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00:00 <DemonsRun> Actually
00:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/smS0mHq
00:00 <DemonsRun> This woman was trying to recruit dumb women to show themselves on cam to make money...
00:00 <DemonsRun> Glorifying it and calling it bdsm
00:00 <StrykerX> lol
00:00 <StrykerX> Hook a brother up :P
00:00 <DemonsRun> She is a sex worker so I guess she knows all xD 
01:00 <DemonsRun> Escortinmelbourne.com.au
02:00 <DemonsRun> I think I've adopted a stray cat.
03:00 <DemonsRun> It won't leave. 3 days, haven't fed or anythinh
03:00 <DemonsRun> It just won't leave
04:00 <amsy> keep it.
04:00 <DemonsRun> I don't like cats
04:00 <StrykerX> So you'll never be a crazy cat lady then
04:00 <DemonsRun> Never. I hate animals on furniture and fur on clothes
05:00 <Digerati> bose speakers are nice
05:00 <DemonsRun> It's clingy and constantly purrs around me... Going to see if it's chipped tomorrow 
05:00 <DemonsRun> Oh and it's attached to Carter when he's outside
06:00 <StrykerX> It loves you and your lil family!!
07:00 <Digerati> http://www.polkaudio.com/rtia9/d/1017
08:00 <Digerati> are those speakers ok ?
08:00 <Digerati> they look low quality
08:00 <StrykerX> Digerati, do you live on here drunk or high?
08:00 <StrykerX> Or am I imagining it
09:00 <Digerati> both
09:00 <Digerati> and more
10:00 <StrykerX> Digerati, meet nate
10:00 <StrykerX> Possible meat too
11:00 <Digerati> i could get bookshelf polk and a sub
12:00 <DemonsRun> It can't love us
12:00 <DemonsRun> We don't do well with cats
12:00 <DemonsRun> A dog yeah no problem
12:00 <Digerati> cats are cool
13:00 <StrykerX> lol
13:00 <StrykerX> Oldskool music on Foxtel
13:00 <StrykerX> <3 <3
14:00 <Digerati> didn
14:00 <Digerati> didn't realise that polk was that cheap
17:00 <nate> digi u cleanin ya damn house
17:00 <nate> paint something:)
19:00 <DemonsRun> What channel StrykerX 
19:00 <StrykerX> [m] I think
19:00 <DemonsRun> I have the foxtel radio going
20:00 <nate> i have meat in my pockets
20:00 <StrykerX> Sister is changing channel every 10-15 seconds
20:00 <StrykerX> Doing my head in.
20:00 <nate> say get a boyfriend sister!
20:00 <Digerati> haha
20:00 <StrykerX> She has one
20:00 <StrykerX> And he's next to her atm
21:00 <StrykerX> -.-
21:00 <Digerati> she's trying to get rid of him
21:00 <nate> u are the third wheel
21:00 <Digerati> or wants to get rid of you
21:00 <StrykerX> Meh, I'm not phased
21:00 <StrykerX> i just zone out
21:00 <Digerati> piss on the chair
22:00 <StrykerX> I'll piss on you in a minute
22:00 <Digerati> you can always take a shower
22:00 <Digerati> that will move them away
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ferals
23:00 <nate> stryker start kissing the boyfriend!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Dear Digerati, please shut up ... The World
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Digerati> dear b1 go suck erics cock
23:00 <nate> digi i still love u, we are meat to be together:)
24:00 <Digerati> i have done work for salvos b1, without showing off
24:00 <Digerati> i dont need glamor, tv and fame
25:00 <Digerati> :) lmfao
25:00 <Digerati> sigh...
25:00 <Digerati> tsk tsk tsk
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares ... just shut ... up
25:00 <Digerati> :) i do and those behind me :)
26:00 <Digerati> sorry not behind
26:00 <Digerati> beside me
26:00 <nate> i will paint your house in my underwear if u like digi!
26:00 <nate> so then u can sell it 4 sure
27:00 <Digerati> your house stinks :)
27:00 <DemonsRun> As soon as I go to bed I won't be tired anymore
27:00 <Digerati> lalala
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what happens to me all the time ... I try to be totally exhausted before going to be too
28:00 <Digerati> yeah, you were out on the farm all day digging
28:00 <Digerati> sure...
29:00 <Digerati> exhausted
29:00 <Digerati> exhausted on your arse all day :) haha
30:00 <StrykerX> As if sleep in bed.
30:00 <StrykerX> I wake up when I go to bed.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what happens to me 
30:00 <nate> stryker thats becuase ya sisters boyfriend is in there with u
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and DemonsRun it seems
31:00 <StrykerX> nate, are you that retarded?
31:00 <nate> anyone been on a gambling holiday!
32:00 <nate> i always cheat on stryker
33:00 <StrykerX> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10933756_10155093827920486_8659148989191209814_n.jpg?oh=bd0c2cec32d07eb94f3fb72fca16b971&oe=5533C8C6&__gda__=1428489680_efbf69a7b837e73c527c1993ad95a49a
33:00 <StrykerX> I'd so do that.
35:00 <nate> u make a cute chick!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> cruel but amusing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet she was bragging about all her cute male friends beforehand
36:00 <StrykerX> "GUYZ! HEY GUYZ! GANGBANG AT MINE TONIGHT!"
37:00 <nate> i need a self rating before i come over
37:00 <nate> rate yourself out of 10 stryker
38:00 <StrykerX> 11
38:00 <nate> 1 for looks and 10 for personality?
38:00 <StrykerX> 11 for looks, 11 for personality.
39:00 <nate> digi got any pictures of your house for sale?
39:00 <StrykerX> :')
39:00 <Digerati> nate, haha nice try
39:00 <nate> inside will do, wait i can see that tonight:)
39:00 <nate> BLAM!
39:00 <Digerati> you bore me noob
39:00 <nate> nah i would really like for you to describe it alittle:)
40:00 <Digerati> its from 1895
40:00 <Digerati> victorian
40:00 <nate> hells yes
40:00 <nate> invite hookers over easy?
40:00 <Digerati> why not
41:00 <nate> do you like titty bars digi?
41:00 <Digerati> zzzzz
41:00 <nate> hahaha
41:00 <Digerati> don't actually like this house anymore
41:00 <Digerati> it bores me to hell
42:00 <Digerati> want something modern and techno
42:00 <amsy> lol
42:00 <amsy> techno techno techno techno
43:00 <SpanishGuy12> hi
43:00 <Digerati> ate a stack of smarties, made me crash in the toilet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this jacket is ugly but I like it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://img.rosewholesale.com/ROSE/2014/201401/source-img/1388695720461-P-1425159.jpg?01
44:00 <Digerati> they don't sell designer leather jackets anymore in australia
44:00 <Digerati> unless its for a bikie
44:00 <Digerati> bikie jackets are not designer
44:00 <Digerati> bought a nice leather jacket off roger david in the 90's
45:00 <nate> yeah did u roger david?
45:00 <Digerati> roger david in the 90's was like target
45:00 <Digerati> now it's trend design expensive
46:00 <Digerati> they changed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was always that way idiot
49:00 <nate> u guys are da best!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> don't encourage him
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ever so frustrating to read
50:00 <Digerati> b1, u are one self righteous arsehole
50:00 <Digerati> trust me on that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath
50:00 <Bastardly_One> opinionated cunt
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but hardly ever wrong :D
51:00 <Bastardly_One> very humble too
51:00 <Digerati> one who thinks they are without guilt are deranged
51:00 <Digerati> i live with guilt everyday
51:00 <Digerati> humble my arse
52:00 <StrykerX> Hardly ever wrong LOL
52:00 <StrykerX> Best. Bullshit. Ever.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and he complains when he's wound up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when he just bitches at people who disagree with his crap
53:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> poor angry old man 
54:00 <Digerati> least i own up to my flaws and when i am wrong i apologise in the real world
54:00 <nate> we all get old, and sometimes angry:)
54:00 <DemonsRun> Who are you hitching about?
54:00 <DemonsRun> Bitching even
54:00 <Bastardly_One> me or him or both?
54:00 <Digerati> you live in your own world b1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just making shit up as he goes along as usual
55:00 <nate> are u guys battling for whos no.1 legend?
55:00 <Digerati> i learn from people unlike you
55:00 <DemonsRun> Season 3 of pretty little liars. I'm not leaving the house for couple days
55:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone tells you to stop typing ... learn from that then
55:00 <Digerati> everyone ?
55:00 <Digerati> you don't speak for everyone arsehole
56:00 <Digerati> and you are the only one telling me
56:00 <Digerati> so stfu :)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww someone needs a tissue
56:00 <Digerati> moron
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and a hug from nate
56:00 <Digerati> hahahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> give him a hug nate
56:00 <Digerati> you are weak and pathetic :) hahaha
56:00 <Digerati> meat
56:00 <Digerati> go suck on your friends
57:00 <Digerati> you are pathetic and can't fight on your own
57:00 <Digerati> that's why you need people to support you
57:00 <Digerati> fucking weak meat
57:00 <StrykerX> Best shortly.
57:00 <Digerati> yawn :) zzzz
58:00 <Digerati> i don't suck up to any human/creatine
58:00 <StrykerX> Bed too
58:00 <amsy> Digerati Vs Bastardly_One: The Typing Wars
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored already
58:00 <Digerati> amsy, his an idiot, if those was 2001 he would be booted constantly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he just goes on and on and on
58:00 <Digerati> you are the one talking about me
59:00 <Digerati> so stfu
59:00 <StrykerX> I miss having ops sometimes.
59:00 <StrykerX> Just silence people
59:00 <Digerati> don't start fights/arguments for no reason
59:00 <amsy> lmao
00:00 <nate> i would take both home!
00:00 <nate> YAY me!
00:00 <StrykerX> I bet you would
00:00 <StrykerX> Homo.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> nate you're such a little bitch
00:00 <Digerati> stryker, that's why they left, they got sick of idiots like b1 starting arguments cos they want to take over the room
01:00 <Digerati> it's a fucking public room for "everyone" to chat
01:00 <nate> skirmish say something about smart people ;D
01:00 <nate> hahah!
02:00 <Digerati> unless you are a fucking moron with hate/anger/pride and know it all isues to gain revenger and popularity to fill that desire
02:00 <Digerati> that's how some people are on the net
02:00 <StrykerX> `ban *!*@*
02:00 <StrykerX> -ChanOP- Sorry your GOD level is too high to perform this action
03:00 <nate> stryker ya brother in law pretty cool?
03:00 <nate> yes i can tell the future:)
06:00 <StrykerX> `ban nate -noexpire
06:00 <nate> it always happens ;D
06:00 <Digerati> watch this
08:00 <DemonsRun> You can only hope StrykerX hun
09:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
09:00 <StrykerX> Along with a couple of others.
09:00 <DemonsRun> Agreed
09:00 <DemonsRun> But tbh.
09:00 <DemonsRun> It would be boring without the retatds
10:00 <nate> who said butt!
10:00 <DemonsRun> Retards even
10:00 <StrykerX> This is true
10:00 <DemonsRun> Nothing to laugh at
10:00 <StrykerX> Did you mean to type retarts?
10:00 <StrykerX> :>
10:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
10:00 <nate> now thats baked goods
13:00 <nate> i better sleep soon, stryker tell me something sweet so i can dream happy dreams!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully so
16:00 <nate> quick otherwize i will stay up and talk about kates big bum
16:00 <Bastardly_One> phew! to the ping time out
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nate, go to bed
19:00 <StrykerX> nate...
19:00 <StrykerX> Msg Pieter
23:00 <StrykerX> Right, bedtime for me
23:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
23:00 <nate> bye honey bee
24:00 <nate> perfect;p
28:00 <nate> dont stay up 2 late making new friends everyone!
29:00 <simba> 4:1)
29:00 <Doodle> @_@
35:00 <amsy> i
39:00 <simba> irc
39:00 <simba> typing irc into irc - woah
40:00 <SaintTaco> u r shit
44:00 <simba> Que*ti* Tar*ntin*
45:00 <BlackDevil> who is pregnant?
45:00 <SaintTaco> Nobody, but a few people here should get fucked?
47:00 <simba> dat teenage angst
48:00 <simba> u make me think of Placebo
54:00 <SaintTaco> I bet thats your favourite band
17:00 <DemonsRun> I do love a decent session of sex lol
20:00 <Shadowgate> someone be funny type at 2:20am lol
23:00 <simba> hoo duznt!
23:00 <simba> birth day sex
27:00 <Chris|> placebo is good
27:00 <Chris|> everytime ive smoked ice i thought it was a placebo
27:00 <Chris|> didnt do shit
27:00 <Chris|> only done it 6 times
28:00 <SaintTaco> http://imgur.com/7rlqHI7
29:00 <Chris|> or i fried my brain so much ice doesnt work
29:00 <Chris|> like if i want stay up for days i can drink coffee
30:00 <Chris|> its like feeling from smoking a point i can get off 5 bongs
31:00 <Chris|> and bongs wake me up most time
31:00 <Chris|> or i am drug pig
32:00 <Chris|> that doesnt do much drugs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you be a drug pig that doesn't do much drugs ... fried cunt
41:00 <Shadowgate> Bastardly_One typed at 2:40am lol
45:00 <simba> Bastardly_One loves 2 type
50:00 <Chris|> 2.50am
50:00 <simba> 2.20
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck is Wisdom?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> worse Jonhston replacement ever
52:00 <Bastardly_One> can't run for shit 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> move you dumb fuck
54:00 <Chris|> :P https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1743686_1584101428491966_1779040204296278819_n.jpg?oh=1bc7e7980fec2c12f87f0ac4e903cb66&oe=5530B6B4
56:00 <Shadowgate> lol chris
56:00 <Chris|> my cats funny
59:00 <Chris|> took me 5 years get photo of that
59:00 <Shadowgate> lol
21:00 <doctor> cute cat
36:00 <simba> Jonhston
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and this edition the AI gave me of sammi khedira is amazing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> super blocker 
41:00 <simba> special edition
42:00 <simba> CL semi final against man city
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 - 1
45:00 <Bastardly_One> vs Chelsea
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just played arsenal in the Cup
45:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
45:00 <Bastardly_One> went to extra time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> then 3 nil :D
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was as if chelsea were on amateur
54:00 <simba> lol sakho got a ‘femus contusion’ had 2 google it
55:00 <simba> femur*
55:00 <simba> such specific injuries
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shin
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shin fracture 
55:00 <simba> deep bruising
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
55:00 <simba> or both maybe
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I misread or read too fast
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I still don't get how arsenal kept it to nil nil
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and then in extra time just not so much slipped but allowed me small avenues to go bam bam bam
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been lucky with injuries ... Lallana was out for 3 months but I never even noticed really
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and gerrard for a bit 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but who cares ... he does fuck all in virtual land
58:00 <simba> fuk u
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wha?
58:00 <simba> my virtual steve still skores
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
59:00 <simba> hes 80 tho
59:00 <Bastardly_One> mine does shit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> usually markovich
59:00 <simba> be a better master
59:00 <Bastardly_One> or sterling or sturridge
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the odd one by phillipe too
00:00 <simba> lmao i rok
00:00 <Bastardly_One> has been the odd game Stevie has saved it but 
00:00 <simba> #bestchipeva
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what I don't get ... like I said you can still do certain tricks two button
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I play shittier side and try those and fuck up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if I just go hard and basic I win 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> boring
02:00 <simba> challenge urself then
02:00 <simba> try 2 play realistic
02:00 <Bastardly_One> do you sim or play manager?
02:00 <simba> pass n move
02:00 <simba> L1 passing
02:00 <simba> manager mode
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that is exactly what I do 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but sim or play as well?
02:00 <simba> u just run lol
02:00 <simba> i Play Em
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not against the AI ... that's retarded
03:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the team ... I'm passing back a fuck load more no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to set up a little alley ... doesn't always work
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... then you're playing EPL in FUT mode basically
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seem you, I and couleurs all play it differently 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I like career ... he loves online
04:00 <simba> yeSss
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you like playing and manager
05:00 <simba> and stickin it to the man
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I might start a playing manager season with another team for something to do 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> one day
05:00 <simba> in teh championship
05:00 <simba> good fun
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this next match is second round of a group stage in championship league
06:00 <simba> i win 5-1
06:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> should win it ... they're pretty shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya really?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's funny seeing as I did the last game ... just told ya before
07:00 <simba> yea
07:00 <simba> was gonna say i would 2
07:00 <Bastardly_One> exact same score
07:00 <simba> balotelli hat trik
07:00 <simba> #rokin
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't play the fucker
08:00 <Bastardly_One> plus the AI never gives him a spot any more
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the AI Rogers prefers Fabio
08:00 <simba> use the triple square crosses where they go across the ground
08:00 <simba> they cause DANGER
08:00 <Bastardly_One> once again ... you know my habit of running I am slowly breaking?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that can be handy in the box yanno
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nice penalties
09:00 <simba> running leads 2 penalties
09:00 <simba> yea!!!!!!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> works for me 1/4 of the time
10:00 <Bastardly_One> got some nice penalties out of making them try to run me over
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got some 
10:00 <Chris|> how do u stand video games so much
10:00 <simba> because its fun to pretend
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Dinamo Moskva are going down like a malaysian airplane
11:00 <Bastardly_One> having said that I'll lose 7 nil
16:00 <simba> #stuzza
18:00 <Bastardly_One> about time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was losing there for a bit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
24:00 <simba> blah blah black sheep
32:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy Loof
35:00 <Loof> hey man :)
03:00 <under> hey
03:00 <under> any it developer here?
03:00 <amsy> me
03:00 <amsy> ............jk
04:00 <under> may I ask you something?
05:00 <under> amsy: ?
08:00 <amsy> i said jk
08:00 <amsy> im not an it developer
09:00 <under> idk what jk means
10:00 <amsy> joke
10:00 <under> oh ok sorry
11:00 <under> what's your job
26:00 <SaintTaco> Ana!
26:00 <SaintTaco> You must be a tough bitch to live in Alaska
55:00 <Pieter> so im like flipper yooo
55:00 <Pieter> FLIP HER YO
55:00 <Pieter> yoooooooooo
55:00 <Pieter> sally sold sea chelles on the sea shore
56:00 <Pieter> BEACHED WHALES , BEACHED WHALES FOR SALE , BEACHED WHALES !!!!
56:00 <Pieter> =p
56:00 <Fall> morning all
56:00 <chelle> sup Fall
56:00 <Fall> ayy chelle
56:00 <Pieter> moaning
01:00 <Fall> good moaning, I was just pissing by your door
01:00 <chelle> lulz
01:00 <Fall> lel
02:00 <chelle> can i stay home today? i dont want to go to work
05:00 <frayedknot> only if you still get paid for it
05:00 <chelle> im a casual, so no
06:00 <Fall> baw
06:00 <Fall> casuals earn the bux
07:00 <chelle> they do?
08:00 <Kynetic> wheeee
10:00 <Fall> apparently
11:00 <Fall> not having to be paid sick or holiday days
34:00 <Pieter> myy myy myyyy pieter
34:00 <Pieter> whyyy whyy whyyyy mah pieter
34:00 <Pieter> oh piets so seeeeeeeeexy pieter
34:00 <Pieter> tell yourself youre sexyyyyy oh pieter !
50:00 <Pieter> hah , now champix is being dogged cos a kid took his life ... why the fuck cant people just take responsibility for their own shit and leave it at that :/
58:00 <Fall> because it's easier to try and sue the pharmaceuticals
02:00 <Pieter> *nod*
14:00 <Nikky`> ooooh no - not the mouse cord
15:00 <StrykerX> Why for you no at work?!
16:00 <StrykerX> I could whip you with something else but I might get banned
16:00 <StrykerX> >.>
16:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <Nikky`> I for am on holidays till 27th
17:00 <StrykerX> Hard life.
17:00 <Nikky`> Why for you no at work?
17:00 <Nikky`> Sure is
17:00 <StrykerX> I quit.
17:00 <StrykerX> Had enough of being ripped off. Got an interview this arvo
18:00 <Nikky`> I see - doing?
18:00 <Nikky`> What were you doing>
18:00 <StrykerX> Drove a delivery vehicle
18:00 <StrykerX> Going back into the office environment.
18:00 <Nikky`> Aaaah office boy
18:00 <StrykerX> :>
20:00 <Pieter> bahwahaha
27:00 <Fall>  d'oh
27:00 <Pieter> dildo'h
28:00 <StrykerX> Dildo, closest thing Pieter will ever have to a natural hardon again.
29:00 <StrykerX> Cause dugs
29:00 <StrykerX> lol
29:00 <StrykerX> Drugs*
30:00 <Fall> I thought my vps had died or something, just ended up being my term not knowing alt + right arrow (move btween windows)
33:00 <Pieter> i liked that french get together
33:00 <Pieter> over 2 million people
35:00 <beagle> news says over 3 million
37:00 <Nikky`> I hope you get the job StrykerX..so you don't have to deal with this each morning haha
37:00 <Pieter> how did i taste StrykerX ?
37:00 <Pieter> after all you did kiss mandy 40 minutes after she sucked me off and swallowed my load
37:00 <Pieter> and she sure didnt brush her teeth before leaving :)
38:00 <Pieter> aaaaanyway
38:00 <StrykerX> True that, Nikky
39:00 <StrykerX> LOL Pieter you retarded junky cunt
39:00 <StrykerX> You still really believe that?
