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01:00 <Dugnuts> whats this about your dinky dong?
01:00 <Loof> stinky dong more like it
02:00 <Dugnuts> i was going more for the small angle
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Dugnuts> but if you wanna go for dirty be my guest
04:00 <couleurs> if u wanna b my luvr
04:00 <Student> i surely do not want to be yours
05:00 <couleurs> ok :(
09:00 <amsy> student :( thats mean
10:00 <Student> ha ha , yah what love?
10:00 <Dugnuts> i think its better to tell them now
10:00 <Dugnuts> rather than let them pine away in hope
10:00 <simba> drink drive bloody idiet
10:00 <Dugnuts> same with drinking and typing simba
11:00 <simba> brilliant
11:00 <Dugnuts> uptown funk you up
12:00 <RockerXBaby> hiii
12:00 <Dugnuts> hi
13:00 <Dugnuts> nice to meet you RockerXBaby
13:00 <Loof> lets fuck
13:00 <Dugnuts> smooth
13:00 <RockerXBaby> likewise and loof thats so old
13:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
13:00 <RockerXBaby> likewise too meet you dug*
13:00 <Dugnuts> that line only ever worked for me once
13:00 <Dugnuts> oh cheers RockerXBaby
14:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, wanna fifa huh?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't :P
14:00 <Dugnuts> a friend bet me i couldnt get laid by going up to girls and saying "wanna fuck?"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not yet and I assume you're going soon
14:00 <Dugnuts> it took 4 hours and a couple of dozen slaps
14:00 <RockerXBaby> this place hasnt changed one bit since i was last on '
14:00 <Dugnuts> but i won that bet
14:00 <Loof> women should just be honest and just say "of course i want to fuck, why else would i be here?"
15:00 <Dugnuts> because they want to be seduced
15:00 <RockerXBaby> u wish loof
15:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
15:00 <Dugnuts> dont you know women at all?
15:00 <Loof> who does
15:00 <Dugnuts> well they certainly dont
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow! what a charmer
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna fuck and some idiot said yes… :/
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
16:00 <Dugnuts> yeah well
16:00 <Dugnuts> as i said
16:00 <Dugnuts> i got slapped a lot that night
16:00 <Loof> lucky u didnt get kicked in the newts
16:00 <RockerXBaby> im sure u have plenty of times loof
16:00 <Loof> who the fuck are you slag?
16:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
16:00 <Dugnuts> it was just for a bet
17:00 <Dugnuts> its not like i do that kind of thing a lot
17:00 <RockerXBaby> its okay keyboard warrior no need to get upset :)
17:00 <Dugnuts> hell
17:00 <Dugnuts> that was 7 years ago now
17:00 <Dugnuts> i couldnt pull that kind of shit anymore
18:00 <simba> did you tell her it was for a bet tho
18:00 <Dugnuts> nope
18:00 <simba> brilliant
18:00 <Dugnuts> to be fair im pretty sure she was rolling
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you end up getting sex?
18:00 <Dugnuts> yup
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Dugnuts> never even got her name...
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> righttt
19:00 <Maurice> You did it wrong, it's 'nice shoes, wanna fuck'
19:00 <Maurice> Amateur
19:00 <Dugnuts> damn
19:00 <simba> what if her shoes sucked
19:00 <Maurice> You lie
19:00 <Dugnuts> that could have saved me all those slaps!
19:00 <Maurice> But if it was me, my shoes are fucking awesome
19:00 <simba> easier just to drop the part about the shoes
19:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
19:00 <simba> its irrelevent
20:00 <Maurice> You're an elephant
20:00 <Dugnuts> maurice knows about all my shenanigans from when i was a younger man
20:00 <beagle> anne green gables arrived it was gay so i shoved it up my anus
20:00 <Loof> intemately?
20:00 <beagle> lol ...
20:00 <beagle> no it was books they said sending dvd
20:00 <Dugnuts> its intimately
20:00 <beagle> im like okay so books
20:00 <Dugnuts> and no
20:00 <beagle> im like thinking its way more detailed than dvd
21:00 <beagle> people said it starts of beautiful and can be depressing
21:00 <beagle> even sad
21:00 <beagle> and im like im gonna read it , dont you fucking worry
21:00 <beagle> canada.
21:00 <beagle> so 
21:00 <beagle> they wrote both also it was filmed in canada for video
21:00 <Loof> ty
21:00 <beagle> 1908 and re wrote in 1935
21:00 <beagle> seems like no time it was long time they cant understand so they re write i have the 1935 one
22:00 <beagle> in new form
22:00 <Maurice> beagle, shut up, nobody cares about what you have to say
22:00 <beagle> then why u speak bitch
22:00 <Maurice> Oh phew
22:00 <Dugnuts> he really quit?
22:00 <Dugnuts> coward
22:00 <Maurice> I have that effect..
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
22:00 <Dugnuts> you are terrifying :P
22:00 <Maurice> It's my height
22:00 <Maurice> It can be intimidating
23:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, you are so short i have nfi what you are doing down there
23:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
23:00 <Dugnuts> could be ANYTHING
23:00 <Dugnuts> :P
24:00 <Maurice> Mostly tying your laces together
24:00 <RockerXBaby> nothing wrong with shorty people
24:00 <Dugnuts> you say together, but we both know you are just making sure they are right
24:00 <Dugnuts> being the sweet person that you are
25:00 <Loof> i'm on a permanent holiday, i'm going outside to play, i aint gonna slave awayyy. not for the corporate babylon, i'm never gonna be a pawn in their manipulation gamesss
25:00 <Maurice> Sweet
25:00 <Maurice> Pfft
25:00 <Skirmish> Finished the nail cannon yet Loof? 
26:00 <Dugnuts> dont deny it ;)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Mike Patton is a genius
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that is all 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on 
30:00 <Loof> agreed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this opera is off it's face
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy can sing anything
30:00 <Loof> wish i was
31:00 <Bastardly_One> pure singing genius
31:00 <Dugnuts> off your face?
31:00 <RockerXBaby> hey bastardly ur still on here :)
31:00 <Loof> all i have is tea lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> holy fuck 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they all come back to the scene of the crime eventually
32:00 <Bastardly_One> long time no bullshit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
32:00 <RockerXBaby> lol howdy :)
32:00 <Digerati> all i have is nothing
32:00 <Digerati> all i have is your dick in my arse :)
33:00 <Dugnuts> wow
33:00 <Digerati> :)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching/listening to this opera Mike Patton part wrote and sings in ... at the moment I'm really digging it so enjy the silence
33:00 <RockerXBaby> yup always that one person lol
33:00 <simba> cram it gaylord
33:00 <Digerati> but that's ok i am used to faggots :)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I get bored quickly so I'll be over it soon
33:00 <Digerati> rofl
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and ranting
33:00 <Bastardly_One> RockerXBaby, remember Rattlesnake?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati is like him
34:00 <Bastardly_One> special *nods*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just talk around him :)
34:00 <RockerXBaby> ahhh yup i remeber him lol
34:00 <Loof> RockerXBaby has started shit with me already, just met her lol
34:00 <Digerati> skasi re pustadara :)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd swear they were the same person
34:00 <Loof> so she goes on my igore+abuse
34:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the same aged
34:00 <Digerati> sou kanw plaka re malaka
34:00 <Bastardly_One> same natio
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and the same people exactly
34:00 <RockerXBaby> greek language too aye dig
34:00 <Loof> what natio?
35:00 <Digerati> turk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> totally full of it ... the resemblence is uncanny
35:00 <Digerati> gay turk
35:00 <Digerati> i love fucking greeks
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the same person you'd swear RockerXBaby ... but they're not
35:00 <RockerXBaby> lol this place hasnt changed my dear
35:00 <Dugnuts> why is fucking them so good Digerati?
35:00 <Loof> they were both cloned from the same turd
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no 
35:00 <Digerati> cos they got tight bums
36:00 <Digerati> tightarse greeks :)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you have the same constant flogging I used to get too that I got over eventually and left
36:00 <Dugnuts> that cant always be true
36:00 <Dugnuts> oh i see
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, TheWJM helped me leave with a perm ban
36:00 <Digerati> don't pay their taxes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but ya get that *lol*
36:00 <Skirmish> [00:37] <Bastardly_One> you have the same constant flogging I used to get too that I got over eventually and left   <--------- Why haven't you learnt yet then? 
36:00 <Digerati> not that i like tax
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a big enough group to talk to ... didn't care
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel wasn't always complete fuckwit city
37:00 <Digerati> but the gvt has police it needs to support
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was just mostly
37:00 <Digerati> that's a reasonable excuse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there were some gems of people
37:00 <Loof> i miss TheBaron
37:00 <Loof> :(
37:00 <Digerati> without cops you get chaos
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh he deleted his FB and all 
37:00 <Loof> fuck
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gone MIA since he bullshitted about sending me a load of seeds
38:00 <Digerati> but the fucking greeks don't know that
38:00 <Digerati> and throw petrol bombs at cops
38:00 <Skirmish> From what you've just said B1 nothing has changed as in how you are viewed ... which makes me wonder why you still believe everyone else is the problem, and not you. 
38:00 <Digerati> because every fucking greek is a cop
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one has heard from him since from here since then Loof
38:00 <Digerati> may as well turn it into a police state, and have slaves while you are at it
38:00 <Digerati> bring back the old times
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, you either get it or you don't ... I'm rude and blunt even to my friends ... ask Loof
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he cops enough of it 
39:00 <Digerati> sure that england will follow the example
39:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure he wants to rage at me more than he does
39:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, that's arrogance. 
39:00 <Digerati> after all england is known well for slavery
39:00 <Loof> no cause you're always right
39:00 <Loof> i just need to realise that
39:00 <Digerati> i dont want to be right
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I am not always right 
40:00 <Digerati> i am not righteous, innocent, i am not guiltless
40:00 <Digerati> St Edward The Confessor, King Of England
40:00 <Digerati> he wrote the westminster law
40:00 <Digerati> least he was honest in saying that
41:00 <Digerati> the same i can say for myself
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish to me I'd rather tell you if I have an issue and get it out of my system and move on ... you're just as opinionated but refuse to see it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't exactly go, "excuse me my friend you are a complete fuckwit" ... except with Loof :D
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs it that blunt though don't ya Loof? 
42:00 <Skirmish> Everyone has told you their problem with you lol. You just throw out a wall of text shouting everyone down and try turn it all back on them. 
42:00 <Loof> yeah lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *gets ready for him to bite his tongue in half*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wow! did well Loof
42:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were gonna say something smart at least
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good work!
42:00 <Loof> ty :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, looked in the mirror any time recent?
42:00 <Digerati> guilt and knowing guilt is one step to righteousness, the things we do wrong in life, and we don't admit and think we are aways innocent, even when proven wrong by fact
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you do this all the time ... 
43:00 <Skirmish> I rest my case. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're doing it now 
43:00 <RockerXBaby> what are u guys arguing about
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
43:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi ... thanks for the reality check
43:00 <Skirmish> RockerXBaby: lol nothing at all. You can't argue if one person is in complete denial. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where habits become obnoxious
43:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I mean by this cunt?
43:00 <Digerati> you got some fucking cumstains in jail that are either deranged, or gone
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ
44:00 <Loof> use /ignore man
44:00 <RockerXBaby> this place is a dangeours typing place lol
44:00 <RockerXBaby> gah typo
44:00 <Digerati> so bend me over like a bitch :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so tell me something about the last 2000 yrs I might find interesting RockerXBaby?
44:00 <Loof> never underestimate the power of the /ignore
44:00 <RockerXBaby> well i have kids now lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all has happened with me really ... oh except that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine found me ... 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? do tell 
45:00 <RockerXBaby> im back in contact with the old group from here
45:00 <Digerati> i am a grandfather and dont see any difference in who i am
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really? through social media or found half of them on here or what?
45:00 <Digerati> and a great grand uncle to
46:00 <Digerati> i think i am getting fucking senile before my time, at 47 mind you
46:00 <Digerati> that's young
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cool shit ... you sound happy ... 
46:00 <Digerati> grey hair mind you :)
46:00 <RockerXBaby> fb
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I went senile at 15
46:00 <Bastardly_One> give in and enjoy it 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what post it notes are for
46:00 <Digerati> and on irc and still play xbox
46:00 <Bastardly_One> to remember your own name
46:00 <Digerati> i think i am nuts...
47:00 <Digerati> and miley cyrus is a whore
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good old FB ... only have a couple of the old crew on there 
47:00 <RockerXBaby> i have most of them such good people
47:00 <Digerati> i would bang kylie minogue however
48:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how far we're going back ... I've chelle over there ... ummmmm sherm, crimson seraph
48:00 <RockerXBaby> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie, unique
48:00 <Bastardly_One> h20
48:00 <Skirmish> http://goo.gl/x5hCNk
48:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... a few 
48:00 <RockerXBaby> i have crimson , slowmover etc etc 
48:00 <RockerXBaby> i dont have chelle
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> loves a name drop
48:00 <Bastardly_One> get rid of slow
49:00 <RockerXBaby> nooo his awesome lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find me through mark
49:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready for a notice 
49:00 <RockerXBaby> british meat? lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
49:00 <RockerXBaby> wonder who u might be haha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be meeting up with mark, sherm and chelle ... "whenever"
49:00 <Digerati> bm is full blown poofter mate :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so never most likely 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we're pretty slack except for chelle
50:00 <Kynetic>  sup poofs
50:00 <Skirmish> Penis. 
50:00 <Dugnuts> yours is up?
50:00 <Digerati> article section b1 sub section 5 paragraph c, "NO POOFTERS ALLOWED"
50:00 <Kynetic> pfft
50:00 <Kynetic> thats racist
50:00 <Digerati> jk
50:00 <Digerati> it's a old aussie joke by a poof
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai silly person
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *waves to Kynetic*
51:00 <Kynetic> sif im silly
51:00 <RockerXBaby> oki
51:00 <Digerati> barry mckenzie
51:00 <Kynetic> im just slightly.. only slightly deranged.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it when you're active
51:00 <Bastardly_One> some people have certain impacts
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you bring good retard
51:00 <Kynetic> make sure you take out the falsies first
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that was so last night 
52:00 <Kynetic> apparently when we're here together youre sucking my cock.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> told you ... cash up front
52:00 <Digerati> hmm
52:00 <Kynetic> i dont wanna get teeth rash
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and same with I have simba and stebie in my pocket
52:00 <Digerati> i got tubercolosis, can i dribble in your bong ?
52:00 <Kynetic> do you accept bitcoin?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this is true ... I am ... so am 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I do accept bitcoin
52:00 <Digerati> only if it is made of gold
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like a true hax0r
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Serenity> np
53:00 <Serenity> no
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice ... she showed me a couple of pics of Carl and the second one the women just has this look in her eyes that kind of says ... yeah I'd do that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> never say no to cake!
54:00 <Clairey> yesssss ..
54:00 <Serenity> no taco
54:00 <Doodle> mm
54:00 <Doodle> cakefart
54:00 <Clairey> omgggggg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on what the cake is ... always so no to fruit cake
54:00 <Clairey> spaking of farts
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no, not cake farts
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fKqcduerMS8/TtPqFpIz5AI/AAAAAAAAAp0/yKAudav2bAA/s1600/vlcsnap-00010.jpg   <------- Seems legit. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fruit cake, true
54:00 <Doodle> fruit cake rocks
54:00 <Clairey> speaking or spanking? bad typo
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> annnd black forest cake - ew
54:00 <Serenity> its so nice talking in here as a normal peson
54:00 <Clairey> lets go with spanking, its more fun
54:00 <Doodle> yum cherries
55:00 <Doodle> black forest cake in and around my mouth
55:00 <Doodle> thx
55:00 <Skirmish> LOL she's been here 20 minutes and she's voiced already. Ops again by the end of the week! 
55:00 <Clairey> penis cake, worst farts EVA
55:00 <Doodle> D:
55:00 <Serenity> rofl
55:00 <Serenity> i just sweet talk em Skirmish
55:00 <Clairey> by black forest do you mean big black cock cake Doodle?
55:00 <Doodle> no
55:00 <Clairey> liar
55:00 <Skirmish> Pieter will be in a cold sweat. 
55:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Serenity> jesus
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <Doodle> he is anyway
56:00 <Doodle> drugs etc
56:00 <Skirmish> lol
56:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish its amazing what a good blowjob will get you around here
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> not big black cock cake - sif ruin a cake 
56:00 <Doodle> or a bad one
56:00 <Maurice> I know I enjoyed mine
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> big black cock?
56:00 <Clairey> its not ruined kate
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> was he tall?
56:00 <Clairey> the cum is the icing
56:00 <Clairey> der
56:00 <Doodle> looool
56:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: They always say that's how ops are awarded. Would not surprise me if it's true. 
57:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *VOMIT*
57:00 <Serenity> i would smash a cake with it
57:00 <Clairey> hhhahah
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be black?
57:00 <Serenity> POW
57:00 <Doodle> sarah!
57:00 <Clairey> like jason biggs?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH good idea!
57:00 <Maurice> Well, I got my ops off Serenity ;)
57:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish theres only one way to find out *unzips*
57:00 <Kynetic> lol
57:00 <Maurice> That says it all
57:00 <Kynetic> who am i kidding
57:00 <Clairey> but with a cake
57:00 <Kynetic> im not even wearing pants
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a cock no - I totes get penis envy now!
57:00 <Serenity> me either tbh
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> now*
57:00 <Doodle> ok this cake/cock thing is getting a bit transerial for me
57:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: I'd love to ... but I don't have the heart to push Bastardly_One out of the way to get to your penis. 
57:00 <Clairey> you cannot say no
57:00 <Serenity> mmm serial
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> once you pop….
57:00 <Doodle> .
57:00 <Clairey> Doodle, touch my cock
58:00 <Clairey> i mean cake
58:00 <Doodle> no
58:00 <Kynetic> lol
58:00 <Doodle> ok
58:00 <Doodle> wait no
58:00 <Doodle> .
58:00 <Maurice> Once, in a thai rest, the waiter came up with my sisters coke, and mum passes it over and goes 'your big black cock' said waiter dropped his tray and didn't come near our table for the rest of the night
58:00 <Clairey> what!
58:00 <Doodle> its a trick
58:00 <Clairey> dammit
58:00 <Kynetic> if only b1 would give me head
58:00 <Kynetic> i hear he's pretty good at it
58:00 <Kynetic> when he takes out the falsies
58:00 <Clairey> i always ay cock, even if i mean coke
59:00 <Clairey> its more fun
59:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
59:00 <Clairey> in one swift sentence
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice!
59:00 <Clairey> "can i please have a diet cock, thanks bye"
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, you're too cheap to afford me ... I'm too old to give out freebies in false hopes anymore
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's a diet cock?
59:00 <Loof> asian cock
59:00 <Doodle> when i was in bali i had to mime red bull to a woman who didnt speak english
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
59:00 <Doodle> that was dignified
59:00 <Clairey> a small one
59:00 <Clairey> less cumsicles
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's a shame
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <Clairey> less calories
00:00 <Clairey> :)
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't be stingy on the cock
00:00 <Serenity> my eyelashes feel fury
00:00 <Clairey> just be stingy on the cum
00:00 <Loof> when asians say diet coke it even sounds like diet cock
00:00 <Clairey> im ion a diet
00:00 <Clairey> geez
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got fake ones…..
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... always the cock with Clairey innit?
00:00 <Serenity> mine are long enough as it is
00:00 <Skirmish> I long ago worked out how to make women fight over giving you a blow job. Become diabetic, eat waaaaaay to much sugar and blow fairy floss. 
00:00 <Clairey> your cocks plural Serenity?
00:00 <Skirmish> I just never ended up diabetic. It was fun trying though. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look pretty…. but the upkeep is anyong
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate itchy eyelashes for the record
01:00 <Doodle> .
01:00 <Clairey> OH.. feck, didnt even read the eyelash comment
01:00 <Serenity> LOL Clairey!
01:00 <Serenity> eyelashes!
01:00 <Clairey> fail
01:00 <Kynetic> Serenity has two penises
01:00 <Clairey> ones in my mouth
01:00 <Skirmish> What do you call a group of cocks? A flock of cocks? 
01:00 <Clairey> the other is in Doodle's butt
01:00 <Skirmish> A pack? 
01:00 <Doodle> hey!
01:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg
01:00 <Clairey> a focks
01:00 <Clairey> haw haw
02:00 <Doodle> a stiffening
02:00 <Clairey> lol ^
02:00 <Kynetic> kinda like that
02:00 <Serenity> a murder of cocks
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... a stiffening
02:00 <Loof> why is one circumsized and one not
02:00 <Doodle> dont murder cocks sarah you're not drunk enough yet
02:00 <Maurice> An orgy
02:00 <Kynetic> is that like the fappening?
02:00 <Clairey> that pic wont load :(
02:00 <Serenity> variety loof
02:00 <Doodle> then you can smash them down
02:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Clairey> ohhh! DDD
03:00 <Clairey> !!!
03:00 <Doodle> no just DD
03:00 <Clairey> totes saw that on reddit, poor guy
03:00 <Doodle> yeah
03:00 <Serenity> 3 cox
03:00 <Kynetic> heh
03:00 <Doodle> poor guy
03:00 <Doodle> .
03:00 <Kynetic> he's totally gay tho
03:00 <Clairey> nah, double dicki dude
03:00 <Clairey> ddd!
03:00 <Kynetic> did you see the pics of his ass?
03:00 <Clairey> -i
03:00 <Maurice> The fuck, Kynetic
03:00 <Doodle> what
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's written a book about it now
03:00 <Maurice> Stop showing my pic
03:00 <Kynetic> lol Maurice
03:00 <Serenity> poor guy?
03:00 <Clairey> i thought he came out with a book like recently
03:00 <Serenity> he has two functioning dicks
03:00 <Serenity> as if poor guy
03:00 <Clairey> about sll the cunty he gets
04:00 <Kynetic> and a reamed out asshole
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My Life With 2 Penises is the title I think ... originality right there 
04:00 <Serenity> hes bisexual too
04:00 <Serenity> double
04:00 <Doodle> anybody can get a reamed out asshole
04:00 <Loof> get head by two people at once
04:00 <Doodle> just swing by
04:00 <Clairey> yum!
04:00 <Maurice> No such thing as bisexual, it's just greediness
04:00 <Clairey> lol
04:00 <Doodle> indeed
04:00 <Serenity> sh
04:00 <Clairey> IM SOOOOOOOOO BI
04:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed Maurice
04:00 <Serenity> you didnt even come see me today
04:00 <Clairey> i need cock and fanny
04:00 <Serenity> bitch
04:00 <Doodle> nobody is safe
04:00 <Clairey> im a greedy whore
05:00 <Kynetic> Maurice can have my vagina and you can have her other dick
05:00 <Maurice> It's an occasional table, occasionally its a table, occasionally its a coffin
05:00 <Clairey> oh my goodness ballsacks
05:00 <Doodle> hahahaaha
06:00 <Clairey> so would you rather... if you had to pick.... 2 vaginas or 2 dicks... OR... one of each?
