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00:00 <amsy> arent you curious?
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> eyyyyy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> morning kate
00:00 <amsy> hey kate
00:00 <Doodle> i'm the opposite
00:00 <johninj4> he did drink a lot of vodka out the bottle though
00:00 <Doodle> whatever that is
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day peeps
00:00 <johninj4> and his girlfriend was bald
00:00 <johninj4> thats pretty hardcore
00:00 <Zade> i am curious about heroin but i am never going to do it 
00:00 <Unstrayan> each time i scored 6.5 is the irony who used to fail in every english tests in junior skool
00:00 <DemonsRun> I'm so curious
00:00 <DemonsRun> Very much so
00:00 <amsy> hahaha Zade 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> curious about heroin 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
01:00 <Unstrayan> brb checking on kitty n her mom
01:00 <johninj4> it's pretty good i would think
01:00 <johninj4> shot up some morph once
01:00 <Unstrayan> bring smack to bali
01:00 <johninj4> only time i ever shot up
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i work with drug addicts, i can assure you there is NOTHING i'm curious about wanting to inject myself to zone out
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and be numb
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
02:00 <amsy> bf is hocking up half sick/after drinking phlegm and i want to die
02:00 <johninj4> i can see why people get hooked on it
02:00 <Unstrayan> people dont understand sluts are controlled by the local mobs
02:00 <DemonsRun> Oh ew
02:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: You should tell all your heroin addicts to use meth. Pieter said that it's good for you.
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <Unstrayan> my feonsay is 39
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> meth - that's the worst fucking drug ever
03:00 <Doodle> FEONSAY
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it totally fucks your body over
03:00 <johninj4> yerp
03:00 <Skirmish> Nah it's nearly like a vitamin! Just as Pieter. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> destroys your brain
03:00 <Doodle> i've done heaps of drugs and it never did me no elephant banana
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
04:00 <johninj4> peanuts are better
04:00 <couleurs> parley vu feonsay ?
04:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
04:00 <Doodle> wee wee
04:00 <amsy> lmao
04:00 <Doodle> mon syoor
04:00 <amsy> bona betit
04:00 <Doodle> loool
05:00 <couleurs> lmao best 1 
05:00 <amsy> i love dropping it on faux randomly
05:00 <Doodle> me too
05:00 <Doodle> oh nm
05:00 <amsy> :')
05:00 <amsy> hahaha
06:00 <Unstrayan> amsy you been to london
07:00 <johninj4> has london been to amsy
07:00 <Unstrayan> is it good to study near home or far like changing two buses and two trains
07:00 <amsy> yes ive been to london
07:00 <amsy> well i dont know
07:00 <Unstrayan> one is only a km away
07:00 <couleurs> i c londen i c frans i c beehhh's transvestite underpans
07:00 <amsy> but the tube is really easy to use
07:00 <Doodle> lol i thought that said lube
07:00 <amsy> lmao good 1 
07:00 <Unstrayan> you see too much no clemency for you
07:00 <Doodle> i got excited
08:00 <johninj4> beehhh would accidently get the train across the channel and not be able to get back
08:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
08:00 <couleurs> YouLube
08:00 <Unstrayan> i'd love to live in france
08:00 <Doodle> with all the other towel heads
08:00 <Unstrayan> you can get a train from london to norway
08:00 <johninj4> lol
09:00 <johninj4> thats a plane man
09:00 <Unstrayan> google london to olso
09:00 <couleurs> beehhh's always making plans that never happen
09:00 <amsy> yep
09:00 <johninj4> it doesn't go direct
09:00 <shane> lets move to canada
09:00 <amsy> quicker and probably cheaper to take a plane
09:00 <johninj4> through the fucking north sea
09:00 <shane> nice and cold
09:00 <johninj4> thats just insane
09:00 <shane> and weed legal
09:00 <Unstrayan> because we are circling the sun
09:00 <Doodle> .
10:00 <couleurs> google to london to orsome
10:00 <DemonsRun> Pizza, or chicken crimpy shapes?
10:00 <amsy> chicken crimpy
10:00 <Unstrayan> our planet is not flat like your head or the television
10:00 <shane> I FOUND SOME WINE
10:00 <johninj4> tough call that
10:00 <shane> cheapo bottle of wine
10:00 <DemonsRun> Good call.
10:00 <DemonsRun> Milk or water?
10:00 <amsy> milk
10:00 <Doodle> both
10:00 <shane> wine
10:00 <Doodle> mixed
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <amsy> ew doodle
11:00 <shane> hardcore
11:00 <johninj4> it's like light milk!
11:00 <shane> mix milk with metho
11:00 <DemonsRun> Nowai doodle
11:00 <couleurs> Pizza Milk
11:00 <shane> dominos
11:00 <DemonsRun> Shave or wax?
11:00 <Doodle> both
11:00 <shane> shave
11:00 <Doodle> mixed
11:00 <johninj4> neither
11:00 <Unstrayan> i cant wait to leave malaysia
11:00 <johninj4> go the euro
11:00 <shane> both yer
11:00 <DemonsRun> Coke or Pepsi?
11:00 <Doodle> pepsi
11:00 <amsy> need more info
11:00 <shane> coke
11:00 <shane> Lift
11:00 <johninj4> dr perper
12:00 <amsy> omg lift
12:00 <Doodle> dr pedper
12:00 <DemonsRun> Beer or spirits?
12:00 <Doodle> spirits
12:00 <shane> Orange Juice
12:00 <Unstrayan> i like those church people work in the church stays in the church and get rich in the church
12:00 <Doodle> great
12:00 <Unstrayan> fk travelling far but the course was tempting
12:00 <DemonsRun> Apple or orange?
12:00 <Doodle> why dont you do some work beehhh
12:00 <Unstrayan> both
13:00 <shane> ORANGE C
13:00 <shane> VITAMIN C
13:00 <Doodle> apple
13:00 <amsy> apples are easier to eat
13:00 <Doodle> agreed
13:00 <Unstrayan> in malaysia they pays 300USD per month to their employees 
13:00 <DemonsRun> Steak or chicken?
13:00 <Doodle> steakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
13:00 <amsy> steak
13:00 <Unstrayan> fuck that shit
13:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun
13:00 <DemonsRun> Token
13:00 <TokenDaRing> sup
13:00 <couleurs> vitamin c - graduation.mp3 
13:00 <Unstrayan> salmon steaks for me
14:00 <amsy> reindeer
14:00 <Unstrayan> Atlantic salmon
14:00 <johninj4> never tried venison
14:00 <DemonsRun> Hmmmm venison.
14:00 <DemonsRun> Yummm
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan
14:00 <TokenDaRing> does norell do porn?
14:00 <Doodle> yuck
14:00 <Unstrayan> i think she does
15:00 <Unstrayan> she will make you orgasm in like 3mins
15:00 <Doodle> :/
15:00 <DemonsRun> I can't think of any more this or thats
15:00 <DemonsRun> Oh wait
15:00 <johninj4> she does webcam shows
15:00 <DemonsRun> Tits or ass
15:00 <Doodle> both
15:00 <Doodle> mixed
15:00 <johninj4> not sure if that counts though
15:00 <DemonsRun> Pick one doodle 
15:00 <Unstrayan> pretty sure she does
15:00 <Doodle> ass
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan how much does she charge for 30 minutes?
15:00 <Unstrayan> she has 3000 guys on her facebook 
15:00 <johninj4> lol
15:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahahaha
15:00 <TokenDaRing> cuckold
15:00 <Unstrayan> get used to it
15:00 <shane> apples hurt my teeth
15:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
16:00 <shane> they are not easy to eat
16:00 <DemonsRun> Cuckold. Poor bastard.
16:00 <johninj4> she chose beehhh out of those 3000
16:00 <Unstrayan> while DemonsRun getting no cocks for ages
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan, she sleeps with other men
16:00 <johninj4> i think that speaks for itself
16:00 <TokenDaRing> because you can't get it up
16:00 <DemonsRun> Unstrayan: I get laid every night.
16:00 <DemonsRun> In the right hole.
16:00 <Doodle> damn
16:00 <Unstrayan> only to come australia she did
16:00 <Doodle> i was gonna say
16:00 <DemonsRun> That's 10 up on you.
17:00 <DemonsRun> Was gonna say what?
17:00 <Unstrayan> <DemonsRun> Unstrayan: I get laid every night.In the right hole. ya wanna see the size of me toy lad?
17:00 <Unstrayan> nah thanks DemonsRun
17:00 <Doodle> no
17:00 <nate> toy lad :)
17:00 <nate> haha
17:00 <Unstrayan> keep it btw ur legs
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan, norell lets guys fuck her for money
17:00 <TokenDaRing> just so you know
18:00 <johninj4> she does work in a cheap hotel
18:00 <Unstrayan> money is required for a good living
18:00 <DemonsRun> Unstrayan: everyone seen the logs in the Chan you idiot
18:00 <TokenDaRing> cheap "hotel"
18:00 <johninj4> probably time for a checkup
18:00 <DemonsRun> You can't alter something everyone seen
19:00 <johninj4> <DemonsRun> You can't alter something everyone scene
19:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
19:00 <Doodle> <DemonsRun> You can't alter something everyone mr sheen
19:00 <TokenDaRing> [23:18:06] <Unstrayan> I suck dick for a good living
19:00 <DemonsRun> See now that's not altered.
20:00 <Doodle> :\
20:00 <Unstrayan> worng i said norell & I
20:00 <Doodle> worng
20:00 <johninj4> lol
20:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
20:00 <Unstrayan> ms penny wrong
20:00 <TokenDaRing> do you watch Norell when other guys fuck her?
20:00 <shane> wong
21:00 <shane> i saw penny wong walkin down road in city in adelaide
21:00 <shane> on her way to hilton hotel looked like
21:00 <Doodle> for something lesbotic no doubt
21:00 <Unstrayan> yes i play with my kob and then she slowly crawls up and lick my pink
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <Doodle> stop
21:00 <shane> pink?
22:00 <shane> SUCK MY COCK
22:00 <Unstrayan> can i crawl up slowly
23:00 <shane> ok
23:00 <Unstrayan> promise i'll be good
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan you ever coming back to Australia?
25:00 <Unstrayan> Yeah I'd like to thank god for changing my life
25:00 <shane> death_dealer
25:00 <shane> you are banned from aus
25:00 <shane> rofl
25:00 <Kelevra> Ripping out the old nicks, fancy..
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan if you were killed in Australia, no one would care
26:00 <shane> lol
26:00 <shane> wouldn't even make the news
27:00 <Unstrayan> A new beginning where you take every step with precoution and decisevly with awareness to avoid further complexity in leading a good life-style
28:00 <shane> brand new passport
28:00 <Unstrayan> i think so
28:00 <Unstrayan> we are big in number in england
28:00 <shane> ireland
29:00 <Unstrayan> i'll move to canada sometimes in the future
29:00 <shane> im Irish
29:00 <shane> we move to vancouver
29:00 <Unstrayan> bullshit your a scum from perth
29:00 <shane> i am criminal from perth yes this is true
30:00 <Unstrayan> Alberta shane
30:00 <Unstrayan> your a repeat offender
30:00 <shane> ole
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan if you came back to Australia, you'd be mugged and shanked and left in the gutter
33:00 <Unstrayan> like that bloke jumped out of a cabbie...yeah that epic TokenDaRing?
33:00 <shane>  how i say
33:00 <shane> merci boku
33:00 <shane> Bonjour
33:00 <Unstrayan> TokenDaRing thanks for the warning now i must be careful of them asian gangs and keep distance
34:00 <amsy> lmao
34:00 <amsy> BOKU
34:00 <couleurs> merci boku -- french japanese man 
34:00 <amsy> hahahaha
35:00 <Unstrayan> maria ozowa
35:00 <SpanishGuy12> wb Kelevra
36:00 <Unstrayan> TokenDaRing why dont you come to miri and we can have coffee together
36:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry visiting third world countries isn't on my list of things to do
37:00 <TokenDaRing> would much rather visit places that I don't have to worry about drinking water
37:00 <TokenDaRing> or malaria
37:00 <Unstrayan> are you the gang leader of KKK
38:00 <shane> should get rid of the lag
39:00 <Digerati> hi all
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati your son panda was on the other day
39:00 <Digerati> lag on irc shane ?
39:00 <shane> IRC is a protocol rofl
39:00 <shane> yeh]
39:00 <shane> sup
39:00 <shane> oh wait
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan no I'm not
39:00 <shane> i must have been really drunk last night
40:00 <Digerati> shane, i came in peace :/
40:00 <shane> l.
40:00 <Digerati> peace...
40:00 <shane> talk
41:00 <shane> spill the beans
41:00 <shane> rofl
41:00 <Digerati> i am not here to fight, or be above anyone else
41:00 <shane> me neither man
41:00 <Digerati> everyone here is intelligent, not stupid
41:00 <shane> we are all family here
41:00 <nate> i am dumbo!, fly fly fly!
41:00 <Digerati> shane, i aint been on since the early 2000's
42:00 <Digerati> i came on here about 3 months ago
42:00 <shane> it was big back then
42:00 <Digerati> a lot still know me from back then
42:00 <Digerati> same isp
42:00 <shane> i was born in ararat
42:00 <Unstrayan> Digerati and his gf venus
42:00 <Digerati> ararat is nice
42:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Digerati
42:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you?
42:00 <Digerati> hi
42:00 <nate> unstrayan knows u well
42:00 <shane> ararat is like a hole in the ground
42:00 <shane> but i aint been there for years
43:00 <shane> im stuck in perth
43:00 <Digerati> elite with games, i still play computer games and moved on xbox from atari
43:00 <shane> u allll the way accross the nullaboore
43:00 <Digerati> was on space invaders in 1979
43:00 <Unstrayan> no rain there i heard in perth
43:00 <shane> how long it take to drive to melb from adelaidfe
43:00 <shane> like 8 hours
44:00 <nate> take a plane
44:00 <Digerati> without me... eminem
44:00 <shane> cant take ya car on the plane
44:00 <nate> digi will pick u up
44:00 <shane> can take it on the train though
44:00 <shane> indian pacific or whats it called
44:00 <Digerati> no thanks nate, i live peace with humans :)
45:00 <shane> spare a couple dollas
45:00 <shane> rofl
45:00 <Digerati> not my money to share :)
45:00 <shane> 20 cents
45:00 <Digerati> i got grandkids
45:00 <shane> heh
45:00 <Digerati> not a brass farthing :)
45:00 <shane> :)
45:00 <nate> digi only shares at the pokies
46:00 <Digerati> ever seen a movie called: "my fair lady" ?
46:00 <Unstrayan> its funny how you were neglegted and your soul was destroyed before even you woke up
46:00 <shane> fuckall pokies in perth
46:00 <shane> only packers crown
46:00 <Digerati> nate, yeah right mate, :) hehe, i put in like 20 bucks a fortnight man
46:00 <Unstrayan> perth has a crown now wow
46:00 <shane> used to be called burswood casino
46:00 <shane> now its crown casino
46:00 <Unstrayan> i know burswood
46:00 <Digerati> nate, thats 4 cups of coffee
46:00 <shane> burswood train station haha
47:00 <Digerati> 20 bucks is 4 cups of coffee
47:00 <Unstrayan> hang on i said it wrong
47:00 <Digerati> i drink 5 cups when i go there and spend 20 bucks
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati lives in Salisbury
47:00 <shane> wtf
47:00 <shane> 20 bux
47:00 <shane> thats all i got on me
47:00 <Unstrayan> when you travel too much on the road it sticks with ya
47:00 <Digerati> salisbury SA :)
47:00 <Digerati> hahah
47:00 <shane> haha yeah
47:00 <TokenDaRing> salisbury SA is full of povo people
47:00 <Unstrayan> yes i remember
47:00 <shane> elizabeth
47:00 <shane> :)
47:00 <Unstrayan> near the south terrece
47:00 <shane> john bunting rofl
47:00 <Digerati> elizabeth downs suck dude
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there anything good in sa
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from churches
48:00 <shane>  shitty fucken places
48:00 <Unstrayan> tea tree gully
48:00 <Digerati> i prefer pt adelaide
48:00 <shane> old houses yer
48:00 <Unstrayan> the weed
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and religious freaks
48:00 <shane> cheap houses but yer
48:00 <Digerati> old houses i love
48:00 <johninj4> cheap drugs
48:00 <Unstrayan> weed is good in SA
48:00 <shane> shit of a place to live
48:00 <Digerati> edwardian and victorian are grand
48:00 <shane> gotta live high class
48:00 <shane> not out in the suburbs
48:00 <Unstrayan> raj on taj
48:00 <Unstrayan> indian takeaway
48:00 <shane> glenelg or something
48:00 <Digerati> buy a edwardian brick house is grand
48:00 <Unstrayan> fullerton
48:00 <Unstrayan> unley
48:00 <Unstrayan> shit my brain hurts
48:00 <TokenDaRing> glenelg is a shithole now
48:00 <johninj4> it has a huge park all the way around the cbd
48:00 <shane> i like glenelg
48:00 <Digerati> put heritage wooden furnishings
49:00 <shane> the tram
49:00 <johninj4> like about 2kms across
49:00 <johninj4> that is pretty cool
49:00 <Digerati> love wood
49:00 <shane> Croydon
49:00 <Unstrayan> victoria sqaure you mean shane
49:00 <shane> thats in the city
49:00 <Digerati> my fair lady say's "not a brass farthing !"
49:00 <shane> wait you know whitmore square ?
49:00 <shane> whitmore square
49:00 <Unstrayan> man i got kicked out ages back
49:00 <Digerati> best place in melb is brighton
50:00 <Digerati> nothing beats brighton, along the beach
50:00 <Unstrayan> they have richmond too in SA
50:00 <Digerati> my mate lives there, 1 min walk to beach
50:00 <Digerati> 3 million dollar house
50:00 <Unstrayan> i prefer the blackrock
50:00 <shane> old man used to work on the warfs
50:00 <Unstrayan> or sandringham beach
51:00 <nate> skinny dip at digis!
51:00 <Digerati> blackrock used to be nudest in the 70's haha
51:00 <shane> but den had me
51:00 <shane> had a kid
51:00 <Digerati> i used to swim nude when i was underage
51:00 <shane> sup
51:00 <Unstrayan> funny the drug sqaud in WA is called half moon which reminded me of melb beach
51:00 <shane> Scarborough
51:00 <Digerati> fair
51:00 <shane> nah
52:00 <shane> the beach
52:00 <Digerati> are you going ?
52:00 <shane> near Trigg
52:00 <shane> in perth
52:00 <shane> haha
52:00 <shane> yer
52:00 <shane> u going to sleep on street
52:00 <Unstrayan> you cannot trully ignore me until given back whats taken
52:00 <shane> homeless cunt
52:00 <Unstrayan> Canada is calling we come in peace
53:00 <Digerati> dont tell me to calm down fuckhead
53:00 <Digerati> hahaha
53:00 <nate> digi we can irc all night, and u can make me feel right ;l
53:00 <doctor> well, you've certainly lost all credibility with me now
53:00 <Digerati> fucking mortal meat
53:00 <Digerati> i want to go to newark in NY slums for a holiday, dress like a bum and check out the bins with my m9 camera
54:00 <simba> phew
54:00 <doctor> must be drunk
54:00 <nate> i can feel your dynamite
54:00 <simba> lol @ this song and the guy with the pink lightsaber
55:00 <doctor> he's hot
55:00 <nate> dont u know id like a bite
55:00 <nate> haha
55:00 <nate> yes i thought this was the dirtiest song when i was 14
55:00 <doctor> it is a bit sexual
55:00 <nate> then nin came out when i was 17 mabye
55:00 <nate> fuck me like an animal
55:00 <nate> topped it
56:00 <doctor> yeah great teenage song
56:00 <doctor> raging hormones, ect.
56:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSAOrpKlgY
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fuck you like an animal - Nine inch nails (Jun 21, 2009) 6:16 - Category: Music - 899,082 views - 4,053 likes (97.3%), 114 dislikes (2.7%)
56:00 <nate> grrrowl wheres digi gone
56:00 <nate> haha ;D
57:00 <simba> i swear thats not the name of the track but i cant remember it at all
57:00 <simba> its like 1 word
57:00 <nate> yes starts with c
57:00 <simba> Cunt
58:00 <simba> jk its not cunt
58:00 <DemonsRun> Okay, phone is finally on the charger
58:00 <simba> closer
58:00 <Loof> chunks chunks chunks of cunt
58:00 <Loof> flying through the air
58:00 <nate> simba digi thinks your elite genuis something or rather he may like u
58:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: 
59:00 <simba> yea weird that stuff
22:00 <under> hey there
29:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj2MXrjM3BY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: We are the world. We are the children (Jun 19, 2012) 6:59 - Category: Education - 25,532 views - 119 likes (94.4%), 7 dislikes (5.6%)
30:00 <beagle> lol oops justin beiber version
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well
39:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmishhhhhhhhh
40:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun :) 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Oh now you answer 
47:00 <Skirmish> Sorry was busy. 
52:00 <beagle> good lord my new speakers rock socks
52:00 <beagle> bass is hardcore ...
54:00 <NightOwl1> I bet your neighbours are stokd
56:00 <Skirmish> I can't imagine beagle has the type of neighbours you have NightOwl1. 
56:00 <beagle> its hardcore as fuck
56:00 <beagle> but i went outside check
56:00 <beagle> and its not too bad out there
56:00 <beagle> they are far away
57:00 <beagle> hey you'd fucken wanna be.
57:00 <beagle> mate gave me new sony speakers
57:00 <beagle> well theyre ....
57:00 <beagle> new for me...
57:00 <beagle> lol like 6 speakers instead shithouse 2
57:00 <beagle> sounds awesome
57:00 <Skirmish> What are you running these speakers through? 
57:00 <beagle> listenig to this ...
57:00 <Skirmish> Your discman? 
58:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVaeEXemZfE
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Master of Puppets with Lyrics (Jun 5, 2007) 8:46 - Category: Music - views - 4,188 likes (98.6%), dislikes (1.4%)
58:00 <beagle> a laptop.
58:00 <Skirmish> You're running 6 x speakers through a laptop and you think it sounds awesome. 
58:00 <beagle> they are fucking hardcore as fuck dude
58:00 <Skirmish> Rightio. 
04:00 <beagle> this metallica song is playing VERY VERY fucking loud
06:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_84C3fpuI
06:00 <beagle> that one
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creeping Death-Metallica (Jul 25, 2006) 6:37 - Category: Music - 6,509,650 views - 20,715 likes (98.6%), 294 dislikes (1.4%)
06:00 <beagle> sounds like im at their concert lol
06:00 <beagle> so clear, so loud.
06:00 <beagle> hardcore as fuck
06:00 <beagle> some sony speakers mate gave me
06:00 <beagle> :))
07:00 <beagle> they are incredible
07:00 <NightOwl1> Do you have any Wiggles?
07:00 <beagle> ill bet theyre worth like 500 dollars
07:00 <beagle> easy worth that.
08:00 <beagle> he gives free cause he is a friend
08:00 <beagle> ummm 
08:00 <beagle> so i kinda didnt believe there was better than mine
08:00 <beagle> i think he is definately making a point.
08:00 <Skirmish> $500 sony speakers? lol
09:00 <Skirmish> Speakers that are worth $500, don't run off laptops. 
09:00 <beagle> such clear hardcore bass
09:00 <beagle> ummm
09:00 <beagle> yes , they do.
09:00 <beagle> i am proving it you dummie
10:00 <Skirmish> Ok. Link me these speakers from the Sony website. 
10:00 <Skirmish> You can get the serial numbers off the back of the speakers.
10:00 <beagle> 500 lol well perhaps not man , but theyre good
10:00 <beagle> they definately sound hardcore to me
11:00 <beagle> so clear ummm kinda defening.
11:00 <beagle> put electro meter near it , nothing , oddly
12:00 <beagle> my whole house is shaking from the speakers lmao
13:00 <beagle> yep. fucken hardcore speakers , i spose he likes me enough to almost deafen me lol
13:00 <beagle> lucie aint home so i can play it right now
14:00 <beagle> i should turn this down its very very fucking loud
14:00 <beagle> but awesome as its clear
15:00 <beagle> if i wasnt drunk i would shit my pants hearing it this loud
16:00 <beagle> now playing ... metallica - one
16:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - One (May 8, 2009) 7:24 - Category: Music - 85,443,691 views - 262,645 likes (96.8%), 8,714 dislikes (3.2%)
16:00 <beagle> fuck these speakers are good :P
16:00 <beagle> like alien or something tech
16:00 <beagle> man a human can make these ?
17:00 <beagle> when its making bass they hardly move but theyre loud and clear
17:00 <beagle> seriously these must cost lot money
18:00 <beagle> gee chad if you like hardcore , you got it.
18:00 <beagle> these are like ones i paid mate 230 bucks for 
19:00 <beagle> some hardcore set
19:00 <beagle> 2000 it cost ...
19:00 <beagle> but he goes here have money back
19:00 <beagle> cause i cbf coming up to your place
19:00 <beagle> so then i meet neighbour and he gives me these
19:00 <beagle> exactly same i would kinda be suprised if the ones i paid 230 were better
19:00 <beagle> about same probably
20:00 <beagle> man these are so good u could use them in a cinema
20:00 <beagle> oh yeah and deafening
20:00 <beagle> but clear
20:00 <beagle> loving it :)
21:00 <beagle> also loving the beer 
21:00 <beagle> but i dont think its gonna last long lawl
22:00 <beagle> i wonder how much he would say these worth
22:00 <beagle> about 300 i believe not quite 500
25:00 <Bastardly_One> gooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and a fucking good goal too
55:00 <christopher> hey
57:00 <christopher> _steven
57:00 <_steven> hii
57:00 <christopher> coffee is nice
58:00 <christopher> fuck its finished
05:00 <christopher> hey milk
05:00 <milk> hey chris
05:00 <milk> howz thingz?
06:00 <christopher> alright
06:00 <christopher> u
06:00 <milk> I'm ok, I guess
06:00 <milk> everything is sweet except no money
06:00 <christopher> same
07:00 <christopher> made a 2min song
07:00 <milk> cool
17:00 <christopher> should cook food soon
22:00 <BlackDevil> .
26:00 <christopher> . BlackDevil ..
27:00 <christopher> rage janet jackson
27:00 <christopher> lols
28:00 <christopher> cook me some eggs
29:00 <christopher> yep
45:00 <BlackDevil> eat me
46:00 <christopher> :P
48:00 <BlackDevil> my phone is charging
48:00 <christopher> oh ok
48:00 <under> :P
49:00 <christopher> under the water under the sea
49:00 <christopher> ?
49:00 <Mody> down where its wetter down where its better
49:00 <christopher> yep
49:00 <under> hello christopher 
49:00 <under> where are you from?
50:00 <Mody> take it from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
50:00 <christopher> under melbourne
51:00 <christopher> funny enough
51:00 <under> how's the weather in these days?
52:00 <christopher> yeah dis ok
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, here I am 
52:00 <christopher> oh
06:00 <Mody> hi christopher how are you?
06:00 <Mody> hi DemonsRun
07:00 <DemonsRun> Who the fuck r u
08:00 <under> lol
08:00 <Mody> umm just saying hi its rob
09:00 <DemonsRun> "Its Rob" 
09:00 <DemonsRun> Like I know who Rob is.
09:00 <Mody> cant disclose my surname sorry but just saying hi
10:00 <DemonsRun> Quickly labled.
