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00:00 <clubsamwich> but letterman was usually smooth and if he wasn't he didn't seem to give a fuck and it worked
00:00 <slinky_J> I stopped watching the show but flicked over to it the other day when that ep aired and caught that and had to share it online :P
00:00 <clubsamwich> there was a good bit i saw on fallon, with him and justin timberlake doing the hashtags
00:00 <slinky_J> there's something hypnotizing about jimmy's show
00:00 <slinky_J> about him
01:00 <slinky_J> if you watch for more than two minutes, you've watched the whole show :o
01:00 <clubsamwich> you seen the hashtag bit?
01:00 <slinky_J> I keep expecting him to lose his shit but he doesn't because he's so fucking placid
01:00 <slinky_J> yeah with jonah?
01:00 <slinky_J> that was dope!
01:00 <slinky_J> I gotta find that now lol and cig fk me
01:00 <clubsamwich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dzaMaouXA
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "#Hashtag" with Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) (Sep 24, 2013) 2:01 - Category: Comedy - 27,671,796 views - 161,004 likes (97.8%), 3,697 dislikes (2.2%)
02:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10388192_795687507187467_8688204613226675521_n.jpg?oh=2240e5e1c7decd2ba3f5415701279050&oe=55397AF4&__gda__=1429651102_5bf38701d2848c92de80c12955669010
02:00 <slinky_J> kill me now!
02:00 <slinky_J> ahh brb watchin and cig
02:00 <slinky_J> wait he did hashtag with more than one person or just timberlake fk
02:00 <slinky_J> i thought he did it with jonah
03:00 <slinky_J> oh fk me it was timberlake wtf
05:00 <clubsamwich> i might sound old and out of it, but young people don't really do that do they? i mean, not in australia
05:00 <DemonsRun> What the fuck is the point of having a usb port on a foxtel box that doesn't work?
05:00 <clubsamwich> no point, DemonsRun 
05:00 <DemonsRun> Obviously 
05:00 <DemonsRun> I've lost the tv remote and wanna use the hard drive lol
06:00 <clubsamwich> DemonsRun, what does your nickname mean?
06:00 <DemonsRun> It's from doctor who
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Demons run when a good man goes to war
06:00 <clubsamwich> oh ok
06:00 <slinky_J> ‪#‎hashtagwishiwasbackintheninetiesbeforetherewasanyofthishashtagbs‬
06:00 <clubsamwich> i wouldn't know anything about that
07:00 <Nikky`> evening nath
07:00 <clubsamwich> thats deep, TokenDaRing 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hashtag this #8===================D
08:00 <clubsamwich> Nikky`, i know i ask this every time, but how old are you?
08:00 <Nikky`> I'm a young awesome 42
08:00 <clubsamwich> that's crazy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
08:00 <Nikky`> How is it crazy?
09:00 <clubsamwich> i mean, my memory must be warped
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm older :P ... and Bonny is older than I am 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
09:00 <DemonsRun> TokenDaRing is right, it's a poem type thing on the show
09:00 <clubsamwich> i thought amsy was like 7 years my junior and you were my age at the least
09:00 <Nikky`> you are?
09:00 <DemonsRun> How old are you clubsamwich 
09:00 <clubsamwich> Nikky`, did i take the piss out of you a lot?
09:00 <clubsamwich> maybe i'm thinking of someone else
09:00 <clubsamwich> i'm 32
10:00 <clubsamwich> but i was probably 25 or so when i hit this place up for a long stint
10:00 <Nikky`> you have/had your moments
10:00 <DemonsRun> So, not old. Lol
10:00 <clubsamwich> younger probably
10:00 <Nikky`> But generally nicer
11:00 <DemonsRun> I'm like, 9 years your junior... So never had the pleasure of dealing with you 
11:00 <clubsamwich> you were one of the ones who recognizes me every time i come back
11:00 <clubsamwich> :D
11:00 <Nikky`> Coz i'm just nice
11:00 <clubsamwich> DemonsRun, did you ever go by any other nick for a long time?
11:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
12:00 <DemonsRun> Only been here a year
12:00 <clubsamwich> whatever happened to bassbabe ...she was rubbish
12:00 <clubsamwich> amirite?
12:00 <clubsamwich> bassbabe85
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that was her
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just quitting
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Kelevera is bassbabe85
14:00 <Bastardly_One> =e
14:00 <Bastardly_One> -e also
15:00 <amsy> woops
15:00 <clubsamwich> nailed it, Bastardly_One 
17:00 <clubsamwich> i just remember bassbabe85 being a gross chick
17:00 <DemonsRun> Found the remote!
17:00 <clubsamwich> win!
17:00 <DemonsRun> I reckon
17:00 <clubsamwich> do you live with your folks, DemonsRun?
18:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck no.
18:00 <clubsamwich> did you meet Skirmish on here?
18:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahaahha
18:00 <DemonsRun> We aren't together 
19:00 <DemonsRun> He's getting married 
19:00 <clubsamwich> so you know him offline?
19:00 <DemonsRun> No
19:00 <clubsamwich> so you did meet here?
20:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
20:00 <clubsamwich> .... what camera ...?
20:00 <DemonsRun> The one I hid in the corner.
20:00 <clubsamwich> the one embedded in the teddy bear to watch the babysitter?
21:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
21:00 <clubsamwich> i've been dancing naked for that teddy bear for weeks!
21:00 <DemonsRun> Oh well
22:00 <slinky_J> pr0n
22:00 <clubsamwich> i prewrote that response waiting for you to say yes and now i wish i had prewritten something funnier
22:00 <slinky_J> oh mang this time tomoz new laptop
22:00 <DemonsRun> Not planning on selling the vids
23:00 <slinky_J> what kinda vids ;)
23:00 <DemonsRun> Of clubsamwich dancing 
23:00 <slinky_J> coz im copying a heap of porn to 1tb hd
23:00 <slinky_J> oh
23:00 <slinky_J> yeah we danced all night once, was a good night.
23:00 <thestig> 1tb? is that all
23:00 <slinky_J> 1tb external
23:00 <thestig> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <slinky_J> laptop im getting is 2tb 16gb ram
23:00 <slinky_J> unf
24:00 <slinky_J> dvd/bluray omf i jizz
24:00 <clubsamwich> keeping the vids until i'm famous, DemonsRun ?
24:00 <thestig> if u like it then put a ssd in it
24:00 <DemonsRun> Nah I'll delete them
24:00 <clubsamwich> good, because i'm going to be famous soon
24:00 <slinky_J> stig bro laptop im using i have a cooling mat for lol
24:00 <slinky_J> and its died once just before
24:00 <slinky_J> six times yesterday
24:00 <DemonsRun> Goo4u
24:00 <slinky_J> lolz
24:00 <DemonsRun> Good4u*
25:00 <slinky_J> ima copy everything off it and get my mate to wipe it clean make it brand new and sell it
25:00 <clubsamwich> and the last thing i need is a girl 9 years my junior ruining my career with a nude dancing scandal and all the awful things i said to that teddy bear
25:00 <slinky_J> he builds computers but I hope he can find the little squishy things goe under the keys cause im missing two on this laptop
26:00 <slinky_J> and the 'i' key is in the couch some place :o
26:00 <DemonsRun> Mate. I'd do much more than that to ruin your career
26:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J: put it all into a folder called NSFW and then sell it
26:00 <slinky_J> he gotta wipe it good bro
26:00 <slinky_J> i dont want no residue left onnit
26:00 <slinky_J> INCASE IM PART OF ISIS!
26:00 <slinky_J> Which I am if ISIS stands for I Shit It Stinks.
27:00 <clubsamwich> DemonsRun, i like you
27:00 <DemonsRun> You can like me all you want
27:00 <clubsamwich> you're alright in my book
27:00 <DemonsRun> Good.
27:00 <slinky_J> can I read you
27:00 <DemonsRun> No.
27:00 <slinky_J> lick my fingers and turn a 'page'
27:00 <slinky_J> not you!
28:00 <DemonsRun> Still, no 
28:00 <clubsamwich> what colour is your hair, DemonsRun?
29:00 <DemonsRun> Omg omg omg TokenDaRing 
29:00 <DemonsRun> TokenDaRing!
29:00 <DemonsRun> Matt Smith and Billie piper in secret diary of a call girl together.
29:00 <DemonsRun> They would have been a good match 
29:00 <DemonsRun> clubsamwich: Brown and blonde
30:00 <clubsamwich> i'm dark brown and dark brown
30:00 <DemonsRun> Holy hell TokenDaRing they slept together!
31:00 <clubsamwich> your eyes are seriously grey, huh?
31:00 <DemonsRun> God damn it TokenDaRing get your ass here
31:00 <DemonsRun> Grey?! Wtf they're blue.
32:00 <clubsamwich> really?
33:00 <clubsamwich> do you care to escort me to paintspot to check?
33:00 <DemonsRun> What?
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <amsy> colour swatches
34:00 <thestig> It's not about the nugget , it's about the lies
35:00 <clubsamwich> yeah ...colour swatches
36:00 <Nikky`> haha
37:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun lol
37:00 <DemonsRun> Omg omg omg
37:00 <DemonsRun> They Fucking slept together
38:00 <DemonsRun> And he was just as annoying.
40:00 <christopher> oh
42:00 <slinky_J> I had hair once
42:00 <slinky_J> one time at the drive in
42:00 <slinky_J> my long reddish brown hair
42:00 <slinky_J> lit up under the lights
43:00 <slinky_J> *masturbates*
43:00 <clubsamwich> awesome fuckin' story, slinky_J 
43:00 <clubsamwich> you should write porn narratives
54:00 <slinky_J> soz
55:00 <slinky_J> paying out ISIS on my timeline
55:00 <slinky_J> bigtime
55:00 <slinky_J> ;D
55:00 <clubsamwich> haha
55:00 <slinky_J> lols
55:00 <clubsamwich> i like how you used "bigtime" as a follow up word, i do that too
55:00 <slinky_J> yea put up a few pics for fun and tagged my american mate
55:00 <slinky_J> cheers
56:00 <slinky_J> because we're from the '90s
56:00 <slinky_J> these days it's BADASS
56:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, i use badass but it find it awkward switching to badass with an american accent
57:00 <clubsamwich> because bad arse doesn't sound right to me
58:00 <clubsamwich> ok i'm out, getting the yawns 
58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha same
58:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J, always a pleasure
58:00 <slinky_J> peash man
58:00 <slinky_J> til next time
59:00 <slinky_J> One day I will eat you
59:00 <clubsamwich> DemonsRun, you're actually pretty cool
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
59:00 <slinky_J> "One day I'm going to kill you Token" ahaha
59:00 <clubsamwich> one day i will let you
59:00 <clubsamwich> cya man
59:00 <slinky_J> in the future I could become a woman, anything is impossible!
59:00 <slinky_J> cya mang
59:00 <DemonsRun> Fank ya bb
59:00 <clubsamwich> haha mang
00:00 <slinky_J> lel
00:00 <slinky_J> u gotta fan DR!
00:00 <slinky_J> woo woo get out the autograph book ;P
01:00 <DemonsRun> Haha seems that way
01:00 <slinky_J> lolz
01:00 <slinky_J> luv that guy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I want fooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
01:00 <christopher> me too
01:00 <slinky_J> oh he's back
01:00 <DemonsRun> No idea who he is.
01:00 <slinky_J> I havent eaten for over 24 hrs
01:00 <christopher> lols
01:00 <slinky_J> I fasted for 24 and now cbf
01:00 <slinky_J> lols
02:00 <slinky_J> stupid porn
02:00 <slinky_J> takin ages to copy
02:00 <christopher> porn bores me
02:00 <slinky_J> shoulda just put the two vids in the fkn folder instead
02:00 <slinky_J> lolz
02:00 <slinky_J> <-slack
05:00 <christopher> farout
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Moroccan-born mayor of Rotterdam tells fellow Muslims who do not appreciate the 'freedoms' of living in the West to 'pack your bags and f*** off' on live TV
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that ... wow
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: you're going to see a lot of Islamophobia
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you mean going to?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been pretty much prevailent since 9/11
16:00 <TokenDaRing> before then
16:00 <TokenDaRing> even
16:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh
16:00 <TokenDaRing> it's been going on since the 90'
16:00 <TokenDaRing> s
17:00 <Bastardly_One> true, since the first gulf war
17:00 <Bastardly_One> funny that eh?
19:00 <Bows> slinky_J why did you fast for 24 hours?
24:00 <slinky_J> wow
24:00 <slinky_J> b1
24:00 <slinky_J> I had the biggest go on fb then
24:00 <slinky_J> i post u in pm LOL!
28:00 <slinky_J> dude
29:00 <slinky_J> you got to pay to slap me
29:00 <slinky_J> shit isnt free
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this game has so much detail in the PS4 remake it's almost insane
39:00 <beehhh> you guys dug the wrong fucking whole
40:00 <christopher> Bastardly_One
40:00 <christopher> heres a track short thing using that stupid vst
40:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/demo-short
41:00 <beehhh> crazy is it should be now everyone looking to invest into usa
41:00 <beehhh> *crazy is as it should be now everyone looking to invest into usa
41:00 <beehhh> fuck i need sleep
00:00 <christopher> made a 3min song
00:00 <christopher> not same as last
03:00 <christopher> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/tingtong
07:00 <christopher> everyone died
07:00 <christopher> lols
08:00 <Bastardly_One> see? it at least has a melody to it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> regardless whatelse I think
08:00 <christopher> i made the melody up
08:00 <christopher> its just using its sounds
08:00 <Bastardly_One> duh ... 
09:00 <christopher> took all of 10mins
09:00 <christopher> lols
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're already having fun with that VST though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get I or II?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> making your own sounds totally with it is fun too
10:00 <christopher> 1 version 2
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
16:00 <christopher> bloody site with mp3 to mp4 is down
19:00 <slinky_J> VERSION 1
19:00 <slinky_J> I ate a snickers
19:00 <slinky_J> VERSION 2
19:00 <slinky_J> snickers ate ME!
20:00 <slinky_J> Velvet Acid Christ - Slut
22:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncJ8eQY8LcE&feature=youtu.be
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Techno Jan 2015 Ting Tong (Jan 14, 2015) 3:25 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <slinky_J> naw
26:00 <slinky_J> play some tekno junkiez
26:00 <slinky_J> ;D
26:00 <slinky_J> 1992 shit
26:00 <slinky_J> some good old shit christopher like vs bass baby
27:00 <slinky_J> you ever hear Velvet Acid Christ christopher?
27:00 <slinky_J> loved that shit in my teens man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ..................................................................
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
39:00 <christopher> opps
46:00 <Top> lols
47:00 <poT> need a good game that will suck me in to play for ages
47:00 <poT> tried crash bandicot
47:00 <poT> died
47:00 <poT> get mk
47:00 <poT> i will
48:00 <poT> how are ps4s now hmmm
53:00 <poT> nah fucken shit games on it
52:00 <poT> good song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncJ8eQY8LcE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Techno Jan 2015 Ting Tong (Jan 14, 2015) 3:25 - Category: Music - 40 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about good but it's not bad 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya that vst is good
53:00 <poT> nah its my talent in melodys
53:00 <poT> makes it good
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the dub one is alright too
53:00 <Bastardly_One> same vst by the sound
53:00 <poT> yeah i dont have workings of that nemore the dub one
54:00 <poT> i have the samples
54:00 <poT> but not the flp file
54:00 <poT> cant wait till 8am
54:00 <poT> can play song thru speakers and make it better
55:00 <poT> 555
55:00 <poT> lols
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ok for headphones if you've shitty ones and not good ones
55:00 <Bastardly_One> glad you're enjoying it 
56:00 <poT> nah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fav of a few pro EDM producers
56:00 <poT> i just hungry
56:00 <poT> need money for food
56:00 <Bastardly_One> when you start making your own sounds and not just the presets it's even better
56:00 <poT> there is to many presets
57:00 <poT> like 300
57:00 <poT> or more
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I know 
57:00 <BlackDevil> so watching this movie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got fucking gazzilions
57:00 <BlackDevil> Freddy Got Fingered
57:00 <poT> took me like 15 mins to get the bloody thing installed and working
57:00 <BlackDevil> so far funny
57:00 <poT> kept putting it in wrong folder
57:00 <poT> lols
58:00 <poT> only ever intalled vsts once
59:00 <poT> i happy with my melodys
59:00 <poT> just my basslines are bit iffy
00:00 <poT> make new version of lost in love later today with that plugin
01:00 <poT> and gamemaster
01:00 <poT> and no good start the dance
01:00 <poT> that melody is kinda simple for no good prodigy
02:00 <poT> know how to plot most of it off top of myhead
02:00 <poT> lols
02:00 <poT> have to fucken install audio drivers to get stereo mix working
02:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, it's a cult classic
02:00 <poT> record as i make again
03:00 <poT> i never seen fgf
03:00 <poT> dont really wanta
03:00 <poT> bad boy bubby was bad enough
03:00 <poT> you got nice tits flow
03:00 <poT> lols
04:00 <BlackDevil> so there is a X ray cat
05:00 <BlackDevil> only can see through wood
21:00 <Pieter> iiiiiii want
21:00 <Pieter> to beeeee
21:00 <Pieter> happy but iiiiiii
21:00 <Pieter> cant beeeeee
21:00 <Pieter> happy till iiiiiiii
21:00 <Pieter> make youuuuuu
21:00 <Pieter> happy tooooooooooo !
