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01:00 <simba> Johnny cum lately
02:00 <Johnny> I feel so sick haven't slept for over 24 hrs
02:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <johninj4> what have you been putting in your body?
03:00 <Johnny> withdrwal symptoms from benzos (Valium)
03:00 <johninj4> ahh yeah
04:00 <Johnny> it makes you very sick when you come off it too quick
04:00 <johninj4> did you run out?
05:00 <johninj4> i don't know much about it, water and reading a book might help
05:00 <Johnny> no, my psychiartrist won't let me take it anymore
05:00 <slinky_J> a book made from cheese slices would be better
05:00 <nate> waaaahh yaaaa ninja!
06:00 <johninj4> its pretty irresponsible of her just to cut you cold turkey like that
06:00 <johninj4> hey nate
06:00 <Johnny> I am so over Bipolar disorder, I want them to give me a PET and CT Scan and give me a proper diagnosis.
06:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
06:00 <simba> what kinda PET, how about a CAT
06:00 <johninj4> valium is a pretty old drug, sure they have better now
06:00 <johninj4> hey Sunbeam
06:00 <nate> i want them to drag it out for more monies johnny :D
07:00 <Sunbeam> hi johninj4 :)
07:00 <Johnny> PET and CT Scans don't tell lies, it's a brain scan for people with mental health disorder
07:00 <nate> placebo effect hey lk
07:00 <nate> ok get it done!
08:00 <slower> Johnny how come you didnt have that test first?
08:00 <Johnny> I'm over taking meds totally over it
09:00 <Johnny> I had one when i was in hospital 7 years ago, the diagnosis keeps changing
10:00 <slinky_J> you cant get valium here anymore
11:00 <slower> i just wonder how sure they can be with diagnosing bipolar
11:00 <Johnny> no my specialist won't put me on it anymore plus my GP has retired which really sucks 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> bipolar means any shit that doesnt happen all the time
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've anxiety disorder with bipolar hyper activity
11:00 <Bastardly_One> bi polar means it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just doesnt happen all the time 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but periodic
12:00 <Johnny> I had a Medical Officer, Psychiatric nurse and a Psychiartrist all give my a diagnosis
12:00 <Johnny> Me*
13:00 <Johnny> it's bad because you can sit down and talk to people and when they made you mupset you just start yell ing and shouting at people and swear like a drunken sailor for no reason.
13:00 <Johnny> upset*
14:00 <Johnny> mixed episodes of bipolar 1 disorder
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SAMrDnXOE
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robert Palmer - Johnny and Mary (Jan 11, 2011) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,639,511 views - 7,270 likes (98.2%), 131 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <milk> I thought bipolar was going from one extreme to the other with no apparent reason
21:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
21:00 <Bastardly_One> covers a fuckload of things they're too lazy to figure 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like bipolar activity right?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> back when I was growing up ADHD now was called hyperactivity
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and you supposedly grew out of it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> might of needed tranqs but in the end you supposedly grew out of it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they know today you don't right?
22:00 <milk> like, when you're talking to a chick and shes all sweetness and light and then she'll suddenly switch and be cold and vicious and for no apparent reason switch back again
22:00 <Johnny> when some people are manic they will go to the casinos and gamble all their money away, jump off the 11th floor window into the pool and do all sorts of risk taking things.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so, where I a getting at is I think that diagnosis is lazy and they could do adhd tests if they could be fucked
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not saying it's wrong
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just seems lazy
24:00 <milk> well anyway, there was a difference in the cultural ambiance here today
24:00 <Johnny> I have said some pretty nasty things while being manic, some things are so bad they are not forgivable and even to this day it still traumatises me.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get manic I take to my feet
24:00 <Student> take? talk?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant stop moving
24:00 <Bastardly_One> have trouble sitting still at the best of times
25:00 <Johnny> If i was married I would have a lawyer with divorce papers in front of me first thing in the morning.
25:00 <milk> I think people are getting sick of violence for the sake of violence
25:00 <Student> sitting is a technique
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, and I suffer anxiety disorder
25:00 <Student> and you also have throat issues, so it all makes sense 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck getting it to work with me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just stand up and walk around anyway
26:00 <Student> ahhh
26:00 <Johnny> my kindeys are starting to fail taking all those meds
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the overdosing on vals
26:00 <Student> transplant new kidneys or dylasis
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a bit of what you said
27:00 <Johnny> no its from taking lithium which is a mood stabiliser which is like taking salt tablets
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what mg?
27:00 <Student> mood stabiliser? what is that?
27:00 <Student> magnisium?
27:00 <Johnny> it can wreck your thyroid and kidneys 
27:00 <Vagisil> fart
27:00 <Vagisil> codeine can do that lol
27:00 <milk> take a break
27:00 <Johnny> 1000mg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Student ... in English? Anti psychotics 
27:00 <milk> drink some water to flush it out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> woah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're the real batshit deal eh?
27:00 <Student> Vagisil why are you holding it, go and remove it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think you should listen to your doctors
28:00 <milk> then start again when you feel like you can support the habit a little easier
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not decide for yourself
28:00 <Student> Bastardly_One very funny name though, mood stabiliser ;)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if you are put on 1000mg
28:00 <Johnny> it's a life long struggle
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and you're FUCKED without meds
28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't go not taking them if you're for real
28:00 <Vagisil> i was pretty messed up a year ago
28:00 <Vagisil> couldnt go outside without throwing up
28:00 <Vagisil> checking the letterbox would make me sick
28:00 <milk> psychotic benders are fun though
29:00 <milk> I mean they always end badly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just on an SSRI and I am lucky enough for the cleanest one on the market to work on me at a decent dose
29:00 <milk> and take ages to clean up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for Lexapro ... the wonder SSRI
29:00 <milk> but it can be literally years before people forgive you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit on a decent dose would make a chihahaua chill
29:00 <Student> Bastardly_One are you tonsitls operated?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm no
30:00 <Johnny> i thought i couldn't find a girl because I was not good enough... bipolar impairs your whole life and your ability to hold a stable relationship
30:00 <Fez> B1 wrote a poem about it
30:00 <Student> good
30:00 <Vagisil> i was on SNRI
30:00 <Vagisil> efexor
30:00 <Vagisil> was so good
31:00 <Vagisil> 45 minute sex sessions
31:00 <milk> women dont want stable
31:00 <milk> they want money
31:00 <Vagisil> and then when you blow it comes out all foamy n shit
31:00 <Vagisil> good fun
31:00 <Bastardly_One> efexor and zoloft are evil
31:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts to wean off
31:00 <Johnny> zyprexa and antipsychotics are evil
31:00 <Bastardly_One> seen so many people fucked weaning off those
32:00 <Johnny> I have been on them since i was 16 now I am 29, thats way too long
32:00 <Bastardly_One> zyprexa is another one 
32:00 <Vagisil> i went cold turkey off efexor
32:00 <Vagisil> almost died
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the dirtier the SSRI the worse it is weaning off them 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I am over the moon Lexapro works for me
32:00 <Vagisil> efexor SNRI but yeah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> might have  really short life in your body
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... fucking good shit 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not dirty in the slighest 
33:00 <Johnny> antipsychotics are the worst
33:00 <milk> young women spend hundreds of dollars on clothes and shoes to jerk off a guy for a few bucks. old fat women spend thousands of dollars on jerking off a poker machine for nothing
33:00 <johninj4> lol
33:00 <Vagisil> lol
33:00 <Vagisil> im over trying to find a replacement for the falcon
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone on any crazy meds should look at crazymeds.us
33:00 <Vagisil> should be putting more energy into building the house
33:00 <Bastardly_One> good site actually
33:00 <Vagisil> lol yes
34:00 <Johnny> antipsychotics just sedate you and most of the times you just walk around feeling drowsy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I am supposed to take one to knock me out 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> as a top up for the SSRI
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck sleeping for 15 plus hours
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have shit to d
34:00 <Bastardly_One> o
34:00 <Vagisil> i went off efexor and was taking travacalm on a daily basis to stop me throwing up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and then hungover for another 3 or 4
34:00 <Vagisil> almost died
34:00 <Vagisil> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, they should actually tell you WHAT happens if you don't take most of that shit
35:00 <Student> :-/, you let yourself down 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not just to always take them
35:00 <Johnny> some people can't function if they don't take it or end up in hospital
35:00 <johninj4> http://time.com/3681882/britain-david-cameron-hoax-phone-call-british/ 
36:00 <Vagisil> mmm
36:00 <Vagisil> im currently looking at options to have my sense of smell disabled
36:00 <Vagisil> coz smells make me throw up
36:00 <Johnny> some people can't even work not out of laziness but they genuinely sick and hear and see things which are not real. their personality keeps changing.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> where's Christopher when you need an illustration in action?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bad Bastard!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *smacks my own hand*
37:00 <Vagisil> yeh
38:00 <Vagisil> its like getting having 2 personalities
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I get jealous of depressive illnesses
38:00 <Vagisil> so u pay the doctor half the bill and tell him to get the rest off the other guy lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to go catatonic when having an episode
38:00 <couleurs> http://vimeo.com/117324226
38:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of not sitting the fuck still
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's torture
38:00 <Christopher> Fuk up Bastardly_One
38:00 <Johnny> schizophrenia it's horrible you are like a write off if you have it
38:00 <Vagisil> demis roussos died
38:00 <Vagisil> bummer
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Christopher has it  Johnny
39:00 <Bastardly_One> demis finally died?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he must of been 250 by no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> w
39:00 <Vagisil> 69
39:00 <Bastardly_One> flashbacks of growing up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum loved him
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
39:00 <Vagisil> mmm
39:00 <Vagisil> forever and ever fav song
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> go away
40:00 <Bastardly_One> only mum's music that rocks is Neil Diamond
40:00 <Vagisil> i miss willy deville actually
41:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWa0qqRTo8
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Willy DeVille - Southern Politician + Image Sequence (Nov 23, 2009) 6:36 - Category: Music - 12,230 views - 44 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <milk> http://www.navy.gov.au/sites/default/files/LHD_AWD_ANZAC_FFG_Size_Comparison.jpg
42:00 <Vagisil> love the hobart class
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this in my head ... thanks song I am making that is a rip of it 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZiJQL9OLqI
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Visage - Fade to Grey (Mar 29, 2010) 4:01 - Category: Music - 4,483,983 views - 14,591 likes (98.8%), 179 dislikes (1.2%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> was quite semi innovative for it's time
43:00 <Vagisil> aegis rules
43:00 <Vagisil> cant wait to see one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm Krafwerk atm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to say this
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but hasn't this cunt got a great voice?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-q1WRaKNg
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (Jul 22, 2006) 4:58 - Category: Music - 5,137,335 views - 16,063 likes (98.2%), 302 dislikes (1.8%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Jimmy Somerville 
45:00 <Vagisil> BRONKSI LOL
45:00 <Vagisil> OMG LOL
45:00 <Vagisil> HIT THAT PERFECT BEAT BOI
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the solo shit he did afterwards though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucked up depressing
45:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRnMfZyYrw
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and the range is amazing
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bronski Beat - Hit That Perfect Beat (Dec 27, 2006) 3:21 - Category: Music - 2,516,260 views - likes (97.5%), 128 dislikes (2.5%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hate them though 
45:00 <Vagisil> smiths - reel around the fountain
45:00 <British^Meat> fuck me
46:00 <Vagisil> fucking love that song
46:00 <Bastardly_One> his range is just fucked up good
46:00 <British^Meat> R u still bloggin
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the Smiths 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Morrissey had a sense of humour then
46:00 <Vagisil> we can be friends now lol
46:00 <Vagisil> yeh
46:00 <Vagisil> ole steve
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO6Jw0TYa_8
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smiths - Handsome Devil (Live) *Remastered Audio* (May 29, 2013) 3:06 - Category: Music - 16,023 views - 148 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so gay but so hilarious
46:00 <Vagisil> have i shown u my cousin?
47:00 <Vagisil> lol yes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> some of those lyrics are hilarious
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and nope
47:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irM80hHfaC4
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Troy Newman - Love Gets Rough (May 5, 2012) 4:17 - Category: Music - 3,270 views - 25 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Morrissey has become a middle aged fuckwit bore ... he lives in Italy and writes to English papers about the state of England
48:00 <Fez> Lol. Says b1.
48:00 <Vagisil> lol yeh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and there was this festival recently he wouldn't play until ALL vendors site wide didn't serve meat products while he was playing
48:00 <Melb40Male> what ever happend to wogsunited channel HAHAHA
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck up you old twat and go back to being funny yeah?
48:00 <Vagisil> watch that vid b1
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that guy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate aust country
48:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum loves it 
49:00 <Vagisil> lolwot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I thinking of another troy?
49:00 <Vagisil> troy cass daily
49:00 <Vagisil> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do I have to? *clicks*
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh another one 
49:00 <Vagisil> yeh its good music man
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that troy is too obvvious ... hang on 
50:00 <Vagisil> r u thinking adam harvey lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bogan rock 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> next!
50:00 <Vagisil> lol its 91
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan 90s at that 
50:00 <Vagisil> AMA vid clip
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heard enough already
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he sings ok though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but not my thing at all 
51:00 <Vagisil> topped himself b4 i met him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to hear
51:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_rjmUdwqEQ
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEW!! ULTRA RARE - ENEMY THE SUN - TROY NEWMAN from BAD BOY JOHNNY (May 1, 2013) 5:19 - Category: Music - views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
52:00 <Vagisil> check that out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if one link isn't convincing me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> another wont :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that shit all the time 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
52:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <beehhh> i tried but couldnt thats all
53:00 <Vagisil> and mum snapped and said fine fuck off dont come back basically
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds heaps over the bf to me 
54:00 <Vagisil> nope
54:00 <Vagisil> bf is just an idiot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well the 'tude might be coming from that 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> love is blind 
54:00 <Vagisil> liz said "this fat bitch wont even talk to me"
54:00 <Vagisil> about jane
54:00 <Sponge> any fresh pussy?
54:00 <beehhh> dont force yourself to be in the mirror rather let things settle by its own
54:00 <Vagisil> and mum fucked her off
54:00 <Vagisil> jane wont talk to liz because liz made a joke of janes abortion
54:00 <beehhh> bored_GURLL19 wanna hear my fart gossip
55:00 <Vagisil> and the blanket ignore from jane just wound her up
55:00 <Vagisil> then her bf came in and told me to shut the fuck up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well it's not my business or all of the channel's really yeah?
55:00 <Vagisil> i told him hey cunt you are the only person where whos last name isnt lang
55:00 <Vagisil> so you can fuck off
55:00 <Vagisil> he went to say something back and dad told him tog et the fuck out of his house
55:00 <beehhh> fk my new missus be ugly but i'll still marry her for the citizenship
55:00 <Vagisil> and the next month was total fucking bliss
55:00 <Sponge> bored_GURLL19 , fresh pussy?
56:00 <doctor> straight to the point
56:00 <doctor> Vagisil, are you drunk?
56:00 <Vagisil> part 2 is liz cracking the shits again after mum and dad draft leases up for the 6 shops
56:00 <Vagisil> and want liz to pay $50 a week
56:00 <Vagisil> liz reckons shes done $6000 worth of nails for mum
56:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, no ... he just despises Floss that much
56:00 <Vagisil> so shes packing up
56:00 <beehhh> foxtel $50 giving out
56:00 <doctor> drunk on hatred
57:00 <Vagisil> i dont hate her.... what shes done for me is pure bliss
57:00 <beehhh> doctor what do you think of cops losing finger bits it was a trap
57:00 <Vagisil> i get my parents to myself
57:00 <Maurice> Would you shut the fuck up already
57:00 <Maurice> Good god
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you do so ... she just laughs at you 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, what she said 
57:00 <doctor> cops often get hurt; it's a tough business
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to say it a bit nicer with it's not our business
57:00 <beehhh> Maurice yelled just gave me constipation now i'd have to wait
58:00 <doctor> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know how Maurice feels about you at the best of times
58:00 <Vagisil> last i heard shes moving in with his parents.. who also live with their daughter, her wife and 2 kids
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she's right ... you're a cunt
58:00 <doctor> shouldn't a shout loosen the bowels?
58:00 <Vagisil> probably
58:00 <beehhh> only when you shout me dinner doctor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> to the last bit
58:00 <Vagisil> and im building a house right next to her shop
58:00 <Fez> How often do u need a new keyboard b1?
58:00 <Vagisil> its fucking hilarious
59:00 <doctor> I'll shout you a nice potato stew with some delicious pickled horse radish and chopped liver
59:00 <doctor> yum yum
59:00 <beehhh> wish me luck champs
59:00 <Vagisil> *like button*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I'm hungry
59:00 <Bastardly_One> take away the liver and that sounds delish
59:00 <beehhh> nice on3e doctor i know you guys will look after me
00:00 <doctor> i have simple tastes, really
00:00 <beehhh> just dont have the money to buy a ticket
00:00 <doctor> apparently i'm a good cook but I like a very bland diet
00:00 <doctor> we will beehhh 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> same and been told the same
00:00 <doctor> we've got plans, me myself and I
00:00 <doctor> big plans
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My diet is pretty ... English?
00:00 <beehhh> someday i will too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... English/Irish I guess
00:00 <doctor> yeah must be it Bastardly_One 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> plain and simple and pretty bland
00:00 <beehhh> where is my pants
00:00 <doctor> food and I have a love/hate relationship
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto 
01:00 <Vagisil> the funny bit is another beuty shop opened up in town like 3 weeks ago
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait for the day space pills are used
01:00 <Vagisil> and its like way better than liz's
01:00 <Fez> Like twins
01:00 <Bastardly_One> food is such a hassle
01:00 <doctor> the guilt from my old ancestral aristocratic genes makes food a very difficult moral and ethical subject
01:00 <Vagisil> so shes closing her shop coz she cant afford $50 a week rent
01:00 <Vagisil> total.. fucking.. failure
02:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, oh right ... mine is I just don't like much type of food ... if I had my way a space pill would be easier
02:00 <doctor> yeah, that would be easier for me aswell
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some fairy floss but if I said that would the word floss set Vagisil off again?
03:00 <Vagisil> LOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
03:00 <Vagisil> i got a fairy floss machine in storage
03:00 <Vagisil> and a donut machine lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're little cunts those things
04:00 <Vagisil> nah i got a roadside one
04:00 <Vagisil> on wheels
04:00 <Bastardly_One> need about 10 packs of the shit to work
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fair enough
04:00 <Vagisil> the donut machine has the chain belts n shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this hunger thing needs to be fixed
05:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> putting someting on to cook
05:00 <Vagisil> http://pcgoldcoast.com/blackthorn/Donut.JPG
05:00 <Vagisil> like that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *something also
06:00 <Kynetic> happy A-DAY u CUNCE
06:00 <Vagisil> invasion day bro
06:00 <Vagisil> gotta hunt me some abbo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> backwards Qld
06:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that was an hour ago
06:00 <Loof> i wont be celebrating this country till they legalise
07:00 <Loof> which prolly wont happen
07:00 <Kynetic> you know what shits me about australia day the most
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *chucks a stubbie at your head*
07:00 <Kynetic> is those little fucking flags cunce put on their car windows
07:00 <Vagisil> yep
07:00 <Vagisil> put a fucking eye out
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^
07:00 <Kynetic> srsly
07:00 <Vagisil> its gay as aids
07:00 <nate> vagisil! damn it:)
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Vagisil> you know wot i wanna do
08:00 <Vagisil> i wanna buy like 10 000 australian flags off ebay
08:00 <nate> zoom a zoom zoom and a boom boom?
08:00 <Vagisil> and put down putins delivery address
08:00 <Kynetic> get yourself a 1967 cadillac eldorado?
08:00 <Vagisil> nah im thinking about an 05 nissan cima 450vip
08:00 <Vagisil> but i dont know if i will be able to handle the gook dash
08:00 <nate> get a southern cross tat maate
08:00 <Kynetic> with all leather cow interior?
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <Loof> one day i'll own a datsun 120y, but i can only dream
08:00 <Vagisil> lol gross
08:00 <Kynetic> and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights?
08:00 <Vagisil> i saw the best 180b the other day
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Vagisil> for sale in japan
09:00 <Vagisil> 15 grand
09:00 <Loof> wtf
09:00 <nate> if u owned a datsun it would be classic now
09:00 <Loof> for one of them?
09:00 <Kynetic> man dattos are tough ay
09:00 <Vagisil> yeh
09:00 <Kynetic> my mum had a 200b
09:00 <nate> and probably cool
09:00 <Kynetic> she didnt put oil in it for 2 years
09:00 <Vagisil> had 60 000kms on it original
09:00 <Loof> ah
09:00 <Kynetic> and it finally blew a big end in the middle of the city
09:00 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <Vagisil> i hadnt done an oil change in 20 000kms in my falcon
09:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure it had an oil leak too
10:00 <Vagisil> oil looks good on the stick
10:00 <Vagisil> i cbf
10:00 <Kynetic> yeah you dont really need to service the engine every 15000.. not these days
10:00 <Kynetic> but its still a good idea to get the rest of the car checked over
11:00 <Vagisil> yeh i just put new suspension on it coz the arse end was wobbling all over the place
11:00 <Vagisil> get it back
11:00 <Vagisil> heh.. not the suspension
11:00 <Vagisil> get down to barker
11:00 <Vagisil> was a $30 rear bush
11:00 <Kynetic> lol
11:00 <Kynetic> typical
11:00 <dematerialised> this ben cunt
11:00 <Vagisil> ape suspension in perth got a fucking serve from me
11:00 <Loof> i have no idea what you guys are talking about, can we talk about icecream?
11:00 <Kynetic> and so they should
11:00 <Vagisil> sure
12:00 <Vagisil> the car gets paid for every time we drive to or from perth
12:00 <Vagisil> so i really cbf
12:00 <Vagisil> it does a 3000km trip in january.. and then december
13:00 <Vagisil> so.. fuck it lol
13:00 <Kynetic> putting my car in for a service this week actually
13:00 <Kynetic> first one its had in like 35000k
13:00 <Kynetic> lol
13:00 <Kynetic> im pretty slack
13:00 <Vagisil> lol
13:00 <Vagisil> i had my td42 done every 5000kms religiously
13:00 <Vagisil> cbf with the ba
14:00 <Kynetic> main reason im getting it done is shes lost a bit of fuel efficiency
14:00 <Kynetic> prob just needs new plugs tho
14:00 <Vagisil> /injectors
14:00 <Kynetic> but fuck it.. ill pay someone else to do it
14:00 <Kynetic> and the front pads need replacing
14:00 <Vagisil> oh yeah i did the brake pads this holidays too
15:00 <beehhh> it all came out bored_GURLL19
15:00 <Kynetic> yeah honestly i could probably just do it myself.. but i cbf.
15:00 <Vagisil> oh fuckin every so often the brakes would shudder like a cunt hey
15:00 <beehhh> the greek yogurt
15:00 <Vagisil> ape suspension said its just a characteristic of the car (along with the wobbling arse end)
15:00 <Kynetic> costs almost as much to buy the pads as it does to get em replaced by a fkn professional
15:00 <Kynetic> so may as well
15:00 <Vagisil> tyre place in mt barker had a look.. grabed my steering rack and shook it side to side lol
15:00 <beehhh> nothing else
16:00 <beehhh> mt barker i could barely recall
16:00 <Kynetic> probably another fucken $30 bush :P 
16:00 <Vagisil> not even
16:00 <Vagisil> just needed tightening
17:00 <beehhh> wreckers pick a part
17:00 <Loof> you guys car problems remind me of upgrading my pc, maybe i would have been just better off getting a new one rather than the hassles
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <beehhh> deerpark of fawkner
17:00 <Vagisil> i just upped my ram from 6gb to 48gb
17:00 <Vagisil> and a nice 1tb ssd
17:00 <Loof> wtf 48gb!
17:00 <Vagisil> yep x58.... triple channel :)
17:00 <Loof> man u loaded
17:00 <Vagisil> $300
17:00 <Vagisil> and $500 for the ssd
17:00 <Loof> nice
18:00 <beehhh> some people are wanting to make money any harms they can by damaging customers good will
18:00 <Vagisil> and the mrs bought me n her new iphone 6+s for xmas lol
18:00 <beehhh> Vagisil you should tell them dont touch my belongies
18:00 <Vagisil> so im all teched out
18:00 <Vagisil> i have bee_girl
18:00 <Vagisil> beehhh
18:00 <beehhh> you have bee_girl :(
20:00 <Kynetic> iphones are so tiny :(
20:00 <Kynetic> i have a galaxy note 3
20:00 <beehhh> sukumaran and his mate will shot in a point blank outside of bali
20:00 <Kynetic> i had one of the original note's
20:00 <Kynetic> other ppls phones all look so small now
20:00 <Loof> yeah note 2 did that to me
20:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=724413701006561
20:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
21:00 <Vagisil> Yep
21:00 <Vagisil> i swore i was never getting rid of my 4s
21:00 <Vagisil> jane brought the 6+s home and i fell in love
21:00 <Vagisil> then had to set up my 4s for her father to use
21:00 <Vagisil> i couldnt fuckin type on it
22:00 <beehhh> i wont claim a thing back is my wish
22:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <beehhh> this might give some justification in its nature
23:00 <Vagisil> i love the 6+ hey
23:00 <Loof> they look awesome
23:00 <Vagisil> ive got a new one coming coz i got like 15 dead pixels
23:00 <Vagisil> but i fucking love it
23:00 <Kynetic> does it bend?
24:00 <Kynetic> :P
24:00 <Vagisil> lol nah
24:00 <beehhh> i want the zenfone 2 is afforable
24:00 <Loof> can you copy files onto an iphone without itunes these days?
24:00 <Vagisil> nah
24:00 <Loof> damn
24:00 <Vagisil> u can if u jailnbreak
24:00 <Loof> ah
24:00 <Vagisil> i cbf
25:00 <Vagisil> i use my phone for streaming over smb.. phone calls.. sms facebook and porn
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/au/p/inspiron-17-7746-laptop/pd?oc=y510177au
25:00 <Loof> married life means porn for me too
25:00 <Vagisil> lol
25:00 <Loof> does your wife mind?
26:00 <Loof> or doesn't know
26:00 <Vagisil> yeh she cracks it
26:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure there are ways to get files onto your iphone without itunes without jailbreaking it
26:00 <Loof> same with mine
26:00 <Vagisil> only because shes normally gagging for it
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Loof> nice
26:00 <Vagisil> but if i go to bed after her n have a fap
26:00 <Vagisil> and she wakes up
26:00 <Kynetic> my wife and i watch porn together
26:00 <Loof> !
26:00 <Loof> set
26:00 <Kynetic> my ex wife used to crack the shits about me watching porn
26:00 <Kynetic> hence - ex wife.
26:00 <Vagisil> yeh she will watch it with me
26:00 <Vagisil> but if im fapping without her
26:00 <Vagisil> or watching without her
26:00 <Kynetic> geez
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic are you still married to Lara?
27:00 <Vagisil> its like the iphone is replacing her lol
27:00 <Kynetic> TokenDaRing i sure am
27:00 <Kynetic> we've only been married like 4 months
27:00 <TokenDaRing> how is she these days>
27:00 <Kynetic> heh
27:00 <Kynetic> shes awesome :D
27:00 <Vagisil> she likes watching dudes go at it too
27:00 <Kynetic> just got another new job
27:00 <Vagisil> and expects me to watch
27:00 <TokenDaRing> sweet
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Kynetic> legal systems developer or something
27:00 <Kynetic> working with SQL n shit
27:00 <beehhh> http://www.dell.com/au/p/xps-12-9q33/pd?oc=x510790au&model_id=xps-12-9q33
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember way back when you guys were around here a lot and some dude kept giving you shit
27:00 <Loof> i wanna do that shit
27:00 <Kynetic> makin like 90k
27:00 <Kynetic> the bitch
27:00 <Loof> nice
27:00 <Kynetic> :P
28:00 <Kynetic> consdiering she has like no official qualifications
28:00 <Kynetic> shes done a few through work
28:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/brandonmendelson/photos/a.1501897083410609.1073741827.1501893833410934/1539377199662597/?type=1
28:00 <Kynetic> like prince2 and some wierd internal pieces of software ones
28:00 <Vagisil> fucking lol
28:00 <beehhh> like all the women politician in australia
28:00 <Vagisil> LOL
29:00 <beehhh> i hope you cope it too
29:00 <Kynetic> its funny she was working at this company and they made her redundant.. 
29:00 <Loof> thats not funny
29:00 <Kynetic> and when they realised she was looking for another job they asked her to come back
29:00 <Loof> oh
29:00 <Kynetic> but
29:00 <Kynetic> they cant afford her now
29:00 <Kynetic> :P
29:00 <Loof> nice
29:00 <Kynetic> it wasnt too bad
29:00 <Kynetic> she was on maternity leave at the time
29:00 <Vagisil> im so glad my wife has an ever increasing pay packet
29:00 <Kynetic> so it was like a big bonus
30:00 <Vagisil> even if barnet is trying to shit on her blackboard
30:00 <Kynetic> they even paid her out for the 2 weeks notice period
30:00 <Kynetic> lol
30:00 <Kynetic> even though she was on leave 
30:00 <beehhh> lucky them im going to die in the snow
31:00 <beehhh> she sure enjoyed her sex
31:00 <Loof> she must be hot
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Loof> mine isn't :(
31:00 <beehhh> then why asking for a paid leave
31:00 <Loof> but i love her
32:00 <Kynetic> beehhh what the fuck are you even talking about
32:00 <Kynetic> Loof thats all that matters isnt it?
32:00 <Loof> jah mon
32:00 <beehhh> about my tranny girlfriend
32:00 <Kynetic> oh ok
32:00 <Kynetic> so...
32:00 <beehhh> four australian of the year
32:00 <Loof> parenthood is pretty awesome
32:00 <Kynetic> hows the weather in melbourne ?
32:00 <beehhh> baton
32:00 <Loof> i must admit
33:00 <Kynetic> Loof it has its ups and downs :)
33:00 <Kynetic> but its rewarding
33:00 <Loof> yep
33:00 <DemonsRun> Possums make the weirdest Fucking noises
33:00 <Vagisil> i want it to be that woman  that lost her son
33:00 <Vagisil> coz her ex husband killed him
33:00 <Vagisil> or the science woman 
33:00 <Kynetic> which one is this Vagisil?
33:00 <beehhh> cause fire danger is not over yet
33:00 <Vagisil> australian of the year
33:00 <Kynetic> DemonsRun possums are fucking evil.
33:00 <Kynetic> they look all cute n shit
34:00 <Vagisil> then they eat ur mum
34:00 <Kynetic> but theyd rip out your throat for a fucking peanut.
34:00 <DemonsRun> Rosie batton won Aussie of the year.
34:00 <beehhh> they should give DemonsRun australian of the year dont know how she could have missed out
34:00 <Vagisil> oh
34:00 <Vagisil> which one is that
34:00 <DemonsRun> Kynetic: agreed. It's hissing at something.
34:00 <doctor> true blue red mullet
34:00 <DemonsRun> No idea Vagisil 
34:00 <Kynetic> the hissing i dont mind
34:00 <Vagisil> rosie batty lol
34:00 <Loof> the pissing i mind
34:00 <Kynetic> its when they grunt like a fucking boar
34:00 <Kynetic> that gets me
34:00 <Vagisil> Rosie Batty has been named Australian of the Year for her campaign against family violence in an award ceremony that saw four women take the nation's top Australia Day honours for the first time in history.
34:00 <beehhh> i still have quarter shat in my gutter
34:00 <DemonsRun> Oh batty, my bad.
34:00 <Vagisil> shes the one whos husband killed her son
34:00 <Vagisil> good work
35:00 <DemonsRun> I read it quickly hours ago
35:00 <beehhh> look batty
35:00 <Vagisil> "To Luke, my little man, you did not die in vain and will not be forgotten.
35:00 <Vagisil> "You are beside me on this journey and with me every step of the way."
35:00 <DemonsRun> Kynetic: now it's grunting. Lol
35:00 <DemonsRun> You had to say it.
35:00 <Vagisil> fucing tops
35:00 <beehhh> bad mother
35:00 <Vagisil> hes not though.. hes dead
35:00 <Vagisil> but the sentiment is nice
35:00 <Loof> how old was the son?
35:00 <Vagisil> 10 i think
35:00 <Loof> :(
35:00 <Kynetic> is he the one who threw the kid off that bridge?
36:00 <beehhh> yup from westgate
36:00 <Vagisil> cricket ground i think
36:00 <DemonsRun> Wasn't that a little girl that was thrown?
36:00 <Kynetic> fucking gutless cunt.
36:00 <beehhh> no the one let his son deal the weed
36:00 <Vagisil> nah he killed him at the cricket ground
36:00 <Kynetic> oh
36:00 <Kynetic> :/
36:00 <Vagisil> he was 11
36:00 <Kynetic> either way
36:00 <Kynetic> what a cunt.
36:00 <Vagisil> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-13/mother-in-shock-after-son-killed-by-father-at-cricket-oval/5258252
36:00 <beehhh> hang on, the one let his son drive the wheel when he was drunk
36:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck I hate this topic.
36:00 <Vagisil> was feb last year
37:00 <beehhh> Australian of the year dont come easy
37:00 <Vagisil> Luke Batty was killed in front of horrified onlookers after a cricket training session at the oval in the small town of Tyabb, south-east of Melbourne, on Wednesday evening.
37:00 <Vagisil> His 54-year-old father Greg was shot by police at the scene and died in hospital early on Thursday morning.
37:00 <beehhh> must give it some weight
38:00 <beehhh> i think they just gave to her cause shes white
38:00 <beehhh> and have pommy accent
38:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Loof> i've never hit my son ever
38:00 <Loof> how can people do that?
39:00 <beehhh> well i pat my kitty she not even my kids
39:00 <fp> i stepped on my cat by accident
39:00 <beehhh> cause luke's mum was a bitch to his father
39:00 <Loof> must be meth
39:00 <beehhh> must be something i guess
40:00 <DemonsRun> Shut up already
40:00 <beehhh> milk unstrayan of the year wb
40:00 <Vagisil> if you put ur ear up to a gatorade bottle you can hear the sports
40:00 <beehhh> DemonsRun go watch possum sex will ya
41:00 <Loof> oooh gatorade
41:00 <milk> hey
41:00 <Loof> i have gatorade
41:00 <beehhh> he's calling you
41:00 <Loof> brb
41:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck up gronk
41:00 <beehhh> by his weird hissing noise
41:00 <beehhh> i bet you'd take your top off for him
41:00 <Vagisil> GRONK LOL
41:00 <Kynetic> :/
42:00 <Kynetic> poor kid
42:00 <Kynetic> the father was obviously needed mental help tho
42:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA
42:00 <beehhh> possums hump like human i saw them in queen victoria parks
42:00 <Kynetic> :/
42:00 <Loof> what does schwag mean?
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud [Official Video] (Oct 7, 2014) 4:57 - Category: Music - 170,514,586 views - 1,213,078 likes (98.1%), 23,419 dislikes (1.9%)
42:00 <Kynetic> sad story all around
42:00 <Loof> is it weed?
42:00 <Kynetic> ive heard shitty weed referred to as that
43:00 <Loof> ah k
43:00 <beehhh> they like to hump on the ground
43:00 <Loof> i wasnt sure if it was tobacco
43:00 <Vagisil> yer its shitty dope
43:00 <Loof> i see
43:00 <Loof> some stoner i am
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Vagisil> when u cant get dank u get schwag
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <Loof> haha
44:00 <Kynetic> medicinal cannabis is set to be legalised in the near future
44:00 <beehhh> are there many europeans in melbourne for the tennis?
44:00 <Kynetic> on a federal level
44:00 <Loof> url?
44:00 <Vagisil> loof ic ant believe u missed my elephant joke
44:00 <Vagisil> [21:31] <Loof> sometimes you forget
44:00 <Vagisil> [21:31] <Vagisil> elephants dont
44:00 <Vagisil> [21:31] <Loof> especially when high as fuck
44:00 <Kynetic> its only a matter of time before its legal recreationally
44:00 <beehhh> euro people are very gentle
44:00 <Vagisil> [21:31] <Vagisil> elephants have their genitals on their feet
44:00 <Vagisil> [21:31] <Vagisil> when they stand on you, you're fucked
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Loof> rofl
44:00 <Kynetic> lol wtf Vagisil?
44:00 <Loof> man i need that
44:00 <Loof> needed*
44:00 <beehhh> highly educated i guess
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Kynetic> oh it was a joke
45:00 <Kynetic> lol
45:00 <Kynetic> how many knees do elephants have?
45:00 <Kynetic> dont google it now.. have a guess.
45:00 <Vagisil> 2
45:00 <Vagisil> coz they have arms
45:00 <Kynetic> ^
45:00 <Loof> wow
45:00 <Kynetic> Vagisil is correct
45:00 <Kynetic> :P
45:00 <Loof> you sure?
45:00 <Vagisil> yeh
45:00 <Loof> dayum
45:00 <Vagisil> 2 legs and 2 arms
45:00 <Kynetic> theyre a mammal
45:00 <Loof> i see
45:00 <Kynetic> all mammals have 2 legs and 2 arms
45:00 <beehhh> you guys are like rabbit root fence once jobs done dont want to commit to keep trust
46:00 <Loof> are dogs mammals?
46:00 <Vagisil> LOL
46:00 <Vagisil> OMG LOL
46:00 <Kynetic> they sure are
46:00 <Vagisil> haha
46:00 <Loof> dogs have arms?!?!?
46:00 <Loof> wow this is blowing my mind
46:00 <Vagisil> its not that all mammals have 2 arms 2 legs
46:00 <Vagisil> thats bipedialism
46:00 <beehhh> it hurts even thinking of it
46:00 <Vagisil> dogs are quadrapeds
46:00 <Loof> i see
46:00 <Vagisil> as are cats
47:00 <beehhh> i'll grow with this pain
47:00 <Vagisil> its debatable
47:00 <Vagisil> but yer
47:00 <Loof> Kynetic will legalising weed stop people using meth?
47:00 <Kynetic> they still have 2 knees and 2 elcbows
47:00 <Kynetic> loof doubtful
47:00 <Loof> :(
47:00 <Kynetic> decriminalising all drugs most likely will though
47:00 <Vagisil> its one of these random QI facts that have little fact behind them
47:00 <Kynetic> as it will remove the stigma
48:00 <Loof> i see
48:00 <beehhh> how could it be now when you were not around i sat by the window watch the falling rain and you are nowhere to be seen but this silence and emptiness beneath me
49:00 <Vagisil> you're gonna miss me when im gone
49:00 <Vagisil> man i cant wait til april
49:00 <Vagisil> pitch perfect 2
50:00 <Vagisil> oh may 15n ow
50:00 <Kynetic> i think youll find though that with a cat/dog front legs they collapse forwards
50:00 <Kynetic> hence why theyre elbows
54:00 <Vagisil> fart
55:00 <Loof> i cant wait to say to some dog owner "cool you've got a two legged dog!"
55:00 <Loof> stump them
55:00 <Kynetic> they have 4 limbs heh
55:00 <Vagisil> OMG
55:00 <Vagisil> katie sagal is in pitch perfect 2
55:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
56:00 <Kynetic> pitch perfect
56:00 <Kynetic> is that the one with the fat aussie chick?
56:00 <DemonsRun> Nights losers
56:00 <Kynetic> o/
56:00 <Vagisil> yeah
56:00 <Vagisil> rebel wilson
57:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSbXsFE3l8
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anna Kendrick - Cups (Pitch Perfect's "When I'm Gone") (Apr 12, 2013) 4:22 - Category: Music - 176,586,548 views - 1,076,824 likes (96%), 44,484 dislikes (4%)
58:00 <Loof> mmm gatorade
58:00 <Loof> salty goodness
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Christopher> Is someone impersonating chelle
07:00 <Christopher> Wtf for
07:00 <Maurice> You are such a dickhead
07:00 <British^Meat> :)
07:00 <British^Meat> beat me to it
07:00 <Maurice> (23:03:28) *** Joins: chellle ([email protected]) - Clones: 2 from chellle (Christopher) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping; F8 to punish
07:00 <Maurice> F8 sounds good
08:00 <Christopher> That's not me
08:00 <Maurice> Uh huh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he is probably telling the truth
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ever known him to use a proxy?
08:00 <Christopher> I only got one phone
08:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I said probably 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> settle down twat bat
10:00 <Christopher> YA script lies Maurice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, if you are stalking chelle though that's not the wisest thing to do 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she won't need help fucking you up and she is a mean little thang
10:00 <Christopher> I'm not
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
11:00 <Christopher> Ur the stAlkers
11:00 <Christopher> Not me
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher pipe down buddy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes chris ... sure chris
13:00 <Christopher> It's true
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
13:00 <Christopher> Where do u ppl get off
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all out to get you
13:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ chris
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it's outrageous huh?
13:00 <Maurice> I get off in my bedroom usually
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
14:00 <ShadowLurker> no
14:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can dream 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you young people
14:00 <Maurice> It's not about being young, it's about having someone to bone
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how broad you look at it 
15:00 <Serenity> MAURICE IS GAY
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a fine selecion of hand puppets thank ye
15:00 <Serenity> yuck.com
15:00 <ShadowLurker> the line is back there
15:00 <ShadowLurker> <----
15:00 <Maurice> THATS SO TRUE
15:00 <Maurice> I mean, what
15:00 <Serenity> lesbian action
15:00 <Serenity> you love it
15:00 <Maurice> I prefer man on man
16:00 <ShadowLurker> got the v
16:00 <Maurice> Thats usually my porn preference
16:00 <ShadowLurker> see Maurice loves handing out the v
16:00 <Serenity> bonny is stalking me
16:00 <Serenity> thats the second time shes done that
16:00 <Bonny> done what?
16:00 <British^Meat> scissor
16:00 <Serenity> joined here right after me lol
17:00 <Bonny> my system crashed so I was here b4 you.. :P
17:00 <Serenity> all lies
17:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <Serenity> why is chris running clones
18:00 <Bonny> no idea
18:00 <ShadowLurker> cos chriws
18:00 <ShadowLurker> chris*
18:00 <Maurice> Dont be ridic
18:00 <Maurice> It's not him
18:00 <ShadowLurker> hes probably pming himself
18:00 <Maurice> WHERE DO YOU GET OFF
18:00 <ShadowLurker> feeling special
18:00 <Serenity> IN BED
19:00 <Maurice> (23:14:13) (Christopher): Where do u ppl get off (23:14:30) (Maurice): I get off in my bedroom usually
19:00 <Serenity> we're twinz
19:00 <Maurice> Twincesses
19:00 <Serenity> uh no
19:00 <ShadowLurker> twezbians
19:00 <Maurice> Why not?
