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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> GST
00:00 <HardYakka> shes malaysian
00:00 <Mody> her child is half jewish and its not even her kid
00:00 <Mody> gst was good
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what does that have to do with anything
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> GST is shit
00:00 <HardYakka> good people are no longer in labor govt
00:00 <Mody> gst helped us out a lot
00:00 <HardYakka> they only seeks the power
00:00 <Skirmish> Howard was the most prolific spender since WW2. Abbott is spending money at the same rate as when Rudd was handing out the stimulus.  Tell me again how Howard and Abbott are great with money.
00:00 <Mody> only uneducated morons vote for labor
01:00 <Mody> they spend money that needs to be spent and they also save far more than labor ever do
01:00 <Mody> they get things done
01:00 <HardYakka> there is no fucken money in the country
01:00 <Mody> the stimulus package was a joke
01:00 <Skirmish> How can you spend that much and still save? Tell me how that works. 
01:00 <Mody> it was money to buy votes it is not gone and gone and never to return
01:00 <HardYakka> lib is trying their best to make things sustainable
01:00 <Mody> *now
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sustainable 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yes
01:00 <Mody> the rapist payment left a huge hole in our assholes
01:00 <HardYakka> Labor coming to power would be the bad bad bad and really bad move
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> slash the social welfare funds
01:00 <Skirmish> Tell me about how Joe Hockey DOUBLED the gross devicit of Australia within 6 months of becoming treasurer. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> slash services
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> good job liberals
02:00 <Mody> slash them
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you
02:00 <Mody> too many dickheads in the public service
02:00 <Skirmish> lol these two have no idea. Obvious attempt at trolling. 
02:00 <HardYakka> katatonic_kate01 you friend gillard is no longer servicing labor
02:00 <Mody> too much rubbish on abc
02:00 <Mody> fuck the abc
02:00 <Mody> they can do with a paycut
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's pretty lame skirmish
02:00 <Mody> fuck centrelink
03:00 <HardYakka> only the bad politician remains in labor
03:00 <Skirmish> These guys need the Friendlyjordies to sort them out. 
03:00 <HardYakka> I hope campbell newman stays in power so is colin barnet
03:00 <Mody> campbell newman very good
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally… sacks peeps and then increases his own salary 
03:00 <Mody> no problem
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is working for the peeps of QLD
04:00 <HardYakka> only lib candidate i couldnt stand was denis napthine
04:00 <Mody> let him have the money
04:00 <Mody> denis napthine was a pedo
04:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFvIBlrG3h0
04:00 <HardYakka> glad he was gone spastic dr
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> he deserves an increase! For doing such a great job
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How the liberal party is destroying the Great Barrier Reef (Jan 8, 2015) 4:59 - Category: Comedy - 15,039 views - 871 likes (98.8%), 11 dislikes (1.2%)
04:00 <Mody> daniel andrews is very bad
04:00 <HardYakka> Mody i know you from somewhere
04:00 <Mody> yes Skirmish i have seen that
04:00 <HardYakka> you used to work in laverton
04:00 <Mody> that guy is paid by politicians to make his silly videos
04:00 <HardYakka> 10 years ago
04:00 <Mody> i did 
04:00 <Skirmish> Then you would realise it uses facts to make a huge amount of fun of right wing voters. 
05:00 <Mody> laverton great place
05:00 <HardYakka> you are semi bald
05:00 <Mody> not semi bald but getting there
05:00 <HardYakka> i remember you
05:00 <HardYakka> lets see your toe
06:00 <HardYakka> if tony abbott is gone country will suffer even worse
06:00 <HardYakka> hes one of the few goodman
06:00 <Mody> julie bishop is good
06:00 <Mody> i would rather her
06:00 <HardYakka> the whole lib crews are good
07:00 <Mody> malcom turnbull though very bad
07:00 <Mody> he is a snake
07:00 <HardYakka> even indipent whats his name nick xenofone
07:00 <HardYakka> good guy
07:00 <Mody> yes he is good
07:00 <HardYakka> plamer and his other half needs a smack on the head
07:00 <HardYakka> whats her name
07:00 <Mody> lambie?
08:00 <Mody> she is gone
08:00 <HardYakka> yup stupid slug
08:00 <Mody> starting her own
08:00 <Mody> she is a brain dead bush pig
08:00 <HardYakka> no she didnt runs her own party now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> [00:07] <Mody> malcom turnbull though very bad --- no way ... I'm so left I slant left when I walk but he's the best thing in politics
08:00 <HardYakka> they are scammers
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's centralised right ... 
08:00 <Mody> why is he good? are you happy he gave you NBN?
08:00 <Mody> for all the porn?
08:00 <Mody> NBN is useless
09:00 <Mody> even abbott said so. we should be investing in wireless not fucking NBN
09:00 <HardYakka> my suggestion if you love your country keep the libs
09:00 <Mody> i will always keep the libs
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> my suggestion is that you keep your opinions to yourself
09:00 <Mody> libs will be also legalise drugs too it is coming very soon as soon as the usa legalise it
09:00 <HardYakka> who are you telling me this
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah
09:00 <HardYakka> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> Well I keep my track record in tact. I still haven't met a right wing voter that's not completely ignorant to everything. 
10:00 <Mody> katatonic_kate01 this is a chat room we can all offer our own opinions
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeh libs will totes legalise drugs
10:00 <Mody> they will
10:00 <Mody> its already been said
10:00 <HardYakka> i have a pic of katatonic_kate01
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly skirmish 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good on you beehhh i'm glad you do
10:00 <Mody> its not about being ignorant its about being real
10:00 <HardYakka> let me show ya mate
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> if Cuba can provide FREE health care , so can australia
11:00 <HardYakka> http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/no-i-dont-have-demotivational-poster-1237956710.jpg
11:00 <Mody> cuba is not australia
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> cuba is a 1st world nation
11:00 <Mody> and cuba obtain funding from the usa to be able to do so
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn't
12:00 <Mody> cuba is not a first world nation
12:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
12:00 <HardYakka> in american poor people dont have medicare
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Cuba can't get funding from the US
12:00 <Mody> never has been never will be
12:00 <HardYakka> http://lifestyle.beiruting.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/celebrity-pictures-lawless-pms.jpg
12:00 <Mody> cuba do to keep them shut up
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no …. cuba gets all it's money from america don't ya know
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Mody, if a third world country can give free health care
12:00 <Mody> or they will overtake the country
12:00 <TokenDaRing> why can't a first world country like ours?
12:00 <Mody> because its all about the $$$ and the jews
12:00 <HardYakka> Labor will sell the country to china and countries every single assest
12:00 <Mody> it is dog eat dog
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, totes
13:00 <HardYakka> libs love indian cause they know indians are hard worker happy to get a job
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
13:00 <HardYakka> what is PMS?
13:00 <Mody> putting up with mens shit
13:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-tF6JTSPDc
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
14:00 <Mody> its what feminists say
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Falls Festival is going to be bananas in pyjamas (good) (Dec 27, 2014) 4:18 - Category: Comedy - 32,259 views - 1,109 likes (99.2%), 9 dislikes (0.8%)
14:00 <HardYakka> norell is a feminine tranny and i love her so much
14:00 <HardYakka> a shemale gave me more love than all women
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're a cunt
14:00 <HardYakka> ignored
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome!
15:00 <Mody> women today are evil
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Mody> you are right HardYakka i dont blame you
15:00 <HardYakka> without any doubt
15:00 <HardYakka> im not feeding the mom
15:00 <Mody> skirmish what is wrong with falls festival?
15:00 <HardYakka> they all got rid off me when my chips were down
15:00 <Skirmish> It's a large collection of deluded people ... apart from that, nothing? 
15:00 <Mody> you are just angry that you would never fit in
15:00 <HardYakka> not a single soul stood for me
16:00 <Mody> too much aggression in your life
16:00 <Mody> you need to be free 
16:00 <Skirmish> lol free. 
16:00 <Skirmish> I am such a free soul I am going to do what all the other free souls do ... that will make me unique. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps are just tards
16:00 <HardYakka> I will live to see its end
16:00 <Mody> well less time off irc and maybe some music festivals might do you some good
16:00 <Mody> meet some ppl 
16:00 <Mody> have a dance have a laugh, be creative
17:00 <HardYakka> suicide is not an option
17:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbXQXKXAHfE
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reddy 2 Get Maggot At Stereo!? (Nov 27, 2014) 4:45 - Category: Comedy - 123,044 views - 2,875 likes (98.6%), 41 dislikes (1.4%)
17:00 <Mody> stereosonic is great festival
17:00 <Mody> shame you are too sad to ever experience that
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe if you're 18 stereo is awesome
18:00 <HardYakka> she not only prostituted herself took money from my credit cards to bring her new bf from overseas before you got divorce
19:00 <Skirmish> I've done security at BDO years ago. It's a gigantic clusterfuck of stupidity. 
19:00 <Mody> stereosonic is great
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
19:00 <Skirmish> I cannot imagine falls or stereo are any different. 
19:00 <HardYakka> and your system supported her and virdict was against me all the way through
19:00 <Mody> so is bdo but the artists have been shit hence why it died
19:00 <Mody> they are very different
19:00 <HardYakka> im not paying a cent back get that
19:00 <serah_qld> hi im bored tonight please call me someone im damn bored :( 0435-175-567
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking trolls
20:00 <Skirmish> Terrible trolls. 
20:00 <serah_qld> trolls???
20:00 <Skirmish> Bring jack Jackjeckyl. 
20:00 <Skirmish> back*
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <HardYakka> skype serah_qld i got no credit left to call
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the good trolls left :(
20:00 <HardYakka> Loof: lib or lab
21:00 <Mody> festivals like stereosonic on everyday in usa and europe, go tell them its a bunch of rubbish 
21:00 <Mody> you just too sad to fit in
21:00 <serah_qld> anyone here from brizzy 
21:00 <Mody> not e veryone is a roided up wog or hipster
21:00 <HardYakka> the winner is 4lib
21:00 <HardYakka> some perished away some didnt
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sarah go try #cats or #sex
21:00 <Loof> depends
21:00 <Mody> but great you can see that as the shining light, keep watching the youtube videos and enjoy your hatred
22:00 <HardYakka> dont vote half n half
22:00 <Loof> fanging for cock
22:00 <HardYakka> lib n lab should work together
22:00 <nate> u cant be bored on irc, its impossible!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes fangin' for the cock
22:00 <HardYakka> they all getting the salary and oppose to each other proposal, keeping ordinary citizens on a limbo
23:00 <Skirmish> I miss people that are good at trolling. This is just shit these guys carry on with. 
23:00 <Mody> Skirmish your problem was being a stupid security guard instead of joining the party
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> exercise the ignore function
23:00 <Mody> nobody is trolling
23:00 <Mody> whos trolling?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the best thing I've ever done
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> less harassment
23:00 <HardYakka> "Australian politics giving their taxpayer's some anxiety" write thesis on that
23:00 <Mody> does everyone on a chat room have to agree with everything you say?
23:00 <nate> isnt the whole point of trolling to be ignored?
23:00 <nate> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just like to say ... the Smiths were hilarious
23:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
23:00 <HardYakka> LIMBO
24:00 <Mody> Skirmish how many live concerts have you been to and what were they?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed this convo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm going to Soundwave again for free
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I get anything for free though most likely 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so that kind of sucks
25:00 <Skirmish> lol creepy old man at soundwave. I bet the chicks will be stoked.
25:00 <nate> b1 is lean and mean;D
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm usually side stage when scabbing freebies
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah they will be 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't be in the crowd
25:00 <HardYakka> I really hope Bastardly_One dont follow me to london, that would be somewhat like from paris to love or sleepless in seattle or roman holiday?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I have friends in London
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure they'd let me stay for an assassination attempt
26:00 <HardYakka> london is awesome when you wanna zone out in time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just slow them ten mins of you in here
26:00 <HardYakka> city itself is 500 years old
26:00 <serah_qld> hi im bored tonight please call me someone im damn bored :( 0435-175-567
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd let me assassinate you ... they'd sponsor the trip even
27:00 <HardYakka> well you cant have this dick in your soil
27:00 <Loof> can i come b1?
27:00 <Loof> my bro wants to shout me
27:00 <Loof> lets all go
28:00 <British^Meat> Loser convention?
28:00 <HardYakka> Abbott is my favorite person
29:00 <HardYakka> single mums like katatonic_kate01 always give ears to the roumers and make things complicated by judging or jumping to conclusion too soon
29:00 <[Maverick]> didn't know katatonic_kate01 was a single mum 
29:00 <Skirmish> She's not. 
29:00 <Maurice> Not sure what roumers are
30:00 <HardYakka> put in google spell
30:00 <British^Meat> which one is HardYakka?
30:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Sunbeam
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
30:00 <British^Meat> ?
31:00 <HardYakka> British^Meat whats the fun things i could do in england
31:00 <nate> u could chat on irc in england?
31:00 <nate> super fun!
31:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
32:00 <HardYakka> yes i sure will let you guys know the uptodate status
32:00 <Digerati> lol
32:00 <Digerati> let's make a dope deal !
34:00 <doctor> lets get a shack out alice springs, live a simple life and smoke dope till our hearts give way
34:00 <Digerati> actually near the border of nt man
34:00 <Digerati> SA
34:00 <Digerati> keep the paranoia away :)
34:00 <Digerati> where the weed is
35:00 <Digerati> evil lurks
35:00 <Digerati> PUFF PUFF GIVE
35:00 <Digerati> your fucking up the rotation...
35:00 <doctor> theres plenty to go round, no need to share a blunt
36:00 <Digerati> i did smoke cones in the 90s with a hose, foil and gatorade
36:00 <Digerati> disposable and hygiene !
36:00 <doctor> i think many people did in their younger years
36:00 <Digerati> wonder if they make bongs out of crystal
36:00 <Digerati> fuck glass
36:00 <doctor> maybe
37:00 <Digerati> bohemian crystal
37:00 <Digerati> and etched preferably
37:00 <Digerati> that would be nice
37:00 <Digerati> i would give that bong a bath twice a day !
37:00 <HardYakka> I should be on Okinawa diet to live up to 100 year
38:00 <Digerati> i would fucking just chuck the thing in the spa
38:00 <Digerati> or the swimming pool
38:00 <Digerati> let the chlorine do the shit
38:00 <HardYakka> I hope to be in Alberta by 2027 when an asteroid hits our planet, only 14 years from now
38:00 <HardYakka> 12 years
39:00 <HardYakka> hope it lands in asia
40:00 <HardYakka> hope the australia day near miss asteroid dont become the near tragedy
41:00 <BlackDevil> who smells
42:00 <Bastardly_One> have I mentioned how funny the Smiths were yet?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am laughing my head off listening to them 
43:00 <Loof> are the sniffer dogs at soundwave anything to worry about b1?
43:00 <doctor> I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does
43:00 <HardYakka> do they sell crown royale maple whiskey Digerati in dans? get them
43:00 <Loof> anon says in 2013 there were like 3
43:00 <simba> cum
44:00 <Digerati> i liked southern comfort the most
44:00 <Digerati> had hennys
44:00 <Digerati> its all taste man
44:00 <Digerati> hi sim
44:00 <HardYakka> crown royale is superb luxury
44:00 <Digerati> same shit, it's all poison
45:00 <HardYakka> made from the water in canada
45:00 <Digerati> get something you can stick yo
45:00 <Digerati> to
45:00 <Digerati> something you enjoy
45:00 <HardYakka> you never tried it i can ell
45:00 <Digerati> taste wise
46:00 <HardYakka> dans should have them last i checked online
46:00 <Digerati> dude, i have tried 1200$ botte of king louis and spat, i tried 20$ cognac and loved it
46:00 <Digerati> it depends how it tastes
46:00 <Mody> its all personal taste
46:00 <Digerati> yes
46:00 <Mody> i love aussie beer only
46:00 <Digerati> its all poison nonetheless
46:00 <Mody> but many would say that is bad
46:00 <Mody> its all poison and will kill you
47:00 <Digerati> brand names mean fuck all
47:00 <Digerati> it is how it is made
47:00 <Digerati> and how it tastes
48:00 <HardYakka> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ychbEjJdLI0
48:00 <Digerati> they make it, age it, and brand it
48:00 <Digerati> so what
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fairmont Winnipeg: Crown Royal (Feb 21, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Entertainment - 2,892 views - 19 likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
48:00 <Digerati> you are buying a name
48:00 <beagle> generally the more expensive the better
48:00 <Digerati> beagle
48:00 <Digerati> no
48:00 <HardYakka> how do you keep your self warm in sibera?
48:00 <beagle> hrm this new malt well bitter tun , weird name but its ok
48:00 <Digerati> beagle it aint any better
48:00 <Digerati> dont be silly
48:00 <beagle> :
48:00 <beagle> :/
48:00 <Digerati> my dads brother is a winemaker for over 50 years
48:00 <Digerati> a pro
48:00 <Digerati> sells to cellars
49:00 <Digerati> and is registered
49:00 <Digerati> it dont mean shit
49:00 <beagle> i sometimes buy vintage cellars
49:00 <HardYakka> canadian malt are used to the cold and lack of sun
49:00 <Digerati> wine is 2 things
49:00 <Digerati> how it is made
49:00 <Digerati> and how it tastes
49:00 <Digerati> the amount of work put into it
49:00 <HardYakka> only good shit from canada is crown royale
49:00 <Digerati> go to a chateau and learn, i been to stacks of them in SA
50:00 <beagle> prob good idea for me
50:00 <beagle> well i might in few weeks
50:00 <Digerati> a good chardonnay like picadilly fields takes months
50:00 <Digerati> and they are dirt cheap
50:00 <HardYakka> dan murphys got them beagle
50:00 <HardYakka> just dont buy vodka and skull on skype
50:00 <beagle> damn warm here now atleast in house i hope it aint like this in melb they said cooler weather approaching then er possibly hot
50:00 <nate> need some drinks to make out with digi;D
50:00 <HardYakka> scul
50:00 <beagle> lol ... beer usually
50:00 <beagle> sometimes vodka with shimmon
51:00 <beagle> this orange vodka just 1 time
51:00 <HardYakka> i have grants
51:00 <beagle> tho ... entire litre
51:00 <beagle> yeah that one aint too bad
51:00 <Digerati> beagle, i got a 50 year old cognac here
51:00 <Digerati> for when i am dead
51:00 <HardYakka> if i had money prolly bought crown royale black
51:00 <Digerati> when i die, they will drink it
51:00 <beagle> your daughters ?
51:00 <Digerati> it is in a wood box
51:00 <Digerati> box has silk in it
51:00 <HardYakka> you should have them tonight before you die
52:00 <Digerati> glass covered
52:00 <HardYakka> beagle if you wanna drink vodka get grey goose only
52:00 <Digerati> 24ct solid gold emblem
52:00 <Digerati> the bottle is made from crystal
52:00 <HardYakka> malt and origin matters in a drink
52:00 <Digerati> and the emblem on the bottle is solid gold
52:00 <Digerati> it is King Louis
53:00 <Unstrayan> shemales are angels
53:00 <Digerati> that is appointed to HMAS
53:00 <HardYakka> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcfsrPZjkYg
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan norell is a dog
54:00 <TokenDaRing> and a mutt
54:00 <johninj4> motor polo
54:00 <worthless> Bangla pedo
54:00 <Unstrayan> worthless is a pakicunt
55:00 <johninj4> http://www.cracked.com/blog/15-old-photographs-that-prove-world-used-to-be-insane_p2/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=crackedfbfanpage 
55:00 <worthless> go suck ur trannys cock
55:00 <johninj4> #bumfights
55:00 <Unstrayan> go suck your mummys udder cunt n cry emo faggot
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Unstrayan you have no place calling people here faggots
57:00 <Unstrayan> your a faggot too TokenDaRing
57:00 <worthless> go fondle ya little ladyboys cock bangla pedo
57:00 <Unstrayan> faggots
57:00 <nate> i like faggots
57:00 <Unstrayan> same here
57:00 <nate> they be awesomess
58:00 <Unstrayan> ladyboys are man with small boobs
58:00 <nate> wing man some boring chicks for me
59:00 <johninj4> A MAN has been found dead inside an internet cafe after video game binge lasting three days.
59:00 <simba> A MAN
59:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssssssssst
59:00 <Bastardly_One> two days old 
00:00 <johninj4> “Hsieh was a regular customer here and always played for consecutive days. When tired, he would sleep facedown on the table or doze off slumped in his chair. That is why we were not aware of his condition in the beginning,” an employee told the Taipei Times
00:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's asian so doesn't count
00:00 <johninj4> he sounds like a boss though
00:00 <johninj4> the bruce lee of gaming
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they consider that shit a source of income ... totally different to how we think
00:00 <Bastardly_One> though couleurs could do that on Fifa I reckon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and still live
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying when I saw the story the most I've ever done was 18
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I stopped because I fell over sideways
01:00 <Bastardly_One> literally blacked out 
01:00 <johninj4> i did a couple of fays on final fantasy 7
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and just went sideways
01:00 <johninj4> fuck man
01:00 <johninj4> then i went to sleep and had a dream about ff7
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so, send myself to bed then
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
01:00 <Unstrayan> if you visit to london dont forgot to meet me near the arsenal oval
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that once on GTA V the first PS3 edition
01:00 <Bastardly_One> used to see that in my sleep all the time
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was actually annoying
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd turn it off ... get some rest ... and what did you see?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking same shit 
02:00 <johninj4> yerp
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and your eyes see it different when sleeping
02:00 <Unstrayan> london has majority students are indian and african
02:00 <Bastardly_One> vertigo kind of stuff 
02:00 <Unstrayan> very little chinese
03:00 <Bastardly_One> really annoying in the end 
03:00 <nate> b1 is on fire, best day ever
03:00 <Unstrayan> large numbers are indian and nigerian
03:00 <johninj4> i have had irc dreams before
03:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had a game dream for ages ... but I do tend to not play for a couple of hours before sleep
03:00 <johninj4> such an odd thing to dream about
03:00 <[Maverick]> Final Fantasy 7 was worth it 
03:00 <johninj4> text on a screen
03:00 <johninj4> yeah it was an epic game
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, no shit ... I've dreamt things I've said in the future
03:00 <johninj4> i was so gutted when cloud lost all his stuff
03:00 <nate> irc dreams lol
03:00 <[Maverick]> yah 
03:00 <[Maverick]> best game ever 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I never came here when I dreamt about a convo in this channel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was a recent convo too ... real de ja vu 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or should I say the other person never came here at the time of the dream
04:00 <Unstrayan> i star running in the morning follow abbotts footstep
04:00 <Unstrayan> dont want to see bill shock shorten as a PM
05:00 <Unstrayan> Abbott is a good man he should be selected again
07:00 <nate> unstrayan! how often do u shave ya head
08:00 <Unstrayan> everyday bro
09:00 <nate> can u get lazer treatment?
09:00 <amsy> hi cc ! 
09:00 <amsy> oh :(
09:00 <amsy> bye cc...
10:00 <nate> amsy it will be ok, unstrayan gives out candy
10:00 <amsy> i would be careful
11:00 <Unstrayan> i only do the ass
12:00 <nate> the donkey?
13:00 <Unstrayan> cant wait to visit uk soon
15:00 <Unstrayan> http://londoncampus.sunderland.ac.uk/courses/tourism/tourism-hospitality-dissertation/
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't get how you're so amped for an arranged marriage
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and proud to finally get one and still be living off well to do relatives
16:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you have any pride?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, silly question ... the answwer is clearly no
19:00 <Unstrayan> whats to you what I do and dont
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: he's scum
20:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad we threw him out of Australia
20:00 <TokenDaRing> hopefully he'll never come back
20:00 <Unstrayan> i wouldnt come back either
20:00 <nate> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36ipw1
20:00 <nate> dogs are cute
21:00 <johninj4> lel
21:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <nate> so many memes
21:00 <nate> could die!
22:00 <Unstrayan> im not upset about being thrown out but not able to get back after 5th attempt of trial
22:00 <amsy> l
22:00 <TokenDaRing> you shouldn't ever be allowed back in
22:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FTaVgqSiIk#t=16 
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kanellos A song for Kanellos, the riot dog Τραγούδι για σ. Κανέλο (Jun 18, 2007) 4:01 - Category: News & Politics - 310,974 views - 1,278 likes (98%), 26 dislikes (2%)
23:00 <Unstrayan> asif there is only one heaven
24:00 <Unstrayan> i rather be in london and curries where we are highly reputated and well known across the globe after my tourism degree
24:00 <Unstrayan> *sell
27:00 <Unstrayan> you guys will show me the big fish but let me have the ikan bliss
30:00 <Unstrayan> I got this I got that but you cant have any
34:00 <BlackDevil> MTV to air in black and white on Martin Luther King Jr. Day
35:00 <BlackDevil> MTV is already black friendly
37:00 <Unstrayan> I dont mind moving to california in later part
43:00 <johninj4> http://static2.lxdcdn.net/images/max/w/806/584514677bd867455106ac978f2c55e4.jpeg 
44:00 <Unstrayan> dog tummy
45:00 <L|> whos awake
46:00 <johninj4> cat
46:00 <johninj4> with 6 kittys
47:00 <L|> ok
32:00 <Bastardly_One> well
33:00 <GanD> manus islan riots
33:00 <GanD> fuck them all
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up saemon
33:00 <GanD> put them back onto the boat
33:00 <GanD> ship em out to sea
34:00 <GanD> and shoot a hole in the boat
34:00 <Mody> they will be taken back home
34:00 <Mody> or killed
35:00 <Mody> or hopefully they kill themselves
35:00 <Mody> that is what the govt is hoping for. suicide
35:00 <GanD> with all the hunger strikes goin on
35:00 <GanD> looks like its gona happen
35:00 <GanD> and honestly, why should we care?
36:00 <GanD> we dont know them
36:00 <Mody> well its funny there has been a huge swing in the care factor
36:00 <GanD> they're strangers from another country
36:00 <Mody> most ppl these days are not caring about them
36:00 <Mody> only the hipsters and rejects do, and they make up small % of voters today
36:00 <GanD> rejects?
38:00 <GanD> everyone seems to forget though
39:00 <GanD> these detainees, these ppl arent criminals
40:00 <GanD> they are refugees seeking asylum FROM criminals 
40:00 <Mody> no thats not true
40:00 <GanD> war criminals in most cases
40:00 <GanD> why isnt it true?
40:00 <Mody> because what you just said doesnt make sense
40:00 <Mody> <GanD> these detainees, these ppl arent criminals
40:00 <Mody> <GanD> they are refugees seeking asylum FROM criminals 
40:00 <Mody> that is not true
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon isn't very articulate ... he means from warlords and shit 
41:00 <Mody> they are criminals seeking asylum
41:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on you two simpletons
41:00 <Mody> because of our way of life and free ride
41:00 <Mody> real refugees do not own 20g to come here
42:00 <GanD> <GanD> war criminals in most cases
42:00 <Mody> they would never see that sort of money in their life
42:00 <GanD> i stated that already Bastardly_One
42:00 <Mody> if you look at them they all have good clothing, most wearing gold
42:00 <Mody> women and children also
42:00 <Mody> they are scum
42:00 <GanD> wtf
42:00 <GanD> so they are scum for wanting to live a good life like how we do?
43:00 <Mody> lol
43:00 <GanD> is it a bad thing to want a better life?
43:00 <Mody> are you skitzo or something?
43:00 <GanD> im sorry i didnt know that it was a bad thing.
43:00 <Mody> one minute you are against them now you are making excuses for them
43:00 <Mody> well I wouldnt like to live in australia. i would prefer europe or usa
43:00 <Mody> can i just hop up and go?
43:00 <GanD> i want my children to grow up and have an education and a good future, good career prospects in a safe non-war torn country
44:00 <Mody> thats great
44:00 <GanD> oh no, i am the fucking scum of the EARTH because of this right?
44:00 <GanD> according to your logic
44:00 <Mody> dude you need to get off the drugs
44:00 <GanD> i want all these things for my kids
44:00 <Mody> you either want these immigrants or you dont
44:00 <GanD> so i must be fucking LUCIFER
45:00 <GanD> i dont want them
45:00 <GanD> i dont want them, but i dont agree with hating on them for wanting a better life
46:00 <GanD> if i was in their shoes
46:00 <Mody> they are scum though
46:00 <Mody> their life is fine over there 
46:00 <GanD> living in a shitty war torn country with no future
46:00 <Mody> they are criminals
46:00 <Mody> and economic migrants
46:00 <GanD> id do the same thing
46:00 <Mody> war torn country?
46:00 <Mody> there is no war in india
46:00 <Mody> or sri lanka
46:00 <GanD> yeah they come from aghanistan
46:00 <GanD> iraw
46:00 <GanD> iraq
46:00 <GanD> syria
47:00 <Mody> they are fine over there
47:00 <GanD> errrr
47:00 <Mody> the jews will get what they deserve
47:00 <GanD> that whole region is in a current war with isis atm
47:00 <Mody> good
47:00 <GanD> so explain to me how thry are fine over there?
48:00 <Mody> its their country
48:00 <Mody> stay
48:00 <Mody> who did you vote for at the last election saemon?
49:00 <GanD> i didnt vote i didnt wake up in time
49:00 <GanD> but if i had voted
49:00 <GanD> i would have voted for labor
49:00 <Mody> then you are a nutcase
49:00 <Mody> couldnt even be bothered to get up to vote
50:00 <GanD> so what
50:00 <Mody> so you are scum
50:00 <GanD> its not like its gona matter
50:00 <Mody> labor scum
50:00 <GanD> im only 1 person
51:00 <GanD> i would vote for labor because they are pro-work
51:00 <GanD> and pro-union and fair pay
51:00 <GanD> and penalty rates
53:00 <Mody> LOL
53:00 <GanD> who did u vote for Mody?
