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00:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> my feromones will keep her around
00:00 <Liinda> lol as if he tells her he won anything at aoll
00:00 <Loof> i dont believe the gf bit for a second to be honest
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/KfMme
00:00 <Liinda> she'd suck hi dry
00:00 <Liinda> beehhh!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> she does
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> just my penis though
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> he earns more than I do
01:00 <Liinda> lol
01:00 <Liinda> who cares who earns more
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I do
01:00 <Liinda> why
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I want to be the stay at home dad
01:00 <couleurs> who dears whines
01:00 <couleurs> -- Moke Whattney
02:00 <doctor> beehhh, how did it feel to stand amongst the tindered ruins of the life you decided to leave behind?
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> though, having said that
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> after a year and a half, I'm starting to really enjoy my job
03:00 <Liinda> what do u do Dark^Sarcasm
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I design timber roof trusses for houses
03:00 <doctor> What's the trick?
03:00 <Liinda> whats a truss
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> the big wooden triangle things that keep your roof on :)
03:00 <Liinda> oh, so its like the framework?
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> correct :)
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you're a switched on lil' Liinda
04:00 <Liinda> Gotchya. shouldnt they really be made of steel?
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you would think so, but no
04:00 <Liinda> sometimes
04:00 <Skirmish> If you don't want your home eaten by termites, steel is better.
04:00 <Liinda> too heavy i suppose
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> not really
04:00 <Skirmish> They have steel frame homes Liinda. More expensive though. 
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> steel trusses can be quite light, possibly even lighter than timber
05:00 <Liinda> yeah i was just thinking of the roof tho Skirmish
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you might be surprised to find out that timber houses take longer to burn down than steel ones
05:00 <Liinda> you'd think with these winds we've been getting, they'd be using more steel than wood.
05:00 <Liinda> oh yeah, cos the fire skips the steel, whereas timber slows it down
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> once again Liinda, timber is flexible, so much better for a lot of things, including wind :)
06:00 <Liinda> yeah it all makes sense Dark^Sarcasm
06:00 <Loof> shoptalk zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
06:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and no, steel heats up and buckles
06:00 <Skirmish> BRB brief time. 
06:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> timber burns and creates a layer of charcoal around it to protect it for longer
06:00 <Liinda> Ah yup
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> (this is my CFA knowledge, nothing I actually learned at work)
07:00 <Liinda> lol
07:00 <Liinda> any knowledge is good knowledge
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> aww, you're a lady after my heart (or however that saying goes, I'm about as romantic as a donkey with a can of kerosene)
09:00 <beehhh> back and doctor answer to your question is i dont know if im alive
09:00 <Liinda> yeah i think i know the saying.. a woman after your own heart
09:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> actually....
09:00 <beehhh> i have a tranny partner now Liinda
09:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I have a question for all the aussies...
09:00 <Liinda> beehhh congrats?
09:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I always say "see you later" on the phone to people I've never met
09:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> (at work)
10:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
10:00 <Liinda> haha
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I've been doing it for so many years, I'm not actually sure I'm supposed to say that..
10:00 <Liinda> i do too thinking of it
10:00 <Serenity> if youre talking to americans dont say it Dark^Sarcasm
10:00 <Serenity> cause they dont know what you mean
10:00 <Serenity> english and aussies do
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good to know
11:00 <Liinda> yeah, americans will be, Oh really? when?
11:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I also hate it when you're about to hang up, and you can hear them saying something, so you kinda wisper on the way down.. "goodbye"
12:00 <Liinda> lol
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> could be just me, since I'm just awkward
12:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wADEQy7.jpg
12:00 <Liinda> the funniest thing ive heard is with south afrikkaans
12:00 <doctor> lol
12:00 <couleurs> me
13:00 <Liinda> they say, "i'll see you just now" which actually means, I'll see you later
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Liinda: Please tell me you like Die Antwoord
13:00 <Liinda> i think u fweaky and i like you a lot
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :D
13:00 <beehhh> im having petervella delicious red
13:00 <couleurs> thank u
13:00 <Liinda> lol couq
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Liinda: I knew I liked you for a reason
13:00 <Liinda> lol ooops
13:00 <Liinda> couleurs
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> besides you possibly being a female
13:00 <couleurs> couq
13:00 <Liinda> Dark^Sarcasm cos im awesome
14:00 <doctor> they were bbqing deli ham? i've never tried that before
14:00 <Liinda> there's one clip i love of die antwoord
14:00 <beehhh> what about me
14:00 <Shadowgate> be funny please lol yous
14:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> cookie thumper?
15:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> have you seen the wheelchair one?
15:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> bbbbbbbaby's on fire
15:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> fatty boom boom?
16:00 <beehhh> http://www.chiangraifocus.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=156825.0;attach=516477;image
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'll keep going then...
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Evil Boy
17:00 <doctor> nothing wrong with a goon bag beehhh
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> well well well doctor
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> we meet again
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> -_-
17:00 <Serenity> did you go see the giant one in cots doctor?
17:00 <Serenity> i did in true bogan fashion
17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/JkfMItC.jpg?2
18:00 <QuantumParadox> Hi mates, whats up
18:00 <Liinda> just watching cookie thimper
18:00 <doctor> we've skipped to a point i've completely lost track of now
18:00 <simba> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1468120/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_29
18:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Seinfeld: A XXX Parody (Video 2009) - - 7.8/10 of 53 votes - Stars: James Deen, Kristina Rose, Eric John - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: Comedy - Release Date: 27 July 2009 (USA)
18:00 <simba> lolol
18:00 <beehhh> true doctor american wines tasty
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> don't be disturbed :)
21:00 <DrGore> Liinda did you meet bonnie
21:00 <Liinda> ok back 
21:00 <Liinda> nopes, i wasnt therewhen she came to visit me
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey everyone I have another question
21:00 <Liinda> why
21:00 <doctor> I remember you were that ruski guy that, at a time, used to get cut up a bit. I admire that, you must have stories to tell
21:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5fHWmzqIg
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of Female Vocal Trance 2013 ❤ CHILL OUT ENERGY CHAPTER 5 ❤ by STACO (Date not found) 01:19:37 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 11,017 likes (96.4%), 411 dislikes (3.6%)
21:00 <simba> Drake^Scrotum
22:00 <beehhh> Liinda i had sex with her
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Am I the only one who tries to combine quantum physics with philosophy?
22:00 <beehhh> she sitck mine into hers
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lovely
22:00 <Rak> schroedinger's cat does
22:00 <Liinda> beehhh i dont care
23:00 <doctor> yes, that combination seems like a pitfall no man could ever dig himself out of
23:00 <Liinda> pitfall, i had that game
24:00 <doctor> it was a very decent game
25:00 <Liinda> i kinda dont remember mnuch
25:00 <doctor> i only remember that i thought fondly of it
25:00 <Liinda> yeh same
26:00 <Liinda> my ultimate fave was r-type
26:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJTC7GDMiqE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MDB - BEAUTIFUL VOICES 028 (SOLARSTONE SPECIAL EDITION) [HQ] (Sep 24, 2012) 01:19:05 - Category: People and Blogs - 233,159 views - 1,270 likes (98.8%), 15 dislikes (1.2%)
27:00 <xm> ive heard that
27:00 <xm> didnt think you were the sort into that beehhh 
28:00 <beehhh> 24/7
28:00 <beehhh> dude i lived in melbourne used to thrash in rovolber n vipers
29:00 <beehhh> rivolber
30:00 <beehhh> go hard or go home
33:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/yuLXVBMz6eo
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gary the goat goes to the children's playground. (Mar 23, 2014) 1:12 - Category: Comedy - 2,409 views - 204 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
35:00 <Bonny> hey Liinda.. :)
36:00 <Liinda> Bonnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
36:00 <Bonny> hey Liindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
37:00 <Fez> Sticky keyboards....
37:00 <Fez> Or just keys
39:00 <Liinda> next time use a tissue
39:00 <Liinda> =P
40:00 <Excessive> do uz see this often in Melb? ............ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=489294664529726&set=vb.308504922608702&type=2&theater
42:00 <Crip> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1888580_1409591679302208_1289198785_n.jpg
42:00 <Liinda> LOL
42:00 <DrGore> Bonny you didn't meet linda 
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> random bug photo
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/Bug.jpg.html?sort=3&o=21
42:00 <Bonny> and?
43:00 <Liinda> Bonny i SHOULD be there this sunday
43:00 <Bonny> I'm in perth atm lol
43:00 <Liinda> oh yeh thats right!
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> go to bed Liinda
43:00 <Liinda> how was ur trip
43:00 <Bonny> coming home tomorrow tho
43:00 <Bonny> good
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good lil' Liinda
44:00 <Liinda> Bonny
44:00 <Bonny> yes?
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> feel free to stay up until 3am
44:00 <Liinda> good stuff
44:00 <Liinda> sorry hit enter too quickly
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <Bonny> LOL
44:00 <ZeroDistance> omgosh
44:00 <ZeroDistance> this bitch
44:00 <ZeroDistance> best friends for like 6 yrs
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol... finally remembered my login for photobucket...
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/dumboo.mp4.html?sort=3&o=25
44:00 <ZeroDistance> bitch wont return my shit
45:00 <ZeroDistance> not like we were fucking..
46:00 <Liinda> okies im going to sleep
46:00 <Skirmish> If you weren't fucking, why were you giving her stuff? 
46:00 <Skirmish> Night Liinda.
46:00 <Liinda> Nightsssss <3333
47:00 <DrGore> friend with a chick
47:00 <DrGore> and not fucking
47:00 <DrGore> really
47:00 <DrGore> whats the point of that
48:00 <Liinda> thought we were friends DrGore
48:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=407097956086438&set=vb.88216396646&type=2&theater
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> DrGore, I drew a picture for you a while ago
48:00 <DrGore> i only want to have sex with you liinda
48:00 <Sponge> Liinda are you feeling beautiful tonight
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> wanna see?
50:00 <Liinda> DrGore ohhhhh
50:00 <Liinda> Sponge not really. im tired
50:00 <Liinda> im off to bed
50:00 <Liinda> byesssssssssss
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> night, you IRC addict you
50:00 <Excessive> \o.
50:00 <Liinda> oooh
50:00 <Liinda> ;)
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> since I'm on a roll...
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> who whats to see my grade 1 photo?
52:00 <Sponge> the no's have it
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> seems that way
52:00 <Skirmish> :( The other ship we were meant to do has been bumped 2 hours. 
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I like this one... this is the reason I wear uniform to work on free dress days
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/me.jpg.html?sort=3&o=58
54:00 <simba> u look like a lil nazi
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> quite opposite, but I see where you're coming from
55:00 <simba> what would the opposite of a nazi look like
55:00 <Excessive> this dude is awse ............ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1399906856940574&set=vb.100007638186561&type=2&theater
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> like a Russian kid obviously
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> do you not know your history?
59:00 <Skirmish> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/bbb.jpg.html?sort=3&o=66      <------ Is she gargling a load? 
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> that's my ex
00:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> she didn't gargle
00:00 <DemonsRun> She's hot
00:00 <beehhh> back with another glass of wine
01:00 <beehhh> cooking veggie minestrone with celery
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol, yep she is
01:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: No one cares
02:00 <beehhh> her face looks like donkeys arse
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> DemonsRun: what do you do?
03:00 <DemonsRun> ?
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> for work
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> if I were to ask "how do you do"...
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you may answer with "how do you do"
05:00 <DemonsRun> Ah
05:00 <DemonsRun> Hospitality
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> DemonsRun, unless you're a european prince expecting people to guess what it is you do during the conversation.... this is not one of those times
05:00 <DemonsRun> Cafe & bar bitch
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> where abouts?
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hmmm..
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> IRC has lost it's natives
07:00 <DemonsRun> Umm
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> the quick witted antisocial retards have been replaced with retards
07:00 <DemonsRun> Not something I'm telling you
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> (not aimed at you)
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I was after a general area, not exactly where you work
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you must be new if you can't dodge questions like that
09:00 <DemonsRun> Too tired to care
10:00 <DemonsRun> Not new anymore just cbfd
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> DemonsRun: I have one somewhat interesting question that I like hearing different opinions about, if you don't mind
13:00 <DemonsRun> K
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dematrrrrrrrr, are you about to hack me or what?
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> DemonsRun: if you were to pass on your knowledge and wisdom in an abbreviated version, what would it be?
14:00 <DemonsRun> Idk
14:00 <DemonsRun> Night.
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> -
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> [01:12] [dematrrrrrrrr PING]
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> [01:12] [dematrrrrrrrr FINGER]
14:00 <DemonsRun> Night dematrrrrrrrr <3
14:00 <dematrrrrrrrr> night DemonsRun <3
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> night dematrrrrrrrr/ DemonsRun
14:00 <Loof> will the doc give me painkillers for a sore anus?
15:00 <Saemon> yo loofy :]
15:00 <Loof> hey man :)
15:00 <Saemon> sup 
15:00 <Loof> not much dude
15:00 <Saemon> im cookin some meat pies atm
15:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <Loof> fucking alco brother vomited all over the floor
16:00 <Saemon> bought a pack of 4 from coles
16:00 <Loof> i've cleaned it up twice
16:00 <Saemon> lol damn
16:00 <Loof> can still smell it
16:00 <Saemon> make his ass clean it up
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: that happens
16:00 <Loof> tried to but he could barely stand
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> my lil' bro threw up all over my blinds, could smell vomit for a month
16:00 <Saemon> lol drag him there and let him sleep in his own filth
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> + he made them peel with his spew
16:00 <Saemon> when he wakes up, throw a mop at him
17:00 <Loof> lol will do
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ahh, good times...