06:00 <Clairey> and guys you can totally have a vagina if you want one
06:00 <Clairey> :P
06:00 <Doodle> i'd have 6 vaginas, all on my arms
06:00 <Clairey> trade in your penis for a functional fanny
06:00 <Maurice> You have enough in your freezer
06:00 <Maurice> Stop hogging all the vag
06:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhhhh
06:00 <Kynetic> then it'd be no fun chasing tail
06:00 <Loof> i'd have a vagina for a mouth
06:00 <Clairey> arms or vaginas?
06:00 <Kynetic> cos youd just end up at home fuckign yourself all the time
07:00 <Doodle> loool 
07:00 <Clairey> yeah exactly
07:00 <Doodle> both Clairey
07:00 <Clairey> just be like
07:00 <Clairey> sorry cant come ojut tonight
07:00 <Clairey> im fucking myself
07:00 <Kynetic> like if you could suck your own dick
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Kynetic> youd never leave the house
07:00 <Kynetic> be honest.
07:00 <Clairey> at least when someone says go fuck yourself
07:00 <Clairey> you can
07:00 <Doodle> i dont leave the house anyway
07:00 <Doodle> unless work
07:00 <Maurice> I try not to
08:00 <Clairey> you could fuck yourself at work Doodle
08:00 <Clairey> or do you currently fo that
08:00 <Clairey> :P
08:00 <Loof> who says he doesnt
08:00 <Doodle> i get told to alot
08:00 <Clairey> do
08:00 <Kynetic> at this point i dont even know if i can leave the house
08:00 <Kynetic> the street one street over is flooded
08:00 <Doodle> a lot
08:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure this one isnt far off it
08:00 <Doodle> did you accidentally turn Clairey on?
09:00 <Kynetic> i cant imagine its that hard to do Doodle
09:00 <Doodle> call the council for some sandbags
09:00 <Clairey> LOL
09:00 <Clairey> zomg i flooded my pants
09:00 <Clairey> and the town
09:00 <Doodle> oops
09:00 <Clairey> oops
09:00 <Kynetic> nah this house is set up a metre or so off the ground and we're on a little hill in the street
09:00 <Kynetic> so should be fine
09:00 <Kynetic> surrounded by flood plain
09:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TffVGLElI/AAAAAAAACxA/trH1ch0Y3tI/s320/ALOT6.png
09:00 <Doodle> a metre
10:00 <Doodle> lol fu Maurice i missed the space bar
10:00 <Maurice> FIBS
10:00 <Kynetic> itd have to be a pretty big flood to get into the house
10:00 <Doodle> well, we'll see
10:00 <Doodle> are you feeling lucky
11:00 <Kynetic> dunno
11:00 <Maurice> Are you.. punk?
11:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
11:00 <Kynetic> i dont know anyoen named lucky
11:00 <Maurice> Also, that depends who Lucky is
11:00 <Maurice> Get out of my head
11:00 <Doodle> /dad joke
11:00 <Kynetic> lol Maurice
11:00 <Clairey> keep talking dirty
11:00 <Clairey> i aspire to be of plant material
11:00 <johninj4> hahahahahha
11:00 <Doodle> olawd
11:00 <Maurice> I aspire to be of planet material
11:00 <Kynetic> get out of MY head.. and into my pants.
11:00 <johninj4> you are!
11:00 <Maurice> Hoping to be Uranus one day
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car.mp3 (5.08MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 4:26)
12:00 <Maurice> BEEP YEAHHHH
12:00 <Kynetic> fuck
12:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
12:00 <Doodle> one at a time tho thx
12:00 <Kynetic> how did you know that song popped into my head Doodle?
12:00 <Doodle> cos it popped into mine
12:00 <Kynetic> motherfucker.
12:00 <Maurice> I bet you both popped
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid Motherfucker.mp3 (3.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:40)
12:00 <Doodle> ?
12:00 <Maurice> IN DA PANCE
12:00 <Kynetic> not yet Maurice
12:00 <Kynetic> i got a bit more stamina than that
12:00 <Doodle> i dont
12:00 <Maurice> Oh, I dont
12:00 <Doodle> its all over
13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N10VXcGexgM
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Do the NT -- Central (Jul 13, 2014) 0:31 - Category: Travel & Events - 579 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
13:00 <Serenity> oh shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
13:00 <Serenity> i forgot i was here
13:00 <Maurice> Thats my line
13:00 <Clairey> omg worst lag
13:00 <Doodle> its easy to do
13:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU
13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glr878X82PE
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) (Nov 23, 2009) 3:12 - Category: Music - views - 51,584 likes (96.9%), 1,654 dislikes (3.1%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
13:00 <Skirmish> Which chick would you bang? 
14:00 <Skirmish> Chick in the orange, after she changes her hair colour.
14:00 <Skirmish> If she got all femnazi about being told to change her hair colour .... chick in the purple as is. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> faux did that chick's links months ago ... loads of them
14:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10410815_783173725109056_6926591905653004080_n.jpg?oh=e4c63d7edad5b8baa0ae55ed4d412d8b&oe=55211A00&__gda__=1432787640_3d68ffcbb2d5546cedfc1e8876d09db9
15:00 <Clairey> im doing tht doodle
15:00 <Doodle> i was
15:00 <Doodle> but i am replete
15:00 <Clairey> cept im eathing my bithcuit
15:00 <Doodle> kekeke
16:00 <Maurice> Thee you on the theethaw thindy!
16:00 <Clairey> lol
16:00 <Doodle> your thoeth will thlip in the juithe
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> are you cunts picking on me again? oh wait, I don't have a lisp
17:00 <Maurice> That was on the other night, much lols were had (by me and me alone)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's in certain people's imaginations ... carry on 
17:00 <Maurice> By certain people you mean me and the other 20 people that heard it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... thomething like that 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ... 
18:00 <Clairey> omg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
18:00 <Clairey> why must people drive like dicks into driveways
18:00 <Clairey> srsly
18:00 <Clairey> gtfo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Clairey> next time ill put a bed of nails down
19:00 <Clairey> cunts
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Cooper - Bed Of Nails.mp3 (4.97MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:25)
19:00 <Clairey> lol
19:00 <Clairey> how appropes
19:00 <Doodle> inorite
19:00 <Loof> bed of niggers
19:00 <Clairey> the line
19:00 <Clairey> you crossed it
20:00 <Loof> the line
20:00 <Loof> i snorted it
20:00 <Clairey> bed of nipples would have been more appropriate
20:00 <Kynetic> o/ im off to bed you crazy horny nutjobs
20:00 <Clairey> lol night Kynetic
20:00 <Doodle> lol bed of nipples
20:00 <Doodle> would be all nipply
20:00 <Doodle> teeehehehehehe
20:00 <Clairey> imagine a bed of nipples
20:00 <Clairey> lol
20:00 <Doodle> i am
20:00 <Serenity> byeeee
20:00 <Kynetic> fuck
20:00 <Clairey> like srsly
20:00 <Kynetic> Clairey
20:00 <Clairey> tf
20:00 <Kynetic> that would be so fucking awesome
21:00 <Kynetic> a bed full of boobs and nipples
21:00 <Kynetic> so comfy too
21:00 <Clairey> just nipples Kynetic
21:00 <Clairey> NO BOOB
21:00 <Kynetic> nah
21:00 <Kynetic> i like bewbs
21:00 <Kynetic> you know what makes 2 pounds of fat look attractive?
21:00 <Clairey> they aren't included in the song bed of nipples
21:00 <Kynetic> a nipple.
21:00 <Kynetic> and with that. im out.
21:00 <Clairey> i dont even have enough fat to give boobs
21:00 <Clairey> all my fat resides in other places
21:00 <Clairey> fml
22:00 <Loof> as it should
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
22:00 <Skirmish> Loof: How is the nail cannon coming along?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so wish had emote faces
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> is Loof doing things when high he should not be doing?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Again.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I wonder what would happen if I touch this hot light-bulb"
23:00 <Clairey> Doodle
23:00 <Skirmish> He's making a nail cannon to shoot people that throw lemons at his house and he aims to stab anyone that tries to come in and rape his wife. 
23:00 <Clairey> where art thou
23:00 <Doodle> o/
23:00 <Doodle> gayhem
23:00 <Clairey> aww Doodle, you have no wrist
23:00 <Clairey> :(
23:00 <mayhem-> noodle
23:00 <Doodle> o/`
23:00 <Clairey> ok no need to be a fancy gay man
24:00 <Doodle> \o/
24:00 <Doodle> /U\
24:00 <Skirmish> Poo'd your pants. Hell baggy.
24:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24:00 <Clairey> what uo GIRLFRIEND o/`
24:00 <Doodle> i didnt think anyone would notice
24:00 <Clairey> up too
24:00 <Doodle> WHA UO
24:00 <Clairey> is that a giant wang, Doodle
24:00 <Doodle> might be
25:00 <Clairey> star jump giant penis?
25:00 <Doodle> could do
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> [00:54] <Clairey> Doodle plz [00:54] <Skirmish> He's making a stiff one right now! [00:54] <Clairey> where art thou Doodle? [00:54] * mayhem- ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne [00:54] <Doodle> gayhem [00:54] <Clairey> :( [00:54] <mayhem-> noodle [00:55] <PandasDontDrive> my gym partner is a monkey! monkey monkey monkey
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> werrd
25:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/fz3Iz.gif
25:00 <Clairey> Skirmish is that a penis?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHA
26:00 <Clairey> coz if its only a nut cbf
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got a vid for Skirmish
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> for lelz
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> I won't click it. Safe yourself the effort. 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'd shit Bastardly_One to shit
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
27:00 <Doodle> alice cooper finished
27:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive & B1. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4182xWagW1r9vm26o1_500.gif
27:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
27:00 <Doodle> odear
27:00 <Clairey> wb Loofa
28:00 <Loof> ty :)
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 Skirmish
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10403425_449072851911382_2975048367752934929_n.jpg?oh=0d1882ae16d493c4dded49e86f70010e&oe=5557F722&__gda__=1432067400_b102a087492cfa8437bea0dc6bcaa001
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a pic btw for that post just then :P i fast!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was also https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/603827_653405024781951_6677638213367640925_n.jpg?oh=7bcd3754c1e76ec4efa19b7e538b9e47&oe=5568B19C&__gda__=1428209761_86f2c2fbfca894317d016101569d1a86
29:00 <Skirmish> You've ruined it. Good work. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Whole mood is gone now. Hope you're happy.
29:00 <Clairey> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 u Skirmish
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> to piss off Bastardly_One
29:00 <PandasDontDrive>  Bastardly_One
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqqEu9Q2MQo
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rucka Rucka Ali - Murica (Jun 28, 2013) 3:31 - Category: Comedy - 33,969 views - 351 likes (81.8%), 78 dislikes (18.2%)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> heheh
30:00 <Doodle> sllllllllllp
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I rocked it and you're dick went soft Skirmish
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't fkn blame me.
30:00 <Clairey> god
30:00 <Clairey> stop being a bunch of man ginas
31:00 <Skirmish> http://media2.inktastic.com/thumbnail/833/635/3/3635833.1.png
32:00 <Skirmish> http://www.clickhole.com/article/90s-kids-rejoice-spider-eggs-they-used-fill-beanie-1209
32:00 <Clairey> TESSA!
32:00 <Clairey> DAYUM GIRL
32:00 <Clairey> where you been?
33:00 <Clairey> oh em gee, did you know that michael broke up with courtney?
33:00 <Clairey> omg it was so intense!
33:00 <Tessa> yep, whisky is good
41:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My highlight went off *scrolls*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that all
41:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
45:00 <Sponge> who gets taken in taken 3?
45:00 <Skirmish> He does 
45:00 <Skirmish> Then he finds himself. 
45:00 <Sponge> that's crazy
47:00 <Sponge> I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
47:00 <Sponge> If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
48:00 <Sponge> his wife gets taken
48:00 <Skirmish> [01:47] <Sponge> I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
48:00 <Skirmish> [01:47] <Sponge> If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
48:00 <Skirmish> Fixed
49:00 <Sponge> the police think he took her
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fb dildo joke turned into a political discussion
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> something is blocking me from certain content on youtube
16:00 <Sponge> the daughter is about to be taken I think
23:00 <Sponge> the taken daughter is pregnant
23:00 <Sponge> this is breaking news
23:00 <Digerati> woh
23:00 <Digerati> serenity
23:00 <Digerati> long time no see
23:00 <Digerati> sup serenity dudette :)
24:00 <johninj4> aww
25:00 <British^Meat> L O L 
25:00 <Digerati> i known serenity with the nick Atari since the early 2000's john :) hehe
25:00 <Digerati> nice to see old users here for once :)
26:00 <Maurice> You're a fucking moron
26:00 <Maurice> I hate you.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01>  LOL
26:00 <Digerati> i love you
27:00 <Digerati> suck my dick :)
27:00 <Manjimup> http://oi62.tinypic.com/9qv79w.jpg
27:00 <Maurice> Gross
28:00 <johninj4> nice coat beehhh
28:00 <Manjimup> kitty gone missing the cleaner lady stole her
28:00 <johninj4> you look better
28:00 <Maurice> That baby looks like mine
28:00 <johninj4> norelle looks pretty good too
28:00 <Digerati> that's one ugly cat
28:00 <Manjimup> she came alone like a human
29:00 <Digerati> gimme my crack pipe :)
29:00 <Manjimup> it is in my arse having a bath
30:00 <Digerati> damn
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
30:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1558378_10152387736975844_6130792359642979551_n.jpg?oh=f79e41d08ea5be3e296da9a00102f167&oe=556600DE
30:00 <Digerati> you got crack in your ass ?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, I reckon she looks heaps different now she's grown up more
31:00 <Manjimup> Maurice when is the rain coming
31:00 <Maurice> She doesn't
31:00 <Maurice> She's just not sticky up fur anymore
31:00 <Maurice> It's all groomed
32:00 <Digerati> you married your crack ?
35:00 <Manjimup> feed her can sardine they love fish
36:00 <Digerati> feed her john west :) haha
36:00 <Digerati> thats what i got my cat hooked on
36:00 <Manjimup> still got 1000 words to write inc the executive summary due on monday
36:00 <Digerati> the bastard loves it
37:00 <Digerati> you need to dice it a bit with knife but, the john west
37:00 <Digerati> it can be broken up with hands to'
38:00 <Digerati> cats do eat it
38:00 <Manjimup> malaysia has ayambrand sardine
38:00 <Digerati> tuna
38:00 <Digerati> salmon
38:00 <Digerati> feed it at all the time
38:00 <Digerati> it will get to 12 pounds
39:00 <Digerati> and want more
39:00 <Manjimup> Digerati the retard of melbourne irc cannot deal with hot weather
39:00 <Digerati> i seen a 20 pound cat on the net
39:00 <Digerati> Manjimup try living in a house without aircon or insulation
39:00 <Digerati> pansy
39:00 <Manjimup> i got aircon running mate
40:00 <Manjimup> unlimited 
40:00 <Sponge> chicks lovve aircon in bed
40:00 <Digerati> least my house is weatherboard and cools down overnight
40:00 <Digerati> brick houses heat and stay up to 3 days to cool down
40:00 <Digerati> :P
40:00 <Digerati> fact
40:00 <Sponge> how is your house during the day Digerati. it must be stinking hot on hot day?
40:00 <Manjimup> upload java and flashplayer before the australia day
41:00 <Digerati> yeah sponge :(
41:00 <Digerati> shit happens
41:00 <Digerati> but i am used to it i spose
41:00 <Manjimup> brick house are the best i would never live in a weatherboard ever again
41:00 <Sponge> Digerati your best solutioni is aluminium  foil insulation in ceiling. it reflects radiant heat of day, but won't store or stop heat from leaving at night
41:00 <Digerati> if you put insulation in a weatherboard it dont cool down that much anyway
42:00 <Manjimup> or grass net wall
42:00 <Manjimup> with a solar rooftop fan
42:00 <Sponge> i would not suggest traditional glass wool or similar insulation
42:00 <Sponge> only reflective foil
42:00 <Digerati> bradford fibreglass batts are ok
42:00 <Manjimup> PM shorten
43:00 <Sponge> no they would keep hte heat in at night
43:00 <Sponge> you don't want that 
43:00 <Digerati> well there you go
43:00 <Manjimup> just sleep on the beach in a hammock tie btw the truckies cock
44:00 <Digerati> had a dream once about being in a truck and driving it
44:00 <Digerati> scared me
44:00 <Manjimup> did u get run over by a black dude
44:00 <Digerati> felt like i was in gta
44:00 <Digerati> everyone was a toon
44:00 <Digerati> and i was blowing up sewers with my phone
45:00 <Digerati> oh, that's watchdogs... i forgot...
45:00 <Manjimup> i survived the extra trim ordeal how about you
46:00 <Digerati> someone call 911 !
46:00 <Digerati> now it's cold
46:00 <Digerati> which is good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
47:00 <Digerati> but i bet many brick houses are still running aircon
47:00 <Manjimup> should go bed early
47:00 <Manjimup> cause they can afford you dont
47:00 <Digerati> i think building a house out of weatherboard would be a good idea
47:00 <Digerati> just do 2 coats prima and 2 coats base
47:00 <Manjimup> why dont you try one in the state library or the newport library 
47:00 <Loof> things that make you go?
48:00 <Digerati> 2 coats of full gloss enamel bond cement paint
48:00 <Digerati> full gloss on houses were in the 50's
48:00 <Digerati> full gloss would reflect heat
49:00 <Manjimup> now you know why im heading for canada
49:00 <Digerati> wood houses in canada ?
51:00 <Manjimup> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-23/heatwave-conditions-in-pilbara-as-close-to-record-temps-tipped/6041834
51:00 <Digerati> mate, you can't run or escape
52:00 <Acan> are you saying global warming only occurs in australia?
52:00 <Manjimup> spinifex insuline
52:00 <Digerati> it is happening worldwide
52:00 <Bastardly_One> geez I'm in a weird mood
52:00 <Loof> this isn't my usual mood either
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm antsy ... kind of 
53:00 <Manjimup> my last resource is to flee to englang and not look back
53:00 <Loof> i'm staying off weed, need my reflexes
53:00 <Manjimup> dont stay off them stay on it
53:00 <Digerati> nah, he thinks the reason for global warming is because of Australia and it's pollution, that Australia produces the most pollution and China produces the least and China will warn us soon
54:00 <Digerati> what a bunch of fucking idiots
54:00 <Manjimup> we all have google earth man
54:00 <Digerati> i got satellite access from out university at 2gbps
54:00 <Manjimup> you can now pin point destination
54:00 <Digerati> our
54:00 <Digerati> live
55:00 <Digerati> watch cars as they go by
55:00 <Digerati> from 500 feet
55:00 <Manjimup> it will melt the bitument and the tyres
55:00 <Digerati> google maps is not live, it's for children
55:00 <Manjimup> it does the job perfectly
55:00 <Digerati> like yourself
56:00 <Digerati> live sat feed, pan, position and zoom mate
56:00 <Digerati> how the fuck do you think google maps gets rural streets shots ?
56:00 <Manjimup> i dont need that what for why waste money like that
56:00 <Digerati> oh theres a google van !
56:00 <Digerati> yes right
57:00 <Digerati> how much crack you smoke today ? :)
57:00 <Manjimup> google even gets round on a ferry i saw in europe they have the river view
57:00 <Loof> people suck
57:00 <Digerati> i use a satellite mate :)
57:00 <Digerati> i am on 2gbps
57:00 <Digerati> go figure
57:00 <Manjimup> Digerati put your pants down and cool it off
58:00 <Digerati> i can zoom legally to 500 feet above street level
58:00 <Digerati> and watch people walk live
58:00 <Digerati> that is legal public access from uni
58:00 <Manjimup> you should ask her for number
59:00 <Digerati> nothing is telling me that the reason for global warming is Australia
59:00 <Digerati> what it's telling me is, that Australia has been affected the most buy all the worlds pollution
59:00 <Manjimup> Australia is not having global warming it just turning into a big desert
00:00 <Loof> front door is baricaded
00:00 <Loof> they are going to have to get through that with me knifing them
00:00 <Digerati> because we produce the least amount of pollution in the world
00:00 <Manjimup> i hope to seek a job somewhere in canada
00:00 <Manjimup> or even canada sqaure in canary warf
00:00 <Digerati> canada produces the most pollution
01:00 <Manjimup> thank god someone agrees to marry me through my parents lives in england and bangladeshi
01:00 <Manjimup> after i get my citizenship i'd slit her throat
01:00 <Loof> went and picked up an extra big butcher knife
02:00 <Manjimup> marry norell to there
02:00 <Digerati> man
02:00 <Digerati> stfu
02:00 <Manjimup> Digerati your a pussy
02:00 <Loof> first one through the door is getting it straight in the neck
02:00 <Digerati> and your a raving mad homo
02:00 <Manjimup> whats wrong with that
03:00 <Manjimup> everyones up for something why cant i find my own way
03:00 <Digerati> whats wrong with me lubing your anus and sticking a glass bong in your ass and making you clench hard
04:00 <Fez> hello
04:00 <Digerati> hewwo
04:00 <Manjimup> i'd break the glass with my fart
04:00 <Digerati> frank walker from national tiles
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy has to be stupid 
04:00 <Fez> have i missed anything since i have joined last?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he just put his face on television commercials
05:00 <Fez> hello Bastardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the head showroom is in Ballarat ... anyway
05:00 <Manjimup> yes the flash flood on your street Fez do tell a story?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> now people are going to associate that horrible voice with a face
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and smash him one or two 
05:00 <Manjimup> lucky your heatwave is over now the cyclone month
06:00 <Fez> my street?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati clearly listens to 3AW to know of National Tiles ... the old coot has been advertising on there since the day dot
06:00 <Manjimup> the max temp in london was 39.0degree 
06:00 <Fez> no flash flood here bro
06:00 <Loof> i cant believe chris and mari of chris and mari's plant farm haven't been murdered
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Loof> those cunts were hella annoying
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's another two
07:00 <Manjimup> lol i saw the guys drove into a sinkhole and got wet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot about them
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but Frank Walker is still goin' strong
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hellllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *cringes*
07:00 <Manjimup> i have all news feed on my facebook they keep simultaneously uploads the same news the same time
08:00 <Loof> oh i've got a little 3am visitor
08:00 <Loof> great
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Fez> hows the elbow b1?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the type of voice that would make a shy budhist monk commet a mass murder
08:00 <Fez> surely its healed by now?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you asked me the other day Fez ... I am sick of you asking 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *commit a mass murder 
09:00 <Manjimup> rather sleep like a baby
09:00 <Fez> but dude
09:00 <Fez> i am actually worried about your health
10:00 <Fez> are you not?