10:00 <christopher> yo Mody
11:00 <christopher> i smoked all my weed
12:00 <christopher> quiting now
13:00 <christopher> rage has good songs on tonite
14:00 <christopher> hi DemonsRun
14:00 <christopher> why u still awake
14:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off christopher 
14:00 <christopher> cant i be polite
14:00 <DemonsRun> Nope.
14:00 <christopher> is it against the rules
15:00 <DemonsRun> Yep
15:00 <DemonsRun> Too tired to care
16:00 <Mody> drinking
16:00 <BlackDevil> my phone is not charging
16:00 <DemonsRun> You are?
17:00 <DemonsRun> Oh no BD
17:00 <Mody> what phone?
18:00 <BlackDevil> can i borrow your charger?
18:00 <BlackDevil> motorola razr
18:00 <DemonsRun> No
18:00 <DemonsRun> My phone only chargers well on the charger it came with
18:00 <DemonsRun> So no sharing
19:00 <BlackDevil> you dont want phone stds
19:00 <BlackDevil> gotcha
19:00 <christopher> lols
19:00 <DemonsRun> Don't want someone to wreck my charger lol
20:00 <DemonsRun> I do like the whole charging dock thing though
20:00 <christopher> phones are niffy
20:00 <DemonsRun> Maybe you could invest in that?
20:00 <christopher> niffty
20:00 <Maurice> My cat keeps eating our phone chargers
20:00 <Maurice> She's a bitch
20:00 <christopher> lol
21:00 <BlackDevil> Melbourne Police say 1 person dead, 2 injured after shooting at a central Florida mall
22:00 <Mody> old school phone I had one of those was an ok phone
22:00 <Mody> miss it
22:00 <christopher> i phone is good enough has inet gps
22:00 <Mody> iphone are rubbish
22:00 <christopher> i didnt say it was awesome
23:00 <Mody> not saying you did christopher
23:00 <christopher> i said it does all i need
23:00 <Mody> do you use iphone?
23:00 <christopher> yeah
23:00 <christopher> works
26:00 <christopher> played pes 2015 demo on ps3 b4
26:00 <christopher> got 1 goal
26:00 <Mody> pes?
26:00 <christopher> pro evolution soccer
27:00 <christopher> been very productive
27:00 <Maurice> PS3 is so 5 years ago
27:00 <christopher> ps4 sucks
27:00 <christopher> no good games
27:00 <Maurice> So does your mum
27:00 <christopher> oh
27:00 <Skirmish> Get a loan from the government and buy one christopher. 
27:00 <Maurice> I don't play any consoles and even I know ps3 is old
27:00 <under> i've the ps4 and it rocks.
28:00 <Mody> ps3 is great
28:00 <christopher> yes
28:00 <Mody> so many games so cheap
28:00 <Skirmish> Ethan is holding off until his mates are getting PS4's. 
28:00 <Mody> ill buy a ps4 in a few years
28:00 <Maurice> Most of my kids friends plus his cousin have ps4
28:00 <Maurice> So he's ok
28:00 <Mody> never pay more than 200 for a console
28:00 <christopher> i will when tekken comes out
29:00 <christopher> after that
29:00 <Maurice> So you'll get a ps4 when ps12 is out
29:00 <Maurice> Good work
29:00 <Mody> umm ps4 will be only starting afew years
29:00 <Maurice> What
29:00 <Skirmish> When my original PS3 blew up we got a 12GB one cheap and put a 500GB drive in it. All up cost about $180. 
29:00 <Mody> ps4 is new Maurice it has basically no games
29:00 <Maurice> We have 2, the orig 80bg and the newer 500
29:00 <Mody> it takes afew years for new consoles to pick up
30:00 <Mody> id like the original one play ps1 and ps2 games
30:00 <Maurice> Mody, I have a PS4, I have more than 'no games'
30:00 <simba> ps4 sux
30:00 <christopher> i need another move controller
30:00 <Maurice> I also have xbox one
30:00 <Mody> they should have made ps4 and all ps3 backwards
30:00 <Maurice> Thats worse
30:00 <Mody> why do you have an oxbox and a ps4?
30:00 <simba> compatible
30:00 <christopher> lol my pc controll pad works on ps3
30:00 <Maurice> Why wouldn't I?
30:00 <christopher> but has no ps button
30:00 <Mody> just wondering why you need 2 consoles
31:00 <Mody> with almost the same games did you buy it for halo?
31:00 <Maurice> We have a wii, DS's, 3DS's, PSP, ps1, ps2 2x ps3, ps4, xbox one, laptops, desktops, tablets and ipods
31:00 <Maurice> Why not?
31:00 <christopher> fuck grand turismo 6 is 25$ atm
32:00 <Mody> yeh just wondering
32:00 <christopher> online psn
32:00 <Mody> grand turismo 6?
32:00 <christopher> yeah
32:00 <christopher> i only got 5
32:00 <christopher> dont work
32:00 <simba> granD
32:00 <Skirmish> How many KM on the new car Maurice? 
32:00 <Mody> i got 5
32:00 <christopher> gran
32:00 <Maurice> Lol not even 800 :/
32:00 <Mody> fuck i had no idea there was a 6
32:00 <Maurice> It goes for it's 3000 or 3 month service next month
33:00 <Skirmish> Have you still been using the SS? 
33:00 <Maurice> I was so sure I'd his the 3k
33:00 <Mody> must not be very good
33:00 <Maurice> I've driven the VF 3 times
33:00 <christopher> i got outrun
33:00 <Maurice> Hit*
33:00 <christopher> thats good game
33:00 <christopher> i got nba jam
33:00 <Skirmish> When the kids go back to school you will start driving more. 
33:00 <Mody> the original outrun?
33:00 <christopher> nah
33:00 <Maurice> I can see their school oval from my vernadah
33:00 <Maurice> It's not a long drive lol
33:00 <Mody> thats a cool game
34:00 <christopher> i got original prince of persia
34:00 <Maurice> I'm just really lazy
34:00 <christopher> on from pc
34:00 <christopher> one
34:00 <Mody> yeh same chris i got it on amiga
34:00 <simba> i got it on toaster
34:00 <Mody> i havnt played that for a lot of years
34:00 <christopher> :P
34:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: yeah but you can go and hang out with friends and family and stuff. 
34:00 <Mody> great game
35:00 <Maurice> I can and do, but it's normally locally, like, 5 min driving distance
35:00 <christopher> ive been playing raiden 3
35:00 <christopher> on ps2 emulator
35:00 <Maurice> I take the VF when I need GPS
35:00 <Maurice> And my nerd kid no longer does PEAC in the assend of bumfuck, so the kms are lessened
36:00 <Mody> raiden 3?
36:00 <Skirmish> Go visit people that live further away then. 
36:00 <christopher> top down view scrolling shooter
36:00 <christopher> with planes
36:00 <Maurice> I don't know any
36:00 <Skirmish> I am a few weeks away from hitting 10k in the lancer. 
36:00 <christopher> and u get weapon upgrades of certain ships
37:00 <Maurice> Unless you count Vic or England
37:00 <Maurice> And I don't
37:00 <christopher> gotta dodge heaps
37:00 <Skirmish> Show up on Doodle's door.
37:00 <Maurice> No, he wouldn't even meet me for airport sex
37:00 <Skirmish> See how frigid he is in real life.
38:00 <Mody> ill try it
38:00 <Mody> you playing ps2 emulator on pc?
38:00 <christopher> pcsx2 is good
38:00 <christopher> once u configure plugins
39:00 <christopher> yeah
41:00 <christopher> hmmm god of war 2
41:00 <christopher> could get gow3 for ps3 for 20$ prob
42:00 <Mody> you know i think god of war 3 is the worst
42:00 <christopher> i only played psp version and number 1
42:00 <Mody> i have played all but not acession
43:00 <Mody> have you played mafia 2?
43:00 <christopher> nah never got around to it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good game except for having to return to the fucking apartment after every mission
44:00 <Mody> yeh it sucked hey
44:00 <Mody> i think it was too short
44:00 <Bastardly_One> was a bit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have all the dlc too
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the first one was a PC classic at the time
45:00 <Mody> yeh i had it it was so good
45:00 <christopher> wonder if codbo2 works pad on pc
46:00 <christopher> wish fuck d3 worked joypad on pc
46:00 <Mody> the godfather was so much better
48:00 <Bastardly_One> loved that game
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they should remake it 
49:00 <milk> ?
49:00 <milk> sam & max: freelance police
51:00 <Mody> i never play a sam and max
51:00 <christopher> i played first sam and max for bit
51:00 <christopher> i liked monkey islands
51:00 <Mody> always seemed abit gay to me
51:00 <Mody> monkey islands !!!!!!!
52:00 <Mody> buy the remakes its so good
54:00 <Mody> does anyone know why they have 24 hour kmarts but not 24 hour coles or woolies?
54:00 <beagle> please let digerati back in , simba
55:00 <Maurice> Please get rid of beagle, simba
56:00 <Mody> does simba own this place?
56:00 <Mody> `info
56:00 <Maurice> He does
57:00 <Mody> -ChanOP- Registered To   : Longie ([email protected])
57:00 <Mody> ?
58:00 <Maurice> Ugh
01:00 <Mody> do you play games maurice?
03:00 <Maurice> I like roleplay if that helps
04:00 <Mody> what sort?
04:00 <Maurice> Mostly anal to anal
06:00 <Mody> wtf?
06:00 <Maurice> Dont discriminate
06:00 <Mody> im not im talking about games not sex
07:00 <Maurice> Are you a D&D nerd
07:00 <Mody> no never played d&d
07:00 <Mody> i had it on dos many years ago but never played it i couldnt understand it when i was young
09:00 <simba> i didnt ban digerati
09:00 <Mody> i had this cool game similar to all those at the time but for my whole life i have been searching
10:00 <simba> secret of mana
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was on the SNES
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and mad arse ... I remember it being hard to get and I had to end up renting it until I just completed it
11:00 <Mody> it was more a dungeon crawler type but not really
11:00 <Mody> secret of mana is snes
12:00 <Mody> i just found them
12:00 <Mody> eye of the beholder
12:00 <Mody> and paladin 2
14:00 <Mody> http://obligement.free.fr/gfx/cammy_office.jpg
15:00 <Mody> hi DemonsRun
17:00 <milk> I prefer secret of mung
17:00 <Mody> http://hol.abime.net/1007
18:00 <Mody> if you know how to play that game you lived a life
19:00 <milk> never played it
19:00 <milk> I played syndicate
21:00 <Mody> great game
21:00 <Mody> thats a game for real ppl
21:00 <milk> you a hard core gamer?
22:00 <Mody> use to be
22:00 <milk> do you code?
22:00 <Mody> i just catch up on missed games now due to other things in life and not owning certain consoles/good pcs
22:00 <Mody> i use to but only vbasic and C#
23:00 <Mody> did some sql
23:00 <Mody> nothing really hey
23:00 <milk> gonna settle down and have kids?
23:00 <Mody> dont care about computers anymore... 
23:00 <Mody> ohh no lol not for many years
23:00 <milk> you sleep with neo?
23:00 <Mody> neo geo? yeh
23:00 <Mody> i dont like matrix
24:00 <milk> nah the guy who hacked your computer
24:00 <Mody> ohh nobody hacked me
24:00 <milk> you didnt get hacked by an indian?
24:00 <Mody> never been hacked, bullfrog made so many good games
24:00 <Mody> ive never been hacked in my life
24:00 <Mody> you ever played Populous?
25:00 <milk> yeah long time ago
25:00 <Mody> http://www.22cans.com/
26:00 <Mody> you might like that
26:00 <Mody> bullfrog made some of the best games ever to be made
27:00 <milk> true
27:00 <milk> Bloodnet was another good game of that era
27:00 <Mody> oh yes
27:00 <Mody> did you ever own an amiga or c64?
28:00 <milk> nah
28:00 <Mody> microprose also made some classics
29:00 <Mody> you ever play theme park?
30:00 <milk> dune II?
30:00 <Mody> yeh dune of course
31:00 <Mody> i played them all i had dune on mega cd
31:00 <Mody> you neve rplay theme park?
31:00 <beagle> these speakers are insane
32:00 <beagle> just listened to guy sebastian up loud
32:00 <Mody> guy sebastian wtf?
32:00 <beagle> he is fucking awesome
32:00 <Mody> no he is not
33:00 <beagle> yep he is 
33:00 <Mody> wtf man?
33:00 <Mody> gay sebastian?
33:00 <beagle> you are
33:00 <Mody> im gay?
33:00 <beagle> anyway
33:00 <beagle> i like guy 
34:00 <beagle> and these are mother fucking loud speakers.
34:00 <beagle> the entire house shakes
34:00 <beagle> its rather fucking insane
34:00 <Mody> what speakers?
34:00 <beagle> my neighbour goes okay ill show u 
34:00 <beagle> and keep them
34:00 <beagle> cause he said mine suck
34:00 <Mody> milk you ever play dungeon keeper?
34:00 <beagle> well he was correct compared to these ....
36:00 <Mody> what are they?
37:00 <milk> are they hot?
38:00 <milk> I have a hot v8
38:00 <milk> wish I had a hot gf
38:00 <milk> ne hot sluts?
39:00 <Mody> are who hot?
40:00 <under> hey
40:00 <Mody> hui
44:00 <under> any developer here?
45:00 <milk> you need an app?
46:00 <under> need informations
51:00 <Mody> hi
55:00 <Mody> hi Ana_Ng
02:00 <Ana_Ng> grrr
02:00 <milk> you getting flooded?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> no, ipad times out
03:00 <milk> ah the screen auto off
04:00 <Ana_Ng> no, irc times out if it's in the background
05:00 <Ana_Ng> it's cool
19:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> best netsplit in ages
21:00 <Mody> lol
17:00 <Crip> http://edm.com/blog/google-releases-edm-youtube-infographic
32:00 <Pieter> MOAAAAAAAANING MAH LIL LEMMINGS :)
11:00 <Pieter> WHY AM I ADDICTED TO THE POWER RANGERS ?
21:00 <christopher> hi QuantumParadox
22:00 <QuantumParadox> Hi christopher 
22:00 <QuantumParadox> i MISS THE pOWER rANGERS
22:00 <QuantumParadox> I remember the first season back in 93
22:00 <christopher> kimberly
22:00 <christopher> was hot
23:00 <QuantumParadox> Amy Jo Johnson - Yes she was. Funny how they made the hot girl the pink reanger
23:00 <QuantumParadox> and the black guy the black ranger
23:00 <christopher> yeah
23:00 <QuantumParadox> It was so racest that it is funny to watch today but back then I did not relise it
24:00 <QuantumParadox> And It took me 20 years to relise that the rangers themselves are filmed in Japan except for when they are out of their suits
24:00 <christopher> oh
24:00 <christopher> friend left me a beer on my window sill
25:00 <christopher> lol
25:00 <christopher> bbs
31:00 <frayedknot> hi Nikky` 
31:00 <slinky_J> power rangers lol
31:00 <Nikky`> Hey frayedknot
31:00 <slinky_J> I have this friend likes them, also went to Miley Cyrus concert. fgt
35:00 <Pieter> hah you can get a drivers license in california just using a utility bill
35:00 <Pieter> how fucking crazy is that
36:00 <Pieter> mosquito land on testicle man learns to solve problem without violence
45:00 <slinky_J> hmmz I have a six pack but it's only 11:15
47:00 <Pieter> whos approval are you looking for ?
48:00 <dog> its sunday, you have the lords blessing
48:00 <slinky_J> the fridges
48:00 <slinky_J> :P to cool them hahahaha
48:00 <slinky_J> ye, drink them b4 my doc comes around later
00:00 <Pieter> melbourne to bangkok only 229
01:00 <Pieter> man who walks sideways through airport door is going to bangkok
01:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong way
01:00 <Ana_Ng> wrong way through turnstile
02:00 <Pieter> :P
03:00 <slinky_J> o dat reminds me
03:00 <slinky_J> I haz to put subtitles in this fkn film set in bangCOCK
03:00 <slinky_J> sif mofos just dont hardcode them in ffs
06:00 <Pieter> i hate hc substitles
06:00 <Pieter> i always turn subtitles off
09:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J!!
17:00 <slinky_J> baebz!
17:00 <slinky_J> i mished u :P ahaha
20:00 <stebie> hardcoded subtitles is silly
20:00 <StrykerX> Missed u too hunz xxx
21:00 <stebie> fgts
24:00 <slinky_J> silly?
24:00 <StrykerX> stebie is just being homo cause he's missing out
24:00 <slinky_J> I have to avoid movies with subtitles that're either foreign or american but throughout the entire film
24:00 <slinky_J> downloaded Only God Forgives with ryan gosling and found out it has hella thai subtitles lol
29:00 <Ana_Ng> this is like the robber who complains that the jewels weren't his favorite kind
31:00 <stebie> slinky_J, there's many sources out there for subtitles if not included
31:00 <stebie> but usually if they're required they're included (if upped by english peeps)
33:00 <StrykerX> Hulu better be worth resetting up a proxy for
42:00 <Pieter> i need to start fishing my own tuna
46:00 <slinky_J> yer i dl from YTS
46:00 <slinky_J> yifys site
46:00 <slinky_J> i just dont know how to put the subtitles in like
46:00 <slinky_J> do i just paste them into the movie folder? lol
47:00 <slinky_J> I read down the comments on the movie n someone said how no subttitles
47:00 <slinky_J> YIFY rarely includes them :/
49:00 <stebie> i think you usually rename the .srt (or whatever) subtitles file to the same as the movie filename (minus extension, of course) and place in the same folder as the movie file
50:00 <stebie> i don't watch stuff requiring subtitles mostly, or they're already provided
50:00 <stebie> never hardcoded :\
52:00 <slinky_J> ah k cool
52:00 <slinky_J> yer well even with x men days of future past, dl that and there's a scene with mystique and some asian dude and no subtitles lol
59:00 <Pieter> OMG FUCK I LOVE THE CLASH OF CLANS COMMERCIALS
59:00 <Pieter> they're fucking hilarious !
03:00 <johninj4> _|_
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6EirL1kU8 beautey
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial - South London Boroughs (Jul 23, 2009) 5:05 - Category: Music - 32,517 views - likes (98.1%), 6 dislikes (1.9%)
06:00 <L|> 321
07:00 <L|> 4 score and 7 years ago
07:00 <L|> there once was
07:00 <L|> what
07:00 <L|> lols
10:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHSWfsUqw8
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400 (Technoboy Hardstyle Bootleg) (Apr 13, 2012) 4:57 - Category: Music - 20,585 views - 146 likes (97.3%), 4 dislikes (2.7%)
33:00 <Kelevra> Allo Sir, how's your day going?
36:00 <StrykerX> Can't complain
36:00 <StrykerX> Built a massive tower out of Megablox with Olly
36:00 <StrykerX> U?
37:00 <StrykerX> Wise move
37:00 <StrykerX> lol
37:00 <StrykerX> It's chest height
39:00 <Kelevra> I've just been settling Angel, she has her back teeth coming up so she's had abit of a fever and bad attitude but she's finally down for a nap
39:00 <Doodle> she's had it up to the back teeth with you
39:00 <Kelevra> She has her good moments in between the painful moments so that's good, I haven't lost my bubbly bubba yet
40:00 <Doodle> typical female
40:00 <Kelevra> Haha Doodle, that's a possibility
41:00 <johninj4> hey Nikky`
41:00 <johninj4> hows your holidays going?
41:00 <Doodle> woooo
41:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninj4 - good, tho only one more week to go :o(
42:00 <johninj4> aww damb
42:00 <Doodle> hey back off johninj4 get your own bird do you want to fight about it
42:00 <Nikky`> Have you done the cars yet Doodle?
42:00 <johninj4> goes too quick
42:00 <Nikky`> lol
42:00 <johninj4> fine
42:00 <Doodle> not yet Nikky`
42:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it does - will go quicker next week being at mums and wishing to be home
42:00 <Doodle> sif give up that easily johninj4
42:00 <johninj4> only 4 u Doodle
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> i should go and pick the cars up
43:00 <Doodle> effort
43:00 <johninj4> how are you going to pick up multiple cars?
43:00 <Nikky`> No one should do anything with effort on Sun
44:00 <Doodle> dunno yet
44:00 <johninj4> lol
44:00 <Doodle> 1 at a time i guess
44:00 <Nikky`> long arms and legs 
44:00 <Nikky`> one in each car
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <johninj4> hitch them all up to each other
44:00 <Doodle> nah i will pick one up and clean it and swap it for the other car after
44:00 <johninj4> fuck i saw this vid the other day where they were towing and forgot to turn the key on
44:00 <johninj4> steeringl locked up
45:00 <Doodle> olawd
48:00 <Nikky`> I'd do that
48:00 <Nikky`> But coz I have no idea
48:00 <Doodle> easy solution to that is never buy a car capable of towing
48:00 <Doodle> then you never have to tow
48:00 <Kelevra> Lol
48:00 <Nikky`> Or, just call tow truck to do it for you
48:00 <Nikky`> *shrugs*
49:00 <Doodle> 1st time i towed anything was when the dealership i worked at gave me a brand new 4wd with a trailer full of scrap metal
49:00 <Doodle> that i had to reverse 200m over a scrap metal yard
49:00 <Kelevra> All the tow truck drivers I've encountered look like hill billy murderers
49:00 <Doodle> most of the towies are bikies
50:00 <Doodle> or associated with them
50:00 <johninj4> fuck reversing
50:00 <Kelevra> That'd explain it
50:00 <Kelevra> Haha
50:00 <Doodle> yeah reversing when towing SUCKS
50:00 <johninj4> it's really hard
50:00 <Nikky`> I am lucky when I was in 4 car accident my car was only car that could drive away after.. no tow truck for me
50:00 <Doodle> i was so paranoid i was going to pop a tyre in this scrap metal yard
50:00 <Doodle> or jacknife the trailer into the back of it
50:00 <Doodle> nice work Nikky`
50:00 <johninj4> yeah i jacknifed a trailer and popped the tyre first time i ever tried it
50:00 <johninj4> dad wasn't so happy
50:00 <johninj4> ever since then i have been scared
50:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> I'd never tow a trailer.. I just don't have the confidence to do it
51:00 <johninj4> forwards is pretty easy
51:00 <johninj4> as long as you remember its wider than the car...
51:00 <Nikky`> I'll just buy a car that can never tow - beep beep
52:00 <johninj4> who caused the 4 car pileup Nikky`?
52:00 <Doodle> i've seen a bloke get pushed down a hill by his caravan trying to brake
52:00 <Nikky`> I'm watching pink panther 2 right now - oooh good times
52:00 <Doodle> fuck caravans
52:00 <johninj4> lol Doodle
52:00 <johninj4> yeh my water trailer used to puch me down hills
52:00 <Nikky`> A stupid f500 car - we were all stopped, he didn't 
52:00 <johninj4> i had no brakes anyway so it was fine
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Nikky`> well more truck than car
53:00 <johninj4> ouch
53:00 <johninj4> yeah they are huge
53:00 <Nikky`> What was sucky was, I going home from dentist so half my mouth was numb
53:00 <johninj4> haha couldn't really cuss him out because you sound like an angry special needs chick
54:00 <Nikky`> lol - the police finally came and they breath tested us all
54:00 <Nikky`> god, was not a great evening
54:00 <johninj4> yeah lame
54:00 <johninj4> fuck f500 drivers
55:00 <Nikky`> So then I had to take another day off work to take car in to be fixed and pick up hire car
55:00 <Nikky`> thank god my insurance gives hire car no cost if not at fault
55:00 <johninj4> that's nice of them
57:00 <Nikky`> But the place fixing my car pissed me off - I arranged to fix some other damage that some cunt did at train station for cash, they didn't do it.. even tho they said it was done and tried to charge me, lucky I noticed it not done coming in to collect it - jerks
57:00 <johninj4> ugh
57:00 <johninj4> yeah they think they can just rip blonde chicks off easy
57:00 <johninj4> not much gets past Nikky` tho huh
58:00 <Nikky`> All ok - I shall wait till someone hits me again and get it fixed - it will happen, its 3rd time i've been hit haha
59:00 <johninj4> yeah i like my roads wiht nobody else on them
59:00 <johninj4> only been in one smash
59:00 <johninj4> ex pulled out too far into the other lane and a 4wd clipped her
59:00 <johninj4> just popped the tyre
00:00 <johninj4> so i fixed that and we were able to drive
00:00 <johninj4> didn't do any damage to the other car
00:00 <Nikky`> So many dicks on the road these days
01:00 <johninj4> it was a nightmare then
01:00 <johninj4> melbourne show time
01:00 <johninj4> traffic on the west side is shitty at the best of times
01:00 <johninj4> you can actually walk quicker
03:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
03:00 <StrykerX> Traffic is a cunt
04:00 <johninj4> so is downloading updates and having your connection timeout just before it finishes :'(
05:00 <johninj4> oooh yay it didn't delete it all
05:00 <johninj4> gta here i come
06:00 <Nikky`> gta here I don't come
07:00 <johninj4> lol 
07:00 <johninj4> do you game?
07:00 <StrykerX> She's too cool for games
10:00 <Nikky`> Yeah - i'm too cool for games *puffs chest out*
10:00 <StrykerX> Bewbz!
10:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <Doodle> Nikky` only plays nude twister
16:00 <Nikky`> I sure do
16:00 <Doodle> she's a champ
16:00 <StrykerX> Like a baws
16:00 <Nikky`> Yes
17:00 <Nikky`> And I never point n laugh at others
17:00 <Nikky`> I chuckle on the inside
17:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't imagine playing naked twister, I guess it'd be like drunken clumsy sex but with more people and balls in your face
19:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:00 <Kelevra> Like Doodles Saturday nights
19:00 <Nikky`> He does like a lot of balls in his face
19:00 <Kelevra> Lma
19:00 <Doodle> hey
19:00 <Kelevra> Lmao*
20:00 <Nikky`> Yes hon?
20:00 <StrykerX> He sure does
20:00 <StrykerX> ;)
20:00 <Nikky`> That was our little secret, wasn't it?
20:00 <Nikky`> sorry
20:00 <Doodle> rude
21:00 <Doodle> anyway i picked up car #1 so washing time
21:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
21:00 <Kelevra> Lol
21:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie
21:00 <Nikky`> enjoy
21:00 <StrykerX> Car is code for bf
21:00 <Kelevra> Anything to get him out of balls in his face convo
21:00 <StrykerX> Yup
21:00 <Kelevra> Admitting is the first step
21:00 <StrykerX> People don't like sharing secrets.
21:00 <Kelevra> ;p
22:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, so best not to tell me anything guys.. I shared Doodle's
22:00 <Nikky`> oops 
22:00 <Nikky`> :P
23:00 <StrykerX> You share doodles? :o
23:00 <Nikky`> Yes, want in?
24:00 <Nikky`> ;o
24:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
24:00 <beagle> just rang mate gave me these speakers
24:00 <beagle> he is in city
24:00 <StrykerX> Oh of course
24:00 <beagle> he drives car ... i sometime went there when i had ...
24:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2PepYCSO90
24:00 <beagle> will smith
25:00 <beagle> no bot ?
25:00 <beagle> fuck this sounds cool
25:00 <beagle> i highly recommend
25:00 <Kelevra> So does your facw
26:00 <beagle> next er hi kel
26:00 <Kelevra> Face*
26:00 <beagle> but ill play melbourne band
26:00 <beagle> regertator
26:00 <Kelevra> Hi Chad
26:00 <johninj4> will smith is probably the best rapper
26:00 <beagle> hello you sexy moron ?