53:00 <Mody> all excuses for scum
54:00 <Mody> i voted liberal
54:00 <Mody> always have always will
54:00 <GanD> and all you got for that is an idiot of a PM
54:00 <Mody> not really
54:00 <Mody> we got what we wanted
54:00 <Mody> boats turned back no gay marriage
55:00 <Mody> budget going back 
55:00 <Mody> that your useless govt ran us into the ground
55:00 <GanD> a national embaressment who claimed he was gona "shirtfront" Vladimir Freaken Putin
55:00 <Mody> who cares about that
55:00 <GanD> and then when he was actually face to face 
55:00 <Mody> what do you expect him to do?
55:00 <Mody> worry about australia
55:00 <Mody> not russia
55:00 <GanD> tony abott just stood there with hishands together in front of his balls
55:00 <Mody> so what
56:00 <GanD> like a lil school kid trembling before the heasmaster
56:00 <GanD> headmaster*
56:00 <Mody> and what would have bill shorten done?
56:00 <Mody> the same?
56:00 <GanD> wannabe toughguy all talk no action
56:00 <GanD> that pretty much sums up all of liberals policies
56:00 <GanD> ironic
56:00 <GanD> lol
56:00 <Mody> lol all talk?
56:00 <Mody> everything he has done is good
57:00 <Mody> i never voted for him based on what he told the australian public
57:00 <Mody> thats for stooges
57:00 <Mody> funding cut to abc = very good
57:00 <GanD> bill shorten wouldnt have made such a ridiculous threat of 'shirtfronting' another world leader in the first place
57:00 <GanD> like some fucken gangsta wannabe on the streets
57:00 <Mody> saved a lot of money
57:00 <Unstrayan> are yous talking about campbell newman
57:00 <Mody> nah abbott
58:00 <Mody> campbell newman is good
58:00 <Unstrayan> abbott is even better
58:00 <Unstrayan> just dont like labor govt
59:00 <Unstrayan> they will cut your dole
59:00 <Unstrayan> be happy with what your getting
59:00 <Mody> labor is scum
59:00 <Mody> good on him cracking down on dole scum
59:00 <Mody> and D$P scum
00:00 <GanD> keep that up mate and you will anger me. just so you know, I've got mates in the Comancheros.
00:00 <GanD> nuff said.
02:00 <GanD> i hate to have to resort to using the big guns
02:00 <Mody> good for u
03:00 <GanD> but sometimes, cocky uppity lil upstarts like yourself Mody needs to be taught their place.
03:00 <Mody> by your bikie mates?
03:00 <GanD> yeah
03:00 <Mody> LOL
04:00 <GanD> somthin funny kid?
04:00 <Mody> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <Mody> saemon the dumb cunt
09:00 <GanD> stop talkin about yoself cocksucker
09:00 <Mody> stop talking about yourself
09:00 <Mody> liar
10:00 <Mody> do you like drugs?
10:00 <GanD> at least my dad wasn't a closet faggot who touched me up 
10:00 <GanD> u fucken faggot
10:00 <Mody> lol my dad isnt gay
10:00 <GanD> yeah he is'
10:00 <Mody> seamon do you like drugs?
11:00 <Mody> do you think they should be on our streets?
11:00 <Mody> or legal?
11:00 <GanD> legal
11:00 <GanD> de-criminalising it would take power away from the criminals
11:00 <GanD> who seek to profit from dealing them
11:00 <GanD> think about it
12:00 <GanD> if u can by meth or crack at supermarkets just like as if you're buying a packet of tic tacs
12:00 <GanD> all the bikies and shit would have no power anymore
12:00 <GanD> no money
17:00 <Mody> so we should get rid of them?
25:00 <Mody> seamon
25:00 <Mody> semen dog
25:00 <Mody> LOL
51:00 <Mody> hi milk
06:00 <beagle> someone wanna help me with something ?
06:00 <beagle> i have ss rv990 speakers but ... cant find details about them
06:00 <beagle> they are second hand and i dont know 
06:00 <beagle> where find manual etc
07:00 <beagle> no. sorry there ss rv900 .
07:00 <beagle> theyre good. 150 watt i thinjk
07:00 <beagle> but i wanted read details 
08:00 <Mody> http://www.manualslib.com/manual/163215/Sony-Mhc-Rv60.html?page=44
08:00 <beagle> ty
08:00 <Mody> first entry on google
08:00 <Mody> whats wrong with you ppl
09:00 <Mody> that is a very good unit u know beagle
11:00 <beagle> sure is mody
11:00 <beagle> love these man ! er or woman ?
11:00 <beagle> ure a guy right ?
11:00 <beagle> well these sony are awesome
11:00 <beagle> :))
11:00 <beagle> errrrrrr designed perhaps japan and made errr saudi arabia ?
11:00 <beagle> could you please try to find what they would cost new
12:00 <beagle> they are hrmmm from about same as laptop 2011
12:00 <beagle> i think ...
12:00 <Mody> im a chinese homosexual
12:00 <beagle> pmsl
12:00 <Mody> man this shit is old
13:00 <beagle> this irc ?
13:00 <beagle> yeps
13:00 <beagle> its good tho
13:00 <Mody> yeh its prob worth like 200 bucks
13:00 <Mody> thats it
14:00 <beagle> each or both
14:00 <beagle> are you a chinese homosexual that lives in melbourne ?
14:00 <Mody> no
14:00 <Mody> sydney
15:00 <Mody> haymarket
15:00 <beagle> ok
15:00 <beagle> if you are homosexual
15:00 <beagle> on this newer one paltalk a man from sydney runs G A Y channel er room on paltalk
16:00 <beagle> i have spokeen to him and been in his room for many months
16:00 <Mody> i dont use paltalk sorry
16:00 <beagle> i am not gay.... but i am gay friendly ... i just was sometimes told ... dont get too close chad because we might want you
16:00 <Mody> i sometimes dabber in omegle
16:00 <beagle> ok
16:00 <beagle> omegle ?
16:00 <Mody> http://www.omegle.com/
17:00 <Mody> have met a lot of good ppl from that place
17:00 <beagle> ok
17:00 <beagle> in real life ?
19:00 <milk> only shit on irc
23:00 <beagle> so
23:00 <beagle> these speakers
23:00 <beagle> what would you rate them ?
23:00 <beagle> i think they gave them 4.8/5 on site .
23:00 <beagle> 200 not each , right ? hrmm doubt it
23:00 <Mody> lol
23:00 <beagle> he didnt give me amp, yet .... might do so
23:00 <Mody> dude 200 for the whole system
23:00 <beagle> er or subwoofer
23:00 <Mody> ok well the speakers worth 20 bucks then
23:00 <Mody> if that
23:00 <beagle> oh ok
23:00 <beagle> yeah kinda old system
23:00 <Mody> if u find a junkie to buy it
23:00 <Mody> Pieter might buy it
24:00 <Mody> i thought u had a whole setup u drunken dick
24:00 <beagle> but still very good u were correct these older ones panasonic i had are pretty fucking old lol
24:00 <Mody> u gave me a model number that pretty much means the whole setup man
25:00 <beagle> are you on skype ?
25:00 <beagle> omegle is a student chat
25:00 <beagle> :/
46:00 <Mody> omegle is not student
46:00 <Mody> skype sure what is ur skype ill add u
47:00 <beagle> spokezy
51:00 <Mody> that ur skype?????
51:00 <beagle> yep
51:00 <beagle> everyone in here knows it
51:00 <beagle> dont call me much er tho did when i was drunk once 
52:00 <beagle> i kinda embarassed myself but they laught about it
56:00 <Mody> why what did u do?
57:00 <beagle> ...
57:00 <beagle> are you adding me on skype /
57:00 <beagle> ?
01:00 <Mody> i will soon
01:00 <Mody> just asking what u did though
01:00 <Mody> my skype is peterson1
01:00 <Mody> by the way
09:00 <under> hey
09:00 <under> who's here?
16:00 <Pieter> not me work time bbl
51:00 <frayedknot> hi goddess_of_cake 
51:00 <goddess_of_cake> Hai
51:00 <frayedknot> are you katatonic kate?
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> I sure am! 
52:00 <frayedknot> funny new nick
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Pretty much a dead give away, right?
52:00 <goddess_of_cake> Ima leave it for a while, I think :D 
53:00 <frayedknot> why not keep it
53:00 <goddess_of_cake> As in keep the nic 
53:00 <frayedknot> yes permanently
53:00 <goddess_of_cake> Naw, I like katatonic too
03:00 <Pieter> spider me
03:00 <Pieter> spider piet when it spiders me
03:00 <Pieter> piet spins in circles jumps of elevators
03:00 <Pieter> runs in squares upside down
04:00 <Pieter> look out
04:00 <Pieter> here comes spider meeeeeee
08:00 <Pieter> Joe Hockey
08:00 <Pieter> 2 hrs · Edited ·
08:00 <Pieter> This article from The Atlantic magazine last October is important food for thought. The fact that we are living longer is great news. The question is: how do we ensure that we have a good quality of life the whole way through?
08:00 <Pieter> Pieter De Bruyn Mr Hockey .... You're a fucking idiot .
08:00 <Pieter> Like · Reply · 1 min
42:00 <Floss> You're mad
51:00 <milk> why does the Prime Minister look like Dennis Quaid?
51:00 <milk> must've improved it
57:00 <Pieter> im not just mad
57:00 <Pieter> IM FUCKING FURIOUS !
57:00 <Pieter> RARRRR
58:00 <milk> are you ok mate?
58:00 <Pieter> no
58:00 <milk> did you recover from the weekend yet?
58:00 <Pieter> im having a pietleur meltdown :(
58:00 <Pieter> what weekend
58:00 <Pieter> i had to work sat
58:00 <Pieter> :(
58:00 <milk> being a rent boy?
59:00 <Pieter> i pay less in rent than I was making my $285/week repayments 
59:00 <Pieter> I rather rent
59:00 <Pieter> atleast when I get bored of the place I can move
01:00 <Ana_Ng> buying a house because you think it will make you money some day is foolish
01:00 <Pieter> yeah it really sucked going without
02:00 <Pieter> whats the point of living the next 20 years living like shit
02:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i hear ya
02:00 <Ana_Ng> my neighbors pay as much in condo dues that i pay in rent
03:00 <Ana_Ng> they'll never get that money back
05:00 <tessa> Wow. Expensive condo. 
06:00 <Ana_Ng> or cheap rent :0
07:00 <tessa> but they also paid capital for the condo,, right?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
08:00 <tessa> the trouble with high density living is that people stare at me when I go outside etc
08:00 <Ana_Ng> heh, sorry about that
08:00 <Ana_Ng> that's why i have binoculars
09:00 <tessa> I like to live nude whenever the weather is warm enough
10:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, i do all year round
10:00 <tessa> brrrr
11:00 <Ana_Ng> place is warm - i have 8 floors below of people heating me up
12:00 <Ana_Ng> just have to be careful when closing a laptop
13:00 <tessa> do you have a balcony?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> no, that would be nice
13:00 <Ana_Ng> my windows open though
13:00 <Ana_Ng> fun to lean out and show the tits to guys walking by with their dogs
14:00 <tessa> I like wolf whistles
14:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i just got a laser pointer
14:00 <Ana_Ng> so there's hours of entertainment
15:00 <tessa> so you trick people into thinking there's an AK47 trained on them ?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe if it was red
15:00 <Ana_Ng> it is only green
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i shine one into my neighbor's window on occasion
15:00 <Ana_Ng> he hasn't figured out it's me yet
16:00 <Ana_Ng> it will probably get mentioned in the condo assoc newsletter
17:00 <tessa> I got a mention recently
17:00 <Ana_Ng> what about your place
17:00 <Ana_Ng> what's up
17:00 <tessa> for becoming noticeably pregnant
18:00 <Ana_Ng> oh that is scandalous
19:00 <tessa> they're debating whether I should be allowed to use the swimming pool
20:00 <Ana_Ng> of course not
20:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
20:00 <tessa> well I do anyway
21:00 <tessa> I've told them not to worry - I'll get an abortion
21:00 <beagle> have you tried that tun beer folks ?
21:00 <beagle> malt liquor or something 
21:00 <beagle> says bitter
21:00 <beagle> then they say its lager
21:00 <beagle> i spose all of above
21:00 <Ana_Ng> get the abortion done in the pool
21:00 <tessa> tun beer?  hmm
22:00 <Ana_Ng> why are they worried about you using the pool?
22:00 <tessa> dunno
22:00 <tessa> one guy reckons he is offended
22:00 <frayedknot> pregnancy is offensive now?
22:00 <tessa> I'm guessing he's impotent
23:00 <beagle> ana the blue ones are newest i think but cheapest i found was like 100 i avoided
23:00 <tessa> and a mother reckons her children might get upset
24:00 <tessa> 100 - for a slab?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, mine was $15 with batteries and charger
25:00 <tessa> your vibrator?
26:00 <Pieter> bzzzzzzzzzzzz
27:00 <tessa> anyone for tennis?
27:00 <tessa> pimms maybe?
27:00 <frayedknot> what are pimms?
27:00 <beagle> folks the websites seem to go slow most mornings to me , why is this ? is it cause people wake up and go on it 
28:00 <tessa> perhaps you have a slow connection
28:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody buys vibrators with chargers anymore
29:00 <Ana_Ng> solar power those suckers in your car
29:00 <Ana_Ng> on top of your car!
30:00 <tessa> I don't drive
30:00 <Ana_Ng> then your rucksack
30:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have a car, just borrow one when i want one
30:00 <beagle> are you having a boy or girl tessa ?
31:00 <beagle> how pregnant are you ?
40:00 <psYbR> Mew
40:00 <psYbR> I missed you where you been?
47:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spandau Ballet - Gold (Apr 29, 2008) 3:50 - Category: Music - 3,214,958 views - 11,307 likes (97.5%), 292 dislikes (2.5%)
47:00 <Mew> everywhere man
47:00 <Mew> you?
47:00 <Mew> psybrsexxxxx
48:00 <Mew> I miss seeing your snake :'(
50:00 <frayedknot> was it a python?
51:00 <Mew> I think it was a native trouser python
51:00 <Mew> loljk, I'm not sure what it is but its cool
57:00 <frayedknot> how are you going anyway Mew?
58:00 <Mew> this peppermint tea is like a hug in a mug
58:00 <Mew> yeah good thanks frayedy you?
00:00 <frayedknot> i'm not bad, alive at least
02:00 <Kelevra> Lol I just looked up reality TV shows on YouTube and there's a show called 'young, dumb and living off mum' haha
02:00 <Mew> that's good lol
12:00 <frayedknot> sounds better than being 'old, dumb and living off mum'
13:00 <Pieter> i bought an onion pie and i cant taste the onions
14:00 <Pieter> I CANT TASTE THE ONION YO
15:00 <tessa> No onions :(
16:00 <Pieter> i love onion:)
16:00 <Pieter> AND THEY LOVE ME !
22:00 <Mew> how old were you when you left the nest?
23:00 <frayedknot> who me?
23:00 <Mew> yup
23:00 <frayedknot> i was 27
23:00 <Mew> well to anyone
24:00 <Mew> cool
24:00 <Mew> did it take long to adjust?
24:00 <Mew> I was 17 lol
25:00 <frayedknot> nope it felt right immediately. the last couple of years at home felt wrong
25:00 <Mew> ah yep I know that feeling lol
26:00 <frayedknot> i only stayed that long so i could buy a house and move in rather than renting 
26:00 <Mew> I temporarily moved back in when I was 20 that lasted about 2 weeks and then I left and moved in with some mates
26:00 <Mew> Oh nice work
26:00 <Mew> Living the dream
27:00 <Pieter> onion man onion man
27:00 <Pieter> jumps into onion rings like no onion can
27:00 <frayedknot> 2 weeks... 'okay i'm leaving again!'
27:00 <Mew> Yeah haha
29:00 <Mew> from all my moving around I've learnt its much easier to live with guys than girls
31:00 <tessa> Yuk!
32:00 <Mew> I lived with my partner and his 2 brothers for 3 years then 4 guys for 6 months then my partners bro and his 2 mates for a year aaaaaand 1 girl for 2 weeks LOL
32:00 <Mew> that's all I could hack
33:00 <frayedknot> you mean just you and one girl?
33:00 <frayedknot> why was she so bad?
33:00 <Mew> yeah just me and her
34:00 <Mew> she was going through some mental stuff and having huge mood swings
34:00 <Mew> constant crying over everything
34:00 <frayedknot> can you really say 'all girls are bad to live with' based on a single sample? :P
35:00 <Pieter> :P
35:00 <Mew> well I'm going to anyway lol
35:00 <Mew> #yolo
35:00 <frayedknot> and you're a girl.. oh what a pain you might be to live with
39:00 <milk> chicks rob you
39:00 <Mew> girls with girls is different though 
39:00 <Doodle> mm
39:00 <Mew> oh hi Doodle
39:00 <Doodle> i mean
39:00 <Doodle> revolting
39:00 <Doodle> hai Mewbic hairs
39:00 <frayedknot> so the best housesharing bet is many males / one female?
40:00 <Mew> Awww yeeeeeah
40:00 <Doodle> 1 human / 1 cat
40:00 <frayedknot> + 999 fleas
40:00 <Doodle> sif
40:00 <Doodle> i dont have fleas
40:00 <Kelevra> Lol
40:00 <Mew> I think living partnered or alone works best but if you have to live with mates find out which gender suits you better
41:00 <Doodle> i know which gender suits me better
41:00 <Doodle> unlike [Maverick]
41:00 <Kelevra> I have to agree, males are easier to live with
41:00 <Mew> I think youd live with females better 
41:00 <Mew> With a dash of shared showering
41:00 <Doodle> lots of females
41:00 <Doodle> yeeeeee
42:00 <Kelevra> When I lived with all males there was less drama
42:00 <milk> females just knife you
42:00 <Doodle> only if you bang them milk
42:00 <milk> nah, you even have to do that
42:00 <Kelevra> None of the 'omg you know what just happened' bs
42:00 <milk> dont
42:00 <Doodle> unlucky
42:00 <Mew> milk bangs anything with a pulse
43:00 <Doodle> WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
43:00 <milk> chicks will fuck over anyone for a dollar
43:00 <Doodle> i mean
43:00 <Doodle> orly
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone.mp3 (3.31MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:36)
45:00 <Doodle> the easiest way to not get fucked over with money by chicks is to never have any
45:00 <Doodle> chicks or money, cos they go hand in hand
45:00 <frayedknot> 'chicks rob you', 'females just knife you'.. milk hates women
46:00 <Doodle> i've never been knifed by a female
46:00 <Mew> nigga what
46:00 <Doodle> i've had plenty of shit thrown at me tho
47:00 <Mew> I'm the sugar mama in my situation
47:00 <Doodle> orly
47:00 <Doodle> can u adopt me
47:00 <Mew> I always take ben out for dinner and buy him cartons of beer on hot days
47:00 <frayedknot> and he never does anything except lie on the couch?
47:00 <Doodle> good grief
48:00 <Mew> No we both work almost fulltime lol
48:00 <Doodle> Mew's partner is a KING among men
48:00 <Doodle> have you ever knifed him Mew
48:00 <Mew> once
49:00 <Mew> just so he knew I meant business
49:00 <Doodle> have you ever robbed him
49:00 <frayedknot> hardly any need to rob your live in partner
49:00 <Mew> nope
49:00 <Mew> maybe of some dignity
49:00 <Doodle> well
49:00 <Doodle> you never know
49:00 <Doodle> hahaha
49:00 <frayedknot> would be easier just to control all the bank accounts
49:00 <Doodle> yeah
49:00 <Doodle> i'm joking 
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bobby McFerrin - Dont Worry Be Happy.mp3 (6.61MB 192kbps Stereo 4:48)
50:00 <frayedknot> maybe contact the bank and request that you can take money out, but your partner needs two signatures
50:00 <Doodle> who contacts the bank
50:00 <Doodle> thats madness
52:00 <L|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncJ8eQY8LcE
52:00 <L|> blackdevils broken
52:00 <L|> lols
52:00 <frayedknot> sorry, some people keep money in banks
53:00 <Doodle> http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/joke#joke__10
54:00 <Doodle> woooo
54:00 <Nikky`> haha
54:00 <Nikky`> ooooooooo
54:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
54:00 <Doodle> pretty good thx, you?
55:00 <Doodle> didnt wake up with any mutations or diseases today so thats a plus
55:00 <Nikky`> That is always a plus 
55:00 <Doodle> apart from the ones i already have obv
55:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, last day at mums - hope tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
55:00 <Nikky`> of course
55:00 <Doodle> oh good
55:00 <Doodle> DITH THE BITCH
55:00 <Doodle> +C
55:00 <Nikky`> home also not hope
55:00 <BlackDevil> Doodle http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/7wstjHH.jpg
55:00 <Nikky`> we both have typing issues
56:00 <Nikky`> From the smacking = excitement
56:00 <Doodle> LOL
56:00 <Doodle> thats it Nikky`
56:00 <Doodle> i want a driveway like that
57:00 <frayedknot> that's so funny
58:00 <Doodle> time to do stuff to things, bblzz o///
59:00 <Nikky`> seeya my dear
00:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBKXU9Ebqvg 
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Christie - If You Don't Like Being Called An Idiot, Then Stop Acting Like An Idiot (Dec 8, 2012) 2:21 - Category: News & Politics - 57,884 views - 174 likes (89.2%), 21 dislikes (10.8%)
01:00 <johninj4> he just doesn't like you
02:00 <Pieter> nor you
02:00 <johninj4> have you been up all night piet?
03:00 <johninj4> you should get some rest, you seem angry again
04:00 <Pieter> why does anger go through your mind ?
04:00 <Pieter> why are you so frustrated with life you have to assume every one else is ?
04:00 <Pieter> what did daddy do to you johninj4 ?
04:00 <johninj4> calm down man
04:00 <Pieter> you seem scarred :/
04:00 <L|> hi
04:00 <johninj4> i wasn't trying to have a chat with you
05:00 <Pieter> and yet you direct a question my way
05:00 <L|> johninj4 flosses with anal hair
05:00 <Pieter> your confused
05:00 <johninj4> have a few hours sleep and you will feel better 
05:00 <johninj4> get well soon piet
05:00 <Pieter> e
05:00 <Pieter> sit boy
05:00 <L|> good johninj4
05:00 <L|> sit
05:00 <Pieter> sit ubu sit
05:00 <Pieter> good dog
05:00 <Pieter> woof
05:00 <Pieter> :p
05:00 <johninj4> projecting your issues onto me isn't sleeping piet
06:00 <Pieter> wow
06:00 <Pieter> THAT really got me
06:00 <Pieter> ouch:(
06:00 <johninj4> maybe people say it so many times because you actually do it and it's true?
07:00 <Pieter> are you still talking
07:00 <Pieter> now shush
07:00 <Pieter> good doggie
07:00 <johninj4> i don't take commands from junkies
07:00 <johninj4> soz
07:00 <Pieter> wow
07:00 <Pieter> you're on a streak today !
07:00 <Pieter> fucking hammering me damn :(
08:00 <johninj4> yeah i just woke up
08:00 <Pieter> i care
08:00 <Pieter> really
08:00 <Pieter> tell me more
08:00 <johninj4> it's good man
08:00 <Pieter> :)
08:00 <johninj4> you should try it
08:00 <mrwuf> whalecum johninj4  good to see you
08:00 <johninj4> oh awolf came back eh
08:00 <johninj4> nice
08:00 <Pieter> your observation skills are spot on !
09:00 <Pieter> gold star for you
09:00 <mrwuf> ya I'm ere
09:00 <mrwuf> whats news
09:00 <johninj4> how's life?
09:00 <johninj4> not much
09:00 <mrwuf> bored with my cat drinking gin
09:00 <johninj4> yeah pretty bored too, just fixing up some track names 
09:00 <Pieter> you mean your cats bored with you =p
09:00 <Ana_Ng> cat-drinking gin
09:00 <johninj4> going to instal an SSD finally
09:00 <Pieter> my cat runs my life:(
09:00 <mrwuf> she wants to hunt geckos and I want to listen to music
10:00 <Ana_Ng> cat drinking-gin
10:00 <Pieter> ginseng
10:00 <johninj4> hilarious
10:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend is about to give away her cat because her boyfriend is allergic 
10:00 <mrwuf> maybe she needs a new bf
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <Ana_Ng> well it took her ten years to get this one
11:00 <Pieter> im gonna name my router to 'AFP Survelliance Van'
11:00 <Ana_Ng> i think she needs a new boyf for other reasons
11:00 <mrwuf> from your own account your neighbours are already horrified of you pieter, why bother
12:00 <mrwuf> you rule that place
12:00 <Pieter> horrified?
12:00 <Pieter> :///
12:00 <Pieter> I rule Earth
12:00 <Pieter> thats nothing new
12:00 <Ana_Ng> she just decided she still wants kids, but she doesn't want to make any with him
13:00 <mrwuf> my neighbours are afraid of us too, its nothing to be ashamed about
13:00 <mrwuf> they leave you alone, its great
13:00 <Pieter> but I dont wanna be scary
13:00 <Pieter> Im a good boy !
13:00 <Pieter> IM A GOOD BOY I TELL YA !
13:00 <Ana_Ng> heh mrwuf, that is a good scheme for co-workers too
14:00 <mrwuf> whats news
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought our head of engineering was a creepy surly dude
15:00 <mrwuf> what colour hair and eyes
15:00 <Ana_Ng> turns out he's nice, but pretends to be a dick at work
15:00 <Ana_Ng> to keep people away
15:00 <MusiciaN> who's a good boy?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> ear scratch coming
16:00 <mrwuf> well today is a pivotal moment gentlemen of the new millennium 
17:00 <Doodle> you're moving out of your parents place?
17:00 <Kelevra> Lol
17:00 <mrwuf> oh well said doodle, no it is the central moment in the four blood moon cycle
17:00 <Doodle> what will you do with all your one direction posters
17:00 <Christopher> hey
17:00 <Christopher> resident lunatic here
17:00 <Christopher> how goes it
18:00 <MusiciaN> hi Kelevra
18:00 <mrwuf> http://biblehub.com/acts/2-20.htm
19:00 <Kelevra> Hi MusiciaN, how goes it?
19:00 <Doodle> do your parents lament the time when their son wasn't a warlock/hippy/preacher/philosopher and was just a normal bloke?
19:00 <MusiciaN> very tired
19:00 <Doodle> i bet they wish for the good old days
19:00 <mrwuf> all that insane religious text is coming to close finally
19:00 <Kelevra> :/
19:00 <Doodle> oh i forgot conspiracy theorist
20:00 <MusiciaN> black helli's are coming for you
20:00 <MusiciaN> you know too much
20:00 <Doodle> indeed
20:00 <Doodle> contrails and shit
20:00 <mrwuf> at least you have a 350z
20:00 <milk> hey chris
20:00 <frayedknot> there are probably a few of those
21:00 <Pieter> heh
21:00 <Doodle> whats that got to do with anything
21:00 <MusiciaN> that was one of mel gibs best movies
21:00 <Doodle> everybody has a car
21:00 <Doodle> well
21:00 <Doodle> everybody who isnt poor
21:00 <mrwuf> totally
21:00 <Kelevra> What's love got to do with it, got to with it
21:00 <MusiciaN> i love that scene where he sets of his clensing fire and burns his computers and filing cabinets
21:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> that wasnt a movie MusiciaN
22:00 <Doodle> hes like that irl
22:00 <johninj4> lol
22:00 <Christopher> lol ikr frayedknot
22:00 <Christopher> hi milk
23:00 <mrwuf> so nobody has any news
23:00 <johninj4> nothing exciting
23:00 <mrwuf> thats cool
23:00 <johninj4> yeah the simple life is good
23:00 <johninj4> i hate dramas
23:00 <mrwuf> ya
23:00 <Christopher> got month worth of smokes now
23:00 <Christopher> i set
24:00 <johninj4> just getting this music sorted and converted
24:00 <johninj4> it's been sitting here for 3 years now
24:00 <MusiciaN> does anybody remember a movie called cypher
24:00 <Christopher> they need make weed legal fuck
24:00 <Christopher> just if u smoke it u cant drive
24:00 <Christopher> like ever
25:00 <MusiciaN> where a guy wipes his own memory to go undercover as a spy
25:00 <johninj4> did he spend a lot of time in cheap hotel rooms and writing stuff on paper etc?