10:00 <Fez> have you got a novel you have fineished yet? you are a writer, right?
11:00 <beehhh> one person tragedy is another persons happiness, same goes for me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't write novels ... I could have one in me I guess
11:00 <Fez> what do you write?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> prose and poetry mainly and no I don't feel like sharing
12:00 <beehhh> irony is you wont claim a thing
12:00 <beehhh> look ever forward
13:00 <Fez> why do you not share?
13:00 <Fez> whats the point of writing if its not shared?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do when inclined
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get the hint already 
13:00 <Fez> is the hint that you dont actuallty write?
13:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One rhyming for bill shorten
13:00 <Fez> or you bullshitting?
13:00 <Fez> or
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the hint is you shit me so stop speaking to me 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
13:00 <Fez> is this one of your jokes
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you ... you shit me to tears
14:00 <Fez> youve told me you joke 90% of the time on irc
14:00 <beehhh> 2GB asked tony abbott are you lacking of energy abbott replied lets go surfing mate
14:00 <Fez> this must be a joke
14:00 <Fez> you got me good b1
14:00 <Fez> i got fucking owned
15:00 <Fez> hahahahaha
15:00 <Fez> fkn good one
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, ho ho ho ... now kindly stfu ... thanks 
15:00 <Fez> i think i was had for a few months
15:00 <beehhh> infact canberra got smoke everywhere
15:00 <Fez> you are fairly good at this joking thing
15:00 <beehhh> one thing i can tell you about Labor they are hungry to come to power
15:00 <Fez> but sriously
15:00 <Fez> wheres a poem
18:00 <beehhh> i was going to transfer to perth in my last sem that was the orignal plan now from the look of it there is nothing miracle waiting for you, and Maurice love to sodomise me in a dominax or bondage style when you cant pay the rent money
19:00 <Maurice> You're not allowed here, so stop talking shit
19:00 <Fez> where a peom Bastardly_One?
19:00 <Fez> poem*
19:00 <beehhh> i thought i heard stop taking shit
20:00 <Fez> oh he left cuz i asked about his wroting
21:00 <Fez> writing
21:00 <Fez> he must be full of shit then
21:00 <Fez> as i said,.. 1 of many jokes he plays
21:00 <Fez> wait!!!
22:00 <beehhh> seriously Fez distribute some rain water to the north west of your country
22:00 <Fez> has anyone read a Bastardly_One poem?
22:00 <Mody> i have
22:00 <Fez> show me
22:00 <Fez> please
22:00 <beehhh> seems like your flooding in too much of the rain
22:00 <Mody> u sure you wanna see it?
22:00 <Fez> yes
22:00 <Fez> i am sure
23:00 <Mody> alright dude I did warn you
23:00 <beehhh> dancing in the rain light
24:00 <Mody> The grown-ups say I’m growing tall
24:00 <Mody> And that my clothes are growing small.
24:00 <Mody> Can clothes grow small?
24:00 <beehhh> i bet the beer sells are sky rocketing
24:00 <Mody> I always think
24:00 <Mody> That things grow big
24:00 <Mody> Or else they shrink.
24:00 <Mody> But did they shrink
24:00 <Mody> Or did I grow
24:00 <Mody> Or did we both change?
24:00 <Mody> I don’t know.
25:00 <beehhh> mission successful
29:00 <beehhh> bring 1000 aud to thailand and live like a king
29:00 <Digerati> for one week on heroin
30:00 <Fez> Bastardly_One does not write
30:00 <Fez> no one has seen his writing other than on irc
30:00 <Fez> that is what he considers writing
30:00 <Fez> notice how he went away when i asked
31:00 <Mody> nah i found that on his page
31:00 <Mody> a girl i know trolled him on fetlife
31:00 <Fez> got shitty that i asked a question about his elbow
31:00 <Fez> that didnt happen either
31:00 <Mody> he always goes away when you win
31:00 <Mody> thats how he works
31:00 <Fez> i didnt win
31:00 <Mody> you did
31:00 <Fez> no
31:00 <Fez> he lost
31:00 <Mody> he refused to answer the question because he could not
32:00 <Mody> thats called self ownage
32:00 <Fez> damn
32:00 <beehhh> many folks from my town got the australian citizenships they laugh at me when they hear im still carrying bangladesh passport
32:00 <Fez> oh well
32:00 <beehhh> someone has to take the pride
32:00 <Digerati> beehhh, every walked barefoot for miles and years ?
33:00 <Digerati> i started it at 7 years old
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wonder about Loof
34:00 <Digerati> my leather shoes are 500$ and socks usually 25$ a pair, i wash feet 4 times a day
34:00 <Digerati> i have walked till my feet bled
34:00 <Digerati> hey PandasDontDrive :)
34:00 <Digerati> missed ya man :)
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> like, as a man, how does it feel to be overwhelmed by the thought that when you arrive home, your wife will abuse you.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't believe he smokes weed around his kid
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup Digerati
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm slinky_J bro lol
35:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
35:00 <Digerati> smart, smoking dope in front of kid
35:00 <Mody> slinky_J who you mean?
35:00 <slinky_J> Loof
35:00 <Digerati> really smart
35:00 <slinky_J> he's a shcizophrenic idiot
35:00 <Mody> ohh Loof is a drug fucked piece of shit
35:00 <slinky_J> won't take his tablets
36:00 <slinky_J> yer
36:00 <Mody> soon as I know his last name im calling docs on him
36:00 <slinky_J> no shit
36:00 <slinky_J> needs it
36:00 <slinky_J> brb
36:00 <Mody> kid should be away from him like mels kid should be away from her
36:00 <beehhh> Digerati took everything for granted and been on the dole since 1970's
36:00 <Mody> drug fucked scum
36:00 <Digerati> rofl
36:00 <Digerati> yeah right beehhh
36:00 <Digerati> sure
37:00 <beehhh> dont talk to me i have you on ignore
37:00 <Digerati> hahaha
37:00 <Digerati> :)
37:00 <Digerati> stop bitchin boy beehhh
37:00 <beehhh> you 1st
38:00 <Digerati> get the beagle onto you
38:00 <Digerati> beagle bites beehhh
38:00 <slinky_J> this is loof all over "And they're gonna breed when they get here, because there is only one thing that a rat likes better'n a free lunch and that is making more rats."
38:00 <DoC> beehhh, why dont u fuck off idiot?
38:00 <Digerati> rofl
38:00 <DoC> beehhh u really got aids in ur ass hole
38:00 <Mody> who was he saying that do?
38:00 <DoC> u fucking goose fuck beehhh
39:00 <slinky_J> I just quoted a line from a novel
39:00 <slinky_J> btw
39:00 <beehhh> i should head for my coffine
39:00 <slinky_J> reminded me ah Loof
39:00 <Mody> ahh lol
39:00 <slinky_J> ;)
39:00 <slinky_J> George V. Higgins
39:00 <Digerati> doc, he knows i work for the DOD ;) saw my website :) haha
39:00 <slinky_J> great author
39:00 <slinky_J> dead now
39:00 <Digerati> saw my face on cam and got a shock :)
40:00 <DoC> lol Digerati
40:00 <slinky_J> wrote Cogan's Trade, was turned into Killing Them Softly film
40:00 <slinky_J> great novel
40:00 <Digerati> men in uniform turn him on
40:00 <DoC> Digerati, i've never seen a idiot like beehhh
40:00 <slinky_J> also his first was turned into a movie in the 70s
40:00 <slinky_J> The Friends of Eddie Coyle
40:00 <Digerati> beehh is into bdsm
40:00 <slinky_J> great books
40:00 <Digerati> bdsm beehh and beagle bitchin
41:00 <Mody> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> now I need something else to watch
41:00 <beehhh> DoC is a paki
41:00 <Mody> and Bastardly_One
41:00 <DoC> Digerati, since he got kicked from australia he got mad n became a psycho person
41:00 <slinky_J> i love living here
41:00 <slinky_J> friday night
41:00 <Digerati> rofl
41:00 <beehhh> paki terrorist hiding in aussie soil
41:00 <slinky_J> sat morning
41:00 <slinky_J> 3:12am
41:00 <Digerati> show me the rubber bullet again
41:00 <Mody> haha is DoC paki?
41:00 <slinky_J> nobody calls cops on me
41:00 <Digerati> i will aim for anus
41:00 <slinky_J> got fkn movie blasting
41:00 <slinky_J> now the credit music
41:00 <Mody> what movie?
41:00 <slinky_J> ecredits from Killing Them Softly
41:00 <Mody> ohh yes 
41:00 <beehhh> yup Mody 100% born and bred in the skool of terrorism
41:00 <Mody> that movie was not too bad
41:00 <Digerati> rubber bullet guns are cool, army and cops use them
42:00 <Mody> the drop much better
42:00 <Digerati> they hurt like all fuck
42:00 <slinky_J> you should get the novel
42:00 <slinky_J> Mody
42:00 <Mody> yeh ill read it for sure
42:00 <slinky_J> Cogan's Trade
42:00 <slinky_J> yer
42:00 <slinky_J> better than the film
42:00 <slinky_J> written in the 70s
42:00 <Mody> beehhh is he really a paki?
42:00 <DoC> what if i am paki, indian, american the fact is i'm not a weak gay cunt like u beehhh
42:00 <slinky_J> that's the third novel
42:00 <DoC> don't be a racist beehhh
42:00 <Mody> if you american thats fine, but paki or indian is bad
42:00 <beehhh> too many paki citizens in australia my ex sold her legs to a paki cabbie
42:00 <Digerati> beehh is a bangladeshi bitch boy
42:00 <slinky_J> The Drop is what I wanted killing them softly to be
42:00 <DoC> u fucking terrorist beehhh
42:00 <Mody> yeh I agree 
42:00 <slinky_J> I"m gonna watch the end of drop again haha
42:00 <slinky_J> BAM
43:00 <slinky_J> BAM
43:00 <Digerati> slumdog bitch :)
43:00 <slinky_J> I love that rant he has that speech
43:00 <Mody> yeh so good
43:00 <slinky_J> about what he's wearing
43:00 <DoC> beehhh works for taliban, he makes food for them, sucking their cocks
43:00 <Mody> better be more like it
43:00 <slinky_J> being a punk
43:00 <slinky_J> LOL
43:00 <slinky_J> and how embarrassed he is
43:00 <slinky_J> fuck man
43:00 <slinky_J> OSCAR OR WHAT!
43:00 <Mody> nah he wont get one
43:00 <beehhh> nobody like DoC in here and his pakistan poems
43:00 <Digerati> bangladeshi bobbys will bang beehhh brightly DoC
43:00 <Mody> but he should
43:00 <Mody> its not even up for an oscar of anything
43:00 <slinky_J> even david and margret
43:00 <Mody> oscar is american pedofile
43:00 <Mody> and wild
43:00 <slinky_J> said he should have been for Locke
44:00 <DoC> haha Digerati
44:00 <slinky_J> ffs
44:00 <Mody> its all jew
44:00 <beehhh> pakistan and greeks are same same to me now
44:00 <Digerati> beehhh love bullshit
44:00 <Mody> i dont want to watch american sniper its played by a jew
44:00 <beehhh> lower caste
44:00 <slinky_J> I think, fk Hollywood buearo shihowever that's spelt
44:00 <slinky_J> all the money they pay
44:00 <Mody> jews dont even go to war for america
44:00 <DoC> Digerati, please dont take serious beehhh...beehhh have some mental issues
44:00 <slinky_J> well
44:00 <slinky_J> thing is
44:00 <Digerati> bullshitting beehh banging boys and bananas
44:00 <Mody> bradley cooper sucks
44:00 <Mody> but he was good in american hustle
45:00 <DoC> so plivent
45:00 <beehhh> yeah since all my our kids got salughter by the taliban warriors
45:00 <Mody> that movie is so good man
45:00 <slinky_J> when it comes to government, in the great United States of America
45:00 <Mody> you ever seen it?
45:00 <Digerati> bradley is sexy man
45:00 <DoC> now new nick
45:00 <slinky_J> Jews
45:00 <Digerati> wtf
45:00 <DoC> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> have little say
45:00 <slinky_J> quakers have more say
45:00 <Digerati> bradley cooper is one hot canadian bitch
45:00 <Mody> maybe
45:00 <slinky_J> than Jews
45:00 <slinky_J> that's politics
45:00 <Mody> bradley cooper is jewish Digerati
45:00 <slinky_J> but Hollywood
45:00 <slinky_J> sure
45:00 <Digerati> his also canadian
45:00 <Digerati> so what ? :)
45:00 <Mody> he is a jew
45:00 <Digerati> good
45:00 <Mody> not canadian
45:00 <Digerati> jewboy :)
45:00 <Digerati> jewboy canadian :)
46:00 <Mody> have you seen american hustle slinky_J?
46:00 <slinky_J> Digerati loves jer cock
46:00 <slinky_J> american hustle
46:00 <DoC> whats wrong if bradley cooper is jewish Mody?
46:00 <slinky_J> or the english show Hustle?
46:00 <slinky_J> oh u said american
46:00 <slinky_J> my bad, have a background
46:00 <Digerati> slinky, smell the flowers i am not gay, i am bi :)
46:00 <DoC> religion doesn't matter
46:00 <Digerati> i like women more :)
46:00 <slinky_J> yer I have it on dvd my mumbought it n gave it to me
46:00 <slinky_J> its shit
46:00 <slinky_J> imo
46:00 <slinky_J> well
46:00 <slinky_J> i was drunk both times
46:00 <slinky_J> :)
46:00 <DoC> lol @ smell the flowers
47:00 <Mody> american
47:00 <slinky_J> still shit
47:00 <Digerati> i just bang faggot homos like beehh who don't like women
47:00 <Mody> u dont like it?
47:00 <slinky_J> I havent seen it straight
47:00 <Mody> thats prob why
47:00 <slinky_J> well yer
47:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
47:00 <Digerati> beg beehhh bitch
47:00 <slinky_J> now I gotta watch it again
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <Digerati> beg
47:00 <Mody> you ever seen kill bill?
47:00 <slinky_J> drinking tea and shit
47:00 <slinky_J> yes
47:00 <Mody> do you like them?
47:00 <Digerati> beg like the beagle
48:00 <slinky_J> not as much as his other works
48:00 <Digerati> boy
48:00 <slinky_J> I get it
48:00 <Mody> yeh true that
48:00 <Mody> i thought it was lame hey
48:00 <slinky_J> was okay
48:00 <Mody> i only watched them both the other week
48:00 <Digerati> hehehe
48:00 <Mody> the best bit was the end of 2
48:00 <beehhh> i hope Digerati gets his diabetics cramps
48:00 <Mody> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> worth (for me) watching twice
48:00 <beehhh> greek faggot
48:00 <Mody> i think jackie brown is the best
48:00 <slinky_J> I just really loved his early stuff but then Django
48:00 <slinky_J> that was tops
48:00 <Mody> django was mad
48:00 <slinky_J> I didnt know much about it
48:00 <Digerati> beehh, you wished my mother would die a long time ago, remember ? :)
48:00 <slinky_J> or how long it went for
48:00 <Mody> he got a new one coming out this year
49:00 <Mody> interesting cast
49:00 <Digerati> when i blessed your mother and hoped for you :)
49:00 <beehhh> yes i did now
49:00 <slinky_J> so I went to the cinema got the 25 dollar 4 GOOD beer deal
49:00 <slinky_J> sat through that and mang
49:00 <slinky_J> omg
49:00 <beehhh> you hoped me shit cunt
49:00 <Digerati> so stfu beehhh
49:00 <Digerati> aryan fuck
49:00 <slinky_J> hmm
49:00 <slinky_J> I might put
49:00 <Digerati> :)
49:00 <beehhh> aryan?
49:00 <slinky_J> A million ways to die in the west on
49:00 <slinky_J> for a laugh
49:00 <Mody> wtf is that?
49:00 <slinky_J> I love Djangos cameo in that
49:00 <slinky_J> WHUT
49:00 <slinky_J> OMG
49:00 <slinky_J> one sec
49:00 <Digerati> beehhh, you are a species of your own
50:00 <slinky_J> u r downloading this bro
50:00 <slinky_J> one sec
50:00 <beehhh> so are you rotting clothes
50:00 <Mody> who here is not from australia?
50:00 <Digerati> my wife would shit on your grave beehhh
50:00 <Digerati> she was half indian to
50:00 <Digerati> from bombay
51:00 <Mody> yuck
51:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.re/movie/A_Million_Ways_to_Die_in_the_West_2014_1080p
51:00 <slinky_J> trailer is on there too
51:00 <beehhh> your spartan glaze has gone long time back now your just a tool and fooling everyone here by typing bullshit im this im that you are technically an arse thats all
51:00 <Mody> ok i get
51:00 <slinky_J> now ima go cig
51:00 <DoC> beehhh's wife kicked his fat ass cuz of his half inch small penis
51:00 <slinky_J> n put this here movie on lolz
51:00 <slinky_J> and LEL heaps
51:00 <beehhh> an arse Digerati
51:00 <Mody> yeh yify man i only download from that dude
51:00 <slinky_J> saemz
51:00 <Digerati> my spartan glaze, say's you want to be my slave bitch boy
51:00 <Mody> best rips and best collection
51:00 <slinky_J> oh and
51:00 <slinky_J> if u like seth mcfarlane
52:00 <Mody> yeh he's ok
52:00 <Digerati> washing my testicles regularly :)
52:00 <slinky_J> this owns Ted
52:00 <beehhh> I wouldnt come back there in a million of years
52:00 <slinky_J> and if u love the 80s
52:00 <slinky_J> ;)
52:00 <beehhh> people like you gives me headache
52:00 <Digerati> beehh, we dont need idiots in oz
52:00 <slinky_J> this movie is sick
52:00 <beehhh> fairenough
52:00 <slinky_J> ive seen it str8, stoned, drunk
52:00 <Mody> LOL i got banned from facebook again
52:00 <slinky_J> drunk stoned
52:00 <slinky_J> yer i was blocked from youtube b4
52:00 <Mody> ill download it
53:00 <beehhh> you'll have many others but i will never be your slave
53:00 <slinky_J> axsin racist material
53:00 <Mody> i said "coons are fucked" on britain first fb page lol
53:00 <Digerati> stick with the bangladesh boys, and bobbys who love to bang you with bananas
53:00 <slinky_J> huhuhuhu
53:00 <slinky_J> nice
53:00 <Mody> hey you like casey affleck?>
53:00 <slinky_J> i put total racist prank on my fb b4
53:00 <DoC> thats good you are banned
53:00 <slinky_J> he is cool
53:00 <Digerati> all that fruitfly in your anus
53:00 <doctor> plivent saving the world one troll post at a time
53:00 <beehhh> dont forget your people are still coming on a boat with other pakistanies
53:00 <slinky_J> great as Robert Ford
53:00 <slinky_J> great actor
54:00 <Mody> im not even plivent doctor you dumb cunt
54:00 <Digerati> rofl
54:00 <slinky_J> still looks like a whimp but
54:00 <Mody> you ppl paranoid 
54:00 <doctor> lol, sure
54:00 <beehhh> Digerati thinks hes a smart cunt
54:00 <DoC> lolol @ beehhh
54:00 <Digerati> that bot is insane
54:00 <Mody> i love how you say nothing then say that LOL
54:00 <Digerati> how the fuck you get rid of it
54:00 <Mody> fucking sad cunts the lot of you
54:00 <slinky_J> 3:25am
54:00 <slinky_J> sat
54:00 <slinky_J> early hours
54:00 <Digerati> youtube bot
54:00 <Mody> these ppl need to take less drugs
54:00 <slinky_J> blasting this movie
54:00 <doctor> did i hit a nerve with you?
54:00 <Mody> major drug addicts
54:00 <DoC> Mody stfu weak cunt, stick up ur nose in ur own ass hole
54:00 <Mody> doctor you always say dumb random shit
54:00 <slinky_J> Mody seen THE ASSASINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
54:00 <Mody> slinky_J casey affleck
54:00 <slinky_J> with Casey Affleck?
54:00 <Mody> yep seen it
54:00 <DoC> *ignored Mody*
55:00 <Digerati> how many ppl use the same isp as youtube bot ?
55:00 <slinky_J> buy the novel
55:00 <slinky_J> by Ron Hansem
55:00 <Mody> ignore me then i dont care
55:00 <doctor> i just provoking you
55:00 <slinky_J> blow ur mind
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <Mody> cry harder tell the chan
55:00 <doctor> like
55:00 <Mody> it was a good film yeh
55:00 <Digerati> just ban the isp to youtube bot
55:00 <Mody> i tell you whats better
55:00 <slinky_J> film has nothing on the novel
55:00 <doctor> it's just a little too easy at times
55:00 <slinky_J> MY MOM!
55:00 <Mody> out of the furnace
55:00 <slinky_J> !!!!
55:00 <Mody> watch that
55:00 <DoC> dumb cunt lol
55:00 <slinky_J> I will download
55:00 <slinky_J> ok bbs cig n piss
55:00 <Mody> very good movie
55:00 <Mody> have you seen gone baby gone is it good?
56:00 <Mody> prob is
56:00 <Digerati> alice, who the fuck is alice
56:00 <slinky_J> dlin now
56:00 <slinky_J> take like 10 mins to dl lol
56:00 <slinky_J> bbs
56:00 <slinky_J> a million ways for Bastardly_One to whine on irc
56:00 <beehhh> povo citizen
56:00 <slinky_J> great film, happens every night!
56:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:00 <slinky_J> LOLZZZ
56:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One the loser of here
56:00 <Mody> old expired pedofile
57:00 <slinky_J> even Skirmish should 'Like' that
57:00 <slinky_J> put a bowler hat on Bastardly_One
57:00 <Mody> :P:
57:00 <beehhh> you sure let the drug lords come in but when it comes to me shut the door on me alright
57:00 <DoC> I watched Vice
57:00 <beehhh> i'd remember everything
57:00 <DoC> awesome movie
57:00 <Mody> ohh man wtf dicaprio with rhianna
57:00 <Mody> wtf
57:00 <Fez> im feeling pretty pissed off
57:00 <DoC> Thomas Jane, Bruce Willis, Ambyr Childers are the stars in "Vice"
58:00 <Mody> all shit
58:00 <beehhh> good fkn nite you morons
58:00 <beehhh> see you in hell
58:00 <Mody> piss off cunt you scum
00:00 <DoC> rofl
01:00 <Mody> is he really indian?
01:00 <slinky_J> oh i remember
01:00 <slinky_J> this movie isnt so funny when im drinking
01:00 <slinky_J> funny high or sober
01:00 <Mody> you ready to wank?