22:00 <BlackDevil> so Pieter
22:00 <BlackDevil> A used car dealer in Massachusetts pays a pizza delivery guy $20 in one dollar bills on a $12 tab. The driver, thinking he received a decent tip, leaves only to have them call his manager and force him to return to pay them their change, sans any tip whatsoever. 
25:00 <Pieter> suffer to him i guess =p
26:00 <Pieter> gotta go shower n stuff
26:00 <Pieter> bbl
30:00 <BlackDevil> you should see hte video
39:00 <Ana_Ng> why is that news
39:00 <BlackDevil> gotta see the video
41:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=030_1421237536
41:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Idiots Hassling a Pizza Delivery Guy (Date: Jan-10-2015, 8 hours ago) - Views: 78846 - Played: 49540
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
48:00 <Cath^> morning
49:00 <frayedknot> morning Catherine
49:00 <Cath^> hey frayed
50:00 <frayedknot> how's life?
50:00 <Cath^> how are you?
50:00 <Cath^> not too shabby
51:00 <frayedknot> i AM too shabby
51:00 <Cath^> lol
51:00 <Cath^> '
51:00 <frayedknot> thanks
55:00 <frayedknot> you want to join my life of sleeping in doorways?
57:00 <Cath^> lol
57:00 <Cath^> um
57:00 <Cath^> nope
58:00 <frayedknot> good choice
58:00 <Cath^> :)
58:00 <thestig> i will
02:00 <Israeli> Good moaning
03:00 <Cath^> hey Israeli
03:00 <frayedknot> hi ibm worker 
03:00 <Israeli> IBM pleb
04:00 <frayedknot> IBM pleb in Israel?
04:00 <Cath^> at least you're employed
05:00 <Israeli> LEL
05:00 <Israeli> And good morning Cath^ 
05:00 <Cath^> there's an au in there frayed
05:00 <Cath^> how are you?
06:00 <frayedknot> oh so there is
06:00 <frayedknot> it's just not in the usual place one sees an au
06:00 <Cath^> c'mon..they'd probably just have a .com url
07:00 <Cath^> anything else is /...
07:00 <Cath^> whoa too techie for this time of the morning :p
08:00 <frayedknot> too early for anything i think
08:00 <Cath^> :/
08:00 <Israeli> Even coffee?
09:00 <frayedknot> tea :)
09:00 <Israeli> No fun
09:00 <Cath^> lol
09:00 <frayedknot> tea is good
09:00 <frayedknot> coffee is muck
09:00 <Cath^> caffeine both ways
10:00 <Pieter> im a nobal raaaaaaabbit
10:00 <Pieter> nobel
10:00 <Cath^> noble too
10:00 <frayedknot> try 'noble'
10:00 <frayedknot> nobel rabit might have won a prize though
11:00 <Cath^> unless you're going for a peace prize
11:00 <Cath^> lol
11:00 <Pieter> i could be!
11:00 <frayedknot> see ya
11:00 <Cath^> I like you frayedknot lol
11:00 <frayedknot> thanks Cath^... 
11:00 <frayedknot> have to go though
23:00 <Pieter> John Wick is out:)
43:00 <Pieter> cos im all about the bass about the bass about the bass damn im fat
44:00 <Israeli> LOL
44:00 <Israeli> ^5 Pieter 
44:00 <Pieter> ;p
46:00 <Pieter> i just hocked a black loogie:(
46:00 <Israeli> Too many smokes.
58:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
58:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=030_1421237536
58:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Idiots Hassling a Pizza Delivery Guy (Date: Jan-10-2015, 10 hours ago) - Views: 116509 - Played: 85601
59:00 <BlackDevil> Police not laughing at YouTube prank. Charges being considered in LAPD hoax
01:00 <Pieter> thats just sad :/
01:00 <BlackDevil> whats sad
06:00 <Pieter> the harrassing , its just retarded
07:00 <Pieter> https://www.sexparty.org.au/news/media-releases/1802-police-go-overboard-on-personal-data-access.html
09:00 <Pieter> in other words police can get all the info that one would receive on their old mobile phone bills
09:00 <Pieter> without a warrant
09:00 <Pieter> and thats vic police
11:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-1wldsq8_8
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Honest Trailers - Gone Girl (Jan 13, 2015) 0 - Category: Film & Animation - views - 23,854 likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
16:00 <slinky_J> I havent slept
16:00 <slinky_J> or eaten in two days
16:00 <slinky_J> :o
16:00 <slinky_J> lel
22:00 <Pieter> fun
25:00 <Pieter> http://topinfopost.com/2015/01/14/officer-collapses-with-a-heart-attack-teen
26:00 <BlackDevil> same here
26:00 <BlackDevil> probably wont watch it
27:00 <Pieter> a kid that was handcuffed is now gonna receive an award hehehe
38:00 <Fall> morning all
38:00 <Pieter> moaning:)
44:00 <BlackDevil> but still going to be charged for his crime Pieter
01:00 <beagle> this laptop keyboard just aint all that good
01:00 <Pieter> ITS BEAGLE MY BEST FRIEND!
02:00 <beagle> friend nearby bought an asus with similar , and its like wayyyyyyyy better design n stuff but mine was astronically faster for 3d gaming.
02:00 <beagle> hi Pieter
02:00 <beagle> uhoh...
02:00 <beagle> yeah uh good see ya this morning
02:00 <beagle> best friend huh ?
03:00 <beagle> sometimes i thought so man tho ummm perhaps dont talk me im drinking beer this morning !
03:00 <beagle> ;)
03:00 <Pieter> http://www.redmondpie.com/google-translate-for-ios-android-now-translates-words-in-real-time-get-it-from-here/
03:00 <Pieter> check it out
04:00 <beagle> cool...
05:00 <beagle> my mate might want that more than i do
05:00 <beagle> i dont use my phone much
05:00 <beagle> bookmarked it
05:00 <slinky_J> so I was next door at my mates
05:00 <slinky_J> having a cup of tea
05:00 <slinky_J> and I asked him what he thinks the worst job in the world is
06:00 <slinky_J> and he said Sewerage
06:00 <slinky_J> I'm all, what's that entail?
06:00 <slinky_J> And he begins.. ends with me vomitting on the grass hahaha
08:00 <beagle> crazy.
08:00 <beagle> how much did cha have tho
08:00 <beagle> man i dont vomit anymore
09:00 <beagle> much. lol
09:00 <beagle> talk about poo and i probably would too
09:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
09:00 <BlackDevil> i already have that
09:00 <BlackDevil> called 'world lens'
10:00 <beagle> google translate for a phone in real time ?
10:00 <beagle> so any language to ours english
10:00 <slinky_J> oi chad
10:00 <beagle> yeah?
11:00 <slinky_J> did you quit yesterday because of me dude?
11:00 <Pieter> hah so ISIS wasnt responsible for the seige
11:00 <slinky_J> im sorry man
11:00 <beagle> not certain ....
11:00 <beagle> its ok
11:00 <slinky_J> i tell you what
11:00 <Pieter> i love how everyone assumed it was just cos the tv said so
11:00 <slinky_J> ill start drinking right now
11:00 <Pieter> YOU SLAVES :)
11:00 <slinky_J> guess wot chad ima buy a new laptop today!
11:00 <slinky_J> wana see it?
11:00 <beagle> i went into flirting zone n whinged about past relationship issues still waiting them to undot me ! they let me listen for now tho
11:00 <beagle> i think it was day mute ....
11:00 <beagle> dammit tho i aint going into a roome muted
11:00 <BlackDevil> but it takes a photo
11:00 <slinky_J> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/hewlett-packard-envy-17-j113tx173-inches-2tb-core-i7-notebook-f7q20pa
11:00 <slinky_J> :P
12:00 <slinky_J> dvd/bluray woot
12:00 <slinky_J> says 2tb but it's actually 1tb lolz
12:00 <beagle> i bought a bluray burner josh
12:00 <slinky_J> DID YA
12:00 <slinky_J> nice
12:00 <slinky_J> i have over a hundred brays
12:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:00 <beagle> lg 16x speed they sent them 12x speed and i had wait longer
12:00 <beagle> 110 bux
12:00 <slinky_J> hmm
12:00 <slinky_J> i do needa make somethin up to a chick
12:00 <beagle> fucken cool as but i do not use much only burnt 4 disks , 41 left lol
12:00 <slinky_J> so burn this bray for me to give to her lolz
13:00 <slinky_J> <-total cunt
13:00 <slinky_J> I missed you too BlackDevil..
13:00 <beagle> so if i can burn u bluray of games or porn or shit i can send it free as mum works p/o
13:00 <slinky_J> :(
13:00 <beagle> LOL
13:00 <slinky_J> oi
13:00 <slinky_J> beagz the 3rd
13:00 <beagle> yeah theyre cool as fuck.
13:00 <slinky_J> if i have that laptop
13:00 <slinky_J> with dvd/bray
13:00 <beagle> 128gb but those disks r like 30 bucks each
13:00 <beagle> i bought from japan
13:00 <slinky_J> can i install burnin rom for the bluray?
14:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.questvisual.wordlens.demo
14:00 <beagle> $1 for 25gb slow burning but read well from same drive ... and 4 dollar disks 25gb also seem perfect.
14:00 <Pieter> grrr dont tell me that
14:00 <Pieter> =p
14:00 <BlackDevil> that doesnt need interenet and does it instantly
14:00 <beagle> nero ... is good ....
14:00 <slinky_J> beagle u like that laptop?\
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <BlackDevil> doesnt do chinese or that
14:00 <beagle> i used just windows josh, cause didnt have money for nero
14:00 <slinky_J> i gotta go down to gepps cross to get it aye lol
14:00 <slinky_J> sold out at mile end ffs
14:00 <slinky_J> n thats just a bus ride away
15:00 <slinky_J> i dunno how the fuck to get to gepps cross cept an expensive taxi ride so convinced mum to drive there today HAHA since i gotta pay her rent..
15:00 <slinky_J> :)
15:00 <beagle> this laptops insane, has to be as i like my 3d gaming backup...
15:00 <beagle> as my desktop  is OOO
15:00 <slinky_J> u didnt look at the link
15:00 <slinky_J> i posted
15:00 <slinky_J> DID U
16:00 <slinky_J> cunt
16:00 <slinky_J> lolz
16:00 <beagle> ummm 
16:00 <beagle> chllin with beer but yeah okay one moment
17:00 <beagle> i hope u can get fast laptop like this asus a54h-r .
17:00 <beagle> second hand only like 150 ! well maybe... anyway checking link
20:00 <beagle> ok i saw your world lens translater ...
20:00 <beagle> yeah
20:00 <beagle> put it up to photo of writing and it puts right way around !
20:00 <beagle> kinda cool i guess.
20:00 <beagle> lol at non smoking sign ...
20:00 <beagle> for now anyway ;)
21:00 <slinky_J> yeah well im not really drinking
21:00 <slinky_J> im drinking tea but
21:00 <slinky_J> so I dont become hungry :)
21:00 <slinky_J> ima go 48 hrs without eating ey
22:00 <beagle> i have yorkshire black tea
22:00 <slinky_J> from Yorkshire?
22:00 <slinky_J> THASSA LONG WAY TO CUM BRU
22:00 <beagle> yes, it is
22:00 <beagle> LOL
22:00 <beagle> yeah in uk
23:00 <slinky_J> lel
23:00 <beagle> large province up north i think
23:00 <beagle> wales course is west
23:00 <beagle> :P
23:00 <slinky_J> ye
23:00 <beagle> yorkshire folks have funny accent
23:00 <slinky_J> CYMRU!
23:00 <beagle> that gay bloke stephen fry is from there
23:00 <beagle> he married a man the fag
23:00 <beagle> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> go da Roses
23:00 <slinky_J> xD
23:00 <slinky_J> yer fry is a legend
23:00 <Pieter> hahaha free potatoes in perth
23:00 <beagle> he is cool tho hes on tv lot mum likes him
23:00 <slinky_J> Id let him rim me
23:00 <slinky_J> then lay a nice coiled shit on his face
24:00 <slinky_J> like a maccas ice cream cone
24:00 <beagle> LOL josh 
24:00 <slinky_J> fuck perth
24:00 <beagle> steal his partner off him josh
24:00 <beagle> heh
24:00 <slinky_J> LOL this homeless dude I almost got in a tustle with the other week was at the shops this morning
25:00 <slinky_J> I was just trying to help the crackhead out ey
25:00 <slinky_J> anyway
25:00 <slinky_J> He looks over at me, he's at the counter where the cigs are but ofcourse he has no cash
25:00 <slinky_J> fucker was following me around lolz, well us I was with a mate but yer
26:00 <Pieter> thats not funny :/
26:00 <slinky_J> what isnt funny 
26:00 <slinky_J> trying to help some crackhead homeless person out?
26:00 <slinky_J> and they snap on ya
26:00 <slinky_J> and you cant get a grip on them cause that gear's got their skin slimey as a fish
27:00 <slinky_J> fkn ur the one sells the gear bro, that's shit that isn't funny ey
28:00 <beagle> wanna chat on fone for bit josh i havent chatted with u for while
28:00 <slinky_J> are you there Pieter or are you in the kitchen cookin up a batch
28:00 <beagle> i changed number tho josh cause the adverts i got were driving me bit wild
28:00 <slinky_J> um yo i dropped the handset and stepped on it bro
28:00 <beagle> 30 bucks ffs lol takes money some still somehow called :/
28:00 <slinky_J> in the dark so yer
29:00 <slinky_J> it broke, can only do speaker phone lols
29:00 <slinky_J> n i dont do mobiles.
29:00 <slinky_J> tho i am using one to play loud music atm.
29:00 <beagle> my landline is unlimited to australian mobile or landline
29:00 <beagle> :/
31:00 <g^style> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS! - Epic Australian Man Arrested (Aug 31, 2013) 1:23 - Category: Comedy - 2,186,396 views - 27,341 likes (99%), 275 dislikes (1%)
33:00 <slinky_J> dude I was just jibber jabbing for a few
33:00 <slinky_J> i dont really care to talk.
33:00 <slinky_J> cya
33:00 <slinky_J> just kiddin ill shit talk with you for a bit mang
33:00 <beagle> i remember your phone number i think if its same but i wont call 
33:00 <slinky_J> ring it if u want
33:00 <beagle> if u dont want to me right now
33:00 <slinky_J> just fkn speakerphone man
33:00 <slinky_J> idc
33:00 <beagle> mobile pls #
34:00 <slinky_J> im not doing fuck all but playing loud music
34:00 <slinky_J> bro
34:00 <slinky_J> my mob is disconnected
34:00 <slinky_J> and I have no plans on getting a new phone
34:00 <slinky_J> or reconnecting this one
34:00 <slinky_J> i just use it to play music and watch youtube in bed lel
34:00 <beagle> oh ok.
34:00 <beagle> would be laff if i remember landline , ill try
35:00 <slinky_J> oi
35:00 <slinky_J> did u check out the link to the laptop i am going to buy tonight?
35:00 <slinky_J> yes no?
35:00 <slinky_J> it's 8346 3091
35:00 <beagle> ok
35:00 <slinky_J> i srs dont care if anyone sees it
35:00 <slinky_J> ill just put ur num in later so i know when it's you
35:00 <slinky_J> i dont pick up if i dont see a name :P
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <beagle> ok
36:00 <beagle> this me calling
44:00 <Pieter> theres a law about how many potatoes a farmer is allowed to produce
44:00 <Pieter> WTF is that shit !
