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22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> be entertaining
22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you fuckfaces
27:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the return of the bastard
27:00 <BillyGoat> hello
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just got home
27:00 <BillyGoat> sup b1 bro
27:00 <Bastardly_One> read above
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> how was the doof festival/gig thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> went to hang with and see deadmau5
28:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as fuck ... except for deadmau5, Knife Party's set and haunted house thing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Pharrell Williams did a good set I suppose
29:00 <BillyGoat> throw tomato at them 
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> throw potato and say go back to latvia
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpo-W5jn4xY
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth (Live @ Made in America Festival 2013) (Sep 3, 2013) 8:01 - Category: Music - 36,629 views - 322 likes (99.1%), 3 dislikes (0.9%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so a Coelacanth is a fish?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well fuck!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> (in song joke ... haw haw haw)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 bongs later
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm home now ... and bored
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now what?
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive smoked 2g
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> jack daniels
39:00 <druff> irc
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ipa
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im bored as fack
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sammy was around before
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> but he brb'd and then quit
41:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lying asshole
41:00 <BillyGoat> i smoke carrot
42:00 <megamanga> chode
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was he?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> think he's been lookin' for me
42:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've that Joel cunt i saw
42:00 <Bastardly_One> in skype
43:00 <Bastardly_One> being annoying and bored ... sleep
43:00 <Bastardly_One> i'm trying to get stoned you nerd
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah he was only on for 20 mins or so
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> think he was smashed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like that's a new thing/
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> haha
54:00 <simba> tin 'o' beanz
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for dessert!
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the port fans staple dinner
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cereal wit yoghurt
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd em up
55:00 <simba> pete the puppy pulveriser
58:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me how deadmau5 was
59:00 <Bastardly_One> highlight of the day was more beating him on forza 5
59:00 <Bastardly_One> than the set itself
59:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzI3Om9QIQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Punch Out!! - Fight Theme Acapella (Mar 3, 2014) 2:55 - Category: Gaming - 494,831 views - 17,641 likes (99.6%), 70 dislikes (0.4%)
01:00 <BillyGoat> punch ya
01:00 <BillyGoat> i got punched out once
01:00 <BillyGoat> back when i was 17
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon this is my ex
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she sounds identical
02:00 <CiggyButtBrain> from your irc personality i can say with utmost confidence that you definitely deserved it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDIdRyMklw
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Knife Party - Internet Friends (Original Mix) (Dec 7, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 4,386,551 views - 28,500 likes (98.4%), 451 dislikes (1.6%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the vocals
02:00 <Bastardly_One> are my ex in London I reckon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not ... but ...
02:00 <BillyGoat> did ya block her on fb?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... the bitch
03:00 <Bastardly_One> took 2 yrs to become civil
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> again that is
03:00 <BillyGoat> lol
03:00 <BillyGoat> i heard from taht girl today
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they were boring today ... seriously dunno why they showed up except to press the play button
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah?
04:00 <BillyGoat> ye
04:00 <BillyGoat> said she thinkin bout me today
04:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
05:00 <BillyGoat> so i made her wait for me replies
05:00 <BillyGoat> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnw4GzXgXNA
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Knife Party - Rage Valley (Original Mix) (May 23, 2012) 5:00 - Category: Music - 1,697,853 views - 11,827 likes (98.7%), 156 dislikes (1.3%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounded good through big arse speakers today
05:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> ask me how deadmau5 was - No
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I answered
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 12:59am] [Bastardly_One] highlight of the day was more beating him on forza 5
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that was more fun
06:00 <BillyGoat> want todays tips simba
07:00 <simba> sheffield united!!!!!!
08:00 <BillyGoat> i make you become a millionaire simba
08:00 <BillyGoat> if ya gamble n listen to my tips
08:00 <simba> no not this again
08:00 <BillyGoat> live the high life like me
08:00 <simba> johninja is ur protege man
08:00 <BillyGoat> high roller
08:00 <simba> go bug him
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> im already a high roller
08:00 <BillyGoat> use $100 greenbacks as ciggy paper son 
08:00 <simba> im so high i cant even roll straight
10:00 <BillyGoat> hope me car start tomorrowe 
10:00 <simba> that doesnt sound like something a high roller would hope
10:00 <BillyGoat> im on holidays son
11:00 <simba> so when do u get to drive ur good car 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> high roller ... roll start off a high hill
11:00 <BillyGoat> all the time 
12:00 <BillyGoat> im comin over
12:00 <BillyGoat> bash ya simba 
12:00 <BillyGoat> with me rollin pin
12:00 <simba> i thought a high roller would at least have a reliable car
12:00 <BillyGoat> flat battery 
13:00 <simba> trade it in 4 a new 1
14:00 <BillyGoat> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub29YVJFJuo
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: indian cook preparing chapati amazing (Sep 26, 2012) 0:25 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,805 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:00 <BillyGoat> that me simba
14:00 <BillyGoat> with me rollin pin\
14:00 <BillyGoat> high rollin
15:00 <simba> Whoa - Thoroughly Impressive DUde
15:00 <BillyGoat> skills mate
16:00 <BillyGoat> thats my 5 star restraunt
18:00 <simba> u get the best of my love
18:00 <BillyGoat> as you can see
18:00 <BillyGoat> i am a high roller
19:00 <BillyGoat> with a good taste of fashion
19:00 <simba> taste in fashion
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> did BillyGoat just come out of the closet?
20:00 <simba> i think he just came in his dad
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hot
21:00 <BillyGoat> u wanna cop a rollin pin too CiggyButtBrain?
25:00 <BillyGoat> i gonna go to bed
25:00 <BillyGoat> nite cunts
25:00 <BillyGoat> knife ya simba
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> is that gambler?
26:00 <simba> klown kum
26:00 <simba> no its pete
26:00 <simba> pete used 2 be a happy gambler until his team got relegated now he is consumed by hatred like anakin starwalker
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> not pete staffy?
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> noongah
29:00 <simba> staffy was that his old nick ?!
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i doubt it
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that pete was a cool mofo
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and didnt smoke
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> or do anything with drugs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
30:00 <simba> this 1 sells them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> one of his many nicks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> staffy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> labrador
30:00 <Bastardly_One> platypus
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> from vic or w.a?
30:00 <simba> i remember staffy from #random a long time ago, i just used 2 pay him and thestig out for being old
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wa
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> unless he's completely lost the plot
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i dont see it being the same guy
31:00 <simba> maybe he lost everything
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong
31:00 <simba> when braunschweig went down
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wow
31:00 <Bastardly_One> from Bussleton
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that sounds familiar
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> no you are confused simba
32:00 <simba> no i dont think so old mate
32:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the punter who follows braunschweig was dolan
32:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and from melbourne
32:00 <simba> yea i thought that was him
32:00 <AndrewBolt> BillyGoat is 30ish
32:00 <AndrewBolt> or younger
33:00 <AndrewBolt> i forget
33:00 <simba> dolan is the only 1 that asks me to take his gambling advice like that guy always does
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dolan is a legit high roller
34:00 <simba> ALUKO
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny
34:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
34:00 <Bonny> ssdd?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you?
35:00 <Bonny> public holiday today.. do you have school?
35:00 <Bonny> same ssdd
35:00 <Bastardly_One> of course not
35:00 <Bonny> well unis still have school today
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on a public holiday
35:00 <Bonny> they don't recognise state public holidays
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lucky I guess then :P
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> last time i spoke to dolan he hit some crazy 6 figure payout and showed me the screen, said he was going to live in USA
37:00 <Bastardly_One> look
37:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the Pete from country WA
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> he works in an auto shop?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> bussleton to be exact
38:00 <simba> man why would u move there from here, id rather move to new zealand and buy a villa or something
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and is kinda buff
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wow
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> he was one of the nicest blokes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> spray painter
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> now seems like a fuckwit
38:00 <simba> everyone seems like a fuckwit when theyre drunk on irc trying to be a fuckwit
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well it is austnet
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> realm of the fuckwits
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen him like last night in a long long time though
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i had him on msn
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> havent spoken to him for years
40:00 <Bastardly_One> think hitting that dog fucked him at the time
40:00 <Saemon> lol wat a softcock he is then
40:00 <Saemon> its only a fucken dog jesus h. christ
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I might call the cops on my neighbours to be a cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> noisy drunken partying cunts
41:00 <simba> thats not what u were like last night Saemon "damn dude hope ur ok"
41:00 <simba> lmbo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> first I should see if I can sell them pot
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then call the cops
42:00 <simba> yea put one of ur items in their back yard then repoyrt it stolen
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> don't laugh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that to the old neighbours
43:00 <Bastardly_One> complete arseholes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so I hoisted the air compressor over the fence
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'll put my penis in ur butt and report you for reverse rape
43:00 <Bastardly_One> brother in law helped
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and we called the cop on them
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> whoops, typo
43:00 <Maurice> (22:43:37) (CiggyButtBrain): i'll put my penis in ur butt and report you for reverse rape
44:00 <Maurice> I found that highly amusing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we are assuming he mean Saemon
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *means
44:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well you have good taste in bad humour
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how's shit anyway woman?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain us or something
45:00 <Saemon> get him to step onto your property uninvited
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
45:00 <Bastardly_One> be a rude bitch
45:00 <Maurice> Theres no place better to be than in bad humour
45:00 <Saemon> and then you can assault him or kill him
45:00 <Saemon> castle law
45:00 <Maurice> You typed less than a minute ago Bastardly_One, settle the fuck down
45:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... as if anyone in this down can do anything
45:00 <Bastardly_One> let 'em enjoy themselves
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just not practically outside my man cave window
46:00 <Bastardly_One> would be good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Ma'am!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, hurry up
46:00 <Bastardly_One> entertainment
47:00 <Saemon> whoa i just heard, mate's baby son recently died
47:00 <Saemon> he had some sorta chest infection, the doctor at a superclinic gave him some sort of drugs injection or something
47:00 <Saemon> didnt get better, so he was taken to hospital
47:00 <Maurice> Let's here it for the killjoy
47:00 <Maurice> Hear
48:00 <Saemon> the doctors there gave him something more
48:00 <Saemon> ended up overdosing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs to a baby huh?
48:00 <simba> thats smart
48:00 <Saemon> thats medical malpractice or negligence isnt it?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> illegal for a start
48:00 <Bastardly_One> up until a certain age
48:00 <Saemon> he wasnt a baby baby, he was a toddler
48:00 <Saemon> like 2 yrs old i think
48:00 <Maurice> Sounds like lies to me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so suddenly
49:00 <Bastardly_One> your friend
49:00 <Bastardly_One> has a 2 yr old
49:00 <Saemon> he's not a close mate so i dont know the details
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who died like the 3yr odl from a cold
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *old
49:00 <Maurice> HOLY FUCK! Just found out my best friend of 29 years has a 7 yr old
50:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what a whore!
50:00 <Saemon> watever, im trying to have a serious convo and im being mocked
50:00 <simba> to be fair, when Saemon says his friend he means soemthing he read on yahoo news 
50:00 <simba> he is just personalising a news story
50:00 <Saemon> wahevarz.
50:00 <Maurice> Mainly because you're ruining the mojo with your fabrications
50:00 <Maurice> Just go away
50:00 <simba> its not cool that they pump babies full of drugs pretending theyre to fight off "Viruses" tho
51:00 <Maurice> Uh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I had a supply of bad drugs today though
51:00 <Saemon> thats the controversy with vaccines right?
51:00 <Maurice> No Dr will give a child anti bios for a 'virus'
51:00 <Maurice> Because nothing helps a virus
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> oh dear god
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of got rid of thousands of doof doof kids
51:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> why do i electronically associate with dumb people
51:00 <AndrewBolt> questionable if viruses are even alive 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll sort of explain what he means there
51:00 <simba> yea u should exterminate all the dead mouse fans xD
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not even half cocked
52:00 <Maurice> A virus can't be treated through drugs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but lemme explain
52:00 <Dickens_Cider> I need another cone to make heads or tails of this convo 
52:00 <Dickens_Cider> brb 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> vaccines are live anti bodie right?
52:00 <Maurice> NOR tails
52:00 <Maurice> You pleb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *bodies
52:00 <Saemon> wat are virus really then? they are not bacteria
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes/no?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking
52:00 <Saemon> midichlorians?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> y/n?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
52:00 <Maurice> If they're not bacteria, drugs wont help..
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the skin has like 6 layers
53:00 <Saemon> epidermis
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and by the time the germ hits the blood stream it's colour coded ... for the blood cells to fight
53:00 <Bastardly_One> injected in ... the blood cells dunno to fight it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's where he's getting that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
54:00 <Saemon> apparently a virus under super magnification doesnt look biological at all
54:00 <Saemon> it looks mechanical like
54:00 <Saemon> thats freaky
54:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of how you're a sub genre of the human species
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the retarded cousin
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
54:00 <Maurice> All that aside coz it's a buzz kill
54:00 <Maurice> How bout those Knicks
54:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One 
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the knicks suck
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
55:00 <Maurice> Fine
55:00 <Maurice> How about that other team
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you're suposed to be entertaining
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they suck too
55:00 <simba> Saemon that makes me think of nanomachines which is freaky
55:00 <Saemon> yeah
55:00 <Maurice> You know whats entertaining and got me numerous comments today? My new zombie hi tops
55:00 <Maurice> THATS WHAT
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> how about gina rineharts butt
55:00 <Saemon> i was thinking that maybe the viruses are created
55:00 <Bastardly_One> got a pic of 'em?
55:00 <Saemon> by aliens perhaps
55:00 <Bastardly_One> show
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound cool actually
56:00 <Bastardly_One> converse or what?
56:00 <simba> viruses are created.. prob not by aliens
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> oh hell
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> it gets worse
56:00 <Saemon> then maybe by the govt
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> beehhh
56:00 <Saemon> to control us
56:00 <beehhh> death dart disturbing
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> malaka
56:00 <simba> u r just being an obvious troll now try another method 
56:00 <Saemon> what?
56:00 <Saemon> no im not
56:00 <simba> ill get beehhh to bash you
56:00 <beehhh> i show u new tranny pic
57:00 <Maurice> Do *I* have a pic of my shoes
57:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ cant i ever have a serios convo where i can speak my mind and be taken seriously?
57:00 <Maurice> Stupid question
57:00 <simba> no
57:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
57:00 <simba> u r a known troll 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> show
57:00 <Saemon> ppl can change
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you know I like shoes too?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> poor woman
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Maurice> Fuck up, simba
57:00 <simba> ?
57:00 <simba> im not talking to u Maurice
57:00 <simba> in fact i never am 
57:00 <simba> just 2 clear it up
58:00 <Maurice> And?
58:00 <Maurice> My comment stands
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll put it nicely
58:00 <simba> stop talking 2 me
58:00 <Saemon> off topic, how awesome is that show bobs burgers? its very witty
58:00 <Bastardly_One> don't feed the troll
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> do you have a strapon Maurice?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and he goes away
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you last night
58:00 <beehhh> i have a new tranny gf
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she owns one called the Black Mambo
58:00 <simba> yea pretending u like bobs burgers is even more obvious
58:00 <Saemon> what?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 inches long and 3 inches wide
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> bobs burgers is cool
59:00 <Saemon> im not pretending simba
59:00 <simba> r u a pretenda
59:00 <Saemon> i saw that show for the first time on wednesday night
59:00 <Devil_Girl> Oh ffs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you've only just heard of it
59:00 <Saemon> and loved it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so did you get the discussion on your strap on?
59:00 <Saemon> yeah i dont keep up to date with much shows
59:00 <Bastardly_One> or d/cd?
59:00 <Saemon> only ones i liked from before
59:00 <Devil_Girl> Win https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1962693_10152306450615844_672034143_n.jpg
00:00 <simba> how do you manage to keep up to date with the really crappy six month wonders then, like game of thrones and breaking bad
00:00 <Saemon> i.e game of thrones, true blood, supernatural
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> fail
00:00 <Saemon> and of course, WWE raw and Smackdown
00:00 <Saemon> Raw
00:00 <Bastardly_One> cool chick hitops
00:00 <Devil_Girl> Same https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/553397_10151141623680844_1846591652_n.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I like 'em ... *nods*
00:00 <Devil_Girl> Ditto https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1012409_10151797372625844_853405328_n.jpg
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you have fat feet
01:00 <Devil_Girl> Yeah, they're huge..
