so.. look who the cunt is now
46:00 <Nikky`> Just saying is all
46:00 <Doodle> he said he wishes we all had cancer
46:00 <doctor> lol
46:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> well, i figure it was due to health care4 patients getting cancer treatments which is costing the govenrment money .... but I can see why daniel andrews is so hard up on it considering his father went through some form of cancer .... hence the legalisation controlled administration of marijuana being used for medicinal purposes ..... he went through personal family trauma watching his dad 
46:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> suffer so he's changing the laws which are negative (cancer causing shit) as well as dope for the treatment of it
46:00 <doctor> Chris doesn't know or remember what he says
47:00 <Nikky`> I know doctor..buts its nice to point these things out
47:00 <Doodle> neither does tony abbott but we still hold him accountable
47:00 <doctor> true
47:00 <StrykerX> I think Pieter forgets the legalisation of dope is for MEDICAL purposes only.
47:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I put a post on daniel andrews facebook account and asking him not to hide things and be legitimate when it comes to peoples views ....... I think he's gonna be a very decent leader for victoria
47:00 <Doodle> no he's a shit
48:00 <StrykerX> Andrews is a fuckwit
48:00 <Doodle> fyi
48:00 <Christopher> Bullshit
48:00 <StrykerX> Cost us a billion already
48:00 <StrykerX> Only been in a couple of months.
48:00 <Doodle> all politicians are the same, once he's filled his pockets and left a name for himself he will fuck off
48:00 <StrykerX> Yup
49:00 <Nikky`> Well, I am now saving $23-$25 week in train travel for work so that makes me happy
50:00 <StrykerX> What sort of a fucking wankstain cannot see we need EW link
50:00 <Doodle> what are you going to buy me Nikky`
50:00 <StrykerX> Instead he wants to build up that port in Geelong
50:00 <doctor> Abbott has that early dementia twitch I've noticed
50:00 <StrykerX> Which will fuck the WG for trucks heading out that way
50:00 <doctor> He doesn't look healthy
50:00 <Nikky`> A decent car Doodle :P
50:00 <Nikky`> haha jk jk jk
50:00 <Doodle> lol bitch
51:00 <StrykerX> He has to look after his union thug mates I guess.
51:00 <StrykerX> CFMEU
51:00 <Doodle> i'm a simple girl Nikky` i only want chocolates and flowers
51:00 <Doodle> and maybe jewellery
51:00 <StrykerX> And a house
51:00 <StrykerX> And a car
51:00 <doctor> CFMEU is run by bikies
51:00 <StrykerX> And a credit card
51:00 <Doodle> yeah well i am a girl 
51:00 <Nikky`> ok ok I shall send you chocolates, plastic flowers so never dies so never need to replace
51:00 <StrykerX> Make that 2 credit cards
51:00 <Doodle> woooooooooo
51:00 <StrykerX> :P
51:00 <Doodle> plastic flowers are the best
51:00 <doctor> unions and bikies have some strong similarities 
52:00 <Nikky`> One credit card is enough
52:00 <Doodle> no credit cards is enough for me
52:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i just hope he doesnt lose sight of who he was prior to his election , I didnt really respect his need to hide the figures when it came to the east west link payout ..... I reminded him *not that it will be taken into consideration* that he should remain truthful and not hide the specifics from victorians when it comes to the possibility of him having to payout the contract when he said he 
52:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> wouldnt ..... He was admiment not to give us figures of $ in the last interview he did , that got to me .... no mateter what may be a problem to him when it comes to him saying one thing and having to find its not going to be as simple, i want him to reveal without any secrecy or deceiving us with bullshit and remember why we voted for him .... I have a feeling he'll be a great victoria 
52:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> leader even after years when we look back at it ....... Jeff Kennett was prob the most decent leader in compaison to the rest we've had over the decades ....
52:00 <Doodle> tl;dr
52:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Anyway my views, now to push it onto others !
52:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> =)
53:00 <doctor> he seems the sort to promise everything but deliver very little
53:00 <StrykerX> No different fro any other polly.
53:00 <StrykerX> From*
54:00 <doctor> need an honest one. "we're fucked, can't do shit mate"
54:00 <StrykerX> This woman on TV is Christopher's future wife..
54:00 <StrykerX> Listens to the voices
55:00 <doctor> Dr Phil?
55:00 <StrykerX> Has 5 kids so clearly puts out
55:00 <StrykerX> He might lose his virginity
55:00 <Nikky`> lol
56:00 <StrykerX> Then I saw the other way he could go on here before.. Man kills 3 women for not allowing him to lose his virginity
57:00 <doctor> That Elliot Roger guy?
58:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> well , he's legalising the use of medicinal marijuana
58:00 <doctor> gotta own your grief
58:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> harsher crimes for people trafficing and manufacturing ice
58:00 <doctor> medical marijuana is silly. just repeal the prohibition
58:00 <doctor> can't settle for anything else
59:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> the west gate thingy for the trucks tkaen directly to the docks 
59:00 <doctor> wouldn't harsher penalties for meth dealers make it harder for you?
59:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and labour , well they never forget the people in the lower class of society , developments in poor areas labour have been great for
59:00 <doctor> or does it tend to go the other way?
00:00 <doctor> what?
00:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i made a deal with daniel andrews 
00:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> ;p
00:00 <doctor> sorry can't agree there
00:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i havent done any meth cooking in over a decade
00:00 <doctor> yeah but you like to consume it
00:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Im a good boy now , it was just the scene i was involved in , now that Im a loner , I just purchase it occasionally 
01:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> yeah well Im not one to deny that
01:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I like it 
01:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it put me through university
01:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> allwoed me to fuck off all the meotinoal breakdowns i was going through to help me through moving forward ....
01:00 <doctor> yeah so it wouldn't make sense for you to want harsher penalties to those who provide you with it
01:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> theres too much emphasis on the negatives only due to all the twits who fuck it up for other people because they cant control themselves
02:00 <Digerati> there are far worse matters in life and law than drugs
02:00 <Digerati> doctor
02:00 <doctor> If they commit violence, they should be punished for it. Inebriated or not
02:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and its a crime issue more than anything , there wouldnt be any thefts , beakins, armed robberies if it was a controlled substance given to em in controlled doses by a medical porofessional
02:00 <Digerati> violence without drugs happens
02:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hell , look @ what they're doing with ketamine
02:00 <Digerati> whats the fucking difference man ?
03:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its an antidepressant and doctors do it for 150 a visit
03:00 <Digerati> bro
03:00 <Digerati> tell me doctor
03:00 <Digerati> what is the difference
03:00 <doctor> I don't like domination Digerati, no matter where I see it
03:00 <Digerati> you see fights, violence, riots and shit and people on drugs and not on drugs
03:00 <Digerati> violence is worse than drugs mate
04:00 <Digerati> you dont need to be on drugs ever to be violent
04:00 <Digerati> violence is natural
04:00 <doctor> I don't get your point, and I don't think you get mine
04:00 <Digerati> drugs are not natural
04:00 <Digerati> violence stems from anger/hatred
04:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> theres always gonna be people who find the need to blame their idiotic desisions on something which is an easy target
04:00 <doctor> yeah it's called scapegoating 
05:00 <Digerati> if you think by getting rid of drugs, is going to stop violence
05:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> *nod*
05:00 <Digerati> you are dreaming
05:00 <Digerati> delusionally total
05:00 <Digerati> hated/anger/violence is a natural drug
05:00 <Digerati> it is embedded into ALL
06:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Its simple , people are who they are one way or another they can control themselves in any situation , people need to take responsibity for their actions and stop blaming their fuckups on things which society seem to be fine with ......
06:00 <Digerati> no way out doctor
06:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> like drink drivers
06:00 <Digerati> drugs have actually made people non violent
06:00 <Digerati> so it is balanced doctor
06:00 <Digerati> good and bad
06:00 <Digerati> take the bad with the good mate
07:00 <Digerati> it does some good
07:00 <Digerati> but mostly bad
07:00 <Digerati> shit happens bro
07:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> if you fucking drink , you dont fucking drive ... its that simple ..... people who drive and get dicked for drunk driving always have an excuse relating to how much they had and ohhhh i didnt know it was that high ... if you drink and wanna drive, use a breathalizer before driving ..... how many people are smart enough to even take that on board .... 
07:00 <Digerati> its a risk we all take
07:00 <Digerati> you take a risk driving around everyday
08:00 <Digerati> we all live for the sun :)
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> person who has their perceptions changed should know that the possibility of being coordinated is possibile to be a delusion .... it doesnt take a genuius to relise if ya heads in a nother place then you shouldnt be doing anything / making any deicions which can alter your future .... common sense but theres always fuckwits who test themselves and those peolpe need to be dealt with strongly 
09:00 <johninj4> alcohol and drugs don't effect you judgement at all
09:00 <Student>  liar
09:00 <Digerati> i live because i love life and love humans
09:00 <Digerati> who lying ? john or pieter ?
09:00 <johninj4> i wa sbeing sarcastic
10:00 <Digerati> tsk
10:00 <Digerati> bad girl
10:00 <Student> i won't bother reading Pieter`Mr_Matey's big shit any way 
10:00 <Digerati> come to daddy john...
10:00 <Student> go daddy 
10:00 <Digerati> here have a lolly and sit in the corner
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> oh hell yeh they do , but recognizing that isnt too complicated , its noticed before a person goes ahead doing shit which they know isnt the right thing to do but they do it anyway .... Those people give these things a bad name
10:00 <Digerati> suck away baby
10:00 <Digerati> suck it hard !
11:00 <Digerati> ermm
11:00 <Digerati> wtf
11:00 <Student> normally lolly comes with thin sticks with big round moon over the top
11:00 <Digerati> yeah, suck it...
11:00 <Digerati> i buy the big bag of lollies
11:00 <Student> not sure about your lolly 
12:00 <Student> buy? i thought it is integerated by force 
12:00 <Student> strange lollies you have there 
12:00 <Digerati> its all fucking sugar to me mate :) haha
12:00 <Digerati> i like the milk bottles the most
12:00 <Digerati> and banana
12:00 <Student> milk bottles are best
13:00 <Student> i like them too 
13:00 <Student> they are yummy and healthy 
13:00 <Digerati> gum teeth ?
13:00 <Digerati> rofl
13:00 <Student> my teeth are more than ok 
13:00 <Student> and so are my gum
13:00 <Digerati> i cant find red skins anymore
14:00 <StrykerX> They've prolly been renamed
14:00 <Digerati> nah
14:00 <Digerati> just not around
14:00 <Digerati> wagon wheels to
14:00 <StrykerX> To be "politically correct"
15:00 <Digerati> wagon wheels are not like my 70's wagon wheel
15:00 <Digerati> they suck
15:00 <Digerati> they used to be huge
15:00 <Digerati> probably a tightarse chink bought the company
16:00 <psYbR> Nikky`> psYbR oh wise one :P
16:00 <psYbR> Nikky`, oh sexy one
16:00 <Nikky`> oooh shucks psYbR
17:00 <psYbR> the ladies can't resist the way i articulate my vocabulary
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <Student> people do stuff to overcome their shortcomings, in this articulating vocabulary 
28:00 <johninj4> Digerati
28:00 <johninj4> give us a twirl
28:00 <Student> give him a twirl 
28:00 <johninj4> ^
28:00 <beagle> twix forever
28:00 <Student> do not drag all of us in that daddy 
29:00 <Nikky`> What a dick for even asking that question
29:00 <johninj4> lol ikr
29:00 <Student> what a dickkkkkkkkkkkkk
29:00 <Nikky`> He won't be allowed out again
29:00 <Nikky`> haha
29:00 <johninj4> he should go back to the 1980s
29:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, wonder how old he was
30:00 <Student> was?
31:00 <johninj4> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/21/24EC2AB700000578-2920538-image-a-83_1421879671357.jpg
32:00 <johninj4> mid 50s probs
32:00 <BlackDevil> The crime of the future here today? A drug-smuggling #drone crashes in a parking lot.
33:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm yeah.. very strange his mind went there - let alone say it
33:00 <BlackDevil> these are always funny johninj4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KRFPvcB9O0
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Christmas Episode - S1E11 - Cyanide & Happiness Show (Jan 21, 2015) 12:53 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views views - 764 likes (99.5%), 4 dislikes (0.5%)
34:00 <johninj4> i wish i had the bandwith to watch it
34:00 <johninj4> tormenting
34:00 <BlackDevil> you do
34:00 <Nikky`> Lets be real here tho johninj4.. half the time when ppl say watch, its going to be funny - it really isn't
35:00 <johninj4> yeah, cyanide and happiness is generally pretty good though
35:00 <johninj4> pretty out there 
35:00 <Nikky`> I see..then, oh sorry you can't watch it
36:00 <Student> ???
37:00 <Student> it has come to cyanide
37:00 <johninj4> it woudl cost me about $5
37:00 <johninj4> nothing is THAT funny
37:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, that is like a bottle of cider
37:00 <johninj4> exactly
38:00 <BlackDevil> bottle of weed
38:00 <BlackDevil> love it
40:00 <johninj4> wow they have drug smuggling drones now
40:00 <johninj4> they were using air cannons to shoot weed across the border on this cop show i watched
40:00 <johninj4> mexicans have all the fun
43:00 <BlackDevil> this cartoon
43:00 <BlackDevil> just funny
43:00 <Nikky`> ok - will bbl
45:00 <StrykerX> I've got beer now :D :D
45:00 <BlackDevil> i got dick
45:00 <doctor> have one for me StrykerX 
45:00 <doctor> or a couple
45:00 <StrykerX> Shall do!
48:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Who has a Wii U
48:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> apart from amsy ?
49:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> was it you BMW?
55:00 <Digerati> pieter slut
03:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J
03:00 <StrykerX> You cunt
03:00 <StrykerX> <3
04:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing *tips hat*
04:00 <TokenDaRing> evening
05:00 <StrykerX> What's crackin?
06:00 <slinky_J> i footscraped ma feets juss fah u StrykerX
06:00 <slinky_J> ;D they so soft
06:00 <slinky_J> lube up that ass baebz!
06:00 <StrykerX> Beer is making me happy
07:00 <StrykerX> :D
10:00 <simba> https://41.media.tumblr.com/d22332900592083d260235040488d936/tumblr_n7rjytmbK31s1v3pxo1_1280.jpg
12:00 <johninj4> haha
13:00 <BlackDevil> so you can watch that huh johninj4
13:00 <johninj4> it's a picture
14:00 <johninj4> i will click all of your pictures
14:00 <johninj4> try me
14:00 <johninj4> i'm a hardened internet person
15:00 <simba> cyanide and happiness was always terrible
21:00 <simba> agreed
22:00 <slinky_J> http://awol.com.au/sydney-is-getting-a-bacon-festival/3088
22:00 <slinky_J> lolz
22:00 <couleurs> khendira 69 jersey confirmed
23:00 <Mew> leigh of ash trees!
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Pokemon you need hacks to get!
24:00 <Mew> bam
24:00 <Mew> whapow
24:00 <ashleighXtrinity> <3 sup
25:00 <Mew> nmu?
30:00 <Mew> oh yeah cool
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Lol
31:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Fuck all. Eating zooper doopers
32:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Psybr is taking me 4wdriving
34:00 <Mew> kinkyyyy
34:00 <simba> sami khendira
35:00 <Mew> when you get out in the bush you should get your bush out
35:00 <simba> sami ken doll
35:00 <Mew> bushception
35:00 <BlackDevil> there is water coming out of my eye
35:00 <BlackDevil> is that normal?
36:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
37:00 <StrykerX> It's calling showing your emotional side.
37:00 <StrykerX> Or an allergy
37:00 <nate> strykerx broke your heart!
37:00 <StrykerX> Nate you broke mine
37:00 <StrykerX> I thought you were the only man for me
37:00 <StrykerX> </3
38:00 <BlackDevil> but men dont have emotion
38:00 <StrykerX> Real men do.
38:00 <StrykerX> Sup big boy?
38:00 <simba> nothing manlier than having a cry
39:00 <BlackDevil> good think im not a real man
39:00 <simba> americans arent even real people
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I would mew
39:00 <ashleighXtrinity> But theres no bush to get out
40:00 <Mew> oooooo are you a #smoothoperator
41:00 <Mew> we've got a Brazilian in the room boiz!!!!!
41:00 <Mew> the bald eagle
41:00 <Mew> A hairless clunge
41:00 <simba> rock flag and eagle
42:00 <johninj4> is nate cheating on me?
42:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Damn straight. Pubes are for old fogies and natives
42:00 <johninj4> you little harlot
42:00 <Mew> how about eagle on a stick?
42:00 <BlackDevil> everyone cheats on you johninj4
42:00 <johninj4> thats ok
42:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I cheated on johninj4
42:00 <BlackDevil> now let me watch this movie
42:00 <Mew> the ol landing strip
42:00 <johninj4> i cheat on everybody else
42:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Nup no landing strip either
43:00 <johninj4> so i guess we are even 
43:00 <Mew> wow rocking the preschooler 
43:00 <Mew> nice
43:00 <johninj4> lol
43:00 <Mew> what's that asshole looking like?
44:00 <johninj4> a spartan helmet
44:00 <Mew> Imagine if women shaved their vajayjays but had heaps hairy buttholes
44:00 <Mew> the fluffy back door
44:00 <johninj4> lol
45:00 <johninj4> yeah it's like a keep out sign
45:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah, I don't want to imagine that
45:00 <nate> some do, mew:)
45:00 <nate> just bite it up!
46:00 <StrykerX> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/wrestling-great-booker-t-performs-spectacular-citizen-arrest-during-armed-robbery/
46:00 <StrykerX> If this is legit..
46:00 <StrykerX> I'd pay to have witnessed it
46:00 <Nikky`> grrr brb - reboot
47:00 <johninj4> pretty sure the whole paper is satire
48:00 <couleurs> the onion is real
48:00 <johninj4> betoota is only a pub now
48:00 <johninj4> that doesn't even run
48:00 <johninj4> just an old pub 
48:00 <johninj4> in the midlde of the desert, abandoned
48:00 <johninj4> on the way to birdsville races
49:00 <couleurs> iLLuMiNanTie CoNFiRmeD
49:00 <simba> lmao
49:00 <simba> Torres has said that “Booker T” Huffman had removed his shirt and began shouting his iconic WWE catch-cry “Can you dig it? Sucker?!” before sprinting across the room and performing a signature wrestling manoeuvre on the attempted robber.
49:00 <simba> BlackDevil is the only human on earth who would believe that story
49:00 <BlackDevil> i do
50:00 <doctor> he was the thief in the fictional story
50:00 <doctor> he also wrote it
50:00 <StrykerX> lol
50:00 <johninj4> that paper does have some funny stuff though
50:00 <johninj4> it's usually on R/australia
50:00 <couleurs> Torres is a wrestler now? But I thought he was joining Atletico !
50:00 <simba> Torres was the blonde fella, eh?
51:00 <johninj4> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2919861/Former-Chelsea-midfielder-Craig-Burley-forced-tattoo-Fernando-Torres-losing-bet-real.html 
51:00 <simba> Handy bloke to have around
51:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!! LiL SoCCeR JoKe
51:00 <johninj4> i reckon that might be legit
51:00 <johninj4> was a video 
52:00 <simba> he looks mad
52:00 <couleurs> i played with atletico last night, torres super sub 81 rated striker go home mandsuckidge
52:00 <johninj4> he's on espn soccernet
52:00 <johninj4> pretty kewl show
52:00 <johninj4> shaka hislop
52:00 <couleurs> SHAQ TAR
53:00 <johninj4> robbie earl is the only one that really knows what is happening though
53:00 <simba> im dave whelan irl
53:00 <johninj4> i'm john hartson
53:00 <couleurs> i'm sammy khendira 
53:00 <Nikky`> But I'm John Hartson 
53:00 <johninj4> oh dear
54:00 <johninj4> i'll be ronaldinho
54:00 <couleurs> xavi alonboso me good mate 
54:00 <Nikky`> lol nah - I have no idea who you are on about - I assume soccer player
55:00 <johninj4> yes Nikky`
55:00 <simba> https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/1400x88911-e1421792420183.jpg
55:00 <couleurs> did u c ronaldinho's instagram or something, he has like 20 brasil woman model orgies
55:00 <johninj4> a erratic soccer player who spent all his money gambling
55:00 <Nikky`> Thats how clever I am 
55:00 <simba> thats not how u do the wheelbarrow guys lol
55:00 <couleurs> WHAT THE
55:00 <couleurs> -- rove
56:00 <johninj4> yeah ronaldinho was always up for a bit of a laugh
56:00 <johninj4> full of flair
56:00 <johninj4> flair 2 spare
56:00 <couleurs> he still owns
56:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/jx96Twg-Aew
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Childish Gambino - Sober (Jan 10, 2015) 4:40 - Category: Music - views - 47,623 likes (97.3%), 1,338 dislikes (2.7%)
56:00 <couleurs> new raheem sterling track check it out guys
57:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> dont spose any ones after an avanti racing bike ?
57:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> $300
57:00 <johninj4> lol
57:00 <johninj4> bike^theif
57:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i wanna go get the emc
57:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> errr
58:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> legit with receipt
58:00 <johninj4> dud i am supposed to be ignored
58:00 <johninj4> win
58:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> you were , your ip obviously changed
58:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> or vhost
58:00 <johninj4> you finally cracked
58:00 <couleurs> pics
58:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> pics one sec
58:00 <couleurs> how much did u buy it 4 
58:00 <johninj4> spent all me dole on a byke
59:00 <johninj4> then realised i have to pay rent
59:00 <couleurs> lol
00:00 <doctor> bike is better, rent can wait
01:00 <johninj4> you'll never be homeless as long as you have a bike
01:00 <johninj4> you'll just be a dirty cyclist
01:00 <johninj4> hate those pricks and i don't even drive
02:00 <johninj4> they seem to love cycling past frankston
03:00 <johninj4> it's the lycra that does it
03:00 <johninj4> and the public urination
03:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p75x225/10931544_10153035757543259_3076383371442426175_n.jpg?oh=086ec2d52004dc0b207fc59fa96833db&oe=55640852 
03:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10926456_10153035757603259_2870645587561541783_n.jpg?oh=c6fb42f8ff4582ef8c1315cd0b23a681&oe=555D4A3C&__gda__=1431984451_e8738774439a4e87bf66060530a6f8b2
04:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> $300 is quite cheap
04:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah - they ride a lot down past mornington
04:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> I just wanna get the EMC bike I really want
04:00 <Nikky`> trying to turn into something on nepean once was nightmare - all the riders 
04:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Nikky`: I was one of em
04:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> dont be mean =p
05:00 <StrykerX> Public urination in their lycra?
05:00 <couleurs> cool potato cam u got their Pieter
05:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: Is Pieter`Mr_Matey up to his usual peeing himself again?
05:00 <johninj4> lucky they don't drug test piet
06:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its from the htc one , since its been dropped its been adding a pink tint to it to replace black for some reson
06:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> youre a freekin tool johninj4
06:00 <johninj4> nah they would just go and piss next to the bp
06:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> not everyone is like you
06:00 <StrykerX> Yup
06:00 <Druggies`United> Hello Pieter`Mr_Matey 
06:00 <Druggies`United> how r u
07:00 <couleurs> i wouldn't pay $150 4 that bike Pieter
07:00 <couleurs> u dreamin'
07:00 <johninj4> "where does he get all that enegy?" "it's piet" "ahh right"
07:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> anyway , for sale if anyones interested ... its a great buy if youre into cycling
07:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Pieter piss himself in public?
07:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Pieter piss himself in public??? Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.!!
07:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Pieter piss himself in public??? I like to think so.!!
07:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> dreaming you wish
07:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Did Pieter`Mr_Matey shit himself at Centrlink today?
07:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Did Pieter`Mr_Matey shit himself at Centrlink today??? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
07:00 <StrykerX> rofl
07:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> $1200 its worth new
07:00 <couleurs> lmao
07:00 <simba> 8ball knows all
08:00 <couleurs> i'm in 2 bikes Pieter 
08:00 <couleurs> it's not
08:00 <simba> `8ball should people be allowed to relentlessly attack Pieter`Mr_Matey tonight
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: should people be allowed to relentlessly attack Pieter`Mr_Matey tonight?? Never.!!
08:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> the fruitloops talking to 8ball only shows how deranged they are from loneliness
08:00 <simba> sorry
08:00 <couleurs> fkn lier
08:00 <johninj4> i will give you $5 for the random assortment of baskets
08:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> they gotta ask a scripted bot knowing that all the shit they come out with no normal person would respond to
08:00 <Nikky`> Think someone would tidy up before they took a pic
08:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is the gutter a good location for some of the junkies here?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is the gutter a good location for some of the junkies here??? Prospect looks bleak.!!
08:00 <StrykerX> Naw
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> check it out then comment , dont be a wannabe troll
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> :p
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> youre no good at it ! =p
09:00 <Druggies`United> i think pieter is getting mad coz he cant block 8 ball
09:00 <simba> if u wannabe my troll
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> errr
09:00 <johninj4> irc isn't the place to sell your stolen pushbikes piet
09:00 <Adonis> i want trolli lollies
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> 8ball is chanop
09:00 <Adonis> all of them
09:00 <johninj4> we come here to chat
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> so yes, an ignore on chanop is simple
09:00 <TokenDaRing> johninj4 he needs drug money
09:00 <johninj4> try gumtree
09:00 <Adonis> 3.5g brah
09:00 <TokenDaRing> he's getting desperate
09:00 <zaim> http://jobview.monster.com/getjob.aspx?JobId=144461403
09:00 <TokenDaRing> getting the shakes
09:00 <Druggies`United> yes
09:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Adonis, don't you have shrunken nads
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> 8ball 
09:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> grrr , 8ball is such an american term :/
10:00 <TokenDaRing> like from all the steriouds you took?
10:00 <Adonis> yeah bro
10:00 <johninj4> the purple hue i like though
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i hate it when people call 3.56's 8balls
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hehe
10:00 <simba> can u ignore ChanOP
10:00 <Adonis> and arms bigger than you head
10:00 <Druggies`United> hows the latest batch of heroin pieter?
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why not ?
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Druggies`United: dunno , go get a half and take it all at once then let us know when we see you in the next life
10:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> =)
11:00 <Druggies`United> nah mate wouldnt wanna take your fire
11:00 <Adonis> I'm trying to stay off drugs this year
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> yes my fire
11:00 <Adonis> NYD doesn't count
11:00 <Druggies`United> do you piss yourself
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Adonis: Ive gone 4 months without anything except valium ...... Its not too hard ;p
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <johninj4> lies
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> here we go
11:00 <StrykerX> Pieter`Mr_Matey was clearly crying cause that Druggie guy was getting under his skin
11:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> you are one sad unit johninj4 .
