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00:00 <_\romeO> drank 6 beers and threw up alot
00:00 <Skirmish> Light weight. 
00:00 <_\romeO> ;D
00:00 <_\romeO> yep
00:00 <_\romeO> kjhgfxdfyuio0poijhgvfghuiuhgfcgyuiuhgfvcf
01:00 <_\romeO> budssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
01:00 <_\romeO> im so fat know
01:00 <_\romeO> too much munchies
01:00 <Skirmish> Those beers had better of had chasers to be vomiting after 6
01:00 <_\romeO> ahaha
01:00 <_\romeO> weed chasers?
02:00 <_\romeO> smoke chasers?
02:00 <_\romeO> coffee chases maybe
02:00 <_\romeO> but no spirtrs to speak of
02:00 <JimmyJack> you chasin?
02:00 <_\romeO> yes i be chasing girls
02:00 <Skirmish> This is by far the most satisfying poop this week. 
02:00 <_\romeO> and weed
03:00 <simba> mary jane
03:00 <Excessive> we used to do this trick with a friend of ours that we didn't really like like ages ago when we'd go out partyin ........... we'd ash in his beer and it'd get him off his face and make him spew his guts up .......... eheh gd ol times
03:00 <CannibalClown> what the actual fuck is wrong with you cunts
03:00 <_\romeO> ate a passionfruit half of it went on the floor but i mopped it up
03:00 <_\romeO> mmm
03:00 <_\romeO> so full
03:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: It was shads was it not?
03:00 <_\romeO> can not possibly eat another bite
03:00 <Excessive> nah I didn't know shads back in those days
04:00 <_\romeO> bit off more than i can chew
04:00 <simba> whats wrong CannibalClown are u ok
04:00 <_\romeO> got some killer icecream
04:00 <Skirmish> Lol poor screwss
05:00 <_\romeO> any women on austnet tonight?
05:00 <Serenity> no
05:00 <JimmyJack> sif
05:00 <_\romeO> mmm...
05:00 <_\romeO> damn
05:00 <Serenity> JimmyJack is really a 35 year oldd blonde
05:00 <simba> im a woman on austnet
05:00 <Serenity> with huge tits
05:00 <_\romeO> i like ( most ) women
05:00 <JimmyJack> yes and i'm rather randy
05:00 <_\romeO> simba you a janitor
05:00 <simba> im going 2 send Serenity a pic o f my breasts
05:00 <_\romeO> :P
06:00 <_\romeO> simba have you done much today?
06:00 <Skirmish> Lol janitor. At least my irc delegated job is better than yours Simba. 
06:00 <simba> what did u get
07:00 <simba> the janitor is like the op that doesnt get the @ symbol
07:00 <_\romeO> \...
07:00 <simba> the real star of the show
07:00 <_\romeO> simba do you like to come?
07:00 <mandyjane> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10155502_1440843629489569_877298799_n.jpg
07:00 <JimmyJack> does stealing used tampons from med bins qualify me as a janitor?
07:00 <_\romeO> hi mandyjane
07:00 <Skirmish> You are ere to kleen ze pool?
07:00 <simba> i cum bud
08:00 <_\romeO> flower$
08:00 <_\romeO> =)
08:00 <simba> BOOZE, CIGGIES AND GAMBLING: A REAL BEAGLE STORY
08:00 <_\romeO> sperm bank
08:00 <_\romeO> - -
08:00 <_\romeO> so who has car keys?
08:00 <_\romeO> or a wallet i can steal
08:00 <_\romeO> ...
09:00 <Skirmish> JimmyJack: Mandyjane will let you double click her tampon. Stops your fingers getting MRSA. 
09:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t34.0-12/10013834_10152316985752372_62809439_n.jpg?oh=e3cf2cc6d71f1405c74f580a32d8abd7&oe=53355083&__gda__=1395993542_1f56d403149120aabdb7ee2ca5ee5e25
09:00 <_\romeO> mandy jane is there partial nudity in your pics?
09:00 <Excessive> talkin abt the sperm bank ........... anyone know cej? .......... he was tellin us how he signed up to the sperm bank and he went to tug off in there for I donno how much etc
10:00 <simba> vagina monster
10:00 <Kynetic> you cant receive money for sperm in australia
10:00 <simba> cej doesnt use austnet
10:00 <Skirmish> ^
10:00 <Excessive> well that's wat he was tellin us
10:00 <_\romeO> simba do you like white chicks?
10:00 <Kynetic> its against the law
10:00 <simba> im all about big white asses
10:00 <_\romeO> :)
10:00 <Kynetic> so if anyone in aus tells you theyre being paid to donate sperm. you know theyre full of shit.
11:00 <Excessive> ummmm cej does use austnet though he uses "internet" as his nick nowadays
11:00 <_\romeO> sperm has got to be worth more than blood...
11:00 <Skirmish> Same as you can't get paid to donate blood in Australia either. Your friend cej is a liar. Much like shads. 
11:00 <simba> `seen internet
11:00 <prowl> simba, internet ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 4 hours 44 minutes ago (26.03. 18:26) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 day 18 hours 55 minutes there.
11:00 <Kynetic> you cannot be paid to donate bodily fluids or parts
11:00 <simba> simon is a bloody sydneysider
11:00 <simba> bloody simon
12:00 <_\romeO> www.vagina.org
12:00 <Kynetic> we are not america... yet.. thank god.
12:00 <_\romeO> i feel guilty when i look at porn
12:00 <Kynetic> why
12:00 <_\romeO> cause it's like a sin
12:00 <Kynetic> i have a fiance and we watch porn together
12:00 <_\romeO> so dirty
12:00 <Kynetic> i dont feel guilty at all
12:00 <_\romeO> ok ok
13:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i eat her out while we watch it
13:00 <_\romeO> do you feel dirty?
13:00 <Kynetic> not in the slightest
13:00 <_\romeO> ok
13:00 <_\romeO> deep
13:00 <Kynetic> why would i?
13:00 <JimmyJack> does she let u lick her ass Kynetic?
13:00 <_\romeO> dunno
13:00 <Kynetic> JimmyJack no
13:00 <JimmyJack> damn
13:00 <Kynetic> oh
13:00 <Kynetic> i misread that
13:00 <_\romeO> boner
13:00 <Kynetic> yes she would let me lick her ass
13:00 <Kynetic> but
13:00 <_\romeO> files
13:00 <Kynetic> im not into ass licking
13:00 <simba> did you instigate watching teh porn together or did she?
13:00 <Kynetic> neither is she
13:00 <JimmyJack> i'd love to lick ass
13:00 <_\romeO>                                                                 boner
14:00 <Kynetic> she is into some other kinky shit tho
14:00 <_\romeO>                                                                 files
14:00 <Kynetic> so we're pretty good.
14:00 <JimmyJack> cool
14:00 <_\romeO> 53X
14:00 <_\romeO> es e ex
14:00 <_\romeO> cum
14:00 <_\romeO> some
14:00 <simba> B0W53R
14:00 <Kynetic> heh
14:00 <_\romeO> come
14:00 <Kynetic> sup romeo??
14:00 <Kynetic> i think he's broken.
14:00 <_\romeO> simba can you help me get a boner?
14:00 <_\romeO> hi kynetic
15:00 <_\romeO> im drugged
15:00 <Kynetic> i have watched some fucken fucked up porn
15:00 <simba> yes just tell me black, white or latina and fat, skinny or in between
15:00 <_\romeO> you are?
15:00 <Skirmish> http://youtu.be/3srJeD0mJoE
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Papa Smurf - Can i Lick your ass! (Feb 24, 2008) 3:39 - Category: Comedy - 990,155 views - 933 likes (83.5%), 185 dislikes (16.5%)
15:00 <Kynetic> and i still get a fucken hard on just watching my missus masturbate
15:00 <_\romeO> ok
15:00 <_\romeO> i have no woman
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> feels like 3am
15:00 <Kynetic> yea
15:00 <_\romeO> no woman no cry
15:00 <Kynetic> does a bit
15:00 <Kynetic> i dunno romeo
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> im latina bish an dis booty is like tha moon
15:00 <JimmyJack> my ass hurts sooo much
15:00 <_\romeO> feel like thursday
15:00 <_\romeO> aids
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> that aint cellyoulite
16:00 <simba> feels like saturday september 27 1957
16:00 <_\romeO> feels like wensday
16:00 <simba> to be specific
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit craters from all dat cum them niggas be spattin on my ass
16:00 <_\romeO> 1409
16:00 <Kynetic> i odnt know you at all romeo.. but if you really want a gf.. you are probably trying to hard to find one.
16:00 <simba> feels like september 11 2001 we all know what happened that day........... cheez tv showed freiza almost destroy earth
16:00 <_\romeO> being a virgin was cool
16:00 <simba> but goku had the spirit bomb
16:00 <Kynetic> fuck
16:00 <_\romeO> i need carrot juice
17:00 <Kynetic> i have been a non virgin for more than half my life now
17:00 <_\romeO> got coke though
17:00 <_\romeO> mmm coke
17:00 <Kynetic> that should be some sort of acheivement surely
17:00 <_\romeO> ?
17:00 <Kynetic> coke is evil
17:00 <_\romeO> dunno
17:00 <_\romeO> mmm
17:00 <_\romeO> is it?
17:00 <Kynetic> yes
17:00 <Kynetic> i dont buy it anymore
18:00 <Kynetic> i prefer other sodas that are less likely to rot you from the inside out.
18:00 <simba> like fanta
18:00 <_\romeO> ok
18:00 <Kynetic> even then i prefer iced coffee
18:00 <_\romeO> i like kerosen
18:00 <JimmyJack> coffee is my new drug
18:00 <JimmyJack> 5 days off weed :)
18:00 <_\romeO> `seen kerosen
18:00 <prowl> _\romeO, kerosen? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember kerosen.
19:00 <_\romeO> if i stop smoking weed it will kill me
19:00 <_\romeO> wb
19:00 <Kynetic> ta
19:00 <Kynetic> apparently
19:00 <simba> stopping cant kill you m8
19:00 <Kynetic> you can roast coffee beans in a popcorn maker
19:00 <Kynetic> im going to have to try this myself to be sure
20:00 <Kynetic> but if you buy raw cofffee beans they dont go off nearly as quickly
20:00 <Kynetic> so you buy green beans in bulk
20:00 <Kynetic> roast em in a popcorn maker
20:00 <_\romeO> i need a coffee plunger
20:00 <Kynetic> and grind up em freshly roasted
20:00 <JimmyJack> sorry but that's too awesome
20:00 <Kynetic> i know
20:00 <Kynetic> i was tingling at the idea when i read it earlier tonight
20:00 <Kynetic> gonna have to try and find a source of raw coffee beans tho
21:00 <Kynetic> probably be harder in aus
21:00 <Kynetic> yea i fucking love coffee
21:00 <Kynetic> i also love boobs
21:00 <JimmyJack> hehe
21:00 <_\romeO> cool
21:00 <Kynetic> i love how they feel when you suck on them while squeezing them.
21:00 <_\romeO> :)
21:00 <Kynetic> nothing like it.
21:00 <Kynetic> but yeah coffee
22:00 <simba> isnt that the same as how they feel when theyre not being squeezed or sucked
22:00 <Kynetic> i probably drink far too much of it
22:00 <Kynetic> apparently you shouldnt have more than like 500mg of caffeine a day
22:00 <_\romeO> coffee at night turns me into a vampire 
22:00 <Excessive> k, 7/11 tiem, bbs
22:00 <Kynetic> your average cup of coffee contains anywhere from 100-200mg depending on strength
22:00 <JimmyJack> i get headaches if i dont drink enough coffee
22:00 <Kynetic> i drink moccona dark roast and have like 4 cups of that a day with 1½ teaspoons of it
22:00 <_\romeO> i wonder what it does for me in the morning
23:00 <Kynetic> i used to drink so much coffee when i was younger
23:00 <Kynetic> that if i didnt have a cup of cofffee not long before bed
23:00 <Kynetic> i would wake up in the middle of the night with caffeine withdrawals
23:00 <_\romeO> smoke
23:00 <JimmyJack> lol
23:00 <Kynetic> i was drinking like 8-10 cups a dayu
23:00 <JimmyJack> that's hardcore
23:00 <Kynetic> yeah ive cut back now
23:00 <_\romeO> theres not enough hours in the day
23:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:00 <JimmyJack> good man
23:00 <Kynetic> but i still love my coffee
24:00 <JimmyJack> yeah
24:00 <Kynetic> when i have my first coffee of the day
24:00 <JimmyJack> coffe 4 lyfe
24:00 <Kynetic> thats wheni have my first poop
24:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
24:00 <JimmyJack> coffee > weex
24:00 <Kynetic> within 30 seconds of a cuppa first thing
24:00 <JimmyJack> weed*
24:00 <Kynetic> bam.
24:00 <Kynetic> need to poop
24:00 <_\romeO> weed isn't strong enough
24:00 <_\romeO> for my liking
24:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i take my cuppa and my phone into the toilet and sit and have my cuppa and read reddit
24:00 <_\romeO> do you date much?
25:00 <JimmyJack> man that's awesome
25:00 <JimmyJack> toilet internet ftw
25:00 <_\romeO> ???
25:00 <_\romeO> date
25:00 <_\romeO> much
25:00 <_\romeO> fuck
25:00 <simba> date me, my friend
25:00 <_\romeO> oh well
25:00 <_\romeO> ahaha your a male
25:00 <_\romeO> i only date chicks
25:00 <_\romeO> ?
25:00 <_\romeO> ??
25:00 <Kynetic> im thinking i should install a bench into the toilet so i can set my coffee cup down on it rather than using a pile of toilet rolls as a coffee cup holder
26:00 <_\romeO> do you date much? Kynetic
26:00 <JimmyJack> do it
26:00 <Kynetic> yeah i think i need to buy a new router
26:00 <JimmyJack> make ur toilet a second office
26:00 <simba> yea drill a coaster into the wall
26:00 <Kynetic> my 7 motnh old has destroyed this one
26:00 <Kynetic> fucken pulled all the wifi covers off
26:00 <_\romeO> i love redheads simba
26:00 <JimmyJack> awww u have a 7 month old???
26:00 <Kynetic> and been banging the router up and down
26:00 <Kynetic> yea
26:00 <simba> me too
26:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
26:00 <_\romeO> cool
26:00 <simba> real fake.. i dont care red owns
26:00 <Kynetic> little fucker is nearly walking
26:00 <Kynetic> its a nightmare
27:00 <JimmyJack> lol wait till he/she hits 2
27:00 <_\romeO> www.nakedredheads.org
27:00 <Kynetic> but he's so goddamn cute i couldnt care.
27:00 <Kynetic> yea i also have a 4 year old
27:00 <simba> that site doesnt work
27:00 <JimmyJack> ah you knwo then
27:00 <Kynetic> so i know alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about it
27:00 <Kynetic> oh yea
27:00 <Kynetic> and he's got his big bro to learn off
27:00 <Kynetic> so its gonna be fucken awesome.
27:00 <JimmyJack> my 2 year old turned off the hot water this morning grrr
27:00 <_\romeO> This page can't be displayed
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27:00 <_\romeO> fuck
27:00 <Kynetic> heh
27:00 <Kynetic> i have continuous flow gas hot water
27:00 <JimmyJack> nice
27:00 <Kynetic> so it cant really be turned off easily
27:00 <Kynetic> :P
28:00 <Kynetic> and it never fucking runs out
28:00 <Kynetic> cna have a 6 hour hot shower if i wanted
28:00 <JimmyJack> have you got that thing that turns off the electricity to prevent electrocutions?
28:00 <JimmyJack> -s
28:00 <JimmyJack> in case he plays with cords?
28:00 <Kynetic> yea thats mandatory in qld now on all new properties
28:00 <JimmyJack> wish we had it
28:00 <Kynetic> and in any property that has elec upgrades
28:00 <Kynetic> we have solar too
29:00 <JimmyJack> nice
29:00 <Kynetic> which is pretty sweet considering its a rental
29:00 <JimmyJack> fuck yeah!
29:00 <Kynetic> our owners love us tho
29:00 <JimmyJack> ur set
29:00 <Kynetic> cos we always pay our rent on time
29:00 <Kynetic> and we live in a shitty area
29:00 <_\romeO> i'm a lil school girl short and spout
29:00 <Kynetic> so no doubt heaps of cunts dont pay their rent
29:00 <JimmyJack> yep
29:00 <_\romeO> here is my knickers
29:00 <simba> stout lol
29:00 <Kynetic> we fucked up one tiem
29:00 <_\romeO> bad brain
29:00 <Kynetic> when my partner changed jobs
30:00 <Kynetic> and we were trying to work out how far our rent was ahead
30:00 <_\romeO> messed up words\lyics
30:00 <Kynetic> and we ended up 3 days behind on our rent
30:00 <simba> bad brains
30:00 <_\romeO> messed up words\lyrics
30:00 <Kynetic> and our landlord rung me
30:00 <JimmyJack> that's nothing
30:00 <_\romeO> good braing???SS
30:00 <Kynetic> saying how concerned they were that we had fallen behind and that they were worried something had happenned
30:00 <Kynetic> because we'd never ever been in arrears in over 2 years
30:00 <JimmyJack> that's so cool
31:00 <_\romeO> hehehe i just looked at porn
31:00 <Kynetic> i was like lol sorry i fucked up and paid it while i was on the phone
31:00 <_\romeO> hehehehe
31:00 <Saemon> sup sup yal
31:00 <_\romeO> i wanna burn more money
31:00 <Kynetic> yea?
31:00 <_\romeO> ye$
31:00 <Kynetic> gonna try and buy a house though in a few years.. see how we go
31:00 <_\romeO> cas%$H must burn
31:00 <Kynetic> getting married n shit first
31:00 <JimmyJack> sweet
32:00 <JimmyJack> engaged yet?
32:00 <_\romeO> Saemon got any porn?
32:00 <JimmyJack> fuck
32:00 <Kynetic> yea 
32:00 <JimmyJack> nice
32:00 <Kynetic> wedding is 6th o sept
32:00 <JimmyJack> congrats :)
32:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
32:00 <_\romeO> http://www.wetredhead.com/
32:00 <Kynetic> we've been putting it off cos it wasnt really a big deal
32:00 <_\romeO> i have razor blades
33:00 <Kynetic> and we were just gonna do it at registry office
33:00 <Kynetic> but then her mum was all like ' no fkn way '
33:00 <_\romeO> and im afraid to use them
33:00 <Kynetic> and bribed us with a honeymoon to thailand
33:00 <_\romeO> noise
33:00 <Kynetic> so now we're doing the full white wedding thing
33:00 <JimmyJack> lol that's pretty damn cool
33:00 <Kynetic> lawdy lawd
33:00 <Kynetic> should be fun but :)
33:00 <_\romeO> Kynetic are you clean shaven?
34:00 <JimmyJack> oh fuck yeah
34:00 <Kynetic> romeo not atm
34:00 <_\romeO> ok
34:00 <Kynetic> i have a 20cm goatee
34:00 <Kynetic> im not shaving it
34:00 <_\romeO> i c
34:00 <JimmyJack> 20cm!
34:00 <Kynetic> even for the wedding
34:00 <_\romeO> good for you
34:00 <JimmyJack> i'm jelly
34:00 <JimmyJack> beards rule
34:00 <Kynetic> i have to stretch it out to get the 20cm
34:00 <JimmyJack> how long did that take to grow?
35:00 <Kynetic> hmm
35:00 <Kynetic> well i shaved a full face beard i had about 3 years ago and ive been growing it since then.. trimming it a little here and there to keep it neat
35:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
35:00 <JimmyJack> about the same as hair
35:00 <Kynetic> ive tried to keep it fairly straight across the bottom as well tho
35:00 <JimmyJack> acutally a bit slower
35:00 <Kynetic> i have a mate who has a goatee that goes a good 30cm below his chin
36:00 <JimmyJack> holy fuck!
36:00 <Kynetic> but the last 10cm or so is only a few strands
36:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
36:00 <Kynetic> so it looks kinda wierd
36:00 <Kynetic> hehe
36:00 <JimmyJack> if ur dad doesn't have a beard, uv got two mums
36:00 <Kynetic> indeed!
36:00 <JimmyJack> heard taht song?
36:00 <Kynetic> the beards!
36:00 <Kynetic> ftw
36:00 <JimmyJack> yep!\
36:00 <_\romeO> my porn is corupting me
37:00 <simba> beards make it easier to leave the house right after waking up
37:00 <simba> it makes u look better somehow
37:00 <Kynetic> so long as its neat
37:00 <Kynetic> if you have a shitty beard
37:00 <Kynetic> noone wants to know you.
37:00 <Kynetic> trust me
37:00 <Kynetic> ive been there.
37:00 <Kynetic> everyone who has ever grown a beard has probably been there at some stage
38:00 <simba> when it gets to neckbeard WoW mode its depressing 
38:00 <_\romeO> Musician isn't much of a musician
38:00 <Kynetic> lol
38:00 <_\romeO> i wana the best porn availiable
38:00 <Kynetic> neckbeards are just lazy
38:00 <_\romeO> i want the best porn availiable
38:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm red bull
38:00 <_\romeO> www.bestporn.net
38:00 <_\romeO> mmm red bulls
38:00 <Kynetic> my goatee only really grows from the chin down.. theres maybe 1cm of growth from behind the chin line
38:00 <_\romeO> had my 2 for the day
39:00 <Kynetic> everything else is clean shaven
39:00 <Kynetic> fkn neckbeards man
39:00 <_\romeO> how many did you have exsessive?
39:00 <Excessive> jus got a big can from 7/11 with some sangas
39:00 <_\romeO> ah cool
39:00 <Kynetic> i dunno what it is about redbull
39:00 <Kynetic> but it gives me a headache
40:00 <_\romeO> http://www.darkcategories.com/categories/amateur
40:00 <Excessive> I like the bubblegum like taste of uit
40:00 <Excessive> -u
40:00 <Serenity> AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
40:00 <Kynetic> yeah to me it tastes like berocca
40:00 <_\romeO> i like it with food
40:00 <Kynetic> and tbh id rather drink a berocca
40:00 <simba> i like red bull 2 much
40:00 <_\romeO> and with coffee
40:00 <_\romeO> on the side
40:00 <_\romeO> i like simba too much
40:00 <Kynetic> the best thing about red bull
40:00 <_\romeO> :P
40:00 <simba> red bull + coffee?!
40:00 <Kynetic> is they sponsor extreme sports
41:00 <_\romeO> sex
41:00 <Kynetic> so im down with that shit.
41:00 <_\romeO> koffee
41:00 <_\romeO> k0f3
41:00 <Kynetic> you ever had cat poo coffee?
41:00 <Kynetic> had it up in cairns
41:00 <Kynetic> its pretty fkn nice.