01:00 <Saemon> Devil_Girl what size shoes do you wear?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad at all
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> original xbox hueg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell him
01:00 <Devil_Girl> 6
01:00 <Bastardly_One> your feet belong to me *creepy leer*
01:00 <Saemon> ah thats a good size
01:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *creepy visions*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Dickens_Cider> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1898164_287835038040926_155642608_n.jpg
02:00 <Devil_Girl> Best, my fat nails https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/p206x206/1380247_10152011680955844_1012445999_n.jpg
02:00 <Saemon> whats your favourite nail polish color Devil_Girl?
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> pig nails
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cthulu
03:00 <Saemon> Devil_Girl show a picture of your feet 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
03:00 <Devil_Girl> Why do you have to be so creepy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll notice it to me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, why
03:00 <Dickens_Cider> these guys and their foot fetishes 
03:00 <Dickens_Cider> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1888546_287816101376153_1590824466_n.jpg
04:00 <simba> this guy*
04:00 <Saemon> im not being creepy im just a person who doesnt play games and gets to the point
04:00 <Dickens_Cider> also... I have seen her feet 
04:00 <Dickens_Cider> so ner 
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> Devil_Girl has hairy toes
04:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
04:00 <Saemon> i have a foot fetish. if u want to show ur feet, awesome. if not, then dont
04:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
04:00 <Devil_Girl> Nobody has seen Saemons feet, except for the surgeon
04:00 <Saemon> it doesnt hurt to ask
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so do most hobbits CiggyButtBrain
04:00 <Devil_Girl> I do, CiggyButtBrain :/
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and a hairy gape
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you leave Mrs Baggins alone
04:00 <Saemon> Dickens_Cider lol is that asian chick gona get tentacle raped by that squid?
04:00 <Devil_Girl> Hang on
05:00 <Saemon> wth Devil_Girl was Maurice? (:o
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wb miss hairy gape
05:00 <Maurice> Er
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
05:00 <Maurice> Dickhead
05:00 <Maurice> Thanks CiggyButtBrain
06:00 <simba> lool
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ur welcum
07:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly shows how much attention people pay to idents, vhosts and ips
07:00 <Maurice> My Stabby Cats <3 https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/561399_10151590559690844_347550302_n.jpg
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah, my ident is always murder
07:00 <simba> maybe they have them switched off
07:00 <Bastardly_One> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
07:00 <Bastardly_One> true simba
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you like hello kitty?
07:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nice heels
07:00 <Maurice> No
07:00 <Bastardly_One> reason I ask
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
07:00 <Saemon> damn those are sexy heels
08:00 <Saemon> i like em
08:00 <Maurice> These are called OMG https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/12401_10151590560780844_1428179757_n.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent jimmy chan limited ed Hello Kitty is out is wh I asked
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *why
08:00 <AndrewBolt> do you watch the TV series Hannibal, Maurice 
08:00 <Maurice> No
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you didnt answer my strapon question Maurice
08:00 <Maurice> I missed it
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hannibal is awesome
08:00 <beehhh> http://i57.tinypic.com/241vygg.jpg
08:00 <Saemon> shoes like these though are what keeps podiatrists and orthopedic surgeons in business
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i asked if you had one
08:00 <Bastardly_One> i like the cat ones better but I like those too
08:00 <Maurice> What strap on question
09:00 <Maurice> Oh, unfortunately no, I don't
09:00 <Saemon> so glad im not a female and never have to wear them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I answered I told him last night
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 incher
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> if you cant afford decent internet
09:00 <Bastardly_One> black mambo
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah then
09:00 <beehhh> gay shit
09:00 <simba> gross beehhh. gross.
09:00 <beehhh> we sucked each other last nite on a two bottles of JD's
09:00 <Maurice> I can afford your mum, not that it's hard
09:00 <Maurice> Literally
09:00 <simba> lmao
09:00 <simba> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
09:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> when's ya b/day?
10:00 <beehhh> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=241vygg&s=8
10:00 <simba> got drunk and sucked a trannies dick and is proud
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my mum owns like half a dozen heritage listed properties
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> but ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tempted to by you a really realistic one that's 9 inches I think
10:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/541758_10151400426805844_751660919_n.jpg
10:00 <Maurice> My mum owned a pub
10:00 <Maurice> I win
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> owned
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> compaered to owns
11:00 <Maurice> What
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to see the front of the middle ones
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> one is past tense
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> one is current
11:00 <Maurice> I meant compaered
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> basic linguistic principle
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> compared
12:00 <simba> who r u microsoft clippy?
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> as in being in possession of something currently
12:00 <beehhh> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=280mr7d&s=8
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> as opposed to owning it previously
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in possession of these words
12:00 <beehhh> view raw image
12:00 <Bastardly_One> telling you to sit down and calm ya farm
12:00 <beehhh> 300 was great good gay moofie
13:00 <Bastardly_One> have another cone CiggyButtBrain
13:00 <Maurice> The only ones I'm yet to wear https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/73985_10151275948240844_361139702_n.jpg
13:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
13:00 <Maurice> Mostly because they're an inch taller than the rest
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
13:00 <Bastardly_One> would have to be the real right dress for those
13:00 <Maurice> I don't wear dresses
13:00 <Saemon> wat do they smell like after u wear them all day long on a hot day?
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> make up more lies about how you hang out with deadmau5 you neurotic goofball
14:00 <Maurice> I wear skinny leg jeans with them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
14:00 <Saemon> u goin for the underbelly ladies look?
14:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/392206_10151141976690844_1439075568_n.jpg
14:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/432004_10151145957825844_860857162_n.jpg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nicer than behind
15:00 <Saemon> carl williams wife in season 1 underbelly her trademark was skinny black jeans with high heels
15:00 <Maurice> The last dress I wore was in 2004
15:00 <Saemon> she was hot as
15:00 <Maurice> And it was my wedding dress
15:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/11j9qxe.jpg
15:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i bet you looked like a manatee trapped in a fishing net
15:00 <Maurice> I did :(
15:00 <beehhh> gay shit
16:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be me
16:00 <beehhh> no penis no good
16:00 <Saemon> lol CiggyButtBrain
16:00 <Saemon> on he he did'ENT!
17:00 <Saemon> wait that came out wrong
17:00 <Saemon> oh no he did'ENT!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you came out wrong
17:00 <beehhh> shes 24yo ts girl work as a checkout girl at a furniture store n calling me her bf
17:00 <Saemon> i came out unique
18:00 <simba> but beehhh, hes male
18:00 <simba> hes a checkout dude
18:00 <beehhh> dude is a ladyboy
18:00 <simba> still a dude, man
18:00 <beehhh> shes falls sleep in my lap like a woman
19:00 <simba> she is male
19:00 <beehhh> no, shes more than woman bra
19:00 <simba> idk why you are trying to convince yourself of that
19:00 <simba> im sure you know deep down youre gay
19:00 <simba> youre masking it with this new age trend
20:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/417353_333066170062633_1575995092_n.jpg
20:00 <AndrewBolt> beehhh: when you watch Bollywood movies, do you identify more with the lead females?
20:00 <simba> me fella went down on me and found next doors missing kitten
21:00 <beehhh> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=53sc92&s=8
23:00 <beehhh> she sucked me good n swallowed my load after i did the same to her
23:00 <simba> he*
23:00 <simba> him*
23:00 <beehhh> shim
23:00 <simba> do you classify yourself as homosexual?
23:00 <beehhh> yes
24:00 <beehhh> i dont like girls
24:00 <simba> but u still kid urself by calling these dudes women
24:00 <beehhh> well they dress like one
24:00 <beehhh> wearing bra n panties
24:00 <simba> i just dont get the whole movement, they actually demand to be recognised as women just because they want to be
25:00 <simba> and hundreds upon thousands of people are backing them
25:00 <simba> to just identify as women if they want
25:00 <simba> its fucking retarded
25:00 <Saemon> haha the dudes ive dated always loved it when i gargled their cum first 
25:00 <Saemon> before swallowing it
25:00 <AndrewBolt> just one of those stupid fads
26:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
26:00 <simba> i hope so but all these queers seem to have too much backing for it to be fads
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even getting into this conversation
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the posts are too ignorant
26:00 <Saemon> guys are more better in giving head then chicks
26:00 <Saemon> cuz who'd know better on how to pleasure a penis, than a person who has a penis themself?
26:00 <Saemon> #logic #commonsense
26:00 <simba> apparently there are "non-binary genders"
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> like if youre just not happy with being a man or a woman you can now make up a new one
27:00 <simba> like i could demand to be recognised as a SHALOMABOT
27:00 <simba> there thats my gender
27:00 <Saemon> lol yeah theres was this hippy lady in court about it
27:00 <Saemon> it was on the news
27:00 <Saemon> a few days ago
28:00 <Saemon> she doesnt want to be identified as a man nor a woman
28:00 <Saemon> but a 3 category
28:00 <Saemon> 3rd*
28:00 <beehhh> shes a catholic christian
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> all of this gender shit is stupid
29:00 <Saemon> yeah
29:00 <Saemon> its society that imposes these divisions
29:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/#!/tamianatasha.aluwiyaperes
29:00 <simba> there dont even seem to be any recognised english words for any 'new genders'
30:00 <Senpai> i would let that suck my dick
30:00 <Excessive> where the fck have u heard of a catholic christian?
30:00 <Saemon> when you were young, u didnt need to conform to these restrictions
30:00 <Saemon> of gender
30:00 <Saemon> that was true freedom and equality
30:00 <Excessive> catholics r jus catholics
30:00 <Saemon> but once u get to a certain age, its "oh your this gender, so u have to dress like this, behave like this" etc
30:00 <Excessive> christians r orthodox
30:00 <simba> dude i think your gender was always there
30:00 <beehhh> we sucked eachother this morning a tasted cum
31:00 <Saemon> lol @ catholic christian
31:00 <beehhh> my load was massive filled her mouth
31:00 <Saemon> im a islamic muslim
32:00 <simba> im muslim
32:00 <Saemon> salam alaikum
32:00 <beehhh> tasty cock she has circumsized
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <Saemon> u didnt reply to salam alaikum simba
33:00 <simba> beehhh stop talking about it ok
33:00 <Saemon> therefore u are not muslim
33:00 <simba> fuck off i only respond to real muslims
33:00 <simba> youre a troll and a fake
34:00 <simba> but still
34:00 <Saemon> pffft bet u dont even know what the right response to a salam alaikum is
34:00 <simba> even tho u r a fake and a troll
34:00 <simba> u get the Best of My Love
34:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pahij2ZMkMw
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Emotions ~ Best of My Love (Nov 13, 2012) 3:02 - Category: Music - 175,412 views - 1,098 likes (98.4%), 18 dislikes (1.6%)
34:00 <beehhh> she isnt a male deep inside shes a girl and flat chest
35:00 <simba> beehhh, did you fuck that guy in the ass?
35:00 <simba> or just blow him?
35:00 <beehhh> her parents abandoned her and seeking for a partner
35:00 <beehhh> nah, she only sucked me off
35:00 <simba> did u find out his real name
35:00 <simba> or just the trannie name
36:00 <beehhh> norell
37:00 <Saemon> lol @ norell
37:00 <beehhh> we are in a relationship
37:00 <Saemon> she is a khankir pola
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think, if you're anything other than straight or gay, you're abnormal
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and can live on the moon, which is made of cheese.
38:00 <simba> i think gay people are Mentally Retarded
38:00 <Saemon> well i am bi-curious
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think gay people need a brain switch
38:00 <beehhh> im bi-reciever
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think beehhh is a straightophobe
38:00 <simba> im bicentennial man
39:00 <beehhh> comming down from JD's hangover
39:00 <Maurice> You're all mentally retarded
39:00 <beehhh> norell tripped over on her high hills
40:00 <simba> thats because men cant walk in high heels
40:00 <simba> and youre dating a man
40:00 <Saemon> lol
40:00 <Maurice> Uhm
41:00 <Maurice> I don't date anyone
41:00 <beehhh> cock's better
41:00 <beehhh> less trouble
41:00 <simba> god no one is talkign 2 u Maurice
41:00 <Maurice> Don't mention God with a capital
41:00 <Maurice> You stupid twit
41:00 <beehhh> ban her
41:00 <simba> please stop talking 2 me
42:00 <simba> its not my fault ur hubbys away so long
42:00 <Maurice> Ban me?
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
42:00 <beehhh> simba is a girl behind his monitor's screen hiding
42:00 <Maurice> He's home on tuesday, thats not really long..
42:00 <simba> I AM NOT Hiding
42:00 <beehhh> i showed you every photos i got
42:00 <Saemon> oh ffs my microwave just started flashing and buzzing really loud 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> well well, so Uplay works for blacklist but not blackflag, maybe Uplay can go buy some new lipstick to put on to kiss me before it FUCKS ME
42:00 <Saemon> burnin smell
43:00 <Maurice> Mine did that, turned itself on, I threw it out
43:00 <Saemon> this is the 2nd $40 microwave from kmart thats done this
43:00 <Maurice> LG is not good for a month old microwave
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> maurice stop acting so retarded
43:00 <beehhh> 40 bucks a week is a low salary in strya
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif have a microwave
43:00 <Saemon> so its not salvagable Maurice? wat happends if i continue to use it?
43:00 <Saemon> would it explode?
43:00 <Maurice> Listen here, druggo, go eat a bag of dicks
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a druggo?
44:00 <Maurice> I don't know, I wasn't risking it and ditched it
44:00 <Saemon> ic, im gona do the same 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> did Maurice just call me a druggo lol
44:00 <Saemon> the loud buzzing is scary enough
44:00 <Maurice> If the hoof, fits..
44:00 <simba> omg yes
44:00 <simba> u guyz shud fite
44:00 <beehhh> i licked it like an icecream she moaned n liked it
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont do drugs Maurice
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks for caring enough to not know already
44:00 <simba> dont be stupid
44:00 <Maurice> Rofl
44:00 <simba> everyone is on drugs
45:00 <Maurice> I take panadol when it gets to be too much
45:00 <Saemon> not me im straight edgr
45:00 <Saemon> egde*
45:00 <simba> from sugar to coffee from weed to meth we r all addicted 2 the sensations 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl?
45:00 <beehhh> sex is good while drunk
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> why is maurice even IN here
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and opped..
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> We now go live to simba
45:00 <Maurice> Why are YOU even in HERE and NOT opped ETC
45:00 <simba> nobody knows
45:00 <beehhh> we fucked later slept through all of sunday
46:00 <simba> shut up mirza
46:00 <beehhh> when we got up went to a restaurant and had like a king munchies of a treat together
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> mirza and an orangutan, sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g
47:00 <megamanga> lel at throwing ops around
47:00 <beehhh> dawn of the planet of the PandasDontDrive
47:00 <beehhh> penis is tastier than pussy
48:00 <simba> shut UP mirza
48:00 <simba> do u know how selfish it is just typing about ur trannie obsession in a public room
48:00 <simba> this is not ur diary
48:00 <Saemon> 50 shades of beehhh
48:00 <megamanga> this has to be beeh
48:00 <megamanga> LOL
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> he keeps talking about this dude hes been blowing
49:00 <DreamSeller> is beehhh even in australia? 
49:00 <megamanga> hes a drunk greek cunt in melb
50:00 <simba> no hes in bloody malaysia man
50:00 <megamanga> no he isnt
50:00 <megamanga> hes a drunk greek cunt
50:00 <beehhh> she goes that a huge penis honey
50:00 <Saemon> wat
50:00 <simba> honestly he tried hard to meet Serial when he went over there
50:00 <Saemon> he's bengali
50:00 <simba> and ive seen him on skype 
50:00 <megamanga> legit?
