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00:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o9dEctYFnI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo ThinkPad Helix Laptop/Tablet Hybrid (Jan 7, 2013) 2:49 - Category: Science and Technology - 6,904 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <beehhh> Tā mā de wǒ de pìgu
17:00 <Fez> Hi
17:00 <shads123> made 5 trax
17:00 <beehhh> we are gonna put a man inside a machine
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExYMOD411_s
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo ThinkPad Helix hands-on preview ( CES 2013) (Jan 8, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Science and Technology - 4,933 views - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <shads123> cuppa bbiab dj
18:00 <shads123> yo frayed
18:00 <shads123> :)
18:00 <frayedknot> hello
18:00 <shads123> whats doin
18:00 <frayedknot> nothing
18:00 <frayedknot> u?
18:00 <shads123> just got home..makin music
19:00 <shads123> gave up ciggarretes
19:00 <Excessive> gd luck with that man
20:00 <shads123> got a 80 ecig
20:00 <shads123> u can still blow smokerings xd imo
21:00 <beehhh> i got extra hotperiperi sauce and with cheese and tuna in oil on three toast
22:00 <shads123> `seen kuniva
22:00 <prowl> shads123, I found 19 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: LegoMan, kuniva, koon, Big_stinkin_cankles, kun. LegoMan ([email protected]) was last seen joining #brisbane 8 hours 37 minutes ago (27.03. 14:44). LegoMan is still there.
22:00 <shads123> rofl
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YvXgHe5UY
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Exploring the ASUS Transformer Pad Infinity (Jun 25, 2012) 8:16 - Category: Science and Technology - 254,268 views - 1,078 likes (95.7%), 48 dislikes (4.3%)
28:00 <shads123> zombie apocalypse XD IMO XD
29:00 <shads123> Sup excessive
29:00 <shads123> cuppa brb
29:00 <shads123> did u fix the 1200 imo
29:00 <Excessive> not much, prolly crash soon-ish
29:00 <shads123> k
29:00 <Excessive> nah not yet
29:00 <shads123> i had 5 bongs off me cunt
29:00 <Excessive> I'm gettin some tomoz
30:00 <shads123> i got 30 for ten
30:00 <Excessive> nais
30:00 <shads123> bbiab
31:00 <shads123> wanna get cd mixers...ehe i should pull out those party 2x cds u gave us they rock,..
32:00 <shads123> sure i backed em up anyways
34:00 <Excessive> dw abt cdj's man, jus get a lappy
48:00 <beehhh> a sad day for you but not for me
49:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah lay down and prolly fall asleep on the couch again, mabbe bbl, mabbe not .......... happy bitchin ladies :D
58:00 <shadsam> yo
04:00 <shadsam> sups
04:00 <shadsam> H:\A A A PRO JUICER A A A\Wayne C The Cats Got My Dubstep (AM faces at deadmau5 mix).mp3
06:00 <shadsam> chillaxin
08:00 <Scramble> darlin' leave a light on for me
08:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/stream
08:00 <Scramble> sup shads
09:00 <shadsam> chilax`n dude,...You,...
09:00 <Scramble> yeah much the same
09:00 <shadsam> no worries
09:00 <shadsam> xd
10:00 <Scramble> played a bit of pub poker tonight
10:00 <Scramble> it was an improvement :P
14:00 <Fez> Billy
15:00 <shadsam> neck up BILLYGOAT
15:00 <Skirmish> shadsam is such a pro music maker ... he wanted a CD mixed.  LOL
15:00 <Skirmish> mixer*
16:00 <BillyGoat> hello
16:00 <BillyGoat> ill gut you shadsam
16:00 <Bonny> hey BillyGoat
16:00 <Skirmish> I bet he gets some faders on a slab of wood with two discmans connected to it. 
16:00 <BillyGoat> bonny bb
16:00 <Bonny> bb
16:00 <BillyGoat> how are you
16:00 <Bonny> great thanks
16:00 <BillyGoat> :D
16:00 <Bonny> wanna come with us for dinner?
16:00 <shadsam> Make Sense skirmish
16:00 <BillyGoat> aiight
16:00 <Bonny> tomorrow
17:00 <BillyGoat> i jump on me BMX n ride down now :P
17:00 <Bonny> chinese it's in cedric stirling
17:00 <BillyGoat> should be there 6pm sharp
17:00 <shadsam> we all know skirmish is in debt 450k
17:00 <BillyGoat> yum
17:00 <shadsam> total looser
17:00 <Bonny> gonna be with 2 other friends
18:00 <shadsam> hmm
18:00 <Bonny> my last night in perth
18:00 <BillyGoat> what time ya goin 
18:00 <BillyGoat> you enjoyed ya stay there ?
18:00 <Bonny> 6:30
18:00 <Bonny> yes I have
19:00 <Bonny> the restaurant is called chu sing
19:00 <Skirmish> $450k debt now!  It grows $50k each day!
19:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
19:00 <shadsam> -
19:00 <shadsam> lol
19:00 <dematerialised> Bonny is in perth?
19:00 <Skirmish> I must have a hardcore drug habit. 
19:00 <dematerialised> are you a hipster?
19:00 <Bonny> yup
19:00 <Bonny> leaving saturday morning
19:00 <dematerialised> cool
20:00 <dematerialised> just visiting then?
20:00 <Bonny> yes
20:00 <beehhh> peter vella's awesomness n uncomparble unique strawberry red grape wine
20:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
20:00 <Maurice> I don't get what makes Skirmish do unlikeable, is it his fetish for capitals?
20:00 <dematerialised> well as a life long perth resident i hope you enjoyed your stay
20:00 <BillyGoat> good too hear bonny :)
21:00 <beehhh> their alchy is so different than the rest of the world
21:00 <Bonny> thanks dematerialised
21:00 <Maurice> do = so
22:00 <Skirmish> Probably because I am not walking the streets of my neighbourhood taking pizza boxes out of bins hoping for some crust to eat like some here do Maurice. They be jelly of my success in life. 
22:00 <Maurice> Damn, I do that :/
23:00 <Skirmish> Considering that pic we all seen of Shads ... his neighbours don't eat their crust. 
23:00 <Maurice> Rank
24:00 <beehhh> tranny loves it cause it dont hurt her
25:00 <BillyGoat> shadsam has a 450k debt food bill
25:00 <Skirmish> Don't hassle him out because of his weight. It takes a lot of effort and time to keep a body in that shape.  That shape being ROUND. 
25:00 <beehhh> there were flash flood in brissie earlier today
26:00 <shadsam> lolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <shadsam> the cunts r on boogey boards!!!
26:00 <shadsam> Aligators in the Streets...xd
27:00 <beehhh> break their legs with a baseballbat
27:00 <shadsam> lolol
28:00 <Maurice> beehhh, nobody believes you have a gf or even a tranny gf
28:00 <Maurice> Stfu
28:00 <beehhh> i pushed a gekko off the third floor window like the sound when it landed on a concrete floor
28:00 <beehhh> Maurice she sent me 20 txt msg today alone
29:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah it didn't
29:00 <Skirmish> I think now we've set the precedent of perm banning chris for being a random crackhead we need to continue with that standard and perm ban beehhh.
29:00 <Maurice> That's repulsive
30:00 <Skirmish> Love your monkey magic 70's tv show haircut there beehhh.  Looking suave. 
30:00 <shadsam> i have nine wives!
30:00 <beehhh> did u hear the chris pyne had a goat in the parliament fella had a ball at the opposition
31:00 <beehhh> im wearing a cap
32:00 <beehhh> narell is a flat chested circumsized muslim malay tranny
32:00 <beehhh> she was asking me to buy her a wedding ring
35:00 <beehhh> Maurice: you should know by now I dont do girls
37:00 <Skirmish> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44856000/jpg/_44856093_cast_bbc466.jpg    <---- beehhh and his gang just hanging out. beehhh has the skulls around his neck. 
38:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/Lzsh64j.jpg
40:00 <Skirmish> I think your cousin responded to a mail I sent to my bank today beehhh. He got the answer wrong. 
40:00 <Maurice> You have snot hanging out of your nose
40:00 <shadsam> rofl rofl
41:00 <beehhh> nope the mirror was dirty
41:00 <beehhh> selfie on a mirror bia
41:00 <beehhh> bie
43:00 <beehhh> hobert seems cool climate
47:00 <BillyGoat> yeah wipe your nose
47:00 <BillyGoat> you dirty indian cunt
48:00 <beehhh> http://i57.tinypic.com/241vygg.jpg
52:00 <beehhh> time to hit the bed
52:00 <beehhh> 10:52 n its late
52:00 <cherri_pie> wassup bichess
52:00 <cherri_pie> what are you all cyber bullies talking about tonight
53:00 <cherri_pie> its too early for you to be so quiet
54:00 <cherri_pie> wtf??
54:00 <cherri_pie> helllllo
55:00 <beehhh> please be gone
55:00 <cherri_pie> as if you people dont wanna attack me
55:00 <cherri_pie> that would be funny
56:00 <beehhh> and dont come back tonight
57:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh is a pimp
00:00 <beehhh> http://images.watoday.com.au/2013/03/08/4093093/Barnett_McGowan_wide-620x349.jpg
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXxqG4aqwY4
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Million Ways To Die In The West Official Red Band Trailer #1 (2014) - Seth MacFarlane Movie HD (Jan 30, 2014) 2:54 - Category: Film and Animation - 1,033,930 views - 7,871 likes (96.4%), 295 dislikes (3.6%)
12:00 <Skirmish> This is going to be the BEST movie of 2014. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Just looking at Seth Macfarlane laugh makes me wet myself. 
12:00 <Fez> Is not
12:00 <Fez> Lassie 2014 will be
13:00 <shadsam> * beehhh ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: I DONT WANT YOUR FUTURE)
21:00 <BillyGoat> shadsam is beehhhs tranny
21:00 <Scramble> dreamy days
23:00 <Skirmish> beehhh said that fucking shads was like rolling around naked on a sweaty jumping castle. 
23:00 <dematerialised> lmao
24:00 <BillyGoat> loll
24:00 <BillyGoat> shads you just got whooped
24:00 <BillyGoat> dematerialised darcy key
24:00 <dematerialised> nah bro
24:00 <dematerialised> the time is gone
24:00 <dematerialised> the moment lost
24:00 <BillyGoat> y
24:00 <BillyGoat> i am darcy
25:00 <dematerialised> no you aren't
25:00 <BillyGoat> im gonna bash ya
25:00 <dematerialised> gonna steal my shoes?
25:00 <BillyGoat> gonna steal fuses out your fuse bbox
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <BillyGoat> shape get fucked cunt
31:00 <BillyGoat> did darcy ever bash you dematerialised?
31:00 <Scramble> sure did
32:00 <DreamSeller> wtf? 
32:00 <ZeroDistance> hmm
32:00 <ZeroDistance> oh
32:00 <ZeroDistance> yo DS
32:00 <ZeroDistance> this shithouse BillyGoat
32:00 <ZeroDistance> about it?
33:00 <ZeroDistance> Wish this dude would just pretend to suck pussy and call his mum.
34:00 <ZeroDistance> Oi Goat Ass
34:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn cheesecake.
52:00 <Saemon> wtf
52:00 <Saemon> so quiet in here
52:00 <Saemon> talk mofos
55:00 <ZeroDistance> aye
55:00 <ZeroDistance> wondering
55:00 <ZeroDistance> just cause
55:00 <ZeroDistance> u fuckin ginzo jew
55:00 <ZeroDistance> how u piss?
55:00 <ZeroDistance> shoip lookin ginzo Saemon
55:00 <ZeroDistance> HOW DO YOU PISS
55:00 <ZeroDistance> WHEN UR IN UR ROLLER CHAIR
55:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
04:00 <Loof> hey Saemon bro :)
09:00 <Sponge> who is that famous hollywood actor
09:00 <Sponge> Kynetic where do you get your weed from
09:00 <Skirmish> Plants
10:00 <Sponge> Skirmish how do I get weed?
10:00 <Skirmish> Wait a few weeks, should be heaps in your gardens. 
12:00 <Scramble> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1inVfAs8w
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Regurgitator - Everyday Formula (Aug 5, 2010) 2:15 - Category: Music - 17,903 views - 104 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Loof> awesome song
22:00 <Sponge> I don't know any scum or crimminals. How do I buy weed?
22:00 <Sponge> I need it as a medicine to help sleep
22:00 <Sponge> I only know good people
26:00 <dematerialised> get prescription painkillers
26:00 <dematerialised> illegal and does the same thing
26:00 <dematerialised> weed is for retards
26:00 <dematerialised> weed is*
28:00 <Loof> agreed
29:00 <Loof> all drugs are fucked imo
29:00 <Loof> be a nerd and dominate
34:00 <shadsam> * Removed *!*[email protected] from ignore list
34:00 <shadsam> -
35:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
35:00 <shadsam> -
35:00 <shadsam> lolol
40:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-only
44:00 <JimmyJack> sweet
44:00 <Loof> some tunes
44:00 <shadsam> nice and mellow
44:00 <Loof> awesome
44:00 <shadsam> listening
44:00 <Loof> yep
45:00 <shadsam> is there something other than paypal to use ypur credit card to pay for ebay items imo
45:00 <Loof> depends on the item
45:00 <Loof> some have bank deposit
46:00 <shadsam> phone
46:00 <shadsam> yeah i know its gotta be cc
46:00 <Loof> ah damn
46:00 <Loof> how you doing anyway man?
46:00 <Loof> high?
46:00 <Loof> got weed?
47:00 <Loof> wish i did
49:00 <ZeroDistance> loof
49:00 <ZeroDistance> man
49:00 <ZeroDistance> this night
50:00 <ZeroDistance> went so weird
50:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
50:00 <ZeroDistance> this guy
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i called him chopper
50:00 <Loof> what happened?
50:00 <ZeroDistance> infront all these girls with me
50:00 <ZeroDistance> he tried kick me
50:00 <ZeroDistance> caught his leg n flipped him round
50:00 <Loof> nice
50:00 <Loof> u ninja
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lols as
50:00 <ZeroDistance> all we wanted
51:00 <ZeroDistance> was these two pedo cunts
51:00 <ZeroDistance> fuckoff
51:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> now
51:00 <Loof> so many dickheads in pubs man
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i kinda dunno whats goin on coz this chick 
51:00 <ZeroDistance> is like
51:00 <ZeroDistance> urrghhh
52:00 <ZeroDistance> but least i beat this dudes head in for crackin onto a 17 yr old.
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5
52:00 <Loof> ^5
52:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta go get food
52:00 <Loof> how old was he?
52:00 <Loof> damn
52:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
53:00 <ZeroDistance> gooood time!
53:00 <Loof> i gotta stop chainsmoking
53:00 <Loof> and drinking
53:00 <Loof> should get back on weed
54:00 <Loof> maybe
54:00 <Loof> enjoying being straight though
55:00 <Loof> if drinking is still being straight
55:00 <Loof> seems society says it is
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Scramble> meh, nobody needs weed
56:00 <Loof> i dont
56:00 <Loof> wish i learned that 20 years ago
56:00 <BlackDevil> have you seen kim's k baby?
56:00 <BlackDevil> kid is always naked
56:00 <BlackDevil> and ugly
56:00 <Loof> ew
56:00 <Scramble> that's cool BlackDevil 
56:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8120602112/hB2B5D494/
56:00 <Scramble> it's nothing to give up weed either
56:00 <Loof> was easy
57:00 <Loof> giving up grog is harder
57:00 <Scramble> yeah
57:00 <Scramble> much harder
57:00 <Scramble> I haven't smoked weed in 6 months
57:00 <Loof> nice
57:00 <Scramble> I'll still drink a few times a week
57:00 <Loof> 6 days for me
57:00 <Scramble> and on weekends until i'm blind
57:00 <Loof> that's fine imo
00:00 <Loof> now i'm off drugs, should i pursue love or money?
00:00 <Scramble> although the last week i've been drinking every night
00:00 <Scramble> why not both?
00:00 <Loof> one obsession at a time
00:00 <Sponge> Scramble do you ever get pain from your liver
00:00 <Scramble> http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/255955i456481721C0FE1CB/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1
01:00 <Scramble> sponge, yes, I've had it this week
01:00 <Sponge> you likely have a fatty liver
01:00 <Scramble> likely
01:00 <Sponge> that's what the dr told me. I had to give up alcohol
01:00 <Sponge> :(
01:00 <Scramble> it's also not giving it a rest this week
01:00 <Scramble> I can go weeks without drinking too
02:00 <Sponge> I've only had 1 4litre goon this year
02:00 <Scramble> lol
02:00 <Sponge> due to my fatty liver
02:00 <Scramble> didn't think about splurging on anything nicer?
02:00 <Sponge> I"M hoping it gets better and I can go back to drinking
02:00 <Sponge> i'm after effects not quality or flavour
02:00 <Scramble> there's the problem
03:00 <Loof> try metho
03:00 <Sponge> a cheap white wine isn't really bad for you. cheap red's are another thing
03:00 <Scramble> http://e-shop.carrefour.com.cn/sales/upload_s/12800.jpg
03:00 <Scramble> what you're after is that
03:00 <Scramble> $11 from your chinese grocer
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Scramble> 56%
04:00 <Scramble> 500 ml
04:00 <Scramble> thank me later
04:00 <Sponge> I bought 60% cooking alcohol from chinese shop. $3 for 1litre . but the fucks added salt, so you can't drink it
04:00 <Sponge> mother F'ers
04:00 <Scramble> this isn't cooking alcohol
05:00 <Loof> it's rice wine no?
05:00 <Sponge> yeah rice wine
05:00 <Scramble> er gou tou
05:00 <Scramble> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erguotou
06:00 <Scramble> I've been drinking it tonight in between beers
06:00 <Loof> my tolerance for alcohol is so low
06:00 <Loof> from not drinking
13:00 <Loof> wish i could sleep
13:00 <Loof> been 3 days
13:00 <Loof> fuck it i'll try again
36:00 <shads123> <Loof> wish i could sleep
36:00 <shads123> been 3 days
36:00 <shads123> imo
42:00 <shads123> ...
44:00 <shads123> ........
51:00 <Sponge> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c96_1395918305
51:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Australian Drug addict,self proclaimed proud whore, being a shithead on public transport. (Date: Mar-26-2014, 6 hours ago) - Views: 966 - Played: 874
12:00 <ZeroDistance> mmmm
13:00 <ZeroDistance> lets all fight over crimea cause that place has anything good to eat.
17:00 <DreamSeller> Ukraine is going to get taken over.. just not Crimea :/ 
20:00 <ZeroDistance> man
20:00 <ZeroDistance> been at war for hundreds of years
20:00 <ZeroDistance> who gives a fucking shit!
20:00 <ZeroDistance> cept
20:00 <ZeroDistance> likeUSA
20:00 <ZeroDistance> where nobody agrees with anything.
20:00 <ZeroDistance> I like you Texas!
21:00 <ZeroDistance> TEXAS YOU AS MEHICAN AS DEM MEHICANS!
32:00 <Saemon> uh oh
33:00 <ZeroDistance> huerta dick eat u cripple
33:00 <ZeroDistance> want some sloppy seconds b4 i g back bed
33:00 <ZeroDistance> sprog
55:00 <Lumeah> morning... 
59:00 <CordialGentleman> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c96_1395918305
59:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Australian Drug addict,self proclaimed proud whore, being a shithead on public transport. (Date: Mar-26-2014, 7 hours ago) - Views: 1087 - Played: 997
42:00 <shadsam> 41515 Lloyd Feat Andre 3000 & Lil Wayne - Dedication To My Ex (Miss That) 14:4:14:15 [44khz/320Kbps/Stereo] 4«
45:00 <shadsam> tar
45:00 <shadsam> shads:ping
46:00 <shadsam> roflmao
03:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam
03:00 <BlackDevil> check this girl out http://media-cdn.fishwrapper.com/2014/03/27/0327-fish-split-bobbi-2.jpg
15:00 <BlackDevil>  Pieter
15:00 <BlackDevil> check this girl out http://media-cdn.fishwrapper.com/2014/03/27/0327-fish-split-bobbi-2.jpg
16:00 <Pieter> HOW DARE YOU?
16:00 <Pieter> STOP POSTING PICS OF ME !!
16:00 <BlackDevil> she is sexy?
16:00 <Pieter> I am sexy
16:00 <Pieter> And so is my Lumeah
16:00 <Pieter> And we're gonna have sexy babies
17:00 <Pieter> Gonna stick my cockulation up lumeahs ventilation to begin a new generation
17:00 <Haksoldier> EUZUBILLAHIMINEÞÞEYTANIRRACIM BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM
17:00 <Haksoldier> ALLAHU EKBERRRRR! LA ÝLAHE ÝLLALLAH MUHAMMEDEN RESULULLAH!
17:00 <Haksoldier> I did the obligatory prayers five times a day to the nation. And I promised myself that, who (beside me) taking care not to make the five daily prayers comes ahead of time, I'll put it to heaven. Who says prayer does not show attention to me I do not have a word for it.! Prophet Muhammad (s.a.v.)