41:00 <Saemon> i used to have a beard but it stank
41:00 <Serenity> O.O
41:00 <Kynetic> theres this variety of coffe
41:00 <Saemon> always smelled like dried saliva for some reason
41:00 <_\romeO> i've had w33d and 53X
41:00 <Kynetic> where they harvest the beans from this type of tree cat that only picks the best coffee beans
42:00 <Kynetic> after its pooped them out
42:00 <Kynetic> its like $50 a cup
42:00 <JimmyJack> i thought cat poo was toxic
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Kynetic> but jesus. its the best coffee 
42:00 <Kynetic> you have ever tasted
42:00 <_\romeO> i still need to buy a new telephone
42:00 <Serenity> its called Kopi luwak
42:00 <Kynetic> nah its some indonesian forest cat
42:00 <JimmyJack> ah
42:00 <Kynetic> or some shit
42:00 <JimmyJack> cool
42:00 <_\romeO> i thought about getting tea today
42:00 <Serenity> the coffee is called kopi luwak
42:00 <_\romeO> i wanna get laid
43:00 <Kynetic> its expensive because to harvest it they go around looking for balls of its poop
43:00 <Kynetic> and get the coffee beans from it
43:00 <_\romeO> anyone wanna fuck?
43:00 <Serenity> cause the animal is a luwak
43:00 <Excessive> hmmmm w33d on fri
43:00 <JimmyJack> who the fuck thought of trying that?
43:00 <JimmyJack> lol
43:00 <Kynetic> why not
43:00 <JimmyJack> i would
43:00 <Kynetic> when the realised the animal only picked the best quality berries
43:00 <_\romeO> burgers rule
43:00 <Serenity> they're civets
44:00 <simba> y is chrome going 
44:00 <simba> MeNtAl
44:00 <_\romeO> burgers rule simba
44:00 <Kynetic> they probably thought well fuck.. we should give this a shot
44:00 <JimmyJack> hehe brave
44:00 <Kynetic> theyre kind of catlike
44:00 <Serenity> i thought they looked like rats
44:00 <Kynetic> when i bought it it was referred to as 'cat poo coffee'
44:00 <simba> gourmet hot dogs are just as cool as burgers!!
44:00 <_\romeO> ok
44:00 <Serenity> possums even
45:00 <JimmyJack> _\romeO, would you still fuck me if i had pieces of toilet paper hanging from the crack of my ass?
46:00 <Kynetic> in the dark
46:00 <Excessive> they have these stalls up over at Chatswood every thursday and friday ............ sometimes if I'm around there when the stalls r on there's this German cransky and sauerkraut stall ......... fckn mad shit
46:00 <Kynetic> noone knows about the toilet paper
46:00 <JimmyJack> lol!\
47:00 <Kynetic> unless theyre into ass licking
47:00 <JimmyJack> lol
47:00 <Kynetic> then maybe you have something to be concerned about
47:00 <JimmyJack> yep lol
47:00 <simba> romeo imagine that im a gorgeous red head with giant natural cans and perfect wide hips and youre entering me from behind as you watch your baseball team beat their rivals on the big screen in front of us as i bend over doggy style and youre humping away when suddenly you see my arm jerking and look down and im masturbating my giant cock and as you go to pull out i turn and i cum all down 
47:00 <simba> your chest and up into your face and your mouth open in shock recieves a thousand of my would-be children and i laugh at you for fucking a man...........
48:00 <JimmyJack> ROFL!
48:00 <JimmyJack> my fucking god
48:00 <JimmyJack> poetry
48:00 <Excessive> wait r u sayin u take it in the poo schoote simba?
50:00 <simba> every day
50:00 <Excessive> rite
53:00 <JimmyJack> I wanna control you.
53:00 <JimmyJack>  I wanna cornhole you. 
53:00 <JimmyJack> I wanna put my finger up your asssssssssssssssssssss
53:00 <JimmyJack> It's an oversized dingle berry
53:00 <JimmyJack> I get mad when her buttholes hairy
53:00 <JimmyJack> Shouldn't be so critical of me
54:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
55:00 <JimmyJack> whatever redneck bogan
55:00 <JimmyJack> u'll be banned for racism and homophobia soon enough :)
55:00 <JimmyJack> stupid bigot
56:00 <BillyGoat> dont care
57:00 <Excessive> oi, knock yah fckn block orff moaite :P
57:00 <JimmyJack> cause this little piggy must definitely die, i'ma cut his noggin off and chuck it in the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
59:00 <BillyGoat> knock yas noggin off
59:00 <Excessive> hehehe
01:00 <BillyGoat> JimmyJack is homosexual i think
02:00 <simba> hes my boyfriend
02:00 <BillyGoat> 2 faggots
03:00 <_\romeO> cum
03:00 <_\romeO> now
04:00 <JimmyJack> show me how
04:00 <BillyGoat> simba just showed you
04:00 <BillyGoat> he said you were his bf
04:00 <simba> what
06:00 <simba> fuuuuuuuuck brb
07:00 <_\romeO> poor sport
07:00 <_\romeO> hehe fucking fool
07:00 <_\romeO> C:\Users\Dave\Music\Cradle of Filth-Lovesick for Mina.mp3
08:00 <JimmyJack> good song
08:00 <_\romeO> yeps
08:00 <_\romeO> :)
08:00 <JimmyJack> :)
09:00 <Excessive> who remembers this? ......... check her nipples hangin out ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohz9bn3jIk4
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sabrina Salerno - Boys (Uncensored) (Jul 31, 2010) 3:42 - Category: Music - 35,307 views - 62 likes (91.2%), 6 dislikes (8.8%)
11:00 <BillyGoat> my dick
11:00 <BillyGoat> is hard
11:00 <_\romeO> my dick was hard
12:00 <_\romeO> money talks
12:00 <_\romeO> bullshit walks
13:00 <_\romeO> feeding frenzy at your local food court
13:00 <_\romeO> ;=+/]>
14:00 <_\romeO> simba
14:00 <_\romeO> yay
14:00 <BillyGoat> THE faggot is back 
14:00 <simba> thats a harsh name 2 give urself, ur pops mustve been a meanie
14:00 <simba> :shobon:
15:00 <_\romeO> simba check this out
15:00 <_\romeO> http://www.hardsextube.com/video/2822339/Etudiante-super-exhib-!-French-amateur
15:00 <_\romeO> smoooooking
16:00 <_\romeO> hubba hubba
16:00 <_\romeO> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
16:00 <_\romeO> ,net
16:00 <_\romeO> i wanna make my owbn version of the internet
17:00 <_\romeO> my keyboard is jammed with my come
17:00 <simba> romeo i dont care much 4 porn
17:00 <simba> sorry
17:00 <_\romeO> ok
18:00 <_\romeO> what do you care for my friend?
18:00 <simba> big white asses
18:00 <_\romeO> ok
18:00 <Excessive> fck up _\romeO, don't post ur porn in here
19:00 <_\romeO> post
19:00 <_\romeO> whatever
19:00 <_\romeO> the fuck i want
19:00 <_\romeO> .
20:00 <_\romeO> simba got any food in your fridge?
20:00 <_\romeO> i have heaps of food
21:00 <BillyGoat> too many dickheads in ere
21:00 <_\romeO> 69 bottles of beer on the wall
21:00 <BillyGoat> i am the only non dickhead in here
21:00 <_\romeO> look closer in the mirror
22:00 <_\romeO> you'll see a dick on your head soon
22:00 <JimmyJack> eaten like 17 bananas today
22:00 <JimmyJack> and by bananas i mean cocks
22:00 <BillyGoat> i look in the mirror i just see perfection 
22:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> i see what could have been
23:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> coffee time simba
23:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> now where diod i put my cup
23:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> ...
24:00 <BillyGoat> open your eyes
24:00 <BillyGoat> then you wil lfind iut
24:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> BLIND
24:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> :>
24:00 <DemonsRun> Don't blink
24:00 <BillyGoat> will find it*
24:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
24:00 <Open_Your_Eyes> hehe
24:00 <DemonsRun> Evening BillyGoat 
24:00 <BillyGoat> lol DemonsRun
24:00 <BillyGoat> howdy, hows the shoulder today?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Took codeine tonight... It's a little less sore but not looking forward to morning haha
25:00 <DemonsRun> How r u?
25:00 <BillyGoat> lol, you like need to take another codeine an hour before you get up
26:00 <BillyGoat> ill pray for you to sleepwalk about that time to perform that activity 
26:00 <BillyGoat> i am in divine condition 
26:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao! I get up whenever the kid decides to wake
26:00 <DemonsRun> No hope of before that
26:00 <triple-murder-suicide> anyone high?
26:00 <DemonsRun> Shit. Lost my eyebrow bar :/
27:00 <BillyGoat> haha damn
27:00 <DemonsRun> Get a new one tomorrow
27:00 <BillyGoat> you got none in stock?
27:00 <DemonsRun> Nah the bf has the last spare we had
27:00 <DemonsRun> Mine are 6mm anyway
27:00 <BillyGoat> what kind of high triple-murder-suicide?
27:00 <DemonsRun> His are like 10
28:00 <triple-murder-suicide> a good high
28:00 <triple-murder-suicide> up high
28:00 <triple-murder-suicide> so fried
28:00 <triple-murder-suicide> soul ride
28:00 <BillyGoat> triple-murder-suicide im always on a high when you come in, you make me feel like i climbed the worlds highest ladder
28:00 <triple-murder-suicide> take it easy
28:00 <BillyGoat> ahh he got the big guns 
28:00 <triple-murder-suicide> :)
31:00 <a\ufo\51> bed
31:00 <a\ufo\51> bled
31:00 <a\ufo\51> read
31:00 <a\ufo\51> red
32:00 <a\ufo\51> i came on my keyboard
32:00 <a\ufo\51> ...
32:00 <a\ufo\51> need tissues
32:00 <a\ufo\51> im such a filthy cunt
32:00 <a\ufo\51> gunna get a job 
32:00 <a\ufo\51> cleaning the streets
32:00 <a\ufo\51> then get disgruntled
33:00 <a\ufo\51> and litter everywhere
33:00 <a\ufo\51> cunts
33:00 <a\ufo\51> whore
33:00 <a\ufo\51> s
33:00 <a\ufo\51> barstards
33:00 <a\ufo\51> im bored
33:00 <DemonsRun> Oh look, 6 for $6 on eBay 
33:00 <DemonsRun> Done deal
33:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10155297_10203511469812540_1781791593_n.jpg
34:00 <dvd> 6 what?
34:00 <dvd> blood red bed
34:00 <dvd> satan
34:00 <dvd> 666
34:00 <DemonsRun> Nunya 
34:00 <dvd> 666-666-111
34:00 <dvd> s
34:00 <dvd> rainbow
35:00 <dvd> xzdftyu890-pokjhgvft
35:00 <DemonsRun> Andddd ignore.
35:00 <dvd> does it look like im high or low?
36:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> god it's getting late
36:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> i shoulkd probably look at some more porn
36:00 <BillyGoat> looks like you should close your eyes so you cant type anymore
36:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> should*
37:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> ./nick cantbfuckedstabbingyouALLtonight
37:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> i love death
37:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> and boobs
37:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> so who's been cooking today?
37:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> i have steaks
37:00 <BillyGoat> get off the drugs
38:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> never!
38:00 <badbatchofsuicidepills> :P
38:00 <BillyGoat> drugs for losers
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> you were saying
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> ;)
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> lkjhgfvxdsdrty7890pkljnhbvcdr6570plkmnbvcfdrt678
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> im a loser baby
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> so why don't you kill me
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> ;lkjhgfde4578ikmjnbvfrt56789olkmjnhgfr56
39:00 <DemonsRun> God someone shut it up
39:00 <opium-laced-with-acid> hahahahahaha
40:00 <JimmyJack> thank fuk for that
40:00 <BillyGoat> is he your brother JimmyJack?
41:00 <BillyGoat> sounds like it had too much acid DemonsRun
41:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr
41:00 <DemonsRun> Never tried it... And after seeing that, I don't want to
41:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
41:00 <JimmyJack> think he had a car accident or some shit and has brain damage
41:00 <JimmyJack> but still
42:00 <DemonsRun> It's still fkn 17C here 
42:00 <DemonsRun> Too warm for a blanket :(
42:00 <ghost> thought it best to take a break
42:00 <[Maverick]> and it's back
42:00 <BillyGoat> lol
43:00 <ghost> death
43:00 <JimmyJack> copy paste: /ignore *!*@1.131.C6D3DF.3B41D2
43:00 <[Maverick]> it's like screws x 138129083 
43:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun can you sleep without a blanket?
43:00 <doctor> ghost you will live for another 60 years
43:00 <DemonsRun> Not usually
43:00 <Serenity> what kind of hethers sleep without blankets
43:00 <[Maverick]> me 
43:00 <Serenity> HETHEN DEVIL SPROGS
44:00 <ghost> >|>|>|>
44:00 <doctor> depends on the weather
44:00 <Serenity> well sorry [Maverick] but we just cant share a bed
44:00 <BillyGoat> i have the fan going in winter
44:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10155297_10203511469812540_1781791593_n.jpg
44:00 <DemonsRun> I have the fan on tho
44:00 <Maurice> Don't set off my highlight you bint
44:00 <ghost> you all suck
44:00 <ghost> lets suck
44:00 <ghost> forever
44:00 <DemonsRun> Hethen highlights you?
45:00 <Maurice> No, sprogs..
45:00 <[Maverick]> nah devil does 
45:00 <BillyGoat> well DemonsRun u can have your fan in summer and ill use yours in winter so you get maximun value out of it
45:00 <Serenity> no one typed slaggy bint
45:00 <Maurice> And what he said
45:00 <[Maverick]> lolol
45:00 <DemonsRun> But... It's autumn & I'm still using it
45:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity is funny haha
45:00 <Maurice> I like putting the fan on and getting under the blankets
45:00 <BillyGoat> no wonder all the trees lose their leaves in autumn DemonsRun
46:00 <Serenity> i like being hair free nekid under the sheets with the fan on
46:00 <DemonsRun> Umm blonde moment...
46:00 <BillyGoat> its half hot so you got half the fan air blowin out the window 
46:00 <Serenity> BEST
46:00 <[Maverick]> NOW WIGGLE!!! 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
46:00 <DemonsRun> Window is shuttt
46:00 <Maurice> All of you married folk need to get off IRC and spend time with your spouse
46:00 <[Maverick]> ok 
46:00 <Serenity> shut your cum hole
46:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity... Naked? Cmere.
46:00 <Maurice> One down
47:00 <Maurice> This is BillyGoats decree
47:00 <Maurice> I'm meant to go snuggle my husband but my arms aren't long enough
47:00 <Serenity> im freshly hair free too
47:00 <DreamSeller> :o
47:00 <DemonsRun> GET HERE WOMAN
47:00 <CannibalClown> :)
48:00 <DreamSeller> Im not 
48:00 <DreamSeller> I fapped 
48:00 <Maurice> Did you put on silky pj pants
48:00 <DreamSeller> hahahaha 
48:00 <Maurice> So it rubs just right
48:00 <Serenity> i dont have silky pj pants :(
48:00 <DreamSeller> yes 
48:00 <DreamSeller> I did 
48:00 <Maurice> Oh dear :/
48:00 <BillyGoat> you upset or something Maurice
48:00 <Maurice> Very
48:00 <Maurice> I'm sobbing at this point of time
48:00 <BillyGoat> drink some straight cordial n harden up
48:00 <Serenity> SUCKED IN YOU CHATTY MOLL
48:00 <Maurice> I did that once
48:00 <Maurice> Never again
48:00 <DemonsRun> Oh eww
48:00 <BillyGoat> do it
49:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf possessed u to do that?
49:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck keeps straight cordy in the fridge
49:00 <DemonsRun> Weird people
49:00 <Maurice> Was my old boss
49:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
49:00 <BillyGoat> what flavour was it? green?
49:00 <DemonsRun> I don't get the point
49:00 <Maurice> Red
49:00 <BillyGoat> well atleast you didnt have to put any lipstick on 
50:00 <BillyGoat> after that 
50:00 <Maurice> Why would I put lipstick on anyway
50:00 <\heaven> anyone depressed?
50:00 <BillyGoat> you never wear lipstick?
50:00 <Maurice> Nope
50:00 <BillyGoat> what about lipgloss
50:00 <Maurice> To both questions
50:00 <Maurice> Lipgloss yes
51:00 <\-7> my balls hurt
52:00 <\-7> where's my beer
53:00 <[\-7LiFe> ****
53:00 <DemonsRun> Should
53:00 <DemonsRun> If you can finish it
53:00 <BillyGoat> woodstoock?
53:00 <Excessive> ye, might as well
53:00 <BillyGoat> that shit horrible 
54:00 <Excessive> not once u're used to it BillyGoat
54:00 <BillyGoat> ever had mississippi moonshine?
54:00 <Excessive> I used to drink the Jim Beam n cola, but they stopped the longnecks with them
54:00 <Excessive> nah never
54:00 <BillyGoat> i get only 1 person to make my drinks at a pub i regular
54:00 <BillyGoat> jimbeam horrible too 
55:00 <[\-7LiFe> BULLIET BOURBON 4 me
55:00 <[\-7LiFe> that and absinth
55:00 <[\-7LiFe> m m m
55:00 <BillyGoat> i consume gasoline 
55:00 <[\-7LiFe> KEROSENE
55:00 <Excessive> supposed to meet up today/late arvo for drinks with some dude from another chan on here
55:00 <[\-7LiFe> better
55:00 <BillyGoat> who
55:00 <[\-7LiFe> xzdfyuiojhgvcxder
56:00 <[\-7LiFe> yeah who?
56:00 <Excessive> ugh, rather not say lol, u wouldn't know him anyways
56:00 <[\-7LiFe> ok ok
56:00 <BillyGoat> why not
56:00 <BillyGoat> is it Q{{_romeo?
56:00 <Excessive> nah
56:00 <Excessive> dude from the #trance chan
57:00 <DemonsRun> Passing out againnn
57:00 <DemonsRun> See what u do BillyGoat 
57:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
57:00 <\4444\> so anyone rich?
57:00 <BillyGoat> haha
57:00 <BillyGoat> i send you into the dreamland DemonsRun
58:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr, it's helpful!
58:00 <JimmyJack> panadine forte ftw
58:00 <DemonsRun> Oxy>forte
58:00 <Excessive> put 2 teaspoons of coffee in a mug, put jus enough water in it to make it liquid and drink that DemonsRun, ur heart will be racin for a lil while but it'll wake u up
58:00 <JimmyJack> ic
58:00 <\4747\5757\6767\> do chicks crave commitment?
59:00 <DemonsRun> Excessive: I need sleep lol
59:00 <BillyGoat> now you are passing out DemonsRun we can all now finally get a word in and enjoy the peace and quiet :)
59:00 <Excessive> oh ok then
59:00 <\4747\5757\6767\> i need sleep too
59:00 <DemonsRun> Oh fuck you too lol
59:00 <BillyGoat> you be in dreamland and now we be livin the dream!
59:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
00:00 <DemonsRun> Night asshole :P
00:00 <BillyGoat> haha
00:00 <BillyGoat> sweet dreams !
00:00 <Excessive> k niiiiiiiiiite
01:00 <\4747\5757\6767\> anyone got a thousand dollars?
01:00 <BillyGoat> yes
01:00 <\4747\5757\6767\> nice
01:00 <BillyGoat> i got 1000 rupees
01:00 <\4747\5757\6767\> ok ok
01:00 <Excessive> lawl
02:00 <JimmyJack> being in physical pain every day would suck :(
03:00 <JimmyJack> spesh when u gotta work
03:00 <Excessive> I gottah get to bunnings sometime today n get some sort of stainless steel wire so I can tie up n across to grow my cherry tomato vine on
03:00 <JimmyJack> feel for ya
03:00 <BillyGoat> get stainless steel weilding wire'
03:00 <Excessive> mig wire
03:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
03:00 <Excessive> ye I know that's the shit
04:00 <Excessive> but might be more exp than the normal shit
04:00 <BillyGoat> i saw paper other day some bloke bought a chair for 10k or something a collectors item chair
04:00 <BillyGoat> its worth 36 mil now
04:00 <BillyGoat> got lower grade stainless
04:00 <Excessive> he must be wrapped then
04:00 <unveil> cool like in antiques roadshow or something?
04:00 <BillyGoat> like 304
04:00 <BillyGoat> umm
05:00 <BillyGoat> let me look
06:00 <Excessive> re: mig wire ........... I'd have to go to BOC gas n gear for that shit
06:00 <Excessive> I used to rent a gas bottle from them like years ago
06:00 <Excessive> for the mig that I had
06:00 <\blooDanDvapourruB> i like chairs
06:00 <simba> Boards of Canada
07:00 <BillyGoat> fuk i cant remeber now but was a chair or someshit madeout of gold
08:00 <\51MBA> nice
08:00 <\51MBA> gold is cool
08:00 <\51MBA> is silver worth nothing?
08:00 <BillyGoat> dont have to get mig wire from boc
08:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP
08:00 <BillyGoat> silver is worth money still
08:00 <\51M8A> ok ok
08:00 <Excessive> I remember when they were CIG
09:00 <\51M8A> i killed superman
10:00 <Saemon> saddam hussein had an ak-47 made out of gold
10:00 <Saemon> or was it ghaddafi?
10:00 <BillyGoat> dunno
11:00 <simba> lmaooooooo
11:00 <simba> whered u read that? yahoo news?
11:00 <Excessive> u wouldn't want the barrel to be gold, it's prolly buckle/melt too easy
11:00 <BillyGoat> i read it in the paper simba
11:00 <Excessive> it'll*
11:00 <simba> nobody is talking to you BillyGoat
12:00 <\51M8A> simba
12:00 <\51M8A> be nice
12:00 <\51M8A> :)
12:00 <simba> dont tell me what 2 do bitch
12:00 <\51M8A> i have mad cheese to eat
12:00 <BillyGoat> thats ok \51M8A, simba is jealous more people have been talking to me then him
12:00 <\51M8A> ahahaha i got called a bitch
13:00 <BillyGoat> i invading his irc turf
13:00 <simba> ur my bitch romeo!!!
13:00 <\51M8A> lol am not
13:00 <simba> BillyGoat : i was talking to saemon laughing at the dumb story he believed, sorry 2 get ur hopes up :~)
13:00 <BillyGoat> its very important too simba he is taken notice of on here
13:00 <simba> uh oh i triggered braunschweig
13:00 <simba> he'll be talking about me for another half hour now
14:00 <BillyGoat> emos dont trigger me up
14:00 <simba> Boring!
14:00 <BillyGoat> only respect blokes that are manly not girly, sorry simba
15:00 <alienated\Romeo> so who's hungry?
15:00 <simba> jeez still going lol
15:00 <JimmyJack> simba will the next liverpool match be on sopcast?
15:00 <simba> ive got shitloads of rice
15:00 <simba> yea should be
15:00 <alienated\Romeo> ooo rice
15:00 <JimmyJack> sweet
16:00 <simba> were playing in a few hours at 6:30am
16:00 <alienated\Romeo> rice kicks arse
16:00 <JimmyJack> AWESOME!
16:00 <JimmyJack> i'll stay up
16:00 <simba> think i have 2 nap before it
16:00 <simba> only like 7 games left
16:00 <JimmyJack> will a few hours nap be worth it?