50:00 <megamanga> so he is real
50:00 <DreamSeller> he is trying to get back into the country so he can bang beagle and lucie 
50:00 <megamanga> ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
51:00 <AndrewBolt> a terrorist took over the plane and told the cabin and passengers they were off to visit beehhh. the people were so horrified that they overcame the terrorists together and preferred to steer the plane into the ocean, plunging them all to their deaths
51:00 <simba> him and beagle are so real theyre like my favorite tv show
51:00 <simba> great characters
51:00 <beehhh> lol AndrewBolt
51:00 <Saemon> AndrewBolt a malaysian airlines aeroplane is currently missing atm.
51:00 <Saemon> not cool man.
51:00 <Saemon> too soon.
52:00 <simba> how is it missing?
52:00 <beehhh> it was running out of fuel
52:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/21886161/malaysia-launches-terror-probe-over-plane/
52:00 <beehhh> those two fake passport holders are indo citizens nevermind them
52:00 <Saemon> they suspect its terrorists at work now
52:00 <Saemon> there was 8 australians aboard that flight
52:00 <Saemon> may god be with them
53:00 <simba> oic
53:00 <megamanga> i'd neck myself if i was on a malaysian flight
53:00 <AndrewBolt> is Gillard still president, Saemon ?
54:00 <Senpai> maybe all 200 plus necked themselves
54:00 <simba> maybe they r just chilling in the kuala lumpur airport
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> that Bolt Report is the worst of its kind on television
54:00 <simba> its a big place easy 2 get lost
55:00 <Senpai> yeah i reckon that's it
55:00 <Senpai> i reckon an air controller made a typo
56:00 <Senpai> there never was a flight 370
56:00 <megamanga> 15 deg right
56:00 <megamanga> NO WAIT I MEANT LEFT
56:00 <megamanga> oh well
56:00 <Saemon> lol that would be /facepalm of the year
56:00 <simba> Haha. It sure would, Saemon.
57:00 <simba> It suuuuure would.
57:00 <beehhh> free sex with tranny atleast
58:00 <simba> im watching russian tv and they have shitloads of car ads like we do you know where they try and show how happy youll be by buying that car and how much itll suit your life style
58:00 <simba> every second ad is a bunch of teenagers smiling in cars and doing stuff they couldnt do if they didnt own that car
58:00 <megamanga> buy the latest lada... it has electric windows!
58:00 <beehhh> it feels like a newborn with an enduoing relationship
58:00 <megamanga> have you seen them in car crash videos?
59:00 <simba> no Link it 
59:00 <simba> like the hero of time
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lah de dah we called em
00:00 <megamanga> im on 3g
00:00 <megamanga> you link it
00:00 <megamanga> just watch any russian dash video and the car that looks like a pancae is a lada
00:00 <megamanga> pancake
01:00 <Excessive> http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Lada_1200.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_124&h=183&w=275&tbnid=1BM57IDcTL4gnM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=200&zoom=1&usg=__e_ryDlnJkfC5ZB_m5_7Ot-HsyqY%3D&docid=2kX4FgCo1u_1FM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=MpAcU7XbN8KbkAXIy4DYAg&ved=0CKEBEPwdMAo
01:00 <Saemon> wats will those clips of mini micro machine guns on youtube that acutually functions
02:00 <Saemon> and every keeps on commenting like "with every happy meal in russia"
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do people hate on russia
03:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/21887637/family-feared-dead-on-missing-malaysia-flight/
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> more guns in the USA
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> open a bank account, receive a free shotgun
04:00 <megamanga> id like a free shotgun thanks
05:00 <Saemon> ^ hell yeah
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no thanks
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> free showgun be cool
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> gan?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> watevs im out peas and ham niggas
06:00 <simba> china are the real badasses
07:00 <beehhh> missing in action
07:00 <simba> http://www.globalfirepower.com/available-military-manpower.asp
07:00 <simba> look how many kents india and china have ready 2 go
07:00 <simba> they are fucken ready
08:00 <Saemon> true, if warfare in the present day relies on numbers
08:00 <Saemon> but its not the time of caesar anymore
08:00 <Saemon> todays warfare is all about nukes
08:00 <AndrewBolt> no, psychological warfare on twitter
08:00 <AndrewBolt> especially cyberbullying
09:00 <megamanga> psyops
09:00 <Saemon> one press of a button from obamas white house desk office pad and the entire chinese army would be wiped out
09:00 <megamanga> disinformation about 16yo pregnancies on twitter
09:00 <simba> http://www.globalfirepower.com/armor-tanks-total.asp look how many tanks russia have compared 2 everyone else
11:00 <Excessive> russia was always gd at makin fcked up decisions even to this day ......... back under communism they gave new tractors to farmers and those tractors ended up as rust buckets in the fields cause there was no fuel for em
11:00 <Saemon> wtf
11:00 <Saemon> australia we only got 59 tanks??
12:00 <Saemon> and to think, australia wants a seat on the security council
12:00 <Saemon> wat a fuckn joke
12:00 <AndrewBolt> we're an island mate. and we have a limited number of military units to take them anywhere
12:00 <AndrewBolt> or deploy them from our centres
12:00 <simba> we are little babies
12:00 <AndrewBolt> russia and china have more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and more reason to
13:00 <Saemon> then australia clearly has no business being on the U.N security council
13:00 <AndrewBolt> it's rigged like the Eurovision!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <Saemon> we gotta actually have the military capability to secure shit 
13:00 <AndrewBolt> unfair
14:00 <simba> if we do have 9million men fit for service that is like all the men in aus
14:00 <Excessive> we do, though on a personal level rather than on the masses
14:00 <AndrewBolt> let's give all our men glassing training as soon as they hit 13
15:00 <AndrewBolt> the ultimate fightahs
15:00 <AndrewBolt> kinda close-range
15:00 <AndrewBolt> good for close combat yo
15:00 <Maurice> Ugh
15:00 <Excessive> u go n open ur mouth abt shit that aggravates things, they jus turn on a jamming device n then u'd be in some mental home sayin to urself "wow, didn't expect this"
16:00 <AndrewBolt> jamming device?
16:00 <Excessive> yep
16:00 <AndrewBolt> please elaborate
16:00 <Excessive> ummmmm, ever been in a psych ward?
17:00 <AndrewBolt> sure, im a qualified psychiatrist
17:00 <Maurice> Notice it's a bunch of dick hungry men in this convo
17:00 <AndrewBolt> jamming device = penis?
17:00 <Excessive> lawl
17:00 <AndrewBolt> "wow, didn't expect this"
17:00 <AndrewBolt> i get it
17:00 <Saemon> simba i dont think australia has really even recovered from its depletion of male population since world war 1
17:00 <Saemon> an entire generation of men lost
17:00 <AndrewBolt> surprise butt sex
18:00 <simba> did you type that in notepad and paste it here 
18:00 <Maurice> Yum
19:00 <Excessive> ok one example ........... few years back that liberal mp with sayin that Bob Carr's wife was aa mail order bride ........... found himself in a psych ward with suicidal tendencies
20:00 <AndrewBolt> hmmmm
20:00 <AndrewBolt> so how does this technology work?
20:00 <AndrewBolt> is it created by our governments or is alien in origin?
21:00 <AndrewBolt> or is it*
21:00 <Excessive> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/my-foolish-boozy-night-brogden-tells/2005/08/28/1125167552278.html
21:00 <Saemon> probably alien origin
21:00 <Saemon> obtained by our govt
21:00 <Saemon> cuz look
21:00 <Saemon> out of over 2000 yrs of civilisation
21:00 <Saemon> why only suddenly developed all of the crazy shit that we got now
22:00 <Saemon> in like wat, the past 100 yrs??
22:00 <Saemon> why not much longer before that?
22:00 <beehhh> i've found my true love
22:00 <Saemon> wth have we been doing for 1000 yrs?
22:00 <Senpai> Saemon: distribution of skills and knowledge
22:00 <simba> fighting
23:00 <Saemon> we were still primitive until like the 1920s and then boom all of a sudden
23:00 <Saemon> we got rockets cars plans n shit
23:00 <Saemon> lead to ww2
23:00 <Saemon> something must have been discovered by major world governments, alien tech knowledge or something
24:00 <Saemon> and it got gradually integreted into society
24:00 <simba> but Why
24:00 <Saemon> given to companies like mircosoft etc
24:00 <Q{> elves found in the wood
24:00 <Saemon> so we can computers like we do todayu
24:00 <Q{> they know new magics
25:00 <simba> microsoft pulled of the second greatest trolling operation of all time with Y2K, second only to Christianity
25:00 <simba> they convinced an entire planet to upgrade technologies 2 get them hooked on the internet
25:00 <simba> pulled off*
25:00 <simba> it took only 15 years to get the world online
26:00 <Saemon> thats pretty phenomenal achievement
28:00 <Saemon> and japan, it currently devotes all its technological prowess into entertainment and daily life stuff like andriod vacuum cleaners, walking toilets and so on etc
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Saemon> if it had changed priority and steered its focus into military advancment
28:00 <AndrewBolt> hmmm walking toilets
29:00 <Saemon> without a doubt they would be the most militarity strongest nation in the world
29:00 <AndrewBolt> are you sure you're not watching Japanese game shows instead of documentaries
29:00 <AndrewBolt> nah, Japs have a policy about restricting their military spending
29:00 <AndrewBolt> after the war
30:00 <Saemon> same with germany isnt it?
31:00 <Saemon> and yet, germany is still ranked as the 7th strongest military power in the world
31:00 <Saemon> and japan 10th
31:00 <Saemon> when they should be the 2 lowest as punishment for causing ww2
32:00 <AndrewBolt> if they are 10th then why did you say they are the most strongest nation in the world when it comes to the military?
32:00 <AndrewBolt> ah
32:00 <Excessive> Japan jus spends on electromagnetism studies and equipment instead of military
32:00 <AndrewBolt> ,ossed your line
32:00 <AndrewBolt> missed your one line
32:00 <Saemon> no i said if japan devoted all their technological advancements into military development instead of silly stuff
32:00 <AndrewBolt> was wondering why you werent making much sense
33:00 <Saemon> then they would be the strongest
33:00 <simba> maybe that 'silly stuff' is more important than tanks 
33:00 <Saemon> they currently have a functioning moving walking running andriod prototype
34:00 <Saemon> imagine taking that and building on that for military applications
34:00 <Saemon> the possibilities
34:00 <simba> ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN ITS A PENALTY FOR WIGAN 
34:00 <Saemon> hello terminator
34:00 <AndrewBolt> AI will never get that far
35:00 <Saemon> doesnt need to be AI
35:00 <simba> the robots!!!!!
35:00 <simba> we already need robots and they need us
35:00 <AndrewBolt> unless there'd be a lot of control by humans
35:00 <Saemon> it can be controlled by a human controller
35:00 <AndrewBolt> yes, exactly
35:00 <Saemon> yeah exactly
35:00 <simba> wigan lead teh moneybags 1-0
36:00 <Saemon> a soldier sitting in a console controlling the robots in the field
36:00 <simba> we r already close to absolutely requiring them.. soon your wallet will be in your phone
36:00 <Saemon> like in that movie surrogates
36:00 <simba> by requiring i mean if u want to live in a fat western nation
36:00 <Q{> that way soldiers can spend more time with family and community
36:00 <Q{> they can do 8hrs shift
36:00 <Q{> then go home
37:00 <Q{> after day of slaughter
37:00 <Saemon> yep, and theres no actual risk to the soldiers life
37:00 <simba> 8 hours of killing innocent people 
37:00 <Q{> theyre not innocent
37:00 <Q{> theyre evil doers
37:00 <Q{> theyre terrorists
38:00 <simba> "Thanks to the new iPhone 5, I can slaughter hundreds of innocent children that just wish America would leave their country alone - and Skype my baby at the same time!"
38:00 <Saemon> if this is the way its gona be, then there would be no actual need for the soldiers to be fit n shit anymor
38:00 <simba> Q{ is an american he is a part of the problem he will never admit his country are the big badass terrorists themselves
38:00 <Saemon> all future soldiers controlling robots on the field would be fat neckbeard baseent dwellers
39:00 <Saemon> basement*
39:00 <Q{> simbo is one of them, terrorists sympathiser
39:00 <simba> i dont sympathise with americans
39:00 <simba> you guys are the biggest fattest most powerful fucks, yet your people are so stupid they think they have these tiny poor countries to fear
39:00 <simba> you are totally lost mate
40:00 <simba> u r buying into the WAR MACHINE every day of ur life
44:00 <simba> thanx 4 the memories
47:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/cHLutwp.jpg
54:00 <Q{> shutup simbo, ur a weak little man who is terrorist sympathiser, nobody cares what u think
55:00 <Saemon> damn
55:00 <Saemon> simba u got told
55:00 <simba> again, i dont sympathise with americans
55:00 <Q{> :))
55:00 <simba> what do you have to fear of a tiny eastern nation?
55:00 <simba> can you answer that or are you too american
56:00 <Saemon> 'Murican vs 'Strayan
56:00 <Saemon> who wins?
56:00 <simba> its not an americans job to think i guess
56:00 <simba> its just to do based on what another said
57:00 <Saemon> awwww shitz get'in real now biatchEZZ!!!!
58:00 <simba> its cute how the american doesnt even want to think about it just wants an enemy to blame for his .. "problems"? grr!!
58:00 <simba> need black bearded man to blame!!!
58:00 <simba> he terrorises me! somehow! grr!!
58:00 <simba> somehow this black bearded man who doesnt exist terrorises me!! 
59:00 <simba> we must slaughter all small eastern nations until our empire rules all!!
59:00 <Saemon> the strong rule over the weak though
59:00 <Saemon> its simply the law of nature
00:00 <Saemon> america is currently the worlds strongest so yeah
00:00 <Saemon> why u hating on the natural order for?
00:00 <simba> worlds strongest? lol
00:00 <simba> worlds strongest what... paranoid fatty?
00:00 <Saemon> yeah worlds strongest military 
00:00 <simba> theyre just like the fat paraniod bully in the yard picking on the little kids that they think are looking at them funny
01:00 <Saemon> u cant deny that america is the current dominant major world power
01:00 <Saemon> no matter how much u hate america
01:00 <simba> didnt i link you to a website that showed you as much?
01:00 <simba> nobody is denying their fat power
01:00 <Saemon> yes, you did
01:00 <Saemon> ok then
02:00 <Saemon> <simba> worlds strongest? lol
02:00 <simba> yeah because you cant really just sum them up as the ~number 1 worlds strongest~ like how your wrestlers get a belt
02:00 <simba> and then theyre champ
02:00 <simba> its not that simple 
02:00 <Saemon> i thought that was you questioning me saying that america is the worlds strongest world power at the present time
03:00 <simba> when u have several powers that strong.... u dont really know whos going to win the battle until it happens
03:00 <simba> which u would hope Doesnt
03:00 <Saemon> true
05:00 <Saemon> it would be like a 6-man tag team at first
05:00 <simba> Q{ is the real terrorist
05:00 <Saemon> then a fatal 4 way
05:00 <Saemon> then a triple threat
05:00 <Saemon> and a 1 on 1
05:00 <Saemon> or maybe they would just all go at it at once like a royal rumble
06:00 <Saemon> empires always take advantage of weaker nations
07:00 <Saemon> those middle eastern countries u have such sympathy for simba
07:00 <Saemon> if the roles were reversed and they were in americas position
07:00 <Saemon> and america in theirs
07:00 <Saemon> same shit would go on
08:00 <Saemon> dont hate the players, hate the game
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> homemade pizza is the best pizza
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> salami and 4 cheese
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> with a chilli/black olive napoli sauce
16:00 <simba> not really
16:00 <simba> you just made that up Saemon
17:00 <simba> you have absolutely no idea whatsoever what would happen the "roles were reversed"
17:00 <Saemon> no, i dont, and i dont profess that i do
17:00 <Saemon> however, i can make an education guess
17:00 <Saemon> educated*
17:00 <simba> i dont think its safe to assume they would be as ruthless as the western empire
18:00 <simba> i dont think anyone is as EVIL
18:00 <Saemon> and history shows us that what i said is the most likely case that will happen
18:00 <simba> wat
18:00 <simba> not everyone wants to be a bully
19:00 <Saemon> true.....but u gotta take into account factors
19:00 <Saemon> such as the ppl in that region, their religion 
19:00 <Saemon> makes them not tolerate those who dont follow the same beliefs as them
20:00 <simba> these beliefs... that you know nothing about
20:00 <simba> that u are making a few assumptions about
20:00 <simba> those beliefs??