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> he was like.. "what's happening.. everything's spinning"
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> my response was.. welcome to my world lil' brother :D
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> he's been pretty much sober since 
27:00 <simba> 4:1)
27:00 <simba> ya drinking sux
28:00 <Loof> lamest drug in the world alcohol imo
28:00 <simba> its like willingly turning yourself into a retard
30:00 <Saemon> you dont need to drink to do that simba. just be your normal self.
30:00 <Saemon> OWNT.
30:00 <simba> lol the ozbongs facebook page did this thing tonight where if you guessed the correct score of the AFL game you won a free black leaf glassy
30:00 <Saemon> BURNage
30:00 <simba> some dude actually got it
31:00 <Saemon> who the fuck said u could talk bitch?!
31:00 <simba> Saemon are you gonna be in the city tomorow for the festivities?
32:00 <Saemon> no as if lol
32:00 <Saemon> im antisocial and agoraphobic.
32:00 <Saemon> take a wild guess where i'll be.
32:00 <simba> hiding behind those terms
33:00 <simba> in bed 
33:00 <simba> just buy a power scarf and blend in with the thousands of kents that will be filling up the mall tomorrow
33:00 <simba> trust me - youre not important enough to stand out man
33:00 <simba> nobody cares about you OK
34:00 <simba> i mean that in the nicest way
35:00 <DrGore> festivities in what city
35:00 <simba> the city of the festival state !!
35:00 <DrGore> what is it happy douchebag afl day or something
35:00 <simba> yes 
35:00 <simba> happy douchebag afl day
35:00 <DrGore> grandfinal jerkoff day
36:00 <simba> yes its both of those days in one
36:00 <simba> amazing guesses
36:00 <DrGore> OMG
37:00 <DrGore> fuck not smoking
37:00 <DrGore> hard
39:00 <DrGore> not even happy douchebag afl grandfinal jerk off day will make it better
40:00 <simba> what, not smoking cigarettes?
40:00 <simba> if smoking or not smoking ciggies is that big in your life then just smoke up
40:00 <simba> Y O L O
41:00 <DrGore> i don't even know what yoyo mean
41:00 <DrGore> s
41:00 <DrGore> and it's not importan
41:00 <simba> thats good
41:00 <DrGore> it sucks giving it up
42:00 <simba> replace it with listening to sun ra
42:00 <DrGore> again I'm not in toch with popular culture
42:00 <DrGore> so i'm going to listen to origin instead
43:00 <DrGore> touch
43:00 <Skirmish> Way too much latent homosexuality here. 
43:00 <DrGore> from you
43:00 <DrGore> stop being gay Skirmish
43:00 <simba> sun ra is pretty fucking far from pop culture man
43:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
43:00 <DrGore> googles it
43:00 <ZeroDistance> yo simba
44:00 <ZeroDistance> supperduck?
44:00 <mrdanger> man you're cool Excessive
44:00 <DrGore> my god this music makes me racist
44:00 <simba> fuck white people!!!!
45:00 <ZeroDistance> so many like
45:00 <ZeroDistance> 'cool' people
45:00 <simba> mrdanger is jealous cos he cant roll spliffs??
45:00 <Loof> Excessive got hacked LOL!
45:00 <DrGore> you would have to be so whacked to like this music
46:00 <DrGore> i would have to do 50kg's of heroin to listen to this
46:00 <mrdanger> hah
46:00 <simba> the best way 2 listen to music :~)
46:00 <DrGore> i got stoned just playing this on youtube
46:00 <mrdanger> its not the smoking that's super cool, it's telling other chatters that really elevates your status
47:00 <beehhh> chinese thinks they are white
47:00 <beehhh> like snow white
47:00 <ZeroDistance> im jealous of simba
47:00 <ZeroDistance> coz he got hair n i bald eaglin
47:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
47:00 <DrGore> now i'm actually liking the whacked out jaz
47:00 <ZeroDistance> I GO THRU BINS FOR SNIPS YO!
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <beehhh> hot chinese hooker
47:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
47:00 <mrdanger> yeah im listening to sun ra at the moment, never heard of them
47:00 <mrdanger> because im white
47:00 <simba> lol @ them
47:00 <ZeroDistance> and stop like lookin for me when im  not online mirza
47:00 <beehhh> white hooker
47:00 <mrdanger> them, him, whatever
47:00 <ZeroDistance> fk off and die.
48:00 <simba> <mrdanger> its not the smoking that's super cool, it's telling other chatters that really elevates your status - man, you need to smoke more weed
48:00 <simba> youre such a faggot
48:00 <beehhh> mrdanger seems happy meaning christina milne whinnig
49:00 <simba> maybe if u got high u can reread ur logs and be like holy shit who is that uptight asshole
49:00 <mrdanger> i dont think its physically possible for me to smoke more weed
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> r o f l
49:00 <ZeroDistance> ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
49:00 <mrdanger> you're a bit silly simba
49:00 <beehhh> ahahahaha
49:00 <simba> oh yea ur so cool man u smoke all da weed
49:00 <ZeroDistance> zero distance!
49:00 <ZeroDistance> yo
49:00 <mrdanger> if you've gone all this time without knowing im a pothead
49:00 <beehhh> im from the future kids
49:00 <ZeroDistance> i smoked harsh shit
49:00 <ZeroDistance> n da rez
49:00 <ZeroDistance> in malay
49:00 <ZeroDistance> shiz mon!
49:00 <simba> i dont know anything about you mrdanger and i dont care
49:00 <beehhh> days of future past
49:00 <mrdanger> lol
49:00 <mrdanger> you're such a wannabe simba
49:00 <ZeroDistance> mrdanger
49:00 <simba> 'all this time' i dont even see u on here anyway
50:00 <ZeroDistance> Mister intellectual
50:00 <simba> a wannabe what
50:00 <ZeroDistance> moves to fucking malay
50:00 <mrdanger> thats because im not here most of the time?
50:00 <ZeroDistance> to be cool
50:00 <mrdanger> wtf
50:00 <ZeroDistance> that dude
50:00 <ZeroDistance> simba
50:00 <DrGore> sun ra remind me of 
50:00 <DrGore> http://www.listentoyoutube.com/after.php
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
50:00 <ZeroDistance> shit dude
50:00 <mrdanger> i didnt smoke any weed in malaysia actually
50:00 <ZeroDistance> the bullshit you pull and fill 
50:00 <beehhh> malay chinese are superhot slut
50:00 <beehhh> big legs
50:00 <beehhh> big asses
50:00 <mrdanger> lol beehhh
50:00 <DrGore> err
50:00 <ZeroDistance> I cannot comprehejnd, the shit you've pretended to be man
51:00 <beehhh> kinky whoe
51:00 <simba> big asses own
51:00 <ZeroDistance> so direct your shit at me
51:00 <beehhh> i have a tranny gf but
51:00 <mrdanger> josh, are you and simba friends at the moment?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> Panda
51:00 <DrGore> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38hG2cH1Xo
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Antropofagus - "Sanguinis Bestiae Solium" Comatose Music (Oct 30, 2012) 3:46 - Category: Music - 32,755 views - 596 likes (95.2%), 30 dislikes (4.8%)
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont care if we arent
51:00 <mrdanger> you seem to go through stages
51:00 <ZeroDistance> dont have a go at the guy you dont even know man
51:00 <mrdanger> arent you responsible for him being here at all?
51:00 <simba> friends w/ benefits
51:00 <Loof> beehhh what's the cure for a sore anus? mine hurts so bad
51:00 <beehhh> http://i57.tinypic.com/241vygg.jpg
52:00 <beehhh> you need my cum in your arse Loof
52:00 <ZeroDistance> All I'll say is, hope mirza was nice in Malay for u bebeh ;) cowboy!
52:00 <beehhh> use aloe vera gel
52:00 <Loof> k
52:00 <mrdanger> fuck me this songs been going for 8 minutes
53:00 <beehhh> tranny cocks better
53:00 <mrdanger> im tired, and old
53:00 <beehhh> me too lets hug
53:00 <mrdanger> !seen beehhh
53:00 <Excessive> mrdanger, beehhh is right here!
53:00 <ZeroDistance> lovers
54:00 <simba> mirza the magnificent
54:00 <beehhh> i dont like bitches
54:00 <mrdanger> simba, does josh have a big head?
54:00 <mrdanger> literally i mean
54:00 <beehhh> im having a gay relationship with a transexual
54:00 <beehhh> is better so happy
54:00 <simba> beehhh if you hate women why do you fuck a man that dresses up as one???
54:00 <mrdanger> i always imagined him with a really big forehead
54:00 <simba> why fuck a man who pretends he is a woman
54:00 <mrdanger> but im not sure why
54:00 <simba> idgi
55:00 <beehhh> because it reminds of how bad they are
55:00 <Loof> i have a big forehead *shrugs*
55:00 <mrdanger> lol
55:00 <mrdanger> loof: im not saying its a bad thing
55:00 <mrdanger> im just curious
55:00 <simba> idc about what ur saying mrdanger u r acting like a baby
55:00 <Loof> k
55:00 <simba> im trying 2 get to the crux of mirzas mind
55:00 <mrdanger> you attribute random characteristics, physical and habbitual, to irc users
55:00 <beehhh> simba would you be a xcross dresser for me tonight please darlin
55:00 <mrdanger> and im not sure why
55:00 <simba> yes i will dance for u on skype
55:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahahahahahahaha
55:00 <beehhh> ooooooooooooooh
55:00 <mrdanger> simba: are you drunk?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> ur gonna steal my dance simba
56:00 <ZeroDistance> dayuuuummmnung!
56:00 <beehhh> i like when beagle is drunk on skype
56:00 <beehhh> he looses it
56:00 <mrdanger> his butthole?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> I REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO SIT, INNA MALAY WIT MIRZA N DANGER!
56:00 <ZeroDistance> Good smoke we ha yo, the dick blow, ayyy yo     mmmm ayy ayyy ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee
56:00 <ZeroDistance> no faggot no cry!
56:00 <mrdanger> ZeroDistance: I'm really feeling left out here
56:00 <beehhh> i been chatting here since 2000
57:00 <ZeroDistance> no faggot no cry sayitsayitsayit!
57:00 <mrdanger> beehhh: what a loser!
57:00 <simba> i wouldnt say youve been "chatting" that whole time, beehhh
57:00 <simba> you kind of talk to yourself
57:00 <beehhh> ty...
57:00 <ZeroDistance> does beehhh know when he is?
57:00 <mrdanger> josh does as well
57:00 <beehhh> i lost memories but
57:00 <mrdanger> simba just tries to be like mrdanger circa 2002
57:00 <beehhh> been using chatting since 96
58:00 <mrdanger> we're all awesome people, obviously
58:00 <ZeroDistance> he has the formula to travel backward in time but he keeps up with the drinking we can't get the plans offa him.
58:00 <beehhh> used to be java chat with silverchair band
58:00 <simba> thatmetalchick666 is following me
58:00 <suprubberduck> saerpeo
58:00 <beehhh> die live repeat this isnt real right
58:00 <suprubberduck> xD
58:00 <mrdanger> i am bored now
58:00 <suprubberduck> fk mna jono dude i fkn um
58:00 <beehhh> im ready
58:00 <suprubberduck> Loren that chick i met up with
59:00 <mrdanger> lol
59:00 <beehhh> finish the job
59:00 <mrdanger> josh, was she a prostitute?
59:00 <suprubberduck> anyway
59:00 <suprubberduck> she sung killing me softly
59:00 <beehhh> nothing was on my favor nothing
59:00 <Loof> cheer up beehhh
59:00 <beehhh> absolutely nothing
59:00 <suprubberduck> simba dude i was, l o s t in time at that moment dude
59:00 <beehhh> thanks m8
00:00 <Loof> np bro :)
00:00 <beehhh> can I cry on your shoulder?
00:00 <beehhh> is this ok?
00:00 <Loof> any time
00:00 <mrdanger> loof would be a good hugger
00:00 <beehhh> ahhhh
00:00 <mrdanger> you guys should make out 
00:00 <beehhh> i dont like girls or women
00:00 <beehhh> they makes me annoyning they changes the subject
00:00 <beehhh> simba is a girl too
01:00 <simba> good one
01:00 <suprubberduck> you want to hug Loof
01:00 <suprubberduck> shit
02:00 <simba> one time mirza kept waffling on about how he wanted to suck me off
02:00 <simba> that was pretty bad
02:00 <suprubberduck> thought you would have had the whole fi-dolla-fuk done in malay man, never needa get that lil red strung dick up again
02:00 <suprubberduck> do you pluck the red hairs from your sack?
03:00 <simba> L.. is for the way u Lust 4 cock
03:00 <suprubberduck> I was going to dye mine Ultra Marine, so lesbians would like me.
03:00 <mrdanger> oh, suprubberduck, are you talking to me?
03:00 <mrdanger> or about me
04:00 <simba> i dont think anyone ever is
04:00 <simba> except then
04:00 <simba> and then
04:00 <mrdanger> do you say malay on purpose?