19:00 <Maurice> I have a tiara
19:00 <Serenity> i have my wedding tiara
19:00 <Maurice> Thats what I have lol
19:00 <Serenity> it matches my birthday suit
20:00 <Bonny> nice suit
20:00 <Maurice> I was born in a 3 piece suit
20:00 <Serenity> // /| |\
21:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice poses like this _/\o_
21:00 <Bonny> lol
21:00 <Maurice> Don't pretend you dont
21:00 <ShadowLurker> o i do
21:00 <Serenity> hes best at it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
22:00 <Maurice> I learnt from his youporn vid
22:00 <Serenity> this is fucking exciting
22:00 <Serenity> cbf is busier than this
22:00 <Maurice> There are so many black people in this movie and one token white
22:00 <Serenity> dont be racist
22:00 <Bonny> what movie?
22:00 <Maurice> Im not racist, I hate you all equally
22:00 <Maurice> But it's true
22:00 <Maurice> And Death at a Funeral
23:00 <Maurice> Ok 2 white guys, one is the midget from game of thrones
23:00 <Bonny> so all the black ppl die while the token white buries them??
23:00 <Maurice> No, the blacks killed the midget
23:00 <Maurice> But he's not actually dead
23:00 <Maurice> Death by LSD
23:00 <Bonny> uhuh
24:00 <Loof> u guys are missing out on VIO SOUND SYSTEM!
24:00 <Loof> :D
24:00 <ShadowLurker> no
24:00 <ShadowLurker> we're not
24:00 <Maurice> Chris Rock plays Martin Lawrences older bro, which I thought odd
24:00 <Maurice> Until I googled and they are the same age
24:00 <Serenity> i would have thought chris rock was younger
24:00 <Maurice> Me too!
24:00 <Maurice> Both 49
24:00 <Loof> no matter you'd disagree no matter what i say shadow :P
25:00 <Maurice> And Rock is literally older, he's born feb, Lawrence is born in april
25:00 <Loof> bless u
25:00 <Maurice> This disturbs me
25:00 <Bonny> I'm older than that
25:00 <ShadowLurker> well going from history you talk all kinds of bullshit
25:00 <ShadowLurker> so you know
25:00 <Loof> i bullshit?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
26:00 <Loof> i wouldn't say im a liar
26:00 <Serenity> harsh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> news.com.au has an interesting story on it for once
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/the-likely-cause-of-addiction-is-not-what-you-think/story-fnpjxnqt-1227196380184
26:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt say liar
26:00 <ShadowLurker> i said bullshit
26:00 <Loof> ok anyway
26:00 <Serenity> hows the boy loof
27:00 <Loof> not sure
27:00 <Maurice> ..
27:00 <Serenity> oh
27:00 <Loof> if he's a normal 3 year old
28:00 <Loof> he so naughty
28:00 <Maurice> He's the product of you and ming vase, so no, thats not normal
28:00 <Serenity> most 3 year olds are pretty naughty
28:00 <Serenity> thats when they are learning etc
28:00 <Loof> ah i see
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but the way Loof tells it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he runs rampant over him ... including bashing him like his wife has
29:00 <Serenity> well they will do taht if you let them
29:00 <Serenity> this is when you need to set rules etc
29:00 <Loof> am i dumb or is parenting hard?
29:00 <Maurice> From what he's said, his kid is an asshole and he's encouraged it
29:00 <Loof> probably both lol
29:00 <Maurice> You're dumb
30:00 <Serenity> its extremely hard
30:00 <Loof> its like the hardest thing i've ever had to do
30:00 <Loof> if that makes sense
30:00 <Maurice> Apart from give up weed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's not him that's encouraged it but the other half
30:00 <Maurice> He can never seem to do that
30:00 <Serenity> yeah loof it only gets harder as they get older
30:00 <Loof> fuck :(
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof never seems to want to confront that mad wench
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof only has a boy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd die having a girl
31:00 <Maurice> 'HAHA MY KID BROKE MY NEW PHONE, TABLET AND LAPTOP, SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY'
31:00 <Loof> *shudders*
31:00 <Loof> i can imagine
31:00 <Bastardly_One> girls = evil creatures
31:00 <Serenity> little girls are ok until they get to about 10
31:00 <Serenity> then they turn into monsters
31:00 <Bastardly_One> evil complex creatures
31:00 <Maurice> Then they're bitches
31:00 <Maurice> Like we were :D
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <Maurice> (are)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Loof> b1 did it destroy you when that bitch took him away?
31:00 <Serenity> Lily is turning into one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon they start about 6 now
31:00 <Serenity> its scary
31:00 <Maurice> Same goes for boys, Cal is pretty much a bitch and he's nearly 12 :/
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, different situation really ... strangely what had to be done got done
32:00 <Loof> if lan took zac away i'd die
32:00 <Maurice> Stop teasing
32:00 <Serenity> theres a lot of laws now that protect fathers
32:00 <Serenity> that Bastardly_One wouldnt have had
32:00 <Loof> i see
32:00 <Bastardly_One> OW! someone call the burns unit!
32:00 <Maurice> Me and Cam often fight over who'd get the kids
33:00 <Maurice> So far both of us are saying no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's totally true Serenity
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 yrs ago my rights were a lot less than now
33:00 <Serenity> both parents are entitled to 50% now where as 10 years ago they werent
33:00 <Maurice> Wtf
33:00 <Maurice> I don't want them 50%
33:00 <Maurice> They annoy me!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
33:00 <Serenity> lol!
33:00 <Serenity> ok 25% for you 75 for cam
33:00 <Maurice> Today especially, I wanted to pick one up and smack the other one with him
33:00 <Maurice> They were non stop picking and fighting
34:00 <Maurice> At one point I head Bo yell 'STOP KICKING MY NUTS'
34:00 <ShadowLurker> smash head together
34:00 <Maurice> I'LL FUCKING KICK BOTH OF YOU IN THE NUTS IF YOU KEEP IT UP
34:00 <Maurice> Deal Serenity, and do I get the VF?
34:00 <Serenity> sure why not
35:00 <Maurice> Excellent
35:00 <Maurice> Where does Es go
35:00 <ShadowLurker> of course he'd just scratch it more
35:00 <Maurice> I'll share her
35:00 <Serenity> you can keep the cat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Es goes wherever she wants?
35:00 <Maurice> Ugh, I found more scratches on my cruze
35:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know what from
35:00 <Serenity> some twat bag hit my door the other week
36:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker, when I took him to the airport last, the VF has a nasty big scratch down the side mirror, he'd washed it that same day
36:00 <Serenity> i was gone for like 15 mins
36:00 <Maurice> Add another one to the tally
36:00 <Maurice> Oh I fucking hate that
36:00 <Maurice> That happened to my VY, like Freddy Krueger got frisky
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <Loof> our house got pelted with lemons by about 10 cunts 3 days ago
37:00 <Loof> off our tree
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof has been up all nights ever since waiting
37:00 <Serenity> did you make lemonade?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Kynetic said something similar
37:00 <Loof> cause they said they're coming back to kill us and rape my wife
37:00 <British^Meat> geez Loof u sound kinda of sour
37:00 <British^Meat> (chortle)
37:00 <Loof> when i went out there with a butcher knife
37:00 <Serenity> wtf who are they loof
37:00 <Loof> dunno
37:00 <Maurice> Just let it happen
38:00 <Loof> think they might be relos of the woman i screamed at for stealing my lemons
38:00 <Maurice> ...
38:00 <Serenity> rofl :S
38:00 <Maurice> This reminds me of a porno that starts with lemon stealing
38:00 <Maurice> I bet thats where he got the plot from
38:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a porno that starts like that?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> you what
38:00 <Maurice> Yeah, it was all over the net
38:00 <Maurice> Lrn 2 net fools
38:00 <Serenity> rofl ive seen that
38:00 <Serenity> lemon theives
38:00 <Maurice> SEE
39:00 <Serenity> NO lemon stealing whores
39:00 <Serenity> hahah
39:00 <Maurice> It's hilarious
39:00 <Loof> if she had of just asked i would have helped her pick them
39:00 <Loof> but no she just helped herself
39:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4
39:00 <Loof> pissed me off
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest Porn Intro Ever) (Mar 29, 2012) - Category: Comedy - 2,002,215 views - 13,608 likes (96.3%), 529 dislikes (3.7%)
39:00 <Loof> now my life is falling to pieces over lemons
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Loof> funny
39:00 <Maurice> FRUITFUL LEMONY LEMONS
40:00 <Loof> anyway zac and Lan are safe elsewhere for a while
40:00 <Loof> so thats all that matters
40:00 <doctor> wb Serenity 
40:00 <Loof> they can come get me
40:00 <Maurice> Why wouldn't you take the kid and leave her to take on the masses
40:00 <Serenity> hello DoC
40:00 <Serenity> er
40:00 <Serenity> doctor
41:00 <Maurice> Doc says hi
41:00 <[Maverick]> Oh hiiii Miss Lips 
41:00 <doctor> good to see you back
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf did I just watch?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> those lemon stealing whores!
41:00 <Maurice> Lemon stealing whores, obv
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... obv
41:00 <Serenity> thanks
41:00 <Serenity> if you were a lemon
41:00 <Maurice> I remember googling the actual porn
41:00 <Serenity> i would put you on my shelf
41:00 <Maurice> It didn't get any better
41:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <Loof> why was i protecting lemons that are just going to go to my wifes shitty loaded cunt cousins resturant anyway?
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Loof> i dont even like him
42:00 <Serenity> lemons are great
42:00 <Loof> he got his shitty mate contractor to do our fence
42:00 <Loof> now it's falling to bits
43:00 <Loof> never use asian tradesmen
43:00 <Serenity> we were meant to get our fence fixed.. the stupid contractors did a runner
43:00 <Loof> damn
43:00 <Loof> with the cash?
43:00 <Serenity> think they took off with the neighbours half
44:00 <Loof> fuck
44:00 <Loof> cunts
44:00 <Loof> people suck
44:00 <Serenity> people are just shit
44:00 <Loof> yep
45:00 <Loof> smoking inside rules
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys were smart though not paying upfront
45:00 <Loof> hope the toxins leave by the time zac comes back though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke and smoking inside does not rule
46:00 <Loof> it's nice to not have to sit out in the cold for a change man
46:00 <Serenity> well next door had two lots of fences that needed fixing they did half the job hten couldnt be bothered with the rest by the lookds
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't exactly go smoke bonds in the street but I prefer smoking cigs outside
46:00 <Loof> bonds?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bongs also
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
46:00 <Loof> oh
46:00 <Loof> yeah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> might of had too many
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
46:00 <Loof> lol lucky u
47:00 <Loof> i even smoke bongs outside
47:00 <Loof> her rules
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I should
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
47:00 <Serenity> tempted to pop another bag of popcorn
47:00 <Loof> do eet
48:00 <Loof> how can popcorn taste so good yet be so good for you?
48:00 <Serenity> cause corn
48:00 <Serenity> nom
48:00 <Loof> when i got told popcorn is really good for you i was like no way
48:00 <Serenity> well its only good for you if you dont smother it in butter and salt
48:00 <Serenity> haah
48:00 <Loof> yeah true
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and like who doesn't do that?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only way to eat it 
49:00 <Loof> but i love my salty butter
49:00 <Serenity> mums type 1 diabetic she used to use put small amounts of salt on hers for a snack
49:00 <[Maverick]> I am going to the #melbourne reunion
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good lord
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot you were here when talk of that was going on 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> could be way scary
50:00 <Bastardly_One> has the potential for utter disaster
50:00 <Loof> b1 and maverick in the same place?
50:00 <Loof> i'm scared
50:00 <Loof> :(
50:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they decided this a couple of days ago 
51:00 <Serenity> was it real talk or just junkie wishes and dreams
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the together ones
51:00 <Bastardly_One> suprisingly
51:00 <[Maverick]> lol utter disaster 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like Krissy and shit
51:00 <[Maverick]> not on my watch cunt. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are you going for real?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was tempted ... that could be worth it alone
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the thought of us meeting amuses the life out of me
52:00 <Serenity> couldnt think of anything worse
52:00 <Loof> maybe irl you too would get along
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we would
52:00 <Loof> two*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> half my fans here and I would
52:00 <Serenity> lol no you wouldnt
53:00 <Loof> can i come and mediate?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you'd know if anyone would so 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> which floozies do you know Mav?
54:00 <Loof> i bet you two cant even remember why you started hating each other
54:00 <Loof> :P
54:00 <Loof> bury the hatchet
54:00 <[Maverick]> I have always disliked the fossil
55:00 <Serenity> ooo my soft drink is like half frozen
55:00 <Serenity> nom
55:00 <[Maverick]>  let it go let it go let it go 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so49WpSj9bo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let It Go - from Frozen (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) (Nov 14, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 222,874 views - 4,309 likes (98.3%), 75 dislikes (1.7%)
57:00 <Loof> fuck off voices
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
57:00 <Serenity> might go to bed n watch a movie soon
58:00 <Loof> mmm sleep
58:00 <Loof> i could use some
59:00 <Loof> it's always money money money, that keeps us all from being freeeeee
59:00 <Loof> song has been stuck in my head a week
59:00 <Loof> hate when that happens
02:00 <Serenity> ive had this in my head for days
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnC-zhRCGNg
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OH MY DAYUM - ORIGINAL!!! (Apr 5, 2013) 2:21 - Category: Comedy - 60,140 views - 440 likes (94.4%), 26 dislikes (5.6%)
03:00 <Loof> lol thats awesome
04:00 <Loof> i better not watch it again or the same might happen to me
05:00 <Serenity> its so addictive haha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 3am?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks*
06:00 <Loof> i know right
06:00 <Loof> sickens me
06:00 <Loof> fuck off time
07:00 <Loof> time never does what i want
07:00 <Loof> when you're bored it drags
07:00 <Loof> when you're having fun it flies
07:00 <Loof> it's a cunt
07:00 <Serenity> my sleeping patterns have been fucked
07:00 <Serenity> i need to sort it out schools back next week
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't say I'm having fun or totally bored either ... but it seems way earlier
08:00 <Loof> i'm having fun tonight, zac and Lan are safely elsewhere
08:00 <Loof> house to myself
09:00 <Loof> why aren't i naked
09:00 <Loof> ?
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Loof> oh yeah that would disgust me i forgot
09:00 <Bastardly_One> alone and straight ... you must be going nuts
09:00 <Loof> i cant believe i'm not
10:00 <Loof> its bizzare
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh? good then
10:00 <Loof> my voices are taking advantage of the situation too and trying their hardest to break me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My son is supposed to come up today
11:00 <Loof> but i will prevail :D
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am more than willing to lay money on the fact the lazy cunt won't
11:00 <Loof> nice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll believe it if I hear a call he's at the station
11:00 <Bastardly_One> laziest cunt on earth
11:00 <Loof> give it time man
12:00 <Serenity> apple doesnt fall far from the tree etc
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not wrong
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's scary considering I've not been there ... he's worse as he's got some of his mother's stuff as well
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's like looking in a mirror at 20 at times
14:00 <Loof> does he blame you?
14:00 <Loof> for not being there?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets it 
14:00 <Loof> cool
14:00 <Loof> awesome
14:00 <[Maverick]> that's why you will never get that call. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they like to lay the blame on her mother but I've not go to the 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> your mother is a mental unit part yet :P
15:00 <Loof> dont
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah trust me 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not the wisest place to go 
15:00 <Loof> i'm telling you if you start that shit it will be the end of it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> somethings are better left alone unless he provokes me into more elaboration
15:00 <Loof> even if it's all true
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that
15:00 <Loof> ah sorry
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she still has a lot to answer for but that's not my place to say so either 
17:00 <Loof> in fact dont even let him do it
17:00 <Loof> if he starts about her
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it won't cross his mind trust me 
17:00 <Loof> cool
17:00 <Loof> defend the bitch
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been brainwashed by his blameless mother and it's been transfered onto her mother
17:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me 
18:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/S6NWB9T.jpg
18:00 <Loof> mean
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I sorta sniggered though
18:00 <Loof> i like him
19:00 <[Maverick]> sracist
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why it's touchy with me too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like MJF
19:00 <Loof> same
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hating this soccer game though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I am soooooooooooooo shit
20:00 <Loof> bet i'm shitter
20:00 <Bastardly_One> against the AI I'm fine ... soon as I play someone online ... pffffft
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just played some kid that I bet was about 10 and got slaughtered
21:00 <Loof> how can you compete with someone who plays every waking moment like couleurs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he seriously won't buy more games you know
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he was like that with his PS3
21:00 <Loof> man i'd love to be like that
22:00 <Loof> carefree
22:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I just can't do it like him and simba can 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> simba sits on it a fair percentage of his life too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> imo
22:00 <Loof> i've got a secret
22:00 <Loof> i was like that with WoW
22:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Loof> so i quit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it relaxes me so I tend to play it in these kind of hours
23:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I was like that with a text based online thing I do 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think most net and gaming people possibly have
24:00 <Loof> yeah
24:00 <Loof> i seem to game fuck all these days
24:00 <Loof> maybe i'm growing up
24:00 <Loof> less than half an hour a day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing good has came out and you're worse than I am for your games having shelf life
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you move on and don't go back 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Feb and March look ok for releases
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I can think of two games you've only started and not gone back to 
26:00 <Loof> ?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> The Last of Us and FarCry4
26:00 <Loof> yep
26:00 <Loof> but theres more
26:00 <Loof> diablo etc
26:00 <Loof> cant think atm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the same but limited releases is making me go back to stuff
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that Fifa fries my mind 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> must be the concentrating business
27:00 <Loof> yep straightens you up\
28:00 <Loof> concentrating
28:00 <Bastardly_One> leaves me dense I know that much 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't straighten up right now if I tried
28:00 <Loof> lucky u
28:00 <Loof> :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm onto cloud 20002948292939283298373487349834349023932
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck cloud 9
29:00 <Loof> these little cunts have actually scared me off weed
29:00 <Loof> i should find them and thank them
29:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Loof> plants have just started to bud too fml
30:00 <Loof> figures
31:00 <Loof> might destroy them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who knows? tomorrow I might only have a few though ... this is the most of smoked in ages 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no real reason ... have had other shit to do 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight I've been bored out of my tiny little mind
32:00 <Loof> fear has stopped me being bored
32:00 <Loof> or trolling
32:00 <Loof> i just want peace atm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish this was real life and right now someone just walked up behind you and went "BOO!"
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Loof> i've had home invasions before where i was assaulted
33:00 <Loof> think thats whats making me overreact
33:00 <Loof> plus the schizo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I fear very little ... gonna be my downfall one day maybe
33:00 <Loof> i was like that before zac
34:00 <Loof> didn't give a fuck
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm cautious I suppose
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but no more than the usual person would be 
35:00 <Loof> i shouldn't have gone out there with a knife
35:00 <Loof> so stupid
35:00 <Loof> only made things worse
36:00 <Loof> it was just lemons
36:00 <Loof> last time i ever scream at anyone
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bullshit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> pot is bad
38:00 <Bastardly_One> should stay illegal
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Loof> cunt
38:00 <Loof> :P
40:00 <Loof> do u like reggae b1?
40:00 <Loof> i love eet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> very occassionally
40:00 <Loof> k
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't hate it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... *shrugs*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> itchy scars suck arse
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
52:00 <Loof> so does an itchy arse
52:00 <nate> fall on ya keyboard?
53:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <nate> blacksails season 2 is out 
54:00 <nate> 12 hours ago im a bit late
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck no
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes the mood of the place
55:00 <Loof> is mody pandas?
55:00 <Mody> yeh im pandas
55:00 <Mody> its josh hey
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just a complete knob though
56:00 <Loof> seems it
56:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One what did you do with yourself today?
56:00 <Loof> world could do with less like him
56:00 <Mody> you too Loof what did you do?
57:00 <Maurice> Jerome
57:00 <Loof> but there's so many
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cheers Maurice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Jerome
58:00 <Bastardly_One> explains a lot then
58:00 <Loof> ah that figures
58:00 <Loof> yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew it was one of those knobs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just not which one
59:00 <Mody> haha Maurice wrong
59:00 <Maurice> Doubt it
59:00 <Maurice> Fatty
59:00 <Mody> haha fatty
59:00 <Mody> talking about yourself again?
59:00 <Maurice> Always
59:00 <Mody> so Bastardly_One what did you do today?
59:00 <Maurice> I'm so obese I can seen from space
59:00 <Mody> so witty too
59:00 <Mody> classic act
00:00 <Maurice> Shut up chubster
00:00 <Loof> just ignore everyone on bigpond
00:00 <Loof> trust me
00:00 <Mody> do it Loof
00:00 <Loof> they either live with dumb parents
00:00 <Mody> do it proud
00:00 <Maurice> Loof has
00:00 <Loof> or are dumb themselves
00:00 <Maurice> He has 3 people he can see the text of
00:00 <Mody> says the one who has no job
00:00 <Mody> married a gook
00:00 <Loof> depending on who pays for their net
00:00 <Mody> out of wedlock
01:00 <Maurice> How can you marry someone out of wedlock LOL
01:00 <Mody> for someone to have such a hatred of an isp there is big problems up there
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
01:00 <Mody> easy
01:00 <ShadowLurker> umm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
01:00 <Maurice> You can't
01:00 <Maurice> Dickhead
01:00 <ShadowLurker> is dis cunt srs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm  indeed
01:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <Mody> ShadowLurker u fucking loser
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he is serious with all his bullshit sadly
02:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One hahahaha 
02:00 <Loof> its pretty funny though
02:00 <Maurice> You can have a child out of wedlock you can't 'marry someone out of wedlock'
02:00 <Loof> the patheticness
02:00 <ShadowLurker> um do you not know that wedlock is being married
02:00 <Mody> hahahahah
02:00 <Mody> u dumb cunts
02:00 <ShadowLurker> yes its us
02:00 <Maurice> ...
02:00 <Mody> paul
02:00 <ShadowLurker> out of every person in here
02:00 <Mody> big paul how are u?
02:00 <Maurice> PAUL
02:00 <Maurice> HEY PAUL
02:00 <ShadowLurker> were all wrong
02:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> jerome da junky is always right
03:00 <nate> wong james wong
03:00 <Mody> its junkie u dumb ass
03:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it amazing how people think a first name is some kind of power over you though?
03:00 <ShadowLurker> what a lost cunt
03:00 <Maurice> Oh he can spell junkie but doesn't know what wedlock is
03:00 <Maurice> Logic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it is if you allow it ... but I love it when people just say it like a threat
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yes cos noone knows me
04:00 <Shadowgate> yous are typing at 4am in the morning lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you can use it for the upper hand ... I'm guilty of doing that with people in here 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it works a treat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but only if you let it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but threatening like that is just hilarious
05:00 <Bastardly_One> HI PAUL!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> like OMG YOU KNOW MY NAME PLEASE DONT HURT ME!
05:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> hai guise
05:00 <Maurice> What is yous
05:00 <Loof> oh now it's "out" of wedlock
05:00 <ShadowLurker> yous isnt even a word
06:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> its not jerome loof you donkey
06:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's early for Maurice ... she can ban you for ages if you like
06:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> YOU DUMBARSES
06:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> its serenity
06:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oops?
06:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> rofl
06:00 <Bastardly_One> My excuse is I'm off my tree
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and spastic
06:00 <Loof> oh is that sez?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we know that
06:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> yes lol
06:00 <Loof> says yellow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
07:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> its an unfortunate ident loof
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did you bring him too?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dematerialised?
07:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> its just random when i join lol
07:00 <dematerialised> ?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> every cunt is coming back this week I swear
07:00 <dematerialised> I'm not back.
07:00 <dematerialised> You're still a shitcunt.
07:00 <MarriedOutofWedlock> not sure dematerialised was ever part of melbourne
07:00 <dematerialised> I'm updating nicks.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure I know that arse from anywhere else 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but okie doke
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
08:00 <Maurice> I'm being call a dole bludging slut by Moby
08:00 <Maurice> I wasn't aware I got benefits or regular sex :(
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tempted to ask Maurice to let it back in for fun
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but he get tiresome quick
09:00 <Loof> sorry sez i thought you were jerome
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly worth mocking
09:00 <sezz> hes being super ped atm
09:00 <Maurice> He's really creepy
09:00 <Loof> ew
09:00 <sezz> he keeps talking about our kids like a super creep
09:00 <sezz> its disgusting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who he is really acting like to me?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you said creepy?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same level of tard
10:00 <sezz> picard wouldnt talk about my kids like that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not your's he wouldn't
10:00 <sezz> probably someone elses lol but not mine
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the pedo shit he stoops to with me is pretty sick at times ... 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
10:00 <Maurice> Picard mentioned rape and my kids
11:00 <Maurice> I do not like
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes to pretty seedly levels right Maurice?
11:00 <sezz> shut up Maurice go be fat you no job having loser
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *seedy
11:00 <Maurice> I don't know what seedly means
12:00 <Maurice> YOU EAT MY BIG FAT SELF, YOU BITCH
12:00 <sezz> IM A LOSER ON IRC TELLING SOMEONE ELSE THEIR A LOSER FOR BEING ON IRC
12:00 <sezz> ph34r me
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Loof> oh god love it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *they're
12:00 <Maurice> THEY'RE
12:00 <sezz> wow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which makes it so much better
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Maurice> Yuck, I was him :S
12:00 <sezz> lets pretend i did that on purppse
12:00 <sezz> purpose
12:00 <Loof> i did it before
13:00 <Maurice> Porpoise
13:00 <Loof> happens to everyone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and nice to see the fat insult is still in the top ten here
13:00 <Loof> i like being called fat its funny
13:00 <Bastardly_One> with him even I'm fat ... it's about his best insult
14:00 <Loof> being fat is so easy to remedy
14:00 <Loof> that its laughable
14:00 <sezz> i love it when they call me fat lol
14:00 <sezz> its hilarious
14:00 <Bastardly_One> being fat is easy to fix ... being a retard is forever
14:00 <Loof> yep
14:00 <sezz> UR FAT SERENITY
14:00 <sezz> ok.. cool
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like you're ugly and old
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, thanks for the obvious
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'll always be fucked
15:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
15:00 <sezz> i may very well be fat but they are likely to be retarded forever
15:00 <ShadowLurker> you can fix fat
15:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant fix junkIE
15:00 <Loof> being fat is actually cured by NOT doing something
15:00 <Loof> eating
15:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure it's junky and junkies is plural
15:00 <Loof> how many things are fixed by inaction
15:00 <Bastardly_One> been dying to agrue that for weeks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because, well, I'm like that
16:00 <sezz> i like cake
16:00 <sezz> so what
16:00 <ShadowLurker> i like krispy kremes
16:00 <ShadowLurker> warm ones
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck!
16:00 <Loof> like how pieter thinks he's achieving something by being a skinny junkie
16:00 <Bastardly_One> greasy balls of dough
16:00 <Loof> then calls everyone fat
16:00 <ShadowLurker> eat a dick you poof
16:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting 
16:00 <sezz> not only calls everyone fat loof
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they're way too much
17:00 <ShadowLurker> ours are amazing
17:00 <sezz> but tells everyone that a celeb that fights against fat shaming is on his side
17:00 <Bastardly_One> way too much for moi
17:00 <ShadowLurker> eastern ones are
17:00 <sezz> lol
17:00 <ShadowLurker> these ones are better
17:00 <Loof> my god
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you are probably right ... the amount of US shit you two have told me you can get 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they're probably from the US
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking greasy disgusting balls of dough over here to me
18:00 <ShadowLurker> these ones are so light n fluffy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then again I'm only a very occassion with donuts and cakes and stuff anyway
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not a huge fan 
19:00 <sezz> theyre not something id buy often
19:00 <sezz> and i only like the original glazed
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs translate that into english if you want I cant be fucked
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounded like beehhh posted
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah when I say occassional ... maybe once every year or so?
20:00 <Loof> i sneak zac sweets sometimes but he always tells his mum lol
20:00 <Loof> she wont let him have any sugar
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend with a 6yr old who tells her off if they get unhealthy take out
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd much rather get subway or eat well at home
21:00 <Bastardly_One> little freak
21:00 <sezz> ive got 1 sweet tooth and one savoury
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she always thinks he's been swapped
21:00 <Loof> zac is so used to healthy stuff he can only manage a few lollies
21:00 <sezz> kids.. not me
22:00 <Loof> ah
22:00 <sezz> im not fat because im a fruit addict
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can give this kid a choice between something healthy and meh ... and something bad and yummy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll take the healthy option
23:00 <Bastardly_One> little freak totally
23:00 <[Maverick]> lol... subway is unhealthy as fuck.
23:00 <Loof> i was gonna say that
23:00 <sezz> its not that bad depends on what you get
23:00 <Loof> they used to put rubber in the bread
23:00 <Loof> in the US
23:00 <Loof> i read
23:00 <sezz> if you stay away from the creamy sauces and fatty cheeses its fine
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but to his age and the choice between supposed other choices
23:00 <ShadowLurker> of course they did
23:00 <Loof> i'll try find it
23:00 <sezz> i love the sweet onion sauce
23:00 <sezz> least fatty one there
24:00 <Loof> oh good they have stopped doing it: http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-02-06/subway-removing-rubber-chemical-from-bread
24:00 <[Maverick]> you can probably buy the same ingredients cheaper 
24:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish you could smell what im smellin mm mmmm mmmmmmm
24:00 <sezz> if you shopped at spudshed maybe
24:00 <ShadowLurker> oh my goodness
24:00 <sezz> sure as fuck not at coles when tomatoes are $8 a kilo
24:00 <ShadowLurker> oh my damn
24:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 fucking dollars?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> they goin ham
25:00 <[Maverick]> iga fruit and veg is cheap 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> iga is cheap?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> since when?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> last time b1 bought tomatoes they were a sixpence a pound
25:00 <Bastardly_One> over here they're the worse
25:00 <sezz> wouldnt shop at iga for vaggies if you paid me
25:00 <sezz> er veggies
25:00 <ShadowLurker> VAGGIES
25:00 <Loof> vaggies lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
25:00 <sezz> -_-
25:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome typo
26:00 <ShadowLurker> fruedian
26:00 <Bastardly_One> freudian also
26:00 <sezz> ill have 1 kilo of vaggies plz
26:00 <Loof> no saemon
26:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
26:00 <Loof> just no
26:00 <ShadowLurker> what
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no saemon ... that wasn't intentional I don't think 
26:00 <sezz> spud shed you can get a kilo of tomatoes for about $1.50
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he seriously meant to spell semen
26:00 <sezz> and they are delicious
26:00 <Loof> cant beleive he got rejected by hookers
27:00 <Loof> trying to buy vaggies
27:00 <sezz> is that donger still around?
27:00 <Loof> nah thank fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
27:00 <sezz> phew
27:00 <sezz> he was the worst
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he has new names here and there
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but when simba finds them he bans them
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lets hope he offed himself
27:00 <Loof> i think this place has gotten over the rough patch
27:00 <Loof> seems so
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've not seen one for a week or so
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's due for another new attempt soon
28:00 <Loof> it was hell though
28:00 <Loof> every cunt left
28:00 <ShadowLurker> no this place is still in the shitter
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh realy?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be joking
28:00 <ShadowLurker> its run buy a couple of fuckheads
28:00 <ShadowLurker> and full of trolls
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can name at least a dozen people I wish would fuck off for life
28:00 <sezz> lol i feel like that was my fault
29:00 <Loof> irc is addictive
29:00 <sezz> i thought the numbers would be back up seeming everyone told me i ruined this place
29:00 <sezz> but if anything theyre down more
29:00 <Loof> wasnt it just pieter saying that?
30:00 <Loof> or more people?
30:00 <sezz> pretty much anyone i banned haha
30:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no pissing in your pocket
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you held this place together
31:00 <sezz> i much prefer to be a normal chatter now
31:00 <ShadowLurker> im here to read the comments
31:00 <Bastardly_One> makes no difference to me 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll argue with you if you've a @ or not 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that :P
31:00 <sezz> i have my own kids to look after i got over having to babysit 50 others as well
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there is that 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but you had a knack no-one else seems to have of disolving shit if need be 
32:00 <Loof> sezz i think you'll enjoy it more without ops
32:00 <Loof> imo
32:00 <ShadowLurker> i only came to see what the hooha was about
32:00 <ShadowLurker> im not staying
32:00 <sezz> i wont hhang around like before
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what hooha?
32:00 <Loof> :(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the place is a mess
33:00 <ShadowLurker> turns out its the same shit that was going on when i left originally
33:00 <Loof> i couldn't handle ops
33:00 <Loof> it would corrupt me
33:00 <sezz> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that to sezz in  a pm
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like the day you two left
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that first 24hrs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but everyday since
33:00 <sezz> cant believe its been like 4 months lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> 4 months and nothings changed
34:00 <sezz> bet gremz balls are nicely plumped up now he finally got hold of it hahaha
34:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> brb!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> going to the Er
34:00 <Bastardly_One> think I just bit my tongue in half
35:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
35:00 <sezz> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> grudge? why yes it is 
35:00 <sezz> its the equivalent to someone trying to take ownership of the titanic after the captain bailed
35:00 <sezz> its pre cool but its not quite the same
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <sezz> and that bad boy is going down
36:00 <sezz> dunno why there would be a grudge
36:00 <sezz> it had nothing to do with him
36:00 <sezz> at all
36:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
36:00 <Loof> what happened?
36:00 <Loof> who's grem?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> aaaanyway
36:00 <ShadowLurker> enjoy the sinking ship
37:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
37:00 <sezz> not sure what happened, gremlinz seemed to make me leaving about him but im not sure how he managed it seeming i dont think ive ever spoken to the dude
38:00 <Loof> i've never even seen him speak
38:00 <Loof> just idle
38:00 <sezz> he doesnt
38:00 <sezz> he has this furious hate for me but I dont know why
38:00 <sezz> ive never ever spoken to him
38:00 <Loof> weird
38:00 <sezz> same as Maurice
38:00 <sezz> he hates her too but shes never spoken to him either
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the only real reason I can see he hates me is because I told you two of that hatred
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah *shrugs*
39:00 <Loof> does he have ops somewhere or something?
39:00 <sezz> hes an ircop
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ircop duh
39:00 <Loof> ah
39:00 <sezz> his balls just about exploded when i dropped my ops here
40:00 <sezz> weird lad
41:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously this place most nights is just one big pit of animosity
41:00 <sezz> wasnt it always that way? haha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone trying to talk civil or have an intelligent convo is arse kissing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
41:00 <sezz> though i heard an interesting rumour that lwaxana was spreading which i thought was cute
41:00 <Loof> i hate her
41:00 <Loof> so much
41:00 <sezz> apparently all i did was let the trolls run riot
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but so constant it's out of control
41:00 <sezz> .. i thought i did the opposite?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me here or pm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you just did 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you were?
42:00 <sezz> yeah lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooook then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you even stopped the hate of me when you got over your own hate
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so hardly
42:00 <sezz> first i heard of it but if thats what makes her feel better for being a snakey bitch then whatevs
42:00 <Loof> she banned me for two days for nothing
43:00 <Loof> nothing at all
43:00 <Loof> oh well
43:00 <sezz> she shouldnt even have ops in here
43:00 <Loof> agreed
43:00 <sezz> stebie is meant to be second in charge
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you need to be in this channel for a while to have ops in it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's for sure ... to see dynamics in action
44:00 <sezz> it wont ever change doesnt matter whos opping
44:00 <sezz> i was here a lot so i could stop some stuff but mostly it was the same
45:00 <Loof> i'm only just learning to handle irc
45:00 <sezz> best way to handle it is to remember theres nothing to handle
45:00 <sezz> these people aren't anything
45:00 <Loof> the whole people saying things through a keyboard they woudln't say to your face kills me
46:00 <sezz> do you think jerome would say the shit he says in pm about my kids to my face? i really doubt it
46:00 <sezz> and if he did he'd be knocked on his arse
46:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one name here right now that if this was real life I'd have all his assets by now
46:00 <sezz> hes a scrawny little nobody who has to say the things he does to make himself feel important. thats just sad
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd sue his arse from here to kingdom come
46:00 <Skirmish> Look at my screen, and B1 is being a victim. *sigh* oh man it gets old. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> guilty much?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said names fucktard
47:00 <Bastardly_One> back to idling
47:00 <sezz> not sure hes being a victim i can see me talking
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a pleasant conversation
47:00 <Skirmish> [04:43] <Bastardly_One> you even stopped the hate of me when you got over your own hate   <---- Poor victim B1. 
48:00 <sezz> those who matter dont mind and those who mind dont matter
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was it like that sezz?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> only to you fuckwit 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> now go back to idling and shut up
48:00 <sezz> im not getting involved in arguments lol
48:00 <Skirmish> There is no argument. Just a statement. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well as usual
49:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong
49:00 <sezz> im going to bed after i finish my water
49:00 <Bastardly_One> surprise eh?
49:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't need the extreme denial. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of denial ... you better look up the word and learn it ... you suffer it more tham most 
50:00 <Skirmish> lol 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *smirks at a paste*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I got your big cry in another channel
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious stuff
51:00 <Skirmish> Ok. 
51:00 <Loof> fuck being alone is awesome
51:00 <Loof> for a change anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
51:00 <Bastardly_One> read your pm
51:00 <sezz> not all the time, but sometimes its good
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and check that paste link
51:00 <amsy> dootdoot
51:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as fuck
51:00 <Loof> i didn't get one man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> read that 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
52:00 <Skirmish> You're the only one that hyper-ventilates over people pasting their conversations from other channels b1. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> monkey see monkey do Skirmish :)))))
52:00 <Bastardly_One> karma ... :))))))
52:00 <Skirmish> What's Karma? 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> when it happens in return
53:00 <Skirmish> If it's said in a public chat room, I expect it to be pasted around. As I said, you're the only one that gets upset about it happening. 
53:00 <sezz> karma karma karma karma karma chameleonnn
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, all I can say is ... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *lol*
53:00 <Loof> lol thats funny as fuck b1
53:00 <Loof> but he wasn't mad
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
53:00 <Loof> no way man lol
54:00 <Skirmish> lol you stooges. 
54:00 <Loof> he was FURIOUS
54:00 <sezz> what am i missing out on
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
54:00 <amsy> 10yo stuff
54:00 <Skirmish> Me being furious apparently. 
54:00 <sezz> ohh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish spends his time on here trying to belittle people
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and all I did was illustrate something 
54:00 <sezz> here i am looking at cheap asian kids clothes
55:00 <sezz> all oblivious
55:00 <sezz> its lovely
55:00 <Bastardly_One> stay oblivious ... it is afterall Skirmish so really not worth worrying about 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :)))
55:00 <Skirmish> amsy: It is a bit like 10yo stuff isn't it. *Hey check out this stuff he can't see! Let's lol about it and be the "in kids"*
55:00 <Loof> even at three kids judge each others clothes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hypocrite much Skirmish?
55:00 <Loof> i was wearing old shoes and zac goes "you're poor"
55:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you do that night after night 
56:00 <amsy> hahahaha
56:00 <amsy> zac!
56:00 <Loof> dunno which kid said it to him
56:00 <Skirmish> How is that hypocritic? Do you even make sure that you make sense before you hit enter? 
56:00 <Loof> but i made sure he has new shoes now
56:00 <Loof> no way i'm going to let him grow up in op shop clothes like my mum did lol
56:00 <sezz> Ant picked out chuck taylors for school this year
56:00 <sezz> pretty groovy
57:00 <Loof> nice
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have uniforms over there?
57:00 <Skirmish> Ethan just goes with the same shoes he's always gone with. 
57:00 <sezz> not for shoes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ok ... school shoes over here
57:00 <Skirmish> His feet roll in and the inserts are more comfortable in them I guess. 
58:00 <sezz> ant just likes to be fashionable
58:00 <sezz> i hate his haircut atm he looks so wog
59:00 <Loof> kids are smart man
59:00 <Bastardly_One> muzza metro
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hate that look but yeah they seem to like it 
59:00 <Skirmish> I keep waiting for that time with Ethan ... he's just not interested though. 
59:00 <sezz> ants been like that since the day he was born lol
59:00 <Loof> naww
00:00 <Loof> zac just wants red everything
00:00 <Bastardly_One> communist
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> You give ethan a track suit that's the same colour top and bottom, he will wear them together. Kayla goes off at him. 
00:00 <sezz> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> "You can't go out in that! People will think we hate you! Go get changed. Here, let me find you something to wear."
01:00 <sezz> track suits shouldnt be worn in public
01:00 <Loof> :(
01:00 <Loof> they comfy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I had this feeling he was gonna say that 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> She buys him really nice jeans. He's just not all that aware of looks. 
01:00 <Loof> i'm to fat, old and married
01:00 <Loof> guess i've just given up
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Loof> like george
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... trackies you either don't care or really despise 
02:00 <Skirmish> That's terrible Loof. You should always take some pride in your appearance. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think it's an age thing
02:00 <Loof> i just hate belts
02:00 <Loof> and jeans and pants dont stay up without them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a belt for my belt
03:00 <Loof> guess i should gow an ass
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if I put any more holes in the fucker they'll be no belt left
03:00 <Loof> grow*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I got weighed on Fri
04:00 <Bastardly_One> less that I thought
04:00 <Loof> dwindling away
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only 1kg less but still
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 57kg is pretty fucking slim
05:00 <Loof> yep
05:00 <sezz> im gonna head to bed
05:00 <sezz> night guys o/
05:00 <Bastardly_One> night 
05:00 <Loof> night
05:00 <Bastardly_One> good seein' ya 
05:00 <beagle> http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_73260.html?vip=15670&utm_source=YGfacebook&utm_medium=WebsiteC&utm_campaign=FB_15670
05:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I want a chicken burger
06:00 <Loof> omg that sounds awesome
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am addicted to these nukeable chicken burgers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> like baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
06:00 <Loof> i actually even like the nukeable beef burgers too
06:00 <Pieter> bums
06:00 <Loof> that fake cheese is so awesome
07:00 <Loof> starting to feel like these little fuckers aren't coming back
07:00 <Loof> phew
09:00 <Loof> simpsons references
09:00 <Loof> how two decades ago
09:00 <Loof> Skirmish has quit (Quit: I finally worked out how to best describe chatting on irc. It's like logging into a chat room where 90% of the people are Ralph from The Simpsons and they have eaten all their crayons for the day and starting on the glue.)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be great
11:00 <Bastardly_One> when it's stood long enough to eat
12:00 <Loof> seperate the buns
12:00 <Loof> cools quicker
12:00 <Loof> but they also get hard if you leave them too long
12:00 <Loof> hate that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah these have a habit of doing that really quick 
13:00 <Loof> ah damn
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 mins seems the right time
13:00 <Loof> yeah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hah .. speaking of semen
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hi saemon
17:00 <Loof> like from the nick you can tell to ignore this one instantly
18:00 <Loof> oh it's saemon
18:00 <Loof> no wonder
18:00 <Mol> huh? whose saemon?