20:00 <Saemon> how could there be peace and justness for those who live under their empire
20:00 <Saemon> of they dont happen to want to be a follower of islam?
21:00 <simba> i think you are confusing the old school fundamentalists with the genuine religion
21:00 <simba> islam is a religion of peace unlike the ones we are exposed to which advocate war
22:00 <Saemon> how do u explain the crusades then?
22:00 <Saemon> saladin taking over jerusalem?
23:00 <simba> ur asking me to explain something that happened nine hundred years before i was born? really?
23:00 <Saemon> u seem to be on their side
23:00 <simba> whos?
23:00 <simba> im on nobodies fucken side mate
23:00 <simba> picking sides is why we are in this mess
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i blame the jews
24:00 <Saemon> well forgive me and anyone else whos reading this convo whos got the impression that you hate america and are on the side of muslims and the middle east
24:00 <simba> i just think everyone should know the truth and should decide for themselves who their enemy is
25:00 <simba> no 
26:00 <Saemon> look at all the middle eastern immigrants who have migrated to live here and in the US
26:00 <simba> im not about picking sides im about finding out who the real problem is
26:00 <Saemon> and other western countries
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> send em back imo
26:00 <simba> what about them
26:00 <Saemon> look at how many are currently arrving by boat seeking asylum
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> in a shipping container
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> full of bullet holes
26:00 <Saemon> all from their islamic homeland
26:00 <simba> that theyre bailing because we are fucking them up?
27:00 <simba> those people? 
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sand niggers
28:00 <Saemon> no, its because they themselves want to escape the harsh oppression and lifestyle of their way of life over there
28:00 <simba> oh did you speak to a few of them
28:00 <simba> how did you find that out
28:00 <simba> did you just make it upo
28:00 <Saemon> and you say islam is a religion of peace. that me be the case, they the very people who are currently practicing it there have twisted it and screwed it up 
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> most arabs and greeks cant make love to a white chick without rape
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> by most
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i really mean all
29:00 <Saemon> outragueous rules and regulations on life
29:00 <Saemon> especually agaisnt women
29:00 <Saemon> the west for them is FREEDOM.
29:00 <simba> that sharia law bullshit isnt very well understood by us
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> greeks are worse than muslims
29:00 <simba> especially u
29:00 <Saemon> well watch docos on sbs about women in lebanon escaping for their lives
30:00 <simba> its teh total opposite of freedom
30:00 <Saemon> cuz they no longer wish to live under opression
30:00 <Saemon> look at how thankful they are
30:00 <Saemon> those that have made it to australia
30:00 <simba> because we are blowing up their home countries
30:00 <Saemon> where they get a chance to be educated
30:00 <Saemon> go to uni
30:00 <Saemon> become a doctor
30:00 <Saemon> etc
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> greeks are like herpes
30:00 <simba> put two and two together Saemon, dont be like our friend Q{
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> can never get rid of em
30:00 <simba> make four
30:00 <simba> not seven
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they infiltrate society with their souvlaki
31:00 <Maurice> God I wish I had one of those
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah simba
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stuck on firstrow again
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean you haven't Maurice?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
31:00 <simba> u should download sopcast 
31:00 <simba> get teh software
31:00 <Maurice> God I wish I had one of those
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah simba
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stuck on firstrow again
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean you haven't Maurice?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
31:00 <simba> u should download sopcast 
31:00 <simba> get teh software
32:00 <Saemon> <simba> because we are blowing up their home countries
32:00 <Saemon> no
32:00 <simba> yes
32:00 <simba> im eating tuna and doritos now
32:00 <Saemon> those women escaped to australia because their govt, various factions etc in their country wants to execute them
32:00 <simba> i want to execute you
32:00 <Saemon> look at that 14 yr old school girl who got shot in her head just for speaking out for womens education
32:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I will for the rest of the week
32:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i wonder if they have tiger penis molded dildo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there is an animal dildo site
32:00 <simba> torres isnt playing 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
32:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> :o
32:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this will make it interesting
32:00 <simba> mustve pulled out late LoL
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yah no lie Q
32:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I will for the rest of the week
32:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i wonder if they have tiger penis molded dildo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there is an animal dildo site
32:00 <simba> torres isnt playing 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
32:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> :o
32:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this will make it interesting
32:00 <simba> mustve pulled out late LoL
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yah no lie Q
33:00 <CiggyButtBrain> greeks like to rape
33:00 <Saemon> she and her family now currently has asylum in the UK
33:00 <simba> i didnt read about that fake story 
33:00 <CiggyButtBrain> greece is worse than any muslim country
33:00 <Saemon> and they've never been happier
33:00 <simba> i think reading yahoo news and other nonsense has really destroyed your mind
33:00 <simba> its a pity Sturm got to u too late
33:00 <simba> ;`)
33:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> im wondering if to go check or not lol
33:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> sounds too squeamish for me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> here's another one
33:00 <Saemon> cats are pretty slutty though, like when they want something from you, they'd purl and fucken pole dance on your leg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dog dildos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.elypseart.com/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
33:00 <Saemon> rubbing its body all over oyu
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they are fucking realistic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> check that shit out
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen that site before
33:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
33:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> im wondering if to go check or not lol
33:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> sounds too squeamish for me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> here's another one
33:00 <Saemon> cats are pretty slutty though, like when they want something from you, they'd purl and fucken pole dance on your leg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dog dildos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.elypseart.com/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
33:00 <Saemon> rubbing its body all over oyu
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they are fucking realistic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> check that shit out
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen that site before
33:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
34:00 <simba> gole
34:00 <Saemon> no simba, i think your too blinded by your hate of the west and of america
34:00 <Saemon> you've got guilty white man syndrome
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you're
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> not your
34:00 <simba> my eyes r open mate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ... too realistic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that is ... creepy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the pic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.elypseart.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/MoVixen.jpg
34:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> ah i see why there many wolf girls on irc on other server
34:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ... too realistic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that is ... creepy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the pic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.elypseart.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/MoVixen.jpg
34:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> ah i see why there many wolf girls on irc on other server
35:00 <Saemon> where u hate yourself and feel bad just being a westerner cuz of all the shit thats happened in history
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> Saemon you spell worse than the greeks
35:00 <simba> u r the blind 1
35:00 <simba> u should start researching the stuff u r trying to talk about instead of passing off generalisations as ur opinion
35:00 <simba> because i see right thru it
35:00 <Saemon> you are a bigot.
35:00 <Saemon> this convo right now is clear evidence of it.
35:00 <simba> i just want a Peaceful Earth :~)
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i can top that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
35:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they were into dog penises
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/info/equinox_horse_penis_dildo.htm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she does horse dildos too
35:00 <Senpai> http://imgur.com/gallery/qPEPbEw
35:00 <Senpai> i'd hit it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hers are more realistic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> check hers out CiggyButtBrain
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well giddy up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume it's a she
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i can top that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
35:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they were into dog penises
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/info/equinox_horse_penis_dildo.htm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she does horse dildos too
35:00 <Senpai> http://imgur.com/gallery/qPEPbEw
35:00 <Senpai> i'd hit it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hers are more realistic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> check hers out CiggyButtBrain
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well giddy up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume it's a she
36:00 <simba> u r advocating war
36:00 <simba> u r 1 of the fat problems
36:00 <simba> 1 of millions
36:00 <Saemon> how am i advocating war?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Q
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my other chat nick is Raven Wolf
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> theres dragon dicks too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dragon dongs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said ... they're very realistic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and dolphins
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and tigers
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and cats
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> seen em on xhamster in leso porn a lot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't find the site again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Q
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my other chat nick is Raven Wolf
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> theres dragon dicks too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dragon dongs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said ... they're very realistic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and dolphins
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and tigers
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and cats
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> seen em on xhamster in leso porn a lot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't find the site again
37:00 <Saemon> i was saying that the oppressed and abused muslim women are now much better of living here in australia than when they were while living in iran, lebanon, syria
37:00 <Saemon> u cant deny this fact.
37:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> that horse penis one is long and slender
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.amazon.com/Mobys-Dick-Anatomically-Correct-Member/dp/B007I702VA
37:00 <Saemon> my ultimate fantasy is to be fucked and then eaten straight after by a lioness 
37:00 <Saemon> or tigress
37:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> this is not fair!
37:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> that horse penis one is long and slender
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.amazon.com/Mobys-Dick-Anatomically-Correct-Member/dp/B007I702VA
37:00 <Saemon> my ultimate fantasy is to be fucked and then eaten straight after by a lioness 
37:00 <Saemon> or tigress
37:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> this is not fair!
38:00 <simba> i dont see any facts in there
38:00 <simba> just stuff you read about on yahoo news
38:00 <Saemon> um
38:00 <simba> without researching
38:00 <Saemon> in australia they have equal rights
38:00 <Saemon> human rights are respected
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> world would be better place
38:00 <Saemon> they get healthcare
38:00 <Saemon> govt benefits
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> withought wogs muslims and jews
38:00 <Saemon> law and order is followed here
38:00 <Saemon> do they get any of this in iran? syria?
38:00 <simba> you should go and research those countries and religions that you dont understand, instead of relying on western propaganda to "educate" you how they see fit
38:00 <Saemon> no
38:00 <simba> ;~)
38:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they dont have whales pussies
38:00 <Saemon> look at maccas Q{{kiss_jibjib
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://bad-dragon.com/
38:00 <Saemon> u shall find it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> calling Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the tit pillow exists
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> just found it
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://bad-dragon.com/products/equinerump
38:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they dont have whales pussies
38:00 <Saemon> look at maccas Q{{kiss_jibjib
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://bad-dragon.com/
38:00 <Saemon> u shall find it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> calling Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the tit pillow exists
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> just found it
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://bad-dragon.com/products/equinerump
39:00 <Saemon> um no need for that
39:00 <Saemon> cuz 
39:00 <simba> cus u r just trollin
39:00 <simba> yeah i know
39:00 <Saemon> my next door neighbor happens to be from lebanon
39:00 <simba> but its still good to talk about
39:00 <Saemon> the family
39:00 <simba> i dont care bout yall neighbours
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-large-plush-mimi-pillow-marabouts-sexy-temptation-dildo-sy-supplies/843876509.html
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> titty pillow
39:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i got sore neck coz of pillows
39:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i need new pillows
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it even has big nipples
39:00 <BillyGoat> yo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like she wanted
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-large-plush-mimi-pillow-marabouts-sexy-temptation-dildo-sy-supplies/843876509.html
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> titty pillow
39:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i got sore neck coz of pillows
39:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i need new pillows
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it even has big nipples
39:00 <BillyGoat> yo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like she wanted
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Saemon> their daughter was supposed to to be married off at 15
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my next door neighbours are wogs
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and they know their place
40:00 <Saemon> and stuck with being a housewife for the rest of her life
40:00 <Saemon> but they migrated here and nows shes at uni studying to become a pharmacist 
40:00 <BillyGoat> sup b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat just in time
40:00 <Saemon> yo BillyGoat
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hahah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking animal dildos
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <BillyGoat> yo Saemon
40:00 <BillyGoat> lol
40:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i wonder if i would instinctively suckle them in my sleep
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... Serenity waned a tit pillow before in humour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but turns out ... well ...
40:00 <BillyGoat> sup b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat just in time
40:00 <Saemon> yo BillyGoat
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hahah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking animal dildos
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <BillyGoat> yo Saemon
40:00 <BillyGoat> lol
40:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i wonder if i would instinctively suckle them in my sleep
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... Serenity waned a tit pillow before in humour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but turns out ... well ...
41:00 <Saemon> wats is the better future for her? u tell me
41:00 <Saemon> being married at 15 to a man 30 yrs her senior?
41:00 <simba> neither you nor I can answer that we dont know anything about her situation
41:00 <Saemon> or currently living in australia attending a university for a career in the healthcare sector?
41:00 <simba> maybe she did want that
41:00 <simba> just becasuse you think its weird doesnt make it weird
41:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/breaking-down-culture-of-desire-20140308-34e1o.html
41:00 <simba> maybe she thinks working in aus as a doctor is boring, pointless shit
41:00 <BillyGoat> today i had had a very bad day.... i ran over a dog, unfortunatley had to be put down at the vet :( :( ;(
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in the pics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks comfy actually
41:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> there are too many dogs and cats
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... not good Pete
41:00 <BillyGoat> ye
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <BillyGoat> i wen t to pub tonight'
41:00 <simba> u monster
41:00 <Saemon> damn BillyGoat
41:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> ppl spend billions of dollars on food and medication for them
41:00 <BillyGoat> i just thopught abput the dog n jussy
41:00 <Saemon> should have donated it to a vietnamese resturant
41:00 <BillyGoat> today i had had a very bad day.... i ran over a dog, unfortunatley had to be put down at the vet :( :( ;(
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in the pics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks comfy actually
41:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> there are too many dogs and cats
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... not good Pete
41:00 <BillyGoat> ye
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <BillyGoat> i wen t to pub tonight'
41:00 <simba> u monster
41:00 <Saemon> damn BillyGoat
41:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> ppl spend billions of dollars on food and medication for them
41:00 <BillyGoat> i just thopught abput the dog n jussy
41:00 <Saemon> should have donated it to a vietnamese resturant
42:00 <Q{> The truth is women want sex just as much as men do, and with lots of different partners, according to a provocative investigation into female desire by American author Daniel Bergner. They're just not being honest about it with themselves - or with anyone else.
42:00 <Q{> Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/breaking-down-culture-of-desire-20140308-34e1o.html#ixzz2vULlywaW
42:00 <Q{> i knew it!
42:00 <Saemon> no she doesnt
42:00 <Q{> women are deceitful liars!
42:00 <simba> Q still needs news ltd to tell him that women are people too
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Saemon> cuz i spoke to her about it
42:00 <Saemon> her and her family
42:00 <simba> no you didnt
42:00 <Saemon> and shes greatful as hell to be here
42:00 <simba> now youre just typing outrageous lies to keep this dumb convo going
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they have whole multibillion dollars industries for them
42:00 <Saemon> beef noodle soup comin right up
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> so so sad
42:00 <BillyGoat> well i offeres to pay half the vet bill
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> who was at fault
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> did it ran in to ur car
42:00 <BillyGoat> itr was a fukinb gooddog
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> and caused damage?
42:00 <BillyGoat> yeah'
42:00 <BillyGoat> i never looked
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> u get compensation?
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they have whole multibillion dollars industries for them
42:00 <Saemon> beef noodle soup comin right up
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> so so sad
42:00 <BillyGoat> well i offeres to pay half the vet bill
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> who was at fault
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> did it ran in to ur car
42:00 <BillyGoat> itr was a fukinb gooddog
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> and caused damage?
42:00 <BillyGoat> yeah'
42:00 <BillyGoat> i never looked
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> u get compensation?
43:00 <simba> why are you lying to me
43:00 <Saemon> and having escape from lebanon
43:00 <Saemon> im not lying 
43:00 <Saemon> your bigot mind is just refusing to accept that there is something different from the views that you have
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> shhh 
43:00 <Saemon> well just look at the bright side of the situation BillyGoat, at least it wasnt a lil kid or a person
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> no1 need to know that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Q
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
43:00 <BillyGoat> i dont give afuck if the dog damaged my car
43:00 <BillyGoat> yeah its a wake up call Saemon
43:00 <BillyGoat> i was day dreamina bit at the time 
43:00 <Saemon> damn :S
43:00 <Saemon> thats no way to drive bro
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> shhh 
43:00 <Saemon> well just look at the bright side of the situation BillyGoat, at least it wasnt a lil kid or a person
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> no1 need to know that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Q
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
43:00 <BillyGoat> i dont give afuck if the dog damaged my car
43:00 <BillyGoat> yeah its a wake up call Saemon
43:00 <BillyGoat> i was day dreamina bit at the time 
43:00 <Saemon> damn :S
43:00 <Saemon> thats no way to drive bro
44:00 <simba> r u talking to urself there
44:00 <Saemon> i was the same 
44:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{kiss_jibjib u fukin queer cunt
44:00 <Saemon> and look whats happened to me.