02:00 <slinky_J> man
02:00 <slinky_J> i got this beer
02:00 <slinky_J> need somethin to watch
02:00 <Sponge> when you say vice is good are you saying it in a hipster ironic way
02:00 <Sponge> meaning it's bad
02:00 <Sponge> not in a michael jackon way of bad
02:00 <slinky_J> ow
02:00 <Sponge> actually bad
02:00 <slinky_J> that movie
02:00 <slinky_J> u said
02:00 <slinky_J> on YTs shit isnt even seeding
03:00 <slinky_J> leave it there so it will when it is ey
03:00 <Mody> yeh i had that the other day really bad
03:00 <Mody> new movie too
03:00 <slinky_J> yea
03:00 <Mody> going like 0.5kbs then doing nothing for half a night then all of a sudden 1.2mg
03:00 <Mody> just give it a sex
03:00 <slinky_J> i got lik 18-22mbps
04:00 <Mody> yeh i usually do
04:00 <DoC> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> on a good day 22
04:00 <slinky_J> yer
04:00 <DoC> whats wrong in Vice Sponge?
04:00 <slinky_J> i guess right now that film
04:00 <Mody> best i got was 25 once but that was for something so weird too 
04:00 <slinky_J> but ill leave it open bro
04:00 <Sponge> i always like to consider, if a jew lawyer sues me for downloading a movie. Would i be fucking pissed off because it was such a shit movie, and i knew it likely was
04:00 <slinky_J> i gotta dl MUD
04:00 <slinky_J> i love huckleberry finn
04:00 <Sponge> yet i have some jew blackmailing me to pay him $3000 to settle
04:00 <Mody> i got it
04:00 <slinky_J> sick novel
04:00 <Mody> havnt watched it but
04:00 <slinky_J> mm
04:00 <Mody> my gf keep harassing me to watch it
04:00 <slinky_J> haha
04:00 <Mody> you got your penis ready to wank?
04:00 <Fez> hi sharky
04:00 <slinky_J> i went onna date last nite
05:00 <slinky_J> was good
05:00 <slinky_J> first one in ages
05:00 <Mody> yeh its good isnt it
05:00 <Mody> feel almost fresh
05:00 <Mody> like a snake that peeled its skin
05:00 <Mody> but yeh you ready to open penis?
05:00 <slinky_J> I dunno
06:00 <slinky_J> I'm 32
06:00 <slinky_J> her 26
06:00 <Sponge> smash that teen pussy@!
06:00 <Mody> yeh good age
07:00 <slinky_J> I smash teen pussy at my age
07:00 <Mody> so you ready to wank?
07:00 <slinky_J> may aswell give up and rope myself
07:00 <Mody> id take it out if i was you
07:00 <slinky_J> I don't know any legit guys, my age, would 'smash' teen pussy.
07:00 <Mody> forget that
07:00 <Mody> you ready to wank?
08:00 <slinky_J> Then again I don't have an asshole friends irl.
08:00 <BlackDevil> do you know my age again?
08:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvXQmzgQfJw
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The World's First Google Glass Porn (Video) (Jul 26, 2013) 4:11 - Category: News & Politics - 213,796 views - 1,727 likes (92.9%), 131 dislikes (7.1%)
08:00 <slinky_J> BD my baebz
08:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil a/s/l ?
08:00 <slinky_J> ready to wank
08:00 <Mody> good
08:00 <Mody> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Revenant_%282015_film%29
08:00 <BlackDevil> 13/f/syd
08:00 <Digerati> you hot devil ?
08:00 <Mody> just get ready to wank
08:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
08:00 <slinky_J> been reading about that
08:00 <BlackDevil> very
08:00 <slinky_J> two of my favs in one film
09:00 <Mody> yep
09:00 <Mody> might get one of them the oscar they deserve
09:00 <Mody> dicaprio shoulda got oscar for wolf of wall street
09:00 <Mody> but the fat jew got it instead
09:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FVZEpYiLI
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Police Search Women's Vaginas on Side of the Road (Video) (Aug 6, 2013) 0 - Category: News & Politics - 832,002 views - 3,593 likes (89.5%), 422 dislikes (10.5%)
09:00 <Mody> he was good though ill give him that
09:00 <slinky_J> I want to put on a Hardy film now but
10:00 <slinky_J> after drop twice
10:00 <Mody> what u recon of this
10:00 <Mody> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Nine_%28film%29
10:00 <slinky_J> and dark knight rises on the weekend
10:00 <slinky_J> no
10:00 <slinky_J> I would download it
10:00 <slinky_J> but the premise seems shit
10:00 <slinky_J> plus
10:00 <Mody> well kate winslet lol
11:00 <slinky_J> actors that're desperate for a job
11:00 <slinky_J> yer her
11:00 <slinky_J> Woody
11:00 <Mody> ahh man
11:00 <slinky_J> not people that score great roles
11:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CicanQ18d8
11:00 <Mody> watch undee the furnace
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cop Hits Little Girl With Motorcycle Then Shoots and Kills Angry Dad (Aug 15, 2012) 2:03 - Category: News & Politics - 5,171,430 views - 5,271 likes (81.9%), 1,167 dislikes (18.1%)
11:00 <slinky_J> Woodys best role in years
11:00 <Digerati> thats the love of humanity
11:00 <slinky_J> was in Seven Psychopaths
11:00 <Mody> watch it
11:00 <Mody> i not seen seven psychopaths yet
11:00 <slinky_J> and he had more humf for that magician film
11:00 <BlackDevil> anyways i gotta take pictures of my two new cars
11:00 <Mody> wait till u see under the furnace
11:00 <slinky_J> you shouold
11:00 <Mody> what cars u got BlackDevil?
11:00 <slinky_J> you seen IN BRUGES
11:00 <slinky_J> see that first
11:00 <Mody> ill download it
11:00 <Mody> nah i havnt
11:00 <slinky_J> well
12:00 <slinky_J> In Bruges is the first
12:00 <Mody> been meaning to
12:00 <slinky_J> by the director
12:00 <slinky_J> in bruges has a cult following
12:00 <slinky_J> seven psychopaths is also great, great in it's own way
12:00 <slinky_J> though nothing on in bruges
12:00 <slinky_J> Brugges
12:00 <slinky_J> watev
12:00 <slinky_J> I have a cousin in brugges
13:00 <Mody> my dad say it very good
13:00 <slinky_J> that's what ima put on!
13:00 <slinky_J> yer I saw it on imax
13:00 <Mody> so i must watch
13:00 <Mody> did you like rocknrolla?
13:00 <slinky_J> after that then you see seven psychopaths
13:00 <slinky_J> yer bro
13:00 <Mody> yeh very good hey
13:00 <slinky_J> got it on bluray
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <slinky_J> tom hardy azza poof!
13:00 <Mody> what about harry brown?
16:00 <slinky_J> like this fkn burger i had
16:00 <slinky_J> n we were goin to see that cause I saw one she wanted to see
16:00 <slinky_J> :(
16:00 <Mody> simba flooding again
17:00 <Mody> looks good
17:00 <slinky_J> Jackpot?
17:00 <slinky_J> ye it's fkn mad!!!
17:00 <slinky_J> it was like some fkd up early tarantino shit
17:00 <slinky_J> lolz
17:00 <Mody> watch these 2 man
17:00 <Mody> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288861/
17:00 <slinky_J> oi
17:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Van God Los (2003) - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
17:00 <Mody> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301245/
17:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Oesters van Nam Kee (2002) - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
17:00 <Mody> 2 of my fav
18:00 <slinky_J> u gonna dl in bruges and seven psychopaths?
18:00 <slinky_J> ok
18:00 <Mody> yep i download them now
18:00 <Mody> ill watch in afew days
18:00 <Mody> report back
18:00 <Mody> get those 2 movies if you can
18:00 <slinky_J> ;)
18:00 <slinky_J> nice
18:00 <slinky_J> I will
18:00 <slinky_J> now
18:00 <slinky_J> cig time!
18:00 <Mody> i seen them on sbs
18:00 <Mody> sbs give me many good movies
18:00 <slinky_J> love sbs
18:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha no shit
18:00 <Mody> sbs give me more than the net
18:00 <slinky_J> i love how they just had the millenium trilogy on
19:00 <slinky_J> i gottem on br but watched them anyway on sbs
19:00 <slinky_J> xD
19:00 <Mody> yeh good
19:00 <slinky_J> was with this english bird 
19:00 <slinky_J> watched the first 2
19:00 <slinky_J> omg
19:00 <slinky_J> if we didnt fuck or if like fuck man
19:00 <slinky_J> her 'bf'
19:00 <slinky_J> didnt go skitz
19:00 <Mody> LOL
19:00 <slinky_J> coulda watched the third together LOLZ
19:00 <Mody> u shoulda
19:00 <slinky_J> coz that's all I really care about
20:00 <slinky_J> bbs
20:00 <Mody> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Ties_%282013_film%29
20:00 <Mody> any good???
21:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CicanQ18d8
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cop Hits Little Girl With Motorcycle Then Shoots and Kills Angry Dad (Aug 15, 2012) 2:03 - Category: News & Politics - 5,171,430 views - 5,271 likes (81.9%), 1,167 dislikes (18.1%)
21:00 <slinky_J> cant find oysters
21:00 <Digerati> can get oysters from woolies all the time
21:00 <Digerati> best place is victoria market
21:00 <slinky_J> cant find either on YTs
22:00 <slinky_J> stfu
22:00 <slinky_J> pm beagle
22:00 <Digerati> mussels taste better i reckon
22:00 <Digerati> yo beagle
22:00 <slinky_J> I got mussels clamp your mouth shut.
22:00 <Mody> you wont find them on yifys man
22:00 <slinky_J> :/
22:00 <Mody> he has good shit but he still is too commercial
22:00 <slinky_J> have to go jb hi fi ey
22:00 <slinky_J> grab on dvd
22:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:00 <Mody> nope u wont find at jb hifi
22:00 <slinky_J> k brb cig ffs
23:00 <Mody> if u did id already own it
23:00 <slinky_J> tru
23:00 <Digerati> yify uses watermarks in his vids
23:00 <Mody> ull have to get a shit quality
23:00 <slinky_J> reminds me
23:00 <Digerati> so he can fuck people
23:00 <Mody> as in dvd quality rip
23:00 <slinky_J> I have to dl spike lee old boy
23:00 <Mody> Digerati he does not
23:00 <slinky_J> since i ove the vengeance trilogy
23:00 <Mody> yeh man old boy
23:00 <Mody> sex me up
23:00 <Digerati> mody how do you know ?
23:00 <slinky_J> and i have only seen the hallway fight scene of his old boy
23:00 <Mody> because i know who runs that site
23:00 <slinky_J> but i love sth korean revenge films
23:00 <slinky_J> Mody
23:00 <slinky_J> have u seen
24:00 <Mody> yeh i watch many asian
24:00 <slinky_J> A Bittersweet Life?
24:00 <Mody> of course
24:00 <slinky_J> it is my most fav
24:00 <slinky_J> :P
24:00 <slinky_J> WERD
24:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
24:00 <slinky_J> so ma fav
24:00 <slinky_J> anyway brb cig already
24:00 <Mody> yeh oath
24:00 <Digerati> the site is run in sweden
24:00 <Mody> no it is not
24:00 <Mody> they have servers all over the world
24:00 <Digerati> not in australia but
24:00 <slinky_J> and bt SYmpathy For Mrs Vengeance
24:00 <Mody> in australia too
24:00 <slinky_J> i like the most
24:00 <slinky_J> ;)
24:00 <slinky_J> somethin wook
24:00 <Mody> its world wide
25:00 <slinky_J> pan wook
25:00 <slinky_J> naw
25:00 <Digerati> ok
25:00 <Digerati> thnx
25:00 <Mody> Digerati dont worry cops arnt going to come over
25:00 <Mody> from ur yify torrents
25:00 <Mody> they want him not you
25:00 <beagle> hi digi n slinky
25:00 <Digerati> better do a rip over the original vids :)
26:00 <Digerati> i got pazera media converter
26:00 <Mody> why?
26:00 <Mody> why would you bother
26:00 <Digerati> to convert
26:00 <Digerati> if a video is just music, for example a concert, all you want is the music
27:00 <Digerati> no need for the video
27:00 <Mody> but why would u get that in the first place
27:00 <Mody> doesnt make sense
27:00 <Digerati> just the audio
27:00 <Mody> wouldnt u just download the audio?
27:00 <Digerati> most of the music shit i got was from youtube
27:00 <Digerati> nowhere else
27:00 <Mody> youtube????
27:00 <Digerati> yes
27:00 <Mody> man come on youtube sucks
27:00 <Digerati> youtubedownloaderhd
27:00 <Mody> its not even real 
28:00 <Mody> its been pre compressed
28:00 <Digerati> some of it is good
28:00 <Digerati> 1080p
28:00 <Mody> yes some but even still
28:00 <Digerati> mp4
28:00 <Mody> its not as good as u think
28:00 <Digerati> i know good 1080p and good audio when i listen or hear
29:00 <Digerati> listen or see sorry
29:00 <Digerati> as much as i can see :)
29:00 <Mody> so do i
29:00 <Mody> but youtube is not good
29:00 <Mody> get the real copy u will see 
29:00 <Digerati> its faster download
29:00 <Mody> your ears have been raped
29:00 <Mody> so you excuse quality for speed of download? come on
30:00 <Digerati> i do know shit quality audio mate
30:00 <Digerati> got rid of a lot of bad audio
30:00 <Digerati> 192 kbps at 42,000 hz
30:00 <Digerati> i look at the properties
30:00 <Mody> well that can be ok it depends
31:00 <Digerati> it depends also how it was done
31:00 <Digerati> and by whom
31:00 <Mody> of course
31:00 <Digerati> and to what knowledge
31:00 <Digerati> yify is good
31:00 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/UXSyU3ais08?t=29s
31:00 <slinky_J> ever snort diazapam?
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Укропы,это вам за мирных" Покос Укропа из РСЗО ГРАД 22.01.15 (Jan 22, 2015) 0:48 - Category: News & Politics - 102,781 views - likes dislikes
31:00 <slinky_J> valium
31:00 <Mody> nah never snorted it
31:00 <slinky_J> same
31:00 <slinky_J> thinking about it
31:00 <Mody> smoked it and ate it
31:00 <slinky_J> I dont drink much
31:00 <Mody> you got any weed?
32:00 <slinky_J> so couple beers left
32:00 <slinky_J> nah man
32:00 <Digerati> shove it in your arse
32:00 <slinky_J> neighbour is asleep
32:00 <slinky_J> otherwise id grab a joint
32:00 <Mody> i was going to say crush it and smoke it with a cone
32:00 <Mody> or a j
32:00 <Sponge> chicks take them vaginally
32:00 <slinky_J> i smoke joints :P
32:00 <Mody> yeh good choice 
32:00 <slinky_J> so thinkin crush it n snort
32:00 <slinky_J> ingest it n prob get tired
32:00 <Mody> it will fuck u either way
32:00 <slinky_J> watchin In Bruges
32:00 <slinky_J> lolz
32:00 <slinky_J> oi
32:00 <Mody> my gfs mum sells them
32:00 <slinky_J> you should have some beers
32:00 <slinky_J> watching this
33:00 <Mody> i had some around christmas and i was feeling like smacked up
33:00 <Mody> they not too bad those valiums
33:00 <Mody> much better than doing xanies
33:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
33:00 <slinky_J> if it were back in the day
33:00 <slinky_J> itd be suckin a bag goey
33:00 <slinky_J> lolz
33:00 <Mody> i am drinking right now i got 1 longneck then im sleeping
33:00 <Sponge> the kids love xanax
33:00 <Sponge> it's taken the nation by storm
33:00 <Mody> i dunno why they love xanax so much
33:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
33:00 <Mody> yeh oath it has Sponge
33:00 <Mody> i dont get it
33:00 <slinky_J> I am finishing beer some val n sleep
33:00 <slinky_J> wake up eat this greek salad
34:00 <Mody> i crack one asap then cig then beer
34:00 <slinky_J> as in eat simba
34:00 <slinky_J> nom nom
34:00 <Mody> i gunna rape a tuna tin of chilli tuna 
34:00 <slinky_J> word
34:00 <Mody> and carbonara then beach then watever lol
34:00 <Mody> xanax is crap
34:00 <slinky_J> I must have heaps upon heaps of tins of tuna
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> true
34:00 <slinky_J> I'm back on my diet
34:00 <slinky_J> good diet, low energy
34:00 <slinky_J> fish, veg, nuts
35:00 <slinky_J> take vit pills
35:00 <slinky_J> onna weekend u go restaurant and nom up anythin fatty as
35:00 <slinky_J> dont matter
36:00 <slinky_J> i went safe last nite eatin veal liver and octopus
39:00 <Mody> nice
39:00 <Mody> yum
39:00 <Mody> what vitamins u take 
39:00 <Mody> fuck dont u hate it when beer frozen
39:00 <Mody> fucking go get my beer frozen raw
39:00 <Mody> need to defrost quick
40:00 <slinky_J> ay
40:00 <slinky_J> i forget how good snortin pills is
41:00 <slinky_J> to think i sell my valiums
41:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha man better frozen than in freezer and it's popped out everywhere
41:00 <slinky_J> !!
41:00 <slinky_J> put in warm water
41:00 <slinky_J> that way shouldnt POP n purge everyplace.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... common defrosting technique ... hot water in the kitchen sink
43:00 <slinky_J> ^5
43:00 <slinky_J> now
43:00 <slinky_J> you must scroll up for my b1 diss
43:00 <slinky_J> it was good
43:00 <slinky_J> I think
43:00 <slinky_J> brb neway cig
43:00 <slinky_J> i found a pouch of tobacco just then O_O
44:00 <Mody> u smoke rollies?
44:00 <Mody> Bastardly_One no cold water
45:00 <Mody> its already defrosted
45:00 <Mody> done
45:00 <Mody> opened
45:00 <Mody> drinking
45:00 <Mody> already ruined
46:00 <Mody> b1 you wanking?
46:00 <Mody> good porn out now
57:00 <slinky_J> oh yeah
58:00 <slinky_J> that hit faster
58:00 <slinky_J> than ingesting
58:00 <Mody> yeh of course
58:00 <slinky_J> 2 beers left
58:00 <slinky_J> yer
58:00 <Mody> racking is the closest you get to a shot
58:00 <Mody> sometimes can be harder
58:00 <slinky_J> I'm just glad I dont have this cunt on my fb anymore
58:00 <Mody> because of how u sniff it
58:00 <slinky_J> he'd have called the ambos
58:00 <slinky_J> coz i posted this
58:00 <Mody> its like a full rush especially if it breaks down ur membranes
58:00 <Mody> fb is shit
58:00 <slinky_J> After snorting 20mg valium later 
58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
59:00 <slinky_J> he has called the cops n ambos on me twice
59:00 <Mody> why?
59:00 <slinky_J> for doin my own meds
59:00 <Mody> so what
59:00 <Mody> thats his life
59:00 <slinky_J> the guy has just come out of a private hospital
59:00 <slinky_J> I was in in 1999
59:00 <slinky_J> fkn he has a big heart
59:00 <slinky_J> doesnt understand
00:00 <slinky_J> his problems arent mine
00:00 <Mody> sounds like a dickhead
00:00 <slinky_J> so a fucking ambo ride
00:00 <slinky_J> means I have to sort it with cover
00:00 <slinky_J> means wasting time
00:00 <slinky_J> lolz
00:00 <slinky_J> nice cunt gets good weed
00:00 <slinky_J> I told him he owes me though for the two ambo rides
00:00 <slinky_J> refuses
01:00 <Mody> lol
01:00 <Mody> demand it
01:00 <Mody> or fuck him over some way
01:00 <slinky_J> so I banned him from coming here to see his mate lives upstairs
01:00 <slinky_J> told him I'd smash him
01:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:00 <slinky_J> he is a fucking nancy
01:00 <Mody> dont associate with ppl like t hat
01:00 <Mody> they bring trouble
02:00 <slinky_J> I score some free weed off of him when he comes see his mate
02:00 <slinky_J> but not anymore
02:00 <Mody> nah dont even bother for free drugs
02:00 <Mody> fuck that
02:00 <slinky_J> naw
02:00 <slinky_J> I can get a joint off my neighbour
02:00 <slinky_J> good guy this guy
02:00 <Mody> nice
03:00 <Mody> i smoke abit of weed now days
03:00 <slinky_J> I hadda pick outta cunts to move in
03:00 <slinky_J> I go this guy
03:00 <slinky_J> turns out to be a champ!
03:00 <slinky_J> yer
03:00 <Mody> i gave it up for afew years was good choice but i have to say alcohol much worse
03:00 <slinky_J> well
03:00 <Mody> rather be a stoner
03:00 <slinky_J> he doesnt get high all day
03:00 <Mody> but i did get a lot more done on the booze
03:00 <slinky_J> he's goin back to work soon
03:00 <slinky_J> and has a kid
03:00 <slinky_J> uno
03:00 <Mody> ohh i worked fulltime still smoked 50 a day
03:00 <Mody> for many years
03:00 <slinky_J> but he's a jovial individual
03:00 <slinky_J> yer/
03:00 <slinky_J> ?