19:00 <Mol> i have no idea what yous are talkin about
20:00 <Loof> sorry Bastardly_One, but i'm really enjoying smoking inside :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Loof> reminds me of the old days
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a dessert bong
20:00 <Loof> nice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or three
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Loof> i mean cigarettes though, i only wish i had weed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously don't go that hard anymore
21:00 <Mol> whose seen taken 3 yet?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't interest me that much usually
21:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight I just felt like going stupid
21:00 <Loof> i game better off it
21:00 <Loof> i have to admit
21:00 <Loof> hate to admit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I get bored of being *this* wasted
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I will ever be bored of getting stoned
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but this wasted everyday would achieve nothing
22:00 <Loof> south park said it best
22:00 <Loof> "weed makes you ok with being bored"
22:00 <Loof> but is that so bad
23:00 <Loof> they say most of mans problems are caused by his inabillty to just sit in a room by himself
24:00 <Loof> so i dunno
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that time of the day where I don't care I think 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> brain d-e-a-d
24:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> lucky u
25:00 <Loof> i'm fully alert
25:00 <Loof> eyes wide open
25:00 <Loof> wired
25:00 <fp> 'taken 3 makes taken 2 look like taken 1'
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm awake but the mind just is too lazy to put any effort into it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not hit my wall yet
26:00 <Loof> i swear my wall is made of paper
26:00 <Loof> stay awake one minute past it and i miss it
26:00 <Mol> wats everyone doin tomoro
26:00 <Mol> for australia day?
26:00 <Mol> aka 'invasion day' for the boongs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> saemon ... what are you doing?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> having a shower?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my bad ... you sleep in your own piss
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so highly unlikely
27:00 <Loof> rofl
28:00 <Loof> did you see that pic of his floor covered in garbage?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he showed one of this junk food fest and his mattress is ash colour
28:00 <Loof> that blew my mind
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so dirty
28:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> and for a while he was blaming it on being in a wheelchair
29:00 <Loof> remember that
29:00 <Loof> what happened to the wheelchair?
29:00 <Mol> forgive me if im not some fucken faggot whose OCD about being super neat and tidy ok
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that would still be going on except he busted himself
29:00 <Loof> did he get healed by god?
29:00 <Loof> i see
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he ranted about work for the dole one night and busted his arse
30:00 <Mol> only chicks are that fussy about cleanliness
30:00 <Mol> and fags
30:00 <Loof> pml
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's just admited who he is 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and going off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, attempting to
30:00 <Mol> Bastardly_One u got it all wtong
30:00 <Mol> wrong
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Mol> i got forced to work for the dole
30:00 <Mol> because in a wheelchair i was still considered able to do work
30:00 <Mol> seek employment that doesnt require the use of legs
31:00 <Mol> my centrelink case officer to me to apply for telemarketing jobs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up ... your story was busted months ago 
31:00 <Mol> data anylisys
31:00 <Mol> analysis*
31:00 <Mol> etc
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna ask her to ban ya 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's usually her final ping out for the night
31:00 <Mol> btw
32:00 <Mol> serenity hates you.
32:00 <Mol> so does shadowlurker.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor is?
32:00 <Mol> they just admitted to me and in the past
32:00 <Mol> they've been civil to you in a 'keep a close eye on enemies' sorta way
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I repeat ... I am supposed to care why exactly?
33:00 <Mol> you're responding. reveals what you care somewhat.
33:00 <Mol> lol
33:00 <Mol> ownt.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if you say so you poor little no hoping spastic
34:00 <Mol> the moment i mentioned serenity and shadowlurker in regards to you, you suddently acknowlegde me right away
34:00 <Mol> can't deny this. lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> are boring so I'm multi tasking 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun talking to yourself
35:00 <Bastardly_One> might wanna play with your WWE dols
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *dolls
35:00 <Loof> WWE dolls
35:00 <Loof> u serious?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he has them
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> and i thought pandas was a manchild
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not to collect mind you
36:00 <Loof> oh shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> to actually play with
36:00 <Loof> not to play with
36:00 <Loof> .
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if he collected them then yeah fine I guess
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but he buys them to play with them
36:00 <Loof> he actually admitted it?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how else would I know?
37:00 <Loof> my god
38:00 <Shadowgate> Loof is typing at 5 :#0 am lol
38:00 <Loof> i actually ditched one of my friends once after he showed me his toy room
38:00 <Shadowgate> bastarldly one typed at 5:30 am lol
38:00 <Loof> i dont get collectors
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadowgate typed at 5:3am!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> morning dickhead 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a friend of mine for 20 yrs
39:00 <Mol> oh gawd
39:00 <Mol> <Bastardly_One> morning dickhead 
39:00 <Mol> your attempts at appearing close to someonw
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he collects Star Wars, WWE and dr Who
39:00 <Mol> by swearing at them
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not my thing but yeah 
39:00 <Mol> is so lame and cringeworthy Bastardly_One
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no fuckstick I think shadowgate is a dickhead
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but unlike you ... I can put up with im
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *him 
40:00 <Loof> shadowgate is fucking braindead but harmless
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the only thing cringe worthy here rn
40:00 <Mol> and i am harmful am i?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so 
40:00 <Mol> wow, i take that as a compliment loofymon
40:00 <Mol> :D
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you might as well take it off ignore if you're bored Loof
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's insulting you
41:00 <Loof> nah man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> me personally? cbf'ed with it 
41:00 <Loof> my ignore is my power
41:00 <Mol> um excusem moi jamie
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so gonna be a lot of silence or it talking to itself
41:00 <Mol> i am a person
41:00 <Mol> not an 'it'
41:00 <Loof> k
41:00 <Loof> i have other channels so let the little baby bitch go for it
42:00 <Mol> lol oh he still so butthurt
42:00 <Mol> so much hate still burns in his heart for me :")
42:00 <Loof> i'm just happy i've made it mad :D
42:00 <Loof> my work is done
42:00 <Mol> lol
42:00 <Mol> if only he can see the truth
43:00 <Loof> easiest job ever
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no wonder it's dead in the american chat I chat in 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Superbowl play offs time 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah
45:00 <Loof> oh shit
45:00 <Loof> guess i wont be playing bf4 with vio then
45:00 <Loof> fuck
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or close to it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of switch off when it comes to NFL like you do when I talk soccer with others
46:00 <Loof> all sport
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in your case ... yep
47:00 <Loof> except boxing
47:00 <Loof> i can watch that
47:00 <Loof> not mma though
47:00 <Loof> seems a bit gay
47:00 <Bastardly_One> man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all these shit musos
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and tin foil hat wearers keep adding me on twitter
47:00 <Bastardly_One> freaks
47:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think every shit rapper in the US has tried to add me by now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be any left surely
48:00 <Loof> i'm new to twitter and not liking it at all
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I use it for news specifically
48:00 <Loof> yeah that bit i like
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's no good for social networking at all I don't find
49:00 <Loof> just all these people i dont know adding me
49:00 <Loof> agreed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> some people do ... but I don't
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I use it as a point of reference for a lot of stuff
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like I might see a news twit and follow it up kind of thing
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it though
49:00 <Loof> yeah same
49:00 <Bastardly_One> news only really
51:00 <Bastardly_One> strange ... I got followed by this american activist called adam kokesh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty famous in his own right 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... that surprised me enough and then I thought ... I
51:00 <Bastardly_One> will see if he really uses this or it's not some dumb arse he pays
52:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like the dude sits on there
52:00 <Bastardly_One> which I kind of found cool as we've had some great message discussions since
52:00 <Loof> one of my fav reggae artists is on my fb friends :D
52:00 <Loof> kevin kinsilla
52:00 <Loof> from 10 ft ganja plant
53:00 <Loof> haven't had the guts to talk to him yet though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of them actually even though reggae isnt my thing
53:00 <Loof> cool
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just say something that's not too gay like
53:00 <Loof> i'd find it hard not to kiss his ass constantly
53:00 <Bastardly_One> really like your music and dont expect you to respond to this, etc
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no more PS for the morning
56:00 <Bastardly_One> now what?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw the time and thought it might be smart to try wind down the mind some more
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously feels a lot earlier ... like 3am or something
56:00 <Loof> yeah it does
57:00 <Loof> time has flown tonight
57:00 <Loof> i've had heaps of fun
57:00 <Loof> mostly
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just because you're not looking over your shoulder all the time
58:00 <Bastardly_One> know why I don't give you shit about pot smoking all the time?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, I would in your shoes
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'd be an anxious wreck
58:00 <Loof> man you know what the main problem is?
58:00 <Loof> you wont believe this
58:00 <Loof> but i actually really love the bitch
58:00 <Loof> it sucks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> duh 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Captain Obvious
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> because heaps of people have shown you available options
59:00 <Bastardly_One> when it won't really compromise time with zack
59:00 <Loof> yep
00:00 <Bastardly_One> plus it's a comfortable and predictable rut
00:00 <Loof> yeah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> which is sometimes better than unpredictable stuff
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get it 
00:00 <Loof> like i'm enjoying the peace
00:00 <Loof> but at the same time missing her
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be dancing naked
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> rolling around in food on the floor or something
01:00 <Loof> like saemon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but you get the idea
01:00 <Loof> yeah
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be what did my ex and I in 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> same sort of shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a free spirit but I never stray ... stfu and stop telling me what to do and it'll be fine
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *SMASH*
02:00 <Loof> like i've never found her physically attractive, but something made me fall in love with her instantly
03:00 <Loof> it's the weirdest thing thats happened to me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a couple of females I'm like that with 
03:00 <Loof> its bizzare
03:00 <Bastardly_One> totally not for me by looks but yeah the click and chemistry is fucking amazing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I try not to overthink those things too much 
04:00 <Loof> i sensed her before i even saw her
04:00 <Pieter> bums
04:00 <Loof> in the psych ward
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes we know you like bums Pieter
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Loof> pieter will never be able to keep a woman
05:00 <Bastardly_One> of course not
05:00 <Loof> in ten years time he'll be all alone
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he likes the dick
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he so better not of been asked to this reunion thing
05:00 <Loof> soon he'll be too old to start a family which makes me happy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or I really will have to show
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm negative
06:00 <Loof> at least he'll never breed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> look at old cunts that impregnate young ladies
06:00 <Loof> yeah he probably will get some teen bitch on meth
06:00 <Loof> never thought of that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> won't need to worry though
06:00 <Loof> but she wont stay
06:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently there's a 2 min vid 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> of him not being able to keep it up anyway
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so the story goes
07:00 <Loof> oh yeah he cant even physically breed
07:00 <milk> too much drugs
07:00 <Loof> flacid wang
07:00 <Loof> i saw it
07:00 <Loof> never quite recovered
07:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way milk is going through a sane patch
07:00 <Bastardly_One> morning milk
07:00 <milk> thankyou Bastardly_One, good morning to you too
08:00 <Loof> its funny how pieter calls people bums when he's never had a job
08:00 <Loof> cracks me up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's tried to get a reaction with it twice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I let it slide
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then trying half an hour later I got bored?
08:00 <Loof> even on irc he's like the only one who's never worked
08:00 <Loof> it's hilair
08:00 <Loof> yet he calls people bums
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he has been consistently fucked since the inception of this channel almost
09:00 <milk> staying power
09:00 <Loof> as if pieter could even hold down a job as a cleaner
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't believe it on my return
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was like he hadn't changed or matured or ... or anything
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just the same exact ... no hoper seems even too nice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but the same Pieter anyway
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was literally shocked for a sec
10:00 <milk> wish I had had the option of never growing up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I never will
10:00 <Loof> like you've worked for 20 years b1, he's never had a job and is calling you a bum
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I resigned myself to that in my 30s
10:00 <Bastardly_One> growing old is inevitable
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but growing old is optional
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes not even optional I believe
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just never gonna be an "adult" no matter how I try
11:00 <milk> hmmm
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was boring going on 50 yet going on 15
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's pretty much it ... I've learnt to accept it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was boring?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was born 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
11:00 <Loof> i'd like a harmless carefree childlike mentallity like couleurs or theriddler
11:00 <Loof> that would be awesome
12:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs is a man of mystery
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he has loads of shit to deal with 
12:00 <Loof> no he's simple as
12:00 <Loof> imo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not from what amsy tells me 
12:00 <Loof> she just wants to bone him
12:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different like I said hours ago 
12:00 <Loof> chicks think there's more to him than there is cause he's pretty
13:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he just wants to maintain a distance between chat and himself
13:00 <Loof> but he's just a little boy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> can you blame him?
13:00 <Loof> nope
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ... mid 20s
13:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe how many of you believe the 12 shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that just gets me everytime one of you believe it 
14:00 <Loof> i mean figuritively, i've never heard he's 12
14:00 <Loof> i thought 20s
14:00 <DoC> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he always says he's 12
14:00 <Loof> blatent manchild
14:00 <Loof> simpleton
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a set of stock answers for most shit 
14:00 <Loof> imo
14:00 <Loof> but he's good looking
15:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you get him talking but that's rare
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what he looks like at all 
15:00 <Loof> so chicks dig him
15:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know him as is 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt that nags me to play fifa all the time
15:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
15:00 <Loof> i wonder how much he knows about the world if thats all he does all day
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said he has a really good job apparently
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I've heard that from him 
16:00 <Loof> anyone can fluke a good job imo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know he works ... hence his is never here late
17:00 <DoC> B1 u have a job?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *he is
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep 
17:00 <Mol> <Loof> i'd like a harmless carefree childlike mentallity like couleurs or theriddler
17:00 <Mol> <Loof> that would be awesome
17:00 <Bastardly_One> part time for about another week
17:00 <Mol> um, helloooo?
17:00 <Mol> thats me right there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> then the contract ends
17:00 <DoC> what kinda job b1
17:00 <Loof> if you're willing to kiss ass you can go far in this world
17:00 <Mol> im all about hakuna mutata
17:00 <Loof> i refuse
18:00 <Bastardly_One> DoC, data entry for a US hotel chain
18:00 <Mol> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> got it through a friend that works for them 
18:00 <Loof> who does data entry?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> can only work certain hours in the late morning and afternoon too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> these guys do apparently
19:00 <Loof> also greed will get you far i've noticed
19:00 <Loof> i remember when greed was a bad thing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> been doing that since the end of Nov and end the end of this week
21:00 <Loof> ok i'm missing part of the convo with someone obviously
21:00 <Loof> i confuse
21:00 <Loof> brb
22:00 <Mol> loof welcome to reality buddy
22:00 <Loof> amsy thinks if someone has a good job they're automatically smart
22:00 <Loof> and if you dont have a job you must be dumb and or crazy
22:00 <Loof> dont know why she even talks to me lol
22:00 <DoC> just like B1 Loof?
23:00 <Mol> ^
23:00 <Mol> ^^
23:00 <Mol> ^^^
23:00 <Loof> i wish she didn't
23:00 <Mol> rofl
23:00 <DoC> B1 got a job to stay on irc 24/7 and pedoin kids
23:00 <Mol> lol
23:00 <DoC> old fat fuck
23:00 <DoC> anyway brb
24:00 <Mol> Bastardly_One is bald as well
24:00 <Mol> ugly bald old rat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> get bombed by a US drone you stupid cunt DoC
24:00 <Bastardly_One> for those not in the know he's Paki
24:00 <Mol> wtf O_o
24:00 <DoC> we'll sent a drone in ur asshole B1
24:00 <Loof> look at skirmish
24:00 <Loof> he has a good job
24:00 <DoC> dont worry B1 
24:00 <Mol> <Bastardly_One> get bombed by a US drone you stupid cunt DoC
24:00 <Loof> yet is dumb as a turd
24:00 <Mol> he's trying to be funny again
24:00 <Loof> look at polititians
25:00 <Loof> who only got there through asskissing and priviledge
25:00 <Mol> <Loof> look at polititians
25:00 <Mol> *polititians*
25:00 <DoC> B1 is trying to be funny but whenever he tries to be funny he looks like a weak dumb faggot
25:00 <Mol> and he's calling other people domb.
25:00 <Mol> dumb*
25:00 <Mol> lol
25:00 <DoC> LOL Mol
26:00 <Mol> rofl
26:00 <DoC> B1 where do u work?
26:00 <DoC> cleaning garbage?
26:00 <Mol> msg that to him in main for me DoC
26:00 <Bastardly_One> from home obviously dickhead 
26:00 <Mol> loof has me on ignore
26:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One you old pedo cunt
26:00 <DoC> which one Mol?
26:00 <Mol> <Mol> <Loof> look at polititians
26:00 <Mol> <Mol> *polititians*
26:00 <Mol> <Mol> and he's calling other people dumb
26:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One been cleaning up shit from his own asshole
26:00 <DoC> dickhead what u working from home?
26:00 <Mody> so has Loof
27:00 <Loof> oh jerome is back
27:00 <Mody> another drug fucked spastic on D$P
27:00 <Loof> hide your meth pieter
27:00 <Mody> Loof pretends he has ppl on ignore like Pieter
27:00 <DoC> [19:26] <Mol> <Mol> <Loof> look at polititians
27:00 <DoC> [19:26] <Mol> <Mol> *polititians*
27:00 <DoC> [19:26] <Mol> <Mol> and he's calling other people dumb
27:00 <Mol> its politicians
27:00 <Mody> DoC tell Loof i wonder how his kid is doing
27:00 <Mody> and peaches
27:00 <DoC> yup "Politicians"
28:00 <Mody> he married viet dog that beats him up LOL
28:00 <Mody> he has to get slow release shots 
28:00 <Mody> had to quit alcohol or go back to mental home
28:00 <Mody> what sort of wife gives you those choices
28:00 <Mody> she called mental home on him had him deported
28:00 <DoC> B1 was hired as a school teacher but his fat ass got kicked because he raped a kid
28:00 <Mody> for being a drug fucked idiot on cones and alcohol
28:00 <Mody> b1 is a loser
28:00 <DoC> what a stupid pedo cunt u are b1
28:00 <Mody> no job nothing
28:00 <Mody> dumb old pedo cunt
28:00 <Mody> 50 year old sad case
29:00 <Mol> also tell loof that he is a coward pussy with no balls for not defending his son when a stranger tried to molest his son at the park
29:00 <DoC> Mody the better words are "Old Fat Pedo Cunt"
29:00 <Mody> he's a pussy
29:00 <Mody> coward
29:00 <Mody> complete pedo cunt
29:00 <Mody> loof was trying to get 12 year old girls off here
29:00 <DoC> [17:29] <Mol> also tell loof that he is a coward pussy with no balls for not defending his son when a stranger tried to molest his son at the park
29:00 <Mody> i have proof
29:00 <Mody> just search loof pedo on google ull find it if u look hard enough
29:00 <DoC> I agree B1 is a pussy
29:00 <Mody> logs of me and afew ppl i know posing as young girls baiting loof
30:00 <Mody> afew years ago
30:00 <DoC> B1 wants to be an operator of this channel
30:00 <Mody> loof admitted to wanting to fuck underage girl at footscray
30:00 <Mody> b1 wants to be asd
30:00 <DoC> yeah Mody
30:00 <Mody> b1s best choice in life
30:00 <DoC> but asd wont accept gays
30:00 <Mody> b1 make many threats to me
30:00 <Mody> say he gunna fuck me up say he gunna give my young smart ass head a "beating"
31:00 <Mody> ill pay the old pedo a visit when i go down vic soon. see if he shows his head
31:00 <DoC> asd are okey, i'm sure they dont need any old fat retard in their staff
31:00 <Mody> this place might be full of old peds and retards on D$P but not all the oldskool austnet is dead and gone yet
31:00 <Mol> when Bastardly_One says he's gona "beat you up"
31:00 <Mody> asd are fine. its the chan ops thats the problem
31:00 <Mol> he actually means "beat you off"
31:00 <Mody> they are the problem on austnet
31:00 <DoC> B1 abused Bonny too because of jealousy
32:00 <Mody> bonny is weak but she's nice
32:00 <Mody> i dunno why she dont zline that faggot
32:00 <DoC> bonny got an O:line and b1 gets jealous of it
32:00 <DoC> B1 dont want to see bonny in asd or as oper
33:00 <Mody> hahahahahaha
33:00 <Mody> he's a dumb old cunt
33:00 <Mody> 50 year old
33:00 <Mody> has a kid he doesnt even know
33:00 <DoC> yeah dude
33:00 <Mody> he's beyond sad
33:00 <Mody> anyone who get addicted and turn retard off marijuana is worse than a heroin/ice addict
33:00 <DoC> B1 agree on sucking cocks for getting an O:Line
33:00 <Mody> because weed is such a pussy drug
34:00 <DoC> B1 uses his shit as a drug
34:00 <DoC> he mixes his shit in ciggerate n smoke it
34:00 <Mody> DoC if you ever come to australia you will see that the weakest ppl on welfare and saying their lives are fucked are all cone addicts
34:00 <Mody> all marijuana losers
34:00 <DoC> we have a video of u b1
34:00 <Mody> I been smoking pot since i was 12 year old, i never had one problem from weed in my life
34:00 <Mody> b1 is 50 he still blaming pot for his fuckups
35:00 <DoC> Mody, cocaine used by majority people there?
35:00 <Mody> no way
35:00 <Mody> alcohol is
35:00 <DoC> alcohol is fine
35:00 <Mody> alcohol is not fine
35:00 <Mody> if u abus eit
35:00 <DoC> alcohol is used everywhere 
35:00 <Mody> but not even b1 abuse alcohol
35:00 <Loof> i dont get how pieter and jerome turned out so fucked up despite priviledged upbringing
35:00 <Mody> he pick a pussy drug like marijuana to blame on himself
35:00 <DoC> majority in the world uses alcohol 
35:00 <Mody> hahahaha Loof you got a half asian baby
35:00 <Loof> it must require a lot of spasticity
35:00 <Mody> to a girl that hates u
36:00 <Mody> u dont have a job
36:00 <Mody> u dont have any education
36:00 <Loof> why did stebie turn out ok?
36:00 <Loof> oh meth and heroin
36:00 <Loof> i forgot
36:00 <Mody> im half ur age im no kid im working fulltime LOL
36:00 <Mody> Loof LOL
36:00 <DoC> half asian baby?
36:00 <Mody> loofyyyyyyyyyyyy
36:00 <DoC> wtf?
36:00 <Mody> DoC his kid is half asian
36:00 <Mody> didnt u know?
36:00 <DoC> what do u mean by half asian man?
36:00 <Mody> Loof had a baby with a viet girl
36:00 <Mody> mail bride
36:00 <DoC> asian n african both?
37:00 <Mody> nope
37:00 <Mol> he cant get any girls here to be with him
37:00 <Mody> vietnamese
37:00 <Mol> coz hes such a loser
37:00 <Loof> pieter was sucking cock for heroin at 12
37:00 <Mody> she sent him to home
37:00 <Loof> forgot that bit
37:00 <Mody> many times
37:00 <Mol> only a desperate vietnamese chick in hanoi living in poverty
37:00 <Mol> wanting a green card to come live in australia
37:00 <Mol> wold be with loof
38:00 <Mol> once she becomes australia citizen, she would divorce his ass
38:00 <Mol> and bring over her real vietnamese husband
38:00 <Loof> whereas jerome was giving his ass away for free
38:00 <Mol> just wait n see
38:00 <Loof> so pieter wins i guess
39:00 <Mody>  i dont think u realise
39:00 <Mody> loof is pedo
39:00 <Loof> anyway coffee time
39:00 <Mody> coffeee time at 6a,
41:00 <DoC> b1 goes quiet
41:00 <DoC> he's just watching the chat now
41:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One has nothing to say
41:00 <Mody> he is an old pedo
41:00 <Mody> 50 years old life is only austnet
44:00 <DoC> lol
45:00 <DoC> B1 and joel can marry each other
45:00 <Mody> b1 and joel prob will
45:00 <DoC> that would be nice couple
45:00 <Mody> joel already got {Lee}
45:00 <DoC> joel = kuniva
45:00 <Mody> who he bashed
45:00 <Loof> jerome does homeless cock taste better after a taste?
45:00 <Mody> {Lee} is a half retard
45:00 <Loof> or did you suck the cock then get the heroin?
45:00 <Mody> ive never done heroin in my life idiot LOL
45:00 <DoC> joel n B1 is a good couple for gays
46:00 <DoC> they must get an award for the best couple of 2015
47:00 <Mody> lollll
49:00 <Loof> jerome you're not welcome in #420 sorry
49:00 <Loof> stoners only
50:00 <Mody> ohh no u kicked me from ur gay austnet room
50:00 <Loof> no junkies
50:00 <Mody> Loof i smoked more weed than u ever will and u 35 faggot lol
59:00 <DoC> LOL
59:00 <Bastardly_One> why take ecstacy and laxatives?
59:00 <DoC> [00:50] <Mody> Loof i smoked more weed than u ever will and u 35 faggot lol <=== LOL
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for shit and giggles of course!
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <DoC> fuck off Bastardly_One
01:00 <Mody> lol
01:00 <Mody> fuck of pedo Bastardly_One
01:00 <Mody> u old pedeo
01:00 <Mody> ur own son hates u
01:00 <Mody> faggot
08:00 <Loof> oh yeah Skirmish
08:00 <Skirmish> Yes Loof? 
09:00 <Loof> he's another one who proves you can be totally fucktarded yet still have a good job
10:00 <Loof> not everyone can be an asskisser though so as mensa says most people with high iqs actually have the crappest jobs
10:00 <Loof> i mean "[email protected]"
11:00 <Loof> what the actual fuck is that supposed to mean
11:00 <Loof> fucktarded like i said
12:00 <Loof> well i guess there's no amount of money that could get me to stare at a static picture on a screen all day
12:00 <Loof> so really it's not a good job
13:00 <Skirmish> lol time to go to bed mate. 
13:00 <Loof> what would just staring at a ship on screen with nothing happening all day every day do to your brain
13:00 <Loof> no stimulation at all
13:00 <Loof> it would turn you totally fucktarded, thats what
13:00 <Skirmish> That's not what I do. You're being silly Loof. 
16:00 <Loof> actually know what i'd rather do than stare at a ship all day?
17:00 <Loof> drink pieters aids blood
17:00 <Loof> Lol
17:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8xR07rBH4&feature=youtu.be    <---- That is pretty cool. 
17:00 <Loof> probably less harmful
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Leatherman Tread: 25 tools you wear on your wrist (Jan 22, 2015) 1:34 - Category: Science & Technology - views - 1,822 likes (98.9%), 20 dislikes (1.1%)
23:00 <Loof> man i swear all our education system just teaches people is how to bend over and take it up the ass hard all day long rather than anything useful
24:00 <Loof> just teaches you how to be a good little slave rather than the things you should know
24:00 <Mol> Skirmish
25:00 <Mol> hey yo skirmz
25:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Like what? What are people missing out on in their education? 
25:00 <Skirmish> Mol: Hello
25:00 <Mol> skirmz u there brou?
25:00 <Mol> ah
25:00 <Mol> ive got something to tell you
25:00 <Skirmish> Don't leave me hanging. 
26:00 <Loof> i could never quite master the buttcheek spread so i failed uni lol
26:00 <Mol> Skirmish i want to tell you that im gona rape your dad cunt
26:00 <Mol> butt fuck up up his rectum real good
27:00 <Skirmish> Ok. 
27:00 <Mol> i shall insert my penis up into his returm, thrust into an in and out motion until i finally climax in orgasm
27:00 <Skirmish> Loof: What about uni is the buttcheek spread? 
27:00 <Mol> and ejaculate me semen into his ass
27:00 <Skirmish> Mol: Sounds like you've got it all planned. You have fun with that. 
28:00 <Mol> ur not gona defend your father?
28:00 <Mol> wat kind of son are you
28:00 <Mol> coward
33:00 <Skirmish> I am sure my father can look after himself. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Have to love websites with online forms that don't work in place of actual contact details. 
22:00 <amsy> gross
23:00 <amsy> im watching nhl all stars game and the show of americanism and then the canadian and american anthem that they sing before every single games makes me feel sick
24:00 <amsy> people in the crowd with their eyes closed looking like they think theyre talking to god or someshit
24:00 <amsy> its laughable
26:00 <Ana_Ng> what's laughable is that you're watching that shit
27:00 <amsy> hockey is great
30:00 <amsy> they fire a cannon for every goal.
36:00 <Skirmish> lol @ the cannon. 
36:00 <Skirmish> I'm sold. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Why are there so many lumeah's?
39:00 <Skirmish> There are a lot of religious extremists in America amsy. They probably are thinking about god. 
42:00 <Ana_Ng> you just have muslims killing people in coffee shops
43:00 <Ana_Ng> do try not to be a total asshat and pretend that your country is free of religious zealots.
44:00 <amsy> lmao
44:00 <amsy> settle down
47:00 <amsy> i was talking about the over the top display of patriotism
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i know, i was referencing skirmish's nonsense
47:00 <Skirmish> We had a knob that just happened to be muslim in a coffee shop. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Also I was talking about christian extremism which America has a monopoly on. 
48:00 <Ana_Ng> and what does that have to do with patriotism shown at a hockey game
49:00 <Ana_Ng> wait i know
49:00 <Skirmish> 09:24 amsy: people in the crowd with their eyes closed looking like they think theyre talking to god or someshit   <---- 
49:00 <Ana_Ng> skirmish
49:00 <Ana_Ng> you realize that some of those people are canadian
50:00 <Skirmish> lol
50:00 <Ana_Ng> you're just a turd who has nothing better to insult the united states at any opportunity. frankly, it's quite obvious and boring.
50:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
50:00 <Skirmish> Is your surname Palin? 
50:00 <Ana_Ng> keep sitting on your ass. i'm guessing since it's monday morning you don't have a job
51:00 <Lumeah3> Lol... 
51:00 <Skirmish> wow. 
51:00 <amsy> haha oops
51:00 <Skirmish> I'm sitting at work on a public holiday! 
51:00 <Lumeah3> Yup! 
51:00 <Skirmish> She's a nutso. 
52:00 <chelle> wow lol
53:00 <Skirmish> There are religious groups in America re-writing school curriculum to remove any mention of the big bang theory or evolution .... but nah, no extremists in America. 
55:00 <Skirmish> See the trouble you cause here with your hockey games amsy! 
56:00 <Skirmish> How is your Australia day chelle? Wearing your Aussie undies? 
56:00 <chelle> i might go to dfo today
56:00 <chelle> and I'm not wearing any undies
56:00 <chelle> but i will before i leave
56:00 <Skirmish> Winner. dfo? 
56:00 <chelle> seems dreary out there
56:00 <chelle> direct factory outlet
56:00 <Skirmish> Overcast and raining in Newcastle. 
56:00 <chelle> yay shopping
57:00 <Skirmish> I am using today to look at job websites to see what else is going. 
57:00 <chelle> 21 possible morning shower Melbourne area
57:00 <chelle> Partly cloudy. Slight (30%) chance of a shower this morning, more likely over southeastern suburbs.
57:00 <chelle> which is where i live
57:00 <chelle> so poop
58:00 <Skirmish> If my son was older I would move to Melbourne. 
58:00 <Skirmish> I liked living in Vic as a kid. 
58:00 <chelle> I WANT SUNSHINE
58:00 <Pieter> come here without undies
58:00 <Pieter> its a common thing
58:00 <Pieter> cmon you can do it !
58:00 <Pieter> ill be your DFO
58:00 <Skirmish> :-/ 
59:00 <chelle> Pieter: sounds like your crack pipe is empty, please, have some more.
00:00 <Pieter> wtf
00:00 <Pieter> dont be a dick :/
00:00 <chelle> then don't be disgusting
01:00 <Pieter> pfft youre dissgusting
01:00 <Pieter> go jump off a bridge
01:00 <Skirmish> 09:58 Pieter: ill be your DFO   <------- Drug Fucked Offer?
01:00 <Skirmish> Pieter doesn't handle rejection well it seems. 
01:00 <chelle> Pieter: you told me to come to your house without underwear on, wraf?
01:00 <chelle> wtaf*
01:00 <chelle> a) I'd never come to your house, ever
02:00 <Pieter> alright already
02:00 <chelle> b) you're being feral, what did you expect?
02:00 <Pieter> i dont wanna hear it
02:00 <Pieter> i dont care
02:00 <chelle> then don't be fucking surprised
02:00 <Pieter> pfft im being feral
02:00 <Pieter> youre feral
02:00 <chelle> yes, I'm feral for being offended.
02:00 <Skirmish> Piet's trying to relive the glory days of irc where it was all gangbangs and drugs. 
02:00 <chelle> Totes makes sense.
02:00 <Pieter> freekin skanky
02:00 <Pieter> just shut it
02:00 <Pieter> you've taken it too far
03:00 <chelle> No, you took it too far
03:00 <Skirmish> You rejected him chelle. This is naturally what you should be subjected to now. 
03:00 <chelle> and now you're embarrassed 
03:00 <Pieter> i said shut it !
03:00 <chelle> so good for you
03:00 <Pieter> err
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <Pieter> righto
03:00 <chelle> maybe you'll learn something
03:00 <chelle> about not being disgusting to women
03:00 <Pieter> YOURE NOT A WOMAN
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <chelle> Then why did you just ask me over to your house?
04:00 <Pieter> its amazing what passes for women these days
04:00 <Fall> morning
04:00 <Skirmish> He will be telling you to swab your vagina with vinegar any second now.
04:00 <Pieter> and youre not one of em
04:00 <chelle> It really just makes you look bad saying that... given you asked me over.
04:00 <chelle> You realise that right?
04:00 <Pieter> Lumeah3: save me , this chelle actually thinks im serious about wanting her over
04:00 <Skirmish> You want a drug addict to be rational? You know that's not going to happen, right? 
04:00 <chelle> Oh now the backtracking
04:00 <Pieter> she just wont shut up about it :/
05:00 <chelle> "i wasn't serious lol"
05:00 <Pieter> SAAAAAAAAAAVE ME JEEEEEEBUS
05:00 <chelle> You and every other moron on here trying to get in my pants
05:00 <Pieter> it sounds like you need some more in ya cracky
05:00 <chelle> you're all "just kidding"
05:00 <Pieter> you keep going on n on n on n on n on
06:00 <Pieter> NOBODY WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS
06:00 <Skirmish> lol chelle that's how it's done! "Do you want to ya know ... do it? Only joking if your answer is no". 
06:00 <chelle> Sure.
06:00 <Pieter> A FUCKIGN ONE LINER DOES NOT = WANTING INTO YOUR PANTS
06:00 <Pieter> ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE SIZE 22
06:00 <Pieter> NOW SHUT IT !!!!!!
06:00 <Fall> bahaha
06:00 <chelle> Whatever you say, dear.
06:00 <Pieter> I really dont care 
06:00 <chelle> You don't care at all.
06:00 <Pieter> jesus :/
06:00 <chelle> Totally.
07:00 <chelle> That's why you're still here, telling me to shut up.
07:00 <Lumeah3> Well that will do it. Lol
07:00 <Skirmish> If you don't care Pieter, why are you still going on about it? 
07:00 <chelle> I care, obviously.
07:00 <chelle> But you don't .
07:00 <chelle> BAHAHAHAHAHA
07:00 <Pieter> well care in another way
07:00 <Pieter> i dont wanna hear it
07:00 <chelle> Maybe I'm the crackhead? Who knew
07:00 <Pieter> you've taken something that wasnt meant to be anything and taken it for a walk like a doggie
07:00 <Pieter> its freaky :/
07:00 <Lumeah3> He doesn't chelle sorry hun
08:00 <chelle> You're a deranged feral
08:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck is with all the Lumeah nicks? 
08:00 <Lumeah3> Lol irc.. M
08:00 <Pieter> and you seem exactly like kittylicious
08:00 <chelle> Hope you learnt something about it.
08:00 <Pieter> she too didnt know when to shut up
08:00 <Pieter> but then she weas the person who needed gear in her cracky
08:00 <chelle> I don't know who that is nor do I care
08:00 <Pieter> it was like a psychotic episode
08:00 <Pieter> where ya go on n on n on n on
09:00 <Pieter> youre acting identical
09:00 <chelle> and this is IRC, of course I'm going to go on and on and on.
09:00 <Pieter> :/
09:00 <chelle> Especially if it pisses you off.
09:00 <Lumeah3> Annoying isn't all i did was walk around my yard with my phone set on use wifi when available. 
09:00 <Lumeah3> Sorry 
09:00 <Pieter> it doesnt piss me off
09:00 <amsy> Pieter please...
09:00 <Pieter> its just sad :/
09:00 <Skirmish> chelle: The only way to understand this is to look at it from Pieter's angle. He is normal ... meth is healthy and good for you, and we're all the ones with problems. 
09:00 <Pieter> amsy: YOU PLEASE!
09:00 <chelle> You realise you're the person everyone feels sad for dude.
09:00 <amsy> i can't even tell you how many times ive looked in here and youre ranting to no one about nothing
09:00 <chelle> lol amsy 
10:00 <Pieter> chelle: then thats a fuck load of pity sex i get
10:00 <Skirmish> lol nek minnit he tells amsy to shut up.
10:00 <chelle> I'm a functioning adult, there's nothing sad about my life.
10:00 <Pieter> amsy: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
10:00 <chelle> Well, maybe my parents being sick, that's sad.
10:00 <Pieter> amsy: Have you called chelle nobody ?
10:00 <chelle> But other than that my life is pretty awesome.
10:00 <amsy> i was pretty clear in what i said
10:00 <Fall> lowl
10:00 <Pieter> then you need new eyes
10:00 <chelle> No one feels sorry for me, coz, my life isn't a pathetic joke.
11:00 <Pieter> cos you clearly cant see properly
11:00 <amsy> i can see fine thanks
11:00 <chelle> Except maybe today coz it's raining.
11:00 <Pieter> chelle: You sure know how to be an agressive twit .
11:00 <Skirmish> lol I love this irc belief that you are normal and EVERYONE ELSE has a problem. 
11:00 <chelle> You think this is aggressive? Holy shit
11:00 <milk> why bother
11:00 <milk> ?
12:00 <chelle> You should see me when I'm ACTUALLY angry hahah
12:00 <amsy> tea please
12:00 <Pieter> I rather not.
12:00 <chelle> It's I'd.
12:00 <Skirmish> amsy: Good choice. Kevin Rudd tea it is.
12:00 <chelle> English much?
12:00 <Pieter> spellcheck much
12:00 <amsy> ^.^
12:00 <chelle> amsy: how are you celebrating straya day over there?
13:00 <chelle> milk: coz it's fun.
13:00 <Pieter> yeh
13:00 <Pieter> IM FUN
13:00 <chelle> I never get to troll anyone anymore coz I grew up.
13:00 <Skirmish> I offended an American. I win at Australia Day.
13:00 <chelle> but I guess if they start me, why not succumb.
13:00 <amsy> well
13:00 <Fall> lols
13:00 <Pieter> i know chelle wants to have my babies
13:00 <Pieter> shes just scared to say it in here
13:00 <Pieter> :/
13:00 <chelle> Skirmish: that ana person?
14:00 <Skirmish> chelle: Yeah. 
14:00 <chelle> Skirmish: lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Is it true that you want to have Pieter's crack babies?
14:00 <amsy> we dont get a day off but my bf and i went to his sisters place (her husband is also aussie) and we had sausage rolls and lamingtons 
14:00 <chelle> amsy: nice!!!!
14:00 <chelle> Skirmish: first I'd have to become a crack loser and lose my mind. 
14:00 <amsy> and pav.... lmao
14:00 <chelle> yum I love pav
15:00 <chelle> we made a pav for xmas day
15:00 <Skirmish> chelle: nah! Pieter is totes awesome! The voices that get amplified by his drug addiction tell him so! 
15:00 <Pieter> you already are a crack head
15:00 <chelle> I whipped up the best cream
15:00 <Pieter> losing your mind , that comes soon enough
15:00 <Pieter> :/
15:00 <chelle> Skirmish: I think I should become a mental health nurse sometimes. There are so many people out there that could use my help.
16:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/00IEAbh these bad boys :')
16:00 <Skirmish> I envy your desire to help the unfortunate. I don't have the patience to do stuff like that. 
17:00 <chelle> sorry amsy but that just looks like cream!
17:00 <chelle> OMNOM
17:00 <chelle> Skirmish: someone's gotta help the crackheads
17:00 <Skirmish> I am not a pav fan, but they look nice. 
18:00 <Skirmish> chelle: I'd help them OD. 
18:00 <amsy> lol there wasnt that much cream
18:00 <Skirmish> Be done with the problem. 
18:00 <chelle> i love cream :D
18:00 <chelle> except it makes me sick
18:00 <Skirmish> Morning DemonsRun :) 
18:00 <DemonsRun> Morning!
18:00 <amsy> the meringue looks like cream i see that now lol
19:00 <chelle> yes it does!
19:00 <amsy> haha
19:00 <chelle> :D
19:00 <chelle> ooh I need to make eclairs
20:00 <chelle> maybe I should do that today whilst rainy
20:00 <amsy> yum
22:00 <Skirmish> My boring muesli bar tastes pretty ordinary with all this talk of yummy stuff. 
23:00 <Skirmish> The days I want pizza, nobody else does and the day I don't want pizza, everyone does. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Assholes
24:00 <Pieter> mister mister
26:00 <Skirmish> 10c from every pack goes to the RSPCA! Kevin Rudd tea is lovely on so many levels. 
27:00 <amsy> haha oh you werent kidding?
27:00 <amsy> kevin rudd tea!?
28:00 <Skirmish> Yes!  It was part of a competition that Twinings run. 4 Aussie celebs made a tea blend and then it was voted on. Kevin Rudd won!  The tea was only meant to be sold for a year but because it sold so well it's not a permanent product in their range. 
28:00 <amsy> hahaha wow
28:00 <amsy> ruddy know his tea 
29:00 <Skirmish> http://alexandriaemporium.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Kevin-Rudd-with-RSPCA-Rescue-Dog.jpg
29:00 <Skirmish> As part of the comp, all packs sold had a portion go to their recommended charity. Rudd's was RSPCA and they are still doing it. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Most people now probably don't know the backstory though and they just buy it cause it says it's Australian on the box. 
34:00 <DemonsRun> Shower time. Who's joining?
35:00 <Skirmish> I can't continue to torture myself, so I must decline. 
36:00 <DemonsRun> Torture yourself?