40:00 <Pieter> lunch time soooooooooooon
40:00 <Pieter> cmooooon lunch
42:00 <StrykerX> Never heard of anyone refer to heroin as lunch
42:00 <StrykerX> But whatever floats ya boat.
42:00 <StrykerX> :')
43:00 <Pieter> hello hally2014:)
45:00 <Nikky`> lol StrykerX
45:00 <Nikky`> What time is your interview?
45:00 <StrykerX> 2.15
45:00 <StrykerX> Keen as
45:00 <Nikky`> Is the job in the city?
46:00 <StrykerX> Nar, out near Kew
50:00 <Nikky`> aaah
50:00 <Nikky`> Hopefully not rotating hrs and just normal 9-5
51:00 <StrykerX> Fuck rotating hours at that distance!
54:00 <Nikky`> Yeah - I am lucky in my role I could keep my hours. before I took role my hrs were 8 - 4:30 but other guys were doing 9 - 5:30 so for me to take the role they agreed to change to hrs I want
54:00 <Nikky`> Our call centre is open 8 - 7..  hate to work till 7
54:00 <Nikky`> I'd get home near 9 
55:00 <Pieter> food time bbl
55:00 <Floss> how are we all
01:00 <NikAway> good luck for today StrykerX :o)
02:00 <StrykerX> Cheers
08:00 <SaintTaco> yay its Pieter
09:00 <SaintTaco> leaving
12:00 <StrykerX> The world is a better place
17:00 <DemonsRun> Mean
17:00 <StrykerX> You love it x0x
18:00 <DemonsRun> Not a mouse cord I donr
21:00 <StrykerX> Nawww
21:00 <Chris|> fuck ya
24:00 <BlackDevil> my dick
24:00 <BlackDevil> is tiny
32:00 <Pieter1> I choo choo choose you
33:00 <Chris|> cool
36:00 <BlackDevil> ok that so cute ralph
45:00 <BlackDevil> i like to fart
57:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter1 http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Tiny-little-pizza.jpg
08:00 <SaintTaco> o yea and a diet pepsi
25:00 <Pieter1> What's that? On the train so can't throw pornographic the on hehe
25:00 <StrykerX> Off to a new dealers place, Pieter1?
26:00 <Pieter1> You're one sad drug orientated fool... Get some therapy
27:00 <Pieter1> Anyway gonna go n talk to someone bbl
29:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter1 http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Tiny-little-pizza.jpg
30:00 <SaintTaco> Don't open it Pieter1 
30:00 <SaintTaco> Tiny-little-pizza.jpg = porn
30:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh I need to learn to be patient 
30:00 <mrgrumpy> food porn!
30:00 <SaintTaco> thats not food porn
30:00 <SaintTaco> thats fat porn
31:00 <British^Meat> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I GET IT!!!!!!!! Pieter1 and drugs! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
31:00 <British^Meat> cant u get ppl to troll u about something else Pieter1?
31:00 <StrykerX> I
31:00 <BlackDevil> its not porn
31:00 <BlackDevil> mate
31:00 <StrykerX> I will take that as a yes, Pieter1
31:00 <British^Meat> HAHAHHAHAHA
33:00 <SaintTaco> Wow you're a fucking weirdo British^Meat 
33:00 <British^Meat> wait...
33:00 <British^Meat> i think im done........
33:00 <British^Meat> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
33:00 <British^Meat> that last one just snuck up on me
33:00 <British^Meat> my ribs, so hurt
33:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat
33:00 <BlackDevil> spank me
33:00 <British^Meat> BD, worst user ever
34:00 <BlackDevil> yea
34:00 <BlackDevil> true
34:00 <BlackDevil> but not the worst
34:00 <British^Meat> currently, the worst
34:00 <BlackDevil> nah
34:00 <BlackDevil> 404
38:00 <BlackDevil> did you know there is an interesting video of 2 girls 1 cup?
40:00 <Pieter1> 2 strykerx and 1 horse cock
41:00 <Pieter1> 2 strykers 1 Pieters sprig from mandy
41:00 <British^Meat> (currently pre-empting a drug reference)
41:00 <British^Meat> which one do u think will do it first Pieter1?
42:00 <Pieter1> Meh dunno dun care
42:00 <StrykerX> rofl
42:00 <mrgrumpy> BlackDevil, dude why did you have to remind me of that clip
42:00 <StrykerX> Gonna bash a commuter now Pieter1?
42:00 <StrykerX> Deal with that rage champ?
43:00 <SaintTaco> Mate where do you buy a fosters?
43:00 <mrgrumpy> SaintTaco, england?
43:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil why did u unban all the knobends and not let anyone else put them back on?
44:00 <Pieter1> It turn you on mrgrumpy ?
45:00 <BlackDevil> i unbanned jesus
45:00 <BlackDevil> and god
46:00 <StrykerX> What about Mohammad?
46:00 <BlackDevil> hes a pedo
46:00 <BlackDevil> still banned
46:00 <StrykerX> Racist
46:00 <BlackDevil> being a pedo has no race
47:00 <SaintTaco> It toes is a race. Get in before the hair
47:00 <SaintTaco> totes
53:00 <SaintTaco> Did you know, wifi causes cancer, but everytime I have bread, I toast it until its black, because carcinogens you digest are good for you
54:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that there is a little over 7GB of expansions for BF4?
55:00 <SaintTaco> Wow, I fucking love science
55:00 <Skirmish> Do you have their facebook page liked?
55:00 <SaintTaco> I totes do man
55:00 <SaintTaco> It lets people know I'm really smart
56:00 <SaintTaco> You know who's also a Science. Neil DeGrasse Tyson
56:00 <Skirmish> I watched a video yesterday that detailed the "data" transfer of male ejaculation by measuring the DNA transfer. Can't remember the figures. It's impressive. 
56:00 <BlackDevil> Official say divers retrieve 1 black box from crashed AirAsia flight on bottom of Java Sea
57:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: Nobody cares about the AirAsia flight. Let it go,
57:00 <SaintTaco> Neil DeGrasse Tyson invented Chuck Norris. Thats how badass he is.
57:00 <Skirmish> I am a NDT fan. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Watched the revamp of the cosmos series with my son. 
58:00 <BlackDevil> i hate shaving my balls
58:00 <BlackDevil> wish there was a faster way
58:00 <SaintTaco> I think he's alright, I just don't like the way people beat him up as some magician
58:00 <Skirmish> BD saves the day, dragging the conversation down to Christopher level. Thanks BD. 
58:00 <SaintTaco> He's a science communicator, not a scientist. If he's a scientist, what was his contribution?
59:00 <Skirmish> SaintTaco: The religion vs science debate in America hypes him up. 
59:00 <Skirmish> There are actual school boards in US states that want Evolution removed from text books and replaced by the religious version of how we all came about.
00:00 <DemonsRun> Shouldn't you be sleeping Skirmish?
01:00 <SaintTaco> Well the US does have the seperation of state and church, and it is debatable that evolution is a faith, since it can't actually be reproduced in a lab, or conclusively proven to exist (like God)
01:00 <StrykerX> Religion should be an elective in schooling
02:00 <SaintTaco> I believe in evolution but I'm just saying that people should have a right to their own beliefs
02:00 <StrykerX> Not a required unit.
02:00 <BlackDevil> evin Spacey wins Golden Globes award for Best Actor in a TV Drama for "House of Cards"
02:00 <BlackDevil> welcome Skirmish
03:00 <SaintTaco> Evolution should probably be an elective in the US, also
03:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Up early for a delivery which just arrived
03:00 <SaintTaco> It'd make the bible bashers happy
03:00 <Skirmish> My new mobile internet dongle etc
04:00 <StrykerX> Each sperm carries 37.5MB of data
04:00 <Skirmish> Plus downloading all the BF4 expansions for Ethan.
04:00 <BlackDevil> yup
04:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Found the vsauce video?
04:00 <DemonsRun> Ahh
04:00 <BlackDevil> i know
04:00 <DemonsRun> As long as you're rested enough for work
04:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I'll be good :) 
05:00 <StrykerX> http://www.tomshardware.com/news/data-storage-data-transfer-sperm-dna,14089.html
05:00 <DemonsRun> Awesome :)
05:00 <SaintTaco> StrykerX, that sounds like an "I fucking love science" quote
05:00 <SaintTaco> Atoms are information. How many atoms make up a sperm? I'm sure a complete representation is a little more complex than 37.5mb
06:00 <StrykerX> Do not talk about the bandwidth of your production system (apparently about 1.4 TB/s to 2.2 TB/s if you consider an uptime of five seconds and ignore potential packet loss), severed connections, upload and download speeds, data compression techniques, and do not suggest the usage of a renewable material source for future storage devices.
06:00 <StrykerX> Who the fuck sits down and works this shit out?
06:00 <SaintTaco> Dumb cunts, thats who
06:00 <SaintTaco> Cause they worked it out wrong
06:00 <StrykerX> lol
08:00 <SaintTaco> Packet loss? Umm okay
08:00 <SaintTaco> 100% packet loss? Doesn't every sperm carry different genetic material?
08:00 <StrykerX> Shooting blanks I guess
08:00 <DemonsRun> Woohoo New tongue bar!
09:00 <StrykerX> I haven't replaced mine for yrs
09:00 <chris||> yay
09:00 <StrykerX> OH wait, I tell a lie.. 2 yrs
10:00 <StrykerX> Mrs at the bought me a replacement one then cracked the shits cause I didn't wanna take it out :/
10:00 <SaintTaco> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/gallery/crazy-scenes-melbourne-darts-competition-crowd-erupts-chaos
10:00 <DemonsRun> Tongue bar?
10:00 <DemonsRun> I got one with a star at the end. Feels weird haha
10:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
10:00 <StrykerX> Mines just a blue bar
11:00 <DemonsRun> I like silverrrr
11:00 <DemonsRun> The jewel fell out of my last one and kept scratching the roof of my mouth
12:00 <StrykerX> Surprised it didn't fall out
12:00 <DemonsRun> The bar?
12:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
13:00 <DemonsRun> Nah I'm talented haha
13:00 <DemonsRun> Swallowed a couple if the balls tho
13:00 <StrykerX> rofl
13:00 <DemonsRun> In the last week I've swallowed two. Before that I had it... 7 years?
13:00 <StrykerX> Do them up tighter man
14:00 <DemonsRun> I did. This one should be fine the star doesn't come off
14:00 <StrykerX> Well, I'm guessing you're violent with your tongue
14:00 <StrykerX> So time will tell.
15:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not! 
15:00 <DemonsRun> I kept one for 7 years so that's not a bad effort
16:00 <DemonsRun> Wouldn't lose Skirmish's balls in my mouth xD 
17:00 <British^Meat> Theres a little bit of Skirmish inside all of us....
17:00 <frayedknot> ouch!
17:00 <Skirmish> Just the tip
24:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
55:00 <Skirmish> If I won lotto I would create a broadband company with 100% Australian call centres. 
56:00 <SaintTaco> Umm
57:00 <SaintTaco> You'd create Internode?
57:00 <SaintTaco> Most people don't want to pay Internode rates
03:00 <Skirmish> Internode isn't available in my area. 
03:00 <Lwaxana> oh Skirmish
03:00 <Lwaxana> had a thought about what you said the other day
04:00 <Lwaxana> one thing Austnet has over Undernet
04:00 <Lwaxana> is vw
04:00 <chris||> and u Lwaxana
04:00 <chris||> :)
05:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what that is Lwaxana. 
05:00 <Lwaxana> well..as you sit over there 
05:00 <Lwaxana> your ip address is visible to everyone
05:00 <StrykerX> Isn't vw the host scrambling?
05:00 <StrykerX> Or it used to be.
05:00 <Skirmish> No, you can register and have it hidden. 
06:00 <Lwaxana> but you didnt
06:00 <Skirmish> No, I haven't got around to doing it. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Should I be concerned about my IP being visible? 
07:00 <Lwaxana> many many users seem to be
07:00 <StrykerX> DDoS
08:00 <Lwaxana> *shrug*
08:00 <SaintTaco> Internode resell Telstra?
08:00 <SaintTaco> Lwaxana, virtual world? lul wat
08:00 <SaintTaco> isn't that an austhex8 feature? aren't we running inspire ircd now?
09:00 <SaintTaco> Like taking a walk back to 1999
10:00 <SaintTaco> Inspire refer to that feature as "cloaking". I thought you liked Star Trek :/
11:00 <Skirmish> Internode do cover here now. The only do plans up to 300GB though. 
12:00 <SaintTaco> Yea Simon Hackett also doesn't seem that skilled at negotiating with TW
12:00 <Nikky`> *woosh*
13:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: Well thanks for noticing that whilst on undernet my IP was exposed. It doesn't seem to be a big issue amongst the natives there though. I will keep it in mind. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Hey Nikky` :) 
14:00 <FredMcNasty> This might be a stupid question... but umm what's Melbourne?
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
14:00 <Skirmish> FredMcNasty: Google has all the answers you seek. 
14:00 <SaintTaco> Melbourne is a shitty nightclub
15:00 <SaintTaco> That serves coffee
15:00 <Nikky`> Good coffee tho
15:00 <SaintTaco> Nah its really just nescafe with a side of arrogant self importance
16:00 <FredMcNasty> oh! the city in Australia!
16:00 <SaintTaco> Whats Australia?
16:00 <Nikky`> Lies - I will hear nothing of these said lies
17:00 <FredMcNasty> it's an island with the best retention pond in all the land.
17:00 <Lwaxana> SaintTaco ??? this network still hides users ips
18:00 <SaintTaco> Yes, but features like vhosts from inspire's cloacking means that the "virtual world" isn't really being used anymore.
18:00 <SaintTaco> clocking is more advanced
18:00 <Lwaxana> easy way of refering to it
18:00 <Pieter> dont tell it that Lwaxana
18:00 <Pieter> it will actually believe you
18:00 <Pieter> =p
19:00 <SaintTaco> ok but virtual world doesn't exist anymore
19:00 <SaintTaco> Pieter, what'd you buy today, anyway? Meth?
20:00 <Skirmish> Depends on what he could sell at Cashies. 
20:00 <Pieter> gotta get captain risky in as prime minister !
21:00 <beagle> i put the smokes away , only 1 filter left 
21:00 <beagle> cashies wanna give me 2000 loan
21:00 <beagle> but yeah lot of interest on that almost pay back double specially if theres late payments
22:00 <Nikky`> I really could go a nap but I have to leave around 4 to drop my car off to mechanics :/
22:00 <beagle> i was about to nap
22:00 <beagle> but its like 3pm
22:00 <beagle> sleeping at night is good turn around for me 
22:00 <FredMcNasty> I'm about to go to sleep.. it's 11:22 pm over here. I just thought I'd check the IRC out.
22:00 <beagle> ah ok, the usa 
22:00 <beagle> or canada ?
23:00 <Pieter> europe
23:00 <beagle> oh ok
23:00 <beagle> yeah theres lots europeans on irc 
23:00 <Pieter> 11:22pm sounds like they're ahead of us
23:00 <beagle> most em are euro in amiga room on efnet
23:00 <beagle> tho bloke owns it is american
23:00 <FredMcNasty> <-- in USA
23:00 <beagle> so i was rite
23:00 <Pieter> weird
24:00 <Pieter> but mmmkay
24:00 <beagle> ok well im in australia nearish melbourne .
24:00 <SaintTaco> Yes Pieter. He's in GMT+17
24:00 <SaintTaco> Its a polyonesian island called europe
24:00 <SaintTaco> a loool hah
33:00 <Skirmish> USA is behind us. 
34:00 <Fall> anybody check the Archer episode last night?
40:00 <beagle> but usa is way older
42:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon TheRon
42:00 <TheRon> it is isn't it
42:00 <Skirmish> Until about 6pm when social convention says it's evening. 
42:00 <Lwaxana> Pieter they are behind us
43:00 <TheRon> indeed
43:00 <Lwaxana> we start a day beforw them
44:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-12/australian-internet-speeds-rank-44th-in-the-world/6012570   <------- Be proud Liberal voters. 
44:00 <Lwaxana> pfffft
45:00 <Lwaxana> federal liberal voters have NOTHING to be proud of
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, that is what I was hinting at. 
45:00 <Floss> derp
46:00 <TheRon> smoochy noochy
46:00 <SaintTaco> Error: Political Bullshit - No Broadband Now, try again later
46:00 <Fez> I heard a.rumor about breasts
47:00 <Skirmish> lol I am still outside of the roll out area for newcastle but they have started building it in poor suburbs. 
47:00 <TheRon> toony abbott is a boob
47:00 <Skirmish> Can't pay the bills and live in heavily rent reduced public housing, but we got de NBN!
47:00 <Lwaxana> christopher pyne is a clueless twit
47:00 <Pieter> I like him
47:00 <Skirmish> Pyne looks like Butthead off Beavis and Butthead. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Pieter: What is there to like about him? 
48:00 <Pieter> i liked him in that tom clansy movie
48:00 <Skirmish> Oh, Pieter is being random on drugs again. Should have known better to engage. 
49:00 <TheRon> songs sung blue everybody knows one
49:00 <Nikky`> Ok, time to drop car off.. bbl
50:00 <Pieter> i can see why you Skirmish taco and strykerx are loners
50:00 <Pieter> NOOOOO FRIENDS
51:00 <SaintTaco> Skirmish, dude ever been to Mt Druitt? Nobody has jobs, but there is a 60" TV in every room of the fucking house, and foxtel on each.
51:00 <Skirmish> As interesting as I am sure your insight into others is Pieter, along with also being massively hypocritical. I am far from interested in it. 
51:00 <TheRon> i have 48 new friends
51:00 <Pieter> and yet you keep mentioning my name
51:00 <Pieter> sad:)
51:00 <TheRon> well now it's down to 18
51:00 <SaintTaco> Mow the lawn? Why do that when you rent and you have foxtel. And if the unkept grass attracts snakes, sue the real estate.
52:00 <Skirmish> Pieter: If you stopped saying such stupid things, I wouldn't have to address you over them. Think on that. 
52:00 <Pieter> and there it is again :)
52:00 <SaintTaco> Pieter, I'm not upset, I really enjoy being better than you
52:00 <Pieter> bawhaha
52:00 <Pieter> yeh ok kid
52:00 <Skirmish> SaintTaco: There is no challenge in being a better person that Pieter. 
52:00 <Pieter> you enjoy that
52:00 <Pieter> =)
53:00 <SaintTaco> No worries. Next time you have no money for meth, just remember, I don't have problems like yours
53:00 <Lwaxana> well Pieter liking Pyne certainly isnt proof of intelligent thinking
53:00 <Pieter> sad assed drug orientated lonely fools 
54:00 <Pieter> SHUT UP LWAXANA =p
54:00 <Lwaxana> ???
54:00 <Pieter> you're just angry he took over kirk
54:00 <Pieter> =p
54:00 <Fall> lol Mt Druitt
54:00 <TheRon> i like beer and boobs
54:00 <Lwaxana> we are talking federal politics here
55:00 <Lwaxana> not ST characters
55:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is engaging on the only level he knows how to through his drug fuelled haze. We should appreciate his efforts. 
56:00 <Pieter> ok then , youre angry he played a cia agent as jack ryan =p
56:00 <Lwaxana> *sigh*
56:00 <Pieter> =)
57:00 <TheRon> mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids, in fact it's cold as hell
57:00 <Lwaxana> I feel so sorry for drug addicts
57:00 <Pieter> apparently the US reached colder temps than on mars
58:00 <Lwaxana> minus 80 degrees F    >>>
58:00 <Lwaxana> I think not
59:00 <Pieter> im just saying what was said on space.com
59:00 <Pieter> :/
00:00 <TheRon> i love james taylor
00:00 <DemonsRun> God Damn it
00:00 <TheRon> ?
00:00 <DemonsRun> Air con isn't enough 
01:00 <TheRon> out for tea tonight, good aircon
01:00 <TheRon> genuine japanese food tonight
01:00 <TheRon> made right here in ballarat
01:00 <SaintTaco> space.com, the final frontier
02:00 <SaintTaco> These are the voyages of the drug addict Pieter
02:00 <British^Meat> HUEHUEHEUHEUHEE Pieter, drugs! HUE!
02:00 <TheRon> i thought tripping the velvet was pore pieter
02:00 <Pieter> you sad few :/
02:00 <Pieter> back later
02:00 <DemonsRun> Idk what I'm doing for dinner
03:00 <Skirmish> Maybe space.com is where Pieter got the idea that meth is good for you? 
04:00 <TheRon> carlton draught amber jubilee, maybe a parma and chips?
04:00 <SaintTaco> Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
04:00 <Skirmish> re-heated lasagna for me. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Time to get ready for the grindstone. 
05:00 <DemonsRun> Spongebob squarepants!
05:00 <SaintTaco> Who's porous and yellow and absorbant is he?
06:00 <SaintTaco> If nautical nonsense is something you wish
06:00 <SaintTaco> Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
07:00 <SaintTaco> Lwaxana, I put this on my resume - https://cservice.undernet.org/main/opschool/
07:00 <TheRon> drop it like it's hot
07:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
07:00 <DemonsRun> You're a strange one.
07:00 <British^Meat> lol, resume, this guy...
09:00 <simba> cum
09:00 <TheRon> cum o ye faithful
10:00 <Lwaxana> SaintTaco dont bother
13:00 <TheRon> simba what asian cup games does adelaide get?
13:00 <simba> lol idk
13:00 <TheRon> you didn't watch aus v kuwait?