12:00 <Adonis> it's been ok thus far
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and yeh , ignored you are once again
12:00 <johninj4> at least i don't need to sell stolen pushbikes to get a hit man
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> Adonis: Yeah , Im sure it wouldnt be much of an issue for ya .... just stick to ya vitamins it helps dramatically , has for me
12:00 <StrykerX> johninj4, he can't handle being called up on his habits
12:00 <StrykerX> You should know it by now.
12:00 <Adonis> where's the cunt who said something about steroids?  I bet he'd cry like a bitch if he tried to say it to me in person
12:00 <johninj4> lol
12:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> vitamins tea and those bullshit tubs of protein , im quite happy doing this at the moment :)
12:00 <johninj4> bbs
13:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> haha Adonis , these people here are like that
13:00 <Adonis> I do polliquin shit
13:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> all keyboard warriors who have no idea whatsoever about what they're saying, they think wikipedia and the news are what factual information is
13:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> they're just drones in here
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter`Mr_Matey working up the "sheeple" angle unironically
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> 1 person says something and then the others have to follow just to fit in ..... and the misinformation they attack ya with is just sad seeing as they are 95% of the time wrong with the information they push in here
14:00 <TokenDaRing> typical conspiracy nut
14:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> peer pressure on irc ;p
14:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball was 9/11 an inside job? Was Pieter right?
14:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: was 9/11 an inside job? Was Pieter right??? Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.!!
15:00 <B1{MIA}> that sounds like a Token question
15:00 <B1{MIA}> or a Taco
15:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> you know wha tya doing and know ya limits and know when things are too much , its unfortunate that these drones in here cant see that its highly possible for people to do this , they push their weaknesses onto others .... believe it or not , 15 years ago it was never like this :)
16:00 <doctor> it was never good
16:00 <simba> i gave him too much credit it wasnt even clever
16:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> oh fuck gotta go again
16:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> this dayus gone quick
16:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i feel like kramer when newman wanted to heat him cos he was bathing in butter
17:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i was ontop of the buildings roof today just sunbaking and i feel like kramer , overcooked turkey
17:00 <Druggies`United> Not nice simba
17:00 <Druggies`United> you'll keep
17:00 <Druggies`United> :)
17:00 <Adonis> today hasn't gone quick enough
17:00 <Adonis> hence why I am here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you'll keep ... he must be gonna tell the gang
17:00 <nate> simba! dont kick ya buddies:)
18:00 <simba> kool and the gang
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> :)
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> u cant keep me out
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> your a shit op
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> hahahahahaha
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> simba the noob
19:00 <nate> how shitty of u
19:00 <simba> wtf why are u going haywire stryker
19:00 <simba> what is up 
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> im not stryker 
19:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> lololol
20:00 <simba> u r man
20:00 <simba> whats goin on
20:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> r u that retarded simba
20:00 <simba> is it bastardly one that made u like this
20:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> that shit
20:00 <SimbaTheShitOp> u cant pick people out
20:00 <simba> this is crazy man
20:00 <beagle> stebie banned him , dont think he is coming back for while
21:00 <beagle> i fucken hate people abusing ops cause they keep place going
21:00 <stebie> beagle, that's so cute
21:00 <Adonis> oh irc has not changed
21:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> bike ride AGAIN
21:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> back soon
21:00 <Adonis> fuck cardio
22:00 <Adonis> i don't do cardio
22:00 <nate> adonis u get my heart racing!
22:00 <stebie> Adonis, why not?
22:00 <simba> 2 boring
22:00 <Mew> its leg day every day for Adonis
23:00 <stebie> i heard it can release stuff in the body that aides muscle gain, but personally i wouldn't know
23:00 <nate> im sore after bicep day, let alone leg day!
23:00 <nate> lol
23:00 <Adonis> I'm too lazy
23:00 <Adonis> I just crunch numbers with my diet
23:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> bbl
23:00 <Adonis> I love leg days
24:00 <Adonis> but I've had to work on my upper body since the nationals last year
24:00 <nate> hi ninja jump into my arms!
24:00 <stebie> but you work out, that's like the opposite of lazy
24:00 <Adonis> hahaha
24:00 <Adonis> nah I dislike cardio that much I'd rather just diet
24:00 <Mew> as a young boy he was teased about his chicken legs which later erupted as a complex and constant struggle for muscular calves
24:00 <johninj4> hold me nate
24:00 <stebie> ahh okay
24:00 <johninj4> hold me now
24:00 <Adonis> cardio increases my cortisol
24:00 <nate> it is raining we all need some holding
24:00 <Adonis> cortisol makes my body retain water
25:00 <Adonis> so I lose weight but become a watery mess
25:00 <Adonis> everyone has been complimenting me with my progress from last comp though... I went overseas and died
26:00 <nate> how hot is ya girlfriend?
26:00 <simba> HAF
26:00 <Adonis> 10 hots
26:00 <nate> half hot?
27:00 <simba> hot as Fuck
27:00 <nate> hhehe
27:00 <nate> true rating of a man is their hot girlfriend
27:00 <nate> ohh yes
27:00 <nate> ohhh adonis yes
29:00 <johninj4> hotassfuck.jpg
31:00 <johninj4> hipsters have ruined beards for me
31:00 <Christopher> Hi
31:00 <TokenDaRing> sup Christopher
31:00 <johninj4> thanks for making me cut myself shaving all the time fuckwits
31:00 <TokenDaRing> make any new music?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so you've not learnt the art of dulling the blade enough while shaving eh?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> get a real beard and a leather face then m8 and stop whinging
34:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B77bY13IMAISwK2.jpg
34:00 <couleurs> me irl
35:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me actually ... I need a pack for one shave
35:00 <johninj4> i just don't give a fuck
35:00 <johninj4> i want it off me as quick as possible
35:00 <beagle> playing life in fast lane eagles
35:00 <beagle> need that sub woofer but no connection for it
35:00 <beagle> fast lane .........
35:00 <beagle> atleast clear 
35:00 <johninj4> i feel awkward spending longer than 5 minutes in the bathroom
35:00 <johninj4> don't want to be one of them metrosexuals
35:00 <Christopher> couleurs: I see bill Cosby in that pic
35:00 <Skirmish> ... and not masturbating*  That was left off your sentence John. 
36:00 <couleurs> good eye, p.i.
36:00 <johninj4> lol
36:00 <johninj4> true
36:00 <johninj4> if you take longer than 5 mintues to get yourself off you are doing it wrong though
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that too ... shaving takes me up to an hour
36:00 <simba> lisa left eye khendira
36:00 <johninj4> if anyone knows what gets you off it should be you
36:00 <Skirmish> Shaving takes an hour?  Get your hand off it. 
36:00 <couleurs> Christopher P.I. Inc Ltd 90210 presented by S. Khendira
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it can Skirmish
37:00 <Bastardly_One> a good part of an hour if left for ages
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a beard made of steel wool and tends to get short and thick instead of long
37:00 <johninj4> how many razors you go through?
38:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/4a1fd4c530c1d39960f71f86b29e212a/tumblr_nifwn67miZ1u1zexho1_1280.jpg
38:00 <Doodle> fuck that shaving takes me 10 mins tops
38:00 <couleurs> mah nigga
38:00 <Skirmish> ^
38:00 <Doodle> get that shit done
38:00 <johninj4> you leave a bit though Doodle
38:00 <Bastardly_One> on average about 3 - 4
38:00 <Doodle> not much!
38:00 <johninj4> that is cheating
38:00 <Doodle> plus 
38:00 <Doodle> that takes longer
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if not left for a while then probably 2
38:00 <Doodle> making sure its still traight
38:00 <Doodle> s
38:00 <johninj4> lol
38:00 <Doodle> keke
38:00 <johninj4> nek minute
38:00 <Skirmish> I call bullshit. Next topic. 
38:00 <Doodle> well i have to shave without my glasses on and one of my eyes is weaker than the other
38:00 <Bastardly_One> call bullshit all you like idiot
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is there anything you think you don't know?
39:00 <Doodle> so its easy to end up with a lopsided beard or sidies
39:00 <johninj4> haha
39:00 <johninj4> true
39:00 <johninj4> i have been known to fuck up a sideburn or 2
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now you know how many razors I used and how long I take
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up eh?
39:00 <Doodle> my cat used to chew my goatee hair off in my sleep
39:00 <Skirmish> doth protest too much. 
39:00 <couleurs> that's y i have a personal stylist #fifaLIFE
39:00 <johninj4> stebie will get mad again
40:00 <johninj4> you won't like him when he is angry
40:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> someone elses cat chews their goaty here
40:00 <Doodle> no not lol!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> might be Chris's actually
40:00 <Doodle> i used to wake up with bald patches in it
40:00 <Israeli> HELLO
40:00 <johninj4> yeah i missed twirling my beard
40:00 <johninj4> would reach up and there was nothing there
40:00 <Skirmish> How didn't that wake you up?
40:00 <johninj4> FUCK what do i do now
40:00 <Doodle> no idea
40:00 <johninj4> how do i even think anymore
41:00 <Bastardly_One> john, that's me with the mo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> never have been an under the chin beard grabbing thinker
41:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a mo caresser
41:00 <Doodle> i do it
42:00 <Doodle> but i do it subconsciously
42:00 <Doodle> and i hate it lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose everyone does the chin rub without thinking 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and a beard is just kind of there
43:00 <Doodle> stops me playing with my dick
43:00 <johninj4> haha
43:00 <johninj4> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have a leather face though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> get schick 3 blades
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they fucking rule!
44:00 <Doodle> my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom
44:00 <Bastardly_One> one stays sharp for at least one cheek of my face before going blunt
44:00 <Doodle> which is more than you can say for my bottom
44:00 <johninj4> yep 2 blades just don't cut it (unless you mean you skin layers)
44:00 <nate> your bottom is as smooth as a hairy mountain gorilla?
44:00 <johninj4> i wasn't meant to be pretty though
44:00 <johninj4> i have gifts in other areas
44:00 <Doodle> i use a double blade
44:00 <Doodle> disposables
45:00 <Doodle> smoother nate
45:00 <Doodle> give me some credit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> those schick 4+1 packs of the three blades
45:00 <Bastardly_One> best disposable razors ever
45:00 <johninj4> i just can't wait until beards go out of fashion again
45:00 <johninj4> i like not shaving
45:00 <Doodle> they are in my mind
46:00 <johninj4> but i can't compete with these faggoty permbeards
46:00 <nate> yeah i seen heaps of guys with beards, it only makes their bodies look smaller:)
46:00 <doctor> i just end up looking like a pale arab
46:00 <johninj4> i'm more bushranger style
46:00 <Nikky`> Same johninj4.. saaaaaaaaaaame
46:00 <johninj4> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm more derolict Father Christmas
47:00 <johninj4> noboy complains about Nikky`s vagbeard
47:00 <johninj4> they git that far
47:00 <Doodle> cant complain with a mouthful of hair
47:00 <Nikky`> lol 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> never since she put the weave through it anyway
47:00 <Nikky`> chew on this as I flash
48:00 <johninj4> dreads would be kinda impressive though
48:00 <johninj4> i wouldn't know what to do
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if a weave would be the sames as using a crimper
48:00 <johninj4> either its the coolest thing i ever seen or the most feral
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be thinking most feral
49:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the smell
49:00 <simba> project camel cum is in full swing
49:00 <johninj4> lol
49:00 <johninj4> bless i jah
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missy Elliott - Let Me Fix My Weave.mp3 (3.65MB 128kbps Stereo 3:59)
49:00 <milk> all this talk of dredds is making me want to smoke dope
50:00 <johninj4> i listened to iggy azealia for the first time today
50:00 <johninj4> she sounds a LOT like missy elliot
50:00 <johninj4> i don't get the hate
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought the weave thing was only a nigger thing in the 60s only to discover recently it's still huge
50:00 <simba> lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0hsmTp608U
50:00 <slinky_J> der
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aussie Sniper (Jan 22, 2015) 0:54 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views views - 503 likes (98.8%), 6 dislikes (1.2%)
50:00 <slinky_J> bitches be right into weaves
51:00 <johninj4> there are always going to be people with no real tallent trying to make money
51:00 <johninj4> deal with it
51:00 <slinky_J> fyi it's still a nigger thing
51:00 <Doodle> really
51:00 <simba> come on mum ive done me homework can i please go blow some cunts up
51:00 <couleurs> lol
52:00 <couleurs> that guy funy
52:00 <johninj4> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> PS: that wasn't very funny
52:00 <Bastardly_One> except maybe the ciggie line at the end
52:00 <johninj4> it was OK
52:00 <johninj4> i liked the beer swig
53:00 <johninj4> that really made it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked the cig line 
53:00 <johninj4> tried a bit HARD
53:00 <Bastardly_One> a bit?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being generous
53:00 <couleurs> his other videos r betta
53:00 <johninj4> it's aussie man
54:00 <johninj4> i always give aussies the benefit of the doubt
54:00 <johninj4> as long as they aren't muslims
54:00 <simba> pingers
54:00 <simba> pre vs post hollywood all time classic
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I still want to open a Middle Easter cuisenne take out
54:00 <johninj4> mercy mercy mercy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and call it Allah Snackbar!
55:00 <johninj4> lol
55:00 <johninj4> i have to turn my music up so loud to annoy my parents now
55:00 <johninj4> fuck
55:00 <johninj4> this teenage bullshit aint fun anymore
56:00 <johninj4> i'm deaf bitches
56:00 <Doodle> WHAT
57:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRRTSgZUnw
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex Williamson Somehow Allowed To Speak to Famous People (Oct 12, 2011) 2:18 - Category: Comedy - 513,732 views - 4,617 likes (99.2%), 36 dislikes (0.8%)
58:00 <johninj4> lol Doodle
58:00 <johninj4> that still gets me errytime
58:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Any more videos? 