44:00 <BillyGoat> dont ever tqalk to me cunt
44:00 <BillyGoat> id knock u fukin head poff aye
44:00 <BillyGoat> i seen u cunt
44:00 <simba> bl paul
44:00 <simba> i mean pete
44:00 <simba> bl pete
44:00 <BillyGoat> ye
44:00 <simba> pete is a killer
44:00 <Saemon> i was the same 
44:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{kiss_jibjib u fukin queer cunt
44:00 <Saemon> and look whats happened to me.
44:00 <BillyGoat> dont ever tqalk to me cunt
44:00 <BillyGoat> id knock u fukin head poff aye
44:00 <BillyGoat> i seen u cunt
44:00 <simba> bl paul
44:00 <simba> i mean pete
44:00 <simba> bl pete
44:00 <BillyGoat> ye
44:00 <simba> pete is a killer
45:00 <simba> i think yahoo news has destroyed u
45:00 <BillyGoat> yeah a killewr'
45:00 <peace> BillyGoat youre fucked
45:00 <Saemon> peace back off cunt BillyGoat's my mate
45:00 <BillyGoat> thats why i offered to poay half the vet bill to surgeory the dog
45:00 <BillyGoat> bet u cunts do fuck all
45:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
45:00 <BillyGoat> satyed at the vet for 2 hours
45:00 <BillyGoat> yeah a killewr'
45:00 <peace> BillyGoat youre fucked
45:00 <Saemon> peace back off cunt BillyGoat's my mate
45:00 <BillyGoat> thats why i offered to poay half the vet bill to surgeory the dog
45:00 <BillyGoat> bet u cunts do fuck all
45:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
45:00 <BillyGoat> satyed at the vet for 2 hours
46:00 <Saemon> your mindframe is currently: "Western Bad. Middle-East Good. That is all. Now i hold my hands to my ears and yell LA LA LA LA LA LA LA."
46:00 <BillyGoat> patin the dpog
46:00 <Saemon> all these assholes would have probably done a runner 
46:00 <Saemon> from the scene
46:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
46:00 <Saemon> a hit n run
46:00 <BillyGoat> especailly simba
46:00 <BillyGoat> emo fgt
46:00 <Saemon> no honor cowards they are
46:00 <BillyGoat> an eacer
46:00 <Saemon> oh hell fucken yeah to that
46:00 <BillyGoat> peace
46:00 <BillyGoat> no job
46:00 <Saemon> especially simba
46:00 <BillyGoat> worked till 930 tonight
46:00 <simba> be quiet killer
46:00 <BillyGoat> i worked back late after at the vet 
46:00 <BillyGoat> patin the dpog
46:00 <Saemon> all these assholes would have probably done a runner 
46:00 <Saemon> from the scene
46:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
46:00 <Saemon> a hit n run
46:00 <BillyGoat> especailly simba
46:00 <BillyGoat> emo fgt
46:00 <Saemon> no honor cowards they are
46:00 <BillyGoat> an eacer
46:00 <Saemon> oh hell fucken yeah to that
46:00 <BillyGoat> peace
46:00 <BillyGoat> no job
46:00 <Saemon> especially simba
46:00 <BillyGoat> worked till 930 tonight
46:00 <simba> be quiet killer
46:00 <BillyGoat> i worked back late after at the vet 
47:00 <simba> r u talking to urself there
47:00 <Saemon> oi BillyGoat lets find simba n smash him
47:00 <BillyGoat> betu v2 poofters would of drove of off
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> smashed
47:00 <BillyGoat> id knock simba clean out
47:00 <Saemon> simba would have taked the dogs corpse and rape it
47:00 <simba> ^ dog killer
47:00 <BillyGoat> im prob heavier built and fitter
47:00 <Saemon> coz his into necrophilia beastiality
47:00 <Saemon> oi BillyGoat lets find simba n smash him
47:00 <BillyGoat> betu v2 poofters would of drove of off
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> smashed
47:00 <BillyGoat> id knock simba clean out
47:00 <Saemon> simba would have taked the dogs corpse and rape it
47:00 <simba> ^ dog killer
47:00 <BillyGoat> im prob heavier built and fitter
47:00 <Saemon> coz his into necrophilia beastiality
48:00 <Q{> Two legs are good, four legs are even better
48:00 <Saemon> simba are you related to these guys?
48:00 <Saemon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Hated_Family_in_America
48:00 <Saemon> fucken twisted sick mind he's got
48:00 <BillyGoat> lol
48:00 <BillyGoat> simba is a bit on the femineme side
48:00 <BillyGoat> he is emo
48:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
48:00 <Saemon> his a poofter
48:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath
48:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> BillyGoat, queerness is passe
48:00 <simba> agreed
48:00 <simba> i agree pete killed a dog
48:00 <BillyGoat> id knock that 6`4 fagot oyt
48:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i might turn beastial today
48:00 <Saemon> fucken twisted sick mind he's got
48:00 <BillyGoat> lol
48:00 <BillyGoat> simba is a bit on the femineme side
48:00 <BillyGoat> he is emo
48:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
48:00 <Saemon> his a poofter
48:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath
48:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> BillyGoat, queerness is passe
48:00 <simba> agreed
48:00 <simba> i agree pete killed a dog
48:00 <BillyGoat> id knock that 6`4 fagot oyt
48:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i might turn beastial today
49:00 <simba> i dont click wikipedia links sorry
49:00 <simba> but i have seen docos about those guys
49:00 <simba> and yes, i am the head guy
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba is a head guy
49:00 <Saemon> http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-most-hated-family-in-america/
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> loves giving head to blokes
49:00 <Saemon> that link then
49:00 <BillyGoat> fuk. goin to the pub tonigt makes me feel like i hang with the same amount of drug addicts as geeks
49:00 <BillyGoat> fuk. goin to the pub tonigt makes me feel like i hang with the same amount of drug addicts as geeks
50:00 <simba> ive already seen it
50:00 <Saemon> they got the same anti-america rhetoric and propaganda as you
50:00 <simba> thats because i am fred phelps
50:00 <simba> dont you read
50:00 <simba> do i have to put it on a yahoo news article for u to believe it xD
50:00 <BillyGoat> simba n q 2 geek emos
50:00 <BillyGoat> lol
50:00 <BillyGoat> manup ya faggots
50:00 <BillyGoat> simba is 6`4 50kg
50:00 <BlackDevil> =lick my balls fag
50:00 <BillyGoat> simba n q 2 geek emos
50:00 <BillyGoat> lol
50:00 <BillyGoat> manup ya faggots
50:00 <BillyGoat> simba is 6`4 50kg
50:00 <BlackDevil> =lick my balls fag
51:00 <Saemon> pffft. strum would be dissapointed in you because of your bigotry.
51:00 <Saemon> you need to open your mind
51:00 <simba> u should watch some of those 911 docos
51:00 <Saemon> your eyes
51:00 <simba> might teach u something
51:00 <Saemon> yeah i have watched them
51:00 <simba> did you watch loose change?
51:00 <Saemon> conspiracy theory fantasies
51:00 <simba> ?
51:00 <sweetchristina88> http://americanxxx.info/videoizle/She-agreed-and-she-got-her-pussy-pounded
51:00 <BillyGoat> trade ya lappy in for a toolbox simba
51:00 <BillyGoat> aint ya seen the leatest, women into tradies not geeks
51:00 <BillyGoat> latest*
51:00 <simba> i agree pete killed a dog
51:00 <BillyGoat> trade ya lappy in for a toolbox simba
51:00 <BillyGoat> aint ya seen the leatest, women into tradies not geeks
51:00 <BillyGoat> latest*
51:00 <simba> i agree pete killed a dog
52:00 <Saemon> they reckon the wolrd trade center building was demolished via timed detonations
52:00 <simba> conspiracy theory? anything to protect your imperial masters right? xD Rofl
52:00 <Saemon> when footage of a plan hitting the freaken building is right there to see
52:00 <simba> I. AM. A. SLAVE. 2. YAHOO.
52:00 <simba> .....lmao
52:00 <BillyGoat> adios is a poof too
52:00 <BillyGoat> lil man doin wieights
52:00 <BillyGoat> lol
52:00 <BillyGoat> adonis8
52:00 <BillyGoat> 8
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hey this is cool
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.kogan.com/au/buy/multi-purpose-army-knife-usb-flash-drive/
52:00 <BillyGoat> simbaya geek
52:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mate
52:00 <BillyGoat> 6`4
52:00 <BillyGoat> adios is a poof too
52:00 <BillyGoat> lil man doin wieights
52:00 <BillyGoat> lol
52:00 <BillyGoat> adonis8
52:00 <BillyGoat> 8
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hey this is cool
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.kogan.com/au/buy/multi-purpose-army-knife-usb-flash-drive/
52:00 <BillyGoat> simbaya geek
52:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mate
52:00 <BillyGoat> 6`4
53:00 <simba> you just made it so obvious you didnt watch anything
53:00 <Saemon> yeah i did
53:00 <simba> small hint: they say there are planes AND buildingsa
53:00 <simba> -a
53:00 <simba> perhaps you werent listening 
53:00 <Saemon> some fat old neckbeard with white hair was claiming that the US govt was behind the 9.11 attacks
53:00 <simba> only watvhing the pretty pictures
53:00 <BillyGoat> tough cunt
53:00 <BillyGoat> lol
53:00 <Saemon> whoa octavian and augustus caesar were the same person
53:00 <BillyGoat> never done hard days work in my liufe
53:00 <BillyGoat> but im 6`4
53:00 <BillyGoat> hey simba
53:00 <BillyGoat> tough cunt
53:00 <BillyGoat> lol
53:00 <Saemon> whoa octavian and augustus caesar were the same person
53:00 <BillyGoat> never done hard days work in my liufe
53:00 <BillyGoat> but im 6`4
53:00 <BillyGoat> hey simba
54:00 <simba> there is absolutely no question building 7 was pulled
54:00 <simba> i mean you see it fall in ten seconds
54:00 <simba> what hit it? an invisible helicopter?
54:00 <simba> captain planet?
54:00 <simba> lmao
54:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba is an anti-semite
54:00 <Saemon> whats building 7?
54:00 <simba> see you didnt watch anything 
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> dickhead
54:00 <Saemon> the world trade centers
54:00 <Saemon> and the pentagon
54:00 <Saemon> was attacked
55:00 <simba> building 7 was in the precinct
55:00 <simba> with the towers
55:00 <simba> it was a buillding next to them 
55:00 <simba> they admitted they pulled it
55:00 <simba> pretended it "had to go"
55:00 <Saemon> well they didnt mentioned building 7 in the conspracy theory docu i watched
55:00 <Saemon> maybe they had no plausible consiracy theory on it
55:00 <simba> i know you didnt watch anything its okay
55:00 <Saemon> so left it out
55:00 <simba> you dont have to lie any longer my friend
56:00 <simba> just go watch it now
56:00 <simba> wait dont
56:00 <simba> youre too stupid
56:00 <simba> you should move 2 america and have sex with Q
56:00 <Saemon> you should have sex with the entire phelps fam
56:00 <Saemon> a wild orgy
57:00 <simba> 2 planes.... 3 buildings
57:00 <simba> even YOU can do that math
57:00 <simba> doesnt add up does it
57:00 <Saemon> a wild orgy with the entire phelps congregation
57:00 <simba> please tell me you can do that math
57:00 <Saemon> can u take that much cocks?
57:00 <simba> http://www.whale.to/b/16building7.jpg
58:00 <simba> can u read that or do u need it presented in spandex and oil?
58:00 <simba> ;~)
58:00 <Saemon> the 3 building probably collapsed due to the shockwave impacts
58:00 <Saemon> of the 2 towards collasping
58:00 <simba> """""""shockwave impacts"""""""""
58:00 <simba> lmao
58:00 <Saemon> 2 towers*
58:00 <simba> is that your scientific analysis?
58:00 <simba> lmbo
58:00 <Saemon> ok then what is your explanation?
58:00 <simba> the 3 building probably collapsed due to the shockwave impacts 
59:00 <simba>  <simba> http://www.whale.to/b/16building7.jpg
59:00 <simba>  "less than 1% of the public even know that a third building collapsed"
59:00 <simba> see how little you know?
59:00 <simba> yahoo news tells you nothing
59:00 <simba> you must research 
59:00 <simba> then comes understanding
59:00 <simba> you cant debate without research
59:00 <simba> or you end up like... you
01:00 <Saemon> your conspiracy theorist theory: the US govt ordered nick fury to get jack bauer and the avengers to attack the WTC cuz the US is secretly in a plot to attack its own country
01:00 <simba> how did wigen beat city again
01:00 <Saemon> this aint 24 mate
01:00 <Saemon> this is real life
01:00 <Saemon> so settle down jack bauer
01:00 <simba> are you talking to me Saemon
02:00 <Saemon> yeah
02:00 <simba> did you read the link 
02:00 <simba> that guy tried sooooooo hard for attention
02:00 <simba> he must b tired now :~(
05:00 <Saemon> haha yeah let the toddlers spent all his energy on his ADHD
05:00 <Saemon> but yeah okay ive read that link of yours
05:00 <Saemon> its plausible
05:00 <Saemon> i will give it that
06:00 <Saemon> whoever came up with it is very creative
06:00 <Saemon> good including concidental detailes and what not
06:00 <Saemon> good at*
08:00 <simba> either youre still being a shit troll or youre just helpless like Q
08:00 <simba> either way i have no faith in u and hope u die ASAP because people like u are sending us to war
08:00 <simba> thanx 4 reading
10:00 <Saemon> wait i dont get it, why again is the reason that fewer than one in a hundred person would know about the building 7 collapse?
12:00 <simba> because people like you only log onto yahoo news and get fed shit about cats doing CrAzy THInGs?
12:00 <simba> you talk about stuff you dont research or understand
12:00 <simba> see people that know about this stuff dont just know it for no reason
12:00 <simba> like you know about wrestling because you care
12:00 <simba> so you look into it
12:00 <Saemon> was the building 7 collapse covered by the media at the time?
13:00 <simba> yes.....
13:00 <simba> that link tells you as much....
13:00 <simba> didnt you click it
13:00 <simba> the news is a tv show
14:00 <simba> the whole 911 thing is so past retarded its not even up for debate, to me and hundreds and thousands of others
14:00 <Saemon> yeah it said it was televised by 3 tv networks
14:00 <simba> you just have 2 catch up
15:00 <Saemon> so ppl just dont know about it because they are ignorant and brainwashed?
15:00 <simba> building 7 is just proof they blew up a building and therefore makes the idea that the others were also pulled plausible 
15:00 <Saemon> is that what you and the article are saying?
15:00 <simba> ask yourself why you dont know about it dudew
15:00 <simba> why didnt you know about it
15:00 <simba> you can ansswer better than i
15:00 <Saemon> because well, the news i watched and read didnt cover it
15:00 <Saemon> or mentioned anything about it
15:00 <Saemon> only mentioned the WTC and the pentagon
15:00 <simba> yea like i said, people like you only log onto the same couple of sites and get fed the same stories
15:00 <simba> about nothing
16:00 <simba> you have to go out and find what you want
16:00 <simba> otherwise you just get fed shit
16:00 <Saemon> but when we go out and find unoffocial sources and stuff, like that link of yours
17:00 <Saemon> how do we know if its real or simply a conspiracy theory?
17:00 <simba> because if it adds up it adds up
17:00 <Saemon> theres plenty of stuff like that on abovetopsecret.com
18:00 <simba> well you have to watch out if you dont know what youre doing because the internet has loads of retarded shit
18:00 <Saemon> its hard to determine whats real and whats simply the raving ideas of a paranoid 
18:00 <simba> that picture i linked has nothing to do with conspiracy theories, for one
19:00 <simba> all it lists is simple truths like "it had not been hit by a plane"
19:00 <simba> etc etc
19:00 <Saemon> yeah then...i dont think im quite ready to delve into this world of self enlightenment yet
19:00 <Saemon> cuz my mind is still to weak, soft and pliable
19:00 <simba> thats just a copout
19:00 <simba> do you even believe that
19:00 <simba> or are you just saying it
19:00 <simba> for no reason
19:00 <Saemon> i can read and get influenced by alot of retarded shit then
19:00 <Saemon> <simba> well you have to watch out if you dont know what youre doing because the internet has loads of retarded shit
19:00 <simba> why r u 2 weak
20:00 <Saemon> i think i fall into that category
20:00 <simba> why r u 2 weak
20:00 <Saemon> cuz the link that u sent me, after going over it again, as sorta ....swayed my views abit now
21:00 <Saemon> and before i read it, i was so steadfast in my own beliefs 
21:00 <simba> didnt u learn anything from stone cold "dont trust anyone"
21:00 <Saemon> and i realise this easy change of opinin of mine
21:00 <simba> dont even trust me
21:00 <simba> trust ur gutz luke
22:00 <Saemon> but what if my gut feelings are wrong?