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm good, just had beef stroganoff
26:00 <Kelevra> Sooooo yum
27:00 <Kelevra> How are you?
27:00 <beagle> he sure fucking is
27:00 <beagle> okay thanks kel
27:00 <beagle> he might be only one no one likes a fake
28:00 <johninj4> i like my rap PG
28:00 <Kelevra> That's why he went bankrupt
28:00 <beagle> these new sony are bellowing out my song
28:00 <beagle> song formerly known as !
28:00 <beagle> good fucking lord :)
28:00 <beagle> they seem to like bass
29:00 <beagle> this songs doing more than it seems lol
29:00 <beagle> it shakes fucking whole house ......
29:00 <beagle> oh btw not sure if i wanna be deaf
29:00 <TheRon> Music or noise?
29:00 <Kelevra> Your poor cat
30:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B56QbGq29fY 
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bubba Sparxxx - Back In The Mud (Jun 16, 2009) 4:15 - Category: Music - 1,744,828 views - 3,757 likes (95%), 196 dislikes (5%)
30:00 <TheRon> Long cool woman in a black dress
31:00 <beagle> fuck man i love these new sony
31:00 <beagle> woooooooooooo
31:00 <beagle> theyre hardcore i just called him
31:00 <beagle> i said thanks for speakers
31:00 <TheRon> Crank up some nickel back
31:00 <beagle> im guessing on this maybe 1999
31:00 <beagle> hehe
32:00 <beagle> he goes they are shit chad u can buy better 
32:00 <beagle> LOL
32:00 <beagle> .
32:00 <Kelevra> Haven't you ever had decent speakers?
32:00 <beagle> just old panasonic
32:00 <beagle> you'd like here listeing to this ....
32:00 <Kelevra> Well its good you have decent speakers now
32:00 <beagle> sounds like youre in a fucken orchstra, Kelevra
33:00 <beagle> hardcore, as fuck
33:00 <beagle> well u probably would 
33:00 <TheRon> Hey hey I wnna be a rock star
33:00 <beagle> yeahhhhhhhhhhh if you could get away with it lol
33:00 <beagle> i hate that fucking nickelback
33:00 <Kelevra> Ahh I like the quiet these days in all honesty
33:00 <beagle> joking ... well they ...
33:00 <beagle> hrmmmmmmmmm
34:00 <beagle> Kelevra come over to adelaide with me and listen to my music
34:00 <beagle> if u wanna
34:00 <TheRon> Using the odd sedative for the kid?
35:00 <Kelevra> I have a kid now lol, so no novelties of traveling for me anymore
35:00 <beagle> ok
35:00 <beagle> sux b u
35:00 <beagle> hrmmm
35:00 <Kelevra> Nawzh
35:00 <beagle> u will do okay u seem lovely , i spose
35:00 <TheRon> Why would you go to Adelaide?
35:00 <Kelevra> My kid is awesome
35:00 <Kelevra> I loved Adelaide
36:00 <TheRon> I loved leaving Adelaide
36:00 <Kelevra> Haha
36:00 <StrykerX> Travelling with kids is my next challenge in life.
37:00 <[Maverick]> slarrttttsssss
37:00 <StrykerX> Cunt.
37:00 <Kelevra> Its no that hard
37:00 <Kelevra> Just takes patience
37:00 <Kelevra> And grog
37:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
37:00 <TheRon> Feeding the kids brandy
38:00 <StrykerX> lol
38:00 <Kelevra> Nah grog for tbh adul
38:00 <Kelevra> The adults
38:00 <Kelevra> I hat this bloody thing
38:00 <TheRon> The kids sleep
38:00 <Kelevra> Hate*
39:00 <Kelevra> Brb 
41:00 <[Maverick]> dems 
42:00 <Kelevra> Finally the chair is moved. Worst smacking your elbow whilst typing
42:00 <beagle> u cant hide a fact
42:00 <TheRon> Worse than the head during sex?
42:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Breasts.
42:00 <beagle> ron what was wrong of adelaide did u love melbourne more ?
42:00 <TheRon> Yes!
43:00 <Kelevra> Never had that happen, sex has been tender to my head lol
43:00 <beagle> theyre aussie cities.... kind of contraversial
43:00 <beagle> ron did you ride here 
43:00 <beagle> or just lift
43:00 <beagle> if u know what im asking
43:00 <beagle> so u didnt like adelaide were u scared of us
43:00 <Kelevra> Whaaaa
43:00 <beagle> pfft. we probably bored ya to death
44:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> did u lift
44:00 <TheRon> Once I'm in Bordertown it just feels weird
45:00 <Kelevra> You don't have the travel bug then by the sounds of it
45:00 <TheRon> I'm fine with nsw
45:00 <johninj4> nsw is pretty good
45:00 <johninj4> apart from their footy teams
45:00 <johninj4> the NRL ones anyways
46:00 <Kelevra> NSW always has fires
46:00 <TheRon> Like manly Bulldogs penrith South sydney.......
46:00 <Kelevra> Its the ghey
46:00 <johninj4> roosters are the faggiest
46:00 <TheRon> Go storm
46:00 <johninj4> they are pretty much a qld team
47:00 <johninj4> i like the scenery in NSW though
47:00 <TheRon> Stop putting facts into the story
47:00 <johninj4> so green and luscious
47:00 <johninj4> except for the pox that is sydney
48:00 <beagle> pls put cool song url to me
48:00 <TheRon> Black magic woman?
48:00 <Kelevra> Lol
48:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Tv7lAt3r4 
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wu-Tang vs The Beatles: Enter The Magical Mystery Chamber (Mixtape) (Jul 10, 2012) - Category: Entertainment - 659,910 views - 8,372 likes (99%), dislikes (1%)
49:00 <doctor> eevil woman
49:00 <TheRon> Johninja I can't do it
49:00 <johninj4> i was just going through some stuff today and found that
49:00 <johninj4> really well done
49:00 <johninj4> who would of thought
49:00 <doctor> been drinking whey protein shakes and my guts are having a field day
49:00 <johninj4> lol
49:00 <johninj4> they can make you really ill doc
49:00 <doctor> too much dairy
50:00 <doctor> bring it on!
50:00 <TheRon> I've been drinking beer and......
50:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY THEY LADS!
50:00 <Kelevra> Beer and beer?
50:00 <British^Meat> i mean, whey the lads, nevermind
50:00 <TheRon> Well you can't always get what you want
51:00 <Kelevra> Lol
51:00 <doctor> beer and chicken breasts?
51:00 <Kelevra> Breastsssss
51:00 <TheRon> But if you try sometimes you might just find you get what you need
51:00 <doctor> has a nice sound to it. breasts
52:00 <doctor> should be a word of endearment. when something great happens we should say "breasts"
52:00 <StrykerX> Beer n breasts?
52:00 <StrykerX> Sign me up!!
52:00 <[Maverick]> breasts??? 
52:00 <doctor> breasts!
52:00 <TheRon> Beer dispensing breasts?
52:00 <Kelevra> That's tits moite
52:00 <johninj4> it's a trap
52:00 <doctor> TheRon has the idea
53:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, you're a genius!
53:00 <StrykerX> Beer dispensing breasts!!
53:00 <TheRon> I do try
53:00 <doctor> breasts!
53:00 <Kelevra> Just fill up some baby bottles, it'd be like suckling from a bewb
54:00 <Kelevra> Creepy but yeahh
54:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
54:00 <DemonsRun> Etc did I just walk into?
54:00 <TheRon> Breasts!
54:00 <Kelevra> Madness
54:00 <TheRon> They're wonderful
55:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, we were discussing beer dispensing breasts
55:00 <StrykerX> Every mans dream
55:00 <Kelevra> They're the strange
55:00 <DemonsRun> I see
55:00 <DemonsRun> My feet hurt
55:00 <DemonsRun> So bad
55:00 <StrykerX> MRRIAGE MATERISL FOR SURE!
55:00 <StrykerX> Minus caps
56:00 <StrykerX> Danced the night away, DemonsRun?
56:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck no
56:00 <johninj4> been walking or something crazy?
56:00 <johninj4> haha
56:00 <DemonsRun> But a whole night in heels hurts
56:00 <Kelevra> Ouch
56:00 <johninj4> my blisters only just heeled up from my gippsland treck
56:00 <DemonsRun> Did nothing for my knee either
56:00 <StrykerX> naww diddums :P
56:00 <TheRon> They had bob Marley playing yesterday whilst I played bowls
56:00 <johninj4> ahh yeah heels, that will do it
56:00 <TheRon> Needed a spliff
56:00 <Kelevra> Been a longtime since I rocked heels out
56:00 <DemonsRun> Had a wedding last night mel
57:00 <DemonsRun> All dressed up to the hills lol
57:00 <Kelevra> Ooooer
57:00 <Kelevra> Nice!
57:00 <[Maverick]> dressssseddd tooo killll 
57:00 <[Maverick]> shooot to thrilllllll 
57:00 <johninj4> weed doesn't really help your athletic abilities
57:00 <johninj4> but bowls would probs be ok
57:00 <Kelevra> I'm the same, I only wear heels if its for an occasion or going out
58:00 <DemonsRun> I think I looked pretty Damn good lol
58:00 <doctor> can help with mental gymnastics if it doesn't make you paranoid
58:00 <Kelevra> Waiting on my 30th to get dolled up
58:00 <DemonsRun> Pics!
58:00 <TheRon> I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me
58:00 <doctor> physical ability you may aswell smoke meth
58:00 <johninj4> yeh
58:00 <StrykerX> 3 weeks till I'm 29 :(
58:00 <StrykerX> I feel old
58:00 <doctor> that is old
59:00 <johninj4> kids
59:00 <doctor> one full year ahead of me
59:00 <TheRon> All downhill from there
59:00 <doctor> lol
59:00 <johninj4> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> Youngen going to cause kaos StrykerX ?
59:00 <johninj4> you get athuritus at 30
59:00 <StrykerX> I'm already on the downhill, TheRon
59:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra, fuckin oath
59:00 <TheRon> Oh yeah that's after 21
00:00 <Kelevra> Woot, get yourself on the news
00:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha, don't be surprised
00:00 <DemonsRun> I got like... 8 months til I'm 24? Haha
00:00 <TheRon> Hi mum
00:00 <doctor> after 21, if you haven't made your first million and banged at least 12 9-10/10 broads you have failed
00:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <StrykerX> You're only 23?
00:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u-HCHCuHMg
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica- Am I Evil? (Studio Version) (Aug 10, 2008) 7:52 - Category: Music - 2,734,864 views - 11,144 likes (97.5%), 290 dislikes (2.5%)
00:00 <DemonsRun> I am only 23
00:00 <Kelevra> I guess I'm the only one looking forward to 30 lol
00:00 <beagle> listening to that stuff
01:00 <beagle> is kinda crazy.
01:00 <doctor> i'm surprised anyone under the age of 25 ends up here
01:00 <StrykerX> Fuck, didn't realise you're a baby lol
01:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked 
01:00 <doctor> must be wise beyond your years
01:00 <johninj4> #OldFolksHome
01:00 <TheRon> Kelevra it's not all its cracked up to b
01:00 <Kelevra> Lol
01:00 <StrykerX> loll
01:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not a baby!
01:00 <Kelevra> TheRon: it shall be for me
01:00 <DemonsRun> Go Fuck yourself StrykerX 
01:00 <StrykerX> :>
01:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
01:00 <StrykerX> <:
01:00 <johninj4> lol
02:00 <johninj4> she gets cranky if she doesn't get enough sleep
02:00 <StrykerX> Can I use the rattle? :')
02:00 <TheRon> Would me as the stripper go down well at the party
02:00 <DemonsRun> She does johninj4 
02:00 <Kelevra> TheRon: you should be a stripper, travelling for $
03:00 <Kelevra> Oil up those titties
03:00 <StrykerX> Pix
03:00 <TheRon> Danny devito on friends style
03:00 <Kelevra> Haha
03:00 <doctor> i'll be his agent, I've got a few distant great aunts who might be interested
03:00 <Kelevra> I love that episode
05:00 <TheRon> A George Constanza o gram?
05:00 <Kelevra> I don't dig his squinty eyes
06:00 <TheRon> Damn
06:00 <Kelevra> Its why I don't like Renee zelwiger
06:00 <Kelevra> Bloody squinters
07:00 <TheRon> The plastic face has nothing to do with it?
07:00 <Kelevra> Her new face job makes her look like a normal person 
08:00 <Kelevra> She's nothing special now, before she was pretty attractive even though she was squinty
09:00 <[Maverick]> I would still give her the minivan 
10:00 <Kelevra> Lol
10:00 <DemonsRun> God damn phone
10:00 <Kelevra> Massage your feet on the feet on the floor :P
10:00 <Kelevra> Stopped phone
10:00 <Kelevra> Stupid*
10:00 <TheRon> And the cats in cradle on the silver spoon.......
11:00 <Kelevra> Brb the puppy is awake
12:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh I'm waiting on pics from last night
12:00 <johninj4> lol
12:00 <TheRon> Nothing embarrassing I hope
13:00 <johninj4> I hate weddings
13:00 <johninj4> always end up running a fuck
14:00 <TheRon> You get a root at weddings?
14:00 <johninj4> nah getting in fights mainly
15:00 <johninj4> free booze and emotion 
15:00 <johninj4> recipe for disaster
15:00 <TheRon> You're the voice try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear
15:00 <johninj4> hi nath
16:00 <johninj4> aww
16:00 <TheRon> Speaking of breasts
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
17:00 <Kelevra> Obsessed with the breasts
18:00 <TheRon> What?
18:00 <Kelevra> U.R
18:00 <TheRon> Saying like its a bad thing
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm not keen on them personally but I respect your obsession
22:00 <TheRon> They're magical
22:00 <TheRon> They can get you speeding tickets
23:00 <Kelevra> That doesn't seem magical
23:00 <TheRon> Make seeming normal blokes do stupid stuff?
24:00 <Kelevra> Ohh
24:00 <Kelevra> I see that point of view now
26:00 <TheRon> Oh I just died in your arms tonight
27:00 <DoC> lol
27:00 <DoC> whose arms TheRon?
27:00 <TheRon> Good question
28:00 <TheRon> Breasts
29:00 <DoC> lol
30:00 <TheRon> Do you fuck on first dates?
30:00 <TheRon> Does your dad own a brewery..
32:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10641102_994066033955516_3195051126448137399_n.jpg?oh=13ec3fe157a7908ecd95ceeed2161c05&oe=552C349D&__gda__=1433054379_800c61e615563645d1687ef6d7911211
33:00 <johninj4> haha
33:00 <TheRon> And it's over to you Adolf
35:00 <TheRon> Take the pressure down
35:00 <Kelevra> Is John Farnham still alive? O.o
36:00 <TheRon> Yes he's doing his final tour
36:00 <Doodle> loool
36:00 <Doodle> the im not dead yet tour
36:00 <TheRon> I'll give it another crack tour
36:00 <Kelevra> Again?
37:00 <Kelevra> I thought he did his final tour years ago
37:00 <TheRon> Yes and he called it as such
37:00 <Kelevra> He must be a gambler, along with anyone going to see him
38:00 <TheRon> Glenn Wheatley the manager spent time in jail
38:00 <johninj4> lol@this wild bill doco
38:00 <johninj4> he just fired 3 shots from his double barrel shotty
39:00 <Kelevra> What for?
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm thinking tax
39:00 <TheRon> Fraud embezzlement
39:00 <Kelevra> Ahh
39:00 <TheRon> Or it could be tax
40:00 <Kelevra> Wasn't he Lara bingles manager or was that someone else?
40:00 <TheRon> No idea
40:00 <Kelevra> I know her manager is/was abit shifty
41:00 <TheRon> Could bevwheatley
42:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
42:00 <Doodle> TheRon driving
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dover Police DashCam Confessional (Shake it Off) (Jan 16, 2015) - Category: People & Blogs - 6,036,733 views - 44,200 likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%)
42:00 <TheRon> Bring me a higher love
42:00 <TheRon> I'm an excellent driver
42:00 <Doodle> steve winwood
45:00 <StrykerX> Dozed off
45:00 <johninj4> at the keyboard?
45:00 <TheRon> Breasts
46:00 <StrykerX> Yes
46:00 <StrykerX> I'm on the couch ctually
46:00 <StrykerX> But yer
47:00 <TheRon> Cricket?
47:00 <johninj4> bo55
48:00 <TheRon> We built this city on rock n roll
49:00 <TheRon> You me rog, what were the chances?
49:00 <DemonsRun> I.e. ant to watch a movie... But idk what one 
49:00 <TheRon> Porky's 
51:00 <DemonsRun> Nup.
51:00 <TheRon> Porky's 2?
53:00 <TheRon> I bless the rains down in Africa
53:00 <johninj4> 39°C	41°C	39°C	38°C	39°C	39°C	40°C
53:00 <johninj4> yay, great week
54:00 <TheRon> Chicks won't be wearing much
54:00 <johninj4> only chick around here for 20kms is my mum
54:00 <johninj4> so i hope she does
54:00 <TheRon> Damn
54:00 <DoC> Lol
55:00 <johninj4> eh gonna hit the road soon i reckon
55:00 <johninj4> hot and fucking boring
58:00 <TheRon> Damn
58:00 <johninj4> hey bee_girl
58:00 <bee_girl> johninj4 <3
58:00 <TheRon> It was the summer of '69
58:00 <bee_girl> its hot!
58:00 <johninj4> how was your weekend?
59:00 <johninj4> yeah it really is
59:00 <johninj4> ahh damb humid there too
00:00 <DemonsRun> 6pm
00:00 <DemonsRun> Not long now
00:00 <chelle> I have the worst headache evar
00:00 <johninj4> whatcha waiting for?
01:00 <bee_girl> pretty good johninj4 -no complaints
01:00 <bee_girl> and u?
02:00 <johninj4> yeah not too bad, been editing names on music files and converting them lol
02:00 <DemonsRun> Someone to get his ass online
02:00 <DemonsRun> As usual
03:00 <chelle> oooh loverrrr
03:00 <DemonsRun> Not likely.
03:00 <johninj4> ahh
03:00 <chelle> dude, teasing.
03:00 <TheRon> Oooh pooh child things are going to get easier
04:00 <johninj4> thats still cute though even if platonic
04:00 <chelle> agree
04:00 <johninj4> hah
04:00 <chelle> hey Skirmish 
04:00 <chelle> is it flirting time again
05:00 <Skirmish> I'm here to chat up the fuck out of you chelle. 
05:00 <Skirmish> errrr
05:00 <chelle> hahaha
05:00 <Skirmish> You get the idea. 
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <chelle> IVE BEEN WAITING
05:00 <bee_girl> lol johninj4 will u ever finish converting those filenames??
05:00 <TheRon> Skirmish put it away geez
05:00 <DoC> CRICKET started!
05:00 <DemonsRun> chelle: did you call me dude before?
05:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao
05:00 <johninj4> i'm getting there bee_girl...
05:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I am simply here for the ladies. 
05:00 <chelle> DemonsRun: totes dude.
05:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish <3
05:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: :) 
05:00 <DemonsRun> So not a dude. Haha
05:00 <Skirmish> Dude looks like a lady *sings*
05:00 <chelle> DemonsRun: no i know. i call my female bestie that too, dude.
06:00 <johninj4> aw damb i thought it was Skirmish you were waiting for
06:00 <DemonsRun> Lol just making sureeee
06:00 <chelle> dragen: yeah I know you're a girl. I usually use dude when I'm a little exasperated.
06:00 <DemonsRun> Nah johninj4 
06:00 <DemonsRun> dragen: ? Hahahaha
06:00 <chelle> erm, too many tabs, sorry dra	gen, I meant DemonsRun !
06:00 <chelle> :D
06:00 <DemonsRun> You're not on a roll tonight are ya? Haha
07:00 <chelle> no, I'm doing my nails
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <chelle> so I'll be typing a bit shit
07:00 <johninj4> same
07:00 <DemonsRun> That explains it
07:00 <chelle> whered she go?
07:00 <johninj4> rage
07:00 <chelle> we were mid convo.
07:00 <chelle> LOL
07:00 <chelle> WHOS ON A ROLL NOW
07:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking phone.
07:00 <chelle> ahahahahahah
07:00 <DemonsRun> SHUDDUP
07:00 <chelle> i was all talking to you about my nails
07:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: Imagine the pussy I would get if I went on tour! slinky_J's head would explode. 
07:00 <chelle> and you just left
07:00 <chelle> lol
08:00 <johninj4> lol Skirmish
08:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't do it on purpose! Haha
08:00 <chelle> so, as i was saying
08:00 <chelle> some are shellac
08:00 <chelle> and some are acrylic
08:00 <chelle> and some have completely broken off
08:00 <DemonsRun> Oh I need some shellac paint
08:00 <chelle> so TOTAL REHAULD
08:00 <Skirmish> chelle: Are they stylish nails or slut nails? 
08:00 <chelle> -d
08:00 <chelle> Skirmish: i dont understand
08:00 <Skirmish> Well there are nails that women get done that look good ... and then there are nails that women get done that look like they belong on a hooker.
08:00 <DemonsRun> Have you seen the choc sauce and sprinkles nails? Lol
09:00 <chelle> Skirmish: I'm a beautician so I do my own.
09:00 <johninj4> it's mainly the colour
09:00 <DemonsRun> Like bright pink for a Booker Skirmish ?
09:00 <DemonsRun> Hooker 
09:00 <Skirmish> chelle: Give me a look at your nails when you're done and I will let you know which ones you have.
09:00 <DemonsRun> Mine are always blue...
09:00 <johninj4> they are all the same when they are ripping up your back
09:00 <chelle> for NYE I did multicoloured nails
09:00 <DemonsRun> Toes too. 
09:00 <chelle> all the colours of the rainbow
10:00 <DemonsRun> But can't fix them coz Carter ran off with the polish
10:00 <chelle> Skirmish: see you mistakenly think I care 
10:00 <chelle> lol DemonsRun 
10:00 <DemonsRun> Red orange yellow green indigo violet?
10:00 <Skirmish> chelle: I didn't think you cared, I was just going to let you know. 
10:00 <chelle> DemonsRun: yes!
10:00 <DemonsRun> Green blue indigo*
10:00 <Skirmish> I know you're apathetic to the views of others. 
10:00 <chelle> but i added in pink
10:00 <DemonsRun> Well there isn't enough for 10 nails lol
11:00 <chelle> Skirmish: im not apathetic to the views of others, just to the views of most ircers
11:00 <chelle> DemonsRun: i did red orange yellow light green dark green light blue dark blue violet pink
11:00 <chelle> is that 10?
11:00 <DemonsRun> I'd ask Skirmish what mine are but I'm pretty sure he deleted snapchat again
11:00 <Skirmish> Well my views should matter since I only log in to chat you up.
11:00 <chelle> probably 2 pinks
11:00 <DemonsRun> Aha! Good thinking 99!
11:00 <chelle> DemonsRun: you snap? 
11:00 <DemonsRun> I love snapchat.
12:00 <johninj4> "i think you shot mike :("
12:00 <chelle> can add you?
12:00 <johninj4> hate when that happens
12:00 <chelle> need more snap friends
12:00 <DemonsRun> Of course
12:00 <DemonsRun> Derugo
12:00 <chelle> awesome
12:00 <chelle> will add you when my phone is done charging its in my bedroom
13:00 <chelle> i need to find acetone
13:00 <DemonsRun> Okies
13:00 <DemonsRun> You should have had acetone already lol
13:00 <chelle> i had non acetone nail polish remover
13:00 <chelle> but i need the acetone to get the stupid shellac off
14:00 <chelle> i actually hate shellac its a bitch to get off
14:00 <Pieter> bunnings
14:00 <Pieter> =p
14:00 <chelle> just like me.
14:00 <chelle> lulz.
14:00 <Skirmish> You're difficult to get off? 
15:00 <johninj4> oh come on
15:00 <johninj4> you don't like a challenge?
15:00 <Skirmish> No. 
16:00 <Skirmish> You can have her John since we're both sexual irc deviates. 
16:00 <johninj4> thankyou man
16:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back TheRon. 
16:00 <TheRon> Cheers
17:00 <Skirmish> Hey it's that autistic kid. Welcome back nate
18:00 <nate> hi skirmy! what ye doin
18:00 <Skirmish> nomuch. Just got comfortable at work. Last night! Woo
18:00 <johninj4> nate seems ok, better than some of the riff raff
18:00 <johninj4> last night before holidays?
18:00 <Skirmish> Nah he's missing a few chromosomes.
19:00 <nate> skirmy is correct
19:00 <Skirmish> No last night before few days off then back wednesday. 
19:00 <johninj4> ahh 
19:00 <johninj4> good enough
19:00 <nate> what are u going to do on said nights off?
19:00 <nate> take the kids to the park?
19:00 <Skirmish> Chill out at home as always. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Kids? 
19:00 <nate> guessing:)
20:00 <Skirmish> No. No kids to the park. Relax at home. Got optometrist appointments for the son and I on Tuesday. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Work stuff to do. brb
21:00 <TheRon> I got a pint
21:00 <nate> ronny u got it all buddy
21:00 <johninj4> i got a cider
22:00 <johninj4> somersby is the best cider
22:00 <johninj4> not acidic
22:00 <TheRon> I need breasts
23:00 <Ana_Ng> boob o gram
23:00 <Ana_Ng> get on your buuber app
23:00 <StrykerX> lolol
23:00 <nate> theron if u had small boobs would u get a boob job?
23:00 <nate> or just ugly ones
23:00 <nate> eww:)
23:00 <TheRon> Yes, something to play with
23:00 <nate> hehe
24:00 <nate> chick next door is all boobs no body
24:00 <nate> fake ones
24:00 <StrykerX> Natural over fake anyday
24:00 <johninj4> small boobs are fine
24:00 <johninj4> fake is just yuck imo
25:00 <TheRon> Fake tits is like going out with a yacht
25:00 <johninj4> as long as there is a mouthful 
25:00 <johninj4> then its all good
25:00 <Pieter> you've obviously never touched fake tits
25:00 <johninj4> nor have i wanted too
25:00 <Pieter> they feel just as real as normal ones
25:00 <johninj4> fake boobs = fake people with insecurity issues
25:00 <bee_girl> going out with a yacht?
25:00 <Pieter> jesus :/
26:00 <StrykerX> Here here, johninj4
26:00 <TheRon> So much silicon
26:00 <StrykerX> Should be happy with what you have.
26:00 <DemonsRun> Need food.
26:00 <DemonsRun> Someone get me food?
26:00 <StrykerX> If you want them bigger, put on weight.
26:00 <bee_girl> ahhh
26:00 <johninj4> or get preggers
26:00 <bee_girl> maybe a leaky yacht
26:00 <StrykerX> Or that
26:00 <TheRon> It's been known
26:00 <bee_girl> lol
27:00 <TheRon> Baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
28:00 <nate> drool!
30:00 <TheRon> Ahh the lint is the best
30:00 <TheRon> Pint
30:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <johninj4> i was starting to worry about you
30:00 <nate> belly button lint?
31:00 <nate> ninja u having a good day, being a ninja and all?
31:00 <johninj4> yeh not bad
31:00 <johninj4> you?
32:00 <TheRon> I've had my knee elevated and on ice all day
32:00 <nate> bit hot, but its cooling down
32:00 <nate> yeah what u got theron?
32:00 <TheRon> Gout
32:00 <nate> ahh i had that once
33:00 <StrykerX> Oh ouch
33:00 <nate> 2 much milk and spaggetti
33:00 <StrykerX> I get it in my ankle
33:00 <StrykerX> Never me knee.