58:00 <Christopher> Happy
58:00 <Christopher> Are u happy
58:00 <johninj4> Christopher the not so great
58:00 <Doodle> nothing interesting Skirmish
58:00 <Christopher> Cause iam not
58:00 <johninj4> its good to be humble man
58:00 <Doodle> tho i did drive past TheRon's bowls club earlier
59:00 <johninj4> the meek will inherit the earth
59:00 <johninj4> after everyone else has fucked it up
59:00 <johninj4> still good though
59:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: lol you should give a guided tour! 
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Christopher> Fucken kiss of death
59:00 <Christopher> Think about me
59:00 <johninj4> she set me up for the kiss of a black widow
59:00 <simba> u shouldve yelled out AUSTNET 
00:00 <johninj4> austnet 20 year anniversiray coming up soon
00:00 <johninj4> how are YOU gonna celibrate
00:00 <Christopher> Ruined my life
00:00 <simba> lololol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, yeah ... he's not funny
00:00 <simba> make a doco about chris and how irc ruined his life
01:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I watch that?
01:00 <johninj4> lol
01:00 <simba> Bastardly_One maybe u had ur eyes closed and the speakers off
01:00 <simba> or maybe u just suck
01:00 <Christopher> Fucken why
01:00 <simba> definitely 1 of them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no, he's definitely not funny
01:00 <johninj4> another one bites the dust
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the Jenn bit at the start was "cute" ... that's it 
02:00 <johninj4> jah guide i going in and jah guide i going out
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he's as funny as a terminal disease
02:00 <Christopher> Why do it if u not gonna do it again
02:00 <simba> ok calm down
02:00 <simba> sounds like u need some bongs first
02:00 <johninj4> it was a one off performace chris
02:00 <johninj4> deal with it already
02:00 <Christopher> No
03:00 <Adonis> yes hot as fuck
03:00 <johninj4> just be grateful you got anything mate
03:00 <johninj4> honestly
03:00 <Adonis> she loves me for my body
03:00 <johninj4> you were lucky
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher, why aren't you happy man?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think it was jenn's boob tube that made it ... some women can pull those off
03:00 <Christopher> U be great full when I kill myself
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Jenn did in that clip
03:00 <johninj4> yes
03:00 <johninj4> i am sick of hearing you wine erryday
03:00 <Christopher> Well
03:00 <johninj4> take digerati with you
04:00 <Christopher> Why do it in first place
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat cheese when they wine
04:00 <Skirmish> digerati, beehhh, beagle the list goes on.
04:00 <Christopher> Ruined my life
04:00 <johninj4> yeh just take the cunts that ruin chat with you chris
04:00 <johninj4> i will place flowers on your grave for tat
04:00 <johninj4> the austnet reaper
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if all the trouble was forced to leave from here you'd be one of the first forced Skirmish
04:00 <nate> take me!! yay
04:00 <johninj4> nah nate is ok
04:00 <johninj4> he can stay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> stop with the you're so much better crap ... you're nothing
05:00 <nate> noooooooooo!
05:00 <johninj4> nate you are stuck with us man
05:00 <Christopher> Fucken have a go cunt
05:00 <johninj4> it is your destiny
05:00 <Skirmish> Didn't stebie tell you to ignore me B1? 
05:00 <slinky_J> told you to put eachother on ignore
05:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't he tell you the same?
05:00 <slinky_J> or be kicked
05:00 <johninj4> i want you 2 want me
05:00 <johninj4> i need yu 2 need me
05:00 <simba> i want you to want to want me
06:00 <nate> its not nice to ignore beautiful people
06:00 <johninj4> lol
06:00 <Christopher> Fucken come back this year or my torment soul will haunt u
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
06:00 <simba> put a sock in it CHRIS
06:00 <johninj4> its ok chris, we will deal with that when it happens
06:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to visit him and put him out of his misery?
06:00 <johninj4> 1st things 1st mate
06:00 <simba> u
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll gladly hand the address over ... ought to see the place on Google Earth though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be wanting a hazmat suit going near it 
07:00 <johninj4> i lived in frankston man
07:00 <johninj4> nuff said
07:00 <Skirmish> B1 is Element checking up on peoples houses? 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <simba> yea paste the address in here cant say what will happen after tho
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in Noble Park
07:00 <johninj4> he lies about his adress though
08:00 <johninj4> i reckon you been duped
08:00 <simba> 123 Fake St
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he gave it out in sex one day
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish is'nt giving people personal details of others in Austnet a zlineable offense?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> totally raging off his head for people to come and fight him
08:00 <Christopher> Nah that bitch comes back
08:00 <Skirmish> Depends who you are I guess TokenDaRing. 
08:00 <Christopher> Or it's over
08:00 <Christopher> For life
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so, remember Excessive?
08:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: The quality of your PM tantrums and hysterics. 
09:00 <nate> chris needs love 2, comeon!;l
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy thought it'd be fun to fuck Chris up more and call the CAT Team
09:00 <johninj4> MyStRi0S^GurL
09:00 <simba> well he does need to be taken away
09:00 <simba> like in Taken
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ai *nods*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, was actually Serenity that told me to go check out how crap his place looked
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the newer pic is heaps better
11:00 <Christopher> I'll be dead before iam forty
11:00 <johninj4> do it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> seems the rust or blood stains have gone from the drive
11:00 <Christopher> U don't do that to someone
11:00 <johninj4> what is on your bucketlist Christopher
12:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
12:00 <johninj4> hi
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunny :)
12:00 <Christopher> Fuck off
12:00 <Sunbeam> Bastardly_One :)
12:00 <Christopher> All of u
12:00 <johninj4> calm down chris
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi johninj4 :)
12:00 <johninj4> its only a girl
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, use /leave and hush
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi Christopher :)
12:00 <Christopher> Hi
12:00 <Bastardly_One> women, as I said last night 
12:00 <johninj4> same thing
12:00 <Sunbeam> what about women?
12:00 <DoC> Sunbeam!!!!!
13:00 <Sunbeam> hi DoC :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if they didn't have vaginas you'd ignore them
13:00 <milk> hey chris
13:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
13:00 <johninj4> haha
13:00 <Christopher> Hi milk
13:00 <slinky_J> still got an asshole ;D
13:00 <DoC> lol @ Christopher
13:00 <johninj4> i save my sexism for the wee small hours
13:00 <milk> not enough respect for the music?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> john, wasnt my exact words was it?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I better say it nicer 
13:00 <johninj4> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunny, as if I'm serious
14:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris is wound up about nothing and it's a woman apparently 
14:00 <slinky_J> caught out!
14:00 <Sunbeam> i see
14:00 <Christopher> Ppl sin so I suffer?
14:00 <SparKles> what else is new
15:00 <Skirmish> Sunbeam: It's ok to say shit like that if you're only joking. It makes it all ok. 
15:00 <Christopher> Ruined my life
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher I sin all the time
15:00 <SparKles> it's normal for peopel to take 12 years to get over rejection
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I have sex out of wedlock
15:00 <DoC> Christopher fucked a woman last night who had aids?
15:00 <Sunbeam> not everyone may realise it's joking tho
15:00 <couleurs> RIP Christopher 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuk up Skirmish ... women are just as sexist with humour
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying so hard night after night
15:00 <Bastardly_One> enough people in charge tell you how boring you are
15:00 <Sunbeam> we can be Bastardly_One ....but we only joke
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet night after night after night 
16:00 <Sunbeam> :)
16:00 <Skirmish> lol paranoid much? 
16:00 <DoC> fuck off b1 stupid cunt
16:00 <Bastardly_One> better than being an ankle DoC
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're lower than a cunt 
16:00 <Doodle> i am sensing some hostility
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and always soooooooooooo angry
16:00 <Doodle> calm blue ocean
16:00 <DoC> lol
16:00 <SparKles> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> I am sensing someone has a mega stiffy and doesn't remember what he was told last night. 
17:00 <SparKles> wow
17:00 <slinky_J> fuck man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you Skirmish? you're the one going on 
17:00 <simba> why dont u put each other on ignore
17:00 <SparKles> drunk at the keyboared
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> stfu b1
17:00 <simba> its a conundrum
17:00 <Sunbeam> is this a mens room only?
17:00 <slinky_J> simba stebie told them to do it last night or he'd remove them
17:00 <simba> who can solve it
17:00 <Skirmish> I am going on? LOL ROFL! LMAO!!!
17:00 <Doodle> i hope not
17:00 <DoC> b1 u should stfu otherwise gtfo
17:00 <simba> word from the top
17:00 <simba> and the middle
18:00 <SparKles> jesus
18:00 <simba> christ
18:00 <DoC> Christopher where u've gone man?
18:00 <SparKles> when the lion lyes down with the lamb
18:00 <simba> when the cats away... the mice will play
18:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YREpu6d.gif
18:00 <couleurs> me irl
18:00 <SparKles> what happens when the mice are away though
19:00 <SparKles> nobody knows
19:00 <simba> cats rule everything around them
19:00 <SparKles> lol
19:00 <couleurs> russsiannnn jenkinssssssssss
19:00 <DoC> lol
19:00 <Sunbeam> the cat has no one to play with
19:00 <SparKles> CREAM
19:00 <amsy> lmao
19:00 <DoC> russian junkies?
19:00 <couleurs> oh hi amsy 
19:00 <simba> lmao he runs like donkey kong
20:00 <DoC> lol
20:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
20:00 <SparKles> i'm so fucked up i feel like piet on a normal day
21:00 <Sunbeam> hi StrykerX :)
21:00 <StrykerX> Hullo Sunbeam
21:00 <SparKles> Sunbeam is a friendly new chatter 
21:00 <amsy> hi cc !
21:00 <Sunbeam> new????
21:00 <SparKles> h=just searching for platonic friendship
21:00 <StrykerX> How be's you?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not new
21:00 <Sunbeam> been on austnet for over 11 years
22:00 <SparKles> congrats
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she's been on austnet always as long as I have
22:00 <Bastardly_One> only 11?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
22:00 <Sunbeam> aye
22:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was longer 
22:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
22:00 <Sunbeam> i was on oz.org before that
22:00 <SparKles> i'm not sure what to say when people say that man
22:00 <Sunbeam> lol
22:00 <SparKles> "i feel your pain"
22:00 <Doodle> D:
22:00 <simba> only consecutive years count guys u r back to noob status
23:00 <SparKles> lol
23:00 <SparKles> back to level 1 chatters
23:00 <SparKles> you got to grind all over again
23:00 <simba> grind on me
23:00 <Sunbeam> must admit didn't come in here much
24:00 <SparKles> "whatever happened tooo.." "stfu and grind"
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john ... I know what you mean ... it's like ... do I feel sorry for them or mock them?
24:00 <SparKles> yeh man
24:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/LiveKindDodobird
24:00 <SparKles> it's hardly a badge of honour
24:00 <couleurs> bvp r bak
26:00 <SparKles> couleurs in africa
26:00 <simba> bvp
26:00 <simba> jared leto from fight club out of nowhere
27:00 <SparKles> i don't want to wait in vain
27:00 <couleurs> reus v2.0
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh man!
27:00 <slinky_J> fart club
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Jared Leto needs to DIE!
27:00 <couleurs> 2 reuses
27:00 <slinky_J> *poot*
27:00 <Doodle> wait in the waiting area
27:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> saw the gurl i like just now and told her to add me to facebook and sheeeeees hot for me =)
27:00 <SparKles> wow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is there a more arrogant "artist" on earth?
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i only get to see her once a fortnight so it sucks
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate that guy
28:00 <slinky_J> is she hot?
28:00 <Doodle> Pieter`Mr_Matey: is she a blind deaf masochist?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> his band are fantastic ... without him in them
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> shes very hot
28:00 <Skirmish> B1, serious question. Why is everyone "arrogant" to you? 
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> canadian accent
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> nice blonde
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> very very nice girl
28:00 <SparKles> i wish i could steal peits girlfriends but its just not worth it
28:00 <DoC> B1 is a old fat fuck
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hah , its more the other way around
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like anyone who seriously believes they are better than anyone else Skirmish
28:00 <SparKles> you do try piet
28:00 <SparKles> you do
28:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i always end up with every one elses fiances n girlfriends
29:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its why so many men dispies me
29:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> despies 
29:00 <Doodle> Pieter`Mr_Matey your drug counsellor giving you her fb doesnt mean she wants to fuck you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not one person is better than anyone else ... it's some choose to make less fuckity decisions than others IMO
29:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> again with the drugs 
29:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why are drugs always going through your head ?
29:00 <Doodle> well you are a walking pharmacy
29:00 <Skirmish> Doodle:  yeah it does!  If someone adds you on facebook is obviously means they are DTF. 
29:00 <SparKles> not one of my exes has been despo enough to date piet
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, fuck up ... no-one is in the mood for you tonight
29:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> considering i only mention it in response to your idiotic comments 
29:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i never mention drug related shit otherwise
29:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make us waste the next hour belittling you
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why is it you always do
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and Bastardly_One
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and the 2 other twits
30:00 <SparKles> get back in your box piet
30:00 <Skirmish> B1: Do you consider the fact that you often talk for everyone, to be arrogant of yourself? 