25:00 <Christopher> till they test u every 20 days for 6 months
25:00 <Christopher> and it doesnt show up
25:00 <Christopher> then u can drive
25:00 <Christopher> and they continue test u whilst u drive
26:00 <MusiciaN> Jeremy Northam, lucy lui, david hewlett
26:00 <johninj4> nope never seen it
26:00 <Christopher> would solve heaps of crime
26:00 <Christopher> just legalizing weed
26:00 <Christopher> ppl wouldnt do ice
26:00 <Christopher> man if i could buy pouch of weed
27:00 <MusiciaN> in the end it turns out he's the boss of one of the corporations and he does it all to get the disk with his gf's identity on it to get her 'free'
27:00 <MusiciaN> its really good
27:00 <MusiciaN> trippy
27:00 <MusiciaN> 2002
27:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqhfQ6r4GY
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BRAKE BEAT MIXXX (Feb 20, 2013) 49:18 - Category: Howto & Style - 1,919 views - 8 likes (88.9%), 1 dislikes (11.1%)
27:00 <Christopher> i wouldnt smoke ciggas or drink
27:00 <Christopher> and u know why ice makes u happy
27:00 <Christopher> the lithium strip in the batterys
27:00 <Christopher> they use to make it
28:00 <MusiciaN> have you seen Nothing (2003) with david hewlett, where him and his housemate realise they can hate things out of existence
28:00 <MusiciaN> and they make the whole world dissappear
28:00 <Christopher> might as well get lithium anti depressants
28:00 <Christopher> and dont do drugs
28:00 <Christopher> so like ice junkies are like batteries
29:00 <Christopher> then they cause batteries
29:00 <Christopher> then they go to jail
30:00 <Kelevra> You watch way too many old movies lol
30:00 <Christopher> might as well stick ya finger in light socket
30:00 <Christopher> rather than do ice
31:00 <Pieter> im not a hater but can i hate Doodle and johninj4 out of existance ?
31:00 <Pieter> :(
31:00 <johninj4> why hate piet
31:00 <johninj4> it's such a waste
31:00 <Pieter> err
31:00 <Kelevra> Taylor Swift it and shake it off
31:00 <BlackDevil> he video shows the train closes in on Plitt as he races at breakneck speed, but he loses the battle and the train "clips" him ... throwing him off the track to his death. It happens quickly and after getting struck he disappears from the video.
31:00 <BlackDevil> And law enforcement tells us they found multiple energy drink bottles near the track and authorities think Plitt may have been hopped up from the caffeine. We're told he was shooting a commercial for the product.
31:00 <BlackDevil> One of the investigators interviewed someone involved in Plitt's video shoot who said Plitt was trying to make the point that the energy drink makes you like Superman ... able to outrun a speeding train.
31:00 <BlackDevil> best advertisement eva
32:00 <Pieter> shake it off shake it off!
33:00 <Doodle> sif hate
33:00 <Doodle> you goddamn faggot
33:00 <MusiciaN> lol
33:00 <johninj4> yeah i just dislike you a lot piet
34:00 <MusiciaN> i don't think i hate anybody
34:00 <MusiciaN> closest i get is immediate family
34:00 <MusiciaN> the way nature intended
34:00 <Kelevra> Lol 
35:00 <Mew> are you talking about incest MusiciaN? lmao
36:00 <Doodle> uhh
36:00 <MusiciaN> talking about who we hate Mew
36:00 <Doodle> i hate the general public but nobody in particular
36:00 <Mew> ohhhh that's not as exciting
36:00 <Doodle> oh and the pope
36:00 <Doodle> he's a prick
36:00 <johninj4> the new pope is cool
37:00 <MusiciaN> lol
37:00 <johninj4> he doesn't deserve hate
37:00 <Doodle> uh no
37:00 <johninj4> the old ones sure
37:00 <Doodle> he is as bad as the rest of them mate he just has better pr
37:00 <johninj4> dude he has been pissing off the vatican since he got in
37:00 <MusiciaN> all popes still come out with dodgey shit every now and then
37:00 <Doodle> you really want to argue with me on this
37:00 <johninj4> no
37:00 <Doodle> that the current pope is not evil like the rest of them
37:00 <johninj4> i won't stop beleivin' though
37:00 <Mew> do ya do ya
37:00 <Doodle> he still perpertuates misery for millions
37:00 <Pieter> going nuts on caffeine ya may as well be on ritalin :/
37:00 <Christopher> yeah right on Pieter
38:00 <MusiciaN> did you know to catholics the beaver is a fish... or was it an otter
38:00 <Mew> rubyrubyrubyruuuuuby
38:00 <MusiciaN> cause the pope said it was
38:00 <Doodle> no condoms for africa, nazi gold in the vatican
38:00 <johninj4> well it's hard to overturn centurys of that shit overnight
38:00 <Doodle> i can go on
38:00 <MusiciaN> for eating purposes
38:00 <Doodle> its very easy when you're the pope
38:00 <Doodle> papl bulls can be issued
38:00 <johninj4> yeah we'll just have to agree to disagree
38:00 <Doodle> *papal
38:00 <johninj4> hopefully he convinces you that he isn't a bad guy 
39:00 <MusiciaN> they don't still do indulgences do they?
39:00 <johninj4> thats not for me to do
39:00 <Doodle> ofc they do
39:00 <MusiciaN> oh thats fucked up
39:00 <Doodle> theyre all guilty of simony - making people pay for religion
39:00 <Doodle> doing things for a fee
40:00 <johninj4> what church doesn't though
40:00 <MusiciaN> if jesus was here he'd whip them all and turn over their tables ;)
40:00 <MusiciaN> doesn't what johninj4
40:00 <johninj4> they have to get the cash from somewhere or it comes from the state
40:00 <johninj4> which is even worse imo
40:00 <Doodle> why do they need cash
40:00 <johninj4> to buy food
40:00 <Doodle> why do they need millions of dollars worth of prime real estate
41:00 <MusiciaN> indeed
41:00 <johninj4> it's not like the anglicans and muslims don't have chruches either
41:00 <Doodle> why does the pope wear $10,000 shoes and gold plated clothes
41:00 <MusiciaN> good question
41:00 <Doodle> and visits the poor in his half million dollar customised mercedes benz
41:00 <johninj4> this guy actually turfed out the shoes and shit
41:00 <Kelevra> Cause he likes bling
41:00 <johninj4> but eh..facts
42:00 <MusiciaN> mother teresa was worse than the pope
42:00 <Doodle> what about all the other robes johninj4
42:00 <Kelevra> Sparkle sparkle
42:00 <Doodle> millions of dollars worth of CLOTHES
42:00 <Doodle> not even imelda marcos was that bad
42:00 <johninj4> so none catholic bishops wear rags?
42:00 <johninj4> *non
42:00 <Doodle> i'm talking about the pope
42:00 <MusiciaN> no way bishops have purple robes
42:00 <Christopher> fucken shut up and
42:00 <BlackDevil> im cold
42:00 <BlackDevil> and got the heater on
42:00 <BlackDevil> and eating ice cream
42:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbjVBLdzVg
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: shuffle (Aug 28, 2014) 2:45 - Category: Music - 20 views views - likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Christopher> i got 6 snickers ice creams
43:00 <johninj4> yeah every single head of religion has nice things
43:00 <johninj4> it's how they roll
43:00 <MusiciaN> bishop is a high rank
43:00 <Doodle> the vatican/pope/catholocism is the biggest rort 
43:00 <Doodle> of them all
43:00 <johninj4> even the dali lama has shoes and a watch
43:00 <Doodle> the dalia lama is evil too
43:00 <Doodle> *dalai
43:00 <Mew> I bet he got himself a hipster personal assistant/fluffer
43:00 <Kelevra> So is your cat
43:00 <Mew> Pope take a selfie brah
43:00 <Doodle> he want a return to his tibetan kingdom where he used to torture his citizens
43:00 <MusiciaN> not all religeous leaders are rich thats stupid
43:00 <Mew> chuck ya shoes out
44:00 <johninj4> yeh having china 'liberate' those poor tibetans is much better
44:00 <johninj4> they don't torture them at all
44:00 <Doodle> i'm not saying they dont
44:00 <MusiciaN> most charasmatic protestant churches are just normal guys and the church has a massive mortgage on it
44:00 <Doodle> but the dalai lama is not the man of peace everyone believes him to be
44:00 <Doodle> the tibetan regime before china was just as brutal
45:00 <Doodle> he's just pissed off cos he isnt cashing in on it
45:00 <johninj4> he seems to be doing ok
45:00 <MusiciaN> mother teresas mission was to actually spread poverty, and she made deals with despots and fasciosts
45:00 <Doodle> ^^
45:00 <johninj4> lol
45:00 <Doodle> true
45:00 <Doodle> mother teresa only had homes for the dying, not to help people get better
46:00 <Doodle> she believed their suffering brogought her closer to god
46:00 <johninj4> hitler was actually a pretty good bloke
46:00 <Doodle> *brought
46:00 <MusiciaN> and her homes were owned by the catholic church
46:00 <Doodle> and she spent most of the money on monasteries
46:00 <Digerati> hi all
46:00 <Mew> wow I'm actually learning from irc  right now
46:00 <johninj4> he was just trying to help those jews get to heaven quicker
46:00 <Doodle> hitler made the trains run on time
46:00 <Doodle> mostly to auschwitz
46:00 <Mew> this feels wrong
46:00 <Doodle> but still
46:00 <MusiciaN> her 'homes' were like 18 beds with a bucket in the corner for a toilet on purpose, because anything better is a sin
46:00 <Doodle> yup
47:00 <Doodle> confined to their beds, not allowed to get up
47:00 <Doodle> just die
47:00 <Digerati> doodle, humans look for human weakness like the dying, and manipultate that weakness, it's what humans are
47:00 <Doodle> quietly
47:00 <Doodle> no shit
47:00 <MusiciaN> this is why i say catholosism is a cult
47:00 <Doodle> my dad was a school teacher for 35 years, i love telling him everything he ever taught was wrong
47:00 <Doodle> gets him so mad
48:00 <MusiciaN> lol
48:00 <L|> hi MusiciaN
48:00 <L|> sup
48:00 <MusiciaN> hello
48:00 <MusiciaN> are you in a better mood today
49:00 <L|> yeah
49:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/your-just-a-shit-trick-keep-on-going-demo
50:00 <L|> need smokes but
50:00 <Digerati> they think they are doing good, by caring after the dying, and by that, they will reach heaven, when all in the end, those people are dying and suffering... the ones that look after the dying are well, and through guilt they try to find ways to rid that guilt, instead of healing themselves of their sick minds, they go about thinking they are healing others of their sickness, when they don't look at their own
51:00 <Mew> they're gonna be so mad when they find out heaven isn't real lmao
51:00 <Digerati> it is how deranged minds work
51:00 <Mew> imagine the disappointment
51:00 <MusiciaN> there is no concept of grace in catholisism
51:00 <Digerati> i dont know of heaven or hell
51:00 <Digerati> i aint been there
52:00 <Digerati> dont give a fuck about heaven or hell
52:00 <Kelevra> dead, none the wiser
52:00 <Digerati> and if their is a heaven and a god, fuck god and fuck heaven, at the way this world is now
52:00 <MusiciaN> christ died for your sin but only what you confess to your preist
52:00 <MusiciaN> makes no sense
52:00 <Digerati> it makes no sense
52:00 <Digerati> fuck christ
52:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXvo6ksBHnI
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Calvin Klein Ad - Saturday Night Live (Jan 18, 2015) 3:10 - Category: Entertainment - 3,513,262 views - 14,604 likes (89.3%), dislikes (10.7%)
52:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffGh6SQCjc
53:00 <Digerati> don't give a fuck if it's a name or a title
53:00 <Kelevra> Lol
53:00 <MusiciaN> i thought somebody might be interested
53:00 <Christopher> what stuff
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid - explain stuff (Dec 18, 2013) 3:27 - Category: Music - 24 views views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
54:00 <Kelevra> Bloody Doodle, see what you've started
54:00 <Kelevra> This is why your cat is a murderer
54:00 <Digerati> all i see is the people in religions/members getting fattened up, and the hypocrisy building
54:00 <MusiciaN> lol
54:00 <Digerati> simple as that
55:00 <Digerati> reality
55:00 <MusiciaN> all this information makes movies like 'book of eli' more interesting
55:00 <Digerati> religion was made for man to play god and judge humanity
55:00 <MusiciaN> cause you understand where they are coming from
55:00 <Digerati> it was made for 2 things the most
55:00 <Digerati> those 2
56:00 <Digerati> so they can profit from their evil, and do no good to the weak/suffering
56:00 <johninj4> it was to answer the questions of where did we come from, why are we here and where do we go when we die
56:00 <MusiciaN> the bible actually says the 'laws' or rules it gives aren't there to make people better, but show up their faults
57:00 <johninj4> those are the main reasons for all religion
57:00 <Digerati> to hell john :) haha
57:00 <johninj4> only society that didn't have religion was communism
57:00 <MusiciaN> but any who
57:00 <Kelevra> I came from my mums vagina, I'm here to live and when I die I'll either be burnt or buried
57:00 <Digerati> i would rather burn and end it, then spend a life of bliss, after i lived a life of luxury here, fuck heaven
58:00 <Kelevra> Like the meerkat ad, its simples
58:00 <Digerati> i compare myself to others
58:00 <johninj4> yeah more where did humankind come from
58:00 <Digerati> i judge myself
58:00 <johninj4> they didn't havr the theory of evolution back then
58:00 <Digerati> i am nothing
58:00 <Mew> mother natures cunt hole
58:00 <MusiciaN> johninj4 well the nazi's didn't have religeon for a while
59:00 <johninj4> the nazis beleived in thule
59:00 <MusiciaN> but they sought out a religeon to adopt because of its power
59:00 <johninj4> the swastika was an ancient religious symbol
59:00 <johninj4> they most definatly beleived in religion
59:00 <MusiciaN> not really religious
59:00 <MusiciaN> it was just a good luck type thing
59:00 <Digerati> after spending luxury here on earth, and children worldwide suffering and dying from poverty/famine and sickness, i think hell is appropriate for me
59:00 <johninj4> no they thought they were fulfilling gods wishes
59:00 <MusiciaN> nazi's tried to bring back vicking religeon with thor and oden
59:00 <johninj4> and bringing in a new era of order
00:00 <johninj4> 1000 year reich
00:00 <Digerati> humans can rid of poverty and famine
00:00 <Digerati> we may not rid sickness and death
00:00 <Digerati> but we can rid of poverty and famine
00:00 <Digerati> and we don't
00:00 <MusiciaN> hmmmmm
00:00 <Digerati> so more sickness will fal
00:00 <Digerati> which is a blessing
00:00 <johninj4> thats what the swastika respresents
00:00 <johninj4> the passing of time
01:00 <johninj4> like a clock
01:00 <johninj4> its the same with hindus
01:00 <Digerati> i consider disease a blessing
01:00 <Kelevra> Let's hold a human sacrifice ceremony
01:00 <MusiciaN> usually where there is extreme poverty the people don't have the inate desire to go bigger and better
01:00 <MusiciaN> they're usually satisfied with what they have
01:00 <johninj4> yeh
01:00 <MusiciaN> so they dwindle and peter out
01:00 <Digerati> that's because they aint got any fucking water
01:00 <johninj4> they figure they were born that way
01:00 <johninj4> and it is their role to play
02:00 <Digerati> and if they try to relocate to another area, they will be thrown out
02:00 <johninj4> in india and africa to some extent
02:00 <MusiciaN> thats what buddhism teaches
02:00 <Digerati> NO WAY OUT
02:00 <MusiciaN> if you're suffering, you deserve it from a past life
02:00 <Digerati> 2 things
02:00 <Digerati> no water, and let them die
02:00 <johninj4> well bhuddists don't value material possesions
02:00 <johninj4> so what we see as poor 
02:00 <Kelevra> Lol
02:00 <Digerati> you think other tribes want to get bigger ?
02:00 <johninj4> they don't see the same
03:00 <Kelevra> Try telling my step mum that, she'll chop you
03:00 <Digerati> nobody is poor on the planet, that's the opposite of rich, the antithesis john
03:00 <Digerati> we are born not poor or rich
03:00 <Digerati> we are born with a blessing
03:00 <MusiciaN> buddists think if your leg got blown off, i can't help you. because you're paying for evil done in a previous life
03:00 <Digerati> a blessing of life
03:00 <Digerati> and a blessing that we have a bnrain to move on
03:00 <Digerati> brain
03:00 <MusiciaN> and if i help you, then you wont pay off your evil with suffering and you'll have to do it again next lfie
04:00 <MusiciaN> life*
04:00 <johninj4> lol Kelevra
04:00 <Digerati> some humans dont have a brain to move on
04:00 <MusiciaN> so they will throw shit at you before they help you
04:00 <johninj4> yeah everything gets fucked up
04:00 <Digerati> simple as that
04:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not talking about airy fairy western buddhism
04:00 <johninj4> capitalism comes in and corupts the shit out of those people
04:00 <johninj4> and soon enough their is poverty
04:00 <MusiciaN> i'm talking about real buddhism
04:00 <Digerati> to survive, you need to fight for your life
04:00 <Kelevra> All of her Buddhist things she wears on her chain are gold
05:00 <Digerati> some just give up
05:00 <Digerati> and fend off others
05:00 <MusiciaN> lol Kelevra
05:00 <Digerati> it's human nature
05:00 <Kelevra> She tried giving my daughter one but I said no cause we'd get rolled
05:00 <Kelevra> Lol
05:00 <johninj4> not everyone that wears a cross is a good christian either
05:00 <Digerati> even if their is no water in their communities, they can still survive by moving
05:00 <Digerati> they don't
06:00 <johninj4> poor jesus, i think he would hate it
06:00 <Digerati> either give up, scare by gvt, or simple slaves
06:00 <Kelevra> I wear a cross and I'm not even baptistised so*
06:00 <Kelevra> Sp*
06:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i don't think he'd be a fan on wearing crosses at all really
06:00 <MusiciaN> the history of the swassticker is interesting
06:00 <MusiciaN> it was never a bad thing until the nazi's
06:00 <johninj4> yeah
06:00 <johninj4> it is 
07:00 <Digerati> kelevra, crucifix is a devive of death, why not carry a silver or gold electric chair around your neck ?
07:00 <Kelevra> Cause I'm not a fgt
07:00 <Digerati> same shit
07:00 <MusiciaN> because nobody died for your sin on an electric chair
07:00 <Digerati> faggots died on the cross
07:00 <Digerati> homosexuals
07:00 <Kelevra> K
07:00 <Digerati> K
07:00 <johninj4> nah i think it's a symbol of christs sacrifice for us moreso
07:00 <Mew> I was a level 3 catholic I'd been baptised reconcilliated and holy communicated
08:00 <MusiciaN> i didn't know they had levels
08:00 <Mew> and I threw it all away for a life of hot sex and drugs
08:00 <Mew> shame
08:00 <Digerati> lots of humans have sacrificed their lives to save others from suffering
08:00 <johninj4> yeah they do, i only got to the 2nd level i think
08:00 <Digerati> nothing has fucking changed
08:00 <MusiciaN> i don't think christianity is against hot sex and drugs :D
08:00 <johninj4> but is the 3rd just taking bread and wine?
08:00 <Kelevra> My auntie got her kids baptised so they could go to private schools
08:00 <Mew> yeah das rite
08:00 <MusiciaN> my christian belief is fine with hot sex and drugs
08:00 <johninj4> ahh yeh i done that too
08:00 <Mew> I just made up the levels bit though 
08:00 <MusiciaN> lol
09:00 <Mew> So you'd be a 3 too
09:00 <MusiciaN> but i'm married so i don't get hot sex any more
09:00 <Kelevra> Lol
09:00 <johninj4> yep, i went to an anglican school though
09:00 <Kelevra> Ripped
09:00 <johninj4> so i probably angered god in some way
09:00 <Mew> Reconciliation is where you confess sins in the creepy priest cupboard
09:00 <Digerati> musician, keep judging on what humans do and don't do
09:00 <Kelevra> Sounds hot
09:00 <Digerati> definately
10:00 <Digerati> wheres my meds...
10:00 <Kelevra> In your tummy
10:00 <johninj4> i think the confession i had to do was just some kind of general script 
10:00 <Kelevra> Get the saw out
10:00 <johninj4> "i have been a naughty boy"
10:00 <Digerati> oh must be there where the guard is, have to suck his dick to get them
10:00 <MusiciaN> lol you made me check the clock to see if i needed meds then
10:00 <Kelevra> Is everyone on irc on meds
10:00 <Digerati> you need meds more than anyone on the planet
10:00 <Kelevra> I feel left out
10:00 <MusiciaN> pretty much
11:00 <johninj4> placebo pills
11:00 <Mew> I said "I gave my cousin incense sticks and told him they were musk lollies then made him eat them infront of me"
11:00 <Digerati> sugar pills :) heeh
11:00 <Mew> I got like 12 hail marys
11:00 <johninj4> lol
11:00 <MusiciaN> haha
11:00 <johninj4> i got off easy
12:00 <Mew> that's the only thing I've ever confessed lol
12:00 <johninj4> i remember it being very emotional though
12:00 <MusiciaN> i remember my friend always used to tell his 2yo brother the whistocher sauce was coke
12:00 <Digerati> i gave my daugter a sugar pill, and told her it was xanax
12:00 <Mew> Id need a fortnight in the cupboard this time round
12:00 <johninj4> haha
12:00 <Digerati> she actually thought she was high
12:00 <johninj4> i have forgotten more than i remember
12:00 <L|> yep
12:00 <johninj4> "ohhh and then that one time i..." "yeah ok mate just gtfo already"
13:00 <BlackDevil> `adduser Mew
13:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil a/s/l ?
13:00 <MusiciaN> ha
14:00 <MusiciaN> i forgot about asl
14:00 <johninj4> `deluser BlackDevil
14:00 <MusiciaN> haven't seen that for years
14:00 <johninj4> fucking worst op ever that guy
14:00 <johninj4> hopeless
14:00 <Kelevra> Spanishguy12 asked me my Asl the other day
15:00 <johninj4> I had some indo chick just tell me her asl
15:00 <johninj4> then i ran as far as i could
15:00 <MusiciaN> i'm an old man now, i guess it's just not important to me anymore
15:00 <Digerati> BlackDevil a/s/l ?
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah its either jail or the chance of sex for you
15:00 <Kelevra> ;p
15:00 <johninj4> or both
16:00 <MusiciaN> yeah i was going to say both
16:00 <MusiciaN> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> Jail sex
16:00 <johninj4> she just wants a visa
16:00 <johninj4> hot sweaty jail sex
16:00 <Kelevra> Its the easiest way for anal
17:00 <Kelevra> Sweat is natures lube
17:00 <MusiciaN> so is cum
17:00 <johninj4> not man cum
17:00 <MusiciaN> sloppy seconds
17:00 <Kelevra> Attractive
17:00 <Digerati> the ancient greeks and samarians and egypitans had a religion that the stars lead to heaven, we are on the darkside of darkness in the abyss, and the sun was hell/hades
18:00 <Digerati> hmmm
18:00 <Kelevra> So you found your meds?
18:00 <Digerati> yeah, their next to the guard in the psyche ward
18:00 <Digerati> have to suck his dick to get them
19:00 <MusiciaN> silver linings everywhere hey
19:00 <Mew> oooo kinky
19:00 <Kelevra> Sounds romantic
19:00 <BlackDevil> Mew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEk-E5F1C0
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The supermarket cow dance (Jan 15, 2015) 2:46 - Category: Entertainment - 1,623,422 views - 16,210 likes (98.6%), 227 dislikes (1.4%)
19:00 <MusiciaN> 'have to' really means allowed to
19:00 <Digerati> after i am fucked in the arse by the doctor offcourse
20:00 <Digerati> and bukkaked by the psychiatrist
20:00 <MusiciaN> reminds me of the family guy episode where he gets his prostate checked
20:00 <johninj4> i'm not hungry now
20:00 <MusiciaN> are you sure judge? are you sure it was all black and white and grainy?
20:00 <Digerati> lmfao
20:00 <MusiciaN> guilty guilty guilty!
20:00 <Digerati> wonder what judges taste like
20:00 <johninj4> little boys
21:00 <MusiciaN> ha
21:00 <MusiciaN> that shouldn't have made me laugh
21:00 <MusiciaN> your sickoness is rubbing off on me
21:00 <Digerati> feeding them to a dog, would make a dog die instantly i reckon
21:00 <Digerati> then again, dogs do judge
22:00 <Digerati> so fuck dogs
22:00 <MusiciaN> peanut butter helps
22:00 <Digerati> i love nutella :)
23:00 <Digerati> mix nutella with vegemite :) haha
23:00 <Kelevra> Why is the word asshole bad for Americans to say on TV?
23:00 <Digerati> never done that
23:00 <Digerati> we are all assholes in jesus name !
23:00 <Pieter> cos they have aissholes
23:00 <Digerati> you should know Pieter
24:00 <MusiciaN> we all start life as assholes
24:00 <MusiciaN> literally
24:00 <MusiciaN> its the first thing that forms when you grow
24:00 <Digerati> shit in your stomach ?
25:00 <MusiciaN> in utero
25:00 <Kelevra> I expected there would be a legitimate answer 
25:00 <Digerati> then we must have emerged from shit
25:00 <Kelevra> But okidoki
25:00 <Digerati> shit must play a role
25:00 <MusiciaN> youre an asshole and the rest of you grows from that
25:00 <Digerati> from the sewers to humans we emerged
25:00 <Digerati> shit is bacteria
26:00 <Pieter> screw you i was grown in a test tube!
26:00 <Digerati> yeah, but you came from shit
26:00 <MusiciaN> i thought it was blood mainly
26:00 <Pieter> or a petrie dish
26:00 <Pieter> cant remember which :/
26:00 <MusiciaN> its brown because of the used up blood cells
26:00 <Digerati> and food
26:00 <johninj4> isn't it a bad thing to say on tv in australia too?
27:00 <Digerati> your dying cos your got a asshole
27:00 <Kelevra> I don't think so
27:00 <johninj4> they try to censor most swearwords on tv
27:00 <johninj4> so kids don't learnt them mainly
27:00 <Mew> I think NZ has the best TV laws 
27:00 <Kelevra> Cunt is a huge no no though
27:00 <johninj4> seems to be ok after a certain hour
27:00 <Digerati> i wonder if a colonoscopy can give immortality :)
27:00 <Digerati> gmmm
27:00 <Mew> even their morning shows are out of control
27:00 <johninj4> yeah well cunt is a huge nono most places
27:00 <Digerati> hmmm
27:00 <MusiciaN> i haven't watched free to air for years
28:00 <MusiciaN> just download stuffs
28:00 <MusiciaN> and i have 6tb to keep it all
28:00 <MusiciaN> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> I need another hard drive..
29:00 <johninj4> i have my old 1TB 
29:00 <MusiciaN> usb3 hdd docks are the bomb
29:00 <Digerati> some doctors have experimented on themselves being perfectly healthy, and did a non necessary colon bag on them for no reason other than to find out if it achieves immortality
29:00 <Kelevra> It broke my heart learning people download, watch and delete things
29:00 <BlackDevil> johninj4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOTNqAUiUY
29:00 <Kelevra> Its against my being to do such things
29:00 <johninj4> hopefully iy has enough to hold all my shit while i format this HD
29:00 <Kelevra> HOARD DOWNLOADS
29:00 <Kelevra> forevs
29:00 <johninj4> yeh 
29:00 <MusiciaN> i agree
29:00 <johninj4> why waste bandwith
30:00 <Digerati> john, you need to open up a bit more mate :)
30:00 <johninj4> i have prepaid so i have leanrt to treasure everything
30:00 <johninj4> even bad porn
30:00 <MusiciaN> and you have to watch all shows from episode 1 in chronological order or why bother
30:00 <johninj4> open up how?
30:00 <Digerati> pron is good :)
30:00 <johninj4> i didn't say it wasn't
30:00 <Digerati> sigh...
30:00 <johninj4> some porn is better than others though
31:00 <johninj4> not all porn is created equal
31:00 <MusiciaN> my 3G prepaid glitched in the storm the other day and i got about 20gb of free data
31:00 <johninj4> hahaha
31:00 <johninj4> bonus!
31:00 <MusiciaN> hehe
31:00 <MusiciaN> oh yeah
31:00 <MusiciaN> i get 5gb for $26
31:00 <MusiciaN> best deal i could find
32:00 <MusiciaN> but its still expensive
32:00 <johninj4> who you with?
32:00 <MusiciaN> it was woolies, and then optus took over and still offer the same price
32:00 <johninj4> yeah telstra is expensive as fuck
33:00 <Kelevra> I might go with amaysim
33:00 <Digerati> what kind of cracker does a patch and keygen, 2 items
33:00 <Digerati> holy fuck
33:00 <MusiciaN> i plug my 3g stick into a router, so i can put it by the window for better reception
33:00 <Pieter> if you find an old optus 3g sim you can reactivate it . if it was $2 days it will still give you unlimited data and give you LTE speeds
33:00 <johninj4> i hear 'boost' is the hot new prepaid
33:00 <johninj4> 40 dollars a month for unlimited everything
33:00 <Pieter> I have unlimited data text n calls for $2 a day
33:00 <Pieter> :))
33:00 <johninj4> that is 60 a month piet
34:00 <Digerati> rofl
34:00 <Pieter> IF i choose to use my phone every single day then yes
34:00 <MusiciaN> 60 a month isn't bad anyway
34:00 <johninj4> "not using my phone today, don't have 2 bucks :("
34:00 <Digerati> remember the $5 a month plans ?
34:00 <Digerati> that was good
34:00 <MusiciaN> with adsl i would always pay about 100 a month
34:00 <Digerati> just recieve calls
35:00 <Digerati> would love a 5 a month plan
35:00 <Digerati> 10 a month is greedy
35:00 <MusiciaN> you can receive calls with no credit for 6 months
35:00 <Digerati> in fact, people calling you, should be zero a month
35:00 <Pieter> *nod* i find I get far better speeds with the phone than I ever did with adsl2+
35:00 <Pieter> *nod*
35:00 <Digerati> ppl should be allowed to go on zero a month plans
35:00 <Pieter> dont have to recharge for 6 months until they kill ya off
35:00 <Digerati> and pay for their usage
36:00 <Digerati> simple as that
36:00 <Digerati> companies will always make money from people calling that phone
36:00 <Digerati> greed for 10 a month
36:00 <MusiciaN> most pplz give you a $15 long expirey these days
36:00 <MusiciaN> 6-12months
36:00 <Kelevra> Dodo is stupid
37:00 <MusiciaN> lol never been with dodo
37:00 <MusiciaN> they have always been stupid
37:00 <Digerati> i want a company to have zero a month on a phone plan, and the user pay just for their usage
37:00 <Kelevra> My ex housemate was with dodo
37:00 <Kelevra> But I don't think he was a download whore
37:00 <Digerati> not all people make sms or call or use the net on their phones
37:00 <MusiciaN> Digerati TPG mobile phone plan has that
38:00 <Digerati> zero a month ?