17:00 <Haksoldier> hell if you did until the needle tip could not remove your head from prostration Prophet Muhammad pbuh
17:00 <Pieter> Spice girls reunion!!:)))
18:00 <Pieter> Im gonna fuck each one of em
18:00 <Pieter> Except the black one
18:00 <Pieter> Shes uggas
21:00 <Pieter> DONT R US
23:00 <shadsam> Gonna stick my cockulation up lumeahs ventilation to begin a new generation
23:00 <Pieter> Fuck up
23:00 <Pieter> Shes mine
24:00 <shadsam>  Gonna stick my cockulation up
26:00 <BlackDevil> lol she is whitney houstons daughter
27:00 <BlackDevil> she ugly in the begining
27:00 <BlackDevil> now just uglier
38:00 <shadsam> ..
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
38:00 <shadsam> Gonna stick my cockulation up lumeahs ventilation to begin a new generation
42:00 <Pieter> SHUT UP CUNT SHES MINE
42:00 <Pieter> MINE I TELL YA
42:00 <Pieter> Me thrusts
43:00 <Pieter> ME!!!
46:00 <shadsam> WAIT inline Shitstain,....xd
00:00 <Pieter> and its a dragon that cant spell dragon
00:00 <Pieter> :p
01:00 <Pieter> hi
01:00 <Pieter> im an idiot who drives through flooded roads in qld
01:00 <Pieter> im cool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck p
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up too
06:00 <Pieter> dont cry for me oh Bastardly_One
06:00 <Pieter> the truth is that you have no friends
06:00 <Pieter> oh you come on irc
06:00 <Pieter> deluding yourself
06:00 <Pieter> you think you have friends
06:00 <Pieter> you have nooone
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wtf
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont remember connecting
32:00 <shadsam> pieters gunna have to marry his HAND XD XD IMO
33:00 <Pieter> Ii already am
34:00 <shadsam> Roflmao
41:00 <shadsam> `seen lumeah
41:00 <prowl> shadsam, Lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 hours 40 minutes ago (28.03. 05:00) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 6 minutes there.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen Bastardly_One
44:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, mirror mirror on the wall...
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's who that is in the mirror?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking old ugly cunt ... thought it was someone else
49:00 <shadsam> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for a brb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking passed out for 8hrs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and want to go back to bed as I'm bored but not sleepy
43:00 <Sponge> guys havve brave australian heroes found the plane yet,?
55:00 <Sponge> I forgot you're all on welfare and asleep. I"ll ask again after midday
06:00 <Lumeah> people 
07:00 <Pieter> Im not a people
07:00 <Pieter> I am a Pieter
07:00 <Pieter> Moo
07:00 <Lumeah> bahh
08:00 <Lumeah> you are the one and only pieter.. lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she lies
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she's slutting with a chick
13:00 <Bastardly_One> as she wrote that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and the chick is way cuter than you
14:00 <Sponge> cchicks smell
15:00 <Lumeah> some guys smell hot
15:00 <Lumeah> nor 
15:00 <Lumeah> not all
16:00 <Lumeah> lol
42:00 <LetmeInMotherFkkers> any guys in here from western areas of melb wanna head job  mesg me
42:00 <LetmeInMotherFkkers> thanks guys
43:00 <Bastardly_One> LetmeInMotherFkkers
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's taken off dickhead
43:00 <LetmeInMotherFkkers> huh?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the nick for the ban
44:00 <Fez> These trolls are getting stupider
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just cleared the ban list in that channel
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez, ya think?
45:00 <Fez> I knows
45:00 <LetmeInMotherFkkers> oh now i get it  der
45:00 <LetmeInMotherFkkers> yeah yeah  im no einstein  so what!
56:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/pictures-that-prove-australia-is-the-craziest
58:00 <Pieter> IM PROUD OF YOU ALL
58:00 <Pieter> YOU ARE EVERYTHING I LOOK UP TO
58:00 <Pieter> Cmoooon walter mitty
58:00 <Pieter> Fucking loving this philips media player
58:00 <DaIdiot> pieter, i wanna suck ur cock
58:00 <Pieter> Takes EVERY format
58:00 <DaIdiot> <-- gay
58:00 <Pieter> DaIdiot: everyone does
59:00 <DaIdiot> u love faggots?
59:00 <Pieter> Naa not a fan
59:00 <DaIdiot> then u get bashed
59:00 <Pieter> Most crack onto me even tho i let em know im not interested
59:00 <Pieter> Its the only issue i have with em
59:00 <Pieter> Cos its a 99% thing
59:00 <Pieter> The other 1% just dont have the balls to crack onto me thank fuck
00:00 <Pieter> But yeh , i got no issue with fags
00:00 <Pieter> Except for that
00:00 <Pieter> Ps. Im awesome
08:00 <BillyGoat> pieter the stick
10:00 <Pieter> Kyes
10:00 <Pieter> Stick
11:00 <BillyGoat> put on some weight
11:00 <BillyGoat> you skinny fuck
14:00 <BillyGoat> hey DemonsRun
14:00 <DemonsRun> Morning BillyGoat !
17:00 <Fez> Hi billy, lego is looking for wooks
18:00 <BillyGoat> lol
18:00 <BillyGoat> he is in love
18:00 <Fez> Love conquers all
19:00 <Pieter> Amazing how its always the fatties who give shit to people who are fit
20:00 <BillyGoat> haha
20:00 <BillyGoat> your far from fit Pieter
20:00 <BillyGoat> you are underweight
20:00 <Pieter> Bahwhaha
21:00 <BillyGoat> just because your skinny does not mean you are fit, if anything its a sign of lacvk of physical strength 
22:00 <Pieter> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t1.0-9/p720x720/1964813_10152241054173259_1119392566_n.jpg
22:00 <Pieter> Bahwhahahhaa skinny
22:00 <Pieter> Ba3hwwhhs underweight
22:00 <BillyGoat> sorry Pieter girls not into sticks
22:00 <Pieter> Lack of physical strength i lifted ya mum easily
23:00 <Pieter> You have nothinhg you depressed little man :)
23:00 <BillyGoat> resorting to mum jokes eh, truth must hurt hey
24:00 <BillyGoat> like your effort trying too make your arms look bigger by puttin you hands under them, haha still skinny as fuck 
24:00 <Pieter> You got nuuuuuuuuuh thing:)
24:00 <Pieter> Ummm yeh thats what i was doing
24:00 <Pieter> Heh
24:00 <BillyGoat> but they still skinny
24:00 <BillyGoat> even then so
24:00 <BillyGoat> lol @ tryna act tough
24:00 <BillyGoat> your a flea
24:00 <Pieter> Youre angry and you cant help yaself but project ya sadness onto others
25:00 <DemonsRun> Fit>thin
25:00 <BillyGoat> nuh i just dont like junkies and sleazes
25:00 <DemonsRun> Any day
25:00 <Pieter> Bahwhahaha
25:00 <Pieter> So youre angry i get all the women
25:00 <Pieter> You poor boy :0
25:00 <Pieter> :(
25:00 <BillyGoat> so you proclaim
26:00 <Pieter> Yes
26:00 <Pieter> Proclaim
26:00 <BillyGoat> if you got all the women you wouldnt need to feel the need to brag about it on here
26:00 <Pieter> *nod*
26:00 <Pieter> I brag about it cos it angers you and i love seeing you people choke:)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> only thing you bang Pieter
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is drugs up your arm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
26:00 <BillyGoat> it dosnt get me angry 
26:00 <BillyGoat> loll b1
26:00 <DemonsRun> I wish the bf was a gym junkie.
27:00 <DemonsRun> Muscles... Mmmm <3
27:00 <Pieter> Atleast i can afford drugs to put in my arm
27:00 <Pieter> Cheapo:)
27:00 <BillyGoat> thats something too be proud of Pieter
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nice cut and paste the other day too brat
27:00 <BillyGoat> no decent womans wants a heroin addict
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav showed me to try to prove something yet failed
27:00 <Pieter> Im gonna be abusive towards people who can afford decent drugs whilst i get majorly pissed and smoke myself to oblivion until i green , this makes me better than all
28:00 <Pieter> <-- heroin addict
28:00 <Bastardly_One> are ya?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go then
28:00 <CannibalClown> how about you juat die
28:00 <DemonsRun> Huh?
28:00 <Pieter> WAHHHHHHHH CannibalClown
28:00 <DemonsRun> Cut and paste of what?
28:00 <CannibalClown> just
28:00 <Pieter> Like more WAHHHHH's
28:00 <BillyGoat> haha Pieter what is thicker, your arms or the needle that goes into it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> take it to pm and I'll tell you ... but you'll deny it
28:00 <Pieter> Hahahaha im gonna laugh at my own comment hahaha
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's for you brat
28:00 <BillyGoat> pieter uses the needle as a dumbell
28:00 <Bastardly_One> now, back to Piet
29:00 <Pieter> And on that *muah*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh don't go because I'm paying attention
29:00 <Pieter> May you all sit here and whinge about people ya dont know personally , excellent use of your lives , its true!
29:00 <Pieter> Enjoy mah lil pawns:)
29:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter you must live a shit life too feel the need to take heroin 
30:00 <BillyGoat> no happiness
30:00 <DemonsRun> Go because you're paying attn?
31:00 <DemonsRun> I'm on 3 servers talking on fb and on phone to bf.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to Piet then
31:00 <DemonsRun> Aha
33:00 <BillyGoat> hows the shoulds DemonsRun
33:00 <BillyGoat> shoulder*
34:00 <DemonsRun> Well... I'm waiting on official results
34:00 <DemonsRun> But torn tendons is what I was told at my appt yesterday
35:00 <BillyGoat> ouch
41:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah not nice and work tonight :(
43:00 <Sponge> Big Brother Auditions start now. do you want to be in the house, are you young and beautiful.. well now it's your time to shine
43:00 <DemonsRun> Everyone
43:00 <DemonsRun> Everyone...
43:00 <DemonsRun> I am NOT to be trusted
43:00 <DemonsRun> Coz I like to laugh at paranoid fucks
43:00 <DemonsRun> And when I laugh, I like to share
44:00 <DemonsRun> And I find it pathetic that grown ass old men take the internet chat so seriously as if it's life
44:00 <BillyGoat> big brother
44:00 <DemonsRun> That is all.
44:00 <BillyGoat> that show still on 
44:00 <DemonsRun> No idea
45:00 <DemonsRun> If it was, b1 is perfect contestant
45:00 <DemonsRun> That's for sure
45:00 <BillyGoat> hes alright
45:00 <BillyGoat> good fella b1
45:00 <Serenity> [8:27am] <Bastardly_One> nice cut and paste the other day too brat
45:00 <Serenity> [8:27am] <BillyGoat> no decent womans wants a heroin addict
45:00 <Serenity> [8:27am] <Bastardly_One> Mav showed me to try to prove something yet failed
45:00 <Serenity> it wasnt from her.
46:00 <DemonsRun> Oh u copped it too Serenity ?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit ... only person I said to
46:00 <Serenity> someone else pasted something he said into pastebin
46:00 <DemonsRun> Ik I've copied shit... But nothing to actually piss someone off
46:00 <Serenity> he thinks it was you
46:00 <Serenity> and it wasnt
46:00 <DemonsRun> Pastebin?! 
46:00 <Serenity> mhm
46:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha omg I haven't used that site in years
47:00 <DemonsRun> Missing details there Jamie?
47:00 <DemonsRun> No wonder I had no idea what fucking convo he's on about
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was OUR convo though
47:00 <Serenity> well you had that convo with someone else then
47:00 <Serenity> didnt you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so you gave it to someone ...
47:00 <DemonsRun> Obviously it WASNT old man
47:00 <DemonsRun> Coz
47:00 <Serenity> she didnt give it to anyone it was YOU talking to someone else
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no I didn't ... so quit trying to make me look stupid
47:00 <DemonsRun> I don't put shit on pastebin apart from scripts
47:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
47:00 <Serenity> im not trying to make you look stupid
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, yep
47:00 <Serenity> it was a full on convo
48:00 <DemonsRun> Paranoia Serenity 
48:00 <Serenity> if you cant remember who you're bitching to thats not her problem
48:00 <DemonsRun> Paranoia
48:00 <Bastardly_One> course ... uh huh
48:00 <DemonsRun> Was it the one where he thinks everyone in cbf f against him?
48:00 <DemonsRun> Coz that's the one I assumed
48:00 <Serenity> ill show you the paste bin when i can find it dem
48:00 <DemonsRun> Oh... I don't use my computer either...
49:00 <DemonsRun> I can't copy paste on my phone anymore, the update of the app won't let me
49:00 <DemonsRun> So... Copying to pastebin would have been great.
49:00 <DemonsRun> But impossible for me
49:00 <DemonsRun> But... Jamie can't handle that truth.
50:00 <Serenity> here we go found it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how people think using my name is some big deal
50:00 <DemonsRun> Ty
51:00 <Serenity> now unless ive forgotten to read
51:00 <Serenity> that name in that chat log doesnt say DemonsRun
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, really now?
51:00 <DemonsRun> No
51:00 <DemonsRun> But I'm not gunna be blamed for it
51:00 <DemonsRun> So he knows
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I owe you two an apology
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know now
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how ... interesting
51:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not gunna sit here and have a fuxking mad old man attack me for half hour
51:00 <DemonsRun> Over fucking shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and guess who feels like a bit of a dick?
52:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck your apology
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ME!
52:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck your apology and fuck you.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well Serenity could of filled me in I think
52:00 <Serenity> why would i
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty fucked up actually
52:00 <DemonsRun> No one wants to help you!
52:00 <DemonsRun> Don't you see that?!
52:00 <DemonsRun> Why the hell would they?!
53:00 <Q{{_romeo> hai
53:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{_romeo
53:00 <Pieter>  hai
53:00 <Q{{_romeo> <--- has returned
53:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter been lookin for you romeo 
53:00 <Q{{_romeo> guess what BillyGoat !
53:00 <Pieter> <--- has aids
53:00 <Pieter> :p
53:00 <Q{{_romeo> i got fantastic new weight loss idea
53:00 <Pieter> Dont eat?
53:00 <Q{{_romeo> its call blood letting technique
54:00 <BillyGoat> why you tellin me
54:00 <Q{{_romeo> take out a pin of blood a day
54:00 <BillyGoat> i dont need lose weight
54:00 <Q{{_romeo> u might know someone that does
54:00 <Pieter> Yeh cos weighing 200kg is healthy
54:00 <BillyGoat> lol what makes you say i weigh 200?
54:00 <Q{{_romeo> lose enuf to what u think is healthy
54:00 <BillyGoat> because i am more well built then you?
56:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh at some places, other name for aids is weight loss disease
57:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- will extra blood for free
57:00 <Q{{_romeo> extract*
57:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter would get thrown round like a rag doll if he was in a scrap
57:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- would extract blood for free
57:00 <Q{{_romeo> lmao 
57:00 <Q{{_romeo> u say that now
58:00 <Q{{_romeo> u no idea how fiesty Pieter is mang
58:00 <BillyGoat> oh yeah
58:00 <Q{{_romeo> he got video out other day
58:00 <BillyGoat> im scared someone with twig arms is gonna fight me 
58:00 <Q{{_romeo> where he beat up and chased man twice his size
59:00 <Q{{_romeo> hehe
59:00 <Q{{_romeo> u no idea what Pieter is capable of
59:00 <BillyGoat> im eatin pizza for brekky
59:00 <Pieter> Yeh id smash BillyGoat's teeth in and his knee caps and make him suck me off
59:00 <Pieter> :D
01:00 <Fez> Are u gay peiter?
01:00 <BillyGoat> seems to be that way
02:00 <Pieter> naa Fez
02:00 <Pieter> BillyGoat would be gay , hes the one whod be giving head
02:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter would except a man or animal to suck him off
02:00 <BillyGoat> that is still gay 
02:00 <Fez> But your gunna make him
03:00 <BillyGoat> very good paoint fez
03:00 <BillyGoat> point
03:00 <Pieter> Fez: he'd love it tho
03:00 <BillyGoat> that proves i am not gay 
03:00 <Fez> Paint :D
03:00 <BillyGoat> why would you have to make me do it if i loved it?
03:00 <Fez> Yea?
04:00 <Fez>  Cuz peits gay
04:00 <BillyGoat> i think pieter wnats to get Q{{_romeo aroused with this talk
05:00 <Fez> Prolly any male or beast
05:00 <Fez> He aint fussy
06:00 <BillyGoat> he cant afford to be 
06:00 <BillyGoat> well
06:00 <BillyGoat> i gomnna go to work 
06:00 <BillyGoat> behave kids
07:00 <milk> its only gay if th eballs touch
09:00 <Q{{_romeo> i wouldnt dream of it BillyGoat, Pieter is high maintenance lad
09:00 <Fez> If my left ball touches my right.. am i gay?
10:00 <Q{{_romeo> that is only 10% gays 50% which coz u noticed and discuss it
10:00 <Q{{_romeo> :D
11:00 <Fez> U noticed
12:00 <Q{{_romeo> im eating icelandic dish: Hákarl
12:00 <DreamSeller> [8:27am] <Bastardly_One> Mav showed me to try to prove something yet failed
12:00 <DreamSeller> I didn't fail. 
12:00 <DreamSeller> so get fucked 
13:00 <milk> Fez it's done on pairs
14:00 <Fez> Friday nights a great night for fucking
14:00 <Fez> Thanx milk. Wasnt sure
14:00 <DreamSeller> 01:52:35 <Bastardly_One> I think the more people put cunts in their place they just might stop
14:00 <DreamSeller> 01:52:52 <Bastardly_One> considering they've not seen that pastebin ... etc ... you're missing the point
14:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:10 <simba> i dont think i am...
14:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:11 <simba> whats the point
16:00 <DreamSeller> So, fuckhead. Want to explain how I got this... from DemonsRun> 
16:00 <DreamSeller> which I didn't 
16:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://media.theage.com.au/national/selections/police-spray-face-of-graffiti-artist-5301348.html
16:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late cunt
16:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:14 <Bastardly_One> the trolling is something going on behind the scenes but I know how paranoid that is
16:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:36 <simba> which trolling
16:00 <DreamSeller> 01:53:44 <Bastardly_One> but I've been told by people that hang in a certain channel ... and Skirmish had no reason to tell me that ... neither did TheBaron
16:00 <Bastardly_One> her and I have already "discussed" it where you don't see it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I dismissed his convo from my mind as he was clearly info gathering
17:00 <DreamSeller> actually 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I forgot all about it and gave her an apology one too many times in pm
17:00 <DreamSeller> reading the whole convo.. and the one I had with him right after... 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was so clearly info gathering it wasn't funny
18:00 <DreamSeller> he wasn't info gathering 
18:00 <DreamSeller> HE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU WERE ON ABOUT 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just forgot about it
18:00 <DreamSeller> lol
18:00 <DreamSeller> he said, that he didn
18:00 <DreamSeller> t 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and in fact he started it with asking why I was at Loof's throat
18:00 <DreamSeller> know why you were msging him.. 
18:00 <DreamSeller> he had no fucking idea
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bet he never showed you that man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the actual start of the convo
19:00 <DemonsRun> Oh I got tagged
19:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao
19:00 <DemonsRun> Highlighted*
19:00 <DreamSeller> [23:25] <simba> some retarded shit
19:00 <DreamSeller> [23:25] <[Maverick]> link 
19:00 <DreamSeller> [23:25] <simba> cant make out what hes takling about
19:00 <DreamSeller> [23:37] <simba> http://pastebin.com/A1GsbYj0
19:00 <DreamSeller> [23:37] <simba> idk what hes talking about still
19:00 <DreamSeller> so 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I can show you the fucking start man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't expect to be believed but I can
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he msged me about ragging out on Loof first actually
20:00 <DreamSeller> you were trying to stir shit to someone who had fucking nothing to do what was going on between you and loof 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong dude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he pm'ed me about it
20:00 <DreamSeller> you're not seeing this... 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no you're not
20:00 <DreamSeller> he had no idea what you were on about.. 
20:00 <DreamSeller> and you kept going 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he did I am saying
20:00 <DreamSeller> trying to drag him into everything 
21:00 <DreamSeller> which he had nothing to do with 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> stop, and read what I am saying
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole convo, which I now remember but dismissed
21:00 <DreamSeller> then you sit there and try and tell me DemonsRun was the only one with info about skirmish and thebaron... 
21:00 <DreamSeller> and I caught you out.. 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> started with him pm'ing me asking about why I was dissing Loof
21:00 <DemonsRun> Bla bla bla
21:00 <DemonsRun> I'm so out of this
22:00 <DreamSeller> you're missing the fucking point b1.. 
22:00 <DreamSeller> you're nothing but an old fucking gossip 
22:00 <Sponge> DreamSeller how much are your quarters?