16:00 <JimmyJack> prolly make u more tired
17:00 <BillyGoat> fuk soccer
17:00 <simba> i know im usually a bad napper but ill get to sleep until midday after it
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> you know it is strange but no chicks have said no things in the whole time ive been here
17:00 <JimmyJack> cool
17:00 <simba> yes they have
17:00 <alienated\Romeo> have not
17:00 <BillyGoat> simba been talking
17:00 <simba> Serenity said something as soon as you asked if there were women here
18:00 <Excessive> can u not watch it on yt afterwards or somethin simba?
18:00 <BillyGoat> he is a girl
18:00 <simba> yes but sif not watch liverpool live!!
18:00 <BillyGoat> simba has got no job so he cant even afford a vcr
18:00 <Excessive> ah rite
18:00 <simba> i spoil the result for myself otherwise
18:00 <JimmyJack> yeah it's hard to resist
18:00 <JimmyJack> looking at the scores
18:00 <simba> lol @ vcr
20:00 <Excessive> lol I gave a whole heap of porn vhs's to a friend like years ago and then I sold him my vcr lol
20:00 <simba> and then some lube
20:00 <simba> xD
20:00 <BillyGoat> lol
20:00 <BillyGoat> you sell the vcr cleaner with it ?
21:00 <BillyGoat> member back in the day the vcr had a remote with a cord on it 
21:00 <Excessive> was a gd vcr too, was only like a year or so old, Hitachi 6 head stereo etc etc
22:00 <BillyGoat> think i go to bed
22:00 <BillyGoat> gettin too old
22:00 <BillyGoat> nite kids
22:00 <simba> night baby
22:00 <simba> love u
22:00 <Excessive> I bought it brand new like in the time that DVD jus came in when I was up Newcastle way with work, good guys or somethin ......... was on spesch 300 bux or somethin
23:00 <Excessive> c yah Pete
23:00 <simba> i found this cool old amp that im going 2 buy a pre amp for and hopefully it sounds good
23:00 <Excessive> wat brand?
23:00 <JimmyJack> what time is it for you atm simba? cause my 6:30am might be different to yours
24:00 <JimmyJack> dont want to miss it
24:00 <simba> pioneer vsx-604s is the one
24:00 <simba> its 5 to 1
24:00 <simba> i mean 2
24:00 <simba> 1:55
24:00 <JimmyJack> cheers ty
25:00 <simba> prob on at 7 ?!!
25:00 <JimmyJack> yep
25:00 <JimmyJack> 7 
25:00 <Excessive> ummm preamp wise, if u're gd with a soldering iron, get a Jaycar kit, depends on how much cash u got .......... if u have cash, then jus buy a fckn mixer
25:00 <JimmyJack> in HD!
25:00 <JimmyJack> this is gonna rule
26:00 <simba> i found a good preamp for like 120 i think
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba i have nachos
26:00 <simba> i dont need a mixer and all that just the eqiupment for listening
26:00 <simba> me 2
26:00 <Excessive> mixer u can plug in x many devices/components
26:00 <alienated\Romeo> ;)~
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> i don't understand tech talk
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> probably never will
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> simba your my bitch
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> :P
27:00 <simba> ill be able to run a simple pre amp into that old ass pioneer wont i??
27:00 <alienated\Romeo> you fat bitch you
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> plug youRdick in simba
28:00 <simba> my gold plated asshole
28:00 <alienated\Romeo> have a wild ride 
29:00 <worthlessWhore> mary jane
29:00 <worthlessWhore> mary
29:00 <worthlessWhore> jane
29:00 <worthlessWhore> 4:20
29:00 <worthlessWhore> coffee
29:00 <worthlessWhore> weeeeeeeeeeeeeed
29:00 <worthlessWhore> smokesssssssssssss
29:00 <worthlessWhore> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
29:00 <Serenity> you worthless fuckbag
29:00 <Serenity> shut up
29:00 <Excessive> this is wat I have ........... but u prolly won't need phono inputs ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/427455_2608334262251_280098125_n.jpg
30:00 <simba> i wish i had a pair of technics
30:00 <simba> but i only have 1 tt and its for listening
30:00 <worthlessWhore> simba you got headphones?
30:00 <simba> im no Sir-Mix-A-Lot
30:00 <simba> yes
30:00 <worthlessWhore> ok cool
31:00 <worthlessWhore> i have too many fucked up files
31:00 <simba> can i use something like this with that old ass amp Excessive http://nadelectronics.com/products/turntables/PP-2-Phono-Preamplifier 
31:00 <Excessive> close up ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/390497_2271305356739_574246601_n.jpg
31:00 <uselessWHORE> simba do you like limewire?
31:00 <uselessWHORE> or mp3 rocket?
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> havent thought about that in a long time
32:00 <simba> frostwire/limewire is that still alive
32:00 <uselessWHORE> mmm
32:00 <uselessWHORE> maybe
32:00 <simba> is that how u get chewnz
32:00 <simba> mmm
32:00 <uselessWHORE> maybe not
32:00 <Excessive> wait wat do u want it for simba, turntable?
32:00 <simba> yes
32:00 <uselessWHORE> yep
32:00 <simba> just 1x
32:00 <Excessive> wat kindah speakers do u have?
33:00 <simba> none im waiting to get the right equipment then get those last
34:00 <fat_white_arse> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
34:00 <fat_white_arse> conessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
34:00 <simba> lol https://24.media.tumblr.com/a3e480f59b42963b652a4c22e763f7a9/tumblr_msth4eUni21s78fibo1_400.gif
34:00 <Excessive> ummmm if u want some gd shit (if u have cash) ring around at some sound and lighting hire joints and buy some second hand/exhire gear
35:00 <a> simba you got investments?
35:00 <JimmyJack> fuck she's hot
35:00 <a> ??? is she now?
35:00 <simba> im just hoping the old tech will work with the new
36:00 <simba> theres some crazy output coming out the tt that looks like bug antlers
36:00 <simba> im like where the hell does that go
36:00 <Excessive> phono input is phono input
36:00 <simba> i think its 4 the signal
36:00 <a> simba you must have a room full of all this stuff do you not?
36:00 <simba> not them
36:00 <simba> the other thing
36:00 <DreamSeller> :P: 
36:00 <DreamSeller> LOL 
36:00 <DreamSeller> that thing 
36:00 <DreamSeller> would go between your amp 
36:00 <DreamSeller> and your record player 
36:00 <Excessive> normally u'd have the 2 phono RCA's and the ground wire on the turntable
37:00 <simba> the preamp?
37:00 <simba> yea
37:00 <DreamSeller> yeah 
37:00 <a> im up all night to get lucky
37:00 <simba> i think the thing that was throwing me off is called a grounding pin?
37:00 <simba> ground wire thats porob it
38:00 <Excessive> I have 3KW of sound here that I can't enjoy cause I live in a fckn unit
38:00 <DreamSeller> yeah 
38:00 <DreamSeller> grounding wire 
38:00 <DreamSeller> most turntables these days have the ground wire taken out 
38:00 <DreamSeller> or they are digital so you don't need a preampe 
38:00 <DreamSeller> -e 
39:00 <simba> this 1 is new but old school belt driven 
39:00 <DreamSeller> good ol belt drives 
40:00 <DreamSeller> takes me back to when I first started mixing 
40:00 <Excessive> ye there's ppl that tie the ground wire to the audio ground/shield, though it doesn't work with all preamps/mixers, depends on the preamp design etc
40:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> theres nothing i could buy that would make me happy
42:00 <JimmyJack> back in a bit, going to watch vikings
43:00 <Excessive> I finally got hold of a 33/45 RPM tactile switch, second hand, from the deck doctor, he posted it to me free of charge, one of em on one of my 1200's has fcked out and one needs to press it a few times b4 it actually switches .......... so now jus to pull the thing apart and replace the switch
44:00 <simba> have u ever thought about renting ur decks out for a weekend 2 some cunts 
44:00 <simba> or something like that
44:00 <Excessive> nah, never
45:00 <Excessive> jus don't want cunts messin em up etc
45:00 <Excessive> not worth it really
45:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ps1 ps2 ps3 ps4
45:00 <simba> ps666
45:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> 8888
45:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> 4444
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> 9999
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> :P
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> 12 12 12
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> 13 13 13
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> 14 14 14
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ps 7
46:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> windows 9.0
47:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> windows 9.9
47:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> bannanas
47:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> drugs rule
47:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> only real winners take drugs
48:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ps420
49:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> i like to fish with dynomite
49:00 <Excessive> I got my decks back in 93 from Mark (Avsound) for 600 bux ea with cartridges ........... I rang him up and asked if he had any second hand decks for sale, he said no, he doesn't, but he could replace some hire gear with new stuff, so he pulled the decks out of Black Market and sold em to me and put in a new set
50:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> glad ive recovered from my hangover
50:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> Excessive got a cool lounge room to watch your movies?
51:00 <Excessive> 1200's back then were worth like 1200 to 1500 bux brand new dependin on where u got em from
51:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> i had a great one once
51:00 <Excessive> I hardly watch movies ^Baby_God|Romeo\
51:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ok
52:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> do you eat food?
52:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> i sure do
52:00 <Excessive> I eat bolts n nuts and drink oil
52:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ahaha
52:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> surely your kidding
53:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> swipe
53:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> your 
53:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> card
53:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> here
54:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> vegetable oil?
54:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> peanuts
54:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> bolts???
54:00 <Excessive> Penzoil
54:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ok ok
54:00 <Excessive> only the gd shit
54:00 <Excessive> TRW bolts
55:00 <Excessive> high tensile shit
56:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> you gunna make me lose my mind up in here up in here
56:00 <Excessive> say it once more
56:00 <simba> yall gon make me act a fool
57:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> here in up here in up mind my lose me make gunna you
57:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> :>
58:00 <simba> boys gotta make noise
58:00 <Excessive> though simba, seriously if u have abt 1000 bux to spend on gear, jus get some second hand stage gear like I said b4 from some sound and lighting mob
59:00 <simba> 1000!!
59:00 <simba> maybe 1 day, right now i think pickig that pre amp up will do me good
00:00 <simba> i think i have every thing else and i can see what needs 2 be upgraded
00:00 <simba> depends if the old ass amp works
00:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> simba you seem to know your shit
00:00 <simba> im Learning
00:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ok
00:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> cool
00:00 <simba> im on my Learners
00:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> ahh
01:00 <simba> are u a handyman romeo
01:00 <^Baby_God|Romeo\> yes sometimes
01:00 <Excessive> I didn't look at the amp b4, wat was it again?
02:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWbvYYzAzQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Cover of the Universal Song (Dec 10, 2012) 0:24 - Category: Comedy - 524,781 views - 11,965 likes (96.9%), 379 dislikes (3.1%)
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> pioneer vsx-604s
04:00 <Excessive> that's a receiver amp, not a power amp .......... doesn't it have phono inputs?
05:00 <simba> it does but has no slot 4 the grounding pin 
05:00 <Excessive> ah ......... tie the ground to 240 earth
07:00 <simba> earth ?
07:00 <Excessive> actually an easier option is to jus unscrew one of the chassis screws and tie it to the chassis at the back if u can, the chassis would be earthed anyways
07:00 <simba> f*** me ded
07:00 <drunk> American Pie - Don McLean (HQ).mp3
07:00 <drunk> the bogey man scares me
08:00 <drunk> i wanna be 12
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
11:00 <Excessive> u can't use a preamp with that amp dude, preamp (dependin on the design/supply rails) would take the phono up to plus and minus 15 volts
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> got invited out to city to pub have drinks with this awesome chick, stunner too
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
12:00 <Excessive> power amp line level*
12:00 <Excessive> and normal component line level is 5 volts
12:00 <drunk> i wonder what ugly people do to pass the time
13:00 <Saemon> jerk off to porn
13:00 <Saemon> duh
13:00 <drunk> i c
13:00 <Saemon> what do you do to past the time drunk?
13:00 <drunk> drink
13:00 <drunk> & smoke
13:00 <simba> ok thanx Excessive i have some more investigating 2 do
13:00 <Saemon> well the, looks like you got ya answer drunk.
13:00 <Saemon> ownt.
13:00 <Excessive> like I said, jus tie the ground to the amp's chassis
13:00 <Saemon> see what i did there drunk
14:00 <drunk> a huh
14:00 <drunk> ,
14:00 <Saemon> i turned it around, so that your the ugly person
14:00 <simba> where in the chassis?
14:00 <beehhh> fuck me dead
14:00 <beehhh> i love my ts gf
14:00 <drunk> im far from ugly
14:00 <Saemon> pics or you're lying.
14:00 <Excessive> at the back, one of the chassis screws that scews the metal panels together
15:00 <drunk> ...
15:00 <simba> oic
15:00 <Excessive> the base would be metal prolly, so that would be grounded
15:00 <simba> ok i c what ur saying
15:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
15:00 <beehhh> better than women
18:00 <simba> i love my ts gf
18:00 <Saemon> simba i love you
18:00 <Saemon> please be with me ok 
18:00 <Saemon> we're meant for eachother
18:00 <simba> cool wedding cake https://31.media.tumblr.com/8e8fdaec22956298e08b64363d5e5623/tumblr_inline_mfz5rwFGvM1r17fy2.jpg
19:00 <Saemon> i fucking love you simba you're my FUCKING SOULMATE
19:00 <simba> thanks
21:00 <beehhh> women are all fuct
21:00 <Bonny> yup
21:00 <Bonny> just like men are
22:00 <Excessive> lo Bonny \o.
22:00 <Bonny> yo
22:00 <Excessive> how's Perth 4 u?
22:00 <Bonny> great thanks 
22:00 <simba> 4 maur ok shes not here forget it
22:00 <Bonny> considering it started with me changing a flat tire
23:00 <Excessive> u in a hotel or u with friends or somethin Bonny?
23:00 <Bonny> with friend
23:00 <Excessive> k
23:00 <Bonny> I have lots of friends in perth
23:00 <Excessive> ye one of the chans I'm in they're all from Perth too
24:00 <Bonny> cool
26:00 <Excessive> check this shit out ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/248613_10151313182375758_985063434_n.jpg
27:00 <simba> driving is too powerful
27:00 <beehhh> perth is a crazy place
27:00 <simba> i feel too powerful behind the wheel
27:00 <simba> like im not allowed that kind of responsibility
28:00 <simba> or that it is a very great responsibility
28:00 <beehhh> cause Bonny lives there
28:00 <Bonny> I don't live in perth
29:00 <simba> mirza why do you always talk about perth and tasmania
30:00 <beehhh> because you live in adelaide
30:00 <Bonny> who lives in adelaide?
30:00 <simba> me
30:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
30:00 <simba> that doesnt answer anything!!!!
30:00 <Bonny> no it doesn't
31:00 <simba> Bonny i heard u r a big Cat
31:00 <simba> r u making ur way 2 adelaide for when we finally get to host u
31:00 <simba> (port)
31:00 <Bonny> a big cat?
32:00 <simba> yea like geelong
32:00 <Bonny> I'm a supporter of geelong cats
32:00 <simba> i know
32:00 <Excessive> check this dude out simba, would love to have his skills ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDSHI43Ql4o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
32:00 <simba> i heard you and bastardly one are road tripping to adelaide for a game
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: mixmaster mike-Scratch - All The Way Live (Aug 1, 2008) 9:15 - Category: Music - 120,675 views - 544 likes (98.9%), 6 dislikes (1.1%)
32:00 <Bonny> and no I won't be coming to adelaide
33:00 <simba> :P
33:00 <beehhh> im a supporter of essendon
33:00 <simba> ok nice
33:00 <beehhh> Hardy is my hero
33:00 <Bonny> do you believe all the rumours that are said? if you do you're a fool
33:00 <simba> who me?
33:00 <Bonny> yes you
33:00 <beehhh> James hardy
33:00 <simba> no certainly not... bastardly one told me, thats all
33:00 <simba> beehhh: james hird?
33:00 <Bonny> it seems you believe what is said on irc
34:00 <Bonny> b1 wouldn't say shit like that
34:00 <beehhh> Dr jackle and mr hird
34:00 <Bonny> unless it's sarcasm
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> jeez it was a joke ok
34:00 <simba> i admit i made it up ok 
34:00 <Bonny> thought so
34:00 <simba> Excessive did u ever like watching dj shadow mix vinyl
35:00 <simba> he seems incredible at it
35:00 <Bonny> that's how rumours start by making up shit
35:00 <Excessive> never heard of him
35:00 <simba> OH this 1 is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ArSb3lCc28
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Shadow 30 min Boiler Room DJ set (Jun 1, 2012) 31:45 - Category: Music - 457,895 views - 3,371 likes (94.1%), 210 dislikes (5.9%)
35:00 <simba> Bonny is like lindsay lohan shes tired of rumors starting
35:00 <Bonny> I wonder where loof is? he hasn't been on for 2 days
36:00 <simba> he was here just b4 and he will be back before sunrise
36:00 <Bonny> cool
38:00 <simba> i wonder if beehhh meant charlie hardy, this essendon player who .. died in the 60s...
43:00 <beehhh> mh307 made it to perth
43:00 <beehhh> with their 100 relatives for holidays
44:00 <beehhh> essendon were the glorious team back then
46:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah crash ........... happeh bitchin ladies \o.
47:00 <simba> beehhh, charlie hardy played in the 1920s
47:00 <simba> so youre lying or thinking of the wrong person
47:00 <simba> wb JimmyJack
47:00 <JimmyJack> ty :)
52:00 <beehhh> i lived in essendon
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk man fuck payin full price beers at pub today
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
03:00 <beehhh> i watched new 300 twice
03:00 <beehhh> sin city wont be as good thou
03:00 <beehhh> norell suck my knob like a lollypop
04:00 <beehhh> better than women and free of charge
04:00 <beehhh> i did the same to her
05:00 <beehhh> ms wong made her gf pragnant and now wanta get married
08:00 <simba> (◕ω◕)
27:00 <ZeroDistance> oh yeaaa get home n blaze up
30:00 <simba> http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2014/03/26/why-wu-tang-will-release-just-one-copy-of-its-secret-album/
30:00 <simba> good read
33:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/dce78c56f8a92c3ba8f4eff165216db6/tumblr_mm7ciweBUy1qk04z8o1_500.jpg
58:00 <ZeroDistance> fk me
58:00 <ZeroDistance> when friends do your head in
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont mind unloading but please start from point A and get to point B without trailing off.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking ping duckfucker!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ping
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig bonnies :D
04:00 <Bonny> k
08:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbCZaI313A
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miles Davis - Black Satin (Mar 24, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 67,554 views - 316 likes (97.8%), 7 dislikes (2.2%)
10:00 <simba> i made my dude on gta look like some kind of killer chauffer http://25.media.tumblr.com/55d2774779117901bd30d3e644c24119/tumblr_n31dcoc7101qmuxe9o1_500.jpg
12:00 <Bonny> he looks like a convicted cannabul with that mask on lol
12:00 <simba> masks rule
12:00 <Bonny> if you think so
12:00 <simba> i like 2 remin mysteriouse
13:00 <Bonny> cool
13:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
14:00 <simba> 4:1)
01:00 <simba> 1 hour until kick off
01:00 <ute> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395827426781.jpg
04:00 <simba> nice mouse juve
05:00 <simba> looks like a spaceship
05:00 <ute> :>
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn asshole laptop cunt shit :D
06:00 <Bonny> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a new pc next yr
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> well laptop
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> sold my pc
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt really use it 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh y u up bonnies?
13:00 <simba> ute r u ready for LFC i know u are
13:00 <simba> will u get it on the TV
15:00 <simba> up all night to get 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wassup simba
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u upto today?
21:00 <simba> living life 1/4 mile at a time - nothing else matters
21:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1236862_10153188640810252_1493745635_n.jpg
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> watched fast six with mate yesterday high as
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> was so good
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooooooooooo
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> chick to meet at some pub this  arvo lol
44:00 <Bonny> I'm in perth atm, PandasDontDrive
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for 8 30
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno why i dont just get a new screen door this is the third time the rivs have come out :?
55:00 <BlackDevil> why not just get the screen replaced
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> next time
19:00 <Moke> hey serenity u fucking mole
19:00 <Moke> i hope u die u fucking slut
26:00 <ute> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395828521725.jpg
27:00 <ute> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395828607110.jpg
28:00 <ute> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395829314997.png
52:00 <Pieter> Cos im soooooo fucking sexy
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn bored now
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Moke is a dumb fuckeregg
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cmon cmon handy maaaaaaaaan come fix ma doooorrr and polish ma knob!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> "It's the company we keep which effects the company we are"
23:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395868918519.gif
43:00 <Pieter> Ewww @ calling her a slut
43:00 <Pieter> Ya kidding right , no guy is desperate enough to touch her let alone go near her
44:00 <Pieter> Except for that horrid thing called a bf
44:00 <Pieter> *shudder*
52:00 <simba> lol BlackDevil
53:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> weeee
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 weeks and i shaved my arm and new ink looks so rad dude
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> super super storm trooper rad!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> duper..
10:00 <BlackDevil> lol?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> k so
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> BD
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno how i go on about inked chicks
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> well one asked me come pub later today drinks
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> super super sexiness too but seems aiight, but i dunno if i can be fucked with chicks atm cause gaming rules my life and that's why simba hates me.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> aannnd thats the only reason i typed all that :P
16:00 <simba> youve lost the plot
16:00 <Kynetic> is it just me or do apps that constantly harass you to register them make you not want to register them but pirate them instead??
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol dude
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> woke up ten pm been up since
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> waitin for handy man to fix door now so i can go shops
17:00 <simba> ive never needed 2 register an app
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> pay the devil his wage
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn 360 keeps signing out
18:00 <Kynetic> im happy to pay for certain apps but not when they harass me all the time with screens i cant close to register them.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta get neighbour to check my connection i think ey
18:00 <JimmyJack> just watched wolf of wall street
18:00 <Kynetic> then i wanna punch them
18:00 <Kynetic> JimmyJack nice
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> or learn how to do the shit myself
18:00 <simba> whats ur verdict loof
18:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
18:00 <simba> Ahh.
19:00 <simba> too long?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> loof is here?
19:00 <JimmyJack> me man
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> JimmyJack ur loofy?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ]LOOFY
19:00 <simba> i thought it was about <length of movie> too long
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> loofs
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta pic my arm today bro
19:00 <Kynetic> i thought it was pretty good.. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> can finally pic new shoulder ink!!!
19:00 <Loof> cool as
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> shaved arm b4
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a sick chick to meet later bro ^5
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> who got tats!
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
19:00 <Loof> nice
20:00 <Kynetic> if shes sick.. you might catch it.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCKEN
20:00 <Kynetic> :P
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> disconected from xbox live on 360 again
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is happenin all the fucken time
20:00 <Kynetic> try changing the cable
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox one is finebut
20:00 <Kynetic> thats the first thing id do anyway
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> um i think its cause my neighbour did somethin with my um
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> network?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> some shit
21:00 <Loof> my neighbour is jamming my wifi
21:00 <Loof> no shit
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna share my net with him till he gets his
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it didnt work
21:00 <Kynetic> na wouldnt be affecting only one device
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> its affecting laptop too
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> dcin
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> pages not loading
22:00 <Kynetic> eh?