36:00 <amsy> might have to find some ruddy tea when im in aus
37:00 <Fall> I alwys thought KRudd to be a tea drinnker
37:00 <Fall> he's got that cool laid back kind of personality
37:00 <Pieter> iiiiii am
37:00 <Pieter> youuuuu are
37:00 <Pieter> we are all pooooooooooo heads
37:00 <Fall> I'd imagine he would do press conferences while sipping on a cup :)
37:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <Pieter> baby sippie cups ?
38:00 <Pieter> the ones we used to nibble on when we were 2 or 3
38:00 <Pieter> with those lids :))
38:00 <Pieter> oh wait they were boooooooooobs
39:00 <Pieter> mummy didnt wien me off her boobies till i was 7
39:00 <Pieter> nomnomnom
39:00 <Pieter> Kelevra: What age will you stop breast feeding your lil one ?
39:00 <Kelevra> I don't breast feed.. Never have
40:00 <Kelevra> Happy Australia day Pat
40:00 <Pieter> !!!!!!!!!! THATS SO UNMOTHERISH OF YOU !
40:00 <Loof> same to you :)
40:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck up Pieter 
40:00 <Kelevra> A lot of women don't choose to breast feed
40:00 <Pieter> was i talking to you DemonsRun ?
40:00 <Pieter> go crawl back under your rock
40:00 <Pieter> Kelevra: I know , I was being silly
41:00 <Pieter> do you breast pump ya milk ?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Don't start on someone's choice not to breastfeed
41:00 <Loof> zac was never breastfed
41:00 <Vagisil> Man
41:00 <Pieter> I wasnt starting on her ffs
41:00 <Vagisil> dragoncon hotels are already booked out
41:00 <Kelevra> Nah I wore breast pads and waited for it to dry up
41:00 <Pieter> not everyone is a troll like yourself
41:00 <DemonsRun> Lol me, a troll, rightom
41:00 <DemonsRun> -m
41:00 <Pieter> just wear those nipple cup things and beocme a stripper
41:00 <Kelevra> My milk came in a couple of months before she was born
41:00 <Pieter> =p
41:00 <Pieter> isnt that normal ?
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm not sure
42:00 <Pieter> me either
42:00 <DemonsRun> Normal, yes
42:00 <Pieter> i try to milk myself but i just moo 
42:00 <Pieter> :(
42:00 <DemonsRun> Mel I got milk at 20 weeks.
42:00 <DemonsRun> Its really normal lol
42:00 <Kelevra> Omg, its hell isn't it
42:00 <DemonsRun> Yes. So many shirts in one day
42:00 <Pieter> i dunno why but i love fresh mummy boobies
43:00 <Kelevra> Yeah and the stench
43:00 <Pieter> not the milk side but the boobs , they get sooo biggg and are more than a handful
43:00 <Kelevra> Women have it so sucky
43:00 <Pieter> I cant help but to love em 
43:00 <Pieter> =)
44:00 <Pieter> theres a cheap skate family that was on ACA and for birthday presents for the baby she asked females to donate their milk 
44:00 <Kelevra> Mine started leaking while I was doing the dishes, thankfully I had only women in the kitchen lol
44:00 <DemonsRun> I remember how much it hurt the days after Carter was born
44:00 <Pieter> so she doesnt have to use baby formula
44:00 <Kelevra> Was such an eye opener
44:00 <DemonsRun> I had no choice but to let it dry up 
44:00 <Kelevra> Yeah bubs didn't want my milk haha
44:00 <Pieter> pump pump pump pump pump it up
45:00 <DemonsRun> Carter tried but it wasn't easy.
45:00 <Kelevra> I'd imagine it'd hurt
45:00 <DemonsRun> I was in tears every feed so we switched to formula
45:00 <Kelevra> The words 'cracked nipples' gives me shivers
45:00 <Loof> zac never had breastmilk and he's healthy and beefy as
45:00 <DemonsRun> Mastitis lop
45:00 <Loof> :)
45:00 <DemonsRun> Lol*
46:00 <Loof> formula ftw
46:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its not worth the pain on top of having a baby but apparently natural birth is less painful afterward
46:00 <DemonsRun> Depends 
46:00 <DemonsRun> 1st was easy af
46:00 <DemonsRun> 2nd I couldn't walk for weeks
47:00 <DemonsRun> 3rd left me scared to do a lot of things .. I shouldn't have left the hospital when I did
47:00 <Kelevra> How long were you in with Carter?
47:00 <Skirmish> 10:44 Pieter: so she doesnt have to use baby formula  <---- That comment just highlighted how completely unaware you are. 
48:00 <DemonsRun> 29 hours of induced Labour, then 2 nights til I cracked the shits and discharged us both
48:00 <Kelevra> Loof: same as Angel, she's a little Pudge bubble haha
48:00 <DemonsRun> 3 nights*
48:00 <Kelevra> Omg 29 hours fook that
48:00 <DemonsRun> Was my longest
48:00 <Skirmish> Ethan's mother was being pumped full of drugs to induce her for 3 days. 
48:00 <DemonsRun> Ellie was 19 hours, Jackson was 14
48:00 <Kelevra> Did you feel like you'd pass out?
49:00 <Pieter> that was god telling you that you suck so he thought he'd put you through a bit of pain just to prove it
49:00 <Pieter> =)
49:00 <DemonsRun> Epidural babe. I felt nothing. Haha
49:00 <Kelevra> Lucky!
49:00 <Skirmish> Hai Nikky`
49:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish
49:00 <DemonsRun> Well I didn't have an epi with the 1st
50:00 <DemonsRun> But her birth was really easy
50:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/emohinstead/baby-got-milk-emoh-instead
50:00 <Kelevra> They just gave me the mask when I started to shake and tense up in pain, 15 minutes later there was a cone headed weirdo in a cot next to me
50:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
50:00 <Fall> bahaha
51:00 <DemonsRun> Carter got stuck, took them like an hour to get him out 
51:00 <Kelevra> She must've got stuck cause her head was so odd looking lol
51:00 <Kelevra> Were you conscious?
51:00 <DemonsRun> Yup, couldn't feel anything below my ribs
51:00 <Skirmish> I got to see what was on the other side of the curtain during a c section. 
52:00 <Kelevra> Far out
52:00 <Christopher> Morning
52:00 <DemonsRun> I reckon the 3rd was the worst 
52:00 <DemonsRun> I needed to push while they were putting the epidural in
53:00 <Nikky`> You have 3 kids DemonsRun?
53:00 <Kelevra> I've always wondered what a c section looked like
53:00 <DemonsRun> Yesm I do.
53:00 <Nikky`> lol all this time I thought it was just Carter 
53:00 <Kelevra> My scar was internal somehow
53:00 <Nikky`> I really need to pay more attention
53:00 <Kelevra> Like its not really huge on the outside
53:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: I assume there are pics on the internet. It's pretty surreal though. Organs moved out and resting on her chest. 
53:00 <DemonsRun> Lol I don't talk about them much Nikky` 
54:00 <DemonsRun> Oh EW
54:00 <Nikky`> Maybe not, lets go with that
54:00 <Kelevra> I saw a natural birth and I don't want to seem disrespectful but it was like a dog giving birth
54:00 <Kelevra> I felt sick
54:00 <Kelevra> =/
54:00 <DemonsRun> Never seen a dog give birth
54:00 <Kelevra> The internet is a really graphic place
55:00 <DemonsRun> That's for sure
55:00 <Kelevra> I dunno if it was the drugs or pain but in recovery I must've told Lee about five times to check my vagina
55:00 <Kelevra> Lol
55:00 <Kelevra> 'What's going on down there'
55:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
55:00 <Kelevra> I could feel something warm and thought I was bleeding
55:00 <Loof> great austrlia day techno trance
55:00 <Loof> just what i need lol
55:00 <Loof> fml
55:00 <Kelevra> And she goes 'you're pissing'
55:00 <Kelevra> Lmaooo
56:00 <DemonsRun> HahahahahahahahahHa
56:00 <Kelevra> I had a pee pee thingy in
56:00 <Loof> they didn't let me see the ceaser
56:00 <Kelevra> I was terrified to shit for days lol
56:00 <DemonsRun> Catheter 
56:00 <Loof> they had a sheet in the way
57:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
57:00 <Nikky`> I need a pee pee thing for early morning pees and not wanting to get out of bed, mainly in winter :P
57:00 <DemonsRun> Nope. No you don't.
57:00 <Kelevra> Omg that'd be the bestttt
57:00 <Loof> saemon bottle
57:00 <DemonsRun> Pulling that thing out hurts.
57:00 <Loof> with a funnel for the ladies
57:00 <Kelevra> It didn't hurt me but I was in quite a state at the time
57:00 <Slowmover> morning all
58:00 <Loof> morning fastmover
58:00 <Skirmish> http://drjennifermercier.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/babybirthc-section.jpg
58:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't look real. 
58:00 <Loof> how are you?
58:00 <Skirmish> Must have been the placenta I saw. 
58:00 <Kelevra> Noooooooo Skirmish if I see it I'll never recover lol
58:00 <Slowmover> great Loof and u?
58:00 <Nikky`> Well no, I don't want pain.. ok i'll get up to pee in winter mornings
58:00 <Kelevra> I kept my placenta
58:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: There's not much gore at all. 
58:00 <Kelevra> The drugs must've been epic
58:00 <Loof> not bad man, good to hear
58:00 <Skirmish> Some people cook and eat the placenta. 
59:00 <Nikky`> ewww
59:00 <Slowmover> hey Kelevra 
59:00 <Kelevra> I got my friend to bury it, I got really paranoid 
59:00 <Kelevra> Hey Eric x
59:00 <DemonsRun> You got to keep it?
59:00 <Skirmish> lol about? 
59:00 <Skirmish> Ethan's was donated to medical science research. 
59:00 <DemonsRun> My friend had hers made into capsules
00:00 <Kelevra> It was abnormal I had a condition called bradycardia, the placenta was almost the size of Angel
00:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k&feature=youtu.be
00:00 <Kelevra> They'd shown it to medical students
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Turkish man yelling "meow" at an egg (Jul 12, 2013) 0:03 - Category: Film & Animation - 178,500 views - 2,031 likes (99.6%), 9 dislikes (0.4%)
00:00 <Loof> oh man three nappy changes in half an hour lol
00:00 <Kelevra> Then asked if I wanted it so I said yes, I thought in my craziness they'd steal my DNA or something
00:00 <Loof> when will this boy go to the toilet
00:00 <Skirmish> How old is he? 
01:00 <Slowmover> lol Loof 
01:00 <Kelevra> I was balls deep off my head on pain killers lol
01:00 <Loof> oooh did they give you morphine?
02:00 <Skirmish> They don't give amphetamines during child birth. 
02:00 <Kelevra> Nah just gas to put me under, but I found myself foggy for days
02:00 <Kelevra> Then pain killers for afterwards
02:00 <Loof> ah damn i wanna know what morphine is like :P
02:00 <Skirmish> Take heroin. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Morphine is a single molecule of heroin. 
03:00 <Kelevra> I've had morphine for my pancreas many times
03:00 <Kelevra> Makes me vomit and sleep
03:00 <Loof> oh shit
03:00 <Kelevra> Its to give your body recovery time
03:00 <Loof> that actually doesn't sound fun
03:00 <Kelevra> But yeah that's when I've stints in the hospital when its been horrible
04:00 <Slowmover> ouch :/
04:00 <Kelevra> I kissed angel and she wiped my kiss off her face
04:00 <Kelevra> Little shit
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Slowmover> haha
04:00 <Kelevra> I LOVE YOU BITCH, LOVE ME BACK
04:00 <Skirmish> A chick I dated once took her son to the doctor with a split tooth that was causing him pain and she couldn't get into a dentist over the weekend and the doctor gave her a script for oral morphine liquid. 
04:00 <Loof> i bet she does
05:00 <Skirmish> Chemist wasn't too happy about honouring the script for an 8yo kid to go on unsupervised morphine. 
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah last night she had a fall and it was straight to me she went
05:00 <Loof> nawww
05:00 <Slowmover> should have gone to the dental hospital 
05:00 <Kelevra> She climbed over the back of the couch
05:00 <Kelevra> Bet you don't miss those days pat
05:00 <Skirmish> Slowmover: I don't know if Newcastle has one. 
05:00 <Loof> all they have to give is their love yet they give you it all
06:00 <Loof> yeah man dont miss that shit
06:00 <Kelevra> Haha yeah
06:00 <Slowmover> ahh fair enough 
06:00 <Loof> zac climed out the front window once
06:00 <Kelevra> Omg! Is it a big drop?
06:00 <Loof> and we're on a main road
06:00 <Loof> yeah onto the grass
06:00 <Kelevra> Thankfuck
06:00 <Slowmover> a lot of regional hospitals are now having community centres attached with a dental section 
07:00 <Skirmish> Slowmover: I wasn't involved in the doc visit. I would like to think he wouldn't just hand out scripts for morphine unless it was necessary and there was no other option. 
07:00 <Slowmover> yeah it's a bit weird for sure 
07:00 <Skirmish> The chemist was more concerned. 
08:00 <Skirmish> It's a bird rap battle outside. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Fucking squawking bastards are making heaps of noise. 
09:00 <Slowmover> haha
10:00 <Nikky`> I had a very sad moment before - turned on my work alarm *sigh* and *cries* 
10:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't all that energetic when mine went off at 4am this morning.
11:00 <Slowmover> I was working earlier... damn hospitals never stop 
12:00 <Nikky`> The 5:30 wake up is going to kill me and I dare say, might be little slow to get going tomorow morning
12:00 <Skirmish> I spent the first 3 hours of my shift looking at what jobs are going on seek. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Good use of my time at double time and a half. 
12:00 <Slowmover> haha Skirmish 
12:00 <Loof> first world problems
13:00 <Slowmover> Nikky` that is just a touch before mine
13:00 <Kelevra> Double time and a half is why I want a jobby
13:00 <simba> 4 lof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taH3hwx4J00
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr Dooom (Kool Keith) feat Jacky Jasper - Neighbors Next Door (Mar 6, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 40,091 views - 207 likes (95.4%), 10 dislikes (4.6%)
13:00 <Skirmish> I'd love a job where I didn't have to get up at 4am. 
13:00 <Loof> i wouldn't mind a job where i didn't have to talk to fuckwits
13:00 <Slowmover> Skirmish that's way too early 
13:00 <Loof> but thats impossible
14:00 <Nikky`> I've had nearly month off Slowmover..I shall be tad moody this week
14:00 <Slowmover> I wish I got penalties :/
14:00 <Nikky`> my washing machine is making weird noise - brb
14:00 <Skirmish> Slowmover: I don't like rushing. 4am alarm for 6am start at work.
14:00 <Slowmover> lol Nikky` 
14:00 <Kelevra> I'm only qualified work wise to talk to fuckwits
14:00 <Slowmover> haha Skirmish 
14:00 <Kelevra> Haha
14:00 <Slowmover> lol Kelevra 
15:00 <Skirmish> My work for the past 15 years has revolved around fuckwits. Fuckwits keep me in work! 
15:00 <Skirmish> Bye Slowmover
15:00 <Slowmover> ciao all
15:00 <Loof> later dude
16:00 <Skirmish> Don't know who that is. Seems like a nice chap. 
17:00 <Nikky`> Ok, not sure why when washing machine is spinning it sounds like a jet engine..think something might break soon :/
17:00 <Loof> is it old?
17:00 <simba> maybe it just has a rolls engine
17:00 <Nikky`> yeah 12 years or smidge more
17:00 <Loof> did you balance the clothes?
17:00 <Loof> if its a top loader
18:00 <Loof> ours is new and does that
18:00 <Kelevra> So is mine, sounds like someone bashing at my door
18:00 <Loof> i just get all the clothes and spread them out
18:00 <Nikky`> Yeah its balanced, its not that as mine just goes crazy and moves if its unbalanced
19:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: What brand is your machine? 
19:00 <Loof> dayum girl
19:00 <Loof> might be time for a new one
19:00 <Nikky`> Maytag
19:00 <Skirmish> Top loader? 
19:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
19:00 <Skirmish> Either gearbox or the seal between the gearbox and the bowl. 
20:00 <Nikky`> Has been a great machine, tho it should, cost a fortune when I got it
20:00 <Skirmish> Keep an eye on your clothes. If it's the bowl seal you will start seeing grease appear on the clothes. 
20:00 <Loof> fuck coping lectures from my wifes family shits me
20:00 <Loof> copping*
20:00 <Nikky`> If it breaks I will have someone look at it, I don't want to replace it
20:00 <Skirmish> Maytag is a solid brand. They don't make shit. 
20:00 <Nikky`> Will do - thamks Skirmish
20:00 <Nikky`> Nope, they don't
21:00 <Skirmish> Fisher and Paykel machines sound like jets when they spin because they are just an electric motor, no gearbox. 
21:00 <Kelevra> Mines not a great washing machine but I like the brand
21:00 <Loof> mine does a nice tune when its finished washing
21:00 <Loof> i think thats mostly what we paid for lol
21:00 <Kelevra> Its a euromaid makes me feel like I have a maid working for me haha
22:00 <Skirmish> Kleenmaid is another good solid brand. They're not cheap, but great appliances. 
22:00 <Kelevra> Mine packed up so I got what I could afford
22:00 <Kelevra> =/
23:00 <Kelevra> Plus I couldn't fit the old one in my laundry
23:00 <Skirmish> I am a big fan of front loader machines. A lot of people don't like them though. 
23:00 <Kelevra> It was in my lounge for a while and john flooded my carpeted lounge lol
23:00 <Skirmish> lol dingus. 
23:00 <Loof> with cum :P
24:00 <Kelevra> Yeah mines a front loader, I'm thinking of doing what Anthony did and putting a dryer on top of it
24:00 <Kelevra> How I'd lift it is beyond me
24:00 <Kelevra> =/
24:00 <Skirmish> If you absolutely have to have a top loader, Fisher and Paykel is the best mainstream brand imo. 
24:00 <Kelevra> Stupid girly arms
24:00 <Skirmish> Dryers are light. They are awkward to lift alone, but not heavy. 
25:00 <Loof> we never use our dryer
25:00 <Kelevra> My apartment sucks for maneuvering furniture
25:00 <Loof> they use sooo much electricity
25:00 <Loof> its just for emergencies
25:00 <Kelevra> You can get low energy ones I think
25:00 <Loof> i see
25:00 <Skirmish> The auto sensing ones are good on power. 
26:00 <Loof> that would be so cool
26:00 <Skirmish> They don't run to a timer, they turn off when they're done. 
26:00 <Kelevra> I think I'm scared if my clothes shrunk also lol
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Loof> hate that
26:00 <Skirmish> I find that the cheap clothes shrink. Target clothes especially. 
27:00 <Kelevra> I fucked up last month and I purchased some really cool jeans thinking they were size 9 but they're size 6 lol
27:00 <Skirmish> Never had an issue with my work uniforms or shirts that I buy from websites etc. 
27:00 <Kelevra> I thought those target ads were full of shit so thanks for the heads up
27:00 <Skirmish> I bought some t shifts from target and they all shrunk. 
28:00 <Kelevra> That's fucked
28:00 <Kelevra> Best and less used to be decent
29:00 <Kelevra> I had to shop in the little boys section though lol
29:00 <Nikky`> I have a dryer, wouldnt be without one and yes not awesome on elec bills but hasn't made a big dent as only used 1-2 times week in colder weather
29:00 <Skirmish> Last lot of shirts I bought were off Shamrock Shirts. They don't shrink. 
29:00 <Kelevra> When angel was on cloth nappies I needed a dryer
29:00 <Kelevra> But I figure disposable is cheaper then a power bill
30:00 <Loof> yep
30:00 <Skirmish> On winter mornings I will put my clothes in the dryer whilst I have a shower and then put the clothes on straight from the dryer. So good.
30:00 <Kelevra> Plus the cloth used to leak
30:00 <Loof> i wouldn't even know how to get the shit off them
30:00 <Kelevra> Poor pissy pants polly
30:00 <Kelevra> Oh its fucked
30:00 <Kelevra> You have to scoop, dump then soak
30:00 <Loof> i had a mate who used to just throw them in the wash as is
30:00 <Loof> he stunk
31:00 <Kelevra> And when you're out you have to carry them around 
31:00 <Kelevra> So ewky
31:00 <Kelevra> Oh fuck putting shit in the machine
31:00 <Loof> yep he smelled like baby shit every day lol
31:00 <Loof> and i had to sit next to him at tafe
32:00 <Kelevra> Lol gross
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but he had to sit next to you Loof, so fair is fair. 
32:00 <Kelevra> They gave angel rashes
32:00 <Loof> disposables ftw!
32:00 <Kelevra> Her Nana used to do some fucked up shit to save money
32:00 <Kelevra> She'd put chux wipes as inserts
32:00 <Kelevra> Imagine the chaffing
33:00 <Loof> damn
33:00 <Kelevra> I cried and cracked the shits
33:00 <Kelevra> Said to her I'd spend whatever I had to on disposables as to not have angels flaps looking red raw
33:00 <Kelevra> Some ppl are just cheap assholes
33:00 <Loof> yep
33:00 <Skirmish> Huggies FTW
33:00 <simba> some people are cheap with their childrens assholes
34:00 <Kelevra> Yeah fkn oath!
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Kelevra> I love Huggies wipes and nappies
34:00 <Skirmish> Ethan never had nappy rash ever using Huggies disposables. 
34:00 <Kelevra> I use a Thai powder though
34:00 <Loof> i hate changing nappies though
34:00 <Loof> so much
34:00 <Kelevra> And her cream is fooking expensive but effective
34:00 <Kelevra> Daktozin
34:00 <Skirmish> Toilet train your child then if you're sick of nappies. 
35:00 <Loof> we use suedocream or some shit
35:00 <Kelevra> I think angel is too young
35:00 <Skirmish> Can she understand you? 
35:00 <Kelevra> Sudocream doesn't cut the mustard for her
35:00 <Loof> ah shit
35:00 <Kelevra> I think she understands me but she ignores me
35:00 <Kelevra> It shits ,e
35:00 <Kelevra> Me
35:00 <Skirmish> lol 
35:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> Kids do a lot to please their parents and get praise. Never too young to get a little potty and start training her. 
36:00 <Loof> she must be like 2 now
36:00 <Loof> 3?
36:00 <Kelevra> Like she knows 'come on' and 'bottle', 'ta' and I knowwwwww she knows 'dont'
36:00 <Kelevra> Haha
36:00 <Kelevra> Nah she's 13 months
36:00 <Loof> ah
36:00 <Loof> man it seems longer for some reason
36:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
36:00 <Skirmish> Is she walking Kelevra? 
37:00 <Kelevra> Yeah she's been walking since ten months
37:00 <Loof> awesome!
37:00 <Skirmish> Def get a little potty then. 
37:00 <Loof> zac was slow with that
37:00 <Kelevra> Scared she'd piss on the carpet lol
38:00 <Skirmish> You can get the toilet training Huggies. 
38:00 <Kelevra> Or her out a mixing bowl thinking everything bowl wise was a toilet
38:00 <Kelevra> Haha
38:00 <Skirmish> For those instances when she "forgets". 
38:00 <Kelevra> Get*
38:00 <Loof> zac loves to throw toilet rolls in the toilet
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Kelevra> Lees kid pissed through her knickers onto the kitchen floor just out of being lazy
39:00 <Kelevra> So fucked..
39:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's sad. 
39:00 <Kelevra> What's sadder is Lee just wiped it up
39:00 <Kelevra> No cleaners or anything
39:00 <Loof> ew
39:00 <Skirmish> I've never met Lee obviously, but I don't really expect much from her. 
40:00 <Kelevra> But to be fair I kind of am a clean freak
40:00 <Skirmish> She sounds like 2nd generation housing commission. 
40:00 <Kelevra> The house was a hazard
40:00 <Kelevra> But yeah I don't get to enjoy my own house
40:00 <Kelevra> I over clean it and I look at my friends houses and it looks lived in
41:00 <Loof> i did last night for the first time in a decade
41:00 <Loof> irc all night
41:00 <Loof> was awesome
41:00 <Kelevra> Mines like a fkn display
41:00 <Skirmish> There's nothing awesome about being on irc all night
41:00 <Kelevra> If I irced all night I'd be an angry tired mum in the morning
41:00 <Kelevra> So shit without sleep
42:00 <Loof> i'm used to it
42:00 <Loof> i can go days
42:00 <Kelevra> I get snappy and forgetful
42:00 <Skirmish>  That's normal. 
42:00 <Loof> i shouldn't do it
42:00 <Loof> risking a stroke
42:00 <Kelevra> Leave taps on and shit
43:00 <Kelevra> Hai Dan
43:00 <British^Meat> supsmell
43:00 <Loof> Dan hates me :(
43:00 <Skirmish> Hey British^Meat
43:00 <Kelevra> Nothing much, just chilling out before the aus day feast, you?
43:00 <Skirmish> Nobody hates Loof. 
43:00 <British^Meat> u know, i had a mate of mine, and he was so engrossed in a video game once, that he literally pissed himself right there and then coz he didnt wanna pause it
44:00 <British^Meat> i kid ye not
44:00 <Loof> mmm feast
44:00 <Skirmish> lol that's intense. 
44:00 <British^Meat> and i dont hate you Loof, i just think youre a fucking nutbag mong
44:00 <Kelevra> Anyone having a good Aussie day beer and bit of lamb today?
44:00 <British^Meat> glad im on ignore
44:00 <British^Meat> dunno what im having, olds are doing a bbq
44:00 <Loof> cant seem to swallow any food for some reason
44:00 <Kelevra> Does Longie ever type in here anymore?
45:00 <Skirmish> I will have an Australia Day Beam and Cola when I get home.
45:00 <Loof> nope
45:00 <Kelevra> British^Meat: that's awesome, all you have to do is rock up
45:00 <British^Meat> cant stand lamb chops
45:00 <Kelevra> Woot
45:00 <British^Meat> yer mel
45:00 <British^Meat> though i made a cake
45:00 <Kelevra> Aww what kind?
45:00 <British^Meat> oh this is easy
45:00 <Loof> took me half an hour to eat a banana three days ago, haven't eaten since then lol
45:00 <British^Meat> lemme show u
46:00 <Kelevra> I had an orange cake last month
46:00 <Kelevra> Well a piece
46:00 <Loof> oh i had a plum yesterday too i forgot
46:00 <British^Meat> http://britishfood.about.com/od/yorkshire-recipes/r/Yorkshire-Barm-Brack-Recipe.htm
46:00 <Skirmish> That's not true Loof. 
46:00 <Kelevra> Twas interesting
46:00 <British^Meat> basically soak your fruit and sugar in tea over night
46:00 <British^Meat> add the egg and flour mix, and done!
46:00 <Kelevra> Oh wow
47:00 <Kelevra> So Yorkshire means fruit?
47:00 <British^Meat> no
47:00 <British^Meat> i dont think so
47:00 <British^Meat> its a place
47:00 <Kelevra> Oh lol
47:00 <Kelevra> I saw Yorkshire pudding at safeway
47:00 <British^Meat> yer its just regional food
47:00 <Loof> i love pudding
47:00 <Kelevra> I was iffy on what's in it
47:00 <simba> i saw weed at woolies
47:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> its a savroury pudding
48:00 <Kelevra> Oh
48:00 <British^Meat> goes well with roasts
48:00 <British^Meat> dont have it for desert :)
48:00 <British^Meat> come on mel!
48:00 <Kelevra> I want a custard tart
48:00 <simba> i had 1 1ce i fucking loved it
48:00 <Loof> i just want a tart :P
48:00 <Kelevra> Haha
48:00 <British^Meat> simba u shop at woolies?
48:00 <British^Meat> sowf aussie mayte
48:00 <Kelevra> Get the misses drunk and horny
48:00 <British^Meat> da fuq?
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Loof> no u
49:00 <simba> umm yea i guess
49:00 <simba> theyre convenient 2 me
49:00 <Kelevra> Haha she'd chop me
49:00 <British^Meat> thought we were friends
49:00 <Loof> rofl
49:00 <Skirmish> What is wrong with shopping at woolies? 
49:00 <simba> dw i help out teh moms and pops a lot
49:00 <British^Meat> A: coles is waaaaaaaaay better
49:00 <Skirmish> Not here they're not. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Woolies own it. 
49:00 <Loof> do u get them high?
49:00 <British^Meat> R 2
49:00 <Kelevra> I prefer fresh veggie shops and butchers but I still shop at Coles and Safeway alot
50:00 <British^Meat> tbh i only shop at coles coz we have a super shiny new one around the corner
50:00 <Kelevra> Formula and toiletries mostly
50:00 <British^Meat> id rather shop at foodland
50:00 <British^Meat> then lastly woolies
50:00 <Pieter> victoria street has gotta be the best place for fresh fruit n veg n meat n fish n yummies
50:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/zedsdead/the-prodigy-breathe-zeds-dead
50:00 <Loof> that springvale hub butcher is so putrid
50:00 <Nikky`> I'll take woolies over coles any day
50:00 <Loof> their meat tastes like turd
50:00 <Kelevra> Food land is win
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's a new woolies here, the coles range is sub par too. 
50:00 <Loof> and it stinks
50:00 <Pieter> i know when masterchef was in melb its where they went to get all their stuff
50:00 <Skirmish> Woolies seems to stock more of a range and better quality stuff. 
50:00 <Loof> but its cheap
51:00 <Kelevra> I think I've been to Vic street
51:00 <Christopher>  https://soundcloud.com/alisid/your-just-a-shit-trick-keep-on-going-demo
51:00 <Loof> mel have you been going to dandy for cigs?
51:00 <British^Meat> if its range i wanted the foodland i work at would beat coles and woolies combined
51:00 <Nikky`> They seem to stop more range of meat and coles just looks tad.. yuck
51:00 <Loof> chop chop?
51:00 <British^Meat> but i just cant stand woolies
51:00 <British^Meat> Constant queues
51:00 <British^Meat> retarded express lane
51:00 <British^Meat> i have my reasons and im sticking to em
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> I refuse to use the self serve checkouts. 
52:00 <Nikky`> We have in this small town a IGA, Coles, Woolies and Aldi
52:00 <simba> why self serve is awesome
52:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Kelevra. 
52:00 <British^Meat> same, i never use em
52:00 <Nikky`> I only use it at Coles in Melb Central, no real choice tho 
52:00 <Skirmish> Self Serve is doing kids out of jobs. 
52:00 <Kelevra> Is Vic street the one where the 48 tram goes?
52:00 <Kelevra> Ty Skirmish 
52:00 <British^Meat> i think where I work is gettin and Aldi in a few yrs
53:00 <Pieter> yeh i think thats the balwyn tram
53:00 <Pieter> 109 primarily
53:00 <Pieter> victoria street, its where all the junkies / heroin is
53:00 <Pieter> asian territory
53:00 <Skirmish> Everyone there knows Pieter by name.
54:00 <simba> Where everybody knows ur naaaame
54:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/shuffle-tech
54:00 <Kelevra> Oh
54:00 <Kelevra> I've not been there
54:00 <Skirmish> Christopher: There is nothing in the world that could make me click that link. 
54:00 <Kelevra> I catch the 48 to Safeway
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> Christopher do u make ur music on the playstion?
55:00 <British^Meat> Music 2000?
55:00 <Loof> city rent must be a killer
55:00 <Pieter> hahaha
55:00 <Kelevra> It goes to Collins st so that's convienent
55:00 <simba> parappa the rappa
55:00 <British^Meat> hah, classics
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not renting in the city
55:00 <British^Meat> i even played the spice girls video mashup game
55:00 <Loof> oh
55:00 <Pieter> wtf
55:00 <Loof> parappa the raper
55:00 <Kelevra> I still rent in frankston
55:00 <Loof> i see
55:00 <British^Meat> i thought it was   A M A Z I N G   at the time
55:00 <Pieter> phew
55:00 <Pieter> thought you were in my area now
55:00 <Kelevra> Just staying with family recently
55:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <British^Meat> what was that snes music game?
56:00 <Kelevra> I like the company and they like the help around the house
56:00 <Kelevra> Works well
56:00 <Loof> nice
56:00 <British^Meat> was on Mario Paint i think
56:00 <Kelevra> My rent is spaz in frankston though
56:00 <Christopher> Bm no not on playStation
56:00 <Loof> :(
56:00 <Pieter> ouch
56:00 <Kelevra> 325 a week for two bedrooms
56:00 <Pieter> deja vu
57:00 <Loof> fuck :(
57:00 <Nikky`> That is crazy
57:00 <Christopher> On pc in about 10. Mins
57:00 <Skirmish> Is it a new place?
57:00 <Kelevra> My dish washer has never worked
57:00 <Nikky`> My unit is $280 for 2 bedrooms
57:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/vTMp8iepyb0
57:00 <Pieter> I pay $228/week for a 1 bedroom here :/
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Take On Me by A-Ha on Mario Paint Composer (Oct 20, 2007) 0 - Category: Science & Technology - 1,410,307 views - 6,860 likes (96.1%), 279 dislikes (3.9%)
57:00 <Nikky`> No dishwasher or aircon tho
57:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its really modern but its fucking stupid
57:00 <Pieter> cunts charge me market price just cos im working :/
57:00 <Kelevra> I can hear my upstairs neighbours walking in their house
57:00 <Skirmish> How dare they charge full rate. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Surely they could just provide you free housing. 
58:00 <Kelevra> I can hear my side ones snoring and their alarms
58:00 <Loof> we pay $50 a month but its a dump
58:00 <Loof> like seriously a dump
58:00 <Pieter> as if they'd put you in a decent place
58:00 <Kelevra> If I have my bedroom balcony door open I can hear crappy ,music and ppl having sex
58:00 <Pieter> :/
58:00 <Loof> ew
58:00 <Loof> people suck
59:00 <Nikky`> When is your lease up? maybe time to find somewhere else 
59:00 <Kelevra> Its so fucked, I don't have a backyard only two balconys that aren't really safe for angel
59:00 <Kelevra> Concrete is shit for kids
59:00 <Kelevra> My lease is up in april
59:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, they don't bounce off it. 
59:00 <Kelevra> So that's a plus
00:00 <Skirmish> 6 hours down, 6 hours to go. 
00:00 <Kelevra> I only get 925 a fortnight so its bloody expensive
00:00 <Kelevra> So nice to be in the city where they have internet hahs
00:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, that is too much of a chunk from your money
01:00 <Nikky`> I have a small little courtyard
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah thankfully I get concession on my bills
01:00 <Nikky`> litle shed to store stuff and my garage
01:00 <Kelevra> Aww I'd love to have a bit of grass outside
01:00 <Nikky`> No grass
01:00 <Nikky`> thank god
01:00 <Nikky`> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> You could move in with Pieter! 
02:00 <Nikky`> pavers and small garden bed
02:00 <Kelevra> I think my place is more suited for a couple without kids
02:00 <Nikky`> and water tank
02:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: as I said I'm a clean freak
02:00 <Kelevra> He has a cat and I doubt He's very clean
02:00 <Skirmish> You're also a reasonable human being. 
02:00 <Kelevra> My kid would be taken off ,e
02:00 <Kelevra> Me
03:00 <Skirmish> "Look Angel, Uncle Pieter is tripping off his face again!  Quick, so stab him with this toothpick!"
03:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
03:00 <Nikky`> I love clean also - I can't understand how ppl can be so filthy
03:00 <Kelevra> You probably could get a kid to kill him by 'accident'
04:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledooooooooo
04:00 <Kelevra> 'He tripped and fell over her dolly'
04:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Your pinky sticks out when you sip?
04:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos :)
04:00 <Doodle> sure does
04:00 <Doodle> and my little finger
04:00 <Nikky`> I really need to get to gym..they close at 4
04:00 <Nikky`> but I have no energy
04:00 <Skirmish> I do that at cafes. Kayla laughs so hard because I look around for someone that's looking at me and I point at them with my pinky. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Becomes a stare off. 
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> Nikky`: there's a 24/7 one across fro, choice liquor
05:00 <Doodle> actually i want your opinion on something Skirmish
05:00 <Kelevra> Work out get drunk
05:00 <Kelevra> Woot
05:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1378340_855732404491050_7357274102761870779_n.jpg?oh=c9fa55ce5aacb8f4a8f72c92a7846e8d&oe=556235AC
05:00 <Doodle> should i do that
05:00 <Doodle> maybe minus the front lip
05:00 <Skirmish> It's not a boat, it won't float. 
06:00 <Nikky`> lol Kelevra.. I don't need 24/7.. just on public holidays they close early,. and I need to go as I am sure I won't make it rest of the week after work
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> Is yours already that low? 
06:00 <Skirmish> Those wheels are nice. 
06:00 <Doodle> roughly
06:00 <Kelevra> I'd love to go gym
06:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm not changing my wheels i meant the side splitters and the vinyl roof and mirrors
06:00 <Skirmish> Even the front lip looks good. 
06:00 <Kelevra> Childless for a couple of hours, bit of a perve
07:00 <Doodle> once i get my coilovers i will go lower
07:00 <Kelevra> Sounds wonderful
07:00 <Doodle> too bouncy atm
07:00 <Skirmish> wog wobble it's called in our car scene. 
07:00 <Doodle> yeh
07:00 <Nikky`> What is wrong with yours tho Doodle? yours is nice, do nothing
07:00 <Kelevra> I gawk though so I'd get asked to leave
07:00 <Nikky`> lol it is a bit of perv central Kelevra
07:00 <Doodle> thx Nikkypoos
07:00 <Skirmish> The roof seems a bit pointless I think unless you wanted to maybe go a carbon fibre look. 
08:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
08:00 <Kelevra> As long as its acceptable
08:00 <Skirmish> The front bar looks nice, but as Nikky` said ... yours doesn't look bad. 
08:00 <Doodle> when i first got the car i wanted to do the roof black but too hot
08:00 <Kelevra> It should be okay to admire pretty ppl
08:00 <Kelevra> Not like I'd touch them
08:00 <Doodle> i think the lip is too big
08:00 <Skirmish> Get a carbon bonnet with scoops. 
08:00 <Nikky`> you do it in a way where they don't realise Kelevra.. all in the way you perv
08:00 <Doodle> they all are on 350zs
08:00 <Doodle> yuck
08:00 <Doodle> i am not putting any carbon fibre on my car
08:00 <Kelevra> Like sunnies indoor lol
08:00 <Doodle> welcome to 2003
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm way too obvious
09:00 <Skirmish> Mate had a R34 with a carbon bonnet. I loved that look. Steel silver coloured car. 
09:00 <Nikky`> Then yeah, you can't go in to the gym, not workout and stand next to them and perv..might not go down well
09:00 <Kelevra> But I Perce on everyone, whether I'm looking at a woman's style or piercings or a males body
09:00 <Skirmish> Part of me still wants to do an R34 one day. 
09:00 <Kelevra> Its all perving
09:00 <Doodle> i think carbon looks cheap even tho its not
09:00 <Kelevra> Perce*
09:00 <British^Meat> i want a delorean
09:00 <Doodle> if i had carbon fibre parts i'd have them painted
09:00 <Skirmish> It can if you over do it. 
09:00 <Nikky`> Perv also Kelevra?
09:00 <Nikky`> For third time lucky
10:00 <Kelevra> It didn't come up in predictive text
10:00 <Kelevra> =/
10:00 <Doodle> i like a good perce
10:00 <Kelevra> Wtf is Perce
10:00 <Skirmish> I just love deep dish wheels. 
10:00 <Nikky`> Ask Doodle
10:00 <Nikky`> He loves a good one
10:00 <Doodle> keke
10:00 <Doodle> deep dish wheels are a bit overdone now
10:00 <Skirmish> 2:09 Kelevra: But I Perce on everyone, whether I'm looking at a woman's style or piercings or a males body
11:00 <British^Meat> mr perceval
11:00 <British^Meat> or pervecal
11:00 <Nikky`> Ok. really need to get my shit together.. bbl
11:00 <Doodle> bai Nikky o/
11:00 <Skirmish> Yours doesn't have a rear wing does it Doodle? 
12:00 <Doodle> i have the same spoiler as the car in the pic
12:00 <Doodle> little lip thing
12:00 <Skirmish> The shape of the 350's is pretty good to start with. There's not much you really need to do. Lowering, wheels, front bar. 
13:00 <Doodle> i bought new hatch struts for cars with rear wings so i knew thay would be tough
13:00 <Doodle> and now it takes both hands to close it
13:00 <Doodle> *they
14:00 <Skirmish> http://www.vossenwheels.com/gallery/FileUpload/Gallery/LI20091019204348.jpg   <--- dat bonnet. 
14:00 <Kelevra> Its like explaining algebra
14:00 <Doodle> yeah no worries
14:00 <Doodle> $3k later
14:00 <Kelevra> Bloody males and cars
14:00 <Doodle> for a fkn bonnet
14:00 <Doodle> i'd rather spend $3k on going faster
14:00 <Skirmish> Do that then. 
14:00 <Doodle> i should cos its fucking slow
15:00 <Skirmish> Bolt a blow dryer in there. 
15:00 <Doodle> lol thats going to be a lot more than 3k
15:00 <Skirmish> 3K will get you started with something small. 
15:00 <Doodle> would be nice to supercharge it tho
15:00 <Doodle> its cheaper but make less power
15:00 <Doodle> than turbo
16:00 <Skirmish> Smoother delivery of boost though. 
16:00 <Doodle> yeah and dat noise
16:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind that "no no no GO" feeling of a turbo though. 
16:00 <Doodle> yeah i had heaps of lag with my 180
16:00 <Doodle> gigantic turbo took ages to spool up
16:00 <Doodle> then BANG and you run out of gears
17:00 <Skirmish> How much is it going to cost you for the front bar and roof? 
18:00 <Skirmish> Front bar, if you really like it I say go for it ... the roof is a bit of wank though imo. 
18:00 <Doodle> the lips are only about $200
18:00 <Doodle> vinyl wrapping about the same
18:00 <Skirmish> How much is a after market tune? 
19:00 <Doodle> an uprev tune is about $1000
19:00 <Doodle> but i'd have to go to ringwood for that
19:00 <Skirmish> I think you would enjoy that more than a black roof. 
19:00 <Doodle> lol yeah but its 4x the price
20:00 <Skirmish> So just save up a little longer. 
20:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't even get to wash my hair :(
20:00 <Kelevra> Web DemonsRun 
20:00 <Kelevra> Wb
20:00 <Doodle> i made a list of parts when i got the car i'm nearly at the end of it
20:00 <Skirmish> work stuff. brb
20:00 <Doodle> which is a first for me
21:00 <DemonsRun> Ty mel
21:00 <Skirmish> You going to keep the 350 for the foreseeable future?
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:00 <Kelevra> Why didn't you get to wash your hair?