13:00 <SaintTaco> whoops
16:00 <TheRon> lalalala loa
16:00 <SaintTaco> no, I didn't
17:00 <TheRon> where's your aussie spirit
17:00 <SaintTaco> at the pub
19:00 <British^Meat> simba, soton, giant killers
21:00 <TheRon> the who - behind blue eyes
24:00 <TheRon> california dreamin' on such a winters day
24:00 <beagle> seems my fridge is broken
24:00 <beagle> man i dont wanna live off takeaway
24:00 <simba> no TheRon
25:00 <beagle> might have to get that loan from cashies
25:00 <Lwaxana> u suggested that earlier
25:00 <TheRon> the interest alone is the killer
25:00 <British^Meat> and he will again...
26:00 <Lwaxana> beagle how long would it take you to save for it?
26:00 <beagle> months
26:00 <beagle> atlesat 6 months probably without winning money in between
26:00 <Lwaxana> overtime at work?
26:00 <British^Meat> :)
28:00 <beagle> if i was working
28:00 <beagle> well these days buying n selling on ebay is an option, cept i dont drive n cant take parcels to post office
29:00 <Lwaxana> get a job?
29:00 <Lwaxana> or two
29:00 <TheRon> get a haircut and get a real job
30:00 <British^Meat> as in, you CANT drive
30:00 <British^Meat> gawsh beagle, go to salvos and get a $100 fridge or less
30:00 <SaintTaco> I really don't think many people make money on eBay
30:00 <British^Meat> and sto pbuying retarded shit like iraqui money and UV lights/lasers
30:00 <British^Meat> welcome to THE REAL WORLD
31:00 <TheRon> you know how drug addicts used to jump over your back fence with your dvd player, what do they take these days, i mean dvd players aren't worth shit
32:00 <simba> the tv
32:00 <simba> ps3
32:00 <TheRon> bit big and bulky
32:00 <Lwaxana> good suggestion British^Meat
33:00 <Lwaxana> the salvos one
33:00 <SaintTaco> TheRon, instead of selling it as stolen to cashies, they sell it as "lightly scratched" on eBay
33:00 <simba> yeah dont let mirza brainwash you into buying some dead currency
33:00 <SaintTaco> TheRon, they take the same things, they just sell them differently
34:00 <Lwaxana> I  sometimes think about that when I buy makeup on ebay
34:00 <Lwaxana> that its possibly stolen
34:00 <Lwaxana> shop lifted
34:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ the ps3
34:00 <British^Meat> yes, yes, silly purchases
35:00 <SaintTaco> Makeup I dunno
35:00 <SaintTaco> Alot of the stuff from China is factory seconds tho
36:00 <Lwaxana> revlon makeup
36:00 <SaintTaco> Or, there is even money laundering on eBay. As in they fill your order by buying it from an online store elsewhere, usually at greater expense, with a stolen credit card
36:00 <simba> beags won big at the pokies but panda convinced him to buy a ps4 at launch.. then he like sold it at cashies for nothing.. then tried to buy it back later..
36:00 <SaintTaco> The PayPal you send your money to = cleaned funds
37:00 <Lwaxana> beagle how about we help you get a job??
38:00 <TheRon> that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
38:00 <Blarp> Afternoonish all
38:00 <British^Meat> ive tried to help him, i championed his unbanning in here, but then he got banned again a week later :(
38:00 <British^Meat> he will refuse our help
39:00 <simba> im a pinball
39:00 <Blarp> woohoo :D
40:00 <simba> got krispy kramers
40:00 <TheRon> veerybody wants to rule the world
40:00 <TheRon> got any kenny rogers chciken?
40:00 <simba> everybody wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigger
43:00 <TheRon> all this talk of niggas has shut everybody up
44:00 <beagle> its humid here but only 27c feels much hotter
44:00 <Lwaxana> such an ugly word
45:00 <TheRon> honesty is such a lonely word, everybody is so untrue
45:00 <Lwaxana> that and the c word
45:00 <TheRon> collingwood?
45:00 <Lwaxana> lol..well not quite what I meant
47:00 <SaintTaco> Captain Jean-Luc Picard?
48:00 <SaintTaco> Campio?
48:00 <SaintTaco> Children?
48:00 <TheRon> patrick stewart in the drive thru at maccas?
48:00 <SaintTaco> APPROACHING WARP SPEEED
48:00 <TheRon> for the sake of the future of all man kind i will have a small sprite
49:00 <stuffz> cls
49:00 <stuffz> hahaha 
49:00 <stuffz> gotta shave this beard growth off. its itchy 
50:00 <beagle> a job Lwaxana .. i joined jobsearch ...
50:00 <beagle> pretty much would have to walk taxi or bus to it tho for now
50:00 <stuffz> when does it start cooling down? april?
50:00 <beagle> there are jobs around , ones i found require certificate 3 atleast
51:00 <TheRon> there goes my hero, watch him as he goes
51:00 <beagle> yeah about april cooler
51:00 <TheRon> there goes my hero. he's ordinary
51:00 <Lwaxana> beagle McDs?
51:00 <beagle> isnt that a foofighters song
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <beagle> lol mcdonalds its just kids that work there
51:00 <beagle> well actually not always
51:00 <Lwaxana> they have adults
51:00 <beagle> kfc maybe when they make one here
51:00 <Lwaxana> Woolworths or Coles?
51:00 <TheRon> kfc is younger
51:00 <Lwaxana> Target?
52:00 <beagle> they kept saying to me if u work its easier to find more work ....
52:00 <beagle> target i think there is one
52:00 <Lwaxana> bbl
52:00 <beagle> well by walking i could save an hours money really but what if it starts early
52:00 <beagle> hrmmm ..... dont know how hard it would be getting back to work for me
52:00 <stuffz> atg my coles they have counterfiet KFC - its called "sfc"
53:00 <beagle> silly fried chicken ?
53:00 <beagle> hrm
53:00 <beagle> anyway i used to buy country chicken it was like kfc probably better
53:00 <stuffz> i dont know its got the same artwork on it just a yellow instead of red
53:00 <beagle> i think they still sell country chicken at mums deli
53:00 <SaintTaco> southern fried chicken
53:00 <SaintTaco> don't buy it, its fucking shit
53:00 <TheRon> george costanza got traded for some fried chicken
53:00 <beagle> i aint had kfc or hungry jacks for ages
53:00 <beagle> i have been buying yiros if i go out for takeaway
54:00 <SaintTaco> wicked wings are heaps better
54:00 <stuffz> http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/sfc-take-home-boneless-chicken-bucket
54:00 <SaintTaco> or buffalo wings or whatever the fuck the packet says they're called
54:00 <TheRon> what should i order at this teriyaki place tonight?
54:00 <SaintTaco> stuffz, yes I bought one and it was putrid, almost inedible
54:00 <beagle> iga was selling us cheap chicken hot chicken probably still do only 7 bucks
55:00 <beagle> sfc looks delicious
55:00 <SaintTaco> on the picture it does
55:00 <SaintTaco> reality it doesn't
55:00 <beagle> damn.
55:00 <beagle> lets sue em !
55:00 <TheRon> powderfinger - already gone
56:00 <British^Meat> beagle, my mate lives in littlehampton, he catches the bus and cleans the floor of some fish factory somewhere
56:00 <British^Meat> it requires no certs
56:00 <British^Meat> JUST DO IT!
56:00 <beagle> sounds good for me
56:00 <beagle> i can earn 1000, before they dock pension
57:00 <beagle> and if ya workin u dont care anyway do ya
57:00 <British^Meat> job networks are a waste, u can do it all online
57:00 <beagle> i used to tafe and work maybe i can get back into it.
57:00 <beagle> well yeah British^Meat they aint helped me i just ask them word mouth i did that to work at marcellina flagstuff hill
58:00 <TheRon> can you do weed networks online??
58:00 <SaintTaco> then if anyone asks you what you do, you can tell them your jobs a little fishy
58:00 <beagle> just played around with emf meter
59:00 <SaintTaco> if you want a more unique idea
59:00 <SaintTaco> go to china, teach english
59:00 <SaintTaco> no certs required, $50k/pa
59:00 <beagle> lightbulbs are pretty bad , theres less emf from walls n stuff if u have a large house, or pref higher ceilings from lightbulb radiation ... can ya believe it goes few feet
59:00 <beagle> lol 50k really fuck haha well then i have to learn mandarin
59:00 <SaintTaco> They have free mandarin classes
59:00 <beagle> chinese folks always have been very nice to me the people i have met
00:00 <beagle> hrmm long way for me , im kinda scared planes, earaches n stuff
00:00 <SaintTaco> They also provide accomodation and airfares normally
00:00 <SaintTaco> Look into it
00:00 <beagle> dad has been to china !
00:00 <beagle> just for holiday i believe well once to buy motors
01:00 <SaintTaco> Apparently in China theres something like 400 million people learning english
01:00 <beagle> being into computers i would find china facinating
01:00 <SaintTaco> So its a pretty big industry
01:00 <TheRon> baby, thats just the way it is baby\
01:00 <beagle> and i would try their noodle box hrm msg , they say they still put msg in their food tho and im allergic
01:00 <British^Meat> help us to help u beagle
01:00 <SaintTaco> you like it when I give you msg
01:00 <beagle> learning how to write in chinese would take years
01:00 <SaintTaco> /msg beagle
01:00 <TheRon> i like beer
02:00 <beagle> lol im more likely to get maccas job than go to china dan
02:00 <beagle> i had carton pale ale yesterday its all gone now
02:00 <TheRon> nice!
02:00 <TheRon> pale ale is good shit
03:00 <beagle> do they make it in vic aswell
03:00 <Blarp> agreed, it's my drink of choice when I'm drinking beer
03:00 <TheRon> they make little creatures in geelong now
03:00 <SaintTaco> a friend of mine is over in china right now
03:00 <SaintTaco> lying to tafe, saying they're still a resident of nsw
03:00 <SaintTaco> doing tafe oten over the internet
03:00 <beagle> they told me melbourne bitter was the best beer u can get .....
03:00 <beagle> i think pale tastes better 
03:00 <TheRon> bs
03:00 <SaintTaco> while teaching english
04:00 <TheRon> melbourne bitter is just a weaker vb
04:00 <British^Meat> honestly, maccas are NOT going to hire a ragged, drunk, unemployable weak mid 30's dude
04:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> i buy alot of chinese manufactured goods
04:00 <British^Meat> so i reckon you'd get a job in china first
04:00 <TheRon> billy joel - river of dreams
04:00 <SaintTaco> British^Meat, he'll prob find a wife in china, looking like that
05:00 <British^Meat> he looks like chris :/
07:00 <beagle> black hair but western !
07:00 <SaintTaco> Chris has an ok appearance, its just when he talks
07:00 <beagle> some chinese have long hair too ....
07:00 <TheRon> everybody hates chris
07:00 <SaintTaco> I like Chris
10:00 <beagle> i was suprised the laptop had no emf
10:00 <beagle> they must shield them these days
10:00 <beagle> old ones would definately have radiation outta em
11:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lonliness, truth beauty and a picture of you
11:00 <beagle> i mean this guy on youtube his definately did , when he plugged it in anyway its probably different radiation as in not magnetic, its microwaves that come out laptop
13:00 <TheRon> i like breasts
13:00 <beagle> yeah
13:00 <beagle> i like em medium to big
13:00 <beagle> small breasts r kinda boring
14:00 <beagle> all my gf's had pretty big knockers
14:00 <SaintTaco> Meh
14:00 <SaintTaco> Most the time you're not fucking tits, so whats it matter?
14:00 <beagle> they look pretty flat when theyre on their back tho !
14:00 <beagle> lol i have dont boob sex it wasnt too bad
14:00 <beagle> done
14:00 <beagle> push lick push lick
15:00 <simba> thanks 4 that
15:00 <SaintTaco> Yea its pretty good but the vag is still better
15:00 <beagle> better? its too good ..
15:00 <beagle> sometimes i only last few minutes
15:00 <beagle> so i get drunk before i do it
15:00 <beagle> but then hardly can get it up
15:00 <beagle> u gotta be lucky to have good sex sometimes
15:00 <TheRon> i'm playing pieter's song, charlie no.3 (buy now pay later)
17:00 <SaintTaco> Well then its settled
17:00 <TheRon> yes?
17:00 <SaintTaco> You'd go a chick with tiny tits over beehhh with massive tits, any day
17:00 <TheRon> well yeah!
17:00 <SaintTaco> Just saying tits are nice but they're not everything
17:00 <TheRon> they're a lot of things
18:00 <TheRon> i'm a be=reast man what can i say
18:00 <TheRon> breast
18:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Breasts.
19:00 <TheRon> indeed
19:00 <British^Meat> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/6FT-1-5M-SVGA-15-PIN-MALE-TO-FEMALE-SUPER-VGA-MONITOR-EXTENSION-CORD-CABLE-BLUE-/400800986821?pt=AU_Laptop_Accessories&hash=item5d5199b6c5
19:00 <Blarp> boobies?
19:00 <TheRon> SaintTaco: hates breasts
19:00 <SaintTaco> nah I love tits
20:00 <SaintTaco> but tbh a girl you can trust to take the pill so you can blow your load in her each time, is prob more important
20:00 <SaintTaco> feels good mang
20:00 <TheRon> i bet that you look good on the dance floor
23:00 <beagle> so my 40 dollar lotto ticket won 3.90
23:00 <beagle> i think i can buy another for that
23:00 <TheRon> wise investment
23:00 <beagle> oh yes, im in the money im in the money
25:00 <StrykerX> Woah woah
25:00 <StrykerX> Evacuate the dance floor
25:00 <Doodle> poof
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cascada - Evacuate The Dance Floor.mp3 (7.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:34)
26:00 <beagle> bought another ticket with the 3 90
26:00 <beagle> wish me luck
28:00 <slinky_J> hope you win a million
28:00 <TheRon> russian was very sad and such was life in leningrad
28:00 <TheRon> life
29:00 <Doodle> how 1998
29:00 <Doodle> whats next an aqua concert
30:00 <TheRon> hello barbie
30:00 <TheRon> hi ken
30:00 <Doodle> wanna go for a ride
30:00 <Doodle> SURE
33:00 <StrykerX> Come on barbie, let's go party
33:00 <StrykerX> Ah ah ah yeah!!
34:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COREY FELDMAN - ASCENSION MILLENNIUM *OFFICIAL VIDEO RELEASE* (Presented by CiFi Records) (Dec 26, 2013) 4:50 - Category: People & Blogs - 103,736 views - 611 likes (46.1%), 713 dislikes (53.9%)
34:00 <Doodle> yw
43:00 <StrykerX> `info
44:00 <StrykerX> Faggot script
45:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP isn't flooding me
45:00 <TacoTonight> ChanOP is a hater
46:00 <TacoTonight> What scripts do fags run anyway?
47:00 <nate> whos a fag!
47:00 <Pieter> https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bleen-3d-without-glasses
47:00 <Pieter> gimme!
47:00 <StrykerX> NNS lol
49:00 <nate> that is hawt pieter!
50:00 <StrykerX> `8ball is ChanOP a fag?
50:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is ChanOP a fag??? Yes.!!
50:00 <StrykerX> Glad that's settled.
52:00 <Pieter> yeh it is nate:)
53:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter i am stuffz. i like ice. still havent lost an teeth but having a psychosis every rush
53:00 <StrykerX> rofl
53:00 <nate> like the nick
54:00 <nate> STR8 lol
54:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> heaps mof men like my nick
54:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> no chix yet
55:00 <StrykerX> nate is feeling a little let down
55:00 <StrykerX> By the STR8 bit
56:00 <DemonsRun> 5 mins
56:00 <DemonsRun> 5 Fucking mins
56:00 <StrykerX> Till?
56:00 <DemonsRun> Lol skirmish is at work and I can annoy the hell out of him for funsies
57:00 <DemonsRun> You know those glitter cut outs if spiders? Like sequins? I need some.
57:00 <DemonsRun> No church bells
57:00 <DemonsRun> You're hearing things
57:00 <DemonsRun> Weirdo
58:00 <nate> i hear rings on fingers
58:00 <StrykerX> lolol
58:00 <DemonsRun> I want to try Fucking on a trampoline.
58:00 <nate> plop!
58:00 <StrykerX> How do you know I don't live near a church?!
58:00 <StrykerX> Stalker!!
58:00 <DemonsRun> I think it would be hilarious 
59:00 <DemonsRun> Yes, I stalked you 
59:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
59:00 <StrykerX> On a side note, since when were internships legal in Australia?!
00:00 <DemonsRun> No idea? Why?
00:00 <StrykerX> Someone is looking for an IT intern
00:00 <StrykerX> No pay
01:00 <StrykerX> Experience preferred
01:00 <StrykerX> :/
01:00 <nate> ill give u an experience!
02:00 <Ryl> hello good day to all
03:00 <nate> hi ryl wassup good sir
03:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> what is a hair shaving device i can use to snip the hairs out of  my nose. i want one that buzzez!
03:00 <beagle> i had sex in rain on a trampoline
03:00 <beagle> in riverton
03:00 <nate> i use a pair of pliers, proper alloy ones ;D pull those suckers out
04:00 <Ryl> je suis charlie
04:00 <beagle> `8ball can beagle use chanop fortune teller
04:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: can beagle use chanop fortune teller?? Most likely.!!
04:00 <Ryl> freedom for all
04:00 <Ryl> freedom of speeh and expression of opinion
04:00 <beagle> `8ball is it fucken hot or what atleast it isnt again till next week
04:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is it fucken hot or what atleast it isnt again till next week?? Only one question please!!
05:00 <nate> ryl i give u freedom to chat up da chix on irc
05:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is it going to rain tomorrow like promised?
05:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is it going to rain tomorrow like promised??? Absolutely yes!!!
05:00 <StrykerX> rofl
05:00 <beagle> it will rain here and just did
05:00 <beagle> tomorrow too
05:00 <Ryl> lol at that anonymous hacking group
05:00 <Ryl> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25953438/anonymous-to-avenge-charlie-hebdo-victims/
05:00 <nate> beagle who is that guy u wanna kill
05:00 <nate> he always comes in
05:00 <Ryl> its good sentiment and all....but really, saying that they are goin to track down the terrorists and "kill" them??
06:00 <nate> and goes beagle wants to kill me!
06:00 <beagle> i dont wanna kill anyone in here
06:00 <Ryl> arent anonymous just fat IT geeks
06:00 <beagle> well , i dont wanna kill anybody in here.
06:00 <Ryl> sitting at home in their parents basement 35 yrs old
06:00 <Blarp> yes, the cyber terrorists, don't like the real world terrorists....
06:00 <beagle> what was i getting mad drunk or something 
06:00 <Ryl> devoting all their time into hacking
06:00 <beagle> well i take it back, was just mad about something i guess far out i wanna relax when i drink my beer
06:00 <beagle> actually i am looking forward to another carton when i get this loan
06:00 <Ryl> how are they supposed to track down and physically murder trained militants?
07:00 <beagle> bunker bombs ?
07:00 <Blarp> they are going to DDNS bomb the terrorist websites :P
07:00 <Ryl> i doubt those anonymous have ever even been in a real fight in their lives
07:00 <Ryl> aside from being beat up for thier lunch money when they were in highschool
08:00 <Ryl> hack into the terrorists fb profile and prevent them from logging in
08:00 <Ryl> boo hoo
08:00 <Ryl> thats not gona stop the terrorist from like, shooting up a cafe
10:00 <abc> who let the dogs out ? who who who who !
12:00 <nate> dont let ya mum out
12:00 <beagle> http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/lifestyle/food/we-put-mcdonalds-a-la-carte-menu-to-the-test/story-fni0dgif-1227180749466
13:00 <BlackDevil> Molotov cocktails hurled at Hong Kong media company’s headquarters and founder’s residence
13:00 <BlackDevil> Divers find cockpit voice recorder from downed AirAsia plane, but have not yet retrieved it.
13:00 <British^Meat> lol, news nerd
14:00 <British^Meat> "thanks for the update"
14:00 <BlackDevil> 'welcome'
15:00 <Pieter> OVERDOSING ON BEROCCA
15:00 <Pieter> I bounced upt I cant come back down :(
15:00 <StrykerX> Pieter ODing on something, what's new there?
15:00 <British^Meat> a drugs reference
15:00 <British^Meat> didnt see that coming
15:00 <Doodle> berocca is legal StrykerX
16:00 <StrykerX> True, Doodle
16:00 <StrykerX> Still ODing as usual
16:00 <British^Meat> StrykerX giving Pieter shit about drugs, whats new there?
16:00 <StrykerX> British^Meat is mad
16:00 <StrykerX> Over 1 line
16:00 <British^Meat> yup
16:00 <StrykerX> Pretends he likes Pieter
16:00 <Pieter> its all he has , but goes to show his state of mind :)
16:00 <British^Meat> u know it
16:00 <Doodle> what else would you like us to give him shit about? there is so much to choose from
16:00 <StrykerX> When he really doesn't.
16:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
16:00 <British^Meat> oh, pls dont get all irc srs on me StrykerX :/
17:00 <StrykerX> British^Meat, would you prefer I give him shit over his erection disorder?
17:00 <Doodle> srs bznss
17:00 <British^Meat> yes
17:00 <Pieter> generally if someone dislikes someone they do all they can to avoid em , they dont go all ocd in regards to em ... i love it:)
17:00 <British^Meat> i want you to never mention Pieter and drugs again
17:00 <StrykerX> Keeping in mind, links back to his drug abuse
17:00 <British^Meat> wait, i want you to TRY and not mention Pieter and drugs again
17:00 <StrykerX> ?