22:00 <Kynetic> u on dsl?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> adsl2
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta get a new modem
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a 150
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> or watevs
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause he said mines like some shit
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> slow for these days 
23:00 <simba> maybe u have an adsl model
23:00 <simba> modem*
23:00 <Kynetic> yeah see i need a new modem too
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> netcomm wireless adsl
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
23:00 <simba> maybe it cant do adsl2 speedz
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah it can
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> somethins happened is all
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill shutup about it n assk him when i see him :P
24:00 <Kynetic> heh
24:00 <Kynetic> fkn POS
27:00 <Loof> can you believe my 2 year old can play gta, and he's fucking 2! blows me away
27:00 <Loof> well he'll be 3 soon
29:00 <shadsam> d
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mannng
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid bills to pay
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> telstra can fuck off on paying them 200 today
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> 100 is final
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> they fuck me over with broadband
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont give me the gig im sposed to have
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucker
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbl gonna go get some sex at the shoppin centre, u go in the mens and theres this mexican dude that feltches ur butt with a mop, its a wet slide but its stiff
36:00 <Pieter> Hrm
37:00 <Pieter> Whatever happened tofucking in the change rooms
40:00 <Loof> that's for homeless ppl
41:00 <Loof> and junkies
47:00 <Kelevra> Boom
50:00 <Loof> hey mel :)
51:00 <johninja> moarning
51:00 <Kelevra> Hey pat
51:00 <Kelevra> Mourning johninja 
52:00 <Kelevra> Moaning
52:00 <johninja> hey lover
52:00 <Kelevra> Morning
52:00 <johninja> mooning
56:00 <{LeE}>  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
56:00 <Kelevra> Hey low
56:00 <{LeE}> hi ho
57:00 <{LeE}> hey brew
57:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
57:00 <{LeE}> :P
57:00 <{LeE}> lols
58:00 <Loof> gulp http://dailybeautyandfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/margot-robbie-17.jpg
58:00 <Loof> should be illegal to be that hot
58:00 <johninja> Kelevra is going to give me a massage later
58:00 <johninja> fkn sore neck
58:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhh nice one
58:00 <Kelevra> I am?
58:00 <Kelevra> O.o
58:00 <johninja> yeh
59:00 <{LeE}> lol
59:00 <{LeE}> sucked in
59:00 <Kelevra> Change the poopy nappy when it comes and I will
59:00 <Kelevra> :P
59:00 <Kelevra> Negotiations nigger
59:00 <Loof> i'm still waiting for poop
59:00 <johninja> done
00:00 <Loof> last nappy was only pee
00:00 <Kelevra> Fuck I should've bartered more
00:00 <Kelevra> Pancakes or cheese burgers
00:00 <{LeE}> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> And a poop filled nappy
00:00 <{LeE}> i forgot milko
00:00 <Kelevra> Oh no!
00:00 <johninja> you hvn't even made pancakes for me yet
00:00 <{LeE}> u should eat the poop filled nappy
00:00 <Kelevra> John go get milk
00:00 <Kelevra> Haha
01:00 <Kelevra> Take my pink bike
01:00 <Kelevra> Haha
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <{LeE}> lol
01:00 <johninja> i'll get raped
02:00 <{LeE}> by a gay guy
02:00 <Kelevra> By me!
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
02:00 <Kelevra> I'm a proud gay black man
02:00 <Kelevra> My dick is huge
02:00 <johninja> that explains your gigantic penis then
03:00 <{LeE}> where is ur big black cock coz last i checked u had a pussy 
03:00 <{LeE}> lol
03:00 <Loof> maybe she tucked it
03:00 <Kelevra> Tucked ftw
03:00 <johninja> `ban Angelin
04:00 <Kelevra> Angelin
04:00 <{LeE}> LOL
04:00 <johninja> fk this a key
04:00 <Kelevra> Lol
04:00 <Kelevra> You're an a key
04:00 <Loof> oh got NEVER let her on irc
04:00 <johninja> hot
04:00 <{LeE}> :/
04:00 <johninja> haha Loof
04:00 <johninja> she will be badass
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <johninja> Heartbreaker
04:00 <{LeE}> very
05:00 <Kelevra> Haha
05:00 <Kelevra> She'll ruin austnet
05:00 <{LeE}> haha
06:00 <{LeE}> ur a freak ur self
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> YEAH BOY
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> got this yum rum
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> 80 proof
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
10:00 <Kelevra> Yum
10:00 <Kelevra> I like gin aswell
11:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhhhhhhh
11:00 <{LeE}> hi PandasDontDrive
14:00 <Kelevra> I don't mind this
14:00 <Lumeah> morning people 
16:00 <{LeE}> mind what 
20:00 <shadsam> joobers
20:00 <joober> shadsam?
20:00 <shadsam> braNd new hair shaver xd
20:00 <Lumeah> hi shadzy
20:00 <shadsam> hi lumeahs
21:00 <shadsam> ust shaved my pussy
21:00 <shadsam> i mean head
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <shadsam> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause you know that i love you
21:00 <Lumeah> ;) 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know that i need ya
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes i do
21:00 <shadsam> xd
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> noooo noooo nooooo, nah baby nah baby nah baby NAH BAAYYBEEEHH
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P shadzzzzzzzzzz :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> medz
22:00 <shadsam> yo dude
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye brav
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> suppnin?
22:00 <shadsam> gunna get some bourbons
22:00 <suprubberduck> word
22:00 <suprubberduck> bro
22:00 <suprubberduck> wait!!!
22:00 <shadsam> just payed for my galaxy s
22:00 <suprubberduck> get
23:00 <suprubberduck> Sailor Jerry spiced rum 80 proof
23:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy. 
23:00 <suprubberduck> 40 bucks at dan murphys
23:00 <suprubberduck> xD its swoit as!
23:00 <suprubberduck> lume <3
23:00 <shadsam> yeah true
23:00 <suprubberduck> u wana hear a song babe?
23:00 <suprubberduck> yeah bro
23:00 <shadsam> nice
23:00 <suprubberduck> i saw it and thought fuck captain morgan and this other one ima get this
23:00 <suprubberduck> xD
23:00 <shadsam> sailor jerry
23:00 <shadsam> imo
24:00 <suprubberduck> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf5SCotvtAM 4 lume :P
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet - We Gonna Take You Back (Lude)-Don't Leave Me (Nov 6, 2013) 5:01 - Category: Music - 1,800 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <suprubberduck> u will notice the da da da na na na is the same as tupacs i aint mad at ya but they did it first.
24:00 <suprubberduck> YEAH BRO
24:00 <suprubberduck> this shit rules
24:00 <suprubberduck> just i gotta go doc at lunch n i hate docs mang
25:00 <suprubberduck> so havin a snort o rum matttttttte
25:00 <shadsam> fully
25:00 <suprubberduck> weerdles
25:00 <shadsam> fully fully
26:00 <suprubberduck> ima be all romantic on fb with a post to see what happens with this chick rofl
26:00 <shadsam> rum owns
26:00 <suprubberduck> werd
26:00 <suprubberduck> da best bro
26:00 <suprubberduck> im kinda drinkin it cause i ditched my best friend for her being a cunny
26:00 <shadsam> stick ya toungue right up her bum
26:00 <suprubberduck> n rememberin the good times xD 
26:00 <suprubberduck> plus i better get my shit back off her
26:00 <suprubberduck> cunt
26:00 <shadsam> yea dude
26:00 <suprubberduck> shes pals with my mum so i guess they'll talk
26:00 <suprubberduck> yea bro
26:00 <suprubberduck> my mate
27:00 <shadsam> true
27:00 <shadsam> ciggy time imo
27:00 <suprubberduck> he goes on fb in priv chat "Its about time someone told her" then he went on about her and im thinkin no fucking shit
27:00 <suprubberduck> same bro
30:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
30:00 <prowl> shadsam, if you can't see pieter here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
30:00 <johninja> im ultra gay
30:00 <suprubberduck> fuckin asshole vid shit didnt fuckin link proper
30:00 <suprubberduck> `ping
30:00 <suprubberduck> !ping
30:00 <suprubberduck> !FUCK YOU PINGER
31:00 <suprubberduck> i gotta take like a computer course or some shit
31:00 <suprubberduck> technology can kiss my Jurassic ass.
32:00 <suprubberduck> fuck man been up since ten pm shads
32:00 <shadsam> wb mandy
32:00 <mandyjane> hey hey
32:00 <shadsam> lol dude
32:00 <shadsam> as u do
32:00 <Serenity> Pieter is really brave at 4am when im asleep
32:00 <suprubberduck> mate came over for like four hrs fkn he was geared up rofl didnt want ne weed so gave him a val
32:00 <suprubberduck> he fucken
32:00 <shadsam> i was dreamin
32:00 <suprubberduck> gave me a whole pouch of cigs for nothin
32:00 <shadsam> units for 30k
32:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllll
32:00 <suprubberduck> just cause im "the best friend he's had in forever"
32:00 <suprubberduck> like wtf man
32:00 <shadsam> dunnio
32:00 <mandyjane> oh god
32:00 <mandyjane> the scatter brains are awake
33:00 <suprubberduck> im a nice guy, i like to be nice to people, do people favours now and then.
33:00 <suprubberduck> legend!
33:00 <suprubberduck> now i got 3 pouches!
33:00 <mandyjane> and only half a brain!
33:00 <shadsam> just shavd me head and beard and mo off
33:00 <mandyjane> WINNING!
33:00 <suprubberduck> hahaha oh and he brought around 80 dollar fkn 12 yr old shit
33:00 <suprubberduck> let me have the last two shots
33:00 <shadsam> fark
33:00 <suprubberduck> after havin 4
33:00 <suprubberduck> he had 1
33:00 <suprubberduck> LOL
33:00 <mandyjane> you need a hot shot
33:00 <suprubberduck> aye
33:00 <mandyjane> pic shads
33:00 <suprubberduck> u say that again
34:00 <mandyjane> want me to say it again?
34:00 <suprubberduck> and ill shove a hot shot in your fucking neck you ugly whore
34:00 <mandyjane> coz i will
34:00 <suprubberduck> nah
34:00 <suprubberduck> nobody likes you mj
34:00 <suprubberduck> fuck off.
34:00 <mandyjane> rubbish
34:00 <BillyGoat> fuk upo ya drug addict
34:00 <suprubberduck> you know what a hot shot is bitch?
34:00 <mandyjane> yes i do
34:00 <suprubberduck> yea
34:00 <suprubberduck> that how you get a guy
34:00 <suprubberduck> pill him
34:00 <suprubberduck> dick hard
34:00 <suprubberduck> then the shot
34:00 <CannibalClown> looool
34:00 <suprubberduck> fuck the dead guy
34:00 <suprubberduck> only way your ugly arse gets anythin
35:00 <suprubberduck> piss off cunnywhore.
35:00 <mandyjane> i'ma get a light tube, put the white powder into ur crack bag and watch you shoot it up
35:00 <BillyGoat> suprubberduck is proud to be a drug addict
35:00 <mandyjane> bleed from every orifice
35:00 <suprubberduck> mj
35:00 <mandyjane> no
35:00 <suprubberduck> i seen a pic of you
35:00 <mandyjane> so
36:00 <suprubberduck> looks like meteors hit your face at tremendous velocity
36:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
36:00 <mandyjane> yes mate
36:00 <BillyGoat> lol
36:00 <suprubberduck> mate
36:00 <suprubberduck> we pirates now?
36:00 <mandyjane> no you're still a junkie
36:00 <suprubberduck> arrrgh matey ya face looks worse than Black Beards asshole!
37:00 <mandyjane> nonsense
37:00 <BillyGoat> must live a shit life having to take drugs 
37:00 <mandyjane> my face is perdy
37:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1557712_305365096277138_581784265_n.jpg
38:00 <shadsam> billygoat looks like kamarl
38:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn hatin my net
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
38:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllll
38:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway mj
38:00 <BillyGoat> indeed
38:00 <ZeroDistance> im just messin dood
38:00 <BillyGoat> i got the voice too 
38:00 <ZeroDistance> she does look like a dude
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lolz
38:00 <ZeroDistance> ay shads bro
38:00 <shadsam> yo
38:00 <ZeroDistance> post me a link of some chill as fuck shit u made
38:00 <ZeroDistance> so i can bliss out a while before lunch time bro
38:00 <ZeroDistance> brb cig
38:00 <shadsam> k
39:00 <BillyGoat> ZeroDistance looks like loofs wife, a gook
39:00 <ZeroDistance> that'd go over well within my personal space, BillyGoat.
39:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
39:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2
39:00 <shadsam> whole lot
39:00 <ZeroDistance> cheers bro bbs
39:00 <ZeroDistance> sick
39:00 <ZeroDistance> ill come back n talk shit
39:00 <BillyGoat> that just proves your gay too 
40:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn
40:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta meet this chick
40:00 <shadsam> billygooose
40:00 <BillyGoat> bloke*
40:00 <ZeroDistance> BillyGoat
40:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck is BillyGoat
40:00 <ZeroDistance> rippin off my goat_on_a_hill nick
40:00 <BillyGoat> ZeroDistance how come you claim you got all these chicks yet your always on here 
40:00 <shadsam> lol
40:00 <ZeroDistance> Ur Goat-Ass bro
40:00 <BillyGoat> and drugged out?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> uno what goat arse is?
40:00 <shadsam> goat ass
40:00 <ZeroDistance> it's a dirty old man in prison u stuck with to fuck n be fucked by
41:00 <ZeroDistance> get you a real goat
41:00 <shadsam> thats simbas BF
41:00 <ZeroDistance> dirty cunt
41:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
41:00 <ZeroDistance> pm shadz
41:00 <shadsam> k
41:00 <BillyGoat> haha pm
41:00 <ZeroDistance> kk
41:00 <BillyGoat> hiding ya fondness for each other 
41:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck off goat ass
41:00 <ZeroDistance> probably got hiv or some shit
42:00 <ZeroDistance> you jealous you got nobody to talk to? not even a dick to errect to spank and whisper to, "I love you baebz"
42:00 <ZeroDistance> GOAT ASS IN THE HIZZOUSE!
42:00 <mandyjane> hey guys
42:00 <mandyjane> just wondering
43:00 <ZeroDistance> yo man
43:00 <ZeroDistance> soz bout b4 mj
43:00 <BillyGoat> jealous of no one to talk to on here?
43:00 <BillyGoat> lol
43:00 <mandyjane> breast feeding in public: yes or no?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> depends
43:00 <mandyjane> on?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> where
43:00 <ZeroDistance> and time
43:00 <mandyjane> shops
43:00 <mandyjane> doctors
43:00 <ZeroDistance> like
43:00 <BillyGoat> ZeroDistance your on drugs all the time to get away from life
43:00 <mandyjane> the park
43:00 <mandyjane> anywhere
43:00 <ZeroDistance> if she did it during a movie
43:00 <ZeroDistance> id be pissed off
43:00 <ZeroDistance> because cmon
43:00 <ZeroDistance> kids hearing
43:00 <ZeroDistance> etc
43:00 <mandyjane> what
43:00 <ZeroDistance> breasticles are just big fat bags who gives a shit
43:00 <mandyjane> go have a big sleep mate
44:00 <ZeroDistance> nah well u asked asshole
44:00 <ZeroDistance> fucking, asshole
44:00 <ZeroDistance> look
44:00 <ZeroDistance> honest injin
44:00 <ZeroDistance> i wouldnt like seein u breast feed in public
44:00 <BillyGoat> ZeroDistance if she wanted to listen to an asshole she would have farted
44:00 <mandyjane> considering my only child is 6.. i wouldnt like to see me breast feed at all
44:00 <ZeroDistance> id walk straight into kfc and eat a bucket then throw it up back into the bucket
44:00 <ZeroDistance> lol bg
44:00 <ZeroDistance> u have a kid?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> soz didnt know
45:00 <BillyGoat> ZeroDistance you wouldnt see her in public you never leave your house
45:00 <ZeroDistance> when the fuck did that happen, like 6yrs ago?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
45:00 <BillyGoat> you like pieter
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> do i like him?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> as in, a lover?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> im already dating stebie
47:00 <BillyGoat> your same personailty as him
47:00 <BillyGoat> both mentally challanged
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> meetin one girl after
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> askin another one out
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb bro
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> JimmyJack i got a song for u bro
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sage Francis - Rewrtie
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rewrite
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill find it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'll make u feel good loofs when u felt bad like u did the other day ;)
56:00 <JimmyJack> sweet bro
56:00 <JimmyJack> i'll have a listen
56:00 <JimmyJack> you heard about that wu tang album
56:00 <JimmyJack> only going to be one copy
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJwT18C4P4
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sage Francis: Rewrite (lyrics) (Jul 5, 2008) 3:25 - Category: Music - 46,873 views - 226 likes (95.8%), 10 dislikes (4.2%)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> listen to it now bro
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> its fucken dope rofl
56:00 <BillyGoat> lol more druggies
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got it on now gonna cig to it n pump it loud brb
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> plaaaaaaay it NOW JimmyJack!!!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> INTERTWINED SOULS OF THE UNIVERSE!
58:00 <BillyGoat> get a job PandasDontDrive
59:00 <mandyjane> narh too busy being a junkie
59:00 <JimmyJack> me?
59:00 <BillyGoat> panda
59:00 <Pieter> i like how its always others who call people druggies
59:00 <Pieter> atleast we know whats going through heir head
59:00 <BillyGoat> thats because you are
00:00 <Pieter> its the  ones who mention drugs constantly who have thei issue with it
00:00 <Pieter> theiyre the druggies not us
00:00 <BillyGoat> of course, people that dont take drugs have better morals then those who do 
00:00 <BillyGoat> thats why they have an issue 
02:00 <JimmyJack> billygoat is pretty tough behind a screen
02:00 <JimmyJack> it's quite scary
02:00 <BillyGoat> yes, must be pretty tough to take drugs 
02:00 <JimmyJack> country boys cant fight for shit though
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> a job
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb fucking shit
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got offered one of my DREAM JOBS CUNT
02:00 <JimmyJack> too busy fucking their sisters
03:00 <BillyGoat> nor can people that sit on a pc all day and take drugs
03:00 <JimmyJack> lol BillyGoat on here 24/7 and claims he has a job LOL!
03:00 <JimmyJack> funny
03:00 <suprubberduck> weird
03:00 <BillyGoat> lol 24/7 
04:00 <BillyGoat> its 8 am here
04:00 <BillyGoat> what time is it over there JimmyJack
04:00 <BillyGoat> most people at work by 10am  boy
09:00 <Pieter> BillyGoat am\nd his lame attempts
09:00 <Pieter> i love how people are lonely and they keep being lonely due to retardation :)
10:00 <Pieter> bbl
10:00 <Pieter> casino time :)
25:00 <Kelevra> Cashino
25:00 <johninja> lol they let piet into crown?
25:00 <johninja> tht place hs gone downhill
25:00 <Kelevra> Sos your face
25:00 <Kelevra> '-.-'-:-) -'
26:00 <BillyGoat> he prob be at a poker machine in a pub corner
26:00 <BillyGoat> throwin in 10 cent pieces he picks off the ground 
26:00 <johninja> :d
29:00 <ZeroDistance> i hate my net
30:00 <ZeroDistance> telstra can suck my fucking 7 n a half inch chub
33:00 <BillyGoat> cant you afford decent net?
36:00 <Q{{_romeo> hai hotties
37:00 <Q{{_romeo> <--- has rewards for hotties today
37:00 <Q{{_romeo> hotties, pls pm me for sweet loving words
38:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
39:00 <Q{{_romeo> ^ pls note above examples of bad irc man
40:00 <BillyGoat> knife ya Q{{_romeo
41:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- not a fighter
41:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- a warrior fresh from a fight light BillyGoat 
41:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- not* a warrior fresh from a fight light BillyGoat 
42:00 <Q{{_romeo> light=like
42:00 <Q{{_romeo> oh man
42:00 <Q{{_romeo> im tired
42:00 <Q{{_romeo> no enery to type and toy with BillyGoat !
43:00 <Q{{_romeo> energy*
47:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/doctorpcircus/the-sound-of-science
50:00 <ZeroDistance> im under pressure, the stress i haves got me drinkin thinkin niggas after me too paranoid to blink!
50:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
53:00 <ZeroDistance> “With thee conversing I forget all time,
53:00 <ZeroDistance> All seasons and their change, all please alike.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> Sweet is the breath of morn, her rising sweet,
53:00 <ZeroDistance> With charm of earliest birds; pleasant the sun
53:00 <ZeroDistance> When first on this delightful land he spreads
53:00 <ZeroDistance> His orient beams, on herb, tree, fruit, and flower,
53:00 <ZeroDistance> Glistering with dew; fragrant the fertile earth
53:00 <ZeroDistance> After soft showers; and sweet the coming on
53:00 <ZeroDistance> too bad, good poem dumb ban trigger!
08:00 <Q{{_romeo> pay me and i will tentatively agree
22:00 <Q{{_romeo> any cuties available at moment?
23:00 <BillyGoat> i am cute and not available
24:00 <Q{{_romeo> oh purlease
24:00 <Q{{_romeo> <--- not into beastiality today
24:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{_romeo your always craving for my attention
25:00 <Q{{_romeo> that is totally false for last hr
25:00 <BillyGoat> only the last hour bubba
26:00 <Q{{_romeo> u distacting from real cuties BillyGoat 
26:00 <Q{{_romeo> please be considered
27:00 <Q{{_romeo> ur distracting me*
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> no cuties around to pm me at moment
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> i guess i can pass time by chatting to u BillyGoat 
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> but pls dont get ideas
29:00 <BillyGoat> only the cutest become a distraction
32:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://media.theage.com.au/featured/turnbull-pokes-fun-at-the-knights-and-dames-5297690.html
34:00 <BillyGoat> my dick is 1 inch length
34:00 <abc> yippee!
36:00 <BillyGoat> do you want too lick it Q{{_romeo?
37:00 <Q{{_romeo> i'd have to roast it first
38:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/1012887_636802409723008_1718000397_n.jpg
38:00 <BillyGoat> knock u head off u shoulder Excessive
39:00 <Excessive> ye, knock yah block orff moaite!
39:00 <BillyGoat> spear ya 
39:00 <BillyGoat> i ride past your house today spear ya letterbox cunt
39:00 <BillyGoat> oin me BMX
40:00 <Excessive> don't forget ur water pistol, jus in case u wannah do a ride by
40:00 <BillyGoat> ye
40:00 <BillyGoat> electric one on the handle bars
41:00 <BillyGoat> i cbf workin today
43:00 <Excessive> do u get high at work from the thinners or the wax n grease remover man?