21:00 <Doodle> i dont want anything else atm other than a porsche
21:00 <Skirmish> I say save a little more and start tweaking the performance side of things then.
21:00 <DemonsRun> God forbid I stood up from the shower floor with Carter in the shower
22:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
22:00 <DemonsRun> So I couldn't reach the shampoo or conditioner 
22:00 <Kelevra> Aww that's cute you guys shower together
22:00 <Kelevra> Bonding is the best
22:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah he won't shower alone lol
22:00 <Kelevra> Aww too cute
22:00 <Doodle> same i ususally get a passer by
22:00 <Kelevra> Maybe not so cute when He's 10
22:00 <Doodle> -s
22:00 <DemonsRun> I did find a rash on hos back though...
22:00 <Skirmish> Ethan loved showering. Made him feel like a grown up.
22:00 <DemonsRun> His
22:00 <Kelevra> Heat rash?
23:00 <DemonsRun> I'm hoping so.
23:00 <Kelevra> Angel has it atm
23:00 <Doodle> speaking of i should have one, bblzzz
23:00 <DemonsRun> Its not in patches, it's just lumps like bites
23:00 <Doodle> a shower i mean not a rash
23:00 <Skirmish> He'd sit on the floor over the drain though and let the shower full up.
23:00 <Skirmish> fill*
23:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Carter does that Skirmish 
23:00 <Kelevra> Oh maybe shake out his bedding
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy Ozstralia day cunts!
23:00 <DemonsRun> It's all in the wash
23:00 <Skirmish> Ello katatonic_kate01
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ello!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, g'day
24:00 <Skirmish> Happy double time and a half day to you too. 
24:00 <Skirmish> work stuff, bbs. 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Kelevra> Happy Australia day katatonic_kate01 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
24:00 <British^Meat> what does smh mean?
24:00 <DemonsRun> Shaking my head =smh
24:00 <British^Meat> ahhh, i c
25:00 <DemonsRun> Said the blind man
25:00 <DemonsRun> To his deaf kids
26:00 <Kelevra> Man it'd suck learning sign language
26:00 <DemonsRun> I know *some*
26:00 <Kelevra> I only know how to flip the bird and give thumbs up haha
26:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol I can sign kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
27:00 <DemonsRun> My cousin is deaf so had to learn some
27:00 <Kelevra> Miss universe is on
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's raining men
27:00 <Kelevra> It'd come in handy to know
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a few yes, no, more simple signs
27:00 <DemonsRun> Please & thankyou
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i was a pre school teacher in a previous life
28:00 <DemonsRun> The alphabet
28:00 <Kelevra> Manners are good to know
28:00 <Mew> happy australia day cunts
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
28:00 <Kelevra> But imagine signing 'please listen to me'
28:00 <Kelevra> How ironic
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol
28:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
28:00 <DemonsRun> Do o have to get dressed today?
28:00 <DemonsRun> I*
28:00 <Mew> there's an untouched icy cold cask of fruity lexia in the fridge
28:00 <Mew> stay naked
29:00 <DemonsRun> Well, I'm in a towel
29:00 <Mew> get naked
29:00 <Kelevra> Just wear a robe or something
29:00 <Kelevra> Carter might cun punt you
29:00 <DemonsRun> LOL!
29:00 <DemonsRun> No, he wouldn't.
29:00 <Kelevra> Don't jinx it
30:00 <DemonsRun> He wouldn't hurt mummy
30:00 <Kelevra> My daughter bites me
30:00 <Kelevra> My friend told me to do it back but I don't have the heart to
30:00 <DemonsRun> Don't do it back
30:00 <DemonsRun> Just growl
31:00 <Kelevra> When I growl she growls back so I whimper and say 'ouch' or 'please don't hurt mummy'
31:00 <Kelevra> She seems to not do it after that
31:00 <Kelevra> Couple of weeks ago she left my legs bruised though
31:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I only ever had to say don't, now he pretends to bite 
31:00 <Kelevra> Aww
32:00 <Kelevra> Little pretend love bites
32:00 <Kelevra> Too cute
32:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking daycare
32:00 <DemonsRun> Learns the worst habits
32:00 <Kelevra> Is that where he got it from
32:00 <DemonsRun> I assume so. Sorta started doing it out of nowhere
33:00 <Kelevra> Sjit
33:00 <Kelevra> Shit even
33:00 <DemonsRun> Hos daycare does the strangest thing...
33:00 <DemonsRun> When they nap, the kids take off their shocks, shoes, and pants...
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> shoes, and socks in summer yeah, I get
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pants :/
34:00 <Kelevra> Weird for pants
34:00 <Kelevra> In case they pee in them?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess it depends if they have air con or not - and how old the kid is. If the kid is in a nappy - yeah I get that
34:00 <DemonsRun> They lay our their mats, get their bags, put everything in the bags and go to sleep
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a hot day imagine wearing a nappy + pants
34:00 <DemonsRun> I warned them not to do it to Carter, he will chuck a fit if you undress him
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> older kids…. ah no, they can leave their day pants on 
35:00 <Kelevra> Imagine putting pants on multiple kids
35:00 <DemonsRun> He's in the 2yo room
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. I can understand the reasoning behind the pants thing… on a hot day...
35:00 <Kelevra> My kid hates clothes. Especially socks
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah Rory never wants to wear socks
35:00 <Kelevra> HOW DARE YOU MUM
35:00 <DemonsRun> Carter skitzes if you take his socks off
36:00 <DemonsRun> Nooooo mum shoes! Shoes!
36:00 <Kelevra> Velcro shoes when shopping..
36:00 <DemonsRun> I have a bloody strange one.
36:00 <Kelevra> Fkn how many times I've lost one or a whole pair
36:00 <Kelevra> Now she has laceups
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
38:00 <DemonsRun> I have to hide his shoes at home
38:00 <DemonsRun> Or they're even worn to bed
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory never wants to wear her fucking shoes unless they crocs
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> re*
40:00 <Skirmish> lol metro kid. 
40:00 <Kelevra> Omg
40:00 <Kelevra> Crocs look so uncomfy
41:00 <Kelevra> Hey is it better to dye your hair unwashed or freshly washed?
41:00 <Skirmish> I would guess washed. 
41:00 <Kelevra> You're a guy, I doubt you dye your hair a lot if ever
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm thinking I'd like a change
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> unwashed
42:00 <Kelevra> I thought so
42:00 <Skirmish> http://ru.gde-fon.com/download/nissan_350z_nissan/384524/1920x1200?sx-hash=2e71c541bc06106725621c1a88f6451b   <---- Doodle. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Orange wheels are shmexy. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
43:00 <Skirmish> I've never dyed by hair ... I just figured that washed was the best so your hair oils didn't interfere with the dye. 
43:00 <Skirmish> That was my logic. 
43:00 <Kelevra> Have to wait until my sister wakes up, I'll ask her to cut and dye it, she'll probably tell me to go fuck myself..
44:00 <Kelevra> I'll sweeten the deal and buy her some grog but no drinking until she's finished
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice! what colour
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
44:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: I think the natural oils help it stay in
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, that was my understanding
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> my hairdresser said, don't bother washing your hair before you come....
45:00 <Kelevra> I wanted an orange sunrise but I think I'll go deep dark brown
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
46:00 <Kelevra> This bitch dyed ,y hair in that ombre fashion
46:00 <Kelevra> Just doesn't feel like its quite my style
46:00 <Kelevra> And it came out that blonde yellow straw colour
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.birchbox.com/magazine/article/5-things-to-know-before-coloring-your-hair/
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ombre… oh gawd
47:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its abit of a young look
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> for some peeps it looks amazing, other it looks like a really bad dye job that's grown out
47:00 <Kelevra> More fashionable and fancy them what I'm used to
47:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol that's what I think
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love that purple ombre colours
48:00 <Kelevra> And you know what its like being a mum, most of the time tying hair back is a better option
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look cool - but imagine the up keep of that - fuck that
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP lol
48:00 <Skirmish> I won't bother washing my hair the next time I go in for a haircut then.
48:00 <Kelevra> So with the blonde ends it looks abit skanky on me
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not getting it dyed skirmish
49:00 <Kelevra> I already rent in skankville frankston, don't need to look more trashy lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so was ya hair ya hippy git 
49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but if they're used to working with oily dirty hair then I won't waste the water to wash mine prior AND after. 
49:00 <Kelevra> I see chicks rocking heels wheeling their prams
50:00 <Kelevra> They looks so wobbly
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh… i had an awesome shirt with frankston on it and a few other suburbs with a junkie shooting up on it lol
50:00 <Kelevra> Haha winner
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wonder where that shirt is actually!
50:00 <Skirmish> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> I saw one saying 'fuck off I'm from frankston'
50:00 <Kelevra> Lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Kelevra> The only novelty tee I have is horrible
51:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra
51:00 <BlackDevil> hi mate
51:00 <Kelevra> 'Orgasms, thankgod for group therapy'
51:00 <[Maverick]> lolol
51:00 <[Maverick]> filth 
51:00 <Kelevra> Its so unfitting for a mother to wear
51:00 <Kelevra> WHOSE YOUR DADDY
51:00 <Kelevra> Should put that on the back
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> my fave shirt is "enjoy cock"
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks like enjoy coke
52:00 <Kelevra> Or 'group therapy got me where I am today'
52:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I beat anorexia 
52:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, funny as!
53:00 <Skirmish> Ethan's favourite shirt is a Monty Python one he got for Christmas that has a knight with no arms and legs saying "It's just a flesh wound". 
54:00 <British^Meat> heh
54:00 <Skirmish> And his Hardcore History Shirt.
54:00 <Kelevra> If anyone tried to touching my bump when I was pregnant I'd have probably bitten them
54:00 <British^Meat> i have a ministry of silly walks one
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's so weird everyone wants to touch your tummy
55:00 <Kelevra> I dislike strangers touching me, it even annoys me if a friend tries to get something off my face like am eyelash
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like…. can I feel your tummy too! Maybe, make a fucking wish
55:00 <Skirmish> He's such a nerd, he was wearing his Hardcore History shirt to school on casual days. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> bless his cotton socks
55:00 <Kelevra> Haha Buddha belly rubbing
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I found some hilarious pics when I was up the duff
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the lounge passed out singlet and these short, shorts….. tummy out… 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> total class and a half
56:00 <Kelevra> Haha
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ankles ballooned to the size of small tree trunks
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> HAWT!
56:00 <Kelevra> Yeah but its always hot when pregnant
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes
56:00 <Kelevra> And comfort is a must
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
56:00 <Skirmish> KANKLES! 
56:00 <Kelevra> My step mum used to tell me I dressed like an old man
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, massive ones
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Kelevra> I got them and sunburn
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wore whatever fit!
57:00 <Kelevra> Same
57:00 <Kelevra> Mostly pjs
57:00 <Kelevra> So comfy
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
57:00 <Kelevra> And thongs
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was in and out of hospital
57:00 <Kelevra> No shoes
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i could ONLY wear thongs lol
57:00 <Kelevra> Shoes are evil when pregnant
57:00 <BlackDevil> i got 13 hours of TV to watch
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i felt like such a bogan
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck…. I've really gotta go do some…. house stuff, wash some clothes blah blah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll procrastinate a lil more then fuck off lol
59:00 <Kelevra> I don't have enough dirty clothes to wash
59:00 <Kelevra> Fkn rained this morning aswell
59:00 <Kelevra> =/
59:00 <BlackDevil> i wish i knew how to take a shower
59:00 <BlackDevil> as a true australian
00:00 <BlackDevil> i dont need shower
00:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure we do it the same as you
00:00 <Kelevra> When you do shower
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it rained here.. i'm just gonna chuck em all through the dryer
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> saves me going down stairs to hang em on the line, and it's been raining on and off
00:00 <Kelevra> Showering after birth is weird. Your vadge gets sucked up into your body
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <Kelevra> Omg your line is downstairs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUP
01:00 <Kelevra> I HATE YOUR BUILDING
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do i LOL
01:00 <Kelevra> fkn gaybos
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure they'll bring in some rule where all the pegs have to be matching colours soon
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm waiting for it
01:00 <Kelevra> No smoking on the balcony, yes put your panties on show for the world
01:00 <Kelevra> What next
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. no talking in common areas?
02:00 <Kelevra> Fuck that lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i told you about the 'no urinating' sign ?
02:00 <Kelevra> We have a no loitering policy
02:00 <Kelevra> Yeah that's just fkn weird
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol loitering…. fucking kill joys
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right…. who the fuck puts up a sign like that to remind peeps not to piss in the stairwell
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts, that's who
03:00 <Kelevra> Haha
03:00 <Kelevra> In my building its probably needed
04:00 <Kelevra> Ppl smoke on the way from their doorway to the lift, in the lift and out the foyer
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - in my building i didn't think it was needed….. there are a lot of fancy pants cars in the garage...
04:00 <Kelevra> Only pisses me off cause I have a kid and no balls to do it lol
04:00 <Kelevra> Haha
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Skirmish> I've seen a "no talking in common areas" sign at a unit block. 
04:00 <Kelevra> Wtf
04:00 <Kelevra> That's fucked Skirmish 
04:00 <Skirmish> Can't remember what subrub it was in. The walls were paper thin though. 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… that's the next sign… lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> some cunt is drilling shit now…. YEW
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> next it will be mr and mrs bollywood 
05:00 <Kelevra> Happy fucking Australia day you cunt
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and creep dawg will come out  from next door with no shirt on *vomits*
05:00 <Kelevra> Throw a toilet roll at whoever it is
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I really need to move….. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: It was a nice block of units a girl I knew lived in. They also had times that you were allowed to use the door on your garage too. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAH
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's crazy!
06:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah Happy Aus Day slartttts <3 
06:00 <[Maverick]> I think it's beer oclock 
06:00 <Kelevra> Lol fuck that
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's been beer o'clock since 6am dude
06:00 <Skirmish> The complex had a large roller door type deal, and each carpark underneath was a self contained garage. 
06:00 <Kelevra> Yes Darcy chink chink
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> sun up, beer down
07:00 <Kelevra> Do it for the convicts
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @kelevra!
07:00 <Skirmish> So if you knew you wanted to get your car out and it wasn't within certain times you had to leave the door up.
07:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah I have just woken up princess.
07:00 <Kelevra> I have a side roller door and a storage unit that looks like a dog pen
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahah yeah same
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i call it the cage
07:00 <Kelevra> It sucks so bad
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh mine is pretty big
08:00 <Kelevra> Although I like to snoop and see ,y neighbours stuff
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm a sticky beak
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna put some shcking value stuff in my cage
08:00 <Kelevra> 'Ohh so number 25 has kids hey'
08:00 <Kelevra> Haha
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> like some bondage gear or something
09:00 <Kelevra> Lmao that'd be so fkn funny
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd probably get a notice about that! 
09:00 <Kelevra> Put a kids cot and a latex bodysuit and gimp mask with a gag ball
09:00 <Kelevra> Just 'resting' on the cot
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
09:00 <Kelevra> They'd be so confused
09:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG YES! LOL
09:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
10:00 <Kelevra> 'Don't Fuck with that bitcj, she's crazy'
10:00 <Kelevra> Oh and load straps
10:00 <Kelevra> Haha
10:00 <Kelevra> Make an 'a' frame
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just wanna do stuff to piss everyone off…. but with in bounds the body corp. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Maybe some nude sunbaking
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> g
10:00 <Skirmish> I am glad I have a free standing place. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have a court yard which all the buildings look down on
11:00 <Skirmish> Nobody can tell me what I can and can't do within my fenceline. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah.. I think we'll do that eventually …..
11:00 <Kelevra> I'm overly nice to my neighbours, they think I'm mentally impaired or something
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep this unit as an investment and buy a house 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <Kelevra> Cause when I'm loud and shit they don't say anything
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to have the BEST neighbours
11:00 <Kelevra> 'She's too nice, let's not bother her'
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> a bunch of young kids
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well by young and kids, i mean like 20 - 21
12:00 <Kelevra> Yeah house would be your best option
12:00 <Skirmish> Sit right next to the wall you share with them and talk to yourself about how the neighbours "have to go". 
12:00 <Kelevra> Haha Skirmish 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well the weirdo next door reckons she is getting her gun licence 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm like what the actual fuck
13:00 <Kelevra> I'm so sure they've heard me, like when I could hear the snoring I yelled 'wtf' and it stopped
13:00 <Loof> whats wrong with a gun license?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> then she tells me she doesn't have a job, but got a compo payout for stress
13:00 <Skirmish> Part of me wants to move into a nice unit along the foreshore. I hear all these body corporate horror stories and it makes me reconsider. 
13:00 <Kelevra> I've accidentally elbowed the wall in my sleep though so they must know sound travels
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah don't fucking do it
14:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: yeah seriously dont
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless you're gonna holiday there… not worth it
14:00 <Kelevra> Its nice having the beach next door but yeah
14:00 <Kelevra> Seeing a dead seal there killed the beach for me
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the stench would have been lovely too
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm about…. oh…. 30 mins realistically from a beach
15:00 <Kelevra> It didn't stink but its eyes were bulging out of its head
15:00 <Skirmish> The unit buildings have killed stuff to do in the city. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a 'river' close by
15:00 <Skirmish> People complain about noise and got all the good nightclubs shut down.
15:00 <Kelevra> I live on nepean hwy so its a side street away
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thing is, i know peeps that live in sydney CBD - fuck I work in the CBD and i don't hear that much noise really
16:00 <Kelevra> We have like this river, I think it goes upto the beach
16:00 <Kelevra> Oh you've got sliding doors like me then
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh I've got the good ol paramatta river that flows into darling harbour 
17:00 <Kelevra> When I shut them I don't hear shit
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, exactly
17:00 <Loof> i wish i couldn't hear these fuckers techno
17:00 <Kelevra> But the apartment walls are like hollow or lack of insulation
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sometimes at work, i'll hear band practice, and they're usually good!
17:00 <Kelevra> Same as the ceiling
17:00 <Loof> cool
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are a fuck load of wear houses  around...
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> that sucks kelevera!
18:00 <Skirmish> warehouses?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
18:00 <Skirmish> lol wear houses. 
18:00 <Kelevra> Is it a safe area though
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> typo that auto corrected!
18:00 <Kelevra> Mine seems reasonably okay although I do see junkies from time to time and some homeless ppl
18:00 <Skirmish> Suuuuuuuuure it was. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's the main thing, safe area
19:00 <Kelevra> They're not beggers though
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> CBD i see junkies all the time….
19:00 <Loof> i thought springvale was safe till a few days ago
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> none around here tho - so that's a good thing
19:00 <Kelevra> I saw many beggers in the city on my way up here to the city
19:00 <Kelevra> They're so lazy they just hold signs
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Loof> haha
19:00 <Loof> are they at least honest "i'm too lazy to work so give me money, i need grog"
19:00 <Kelevra> At least sing me a song
20:00 <Kelevra> I'll buy you a burger from hjs
20:00 <Kelevra> =/
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> tote
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> s!
20:00 <Kelevra> They shouldn't expect to get money for nothing
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck giving them money, some of the peeps I have worked with in the past - use the money to go buy cheap drugs to inject
20:00 <Loof> like weed, had those weed injectors
20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I'd rather buy them a burger or something
21:00 <Kelevra> Give them a blanket or something
21:00 <Kelevra> I presume ,most to be addicts
21:00 <Skirmish> You could eradicate the problem pretty easily. Get some AJAX powder and put it in balloons and sell it to junkies. 
21:00 <Kelevra> Or even employed
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep - depending on my mood… which i'm usually a cunt in the morning… i give them the link2home number
21:00 <Kelevra> Haha
21:00 <Loof> whats link2home?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's NSW answer to house homelessness 
21:00 <Kelevra> Call your family you cunts
21:00 <Loof> ah
22:00 <Kelevra> 1800reversecharges
22:00 <Kelevra> Haha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Loof> ah we have hanover
22:00 <Loof> used them many times
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hangover - like a gunt
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <Skirmish> SHOW US YA GUNT KATE!
22:00 <Loof> when you dont have family sometimes you have no choice
23:00 <Loof> tbh
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> show us your gunt skirmish!
23:00 <Skirmish> Do these people curse you when you give them a phone number? 
23:00 <Skirmish> On the streets, starving ... chick gives you a phone number. 
24:00 <Loof> whats a gunt
24:00 <Skirmish> I'd be pissed. 
24:00 <Loof> ew
24:00 <Loof> wish i hadn't
24:00 <Skirmish> Show us ya wifes gunt Loof!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137939783
25:00 <Skirmish> Hello Fiona. Welcome to #melbourne on Austnet. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG that thread is HILARIOUS
25:00 <Fiona> ty
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> scroll down to the bottom black dude gif
25:00 <Kelevra> When I was younger and more broke I'd reverse charge call my mum, get her to call a taxi then she'd pay when I got home
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i'm still laughing!!!
25:00 <Kelevra> What a little shit jey
25:00 <Kelevra> Hey
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Use that on your blog skirish
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish
25:00 <Skirmish> lol What is the KGC box? 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice mum!
26:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well the one I did a taxi runner we couldn't call a taxi until we paid
26:00 <Kelevra> >.>
26:00 <Kelevra> My bad
26:00 <Skirmish> Second picture on the cupboard beside the bed .... KGC? 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
26:00 <Skirmish> Kentucky Gunt Chicken? 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
26:00 <Loof> must have been cool to have decent parents, i'm happy for you :)
26:00 <Kelevra> We had to pay twice cause the first driver just pocketed the money lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was just typing that
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> specially crafted for extra guntage
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> Extra oil. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what twice!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate taxi drivers
27:00 <Kelevra> Yeah fkn ripoff merchants
27:00 <Loof> need to navigate this gunt to get to the cunt
27:00 <Loof> brb
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> once sneezy taxi driver fucking hugged me as i got of a cab once 
27:00 <Kelevra> Ew
28:00 <Kelevra> I hate the talkers
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like … WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! cunt
28:00 <Loof> cmon love, throw a dog a bone!
28:00 <Skirmish> Mrs Potter had boasted that men think she is a 'sex goddess' and she has 'fantastic sex every day', but she now struggles with daily life and cannot turn over in bed and or fit in her car. 
28:00 <Skirmish> :-/ 
28:00 <Kelevra> But I got told gtfo of a taxi once cause I told him I wanted to go a certain way
28:00 <Kelevra> And he said it'd be busy
28:00 <Kelevra> I guess I was rude
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that, what a cunt
29:00 <Kelevra> 'I'm paying YOU to take ME where I want to go'
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has fantastic sex every day
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOW
29:00 <Kelevra> I was really pissed off that night
29:00 <Loof> she seems proud of herself
29:00 <Loof> the look on her face
29:00 <Loof> she badly needs shaming
29:00 <Kelevra> I'd lost my wallet and had to pay on drop off etc, didn't want to get lost so I wanted to go the way I knew
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> well my child wants some attention - i better be off so i don't grow a gun
30:00 <Kelevra> Well lost or ripped off etc
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> GUNT
30:00 <Kelevra> Haha
31:00 <Kelevra> I thought you're allowed to tell a driver which way you want to travel in all honesty
31:00 <Loof> u are
31:00 <Skirmish> You just got one that wanted to be difficult.
31:00 <Kelevra> Well he kicked ,e out of his cab
31:00 <Loof> especially when you're 6'4 like me :P
31:00 <Kelevra> He called me a name when I said the paying him bit
32:00 <Loof> wtf
32:00 <Loof> was he a curry?
32:00 <Kelevra> Some ppl are just mean
32:00 <Kelevra> Yeah but like one of those ones who aren't really adapted to aus
32:00 <Loof> ah i had one like that trying to find out if my dealers house was a dealer
33:00 <Loof> i felt like belting him
33:00 <Kelevra> Played his own ,music which I was fine with, spoke in his own language on his mobile, I was still fine
33:00 <Kelevra> Looking back it seemed abit rude
33:00 <Skirmish> If I was a taxi driver and people told me that they were getting me to drive them to their dealers house, I would log the address and report it to the police. 
34:00 <Kelevra> Pat and john are the only guys I know to catch cabs to dealers houses lol
34:00 <Kelevra> Oh look at this nick
34:00 <Kelevra> So special
34:00 <Skirmish> Taxi Drivers ... making neighbourhoods safer. 
34:00 <Loof> cause i hate driving
34:00 <Loof> so much
34:00 <Loof> i have a registered car
34:00 <Loof> well my wife does
35:00 <Kelevra> She's trusted to drive?
35:00 <Kelevra> What's the world come to
35:00 <Kelevra> Lol
35:00 <Loof> nope not by her parents at the back house
35:00 <Skirmish> I_HATE_AUSSIES_AND_AUSTRALIA: You should join isis. 
35:00 <bee_girl> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10923590_803819716334509_4615416642446186277_n.jpg?oh=600eb7a82777d9aeb3a52b6ce388134e&oe=5523F625&__gda__=1428630521_f231bd6daac06276c78e5706ca58005d
35:00 <Loof> they have the keys
35:00 <DemonsRun> You're such a government worker Skirmish lol
35:00 <Loof> we're getting them soon
35:00 <Loof> :)
35:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: How so? 
35:00 <Loof> so she can drive me
35:00 <Loof> while i get high
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <DemonsRun> Report the drug dealers house
36:00 <Kelevra> That's good, just make sure she never drives angry, that woman has a temper
36:00 <Loof> then she'd never drive ;P
36:00 <Kelevra> Haha
36:00 <Kelevra> She's always angry hey
36:00 <Loof> pretty much lol
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol
36:00 <Skirmish> That's got nothing to do with my job DemonsRun lol. 
37:00 <DemonsRun> Too hard to explain atm
37:00 <Kelevra> Ergh my little sister is awake and angry
37:00 <Kelevra> Fkn asians
37:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna keep watching pretty little liars.
37:00 <Loof> apart from these cunts who are supposively coming to kill us we're pretty lucky lol
37:00 <DemonsRun> But nooooo
37:00 <DemonsRun> We have to watch planes.
37:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
38:00 <Kelevra> Get an extra TV!
38:00 <Skirmish> Put your foot down and say no.
38:00 <DemonsRun> I find it hard to argue with a kid that just keeps smiling at you 
39:00 <Kelevra> Yeah plus they'd get bored and trash things
39:00 <Kelevra> Or pull things out of the draws
39:00 <Loof> mel: http://i.imgur.com/HvDgsoS.jpg
39:00 <Kelevra> OMG.. I think my sister is doing the dishes, can it really be
39:00 <Skirmish> I ate noodles and now I want to sleep.
40:00 <Kelevra> Bloody hell He's a cutie pie
40:00 <Loof> hehe ty
40:00 <Kelevra> I want to bite his cheeks
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Loof> he loves everyone
40:00 <DemonsRun> I had noodles too!
40:00 <Kelevra> I hope to someday have a boy
41:00 <Loof> just walks right up to strangers and hugs them
41:00 <Kelevra> One of each would be nice
41:00 <DemonsRun> Have mine mel
41:00 <Kelevra> Aww what a sweety, but that's dangerous
41:00 <Kelevra> Haha DemonsRun 
41:00 <Kelevra> My brothers son still doesn't talk
42:00 <Kelevra> I blame my brother and his missus
42:00 <DemonsRun> How old is he?
42:00 <Kelevra> 2.5 years old
42:00 <DemonsRun> Same as carter
42:00 <Kelevra> He can only scream mum and dad
42:00 <Kelevra> Nothing else
42:00 <DemonsRun> And he barely talks too. I counted 28 words
42:00 <Kelevra> He's more advanced then my nephew
43:00 <DemonsRun> 6 months and his speech will be assessed
43:00 <Kelevra> Feel sorry for the poor tyke, they don't talk to him
43:00 <DemonsRun> Really? That's sad
44:00 <Kelevra> The mum is a fucking moron, she is either dumb or a nervous perdon
44:00 <Kelevra> Person
44:00 <Kelevra> She just repeats what my brother says
44:00 <Kelevra> She's like a parrot
44:00 <DemonsRun> Lol really?
45:00 <Kelevra> Yeah like I'll ask her about her pregnancy and she asks my brother then repeats what he says
45:00 <DemonsRun> That's strange 
45:00 <Kelevra> She's a really strange woman
46:00 <DemonsRun> Some people are just like that
46:00 <Kelevra> Maybe I look to hard at her or expect more
46:00 <Loof> oh god another nappy change
46:00 <Loof> brb
47:00 <DemonsRun> My SIL giggles at everything
47:00 <DemonsRun> It's so Fucking annoying
47:00 <Kelevra> Is it out of nerves
47:00 <DemonsRun> Probably 
48:00 <Kelevra> I giggle when I'm nervous, its so bad when something is srs
48:00 <Kelevra> Ppl think I'm rude but I apologize
48:00 <DemonsRun> She just giggles all the time
48:00 <DemonsRun> To everything 
48:00 <Skirmish> You giggle when someone's touching your bits.
48:00 <Kelevra> That'd be annoying
49:00 <Kelevra> Yeah cause seriously john used to poke around alot
49:00 <Skirmish> ]ha ha ha ha
49:00 <Kelevra> Felt more like tickling
49:00 <Pieter> bhwahaha
49:00 <Kelevra> Its like all wiggly and weird feeling
50:00 <[Maverick]> lol
50:00 <[Maverick]> checking the oil levels 
50:00 <Skirmish> lol
50:00 <Loof> god that shit smelt weird, what have they been feeding him
50:00 <Pieter> classic first lines after joining
50:00 <Kelevra> I hadn't had sex in ages before him but foreplay was a no no
50:00 <Pieter> im only gonna take it one way
50:00 <Pieter> =)
50:00 <Kelevra> I'd just feel like laughing
51:00 <Kelevra> Its not like I'm a great foreplay person
51:00 <Loof> Pieter has just got back from scroring and is ready to rant!
51:00 <Kelevra> Its like step one, give the eyes and head nod, smile.
51:00 <Kelevra> Step two. Grab peen
52:00 <Kelevra> Step three. Ask for clothes to be taken off
52:00 <Kelevra> Like who asks
52:00 <Skirmish> A very polite lover.
52:00 <Kelevra> Polite isn't sexy lol
52:00 <Pieter> did it show in the exit ?
52:00 <Pieter> <Kelevra> Yeah cause seriously john used to poke around alot <Kelevra> Felt more like tickling<Kelevra> Its like all wiggly and weird feeling <Kelevra> I'd just feel like laughing
52:00 <Kelevra> 'Hey are you in the mood'
52:00 <Pieter> im so keeping that
53:00 <Kelevra> 'You showered yet'
53:00 <Kelevra> 'I'll do my pubes soon and we can do some really funky stuff hey'
53:00 <Kelevra> So not sex
53:00 <Kelevra> Y
53:00 <Loof> i'm so over sex with anyone, think i got perm stoner boner
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Pieter> jesus , and you insult me whilst you get with these kinda twits
54:00 <Kelevra> Just to,amce yourself
54:00 <Kelevra> Romance
54:00 <Pieter> how freeking sad :/
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> Pieter: I was saying that's what I say..
54:00 <Pieter> LIES
54:00 <Kelevra> You're just nothing I'd go for..
54:00 <Pieter> but good to know , works the same way
54:00 <Pieter> and thank fuck for that cos id be pushing you away with a broom stick
55:00 <Pieter> *shudder*
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not phased in the slightest
55:00 <Skirmish> Be careful, chelle rejected Pieter this morning and he had an episode. 
55:00 <Kelevra> Oh lawd
55:00 <TokenDaRing> did Pieter break down?
55:00 <Kelevra> Is he going to do drugs and give us four page letters
55:00 <Pieter> id like mah women not to have that kind thinking / frame of mind , hell it doesnt even have to be considered class
55:00 <Skirmish> I hope not.
55:00 <Loof> Pieter has just got back from scroring and is ready to rant!
55:00 <Pieter> but fuck knows you're way beneith what im after
55:00 <Pieter> jesus
55:00 <Kelevra> I've been rejected before
56:00 <Pieter> I can see why
56:00 <Kelevra> Yeah ,e too
56:00 <Kelevra> Me
56:00 <Skirmish> lol he's doing the same to you as he did to chelle this morning. Making out as if you're beneath him.
56:00 <Kelevra> 'Why won't you have sex with me' doesn't help
56:00 <Loof> i remember getting rejected about 40 times a skateworld in one night
56:00 <Loof> just walking up to chicks "wanna pash"
56:00 <milk> like playing pokies
57:00 <Kelevra> I've been told the 'I can't get it up'
57:00 <Loof> i just say i have aids
57:00 <Pieter> maybe some kinda self respect may help
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <milk> Pieter there is a rumour you have drinkers droop
57:00 <Loof> if they fat
57:00 <Kelevra> Its so confusing but then if they're not into it, I'd not push it
57:00 <Pieter> whats a drinkers droop 
57:00 <Pieter> ?
58:00 <Loof> oh god now it's old wog parents music
58:00 <Loof> great lol
58:00 <Kelevra> Haha
58:00 <Kelevra> Aus day wogfesg
58:00 <Kelevra> Fest
58:00 <Loof> it's at the other side of burden park
58:00 <Loof> yet it's like it's next door
58:00 <Loof> hate to be their neighbours
58:00 <Kelevra> Just go with it
58:00 <Pieter> im looking quite good since i been working out
58:00 <milk> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brewers+droop
58:00 <Kelevra> If you can't beat them join them
58:00 <Loof> yep
58:00 <Pieter> I got sexy pecs which I dont have top tense to get poppin out ;p
59:00 <Loof> i was enjoying the sudanese in the park using their drums before
59:00 <Kelevra> They might give you food if you complain
59:00 <Loof> sounded pretty cool
59:00 <Skirmish> Who is Pieter talking to? 
59:00 <Kelevra> Be like 'hey my kids sleeping'
59:00 <Kelevra> Haha
59:00 <Kelevra> Take home a plate of meat
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> ILL BE QUIET IF YOU GIVE ME FOOD'
59:00 <Kelevra> haha
59:00 <Loof> oh man wog food mmm
59:00 <Kelevra> Yummm
00:00 <Kelevra> I miss my care packages
00:00 <Kelevra> When mum died my Greek friends would bring over bags of food and groceries
00:00 <Loof> awww nice
00:00 <Kelevra> I'd have not eaten otherwise so they were a godsend
00:00 <Loof> some people are awesome
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah especially in a crisis like that
01:00 <Loof> yep
01:00 <Kelevra> I'd get fresh bread from the church
01:00 <milk> meat tray?
01:00 <Kelevra> Tasted so much better then store bought
01:00 <milk> I'd go to a party if I could win a meat tray
01:00 <Skirmish> Bakers bread is the best. 
01:00 <Loof> my mum was the master of scabbing free food
01:00 <Kelevra> And surprisingly it'd have no air pockets
02:00 <Loof> so many donuts
02:00 <Kelevra> Thich luscious healthy bread
02:00 <Loof> mmm
02:00 <Kelevra> I'd drench it in butter and dodoni
02:00 <Kelevra> Haha
03:00 <beagle> whats dodoni some kind sauce ?
03:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter
03:00 <PietersDealer> you haven't paid
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <PietersDealer> times up buddy
04:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha
04:00 <Pieter> i thought god was meant to be cool
04:00 <Pieter> why did he produce so many retards
04:00 <Loof> isn't meth like $5 a hit now or some shit
04:00 <beagle> he even had to register that nick
04:00 <Pieter> do ya come off an assembly line ?
04:00 <Loof> redic
04:00 <beagle> hes trying to be a comdian and possibly rip u off lol like its ....
04:00 <Pieter> why cant we mark the retards as dead on arrival
05:00 <beagle> some people need a break with coffee
05:00 <Pieter> dense units
05:00 <Pieter> return to manufacturer
05:00 <Pieter> etc :/
05:00 <PietersDealer> I wish I could sell in here
05:00 <PietersDealer> so many junkies
05:00 <PietersDealer> so much profit
05:00 <beagle> lol
05:00 <Loof> gotta give the dealers credit though for making it affordable for the kids though right piet?
05:00 <Skirmish> Pieter's been here since the beginning, when it was all gangbangs and drugs. He's waiting for those days to return. 
05:00 <beagle> i wouldnt even booze off of you
05:00 <PietersDealer> I mean, between Pieter and beagle I'd make enough to retire
05:00 <beagle> *buy
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> beagle: Greek fetta
06:00 <Pieter> its amazing what retarded comments / questions pass off for insults these days
06:00 <Kelevra> Or a type of
06:00 <beagle> i dont actually do drugs, i buy alcohol ... nicotine firesticks .. thats it
06:00 <Loof> oh god the thought of beagle on meth
06:00 <Loof> *shudders*
06:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter: look mate, you don't pay up, you don't get the pills anymore
06:00 <British^Meat> lol PietersDealer new to irc r ya?
06:00 <British^Meat> Crikey, no effort at all
06:00 <TokenDaRing> this is amazing
06:00 <Pieter> i cant comprehend why twits like these for example are capable of allowing theemselves come out with this shit , its fucking a major wrong in the intelligence of humanity
06:00 <Kelevra> beagle: get some and have it on toast, that's if you like cheese
06:00 <British^Meat> beagle may be a total cock but a smackhead? LOL
06:00 <BlackDevil> hi
06:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
06:00 <British^Meat> no effort at all
06:00 <Loof> beagle only likes cockcheese
07:00 <TokenDaRing> all the junkies here do a "circle the wagons" thing when one of them is threatened
07:00 <BlackDevil> Loof wants me to make topics
07:00 <BlackDevil> whats a good topic?
07:00 <Pieter> people like loof n taco give me no hope for the future of humanity , its quite freaky :/
07:00 <Skirmish> lol 
07:00 <Kelevra> Someone rub my temples
07:00 <Loof> fuck i thought you said nipples
07:00 <BlackDevil> do i have to use my hands?
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> Haha
07:00 <Kelevra> Dirty cunts
08:00 <Pieter> topic , how can piet be so freekin sexy !
08:00 <Skirmish> Pieter lives in housing commission and believes that meth is a health supplement. That fills me with no hope for humanity. 
08:00 <Kelevra> It annoys me that you say you're sexy, its like saying dirt tastes like chocolate ice cream
08:00 <Skirmish> lol
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <PietersDealer> https://www.facebook.com/pieterdb check pieter's FB status yesterday at 10:31am
08:00 <Loof> gotta love channel 22 man
08:00 <PietersDealer> "Seeing as we're on the brink of World War 3 , Any one wanna fuck before we're all turned to dust ? I promise Im hopeless so it should do wonders for your self esteem no matter how long it remains"
09:00 <Pieter> suffer
09:00 <Pieter> deal with it!
09:00 <PietersDealer> what a desperate loser
09:00 <PietersDealer> who asks for sex on facebook
09:00 <Pieter> TURN IN YOUR GRAVE WHEN I SCREAM IT THROUGH THE GROUND
09:00 <PietersDealer> pieter: "Seeing as we're on the brink of World War 3 , Any one wanna fuck before we're all turned to dust ? I promise Im hopeless so it should do wonders for your self esteem no matter how long it remains"
09:00 <BlackDevil> yea!
09:00 <Loof> BlackDevil is out of control
09:00 <Skirmish> Yep ... he's fried on drugs. Incoming stupidity. 
09:00 <Loof> needs his ops exterminated
09:00 <BlackDevil> im abusing my ops
09:00 <Loof> stupid nigger
10:00 <British^Meat> lol sucked in Loof u giant hodor drongo
10:00 <BlackDevil> that was fast
10:00 <British^Meat> oh, cool
10:00 <Pieter> Loof: being as retarded as you are do you REALLY know your nick is FOOL backwards ? cos I have problems believing youre that bright :/
10:00 <PietersDealer> blackdevil likes to keep junkies around him on austnet, that way he has people he can relate to and isn't threatened by
10:00 <Skirmish> He's gone. Your brain is lagging.
10:00 <PietersDealer> anyone who has anything in life makes him feel like he's insufficient
10:00 <Pieter> some one seems a lil jealous of me
10:00 <British^Meat> oh, are we allowed to post other peoples FACEBOOKS in here?
11:00 <British^Meat> GREAT!
11:00 <Pieter> cos people who aint jealous obsess over people !
11:00 <BlackDevil> -Loof- it was worth it
11:00 <chelle> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: It's all in the public domain. Why not? 
11:00 <Pieter> people who dont obsess over others dont spend their whole day talking about people and stalk em
11:00 <PietersDealer> "Seeing as we're on the brink of World War 3 , Any one wanna fuck before we're all turned to dust ? I promise Im hopeless so it should do wonders for your self esteem no matter how long it remains"
11:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter, yesterday at 10:31am
11:00 <British^Meat> i unno, pretty sure it used to be a rule
11:00 <Pieter> I like your life
11:00 <British^Meat> guess not now
11:00 <British^Meat> woot!
11:00 <Pieter> chasing after my life
11:00 <Pieter> I LOVE IT
11:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter, so desperate for a fuck he'll ask for it on facebook
11:00 <Pieter> =)
12:00 <Pieter> YOURE SPENDING YOUR LIFE FOLLOWING MY LIFE !!!
12:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter's going through the longest drought of his life
12:00 <Pieter> =)
12:00 <PietersDealer> times are hard for Pieter, good thing he isn't
12:00 <PietersDealer> oh look
12:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter posts about chemtrails
12:00 <Pieter> you've spent 10 minutes so far talking about me
12:00 <Pieter> instead of going outside 
12:00 <PietersDealer> TIN FOIL!!!!
12:00 <Pieter> spending time with friends
12:00 <Pieter> doing things
13:00 <Pieter> well done
13:00 <Pieter> there goes another minute
13:00 <Pieter> youre using your life well
13:00 <Pieter> 30 seconds another minute!!
13:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter's still trying to sell his bike too
13:00 <PietersDealer> needs the drug money bad
13:00 <Skirmish> Says the guy commentating your life ..... So many pots and kettles. 
13:00 <Kelevra> Half price meth today hey
13:00 <Pieter> you're choosing to obsess over me rather than live your life 
13:00 <Pieter> Thank you
13:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://i.imgur.com/lJLoJhS.jpg
13:00 <Kelevra> Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi  Oi  oi
13:00 <Pieter> why dont I just pay you some $ so you can be my slave ?
14:00 <Pieter> it be alot easier on you wont it ?
14:00 <Pieter> and I wont be laughing at you so much
14:00 <Pieter> only a lil
14:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter: 
14:00 <PietersDealer> the truth is out there mate
14:00 <PietersDealer> the chemtrails, illuminati
14:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tv-movers.gif
14:00 <PietersDealer> it's all real right?