17:00 <Pieter> thats asking too much , his obsession with me has gone further than tacos
18:00 <Lwaxana> dont they go hand in hand??
18:00 <simba> Obsession for Men
18:00 <British^Meat> dude, it was better when you didnt come in here any more :/
18:00 <Pieter> ffs Lwaxana
18:00 <Pieter> are you serenity #2 ?
18:00 <Lwaxana> lol
18:00 <StrykerX> lolll
18:00 <simba> drug abuse owns
18:00 <StrykerX> British^Meat, nobody is forcing you to stay?
19:00 <British^Meat> lol oh dont gimme all dat
19:00 <British^Meat> r u new?
19:00 <StrykerX> Am I?
19:00 <simba> yes
19:00 <Pieter> naa seriously , he cant help himself , its sad ... he even had to kiss mandy to get some of my sperm from between her teeth into his mouth :/
19:00 <British^Meat> i KNEW it
19:00 <StrykerX> :)
19:00 <Pieter> he was too ashamed to ask me to jack off into a cup and mail it to him
19:00 <Pieter> :/
19:00 <simba> every1 just think about a 11,0clear blue sky
20:00 <StrykerX> Pieter thinks someone else is into bulldogs
20:00 <British^Meat> im done here...
20:00 <StrykerX> That's a bit sad.
20:00 <Pieter> not hard to think it , blue sky right out the window
20:00 <StrykerX> British^Meat, don't forget to /part :)
20:00 <Lwaxana> Pieter I daresay ANYONE would be ashamed to ask for that
20:00 <Pieter> Lwaxana: Ive already been a sperm donar ;p
21:00 <StrykerX> Good god..
21:00 <Pieter> it went right into one of those lil pee cups
21:00 <Lwaxana> and then got flushed I hope
21:00 <StrykerX> LOL
21:00 <Pieter> ://////
21:00 <StrykerX> We can only dream, Lwaxana
21:00 <Pieter> probably did , my sperms have all turned into homers
21:00 <DemonsRun> I feel
21:00 <DemonsRun> Tipsy.
21:00 <StrykerX> Oh really? ;D
21:00 <DemonsRun> Yessss
22:00 <DemonsRun> And possibly toey 
22:00 <StrykerX> Eeexcellent.
22:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
22:00 <StrykerX> Double eeexcellent.
22:00 <StrykerX> Oh wtf, ANOTHER terrorist attack
22:00 <Lwaxana> ???
22:00 <DemonsRun> Where?
22:00 <Lwaxana> where
22:00 <StrykerX> Just overheard it on the news
22:00 <StrykerX> I'll find a link.
23:00 <DemonsRun> Ta
23:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> ca anybody give me updates on Pieter's life in the past 6 months?
23:00 <DemonsRun> No.
23:00 <Lwaxana> AmericanNudist-STR8 ...............................................................................................................
23:00 <Lwaxana> that was it
24:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
24:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh I wish I was thinner.
24:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
24:00 <StrykerX> Lwaxana is a cool kid.
24:00 <Lwaxana> for a stalker??
24:00 <DemonsRun> I feel like a game of umm
24:00 <DemonsRun> Cards against humanity.
24:00 <StrykerX> Yup
25:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Yes?
25:00 <StrykerX> You don't look fat to me?
25:00 <DemonsRun> You lie.
26:00 <StrykerX> No.
26:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
27:00 <StrykerX> Also, I know people who get married are suckers but this guy must be a masochist..
27:00 <StrykerX> The couple who married each other 65 times and counting
27:00 <StrykerX> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world#kwDlhIkwbtEfYVp8.99
27:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf
27:00 <StrykerX> 65 times!!!
27:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> Pieter never speaks to me, so mi thought i'd chanel thru u guys
27:00 <Lwaxana> [18:22] <StrykerX> Oh wtf, ANOTHER terrorist attack   <<<<<<<<<<<< details yet?
28:00 <StrykerX> I only overheard it on the news.. (ch 9). Going through their news feed to see if I can find it
28:00 <StrykerX> Looked like it was in a 3rd world country though
28:00 <StrykerX> So prolly not reported.
28:00 <DemonsRun> Check sky news StrykerX 
29:00 <StrykerX> Oki
29:00 <Lwaxana> I'm watching Ch 9 news
29:00 <Lwaxana> nothing thus far
30:00 <DemonsRun> Sook tipsy
30:00 <StrykerX> It was on around 5 min ago
30:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> is this a picture of Pieter??? http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/01/12/12/40/victoria-police-release-image-after-indecent-assault-in-sandringham
32:00 <StrykerX> Found it
32:00 <StrykerX> Was in Lebanon.
32:00 <StrykerX> http://www.skynews.com.au/news/world/mideast/2015/01/11/twin-suicide-bombers-kill-nine-in-lebanon.html
33:00 <Lwaxana> lol AmericanNudist-STR8
33:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> oh well it wasnt in white mans lqand
33:00 <StrykerX> Armed holdup in Sunbury on Christmas eve
33:00 <StrykerX> The mug shot does look a little similar to Pieter
33:00 <StrykerX> :/
34:00 <DemonsRun> What the fuck is with all the attacks lately?
35:00 <Pieter> the french pm blamed the illuminati this morning
35:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/01/12/12/40/tupac-aggie-smalls-discovered-alive-in-local-KFC
36:00 <StrykerX> I know.. It's nuts.
36:00 <StrykerX> But Islam is a religion of peace.
36:00 <StrykerX> Just remember this.
37:00 <Doodle> dont be silly, clearly its the religion of firing your gun into the air and shouting IYIYIYIYIYI
38:00 <StrykerX> loll
38:00 <DemonsRun>  Rain is cominggggggg
38:00 <DemonsRun> Ants everywhere 
38:00 <DemonsRun> Thank Fuck for auto correct
38:00 <StrykerX> ?
39:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> heaps of gay gus are leaving christianity and joining islam cos christians and jews are interlorant and islam is a reli9gion of peace
39:00 <StrykerX> Fuck I'm out of smokes. Cbf going to the shops
39:00 <slinky_J> send them a filthy rude email
40:00 <slinky_J> meow
40:00 <DemonsRun> I have plenty of smokes
40:00 <DemonsRun> Too bad you're over 300ks away
40:00 <StrykerX> It is!
41:00 <DemonsRun> Sucker 
41:00 <StrykerX> Actually, what do you smoke?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Jps gold
41:00 <slinky_J> THAT'S A LONG WAY!
41:00 <StrykerX> Oh, that's acceptable
41:00 <StrykerX> Move closer woman!
42:00 <DemonsRun> You move.
42:00 <StrykerX> I know you do Josh ;D
42:00 <DemonsRun> When I'm drinking its reds
42:00 <slinky_J> ;)
43:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> i smoke coles brand smokes - woollies brand is like smoking dog poo - very nice but too rich
43:00 <StrykerX> Whatcha drinkin?
44:00 <DemonsRun> Southern
44:00 <StrykerX> Not bad
45:00 <StrykerX> Might be worth the trip then!
45:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> fuken ey cuzz.,. drinking the suth
45:00 <DemonsRun> Have Jack here too.
45:00 <StrykerX> Ok, it's worth it haha
46:00 <DemonsRun> Haha 
46:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> fuken ey cuzz how many ml's of suth u drunk and over what time span?
47:00 <StrykerX> :>
49:00 <StrykerX> Chicken schnitz with veges
50:00 <StrykerX> Keen as
50:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> sweet ey cuzz
50:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> what veggies ncuz
52:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck food
53:00 <StrykerX> I'll pass on that. :P
54:00 <Lwaxana> maybe a chnage in topic
56:00 <beagle> some those emf readers are like 300 dollars !
56:00 <beagle> holy crap too expensive dont think i need any more than this cheapie
57:00 <beagle> tho u can even buy thermal cameras from few hundred to 15k on ebay
57:00 <beagle> that would be cool as
57:00 <beagle> allredy dark at 6.40
57:00 <bee_girl> ugh
57:00 <beagle> 6.27 even
58:00 <beagle> well no its the cloud cover 
58:00 <Lwaxana> beagle have we got you a job yet?
59:00 <beagle> jobsearch might help me
59:00 <beagle> i might have to get certificate first
59:00 <Lwaxana> ??
59:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> muslim search
59:00 <Lwaxana> what certificate?
00:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> certificate 1 i human rights at the muslim school. had to end the course - it was shit
02:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> fucken hate how women always try to enter gay nudist colonies 
02:00 <beagle> some women were saying their husbands were gay
02:00 <beagle> on news recently
03:00 <beagle> wb bee girl
03:00 <bee_girl> ta
03:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> gas are gay for a reason - so women can fuck off
04:00 <beagle> DemonsRun i think jps blue is best
05:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> do u notice that  i have homosexual issues? its the str8 at the end of my nick that shows it... as well as i talk about pieter
05:00 <beagle> im not gay
05:00 <beagle> but i did join a gay room on pal
05:00 <beagle> and almost got admin
05:00 <beagle> i dont go there much anymore
05:00 <beagle> its pretty queer at times lol
06:00 <beagle> its mainly americans but the guy that owns it is aussie
10:00 <slinky_J> say beagle then say bee_girl
10:00 <slinky_J> sound the same? lel
11:00 <beagle> i thought so too
11:00 <beagle> nope i said it , theyre different
11:00 <beagle> more of rrrrr sound in girl :P 
11:00 <beagle> hrmm i could do with some beer
12:00 <beagle> my brother buys same as u now that oettinger
12:00 <beagle> he has his kids for about 2 weeks n doesnt come over here with em cause he thinks ill be drunk, i dont drink as much now cause i aint driving
12:00 <beagle> he would drink his beer n i would have to stay sober probably tho i used to get pretty drunk living at mums eventually she allowed it
14:00 <slinky_J> i dont buy that beer
14:00 <slinky_J> dont buy beer lol
14:00 <beagle> its not a bad one but i usually settle for pale ale
15:00 <beagle> did ya hear about my new gadget from ebay
15:00 <beagle> also i bought anne green gabels entire series
15:00 <slinky_J> i like to drink vodka now
15:00 <slinky_J> when i drink
15:00 <beagle> but this emf radiation meter , lots things around house have emf , not laptop or microwave tho theyre sheilded
15:00 <slinky_J> cool, I saw shemale porn the other day.. freaky shit.
15:00 <beagle> yeah vodka is an ok drink i buy it mixed spicey orange n stuff so dont have to mix with oj n stuff
16:00 <beagle> yeah its around place they always look so happy , having a penis, lol
16:00 <beagle> until ya see it u just dont think its possible
17:00 <beagle> people can be born all sorts ways tho , some babies are born with two heads , sharing the brain i think . there is new kid that has to have surgery or the parents will be able to decide she stays same, i mean they lose their child if they use surgery ! that would be a very hard deciciion to make
17:00 <slinky_J> I was all oh yeah shes sexy
17:00 <beagle> they often are
17:00 <slinky_J> then I was all confused and shit
17:00 <beagle> but wrong genitals for me lol
17:00 <beagle> yeah well its real women are born with a penis
18:00 <beagle> they consider themselves female tho, they are still female brained
18:00 <beagle> soooooo im trying to find out what is inside an emf reader how they are made
19:00 <beagle> most em are expenive up to hundreds but new dt 1130 i bought was 20
20:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQSOoFlaxI
22:00 <beagle> this exact one i bought http://club.dx.com/reviews/56359
22:00 <beagle> a lot of these have defects thank fark mine does not 
22:00 <beagle> they did check it , the box had no plastic around it
23:00 <StrykerX> :>
23:00 <StrykerX> <:
23:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX pm
23:00 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/DT-1130-Portable-Digital-LCD-Electromagnetic-Radiation-Detector-EMF-Meter-Tester-/251526640499 there is exact site to buy em 
24:00 <beagle> they made sure i got good working one as its same place i bought laser
33:00 <Mew> Join: Pieter [is.gay]
33:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter is my secret lover
34:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter is my ice pipe
34:00 <nate> Mew is [email protected] ?
34:00 <nate> warm apple kitten pie
34:00 <Mew> that is correct
34:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> mew rhymes with spew
35:00 <Mew> and poo
35:00 <frayedknot> Mew is the sound cats make
35:00 <Mew> All the fun things
35:00 <Skirmish> There is this bird outside that keeps raping all the other birds. I am finding the event very comical. 
35:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> thats meow
35:00 <frayedknot> oh maybe it's the sound cows make then
36:00 <Skirmish> You seem popular with the heathen tonight Mew. 
36:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter mate, talk to me
36:00 <Mew> always Skirmish
37:00 <Skirmish> How is Pirate, little pirate and yourself? 
37:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> mew can you have a talk tto pieter for me
37:00 <Mew> hmmmmm 
37:00 <Mew> nah
38:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> talk to him about love and marriage
38:00 <Mew> I'm busy soz bby
38:00 <StrykerX> AmericanNudist-STR8, he's just playing hard to get. :P
38:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is writing essays to newspapers telling them that they are the conveyor of lies and that meth is really as good for you as aspirin. 
38:00 <Skirmish> He is too busy to chat to you on irc. 
38:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> i want to talk about ice cubes to him
39:00 <beagle> any idea why cats give off electro magnetic radiation she doesnt wear a collar is there high levels of metal some kind in her food or something
39:00 <Ryl> lol at that anonymous hacking group
39:00 <Ryl> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25953438/anonymous-to-avenge-charlie-hebdo-victims/
40:00 <Ryl> its good sentiment and all....but really, saying that they are goin to track down the terrorists and "kill" them??
40:00 <Skirmish> Shrodingers Cat? 
40:00 <Ryl> arent anonymous just fat IT geeks?
40:00 <Skirmish> Ryl: Where does it say it is going to kill anyone? 
40:00 <Ryl> sitting at home in their parents basement at like 40 yrs old
40:00 <Ryl> how are they supposed to track down and physically murder trained militants?
41:00 <Skirmish> Ryl: Where does it say it is going to kill anyone? 
41:00 <Ryl> Skirmish: 
41:00 <Ryl> ""We will track you down to the last one and will kill you,” the person in the video says."
41:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> fuck it
41:00 <Ryl> "You allowed yourselves to kill innocent people, we will therefore avenge their deaths."
41:00 <Ryl> “We have warned you; expect your destruction, we will track you everywhere on the planet, nowhere will you be safe."
41:00 <Ryl> read the article Skirmish
42:00 <Skirmish> It's not Anonymous then. Just some attention seeker that made a video.
42:00 <Ryl> i doubt those ppl in the anonymous group have ever even been in a real fight in their lives
43:00 <Ryl> aside from being beat up for thier lunch money when they were in highschool
43:00 <Lwaxana> relevance
43:00 <Ryl> thats probably the only real physical altercation and physical assertion those fat IT geeks ever had
43:00 <Skirmish> Although if they could hack and locate certain members of IS and ALQ and leak it to the americans, then they would indirectly be responsible for killing them.
43:00 <Skirmish> So in a sense it is possible. 
43:00 <Lwaxana> agreeing with Skirmish
44:00 <Lwaxana> also...interfer with information exchange/money flow
44:00 <Ryl> well aside from that, wats the point of all their toughguy talk and threats? what else can they really do? hack into the terrorists fb profile and prevent them from logging in
44:00 <Ryl> whoopy fucking doo
44:00 <Ryl> thats not gona stop the terrorist from like, shooting up a cafe
45:00 <Skirmish> Terrorists didn't shoot up a cafe. 
45:00 <Skirmish> A nutbag with a gun did. 
45:00 <Ryl> drive a plane into a building, bomb a train
45:00 <Ryl> kidnap and behead
45:00 <Ryl> whatever the fuck it is that terrorists do
45:00 <Ryl> hows anonymous preventing them from logging onto fb
45:00 <Lwaxana> terrorists still need money
45:00 <Ryl> gona stop any of that?
46:00 <Skirmish> Looks like you've got it all worked out Ryl. Maybe you should create a youtube video mocking Anonymous and see what happens.
46:00 <StrykerX> rofl
46:00 <StrykerX> Ryl has no idea
46:00 <Ryl> haha i might as well
46:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely no idea. He's just sitting there chewing on his crayons. 
46:00 <Ryl> im trained in tae kwon do since i was 5
46:00 <Ryl> i actually know hw to fight
46:00 <Ryl> unlike some fat IT nerd
46:00 <StrykerX> To bash Anonymous
46:00 <StrykerX> ?
47:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish my love
47:00 <Ryl> who spends all this time in his parents basement 
47:00 <DemonsRun> Where is my ring
47:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you should go and do some kung fu in Syria then Ryl. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Hey DemonsRun :) 
47:00 <Lwaxana> Ryl will suddwnly wonder what happened to his bank a/c and other details
48:00 <Skirmish> You've mentioned people that live in their parents basements a few times now Ryl. Are you jealous of people that can do that and not blow their money on rent/mortgage? I am.
48:00 <StrykerX> His internet will go down randomly
48:00 <StrykerX> When it comes back up and he logs into internet banking
48:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 Ryl is Saemon
48:00 <StrykerX> His accounts will be overdrawn
48:00 <Lwaxana> I am NOT watching Gogglebox
48:00 <DemonsRun> Ring.
48:00 <Lwaxana> so stop with the lame ads
48:00 <StrykerX> Cause Anonymous are just "Fat IT nerds"
48:00 <Ryl> they are cowards
48:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 Anonymous Belgium are instigating the attacks on muslim sites
48:00 <Ryl> hence "anonymous"
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon shut up
49:00 <Ryl> if they really had balls
49:00 <Ryl> they'd show their face.
49:00 <Skirmish> Listen to B1. He's registered on ALL the tin foil hat websites. He has his finger on the pulse of the world. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's not saemon then the ip is close enough 
49:00 <amsy> anyone else had a mouse try to burrow into their cleavage this morning?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on anon's news website
49:00 <Ryl> je suis charlie
49:00 <Skirmish> amsy: I wore a sports bra. It's pretty restrictive. 
50:00 <slinky_J> meanwhile at the ISIS stripclub.. http://i60.tinypic.com/6r7twp.jpg
50:00 <slinky_J> huhuhu
50:00 <amsy> lol
50:00 <amsy> my fucking cat.
50:00 <amsy> thought it would be great to bring me a present
51:00 <amsy> i woke up to the mouse trying desperately to get away frommy cat via my boobs
51:00 <amsy> not a nice way to wake up...
52:00 <Ryl> why dont sony sue anonymous
52:00 <Ryl> for using the guy fawks mask
52:00 <Ryl> its copyrighted to the v for vendetta franchise
52:00 <StrykerX> Who are they going to sue?
52:00 <Skirmish> Your time in the light is over now Ryl. Shut up and eat your crayons. 
52:00 <bee_girl> eek amsy!
52:00 <Ryl> well easy
52:00 <StrykerX> The concept behind Anonymous is the members have ANONYMITY
53:00 <Ryl> yeah but they can get a court order to get anonymous's ISP
53:00 <Skirmish> Ryl uses his kung fu skills to kick his way into parents basements and find Anonymous. 
53:00 <Ryl> to reveal their real contact details
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Ryl is Saemon I am telling you ... as if anything he says is relevant
53:00 <Ryl> to start a lawsuit
53:00 <StrykerX> Yeah but who do they go after?
53:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: You are Saemon have so much in common it's not even funny. 
53:00 <StrykerX> You know what proxies are, right?
53:00 <Skirmish> and*
54:00 <Ryl> the person who whose details the ISP gives
54:00 <Ryl> for starters
54:00 <Ryl> and work way up from there
54:00 <StrykerX> Maybe you need to look into how Anonymous works
54:00 <StrykerX> Then run your mouth.
54:00 <amsy> bee_girl, :( 
54:00 <Ryl> hrm u seem to be strongly defending anonymous.
54:00 <Ryl> bit suss.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and proxies and encryption
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no idea as usual saemon
55:00 <bee_girl> my cat has been eating mice lately
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you said proxies ... oops
56:00 <Ryl> lol i scared off StrykerX
56:00 <StrykerX> Nah.
56:00 <Ryl> now he's paranoid ppl are gona think he's a part of anonymous
56:00 <Bastardly_One> doubtful ... he knows you're an idiot
56:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you better make sure the door is locked to your parents basement there StrykerX. Ryl will appear and kung fu you! He's been training since he was 5 ya know. 
56:00 <Ryl> its tae kwon do
57:00 <Ryl> get it right
57:00 <Skirmish> Ryl Van Damnidiot is his screen name. Been in a few movies. 
57:00 <Ryl> stop being so ignorant
58:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <StrykerX> Ryl, you coming to get me?
59:00 <StrykerX> Cause my IP isn't Australian and all
59:00 <StrykerX> ZOMG ANONYMOUS
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so Simon, what's with the new nick? Finally humilated to death as Saemon?
59:00 <Ryl> hah i wont bother trying to get you StrykerX
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the avoidance just confirms my suspicions
00:00 <Ryl> in fewdal times, did kings bother going after peasants?
00:00 <Ryl> no they didnt
00:00 <Skirmish> Feudal*
00:00 <Ryl> your insignificant
00:00 <Bastardly_One> just dobbed himself in with his disgusting spelling
01:00 <Skirmish> You're an amazing super sleuth B1. I don't understand why so many people dislike you. 
02:00 <StrykerX> Ryl is just mad cause I'm Anonymous and all, meaning I'm currently spending up on his Visa card.