43:00 <BillyGoat> probarly
44:00 <BillyGoat> thinners would get you high, now an then i spendf an hour cleanin my soray guns feel bit high after
44:00 <Excessive> ever put thinners in ur carby, apparently it goes like a rocket .......... though don't use it as a fuel, it'd be too dry
45:00 <BillyGoat> yeah burns fast
45:00 <BillyGoat> burns pretty clean
45:00 <BillyGoat> wax grease remover burns dirty
45:00 <BillyGoat> i got those pump up spray bottles makes a good flame thrower
45:00 <Excessive> :D
46:00 <BillyGoat> once i had paint a job anthe booth was full of mozzies an i had no bug killer so i flamed them all with it
46:00 <BillyGoat> worked very effectively 
46:00 <Excessive> eheh
47:00 <Excessive> ever done GT stripes? apparently ppl hate doin em ......... too much fckin around with gettin it all lined up spot on etc
48:00 <BillyGoat> done stripes before, people dont like doing it because you have to charge alot to make a decent dollar out of it
48:00 <Excessive> rite
48:00 <BillyGoat> and ppl dont want too pay much a reason why i dont do any resto, show cars or jobs for car enthusiasts
48:00 <BillyGoat> plus very boring
49:00 <BillyGoat> make much better $ insurance work 
49:00 <Excessive> ye
50:00 <BillyGoat> car enthusiasts are dickheadas
50:00 <Excessive> I had a job done to one of the co cars I had with work once, rang one of them touch up guys, he was pretty gd, got the colour matched perfectly with his lappy and scales etc ......... he was a pom
51:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
51:00 <BillyGoat> colour matchin is the hardest
52:00 <BillyGoat> did he match it or just mixed it an painted it?
52:00 <Excessive> though he was spewin with applyin it, cause the factory paint would bubble around the edges n shit, he kept usin the bees wax rag a lot
53:00 <Excessive> oh he jus mixed from the colour codin (paint number) on the car
54:00 <BillyGoat> buffin his blend out
54:00 <BillyGoat> wish ours was like ythat
54:00 <BillyGoat> everytime i mix a colour i got to fuck around with it
55:00 <BillyGoat> i just bought a new toy that makes it easier but
56:00 <Excessive> I had him do 2 jobs for me actually, the company car I was talkin abt and then on a car that I had, some cunt keyed it and I wanted him to fix it, though I had the passanger side done cause I side swiped it around a telegraph pole and the panel shop didn't match it properly ......... it was white ........ he said to me straight away "too much yellow in it"
58:00 <BillyGoat> yheah
58:00 <BillyGoat> some places have useless cunts workin there
58:00 <BillyGoat> either not skilled or lazy
03:00 <Serenity> nice and quiet in here these days
03:00 <Serenity> good job everyone
04:00 <The_Baron> took a lot of dedication to make things this dull
05:00 <Serenity> it did
05:00 <Serenity> real team effort
07:00 <Excessive> oi Pete ............. is matt black hard to do? ........ I seen some shit jobs (like the car looked like a whole heap of stains) and then I seen some gd ones with the whole car lookin all nice and smooth
08:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIKWYwcyiV0
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: X-ray movie shows how fly beats its wings (Mar 25, 2014) 0:40 - Category: Science and Technology - 8,710 views - 114 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
08:00 <BillyGoat> its harder
08:00 <Excessive> would fckn hate to have a matt black paint job in summer though
08:00 <Excessive> with no aircon etc*
08:00 <BillyGoat> got pput it on heavy and very slow hardner and thinners
09:00 <BillyGoat> it goes patchy coz been put on too light and dried too fast 
09:00 <Excessive> right
09:00 <Serenity> are you a painter BillyGoat?
10:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
10:00 <Serenity> oh cool
11:00 <Serenity> i was thinking about doing a spray painting course but then i realised im a girl. and it doesnt seem like something many chicks would be doing
12:00 <BillyGoat> there are some girls that do it but if you want to have more kids stay away
12:00 <BillyGoat> stay away period, its a shit job
12:00 <Serenity> i wont be having more kids
12:00 <Excessive> talkin abt "t00ls" and their done up cars with fckn tonnes of chrome on the engine etc (chrome rocker covers n shit) ......... I mean for show mabbe yes, though for street drivin it's fckn baaaaaaaaaad ......... it jus keeps all the heat in etc
13:00 <Serenity> im guessing it doesnt pay very well?
13:00 <BillyGoat> some jobs are good some bad
13:00 <BillyGoat> i get % rather then hourly rate
14:00 <BillyGoat> paint a new front bumper sometimes only takjes 45 mins
14:00 <BillyGoat> you get about $120
14:00 <Serenity> ohh ok
14:00 <BillyGoat> sometimes yoy get a job takes you 3-4 hours an only get 120
14:00 <Serenity> one of those can be good but can be shit things
14:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
15:00 <BillyGoat> then by the time you pay rent for floor space, equipment an all that dosnt end up that good sometimes
15:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity mate http://i.imgur.com/UPX3j.jpg
16:00 <Serenity> thanks BlackDevil that was great
16:00 <BlackDevil> anything for a mate
16:00 <BillyGoat> u good at drawin Serenity?
17:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo whats for dinner?
17:00 <BillyGoat> depends where you taking him BlackDevil
17:00 <BlackDevil> no where
17:00 <BlackDevil> i think were staying in
17:00 <BillyGoat> have a picnic
17:00 <Lumeah> where's my boys.. lok
18:00 <BlackDevil> to dark now
18:00 <Excessive> I sometimes see dickheads blarin their subwoofers etc ........... and their fckn number plates buzzin with the beat cause they haven't thought abt puttin cushioning between the number plate and the car/panel
18:00 <BillyGoat> lol
18:00 <BillyGoat> they been watchin too much fat piza
18:00 <BillyGoat> pizza
20:00 <Serenity> not overly great at drawing
20:00 <Serenity> im a killer with a rattle pack though LOL
21:00 <BlackDevil> draw a penis
21:00 <CannibalClown> :}
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <Serenity> only if i can draw one on your face BlackDevil
21:00 <CannibalClown> too late
22:00 <Lumeah> forehead... 
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <CannibalClown> theres a real one there
22:00 <Excessive> I used to like doin engines in my late teens, esp swappin cranks with some other crank from another "larger" engine etc ......... I'd rather do an engine than do fckn body work
22:00 <BillyGoat> lol
22:00 <BillyGoat> thats why i hate it Excessive
22:00 <BillyGoat> borin
22:00 <Lumeah> body works tedious 
23:00 <BillyGoat> taht why like the little jobs every 20 mins doing soemthing diff
23:00 <BillyGoat> slap em out for eassy money 
23:00 <BlackDevil> i already have a penis on my face Serenity
24:00 <Q{{_romeo> where u get it from BlackDevil 
25:00 <Crip> http://i.imgur.com/ufr5yrT.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <BillyGoat> one good thing though Excessive
25:00 <Lumeah> rof.. 
26:00 <BillyGoat> everyone sees the work you do on the body
26:00 <BillyGoat> not many see whats done on thbe engine
26:00 <Q{{_romeo> how much it cost to get car gold plated
26:00 <Lumeah> no it has to go tho and sound ok
26:00 <Lumeah> lol gold plated... 
27:00 <BlackDevil> yours Q{{_romeo who else?
27:00 <Q{{_romeo> by electrolysis
27:00 <Excessive> one of the Geminis I had, I spun a bearing in the 1600 and ended up gettin a cheap 1800 from a Rodeo ........ so I didn't want to go to the RTA hastle of puttin in the Rodeo engine, so I used the crank and pistons out of it and had everythin machined to fit, this was in the days when the VN's and VP's were the all new caners ......... I used to fckn blow all them off the road, even gave a few V8's a gd go
27:00 <Q{{_romeo> thats not true BlackDevil 
27:00 <Q{{_romeo> i still got mine
27:00 <Q{{_romeo> unless u 3D print replica
27:00 <BlackDevil> i did it in your sleep
28:00 <BlackDevil> put it on my face and drew around it
28:00 <BlackDevil> then had it tattooed
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> i not licenced to u BlackDevil 
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> pls pay lic fee
28:00 <BillyGoat> easy maake a car sound good Lumeah
28:00 <BillyGoat> just an exhaust system
29:00 <Q{{_romeo> want to make car sound proof
29:00 <Excessive> exhaust and cam*
29:00 <BillyGoat> gemini lil light car
29:00 <Q{{_romeo> want complete silent while driving
29:00 <BillyGoat> stop talkin then ya get it 
29:00 <BlackDevil> watch this prank http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=736_1395881120
30:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Machine Gun Attack On Strangers(GUY PULLS OUT GUN!) (Date: Mar-26-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 2997 - Played: 3489
30:00 <Lumeah> i miss my rodeo :(
30:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/gold-plated-lamborghini_n_3942473.html
30:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha Lumeah
30:00 <BillyGoat> i was just about to say
30:00 <Excessive> u don't see many ol school cars around these days anymore, like the Toranas, GT's, Chargers, Monaros, etc
30:00 <BillyGoat> i love my rodeo
30:00 <BillyGoat> i just bought one :D
30:00 <Q{{_romeo> i can train to be a rodeo Lumeah 
30:00 <BillyGoat> i doin torana n vali atm
31:00 <Q{{_romeo> let me work cost and benefit and get funding for my tuition
31:00 <BillyGoat> fuk i wish i never started now 
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <BillyGoat> what rodeo you have Lumeah
32:00 <BillyGoat> i borrowed mine off my mate, he was sellin it and i resprayed it for him, borrowed it for a month then the bank hassled me out to get a loan so i bought the cunt
32:00 <shadsam> hiyas
32:00 <BillyGoat> knife ya shadsam
32:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
32:00 <Lumeah> i had a lx long wheelbase white 2000 model
32:00 <BillyGoat> ah k k
33:00 <BillyGoat> they are good model
33:00 <BillyGoat> why ya sell for
33:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam go visit Serenity
33:00 <BlackDevil> she is crying
33:00 <Q{{_romeo> i got rodeo chaps already
33:00 <Lumeah> i kinda broke it
33:00 <Q{{_romeo> i got the hat too
33:00 <BillyGoat> ohhhhh
33:00 <BillyGoat> naughty you
33:00 <Lumeah> lol... 
33:00 <Q{{_romeo> :o u talking about cars
33:00 <Lumeah> *cries*
33:00 <Excessive> u know u can have 4.2 ltrs from ur Buick Commodore V6 ........... with a Ford Explorer crank/bottom end ....... it's the same engine, jus diff top end
35:00 <Q{{_romeo> rodeo leather chaps helps protect my soft inner thighs
35:00 <Q{{_romeo> it works
35:00 <BillyGoat> tere there lumeah
35:00 <shadsam> it works
36:00 <Lumeah> yeah. 
36:00 <BillyGoat> ill chuck you in the back of the tray in mine take youyr for a drive so you can reminece
36:00 <BillyGoat> reminesce
36:00 <Lumeah> lol ;) 
36:00 <BillyGoat> and know engraving your name on the floor ok
36:00 <Lumeah> in the back huh? 
36:00 <BillyGoat> no*
36:00 <BillyGoat> yes maam
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
37:00 <Q{{_romeo> talk more about cowboy rodeo Lumeah 
37:00 <Q{{_romeo> not rodeo carrrrr
37:00 <Lumeah> like truck. :)(
38:00 <BillyGoat> yours pet or desiel?
38:00 <Lumeah> what's yours billy? 
38:00 <BillyGoat> ra 2006
38:00 <Lumeah> pet 
38:00 <BillyGoat> only thing i hate when i have to overtake takes a lonnnnnng run up
38:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
39:00 <Lumeah> was si comphy
39:00 <Lumeah> yeah
39:00 <Excessive> I was gonnah buy an old Rover once cause I had ideas abt its engine in a Gemini, it had a 2.8 ltr alloy V8 in it ............. but I didn't have anywhere to put the thing at the time etc, so I got over the idea not long after
39:00 <Lumeah> hi pietey ;) 
39:00 <BlackDevil> has Lumeah seen your fap video Pieter?
39:00 <Pieter> Lumeah: tell everyone how we're fucking !
39:00 <Pieter> they all wanna know
40:00 <Pieter> possibly BlackDevil
40:00 <Pieter> hehe
40:00 <shadsam> fap
40:00 <Lumeah> lol pietey darling.. i haven't even cybered you sorry mate 
40:00 <Lumeah> lol
43:00 <BillyGoat> i got like over 100 cans of jacks stock piled
43:00 <Lumeah> lol
43:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, where's the fckn fan remote
44:00 <Excessive> ?
44:00 <shadsam>  ?
44:00 <Lumeah> dunno dude
44:00 <Excessive> oh got it .......... was down the couch, under the cushions
45:00 <Lumeah> with your dildo? 
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <BillyGoat> i hate like you hardley moved an ya los something you just had an it takes for ever to find it 
45:00 <BillyGoat> lol Lumeah
45:00 <BlackDevil> pieter http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395888115545.jpg
45:00 <BillyGoat> maybe its the remote for the dildo 
45:00 <BillyGoat> total hands free
45:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsbabe
45:00 <prowl> shadsam, pietsbabe? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember pietsbabe.
45:00 <Excessive> poor attemp Lumeah
45:00 <Excessive> t
46:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
46:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 10 hours 10 minutes ago (26.03. 02:35) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 23 seconds there.
46:00 <shadsam> lolol
46:00 <Lumeah> that yours black? 
46:00 <BillyGoat> shadsam come round for some gasoline to consume
46:00 <BlackDevil> it is
46:00 <shadsam> knife ya
47:00 <Lumeah> see serenity i get penis picks. lol
47:00 <BillyGoat> machete ya 
47:00 <shadsam> pieter http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395888115545.jpg
47:00 <shadsam> rofl
47:00 <Pieter> Ill check it later
47:00 <Pieter> Doing something
48:00 <shadsam> k
48:00 <Excessive> meh ............ I'mnah go n do some shoppin, bbl
48:00 <shadsam> im listening to psytrance
48:00 <shadsam> cya bro
48:00 <Lumeah> byes.. lol
48:00 <BlackDevil> more shit music shadsam?
48:00 <Excessive> \o.
49:00 <shadsam> it is a bit shitty BlackDevil
50:00 <Shadowgate> lol
50:00 <shadsam> lololol
50:00 <shadsam> laugh
50:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil is hilarious shadowgate
50:00 <shadsam> hahahaha
50:00 <shadsam> lol
52:00 <BlackDevil> ?
52:00 <BlackDevil> you like skrillex
55:00 <Q{{_romeo> good to also see male penis admirer urself shadsam 
57:00 <shadsam> * shadsam: You're not a channel (half)operator
58:00 <shadsam> hes good BlackDevil
58:00 <shadsam> brb
59:00 <BlackDevil> he just hits play on his mac
00:00 <shadsam> hehe
00:00 <shadsam> i do morethan that
01:00 <shadsam> brb dj
01:00 <shadsam> xd
01:00 <shadsam> voice me
01:00 <BlackDevil> `v0ice Shadowgate
02:00 <shadsam> k
02:00 <shadsam> thanks anyways
03:00 <BlackDevil> lol http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395861766248.jpg
12:00 <shadsam> hiya frayed
12:00 <frayedknot> hi there shadsam 
12:00 <shadsam> :))
12:00 <shadsam> bbs
13:00 <frayedknot> cool, someone still operates a bbs
13:00 <Excessive> k, back
14:00 <abc> i love dolmades
14:00 <Excessive> ye, gd shit
16:00 <Excessive> got 15 bux worth of marinated anchovies from Thomas Dux as well
16:00 <Excessive> fckn mad shit too
16:00 <BlackDevil> n her 8th birthday, Yucaipa girl donates 14 inches of her hair to Wigs for Kids
16:00 <abc> anchovies .. yum yum
17:00 <Excessive> ye, fish, gd for yah brain
17:00 <abc> anchovies are so salty they negate any other health benefits 
17:00 <Excessive> nah these r not the salty type
18:00 <Excessive> these r fresh like but marinated in oil
18:00 <abc> are they sardines then?
18:00 <Excessive> kindah lookin like sardines
18:00 <Excessive> but anchovies
18:00 <abc> yep anchovies are usually in filets and salty
18:00 <abc> not whole fish
19:00 <abc> sardines are nice too .. especially deep fried
19:00 <abc> white bait is ok too .. had that at a restaurant recently
19:00 <abc> and it looks like ordinary bait
19:00 <abc> tastes delish
19:00 <Excessive> ye these r fillets too, jus marinated in oil and ......... lemon I think cause they're savoury
20:00 <abc> ok never seen them like that
20:00 <Excessive> go to Thomas Dux and have a look in the deli section
20:00 <abc> i am in perth
20:00 <Excessive> ah 
21:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, one tic
22:00 <Excessive> this is wat they r ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1528750_10200755506284637_1189686563_n.jpg
22:00 <abc> we have the re store and kakulas brothers
23:00 <abc> they are too big for anchovies
23:00 <abc> i reckon they are sardines
23:00 <Excessive> well that's wat they have em sellin as
25:00 <abc> they look like muellies or whatever 
25:00 <abc> that we use for bait
26:00 <abc> when you want to catch something bigger than a gobblyguts
26:00 <abc> or blowie
26:00 <Excessive> haven't been fishin in ages
26:00 <Excessive> not many gd spots in sydney
26:00 <abc> same here
27:00 <abc> you have to go down south or up north is good .. dampier .. fantastic fishing 
27:00 <Excessive> ye, rather north than south here
27:00 <abc> you can catch fish at woodmans point jetty .. someone caught a 2 metre shark there recently
29:00 <Excessive> ye friend of mine goes all the time, though he jus fishes for fun, he doesn't eat em, I keep tellin him "man u catch the thing and then u throw it back wounded for other fish to come n eat it"
29:00 <abc> i love fresh fish
29:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.thepinnaclelist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1-Gold-Plated-Lamborghini-Aventador-640x316.jpg
32:00 <DreamSeller> `seen bastardly
32:00 <prowl> DreamSeller, bastardly? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember bastardly.
32:00 <DreamSeller> `seen bastardly_one
32:00 <prowl> DreamSeller, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 hours 33 minutes ago (26.03. 20:58) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 1 hour 12 minutes there.
32:00 <Serenity> has anyone seen my mate b1
33:00 <DreamSeller> hahaha 
33:00 <DreamSeller> yeah 
33:00 <DreamSeller> I need to find some info out on something 
33:00 <DreamSeller> I am sure he would know 
33:00 <Serenity> :3
33:00 <DreamSeller> 8~tumbleweeds~
34:00 <Serenity> excuse me
36:00 <DreamSeller> hahahaha :P 
36:00 <Excessive> DreamSeller, u got decks maaaaaaaaan?
36:00 <Excessive> 1200's or 1210's?
37:00 <deeldose> can we be bff's
39:00 <Serenity> PFF
39:00 <Serenity> EAT THEM
39:00 <Serenity> so i dont
39:00 <DreamSeller> OK 
39:00 <Serenity> i have a lindt bunny
40:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity mate, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-AJjs7zXY
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Total Blackout Smelly ass (May 2, 2012) 1:23 - Category: People and Blogs - 73,797 views - 115 likes (92%), 10 dislikes (8%)
40:00 <Excessive> lol there was a vid a while back of this dude throwin an egg from his car over to his friend's car, the passanger catches it and throws it back to this dude and it splashes all over his dash etc
44:00 <BlackDevil> omg so funny
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlH_sZ6LhEE
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drifting in my Capella 1BUCK80 *OFFICIAL* (Aug 4, 2013) 5:06 - Category: Comedy - 937,718 views - 8,422 likes (95.6%), 391 dislikes (4.4%)
50:00 <Excessive> lol @ aussie names like Bob N Trevor
57:00 <BlackDevil> aussies named heath ledger
57:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
00:00 <BlackDevil> death ledger
00:00 <BlackDevil> parents saw it coming
01:00 <Excessive> lol @ the Labor polies rantin in parliament
03:00 <Pieter> Do you all cry over irc like the contestants do in the biggest loser ?
03:00 <Pieter> 'I just cant take it any more' *cries*
03:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure we could get a few fatties crying
03:00 <Pieter> Lets go for it
04:00 <Pieter> Dont forget the cum
04:00 <Pieter> These fatties in here all love to eat cum
13:00 <Pieter> I think we need to make a thin lizzy ad for BilyGoat
13:00 <Excessive> tin lizzy
16:00 <shadsam> DEALIN WITH A FUCKIN RETARD SELLER ON EBAY
23:00 <Excessive> http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/drunk-esky-driver-nabbed-by-police/2208842/?ref=hs
23:00 <DreamSeller> how do you think people feel when they listen to your music shadsam
28:00 <PietSAbabe> oya know what
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna be an irc bum
28:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> <---- true austnet user
28:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> WHEn BUMS UNITE
28:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> Its captaiinnnnn BUM
28:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> Nite:)
31:00 <shadsam> lololol
31:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
31:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 minutes ago (27.03. 14:25) stating "EOF from client" after spending 1 hour 39 minutes there.
32:00 <shadsam> rofl
34:00 <{LeE}> you're so fucking stupid shadsam
35:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> I live you leeeeeee
36:00 <{LeE}> it's not lee you silly cunt
38:00 <deeldose> ive got a bad anus =/
38:00 <DreamSeller> sound like shads 
38:00 <deeldose> but dont girls like badasses
38:00 <DreamSeller> he has a bad anus 
38:00 <DreamSeller> torn to bits 
38:00 <deeldose> wheres the bad bitches then? =/
39:00 <DreamSeller> right derrrrr 
39:00 <deeldose> is she hot for it?
40:00 <DreamSeller> msg her 
40:00 <{LeE}> yeah msg me, I'm horny
41:00 <{LeE}> no one puts out on here anymore
41:00 <deeldose> u after a big nasty one bb?
41:00 <{LeE}> my dungeon is going to be full by winter
41:00 <deeldose> u like gettin teabagged?
41:00 <DreamSeller> she loves the "dog in a spa" 
41:00 <{LeE}> that's your job buddy
42:00 <deeldose> my job is teabaggin i know
42:00 <deeldose> and i take it seriously
51:00 <deeldose> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f3J96L9x7E
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Birdy Nam Nam - Love Your Enemy (Apr 13, 2012) 2:48 - Category: People and Blogs - 215 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmmm, anchovies
23:00 <DreamSeller> SHADS 
23:00 <DreamSeller> IS THIS YOU 
23:00 <DreamSeller> We had an inmate come back in from his detail (picking up trash on the highway) and it's policy to strip search them.  When the detail officer told him to squat down and cough, 3 cellphones fell out of his rectum.  I have never laughed so hard in my life.
29:00 <shadsam> YO CRIP
29:00 <shadsam> do u have a soundcloud dude
29:00 <TheRon> yeah don't
29:00 <shadsam> crip
30:00 <abc> 3 cell phones ... huge asshole or what
31:00 <abc> or maybe he was gay and it was already reamed out
31:00 <TheRon> maybe he went to jail and got rammed
31:00 <Crip> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWGLcdI8o8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer (Mar 26, 2014) 1:12 - Category: Gaming - 207,327 views - 6,821 likes (99.4%), 42 dislikes (0.6%)
32:00 <Crip> .    /cripla66
34:00 <shadsam> ...
36:00 <shadsam> ...
37:00 <Lumeah> hi shads
37:00 <shadsam> HI LUV
37:00 <Lumeah> pandy left. 
37:00 <shadsam> yea
38:00 <Lumeah> nice police man on the highway 
38:00 <Lumeah> .. didn't talk to me... lol
39:00 <TheRon> you like a man in uniform?
39:00 <Lumeah> no he didn't get to get his book out.. lol
46:00 <TheRon> some of the chick coppers are nice
50:00 <Lumeah> lol i don't care. lil
02:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be an american idiot!!
08:00 <shadsam> mmm chocolate 
13:00 <shadsam> mmm chocolate 
24:00 <shadsam> ....