22:00 <simba> “All warfare is based on deception.”
22:00 <simba> Sun Tzu (c. 544 BC – 496 BC), “The Art of War”
22:00 <simba> ur gutz always right
22:00 <Saemon> how can we know if we are on the right path or the wrong path?
22:00 <Saemon> before i can devote myself to a path
22:00 <Saemon> i want to know that its the right one
22:00 <simba> sometimes u gotta just take teh plunge
22:00 <simba> if u r wrong u will find out
22:00 <simba> if u r right things will go right
23:00 <Saemon> why am i 2 weak?
23:00 <Saemon> i dunno
23:00 <Saemon> maybe im not as well read and informed as i thought i was
23:00 <Saemon> or maybe im just indecisive and easily influenced by nature
24:00 <simba> nobody is 2 weak to learn new things its not like youll go insane and spend the rest of your life rocking in a corner because of an information overload, that doesnt happen
24:00 <simba> most people are just happy in their bubbles but if youre really in your 20s you arent old enough to be a wasted soul
25:00 <Saemon> what age is old enough?
26:00 <simba> lol idk
26:00 <simba> everyone is different of course
26:00 <simba> just saying older people are set in their ways 
27:00 <simba> even if you tell them the sky is blue theyll just say theyre happy thinking its red
27:00 <simba> and if they are happy... Good 4 them
27:00 <Saemon> yeah like i said before, ignorance is bliss
27:00 <simba> you once said ignorance is bliss, i dont agree at all, thats basically the difference
27:00 <simba> OMG
27:00 <simba> TWINZ
27:00 <Saemon> and sometimes, thay can be a good thing
27:00 <simba> some people completely agree
27:00 <simba> i hate not knowing
27:00 <simba> i want to know everything until its ruined
27:00 <simba> i dont care
27:00 <simba> the truth is better to me
28:00 <Saemon> the problems of the world, sometimes its just too depressing to know
28:00 <simba> then some manufactured goodness
28:00 <Saemon> fair enough 
28:00 <Saemon> ppl are different
28:00 <simba> this is making me think of the matrix way too fucking much
28:00 <Saemon> some cope better with things like this, some thrive on it
28:00 <simba> like the guy that knows hes in the matrix but doesnt care cos the steak tastes so gomod
28:00 <simba> good*
28:00 <simba> he just wants some of dat matrix steak
28:00 <Saemon> some gets depressed and hearbreak
29:00 <Saemon> haha yeah that bald guy
29:00 <Saemon> cyrus i think 
29:00 <Saemon> yeah i think in this case, im like him
29:00 <Saemon> and you're like neo
30:00 <simba> im an agent :666:
30:00 <Saemon> hahaha
30:00 <simba> "U R a SlaVE NEO.... Like every 1 else...."
31:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> yeah like i said before, ignorance is bliss
31:00 <Saemon> <simba> you once said ignorance is bliss, i dont agree at all, thats basically the difference
31:00 <Saemon> <simba> OMG
31:00 <Saemon> <simba> TWINZ
31:00 <Saemon> LOL i just read that now
31:00 <Saemon> simba maybe we are more alike then we'd like to think
32:00 <Saemon> our views differ
32:00 <Saemon> but our thoughts process behind it or something, i dunno
32:00 <Saemon> just like, we are alike, yet different
33:00 <simba> ya that was bound 2 happen if we really are similar ages from adelaide private schools
34:00 <simba> but idk i will never believe u until i see a yearbook or some shit
35:00 <Saemon> hahaha
36:00 <Saemon> have u ever seen midnight run?
36:00 <Saemon> im like jack and you'd be like the duke. a nice quote from the ending could relate to us right now
39:00 <simba> no
39:00 <simba> neva seen it
39:00 <simba> i will dl any de niro flick
40:00 <Saemon> definately one of di niros best flicks man
40:00 <simba> only if u download requiem 4 a dream because everyone loves a good addiction film
40:00 <Saemon> okay i will
41:00 <Saemon> theres a scene in it where di niro and the other main character charles grodin has a moment, and grodin goes "maybe under different circumstances......we would have still hated eachother"
41:00 <Saemon> and then they both break out in laughter
42:00 <Saemon> and then they quiet down and di niro goes "nah...we could have been friends"
42:00 <Saemon> and grodin smiles softly, and says quietly "in the next life, jack"
43:00 <simba> lol his real name is charles grodinsky
43:00 <Saemon> and di niro goes "yeah, in the next life" with somber joy
43:00 <Saemon> thats like us
44:00 <Saemon> haha i can see why he changed it i guess
44:00 <simba> they all change their names to something "american" sounding when they sound ~too jewish/russian/german/"foreign"~
44:00 <simba> go through any women actreesses u can think of
44:00 <simba> and look up their real name
44:00 <simba> its most likely different to their acting name
45:00 <Saemon> ah yep
45:00 <Saemon> and also alot of them are jewish too
45:00 <Saemon> but they dont openly advertise it
45:00 <simba> ive never seen anything with charles grodin in it.....
45:00 <simba> jews are the master of deception and acting is deception mastery
45:00 <Saemon> so you'd never realise unless u actually read the list of famous jewish amerians
46:00 <Q{> yes yes all true
46:00 <Saemon> ic, well if u like grodin or not, midnight run is a really nice buddy comedy movie classic 80s style
47:00 <Q{> give in to ur jewish overlords now
47:00 <Saemon> its just a really nice, heartwarming movie its really underrated i reckon
47:00 <simba> i am downloading it + a thelonious monk record i put off 4 way too long
47:00 <Saemon> cool after you watched it we can discuss how good it is
47:00 <Saemon> or if in the unlikely event that u hate it
48:00 <Saemon> how shit it is
48:00 <Q{> thelonious monk?!
48:00 <Saemon> but if i highy doubt that
48:00 <Q{> omg what the world coming to
49:00 <simba> the world is coming 2 a halt
53:00 <Q{> good
53:00 <Q{> about time u give some screen time to channel hotties
54:00 <simba> im a hottie
58:00 <Q{> noooooooooooo
03:00 <Scramble> morning
07:00 <Scramble> https://boards.4chan.org/g/res/40733809
07:00 <lumeah> not lookin... lol
09:00 <Scramble> why?
09:00 <Scramble> it's an awesome computer repair thread
09:00 <Scramble> done by a skeleton and a robot
11:00 <lumeah> lo it is i looked.. cute. 
11:00 <lumeah> good morning. 
12:00 <simba> morgen
12:00 <Scramble> couldn't resist eh?
12:00 <lumeah> :p was teasing 
12:00 <lumeah> going nows. :) 
12:00 <lumeah> byes
12:00 <Scramble> cya
13:00 <Q{> http://donttrack.us/
14:00 <simba> cool
14:00 <Q{> anyone knows if lumeah is a hottie?
14:00 <simba> unfortunately i am already in too deep with the google empire
15:00 <simba> they can just track me phone
15:00 <simba> and ill be fucked if i duck duck go on my phone too
15:00 <Scramble> trying to shake off google at this point is impossible
15:00 <simba> yes
15:00 <simba> what can be done to save our souls we are already neck deep
15:00 <Scramble> Chinese EMP
16:00 <Q{> if u nothing wrong there shouldnt be any problems with tracking
16:00 <Q{> unless u piss someone off
16:00 <Q{> and they have database of ur profile
16:00 <Q{> and they want to make ur life hell
16:00 <simba> lately google now or whatever its called has been updating me with scarily specifc-to-me info, also google maps seems to know what im looking for before ive typed it anywhere
17:00 <Q{> other than, u got nothing to worry about
17:00 <Scramble> yeah google now is a worry
17:00 <Scramble> I go to this chinese place for takeaway after work a couple nights a week
17:00 <Q{> yeh google is nice to u, collecting ur  info
17:00 <Scramble> next thing my phone is asking me if I want to know what the traffic will be like to said restauranr
17:00 <Q{> theyre friendly, till theyre not
18:00 <Scramble> based purely on location
18:00 <Q{> i got hottie trackers
18:00 <simba> they know where u bin
18:00 <Scramble> fuuuuuck. it's gonna be 35 today
20:00 <Q{> what if it tells u traffic to whore house nearby is good
20:00 <Scramble> well...I might pay attention
28:00 <Q{> oh i got custom made phone
28:00 <Q{> fake gps
28:00 <Q{> fake cell tower etc
29:00 <Q{> so to them i can travel faster than speed of light
30:00 <Q{> and has many concurrent existence
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> what about ur internet connection 
31:00 <simba> THE MAN still spying on u there isnt he 
31:00 <Q{> dude i got resource to have fake cell tower (not just fake wireless access point)!
35:00 <Scramble> great
35:00 <Scramble> what are you gonna use it for?
39:00 <Q{> not much, looking for some ideas
39:00 <Q{> maybe lease it
41:00 <simba> 4:1)
52:00 <Q{> areu hawt, Scramble?
58:00 <Scramble> yeah, sure
03:00 <Q{> u got selfie, Scramble?
08:00 <simba> NAPOLI
08:00 <Q{> Scramble, u bi and curious?
09:00 <simba> stop asking those weird questions Q{
09:00 <simba> youre american anyway so what does it matter
09:00 <simba> nobody is gonna come over to the Land of the Fat White Terrorist to meet u
09:00 <Q{> never know, could happen
10:00 <simba> no it couldnt
11:00 <Scramble> are you from Rusted Butt, AK?
11:00 <Q{> from california
12:00 <Q{> u might know it as californita
13:00 <simba> i know it as cali-for - ni - ay
13:00 <simba> Nirvana - Wank Me
13:00 <simba> "Wank Me, My Friend"
34:00 <Q{> who wants to watch me naked on cam?
34:00 <Q{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jitsi
34:00 <Loof> naked cam retard
35:00 <Q{> i use ZRTP protocol
36:00 <Q{> apparently mi5 and mi6 got big store of private webcams
42:00 <Pieter> *hoot*
43:00 <{LeE}> Pieter smell it 
43:00 <{LeE}> its rank
48:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/21900754/man-bitten-by-eastern-brown-snake-drinks-beer/
48:00 <Saemon> ^ lol wat a dumbcunt
49:00 <Nikky`> wash your mouth out with soap
49:00 <Saemon> alcohol is known to exacerbate the spread of venom throughout the body and bloodstream
49:00 <Saemon> increase heart rate as well
49:00 <Saemon> he was only making the venom work faster work its effect and spread around his body by drinking the beer
50:00 <Saemon> its a miracle he didnt die before he got to the hospital
50:00 <Saemon> a dumbass bogan though, so im not suprised.
50:00 <Saemon> -.-
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo Saemon
51:00 <Saemon> hey Nikky`
51:00 <Saemon> sup
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.psylofashion.com/cat-134-CoatsJackets.aspx
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheaper on here
51:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot, just chillin before the sleep and back to work thang
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> from the actual site, in au
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> currencey
52:00 <Nikky`> reminds me..need to turn my alarm back on 
52:00 <Nikky`> you?
56:00 <Pieter> Thats not nice {LeE}:(
57:00 <{LeE}> what
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cmon valium kick in!
58:00 <couleurs> n e 1 up 4 a chat
58:00 <Pieter> Farting\\
58:00 <Pieter> DONT FART
58:00 <Pieter> Wheres my lemming lumeahaway
59:00 <sketch> I'm up for a chat couleurs baby
00:00 <loliikakeee> lol 
00:00 <couleurs> girls only!!!!!!!
01:00 <sketch> girl, boy, il be anything you like honeypot.
01:00 <ooomp> couleurs requires female attention
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im female
02:00 <{LeE}> O_o
02:00 <couleurs> shut up ooomp u r not even 1
03:00 <Rak> i knew it!
03:00 <{LeE}> Pieter i'll do what i want when i want k thanx 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh nooes
03:00 <lumeahaway> im not a lemming! lol
03:00 <ooomp> I'm not?
03:00 <couleurs> idk
03:00 <Pieter> Very rebeleous  of you
03:00 <Pieter> Or somethin
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur not a girl ooomp
04:00 <lumeahaway> your fucking not a chick
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a gurrl
04:00 <ooomp> Nothing like making an accusation
04:00 <lumeahaway> lol
04:00 <Rak> hahaha
04:00 <couleurs> pics 4 proof
04:00 <ooomp> And Rak, what did you know?
04:00 <Pieter> Lumeahhhhhhhhh gimme sex!
05:00 <Rak> that you're not a chick
05:00 <Pieter> Gimme gimme gimme frootyu
05:00 <Pieter> FRUITme
05:00 <ooomp> Right
07:00 <loliikakeee> h \O
07:00 <loliikakeee> i  |\
07:00 <loliikakeee> !  /\
14:00 <Pieter> Sure you are lumeahaway
14:00 <Pieter> Now shake your head and explode :p
18:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
19:00 <lumeahaway> i will be if my printer fuckign works
19:00 <lumeahaway> lol
19:00 <lumeahaway> then i can shower
22:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/chnrdp6Wyy0
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: YouTube New funny Afghan Kid fighting with USA Soldier (Jan 24, 2012) 1:54 - Category: People and Blogs - 53,993 views - 206 likes (83.7%), 40 dislikes (16.3%)
22:00 <couleurs> their u go
28:00 <Shadowgate> lol lumeah
28:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
29:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/WtOa_OXCiQw
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shhhh be quiet ginger (Dec 10, 2012) 0:10 - Category: Entertainment - 92,021 views - 1,074 likes (99.1%), 10 dislikes (0.9%)
29:00 <Excessive> Nikky` maketh all zah boys hawt :)
29:00 <Doodle> lesos
29:00 <ooomp> Doodles
29:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp
29:00 <ooomp> :)
29:00 <Doodle> ^_^
29:00 <Nikky`> Stop being so jelly Doodle
29:00 <Doodle> can if i want
30:00 <ooomp> True. But don't be
30:00 <ooomp> Or. Else.
30:00 <Doodle> fine
30:00 <Nikky`> Yeah - or else
30:00 <Doodle> fiiiine
30:00 <Doodle> FINE
30:00 <Doodle> oh my
30:00 <ooomp> Lol
30:00 <Nikky`> hehe
31:00 <Doodle> why have they all stopped talking
31:00 <ooomp> You'll be fine. Stop looking at them
31:00 <Saemon> quit bein so slutty Nikky`
31:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP SAEMON
31:00 <ness> im shocked Nikky
32:00 <ooomp> What's the worst that could happen Doodle
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <Doodle> i could get laid
32:00 <ooomp> That's the worst?
32:00 <Nikky`> Being slutty is turning up to Doodle's place and do it for real
32:00 <Excessive> so ......... 500 bux worth spent on security, 180 on upgradin mah lappy and 235 on a toroidal transformer for a power supply that I'm puttin together for mah mining rig
32:00 <Doodle> booyah
32:00 <Nikky`> I'm shocked also ness
32:00 <ooomp> Doodles place is too far 
32:00 <Pieter> I aint afraid of no ghost
32:00 <Doodle> piss off
32:00 <ooomp> Is too
32:00 <Doodle> i'm on the geelong side of town
32:00 <ness> hahaa they do say its the quiet ones to look out for
33:00 <Nikky`> I am not on the Geelong side of town tho
33:00 <ooomp> See, exhibit A
33:00 <ooomp> Too far Doodle
33:00 <Doodle> lol i used to take my car to geelong every weekend
33:00 <Doodle> cos it used to break down every week
33:00 <Zade> Nikky` when you visit your mum you could call in on Doodle
33:00 <Doodle> does urmum live here Nikky`
33:00 <Nikky`> And take time away from my poor mum? never
33:00 <Doodle> whats her number
33:00 <Nikky`> She lives in Geelong
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Doodle> LUCKY
34:00 <Nikky`> hehe
34:00 <ooomp> Doodle should move to Geelong
34:00 <Doodle> i nearly did a few years ago
34:00 <Doodle> my work moved there
34:00 <Zade> its so far away 
34:00 <Doodle> i like geelong
35:00 <Nikky`> Geelong is great, to visit
35:00 <stebie> lol Nikky`
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <ness> hmmmm secrets and lies on next...