33:00 <StrykerX> :/
33:00 <TheRon> Beer
33:00 <johninj4> yeh old man gets that
33:00 <nate> dairy and acidic tomathoes
33:00 <johninj4> get your heart checked imo
33:00 <johninj4> usually a sign of it not pumping fluid well
33:00 <nate> beer has done it?
33:00 <johninj4> if it happens often
33:00 <nate> yeast infection:)
34:00 <StrykerX> Beer causes it
34:00 <StrykerX> So does citric drinks/food
34:00 <StrykerX> Tomato etc
34:00 <TheRon> Played bowls yesterday probBly shouldn't have
34:00 <TheRon> Don't like tomato
36:00 <nate> love these guys lifting weights, ohh they soo natty
36:00 <nate> my ass!
38:00 <TheRon> Anybody think we shouldn't be playing sport next weekend..
38:00 <TheRon> Aus day weekend
38:00 <nate> australia is all about sport
38:00 <Kelevra> I'm having fried tomato with my steak tonight :)
38:00 <Kelevra> Yum!
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ the gout discussion. Has nothing to do with your heart John. It's a build up of uric acid in your system and it crystalises in your joints. Sometimes feet, sometimes ankles, sometimes knees, sometimes shoulders. 
38:00 <nate> u may feed theron in bed kelevra:)
39:00 <Pieter> uh oh
39:00 <Kelevra> He just said he doesn't like tomato
39:00 <TheRon> Yeah woman
39:00 <Kelevra> More for me
39:00 <johninj4> nah man
39:00 <johninj4> if you drink too much liquid then your heart can have trouble moving it around the body
39:00 <nate> he will do it for love
39:00 <TheRon> Saturday nights alright for fighting
39:00 <Kelevra> Aww
39:00 <nate> ohh baby i love tomato
39:00 <nate> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> I tomato you
40:00 <TheRon> Juddy's wife is on next
40:00 <nate> milk dont help gout i swear 
40:00 <nate> 'O
40:00 <johninj4> not saying it's all gout but it can be a sympton that your heart isn't functioning well
41:00 <Kelevra> They call it the rich mans sickness or something
41:00 <TheRon> Yes
41:00 <nate> fuck i could be off
41:00 <Skirmish> I get gout in my right foot. Kills me for a day. 
41:00 <Skirmish> YAY for Indocid. 
42:00 <TheRon> Played bowls on yesterday swelled up a bit today
42:00 <DemonsRun> Indocid?
42:00 <nate> Other foods that cause gout are also dairy products and vegetables because they can be high in purines. Dairy products that have a lot of fat like whole milk, butter, and cheese can cause gout
42:00 <nate> aaaahhhh!
42:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Hardcore anti-inflammatory. 
42:00 <nate> milk ;l
42:00 <DemonsRun> Ahh
42:00 <StrykerX> I think I have that actually, Skirmish
43:00 <StrykerX> I started on Lengout but it worked too slow.
43:00 <DemonsRun> Doc only gave me forte for the torn tendon
43:00 <DemonsRun> The bitch
43:00 <Kelevra> Surprised I've never copped it
43:00 <nate> Also there are foods that cause gout flares which are lentil beans and yeast. This is why beer should be avoided since it is a product made from yeast. Those with gout should avoid the consumption of alcoholic beverages altogether. 
43:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, they won't give you morph. You need to be in hosp to get that.
43:00 <DemonsRun> Ik
43:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Def go Indocid. 
43:00 <StrykerX> I've still got some hee
43:00 <nate> u been eating lentil beans theron?:)
43:00 <StrykerX> Here
43:00 <DemonsRun> Shuddup
43:00 <StrykerX> It's good shit
43:00 <johninj4> or your local heroin dealer
43:00 <DemonsRun> A girl can dream 
43:00 <TheRon> Rebecca Jude would you?
43:00 <DemonsRun> About many many things
43:00 <StrykerX> Or simply msg Pieter
44:00 <TheRon> Judd
44:00 <johninj4> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> Need a script for it. My doc gives me one for 100 tabs. Lasts me over a year. 
44:00 <StrykerX> I'm sure he can get you morph
44:00 <johninj4> she's off
45:00 <Kelevra> Morphine is poo
45:00 <DemonsRun> Yes! Finally got a decent pic from last night
45:00 <Kelevra> Share!
45:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Send it. 
45:00 <nate> i got some antihistomine from the chemist, bitch thought i was gonna use it to get high and didnt want to give it to me, im like i do what the doctor says :D
45:00 <johninj4> it's good if you aren't in pain
45:00 <TheRon> Cricket is back
46:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish it's the same as what you seen last night lol
46:00 <johninj4> lol can you even get high of antihystamine?
46:00 <DemonsRun> Uploading Kelevra 
46:00 <johninj4> pretty sure you can get it without a script
46:00 <Kelevra> All pain killers fuck me up for ages, they make me feel horrible to say the least
46:00 <johninj4> maybe its the same as sudafed 
46:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: The newer ones, no. The older ones, especially the old telfast that was a compound drug was highly sought after by drug manufacturers. 
46:00 <johninj4> i just use palaramin
46:00 <StrykerX> My doctor gave me Indomethacin for gout
46:00 <doctor> pain is good
47:00 <doctor> love your pain
47:00 <StrykerX> It works amazing
47:00 <DemonsRun> Kelevra: http://imgur.com/yMLGv9R
47:00 <TheRon> I took two pills this morning that's been it
47:00 <DemonsRun> The blonde lol
47:00 <nate> i dunno john, but even for pain killers they write down ya name
47:00 <StrykerX> It either works well or you get poisoning from it
47:00 <johninj4> i just like the reefer, cure everything
47:00 <johninj4> boredom too
47:00 <doctor> yeah you do look young
47:00 <TheRon> Buffalo soldier........
48:00 <johninj4> are you the cute blonde or the cute brunette?
48:00 <Skirmish> Telfast used to be two blobs of drug stuck together with a coating. Drug makers would get it bulk and sit there and run their fingernail around it to break the coating and take the psuedo from it. 
48:00 <johninj4> i see
48:00 <nate> ooomp there it is!
48:00 <StrykerX> Who uploaded a baby photo?
48:00 <johninj4> hahaha
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd do you if I had the correct bits and pieces
48:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked StrykerX 
48:00 <Kelevra> =)
49:00 <Kelevra> Very beautiful young lady
49:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Mel, totes would do you too xD 
49:00 <johninj4> hi ooomp
49:00 <StrykerX> That's hot.
49:00 <Kelevra> Aww yay for the gays
49:00 <ooomp> o/
49:00 <Kelevra> =D
49:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX: you wouldn't be watching.
49:00 <Skirmish>  The chick beside you in that pic is balding DemonsRun. I haven't seen a forehead that huge since Mzyoyo. 
49:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
49:00 <johninj4> lol she is like 1000% over mzyoyo
50:00 <DemonsRun> I won't forward that to her xD 
50:00 <johninj4> i have met her
50:00 <Skirmish> Her cleopatra wannabe dress is also terrible. 
50:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
50:00 <johninj4> crazy bitch
50:00 <johninj4> fugly too
50:00 <DemonsRun> She looked amazing in that dress
50:00 <Skirmish> lol John I could have told you that. 
50:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, Kelevra is my friend, she'd let me. :D
50:00 <Skirmish> Saved you the grief of enduring her. 
50:00 <johninj4> i can deal with crazy or fugly but both is too much
50:00 <DemonsRun> I wouldn't StrykerX lol
51:00 <DemonsRun> Would be weird for you to watch a baby xD 
51:00 <StrykerX> Oh god
51:00 <StrykerX> Now I sound like Picard :/
51:00 <johninj4> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> :-/ 
51:00 <nate> picard is awesomenesS!
52:00 <johninj4> nobody has ever said that
52:00 <johninj4> congrats
52:00 <Kelevra> We're old StrykerX, we have to try to be less creepy then Picard
52:00 <Kelevra> So TRY
52:00 <Skirmish> I got accused of being a pedo last night in PM by some random because I am going to marry a 30yo. 
52:00 <StrykerX> LOL wtf
53:00 <nate> a 03 year old?
53:00 <Skirmish> Kids be growing up really late these days. 
53:00 <johninj4> you have been going to marry her for like 2 years now
53:00 <johninj4> sheesh man
53:00 <StrykerX> They do, Skirmish
53:00 <Skirmish> August John. It was a long engagement. 
53:00 <johninj4> ahh cool
53:00 <StrykerX> You poor man
53:00 <Skirmish> I don't rush into things. Hence 36yo getting married for the first time. 
53:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy that chain
54:00 <johninj4> why do people even get married anymore
54:00 <Skirmish> Nah nothing like that StrykerX. I wouldn't be getting married if it was. 
54:00 <StrykerX> Good stuff
54:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: To force that bitch to have my surname. :D 
54:00 <Pieter> not to have kids out of wedlock
54:00 <johninj4> haha fair enough
54:00 <Skirmish> It's all about dominance. 
54:00 <StrykerX> John I ws talking about this over a few beers the other night with a mate.
55:00 <StrykerX> It's just a piece of paper nowadays
55:00 <johninj4> so its better to have kids in wedlock then get divorced eh piet
55:00 <Skirmish> No I still think it is more. 
55:00 <johninj4> yeah its meaningless
55:00 <Skirmish> If you consider marriage a piece of paper, then you shouldn't get married. 
55:00 <Pieter> best to stay together
55:00 <nate> my mate dated a chick with 2kids, knocked her up, married her with a baby bump, romantic:)
55:00 <StrykerX> I'm not getting married.
55:00 <StrykerX> :)
55:00 <Lish> It is a piece of paper
55:00 <Pieter> but gurls always wanna play the im engaged card
55:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is a relationship advice expert. 
55:00 <johninj4> lol
55:00 <Lish> It literally means nothing
55:00 <Pieter> they fuck with the meaning of being married
56:00 <johninj4> imagine piets wedding
56:00 <Pieter> here we go
56:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
56:00 <ooomp> Let's not
56:00 <Skirmish> Lish: It means whatever the two people want it to mean. As I said. If you don't consider marriage to be something, then it's best not to bother. 
56:00 <nate> pieter is marrying ooomp?
56:00 <StrykerX> Bowls of Heroin on each table
56:00 <johninj4> everyone is in the bathroom shooting up and misses the ceremony
56:00 <Pieter> shut up ooomp!
56:00 <Pieter> my wedding would be freekin awesome
56:00 <ooomp> Pieter married heroin
56:00 <Unstrayan> fire almost reach to the parliament house in canberra
56:00 <nate> unstrayan u getting married soon?
56:00 <Pieter> atleast i found something ;)
57:00 <Unstrayan> with norell yes nate
57:00 <nate> pieter something?:)
57:00 <nate> who is norell pictures?
57:00 <StrykerX> A new dealer, Pieter?
57:00 <Pieter> a giraffe
57:00 <johninj4> just imagine behhh with long hair
57:00 <Pieter> there would be a giraffe at my wedding
57:00 <Skirmish> Pieter's wedding would be in a Births/Deaths/Marriage registration office. Him and his bride would be broke ass niggers from getting high all the time and that would be all they could afford. 
57:00 <Lish> Skirmish: yeah some people are really into it, I'm married but we got married for lols more than anything else. I don't wear a ring (although I have one) haven't changed my name
57:00 <Pieter> AND NO IM NOT MARRYING A MONKEY AT THE ZOO
57:00 <Unstrayan> http://oi57.tinypic.com/28reh5d.jpg
58:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, he'd be on a payment plan with BDM
58:00 <StrykerX> :/
58:00 <StrykerX> Which is defaulted a few times
58:00 <Unstrayan> i'll miss her nate when i go to london this year
58:00 <johninj4> "here babe a made this ring from an old needle, want to be my wife?"
58:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Well there you go it does mean something to you guys. It's a statement you make together as a married couple. 
58:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <nate> soo sweet unstrayan
59:00 <Lish> Yeah I'm ok with people getting married and having big weddings
59:00 <Lish> Just not for me
59:00 <Unstrayan> 27000 indians got their citizensheep this year how lucky they were
59:00 <johninj4> i'll only get married if she is really rich
59:00 <Skirmish> We're spending less than $10k. It's family and very close friends. We've even left out family that don't make an effort to stay in touch. 
00:00 <StrykerX> John, I like your thinking
00:00 <Lish> That's good, more intimate and you don't waste too much $$
00:00 <Skirmish> We're not about putting on a show. It's about us. I an enjoying the organising ... except for the pressure to look at table centre pieces. 
00:00 <Unstrayan> thanks nate will you look after her nate when I am gone
00:00 <johninj4> dude don't get involved in the planning
00:00 <Unstrayan> shes basically good for nothng
00:00 <johninj4> thats one thing you want to stay the fuck out of
00:00 <Unstrayan> but i still love her
00:00 <Skirmish> I've been involved in the planning since the start. Why wouldn't I? I would end up getting to the day and having to be involved in something I hated. Fuck that. 
01:00 <StrykerX> Unstrayan, my indian mate got his citizenship last year
01:00 <StrykerX> He's a good fella
01:00 <johninj4> yeah but it's their big day
01:00 <Unstrayan> i get more loves from trangender than the other genders
01:00 <johninj4> a guy doesn't really give a fuck 
01:00 <Skirmish> No, it's OUR big day. 
01:00 <johninj4> do you care how pretty it looks though?
01:00 <StrykerX> Anyway I'm off, shit to do
01:00 <johninj4> gawd
01:00 <StrykerX> Bbl cunts
01:00 <johninj4> ciao
01:00 <Lish> Sounds good skirmish 
01:00 <Lish> How long you been together? 
02:00 <Skirmish> 6 years by the time we get married. 
02:00 <Lish> Cool
02:00 <Unstrayan> we look at each other in bed then hold hands sob in tears together
02:00 <Lish> Lolol
02:00 <johninj4> lol
02:00 <johninj4> romantic
02:00 <Unstrayan> thanks
03:00 <johninj4> it's all about holding each other while you cry
03:00 <Unstrayan> after the tear we go for the cocks
03:00 <johninj4> sounds like a solid relationship
03:00 <Unstrayan> ahh tmi
03:00 <johninj4> oh you both have dicks?
03:00 <johninj4> damb
03:00 <johninj4> double the fun
03:00 <Unstrayan> ofcourse how it should be
03:00 <johninj4> i didn't notice her adams apple
03:00 <Nikky`> errr what did I wake to
04:00 <johninj4> yeah she must know how to hide it
04:00 <johninj4> can't see that
04:00 <Unstrayan> im going to marry a british bangladeshi for the citizenship in england
05:00 <DemonsRun> I'm going bonkers with this shit.
05:00 <johninj4> it's not so bad
05:00 <johninj4> i just had no net for 4 days
05:00 <johninj4> or mobile
05:00 <johninj4> stone age man
05:00 <Unstrayan> should I study MBA in International business at greenwich (dual cert) or MA in luxury hospitality management with internship at UWL
06:00 <Unstrayan> UWL is like 17miles from my aunt's home but i really want
07:00 <DemonsRun> It's gotta be the app, does it on WiFi and 3g
07:00 <Unstrayan> to get there you need two trains two buses fuck me
07:00 <johninj4> you could try typing the pong from the server window in when you connect
07:00 <johninj4> looks like this If you are having problems connecting due to ping timeouts, please type /quote PONG XPNYIQHZMG or /raw PONG XPNYIQHZMG now.
07:00 <johninj4> worked for me once
07:00 <L|> yo
08:00 <L|> li ⿔
08:00 <L|> 〢
08:00 <Unstrayan> the billowing smoke hempered DemonsRun's internet or could be the dugging for holes in nsw NBN scheme by turnbull
08:00 <johninj4> do you speak english like that irl?
09:00 <DemonsRun> But I'm not pinging
09:00 <johninj4> i would employ you for the lols
09:00 <DemonsRun> It says, reconnected due to connectivity change
09:00 <L|> deeeeem
09:00 <johninj4> ahh ok
09:00 <L|> ones
09:00 <DemonsRun> Cunt of a thing
10:00 <L|> trollops
10:00 <Unstrayan> you have missed out but i felt better
10:00 <L|> ya'll
10:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
10:00 <L|> speak
11:00 <L|> (())(())(())(())
11:00 <L|>  ))          ))
11:00 <L|>  V           V
11:00 <nate> the bot is down!
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original) (Mar 13, 2009) 2:59 - Category: Music - 25,988,393 views - 77,847 likes (95.7%), 3,480 dislikes (4.3%)
11:00 <nate> ohh there it is
11:00 <johninj4> BlackDevil has ebola
12:00 <L|> 4
12:00 <Unstrayan> heatwave in QLD, bushfire for rest of the states are the news
12:00 <BlackDevil> had
12:00 <johninj4> has it been 24 days now?
12:00 <Unstrayan> http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/bushfire-burning-out-of-control-at-captains-flat-20150117-12sgm2.html
12:00 <Unstrayan> i hope the parliament catch fire
12:00 <johninj4> congrats
12:00 <L|> what
12:00 <johninj4> we all do beehhh
12:00 <L|> jonaabitch
12:00 <L|> shut up
12:00 <johninj4> calm down chris
12:00 <L|> no u
12:00 <johninj4> you are just really high
12:00 <Unstrayan> i''ll celebrate with petervella 5lt californian wine
12:00 <nate> is that chris!
13:00 <L|> fuck u
13:00 <nate> hi chris ;o
13:00 <L|> hi
13:00 <L|> i am 4
13:00 <Unstrayan> jono
13:00 <johninj4> drugs are supposed to make you relax
13:00 <johninj4> and chill
13:00 <johninj4> not be a fuckwit on irc
13:00 <L|> drugs complex my reality
13:00 <L|> and now i am 4
13:00 <L|> but 12
13:00 <L|> or 22
13:00 <Unstrayan> if I cannot have it no one can
14:00 <L|> ^5
14:00 <L|> square root of 5
14:00 <L|> thatd
14:00 <L|> be fucked
14:00 <johninj4> i see they are advertising a lot of cab driver jobs on gumtree beehhh
14:00 <johninj4> you should find a boat and give australia one last shot
14:00 <Unstrayan> you reckon
14:00 <johninj4> yep
14:00 <Unstrayan> will do
15:00 <L|>    (<() ()>) 
15:00 <L|>    (//   \\)
15:00 <L|>    <\(   )/>
15:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVjAp_IKGkY
15:00 <L|> hmmm
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bangladeshi student experience - University of Greenwich (UK) (Apr 13, 2012) 2:55 - Category: Education - 4,583 views - 18 likes (90%), 2 dislikes (10%)
17:00 <johninj4> wb cooper
17:00 <L|> !     _____
17:00 <L|> b    /     \  
17:00 <L|> e    \     /    
17:00 <L|> a    / ^^^ \
17:00 <L|> t   (<() ()>) 
17:00 <L|> l   (//   \\)
17:00 <L|> e   <\(   )/>
17:00 <L|> s   // WWW \\
17:00 <L|> y   \\_____//
17:00 <L|> l   //\   /\\
17:00 <L|> o   W  \ /  W
17:00 <L|> s       V  
17:00 <L|> homies
17:00 <couleurs> thank u minjer
17:00 <L|> i make best shit
18:00 <L|> when i bored
18:00 <johninj4> whatever gets you through the night
18:00 <L|> yeah
18:00 <L|> u recokon
18:00 <Unstrayan> johninj4 the boats are full i heard and people are with razor blades on it
18:00 <L|> kone
18:00 <L|> Unstrayan
18:00 <Unstrayan> and australia can wait
18:00 <L|> bastard
18:00 <johninj4> they just want to shave so they look presentable man
18:00 <johninj4> only hipsters where beards now
19:00 <L|> i wreck u mums chance at parols
19:00 <[Maverick]> I am not a hipster 
19:00 <[Maverick]> bish 
19:00 <johninj4> lmao
19:00 <L|> come on bish
19:00 <bee_girl> couleurs!!
19:00 <Unstrayan> bullshit i heard they are swallowing blades instead of food and blech instead of coke
19:00 <johninj4> yeah its ok i have a bit of growth now too
19:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
19:00 <bee_girl> im going to the laneway festival - gonna see angel!
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <bee_girl> ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <bee_girl> i know!!!!!
20:00 <L|> 420
20:00 <couleurs> c u their
20:00 <bee_girl> ;)
20:00 <johninj4> razorblades and bleech is the new magical diet
20:00 <Unstrayan> death is light birth is heavey
20:00 <L|> :)-
20:00 <johninj4> will make you lose heaps of weight
20:00 <johninj4> you should try it
20:00 <L|> (--|.,.,.,,>
20:00 <L|> rambo
20:00 <L|> shit
21:00 <Unstrayan> yeah and some of you might stab me on the cab or slit my throat during an escort
21:00 <bee_girl> couleurs - i thought u were going to a diff festiv al to see her
21:00 <johninj4> thats just how we show we love yo
21:00 <bee_girl> couleurs - rollman had me confused
21:00 <bee_girl> should never rely on him
21:00 <couleurs> she's playing @ local warehouse here before laneway so going there too to steal a ki$$
21:00 <johninj4> get a $500 ford laser and sign up for uber
21:00 <Unstrayan> you are friends with the rich n famous i know that very well
21:00 <bee_girl> oo000oooo
21:00 <bee_girl> i see
21:00 <Pieter> k sexy me going for a bike ride bbl
21:00 <bee_girl> lucky!!
22:00 <couleurs> told u
22:00 <couleurs> Bye Pieter u soab
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <bee_girl> told me what?
22:00 <johninj4> and thats how bee_girl got syphalis
22:00 <bee_girl> lol
22:00 <couleurs> idk i just like typing that
22:00 <L|> (--|.,.,.,,>
22:00 <bee_girl> ok cool
23:00 <Unstrayan> if you never go you'll never know
23:00 <bee_girl> well u told me she rocks and u were right about that
23:00 <couleurs> agreed !
23:00 <johninj4> lol
23:00 <Unstrayan> on top something to explore besides closer to canada and europe and usa
23:00 <L|> 5(7--5|14.15,14.15,14.15,,4>
23:00 <bee_girl> steak, girlled asparagus and salad = good
23:00 <johninj4> nice
24:00 <L|> fucken morons
24:00 <couleurs> Nice.
24:00 <johninj4> nice
24:00 <L|> fuck off
24:00 <Unstrayan> if you havent eaten for the past seven years how would you feel
24:00 <bee_girl> nice
24:00 <L|> go fuck 
24:00 <johninj4> and this is why L| has no mates
24:00 <L|> ya 
24:00 <johninj4> fuck schizophrenia
24:00 <couleurs> yea soz i didn't miss u much chris
24:00 <bee_girl> fuck it right in the pussy
24:00 <DemonsRun> Mmm dinner then sitting my ass in the bath and annoying the fuck out of you all
25:00 <Unstrayan> they should release her husband who stabbed his bitch
25:00 <johninj4> lol don't drop the phone in the bath
25:00 <DemonsRun> Won't, I'll use the tablet
25:00 <Unstrayan> peoples are floating in bath
25:00 <bee_girl> i got better things to do in the bath.....
25:00 <johninj4> lol
25:00 <Unstrayan> i hope they are all girls
25:00 <johninj4> i'm a shower person
26:00 <bee_girl> me too
26:00 <bee_girl> just saying
26:00 <johninj4> baths rock but i don't have the time 
26:00 <DemonsRun> Movie on the laptop, tablet here and candles with a can
26:00 <L|> oh so
26:00 <bee_girl> cider + steak, girlled asparagus and salad = good
26:00 <johninj4> are the candles for light or?
26:00 <L|> fuck
26:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
26:00 <L|> yup
27:00 <doctor> how many ciders?
27:00 <bee_girl> just one
27:00 <bee_girl> i giving up drinking today
27:00 <johninj4> ahh cool i got the ciders too
27:00 <bee_girl> getting back on the weed
27:00 <nate> chris why is your nick L|?
27:00 <L|> 4
27:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvohMXgcBo
27:00 <doctor> less headaches
27:00 <johninj4> you got hookups there yet?
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Music - 28,080,161 views - 107,791 likes (99%), 1,116 dislikes (1%)
27:00 <bee_girl> me?
27:00 <johninj4> yeh
27:00 <bee_girl> oh just one guy off her
27:00 <bee_girl> here
27:00 <johninj4> i dunno anyone there
28:00 <bee_girl> me neither
28:00 <bee_girl> cept that one guy
28:00 <doctor> grow your own
28:00 <johninj4> it's probably going to be more $$$ but good quality
28:00 <johninj4> i'm thinking about heading to nimbin for a bit soon or back to melbourne
28:00 <johninj4> i need to get baked
28:00 <bee_girl> niiice
28:00 <DemonsRun> Weed. Oh so cool
28:00 <bee_girl> nimbin an expensive place ot get backed
28:00 <johninj4> nothing else is working lol
28:00 <L|> weed
29:00 <L|> i smoked 10 cones
29:00 <L|> in row
29:00 <johninj4> yeah i don't know anyone up north
29:00 <L|> b4
29:00 <bee_girl> 10?
29:00 <L|> nah
29:00 <L|> but i had like 15 today
29:00 <bee_girl> pics or it didnt happen
29:00 <bee_girl> melburne sounds cool - before winter rocks up
29:00 <johninj4> yeah 10 in a row would fuck your lungs
29:00 <Unstrayan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/26024967/perth-marks-50-days-without-rain/
29:00 <L|> i got time laspe video
29:00 <johninj4> yeh thats what i'm thinking
29:00 <L|> me smoking
29:00 <johninj4> but i saw its raining everyday too
30:00 <bee_girl> at least it isnt ice rian
30:00 <bee_girl> rain
30:00 <johninj4> haha true
30:00 <bee_girl> make sure u come visit if ur in brisbane
30:00 <L|> i the friedesss
30:00 <johninj4> fucking humid and hot up north rn
30:00 <Unstrayan> i heard london is raining all the time
30:00 <L|> nah
30:00 <johninj4> okay i will
30:00 <L|> bullshit
30:00 <L|> i am the friedess
30:00 <johninj4> yes chris i can''t argue with that
30:00 <bee_girl> seattle is the worst
30:00 <johninj4> you are the most drug fucked here
30:00 <johninj4> then piet
30:00 <Unstrayan> have some meth fest you cock junkie
31:00 <Skirmish> johninj4 is going to double click bee_girl's mouse! AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAH. 
31:00 <johninj4> yeah seattle has a bad name
31:00 <bee_girl> lol
31:00 <johninj4> manchester
31:00 <bee_girl> double click?
31:00 <Unstrayan> Albetra is mine with their oil sands
31:00 <L|> íº»í°¡㲺
31:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
31:00 <Skirmish> One of those "you had to be there" jokes bee_girl. 
31:00 <Unstrayan> i tell you cause i love you
31:00 <bee_girl> no i just mean i would expect more from johninj4
31:00 <johninj4> calm down Skirmish
32:00 <nate> haha :D
32:00 <Unstrayan> give us all you money sir
32:00 <johninj4> lol
32:00 <nate> is double click up da bum and pussy at the same time with ye fingers?
32:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: http://fc04.deviantart.net/images/i/2002/14/c/6/Double_Clicking_the_Mouse.jpg
32:00 <L|> pussy click
32:00 <L|> the mouse
33:00 <L|> rough up the wrong w ay
33:00 <L|> aayyyyy
33:00 <bee_girl> lol
33:00 <L|> lol
33:00 <nate> L| is that ya girlfriend in that pic?
34:00 <johninj4> i like her watch
34:00 <nate> ninja steal it!