03:00 <Ryl> bahaha
03:00 <Ryl> jokes on you pal
03:00 <Ryl> i dont even have a visa card
03:00 <Ryl> i only have a basics card
04:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like panda now. Who the hell doesn't have a visa or visa debit card these days? 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> someone that can't control their welfare enough to have a basics card?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> even Panda has one ...
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the only person that wouldn't is that grot it is 
05:00 <Skirmish> * sigh* I really hate it when B1 talks to me as if we're pals. 
06:00 <Skirmish> I might go do something for a bit and hope he stops. 
06:00 <beagle> i cant get channel 7 unless i move tv into living room 
06:00 <beagle> pitty the wall plug broke
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not talking to you as if you're a pal
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I happen to be agreeing ... doesn't mean we're best mates
09:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
11:00 <beagle> oddly i still can watch all stations but some of them dont list guide
13:00 <DemonsRun> I need company
13:00 <Pieter> rooooooast beef!
13:00 <Pieter> GIMME DA BEEF!
13:00 <DemonsRun> Time to make some calls
13:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter lets talk about psychosis
13:00 <DemonsRun> Oh god
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Me
14:00 <DemonsRun> Deary me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this song but it's a really "heavy" song content wise
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMf2_EKkuP8
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dead Salesmen - Bluestoned (Jul 17, 2011) 6:36 - Category: Music - 1,737 views - 24 likes (96%), dislikes (4%)
15:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> Pieter knows i am the real deal
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I'm like ... fucking hell ... soon as I say dear me
16:00 <Pieter> i dont know you
16:00 <Pieter> dont care to know you
16:00 <Pieter> .
18:00 <DemonsRun> I'm with Pieter for once 
18:00 <DemonsRun> And only once 
18:00 <Pieter> i rather you werent
18:00 <DemonsRun> I don't care what you want lol
18:00 <Pieter> *shrug* didnt ask you to care
18:00 <DemonsRun> This Americannudist person is weird 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, stop being such a rude cunt
18:00 <DemonsRun> Obsessed with you even.
19:00 <beagle> ooooooook so they list 'cities of underworld' on 7two and its live tennis
19:00 <Pieter> who the fuck are you to talk Bastardly_One
19:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter u diont need to know me. u only need to talk about psychosis n ego
19:00 <beagle> my tv has gone mad
19:00 <Pieter> go sit down
19:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> egotistical psychosis
19:00 <beagle> hrm i would rather talk about food
20:00 <DemonsRun> What's up your ass Pieter?
20:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> a pink dildo
20:00 <Pieter> a shitload of poo i assume
20:00 <Bastardly_One> his dealer's cock?
20:00 <DemonsRun> Oh so funnt
20:00 <DemonsRun> Funnt
20:00 <DemonsRun> Ffs
20:00 <DemonsRun> Funny 
21:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter u know if u are rushing u either have a pink dildo in u or u are walking in circles with an ego
21:00 <Pieter> ooo sbs one
21:00 <Pieter> secrets of the solar system
21:00 <Pieter> i love space documentaries:)
21:00 <Pieter> or will as soon as tvserver freekin starts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I have gas and my stomach is about to blow up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it hurts *whines*
22:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> tell me of this tvserver
23:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter talks i google
23:00 <nate> so cute b1, put ya over my leg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just decided something
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a gun licence
24:00 <Zade> i dont think they allow irc users guns 
25:00 <Zade> for good reason i suspect 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have one in my 20s
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and did shooting ranges for a little while 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'd like to do that again 
26:00 <Zade> we use to shoot bottles 
26:00 <Zade> cans
26:00 <Zade> tress
26:00 <Zade> trees
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's right you're a country boy
26:00 <beagle> coco pops
26:00 <nate> zade has lovely cans
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the opposite ... I cam from the city to the country
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *came
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm inspired by one of my american friends and her guns
28:00 <Bastardly_One> except her little pink revolver she carries in her purse
28:00 <beagle> so cat fur is electro magnetic
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more for nate
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cat hair
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't have fur
29:00 <chelle> my cat is pretty furry.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and of course it has static electricty in it 
29:00 <Pieter> ooo original star trek moovie is on FUCKING ONE
29:00 <Bastardly_One> glad you said cat
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to tell you to go shave
29:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and 'ey Lish
29:00 <Pieter> WHY do they put shit from the 70s on freekin high def channels
30:00 <Pieter> freekin annoying
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be on a channel 9 channel
30:00 <Bastardly_One> GO! and GEM love putting on the worse quality ever
30:00 <Lish> Hey b1
30:00 <beagle> man this tennis isnt quite hd ! is there a 7two hd
30:00 <Lish> What's happening 
31:00 <beagle> yeah gem and go, they play really low bandwidth i wonder if saves signal cost or something or if it was just filmed like that
31:00 <Pieter> fuck it
31:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter too much talk about tv stuff
31:00 <Pieter> american sniper or pompeii :/
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, not much ... just another night
31:00 <Bastardly_One> all junkies are television obsessed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> opiate junkies anyway
31:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter search for "intervention" im watching a drunk 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they can't seem to live without it
32:00 <beagle> heh the timing was spot on for my futurama show, just after the ad before it
32:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter isnt an opiate junkie he's like me, a stimulant user, thats in control
32:00 <Pieter> mandys on chan 7
33:00 <Pieter> =)
33:00 <Pieter> she drove her car into a shrub:)
33:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter i had a female report me to the police for writing her off. i didnt get a police visit though just a lretter thretenjing court action... i was on a binge hahhahaha
34:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> hahhaah im a bridge burner
35:00 <Pieter> IM A FIRESTARTER !
35:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> i have episodic friendships that unfortunately, must end when the ice runs out
35:00 <Pieter> chris pyne in stretch !
35:00 <Pieter> i so never picked it was him
36:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> hahahah gay voice " i so never picked it was him"
36:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> pieter you know i think you are? i think you are a hyperlink
37:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> i dont know 
37:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> im over this. pieter you will not be spoken to again by me
38:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
38:00 <Pieter> pompeiiiiiiiiii
38:00 <Pieter> bloooooow your loooooad
38:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hey Nikky`
39:00 <beagle> sony bravia 42 inch tv goes orange at bottom instead silver when its about record
39:00 <Nikky`> Hi SpanishGuy12
39:00 <beagle> but i have to have 32gb atleast for hdd recording
39:00 <DemonsRun> Will a MKV file play on a ps3 Skirmish?
39:00 <DemonsRun> Or anyone?
39:00 <beagle> i think so, i had a ps3
39:00 <beagle> just convert if not perhaps winavi mp4 producer
40:00 <SpanishGuy12> how are you Nikky` ?
40:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and you?
40:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: No. 
40:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
40:00 <DemonsRun> I'll have to get a different file then
40:00 <SpanishGuy12> Good thanks Nikky`
40:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> im just cruising for a bruising right?
40:00 <DemonsRun> What type of files will Skirmish?
40:00 <DemonsRun> Getting a movie for a friend 
40:00 <Skirmish> MP4 works and is fairly common.
41:00 <DemonsRun> Okay Fank ya
41:00 <Zade> so Nikky` did your day involve, lattes with the girls this morn, lunch at the pub, followed by reading a book on the beach?
41:00 <DemonsRun> And since play station is shit I have no idea what works and what doesnt
42:00 <Nikky`> lol no
42:00 <Nikky`> started with a late sleep in - late to gym, home, shower, lunch and dropped my car off at mechanics and home
42:00 <Bastardly_One> google movie formats that work on the PS3
42:00 <DemonsRun> Eh I'll just get a couple and he can see what works
43:00 <Bastardly_One> be glad it's not the PS4 though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that fuck is even touchier what it likes
43:00 <DemonsRun> B1 I figured I'd ask someone who uses a play station.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm I have a PS3 and PS4
44:00 <DemonsRun> Yes but I asked skirmish
44:00 <StrykerX> I'm backkkk
44:00 <StrykerX> :D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> want an answer or not?
44:00 <Nikky`> Wb StrykerX
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if so don't be such a stupid cunt
45:00 <DemonsRun> I for one.
45:00 <DemonsRun> Wb stryker
45:00 <StrykerX> Ty Nikky :D
45:00 <DemonsRun> Got*
45:00 <Skirmish> lol you don't have an answer. You told her to google. Shut up B1. 
45:00 <StrykerX> Ty DemonsRun
45:00 <Nikky`> How did you go today StrykerX?
45:00 <StrykerX> Wait n see
45:00 <Nikky`> At least not a no
45:00 <StrykerX> Hate waiting
46:00 <Bastardly_One> mp 1,2,3 ... avi, div-x
46:00 <DemonsRun> Got an AVI instead 
46:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> im wondering if cannabis use daily nukes my dopamine baseline
46:00 <DemonsRun> Should be done within the hour
46:00 <Skirmish> 20:40 DemonsRun: What type of files will Skirmish?   <--- .avi and MP4 are safe files that will work. What are you downloading? MP4 is a fairly popular format if it's via torrents. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll work as I've a few in avi
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is the system completely updated or not used online?
47:00 <DemonsRun> I'm getting Dracula untold.
47:00 <Skirmish> Because I play via the PS3 and the mac at work I aim for MP4 so it works on both.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> some won't work if it's never been updated
47:00 <DemonsRun> Apparently someone is desperate to see it
48:00 <AmericanNudist-STR8> i quit my job at the horses
48:00 <Skirmish> How much clearer does she have to make it that she wasn't talking to you B1? 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to remember that when I'm talking to someone else 
48:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: It's not a bad movie. Not worth raving about but still worth watching.
48:00 <thestig> hey skirmish 
48:00 <Skirmish> Evening thestig. 
48:00 <DemonsRun> I don't watch movies like that
49:00 <slinky_J> cat fight!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking shit movie
49:00 <DemonsRun> I think they're all shit
49:00 <Liinda> meow
49:00 <Pieter> hey li inda
49:00 <Skirmish> B1: Well how about you lead by example and remember it now.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda :)
49:00 <stuffz> im not american 
49:00 <Liinda> heys pie eater
49:00 <Liinda> heys B1 =)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how about you take your own advice Skirmish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> good at giving it but never actually do so yourself
49:00 <thestig> hi liinda
49:00 <SpanishGuy12> welcome Liinda 
49:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is IRC worth bothering with tonight?
49:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is IRC worth bothering with tonight??? Absolutely yes!!!
49:00 <DemonsRun> Oh flop it out and be done with it.
49:00 <Liinda> stigggggeh
50:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP's in a positive mood tonight
50:00 <Liinda> thanks SpanishGuy12
50:00 <SpanishGuy12> your welcme
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the stupid bitch can listen to you ... and go about things the hard way
50:00 <slinky_J> movie news of the day x men days of future past is shit.
50:00 <SpanishGuy12> how was your day Liinda ?
50:00 <thestig> Liinda is the bestest!
50:00 <DemonsRun> Stupid Bitch?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> No shit Josh
50:00 <DemonsRun> Well at lease now I know how you really feel 
50:00 <Skirmish> Why abuse DemonsRun? 
50:00 <DemonsRun> Least*
50:00 <Zade> wb Nikky`
50:00 <Liinda> haha thanks thestig <3
50:00 <Nikky`> Ta
50:00 <SpanishGuy12> wb  Nikky`
51:00 <Liinda> heys Nikky` x
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one who told me "I'm asking skirmish" ... so yeah, stupid bitch :)
51:00 <Nikky`> Thanks SpanishGuy12
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh, it's fucking crap eh?
51:00 <Nikky`> Hey Liinda <3 xxxxxx
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so disappointed
51:00 <Skirmish> It's ok DemonsRun, he will PM you later apologising and giving a list of lame excuses. 
51:00 <slinky_J> yer
51:00 <SpanishGuy12> how was your day Liinda ?
51:00 <DemonsRun> You mean you're mad about the fact I call you on your bullshit and am able to have different conversations with him other than bitching about people here?
51:00 <slinky_J> jennifer lawrence as mystique = vomits
51:00 <DemonsRun> Jealous much?
51:00 <Liinda> it was Ok SpanishGuy12, FIRST DAY BACK AT WORK :/ YOURS?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> mystique was shit period
51:00 <SpanishGuy12> yeah good thanks work and Gym after
51:00 <Bastardly_One> even worse in the moofee
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <slinky_J> I can't stand the midget
52:00 <Liinda> THATS GOOD SpanishGuy12
52:00 <Liinda> OOPS damn cap
52:00 <slinky_J> it's as if they cast a group of actors I can't stand in this movie just to annoy me ;)
52:00 <Liinda> s
52:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear they're making Ant Man?
52:00 <DemonsRun> Oh and now he won't reply
52:00 <Bastardly_One> WHY?
52:00 <DemonsRun> Typical.
52:00 <slinky_J> yer
52:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Just wait for the PM of dribble asking you to forget about his outburst later. 
52:00 <slinky_J> they'll never stop making super hero films now
53:00 <nate> paul rudd is gey as!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who has the rights again? ... WB?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> gah! mind fart
53:00 <stuffz> im like just a potato
53:00 <nate> potato face?
53:00 <chelle> what's everyone bitching about again
53:00 <Liinda> there's an Ant Man?
54:00 <Nikky`> I'm not chelle
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, yeah and he's a shitty little character pardon the pun
54:00 <Nikky`> For once, well I could but its not worth it lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the movie will be the gayest thing ever
54:00 <stuffz> oh fuck me dead
54:00 <nate> wirelss please strykerx
54:00 <Liinda> what does he do? carry crumbs over his head?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
54:00 <chelle> Nikky`: lolol
54:00 <nate> he shrinks like when i see b1 nude
54:00 <Liinda> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> able to carry crumbs over 1mm of water!
54:00 <StrykerX> Not even I'm bitching and THAT is saying something. :P
55:00 <StrykerX> Nor trolling for that matter.
55:00 <stuffz> im starting to bitch
55:00 <Nikky`> It sure is StrykerX..tho give it time..the night is young :P
55:00 <Zade> does make a change StrykerX
55:00 <StrykerX> True Nikky. :P
55:00 <Liinda> brb, another zooper dooper is required
55:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX must not be drinking
55:00 <Liinda> how many zooper doopers is too many?
55:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One?
55:00 <chelle> mmm zooper dooper
55:00 <Liinda> ive had like 6 already
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, never enough
55:00 <StrykerX> I troll mostly when I'm sober.
55:00 <StrykerX> :/
55:00 <Nikky`> When the pack is gone Liinda
55:00 <chelle> StrykerX: so you're drunk?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, oh ... my bad then 
56:00 <Liinda> Thats all I needed to hear ;)
56:00 <Nikky`> So zooper dooper up
56:00 <stuffz> i troll around the third week onwards, talking to pieter
56:00 <StrykerX> No chelle
56:00 <StrykerX> Half asleep lol
56:00 <stuffz> but i have only been here twice in a year
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to bitch about your phone line
56:00 <StrykerX> I've got ciggis and chocolate
56:00 <StrykerX> I'm content. :D
56:00 <Bastardly_One> your connection is fucking hopeless
57:00 <Liinda> swap you a zooper dooper for chocolate
57:00 <StrykerX> Deal!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> got any lime ones?
57:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking phone.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm willing to give you a roll of plain cadbury
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for a lime one
57:00 <DemonsRun> B1 piss off.
57:00 <nate> piss on me b1
57:00 <stuffz> fuck this shit ey. im "like" "so" "omg" at myself
57:00 <Liinda> B1, deal.
57:00 <DemonsRun> You don't get to have an opinion on me or my phone line.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, give it five seconds ... I
58:00 <stuffz> i got an iphone but no friends. but compuiters and technology are my friends
58:00 <Bastardly_One> am old ... I pee a lot
58:00 <Liinda> tmi
58:00 <Maurice> Yes he does, he gives himself the right to have an opinion on everyone
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum ... find a new bandwagon you bores
59:00 <Liinda> ok so brb
59:00 <Maurice> Stop being so fucking boring then
59:00 <Maurice> It's the same old shit
59:00 <DemonsRun> That's it Maurice. Thinks he's entitled.
59:00 <thestig> hi maurice
59:00 <Maurice> Hello Charlie
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... looked in the mirror idiots?
59:00 <stuffz> i quit the horses ey. i was doing 70 hours a week at $10 an hour. on half days i was on 7.14 an hour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you're entitled to put down everything I type
00:00 <StrykerX> This is getting hot you guys
00:00 <Nikky`> lol
00:00 <stuffz> what rate do must people get paid at?
00:00 <StrykerX> $7.14? Are you 14?
00:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
00:00 <Maurice> Lol 10 an hour
00:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda, i also have a zooper dooper
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, danke 
01:00 <Skirmish> Calls everyone idiots, then complains that people put down what he says. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I really want one now though ... I can taste it 
01:00 <stuffz> 10 anj hour mate ki quit
01:00 <Maurice> I have 48 zooper doopers
01:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One is Austnet's version of Ralph Wiggum. 
01:00 <Liinda> Doodle, eh, what flavour is it? (please dont say cheese or I'll vomit)
01:00 <stuffz> now i get paid less than all
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Just sit in the corner and eat some crayons B1. 
01:00 <Doodle> orange
01:00 <StrykerX> His cats breath smells like cat food, Skirmish?
01:00 <DemonsRun> HahahHHH
01:00 <Doodle> quadrant orange
01:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahaha
01:00 <Liinda> i think im going to go into a zopper dooper coma soon
01:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Quite possibly. 
01:00 <Doodle> i'm there
02:00 <Liinda> how many have u had?
02:00 <StrykerX> Naww, I like Ralph though.
02:00 <Doodle> 3
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't ... no such thing as too many
02:00 <Liinda> im on my 7th
02:00 <Skirmish> I bought Ethan Zooper Doopers and I think they are in the bottom of the freezer unopened.
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Liinda> :/
02:00 <Liinda> omg open them Skirmish
02:00 <Bastardly_One> eath them on him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *eat
02:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
02:00 <StrykerX> I think I have one in the freezer
02:00 <Nikky`> Now I feel I should put them on my shopping list for tomorrow
02:00 <StrykerX> The boy's not back till next weekend though
02:00 <Liinda> i only put half a packet in the freezer though, otherwise i will seriosly eat them all 
02:00 <Nikky`> the shopping I was going to do today but didn/t
03:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: They are worth another 15mins on the bike for each one you eat!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it ... I'm getting some on a vittles expedition
03:00 <Maurice> They were $8 inwoolies for 48 pack
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're like mostly water ... a little bit of sugar never hurt anyone
03:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're type 2 diabetic
03:00 <nate> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> lol Skirmish.. i've stopped going on the bike, my heel is much better..for now
03:00 <Liinda> i used to refill them with cola when i was a kid
04:00 <stuffz> 48 pack of what?
04:00 <DemonsRun> It's about 25 min on the bike to work off sugar from an icypole
04:00 <Maurice> Back in my day they were called Funny Faces
04:00 <Liinda> Ah yeah funny faces
04:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: That's good to hear. Hope it doesn't flare up again.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit? icypoles have that much?
04:00 <Maurice> You'd get half a one from the school canteen for 10 cents
04:00 <Liinda> this zooper dooper contains: 12.7g sugar
04:00 <slinky_J> you know what annoys me about movies like star trek and star wars
04:00 <StrykerX> I remember that, Maurice
04:00 <StrykerX> :D
05:00 <DemonsRun> B1 comment was not aimed at you.
05:00 <Nikky`> Same, the pain is still slightly there now n then but so far so good.. even after treadmill for past week
05:00 <StrykerX> Except ours were 20c
05:00 <Skirmish> That's nearly half a 375ml coke. 
05:00 <StrykerX> Con artist school..
05:00 <slinky_J> that in the blackness of space their spaceships are extremely well lit up
05:00 <slinky_J> :o
05:00 <DemonsRun> Don't talk to the stupid Bitch 
05:00 <Maurice> 20 was for a full one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wah wah wah ... don't comment in a public chat channel then 
05:00 <Liinda> i remember them being bigger, or it is cos i was a kid
05:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, why is DemonsRun a 'stupid bitch'?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they were bigger 
05:00 <Skirmish> lol I honestly think B1 is completely oblivious to his own super duper form of hypocrisy.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they're 3/4s the size now eas
06:00 <Liinda> *zooper dooper
06:00 <DemonsRun> Because I asked skirmishes opinion over b1s StrykerX 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *easy
06:00 <StrykerX> LOL
06:00 <StrykerX> Seriously?
06:00 <Skirmish> Yep.
06:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
06:00 <Skirmish> Actually called her a cunt.
06:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, are you 12 bro?
06:00 <slinky_J> that was like 20 mins ago
06:00 <Liinda> x 5
06:00 <slinky_J> calm down lol
06:00 <Liinda> panadols?
06:00 <slinky_J> hi linas
06:00 <Liinda> thought it was you
06:00 <Liinda> hows u mister?
06:00 <Maurice> Omg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbtUaX_cc44
06:00 <StrykerX> Josh, I'm half asleep.. Only just noticed it.
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Funny Face iceblocks Australia ad 1990 (Feb 22, 2007) 0:30 - Category: Entertainment - 14,355 views - 11 likes (68.8%), 5 dislikes (31.3%)
07:00 <slinky_J> good good u?
07:00 <slinky_J> i meant them :P
07:00 <Liinda> hahaha wow Maurice, memories
08:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone still get sunnyboys and the like?