04:00 <mrdanger> i dont get it
04:00 <simba> mirza lives in malaysia
04:00 <simba> and fucks his boyfriend
04:00 <simba> on campus!!!!
04:00 <mrdanger> simba is still hurt by the early days when i made fun of him
04:00 <mrdanger> i understand that
05:00 <DrGore> malaysia
05:00 <simba> nobody even cares about u man
05:00 <simba> sorry
05:00 <mrdanger> lol
05:00 <DrGore> why the fuck would you live in that shit hole
05:00 <simba> cos he was deported from australia lol
05:00 <mrdanger> malaysia isn't a shit hole
05:00 <mrdanger> thailand is a shit hole
05:00 <DrGore> my condolences man
05:00 <DrGore> hahaha
06:00 <DrGore> that's what people with cancer say
06:00 <DrGore> at least I haven't got aids
06:00 <mrdanger> i dont live in malaysia
06:00 <mrdanger> im missing something arent i
06:00 <simba> you must have beehhh on ignore
06:00 <mrdanger> nah i always pay attention to beehhh
07:00 <mrdanger> he moved to malaysia to be with me
07:00 <simba> i think beehhh is masturbating to the thought of sucking me off now
07:00 <mrdanger> lies
07:00 <mrdanger> is paul banks still alive
08:00 <simba> Yes
08:00 <mrdanger> awesome
09:00 <mrdanger> does anyone else come on here or is it always just you guys, pieter and bastardly one?
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <mrdanger> i feel like i havent seen anything but insults for a long long time
09:00 <simba> sometimes faux joins and she goes "ugh now i remembered why i left" and leaves
09:00 <mrdanger> which im okay with, im just curious
09:00 <mrdanger> lolol
09:00 <mrdanger> yeah you fucks killed it
10:00 <mrdanger> we use to engage in drawn out dramas
10:00 <mrdanger> not just abuse and vitriol
12:00 <simba> Those Were The Days
12:00 <mrdanger> yup
12:00 <mrdanger> inter chatroom wars, lots of girls having babies, nudes and virginity
12:00 <mrdanger> all in one magical place
13:00 <mrdanger> a paradox never to be seen again
13:00 <simba> the mandyjane / johninja rape saga was pretty funny
13:00 <mrdanger> when did that happen!??
13:00 <mrdanger> and who was supposed to have raped whom?
13:00 <simba> lol idk but they had a wicked argument in here about it and whether or not it was rape
14:00 <mrdanger> i assume in that scenario johninja would be the rapee?
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> mandyjane raped poor old john
14:00 <Serenity> with a vb stubby
14:00 <mrdanger> ouch, could have gone for a crowny
14:00 <simba> i think he tried 2 play the piano with a piano that was asleep and woke up and said no
15:00 <simba> but he really wanted 2 play dat tune
15:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:00 <mrdanger> lol
15:00 <mrdanger> crazy days
15:00 <DrGore> in the same bed = consent
15:00 <Loof> are there any females on austnet johninja hasn't slept with?
15:00 <mrdanger> im clearly missing out
15:00 <Serenity> ive fucked john in my mind
15:00 <Serenity> does that count
15:00 <mrdanger> he's gotten around the traps pretty quickly
15:00 <mrdanger> i want to say he's new but im guessing its been years now
16:00 <Serenity> hes new compared to others
16:00 <mrdanger> i grapple with the reality of linear time
16:00 <Serenity> 2-3 years maybe
16:00 <simba> sif fantasise about baby mushroom cocks
16:00 <mrdanger> mushroom cocks?
16:00 <mrdanger> that reminds me of picard
16:00 <mrdanger> and bron
16:00 <Serenity> john simba. j o h n not picard
16:00 <simba> oh yea mandyjane leaked his dick pic and its funny too
16:00 <mrdanger> and the hilarity that ensued
16:00 <mrdanger> having a dick pick is funny enough
16:00 <mrdanger> pic*
16:00 <mrdanger> pick would be funny to
17:00 <mrdanger> does mel still come on?
17:00 <Loof> yeah during the day
17:00 <mrdanger> cool beans
17:00 <Saemon> lol poor john mandyjane is so ugh
17:00 <Serenity> mels dating john
17:00 <mrdanger> really?
17:00 <mrdanger> wasnt he banging jess as well?
17:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <mrdanger> that guy is smooth for a funny penis haver.
18:00 <Serenity> for a little while
18:00 <Saemon> lol nah he banged jess while he was on a break with mel
18:00 <mrdanger> is he good looking? do you think he'd bang me?
18:00 <Serenity> Saemon
18:00 <Serenity> he wasnt dating mel before
18:00 <Saemon> so technically, no cheating
18:00 <Serenity> shut up
18:00 <mrdanger> has anthony killed himself?
18:00 <Serenity> unfortunately no
18:00 <simba> i thought they were just friends but i guess they wouldnt tell the truth to irc
18:00 <mrdanger> yeah, that is a real shame
19:00 <mrdanger> mel is pretty good at keeping secrets from irc
19:00 <mrdanger> lol
19:00 <Serenity> er theyve been pretty open about it
19:00 <Serenity> its only a new thing
19:00 <Serenity> like a week
19:00 <Loof> will end badly
19:00 <simba> oh
19:00 <Loof> always does
19:00 <mrdanger> was there somebody named bull?
19:00 <simba> but they were just m8s for ages right
19:00 <Saemon> are yous talking about johninja and thecrow?
19:00 <simba> No Saemon eat a ton of shit
19:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> well fuck me silly and call me mrdanger
19:00 <mrdanger> but im mrdanger
20:00 <simba> Saemon is also a hilarious new story he came on as this dickhead named jkl who threatened to kill himself if people didnt talk to him by "overdosing on panadol"
20:00 <simba> now hes wormed his way in by constantly pissing shit
20:00 <mrdanger> whats cracking mr sarcasm
20:00 <mrdanger> man that would take a lot of panadol
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> your asscrack
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> why are you still alive?
20:00 <Saemon> lol you are so imaginative simba
20:00 <mrdanger> not sure, the fates want me to suffer for a while longer
20:00 <Saemon> u should be the next shakespeare
20:00 <mrdanger> and i stopped doing drugs
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :) ltns mrdanger, how's life?
20:00 <mrdanger> so its probably a combination of both
21:00 <mrdanger> lifes alright shockingly, and yourself?
21:00 <Serenity> 10 grams of paracetemol to od
21:00 <Serenity> and apparently its really painful
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hehe, good to hear
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm not to shabby either
21:00 <Loof> mrdanger how long does it take for the cold sweats to go away when you quit weed?
21:00 <mrdanger> 3 nights
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> err.. as well?
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> stupid english
21:00 <mrdanger> usually does the trick
22:00 <Loof> damn it's been 7 days
22:00 <Saemon> i could never suicide 
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: depends on how long you've been smoking
22:00 <Saemon> i fear death
22:00 <mrdanger> see a doctor, get some stilnox or vals or something
22:00 <Loof> 20 years
22:00 <Saemon> the idea of it
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: more than 3 days
22:00 <Saemon> that we become nothing, no existence
22:00 <simba> i remember that sweating like a disgusting kent when youre not smoking
22:00 <beehhh> i have died before
22:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: i smoked for like 15
22:00 <mrdanger> and it was 3 days
22:00 <mrdanger> its a psychological addiction
22:00 <beehhh> 3 days grace
23:00 <mrdanger> 3 weeks to break a habbit apparently, or so i've heard
23:00 <mrdanger> ive got no data to back me up
23:00 <mrdanger> lol
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> have you ever heard of DTs?
23:00 <Loof> k thanks anyway man
23:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: alcohol related
23:00 <Saemon> i just ate a whole 6 pack of meat pies
23:00 <Saemon> all by myseld
23:00 <beehhh> i realise life was a game
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <Saemon> those frozen ones from woolies
24:00 <Serenity> uh.
24:00 <simba> chicken pies are where its @
24:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger: wanna see a pic?
24:00 <mrdanger> hah im watching bobs burgers
24:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: what else is the interenet for?
24:00 <Saemon> i was hungry as i dieted all day
24:00 <beehhh> 4n20's chicken pie
24:00 <Saemon> haha mrdanger
24:00 <Saemon> whose ur fav character?
24:00 <simba> "i was on a diet all day"
25:00 <beehhh> but i sprung it bad
25:00 <mrdanger> theyre all pretty funny
25:00 <mrdanger> linda is annoying
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/55d12082-aad4-4151-b8d2-a72576255c02_zps85375ac4.jpg.html
25:00 <beehhh> true
25:00 <Saemon> hrm mrdanger yeah i dont really like loiuse and jean
26:00 <beehhh> i'd like to stick in her buttox
26:00 <Saemon> jean to me is lame, like chris from family guy
26:00 <Loof> that's a good looking dude Dark^Sarcasm 
26:00 <Saemon> his humor is just lame shock value stuff
26:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: good grub?
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm>  nuh, they are grubs
26:00 <beehhh> nice cock mrdanger
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol mrdanger, not bad
26:00 <mrdanger> jean is proabbly my favourite hah
26:00 <Saemon> ted is my fav haha
26:00 <Saemon> 2nd is tina
27:00 <mrdanger> ive been watching chozen
27:00 <simba> Dark^Sarcasm got some bad ass scars
27:00 <mrdanger> its pretty funny, but its pretty much one joke
27:00 <mrdanger> gay rapper
27:00 <beehhh> yummy cock
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> thx simba :) I think so :)
27:00 <Loof> i'm not finding shameless funny off drugs
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I always wanted one across my eye
27:00 <simba> like the aptly named... "scar"
28:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQsrHyI_DM
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chozen - Murder, Sex (Dec 19, 2013) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 155,315 views - 931 likes (90.8%), 94 dislikes (9.2%)
28:00 <Saemon> WHOA is that u Dark^Sarcasm?
28:00 <beehhh> dont ask and dont tell
28:00 <simba> WHOA
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> what beehhh said 
28:00 <Saemon> well if it is you, you're pretty good looking man damn
28:00 <Loof> agreed
28:00 <Serenity> oh god
28:00 <Loof> but he's mine
28:00 <Loof> :P
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sorry Serenity
29:00 <Saemon> your hair n face, you got a sam worthington thing goin on
29:00 <Serenity> saemons gonna go baff one off in a minute
29:00 <Saemon> but i would atcually say that you are better looking than him
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I don't know famous people
29:00 <beehhh> cover ur ass please my knob is out of control
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but I'll take that a compliment
29:00 <Saemon> sam worthington is the australian actor
29:00 <Saemon> who played the lead male in Avatar
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ah yeah
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> only coz I'm nearly bald in that photo
30:00 <beehhh> dirty vynal pusher
30:00 <Serenity> that movie was so fucking boring
30:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: http://tinyurl.com/n7mtbkc
30:00 <BlackDevil> TinyURL: Redirects to: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/p720x720/736474_10151413073732812_554365960_o.jpg
30:00 <Saemon> nah ur face is handsome like him too
30:00 <Loof> the anime was awesome
30:00 <mrdanger> thats me lookin awesome sotoned
30:00 <Loof> avatar
30:00 <mrdanger> stoned*
30:00 <Saemon> and you've got a good hairline Dark^Sarcasm
30:00 <Saemon> how old are you?
30:00 <beehhh> whos that mrdanger
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: that photo is old
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm 30 now
31:00 <beehhh> ya a grown up man dude
31:00 <simba> lol mrdanger totally looks like a guy who thinks hes a shit stirrer 
31:00 <Saemon> oh lol
31:00 <mrdanger> simba, you still havent got it
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> (still got a good hairline though:)
31:00 <simba> just an observation mate
31:00 <Saemon> mrdanger your not bad looking
31:00 <mrdanger> simba: not a good one
31:00 <beehhh> but you know if i dont make it back how much i loves you guys and i hate bitches
32:00 <beehhh> amen
32:00 <simba> i think it is
32:00 <Saemon> but u need some anti wrinkle cream on your forhead
32:00 <simba> you look like the kinda guy who thinks he riles people up when its just like :\ whos this kent
32:00 <mrdanger> simba: you are incorrect sir
32:00 <Saemon> simbas jelous lol
32:00 <mrdanger> the thing about being smarter than somebody is they're not smart enough to realise it
32:00 <Loof> mrdanger fuck you look baked there
32:00 <mrdanger> this has always been my issue with simba
32:00 <simba> just an observation neither positive nor negative
32:00 <beehhh> bitches rejected my everything think its funny
32:00 <mrdanger> the question is, who is actually smarter?
32:00 <beehhh> only i promised my mumma
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> there we go...
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/DSC01219.jpg.html
33:00 <mrdanger> I guess we'll never know
33:00 <simba> the question is who cares 
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> this is about 2 years ago
33:00 <mrdanger> you seem to care desperately
33:00 <simba> about what
33:00 <mrdanger> for years you've been trying to act like you dont know me
33:00 <mrdanger> literally years
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> but i dont
33:00 <mrdanger> pretending you forget me
33:00 <simba> ...