35:00 <Zade> and get the fuck out of?
35:00 <Doodle> oooooooooo
35:00 <ooomp> Agreed. Sadly I live here :/ Though being on the waterfront, alls good
35:00 <Nikky`> hands off my Doodle, stebie
35:00 <Doodle> how else will our bromance blossom
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah tho my mum is still going on about me moving back
36:00 <Doodle> aids
36:00 <Pieter> Damn
36:00 <Nikky`> waterfront is lovely now tho, its been done up nicely
36:00 <stebie> Nikky`, :O
36:00 <Nikky`> Tho, next time i'm in geelong I can visit ooomp ;o) ooomp time 
36:00 <Pieter> Ben: The Jogger is INNOCENT
36:00 <stebie> you never stopped when i said hands off mine
36:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle shut up
37:00 <Nikky`> I did so stebie. lies
37:00 <ooomp> I'll probably end up moving back out west
37:00 <ooomp> At some point
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <stebie> west? as in perth?
37:00 <ooomp> Correct
37:00 <Doodle> :/
37:00 <Doodle> fine
37:00 <Doodle> GO THEN
37:00 <stebie> oh, bye
37:00 <stebie> :P
37:00 <Nikky`> Sif leave victoria
37:00 <ooomp> Doodle, I will
37:00 <Doodle> noo not you stebie
37:00 <Doodle> oh
38:00 <Doodle> that didnt work
38:00 <Pieter> Oooer original wrath of khan is on chan one:)
38:00 <ooomp> Nikky` I grew up in Perth
38:00 <ooomp> Then got moved to Sydney
38:00 <Doodle> that explains everything
38:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but you escaped
38:00 <ooomp> Then came to Melbourne
38:00 <Excessive> Sydney is where mah heart is
38:00 <Zade> Perth is like days behind the rest of the country 
39:00 <Excessive> lived in canberra for a year, I didn't like it
39:00 <ooomp> I can live with that Zade
39:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Y3lwCr66Q
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bitch Pudding Uncensored (Oct 21, 2012) 1:16 - Category: Comedy - 132,210 views - 1,085 likes (98.5%), 16 dislikes (1.5%)
39:00 <ooomp> A nice house along the west coast
39:00 <Doodle> sezz
39:00 <Zade> worst place i lived beside wodonga was brisbogan
39:00 <Doodle> i like wodonga
40:00 <Zade> hate wodonga with a passion
40:00 <Excessive> spent abt a month in Darwin, in June .......... too fckn hot up tehre
40:00 <ness> it was too hot in melbourne today
40:00 <Zade> never lived but been on hols in Darwin and it was great 
40:00 <ooomp> Besides Doodle won't miss me anyway :)
40:00 <Doodle> i might
40:00 <ooomp> Lies.
40:00 <Excessive> u can't go to the beach there ............. fckn fullah crocks
41:00 <Doodle> i only lie when i'm being paid
41:00 <Zade> yeah but everyone has own pool anyway 
41:00 <Excessive> and the city is abt as small a civic in canberra
42:00 <Zade> its full of horny backpackers i thought it was great 
42:00 <Excessive> I drove all the way to Darwin from Sydney
42:00 <Excessive> took me a week lol
43:00 <Excessive> with sleppin in the back of the van I had
43:00 <Zade> i flew
43:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
44:00 <Pieter> I flew once
44:00 <Pieter> Got so high up i couldnt come down
44:00 <Pieter> Even when i stopped flapping
44:00 <Pieter> Solar winds:(
44:00 <Zade> oh
45:00 <ooomp> Pieter, stay off the drugs
45:00 <ooomp> And high rise buildings
45:00 <Excessive> k, can #2
45:00 <Doodle> you never stop flapping Pieter
45:00 <Doodle> thats your problem
46:00 <ooomp> I can imagine Doodle flapping like a old man angry about something
46:00 <Excessive> I went through mah spam emails last nite .............. unsubscribed from like 10 diff co's
46:00 <Doodle> i shake my fist
46:00 <Doodle> and tell people to get a damn haircut
46:00 <Excessive> ye that's wat I need
47:00 <Excessive> a haircut
47:00 <Excessive> it's curling up ............. my hair, when it gets long
47:00 <Excessive> wb ol man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah get a haircut you hoodlum
47:00 <Nikky`> flapping or fapping
47:00 <Doodle> gross
48:00 <Zade> not yet Nikky`, later
48:00 <Nikky`> lol thanks for the image, the dreams I shall have now
48:00 <Excessive> I can't fckn comb it straight lol, it's all curls
48:00 <Excessive> can only comb it straight when I come out of the shower and it's wet
48:00 <Excessive> and when it dries it's curly
48:00 <Excessive> again
49:00 <Doodle> sounds harrowing
49:00 <ooomp> Lol Nikky`
49:00 <Excessive> um, not really bothered ......... I don't really have to look "the part" for anyone
49:00 <ooomp> Doodle wouldn't be able to get it up.. At that age
49:00 <Doodle> i beg your pardon
50:00 <ooomp> Not without medical intervention
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
50:00 <Doodle> how dare you make personal remarks about the everlasting gobstopper
50:00 <ooomp> Doodle, thats cute
50:00 <Zade> really? never know who you going to bump into, so always go out the door looking hot 
50:00 <Excessive> whyagro
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1011585_751620538237354_326029170_n.jpg
52:00 <Excessive> so I should have this fckn toroid by the end of the week by the looks of it .......... they took the payment outtah mah acct today
52:00 <Excessive> 235 bux
54:00 <Excessive> ah ........... the one thing I still need to get for it is an M205 fuse and inline fuse holder
54:00 <Excessive> that's noffin, 5 bux or so
55:00 <Excessive> not even
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow new sth park is shit
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> or maybe its cause there're no ad breaks
57:00 <Excessive> I gottah do a leak ............ anyone gots an empty pocket?
57:00 <Excessive> :P
00:00 <Shadowgate> Excessive did a face with text it was so clever lol
01:00 <Excessive> <(:o)
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol
02:00 <Nikky`> still too warm
02:00 <Doodle> strip
02:00 <Nikky`> I shall not
02:00 <Doodle> go on
02:00 <Nikky`> No you
02:00 <Excessive> yeah Nikky` n send all zah hawt boyz ur hawt pix :)
03:00 <Doodle> i would but i'd stick to my chair
03:00 <Nikky`> oh lordy
03:00 <Nikky`> I'd pell you off Doodle.. make that peeling off noise 
03:00 <Excessive> hey u should feel priviliged
04:00 <Doodle> lol thx Nikky`
04:00 <Loof> pull?
04:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
04:00 <Loof> pell
04:00 <Doodle> yes
04:00 <Doodle> she meant pull
04:00 <Nikky`> peel
04:00 <Loof> oh
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Doodle> ok then i suppose
04:00 <Doodle> .
04:00 <Nikky`> peel/pull either or
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Doodle> both
05:00 <Doodle> ?
05:00 <Nikky`> Don't be greedy
05:00 <Doodle> i'll make it worth your while
05:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah go n water mah plants, bbs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> on another subject looks like nth korea downed that malaysian plane down with a missle
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 of them just avoided a chinese aircraft the week before
06:00 <Doodle> yeah no
06:00 <Doodle> don't be a conspiracy theorist
06:00 <Nikky`> How so Doodle? I need to know these things upfront first
06:00 <Doodle> heheh up front
06:00 <Doodle> i think you know too much Nikky`
06:00 <Nikky`> I know nothing
07:00 <Doodle> well
07:00 <Doodle> thats that then
08:00 <Doodle> harsh
08:00 <Saemon> Nikky` and Doodle get a fucken room you 2
08:00 <Saemon> stop flirting in main
08:00 <Doodle> GET SOME LEGS
08:00 <Doodle> uh
09:00 <Saemon> plz i just ate u dont want to vomit it up
09:00 <Saemon> i*
09:00 <Nikky`> uh is right
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah Doodle, coz no doubt he'll spew in a rancid jug and show you pics
09:00 <Doodle> oh god
09:00 <Nikky`> lol
09:00 <Saemon> lol darth maur u know me too well ^_^
09:00 <Doodle> one can only hope
09:00 <Maurice> Can you stop calling me maur
10:00 <Saemon> ok sorry
10:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Maurice> not for the faint hearted and its meant for people who like fisting.
11:00 <Maurice> (Please use a search engine if you do not know what the term means, as I naively had to do, but perhaps delete your history afterwards and look at pictures of puppies for five minutes.)
11:00 <Maurice> Woops
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
12:00 <Nikky`> hehe
12:00 <Doodle> looool
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Maurice> I pasted in the wrong place
12:00 <Doodle> i've done that before
12:00 <Maurice> Lucky it was only about fisting or that could have been embarrassing
12:00 <Doodle> messy
14:00 <Saemon> Many men experience intense, long-lasting, even multiple orgasms and intense ejaculation when their prostate is massaged. While many men focus solely on external pleasure points, male biology’s best kept sexual secret often gets left in the dark (or more colloquially referred to as a place ‘where the sun don’t shine’).
14:00 <Saemon> oh whoopsies
15:00 <Saemon> pasted that in the wrong window silly me
15:00 <Saemon> hehe this is embaressing that was for a friend who asked about prostate massage 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder she abuses you
19:00 <Saemon> who abuses me?
19:00 <Saemon> i'm the alpha male in here 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah you're not
20:00 <Doodle> Maurice is
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
20:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was typing that
20:00 <chineseman> hi
20:00 <Saemon> has anyone watched oz?
20:00 <Doodle> chineseman are you chinese?
20:00 <Saemon> this room is like the oz prison
20:00 <Doodle> m/f?
20:00 <Saemon> and im adebesi
20:00 <Doodle> oooer
21:00 <Maurice> Fuck off
21:00 <Doodle> it would only be a 2 1/2 some
21:00 <Maurice> All our shoes are filled
22:00 <Nikky`> right so Doodle and I have to get a room and Maurice and Doodle get an offer of a 3some - so spoilt
22:00 <Maurice> Nikky`, wanna 3some with us
22:00 <Doodle> say yes
22:00 <Saemon> fine. then i will just be content with looking on and wanking
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ say yes
22:00 <Doodle> hheheheh
22:00 <Nikky`> I sure do
22:00 <Doodle> score
22:00 <Doodle> now i will get ignored
22:00 <Doodle> :/
22:00 <Senpai> Saemon are you capable of not being seedy at all?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <Doodle> while you 2 fingerbang each other
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Senpai, no he's not ... total little creep
23:00 <Saemon> Senpai im a han solo type character of the room
23:00 <Saemon> the rogue scoundrel womaniser
23:00 <Senpai> i think han solo is pushing it
23:00 <Senpai> im leaning towards greedo
23:00 <Saemon> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> more like guido
23:00 <chineseman> doodle,
23:00 <chineseman> yes, i am chinese
24:00 <Doodle> crazy
24:00 <chineseman> u?
24:00 <Doodle> really?
24:00 <Saemon> i can speak chinese
24:00 <chineseman> yes
24:00 <Doodle> i'm australian
24:00 <chineseman> good
24:00 <Serenity> [6:23pm] <Saemon> Senpai im a han solo type character of the room
24:00 <Serenity> [6:23pm] <Saemon> the rogue scoundrel womaniser
24:00 <Serenity> no
24:00 <Serenity> you arent.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well fuck off chineseman ... we don't want spies here
24:00 <Doodle> he's a jar jar binks type character
24:00 <Doodle> annoying as fk
24:00 <chineseman> who is spy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
24:00 <Saemon> Serenity ^ Bastardly_One is being racist
24:00 <Saemon> you told me off for being racist
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a double agent for the chinese
24:00 <Saemon> look at what he said
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up wheels
25:00 <chineseman> why r u so bad?
25:00 <Serenity> he could be raping your mother and id still not do anything about it
25:00 <Doodle> [21:24] <Bastardly_One> I'm a double adaptor for the chinese
25:00 <Bastardly_One> why? Well, I'm a triple agent really
25:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dildo
25:00 <chineseman> why r u all bad?
25:00 <Saemon> well then, if he can be racist, can i be racist too?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I was happy with the typo
25:00 <chineseman> u r human?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
25:00 <chineseman> human being?
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no to who?
25:00 <Saemon> why not?
25:00 <Saemon> no to me?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh him
26:00 <Serenity> because i said so
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to Doodle
26:00 <chineseman> ok, because u r not human being so u r so bad, is it?
26:00 <Doodle> what
26:00 <Doodle> hi
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hi
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget
26:00 <Doodle> sgarnon
26:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever I just said
26:00 <Saemon> where u from chineseman?
26:00 <Saemon> china?
26:00 <chineseman> china
26:00 <chineseman> u?
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Saemon> ic
26:00 <chineseman> why i see
26:00 <Saemon> im from australia
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's from like Uganda
26:00 <Doodle> too many rabbits in china
26:00 <Bastardly_One> where else
26:00 <chineseman> good
26:00 <Saemon> tru blu born n bred
27:00 <chineseman> why rabbit
27:00 <Saemon> so why are u here? holidays?
27:00 <Doodle> i holiday on austnet regularly
27:00 <chineseman> irc is public
27:00 <Saemon> i like china i want to go and see the great wall
27:00 <chineseman> so i am here
27:00 <chineseman> great
27:00 <chineseman> welcome
27:00 <Saemon> have u been?
28:00 <chineseman> what mean have u been?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hope they lock you up ... australia will never ask for you back
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so start that holiday soon
28:00 <Saemon> theres a saying that a man does not become a real man until he was walked the great wall of china
28:00 <Excessive> riiiiiiiiiiiiite
28:00 <Excessive> that's that ov that
28:00 <chineseman> yes
28:00 <chineseman> right,
28:00 <Maurice> Theres also a saying that you need legs to walk it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <chineseman> if dont walk on the great wall, he is not real man
28:00 <gremlinz> so if ur pistorious ur screwed
29:00 <Doodle> lol see even ching chong gets it
29:00 <Saemon> ya got me there Maurice haha
29:00 <Pieter> STOP TALKING ABOUT LEGS YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKS
29:00 <Pieter> ATLEAST YOU HAVE LEGS
29:00 <Maurice> Shut up
29:00 <Pieter> I cant even walk to take a pee
29:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu and overdose
29:00 <Pieter> I gotta crab it !
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and who's fault is that?
29:00 <Saemon> whoa...thanks Pieter
29:00 <Saemon> were u stickin up for me?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> go whack up some more in them
29:00 <CannibalClown> get a piss bottle like Saemon
29:00 <Maurice> Kick another bin?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and you whiles
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> go piss in a jug
30:00 <Excessive> ahahah ............. Bastardly_One been watchin x-men
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this kicking the bin?
30:00 <Excessive> to call Saemon wheels
30:00 <Pieter> Ever tried to get yourself somewehere whilst rolling over a shoe
30:00 <Pieter> Its not fucking fun when the shoe is lodged in ya ass
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, heh ... nuh it's off family guy ...
30:00 <Pieter> Makes a bit of a speed hump too
30:00 <Pieter> It hurts:(
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels and the leg man
31:00 <Doodle> WHEELS AND THE LEG MAN
31:00 <Excessive> well it's off x-men like from years ago
31:00 <^pilot^> b1
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <^pilot^> doodle
31:00 <Doodle> sup g
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
31:00 <Serenity> jesus
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny
31:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One
31:00 <Excessive> Bonny
31:00 <Saemon> chineseman do u know karate?
31:00 <Bonny> Excessive
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Serenity?