08:00 <Maurice> I was just looking for a pic and found that, I'd forgotten about the ad
08:00 <Liinda> im good panadols, same old =)
08:00 <Nikky`> I used to love the sunny boys and getting free one.. how exciting was that as a kid
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the lime/pineapple ones sometimes
08:00 <Maurice> I have sunnyboys in the freezer
08:00 <Liinda> sunnyboys are crap. you end up with a block of ice
08:00 <Maurice> Over here they used to be called Freezas
08:00 <Liinda> and cola syrup all over you
08:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! the cola ones
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved those so much 
09:00 <chelle> mm sunny boys
09:00 <chelle> i like the pink ones
09:00 <Bastardly_One> razz was the raspberry ... what was the cola?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they were razzes the pink/red ones
09:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, they rocke
09:00 <Bastardly_One> d
09:00 <DemonsRun> Cola was go Fuck yourself 
09:00 <Liinda> cola, orange
09:00 <StrykerX> I remember that Funny Face ad
09:00 <StrykerX> Memories. :')
10:00 <slinky_J> best ad ever was for chomps!
10:00 <Liinda> used tp love getting zooper doopers from the canteen
10:00 <Liinda> and sherbert sticks
10:00 <StrykerX> Sherbert bombs
10:00 <nate> choke on a redskin
10:00 <slinky_J> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzupa dupa
10:00 <StrykerX> :D
10:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like Chomps ... the wafer tastes like it's stale
10:00 <slinky_J> i Liked them on facebook
10:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> curly twirlies rock though
10:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
10:00 <Nikky`> Now I remember funny faces 
10:00 <chelle> curly wurlies.
11:00 <Maurice> You're all so old..
11:00 <chelle> get it right
11:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember Pinky bars?
11:00 <Maurice> I tell you what I miss, muncheros
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a NZ thing that was around for a tiny bit
11:00 <Maurice> They were the bomb
11:00 <chelle> he's so old he remembers when FADS were called FAGS
11:00 <chelle> :D
11:00 <amsy> chomp is the best
11:00 <slinky_J> yes i miss muncheros
11:00 <Maurice> Munch on muncherossss
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I do chelle :P
11:00 <slinky_J> i have gone on and on about them on irc lol
11:00 <frayedknot> i remember fags
11:00 <slinky_J> finally somebody else
11:00 <frayedknot> doesn't everyone?
11:00 <slinky_J> fads
11:00 <chelle> your face is a fag
12:00 <StrykerX> Who doesn't remember fags?!
12:00 <DemonsRun> B1
12:00 <nate> i had a fag last night
12:00 <Bastardly_One> pinky bars though were the BOMB
12:00 <slinky_J> what're fags?
12:00 <chelle> nate: in your bum hole?
12:00 <DemonsRun> Don't go sooking to StrykerX about me in pm
12:00 <DemonsRun> And if you do
12:00 <DemonsRun> Get the wording right
12:00 <DemonsRun> "Exact words were"
12:00 <slinky_J> if you mean those candy cigarettes those were fads
12:00 <Maurice> I was googling muncheros and found a pic of vice versas
12:00 <nate> fags are fake cigarette lollies they changed the name to fads
12:00 <DemonsRun> Or could have been... Or something along those lines
12:00 <chelle> musk sticks
12:00 <amsy> omg vice versas!
12:00 <chelle> they were musk sticks.
12:00 <Skirmish> Everyone remembers what they enjoyed eating at primary school. B1 was eating it whilst pinging off his head in the same year. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> choclate covered strawberry marshmellow with a caramel centre
12:00 <chelle> vice versas were malt ones werent they?
13:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXKlxHptP1o
13:00 <Maurice> Haha
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muncheros - Australian Commercial 1993 (Aug 22, 2014) 0:29 - Category: Music - 1,396 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... probably some truth in that attempted dig Skirmish
13:00 <slinky_J> those super sweet wrapped lollies wtf were they called
13:00 <slinky_J> nukes?
13:00 <DemonsRun> B1 don't ignore me you weak shit
13:00 <chelle> WARHEADS
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nukes were sour yeah?
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah chelle
13:00 <nate> fizz wizz?
13:00 <DemonsRun> If you have something to say, say it to me.
13:00 <StrykerX> Ghost drops were good
13:00 <Maurice> Vice versas were white choc inside milk choc and vice versa
13:00 <slinky_J> k im going back in time for sure one day
13:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: You're a woman. He doesn't respect women. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> warheads were sour weren't they?
14:00 <chelle> they were very sour
14:00 <Maurice> Warheads are still sour
14:00 <DemonsRun> That's for sure
14:00 <slinky_J> ye
14:00 <nate> b1 u had different flavours right?
14:00 <Maurice> Just not like they used to be
14:00 <DemonsRun> He has me on ignore I'm guessing
14:00 <Maurice> And they don't make the hot ones anymore
14:00 <DemonsRun> Someone copy paste for me.
14:00 <Liinda> oh vice versas!! lol
14:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice could you?
14:00 <Nikky`> toffee apple bars - white knights - choo choo bars
14:00 <chelle> you know what I found in KMART the other day?
14:00 <Skirmish> No he would never do that DemonsRun. 
14:00 <slinky_J> man the future is shit
14:00 <chelle> These lollies called "Nippers"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> WHITE KNIGHTS!
14:00 <slinky_J> too much war
14:00 <DemonsRun> Haha he would.
14:00 <slinky_J> not enough CANDY
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still like the best
14:00 <Skirmish> He needs to be involved in everything that's going on too much to ignore people.
14:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One don't talk about DemonsRuns to StrykerX in private and if you have to, get the wording right
14:00 <chelle> you could get them out of those lolly vending machines for 20 cents
14:00 <DemonsRun> Or at least he would fake it.
15:00 <chelle> they were like little fruit things.
15:00 <amsy> and ruffle salt and vinegar chips were the best
15:00 <DemonsRun> Haha Fuck I love you Maurice hahaha 
15:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... he's pm'ing you StrykerX? LOL
15:00 <slinky_J> candy and ice cream were cool until i aged and discovered alcohol and cigarettes
15:00 <chelle> bananas/hearts/lemons
15:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah he did skirmish
15:00 <Zade> chupa chups were alright to stop the teeth grinding 
15:00 <slinky_J> what were the wrapped lollies that coloured your tongue?
15:00 <DemonsRun> He thinks we don't all talk.
15:00 <Maurice> Oh I remember those chelle, used to be called runts here
15:00 <slinky_J> i hadda chupa chup earlier nom
15:00 <nate> monster snakes was it?:)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> mates/cobbers ... they were/are the best
16:00 <slinky_J> willy wonka nerds da best
16:00 <chelle> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/96/a6/1b/96a61b7330e810eb7c8da005fa81286c.jpg
16:00 <chelle> here they are
16:00 <amsy> yeah theyre runts
16:00 <Liinda> they're brown, they white, they're brown, no no, They're brown theyre white
16:00 <nate> chocco babies?
16:00 <chelle> amsy: i found a packet in kmart for $1
16:00 <amsy> chicos?
16:00 <chelle> it was like eating my childhood
16:00 <chelle> amazing
16:00 <Liinda> runts were awesome
16:00 <Bastardly_One> chichos are too full on
16:00 <Skirmish> I need to find somewhere that I can buy black cats from (the lollies, not real cats). 
17:00 <Maurice> Yuck
17:00 <chelle> i have them in my car and they make me SO happy.
17:00 <DemonsRun> There's a shop here with them Skirmish 
17:00 <Liinda> Skirmish, the Olde Lolly Shops have them I think
17:00 <chelle> its sad what makes you happy.
17:00 <Maurice> I remember having little packs of yoghurt coated sultanas in prim school
17:00 <Bastardly_One> easy ... UK sweets still has Black Cats
17:00 <DemonsRun> Or check groceryrun.com
17:00 <DemonsRun> They sometimes have some
17:00 <Nikky`> I have the original lolly shop near my work.. I am good at staying away but go in few times a year
17:00 <slinky_J> nothin like eatin chocco babies infront of aboriginals
17:00 <Nikky`> gets expensive
17:00 <Maurice> Yeah theres one near me and it's not cheap
17:00 <amsy> i had a shampoo not long ago that had a smell i swear i knew from somewhere.... figured out eventually that it smelt like chicos D:
17:00 <chelle> oh you know what else, those red candy umbrellas
17:00 <Maurice> But english cadbury is the best
17:00 <Liinda> Nikky` i had one down th road and used to buy a bag a week
18:00 <chelle> i used to get them from luna park
18:00 <Nikky`> Even scoop of lollies is $3 or more
18:00 <Nikky`> crazy
18:00 <Liinda> yeap
18:00 <DemonsRun> It's like 10 bucks for a kilo bag of black cats
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good old luna park ... you'd just walk in to get lollies and walk out if local
19:00 <chelle> ahh I see where you guys get runts from
19:00 <chelle> its the wonka name for the lolly
19:00 <Nikky`> I love the raspberry drops
19:00 <chelle> which is funny because they taste exactly like gobstoppers
19:00 <bc_guy> Hi Liinda :)
19:00 <chelle> so that makes sense
19:00 <DemonsRun> Omg raspberry drops
19:00 <DemonsRun> Yummmmmmm
19:00 <Maurice> They were always called runts here, even before wonka became a thing
19:00 <Liinda> remember those Mates chewy caramel squares?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that before
19:00 <Liinda> i remember buying a bag of mixed lllies at the milk bar for like 50c
19:00 <Nikky`> I know right DemonsRun.. I could eat a whole jar in a day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> mates/cobbers are the best and still are
20:00 <Maurice> Pear drops
20:00 <Maurice> Nom
20:00 <DemonsRun> I have some here somewhere lol
20:00 <chelle> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRL3R3M-AwLPgrPbgZRAIXbSfmiLnvgRrwRv4fk2BnP3lU01dNYw
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I get mates/cobbers from a local chemist
20:00 <chelle> what are those lollypops called
20:00 <DemonsRun> I need to get Carter out of the shower. Brb
20:00 <chelle> i had them in primary school all the time
20:00 <Skirmish> $6.60 a kilo for black cats. $6.95 per kg for black jelly beans. 
20:00 <Liinda> oh they were awesome chelle
20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.candybarsydney.com.au/382-lollies-candy#/colour-black/page-3
20:00 <chelle> Liinda: they were so melty
20:00 <amsy> chelle, theyre called spaceships here
20:00 <chelle> in your mouth
21:00 <Liinda> i used to chew those things, they never asted
21:00 <Liinda> *lasted
21:00 <Nikky`> I remember when mum gave us $2 to get mixed bag of lollies and we shared it for our Sat night treat..god it was a huge bag back then
21:00 <chelle> lol Liinda 
21:00 <Liinda> Nikky` yeah those were the days.
21:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
21:00 <Liinda> and you'd get about 5 lollies per 2c
21:00 <Zade> i hear a hundred bucks will get you an eccie allsorts Nikky`
21:00 <Liinda> choo choo bars!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> there is only one milk bar I know in the entire state that still does mix lollies like Nikky` and I would remember as kids
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you kids never had it that lucky :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 billion lollies for 20 cents
22:00 <Liinda> i had it lucky.50c gt me a massive bag
22:00 <Nikky`> lol Zade.. of course you would know :P
22:00 <chelle> i remember 10 c would get me a white chocolate frog
22:00 <chelle> a big one
22:00 <chelle> not wrapped, just from a jar
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Liinda would too ... no offence there Liinda :P
22:00 <amsy> omg red and green frogs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> choccie frogs 
22:00 <Liinda> lol shh b1
22:00 <chelle> i love red frogs.
22:00 <nate> rainbow frog
22:00 <Liinda> frogs!! nom
23:00 <chelle> you can get mini ones from allens still
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but the jube ones are too much
23:00 <Liinda> rock/pop candy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> jubes are too much full stop
23:00 <Liinda> its made a comeback
23:00 <Nikky`> My friend in primary school owned a milk bar..well her parents but they were crazy 
23:00 <chelle> i really want candy corn
23:00 <Nikky`> And my other friend, her mum worked for allens factory
23:00 <Liinda> oh so cool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been awesome Nikky` for a kid
23:00 <Liinda> same with a friend of mine.
24:00 <amsy> freckles!!!!
24:00 <Skirmish> $60 for 4.5KG of killer pythons sounds a bit extreme. 
24:00 <Nikky`> And what is amazing is..as I got older I lost my sweet tooth
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a bag of freckles right now
24:00 <Liinda> she used to bring in 100s of sherbert sticks to school and basiclly throw them in the crowd of kids as if she was throwing money to the poor
24:00 <amsy> dad tood me killer pythons are small now
24:00 <amsy> told*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> everything is smaller
24:00 <Liinda> yeah they are smaller
24:00 <chelle> http://www.allsweetsandtreats.com.au/prodimages/umbrellalollipops.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not just we remember things being bigger
24:00 <chelle> what are they called? i love them
24:00 <Liinda> big boss cigars no longer have the red tip
25:00 <amsy> hahahaha scandal!!!!
25:00 <Liinda> theyre like toffee apples
25:00 <Bastardly_One> chelle, you can get those at Sovereign Hill 
25:00 <chelle> yes and luna park.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend who works there and could get them cheap
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not into those hard lollies
25:00 <Pieter> hehehe Liinda
26:00 <Pieter> fads dont have a red tip , i thought big boss's did
26:00 <Pieter> i got a red tip ;p
26:00 <Skirmish> See a doctor. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> neither have the red tip anymore
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and good luck finding choc cigs too
26:00 <Liinda> LOL
26:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember in the 80s they had chewing gum in CD packets?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and they were square and tasted like crap
27:00 <amsy> lol did anyone else eat the paper around the choc cigs?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but the covers were cool
27:00 <Liinda> Yes! i remember them 
27:00 <Pieter> i remember chewing gum in my basketball card packs:)
27:00 <Liinda> lol amsy i did
27:00 <amsy> hahaha me too
27:00 <Pieter> from the disability games
27:00 <Liinda> werent they meant to be eaten?
27:00 <Pieter> =)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, they tasted bad but were cool as right?
27:00 <amsy> it was edible paper
27:00 <amsy> but everyone i knew took it off
27:00 <Liinda> b1, they got hard as rock in 2 chews yes.
28:00 <amsy> i liked the texture as i bit into it with the paper on
28:00 <Liinda> haha phew, all these years i wasnt sure
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I took the paper off you two freaks
28:00 <amsy> lmao
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who eats paper you goats!
28:00 <amsy> ahahahahaha
28:00 <Liinda> Baaaahhhh ahhh hhhhhh
28:00 <Maurice> They'd have been cassette tape chewing gum
28:00 <Maurice> Not CD
28:00 <amsy> bubblegum bullets
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice is right 
29:00 <chelle> raspberry bullets
29:00 <Maurice> http://www.ebay.com/itm/VANILLA-ICE-BUBBLE-GUM-Pack-Vintage-Looks-Like-Mini-CASSETTE-TAPE-BOX-1991-BABY-/370569798942
29:00 <Maurice> ahahahaha
29:00 <chelle> pineapple chunks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> pardon me ... I only just remembered them
29:00 <amsy> oh shit raspberry bullets are delicious
29:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that gum tasted bad though
29:00 <chelle> amsy: you know whats great? "raspberries" dipped in chocolate
29:00 <Liinda> remember those lolipops that played music?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> anything with licorice should be outlawed
29:00 <chelle> YES
29:00 <chelle> flute lollipops
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh those whistle pops?
29:00 <Liinda> Yes!!!!
30:00 <chelle> they were always so sticky
30:00 <Bastardly_One> can still get them
30:00 <chelle> WHISTLEPOPS
30:00 <amsy> http://poveracci.altervista.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/chewingum_proiettile.jpg
30:00 <Liinda> yeah
30:00 <chelle> they were fun
30:00 <Maurice> I had this cassette tape chewing gun https://img1.etsystatic.com/015/0/7762042/il_fullxfull.447852813_fs67.jpg
30:00 <chelle> oh oh oh
30:00 <chelle> PEZ
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a neice annoy the shit out of me with one on Sunday
30:00 <Maurice> Melody pops
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Melody Pops
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the ones
30:00 <chelle> yessss melody pops
30:00 <chelle> and push pops
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still torture to adults 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
30:00 <chelle> and you'd get sugar on your fingers
30:00 <Maurice> Push a push poppppp pushable flavourrr
30:00 <Liinda> one thing i cant stand to this day is Chupa chups
30:00 <amsy> dont push me, push a push pop!
30:00 <chelle> and then they'd get stuck
30:00 <Maurice> Push a push poppppp save some for laterrrr
30:00 <Liinda> i cant understand how they expect kids to open them
30:00 <Maurice> And you'r finger would get all sticky
31:00 <Liinda> i cant even open them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I love choc vanilla chuppa chups
31:00 <Maurice> Your*
31:00 <chelle> Maurice: exactly
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but opening them takes half an hour
31:00 <Liinda> OMG push pops!!
31:00 <Maurice> The adult version now is sex
31:00 <Liinda> Dont push me! Push a push pop!
31:00 <amsy> i hate the creamy ones
31:00 <amsy> fruit is best
31:00 <chelle> i dont mind the strawberry and cream
31:00 <chelle> but i like the fruit strawberry
31:00 <Liinda> i like the banana choc ones
31:00 <chelle> cola
31:00 <Maurice> I love the lemon ones
31:00 <chelle> watermelon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you do realise on my shopping list thanks to you lot I've added about 10 sweets
31:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks guys
31:00 <Liinda> when i eventually get someone to open them for me
31:00 <Maurice> I have a milk churn tin full of the creamy ones
32:00 <Liinda> haha
32:00 <Liinda> musk sticks
32:00 <chelle> i love musk sticks
32:00 <chelle> btu they get boring fast
32:00 <Bastardly_One> only place I can get musk sticks is wooolies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the homebrand ones
32:00 <chelle> yeah they dont really make them anymore
32:00 <amsy> i liked the fruit sticks better than musk sticks
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone else knows where else I want to know
32:00 <chelle> ew fruitsticks
32:00 <Liinda> the small musk pieces from that lolly shop were awesome
33:00 <chelle> theres specialty lolly shops near vic market
33:00 <chelle> they have everything
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I lie ... I can get musk sticks from the same chemist I get mates/cobbers
33:00 <chelle> i got umbrellas from them
33:00 <Liinda> toffee apples from woolies were pretty cool
33:00 <Liinda> om nom nom
33:00 <chelle> like actual toffee apple? yeah
34:00 <Liinda> yeah the real apple covered in toffee
34:00 <chelle> now all i want is lollies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't see those anymore
34:00 <chelle> i love being an adult
34:00 <Liinda> an apple a day keeps the dentist at, NOM..... 
34:00 <chelle> i had lame pasta for dinner which was horrid so i followed it up with salt and vinegar chips
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've gotta go vittle shopping and I've added about 10 lots of sweets to the list thanks to this conversation
34:00 <chelle> now ill have lollies.
34:00 <Liinda> be back soon, gotta do some stuff =)
34:00 <Liinda> xx
35:00 <amsy> i booked flights to go to aus in march btw
35:00 <amsy> all this junk food is only a month and a half away
35:00 <amsy> :')
35:00 <chelle> yay
36:00 <chelle> before lollies ill have some pfeffernusse
36:00 <Nikky`> Have your list ready amsy? haha
37:00 <amsy> oh yes
37:00 <amsy> dim sims right the top
37:00 <amsy> lmao
37:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm large chicken dim sims from the local take away. 
37:00 <nate> fried?
37:00 <Skirmish> So good.
38:00 <nate> skirmish show me ya dimsims!
38:00 <amsy> fried or steamed i dont care... which ever can be obtained the quickest
38:00 <nate> sauces?
38:00 <nate> light soy or dark?
38:00 <Skirmish> I usually steam mine in the microwave.
38:00 <amsy> not neccessary
38:00 <nate> sweet chilli?
38:00 <Skirmish> If I buy from a take away, they are fried. 
39:00 <chelle> i steam mine on the stove.
39:00 <amsy> no time for sauce
39:00 <chelle> i like the hand made steamed ones from the asian shops
39:00 <nate> theirs always time to get saucey
39:00 <amsy> omg yes finally
39:00 <amsy> hi cc !
39:00 <chelle> why arent there dimsims in sweden?
39:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
39:00 <nate> couleurs makes me happy in the pants 2
39:00 <chelle> its just like sausage amirite
39:00 <Nikky`> couleurs :o)
39:00 <couleurs> i'm not in sweden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <couleurs> hi nate 
40:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky` 
40:00 <nate> couleurs sure is a swedish meatball ;l
40:00 <amsy> dim sims dont exist outside of australia
40:00 <couleurs> MeaTBoWLs!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> swedish meatballs
40:00 <chelle> RLY?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
40:00 <chelle> weird
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some
40:00 <amsy> really
40:00 <Skirmish> Another reason Australia is the best country in the world. Our authentic "chinese" food.
40:00 <chelle> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know I was reading somewhere the US invented dim sims
41:00 <amsy> real swedish meatballs are far tastier than the shit ikea serve
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and that asians invented the hotdog
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking oath amsy
41:00 <chelle> i really liked the ikea ones when i tried them
41:00 <chelle> way better than russian meat balls
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had a swede make them for me 
41:00 <Maurice> Horseballs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yum yum YUM
42:00 <Bastardly_One> all this talk of food ... I need to go get some
42:00 <couleurs> i haven't tried the ikea ones yet cos i don't go their 4 food i go their 4 furnitures
42:00 <amsy> yeah im dying im so hungry
42:00 <chelle> couleurs: but i go there to eat $1 hotdog
42:00 <slinky_J> oh man I had pizza now I feel shit
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> My son is at his grandparents house messaging me about the KFC he had for dinner. I am going to bring both the controllers for the PS3 to work with me tomorrow night. 