22:00 <Serenity> quarters of what
22:00 <DreamSeller> who sits and talks to people.. trying to get them involved with shit that doesn't concern them
22:00 <Sponge> american quarters
22:00 <Q{{_romeo> if anyone into nude yoga, pls pm m e
22:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/diet-and-fitness/nude-yoga-the-naked-truth-20140327-35jk7.html
22:00 <Sponge> i'ma  coin collector
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being trolled yourself on this one ... don't believe me for all the tea in china ...
23:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- women undies collector
23:00 <Serenity> thats called a snow dropper
24:00 <Sponge> fresh teen panties
24:00 <Bastardly_One> because I know who pm'ed who first and it was clearly playing dumb to info gather
24:00 <DreamSeller> but.... your head is so up your fucking arse, you can't tell when you trying to be centre of attention... 
24:00 <Q{{_romeo> japan used to have school girls under in vending machines
24:00 <Q{{_romeo> undies*
24:00 <DreamSeller> and the shithouse effect it's having on everyone. 
24:00 <Sponge> school girls in vending machines. nice
24:00 <DreamSeller> also... Bastardly_One
25:00 <DreamSeller> if you go back to the channel logs.. 
25:00 <DreamSeller> of when Simba joined... 
25:00 <DreamSeller> you latched right onto him 
25:00 <DreamSeller> then did your whole "check your pm simba"
25:00 <Sponge> has simeba come out yet
25:00 <Q{{_romeo> used undies
25:00 <DreamSeller> that's when the convo started 
25:00 <Serenity> if people didnt lie, it would be much easier to work everything out
25:00 <DreamSeller> So don't tell me he approached you about it all 
26:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh need truth machine
26:00 <Q{{_romeo> and mind reader
26:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter what I say ... if I said the sky was blue right now you'd not believe it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so why bother DreamSeller?
26:00 <Serenity> yes he pm'd simba with logs about you telling loof to ignore him. after he spend 45 minutes abusive loof. then cried for 3 days about everyone trying to turn loof against him
26:00 <Serenity> even though it was him.
26:00 <Q{{_romeo> and real good and effective interrogation technique
27:00 <Serenity> abusing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is a different story all together
27:00 <Serenity> but theyre not different stories thats the point
27:00 <Q{{_romeo> who u talking to Bastardly_One?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well, on the Loof thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need to know the ins and outs but he must be actually really lucid and not deluded lucid
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he made up with a few people yesterday including myself
28:00 <Serenity> here he goes again
28:00 <DreamSeller> lol
28:00 <Serenity> cant talk in a straight line
29:00 <Bastardly_One> because you cunts keep swapping the accusations
29:00 <Bastardly_One> from one to another
29:00 <CannibalClown> sure sign of a bullshitartist
29:00 <Bastardly_One> stay on one until that's sorted out maybe eh?
29:00 <Q{{_romeo> is he any good?
29:00 <DreamSeller> hey, sezz.. I don't think I saw the part where... B1 told Loof to pretend to us they had made up. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I am gonna just fly off the handle and get abusive
29:00 <Serenity> yes i know 'state we've kissed and made up, while the instigators are talking'
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the fucking point
30:00 <Serenity> i assume he meant me and DreamSeller. who arent actually instigators of anything
30:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that on purpose
30:00 <Bastardly_One> now tell me my shit isn't being passed around?
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> it isnt being passed around
30:00 <DreamSeller> it's not 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you people know all about that
30:00 <Serenity> i saw it with my own eyes
30:00 <Serenity> then i passed it around to DreamSeller
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, funny it was in another channel and you couldn't of unless you were somewhere else at the time under a fake nick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you weren't :)
31:00 <Serenity> the things you dont know about this network
31:00 <Serenity> could fill the ocean
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... cut and pasted to you I think
31:00 <Bastardly_One> next!
31:00 <Serenity> you dont know what i was and wasnt
31:00 <DreamSeller> haha 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> point is ... I never said it in here in channel
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <CannibalClown> the hills have eyes
31:00 <Serenity> you didnt
31:00 <Serenity> no one said you did
32:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's not relevant to this channel and how i behave in it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why bring it up?
32:00 <Serenity> because you were talking about the fucking subject
32:00 <CannibalClown> co boobs
32:00 <Serenity> god you are infuriating
32:00 <Serenity> i dont know if you are being deliberately obtuse or you are quite literally a dumb old bastard
32:00 <CannibalClown> lol
32:00 <CannibalClown> the latter
33:00 <DreamSeller> everything you do outside this channel.. in pm etc.. all revolves around shit in here 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> does it?
33:00 <DreamSeller> it does. 
33:00 <CannibalClown> DreamSeller cmon
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in your eyes maybe but contrary to you ... negative
33:00 <CannibalClown> what else does he have
34:00 <Serenity> theres just no point
34:00 <Q{{_romeo> <--- the most talked about person in pm
34:00 <Serenity> everything will always be someone elses fault
34:00 <Fez> Hi q
34:00 <Serenity> he will never ever see its him and no one else
34:00 <Fez> Nice abs
34:00 <CannibalClown> ^
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
34:00 <Q{{_romeo> hai Fez 
34:00 <DreamSeller> it's funny... 
35:00 <Q{{_romeo> if u think my abs is, u should see glutie'ous 
35:00 <DreamSeller> how quickly you tried to get JohnNinja to turn on me when I first came back 
35:00 <Fez> Can i?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how about this ... DreamSeller can stop with his hardon over me ... and you idiots can just leave me be ... and we'll see what happens
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> too easy?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so
35:00 <Serenity> theres nothing to leave be.. this is what you dont seem to get.
35:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
35:00 <Q{{_romeo> not today fez
35:00 <Serenity> you cant go around gossiping and causing trouble then call LEAVE ME ALONE when people have things to say about it
36:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work like that
36:00 <Q{{_romeo> i only got shitty webcam
36:00 <Q{{_romeo> it doesnt do justice to me
36:00 <Fez> Q you are a tease
36:00 <Bastardly_One> then fucking quit with the stupid hate ... I come on here, idle in channel and dare say hello to someone and it starts
36:00 <DreamSeller> ROFL 
36:00 <Serenity> thats the biggest joke ive ever heard
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sure it is
36:00 <CannibalClown> LOL omg wtf
36:00 <CannibalClown> is this cunt serious
36:00 <DreamSeller> I actually do keep my mouth shut.. 
36:00 <DreamSeller> alot of the time 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do ya?
36:00 <DemonsRun> How else to they to know when ur active to say something to u?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not enough for my liking then
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this is directed at you DreamSeller
37:00 <DreamSeller> and I have seen you.. I HAVE A BIGGER RUBBER DUCKY thAN YOURS 
37:00 <DreamSeller> etc etc 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not the rest of them
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lucky u don't run the room
37:00 <CannibalClown> me n someone this me n someone that
37:00 <DreamSeller> to everyone 
37:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
37:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown if i email you somethihng can you print it out for me so i dont have to set the printer at home up
37:00 <CannibalClown> you force your way into everything
37:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this really comes down to you DreamSeller and your bullshit
37:00 <Serenity> no it doesnt
37:00 <Serenity> at all
37:00 <DemonsRun> Well no
37:00 <DreamSeller> what bullshit? 
37:00 <CannibalClown> nope
37:00 <Serenity> youre using him as a scape goat
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it does
37:00 <DreamSeller> I came back... 
37:00 <CannibalClown> its you noone else
37:00 <DemonsRun> It came down to u and urs Bastardly_One 
38:00 <DemonsRun> You got caught out
38:00 <CannibalClown> ^
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so, accept my answer or don't
38:00 <DreamSeller> and I had everyone telling me how much of a cunt you are.. 
38:00 <DemonsRun> And ur unhappy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is I am sick of your shit DreamSeller
38:00 <Serenity> it comes back to you rocking back up here after 6 years. thinking you know how the place runs and want to boss around the ops. Not just myself maurice cops it too. Youve had a little temper tantrum because things arent going your way and now you're playing the 'hes a bully' card
38:00 <CannibalClown> rage and blame all you like
38:00 <DreamSeller> and then... the moment I started getting a bit lippy.. you ran off.. 
38:00 <DreamSeller> spreading gossip straight away 
39:00 <Serenity> even though you say HORRIBLE shit to people
39:00 <Serenity> its only bad if its being said to you
39:00 <DreamSeller> funny how you jumped on the typical paedo wagon... 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh please, I talk to even my long term friends like they're pets ... look how I do so to even Excessive ... easy solution?
39:00 <DreamSeller> then I had people msging me 
39:00 <DreamSeller> telling me that you were asking them to turn on me 
39:00 <DreamSeller> MY FRIENDS 
39:00 <Serenity> you talk to people like a condescending asshole
39:00 <DreamSeller> and you still kept going.. 
39:00 <Serenity> then when they get shitty
39:00 <Serenity> its them
39:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly? easy solution to that rather than act like dicks?
39:00 <Serenity> not you
40:00 <Bastardly_One> tell ME straight out ... hey, B1 ... I enjoy talking to you but you're being a condescending cunt
40:00 <DreamSeller> You are fucking socially retarded b1.... 
40:00 <Serenity> WE HAVE
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's attempted humour ...
40:00 <Serenity> so many fucking times
40:00 <Serenity> every single day
40:00 <Serenity> and you do this
40:00 <DemonsRun> So were in the same boat DreamSeller ?
40:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not you Serenity ... notice when I talk to you I'm supposedly sucking up
40:00 <DreamSeller> haha yeah DemonsRun
40:00 <Serenity> everyone has said it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's being civil and normal ... not sucking
40:00 <Serenity> DreamSeller simba DemonsRun Excessive loof
40:00 <DreamSeller> I hate the cunt.. 
40:00 <Serenity> and you dont accept that its you
40:00 <DemonsRun> Bout time we listened DreamSeller !
40:00 <Serenity> you blame everyone else
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can talk to you civil because you're not always on the attack
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ever thought of that?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a shit who likes and doesn't like me
41:00 <DreamSeller> I'm not always on the attack 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
41:00 <DreamSeller> ask any of my friends.. 
41:00 <DreamSeller> I am cunt
41:00 <Serenity> well if you dont care then dont get shitty when people dont want you around
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're not we talk alright
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's my fucking point DreamSeller
41:00 <DreamSeller> ?
41:00 <Serenity> yeah but you're not rude Darcy
41:00 <Serenity> and youre not mean
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of the same ... it's not me thinking I own the world
42:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
42:00 <DreamSeller> BUT YOU DO THINK YOU OWN THE WORLD> 
42:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't you twits
42:00 <Serenity> soon as you came back in here after how many years?
42:00 <DreamSeller> and you're not getting the point. people are fucking sick of it.. 
42:00 <Serenity> you were bossing the ops around
42:00 <Serenity> that straight up pissed EVERYONE off
42:00 <Serenity> not just the ops
43:00 <DreamSeller> The only person than can change this.. is you. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, someone should of said something on the side and pulled me up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> all this has started in me taking the piss
43:00 <DreamSeller> I shouldn't have to 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it being taken way fucking too serious
43:00 <DreamSeller> you're 44 fucking years of age 
43:00 <Serenity> because you didnt have the 'right' to be saying the things you did
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do ... you say, B1 ... you might think you're being ok ... but ...
43:00 <Serenity> you dont just say nasty shit to people you dont know then be all LOLZ I WOZ JOEKIN
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's fair Serenity
44:00 <DreamSeller> I told you straight out Bastardly_One you were being a cockhead.. 
44:00 <Serenity> socially awkward
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but what I am getting at in all this is
44:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of the resentment to where it's gotten to
44:00 <DreamSeller> ???
44:00 <DreamSeller> see... 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wait and let me finish
44:00 <DreamSeller> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus ... you push my patience
45:00 <Serenity> i need to save that little dude
45:00 <DemonsRun> Someone should have said something on the side...
45:00 <DemonsRun> I did
45:00 <DemonsRun> Yiu dont listen
45:00 <DreamSeller> so did I 
45:00 <DreamSeller> lol 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah at the wrong time ...
45:00 <DreamSeller> that's the fucked thing 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the fucked thing
45:00 <DemonsRun> At the wrong time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought we actually sorted it DreamSeller
45:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao
45:00 <Serenity> point is
45:00 <Serenity> everyones said something
45:00 <Serenity> almost daily
45:00 <Serenity> and you just do exactly whats happening now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and then you went on and on and it's gotten way fucking out of hand
45:00 <DemonsRun> Me me me is all hes about
45:00 <DreamSeller> I never accepted you're aplogy 
45:00 <DemonsRun> I is done
45:00 <Pieter> jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjja
45:00 <Bastardly_One> on BOTH sides
46:00 <DreamSeller> your* 
46:00 <DreamSeller> fuck.. 
46:00 <DreamSeller> anyways 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the point is I made it did I not?
46:00 <DreamSeller> I got shit to do 
46:00 <CannibalClown> i said you were a mouthy cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> could of left me the fuck be ... but nuh
46:00 <DemonsRun> Me too DreamSeller 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Come help me cook :)
46:00 <DreamSeller> like masturbate 
46:00 <DreamSeller> and dream of big boobs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a mouthy cunt if that was directed at me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was it?
46:00 <DemonsRun> Chicken & veg pie
46:00 <DemonsRun> Mmmmm yummo
46:00 <DreamSeller> no one likes a mouthy cunt 
47:00 <Serenity> sometimes its ok to just accept that some people dont like you
47:00 <DreamSeller> mmmm pie 
47:00 <Serenity> and you dont have to be on a mission to make them like you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> duh ... but those people can leave me the fuck be ... fair enough isn't it?
47:00 <Serenity> its irc
47:00 <Serenity> when does that ever happen
47:00 <Serenity> you are guilty of it with other people also
47:00 <Serenity> you're not special
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then don't lay the bullshit fair and square on me alone
48:00 <CannibalClown> i know ppl dont like me
48:00 <Serenity> BEDROOM. NOW
48:00 <Bastardly_One> which is what you're doing Serenity
48:00 <CannibalClown> and i dont care
48:00 <DreamSeller> OK 
48:00 <Serenity> that doesnt even make sense Bastardly_One
48:00 <Serenity> try again
48:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: 
48:00 <DemonsRun> But
48:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
48:00 <DemonsRun> Pie!!!
48:00 <DemonsRun> No bedroom
48:00 <Serenity> this bullshit surrounding you IS fair and square on you
48:00 <Serenity> no one else
48:00 <DreamSeller> BEDROOM 
49:00 <Serenity> jesus
49:00 <DemonsRun> DreamSeller: That small thing?
49:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One, you're a cunt. You're all about you. And you blame everyone else
50:00 <DemonsRun> Simple is simple 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit
50:00 <DemonsRun> Oh what?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I rest My fucking case
50:00 <DemonsRun> The truth?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ...
50:00 <DemonsRun> I'm still giggling over your fit earlier
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how can shit be resolved if people want it resolved with remarks like that?
50:00 <DemonsRun> People who take irc as life or death
51:00 <DemonsRun> Remarks? Lol.
51:00 <Serenity> well if you stop seeing it as things that need to be resolved you might feel better
51:00 <DemonsRun> Nothing will be resolved u have few friends here now. 
51:00 <Serenity> cause im pretty sure youve done your dash with dematerialised
51:00 <Serenity> er
51:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun
51:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU dematerialised
51:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao!
52:00 <Serenity> hope you wet the bed you bastard
52:00 <DemonsRun> At least his nick suits
52:00 <CannibalClown> did a couple copies bub
52:00 <Serenity> thanks
52:00 <Serenity> do you havea fax machine there?
53:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
53:00 <Alleenkatze> My lawd
53:00 <Alleenkatze> My eyebrows got singed through the screen
53:00 <CannibalClown> also
53:00 <CannibalClown> all you cunts are nuts
53:00 <CannibalClown> legit nuts
53:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
53:00 <DemonsRun> We know
54:00 <Serenity> CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
54:00 <CannibalClown> but its def someone elses fault
54:00 <DemonsRun> I haven't had this much fun since pissing of john on peers
56:00 <Alleenkatze> He got so upset too.
56:00 <Alleenkatze> Almost as upset as LoCa does ;D
56:00 <Serenity> i have a whole morning to burn
57:00 <DemonsRun> They're the same person Alleenkatze. John is all about himself too, whinging and whining
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh no shit
57:00 <DemonsRun> See Serenity... There's one everywhere
57:00 <Alleenkatze> >muh knee
57:00 <DemonsRun> Omg muh knee!
57:00 <DemonsRun> Muh cane. I lost it
57:00 <DemonsRun> On the bus.
58:00 <Alleenkatze> >Hey X, my Y is fucked"
58:00 <Serenity> theres always one
58:00 <Alleenkatze> ./me slaps X with -insert IT equipment here-
58:00 <DemonsRun> John is so fuxking bad for it
58:00 <Fez> Does lolcatz still exist?
58:00 <DemonsRun> Every fucking day.
58:00 <DemonsRun> Something new to bitch about
59:00 <DemonsRun> Andddd carter just learnt how to climb in the stroller himself. Fuck.
59:00 <CannibalClown> damn im hungreh
00:00 <Alleenkatze> CannibalClown, Get subway.
00:00 <CannibalClown> too far away i wouldnt back in time
00:00 <Serenity> i dont think subway is even open here yet
00:00 <Alleenkatze> Just had a scroll, no tuftoy
00:00 <CannibalClown> yeh opens at 6
00:00 <Alleenkatze> :(((
01:00 <CannibalClown> might have some weetbix
01:00 <CannibalClown> lunch is only 2hrs away
01:00 <Serenity> 6??
01:00 <Serenity> really?
01:00 <Serenity> whos eating subway at 6
01:00 <Fez> Subbers opens at 10am doesnt it?
02:00 <CannibalClown> they do brekky rolls n shit
02:00 <Fez> Oh yea
02:00 <Alleenkatze> 10am? which planet do you live on?!
02:00 <CannibalClown> quick lock the door
02:00 <Fez> I remember them
02:00 <CannibalClown> before he comes back
02:00 <Fez> Planet irc?
02:00 <Alleenkatze> Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
03:00 <Fez> Blooooooooke
03:00 <DemonsRun> Alleenkatze: Boss is pissy
03:00 <DemonsRun> Doc said no work
04:00 <DemonsRun> No lifting 
04:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Silent Night Deadly Night [The Grinch - 2010]
04:00 <Alleenkatze> They like, open around 7 in Belgrave
04:00 <Alleenkatze> Omg, KidCrusher <3
05:00 <Alleenkatze> He might be playing live at True Tattoo for their 4 year.
05:00 <Serenity> i wish it was colder so i could wear my kc hoodie
05:00 <CannibalClown> could it be warmer so youd wear nothing
05:00 <Fez> Aircon the shit out of the place
06:00 <CannibalClown> im hanigng for MM3D
06:00 <CannibalClown> hanging
06:00 <Serenity> lol fez
07:00 <Serenity> sit in my lounge room with the ac on high wearing a hoodie
07:00 <Alleenkatze> MM3D isn't far off is it
07:00 <Serenity> tomorrow?
07:00 <Serenity> i think
07:00 <Serenity> no 31st
07:00 <Alleenkatze> Not far then!
07:00 <Fez> Wheres GoT
07:00 <CannibalClown> digital release
07:00 <DemonsRun> Someone fits right in
08:00 <Serenity> some new location this year
08:00 <CannibalClown> gotta wait for the discs
08:00 <Alleenkatze> Tide yourself over with some Dyad Souls or MC Bushpig :P
08:00 <CannibalClown> theres a gathering in vic soon i thinkl
08:00 <CannibalClown> in april
09:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh sick. For anything in general, or just a release thing for KC?
09:00 <Alleenkatze> Did you go see him when he did that live show with Hopsin and SwizZz?
10:00 <Serenity> we saw him with icp
10:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown and i that is
10:00 <Alleenkatze> How was it?
11:00 <Serenity> was great
11:00 <Serenity> the whole night was pretty great actually
11:00 <Alleenkatze> I don't think I could do ICP live.
11:00 <Serenity> it was so much fun
11:00 <Serenity> bruises galore rofl
11:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh lawd.
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Serenity> friendly group of people at a concert ive ever been to though
12:00 <Serenity> friendliest
13:00 <Alleenkatze> Mm.
13:00 <Alleenkatze> CannibalClown, Serenity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-1pyIemZ10
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insan0 - It's Always the Same, It's Always Different (Feb 22, 2013) 4:36 - Category: Music - 106 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <DreamSeller> man.. 
15:00 <DreamSeller> I like it when people try and turn my friends against me 
15:00 <DreamSeller> it's hilarious 
16:00 <Serenity> lol its funny
16:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, DreamSeller is a dog, don't talk to them.
17:00 <Serenity> hes hairy like a shaggy dog
17:00 <Serenity> this song is alright eh
17:00 <Alleenkatze> insan0 is pretty decent.
18:00 <Alleenkatze> Has some pretty dark songs.
20:00 <druff> hi
21:00 <Serenity> how did i not know fez and druff were the same person
21:00 <druff> how do you know they are?