34:00 <L|> DR》
34:00 <Kelevra> I just had the best steak and salad mmmmm
34:00 <L|> ㋆
34:00 <bee_girl> me too!!
34:00 <johninj4> i'll steal her heart then she will just give me the watch
34:00 <Nikky`> I need to organise my salad for dinner but dont want to move
34:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
34:00 <johninj4> no need to resort to criminality nate
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Jun 16, 2009) 4:38 - Category: Music - 215,279,865 views - 1,028,847 likes (98%), 20,702 dislikes (2%)
35:00 <bee_girl> skirmish - btw thats called a location joke
35:00 <L|> st albans
35:00 <L|> live power lines
35:00 <L|> on train
35:00 <nate> i like sugar peas!
35:00 <L|> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
35:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: It referred to a previous experience John has had. 
35:00 <Kelevra> Mine was a very simple side but I had fried tomato on the side
35:00 <Unstrayan> give us all your fkn money cunt
36:00 <bee_girl> skirmish - i assume it referred to many previous experiences on johninj4's part, experiences both know and unknown by you and I
36:00 <bee_girl> known*
36:00 <Skirmish> No, just one in particular. 
36:00 <L|> lol
36:00 <alienatedRomeo> hi bee_girl
36:00 <Unstrayan> http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/photo/4600200.cms
36:00 <bee_girl> alienatedRomeo
36:00 <L|> bee_girl
37:00 <alienatedRomeo> :)
37:00 <bee_girl> hey chris :D
37:00 <alienatedRomeo> how are you today?
37:00 <johninj4> lots of water under the bridge since then
37:00 <bee_girl> i dont know why you keep alienating yourself
37:00 <alienatedRomeo> ok
37:00 <doctor> sometimes it's necessary
37:00 <doctor> the group isn't always right
37:00 <L|> i fried some cunts heads today
37:00 <bee_girl> self-preservation u reckon doctor?
37:00 <doctor> yes
37:00 <L|> i pretty good doctor
38:00 <doctor> hey chris
38:00 <bee_girl> you could be right doctor
38:00 <Unstrayan> stab your wife at work
38:00 <L|> yeah
38:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzB5hFINC_k
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> bee_girl how are today?
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns n' Roses - You Could Be Mine (Mar 27, 2007) 7:10 - Category: Music - 20,771,745 views - 45,600 likes (97.3%), 1,275 dislikes (2.7%)
38:00 <bee_girl> im swell
38:00 <nate> unstrayaaan u could be mine!
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> ah lovely
38:00 <Unstrayan> thanks sugar
38:00 <nate> u smell?
38:00 <nate> swelly smelly
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> bee_girl are yo fit?
38:00 <alienatedRomeo> bee_girl are you fit?
39:00 <Unstrayan> nope only when i fart
39:00 <alienatedRomeo> im half fit
39:00 <bee_girl> i could be fitter!
39:00 <nate> yeah alientedromeo she wants ya honey, honey
39:00 <alienatedRomeo> ok ok
39:00 <L|> for 2 mins work i fried a mario group
39:00 <L|> more than the drugs they are on
39:00 <nate> honey is expensive
39:00 <nate> :D~!
39:00 <Unstrayan> blue avage
39:00 <nate> i would pour honey all over chrises pink bits for fun
39:00 <alienatedRomeo> money is tight
39:00 <Unstrayan> how about black strapmolasses
40:00 <Unstrayan> and tie him to a tree?
40:00 <alienatedRomeo> who's had coffee today?
40:00 <Unstrayan> near the sand with firey ants
40:00 <L|> smoking tabby cones
40:00 <L|> cause its Unstrayan if u dont smoke cones
41:00 <L|> and like
41:00 <L|> fucken shit
41:00 <Unstrayan> No i really couldnt
41:00 <L|> why not
41:00 <bee_girl> dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
41:00 <Unstrayan> going to england for a change then to canada
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris shut up
41:00 <Unstrayan> Alberta
41:00 <alienatedRomeo> bee_girl do you have any hobbies?
41:00 <couleurs> agreed !
41:00 <johninj4> what he said
41:00 <bee_girl> i have kids alienatedRomeo
42:00 <Unstrayan> meanwhile australia is burning under the unforgiven sun
42:00 <alienatedRomeo> do your kids have any hobbies?
42:00 <couleurs> i'm a kid
42:00 <bee_girl> lol alienatedRomeo
42:00 <alienatedRomeo> :)
42:00 <bee_girl> my son is into all things planes and things that fly
42:00 <bee_girl> my daughter is into whatever we are into
42:00 <bee_girl> and being super smart
42:00 <alienatedRomeo> ah lovely
42:00 <johninj4> have you got him an rc heli yet?
43:00 <johninj4> i wish i had one as a kid
43:00 <Skirmish> They are impossible to fly. 
43:00 <Unstrayan> bee_girl are you working can i see you in a carpark?
43:00 <nate> A-romeo: u like french kissing ?
43:00 <johninj4> they are in the wind
43:00 <johninj4> impossible
43:00 <alienatedRomeo> i like kissing poisonus frogs
43:00 <johninj4> some aren't made for outdoors though
43:00 <Doodle> ..
43:00 <Unstrayan> you kissed the french pussy didnt ya
44:00 <alienatedRomeo> i kissed a girl
44:00 <Skirmish> The in laws bought ethan one for christmas and even with no wind it's impossible to control. Goes nuts. I thought for the price they paid it would be a little easier to control. 
44:00 <alienatedRomeo> :P
44:00 <bee_girl> im not working
44:00 <bee_girl> alienatedRomeo?
44:00 <alienatedRomeo> o
44:00 <alienatedRomeo> mmm
44:00 <Unstrayan> get a job then
44:00 <bee_girl> i mean im not working today
44:00 <bee_girl> its sunday
44:00 <alienatedRomeo> true
44:00 <Unstrayan> oh ok let me know when i meet you
45:00 <bee_girl> meet u?
45:00 <Skirmish> He's not even in this country. 
45:00 <BlackDevil> Reality TV star and fitness model Greg Plitt was struck, killed by a Metrolink train Saturday in Burbank
45:00 <Skirmish> Got deported for insurance fraud. 
45:00 <johninj4> suicide by train
45:00 <nate> link blackdevil?
45:00 <Doodle> who the hell is greg plitt
45:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/p3.jpg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... he told me honestly one day ... he over stayed his visa
46:00 <BlackDevil> that guy
46:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I thought the same thing. Not much of a star. 
46:00 <johninj4> a dead person
46:00 <Doodle> again
46:00 <Doodle> who the hell is greg plitt
46:00 <Unstrayan> spanky
46:00 <couleurs> cool tyres 
46:00 <BlackDevil> a fitness model Doodle
46:00 <Unstrayan> i knew BlackDevil was a stud
46:00 <nate> how old is greg
46:00 <johninj4> well my chances with the ladies just went ^1
46:00 <Unstrayan> baby come to me
46:00 <alienatedRomeo> ive saved 6 cans of beer so far
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <BlackDevil> i guess he wanted to stop a train
47:00 <bee_girl> what u savinig for alienatedRomeo
47:00 <BlackDevil> 2 runaway Kentucky teens wanted for multiple felony charges and on the run for 14 days taken into custody in Florida
47:00 <alienatedRomeo> ah cool, yeah something good no doubt
47:00 <bee_girl> with ur beers?
47:00 <bee_girl> interesting
47:00 <Bastardly_One> some people think beer is a currency of this country ... maybe he's saving for a special item
47:00 <alienatedRomeo> =)
47:00 <Unstrayan> im not entering into usa unless i get a job in las vegas casino
47:00 <Skirmish> I like how there are now two people that randomly link shit news articles into the channel. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh has a friend.
48:00 <BlackDevil> i never linked anything Skirmish
48:00 <Unstrayan> http://oilsands.alberta.ca/images/Comparative_Oil_Reserves.jpg
48:00 <BlackDevil> but thanks for trying
48:00 <nate> blackdevil u do his workouts?
48:00 <BlackDevil> never knew the guy until he stopped a train with his body
48:00 <johninj4> BlackDevil does the onehand workout to his pics
48:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the way beehhhh honestly believes he's going anywhere except his arranged marriage he finally scammed in London
49:00 <BlackDevil> you cant marry trannies
49:00 <nate> yeah u cant body build if ya bodies fucked
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact that is the worry is he actually believes it 
49:00 <BlackDevil> only guy guy, girl girl, girl guy, guy girl
49:00 <johninj4> does that count as gay marriage?
49:00 <johninj4> i'm not even sure
49:00 <johninj4> what about post op?
49:00 <Doodle> it is pretty gay
49:00 <Skirmish> Depends if he is giving or taking I guess.
50:00 <johninj4> yeah it's an interesting one
50:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you can apparently in Sinagpore ... someone from here was married to one and they married in Singapore apparently
50:00 <johninj4> so they fine you for chewing gum but gay marriage is fine
50:00 <johninj4> such strange people
50:00 <couleurs> Brb !
50:00 <Unstrayan> singapore is full of asian hookers
51:00 <johninj4> that fall from windows
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mainly malaysian ones
51:00 <Unstrayan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26027056/cop-caught-singing-taylor-swift/
51:00 <johninj4> or was that hong kong?
51:00 <Unstrayan> editor's pick
51:00 <Skirmish> Maybe the Singaporeans are the normal ones and we're the strange people?
51:00 <johninj4> hmm
51:00 <Doodle> my cousins wife is from singapore
51:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of then come to singapore from malaysia
51:00 <johninj4> we probably seem odd to them
51:00 <Doodle> i thoight she was a ladyboi until she had a kid
51:00 <thestig> CHING CHONGGGGGGGG
51:00 <johninj4> lol
51:00 <Doodle> *thought
51:00 <Unstrayan> ask milk about indo hookers he would tell you
51:00 <johninj4> thats always a teller doctor
51:00 <johninj4> doctor
51:00 <johninj4> dammit
51:00 <thestig> GO WEBBER
51:00 <johninj4> ok i'm drunk'
51:00 <Doodle> me
51:00 <bee_girl> lol
51:00 <bee_girl> "its a virgin"!!
51:00 <Doodle> lol webber
52:00 <bee_girl> thats what my kids are yelling at me
52:00 <johninj4> yeah that guy over there with the beard
52:00 <bee_girl> as in
52:00 <bee_girl> uits a virgin plane flying over
52:00 <johninj4> lmao
52:00 <bee_girl> cute
52:00 <johninj4> nice to see you got on the flightpath
52:00 <Unstrayan> alienatedRomeo is that true you are now a vampire due to no rain
52:00 <johninj4> gotta love that about brissie
52:00 <bee_girl> oh man it rocks
52:00 <bee_girl> maurie loves it
52:00 <johninj4> who even needs an alarm clock
52:00 <Skirmish> How does a lack of rain make you a vampire? 
52:00 <johninj4> i can't sleep!
52:00 <bee_girl> so true!!
53:00 <bee_girl> thats why i have a noisy fan!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you become a vampire with a lack of rain now?
53:00 <Doodle> well if there is no water to drink
53:00 <Unstrayan> apparently is the fact
53:00 <Doodle> logically you drink blood
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we must be a country full of them having been in a drought for 20yrs
53:00 <Doodle> obv..
53:00 <johninj4> i dunno about 20 years
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what if you drink it for fun anyway?
53:00 <Unstrayan> some drank urine of other piers
54:00 <johninj4> it rained like fuck about 8 years ago
54:00 <Doodle> lol piers
54:00 <bee_girl> peers?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like, when I sacrifice the goat I drink it's blood
54:00 <Bastardly_One> john, oh yeah your floods
54:00 <Skirmish> Is that code for you beat off so hard you bleed? 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
54:00 <Unstrayan> bullshit you gave it a bj only
54:00 <johninj4> yeah you really don't have to drink your own piss
54:00 <johninj4> i walked 35km one day for water
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish ... not this time but touche
54:00 <johninj4> that guys a dick
55:00 <johninj4> i swaer he just loves it
55:00 <johninj4> gets about halfway into it and starts drinking piss
55:00 <bee_girl> is a horny woman a turn on or a turn off?
55:00 <Doodle> on
55:00 <johninj4> depends
55:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Depends. 
55:00 <Doodle> shut up
55:00 <bee_girl> lol
55:00 <bee_girl> depends on what?
55:00 <bee_girl> johninj4: and Skirmish
55:00 <johninj4> they can be over the top
55:00 <Bastardly_One> totally depends
55:00 <Skirmish> If she is aggressive. 
55:00 <Doodle> dont listen to them
56:00 <johninj4> got to play a little bit hard2get
56:00 <Doodle> we like aggressive
56:00 <Doodle> and over the top
56:00 <Bastardly_One> on if it's over the top and unlady like ... slappers piss me orf
56:00 <Doodle> thats a lie
56:00 <johninj4> just depends how desperate you are though
56:00 <bee_girl> yeah
56:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: You're the one paying the money, you tell them what you want. 
56:00 <Unstrayan> now the kiwi dollar higher than the aussie dollar
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho ... negative ... even hookers have standards :(
56:00 <Unstrayan> http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10362288_577737512341663_942825324_a.jpg
57:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: Why do you ask? 
57:00 <nate> ello b1!
57:00 <Doodle> she is horny obv
57:00 <johninj4> high dollar isn't always a good thing
57:00 <bee_girl> obvioulsy
57:00 <johninj4> how is a kangaroo fucking a sheep make us their bitch?
57:00 <johninj4> that picture is just wrong
57:00 <bee_girl> " it's a qantist"
57:00 <Unstrayan> you might as well match with indian rupee
58:00 <johninj4> well i think its fine to drop obvious hints
58:00 <johninj4> because us guys can be pretty dense
58:00 <nate> drop a wet fart
58:00 <Pieter> speak for yourself
58:00 <bee_girl> yeah dense i can believe
59:00 <nate> pieter go pack a cone and wait for me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I need to be smashed over the head and dragged home cave woman style
59:00 <Skirmish> I guess if the guy is receptive and in a similar mood then it would be a turn on bee_girl. But if it was out of nowhere it could be a bit of a shock and be off putting. 
59:00 <Doodle> Pieter you're the densest of all
59:00 <Pieter> naa
59:00 <johninj4> your sister was just winking because she had a bug in her eye piet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really dense to that stuff because I have a lot of female friends
59:00 <Doodle> loool
59:00 <thestig> loll
59:00 <nate> B1 chicks are pretty big these days, they will drag u home:)
59:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atL5uZMn3GQ
00:00 <Bastardly_One> even in the old days where you just looked at each other 80s style
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Pitt's Greatest Hit (Jan 18, 2011) 0:13 - Category: Education - 58,108 views - likes (98.2%), 1 dislikes (1.8%)
00:00 <nate> ello zade cutie
00:00 <johninj4> lol greatest hit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I had no fucking idea ever when being hit on
00:00 <Unstrayan> it is hit superhit
00:00 <johninj4> yeah i had to learn as i got older
00:00 <Pieter> thats cos it doesnt occur
00:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
00:00 <johninj4> i didn't know until i got with one girl and the other one would fight her
00:00 <johninj4> when i was 18
00:00 <johninj4> fuck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have no idea John ... too many female friends I like 
00:00 <Doodle> hot
01:00 <johninj4> ahh man you really have to pick it up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so I think it's usually just a lot of shit for their own amusement
01:00 <Zade> hello nate, hottie 
01:00 <nate> zade what music do u listen to at gym?
01:00 <bee_girl> i dont like to give a man a written invite
01:00 <Unstrayan> i dont like postop where is the fun then
01:00 <johninj4> usually if they talk to you they like you tbh
01:00 <johninj4> iu missed a shitload of chances
01:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
01:00 <bee_girl> its like putting a condom on
01:00 <johninj4> yeh
01:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with a written invite
01:00 <Bastardly_One> then I have a lot of women after me :P
02:00 <johninj4> you probably do
02:00 <Doodle> bit of calligraphy and a ribbon gets me hard every time
02:00 <Unstrayan> Zade used to walk to melbourne from mildura for work
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I want to check out your handwritting
02:00 <Unstrayan> *bendigo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a written invite is handy
02:00 <Zade> when its the gym music its usually cheesy chart stuff, if i bring my own drumnbass or tekkers 
02:00 <doctor> they act differently around you then they do when around others is a sign
02:00 <johninj4> its good for the record too
02:00 <bee_girl> written invites are boring
02:00 <bee_girl> verbal invites are just as boring
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dear B1 ... I am very very desperate for sex ... please do me!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I want that proof in writing!
03:00 <Doodle> to whom it may concern, you are cordially invited to the vag party.
03:00 <doctor> wanna hitch?
03:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna frame that shit!
03:00 <bee_girl> u dont want her fucking u just cause she is desperate b1
03:00 <bee_girl> thats the kind of evindece u get rid of
03:00 <Unstrayan> too many indians in melbourne just way too many
03:00 <DemonsRun> much better
03:00 <johninj4> never let a chance go by
03:00 <Doodle> too many indians in india
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces got me a caligraphy set for Christmas for some reason ... I already have no idea where it is 
04:00 <DemonsRun> nooooo
04:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZSSYqHYjxY 
04:00 <DemonsRun> really Doodle?
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Hudson - The Newcastle song (Sep 3, 2008) 3:07 - Category: Music - 100,301 views - 200 likes (96.6%), 7 dislikes (3.4%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl, of course not ... but it's likely to be all I get :P
04:00 <Doodle> really
04:00 <Unstrayan> Calgary or edmonton or selkrik
04:00 <bee_girl> 4tahts like a sympathy root
04:00 <bee_girl> possibly better than no sex
04:00 <DemonsRun> wow doodle
05:00 <bee_girl> but only just
05:00 <Unstrayan> only person would be surpise to see me in downunder would be johninj4
05:00 <Doodle> mind blowing hey DemonsRun
05:00 <nate> doodle u are!
05:00 <Doodle> speaking of blowing, are you busy?
05:00 <johninj4> i would go for a beer with beehhh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl, honestly if put in that position I'd say no out of being kind of offended
05:00 <johninj4> makes me look cool
05:00 <DemonsRun> ot really is
05:00 <Unstrayan> you pulled off the contract for what
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
05:00 <DemonsRun> it
05:00 <Zade> i dont think they serve beer in customs 
05:00 <johninj4> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh thinks he's great since he got his arranged marriage finally scammed
07:00 <Lish> lol
07:00 <Unstrayan> what will make it so special after that many moons gone past or is it some vintage aged wine eitherway wont be tricked by any this time, you only die once
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly 40yrs old and still leeches off his family ... I know of what would be considered high caste Indians who would never act like you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> scumbag 
07:00 <doctor> thats the reason why you make enemies
07:00 <johninj4> even george harrison hated beehhh
07:00 <Doodle> beehhh is one of the untouchables
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fancy being nearly 40 and relying on your family wealth
08:00 <doctor> most of the world does it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, me? I know I have a big mouth 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but i don't go around putting down a country and it's citizens all the time 
08:00 <[Maverick]> especially all the guys down at st kilda toilets.
08:00 <[Maverick]> they know as well 
09:00 <doctor> he loves australia, just a broken hearted man
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Victoria Park opposite the astor in East St Kilda mav
09:00 <doctor> he's obsessed, really. don't blame him to be honest, I wouldn't want to live where he is either
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he is obsessed 
09:00 <Doodle> [Maverick] those guys are assholes, they wouldnt hand me a spare toilet roll
09:00 <Doodle> just kept sticking their knobs through the cubicle wall
10:00 <doctor> seems dirty. I hope they keep it clean
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where Flagstaff gardens are yeah?
10:00 <Doodle> i used to work over the road from flagstaff
10:00 <Doodle> so no
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that is supposedly a known set too and I was dying for a poo
10:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen someone put down so much paper on a toilet in their life
11:00 <Doodle> just go in there and do one, nobody is going to try and fuck your bum while you're doing a poo
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and even then I barely touched the paper seat
12:00 <johninj4> and then along came george michael
12:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that was just a co-incidence it was a known spot ... I'm one of those that can't do that anywhere but their own toilet
12:00 <Doodle> along came george michael, hurtling across flagstaff gardens out of controll in his range rover cos he's fallen alseep
12:00 <johninj4> lol
12:00 <Doodle> -l
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a pub seeing a band one night and had to wait until I was sweating with stomach cramps before I would
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha ... poor George
12:00 <[Maverick]> and tiptoeing through tulips to get away from the coppers 
12:00 <johninj4> you gotta have faith...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to be on a shitload of val to fall asleep having fun on it though
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 George Michael - Faith.mp3 (2.99MB 128kbps Stereo 3:15)
13:00 <Doodle> better than tiny tim
13:00 <[Maverick]> ha ha
13:00 <doctor> that's what he reported anyway
13:00 <Doodle> i love how he sings to all of us about having faith while he is so far in the closet he's in fkn narnia
13:00 <johninj4> lol
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13:35 <Bastardly_One> long story ... but turns out he camped in there
13:36 <faux> seems like youre a good judge of character
13:38 <faux> but not really
13:38 <johninj4> I can't liiiiveee withouttt youuuu
13:47 <Bastardly_One> and was drunk as fuck ... and made a fire
13:47 <Israeli> Bastardly_One, what are your views on marijuana use?
13:47 <Unstrayan> where else but queensland
14:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, true ... I'd be surprised if he had a smack habit or opiates for some reason 
14:00 <johninj4> it's too sexy to be about religio
14:00 <johninj4> i'm sure he doesn't want to touch jesus' body
14:00 <Doodle> i assumed it was about having faith in yourself
14:00 <doctor> i dunno, Jesus was pretty fit
14:00 <johninj4> true
14:00 <Doodle> but it was all about cock
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, considering how many blatantly gay bands and songs there were in the 80s and stuff
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he kept it quiet 
15:00 <johninj4> yeah what was he in?
15:00 <Doodle> wham
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's true ... he was in Wham!
15:00 <johninj4> they have a fair few gleeish songs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but nothing remotely gay 
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wham! - Young Guns Go For It.mp3 (3.34MB 128kbps Stereo 3:38)
15:00 <doctor> lots a gays out there
15:00 <Doodle> again
15:00 <Doodle> preaches to us from the closet
15:00 <johninj4> yeah well
16:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember Marilyn?
16:00 <doctor> i thought he was out and proud?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Boy George's bf/gf
16:00 <Doodle> no way not in the 80s doctor
16:00 <Bastardly_One> who did a song called Calling My Name
16:00 <johninj4> the army that conquered most of the world was led by a gay man and his army fucked each others arses every night
16:00 <doctor> oh yeah different time
16:00 <johninj4> so i dunno 
16:00 <Doodle> napoleon?
16:00 <doctor> gays can be quite brutal
16:00 <doctor> alexander
16:00 <johninj4> alex
17:00 <Bastardly_One> James Blunt commanded an army? I thought he only became a captain
17:00 <Doodle> kekeke
17:00 <johninj4> yeah he was quite gay
17:00 <johninj4> samurais used to fuck their 8 year old apprentices too
17:00 <johninj4> so i don't really dig them
17:00 <Doodle> good grief
17:00 <johninj4> but you know
17:00 <doctor> pedistry was pretty rampant in the past yeah
17:00 <johninj4> gays can be pretty macho if they want
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sodomy is supposed to give you control over the person you commit it on 
17:00 <johninj4> freddy mercury is my kinda gay though
17:00 <Doodle> look at [Maverick]
18:00 <johninj4> lolol
18:00 <Doodle> except when he wears a dress
18:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE 
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) 3:43 - Category: Music - 48,914,776 views - 188,335 likes (98.5%), 2,938 dislikes (1.5%)
18:00 <Doodle> *pillow
19:00 <Skirmish> I shouldn't have read up ... Alexander wasn't gay. 
19:00 <couleurs> another 1 butts the bust
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> His actions were on par with social norms of the times. 
19:00 <johninj4> yeah banging guys isn't gay back then
19:00 <johninj4> just means you weren't into chicks much
20:00 <Doodle> literally
20:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ok. That's what it meant. 
20:00 <johninj4> which isn't gay unless...oh yeah...bit gay
20:00 <[Maverick]> unless you pushed back 
20:00 <[Maverick]> and smiled 
20:00 <johninj4> lol
20:00 <Doodle> its not gay if you're in uniform
20:00 <johninj4> they were a long way from home man
20:00 <johninj4> its excusable
21:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, they just wanted a cuddle. 
21:00 <Doodle> and rampant buggery
21:00 <johninj4> yeah just wanted somewhere to keep their dicks warm on those long cold lonely nights in persia
21:00 <Bastardly_One> john is right though ... "gay" was normal back then ... 
21:00 <johninj4> it's all greek to me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> example ... first olympics ... homo erotic and completely naked
21:00 <Doodle> gets cold on ur dick in persia man
22:00 <johninj4> yeah man, that desert sure bites
22:00 <nate> hi mav u can be my top gun!
22:00 <Doodle> nate can be goose
22:00 <johninj4> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you didn't like a bit of man on man I'm sure you were considered to be not normal back then
22:00 <[Maverick]> just needed to keep it in a safe spot just incase a persian wanted to make a purse out it 
22:00 <nate> ohh dick talk awesome!
23:00 <doctor> even zeus had a gay lover
23:00 <Doodle> lol dick purse
23:00 <Doodle> isnt he a news reader
23:00 <johninj4> lol
23:00 <johninj4> he should be
23:00 <Doodle> i reckon
23:00 <Doodle> like willie stroker
23:00 <DemonsRun> hood
23:00 <Doodle> speaking of willy strokers
23:00 <DemonsRun> good eh Skirmish?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I love those kind of names ... like the German soccer player called Blind
24:00 <Doodle> wb DemonsRun
24:00 <johninj4> dutch
24:00 <DemonsRun> ty doodle
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or another called Cleverly
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah he's Dutch ... pardon me
24:00 <johninj4> i like how arsene wenger got the arsenal job
24:00 <DemonsRun> mwahahahaha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... yeah john
24:00 <johninj4> not as much as wolfgang wolf having the wolfsberg job though
24:00 <DemonsRun> thatll screw ya
24:00 <Skirmish> Hope so.
24:00 <Skirmish> ;)
25:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
25:00 <johninj4> dele adebola felt it necisary to tweet that he didn't in fact have ebola
25:00 <johninj4> got to love english soccer fans
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... never saw that 
27:00 <Doodle> http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/a/c/collegehumor.87b9963a742f2f0801016d4cedaad257.jpg
27:00 <Doodle> teeeehehehehehehehehehhehehe
27:00 <johninj4> lolol
28:00 <couleurs> hahaha his name !!!!!!!
28:00 <couleurs> i get it...