43:00 <Skirmish> See how funny he feels then.
43:00 <couleurs> i had the $1 hotdog... it tasted like idk what..
43:00 <couleurs> paper?
43:00 <chelle> like a $1 hotdog
43:00 <slinky_J> lol couleurs
43:00 <chelle> you're meant to douse it in tomato sauce and mustard
43:00 <couleurs> paperdog
43:00 <chelle> so that you cant taste it
43:00 <chelle> duh
43:00 <couleurs> i did
43:00 <slinky_J> paperdog thats a good nick
43:00 <couleurs> all i could taste was the bun
44:00 <chelle> THE BUN DOESNT TASTE LIKE ANYTHING
44:00 <couleurs> thank u he's papeboy's sidekick
44:00 <chelle> are you retarded?
44:00 <couleurs> told u
44:00 <chelle> couldnt you taste the sauce?
44:00 <nate> i am lets have retarded sexual relations
44:00 <couleurs> yes it tasted like sauce
44:00 <Skirmish> Pizza is a great idea. I am going to order it now.
44:00 <couleurs> but the meat tasted like nothing ok
45:00 <chelle> like penis?
45:00 <couleurs> PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <couleurs> i h8 u already chelle 
45:00 <chelle> hahaha
45:00 <chelle> join the club
45:00 <chelle> ive gotta go to sleep early motherfuckers
45:00 <chelle> stupid job
46:00 <couleurs> ha ha
46:00 <Skirmish> What kind of pizza shop doesn't open on Mondays! 
46:00 <nate> chelle strippers sure have a hard life:)
46:00 <chelle> if i had the body to be a stripper
46:00 <chelle> id be one
46:00 <couleurs> me 2
46:00 <nate> magic wand time!
47:00 <Skirmish> I would let you strip for me chelle. 
47:00 <chelle> but actually i am a nurse
47:00 <couleurs> cool 
47:00 <chelle> the only stripping i do is stripping beds LOL
47:00 <Skirmish> So is my fiance! 
47:00 <couleurs> r u good @ blood tests
47:00 <chelle> couleurs: i do admission/recovery, i dont take bloods at all.
48:00 <couleurs> BORING
48:00 <chelle> but yes i have experience bleeding renal patients which are usually very difficult.
48:00 <Skirmish> My mrs is a supervisory RN at a nursing home. Chills out unless there is something an AIN/EN can't do. 
48:00 <couleurs> ew
48:00 <chelle> oh, she has a cruisy job.
48:00 <Skirmish> Yep. 
48:00 <chelle> i wake people up from anaesthesia
48:00 <chelle> and make sure they don't stop breathing and shit.
49:00 <amsy> Skirmish, chinese places are also closed on mondays
49:00 <Skirmish> She has been thinking about going back into the public system after we get married to change things up a bit. 
49:00 <nate> chelle is from scrubs, ohh yes
49:00 <amsy> idgi
49:00 <amsy> its the same here too
49:00 <couleurs> do you slap them around like in cartoons
49:00 <chelle> amsy: also the indian place around the corner
49:00 <chelle> couleurs: no.. but sometimes i shake them really hard hahaha
49:00 <nate> amsy and chelle hit that indian place together!
49:00 <Skirmish> amsy: I just logged into dominos pizza and it's closed. I am shocked. 
50:00 <amsy> dominos!
50:00 <Maurice> I didn't think dominos ever had a day off
50:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Yeah that is what I thought too.
50:00 <chelle> Skirmish: dont you live in whoop whoop?
50:00 <nate> skirmish just order pizza hut?:)
50:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's closed? It's only 9:50pm though. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Pizza Hut doesn't deliver to where I am. No close stores.
51:00 <chelle> crust?
51:00 <chelle> eagle boys?
51:00 <nate> where do u live!
51:00 <nate> mabye a friendly ircer will pop by with a pizza
53:00 <Skirmish> I am the only ircer from Newcastle. 
53:00 <Maurice> I'll bring you one Skirmish, but I'm not friendly and you'll have to pay all associated costs
53:00 <thestig> fuck boy
53:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: By the time you get here I would find the pizza dubious to eat. 
54:00 <thestig> need a star trek food replicator 
55:00 <amsy> home made pizza is the only pizza worth eating
55:00 <couleurs> PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Maurice> No it's not
56:00 <Maurice> Especially if you're drunk
56:00 <Maurice> Any pizza is good then
56:00 <nate> yeah id have a slice of couleurs for sure
56:00 <amsy> lmao
56:00 <amsy> settle down nate
57:00 <nate> u want a slice?
57:00 <couleurs> lol
57:00 <amsy> maybe?
57:00 <nate> is this love that i am feeling!
58:00 <couleurs> SLiCe SLiCe BaBBy
58:00 <Pieter> pompeii wasnt bad
59:00 <Pieter> too bad it ended with no survivers 
59:00 <Pieter> =)
59:00 <amsy> The ending was sudden
59:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/XBLxzSN.jpg
59:00 <nate> pieter is it romantic?
59:00 <nate> snuggle!
59:00 <amsy> good stuff just starting to happen
59:00 <amsy> .... fin.
59:00 <Pieter> time for american sniper
59:00 <Pieter> pew pew pew
00:00 <nate> pieter are u watching with ya girlfriend?
00:00 <Doodle> sounds like a date with Pieter
00:00 <Doodle> [21:59] <amsy> good stuff just starting to happen
00:00 <Doodle> [21:59] <amsy> .... fin.
00:00 <amsy> good stuff starts to happen on a date with Pieter
00:00 <amsy> ?
00:00 <nate> amsy is a catch!
00:00 <couleurs> lmao @ pretzel dog IT LOOKS LIKE A PANIS
00:00 <Pieter> not gf
01:00 <Doodle> ok maybe that was a bit generous amsy
01:00 <amsy> a bit?
01:00 <amsy> hahaha
01:00 <Doodle> FINE
01:00 <nate> doodle do u touch yourself?:)
01:00 <Doodle> jeeeeeeeesus
01:00 <Doodle> yes
01:00 <nate> Snap!
01:00 <Doodle> i am right now
01:00 <amsy> pics
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Divinyls - I Touch Myself.mp3 (3.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:47)
01:00 <Doodle> \o/
01:00 <Doodle> /U\
01:00 <amsy> lmao
02:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtKZKl7Bgu0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Calvin Harris - I Need Your Love ft. Ellie Goulding (Apr 14, 2013) 3:47 - Category: Music - 240,371,345 views - 783,197 likes (97%), 24,042 dislikes (3%)
02:00 <nate> love ahh!
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Knuckles - Your Love (Stanton Warriors Tribute Mix).mp3 (13.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:31)
02:00 <Doodle> you know why they called him frankie knuckles dont you
02:00 <Doodle> cos that was his name
02:00 <nate> boxing?
02:00 <nate> ohh ok
02:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/SrVWSlZ.jpg
03:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
03:00 <Doodle> also http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <nate> bbq bbw easy mistake both fat hot things
04:00 <nate> both u cook ya meat on
04:00 <Doodle> both can be served with coleslaw
04:00 <nate> all on ya face hey doodle
04:00 <Doodle> well i never
04:00 <thestig> HELLO DOODLE
05:00 <thestig> HELLO AMSY
05:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
05:00 <nate> thestig u make hearts race dont ya
05:00 <Doodle> some say
05:00 <Doodle> etc
05:00 <Doodle> cbf
05:00 <thestig> sup knickers!
05:00 <Doodle> teehehehehe
05:00 <thestig> hi nate and lol
05:00 <nate> drift my way anytime!
06:00 <thestig> haha
06:00 <Doodle> i did a dorifto earlier
06:00 <Doodle> by mistake
06:00 <Doodle> oooops
06:00 <Doodle> nearly tyres time
06:00 <nate> stop short is funny
06:00 <Nikky`> Wow - its crash
06:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
06:00 <crash> how goes it ?
06:00 <thestig> doodle didnt you just get new tyres
07:00 <Nikky`> It goes well, how is QLD?
07:00 <Doodle> nah i figured i didnt need them
07:00 <Doodle> but i do
07:00 <Doodle> if i leave tc on all the time i dont need new tyres
07:00 <crash> yeah good :) muggish
07:00 <Doodle> but if i switch it off i do
07:00 <crash> hows melbourne ?
07:00 <Nikky`> Cool - got a new job yet? how is mum?
07:00 <nate> did u get tboned crash?:)
07:00 <thestig> lol TC you tech guys 
07:00 <Nikky`> Melb is nice, lil muggy but not too hot
07:00 <thestig> wish i had a car with TC
07:00 <Doodle> tracksion controwl
07:00 <Doodle> no its gay
08:00 <Doodle> i always switch it off
08:00 <Doodle> well
08:00 <Doodle> when i remember
08:00 <crash> yeah got a job, started on friday - heaps of glass work because of a hail storm in december
08:00 <crash> yeah mum good, how was your holiday ?
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madonna - Holiday.mp3 (3.76MB 128kbps Stereo 4:06)
08:00 <thestig> i went over a crest on a gravel road doing 100kph the car weight shifted and back end slid out on landing 
08:00 <Nikky`> I am still on it
08:00 <Nikky`> hence being on here
08:00 <amsy> HI STIGGY
08:00 <Doodle> that happens to me all the time
08:00 <thestig> YAY AMSU!
08:00 <thestig> AMSY!
08:00 <Doodle> on the way to work
09:00 <Doodle> not really
09:00 <amsy> hehehe
09:00 <crash> ahh nice one !
09:00 <Nikky`> yeap
09:00 <Nikky`> And cool on the job
09:00 <Nikky`> Happy to be back in qld?
09:00 <Doodle> Nikky` are you still groping me
10:00 <Doodle> cos i dont remember saying to stop
10:00 <Nikky`> Of course I am
10:00 <Nikky`> I didn't hear the stop word
10:00 <Doodle> oh right, i knew that
10:00 <amsy> shes multitasking
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Doodle> she has nimble finger
10:00 <Doodle> ss
10:00 <Doodle> -s
10:00 <Doodle> .
10:00 <amsy> ta-da!
10:00 <Nikky`> oooh yes
10:00 <Nikky`> haha
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Soul Asylum - Misery.mp3 (5.57MB 128kbps Stereo 6:05)
13:00 <nate> doodle u want a slap on the bum?
13:00 <Doodle> umm
13:00 <Doodle> no thanks
13:00 <Nikky`> From me?
13:00 <Doodle> well
13:00 <Doodle> thats different
13:00 <nate> nice hard one
13:00 <nate> lol
13:00 <Nikky`> Thought so
13:00 <Doodle> but i've been good
13:00 <nate> he hasnt said yes
14:00 <nate> say yes doodle!
14:00 <nate> prude
14:00 <Doodle> yes doodle
14:00 <Nikky`> Yes Doodle
14:00 <nate> repeat
14:00 <nate> louder!
15:00 <Doodle> effort
15:00 <Ryl> lol lleyton hewitt vs roger federer on tv right now
15:00 <Nikky`> Yeah and Doodle and I don't do effort
15:00 <Doodle> ^
15:00 <Ryl> didnt even know that bogan cunt hewitt was still actively competing in tennis
15:00 <Ryl> way past his prime
16:00 <Doodle> comeonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
16:00 <Ryl> he was a 1 hit wonder of 2001, and has been nothin over since
16:00 <Ryl> federer on the other hand, is a god of tennis, as well as a wonderful human being
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dave Dobbyn - Slice Of Heaven.mp3 (10.24MB 128kbps Stereo 11:10)
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Firm - Star Trekkin'.mp3 (3.3MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:36)
21:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Does Doodle spit on your vagina like he does to Maurice? 
22:00 <Nikky`> No, he only saves that for Maurice
22:00 <StrykerX> Righto
22:00 <StrykerX> Now I'm back
22:00 <Nikky`> And I a thankful for that
22:00 <StrykerX> Ryl, how's your bank account mate?
22:00 <Nikky`> am*
22:00 <Maurice> It's just gonna get there anyway
22:00 <Doodle> looool
22:00 <Skirmish> So it seems that there is only a lack of lubrication when it comes to Maurice. 
22:00 <Lwaxana> lol
22:00 <Skirmish> Interesting ... 
22:00 <Lwaxana> he cant chat ..anonymous have him
22:00 <Maurice> It's from You're The Worst
22:00 <Doodle> its not a lube thing
22:00 <Doodle> i just like doing it
23:00 <Maurice> And I like him doing it
23:00 <Maurice> It's like a branding
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:00 <StrykerX> Anonymous have assumed control of Ryl's computer
23:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't do it. I was raised to not spit. 
24:00 <StrykerX> He is no longer an online presence.
24:00 <Doodle> oh piss off
24:00 <Doodle> i dont go around spitting
24:00 <Maurice> I was raised not to spit too..
24:00 <Maurice> Makes me fun at parties
24:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I couldn't even talk dirty to a chick I was dating. We broke up over it. She wanted me to say not nice things to her during sex. I couldn't. 
24:00 <StrykerX> Now.. When you say parties...
24:00 <Maurice> I obv mean gangbangs
24:00 <StrykerX> Excellent.
24:00 <Doodle> last chick i slept with made me call her all sorts of terrible things
24:00 <StrykerX> Hello Maurice
24:00 <Doodle> it was hot
25:00 <StrykerX> :)
25:00 <Maurice> I bet Skirmish has sex with his shirt on
25:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Was it Mandyjane? That would have made it heaps easier to say those things.
25:00 <Maurice> Seems the type
25:00 <Doodle> ew no
25:00 <Maurice> Doodle would have been sucked into oblivion if he went near skankyjane
25:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: lol Kayla would be laughing right now if she was reading this. 
25:00 <Skirmish> At times, my shirt does seem to get forgotten. 
26:00 <Maurice> Do you wear socks during
26:00 <Skirmish> No she draws the line at that. 
26:00 <Doodle> she just doesnt want to see your one direction tattoo Skirmish
26:00 <StrykerX> As if take ya socks off..
26:00 <StrykerX> Makes the escape much quicker if they are left on.
26:00 <Skirmish> I think my inverted nipples freak her out a little. 
27:00 <Doodle> are they scared of her
27:00 <Skirmish> http://www.aurora-clinics.co.uk/photos/photo_view/3f/before/366/male-inverted-nipple-before-and-after-photo.jpg
27:00 <Doodle> you just need to talk to them
28:00 <Skirmish> She annoys me sometimes. She takes it as a personal challenge to try and coax them out. 
28:00 <Doodle> just get 2 big barbells through them
28:00 <Doodle> problem solved
28:00 <Skirmish> There is a time limit as to how long a woman can lick your nipples before it just becomes boring. She can exceed it at times.
29:00 <bee_girl> whats ur time limit?
29:00 <Doodle> 36.2sec
29:00 <Skirmish> So who is marrying someone 6 years younger than them this year? 
29:00 <Doodle> my last gf was 5 years younger
29:00 <Doodle> DISASTER
29:00 <Nikky`> She meant on the nipple licking Doodle..not how long it takes you to cum
29:00 <Doodle> oh
29:00 <Skirmish> BURN! 
29:00 <Skirmish> SHOTS FIRED!
29:00 <Doodle> its the same
30:00 <Nikky`> blank shots
30:00 <Maurice> I think Cam might win the age difference game
30:00 <Doodle> i hope so
30:00 <Nikky`> :P
30:00 <Doodle> ye's 90
30:00 <Doodle> he
30:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: He's not here to beat me, so I am the winner. 
30:00 <Maurice> He is not Doodle
30:00 <Maurice> He's only 87
30:00 <Doodle> close
31:00 <Maurice> At that age, you can't round up
31:00 <Maurice> If anything you round down
31:00 <Maurice> So he's only 85
31:00 <Doodle> do you make him take his teeth out
32:00 <Maurice> Only if he makes me take mine out
32:00 <Doodle> oic
32:00 <Maurice> Then it's all gums a go
33:00 <Doodle> loool
33:00 <Doodle> gross
34:00 <Maurice> Like Thunderbirds
34:00 <Maurice> Gumderbirds are GO
35:00 <Doodle> lol gumderbirds
37:00 <Nikky`> haha
38:00 <Skirmish> Testing out Optus 4G at work. downloading a torrent, peak 370kb/s so far. 
38:00 <thestig> what porno?
38:00 <Skirmish> 511kb/s
38:00 <Skirmish> Final episode of The Newsroom.
39:00 <Skirmish> 673kb/s
39:00 <Pieter> errr im getting 1.4mb/sec from 3.75g
39:00 <DemonsRun> Ah finally back
39:00 <Pieter> well 3.5 next g speeds
39:00 <Pieter> anyway nite
39:00 <Skirmish> 907kb/s
40:00 <Skirmish> 1.05MB/s woo. Not bad at all. 
40:00 <couleurs> I'm getting your moms
40:00 <Skirmish> Peaking out at 1.20mb/s. 
41:00 <thestig> go go go
41:00 <Skirmish> 1.41mb/s on a cheap plan. I am quite impressed. 
42:00 <nate> download lots of what?
42:00 <nate> online gaming
42:00 <nate> ?
42:00 <Nikky`> When I finally upgraded my phone I went on 4g..I can't believe how quick it is
42:00 <Skirmish> Said in the fine print that P2P was capped at 32kb/s. Guess that doesn't work. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: This is Virgin Optus which from all past reviews, is terrible. 
43:00 <Nikky`> I am with Optus
43:00 <Skirmish> I just needed it to be at least the same speed as my ALDI telstra. 
43:00 <Nikky`> And I am amazed that I get 4g here 
43:00 <Skirmish> I paid $30 for 3GB through ALDI, charged per mb and now have this plan at 12GB for $40 charged her kb and no excess use charge. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly, despite virgins reviews I've heard nothing but ok reports from it's users that actually speak about them
44:00 <Nikky`> When I first moved here I could hardly get my 3g to work or the net 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> same with Vodafone ... supposedly utter shit but have been awesome for me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> `mint :D
44:00 <`mint> Hey =)
44:00 <StrykerX> I used to use Virgin for 3G
45:00 <StrykerX> It was fucking HOPELESS
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
45:00 <StrykerX> I could see the nearest tower and STILL only got 3/5 bars
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ...
45:00 <Doodle> i've got half a bar
45:00 <StrykerX> Best I ever got was around 300kb down
45:00 <thestig> lol half a bar
45:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I am getting 1 to 2 bars of reception on 4G and good connectivity and speed. I am happy with my change in provider. 
45:00 <Doodle> ;)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I don't think I've ever had full bars on vodafail but by the same token I've had good speed
46:00 <StrykerX> Nice
46:00 <StrykerX> Maybe their 4G is better
46:00 <StrykerX> But their 3G was shit
46:00 <Skirmish> It's mega cheap compared to what I was getting. I am always looking for better. 
46:00 <StrykerX> Telstra has always been full reception and quick.. Mega ripoff though.
46:00 <Skirmish> Only a 12 month lock in too which is good. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a fucking brilliant plan
47:00 <Skirmish> When we visit the grandparents in law we update their ipads and it takes a chunk. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so no way am I changing providers ... lucky they're not too bad where I am 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> $50 a mth for calls aust wide and text world wide suits me fine
48:00 <Doodle> so you can sms the dalai lama
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how Galaxy's are hard to smash?
49:00 <Nikky`> I wish Doodle would sms me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit they are ... My screen is like a fat person sat on an iphone
49:00 <couleurs> ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Skirmish> What makes them harder to smash than other phones? Up until the 5 they are plastic. 
49:00 <Nikky`> I can only dream Doodle - its all I want in life
49:00 <Nikky`> :P
49:00 <Skirmish> At least the iphones have metal frames. 
49:00 <Doodle> oo you're easily pleased
49:00 <Doodle> ;)
49:00 <Nikky`> I know right
50:00 <Nikky`> Make your job easy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the screens supposedly are tougher Skirmish
50:00 <Doodle> re000www
50:00 <Nikky`> I have never broken a screen/smashed
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... apparently they don't like falling out of your pocket at bus stops
50:00 <Bastardly_One> first screen smash ever
50:00 <Doodle> same Nikky`
50:00 <Skirmish> Suck shit. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> take a look at a 3 or a 4 and the glass is thick
51:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely it's been through bike smashes, etc
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yet a 2m drop the wrong way and bam
52:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Skirmish
52:00 <beagle> most channels on the sony bravia have pretty clear sound
52:00 <DemonsRun> Agreed.
52:00 <beagle> old tvs r pretty crap compared to what u can get today
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe how good my television is for a cheap television ... hitachi ... even the sound is ok 
54:00 <DemonsRun> You type but all I read is blah blah blah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> $178 bargain due to being a shop model
54:00 <beagle> 850  this 1
54:00 <slinky_J> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> best cheap POS ever this ... really surprised
54:00 <StrykerX> :.
54:00 <StrykerX> :>
54:00 <StrykerX> <:
55:00 <DemonsRun> Blah blah blah
56:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun?
56:00 <StrykerX> Oh wait
56:00 <StrykerX> I GEDDIT
56:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX
56:00 <DemonsRun> You should.
56:00 <Nikky`> You sure? you are a little slow
56:00 <StrykerX> I'm trying okay?!