27:00 <Serenity> ...
28:00 <deeldose> most girls like foreskins more hey Serenity
28:00 <Loof> agreed
28:00 <Loof> they're chewy
28:00 <deeldose> not like a mutilated dick lol
28:00 <Serenity> Yeah I like them fried
29:00 <Serenity> With some pepper and sea salt
29:00 <deeldose> like onion rings
29:00 <deeldose> just ask hungry jakcs for some foreskin rings
29:00 <Loof> LOL!
29:00 <deeldose> and u can pah 50cents extra for smegma sauce
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't pretend certain people don't know what i mean
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Beer more beer
30:00 <Serenity> Mmm beer
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're costing my housemate a fuckload of money doing what your doing
30:00 <Loof> off weed bro 6 days
30:00 <deeldose> sup b1
30:00 <TheRon> duff beer for you?
30:00 <Loof> dont even miss it now :)
30:00 <Serenity> Give me your weed
30:00 <TheRon> weed is not good you
30:00 <Loof> i have beer i'm giving away actually
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not much deeldose except me being almost evicted for other cunts actions
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb give it to me
31:00 <deeldose> what happened =/
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did your wife bbash u again bb
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as it's "My fault" he's losing money due to something happening
31:00 <Loof> it's only platinum blondes
31:00 <Loof> nah she's being good bb
31:00 <Loof> cause i quit
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is an ugly whore
31:00 <Loof> yep
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck her off
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> K bai
32:00 <Bastardly_One> quit means he can't score still
32:00 <Loof> cya
32:00 <Serenity> Lol
32:00 <Serenity> Will ypu start again loofies
33:00 <deeldose> me and loof have this esoteric foreskin bond
33:00 <deeldose> sorry if it sounds weird
33:00 <Loof> nah never
33:00 <Loof> ever
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well I made love to loofs ears
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I think thats a special bond
33:00 <Serenity> Hot
33:00 <Serenity> Pics?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have lots of pics
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I dont share anymore
34:00 <Loof> shh those were private bb
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Because u are all cunts
34:00 <Serenity> Fine
34:00 <Serenity> Dong sharr the ear love
34:00 <Serenity> Share
34:00 <Serenity> Selfish slut
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes I am
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I dont care
35:00 <Serenity> Pff
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking so over you cunts
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> If it wasnt for bb
36:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go then
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would not be here
36:00 <TheRon> language, geez!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a command alled /leave
36:00 <Loof> <3
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *called
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or /part
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> B1 shhh
36:00 <Serenity> Lol so leave
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am not talking to u
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am here for my lover
36:00 <Serenity> Borza
36:00 <Loof> nawww bb
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> He needs support in his axt of giving up pot
37:00 <TheRon> tony abbott is your lover??
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Act
37:00 <Loof> nah i'm over the 6 day withdrawels :)
37:00 <Loof> i'm fine bb
37:00 <Loof> was hell though
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh so I can go then bb?
37:00 <Loof> no :(
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> I feel used
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> And abused
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> And kind of turned on
38:00 <Loof> LOL!
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Rape me sezz
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> I mean bb
38:00 <Serenity> How rudw
38:00 <Serenity> Rude..
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> More beer more beer
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sezz if u were single I would come to melb
39:00 <TheRon> in soviet russia, car drive you
39:00 <DreamSeller> and she would break your fingers for even trying 
39:00 <Serenity> Im not in melb
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> No she wouldnt
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have long fingers
39:00 <Serenity> Ive said that lukr 272849574 times
39:00 <deeldose> we agreed not to share 4skin pics cos it could create a flood
39:00 <deeldose> from all the wet fannies
39:00 <Serenity> Like**
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> BARRACUDA
40:00 <Serenity> Wet fannies
40:00 <Serenity> Lolll
40:00 <TheRon> by heart
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I go one in the pink 5 in the stink
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where the fuck is my mum with my kfc
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Going to slap that bitch
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
44:00 <deeldose> like niagra
45:00 <TheRon> uncle chop chop??
45:00 <Serenity> Yup
46:00 <Serenity> Rip
46:00 <TheRon> hello kiddies hello!
46:00 <DreamSeller> 8~tumbleweeds~
48:00 <TheRon> serenit are you part kiwi??
48:00 <TheRon> Serenity: 
48:00 <DreamSeller> well.. she can have some inside her if she wants
48:00 <Serenity> No
49:00 <TheRon> stop chasing wool
49:00 <Serenity> Oh I see what you did thete
49:00 <Serenity> There
50:00 <Serenity> :(
54:00 <Loof> me and b1 have kissed and made up :)
54:00 <Loof> so happy
54:00 <Loof> and horny
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *backs away on the last bit*
55:00 <deeldose> i even got a boner looking on
55:00 <deeldose> soz
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well don't fuck me off ... I've a temper
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't be so swayed by malicious cunts with no lives and nothing better to do
55:00 <DreamSeller> and what are you going to do 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't take back one diss though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they were all true
55:00 <DreamSeller> lol 
55:00 <Serenity>  Lol.
56:00 <DreamSeller> that's hilarious 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was talking to Loof ... not you two idiots
56:00 <DreamSeller> OP ABUSE 
56:00 <DreamSeller> :o 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
57:00 <Bastardly_One> do it ... My ISP is being monitored now
57:00 <DreamSeller> do what? 
57:00 <Serenity> Rofl..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> getting your little friend to play ... don't think I'm stupid cunt ... "Where have you been B1?"
57:00 <Serenity> What HAVE you beeb
58:00 <Serenity> Been too
58:00 <Serenity> Beeeb
58:00 <DreamSeller> what friend? 
58:00 <DreamSeller> please enlighten me
58:00 <Loof> can you smell my penis? that's because i never clean it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> can't find it under that stomach more like
00:00 <Loof> LOL!
00:00 <Loof> cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> flattery will get you only a little way
00:00 <Bastardly_One> only credit cards get you everywhere
00:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <shadsam> ...
13:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk tsk
13:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently practically got a big pair stuck in my face today
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was good value
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yay crowded uni busses
14:00 <TheRon> oooh yeah'
15:00 <Loof> i've fallen in love with that blonde on wolf of wall street
15:00 <TheRon> margot robbie
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you know how the women folk in our city seem short?
15:00 <Loof> my god
15:00 <Loof> goddess
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this one must of been an import ... I only went up to her boobs
15:00 <TheRon> gets a bit naked in that movie
15:00 <Loof> yep
16:00 <TheRon> get a look at her face?
17:00 <gremlinz> margot should do porn imo
17:00 <TheRon> she's getting closer
17:00 <gremlinz> in the butt
18:00 <TheRon> what what
21:00 <Moke> reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard
22:00 <TheRon> the only card i need is the ace of spades
23:00 <Doodle> chewn
24:00 <DreamSeller> it's Bastardly_One
24:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/wjUTI8K.jpg
25:00 <TheRon> that meme was shit
27:00 <TheRon> http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/woke-up-this-morning-kony.jpg
27:00 <Moke> np: Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica "Replica"
27:00 <TheRon> motley crue - dr feelgood
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so hilarious I forgot to laugh
29:00 <partay> TheRon: I like your taste in music 
29:00 <TheRon> cheers
30:00 <partay> You're different to the run of the mill retard here 
30:00 <TheRon> thanks man
31:00 <TheRon> i know fuck all about computers and gaming, and i like it that way
31:00 <TheRon> oh and i don't smoke weed
32:00 <TheRon> my body's a temple
32:00 <Loof> good man
33:00 <Loof> now quit the grog :P
33:00 <TheRon> sure it has a keg attatched but it's still a temple
33:00 <partay> Nods. I hung up my bong 10 years ago
34:00 <TheRon> i never have
34:00 <partay> Hence you're not mentally challenged like Loof and Co
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <DreamSeller> lol.. partay is a fucking loose cannon at the best of times 
35:00 <partay> Pffft
36:00 <Loof> well he's denying he's partgay
36:00 <Loof> makes him angry
36:00 <partay> Thanks for proving my point Loof 
37:00 <TheRon> anybody see the footy show last night??
37:00 <TheRon> was it good
37:00 <Loof> was there boobs?
38:00 <Loof> boobs and football mmm
38:00 <Loof> heaven
39:00 <Loof> has anyone invented boob shaped footballs yet?
44:00 <Moke> np: Fuck Buttons - Sentients "Slow Focus"
54:00 <Moke> np: Kahn - Illy "Illy / Tehran"
57:00 <Moke> np: De La Soul - Dilla Plugged In "Smell The DA.I.S.Y."
59:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> IM FUCKING LUMEAH FUCK YAS
00:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> Tell em Lumeah! Tell em!
03:00 <Lumeah> haha no ya not babes lol
03:00 <Lumeah> have a good sleeps?
04:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> It was good until i had some loon female knocking at my door 
04:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> Had to ignore it and try to continue to sleep but she woke me up :)
04:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> :(
11:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/q2lcQtS.jpg
11:00 <DreamSeller> it's B1 
15:00 <Moke> fuck there are some dumb cunts on this network
15:00 <couleurs> tell me bout it
16:00 <Excessive> ocd
16:00 <Moke> prollu
22:00 <couleurs> :)
22:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> Shut up couleurs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> [07:15pm] [Moke] fuck there are some dumb cunts on this network <---------- you'd definitely know what a dumb cunt is ... being one yourself
22:00 <Moke> lol
23:00 <Moke> bastardly 
23:00 <Serenity> oh god now hes going to go on
23:00 <Moke> your just a sad fat old man
23:00 <Serenity> why for you acknowledge him
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but not fat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or sad
23:00 <Moke> you arre
23:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
23:00 <Moke> u people have no lives all u do is sit on irc talking shit all day
23:00 <PietSAsleepDUHHH> Insert sookie comment here ---->
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucked if I know Serenity
23:00 <Moke> get a fucking life
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:00 <couleurs> you shut up Pieter you're asleep... dreaming about buying all the things at cash converters
23:00 <Moke> get a job u filthy mutt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no life?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I must ask my campus why i spent the day letting all and sundry know how bored I was
25:00 <Kynetic> lol
25:00 <Kynetic> pot . kettle. black.
25:00 <Serenity> to infact know anyone is here all day
25:00 <Serenity> you would have to be here
25:00 <Serenity> all day
25:00 <Moke> no im not
25:00 <Moke> i work 
25:00 <Moke> what dp u do serenity
25:00 <Moke> hmm
25:00 <Kynetic> she does dp
25:00 <Moke> sit on here all day
25:00 <Kynetic> with me.
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
25:00 <Serenity> i work. but for you to know im here all day
25:00 <Serenity> youd have to be here
25:00 <Moke> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> besides that she's a domestic engineer
25:00 <Moke> u work
25:00 <Serenity> im no such thing
25:00 <Moke> lol u didnt have a job 5 years ago
25:00 <Serenity> i have a job
25:00 <Serenity> and i raise my kids
25:00 <Moke> raise your kids
26:00 <Moke> domestic engineer 
26:00 <Moke> lol
26:00 <Serenity> no
26:00 <Moke> ive never hears such bullshit in my life
26:00 <Serenity> i was pregnant 5 years ago.. what the fucks wrong with you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until some poor bitch you rape has your child ... kids are full time fucktard
26:00 <Moke> looooool
26:00 <Moke> kids are full time lol
26:00 <Moke> fuck off idiot
26:00 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt matter what my kids are
26:00 <Serenity> i have a job.
26:00 <Serenity> so its not relevant to anything
27:00 <Moke> your not even worth my time
27:00 <Serenity> good
27:00 <Serenity> fuck off
27:00 <Bastardly_One> kids up until a certain age are a full time job anyway *shrugs*
27:00 <Serenity> dont make stupid comments then sook when they are debunked
27:00 <Moke> dont talk to me that way
27:00 <Moke> stfu u blue headed slut
27:00 <Moke> u filthy fucking mutt
27:00 <Serenity> lol my hair isny blue.
27:00 <Moke> it was on msn messenger
27:00 <Moke> i used to talk to u on that u fuckhead
27:00 <Serenity> i will repeat myself
27:00 <Serenity> my hair is not blue
27:00 <Moke> ok whatevs
28:00 <Serenity> get an education and learn how to converse with people
28:00 <partay> http://image-store.slidesharecdn.com/23a60c62-b014-11e3-8e93-22000a98b2af-large.png
29:00 <Serenity> this better be a big dick partay
29:00 <Moke> i do have an education 
29:00 <Moke> i have more life experience and job experience then u ever will
29:00 <Serenity> sure you do
29:00 <Moke> what have u had
29:00 <Moke> a fucking kid
29:00 <Kynetic> lol partay
29:00 <Serenity> cause you know anything
29:00 <Moke> u filthy mutt
29:00 <Kynetic> appropriate considering the level of conversation atm
29:00 <Serenity> yeah having a kid and being married makes me filthy
29:00 <Moke> slut
29:00 <Serenity> filthy fucking whore
29:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Moke> your married
30:00 <Moke> lol
30:00 <Kynetic> i like my girls filthy
30:00 <Moke> lmfao
30:00 <Moke> what a crock of shit
30:00 <Moke> your not married
30:00 <Serenity> of course i am you moron
30:00 <Kynetic> you're*
30:00 <deeldose> my dicks pretty small what do i do =/
30:00 <Serenity> stick it in a vacuum
31:00 <deeldose> will it make it 9 inches
31:00 <Kynetic> cut it off and become a woman.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who it sounds like he got you confused with?
31:00 <partay> wow moke needed a hug 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and before I go on
31:00 <deeldose> who
31:00 <partay> Serenity the big dick just left 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> which one of you cunts went and told Tesh shit?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunt did
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she ragged me out bad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's childish by the way
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I reckon he might of thought you were Rascal
32:00 <Serenity> i had blue hair on msn like 6 years ago, so he was partially correct lol but i havent had blue hair in years
32:00 <Serenity> not sure how my hair colour makes me a slut but whatever..
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh
32:00 <Kynetic> every chick ive ever met with blue hair
32:00 <Kynetic> is a total slut
33:00 <Serenity> well i fucking missed out
33:00 <Kynetic> this is why you'll find me down at the retirement village
33:00 <Kynetic> most nights of the week.
33:00 <Serenity> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> omg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously, whoever reported back to Tesh is as pathetic as element doing what he did the last 2 days to me
33:00 <Kynetic> HEY
33:00 <Kynetic> HEY HEY HEY
33:00 <Kynetic> grannies need lovin too.
33:00 <Kynetic> plus when they take their teeth out.........
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they do
33:00 <Bastardly_One> horrible when you're not far off their age
33:00 <Kynetic> yea :~(
34:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffffffft
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still 30 something right?
34:00 <Kynetic> so did i 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's still young to me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh
34:00 <Kynetic> :P
34:00 <Serenity> if she was told what i think she was told
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you then ;P
34:00 <Kynetic> old man
34:00 <Serenity> maybe dont tell stories about people
34:00 <Kynetic> haha
34:00 <Serenity> and they wont get angry
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she probably was but that's childish going to repeat it
35:00 <Kynetic> when did you ever think irc was full of adults?
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <Serenity> well if shes angry enough to message you
36:00 <Serenity> then im assuming whatever said was lies
36:00 <Serenity> so...
36:00 <Serenity> its immature on either side
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'm pretty sure more because it's not lies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one sensitive topic
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I knew straight away it was "someone" from here
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
37:00 <Serenity> cool
37:00 <Serenity> maybe stop talking about people then
37:00 <Serenity> no dramas
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll let you or whoever keep trying
38:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
38:00 <Serenity> keep trying what
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
38:00 <Serenity> say what you mean Bastardly_One
38:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_1gA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Clapton - Layla (Apr 18, 2007) 8:02 - Category: Music - 45,226,594 views - 147,955 likes (98.2%), 2,745 dislikes (1.8%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> innocence is pretty boring when you're also banning people associated with me that are supposedly your friends elsewhere
39:00 <Serenity> i have NO idea what you are on about
39:00 <Serenity> either say what you are thinking
39:00 <Serenity> or say nothing
39:00 <Bastardly_One> course not
39:00 <Serenity> no one has been banned thats associated with you
39:00 <Serenity> unless you mean moke?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well I consider this between us so I'd rather take it to pm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, elsewhere
40:00 <Serenity> why
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Sam
40:00 <Serenity> who the fucks same
40:00 <Serenity> sam
40:00 <Bastardly_One> T_B
40:00 <Serenity> you mean his ban in cbf?
40:00 <Serenity> that i didnt set?
40:00 <Serenity> well done.
40:00 <Serenity> next
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... Mr Paranoid then
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't him giving me info either ... :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> aplogises for that
41:00 <Serenity> i dont care who it was
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's it :P
41:00 <Serenity> they can give you all the info we've said about it
41:00 <Serenity> its the other things im worried about
41:00 <Serenity> personal stuff parents talk about
41:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Now I'm confused ... not fucking hard today
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ...
42:00 <Serenity> ive said nothing ive not already said to your face but dont want info from peoples families baking their way to you
42:00 <Serenity> making*
42:00 <Serenity> baking? really?
42:00 <Doodle> kekeke baking
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <partay> Serenity bake me a cake
42:00 <Serenity> thats Doodles job
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why would I want info on people?
42:00 <Serenity> and unless you lied to whoever you said it to
42:00 <Serenity> it was him beacuse YOU said it was
42:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm really fucking confused
42:00 <Doodle> whats my job
42:00 <Serenity> so please dont lie to me. i dont like liars
42:00 <Doodle> lying to people?
43:00 <Doodle> yes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... hush Rob
43:00 <Doodle> O_o
43:00 <Serenity> baking rob
43:00 <Serenity> baking.
43:00 <Doodle> WAKE N BAKE
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm baked and tired ... double whammy *lol*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but hang on
43:00 <Doodle> cat just pissed on my car
43:00 <Serenity> you're confused because you wont just say what you mean. you're talking in code instead of just being upfront. Im telling you info based on your stupid vague info
44:00 <Bastardly_One> start again Serenity ... nuh ...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, a few days after I said what I said to you about Tesh
44:00 <Serenity> you're like those vaguebookers that have somehting to say but wont say it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I get this raging mesage from hell
44:00 <Serenity> whats tesh for to do with the baron being banned from cbf
44:00 <Serenity> stop talking in circles
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ust going off her tits
44:00 <Serenity> got*
44:00 <DreamSeller> <Bastardly_One> yeah she probably was but that's childish going to repeat it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh we're off tht onto that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah gotcha
44:00 <DreamSeller> YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING ME 
44:00 <DreamSeller> you come on here 
45:00 <DreamSeller> pm every cunt 
45:00 <DreamSeller> whinging about everything that is happening on here 
45:00 <Serenity> lots of people here still talk to tesh and know her well. someone was bound to tell her
45:00 <DreamSeller> and you say it's childish to repeat stuff
45:00 <DreamSeller> fucking grow up cunt 
45:00 <Serenity> if you think its me just say so. dont be a bitch about it. Ill tell you if it was or it wasnt i have nothing to hide from you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just assumed you did the banning in there ... that was my bad assumption I apologised for
45:00 <DreamSeller> I did the banning 
45:00 <Serenity> yes i know you assumed it was me but i dont get what it has to do with anything
45:00 <DreamSeller> because he was pasting everything to you 
45:00 <DreamSeller> ;) 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think you should DreamSeller ... it's a tad obvious you're causing shit where it's not needed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm WRONG
46:00 <Bastardly_One> again
46:00 <DreamSeller> LOL 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was neither of them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny or him
46:00 <Serenity> you said it was him
46:00 <Milkmnson> people causing shit on irc, that's new :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll never work it out
46:00 <Serenity> YOU said it
46:00 <Serenity> so you're either lying to protect him or you lied to cause shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, my exact words were this
46:00 <Serenity> dont pretend anyone else in there would because they wouldnt
47:00 <DreamSeller> shall I dig up the logs 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish and The_Baron have told me you guys have massive issues and sit around and bitch ... not one bit of info off either
47:00 <Bastardly_One> except to ask why
47:00 <Serenity> and for the record i know youve said to people you think cbf was created to bitch about you. but it was created in 2006. before i ever knew you existed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so, assume much?
47:00 <Serenity> so it wasnt created for you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ created for that
47:00 <Serenity> thats not what you said at all
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was created before 2006
48:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know it was around first way back when
48:00 <Serenity> i created it again in 2006. whoever had it before me isnt relevant
48:00 <Bastardly_One> little mad tripper who's nick I forget ran it
48:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:44 <Bastardly_One> but I've been told by people that hang in a certain channel ... and Skirmish had no reason to tell me that ... neither did TheBaron
48:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:56 <Bastardly_One> DreamWeaver, the turning off Loof, etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but to say that
48:00 <Serenity> i dont like being bitched at that my channel is a channel created to bitch about you
48:00 <DreamSeller> SO cunt 
49:00 <DreamSeller> want to try again? 
49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1962702_10202392578469818_857353127_n.jpg
49:00 <Serenity> no one sits around bitching about you. when you take over here someone might come in and go FUCK im sick of that cunt
49:00 <couleurs> whats my age again *waits 4 Doodle 2 play it*
49:00 <Serenity> bitch for about 3 lines and talk about something else
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that ... and that's a cut and paste from DemonsRun
49:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have that couleurs
49:00 <DreamSeller> LOL 
49:00 <DreamSeller> no it's not 
49:00 <DreamSeller> try again cunt 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is
50:00 <couleurs> wow...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I know whom I said that to
50:00 <Bastardly_One> try again yourself
50:00 <DreamSeller> well I have the logs sitting here 
50:00 <DreamSeller> :) 
50:00 <Serenity> how many people are you talking to then
50:00 <Doodle> me irl
50:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1601477_1468516273366054_515098218_n.jpg
50:00 <DreamSeller> a fair few by the sounds of it 
50:00 <Milkmnson> Argueing on irc is like competing in the special olympics, you may win, but in the end you're still a retard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm, it's a chat place and last I checked I can speak to whomever I wish
51:00 <Serenity> no ones arguing
51:00 <Serenity> its a discussion
51:00 <DreamSeller> you are a shit stirring bitch. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ discussion
51:00 <DreamSeller> you really fucking are Bastardly_One
51:00 <Serenity> well you can get all bent out of shape if you want
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the discussing bit would actually being allowed to discuss
51:00 <Serenity> but im talking about shit you bought up
51:00 <Doodle> i'm going to get bent sezz
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I will when this cunt keeps adding his abuse
51:00 <Serenity> yes Bastardly_One discuss you know.. not just waiting for your turn to talk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> want a discussion then discuss
52:00 <Doodle> :o
52:00 <DreamSeller> lol I will abuse you all I want 
52:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
52:00 <DreamSeller> cause you'
52:00 <Nikky`> Hey doodledooooo <3
52:00 <DreamSeller> re 
52:00 <DreamSeller> nothing but a dog
52:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, if The_Baron was feeding me info ... he must of had something to feed right?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... he must of
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
52:00 <Serenity> its not the feeding info i already told you this
52:00 <Doodle> i'm sensing some tension in here this evening, i may be wrong
53:00 <Bastardly_One> funny that
53:00 <Serenity> whoever it would could paste you every single thing about you i dont care cause its nothing vie not said to your ace
53:00 <Serenity> face
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav just said it was
53:00 <Serenity> its the personal shit that gets talked about that bothers me
53:00 <Serenity> its not for you or whoever else they decide to paste it to
54:00 <DreamSeller> it's the trying to rope people in to your arguments that they have nothing to do with thats fucking pissing me off 
54:00 <Milkmnson> no tension, just a discussion
54:00 <Serenity> theres no tension
54:00 <Milkmnson> lol
54:00 <Serenity> adults can disagree without having to turn into animals beating their knuckles along the walls
54:00 <Doodle> nothing now
54:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
54:00 <Milkmnson> i've never seen an animal beat their knuckles into a wall
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse to discuss anything with this cunt adding his comments each time I post
55:00 <Milkmnson> do animals even have knuckles?