45:00 <slinky_J> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/hewlett-packard-envy-17-j113tx173-inches-2tb-core-i7-notebook-f7q20pa
46:00 <slinky_J> yea bro lols
58:00 <Israeli> Pieter, overpriced
06:00 <beehhh> Australia is the most expensive country in the world, i doubt anyone has money to give away
06:00 <slinky_J> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/laptops/toshiba/toshiba-p50t-b01r-15-6-touch-notebook/585068/
06:00 <slinky_J> beagle ^
06:00 <beehhh> beagle
07:00 <beehhh> no jobs in this world all foreign hookers and asian druglord are rich there
08:00 <Israeli> In box hill you can get an MSI Apache GE70 apache 2PL for 1,500
11:00 <beehhh> MSI are shit get an alienware brah
12:00 <beehhh> being close to asia every asian tries their luck into aust
12:00 <milk> I got sucked in by mwave, I bought these cheap ssd's and then they said "sorry we want more money" after I had already been charged
12:00 <beehhh> mostly indo and indians
12:00 <beehhh> and I cant explain anything else
14:00 <milk> presumably they wont refund the money, they'll just give store credit
14:00 <beehhh> people willing to swallow razor blades then ready to do hooning on sydney streets on a refugee visa
17:00 <beehhh> It is astonishingly surprising how you were neglegted when you needed the support the most and suddenly the nation giving you all the attention when things got out of control or not required
22:00 <beehhh> you are only friends with the money
39:00 <Pieter> why is alienware better than msi ? you think just cos you see sheldon using one in big bang theory its better ?
39:00 <mrgrumpy> better off getting a Dell if you're wanting Alienware
45:00 <Pieter> yeh
45:00 <Pieter> from officeworks!
45:00 <Pieter> =p
46:00 <beagle> dell is shit.
46:00 <mrgrumpy> maybe Dell direct :P
46:00 <beagle> cause hard configure, Pieter, last i heard
46:00 <beagle> bios n all that sucks on dell ...
47:00 <mrgrumpy> how many people buy a gaming rig and then overclock it? what's the point? why spend all that dosh only to shorten the lifespan of your device and introduce instability
47:00 <mrgrumpy> and it's UEFI now not BIOS :P
47:00 <Pieter> ive never had mine have issues with lifespan 
47:00 <Pieter> =p
48:00 <mrgrumpy> I was referring to mean time between failure
57:00 <TheSun> About us
57:00 <slinky_J> k beagle back
57:00 <slinky_J> hmm
58:00 <slinky_J> i rang good guys they said they will drop the price
58:00 <slinky_J> but cant say how much till im there
58:00 <slinky_J> but i can use cash/credit card watev lol
58:00 <slinky_J> and if they drop it 200 i wont bug them about warranty and ill pay for extra yr
58:00 <slinky_J> if they drop it only one hundred ill sweet ass talk for 3 yr warranty
59:00 <slinky_J> and sorry I lost us the 200,000 lol
59:00 <TheSun> povo nation
00:00 <TheSun> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-12/ageing-farmers-underestimate-risk-of-heatwaves/6013392
05:00 <TheSun> there are more bangladesh in usa then aussies
12:00 <Pieter> http://elitedaily.com/envision/artist-shows-world-leaders-pooping-photos/906135/
13:00 <Pieter> hah
18:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRRknWZC8gE
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dyewitness - MasterPlan (Dec 3, 2007) 3:36 - Category: Music - 135,440 views - 371 likes (96.6%), 13 dislikes (3.4%)
26:00 <mrgrumpy> I reckon Angela Merckel would be right into pooping...
03:00 <Pieter> cos im the maccas goblin
03:00 <Pieter> GOBLIN ME ISSSSS
03:00 <Pieter> rahrahrah
03:00 <Pieter> chompchompchomp
03:00 <Pieter> nibble nibble nibble
03:00 <Pieter> *pounce*
04:00 <Pieter> piet is literally the polaroid of perfection
09:00 <Pieter> wooo no changes to the medicare rebate !
22:00 <Pieter> a gina reinhardt tv series
22:00 <Pieter> WTF is this world coming to
22:00 <Pieter> cant we just get into some nuclear war and get things moving again
23:00 <BlackDevil> its always sunny is on Pieter
24:00 <Fall> Gina needs to take a long walk off a short pier
25:00 <Pieter> naa i cant go backwards ever since that guy was in pacific rim
26:00 <Pieter> i wont watch always sunny any more
26:00 <Pieter> :)
27:00 <BlackDevil> charlie?
29:00 <slinky_J> Pieter
29:00 <Pieter> yooooooooodle
30:00 <slinky_J> werrd
30:00 <slinky_J> 2pm!
30:00 <partay> Hello tards 
39:00 <partay> Johnny be good 
41:00 <Pieter> http://dipsip.co/japanese-beauty-products-wtf
42:00 <BlackDevil> butters dad is gay
42:00 <partay> Pieter cuck up
43:00 <BlackDevil> you called him a chicken?
48:00 <Pieter> am i a chicken ?
48:00 <Pieter> :(
53:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck I wish I had timestamps.
54:00 <BlackDevil> why
54:00 <DemonsRun> Can't tell when Israeli left
55:00 <BlackDevil> 2 mins ago?
55:00 <BlackDevil> 3
55:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking figured 
55:00 <slinky_J> Palestine WISHES Israel left!
55:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahwahahahuhuhue
55:00 <slinky_J> soz
55:00 <slinky_J> no sleep for over a day = crazypanda
56:00 <slinky_J> [14:23] <DemonsRun> Fuck I wish I had timestamps.
56:00 <slinky_J> sux2bu
56:00 <slinky_J> left of File
56:00 <frayedknot> Israeli left at 14:52:13 (AEDT)
56:00 <DemonsRun> Thanks.
56:00 <slinky_J> Timestamp
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
56:00 <slinky_J> s'all good yo
56:00 <partay> Put timestamp on
56:00 <DemonsRun> So much for working.
56:00 <slinky_J> OH AND REMEMBER TO CLICK ON
56:00 <slinky_J> LOL
56:00 <slinky_J> LAUGH OUT LOUD
56:00 <partay> Cuck on
57:00 <partay> Ana sammich go
58:00 <slinky_J> werrd
59:00 <slinky_J> Ana ur american ey
59:00 <slinky_J> u got a sexy phone sex voice?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> bye
59:00 <grem> haha
00:00 <partay> LOL
01:00 <partay> IRC misogynistic since 1995
01:00 <grem> q.q
06:00 <Pieter> that guy who raped n killed the chinese chick in the park fucking dirty looking drunk :/
06:00 <Pieter> what she was seeing musta been terrorfying :(
12:00 <slinky_J> F U C K
12:00 <slinky_J> i choose a laptop to go check out
12:00 <slinky_J> n my mate that knows everything bout pcs because he builds the shit for a living tells me the laptop i chose to go check out is SHIT
12:00 <slinky_J> beagle ffs
13:00 <slinky_J> he told me I may aswell get the toshiba over it any day
13:00 <Pieter> 2 guys die from smoking synthetic dope
14:00 <Pieter> then ya see chan 9 displaying actually pot leaf being chopped up which is organic 
14:00 <Pieter> freekin dumbasses
14:00 <Pieter> :/
18:00 <slinky_J> cool
18:00 <slinky_J> good for them
18:00 <slinky_J> they bought they tried
18:00 <slinky_J> they died
18:00 <slinky_J> LOLS IMA POET DIDNT KNOW IT!
20:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish I commend you
21:00 <slinky_J> for your HP laptop comment.
34:00 <BlackDevil> Coming your way Feb. 17th, blu-ray/DVDS release of THE INTERVIEW! Pre-order today ya'll!
35:00 <slinky_J> oi
35:00 <slinky_J> y no love
35:00 <slinky_J> pandis not good enough for u now :(
35:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil!!!
35:00 <BlackDevil> ?
35:00 <slinky_J> did u even miss me?
36:00 <slinky_J> I was your n i g g a mang :/ we was sposed to rule the world and you forgot about me
36:00 <slinky_J> now I pop up and you don't know me, judas step :(
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <slinky_J> soz im rippin off Nas
36:00 <slinky_J> how's your bisexual american ass
37:00 <BlackDevil> i think you are mistaken
39:00 <partay> Slinky spastic 
43:00 <Pieter> yahoo weather on android is fucking nice
43:00 <Pieter> better than htc one :/
43:00 <Pieter> the
44:00 <BlackDevil> i use weatherbug
45:00 <Pieter> YOURE A WEATHERBUG!
46:00 <Pieter> =p
11:00 <slinky_J> I am Miss Taken?
11:00 <slinky_J> my husband died, I put a baby hippopotsmokemyass on his face
12:00 <AsianHooker> bzzt
15:00 <AsianHooker> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-12/ageing-farmers-underestimate-risk-of-heatwaves/6013392
26:00 <AsianHooker> i know the guy who robber an indian grocery store was my old friend wanted to sponsor me as his defacto partner
26:00 <TheRon> i know your pimp
26:00 <AsianHooker> summertime he loses his mind and feeds his cats
27:00 <AsianHooker> no know nothing prettyboy
28:00 <AsianHooker> http://oi59.tinypic.com/2z9mszk.jpg
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
29:00 <AsianHooker> im not giving out his but hes italian
29:00 <AsianHooker> I do 50 for anal
32:00 <AsianHooker> TheRon a coronary inquest continues for your mate scott who raped my to death
32:00 <AsianHooker> *pussy
33:00 <AsianHooker> you guys are like kitten as soon you see me goes on a hiding
35:00 <AsianHooker> Maybe he got confused her with other hookers those were working in many suburbans upstairs massage parlor?
40:00 <AsianHooker> https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/26004244/homeless-man-pleads-guilty-to-rape-murder/
42:00 <AsianHooker> American warewolf in China
54:00 <zaim> bye hun
14:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10915205_10152708344507615_7641497332514488873_n.jpg?oh=fdb9a5c5fe34932af92e3f7a38fee21a&oe=556D4907&__gda__=1429313041_dfdc563bfd4cac2400c9e98dbccb4be4
15:00 <British^Meat> fat cuntroller
15:00 <Doodle> u wana go m8
15:00 <British^Meat> u avin a laff?
15:00 <Doodle> do what turn it up
15:00 <Doodle> apples and pears
16:00 <British^Meat> knock on the head mate, u wot?
16:00 <British^Meat> U WOT CNT?
16:00 <British^Meat> U FKN WOT ME OLE CHINA?
16:00 <Doodle> oh lindyyyyy i'm going to play a cock-a-neyyyy
16:00 <British^Meat> Ave' a butchers at this geeza
17:00 <slinky_J> somebody watched Bronson
17:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwvYmBo_bN4
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NUTELLA BRAIDED TEAR AND SHARE BREAD ♥ BlumenBrot (Feb 9, 2014) 9:23 - Category: Howto & Style - 574,200 views - 7,278 likes (98.8%), 90 dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <TheRon> starship - nothing's gonna stop us now
55:00 <simba> agreed
57:00 <British^Meat> simb :P
57:00 <British^Meat> nintendo erect hahaha
57:00 <British^Meat> :|
58:00 <British^Meat> but seriously, metroid prime trilogy for $13? Score
59:00 <simba> yea
59:00 <simba> i have all those games theyre rereleasing
59:00 <simba> so i assume they wouldnt make u buy em again
59:00 <British^Meat> hah, i have none, except rthe 3rd metroid prime
59:00 <British^Meat> i hated that ninty games were always like $60 +
59:00 <British^Meat> but $13? Im in
59:00 <beagle> everyone has babies 
59:00 <beagle> so then dan shuts up
00:00 <simba> ordered teh zelda ds already ;o
00:00 <British^Meat> i always wanted to play DK and galaxy
00:00 <British^Meat> oh noice
00:00 <beagle> nice you dying you fucking bitch dan
01:00 <simba> ummm
01:00 <simba> chad please stop
01:00 <simba> that DK is awesome
01:00 <British^Meat> yer, look forward to it
02:00 <British^Meat> id still rather see some certain GC games, but its a start, i might just use my WII U as a retro machine
02:00 <British^Meat> but $10.40 for snes games, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02:00 <British^Meat> rather get a emulator
02:00 <simba> or a snes xd
04:00 <simba> lol holy shit the ds is outta stock already
04:00 <British^Meat> crikes
04:00 <simba> prob sent 100 to aus
08:00 <amsy> simbo
09:00 <amsy> dis you get the majoras mask ds!?
09:00 <amsy> did*
10:00 <simba> yea i ordered dat
10:00 <amsy> sick
10:00 <simba> neva got a themed console b4
10:00 <simba> wooten
10:00 <simba> ds is takin all my money
11:00 <amsy> its pretty
11:00 <simba> shut up take my rupees
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> i get it
12:00 <amsy> lmao
13:00 <simba> i never got far in MM
13:00 <simba> was so hard
15:00 <BlackDevil> simba
15:00 <BlackDevil> stop undressing me
16:00 <British^Meat> do u wish to be wii friends amsy?
17:00 <amsy> yeah b^m i havent set up my own account yet
17:00 <amsy> but when i do ill add you
17:00 <British^Meat> until then we cant mario karts!
19:00 <Pieter> you both got a wii u ?
19:00 <British^Meat> damn straight
19:00 <British^Meat> T H E  F U T U R E
19:00 <Pieter> i been thinking of getting one
19:00 <British^Meat> i jest of course
19:00 <Pieter> just cos mario kart looks cute
20:00 <simba> 12 player irc races
20:00 <British^Meat> dont think, just do
21:00 <British^Meat> http://41.media.tumblr.com/fc4f5208d7f589c2196e46ab25c193c6/tumblr_nhnjs4LG301u50mwxo1_1280.jpg
21:00 <simba> im sheik
22:00 <StrykerX> U G L Y you ain't got no alibi
22:00 <StrykerX> YOU UGLY!
22:00 <BMW> https://36.media.tumblr.com/77665140f4fbbb4013f758f64b356e6b/tumblr_ni4chmg1tk1u50mwxo1_1280.jpg
22:00 <BMW> simba on the left, lols, laters
23:00 <simba> i really need 2 play twilight as well
25:00 <Pieter> THUNDER SNOW!
26:00 <StrykerX> Faggot
28:00 <Ana_Ng> DEAD SNOW
28:00 <Ana_Ng> best. movie. evar.
35:00 <Pieter> now now brown cow
36:00 <simba> faggot snow
37:00 <beagle>  fishpond australia numbeer please
37:00 <beagle> need to ask them if i get it ....
38:00 <Pieter> fuckin uk is gonna ban imessage and wattsapp
38:00 <simba> google it
45:00 <beagle> called....
49:00 <simba> beagle
49:00 <simba> what the fuck are you talking about
49:00 <simba> you need telstra bigponds number?
49:00 <simba> is that it?
49:00 <simba> “fishpond australia number please” = “i need bigponds phone number” ???
51:00 <Pieter> haha
02:00 <amsy> simbo
02:00 <Nikky`> haha thank you zaim
03:00 <amsy> or NIKKY
03:00 <amsy> wait
03:00 <amsy> no ive asked you
03:00 <Nikky`> asked me?
03:00 <amsy> you dont have telstra mobile right?
03:00 <Nikky`> oh yes, you have asked me and I don't
04:00 <amsy> -_-
04:00 <amsy> this phone shit is annoying
04:00 <simba> i have optus
04:00 <amsy> :'(
04:00 <simba> what have they done
04:00 <amsy> i need someone trustworthy that will allow me to send them an sms
05:00 <simba> yea do it
05:00 <simba> what for
05:00 <simba> do you need telstra
05:00 <amsy> yeah need telstra
06:00 <simba> i think chris is on telstra
06:00 <amsy> mum doesnt get any messages i send her but i get hers and i can send to dad who is on optus
06:00 <simba> bloody fishpond
07:00 <beagle> shut down metro last light my laptop plays it but fans does nuts
07:00 <beagle> like suprise lol
07:00 <simba> maybe she can call telstra about it
07:00 <simba> or both have to
07:00 <beagle> 2011 laptop and 2013 game
07:00 <beagle> telstra love you let you call
07:00 <beagle> fucker
07:00 <simba> would b a pain calling prob
08:00 <amsy> telstra are saying its my end
08:00 <amsy> my guys are saying its their end
09:00 <Pieter> every provider does that :/
09:00 <Pieter> they dont wanna find the fault cos it will cost $
09:00 <Pieter> :/
09:00 <amsy> my dudes have lodged an inquiry
09:00 <amsy> telstra is cool with just passing the blame
09:00 <Pieter> just best to threaten ombudsman
09:00 <Pieter> dunno of yas have one :p
10:00 <amsy> yeah we do
10:00 <simba> be like these lost messages r costing me money and im going to optus unless u sort ur shitout!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Lumeah2> Piety 
10:00 <amsy> but my provider is doing the right thing by me so far... unless they just dont bother getting bck to me
10:00 <Pieter> me!
10:00 <Pieter> Hi !
10:00 <Lumeah2> Yup hi 
11:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go bump into someone , I know where they are tonight so :p~
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Nikky`> That poor person
12:00 <simba> hope all the ladies are safe tonight
12:00 <Nikky`> lol simba
12:00 <Pieter> she loves me
12:00 <Pieter> shes just too nice to make a move
12:00 <Pieter> :p
12:00 <simba> Quite.