38:00 <Digerati> no way
38:00 <MusiciaN> it might be $2 a month
38:00 <Pieter> I wish this freekin STAN service would hurry n start already
38:00 <MusiciaN> but i think its zero
38:00 <MusiciaN> and you just pay for what you use
39:00 <Digerati> fuck paying line cost
39:00 <MusiciaN> this is for mobile phone
39:00 <MusiciaN> but anyway
39:00 <Digerati> people calling you makes them profit
39:00 <MusiciaN> i need a nap
39:00 <MusiciaN> night all
39:00 <Digerati> yeah mobile
39:00 <johninj4> ciao
40:00 <Kelevra> That was an abrupt exit
40:00 <johninj4> only queens hang around for the goodbyes
41:00 <Kelevra> Possibly
41:00 <Kelevra> Speaking of queens
41:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if Ant is alive and thriving
41:00 <johninj4> hopefully someone busts him out soon
42:00 <Kelevra> Maybe He's in jail
44:00 <Kelevra> Poor Pieter never got any love from him
54:00 <Digerati> there is 2 species on the planet that i can't figure out,1 species being human and the other looking human, i can't decipher between the 2, let alone figure out what is human...
57:00 <Kelevra> Say that to the guard, maybe they'll fork out the meds
00:00 <Digerati> There is two species on the planet that I cannot understand, one species being human, and the other species looking human, I cannot decipher between the two, let alone understand what is human or what humans are, or what they are supposed to be on this planet, maybe I am delusional.  Thomas
00:00 <Digerati> that's better
01:00 <Digerati> hahaha
01:00 <Digerati> nice epitaph
02:00 <Digerati> lmfao
02:00 <Digerati> perfection
02:00 <Digerati> sorry, i am just perfect
03:00 <Digerati> the only weakness i love procuring on humans is anger
03:00 <Digerati> that's the only weakness, i lick my fingers on
03:00 <Digerati> offcourse nobody has anger
03:00 <Digerati> naturally :)
04:00 <Digerati> hahaha
04:00 <Digerati> anger don't show in humans
04:00 <Digerati> even when bound in chains :) haha
04:00 <Floss> dafuq
05:00 <Digerati> even when there faces turn red and beat up other humans
05:00 <Digerati> anger is not present )
05:00 <Digerati> hahaha
05:00 <Digerati> HAHAHA
05:00 <British^Meat> uhhhhh
05:00 <Digerati> uhhh ?
05:00 <British^Meat> come back and guess who's taking up all the chat real estate AGAIN
05:00 <British^Meat> anyone wanna talk about some cool shit, and drown out this arse?
06:00 <Floss> is he crazy
06:00 <Digerati> hahaha
06:00 <British^Meat> defo somink wrong with him
06:00 <Digerati> your a psychiatrist floss
06:00 <Floss> am i? huh...
06:00 <Digerati> your also a mind reader floss :) haha
06:00 <Floss> oh ok
06:00 <British^Meat> thats you're
06:00 <British^Meat> as in, you are
06:00 <British^Meat> mong
06:00 <Digerati> yout
06:00 <Digerati> your
06:00 <Floss> digeratis either on good drugs or bad drugs
07:00 <Digerati> i like americans
07:00 <Digerati> your
07:00 <Digerati> i aint got a problem with american grammar
07:00 <British^Meat> wow, he's actually spasticated
07:00 <Digerati> you should know what spastic means
07:00 <Digerati> after you hit your head hard
08:00 <Floss> i dont think it has a head
08:00 <Digerati> your :)
08:00 <Digerati> yeah, maybe it's intellect was drained by the other species
08:00 <Floss> there are so many ppl in here yet none of them talk
08:00 <British^Meat> indeed
08:00 <Floss> its weird
08:00 <British^Meat> myself, i dont like to chat when certain ppl are chatting
08:00 <Floss> why be here
09:00 <British^Meat> coz they ruin the flow
09:00 <British^Meat> and butt in with moronic typings
09:00 <Digerati> its public chat
09:00 <British^Meat> like right now, im done
09:00 <Digerati> it keeps people chatting
09:00 <Digerati> chat is chat
09:00 <Floss> no it keeoos ppl away when insane ppl chat
09:00 <Floss> its not chat its the warblings of a crack head
09:00 <Floss> u every try to talk to a crackhead?
09:00 <Floss> VERY one sided
09:00 <Digerati> rofl
11:00 <Digerati> you ever tried to talk to a gun loving, judge the world suicidal idiot ?
11:00 <Digerati> heaps of cops and judges are like that
11:00 <Floss> i feel like i dont really want to engage you right now
11:00 <Kelevra> Haha
12:00 <Kelevra> Hey Floss, how did the tequila go?
12:00 <Floss> i had 3 shots and went to bed
12:00 <Digerati> gimme da bong, gimme da bong now
12:00 <Floss> i could trry again today
12:00 <Kelevra> Haha
12:00 <Kelevra> Try 4
12:00 <Floss> no work till mid morning tomorrow
12:00 <Kelevra> Yay
12:00 <Digerati> ahhhh
13:00 <Digerati> COUGHHHH
13:00 <Floss> and im the boss so if i rock up drunk ill just take myself outside and give myself a stern warning
13:00 <Kelevra> Well least you can drown out the boringness in here
13:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
13:00 <Kelevra> I'd like to know how that conversation goes
13:00 <Floss> i should be going to iga right now
13:00 <Floss> ugh
13:00 <Floss> it happens more often than it should
13:00 <Digerati> your a retard floss, if someone has an accident, ever thought of reaction time ?
14:00 <Kelevra> 'I should be ashamed of myself right now, I'm drunk'
14:00 <Pieter> oh wow kat.ph is down
14:00 <Floss> digerati im not enough of a retard to drink and drive, but thanks, fuckwit
14:00 <Floss> yesterday i drank for the first time in about a year
14:00 <Digerati> floss, do you work with other people on premises ?
14:00 <Floss> get off your pedestal you blabbering cuntrag
15:00 <Kelevra> No wonder you hit the hay after 3 shots
15:00 <Digerati> stfu
15:00 <Digerati> cant answer the question
15:00 <Digerati> simple
15:00 <Floss> lol yeah kelevra i was quite proud of 3 hahaha
15:00 <Digerati> just say so
15:00 <Kelevra> Did you at least chat yourself up or try to
15:00 <Kelevra> Haha
15:00 <Floss> i giggled a bit
15:00 <Floss> then a nap
15:00 <Floss> lol
15:00 <Digerati> you work with other people, get drunk, ever thought how you will react and act being drunk when it happens
15:00 <Digerati> noooooo
15:00 <Floss> i have some washing on then just need to grab some things from iga and get dinner on then i ight have another one or two
16:00 <Floss> maybe i should do sunrises
16:00 <Digerati> when an accident happens
16:00 <Kelevra> I miss living near an IGA or foodworks
16:00 <Digerati> floss, you are irresponsible
16:00 <Digerati> simply put
16:00 <Floss> digerati, so is your face
16:00 <Digerati> floss, i don't put human lives at ricj
17:00 <Floss> it is irresponsible to have a drink 24 hours before work
17:00 <Floss> bad floss
17:00 <Floss> lol
17:00 <Digerati> i dont work with other humans and get drink in a work enviroment
17:00 <Kelevra> Sif pick on people on irc.. Especially considering Floss hasn't even had a drink yet
17:00 <Digerati> drunk
17:00 <Floss> neither do i
17:00 <Digerati> bs
17:00 <Digerati> read your text
17:00 <Floss> DONT FEED THE TROLLS
17:00 <Floss> im not drunk at work you fuckhead
17:00 <Floss> i may be a touch hungover
17:00 <Digerati> you said, you are at work and get drunk
17:00 <Floss> lol no i didnt
17:00 <Digerati> so stfu
17:00 <Digerati> lol ?
18:00 <Floss> if you dont stop im putting you on ignore i fucking hate arguing on irc
18:00 <Digerati> read your text moron
18:00 <Floss> its retarded
18:00 <Pieter> get some vitamin b into ya
18:00 <Pieter> helps dramatically
18:00 <Pieter> centrum cures my hangovers
18:00 <Floss> for what pieter
18:00 <Floss> by the time i get to work it wont even be a hangover
18:00 <Pieter> withdrawals =p
19:00 <Digerati> i want to drink aint drank in months, got stacks of unopened spirits in the bar to tempt me, but i don't
19:00 <Floss> i barely drink just the last few days ive had time off work and gone, fuck it lol
19:00 <Pieter> THEYRE THE WORST !!!
19:00 <Pieter> =p
19:00 <Floss> the dog has worn all my hats
19:00 <Digerati> withdrawal of alcohol aint as bad as other drugs
19:00 <Digerati> WOOF WOOF
20:00 <Floss> i clean when im a bit tiddly
20:00 <Floss> house is really clean atm
20:00 <Mew> Cleaning and drinking wine is the best
21:00 <Digerati> mew, spill some of the wine on the floor, it cleans it more, it's alcohol ! :) haha kills bacteria
22:00 <Digerati> i know a mate that did that, with chardonnay but, not red
23:00 <Digerati> least it made the floor non slip :) haha
23:00 <Kelevra> Is he serious..
23:00 <Digerati> yup
23:00 <Kelevra> >.>
23:00 <Digerati> in a restaurant
23:00 <Digerati> splash wine and salt, it becomes non slio
23:00 <Digerati> slip
24:00 <Digerati> also kills germs
24:00 <Digerati> better than mopping
24:00 <Kelevra> Eh I like my floors slippery, teaches my kid not to run in the house
24:00 <Digerati> you mop at the end of the day
24:00 <Digerati> that's what i did in the restaurant
24:00 <Kelevra> Nothing like face planting it to teach her a good lesson
24:00 <Digerati> wine and salt on floors, fuck mopping
24:00 <Digerati> mop only once a day
25:00 <Digerati> wine and salt kill the germs
25:00 <Digerati> also makes it non slip
25:00 <Kelevra> Doubtful but whatever settles you
25:00 <BlackDevil> did you know you can sneeze out of your nose?
25:00 <Digerati> asl BlackDevil ?
26:00 <BlackDevil> huh?
26:00 <Digerati> :)
26:00 <Kelevra> He wants to lick your sweet spot
27:00 <Pieter> did you have a snot attack ?
27:00 <BlackDevil> no
27:00 <mrdanger> gayballs
27:00 <Kelevra> Hai Aaron
27:00 <Kelevra> <3
27:00 <Mody> hi mel
28:00 <Kelevra> Hai Mody 
28:00 <mrdanger> howdy
28:00 <Kelevra> How goes it?
28:00 <mrdanger> it goes wellish
28:00 <mrdanger> yourself?
29:00 <Kelevra> Yeah bloody good thanks
29:00 <Kelevra> What's news?
29:00 <mrdanger> very little
29:00 <Kelevra> Married, kids, jobs?
29:00 <Kelevra> Sif nothing
29:00 <mrdanger> none of that
29:00 <Kelevra> Aww
29:00 <mrdanger> just started looking for a job about a week ago
29:00 <mrdanger> been chillin, yo
30:00 <mrdanger> what about you?
31:00 <Kelevra> Nah nothing new with me, the kids walking and keeping me entertained. She'll be talking soon but who needs that =/
31:00 <mrdanger> noice one bruvva
31:00 <Kelevra> Can I have, I want and whatnot is not an excellent thought to me
31:00 <Kelevra> All the why's and how comes
31:00 <Kelevra> >.>
32:00 <Kelevra> Living in the sticks still or suburbia?
32:00 <mrdanger> heidelberg
32:00 <mrdanger> im not sure what you class that as
32:00 <mrdanger> semiburbia
32:00 <Kelevra> Ooooooer, is it good there?
32:00 <mrdanger> its alright, ive been here since june
33:00 <Kelevra> Oh sweet
33:00 <mrdanger> my gf has gone away for a week, it is like a vacation
33:00 <frayedknot> heidelberg is a good suburb
33:00 <Kelevra> Is it still the same one?
33:00 <mrdanger> yeah
34:00 <Kelevra> Omg you're all dedicated, is this the longest relationship you've been in?
34:00 <Kelevra> How long now?
34:00 <mrdanger> no
34:00 <mrdanger> its only been like 15 months
34:00 <Kelevra> Living together yet?
34:00 <mrdanger> you cray cray
34:00 <mrdanger> yeah i moved in to her place in the heidelburger
35:00 <Kelevra> Ooooooer you're a lifer now haha
35:00 <mrdanger> this isnt even close to the length of my teenage relationships
35:00 <mrdanger> both of which were like 3 years
36:00 <mrdanger> you must have short relationships ma'am
37:00 <mrdanger> I like spaghetti
40:00 <johninj4> it's pretty good
40:00 <johninj4> been sick off a few carbonaras though
40:00 <Kelevra> I do lol
41:00 <Kelevra> Longest ones last about 2.5-3yrs
41:00 <Kelevra> I'll kick my daughter out once she hits her expiry date
42:00 <Kelevra> =P
43:00 <Kelevra> Warming up some steak for her atm
46:00 <Mody> how old is she?
47:00 <Kelevra> 13 months old
47:00 <Mody> very young, when will you kick her out?
47:00 <Mody> 6 is a good age 
48:00 <Kelevra> Not sure, I'm not sick of her yet
53:00 <johninj4> hopefully she doesn't just leave
54:00 <Kelevra> Eh she probably will
54:00 <Kelevra> She's pretty independent
55:00 <Pieter> not much of a choice when shes neglected =p
55:00 <Pieter> had to sorry
55:00 <Pieter> :p
56:00 <johninj4> she's not neglected
56:00 <johninj4> thats you piet
56:00 <Pieter> i wasnt talking to you fool
56:00 <johninj4> yeah well you will but in when i talk
56:00 <johninj4> so enjoy that
56:00 <Pieter> hush lil johninj4
56:00 <Pieter> go to sleep
56:00 <johninj4> you first champ
56:00 <Pieter> you are a dumb ass fucking BEEP
56:00 <johninj4> says the dumbass
57:00 <johninj4> you are a crash test dummy
57:00 <Pieter> n dis lil piggie went wee wee wee all the way home
57:00 <Pieter> ooop OOooop watch this
57:00 <Pieter> ignored :/
57:00 <Kelevra> What makes you think my daughter is neglected? Me warming her steak? Rightio
58:00 <johninj4> lol
58:00 <Pieter> I dont really think that
58:00 <Kelevra> Well it's offensive to type anything about neglect when it comes to her
58:00 <Mody> steak is not for babies
59:00 <Pieter> meh dont make somethin of it :/
59:00 <Mody> everyone have a hug
59:00 <Kelevra> She's spoilt as 
59:00 <Pieter> HUGS ARE EVIL
59:00 <Pieter> and so is the huggies bear
59:00 <Kelevra> Well I do cut it up, she had some last night
59:00 <Kelevra> It's helping her with her back teeth sprouting up
00:00 <Kelevra> Bonjella wasn't cutting the mustard and she'd wake up sobbing in pain in the middle of the night
00:00 <Kelevra> Made me want to cry seeing her like that
01:00 <Pieter> use gin on her gums
01:00 <Pieter> its worked for generations
01:00 <Kelevra> Fook that
01:00 <Kelevra> May as well be a deadbeat like mandyjane and blow bong smoke in her face..
02:00 <Kelevra> Fuck that.
02:00 <Pieter> err
02:00 <Pieter> righto
02:00 <Kelevra> You shouldn't have kids..
02:00 <Mody> nothing wrong with a bit of gin
02:00 <Mody> alcohol remedy for generations
02:00 <Pieter> yeah i think ill take the judgement of hundreds of years over 1 individuals tips
03:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
03:00 <Pieter> yooodle
03:00 <BlackDevil> how did you support MLK day?
03:00 <Pieter> I dress up in black shoe polish
03:00 <Pieter> and in chains
03:00 <Pieter> and shout I AM A PERSON TOO !!!
03:00 <Kelevra> No wonder you're a junky
04:00 <Pieter> and no wonder why youre a lonely single mother 
04:00 <Kelevra> I'm not lonely lol
04:00 <mrdanger> BlackDevil, ebony porn
04:00 <Pieter> you cant get along with any one
04:00 <Pieter> you jump from 1 person to another to another
04:00 <BlackDevil> im a junkie
04:00 <Kelevra> If you say so
05:00 <mrdanger> pieter, are you still a drug addict?
05:00 <Pieter> youre like kittylicious except she aint retarded enough to bring a child into her demented life
05:00 <Pieter> mrdanger: apparently
05:00 <mrdanger> lol
05:00 <Pieter> irc knows me better than I do
05:00 <johninj4> lol are you trying to deny it
05:00 <mrdanger> yeah, drugs can warp your perception
05:00 <Pieter> *nod*
05:00 <johninj4> nek minute bragging about cooking meth
06:00 <johninj4> and saying ice is harmless
06:00 <Pieter> I look in the mirror and always wonder whos that looking at me
06:00 <mrdanger> petrol below a dollar a litre
06:00 <mrdanger> crazy balls
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm nothing like kittylicious
07:00 <Pieter> yeh until the US reaches a deal with Russia for the bolivian pipeline then it will sky rocket again
07:00 <johninj4> it won't go back up
07:00 <johninj4> the rothchilds sold their shares in oil
07:00 <Pieter> youre freekin identical
08:00 <johninj4> now they are pushing a green agenda
08:00 <johninj4> through the UN
08:00 <Kelevra> Your opinion of me isn't important
08:00 <Kelevra> I don't take se
08:00 <Pieter> then justify yourself further !
08:00 <Pieter> =)
08:00 <Kelevra> Selfies like you, I can stand looking in the mirror
08:00 <Pieter> oh no
08:00 <Pieter> a 'selfie'
08:00 <Pieter> :/
09:00 <Pieter> aaaaaaaanyway
09:00 <Kelevra> Yeah..
10:00 <Kelevra> Change the subject.
13:00 <mrdanger> lol
14:00 <mrdanger> hungreh
16:00 <Kelevra> Same
16:00 <Kelevra> Tossing up soag bol
16:00 <Kelevra> Span*
16:00 <Kelevra> Fkn spag
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
16:00 <mrdanger> sprog bol
16:00 <Kelevra> Haha
17:00 <Kelevra> What jobs are you applying for? Office or?
18:00 <mrdanger> trying to get in to a grad program at the moment, tend to be the best way to start after uni
18:00 <mrdanger> one im lookin at now goes for 4 years but you have a new job in the company every year
18:00 <mrdanger> keeps it interesting
18:00 <mrdanger> and you are more likely to end up in management
19:00 <mrdanger> so far so good, made it through the first rounds
20:00 <Kelevra> Well hopefully all goes well
20:00 <mrdanger> it will depend on the wage
20:00 <mrdanger> im not gunna take anything really low
20:00 <mrdanger> cbf
21:00 <Kelevra> Does the Mrs own the house or renting?
21:00 <Kelevra> Renting is a whore
22:00 <BlackDevil> aaron i like to give you the d
22:00 <BlackDevil> in your nickname
22:00 <Kelevra> You like them young don't you BlackDevil 
23:00 <BlackDevil> i like aaron
23:00 <Kelevra> He's pretty, I'll give him that
23:00 <mrdanger> hot
25:00 <Kelevra> I wonder what life would be like with beef strog and spag bol were together
25:00 <Kelevra> Creamy tomato goodness or Nanak squirtage
25:00 <Kelevra> Anal*
26:00 <Kelevra> Wtf is Nanak.. Stupid auto correct
26:00 <Mew> its an abbreviation of Nanawank
26:00 <Kelevra> Lol
27:00 <Kelevra> Which is? The wanking of nanas?
32:00 <Mew> pretty much
37:00 <BlackDevil> me and aaron
37:00 <BlackDevil> <3
38:00 <Mody> wanking
39:00 <Mody> mel are you currently single?
39:00 <BlackDevil> she has 3 dads
41:00 <Mody> yum
41:00 <Mody> 3 dads
50:00 <L|> afternoon TheRon
50:00 <L|> hows it
50:00 <TheRon> it is
51:00 <TheRon> just about to have a light refreshment
51:00 <L|> beer?
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <L|> nice 1
51:00 <TheRon> the cricket is fucked
51:00 <L|> oh how so
52:00 <TheRon> inida are 5 down already
52:00 <L|> lols
53:00 <TheRon> god bless that sound of cracking a can
54:00 <L|> tisks
54:00 <L|> what beer
54:00 <TheRon> boags
55:00 <L|> havent had that in years
55:00 <TheRon> it does the job
55:00 <frayedknot> which boags? draught, premium, light, bitter?
56:00 <TheRon> draught
57:00 <frayedknot> i do enjoy that myself
59:00 <TheRon> tap king?
05:00 <frayedknot> what do you mean by tap king?
05:00 <TheRon> the beer on tap you put in the fridge
06:00 <TheRon> lionel richie hands you a glass of beer
07:00 <TheRon> nice stuff
11:00 <Mew> hello
11:00 <TheRon> hows it
11:00 <Mew> that's not how it goes!
12:00 <Doodle> is it meeeeeeeeee you're looking for
12:00 <Mew> ^
12:00 <TheRon> doodle stop it, it makes me wanna get a pot of beer
12:00 <BlackDevil> have you sneezed before?
12:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the largest and smallest countries in Europe?
15:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: likes what she sees
16:00 <TheRon> andorra
16:00 <Nikky`> Why I keep going back for more
16:00 <Doodle> vatican
16:00 <Doodle> russia
16:00 <Doodle> ?
16:00 <Ana_Ng> doodle winz
16:00 <Doodle> woooooooo
16:00 <Ana_Ng> russia/vatican
16:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the largest and smallest countries in Oceania?
16:00 <Doodle> straya
16:00 <Ana_Ng> australia - largest
17:00 <TheRon> tuvalu
17:00 <Doodle> some tinpot shithole will be the smallest
17:00 <Ana_Ng> smaller than tuvalu
17:00 <Doodle> fiji
17:00 <Ana_Ng> smaller than feej
17:00 <Doodle> cook is
17:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
17:00 <TheRon> anuru
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <TheRon> nauru
17:00 <Ana_Ng> nauru is the smallest!
18:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the largest and smallest countries in South America?
18:00 <TheRon> no natives left in nauru, all asylum seekers now
18:00 <Doodle> brazil
18:00 <Ana_Ng> brazil - largest!
18:00 <Doodle> um
18:00 <Doodle> costa rica
18:00 <TheRon> are u gay?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> costa rica is in north america
19:00 <BlackDevil> At least one killed in freeway overpass collapse in Cincinnati 
19:00 <TheRon> u r gay?
19:00 <TheRon> para gay?
19:00 <Doodle> honduras
19:00 <Doodle> guatemala
19:00 <Doodle> peru
19:00 <Ana_Ng> not paraguay or uruguay
19:00 <Ana_Ng> not peru
19:00 <TheRon> bolivia
19:00 <Ana_Ng> honduras is in north america
19:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
19:00 <TheRon> surinam?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> suriname!
20:00 <Ana_Ng> brazil/suriname
20:00 <Ana_Ng> time out
20:00 <Doodle> 4200000000000000000
20:00 <Ana_Ng> no googling
20:00 <TheRon> french guyana?
20:00 <TheRon> whats that country where jamestown is?
20:00 <TheRon> or was
21:00 <Doodle> no idea
21:00 <TheRon> where they drank the coolade
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:00 <Doodle> iunno where it was
22:00 <TheRon> i thought it was in the north of south america
22:00 <Ana_Ng> jamestown is in guyana
23:00 <Ana_Ng> which borders suriname to the north
23:00 <Ana_Ng> well, west mostly
24:00 <Ana_Ng> french guiana is a department of france, bordering suriname to the east
24:00 <TheRon> smallest country?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> so, be careful of trivia questions about countries that border france
25:00 <Ana_Ng> what is your question
25:00 <TheRon> was suriname the smallest country?
25:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
25:00 <Student> my question is a bit hard one ;P
25:00 <Ana_Ng> brazil/suriname - largest/smallest in SA
26:00 <TheRon> excellent
26:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the largest/smallest countries in Africa?
26:00 <Student> nigeria
26:00 <TheRon> lesotho
26:00 <TheRon> rwanda
27:00 <Ana_Ng> do you need hints
27:00 <wine> perm ban for calling beehhh a faggot
27:00 <TheRon> i need beer
27:00 <wine> hahaha
27:00 <Student> sudan 
27:00 <L|> Student
27:00 <L|> lols
27:00 <L|> :)
27:00 <TheRon> mali
27:00 <Ana_Ng> 3 years ago, the answer was Sudan
27:00 <Ana_Ng> but not anymore
27:00 <wine> what is this
27:00 <wine> trivia ?
27:00 <Student> central republic of africa or something?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, wine winz
28:00 <Ana_Ng> it is trivia.
28:00 <Student> L| what seem to be the problem?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> it's in north africa, formerly french
28:00 <TheRon> libya?
28:00 <TheRon> algeria
28:00 <Student> Ana_Ng who like a girl with a brain? stop asking trivia, do some make up and rock and roll ;)
28:00 <L|> nothing Student just saying hi
28:00 <Ana_Ng> Algeria! the largest!
28:00 <wine> L| makes all these techno videos lol
28:00 <L|> lols
28:00 <L|> techno
28:00 <L|> doof doof
28:00 <Student> hi L|
28:00 <Ana_Ng> the smallest African country is an island country
29:00 <wine> or whatever it is
29:00 <TheRon> maldives
29:00 <wine> madagascar ?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> the prince and duchess of wales did their honeymoon in this country
29:00 <TheRon> seychelles
29:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
30:00 <Ana_Ng> Algeria/Seychelles - Largest/Smallest in Africa
30:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the largest/smallest countries in Asia?
30:00 <TheRon> singapore
30:00 <Ana_Ng> singapore is the 3rd smallest
30:00 <TheRon> damn
30:00 <Student> largest is china
31:00 <Student> smallest is barma 
31:00 <TheRon> russia
31:00 <Student> or maybe sri lanka 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> Russia is the largest!
31:00 <wine> trivia points
31:00 <wine> for the smarty pants
31:00 <Student> or may be brunei
31:00 <Student> you should be asking if that is in respect to size or population 
31:00 <Student> maldives?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> or you could acquire the social skills to figure it out
31:00 <TheRon> east timor
32:00 <Ana_Ng> Maldives is the smallest!
32:00 <wine> morocco
32:00 <Student> right
32:00 <Ana_Ng> Russia/Maldives are the largest and smallest in Asia
32:00 <TheRon> cheep wine and a three day growth c'mon
32:00 <Ana_Ng> What are the largest/smallest countries in North America?
32:00 <Student> oh thanks for typing again for some people Ana_Ng
32:00 <Ana_Ng> you love it
32:00 <Student> alaska
32:00 <Student> i love you so much 
32:00 <TheRon> canada
32:00 <Ana_Ng> Canada! The largest, eh
33:00 <Student> canada is not in north america
33:00 <TheRon> and st luica?
33:00 <Student> oh my bad
33:00 <Student> texas smallest?
33:00 <Student> or messiouri?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> not st lucia
33:00 <wine> North america is a country
33:00 <Student> ok that is in west indies
33:00 <TheRon> am i warm?
33:00 <Student> north america is a continent
33:00 <wine> thats a state
33:00 <Ana_Ng> caribbean and central america are considered part of north america
33:00 <TheRon> belize
33:00 <Mody> Student fuck up
33:00 <Ana_Ng> for trivia and sociological reasons
34:00 <Student> Mody you fuck down 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> theron, st lucia was warm
34:00 <TheRon> dominica
34:00 <Student> that is all you got Ana_Ng?
34:00 <Student> are you finished Ana_Ng?
34:00 <Student> are you done? :P
34:00 <Ana_Ng> the 2nd to 5th smallest are: grenada, st vincent and the grenadines, barbados, antigua and barbuda
35:00 <TheRon> trinidand and tobago
35:00 <Ana_Ng> nope
35:00 <Student> i like the way you are causing all this pain for free Ana_Ng, nice social skill
35:00 <TheRon> i'm out
35:00 <Ana_Ng> dammit, you guys got all the rest
36:00 <Student> you might want to try something else to have people around you Ana_Ng
36:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
36:00 <Student> ;P
36:00 <Ana_Ng> the answer is St Kitts and Nevis
36:00 <Ana_Ng> 11/12
36:00 <johninj4> lol
36:00 <TheRon> that was my next one
36:00 <Ana_Ng> uh huh
36:00 <Ana_Ng> TheRon winz
36:00 <Student> johninj4 start the truck , go to work daddy ;P
37:00 <johninj4> true
37:00 <Student> right Ana_Ng, that was always on the cards
37:00 <TheRon> Student: stfu before ron here tears you off a trip
37:00 <Student> true that 
37:00 <Student> TheRon, talk in english 
37:00 <Student> :p
37:00 <TheRon> quiet you
37:00 <Student> talk to my hand ;P
38:00 <TheRon> there's two rons, you really don't wanna meet the other one
38:00 <Student> go and play in you back yard, baby boy 
38:00 <Student> this world is not for you 
39:00 <Student> ;)
39:00 <Student> baby got threatened ;)
39:00 <Student> cool 
40:00 <British^Meat> hah
40:00 <Student> here comes the meaty one ;)
40:00 <Student> i like Meat , specially mutton 
40:00 <Student> nothing else ;)
42:00 <Ana_Ng> because it's summer there
42:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/prrMBmK.jpg
43:00 <Mody> is that you?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> here's a photo from winter
43:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
43:00 <Mody> is that really you?