22:00 <CannibalClown> *10:21:53 AM* ---------------------------------------------
22:00 <CannibalClown> *10:21:53 AM* Crosslinks for *!*grandpubah@*.optusnet.com.au : 2
22:00 <CannibalClown> *10:21:53 AM* 1 - [email protected]
22:00 <CannibalClown> *10:21:53 AM* 2 - [email protected]
22:00 <CannibalClown> thats how
22:00 <druff> stalkers
22:00 <Serenity> [10:20am] druff ([email protected]) has joined, but is a Clone of Fez «51 people»
22:00 <Serenity> this mostly when you joined
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
22:00 <Pieter> Wait until they start stalking ya via facebook
22:00 <druff> arh yea
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting
23:00 <druff> they wouldnt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so, you've stalked enough ladies as Fez?
23:00 <druff> lol
23:00 <druff> most people know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was just certain rude ladies who I consider rude
23:00 <Serenity> im sure he wasnt trying to hide it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but maybe not
23:00 <Serenity> ive just never seen it pop up on join before
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I'm not paying attention am I?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> least it's getting somewhere now
24:00 <druff> no one does anymore
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hoo fucking ray
24:00 <druff> 10:20am?
24:00 <druff> oh, perthian..
24:00 <CannibalClown> mmmmmm
25:00 <CannibalClown> nicely fed
25:00 <CannibalClown> how YOU doin
25:00 <Serenity> kinda hot, need to pee, little bit hungry
25:00 <Serenity> :P
25:00 <Pieter> *shudder*
25:00 <CannibalClown> hey Pieter how about you slip into something more comfortable
25:00 <CannibalClown> like a coma
26:00 <Serenity> now everyone pay attention to Pieter while he does his little passive agressive thing so we can get this over and done with
26:00 <CannibalClown> just ban him
26:00 <CannibalClown> by popular vote
26:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
26:00 <Serenity> tears that pieter cries at 4am when all the people hes bitching about are asleep
26:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <CannibalClown> lolol
27:00 <CannibalClown> pieter doesnt cry tears he cries meth
27:00 <druff> should i watch cricket or football tonight?
27:00 <druff> tough call
27:00 <Serenity> football
27:00 <DreamSeller> LOL if it was ban by popular vote.. 
28:00 <CannibalClown> right
28:00 <druff> cricket 0 football 1
28:00 <DreamSeller> I would of been banned ages ago according to one person in here 
28:00 <CannibalClown> cricket has got to be the most boring fucking game ever
28:00 <druff> thanx serentiy :)
28:00 <CannibalClown> its ok DreamSeller everyone loves you
29:00 <DreamSeller> I know 
29:00 <Q{{_romeo> can watch me on webcam and fap, DreamSeller 
29:00 <Q{{_romeo> would u like to do that?
29:00 <DreamSeller> get fucked Q{{_romeo
29:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Disturbed : Voices [The Sickness - 2000]
30:00 <DreamSeller> talk about innercocked 
30:00 <DreamSeller> plp 
30:00 <Q{{_romeo> i take it u dont fancy me then 
30:00 <CannibalClown> noone does
30:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off
30:00 <Pieter> Dun worry Q{{_romeo , apparently theyre talking about innercocked
31:00 <Pieter> I fail to see it but *shrug* ill continue to love you Q{{_romeo
31:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
31:00 <CannibalClown> Pieters gay for Q
31:00 <Q{{_romeo> thanks Pieter, u are such a prince
31:00 <CannibalClown> not surprised
31:00 <Pieter> Prince?
31:00 <Pieter> PRINCE ????
31:00 <Pieter> *hides*
31:00 <Q{{_romeo> yes u are
31:00 <CannibalClown> ugh
31:00 <Pieter> Im a pwetty pwincess
31:00 <DreamSeller> it's the reversal of a hard on.. 
32:00 <DreamSeller> innercocked 
32:00 <Q{{_romeo> my prince be anything he wants, Pieter 
32:00 <Pieter> Yeh god is a lil too small time for me , so ill continue to be me '
32:00 <Pieter> :)
32:00 <Q{{_romeo> pls keep such pervesion to urself thx, DreamSeller 
36:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395970582914.jpg
37:00 <CannibalClown> we need to resolve this
37:00 <CannibalClown> Serenity and i are gunna work on it
37:00 <Serenity> what
37:00 <CannibalClown> cos DreamSeller keeps upsetting everyone
38:00 <Serenity> oh right
38:00 <Serenity> he needs something to keep his hands busy..
38:00 <CannibalClown> DreamSeller check ur pm
39:00 <Serenity> :o
40:00 <DemonsRun> Il bbl. date with a friend to cook some... Stuff.
41:00 <Serenity> meth?
41:00 <Serenity> LOL omg dont tell her i said that
42:00 <Serenity> YOU WOULD
42:00 <Serenity> ill kik it to her
43:00 <BlackDevil> kick her in the vagina
43:00 <Serenity> but thats mean
43:00 <BlackDevil> but worth it
43:00 <DreamSeller> sif kick in the vagina
44:00 <DreamSeller> cause 9 times out of 10.. you will be wanting back in that vagina 15 mins later 
45:00 <Q{{_romeo> BlackDevil, her boobs sagged already!
45:00 <Q{{_romeo> how could u
45:00 <Bonny> yo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy n shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how's Perth?
50:00 <Bonny> perth is great.. had perfect weather from the day I came
54:00 <BlackDevil> Australia says search area for missing Malaysian airliner has shifted because of "new credible lead
55:00 <Alleenkatze> So, when are they going to stop tiptoeing around and just say that the Rothschilds did it.
56:00 <BlackDevil> i think abbot had a part of the plane crash
56:00 <BlackDevil> gives australia money
56:00 <Alleenkatze> Lol really
56:00 <BlackDevil> yea why not?
57:00 <BlackDevil> i mean africa is close to the crash site
57:00 <BlackDevil> they should have africa look
57:00 <BlackDevil> or india
57:00 <Pieter> Bitch!
58:00 <Pieter> OR SOMALIAN PIRATES
58:00 <Alleenkatze> I don't really think Africa has the funds to support that sort of search
59:00 <Alleenkatze> They can barely support their own citizens.
59:00 <BlackDevil> they have a lot of black people that cant swim
59:00 <BlackDevil> whats that loss in that?
00:00 <Pieter> Burnt match heads
00:00 <Pieter> Skinnies
00:00 <Pieter> Black dork down
00:00 <Pieter> Simba
00:00 <Pieter> Hakuna mutata
00:00 <Pieter> Circle of life people
01:00 <Pieter> Circle of life
01:00 <Pieter> *nod*
01:00 <BlackDevil> have you seen the mud slide in the us?
01:00 <Pieter> Yeh
01:00 <Pieter> I was responsible for that
01:00 <Pieter> Just like the crop circles
01:00 <Pieter> *ninja vanish*
02:00 <DreamSeller> lol.. I bet he is still sitting there.. stuck to his pvc chair by the stale sweat from his last 7hr meth wank 
02:00 <CannibalClown> lol yep
03:00 <CannibalClown> festering bedsores on his ass with sweaty yeast infected bunghole
03:00 <DreamSeller> ewww
03:00 <DreamSeller> there was a lineeeeeee
03:00 <CannibalClown> smells like 10 dead guys
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/washington-mudslide-as-death-toll-rises-to-24-incredible-before-and-after-images-show-devastation-of-oso-landslide-9216428.html
03:00 <DreamSeller> Yeah. that mudslide is pretty tragic 
03:00 <DreamSeller> poor buggers 
03:00 <Pieter> youre tragic
04:00 <DreamSeller> oh god.. 
04:00 <DreamSeller> ... 
04:00 <Pieter> Ya meant to ring it out and drink it
04:00 <Pieter> Or boil it down or somethin
04:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh i gotta refine it first
04:00 <Pieter> Be the next pablo
04:00 <Pieter> So really
04:00 <Pieter> Im better than jesus
05:00 <Pieter> Him and his alcoholic ways turning water to wine
05:00 <Pieter> Walking on water
05:00 <Pieter> I turn me into product
05:00 <Pieter> And i fly over the water
05:00 <Q{{_romeo> lol
05:00 <BlackDevil> but if your look at the satalite, there is a warning
05:00 <Q{{_romeo> atleast ur still around to do it
05:00 <Pieter> Yeh im not one of the debree
06:00 <Pieter> Im a debruyn
06:00 <Pieter> :)
06:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh not debruyn in some collectors jar
06:00 <Pieter> Umm
06:00 <Pieter> Yeah!
07:00 <Pieter> (Pretends to follow*
07:00 <Q{{_romeo> some ppl collects 'saints' relic
07:00 <Q{{_romeo> like toes and thumbs
08:00 <Pieter> Ahh yejh
08:00 <Pieter> Im not into trophies
08:00 <Pieter> No womens underwear framed on my wall
08:00 <Q{{_romeo> oh i collect those
09:00 <DreamSeller> just the scabs from the numerous stds you have gotten over the years... 
09:00 <Q{{_romeo> i 3D laser can women boobs then do 3D print and em on walls
09:00 <Q{{_romeo> i do the soft latex print and use for my bed
09:00 <Q{{_romeo> and doona covers
11:00 <Pieter> I do 3d circles
12:00 <Pieter> Oh and porn too
12:00 <CannibalClown> spheres
12:00 <BlackDevil> who doesnt like porn?
13:00 <Q{{_romeo> not me
13:00 <Q{{_romeo> dont like porn
13:00 <Q{{_romeo> theyre horrible
17:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395976600514.jpg
19:00 <Q{{_romeo> nice freckles
19:00 <Q{{_romeo> thats about it
20:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395973885719.jpg
20:00 <Q{{_romeo> yum
21:00 <Q{{_romeo> the first pic, i like her right hand cuticles
22:00 <Q{{_romeo> her fingers arent so good apart from the cuticles
23:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395972150257.jpg
23:00 <Q{{_romeo> A high school in England is teaching its pupils English as a foreign language  even all the British ones. City of Leeds School is taking the radical step to include the British-born students  along with the pupils who hail from 55 different countries  because their standard of English is so poor it is holding them back in their exams.
24:00 <Q{{_romeo> nice bod, i surely would ravage
25:00 <Sponge> what is wrong with that young lady
25:00 <Sponge> she has down sydrome
26:00 <Sponge> http://www.jjgirls.com/photo/anatranny/tranny-ana-mancini/shemale-ladyboy-tight-dressphoto/
26:00 <Sponge> it's a man Q{{_romeo
26:00 <BlackDevil> ha
26:00 <Sponge> you want to fuck a man
26:00 <BlackDevil> someone google searched
27:00 <BlackDevil> this is a before and after apparently http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395976841712.jpg
27:00 <BlackDevil> obvious man is obvious
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> shhhh dont ruin it by telling me that
28:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/bn1zQLZ.jpg
28:00 <Q{{_romeo> was photoshopped then
28:00 <BlackDevil> yea i posted that dragen
28:00 <BlackDevil> DreamSeller
32:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/DNG2ldq.jpg
33:00 <BlackDevil> australia is on the news
33:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
35:00 <BlackDevil> http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/picdump-1071-20.jpg
37:00 <Serenity> 100 flavours of cum
37:00 <Serenity> yum yum.
38:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aIOt1QJNQk
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stanford - Kansas MOAR COWBELL GUY (Mar 23, 2014) 0:16 - Category: Sports - 25,561 views - 141 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
39:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/AIal5xK.jpg
39:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/TiliLl3.gif
39:00 <DreamSeller> better 
39:00 <BlackDevil> i would to
41:00 <Serenity> spinnnn
43:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/gglF2rP.jpg
44:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq94liFIBRY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beats by Dre x Daniel Tosh: Hear What You Choose Commercial (Mar 25, 2014) 1:19 - Category: Comedy - 218,410 views - 3,655 likes (97.1%), 108 dislikes (2.9%)
48:00 <BlackDevil> you better watch it
51:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun-stuff/images/bitoffun-fishing-buddy024.jpg
52:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395978696201.jpg
55:00 <xm> 11:11 < Pieter> I do 3d circles
55:00 <xm> 11:11 -!- druff [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: g-lined]
56:00 <xm> 11:12 < Pieter> Oh and porn too
56:00 <xm> we've all seen the video Pieter 
56:00 <Pieter> Im famous
56:00 <xm> that's true
57:00 <Pieter> Great:)
57:00 <Pieter> Anyway back to what i was doing
57:00 <Pieter> Myself on cam
57:00 <Pieter> :)
57:00 <xm> i bet
57:00 <Pieter> *gone*
02:00 <druff> ouch
02:00 <druff> hi
05:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun-stuff/images/bitoffun-fishing-buddy021.jpg
34:00 <partay> Need bourbon STAT 
52:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun-stuff/images/bitoffun-fishing-buddy001.jpg
53:00 <Q{{_romeo> these sure knows how to fish
56:00 <gremlinz> oh yup
56:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/tPfclPE.jpg
58:00 <Q{{_romeo> what does that mean?
58:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- newbie
59:00 <Fez> Itjust means i ate miss piggy
59:00 <Fez> She had bacongoin on
00:00 <Fez> Mmmmmmm
00:00 <Fez> Bacon
00:00 <Q{{_romeo> u have bad repute fez
00:00 <Q{{_romeo> u have serial nicks
00:00 <Fez> Whats repute?
00:00 <Fez> Oh yer
00:00 <Fez> Whoops
13:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/art-and-design/coq-and-doodle-todo-for-artist-steven-cohen-20140328-35ncq.html
16:00 <Q{{_romeo> oh no he might do himself in less he gets his way
23:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58a_1395955333
23:00 <BlackDevil> i cried
23:00 <BlackDevil> to that video
23:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: A 40 year old woman, born deaf, hears for the first time. (Date: Mar-27-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 7813 - Played: 997
23:00 <BlackDevil> so happy
25:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
25:00 <Fez> Nice nick
25:00 <Sponge> Lumeah you rock
25:00 <Lumeah> hi fez
25:00 <Lumeah> do i? 
25:00 <Fez> Are you!
25:00 <Lumeah> why is it nice? 
26:00 <Fez> Ithas me in it
26:00 <Fez> ;)
26:00 <Lumeah> am i what,!! lol
26:00 <Lumeah> lol... 
27:00 <Fez> What are u?
27:00 <Fez> A rock...
27:00 <Fez> Der
27:00 <Lumeah> ... err.. 
28:00 <Lumeah> it says  i do 
28:00 <Fez> Did u stay dry?
28:00 <Lumeah> it says i rock not i am a rock
28:00 <Lumeah> no.. lol. 
28:00 <Sponge> Lumeah panties damp?
28:00 <Lumeah> not yet.. lol
28:00 <Fez> O
29:00 <Fez> I read it as lumeah, you rock
29:00 <Lumeah> who's sponge? 
29:00 <Fez> They guy that absorbed the wet
29:00 <Lumeah> mol
29:00 <Fez> -y
29:00 <Lumeah> rof.. 
30:00 <Lumeah> wonders if i can get a better irc for my phone. 
30:00 <Fez> Nice neck lumeah
31:00 <Fez> What ya usin atm?
31:00 <Lumeah> androirc
31:00 <Fez> Andchat is ok
31:00 <Fez> Im using it to type to u currently
32:00 <Lumeah> ill look later. 
32:00 <Lumeah> can you use info and see ips? 
32:00 <Fez> Thatll be handy
33:00 <Fez> Aint tried
34:00 <Fez> If u wanted to
35:00 <Lumeah> bbl. 
35:00 <Fez> Ciao
36:00 <Q{{_romeo> are there pretty maiden around
37:00 <Fez> Was
37:00 <Fez> Gone now
37:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=65c_1395980519
37:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: just japan..... (Date: Mar-27-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 0 - Played: 32
38:00 <TheRon> hello
38:00 <partay> Lumeah: Can u make a good sanwich 
38:00 <Q{{_romeo> x it
39:00 <Q{{_romeo> no idea what that was about
39:00 <Q{{_romeo> also my time too precious for it
39:00 <BlackDevil> its a game show in japan
39:00 <BlackDevil> knock down the boxes
40:00 <TheRon> 10 mins simba
40:00 <Q{{_romeo> good for them
42:00 <TheRon> i don't know who to barrack for tonight, i hate both essendon and hawthorn so much
42:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrO3TfJc9Qw
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Do It For Denmark! (Mar 26, 2014) 2:01 - Category: Travel and Events - 905,312 views - 3,997 likes (92.9%), 306 dislikes (7.1%)
43:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - black, love it
43:00 <Fez> Theron. Watch cricket instead
43:00 <TheRon> maybe
51:00 <TheRon> good game last night
51:00 <TheRon> carlton were pretty shit though
51:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon
51:00 <BlackDevil> found the missing plane yet?
51:00 <TheRon> nope
52:00 <DreamSeller> yes they have.. 
52:00 <TheRon> have they wow
52:00 <BlackDevil> liar
52:00 <Rak> it was behind the couch cushions
52:00 <TheRon> they were looking for some keys and found a plane
52:00 <Rak> and the remote
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
00:00 <FredFlinstone> the black bow will be rancid by the time they find it
00:00 <FredFlinstone> box
01:00 <FredFlinstone> another good year for Mick Shithouse you reckon TheRon ?
01:00 <TheRon> oh yeah!
01:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin big mistake that
01:00 <FredFlinstone> we can thank that fat pig Mathieson
01:00 <FredFlinstone> thinks cos he has money he knows about footy
02:00 <TheRon> carlton must be the place where good coaches turn to shit
02:00 <FredFlinstone> they get the wrong ones
02:00 <FredFlinstone> and get rid of the one who was any good
03:00 <DreamSeller> was it barrassi who coached them for a bit? 
03:00 <DreamSeller> back in the mid 70's 
03:00 <FredFlinstone> although I must admit Mick did make some good changes last night just that they couldnt kick for shit
03:00 <partay> It's all the coaches fault
04:00 <FredFlinstone> 60's
04:00 <FredFlinstone> then early 70
04:00 <FredFlinstone> left and went to North
04:00 <TheRon> barassi was captian coach at one stage i think
04:00 <FredFlinstone> left in 71
04:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
04:00 <DreamSeller> yes 
04:00 <FredFlinstone> he retired befoer the 68 GF
05:00 <FredFlinstone> played one more match the next year to invoke the Father-Son rule
05:00 <Fez> Theres a rule?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> ther was was
05:00 <TheRon> still is
05:00 <FredFlinstone> well you must fulfill a stipualtion
05:00 <FredFlinstone> 50 games
06:00 <TheRon> 150 games now i think
06:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
06:00 <Fez> Never heard of it
06:00 <TheRon> yep
06:00 <TheRon> 100 games, too many father sons were being used
06:00 <FredFlinstone> John Lloyd playesd 48 for us I think
06:00 <FredFlinstone> and yo know who's son was his?
06:00 <TheRon> it changed recently
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
07:00 <FredFlinstone> then it was 50
07:00 <FredFlinstone> so there you go
07:00 <FredFlinstone> you learn something each and every day
08:00 <FredFlinstone> not to say everything you learn s worth it
09:00 <FredFlinstone> drinking yet TheRon ?
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I went to queenscliffe today for lunch
10:00 <FredFlinstone> had a coupla wines
10:00 <FredFlinstone> now having some more
10:00 <FredFlinstone> cricket and footy on toight
10:00 <FredFlinstone> tonight
10:00 <TheRon> yep
10:00 <FredFlinstone> aussies and hawks please!
10:00 <TheRon> what time is the cricket on?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> 8.30
10:00 <FredFlinstone> well thats when the telecast starts
10:00 <FredFlinstone> gem I think
10:00 <TheRon> as for the footy, i hope someone from either team get's seriously injured
11:00 <FredFlinstone> oh stop it
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I never wish that
11:00 <FredFlinstone> even collinghsit
11:00 <TheRon> i don't like either team
11:00 <FredFlinstone> you dont like any team except the pussies
11:00 <TheRon> i like the suns and gws
12:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
12:00 <FredFlinstone> please
12:00 <TheRon> north and dees
12:00 <TheRon> oh and bris
12:00 <FredFlinstone> there are three teams I hate
12:00 <FredFlinstone> with a passion
13:00 <TheRon> north i am just pissed off at
13:00 <FredFlinstone> north are ok
13:00 <TheRon> insipid vs essendon
13:00 <FredFlinstone> they come good always
13:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well werent the only ones
13:00 <TheRon> north can beat anyone
13:00 <FredFlinstone> sometimes not all the time
13:00 <TheRon> oh and i like the doggies
13:00 <FredFlinstone> you like doggy?
14:00 <TheRon> that way we can both watch the footy
14:00 <FredFlinstone> true lol
14:00 <FredFlinstone> who is we?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> the missus?
14:00 <TheRon> a figure of speach
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
14:00 <FredFlinstone> anyone then
14:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
14:00 <FredFlinstone> depends who is available
15:00 <TheRon> after a few more cans, yes!
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lol aint that the truth!