13:00 <Pieter> ive sussed her out , she seems to be the most normal person ive met
13:00 <Pieter> and i meet a lot of wackjobs
13:00 <Pieter> :/
13:00 <simba> whats normal
13:00 <simba> normal car, normal job, normal favorite boost juice
13:00 <Pieter> someone that has a freekin career
13:00 <Pieter> thats a beginning
13:00 <Pieter> :)
13:00 <amsy> lmao
13:00 <simba> having a career is normal 
14:00 <simba> thats step 1
14:00 <amsy> whats ur fav boost juice simbo
14:00 <simba> berry crush
14:00 <simba> normal car, like made between 01 and 09 probably
14:00 <simba> like a normal hatch back ford or VW
14:00 <Pieter> simba works at boost juice?
14:00 <Pieter> =)
14:00 <simba> normal career ie. sit at a desk (a normal desk)
15:00 <Pieter> do you have a funky lil hat to weat ?
15:00 <Pieter> wear
15:00 <simba> be normal ie. dont have scars or walk funny or anything
15:00 <simba> thats how 2 live normal
16:00 <amsy> mines tropical crush
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> with watermelon juice instead of tropical?
17:00 <simba> or something
17:00 <amsy> no i dont like watermelon unless im eating it on its own
18:00 <amsy> hate watermelon flavoured stuff 
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey TokenDaRing
19:00 <Nikky`> I like anything mango when I get a boost juice
19:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Nikky`
21:00 <simba> topical rox
22:00 <amsy> topical Cream
22:00 <amsy> mango is great nikky :)
22:00 <Nikky`> It sure is
23:00 <amsy> i tried a mango crush at gloria jeans one time but it was sickeningly sweet... what a let down
24:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, if too sweet its not enjoyable
49:00 <Doodle> [19:22] <amsy> mangoo is great nikky :)
49:00 <Doodle> [19:22] <Nikky`> It sure is
51:00 <Doodle> :)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mangoo *beavis snigger*
58:00 <christopher> look here dickheads
58:00 <christopher> all u guys saying u men
58:00 <christopher> hiding behind fake names
59:00 <christopher> lol
59:00 <Tuftoy> lmao
59:00 <christopher> at u
59:00 <amsy> hi chris
59:00 <christopher> hey
59:00 <Doodle> high chris
59:00 <amsy> no one said anything whats the deal
00:00 <christopher> nah i paranoid schizo
00:00 <christopher> and i dont hide
00:00 <christopher> wtf is with these ppl
00:00 <Doodle> do your other personalities hide?
00:00 <christopher> no
00:00 <Doodle> how do you know?
00:00 <christopher> i dont have none
00:00 <amsy> but no one said anything
00:00 <christopher> nah if u pick on me
01:00 <christopher> show yourself
01:00 <Doodle> ..
01:00 <christopher> dont hide behind fake name
01:00 <christopher> thats weak as piss
01:00 <Doodle> my real name is Doodle
01:00 <amsy> no ones picking on you right now
01:00 <Nikky`> Yeah so take a deep breath chris and shut up
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <christopher> i just saying if u cant use ya first name
02:00 <christopher> as a nick
02:00 <christopher> u dodgy as
02:00 <Doodle> so 99% of people on irc
02:00 <christopher> i am the 1%
02:00 <christopher> i am a man
03:00 <Doodle> we know christopher isnt your real name
03:00 <Nikky`> man? lol
03:00 <christopher> u fake nicks
03:00 <Nikky`> oooh having such a laugh
03:00 <christopher> are dodgy fucks
03:00 <Doodle> chris have you had a drink today
03:00 <stevenn> christopher
03:00 <christopher> no
03:00 <stevenn> i use my name!
03:00 <Doodle> do you think maybe you should start
03:00 <christopher> kewl
03:00 <christopher> stevenn
03:00 <stevenn> are we friends?
03:00 <christopher> u aint dodgy
03:00 <christopher> yes
03:00 <stevenn> shankz!
03:00 <stevenn> :P
04:00 <dog> christopher: whats your full name
04:00 <Nikky`> suck up
04:00 <Doodle> chris's real name is elizabeth
05:00 <dog> my real name is Hugo Artemis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune
05:00 <christopher> kk
05:00 <Doodle> and you killed my father?
05:00 <dog> too long to fit in irc
05:00 <christopher> my real name is god
06:00 <christopher> fucken sluts cheating on their spouse
06:00 <christopher> and thinking its funny
06:00 <christopher> to do my head in
06:00 <dog> what
06:00 <amsy> hehehw Rune
07:00 <christopher> fuck if u dont man up guys
07:00 <christopher> show some balls
07:00 <christopher> tell us ya name
07:00 <christopher> ur as good as dog shit
07:00 <dog> that hurts my feelings
07:00 <TokenDaRing> hey christopher
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I cheat on my spouse with DemonsRun
08:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you feel about that?
08:00 <Picard> sick
08:00 <christopher> i dont care
08:00 <christopher> DemonsRun is slut
09:00 <christopher> if she would
09:00 <christopher> dumb as dog shit
09:00 <TokenDaRing> dude just because she turned you down
09:00 <christopher> mate u just text
09:00 <TokenDaRing> and rejects you at every turn
10:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: your only interaction with other people is through text
10:00 <christopher> TokenDaRing u are actually dumber than me
10:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't leave home
10:00 <christopher> so stop now
10:00 <HeywoodJablowme> lol chris calling people dumb
10:00 <HeywoodJablowme> the worlds gone mad
10:00 <TokenDaRing> you're paranoid of people in the real world
10:00 <christopher> no
10:00 <TokenDaRing> you think people break into your home and move your things
10:00 <christopher> i just had crocks of shit like u
10:00 <christopher> up to here
10:00 <TokenDaRing> sure, blame everyone else
10:00 <TokenDaRing> that's the way christopher
10:00 <christopher> what
10:00 <christopher> fuck up u dumb fuck
10:00 <dog> christopher: no one really cares
11:00 <dog> christopher: go do something more productive
11:00 <christopher> yeah cause u all weak as piss
11:00 <TokenDaRing> dog: the only thing he does is pass out on the floor from weed and booze
11:00 <dog> fight me
11:00 <TokenDaRing> then when he wakes up, he yells at the voices only he can hear
12:00 <christopher> just cause its inet
12:00 <christopher> doesnt mean u not u
12:00 <christopher> man up show yourselfs
12:00 <TokenDaRing> but if I'm not me
12:00 <TokenDaRing> who am I?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't know who I am anymore!!!
12:00 <HeywoodJablowme> elton john
12:00 <HeywoodJablowme> sing us a song
12:00 <christopher> u playing my game right down to the tee
12:00 <HeywoodJablowme> loool
12:00 <HeywoodJablowme> chewn
13:00 <christopher> fuck heads
13:00 <dog> christopher: i'd show you a photo but you'd just get turned on, masturbate over it, then loathe yourself for having homosexual urges
13:00 <dog> and feel even worse
13:00 <dog> and get even angrier
13:00 <dog> (im calling you a fag)
13:00 <TokenDaRing> dog: he'd hit his cat
13:00 <TokenDaRing> he takes out his homosexual denial on his cat
13:00 <christopher> now u can go on about me for 30mins or more
13:00 <christopher> cause u have no life
13:00 <dog> hahaha
14:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl ragequit
14:00 <Doodle> lost cunt
14:00 <dog> i think i pushed a button
15:00 <TokenDaRing> he's beating his cat around now
15:00 <TokenDaRing> yelling at the invisible voices
15:00 <dog> does he attack his cat?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah when he has his fits
15:00 <dog> does he have anger/impulse control issues?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> he's mad now
16:00 <TokenDaRing> [19:15:47] <christopher> how about u come beat my cock off
16:00 <simba> 27 mins more guys
17:00 <simba> then u r his bitches
18:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing
18:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Bastardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know for a fact he beats his cat?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> he was crying about it one time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a way you could kill him mentally if you do 
18:00 <TokenDaRing> who knows if he made it up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> every second cunt has his address and he adores that cat
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a call to the RSPCA
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you can't really take what he says seriously, because he can't tell what is real and what isn't
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that would destroy him
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the last couple of mornings in the wee small hours he's been really lucid
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and actual conversations
19:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
26:00 <Doodle> wooooooooo
27:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/MyOfficialAdultJokes/photos/a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318/1039519209415728/?type=1
27:00 <Doodle> po-tay-titties
39:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
40:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
41:00 <Zade> big day today?
42:00 <Nikky`> totally
43:00 <Pieter> hey Zade
44:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
48:00 <ooomp> Pieter, did you do anything productive today?
50:00 <Bows> hhi Pieter
50:00 <Bows> and Picard
51:00 <Pieter> yeeap
51:00 <Pieter> I grew an extra .3 of a cm !
51:00 <Pieter> in all the ways that count !
52:00 <ooomp> .3 metres in your stomach?
54:00 <Pieter> yes too
54:00 <Pieter> that
54:00 <Picard> and your IQ dropped another 10 
55:00 <ooomp> By asking that question?
55:00 <ooomp> Probably closer to 20 points on reading Pieter's answer
56:00 <Pieter> im allowed to make booboos
56:00 <ooomp> Indeed
56:00 <ooomp> Once every so often
56:00 <ooomp> Not every third second
57:00 <Pieter> :(
58:00 <StrykerX> Picard
58:00 <StrykerX> Still in Melbourne mate?
58:00 <StrykerX> Pieter's IQ must be around 0 by now
58:00 <StrykerX> Surely.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter got spat on again today
59:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
59:00 <ooomp> It's ok Pieter
59:00 <ooomp> We still love you
59:00 <Pieter> i know you do !
00:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, that's daily procedure now
00:00 <StrykerX> Wake up, have a hit of Heroin
00:00 <StrykerX> Piss himself, pass out
00:00 <StrykerX> Wake up, check the mail, get spat on
00:00 <StrykerX> Another hit of Heroin
01:00 <StrykerX> Piss himself, pass out
01:00 <TokenDaRing> does he even bother to clean up the piss?
01:00 <StrykerX> Not sure
01:00 <Picard> StrykerX hows the courier business?
01:00 <StrykerX> Ask his neighbour who he bashes regularly
01:00 <StrykerX> Picard wonderful
01:00 <StrykerX> How's the dole line?
01:00 <Picard> dunno, ask Bastardly_One
02:00 <ooomp> The dole needs to be cancelled for anyone who does drugs
02:00 <Nikky`> I quit my job today and went on the dole - I really couldnt handle going back to work and miss all the fun during the days
02:00 <StrykerX> ooomp, that'd save us billions in the budget
02:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, you quit for IRC?
03:00 <Nikky`> Who doesn't?
03:00 <ooomp> Sadly the lefties won't like it
03:00 <StrykerX> Of course not
03:00 <ooomp> People will starve! (Not actually an issue and more of a permanent solution really)
03:00 <StrykerX> They are communists in disguise
04:00 <amsy> quarterly drug tests 
04:00 <StrykerX> As if quartly
04:00 <StrykerX> Make it monthly.
04:00 <StrykerX> Erm.. Quarterly*
04:00 <amsy> that takes up a lot of resources too
04:00 <StrykerX> Yes but you'll find as they catch out more junkies and take their payments
04:00 <StrykerX> They will save money too
05:00 <StrykerX> Maybe set up a tent city in the desert somewhere.. Junky Town
05:00 <Bastardly_One> even I'm for that ...
05:00 <StrykerX> Mayor: VOTE 1 PIETER
05:00 <Nikky`> I am ok if they got the dole but not actual money and card that can only be used at supermarket for food and such
05:00 <TokenDaRing> you know the funny thing about people on the dole spending money on booze and smokes is that most of it goes back to the goverment in tax anyway
05:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of junkies keep their habits to continue their "conditions" to stay on the DSP for instance
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky` you'll find that business would be against that
06:00 <Nikky`> I know
06:00 <beagle> its too late for starving
06:00 <Bastardly_One> common among opiate junkies to do that 
06:00 <beagle> popcorn for kinky please
06:00 <Nikky`> I know some places are doing in, think in Qld or something 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> continue to use to make your drug neurosis act up to stay on welfare
06:00 <beagle> well in qld, ummm .... they kinda suck.
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky` they trialed it, apparently it didn't work
06:00 <TokenDaRing> people found ways to get around the system, and it made a black market
06:00 <StrykerX> Yeah in parts of QLD
06:00 <Nikky`> Oh, typical
06:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd basically just trade food for smokes/booze
07:00 <StrykerX> They need photo id payment cards
07:00 <StrykerX> Oh
07:00 <TokenDaRing> the problem with Australia is our economy is set up so that we need unemployed people
07:00 <TokenDaRing> otherwise wage growth and inflation would explode out of control
08:00 <Nikky`> I just couldn't even think to want to always be on the dole.. I don't earn a great deal but its enough to get by
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in a regulated system like ours that's true
08:00 <TokenDaRing> too few unemployed people means inflation grows out of control, too many means the economy is going poorly
08:00 <StrykerX> Ugh
08:00 <StrykerX> I couldn't live on the dole
08:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough in a regulated system like ours Token
08:00 <StrykerX> $500/fn
08:00 <TokenDaRing> the sweet spot is anything from about 4% to like 6% I think
08:00 <StrykerX> Unless you have a "disability"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> actually by the time you get rent assistance and shit 
08:00 <StrykerX> Not only that but fucking sitting at home all day
09:00 <StrykerX> How BORING
09:00 <TokenDaRing> also, the sheer majority of the budget that goes to welfare goes to the aged pension
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the basic dole over 21 now?
09:00 <StrykerX> I had a couple of weeks off all up over chrissy
09:00 <ooomp> Yes thousands do it
09:00 <StrykerX> I was going out of my mind!
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One the figure I last saw was a maximum of $507
09:00 <ooomp> Leeches
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
09:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not sure how people can afford to splurge on smokes and booze with that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I get close to a grand a fortnight
10:00 <StrykerX> It's $507 + $50~ rent assistance
10:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX that's including Rent Assistance
10:00 <StrykerX> + $16 pharma allowance
10:00 <Bastardly_One> only 50 max rent assistance?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
10:00 <TokenDaRing> no
10:00 <StrykerX> This is how it was when I was on it back when I was 22
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say ...
10:00 <TokenDaRing> it's something like, $427  for YA/Newstart
10:00 <TokenDaRing> $80 for rent assistance
10:00 <StrykerX> I'm taking Newstart
10:00 <TokenDaRing> i'd have to look up on the DHS site
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds right actually TokenDaRing
11:00 <TokenDaRing> these are figures from about august last year
11:00 <TokenDaRing> so things might have changed since
11:00 <StrykerX> Hrm
11:00 <Bastardly_One> all one site now ... medicare, social security and DHS
11:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
11:00 <TokenDaRing> DHS got cut back a lot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh if in Aug
11:00 <StrykerX> On an unrelated now.. Our hot water system died today
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be the same now
11:00 <StrykerX> Perfect timing when ya broke from chrissy
11:00 <TokenDaRing> like
11:00 <StrykerX> $1600 later..
11:00 <amsy> nooooo
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh true?
11:00 <ooomp> Just slap it onto the cc
12:00 <amsy> that sucks StrykerX
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not gonna do a home repair like the guy on the news?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> on this years tax return, you get a breakdown of what your taxes were spent on
12:00 <Bastardly_One> seen that recently?
12:00 <StrykerX> I don't do cc's
12:00 <StrykerX> I don't trust myself.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where he did a home repair and it exploded?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and went like 4 streets and shit?
12:00 <StrykerX> Visa Debit is the closest to a CC
12:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, no but LOL!
12:00 <ooomp> Yeah and the most common thing in that breakdown was welfare
12:00 <TokenDaRing> ooomp and the most common part of that was the pension
12:00 <Bows> LOL
12:00 <TokenDaRing> like 70-80% of welfare goes to pension
13:00 <ooomp> Annoying
13:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, somewhere in Melb .. went literally streets away
13:00 <ooomp> Mandatory euthanasia
13:00 <amsy> annoying that old peiple get looked after??
13:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently, most welfare fruad is due to pensioners not declaring assets
13:00 <amsy> people*
13:00 <StrykerX> rofl
13:00 <Bows> most welfare is due to Picard claiming false things
13:00 <Bastardly_One> as if a lot of old people would consider a telly or something an asset
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and as if you should have to either
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One it's more like houses
14:00 <StrykerX> I know old people who stash their money in their house
14:00 <Bows> yeh Bastardly_One asif hey
14:00 <faux> talks as if he's not old
14:00 <Nikky`> My mum is on the pension - she has so much wrong with her tho, poor old duck
14:00 <StrykerX> So they are still eligable for Old Age
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking old ... you have a right to what you have
14:00 <Bows> you have a right to own anything that is yours
14:00 <Bows> old or young
14:00 <Bows> its yours not the fucking govt
14:00 <TokenDaRing> and the goverment has a right to pay you according to what you need
14:00 <TokenDaRing> if you have the means to support yourself, then you should
14:00 <StrykerX> DHS doesn't require you to sell TVs to get a pension...