28:00 <johninj4> theres a dirtbike racer called rob faggoter
28:00 <Doodle> olawd
28:00 <johninj4> you could just imagine the shit he got in school
28:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
28:00 <couleurs> dick fagg
28:00 <couleurs> lmao
28:00 <johninj4> "fuck you all i'm going to grow up and ride dirtbikes in races pussies"
29:00 <couleurs> double g
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a soccer player with the surname of Kuntz ... it's a common surname though
29:00 <L|> oh
29:00 <L|> fuck u
29:00 <Doodle> great chris has woken from his 14th nap today
29:00 <johninj4> lol
29:00 <Doodle> to abuse nobody
30:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvHuv9xVB9E
30:00 <L|> fuck u all
30:00 <Doodle> go back to sleep chris
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Commitments - Mustang Sally (Sep 13, 2011) 3:58 - Category: Music - 960,241 views - 3,091 likes (98.3%), 52 dislikes (1.7%)
30:00 <johninj4> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1935617_142094519991_5364484_n.jpg?oh=24c779ccc995621c92bf78c8425b4c12&oe=55602A61 
30:00 <nate> chris atleast use chris
30:00 <Doodle> lol lisa
30:00 <Doodle> what a whore
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, it's nobody to us ... but they're real to him
30:00 <Doodle> true
30:00 <Doodle> like drop dead fred
30:00 <johninj4> we have slighted him just by not being retarted
30:00 <Doodle> HELLO SNOTFACE
31:00 <L|> never
31:00 <L|> cause ppl are fucked in the head
31:00 <johninj4> special needs kids are supposed to be nice
31:00 <johninj4> but not chris
31:00 <johninj4> he's a rebel
31:00 <Doodle> chris is like a badass special needs kid with chains on his calipers
32:00 <L|> nah
32:00 <Doodle> and a twinkle in his eye
32:00 <Doodle> the good one
32:00 <Doodle> not the glass one
32:00 <L|> i just see going places as stupid
32:00 <L|> cause ur dumb
32:00 <L|> faggot
32:00 <L|> s
32:00 <nate> chris these guys are obviously ya buddies they talk about u alot":)
32:00 <Doodle> *a lot
33:00 <L|> why cant i see 
33:00 <L|> then
33:00 <nate> go for a visit
33:00 <L|> u want start shit with me
33:00 <johninj4> chris isn't allowed to use knives and forks
33:00 <nate> doodle needs a friend
33:00 <L|> dont prank love
33:00 <Doodle> lol nate
33:00 <johninj4> don't we all nate
33:00 <Skirmish> He will kill you Doodle. 
33:00 <Doodle> probably
33:00 <Doodle> but it will be exciting
34:00 <L|> stupid slut
34:00 <johninj4> i'll trade nate and a 6pack of VB for chris anyday
34:00 <L|> get ya ass here
34:00 <L|> thats whats u are if u not here
34:00 <Doodle> .
35:00 <Doodle> i cant even
35:00 <L|> fuck u all
35:00 <nate> lol
35:00 <nate> lines up
35:00 <Pieter> look @ yas runnin around like headless chooks
35:00 <Skirmish> Chris is about to blow .... 10 ... 9 ... 8
35:00 <Doodle> bok bok
35:00 <nate> i usually like fucking off, i get told that a LOT!
35:00 <Pieter> I SAID HEADLESS
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
35:00 <Doodle> i talk out of my ass
35:00 <Doodle> obv
36:00 <Pieter> one cant bok without a head
36:00 <johninj4> Pieter i don't want on my team
36:00 <L|> cocaine
36:00 <johninj4> he would just get suspended
36:00 <nate> pieter is one athletic guy
36:00 <Doodle> bok bok
36:00 <Pieter> im not on any ones team
36:00 <L|> section 98 on johninj4
36:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is jealous that chris gets all his attention. 
36:00 <Pieter> fuck , who'd wanna be on any team from here :/
36:00 <L|> with base ball bat probes
36:00 <Skirmish> Too many people competing for the channel title of junky. 
36:00 <johninj4> Pieter only seems athletic because he is high on meth
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you Pieter ... that's why you mock ... you desperately want to belong somewhere 
36:00 <johninj4> thats not really a skill
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just like christopher does
36:00 <DemonsRun> wrong button
37:00 <Pieter> you kids seem to have everything figured out
37:00 <Pieter> =)
37:00 <johninj4> Pieter just wants somebody to love him for who he is
37:00 <nate> pieter i dont have a team either lets make one:)
37:00 <Doodle> who let Pieter back in anyway
37:00 <Doodle> that was a mistake
37:00 <Pieter> why
37:00 <L|> fucken
37:00 <Doodle> cos you're a fuckhead
37:00 <L|> hey i love u
37:00 <Doodle> obv
37:00 <Pieter> cos i dont roll like you guys
37:00 <johninj4> `banish Pieter
37:00 <L|> oh i never see u again
37:00 <Pieter> I roll like a troll
37:00 <Skirmish> Even the junky sluts have left Pieter behind and moved on to bigger and better things. You got left behind Pieter. Time to stop living in the past. 
37:00 <Pieter> unf unf unf unf
37:00 <Bastardly_One> basic psychology ... the narcistic degradation of everything you wish to be 
37:00 <nate> whats wrong with fuckheads?:)
37:00 <L|> spastics
38:00 <Doodle> nate: everything
38:00 <L|> spastics
38:00 <nate> like?
38:00 <L|> like DoC
38:00 <Doodle> LIKE EVRYTHING FUCK
38:00 <Doodle> +e
38:00 <L|> he spas
38:00 <L|> and Doodle
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris hush
38:00 <johninj4> he is
38:00 <nate> no excitement without fuckheads
38:00 <L|> and Bastardly_One
38:00 <DemonsRun> time to get out of the bath me thinks
38:00 <L|> and johninj4
38:00 <L|> they alll spas
38:00 <Doodle> pics DemonsRun
38:00 <johninj4> i am a spa
38:00 <L|> DemonsRun
38:00 <L|> lol
38:00 <nate> u could just watch neighbours instead
38:00 <johninj4> it's true
38:00 <L|> dont get me startede
38:00 <johninj4> come relax in me ;)
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> whoah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all spas
38:00 <Doodle> that was random
38:00 <Doodle> random rimming
39:00 <nate>  ./msg ibiza hellz yes
39:00 <DemonsRun> doodle ask Skirmish
39:00 <nate> ooooops:)
39:00 <DemonsRun> hea
39:00 <L|> .msg 
39:00 <johninj4> i only like my rimmings from people i know and respect
39:00 <Skirmish> I SHARE WITH NOBODY! 
39:00 <DemonsRun> hes got em all
39:00 <johninj4> like Doodle
39:00 <L|> munga slut gay
39:00 <Doodle> ask Skirmish for pics of you naked?
39:00 <L|> msg
39:00 <DemonsRun> mhmm
39:00 <Bastardly_One> iBiZa, are you sure you're not Jamie?
39:00 <L|> dont touch me if u not gonna finish me knob'
39:00 <Skirmish> No ... don't ask skirmish for any such thing. 
39:00 <Skirmish> That way I don't have to say no. 
39:00 <Doodle> yeah dont worry i wont lol
39:00 <DemonsRun> he said no sharing xD
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen Belle ... and I know someone who fucked her *shudders*
40:00 <nate> ibiza are u azn power!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Lister would fuck anyone though
40:00 <Doodle> Mew is here now she will show me her boobs
40:00 <L|> faggots
40:00 <johninj4> he seems more maltese
40:00 <L|> talking nothing
40:00 <L|> thing is
40:00 <DemonsRun> she might
40:00 <L|> yep
40:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew! 
40:00 <L|> fuck on first dates
40:00 <nate> i am in 4019
40:00 <Doodle> probably not tho
40:00 <L|> fuck
41:00 <nate> i live next door to chris
41:00 <Mew> omg I'm so sorry I'm actually all out of tits right now :(
41:00 <Doodle> see
41:00 <Doodle> !
41:00 <L|> do u nate
41:00 <L|> which one
41:00 <Mew> juuuuust kidding, I've got tits for days and you're more than welcome to view them
41:00 <Doodle> rofl
41:00 <Mew> cos I luv ya 
41:00 <Mew> X
41:00 <Doodle> i was going to resort to having a shower and checking my own out
41:00 <nate> mew2!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Doodle> but there is no fun in that
42:00 <Skirmish> Tits for days and ass for weeks. 
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube- You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It).mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:28)
42:00 <Skirmish> Ice Cube sings about Mew. 
42:00 <DemonsRun> obsessed with the movie berlesque
42:00 <DemonsRun> so so so good
42:00 <L|> O_o
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Burlesque?
42:00 <Skirmish> LOL poor mew. 
42:00 <Doodle> no berlesque, it has milton berle in drag in it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> with Christina whatever her name is?
43:00 <Skirmish> Chris is imagining your "pumping puss".  *vomit*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good movie actually ... was surprised
43:00 <Doodle> what do you pump with your puss Mew?
43:00 <Mew> whatever's going
43:00 <Mew> lmao
43:00 <L|> kewl
43:00 <Doodle> i like to think cake icing
43:00 <Doodle> pink icing
43:00 <L|> pump a roll of cookie doh
43:00 <Skirmish> She flexes her pelvic floor muscles and decorates cakes. 
44:00 <Doodle> ruined
44:00 <L|> then we can ice them
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if anyone has done that to make it sweeter for their man?
44:00 <Doodle> yes
44:00 <Doodle> they have
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the cake icing thing
44:00 <L|> yeah
44:00 <L|> pumping pussys
44:00 <Skirmish> Why do I find that revolting coming from Chris? 
44:00 <Skirmish> Chris' manky minges 
44:00 <johninj4> because he has a cat
45:00 <Doodle> cos anything coming from chris is bound to be revolting
45:00 <Mew> if Ben gets muscle cramps I like to swim in the ocean and then make him dine on fuffalina for a salt boost
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ because he has a cat ... seen it?
45:00 <Doodle> looool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear it looks like him ... 
45:00 <nate> chris is my best friend!
45:00 <johninj4> yeh socksy is alright
45:00 <L|> kk
45:00 <Skirmish> ROFL fuffalina. 
45:00 <nate> b1: have u got any shirtless pictures?
45:00 <L|> sockzie rules
45:00 <nate> so i can show the ladies!
46:00 <Doodle> its a trap
46:00 <L|> but mew should still suck me off
46:00 <L|> and thats about it
46:00 <nate> does mew have a nice mouth?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, can't say I have ... 
46:00 <Doodle> only when its full
46:00 <nate> full of noodles
46:00 <johninj4> don't look gift whores in the mouth nate
47:00 <Doodle> something like that
47:00 <Mew> its absolutely filthy without a cock in it
47:00 <Mew> pirate filthy
47:00 <Doodle> thought so
47:00 <Mew> sodomy, cake, rum etx
47:00 <Mew> Etc*
47:00 <L|> fuck off
47:00 <L|> slut
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marilyn Manson - Cake and Sodomy.mp3 (4.19MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:34)
47:00 <Doodle> ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the pogues 
47:00 <johninj4> and this is why chris gets no chicks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> cake, rume and sodomy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *rum
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <Doodle> i dont like the pogues
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or it might be that song too ... I think that's a cover
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I remember unless I stuck them on 
48:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Chris gets cranky when people have sex that aren't married. Be careful you don't trigger him. 
48:00 <L|> nah
49:00 <Mew> I have no idea who the pogoes are Lol it was def MM
49:00 <Doodle> is chris the catholic church?
49:00 <johninj4> dirty olddd townnnn
49:00 <L|> bitch that last kissed me should be shot
49:00 <johninj4> dirty old town
49:00 <Doodle> oh maybe not
49:00 <Mew> time for cake and sodomy lads
49:00 <Skirmish> Now he's having his nam flashbacks.
49:00 <Doodle> zulus, thousands of em
49:00 <johninj4> he kissed a tranny in a saigon bar and she stole his wallet
49:00 <johninj4> thats enough to make any man angry
49:00 <Doodle> dont shoot til you see the whites of their eyes lads
50:00 <Mew> is that the real johninja?
50:00 <Doodle> they would have won if they'd have kept their eyes closed
50:00 <johninj4> yeh
50:00 <johninj4> it's the real one
50:00 <Mew> hi john 
50:00 <johninj4> hi
50:00 <Doodle> high Doodle
50:00 <Mew> how's that train wreck of a Mrs going?
50:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
51:00 <johninj4> my hand is fine
51:00 <Mew> oh I see
51:00 <beagle> i have sfc food here , the chicken
51:00 <johninj4> lol
51:00 <Mew> I love the elephant lol
51:00 <johninj4> love you beagle
51:00 <Mew> Its my specialty
51:00 <L|> fucken why didnt u let me die
51:00 <Doodle> fuck knows chris
52:00 <Doodle> fuck knows
52:00 <L|> stead of fucken my head in
52:00 <johninj4> you have to make some effort chris
52:00 <Skirmish> L|: You could always try again. 
52:00 <johninj4> get a tent and a portable stove
52:00 <beagle> uhhhhh sfc ... sloppy chicken , i dont know if its from australia
52:00 <L|> its not fair
52:00 <Skirmish> Take a bath with your toaster chris. Make sure it's plugged in. 
52:00 <Doodle> what about that d grade celeb earlier who discovered he couldnt outrun a train
52:00 <L|> its u
52:00 <nate> chris must u swear this much, u are making doodle weep
52:00 <Doodle> try that
52:00 <L|> thats who
52:00 <StrykerX> Beer <3
52:00 <johninj4> don't hold up the trains for everyone else man
52:00 <johninj4> thats not cool
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sheena Easton - Morning Train(Nine to Five).mp3 (4.66MB 192kbps Stereo 3:23)
53:00 <johninj4> lol
53:00 <Doodle> that would play just after chris got run over
53:00 <beagle> this sfc , is it spose be edible ?
53:00 <Doodle> and everyone would smile and sway
53:00 <beagle> kinda crappy.
54:00 <johninj4> lol they wouldn't even bother cleaning him up
54:00 <Doodle> hose him off and away we go
54:00 <DemonsRun> hmmmm
54:00 <Doodle> toot toot
54:00 <beagle> this sure aint as good as kfc
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris
54:00 <johninj4> i can't beleive its not butter
54:00 <Bastardly_One> try the sandringham line
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the elsternwick station bridge
54:00 <StrykerX> I can.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they like jumping there
55:00 <StrykerX> Chris is gonna jump?
55:00 <nate> stryker on yew?
55:00 <johninj4> he wants to die
55:00 <Nikky`> What did those poor train passengers do to be delayed? 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got some SFC in the fridge
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Denise Lasalle - My Toot Toot.mp3 (3.95MB 128kbps Stereo 4:18)
55:00 <johninj4> but i am holding back because its pretty illeagal to help someone commit suicide in this country
55:00 <Doodle> nobody is helping
55:00 <Doodle> him
55:00 <StrykerX> Don't jump infront of a train
55:00 <StrykerX> The downtime causes traffic jams.
55:00 <Pieter> you fucking idiots
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we're suggesting
56:00 <StrykerX> :/
56:00 <Pieter> cant look at this any more bbl
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not only traffic jams but the poor driver
56:00 <johninj4> yeah don't get a tent and a portable stove and just forget to light it either
56:00 <StrykerX> Pieter, go bash ya neighbour mate.
56:00 <StrykerX> You'll calm down
56:00 <L|> ppl use me to get closer to women
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fancy being riddled with that for the rest of your life over CHris
56:00 <StrykerX> Yes, think of the fucking driver
56:00 <Doodle> oh look a sermon on morals from Pieter this should be good
56:00 <Doodle> COME BACK
56:00 <L|> when they the cunts u dont wanta know
56:00 <StrykerX> rofl
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha @ people use you to get closer to women 
56:00 <L|> fuck u
57:00 <Bastardly_One> how does that work if you've a self confessed virgin who never leaves the house?
57:00 <Doodle> i use chris to get closer to hot mental health workers
57:00 <StrykerX> How does that wor, Chris? You repulse women?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *you're a self confessed
57:00 <StrykerX> Do you push them into the other person?
57:00 <StrykerX> work*
57:00 <L|> opps
57:00 <L|> hi
59:00 <Doodle> well done
59:00 <Doodle> now try the other eye
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was determined to work out that sodomy thing before ... I was thinking of Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
59:00 <Doodle> and rest
59:00 <johninj4> ahh the british navy
59:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <[Maverick]> lolol
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Village People - In The Navy.mp3 (3.46MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
00:00 <Nikky`> Mavie <3
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song ... The Irish Rover ... with the Pogues and the Dubliners
01:00 <johninj4> it's good
01:00 <johninj4> finnegans wake is funny
01:00 <Doodle> they want u as a new recruit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not old enough to of seen 'em ... was such a fun night
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Shaun was so drunk a lot of the crowd in the front row had to help him sing
02:00 <L|> tell you whats fuck i had paranoid embilsism b4
02:00 <Doodle> looooool
02:00 <L|> then i smoked weed
02:00 <L|> it disappeared
02:00 <Doodle> paranoid embilsism
02:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstUxos2cBs 
02:00 <Skirmish> Weed fixes everything. 
02:00 <Mew> you're embilistic
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dubliners- Finnegan's Wake (Jun 2, 2008) 2:29 - Category: Music - 1,065,058 views - 1,629 likes (97.4%), 43 dislikes (2.6%)
03:00 <Doodle> it does, Skirmish
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that too ... but this is the version with the Pogues
03:00 <beagle> <---- ghostbusters lol
03:00 <L|> i got 3 bottles of wine for free today
03:00 <Skirmish> everyone that smokes weed has zero problems. Solves everything. 
03:00 <johninj4> fucking speakers have started buzzing
03:00 <johninj4> sucks
03:00 <Doodle> nobody has zero problems
03:00 <L|> dont wanta drink more atm
03:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Original GhostBusters Theme Song (Aug 5, 2008) 4:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 25,287,224 views - 82,746 likes (95.7%),
03:00 <johninj4> 1st world problems man
03:00 <L|> might have paranoid embilism
03:00 <beagle> :))
04:00 <johninj4> got get mad about charlie hedbo and burn a church
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Cooper - Go to Hell.mp3 (9.3MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:09)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Sally MacLeanne ... this song is mad!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *turns it up louder as my housemate cannot stand the pogues*
04:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <Doodle> my housemate is a cat and he loves alice cooper
05:00 <beagle> i might watch entire ghostbuster movie
05:00 <johninj4> all my dogs are dead :(
05:00 <Doodle> but he is out, having a better social life than me
05:00 <Doodle> :\
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead.mp3 (3.15MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:26)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that reminds me 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen their first ever gig at a high school talent show?
06:00 <Doodle> no i would have been like 12
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they were fucked up even then ... a teenage bogan Mike Patton
06:00 <johninj4> lol
06:00 <Doodle> and not in america
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on the net ... I found it the other day
06:00 <johninj4> on the net he says
06:00 <Doodle> doing my best impression of the fat kid from hey dad
06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually on Dangerous Minds
06:00 <johninj4> don't get touched up
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> who is Callum on Neighbours now
07:00 <Doodle> mr kellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
07:00 <Doodle> thats not a stapler
07:00 <British^Meat> stubb-a-dub
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and was the dunny role kid
07:00 <johninj4> who watches neighbours now
07:00 <johninj4> thats a trick question
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Stubb (A Dub).mp3 (7.64MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 6:40)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18wHoMOBPh4
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Ass is on Fire by Mr Bungle (Aug 30, 2009) 7:50 - Category: Music - 335,760 views - 1,626 likes (97.1%), 49 dislikes (2.9%)
08:00 <L|> fuck
08:00 <L|> god dam
08:00 <British^Meat> my fave is The Ars Moriendi
08:00 <johninj4> calm down sally anne
08:00 <johninj4> it will be ok
08:00 <nate> my favourite meat is british meat!
08:00 <L|> i had my hands on a godesses butt
09:00 <L|> god dam
09:00 <Doodle> butt she called the cops
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is still the obvious ... quote unquote
09:00 <L|> nah
09:00 <L|> if they did i never found out
09:00 <L|> and i dont go newhere
09:00 <johninj4> they don't love you until they call the police on you man
09:00 <johninj4> it's ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he might of been quoting the simpsons?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the gummy bear ep?
10:00 <L|> gonna get pissed
11:00 <johninj4> solid plan
11:00 <Doodle> for something different
11:00 <L|> stoned from b4
11:00 <johninj4> have a few cones for good measure
11:00 <johninj4> kick a few doorframes
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for giving up ... again
11:00 <johninj4> who gives a fuck anymore
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this time last week he was giving up for good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> again
11:00 <L|> yeah iw was
11:00 <StrykerX> Chris, how many times is this you've gone back?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> christ, I've counted 10 since Christmas
12:00 <L|> i got stuff to do clits to kiss
12:00 <Doodle> if you smoke enough weed you get mutant powers
12:00 <johninj4> yeah he used to give up everyday a while back
12:00 <L|> what
12:00 <Doodle> look at bob marley
12:00 <johninj4> he's either gotten better or worse
12:00 <Bastardly_One> do you? where the fuck are MY powers?
12:00 <L|> y   \\_____//
12:00 <L|> l   //\   /\\
12:00 <L|> o   W  \ /  W
12:00 <L|> s       V  
12:00 <L|> thats the half of it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and what are your powers?
12:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA stuff to do, clits to kiss. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
12:00 <Doodle> you'll know when you get the tumour Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh the tumour activates them?
13:00 <Doodle> i have the power to remove underwear at 1000 paces
13:00 <johninj4> it's all part of gods plan
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had a tooooooooooooooooooooooooooomooooooooooooooooooooor
13:00 <Bastardly_One> forever
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the power to piss people off at 500 paces
13:00 <Bastardly_One> guess that's a power yeah?
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Snap - I've Got the Power.mp3 (5.24MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:43)
14:00 <L|> if this is it when thus was this which in itself was it
14:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrVC5dm5fFc
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicky Romero - Toulouse (May 9, 2012) 4:20 - Category: Pets & Animals - 205,293,802 views - 930,026 likes (96.3%), 36,208 dislikes (3.7%)
14:00 <StrykerX> I have the power to disgust people with a single glance
14:00 <StrykerX> :')
14:00 <L|> i want to fuck
14:00 <L|> do lots
14:00 <L|> but cbf
14:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was saying to me today I could get an argument in an empty room
14:00 <StrykerX> Chris, msg Pieter
14:00 <Doodle> you've got 2 choices chris
14:00 <StrykerX> He wants to fuck too
14:00 <Doodle> left or right
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought about it for a split second and they're right
15:00 <johninj4> lol
15:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of
15:00 <StrykerX> Has he unignored me yet
15:00 <L|> fucken faggots
15:00 <Doodle> yes
15:00 <StrykerX> Nup
15:00 <johninj4> yes abuse everyone chris
15:00 <L|> yep
15:00 <Doodle> i believe that was directed at you
15:00 <johninj4> that will help
15:00 <StrykerX> Surprisingly.
15:00 <L|> fucken dip shit cunts
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, is StrykerX on your ignore? take him off ... he's cool man
15:00 <johninj4> see
15:00 <johninj4> doesn't thaqt feel better?
15:00 <StrykerX> Nah, not Chris
15:00 <StrykerX> Pieter
15:00 <Doodle> slippy dip slippy slippery dip dipshits
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Pieter ... he is great at fake ignoring until you hit the right nerve
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you just need to differ your material
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he never ignores
16:00 <johninj4> chris was the only person who never got anything in the lucky dip
16:00 <johninj4> he has a right to be upset
16:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, he has me on ignore atm
16:00 <Doodle> thats cos he had his arm in sheep dip
17:00 <L|> best i got lucky dip was 5 cents
17:00 <johninj4> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> I can tell. It won't last though.
17:00 <johninj4> "you got cancer!" ""("
17:00 <L|> nah
17:00 <Doodle> wd!
17:00 <L|> cancerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
17:00 <StrykerX> rofl
17:00 <StrykerX> Cancer from a lucky dip
17:00 <StrykerX> Sounds like my luck.
17:00 <L|> i wish u had cancer
17:00 <Doodle> very unlucky dip
17:00 <L|> opps its gonna happen
17:00 <StrykerX> That wasn't very nice, Chris.
17:00 <L|> haha
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no you don't wish that agony fuckwit
17:00 <StrykerX> Go have another cone mate.
17:00 <johninj4> yeah that old sheep dip was nasty stuff
18:00 <L|> u gonna get cance
18:00 <L|> r
18:00 <johninj4> we had to fence off our shearing shed
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen too many people get cancer ... karma should punish you for that 
18:00 <L|> u wanta fuck with chris until he wishes
18:00 <johninj4> you've gotta die somehow man
18:00 <Doodle> neil was right, everyone knows sleeping gives you cancer
18:00 <StrykerX> My family has cancer deaths all over it. I've got a lucky dip as to what type I'll get.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same Stryker
19:00 <Doodle> same
19:00 <Nikky`> dick cancer - not like you need it
19:00 <Nikky`> :P
19:00 <L|> fuck let me fuck ya misses
19:00 <Doodle> :o
19:00 <L|> u dont do it proper
19:00 <johninj4> i've been smoking for longer than not smoking now
19:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, I use that more than anything else!
19:00 <johninj4> so i kinda sked for it
19:00 <Nikky`> Oh do you? my my
19:00 <StrykerX> Yes. Come over bby ;)
19:00 <Nikky`> No No, you come here
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I'm begging for cancer with what I already have 
20:00 <StrykerX> Okay!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> let's face it 
20:00 <L|> lols
20:00 <StrykerX> Chris, how's your mother mate?
20:00 <DemonsRun> i need a tab button
20:00 <Nikky`> I'll be back from Geelong by time you get here StrykerX
20:00 <StrykerX> Oh hang on, he isn't the one leeching off his mothers dole.
20:00 <Doodle> via ballarat ;)
20:00 <L|> i gonna fuck Nikky`
20:00 <StrykerX> That was mrwuf.
20:00 <L|> she wants its
21:00 <L|> bad
21:00 <johninj4> lol has awolf come back?
21:00 <StrykerX> Chris, Nikky doesn't go for virgins.
21:00 <StrykerX> Sorry bro.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the impression Nikky` will never set foot in Ballarat again by her own choice Doodle
21:00 <Doodle> oh
21:00 <Nikky`> Fuck off Chris... I would rather fuck myself for life than ever go near you
21:00 <StrykerX> And that's cause B1 is there.
21:00 <StrykerX> :P
21:00 <Doodle> because of me?
21:00 <L|> i was gonna kiss Nikky`'s box
21:00 <Doodle> oh haha
21:00 <StrykerX> LOL owned Chris!!
21:00 <johninj4> wow i have never seen Nikky` say that to anyone
21:00 <johninj4> you just got pwnd chris
21:00 <StrykerX> Me either.
21:00 <L|> nah
21:00 <Doodle> she says it to me all the time
21:00 <nate> nikky is a hottie
21:00 <L|> i dont read
21:00 <L|> what
22:00 <L|> pwnd
22:00 <L|> smelly vag
22:00 <johninj4> yes mate
22:00 <L|> no kiss
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
22:00 <johninj4> no not smelly vadge
22:00 <L|> lol
22:00 <nate> chris get a haircut and u might have a chance:)
22:00 <Doodle> smelly chris
22:00 <johninj4> ////
22:00 <DemonsRun> eh bbl :)
22:00 <Nikky`> lol
22:00 <Nikky`> gosh
22:00 <L|> i would fuck a mouth
22:00 <johninj4> get a haircut at the neck chris
22:00 <Nikky`> And Bastardly_One is right - I won't go to Ballarat
22:00 <Doodle> i bet Nikky`s vagina smells like fairy floss and rainbows
23:00 <L|> so bad
23:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle - want to see? :P
23:00 <Doodle> oooer
23:00 <Doodle> also yes
23:00 <L|> if they ever single
23:00 <StrykerX> Fairy floss has a smell?
23:00 <L|> i'd fuck em stupid
23:00 <Doodle> YES
23:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP
23:00 <StrykerX> rofl
23:00 <L|> hally2014
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
24:00 <StrykerX> She's not legal Chris.
24:00 <StrykerX> Settle down.
24:00 <L|> go roger a maccas bench
24:00 <johninj4> she's only 1 chris
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <johninj4> have to let her age a while
24:00 <L|> k
24:00 <L|> u being stupid
24:00 <L|> i gonna dive into the borrle
24:00 <Doodle> .