30:00 <Doodle> oh boo bloody hoo
30:00 <Doodle> jesus
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> ahh yes
30:00 <DoC> B1 selling drugs on IRC
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it all the time?
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> boo bloody hoo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it occassionally
30:00 <simba> booo bloody hoo
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it shows that drugs are within YOUR mind
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> not mine
30:00 <Skirmish> Does that make it different? 
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> you only project your insecurities onto me
30:00 <Doodle> ok
30:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and on that *muah*
30:00 <Doodle> your drug use is all in my mind Pieter
30:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
30:00 <SparKles> dude what did he just say?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I sold drugs on irc over a decade ago ... not my fault there's suckers out there willing to pay $40 a gram when I was saying it as a joke
31:00 <simba> everyone typing is so old and bored
31:00 <Doodle> simba dont project your old and bored insecurities onto me
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> you paste my facebook info for ?
31:00 <simba> jeez now u catch on
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> to show how insecure you are with yourself ?
31:00 <SparKles> we are young and free
31:00 <simba> thats years old m8
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> no confidence
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> no self esteem
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, don't you project your Ballarat onto everyone m8
31:00 <Doodle> welcome to years ago
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't be a downer
31:00 <DoC> Skirmish, he wont understand what u asking him
31:00 <simba> calm down its a bit of fun Pieter`Mr_Matey
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and you think pasting that is gonna make what ?
31:00 <Doodle> good grief
31:00 <simba> cant believe u have never seen it b4
31:00 <Doodle> y so srs
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im calm
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im asking
32:00 <simba> its iconic man
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle ... like I am?
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why is it that when a person responds
32:00 <simba> did u ever realise its an entire sentence 
32:00 <Skirmish> DoC: Yeah I know that. Maybe realising he is everything he rails against could make him become less of a dick though? 
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its someone raging
32:00 <SparKles> why not try impress the new girl with your meth rants
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> or someone flippin out
32:00 <SparKles> we are tired of you
32:00 <SparKles> so tired
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> that doesnt make sense
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what I eye roll about most nights ... I will let people know if I am serious ... most of the time I am yanking chains
32:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> then ignore me and quit ya bitchin
32:00 <DoC> Skirmish, B1 is a old fat cunt who uses IRC 24/7
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as john told you ... I'm hardly fat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nice diss at the time by the way john :P
32:00 <simba> hes big boned
33:00 <DoC> Skirmish, lol yeah
33:00 <SparKles> he is an old cunt, not fat though
33:00 <nate> doc u are listing all good things ;D
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> john hahahaha
33:00 <Doodle> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54264361.jpg
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> he still thinks mandyjane is female
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and lives near him
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and tells people he met her
33:00 <SparKles> lol
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> when she lives in brighton
33:00 <simba> WTF
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> or did when he told people he was meeting her
33:00 <SparKles> piet gets his mandys confused
33:00 <Doodle> brighton nudie beach
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> no
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> mandyjane
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why
33:00 <Doodle> the nipples are bigger
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? mandyane is in NSW idiot
33:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> cos I met the GUY
33:00 <Doodle> its the cold wind
34:00 <SparKles> i don't care what guys you meet piet
34:00 <Doodle> did you meet him for sex?
34:00 <SparKles> seriously
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it only shows how gullable you kids are
34:00 <SparKles> ok m8
34:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Pieter`Mr_Matey going full retard. 
34:00 <SparKles> back in your box
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, seriously ... what are you doing tomorrow arvo?
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> a person just have to show fake pics and use his gurlie voice on the phone to convince yas
34:00 <Doodle> why else would you meet someone orr irc
34:00 <Doodle> off
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> its hilarious :)
34:00 <SparKles> BACK IN YOUR BOX GIMP
34:00 <slinky_J> mandyjane that pug fugly chick?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna do lunch at Mellisa's?
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why would i meet someone off irc ?
34:00 <Doodle> for sex
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> because everyone met everyone back in the early years 
34:00 <simba> human contact
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be in Collingwood tomorrow afternoon for a bit 
34:00 <Doodle> thatw aht irc is for
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it was quite normal
34:00 <SparKles> he never got it
34:00 <Doodle> *thats what
34:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> people were normal
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll meet you for lunch at Melissas
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> there were no trolls
35:00 <simba> did u ever mix with the humans?
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and the 2 or 3 there were out of 800
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> werent welcome in the chan
35:00 <simba> wow sounds awesome dude
35:00 <Doodle> go and have lunch with b1 and we will all troll from the footpath
35:00 <SparKles> you aint nobody until you have knocked up an irc girl piet
35:00 <simba> so jealous u experienced that
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> people actually socialied and the parties werent geeky not when 300 turn up in a big place in eltham and upwey
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll even shout Piet
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> atleast 30% of people got chlamydia
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> it was a gang bang in itself 
35:00 <Skirmish> This place used to be all gangbangs and drugs and then sex some more hey Pieter`Mr_Matey. You still dream of the old days of irc. 
35:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> so yes , it was normal to meet people
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the original slooder parties
35:00 <Doodle> at least 90% of statistics are made up
35:00 <simba> brb ticking off 2015 in my giant calendar of years pieter brings up the old days of irc
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what it was Skirmish
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> now it isnt cos theres not many people worth meeting
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to type that actually
36:00 <Doodle> all i see is waaah waaah waaah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's called "socialising" to him
36:00 <SparKles> lol
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> he brought it up , i cant respond without some idiotic response from you ?
36:00 <simba> ill meet u Pieter`Mr_Matey
36:00 <Doodle> ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was just big drunken gang bangs
36:00 <Doodle> i'll make my responses less idiotic
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> why would I wanna meet someone who doesnt seem like a nice person ?
36:00 <Skirmish> Time to stop living in the past Pieter`Mr_Matey. Old days are gone mate. People grew up and moved on to bigger better things and left you behind. 
36:00 <simba> im a good actor 
36:00 <SparKles> just because you copped the brown piet
36:00 <simba> u will like me mate
36:00 <simba> ill buy u a burger
36:00 <Bastardly_One> grew up being the operative term
36:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> copped the brown
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> errr
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> whatever that means
37:00 <simba> lets burg bitch
37:00 <Bastardly_One> piet is stil trapped in the mind and era of his teenager years
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> no
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> im not
37:00 <simba> september 2015 burg meet everyones invited
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are
37:00 <Doodle> i am
37:00 <Doodle> i still wear cross colours
37:00 <Doodle> and my starter hat
37:00 <SparKles> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you've the emotional maturity of a 13yr old Piet
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> starter cap
37:00 <slinky_J> LOL
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> starter hat , jesus 
37:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> :/
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll still shout you lunch if you're willing to show up though
38:00 <Doodle> i'm joking, fuck
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I jsut refuse to think a person can be so fucked
38:00 <SparKles> piet never got satire
38:00 <Skirmish> [24/05/2014 13:52:29] (Pieter): Dont forget, Ive been here from the beginning .... This place was a full on meet n greet irc meet parties , gangbangs, drugs , lots of laughs n more sex .... No one with an attitude to corrupt would ever been allowed to stay within the social gathering back then ....
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so I want to meet you to witness it 
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> SparKles: why are you talking like you know me ?
38:00 <slinky_J> would you be shouting him lunch so that you could then come back on irc and talk about him
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me.mp3 (3.69MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:01)
38:00 <Skirmish> Yesterday ... all my troubles seemed so far away ... 
38:00 <SparKles> why are you talking piet?
38:00 <SparKles> just stop
38:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> IGNORE ME AND STOP WHINGING
38:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky, not my style ... unless it turned out to be actual fact
39:00 <Skirmish> Don't forget ... Piet's been here from the beginning. 
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> jesus , you said that already .... 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then you would have to say something i think slinks
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Melissas is a greek place
39:00 <slinky_J> word
39:00 <Doodle> each other
39:00 <Bastardly_One> does the best spanakoptia in melbourne
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if not the world
39:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> woop tropic thunder:)
39:00 <SparKles> <Pieter`Mr_Matey> saw the gurl i like just now and told her to add me to facebook and sheeeeees hot for me =)
40:00 <slinky_J> i dunno what spanakoptia is
40:00 <SparKles> so why are you talking to us
40:00 <slinky_J> sounds like a disease africans get
40:00 <SparKles> you have a new facebook friend to brag too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> slink, cheese and spinach in filo pasty
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but greek style is different
40:00 <SparKles> get busy man
40:00 <SparKles> maybe you can sell her your bike
40:00 <slinky_J> that would make an african sick.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bah! dunno what your missing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> cheese and dirt taste
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yummo!
41:00 <slinky_J> i love cheese n spinach
41:00 <Bastardly_One> spinach is the best tasting dirt stuff ever
41:00 <simba> spinach is alright with a lotta lemon
41:00 <Skirmish> Pieter`Mr_Matey is living in the film clip for the song Estranged.  "Talking to myself, and nobodies home ....."
42:00 <simba> good 1 Skirmish
42:00 <simba> got anything else to talk about
42:00 <slinky_J> GOOD ONE
42:00 <Skirmish> simba: Maybe some drugs mang. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard even Pieters voice tell him to stfu they're so sick of his shit 
42:00 <simba> r u just bored of everything except Bastardly_One and pieter
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> What's wrong simba? 
42:00 <simba> nothing
43:00 <simba> making myself laugh
43:00 <slinky_J> all you want for christmas is a new joke book
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember a stage where Skirmish was cool
43:00 <Doodle> when was that
43:00 <simba> when was that
43:00 <Doodle> :D
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and didn't suck and wasn't such as arrogant wang
43:00 <slinky_J> that was when
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you two
43:00 <SparKles> there's a hole in the world 2nite
43:00 <Doodle> wheee
43:00 <slinky_J> wee wee
44:00 <Bastardly_One> do I want an icypole, a zooper dooper or an icecream
44:00 <Doodle> there thats raised the maturity level
44:00 <Bastardly_One> first world problems
44:00 <Skirmish> Well I will go back to being silent because it seems that by typing I invoke Simba's ire. 
44:00 <Doodle> i have zooper doopers in the freezer
45:00 <Doodle> but i will do exercise instead of eating them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... the entire room was bagging him out 
45:00 <SparKles> i have only frozen tears
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stop being such a matyr Skirmish
45:00 <SparKles> bittersweet
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have all 3 Doodle but I can't decide
45:00 <Doodle> what bout http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54264361.jpg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> think I want a lime zooper dooper
45:00 <simba> my life for hire
45:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish still is cool B1
45:00 <Skirmish> You've got the stage B1. Nobody can see you for what you are mate. You've got all the backup. You've won #melbourne. Gratz. 
46:00 <StrykerX> It's a matter of opinion.
46:00 <slinky_J> all these dudes on fb mirin they big muscley bods and all these chicks on fb wearin hardly anythin
46:00 <slinky_J> teh webz was worth inventing
46:00 <slinky_J> *nods*
46:00 <doctor> hot
47:00 <slinky_J> i wish idris elba was my stepdad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, the way I see if he came back and jumped in the middle of something with element and a few others ... he used to be actually percieve differnt types of sarcasm and humour 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and as for Skirmish's last post to me?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I am crying tears of laughter
47:00 <slinky_J> fk up and put eachother on ignore already
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I have *no* op in my pocket idiot
47:00 <simba> its not a competition 
47:00 <slinky_J> fkn ell moit
47:00 <slinky_J> ELL MOIT
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they actually tell me off heaps in pm
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all of them
48:00 <ooomp> You ladies fighting again
48:00 <StrykerX> I'm not gonna lie PM. I don't believe that for a minute.
48:00 <slinky_J> this ozzie day mate goin crank up the barbie slap me misses arse 
48:00 <Skirmish> Of course it's not a competition. It's just about who can cry the hardest and it seems that simba and stebie have decided the winner is Bastardly_One. 
48:00 <doctor> someone needs to die is all
48:00 <slinky_J> rev up me car mate
48:00 <simba> Skirmish can u stop talking about Bastardly_One
48:00 <simba> im not telling you to
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't do it man 
48:00 <simba> im genuinely wondering if you can
48:00 <Doodle> slinky_J: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=zu105j&s=8#.VMDHa0eUeM6
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an obsession
48:00 <Doodle> rev up me car m8
48:00 <Skirmish> simba: Fuck off mate. You've ignored everything he's said to me tonight so you can ignore mine to him.
48:00 <slinky_J> oh cheers Doodle mate
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and naturally I get tired and react
49:00 <slinky_J> a vid woo whee
49:00 <simba> ive been ignoring everything and just saying ignore each other
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <StrykerX> B1, you have no idea how much you sound like Pieter now bro
49:00 <StrykerX> :/
49:00 <StrykerX> I feel for you
50:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, shut up ... you nearly killed me ... fuckin' ... laughing with a lung full of smoke isn't nice
50:00 <Doodle> its bliss
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was the "I feel for you"
50:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
50:00 <StrykerX> I genuinely do
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up damn it 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> wait doesn't B1 have some lung condition
50:00 <slinky_J> sounds choice
50:00 <TokenDaRing> and shouldn't smoke
50:00 <slinky_J> nice car
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're spoiling my fun 
50:00 <StrykerX> Anyone who sounds like Pieter needs pullin up on it
50:00 <Doodle> cheers m8
50:00 <slinky_J> CANT FKN DO THAT TINY BIT OF GARDENING THOUGH?
50:00 <slinky_J> IT'S GRASS MATE
50:00 <Doodle> no i have a gardener
50:00 <slinky_J> lolz
50:00 <StrykerX> It's a serious mental condition
51:00 <Doodle> and he is shit
51:00 <slinky_J> sames
51:00 <Doodle> i dont pay him much tho cos he is ethnic
51:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
51:00 <StrykerX> Racist.