14:00 <Bastardly_One> on paper it might be as easy as selling that asset
15:00 <TokenDaRing> lol no it doesn't StrykerX
15:00 <beagle> anne of green gables may have been sent to me but if fishpond do not have money then do i what ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but in the real world how often does it work like that?
15:00 <Bows> you have to sell tvs to be pensioner now
15:00 <TokenDaRing> like I said, this is pensioners basically not saying "What houses? Oh those houses...."
15:00 <Bastardly_One> let's say you were an old couple renting out a house and had shitty tenants
15:00 <beagle> i feel like watching anne green gabels now, but the 8 series dvd wont arrive for another week !
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who intimidated you and never payed rent kind of deal
15:00 <Bastardly_One> guess that's your bad luck for being an old person
16:00 <TokenDaRing> sell the house
16:00 <Pieter> FUCKIN
16:00 <TokenDaRing> kick them out on their arse
16:00 <beagle> cause its coming from america.
16:00 <Pieter> I HATE EATING UNRIPE BANANAS!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you get what I mean ... and yes I am playing devils advocate
16:00 <Pieter> it tricked me:(
16:00 <TokenDaRing> put the money into another investment property
16:00 <Picard> a telly an asset,lol 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> anything you own is an asset
16:00 <Bastardly_One> all household contents
16:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One considers his play station an asset
16:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One you do'nt need to declare TV's to DHS
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that is too Picard
16:00 <Picard> not at centrelink u moron
16:00 <TokenDaRing> you do need to declare shit like stocks, investments, properties
16:00 <StrykerX> They only ask for Household contents value
17:00 <StrykerX> Not to break it down
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's considered a luxury/asset
17:00 <Bows> you need to declare everything
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh not a break down but it's included in assets
17:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
17:00 <TokenDaRing> DHS don't give a shit about your TV
17:00 <Bows> tv's cars, boats
17:00 <Bows> hifi
17:00 <Bows> computer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX gets my point
17:00 <Picard> u are a moron
17:00 <Bows> you even need to declare if you are gay or abbo
17:00 <StrykerX> It's not rocket science
17:00 <StrykerX> Gay, no
17:00 <StrykerX> Abo, yes
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows if you're indigenous they pay you more
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a moron for stating a fact idiot?
17:00 <Bows> gay yes
17:00 <Bows> because you may be with gay partner
17:00 <StrykerX> Since when?
18:00 <Bows> since not long ago
18:00 <TokenDaRing> no they don't care if you're gay, only if you're living with your partner
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah since when?
18:00 <Bows> yes TokenDaRing
18:00 <Bows> your gay partner
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit re: gay
18:00 <StrykerX> Exactly right, TokenDaRing
18:00 <Bows> ring them up
18:00 <Bows> ask them
18:00 <Bastardly_One> my god
18:00 <Bows> they ask if you are gay now
18:00 <StrykerX> They only care if you're in a partnered
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're considered defactos now
18:00 <Bows> of course
18:00 <StrykerX> NOT what sort of relationship
18:00 <Bows> yes but you are gay
18:00 <Bastardly_One> which means they get a joint payment
18:00 <Bows> you need to tell them
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not one each 
18:00 <Bows> me and my partner = gay
18:00 <TokenDaRing> even then, if you just live together it isn't enough to be defacto
18:00 <Bows> there was big overhaul last year of gay ppl scamming
19:00 <Bows> now they do it
19:00 <TokenDaRing> like you need to have joint assets/accounts
19:00 <Bows> ring them 2morrow ask them urself
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it means if you are living with your partner and not pretending just to share a house
19:00 <Bastardly_One> gay people got around that by hiding their sexuality
19:00 <Bows> the rules have changed
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's nothing to do with being gay itself
19:00 <amsy> hello doctor
19:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
19:00 <Bows> yes so they ask if you are gay and then they check it up
19:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't care if you're homosexual in particular
19:00 <doctor> hello amsy
19:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One sounds an expert on all things gay
19:00 <Bows> no of course not
20:00 <Bows> but if you are gay they wanna know where your partner is 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> so when Picard goes on the pension
20:00 <Zade> Bastardly_One is an expert on everything full stop
20:00 <Zade> just ask him 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> they'll ask him if he's gay
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Bows, fucking read what I said ... it's not actually being "gay"
20:00 <Bows> no they ask you
20:00 <Picard> Zade yes, he knows it all
20:00 <Bows> and then they check it up
20:00 <Bows> he has to sign the form
20:00 <Bows> my gf works for centrelink dont try to talk shit 
20:00 <Bows> head office too
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a gay paraplegic friend
21:00 <Bows> ill cancell your payment Pieter no more drugs for you
21:00 <TokenDaRing> whch head office?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he'd know a bit more
21:00 <TokenDaRing> which*
21:00 <Bows> i cant tell you that TokenDaRing
21:00 <TokenDaRing> each state has a head office
21:00 <Bows> its confidential
21:00 <doctor> I am a panromantic asexual demiurge with a binary bias that leans somewhere over to the left. I am also a lesbian
21:00 <Picard> of course u do
21:00 <Bows> nsw head office
21:00 <TokenDaRing> and most DHS work isn't done in an office anymore
21:00 <Bows> yes it is
21:00 <Bows> LOL
21:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> I've got a gay paraplegic friend  <--- takes his chair away so he can fuck him 
21:00 <Bows> man you ppl on here think you know everything
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows, most of the offices you visit are just customer service points now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, he's been a family friend longer than I've been alive ... he's about 80 now
21:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't do shit there aside from process forms
22:00 <Bows> wrong
22:00 <Bastardly_One> had a bike crash in the 70s
22:00 <Bows> they have head office in each state idiot
22:00 <Bows> when you ring them up do you speak to your local office? no you do not LOL
22:00 <Bows> Loof hey bro
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can be put in contact with your local office
22:00 <Loof> sup faux :)
23:00 <Bows> no you cannot, you have to go see them
23:00 <Bows> unless its a case worker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> all you have to do is tell the CSR officer on the phone as to why 
23:00 <ooomp> Loof perfect timing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I did it yesterday dickhead
23:00 <Bows> Loof thats a crap pc
23:00 <ooomp> We are discussing how Abbott is about to abolish the dole
23:00 <Bows> yeh you prob on retard pension and have a case worker
23:00 <Bows> thats how
23:00 <Loof> maybe i should leave
23:00 <Bows> thats prob a good idea
24:00 <Loof> this wont be good
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have a case worker but I am on a DSP ... I was being lazy and said I couldn't make it to the office
24:00 <ooomp> Worried your internet connection will be cut without dole money?
24:00 <Loof> is he doing it?
24:00 <Bows> why did you need to go to the office if on dsp?
24:00 <Loof> or is this hear say?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's on the DSP ooomp ... he won't be worried
24:00 <Bows> lazy cunt you on dsp you cant even get up for an "appointment"
24:00 <Loof> i'd work if i could
24:00 <Bows> ooomp im not on the dsp LOL
24:00 <Bows> never have been never will be
24:00 <ooomp> DSP for some is essentially the dole
24:00 <Maurice> faux
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nuh I wanted some info on my file I couldn't remember
25:00 <Bows> ohh sure you did 
25:00 <ooomp> So many fakers 
25:00 <Loof> not for me try working with voices in your head
25:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qgSs65-mY
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Against all odds (HD 16:9) (Jun 18, 2014) 3:32 - Category: Entertainment - 266,120 views - 1,321 likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
25:00 <Loof> i tried
25:00 <Bows> you should not have abused so many drugs then you might be ok
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I did and I'm on it for physical health reasons as well as mental reasons
25:00 <faux> Maurice
26:00 <Bows> D$P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so I used the physical reason as an excuse not to go there to find out info I found out on the phone
26:00 <Maurice> This is for you http://snappytrends.com/cute-fat-kid-gracefully-dances-to-meghan-taylors-all-about-that-bass/
26:00 <Loof> my mother is trying to fake it for dsp now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah 
26:00 <Loof> fucking bitch
26:00 <Maurice> Its everything the title says
26:00 <Loof> sickens me
26:00 <Bows> yeh what info was that?
26:00 <Loof> makes it harder for the legit cases
26:00 <Bows> Loof how old is your mum?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> medical info ... if it's any of your business
26:00 <Loof> i wonder how many dsp cheats really believe they deserve dsp
26:00 <Bows> lol
26:00 <Bows> 90% of them do
27:00 <Bows> just look at this place
27:00 <StrykerX> IRC is kept alive by DSP cheats.
27:00 <Bows> unless you are a real retard you should work
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <chelle> i deserve dsp but fucked if im gonna sit around on that
27:00 <chelle> ill probably get so depressed ill kill myself
27:00 <Bows> i have worked with people with 1 arm 
27:00 <StrykerX> I could get DSP but I'd get too bored.
27:00 <Bows> actual downys
27:00 <ooomp> They need to return DSP back to physical and debilitating issues. Emotional (hearing voices) shouldn't be covered
27:00 <Bows> ppl in wheelchairs
27:00 <Loof> if you are working successfully you dont deserve it
27:00 <Bows> if they can work so can afew drug fucked bludgers
28:00 <Loof> ooomp you're an idiot
28:00 <Bows> ooomp i agree
28:00 <Bastardly_One> believe me ... sitting around is not fun and I am thankful for the shit I can do from home ... come Feb I'm gonna be lost again until I find something else
28:00 <Loof> you dont know what the fuck you are talking about
28:00 <Bows> as I said the people I have worked for are a perfect example of proof that dsp is a raught
28:00 <Loof> you have no idea what voices are like
28:00 <Bows> Bastardly_One you have austnet
28:00 <Loof> fuckwit
28:00 <Bows> you will be here a year from now
28:00 <StrykerX> Beer <3
28:00 <Loof> i tried to be nice to you but you go back on my /ignore abuse
28:00 <ooomp> In the past Loof, you would have been deemed crazy and placed in a mental institution
29:00 <Loof> slag
29:00 <chelle> ooomp: you're an idiot
29:00 <chelle> who let this moron in here?
29:00 <Bows> ooomp he got his mental issues from drug abuse
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Bows you seriously need the DSP you spastic ... sit down and give your mouth a go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp is stiring the pot
29:00 <Bows> Bastardly_One i dont need the dsp i have a job 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and clearly it worked
29:00 <ooomp> These days the government pays you and you come on IRC and still around doing nothing
29:00 <Bows> centrelink is for scum
29:00 <Loof> ooomp cant get laid
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, good work ;)
29:00 <Loof> so she takes it out on irc
29:00 <chelle> hey Bows, fuck you :D
29:00 <faux> Lol Maurice
30:00 <Maurice> He's so smooooooth
30:00 <faux> I love fat kids
30:00 <Loof> fuck i need a bong to deal with idots
30:00 <Loof> idiots
30:00 <Loof> always idiots
30:00 <ooomp> I take it out on drug fucked bludgers like you. Enjoy Loof
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... my god
30:00 <faux> dat bong lyf
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Bows> thats perfect Loof, good to see centrelink money going to your shit weed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, you just proved her point
30:00 <ooomp> Happy new year by the way, no doubt similar to last year for you
30:00 <Bows> lol ooomp
30:00 <faux> Why is everyone so hostile
31:00 <faux> Get naked and dance
31:00 <faux> except b1 cos ew
31:00 <Loof> yeah i agree if it wasn't for idiots i wouldn't need weed
31:00 <chelle> thank fuck I have work tomorrow
31:00 <Bows> ohh yeh Loof thats a great excuse
31:00 <Loof> chelle if you can work you dont deserve dsp btw
31:00 <Loof> just sayin
31:00 <Bows> can't deal with society so you need to be stoned
31:00 <Bows> very good answer there pal
31:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, I think we've walked into a convo about ... welfare wasteoids not willing to help themselves
31:00 <chelle> Loof: I make myself work, ITS GOOD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH MORON
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ... not sure
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <Bows> Loof is the same as chris
31:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, damn straight
31:00 <faux> I'm not sure I care 
32:00 <Loof> well your mental health cant be too good if you're getting personal slag
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna be lost without the part time stuff in Feb
32:00 <Loof> calling me a moron
32:00 <chelle> its not like i fucking enjoy it
32:00 <ooomp> Government needs to invest in more prisons and institutions. This new age rehabilitation crap, reforming etc is bullshit and just simply doesn't work
32:00 <StrykerX> Loof can only think of drugs
32:00 <StrykerX> Is he an early stage Pieter?
32:00 <Loof> you can only think of beer
32:00 <Bows> he is
32:00 <Loof> weed isn't a drug
32:00 <chelle> Loof: its not good, thats why I'd easily be eligible for DSP
32:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle is one of the lucky ones though that can fight her own demons
32:00 <chelle> but that's a cop out
32:00 <Bows> however he is actually less fucked up than Pieter
32:00 <Bows> no joke StrykerX
32:00 <doctor> odd coversation; then again it usually always is
32:00 <Bows> Loof is almost as fried as chris
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My anxiety disorder is fucking hard to fight
32:00 <Nikky`> haha Maurice
32:00 <Loof> stryker is a typical alco dissing weed
32:00 <doctor> what's the issue and how can we resolve it?
32:00 <StrykerX> Bows, most people are less fucked up than Pieter
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof has schitzophrenia ... he can't work
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if he doesn't have his meds he even sees shit
33:00 <StrykerX> Loof, you're the one sooking
33:00 <Bows> Loof thats funny
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not just hears shit
33:00 <StrykerX> "IRC is so hard.. I need a bong"
33:00 <Bows> you are an alco
33:00 <Loof> i'd like to see any schizo hold down a job envolving people
33:00 <Bows> you use to drink a case of beer sometimes 2 a day and come on here
33:00 <Bows> abusing ppl
33:00 <chelle> there are plenty of jobs not involving people
33:00 <Loof> like?
33:00 <chelle> some people are just lazy fuckers.
33:00 <Bows> dont diss alcohol when you were once a fulltime alco
33:00 <StrykerX> LOL
33:00 <StrykerX> Owned Loof
33:00 <Bows> ppl like you are scum
33:00 <Loof> i just want to bash all athority
33:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, expand that to life ... and you're spot on I am sorry to say ... and he's a friend of mine
33:00 <Bows> accept your past
34:00 <chelle> like, bench work
34:00 <Bastardly_One> him and Chris have HEAPS of excuses
34:00 <chelle> in a factory
34:00 <Bows> ok thats fine you might not drink as much but dont say shit like "alcoholic" to ppl
34:00 <StrykerX> Excuses
34:00 <StrykerX> Blah blah blah
34:00 <StrykerX> Loof needs to man up
34:00 <Loof> what would you know
34:00 <Loof> honestly
34:00 <StrykerX> And go clean
34:00 <Bows> he does
34:00 <Loof> you know nothing
34:00 <doctor> sticking doll heads into doll bodies that get passed by on a conveyor belt
34:00 <StrykerX> So does christopher
34:00 <Loof> about anything
34:00 <Bows> many ppl do
34:00 <Loof> you drink fuckhead
34:00 <doctor> i dont think those jobs exist anymore
34:00 <StrykerX> Loof, how are those voices bro?
34:00 <StrykerX> Abusing you?
34:00 <Loof> everyone knows alcohol is worse than weed
34:00 <StrykerX> Is that why you "need" a bong?
34:00 <ooomp> All we know Loof is that you can't handle normal life
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey now
35:00 <amsy> yeah they do doctor
35:00 <Bows> doctor there are many factory jobs still around
35:00 <faux> hey doctor 
35:00 <amsy> havent you seen how its made!?
35:00 <faux> Tell me your latest dream pls
35:00 <Bows> pleanty
35:00 <amsy> or food factory?
35:00 <Bows> he has no excuse
35:00 <amsy> best shows around
35:00 <Bows> not just food factory
35:00 <chelle> there are fuckloads of factory jobs around
35:00 <Bows> machinery, plants
35:00 <Bows> boxes
35:00 <Loof> <StrykerX> Beer <3
35:00 <doctor> I thought they were grown in labs now
35:00 <StrykerX> Yup
35:00 <Loof> alco
35:00 <StrykerX> No human contact
35:00 <TokenDaRing> chelle: there are?
35:00 <Loof> typical
35:00 <Bows> packing dvds into cartons
35:00 <StrykerX> Best sort of work
35:00 <doctor> with real hair and real body parts
35:00 <TokenDaRing> what factory jobs?