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger: I remember you
33:00 <simba> but i did forget who you were man
33:00 <mrdanger> and absolutely nobody could be that retarded
33:00 <simba> i used to confuse you and megamanga for fucking years
33:00 <simba> cos i didnt care about either of you you were both just m nicknames to me
33:00 <mrdanger> well, thats pretty dumb
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I wish I didn't
33:00 <beehhh> did u live near camberwell
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but I do
33:00 <simba> then i grew to learn who mega was
33:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm i like the beard u got goin
34:00 <mrdanger> simba, your act is tired
34:00 <beehhh> i forgot names but
34:00 <mrdanger> you had your 15 minutes as irc chat star
34:00 <mrdanger> lets move on
34:00 <simba> all of this is the truth lol
34:00 <simba> i used to confuse you and megamanga
34:00 <mrdanger> we all have our own truths, simba
34:00 <beehhh> glass shaped heart
34:00 <simba> even now i dont remember, honestly, one of you two used to drop out of irc all the time cos they were going through a tunnel
34:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> actually Saemon, that hiking trip was probably the hardest thing I've ever done
34:00 <simba> i think it was you
34:00 <Serenity> woah
34:00 <Serenity> deeo
34:00 <Serenity> deep.
34:00 <simba> was it you who used to drop out cos of tunnels?
34:00 <DrGore> mrdanger. what a fucking massive twat
34:00 <simba> or him?
34:00 <Saemon> Serenity what do u reckon of Dark^Sarcasm? is he cute or wat?
34:00 <Sponge> can anyone recommend a quality tea and coffee creamer
35:00 <Saemon> good lookin bloke
35:00 <Sponge> I don't have a fridge
35:00 <mrdanger> DrGore: simba?
35:00 <mrdanger> yeah he is a bit
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity never liked me
35:00 <Serenity> hes ok?
35:00 <beehhh> yummy cock?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
35:00 <beehhh> cum later
35:00 <Loof> that stuff in the tube sponge
35:00 <ShadowLurker> kill yourself
35:00 <Serenity> i dont even remember you really =/
35:00 <mrdanger> simba: my lap top doesnt leave my house, so i dont imagine i dropped out because of tunnels.
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Sponge: I can recommend a good tea...
35:00 <Sponge> tube. never knew it came in tubes
35:00 <Saemon> errmmm ShadowLurker excuse me? no idea who u are please dont say things like that to me thanks.
35:00 <ShadowLurker> i remember
35:00 <Loof> yeah it's thick milk and sugar
35:00 <mrdanger> sponge: the internet is a series of tubes.
35:00 <simba> ok well ya that pretty much sums it up for me
35:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
35:00 <beehhh> my gf has a small doodle and very horny for sucking mine
35:00 <ShadowLurker> dont know me
35:00 <Saemon> Serenity hehe yeah his ok lookin
35:00 <ShadowLurker> again
35:00 <Loof> in like a toothpaste tube
35:00 <Serenity> this is like the 6th time hes said that
35:00 <Saemon> well i think he's good lookinh
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Sponge: antioxidant tea - THE best tea you can get in AUS
36:00 <Loof> fuck wish i could remember what it's called
36:00 <Sponge> i will look out for that
36:00 <beehhh> she swallowed my babies
36:00 <Saemon> he's better looking than adonis
36:00 <simba> ShadowLurker and Shadowgate were the same kinda thing, i didnt know or care who was who because neither had anything distinctive about their personality
36:00 <simba> maybe youre just boring, man
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <beehhh> whispering me to make her pregnant
36:00 <Loof> sponge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condensed_milk
36:00 <Saemon> see, u dont need muscles and be all jacked up to be handsome
36:00 <ShadowLurker> nice stab there simba
36:00 <ShadowLurker> try again
36:00 <simba> that wasnt a stab im just takling
36:00 <simba> lmao
36:00 <beehhh> we should adopt a child
37:00 <simba> everyones so fucking touchy
37:00 <simba> they think everythings a game
37:00 <beehhh> and no girls 
37:00 <mrdanger> lol
37:00 <Serenity> isnt it?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> it was now fuckup
37:00 <simba> lmao
37:00 <mrdanger> this is all pretty futile
37:00 <simba> no it wasnt
37:00 <Serenity> i dunno
37:00 <Serenity> what you even ssaid
37:00 <mrdanger> humanity as a whole is kind of futile
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Sponge: it's proper salon tea (the actual brand is called Antioxidant tea) https://www.facebook.com/antioxidantteas
38:00 <beehhh> i have waited long enough
38:00 <Loof> think he was after a milk alternative for his tea Dark^Sarcasm 
38:00 <Loof> not actual tea
38:00 <Loof> cause of no fridge
38:00 <simba> i think cum is a nice alternative
38:00 <mrdanger> simba: did josh introduce you to irc, and you two were real life friends?
38:00 <simba> nah
38:00 <mrdanger> or am i confused about that 
39:00 <simba> we just met thru this 1 time
39:00 <simba> cant really remember how now
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWZHldivhoU
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PJ Simas - Who Do You Think You Are ? (Christina Perri "Jar Of Hearts" Remix) (May 9, 2013) 4:32 - Category: Music - 1,513 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <mrdanger> i always thought hanging out with guys from irc was about 10 times sadder than trying to bang the girls
39:00 <Saemon> lol ur ashamede n embarrsed simba
39:00 <Saemon> dnot pretend
39:00 <mrdanger> which is lucky for me, because i banged a few of the girls
39:00 <simba> he used to talk to me about all these irc people that i had no idea about, because of the same kinda thing with you and megamanga, i just didnt know or care who most of the people were, i used irc to talk to the people i already knew
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axoulE_ktRU&list=FLtTCFDD3O8vp0_FQdccA4Rw
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Яхонт "Летела пуля" (муз. А.Иголкин, сл. А.Солусенко) (Jul 9, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 23,140 views - 108 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
40:00 <mrdanger> im pretty sure you got upset one day because i didnt know who you were and this was your reaction
40:00 <mrdanger> a 5 year saga of pretending you dont know me
40:00 <Saemon> lol wat a loser
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> poslali poxoronochky
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> chto ya v neravnom pal v boy
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lalalalla
40:00 <simba> i dont know you mrdanger...
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hmmmhmmmhhmmm
40:00 <Saemon> bs
41:00 <simba> like i know you as adude that uses irc
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> letela pulya po stepi
41:00 <simba> obviously
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ya exal na broni
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> svernula pulya s pol puti
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> udarila po mne
41:00 <mrdanger> yes, im not suggesting you know me in any other way
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> what a song
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> now that everyone is settled
41:00 <mrdanger> lol
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger, don't feed them, and don't be one of them
42:00 <beehhh> there was no backups
42:00 <mrdanger> fair enough
42:00 <mrdanger> who else can we discuss from oldschool irc
42:00 <simba> mrdanger for the record since were talking about it, i honestly have absolutely no idea what beef we had, if any, i was like 17/18 in those times and i only joined #melbourne to talk to faux, and later, diss faux
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <mrdanger> shared experience brings us all closer
43:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRRF5y94uE
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sin City: A Dame To Kill For Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Movie HD (Mar 6, 2014) 1:24 - Category: Film and Animation - 2,059,434 views - 12,990 likes (97.8%), 286 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <simba> i cant remember any 'beef' we mightve had, im sure it was petty and nothing 
43:00 <mrdanger> so you had a thing for faux?
43:00 <simba> yes i think thats common knowledge
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: faux is one hell of a ....
43:00 <mrdanger> i wasnt aware
43:00 <Loof> holy shit there's a new sin city?
43:00 <Loof> awesome
43:00 <simba> Lady
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> faux was decent lookin'
44:00 <Serenity> and the trampp
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> though a hardcore bitch
44:00 <mrdanger> she's alright
44:00 <Loof> if not for her nose
44:00 <simba> shes a good person
44:00 <mrdanger> i havent talked to her for a while but towards the end she was pretty cool
44:00 <mrdanger> remember unique?
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Longie's g/f? :)
45:00 <beehhh> mrdanger can I suck you
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> unique was sweet, don't go there
45:00 <simba> unique yea she was the bitch with super mario tattoos?
45:00 <Loof> tattoos on women; antiboner
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> she could pick trolls
46:00 <mrdanger> unique was sweet, to put it one way.. i was going to go with literally the most love starved and desperate person i've ever encountered.. not in a slutty way
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> that's why guys didn't like her
46:00 <mrdanger> just that she was intent on getting married and having a white picket fence 
46:00 <mrdanger> and did so as soon as she could
46:00 <beehhh> im stuck in sarawak
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger, once again, you putting people down, only lowers our view of you
46:00 <mrdanger> i thought you were in miri beehhh
46:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: im not putting her down
47:00 <beehhh> http://www.theborneopost.com/2014/01/05/sabah-student-back-early-from-holidays-beaten-to-death/
47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger, I can tell truths about you, and it wouldn't be putting you down
47:00 <mrdanger> I'm merely espousing my own, poorly concoted views
47:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: go for it
47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but it would make you feel bad if you were a real person
48:00 <simba> who the fux Dark^Sarcasm anyway
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :D that'll do :D
48:00 <mrdanger> i am a real person, im just not one for feeling bad
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: someone who's been here for a lot longer than you
48:00 <mrdanger> i don't really see the point in it
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <beehhh> im in the other end of sarawak aaron
48:00 <simba> ok defensive about ur irc rep, what else is new
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: (not a good thing)
48:00 <mrdanger> simba: just another nickname, like you said
48:00 <Saemon> fucken hell im so frustrated with myself atm, i fucken dieted and fast all day, only to have hunger overwhelmed me at night and broken my resolve and so i just stuffed my face with an entire 6 packet of meat pies
48:00 <Loof> anyone like the meme i made: http://i.imgur.com/CdwNz3v.jpg
48:00 <mrdanger> we all blend in to one after a while
48:00 <Saemon> so much for 2014 new years resolution of gettin thin
48:00 <ShadowLurker> no
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> goopd 1 Loof
49:00 <ShadowLurker> it.. like you.. is shit
49:00 <mrdanger> Saemon: lol, starving yourself is literally the worst way to lose weight
49:00 <mrdanger> but i bet the pies were good
49:00 <Serenity> 6 pies is just revolting
49:00 <beehhh> thats me 
49:00 <Saemon> hell yeah they were mrdanger
49:00 <Serenity> i bet there were the $3 woolworths brand
49:00 <mrdanger> i would have eaten 6 pies at one stage in my life
49:00 <Serenity> they*
49:00 <mrdanger> the 3 dollar woolies brand
49:00 <Saemon> after an entire day of not eating
49:00 <mrdanger> they were alright
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey Serenity, what do you think of simba?
49:00 <Saemon> the first bite is pure heaven man
49:00 <Saemon> lol
50:00 <mrdanger> Saemon: tell me you didnt microwave them
50:00 <beehhh> reliance is an indian brand
50:00 <Serenity> i dont think aynthing of simba
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> wb Skirmish
50:00 <simba> i was just wondering if youre someone here who changed his nick temporarily , Dark^Sarcasm
50:00 <Saemon> Serenity yep they were
50:00 <Skirmish> Thank you. 
50:00 <beehhh> BigW has it
50:00 <simba> Serenity and I have a complicated relationship
50:00 <Saemon> $3.75 to be exact Serenity
50:00 <Saemon> so cheap
50:00 <simba> "It's complicated"
50:00 <Serenity> yeah thanks dude
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: nuh, I haven't been on for about a year, my nick has been the same for a long time
50:00 <Saemon> one pie from the bakery is like $4
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> used to be Dark^Soul before then
50:00 <beehhh> my gf is a tranny
50:00 <mrdanger> that was a long time ago
51:00 <Saemon> lol no mrdanger, i used the oven
51:00 <beehhh> no oven in asia
51:00 <Skirmish> Not much scares me ... but being out on the ocean at night does. 
51:00 <Saemon> my microwave started flashing and buzzing mid-micro a few weeks ago
51:00 <beehhh> i have a oven toaster
51:00 <simba> i vaguely remember dark soul but might just be mashing in other generic names featuring dark or soul
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger: yes, a long long time ago, back when you were sometimes sober
51:00 <Skirmish> I hate water where you cannot see what's under the surface. 
51:00 <Saemon> havent used it since, scared its gona explode or something 
51:00 <mrdanger> Saemon: something silver in it?
51:00 <Saemon> no
51:00 <beehhh> *somewhat
51:00 <Saemon> it jsut happaned
51:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: I'm sober right now actually
51:00 <Saemon> and there was a strong burning smell
52:00 <Loof> ShadowLurker can you give me any medical advice regarding a sore anus?
52:00 <simba> and then i go and spoil it all by typing something stupid like /quit bye
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger: by sober I mean drug free
52:00 <ShadowLurker> kill yourself
52:00 <mrdanger> yeah, i dont smoke pot any more lol
52:00 <Loof> does it work?
52:00 <Saemon> its a $39 from kmart anyway
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
52:00 <beehhh> canastine
52:00 <Loof> cool
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> really? mrdanger?