51:00 <Doodle> he will just waste it on burritos
51:00 <slinky_J> reminds me of the spanish guy in Haunted House 2
51:00 <Doodle> lol i'm kidding he is aussie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't hire a local guy going around soon really cheap Doodle ... I mean don't hire him ... why? they're my fliers you'll see
51:00 <ooomp> He'll just waste it on Vegemite then Doodle
51:00 <Doodle> its ok i have a dude
51:00 <Doodle> lol ooomp!
51:00 <Doodle> when did you sneak in
52:00 <ooomp> I have this ability
52:00 <Doodle> i noticed
52:00 <Doodle> ::o
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a free lawn mover and stuff ... thought I might be able to make pocket money on them
52:00 <simba> aussies love their vegemite, and kangaroos, both on toast
52:00 <Doodle> my eyes fell out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I am gonna try anyway
52:00 <ooomp> I would have said four eyes
52:00 <Doodle> i have those too
52:00 <ooomp> But hey. Let's go with that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi ooomp ... good work last we spoke by the way
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the message after you left
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
53:00 <Doodle> she still has her pants down Bastardly_One
53:00 <Doodle> btw
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that must of been the time before
53:00 <ooomp> I wasn't even wearing pants
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
53:00 <Doodle> FINE
53:00 <Doodle> w/evs
53:00 <ooomp> They were shorts -___-
53:00 <couleurs> pics
53:00 <Doodle> x2
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't of even been game to call them shorts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but supposedly yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
54:00 <Doodle> fart splitters
54:00 <StrykerX> Short shrots? ;D
54:00 <StrykerX> Shorts*
54:00 <ooomp> Who wears short shorts?
54:00 <StrykerX> Dyslexic moment much??
54:00 <Bastardly_One> more like short short shorts
54:00 <ooomp> Who sang that song
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you got a bit over excited ... true
54:00 <ooomp> Doodle?
54:00 <couleurs> bort sampsin
54:00 <Doodle> some ancient band
55:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> hahha bort
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a hotpants song
55:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> that scene made me laugh
55:00 <simba> alvin and the chippants
55:00 <ooomp> Yeah good stuff Doodle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> don't remember a short shorts song though
55:00 <Doodle> ty
55:00 <ooomp> Really informative
55:00 <Doodle> i try
55:00 <slinky_J> bort
56:00 <ooomp> I mean really fucking great, I tried searching some ancient band and I got a photo of you
56:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <Doodle> rude
56:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> yeh he wanted a name plate thingy , no bart but there was a bort
56:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> lil kid comes in named bort
57:00 <slinky_J> mordecai and the rigbys yeeeyuhh!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was defo a song about short shorts?
57:00 <StrykerX> Yes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to think I'm a Google Master
57:00 <slinky_J> well, I'm going to watch this movie where this black american man terrorizes a black american woman 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOTr04YTwE
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Royal Teens - Short Shorts (Jan 15, 2009) 2:38 - Category: Music - 227,302 views - 889 likes (96.6%), 31 dislikes (3.4%)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what a horrible song this is!
58:00 <Doodle> its pretty bad
58:00 <Bastardly_One> man! this is bad!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> innit?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's shocking
59:00 <ooomp> Sweet music
59:00 <Bastardly_One> kid bands were apparently shit back then
59:00 <ooomp> Kid bands are always shit really
59:00 <ooomp> The high pitched voices. Ugh.
59:00 <simba> what about the jacksons
59:00 <ooomp> ^
00:00 <Doodle> what about them
00:00 <simba> nothing. fuck em
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <ooomp> Doodle already did
00:00 <Doodle> gross
00:00 <simba> the jackson 5 surprise
00:00 <Doodle> theyre all like 60
00:00 <ooomp> You enjoyed Janet most likely
00:00 <Doodle> i liked la toya's removable everything
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they were the 70s
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know why that band got anywhere
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a clip with them and Jerry Lewis too
01:00 <Doodle> cos they were talented
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Jerry *liked* kids
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya know what I mean 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> married his 13 yr old niece 
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <Doodle> you mean jerry LEE lewis
01:00 <Doodle> not jerry lewis
01:00 <Doodle> big diff
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yes sorry
01:00 <ooomp> Way too many kid fiddlers in the world
01:00 <Bastardly_One> BIG diff
02:00 <Doodle> it was legal when he married her
02:00 <Doodle> she was 13
02:00 <Doodle> which is legal in some states
02:00 <Doodle> or was
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah .. was just a comment though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not talented ... had to be the reason
02:00 <ooomp> I'm glad you know all of these rules Doodle
02:00 <ooomp> Makes me wonder
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Doodle> i dont live in alabama or whatever
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I love all those laws to use against them when trolling them in chat
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
03:00 <StrykerX> I want more Doritos :(
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 2 big packs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> unopened since before Christmas
03:00 <ooomp> Best doritos flavour is?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll dcc then?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nacho cheese 
03:00 <Doodle> doritos are really bad for you
03:00 <StrykerX> I like original the best
03:00 <Doodle> just sayin
03:00 <StrykerX> Bit salty
03:00 <StrykerX> Mmmmm
04:00 <ooomp> Pick a flavour
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I love nacho cheese
04:00 <simba> yep the green ones rock
04:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, you're really bad for people too. :P
04:00 <Doodle> pff
04:00 <simba> they all rock doritos rock
04:00 <Doodle> i'm wonderful
04:00 <ooomp> I prefer the supreme cheese
04:00 <StrykerX> I just had Cheese Supreme
04:00 <simba> usually when somethings bad for u it rocks
04:00 <StrykerX> I want Original now badly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get cheese supreme if I can't find nacho cheese
04:00 <Doodle> go for a run around the block instead
05:00 <ooomp> You go for a run around the block
05:00 <StrykerX> Might get a cab to the shops
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00 <StrykerX> Well over .05 atm
05:00 <Doodle> i am going to soon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I have another shop run soon too
05:00 <ooomp> Its going to be dark soon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't get more though
05:00 <Doodle> its dark
05:00 <StrykerX> It's already dark
05:00 <Doodle> i'm tuff
05:00 <Bastardly_One> walking at night here
05:00 <ooomp> I can still see outside..
05:00 <StrykerX> Ya mums tuff.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> is less dangerous than the day
05:00 <StrykerX> IM SO FUNNY
05:00 <ooomp> Not exactly pitch dark
05:00 <Bastardly_One> less grandmas on the road to kill you
05:00 <slinky_J> and soon the darkness!
05:00 <Doodle> sun sets in the west so its lighter there ooomp
06:00 <StrykerX> Less grandmas, more asians
06:00 <simba> pitch dark
06:00 <ooomp> :/
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <ooomp> I'm not in the west..
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the only danger on Ballarat streets is bad driving while crossing the road
06:00 <Doodle> i am
06:00 <StrykerX> I had an asian tram driver today
06:00 <Doodle> wester than you
06:00 <StrykerX> We nearlly hit 2 trucks and 3 cars
06:00 <ooomp> But you said its dark
06:00 <Doodle> it is
06:00 <StrykerX> And that was just on Collins st
06:00 <ooomp> Not.
06:00 <Doodle> i'd take a photo
06:00 <Doodle> but its dark
06:00 <StrykerX> loll
06:00 <ooomp> Doodle
07:00 <StrykerX> Too drk to take a photo of the dark
07:00 <StrykerX> Dark*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, that's the danger with those trams though ... all you need to do is turn on a button and put a foot on an accelerator
07:00 <slinky_J> GO WEST
07:00 <slinky_J> la la la lalala
07:00 <StrykerX> Trams are piss easy to "drive"
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no actual technique to driving a tram 
07:00 <ooomp> My phone autocorrect suggests Doodlebug as an alternative to Doodle
07:00 <Doodle> no
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you'd still have to be careful
07:00 <StrykerX> All they have is a brake and an accelerator
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I was getting at
08:00 <StrykerX> It turns and keeps itself straight
08:00 <StrykerX> Can't swerve dumbcunts though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and sounds like he couldn't give a fuck and thought he was a tank
08:00 <StrykerX> lol @ doodlebug
08:00 <StrykerX> Given autocorrect goes by common words..
08:00 <StrykerX> One has to wonder what you've been saying.
09:00 <StrykerX> Commonly used words sorry.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the samsung auto correct though has it's own dialect
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I never say most of the words it suggests
09:00 <StrykerX> My Galaxy has learned fuck, shit, cunt, etc.
09:00 <StrykerX> It suggests them now
09:00 <StrykerX> :D
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if a word is cu something
09:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt is always the first choice
10:00 <StrykerX> I type "fu" and it suggests fuck.
10:00 <StrykerX> :')
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I only need to hit an F
10:00 <StrykerX> Hardk0re
10:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's fuck, fucking, fucked
10:00 <slinky_J> illegal movie downloads 4 evaaa
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I use it a lot in texts as you can kind of gather
10:00 <StrykerX> I miss my 33125 though
10:00 <slinky_J> who's with me :P
10:00 <StrykerX> Snake 2!
10:00 <StrykerX> ER
10:00 <StrykerX> 3315*
11:00 <StrykerX> You could run it over with a tram and it'd still work afterward
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and they didn't mind toilet bowls
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me you have never dropped a phone in the toilet
12:00 <slinky_J> i haz never dropped a fone in the toilet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> my favourite phone ever though was a Actel I had
13:00 <slinky_J> halleluja
13:00 <Bastardly_One> had a spooky ringtone 
13:00 <slinky_J> my favourite phone contained candy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could tell you the song ... you'd all know it 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a gothic dracula type tune
13:00 <Bastardly_One> da na naaaaa da na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
13:00 <Zade> the munsters theme?
13:00 <slinky_J> ur always talkin about songs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh a classic piece 
14:00 <slinky_J> get into aboriginal music
14:00 <Bastardly_One> pipe organ stuff
14:00 <Zade> oh addams family then
14:00 <slinky_J> im way into it
14:00 <slinky_J> its ab-original
14:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the song in the game Ghosts and Goblins
14:00 <Bastardly_One> da na na ... da na na na naaaaaaaaaaaah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dah na na ... da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that anyway
15:00 <couleurs> my ringtone is spiderman 2 theme
15:00 <Bastardly_One> slinks, I love music as much as you do film ... so of course I talk about muzak a lot
16:00 <slinky_J> amazing spiderman 2?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine right now is just an old school dial ring
16:00 <slinky_J> i got teh game
16:00 <slinky_J> i HATE films
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we can tell ... as much as the xBONE
17:00 <couleurs> yes i'm amazing
17:00 <slinky_J> I'm betting the poor victim in this film is black because the antagonist is black
17:00 <couleurs> i'm black
17:00 <slinky_J> and with idris elba as the antagonist they wouldnt want ppl pullin the race card by having a caucasian woman in a house all alone with a small child
17:00 <slinky_J> heh
18:00 <simba> im a cone piece
18:00 <simba> <Christopher> i cone in piece
19:00 <xm> cone in 60 seconds 
20:00 <xm> -- christopher 
20:00 <slinky_J> lord of the cones
20:00 <couleurs> cone n coner 
20:00 <simba> nicholas cage tries to rip glassies with the big boys
20:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait to see nick cage in JOE
21:00 <couleurs> G.I. JOOOEEEEEE
21:00 <simba> is he gi joe?
21:00 <couleurs> porkchop sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <slinky_J> nah its like his attempt for a tour de force performance
21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnWlLTqu4Y
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: porkchop sandwiches (Jun 30, 2006) 0:44 - Category: Pets & Animals - 920,327 views - 3,452 likes (97.6%), 86 dislikes (2.4%)
22:00 <simba> whats that like his MAGNUM OPUS
22:00 <slinky_J> so if sydney is gonna have a bacon festival
22:00 <slinky_J> and this is being posted around fb
22:00 <slinky_J> when will the muslims start complaining
23:00 <simba> they can only complain between 10pm and 6am
23:00 <slinky_J> lol y
24:00 <slinky_J> cause the rest of the time they are praying?
25:00 <simba> something about being on a full stomach
26:00 <slinky_J> laeem
32:00 <simba> teletubbies
38:00 <Christopher> Ne1 not into head games
38:00 <Christopher> ??????????
38:00 <Lwaxana> B1 you watching it?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go afk buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
41:00 <slinky_J> oh me gosh holes in ma socks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> pm me the scores when they happen 
41:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get new pairs
41:00 <slinky_J> :o
41:00 <Bastardly_One> go to coles
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they tend to forget them under your arm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pass it on 
42:00 <doctor> i think i am chris, but usually on the receiving end
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not stealing if you forget
42:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwax, anyway ... keep me posted in pm ... gtg for a little bit ... bbs
42:00 <Christopher> Hi
43:00 <doctor> hello
43:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sng_CdAAw8M
43:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rhye - Open (Feb 4, 2013) 4:28 - Category: Music - 8,853,122 views - 60,958 likes (98.5%), 909 dislikes (1.5%)
43:00 <xm> http://m.fasterlouder.com.au/news/41680/Some-lunatic-has-mashed-up-all-your-favourite-Hottest-100-songs-with-Taylor-Swift-vocals
43:00 <xm> good 1 son
43:00 <StrykerX> Hello Christopher
44:00 <Christopher> Yep
44:00 <simba> go taylor win that thing
46:00 <Sunbeam> yw buok
46:00 <Sunbeam> oops
46:00 <slinky_J> cant get into this movie
46:00 <slinky_J> :/
46:00 <slinky_J> im just not into black women
47:00 <slinky_J> so i dont care if she lives or dies
47:00 <slinky_J> that fat detective from that tv show with the computer program that watches everybody
53:00 <Christopher> Bullshit
53:00 <Picard> Christopher
53:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Christopher
02:00 <Picard> faux
02:00 <slinky_J> my gosh
02:00 <slinky_J> you know you're 32 when you're attracted to a 41 yr old hottie in a film
02:00 <slinky_J> :o 
02:00 <Picard> what are u talking about junky?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard, have those two kids stolen more of your tools?
03:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about
03:00 <slinky_J> dont call me junky you fat slob.
06:00 <LeMz> well well well..
06:00 <slinky_J> picard irl http://mostextremenews.com/man-cheats-wife-goat/
06:00 <slinky_J> huhu
08:00 <simba> bestiality how could u
09:00 <faux> Ok
09:00 <slinky_J> :o and a turkey too!
09:00 <TokenDaRing> he had no where else to turn
09:00 <TokenDaRing> his wife is out being the town bike
09:00 <TokenDaRing> his animals are his only friends
10:00 <slinky_J> the town tram
10:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J is that because a bunch of guys ride her at the same time?
10:00 <simba> if i could talk with the animals
11:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha yea
11:00 <slinky_J> lol simba
13:00 <simba> lol Student
13:00 <slinky_J> after paying out picard I'm thinking about throwing out these sausages
14:00 <simba> picard is the sound birds make *begerk* ur a bird picard
14:00 <Christopher> Stop fucking with me
15:00 <slinky_J> quote of the day
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher no one is doing anything man
15:00 <TokenDaRing> chill out
15:00 <TokenDaRing> relax
16:00 <slinky_J> "Because there is only one thing that a rat likes better'n a free lunch and that is making more rats."
16:00 <Christopher> When it says I disconnected
16:00 <TokenDaRing> where does it say you're disconnected?
16:00 <Christopher> Ppl are fucking with me
17:00 <slinky_J> fuck back you pussy
17:00 <Christopher> Ppl are gonna pay
17:00 <Skirmish> Christopher: Simba is doing it to you.
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher is getting mad
17:00 <TokenDaRing> he's going to hit someone up
18:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5492/07CdNUsof0iXOkyyLe8haw/0_0.jpg
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <simba> brill
19:00 <Doodle> phwoar crikey
19:00 <faux> phwoar
20:00 <faux> dat shroom lyf
20:00 <Doodle> kekeke
20:00 <Doodle> werd
20:00 <faux> I feel like mario
20:00 <Skirmish> phwoar crikey ... who do you think you are? Steve Irwin reincarnated? 
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <simba> ay carumba
20:00 <Doodle> i do say phwoar crikey actually
20:00 <Doodle> :\
20:00 <faux> Speak French to me
20:00 <Doodle> ma petit fleur
21:00 <Skirmish> wee wee
21:00 <slinky_J> hot
21:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> mmmmm yummie meee
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <Doodle> comment allez vous
21:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i got the body wash  that makes gurls heart race :)
21:00 <slinky_J> neone here watch that show If You Are The One?
21:00 <slinky_J> on sbs2
21:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i got the body wash that makes gurls wanna lay down and snuggle
22:00 <stebie> yes
22:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> with their head on my abdoman
22:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and they know what comes next =)
22:00 <simba> did u get the body wash HEARTRACER
22:00 <slinky_J> I love how picky the ladies are
22:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> all cos i smell yummie
22:00 <faux> abdoman
22:00 <faux> Sounds lebanese
22:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> naa brut body wash
22:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> ;p
22:00 <slinky_J> the things they say seem rude, because they are so blunt
22:00 <Doodle> brut lol
23:00 <faux> llllllllol
23:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> naa i love my jean paul gaultier body wash :))
23:00 <faux> old spicr
23:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> and fcuk
23:00 <Doodle> so you smell like my dad shut up faux
23:00 <faux> hahahahahahaha
23:00 <stebie> slinky_J, i saw an ep where this guy followed/stalked one of the contestants during uni, saw her on the show and went and did this whole monologue to win her heart
23:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha!!!
23:00 <stebie> she rejected him... and where it usually says "failed to get a date", instead it said "epic fail"
23:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> any one used htc sync ?
23:00 <slinky_J> serious!
23:00 <Skirmish> I have old spice after shave. It's good stuff. 
24:00 <slinky_J> I want to see that ep
24:00 <Doodle> faux he turns 70 next month, you going to jump out of the cake?
24:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> i wanna sync my music but dunno how to create a playlist with selected music
24:00 <stebie> yeah, haven't deleted that recording on my pvr
24:00 <faux> Fuck yeah I am
24:00 <Doodle> loool
24:00 <faux> I already sent him nudes
24:00 <Doodle> aw
24:00 <faux> Early gift
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> well
24:00 <Doodle> its my bday before his
24:00 <slinky_J> I love when the contestants sing to the women
24:00 <stebie> bloody aussies, come on !
24:00 <slinky_J> and to us it sounds like an animal dying
24:00 <slinky_J> I wonder what it sounds like to them
25:00 <slinky_J> If we did a version of If You Are The One the ladies would be off the show and with a guy so fast..
25:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMFOVSWn0mI
25:00 <Doodle> yw
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10 hours of OH MY DAYUM (Aug 22, 2012) 10:00:00 - Category: Music - 2,125,961 views - 23,333 likes (98.2%), 418 dislikes (1.8%)
25:00 <stebie> they'll ask questions like "how much money do you have?"
25:00 <slinky_J> "Yeah Tomo's a great lad, drinks, farts, goes to clubs" 
27:00 <slinky_J> VS Arashi is a fun show :P
27:00 <Picard> junky
27:00 <beagle> taco ?
27:00 <beagle> taco is an ass hole
28:00 <slinky_J> hey Picard did you see the post somebody here in this chatroom posted for you? here it is http://mostextremenews.com/man-cheats-wife-goat/ <- Picard irl
28:00 <beagle> he tries take this room over with his stupid fucking room.
28:00 <slinky_J> I think it was Christopher
28:00 <Mody> taco is a wanker
28:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KE9lvU810
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock (Jul 29, 2011) 4:59 - Category: Music - 3,375,175 views - 16,789 likes (98.5%), 255 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <Mody> so are the ppl who use his room
28:00 <beagle> he sure fucken is. dont let him back in here. for while if u care
28:00 <LeMz> stebie! you're still around!
28:00 <beagle> i left it im like which is better i want both i decided on here .
28:00 <Mody> he invited me in then banned me
29:00 <Mody> i have no idea who he even is, then he kept flooding my screen with TACO OWNED
29:00 <beagle> fucken dumb shit oh my channel name is hash
29:00 <Skirmish> Some of the most sensible and rational conversations I have had on irc in the past 6 months have happened in Taco's room. Don't knock it. 
29:00 <Mody> nobody cares Skirmish
29:00 <Doodle> why does he keep harassing me
29:00 <Doodle> can i report him to some sort of authority
29:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: He likes you? 
29:00 <Doodle> :(
29:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Mody> i tried they dont care
30:00 <simba> Mody u da man
30:00 <Doodle> its ruining my austnet experience
30:00 <simba> speaking of ruining my austnet experience *****points obviously at Maurice*
30:00 <simba> dont type Maurice 
30:00 <Mody> lol
30:00 <Skirmish> You should come chat with us in there Doodle. It's fun. 
30:00 <Picard> junky, nothing u say is of importance to me
30:00 <slinky_J> must be
30:00 <Doodle> nah i hang out in enough channels full of cockwits thx
31:00 <stebie> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> gotfucker
31:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of cockwits
31:00 <Mody> australia hopeless
31:00 <Skirmish> You're knocking it before you try it. It's not that bad. 
31:00 <StrykerX> Sup stebie?
31:00 <slinky_J> goatfucker*
31:00 <Mody> soccer bad
31:00 <slinky_J> addressing me as junky oooooh 
31:00 <Doodle> ok Skirmish want to try anal? bend over
31:00 <Doodle> [22:31] <Skirmish> You're knocking it before you try it. It's not that bad. 
31:00 <beagle> pumkins sound good but kinda depressing anyone ideas ?
31:00 <Doodle> no?
31:00 <beagle> :/
31:00 <stebie> hey LeMz, yep, sadly so.. just nowhere near as often. :P
31:00 <Skirmish> Well that escalated quickly. 
32:00 <stebie> how are you going?
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> either way
32:00 <stebie> sup dazfeg?
32:00 <Doodle> we're both going to get a disease
32:00 <Picard> soft cock cunt
32:00 <Doodle> so we'll just leave it
32:00 <StrykerX> Nm babycakez
32:00 <Picard> wtf is still 30 degrees
32:00 <StrykerX> U
32:00 <beagle> 30 celcius ?
32:00 <stebie> StrykerX, fuckall, watching the soccer
33:00 <slinky_J> i hoep you dont catch spanakoptia
33:00 <slinky_J> :/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember Tasty Toobs?
33:00 <beagle> well i dont think i like much more than 30 celcius if not like 22 is okay sorta thing.
33:00 <beagle> kept lazer i have 2 of em now i sold one
33:00 <Picard> stebie how are u?
33:00 <Doodle> i remember them
33:00 <Doodle> sadly
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they still taste as good as when I was a kid
33:00 <slinky_J> of course we do because they still make toobs
33:00 <beagle> welll i kept one near if a cat drives tilly nuts outside but she should be ok
33:00 <stebie> Picard, tired mate, and you?
33:00 <Doodle> carcinogenic
33:00 <Picard> the warts cleared up mate?
33:00 <Picard> im well thnaks
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm eating a pack now
33:00 <Picard> thanks
33:00 <Doodle> ..
33:00 <beagle> hmmmmmmmmmmm perhaps also the led light :)
34:00 <simba> i almost bought tasty toobs once i was advised they sucked and got cheetos instead
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect to glow in the night later
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't suck 
34:00 <stebie> GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:00 <Picard> u do
34:00 <slinky_J> no
34:00 <stebie> :O
34:00 <Lwaxana> YES
34:00 <slinky_J> sey :O
34:00 <stebie> timmy scissor
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're an acquired taste ... chemical sauce flavoured plastic
35:00 <stebie> scissor/bicycle
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes Lwax I am watching now 
36:00 <Picard> fuck me Stosur is so overrated
36:00 <simba> go chiner lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> China think they're gonna be soccer elite in their near future ... looks like shit to e 
36:00 <Mody> soccer good
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *me
37:00 <stebie> no simba, no
37:00 <Mody> stosur shit
37:00 <stebie> lol Mody
37:00 <simba> is it the last group game or wat
37:00 <Mody> soccer good
37:00 <Mody> good goal 
37:00 <stebie> simba, no, quarter finals
37:00 <Picard> she is shit
37:00 <simba> o kool
37:00 <Picard> lesbian biatch\
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Japan are through yeah?
37:00 <stebie> s.korea beat uzbekistan earlier 2-0
37:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, yes
37:00 <stebie> they play uae next i think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so 
38:00 <stebie> and the other game is iran vs iraq
38:00 <couleurs> go japan fuk da ossys
38:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember to be honest
38:00 <simba> Sheer brilliance.
38:00 <stebie> lol simba
38:00 <Lwaxana> we play Japan ..if we win
38:00 <stebie> my feed is delayed ._.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of semi neglected this asian cup but I am actually watching now
38:00 <stebie> you typed it, then i heard it :\
38:00 <couleurs> it's on abc1 now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nice wing action
38:00 <couleurs> it's live?? what the
38:00 <couleurs> -- rove
38:00 <stebie> is it full hd?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> well, was nice wing action
39:00 <couleurs> 720p 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now you mention it 
39:00 <stebie> fek
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it is decent quality
39:00 <couleurs> lol the ref is asian
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the picture itself
39:00 <couleurs> is this real life
39:00 <Doodle> 720p
39:00 <Doodle> how 2009
40:00 <stebie> yeah :<
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do you need tatts to play soccer these days?
40:00 <Doodle> even my $30 dash cam records full hd
40:00 <stebie> then again it'd be better than the shit i'm watching
40:00 <simba> it helps
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and hipster beards or both?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's soccer rules now
40:00 <Bastardly_One> must have gay haircut, tatts and beard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> or one of the three 
40:00 <simba> amazing free kick
41:00 <stebie> bresciano has none of the above
41:00 <stebie> he doesn't even have hair
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is why he's average
41:00 <Bastardly_One> see? I'm right
41:00 <couleurs> kruse is good
41:00 <slinky_J> anyone watch mission impossible the other day and catch Ethan Hunt hackin on his laptop
41:00 <simba> amazing aussie cryuff turn
41:00 <doctor> a beard should only be appropriate if you've simply given up and don't try any more
41:00 <couleurs> all the young guys are good
42:00 <slinky_J> *Ethan is looking for Max and types Max.com*
42:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
42:00 <couleurs> not sure why old cunts still in the squad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, a dero beard ... like mine gets ... yes
42:00 <couleurs> see? I'm right
42:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, all the cunts over 25 that have been around forever need to move on 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
43:00 <Bastardly_One> all past their so called prime ... prime by A-League standard more lie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *like
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
43:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how good was the defending?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> totally rude
44:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One r u gonna paint ur fb team colours on ur head when u come to adel?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no I am not painting my head red
45:00 <slinky_J> y
45:00 <slinky_J> you'd look like a bloody knob but it'd be cool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get a tatt of YWNWA on my forehead
45:00 <simba> your wife never walks alone
45:00 <slinky_J> I'll get a tat of my mom on my arm bro
45:00 <couleurs> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> You know who else never walks alone? MY MON!