55:00 <Nikky`> Well.. you want something 'up' Doodle?
55:00 <Serenity> of course they have knuckles.
55:00 <Serenity> what the hell is wrong with you
55:00 <DreamSeller> You do it to everyone else ya fucking grub. 
55:00 <Milkmnson> a horse doesnt
56:00 <Serenity> horses dont have digits.
57:00 <DreamSeller> oi Bastardly_One
57:00 <Serenity> and i refuse to talk in pm where people cant see what im saying
57:00 <DreamSeller> speak here so everyone can see 
58:00 <DreamSeller> give me ops and I will shutup :o 
59:00 <Milkmnson> what animals do have digits, other than a few primates?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll speak where I want, if I want, when I want
59:00 <Bastardly_One> contrary to your opinion you're not the centre of the universe
00:00 <Serenity> neither are you. so if you want to say what you want where you want. dont get shitty when people ark up about it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> cry me a fucking river
01:00 <Serenity> yeah thats it im crying blah blah
01:00 <Serenity> even though you keep bringing it up
01:00 <Serenity> grow up you cause so many problems and its everyone elses fault but yours
01:00 <Bastardly_One> basiscally you're litle friend can't stand me and you just let him go on and on
01:00 <Bastardly_One> which is MY bitch
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
01:00 <Serenity> im not his mother
01:00 <Serenity> he goes on no more than anyone else
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a fucking op
02:00 <Serenity> so what
02:00 <Serenity> its alright when its you or your mates
02:00 <Serenity> but if its someone saying something against you OPS DO YOUR JOB
02:00 <Bastardly_One> distruping my chat and the channel itself with his shit towards me constantly
02:00 <Serenity> no im not here to babysit you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah whatever ... I think I've made my point
02:00 <Serenity> no it disrupts you
02:00 <Serenity> no one else
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and made it well with that answer
02:00 <Bastardly_One> end of discussion
03:00 <Serenity> lol.. you just owned yourself right there
03:00 <Serenity> so clueless
03:00 <Kynetic> distruping
03:00 <Kynetic> is that like when you dis some army guise?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you read?
03:00 <Serenity> lol Kynetic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I got my answer
03:00 <Bastardly_One> end of discussion
03:00 <Serenity> yes im not here to do your bidding
03:00 <Serenity> and neither is anyone else
03:00 <Serenity> now you're going to go away and have a giant cry wank about it
04:00 <Kynetic> i think he needs to fill out a butthurt form
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you ... it's your little friend that harrasses me 24/7 and I'm the one with the issue
04:00 <Serenity> stop saying my little friend
04:00 <Serenity> i dont control him
04:00 <Serenity> i have nothing to do with what he says
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you moderate the channel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
04:00 <slower> oh for fuck sake, enough already, Bastardly_One pull your bloody head in. write Serenity a letter
04:00 <Serenity> yes i moderate the channel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> abusing users constantly is bannable right?
04:00 <Serenity> i dont sit here moderating whats said to Bastardly_One
05:00 <Serenity> no
05:00 <Serenity> its not and it hasnt been for a long time
05:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> only when you choose then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o
05:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ...
05:00 <Serenity> the buase that goes on here daily is astounding
05:00 <Serenity> but its only a problem when its you thats upset
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner time
05:00 <Milkmnson> oh ffs, everyone knows there are no rules on irc, it's all to the ops 
05:00 <Serenity> typical
05:00 <DreamSeller> LOL
05:00 <DreamSeller> he is still going to sit there and read 
05:00 <Nikky`> Its all up to me Milkmnson..get it right
05:00 <Serenity> hes going to run away like the fucking coward he is
06:00 <Milkmnson> lol nikky
06:00 <DreamSeller> she doesn't control me... 
06:00 <DreamSeller> fuck.. someone would have to be pretty damn special to control me tbh 
06:00 <Nikky`> I control you
06:00 <DreamSeller> nah you don't 
06:00 <Nikky`> I had to give it a go
06:00 <Nikky`> lol
07:00 <Serenity> i only do where it matters
07:00 <Serenity> ;)
07:00 <Milkmnson> I control my little friend, with the emphasis on little
07:00 <Nikky`> WoooHoo go tigers
07:00 <Nikky`> weeee lil fella
07:00 <Bastardly_One> alright this shit is coming up again for a reason
07:00 <DreamSeller> LOL
07:00 <DreamSeller> what? 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we know what Element did right?
08:00 <DreamSeller> no
08:00 <Serenity> we dont but you keep going on about it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'm copping it for it
08:00 <Serenity> so just say it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate lost nearly a grand in that time
08:00 <Bastardly_One> with his business
08:00 <Milkmnson> finished dinner already, that's what i call fastfood
08:00 <DreamSeller> thats between you and element 
08:00 <Serenity> HOW??
08:00 <DreamSeller> none of our business.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh please ... you wouldn't of asked where I was so gleefully
09:00 <DreamSeller> well considering you normally are on most of the time 
09:00 <Serenity> i asked because its been flooded in every chan i am "HaS aNyOne SeEn My MaTe Bastardly_One ?"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> irc bitch fighting
09:00 <Serenity> like i know what that means
09:00 <dudz> large amount of males dicks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... we can all walk away at the end
09:00 <Serenity> i am in**
09:00 <Milkmnson> as opposed to female dicks?
09:00 <Serenity> what did he fucken ctcp flood you or something?
09:00 <Serenity> is this some how my fault too?
09:00 <Milkmnson> quite the obvious observation really
10:00 <Milkmnson> unless you frequent bangkok a lot dudz?
10:00 <DreamSeller> ooomp my darling 
10:00 <DreamSeller> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEENNNN 
10:00 <Serenity> i mean im used to getting blamed for everything beacuse im an op but seriously
10:00 <Serenity> this is getting ridiculous
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit ... when it's beyond my control and I get held responsible for off someone else
10:00 <dudz> it's all your fault Serenity 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I would if I wasn't lagging
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how's it her fault?
10:00 <Serenity> hey dudz buddy
10:00 <Serenity> long time no see
11:00 <ooomp> I was lost DreamSeller, without you my life hasn't been the same
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm explaining the temper tantrum
11:00 <Serenity> i wish you'd just talk properly instead of in code
11:00 <dudz> we mates are we or are we putting on a show?
11:00 <Serenity> thats 45% of what pisses me off about you
11:00 <dudz> like that line it yped? :)
11:00 <DreamSeller> awww
11:00 <slower> Bastardly_One give it a rest, i am asking you nicely GO AWAY
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I wasn't being lagged
11:00 <Serenity> we can be buddies if you want
11:00 <dudz> oh ok
11:00 <Serenity> i was just saying hellow
11:00 <dudz> hi
11:00 <Serenity> HELLOW
11:00 <Serenity> wtf is with my typing
12:00 <DreamSeller> you black ass 
12:00 <DreamSeller> :P 
12:00 <dudz> having a glass of red?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of been able too explain ... not worth it now
12:00 <dudz> i'm eating chicken everyone
12:00 <DreamSeller> do explain 
12:00 <DreamSeller> stop being vague 
12:00 <DreamSeller> you cunt.. 
13:00 <dudz> thats no way to speak to someone DreamSeller 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
13:00 <DreamSeller> you 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can explain flat out if I don't fucking lag
13:00 <DreamSeller> type it in one big sentence? 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that temper was brought to you via a compromise of my server
13:00 <Excessive> IRC ........ "united u stand, divided u fall"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and we know who did it ... the cunt has been broadcasting my ip in pm to everyone
14:00 <dudz> hi Excessive 
14:00 <Excessive> lo dudz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I shit me even when I do that
14:00 <dudz> if people arn't talking to me i don't care about them or what they type
14:00 <dudz> thats all
15:00 <dudz> i start trying to read it just to see if its relative to me, if it isn't, got no time for it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but in a nutshell it's affecting the housemate too ... he's losing cash ... and I don't mind irc "fights" ... but I don't deserve being held responsible for that
15:00 <Milkmnson> you can always come back with a different nick and start a new life
15:00 <Milkmnson> the beauty of irc
15:00 <dudz> narh i'm not a faggot
15:00 <dudz> only faggots change nicks
15:00 <dudz> real people stick by shit
16:00 <Serenity> im replying to your pms but i dont know if youre gettig them
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so, naturally I'm a bit pissed about it because heaps of people keep pm'ing me telling me ... that's the pm's if you must now
16:00 <Serenity> we'll we're not responsible for it either so..
16:00 <Bastardly_One> me answering "I know"
16:00 <dudz> i couldn't help but notice that i havn't got 100% of everyones attention and interest
17:00 <deeldose> ive got a bad dick =/
17:00 <dudz> hi deeldose 
17:00 <Milkmnson> "people" never pm me
17:00 <dudz> that's a good man of you 
17:00 <deeldose> hey friend dudz
17:00 <dudz> hi internet friend deeldose 
17:00 <dudz> who has a bad dick
17:00 <deeldose> can we be bff;s plz
17:00 <dudz> nope
17:00 <deeldose> me :(
17:00 <Serenity> " because heaps of people keep pm'ing me telling me ... that's the pm's if you must now" - telling you what exactly?
18:00 <deeldose> Serenity dudz said ive got a bad one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I should try typing on one line more often ... that seemed lucid to me
18:00 <Serenity> a bad what?
18:00 <dudz> sperm throwing device
18:00 <Serenity> oh
19:00 <Milkmnson> throwing or shooting?
19:00 <Milkmnson> neither if it's bad i guess
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't give a fuck about irc "wars"
19:00 <dudz> go on, get involved
20:00 <deeldose> its ok just join under my banner
20:00 <Serenity> this is way too confusing
20:00 <deeldose> im the winner
20:00 <Milkmnson> now we've gone from discussions to wars.... see i was mild with my argument comment
20:00 <deeldose> im the winrar
20:00 <dudz> how do we have a normal conversation anyway
20:00 <dudz> don't think i've ever done that
20:00 <Serenity> we talk about drugs and shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> there's the /leave command
21:00 <deeldose> ill win
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that shit
21:00 <Serenity> isnt it /part
21:00 <Milkmnson> depends on your definition of normal...
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and it happened to you yourself ... you said so Excessive
21:00 <Milkmnson> and well considering this is irc... normal can be defined in many different ways
21:00 <Excessive> wat happened?
21:00 <Milkmnson> it
21:00 <dudz> normal is just a standard we all follow
21:00 <Serenity> this fucken place needs a time line
22:00 <dudz> isn't that right 
22:00 <dudz> i create the standards, you's can all follow
22:00 <dudz> pretty sure thats how it works
22:00 <deeldose> im gonna shit on eric clapton
22:00 <deeldose> that wife stealing cunt
22:00 <DreamSeller> LOL.... Excessive never said anything.. hadn't said anything for awhile. But you felt the need to drag him into it! 
22:00 <deeldose> shit down his guitar
23:00 <Excessive> oh if he means the Element stuff, yes .......... I had to change my IP 2 days ago cause of the shit that went down
24:00 <deeldose> gonna shit down his guitar cos i have the chi
24:00 <cry_me_a_fucking_river> http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<< Bastardly_One 139.216.149.228 You get as good as you give Jamie, if you can't handle that get off IRC and find a new hobby! CRY A FUCKING RIVER YOU BITCH!
25:00 <Milkmnson> well that was real ballsy, coming in with a fake nick and all
25:00 <dudz> who needs order when you have kaos
25:00 <Excessive> no biggie, jus means means that I won't be postin links to my server on here anymore
25:00 <Nikky`> lol
26:00 <dudz> yeah, trust n shit
26:00 <InsertSookieCommentHere> Hah @ the pic
26:00 <deeldose> ive got the chi niggas
27:00 <InsertSookieCommentHere> Compared to all you people im a fucking god in looks :)_
27:00 <dudz> so i walked into a department today, didn't make eye contact with the staff and started walking into an area behind the counter, the staff pulled me up, and asked who i was etc
27:00 <Milkmnson> Pieter de Zaadschieter
27:00 <deeldose> u should amke more wank vids
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if I don't fucking answer
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lagging to hell ... hi *lol*
28:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Dun lie , its cos youre hideous lookin
28:00 <deeldose> love u b1
28:00 <deeldose> xox
28:00 <deeldose> Pieter\\DUH i wanna see ur dick again
28:00 <dudz> i left a bunch of computer monitors out int he rain while i had a cigerette under a tree also
28:00 <deeldose> i could almost smell the fish on ur penis from my computer
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well ... you might not see him soon
29:00 <dudz> then i left cause i didn't want to be there, but i helped the other guys remove those monitors that i left int he rain
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate means business and got the IP monitored last night ... he's crying hardcore ... not me ... I'm just copping the flak
29:00 <deeldose> these farts im doing are awful =/
31:00 <dudz> one staff member was asking for help with her boss's machine, she was asking me if i would mind checking if something was ok on the new machine i built, i told her that i didn't erally want to, but she didn't mind she still wanted me to anyway
31:00 <dudz> i told her i just wanted to go home because i was feeling depressed
32:00 <dudz> but i played on her boss's machine anyway, it was cool because her boss's login let me visit virginmobile.com.au so i could recharge my phone credit, the account i use doesn't let me do that.
33:00 <deeldose> should have pooed on her pc
33:00 <deeldose> shes a slut
33:00 <dudz> i was being polite, just being honest with her about how i didn't really want to do anything, but if i did it would just save her from calling the helpdesk
33:00 <Pieter\\DUH> So do i deeldose
33:00 <deeldose> tell her shes a slut its what id do
34:00 <dudz> so sick of being around hospitals
34:00 <dudz> everyone wants something in those places
35:00 <dudz> i try not make eye contact with people
35:00 <dudz> today was just really depressing for me anyway, i don't have to go back there for a while so thats cool, i think because just how i've been acting recently, and there isn't much work left on the project anyway
36:00 <deeldose> ur boss is a whore bro
36:00 <dudz> i told the guy after i had left that i was sorry i left, but i did try and help lighten their load before i did, just that i felt like me being there was pointless
37:00 <deeldose> hang a shit down her cunt
37:00 <dudz> narh
37:00 <dudz> are you bound up atm or something?
37:00 <deeldose> i would
37:00 <deeldose> nah just became an aspect of justice
38:00 <dudz> and there was like so little work to do, but we had 3 of us, the other tech who does the same job as me is more keen to work so i told him that instead of us taking alternative days, oneday one of us works while the other stays home
38:00 <deeldose> no tolerance for optional retardation
38:00 <dudz> that he can just work if he wants
38:00 <dudz> cause i'm over the hospital scene
38:00 <CannibalClown> cocks
39:00 <deeldose> cunts
39:00 <Milkmnson> thanks cannibalclown, not hungry tonight, keep them to yourself
39:00 <dudz> gonna spend my time doing more productive things, like talking on #melbourne about my days
39:00 <deeldose> do it for great justice
39:00 <CannibalClown> dudz loves big black cocks
40:00 <dudz> no i don't
40:00 <deeldose> id suck one for alot of money
40:00 <CannibalClown> not what I hear
41:00 <deeldose> maybe get ur ears checked
41:00 <deeldose> or perception
41:00 <dudz> so earlier, there was a few people having a nice time typing a few balanced lines of text and sharing amongst each other to take it in turns to type
42:00 <Serenity> he hell is going on
42:00 <Serenity> the*
42:00 <deeldose> sorry just trolling
42:00 <dudz> yeah same
42:00 <deeldose> i do dig shadowlurker tho he should be used to it bein on 4chan xD
43:00 <deeldose> u should cunt lol
43:00 <dudz> 4chan's just some website shit that uses http://, 
43:00 <dudz> facebooks just some website shit that uses http://
43:00 <deeldose> there are many tards on 4chan
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where a lot of shit happens in this channel though
44:00 <deeldose> but also a small amount of highly intelligent tards
44:00 <Bastardly_One> trolling/taking the piss gone badly
44:00 <CannibalClown> and boobs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> matter of perception
44:00 <deeldose> yeah the boobs are good
45:00 <Serenity> knock off time bitches
45:00 <slower> no, from where i sit, you are the cause of most of it
46:00 <CannibalClown> lol
46:00 <dudz> cause is towards blame, blame is for people who are shit
46:00 <CannibalClown> all you cunts cause it
46:00 <deeldose> how do i make my dna immune to desiring boobs
46:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown never causes anything
46:00 <deeldose> plz tell
46:00 <Serenity> become gay deeldose
46:00 <CannibalClown> I always fuel it
46:00 <deeldose> but then ill just desire something else
46:00 <deeldose> like a mans hair anus
47:00 <deeldose> so im fucked hey
47:00 <CannibalClown> (_*_)
47:00 <CannibalClown> lol
47:00 <deeldose> aww yeah
47:00 <Serenity> LOL mans hair anus
47:00 <Serenity> hahahah
47:00 <deeldose> anus ftl =/
47:00 <Serenity> i snorted
47:00 <CannibalClown> nowai
47:00 <CannibalClown> anus ftw
48:00 <deeldose> but its mans ahnoose
48:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown is all about the anus
48:00 <Serenity> man woman goat
48:00 <Serenity> hes not fussy
48:00 <CannibalClown> and.
48:00 <CannibalClown> lol
48:00 <CannibalClown> goat
48:00 <CannibalClown> u whore
48:00 <Serenity> :P
48:00 <dudz> so i just read a page of text that wasn't my own, is it my turn to type yet?
48:00 <deeldose> i spose if i had a life sentence in jail or somethin
48:00 <CannibalClown>  no
49:00 <deeldose> it woul be aright
49:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off 
49:00 <CannibalClown> lol
49:00 <deeldose> chicks anuses are ok usually but yea
49:00 <CannibalClown> dudz why are you back
49:00 <CannibalClown> noone likes you
49:00 <dudz> i wanted to vent
49:00 <dudz> i thought i'd come to a place where has people i dont care about in it
50:00 <dudz> but then i got sucked into being the nice person i am
50:00 <deeldose> dont u care about me =/
50:00 <Serenity> no one cares about anyone
50:00 <deeldose> i do tho
50:00 <Picard> i care about u Serenity
50:00 <Serenity> how nice
50:00 <deeldose> i care about loof really
51:00 <Serenity> i care about myself
51:00 <deeldose> we have a foreskin bond
51:00 <Picard> you are very special
51:00 <deeldose> i know
51:00 <deeldose> b1 is pretty cool too
51:00 <dudz> foreskin bond is when you talk to each other about and the topic is weather or not you each have a forskin, then if you both say you do, then bonding moment achieved?
51:00 <deeldose> and mandy jane
52:00 <deeldose> i like them so eat a dick
52:00 <deeldose> sort of dudz
53:00 <dudz> foreskin bond is when you each have a foreskin with a piecing in it, and you get a ring and loop the ring through each of your foreskins and then leave it there for 24hrs?
53:00 <deeldose> its not so technical
54:00 <deeldose> its like when u form a friend bond with a person even tho you may not share everything in common
54:00 <deeldose> i like them anyway...non trolling
54:00 <deeldose> like we are all on irc right
54:00 <dudz> yep
54:00 <deeldose> its not always about who is wrong or right
54:00 <deeldose> or who is cooler etc
55:00 <deeldose> so ill leave it out there
55:00 <dudz> having your foreskin removed is sort of like having an ear ring hey?
55:00 <dudz> or having a tattoo
56:00 <Lumeah> why would yo do that
56:00 <dudz> fashion statement i guess
56:00 <deeldose> depends who u talk to
56:00 <Lumeah> don't
57:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Me and Lumeah are fucking
57:00 <dudz> a conversation starter over the dinner table
57:00 <Pieter\\DUH> See
58:00 <Serenity> no one cares what you're doing with your dirty meth slug
58:00 <dudz> yeah Pieter\\DUH takes meth hey
58:00 <dudz> that's quite disgusting of him
59:00 <CannibalClown> ugh
59:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
59:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Yeh 
59:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I take fuckloads
59:00 <CannibalClown> i hope you die
59:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I use it as soap too
00:00 <dudz> does your meth pipe double as a straw for drinking toilet water?
00:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I got no teeth and a shrivelled dick
00:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Yeh
00:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I use loo water to clean it
00:00 <Pieter\\DUH> And ro inject into my cock
00:00 <dudz> do you blow bubbles int he toilet and the water splashes on your face and there's a shit and someones just done a piss int he toilet?
00:00 <deeldose> think ill just go meditate like a loser
00:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Its why im lump
01:00 <Lumeah> pietey you can't fuck me with a shrivilled dick hun lol
02:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I know
02:00 <Pieter\\DUH> But i can try
03:00 <Lumeah> lol try to not make me happy :P 
03:00 <dudz> for example: stretch it, apply adheisive tape and brace it to his meth pipe
04:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <dudz> so moral is that meth is disgusting.
05:00 <dudz> i'll be off then
06:00 <deeldose> ive decided id stil shit on eric claptons guitar
06:00 <deeldose> i even meditated b4 that decision
06:00 <deeldose> i think jimi hendrix is prob cooler
07:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9irsg1vBmq0
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimi Hendrix --- Voodoo Child, Live '69 (Jan 16, 2014) 14:11 - Category: Music - 41,568 views - 257 likes (98.1%), 5 dislikes (1.9%)
25:00 <Pieter\\DUH> \i still love you tho Lumeah
25:00 <Lumeah> i know pietey 
25:00 <Pieter\\DUH> :)
26:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Hey Lumeah
26:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Guess what
26:00 <Lumeah> what lol
26:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I love you
26:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Guess what Lumeah
27:00 <Pieter\\DUH> I said
27:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Guess what Lumeah!!