03:00 <Mody> i gave it up because i couldnt get stoned anymore and gf at the time abusing me over weed
04:00 <Mody> my gf now dont care what i do and thats how i like it
04:00 <slinky_J> I only choofed on my first job
04:00 <slinky_J> when i was 15
04:00 <slinky_J> cleaning busses
04:00 <Mody> nice
04:00 <slinky_J> lols
04:00 <Mody> would be fun job
04:00 <Mody> id do that
04:00 <slinky_J> well
04:00 <Mody> my dad use to clean busses he said it was mad
04:00 <slinky_J> one time
04:00 <Mody> but long time ago like 60's lol
04:00 <slinky_J> i found my own tag onna seat
04:00 <Mody> haha thats mad
04:00 <slinky_J> cause we had to take the seats out ppl tag etc
04:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
04:00 <slinky_J> yer i said how it was mine
05:00 <slinky_J> my boss didnt care n this other older cunt, older cause i was 15 but my boss was somethin over 40
05:00 <slinky_J> prob dead now
05:00 <slinky_J> has that shit Bastardly_One has
05:00 <slinky_J> emphashema
05:00 <Mody> haha yeh
05:00 <slinky_J> watev
05:00 <Mody> thats not an excuse though
05:00 <Mody> spoke to a mate he said most smokers already have it in small stages
05:00 <slinky_J> dude tried to get me to quit smoking cigs
06:00 <Mody> if i can work so can Bastardly_One
06:00 <slinky_J> by dipping my cig in turps
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <slinky_J> dry it out
06:00 <Mody> fuck that
06:00 <slinky_J> YOU WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN
06:00 <slinky_J> i fucking loved it
06:00 <Mody> i bet u did but
06:00 <slinky_J> xD
06:00 <Mody> id love a turps dipped ciggie now
06:00 <Mody> infact i might have one for all of austnet
06:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha yer
06:00 <slinky_J> it was sik
06:00 <slinky_J> roflll
06:00 <slinky_J> o mang
07:00 <slinky_J> wish u were watching In Bruges right now
07:00 <Mody> yeh well i smoke baccy cones so i love a good cig
07:00 <slinky_J> rofl
07:00 <Mody> i dont like to watch movies drinking
07:00 <Mody> weed is fine but no drink
07:00 <slinky_J> true
07:00 <slinky_J> yer we talked about this
07:00 <Mody> drink fuck me up i dont enjoy it as much
07:00 <slinky_J> I said I dont
07:00 <Mody> just sorta ruins it
07:00 <slinky_J> unless ive seen it before
07:00 <Mody> ohh yeh then its fine
07:00 <slinky_J> which is why I watched The Drop drinking last night
07:00 <slinky_J> had two beers
07:00 <slinky_J> was good
07:00 <slinky_J> lolz
07:00 <Mody> yeh thats fine
08:00 <Mody> hey u wanna see a good movie watch the mule
08:00 <Mody> one of the best i ever seen
08:00 <slinky_J> oh
08:00 <slinky_J> oz movie
08:00 <Mody> yes
08:00 <slinky_J> bro
08:00 <Mody> absolute amazing
08:00 <slinky_J> not into that dude
08:00 <Mody> i hate aussie film industry
08:00 <Mody> piece of shit
08:00 <slinky_J> but i will look for it
08:00 <slinky_J> still
08:00 <Mody> yify has it
08:00 <slinky_J> i want to see hamish
08:00 <Mody> fuck hamish
08:00 <slinky_J> in Two Little Boys
08:00 <Mody> those guys are jews man
08:00 <Mody> the mule is really good
08:00 <slinky_J> with that cunt from flight of the concords
08:00 <Mody> i use to hate that cunt too
08:00 <Mody> but man its good
09:00 <slinky_J> that big mouth fuck in mule
09:00 <Mody> im telling u its as good as 2 hands
09:00 <slinky_J> okay
09:00 <Mody> nah the mule is mad
09:00 <slinky_J> ill try it
09:00 <slinky_J> tomoz 
09:00 <slinky_J> try find it
09:00 <Mody> yify has it
09:00 <slinky_J> yer
09:00 <Mody> im buying blu ray soon as i can
09:00 <slinky_J> i cbf right now
09:00 <Mody> its so good
09:00 <slinky_J> valium has hit bro
09:00 <slinky_J> sooo chilled
09:00 <Mody> if u understand aussie film then u will love it
09:00 <slinky_J> oi
09:00 <slinky_J> u see The Rover?
10:00 <Mody> no
10:00 <Mody> never heard of it
10:00 <slinky_J> oh ma gawd
10:00 <slinky_J> WTF
10:00 <slinky_J> one sec
10:00 <slinky_J> fuck
10:00 <Mody> robert pattison but????
10:00 <slinky_J> oh soz
10:00 <slinky_J> atm
10:00 <slinky_J> u
10:00 <slinky_J> and me
10:00 <slinky_J> and im chattin on fb to dude comic dude
10:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
10:00 <Mody> ohh man it got good ppl in it
10:00 <Mody> but robert patterson wtf
10:00 <slinky_J> yer that movie
10:00 <slinky_J> IT IS SICK
10:00 <slinky_J> he is like slow n shit
10:00 <slinky_J> like almost retarded
11:00 <Mody> mmmm
11:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChM2icbWo9w
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rover | Official Trailer HD | A24 (Apr 17, 2014) 2:30 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,763,750 views - 4,731 likes (89.8%), 540 dislikes (10.2%)
11:00 <slinky_J> im watchin this now lolz
11:00 <slinky_J> trailer i mean ^
11:00 <Mody> i watch now
11:00 <Mody> is it aussie?
12:00 <Mody> yep its aussie
13:00 <Mody> fuck this looks good
13:00 <slinky_J> oh
13:00 <slinky_J> btw
13:00 <slinky_J> one dude
14:00 <slinky_J> u saw for a moment
14:00 <slinky_J> was in Gone Girl
14:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:00 <Mody> yep i thought so
14:00 <slinky_J> the guy he meets at the pub
14:00 <slinky_J> haha ye
14:00 <slinky_J> hes in Killing Them Softly aswell
14:00 <slinky_J> major part in that
14:00 <slinky_J> and in um
14:00 <Mody> yeh its got susan prior she is good
14:00 <slinky_J> liam neeson plane movie
14:00 <Mody> i always wonder if she would do stuff
14:00 <slinky_J> yeah bro
14:00 <slinky_J> I took my mate to see the rover
14:00 <slinky_J> fkn spent heaps
15:00 <slinky_J> uno drinks n shit too
15:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:00 <slinky_J> was way worth it 
15:00 <slinky_J> I will buy that on bray
17:00 <Mody> looks really good
17:00 <Mody> never heard
17:00 <slinky_J> hmm
17:00 <slinky_J> you know anyone dead?
18:00 <Mody> of course
18:00 <Mody> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBatHNtrwo
18:00 <Mody> this will be good
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Most Violent Year | Art of the Sell | Official Movie Clip HD | A24 (Nov 20, 2014) 2:11 - Category: Film & Animation - 8,390 views - 29 likes (96.7%), 1 dislikes (3.3%)
18:00 <slinky_J> kk
19:00 <slinky_J> oh this!
20:00 <slinky_J> oi
20:00 <slinky_J> from In Bruges
21:00 <slinky_J> dialogue
21:00 <slinky_J> now this is fkn theatre dialogue in film Mody
21:00 <slinky_J> cause this guy wrote for that first
21:00 <slinky_J> Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
21:00 <Mody> yes
22:00 <slinky_J> Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
22:00 <slinky_J> Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
22:00 <slinky_J> Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
22:00 <slinky_J> Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
22:00 <slinky_J> ^hahahaha
22:00 <slinky_J> oh I have bundles of plays in my room, i love dialogue yo
23:00 <slinky_J> not mine, ones mum was involved with, she was a stage manager for fkn years
24:00 <Mody> you should make aus film
24:00 <Mody> about life
24:00 <Mody> you seen snowtown?
25:00 <slinky_J> nah
25:00 <slinky_J> dont want to
25:00 <slinky_J> my x fiancees mum
25:00 <slinky_J> she worked at yatala
25:00 <slinky_J> spent time with bunting
25:00 <slinky_J> said how he is such a nice guy
25:00 <slinky_J> uno
25:00 <slinky_J> fucking
26:00 <slinky_J> scouser cunt she was
26:00 <slinky_J> stupid too as smart she thought she was
26:00 <slinky_J> I hate those people too much to watch it because of everything her cunt mother said about them
26:00 <slinky_J> like okay behind bars man
26:00 <slinky_J> sure
27:00 <slinky_J> placid like holding a croc jaw shut
27:00 <Mody> u should watch it
27:00 <Mody> its amazing movie
27:00 <slinky_J> nah man
27:00 <slinky_J> too  close to home
27:00 <Mody> u know movies so ull know its good
27:00 <slinky_J> I've known too many bad ppl
27:00 <Mody> i show many ppl they say its rubbish
27:00 <slinky_J> done bad bad things
27:00 <Mody> but they never seen shit like we watch
27:00 <slinky_J> the barrell boys
27:00 <Mody> i think snowtown is serious brilliant movie
27:00 <slinky_J> is what we call them here bro
27:00 <Mody> i know
27:00 <Mody> but so what
27:00 <Mody> watch it
27:00 <slinky_J> nah i tried
27:00 <slinky_J> cant
28:00 <Mody> :(
28:00 <Mody> shame
28:00 <slinky_J> touchy shit
28:00 <slinky_J> yer well u dont know me
28:00 <slinky_J> soz
28:00 <Mody> well it is a fucked up film but u gotta see it
28:00 <slinky_J> brb cig man im smoking inside :S
28:00 <slinky_J> yer
28:00 <Mody> fuck u smoke a lot of cigs
28:00 <slinky_J> wolf creek shit was enouogh for me
28:00 <slinky_J> yer i do
28:00 <Mody> wolf creek nothing like snowtown
28:00 <slinky_J> I am a frustrated individual
28:00 <slinky_J> :P
28:00 <Mody> wolf creek like playschool
28:00 <slinky_J> i know
28:00 <slinky_J> brb
28:00 <slinky_J> i fkn hate those cunts
29:00 <Mody> the main guy in snowtown he getting big im glad he was such good actor
29:00 <Mody> u seen the loved one?
29:00 <Mody> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loved_Ones_%28film%29
37:00 <Mody> man the rover looks so good
38:00 <slinky_J> dude
38:00 <slinky_J> rover is SICK
38:00 <slinky_J> so happy i saw it with mate at cinemas
38:00 <slinky_J> didnt want to see it by myself
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> paid the whole lot
38:00 <slinky_J> drinks n all
38:00 <slinky_J> food
38:00 <slinky_J> fkn worth it
39:00 <Mody> fuck yeh cinema woulda been real
39:00 <slinky_J> that cunt doesnt want to be known as that fag vampire
39:00 <Mody> fuck no he does not
39:00 <slinky_J> in adels
39:00 <Mody> he looks good
39:00 <Mody> like real
39:00 <slinky_J> palace nova cinemas
39:00 <slinky_J> so dope bro
39:00 <slinky_J> brb
39:00 <slinky_J> I have some cunt onna fone
40:00 <Mody> you seen the proposition?
46:00 <slinky_J> back
46:00 <slinky_J> yes
46:00 <slinky_J> um
46:00 <slinky_J> fk
46:00 <slinky_J> the main bad guy
46:00 <slinky_J> angelica houstons brother
46:00 <slinky_J> i hadnt seen him b4
47:00 <slinky_J> thought he was aussie he was so convincing
47:00 <slinky_J> haha
47:00 <slinky_J> though he took I think the fathers name
47:00 <slinky_J> or she did, not sure
47:00 <slinky_J> n hee's in american horror story ey
47:00 <slinky_J> that was a great film
48:00 <slinky_J> and nick cave
48:00 <slinky_J> warren ellis
48:00 <slinky_J> I mean they did the score for the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
48:00 <slinky_J> my fav movie soundtrack, theme uno
48:00 <slinky_J> besides SPAWN :P
49:00 <slinky_J> oi
49:00 <slinky_J> u read?
49:00 <slinky_J> I have two authors
49:00 <slinky_J> you would like
49:00 <slinky_J> since you love the drop
49:00 <slinky_J> and yer..
49:00 <Mody> yeh what?
49:00 <Student> blank head , whom you are talking to?
49:00 <Mody> u ever seen this movie about kids in wid west sorta old western they rebel they go on shooting spree like rebels???
49:00 <Mody> i been trying to find that name
50:00 <Mody> such a good movie
50:00 <slinky_J> hold up
50:00 <Mody> ud love it
50:00 <slinky_J> new laptop
50:00 <slinky_J> some reason goin slow with browser :/
50:00 <slinky_J> ok so if u like reading?
50:00 <slinky_J> I'll give u this
51:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_V._Higgins
51:00 <slinky_J> i have his first 4 novels
52:00 <slinky_J> 1st turned into a film, 3rd turned into killing them softly which was good but the book is better
52:00 <slinky_J> but this guy
52:00 <slinky_J> the movie nick cave and warren ellis scored
52:00 <slinky_J> this guy writes 
52:00 <slinky_J> I cannot describe
54:00 <slinky_J> My favourite novel of all time was turned into a film that sucked. :/
54:00 <Mody> i will read
54:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Hansen_(novelist)
54:00 <slinky_J> his first novel
54:00 <slinky_J> before jesse james
54:00 <slinky_J> my favs of his
55:00 <slinky_J> and
55:00 <slinky_J> my fav novel of ALL TIME
55:00 <slinky_J> is hard to read for novices
55:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <Mody> ill read it
55:00 <Mody> give it a go
55:00 <slinky_J> now
55:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfume_(novel)
55:00 <slinky_J> dont read about it
55:00 <slinky_J> synopsis sure
56:00 <slinky_J> dont read all the shit
56:00 <slinky_J> it's translated into english
56:00 <slinky_J> it's a tricky book
56:00 <slinky_J> http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Hansen/e/B000AR9NZG
57:00 <slinky_J> I have six of those books
57:00 <BlackDevil> climax photo
57:00 <slinky_J> havent read Hitler's Niece yet
57:00 <Student> what is the story all about? in the novel?
57:00 <slinky_J> Perfume?
57:00 <slinky_J> :)
58:00 <Student> story is about perfume?
58:00 <slinky_J> no
58:00 <slinky_J> it is about a child born during a putrid time in France
58:00 <slinky_J> born without any noticable scent
58:00 <Mody> nice
58:00 <Student> what is putrid time?
58:00 <slinky_J> thouogh he can catalogue every scent he comes accross
59:00 <slinky_J> and he becomes interested in perfume
59:00 <slinky_J> and creating one
59:00 <slinky_J> so.. cant say anything
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
59:00 <Student> what?
59:00 <slinky_J> Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
00:00 <slinky_J> to take what is so beautiful from the world, in human form, a woman and place her in the vat you make the elixer from
01:00 <Student> ???
02:00 <Student> my brain is already hurting 
02:00 <Student> cbf
04:00 <slinky_J> your brain
04:00 <slinky_J> is fucking munted.
05:00 <Student> what took you fucking so long?
05:00 <Student> you slow bitch 
05:00 <slinky_J> I was taking a piss.
05:00 <slinky_J> scuse me got to run snort vals and drink and eat and sleep
05:00 <slinky_J> bye
14:00 <Student> MIA 
06:00 <Student>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2giBAfDOGw
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Office wanking (Nov 17, 2006) - Category: Entertainment - views - 157 likes (95.2%), 8 dislikes (4.8%)
13:00 <under> hello there
14:00 <Student> hello 
18:00 <under> how are you, Student ?
19:00 <Student> improving
20:00 <Student> how are you ?
20:00 <under> not bad
20:00 <under> it's friday :D
22:00 <Student> i think it is long gone
23:00 <under> mh?
23:00 <under> i'm not in aus
24:00 <Student> ok 
26:00 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/321337087954?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2648
28:00 <beagle> theres this clicking sound coming from somewhere n every time i say shut up it does
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:00 <kinda_boringmale> morning kate
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
14:00 <Fez> Special k
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're kinda boring and male?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Special F :D
15:00 <kinda_boringmale> male but just bored
15:00 <Fez> Youre too kind
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh rightg
15:00 <Fez> Not kinda bored?
15:00 <Fez> Ure nick lies then
16:00 <kinda_boringmale> it does, cant be bothered changing it..
16:00 <Fez> Thats why ya bored
16:00 <Fez> Wait
16:00 <Fez> That too logical
16:00 <Fez> Ha ha ha
17:00 <Fez> What u upto kate?
17:00 <kinda_boringmale> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh waiting for the husband to snap out of his mood
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i'll probably go do something constructive
18:00 <Fez> No sex mood?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no,cunty
18:00 <Lumeah> fuck i hate that !
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> not speaking mood
18:00 <Fez> Like him
18:00 <Lumeah> ohhh that too
18:00 <Fez> Oh
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not a fuckin' mind reader :/
18:00 <Fez> Err
18:00 <Fez> Lick, .. lick him
19:00 <kinda_boringmale> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Lumeah> my ex used to sulk.. im like your a grown man.. can't you just argue like everyone else. :P
19:00 <Lumeah> lick his ear.. lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol oh trew
20:00 <Lumeah> then blow on it.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, fuck that. That requires effort
20:00 <Fez> Another lame joke... ready for it
20:00 <Fez> ....
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. i better go source some food… 
21:00 <Fez> Stick adick in him
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's only going to enrage him
21:00 <Fez> Meh
21:00 <Fez> He already ahitty
21:00 <Fez> Shitty
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll just start communicating with him via sign language - flip him the bird
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'll understand… 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Fez> Show him ya tits
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWESOME SUGGESTION!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <Fez> Tits make everything better
23:00 <Lumeah> yup make more mad that the way.. lol who does that!! so chilish :P
23:00 <Fez> Maybe i shouldve said breasts
23:00 <Lumeah> yup but sometimes ya offer and noone wants to see ,, aww..
25:00 <Lumeah> maybe.. maybe.
25:00 <Fez> Tits is a vulgar word
25:00 <Lumeah> so is cock
27:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/450019501685136/photos/a.450509534969466.100293.450019501685136/886486548038427/?type=1
33:00 <Fez> Im in action when i sleep
34:00 <Fez> And missing in it
37:00 <Lumeah> uhu
37:00 <Lumeah> totally,
41:00 <BlackDevil> A German court has ruled that a tenant who liked to pee standing up doesn't owe his landlord money for damages apparently caused by splashing, or missing his target altogether.
41:00 <BlackDevil> more reason for guys to miss
42:00 <Lumeah> yes fat men do that,, and they don't clean it cuz they can't see there cock.
42:00 <Lumeah> *, miss
42:00 <BlackDevil> i pee like a hose on the lose
45:00 <Digerati> howdy
45:00 <Digerati> peace...
45:00 <Digerati> salami malaka
45:00 <Digerati> aleikum salami
45:00 <Digerati> get some pork on ya fork !
46:00 <Digerati> Australia day comin
47:00 <Digerati> sold my soul for a cigarette to a black market babe
47:00 <Digerati> i had vietnam cool babes, from the ocean to the silver city
48:00 <Digerati> and it's only either studs could understand !
52:00 <Digerati> there is the silver pill, the gold pill, and the bronze pill
52:00 <Digerati> choose
52:00 <Digerati> this is for all the lonely people, thinking life has passed them by
53:00 <Digerati> :)
53:00 <Digerati> 5 hours of fucking sleep, i had buyers today :/
53:00 <BlackDevil> SkyMall files for bankruptcy
54:00 <Digerati> rof
54:00 <Digerati> rofl
54:00 <Digerati> would not suprise me BlackDevil
54:00 <Digerati> they owe so much probably
54:00 <Digerati> i can only assume
55:00 <Digerati> wat company are they man ?
55:00 <Fez> Does my bum look big in this channel?
55:00 <Digerati> fez baby !
56:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil , googled it, it is just a small business
57:00 <BlackDevil> no
57:00 <BlackDevil> they are in every airplan
57:00 <BlackDevil> e
57:00 <Digerati> how big can it be
57:00 <Digerati> for a magazine
57:00 <BlackDevil> when you fly
57:00 <BlackDevil> you read there mag
57:00 <BlackDevil> and buy their usless shit
57:00 <Digerati> well there you go bro
57:00 <Digerati> useless
58:00 <BlackDevil> yes
58:00 <BlackDevil> uselss
58:00 <Digerati> 2 kilo lambchops for 22$
58:00 <Digerati> fkn expensive
58:00 <Digerati> might get it cheaper at woolies
59:00 <Digerati> busby butchers
59:00 <Fez> Busty butchers
00:00 <Digerati> http://www.skymall.com/sit-n-stroll-5-in-1-stroller-%2F-car-%2F-booster-%2F-flight-seat---beverly-hills-color/LLY101.html#start=5
00:00 <Digerati> i like that
00:00 <Digerati> might buy it
00:00 <Digerati> as a gift
00:00 <Digerati> it's stylish
00:00 <Digerati> nah
00:00 <Digerati> the wheels look shit
00:00 <Digerati> she needs something for running
01:00 <Digerati> and suspension
02:00 <Digerati> you wonder how much electricity this useless shit bleeds http://www.skymall.com/gallery-radius-wall-mount-electric-fireplace---36/GRC102.html#start=36
03:00 <BlackDevil> Digerati http://cs625231.vk.me/v625231775/cad4/DxLruxt8D1k.jpg
04:00 <Digerati> http://www.skymall.com/ifetch-ball-launcher-for-dogs/7FT101.html#start=1 <--- blackdevil would that be useful for a kid to play tennis or cricket ?
04:00 <Digerati> ewww
04:00 <Digerati> footy fucker
04:00 <Digerati> fucking footy BlackDevil !
05:00 <BlackDevil> yup
05:00 <Digerati> footy fucking football fuckers
05:00 <Digerati> wtf
06:00 <Digerati> who the fuck would fuck a footy ?
06:00 <Digerati> a footballer i spose
06:00 <Digerati> footballers fucking footys fabulously
07:00 <Digerati> footscray footy football fuckers fucking footys fabulously
08:00 <Digerati> you would if a real vagina applies in this case
08:00 <Digerati> nobody thinks of brothels nowadays
09:00 <Digerati> the scent of a woman
09:00 <Digerati> i worship asian woman :)
10:00 <BlackDevil> he
10:00 <BlackDevil> hey
10:00 <BlackDevil> at least the football is deflated
10:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
12:00 <johninj4> lol
13:00 <johninj4> http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/150122101637-patriots-flexball-620xa.jpg 
14:00 <Digerati> john, bulldogs ?
14:00 <Digerati> tis red, white and blue
14:00 <johninj4> new england patriots 
14:00 <Digerati> yeah
14:00 <johninj4> nfl team in the superbowl
14:00 <Digerati> bulldogs but ?
15:00 <Digerati> they named bulldogs
15:00 <Digerati> oh patriots
15:00 <Digerati> no wonder with red, white, blue
15:00 <johninj4> yep
15:00 <johninj4> they are pretty widely disliked though
15:00 <Digerati> same here with the AFL with the Bulldogs
15:00 <johninj4> for being cheats/too good
16:00 <Digerati> i played for the dogs for 6 months in reserves
16:00 <Digerati> when i was 19
16:00 <johninj4> nice one
16:00 <Digerati> love footy
16:00 <Digerati> footscray has to be the only true dinky aussie team
16:00 <Digerati> nobody overseas invest in them
16:00 <Digerati> cos they aint on the fucking TAB
17:00 <Digerati> they will survive, the red, white and blue
17:00 <Digerati> don't worry
17:00 <bee_girl> morning johninj4
17:00 <bee_girl> hey Digerati
17:00 <johninj4> hey bee_girl
17:00 <Digerati> hey hun
17:00 <johninj4> all the nicks in a line
17:00 <Digerati> xD
18:00 <bee_girl> heh
18:00 <bee_girl> whats up fellas?
18:00 <Digerati> i want to fuck terry wallace but
18:00 <Digerati> nuthn much bee
18:00 <beagle> this book series anne green gabels sold 50 million copies in 20 languages
18:00 <johninj4> woke up feeling really bad, sinuses acting up
18:00 <johninj4> getting there now though
18:00 <Digerati> terry is a bad bloke
19:00 <Digerati> khe sahn
19:00 <bee_girl> who is terry wallace?
19:00 <bee_girl> johninj4 - did u drink or smoke last night? i find that makes me all sinusy in the mornings
20:00 <bee_girl> (therefore, most mornings)
20:00 <johninj4> yeah i have been drinking a bit
20:00 <Fez> William wallace's brother
20:00 <johninj4> maybe thats what it is
20:00 <Fez> Braveheart
20:00 <Lumeah> blue paint face
20:00 <bee_girl> yeah sometimes depends what i am drinking... but yeah
20:00 <bee_girl> oh
20:00 <bee_girl> i know who
20:00 <bee_girl> so terry is william's brother?