19:00 <TheRon> manly v roosters tonight oo, might be worth watching
19:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
19:00 <TheRon> i like league
20:00 <FredFlinstone> I like the interstate matches
20:00 <FredFlinstone> they are good
21:00 <TheRon> just bought a smart tv, might have to learn to split view on it
22:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehee they are expensive arent they?
22:00 <TheRon> $760
22:00 <FredFlinstone> oh not that dear
22:00 <FredFlinstone> size?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> LED?
22:00 <TheRon> 38
22:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
22:00 <FredFlinstone> brand?
22:00 <TheRon> samsung
23:00 <FredFlinstone> nnice
23:00 <TheRon> 3d too
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I think I am over so much techonology changing too quick
23:00 <FredFlinstone> oh not into 3D thats over rated
23:00 <FredFlinstone> wear those stupid glasses
23:00 <TheRon> haven't used it ye
23:00 <FredFlinstone> cool let me know
24:00 <DreamSeller> gave me a massive headache when I watched Avatar at ze movies in 3d
24:00 <TheRon> bro's got a superman gift pack or something, i think that has 3d on it
24:00 <FredFlinstone> I love that show but havent watched it in 3D
26:00 <TheRon> fuck, just realised the showdown is on at 4.40pm tomorrow, i'll be playing bowls damn it
26:00 <TheRon> the storm are playing at that time too
29:00 <Loof> still gotta watch cosmos
30:00 <Loof> hey partgay, come out of the closet yet bro?
30:00 <DreamSeller> we know you have Loof 
30:00 <DreamSeller> :P 
30:00 <Loof> at birth
30:00 <TheRon> MA!!! TOM CRUISE WON'T COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!
30:00 <DreamSeller> HAHAHAHAHHA 
30:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <DreamSeller> fuck where is that from> 
31:00 <partay> Sorry Loof you'll have to keep trolling for ass elsewhere. Try Picard 
31:00 <partay> South Park 
31:00 <TheRon> south park
31:00 <DreamSeller> ahhh
31:00 <partay> Classic ep
32:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1 (Mar 17, 2011) 3:39 - Category: Music - 7,092,130 views - 21,144 likes (94.1%), 1,333 dislikes (5.9%)
34:00 <TheRon> AND I PULL OUT MY GUN.......!!!
35:00 <partay> Ok that's it. I'm out of this Popsicle stand via bottlo. Hello Mr Makers Mark
36:00 <TheRon> quick shower
38:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I dont muck around
38:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno why it would take any longer
39:00 <TheRon> wet the hair, a bit of soap and brush the teeth
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
39:00 <FredFlinstone> no
39:00 <FredFlinstone> there isnt any hair
39:00 <TheRon> chemo?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
40:00 <TheRon> that was in poor taste, my bad
40:00 <FredFlinstone> ideed
40:00 <FredFlinstone> you are like mitch
41:00 <TheRon> who?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> he was hauled over the coals for saying that
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and my wife has had chemo
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lost all her hair
41:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
41:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok
41:00 <FredFlinstone> second time didnt need it 
41:00 <FredFlinstone> tablets
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lost her boob
42:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <TheRon> i love boobs
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I did too
43:00 <Kynetic> boobs are ok
43:00 <Kynetic> theyre better in the mouth.
43:00 <Kynetic> with the other in a hand
43:00 <FredFlinstone> prefer in my hands
43:00 <Kynetic> you would
43:00 <Kynetic> youre a caveman
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
43:00 <TheRon> my dad is lucky, had prostate cancer, had radio and had no ill effects whatsoever
43:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
43:00 <FredFlinstone> very lucky
44:00 <FredFlinstone> wife had radio too
44:00 <Kynetic> id hate to get prostate cancer
44:00 <Kynetic> and get your prostate out
44:00 <Kynetic> cos then anal sex wouldnt feel as good anymore
44:00 <FredFlinstone> stop it that isnt funny at all
44:00 <TheRon> i'd want a hot chick just graduating checking my prostate
45:00 <Kynetic> im not joking
46:00 <Kynetic> i wouldnt joke about something as serious as anal sex
46:00 <TheRon> taking it up the chuff
47:00 <FredFlinstone> never heard it called the chuff
47:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf does that mean?
48:00 <FredFlinstone> relevance to arse
48:00 <FredFlinstone> not makes sense to me
48:00 <TheRon> i dunno blame little brittain
48:00 <FredFlinstone> oh that show was so funny
48:00 <TheRon> daffyd
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah but
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tenacious D - fuck her gently (Jun 22, 2008) 2:11 - Category: Music - 1,318,221 views - 4,270 likes (97%), 134 dislikes (3%)
06:00 <FredFlinstone> harness tonight at smelton
06:00 <FredFlinstone> go number 1
06:00 <TheRon> go 23 with black bean sauce
07:00 <FredFlinstone> no chineses here anymore :(
07:00 <FredFlinstone> was pissed off
07:00 <TheRon> damn
07:00 <TheRon> thats why i say our immigration policy doesn't work
07:00 <FredFlinstone> loved my prawns and vegies
08:00 <FredFlinstone> so I had to go to the pub an extra time lol
08:00 <TheRon> i like chicken and cashew in oyster sauce
08:00 <FredFlinstone> chicken is boring
08:00 <FredFlinstone> have that all the time
08:00 <TheRon> you like bull's testicles?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its like sex
08:00 <FredFlinstone> if you have it all the time
08:00 <FredFlinstone> sure why not
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
09:00 <FredFlinstone> having pie and chips tonight
09:00 <FredFlinstone> thats boring
09:00 <FredFlinstone> but a nice pie
09:00 <TheRon> supposed to be getting lunch at bowls tomorrow
09:00 <FredFlinstone> bowels?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oeerrr
09:00 <TheRon> tempted to get a hamburger from across the road though
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate bowels clubs
09:00 <FredFlinstone> they got so many old people in there
10:00 <TheRon> i play bowls ok
10:00 <FredFlinstone> hmm nothing against the sport
10:00 <FredFlinstone> just they so fuckin old
10:00 <TheRon> beers, and ashtrays at either end
10:00 <FredFlinstone> when we go to Coolangatta OMFG
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont wanna go to the Bowels club
10:00 <FredFlinstone> its old enough anyway
11:00 <FredFlinstone> they all in bed at 5
11:00 <TheRon> would you play bowls if the club had a TAB, a pool table and fox sports??
11:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe
11:00 <TheRon> i'm working on it
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
12:00 <FredFlinstone> its like the RSL's here
12:00 <FredFlinstone> no friggin TAB
12:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate those moronic pokies
12:00 <TheRon> i reckon a TAB would make a huge difference
12:00 <FredFlinstone> for sure
13:00 <FredFlinstone> meals are fine
13:00 <TheRon> we got pokies at our bowls club, i hat e them
13:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok if you like poking
13:00 <TheRon> i don't like the fact that the bistro is right next to the pokies
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
13:00 <FredFlinstone>  which bowels club you play at?
13:00 <TheRon> sebastopol
14:00 <FredFlinstone> h near crakafat
14:00 <TheRon> the south end of balla
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
18:00 <TheRon> how much would you pay for a stubbie or generic beer?
19:00 <TheRon> of
20:00 <DreamSeller> holy shit... 3 hrs. must be a record for non obtuse cunts ruining it 
20:00 <TheRon> huh??
20:00 <DreamSeller> sorry.. 
20:00 <DreamSeller> it's a record 
21:00 <DreamSeller> 3 hrs... and no obtuse cunt has ruined it.
21:00 <TheRon> ruining what?
21:00 <DreamSeller> the chat flow of the channel 
21:00 <TheRon> you mean until now?
21:00 <TheRon> :)
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <DreamSeller> oh hush you :P 
22:00 <FredFlinstone> $5 on special 7.50 normal TheRon 
23:00 <TheRon> $5.50 at our bowls club, $4 at every other bowls club in ballarat
23:00 <TheRon> $5 for me because i get 10% off
23:00 <FredFlinstone> thats ok
24:00 <TheRon> but becuase our club is that much more expensive to drink at than other clubs, nobody drinks there
24:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
25:00 <TheRon> we used to 30%
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I just pay whatever is going wherre I am
28:00 <FredFlinstone> we used to go to a place in Fed Square for dinner cos it was easy before the MCG
28:00 <FredFlinstone> well they put the prices of the wine up and decreased the quality 
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought fuck that not coming here again
29:00 <FredFlinstone> $49 for a bottle of piss FFS
29:00 <TheRon> yeah it's fucked up
30:00 <FredFlinstone> so we go to another place get a bottle for $42 twenty times better
30:00 <FredFlinstone> they get so greedy
30:00 <TheRon> we goto the mail exchange before we goto etihad
31:00 <FredFlinstone> thats here we go!
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
31:00 <TheRon> jump off the train and it's straight to the pub
31:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
31:00 <FredFlinstone> platform 28 is good too
32:00 <FredFlinstone> other side
32:00 <TheRon> a games on, we get in at 2, spend about 4 hrs drinking then its off to the footy
32:00 <FredFlinstone> lol we didnt even get to the Port match hahaha
33:00 <TheRon> somehow we can time it so we get to the footy just as the ball is bounced
33:00 <FredFlinstone> friggin sunday night matches then a bloody thursady night match fuckk off
33:00 <TheRon> sundays are too late now
33:00 <TheRon> i reckon they'll change that
33:00 <FredFlinstone> and we got more than anyone
34:00 <FredFlinstone> arseholes
34:00 <FredFlinstone> they wont cos they dont give a rats
35:00 <TheRon> not that hard to bring the games forward an hour
35:00 <FredFlinstone> have they changed the Monday nights?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> no
35:00 <TheRon> there's only one monday night game isn't there?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> the richmond match used to be the thursady before easter 
35:00 <FredFlinstone> they dont give a fuck
36:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
36:00 <FredFlinstone> not the point its us!
36:00 <FredFlinstone> always us
36:00 <FredFlinstone> why us?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> sunday nights now
36:00 <FredFlinstone> please
36:00 <FredFlinstone> essenshit match sunday too
36:00 <TheRon> you prefer twilight on suuns??
36:00 <FredFlinstone> of course collonghshit is on a friday
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer no fuckin sunday!
37:00 <FredFlinstone> hate it
37:00 <TheRon> 9 games, it can't be done
37:00 <FredFlinstone> twilight is a piece of shit
37:00 <FredFlinstone> well with only two grounds now wonder
37:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
37:00 <FredFlinstone> get real
37:00 <FredFlinstone> the Afl fucked that
37:00 <TheRon> send some games to geelong?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> wy not
38:00 <FredFlinstone> and wahts wrong with Princes Park?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> if not for that fuckin c--t Collins
38:00 <TheRon> hows the stadium there?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> beautiful oval
38:00 <FredFlinstone> like a bowling green
38:00 <TheRon> geelong is 37,000 now plus standing room
38:00 <FredFlinstone> they play crickert there
39:00 <FredFlinstone> i KNow thats what Elliot wanted
39:00 <FredFlinstone> but the fuckin locals blocked it
39:00 <FredFlinstone> would have been a 45,000
39:00 <TheRon> punt is being considered isn't it?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> got rid of waverly
39:00 <TheRon> punt rd
40:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off thats a piec of shit
40:00 <FredFlinstone> i went there when I was 10
40:00 <FredFlinstone> no room to breathe
40:00 <FredFlinstone> so many grounds could have been updated
41:00 <TheRon> the pre-season game at ballarat would've been shit to watch, all standing room, no chance of seeing anything
41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate the AFL
41:00 <FredFlinstone> so greedy
41:00 <TheRon> that and the parking was shithouse
42:00 <FredFlinstone> they only care about the interstate teams now and collinghsit
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I could stab them to death
43:00 <TheRon> the best way to help the bulldogs and north is to get them out of their etihad deals
43:00 <FredFlinstone> everyone
43:00 <FredFlinstone> even we cant make money
43:00 <TheRon> 15,000 just to breakeven
43:00 <FredFlinstone> cos of that prick Collins
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I know its disgusting
44:00 <FredFlinstone> same crowd at Princes Park you make a profit
44:00 <FredFlinstone> too many teams in melb thats they truth
44:00 <TheRon> pretty sure geelong would be better than that too
44:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
45:00 <TheRon> geelong wouldn't be that hard for the supporters to get to surely
45:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
47:00 <TheRon> brendan gale for ceo??
49:00 <FredFlinstone> of where?
49:00 <TheRon> afl
49:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe ok they all wankers
50:00 <TheRon> don't really know mclaughlin so
50:00 <FredFlinstone> fitspatrick is a wanker
50:00 <FredFlinstone> power broker
50:00 <FredFlinstone> got too much money for that job
50:00 <TheRon> i thought chairman was an honourary position
50:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> presidents are too
50:00 <TheRon> they generally don't get paid
51:00 <FredFlinstone> as I said power broker
51:00 <FredFlinstone> he doesnt need the money
51:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin loaded
51:00 <TheRon> true
51:00 <FredFlinstone> condescening peick
51:00 <FredFlinstone> prick
51:00 <FredFlinstone> condescending
52:00 <FredFlinstone> he thinks his shit is chocolate
52:00 <Jeep> john\
52:00 <TheRon> i haven't noticed to be honest
52:00 <Jeep> sup
52:00 <Jeep> all
52:00 <FredFlinstone> who is John?
52:00 <Jeep> fux me
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I was involved with the club when he playes
53:00 <TheRon> `whois jeep
53:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
53:00 <Jeep> lol
53:00 <FredFlinstone> yes who is Jeep ?
53:00 <Lumeah> i bought a jeep
53:00 <Jeep> Jeep is jeep
53:00 <Jeep> yah
53:00 <TheRon> a big arsed 4 wheel drive?
53:00 <Jeep> we bought a JEEEP
54:00 <Jeep> nearly hit this big fucking kangaroo other night
54:00 <Jeep> god it was a big motherfucker
54:00 <Lumeah> freeky
54:00 <Jeep> i was scared
54:00 <TheRon> kept driving i bet
54:00 <Jeep> it was huge man
54:00 <Jeep> they make a mess
54:00 <Jeep> of your car
54:00 <Jeep> if u hit em
54:00 <Lumeah> i dont blame u lol
54:00 <TheRon> unpredictable pricks the kangas
55:00 <TheRon> and those animals
55:00 <Lumeah> get those shoo roos
55:00 <TheRon> shoot roos?
55:00 <Jeep> yeah gonna get a shoo roo fitted to the car soon
55:00 <Jeep> i nearly hit a fucking possum the other night it lived to fight another day
57:00 <TheRon> i hit a roo once, we had to shoot it
58:00 <Jeep> fuck
58:00 <TheRon> i grew up in the country it's just what we do
58:00 <JimmyJack> fuck ur sister?
58:00 <JimmyJack> :P
59:00 <TheRon> loof can i give yours a crack?
59:00 <Loof> if you get me really drunk
59:00 <Loof> i'm anybodys
59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
59:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> Loof, would be the sister then
59:00 <Loof> oh my sister
59:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> don a wig and stuff
59:00 <TheRon> loof plz! you can be sober
00:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> he always run from me
00:00 <TheRon> you're so harmless
01:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> except to bad gurls
01:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> i spank them
02:00 <DreamSeller> I am going to start up the Bring Back Pollock Group. 
02:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> theres no talks or negotiation with them
03:00 <TheRon> i'm going to a party sat night, might chuck on some al green just to break things up
04:00 <FredFlinstone> al green ffs
04:00 <FredFlinstone> you old chunt
04:00 <TheRon> what?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> he is great
04:00 <TheRon> isnt he just
04:00 <FredFlinstone> loved him havent heard of him for years
04:00 <TheRon> reverend al green
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and you know
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent got any of his music ffs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> must get some
05:00 <TheRon> let's stay together
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah baby
05:00 <FredFlinstone> so sexy
05:00 <FredFlinstone> swivel those hips
05:00 <FredFlinstone> ooeerrr
05:00 <TheRon> in the right situation, al green would get you laid
05:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmmm
05:00 <FredFlinstone> sexy beast
05:00 <FredFlinstone> black cock
06:00 <DreamSeller> in the right situation.. chloroform will always get you laid 
06:00 <TheRon> true, but i find the term rape offensive
07:00 <TheRon> i've been known to do some impromptu kareoke at parties 
07:00 <TheRon> to rousing acclaim
08:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> u do elvis?
08:00 <TheRon> i do marvin gaye
08:00 <TheRon> bit of bowie
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I got Amy WhoreHouse on at the mo
08:00 <TheRon> bowie is fucking hard
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
09:00 <TheRon> banarama - cruel summer
09:00 <FredFlinstone> yes he has had so many hits
09:00 <TheRon> off karate kid
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no banarama
09:00 <FredFlinstone> loved them
09:00 <FredFlinstone> in my disco days lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> not really was after then
10:00 <TheRon> i had a crucsh on the karate kids girlfriend
11:00 <TheRon> neil diamond - girl, you'll be a woman soon
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate that Jew old perve
11:00 <TheRon> my bro loves neil diamond
11:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no please
12:00 <TheRon> i think he has tickets to his tour this year
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck off
12:00 <TheRon> what?
14:00 <TheRon> hawthorn will win easily tonight i think
15:00 <TheRon> however if the bombers get the ball in quick to daniher and carlisle you never know
15:00 <sketch> pierce hawthorn? he's dead
16:00 <sketch> from a heart attack not a bomb
16:00 <TheRon> essendon needs to peirce hawthorn yes
17:00 <sketch> yes and den what?
17:00 <Loof> i thought everyone hated essendon?
17:00 <TheRon> i do but i'm giving a balanced analysis
17:00 <Loof> ah ic
17:00 <Loof> cool
18:00 <sketch> I don't even know what an essendon is
18:00 <Loof> who do you hate more; essondon or collingwood?
18:00 <TheRon> a suburb in melb
18:00 <TheRon> collingwood always
18:00 <Loof> hehe
18:00 <sketch> whats a suburb?
18:00 <TheRon> stop being a dick!
19:00 <TheRon> you from essendon?
19:00 <sketch> yeah I'm just bored
19:00 <sketch> hahaah no
19:00 <Jeep> gonna make pizzas
19:00 <sketch> they wish
19:00 <Jeep> i fucking hate afl
19:00 <Jeep> most boring sport ever
19:00 <Jeep> who is watching the cricket tonite
19:00 <sketch> yeah I'm not too big on afl
19:00 <Jeep> on gem
19:00 <sketch> lol
19:00 <Jeep> australia has to win
19:00 <Jeep> beat those black cunts
19:00 <sketch> I'm a basketball man but professionally in this country there's none to watch
20:00 <TheRon> i miss the gaze years on the nbl
20:00 <Loof> i like boxing
20:00 <sketch> yeah those were the days
20:00 <TheRon> i was in tears when they beat the wildcats
21:00 <sketch> lol
21:00 <TheRon> 93 was it?
21:00 <Jeep> afl is  pansy sport
21:00 <Jeep> nrl is for real man
21:00 <sketch> my mum still does  bench for th Wollongong hawks. she's in charge of the clock. she says the games are always empty lol
21:00 <TheRon> warrick giddy was a legend
22:00 <Jeep> you know whats his face that fuckwit afl dickhead who became a meter maid
22:00 <Jeep> douche and was a stop go manb
22:00 <Jeep> i would like to knock that cunt out
22:00 <TheRon> i played bball
22:00 <Jeep> warwick capper
22:00 <sketch> which one jeep? you lost me lol
22:00 <Jeep> thats him
22:00 <Jeep> that fuckwit
22:00 <sketch> ohhh capper
22:00 <sketch> yeh he is a fuckhead
22:00 <Jeep> hes a fucking dead set idiot
22:00 <TheRon> caappperrr!!!
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> well well well
23:00 <Jeep> biggest fuckhead on earth
23:00 <TheRon> you missed big bill's house?
23:00 <TheRon> on the footy show
23:00 <Jeep> huh
23:00 <Jeep> im not to keen on that gary lyon either
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> the only people I remember here are all numbnuts
23:00 <TheRon> look it up, you'll love it
24:00 <Jeep> trevor marmalade
24:00 <Jeep> that fuckwit
24:00 <Jeep> and james brayshaw
24:00 <Jeep> wanker
24:00 <sketch> you can't say he is the biggest fuckhead on earth... we still haven't explored all of the Mariana's trench and some of the amazon rainforest. maybe there are bigger fuckhead a there
24:00 <Jeep> the only one i like is sam
24:00 <Jeep> that takin it to the streets segment
24:00 <Jeep> thats pretty funny
25:00 <TheRon> i love it when sam hangs shit on "the cheif" jason dunstall
25:00 <TheRon> in tears everytime
25:00 <Jeep> lool
25:00 <Jeep> i have to work tomorrow
25:00 <Jeep> GAY
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> gotta love Saturday work :)
25:00 <sketch> call in sick
26:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
26:00 <Jeep> yeah i should
26:00 <sketch> great sof
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> that won't be dodge at all...
26:00 <sketch> sof? song lol
26:00 <Jeep> lul
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I remember I called in sick on a Sat once... (well I SMSed)
26:00 <sketch> I don't mind working sat it's only me and one other girl so it's pretty cushy
27:00 <TheRon> she hot?