24:00 <L|> bottle
24:00 <Doodle> dive into a shark tank
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be Muslim ... then he only has to wait a few years
24:00 <Doodle> do us all a favour
25:00 <johninj4> good to see you have joined the dark side Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> QUE?
25:00 <johninj4> sharks are too smart to eat chris
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that one went over my head john
26:00 <Doodle> they might think he is a rotting tortoise
26:00 <johninj4> oh you seemed to be all about those poor poor muslims 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
26:00 <L|> oh
26:00 <L|> oh you seemed to be all about those poor poor muslims 
26:00 <L|>  that one went over my head john
26:00 <L|> dive into a shark tank
26:00 <johninj4> lol
26:00 <L|> good to see you have joined the dark side Bastardly_One
26:00 <johninj4> everything goes over your head mate
27:00 <johninj4> the human foxhole
27:00 <L|> i gonna be bigger than tiesto
27:00 <L|> from 5 mins work
28:00 <L|> fuck yas
28:00 <johninj4> off ya go then
28:00 <[Maverick]> LOL. 
28:00 <L|> nah i gonna fuck every misses johninj4 gets
28:00 <johninj4> lol
28:00 <L|> cause i can
28:00 <StrykerX> Bigger than Tiesto?
28:00 <johninj4> you made me choke on my beer
28:00 <johninj4> cunt
28:00 <StrykerX> Show us ya work
28:00 <Doodle> dont encourage him
28:00 <johninj4> you can have them chris
28:00 <johninj4> once i'm done i'm done
28:00 <L|> my music
29:00 <StrykerX> I like Tiesto's work, Doodle
29:00 <StrykerX> I wanna see how much of a shitcunt he is.
29:00 <Doodle> chris is not tiesto
29:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUiMz-1TqQ
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: techno 2015 TWEET (Jan 17, 2015) 2:08 - Category: Music - 9 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
29:00 <StrykerX> I know that loll
29:00 <johninj4> i don't know who that is 
29:00 <johninj4> so not harder for chris to be bigger than him for me
30:00 <johninj4> but still...i'm sure he will find some way to fuck it up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know Tiesto?
30:00 <johninj4> no
30:00 <johninj4> i live in a cave
30:00 <L|> rather fuck scum
30:00 <L|> than god
30:00 <johninj4> i didn't know who mike oldfield was until like a year ago
30:00 <Bastardly_One> next you'll say you don't know Darude and the song Sandstorm
30:00 <L|> what is it with these ppl
30:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <johninj4> was that the drummer in the police?
31:00 <johninj4> i honestly have nfi
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... major doof guy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> woggy doof
31:00 <johninj4> ahh that explains it
31:00 <johninj4> i just nod and say "right on man"
32:00 <johninj4> when people talk about doofs
32:00 <StrykerX> Chris, no words or anything?
32:00 <StrykerX> :/
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's very good at what he does though
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm sorry folks ... I told chris of a new VST to play with
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he's deadmau5 now
32:00 <johninj4> hopefully that keeps him busy for a few millenia
33:00 <StrykerX> That was alright I guess
33:00 <StrykerX> Needs a bit of work
33:00 <StrykerX> It's all the same VST, he hasn't mixed a couple up
33:00 <johninj4> ok i have heard of those guys
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, he never finishes anything
34:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as he thinks he does
34:00 <Doodle> like his life
34:00 <StrykerX> Tiesto is awesome in the techno/trance world
34:00 <Bastardly_One> euro doof I call that 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or yeah ... woggy doof
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Tiesto I mean 
34:00 <StrykerX> Yeah lol
35:00 <StrykerX> I used to live on this stuff
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like Van Dyke, Darude, etc
35:00 <StrykerX> Backed off a bit now though
35:00 <Mew> chocolatefrogstep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer that straight out 4/4 stuff
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like the mau5, wolfgang gartner, etc
36:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkaLcT0kV2g
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni spectacular play (Nov 14, 2013) 24:38 - Category: Gaming - 101 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Pyraz even ... guess Eric has to be included in there 
36:00 <beagle> that ones mine its most hardcore i could do
36:00 <Bastardly_One> great
37:00 <Bastardly_One> now I wanna fap off to ... I mean watch
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the call on me clip
37:00 <StrykerX> I downloaded FL and was going to give it a shot
37:00 <StrykerX> But it requires more concentration than I have
38:00 <Skirmish> FL = Fruity Loops? 
38:00 <Skirmish> That's heaps of fun. 
38:00 <StrykerX> Yup
38:00 <johninj4> call on me clip is ok
38:00 <johninj4> hard to find the proper one on youtube
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER-hjegboI8
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Prydz Call On Me UNCENSORED YouTube (Sep 30, 2011) - Category: People & Blogs - 146,995 views - 366 likes (90.6%), 38 dislikes (9.4%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> back in 6 mins :D
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not hard to find at all 
39:00 <johninj4> it was when i looked
39:00 <johninj4> times have changed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when we were talking about before about women cracking on to you?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd still be wondering if she was serious
40:00 <nate> ninja kisses please!:)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this song reminds me a bit of the stuff Dillon Francis can come up with too 
42:00 <johninj4> xxx nate
42:00 <nate> nice to be loved by a ninja
42:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
42:00 <johninj4> eh i have no doubts
42:00 <Bastardly_One> YT has heaps of fap
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHLfnUkfl0
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran - Girls On Film (Uncensored Long Version) (May 11, 2012) - Category: Music - 132,535 views - 686 likes (96.5%), 25 dislikes (3.5%)
42:00 <johninj4> lol fapping to video clips seems like a teen thing to do
42:00 <nate> i like wild boys better
43:00 <johninj4> why not just get some proper porn
43:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being bored stupid
43:00 <johninj4> holly valance clips are pretty hot
43:00 <johninj4> if you want to go that route
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, how can you go past Rio? It's a classi
44:00 <Bastardly_One> c
44:00 <Bastardly_One> her name is Rio and she dances in the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands
44:00 <nate> rio james bond one?
44:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXjnwXUN1Mg
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran - A View To A Kill (007 version) (Oct 29, 2013) - Category: Music - 242,274 views - 768 likes (98.7%), 10 dislikes (1.3%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA
44:00 <nate> no 
44:00 <nate> hehe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran - Rio (Feb 26, 2009) 5:04 - Category: Music - views - 16,183 likes (96.5%), 588 dislikes (3.5%)
45:00 <L|> oh
45:00 <L|> fuck
45:00 <nate> l u want one or two?
45:00 <johninj4> why are you not dead
45:00 <johninj4> I've been a naughty girl...
45:00 <L|> i got one for u nate
45:00 <L|> drink
46:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine how much abuse that cat must cop?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like it can run the fuck away in a unit
46:00 <StrykerX> Poor kitty
47:00 <johninj4> it's secretly plotting how to kill him
47:00 <johninj4> like most cats'
47:00 <Skirmish> Kitty at ma foot and I wanna touch it. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> female cats do plot your demise
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think his cat is male
48:00 <L|> i could have fucked hottest babe on planet
48:00 <L|> but i thought
48:00 <johninj4> i made the mistake of chucking that holly clip on
48:00 <nate> barbie?
48:00 <johninj4> jeeze
48:00 <Bastardly_One> an ex of mine now has 3 cats in her partnership and the female one is jealous of her 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it tries to kill her in her sleep
48:00 <L|> i run pubs
48:00 <L|> i hot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like full on scratches at the jugular and shit
49:00 <L|> i wouldnt spend money
49:00 <L|> un wisely
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and pretends to be nice while the ex is awake
49:00 <L|> i would make money
49:00 <L|> i got ideas man
49:00 <johninj4> lol imagine chris runnin a pub
49:00 <couleurs> yeh but where's amsy ?
49:00 <L|> about investing in properties
49:00 <johninj4> that would make a good tv show
49:00 <johninj4> amsy is raiding monestarys
49:00 <johninj4> it's what they do in norway during summer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, maybe not awake yet ... it's not that late in the morning
49:00 <couleurs> i'd make a good tv show
49:00 <johninj4> a tradition
50:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs tv show would be about Fifa
50:00 <johninj4> amsy and pals
50:00 <L|> what
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone watch Villa this morning
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they should just give the fuck up 
50:00 <L|> i'd be gay for god
50:00 <nate> whats villa?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we played shithouse and still won 2 nil
50:00 <couleurs> hello and welcome to fifa tv 
50:00 <L|> if god
51:00 <L|> said lets do shit
51:00 <nate> ohh soccer
51:00 <L|> i fair would
51:00 <johninj4> god doesn't want you chris
51:00 <johninj4> seriously man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, get a channel 31 sho
51:00 <johninj4> why would he want to date you
51:00 <johninj4> he could have anyone
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't want Chris at all
51:00 <StrykerX> Chris? Run a pub?
51:00 <StrykerX> LOL
51:00 <johninj4> "ooh yes chris the drugfucked one, he's so dreamy!"
51:00 <StrykerX> Quickest liquor licence loss in known history
51:00 <L|> u dont know my life
51:00 <Bastardly_One> until I have the daily pills I have a Messiah Complex
51:00 <johninj4> lol
52:00 <L|> i know the scene
52:00 <L|> u wanta start
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the scene maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
52:00 <L|> there will be song about u
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the 90s is 20 yrs ago
52:00 <L|> nah
52:00 <johninj4> "chris i need a couple of cartons for my mates bucks night ok if i just grab them? i'll pay you later" "zzzKzz"
52:00 <couleurs> channel 31 headquarters.... a shed with an antenna on the top... u beautey -- TheRon
52:00 <L|> my aunt lets say
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs ... have you actually been there to the RMIT studio? It's pretty good poo actually
53:00 <L|> is feds
53:00 <L|> u wanta start
53:00 <couleurs> yeah i've been there it's ok
53:00 <L|> kk
53:00 <L|> couleurs has purple package
54:00 <Bastardly_One> why did this come into my head?
54:00 <L|> oh oh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed (Feb 26, 2009) 2:46 - Category: Music - 1,739,091 views - 6,827 likes (98.2%), 127 dislikes (1.8%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like, wtf?
54:00 <L|> wtf
54:00 <Bastardly_One> of all songs to just start singing ... why that one?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is actually good though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ZllpkbX7Y
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ★ Going Down To Liverpool ★ The Bangles ★ (Jan 10, 2010) - Category: Music - 30,349 views - 164 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> before they got famous
56:00 <L|> fuck ive seen hot
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the very first Bangles album is totally 60s
56:00 <L|> ive seen hottest
56:00 <L|> bitches
56:00 <L|> all up in my face
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that song has Lenoard Nimoy in it as their driver
56:00 <L|> but
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually a really cool song ... the drummer Debbie sings it
57:00 <L|> i keep u in a home Bastardly_One
57:00 <L|> u respect me cunt
58:00 <L|> u wanta go against
58:00 <L|> my thought
58:00 <L|> why cant i see them
58:00 <L|> like
59:00 <StrykerX> Chris you junkie scum
59:00 <L|> not like first one i didnt
59:00 <StrykerX> How are you still awake?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, piss me off too much and I will go through with the threat
59:00 <L|> go
59:00 <L|> i dare u
59:00 <StrykerX> Threat?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to ring the CAT team?
59:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <couleurs> double dare u
59:00 <L|> double dare
59:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <Skirmish> Lamest threat ever. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
59:00 <Skirmish> Why not threaten to ring the police too.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's actually more scared of the CAT Team
00:00 <L|> police love me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll make sure he's on the meds he should be 
00:00 <L|> i do what the government proposese
00:00 <Skirmish> "Hi I am from the internet and I am ringing up to dob this guy into you"  Remains the lamest threat ever. 
00:00 <L|> fuck
00:00 <L|> u dont
00:00 <L|> dumb cunts
01:00 <Bastardly_One> actually when put like that Skirmish I wonder how Excessive did it exactly
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Excessive is right up there too
01:00 <L|> nah 
01:00 <L|> i fucked u
01:00 <L|> u dont wanta admit it
01:00 <L|> u scum
01:00 <L|> are lower than me
01:00 <L|> i fucked u right over
01:00 <L|> come at me bro
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I don't like attacking those with issues but you just bring it on each and every day yourself
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you love the negative attention because it's the only attention you get
02:00 <Skirmish> You have been threatening him with it for ages. It means nothing. 
02:00 <L|> Bastardly_One
02:00 <L|> u get 20$
02:00 <Skirmish> If you're going to do it, just do it and stop talking about it. 
02:00 <L|> i did
02:00 <Bastardly_One> duh ... it still fires him though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can see
02:00 <L|> for doing nothing
03:00 <L|> fuck
03:00 <L|> i got bottle left
03:00 <L|> gonna be drunk
03:00 <L|> fuk
04:00 <L|> i met
04:00 <L|> with someone
04:00 <L|> knows shit
04:00 <L|> u wanta hear what they said
04:00 <L|> fuck
04:00 <doctor> chris what have you done?
04:00 <L|> nice stuff
05:00 <doctor> you seem to be losing it. remember what we discussed?
05:00 <amsy> hello doctor
05:00 <doctor> hello amsy
05:00 <L|> i did
05:00 <L|> but they so hot
05:00 <L|> why didnt i
06:00 <Skirmish> Got heaps of sleep and for some reason I am extra tired tonight. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, don't try ... I was gonna see if I could ... he's unstoppable this eve I think
06:00 <Bastardly_One> because you got too much sleep compared to what you're used to 
06:00 <doctor> yeah you're probably right
06:00 <[Maverick]> lol... gotta love #melbourne's resident armchair psych 
06:00 <couleurs> hello amocter
07:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: Which one? 
07:00 <doctor> hello kewluas
07:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, he's angered about something but I don't think you'll get out of him exactly what
07:00 <amsy> he he
07:00 <L|> they switch white wine for barcadi
07:00 <couleurs> RoBoTz in DiSk GuYz
07:00 <L|> i get pisssed
08:00 <L|> dont u worry
08:00 <couleurs> -- transformer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, try drinking in silence
08:00 <L|> fuck u
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you wanna 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't roll that way 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty though yes?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *twirls*
08:00 <L|> join #mircbeginners
08:00 <L|> i will ban u
08:00 <couleurs> ok
08:00 <L|> not u
09:00 <amsy> lol cc, nephew sings "robots in the sky"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> robots in the guys
09:00 <Pieter> CAPTAIN RISKY IS A WINNER !
09:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck did that homo yellow vee dub transformer happen though?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is up with him?
10:00 <couleurs> I'm 13
10:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
10:00 <couleurs> MAKE ME
10:00 <amsy> YOU SHUT UP 
10:00 <Pieter> naaaa effort
10:00 <Bastardly_One> U!!!!
10:00 <amsy> ew
10:00 <Pieter> =p
10:00 <L|> ew
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how Pieter shuts shit and the very next line is some excuse 
11:00 <L|> Pieter purple pin dick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> shuts shit? what the fuck?
11:00 <L|> lols
11:00 <Bastardly_One> starts shit 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> random words night from B1 it appears
11:00 <Pieter> wow
11:00 <Pieter> aaaaaanyway
11:00 <L|> fucken whats
11:00 <L|> wants
11:00 <L|> nah
11:00 <L|> u do u give
11:00 <couleurs> BBL going 4 a bike ride... *2 mins l8er* Big Bang Theory is on!!! --- Pieter 
12:00 <L|> or lifes over
12:00 <Bastardly_One> see? ... he just did it again didn't you Pietey?
12:00 <L|> fucken do or give
12:00 <Pieter> shhh
12:00 <L|> k
12:00 <L|> bit
12:00 <L|> shit
12:00 <L|> torretns
13:00 <L|> torrents
13:00 <L|> download
13:00 <L|> lols
13:00 <doctor> couleurs, mrwuf asked me to recommend freenode to you
13:00 <doctor> he's decided to make there his home now
13:00 <L|> omg
13:00 <couleurs> oh is that where he went
13:00 <doctor> yeah
13:00 <couleurs> i thought it was efnet
14:00 <L|> u kij
14:00 <Bastardly_One> half the dickheads got excited about efnet for 10 seconds
14:00 <Bastardly_One> were all gonna immigrate there ... I was so excited
14:00 <couleurs> he's started a new e-life!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> never happened though :(
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still here 
14:00 <doctor> he's in ##vaperhangout but i thing he's just imposed a self exile on himself
14:00 <doctor> think
14:00 <couleurs> lol
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <nate> hi waxy!
15:00 <couleurs> maybe i'll visit him 1 day...
15:00 <[Maverick]> Lwaxana my humming bird 
16:00 <johninj4> lol
16:00 <johninj4> poor andy
16:00 <doctor> lol, supferret is his name if you do
16:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what a crap name ... 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> insult to ferrets, they're cool
16:00 <doctor> mine is catdoctor
16:00 <amsy> omg
16:00 <doctor> doctor was taken
17:00 <amsy> ur perfect
17:00 <couleurs> ok i'll come in as hotbabe21
17:00 <nate> perfect doctor?:)
17:00 <doctor> lol
17:00 <Doodle> perfect puppene
17:00 <amsy> i have those
17:00 <amsy> jk
17:00 <amsy> i dont have any
17:00 <Doodle> pixszsxzsxzsx
17:00 <Doodle> etc
18:00 <EcologicalWeasle> buu-uddy 
18:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> I do say good Sir!
19:00 <EcologicalWeasle> ^^ 
19:00 <EcologicalWeasle> someone got it. 
19:00 <L|> nah
19:00 <L|> i
19:00 <couleurs> Pricks!!!!!!
20:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> don't remember that movie ... I have seen it though
20:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> *slaps chris in the face with a glove*
20:00 <Skirmish> Pauly Shore is the best. 
20:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> I say good Sir! Do shut up!
20:00 <Skirmish> Wheezin the Ju-uice. 
20:00 <L|> fallen asleep again
20:00 <EcologicalWeasle> The-Menacing-Monocle, it was around that time you were touring with the dead 
21:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> oh, that was a heavy time maaaaaaaaaaaan
21:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> I have seen it as I said but I don
21:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> t
21:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> remember much of it 
21:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> long long time ago as you're insinuating
21:00 <Kelevra> Just watched John Wick and The Drop. Good films, a lot of killing in John Wick though
21:00 <Skirmish> Watching Chicago PD
22:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> hey Mel ... never saw you there
23:00 <Pieter> i didnt like john wick
23:00 <Pieter> :/
23:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> yeah, was a decent movie 
23:00 <Pieter> good sound effects tho :)
23:00 <The-Menacing-Monocle> not surprised ... you like absolute shit
26:00 <nate> did john wick say how his woman got killed?
27:00 <Pieter> cancer or somethin
27:00 <Pieter> i eat cow
27:00 <Pieter> moo
28:00 <Pieter> bed time nite
28:00 <nate> bye pieter!
29:00 <Shado> Pieter you junkie scum
29:00 <Shado> Sup
29:00 <nate> hes going to bed
29:00 <nate> join him?
29:00 <StrykerX> lol
29:00 <Shado> He's not in bed
29:00 <Shado> He's still wtching
29:00 <Kelevra> Some sort of terminal illness
31:00 <Junkies`R`Us`Collingwood> looool
33:00 <Kelevra> I don't recall it really coming up in the movie but was stated in the letter she'd been sick for a while
34:00 <nate> do they even show how hot she is?
34:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
34:00 <Kelevra> In the video on his phone
34:00 <nate> ahh true
34:00 <Kelevra> And at the start in the hospital you see her
35:00 <nate> i am surprised that keanu dont hit the gym more
35:00 <nate> he never was muscley
35:00 <nate> soo eehhh
35:00 <Floss> He wasn't bad in matrix
36:00 <Kelevra> All in all 119 kills in the movie, John Wicks body count was 78
36:00 <nate> lol k
37:00 <Kelevra> Constantine was a good keanu movie
38:00 <DemonsRun> Do too look shit Skirmish 
38:00 <Kelevra> He's still fit for an older guy
38:00 <Kelevra> Old man StrykerX 
38:00 <StrykerX> Spose I should sleep soon
38:00 <nate> yeah kelevra is he 50 now?
38:00 <StrykerX> You summoned me, old lady Kelevra?
39:00 <StrykerX> :>
39:00 <Kelevra> Something like that
39:00 <StrykerX> <:
39:00 <Kelevra> Sif yawn
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Constantine could of had all the makings of being shit but it was really good 
39:00 <StrykerX> Sif not
39:00 <Kelevra> You'll make mister sandman come
39:00 <nate> even constantine the series isnt 2 bad
39:00 <StrykerX> As long as he gives me a good night sleep
39:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One: I agree but I've seen it too many times lol
39:00 <StrykerX> I'm content.
40:00 <Kelevra> nate: I didn't know it was a series
40:00 <nate> bout 9 episodes in
40:00 <Kelevra> With Keanu or?
41:00 <Kelevra> Didn't think he did tv
41:00 <nate> nah got some pommy lead
41:00 <Kelevra> Haha must've been shocking
42:00 <nate> you think its going to be, but u get interested in the characters
42:00 <nate> effects arent bad
42:00 <shane> Fucken collingwood supporters
42:00 <Kelevra> I'd probably watch it, I've seen some really shitty shows lol
42:00 <shane> Hey BassBabe85
42:00 <nate> u should ;P
43:00 <Kelevra> Hi person
43:00 <shane> bit of lag
43:00 <Kelevra> Eh I miss tpb
43:00 <shane> tpb?
43:00 <Kelevra> The pirate bay
43:00 <shane> they still up i think
43:00 <Kelevra> Naw
43:00 <shane> on another link
44:00 <shane> heard on radio show
44:00 <shane> 2600.com
44:00 <Kelevra> Its the final countdown
44:00 <Blarp> torrent-finder.info
45:00 <Blarp> ;)
45:00 <Blarp> I mean pirating is bad mkay
45:00 <Kelevra> Lol
45:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.re/home
45:00 <slinky_J> yify torrents
45:00 <Blarp> yify is awesome :)
46:00 <slinky_J> ;P
46:00 <Blarp> the day it comes out on dvd it's up on the site
46:00 <Kelevra> I'm all concentrated out with TV and movies atm
46:00 <couleurs> well i use channel 7 and channel 9
47:00 <Kelevra> Although I am wondering if there's some shitty soap on atm
47:00 <Kelevra> Oooer the whole ten yards shall do
49:00 <Floss> What's yify
49:00 <Blarp> I wouldn't know anything about a site that has hundreds of movies in various formats for downloading
50:00 <Floss> Oh right
50:00 <Loof> hundreds
50:00 <Blarp> thousands
50:00 <couleurs> mirriens
50:00 <Blarp> boobies
50:00 <Floss> Lol I farted into the fan
50:00 <Blarp> :P~
50:00 <Loof> hot
51:00 <Blarp> or not
51:00 <Floss> Was a hotn
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you charmer Floss *swoons*
51:00 <Floss> Was a hot fart...ugh new shit tablet
52:00 <nate> hi unstrayan!
52:00 <Kelevra> Did it fan back at you or hit someone else
52:00 <Loof> sup Kelevra :)
52:00 <Floss> Back at me haha
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you gotta hand it to short people ... most of the time we can't reach it anyway 
52:00 <Unstrayan> hi nate!
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Unstrayan> they will shoot sukumara on the indo firing line
53:00 <Floss>  I just about asleep I caught 2 of the biggest fkn king Georges today
53:00 <Loof> kwhat's a king george
53:00 <Kelevra> Hey Loof, not much thanks for asking, you?
53:00 <Unstrayan> I like to thank god for changing my life
54:00 <Floss> And a massive leatherjacket
54:00 <StrykerX> Loof
54:00 <StrykerX> Bit more sane tonight bto?
54:00 <Kelevra> Floss: you need to fan it toward the unexpected, its very curtious
54:00 <Loof> same same, hope you're well good to see you
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Unstrayan> husband slits wife throat with anger
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a King George is a fishie 
54:00 <Floss> I forgot fans blow air
54:00 <Floss> Lo
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm as good as can be, fuck this weather has my sinus playing up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> differnet fish in the west
54:00 <Floss> L
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and different tasting too
55:00 <StrykerX> Unstrayan, is it true that Bangla women love aussies?
55:00 <Loof> ah damn
55:00 <Loof> yeah i been sneezing alld ay
55:00 <Unstrayan> i pick the kitty by the tail she screamed
55:00 <Loof> supposed to be summer
55:00 <Kelevra> Same
55:00 <Floss> King George are big whiting
55:00 <Kelevra> Summer my ass
55:00 <Loof> lol ikr
55:00 <Bastardly_One> whiting is fucking delish too 
55:00 <Loof> ripped off
55:00 <Floss> And a gummy shark and 2 squid
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss, so nice dinner then?
55:00 <Kelevra> I wish it'd stay a constant temp
56:00 <Loof> melbourne
56:00 <Floss> Not for me
56:00 <Kelevra> Poor Angel has the sneezes aswell
56:00 <Loof> :(
56:00 <Floss> Left em at in laws place
56:00 <Unstrayan> who angel
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne is strangely cooler than usual 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon the hot weather has only shown up about now for the last few years though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the last 2 summers before this
57:00 <Unstrayan> yeah that epic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you had to have a fucking heater on in Jan over those two summers
57:00 <Kelevra> I remember last summer was nice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, for the whole it was a bit too much for me 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, to other people it would of been
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I die over 25
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I should move to Europe or the UK
58:00 <Loof> i do over 25
58:00 <Kelevra> Then I went to qld and it was nice until Feb/early march, back here and its been iffy ever since
58:00 <Loof> :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> strange thing is when I lived on the Gold Coast the heat never bothered me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was different for some reason
59:00 <Kelevra> Its a different heat there
59:00 <Loof> Gold Coast is my favorite place i've been if only it wasn't in qld
00:00 <[Maverick]> it was 44 the other day here 
00:00 <[Maverick]> was lush 
00:00 <DemonsRun> Kelevra did you ever play basketball?
00:00 <Loof> air con?
00:00 <DemonsRun> Or you mav?
00:00 <[Maverick]> neg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> is Perth ever cool though temp wise?
00:00 <Nikky`> Mavie is lush
00:00 <DemonsRun> Damn it 
00:00 <Loof> you're a freak my friend
00:00 <Loof> :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and no a/c ... that would have to of hurt
00:00 <Kelevra> DemonsRun: like in highschool, centuries ago
00:00 <Kelevra> Haha
01:00 <DemonsRun> Bummer
01:00 <DemonsRun> Trying to figure out how much a season is going to cost me.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> to play?
01:00 <[Maverick]> and to the basketball, no I didn't play cause I was a short arse 
01:00 <DemonsRun> So am I! Lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you should find the info on the net if a local association
01:00 <Kelevra> You going to play?
01:00 <DemonsRun> This time b1, the question was not even directed at you in the slightest.
01:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off.
02:00 <Kelevra> Haha
02:00 <[Maverick]> woooo
02:00 <Loof> are you still a shortass [Maverik]?
02:00 <Unstrayan> my parents brought a matrimonial proposal for me to london
02:00 <Kelevra> Bloody boobies would hurt
02:00 <nate> fuck on!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> use google and fuck up then you stupid aggressive idiot
02:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah Mel, starts next month, I know it's roughly 90 for season, then insurance and what not
03:00 <Kelevra> Get excellent bras
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sports insurance is $10 a year or so 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that I do know from roller derby
03:00 <[Maverick]> yes Loof
03:00 <Loof> :(
03:00 <Unstrayan> Kelevra should I study MBA in international business
03:00 <Unstrayan> or MA in luxury hospitality management
03:00 <DemonsRun> I have awesome bras lol
03:00 <Loof> sorry to hear it man
03:00 <Kelevra> I got these champion sport bras for Xmas, its like being taped up
03:00 <Kelevra> You can barely breathe
03:00 <Unstrayan> i even forgot how Kelevra looks
03:00 <Kelevra> So they must be excellent
04:00 <DemonsRun> B1, I was asking certain people. You once again inflicted yourself into a convo that had nothing to you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> $10 - $20 per year for sports insurance ... should be around about 10 ... if you want to correct info
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well don't fucking ask in channel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ask in pm
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My info is correct though
04:00 <DemonsRun> Go Fuck yourself :)
04:00 <nate> spoon off!