20:00 <bee_girl> why u want to fuck him Digerati?
21:00 <Fez> He must be hot
21:00 <Fez> Cute ass n all maybe
22:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh [Official Lyric Video] (Apr 22, 2012) 4:11 - Category: Music - 292,790 views - 781 likes (96.5%), 28 dislikes (3.5%)
22:00 <Digerati> yeah
23:00 <zaim> https://github.com/defuse/swatd
24:00 <Digerati> i remember dancing to khe sahn in 1978, i was 11
24:00 <Digerati> cold chisel
24:00 <Digerati> i remember the vietnam war
24:00 <Digerati> last great war, that is
24:00 <bee_girl> showing ur age there Digerati
24:00 <bee_girl> ;)
24:00 <Digerati> you know what song brings me to tears bee
25:00 <Digerati> i have to drink a bottle of scotch to do it
25:00 <Digerati> i was only 19
25:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redgum - I Was Only 19 (1983) (Jul 9, 2007) 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,892,170 views - 10,708 likes (98%), 218 dislikes (2%)
26:00 <Digerati> good quality video
26:00 <Digerati> i served at puckapunyal, seymour
26:00 <Digerati> in 1987
26:00 <Digerati> 2 years
26:00 <Digerati> we got drunk
27:00 <Digerati> grabbed the sgt's jeep
27:00 <Digerati> and went to the beach
27:00 <Digerati> can't do that shit anymore
27:00 <Digerati> fucking cops
27:00 <Digerati> we are cops ffs
27:00 <Digerati> military
28:00 <bee_girl> yeah thats a crazy song
28:00 <bee_girl> gets me everytime too
28:00 <bee_girl> the original of course
28:00 <bee_girl> though i like the other version
28:00 <bee_girl> hilltop hoods i thik
28:00 <Digerati> i was 9 when the vietnam war ended
28:00 <bee_girl> but the first is the best
28:00 <Digerati> you like the movie with graham kennedy ?
29:00 <Digerati> odd angry shot
29:00 <Digerati> graham kennedy king of aussie actors
30:00 <Digerati> fuck hugh jackman
30:00 <Digerati> funny you know
30:00 <Digerati> war
30:00 <Digerati> how it generates
30:00 <Digerati> ww1 generated with yanks, aussies and brits
31:00 <Digerati> bless the best
31:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Great Southern Land (Oct 24, 2006) 4:59 - Category: Music - 2,426,948 views - 7,493 likes (98.3%), 126 dislikes (1.7%)
31:00 <Digerati> bee_girl , you know the actress Melissa Gilbert ?
32:00 <Digerati> little house on the prairie
32:00 <Digerati> she did a porno after that show
32:00 <Digerati> Icehouse
32:00 <Digerati> is what the movie was called
32:00 <bee_girl> lol cute
32:00 <bee_girl> didnt know that
32:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
32:00 <Digerati> she would have blown me bad
32:00 <Digerati> she was a pie
32:00 <bee_girl> would have if she could have im sure
33:00 <Digerati> that's why michael landon prolly had that hat attack
33:00 <Digerati> hat - heart
33:00 <Digerati> trying to sound like a redneck
34:00 <Digerati> i would to, if she dressed the way she did in icehouse
34:00 <Digerati> dressed the same way she dressed in little house
34:00 <Digerati> fucking heart attack material
35:00 <Digerati> i think some women don't realise how emotional men get during sex
35:00 <Digerati> it goes in levels
36:00 <Digerati> you get a really fat woman and you cant get eredt, you get some cute skinny woman and you blow in like 5mins
36:00 <Digerati> thats emotion
37:00 <Lumeah> isn't that hormones?
37:00 <Digerati> that's pathos
37:00 <Digerati> emotion
37:00 <Digerati> psychological
37:00 <Digerati> men sometimes blow harder with different types of women
38:00 <Digerati> fact through medicine
38:00 <Digerati> it's nuts
38:00 <Digerati> that is when you might have found your true love
38:00 <Digerati> but it's inside
39:00 <Digerati> it aint just the physical side of it
39:00 <Digerati> it get's to you emotionaly in the end
39:00 <Digerati> and you become attached
39:00 <Digerati> it don't become a sexual thing in the long run, when you are married and have kids
39:00 <Digerati> it's like you are somewhat bonded
40:00 <Digerati> not a slave or owned btw
40:00 <Digerati> depends on the communication and lifestyle
41:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIcZtjAch8
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simple Minds: Dont You Forget About Me (Nov 8, 2007) 6:43 - Category: Music - 2,207,412 views - 10,562 likes (98.6%), 155 dislikes (1.4%)
42:00 <Digerati> the breakfast club was the best movie ever made for me :)
43:00 <Digerati> molly ringwald was fucking hot
44:00 <Digerati> https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=QGRbVLX8EsiN8Qf7_4DIAw&gws_rd=ssl#q=molly+ringwald&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAGOovnz8BQMDgxoHsxCHfq6-gXlyWroSF4hlWF5oEF-sxeObX5aZGpLvmFySX3RWx3u3w07jORNmFex5_m4hg1xCkzwAE5EpnkMAAAA
44:00 <Digerati> love the hair color
45:00 <grem> breakfast club
45:00 <Digerati> http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b2bffb4f801a5b1678ba0e39ae42e9d/tumblr_mld5bnd5CP1qkg5u5o4_250.gif
45:00 <grem> which you alrdy made a point of
45:00 <Digerati> yeah
50:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Official Video) (Oct 24, 2009) 4:26 - Category: Music - 98,977,556 views - 337,338 likes (97.6%), 8,177 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG5qllVxlws
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun (Handbag Mix) (Jan 15, 2014) 5:01 - Category: Music - 1,485 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <johninj4> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/q90/s720x720/10924789_10153113360826042_7595647437810444499_n.jpg?oh=76c6d6c7b7f4085b4c08edff8c71cbcd&oe=555BFA5B&__gda__=1431775320_03af2640abff75123314e784f79bad33 
56:00 <Digerati> john, i love tance and beethoven
56:00 <Digerati> trance
56:00 <Digerati> trance and beethoven
57:00 <Digerati> i play piano, and love mixing trance
59:00 <johninj4> awesome
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, I'm glad I know your life story now
03:00 <TokenDaRing> can I write your biography?
03:00 <Fez> Sometimes i have to check my ignore list when Digerati speaks
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Fez: when he does speak, it is at great length
04:00 <TokenDaRing> not that it makes much sense
04:00 <TokenDaRing> it's just white noise usually
04:00 <Fez> And to himself
05:00 <Digerati> token, only in your imagination
08:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdlfZ4213zM
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bill Haley & His Comets - "Rip It Up" - from "Don't Knock The Rock" - HQ 1956 (Sep 14, 2010) 2:20 - Category: Music - 634,953 views - 2,304 likes (98.8%), 28 dislikes (1.2%)
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati I wish you were just in my imagination
10:00 <TokenDaRing> the fact that you're real is disturbing
10:00 <johninj4> German court rules that men can urinate while standing
10:00 <johninj4> sweet
10:00 <Digerati> token, you should know what the word "disturbing" means
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yes, I've read your rants
11:00 <johninj4> you read them?
11:00 <johninj4> fuck
11:00 <johninj4> you poor man
11:00 <TokenDaRing> well I read them in the same way I "read" over junk emails
11:00 <TokenDaRing> as in, glance, delete
12:00 <johninj4> haha
12:00 <Fez> I hate when peole change the story
12:00 <Fez> People
12:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft8raUC5e-k
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 03 Hucklebuck Boogie (Sep 24, 2007) 6:01 - Category: Music - 622,379 views - 1,436 likes (95.8%), 63 dislikes (4.2%)
31:00 <Digerati> lalala
38:00 <Kelevra> Bored much
39:00 <Digerati> yo Kelevra
40:00 <Christopher> Www.soundcloud.com/kasmir
41:00 <Christopher> Lol oops
45:00 <Kelevra> Hey Fez 
45:00 <Fez> Hey kel
47:00 <Kelevra> How are you?
48:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/6yauWymv8UE
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: kosheen - catch alisid mix (Dec 9, 2013) 3:01 - Category: Music - 47 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Christopher> Don't call me later fall back call it off
49:00 <Christopher> History bang bang
54:00 <Kelevra> ...
55:00 <Fez> Imgoodmate
55:00 <Fez> If my space key worked
00:00 <Kelevra> Just punch it or buy it dinner
12:00 <Fez> Punch it and get it to buy you dinner
12:00 <Fez> Kelevra is still learning
13:00 <Kelevra> Yes that'd be more awesome
13:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/XROUisX3DSo
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xzibit ft. Eminem - Don't Approach Me [LEGENDADO PT-BR] (Nov 9, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 28,318 views - 121 likes (99.2%), dislikes (0.8%)
14:00 <Kelevra> So what's been new Fez ? Getting laid or going out?
14:00 <Fez> No
15:00 <Fez> Im not attractive enough nor do i have the 'gift of the gab'
15:00 <Lumeah> BULL SHIT
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <johninj4> you've woo'ed Lumeah it seems
15:00 <Kelevra> Just play pool with them and go off?
15:00 <Kelevra> =P
16:00 <Lumeah> pools fun.. i like pool..
16:00 <Fez> Ohwere youhot for me that day?
16:00 <Fez> You are weird
17:00 <Lumeah> who is
17:00 <Fez> Kelevra
18:00 <Kelevra> Nah I just thought you were really funny, never had someone crack it like that, it was refreshing
18:00 <Kelevra> Its nice to know not everyone pisses in my pocket
19:00 <Fez> Im not tall enough for that
21:00 <Kelevra> Lol
22:00 <Fez> Did u grow up in ipswich?
22:00 <Fez> Uggboots to the pub says you did
23:00 <Kelevra> Nah lol, born in Melbourne
23:00 <Fez> Do u call it fashion?
23:00 <johninj4> lol
24:00 <Digerati> usually see yobbos with fucking thongs in our pub
24:00 <Digerati> typical norms
24:00 <Digerati> aussies are slobs
24:00 <johninj4> we're just laid back man
25:00 <johninj4> why not be comfortable
25:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
25:00 <Digerati> jk
25:00 <Digerati> well mate, women have changed
25:00 <Digerati> it took the wogs to give ya class :)
25:00 <Digerati> and dress in suits :)
25:00 <johninj4> i'm airing our my balls in the fan
25:00 <Fez> Fuck shoes and socks in summer
25:00 <Digerati> like the brits :)
25:00 <Digerati> be a bit british
25:00 <johninj4> yeah but its all fake at the end of the day
25:00 <johninj4> who the fuck you trying to impress wogs
26:00 <Digerati> john, it's style
26:00 <Kelevra> I wore uggs cause they're comfy
26:00 <johninj4> why not let your winning personality do the talking instead of your clothes
26:00 <Digerati> nobody wants a fucking cow farmer
26:00 <Kelevra> I thought I looked appropriate for Ipswich
26:00 <johninj4> cow farmers go ok
26:00 <johninj4> lots of women want cow farmers man
26:00 <johninj4> corn farmers too
27:00 <Kelevra> You were runnings from memory
27:00 <Fez> I just want the bacon
27:00 <Digerati> i travelled all of Australia, all states, i covered about 25% of australia in over 30 years, and from ballarat to woolamaloo, people change mate
27:00 <Digerati> even the deros have changed
28:00 <Digerati> get a bit of pork on ya fork this monday
28:00 <johninj4> yeah i been around a bit too
28:00 <johninj4> it's hasn't all changed
28:00 <johninj4> they are still loose as fuck in qld
28:00 <Digerati> it's changed in woolamaloo
28:00 <Digerati> that's where i was bought up
28:00 <Digerati> SA
28:00 <Digerati> in the middle of nowhere
29:00 <Digerati> no mans land
29:00 <Digerati> you got techno heads living there now
29:00 <Digerati> with solar panels and tablet pc's
30:00 <Kelevra> You seem pretty boring
30:00 <Digerati> in the 80's in woomaloo it was a scene out of the 1800's
30:00 <Digerati> ppl change mate
30:00 <Digerati> times change
30:00 <Digerati> brb, peace
31:00 <Kelevra> Yay..
32:00 <Kelevra> Fez speaking of bacon, why does bacon go all opal coloured? Does it mean its gone bad?
32:00 <Fez> Yes
32:00 <johninj4> goes greasy if its bad
33:00 <Fez> And stinky
33:00 <Kelevra> Aww
33:00 <Digerati> pork cant go off if it is handled right
34:00 <Fez> If it smells like me.. its off
34:00 <Fez> Im festie.
34:00 <Digerati> now for several years anyway
34:00 <Kelevra> Aww 
34:00 <Kelevra> Do you still see druidess?
34:00 <Digerati> think of salami when you think of pork
34:00 <Kelevra> Or Anthony? Or Dave?
34:00 <Digerati> salami can last up to a decade
34:00 <Kelevra> Or are you keeping to yourself?
34:00 <Digerati> in right temperature
34:00 <Fez> No, yes , yes
35:00 <Fez> And yes
35:00 <Fez> I am now
35:00 <Kelevra> Aww
35:00 <Fez> Cuz fuck people.
35:00 <johninj4> :(
35:00 <Kelevra> Yeah fuck those air breathers
35:00 <Kelevra> Bastards
35:00 <Fez> I like lung fish
35:00 <Fez> And birds
35:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <johninj4> birds are the best people
35:00 <Fez> All air breathers arent bad
36:00 <Kelevra> I agree
36:00 <Kelevra> You're not so horrible at times
36:00 <Fez> Imconfused about batman
36:00 <Kelevra> Sometimes
36:00 <Fez> Is he abat or a man
36:00 <johninj4> he's a man
36:00 <Fez> Or.. both
36:00 <johninj4> bruce wayne
36:00 <Kelevra> He's a dickhead in lycra
36:00 <Fez> Well he can get fucked then
36:00 <Kelevra> With a cape
36:00 <Lumeah> lol Kelevra
37:00 <Fez> Doesnt he have some rubber suit?
37:00 <Kelevra> I can't rock a cape
37:00 <Fez> Which isnt lycra
37:00 <Kelevra> Is it rubber?
37:00 <Fez> Yus
37:00 <Kelevra> Google that shit
37:00 <johninj4> it changes
37:00 <Kelevra> I bet you're wrong
37:00 <Fez> Wait
37:00 <johninj4> was originally lycra
37:00 <Fez> It does too
37:00 <Kelevra> WRONG FEZ IS WRONG
37:00 <Fez> Correct
37:00 <Lumeah> nice cod pice tho.. if he's a dickhead or not
37:00 <Fez> Im both rught and wrong
37:00 <johninj4> i'm sure he stuffs it
38:00 <Fez> So are you
38:00 <Kelevra> maybe its really his willy indentation
38:00 <johninj4> i would if i wore my undies outside my pants
38:00 <Fez> I gotta stop using the u as an i
38:00 <Kelevra> Perfect bat penis
38:00 <johninj4> lol
38:00 <johninj4> bats sleep upside down and piss on themselves
38:00 <johninj4> so yeh 
38:00 <johninj4> not so cool now
38:00 <Kelevra> Yum
38:00 <Fez> I wonder if he shits on peoles cars?
38:00 <Lumeah> "i am bat penis
38:00 <Fez> Peoples
39:00 <Kelevra> Bat wang
39:00 <Fez> He compensates... look at his car
39:00 <johninj4> true true
39:00 <Kelevra> The car doesn't tickle my fancy
39:00 <johninj4> that robin guy he hangs out with is pretty homo too
39:00 <Kelevra> And he can't fly
40:00 <Fez> I bwt theysay 'nohomo' alot
40:00 <Kelevra> He should have a high-speed locomotive
40:00 <johninj4> Kelevra is hard to impress lol
40:00 <johninj4> need a fucking train
40:00 <Kelevra> You know it
40:00 <Fez> Like doc?
40:00 <Fez> From back to the future
41:00 <Fez> Notsure what number
41:00 <Kelevra> I love back to the future but the title still doesn't make much sense
43:00 <Fez> Cuz they go.. back.. to.. the.. future
43:00 <Fez> If you go back in time.. you have to go to your own time which from where you are.. the future
43:00 <Fez> I think
43:00 <johninj4> don't they go both ways?
43:00 <johninj4> i forget
44:00 <Fez> Yes
44:00 <Kelevra> Yeah they do
44:00 <Fez> They had to go backafter they went the first time
44:00 <Fez> Cuz biff got rich
44:00 <Fez> And fucked martys mum
45:00 <Fez> I dunno
45:00 <Fez> I speak alot of shit
45:00 <Fez> But its irc
45:00 <johninj4> you aren't the worst
45:00 <Fez> Look at me.. im fitting in
45:00 <johninj4> not huge text walls
46:00 <Fez> Huge *beavis laugh*
46:00 <johninj4> i'm happy dudz found his way
46:00 <johninj4> he'll be a different man in a couple of years
46:00 <Fez> I miss dudz
46:00 <johninj4> yeh he had something about him that was fun
47:00 <Fez> Yea
47:00 <johninj4> did he show you the emails he sent his boss?
47:00 <Fez> He has a gf
47:00 <Fez> What he wanted he got
47:00 <johninj4> yeah man
47:00 <Fez> I think im jealous
47:00 <Fez> Then i think.. fuck people
48:00 <johninj4> just need a bot more go about you i reckon
48:00 <johninj4> like dudz
48:00 <johninj4> he wouldn't say die
48:00 <Lumeah> miss dudzy
48:00 <johninj4> fuckign kept putting himself out there
48:00 <Fez> Nah.. im done mate
48:00 <johninj4> nah you'll get better
48:00 <johninj4> we all been in a hole
48:00 <Lumeah> yup
49:00 <johninj4> somethign will come along to motivate you again
49:00 <johninj4> you'll get sick of doing nothing and go looking for it
49:00 <johninj4> always happens
51:00 <Fez> I remember walking to the pub... saw some people walked in and thought....fuck that. Im giin home
51:00 <Fez> So i did
51:00 <johninj4> yeah maybe try a new pub man
52:00 <Fez> Why try a pub
52:00 <johninj4> there isn't much else to do in this country but drink
52:00 <johninj4> fucking culture eh
53:00 <Fez> Yea
53:00 <Fez> Ive worked out if some doesnt want it from u.. no matterwhat u do wont change shit
54:00 <Kelevra> Go on oasisactive
54:00 <Fez> If they want it u cantreat em like shit and theyll still beg for it
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <johninj4> you might be onto something there
54:00 <Fez> No mel
55:00 <Fez> I could be all over there on.my own in nothing but rags smelling like shit
55:00 <Fez> If they want it theyll approach u
55:00 <johninj4> yeh but you can have a shower and get some new kit man
55:00 <johninj4> thats your fault
55:00 <Fez> Thats just an example
55:00 <Fez> Not what i acually do
55:00 <milk> life should be as easy street as jail man
56:00 <johninj4> is that what you want though?
56:00 <johninj4> someone easy like that
56:00 <johninj4> they probably don't want anything more than a fuck
56:00 <Fez> I dont want anything
56:00 <Kelevra> If you don't look it'll come
56:00 <johninj4> yeh
57:00 <Kelevra> Hai katatonic_kate01 
57:00 <Fez> That too mel
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
57:00 <Kelevra> Nom, you? Have a good week?
57:00 <Kelevra> Nm *
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… i've had better. You>
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
58:00 <Kelevra> Just don't get desperate cause then you might settle for bs
58:00 <Fez> Did u have make up sex yet?
58:00 <Kelevra> I've had a reasonably good week
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome:D
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
58:00 <Fez> Wtf
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> how fucking hot is it
01:00 <johninj4> boiling
01:00 <Fez> Then nikky graced us with her presence
01:00 <Nikky`> Yes, Yes I did
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just put on the air con and felt a voice difference
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
01:00 <johninj4> mine doesn't seem to do a lot
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
02:00 <johninj4> but then i turn it off and yeh it does
02:00 <Nikky`> Wb Fezzer
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Fez> ta nikker
02:00 <Nikky`> Its only 22.1 degrees here right now
02:00 <Nikky`> So nope, not feeling the heat
02:00 <Nikky`> :P
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
03:00 <Nikky`> humidity is only 56% so even better
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm zapped of energy if i step outside lol
03:00 <Fez> buy a hand fan
04:00 <Fez> not that itll work
04:00 <johninj4> i had to look after mums dog, not handling it well
04:00 <Fez> just buy one
04:00 <johninj4> crashed out near the waterbowl lol
04:00 <Nikky`> bring it inside - for aircon
04:00 <johninj4> maybe i should chuck her in the bath for a bit
04:00 <johninj4> oh she is in the aircon
04:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
04:00 <johninj4> it's just hot as fuck even then
04:00 <johninj4> stupid fibro house
05:00 <johninj4> no insulaition 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
05:00 <johninj4> and flat roof
05:00 <Nikky`> ewww
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you!
05:00 <johninj4> yeh :/
05:00 <Nikky`> See, this is why living in Melb rocks
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Fez> take it swimming
05:00 <Fez> itll love you long time
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <johninj4> yeh its not to bad in summer haha
06:00 <johninj4> then after those couple of weeks is over...
07:00 <Fez> then its autumn,.. and it also feels like summer
07:00 <Fez> fk australia
08:00 <Nikky`> I am hoping Feb doesn't get as hot as it normally does
09:00 <Fez> i hope it gets hotter
09:00 <Fez> jut for you
09:00 <Nikky`> mean
09:00 <Nikky`> Such a meanie 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fez, shut up
09:00 <Fez> i wouldve gone with 'cunt' but sure
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> woowhooo! The husbands computer just died!
10:00 <Fez> no mate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES! hot day, everyone is over tired and now the computer dies….
10:00 <Fez> that was meant to be kate
10:00 <Fez> but mate works
10:00 <Nikky`> That will just make him a moody one
10:00 <Fez> makes me feel like i have a buddy
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
11:00 <johninj4> damn@computer 
11:00 <Fez> how dramatic
11:00 <Fez> computer death
11:00 <Fez> like batteries
11:00 <johninj4> mine bluescreened the other day just as i was backing up my data
11:00 <johninj4> had to lol
11:00 <Fez> they die
11:00 <johninj4> but it fixed itself
11:00 <Nikky`> yaaay
11:00 <Fez> its not like they lose charge,.. they die
12:00 <johninj4> meh usually only a part
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… I hope it 'fixes it self'
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> magically
12:00 <Fez> kick it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> or he is probably gone be a cunt
12:00 <johninj4> they shutdown to protect themselves from frying as a rule
12:00 <Fez> kicking things that are broken fixes them
12:00 <Nikky`> I need more nerdy friends, so when mine dies i have someone to fix it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently there is no hard drive :/
12:00 <johninj4> :/
12:00 <johninj4> thats not cool
13:00 <johninj4> might be able to pick it up again though
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> *roll eyes*
13:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like a hot day and you have a moody cunt on ya hands
13:00 <johninj4> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY lol
14:00 <johninj4> get some booze ready
14:00 <Fez> get the man a beer
14:00 <Fez> or 6
14:00 <Fez> ^
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm like fuck sakes… what else can go wrong now
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the air con stops? LOL
14:00 <Fez> johns onto it
14:00 <johninj4> you too mate
14:00 <Nikky`> Smoke on the balcony katatonic_kate01..to top off his day lol
14:00 <johninj4> always helps if someone is there to show a bit of sympathy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ nikky
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, that'd make him postal!