14:00 <Pieter> wtf
14:00 <Pieter> youre a tool
14:00 <Pieter> ignored
14:00 <PietersDealer> JUST GOING BY YOUR FACEBOOK PIETER
14:00 <PietersDealer> CHEMTRAILS ARE REAL!
14:00 <PietersDealer> THE TRUTH!
14:00 <Pieter> are they ?
14:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGiAxwgrF_k
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meth - Not Even Once (Jun 22, 2011) 6:37 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 174,026 views - 562 likes (92.6%), 45 dislikes (7.4%)
15:00 <PietersDealer> Pieter: according to your facebook, yes
15:00 <Pieter> the fast I post it doesnt mean I believe in it , i just like to get people thinking
15:00 <PietersDealer> your facebook looks like a typical tinfoil idiot
15:00 <Pieter> but youre that retarded to believe your own asumptions
15:00 <Pieter> assumptions are the mother of all fuckups
15:00 <PietersDealer> 9/11 WAS FAKED MAN!
15:00 <Pieter> so well done
15:00 <Pieter> anyway 
15:00 <PietersDealer> THE MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED!
15:00 <Pieter> ignored .
15:00 <PietersDealer> ITS NOT REAL!
15:00 <PietersDealer> THEY JUST WANT US TO BELIEVE!
15:00 <BlackDevil> PietersDealer change the nickname mate
15:00 <Pieter> I LOVE YOU
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm not in the mood
15:00 <PietersDealer> why BD, does it threaten you?
16:00 <BlackDevil> no
16:00 <PietersDealer> does it upset your junkie friends?
16:00 <PietersDealer> that you surround yourself with?
16:00 <Kelevra> Rather sit in a tank of ants with the giggles of ant vadge
16:00 <Pieter> TOO BAD
16:00 <Pieter> I LOVE YOU
16:00 <Pieter> NOW GO GET THOSE ANTS READY !
16:00 <simba> "change the nickname"
17:00 <Kelevra> You're boring
17:00 <Pieter> pfft 
17:00 <Kelevra> Whether straight or high you just seem fkn boring
17:00 <Pieter> how exciting can someone be behind a keyboard
17:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care that Pieter is a junkie
17:00 <Kelevra> Nothing in common even when I was a meth whore
17:00 <mr_ducati> lol
18:00 <Kelevra> =/
18:00 <Pieter> maybe i should go make a baby and raise it as a single parent 
18:00 <Pieter> i wont be as boring then eh
18:00 <Kelevra> Maybe you should
18:00 <Kelevra> It'll straighten you out
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Kelevra, why is Pieter so obssessed with you?
18:00 <Pieter> you dont know me to say that
18:00 <TokenDaRing> he's fixated, it's kinda weird
18:00 <Pieter> only shows how ignorant you are
18:00 <Kelevra> TokenDaRing: he knows he annoys me
18:00 <Pieter> ask your step daddy , atleast ive dealt with him
18:00 <Kelevra> I'd fuck his brother so hard
18:00 <chelle> same.
19:00 <chelle> too bad he has a gf.
19:00 <Kelevra> Not as revenge
19:00 <mr_ducati> what about me ladies
19:00 <Pieter> wow
19:00 <Kelevra> But just cause He's tall and a lot nicer
19:00 <chelle> he's a sweetie pie though
19:00 <mr_ducati> would u fuck me hard?
19:00 <Pieter> and that there shows how clueless you really are
19:00 <Kelevra> I agree
19:00 <chelle> he bought me ice cream and took me to the beach!
19:00 <Kelevra> Aww
19:00 <chelle> :D
19:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati rides a Vespa. He's getting no pussy.
19:00 <Pieter> he then said youre a wackjob
19:00 <Kelevra> See the difference between them
19:00 <mr_ducati> aww skirmish
19:00 <mr_ducati> ur still alive
19:00 <mr_ducati> lonely and desperate?
20:00 <mr_ducati> as usual
20:00 <Kelevra> Pieter is such a scummy bastard
20:00 <mr_ducati> poor old man :/
20:00 <Pieter> who he shows you and what he is are 2 different things
20:00 <Pieter> but again , clueless
20:00 <chelle> well at least he has a steady relationship and a full time job
20:00 <chelle> just saying.
20:00 <Kelevra> I vote chelle and stebie forevs
20:00 <Doodle> wow, you'd really badmouth your own brother on irc just to try and prove you're better
20:00 <Pieter> ive always been far nicer n understanding than he , he's stuch a stiff
20:00 <chelle> thats kind of attractive.
20:00 <Skirmish> It's ok. 
20:00 <Doodle> i didnt think you could ge tthat low
20:00 <Pieter> but *shrug* you's would fall for anything
20:00 <Kelevra> Werd
20:00 <chelle> lol Kelevra 
21:00 <chelle> BAD DOG
21:00 <chelle> :p
21:00 <mr_ducati> fkn mirc nerds never change :/
21:00 <Skirmish> But Pieter is a drug addict! Why don't you all think he's cool and amazing and sexy! 
21:00 <Pieter> Doodle: you think thats bad mouthing ?
21:00 <Kelevra> Nah srsly I've never heard a bad word about stebie
21:00 <Pieter> clueless.
21:00 <Kelevra> Nor chelle 
21:00 <chelle> please, theres lots of bad words about me mel
21:00 <chelle> lol
21:00 <Pieter> he'd sell his own family to the devil just to get what he wants
21:00 <chelle> but i don't care
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Pieter wonders why he can't get a girl, but he can't even get it up
22:00 <Pieter> anyway , *shrug* im the ass :)
22:00 <chelle> Kelevra: I've been spending time with peoples babies lately and omg i want one
22:00 <Skirmish> Pieter can get girls. He loves his meth hoes. 
22:00 <Kelevra> Kids are great
22:00 <chelle> they so cute
23:00 <chelle> i met a newborn on saturday
23:00 <chelle> 5 hours old
23:00 <Skirmish> You forget about the time when this place was all gangbangs and drugs. That is when Pieter really thrived.
23:00 <chelle> SO CUTE
23:00 <Kelevra> My bubby has been a huggly cutie lately
23:00 <Doodle> chelle, come and wash my car pls
23:00 <[Maverick]> do it yourself> 
23:00 <Doodle> ok
24:00 <Kelevra> She stacked it last night and it was all hugs 
24:00 <Skirmish> I'm closer, wash mine!
24:00 <Doodle> closer?
24:00 <Doodle> doubt it
24:00 <chelle> Skirmish: you're closer?
24:00 <chelle> how
25:00 <zaim> not even once.
25:00 <Kelevra> She climbed on the back of a sofa and toppled over, couldn't get to her in time
26:00 <chelle> aw
26:00 <Kelevra> I blame the bird she was trying to kiss
27:00 <Kelevra> Newborns scare me abit
27:00 <Kelevra> I could never get the burpies out properly
27:00 <chelle> they're SO sweet
27:00 <chelle> some of them don't burp
28:00 <Kelevra> Angel would puke a lot, poor thing
28:00 <Kelevra> But I didn't know how to burp her
28:00 <Kelevra> As I said she's the first baby I've held
28:00 <chelle> you just rub their back
28:00 <chelle> over your shoulder
29:00 <chelle> some babies just aren't burgers
29:00 <chelle> er burpers 
29:00 <chelle> :D
29:00 <Kelevra> I tried but you need big boobs and more of a body to do it properly
29:00 <chelle> no babies are burgers haha
29:00 <Kelevra> My friend who is very full in the boob area was excellent with burping her
30:00 <chelle> how odd
30:00 <Kelevra> I think I was nervous a lot of the time
30:00 <Kelevra> Scared to break her lol
31:00 <chelle> yeah that's more likely the culprit
31:00 <Kelevra> Brb angels up and wants some juice
31:00 <chelle> water
31:00 <chelle> not juice!
32:00 <BlackDevil> got that simba?
32:00 <Kelevra> 0!#(	!	&!?..< n<zsa
32:00 <Kelevra> 		pop	
32:00 <Doodle> bless you
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> hrm
33:00 <Kelevra> Its fresh orange juice
33:00 <Kelevra> No sugar
33:00 <Kelevra> Hey geoff
34:00 <Kelevra> Lol just noticed what she typed
34:00 <Kelevra> She can spell pop
34:00 <Kelevra> Haha
34:00 <Skirmish> 14:24 chelle: Skirmish: you're closer?   <---- Forgot you weren't in Sydney anymore.
34:00 <chelle> lol Skirmish 
34:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB_nKpEkILs
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey mel :)
34:00 <Doodle> new prodigy
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Nasty (Jan 12, 2015) 3:42 - Category: Music - 2,632,990 views - 27,799 likes (95.2%), 1,405 dislikes (4.8%)
34:00 <Kelevra> My sister watered down the juice, fkn scabby whore
34:00 <chelle> lol
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
35:00 <BlackDevil> im trying to nap
35:00 <BlackDevil> but i got porn playing
35:00 <Kelevra> She shits me, fkn 20 yr olds
35:00 <Doodle> sorry
35:00 <Kelevra> Is Pieter crying?
35:00 <Doodle> hope so
35:00 <Kelevra> Well chelle and I aren't lying
35:00 <Kelevra> His brother is better
36:00 <Kelevra> Like tons better
36:00 <Kelevra> Visually and internally
36:00 <Doodle> i know
36:00 <Doodle> i've had him
36:00 <Kelevra> Haha
36:00 <Doodle> he was great
36:00 <Kelevra> You whore
36:00 <Kelevra> Always getting the dicking
37:00 <Doodle> keke
37:00 <Kelevra> That's why you got a two sweater hey
37:00 <Kelevra> Seater
37:00 <Kelevra> No kids, only bumsex funtimes
37:00 <Doodle> no i got it so i dont have to give cunts rides anywhere
38:00 <Doodle> or help them move
38:00 <Kelevra> Haha
38:00 <Kelevra> Well with your back you shouldnt help anyone move
38:00 <Kelevra> No one should ask either
38:00 <Skirmish> So THAT'S how foxes breed.
38:00 <Doodle> nah my back is fine m8
38:00 <Doodle> i helped my mate move his 5ft fish tank the other day
39:00 <Kelevra> Well you're just lazy
39:00 <Doodle> not far tho
39:00 <Kelevra> Fifth my god
40:00 <Doodle> yeah
40:00 <Doodle> he has bug fush
41:00 <Fez> Happy australia day
43:00 <simba> BlackDevil you got that?
44:00 <johninj4> Australia is awarding a knighthood to Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, a year after the honour was reintroduced by Prime Minister Tony Abbott.
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm sure he's stoked, because being a Knight of Australia is pretty cool. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Even though he's basically the King of Britain. 
45:00 <johninj4> totally deserved too
45:00 <johninj4> he has done so much for this country
46:00 <johninj4> oh wait..
46:00 <Devil45> abbott isnt even aussie.
46:00 <johninj4> what has he done?
46:00 <mr_ducati> they should give it to the punchbowl lebos
46:00 <Skirmish> lol lebos. 
47:00 <TokenDaRing> they should give it to Pieter's brother
47:00 <Skirmish> Only group in society keeping Adidas and Fila afloat. 
47:00 <mr_ducati> i like adidias
47:00 <mr_ducati> they have good sports gear
47:00 <Skirmish> Do you play sports?
47:00 <mr_ducati> na i go to the gym
48:00 <Skirmish> I remember that demonstration a year or so ago where all the lebs got upset and marched in Sydney. It was like a tracksuit parade. 
49:00 <Skirmish> I don't even remember what their beef was. Just remember laughing with some mates counting the tracksuit tops emblazoned with ADIDAS/FILA etc. 
51:00 <Kelevra> Can someone watch miss universe with me, I feel gay, so pretty
52:00 <Fez> Watch cricket instead
52:00 <Devil45> theres cricket on today?
52:00 <Kelevra> Okay now you seem gay
52:00 <Kelevra> Sif turn down hawt womens
52:00 <Fez> Seeming gqu isnt being gay.im cool with that
53:00 <Fez> -typos
53:00 <Fez> They have clothes on.
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm cool with what you're cool with so you're cool imo
53:00 <Kelevra> <3
53:00 <Fez> Heart
54:00 <Skirmish> Anyone got any guesses on who's going to take out number one in JJJ's hottest 100? 
54:00 <Skirmish> I hope Taylor Swift wins ... purely because the fedora wearers will be outraged. 
54:00 <johninj4> she got banned
54:00 <johninj4> from the countdown
55:00 <[Maverick]> THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNNNN
55:00 <Kelevra> I thought they'd be Aussie bands
55:00 <Skirmish> Because of the KFC endorsement? 
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Taylor Swift only sings about her ex's
55:00 <TokenDaRing> it's pretty boring
55:00 <johninj4> for a few reasons, that was one of them
55:00 <Devil45> all taylor swift sings about is break ups
55:00 <johninj4> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/taylor-swift-disqualified-from-hottest-100/story-fnndfy6b-1227196860796 
55:00 <Kelevra> I like her abit
55:00 <Skirmish> I'd do Taylor Swift. Bang a hotty AND end up in her songs.
55:00 <Kelevra> Irold
56:00 <Skirmish> Well now I just have to hope whoever does win, makes the fedora club angry. 
56:00 <Kelevra> I don't like that Bruno mars song where he wears hair rollers
57:00 <Kelevra> Seems abit mj for me
57:00 <johninj4> meanwhile i'm downloading pat benetar and steve miller band
57:00 <Devil45> how about kelly osbourne... she bags out christina aguilera for being fat.
57:00 <johninj4> just not into new stuff at all
57:00 <Kelevra> But isn't she fat
57:00 <Kelevra> Or was
58:00 <Devil45> she was
58:00 <Devil45> christina was fat too but isnt now
58:00 <johninj4> prefer a fat aguilera over a skinny osborne 
58:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I don't dig kellys accent
58:00 <Devil45> shes just like her mother - true brit
59:00 <Kelevra> Her mum isn't very nice
59:00 <Fez> Lets advance australia fair
59:00 <Fez> K.. go
59:00 <Kelevra> She has too opinions
59:00 <johninj4> i think you probably see that side of her though
59:00 <Devil45> sharon osbourne and joan rivers (if rivers was still alive) would make a great debating team
00:00 <johninj4> nobody would watch a reality show if they kept their opinions to themselves
00:00 <Skirmish> Osbourne's personality ruins her. She wasn't bad looking but when she opened her mouth it was cringe worthy. 
00:00 <Kelevra> She reminds me of my auntie
00:00 <Devil45> and it was joan who mocked adele
00:00 <Fez> Kelevra.. get me a beer please
00:00 <Kelevra> I haven't got anything you'd like here
00:00 <Kelevra> Only coopers sparkling and pure blondes
00:00 <Fez> Is it beer?
00:00 <Kelevra> =/
01:00 <Kelevra> Course its beer
01:00 <Kelevra> I can't drink spirits
01:00 <Kelevra> Fuck
01:00 <Fez> Blondes are ok.. the beer i mean
01:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: I should've got that wine
01:00 <Skirmish> Moscato! 
01:00 <Devil45> pure blonde is beer - tastes ok too
01:00 <Devil45> actually tastes better than fosters
02:00 <Skirmish> I got beam and coke cans over the weekend. 
02:00 <Kelevra> Which ones nicer?
02:00 <Fez> You bought fosters? Lol
02:00 <Devil45> god no
02:00 <Devil45> fosters is piss
02:00 <Devil45> its the aussie version of coors
02:00 <Fez> So you wouldnt know
02:00 <Fez> Fk.
02:00 <Devil45> i would know
02:00 <Fez> Ok
02:00 <Devil45> kthxbai
03:00 <Fez> Cya
03:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't get much more Australian than fighting over beer brands.
03:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: What's your thoughts on who Abbott made Aussie of the Year? 
03:00 <Skirmish> I think he fucked that up too. 
04:00 <Devil45> i would rather have vb or west end.
04:00 <Devil45> abbott is not aussie
04:00 <Skirmish> Sick and tired of seeing that footy player Goodes or whatever going on about racism. 
04:00 <Devil45> but hes not nominating himself is he
04:00 <johninj4> i didn't really read into it yet man
04:00 <johninj4> apparently she is a feminist?
04:00 <Skirmish> He gave it to that chick who had her son killed by his dad at cricket practice. 
04:00 <johninj4> tim cahill i would have liked
05:00 <johninj4> ohh
05:00 <Skirmish> Terrible even, don't get me wrong, but the Morcombe family would have been a better choice if that was your angle. 
05:00 <Skirmish> event*
05:00 <johninj4> well i'm not sure what to say about that, hardly deserving
05:00 <johninj4> its not hard to have a family member killed
05:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I think he was just trying to get votes with that one. 
05:00 <johninj4> doesn't take a lot of skill
06:00 <johninj4> i'm sure there were more deserving people
06:00 <johninj4> but oh well
06:00 <Devil45> in cricket it only takes a cricket ball to hit an unprotected area and youre gone
06:00 <johninj4> it doesn't mean that much anymore, they have been fucking it up for years now
06:00 <johninj4> maybe a posthumous phil hughes
06:00 <Devil45> like with phil hughes
07:00 <Skirmish> I think we went overboard with Phil Hughes. 
07:00 <Skirmish> First ep of Top Gear season 22 on eztv
08:00 <Kelevra> And there goes the daughter off to no mans land
08:00 <Devil45> eztv is a trusted rg according to a site im vip on.
09:00 <Skirmish> I download all my tv and doco stuff from eztv
09:00 <Devil45> i got season 10 so far of criminal minds episodes from eztv
10:00 <Kelevra> Shit I didn't realise it was upto ten
10:00 <Devil45> season 10 episode 11
10:00 <Devil45> is the most recent
10:00 <Kelevra> Wow
11:00 <Devil45> i have it :)
11:00 <Devil45> all i need now is more drive space
11:00 <Kelevra> 2tb ext are cheap from jb
12:00 <Kelevra> Think I got mine 99 or less
12:00 <Kelevra> Toshiba
12:00 <Devil45> i can get hdds off ebay easily
12:00 <Devil45> usb 3.0
12:00 <Skirmish> Watching Blue Bloods on netflix. That is a pretty good show.
14:00 <Devil45> blue bloods the tom selleck series?
14:00 <Kelevra> So savvy
15:00 <Skirmish> http://absolutelyfobulous.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mega-mac.jpg 
17:00 <Skirmish> Devil45: Yeah. 
18:00 <Devil45> ah yes i saw a couple of eps on ten when it was on
28:00 <Digerati> i got a photo of a google van :) haha
28:00 <Digerati> karna
28:00 <Digerati> larma
28:00 <Digerati> parma
29:00 <Digerati> karma ffs :)
29:00 <Digerati> got them at their own game
29:00 <Digerati> don't know how they can do that shit
31:00 <Digerati> hi simba mate :/
31:00 <Digerati> hi all
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> hi Digerati
31:00 <Digerati> happy oz day
31:00 <Digerati> decided to buy a 6 pack to drink
31:00 <Digerati> why not
31:00 <Digerati> VB
32:00 <Digerati> aint had a drink in months
32:00 <Digerati> had to get off seroquel to have some VB
32:00 <Digerati> might go back on seros next week
32:00 <Digerati> wanna get beer into me :)
33:00 <Digerati> just beer, not spirits or wine
33:00 <Digerati> VB is the Aussiest of all Aussie Beers !
33:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
34:00 <Digerati> Carlton to :)
34:00 <Pieter> hey ^pHANTOM^ :()
34:00 <Pieter> :)
34:00 <Digerati> pieter u whore :)
34:00 <Pieter> hello copper:)
34:00 <Digerati> i want you babay :)
34:00 <Digerati> jk
35:00 <Digerati> not... :)
35:00 <Pieter> most do , untouchable i be tho
35:00 <Digerati> your a good bubba
35:00 <Pieter> :)
35:00 <Digerati> can i massage your ass with baby oil ?
35:00 <Digerati> ewww
35:00 <Pieter> best you keep it , ill virtually be doing it via another
35:00 <Digerati> joking man
35:00 <Pieter> )
36:00 <Digerati> so wats ya up 2 ?
36:00 <Fez> And then they turkey slapped each other
36:00 <Pieter> not you
36:00 <Pieter> im going kitty nap
36:00 <Pieter> bbl
36:00 <Digerati> bang bang the boogy
36:00 <Digerati> and don't stop the boogy banging !!!
37:00 <Pieter> i bought a 1kg bag of glucojel jel;ly beans from the chemist yesterday
37:00 <Pieter> all in the jar
37:00 <Pieter> now my hand wont fit to get to the bottom of em
37:00 <Pieter> lots of beans lots of insulin
37:00 <Pieter> but now i feel fucked
37:00 <Digerati> pieter, i am a retired cop from over a decade ago, i don't give a fuck what people do on irc, i aint here on business i said, just here to see old friends
37:00 <Pieter> i gotta go bed otherwise im gonna collapse:?
37:00 <Digerati> i miss the place
38:00 <Digerati> i am on a pension now, and a drunk, but never violent in my ife
38:00 <Pieter> Digerati: you talk poo and you slip up too much
38:00 <Digerati> shit happens mate
38:00 <Digerati> i blew my cover :) so what
38:00 <Pieter> anyway enjoy , may you catch something , preferably chlamydia
38:00 <Pieter> bbl
38:00 <Digerati> ewww
39:00 <Digerati> bet you got dirty ball sacks darling
39:00 <Digerati> smelly gross balls
39:00 <Digerati> go and have a shower
39:00 <Digerati> gheytard... :)
52:00 <Digerati> what band in the 80's sang: "what should we be singing in the 80's"
55:00 <doctor> straya day already
55:00 <doctor> all days are the same to me
01:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmQlBfxh4Us
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Enz - I Got You (1980) (Sep 7, 2008) 3:55 - Category: Music - views - 5,324 likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%)
01:00 <doctor> split enz is great stuff
01:00 <Digerati> yeah
01:00 <Digerati> i was 12
01:00 <Digerati> danced to them
01:00 <doctor> message to my girl i think i enjoy the best
02:00 <Digerati> only aussie i hated was the one i had to work with
02:00 <Digerati> he was an aussie
02:00 <doctor> pretty powerful
02:00 <Digerati> shirley, skyhooks
02:00 <Digerati> feel sorry for him
02:00 <doctor> ive met plenty of aussies i don't like. lol
02:00 <Digerati> a drunk
02:00 <Digerati> i am a hypocrite in know
02:00 <doctor> the drunks ive known have been good people
03:00 <Digerati> but when your that rich, you dont need to mix that shit
03:00 <Digerati> heroin is enough
03:00 <doctor> the ones who get violent are the binge drinkers
03:00 <Digerati> i love this song
03:00 <Digerati> he binged man, i worked at triple m
03:00 <Digerati> d generation
03:00 <Digerati> remember them ?
03:00 <Digerati> richard stubbs
03:00 <Digerati> stubbsy
03:00 <doctor> alcoholism isn't so much a problem as it's made out to be, mostly it only harms the one consuming it
04:00 <doctor> nah don't remember
04:00 <Digerati> i worked in the office as a clerk
04:00 <Digerati> knew the news team
04:00 <Digerati> jennifer kyte
04:00 <doctor> i'm 28 in march and i've had around 8 jobs in my life time
04:00 <Digerati> worked at triple m for years
04:00 <Digerati> i loved the place
05:00 <doctor> longest job i had was fish monger
05:00 <Digerati> haah, the smell of fish :)
05:00 <Digerati> lovely
05:00 <MusiciaN> i hear those fish love being monged
05:00 <doctor> i love monging fish
05:00 <Digerati> fish stories :)
05:00 <slinky_J> mm fish
05:00 <Digerati> very fishy !
05:00 <doctor> fish are great
05:00 <MusiciaN> lol
05:00 <doctor> i get excited when i see them
05:00 <MusiciaN> that was terrible
05:00 <Digerati> i love snapper and bream only
05:00 <Digerati> nothing else
06:00 <MusiciaN> that was for the very fishy comment
06:00 <Digerati> only two fish i will touch
06:00 <Digerati> snapper i only boil with potatoes and carrots and onions
06:00 <Digerati> and bream i will grill
06:00 <doctor> sounds nice
06:00 <doctor> i like a good fish soup
06:00 <Digerati> flathead is the poor mans snapper
07:00 <doctor> might have some for dinner tonight. most likely crappy hoki but it will suffice
07:00 <Digerati> rofl
07:00 <Digerati> i fucked a fish, only animal i fucked
07:00 <doctor> flathead is actually pretty expensive
07:00 <Digerati> yeah right
07:00 <Digerati> fuck off :)
07:00 <Digerati> hehe
07:00 <doctor> more expensive than certain snappers
07:00 <doctor> it's true
07:00 <Digerati> flathead is nice man
07:00 <Digerati> no, not you you doctor
07:00 <Digerati> it was not directed at you
07:00 <doctor> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> My mrs tried swordfish steaks. She reckons they're awesome. 
08:00 <Digerati> but fucked if i will touch a flathead
08:00 <doctor> yeah swordfish is great
08:00 <Skirmish> Unless it's battered at the takeaway shop ... I don't like fish. 
08:00 <Digerati> i think flathead are deformed anyway
08:00 <MusiciaN> tuna steak is awesome
08:00 <DemonsRun> That, was a good nap.
08:00 <Digerati> ugly looking fish
08:00 <MusiciaN> few
08:00 <Digerati> tuna and salmon is the ultimate
08:00 <doctor> tuna, trevally, mahi mahi, swordfish, mullet
08:00 <Digerati> i did not mention tuna and salmon
08:00 <doctor> the oilier fish
08:00 <MusiciaN> what a steak
08:00 <Digerati> i would pick now the best fish
09:00 <MusiciaN> you wouldn't think you'd cook a fish so its pink in the middle
09:00 <DemonsRun> What did I miss Skirmish ?
09:00 <Digerati> snapper, bream, salmon, tuna and king george whiting
09:00 <MusiciaN> but it just works
09:00 <Digerati> nothing else
09:00 <Digerati> fuck the rest
09:00 <doctor> mulloway is actually very good but goes off pretty quickly because it's a very bloody fish
09:00 <doctor> whitings are always great
09:00 <Digerati> mulloway i ahte
09:00 <Digerati> hate
09:00 <Digerati> river fish
09:00 <doctor> pink snapper or gold band snapper i would say are the best
09:00 <slinky_J> eat it raw if you want to
09:00 <doctor> gotta bleed them good
09:00 <Digerati> brean is river i know, but looks better
09:00 <doctor> crimson snapper or sweetlip is trash
09:00 <Digerati> i do go for looks as well :)
10:00 <MusiciaN> i remember somebody on kangaroo island giving us a few flathead that wouldn't fit in the chest freezer
10:00 <doctor> bream are one of those fishies that can survive in both
10:00 <Digerati> people eat leatherjackets, they look evil
10:00 <doctor> i think they also change sex when they go from fresh to salt or vice versa
10:00 <doctor> like barramundi
10:00 <MusiciaN> they grow to be massive
10:00 <doctor> leatherjackets are good
10:00 <Digerati> i dont even like flounder, looks like a oversized fucking angel fish
10:00 <doctor> takes a bit used to when skinning them
11:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <MusiciaN> we found a good way
11:00 <Digerati> ugliest of all is carp and cod
11:00 <MusiciaN> cut round the outside and pull the skin off with a pair of pliers
11:00 <doctor> estuary cods are fugly yeah
11:00 <Digerati> i go for the sexiness in a fish
12:00 <Digerati> a fish that i can kiss
12:00 <Digerati> alive that is :)
12:00 <MusiciaN> rex hunt here
12:00 <Digerati> i almost tongue kissed a snapper
12:00 <doctor> we used to just snap the head and wings off then peel off from the rib cage or back
12:00 <Digerati> bastard bit my tongue
12:00 <doctor> had proper gloves for it though
13:00 <MusiciaN> lol
13:00 <MusiciaN> i was going to say
13:00 <MusiciaN> they have massive teeth
13:00 <MusiciaN> why would you put your face near the thing
13:00 <Digerati> i know how to break the fishs neck doctor, 1 second death, uncle taught me, under the gill and pull back extremly quickly
13:00 <Digerati> dies instantly
13:00 <Digerati> i hate cruel fish killer
13:00 <doctor> yeah
14:00 <doctor> iki jimi is what they told us but it's easy to stuff up
14:00 <Digerati> some fuckers let them die in the bucket
14:00 <doctor> between the eye and lateral line, supposed to be the brain
14:00 <MusiciaN> not very nice
14:00 <doctor> but not always, lol
14:00 <Digerati> it's cruel maurice
14:00 <MusiciaN> i always used to bring a big esky and put water in it
14:00 <MusiciaN> they stay alive for ages
14:00 <Digerati> i fished for decades and learnt
14:00 <MusiciaN> but maybe i just like watching fish
15:00 <Digerati> musician, no point with esky and water
15:00 <doctor> yeah, they're interesting creatures
15:00 <Digerati> that's actually cruel
15:00 <Digerati> if the fish is legal size
15:00 <Digerati> kill it
15:00 <Digerati> it has a brain
15:00 <MusiciaN> well you don't see them on irc
15:00 <MusiciaN> so they probably do
15:00 <Digerati> it don't matter
15:00 <MusiciaN> it has as much room as a goldfish
15:00 <Digerati> kill kill kill
16:00 <Digerati> or put it back
16:00 <Digerati> one or the other
16:00 <MusiciaN> if the thing is full then i do kill them
16:00 <MusiciaN> if it has room to swim how is that cruel
16:00 <MusiciaN> pft
16:00 <Digerati> i caught a warm water salt water fish in qld, heaps of colors
16:00 <Skirmish> 16:09 DemonsRun: What did I miss Skirmish ?  <--- Absolutely nothing.
16:00 <Digerati> put it in the fish tank for 5 years
17:00 <DemonsRun> Good.
17:00 <Digerati> but not to eat
17:00 <Digerati> it was an angel fish
17:00 <MusiciaN> a lot of those fish are very hard to eat
17:00 <MusiciaN> so my cousins told me when i was up there
17:00 <Digerati> used a handmade fish hook the tiniest there is, about the size of a pin
18:00 <Digerati> put a maggot on it
18:00 <MusiciaN> how big was the fish
18:00 <Digerati> about 10cm
18:00 <MusiciaN> nemo :D
18:00 <Digerati> they only grow to 12 cm
18:00 <Digerati> i dont catch undersized (edible) fish
18:00 <Digerati> i put them back
19:00 <Digerati> the angel fish is not edible
19:00 <Digerati> its for tanks
19:00 <Digerati> and only live about 5 years
20:00 <Digerati> they cost around 100$ to buy at the pet shops
20:00 <Digerati> dont know how they fucking catch em
20:00 <Digerati> probably breed them in huge tanks
21:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ3zZ0VHrbo
21:00 <Digerati> there you go
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Angelfish Breeding Room (Sep 23, 2014) 9:05 - Category: Pets & Animals - 1,874 views - 6 likes (75%), 2 dislikes (25%)
21:00 <Digerati> that's what i got
22:00 <nate> what the hell!
22:00 <MusiciaN> dont they net/dive for those fish
22:00 <nate> u are my angel fish ;D
23:00 <Digerati> yeah
24:00 <Digerati> 1000's of dollars to be made in em
24:00 <Digerati> pet shops buy em
24:00 <Digerati> just need to test water everyday
24:00 <Digerati> and feed
24:00 <Digerati> 2 things
25:00 <Digerati> all you got is a breeding station there
25:00 <nate> what;D
25:00 <nate> what waht!
25:00 <Digerati> angel fish mate
25:00 <Digerati> tanks
25:00 <Digerati> fish tanks
25:00 <Digerati> and fish
25:00 <nate> i only understand talking about smut
25:00 <Digerati> fish stories :P
25:00 <nate> hehe ;D
26:00 <Digerati> tales of the fish ! :)
26:00 <Digerati> lol
26:00 <Digerati> brain dead fish :)
26:00 <nate> they have cola at the shops for 1 dollar, irc drwink!
26:00 <Digerati> but i think they have a brain, and they do feel
27:00 <nate> memory of 5 seconds right?
27:00 <Digerati> yeah
27:00 <nate> just like me, digi how u treat me so bad hmmkay ;D
27:00 <Digerati> 5 seconds is almost a lifetime for them
27:00 <nate> easily forgotten ;D
28:00 <Digerati> human lifetime :)
28:00 <Digerati> they do store that into memory
28:00 <Digerati> and then forget
28:00 <Digerati> until they meet up again and remember
28:00 <Digerati> it's weird
29:00 <Digerati> it's like a computer in a way
29:00 <Digerati> ram or rom
29:00 <nate> a computer dont play chinese whispers
29:00 <Digerati> only active when it is activated
29:00 <nate> everyone remembers from point of view ;l
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
30:00 <Digerati> peeps
30:00 <Digerati> pooper :)
30:00 <Digerati> sup kat
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> chillin' 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
30:00 <Digerati> fuck all, got beers of VB
30:00 <Digerati> 6 pack
30:00 <Digerati> aint drank in months
31:00 <Digerati> so i decided today :)
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> alrightie
31:00 <nate> wreck itttt!
31:00 <Digerati> might get another 6 pack but
31:00 <Digerati> i dont think 6 is enough :)
31:00 <Digerati> have to binge :) rofl
32:00 <Digerati> should have bought a fucking slab
32:00 <Digerati> but my brother is a slob/pig, he will drink em all
33:00 <Digerati> hid them under the bed
33:00 <nate> i hide under the bed 2
36:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9bMMaE6E-0
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Advance Australia Fair Hardstyle (Jun 1, 2009) 4:11 - Category: Music - 22,091 views - 60 likes (65.2%), 32 dislikes (34.8%)
37:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtpBUQoVups
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "I am Australian" sang by Mirusia Louwerse (Oct 13, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 201,318 views - 612 likes (95.3%), 30 dislikes (4.7%)
37:00 <Digerati> andre rieu
40:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQCIUKgHc5k
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Botany Bay sung by Mirusia Louwerse in Melbourne Australia (Feb 14, 2009) 4:47 - Category: Entertainment - 360,929 views - 708 likes (95.9%), 30 dislikes (4.1%)
40:00 <Digerati> we all heard this song
47:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: red gum - poor ned (Feb 3, 2010) 3:20 - Category: Music - 207,787 views - 652 likes (97.6%), 16 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afO3IQX2Qnc
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pogues - The Wild Rover (Nov 15, 2008) 2:37 - Category: Music - 872,281 views - 1,734 likes (98%), 36 dislikes (2%)
56:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MnF6tonFY4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: F**k You I'm Drunk - Irish Drinking Song - Lyrics , (Feb 20, 2010) 1:58 - Category: Entertainment - 211,794 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
57:00 <Skirmish> B2, cut it out mate. 
57:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA80jHGZmGo
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Irish Drinking Songs - Album 3 - Ribald Irish Drinking Songs (Mar 16, 2013) 22:39 - Category: Music - 67,509 views - 196 likes (96.1%), 8 dislikes (3.9%)
57:00 <Digerati> diddly
01:00 <Digerati> Belfast Brigade !!!
01:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiwuQ6UHMQg
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Hours of Celtic Music (May 8, 2013) 02:02:50 - Category: Music - 13,760,912 views - likes (98.4%), 1,760 dislikes (1.6%)
02:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> strueth mateys!
02:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> haapy bloodt australia day!
03:00 <Digerati> umm
03:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> whoops sorry! scuse me spellin!
03:00 <Digerati> yeah
03:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> happy bloody australia day!
03:00 <Digerati> sure
03:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> crikey im full from me lamb chops, shrimps on me barbie, and me cans of foster n VB
03:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> livin da fair dinkum ozzy dream 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. newsflash cunt
03:00 <Digerati> right
04:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> aussie aussie aussie! OI OI OI!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> prawn
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fucking shrimp
04:00 <Digerati> shrimp
04:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> green n gold cunts
04:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> like it or leave
04:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> fuck off we're full
04:00 <Digerati> the yanks call it prawn
04:00 <Digerati> aussies call it shrimp
04:00 <simplicity> scrackin guys
04:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> haha katatonic_kate01 tried to look cleber
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> clever
05:00 <Digerati> then leave tru_blu
05:00 <simplicity> I love IRC
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> and shes wrong
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> Digerati that phrase like it or leave
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> was aimed at the muslims
05:00 <Digerati> afghanistan is an option
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> who come on here and hate on our lifestyle
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> and values of freedom
05:00 <Digerati> mujahideen !
05:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> who come to here* as in come to live  in australia
06:00 <Digerati> tru_blu, you aint got a clue
06:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> about what?
06:00 <Digerati> your ball sacks are twisted
06:00 <Tru_Blu_DinkyDi_Occa> ok ive been converted i see the light now
07:00 <Digerati> this country is for everyone, muslims and all, except terrorists
07:00 <Digerati> not all muslims are terrorists you halfwit
07:00 <Imam_Arif_Rasheed> assalamu alaikum by friend
07:00 <Digerati> a lot of muslims condemn terrorism, and despise terrorists
07:00 <Imam_Arif_Rasheed> indeed
07:00 <Digerati> i aint muslim
08:00 <Digerati> i am atheist
08:00 <Imam_Arif_Rasheed> oh ic
08:00 <Imam_Arif_Rasheed> well so am i
08:00 <Digerati> i respect religion, i don't respect terrorism
08:00 <Digerati> each human has their own beliefs
08:00 <Godless_Heathen> well do u believe in souls?
09:00 <Digerati> and a lot of their beliefs don't fit into mainstream religion
09:00 <Godless_Heathen> and where you thou soul be
09:00 <Digerati> they make up their own beliefs
09:00 <Godless_Heathen> when the end of thy life commeth?
09:00 <Digerati> Know Thyself
09:00 <Digerati> that's the only 2 words i know
09:00 <Digerati> bbl
09:00 <Godless_Heathen> i know thyself
09:00 <Digerati> BS
09:00 <Godless_Heathen> i am a man of God
10:00 <Godless_Heathen> a man of faith in the holy lord almighty
10:00 <Digerati> you don't know the future, and your fate
10:00 <Godless_Heathen> no, thou art wrong
10:00 <simplicity> I hate niggers
10:00 <TheRon> nude chicks?
10:00 <Digerati> that is not knowing thyself
10:00 <Godless_Heathen> i know one thing for certain of the future
10:00 <Digerati> and how you can change
10:00 <Digerati> hey ronny
10:00 <simplicity> Personally all niggers (muslim or not) disgust me
10:00 <simplicity> I don't think religion is the problem here.
11:00 <Godless_Heathen> Digerati i know that im gona rape anally sodomize your father
11:00 <Digerati> theron, remember a band that sang a song in 1979, called: "what should we be singing in the 80's" ?
11:00 <simplicity> Extermination of all niggers would result in world peace, I suppose.
11:00 <Digerati> i cantg find that song man
11:00 <Digerati> anywhere
11:00 <Godless_Heathen> i shall insert my penis up into his returm, thrust into an in and out motion until i finally climax in orgasm
11:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
11:00 <Godless_Heathen> and ejaculate me seed
11:00 <Godless_Heathen> into his rectum
11:00 <TheRon> can we please stop the gay talk
12:00 <TokenDaRing> nothing wrong with some man on man action
13:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVssxumkHI4
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Avatar Soundtrack - OST - James Horner (May 9, 2014) 01:18:58 - Category: People & Blogs - 621,894 views - 1,479 likes (85%), 260 dislikes (15%)
15:00 <TheRon> rihannon..........
16:00 <Godless_Heathen> <TheRon> can we please stop the gay talk
17:00 <Godless_Heathen> gettin u uncomfortable there, fag?
17:00 <manowar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWv3DfoiigM
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skyrim Complete Soundtrack (HQ AUDIO) (Apr 7, 2014) 03:39:02 - Category: Music - 364,426 views - 2,697 likes (98.1%), 51 dislikes (1.9%)
17:00 <TheRon> it's just old
17:00 <Godless_Heathen> u gettin an erection from reading it
17:00 <Godless_Heathen> and now you're being angry about that?
17:00 <Godless_Heathen> in denial
17:00 <nate> yay gay talk
18:00 <DemonsRun> Who is god
18:00 <manowar> so ghey !
18:00 <DemonsRun> Whoever that was
18:00 <nate> i dont know what a returm is
18:00 <manowar> yo sim bro :/
19:00 <manowar> TROJANSSSSSSSSSSSS
19:00 <manowar> ALEXANDERRRRRR
19:00 <TheRon> dancin' with myself oh oh
20:00 <Digerati> flavisius maximius
20:00 <Digerati> indeedly doodius
22:00 <beagle> im on paltalk with hundreds lazers going thru room blowing smoke into them
22:00 <beagle> room called mad and trip
23:00 <TheRon> happy australia day all
24:00 <Nikky`> Ditto TheRon
25:00 <Vagisil> SMASHING
27:00 <doctor> appy strayday m8
29:00 <johninj4> ozieozieozie
32:00 <doctor> in ya - get it up ya
33:00 <doctor> i think indigenous dialect is moulding into the australian dialect
34:00 <doctor> all the slurred hyphens
34:00 <IAmSpeed> ye nah brudda!
35:00 <TheRon> evil woman
35:00 <Nikky`> I am so
38:00 <TheRon> overcast, not good for fireworks
38:00 <Nikky`> Meh to fireworks
39:00 <TheRon> i like to scream out "MEDIC!!" after the bangs
39:00 <johninj4> lol
41:00 <TheRon> ratcat - that ain't bad
42:00 <johninj4> Just to be clear, we're not criticizing him for being a perfectionist. Lots of people like to make sure shit is done just right. But at some point, you go past "perfectionist" into "obsessive-compulsive." Beyond that on the spectrum, you have "insane," "a danger to himself and others" and finally a category that experts have simply named, "Stanley Kubrick."
43:00 <TheRon> johninj4: ?
44:00 <johninj4> TheRon !
44:00 <TheRon> you're so vain i bet you think this song is about you, don't you
45:00 <johninj4> i do
46:00 <johninj4> i'm very sensitive as well as vain
46:00 <Nikky`> Why do I call my mum? she never listens sometimes :/
46:00 <johninj4> sounds like a female
46:00 <johninj4> lol
46:00 <Nikky`> oooh perfect timing
47:00 <TheRon> i've lost count of the number of times i've been punched or kicked in the nuts at nightclubs
48:00 <johninj4> i have only had other men hit me in the nads
48:00 <TheRon> i read the book sexual harrassment for beginners
48:00 <johninj4> and basketballs
48:00 <johninj4> the worst is when they flick imo
48:00 <johninj4> although when i got kneed by this asian guy i went down pretty hard
48:00 <TheRon> indoor soccer they do it
48:00 <TheRon> "oh sorry i was going for the ball!"
49:00 <johninj4> lol
49:00 <TheRon> yeah right
49:00 <johninj4> yeh 'the ball'
50:00 <Nikky`> Why did the asian guy hit you in the nuts? foreplay?