43:00 <Ana_Ng> serslah
43:00 <Mody> more pics
43:00 <Ana_Ng> those are the glacial mudflats near where i live
43:00 <Ana_Ng> hahah
44:00 <Mody> where do you live? alaska?
44:00 <Ana_Ng> not hot
44:00 <Ana_Ng> yes i do
44:00 <TheRon> that penis could get frostbite
44:00 <Mody> very cool
44:00 <Mody> then break my penis off!
44:00 <BlackDevil> or get it chopped off
44:00 <BlackDevil> twice
45:00 <Ana_Ng> where do you live, mody
46:00 <Mody> australia , sydney , nsw
46:00 <TheRon> mody lives on the island of sodor
47:00 <Ana_Ng> if that is a reference to fiction, i don't know it
47:00 <TheRon> thomas the tank engine
50:00 <Ana_Ng> what's the best/worst thing about sydney
50:00 <TheRon> cost of living
51:00 <beagle> some the hotels were tryin to give accomodation cheaper for tourists n stuff
51:00 <TheRon> melbourne is the worlds most liveable city
51:00 <beagle> heh, where i live near is hahndorf only 60 bucks a nice very nice resort there
51:00 <TheRon> i love hahdorf
52:00 <TheRon> it's a little piece of germany
52:00 <Skirmish> I think you should all watch this for the full duration to fully appreciate what I think of most of you. 
52:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7NE-IrfMQ
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Homer showing his middle fingers for 10 mins (Feb 22, 2010) 10:00 - Category: Comedy - 37,383 views - 159 likes (93%), 12 dislikes (7%)
52:00 <beagle> it sure is , pretty cool little town i kinda sometimes got nervous driving thru it tho with street like that ! excellent hotdogs ;)
52:00 <Doodle> i think you should all watch this for the same reason
52:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ke-_nKHpDs
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 15 MINUTES OF AXL ROSE ASKING FOR REGGAE (Jan 25, 2013) 15:00 - Category: Music - 284,278 views - 4,295 likes (97.4%), 116 dislikes (2.6%)
53:00 <Ana_Ng> can you live in downtown melbourne without owning a car
54:00 <Doodle> yes
55:00 <TheRon> ballarat to melbourne is 90 mins, i take the train always
55:00 <TheRon> the car is a pain in the arse in the city
55:00 <Doodle> its only 45 mins by car
55:00 <Doodle> if you speed
56:00 <TheRon> and they never have cops on that freeway
56:00 <Doodle> they have been in the same places on the western for about 15 years
56:00 <Mody> yes you can also live in sydney without owning a car
56:00 <TheRon> you really shouldn't speed kids
57:00 <Doodle> but you wouldnt want to 
57:00 <Mody> melbourne is much better though
57:00 <Doodle> cos its sydney
57:00 <TheRon> still better than adelaide
57:00 <beagle> back in 1995 i used to visit melbourne to my cousin she just sped anywhere she 'could'
57:00 <Ana_Ng> this pissing contest about aussie cities is far more interesting than trivia
58:00 <TheRon> melbourne is the best city in the world
58:00 <Ana_Ng> no
58:00 <TheRon> no?
59:00 <beagle> quite few the folks in paltalk thing rooms are from melb
59:00 <Ana_Ng> best cities need to be more accessible to the rest of the world
59:00 <beagle> tho lot from qld too
59:00 <beagle> and handful of us from adl
59:00 <British^Meat> such useful information
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm afraid it cannot be in the top ten
00:00 <British^Meat> (he quipped)
00:00 <TheRon> dream od californication
02:00 <Skirmish> I think you could live in the centre of any major modern city and survive easily without a car. 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> have you ever been to the states?
02:00 <TheRon> nope
02:00 <beagle> some fucken idiot in city here was driving around no licence
02:00 <Skirmish> There's not that much that is appealing about visiting the states really. 
03:00 <beagle> united states ?
03:00 <beagle> u have been ?
03:00 <TheRon> i just don't wanna get shot
03:00 <beagle> well if u want it the cheap way theres that paltalk thing !
03:00 <Ana_Ng> some cities are aight
03:00 <Skirmish> You need just as much, if not more medical insurance to visit the US than you would to visit Somalia. 
03:00 <beagle> met bloke on pal, who says i went to usa , cali and got mugged ... hrmm was kinda chaning my mind about going there
03:00 <Ana_Ng> but public transportation is an afterthought in many cities
04:00 <beagle> which of cities r best in usa ana ?
04:00 <Skirmish> If I were to visit another english speaking country and I wanted to get a taste of America I would visit canada and be safer. 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> san francisco is #1
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know about the rest
04:00 <Skirmish> beagle: you are far too poor to be travelling. 
04:00 <beagle> i know someone who moved from san fransisco to melbourne well , u might now her , bluetrain
04:00 <TheRon> basically the NRZ is stopping me from visiting the USA
04:00 <Ana_Ng> not familiar
04:00 <TheRon> NRA
04:00 <beagle> lol no shit people save for that or win it etc
04:00 <British^Meat> yo beagle, did u get a job yet?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i was on #bayarea on efnet 20 years ago
05:00 <TheRon> india is 8 for 143
06:00 <TheRon> a quick game is a good game
06:00 <beagle> hi dan, im still banned in yer room i was trying to get in there minute ago im sorry abused anyone in there
06:00 <British^Meat> tough shit
07:00 <British^Meat> youre NEVER EVER EVER coming back
07:00 <British^Meat> suck it
08:00 <emuls> beagle
08:00 <beagle> i even get back in live video ones on pal , man !!! i fucked up saying that insanity , just forget it please in or out of your room
08:00 <emuls> you massive turd
08:00 <emuls> sup
08:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
08:00 <beagle> lol
08:00 <beagle> hi emuls
08:00 <beagle> tina im very sorry i was being so fucken tttttttttthat way that day saying what i did ! 
09:00 <British^Meat> nah ya not
09:00 <British^Meat> she knows it
09:00 <British^Meat> i know it
09:00 <British^Meat> you know it
09:00 <beagle> well dan, ill be in here , hopefully not fucking it up here either 
10:00 <British^Meat> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> yes you will
10:00 <British^Meat> she knows
10:00 <British^Meat> i know it
10:00 <British^Meat> and you know it
10:00 <British^Meat> how many times have u said all of this b4? lol u so cray
10:00 <Skirmish> POMSKY! http://www5.bluevalleyk12.org/mohn/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/overview-of-pomsky.jpg
10:00 <emuls> lol
13:00 <beagle> i love your sense humor dan ;)
13:00 <beagle> hrmmm waiting on
13:00 <beagle> bloke he is bringing the subwoofer for these speakers soon maybe today ..
13:00 <beagle> im like dude it allready seems to make an earthquake i can play it loud much now
14:00 <beagle> so theyre worth about 200 , from hrmmm year what early 2000s or something , sure aint bad tho 
14:00 <British^Meat> no
14:00 <British^Meat> rummy
14:00 <beagle> cause of how old the panasonic are .... seem very very cool. clear loud, etc . what i need here trust me
14:00 <British^Meat> im not joking
14:00 <British^Meat> do you remember how many times u have gotten pissed up, abused the fuck out of everyone, then apologised for it?
16:00 <beagle> i have plans not to drink as much, no more wine .... well after this damn one in a week or two and beer, no taxi and mum givving me lift fridays etc , hopefully i can do this 
16:00 <British^Meat> uh huh...
25:00 <Kelevra> Far out its hot here but so overcast
25:00 <TheRon> so hot since you entered the room
26:00 <Ana_Ng> so
26:00 <Ana_Ng> in melbourne
26:00 <TheRon> literally the sun just come out
26:00 <Ana_Ng> what are the best foreign foods available
27:00 <emuls> your pussy
27:00 <Kelevra> The sun isn't out here =/
27:00 <emuls> HEYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO
27:00 <Skirmish> Is this afternoon "ask silly questions" time? 
27:00 <TheRon> emuls please
27:00 <emuls> i just grossed myself out
27:00 <Kelevra> HAI LADY
27:00 <emuls> HAI
27:00 <Kelevra> what's been happening? Still mourning the death of your holiday?
27:00 <emuls> haha
28:00 <emuls> nah
28:00 <emuls> it's all good
28:00 <Ana_Ng> your city is sucking hard
28:00 <emuls> lots of other things to look forward to
28:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ranga1_zps378b9284.jpg   <---- Ranga Kitteh can see your soul. 
28:00 <Kelevra> I saw you went to a vineyard
28:00 <emuls> i did
28:00 <Kelevra> Did they make you spit wine in a bucket?
28:00 <emuls> it's my town's local vineyard
28:00 <emuls> haha no
28:00 <emuls> we drank it down and got tipsy
28:00 <Kelevra> Lucky, its so wasteful
28:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/Zjx1V4o.jpg
29:00 <emuls> indeed
29:00 <emuls> they even gave us a free bottle of wine
29:00 <Kelevra> Sif spit top grog
29:00 <Kelevra> Nice, was it expensive?
29:00 <emuls> mostly becuase we're probably gonna give them all our money at some point
29:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
29:00 <emuls> oh just a $30 bottle
29:00 <Kelevra> Holy cripes
29:00 <Kelevra> Must've been nice
29:00 <emuls> their top shelf stuff is like $80
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i went wine tasting with a friend who should've spit out some
30:00 <Kelevra> I imagine the wineos in here drink goon
30:00 <Kelevra> Haha
30:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking about getting a case of Brown Brothers Moscato. We buy so much of it, it makes sense to buy bulk. 
30:00 <emuls> beagle love goon, dont you beagle
30:00 <emuls> mmm i like moscato
30:00 <emuls> fizzy and sweet and goes down a treat
30:00 <beagle> sorta. i used to. was saying to lucie all time i am giving up this wine its shit i wanna get beer
30:00 <Skirmish> It's the only legit wine I can drink other than Fruity Lexia. 
30:00 <British^Meat> da goon pig
31:00 <beagle> so i found this tun beer from new jersey . bit cheaper than coopers , i like both ....
31:00 <Kelevra> I've not had much good wine in my time, its something to look forward to though haha
31:00 <beagle> yeah cheap alcohol is complete shit really lets face it
31:00 <emuls> right
31:00 <beagle> i think imo anyway ... beer is best, for me anyway i mean u know how fussy some are 
31:00 <TheRon> acoca kelevra
31:00 <TheRon> avoca
31:00 <emuls> i'm gonna go see a man about a hot chicken, $6 worth of chips, gravy and some tabouli
32:00 <Kelevra> I don't understand what that is or means
32:00 <beagle> the tun beers only 1.1 standard i mean our aussie beer is pretty hardcore spesh the sparkling ale but a good beer
32:00 <beagle> hi Kelevra :)
32:00 <Kelevra> Yummy
32:00 <beagle> yep :))
32:00 <Kelevra> Hi Chad, how has everything been? Still shaking up the house with the speakers?
32:00 <Skirmish> I've also taken a liking to Apple Cider too. Somersby. 
33:00 <TheRon> avoca is a town in central vic that houses several nice wineries
33:00 <Kelevra> Ahh john drinks that
34:00 <beagle> well yeah , when i can i had take it easy on that
34:00 <Kelevra> What is moscato? Red or white wine?
34:00 <beagle> walked outside to check didnt seem tooooooooo bad i mean i couldnt hear lucies too bad up full blast ... so ....
34:00 <Skirmish> White
34:00 <Kelevra> Ahh nice
34:00 <Student> nice pair of thin leg Ana_Ng
34:00 <Skirmish> You can get it in Pink too. 
34:00 <Kelevra> Ooooooer fancy
35:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
35:00 <Skirmish> I believe it's classed as a dessert wine because it's so sweet. 
35:00 <Kelevra> Taste the same as white?
35:00 <Student> they look thinner when compared with top 
35:00 <Ana_Ng> it's the coat that makes them look thin
35:00 <Skirmish> Much sweeter ... less of a metho aftertaste. 
35:00 <Student> too much mass on the uip 
35:00 <beagle> desert wine ?
35:00 <beagle> hrmmm i like champers ...
35:00 <Kelevra> Ew metho
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm big, but the coat is bigger
35:00 <Pieter> hooooooome
35:00 <Pieter> HOOOOOOOOME
36:00 <Student> i like big ones, but the ratio in that pic is pretty off
36:00 <Pieter> oh how i missed you
36:00 <Kelevra> Pretty sure what I used to brew was close to metho
36:00 <Kelevra> Ewk
36:00 <Pieter> uNF !
36:00 <Kelevra> Pieter: you're always home
36:00 <TheRon> you're unbelieveable
36:00 <Kelevra> No one believes you work
37:00 <Skirmish> http://www.brownbrothers.com.au/products/4535-moscato-white-gold/
37:00 <beagle> wondered about that with this tun beer ... probably the malt i think its kinda highly against law to put meth in beer
37:00 <Pieter> why would i care what any one here thinks ?
37:00 <Kelevra> At least at home I still work in some manner
37:00 <Kelevra> I didn't state you cared but I think you care enough to lie
37:00 <Skirmish> I like the brown brothers moscato the best. 
37:00 <Pieter> you overestimate your importance
38:00 <Kelevra> I estimated I was important?
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL Pieter is accusing others of over estimating their importance. He's such a pot calling us kettles black. 
38:00 <Pieter> poo time
38:00 <Kelevra> I guess I am important though
38:00 <TheRon> i'm important
38:00 <Kelevra> I have a child who relies on me 
38:00 <Kelevra> Relays?
38:00 <Pieter> tell it to a furby
38:00 <Kelevra> Bah
38:00 <DemonsRun> How Did you go today Skirmish ?
38:00 <Skirmish> What's your point Kelevra? Pieter has a dealer that relies on him. 
38:00 <DemonsRun> Relies is right.
38:00 <TheRon> heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
38:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
39:00 <Kelevra> He probably pays his dealers rent
39:00 <beagle> i like pieter, he is one of the few people on here that almost never have pissed me off. seems smart ah yep and concieted lol
39:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Ethan is getting a new pair of oakleys, and that's about it. 
39:00 <DemonsRun> Ooo oakleys. Spoilt him
39:00 <Skirmish> Only cost me $60. Bupa pays for the other $300. 
39:00 <TheRon> jmaes taylor is playing for england
39:00 <beagle> how much is tun beer or say coopers in melb ?
39:00 <Kelevra> Prescription or?
39:00 <TheRon> i hope he has a friend
40:00 <TheRon> james
40:00 <beagle> mum went to england, hrm and scotland ... in like 2010
40:00 <DemonsRun> I really need a new pair
40:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: Yeah prescription. 
40:00 <beagle> cost almost 10000 but she lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvved it , went with her english and how melbourne living born friend
40:00 <Kelevra> Oh nice
41:00 <Kelevra> All my brothers sunnies are prescription but I think now he wears contacts
41:00 <TheRon> whats james taylor doing singing about prostitutes to the children
41:00 <TheRon> get out of here james taylor
42:00 <TheRon> south park
42:00 <Kelevra> Yames tahlore
44:00 <TheRon> whats ppl doing for australia day?
44:00 <Kelevra> Cooking
44:00 <Kelevra> You?
44:00 <TheRon> damn
44:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NFp_RpKETA    <----- Getting these ones. LOL @ frames having a youtube vid. 
44:00 <TheRon> beer barbie and cricket maybe a couple of neil diamond numbers
45:00 <Kelevra> I'm making a roast lamb and a Tim tam indulgence cake
45:00 <TheRon> love lamb
45:00 <Kelevra> Lamb loves you
45:00 <beagle> now im heading over to your place, Kelevra 
45:00 <beagle> :))
45:00 <TheRon> i know it does
45:00 <beagle> jokin but man im bit hungry sounds delish
45:00 <Kelevra> Haha
45:00 <beagle> im sheep in chinese starsign
46:00 <Pieter> and in every other sign
46:00 <Pieter> =)
46:00 <TheRon> if a kiwi fucks a lamb is that considered pedophelia??
46:00 <Kelevra> Naw
46:00 <Pieter> err
46:00 <beagle> oddly lot of my friends are dragon but i match well with dog, father is dog so is sister its true actually they are good friends and also family of course hrmm i dont match well with rooster lol it actually seems to be true about that stuff
46:00 <Kelevra> Beastiality still
46:00 <johninj4> tim tam cake!
46:00 <beagle> LOL
46:00 <Kelevra> Indulgence cake!
47:00 <Kelevra> I blame looking up taste.com and putting in Australia day recipes
47:00 <Kelevra> Stoopid interwebs
48:00 <Skirmish> There was a picture somewhere I think it was linked here last weekend .... it was a COW, stuffed with a PIG, stuffed with a LAMB. 
48:00 <Kelevra> Omg
48:00 <Skirmish> I like meat ... not sure how they would go though. 
48:00 <Kelevra> Its like a beef, bacon, LA,b burger
48:00 <Kelevra> Lamb
48:00 <Kelevra> But bunless
49:00 <Kelevra> Fkn winner
49:00 <Kelevra> I'm single cause I ate my last bf
49:00 <beagle> u guys are going to make me extremly hungry i hope mike gives me lift to takeaway shop or something !!!
50:00 <beagle> i eat on cam on that paltalk thing all time lol
50:00 <beagle> sometimes theyre impressed
50:00 <beagle> cause i cook when im blind drunk
50:00 <beagle> i kinda decided cook when had maybe 1 or 2 so ill stick with that
50:00 <Student> attention attention , listen all the IRcers, Kelevra is having lamb 
50:00 <beagle> they told me best way to do it , eat, then drink.
50:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't drink and cook
50:00 <beagle> i do lol its fun
50:00 <Student> i thought bassbabe85 was a lot better and cleverer than Kelevra
50:00 <Kelevra> It'd be the burns unit for me
50:00 <beagle> trips me and everyone out
51:00 <Kelevra> Student: one in the same
51:00 <Kelevra> ..
51:00 <beagle> can be risky Kelevra , i almost burnt my house down ill aaaaaaaaaavoid making mistakes like that !
51:00 <Student> what one in the same? talk in english 
51:00 <Student> ;)
51:00 <Kelevra> I usually burn my palms or wrists
51:00 <Kelevra> One in the same means the same thing
51:00 <Kelevra> Fkn Christ..
51:00 <Kelevra> Fobs.
51:00 <Student> ofcourse not you idiot
52:00 <Kelevra> Ergh why do I bother
52:00 <Student> bass babe 85  was a really good fuck , Kelevra is just a lame tard
52:00 <Student> duh you :P
52:00 <Student> ha ha 
52:00 <Student> yes exactly my point , you are too tired for that 
52:00 <johninj4> Student is a good fuck
52:00 <johninj4> the local camels love him
52:00 <Student> ofcourse i am , go daddy :P
53:00 <Student> i do not do camels
53:00 <Student> idiot 
53:00 <johninj4> they do you?
53:00 <Student> retard
53:00 <Kelevra> I'd never screw you, I'd rather cut my flaps off and dip the remaining parts of my ladyhood in vinegar
53:00 <johninj4> is it true camels fuck backwards Student?
54:00 <Student> i dirve crown 
54:00 <johninj4> like the male camels penis goes backwards?
54:00 <Student> it does gives a little bit of smoke from the back 
54:00 <Student> if that is what you are asking for 
54:00 <johninj4> crowns are a good solid car
54:00 <Student> i never breeded camels, you must know better about them johninj4 , daddy ;P
54:00 <johninj4> get you from a to b if you are lucky
54:00 <Student> yes i have got a Royal saloon 
55:00 <johninj4> do you do laps around the bazaar?
56:00 <Student> not required really 
56:00 <Student> i prefer in private 
56:00 <Student> do not like public show :P
56:00 <johninj4> like an aranged marriage?
56:00 <Student> ofcourse i am not get paid for public show
56:00 <Kelevra> ..
56:00 <Student> yes, arranged, both parties in agreement, i do not do rape ;P{
57:00 <Student> Understanding First Baby ;)
57:00 <johninj4> i'm sure you drive them wild
58:00 <Student> normally they sleep afterwards, wrapping something over them , 
58:00 <Student> and i go to attend some work 
59:00 <johninj4> it seems like such a good life over there
59:00 <Student> they feed me food and go driving ;)
59:00 <Kelevra> Romantic
59:00 <johninj4> like it was here in the 1920s
59:00 <Student> life is so super class in here
59:00 <Student> no taxes, no any thing 
59:00 <Student> just have to boss around , be a man and every thing is ready to serve for their eternity 
00:00 <johninj4> you sound like a real catch
00:00 <johninj4> what kind of grease do you put in your hair?
00:00 <Student> the real state is doing pretty good in here from 5% to 8% annualy 
00:00 <TheRon> does your dad own a brewery?
00:00 <Student> he did own a factory 
01:00 <Student> i do not do grease 
01:00 <johninj4> just natural then, nice
01:00 <Student> nor do i beleive in KY Jelly 
01:00 <Student> using KY jelly , seem a insult to man hood 
01:00 <TheRon> she uses vasoline
01:00 <Student> you can't even have NAtural Juices? oh come on 
02:00 <johninj4> lmao
02:00 <Student> i am feeling so sorry for you TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> why?
02:00 <Student> she using vaseline? what the fuck man?
02:00 <Student> insulting 
02:00 <TheRon> you've never heard the flaming lips song?
03:00 <johninj4> what if she runs out before you are finished?
03:00 <Student> that song can go to hell , i am not a very big song listner that you name a song and i know what it is all about , ofcourse i am not homie, i have stuff to do ;P
03:00 <johninj4> like go on irc 
03:00 <Student> lol she normally runs out before i finish , and i go to take a bath and to do some stuff 
04:00 <johninj4> so you finish yourself off in the shower?
04:00 <Student> cyber is just plain shit , no heat ;P
04:00 <johninj4> you really are a gentleman
04:00 <Kelevra> I'd love to have an imagination like that
04:00 <Student> i clean myself in shower, clean my penis and body 
04:00 <Student> and if i feel ike urinating, i urinate and then take the shower 
05:00 <Kelevra> I piss in the shower
05:00 <Kelevra> Feels awesome
05:00 <Doodle> i piss in Kelevra's shower too
05:00 <TheRon> and i guess that's why they call it the blues, time on my hands could be time spent with you
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> Twins!
05:00 <Doodle> ^_^
05:00 <Student> we have an attached commode for the piss, i do it there, not during the bath 
06:00 <TheRon> i call me and my bro twins
06:00 <Kelevra> Posh
06:00 <TheRon> arnie and devito style
06:00 <TheRon> i'm devito
06:00 <johninj4> oldschool outhouse style
06:00 <johninj4> i like it
07:00 <johninj4> pissing in the bath isn't the same as the shower
07:00 <johninj4> so its good you go before
07:00 <TheRon> it's all pipes whats the difference?
07:00 <johninj4> nobody really likes people that smell of urine
07:00 <johninj4> just ask piet
08:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - street fighting man
09:00 <johninj4> do you know the newcastle song TheRon?
09:00 <johninj4> never let a chance go by
09:00 <TheRon> no
09:00 <Kelevra> I peed on my sisters spew, its water saving
09:00 <johninj4> ahh man you would like it
10:00 <johninj4> it's like composting
10:00 <beagle> pmsl kel
10:00 <StrykerX> :>
10:00 <StrykerX> <:
10:00 <Student> i see it is a water wastage 
10:00 <Kelevra> Hai StrykerX 
10:00 <StrykerX> Ohai
11:00 <Doodle> S:
11:00 <Kelevra> If I didn't have a kid I'd have probably pissed in the underground carpark of my building and been evicted
11:00 <Kelevra> Sad but true
11:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZSSYqHYjxY 
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Hudson - The Newcastle song (Sep 3, 2008) 3:07 - Category: Music - 100,383 views - 200 likes (96.6%), 7 dislikes (3.4%)
11:00 <Doodle> olawd
11:00 <johninj4> haha
12:00 <StrykerX> I don't doubt that Kelevra
12:00 <Kelevra> Or they'd just watch and admire me on cam
12:00 <StrykerX> At all.
12:00 <Kelevra> 'She didn't even pee in her shoes'
12:00 <Kelevra> Haha
12:00 <johninj4> yeah i don't either lol
12:00 <johninj4> the carpark smells of piss anyway
12:00 <Kelevra> These days I'd totally pee in my shoes
13:00 <johninj4> wouldn't be so bad if you had no socks
13:00 <Kelevra> Ppl were dealing or something down there the other week
13:00 <Kelevra> One dude was in one of those fat/old ppl mobiles
13:00 <johninj4> yeh there is a lot of suspicious activity down there
13:00 <Kelevra> He wasn't even old or fat
13:00 <johninj4> usually involving that wierd olf guy with long grey hair
14:00 <Kelevra> He's still there and very suss
14:00 <johninj4> yep..
14:00 <TheRon> beer
14:00 <StrykerX> OMG
14:00 <StrykerX> I'd KILL for a beer
14:00 <StrykerX> :(
14:00 <johninj4> i'm getting tanked
14:00 <StrykerX> Lucky prick
14:00 <Kelevra> He was on my level again and pulled the 'Aww look at how much she's grown' shit, I said yeah well she's a kid, that happens and stormed off
14:00 <johninj4> why none for you?
15:00 <johninj4> haha
15:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstacy and alcohol
15:00 <johninj4> the sailor or that guy?
15:00 <johninj4> i think he lives on your level
15:00 <Kelevra> Everyone's moved and I blame him
15:00 <johninj4> he's always there
15:00 <johninj4> was standing around with a garbage bag in the halway for some reason
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I think He's shagging the old bird on the other side of the lift
16:00 <StrykerX> Povo
16:00 <StrykerX> -.-
16:00 <johninj4> just seems really high and forgets what he is doing
16:00 <Kelevra> Africans are gone, the hipsters
16:00 <johninj4> "ohh fuck yeah i was taking the garbage out"
16:00 <Kelevra> Islanders were sussing out a place, dunno if they moved in
17:00 <Kelevra> There was like six of them
17:00 <johninj4> oh geeze
17:00 <StrykerX> 1br unit?
17:00 <johninj4> thats the thing
17:00 <Kelevra> Two
17:00 <johninj4> yyou don't know who is going to move in
17:00 <johninj4> better the devil you know
17:00 <StrykerX> 2? Too big.
17:00 <johninj4> nah angelina needs a room
17:00 <Kelevra> But like I couldn't imagine more then 3 living comfortable in an apartment like mine
18:00 <StrykerX> I mean too big for the 6 islanders
18:00 <StrykerX> loll
18:00 <johninj4> ohh yeh, well all the africans fitted in there somehow
18:00 <Kelevra> The chicks were bigger then the ,males
18:00 <StrykerX> Sounds normal
18:00 <johninj4> there seemed to be six of them
18:00 <Kelevra> Ali boom bah yeah
19:00 <TheRon> i can tell you  that my love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone
19:00 <Kelevra> I miss the old african
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Game feat. 2Chainz & Rick Ross - Ali Bomaye.mp3 (12.37MB 128kbps Stereo 13:30)
19:00 <johninj4> they were nice
19:00 <johninj4> i would talk to them if i see them walkign down the street etc
19:00 <johninj4> better than most white folks
20:00 <Pieter> this is fun aint it
20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah the old guy was a funny rasta
20:00 <johninj4> ohh that guy
20:00 <johninj4> i don't think he was from that building
20:00 <Kelevra> Big hat and dreds
20:00 <johninj4> he should still be around
21:00 <johninj4> i never got to talk to him
21:00 <johninj4> one day i mistook an african for one of the africans from our building
21:00 <johninj4> said hi and he just looked at me
21:00 <TheRon> kelevra eon abc for kids, ever see that rasta mouse show, it cracks me up everytime
21:00 <johninj4> so i stopped talking to random africans after that
22:00 <johninj4> rastamouse is aws
22:00 <TheRon> first time i saw that i was in tears
23:00 <Kelevra> The guy with the bandaged hands was strange
23:00 <johninj4> yeh he was the scariest one
23:00 <johninj4> wasn't bad once you get to know him though
23:00 <Kelevra> But oneday he helped me out of the building cause I let him in
23:00 <johninj4> just mistrusts white people i think
23:00 <johninj4> really high 
24:00 <johninj4> and probs a bit dodgy
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm kind of the same, they scare me abit in groups
24:00 <Kelevra> I ran into some African girls on my way up here 
24:00 <Kelevra> Moody bitchy cunts
24:00 <johninj4> the girls seemed pretty dodgy
24:00 <TheRon> just know i'd die to be with you tonight
25:00 <TheRon> barnesy
25:00 <Kelevra> I bet they have really stinky vadges
25:00 <Kelevra> Hehehe
25:00 <johninj4> i like how they would be buzzing at the front door and the guys would go down to the basement to get out
25:00 <Kelevra> My ex complained at a strip bar cause he couldn't see a black woman's vagoo
25:00 <Kelevra> Haha
25:00 <johninj4> lol
26:00 <TheRon> it would've been dark
26:00 <johninj4> i have been with one but i couldn't see it either
26:00 <Kelevra> Yeah they were probably bugging them for weed or something
26:00 <johninj4> was dark
26:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
26:00 <Kelevra> 'Got a torch'
26:00 <Kelevra> Haha
26:00 <johninj4> lol
26:00 <TheRon> caving
26:00 <Kelevra> She pulls one out
26:00 <Kelevra> Lol
27:00 <johninj4> lol
27:00 <johninj4> i had to dodge her the rest of the trip
27:00 <Kelevra> Lol Paul just got home and said everyone's tickets were up yesterday on his day back so today is payday
27:00 <Kelevra> Haha
27:00 <johninj4> she didn't look so great when i sobbered up
28:00 <Kelevra> I've had a one night stand like that before
28:00 <Kelevra> He see,end annoying when I was drunk though
28:00 <Kelevra> 'I make iPhone apps, I do stuff, I'm in a band'
28:00 <Kelevra> Seemed*
29:00 <StrykerX> Translates to "I don't work"
29:00 <StrykerX> rofl
29:00 <johninj4> lol 
29:00 <Kelevra> Yeah it turns out he worked in a bottleo
29:00 <johninj4> yeah it had been quite a while for me
29:00 <Kelevra> Thankfully not near me
29:00 <johninj4> had to break the drought
30:00 <TheRon> situation know when, rush for the change of atmosphere
30:00 <johninj4> that would be pretty awks
30:00 <Kelevra> I'm never breaking this drought, not unless I fix the bathtub
30:00 <Kelevra> Bathtub masturbation..