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> going "I won't be coming in tomorrow due to the fact that a monkey's got my balls"
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> they called me and asked me not to bother coming in anymore
27:00 <sketch> hahahah a
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I was wasted on a Fri night, it seemed like a good idea at the time
28:00 <sketch> i once called in sick on New Year's Eve and said I stepped on ann and my foot was swollen
28:00 <TheRon> at every wedding i goto i request a john farnham song
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ant*
28:00 <sketch> I got some abusive SMS so before I went back the next day I stepped on a bee for real
28:00 <sketch> ahhhaha
28:00 <TheRon> "seemed like a good idea at the time"
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol, nice
28:00 <sketch> on  a Bee. fuck typing on a tablet is shit
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it kills getting bitten on the bottom of your foot
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I got bitten by a bumblebee once 
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> couldn't walk for a couple of days
29:00 <TheRon> right footy!
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> fuck footy
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey Longie, Serenity, stebie
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> !seen crash
30:00 <Excessive> Dark^Sarcasm, crash ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #melbourne 2 days 21 hours 20 minutes ago (3.25 22:10) stating: (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) after spending 1 hour 27 minutes there.
32:00 <sketch> your nick looks familiar Dark^Sarcasm 
33:00 <sketch> did you come on here like ten years ago?
34:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sketch: and then some, yeah
34:00 <sketch> thought so
34:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> geez.. nearly 15 years now
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey Nikky`
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey Dark^Sarcasm :o)
35:00 <sketch> yeh same.. if only just started coming on occasionally again lately
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> been about a year for me I think
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> What's shakin' Nikky`babe?
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ltns
36:00 <sketch> sticky Nikky` 
36:00 <sketch> I went to school with a sticky Nikky` 
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ahh, so you know about the sticky then :)
37:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot just relaxing now - you?
37:00 <sketch> she thought that a blowjob was when you blew gently on a penis.... poor girl
37:00 <Nikky`> I not be sticky
37:00 <Simple_Blonde> Licky Nicky
37:00 <Simple_Blonde> :)~~~
37:00 <sketch> I didn't say you were.. I was just reminiscing about the old days lol
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but after being on IRC for a few days, Nikky` found out about pearl necklaces, scatplay and even worse....
37:00 <Nikky`> I don't licky 
37:00 <Nikky`> much
37:00 <sketch> aha hahaah
38:00 <Simple_Blonde> lo
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good, too much licky is no good without lots of sucky
38:00 <Nikky`> I find out about everything - google is not your friend sometimes
38:00 <Nikky`> nightmares
38:00 <sketch> a friend of mine was telling me about an Alabama hot pocket today at work
38:00 <sketch> don't google that
38:00 <sketch> lol
39:00 <Nikky`> lol I won't
40:00 <sketch> aww no you should
40:00 <sketch> lol
40:00 <stuffz> ey fellas, you dont wanna be trusting these women ey
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I have seen so much in the last 15 years, my curiosity has learned it's lesson...
40:00 <Nikky`> ok ET won on the tv tonight
41:00 <sketch> ey stuffz I don't trust anyone that says ey
41:00 <sketch> I trusted the Fonz once and then he broke my heart....
41:00 <sketch> curse you Henry winkler,
42:00 <stuffz> u women ey saying shit to me ey i dont like it although u think i get a stuiffy
42:00 <sketch> you got a stuffy or a stiffy?
42:00 <sketch> a stuffy is when you are sodomised by a furry
42:00 <Nikky`> yeah henry broke my heart
42:00 <sketch> so that's what I'm thinking you meant
43:00 <sketch> aww poor Nikky` 
43:00 <Nikky`> I don't want a furry near me
44:00 <druff> hi
44:00 <DreamSeller> that's okay 
44:00 <DreamSeller> I shaved 
44:00 <sketch> I wax
44:00 <sketch> but only my left testicle
44:00 <Nikky`> I shaved before also ;o)
44:00 <sketch> I leave righty free and hairy
44:00 <stuffz> my psyiotherapist said to my yesterday "hi how are you?" i go good" and she gooes "you are looking really.." and i go "good?" yer?" and she goes "yeah, but m married, but if i wasnt id say you looked really sexy right now" so what does this mean ladies?
45:00 <stuffz> i reckon it means she's got some deceptive trick up her sleve
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> means she has issues as well...?
45:00 <sketch> it means your physiotherapist has low self esteem
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> has anyone seen this before: sqr(1-v^2/c^2)
46:00 <Nikky`> Yes
46:00 <stuffz> tyoical the dudes answer and the chicks dont
46:00 <Nikky`> Just now
46:00 <sketch> I'm not a dude stuffs
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sketch is a dudette
46:00 <sketch> I am?
46:00 <stuffz> well first of all, why would she have a low self esteem when she has the best set of legs ive ever seen?
47:00 <sketch> I'm more of a lude
47:00 <sketch> attractive people get low self esteem too stuffz 
47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sorry sketch, but a single shaven ball doesn't help your cause
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> oh I bought a bike!!!
48:00 <stuffz> why would she try and boost her self esteem by telling me something like that?
48:00 <sketch> maybe she wanted you to reply with something positive about her looks?
48:00 <Nikky`> Maybe she was hoping it would boost yours so you never go back?
48:00 <sketch> a hahahah Nikky` 
48:00 <sketch> that's good
49:00 <druff> maybe it was a random compliment and theres nothing else to it
49:00 <Nikky`> :P
49:00 <stuffz> well im very suspicious
49:00 <stuffz> i havent had her services for 6 months
50:00 <sketch> well next time you go back ask her out and then come tell us about it
50:00 <sketch> we could all do with a good laugh
50:00 <stuffz> no i wont "ask her out"
50:00 <stuffz> she is married
50:00 <sketch> that's what she says...
51:00 <sketch> can you trust her? I mean she said you were sexy so obviously she has a penchant for lying
51:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> brb
51:00 <stuffz> i will... catch her operving on my groin (she did it before and apologised when i caught her) and then i might do quick but obvious peeks at her boobies
51:00 <druff> is she blind?
52:00 <Doodle> lol and did fairies come in and sing a song while you were in therapy too stuffz
52:00 <stuffz> and if says something positive about me ive say "yer you got great legs"
52:00 <Doodle> its all in your mind
52:00 <stuffz> this is psysio cuzz
52:00 <sketch> true that
52:00 <Doodle> even so its hugely unprofessional
54:00 <stuffz> i know a thing about you ladies ey - you w0omen are feircly competetive with each other.. hot single guys are nohting to beer belly boys with a ring on his finger with a hot wife
55:00 <sketch> wait??? we all think he is talking about a physiotherapist. but maybe it just a person who goes by the name physio.
55:00 <DreamSeller> Doodle... 
55:00 <stuffz> im a fucken supertstar
55:00 <sketch> physio the rapist
55:00 <DreamSeller> the channel killer 
55:00 <DreamSeller> pew pew 
55:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClweIB5LBcE&list=FLtTCFDD3O8vp0_FQdccA4Rw&feature=mh_lolz
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: группа "Яхонт" "Черная смородина" (2 вариант) (Oct 11, 2012) 3:57 - Category: Music - 2,172 views - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> just coz
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I saw a panther once in Gippsland
59:00 <Nikky`> And I saw big foot once outside my window
59:00 <stuffz> got to get it all out of my system i have to deal with mothers at pony club tommrrow and i dont like meeting them atm
59:00 <Lumeah> noooooooooooooo 
59:00 <Lumeah> sounds like hell to me lol
59:00 <stuffz> i feel like another v drink
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Nikky`: that was probably me in my fluffy suit
59:00 <sketch> don't like meeting them ass to mouth? yeah that's not a good way to make a first impression
00:00 <stuffz> i meet when ive been tweaking and get along like a house on fire and then i come out of the rabbit and i just want to hide
00:00 <CannibalClown> stuffs is a fucking troll and if you take anything he says as truth you're just as fucked up
01:00 <stuffz> CannibalClown i tell u sum truth cuzz
01:00 <Nikky`> Maybe - I shall lock my window now
01:00 <Nikky`> I nearly typed lick
01:00 <sketch> nobody has taken anything he says as truth
01:00 <CannibalClown> nothing you say is truth
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Nikky`: it's ok, it wouldn't be the first windowlicker type we've seen :D
01:00 <sketch> hahaah
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> err. typo*
01:00 <stuffz> women gloat "women know if they wanna have sex with a guy in the first ten seconds" what are they trying to conveye about their abiliities and intituitve skills?
01:00 <Nikky`> lol sssh Dark^Sarcasm
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sorry Nikky` :)
02:00 <CannibalClown> blah blah bullshit bullshit
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> CannibalClown: you're not adding anything intellectual to this conversation either
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so don't be so judgemental
02:00 <sketch> I'm going to go get some alcohol
02:00 <Nikky`> How this channel seems ok sketch
02:00 <CannibalClown> fuckoff
02:00 <DreamSeller> LOL 
02:00 <Nikky`> Drink some for me
02:00 <DreamSeller> kettle pot black... 
03:00 <stuffz> CannibalClown you probobly think they are heaps intelligent, superior intelletect, and id go as far to say women think its a statement of the modern womans empowerment in society
03:00 <CannibalClown> right
03:00 <DreamSeller> don't be so judgemental.. 
03:00 <DreamSeller> at that cunt being judgemental as fuckery 
03:00 <DreamSeller> ironing much 
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I don't iron
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I don't even lift
03:00 <CannibalClown> keep going stuffs.  your persistence and need to convince me feeds me
04:00 <CannibalClown>  your passion is what I thrive on
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so CannibalClown is the troll, not stuffz...?
04:00 <stuffz> to me, im my superstare skill it just shows how dumb they are to think that statement would pass as anything less than a sign of low intelligence if the group think of women couldnt see that as a very superficial think to say
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> thing*
05:00 <stuffz> 10 fucken seconds? omfg.. ten seconds? omg
05:00 <Nikky`> My poor mum had to call me at work today.. I haven't spoken to her in weeks :/
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> is she poor because you're her daughter? :O 
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :P~
05:00 <Nikky`> Exactly
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> at least she has clean windows
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> yes... yes I went there Nikky`
05:00 <Nikky`> Nah, i'm the best child she has
06:00 <Nikky`> Only one who now gives a shit
06:00 <stuffz> another one - that perverse sexualised statement when love to make in a sexy voice "i'd love you to be the father of my children".... "oooooooo" "so appealing ive got a stiffy.. no condoms"  - you'd be rejected off that right away ladies
06:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> stuffz: as we used to say years back... PIC OR GTFO
06:00 <CannibalClown> mmmm delicious
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Nikky`: anything new with you?
07:00 <Nikky`> Nothing new, just work and sleep, work n sleep
07:00 <stuffz> for ladies: why do women cheat?
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sigh, yeah, it seems like that's all we do nowadays
08:00 <Nikky`> Yeap
08:00 <CannibalClown> no stuffs
08:00 <GravitationalAss> because their partners have small dicks, or are otherwise peices of shit
08:00 <stuffz> fuken hell i need another v drink fyucken hell
08:00 <CannibalClown> they dont
08:00 <GravitationalAss> thats why
08:00 <CannibalClown> only the slurries n fuckheads do
08:00 <CannibalClown> lol
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> now we know stuffz is full of it, so let's let him go
08:00 <Nikky`> slurries hehe
08:00 <CannibalClown> it only happens to you stebie
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol Nikky` 
09:00 <Nikky`> Poor stebie 
09:00 <CannibalClown> stuffs has this undying need to impress
09:00 <CannibalClown> anyone
09:00 <GravitationalAss> stebie, more like stubby
09:00 <CannibalClown> with anything
09:00 <stuffz> GravitationalAss - no, they cheat becuase they broke their character values and have no concious. The worst think ever if the group think of women "women do it for valid reasons" is a sign they have no concious or empathy
10:00 <GravitationalAss> how many marijuanas have you done this afternon
10:00 <stuffz> see, ladies - if you cheat, you are not betraying your partner you are betraying your own charcter and your sense of morality (if thats a part of your character and moralitry
11:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
11:00 <GravitationalAss> dis kunt
11:00 <GravitationalAss> rite ere
11:00 <Nikky`> Men and women cheat you dickhead..take your woman hating somewhere else
11:00 <stuffz> oh well ban me now i fucken feel like a fucken v drink
11:00 <GravitationalAss> ok
11:00 <CannibalClown> stuffs is attempting to be all deep n philosophical
11:00 <CannibalClown> but in reality
11:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ****
11:00 <stuffz> men cheat because they are dickheads that are breaking their own value systems (if any).. 
11:00 <CannibalClown> hes a fuckhead
11:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> forgot my photobucket login
12:00 <GravitationalAss> forgot your bong bucket morelikeit
12:00 <stuffz> but women have excuses
12:00 <stuffz> men cant say "because she didnt treat me right"
12:00 <GravitationalAss> stuffz is still feeling the effects of a failed marriage and lost custody battle
13:00 <CannibalClown> blah blah
13:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
13:00 <CannibalClown> id say stuffs is suffering foreveralone.jpg
13:00 <stuffz> i never dated a woman ive had female friends though but... hehe they couldnt act on the cheat part.. so when they found the usual; guy i got ditched and she fucked the lower man... later on marries the guy she cheats on
14:00 <GravitationalAss> <stuffz> i never dated a woman
14:00 <GravitationalAss> when you become a man
14:00 <GravitationalAss> come back to us
14:00 <CannibalClown> THERE IT IS
14:00 <CannibalClown> *05:13:47 PM* <stuffz> i never dated a woman
14:00 <stuffz> GravitationalAss i will never buy a muscle car or a n american pill bull cunt
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> we noticed
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I drive a Jeep :)
14:00 <CannibalClown> you have no base to be talking about relationships
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> yes, I bought a Jeep
15:00 <CannibalClown> that explains a lot
15:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Jeep, you're mine!!!
15:00 <stuffz> CannibalClown i have extensive knowedge about relationship where do you think im showing signs of ignorance?
15:00 <CannibalClown> nope
15:00 <Nikky`> Only wanky ppl buy a jeep
15:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I went there ;o)
15:00 <CannibalClown> you dont
15:00 <GravitationalAss> no you don't stuffz
15:00 <GravitationalAss> don't lie to yourself
15:00 <GravitationalAss> you're only distorting your image of the world
15:00 <stuffz> what am i saying thats wrong then?
16:00 <Pieter> Hahahacredibility comes with being with flabbys
16:00 <CannibalClown> everything
16:00 <CannibalClown> oh great
16:00 <CannibalClown> here come cptslug
16:00 <stuffz> ok then "fighting is heal;thy in a relationship" - tell me is this true you relationship experts?
16:00 <Pieter> Flabbys.
16:00 <CannibalClown> lol
17:00 <CannibalClown> ive never fought
17:00 <stuffz> how did you not fight in a relationship?
17:00 <CannibalClown> YAY
17:00 <CannibalClown> did?
17:00 <CannibalClown> do
17:00 <CannibalClown> im still in it
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> wanna see my bike Nikky`?
18:00 <stuffz> and what do you say to these hoardses of women that claim (grouopthink) "fighting is healthy in a realtionship"
18:00 <Nikky`> Sure..bike pic me bitch
18:00 <DreamSeller> WOOOHOOO 
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hehe, I've wanted once since I was about 12
18:00 <Nikky`> one also?
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> figured I'm old enough not to kill myself, so I got one :)
18:00 <CannibalClown> by bike he means cock
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> yes one**
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/Bike1_zps350dbe47.jpg.html
19:00 <Nikky`> I've wanted one of them also..since I was 12 CannibalClown
19:00 <Nikky`> hehe
19:00 <Nikky`> jk
19:00 <CannibalClown> umm
19:00 <CannibalClown> lol
19:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> -_-
19:00 <CannibalClown> that escalated quickly
19:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Nikky` does that
19:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, thanks 
19:00 <stuffz> somehow i think cannabilclown may be a juggalo that met his gf (a juggallette) at an insane clown posse
19:00 <Nikky`> it looks small 
19:00 <Serenity> yeah im his wife.
19:00 <Nikky`> So does the bike
19:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it is
19:00 <CannibalClown> cool story
19:00 <Nikky`> :P
20:00 <Serenity> and we didnt meet at any such place
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :(
20:00 <CannibalClown> :}
20:00 <Serenity> dont be an obtuse dickhead
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> hello Dark^Sarcasm
20:00 <CannibalClown> stuffs is just cut
20:00 <CannibalClown> no woman wants him
20:00 <stuffz> cannabil clown is hooked up wi6th serenity?
20:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
20:00 <CannibalClown> lol dis cunt
20:00 <Serenity> yes. married generally means we're 'hooked up'
20:00 <CannibalClown> wow
21:00 <Serenity> we'd fucken wanna be after spending all that money
21:00 <GravitationalAss> myself and DreamSeller are also a couple
21:00 <Maurice> They met on Oasis.com
21:00 <GravitationalAss> *hugs his husband*
21:00 <stuffz> ok cannabil clown why wouldnt a woman want me?
21:00 <Serenity> no
21:00 <Serenity> DreamSeller is also mine
21:00 <Serenity> you cannot have him
21:00 <GravitationalAss> fuck off
21:00 <Maurice> Serenity is greedy
21:00 <GravitationalAss> i'll fight you
21:00 <CannibalClown> because youre a fucking douche
21:00 <Serenity> dont fucken start
21:00 <Serenity> ive got the tits here mate, and theyre bigger than yours
21:00 <GravitationalAss> ...
21:00 <stuffz> women thibnk im fucken "really nice"
21:00 <GravitationalAss> bugger
22:00 <CannibalClown> Serenity has all the lovers
22:00 <CannibalClown> no
22:00 <Serenity> YOU GOT NUFFINK
22:00 <Maurice> Eat more chicken, GravitationalAss, grow more boobs
22:00 <CannibalClown> if you have to tell us that
22:00 <CannibalClown> its not true
22:00 <stuffz> its because women dont think im worthy of their vaginas
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> well, can't say this has been fun
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good luck everyone, enjoy your weekend
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> just remember, every time you put someone down, you're expressing your insecurities
23:00 <Jeep> paul clitheroe is a fucking wanker
23:00 <stuffz> women will know my type.. im the guy the chicks in ,krealtionships go to make friends with 4-6 months befopre they dump their bf's
24:00 <CannibalClown> wah wah
24:00 <CannibalClown> foreveralone.jpg
24:00 <stuffz> i got the cat
25:00 <CannibalClown> i bet you fuck it
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <stuffz> i dont need to have sex with a cat to get love.. you guys need to get sex first to produce oxytotin in a owmans brain and then start becoming bill -payers
27:00 <CannibalClown> lol
27:00 <Jeep> tracey grimshaw is a fucking lesbian slut\
27:00 <CannibalClown> wow
27:00 <CannibalClown> you fuckheads are on a roll this arvo
27:00 <Jeep> fuck i cant stand her
27:00 <justcallmemarty> i'd tongue punch her fart box
27:00 <CannibalClown> specially moke
28:00 <stuffz> in cant belive must of you cunts have to settle with being child support weekend dads over some newly found step father from the pub
28:00 <pizzaboymarterial> I would fist her sludgetunnle 
28:00 <pizzaboymarterial> tunnel* 
28:00 <CannibalClown> LOL SLUDGETUNNEL
28:00 <stuffz> do you know what woman think of guys that attend group support meetings for groups like "dad's in distress" ?? hey ladies fill em in iof you got the guts
29:00 <pizzaboymarterial> fuck up stuffz
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dads*
29:00 <Simple_Blonde> they are new age sensitive guys that need their balls cut off
29:00 <stuffz> u laugh and mock em for holding the value of the fatherhood and connection to their child as sacred that they wopuld go to meetings hehe
29:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would take my kids every weekend
30:00 <ooomp> Its called scouts
30:00 <Serenity> i dont think that lasts entire weekends
30:00 <demateriaaaooooool> if i ever had kids i'd lock them up in cages
30:00 <demateriaaaooooool> and feed them via drips
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> the experiences last a lifetime..... 
30:00 <Excessive> http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/32e6d41470/mother-has-a-meltdown-during-daughter-s-iphone-acid-prank
31:00 <ooomp> Hands off bitch
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/Swan.jpg.html
31:00 <stuffz> simpleblonde - shows you would need a typical guy to give you "your child".. cos when u meet sopmeone better you know they will settle with child support and they wont find the sacredness of fatherthood a big deal
31:00 <DreamSeller> :o 
31:00 <DreamSeller> FINE
31:00 <Loof> meth.. not even once
31:00 <DreamSeller> she is a sweet lass.. her knees have met 
32:00 <Serenity> stuffs go stick a new dong to your fridge
32:00 <Serenity> you seem frustrated
32:00 <Doodle> :/
32:00 <Doodle> never give a bloke a shot in the pills
32:00 <Doodle> its just not cricket
32:00 <Serenity> thanks autism powers
32:00 <Simple_Blonde> stuffz i dont have kids nor do i want them so yre theory doesn't work with me
32:00 <Serenity> austin.