50:00 <johninj4> i kept calling him head when his name was ed
50:00 <TheRon> a cricket ball to the nuts is worse pain than child birth
50:00 <johninj4> he did have a gigantic head though
50:00 <johninj4> but yeah obviously had enough of it
50:00 <johninj4> i stopped
52:00 <TheRon> so you've got to let me know, should i stay or should i go?
52:00 <Nikky`> Yes, that should make anyone stop
53:00 <Nikky`> unless you wanted more so after the pain, looked up and said, thanks for that head
53:00 <johninj4> lol
53:00 <johninj4> no i just layed on the ground in pain for about 5 minutes
53:00 <johninj4> i can still make babies though, all good, i forgive you head
54:00 <Nikky`> How many babies have you made since this attack? lol
54:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: in the men's locker room we flick eachother in the nuts with towels
54:00 <johninj4> lol no comment
55:00 <Nikky`> That sounds hot TheRon.. old men in bowls uniform nut flicking
55:00 <TheRon> it's for team bonding
55:00 <johninj4> lol
55:00 <Nikky`> Aaah like that is it johninj4.. ill just make up a number, all good
55:00 <johninj4> hahah
56:00 <Nikky`> Of course, mose ppl do another normal things but guess thats what happens when you play bowls
56:00 <johninj4> you ever get in a catfight Nikky`?
56:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
56:00 <Nikky`> No johninj4.. i've never been in a punch up in my life
57:00 <johninj4> good to hear
57:00 <johninj4> you would probably pwn the ammount you go to the gym
57:00 <Nikky`> lol no
57:00 <TheRon> i've never thrown a punch
57:00 <Nikky`> I'd cower and maybe cry a little - don't hit me
57:00 <Nikky`> I hate conflict
57:00 <johninj4> aww
57:00 <Nikky`> I get all icky in the stomach and feel horrible
57:00 <Nikky`> so I avoid it
57:00 <johninj4> well its good TheRon, throw a lot i regret doing
58:00 <TheRon> i'd throw a kid into sewage once when i was in high school 
58:00 <johninj4> can't take it back later
58:00 <johninj4> lol
58:00 <johninj4> thats probably better than a punch tbh
59:00 <TheRon> i just didn't like him
59:00 <johninj4> good enough reason
59:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
59:00 <johninj4> if TheRon didn't like him i don't like him either
59:00 <TheRon> out with mates i'm the voice of reason
59:00 <johninj4> people change a lot though
00:00 <johninj4> i don't like to fight anymore
00:00 <johninj4> its a last resort
00:00 <TheRon> i played basketball against the same kid and left my feet just to foul him
00:00 <johninj4> lol what did he do to irk you so?
01:00 <johninj4> go out with the girl you liked?
01:00 <TheRon> he had an award winning personality
01:00 <johninj4> ahh yes thos pricks
01:00 <TheRon> i don't get pissed off too often
02:00 <Nikky`> Same
03:00 <Nikky`> Well, maybe thats a lie, kinda, smidge
03:00 <Nikky`> :p
03:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: gets pissed off when doodle withholds sex
03:00 <Nikky`> Sif he would withhold sex
03:00 <johninj4> he really plays hard to get that one
03:00 <Nikky`> He is a right little whore
04:00 <Zade> he just hasnt met the right guy yet 
04:00 <johninj4> holding out for a hero
05:00 <Zade> some people just have a thing for lycra
07:00 <TheRon> my my my sharona
08:00 <johninj4> my 2nd least favourite song that one behind hey mickey
08:00 <TheRon> classics
08:00 <johninj4> i refuse to listen to them
09:00 <Zade> i agree with johninj4
09:00 <TheRon> sir mix alot?
10:00 <Zade> sir mix alot is less annoying
11:00 <TheRon> why do i see the words "aussie hip hop!" and just giggle?
12:00 <johninj4> some of it isn't THAT bad
12:00 <TheRon> aussie shit hop
12:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJgB6T3BIc 
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mandle & Planz - Australia's Off There Head (Oct 5, 2011) 3:09 - Category: Music - 7,284 views - 22 likes (95.7%), 1 dislikes (4.3%)
15:00 <TheRon> no cricket on australia day seems wrong to me
16:00 <johninj4> did you see those 3 people get injured off one ball the other day?
16:00 <TheRon> the strokes - last night
16:00 <TheRon> no
17:00 <johninj4> fucking mad
17:00 <johninj4> the batter injured his shoulder smashing the ball back into his strike partner, one of the fieldsmen popped the bowelr in the head feilding
17:00 <TheRon> whoops
19:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e_Y8QmDlAg 
19:00 <johninj4> thats it there
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2014-15 Round 14 vs. Footscray Edgewater - It's all happening... (Jan 22, 2015) 0:33 - Category: Sports - 280,066 views - 240 likes (86.3%), 38 dislikes (13.7%)
19:00 <TheRon> local cricket no wonder i had no clue
23:00 <TheRon> california rest in peace simultaneous release
26:00 <TheRon> so...........how about them knicks
31:00 <johninj4> haha
31:00 <johninj4> they got phil jackson now yeh?>
31:00 <johninj4> they should be right come next year
31:00 <TheRon> team president
31:00 <simba> oh wont you yelp for pieter too
32:00 <johninj4> jennings has a couple of big games then goes down with injury for the pistons
32:00 <johninj4> bit upset about that
32:00 <johninj4> he was only starting to shine
32:00 <TheRon> damn
32:00 <TheRon> spurs won today so all good
32:00 <johninj4> had a 20+ point and 21 assist game the other night
32:00 <johninj4> pretty huge
32:00 <johninj4> ahh cool
33:00 <TheRon> he has been good since they got rid of josh smith
33:00 <johninj4> yeh man
33:00 <johninj4> they went on a streak as soon as he left
33:00 <johninj4> says a lot
33:00 <simba> utah jazz r teh coolest
33:00 <johninj4> they have an aussie playing point now simba
33:00 <johninj4> dante exum
33:00 <TheRon> yeah aussie aussie aussie and all that
33:00 <johninj4> wonderkid
33:00 <simba> sweet
33:00 <TheRon> 2 aussies
33:00 <TheRon> joe ingles
34:00 <johninj4> yeh but joe is like..a good team player
34:00 <simba> they keep winning
34:00 <simba> might have to see how cool they look
34:00 <johninj4> yeh man, they will just keep getting better i think
35:00 <TheRon> burks out for the jazz is huge'
35:00 <johninj4> the sg?
35:00 <TheRon> yep
35:00 <johninj4> the pg came back the other night, didn't replace exum as starter
35:00 <johninj4> ahh fuck
35:00 <johninj4> they will maybe switch dante to sg if he isn't too short
35:00 <TheRon> exum had a nice lesson against the spurs
36:00 <johninj4> yeah he's a bit raw
36:00 <TheRon> he's 19
36:00 <IAmSpeed> Exum is a good player, he just really, really lacks confidence.
36:00 <IAmSpeed> He'll take his man off the dribble and then look for someone to pass to instead of attacking.
36:00 <johninj4> ahh
36:00 <johninj4> i would prefer that than arrogance myself
37:00 <TheRon> 4 seasons of proper basketball for most of them
37:00 <johninj4> especially at point
37:00 <TheRon> he'll replace burke eventually, he isn't that good
37:00 <johninj4> nothing worse than the main ballhandler taking all the shots because he thinks he is a star
38:00 <TheRon> look at the hawks
38:00 <johninj4> look at kobe the other day thinking he can play with one hand lol
38:00 <johninj4> his off hand too
39:00 <TheRon> he does anyway
39:00 <TheRon> sorry but lakers should've traded kobe or let him go
40:00 <johninj4> yeah should have let him go
40:00 <johninj4> they had a few chances
40:00 <TheRon> big city teams think they can just buy players
40:00 <johninj4> just hogging cap room now
40:00 <johninj4> they don't care though, he still sells jerseys
40:00 <johninj4> made the all star team again
40:00 <johninj4> fucking fanbois
40:00 <BlackDevil> johninj4
41:00 <johninj4> yeh
41:00 <TheRon> kobe was voted all star starter
41:00 <BlackDevil> shaved your pubes?
41:00 <johninj4> i trimmed them 
41:00 <IAmSpeed> Being voted All-Star isn't anything to write home about.
41:00 <johninj4> shaving gets itchy in this heat
41:00 <johninj4> it is for some
41:00 <IAmSpeed> People get picked regardless of their form ahead of others when they shouldn't.
41:00 <TheRon> gasol bros are starters
41:00 <johninj4> i like how curry got more votes than lebron
41:00 <TheRon> klay thompson rules
41:00 <johninj4> pau is sick, 
42:00 <johninj4> he was always a great team player
42:00 <johninj4> just getting more chance to shine now
42:00 <TheRon> pau has never been selfish
42:00 <johninj4> yeah i wish him the best, they say he might get mvp
42:00 <johninj4> he deserves it
43:00 <johninj4> durant didn't make all star team yet
43:00 <TheRon> he will
43:00 <johninj4> i dunno if they voted the reserves though
43:00 <johninj4> he should
43:00 <TheRon> coaches do
43:00 <johninj4> you can't leave him out and have kobe in
43:00 <TheRon> tim duncan should get in too
43:00 <TheRon> kobe is out anyway
44:00 <johninj4> oh he is down for a bit hey
44:00 <johninj4> cool
44:00 <TheRon> for the season
44:00 <johninj4> wow
44:00 <TheRon> torn rotator cuff
44:00 <johninj4> didn't know it would be that bad
44:00 <johninj4> he's pretty much done then
44:00 <TheRon> they'll just shelve him anyway
45:00 <johninj4> i cut him when i managed the lakers in 2k
45:00 <johninj4> bought bradly beal in
46:00 <TheRon> nice
50:00 <TheRon> simplicity: likes gay people having sex
51:00 <TheRon> ouch!
57:00 <doctor> gay sex is good sex
57:00 <Doodle> :o
58:00 <TheRon> hey look each to their own
59:00 <Ana_Ng> theron
59:00 <TheRon> hello
59:00 <Ana_Ng> how come nobody told me about Trollflötjen?
59:00 <TheRon> i didn't know
00:00 <Ana_Ng> 1st made for tv movie
00:00 <Ana_Ng> by ingmar bergman
00:00 <TheRon> any tit?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> of the magic flute (mozart opera)
01:00 <TheRon> i've got a magic flute
01:00 <Ana_Ng> oh great
02:00 <TheRon> lover lover lover you don't treat me no good no more
02:00 <Ana_Ng> what else is new
02:00 <TheRon> australia day
03:00 <Ana_Ng> o rly
03:00 <TheRon> yes!
03:00 <TheRon> it's like st patrick's day only drunker
04:00 <Ana_Ng> how do feel now that summer is basically over
05:00 <TheRon> me slaps simplicity with a large turkey
05:00 <TheRon> another moneth of summer here
06:00 <Ana_Ng> it were an opposite hemisphere joke
06:00 <TheRon> ahh right
06:00 <TheRon> is alaska in the cricket world cup?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> what is cricket, sounds like an insect
07:00 <TheRon> damn!
07:00 <Ana_Ng> the coldest part of town is -27C right now
08:00 <TheRon> major shrinkage
08:00 <TheRon> raining in sydney so no cricket
09:00 <TheRon> damn it
09:00 <Ana_Ng> bummer
09:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
09:00 <Ana_Ng> so why doesnt it get a different award
09:00 <Ana_Ng> world cup is already taken
09:00 <johninj4> good point
09:00 <TheRon> icc world cup
10:00 <Ana_Ng> that doesnt require the word football in front of it
10:00 <Ana_Ng> so, it's taken
10:00 <johninj4> fifa
10:00 <Ana_Ng> colloquially
10:00 <Student> they always give the replica of ICC World cup , not the original one
10:00 <Student> so it is not taken 
10:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't have to clarify
10:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
10:00 <Ana_Ng> idiot hour is on
10:00 <Ana_Ng> bye
10:00 <Student> ha ha 
11:00 <TheRon> Student: needs a frontal lobotomy 
12:00 <johninj4> why do we always have to put up with other countries village idiots here
12:00 <johninj4> like beehhh and student
12:00 <TheRon> no idea
12:00 <johninj4> we have enough of out own
12:00 <Doodle> cos australia is a multicultural country
12:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon he doesn't need one, he has one already
12:00 <Doodle> we accept all idiots
12:00 <Doodle> like our prime minister
13:00 <johninj4> true
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember when Austnet used to get pakis and indians coming 
13:00 <Student> ha ha, such innocence
13:00 <TokenDaRing> and they'd tell girls they love htem
13:00 <TokenDaRing> them*
13:00 <TokenDaRing> and want to marry them
13:00 <TheRon> we're going to graceland graceland, memphis Tennessee 
13:00 <Doodle> gross
13:00 <Doodle> poor boys and children and familieeees
14:00 <Doodle> and we are going to graceland
17:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
18:00 <TheRon> the rain in sydney is fucked
22:00 <TheRon> all is quiet on new years day
33:00 <Pieter> jaffle jaffle jaffle gonna win the raffle raffle raffle cheese tomato n ham the stuff not found in the can
33:00 <Pieter> im gonna do the can can do the can can do the can can do the can can cancan
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you're poor and having toasties for dinner
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
37:00 <TheRon> roast chicken sandwich
37:00 <johninj4> i just ate a lot of cheddar
38:00 <TheRon> cutting the cheese?
38:00 <johninj4> yeah it was nice
38:00 <milk> lets not count our chickens
38:00 <milk> I have great faith
38:00 <milk> but going into service on sea trials is one thing
38:00 <TheRon> lettttt's, let's stay together.........
40:00 <TheRon> the chef off south park prostitute song, can you tell me which song it is based on?
40:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3-2cvE06so
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drones at X Games Aspen (Jan 25, 2015) 2:58 - Category: Sports - 1,403 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <johninj4> the momment i wake up, before i put on my makeup
42:00 <Pieter> im allowed to have toasties
42:00 <johninj4> good aussie snack
43:00 <TheRon> not aussie enough
43:00 <Pieter> its my only chance not to eat my green vegetables
43:00 <johninj4> i has ham in to keep the muslims away
43:00 <johninj4> it's aussie enough
44:00 <TheRon> put some barramundi in there
47:00 <TheRon> nothing like a well seasoned chicken sandwich
47:00 <Pieter> especially with the beak still on
48:00 <TheRon> were you a born retard or was there an accident?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7aGFrVSTAY
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version (Jan 23, 2010) - Category: Comedy - 575,892 views - 4,387 likes (98.3%), 75 dislikes (1.7%)
51:00 <TheRon> our house, in the middle of our street
51:00 <Pieter> and i hope your house gets run over by a semi
52:00 <johninj4> mean
52:00 <Pieter> you deserve that for having a house in the middle of the street !
52:00 <Pieter> NOBODY CAN BUILD A HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITHOUT SOMEONE RUNNING OVER IT !
52:00 <Pieter> its like putting a moat around a home full of sharks without a bridge !
53:00 <TheRon> yes!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> damn rhianna looks hot in this
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde (feat. Rihanna) (May 12, 2011) - Category: Comedy - 45,201,450 views - 226,435 likes (97.9%), 4,773 dislikes (2.1%)
59:00 <TheRon> in a town called malice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just about to play that song
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I will
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpRm-p7qlY
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jam - Town Called Malice (Oct 8, 2009) 2:58 - Category: Music - 3,555,704 views - 11,734 likes (98%), 237 dislikes (2%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> The Jam were brilliant ... pity about the Style Council
03:00 <TheRon> weddings parties anything - father's day
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what a story ... some german has named the largest ship in the world 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> after an SS war criminal 
05:00 <TheRon> himler?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the Pieter Schelte
07:00 <Pieter> a whaa
07:00 <TheRon> the peter schmichael?
07:00 <TheRon> was i close?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the Pieter Schelte is named after the owner of the company's dad
08:00 <Bastardly_One> appparently he did 3 yrs for war crimes
09:00 <TheRon> that all
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and went to join the rest of his mates in South America
09:00 <Bastardly_One> where they all went
09:00 <TheRon> brazil was a sympathiser
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Hitler supposedly escaped to Argentina
10:00 <TheRon> and i saw elvis last week
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and had 3 dupes for public appearances
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and the skull the russians have that is supposedly hitler's turns out to be female
10:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: is really eva braun
11:00 <Ana_Ng> wow, i can't be with someone who is mean to insects
11:00 <Ana_Ng> so probably not
11:00 <TheRon> of jews?
11:00 <TheRon> or jews?
12:00 <johninj4> http://www.foxsports.com.au/more-sports/jack-hale-schools-grown-men-with-massive-win-in-hobart/story-e6frf56c-1227196748390 
12:00 <johninj4> smashed them
12:00 <johninj4> he's only 16
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that is one big ship
13:00 <Pieter> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30978299?OCID=fbasia
13:00 <Pieter> 404 Plane not found
13:00 <Pieter> haha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> His namesake ship measures a staggering 1,253ft (382 metres) long and 407ft (124 metres) wide, making it almost as long as the Empire State Building is tall and wider than the height of Big Ben.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> It cost £1.9 billion ($3.1 billion) to build and is powered by 11.2 megawatt engines connected to 13 Rolls Royce 5.5 megawatt thrusters.
13:00 <Pieter> now they're saying lizard squad are IS supporters
13:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: hows the numerous men going?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> well
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Lizard Squad work for whoever pays them
14:00 <Ana_Ng> lost one and gained one, so guess still even
14:00 <TheRon> you seem to have a smorgasboard
14:00 <Bastardly_One> IS probably got them to help out with the attacks anonymous are going about with on IS sites 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jam - That's Entertainment (Oct 7, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 1,989,561 views - 7,875 likes (97.9%), 171 dislikes (2.1%)
16:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you think, theron
16:00 <TheRon> the cricket is abandoned
16:00 <Pieter> Anonymous and Lizard Squad are cyber enemies
16:00 <British^Meat> NSW bastards
16:00 <Ana_Ng> should i stick with them and try to get closer
16:00 <Ana_Ng> or give up
16:00 <Pieter> neither have anything to do with IS
16:00 <Pieter> its fucked how easy the media is willing to spin it that way
16:00 <TheRon> you seem to be enjoying yourself so.......
16:00 <Ana_Ng> not always
17:00 <Pieter> im sure the anzaks hate you too
17:00 <Pieter> especially the biccies :)
17:00 <TheRon> have you tried the 3 date rule?
17:00 <Vagisil> bitch please
18:00 <TheRon> Vagisil: i'm rick james bitch!
19:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the ballarat song
19:00 <TheRon> live - shit towne
19:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's actual songs written about ballarat
19:00 <Pieter> yeh
19:00 <Pieter> scaredy cat from ballarat
19:00 <TheRon> no?!
19:00 <Pieter> went to school got a smack
19:00 <johninj4> yeah they just said on your link piet
19:00 <Pieter> *nod*
19:00 <johninj4> the people who hacked it
20:00 <johninj4> said that isis will prevail etc
20:00 <johninj4> so its not really the media
20:00 <amsy> happy australia day 
20:00 <TheRon> you too
20:00 <Pieter> i can say i can fly
20:00 <Pieter> doesnt mean im flying
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/1663318/ballarats-best-songs-as-chosen-by-you/
20:00 <Pieter> people aint labelling me a plane
21:00 <TheRon> dear god
21:00 <johninj4> yeah but if they didn't want the media to associate them with isis then they wouldn't say they are associated with isis
21:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:00 <Pieter> they have no affiliation with ISIS
21:00 <Vagisil> just hurry up and hack liberal party facebook page lol
21:00 <Pieter> jesus :/
21:00 <johninj4> except for the fact that they proclaim they do
21:00 <Pieter> i think the liberal party have already hacked emselves
22:00 <johninj4> trying to dig yurself out of a dumb statement buddy?
22:00 <TheRon> no taylor swift on that list
22:00 <Pieter> I SUPPORT TERRORISM JOHNINJA
22:00 <Pieter> so it must be true
22:00 <Pieter> cos i said it
22:00 <johninj4> well if you say it is then i don't doubt that
22:00 <Pieter> :/
23:00 <TheRon> Pieter: is a commie and he's spreading propaganda
23:00 <Pieter> whats wrong with communism ?
23:00 <Vagisil> most meth addicts are
23:00 <Pieter> everyones equal that way :)
23:00 <TheRon> commie commie traitor to our country
23:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cNtrrCP0E
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Night In Bangkok ... Murray Head (Mar 19, 2010) 3:58 - Category: Music - views - 9,156 likes (92.4%), 756 dislikes (7.6%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> great lyrics to this song 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> very clever ... like most andrew lloyd webber
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this would be one of his most sarcastic though
24:00 <Pieter> meh compared to the structure of living in this country it being a communist country would work better
24:00 <Pieter> but first we'd have to assassinate abbott
24:00 <Pieter> and put me in power
25:00 <Pieter> \o/
26:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not andrew lloyd webber
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is 
26:00 <Ana_Ng> how much
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Chess is one of his playes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *plays
26:00 <Ana_Ng> how much do you want to bet
26:00 <Ana_Ng> he didn't write it
27:00 <Ana_Ng> bjorn ulvaeus and benny andersen
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say that but directed by webber
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so who turned it into a play?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's webber's ... written by Bjorn and Benny
27:00 <Pieter> still gotta fill out mah uni papers
28:00 <Pieter> vet payment or whatever
28:00 <Pieter> saaaave me jebus
28:00 <TheRon> how can one see babba and not giggle?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> look what I accidently found
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taco - Puttin' on the Ritz (Original Uncensored Version) (May 17, 2007) 4:34 - Category: Music - 7,741,599 views - 35,046 likes (97.4%), 938 dislikes (2.6%)
29:00 <TheRon> ABBA - MAMA MIA
29:00 <Pieter> stan.com.au is up 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't  think webber ever did it
29:00 <Pieter> free 30 days also :))
29:00 <TheRon> it was murray head
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, go to wiki and read development
30:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah we know who sung it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he had a bit of a hand
30:00 <Ana_Ng> so you started with thinking he wrote it, directed it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> to say it's his though is wrong 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> and now a bit of a hand
31:00 <Ana_Ng> because he worked with tim rice
31:00 <TheRon> i hate it when a chick has hand
31:00 <Ana_Ng> the only reason i can enjoy chess is because it doesn't have ALW's shitacular hand in it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was wrong on the first bit but not on this bit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he helped with it 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> well
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
31:00 <Ana_Ng> you're always full of shit
32:00 <TheRon> fireworks?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wash your mouth out 
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i bet nobody in your life calls you out on it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ALW is great
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet they call you out as an arugmentive bitch 24/7 though
32:00 <TheRon> ALF is back in pog form
32:00 <Ana_Ng> he is shit and he made a star out of his shitty ex wife
32:00 <TheRon> remember ALF?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> being right = argumentative
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a typical American stereotype
33:00 <Bastardly_One> really fucking obxoxious and argumentive
33:00 <Ana_Ng> you're a typical foreigner who wish he was american
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I mean always
33:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all........
33:00 <Ana_Ng> you shat on americans then praised the french for doing the same thing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck would want to be a dense american?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> you're 100% full of shit
33:00 <Ana_Ng> proof is above
33:00 <Ana_Ng> full of shit
33:00 <Ana_Ng> and everyone knows it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> get some tissues
33:00 <Lish> lol
33:00 <Ana_Ng> but they treat you like their drunk uncle
34:00 <Lish> Who you talking about 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I praised the French now did I?
34:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: is the dancing queen
34:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic
34:00 <TheRon> young and sweet only 17
34:00 <Bastardly_One> think the ice has gone to your head
34:00 <Ana_Ng> well keep on making up facts
34:00 <[Maverick]> OI nothing wrong with being the drunk uncle 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> and hope i'm not around to question them
34:00 <[Maverick]> you fucking shit eating cockmaster 
34:00 <TheRon> who was the 23rd president of the usa?
35:00 <[Maverick]> Who gives a fuck 
35:00 <Ana_Ng> you're one of those who makes up shit to impress and hopes that nobody calls you on it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you just insulted the darlin Ron who needs to suck up your arse constantly too 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a drunken uncle
35:00 <TheRon> i so hate it when mum and dad fight
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the only rights Americans deserve
36:00 <Bastardly_One> is to read an atlas to discover there is an entire world
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but free speech? never 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all be silenced more like
37:00 <TheRon> let's just agree to disagree 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is this song?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbB-mICjkQM&list=PLDXjIyFRkL3JPm-vm3vcS-E_7zs-K50SD
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Plug In Baby (Feb 8, 2010) 0:02 - Category: Music - 7,967,400 views - 44,139 likes (98.7%), 601 dislikes (1.3%)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 seconds?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ok YT ... spastic as Pieter clearly
38:00 <Pieter> haha the aussie bikies in modern family
38:00 <Pieter> ffs you just cant help yaself can ya Bastardly_One
38:00 <Pieter> freekin tool./
38:00 <Bastardly_One> which one is that Pieter?
38:00 <TheRon> aussie bikies are fags
38:00 <Bastardly_One> refresh my mind of the ep
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposedly up to date on all of them ... so if I'm reminded ... 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Ron, go up to your neighbour and say that
39:00 <[Maverick]> I don't care. 
39:00 <TheRon> serious...modern family??
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't would ya ron?
39:00 <Pieter> thats it shower 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like most of this city ... all mouth
39:00 <Pieter> SHIT MOVIES ON TONIGHT
39:00 <slinky_J> woo
39:00 <Pieter> gonna try that stan service later , better be good moovies on it
39:00 <slinky_J> nightmare mode for alien
40:00 <TheRon> bring it on bitch :)!
40:00 <Ana_Ng> Australia should send Bastardly to fight in Turkey, see how well that goes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH ... Stan is shit 
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> dl movies!
40:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sad when your country's most famous military event is a massacre
40:00 <[Maverick]> He will just cough all over them 
40:00 <slinky_J> wooo free movies online 
40:00 <[Maverick]> who gives a fuck Ana_Ng
40:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One would talk them all to death
40:00 <Ana_Ng> don't message me bastardly
40:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: not on australia day
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't want to date you
41:00 <Ana_Ng> better than on anzac day
41:00 <Pieter> oh those cunts
41:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry, bastardly thinks it's ok to shit on the USA
41:00 <Pieter> wanting me to put credit card details in even tho they wont charge for 30 days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ok 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone should 
41:00 <Ana_Ng> then i shit on your worthless country
41:00 <Pieter> I got rid of the debit card just cos its so evil for me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> DEATH TO AMERICA!
41:00 <Pieter> SOMEONE GIMME THEIR DEBIT CARD NUMBER N CVV
41:00 <Ana_Ng> famous for its marsupials' STDs
42:00 <Zade> has Bastardly_One morphed into beeehhhh?
42:00 <slinky_J> yer most dangerous native animal here is like a wombat
42:00 <British^Meat> Y would u care what a no hoper like Bastardly_One was to say Ana_Ng?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> better than being famous for being a country that is full of uneducated spastics 
42:00 <TheRon> what's the biggest thing alaska has done?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> make some igloos TheRon
42:00 <slinky_J> force native peoples off of their land to drill for oil?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and sent some moose to protect it's borders
43:00 <Ana_Ng> it's?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> would of?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and what slinky said
43:00 <TheRon> rocky and bullwinkle?>
43:00 <Ana_Ng> you're so fucking stupid, you probably can't figure out how to get out of shithole country
43:00 <Ana_Ng> public education?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *laughs and laughs*
43:00 <Ana_Ng> did you go for a walk today, you fat fuck?
43:00 <amsy> hehe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you should meet my friend David who looks like Mark Walberg ... you two can live in patriotic ignorant bliss
44:00 <Ana_Ng> i went for a walk in -18C, so i think you can manage a trip to the deli
44:00 <TheRon> how about them cannucks?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sad really as you're both pretty intelligent
44:00 <Bastardly_One> until it comes to the history and state of your own country
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and fat insults now?
44:00 <TheRon> i love australia
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I weigh in your language 128 pounds
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly fat dearey
45:00 <TheRon> can we pick on new zealanders now?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I power walk every day for exercise
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah try again 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> epic fail ... like most raging Americans ... fail 
45:00 <amsy> hahahaha 
45:00 <TheRon> how do new zealanders find sheep in long grass??
46:00 <TheRon> very satisfying
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
46:00 <amsy> power walking
46:00 <Bastardly_One> thats about the only one I've not heard TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> nice
46:00 <TheRon> how?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah power walking is for fuckers that can't run
47:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon would you power walk from the bottom of the peel st hill
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and all the way up the dana st hill
47:00 <Doodle> yep
47:00 <Doodle> good for you
47:00 <TheRon> if i could walk yep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
47:00 <Ana_Ng> running is for people who don't have tits
47:00 <Doodle> maybe not power walk cos it looks fair gay
47:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy with "power walking" was a definitely knocking
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I won't do that arm shit when I think someone is looking
48:00 <TheRon> ever notice the ethiopian runners don't have tits
48:00 <British^Meat>  I I I I
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ron the poor cunts dont have food
48:00 <TheRon> stop putting facts into the story
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they can run like that because they're told there is food at the end of the race
49:00 <Ana_Ng> 1980s ethiopian jokes reprise
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50:00 <Bastardly_One> I <3 this song so much
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyLx0qc_gKc&list=PLDXjIyFRkL3JPm-vm3vcS-E_7zs-K50SD&index=22
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse - Map of The Problematique (Jul 8, 2006) 4:10 - Category: Music - 4,251,169 views - 15,613 likes (97.8%), 346 dislikes (2.2%)
50:00 <British^Meat> I love
50:00 <TheRon> i still mourn angelina jolie's tits
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she's getting crazier 
51:00 <slinky_J> why
51:00 <TheRon> they were magnificent
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's possible
51:00 <slinky_J> you ever see her with her top off? they sagged
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I decided she was mental soon as she married Billy Bob
51:00 <TheRon> they be fake now
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is as crazy as a bag of cut snakes
52:00 <[Maverick]> they were awesome in hackers
52:00 <TheRon> gia
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good movie ... and yes before they both went too ... mainstream?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the word I'm looking for?
53:00 <[Maverick]> what is mainstream? 
53:00 <TheRon> see breasts are magical, ppl stop bitching when you mention breasts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... before they went more ... commercial?
53:00 <[Maverick]> nup
53:00 <[Maverick]> stop trying to be so fucking edgy 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> less interesting and safer?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I mean cunt 
54:00 <[Maverick]> it shits me to tears 
54:00 <TheRon> cyborg 2?
54:00 <[Maverick]> "oh look how elite I am" 
54:00 <[Maverick]> pfftt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait until March now 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> from a distance ... 
54:00 <TheRon> like 4 seasons in one day
54:00 <amsy> i cant either!!!!!
55:00 <[Maverick]> I love March 
55:00 <[Maverick]> It's my birthday 
55:00 <amsy> mine too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, there's a big #melbourne reunion in March
55:00 <amsy> :3
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's going 
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <TheRon> Pisces 
55:00 <amsy> !pisces
55:00 <[Maverick]> PISCESSSSS
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been asked by a few of them but the idea is a bit ... weird
56:00 <Bastardly_One> half these people I thought didn't like me to begin with
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're acting like I was their best friends
56:00 <TheRon> i'm in march 
56:00 <British^Meat> L O L
56:00 <[Maverick]> they don't like you 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know who has invited me and added me to FB?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no you don't ... but I was sure they didn't 
57:00 <TheRon> QOTSA - no one knows
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just weird
57:00 <TheRon> the best song ever
57:00 <amsy> couleurs is march too
57:00 <slinky_J> did angelina just jump the gun because there may have been a slight chance she could develop breast cancer?
57:00 <TheRon> yes!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> which part of march? early march pisces are interesting people usually
58:00 <TheRon> i'm early march
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and not as quiet as you and couleurs amsy
58:00 <Ana_Ng> more than slight
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or you TheRon ... you don't seem to be that into yourself either
58:00 <TheRon> anybody not know what to get me for my birthday??
58:00 <TheRon> a hooker!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, deal 
59:00 <amsy> im the 20th
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i will get you more than that
59:00 <Ana_Ng> 2 hookers!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get the burns scrubber to show up
59:00 <TheRon> 2 hookers?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a bbw phone hooker
59:00 <TheRon> yes!!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> want a go?
59:00 <slinky_J> a hooker and a shovel
59:00 <TheRon> giddy up!!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the only hookers we have are the phone ones
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that if you google map work out of Scotts Parade
00:00 <TheRon> delacombe?
00:00 <Vagisil> OMG THE MUPPET ON HOT SEAT
00:00 <Doodle> hot
00:00 <Vagisil> fucking lol
00:00 <Vagisil> crimean war who was fighting alone against the other 3 nations
00:00 <Vagisil> and he locked in the french
00:00 <TheRon> i miss the topless barmaids at the eastern station
00:00 <Vagisil> what a fucking tool
00:00 <Bastardly_One> why do I know all the seedy things around town?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the only one here that knows of the handjob place too
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno whether to be proud or ashamed
01:00 <Doodle> where is it
01:00 <Doodle> oer
01:00 <slinky_J> you mean some old grannys place you go around
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Vagisil> lol every public toilet is a handjob place :P
01:00 <TheRon> is the handjob place that homeless shelter?
01:00 <slinky_J> get a handy J
01:00 <slinky_J> :/
01:00 <British^Meat> me me i i 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you where is it Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> i want a handjob
01:00 <Bastardly_One> next to the doctors at the bus stop after coles
01:00 <Vagisil> i want this term to be over
01:00 <[Maverick]> oh haiii Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> i forgot tell me again
01:00 <Bastardly_One> on albert st
01:00 <ooomp> so you want to be fisted Doodle?
01:00 <Doodle> lolol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the asian massage place
02:00 <Doodle> oh yeah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> next to the doctors
02:00 <Doodle> no thx ooomp
02:00 <Bastardly_One> next to american cycles
02:00 <Doodle> near squids
02:00 <TheRon> happy endings
02:00 <Doodle> yeh
02:00 <ooomp> Hand job, that's what you said!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, with the windows ALWAYS open
02:00 <Doodle> not that kind!
02:00 <TheRon> thailand prices?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> my hand costs nothing
02:00 <Vagisil> sounds like asian playhouse in bassendean
02:00 <Doodle> no thx
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ask any of the local tradies
03:00 <Doodle> thx for the offer tho Bastardly_One
03:00 <Doodle> lolol
03:00 <ooomp> Just go to dark parks, and toilets
03:00 <ooomp> Free
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha Doodle
03:00 <Vagisil> yep
03:00 <Vagisil> beach toilets 9pm
03:00 <TheRon> is it in that trade guide you get??
03:00 <Vagisil> all the HJ u want lol
03:00 <ooomp> So many gay guys everywhere
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I put my neck out there I guess 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> actually does Ballarat have a gay beat?
03:00 <Vagisil> just get on squirt.org
03:00 <TheRon> doodle not vic park after dark
03:00 <Vagisil> Yes
03:00 <Doodle> vic park
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Vic Park still?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> still?
03:00 <Vagisil> theres a few in ballarat
03:00 <Doodle> poofters alley
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they'd of been bashed out of Vic Park by now
04:00 <ooomp> Lol
04:00 <Vagisil> Wombat Hill Botanical Gardens
04:00 <ooomp> A mouth is a mouth boys
04:00 <nate> usually the people bashing have sex with them aswell
04:00 <TheRon> tom jones - she's a lady
04:00 <ooomp> Enjoy it
04:00 <Vagisil> Freeway Truck Stop
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it's down near the bog
04:00 <Vagisil> Gong Gong Reservoir
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... down near the Bog
04:00 <Doodle> lol ooomp
04:00 <Vagisil> Western Oval Toilets
04:00 <nate> ohh yeah!
04:00 <Vagisil> White Flat Oval
04:00 <Doodle> please stop
04:00 <Vagisil> Armstrong Street North Car Park
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
05:00 <ooomp> That's way too many locations
05:00 <Zade> sounds like all of balla is 
05:00 <TheRon> the flying horse
05:00 <ooomp> Can't be that many gays
05:00 <Vagisil> Black Hill Lookout
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... where's the car park in Armstrong St Nth?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Vagisil> Dowling Street Recreation Reserve
05:00 <Doodle> lol 
05:00 <Doodle> ok
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Hill lookout ... I live near there
05:00 <[Maverick]> lol Vagisil would know. 
05:00 <Doodle> you're just naming every public place in ballarat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to know a fuck of a lot more than we do
05:00 <Vagisil> http://static.squirt.org/photos/cruising/305/061/0000061305/6960511_1024X1024.jpg
05:00 <Doodle> not clicking
05:00 <TheRon> top of mt bunninyong
06:00 <ooomp> Straights unite! Sex in parks tonight. K go
06:00 <Vagisil> thats the armstrong one
06:00 <Doodle> if i die and my family look at my browser history
06:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
06:00 <Vagisil> hahaha
06:00 <[Maverick]> they would already be ashamed 
06:00 <TheRon> bungaree?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about the top of My Buningyong being a poofter beat ... it's got me a few roots though
06:00 <Doodle> probably
06:00 <[Maverick]> the amount of dead hookers 
06:00 <Doodle> only roots i've had here in public have been at the lake
06:00 <British^Meat> i me
06:00 <ooomp> With men Doodle?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the lake eh?
06:00 <Vagisil> handjobs suck in toilets
06:00 <Doodle> no
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Vagisil> much more fun on a beach
07:00 <Bastardly_One> would wanna be after dark
07:00 <TheRon> doodle how'd the suspension go in the car??
07:00 <Doodle> with de laydeez
07:00 <TheRon> that thing is low
07:00 <ooomp> You didn't specify
07:00 <Doodle> was their cars TheRon
07:00 <Doodle> win
07:00 <TheRon> bonus
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat, the city where everyone stares at each other
07:00 <Doodle> i havent boned in this car
07:00 <Vagisil> get on squirt.. go to beach beat page.. say ur gonn be there in 15 mins needing a handjob nothing reciprocated
07:00 <Vagisil> and you're sorted
07:00 <Bastardly_One> any sexual activity during the day would amount to dogging
07:00 <Doodle> no
07:00 <Vagisil> dogging is whenever
07:00 <Bastardly_One> whether you wanted it to or not in this city
07:00 <Vagisil> perth has the best night dogging
07:00 <Doodle> god
07:00 <Doodle> who started this
07:00 <[Maverick]> he did/
07:00 <ooomp> Yeah
08:00 <ooomp> Can we get off please
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am making a point that in this city everyone stares at each other
08:00 <Vagisil> Bastardly_One asked where the beats were lol
08:00 <ooomp> Pun intended
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was me ... but dunno what I said
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that 
08:00 <Doodle> lolol ooomp
08:00 <[Maverick]> filth ooomp.. filth 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said/asked
08:00 <TheRon> he's the one they call dr feelgood
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood.mp3 (4.44MB 128kbps Stereo 4:50)
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait for the final Crue tour
08:00 <ooomp> Lunch tomorrow.. Ideas... Go
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be sad and epic all at once
08:00 <Vagisil> cant even spell lol
09:00 <TheRon> asian
09:00 <Vagisil> oh man i could so go a hj now lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, how close are you to the CBD at work?
09:00 <Doodle> ooomp
09:00 <Doodle> lamb and vegemite and vb
09:00 <ooomp> Lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> some nice places for din din 
09:00 <ooomp> Yuck.
09:00 <TheRon> ooomp is going rooting in the back of the ute
09:00 <Vagisil> hey Bastardly_One
09:00 <ooomp> I'm at home B1
09:00 <Vagisil> summerof69 1/26/2015 4:35:54 PM
09:00 <Vagisil> I'll be there in about 30 mins.
09:00 <Vagisil> Wombat Hill
10:00 <Bastardly_One> does The National do lunch anymore?
10:00 <Vagisil> go get a handy lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and oooooooooooh ooomp
10:00 <TheRon> can't wait for the provi
10:00 <chelle> guise
10:00 <chelle> i tried to make choux pastry
10:00 <chelle> and it failed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you worked and shit
10:00 <Vagisil> lmao
10:00 <Doodle> onoes
10:00 <slinky_J> have you ever made vomit pastry?
11:00 <chelle> i am sads
11:00 <Bastardly_One> don't see the connection but
11:00 <TheRon> how fucked up has it been with no pub near the railway station?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I want quiche
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I might buy one
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the Pro is gonna be hella expensive when reopened
11:00 <Doodle> o/`
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it has expense written all over it
11:00 <Vagisil> pubs suck
12:00 <Vagisil> stinky yeasty yuck
12:00 <TheRon> had brekky at the red lion yesterday
12:00 <TheRon> good feed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they do a great lunch menu
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not telling you when but there's a bdsm group that have munches there that I go to 
12:00 <chelle> Vagisil: you don't like parma at the pub?
13:00 <TheRon> a good amount of bacon, well cooked eggs on some real nice bread
13:00 <Bastardly_One> (last Sun of every month if ya wanna know :P)
13:00 <[Maverick]> <TheRon> a good amount of kevin bacon, well cooked eggs on some real nice bread
13:00 <TheRon> i didn't
13:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
13:00 <[Maverick]> you aren't even into BDSM 
13:00 <[Maverick]> you just roleplay on a website 
13:00 <[Maverick]> you lying fuck. 
13:00 <chelle> you just said you're not telling us when
13:00 <chelle> then you told us when
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how much Ron?
13:00 <chelle> i don't get it.
13:00 <TheRon> i get my sex on world of warcraft
13:00 <TheRon> 14
14:00 <chelle> TheRon: so THAT'S where I should be?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle I know ... I was being a tard ... you want to go stalk a group of old ugly people you need help
14:00 <[Maverick]> chelle: because of b1's age... he suffers from C.R.A.F.T... can't remember a fucking thing. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 14? that's alright
14:00 <TheRon> red lion is reasonable
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed around town most places that do breakfast charge more than the rest of their menus
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they clearly don't
15:00 <TheRon> nah, the dinner menu is quite good too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> might try them one day ... their lunch and dinner food is nice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
16:00 <Bastardly_One> think the only place I've not eaten at is the Globe
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I am pretty sure 
16:00 <TheRon> in sebas?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
16:00 <TheRon> it's just normal pub fare
16:00 <Vagisil> fart
16:00 <Bastardly_One> home style like the Robin Hood?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> shit/very average?
17:00 <TheRon> just really generic pub fare
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
17:00 <chelle> someone buy me a goddamn parma
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds alright too
17:00 <Bastardly_One> parma or a big quiche?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
17:00 <TheRon> i don't like parmas
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat a lot of chicken ... think I'll get a quiche
18:00 <TheRon> when you order a schnitzel, why do pubs feel the need to pour gravy over it??