57:00 <DemonsRun> No it's not
57:00 <Nikky`> Yes, you are very trying
57:00 <DemonsRun> I am covered with mozzie bites
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
57:00 <StrykerX> What is loveeeee
57:00 <StrykerX> Baby don't hurt meee
57:00 <StrykerX> Don't hurt mee.. No moreeee
57:00 <DemonsRun> No.
57:00 <Maurice> (19:57:39) (Nikky`): Yes, you are very trying
57:00 <Maurice> My mum says that
57:00 <Maurice> Wait, mum?
58:00 <Nikky`> oh god..thanks for making me feel old
58:00 <StrykerX> HAHAHA
58:00 <Maurice> No problemo
58:00 <Nikky`> And yes, go clean your room
58:00 <Maurice> NO
58:00 <beagle> rice n veges coming up
58:00 <Nikky`> NOW
58:00 <Maurice> I HATE YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM
58:00 <DemonsRun> "Fu k me in the ass coz I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that wayyyyy"
58:00 <Nikky`> lol
58:00 <DemonsRun> Wow what a song
58:00 <Maurice> Considering my mum has 13 grandkids, she's not that old
58:00 <Maurice> She just turned 57
58:00 <StrykerX> Didn't know you were religious, DemonsRun
58:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not.
58:00 <DemonsRun> Google, gods loophole song
59:00 <Nikky`> My mum is umm 64.. I think, I really am bad on remembering her age
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> when i'm 64….
59:00 <Nikky`> brb
59:00 <Maurice> Here DemonsRun http://explosm.net/comics/3561/
59:00 <amsy> wtf 
00:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahahaha
00:00 <DemonsRun> Prick!
01:00 <amsy> I Don't Have A Dick, You Prick !
01:00 <couleurs> Shirlena !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <DemonsRun> Damn it, Janet!
03:00 <amsy> lmao
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ... wait for the end panel ... http://explosm.net/comics/3798/
04:00 <beagle> my fridge started working
04:00 <DemonsRun> No one wants to click your links
04:00 <nate> strapon!
04:00 <nate> funny link
05:00 <nate> any moare?
05:00 <TacoTonight> lol demonsrun
05:00 <DemonsRun> Tacooooo
05:00 <DemonsRun> Did you know I'm a stupid Bitch?
05:00 <DemonsRun> B1 told me so
05:00 <DemonsRun> :)
05:00 <TacoTonight> are you trolling b1 now ya slut
05:00 <TacoTonight> nice work
06:00 <DemonsRun> Trolling? What's that?
06:00 <nate> hurting the stupid bitches feelings damn u b1
06:00 <DemonsRun> My feelings are so hurt I just want to cry
06:00 <DemonsRun> I value his opinion of me soooo much
06:00 <DemonsRun> ;(
07:00 <nate> date night with b1 would be good
07:00 <StrykerX> Oh, the stupid bitch speaks
07:00 <DemonsRun> Get high and play video games?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
07:00 <StrykerX> The channel authority has set the label
08:00 <StrykerX> So now it sticks.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is?
08:00 <Maurice> This one is for Doodle http://explosm.net/comics/3800/
08:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun is now known as the Stupid Bitch
08:00 <StrykerX> As labelled by the authority
08:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
09:00 <stupid`bitch> Woohoo it works
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so stupid I laughed ... http://explosm.net/comics/3788/
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone the comment never affected you've only spent the last what ... 2 hours bitching?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it
10:00 <StrykerX> stupid`bitch, let's get a 2nd opinion
10:00 <stupid`bitch> I've been busy with mates for the last hour and a half
10:00 <stupid`bitch> So no.
10:00 <stupid`bitch> Not two hours
10:00 <nate> let her taste your cherry pie as compensation b1
10:00 <StrykerX> `8ball is DemonsRun a stupid bitch?
10:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is DemonsRun a stupid bitch??? Prospect looks hopeful.!!
10:00 <stupid`bitch> Hahahahahaha
10:00 <StrykerX> LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> `8ball do some people need boxes of tissues?
10:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: do some people need boxes of tissues??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was concentrating you cunt!
10:00 <stupid`bitch> Fuck you 8ball
11:00 <nate> pieter still watching ye sexy movies?
11:00 <StrykerX> One more smoke then bed I reckon
11:00 <stupid`bitch> Pussy
11:00 <Pieter1> we are yeh
11:00 <StrykerX> You bet :D
11:00 <Pieter1> just needed to check somethin
11:00 <Pieter1> back tomorrow
12:00 <TacoTonight> does "concentrate and ask again" still basically mean "take a look in the fucking mirror"?
12:00 <StrykerX> Yup
12:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
13:00 <stupid`bitch> You're weak StrykerX 
14:00 <StrykerX> Bite me
14:00 <stupid`bitch> Ok
14:00 <stupid`bitch> Happily
14:00 <StrykerX> o0o0oo
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
14:00 <stupid`bitch> You'll be bleeding
14:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is going ;D
14:00 <stupid`bitch> Lol you idiot
15:00 <StrykerX> :>
15:00 <StrykerX> <:
15:00 <Maurice> http://explosm.net/comics/1220/
15:00 <Acem> 4â˜…â˜…â˜…ONLiNe4â˜…â˜…â˜…
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is current to a stupid fucking trend in social media at the moment ... http://explosm.net/comics/3786/
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is a selfie stick? I mean I know what one is but why?
18:00 <stupid`bitch> Because your a homo 
18:00 <StrykerX> Do you use a selfie stick Bastardly_One?
18:00 <stupid`bitch> He would.
18:00 <StrykerX> I've heard they're good for taking photos of your arse.
19:00 <StrykerX> Unsure of the validity of this claim though.
19:00 <stupid`bitch> I need to test this theory 
19:00 <nate> b1 everyone likes errections
19:00 <nate> errrection;D
19:00 <nate> err ;D
20:00 <TacoTonight> hey I have a selfie stick
20:00 <TacoTonight> don't be a prick
20:00 <stupid`bitch> Loser
20:00 <StrykerX> Do you take photos of your arse?
20:00 <TacoTonight> the instagram bitches love it
20:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:00 <nate> taco sits on it
20:00 <nate> Gigglez!
21:00 <stupid`bitch> What is the big deal about anal sex?
21:00 <Maurice> http://explosm.net/comics/3385/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqejIQh2Yv4
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Turbonegro - I Got Erection.avi (May 30, 2010) 4:03 - Category: People & Blogs - 216 views views - 2 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
21:00 <stupid`bitch> I don't get it 
22:00 <nate> good place to visit!
22:00 <nate> not to stay ;D
22:00 <nate> hehehe
22:00 <stupid`bitch> Ew
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol nate
22:00 <nate> ahhh kiss me be 1
22:00 <nate> slurp
22:00 <Christ0pher> i fried
22:00 <nate> hi chris
23:00 <Christ0pher> hi nate
23:00 <nate> take some nudie photos and send them my way?
23:00 <Christ0pher> girl stole my heart
23:00 <Christ0pher> stepped on it
23:00 <TacoTonight> whats dis den slut
23:00 <nate> does weed make u do silly stuff?
23:00 <nate> or just feel sleepy:)
24:00 <Christ0pher> i make music
25:00 <nate> have u seen the smack my bitch up music video chris?
25:00 <Christ0pher> fuck you nate
25:00 <nate> do a remix of that
25:00 <Christ0pher> no
25:00 <Christ0pher> u dumb prick
26:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DPF_pWIy3w
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy Smack My Bitch Up (Uncensored) (Mar 10, 2012) - Category: Pets & Animals - 1,257,659 views - 4,118 likes (95.3%), dislikes (4.7%)
26:00 <nate> have a watch my stud
26:00 <nate> stud at a stud farm
26:00 <nate> :D~
26:00 <Christ0pher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIywR5vlfFg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Calypso (Jan 5, 2015) 2:23 - Category: Music - 10 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
26:00 <Christ0pher> i like that one
27:00 <Christ0pher> StrykerX leave me alone
27:00 <Christ0pher> you wanker
27:00 <StrykerX> U high again mate?
27:00 <Christ0pher> you r a freak
27:00 <Christ0pher> no you are
27:00 <Christ0pher> I am god
28:00 <Bastardly_One> look what I found ... Maurice would love this 
28:00 <nate> chris is hung well, wanna touch it nightowl?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so49WpSj9bo
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let It Go - from Frozen (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) (Nov 14, 2014) 4:57 - Category: Music - 183,368 views - 3,613 likes (98.1%), 69 dislikes (1.9%)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not
28:00 <Christ0pher> Bastardly_One GO FUCK YOURSELF
28:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl
28:00 <Christ0pher> you are a retard
29:00 <Christ0pher> u fried Bastardly_One
29:00 <NightOwl1> No thanks nate I have one of my own, as small as it is.
29:00 <NightOwl1> Ello beewon
29:00 <TacoTonight> Go Chris go!
29:00 <nate> chris needs a hooker to pound
29:00 <TacoTonight> Stomp him!
29:00 <nate> taco go over:)
29:00 <TacoTonight> wats dis den slut
29:00 <Christ0pher> i know i say dumb stuff but wow Bastardly_One is worse
30:00 <Christ0pher> fried his brain
30:00 <Christ0pher> least i own my own place
32:00 <Christ0pher> you think you better than me Bastardly_One???
32:00 <Christ0pher> you just nobody
33:00 <Christ0pher> you dont mean shit in the world
33:00 <StrykerX> You own your own place?
33:00 <StrykerX> LOL
33:00 <StrykerX> Joke of the night.
33:00 <Maurice> Skirmish
33:00 <Christ0pher> StrykerX i will kick your nuts in
33:00 <StrykerX> rofl
34:00 <Skirmish> That's not very nice Maurice. 
34:00 <Maurice> You and your son? http://explosm.net/comics/1023/
34:00 <Christ0pher> you are scum
34:00 <StrykerX> Christ0pher
34:00 <StrykerX> UMADBRO
34:00 <Skirmish> LOL Maurice. Yes. Very much so. 
34:00 <Christ0pher> fuck you StrykerX
34:00 <Christ0pher> you dumb fuck
35:00 <StrykerX> Christ0pher, go habe another bong mate
35:00 <StrykerX> Chill a bit
35:00 <Christ0pher> StrykerX you are fucking scum
35:00 <Christ0pher> i dont want to be like you
35:00 <stupid`bitch> Oi skirmish.
35:00 <Christ0pher> fuckhead
35:00 <Christ0pher> hi stupid`bitch
35:00 <Christ0pher> how are u
35:00 <nate> i think stryker is all these things, and he loves it
35:00 <TacoTonight> hey don't call her that
35:00 <stupid`bitch> Fuck offchirs
35:00 <Christ0pher> :(
35:00 <Christ0pher> i just friendly
36:00 <Christ0pher> want a hug from a nice woman
36:00 <nate> with nice big tits?
36:00 <Christ0pher> yummy
36:00 <nate> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> Christ0pher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y3FzVQi-R8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Never Go Full Retard - Tropic Thunder (Nov 29, 2012) 0:53 - Category: Gaming - 107,310 views - 444 likes (98%), 9 dislikes (2%)
36:00 <Christ0pher> Skirmish stuff u
36:00 <Christ0pher> faggot
36:00 <Christ0pher> i just want woman ok
37:00 <Skirmish> Suck a dick you junky. 
37:00 <Christ0pher> make my life better
37:00 <stupid`bitch> I need a shower
37:00 <Christ0pher> i got a dick to suck
37:00 <Christ0pher> not like u scumbag
37:00 <stupid`bitch> I've sucked his dick many times
37:00 <Christ0pher> scum
37:00 <Christ0pher> shouldnt talk about it to us
38:00 <stupid`bitch> I can account for the fact he has one
38:00 <Christ0pher> scum discuss sex wither others
38:00 <Christ0pher> it not right
38:00 <stupid`bitch> It's not your sex life what do you care
38:00 <Christ0pher> dont want to know urs
38:00 <Christ0pher> scum slut
38:00 <nate> pond scum!:L
38:00 <nate> hahaha
38:00 <stupid`bitch> Fucking idiot
39:00 <Christ0pher> u get aids and die
39:00 <Bastardly_One> discussing sex is healthy ... unlike the bitter virgin 
39:00 <Skirmish> You know why woman want nothing to do with you Christ0pher? Because you think THEY will make your life better. They know you're lost. They have better things to do than pick your life up off the floor and wipe the vomit off it. 
39:00 <Christ0pher> Bastardly_One faggot
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a reason you're still a virgin chris
39:00 <Christ0pher> at least i own my place
39:00 <Christ0pher> suck me
39:00 <nate> chris get a hooker
39:00 <Bastardly_One> BFW (Big Fuckin' Whoopee)
39:00 <nate> PROOZZIE
39:00 <Christ0pher> i dont want sex
39:00 <Christ0pher> not with stranger
39:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish. Shower. Kgo
39:00 <Skirmish> B1 and Christ0pher going at it reminds me of Bum Fights where two homeless guys fought. 
40:00 <nate> johnny are u a stranger ;D
40:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Have to go out of the office for a bit ... you shower I will do work stuff. 
40:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
40:00 <DemonsRun> You suck 
40:00 <Skirmish> I lick. 
40:00 <Skirmish> *gone*
40:00 <DemonsRun> Lol I know 
40:00 <Christ0pher> nate fuck u
40:00 <Christ0pher> slut
40:00 <Christ0pher> shithead
40:00 <nate> done ;D
40:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
40:00 <DemonsRun> Someone is on drugs
40:00 <DemonsRun> Naughty naughty
41:00 <nate> chris is a honey in photoshop atleast
41:00 <Christ0pher> DemonsRun u never met a real man b4
42:00 <DemonsRun> I have a real man you idiot 
42:00 <Christ0pher> he dont give u loving like i would
42:00 <nate> whats a real man?
42:00 <nate> ahh hot lovin
42:00 <nate> the passion
44:00 <TacoTonight> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing (Dec 6, 2013) 4:07 - Category: Music - 6,071,926 views - 31,972 likes (97.2%), 924 dislikes (2.8%)
45:00 <Christ0pher> TacoTonight u are retard
45:00 <DemonsRun> Chris don't pm me
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ed? perhaps 
47:00 <Christ0pher> hi Liinda
47:00 <Christ0pher> :)
47:00 <Liinda> hey Christ0pher =)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi kate ... really didn't see ya there 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wb Liinda ... it's the fried chris hour
48:00 <Liinda> ty b1.
48:00 <Christ0pher> fuck u Bastardly_One
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
48:00 <Christ0pher> why u always hate everyone
48:00 <Liinda> but i think chris is nice.
48:00 <TacoTonight> I concur
48:00 <slinky_J> butt
48:00 <Liinda> to me anyways
48:00 <Christ0pher> u just go on at everyone all the time
48:00 <Liinda> =)
48:00 <TacoTonight> sup josh
48:00 <slinky_J> nada gaming
48:00 <Liinda> wb panadols
48:00 <slinky_J> sup
49:00 <DemonsRun> Showerrrrrr
49:00 <TacoTonight> Marvin Gaye'ing
49:00 <slinky_J> i just had teh most awesomez shower
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what game?
49:00 <slinky_J> FarCry4
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that game to hell
49:00 <slinky_J> was free from Ubisoft :P
49:00 <Christ0pher> Bastardly_One just plays games all day
49:00 <Bastardly_One> too hard :P
49:00 <slinky_J> i love it!
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <StrykerX> Chris's bong needs refilling
49:00 <slinky_J> you should try Alien: Isolation if you want a srsly hard game
50:00 <StrykerX> Any helpers?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hits from the bong?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I just sneak with the bow and arrow
50:00 <Christ0pher> StrykerX u fried
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't sell me on Aliens
50:00 <StrykerX> UMADBRO?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've still never seen it discounted
50:00 <slinky_J> oh srsly your loss 
50:00 <slinky_J> it's not your average fps
51:00 <slinky_J> infact you hardly ever fire your handgun lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lame
51:00 <TacoTonight> its got aliens and shit nigga
51:00 <slinky_J> stealthiest game ive ever played
51:00 <Liinda> i hate ants. i just saw a few. one landed on me and now i feel as if they're all crawling on me :/
51:00 <amsy> they are :/
51:00 <TacoTonight> Liinda, maybe they are
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice user?
51:00 <TacoTonight> have you checked?
51:00 <Liinda> nah they arent.
51:00 <Liinda> Ive checked.
51:00 <TacoTonight> Liinda, are they in your hair?
51:00 <nate> i love ants from behind :)
51:00 <slinky_J> my mate wants me to get wolfenstein new order
52:00 <Liinda> No Taco!
52:00 <Christ0pher> ants pants
52:00 <slinky_J> but im saving up to have my ink finished
52:00 <TacoTonight> Liinda, reinforcements are inbound
52:00 <TacoTonight> Liinda, how will you defeat them
52:00 <Bastardly_One> get that slinky_J and you might as well hand your money to me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bad
52:00 <Liinda> I found them and killed them all
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah what are you getting done slinky
52:00 <Skirmish> You know money is tight when $50 for a game is hard to come by because you're saving up for ink. 
52:00 <slinky_J> I havent seen a vid on it on youtube yet so hmm
53:00 <nate> fucking ink is only good with a hot body
53:00 <Bastardly_One> most games are about 80 to be fair 
53:00 <nate> if u look like a turd dont get ink ;l
53:00 <nate> rules have been outlined
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> nate, fuck up 
53:00 <Christ0pher> want more drink
53:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J uses tattoo's to be an individual ... just like everyone else. 
53:00 <Christ0pher> feel lonely
53:00 <Christ0pher> need company
54:00 <slinky_J> mannn, when Ubisoft announced they were giving AC5 Unity seasonpass holders a free game because of all the bugs with Unity i was O_O when I saw FarCry4 on the list
54:00 <Liinda> drinks wont help Christ0pher!
54:00 <Christ0pher> girl ripped out my heart
54:00 <Skirmish> Christ0pher: Liinda is right. Hanging yourself in the garage is the only solution.
54:00 <slinky_J> i need more devs to deliver buggy games >:D
54:00 <Christ0pher> broke it
54:00 <Christ0pher> :(
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ skirmish
54:00 <nate> kate has a big back tat
54:00 <Liinda> Christ0pher, fuck her then. if she was worth it and cared for you, she wouldnt have done it to you.
55:00 <Christ0pher> i loved her Liinda
55:00 <Christ0pher> she was everything to me
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally nate. "bikie slut" with a MC club logo around it 
55:00 <Christ0pher> i bet she off with some guy
55:00 <Skirmish> Christ0pher is an addict. Drugs, alcohol, women, he has no self awareness. He needs these other things to be able to identify. 
55:00 <Skirmish> You cannot reason with him Liinda. 
55:00 <Christ0pher> like stryker or takendacock
55:00 <Skirmish> He is a junky.
56:00 <StrykerX> Christ0pher, you are right
56:00 <Liinda> Christ0pher - fair enough. Just remember what she did to you. how can you love someone who does that to you?
56:00 <Christ0pher> skirmish and tokenballs are faggots
56:00 <StrykerX> Your ex is under my desk as we speak
56:00 <StrykerX> Putting a hoover to shame ;)
56:00 <StrykerX> On that note, I'm out
56:00 <Christ0pher> where ur bitch stryker
56:00 <Liinda> Your desk must be filthy StrykerX 
56:00 <DemonsRun> All smooth
57:00 <Christ0pher> wheres token
57:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Pics
57:00 <Liinda> ;p
57:00 <Christ0pher> i will fucking stab him
57:00 <Christ0pher> he ruins my life
57:00 <DemonsRun> StrykerX feel free to txt me the other way haha I'll be up for hours
57:00 <Christ0pher> make me hate myself
57:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish you no have snapchat
57:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
57:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
57:00 <StrykerX> Token is off with his mrs
57:00 <DemonsRun> Token is a pussy
57:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
57:00 <Skirmish> Snapchat doesn't appeal to me. 
57:00 <TacoTonight> Skirmish, I love tramp stamps. I don't understand why people get them. Every tramp stamp looks exactly the same
58:00 <DemonsRun> Then no pics Skirmish
58:00 <Christ0pher> tokendashit made me want hurt myself
58:00 <Liinda> I used to love tatts purely for the art. would never get one on my body
58:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
58:00 <Skirmish> TacoTonight: Takes the focus away from their hairy butt crack. 
58:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One can I ask you what it is about alien isolation that puts you off?
58:00 <Liinda> cya StrykerX
58:00 <DemonsRun> I have 3 tattoos 
58:00 <slinky_J> previous alien games?
58:00 <DemonsRun> I want more
58:00 <DemonsRun> Badly
58:00 <Christ0pher> i want u DemonsRun
58:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off Chris 
58:00 <Liinda> i love them. on certain people they look awesome.
59:00 <Skirmish> My mrs has 7. She wants a cover up done and she's been quoted $500+ for what she wants. 
59:00 <DemonsRun> I wouldn't get a tramp stamp
59:00 <nate> how can u say no demon!
59:00 <DemonsRun> But I want one on the back on my hip
59:00 <TacoTonight> Skirmish, I also love how tattoos always mean something. When I draw something it doesn't mean anything, other than I'm a shit artist with no sense of creativity
59:00 <Liinda> if i was to every get one, it would be one i personally drew
59:00 <Liinda> but even then id be worried the artist wouldnt do it right
59:00 <Skirmish> I am a huge fan that people should only get ink if it means something to them.
59:00 <Liinda> agreed.
59:00 <`mint> I got my first one a few months ago
59:00 <Skirmish> My son and I have spent hours watching Adventure Time together, bonding. I want a Fin and Jake tattoo. 
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