04:00 <Unstrayan> skinny girl usually like the NRL cocks
04:00 <Nikky`> You have been ignoring me and I cried a little [Maverick]
04:00 <Loof> would sports insurance cover having a heart attack on an exercise bike b1?
04:00 <[Maverick]> lol...b1 trying to op without a @  
04:00 <Unstrayan> at the same time
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, the club covers it 
05:00 <johninj4> we don't cover captain risky
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not the same as insurance as the usual way
05:00 <Loof> ah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're covered by club insurance for your 10 or so
05:00 <johninj4> hey Loof
05:00 <Loof> hey man :)
05:00 <Kelevra> Does seem insuring
05:00 <Kelevra> Ten dorra
05:00 <StrykerX> Sucky sucky
05:00 <Kelevra> Haha
06:00 <[Maverick]> Isn't insurance part of your season fees?
06:00 <Kelevra> I didn't think you'd need insurance to play
06:00 <Kelevra> The world is too soft these days
06:00 <[Maverick]> and then match fees go towards hire of ground/court etc 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's usually a seperate cost
06:00 <StrykerX> I never knew there was such a thing
06:00 <Unstrayan> hope i'll get the briton citizenship, feonsay already have the ILR one year elder than me from the same suburb in bangladesh
06:00 <Kelevra> Me neither
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in derby up here it is 
07:00 <Unstrayan> i sneak peck her facebook seems legit will do the job
07:00 <Unstrayan> england is better than bangladesh
07:00 <[Maverick]> hence why it's all wrapped up in your annual fees
07:00 <DemonsRun> $160 something all up...
07:00 <DemonsRun> By next week.
07:00 <[Maverick]> so you don't have to worry about it. 
07:00 <DemonsRun> Greaattttt
08:00 <Kelevra> 160 seems more realistic
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Up here though there's not even a rink ... the officials have to put down tape at the badminton centre each game
08:00 <Kelevra> Where are you playing? Angel and I will be your cheer squad
08:00 <Unstrayan> this will be my alias until the australia day
08:00 <DemonsRun> That's full season fees, senior team fees or summin, and insurance
08:00 <DemonsRun> Insurance is 45
09:00 <Bastardly_One> $45?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
09:00 <DemonsRun> Haha Kelevra nowhere near you :(
09:00 <Kelevra> You're not a senior
09:00 <Kelevra> Aww
09:00 <Kelevra> K we'll just start a fan page
09:00 <[Maverick]> Yes... $45.. not back when dinosaurs were playing soccer
09:00 <Kelevra> ;P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it's only a tenner up here as they did a GMHBA commercial?
10:00 <Unstrayan> not worth biting back its a dog job
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Mav, the current is $15 per season for derby up here ... I was gonna do NSA stuff again this year is the only reason I know
10:00 <Unstrayan> the golfer got beatn up at honululu
10:00 <[Maverick]> I dont give a fuck what you claim to do. 
10:00 <[Maverick]> shuffle on 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and the middle of the rink NSOs (not NSAs) need insurance in case they get smashed by derby bitches
10:00 <nate> ohh b1, touch ya toes!
10:00 <johninj4> you rollerskate?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I NSO ... non skating official
11:00 <Bastardly_One> used to ... not anymore
11:00 <johninj4> i went to the park with rollerskates when i was 13 and all the rollerbladers called me a faggot
11:00 <johninj4> so i just went home :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was wanting to do it again as I love the sport but meh 
11:00 <Unstrayan> beagle YOU DOG
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not fit enough or have the desire for the amount of work per season 
11:00 <Kelevra> I got accepted into derby last year but I'm lazy and I can't afford to get broken
11:00 <Kelevra> I suck
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where Mel?
12:00 <Unstrayan> do you go the clipsal500
12:00 <DemonsRun> Kelevra: 79 up front then 7 per game, much easier to manage
12:00 <DemonsRun> Now to look for shoes lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> those chicks down Mornington?
12:00 <Unstrayan> suck suck pass bitch
12:00 <Kelevra> No I applied when I lived in Marybyrnong
12:00 <Kelevra> Like 3 years ago
13:00 <Unstrayan> my junkie mate bought a 1/2 million dollar home near there
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh we played them like 3 weeks ago
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good ... you should of 
13:00 <Unstrayan> near the teveran
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ace fun
13:00 <Kelevra> You have to wait for positions to become available
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
13:00 <Unstrayan> got married to an aussie
13:00 <Bastardly_One> those chicks are a good team too ... besides being decent 
13:00 <StrykerX> Are you playing bbal DemonsRun?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you should of ... ace sport
13:00 <StrykerX> Erm.. Bball
13:00 <DemonsRun> I shall be next month hopfully
13:00 <StrykerX> o0o0oo
14:00 <Unstrayan> i'll put your head in a laundry machine
14:00 <couleurs> Test Am I Onelined?
14:00 <Kelevra> I can't afford to break bones
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no couleurs
14:00 <Unstrayan> only bone is broken of mine is the genital
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Kelevra, bah ... you'll get lots of bruises ... hardly breaks though
15:00 <Kelevra> Maybe when I give up on life I'll give it a go
15:00 <StrykerX> Unstrayan, are you brom Bangladesh?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not a good game of derby without bruising and hurting according to most of them
15:00 <StrykerX> From*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and then feeling like you were in a war the next day
15:00 <Unstrayan> dont speak like norell shes a bitch
15:00 <couleurs> that's just stupid old beeehhh
15:00 <StrykerX> If you are
15:00 <StrykerX> Are Bangla women easy?
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah Fuck being in pain and having to take care of a kid lol
15:00 <Kelevra> <3
16:00 <Loof> <3
16:00 <Unstrayan> very easy infact im going for the second one in england
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlfCPc1ZhCQ
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roller Derby Saved My Soul by Uncle Leon & The Alibis (Nov 14, 2008) 3:42 - Category: Music - 105,125 views - 422 likes (97.5%), 11 dislikes (2.5%)
16:00 <johninj4> thats just my belt buckle
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that song has true words
16:00 <StrykerX> Nice
16:00 <Loof> :D
16:00 <StrykerX> Maybe I'm looking at the wrong country
16:00 <Unstrayan> last one was a cheater cum prostitute
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the first verse of that song is a true story
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, check that song :P
16:00 <Unstrayan> but this one is highly educated and same age of me
17:00 <Kelevra> I can't, people be asleep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the hottest little deal on 8 wheels
17:00 <Kelevra> No moosic for me
17:00 <Unstrayan> you should stick some NRL cock in ya ass
17:00 <Kelevra> You should shove some in your mouth
17:00 <Kelevra> Cock sucker
17:00 <Unstrayan> sure
18:00 <thestig> WOAH
18:00 <Unstrayan> norell is a shemale
18:00 <Skirmish> Why am I not surprised that B1 would want to get involved in Roller Derby. 
18:00 <thestig> shit just got real
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, actually I got forced into it at first ... then got hooked
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't something I got into by choice at first
18:00 <johninj4> lots of chicks at rollerderby
19:00 <johninj4> its a smart move
19:00 <Unstrayan> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
19:00 <johninj4> thats why i play netball
19:00 <Bastardly_One> actually got into it from a guy in a mixed team
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah 
19:00 <nate> damn ninja u are super cute in a skirt
19:00 <johninj4> thanks nate
19:00 <johninj4> i try
19:00 <Loof> b1 keep it up man good for you lungs
19:00 <johninj4> i just hate cutting myself when i shave my legs
20:00 <Unstrayan> bad cam
20:00 <Loof> do you swim b1?
20:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH-rPt1ftSo
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Janet Jackson - Black Cat (Dec 13, 2009) 4:59 - Category: Music - 1,810,182 views - 6,066 likes (97.7%), 140 dislikes (2.3%)
20:00 <Loof> just being in water improves lung capacity
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, nuh never learnt
20:00 <Loof> you dont even have to move
20:00 <Kelevra> I can't remember the last time I had a good dip
20:00 <Unstrayan> http://oi62.tinypic.com/16k84uq.jpg
20:00 <Skirmish> I used to date a chick that did Roller Derby. When I went to watch her it was easy to spot the creepy guys that did it because it was a mostly girls sport. 
20:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
20:00 <Kelevra> Nie nies
21:00 <Skirmish> I picture B1 as one of those creepers.
21:00 <DemonsRun> Bye StrykerX 
21:00 <shane> Maurice fucked #perth channel up
21:00 <thestig> ladyboy fuck boy
21:00 <johninj4> ciao
21:00 <Unstrayan> i dont care if you make a gokkun bukkake with 400 hercules
21:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
21:00 <Skirmish> Maurice ruins everything. 
21:00 <johninj4> perth chan has been fucked for like 5 years now
21:00 <Kelevra> Last time I went to the beach there was a dead seal, twas gross
21:00 <Skirmish> Maurice the Ruiner.
21:00 <Loof> :(
21:00 <johninj4> but yeah it was probably Maurice
21:00 <Loof> i like seals
21:00 <Loof> poor seal
21:00 <Kelevra> Same but not dead ones with eyes popping out lol
21:00 <Unstrayan> my love...my queen...norell the tranny aye simba%
21:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> It was pretty small though
22:00 <Loof> wish it had of been a shark
22:00 <Loof> hate them cunts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you are the walrus ... coo coo k'joo
22:00 <Unstrayan> glengl
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that was to Loof by the way
22:00 <Loof> they taste good though
22:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA
22:00 <Bastardly_One> before Mel hits me 
22:00 <Kelevra> Haha
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Will Smith - Men In Black (May 9, 2014) - Category: Music - 2,243,205 views - 13,547 likes (98.1%), 256 dislikes (1.9%)
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Loof> i must have lost weight then, i though beached whale
22:00 <Unstrayan> there were two german sheperds on the skycity casino
23:00 <Unstrayan> dusk till dawn did u work there Kelevra
23:00 <shane> police dogs
23:00 <Kelevra> I feel like a walrus, lack of sleep and now I'm in that overtired stage, can't sleep
23:00 <Loof> i just woke
23:00 <Loof> i wont be sleeping soon
23:00 <Kelevra> Lucky bastard
23:00 <shane> Give me a hug
23:00 <Loof> :P
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be fucked off with big tusks like that I'd reckon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a bitch to chow down fish with
24:00 <Unstrayan> someone has to take it
24:00 <Loof> zac will no doubt notice i'm not in the bed soon and come looking for me
24:00 <Maurice> The only think i've ruined lately, johninj4, was your mum
24:00 <Maurice> Oooh sick burn
24:00 <Loof> always happens around this time
24:00 <johninj4> lol
24:00 <johninj4> she asked for it
24:00 <Kelevra> Aww
24:00 <johninj4> thats different
24:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <Unstrayan> Maurice where do you get your supply of drinking water
24:00 <Maurice> Also from his mjum
24:00 <johninj4> willy wonkas chocolate factory
24:00 <Maurice> mum*
25:00 <johninj4> with the other oompa loompas
25:00 <johninj4> lolololol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ also from his mum ... that's a bit ... off
25:00 <Unstrayan> why should a man has to have a penis
25:00 <johninj4> thats true beehhh
25:00 <johninj4> you are a revolutionary thinker
25:00 <Kelevra> To pee, procreate and phuk
25:00 <Maurice> Because otherwise he'd be a woman?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> enuich
26:00 <Kelevra> And that^
26:00 <Kelevra> That's no balls
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
26:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
26:00 <shane> im gonna run out of goon soon vintage cellars close at 8 o'clock wtf
26:00 <Maurice> Unless you're that asian dude who just got his junk cut off twice
26:00 <Maurice> In that case, you're just fucked
26:00 <Unstrayan> new zuland is better 
27:00 <Kelevra> Omg how
27:00 <johninj4> pretty fucked to think they would cut a guys balls off just so he could keep a high singing pitch in the old days
27:00 <Loof> that is disturbing
27:00 <johninj4> yeh castrados man
27:00 <Unstrayan> lione kingy was my friend from wanganui
28:00 <Kelevra> If I was a dude I'd cut them off, who needs or wants sweaty balls
28:00 <Unstrayan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3MRfjBCNJs
28:00 <Kelevra> :/
28:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U95Hc3eARow
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Study in New Zealand | Bangladesh (Oct 24, 2014) 4:37 - Category: Education - 472 views views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <Loof> i might as well
28:00 <johninj4> they are pretty anoying in this heat
28:00 <johninj4> i was just thinking about it
28:00 <Unstrayan> sukumara doing a degree with curtin online from bali prison
28:00 <Loof> i should cut mine off i dont own them anyway lol
28:00 <DemonsRun> I have way too much time on my hands
29:00 <Unstrayan> but hes a tamil from london
29:00 <Unstrayan> some gets to travel alot
29:00 <johninj4> i sat down on an upturned boat the other day and smashed them on the curve
29:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
29:00 <Kelevra> ;P
29:00 <johninj4> totes pwnd myself
29:00 <johninj4> in the gooch
29:00 <DemonsRun> Poor skirmish just got bombarded with pics I stole from fb haha
29:00 <Loof> ouch
30:00 <Unstrayan> more it pounds more joy it gets
30:00 <Kelevra> Thief
30:00 <shane> .
30:00 <Unstrayan> as the thought of it
30:00 <Skirmish> YAY lucky me.
30:00 <DemonsRun> I know I am
30:00 <DemonsRun> They're funny
30:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
30:00 <Kelevra> Cougar life.com Haha now I've seen it all
30:00 <Unstrayan> and you have been virgin for the last ten years
30:00 <doctor> back in the old days
30:00 <Kelevra> Bloody tv
31:00 <DemonsRun> Omg I seen that ad before haha
31:00 <Kelevra> Its weird hey
31:00 <DemonsRun> Where they'll come to you!
31:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lmao
31:00 <DemonsRun> C'mon Skirmish they were funny lol
31:00 <Kelevra> They may as well chuck in 'cause old bitches have their licenses'
32:00 <Kelevra> Haha
32:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
32:00 <DemonsRun> It's been a while since they had kids...everything is tight again xD 
32:00 <Kelevra> 16yr olds are thinking 'omg she'll pick me up, root me and buy me grog and smokes'
32:00 <Unstrayan> should I tell when some...doesnt matter
32:00 <DemonsRun> "I found a new mummy!"
33:00 <Unstrayan> alteast parents looked after me
33:00 <Kelevra> I find it creepy when ppl date ppl their parents age
33:00 <DemonsRun> So do I...
33:00 <Unstrayan> you like turle dont you old male
33:00 <DemonsRun> I couldn't do a 50yo
33:00 <Unstrayan> sex mother is awesome
33:00 <Kelevra> We're judgy weirdos
33:00 <Kelevra> :p
33:00 <[Maverick]> Nothing wrong with it.. 
33:00 <nate> i will do a 100 year old!
34:00 <Unstrayan> mum is 37 son is 19
34:00 <DemonsRun> No one will do you nate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that judgemental? ... for pure sex it might be alright but with such an age gap you can't expect much in common surely
34:00 <Kelevra> I told a guy I dated I'd try to fuck his dad if he didn't leave me alone
34:00 <nate> demonsrun sorry i forgot:)
34:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
34:00 <Kelevra> But in all srsness the dad was hot and not that old
34:00 <Kelevra> >.<
34:00 <DemonsRun> I have a mate, and his dad is late 40s?
35:00 <Unstrayan> my genital was mutilated by sciccors
35:00 <DemonsRun> Oh my god he looks 25 and I would love to have a go
35:00 <Kelevra> Hhahaha
35:00 <Unstrayan> scissors
35:00 <Kelevra> 'Hey dude whose your mummy'
35:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
35:00 <DemonsRun> Some days having a boyfriend sucks.
35:00 <johninj4> ikr
35:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
36:00 <nate> wish i had a boyfriend
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol
36:00 <shane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7qGCtAF_k
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CORRUPTION IN THE WILD WILD WEST (Aug 29, 2014) 19:56 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,242 views - 143 likes (91.7%), 13 dislikes (8.3%)
36:00 <Kelevra> Be your own bf
36:00 <Kelevra> Makes life easier
36:00 <amsy> ill be ur bf
36:00 <johninj4> amsy would be a good bf
36:00 <nate> the fun bit is going out to get a bf!
36:00 <DemonsRun> SOME old guys are sexy...
36:00 <Kelevra> amsy: has an awesome cock
36:00 <DemonsRun> Not the likes of b1...
37:00 <johninj4> amsy puts me in my place and we aren't even going out
37:00 <Unstrayan> bitumen has melted in the west of brisbane due to heatwave with humid
37:00 <DemonsRun> But my step brother is... 39? He's a pretty good looker.
37:00 <shane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7qGCtAF_k
37:00 <johninj4> she knows how to treat a lady
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CORRUPTION IN THE WILD WILD WEST (Aug 29, 2014) 19:56 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,242 views - 143 likes (91.7%), 13 dislikes (8.3%)
37:00 <nate> ninja where is your place?
37:00 <amsy> hahaha
37:00 <amsy> in the kitchen
37:00 <johninj4> yes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a hit in America ... then again look at American middle aged men 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not hard 
37:00 <johninj4> or the laundry
37:00 <Unstrayan> im norells bf nate you jealous
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the years have not been kind to me at all 
37:00 <DemonsRun> That's for sure
38:00 <nate> love is good unstrayan:)
38:00 <Unstrayan> i could cheat on her if you love me
38:00 <couleurs> I'm a bf!!!!!!!
38:00 <amsy> lmao
38:00 <amsy> beehhhhhhhhh
38:00 <Unstrayan> make love to me babe
38:00 <johninj4> couleurs is a caring understanding ninties type
38:00 <[Maverick]> The only thing that would be a hit in America is the truck that would wipe you out B1
38:00 <amsy> omg he so is
38:00 <shane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7qGCtAF_k
38:00 <johninj4> (unt)
38:00 <DemonsRun> :O
38:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CORRUPTION IN THE WILD WILD WEST (Aug 29, 2014) 19:56 - Category: People & Blogs - views - 143 likes (91.7%), 13 dislikes (8.3%)
38:00 <Kelevra> America is the suck
39:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahahahahahaha
39:00 <shane> hahahaha
39:00 <shane> maurice fucked it all up
39:00 <nate> unstrayan yes sir!
39:00 <couleurs> I'm a snag 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mav ... fuck you ... choked nearly
39:00 <DemonsRun> Wow dude.
39:00 <Unstrayan> good kitty come to mummy
39:00 <shane> Hey Gir
39:00 <Bastardly_One> was amusing though
39:00 <DemonsRun> Pity
40:00 <johninj4> i would make out with couleurs but i don't want to mess up his hipster beard
40:00 <shane> [Maverick], lets go kick some cunts door down
40:00 <Kelevra> Sliding door or the door with a skeleton key.. That is the question
40:00 <nate> back doors shane?
40:00 <shane> The backdoor yeh
40:00 <shane> should have tried that
41:00 <couleurs> I don't have a beard you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <amsy> lmao
41:00 <johninj4> lol
41:00 <Kelevra> They're both backdoors
41:00 <shane> i shave
41:00 <amsy> BEARDLINA!!!!!!!!
41:00 <shane> !@
41:00 <Unstrayan> norell changed her number a sign of breaking up Maybe
41:00 <Unstrayan> but i dont mind i'll find another one from pattaya
41:00 <shane> SHOCKING
41:00 <doctor> sorry to hear dd
42:00 <shane> hey doctor
42:00 <doctor> pz
42:00 <shane> go bash the indians at hillarys lol
42:00 <doctor> nah, don't want trouble
42:00 <Unstrayan> i cooked beef bolognese spagatti pasta with premeium mince beef, youghurt, fresh lime juice and malasa power and lots of carrot tomato and cucumber
42:00 <shane> ill roll with ya
42:00 <shane> lets roll
42:00 <doctor> very nice
42:00 <shane> carn bru
42:00 <johninj4> at least you didn't mix the vinegar and yoghurt this time
42:00 <couleurs> Beardlina Pitt
42:00 <shane> im bi polar
42:00 <johninj4> thats always a good thing
42:00 <nate> unstrayan u are worth it
42:00 <Unstrayan> i did
42:00 <shane> loyd rayney
42:00 <[Maverick]> Unstrayan, put the Woman
42:00 <[Maverick]> s 
43:00 <Unstrayan> apple cider vinegar 
43:00 <[Maverick]> Day cookbook down 
43:00 <Unstrayan> cats love my cooking
43:00 <shane> kings park
43:00 <shane> claremont
43:00 <shane> i met [Maverick] once
43:00 <shane> met a lot of IRC people
43:00 <Unstrayan> cat mom thanked me in joy
43:00 <doctor> i must have ADD or something if ever there were such a thing
43:00 <nate> shane u rock!
43:00 <shane> doctor lives near me
43:00 <[Maverick]> Unstrayan: did she spew in your shoe? 
43:00 <shane> u should come over doctor
44:00 <nate> doctor a lovely guy?
44:00 <shane> talk about old times
44:00 <doctor> lol
44:00 <johninj4> doctor is one of the good ones nate
44:00 <shane> im good
44:00 <doctor> i do my best to maintain the peace
44:00 <nate> hells yes
44:00 <johninj4> shane is ok when he is on his meds
44:00 <shane> i am innocent
44:00 <Unstrayan> i wont be comtesting this time
44:00 <shane> im just a man kid
44:00 <Unstrayan> contest
44:00 <shane> 28 but still a child
44:00 <johninj4> don't grow up
45:00 <johninj4> its a trap
45:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
45:00 <shane> :)
45:00 <johninj4> lol
45:00 <shane> Western Australia mate WILD WILD WEST
45:00 <shane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7qGCtAF_k
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CORRUPTION IN THE WILD WILD WEST (Aug 29, 2014) 19:56 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,242 views - 143 likes (91.7%), 13 dislikes (8.3%)
45:00 <Unstrayan> the land looks like the surface of mars there
46:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8 
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Will Smith - Wild Wild West ft. Kool Mo Dee, Dru Hill (Mar 26, 2011) - Category: Music - 2,761,752 views - 13,266 likes (98%), 266 dislikes (2%)
46:00 <Skirmish> amsy: DemonsRun doesn't know what you look like. Can you shoot her a pic so she can understand why these guys are forever drooling over you? 
46:00 <nate> yay!
46:00 <amsy> hahaha
46:00 <nate> pix
46:00 <amsy> she could ask too
46:00 <Skirmish> Not pix in main channel you creeper. 
46:00 <Skirmish> She's too shy amsy. 
47:00 <nate> yay pix i said!
47:00 <Unstrayan> is the news tonight
47:00 <nate> bubble bath picture send me one unstrayan:)
47:00 <johninj4> beehhh is like a drunk anton enus
48:00 <Unstrayan> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
50:00 <Unstrayan> johninj4 would you go far to work or stay closer to home if the pay remains the same?
50:00 <johninj4> if the pay is the same why leave
50:00 <Unstrayan> alrighty got ya
50:00 <couleurs> tuck this 8=====D
50:00 <shane> and tip
51:00 <Unstrayan> some beautiful trasexual on chaturbate
51:00 <nate> really couleurs i accept cash first
52:00 <couleurs> :o
52:00 <Skirmish> amsy: That's not very nice what you said with the pic. 
52:00 <amsy> haha
52:00 <amsy> you are a dick!
52:00 <nate> amsy whats your snapchat, so u can send some nudies?
53:00 <nate> yay! token da ring
53:00 <amsy> someone is shy LETS JUST PUBLICLY OUT HER
53:00 <Unstrayan> i fapped over amsy's pic once shh
53:00 <TokenDaRing> evening folks
53:00 <amsy> beehhh...
53:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Unstrayan
53:00 <TokenDaRing> does Norell do porn?
53:00 <nate> i am sure amsy isnt all just about super hot looks
53:00 <Unstrayan> (beehh is not available please leave a return fone number after the *beep...)
53:00 <nate> i could be wrong:)
54:00 <johninj4> she does seem to be pretty normal which is suspicious
54:00 <nate> ninja!
54:00 <nate> waaaah ya
54:00 <johninj4> i don't know karate man
54:00 <Unstrayan> you sure know the bars
54:00 <couleurs> <Student> I'm suspicious ;)
55:00 <johninj4> exposed
55:00 <Unstrayan> amsy can i prank ya to nroway
55:00 <amsy> what
55:00 <shane> STRAYA
55:00 <Unstrayan> i wont block my number i swear
55:00 <amsy> lmao
56:00 <amsy> i could do without the prank call thanks beehhh
56:00 <amsy> but very sweet of you to offer
56:00 <shane> YOU GOING TO PAY FOR INTERNATIONAL FONECALL
56:00 <shane> LOL
56:00 <shane> wait
56:00 <shane> must be a way to get a free fone call
56:00 <Unstrayan> yeah thanks amsy slurp
56:00 <amsy> viber
56:00 <shane> a straw at the payfone maybe
56:00 <amsy> skype
56:00 <Unstrayan> tango
56:00 <shane> skype to skype
56:00 <DemonsRun> Viber ftw
57:00 <Unstrayan> tango to tango is cool
57:00 <Zade> Unstrayan will try and turn into ph sex 
57:00 <shane> the tango
57:00 <shane> wow
57:00 <couleurs> beehhh is the worst
57:00 <Unstrayan> any sex is countable
57:00 <amsy> id consider skyping with beehhh
57:00 <DemonsRun> What?!
57:00 <DemonsRun> No way
57:00 <shane> i skyped with him once
57:00 <amsy> just to satisfy curiosity
57:00 <Unstrayan> group chat
57:00 <Skirmish> You can always block him if he's a pest. 
57:00 <DemonsRun> Shotty being in on that call
58:00 <amsy> ive skyped with beagle
58:00 <Unstrayan> ok add me amsy
58:00 <amsy> that was an experience
58:00 <couleurs> lol
58:00 <johninj4> i skyped beagle once
58:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
58:00 <johninj4> that was enough for me
58:00 <amsy> yeah same
58:00 <johninj4> he wouldn't let me talk :(
58:00 <DemonsRun> I haven't used Skype in agesssss
58:00 <Unstrayan> thats my ID for you
58:00 <amsy> no he does rant
58:00 <Skirmish> johninj4: He was masturbating and didn't want you to ruin it with your voice.
59:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
59:00 <Zade> lol
59:00 <Unstrayan> i miss skype with beagle 
59:00 <johninj4> if you did get a word in he would just ignore everything you said and talk about whatever
59:00 <johninj4> worst
59:00 <amsy> omg skype with beehhh/beagle/chris
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard a few of you got beagle in a skype chat and soon as he found out males were in it you went off
59:00 <amsy> could you imagine
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I SAID NO HOMO!
59:00 <DemonsRun> I would pay to hear that hahahaha
59:00 <johninj4> lol
59:00 <Doodle> i would pay not to
59:00 <Unstrayan> shit i need to do my IELTS test again for the forth time
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
59:00 <Unstrayan> expires every 2 years fuck me
59:00 <johninj4> kk
59:00 <amsy> hahahaha doodle 
59:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
59:00 <Skirmish> ey kate howzit. 
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