35:00 <Bows> even basic pick pack job
35:00 <doctor> just add water 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> considering our manufacturing industry died in a fire
35:00 <chelle> what Bows just said
35:00 <Bastardly_One> actually factory work is given to immigrants over other people ... as they're liable to handle the shit conditions for a longer period of employment
35:00 <Bows> where all u do is stack a pallet
35:00 <Loof> you still have to be around people chelle
35:00 <StrykerX> Loof, I don't expect the tax payer to cough up for my drinks
35:00 <Loof> try again
35:00 <chelle> picking and packing
35:00 <StrykerX> You expect it for weed
35:00 <StrykerX> Fuckwit
35:00 <Bows> if you cannot do that sort of stuff you may aswell not even exist on the planet
36:00 <Loof> i know stryker i hope it angers you
36:00 <Bows> as i said ive worked in those jobs with ppl in wheelchairs
36:00 <doctor> sometimes on discovery channel I watch those how it's made shows
36:00 <StrykerX> Loof is mad
36:00 <Bows> with cerabal paulsy
36:00 <Loof> dsp for lyf
36:00 <Bows> down syndromes
36:00 <StrykerX> Cause his voices are telling him off
36:00 <StrykerX> Poor kid
36:00 <Bows> actual spastics with 80cm jaws
36:00 <chelle> you pack a box and put it on a fucking pallet
36:00 <TokenDaRing> bows, so you think there should be no unemployed people in Australia?
36:00 <chelle> its really not that hard
36:00 <Bows> dont make excuses cunt
36:00 <chelle> i used to do it
36:00 <Bows> the dole was for ppl in the depression
36:00 <chelle> and im a fat cunt
36:00 <Loof> and you never have to talk to anyone?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> chelle, do you think the same?
36:00 <Loof> ever?
36:00 <amsy> doctor, they rule but the narrator is always too punny :'(
36:00 <Bows> our grandparents would be sick at the youth today
36:00 <Bows> the bludgers of society
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have a job if able to do manual work ... pity I can't
36:00 <Bows> you can Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll learn me to fuck up
37:00 <Bows> dont make excuses
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no I can't
37:00 <Bows> if you can type on irc you can fucking do some work
37:00 <faux> why does it need to be manual 
37:00 <chelle> TokenDaRing: everyone should do SOMETHING with their life, whether it's employment or not.
37:00 <StrykerX> If you can type on IRC
37:00 <Bows> true faux
37:00 <Bows> call centres
37:00 <StrykerX> You can do data entry
37:00 <Bows> many things
37:00 <StrykerX> Sensis etc
37:00 <Loof> i cant work with anyone without wanting to murder them
37:00 <Bows> sales
37:00 <Loof> seriously
37:00 <Bows> dont make up excuses
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the physical aspect tool ... I have a lung condition
37:00 <doctor> lol
37:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: sensis went shit up
37:00 <chelle> Loof: get some therapy
37:00 <Bows> ohh sure u do
37:00 <StrykerX> Really?
37:00 <Loof> tried it
37:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
37:00 <Loof> of course
37:00 <Bows> but u can sit on austnet 24/7
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I worked in CSR for ever
37:00 <ooomp> Which is why you need to be locked into a padded room Loof
37:00 <Loof> tried all the pills
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Sensis isn't worth shit now
37:00 <Bows> you can work
37:00 <StrykerX> I stand corrected
37:00 <amsy> quit smoking!!!!!!!
37:00 <faux> CSR sugar?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> hence why Telstra sold it off
37:00 <doctor> Was watching one about some textile factory in bangladesh. incredibly boring but I loved it
37:00 <Bows> lol faux
37:00 <faux> lol has a lung problem smokes weed
38:00 <faux> yowzer
38:00 <Bows> yeh good logic hey faux
38:00 <Bows> these ppl are just scum
38:00 <Bastardly_One> rage quit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <amsy> doctor, i dont find stuff like that boring... only fascinating
38:00 <Bows> you could do sex chat Bastardly_One
38:00 <StrykerX> His voices told him to quit
38:00 <Bows> for gays or tranny
38:00 <chelle> that guy needs help
38:00 <Bows> good money in that
38:00 <StrykerX> With his rapsy smoker voice?
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <Bows> yeh
38:00 <faux> Gross
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows hates gay people
38:00 <StrykerX> lolol
38:00 <Bows> gays will pay for anything
38:00 <doctor> maybe I do too
39:00 <Bows> offer an asshole and you got $$$
39:00 <ooomp> I use gay people to help me shop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, he's unable to handle criticism. I'm supposedly his friend and I dared do it one day. He raged for months.
39:00 <Bows> never be loofs friend
39:00 <chelle> then he needs a bullet
39:00 <Bastardly_One> He has aggressive schitzophrenia
39:00 <Bows> you get more sense off chris
39:00 <Bastardly_One> on depot shots and all 
39:00 <Bows> at least chris is productive
39:00 <chelle> clearly they arent working
39:00 <Bows> loof does nothing
39:00 <Bows> just smokes and takes drugs and plays irc and wow
39:00 <StrykerX> Sounds like he needs a padded cell
39:00 <faux> If i was married to Loof's wife I'd be angry all the time too tbh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives in an abusive relationship too
39:00 <Bows> and gets beat up by peaches
39:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
40:00 <Bows> he was worse before her
40:00 <faux> Idk him before her 
40:00 <doctor> bah! too toxic in here
40:00 <Bastardly_One> faux was there when she beat him while they were on Skype once
40:00 <Bows> LOL
40:00 <Bows> remember that
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> :'(
40:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't he heard that legendary story?
40:00 <amsy> doctor, you rock.
40:00 <faux> She's a psycho 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU SLUY FAUX!
40:00 <amsy> but its always toxic 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *SLUT
40:00 <faux> sluy
40:00 <Bows> peaches
40:00 <Bows> the viet bride
41:00 <StrykerX> Sluy?
41:00 <StrykerX> Sly slut?
41:00 <amsy> haven't he heard
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yesh stryker
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <doctor> time for an escape. i'll be back with the good news
41:00 <Bastardly_One> get this 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> best Loof story 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I do feel sorry for him
41:00 <faux> why not like you're better off
41:00 <faux> At least he's married lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he wanted to meet me once for a coffee right ... his wife wanted to speak to me on the phone first
42:00 <StrykerX> lol
42:00 <StrykerX> Burn
42:00 <amsy> id rather not be married than have a shit mareiage
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to screen me ... to see if I was acceptable to be his friend
42:00 <StrykerX> Not that married is necessarily better
42:00 <amsy> woah
42:00 <beagle> sister and newphew came around brought me fewd
42:00 <amsy> marriage
42:00 <beagle> :))
42:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you live like that?
42:00 <StrykerX> You got screened?
42:00 <StrykerX> did you pass?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't answer the phone
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's telling me to and why
42:00 <StrykerX> Failed then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wouldn't answer it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as if be screened to be someone's friend
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor guy seems to be treated more of a child than his own child does
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like less rights, etc
43:00 <amsy> well that little bit of effort xould have helped him have a better day..
43:00 <amsy> could*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, because I've suggested it since
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a big gonna ... then loses confidence/interest
44:00 <faux> I have no idea what's happening rn mainly cos I didn't read anything b1 said 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and starts getting harrassed again
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and goes around in a circle time and time again
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what he needs is to get out of that toxic enviroment
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and find out what he really wants
45:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> he's a big gonna ... then loses confidence/interest   <----talking about himself 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> life is scary to him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> by himself that is
45:00 <amsy> he doesnt want to lose his kid
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that is what keeps him going day to day trust me 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the love of his son
46:00 <StrykerX> Picard
46:00 <StrykerX> U still in Melbourne?
46:00 <StrykerX> Or did you get booted for using a stolen credit card?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, so like normal then eh?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly missed that post
48:00 <faux> What
48:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:45] <faux> I have no idea what's happening rn mainly cos I didn't read anything b1 said 
48:00 <faux> oh yes
48:00 <Picard> nuh im home fucktard
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:00 <StrykerX> Yup
49:00 <StrykerX> Booted out
49:00 <StrykerX> Chased by a swat team
49:00 <amsy> lol
49:00 <beagle> pasta tuna bake here
49:00 <Picard> yeah thats it moron
50:00 <amsy> the stories get more and more outrageous
50:00 <beagle> with chreamy cheese sauce
50:00 <beagle> i think its edible now it has cooled down
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend in NZ who lives in a farming community found this in her letter box this morning ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10926193_5000332143009_8323581055044932010_n.jpg?oh=d0e2aa639c132463df32d361114dbb3c&oe=552C80BC&__gda__=1432849729_239e89225b5be8ba0f4affe46e7aab9f
50:00 <beagle> mmmmmmmmm'
50:00 <beagle> and bread with shit on it oh wait cheap maragine
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's cool a kid has bothered to make hand written notes like that
51:00 <Ana_Ng> that is crazy cute
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and considering her career is farming it's not just cute but also cool a kid has wandered around doing that
53:00 <faux> aw bumble bees
53:00 <amsy> bees are important
53:00 <Bastardly_One> her and her husband are cattle farmers and have an abbotoir on site
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that word ... can't spell it
53:00 <faux> can actually imagine you having a funeral for one after it stings you amsy
54:00 <amsy> we have really cute fat fuzzy bumble bees here
54:00 <amsy> they dont hurt you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so can I now you mention it faux 
54:00 <Picard> faux
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they're cute ... sure
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but deadly to me 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic to them and european wasps/yellow jackets
54:00 <amsy> http://www.abcnyheter.no/files/imagecache/galleria_slide_wide/humle.jpg
55:00 <amsy> :')
55:00 <faux> Cute until it stings you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yet they're a very important part of nature
55:00 <faux> Fuck that
55:00 <amsy> it doesnt sting
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that :P
55:00 <faux> oh good
55:00 <Picard> ffs david attenborough is here tonight
55:00 <faux> B1 I don't actually read what you type
55:00 <amsy> it just flies around a bit clumsily
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how fluffy is that bee?
55:00 <faux> AW so me irl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> cute as ... 
55:00 <Picard> faux good thing, you dont want to dumb yourself down
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Flight of the Bumblebee must of been written about those
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I do think you'd have to work pretty hard to get stung by a bee as opposed to a wasp though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty non aggressive except for african killer bees
57:00 <amsy> we had a lot of wasps in summer
58:00 <amsy> i got stung a few times
58:00 <amsy> first time in my life
58:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes ... I nearly died as a kid from a few
58:00 <amsy> i cried the first time 
58:00 <amsy> :(
58:00 <amsy> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pack attacked 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a guy been chased into his house by them before now too
59:00 <amsy> we had at least 20 a day that came inside
59:00 <Bastardly_One> only european wasps or as the americans call them ... yellow jackets 
59:00 <amsy> we put out traps and caught hundreds
59:00 <amsy> it was crazy
59:00 <Bastardly_One> normal wasps don't seem to go mental
59:00 <faux> I've only been stung once by a bee. it was in my hair at the pools and I ran my hands through my hair to tie it up and Yes
59:00 <amsy> worst :(
59:00 <faux> The lifeguard was like R U ALLERGIC
59:00 <faux> idk.
00:00 <faux> Are they called lifeguards at pools lol
00:00 <faux> It sounds so weird
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep they are
00:00 <StrykerX> I got stung by a bee when I was a kidMY hand ballooned up
00:00 <StrykerX> Kid, my*
00:00 <bee_girl> enough about the bees already
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <StrykerX> Got stung by a wasp when I was 21, went numb all over
01:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl, you're an evil woman ... you can kill me!
01:00 <faux> Does that mean you're allergic
01:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, that's what happens to me ... and breathing shuts down
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're allergic too
01:00 <StrykerX> Yup
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the normal ones that are a bit duller in colour?
02:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> won't do shit ... you can slam them like you can bees
02:00 <amsy> highlight going mental
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah her highlight ... of course
02:00 <Bastardly_One> let's keep going!
03:00 <faux> Fuck you talk so much 
03:00 <faux> It gives me anxiety 
03:00 <Bows> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... that's why I talk so much 
03:00 <faux> Do you talk this much IRL or do you talk this much cos you have no one to talk this much to irl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yet it gives you it 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah when I am confident or relaxed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I never shut the fuck up
04:00 <Bastardly_One> drive myself mad even
04:00 <faux> Relax it doesn't actually make me anxious Im just curious if you ever sleep
04:00 <christopher> fuck
04:00 <faux> you
04:00 <christopher> u know what
04:00 <christopher> hi faux
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep? what is that word?
04:00 <faux> Hi
04:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I sleep ... not much though ... anxiety disorder sucketh arse
06:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher I know what
06:00 <TokenDaRing> :)
06:00 <christopher> i didnt read what u pmd
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know how though? that's the question
06:00 <TokenDaRing> I asked if you wanted voice so you could talk
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Token are you firing him up?
07:00 <faux> Maurice 
07:00 <faux> I summon thee
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One nah, he got upset in Taco's channel before
07:00 <TokenDaRing> when everyone accuse him of being a virgin and/or gay
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he still goes there?
08:00 <christopher> what is this 4corners
08:00 <christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncJ8eQY8LcE
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Techno Jan 2015 Ting Tong (Jan 14, 2015) 3:25 - Category: Music - 201 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Proof enough to me he enjoys the abuse
08:00 <christopher> nah its let lesser humans think they are witty
08:00 <Bastardly_One> proof enough to me that he enjoys the negativity
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you go there when they will mock you 24/7?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just asking for it 
09:00 <faux> Same reason you join here 
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly enjoy it at times
09:00 <faux> Oh thnap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting for that 
09:00 <christopher> :)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha @ thnap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *lol*
09:00 <faux> ./nick bockyirl
09:00 <faux> LOL I forgot you had a lisp
09:00 <amsy> bocky
09:00 <amsy> LOL
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I do not!
09:00 <faux> lol amsy
09:00 <christopher> Bastardly_One u talk a load of
10:00 <faux> Amsy gets it
10:00 <faux> And you so do ok
10:00 <christopher> (())(())(())(())
10:00 <christopher>  ))          ))
10:00 <christopher>  V           V
10:00 <amsy> MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
10:00 <faux> LMAO
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you I could be slurring that night but I don't have a lisp ... thuck you all!
10:00 <faux> M
10:00 <faux> Um
10:00 <faux> No ok
10:00 <faux> Slurring doesn't give you a lisp gtfo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have one I am telling you!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I never told you this but I asked everyone I know in real life
11:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher why are you insane?
11:00 <amsy> send vocaroo voice clip
11:00 <Bastardly_One> all that week
11:00 <faux> Yeah record yourself go on
11:00 <Bastardly_One> "Do I have a lisp?"
11:00 <christopher> this is fred the fried head alien pimp
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like no, wtf?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <christopher> and his ocumpulses
11:00 <christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10885192_1587199781515464_4796622059445941428_n.jpg?oh=f16894c6c76123a7e20d8faf0c295ab1&oe=556818CD&__gda__=1428368882_bfe25d34cc862450b0d7312dbc46006e
11:00 <Bows> alot of shit
11:00 <christopher> or someshit
11:00 <faux> Yeah I'm sure you asked all 1 people
11:00 <Picard> ffs i wish the cops would raid your house again
11:00 <Bows> so do I
11:00 <Bows> if that ever happened
11:00 <Bows> prob never did
11:00 <Picard> take away the computers again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and no ... I'm too self aware now to do a voice clip ... we know it's gonna sound gay ... but lisp?
12:00 <amsy> i dont know what you sound like at sll
12:00 <amsy> all*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not missing a thing ... do a skype one day if you're inclined
13:00 <faux> Do a skype
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <amsy> do a skid
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do speak ... girly? fucked if I know ... can see where it sounds "gay" to an Australian though
13:00 <Picard> trying to get another unsuspecting chic on his skype
13:00 <Bows> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not "Australian"
13:00 <Bows> what a drop kick
13:00 <amsy> people dont guess im from australia 
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: it's ok, Picard talks like a country hick
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm as far as I know during the skype I had with a lot here I am only on faux's skype
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so no, I don't add people
14:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing when have u heard me?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> note how he didn't deny it
14:00 <TokenDaRing> he just asked when I heard him
14:00 <Picard> moron
14:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing, that's kind of what I mean ... I don't speak with an australian accent ... if you get what I mean 
14:00 <Picard> dont u have a job diary to complete?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> except when with another real aussie sounding person 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like johninja
15:00 <Bastardly_One> those types bring out the aussie in me
15:00 <amsy> lol i bet he sounds bogan as fuck
15:00 <Picard> johninja is a fucking moron
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol he does amsy
15:00 <Picard> drug fucked idiot
15:00 <faux> John says hey after every sentence 
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <amsy> hahaha
16:00 <faux> I'm good hey
16:00 <Bastardly_One> faux had him and I on skype with simba once ... totally bogan sounding both of us that night
16:00 <faux> What you doing hey
16:00 <faux> Such a qld thing
16:00 <amsy> just gonna light me cig hey
16:00 <faux> cracked up hey
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <faux> THERES A SLUT IN ME TORLET HEY
16:00 <amsy> i lile simbas voice lol
16:00 <Bows> johninja doesnt sound aussie
16:00 <amsy> LOL
16:00 <Bows> LOL
16:00 <StrykerX> simba sounds bogan?