52:00 <Saemon> only had it for less than a yr
52:00 <mrdanger> really
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> awesome! good job man
52:00 <mrdanger> i have had a full time job for 3 years
52:00 <beehhh> drink more water
52:00 <mrdanger> its a bit hard to keep being a full time pot head
52:00 <beehhh> cover ur eyes with your wife bra
53:00 <mrdanger> its not a great trade off though, you have to be sober, but you have money for drugs, but you have to be sober
53:00 <mrdanger> im not sure which i prefer
53:00 <Saemon> i think i got a cold atm cuz throat is kinda sore when i swallow
53:00 <mrdanger> poor and drugged or less poor and sober
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> fair effort mrdanger, I know it's not much of praise coming from IRC, but... awesome job! :)
53:00 <Saemon> u know when u got the small pain, and u know once u wake up the next morning
53:00 <Saemon> its gona be a full blown flu sore throat
53:00 <Saemon> i hate that shit
53:00 <Saemon> :S
53:00 <mrdanger> thanks Dark^Sarcasm, i appreciate the sentiment
54:00 <Loof> ur insults aren't going to work on me anymore ShadowLurker you sad little troll. I'm over the withdrawels so keep at it bro
54:00 <beehhh> im heading steam room 2omorrow
54:00 <Saemon> reminds me, the worst throat pain ive got was when i was a kid
54:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story bro
54:00 <ShadowLurker> does it have a point
54:00 <beehhh> cook myself in an steam-oven
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> brb
54:00 <simba> you mean a sauna?
54:00 <Saemon> some kinda ant went into my can of coke in my backyard
54:00 <Saemon> i drank it without knowing
54:00 <beehhh> let the bloody toxins out
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <Saemon> and the ant/s actually bit the inside of my throat
54:00 <Serenity> steam oven
54:00 <mrdanger> Saemon: did you get super-human ant powers?
55:00 <Saemon> lol no
55:00 <Skirmish> lol
55:00 <BlackDevil> steam powered?
55:00 <mrdanger> thats a shame
55:00 <beehhh> sauna
55:00 <Skirmish> Antman.
55:00 <Saemon> my couside who was with me
55:00 <Saemon> then had the bright idea of giving me hot water to drink
55:00 <mrdanger> lolol
55:00 <Skirmish> ... and you drank it? 
55:00 <Saemon> in an attempt to kill the ant biting the inside of my throat
55:00 <Saemon> yeah i did, i was like 5
55:00 <simba> lmao
55:00 <mrdanger> 5 year olds shouldnt be drinking coke.. are you poor?
55:00 <Skirmish> This is why we have darwin awards.
56:00 <mrdanger> poor people are bad at parenting.
56:00 <Saemon> i dunno the cans were just there in the fridge
56:00 <beehhh> they should be drinking jack daniel with cola premix
56:00 <Saemon> besides, kids used to get small coke in happy meals from maccas
56:00 <Saemon> this was the 90s 
56:00 <beehhh> kids love burbon
56:00 <mrdanger> yeah, we knew coke was bad for you in the 90s man
56:00 <mrdanger> lol
57:00 <simba> robbie williams and kylie minogue - kids
57:00 <mrdanger> this isnt new information
57:00 <Saemon> lol but still they were given
57:00 <Skirmish> I have no problem allowing my son to drink coke with his take away meals because there is never coke in the fridge at home.
57:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: how old is your son?
57:00 <Skirmish> 13. 
57:00 <mrdanger> and, people that get take away are also often poor.
57:00 <Saemon> lol
57:00 <beehhh> i like the pale ale ciders
57:00 <mrdanger> 13s cool, he can drink gallons of the stuff
57:00 <beehhh> and dry reds
57:00 <mrdanger> i was smoking pot when i was 13
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <mrdanger> and i turned out semi-alrightish
57:00 <Serenity> so was i =/
58:00 <simba> thats an amazingly young age to get high
58:00 <Skirmish> My son is straight edge. He won't be smoking or taking anything. 
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> this one time....
58:00 <beehhh> to me you're still 13 mrdanger
58:00 <Saemon> yeah ppl were already fucking at that age when i was in highschool
58:00 <Saemon> not me though
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I went up the 1000 steps at dandenong
58:00 <mrdanger> my brother got me high when i was 11 because he didnt have any friends to smoke with
58:00 <Saemon> coz i wasnt into that stuff i believed in no sex before marriage
58:00 <mrdanger> well, he had friends, but we lived 30 k's out of town
58:00 <Saemon> i could of had sex during highschool
58:00 <mrdanger> so he had no friends at home
58:00 <Saemon> and i had morals and ethics
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and used the tap up the top... 2 bees flew into my mouth
59:00 <Saemon> but i had*
59:00 <beehhh> did he mindfuck you after you got high or was cool
59:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: why do you think that?
59:00 <mrdanger> I remember being 17 and having a talk with my mum about how stupid people who do drugs are, while I was on ecstacy
59:00 <mrdanger> don't believe your kid.
59:00 <simba> i had morals and ethics in high school too but my virginity was still taken
59:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: Because I am heavily engaged in my sons life and know many of his friends. He doesn't turn in the circles required to be exposed to drugs. 
00:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm bees in your mouth thats dangerous as hell if it stings
00:00 <beehhh> by simba's tutor
00:00 <Saemon> inside swallen up u cant breathe
00:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: when i was 12 i smoke pot with the kids that went to little athletics
00:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140327/640/daily_picdump_1490_640_65.jpg
00:00 <beehhh> simba was raped
00:00 <mrdanger> but believe what you wish
00:00 <simba> brain-raped
00:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: it was awesome, I freaked out, and spat both of them out and they flew out buzzing, if it was on film, it'd be a hit :)
00:00 <simba> prisonbitch
01:00 <mrdanger> Dark^Sarcasm: I think i was that on the simpsons once
01:00 <mrdanger> lol
01:00 <beehhh> nice i met heaps of them
01:00 <Saemon> lol Dark^Sarcasm
01:00 <mrdanger> at least you're not allergic?
01:00 <beehhh> but i like ts
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger: I think I remember something like that on simpsons
01:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: I've been going to my sons soccer games since he was 5 and he's been playing with the same kids the whole time. I know his mates, I know their parents. He doesn't have mates that have stoner parents, his mates are intelligent kids. I am confident I know my son and what he is up to. 
01:00 <Saemon> a fly went into my mouth once while eating outdoors
01:00 <Saemon> and i chewed it unfortunately
01:00 <Saemon> its fucken bitter 
01:00 <beehhh> i left oz in 2007
01:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> Skirmish what position does ur son play
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you're not an aussie unless you've swallowed a fly
02:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: my mum was the president of the chamber of commerce, my parents owned a business, i played soccer in primary school
02:00 <simba> Right Back??
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sometimes through the nose
02:00 <simba> RB was my fav
02:00 <Skirmish> simba: sweeper
02:00 <simba> defenders own
02:00 <xm> with my mum about how stupid people who do drugs are, while I was on ecstacy
02:00 <xm> 23:59 < mrdanger> don't believe your kid.
02:00 <xm> 23:5oops
02:00 <xm> lol @ quote on ecstasy
02:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: I don't know why you want to make out my kid is you.
02:00 <Skirmish> He's not. 
03:00 <beehhh> i used to inject ice n got addicted
03:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: i'm not? i'm suggesting perhaps you're overly confident about who and what your kid is exposed to
03:00 <Loof> is he at private school Skirmish?
03:00 <simba> Skirmish does seem to have a genuine mini me like bond with his son
03:00 <mrdanger> because i literally tick every box you just mentioned
03:00 <beehhh> hot blood
03:00 <Skirmish> Loof: No. 
03:00 <mrdanger> and i was smoking weed in grade 6.
03:00 <Loof> damn
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/mee.jpg.html
03:00 <beehhh> poofter drug remains in system fo good
03:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: you were exposed to it ..... he isn't. 
04:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: and I exposed other children i played soccer with in grade 6 to it
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> 
04:00 <mrdanger> their parents loved me, to
04:00 <Loof> hard to not be exposed to drugs going to public school
04:00 <Loof> imo
04:00 <Skirmish> Is it hurting you deep inside knowing I am more involved and aware of my son than your parents were with you? 
04:00 <beehhh> Dark^Sarcasm is that place in stkilda
04:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: I think you're completely missing the point
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> LOL beehhh
05:00 <simba> mrdanger is just saying QUESTION EVERYTHING
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I hope you're joking
05:00 <beehhh> looks like the carpark of tranny stand
05:00 <mrdanger> I come from a very close, loving, upper middle class family
05:00 <mrdanger> and it still existed in my world, and the world of other children around me
05:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> beehhh: that's Moscow during Communism
05:00 <beehhh> you told me before
05:00 <simba> lying to your parents is the easiest thing in the world.....
05:00 <mrdanger> again, you are entirely missing the point, im not accusing your son of being a heroin addict, im saying your certainty is misplaced
05:00 <beehhh> but something connected
05:00 <Skirmish> I am 100% confident my son is not, and will not do drugs.  
05:00 <simba> even if they are great parents
05:00 <beehhh> look carefully
06:00 <beehhh> I NEED YOU TO LOOK AGAIN
06:00 <Skirmish> It's not misplaced. Your parents should have paid more attention. 
06:00 <mrdanger> i bet i could look up 100 clips of crying parents saying they thought their kid would never do drugs
06:00 <mrdanger> before the OD
06:00 <Saemon> lol
06:00 <mrdanger> you small minded tit.
06:00 <Saemon> well, ive never done drugs ever
06:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger: ease up, though I agree with you
06:00 <Saemon> straight edge
07:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish is a pretty angry guy, I believe I will just move on
07:00 <Saemon> i never really began as straight edge
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I used to tell my parents my sister's friends made me smell like smoke
07:00 <Skirmish> I am angry? 
07:00 <Skirmish> You're wrong ... there's nothing to be angry about. 
07:00 <Saemon> the reason why i never done drugs throughtout highschool was simply because that i wasnt cool enough
07:00 <Saemon> all the popular kids would do it
07:00 <Loof> i find drinkers who diss drugs funny
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Saemon> i simply had no friends who'd did it
07:00 <Skirmish> Some parents have their kids doing stuff under their noses and never notice ... that's fine. I am not one of those parents. 
07:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: you started insulting my parents based on me saying you can't be certain about what your kid is exposed to.. i think you're pretty angry
07:00 <mrdanger> lol
08:00 <Skirmish> How did they not notice their kid was getting high? 
08:00 <mrdanger> i didnt get high at home?
08:00 <Skirmish> It's not like you were popping aspro. 
08:00 <mrdanger> do you think im retared?
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger, once again, I don't think we're in a position to make any comments about other people's kids
08:00 <simba> i used 2 get high on "school nights" back when everyone else was like "woah man thats so fucked up how r u even here right now", they used to get smashed on Thooeys Extra Dry and dry hump and have Halo marathons
08:00 <mrdanger> lol same simba
09:00 <simba> man i hate TEDs
09:00 <simba> tastes like death
09:00 <Saemon> i would have done that if i had the opportunity
09:00 <mrdanger> admittedly I went through a relatively sharp decline and dropped out by the time I was 14
09:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> TEDs is awesome, they talk about interesting stuff
09:00 <Serenity> i used to get stoned at school at 13 =/ =/ =/
09:00 <Saemon> my straight edge lifestyle as un-intended
09:00 <Saemon> was*
10:00 <Serenity> TEDs give me a headache
10:00 <Loof> dont be ashamed of it Saemon
10:00 <Saemon> but now i've adopted it with pride
10:00 <Loof> i want my son to be a total nerd
10:00 <Loof> cool
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: got kids?
10:00 <Loof> yeah just a 2 year old
10:00 <Saemon> definately loof, the nerds are the smart ones
10:00 <Loof> yep
10:00 <Loof> they dominate the world
10:00 <mrdanger> the smart ones are the smart ones
10:00 <mrdanger> lol
10:00 <Saemon> they are the ones whose gona go to uni 
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: have you been training them to be supernerds?
11:00 <Saemon> become a doctor or something
11:00 <mrdanger> by the time you're 30 it doesnt matter if you were smoking weed at 13.
11:00 <mrdanger> you've made decisions and gone where you want
11:00 <mrdanger> up down or middle
11:00 <mrdanger> a lot of the kids i smoked with are very successful
11:00 <Saemon> unfortunately, i have the likeness of a nerd - into star wars scard to talk to girls no friends that sorta thing
11:00 <mrdanger> some of the ones that never smoked, are not
11:00 <Saemon> but i dont have their brains
11:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> a lot of kids I smoked with I see at frankston, still under the bridge
12:00 <Skirmish> lol now smoking pot is linked to being successful in life?  Wow. 
12:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: what?
12:00 <Saemon> lol Dark^Sarcasm
12:00 <mrdanger> you're a fucking retarded cunt.
12:00 <simba> Saemon was the guy that would go to the library at lunch times and talk to the librarians 
12:00 <mrdanger> you should kill yourself Skirmish.
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: don't take that out of context
12:00 <Skirmish> I seen a picture of a cat on the internet pushing a watermelon. Therefore all cats are Fruit and Veg shop owners.
12:00 <Saemon> simba actually, no
12:00 <simba> FLYING BATTERY ZONE
12:00 <mrdanger> what an idiot
12:00 <Saemon> i hid inside the toilets most of the time during lunch and recess
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Saemon> i just went into a cubicle and read a book
13:00 <mrdanger> you're being hilariously unrealistic, and i love how defensive you are
13:00 <mrdanger> im happy that you love your kid so much
13:00 <mrdanger> its just a shame you'll be let down when you realise theres shit you dont know about him
13:00 <mrdanger> be it drugs or masturbation
13:00 <mrdanger> you silly man
13:00 <simba> my mate used to shut himself in a cubicle and text his bitch during lunch times so i would go in the cubicle next to him and once i pissed all over the floor at his feet 
13:00 <simba> just 4 laughs u know
13:00 <mrdanger> ahaha
13:00 <simba> and we would line all the gay tags that the graffers would do
13:00 <simba> and make them so mad
13:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: I think it's sad that you so desperately want that to be the truth. 
14:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: I think you're really naive, for such a cunt
14:00 <mrdanger> usually cynical cunts are realistic
14:00 <suprubberduck> WAIT
14:00 <Saemon> haha simba
14:00 <suprubberduck> mirza n danger dating?
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> now now mrdanger
14:00 <mrdanger> josh: we're passed that now
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> don't make me punish you :)~~~
14:00 <Saemon> highschool social life was hell for me
14:00 <suprubberduck> oh
14:00 <suprubberduck> so
14:00 <suprubberduck> Saemon
15:00 <Saemon> i was embaressed about being a loner
15:00 <suprubberduck> got a glass fulla piss
15:00 <suprubberduck> urine
15:00 <Skirmish> lol I it's funny that you cannot believe that a parent can know a child and be involved in their life to a point where they would know if they got involved in drugs. 
15:00 <Saemon> nothing worser than being a loner whose ashamed about being one
15:00 <mrdanger> anywho, im off to bed
15:00 <suprubberduck> ?
15:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: Im not saying your kid is involved in drugs 
15:00 <suprubberduck> dyin for some canadian whiskey
15:00 <suprubberduck> xD
15:00 <Saemon> i wish i was home schooled
15:00 <Saemon> would have been so much better
15:00 <mrdanger> you've just cherry picked every single word you want to acknowledge this whole time, because you're a self involved stupid cunt
15:00 <suprubberduck> fkme waitin on shit
16:00 <simba> Saemon did you ever play soccer for your school assuming you did go to CBC
16:00 <mrdanger> goodnight!
16:00 <simba> what winter sport did you play
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: are you that confident in your parenting ability?
16:00 <Saemon> lol no simba
16:00 <Saemon> i didnt play sports
16:00 <suprubberduck> woo
16:00 <Skirmish> Dark^Sarcasm: Hell yes. 
16:00 <suprubberduck> how about leave.
16:00 <simba> wasnt it compulsory to play a sport?
16:00 <Saemon> im a chronic asthmatic
16:00 <Saemon> i got excused
16:00 <simba> Ahh.
16:00 <suprubberduck> say I suck up
16:00 <suprubberduck> Mr. Malay 
16:00 <simba> u couldve still been a cox in rowing
17:00 <Saemon> perhaps
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: I can see both points, I can understand why mrdanger can't see it, and I can see why you wouldn't see something else
17:00 <simba> rowing was the fucking epitome of faggot private school sport
17:00 <Saemon> but i didnt
17:00 <suprubberduck> Saemon WHY SO SIRIUS!
17:00 <suprubberduck> lolz
17:00 <Saemon> sirius black
17:00 <Saemon> harry potter
17:00 <Serenity> sirius noooooooooo
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> are you sirius??????
18:00 <Skirmish> I know kids do things behind their parents backs. I just know that drugs will not be one of those things when it comes to my son. I've educated him far too much on the topic. 
18:00 <Saemon> wtf desperate housewives is still running?
18:00 <Saemon> how many seasons is it now
18:00 <simba> 27
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: I think everyone here hopes that that's the case
18:00 <Saemon> i remember it being HUGE on ch.7 in like 2005
19:00 <Saemon> oh its ended
19:00 <Saemon> lol
20:00 <BlackDevil> i listen to XM
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> oh.. wrong nerdy joke
20:00 <suprubberduck> fuck sake
20:00 <suprubberduck> oi simba
20:00 <suprubberduck> uno how its so easy for us to go into town
20:00 <suprubberduck> n there's somethin good goin
20:00 <suprubberduck> but its like
20:00 <suprubberduck> my legs, dont wanna be legs
20:00 <suprubberduck> :P
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> suprubberduck: how much do you pay for rent?
21:00 <simba> yes ill be in town tomorrow
21:00 <suprubberduck> wait
21:00 <suprubberduck> who r u
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> didn't think so
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> that explains your rubbery legs
21:00 <Skirmish> For kids to be doing drugs and the parents not realise one of two things must be true. a). the kid is exceptionally sneaky and can hide the physical effects of drug use or b). The parents simply are not paying attention. 
22:00 <suprubberduck> so
22:00 <suprubberduck> I pay 350 a week
22:00 <suprubberduck> and I'm a thief?
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: given that your kid is smart....
22:00 <Serenity> i used to smoke bongs on the way to school. was worn off by the time school ended and i got home
22:00 <xm> whether or not a kid will fall under peer pressure or obey his dad has more to do with how close he is with his father. if he's close to his dad he'd probably never do it, and if he slipped up and did -- the intimacy would mean the father would know it right away
22:00 <Serenity> my mum was none the wiser
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> suprubberduck: huh? rubbery (not robbery)
22:00 <suprubberduck> Dark^Sarcasm
22:00 <simba> i miss wagging double IT to get high in the botanics
23:00 <suprubberduck> lol
23:00 <suprubberduck> ssimb
23:00 <suprubberduck> i said to couple girls
23:00 <Saemon> ugh these ads for that show 'ressurecction' is so pretentious
23:00 <suprubberduck> thi wana go dark botanic
23:00 <Serenity> someone got busted in our horticulture class for growning weed in with the hydroponic tomatoes
23:00 <suprubberduck> shes weed yea
23:00 <xm> lol
23:00 <suprubberduck> im yerrr
23:00 <Saemon> bet its gona turn out to be some shit show
23:00 <Saemon> flob
23:00 <suprubberduck> nessa week
23:00 <suprubberduck> down
23:00 <Serenity> he got suspended for 3 weeks.. lol
23:00 <simba> that owns
24:00 <suprubberduck> yer dude
24:00 <suprubberduck> if u wana go dark botanics smoke 
24:00 <simba> we used to break beakers on purpose in chemistry and blame it on experimentation
24:00 <suprubberduck> just say
24:00 <simba> that was so good
24:00 <xm> they made a huge deal at my school when pot was found -- kids got expelled or suspended and cops got involved. but that was only because a father found the drugs on his daughter and immediately blamed the school/kids
24:00 <suprubberduck> hahahahaha
24:00 <suprubberduck> man
24:00 <Saemon> simba Breaking Bad called. they want thier plot back.
24:00 <suprubberduck> i just jump the lil wall
24:00 <Saemon> ownt.
24:00 <Serenity> lamest joke ever
24:00 <suprubberduck> at nite
24:00 <simba> what
24:00 <suprubberduck> bro
24:00 <simba> the plot of breaking bad is breaking beakers on purpose?
24:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <Saemon> oh wait lol 
25:00 <simba> i havent seen it but im pretty sure thats not right
25:00 <Saemon> i misread what u said
25:00 <Saemon> mah bad
25:00 <suprubberduck> ill get u like, um
25:00 <simba> GOOD 1
25:00 <suprubberduck> fk open
25:00 <Saemon> im man enough to admit when im mistaken
25:00 <Saemon> all good.
25:00 <simba> r u mad enough 2 admit the panadol thing
25:00 <Saemon> no need to focus on this anymore move on
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I actually believe that Saemon
25:00 <simba> no its ok ill let it go
25:00 <Skirmish> xm: I tell my son at least once a day that his decisions are his and he owns them. If he had them on him and wanted to blame other people I would blame him for allowing himself to be in that position. 
25:00 <Skirmish> There is ALWAYS a choice. 
25:00 <xm> i agree
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: you don't have to convince us
26:00 <Saemon> believe what Dark^Sarcasm?
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> we know there's always a choice, they're just harder to make when you're younger and under peer pressure
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: that you can admit your mistakes
26:00 <Loof> i started smoking at 9
26:00 <xm> the blame culture is such a cop out
26:00 <Loof> cigs
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> xm: tell us more
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> tell us all about nature vs nurture
27:00 <simba> Loof thats fucking insane
27:00 <Skirmish> World would be a better place if people just accepted responsibility for their own actions.
27:00 <simba> imagine having a brand at ten years old lol
27:00 <suprubberduck> Saemon
27:00 <suprubberduck> I dont own the intellectual property to say this
27:00 <suprubberduck> but
27:00 <Saemon> true, kids these days need to get real
27:00 <suprubberduck> CHUG MY COCK
27:00 <Saemon> and harden up
28:00 <Saemon> too much excuses and blame on other things
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> lol Saemon
28:00 <Saemon> the kid who never sits down has ADHD, the kid whos quiet has some disorder,the kid who is clever/creative has autism...
28:00 <Saemon> oh he steals
28:00 <Skirmish> Some kids shoots up a school. "OH IT'S THE COMPUTER GAMES AND THE RAP MUSIC!". 
28:00 <Saemon> its playstations fault
28:00 <Saemon> its his parents fault
28:00 <Saemon> its society's fault
28:00 <simba> its Call of Dutys fault
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> BINGO!
28:00 <xm> blaming other people will just mean you'll never progress in life. it's a feedback cycle
28:00 <Saemon> its jesus's fault
28:00 <Saemon> ffs
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> [03:27] <Saemon> its his parents fault
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> [03:27] <Saemon> its society's fault
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> correct
29:00 <simba> its super mario worlds fault for being so impossible at w7 l5
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> ikr
29:00 <Saemon> true
29:00 <Saemon> but like
29:00 <Saemon> back in the old days
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> don't "but like" me Saemon
29:00 <Saemon> kids had to grow up fast
29:00 <Skirmish> It's Mario Karts fault I throw banana peels out the window.
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I was in the old days
29:00 <xm> anyway if you think about it it really were another person's fault couldn't those people blame other people and so on ad infinitum?
29:00 <Saemon> they went off to war
29:00 <Saemon> and came back men
29:00 <Saemon> WW!
29:00 <Saemon> WW1
29:00 <Saemon> WW2
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: no they didn't
29:00 <Saemon> we need that sort of discipline back
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> please don't talk about shit you know nothing about
30:00 <Saemon> kids needs days run amok, steal cars and the courts slaps them on the wrist with a warning
30:00 <simba> dont butt fuck me Saemon
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: so who's fault is it?
30:00 <simba> i know a guy that has a strange obsession with breaking into cars and setting them on fire hes in jail atm
30:00 <simba> and i have his old jail tv
30:00 <Saemon> the system Dark^Sarcasm
31:00 <Saemon> the punishment is way too lenient
31:00 <Skirmish> We need to see a return to the age of "Talk shit, get hit". 
31:00 <Saemon> and the lil shits know this
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: so a 6yr old steals a car.. what do you do with him Saemon?
31:00 <Skirmish> The internet has bred the troll, and he thrives in the anonymous environment. 
31:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm if its first time, then warn him, warn his parents
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> since the law is too soft....
32:00 <Saemon> but if he's a repeat offender
32:00 <Saemon> and his parents prove that they dont give a shit
32:00 <Skirmish> I am a firm believer of making parents pay for their kids damages. 
32:00 <Saemon> then send him off to juvie
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: so who's fault is it when a 7yr old gets done for stealing cars AGAIN????
32:00 <Saemon> i dunno, his? 
32:00 <Loof> agreed Skirmish people should be jailed for bad parenting
32:00 <Skirmish> Dark^Sarcasm: The parents fault for not knowing where their 7yo kid is. 
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> do you think that it might have somthing to do with his/her's parents and the social structure of their current society?
33:00 <Saemon> then true, punish the parents too
33:00 <Saemon> fine them
33:00 <simba> Darth Walnut
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: you haven't thought this through
33:00 <Saemon> $10,000 if their 6 and 7 yr old is out at dark stealing cars
33:00 <Saemon> that outta give them some wake up calls
33:00 <Serenity> love how Saemon is always an expert
33:00 <Saemon> make them pay more attention on where their kids are and what they get up too
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: what if the parents work 3 jobs each to support the kid, and that's why they're not there to look after him?
33:00 <Skirmish> Howard introduced the baby bonus and as a result we've seen an explosion of unwanted pay checks with lives in our communities. 
34:00 <simba> I watched AKIRA last night any body seen that shit
34:00 <simba> its fucken ridic
34:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm then a govt ran care centre or boarding school type of thing
34:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: 20 years later
34:00 <Saemon> should be implemented
34:00 <simba> yea im young ok
34:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: 1st and best anime movie ever made :)
34:00 <Saemon> to take care of the kids 
34:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Nobody is building Concentration Camps you nazi. 
34:00 <dickhead> hey
35:00 <Serenity> wow
35:00 <Loof> Dark^Sarcasm, check out ninja scrolls
35:00 <simba> i liked the ending where the giant blob consumed mankind 
35:00 <dickhead> oh fuck the store man is still on
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: how do you implement these "look after your kids or pay $10,000 fine" rules?
35:00 <simba> mentalsons back!!!
35:00 <simba> hide ur daughters!!!
35:00 <dickhead> i just farted
35:00 <Skirmish> dickhead: The ship just left the wharf!  It's a slow movie.