30:00 <johninj4> lol
30:00 <Kelevra> Haha
31:00 <TheRon> hand shower?
31:00 <johninj4> you poor thing
31:00 <Kelevra> Nah its hard to explain
31:00 <Kelevra> Gross/hard to explain
31:00 <Kelevra> Lol
32:00 <Student> the bubble wrap is back 
32:00 <Kelevra> A guy fro, school is going to suss it out 
32:00 <Student> where the hell she was sticking?
32:00 <Kelevra> From*
32:00 <johninj4> yeah i doubt you will be able to repair it
32:00 <johninj4> but hope you can
33:00 <johninj4> just sucks they flat out landed you with it
33:00 <Kelevra> He does bathroom repairs and is married so all is looking good
33:00 <johninj4> because it was dangerous
33:00 <Kelevra> I only saw the email Friday
33:00 <TheRon> would married stop you?
33:00 <johninj4> who the fuck puts a hinge on something that is supposed to mounted
33:00 <Doodle> heheh mounted
34:00 <TheRon> heheheh...mounted
34:00 <Kelevra> She said 'if you've accidentally broken it, you fix it, who did you speak to about it as we've had no reports of damage'
34:00 <johninj4> it was like they had 2 doors and just went, ahh fuck it we'll just whack some glue on it, she'll be right
34:00 <johninj4> gawd
34:00 <johninj4> you should have it in your 'sent' history
35:00 <faux> good eveninf
35:00 <johninj4> heya
35:00 <johninj4> get a screwdriver yet?
35:00 <faux> I found a replacement for a screwdriver finally 
35:00 <faux> HAHA
35:00 <johninj4> what?
35:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <faux> yes just put my fan together 
36:00 <johninj4> what did you go with?
36:00 <faux> You know the bottle top things you put in open wine bottles
36:00 <Kelevra> I called the office when it happened, left a message for her to call me back then emailed her
36:00 <faux> Then you put the metal bit down to secure it
36:00 <johninj4> ahh yeah corckscrews have a lever thing
36:00 <Kelevra> It was a response to the email that was sent
36:00 <faux> Nah its not a corkscrew 
36:00 <johninj4> yeah they must be run off their feet
36:00 <TheRon> faux why do i see two half naked men fan you while you eat grapes??
36:00 <faux> I wish theron
36:00 <johninj4> so they are claiming in the response that you never contacted them
37:00 <johninj4> lol
37:00 <johninj4> dicks
37:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
37:00 <Kelevra> I should've written down the receptionists name though
38:00 <Kelevra> Ahh well you live and learn
38:00 <johninj4> yeh that happened to you a couple of times where they just didn't bother passing on the message
38:00 <StrykerX> Fuck I need a beer
38:00 <StrykerX> Maybe I can borrow money off me sister
38:00 <StrykerX> Brb, investigating this option
38:00 <Kelevra> Eh worst case scenario is I get it fixed
39:00 <johninj4> or do the bolt
39:00 <johninj4> if you know someone who fixes it
39:00 <Kelevra> Pretty embarrassing a guy I haven't seen in over ten years is sussing it out
39:00 <johninj4> then you should be able to get it cheap enough
39:00 <TheRon> paul young - everytime you go away
39:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he said he can have a look then fix it and I can pay him off
39:00 <johninj4> then you can use the old bathtub as a boat or something
40:00 <johninj4> or put it on the balcony for angel
40:00 <Kelevra> Haha
40:00 <StrykerX> Just wear a low cut top
40:00 <StrykerX> Instant discount
40:00 <johninj4> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> His older brother was a really close mate of mine so it should all be good
41:00 <Kelevra> He's the first person I ever saw coke o cola come out of their nose
42:00 <johninj4> haha burn baby burn
42:00 <Kelevra> It is something I'll carry around for a lifetime
42:00 <Kelevra> Haha
42:00 <TheRon> my funeral song
42:00 <johninj4> yeh i have done that with scotch and coke
42:00 <johninj4> all over the keyboard
42:00 <johninj4> i forget who made me laugh
42:00 <johninj4> but they are a cunt
42:00 <Kelevra> I vomitted port out of my nose
43:00 <TheRon> just now?
43:00 <johninj4> it was probably Doodle
43:00 <johninj4> he's a funny prick
43:00 <Kelevra> Nah
44:00 <TheRon> travis - slide
44:00 <johninj4> yeh i remember once i thought it was blood
49:00 <TheRon> in the midnight hour she cried more more more, with a rebel yell she cried more more more
49:00 <Kelevra> Yeah mine looked like blood
49:00 <Kelevra> Like cocaine gone wrong
49:00 <TheRon> never had cocoaine
50:00 <Kelevra> Its over rated
50:00 <TheRon> id rather have a beer
51:00 <Kelevra> Same
51:00 <Kelevra> Although I think the next time I drink I'll try what Skirmish and emuls suggested
52:00 <TheRon> they didn't say go fuck yourself did they?
52:00 <Kelevra> Naw
52:00 <TheRon> thank christ
52:00 <Kelevra> Browns brothers moscato
52:00 <Kelevra> It sounds interesting
52:00 <TheRon> sounds greek and i don't trust it
53:00 <Kelevra> Everything Greek I've had has been nice
53:00 <johninj4> lol
53:00 <Doodle> keke
54:00 <Doodle> anal?
54:00 <TheRon> "everything"?
54:00 <StrykerX> $5 moscato
54:00 <StrykerX> (Y)
54:00 <Kelevra> Yeah the anal wasn't bad, I had a sweaty crack, it was deemed to be
54:00 <Kelevra> StrykerX: I've never had it
55:00 <Kelevra> Dodoni is fricken nice cheese
55:00 <StrykerX> I've got $5
55:00 <StrykerX> Might hit the bottlo
56:00 <Kelevra> I have about $11.65
56:00 <Kelevra> Richhhh
56:00 <johninj4> i have lots of money but nowhere to spend it
56:00 <johninj4> go me
57:00 <Kelevra> Although when I get home I can make an easy $100
57:00 <Kelevra> johninj4: when you get into Brisbane just do what I'd do
57:00 <Kelevra> Hj that shit
57:00 <Kelevra> Rodeoooooooos
57:00 <johninj4> lol
58:00 <beagle> cookin coles frozen lasagne
58:00 <beagle> dunno how this gonna go but yeah pretty hungry
58:00 <Kelevra> I got two the other week and gave one to my dad
58:00 <Kelevra> It was like giving him an organ
58:00 <Kelevra> Sah hard
58:00 <johninj4> you should really make lasagne
58:00 <beagle> u play music what do u play ...
58:00 <johninj4> not many make it that nice
59:00 <beagle> hrm i just use these sony speakers im no musician but my brother is 
59:00 <Acan> hello
59:00 <beagle> stays on that paltalk playing few hours n then for months people do same
59:00 <Kelevra> I'm having lasagna tonight, made the sauce a tinyyyyy bit spicy
59:00 <Kelevra> Stole pranoms special chili
59:00 <johninj4> cool
59:00 <johninj4> i know your tiny bit spicy lol
00:00 <Kelevra> Nah it truly is just a bit but by special chili I mean its fucking hot
00:00 <johninj4> oh god the thai special chili
00:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
00:00 <johninj4> i can imagine
00:00 <Kelevra> Haha
00:00 <beagle> coles lasagne smells good 
00:00 <beagle> hope tastes even better 
00:00 <Kelevra> And it burn burns burns like a ring of fire
00:00 <TheRon> so beat it just beat it
01:00 <johninj4> the hottest i ever had was when dad made a double curry butter chicken 
01:00 <johninj4> i was so hungry that night too
01:00 <johninj4> fucking couldn't taste anything but fire
01:00 <ooomp> MJ said so too TheRon
01:00 <ooomp> That makes all the difference
01:00 <TheRon> mj's beat it had a whole other meaning
02:00 <ooomp> Pubescent boys?
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:00 <Acan> hello
03:00 <Kelevra> Its good when you lose all sensation in your mouth
03:00 <Kelevra> Gives room to cop a load
03:00 <johninj4> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> 'The good wife'
03:00 <Kelevra> Haha
03:00 <johninj4> it burns coming back out too
03:00 <johninj4> thats the worst part
03:00 <TheRon> your child is in bed right?
04:00 <Kelevra> Nah she's playing with her tablet
04:00 <johninj4> wow she plays games now?
04:00 <TheRon> wouldn't want her to see the filth
04:00 <johninj4> or just carrys it around and uses it to beat things
04:00 <Kelevra> All I can hear is nonsensical things like
04:00 <Kelevra> 'Let's play jellyfish'
04:00 <johninj4> thats pretty cool
05:00 <Kelevra> Its a leap pad thing, it has violet on it
05:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love...
05:00 <johninj4> hopefully she doesn't pick up that faggy english accent
05:00 <Kelevra> I bloody hope not
06:00 <beagle> ok no body try to eat lasagne with a spoon
06:00 <Kelevra> Anthony's niece has an american accent
06:00 <johninj4> yeah nickleodeon
06:00 <TheRon> josh thomas has that weird accent
06:00 <Mody> josh thomas is a faggot
07:00 <Kelevra> She can say a few things like 'out' and 'no' and she says other things when she wants something
07:00 <johninj4> south australian accents are pretty bad
07:00 <beagle> some pom kid bella went into gay room to talk me im like what u doing here , shes like what YOU doing here ... i dont dont go in there much if at all. 
07:00 <johninj4> hi beagle
07:00 <TheRon> christopher pyne accent
07:00 <Kelevra> She spoke to siri on Paul's phone and called Paul's daughter lol
07:00 <johninj4> lol
07:00 <johninj4> she can send texts 
07:00 <johninj4> thats pretty cool
07:00 <johninj4> i just thought you were really drunk
08:00 <johninj4> evening doc
08:00 <doctor> evening johninj4
09:00 <beagle> i was really thunk the other day
09:00 <Acan> hello
09:00 <Kelevra> Nah she sent Alfred or something to you
09:00 <johninj4> i don't doubt that
09:00 <TheRon> freedom isnt free, it costs folks like you and me
09:00 <johninj4> yeah 'alfred lol
10:00 <johninj4> i was liek eh not the worst name in the world
12:00 <Acan> can nebody hear me
13:00 <johninj4> hi Acan
13:00 <johninj4> sorry
13:00 <Acan> hi
13:00 <johninj4> yehs you are coming through loud and clear over
13:00 <johninj4> 10-4
13:00 <TheRon> i'm comfortably numb
13:00 <Acan> ok
13:00 <johninj4> yeh i'm getting shitfaced
13:00 <johninj4> reckon i'll be lucky to make dinner
14:00 <Acan> whats 4 dinner?
14:00 <johninj4> curry
14:00 <Kelevra> I knew a fat moari alfred
14:00 <johninj4> alfie langer was a pretty decent footy player
15:00 <Kelevra> Ride one of the sausage dogs to your parents place if you're having dinner there
15:00 <TheRon> tony lockett was better
15:00 <johninj4> lol
15:00 <johninj4> i would crush them
15:00 <Kelevra> Anyone would lol
15:00 <johninj4> true
15:00 <johninj4> they aren't even the big ones
15:00 <johninj4> cute little buggers
16:00 <johninj4> i like to take them in the boat
16:00 <johninj4> only one likes it though
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
16:00 <johninj4> he woin't get out, the other one won't get in
16:00 <Acan> lol
16:00 <Acan> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10273707_10153092867564665_1736326591859666000_n.jpg?oh=b830707ea393798290d596b589410455&oe=5525039D&__gda__=1432149730_0d8404ceb62726535b92927e0eb73f47
17:00 <Kelevra> Fkn what is it with kids wanting to be close to ppl when its hot
17:00 <Kelevra> Affectionate little bastards
17:00 <TheRon> it's these blurred lines
18:00 <johninj4> haha
18:00 <Mody> young kids
18:00 <Pieter> im addicted to the mini mnm yogo mix
18:00 <Pieter> I need to find litres of it
18:00 <Kelevra> She has the dust pan and broom to hug..
18:00 <Pieter> and kgs of mini mnms
18:00 <Pieter> where is the mnm factory ?
18:00 <johninj4> i can't pay piet out because he has me on ignore
18:00 <johninj4> sucks
19:00 <johninj4> not sure what to do with my life now
19:00 <Kelevra> He does have a point though yogo and anything chunky chocolate in them does do wonders
19:00 <Mody> yogo sex
19:00 <Mody> Pieter johninj4 is abusing you
19:00 <Pieter> mzyoyo sex
20:00 <Pieter> thats ok , let him go for it i cant see it
20:00 <johninj4> i want one of those frozen yoghurt bars
20:00 <johninj4> but i would get so fat
20:00 <Kelevra> He never puts anyone on ignore
20:00 <Kelevra> He just pretends
20:00 <Kelevra> Break your belt
20:00 <beagle> i get the lemonade out of the fridge n its like extremely pumped i throw it in bin i hope theres no problem i didnt like idea opening it frst
20:00 <TheRon> sister madly waking up the dead
21:00 <Pieter> now throw a mentos in it
21:00 <johninj4> it will calm down beagle
21:00 <johninj4> it's just having a momment
21:00 <beagle> strong plastic lol i hope so
22:00 <johninj4> i lost about 15kg hiking in gippsland
22:00 <johninj4> but i'm putting it back on lol
22:00 <johninj4> fuck that was a treck
23:00 <bee_girl> hey johninj4
23:00 <johninj4> hey bee_girl
23:00 <johninj4> have a good day?
23:00 <bee_girl> yup
24:00 <johninj4> nice
24:00 <bee_girl> and u?
24:00 <TheRon> the blonde on the kfc ad has nice norgs
24:00 <johninj4> yeh pretty good, just did some cleaning
25:00 <johninj4> dumped a whole bunch of old paperwork
25:00 <johninj4> felt liberating
25:00 <johninj4> when i had my opal mining lease they would send me about 4 inches of papers a year
26:00 <johninj4> like i was BHP
26:00 <Pieter> i got given lil orange juices ya get in hospital today , 48 lil cups of orange juice
26:00 <Pieter> BAR FRIDGE NEEDED
27:00 <TheRon> tap king needed
28:00 <Pieter> LOOK NO HANDS
29:00 <bee_girl> lol johninja
29:00 <bee_girl> culling is always liberating
30:00 <johninj4> i'm thinking about lighing a fire with it for added effect
34:00 <faux> Fighting fire with fiiiire
34:00 <Acan> jesus christ
34:00 <faux> Burning down the house
34:00 <johninj4> lol
35:00 <johninj4> i swear everyone has a little bit of pyro in them
36:00 <Kelevra> It'd explain why I have so many candle holders
36:00 <Kelevra> Its beyond a joke
36:00 <beagle> hehe
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and what's wrong with a bit of pyro?
36:00 <beagle> used to sleep with gf left the candle on woke up put it out before house went down ! 
37:00 <faux> phew
37:00 <faux>  battery was on 1%
37:00 <beagle> yikes dont suggest u .... fuck with fire and that oil fire i had other day tryin make chips its way u do it .... not what u do ....
37:00 <Pieter> woot vanilla sky
37:00 <beagle> was just saying to myself phones are getting as fast as old laptops.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a house fire due to a candle ... whole place went up ... and the fire brigade suggested we did it on purpose
37:00 <johninj4> yeah you do have an extreme ammount of candleholders haha
37:00 <beagle> oldish
37:00 <Kelevra> Way too many
37:00 <beagle> ok hrmmm guessing here .... 150 of em ?
37:00 <johninj4> i just like burning shit, great way to let go
38:00 <Kelevra> But I did live in am old house
38:00 <slinky_J> O_o
38:00 <Kelevra> An*
38:00 <faux> i used to love burning cig wrappers
38:00 <faux> until one day the plastic fell off and burnt my thigh
38:00 <johninj4> haha
38:00 <faux> and i was like oh ok
38:00 <faux> no.
38:00 <beagle> fire hazards suck my cousin died leaving smoke ... cigarette lit dropped on floor next to his bed
38:00 <johninj4> when my dog died i burnt the couch she used to sleep on
38:00 <johninj4> that really helped
38:00 <faux> :'(
39:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of a viking send off
39:00 <slinky_J> that
39:00 <johninj4> yeah man
39:00 <Bastardly_One> without the river and the dog
39:00 <slinky_J> is weird
39:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/fU7hZ3smj0g
39:00 <Loof> ^
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Love - Permanent Holiday (HiSessions.com Acoustic Live!) (Sep 2, 2013) 10:09 - Category: Music - views - 16,752 likes (98.5%), 261 dislikes (1.5%)
39:00 <faux> suck it
39:00 <faux> ^
39:00 <Loof> would if i could
39:00 <johninj4> are fleetwood mac the best band?
39:00 <johninj4> i think so
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <L|> hi
40:00 <faux> hello
40:00 <L|> :)
40:00 <Ana_Ng> the first album kicks ass
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... Clutch are ... ever
40:00 <Loof> agreed
40:00 <StrykerX> Beer! <3
40:00 <Ana_Ng> before the los angeles shit
40:00 <Loof> clutch rule
40:00 <Mody> yeh Ana_Ng!
41:00 <Ana_Ng> don't get me wrong
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i love lindsey buckingham
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've bootlegs, demos, solo stuff from the singer not released ... all sorts of shit ... Clutch fans are like Greatful Dead fans
41:00 <Ana_Ng> but that's not the same band
41:00 <doctor> fleetwood speaks to the soul
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Lindsay and Stevie came as a package
41:00 <Mody> not the same band at all
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they originally wanted just Stevie
41:00 <johninj4> fat basslines and a great voice
41:00 <Mody> original much better
41:00 <johninj4> it does things to me
41:00 <Mody> not this pop shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she was like, if you want me you have to take him too
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1sQPs3U8k
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lindsey Buckingham - Trouble (1981) (Music Video) 720p (Jan 31, 2013) 3:52 - Category: Music - 258,120 views - 1,306 likes (97.8%), 30 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <Ana_Ng> i think it was the other way around :)
43:00 <StrykerX> L|
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually a good album that comes off IMO
43:00 <StrykerX> How's the music career?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're right Ana ... 
44:00 <L|> StrykerX its a hobby
44:00 <Loof> christopher if you ever make any more "music" i'm going to stab you
44:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
44:00 <Loof> at the csb building
44:00 <L|> lol
44:00 <johninj4> crimes against music
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <StrykerX> As good as Tiesto yet?
44:00 <L|> loof wants more depos
45:00 <Kelevra> Irc the home of wannabie musicians and dj's
45:00 <StrykerX> Yup
45:00 <slinky_J> lololol
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <L|> nah i just do it to make noise
45:00 <slinky_J> and music gurus
45:00 <StrykerX> Kelevra, meet Christopher
45:00 <Loof> so many of them
45:00 <StrykerX> King wannabe
45:00 <StrykerX> Aka, L|
46:00 <johninj4> if you havn't made it by like 25 then you probably should look for another career
46:00 <Loof> like maccas
46:00 <slinky_J> what about Moby
46:00 <Loof> but christopher would put the people off their food
46:00 <Kelevra> If you have a laptop or CD player you're a fkn DJ moite
46:00 <StrykerX> Trainee Janitor at maccas
46:00 <johninj4> lol
46:00 <StrykerX> Interested L|?
46:00 <StrykerX> I can hook you up
46:00 <L|> what
47:00 <L|> nah
47:00 <johninj4> go on mate
47:00 <johninj4> lots of girls go to maccas
47:00 <johninj4> they love a man in uniform
47:00 <StrykerX> You might lose your virginity to the manager
47:00 <StrykerX> Her names Bob.
47:00 <L|> lols
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sorry everyone ... I told him to get a certain VST
47:00 <Bastardly_One> now he thinks he's deadmau5
47:00 <L|> no i dont
47:00 <L|> i hate djs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not a DJ
48:00 <L|> promote drug use
48:00 <slinky_J> deadmau5 is a cry baby
48:00 <johninj4> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> Manager jobs at maccas get paid decent
48:00 <slinky_J> didnt he cancel a concert because he lost his mobile phone
48:00 <johninj4> so much grease
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a music producer ... does more than hit a CD player button
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd get so fat working at maccas
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... slinky_J
48:00 <slinky_J> :P
48:00 <Kelevra> Or fired, for stealing
48:00 <StrykerX> Chris complaining about drug use
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel cannot live with tech
48:00 <StrykerX> rofl
48:00 <johninj4> i reckon you would get sick of it after a while
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he did cancel a gig after losing his phone
48:00 <Bastardly_One> freaked him right out 
49:00 <Kelevra> Nah I worked at red rooster for ages, ate it every shift
49:00 <johninj4> "fuck this maccas i want a salad"
49:00 <johninj4> haha fair enough
49:00 <StrykerX> Maccas do salads..
49:00 <StrykerX> Healthy eating.
49:00 <Kelevra> Stole four chickens at least once a week
49:00 <Kelevra> Plus the toys
49:00 <StrykerX> Deep fried lettuce
49:00 <johninj4> i used to raid the coldroom when i worked as a kitchenhand too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> working at a servo on graveyard shift isn't a bad free feed either
49:00 <johninj4> then i found out half the shit wasn't cooked yet
50:00 <Kelevra> Maccas salads are so yuck
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
50:00 <Kelevra> I love servo sandwiches
50:00 <StrykerX> I used to raid the coolroom when I worked at Domino's
50:00 <StrykerX> Wrote it off as bad stock
50:00 <StrykerX> Free feed
50:00 <StrykerX> Manager4lyf
50:00 <Kelevra> Lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Wedgewood used to make pasties and I loved them and the only place I knew where to get them was the servo I worked
51:00 <StrykerX> Owner got the coolroom checked cause so much stuff was going bad >.>
51:00 <L|> fucken fake weed shit on news non stop
51:00 <Pieter> i get the runs every time i eat servo chicken sandwiches
51:00 <Bastardly_One> graveyard munchies from coming into work stoned
51:00 <L|> 2 ppl died in week from fake weed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd just nuke and eat ... each and every shift
51:00 <Pieter> chicken goes in
51:00 <Pieter> egg comes out
51:00 <L|> one guy had one cone
51:00 <Pieter> bok bgerrk
51:00 <L|> and died
51:00 <slinky_J> drugz r bad mkay
52:00 <Kelevra> I used to like dominos but now I feel its changed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they fucked around with it another way 
52:00 <StrykerX> Pieter has been eating the off sammiches from servos
52:00 <StrykerX> The ones in the dumpster
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you feel it's changed?
52:00 <johninj4> its pretty cool, everyone is all up in arms going "why don't we just legalise real weed"
52:00 <StrykerX> Wonders why he had diahhrea.
52:00 <johninj4> yes why don't you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that had synth weird here ... one tiny cone ... and they were mentally fucked up for days
52:00 <Ana_Ng> they had a huge marketing effort to let you know they changed
52:00 <StrykerX> After working at Domino's, I won't eat it unless EXTREMELY drunk
53:00 <Kelevra> '
53:00 <Ana_Ng> is domino's a franchise
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana, not over here they didn't ... the marketing I mean 
53:00 <L|> yeah
53:00 <StrykerX> I've seen the quality of their products
53:00 <L|> dominos sucks
53:00 <StrykerX> Yes, Domino's is franchised
53:00 <johninj4> '
53:00 <Ana_Ng> oh right well
53:00 <Ana_Ng> over here it changed and got a lot better
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an American company like McDs
53:00 <StrykerX> Of a 6cm piece of hm, 3-4cm was that fatty jelly stuff.
53:00 <slinky_J> do they not make pizza nemore?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... I dunno ... I don't like pizza
54:00 <johninj4> wow
54:00 <Ana_Ng> why are you telling me it's an american company
54:00 <johninj4> i have never heard anyone say that before
54:00 <L|> fried
54:00 <slinky_J> i cant believe subway brought out the vietnamese sub
54:00 <StrykerX> They did?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they did?
54:00 <slinky_J> sah gay
54:00 <StrykerX> I haven't been there a while.
54:00 <slinky_J> its shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so, a salad roll on a hard roll?
55:00 <slinky_J> its pork with viet style sauce carrot and corriander
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
55:00 <johninj4> coriander is a terrible herb
55:00 <johninj4> why even...
55:00 <Bastardly_One> go to an asian bakery in that case
55:00 <StrykerX> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit there for $3
55:00 <slinky_J> yea but proper viet roll is choice
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just an asian bakery salad roll with pork
55:00 <StrykerX> Dynamo is on TV atm
56:00 <StrykerX> How that guy pulls that shit off is beyond me
56:00 <slinky_J> Dynamo can suck my chode
56:00 <johninj4> if i wanted my whole meal to taste like ass i would just eat ass
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Dynamo is such a Criss Angel ripoff
56:00 <slinky_J> Chris Angel is a slag
56:00 <johninj4> fuck you coriander
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alisid Hustle 2015 (J) 3:06 - Category: Music - 301+ views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <L|> 301+
56:00 <L|> doesnt know how many plays its got
56:00 <StrykerX> 301+?
56:00 <L|> lols
56:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 301 views is YTs number when nothing is looked at
57:00 <johninj4> views views
57:00 <Bastardly_One> look at movie links for instance ... that don't go anywhere ... 301
57:00 <johninj4> it's 3D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> all the time it's 301
57:00 <StrykerX> So Chris's work in a couple of weeks
57:00 <L|> wtf
58:00 <StrykerX> 301+ is your views
58:00 <L|> no
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, it's YTs number for when it has no fucking idea
58:00 <johninj4> it's ok chris, nobody appreciated van gogh until he died either
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or no views AT all 
59:00 <johninj4> i think there is a message there
59:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <StrykerX> Your views might move up to 302+ Christopher
59:00 <slinky_J> oer i dld sin city 2
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even Chris said that about YT though . 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:56] <L|> 301+
59:00 <Bastardly_One> [19:57] <L|> doesnt know how many plays its got
59:00 <StrykerX> Yup
00:00 <StrykerX> I have an urge to play Simcity
00:00 <StrykerX> :/
00:00 <StrykerX> God knows where the disc is though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they're made it into a phone app now
00:00 <slinky_J> i dunno what to play now i finished farcry 4
00:00 <StrykerX> Simcity 2000
00:00 <StrykerX> Win98 <3
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing the reboot of The Last of Us
01:00 <slinky_J> havent played that
01:00 <slinky_J> remastered
01:00 <StrykerX> Actually, I don't think it'd work
01:00 <StrykerX> Windows 8.1
01:00 <L|> windows 8 ;p
01:00 <L|> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yah tLoU Remastered
01:00 <slinky_J> where do i find clipboard on win 8.1?
01:00 <L|> fuck that shit
02:00 <johninj4> just do the whole play as previous windows thing
02:00 <johninj4> in properties
02:00 <StrykerX> No idea slinky_J
02:00 <slinky_J> ye same
02:00 <StrykerX> johninj4, it's tempting to try
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I find one tiny part of the reboot annoying but would be hard to fix
02:00 <StrykerX> Worst it'll do is crash
02:00 <slinky_J> coz i needa find clipboard so i can copy this code for some program
02:00 <StrykerX> Which is a cunt to recover in Windows 8
02:00 <johninj4> yeh
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <johninj4> i don't know much about 8
02:00 <johninj4> most old games still work in 7
02:00 <L|> lol clipboard
02:00 <johninj4> all i have tried
02:00 <StrykerX> I had a dodgy HDD plugged in.. Instead of erroring as "Unreadable"
02:00 <L|> use notepad
02:00 <slinky_J> ye clipboard
02:00 <StrykerX> The whole OS crashed
02:00 <StrykerX> :/
03:00 <johninj4> yeah i got a bluescreen today too
03:00 <johninj4> was scary man
03:00 <StrykerX> It's fucking useless.
03:00 <slinky_J> i gotta get sum games
03:00 <johninj4> i was just in the process of backing up my data
03:00 <johninj4> had to lol
03:00 <StrykerX> Prolly gonna go back to 7
03:00 <StrykerX> 7 shits all over 8/8.1
03:00 <johninj4> yeh my dad got an 8 laptop
03:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX, chris using another nick again today?