16:00 <amsy> me torlet
16:00 <Picard> simba sounds gay
16:00 <Bows> he sounds like a spastic
17:00 <Bows> he cant even speak english properly
17:00 <Bastardly_One> simba sounds young and South Australian
17:00 <amsy> yes he can
17:00 <Picard> uneducated elizabeth moron
17:00 <Bows> and homosexual
17:00 <Bastardly_One> South Australia has a distinct accent
17:00 <faux> Simba sounds far from gay
17:00 <Bows> like a chinese boy
17:00 <faux> He has a lovely voice 
17:00 <Bows> sort of emo
17:00 <Bows> soft spoken type nerd emo voice
17:00 <Picard> sounds very uneducated
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they pronouce their vowels English like 
18:00 <Bows> omg everyone anywhere can sound anyway 
18:00 <faux> Yeah he just says DARNCE and stuff
18:00 <faux> Like the queen.
18:00 <faux> sif
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in a lot of cases ... he just sounds SA to me *shrugs*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <Bows> lol SA
18:00 <amsy> warped opinions based on feelings
18:00 <Bows> ive been told i sound SA ive never been there in my life
18:00 <amsy> thats all it is
18:00 <Bows> its rubbish
18:00 <faux> Is Bows pliveny 
18:00 <faux> Plivent 
18:00 <Bows> i sound brisbane
18:00 <Bows> i live in ipswitch
18:00 <amsy> do you say pewl?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a clipped accent ... but it's genetic
19:00 <Bows> brisbane has a clang to it
19:00 <Bows> like a pot
19:00 <amsy> instead of pool
19:00 <faux> is it plivent or not pls ty
19:00 <Bows> yes amsy
19:00 <Bows> pwel
19:00 <amsy> hehe
19:00 <amsy> my nan does too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely ... I'm part NZer ... and sometimes when tired my accent is totally clipped 
19:00 <Bows> is she from brisbane?
19:00 <faux> pwel
19:00 <amsy> yeah
19:00 <Bows> cool
19:00 <Bows> im from ipswitch its a country town in ways but if you went to surfers they sound wog/leb
19:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, not sure but one of those types definitely ... I think so ... but am not always right
20:00 <Bows> like australian version of that its weird
20:00 <amsy> my accent is just watered down i think
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Ipswitch ... home of the whores of Ql
20:00 <Bastardly_One> d
20:00 <faux> You're not? Wow first you've admitted that
20:00 <Bows> yes many whores 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> half of them used to come on here
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shiity place ... sucks to be you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not into cattle shows and utes 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or drinking and rooting
21:00 <Bastardly_One> then you've got nothing
22:00 <Picard> you have nothng
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you *are* nothing 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
22:00 <Picard> another dsp loser
22:00 <Bows> yeh im not into it at all
22:00 <Bows> but its still fun at times
22:00 <Bows> its not all like that here
23:00 <doctor> brits think I'm one of them when I speak
23:00 <doctor> musn't have much of an aussie accent
23:00 <Bows> record your voice
23:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, just means you speak properly IMO ... I supposedly have a clipped accent too
23:00 <doctor> yeah, true
23:00 <Picard> Skirmish welcome
23:00 <Doodle> faux!
23:00 <amsy> doctor i always have people guess im english too :(
23:00 <Bastardly_One> way too self conscious to do a voice clip though
24:00 <Skirmish> Thank you for your kind welcome. 
24:00 <doctor> we're the cultured ones amsy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, same deal ... you must just speak properly 
24:00 <amsy> ;)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not lazy
24:00 <faux> Doodle my love 
24:00 <Picard> pmsl @ this <Bastardly_One> way too self conscious to do a voice clip though
24:00 <Doodle> <3
24:00 <faux> Sif you sound English bb
24:00 <Doodle> want to make out
24:00 <faux> Yes pls
24:00 <amsy> i know i dont
24:00 <Doodle> woooo
24:00 <Bows> sex
24:00 <faux> oh ok
24:00 <amsy> but the australian isnt strong enough for them to pick it
25:00 <amsy> so they go with english
25:00 <faux> too much snow in Ears
25:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone that's been O/S heard an Australian accent not your own in a crowd and cringed though?
25:00 <amsy> also tv australian is harsh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> worst accent ever I reckon
25:00 <Picard> whon told u that Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... you sort of said the same thing in regards to watching aust tv
26:00 <faux> .
26:00 <Bastardly_One> really hate the typical australian accent
26:00 <Bastardly_One> just like a buzzsaw raping your ears
26:00 <Doodle> i think its bewdiful
27:00 <faux> mershed perderder
27:00 <faux> OK I'm off toodles lovelies
27:00 <Bows> lol
28:00 <Bows> you are unaustralian
28:00 <Bows> you should be shot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> best accent ever IMO in the New Zealand accent though
28:00 <Bastardly_One> amuses me no end
28:00 <amsy> i hate it
29:00 <amsy> but i like south african
29:00 <Bows> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate that 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so there ya go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> even?
29:00 <Bows> you people are a joke to australia
29:00 <Bows> how can you hate our own accent?
29:00 <Pieter> you like south african cock!
29:00 <Pieter> cooooooock everybody
29:00 <Bows> you may aswell hate yourself , but then again you prob do
29:00 <Doodle> i'm proud of my aussie accent
29:00 <Pieter> cooooock!
29:00 <amsy> i dont hate the australian accent
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they never said they hate the typical australian accent
30:00 <Bows> not you amsy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it 
30:00 <Bows> yeh you 
30:00 <Doodle> i say hooroo and crikey
30:00 <Bows> old man
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one else did
30:00 <Bows> you should pack your bags and go
30:00 <Bows> id rather trade you for a  migrant
30:00 <Bows> they may have a chance
30:00 <Doodle> crikey
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am finding myself speaking a lot more "australian" ... since I've assimlated more into the country
31:00 <Doodle> i'm 6th gen aussie
31:00 <Doodle> m8
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's also, from a personal perspective, of speaking lazy too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no offense to country people but they're not fond of words with more than one syllable at times
31:00 <Bastardly_One> true?
31:00 <Doodle> get the hell off my property
32:00 <Nikky`> No
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the sentence was too big
32:00 <Bows> thats rubbish Bastardly_One
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off mate!
32:00 <Doodle> fair dinkum stone the crows struth etc
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fair suck of the sav!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> turn it up!
32:00 <Doodle> strewth?
32:00 <Doodle> wevs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> flamin' galah
33:00 <Picard> special  <---just doesnt look right
33:00 <doctor> fair shake of the prawn on the barbie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder how we got all that slang though when you consider the fact none of us really use it regularly I bet
34:00 <Doodle> i do
34:00 <Bastardly_One> crikey comes in handy for not swearing
34:00 <Doodle> i speak strine as much as possible
34:00 <Doodle> i say egg nishner instead of air conditioner
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you would though
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you're born and bred here yeah?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if you count :P
35:00 <Doodle> [22:30] <Doodle> i'm 6th gen aussie
35:00 <Doodle> [22:31] <Doodle> m8
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean in this city 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, see how the outside world speaks mate
35:00 <Doodle> uh
35:00 <Bows>  a lot of ppl i know speak that way
35:00 <Doodle> i have been overseas
35:00 <Doodle> i have met foreigners
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... tasmania?
36:00 <Pieter> Nite
36:00 <Picard> i hate faggots who use "crikey" and "gosh" or "oh my goodness" 
36:00 <Pieter> Have a super one people
36:00 <Pieter> SUPER!
36:00 <Pieter> =)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I like crikey here and there 
36:00 <Doodle> i say crikey and i dont have sex with men
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and then wonder where the fuck it came from kind of thing
37:00 <Picard> sure Doodle lol
37:00 <Doodle> no really
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just crocs?
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Bows> Picard wears cocs
37:00 <amsy> lmao
37:00 <amsy> egf nishner
37:00 <amsy> egg*
38:00 <Doodle> hehe
38:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember that VB ad of the guy in the safari suit and knee high socks?
38:00 <Doodle> o parrot eye slossed
38:00 <Doodle> no
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see Doodle like that 
38:00 <Picard> lol i do not
38:00 <christopher> fuck i was pumping beats
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll see if I can find a pic ... I know Warney has done a pic parody of it
38:00 <christopher> i am the master
38:00 <christopher> of beats
38:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:38:37] <christopher> fuck i was pumping my dick
39:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:38:46] <christopher> i am the masterbater
39:00 <Bastardly_One> actually ... that might take a while so if I don't like it ... it's because the convo has moved on
39:00 <christopher> nah music TokenDaRing
39:00 <christopher> but what eva
39:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, with the Sylenth vst?
39:00 <christopher> yeah
39:00 <Bows> sylenth dog shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then you are NOT the master
39:00 <christopher> yes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that can make a tard sound good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
39:00 <christopher> nah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I told you to use it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> burn? yes it was :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... not nah
40:00 <Bows> lol
40:00 <christopher> smoke two cones one breath
40:00 <christopher> should i try 3
40:00 <Bastardly_One> even my noise shit can sound melody with sylenth
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do a vid
40:00 <Bastardly_One> go on
40:00 <christopher> or a party cone
40:00 <Bows> do it
40:00 <Bows> do it chris
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do a vid of it 
40:00 <Doodle> kick a door frame
41:00 <Bastardly_One> see? the convo has already moved on and I am still looking for the pic 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> went from a good shooting the shit to fully retard 
41:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher DemonsRun won't come on IRC because of you
41:00 <Picard> shows how big of a tard u are
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the doorframe was the best Doodle
42:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
42:00 <Doodle> it was pretty ace
42:00 <doctor> hello Sunbeam
42:00 <Doodle> hai Sunbeam
42:00 <Sunbeam> hi doctor :)
42:00 <Sunbeam> hi Doodle :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rambling ... and ... when he can't find his lighter and goes nuts is another good one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunny :)
42:00 <Sunbeam> hi Bastardly_One :)
42:00 <Bows> lol
42:00 <Doodle> i didnt watch much, just the door frame bit was enough then i felt sick
42:00 <Bows> fuck deamonsrun
43:00 <Bows> they dont come on irc because of chris LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:00 <doctor> chris aint so bad
43:00 <Bows> chris is fine
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the ting is I can translate drunk and even Australian Crawl lyrics ... that ramble though? that was in some alien dialect
43:00 <doctor> don't understand why people get so upset with him
43:00 <Bows> because they are weak
44:00 <amsy> ^!!!!!
44:00 <Doodle> who gets upset with him
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get upset with him ... I just don't get where he knows saying certain things will set people off ... then gets upset when they start on him
44:00 <doctor> maybe upset is not the right word, should have used irratated
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <doctor> yeah thats true
45:00 <Doodle> cos he is irritating
45:00 <Doodle> der
45:00 <amsy> its easier to just ignore it
45:00 <Doodle> yeah but i dont come on irc to ignore people
45:00 <Doodle> i come on to chat
45:00 <Doodle> and if he is here being a dick i will chat to him about it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, he's way better when not watching himself in the wee small hours though don't you think?
46:00 <amsy> hes always been polite to me
46:00 <Doodle> also for every 1 time to have a go at chris i ignore at least another 10 opportunities
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean in general though
46:00 <Picard> well that was interesting 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and Doodle is pretty tolerant 
46:00 <doctor> i don't see you have many gos at people
46:00 <Doodle> i'm tolerant as FUCK
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he has zero goes at me ... at least in channel
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so he has to be tolerant as fuck
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sheena Easton - Morning Train (9 To 5).mp3 (7.53MB 128kbps Stereo 8:13)
48:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
48:00 <amsy> lol
48:00 <amsy> roodle
48:00 <StrykerX> I thought Dolly PArton did that one
48:00 <Nikky`> awesome
48:00 <Doodle> different song StrykerX
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dolly Parton - 9 To 5.mp3 (3.2MB 160kbps Stereo 2:47)
48:00 <StrykerX> Oh
48:00 <Sunbeam> Dolly did a different 9 to 5
48:00 <StrykerX> My bad
48:00 <amsy> doodle do you have every mp3 ever?
48:00 <Doodle> could do
48:00 <Sunbeam> I do ...almost :P
49:00 <Doodle> werkn 9 2 fibe
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Ramones did a song called 9 to 5 too
49:00 <amsy> haha
49:00 <Sunbeam> sheena's was renamed 9 to 5 (morning train)
49:00 <Doodle> i only have all the terrible songs
49:00 <amsy> do you have agadoo?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Lace - Agadoo.mp3 (2.84MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:06)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh kill me now!
49:00 <amsy> :')
50:00 <Sunbeam> gang bang?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> agadoo do do push something shake the tree
50:00 <Doodle> pineapple
50:00 <amsy> pineapple
50:00 <amsy> hahaha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> agadoo do do to the hula melody
50:00 <amsy> grind coffee!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
50:00 <Doodle> mm coffee
50:00 <TokenDaRing> hey DemonsRun
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what is sad is I remembered the words
50:00 <DemonsRun> Hey token
50:00 <Doodle> everyone remembers the words
51:00 <TokenDaRing> you know how christopher was trying to hit on you?
51:00 <Sunbeam> hi TokenDaRing
51:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
51:00 <Doodle> DemonsRun do you know the words to agadoo?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> he's hitting on me now
51:00 <DemonsRun> Agadoo do do push pineapple shake the tree
51:00 <Doodle> see!
51:00 <Doodle> everyone knows it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the literal version of the Safety Dance? I can't hear that song without it sounding like that now. 
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Men Without Hats - Safety Dance.mp3 (2.51MB 128kbps Stereo 2:44)
51:00 <DemonsRun> He loves you TokenDaRing 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the literal version though doodle?
52:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: he wants me to masturbate him
52:00 <Doodle> neg
52:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahaha
52:00 <amsy> how much Boney M have you got doodle?
52:00 <Doodle> umm
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boney M - Ma Baker.mp3 (3.76MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:06)
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boney M - Daddy Cool.mp3 (3.19MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:29)
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boney M - Rasputin.mp3 (10.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:04)
52:00 <Doodle> etc
52:00 <amsy> haha
53:00 <Doodle> everyone listens to boney m dont they
53:00 <Sunbeam> brown girl in the ring tra la la la la
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boney M - Brown Girl In The Ring.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:00)
53:00 <Sunbeam> by the rivers of babylon, where we sat down
53:00 <Doodle> olawd
53:00 <Doodle> my ocd cant keep up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7aGFrVSTAY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version (Jan 23, 2010) - Category: Comedy - views - 4,383 likes (98.3%), 75 dislikes (1.7%)
53:00 <Doodle> how long is it
53:00 <StrykerX> You'reeeee myyyy... Brown eyed girlllll
53:00 <Sunbeam> ribbons of blue...remind me of you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> as long as the song 
54:00 <Doodle> it will have to wait until after boney m
54:00 <Doodle> cos you dont interrupt boney m
54:00 <DemonsRun> Omg Babylon.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but check it ... you will sing it the same from then onwards
54:00 <Sunbeam> hurray hurray it's a holi holi day
54:00 <DemonsRun> Haven't heard that in years
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll wait ... I think you'll like it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Sunbeam> rah rah rasputin, leader of the russian team
54:00 <DemonsRun> Everybody do the dinosaur
54:00 <Bastardly_One> russia's greatest love machine ... he was a cat that ... 
54:00 <Sunbeam> painter man, painter man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting for Doodle to catch up
55:00 <Doodle> i lold 
55:00 <Sunbeam> sunny...yesterday my life was full of rain
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the ending of that clip amuses me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for the stupid ending
56:00 <Bastardly_One> WHACK A MIDGET'S ARSE ah!
56:00 <Sunbeam> gotta go home home home...gotta go home
56:00 <Doodle> lol make a giant s
56:00 <Sunbeam> ok i'll stop with boney M songs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 70s disco
57:00 <Bastardly_One> looking back on it ... it should of been illegal
57:00 <Bastardly_One> growing up? it was awesome!
57:00 <Sunbeam> dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!)
58:00 <Doodle> please dont make me play abba
58:00 <Sunbeam> lmao
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you can dance ... you can jiiiiiiiiiiiiive
58:00 <Bastardly_One> having the time of your life
58:00 <Kynetic> fuck abba.. play some farnsey
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *twirls*
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 John Farnham - Take The Pressure Down.mp3 (3.43MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:44)
58:00 <Sunbeam> you're the voice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
58:00 <Bastardly_One> are you TheRon?
58:00 <Doodle> lol no
58:00 <Doodle> i dont bowl
58:00 <Doodle> or drink beer
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Doodle> or fancy geriatrics
59:00 <Kynetic> i liek beer
59:00 <Kynetic> and i bowl
59:00 <Doodle> i dont mind it i just dont tend to drink it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what a character ... he is unique
59:00 <Kynetic> maybe im theron?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait ...