45:00 <slinky_J> mom*
46:00 <stebie> omgggg
46:00 <slinky_J> <3 muscle man
46:00 <couleurs> lol he sucks so bad
46:00 <Lwaxana> bloody dickhead
46:00 <couleurs> old bald man can't hit target from 2m out
46:00 <stebie> toed it
46:00 <simba> leckie he is da man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, see? he proved my point
46:00 <Bastardly_One> get  hair or a tatt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or a beard maybee
46:00 <Bastardly_One> *maybe
47:00 <Doodle> http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/184/d/e/who_wants_to_go_to_didney_worl__by_crazyfungirl2-d55v70t.jpg
47:00 <slinky_J> I wear a minature bowler hat on my head
47:00 <slinky_J> back and to the left
47:00 <stebie> close
47:00 <couleurs> cahill would've got that 1 in cahill best striker in the world
47:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to us though ... are we on the field playing? so much easier to commentate
47:00 <simba> imagine seeing australia 2-0 up in a game
48:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, it has happened ... maybe not in your lifetime :P
48:00 <couleurs> nice shot troy easy
48:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4DUSvEAMFs dont tell anybody
48:00 <slinky_J> so when did it happen
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: METALLICA GREATEST HITS COLLECTION HQ (Sep 8, 2013) 05:26:17 - Category: Music - 483,420 views - 2,113 likes (97.4%), 56 dislikes (2.6%)
48:00 <beagle> actually aint good as their newer stuff
49:00 <simba> nobodys ever said that before
49:00 <simba> congrats u r the first
49:00 <beagle> im playing at 1hr 52
49:00 <stebie> :O
49:00 <beagle> clear as a bell
49:00 <couleurs> mike jedinak best captain 
49:00 <Doodle> when did you all get so gay for soccer
49:00 <stebie> nou
49:00 <Doodle> jesus
49:00 <beagle> 'one'4
49:00 <beagle> er score not for 
49:00 <beagle> le mules
49:00 <Doodle> its like watching a bullfight but all the bulls have sex
49:00 <stebie> i've always been gay... for soccer
49:00 <couleurs> y can't they score a gole
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this channel these days 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> re the soccer talk 
49:00 <couleurs> me 2
50:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be stebie and I had to keep it to ourselves
50:00 <couleurs> this is bvp vs fake madrid rite
50:00 <slinky_J> So. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
50:00 <stebie> coach touched my buttbutt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> as we'd be speaking another language to other people
50:00 <beagle> josh cats have electro magnetic radiation from their fur like light bulbs
50:00 <stebie> GOALLLLL
50:00 <slinky_J> I have that from my nut hairs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a fucking GOOD goal too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> check the replay
50:00 <stebie> pew pew
50:00 <couleurs> told u cahill best striker in the world
50:00 <beagle> mine arent bristles
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that was GOOD
51:00 <couleurs> see? I'm right
51:00 <beagle> just being comedian.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a great header
51:00 <Bastardly_One> great goal
51:00 <stebie> it's like he's doing a starjump
51:00 <beagle> go ahead dont be ...
51:00 <couleurs> yep good header from cahill, he's never done 1 of those before
52:00 <stebie> just like fifa
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've played Aust in fifa ... he doesn't do much 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> China must be shattered
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they had such hopes for themselves
54:00 <beagle> guy sebastian or queen ?
55:00 <beagle> im about play really loud cause lucie gave me few hours playing
55:00 <beagle> i had to ask i do these days
55:00 <stebie> if you have to ask, she better be putting out, a lot
55:00 <beagle> subwoofer aint working if you wanna help me get it working ask on skype my names spokezy
55:00 <beagle> stebie if i wanna listen to music n take a break from year of sex
55:00 <beagle> i can
56:00 <couleurs> china or cahill will score again
56:00 <couleurs> Mark My Words.
56:00 <stebie> lol
57:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE fucken good bass ... old song 
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Mar 4, 2009) 4:01 - Category: Music - 60,905,648 views - 204,471 likes (94.1%), 12,871 dislikes (5.9%)
57:00 <beagle> (good version)
57:00 <beagle> i think i made youtube thousands.
57:00 <beagle> lol they put ads in my videos asking the maker of games i played
57:00 <beagle> probably bought em .
58:00 <beagle> :/
58:00 <Mody> yesssssss australia
58:00 <beagle> did i ever ffs folks i was one that made them lose the limit 15 
58:00 <beagle> so its unlim
58:00 <beagle> perhaps
58:00 <beagle> as i sped up 
58:00 <beagle> genius like for as i could for pc i had
58:00 <beagle> if they ever stop loving me i dont know what im gonna do
58:00 <beagle> i need them
59:00 <beagle> ill upload more stuff i still do but its not gonna be real life shit much
59:00 <beagle> games again
59:00 <beagle> waiting waiting , google fucking buy it from microsoft ... bungee. ... oni ... oni 2
59:00 <stebie> take timmy off
59:00 <couleurs> shut up beages
59:00 <stebie> he's done his job
00:00 <couleurs> HAT TRIK TIMMEH
00:00 <beagle> finally did it lit smoke on paltalk one handed
00:00 <beagle> today well lately
00:00 <beagle> it was fun
00:00 <beagle> i go YEAAAAAAA?H?@
00:00 <beagle> haahaa
00:00 <stebie> ye
02:00 <simba> u should get in the guiness book of world records 4 that beagle
04:00 <couleurs> this is def not FiFa level futbol
05:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> the guiness book of beagles
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is couleurs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> seen an EPL game lately?
05:00 <stebie> bye timmy
06:00 <couleurs> yes i saw lfc v chelsea 
06:00 <simba> 2 goles and a yellow classic Tim
06:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH-rPt1ftSo
06:00 <beagle> bass 
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Janet Jackson - Black Cat (Dec 13, 2009) 4:59 - Category: Music - 1,814,453 views - 6,081 likes (97.7%), 140 dislikes (2.3%)
06:00 <beagle> nooooooooooo bass
06:00 <beagle> cats !
06:00 <stebie> when did he get a yella?
06:00 <beagle> do you need a ......
07:00 <simba> dunno thats what commentary man said tho
07:00 <stebie> big penis?
07:00 <couleurs> it was a bit better then this.........
07:00 <beagle> no songs about lambs 
07:00 <stebie> simba, yeah maybe last game
07:00 <beagle> dogs n cats  ...
07:00 <beagle> well funny
07:00 <beagle> oddly sheep n dogs get along
07:00 <beagle> cats little worse.
07:00 <beagle> :/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it was last game ... and talking about he is lucky to be in the semi
07:00 <beagle> amy lee >
07:00 <beagle> <
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or was lucky 
09:00 <simba> amy wong
09:00 <beagle> oddly i wanna play fucken 
09:00 <beagle> men in black next
09:00 <beagle> sometimes youtube r like i dont think he likes this and stop n plays another
10:00 <couleurs> y didn't he chip da keepa
10:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell
10:00 <stebie> :<
10:00 <beagle> cause the black cat, dumbass
11:00 <simba> the black cats
11:00 <beagle> i almost slaughtered a black cat
11:00 <couleurs> i h8 u beagle 
11:00 <beagle> it was being up my black cat
11:00 <beagle> but
11:00 <simba> tilly no
11:00 <Skirmish> Black cat lollies are awesome. 
11:00 <beagle> it beat living fucking shit out ferel cat and now we both love it and are gone from there
11:00 <beagle> comes in licks his paws we all pat him
11:00 <beagle> and he wanted the cat shot but it feels better that way for a cat
12:00 <beagle> i walk out hear them do i join it , no.
12:00 <beagle> i better leave it up cats
12:00 <beagle> ferel cats are like 20 kilo
12:00 <beagle> well heavey
12:00 <beagle> not joking
12:00 <beagle> and this cat
12:00 <beagle> tells it to fuck off it was brutal
12:00 <beagle> it will NEVER come back 
12:00 <beagle> its probably dead.
13:00 <beagle> bled to death.
13:00 <beagle> mum josh n my cat killed it bleeding to death.
13:00 <beagle> cats r like that
13:00 <beagle> sorry but it deserved it
13:00 <stebie> on target would be nice
13:00 <beagle> it killed to many neighbourhood cats.
13:00 <couleurs> y don't they just play some triangles and move closer 2 gole idgi they have so much space
13:00 <slinky_J> my feet r so soft
14:00 <stebie> i'm surprised china made it this far
14:00 <stebie> must've been a bad group
14:00 <couleurs> ya their marking is terrible
14:00 <couleurs> 1 or 2 or even 3 men free
14:00 <stebie> it was full on maybe first 20-25 minutes, china was much better
14:00 <stebie> they've lost hope now
14:00 <couleurs> it's like they got too many options and don't know what to do so they just hit it from long
15:00 <beagle> stevei 
15:00 <stebie> seeing it's the 89th minute, and 2 down, fair enough
15:00 <beagle> stebie even ...
15:00 <beagle> never heard you speak before
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lost hope or a weather change do you think?
15:00 <beagle> he aint lost hope he doesnt want to ...
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd not be used to humidity and rain you'd think
15:00 <slinky_J> beagle did u see my last msg?
15:00 <slinky_J> post*
16:00 <stebie> there's no smog, they're not used to seeing the ball
16:00 <Bastardly_One> China have had some potential moments though
16:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nd1nQgOr8
16:00 <beagle> im about to play that
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Sebastian - Get Along (Nov 15, 2012) 4:25 - Category: Music - views - 20,562 likes (98.3%), 364 dislikes (1.7%)
16:00 <beagle> its adleaide singer, christian man
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
16:00 <Skirmish> ey kate
16:00 <stebie> how many minutes stoppage time?
16:00 <beagle> nice song i think its his favourite
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> eeeeeeeey
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hey kate
17:00 <slinky_J> ew
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey 
17:00 <stebie> where's that little man with the board?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup peeps
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was taing to you and dunno
17:00 <beagle> youtubes loading almost half lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, couleurs ... what was the stoppage time?
17:00 <slinky_J> my dl speed is awesome
17:00 <slinky_J> dl a movie in 10 mins
17:00 <stebie> same
17:00 <couleurs> 300 mins
17:00 <slinky_J> i wonder what the speed is today
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 mins it seems
18:00 <stebie> abc isn't privy to that info? lol
18:00 <slinky_J> n i got my neighbour on my connection
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they did say 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you and I were too busy typing
18:00 <couleurs> it's 3
18:00 <couleurs> see? I was right
18:00 <beagle> its played from adelaide cause theres no lag switching !
19:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nd1nQgOr8
19:00 <beagle> play it please
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Sebastian - Get Along (Nov 15, 2012) 4:25 - Category: Music - 2,414,772 views - 20,562 likes (98.3%), 364 dislikes (1.7%)
19:00 <slinky_J> fk speed is down to 14mbps tonite
19:00 <stebie> foxtel shows it
19:00 <slinky_J> ima kick him off my internet
19:00 <stebie> done
19:00 <stebie> gg
19:00 <beagle> no shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yay
19:00 <beagle> mines like 10-20
19:00 <beagle> josh u would have less latencey
20:00 <stebie> you were right B1, it's like everyone has tatts
20:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
20:00 <slinky_J> yeah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost like it's become a thing in soccer
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like world wide
21:00 <slinky_J> bbs
21:00 <beagle> some guy on skype says cant get alone. 
21:00 <beagle> not along. i have no body but i live here.
21:00 <beagle> and i cant do anything.
21:00 <beagle> and calls me evil
21:00 <beagle> he goes 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle pssssssssssssst
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up yeah?
21:00 <beagle> you have to believe in christ to believe to god 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
21:00 <beagle> and no body does
21:00 <beagle> cause only bishops and kings do 
21:00 <beagle> but i disbelieve him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> classic old indie tune
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEjmJ1Ge00U
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buffalo Tom - Taillights Fade (Jan 28, 2013) 3:45 - Category: Music - 34,523 views - 208 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> another classic 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWE9kbecx5w
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bad Brains - Sailing On (Mar 13, 2009) 1:56 - Category: Music - 248,786 views - likes (97.3%), dislikes (2.7%)
29:00 <couleurs> i hate u guyz
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> nite mah fellow lemmings :)
31:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKPp5jXzJHI
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> HATE THAT !
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> =)
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ride The Night Away by Jimmy Barnes (Nov 29, 2011) 4:46 - Category: Music - 10,213 views - 38 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <Pieter`Mr_Matey> NITEE :!!!:)
32:00 <couleurs> discusteing
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My all time band ever ... I think I've listen to them almost every day for 20 plus years
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA-NCkRsRc
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Descendents - Live At Coachella Festival 13-04-2013 [HD] FULL CONCERT (Jul 29, 2013) 47:10 - Category: Music - 128,789 views - 1,007 likes (99%), 10 dislikes (1%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how bill plays drums almost lying backwards I dunno
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but what a great drummer
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what a brilliant band full stop ... so good
36:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkaLcT0kV2g make it million or listen southpark metallica or ........ faith nooooooooooooooooooo more
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni spectacular play (Nov 14, 2013) 24:38 - Category: Gaming - 104 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <beagle> im mocking.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> me in real life ... https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940996_792462364159267_6895243202824168985_n.png?oh=60921c03a978dcf0f5965107d97d38ac&oe=55301AFB
44:00 <Mody> jar ment
44:00 <Mody> what a game
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