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
32:00 <stuffz> being alone isnt the power trip of "being in a relationship" its the loss of fatherhood taht would be worse than beign atypical chil;d support daddy
33:00 <Doodle> O_o
33:00 <Simple_Blonde> and i will let my hubby know he is a typical guy
33:00 <Serenity> have you got a kid somewhere you dont see stuffz?
34:00 <Loof> fuck i hope not
34:00 <stuffz> Simple_Blonde when you find somebody better then yourt hubby and you do have kids.. have a ook how he handles "the loss of his fatherhood" compared to his "child support obligations
34:00 <Serenity> im just trying to work out his angle
34:00 <demasticated> Serenity: doesn't have one
34:00 <demasticated> he's lost
34:00 <Doodle> retardation has no angle
34:00 <Simple_Blonde> he has been married b4 and has to kids so yre theory still does'nt sit well with me
35:00 <stuffz> my angle - women told me to stop treating them as sex objects. so i looked at their character values instead
35:00 <demaspasacticated> instead of your own stuffz?
35:00 <Serenity> well whats that got to do with weekend daddies
35:00 <demaspasacticated> avoiding the truth only hurts you more
35:00 <Maurice> (17:28:03) (stuffz): in cant belive must of you cunts have to settle with being child support weekend dads over some newly found step father from the pub
35:00 <Maurice> Who is this about?
35:00 <Doodle> me
35:00 <Maurice> Can it be me? I'll be a step father from the pub
35:00 <stuffz> Simple_Blonde amd how does he deal with the abi ilty to hasv3e his kids full time?
36:00 <Doodle> this coffee is fantastic btw
36:00 <Simple_Blonde> he did rather well and they are now adults
37:00 <ShadowLurker> stuffz angle is obtuse
37:00 <stuffz> oh thats good, adults now ey. i thought he'd feel a great loss at not being able to raise them full time and provide them a day to day  nuturuing role in giving them a psoitive role model day to day
37:00 <ShadowLurker> plus hes a fuckhead
39:00 <Simple_Blonde> no he didn't feel a great loss u fucking tosser
39:00 <stuffz> all you blokes say (groupthink) "if women didnt have a pussy they wouldnt have a friend in the world"
39:00 <Doodle> shut up
39:00 <Serenity> ive never heard a man say that
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
39:00 <Doodle> if women didnt have a pussy they wouldnt have a friend in the world
39:00 <Doodle> there ya go
39:00 <stuffz> Simple_Blonde becauise he wasnt a great father in terms of appreciatring the value of fath3erhood and the role that a father can provide a child from birth to adulthood
40:00 <ShadowLurker> women make better friends than guys
40:00 <ShadowLurker> well
40:00 <ShadowLurker> non crazy women
40:00 <Simple_Blonde> U cant be judging wheather he is a good father so stfu
40:00 <ShadowLurker> he can't be judging anyoune
40:00 <ShadowLurker> anyone
40:00 <stuffz> he didnt give a shit.. doesnt sound like he cried did he?
41:00 <ShadowLurker> how would you know
41:00 <stuffz> she told me
41:00 <ShadowLurker> you havnt even dated a woman
41:00 <ShadowLurker> he might have cried then not cared
41:00 <ShadowLurker> who knows
41:00 <stuffz> ive had plenty of female soulmates though - all doing it to make their bf's jealous
42:00 <ooomp> Doodle
42:00 <Simple_Blonde> what with yre dumb ass attitude i think not
42:00 <Serenity> you people know some fucked up women
42:00 <Doodle> ooomp
42:00 <ooomp> What are they all on about. I see rants everywhere.
42:00 <stuffz> i wanna about this female "gay best friend think"... and guys got any clues abotu why women have "gay best friends"?
42:00 <Doodle> who knows
42:00 <Doodle> are you going to rub my balls better
43:00 <ShadowLurker> *05:41:47 PM* <stuffz> ive had plenty of female soulmates though - all doing it to make their bf's jealous
43:00 <ooomp> Don't we have to remove them?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not a soulmate
43:00 <Doodle> no
43:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a fucking deadbeat
43:00 <ooomp> Oh
43:00 <Lumeah> cuz hey want a man friend who isn''t asking for a fuckk lol
43:00 <Simple_Blonde> stuffz when you actually start making some sort of sense get back to us
43:00 <stuffz> hey ladies grow a pair of balls and tell me - what is the reason a woman has a "gay best friend "?'
43:00 <stuffz> i think i know
43:00 <ShadowLurker> oh jeezus
44:00 <Simple_Blonde> cos straight guys are assholes
44:00 <ShadowLurker> its like all the info he has on women is from stereotypes are us
44:00 <Lumeah> becuse there a man and a feminine bloke that can realte to them but won't ask for sex
44:00 <stuffz> its a way of manipulating their hetero bf's emotionally... but expoloiting th egay person as a object
44:00 <Doodle> mmm
44:00 <Doodle> how interesting
44:00 <ShadowLurker> stuffs
44:00 <ShadowLurker> find another subject
44:00 <stuffz> ok then
44:00 <ShadowLurker> that you have first hand experience in
44:00 <ShadowLurker> like sucking cocks
45:00 <Serenity> stuffz is the friend zone guy
45:00 <stuffz> why do hetersexual peiople think only gay men moilest male and female chiuldren?
45:00 <Serenity> he sounds bitter
45:00 <ShadowLurker> WHAT
45:00 <Doodle> ..
45:00 <ShadowLurker> stfu stuffz
45:00 <DreamSeller> ban!
45:00 <stuffz> and why do hetersexual guys always downplay it when a female molests a male child?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> thats fucked
45:00 <Doodle> MOILEST
45:00 <DreamSeller> TIME OUT 
45:00 <Serenity> i dont even..
45:00 <Serenity> what
45:00 <DreamSeller> PM SERENITY 
45:00 <DreamSeller> hahaha 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> get out stuffz
45:00 <ShadowLurker> now
45:00 <Serenity> HAHA
45:00 <stuffz> what do ou hetersexual couples have to say about psyciall abuse of chiuldren in your fmaily homes?
46:00 <DreamSeller> :O 
46:00 <DreamSeller> stuffz
46:00 <DreamSeller> why you being a dog for?
46:00 <Serenity> <DreamSeller> This guy needs a ban right this second he is offending my sensitive senses.
46:00 <stuffz> ytou heteros have a big sense of egotitisical self entitlment
46:00 <ShadowLurker> hes dead set obsessed with children this is kinda scary
46:00 <Lumeah> stinky old dog farat
47:00 <Doodle> well, really
47:00 <stuffz> and lady, with your little dogs in your handbags - like paris hilton... please.. animals arent an assessory
47:00 <Doodle> ASSESSORY
47:00 <Simple_Blonde> you stuffz have a big sense of egotistical dipshit about you so stfu
48:00 <stuffz> Simple_Blonde shut up you probobly sit at bars and expect guys to come up to you and get your number
48:00 <ooomp> stuffz needs time out now. I'm worried about his meintal conscious
48:00 <Simple_Blonde> gawd short memory
48:00 <stuffz> i bet Simple_Blonde would do star jumps in the nude at coles or woolies and have a whole bunch opf people (heteros) call it art
48:00 <Doodle> :/
49:00 <stuffz> go do naked yoga you bunch of sleazzes perverts
49:00 <Maurice> stuffz can I get the number for your dealer? Seems like they have good shit
49:00 <ooomp> Doodle, please leave my assessory alone
49:00 <stuffz> this is sober. if it was like this on drugs it would be bad
49:00 <Doodle> wheres the fun in that
49:00 <Maurice> I wonder if I could fit my dog in my handbag
49:00 <Maurice> Maybe just the head
49:00 <ooomp> stuffz, if that's you sober.. We are all doomed (mostly you)
50:00 <stuffz> two men and woman ooomp and doodle ass touching and sher doesnt like it but she secretly is wet
50:00 <Doodle> first sensible thing you've said
50:00 <ShadowLurker> what the actual fuck is happening here
50:00 <ooomp> Doodle, I'm not here for your entertainment
50:00 <Maurice> I'd get wet if two dudes were touching me
50:00 <Doodle> fine
50:00 <Simple_Blonde> do they allow inmates irc privlages??
51:00 <stuffz> can i get banned for 1 year Serenity?
51:00 <Doodle> say yes
51:00 <ShadowLurker> sure mate
51:00 <Serenity> you ssure can
51:00 <ShadowLurker> ssssssure
51:00 <stuffz> maker it stick bitch
51:00 <Serenity> 'Serenity please ban me for one year'
52:00 <Serenity> if you say that ill do it
52:00 <ShadowLurker> i am
52:00 <Serenity> he is
52:00 <stuffz> 'Serenity please ban me for one year' <-- permenet
52:00 <Serenity> ok
52:00 <ShadowLurker> PERMENET
52:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <stuffz> k-line the bicth
53:00 <ooomp> This seems to be a historic day for this channel
53:00 <Serenity> FUCK
53:00 <Serenity> EVERY TIME
53:00 <Doodle> looool
53:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity is asian
53:00 <ooomp> Lol asked to me banned
53:00 <FredFlinstone> go hawkz kill em
53:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok
53:00 <Doodle> you english good sezz
53:00 <Serenity> FDUVKDFHGB
53:00 <ooomp> Its all good :)
54:00 <ShadowLurker> pieters gone
54:00 <Doodle> [20:52] * stuffz was kicked by ChanOP ((Serenity) [5:52pm] <stuffz> Serenity please ban me for one year (muser masked mo me manned))
54:00 <ShadowLurker> now stuffs
54:00 <Serenity> he'll be back hes gone offline
54:00 <Kynetic> sick
54:00 <ShadowLurker> this is gunna be a good night
54:00 <Kynetic> no more stuffz
54:00 <Kynetic> things are better anyway
54:00 <ShadowLurker> no no
54:00 <ShadowLurker> thats no1
55:00 <ShadowLurker> thats up there with boobs and wristies
55:00 <Doodle> mm
58:00 <ooomp> m.
59:00 <Doodle> bop
59:00 <ooomp> Oh gawd
59:00 <ooomp> Don't even
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <ooomp> I've now got the song going on in my mind
59:00 <ooomp> Damn you Doodle
00:00 <Doodle> yeh that was why i said it
00:00 <Doodle> ^_^
00:00 <Doodle> earworms
00:00 <ooomp> Spice up your life
00:00 <DreamSeller> YOU AINT NO FRIEND OF MINEEEEE
00:00 <Doodle> looool
00:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1545619_10153015884779298_224858359_n.jpg
01:00 <DreamSeller> hey doctor
01:00 <DreamSeller> errr 
01:00 <DreamSeller> fuck 
01:00 <DreamSeller> DONT START CUNT 
01:00 <DreamSeller> hey Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> yes
02:00 <DreamSeller> GREEEEGGG THE STOP SIGNNNN 
02:00 <Doodle> can't help you there
02:00 <DreamSeller> bugger 
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
03:00 <ooomp> O.o
03:00 <ooomp> I'm not going to even ..
03:00 <DreamSeller> awww
03:00 <DreamSeller> what about odd? 
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> /dad joke
04:00 <ooomp> Doodle likes what that song sings
04:00 <Doodle> its a great song
04:00 <Doodle> i want it played at my funeral
04:00 <Doodle> as they lower the coffin
04:00 <ooomp> Doodle enjoyed his life immensely, especially butt work
04:00 <Excessive> Doodle, y joint stereo? u wouldn't hear any panning if there was any
05:00 <Doodle> its just the script thats fucked Excessive
05:00 <Excessive> :D
05:00 <Doodle> i can hear panning til my heart's content
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - My Humps.mp3 (8.35MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:07)
07:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1503509_10151944773422234_1503613308_n.jpg
07:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooool
07:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1960133_10153957393360367_350588496_n.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1960133_10153957393360367_350588496_n.jpg <-- oomp
07:00 <ooomp> Yeh that wasn't that funny
07:00 <Doodle> it so was
08:00 <couleurs> hehe
08:00 <ooomp> I thought we ended dad jokes before
08:00 <Doodle> never
08:00 <ooomp> Doodle, stick to telling your kids dad jokes
08:00 <Doodle> i tell dad jokes to other peoples kids
08:00 <Doodle> theyre more like uncle jokes
09:00 <ooomp> Fun times
09:00 <mrdanger> uncle jokes.. sounds dirty
09:00 <mrdanger> uncle tickle time
09:00 <Doodle> yeah no
09:00 <Doodle> just crap jokes, no tickles
09:00 <ooomp> Gutter mind
09:00 <DreamSeller> you rang? 
10:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1656301_748349605176344_448739086_n.jpg
10:00 <Doodle> i can
11:00 <mrdanger> if your uncle jack helped you off an elephant..
11:00 <mrdanger> would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
11:00 <Fez> Lol
11:00 <couleurs> yes
12:00 <couleurs> elephants are tall man
12:00 <mrdanger> anyone watch always sunny?
13:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10153832_429917630485189_2074526190_n.jpg
16:00 <mrdanger> always sunny is the best show ever, and because you are all failing in your duty of entertaining me I will go watch it.
16:00 <couleurs> it's ok
17:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redneck Road Rage / Instant Karma (Mar 26, 2014) 1:56 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,904,434 views - 17,818 likes (89.4%), 2,110 dislikes (10.6%)
17:00 <Picard> evening
26:00 <QuantumParadox> Hey guys, how are you?
26:00 <QuantumParadox> Any aussies want to chat with an American about science or technology? I am very intersted in making some Skype friends.
28:00 <QuantumParadox> Anyone remember that TV show called Argo?
34:00 <CD> hello all
34:00 <frayedknot> hi compact disc
34:00 <CD> yeah im a bit outdated
35:00 <CD> but still go alright
37:00 <Skirmish> Don't go for long ... 
47:00 <Picard> QuantumParadox hello
48:00 <Skirmish> Leave him alone Picard he is not here selling 11yo thai children. 
49:00 <Picard> Skirmish dont confuse me with your fetish lad
50:00 <Skirmish> Worst comeback ever. 
50:00 <Skirmish> EVER
50:00 <Picard> u sick fuck
50:00 <Picard> are u from adelaide?
50:00 <Rak> oh snap
50:00 <Fez> Ouch
50:00 <Skirmish> I don't get it. 
50:00 <Rak> i've seen you say some douchebag things picard but that....that...
51:00 <Fez> I smell smoke
51:00 <Picard> are u from adelaide?
51:00 <Fez> Are u on fire picard?
51:00 <Skirmish> What does coming from Adelaide have to do with anything? 
52:00 <Picard> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/28/13/26/sa-mum-sexually-abused-daughter  <--- this slut should be stoned to death
52:00 <Rak> if you had ever been to SA you'd understand
52:00 <Picard> Skirmish is she your gf?
53:00 <Skirmish> My fiance isn't a mother ... has never left NSW ... and is above reproach from the likes of you Mr Picard. 
54:00 <Skirmish> She doesn't count going to Canberra as leaving NSW. 
54:00 <Rak> she's never left nsw?!
54:00 <Rak> is that domestically or includes OS?
57:00 <Skirmish> Never left the state of NSW. 
58:00 <Skirmish> It is annoying that when I close the mac it goes to sleep and short of getting an app to make it stop that ... there are no settings to do it. 
58:00 <frayedknot> what else would it do when you close it?
58:00 <Picard> When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
58:00 <frayedknot> notebooks that run when closed overheat
59:00 <Skirmish> frayedknot: It would continue to do what it was doing prior to the lid being closed. 
00:00 <Skirmish> It's a macbook. They don't overheat. They don't heat.
01:00 <slower> seems strange there is no option to stop that action
01:00 <Skirmish> It's apple. 
02:00 <Skirmish> It's part of their awesome battery life. They restrict anything that could use the battery. 
02:00 <slower> well, all i hear how good/smart apple products are
02:00 <frayedknot> believe it or not, apple notebooks can overheat too
02:00 <frayedknot> apple don't have a patent on non-heating
03:00 <slower> true frayedknot
04:00 <couleurs> https://code.google.com/p/macosx-nosleep-extension/
04:00 <Skirmish> I've never noticed this one to get hot at all. Lack of cooling fans/vents give a good indication that if it is heating up, it's not designed to handle it. 
07:00 <couleurs> np
18:00 <Picard> Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better
23:00 <Sponge> Picard do you have an apple tv
23:00 <Picard> no i ate it
23:00 <Picard> i love apples
25:00 <Shadowgate> Fez is frunny lol
29:00 <Fez> I am
30:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
30:00 <FredFlinstone> gayle is belting them out of his black arse
39:00 <simba> GNAT CUM
39:00 <Picard> simba got fucked in the arse today
43:00 <Picard> and he loved it
44:00 <Sponge> simba if you come out, the LGBT community can protect you. 
45:00 <simba> the Lanky Green Butt Ticklers?
46:00 <simba> no thanks, im already with the Solid Red Ass Grabbers
46:00 <simba> Long live the SRAG
46:00 <dickhead> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
46:00 <Picard> moron
46:00 <dickhead> talkin about yourself again
46:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ changing your login name but leaving your ident the same. 
47:00 <Skirmish> MORON.
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <dickhead> Skirmish is a failed store man
47:00 <Skirmish> We did a ship boarding during a storm tonight.  FUCKING ACE! 
47:00 <Skirmish> So much adrenaline. 
49:00 <beehhh> 69 users
49:00 <simba> getting wet while packing hard
49:00 <dickhead> simba!
49:00 <beehhh> are you in the assembly line likewise?
49:00 <simba> whos that
50:00 <beehhh> good part in single room is ya can stay naked
50:00 <beehhh> i dont like wearing pants
51:00 <Picard> stupid fuck
51:00 <Skirmish> I petition that tonight be a beehhh free night. 
52:00 <simba> PM stebie about it, he'll be like "whos beeehh"
52:00 <beehhh> Skirmish that bloke serving five years prisonment for defrauding health fund michael something
53:00 <beehhh> fella manage to spent millions on tax payers money
54:00 <Picard> if beehhh is banned we should also get rid of simba
54:00 <Skirmish> Get to relax now until later in the morning and do another ship!  The storm has gone though so this should be a lot nicer when it comes to climbing on board. 
54:00 <Picard> what ship?
54:00 <dickhead> Prothero where is chunky 
54:00 <Skirmish> One that's coming into the harbour. 
54:00 <simba> lmao at "we"
54:00 <simba> who are u talking about andy, u and ur manboobs
54:00 <simba> ?
54:00 <Picard> simba is a cretin
54:00 <Skirmish> Simba is great. beehhh is a complete waste of time and space. 
54:00 <beehhh> simba thinks life's a joke and never serious about anything
55:00 <dickhead> Simba is a loser
55:00 <Picard> he constantly posts users info
55:00 <simba> 4 opinions in a row
55:00 <simba> NICE
55:00 <simba> lol at how butthurt Picard is over me PMing him his last name
55:00 <dickhead> Simba is a faggot
55:00 <Skirmish> dickhead: you think anyone that people like is a loser because you've never been liked by anyone, ever. 
55:00 <DrGore> your all fucked
55:00 <beehhh> Skirmish is a derro fucker whose got nothing to achieve from life
55:00 <Picard> simba makes threats or rape to my 13yo daughter
55:00 <Picard> he is a sick fuck
55:00 <simba> i just said shes a cutie, i wouldnt bang her tho
55:00 <simba> maybe when shes 18
56:00 <Picard> u sick cunt
56:00 <simba> whats that four years away
56:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: I hope you die of a disease that my grandkids will never have heard of because you live in a 3rd world shit hole. 
56:00 <beehhh> wait till the new 'racism' lagislation passed in the lower house things will be more fuct
56:00 <DrGore> Picards just jelly cause he's bangin her
56:00 <simba> beehhh hows your boyfriend??
56:00 <beehhh> shes fine
56:00 <Skirmish> simba: Put her on layby? 
56:00 <beehhh> i sucked her
56:00 <Picard> u sick cuts
56:00 <Picard> cunts
56:00 <DrGore> your the one banging your 13 year old daughter
57:00 <simba> as soon as little CP turns 18 im driving straight to mildura with a dildo glued to the back of my motorbike so she can ride it the whole way home 
57:00 <Picard>  fuck of gore u sick cunt
57:00 <beehhh> im 38 and have a ts gf
57:00 <simba> lmao
57:00 <Picard> love u weak cunts to say this to my face, id punch u both in the mouth
57:00 <beehhh> Billy the texan longley dies
58:00 <Picard> yes he dies
58:00 <Picard> we all die
58:00 <Picard> some not quick enough
58:00 <beehhh> Michael willimson is Skirmish
58:00 <Picard> who cares beehhh
59:00 <beehhh> seven years jail for poundering union funds
59:00 <dickhead> Prothero where is chucky idiot
59:00 <Skirmish> Stop obsessing over me you monkey. 