18:00 <chelle> I've never had a schnitzel with gravy poured on it TheRon 
18:00 <chelle> where on earth do you go
19:00 <TheRon> the atlantic
19:00 <chelle> i don't know what/where that is
19:00 <TheRon> a pub in ballarat
19:00 <chelle> ahhh
19:00 <chelle> therefore I have no idea
20:00 <chelle> does anyone in here actually still live in melbourne
20:00 <Zade> i do 
20:00 <TheRon> never lived in melbourne
20:00 <chelle> NEVAR?
20:00 <chelle> you're missing out
20:00 <chelle> its the best place in the world
21:00 <TheRon> i don't like the rush
21:00 <chelle> mm I suppose thats fair
21:00 <TheRon> 1 hr by train chelle 
22:00 <chelle> i don't train anywhere
25:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of train
25:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, mark dave and I 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not this weekend coming but next
25:00 <Bastardly_One> work for you?
25:00 <Pieter> hey Zade:)
25:00 <chelle> where do I have to go?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as it seems to be me organising it ... the city 
26:00 <Digerati> i got a lovely bunch of coconuts
26:00 <TheRon> bubba ray dudley
26:00 <chelle> sure
26:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I'm going to the suburbs :P
26:00 <chelle> no problems
26:00 <Bastardly_One> alright ... will let you know soon as I work it out more with Dave
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to work out him or we'd of done it by now
26:00 <TheRon> best new order, bizarre love triangle or blue monday?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> of those two specific TheRon?
27:00 <TheRon> yes, the only other one i know is chrystal
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if so then Bizarre Love Triangle
27:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
28:00 <Bastardly_One> youd know True Faith
28:00 <TheRon> maybe
28:00 <chelle> my neighbours are being noisy
28:00 <chelle> shut up cunts
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI1S0PKJR8
28:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows this song 
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Order - True Faith (1987) [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (Oct 18, 2013) 4:37 - Category: Music - 641,238 views - 3,736 likes (98.4%), 59 dislikes (1.6%)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the song about growing up and being queer
30:00 <TheRon> fun for the whole family
30:00 <milk> listening to H&C
30:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was very young, very small  boys would talk to me ... now we've grown up they're afraid of what they'll see
30:00 <nate> ???
30:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was a very small boy very small boys would talk to me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is the line actually
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if you torrent movies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> get Birdman
33:00 <Bastardly_One> best movie I've seen in ages
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive got a better one but its not on dvd yet :)
34:00 <slinky_J> when its on YTs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> shits over Fury snoops
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope not fury
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i found a new one
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> American Sniper
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the story of complete lies
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and islamaphobia
37:00 <Bastardly_One> good one!
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep thats the one :)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> go research chris lyle
37:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the biggest liars ever
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i have and i understand everything
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont worry princess you have your opinion i have mine
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesse Venture sued his arse off for bullshitting about him
37:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the first edition of that book is jammed packed of lies
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah see Birdman ... from what I know of you ... you'll like it if in the right mood
39:00 <Pieter> i dunno if in birdman at the end if hes flying or if he jumped out the window to go splat
39:00 <Pieter> other than that the movie sucked balls
39:00 <Bastardly_One> having said the movie is a complete lie doesn't make it not enjoyable though 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it would suck arse to you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a plastic action movie no brainer
40:00 <Bastardly_One> good script, good direction
40:00 <Pieter> i spose you'd relate to him seeing as he talks to himself during the whole movie
40:00 <Zade> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> obscure cimematography like those down the hall shots
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
40:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that was it 
40:00 <[Maverick]> Fury is better 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> good point ... 1 to the junky
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved that internal dialogue
41:00 <Pieter> and 0 to the schizophrenic
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't like the quirk of it did you?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously Piet I'm impressed with that comeback ... for you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wd
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the trailer sets the tone though ... the second trailer more so
44:00 <Pieter> take your condensending attitude elsewhere , i dont care what you think
44:00 <Pieter> :/
45:00 <Vagisil> man i wish telstra would fix my connection already
45:00 <Vagisil> cunts
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> likewise mine as well
46:00 <Pieter> maybe if they knew they werent dealing with a vaginal itch they wouldnt be so repulsed to avoid fixing it =p
46:00 <Vagisil> cant play mah fuckin games
46:00 <British^Meat> i wish they'd just build a big exchange on my doorstep
46:00 <Vagisil> lol
46:00 <British^Meat> im too far away
46:00 <Vagisil> i sync at 24mbit
46:00 <Pieter> \o/
46:00 <simplicity> nbn ftw
46:00 <Vagisil> but for some reason i have 300ms ping to perth
46:00 <Vagisil> and its fuckin with my net
46:00 <Bastardly_One> twat bat ... are you on fuckity stilt boxes where you are?
46:00 <Vagisil> nope
46:00 <Vagisil> brand new houses
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
47:00 <Vagisil> oh lol
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i get that to the states Vagisil
47:00 <Pieter> im gonna create a vertical beam to point to flinders st station just to get their lightning speed wifi
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the brit whiner I was refering to
47:00 <Vagisil> yeh
47:00 <Vagisil> my ping to google is 300 too
47:00 <Vagisil> its weird
47:00 <nate> pieter how slow is your ping baby
47:00 <Pieter> getting 13mb/sec
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> very
47:00 <Vagisil> ping to isp perth.. 300ms
47:00 <British^Meat> wot games?
47:00 <Vagisil> ping to sydney 300
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated when I had to live where they only had stilt box connections
47:00 <Vagisil> ping to google 315
48:00 <Vagisil> somethings screwed lol
48:00 <Pieter> umm.... dunno , im on 8xshdsl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you serious?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 315 to google?
48:00 <Vagisil> yeh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the ping to the IP or did you say that and I missed it?
48:00 <Vagisil> 331 atm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the ISP I should say
48:00 <Vagisil> 173.194.72.103
48:00 <Vagisil> google
48:00 <Pieter> Pinging google.com.au [216.58.220.99] with 32 bytes o
48:00 <Pieter> Reply from 216.58.220.99: bytes=32 time=15ms TTL=56
48:00 <Pieter> Reply from 216.58.220.99: bytes=32 time=23ms TTL=56
48:00 <Pieter> Reply from 216.58.220.99: bytes=32 time=16ms TTL=56
49:00 <Vagisil> LOL
49:00 <Vagisil> thats au
49:00 <simplicity> ROTFL
49:00 <simplicity> LMFAO
49:00 <British^Meat> oh my
49:00 <Pieter1> dumb dumb
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your ping to PigPond though?
49:00 <nate> ahh pieter ;p
49:00 <Vagisil> 200
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ring 
49:00 <Vagisil> im with iinet
49:00 <Vagisil> but TW
49:00 <Vagisil> offnet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> after 6 decent people are one
49:00 <Bastardly_One> on
50:00 <Vagisil> none of the TW tools were working today
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... for some reason I was sure you were on PigPond
50:00 <Vagisil> couldnt even remote resync my dslam port
50:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic <-----------
50:00 <Vagisil> i said telstra need to fix it
50:00 <Vagisil> coz its TW
50:00 <Vagisil> i can still download from ftp.iinet at 23mbit
50:00 <slinky_J> bigpond <3
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyone on PigPond? always ring after 6pm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> then the trainees are finished as they're never given anything other than day shifts
51:00 <Vagisil> just being silent routed somewhere retarded i reckon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what the PigPond trainees are part of?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the Rock Pool
51:00 <Vagisil> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *groans*
51:00 <Vagisil> yer
51:00 <slinky_J> why do you call it Pigpond
51:00 <Vagisil> coz theyre pigs
51:00 <Vagisil> der
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and having worked there ... it's a shit place to work 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> until you get out of the rockpool
52:00 <Vagisil> i worked for iiborg for a while
52:00 <milk> is that like the touchpool?
52:00 <Vagisil> yeh
52:00 <Vagisil> wading pool
52:00 <Vagisil> do u know wot a fucking rock pool is
53:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRV9uPr4Dz4 shimmon till he dies
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Until It Sleeps [Official Music Video] (Apr 12, 2014) 4:35 - Category: Music - 2,176,222 views - 9,229 likes (97.4%), 242 dislikes (2.6%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, the rock pool ... like where you'll find the "little fish"
53:00 <beagle> BUSTED !!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> before going to the Big Pond
53:00 <Vagisil> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Rock_pool_at_Granny's_Bay.jpg
53:00 <Vagisil> beofre u get into the big pond
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet they thought it was soooooooooooooooo witty
53:00 <Vagisil> ur stuckint he rock pool
53:00 <beagle> actually i like shimmon and wanna be off late things.
53:00 <Vagisil> its not a hard concept to grasp lol
53:00 <beagle> australia thinks that he lit his house on fire.
54:00 <Vagisil> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said though, I bet they thought that was soooooooooooo witty
54:00 <beagle> only once i thought he did.
54:00 <Vagisil> im bummed we got a good tenant in our house
54:00 <Vagisil> i wanted bikies to apply
54:00 <beagle> so much he says he never want back.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> most CRS IT jobs in Melbourne you'll see for "australia's leading ISP" are for them
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and any cunt can get a job
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked with people worse than some of the biggest no hopers here
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's saying something
55:00 <beagle> dont wanna learn a song.
55:00 <Vagisil> yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even Chris could get a job at BigPond
55:00 <Vagisil> when i started at iinet... there were people in the group that had never logged into a router before
55:00 <beagle> youtube problem plays
55:00 <beagle> er plays
55:00 <beagle> lots 
55:00 <Vagisil> in the training
55:00 <beagle> fuck metallicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
55:00 <Bastardly_One> quite common
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but you're encouraged to know nothing too
55:00 <beagle> okay well metallica is hardcore
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so you'll stick to the virtual script
55:00 <Vagisil> i remember the trainer trying to teach them about multi IP
55:00 <Vagisil> was so funny
55:00 <beagle> rather defening
56:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get told to stay to the script no matter what though?
56:00 <Vagisil> they were wlike omg how do u make more than one connection on the adsl
56:00 <Vagisil> does that mean u get m ore speed
56:00 <milk> I'll probably have to get off my arse and do something sooner or later, I'm losing my edge
56:00 <Vagisil> it was disgusting
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember we listened in on some calls in training and one guy was telling the customer how to fix something 
56:00 <Vagisil> and saying adsl as a word
56:00 <Vagisil> groan
56:00 <Bastardly_One> veered from the script and suggested non telstra products
56:00 <milk> maybe go back to uni
56:00 <Vagisil> lmao
57:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what happened to him that week?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, sacked
57:00 <Vagisil> booted
57:00 <milk> but I don't want to be encommunized
57:00 <Vagisil> i love iinet multi IP hey
57:00 <Vagisil> dont know of another isp that does it
57:00 <Vagisil> great for hacking on steam
57:00 <simplicity> lol
57:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJey2dkiAI&x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if the big pond team after 6pm still play indoor AFL?
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Hero Of The Day [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 4:32 - Category: Music - 1,487,556 views - 6,251 likes (97.3%), 173 dislikes (2.7%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that was great fun!
58:00 <Vagisil> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> calls coming through?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares!
58:00 <Vagisil> we used to get massages at iinet
58:00 <Vagisil> free fruit n shit
58:00 <druff> fk
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we weren't meant to do that at all 
58:00 <Vagisil> women used to come around and rub you do down
58:00 <Vagisil> was so good
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but kept us from being bored
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shite
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 10pm
59:00 <druff> i like writing, keeps me from getting bored
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I have calls to make and stuff
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
59:00 <druff> sometimes i write about being bored
59:00 <druff> original huh
00:00 <druff> a story a day kept the doctor at bay
00:00 <simplicity> LoL
00:00 <druff> im a poet and didnt even know it
00:00 <simplicity> Who cares drugg
00:00 <simplicity> druff*
00:00 <druff> someone cares
00:00 <simplicity> But you sound like a junky so maybe drugg was right
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say
00:00 <druff> thats the beauty of there being millions of people on earth
00:00 <Bastardly_One> apt typo :)
01:00 <Vagisil> man
01:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... bbs
01:00 <druff> at least 1 person would care
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt is trying to troll me hard
01:00 <Vagisil> we came so close to buying a range rover sport on the holidays hey
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and failing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *goes for now*
01:00 <Vagisil> turns out if a turbo blows u have to take the body off the car
01:00 <Vagisil> FUCK THAT I SAID
01:00 <druff> whats the cunts name b1
01:00 <druff> i only just got here
01:00 <druff> i took up writing 
02:00 <druff> its pretty good to get stuff on paper instead of all in my head actually
02:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nd1nQgOr8 aussie music via adelaie
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Sebastian - Get Along (Nov 15, 2012) 4:25 - Category: Music - 2,420,025 views - 20,585 likes (98.3%), 364 dislikes (1.7%)
02:00 <beagle> christian
02:00 <beagle> and you better know
02:00 <slinky_J> woo freak show
02:00 <beagle> we should get along
02:00 <Vagisil> i wrote a story once in primary school
02:00 <beagle> yeah yours is
02:00 <slinky_J> 3 tittied lady reow
02:00 <Vagisil> on how the toucan got its name/why its got funny colours on its beak
02:00 <beagle> lucie says you eat shit for a living. maybe like your bankcards.
03:00 <druff> australia the movie is on television
03:00 <druff> kidman,jackman
03:00 <druff> fkn gotta be a winner
03:00 <druff> i would love to write movies
04:00 <Vagisil> i went to publish it about a decade ago and some cunt publish ed in 2001
04:00 <Vagisil> i wrote it in year 3
04:00 <Vagisil> lol
04:00 <beagle> think about it your pants keeper all you ever do is pull out nothing but how good you are with banks
04:00 <beagle> if i was not any of banks
04:00 <beagle> how am i better than you
04:00 <beagle> you misfit.
04:00 <slinky_J> r u drinkin yo
05:00 <beagle> not yours, punk
05:00 <beagle> dont ask me stupid questions.
05:00 <beagle> idiots like you need a woman not making men grit their teeth
05:00 <slinky_J> lucie is more ape than woman
05:00 <beagle> talk about your idea of a woman ill show you pussy that needs no wonders.
05:00 <slinky_J> must be wearing down your teeth ey
06:00 <Vagisil> baby we found love right where we are
06:00 <beagle> youre a stupid rich idiot josh
06:00 <slinky_J> ur a meanie
07:00 <beagle> keep your bank account, n wank up on it
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <beagle> josh .... why do u want lucie ?
07:00 <beagle> youre going to deny..
07:00 <beagle> watch this
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <Vagisil> we gonna crack 200k per annum this year
07:00 <Vagisil> cant fuckin wait
07:00 <beagle> slinky_J i think u need someone like her, youre both fucking stupid and have what takes for each other 
07:00 <Vagisil> all women are stupid
07:00 <Vagisil> just the degree varies
08:00 <beagle> we didnt talk months cause you defy me and i meet ex hers but she has none
08:00 <beagle> i think u could help no body.
08:00 <slinky_J> huh
08:00 <beagle> huh
08:00 <beagle> next up dep lappard
08:00 <slinky_J> k
09:00 <slinky_J> if you come on drunk every day ill probably never have another drink in my life
09:00 <beagle> just tried calling u it goes 'slinky is on a call' and im not slinky
09:00 <beagle> hehe
10:00 <beagle> no he is rap artist
10:00 <beagle> i do not fake my absence
10:00 <beagle> pitty all you fake is tatts
11:00 <beagle> im sorry but cheap tattoos only show youre a homosexual
11:00 <beagle> or a bitch with legs
11:00 <beagle> never liked tatts
12:00 <beagle> i said a woman my age exactly my age get them renewed
12:00 <beagle> she goes they are
12:00 <beagle> from over 10 years ago
12:00 <beagle> other day about 2 days ago
12:00 <beagle> i seriously dont give a fuck go and ruin your skin
13:00 <[Maverick]> beagle.. that's because you're an a class fuckwit 
13:00 <beagle> cause it is all it does it keeps people away from you
13:00 <beagle> your class ?
13:00 <beagle> so what u have glass 
14:00 <beagle> youtube is serious good quality
14:00 <beagle> that paltalk thing is shit
14:00 <beagle> this is real deal its like studio
15:00 <beagle> pay for things on youtube they are like 'wanna see hardcore' and they do show
15:00 <beagle> one mine
15:00 <beagle> unlimited
15:00 <beagle> 'man of steel' superman
15:00 <simplicity> Yay! Exciting!?
15:00 <simplicity> YIPPEEEEE!
15:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRitfbhITLM laptops never come
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - The Day That Never Comes [Official Music Video] (Oct 29, 2009) 8:25 - Category: Music - 11,127,750 views - 64,473 likes (97.5%), 1,683 dislikes (2.5%)
15:00 <beagle> 2008
16:00 <beagle> lifes so full of lies tend to black your eyes
16:00 <beagle> for YEARS, i did
16:00 <beagle> blur.
16:00 <beagle> mine ARE black
16:00 <beagle> thanks, sunshine.
17:00 <simplicity> Glad you can find a release for your issues here on IRC
18:00 <beagle> elevera makes herself very unattractive to me things she says are fucking stupid
18:00 <beagle> kelevera
18:00 <beagle> fiahlsdkjhasdkjhfads
19:00 <beagle> Kelevera
19:00 <beagle> fuck!
19:00 <beagle> Kellevra
19:00 <beagle> kljhafkjhldkfshasdkf fuck this shit
19:00 <simba> shh
19:00 <johninj4> go home chad
19:00 <beagle> find a home you retard
19:00 <beagle> i have one
19:00 <beagle> tell me again ill slick off your fucking neck
19:00 <johninj4> you are being drunk and abusive again
19:00 <slinky_J> or a bitch with legs!
20:00 <slinky_J> lols
20:00 <johninj4> nobody likes to see that side of you
20:00 <simba> yea
20:00 <simba> cram it beagle
20:00 <beagle> and you are nothing but a peanut
21:00 <beagle> gimme some good songs to play
21:00 <beagle> digerati was bit early 
21:00 <beagle> i did book mark ...
21:00 <beagle> i like more ... well , metal
22:00 <British^Meat> The bloggers are out in force tonight!!
22:00 <beagle> they say whom you never see you love more
22:00 <beagle> metallica seems to have a fucking good guitarist
23:00 <Lwaxana> then you wont like this
23:00 <Lwaxana> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ADEvFQQYU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SMOOVE & TURRELL The Difference JALAPENO RECORDS 2009 (Feb 1, 2013) 4:34 - Category: Music - 2,428 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <beagle> ;alsdkfjlasdkjlajdsf
23:00 <beagle> jalepeno are pretty hot
23:00 <simplicity> A good band Bullet for my Valentine
23:00 <simplicity> The name sounds emo but its actually quite rocking
23:00 <beagle> thing is , im not asian
23:00 <simba> lmao
24:00 <partay> pez is also kick ass 
24:00 <partay> beagle how's life as a retard ?
24:00 <British^Meat> Heres one for you beagle.....
24:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/RmDR1r0RCkQ
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frenzal Rhomb - All Your Friends (Aug 4, 2010) 2:24 - Category: Music - 20,922 views - 60 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blO3EtP_D10 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Shit Me To Tears (Sep 10, 2006) 2:31 - Category: Music - 118,538 views - 581 likes (98.8%), 7 dislikes (1.2%)
25:00 <[Maverick]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1mkA7QOvo
25:00 <partay> johninj4 beagle anthem
25:00 <British^Meat> listen to all those choices beagle
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jeff Scott Soto - Screaming Jets - Better (Cover) (Jan 22, 2015) 4:03 - Category: People & Blogs - 5 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <British^Meat> all in a row
25:00 <johninj4> lol yep
25:00 <British^Meat> over and over
25:00 <British^Meat> and over
25:00 <simba> beagle no speak english
26:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gt4aFguUds
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pez - Heavenly (Jun 27, 2009) 6:13 - Category: Music - 16,328 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
28:00 <British^Meat> its so great when Bastardly_One and B2 arent here
28:00 <British^Meat> i wonder how many bands he would have name dropped already
30:00 <simba> 666666666666666
31:00 <British^Meat> wiiussbmk8hw4lyf
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
31:00 <[Maverick]> katatonic_kate01.. 
31:00 <[Maverick]> tits 
31:00 <[Maverick]> now. 
31:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
32:00 <Doodle> (  *  ) (  *  )
32:00 <partay> bukakke_kate
32:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXXXD~~~ D:
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> maverick :/
32:00 <partay> King Doodle
32:00 <British^Meat> "my names nikki, here's me tits"
32:00 <British^Meat> lol classic
32:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4 played it like shit right now in fucking aussie room fucking idiots
33:00 <beagle> i wasnt
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A. (Nov 15, 2008) 4:44 - Category: Music - 9,269,933 views - 21,438 likes (95.6%), 976 dislikes (4.4%)
33:00 <beagle> but fuck its australia who preaches
33:00 <partay> beagle I'll kill you if you want 
33:00 <British^Meat> ugh
34:00 <British^Meat> can u like, go away or something CK?
35:00 <beagle> volume half still loud this is full volume bit hardcore
35:00 <British^Meat> actauly scratch that, i want you to talk about uv lights, paltalk, your laptop, new speakers, and metro redux, alllllllllllllllllllllllll night
35:00 <beagle> sometimes good but sometimes wondering if it makes me deaf
35:00 <beagle> i used to put ears near a fucking nightclub one
36:00 <beagle> guy like me cant hear.
36:00 <beagle> not that way !!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <beagle> partay do you die inside ? try full bore an fuck off cunt
37:00 <Doodle> well
37:00 <Doodle> that wasnt very nice
37:00 <beagle> had put up with piece shit women like kelevra all my life
37:00 <Doodle> neither was that
37:00 <beagle> streets philidelphia
37:00 <British^Meat> stop showing off CK
38:00 <Doodle> have you ever had a mental health assessment beagle?
38:00 <beagle> crush on a girl with that name https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84503534&v=4z2DtNW79sQ&x-yt-ts=1421914688
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
38:00 <johninj4> where did the bad girl hurt you chad?
38:00 <johninj4> in the feels?
38:00 <partay> lol beagle
38:00 <beagle> Doodle if i skull you , do you like your skull
38:00 <partay> there there 
39:00 <Doodle> what
39:00 <beagle> relax you fucking douche
39:00 <beagle> tell you what
39:00 <beagle> dont lie for me , argentina
39:00 <partay> beagle even kelevra wouldnt piss on you if your teeth were on fire 
40:00 <Digerati> hey guys
40:00 <Digerati> connected to irc with dk2
40:00 <Digerati> occulus rift
40:00 <Digerati> testing it
40:00 <amsy> hi cc !
40:00 <Digerati> its working with my voice
40:00 <Digerati> hello
40:00 <beagle> as its aussie day n somehow i got wine i drank fast.
40:00 <beagle> forgive my stupidity its only words
40:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
41:00 <Digerati> beagle, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6EImeY5RGg
41:00 <Pieter1> shut up couleurs
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Die In A Plane Crash In VIRTUAL REALITY! | Oculus Rift DK2 Gameplay (Dec 15, 2014) 8:45 - Category: Gaming - 232,498 views - 3,620 likes (89%), 446 dislikes (11%)
41:00 <beagle> haha digi
41:00 <amsy> happy day 4 the thing
41:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/c2/29/eac2292ec384fc8615e478a1ae95cc15.jpg
41:00 <Digerati> this is what i am testing now beagle
41:00 <beagle> digi im sorry u dont listen same as i do
41:00 <Digerati> i do so listen man
41:00 <Digerati> :(
41:00 <couleurs> thank u norweg
42:00 <couleurs> let
42:00 <couleurs> s
42:00 <Digerati> let it be
42:00 <couleurs> not type here ever again amsy 
42:00 <beagle> beetles?
42:00 <couleurs> 2 many spastics in here 
42:00 <amsy> ok
42:00 <Digerati> connected to irc with 3D glasses
42:00 <Digerati> this is nuts
42:00 <beagle> Digerati seems homosexual
42:00 <beagle> well its okay if you are
42:00 <beagle> i have had many friends homo
42:00 <Digerati> your awful
42:00 <beagle> i aint tho, Digerati
42:00 <Digerati> i know your not
42:00 <beagle> well call it what you will
43:00 <beagle> then why say awful
43:00 <Digerati> i am bi
43:00 <beagle> i am not, im not gay.
43:00 <beagle> :)
43:00 <Digerati> you are so
43:00 <beagle> keep it as you will 
43:00 <Digerati> you hang out in the homo rooms sucking dicks for colored nicks
43:00 <Digerati> :)
43:00 <beagle> you seem like a fucking loser at times im sorry but your life choice.
43:00 <Digerati> hahah
44:00 <beagle> i did not make it for you
44:00 <Digerati> beagle, i served the country, and get a pension
44:00 <beagle> then why not get a pension
44:00 <Digerati> beagle, i got 3 kids
44:00 <beagle> not prepared.
44:00 <Digerati> beagle, i own a house and got money
44:00 <beagle> general Digerati
44:00 <Digerati> i don't give a fuck what i am anymore :) as long as i dont hurt anyone
44:00 <beagle> 'we dont need smashing planes or planets'
45:00 <Digerati> which i never have hurt anyone, physical or emotional :)
45:00 <Digerati> ever
45:00 <Digerati> never have, and never will :)
45:00 <beagle> noooooooooooo body does my head in like Digerati
45:00 <beagle> kahdsflkjadshflkjhadsfkahsldkfhasdf
45:00 <beagle> and he never listens
46:00 <simba> epic pwn
46:00 <couleurs> thank u
46:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
46:00 <[Maverick]> finally 
46:00 <British^Meat> Aint no one got time fo dat
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 2012 called ... it wants it's shit meme back
47:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10947347_817601708299028_460722489588450266_n.jpg?oh=12ad1cb831e0a6451343a58bf7d5a37c&oe=5520CDB8&__gda__=1432105861_061cf46f962305768ef412a2a94f0b57
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you pickin' on me m8?
48:00 <Doodle> who
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you
48:00 <Doodle> no
48:00 <Doodle> would you like me to
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I supposedly have a lisp ... was attempted humour
48:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I do but some on here think so
49:00 <Doodle> *thome
49:00 <Doodle> *tho
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yesth
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was probably the mic ... how many people hiss their S on television?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps ... more females though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
52:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10931182_10202822075427121_9127526910852367621_n.jpg?oh=251fca52bc62bc3c0c5ec3049282a5fd&oe=55242806
52:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed way too hard at that at 5am
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when I first saw it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> muse are so pretentious yes?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but so good
57:00 <Pieter1> NITE MAH LIL LEMMINGS :)))
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> muse obssession
57:00 <simba> obsession
58:00 <couleurs> muse... da poor mens radio head -_-
58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10945753_792175147533767_4522488356851377678_n.jpg?oh=d8367545eae763cc87bed71082e08e58&oe=556D1AD6
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate radiohead and always have
58:00 <simba> 2 deep 4 u ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they need more whine
59:00 <Bastardly_One> less drone
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, mr york just drones a bit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> other than that they're perfect
00:00 <Bastardly_One> muse would be boring too without the vocal melodramatics
00:00 <simba> both a bit 2 boring now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't listen to them for a long time
01:00 <Bastardly_One> when this album is over it'll be muse od for a while
01:00 <[Maverick]> still going on about muse 
01:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> #museobsessionday3
01:00 <simba> i cant even listen to 1 minute
01:00 <simba> unless ur willing to paypal me
01:00 <simba> ??
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'm like that with Radiohead so 
02:00 <couleurs> muse are gay
02:00 <couleurs> first album was ok
02:00 <Bastardly_One> which do you call their first?
02:00 <couleurs> then each one was progressively worse 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> most forget they had like 4 albums before super blackhole wankorama
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when they turned the pretention up to 11
03:00 <British^Meat> ugh
03:00 <British^Meat> is this old man for fkn real
03:00 <British^Meat> ?
03:00 <couleurs> showbiz u no their 1st album
03:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder if he met any of the members from Big Pig 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, nuh? really? ... most people only know the wank albums
03:00 <British^Meat> of course its thier first
04:00 <British^Meat> every fan knows that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the first 2 albums are brilliant
04:00 <British^Meat> what the actual fuck?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean twat bat
04:00 <British^Meat> god u say some demented shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sit the fuck down or whatever
04:00 <British^Meat> u should probs think b4 u type/blog
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're a music fan you know their first three albums and the hullabaloo soundtrack
05:00 <couleurs> radiohead's 1st album sucks shit but from then on they just got progressively better and peaked at ok computer/kid a/in rainbows ok thank u
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're a muscial pleb you don't
05:00 <Bastardly_One> radiohead suck shit the end
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
06:00 <couleurs> radiohead made like 3 masterpieces 
06:00 <couleurs> muse didn't make any
06:00 <British^Meat> i cringe everytime i see u wank on about your bands and music Bastardly_One
06:00 <nate> such is life ;l
06:00 <xm_> radiohead are the best. and people that do karaoke using their songs are cool too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> want real music you should all love this band
06:00 <couleurs> told u
06:00 <Bastardly_One> best band ever 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA-NCkRsRc
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Descendents - Live At Coachella Festival 13-04-2013 [HD] FULL CONCERT (Jul 29, 2013) 47:10 - Category: Music - 129,659 views - 1,010 likes (99%), 10 dislikes (1%)
07:00 <druff> i use curse words when i write
07:00 <Bastardly_One> watch how bill drums
07:00 <couleurs> u wish
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so layed back he looks like he will fall off the stool
07:00 <druff> he is probably high b1
08:00 <Bastardly_One> best band ever ... simple
08:00 <xm_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LeNYXbbMc
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that band are just perfectly nerdy
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paranoid Android - in Modplug / necros (Jul 2, 2008) 5:09 - Category: Music - 3,886 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <druff> but youd know that cuz you know about everything
08:00 <druff> simples
08:00 <couleurs> fagot 2 riff punk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush your mouth!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> best band ever ... I've listened them almost every day for 25 yrs ... they do it for me 
09:00 <couleurs> you're so old
09:00 <British^Meat> i love how he types like we all give a shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so are they ... look at them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <couleurs> pink floyd are better
09:00 <couleurs> so are talking heads
09:00 <couleurs> get a grip
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a bit like you twat bat ... you try a hard as skirmish ... you're two of the most inspid twits on austnet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> try *as hard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Pink Floyd?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot stand them
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bore me to tears
10:00 <British^Meat> lets not 4get Bastardly_One
10:00 <British^Meat> youre the one that started on me for no apparent reason
11:00 <couleurs> pixies
11:00 <couleurs> television
11:00 <British^Meat> u could always put me on ignore if u dont like me puttin u in your place
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm ... how many weeks ago idiot?
11:00 <couleurs> sonic youth
11:00 <Bastardly_One> turn the page and move on
11:00 <couleurs> etc etc etc
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> such a fkn pandas
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 excellent bands ... agreed
11:00 <British^Meat> i swear, u are father and son
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do you like?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> any other styles?
12:00 <couleurs> taylor swift
12:00 <British^Meat> just keep blogging about yourself Bastardly_One, you're doing great :)
12:00 <slinky_J> dont bring me up now
12:00 <slinky_J> move on
12:00 <British^Meat> old ppl... sheesh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he cant slinky ... that's the point I am making
12:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he is always stuck on the same page
12:00 <British^Meat> i just dont have to pretend to like the pair of u anymore
12:00 <British^Meat> its great
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I say like one thing weeks ago 
12:00 <British^Meat> ur both so cut
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is still crying
12:00 <slinky_J> oh
13:00 <slinky_J> 1 im not cut
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm cut?
13:00 <British^Meat> hah here we go
13:00 <simba> cum
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooook 
13:00 <druff> write any new poems lately b1?
13:00 <British^Meat> look Bastardly_One honestly
13:00 <slinky_J> 2 now it's not having to pretend to like us
13:00 <slinky_J> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> im so sorry that i got rid of your ops
13:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic ... clearly spastic
13:00 <milk> Bastardly_One I dont know if you like Jap culture, but have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqbfMh467A
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [Full フル風] Romeo and Cinderella ロミオとシンデレラ - Hatsune Miku 初音ミク DIVA English lyrics romaji subtitles ( e of 60fps to nico nico. 60fpsバージョンをニコニコ動画にアップしています) 4:41 - Category: Music - 5,782,025 views - 32,697 likes (98%), 683 dislikes (2%)
13:00 <slinky_J> how many new excuses can British^Meat come up with
13:00 <British^Meat> father and son combining
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I should of looked
13:00 <slinky_J> next week he'll deny having ever said that and have a new reason
13:00 <British^Meat> what are you talking about JB
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never went spaz at you for that anyway
13:00 <British^Meat> Am i pretending to not like u both?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> was over something else you said 
13:00 <British^Meat> gawd ur both so heavily invested in IRC
13:00 <slinky_J> *rolls eyes(
13:00 <British^Meat> its sooooo sad!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I remember what ... that's my point
14:00 <Bastardly_One> move
14:00 <Bastardly_One> on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> turn the page you stupid twat bat
14:00 <British^Meat> hah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so, what about Bradford City on the weekend eh? *subject change*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be rigged?
15:00 <milk> Miku Hatsune is a Tokyo vocaloid
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry milk
16:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't see that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> clicked for later
16:00 <milk> like sydney's oliver
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching a live gig right now 
16:00 <milk> k
16:00 <slinky_J> season final of AHS freak show sucked bawls
16:00 <slinky_J> kewl
17:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me again later and I'll probably be able to have a convo about it with you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> My son is right into the Japanese culture
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and pop culture, etc
18:00 <Bastardly_One> his asian obsession could probably border on some strange definition of racism though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> little weirdo 
18:00 <simba> im asian
19:00 <[Maverick]> same 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> konichiwah 
19:00 <[Maverick]> 4-.-
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I
19:00 <Bastardly_One>  haven't had enough cones to be asian yet
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how other races "smell"?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what we smell like to them
20:00 <simba> no
20:00 <Bastardly_One> anglo saxons I mean 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we probably smell like rotting meat
20:00 <simba> we smell like lizards
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am worried about me ... who thinks shit like that and seriously wonders for more than half a second
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm curious now
22:00 <simba> yea
23:00 <simba> lizard stench
24:00 <Bastardly_One> chet faker got #1 in the triple J hot 100?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is wrong with you kids?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know what music is?
25:00 <simba> whats chet faker
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh don't be tempted even
25:00 <simba> do you genuinely think anyone in this room voted on that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> emo fucking bore 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bee girl and kate love him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - Talk Is Cheap [Official Music Video] (Feb 11, 2014) 3:40 - Category: Music - 9,385,789 views - 54,491 likes (98.6%), 770 dislikes (1.4%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the song that got #1
26:00 <simba> but thats like watching a league and being surprised a shit team wins it
27:00 <simba> why are you tuning into triple j in 2015
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not listening 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually now would be decent
27:00 <Bastardly_One> mondays is three hours of power
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the metal on JJJ is actually ok 
27:00 <simba> dont give it any attention
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I never have ... not sure what your local one is now 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but ours is 3RRR
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and 3PBS
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer those stations
28:00 <amsy> lmao every year i see people being excited for hottest 100 and every year i see people whinging about it afterwards
29:00 <doctor> i'm not cool enough to be interested
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep track of it ... I love my music
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I can't believe the mundane stuff that seems popular with "indie" kids these days
29:00 <amsy> i love music too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and the sitting down at gigs totally quiet between bands and shit 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it 
29:00 <nate> i love grinding!
29:00 <doctor> i like 80s and 90s pop
30:00 <Bastardly_One> music is supposed to come at ya innit?
30:00 <amsy> but hottest 100 has never interested me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I do to keep tabs on what the indie kids like
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but going through this year it's just more mundane sit down and snooze stuff
30:00 <amsy> to whinge afterwards you mean
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like the last 5 yrs
30:00 <druff> keeping tabs on what kids like... interesting
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to understand it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you feel stuff out of music like that?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so mundane
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like going to the supermarket and hearing their radio
31:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmQYTrNoOxE
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Concrete Blonde - Joey (Jun 22, 2012) 4:08 - Category: Music - 221,337 views - 1,118 likes (98%), 23 dislikes (2%)
31:00 <amsy> some people like more laid back music
31:00 <doctor> stuff like that
31:00 <doctor> depressing stuff usually
32:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor
32:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Jonette 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZBQGCI2hm0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andy Prieboy - Tomorrow Wendy (Nov 2, 2008) 3:41 - Category: Music - 116,089 views - 617 likes (97%), 19 dislikes (3%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> let it go right through
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you will LOVE it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
32:00 <doctor> oh nice
32:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off you elite wannabe old cunt. 
32:00 <[Maverick]> seriously 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the original where she just does the one verse
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so good
33:00 <doctor> yeah, one for the collection
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he sung for Wall of Voodoo after Stan Ridgeway
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and they both went solo after that ... 
34:00 <[Maverick]> also it's Johnette ;P 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it sure is 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I typoed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Napolitano?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I always call her neopolitian icecream
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because she's yum also
35:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
35:00 <[Maverick]> funny enough it's McGee
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNZpkimAZSI
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Concrete Blonde - God Is A Bullet (Apr 23, 2010) 4:23 - Category: Music - 234,186 views - 1,500 likes (98.5%), 23 dislikes (1.5%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> now that song kicks arse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that clip just brings back the old crush I had 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks cool in that 
38:00 <Student> old man's crush 
38:00 <amsy> hi Student
38:00 <couleurs> lol
38:00 <Student> hi amsy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, have you heard How to destroy angels?
38:00 <Vagisil> fart
38:00 <Bastardly_One> think you'd like them 
38:00 <Vagisil> b1
39:00 <Vagisil> did u see the australian scientists that have worked out how to unboil an egg lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what arsewipe?
39:00 <doctor> nope
39:00 <Vagisil> http://www.sciencealert.com/chemists-have-figured-out-how-to-unboil-an-egg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> um nope
39:00 <Vagisil> ^5 for south australia
39:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, hang on I'll link ya a good one to look at 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, try this out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3pDuJeMqQ
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Destroy Angels - Ice age (Date not found) 7:17 - Category: Music - 916,155 views - 9,106 likes (95.5%), 428 dislikes (4.5%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Trent Reznor's wife ... and other band
41:00 <doctor> its okay, but not my cup of tea
41:00 <Student> my cup is empty 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... worth exploring though ... they're "industrial" ... so cover a lot of electronica I guess
42:00 <Vagisil> Jane came up with this awesome idea today B1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> territory* I guess
42:00 <amsy> lmao
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she's married to you 
42:00 <Vagisil> she asked why i havent picked out a replacement 4x4 for the one I sold last year (4.2 Gu Patrol)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she can't have any good ideas
42:00 <Vagisil> and i said i havent found something that has been tricket out with all the nice shit
42:00 <Vagisil> and i want a GQ Safari High roof.. but with all the flash shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for sharing
43:00 <Vagisil> so she said. well... send in the paperwork for the patrol.. and we get dad to rego it in Perth, and take it to an upholster..
43:00 <simba> if u wanna be elite u gotta let go of triple k
43:00 <simba> j
43:00 <Vagisil> and get all the door trims and seats and carpet all made speccy
43:00 <Vagisil> and then get a custom dash made
43:00 <Vagisil> im like.. OMFG.. YES
43:00 <Bastardly_One> KKK?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> is that like a white power youth network station?
44:00 <Vagisil> double j is where its at
44:00 <Vagisil> fuck triple j
44:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... I was reading about what the hot 100 was this year and said I can't believe the mundane shit that was on it 
44:00 <Vagisil> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but haven't listened to the station for years
45:00 <Vagisil> i only listen to ABC now
45:00 <British^Meat> lol, radio
45:00 <Vagisil> and double j digital tv
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't get how the shit is so souless and mundane
45:00 <Vagisil> talk back is so much more interesting to me now than pop shit :P
46:00 <Student> how old are you Vagisil? 50?
46:00 <Vagisil> 28 lol
46:00 <Vagisil> ikr
46:00 <Student> 28? you are kidding right
47:00 <Vagisil> lol no
47:00 <Vagisil> 86 baby
48:00 <Student> that is amazing, your head is more busted than of Bastardly_One
48:00 <Vagisil> lmao
49:00 <Student> :)
49:00 <simba> im 28
50:00 <Vagisil> cool story
50:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
50:00 <Student> how many you are 28 for?
51:00 <simba> im 28 tomorrow
51:00 <Student> im? i will be?
51:00 <Student> looks like you are lieing
51:00 <simba> i will be 28 tomorrow
51:00 <simba> not lying
51:00 <Vagisil> your mum mustve had a great easter lol
51:00 <Student> your hands are not supporting you simba
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 82
51:00 <DemonsRun> Mav!
51:00 <simba> im mav
51:00 <DemonsRun> Wow I should have scrolled down.
51:00 <DemonsRun> Whoops
51:00 <Student> Bastardly_One you are just a new baby born 
51:00 <Vagisil> <--- MaverickMan
52:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is benjamin button
52:00 <Vagisil> <--- WaixYourLegs
52:00 <DemonsRun> Everyone vs b1 tonight is it?
52:00 <amsy> oh
52:00 <simba> nobodys attacking b1
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
52:00 <Vagisil> <---- NCC74656
52:00 <DemonsRun> K
53:00 <Student> why one would like to attack Bastardly_One?
53:00 <Vagisil> <---- mp3-loaded (1998)
53:00 <Student> he is an innocent looking fellow
53:00 <simba> because once you pop you cant stop
53:00 <Vagisil> hes a bastard
53:00 <Vagisil> lol
53:00 <Vagisil> <--- PinkFairy
53:00 <Vagisil> <---- DominionOfGame
53:00 <simba> <----- gay
53:00 <DemonsRun> ^Idiot.
53:00 <DemonsRun> Bad timing.
54:00 <simba> thanx
54:00 <Student> since mention pop, so i take the liberty to ask a question about it, is it possible that we keep on eating without poping?
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> i would topic that if i could!!!!!
55:00 <Student> there must be something to stop all the food to go in gutter?
55:00 <Student> could solve world food problems ;P
55:00 <Vagisil> bill gates made a machine that turns poo into electricity and drinking water lol
56:00 <Student> bill gates starting to do such things?
56:00 <simba> sacred turnip
57:00 <Vagisil> http://page15.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/t411959291#enlargeimg
57:00 <Vagisil> ERHMAHGERD
58:00 <johninj4> he did drink a glass of poo water
58:00 <johninj4> that was pretty cool
58:00 <Vagisil> lol
58:00 <Vagisil> http://page6.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/f149010963#enlargeimg
58:00 <Vagisil> OMGO MGO MG
58:00 <Vagisil> GORGEOUS!
59:00 <Vagisil> even im too fat for that lol
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