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Loof: check out Samurai Champloo :)
35:00 <Loof> yeah i love that Dark^Sarcasm 
36:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm same as how traffic fines, tax return payments etc are implemented 
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I've even seen oh my goddess
36:00 <Saemon> system is already in existence
36:00 <dickhead> Skirmish reminds me of this whining crying girl next door
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and the other girly one.. ch...chhsomthing
36:00 <dickhead> because hes always crying like a girl
36:00 <dickhead> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
36:00 <Skirmish> dickhead: You remind me of housing commission people. 
36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: keep feeding the dickhead, I'm sure he'll come on you sooner or later
37:00 <Saemon> your kid gets caught stealing a car
37:00 <Saemon> he gets taken to police station
37:00 <simba> You wouldn't steal a car
37:00 <dickhead> housing comission people > silly whining bitch
37:00 <Saemon> gets ID'd
37:00 <dickhead> i win
37:00 <Saemon> goes to court
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you wouldn't steal a stereo!!!!
37:00 <Saemon> parents hit with the fine
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> BUT YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A MOVIE!!!!
37:00 <Saemon> boom n boom.
37:00 <Saemon> done.
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ty ty
37:00 <Skirmish> So how is your 5 star $800 a night hotel room going? 
37:00 <simba> i dont really steal movies i download them off people that have bought and uploaded them
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> not bad Skirmish
37:00 <dickhead> good
37:00 <simba> is that really stealing or is that sharing
38:00 <Serenity> so we can blame your mother for you being an insufferable twat Saemon?
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> oh
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> nm
38:00 <Skirmish> I bet if I was in a hotel room like that I would certainly have to log into irc. 
38:00 <dickhead> just having a nightcap now of $200/glass wine
38:00 <Saemon> maybe if i was still a kid Serenity
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: No, Saemon says it's his fault for being a twat
38:00 <Saemon> but once the child becomes adult
38:00 <Saemon> its his/her own fault
38:00 <Skirmish> lol dickhead reminds me a lot of mandyjane. Desperately trying to be cool ... missing the mark completely. 
39:00 <Saemon> wait what
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: have you looked into this? neurological impulses, social adaptations, anything of this kind?
39:00 <Saemon> no what is that
39:00 <simba> dickhead reminds me of this guy mainly beacuse it is him http://justpaste.it/files/justpaste/1zmfpeb.jpg
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: when making an argument, you have to look at both sides and decide which one makes more sense...
40:00 <Serenity> the brain isnt fully matured until 25. so where does the line stop
40:00 <Saemon> i dont need to, it doesnt need to be that complex
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> in this case, you can't distinguish between nature and nurture
40:00 <Saemon> i just rely on good ol common sense
40:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img40/379/z58b.png
40:00 <simba> oops
40:00 <Saemon> old fashoined way
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hence your arguement is invalid and you should read up on the topic before making any futher statements
40:00 <Serenity> common sense is knowing about those things
40:00 <Skirmish> ROFL simba.
40:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm no im not writing a PHD
41:00 <dickhead> diarrhoea is always a moodchanger in the beedroom
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: I like your random 25yr old fact, there's no back up for it
41:00 <Serenity> theres plenty
41:00 <Skirmish> ah it's gambler. He's got a long history of talking up a life he doesn't live on irc. 
41:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: if you're going to argue your point against mine, I suggest you read up on your facts so you don't look foolish
41:00 <dickhead> i have diarrhoea
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and Serenity: I've looked into this as well, 25yrs bs story
42:00 <Skirmish> Poor hygiene. 
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> (I do like to read scientific articles)
42:00 <Saemon> ^ lol
42:00 <Saemon> -o-o-
43:00 <dickhead> diarrhoea is always a moodchanger in the beedroom
43:00 <Serenity> i want to discuss it further but im gonna have to be honest n say i cant
43:00 <simba> where wh wh where wh wh where is wally where is wally where where
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> boring as fuck most of the time, but very very interesting on rare occasions
43:00 <Serenity> because i drank too much punch
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: I'm on my 13th beer
43:00 <Saemon> lol or is it that u just dont know as much as him Serenity
43:00 <Saemon> so u cant beat him
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: if I may relax my logical mind for a second...
44:00 <Serenity> theres a good chance i dont. that doesnt mean i wouldnt discuss it im not a moron like you
44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: I see it as this... by the time you're 5 or 6 years old, you are who you are
44:00 <simba> i like my girls like i like my burgers.. FAT, GREASY AND BEGGING 2 BE EATEN
45:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/b316c154cee8ff37b1ad487cef9695b1/tumblr_n32ji3psTE1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: and it takes a hell of a lot of effort to change someone dramatically after that age, and rarely with positive results
46:00 <Serenity> yeahhh im not really following this convo..
46:00 <dickhead> d i a r r h o e a
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> /ignore dickhead
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> one day...
47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'll meet someone who will challenge my views logically
47:00 <Saemon> ugh all those pies i ate tonight, its giving me burps a sickly greasy taste :S
47:00 <simba> drink a lot of water m8
47:00 <Saemon> my*
47:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm cheese stick
47:00 <dickhead> simba is a loser
47:00 <Saemon> yeah 
47:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind dickhead calling people a loser. 
47:00 <Saemon> sometimes plain water is too boring for me
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://weheartit.com/entry/33116278
48:00 <Skirmish> At least he's got a life of experience being a loser. 
48:00 <Saemon> i like to spice it up with some cordial
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: that link is for you
48:00 <Saemon> just a hint to the taste is there
49:00 <simba> buy that bickfords iced tea then
49:00 <simba> i fucking hate room temperature water tho
49:00 <Saemon> Dark^Sarcasm i dont get it
49:00 <simba> can only drink it when its cold
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> simba: you're good
49:00 <Loof> i drink like 6 litres a day
49:00 <Saemon> why is that old man face all shocked
49:00 <simba> ur good
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon....
49:00 <Saemon> when he asked about the nickel?
49:00 <Saemon> wats a nickel?
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> 4005/5 = ?
50:00 <Loof> a lot of headjobs
50:00 <Saemon> whats that?
50:00 <Saemon> 4005 divided by 5?
50:00 <simba> nickels in america are 5 cents i think
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> poor lil' Saemon
51:00 <simba> i have a strange desire to play ZELDA
51:00 <Loof> nothing strange about that imo
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm proud to admit.. I've never plaid zelda
51:00 <Loof> zelda is awesome
51:00 <simba> wtf
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> wtf?
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> plaid?
51:00 <simba> plaid to admit
51:00 <Skirmish> I've got a strong desire to eat pizza
51:00 <Serenity> why would you be proud of that
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> geez....
51:00 <Serenity> thats an abomination
52:00 <Saemon> i thought zelda was a chick with his blonde hair
52:00 <Saemon> but turns out its a guy
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> put me in the german grammar nazi camp
52:00 <Saemon> ive never played it either
52:00 <Serenity> .
52:00 <Serenity> the character is link you idiot
52:00 <simba> yes zelda is the green elf u control ///
52:00 <Saemon> huh?
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it's a girl with a sword
52:00 <Serenity> NO ITS NOT
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> she's pretty cute too
52:00 <Serenity> zelda is the princess
52:00 <Serenity> link is the green guy
52:00 <Skirmish> I know what it is ... never played it though. 
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Zelda is a girl's name
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> everyone knows that
53:00 <Serenity> zelda is a girl.
53:00 <Loof> on nes or n64 simba?
53:00 <simba> robin williams named his daughter zelda
53:00 <Serenity> shes a princess.
53:00 <simba> on 64 prob
53:00 <Loof> cool as
53:00 <Saemon> so that girly blonde lookin dude on the cover, it says the legend of zelda, hes name is not zelda?
53:00 <Serenity> no
53:00 <Serenity> its link
53:00 <Saemon> wow ic
53:00 <simba> zelda is the princess ij
54:00 <simba> ok
54:00 <Loof> the gamecube vesion looks pretty sweet
54:00 <Loof> version
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so is balthasar
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54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> eeeyyy
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> lmao
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it's been a while
54:00 <Saemon> wth
54:00 <Serenity> wow
54:00 <Serenity> that failed hard
54:00 <simba> owned by google
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> spamwhore!!!!
54:00 <Serenity> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100411222946/zelda/images/e/e9/Princess_Zelda_(Oracle_of_Ages_and_Oracle_of_Seasons).png
54:00 <Serenity> that is zelda.
54:00 <simba> Loof that 1 is good i barely got thru that, there are still multiple zelda games i will one day play thru
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity is a filthy DoS whore!
55:00 <Serenity> shut up
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sorry
55:00 <Saemon> they shouldnt make the game covers so confusing
55:00 <Serenity> its not confusing at all
55:00 <Loof> u have a gamecube simba?
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you're sweet and nice and everything spice, or something
55:00 <Saemon> why put a pic of him there if he's not zelda
55:00 <simba> yea i still play gc 
55:00 <Loof> awesome
56:00 <dematrrrrrrrr> niggers
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity, can you please take care of this one
56:00 <Saemon> its like, having a DVD cover of a mike tyson biopic
56:00 <Saemon> but with a picture of tom hanks on it
56:00 <BlackDevil> i should zline Serenity for flooding
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> BlackDevil: she's too 1337 for that
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> she'll just reconnect using her neighbours wifi
56:00 <Serenity> why are you talking like its 1999
56:00 <BlackDevil> but everyone say bye to simba
56:00 <Serenity> why for
57:00 <BlackDevil> thats why
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity: because flooding the chan is 1999 :)
57:00 <Serenity> what did simba do
57:00 <Saemon> LOL
57:00 <Serenity> it wasnt on purpose you idiot
57:00 <Saemon> wth howcome he's z-lined?
57:00 <BlackDevil> personal info
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> now now :) we know that, but we can still use it against you
57:00 <Serenity> oh
57:00 <Serenity> i didnt see that bd
57:00 <Skirmish> dickhead is still online. Sooking obviously. 
57:00 <Serenity> keen eye
57:00 <Saemon> `seen simba
57:00 <prowl> Saemon, simba ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 45 seconds ago (29.03. 02:56) stating "Z-Lined" after spending 5 hours 27 minutes there.
57:00 <Serenity> OH
57:00 <Serenity> the pic
58:00 <Serenity> im going to bed its too late
58:00 <Serenity> night
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I saw nothing
58:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: to be fair ... I don't think certain people who continue to log in just to cause grief should enjoy the protection of the rules. 
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> say goodnight to Serenity, she's tired after her DoS attack
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: to be fair... I don't think most people deserve to live
59:00 <Skirmish> How can you log on, call everyone faggots and cry foul when someone attacks you back? 
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and I think everyone should listen to me, because I'm just so that much smarter
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> 'n stuff
59:00 <dematrrrrrrrr> wb simbah
00:00 <dematrrrrrrrr> gghf simbah
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I feel like I'm at work
01:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> the hours just fly by
01:00 <Skirmish> 1 hour until I can head home :D 
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dare we ask where you are?
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm not admin, so I can ask Sponge for his password
03:00 <Skirmish> dickhead is flooding me. Where's the z-line for him BlackDevil?
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> since "admin will never ask you for your password" :)
04:00 <Saemon> rofl
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Skirmish: Longie's your man
04:00 <Saemon> he's trying soo hard to get back
04:00 <Loof> Longie is longie gone
04:00 <dematerialised> longie is here only in spirit
04:00 <dematerialised> he left us long ago
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Longie is always here
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and unique`
05:00 <PandasDOntDrive> cool
06:00 <PandasDOntDrive> shit got magic..
06:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hmm, it's been a while.. but... //timer1 0 1 /msg #melbourne hello
06:00 <Loof> replaced my weed addiction with coffee addiction fml
07:00 <dematerialised> it's a start
07:00 <PandasDOntDrive> yo
07:00 <PandasDOntDrive> YO
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> bloody high Panda
07:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> on your knees Panda!!!
07:00 <PandasDOntDrive> did Saemon ever get dem cyberpunk robotikz so he can walk and talk and not piss in dem jarz?
08:00 <Loof> anyone seen Lawless?
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> PandasDOntDrive: aren't you like... 50 by now?
08:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> don't pick on little kids
11:00 <Loof> cant even jerk off for 5 days, stupid IVF
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ?
12:00 <simba> BlackDevil learn 2 op IMHO
12:00 <Loof> ivf = test tube babies
12:00 <simba> kthx
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm well aware of what it stands for
12:00 <BlackDevil> k thanks bye
12:00 <Loof> k
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm just surprised you have a vagina
13:00 <Loof> funny
13:00 <Loof> now ur abusing
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> no
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> just saying what I think
13:00 <Loof> saying i'm a bitch?
14:00 <PandasDOntDrive> TOTAL AMMOUNT OF SHIT MAN
14:00 <PandasDOntDrive> IF ONLY Saemon KNEW WHAT PUSSY FELT LIKE
14:00 <PandasDOntDrive> HE'D HAVE A PUSSY RUG
14:00 <PandasDOntDrive> not the one he combs for his mum..
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I was implying that I thought you were a guy due to your anime knowledge
15:00 <Loof> i am a guy
15:00 <dematerialised> chicks cant like anime?
15:00 <Loof> cant even jerk off for 5 days, stupid IVF
15:00 <Loof> chicks jerk off?
15:00 <BlackDevil> yes
15:00 <BlackDevil> ive seen videos
15:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> wtf are you on about Loof?