59:00 <Picard> find simba name and address and i will buy u a beer
59:00 <dickhead> Prothero get chucky u loser
59:00 <dickhead> the king
59:00 <beehhh> ur next in cell with him white monkey
59:00 <dickhead> Dicard mate
59:00 <dickhead> im givin you orders
00:00 <Picard> u r a cretin
00:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy
00:00 <beehhh> shocking data
00:00 <Skirmish> Your race hasn't evolved far enough away from apes to be considered human yet beehhh.  Just be glad I am calling you a monkey and not an ape. 
00:00 <dickhead> Picard where is chucky
00:00 <Picard> call the cunt how do i know
00:00 <dickhead> because hes your buddy
01:00 <beehhh> dawn of the planet of the Skirmish
01:00 <beehhh> your an ape
01:00 <simba> <Picard> find simba name and address and i will buy u a beer - hahahahhahahahaha, saved
01:00 <dickhead> simba is a faggot with no friends
01:00 <Skirmish> No prizes for second best beehhh ... otherwise you would always win.
01:00 <Picard> dickhead we agree on something
01:00 <beehhh> check my link apes
01:00 <simba> lmbo
01:00 <beehhh> hu hu hu  hu i need to speak to siger
02:00 <dickhead> hu hu hu hu hu hu
02:00 <Skirmish> He's got more friends than you dickhead.
02:00 <simba> goes without saying TBH
02:00 <dickhead> simba has no friends
02:00 <dickhead> except his nana
03:00 <beehhh> black people terrorising women in swanston st
03:00 <simba> why is mentalson even allowed back  in here
03:00 <simba> stebie one of ur bans failed
03:00 <dickhead> shes a bigger lady
03:00 <Picard> lol @ simba sucking ops dick
03:00 <dickhead> that nana of his
03:00 <simba> if anything im paying the ops out
03:00 <simba> learn 2 read bro
03:00 <dickhead> but she has plump tits
03:00 <simba> the ops suck!!!! learn to ban u friggin nimrods!!!!!!!\
03:00 <dickhead> for an 87 year old
04:00 <beehhh> i got deported because of out of order penis
04:00 <dickhead> simba its ok son
04:00 <beehhh> thanks to black men grabbing ass
04:00 <Skirmish> dickhead has a boner for you tonight simba.
04:00 <Picard> lol @ simba
04:00 <simba> hes been obsessed with me for over a year, ever since he PMd me drunk and gave me his number
04:00 <simba> cos he wanted to hang in melbourne
04:00 <dickhead> maybe u are a little upset because you stuffed too many tissues into your bra today.
04:00 <simba> but i was like lmao fuck off jew
05:00 <dickhead> im putting you on probation
05:00 <dickhead> watch your tongue faggot
05:00 <beehhh> I'm coming home to bangladesh
05:00 <Skirmish> I do find it amusing when people with limited intellect act like they're running the show like dickhead does. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Then later, you feel bad for laughing at them because you know their lives must be terrible to behave like they do. 
06:00 <dickhead> hu hu hu hu hu hu hu
06:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/gallery/2vB6j
06:00 <doctor> i run the show around here lad, don't you forget it
06:00 <beehhh> CCTV footage of Swanston Street sex creep released http://ninem.sn/WRJ1GyK
06:00 <beehhh> wow! amazes me
07:00 <dickhead> ductor mate 
07:00 <Skirmish> Yeah time to put beehhh on ignore since nobody will zline him.
07:00 <dickhead> loooooolzzzzz
07:00 <Skirmish> dickhead too for tonight ... make him scream out for attention and get none. 
08:00 <dickhead> i dont want attention
08:00 <dickhead> im just smokin a sick joint
08:00 <dickhead> having a laugh at u losers
08:00 <beehhh> all the ghosts and shadows gathering at the cemetery
08:00 <doctor> good for you
08:00 <Skirmish> What's planned for the weekend for you doctor?
09:00 <beehhh> was it a beautiful death?
09:00 <doctor> I haven't thought that far ahead yet
09:00 <beehhh> weekend is tonight
09:00 <dickhead> counting his xanax's
09:00 <beehhh> im counting on my box of american cask
10:00 <Picard> simba u talk shit
10:00 <beehhh> strawberry n raspberry and large juciey grapes
10:00 <doctor> what have you got planned Skirmish?
10:00 <Skirmish> I've got this weekend off again so I will be enjoying myself. Out for lunch with the boys tomorrow and buy the son a new pair of soccer boots for the new season about to start. Then Sunday is off to his first game. 
10:00 <beehhh> his is going to jump from a tree like an ape
10:00 <beehhh> huhuhu
10:00 <dickhead> lolololll @ ductor's sick answer
11:00 <doctor> should keep you occupied
11:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it will be good.  The weather is bad right now so hoping it clears up. 
11:00 <dickhead> he's gonna break his leg 
12:00 <doctor> it hasn't been too bad here. unusual for this time of the year
12:00 <beehhh> delicious cheers
12:00 <Picard> simba why did u cry when matthew rejected you?
12:00 <dickhead> looooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll
12:00 <beehhh> doctor why did mh370 heading to your twon?
13:00 <Picard> simba u begged matthew to let u stay with him so he could fuck u didnt u
13:00 <Skirmish> I am kicking back ... got a great view of Newcastle Habour with the city lit up behind it on the cameras .... waiting for the La Briantais to come in. 
13:00 <ZeroDistance> yea
13:00 <ZeroDistance> id be like
13:00 <ZeroDistance> im kickin back, got a movie goin and gonna push my shit into a teddy bear.
14:00 <Picard> Skirmish the what????
14:00 <doctor> we possess a power of the likes the world has never seen before beehhh, though it's only shared by a very limited few
14:00 <dickhead> im kickin back, got a great view from my 5 star 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> OH PICARDF
14:00 <ZeroDistance> oi bro
14:00 <dickhead> hotel room that cost me $800 a night
14:00 <Skirmish> LOL 5 star ... liar. 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
14:00 <ZeroDistance> your daughter is an ugly crature
14:00 <Skirmish> Dead set liar. 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> srs
14:00 <Shadowgate> FredFlinstone kills people of laughter
14:00 <beehhh> im operating three pc's the same like yanni on his keybords
15:00 <beehhh> eeepc, laptop and tablet
15:00 <ZeroDistance> ur fat moooooon head pic with the girl that was just bombarded with meteors
15:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck dude
15:00 <Shadowgate> FredFlinstone kills people of laughter..
15:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard, please put down, dissing for dummies.
15:00 <beehhh> these wines are good but
16:00 <Picard> panda take simbas cock out of your arse
17:00 <Skirmish> dickhead: I can take a picture of my view with a time stamp on the screen to prove I am not bullshitting.  What can you do to prove you're in a 5 star hotel paying $800 a night? 
17:00 <dickhead> Picard where is chunky the king
17:00 <beehhh> i doubt american uses any chemical
17:00 <dickhead> call the booking agency dickhead
18:00 <beehhh> their weather is cold enough to ripen grapes n berries slowly
18:00 <Skirmish> lol booking agency.
18:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I will set the standard. BRB
18:00 <dickhead> and ask for me
18:00 <beehhh> MH370 search moves again http://ninem.sn/AunkDLj
18:00 <ZeroDistance> <Picard> panda take simbas cock out of your arse
18:00 <ZeroDistance> ino
18:00 <ZeroDistance> like
18:00 <Skirmish> I can't find any post it notes ... 
19:00 <ZeroDistance> u loved the week ban
19:00 <ZeroDistance> you weak dog
19:00 <ZeroDistance> so go on bro
19:00 <beehhh> taste from heaven petervella red
19:00 <ZeroDistance> btw
19:00 <ZeroDistance> don't relate simba weith me dude, we aren't joined at the hip dude.
20:00 <Skirmish> So what do you want my message to you to say dickhead?
20:00 <ZeroDistance> go fuck some whore you have to pay two grand for homo.
21:00 <Fez> Get a real doll
22:00 <milk> real dolls can get diseases too
22:00 <beehhh> finding a plane was finding a needle in a haystack what about finding it's blackbox?
23:00 <milk> ask an african, I know nothing about bloack boxes
23:00 <doctor> black box is a great band
23:00 <beehhh> i left australia seven years ago physically only
23:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lOb799cTxM
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Box Ride on Time [ 1989 ] HD version (Jun 1, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Gaming - 3,483,581 views - 13,032 likes (98.2%), 244 dislikes (1.8%)
24:00 <beehhh> peter cosgrove jailed for defrauding fund
24:00 <milk> he is a knight now
24:00 <doctor> australia has no spirit bee, it's an empty void that neutralised your soul
24:00 <simba> kool tune
25:00 <DemonsRun> Thanks for the drama today sim a
25:00 <DemonsRun> Simba*
25:00 <beehhh> nope doctor, its just my luck never shined on me
25:00 <simba> eh?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Stupid auto correct 
25:00 <beehhh> everything i had way too close
25:00 <DemonsRun> Some old man decided to rant at me for a certain pastebin
25:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
25:00 <simba> bastardly one
25:00 <simba> ?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Ye
26:00 <simba> whats that got 2 do with me??
26:00 <DemonsRun> I copped full brunt lol
26:00 <simba> was i in the paste bin
26:00 <beehhh> but nevermind I'd think this as a beautiful death
26:00 <DemonsRun> Yep.
26:00 <beehhh> of mine
26:00 <simba> weird
26:00 <simba> was it a convo between me and him
26:00 <simba> cos hes always super super paranid about me pasting shit to other people and im always like lmao why/who 
27:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard
27:00 <ZeroDistance> when you wake up
27:00 <ZeroDistance> how long it take your wife
27:00 <doctor> and may it be a spectacular death, dear beehhh
27:00 <ZeroDistance> flop u outta bed
27:00 <ZeroDistance> and then
27:00 <ZeroDistance> who hazza pick you up so you can stand up
27:00 <simba> hes gone man
27:00 <simba> let it go
28:00 <ZeroDistance> oh
28:00 <ZeroDistance> all good
28:00 <ZeroDistance> bro
28:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
28:00 <ZeroDistance> im sposed to be at shisha
28:00 <ZeroDistance> n shit with gurls
28:00 <ZeroDistance> got to tram
28:00 <ZeroDistance> bikie i hate i call Marky lol
28:00 <ZeroDistance> knocked me out
28:00 <ZeroDistance> back in the head
28:00 <simba> gurlz
29:00 <ZeroDistance> least hit me in the face dude
29:00 <ZeroDistance> simba ud like these girls
29:00 <simba> Damn
29:00 <ZeroDistance> yer bro
29:00 <beehhh> rice bran oil capsule
29:00 <ZeroDistance> thought fk it go home lax
29:00 <ZeroDistance> brb one of em ringin me
29:00 <ZeroDistance> again
30:00 <simba> Mr. Popular!!!
30:00 <beehhh> things used to be so much different here and there
31:00 <beehhh> you only get one shot one opportunity in life
32:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
33:00 <ZeroDistance> smd
33:00 <ZeroDistance> u wana meet some cool girls
33:00 <ZeroDistance> jono
33:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
33:00 <dickhead> simba is into men only hes a faggot
33:00 <ZeroDistance> half r like gay tho
33:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
33:00 <ZeroDistance> dude
33:00 <ZeroDistance> ur the faggot
34:00 <ZeroDistance> thinkin bout ass
34:00 <milk> Males frequently complete suicide via high mortality actions such as hanging, carbon-monoxide poisoning, and firearms. This is in contrast to females, who tend to rely on drug overdosing.
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9-3Fj3ZdI
34:00 <ZeroDistance> ur goat ass
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes | Official Trailer | 20th Century FOX (Dec 18, 2013) 1:32 - Category: Film and Animation - 9,915,488 views - 26,822 likes (94.3%), 1,625 dislikes (5.7%)
34:00 <simba> planet of the mirzas lol
34:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
34:00 <ZeroDistance> oi jono
34:00 <ZeroDistance> what u doin sunday
35:00 <dickhead> jono lol
35:00 <ZeroDistance> im takin mum n my mate down port for greek
35:00 <ZeroDistance> id u want free awesome food.
35:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/5C9CC18C-A233-4EAF-84E1-D275E1AF44B4_zpsazofnf30.jpg
35:00 <Skirmish> :)
35:00 <ZeroDistance> dickhead I will just yaawwnnn homo.
35:00 <beehhh> lol
36:00 <doctor> reminds me of GTA when you steal that nuke
36:00 <Loof> impressive Skirmish :)
36:00 <dickhead> who cares
36:00 <dickhead> its a pic of his TV
36:00 <Skirmish> LOL PACOM is a security system monitor. 
37:00 <doctor> you have neat hand writing too
37:00 <dickhead> you arent fooling anyone dickhead its a TV
37:00 <beehhh> http://i40.tinypic.com/1tsa9z.jpg and http://i57.tinypic.com/241vygg.jpg
37:00 <Loof> i like the smiley face
37:00 <Loof> makes me happy
37:00 <doctor> mine looks like chicken scratchings, so I'm a bit jealous
38:00 <Skirmish> It's a CCTV camera monitor, so technically it is a tv. 
38:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: Hai!
38:00 <beehhh> i love tranny cock too
38:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: HAI! 
38:00 <beehhh> dont like pussy but ewww
38:00 <DemonsRun> How u doing? ;)
39:00 <dickhead> Skirmish is so cool he owns a TV
39:00 <Skirmish> lol so angry I can prove what I am doing and you can only lie. 
39:00 <Skirmish> :D suck it loser. 
39:00 <beehhh> may i
39:00 <beehhh> i'll suck better than your missus
39:00 <dickhead> lol why you raging
39:00 <DemonsRun> Uhh
39:00 <DemonsRun> What?
39:00 <Skirmish> Just in case anyone is interested. That ship in the pic is the Kagara. 
40:00 <dickhead> is it because you're a store man?
40:00 <beehhh> williamtown jetty
40:00 <Loof> what does the ship do skirmish; fight or freight?
40:00 <Skirmish> Freight. 
40:00 <Loof> cool
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> anyone on pokerstars?
40:00 <dickhead> what movie is that from
40:00 <dickhead> on your TV There
41:00 <beehhh> Dark^Sarcasm hows ur cock buddy
41:00 <Loof> does all that responsibility make you anxious Skirmish?
41:00 <Skirmish> It's the one we boarded when it was off the heads a bit after 7pm.  I never knew there was a holding position for ships off the coast that are waiting for the Harbour Pilot. 
41:00 <beehhh> i missed it
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> beehhh: still small
41:00 <beehhh> bring it over let me see
41:00 <milk> meh
41:00 <Skirmish> Loof: No. I have a great team so we cover everything. 
41:00 <Loof> awesome
42:00 <beehhh> women are entitled to get lower pay or no pay
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> got milk?
42:00 <beehhh> too many of them
42:00 <Skirmish> dickhead: It's a live shot of Newcastle Harbour. 
42:00 <beehhh> they really dont care for man eg me
43:00 <Skirmish> Would you like me to move my camera and take another pic that includes the time stamp? I thought I got it with that last shot but I missed.
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I came up with a good sticker...
43:00 <Loof> why care what he thinks Skirmish? dont lower yourself to his level
43:00 <beehhh> she & I have a gay sucking competition to prove who sucks it best
44:00 <Skirmish> I don't care. I am enjoying making him squirm because I can prove what I say on here and it highlights how much of a wanker he is. 
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> "Live fast, stay young, sqr(1-v^2/c^2)"
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: you're not proving anything
45:00 <Skirmish> Dark^Sarcasm: I am proving that I don't need to lie on the internet. 
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you are proving that you need to win on the internet... 
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and you know the saying
45:00 <beehhh> all mini azn girls are the next migrants of oz
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so lets not go into special olympics
46:00 <beehhh> Dark^Sarcasm dont be surprised when ur kids become chinese
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey, it's a sperm bank, whoever gets it, gets it
47:00 <beehhh> my arse will get it
47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: since you waved the flag
47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: how old are you?
47:00 <dickhead> loooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <Skirmish> lol second time I have been asked tonight. Why is age so important to people on irc tonight? 
47:00 <beehhh> meet simba another loner gay looking for a online partner
48:00 <dickhead> lol
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dickhead: 3 letters per syllable please
48:00 <dickhead> did Mattpoo and simba break up?
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: I like how your "I tell the truth" turns into not answering questions
48:00 <beehhh> i dont like when women gives me stress
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good to know
49:00 <beehhh> they can dip their head in a swereg hole
49:00 <Skirmish> Everyone except you knows how old I am. I am simply asking why it makes a difference. 
49:00 <Skirmish> You obviously asked because it was the basis of your whole statement you were building to make. 
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it doesn't, but the fact that you can't answer a simple question after announcing that you tell the truth helps me define your character
49:00 <beehhh> you were crazy at times
50:00 <dickhead> Skirmish is like 40 at least
50:00 <beehhh> i cant fake my feelings
50:00 <Kynetic> i dont know how old you are Skirmish
50:00 <Fez> Age doesnt matter on irc
50:00 <dickhead> and recently became a store man
50:00 <dickhead> at age 40
50:00 <dickhead> his greates achievement
50:00 <Skirmish> Ok, since lots of people don't know, I am 35. 
50:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i like to think of Skirmish as wearing big red fedora
50:00 <beehhh> the world is in war because of women
50:00 <dickhead> bullshit
50:00 <Skirmish> I don't wear hats. 
50:00 <dickhead> you're pushing 40
50:00 <Kynetic> that only makes it more comical
51:00 <Skirmish> dickhead: You wanting it to be so, doesn't make it true. We've already established that tonight. 
51:00 <Skirmish> I was born in 1978. I turn 36 later this year. 
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: that wasn't asnwering a question, that was succumbing to peer pressure
51:00 <beehhh> like hooker asking a pimp for money
51:00 <Kynetic> lol my brain is broken i thought you and beehh were talking to each other by leading off each sentence with dickhead
51:00 <Kynetic> now i realise there is actually someone here called dickhead
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol Kynetic
52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's TheMayo's new nickname.
52:00 <Loof> who the fuck is TheMayo
52:00 <Loof> ?
52:00 <Kynetic> well you cant have a ham cheese and tomato sanga without TheMayo.
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: ask your b/f
53:00 <Skirmish> Someone that has been stalking me on irc for at least 7 years. 
53:00 <Loof> beehhh, who is TheMayo?
53:00 <Loof> :P
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ty ty
53:00 <Kynetic> wheres my bf?
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> not you Kynetic
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you and your paranoid delusions
53:00 <Fez> Hey babe
54:00 <Kynetic> i know you werent talking to me
54:00 <Kynetic> i just wanted to make sure my bf was close.
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm well aware of that
54:00 <Kynetic> so im wearing him as a hat
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but we can't have the conversation flowing without someone giving someone crap
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and this time... you're it
54:00 <Kynetic> well fuck
54:00 <Kynetic> no need to do that
54:00 <Kynetic> im good enough at giving myself crap 
54:00 <Fez> Can we?
54:00 <Fez> Fuck
54:00 <doctor> It's always been this way Dark^Sarcasm, do not try to change it
54:00 <Kynetic> ...
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> she's got a headache
54:00 <Kynetic> maybe.
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> doctor, I remember you
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> that's not a good thing
55:00 <Fez> What u wearing kynetic?
55:00 <Kynetic> Fez: you.
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> your scull
55:00 <doctor> I remember you, you've been coming and going for many years
55:00 <Skirmish> Evening Liinda 
55:00 <Fez> Lol kynetic
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mostly going
55:00 <Liinda> hi Skirmish =)
55:00 <Liinda> fezzzzleeeeeee
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> not enough girls to keep me coming
55:00 <Fez> Liindaaaaaaaa
55:00 <Fez> Hey babe
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> though Liinda has always kept me entertained
56:00 <Liinda> darkehhh
56:00 <Kynetic> youre not allowed in the classroom either are you Dark^Sarcasm
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey lil' Liinda
56:00 <Kynetic> so that must be tough
56:00 <Loof> not allowed near kids fullstop :P
56:00 <doctor> true
56:00 <Liinda> lil, hehe awh
56:00 <Skirmish> I love baked beans. So nice for a snack.
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Kynetic: IT'S BY CHOICE OK??!??!?!
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm>  :)
56:00 <Liinda> hai loofness
56:00 <Kynetic> lol
56:00 <Loof> hey
56:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs
57:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey Liinda, I'm about to win at least $2M
57:00 <Skirmish> Share the wealth. 
57:00 <Loof> wish i hadn't taken so many cocks in the ass this week, fuck i'm sore
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Liinda can have $10k
58:00 <Liinda> Awesome Dark^Sarcasm... hope you put it to good use
58:00 <Liinda> yup, that'll do it lol
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it's a deal, once I win the lotto, Liinda gets $10k
58:00 <Loof> that's one expensive root
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I have a g/f
58:00 <Liinda> not really...
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Liinda gets it for her pretty face
59:00 <Liinda> its kinda cheap if he has won $2m
59:00 <Fez> Touche
59:00 <couleurs> cooooool
59:00 <Skirmish> You won't have a gf for long after you tell her you've given $10k to a pretty girl on the internet. 
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