59:00 <Bastardly_One> are you?
59:00 <Kynetic> im not sure now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Qlder ... TheRon ... similar creatures
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be 
00:00 <Kynetic> phuck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> mind ... blown
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
01:00 <milk> I'm sick of TV
01:00 <milk> those people are shit
01:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/oo35Z.gif
02:00 <Kynetic> i just hate all ppl
02:00 <Picard> Kynetic welcome
02:00 <Kynetic> i liek milk tho
02:00 <Kynetic> could drink that shit all day
02:00 <milk> fuk coff
02:00 <Kynetic> literally til the cows come home
03:00 <Kynetic> then i could have even fresher milk
03:00 <TokenDaRing> you know, Bastardly_One is more chill than Picard
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you like that stuff direct from the cow?
03:00 <Kynetic> my uncle used to run a dairy farm
03:00 <Kynetic> so yes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> too rich for me ... I have access to that too
03:00 <milk> he means sucking on big fat prostitutes tittehs
03:00 <Kynetic> after at least going through the filter
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
03:00 <Kynetic> but it would still be warm
04:00 <doctor> milk makes me fart something fierce
04:00 <Bastardly_One> get the big layer of cream/fat on the top yeah?
04:00 <Kynetic> yup
04:00 <Bastardly_One> way too rich for me 
04:00 <screwss> hey gang.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no gall bladder
04:00 <Kynetic> u poor bsatard
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I kind of lease a lot of stuff
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <doctor> if you drink unpasteurised milk you should be arrested!
05:00 <Kynetic> lol
05:00 <milk> cows are unsafe man
05:00 <Kynetic> why doctor?
05:00 <Kynetic> its fine when its fresh out of the cow
05:00 <doctor> because it's immoral apparently
05:00 <Kynetic> oh
05:00 <Kynetic> well thats fine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually supposedly to do with diseases
06:00 <milk> millions of years of eating cows and as soon as a bunch of indians turn up its unsafe
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah tell that to people living off it since day dot
06:00 <Kynetic> bloody hindus
06:00 <doctor> some hippy gave raw milk to their child and apparently it died
06:00 <doctor> kid was probably starving and malnourished enough for it to kill them
07:00 <Kynetic> it had also had time for shit to culture no doubt
08:00 <milk> finger waggling and screwing in light bulbs is perfectly acceptable though
08:00 <doctor> true. often sits in the backdocks for up to half hour before it gets put in the fridge
09:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
09:00 <doctor> bye
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this game I am kind of playing in between rambling is so much like a movie I forget what I'm doing half the time
13:00 <Picard> 9 friends?
14:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> look when it was last active fuckwit stalker 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're so pathetic 
15:00 <Picard> thats kinda sad
16:00 <Picard> wtf are u abusing me for?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, you are kind of sad ... correct
16:00 <Picard> wtf are u ranting at me for?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> now, back under your rock and try to get attention elsewhere
16:00 <Picard> wtf
16:00 <Picard> was i talking to you?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is made
16:00 <TokenDaRing> mad*
17:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is angry and obsessed
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One is cooler than you
17:00 <TokenDaRing> and more chilled out
17:00 <Picard> not even talking about him and he rages
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Token is clearly discovering I'm fine until provoked
17:00 <Picard> pmsl
17:00 <Picard> u are far from fine
18:00 <Picard> u have many many problems
18:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers for that observation ... doesn't mean you have to like me ... but cheers for that Token
19:00 <Picard> i have made an observation
20:00 <Picard> you are a filthy predator who needs to be put down like a filthy dog that u are
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh dear ... I've accidently started a twitter war
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
20:00 <TokenDaRing> time 4 bed oldie
20:00 <Picard> 10 minutes
20:00 <TokenDaRing> go have your warm milk and tuck yourself into bed
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/ 
22:00 <Fez> Hi
22:00 <Picard> hi
23:00 <Fez> Hey b1
24:00 <Fez> Hows the elbow healing?
24:00 <Picard> wankers elbow?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard, you're such a negative nancy
25:00 <TokenDaRing> you couldn't be more bitter if you sucked lemons for a year
26:00 <Bastardly_One> kate *salutes*
27:00 <slinky_J> dang where's ooomp dammitz
27:00 <slinky_J> b1
27:00 <slinky_J> I bought only lovers left alive on bluray
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not the elbow crap again ... there's some shit wrong with it ... no idea what it is but it's not serious apparently and I couldn't be fucked one the day asking for more answers
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice slinky :P
27:00 <slinky_J> and after I've finished watching it
28:00 <Fez> Thats ok. Was hoping it had healed by now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *on the day waiting for more answers
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it was healed ... then noticed a couple of weeks ago besides being tender it's red as fuck 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> even when totally rested
28:00 <slinky_J> I'm going tot ake a nice coiled shit on beagles face.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it
28:00 <Fez> Bummer
29:00 <Fez> Well. Good luck.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't "serious" though apparently ... I didn't have time on the particular day to demand more investigation
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that was short visit ... and a weird one
31:00 <slinky_J> so i bought a new laptop
31:00 <slinky_J> place had the one I originally wanted
31:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen?
31:00 <slinky_J> bought
31:00 <slinky_J> uno
31:00 <slinky_J> with money
31:00 <slinky_J> that you earn from working
31:00 <Bastardly_One> from someone who stole it?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, go on 
32:00 <slinky_J> roll on little doggy roll on roll on
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as if take me serious
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I said, go on 
32:00 <slinky_J> naw like my laptop is fucked bro
32:00 <Bastardly_One> continue
32:00 <slinky_J> ino bro
32:00 <slinky_J> we cool
32:00 <slinky_J> hey finally Skirmish isnt online
32:00 <slinky_J> ski *tab button*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey bows!
32:00 <christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10455651_1587253411510101_8877188592724022469_n.jpg?oh=00538d7fb5a4f833df72544559bd671c&oe=556C8264&__gda__=1428953102_56f3cbde55806b282f2d0c479dc3fe90
32:00 <slinky_J> woo no asshole tonight
32:00 <christopher> thats art
33:00 <slinky_J> b1 have u dl that movie yet?
33:00 <christopher> in ways
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for saying  hello, now i can put you on ignore! :D
33:00 <slinky_J> If it is your fav sci fi this yr i will shave your head free of charge for a week
33:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky, nuh but I will
33:00 <slinky_J> wooo yeah!
33:00 <Bows> katatonic_kate01 nobody cares
33:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, rude bitch ... I saluted when you came in ... HAI!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh hai there !
33:00 <slinky_J> I am gonna watch it baked as b4 bed ey
33:00 <Bows> people be nice you be rude nobody care
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows I care
33:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01 is cool
34:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_kate01 just awoke from her katatonic_state
34:00 <Bows> she is an uptight pig
34:00 <slinky_J> xD
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many fucking trolls
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she clearly knocked you back 
34:00 <Bonny> oink oink
34:00 <Bows> lol knocked me back
34:00 <Bows> hahahahahaha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hate to be a female in a chat room
34:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
34:00 <slinky_J> I LIEK TO LAFF
34:00 <Bows> knocked me back
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows sounds butthurt
34:00 <Bows> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> so if anyone anyone annoys me, i'm going to ignore them
34:00 <slinky_J> gimmie a pound
34:00 <Picard> they hate it too with you here Bastardly_One'
34:00 <slinky_J> lock it down
34:00 <Bows> people be nice she is rude
34:00 <slinky_J> break the pickle
34:00 <Bows> her problem
35:00 <slinky_J> *TICkle TicKlE!*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there is rude and there is blunt
35:00 <slinky_J> y their problem
35:00 <slinky_J> u got shot down man
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think kate is upfront but not neccessarily rude
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> b1 why am I paying him out
35:00 <slinky_J> ?
35:00 <slinky_J> wtf did he do to me
35:00 <Picard> can u kiss any more arse?
35:00 <slinky_J> YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT Bows
35:00 <Picard> ffs u make me sick
35:00 <Bows> she is rude
35:00 <Bows> blunt
35:00 <slinky_J> oh honey
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i'm rude and crude 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> blunt is not rude
35:00 <slinky_J> i cri evertim ova gurl
35:00 <slinky_J> wah wah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's being upfront
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and when peeps TROLL me continually 
36:00 <slinky_J> i needa suckelz some nipplez
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> they can get fucked
36:00 <Bows> nobody is trolling you
36:00 <Bows> paranoid
36:00 <slinky_J> i cri babby
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
36:00 <TokenDaRing> look at Picard bitter tits here
36:00 <slinky_J> Picard i the man!
36:00 <Bows> people cant even say hello anymore without your ego thinking you being "stalked" or "trolled"
36:00 <Bows> females are insane these days
36:00 <Picard> slinky_J ^5
36:00 <slinky_J> ^5 papi
36:00 <slinky_J> oi i bought a new laptop today aye
36:00 <Bastardly_One> omg ... that was sarcasm to bait you
36:00 <slinky_J> technically tonight lol
37:00 <slinky_J> xD
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she succeeeded hook line and sinker
37:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet Bows thinks that he can't even say hello to a woman without it being stalking
37:00 <slinky_J> he wishes
37:00 <Bows> sex me
37:00 <slinky_J> oops
37:00 <TokenDaRing> when he really is stalking them
37:00 <slinky_J> lolz
37:00 <Bows> many females insane
37:00 <Bows> especially here
37:00 <Bows> Bastardly_One bait ?
37:00 <Bows> dude if someone says hello you be nice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Bows, what she said to anyone else was ... don't say hello to me I think you're an idiot
37:00 <Bows> fat bitch is an uptight cow
37:00 <slinky_J> no
37:00 <Bows> thats not very nice is it
37:00 <Bows> she doesnt know if they are idiot
38:00 <slinky_J> i no has the skill sat to plug that intey my cognitives
38:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> sup 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she has clearly seen your crap you spew out of your fingertips
38:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> [23:07] -> -Bows- oi do you know Arrow? Tell him his show is shit
38:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> lelllz
38:00 <Bows> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's an accurate assessment of you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a dick
38:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> ahahaha Bonny
38:00 <Bows> crap i spew?
38:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> Bows even
38:00 <Bows> like what?
38:00 <Picard> http://prntscr.com/5spyt7
38:00 <Bows> dude you are so desperate every chick you try to suck up to
39:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> oh spew crap like after drinking four bottles of red wine ey
39:00 <Bows> i dont drink red wine
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... negative ... I hate some bitches bad 
39:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> dude don't post stuff I'm sensitive to movement
39:00 <Bows> just not on here hey Bastardly_One
39:00 <Picard> ok im outer here, the pedos are out and about
39:00 <Bows> LOL Picard
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh on here ... trust me 
40:00 <Bows> name some 
40:00 <Maurice> Are you going to join them, Picard?
40:00 <Bows> LOL Maurice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> think so Maurice ... he seem to know an awful lot about them 
40:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> oi
40:00 <Maurice> Make sure the buttons on your trenchcoat are undone and only the belt is done it, for easier access
40:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
40:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> i aint no paddock cunt
40:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> you wana draw cowboy?
40:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> draw dicks in two
40:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> one
40:00 <Picard> nuh Maurice i will leave it up to your husbnad to rape your kids
40:00 <Maurice> That's a bit forward
40:00 <Maurice> He's not into boys, unlike you
40:00 <Bows> lol wtf Picard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck did you just say?
40:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> lolz
41:00 <Bows> such a sly ped
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a week ban at least
41:00 <Bows> that should be a zline
41:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me ... 
41:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> Picard why are you so rude
41:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> I mean
41:00 <Bows> this place is fucked
41:00 <Picard> lol at the ops arse kisser
41:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> you raised me to be worse!
41:00 <Bows> double standards
41:00 <Picard> she started on me, its fair game
41:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> oi cunt since you came out foot first from ya mums cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon ... Bonny should zline his arse for a flat out week at least
41:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> cant i go my foot inner?
41:00 <screwss> jean luc picard of the u.s.s. enterprise
41:00 <Picard> i reckion the cops should take your pc again
42:00 <Picard> -i
42:00 <Bows> they wont
42:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> iu screwss he so old in x men days of future past
42:00 <Bows> they all double standards
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One I think a good zline for picard would be to great benefit
42:00 <Bows> corrupt
42:00 <Maurice> 'But muuuuum, she started it!'
42:00 <TokenDaRing> he would be able to spend time with his wife and kids
42:00 <Picard> Bows yes
42:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> and ffs why is it to get into that machine room thing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as they never have ... that's liable right there 
42:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> cerebrum
42:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> he has an X shaped light to skan his face lol
42:00 <Picard> u told me they did
42:00 <Bows> lol
42:00 <Bows> they all lie here Picard
42:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> obsessed with X's much Professor X
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Token, totally ... that comment alone was disgusting
42:00 <Bows> they forget their lies
42:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One make up ya mind
42:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> fuck u Picard.
42:00 <Bows> hahaha picard goneeeeeeeeeeeeee
43:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> yeah but he always gets banned
43:00 <Bows> he will come back 
43:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> he's slow eyy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good work Bonny 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how long do we get peace?
43:00 <screwss> DIck_Rubnuts: mm yep thats what happens with time - you get older
43:00 <Bows> thanks screwss
43:00 <Bows> for that insight
43:00 <screwss> np. i like to share wisdom where i can
43:00 <screwss> mm.
44:00 <Bows> screwss nobody cares
44:00 <screwss> oh shit.
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Bows
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a negative person
45:00 <TokenDaRing> you must be really lonely and sad
45:00 <amsy> good god
45:00 <Bows> not negative at all
45:00 <Bows> screwss just talking his usual dribble
45:00 <Bows> I love life
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly…. put it on ignore
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't feed the trolls
46:00 <screwss> who
46:00 <screwss> me ?
46:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> <Bows> lol i dunno what u on about 
46:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> <DIck_Rubnuts> it's all good, just cuddle up right next to me babes
47:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> it's onnnn baby
47:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> I SCORED A ROOT TONITE!
47:00 <screwss> how did you manage to pull that off
48:00 <screwss> us newbs wanna learn
49:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> BOW
49:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> I WILL NOT SHARE YOU WITH ANYBODY ELSE
50:00 <screwss> kneeeeel before zod!
51:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX make my knee better :(
51:00 <Loof> StykerX the amount of effort you put into trying to pick up on irc
52:00 <Loof> and still fail
52:00 <Loof> you must be fucking ugly
52:00 <Loof> or maybe it's just you're a boring lame ass alco
52:00 <DemonsRun> Coming from, Loof 
52:00 <Loof> could be it
52:00 <Bows> Loof what did I tell you about calling people alco's
52:00 <Bows> you use to drink 2 cases of beer a day you reject
53:00 <Bows> its like being a heroin addict then saying to every junkie they are scum. double standards Loof you got pleanty of them
53:00 <Loof> alcohol is the lamest drug there is
53:00 <Bows> maybe to you Loof
53:00 <Loof> hangovers are proof of that
53:00 <Loof> it's for people to shit to score
53:00 <Bows> you fucked your life off it, that is your problem
53:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> shhh
53:00 <Loof> cause they have no friends
53:00 <Bows> do not blame alcohol for your issues
53:00 <Bows> Loof you have no friends
53:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> Loof
54:00 <Bows> none what soever
54:00 <Loof> lol @ u fgt
54:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> Fool
54:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> hmm
54:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> speaks volumes.
54:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> When mail order Brides Go Wrong
54:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> story of Loof's life mate.
54:00 <Bows> LOL
54:00 <Loof> mmm smith's bbq
54:00 <Bows> Peaches
55:00 <Bows> Loof you use to be such a nicer guy when you were an alcoholic
55:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> and when spiderman creams he really sticks it to her bro
55:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> u mean drug addict
55:00 <Loof> lol at you working
56:00 <Loof> i spend time with my son doing whatever we want all day
56:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> yer
56:00 <Loof> while you take it up the ass for a pittance
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> and i just bought a new laptop
56:00 <Loof> now i see why you're angry
56:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> and a bluray coz i love the movie and its an independent film
56:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> so uno support the arts
56:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> bought mum a couple of dvds
56:00 <Loof> stupid bogan
56:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> got so fkn randy with my pillow
57:00 <Loof> cant get a bitch
57:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> hey, mang
57:00 <TokenDaRing> so much anger
57:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> You may have a woman living with you
57:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> but the woman don't love you baby
57:00 <Loof> cause he's just like every other boring worker drone out there with nothing new to say that hasn't already been said
57:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> you come online with all that built up rage and frustration
57:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> and you just soar at letting it out
58:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> like a retard
58:00 <screwss> so how did you score the root screws wants to know your pick up artistry
58:00 <Loof> anyway
58:00 <DIck_Rubnuts> Loof do you still think weed should be legal and free?
59:00 <Loof> weeeeeeeeeed 4:1D
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