15:00 <Fez> then you put a stamp on him
15:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> having said that, i'd be pissed off if my computer wasn't working and there was fuck all to do because it was 90 bazillions degrees
16:00 <Fez> go to the pub
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd probably drink myself into an oblivion and pass out…. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
17:00 <johninj4> i'de annoy the missus
17:00 <johninj4> and have a fight
17:00 <johninj4> then storm off down the pub
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay! that's probably on the cards!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Woooowhooo!
17:00 <Fez> then come home with all your clothes on the lawn?
17:00 <johninj4> and whinge about how much she ruins my life
17:00 <Nikky`> I'd be all like..don't need to annoy me to go to the pub..fuck off and go already
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <Christopher> Hi cutie katatonic_kate01
17:00 <Christopher> :p
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> christopher
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up tiger
18:00 <Christopher> :)
18:00 <johninj4> :D
18:00 <Christopher> He her
18:00 <Christopher> Hehe
18:00 <Nikky`> yeah.. ease off Christopher.. all the girls on here are mine
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
19:00 <Fez> girls on irc
19:00 <Christopher> Dam
19:00 <Fez> now i know youre lieing
19:00 <Nikky`> And I pimp out to no one
19:00 <Fez> lying
19:00 <Christopher> Lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Fez> fk i dunno how to spell that
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
19:00 <Nikky`> lying
19:00 <Fez> turns out i do
19:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a holiday to Europe
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and roll in the snow
20:00 <Fez> also, thanks nik
20:00 <Nikky`> No worries
20:00 <Fez> damn
21:00 <Fez> i wanted atleast 1 worry
21:00 <Nikky`> Just have a cold shower and stand in front of aircon naked
21:00 <Fez> please do
21:00 <Fez> turn cam on plz
21:00 <Fez> :P
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:00 <Christopher> Hi ^pHANTOM^
23:00 <Fez> lets go ice skating
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> hi Christopher
23:00 <Fez> we can fall over and hurt our asses
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> Fez: not a bad idea on a 30 degree day
26:00 <Nikky`> Anywhooooooooooooooooooo
26:00 <Nikky`> think kate has gone to have that shower
26:00 <Fez> or to the pub
26:00 <Fez> shower ready for the pub
26:00 <Fez> we both win
26:00 <Fez> *nod*
27:00 <johninj4> busy fighting with her spouse
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Fez> i hope its the beer or scotch arguement
29:00 <johninj4> how could you pass beer on a day like today
29:00 <Fez> "but i want beer" "but i want scotch"
30:00 <Fez> just get a beer with a nip in it
30:00 <Fez> winwin
30:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <Fez> kinda like a shandy
30:00 <Fez> but,.. not gay
30:00 <johninj4> yeh i'm actually on vb shandys
30:00 <johninj4> i'm a huge homo though
30:00 <Fez> eep
30:00 <johninj4> so its fine
30:00 <Fez> oh thats ok then
30:00 <johninj4> just need a bit of sugar
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <johninj4> or i will pass out
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> beer shandy!
31:00 <Fez> get a hand fan
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> might as well be drinking light beer
31:00 <johninj4> yeh probably equates to about a mid
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ fez 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <johninj4> vb is pretty harsh raw
32:00 <Fez> when was the last time you manicured john? :P
32:00 <johninj4> spewed my guts up on hot vb the other day
32:00 <johninj4> wasn't fun
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> vb is aye
32:00 <Fez> spewing lets you fit more in
32:00 <johninj4> lol
32:00 <johninj4> yeah "he's one of us"
32:00 <Fez> i encourage it
32:00 <johninj4> not a stuck up prick
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear… the husband is pulling apart the computer
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is gonna end badly LOL
34:00 <johninj4> lol
34:00 <Fez> without alcohol?
34:00 <Fez> loselose
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, without alcohol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess suggesting to use my computer to order a new one - isn't going to go down that well....
35:00 <johninj4> probably only needs parts
35:00 <johninj4> sounds like a dead hd
35:00 <johninj4> which sucks
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully so….. 
35:00 <Fez> get another hdd
36:00 <Fez> or,.. ssd
36:00 <johninj4> just the loss of data man
36:00 <Fez> f yea
36:00 <johninj4> thats the bit that stings
36:00 <Fez> true
37:00 <Fez> plug it inot the other pc
37:00 <Fez> into also
37:00 <Fez> test it
37:00 <Fez> but what do i know
38:00 <johninj4> yeh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> he only has one computer
38:00 <johninj4> just gave the dog a bath lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's enough! 
38:00 <Fez> id use yours kate
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> much cooler i hope
39:00 <johninj4> i have 2 old ones
39:00 <johninj4> yeh she seemed to like that
39:00 <Fez> and break it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off - mine is a mac - a lil more expensive to replace if he breaks it
39:00 <johninj4> can't bring myself to throw away a still functioning pc just because i want an upgrade
39:00 <Fez> fuck that
39:00 <Fez> keep it away from me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hoarder!
40:00 <johninj4> lol yep
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i will fez!
40:00 <johninj4> i even have a crt tv
40:00 <johninj4> thats scary
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
40:00 <Fez> set to pbox too?
40:00 <johninj4> maybe it will come in handy as a weight oneday
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> paper weight
40:00 <johninj4> yeh lol
40:00 <johninj4> huge ass toshiba
40:00 <Fez> itll be worth money one day
40:00 <johninj4> haha
40:00 <Fez> like a nes
41:00 <johninj4> don't encourage me
41:00 <Nikky`> Just throw shit out - gosh
41:00 <johninj4> man i doubt cd's will make a comeback either
41:00 <johninj4> "we used to use these back in the day son"
41:00 <johninj4> "you suck dad"
42:00 <Fez> c.. what?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <johninj4> yeh i think i will just abandon them at the parents place
42:00 <johninj4> that way i can have the best of both worlds
42:00 <Nikky`> good idea, let them keep your old shit
42:00 <johninj4> lol yeh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang them up in the trees to keep annoying birds away
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look pretty too
42:00 <johninj4> hahah true
42:00 <johninj4> cd tree
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.leapfrogoz.com.au/LeapFrogOz/Mobile_MothMandalas_files/mobiles-4.gif
43:00 <Fez> can trees are also cool
44:00 <johninj4> oh wow
44:00 <johninj4> thats tallent
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> toes
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes*
44:00 <johninj4> unless the cd's came like that
44:00 <johninj4> which i doubt
44:00 <johninj4> i actually engraved my name on one of my first cd's
44:00 <Fez> maybe they were printed on
44:00 <johninj4> that was one of my shitter ideas
44:00 <johninj4> totes ruined it
45:00 <johninj4> i doubt they would be on that many cds
45:00 <johninj4> hmm
45:00 <johninj4> maybe you could print them on with a drive though
45:00 <johninj4> i never quite figured out how to do that
46:00 <Fez> printer with cd tray thingy
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> @engraving your name on a cd
51:00 <BlackDevil> i pissed my pants in my sleep
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls my eyes*
52:00 <Christopher> Lights cribs DVDs drive s print on CDs
52:00 <Christopher> Scribe
52:00 <Nikky`> ok - nap time
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best thing that I could do is probably sleep now….
52:00 <BlackDevil> i just woke up
53:00 <Digerati> i just fell asleep
54:00 <Digerati> sensors are attached to my brain, neural wave patterns are communicating to you atm
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey digerati, when you get a sec can you explain that to taco? He is totes into all that kinda stuff
55:00 <Digerati> transcendence
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's not transcendence 
57:00 <Digerati> that's electric dreams
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> but just make sure you take some time out to explain your perspective to him
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'd really appreciate it 
57:00 <Digerati> your brain emits electrical chemical impulses
57:00 <Digerati> otherwise known as ECI
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah,… save it for him
58:00 <Digerati> those are neuron cells
58:00 <Digerati> of which we attach sensors to your cerebral cortex
58:00 <Digerati> and assimilate you
59:00 <Digerati> in neuroscience
59:00 <Digerati> resistance is futile
59:00 <Digerati> true story however
59:00 <Digerati> very scary
01:00 <Digerati> the future is here
01:00 <Digerati> in front of your blind eyes
02:00 <Digerati> technology we have to make the blind see through a computer and cam and microchip technology
02:00 <Digerati> this is not normal human vision
03:00 <Student> how to cure the dumb brain?
03:00 <Digerati> it will put you into a 3D World of which detects your surroundings
03:00 <Digerati> and adjusts to the enviroment
03:00 <Digerati> the 3d world is animated like a cartoon
03:00 <Digerati> like gta v
04:00 <Digerati> but it visualises your surrounding area in that manner
04:00 <Digerati> so the sensing is live
04:00 <Digerati> for example the kia car can park on it's own
05:00 <Digerati> that is AI technology
05:00 <Digerati> the programming infrastructure however is at beta stages
05:00 <Student> i do not need ARTIFICIAL things ;P
14:00 <BlackDevil> We noticed your device was turned off. 
14:00 <BlackDevil> someone stole my phone
15:00 <Student> good to know
15:00 <Student> happy hunting the theif
16:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo 
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nigga stole My Bike! (Jun 27, 2007) 0:53 - Category: Comedy - 4,358,984 views - 29,837 likes (96.1%), 1,214 dislikes (3.9%)
17:00 <Student> blind daddy, someone stole his phone not bike
17:00 <BlackDevil> people poop
17:00 <Student> poor brain skills
17:00 <Student> difference is , you poop in pamper
37:00 <Sponge> any fresh pussy?
39:00 <johninj4> we only have tinned or dried
39:00 <Student> no, not many new births
40:00 <Student> yes, johninj4 have seen them all , he knows better
42:00 <johninj4> ;)
43:00 <johninj4> yeah you can't have the one i want
43:00 <Student> ;)
43:00 <johninj4> not for sale
43:00 <Student> poor us ;(
43:00 <johninj4> it's ok man, there are still some left
44:00 <Student> ha ha 
44:00 <Fez> so chicken parma, yum,.. but how about a fish parma
44:00 <Fez> what you guys reckon?
44:00 <johninj4> chicken sounds good
44:00 <johninj4> don't like fish 
45:00 <Fez> well youre the wrong person to ask
45:00 <Fez> no fkn help ay all!
45:00 <Fez> at
45:00 <Student> fish parma is better
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm having noodles for dinner I think
53:00 <Kelevra> Caboodles of noodles
55:00 <johninj4> noice
55:00 <johninj4> i dunno if i'm on my own or not
55:00 <Student> children like noodles
55:00 <johninj4> will wait it out and see
55:00 <Kelevra> Lazyyy
56:00 <Kelevra> Children don't like noodles to my knowledge
56:00 <Kelevra> You're a dunce
56:00 <johninj4> maybe when they are like 5-6
56:00 <johninj4> and immy
56:00 <johninj4> because they have nothing else to eat
56:00 <Kelevra> Imogen hated noodles lol
57:00 <Kelevra> She'd eat raw maggi noodles
57:00 <Kelevra> So gross
57:00 <johninj4> lol i do that if i am despo
57:00 <Kelevra> Ewk
57:00 <johninj4> they cook in your stomach anyways
57:00 <johninj4> do i look like i have 2 minutes to make this shit? i'm hungry
57:00 <Kelevra> Lol you're a bushman
58:00 <Kelevra> Haha
58:00 <johninj4> i tried cooking pasta in seawater
58:00 <johninj4> doesn't work :/
58:00 <Kelevra> When I get home I'm going to make my chicken noodles but try less chili
58:00 <johninj4> way too salty eh
58:00 <johninj4> ahh nice
59:00 <Kelevra> I thought that'd be okay considering I always put salt when I cook pasta noodles
59:00 <johninj4> same
59:00 <johninj4> but need to do about half and half
59:00 <johninj4> salt water/sea water
59:00 <johninj4> oops
59:00 <Kelevra> Lol
59:00 <johninj4> fresh water/sea water
59:00 <johninj4> i'm a bit tipsy and hot
59:00 <johninj4> =full retard
59:00 <Kelevra> Should've got mineral water
59:00 <Student> no surprises there 
00:00 <johninj4> yeah it's such a pain to carry around
00:00 <johninj4> just end up refilling everywhere
00:00 <Kelevra> Jazz told me before you can't travel in a car where she lives without coolant and 26 ltrs of water, food, drinks and flares in the car
00:00 <johninj4> geeze
00:00 <Student> what kind of a shit place that would be 
01:00 <johninj4> no mobile reception?
01:00 <Kelevra> She lives just outside uluru
01:00 <johninj4> ohh
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah 
01:00 <johninj4> well that explains it
01:00 <Kelevra> And you have to put your mobile phone in your boot
01:00 <johninj4> don't really need to do that shit here, you will survive
01:00 <Digerati> uluru has towers
01:00 <Kelevra> Can't travel with it in the car
01:00 <Digerati> mobile towers
01:00 <Kelevra> Digerati: shhh
01:00 <Digerati> i been there
01:00 <Digerati> i used mobile
01:00 <Kelevra> Whatever, she lives there..
02:00 <Digerati> and i used a mobile there
02:00 <Digerati> so what ?
02:00 <Kelevra> Auto loss of license if you're on the phone or have been drinking
02:00 <Digerati> telstra has massive coverage
02:00 <Kelevra> Look buddy who the fuck is talking to you.
02:00 <johninj4> i thought nt had unlimited speed limits
02:00 <johninj4> that would be fu
02:00 <Kelevra> Go claim to have knowledge about shit to someone who cares.
03:00 <Digerati> john, in the middle of the fucking desert, nobody cares
03:00 <Digerati> as long as it is offroad
03:00 <Kelevra> Yeah they do have unlimited 
04:00 <Doodle> only on certain roads
04:00 <Student> Round 1, Fighttttttttttttttttt
04:00 <Doodle> and unlimited speed limit means nothing if the roads are all corrugated
04:00 <Kelevra> Yah
04:00 <Kelevra> Hai peensticle
04:00 <Doodle> you can only do like 70
04:00 <Doodle> hai Kelvinator
04:00 <Kelevra> How's it going?
04:00 <johninj4> lol it depends who you ask
04:00 <Doodle> not bad thx
05:00 <johninj4> some folks say its better to go fast over corriagtion
05:00 <johninj4> so you kinda skip along the top
05:00 <Student> kelvinator is USA bran 
05:00 <Doodle> and ruin your car
05:00 <Doodle> nah
05:00 <johninj4> we are talking 4wd's though
05:00 <Doodle> you skip, your suspension doesnt
05:00 <johninj4> not 350z's
05:00 <Doodle> same
05:00 <johninj4> yeh whatever you do its not good for the car
05:00 <johninj4> corrigations suck ass
05:00 <Doodle> actually i nearly bounced off the road on the way home earlier
05:00 <Kelevra> Omg a too would trash a 350
05:00 <Doodle> only doing 140
05:00 <Kelevra> Lol
06:00 <Kelevra> Hello dinner y kill my car
06:00 <Doodle> nah
06:00 <Doodle> my car is tuff m8
06:00 <Kelevra> Suck it and see
06:00 <Kelevra> =P
06:00 <Doodle> actually the whole front end is aluminium & plastic so i'd be fucked
06:00 <Kelevra> Haha
06:00 <johninj4> yeh i doubt it would stand up to many roos
06:00 <johninj4> still a very nice car though
07:00 <Doodle> thankfully i dont come across many of them
07:00 <Kelevra> Yeah 
09:00 <Doodle> also
09:00 <Doodle> http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/nissan-350z-named-deadliest-car-insurance-institute-highway-safety-suvs-high-safety-mark-article-1.132403
09:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dover Police DashCam Confessional (Shake it Off) (Jan 16, 2015) 4:12 - Category: People & Blogs - 24,722,605 views - 139,674 likes (98.3%), 2,425 dislikes (1.7%)
09:00 <Digerati> doodle, that's me on cam
09:00 <Doodle> seen it
09:00 <Doodle> you're a cop?
09:00 <Digerati> :)
10:00 <Digerati> check the vid
10:00 <Digerati> it's funny
10:00 <Doodle> i've seen it
11:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP2tJqBpIdI
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OH MY DAYUM (Oct 23, 2012) 2:14 - Category: Comedy - 93,288 views - 686 likes (97%), 21 dislikes (3%)
11:00 <Student> Digerati, Doodle, Digerati , Doodle, Digerati, Doodle, Digerati, Doodle, man my brain is hurting 
11:00 <Student> who is saying what
11:00 <Doodle> well
11:00 <Doodle> his name is Digerati
11:00 <Doodle> and mine is Doodle
11:00 <Student> facial recoginition is lot better than reading from text
11:00 <Doodle> and out names appear next to whatever we are typing
11:00 <Student> yah too close
11:00 <Digerati> doodling digeratis
11:00 <Doodle> hard concept to grasp i know
11:00 <Student> Two DDs 
11:00 <Digerati> damn dawg !
12:00 <Student> nick change is in the order
12:00 <Student> for better ircing
14:00 <Doodle> how about a nice long cool glass of go fuck yourself cunt
14:00 <Doodle> i'm not changing my nick cos you're too retarded to read
15:00 <johninj4> lol
15:00 <Student> whatever 
15:00 <johninj4> tolddd
15:00 <Student> ha ha 
15:00 <Student> that is got to hurt
15:00 <Student> you hard tempered baffon 
16:00 <Kelevra> Rob I can't remember your old nick lol
16:00 <Doodle> Sesh_
16:00 <Kelevra> You had it forever though
16:00 <Kelevra> Ahhh yeah
17:00 <Kelevra> Did you play with your peenith a lot and so the change was in order?
17:00 <Doodle> no
17:00 <Doodle> i like to draw
18:00 <Doodle> and play with my penis
18:00 <Kelevra> Oh you doodler
18:00 <Student> dick head 
18:00 <Doodle> .
23:00 <johninj4> thats not very nice Student
23:00 <johninj4> you should apologise
23:00 <Doodle> :(
23:00 <Student> lol 
23:00 <Student> i am not sure about that
23:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10934013_816228655116476_2349036302120167862_n.jpg?oh=f38a3ed010193e2e4ca337f19abb144c&oe=5568F3D6&__gda__=1428756234_10e74e7aeb8ce13809c46f2a5a7375b4
23:00 <johninj4> we come here to chat man, not to have our feelings hurt
23:00 <Student> people like Doodle should be treated like that in a while
24:00 <BlackDevil> i poop once a week
24:00 <Student> smart fellow knows how to talk to girls but do not know how to treat females
24:00 <johninj4> hey now
24:00 <johninj4> heeyyy nowwww
24:00 <Student> look johninj4 , if you people get wasted after a long truck drive, that is not my problemo ;p
24:00 <johninj4> don't dream it's overrrrrrr
25:00 <Student> stop hurting my brain now johninj4
25:00 <Student> move on 
25:00 <Doodle> [17:24] <Student> smart fellow knows how to talk to girls but do not know how to treat females
25:00 <Doodle> wtf
25:00 <Doodle> you dont know me cunt
25:00 <Doodle> stfu
25:00 <Student> ha ha wtf
25:00 <johninj4> you should have treated his sister better man
25:00 <johninj4> i think that is what he is hinting at
25:00 <Student> fucker, i have passed enough time in here to know what kinda guy are you 
25:00 <johninj4> but yeah she's a hormonal bitch
25:00 <johninj4> so i don't blame you
26:00 <Student> my sister join this server? oh did't know that 
26:00 <BlackDevil> you get guys pregnant johninj4?
26:00 <johninj4> i'm having twins BlackDevil
26:00 <BlackDevil> who is the daddy?
26:00 <Student> twin cities
26:00 <johninj4> Christopher
26:00 <Student> ha ha 
27:00 <Student> that is something 
27:00 <johninj4> you didn't know i was female Student?
27:00 <BlackDevil> the hardest time to sleep is with a boner
27:00 <Student> ha ha , yes sure 
27:00 <johninj4> lol jokes on you man
28:00 <Student> you WAS a female
28:00 <Student> and right now what is your gender?
28:00 <Student> male or female?
28:00 <Christopher> wtf johninj4
28:00 <Student> or un-identifiable?
28:00 <johninj4> i have always been a woman
28:00 <johninj4> even when i was a girl
29:00 <Student> i c
29:00 <Student> so john is the name of your fucker?
29:00 <Student> or john is your father?
29:00 <johninj4> both
29:00 <Student> or something else?
29:00 <Christopher> How u having twins
29:00 <johninj4> keep it in the family man
30:00 <johninj4> like back in pakistan
30:00 <Student> so you are having like 4 fathers?
30:00 <Christopher> We didn't duck
30:00 <johninj4> you should have worn protection Christopher
30:00 <Student> 4 johns ;P
30:00 <johninj4> i'm going to take your house
30:00 <Student> this land is abandoned for you johninj4 :P
30:00 <Student> sorry , wrong number
30:00 <Christopher> I didn't fuck u
30:00 <johninj4> don't you remember?
30:00 <Christopher> Lol
30:00 <Christopher> Nip
30:00 <johninj4> it wasn't that great
30:00 <Christopher> Nup
30:00 <johninj4> but eh it happened
30:00 <Student> if you ever want to come here, make sure you are all covered up in burqa 
31:00 <Student> !!!
32:00 <Christopher> If u are pregnant we have to fuck to celebrate
32:00 <Skirmish> Chris is pulling all the movies. No wonder he gets all the ladies. 
33:00 <Skirmish> moves*
33:00 <Kelevra> He'd say weird things during sex I reckon
33:00 <Doodle> i know i do
33:00 <frayedknot> doesn't everyone?
33:00 <Christopher> johninj4: did u give me viagrA and sleeping pills
33:00 <Skirmish> I think he would not make it to penetration. 