03:00 <johninj4> i couldn't figure it out
03:00 <johninj4> apparently the latest update fixed it a bit
03:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, yes. L|
03:00 <TokenDaRing> ahhh
03:00 <TokenDaRing> hi L|
03:00 <StrykerX> johninj4, I've given up with it.
04:00 <StrykerX> I actually use my desktop less now.
04:00 <StrykerX> Cause of 8.1
04:00 <johninj4> i'm not in a rush to upgrade to 8 at all lol
04:00 <slinky_J> i like 8.1 :D
04:00 <StrykerX> I'm waiting for 10 to come out as a release
04:00 <StrykerX> Instead of Preview
04:00 <TokenDaRing> hey guys, check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pickle Surprise (Jun 8, 2007) 1:26 - Category: Comedy - 2,376,918 views - 10,544 likes (91.3%), 1,000 dislikes (8.7%)
05:00 <StrykerX> I've heard alot of good about it
05:00 <johninj4> its just the 8 interface for me, so much fuckaround to get it to do what you want it to do
05:00 <johninj4> why break it
05:00 <johninj4> stupid touchscreens
06:00 <StrykerX> "Oh you want to open Chrome? Go to Menu > Apps > Anal > Menulist > Chrome > Chrome latest > Chroms.exe
06:00 <johninj4> lol
06:00 <johninj4> yep
06:00 <StrykerX> Does my head in
06:00 <StrykerX> 8.1 isn't as bad. At least you can get some semi decent menu
06:00 <Nikky`> Our IT upgraded our systems to windows 8 - we all hate it
06:00 <johninj4> yeh it seemed 8.1 kinda kixed what they broke in the first place
06:00 <couleurs> agreed.
07:00 <StrykerX> Apparently Windows 10 is going back to a Windows 7 style interface
07:00 <StrykerX> :/
07:00 <StrykerX> WHATS THE POINT?!
07:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
07:00 <johninj4> aws
07:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pickle Surprise (Jun 8, 2007) 1:26 - Category: Comedy - 2,376,918 views - 10,544 likes (91.3%), 1,000 dislikes (8.7%)
07:00 <Pieter> lets make babies
07:00 <StrykerX> Oki
07:00 <Pieter> no talking!
07:00 <Pieter> =p
07:00 <johninj4> piet would be a great dada
08:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is Pieter fucking retarded?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is Pieter fucking retarded??? Absolutely yes!!!
08:00 <StrykerX> LOL
08:00 <johninj4> hahaha
08:00 <johninj4> told
08:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP <3
08:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahha fucking rekt
08:00 <StrykerX> I remember your link, TokenDaRing
08:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Pieter piss himself in public?
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Pieter piss himself in public??? You wish.!!
09:00 <TokenDaRing> oh so only in private
09:00 <StrykerX> Saw it when I was high back in the day
09:00 <TokenDaRing> good to know
09:00 <Pieter> lame :/
09:00 <StrykerX> He'll rage
09:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is Pieter getting mad?
09:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is Pieter getting mad??? Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.!!
09:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
09:00 <StrykerX> ROFL
10:00 <StrykerX> Service ownage at it's finest.
10:00 <slinky_J> where ta fuk is clipboard
10:00 <TokenDaRing> he's going to beat up chanop now
10:00 <StrykerX> Yup
10:00 <johninj4> he obviously sold ChanOP some baking soda
10:00 <StrykerX> Then his neighbour.
10:00 <StrykerX> For good measure
11:00 <Pieter> just start typing clipboard 
11:00 <slinky_J> typed clipboard cant find it
11:00 <Pieter> theres another tool in it
11:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J type pussy
11:00 <StrykerX> It's prolly renamed
11:00 <TokenDaRing> can you find that?
11:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, he's not looking for Pieter
12:00 <StrykerX> He's looking for his clipboard
12:00 <StrykerX> If I wasn't in such a lazy mood, I'd jump on my desktop and tell you, slinky_J
12:00 <StrykerX> But it's my weekend now.
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <slinky_J> fanx babe
14:00 <slinky_J> i just wish this laptop had bluray playa
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what it's like in Melbourne ... but up here? ... if it's gonna rain just do it already
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the overcast skies trap the slight warmth
15:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, get an external
15:00 <slinky_J> meh its not like it needs it ahah
15:00 <StrykerX> Or just replace it
15:00 <StrykerX> They are only held in by 1 screw
16:00 <Bastardly_One> get a proper console and you can watch them all the time 
16:00 <slinky_J> O_O
16:00 <slinky_J> huh b1?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah lappy hdds are like one screw
16:00 <slinky_J> i watch them on xbone
16:00 <StrykerX> CD/DVD/Bluray drives are only held in with a single screw
16:00 <StrykerX> Usually accessible from the bottom
16:00 <slinky_J> i did not know this!
16:00 <StrykerX> Undo it and it slides out.
16:00 <slinky_J> ;D
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the top in Sony's case
17:00 <Bastardly_One> with a dirty big logo on it 
17:00 <StrykerX> ;D
17:00 <slinky_J> reow
17:00 <StrykerX> My turn later bubz
17:00 <slinky_J> kk
17:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did this get in my head?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZir_Taizg
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cliff Richard - We Don't Talk Anymore (1979) (Nov 9, 2008) 4:09 - Category: Music - 5,568,243 views - 15,670 likes (97.4%), 424 dislikes (2.6%)
19:00 <StrykerX> ;)
19:00 <nerdygirl> ;)
19:00 <StrykerX> Why hello there!
20:00 <StrykerX> Also, who was it saying MissSunshine doesn't speak etc?
20:00 <johninj4> lol
20:00 <couleurs> who
20:00 <StrykerX> I got her to speak in PM last night.
20:00 <johninj4> yeah she was in sex
20:00 <couleurs> who's ready 2 FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <johninj4> they usually only talk in pm
21:00 <johninj4> i don't talk to ladies that go in sex
21:00 <johninj4> too easy
21:00 <StrykerX> Never knew she was in there.
22:00 <johninj4> gotta right click
22:00 <johninj4> before you hit
22:00 <StrykerX> People seriously come on here to pickup?
22:00 <StrykerX> I only come here to fuck around
22:00 <johninj4> eh
22:00 <slinky_J> o ye bebe
22:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone in this all star band seems wasted except George himself ... Elton looks fucked
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y1m4s1rbK4
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Harrison & Eric Clapton While My Guitar Gently Weeps Live 1987 (Jul 11, 2014) 5:03 - Category: Howto & Style - 260 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <slinky_J> heaps of ppl hook up from irc
22:00 <Bastardly_One> even Clapton appears on the coke just by his mannerisms
22:00 <slinky_J> lolz
23:00 <johninj4> any other way is too much hard work
23:00 <StrykerX> o0o0ooo
23:00 <johninj4> "you want me to buy you what now?"
23:00 <slinky_J> ahahehehe
23:00 <Pieter> freekin cords 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, a bit later I will ... I've still got some things to do 
23:00 <Pieter> trippin over my usb hub
23:00 <Pieter> AND FU 
23:00 <Pieter> IM NOT playing fifa against you ever again
24:00 <Pieter> i cant win :/
24:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Pieter raging over FIFA?
24:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Pieter raging over FIFA??? Maybe.!!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> play me and you might win
24:00 <johninj4> fifa and life
24:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was fucking disgusting last night
24:00 <johninj4> yeh you were in a sour mood
24:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :) how goes it ?
24:00 <Nikky`> It goes great - you?
24:00 <couleurs> y does nobody want 2 play
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was ... that didn't help at all ... true John
25:00 <crash> yeah not bad ?
25:00 <crash> hard days work :P
25:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, FiFa is srs bzns
25:00 <johninj4> FIFA>Lyfe
25:00 <Nikky`> Hard days work is good for you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I will couleurs ... I need to do some stuff first ... calm down lady
25:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Will Pieter ever escape the gutter?
25:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Will Pieter ever escape the gutter??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
25:00 <doctor> yeah games are too competitive these days
25:00 <StrykerX> Wow.
25:00 <doctor> stressed me out, ruins the fun
25:00 <couleurs> I Hate U Guyz.
25:00 <crash> nah im getting old, bones are sore
25:00 <doctor> :(
25:00 <Doodle> couleurs <3
26:00 <Nikky`> Poor crash
26:00 <crash> need a payrise and miss melbourne
26:00 <Doodle> my bones are sore too
26:00 <Doodle> well one in particular
26:00 <Nikky`> So you might come back crash?
26:00 <crash> Doodle: me too.
27:00 <crash> Nikky`: yeah im coming back, few months
27:00 <Nikky`> Oh my - and I remember you saying you won't come back
27:00 <crash> my job is only temp until they repair all the hail damage from a few months ago
27:00 <slinky_J> tennis tennis cricket manly shows stupid comedies
27:00 <slinky_J> sigh@tv
27:00 <crash> Nikky`: don't confuse me :P
28:00 <crash> weather is a lot better here - in the winter though
28:00 <Nikky`> Its not hard to confuse you crash
29:00 <crash> i try my best and that's all that counts ;)
29:00 <Nikky`> True true
30:00 <crash> are you back at work yet 
30:00 <Nikky`> Nah - next Tues
30:00 <Bastardly_One> WTF? I just got told I look like Elton John's percussionist
30:00 <crash> slacker
31:00 <Nikky`> Nooooooooo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly I went to look on Google and I do :(
31:00 <Nikky`> I won't be having another long break for another year
31:00 <crash> plenty of peace around the office without Nikky` around :P
31:00 <Nikky`> Hell no - they will miss me
32:00 <crash> cannot confirm
32:00 <Nikky`> I can
32:00 <Nikky`> I am loved at work - LOVED I tell you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkhBuNdMgY
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dave Edmunds - "Girl Talk" 1979 (Feb 19, 2011) 3:28 - Category: Music - 385,988 views - 1,288 likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%)
33:00 <crash> ill take your word for
33:00 <Nikky`> ok
33:00 <StrykerX> Thought you quit, Nikky?
34:00 <Nikky`> lol no
34:00 <Nikky`> I was jk
34:00 <Nikky`> I'd never quit my job
34:00 <crash> she quit wordwithfriends after she lost to me
34:00 <Nikky`> haha you never won
34:00 <Nikky`> Any game we played
35:00 <Nikky`> And you quit like a child 
35:00 <Nikky`> :P
35:00 <crash> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> have you played Words on Tour?
35:00 <crash> one side story :P
35:00 <Nikky`> True story tho
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like one player Scrabble ... same guys
35:00 <FredFlinstone> who's pished?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> apart from myself
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <crash> work in 11hrs
36:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> plenty of time
37:00 <crash> nah i call that day pay and the weekend
37:00 <crash> :P
37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh i see how borwingz
37:00 <crash> it can be
38:00 <crash> im trying to act normal - takes some effort
38:00 <johninj4> yeh i'm drunk as fuck 
38:00 <Nikky`> A LOT of effort
38:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone remember this classic?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blrHHRWKygw
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sniff 'n the tears - Driver's seat (full song H.Q.) (Oct 10, 2011) 4:00 - Category: Music - 1,771,864 views - 9,187 likes (98.5%), 137 dislikes (1.5%)
39:00 <crash> i have to go back to melbourne for valentines day
39:00 <crash> expensive root
39:00 <johninj4> lol cute
39:00 <Nikky`> Why?
39:00 <Nikky`> lol
39:00 <johninj4> i prefer to remember valentines day for the st valentines day masacre
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bad time in our family
40:00 <johninj4> indeed
40:00 <crash> i was going to come back down next week and she is like are you coming down for valentines - so bought me some more time
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the matriarch of the family died on Valentines Day
40:00 <johninj4> these people sicken me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and that sort of stuff you should do all the time
41:00 <Nikky`> Its not the crazy ex you escaped from crash?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not just one day of the year
41:00 <crash> nah Nikky` not that one
41:00 <Nikky`> Phew - or we were going to have some words
42:00 <Nikky`> :P
42:00 <crash> this one i have only known for 6 months
42:00 <Nikky`> ok
43:00 <crash> vietnamese
43:00 <StrykerX> Aldi cheese
43:00 <StrykerX> Is AMAZING
43:00 <Kelevra> Valentines day rootage hey
43:00 <Kelevra> How romantic
44:00 <StrykerX> It is.
44:00 <Kelevra> Aldi cheese is alright, I prefer coon sliced cheese
44:00 <crash> she is on her period now, so should hit her just before Kelevra 
44:00 <Kelevra> Love me some coon
44:00 <Bastardly_One> someone remind when I go AFK to buy a writing pad when gone too
44:00 <Kelevra> Haha that's awesome timing
44:00 <slinky_J> i haz mersey valley cheez
44:00 <slinky_J> has pepper init
44:00 <slinky_J> nom anomnom
44:00 <Kelevra> Nimbin cheese is the best
44:00 <Kelevra> Expensive though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the son wants a letter the bastard
45:00 <slinky_J> i luv me some K.I> tripple cream brie
45:00 <Kelevra> You posh bitch Josh
45:00 <Kelevra> :p
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how do I write a letter when he lives with her and knows how crazy she is? that should tell my side of the story right there
45:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmrGrr77ydc 
45:00 <StrykerX> Josh is trying to be upper class
45:00 <slinky_J> yay
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wu-Tang vs. The Beatles - Got your money (Feb 9, 2011) 3:48 - Category: Music - 88,853 views - 483 likes (97.8%), 11 dislikes (2.2%)
45:00 <StrykerX> Yet is on IRC.
45:00 <StrykerX> Ruins it. :P
45:00 <slinky_J> Dead Kings is out for ac5
45:00 <slinky_J> oops
45:00 <slinky_J> wrong window
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes the DLC is out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> came out really quick actually
46:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One: write what you feel or just write a bunch of stuff
46:00 <johninj4> and then he grabbed her feet and i grabbed her head and we dragged her into the backyard
46:00 <johninj4> woops wrong window
46:00 <Kelevra> Dear Son, I love stuff. I fucked yo mumma
46:00 <crash> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, I was being smart ... there's not much to say except she's fucked up 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Kelevra> Haha
46:00 <slinky_J> i wana play AC chronicles china already
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this one will be the most detailed ... know why?
47:00 <johninj4> china would be cool
47:00 <Kelevra> I used to write a lot of letters then my mum said I shouldn't cause what is written and sent can't be unwritten
47:00 <johninj4> china needs more more respect
47:00 <johninj4> has a great history
47:00 <slinky_J> china is side scrollin
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the head bitch's favourite period of history the french revolution
48:00 <Kelevra> I've not banged a Chinese guy
48:00 <slinky_J> Unity is good fun
48:00 <slinky_J> ive finished it but
48:00 <johninj4> me either
48:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for them to fix initiates
48:00 <xm> what about Cambodian or Vietnamese?
48:00 <Kelevra> I should look up Chinese porn as homework
48:00 <slinky_J> AC 6 will be sick
48:00 <slinky_J> set in england :P
48:00 <johninj4> man thats not a bad idea
48:00 <Kelevra> I've fucked a Cambodian
48:00 <slinky_J> looks rad
48:00 <johninj4> i steer clear of asians as a rule
48:00 <johninj4> not racist
48:00 <xm> did you call him Pole Pot?
48:00 <johninj4> i just don't fancy them
48:00 <StrykerX> I've heard nips go off
48:00 <StrykerX> Might have to try it
49:00 <slinky_J> lol xm
49:00 <Kelevra> Nah his name was Cheat
49:00 <slinky_J> actually cant wait for them to fix Unity full stop so ppl stop appearing out of the sky n shit
50:00 <johninj4> i think my dislike of asian girls came from a korean chick spazzing out at me because my laundry wasn't finished
50:00 <Kelevra> Totally forgot about him until now, heard he went to jail
50:00 <johninj4> fiesty little buggers
50:00 <xm> you should have gone up to her and try to insert coins into her eyes
50:00 <slinky_J> y do so many asian girls have grey pussy flaps
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's their skin colour? look at caucasian women 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> some are darker
51:00 <johninj4> yeh some white girls have brown some have pink
51:00 <johninj4> its not a drama
51:00 <couleurs> pics
51:00 <xm> i need a carpet sampler before dating women
52:00 <couleurs> kool
52:00 <Kelevra> I wish my anus was pink
52:00 <slinky_J> its a drama if their lips sag
52:00 <johninj4> i havn't seen my anus in some time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> incidently brown ones look bad on bright white girls
53:00 <xm> yanno what's kool, couleurs 
53:00 <xm> my NAS running torrents!@!!!
53:00 <johninj4> yeh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> get a tan to blend those huge things in!
53:00 <slinky_J> oh man chicks with dark area around their asshole
53:00 <slinky_J> vom
53:00 <johninj4> the translucent white girls are pretty youck
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I don't mind that look ... just make sure you've a good vag to match 
54:00 <couleurs> NICE 1
54:00 <johninj4> its the boob veins that really do it
54:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, hate them too 
54:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend is really into the boob veins
55:00 <slinky_J> think guys r more picky bout chicks bits n tits than girls bout ours?
55:00 <xm> do those boob veins pulsate harder during breast feeding
55:00 <slinky_J> bewb veins aheh
55:00 <slinky_J> big green ones
55:00 <Ana_Ng> you would have to ask a breeder
55:00 <xm> what about body building boobs
55:00 <xm> bbb
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have a thing about huge areola too
55:00 <johninj4> i need to perve on more chicks public breastfeeding
55:00 <xm> anyone here into bbb's?
55:00 <johninj4> i tend to turn my head
55:00 <Pieter> any one tried frozen beef ribs in the packets ?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they are not meant to look like dinner plates
56:00 <johninj4> but hey you whipped that shit out in public
56:00 <johninj4> not my bad
56:00 <xm> johninj4, id ask to take a selfie with them
57:00 <slinky_J> I'd like to see Jessica Albas asshole
57:00 <slinky_J> huhuhu
57:00 <johninj4> lol xm
57:00 <StrykerX> Big areola's are okay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> xm for some reason I want to try that now for a reaction
57:00 <johninj4> oh course they are
57:00 <StrykerX> It's when she has a penis, the issues start forming
57:00 <johninj4> nobody likes chinese boy nipples
57:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv8tX0q5veY
57:00 <slinky_J> just not oval shaped
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Me Myself & Irene Scene Shannon Whirry Breastfeeding Jim Carrey! LOL (Aug 28, 2014) 0:24 - Category: People & Blogs - 350,917 views - 250 likes (80.6%), 60 dislikes (19.4%)
58:00 <slinky_J> n brown
58:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, that too ...
58:00 <Bastardly_One> john, says who?
58:00 <johninj4> lol...
58:00 <StrykerX> ...
58:00 <StrykerX> B1
58:00 <StrykerX> You like chinese boy nippleS?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the hooker I went out with had perfect areola
58:00 <Bastardly_One> about "man size"
58:00 <johninj4> thats not perfect
58:00 <johninj4> sheesh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fo sho StrykerX
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate big ones I said 
59:00 <fawks> Hehehehe he went out with a male Asian hooker
59:00 <StrykerX> B1, is that you, Picard?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ow ouch!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that was low Stryker
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
59:00 <johninj4> if i wanted to lick man nips i would just stay home and lick my own
59:00 <fawks> Pics
59:00 <StrykerX> You said it
59:00 <StrykerX> Twice.
59:00 <johninj4> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I did but there's low ... then there's Picard
00:00 <fawks> And then there's you
00:00 <fawks> Oh thnap
00:00 <StrykerX> lol burn
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ thnap
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking do not lisp you horrible little smurf
01:00 <fawks> thmurf*
01:00 <StrykerX> You have a lisp?
01:00 <StrykerX> LOL!
01:00 <fawks> Yeth yeth he doth
01:00 <Bastardly_One> according to some on Skype one night I do 
01:00 <johninj4> she is such an asshole
01:00 <couleurs> =p
01:00 <johninj4> don't let her know it hurts
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't ... no idea where they got it from 
01:00 <fawks> lollllllllll
01:00 <xm> Bastardly_One do you often get mistaken as a thespian trying to speak old english
01:00 <xm> say thespian for me
02:00 <fawks> LOL
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lesbian
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there
02:00 <fawks> thethpian
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh , that's right you were there too 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> do I have a lips xm?
02:00 <johninj4> i just throw my voice like the RZA
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Iisps too
02:00 <fawks> a lips
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lisp
02:00 <fawks> you got two sets you big mangina
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I asked for that 
02:00 <johninj4> on fire
03:00 <fawks> lol fine I'll play nice
03:00 <fawks> For 3 minutes.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'll freak out if you're nice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> won't know what to do 
04:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, initially i didnt really notice it. but since people keep joking about it it's really imprinted now... it's all i can associate with you 
04:00 <fawks> who's joking
04:00 <fawks> He actually lisps
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I still don't
04:00 <xm> ill have to listen again. i was probably distracted that night as always
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was slurring and pretty self conscious though
04:00 <L|> hey
04:00 <johninj4> http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/islamic-state_wong.jpg?quality=80&w=1100 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I was slur city I know that much
05:00 <johninj4> that guy is really tall
05:00 <StrykerX> Slurring? A lisp is a lisp dude.
05:00 <xm> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking have one alright? *gay temper tantrum*
05:00 <johninj4> lol
05:00 <StrykerX> If I actually cared, I'd skype ya
05:00 <johninj4> glee outakes
06:00 <fawks> Peeing rn
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
06:00 <fawks> Just record yourself on vocaroo
06:00 <xm> even if you do im sure daily tongue exercises licking your own nipples may rectify it
06:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1FAaGvEEd4
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jackie Onassis cover Beyonce 'Drunk In Love' for Like A Version (Mar 27, 2014) 4:49 - Category: Music - 221,672 views - 1,396 likes (91.4%), 131 dislikes (8.6%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Jackie O thinks she can sing?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she can't even speak English ... she screeches
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to think what she sings like
07:00 <johninj4> nancy sinatra could sing ok
07:00 <StrykerX> Coming from the guy with the lisp.. :P
07:00 <bee_girl> its guys b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's a band ... roger that 
07:00 <L|> argh
07:00 <xm> johninj4, i read once that Nancy Sinatra shaped early 80s Australian goth rock
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Nancy Sinatra has done some straight out miserable songs too
08:00 <xm> dontj ask me how
08:00 <johninj4> well there you go
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like Some Velvet Morning with Lee Hazelwood
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is so depressing but so awesome
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCpCrbCAOBo
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood-Some Velvet Morning (May 9, 2008) 3:42 - Category: Music - 165,563 views - 424 likes (98.4%), 7 dislikes (1.6%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to the words of that song 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's depressing as fuck 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome song though
09:00 <doctor> it is a good song
09:00 <johninj4> they put an add on with more than a feeling before it
10:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJMVj04lfyo
10:00 <TokenDaRing> L|
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The City of New Orleans - Willie Nelson (Aug 17, 2007) - Category: Music - 2,449,374 views - 5,653 likes (97.7%), 136 dislikes (2.3%)
10:00 <TokenDaRing> your music is shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> because of that song I've always wanted to name my daughter Phaedra if I ever have one
10:00 <johninj4> gr8 song doc
10:00 <doctor> ya
10:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, he's busy making a track to own Tiesto
11:00 <johninj4> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev7NMv7j6tI 
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: After Laughter (Mar 11, 2010) 3:06 - Category: Music - views - 11,682 likes (98.8%), 139 dislikes (1.2%)
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
13:00 <couleurs> i got peanuts
13:00 <johninj4> boilded and salted?
13:00 <couleurs> unsalted
14:00 <johninj4> hippy
14:00 <couleurs> good 1 u upset BadWolf
14:00 <johninj4> yeh ikr
14:00 <johninj4> i feel bad enough already
15:00 <Pieter> you upset me too
15:00 <couleurs> good !
15:00 <johninj4> piet doesn't have me on ignore afterall
16:00 <johninj4> what a surprisee
16:00 <johninj4> tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
17:00 <johninj4> whats for diner?
17:00 <Christopher> nuffin
18:00 <johninj4> you suck mum
18:00 <johninj4> i'm moving out
18:00 <Christopher> k
18:00 <johninj4> k
18:00 <slinky_J> bacon pancakes making bacon pancakes got some bacon and i put it in my pancake
18:00 <slinky_J> xD 
19:00 <johninj4> that is a winning conbination
19:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWnC9tSA3iA
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fantastic harmony of camera and monitor !! (Dec 7, 2014) - Category: Howto & Style - 246,542 views - 2,727 likes (98.6%), 38 dislikes (1.4%)
20:00 <slinky_J> bacon pancaaaaakkkes
20:00 <johninj4> no foreplayt tonight
20:00 <slinky_J> oer peter ustinov as poirot
21:00 <Picard> joshua
21:00 <slinky_J> yes
21:00 <slinky_J> sup
21:00 <Picard> how are u lad?
21:00 <slinky_J> good good nu?
21:00 <Picard> im ok
21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prBaZzYmQrI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panda Bear - Boys Latin (Official Video) (Dec 14, 2014) 4:43 - Category: Music - 537,185 views - 5,427 likes (97.9%), 115 dislikes (2.1%)
21:00 <couleurs> GR8 TRAK
22:00 <johninj4> the hips don't lie
22:00 <Picard> johninj4
23:00 <FredFlinstone> playing Joe Cockair
23:00 <johninj4> andy
23:00 <FredFlinstone> so sad hes gawn
23:00 <johninj4> how's it going son
23:00 <Picard> crawled out from under your rock
23:00 <Kelevra> Rawl
23:00 <johninj4> i don't need rocks like you rockspider
24:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you old scum
24:00 <Picard> bashed any chics?
24:00 <johninj4> lots
24:00 <Picard> deserted any children?
24:00 <johninj4> such is the way of the world
24:00 <TokenDaRing> he deserted your son, Picard
24:00 <johninj4> how about you old mate?
24:00 <StrykerX> Picard is on a rampage
25:00 <StrykerX> His mrs is fucking the neighbour again
25:00 <johninj4> still a lonely old pedo?
25:00 <beagle> just got the subwoofer its enourmous and heavy , for new stereo
25:00 <Picard> lol StrykerX
25:00 <slinky_J> rampaige
25:00 <johninj4> seems that way
25:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Picard's missus cheating on him?
25:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard's missus cheating on him??? I like to think so.!!
25:00 <slinky_J> rompege
25:00 <slinky_J> pimrage
25:00 <StrykerX> LOL
25:00 <slinky_J> rimrage
25:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP is on fire tonight
25:00 <Kelevra> Ol
25:00 <Kelevra> Lol
27:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Picard pick up young men on IRC?
27:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Picard pick up young men on IRC??? Answer hazy.!!
27:00 <TokenDaRing> so, old men?
27:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
27:00 <johninj4> he is pulling the wool over there eyes
27:00 <TokenDaRing> oh so he kidnaps them
27:00 <TokenDaRing> blindfolds them
27:00 <TokenDaRing> and has his way?
27:00 <StrykerX> `8ball is Picard mad?
27:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard mad??? Answer hazy.!!
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I get it now
27:00 <StrykerX> lol
27:00 <johninj4> mildura is a lonely place man
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess if your wife was the town bike, you'd want some action too
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol
28:00 <Pieter> `8ball does a person ask 8ball things because they have no friends to ask 
28:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does a person ask 8ball things because they have no friends to ask?? Maybe.!!
28:00 <johninj4> of course
28:00 <johninj4> he has a collection of stds
28:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball did Pieter ruin his PS4 in a fit of rage?
28:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: did Pieter ruin his PS4 in a fit of rage??? I like to think so.!!
28:00 <johninj4> not much good if you can't share them
29:00 <johninj4> lol piet got a ps4
29:00 <johninj4> i feel poor now
29:00 <Pieter> that be the rohypnol i placed in your drink
30:00 <TokenDaRing> that's how Pieter gets guys to suck
30:00 <johninj4> are you going to have your way with me?
30:00 <TokenDaRing> slips them a roofie
30:00 <johninj4> fine at least it won't hurt much
30:00 <TokenDaRing> pulls their pants down
30:00 <TokenDaRing> has a good suck
31:00 <slinky_J> woo hoo i live to dl movies
31:00 <johninj4> rhiaaaaaaaaaaaanooooooooooooooooooon
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
35:00 <StrykerX> Pieter drugging victims?
35:00 <StrykerX> That's old news man.
35:00 <StrykerX> He even had to drug Mandy
35:00 <StrykerX> :/
35:00 <johninj4> they only get with him because he offers them drugs though
35:00 <johninj4> its a catch 23
36:00 <StrykerX> Yup
37:00 <johninj4> did you get the follow up pm?
37:00 <johninj4> that was a good effort
38:00 <StrykerX> ?
38:00 <StrykerX> That wasn't me lol
38:00 <johninj4> lol
38:00 <johninj4> nah just pmed me saying how he fucked goats
38:00 <StrykerX> Ah
38:00 <StrykerX> Nup
39:00 <johninj4> surely i don't need to be convinced that piet isn't normal
40:00 <StrykerX> lol
40:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Pieter actually fuck goats?
40:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Pieter actually fuck goats??? I like to think so.!!
40:00 <TokenDaRing> LOL
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <StrykerX> HAHA
40:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP knows all.
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <TokenDaRing> he should make a youtube clip about that
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> `8ball am I awesome?
41:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: am I awesome??? Not bloody likely.!!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh fuck you
41:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
41:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah
41:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP knows all
41:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Am I awesome?!
41:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Am I awesome?!?? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> < / quite rage > 
41:00 <StrykerX> quite?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> `8ball, no really am i awesome?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> QUIT!
42:00 <StrykerX> Ignored
42:00 <StrykerX> Nuff said. :P
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
42:00 <StrykerX> Oh, it's cause of the comma
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate this channel!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> `8ball am i really really awesome?
42:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: am i really really awesome??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
42:00 <slinky_J> woo The Drop is out to dl
43:00 <slinky_J> james gandalfinis last film :(
43:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is Pieter actually as retarded as he acts?
43:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is Pieter actually as retarded as he acts??? Most likely.!!
43:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah
43:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Picard's wife make him watch as she fucks other guys?
43:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Picard's wife make him watch as she fucks other guys??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
43:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
43:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Picard's wife make him watch as she fucks other guys??? I wouldn't know anything about that.!!
43:00 <TokenDaRing> sounds like ChanOP hasn't had an invite
44:00 <Picard> ffs i havnt been here for 15 mins and u obsessed cunts are still talking about me
44:00 <Picard> pathetic
44:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
44:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Does Picard's wife earn more than him on the streets?
44:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Does Picard's wife earn more than him on the streets??? I'm busy.!!
44:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Picard Pieter's father?
44:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard Pieter's father??? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
45:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball is Picard Pieter's father?
45:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard Pieter's father??? I'm busy.!!
45:00 <TokenDaRing> damn you chanop
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <TokenDaRing> give us your wisdom
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard, who's riding your wife tonight?
46:00 <TokenDaRing> does she have handle bars?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> whoever has the most money?
46:00 <Doodle> omg does she have streamers on her handle bars
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a basket
46:00 <Doodle> oh, gay
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even
47:00 <TokenDaRing> she has nipple tassles on her sagging breasts
47:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Does Picard's wife offer streamers for an additional fee?
47:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Does Picard's wife offer streamers for an additional fee??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
47:00 <Doodle> i can just imagine pulling her hair and watching the streamers flit in the breeze
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's off punching a wall
49:00 <StrykerX> Yup
51:00 <TokenDaRing> idle 402 seconds
51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
51:00 <TokenDaRing> he's taking out that anger
52:00 <slinky_J> what teh fuk is this https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/26035713/call-for-muslim-army-in-australia/
52:00 <Skirmish> [21:51] <+Nikky`> eat a dick cunt?    <----------- That's what she thinks of you all. 
52:00 <slinky_J> why arent these people deported :/
53:00 <Nikky`> lol lies
53:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Pieter sell himself to hobos?
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Pieter sell himself to hobos??? You wish.!!
53:00 <TokenDaRing> I do
53:00 <TokenDaRing> I want to film it
53:00 <TokenDaRing> put it on Youtube
53:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Does Pieter suck cock for rock?
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Does Pieter suck cock for rock??? Not bloody likely.!!
53:00 <TokenDaRing> nah, he sucks cock for viagra
53:00 <Mody> `8ball does Picard enjoy young ones
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Picard enjoy young ones?? No.!!
53:00 <Mody> `8ball does Picard enjoy young boys
53:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Picard enjoy young boys?? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
54:00 <Mody> `8ball is blackdevil a pedo?
54:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is blackdevil a pedo??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
54:00 <TokenDaRing> bye Mody
54:00 <Mody> cya
54:00 <Mody> `8ball is Pieter a drug pimp?
54:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Pieter a drug pimp??? I like to think so.!!
00:00 <beagle> got a new usb tp link adaptor just now
00:00 <beagle> 300mbps or something
00:00 <beagle> might work with that ip cam
00:00 <beagle> has have b/g
01:00 <joninj4> wow
01:00 <beagle> yeahhhhhhhhh i think 300 is good must be the wireless n
02:00 <beagle> well also i did this with a gay router lol but with b/g and ip cam u can turn off monitor to sleep n still be seen ... 
05:00 <slinky_J> ye mi goreng 
05:00 <slinky_J> haznt had this brand b4
06:00 <johninj4> nice
06:00 <johninj4> i just had a curry
07:00 <slinky_J> I think I forgot to buy stir fry veg
07:00 <slinky_J> *facepalm*
07:00 <slinky_J> I WANT YOUR CURRY 
07:00 <johninj4> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1383054_10151972571465396_2096492305_n.jpg?oh=408f748c29ebba8c113f29cf5b9e3185&oe=553013CA ]
07:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA savin that
08:00 <slinky_J> kew dld two movies woooo
09:00 <johninj4> bbs
17:00 <Nikky`> Hey frayedknot
17:00 <frayedknot> hey Nikky` 
17:00 <couleurs> SPIDERMAN 2!!!!!!!
18:00 <frayedknot> how's life?
18:00 <frayedknot> hey bee_girl 
19:00 <bee_girl> evening frayedknot
19:00 <Nikky`> wb johninj4
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey BlackDevil
19:00 <Nikky`> oopos
19:00 <Nikky`> bee_girl
19:00 <johninj4> why thankyou
20:00 <Nikky`> I tabbed too early
20:00 <johninj4> pretabbing
20:00 <couleurs> SPIDERMAN 2!!!!!!!
20:00 <Nikky`> story of my life johninj4
20:00 <johninj4> lol
22:00 <Pieter> https://www.facebook.com/topic/Taiwan/103765676329074?source=whrt&position=5&trqid=6106382205224825695
22:00 <johninj4> oldnews
22:00 <Pieter> 2nd video gamers death 
22:00 <Pieter> funny stuff
22:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball does Pieter shit himself?
22:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Pieter shit himself??? Yes.!!
22:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
23:00 <TokenDaRing> hahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> spiderman 2 was fun
28:00 <Pieter> teeeeeech suppooooort
28:00 <Pieter> itss a nightmaaare
28:00 <couleurs> ehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Mody> `8ball is Pieter bisexual
29:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Pieter bisexual?? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
29:00 <johninj4> that is so funny i'm going to sleep
29:00 <johninj4> love you guys
29:00 <Mody> `8ball is johninj4 a creep?
29:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is johninj4 a creep??? No way.!!
29:00 <Mody> `8ball is johninj4 a child mollestor
29:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is johninj4 a child mollestor?? All signs point to yes.!!
29:00 <doctor> the bot is wise
29:00 <doctor> pedophelia is no laughing matter
29:00 <doctor> good evening Pieter
29:00 <xm> `8ball can you tell a lie
29:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: can you tell a lie?? All signs point to yes.!!
29:00 <Pieter> it is too a laughing matter !
29:00 <Mody> good evening Picard
30:00 <doctor> maybe my humour is a bit wet at the moment
30:00 <Pieter> yes!
30:00 <Pieter> it is!
30:00 <doctor> might drown it
31:00 <doctor> no... that would be too easy
32:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
32:00 <doctor> true
32:00 <slinky_J> woo hoo Dead Kings
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
43:00 <TokenDaRing> hi
43:00 <Picard> fuck off idiot
44:00 <TokenDaRing> r u ok?
44:00 <Mody> Picard is everything ok?
44:00 <Mody> `8ball is Picard doing ok?
44:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Picard doing ok??? Absolutely yes!!!
44:00 <TokenDaRing> he seems upset
45:00 <Mody> `8ball is that because Picard has some young boys/girls at home
45:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is that because Picard has some young boys/girls at home?? Yes.!!
45:00 <Nikky`> Mavie :o)
45:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky
46:00 <Nikky`> How are you my lovely one?
47:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
47:00 <[Maverick]> not bad 
48:00 <Nikky`> good good
49:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Digerati
51:00 <Pieter> nite
52:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing needs more of a hobby than being a bottom feeder troller ... clearly
52:00 <Skirmish> Why comment? 
52:00 <Skirmish> Why be a troll to comment about someone else being a troll? 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ask yourself that with you just commenting :)
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One, I'd be offended, but it's coming from you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> at least you start your own trolls off Skirmish
53:00 <TokenDaRing> go back to playing FIFA or whatever it is you entertain your tiny, drug wrecked mind with
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt just rides on the tails of any other troller
53:00 <TokenDaRing> or abusing female ops
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he hasn't an original troll in his body
53:00 <Bastardly_One> rides on the coat tails of all the other trolls
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he's original as Picard
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One, the more you carry on about me, the more I laugh at you
54:00 <FredFlinstone> bi?
54:00 <Digerati> hi xm
54:00 <Digerati> xm, you used solaris dude ?
54:00 <xm> i wanted to try it once but i didnt have a sparc at the time
55:00 <xm> does it need spar?
55:00 <xm> sparc*
55:00 <Digerati> hehe it's x86 now man
55:00 <Digerati> can run on pc
55:00 <Digerati> no bro
55:00 <Digerati> not 11.2
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pictard, really? charming pm that one 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> funny though 
55:00 <Skirmish> Xpurt advic frum B1 aboat trollz. 2 mak dem go awey u konstentlee talk aboat dem. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking off Picard
55:00 <Digerati> no virtualisation software needed for it either xm
56:00 <Digerati> it runs windows apps fine
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish, B1 used to rant about me in PM too
56:00 <couleurs> i'm a sparc
56:00 <Digerati> its built into the core now
56:00 <TokenDaRing> he wouldn't shut up about how horrible I am
56:00 <TokenDaRing> and just moaned about me to everyone who'd listen
56:00 <Digerati> good thing is no BSL :)
56:00 <Mody> `8ball is Bastardly_One a crusty old one?
56:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is Bastardly_One a crusty old one??? 55 years
56:00 <Digerati> port 1 is lost :)
57:00 <Digerati> bsl, boot strap loader
57:00 <Digerati> bullshit loader :)
57:00 <Digerati> linux has bsl :) hahaa
57:00 <Picard> yeah well its ok to sleep in piss
58:00 <Picard> Skirmish does it all the time
58:00 <Mody> lol
58:00 <Digerati> get the ip, go straight into core shell with port 1 on bsl
58:00 <Mody> Skirmish sleeps in his kids piss
58:00 <Digerati> linux is for lamers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so it seems ... that was an interesting pm
58:00 <Digerati> solaris is for the elite
58:00 <Skirmish> I do. Keeps me warm in winter. 
58:00 <Mody> `8ball does Skirmish drink urine?
58:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Skirmish drink urine??? No.!!
58:00 <Mody> `8ball does Skirmish drink what about his sons piss?
58:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Skirmish drink what about his sons piss??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought GanD/Saemon was bad sleeping in piss
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <couleurs> i'm elite 
58:00 <Digerati> xm, it's worth a try
58:00 <Digerati> i am a noob couleurs
59:00 <Picard> `8ball does Skirmish like people to piss on him
59:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: does Skirmish like people to piss on him?? That's a question you should ask yourself.!!
59:00 <Digerati> i am not elite
59:00 <couleurs> i no
59:00 <Digerati> never have been elite, never will be
59:00 <Digerati> the elite are the innovators, the owner of the OS you are using
59:00 <Digerati> the owner of your core
00:00 <Digerati> the ones who made your OS
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, i'll pee on you 
00:00 <Digerati> far from elite
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it will cost you, a few cupcakes
00:00 <Picard> only in his mouth
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if you're lucky, i'll take some vitamin b so my pee is … bright yellow
01:00 <couleurs> FiFa 15 o/s
01:00 <Mody> have a multi vitamin and some beer 
01:00 <Mody> brown piss
02:00 <Digerati> so called hackers are noobs that suck on other peoples security vulnerabilities, of which they find, post them on the net, the security flaw, and noobs come on and steal the hack, and claim they are hackers, when all they did was find a key, someone elses hack basically
02:00 <Digerati> retards basically
03:00 <Digerati> :)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> jealousy because you can't
03:00 <Digerati> i am on drugs
03:00 <Digerati> retards
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what is a hack? it's taking advantage of a vunerability
03:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: You just have to pee in my bed ... not on me. 
03:00 <Digerati> a hack of which you cant find
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you are seriously one of the dumbest know all cunts on the net 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
03:00 <Digerati> retard
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, yeah i can do that for you too
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
03:00 <Digerati> you find the hack of someone else
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked in the head 
04:00 <Digerati> great vocabulary
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One go play your PS4 and chill out
04:00 <Digerati> for someone who thinks they are elite
04:00 <TokenDaRing> you're clearly worked up
04:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not good for your emphysema
04:00 <couleurs> yer play me fifa master!!!!!!!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Token, I just baited you actually ... I'm laughing ... we know what we're talking about with this post
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored already with that 
05:00 <Picard> night fuckers
05:00 <Digerati> save the shit retard, you are owned, i am through with retard noobs like you, your on ignore, you gave yourself in, and protecting your shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> in a couple probably couleurs ... I'm fixing something 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ignore ... translation
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati got called out yet again 
06:00 <Digerati> go suck on someone elses dick and claim that you can hack'
06:00 <couleurs> who's Digerati typing @
06:00 <Digerati> myself
06:00 <Bastardly_One> me couleurs
06:00 <Digerati> :)
06:00 <Digerati> i am on drugs
06:00 <Digerati> i am talking to myself
06:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently hackers aren't hackers according this this old senile cunt
06:00 <TokenDaRing> stop describing yourself, Bastardly_One
06:00 <Digerati> amen token
06:00 <TokenDaRing> go back to your knitting, you old moaning bitch
06:00 <Digerati> for once token
06:00 <Bastardly_One> next he'll make up shit about how he was one in 1890 or something
06:00 <Digerati> i agree with you
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One reminds me of those old people who call up radio talk shows
07:00 <Digerati> to hack an OS, you need to debug, you cant debug for shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that reminds me of Digerati
07:00 <TokenDaRing> and just moan until the show host cuts them off and says "Well thanks for that opinion, next caller"
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just fucking around ... I'm not angry in the slightest
08:00 <doctor> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... there's one who won't though
08:00 <doctor> those old folks on talk back are amusing
08:00 <Digerati> xm, solaris can run vista/7/xp in it no need for vmware or vistual
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an overnight guy called Keith McGowan
08:00 <Digerati> virtual
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he is so rude to his callers and they love him
08:00 <TokenDaRing> you should call him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always saying things along the lines of ... you're a boring load of shit and cutting them off
08:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he cares about your worthless opinion
09:00 <doctor> all the drunkards ring at night so not surpising his patience would run thin
09:00 <Digerati> go to the gay hackers site and beg b1...
09:00 <Skirmish> Reading pm between Bastardly_One and TokenDaRing and it is estimated that Bastardly_One has used the expression "riding on coat tails" 75 times ... and then calls the other person unoriginal. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, these are old people who can't sleep
09:00 <Skirmish> Irony at it's best. 
09:00 <Digerati> b1 on ignore
09:00 <Digerati> that's it :)
09:00 <doctor> probably has death on their minds
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the kind that ring up stations for a bit of a chat ... he would play with his audience in a negative way
09:00 <doctor> strange how thoughts change at night
10:00 <TokenDaRing>  <Bastardly_One> doctor, these are old people who can't sleep
10:00 <TokenDaRing> like Bastardly_One
10:00 <TokenDaRing> who is old and can't sleep
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but they loved him 
10:00 <couleurs> well i have 2 sleep soon so harry up
10:00 <Digerati> doctor, i was in comms/sat in army, and did engineering at vut, got ham license and did packet on vic20 in 1984
10:00 <Bastardly_One> go sleep man ... I have forms and crap ... will be another 20/30 at min
10:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
10:00 <doctor> you were nasty to me the other night Digerati
10:00 <doctor> i did not like that
10:00 <Digerati> i am pretty much a retard noob
11:00 <Bastardly_One> more Digerati stories about what he's done
11:00 <nate> nasty digi i like it!
11:00 <Digerati> that does not make me naive thank fuck
11:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor made a personal stand the other night
11:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Digerati> those that think they are elite hackers are naive
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's got respect from me 
11:00 <Digerati> call themselves hackers
11:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, yes ... these are skewl forms
11:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to do them
11:00 <doctor> thanks
11:00 <Digerati> it comes from pride
12:00 <Digerati> pride and naiveness is what makes them stupid
12:00 <couleurs> who teh heck fills in forms @ 11pm
12:00 <Digerati> i know fuck all mate, honestly
12:00 <Digerati> this aint modesty, it aint an act
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if I want to get into a linguist thing I need to put more than I like languages as a reason to do it :P
12:00 <Digerati> it's natural for me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to be wordy 
13:00 <couleurs> ok just pretend u r on IRC
13:00 <Digerati> i am self aware, and not naive, that there are OWNERS out there of the OS they MADE
13:00 <Digerati> i dont own them, they own ME
13:00 <Digerati> that's reality
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly finished ...
13:00 <Digerati> idiots are delusional
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, you are 
14:00 <Digerati> bill gates can hack you in 1 second
14:00 <Bastardly_One> truer words will never be spoken ... you are indeed delusional
14:00 <Digerati> and steve jobs family
14:00 <Digerati> and the family of linux
14:00 <Digerati> family of microsoft
14:00 <Digerati> this is what makes so called hackers stupid
15:00 <Digerati> they steal other peoples findings and post the hack and key on the net
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you but it's fun finding flaws and info and stuff
15:00 <Digerati> then you get retards searching for the keys/hacks
15:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean you have to be a fuckwit with it 
15:00 <Digerati> and claim they are hackers
16:00 <Digerati> when all they did was find a fucking key to get into the OS
16:00 <Digerati> that aint a hacker bro
16:00 <Digerati> thats a retard...
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a hack ... a flaw
16:00 <Digerati> simple
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a flaw is a hack 
16:00 <Digerati> and you dont understand, and i am on drugs
17:00 <Digerati> oh, and i talk shit, nothing i say is true, and i am a liar
18:00 <Digerati> forgot to say that
18:00 <Digerati> and i am insane
18:00 <Digerati> bbl :)
18:00 <Digerati> rotflmfao
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is Digerati on mission to state the obvious?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no hope for the hopeless 
18:00 <Skirmish> This picture is related to the discussion being had between B1 and Digerati. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53zhvKFes1rwicn1o1_500.gif
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: this is the story of B1's life: http://i.imgur.com/475EbA0.png
19:00 <couleurs> Shut Up D1 and B1!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <couleurs> Game Over !
20:00 <Digerati> hahaha
20:00 <Digerati> n1 Skirmish :)
20:00 <Digerati> thnx bro :)
20:00 <Digerati> b1 is the blonde :)
20:00 <Acan> i like blondes
21:00 <Digerati> i got blonde hair and blue eyes, it's a curse and hate it :(
21:00 <Digerati> truly
21:00 <nate> digi nice tanned body aswell?
21:00 <Digerati> white like a irish woman mate
21:00 <nate> fake tan mate
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *blond
22:00 <Acan> loves the snooch pounded every friday night
22:00 <Digerati> pale white :(
22:00 <Digerati> with freckles on face
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the male version of that colour hair is blond ... blonde is female
22:00 <Digerati> it sucks
22:00 <Digerati> beagle has seen me and cracked a fat
22:00 <Digerati> live on cam on paltalk :)
22:00 <Digerati> love beagle bro :)
22:00 <Digerati> cool guy...
22:00 <nate> really beagle loved it?
23:00 <Digerati> beagle adores my sexy body, i am a bodybuilder :)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand (Mar 12, 2010) 4:46 - Category: Music - 2,367,105 views - 14,251 likes (98.6%), 204 dislikes (1.4%)
23:00 <Digerati> beagle you bitch :) where are hun ?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> chill the fuck out cunts!
23:00 <Digerati> i love beagles :)
24:00 <Digerati> i want a dog like the  queen, cant remember what they are
24:00 <Digerati> i think beagles
24:00 <slinky_J> no
24:00 <Digerati> wat man ?
25:00 <Digerati> corgy ? basset hound ?
25:00 <couleurs> good song that 1
25:00 <slinky_J> midgets in dog suits
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
25:00 <Digerati> cant remember
25:00 <slinky_J> corgies
25:00 <Digerati> rol
25:00 <slinky_J> lols
25:00 <Digerati> cute dog
25:00 <slinky_J> ye
25:00 <Digerati> jack russels are cute
26:00 <Digerati> only dog i hate is the sheep dog
26:00 <HardYakka> norell is my love my queen
26:00 <doctor> get ya hardyakka on
26:00 <doctor> she back?
26:00 <Digerati> she bops
26:00 <HardYakka> ofcourse she is
27:00 <Digerati> she bangs ?
27:00 <doctor> she always comes back
27:00 <HardYakka> doctor scarborough gettng a lift up
27:00 <doctor> is it? don't visit there much
27:00 <HardYakka> shes working in a hotel as a reception girl
27:00 <doctor> touristy
27:00 <doctor> trying to go from mining boom to tourist boom
28:00 <doctor> probably why the dollars cheaper now
28:00 <Digerati> b1 now knows, i am the digerati, the elite...
28:00 <HardYakka> did u see the flash lightening in GC
28:00 <Digerati> the one who knows...
28:00 <doctor> nah
28:00 <Digerati> the one who is going blind...
28:00 <HardYakka> im studying tourism and marketing under curtin
28:00 <Digerati> gimme weed fuckers :)
28:00 <doctor> we need some places with a story
28:00 <HardYakka> kitty gone missing someone stole her
28:00 <doctor> our history and culture is a bit boring
28:00 <HardYakka> mums been crying all nite
29:00 <doctor> poor kits
29:00 <doctor> hope she ok
29:00 <Digerati> doctor, my dream has always been to fuck microsoft.com :(
30:00 <Digerati> as a mcse
30:00 <Digerati> despise them
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so
30:00 <doctor> i don't think it's possible to fuck unless you are being figurative
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't use their products
30:00 <Digerati> they are deranged kk
30:00 <Digerati> ms
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and use mac
30:00 <Digerati> mac is evil to
30:00 <Digerati> fuck mac as well
31:00 <Digerati> fuck solaris
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos once you've had a mac, you aint going back
31:00 <doctor> so's everything
31:00 <Digerati> fuck em all
31:00 <doctor> pick the lesser of the two
31:00 <nate> didnt they buy mac ;D
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> so
31:00 <nate> ohh u guys
31:00 <Digerati> the whole scene is fucking lame, when the military has the best
31:00 <Digerati> i seen the OS the military use
31:00 <Bonny> well join the military
31:00 <Digerati> they have their own hardware and own OS
31:00 <Digerati> bonny, i was
32:00 <Digerati> so was dad
32:00 <doctor> everythings done for war
32:00 <Bonny> you were everything
32:00 <Digerati> doctor thats why bro :(
32:00 <Digerati> i am nothing
32:00 <Digerati> i learnt a few things here and there
32:00 <doctor> yeah so's everybody
32:00 <Digerati> i aint rich
32:00 <doctor> a collective group of nobodies is still nobody
32:00 <Digerati> the elite are rich
33:00 <HardYakka> going to england end of this year
33:00 <Digerati> england is great
33:00 <Digerati> love the green
33:00 <HardYakka> now its 1 degree
33:00 <HardYakka> i like cool weather
33:00 <Digerati> love gardening and flowers, they are the greenest UK
33:00 <HardYakka> planty to drink wine
34:00 <Digerati> fuck wine dude, spirits is the best
34:00 <Digerati> get really high on absinthe
34:00 <Digerati> fuck it
34:00 <HardYakka> one young kiwi boy died of 44 degree scorcher in WA
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
34:00 <Digerati> pop some acid and absinthe and weed, become a picasso with paint
35:00 <HardYakka> drinking groc and heatwave dont mix
35:00 <Bonny> great way to od.. just increase the dose a tad
35:00 <Digerati> HY, slip slop slap
36:00 <HardYakka> whats there to slap
36:00 <Bonny> hey NightOwl1.. :)
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl
36:00 <NightOwl1> Hello bobb
36:00 <NightOwl1> Bonbon
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <Digerati> how many cunts in this world have suck on microsoft, linux and mac's cock, it's like sucking on a giant cock for money
36:00 <NightOwl1> Nice spelling
36:00 <Bonny> was wondering who bobb was hehe
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> digerati - do you suck cock
37:00 <Bonny> he seems to know a lot about it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> N to the O
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've mentioned cock a few times! sounds like you want some cock 
37:00 <Digerati> thats why i never made money from computers or internet, just did the mcse to help the blind
37:00 <NightOwl1> B hyphen 1
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh cry me a river
37:00 <Digerati> making money from computers or net, is like sucking on a giant
37:00 <Digerati> but hey
37:00 <Digerati> whatever...
38:00 <HardYakka> London would be great im going to marry a british bangladesh for my settelement
38:00 <Digerati> you lucky prick :/
38:00 <Digerati> always wanted to marry a asian or black :(
38:00 <HardYakka> cause of my parents they love me the most
38:00 <Digerati> niggers are hot :)
38:00 <HardYakka> especially my dad
39:00 <HardYakka> my mother dont love me as much as my father does
39:00 <Digerati> they both do man
39:00 <Digerati> sometimes its just hard to show it
39:00 <HardYakka> well dad loves me more
39:00 <Digerati> depends how they are bought up man
39:00 <HardYakka> i think your right
39:00 <HardYakka> 4my kitty gone missing please find her
40:00 <HardYakka> http://oi62.tinypic.com/9qv79w.jpg
40:00 <Digerati> my dad was a toughnut, went through ww2
40:00 <Digerati> never hugged me or kissed me
40:00 <Digerati> nor did mum
40:00 <Digerati> because they got it tough
40:00 <Digerati> but they did love me
40:00 <HardYakka> yesterday she slept on my clothes in the closet i sperated the robes
40:00 <Digerati> in their own way offcourse, they left me in their will, maybe thats love in a way... don;t know
41:00 <HardYakka> mum is still moaning outside the yard
41:00 <HardYakka> same my dad too
41:00 <HardYakka> but he gives you everything to support
42:00 <Digerati> we are all individuals in our own thoughts and actions man, which makes us all genuine in psyche and ways... we dont all think the same
42:00 <HardYakka> in london street foods are amazing
42:00 <Digerati> every human is equal to me
42:00 <Digerati> why ?
42:00 <HardYakka> due to its heavey competition
42:00 <Digerati> i see the suffering in others
43:00 <Digerati> thats why
43:00 <Digerati> and what they go through
43:00 <Digerati> and how they act in life
43:00 <HardYakka> coming back to straya would be wrong step cause the wounds still note healed
43:00 <Digerati> and try to relate
43:00 <Digerati> and forgive always
43:00 <HardYakka> give it sometime
43:00 <Digerati> because we all suffer
43:00 <HardYakka> let everyone forget about you
44:00 <Digerati> and take out our sufferings on others sometimes
44:00 <Digerati> without knowing it
44:00 <Digerati> anger/hatred
44:00 <HardYakka> i could give better future to my next generation to canada
44:00 <Digerati> if we dont understand others suffering, there is no love
45:00 <Digerati> bbl
45:00 <HardYakka> there are lots of dickhead in aussie want to kill me
45:00 <HardYakka> and mostly migrants are against me
45:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
46:00 <HardYakka> http://oi62.tinypic.com/9qv79w.jpg
46:00 <NightOwl1> Hiya Sunbeam :)
46:00 <Sunbeam> hi NightOwl1 :)
46:00 <doctor> cute cats
47:00 <HardYakka> they are wild breed but kitty gone missing she came alone
47:00 <doctor> mummy cat looks tired
47:00 <doctor> poor kitty
47:00 <slinky_J> whut The Big Hit is on this week woooo
47:00 <slinky_J> whatta badass movie
54:00 <HardYakka> bill shorten will fuck up the things more
55:00 <doctor> nobody is suited for the job HardYakka
55:00 <HardYakka> i really dont want to see him as a PM
55:00 <doctor> somethings are beyond the control of anyone
55:00 <doctor> yeah i don't like him much either
55:00 <doctor> but i doubt he will
55:00 <HardYakka> tony is doing good
55:00 <HardYakka> nothing is done overnight
56:00 <doctor> not really but there isn't much he can do
56:00 <HardYakka> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/26045569/fierce-electrical-storm-hits-gold-coast/
56:00 <Mody> bill shorten is bad
56:00 <Mody> he is like kevin rudd but worse
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> tony is a cunt
56:00 <HardYakka> labor govt will sell more assetts to overseas
56:00 <Mody> he wont win, liberal will have another chance
57:00 <HardYakka> i hope lib stays
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i pay taxes, i wan services!
57:00 <Mody> majority of aussies want the budget paid off, they also do not like centrelink scum
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no they don't
57:00 <Mody> they also do not want illegal immigrants and tony abbott has proved all 3 so far
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> 'illegal immigrants" 
57:00 <Mody> as for the medicare co payment well that is good
57:00 <HardYakka> Mody making some sense here
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> who get centreline no doubt *rolls eyes*
57:00 <Mody> help the nation out. how many times you need a doctor?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you shouldn't have to pay
58:00 <HardYakka> I tell you Labor will make things more complicated and mishaps
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> to see a doctor
58:00 <Mody> yes you should
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO YOU SHOULDNT
58:00 <HardYakka> this is 21 century and wake up people
58:00 <Mody> it should not be a 100% free service
58:00 <Mody> medicare tax levy is fine
58:00 <HardYakka> what makes you think opposition will delivers better
58:00 <Mody> they wont
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, i have no issues with the levy
58:00 <Mody> labor have done nothing since the 60's
58:00 <Mody> they are a useless party
59:00 <HardYakka> gillard is gone because you guys dont understand the game
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> they paved the way during the 60's
59:00 <HardYakka> small drama happens before the big one
59:00 <Mody> yes and those days are no longer
59:00 <Skirmish> Labor has done nothing LOL
59:00 <Mody> hawk keating all = fools
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
59:00 <Mody> sent our country bankrupt
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hardly
59:00 <Skirmish> Mody is using his ignorance to troll. LAWL. 
59:00 <HardYakka> Ms wong the finance minister will sell the country to malaysia
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have an awesome rating 
59:00 <Mody> howard helped us and now so will abbott
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> how did howard help us
59:00 <Mody> ms wong is a stupid chinese lesbian
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