28:00 <Lumeah> i don't have nuts
28:00 <Lumeah> whhhhhhhhhhhat
29:00 <deeldose> is macaroni and cheese pretty good
29:00 <Lumeah> no
29:00 <Lumeah> lol
29:00 <deeldose> perception
29:00 <Lumeah> either are 2 min nuoodels
29:00 <Lumeah> noodles 
29:00 <Serenity> home made mac n cheese are delicious
29:00 <deeldose> 2 min jewdals are a fair bit lower tier than macaroni and cheese
30:00 <Serenity> are.. is
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I like 2 min noodles cunt
30:00 <deeldose> are they at least mi goreng
30:00 <Serenity> i dont not the maggi ones anyway
30:00 <deeldose> cos normal 2 min jewdals are pretty bad 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah either do I
30:00 <CannibalClown> migoreng > *
31:00 <Serenity> the noodles in the cup
31:00 <Serenity> oriental
31:00 <Serenity> or prawn n chicken
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I go so cheap it's not funny ... but they taste good
31:00 <deeldose> soz i cant defend the opinion that normal 2 min noodles are good
31:00 <Serenity> mmm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the blue on the packet
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah *that* brand
31:00 <deeldose> u should go to an asian supermarket
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like 'em ... but I don't like anything
31:00 <Serenity> indo mie
31:00 <deeldose> get the mi goreng a box costs fuck all
31:00 <deeldose> its like $5
32:00 <Serenity> http://www.thismomcancook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/homemade-mac-n-cheese.jpg
32:00 <deeldose> maggi noodles is like an aids ingestion
33:00 <deeldose> would eat anchovies pizzas
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't that long ago I'd of been able to say I've never had mac n cheese
33:00 <Pieter\\DUH> Beddie bies in a min
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have recently though ... I've missed out
33:00 <deeldose> u chuck a few olives and paremsan in a mac and cheese and u have a feats of kings
33:00 <Bastardly_One> same as turkey ... never had any idea that would taste so good
33:00 <deeldose> feats
33:00 <deeldose> feast
33:00 <deeldose> god dammit
34:00 <deeldose> tureky can indeed taste good compared to chicken
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I love chicken
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but had no idea turkey would be that good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> people should tell me this shit
36:00 <deeldose> i think its a fair bit yummer than chicken
36:00 <deeldose> chicken tastes pretty gross on its own
36:00 <deeldose> altough ive been going vegetarian lately like one of those offensive motherfuckers u know
36:00 <deeldose> that claims to be superior on basis of diet etc
37:00 <Serenity> i have to agree with you there
37:00 <Serenity> chicken needs to be flavoured then it tastes good
37:00 <deeldose> in by defence neil de grasse tyson is a vego
37:00 <Excessive> I got half a bbq chook today at woolies and some wholemeal bread n some Eskal dill cucumbers ........... fckn mad shit that stuff
37:00 <Serenity> just plain old chicken tastes like fart
37:00 <Bastardly_One> true
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
37:00 <deeldose> u gotta marinate it
38:00 <deeldose> or like kfc put a billion herbs and spices
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or just a plain old seasoned salt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or bbqed
38:00 <Serenity> loving lately getting strips into soy sauce ginger garlic and a teaspoon of brown sugar
38:00 <deeldose> still alone it seems much blander than a steak
38:00 <Serenity> leave it in for a couple hours in an air tight container
38:00 <Serenity> [6:38pm] <deeldose> or like kfc put a billion herbs and spices - and it still manages to taste like nothing but fat
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how's the brown sugar come out?
39:00 <Serenity> if you use about a teaspoon its not sweet but it evens out the salty in the soy sauce
39:00 <Bastardly_One> in both taste and consistency?
39:00 <Serenity> and kind caramalises on the outside
39:00 <Serenity> its yum
39:00 <deeldose> soy ginger and garlic does sound delish tho
39:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah right
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yummo
39:00 <Serenity> you could use honey too
39:00 <deeldose> that can go real good on wedges too
39:00 <Serenity> but i prefer the taste of the brown sugar
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I was on the right track
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... hate honey
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <CannibalClown> boobs
40:00 <Serenity> has to be brown sugar
40:00 <Excessive> bbq chook n garlic sauce is gd too
40:00 <deeldose> man bewbs
40:00 <deeldose> checkmate xD
40:00 <Serenity> garlic sauce should be on everything
40:00 <Serenity> mmm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> garlic salt on chicken is good though
41:00 <deeldose> good food talk can be pretty offensive
41:00 <DreamSeller> turkey needs flavouring 
41:00 <DreamSeller> roast chicken is lush 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> i think the turkey I had was slightly flavoured
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but man was it fucking good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> recent taste sensation for me
42:00 <Excessive> I only have turkey at x-mas at the oldies, otherwise never
42:00 <DreamSeller> cannibal
42:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
42:00 <CannibalClown> boobs
42:00 <deeldose> but would u rather the best steak in the world
42:00 <deeldose> or some turkey?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> turkey
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a fan of red meat ... don't like the texture
43:00 <deeldose> spose i attended too many gay christmas lunches
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a common conversation in here ... I don't like many kinds of food at all
43:00 <CannibalClown> speaking of boobs
43:00 <deeldose> ive been tryna go vego cos of faggotry
43:00 <Excessive> also korean bbq is fckn gd too, where u order the meat and u cook it on a mini coal fired grill at ur table .......... jus that the place I've been goin to u need a gd 30 bux to be satisfied
44:00 <deeldose> its even better for the environment
44:00 <CannibalClown> Maurice you whore its bin night
44:00 <deeldose> and even homos like einstein and tesla endorsed it
44:00 <Maurice> It's already out
46:00 <deeldose>   "Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival for life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet."
46:00 <deeldose>           Albert Einstein
46:00 <deeldose> like what the fucking fuck
46:00 <deeldose> what do i do
46:00 <deeldose> its like embrace retardation or submite
46:00 <deeldose> -e
47:00 <deeldose>   "Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages."
47:00 <deeldose>         Thomas Edison
47:00 <deeldose> help me evade this
48:00 <deeldose> people way smarter than me decided this
48:00 <CannibalClown> stop preaching
48:00 <deeldose> im not even there im trying it
48:00 <deeldose> but i can see why theyd say it
48:00 <CannibalClown> just stop
48:00 <deeldose> its even good for the carbon cycle
49:00 <deeldose> k
49:00 <Excessive> the council where I am banned smoking outside at the takeaway shops here, so I hardly dine out nowadays, though there is a lebbo joint where they have hookers and u can smoke there, wonder wat kind of licence/exemption they have with that
50:00 <CannibalClown> probably none
51:00 <deeldose> prob cos hookers make money
51:00 <deeldose> and u dont
51:00 <Excessive> hooker pipes deeldose*
51:00 <deeldose> like shishah style
52:00 <Excessive> aka hubleh bubbleh as the wogs call it
52:00 <deeldose> who knows the law
52:00 <deeldose> prob something shit tho
58:00 <deeldose> why does google suck so bad?
02:00 <stebie> google isn't sucking as bad as both richmond and carlton
03:00 <stebie> LOL
03:00 <stebie> oh my
06:00 <Bastardly_One> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
06:00 <Bastardly_One> second week in a row I've jinxed us
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I said we'd win 9 - 18 points
06:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm so much for havin drinks tonite with this dude
07:00 <Excessive> he never came through
07:00 <Excessive> mabbe caught up with his wk
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have a die hard richmond supporter in my class who wore his jersey today to attempt to start a friendly footy feud with me
07:00 <mattyd> maybe he was talkin SH1t
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna be hell to put up with on monday
08:00 <Excessive> donno, it was him that asked for goin for drinks, so ........... no biggie
09:00 <Bastardly_One> come on Blue Boys!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> only a point in it ow
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *now
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to win as I won't be able to stand the gloating
09:00 <Bastardly_One> draw now
10:00 <stebie> richmond's 1 up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> come one!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> please!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> one more goal!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> for all us carlton supporters who hate richmond supporters always thinking beating us is gonna give them a good season
12:00 <stebie> 2 pts now
12:00 <Excessive> at least u're not bettin on it (or r u) .......... the rage when losin would be much more intense
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Jack sucks
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thankfully
12:00 <Serenity> i tell you what
12:00 <Serenity> these games are dull as fuck without betts
12:00 <stebie> i'm just laiughing
13:00 <Picard> betts is a cunt
13:00 <Bastardly_One> damn simpson you poof
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you stebie
13:00 <stebie> -i
13:00 <stebie> sorry B1
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> tigers supporters always think beating us
13:00 <stebie> but the amount of stupid shit i've witnessed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is gonna give them an awesome season
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we're not playing well
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nor have all game
13:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
14:00 <stebie> it's going both ways
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well you know it if you're a tigers supporter
14:00 <stebie> LOL
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this is like a traditional rival game
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only a week late
14:00 <Serenity> fuck
14:00 <stebie> that was... epic fail then epic win.
14:00 <stebie> well, epic fail, then epic fail, then win.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
15:00 <Serenity> fail win fail win fail WIN
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> jack fucked up
15:00 <Excessive> back in like .......... ummmm ......... 98, b4 adsl, I shared a house with a couple of older dudes, it was their lease and one of em was makin a livin from bettin on sports, they had 2 lines in the house, one for the nets (dialup) and one for the phone
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we edwards (us) saved it and muffed it up, then Pickering from Richmond made a goal of it
15:00 <Picard> wtf was that?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was bullshit
15:00 <Picard> umpires are fucked
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you saw that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon hey?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we had that free
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but the mistakes were epic too
16:00 <Picard> how was that called advantage?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Jack would of punched him instead of cried
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... fucked if i know
16:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
16:00 <Picard> the ball was on the ground, no one had it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yup
17:00 <Bastardly_One> can still possibly do it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 mins ... and play on from that?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he fucking missed
17:00 <Picard> play on?
17:00 <Picard> wtf
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this shit?
17:00 <Picard> umpires are muppets
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this is straight out bias or what?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or just disgusting umpiring
18:00 <Picard> disgusting umpires
18:00 <Picard> or who knows matthew leppard loves a bet he might have backed the blues
18:00 <stebie> i hope it's a draw
18:00 <stebie> because neither side deserves to win
18:00 <Picard> piss off stebie
18:00 <Serenity> excuse me
18:00 <Serenity> i will fucking kick your face in
18:00 <Picard> im going to next weeks game, we better beat the doggies
19:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> sorry im getting shitty now
19:00 <Serenity> i dunno what game they think theyre playing but its not fucking football
19:00 <stebie> GOAL
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you watching as well?
19:00 <Serenity> yes
19:00 <Picard> goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <Picard> goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <Serenity> who cut that cunts hair
20:00 <Picard> fuck you carlton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ./ignore stebie
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Martin
20:00 <Picard> his dealer
20:00 <stebie> :O
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking thug looking eh?
20:00 <Serenity> :(
20:00 <Serenity> number 4
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My family are all richmond supporters
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that martin cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... here it goes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sing it arsehole
21:00 <Serenity> are you a tigers supporter picard
21:00 <Picard> woooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
21:00 <Picard> yes Serenity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm used to it
21:00 <Serenity> ahh
21:00 <Serenity> good game
21:00 <Picard> shit game lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah you're from fucking tiger land
21:00 <Serenity> well you won so haha
21:00 <Picard> nearly threw it away
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of lost
21:00 <Serenity> IM BEING A GOOD SPORT
21:00 <Serenity> ACCEPT IT
21:00 <Picard> hahha ty Serenity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for that shit umpiring
21:00 <Picard> hope we win next week
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a free, and a mark and not a play on
21:00 <Serenity> i miss eddie :(
21:00 <Picard> eddie is a dirty prick
22:00 <Serenity> he was my fave
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Betts probably is gonna start a rap career
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the look he was developing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Excessive> hmmmm I gottah leg it to Artarmon n back tomoz to get mah stash ......... half hour each way
24:00 <Serenity> i have a lindt bunny
25:00 <Serenity> its so pretty.. but i want to eat it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> eat it to console yourself
25:00 <Bastardly_One> to *Richmond*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like losing to Essendon ...
26:00 <Serenity> better than losing to collingwood
26:00 <Excessive> callingweed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's never happening this year the way it's looking
27:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Collingwood .... bwhahahahahahahaha!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we're ok next week and the week after
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Essendon and Melbourne
29:00 <Excessive> I was never into sports, so I don't follow any ......... so I can't engage with the convo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was meant to ask you something for someone
29:00 <Excessive> ask away
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure what it entails but someone that used to chat here has to do an assignment and it's to interview someone not born in australia
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna do it?
30:00 <Excessive> no thnx, I don't really wannah tell ppl my life story
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough too
30:00 <Picard> Excessive just make random comments we dont know anything about footy either
30:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
32:00 <Excessive> *hint* tell em to read the bible ......... the whole story is in there "in hypothetics"
33:00 <Serenity> i feel so evil for ripping this rabbits head off.
33:00 <stebie> what rabbit??
35:00 <Serenity> [7:25pm] <@Serenity> i have a lindt bunny
35:00 <Excessive> u'd know that it's not bs when it says that "his country is as long as it is wide"
35:00 <Serenity> http://www.chocolatefare.com.au/lindt%20gold%20bunny.jpg
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never really researched easter too much
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wonder when it went from traditional fare to chocolate
38:00 <Excessive> we have a joke in sydney abt easter "don't hang around the cross this easter" *does a zombie crucifix*
48:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/538010_10152063068303299_647814853_n.jpg
49:00 <mattyd> didnt think it worked like that tbh
50:00 <JimmyJack> so good
51:00 <Kynetic> vego lasagne?
51:00 <Kynetic> or still with meat just eggplant instead of pasta
51:00 <JimmyJack> nah it has meat
51:00 <Kynetic> ive done that a few times its pretty nice
51:00 <JimmyJack> same as normal lasagne but eggplant added
51:00 <Kynetic> ay yea
51:00 <Kynetic> should try using the eggplant as the pasta layer
51:00 <JimmyJack> oooh
51:00 <JimmyJack> nice
52:00 <Kynetic> its pretty nice
52:00 <Kynetic> i do love my pasta though so its not quite as good as my normal lasagne
52:00 <Kynetic> but its still pretty up there.
52:00 <JimmyJack> yeah\
52:00 <JimmyJack> pasta is awesome
52:00 <JimmyJack> u like gnocchi?
52:00 <Kynetic> the meat sauce makes it tho..
52:00 <Kynetic> yea i dont have it very often though
52:00 <JimmyJack> k
52:00 <Kynetic> never tried doing it at home 
53:00 <Kynetic> tbh
53:00 <Kynetic> i have no doubts its fucken full of calories
53:00 <JimmyJack> oh yeah man
53:00 <Kynetic> so its pretty much off the menu here at home.
53:00 <JimmyJack> for sure
53:00 <Kynetic> hehe
54:00 <Kynetic> my lasagne is pretty evil tho
54:00 <Kynetic> i use shitloads of cheese in the bechemel sauce
54:00 <JimmyJack> mmm
54:00 <JimmyJack> yum
54:00 <Kynetic> i put probably twice as many veges as i do mince too.. blend it all up with herbs fresh picked from my herb garden
55:00 <Kynetic> i love cooking it.. but its just.. evil.
55:00 <JimmyJack> least ur getting lots of veges
55:00 <JimmyJack> probably live to 120
56:00 <JimmyJack> you poo ok?
56:00 <Kynetic> yea
56:00 <JimmyJack> cool
56:00 <Kynetic> twice a day like clockwork
56:00 <JimmyJack> awesome
56:00 <JimmyJack> brb
59:00 <Excessive> meh, I'mnah water my plants, bbs
00:00 <Kynetic> `seen sgt-splode
00:00 <prowl> Kynetic, I found 2 matches to your query: Sgt_Splode, Sgt-Splode. Sgt_Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 weeks 3 days 20 hours 2 minutes ago (09.02. 01:58) stating "Quit: I have a riddle, for you. A conundrum, if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck ..... I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore." after spending 2 minutes there.
02:00 <DreamSeller> I miss splodey 
05:00 <simba> i like sgt splode hes like Skirmish but without the false sense of superiority
05:00 <Kynetic> yeah
05:00 <Kynetic> he just hates everyone.
05:00 <Kynetic> including himself.
06:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, lews liek 7/11 snacks tonite
07:00 <Kynetic> i have a craving for kfc
07:00 <Kynetic> but lasagne will have to suffice.
08:00 <Excessive> haven't had lasagne for aaaaaaaaaaaaaages
08:00 <Kynetic> how long does a pouch last you Excessive?
08:00 <Kynetic> or do u get chop chop
08:00 <Excessive> I go through 2 50g and 2 30G a fortnite with heaps to spare
08:00 <Excessive> nah chop chop is shit
09:00 <Excessive> rollies r like half price of tailors
09:00 <Excessive> and then the chop chop (when I used to get it) was like half the price of rollies
09:00 <Excessive> when I used to get it for 50 bux for quarter kilo
09:00 <Excessive> but it's shit imo
10:00 <Excessive> alway fckn wet n shit
10:00 <Excessive> would have to keep it in the fridge and like pull out enough for the followin day and leave it out to dry a bit etc
11:00 <Kynetic> yea
11:00 <Kynetic> im getting through a 25g over 8 or 9 days lately
12:00 <Excessive> u're doin well
12:00 <Kynetic> i used to go through a 50g in 5 or 6
12:00 <Kynetic> so yea
12:00 <Kynetic> :P
12:00 <Excessive> lol daci invites me to his Melb gigs still
12:00 <Excessive> like I could be fcked on goin to Melb
12:00 <beehhh> summer wankers
13:00 <Excessive> I think he jus invites his whole friends list or somethin
13:00 <beehhh> know what you've done to me
14:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmmm another 45 or so mins and I'mnah stroll across to 7/11 for some egg n lettuce sangas
15:00 <Excessive> and some red bull
15:00 <Excessive> gottah meetup tomoz with this dude from another chan for some drinks
16:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1483401_10152413601718646_1413175141_n.jpg
17:00 <Excessive> he lives in the city, he wanted me to go into town to meet him, I ended up convincin him to come up north 
18:00 <beehhh> https://img02.binnys.com/images/winelabels/35879L.jpg
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> `[ing
23:00 <beehhh> https://scontent-b-kul.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t31.0-8/10014301_743904645653623_1523698756_o.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ping
24:00 <beehhh> curtin uni bentley
24:00 <beehhh> seems like not much been changed
25:00 <mattyd> take that
28:00 <beehhh> today's debate hockey abbott vs bill shock shorten
28:00 <beehhh> mattyd how did the mh370 ended up in antarstica
29:00 <beehhh> it must have been a non-stop flight
32:00 <Excessive> http://www.wkow.com/story/25068291/2014/03/25/woman-punches-dj-destroys-equipment-over-song-selections
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> midnite madness
34:00 <stuffz> whejn i am on irc i get stuck when i admit that i lie or tell the truth
34:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1011072_1483378848548999_1604338151_n.jpg
34:00 <mattyd> i heard it went under the world and fell off the edge
35:00 <DemonsRun> That bear.
35:00 <stuffz> so i write sometyhing and present it as a lie, or a fact and then i get stuick and i cant stiop
36:00 <slower> you could try typing english first
36:00 <stuffz> oh i dunno. its very tricky
36:00 <Kynetic> never admit you are wrong
36:00 <stuffz> well look, i will give a demonmstration?
36:00 <Kynetic> just pull shit out of your ass
36:00 <Kynetic> then when proved wrong
36:00 <Kynetic> politely remove yourself from the conversation.
36:00 <stuffz> no i do nt admit to wrong i admit to lie or fact
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweeeeet
36:00 <beehhh> halifax is an amazing town
36:00 <beehhh> cold enough to froze anyones ball
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> 30 mins so have pouch of bacco!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
37:00 <stuffz> ok i will have to give a demonstartion... and perhaps som ebody can help me find a way to not get stuck?
37:00 <stuffz> ok
37:00 <DemonsRun> I like Kynetic's view.
37:00 <DemonsRun> It works
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i likie his ass
37:00 <stuffz> i am a cow
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it, really works ;)
37:00 <stuffz> that is a lie
38:00 <stuffz> but the line4 above i told tyhe truth
38:00 <stuffz> and the line above this line i am telling the truith
38:00 <stuffz> and the line above this line i am telling the truth
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acManqOH4BI#t=81
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Delerium Feat. Sarah McLachlan - Silence (Original Fade Sanctuary Remix) (Mar 11, 2012) 11:10 - Category: Music - 107,831 views - 441 likes (96.1%), 18 dislikes (3.9%)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
38:00 <stuffz> and i am telling tyhe truth about the line above this line
38:00 <PandasDontDrive>  shouldnt have had a coffee then ay
38:00 <stuffz> and above this line? i am telling th4e truth
39:00 <stuffz> and i am also terlling thre truth in the line above this one
39:00 <stuffz> i am telling the truth about everything i said about all lines above this line but not the first line
39:00 <stuffz> but i am tellingh teh truith about the first line
39:00 <stuffz> and i am not lying about the above two linew
39:00 <beehhh> there were guns, fear and unscrupulous behaviour presense at the dock
40:00 <stuffz> and i am also telling the truth about the line above what i said about the two lines above that
40:00 <stuffz> so tired.... i was telling the truth
40:00 <stuffz> and i think i am telling the truth about the line above and also this line
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1460207_620042294751372_823502291_n.jpg
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> unless you homo or whut
41:00 <stuffz> so i am telling teh truith about all lines above this line excepty the first l;ine which i was telling a lie but i am telling the truth about the first line which was a lie
42:00 <stuffz> fuck
42:00 <stuffz> look at tyhose legs
42:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/998867_10201134489998993_1030265005_n.jpg?oh=f840139ad81a4084e843071133064469&oe=53B6DC12&__gda__=1403844703_0b187dc33013d32763e0fd51d243ae89
43:00 <simba> lol that azn girl literally has NO butt
43:00 <beehhh> How it was betrayed in the past was a greater lesson to be learned and delivered
44:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/ff205f9df76f5954da82d5497fad254a/tumblr_n12hc1ZyBX1qh2bm6o1_500.jpg
46:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1932339_10201136838977716_253455709_n.jpg
48:00 <simba> tom and jerry rage harder than pinocchio
48:00 <beehhh> those 6 passangers could have been saved n protected
49:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1512290_10201136840097744_1404095861_n.jpg
51:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoFAGjkUdsc
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - Follow Me (Full Track) [HD] (Dec 28, 2010) 12:40 - Category: Music - 110,097 views - 575 likes (98.6%), 8 dislikes (1.4%)
52:00 <simba> a guy linked me 2 a bunch of tom and jerry joints once and this was my pick of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHpA3_gMfBE
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom and Jerry (4 Hero) - Till The Morning (Jan 17, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 33,835 views - 176 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
52:00 <simba> r u a fan of dis riddims
53:00 <Excessive> ugh ........ breakbeat
54:00 <simba> its not 2 bad
55:00 <Excessive> how's the hackin goin Loof?
56:00 <JimmyJack> `Seen Bastardly_One
56:00 <DreamSeller> who's hacking who now? 
56:00 <prowl> JimmyJack, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 57 minutes ago (26.03. 20:58) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 1 hour 12 minutes there.
57:00 <Excessive> Loof had an ambition of hackin someone in here a few days ago .......... mabbe he's given up on the idea now
57:00 <_\romeO> i like sex
57:00 <_\romeO> loof is dirty
57:00 <simba> HAX
57:00 <simba> i like RoMEO
57:00 <_\romeO> :)
57:00 <DreamSeller> lol
57:00 <_\romeO> i like simba
57:00 <_\romeO> ;)
57:00 <simba> Romeo 4 Simba
58:00 <simba> gawjuz irc cuple
58:00 <Skirmish> simba: It's not a false sense of superiority. ;-)
58:00 <JimmyJack> it's like making modern art, to be fucking then you fart. you shoudln't be so critical of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
58:00 <simba> lol Skirmish
59:00 <_\romeO> i need sleep
59:00 <_\romeO> i had a pretty crazy night last night
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