33:00 <Doodle> 'i forgot to tell you i had a really good poo this afternoon'
34:00 <Kelevra> Lol
34:00 <Doodle> 'also your hair smells great'
34:00 <Kelevra> 'I bite my toenails thinking of you'
34:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <Doodle> 'your hair looks good too, its much better there'
34:00 <Kelevra> 'It smells when I pee'
34:00 <Doodle> 'like kerosene'
35:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <johninj4> ok chris
35:00 <Skirmish> 'Can you feel that? I think I have a weird lump on my penis'
35:00 <Doodle> loool
35:00 <Doodle> 'oh no thats just you'
35:00 <johninj4> hahaha
36:00 <Kelevra> 'Your vagina tastes like last weeks dinner'
37:00 <johninj4> 'you are better at this than my mum'
37:00 <Kelevra> Lol
37:00 <Christopher> Shhh
37:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <Skirmish> "Sorry about that ... usually I don't cum before I get my pants off'
38:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
40:00 <Student> ???
40:00 <johninj4> nevermind Student
40:00 <Student> are you all dead of laughing 
40:00 <johninj4> you'll understand one day
40:00 <Student> why should i mind you tards
41:00 <Kelevra> Student is cool, he bags us
41:00 <Student> a bunch of kids whinging over thier fortunes
41:00 <Student> always
41:00 <Kelevra> Fortunes
41:00 <Doodle> .
41:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNuQulK6N0 
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creedence Clearwater Revival: Someday Never Comes (Oct 26, 2007) 4:01 - Category: Music - 4,905,431 views - 10,131 likes (99%), 106 dislikes (1%)
41:00 <Doodle> teehehe
41:00 <Student> BlackDevil script is slow these days
41:00 <Kelevra> So are you
41:00 <Student> takes years to respond to youtube 
41:00 <Doodle> osnap
42:00 <Student> whatever 8086
42:00 <Kelevra> Yes.. Years..
42:00 <Kelevra> Fkn Jazz left for a boat party at docklands.
42:00 <BlackDevil> im download line trap
42:00 <johninj4> lol sucks when people have a life
43:00 <grem> it's called latency
43:00 <johninj4> assholes
43:00 <Kelevra> WHY HAVD KIDS AND BE OLD FOR
43:00 <Kelevra> =/
43:00 <johninj4> i accidently edited all the artists as the album name
43:00 <johninj4> so i suck too
43:00 <johninj4> not sure how to fix this
43:00 <BlackDevil> Ctrl Z
43:00 <StrykerX> <:
43:00 <StrykerX> :>
43:00 <Kelevra> Just end it all
43:00 <Doodle> alt+f4
43:00 <Kelevra> Slit the wrists
43:00 <johninj4> format c
43:00 <doctor> nice 1 m8
43:00 <Kelevra> Hai StrykerX 
44:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKPp5jXzJHI
44:00 <BlackDevil> delete system32
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ride The Night Away by Jimmy Barnes (Nov 29, 2011) - Category: Music - 10,255 views - 39 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
44:00 <StrykerX> DELTREE C:\Windows
44:00 <grem> fdisk /mbr
44:00 <StrykerX> Howdy Kelevra
44:00 <StrykerX> What's crackin
45:00 <grem> ctrl+alt+del+life
45:00 <johninj4> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Angel just put herself in the cupboard for timeout, too cute, how's your day going?
45:00 <StrykerX> Nawww
45:00 <johninj4> hahah
45:00 <StrykerX> Not bad, picked up a car today
45:00 <Kelevra> Oh she learnt 'ta' today!
45:00 <StrykerX> Been tinkering with it
45:00 <johninj4> 'various artists'
45:00 <Kelevra> Oh nice, normal car or work car?
46:00 <StrykerX> Normal car
46:00 <Skirmish> Must have been a very light car. 
46:00 <StrykerX> It was :')
46:00 <Kelevra> Yay 
46:00 <StrykerX> Was up in Ballarat
46:00 <Skirmish> What did you get? 
46:00 <StrykerX> AU Falcon
46:00 <StrykerX> $1k with reg/rwc
46:00 <StrykerX> Value
47:00 <Kelevra> Noice
47:00 <Kelevra> Visiting StrykerX will be visiting
47:00 <Kelevra> =D
47:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah
47:00 <StrykerX> Sure!
47:00 <Kelevra> Yay
48:00 <StrykerX> It's surprisingly good on fuel too
48:00 <Kelevra> Hrmmm I'm wondering if I should go shops
48:00 <Kelevra> Gas or petrol?
48:00 <johninj4> should be cool enough to venture out now
48:00 <doctor> winnie blues thanks
48:00 <StrykerX> Drove from Ballarat to home, needly barely moved
48:00 <StrykerX> Needle*
48:00 <StrykerX> Petrol
49:00 <Kelevra> Nice
49:00 <doctor> maybe a redbull and mars bar aswell 
49:00 <StrykerX> 80km
49:00 <johninj4> wow a feast
49:00 <doctor> shout you next time
49:00 <StrykerX> 100km sorry
49:00 <Kelevra> I think considering my younger siblings are almost fully licensed this year I'll go for my learners
49:00 <StrykerX> Wendouree, pure comission housing
50:00 <StrykerX> I suspect B1 lives there somewhere
50:00 <BlackDevil> so i heard my came back last night
50:00 <johninj4> yes....maybe
51:00 <johninj4> what the fuck are you talking about 
51:00 <StrykerX> Driving home, stopped at the lights, you hear shouting.. "Ya fucking dumb cunt, say that again, I dare you!"
51:00 <StrykerX> "Fuck off cunt"
51:00 <johninj4> lol
53:00 <StrykerX> All over someone stopping 3mm too close to someone else
53:00 <Kelevra> Lol
54:00 <partay> afternoon spastics
54:00 <Kelevra> Aftergoon
54:00 <johninj4> lol
54:00 <StrykerX> Mmm goon
56:00 <Kelevra> Lol tried Angel on a sippy cup and she's scared of it
56:00 <StrykerX> Nawww
56:00 <StrykerX> Back on the bottle
57:00 <johninj4> lol she'll work it out
57:00 <Kelevra> I want her to try some fresh squeezed juice
57:00 <StrykerX> Careful with juice
57:00 <StrykerX> Can be too potent
57:00 <Kelevra> Wow she's fully cracking it
57:00 <StrykerX> Olly vomited last time I gave him full strength juice
57:00 <johninj4> you could put it in a bottle 
58:00 <johninj4> yeah i guess it could be acidic for them eh
58:00 <Kelevra> Yeah but Paul just got her sippy cups lol
58:00 <Kelevra> What a bitch
58:00 <johninj4> ahh
58:00 <johninj4> hmm
58:00 <johninj4> going to have to trick her with milk maybe
58:00 <StrykerX> Just leave her with it
58:00 <johninj4> she should go milk out of them
58:00 <Student> may be weed
58:00 <StrykerX> She'll catch on
59:00 <johninj4> or the floor will lol
59:00 <Kelevra> No wonder she's cracking it, its not pouring out well
59:00 <StrykerX> Or that lol
59:00 <StrykerX> Is it the type with a straw or without?
00:00 <Kelevra> Without
00:00 <Kelevra> I just tried it and you can't get shit out of it
00:00 <johninj4> they sometimes have those plastic things in the bit where it comes out
00:00 <StrykerX> Check to make sure you don't need to 'open it'
00:00 <johninj4> pain in the ass
01:00 <StrykerX> Olly had a sipper with a piece of plastic in the lid that needed to be open to let him drink
01:00 <StrykerX> Needless to say, I've since binned that
02:00 <Kelevra> I chucked it in her bottle and she likes it, I read the label of the sippy cup and it doesn't say it needs to be pierced although it saying dishwasher safe just reminded me my dish washer is a fuckbag
03:00 <StrykerX> lol
03:00 <partay> kel fucking evra
03:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8hbSM1zVo 
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Killers - Read My Mind (Dec 13, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 36,059,711 views - 127,868 likes (98.6%), 1,857 dislikes (1.4%)
03:00 <Kelevra> Part fucking ay
03:00 <Kelevra> <3
03:00 <partay> sup
04:00 <partay> you still bangin johninj4
04:00 <Kelevra> Nothing much, trying to teach the little lass to drink from a sippy cup, how are you, you sex fiend?
04:00 <Kelevra> Naww but I finger banged myself in my dream last night
04:00 <partay> im great
04:00 <partay> no complaints
05:00 <Kelevra> Didn't have the courage to follow through when awake >.<
05:00 <partay> wow same dream
05:00 <StrykerX> Then she realised it wasn't really a dream. :P
05:00 <Kelevra> Hot up there?
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <partay> i dreamt i was finger bangin you too
05:00 <partay> im in air con 
05:00 <Kelevra> In my dream I really thought 'shit I'm good, this is real' then I woke up
05:00 <partay> so not really
05:00 <Kelevra> Farking fail
05:00 <StrykerX> AC is killing it here atm too
05:00 <StrykerX> :)
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't have the air con on this evening, first time this week
06:00 <Fez> fkn partay
06:00 <Fez> nearly lost it last night
06:00 <partay> the fuckin fez
07:00 <Lumeah2> Fuck party. 
07:00 <Fez> breast owners unite
07:00 <Kelevra> Howso
07:00 <Fez> the cricket match.
07:00 <Fez> you wouldnt know anything about it
08:00 <Kelevra> I dislike cricket
08:00 <Lumeah2> Hows ya cock pa
08:00 <Kelevra> Can't understand the game and how the scoring works
08:00 <Fez> cricket is like breasts
08:00 <Fez> you just watch and enjoy
08:00 <Lumeah2> Party.. Why won't my phone type properly 
09:00 <partay> its you not the phone 
09:00 <Fez> user error Lumeah
09:00 <Skirmish> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather cook and you can watch
09:00 <Student> cricket is too much for Kelevra, footie is a lot simple, goalllllllllllllllllllll
09:00 <Fez> but then youll be facing away from me
09:00 <Kelevra> ..
09:00 <Kelevra> Student: just die
09:00 <Student> just not die
09:00 <Kelevra> I wont
10:00 <Student> i am not sure about that 
10:00 <StrykerX> Brb smoko
10:00 <Fez> cleavage in the kitchen is great
10:00 <Lumeah2> Same as your spacebar fez? 
10:00 <Fez> space key*
10:00 <Fez> yes
11:00 <Fez> space button?
12:00 <Fez> space breasts, thatll do
12:00 <Kelevra> This sippy cup has me so rattled
12:00 <Student> horney Fez
12:00 <Kelevra> Why would they tease a kid like this
12:00 <Fez> dunno how to use it?
12:00 <Kelevra> 'There's juice in me, you'll never get it'
13:00 <Fez> its like a straw...
13:00 <Student> what happened to chicken and fish praw?
13:00 <Fez> hence SIPpy
13:00 <Fez> i want to be simple
13:00 <Kelevra> Nah its like the sippy part is connected
14:00 <Kelevra> If it were a person I'd beat it
14:00 <Fez> some one bash my skull
14:00 <Lumeah2> What kind is it Kelevra 
14:00 <Kelevra> You need to fap
14:00 <Lumeah2> He does. ;) 
14:00 <Kelevra> Immy 'first years take it and toss'
14:00 <Kelevra> Umm*
14:00 <Lumeah2> Can i bash it with a boobie? 
15:00 <Kelevra> Fkn kill it, we'll drag it out the back and shovel it
15:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
15:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: do you have kids? I forget
15:00 <Lumeah2> :p
15:00 <Fez> put something awesome in the cup that she will want to drink
15:00 <Fez> gotta play it smart
15:00 <Lumeah2> Lemonade 
16:00 <Fez> beer
16:00 <Lumeah2> Whisky 
16:00 <Kelevra> She drank the orange juice once I changed it into her normal bottle cause she could actually get some out of it
16:00 <Lumeah2> Fuck the sippy cup then 
16:00 <Kelevra> There's this place here that makes their orange juice from only oranges, no sugar or anything
17:00 <Kelevra> Seemed like the way to go
17:00 <Fez> kept her entertained for a while though didnt it
17:00 <Lumeah2> Ah nice
17:00 <Fez> im sure you liked watching too
17:00 <Lumeah2> Did it have bits in it? 
17:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: 1, turns 14 on the 3rd of Feb. 
17:00 <Kelevra> Yeah death to the sippy cup
17:00 <Kelevra> Oh wow a young adult
17:00 <Lumeah2> Maybe they get stuck in the sippy
17:00 <Kelevra> Maybe, it does have pulp
18:00 <Kelevra> Least she got to experience the orange juice
18:00 <Kelevra> Fkn stains the bottles though
19:00 <Fez> hows motherhood treating you mel?
19:00 <Lumeah2> My nephews one loves lemonade, bubble drink. 
19:00 <Kelevra> All in all today was a good day, her learning 'ta' is good
19:00 <Lumeah2> Haha cool 
19:00 <Kelevra> Fez its really different but I've gotten used to it
19:00 <Fez> good stuff
19:00 <Fez> 2 x thumbs up
20:00 <Kelevra> I didn't think I'd ever get the hang of it but the burping stage was sucksville
20:00 <Kelevra> Ty x
20:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Nothing Else Matters [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 6:26 - Category: Music - views - 61,394 likes (96.6%), 2,166 dislikes (3.4%)
21:00 <Lumeah2> Got this far must be doing good 
23:00 <Fez> has angel got a bf yet? :P
23:00 <Kelevra> Yeah once they have their first bday its like you can say 'yep kept her alive'
23:00 <Kelevra> Well there's been a few discussions of arranged marriage
24:00 <Fez> even better
24:00 <Kelevra> Sooner she's out the sooner I can get myself lne
24:00 <Kelevra> One
24:00 <Kelevra> Haha
24:00 <StrykerX> <:
24:00 <StrykerX> :>
24:00 <Fez> have another one
24:00 <Kelevra> Nah I stopped shaking hands with males
24:00 <Kelevra> Causes babies
24:00 <StrykerX> Angel is to marry Olly
24:00 <StrykerX> It's pre-arranged
25:00 <Kelevra> You still happy with a goat and cow as dowry
25:00 <Kelevra> ?
25:00 <StrykerX> Neither of them have a choice
25:00 <Kelevra> Haha
25:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
25:00 <Kelevra> I ate goat recently
25:00 <StrykerX> It'll be a joint 18th.
25:00 <Kelevra> Very delectable
26:00 <StrykerX> "Happy 18th. You may kiss the bride"
26:00 <Kelevra> But I think its not supposed to be so boney
26:00 <Kelevra> Was like mutton
26:00 <StrykerX> Cheap?
26:00 <Kelevra> Less stinky though
26:00 <StrykerX> Treated mutton
26:00 <Kelevra> Nothing is cheap where my step parents go but its very nice meat
27:00 <Kelevra> Its a shop called Leos I think
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm yet to see my stepdads shop cause Pieter lives near there
28:00 <Kelevra> So you get why I'm not keen
28:00 <Fez> sif hed leave his mums house
28:00 <Fez> he'd
28:00 <Student> liar
29:00 <StrykerX> Jews?
29:00 <Kelevra> He lives in housing comm
29:00 <StrykerX> It'd be recycled newspaper with food dye
30:00 <StrykerX> Yeah I wouldn't go near pieters either
30:00 <Student> pieter is over rated
30:00 <couleurs> Pieter Smellz
31:00 <Student> you must have advanced irc clients
33:00 <Skirmish> Why could you possibly not want to bump into Pieter? 
33:00 <johninj4> i had khaled make a personal edition of mirc for me
33:00 <Kelevra> Lol
33:00 <Student> ha ha 
34:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83RpLXu8aNM
34:00 <Student> right from his personel shit ;P
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: billy idol - Mother Dawn - Cyberpunk (Dec 11, 2008) 5:04 - Category: Music - 28,551 views - 95 likes (94.1%), dislikes (5.9%)
34:00 <Skirmish> You would say hi to him and nek minnit he's on here saying "I met Kelevra and she has the hotssssssssssssssssss for me"
35:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <Kelevra> Nah I'd avoid him at all costs
35:00 <Fez> if he was gunna lie he would surely say they boned
35:00 <couleurs> Pieter gets all the womens!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Kelevra> If he said 'Mel' I'd be 
36:00 <Kelevra> Saying I were someone else
36:00 <Kelevra> IM MARGERY MATE
36:00 <Skirmish> Just say you're the real Skirmish. 
37:00 <Fez> say your peiter
37:00 <Fez> thatll fuck him up
37:00 <Skirmish> lol he frowns, turns his head sideways and blood starts leaking from an ear right before his head explodes.
37:00 <Kelevra> he'd call me a poofter
37:00 <Kelevra> Haha
37:00 <StrykerX> He'll argue till he's blue your Mel..
38:00 <Kelevra> 'Omfg ,you have teets'
38:00 <StrykerX> Wait.. Do it
38:00 <Fez> you are a poofter mel
38:00 <StrykerX> Do the world a favour
38:00 <Kelevra> I know, the uggs and my pool game prove that
38:00 <Kelevra> Lol
38:00 <Kelevra> Werd
38:00 <Fez> damn straight
38:00 <StrykerX> You'd make eye contact in the street
38:00 <StrykerX> "zomg, I'm seeing Mel now!"
39:00 <Fez> "im angels new dad" he will say
39:00 <StrykerX> "Angel's my daughter"
39:00 <StrykerX> :/
39:00 <StrykerX> Sad but accurate
39:00 <Kelevra> He's so weird
40:00 <Kelevra> His rants of 'I'm having sex with -----" were unreal
40:00 <milk> hey, wouldn't it be cool if like, this guy did the bestest stunt eva!
40:00 <Kelevra> 'You love me, I'm so sexy'
40:00 <Fez> men?
40:00 <Kelevra> Haha
40:00 <Fez> id beleive that
40:00 <Kelevra> I think his true love is drugs tbh
41:00 <Kelevra> I saw him masturbate and that wasn't anything that was worth filming
41:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra
41:00 <BlackDevil> hi
41:00 <BlackDevil> asl?
41:00 <Kelevra> Hi charcoal devs
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm old now.. Why make me point it out
41:00 <Fez> you watched that?
41:00 <Kelevra> =(
41:00 <Fez> how are your eyes?
41:00 <Kelevra> I was in the house it was uploaded at
42:00 <Fez> couldnt look away?
42:00 <Kelevra> I skipped through most of it
43:00 <Kelevra> I did see the penis ghough
43:00 <Kelevra> Though
43:00 <Fez> its ok if you secretly liked it
43:00 <Kelevra> Nah I don't visually like peen
43:00 <Kelevra> I watch gay porn
43:00 <johninj4> it was pretty flacid
43:00 <StrykerX> Watched him masturbate?
43:00 <StrykerX> You mean 8 min fail vid?
44:00 <Fez> so do i
44:00 <Fez> its like we are twins mel
44:00 <BlackDevil> guy on guy porn Kelevra?
44:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One
45:00 <StrykerX> Do you live in Wendouree?
45:00 <StrykerX> Was there today, full of comission housing
45:00 <StrykerX> Thought of you
45:00 <Student> Bastardly_One ????
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's wendouree west
45:00 <Bastardly_One> slightly different
45:00 <StrykerX> Oic
45:00 <StrykerX> I felt dirty there.
46:00 <Fez> im still awaiting aan epic peom from you Bastardly_One
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the ghetto
46:00 <StrykerX> People shouting at each other calling them cunts
46:00 <StrykerX> Others walking by like nothing was hapening
46:00 <StrykerX> :/
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's usually quiet
46:00 <johninj4> saterday and australia day soon
46:00 <johninj4> they would be out in force
47:00 <StrykerX> The guy who was there told me it's usually cop central today
47:00 <StrykerX> I'm thinking maybe the cops gave up on it
47:00 <StrykerX> Let the problem sort itself
47:00 <Bastardly_One> where is the ghetto? near the fish n chip shop?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> where *in the ghetto that should read
47:00 <StrykerX> Off Gillies rd.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Gillie St
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and duh ... the entire ghetto is off that road
48:00 <StrykerX> Coming up from Melborne, turn left at Gillie st, and up Emerald rd on the right
48:00 <Bastardly_One> near a group of shops?
48:00 <StrykerX> Didn't pay attention
48:00 <StrykerX> Was too busy trying not to be shot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's harmless ... would hate to see you in an area with real trouble
49:00 <StrykerX> Bought a car from there. Did a stolen vehicle check first
50:00 <StrykerX> Had heavies around the corner just incase
50:00 <StrykerX> Felt like I was visiting Pieter
50:00 <StrykerX> Except these bogans were 100x the person he is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> would hate to see you in an area with real trouble
51:00 <StrykerX> Pfft please, I've been in more troublesome spots
51:00 <StrykerX> Try being white and walking thru Footscray at night
51:00 <StrykerX> :P
51:00 <Nikky`> So you finally got a car StrykerX?
51:00 <StrykerX> Yup
51:00 <StrykerX> YO MOMMAS CAR
51:00 <Nikky`> About time - don't have to read about it now :P
51:00 <Nikky`> haha
51:00 <Nikky`> My mums car? awesome 
51:00 <johninj4> lol did she tell you about the cracked head?
52:00 <johninj4> been trying to flog that off for ages
52:00 <johninj4> woops wrong window
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <Nikky`> Now, this toasted ham n cheese sammich is delightful
53:00 <StrykerX> loll
54:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/2qx46k6.jpg
54:00 <StrykerX> Rang the insurance company to get insurance, told em the rego.. They were like "So, it's a 2011 Lancer Hatch"
54:00 <beehhh> my sexy lunch
55:00 <beehhh> yogurt pawpaw and oatbran of finland
55:00 <StrykerX> First thought "Stolen plates"
55:00 <StrykerX> Turned out the incompetent fool on the other end typo'd
57:00 <Nikky`> What kind of car did you buy?
58:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh loves his wife/man
58:00 <StrykerX> Falcon
58:00 <StrykerX> Stayed true to the team
58:00 <Nikky`> Uh huh
58:00 <StrykerX> None of this Holden shit
58:00 <StrykerX> :P
58:00 <Nikky`> A car is a car
59:00 <Nikky`> And you were looking at Holdens
59:00 <Nikky`> So shut up :P
59:00 <StrykerX> Then I saw the error of my way
59:00 <StrykerX> I had trouble cause it was a Holden
59:00 <StrykerX> That I was looking at
59:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/isisgoddesdoll/
59:00 <Nikky`> I see - riiiiiiiight
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was it an old guy?
00:00 <couleurs> that was me
00:00 <couleurs> got u
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that you got it from?
00:00 <StrykerX> Nah some bogan woman
00:00 <beehhh> shemales are real BlackDevil
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't the old man's then
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <StrykerX> Pretty generic statement in Wendouree
02:00 <Christopher> http://youtu.be/2h47aZmgXNM
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: war drum and bass track (Oct 30, 2014) 2:28 - Category: Music - 41 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkyrtZKCDbg
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dead Salesmen Duo - Wendouree (live @ Ridgetown 2014) (Nov 6, 2014) 3:30 - Category: Comedy - 64 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about comedy ... it's not the cheeriest song ever
04:00 <Bastardly_One> know what it means in Aboriginal 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> go away ... so you went to the suburb of "piss off"
04:00 <johninj4> lol
04:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra
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