31:00 <Serenity> Serenity
31:00 <^pilot^> not too much rob
31:00 <Maurice> Did the diabeetus have anything to do with the leg problems
31:00 <^pilot^> just a little busy looking at more pc bits
31:00 <Serenity> LOL speaking of Maurice
31:00 <Doodle> fun
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ChanOP
32:00 <chineseman> saemon what is karate
32:00 <Serenity> awolf has been ranting about me buying lollies of GR again
32:00 <Serenity> and being diabetic..
32:00 <Serenity> erm..
32:00 <Maurice> LOL what
32:00 <CannibalClown> lol
32:00 <Saemon> karate is the fighting style
32:00 <Saemon> like bruce lee
32:00 <chineseman> ok, i see
32:00 <Saemon> and jackie chan
32:00 <chineseman> i know chinese kung fu
32:00 <Serenity> yeah apparently im diabetic and its because i buy tonnes of lollies off GR
32:00 <Maurice> Oh right
32:00 <Saemon> wow
32:00 <Maurice> Thats news to me
32:00 <Serenity> fairly sure it was you buying lollies that day he got banned...
32:00 <Maurice> I bet it comes as a shock to you too
32:00 <Serenity> and im fairly sure im not diabetic..
32:00 <Saemon> where u learn it from chineseman?
33:00 <Saemon> the shaolin temple?
33:00 <Pieter> FIREWORKS !!
33:00 <chineseman> i dont learn it, i mean i know the word chinese kung fu
33:00 <Pieter> Moombas finished:(
33:00 <Saemon> oh ic my misunderstanding
33:00 <chineseman> i know the word
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Moomba used to be good
33:00 <chineseman> sorry for my english
33:00 <Bastardly_One> then it became as bad as our version
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and as short
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> in my previous life
33:00 <Maurice> Pieter what happened to your legs
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was a chick that loved to sit on cock
33:00 <Serenity> grangrene
33:00 <Saemon> chineseman do you have a girlfriend?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> up and down up and down
34:00 <Saemon> or a wife?
34:00 <chineseman> no yet
34:00 <chineseman> u?
34:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kgCcPbM.jpg
34:00 <couleurs> whoa
34:00 <Saemon> no i dont
34:00 <Saemon> chineseman do you have any sisters?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's no circulation from being on his arse 24/7
34:00 <chineseman> yes, one sister
34:00 <Saemon> how old is she?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> probably hits up in them too
34:00 <chineseman> she got married for many years
34:00 <Saemon> yes i have a sister as well
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of opiate junkies have fucked legs
34:00 <Saemon> is your sister 30 yrs old chineseman?
34:00 <chineseman> how old is she
34:00 <Doodle> look at stephen hawking hey Bastardly_One
35:00 <chineseman> almost 40
35:00 <Saemon> i see
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol doctor
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
35:00 <chineseman> what is your job
35:00 <Saemon> what size shoe does oyur sister wear?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make me get out of this chair!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> seen that pic?
35:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <chineseman> i dont know, i never notice her shoes
35:00 <Saemon> does she like to paint her nails?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's on aBC1
35:00 <Serenity> .
35:00 <Bastardly_One> his series on the universe is on
36:00 <Serenity> did Saemon swollow a bottle of creep tonight
36:00 <Serenity> wtf
36:00 <Bastardly_One> on sat or sun arfternoon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's bloody good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they use an english voice over
36:00 <chineseman> i dont know, she live with her husband, i dont knwo it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can understand wtf hawkings is saying
36:00 <Excessive> I mite pill out
36:00 <Saemon> ok chineseman
36:00 <Excessive> have an early 1
37:00 <Saemon> thank you for answering my questions
37:00 <chineseman> what is your job? saemon
37:00 <chineseman> u r welcome
37:00 <Saemon> hrm
37:00 <chineseman> good job
37:00 <Serenity> what pills
37:00 <Saemon> my job is to live life
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> im looking at earrings
37:00 <Saemon> and enjoy the world
37:00 <chineseman> so u r in charge of recuiting
37:00 <Serenity> he has no job hes a bum
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
37:00 <chineseman> ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hanging in the back of adult cinemas is his living
37:00 <Excessive> sleepers
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity ... Excessive ... seroquel
37:00 <Saemon> ok i dont have a job chineseman
37:00 <Saemon> i am employed
37:00 <chineseman> why?
38:00 <Saemon> unemployed
38:00 <chineseman> u r hrm u said
38:00 <Serenity> because he has no legs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hanging in the back of adult cinemas is his living
38:00 <chineseman> why unemployed?
38:00 <Doodle> thats no excuse sezz
38:00 <chineseman> u want to be boss so leave your last job?
38:00 <Doodle> he could get a job as a parking bollard
38:00 <Excessive> lol
38:00 <Saemon> well im just lazy as well
39:00 <Saemon> i enjoy being on the dole
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and dumb
39:00 <Saemon> c'est la vie.
39:00 <Saemon> what is your job chineseman?
39:00 <CannibalClown> youre a scumbad Saemon
39:00 <chineseman> work in factory
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you're pretty fucking stupid too
39:00 <Saemon> what sort of factory chineseman?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *scumbag
39:00 <chineseman> manufacturing car electronics
39:00 <Doodle> foxconn
39:00 <chineseman> not foxconn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough then Doodle
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Doodle> everyone works at foxconn
40:00 <Excessive> nippondenso
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't work for foxconn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not rioting
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting shot at by factory guards
40:00 <Doodle> he wouldnt be allowed on irc if he worked at foxconn
40:00 <Doodle> he'd be in the suicide net
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
40:00 <chineseman> why said so
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so you know all about that and them having the worse conditions in china yeah?
41:00 <Saemon> chineseman how old are you?
41:00 <Doodle> a bit
41:00 <chineseman> dont know
41:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty outrageous but yeah the west buys all their shit
41:00 <chineseman> condition is not too bad
41:00 <chineseman> in the fatory i work in it
41:00 <chineseman> 30 
42:00 <chineseman> 30 years old
42:00 <chineseman> u?
42:00 <chineseman> doodle
42:00 <Saemon> thats a nice age
42:00 <Doodle> yes hello
42:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a few
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna make my lunch
42:00 <Bastardly_One> while I remember
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck uni prices for shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they must think students are made of millions
43:00 <chineseman> why lunch
43:00 <Excessive> 10 bux a bite ov mah sanga Bastardly_One
43:00 <chineseman> u r not in aussie
43:00 <Saemon> chineseman are you and your sister close?
43:00 <chineseman> no
43:00 <Saemon> why not?
43:00 <chineseman> far very much
43:00 <chineseman> 2000 km far away
43:00 <Saemon> do you think your sister is an attractive woman?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and something else
43:00 <Bastardly_One> back shortly
43:00 <chineseman> why talk my sister?????
43:00 <chineseman> i dont understand
43:00 <Bastardly_One> by then Saemon might of shut up
44:00 <B1-not-here> he's being creepy
44:00 <Saemon> why not? im just curious
44:00 <B1-not-here> hoping your close to your sister
44:00 <B1-not-here> if you know what I mean
44:00 <B1-not-here> *wanders for a few*
44:00 <Excessive> Saemon, r u close to ur sister?
45:00 <chineseman> dont know
45:00 <B1-not-here> he's refering to being a bit if not
45:00 <B1-not-here> a lot incestious
45:00 <B1-not-here> because he's that kind of creep
45:00 <B1-not-here> back soon
45:00 <Saemon> lol
46:00 <Saemon> look at him comin up with all these sick vile morally abhorrent deviant theories
47:00 <Saemon> it takes a sick perverted mind to come up and with and suspect all that shit
47:00 <Saemon> i was just asking if you are close to your chineseman is in do you live close to eachother
47:00 <B1-not-here> flattery will get you nowhere
48:00 <Saemon> and do you two get along as friends
48:00 <B1-not-here> bullshit
48:00 <B1-not-here> *goes ----------> that way*
48:00 <Saemon> because alot of siblings i know fight
48:00 <Serenity> Saemon
48:00 <chineseman> not close
48:00 <Serenity> stop trying to make b1 look like hes saying gross shit
48:00 <chineseman> u?>
48:00 <Serenity> its you whos doing it. You're not good at what you are trying to do so stop it
49:00 <B1-not-here> yeah I might be a sick and twisted monkey
49:00 <B1-not-here> but I never talk about anything in here
49:00 <B1-not-here> nor have I
49:00 <Saemon> whoa why are you so serious tonight Serenity?
49:00 <B1-not-here> far as I know
49:00 <Serenity> im the same as i am every night
49:00 <B1-not-here> anyway ... this sitting on my arse is not getting things done before I get too tired
49:00 <B1-not-here> back shortly
49:00 <Saemon> but u seem to be supporting b1 more than normal 
49:00 <Serenity> i dont support any of you
49:00 <Serenity> you're being a dick more than normal so im telling you
50:00 <Saemon> ok 
50:00 <Saemon> and i shall go back to ignoring b1 again
50:00 <Saemon> ive stopped abit since last night
50:00 <Saemon> and he's still the same to me
50:00 <Saemon> so its back to not acknowledging him
51:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
51:00 <Serenity> good idea
52:00 <Saemon> has anyone seen the new 300 movie?
52:00 <Saemon> the sequel
52:00 <Saemon> seems awesome
53:00 <Excessive> fck the TV
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey yo sezz
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> what you think of this plug?
53:00 <Excessive> it jus fckn sux u in
55:00 <Pieter> Nite my poo world :)
55:00 <CannibalClown> die
55:00 <Pieter> Honkety honkety hooonkk'
04:00 <couleurs> bye Pieter u stupid basterd
05:00 <Bastardly_One> RIP Pete Steele
05:00 <Bastardly_One> listening to Type O Negative
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just jizzed http://www.psylofashion.com/product-553-Solid_Tribal_Hook.aspx
08:00 <Saemon> what is that? a prostate massager?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> llol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> no an ear ring
09:00 <frayedknot> wb kattt
09:00 <loliikakeee> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> a tribal plug
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> hand crafted
10:00 <loliikakeee> hurry up stove
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to play God and I know you will, if that be the case then I'll be the Devil
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> that one and this one yo http://www.psylofashion.com/product-546-Solid_Tribal_Hook.aspx
11:00 <loliikakeee> hi Bastardly_One
11:00 <loliikakeee> hi PandasDontDrive
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey
12:00 <Serenity> have you got stretched holes josh?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> have plug in  my left
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lobe
17:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1959453_518013971640258_1643331106_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://31.media.tumblr.com/54f5681527d280bbcef73d4a82080f27/tumblr_n1w55yCKJG1qehhkqo1_500.jpg
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> cod ghosts in for five mins and back out again
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> so clunky
26:00 <couleurs> r u gay
26:00 <loliikakeee> wb
27:00 <lumeah2> ty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> who couleurs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm happy
28:00 <loliikakeee> noody and bigears were all the time
28:00 <loliikakeee> till farmer joe shot the golliwog
28:00 <loliikakeee> and they wrecked the books
28:00 <Saemon> follow....
28:00 <Saemon> the...
28:00 <Saemon> ...buzzard.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're going to quote gay shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> get it right
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *buzzards
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna play a game
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and none of mine appeal to me right now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/554550_2155804667808106_1637215875_n.jpg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1959364_727934780580800_502169817_n.jpg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1780644_1432357067005115_1316690793_n.jpg
40:00 <lumeah2> am i tastey
40:00 <Saemon> lol at those pics Bastardly_One
41:00 <Saemon> where u get them from?
41:00 <Saemon> i like the clitoris one
41:00 <Pieter> Always
41:00 <Saemon> the dickhead one is pretty clever
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Excessive
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thecontroversialfiles.net/2014/01/the-mysterious-flying-humanoids.html
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Pieter> I wanna eat the moon
43:00 <Pieter> Freekin munchies:(
43:00 <Pieter> Ok bed #2
43:00 <Pieter> Bbl
44:00 <Pieter> Ps. Im awesome
44:00 <Pieter> *bows*
58:00 <loliikakeee> hi nerdygirl
59:00 <nerdygirl> hello
59:00 <loliikakeee> how was your day
00:00 <nerdygirl> great 
00:00 <loliikakeee> mine was fucked saw two ppl i dont care about
00:00 <Senpai> http://imgur.com/gallery/2lCJhXm
00:00 <Senpai> delicious
01:00 <loliikakeee> now they stalk me on mirc
01:00 <nerdygirl> hmmm i want baskin robbins green tea ice cream 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to get ever here
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Ben and Jerries ... and not all flavours either
01:00 <Senpai> i havent been to baskin n robbins in ages
01:00 <Senpai> i need to go for a drive down to man dooo rah again soon
02:00 <loliikakeee> i dont want cause trouble so i see ppl i dont even want to know
02:00 <loliikakeee> cause they are fucken psychos worse than me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
03:00 <Senpai> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAgRBq2jnz4
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Original: Penn and Teller You Need To Shut The Fuck Up ! (HQ) (Apr 25, 2012) 0:05 - Category: Comedy - 165,001 views - 1,226 likes (97.5%), 32 dislikes (2.5%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love them ...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for americans they're great
03:00 <Bastardly_One> american humour is very ... 'merican
03:00 <Senpai> i only know about them ebcause one of my workmates is a us fanboy
04:00 <Senpai> you'd swear he was a us agent trying to subvert people
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like you guys over there though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> get a lot of US stuff we don't
05:00 <Bastardly_One> drinks ... icecream, etc
05:00 <Senpai> you guys have krispy kreme
05:00 <Senpai> we dont
05:00 <Senpai> :(
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My theory is the navy base
05:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you are not missing one thing IMO
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan
05:00 <loliikakeee> fuck psych nurses
05:00 <Senpai> i am a fan, boss brought some back on a trip
05:00 <Senpai> i came there and then
06:00 <Bastardly_One> too sickly for me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... most people do
06:00 <Senpai> im all about the richness
06:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said ... too sickly and greasy and ... bleh for me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah rich
06:00 <Bastardly_One> very
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the word I was looking for
06:00 <Senpai> :)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no gall bladder
07:00 <Bastardly_One> a
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nd
07:00 <Bastardly_One> see how long one of those stays in ya :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as quick as maccas
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I only ever lease maccas
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi?
07:00 <Senpai> haha
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the other day I decided on HJ
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and those little 2 dollar bbq cheese burgers are great
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the bbq sauce really makes it better
08:00 <Senpai> yeah they're good if you just want food in your mouth
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah tasteless
09:00 <Bastardly_One> true
09:00 <Senpai> every now and then when i walk through the cbd i duck in and grab a few
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think the bbq sauce is a little touch of genius
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like all franchises though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the cooks at the one you go to
10:00 <Senpai> yeah
10:00 <Senpai> always try n get fresh as well
10:00 <Senpai> so much better
11:00 <Senpai> not that a dirty ultimate whopper goes astray
11:00 <Bastardly_One> always ask for no something or other
11:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
11:00 <Bastardly_One> old trick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I make sure their fish ones are fresh
11:00 <Senpai> not sure i'd trust fish anything
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no lettuce or tomato
11:00 <Senpai> so much room to go bad
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... but hardly so on a big fish finger
12:00 <Bastardly_One> whcih is all both of them are HJ and McDs
12:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about funny
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but clearly bored
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> time to awake my sleeper cell
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lourde is touring
22:00 <Bastardly_One> any of you WA lot want a pitty pup?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 going in Mandurah
23:00 <Senpai> negative
24:00 <Senpai> puppies are only good for cray bait
24:00 <CannibalClown> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> expensive bait
27:00 <CannibalClown> not good for anything else
28:00 <Senpai> unless it was a giant dog that you could ride into battle
28:00 <Senpai> with armor and shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> irish wolfhound then
30:00 <CannibalClown> dogs are shit
30:00 <Senpai> well thats not true
30:00 <Senpai> they are good guards sometimes
30:00 <Senpai> but otherwise yes
30:00 <Senpai> if your dog is smaller than a shetland pony, you've bought yourself a cat
30:00 <Senpai> one thing i cant fucking stand is small yappy dogs
31:00 <Senpai> they deserve a kick
31:00 <CannibalClown> this ^
53:00 <simba> Rat cum. :P
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> gah*
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