15:00 <Loof> nvm
16:00 <Loof> this place is fucked
16:00 <dematerialised> ah poor loof
16:00 <dematerialised> crashing back to reality
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dematerialised: chicks can like anime
16:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but then they have to like getting raped by creepy IRC guys
16:00 <dematerialised> why?
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I guess that wasn't funny
17:00 <dematerialised> It's really not :(
17:00 <dematerialised> People can like whatever they like, shouldn't be treated any differently because they have tits.
17:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> anime is made by either creepy asian guys, or weird feminists
17:00 <dematerialised> But I spose some people haven't developed mentally enough to realise that.
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and don't get all high and mighty on me
18:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you're not much more elightentened than the rest of us little people, just because of your drug intake
18:00 <dematerialised> I don't do any drug except caffeine friend.
19:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hindu?
19:00 <dematerialised> no
19:00 <BlackDevil> i do weed
19:00 <dematerialised> just not someone who needs to put that shit in their body
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you sound like someone who's taken too much of "that shit" into their body
20:00 <dematerialised> *shrug*
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and now are so much better than everyone :)
20:00 <dematerialised> Not at all.
21:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> just undeveloped then?
21:00 <dematerialised> in what respect?
21:00 <dematerialised> Don't take the easy out.
22:00 <dematerialised> Elaborate.
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> it was a question
22:00 <dematerialised> and i returned with another question
22:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and I'm going to have to backpeddle
22:00 <dematerialised> seeing I don't feel I am "undeveloped"
22:00 <dematerialised> i want to know why you would think that
23:00 <dematerialised> and in what aspect I might be so
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I was hoping you would answer that :)
23:00 <dematerialised> Can't help you there buddy.
23:00 <dematerialised> Maybe my fitness?
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good
23:00 <dematerialised> I am fat.
23:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> (not that you're fat, good that you can't help me)
23:00 <Saemon> BlackDevil simba is back on austnet again he's online
23:00 <Saemon> ban evading
24:00 <Saemon> he's just not joining melbourne atm
24:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: I'll teach you a little trick I learned a while ago
24:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: when I get people like that,
24:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I just type:
24:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> /ignore simba
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dematerialised: I like that you didn't bite
25:00 <Saemon> i dont wish to ignore him
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: i wish you would stop talking about him
25:00 <Saemon> i just wanted to imform BlackDevil that he is ban evading
25:00 <dematerialised> I've seen many trolls in my time Dark^Sarcasm, and being one myself, it's hard to get me :)
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> in fact.. I think I know how to solve that problem as well..
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> /ignore Saemon
26:00 <Saemon> whats got your knickers in a twist all of a suddon Dark^Sarcasm?
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> dematerialised: that's a given
26:00 <Saemon> you're bff's with simba?
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but still impressive
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> though my point stands
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you forgot how to feel
26:00 <dematerialised> I feel when necessary.
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Saemon: there's no black or white
27:00 <dematerialised> IRC isn't necessary :)
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> this is my first time back in about a year
27:00 <dematerialised> get bored like I did?
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> g/f is at a lesbian festival for the weekend
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so I'm here by my lonesome
28:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> furrymuff
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I haven't done this for a while...
28:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> but
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I am going to assume you are male
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> 24ish
29:00 <dematerialised> I'm anything you want me to be.
29:00 <dematerialised> Wrong on the age ;)
29:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> damn, in that case, you're too old to read
29:00 <dematerialised> haha
30:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> interesting
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> probably a good thing
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> actually...
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> if you're still here
31:00 <dematerialised> I am.
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I keep wondering if other people try to connect whatever we know about quantum physics with philosophy
32:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> are you one of those?
32:00 <dematerialised> no
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> interested in philosophy?
33:00 <dematerialised> not at all
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> quantum anything?
33:00 <dematerialised> nope
33:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> cosmos?
34:00 <dematerialised> as in space, the universe and planetary objects?
34:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> correct
34:00 <dematerialised> space is cool
34:00 <dematerialised> the study of it even moreso
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> which part?
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so fridget
37:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> nm
37:00 <dematerialised> all of it
37:00 <dematerialised> especially discoveries of objects
37:00 <dematerialised> and the relative size of things
38:00 <dematerialised> also the theory of the size of particles
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> have you read "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy"?
38:00 <dematerialised> and how small they get
38:00 <dematerialised> of course i have
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I keep quoting "universe is big...
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> really big
38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> unbelievable, unimaginably big"
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> how can you not connect that to quantum physics though?
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> [04:37] <dematerialised> and how small they get <- that
40:00 <dematerialised> because it's not a hobby of mine
40:00 <dematerialised> i have ideas and theories
40:00 <dematerialised> but i don't study it
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> can I hear some?
40:00 <dematerialised> not really, it's too late in the evening
40:00 <dematerialised> the short version is that when you increase the relative scale of things
41:00 <dematerialised> for example the size of quarks and strings (if they have mass, then their "size" should be measurable)
41:00 <dematerialised> if a quark was 100 on a scale from 0, what's less than a 100
41:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
41:00 <dematerialised> either matter and particles have infinite size, or the "smallest thing" has yet to be discovered
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hmmm
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> what about just energy?
42:00 <dematerialised> energy has mass
42:00 <dematerialised> and thus size
42:00 <dematerialised> (i think)
42:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> depends on the dimension
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I like it, you're completely opposite
43:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> unless you're back down to basics
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> btw, energy/mass/size - singularity
45:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I call that funny maths
46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> another question if you're here
47:00 <dematerialised> sure
48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> [03:56] [dematrrrrrrrr $ENCBASE46(==TE9MIEKGQU0GVEVIIEHBWFHJTKCGWU9V)]
48:00 <dematerialised> :D
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :)
49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> any luck?
49:00 <dematerialised> with?
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I haven't programmed anything for years
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so whatever it is, any luck?
50:00 <dematerialised> it's a base64 encoded string
50:00 <dematerialised> with some fudged characters
50:00 <dematerialised> i got bored
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> yeah, but with all that pinging and /whoising
51:00 <dematerialised> ^
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you should be able to at least D/C me
51:00 <dematerialised> Why would I want to?
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> //say $server
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> aura.vic.au.austnet.org
52:00 <dematerialised> simbahhhhhhh
54:00 <simba> wb
54:00 <dematerialised> wb wb
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> were you a goth back in the days?
55:00 <dematerialised> me or simbah-san?
55:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you
55:00 <dematerialised> lmao
55:00 <dematerialised> fuck no
56:00 <simba> i was a gay hardcore kid
56:00 <simba> not old enough 2 be a goth
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> sorry, just thought you might be someone I knew from a while back
56:00 <dematerialised> sorry to disappoint
57:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> are you any good?
58:00 <dematerialised> I think I am chaotic neutral.
58:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I didn't like the networking subject at uni
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I had a boring german lecturer
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> the only subject I ever fell asleep at was software engineering
59:00 <dematerialised> Never been to uni.
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> was never a big fan of Java
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> or PHP
59:00 <dematerialised> java is shit
59:00 <dematerialised> php is lovely
59:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :)
00:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> thought you'd like it
00:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDp6xmv7bdM this owns trust me
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Volley Goals Ever (Mar 27, 2014) 12:48 - Category: Sports - 27,021 views - 1,662 likes (99.3%), 11 dislikes (0.7%)
00:00 <simba> oops wrong link entirely
00:00 <simba> i dont even care!!!!!!!!
00:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:00 <simba> that 1 is good 2
02:00 <Excessive> http://www.musclecarszone.com/full-size-hot-rod-lego-car-engine-made-from-lego-that-runs-on-air/
02:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I feel like I've missed out on the hacking
03:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I went the ASM cracking way
04:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and gave up just as I was about to get to the fun part :/
09:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> :)
39:00 <simba> u
25:00 <Jeep> got a poo rash
47:00 <PandasDOntDrive> WHEN I DIE I WANNA GO TO FUCKEN HELL
47:00 <PandasDOntDrive> CAUSE IMA PIECE OF SHIT IT AINT HARD TO FUCKEN TELL
48:00 <PandasDOntDrive> WHAT BIGGIE FORGOT
48:00 <PandasDOntDrive> WAS HE WAS A BIG FAT SHIT
48:00 <PandasDOntDrive> BE LIKE WHEN I DIE I HOPE THEY DONT WEIGH MY FAT ASS BEFORE I GO TO HELL!
48:00 <PandasDOntDrive> aahahahahahaahahaha
43:00 <simba> hey pizza babe
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont disturb me im making lots of meth and i dont wanna blow up
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Where can i offload 8kg
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck gotta offload this shit out of me first toilet      time
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Ps. Im awesome
51:00 <simba> whether its 7am or 7pm... piets always looking 4 attention
53:00 <PietSAbabe> dont be jealous , its ok to be you
56:00 <simba> 4:1)
56:00 <PandasDOntDrive> i was all
56:00 <PandasDOntDrive> dude
57:00 <PandasDOntDrive> The Wolfman movie simba
57:00 <PandasDOntDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDOntDrive> i have it so loud im surprised nobody called cops 
57:00 <PandasDOntDrive> oi PietSAbabe
58:00 <PandasDOntDrive> THANKS FOR NOTHING
58:00 <PandasDOntDrive> i mean i got the xbox live
58:00 <PandasDOntDrive> but you sure took your time to not bother fucking helping when you said you would
58:00 <PandasDOntDrive>  dot dot dot and the junkie
02:00 <simba> strange morning!!
03:00 <simba> lol sif rely on PietSaMethHead for anything
05:00 <PandasDOntDrive> rofl
05:00 <PandasDOntDrive> ino right
06:00 <PandasDOntDrive> least i got the 3 month extra month fifa
06:00 <PandasDOntDrive> XD
07:00 <PandasDOntDrive> im like
08:00 <PandasDOntDrive> reading over this poem again
08:00 <PandasDOntDrive> it's famous as fk but it's brilliant
08:00 <PandasDOntDrive> and really long
09:00 <PandasDOntDrive> need inspiration cause the shit i wrote for this comic b shit I hate, went way over 15 pages
09:00 <PandasDOntDrive> OI PietSAbabe
10:00 <PandasDOntDrive> UR NOT A BABE
10:00 <PandasDOntDrive> UR A DOG FAGGOT
10:00 <PandasDOntDrive> I WOULD HAVE KEPT TO MY WORD
10:00 <PandasDOntDrive> being me.
10:00 <PandasDOntDrive> should meet mary jane mang u both prob junk tha funk up the holes in your arse
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Why you crying
14:00 <simba> PietSAbabe why did u lie about hooking him up
14:00 <simba> u dont even own an xbox anymore
14:00 <simba> u sold it 4 drugz 
14:00 <simba> like ur two TVs on gumtree
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Some of us have lives abnd dont have time to fuuck with an xbox and im not gonna unpack everything just for a small fucking card
14:00 <simba> no point lying we all saw the links man
14:00 <simba> another lie
14:00 <PietSAbabe> Now grow up , if ya dont know now to be patient ya musta been a bitch of a kid growing up
14:00 <simba> why lie to a chatroom about how good u are man
15:00 <simba> just be honest to us, be honest to urself man
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Lame :/
15:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbs crying over xbox live
15:00 <simba> u said u would hook him up with that "small fucking card"
16:00 <simba> you dont even have one though
16:00 <simba> you were just trying to seem like top shit
16:00 <simba> over an xbox live card
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Top shit over an xbox card
16:00 <simba> lmao
16:00 <PietSAbabe> I suggest you raise your standards
16:00 <simba> god youre worthless dude
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Freekin stupid kids
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Time to get back to 'reality'
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Enjoy cybering
16:00 <PietSAbabe> *gone*
17:00 <simba> owned 
49:00 <PandasDOntDrive> rofl
49:00 <PandasDOntDrive> simba
50:00 <PandasDOntDrive> pm got a question it's 4th may
50:00 <PandasDOntDrive> pm me bro
50:00 <PandasDOntDrive> PIETER U WACKED INNA NEEDLE INNAT HOLE IN THAT DICK YET???
20:00 <PandasDOntDrive> simba
22:00 <shadsam> simbas a fat lil abbo
28:00 <Fez> Hi
35:00 <PandasDOntDrive> oi
35:00 <PandasDOntDrive> i was tryina get laid this pieter dude
35:00 <PandasDOntDrive> ciz uno
35:00 <PandasDOntDrive> so if ur tryin
35:00 <PandasDOntDrive> dont work :(
40:00 <Fez> Is peiter gay?
48:00 <PandasDOntDrive> nah
48:00 <PandasDOntDrive> just a junkey fk head
56:00 <mrdanger> yup
57:00 <Fez> Hi
58:00 <mrdanger> hi
58:00 <Fez> Sup?
58:00 <mrdanger> not a great dea, you?
58:00 <mrdanger> deal
59:00 <Nikky`> mrdanger :o)
59:00 <mrdanger> hi nikky :)
59:00 <mrdanger> how are you?
59:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, you?
59:00 <PietSAbabe> I LOVE YOU MMRDANGER
59:00 <PietSAbabe> With a stutter
59:00 <mrdanger> im ok, just woke up
00:00 <Nikky`> good sleep in, I guess
00:00 <mrdanger> longest ive slept in for years
01:00 <mrdanger> hows life nikky?
02:00 <Nikky`> Life is same same nothing exciting happening with me
02:00 <PietSAbabe> hahaha chan 7
02:00 <Nikky`> Still with Holden?
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Larry emdur doing a bad grampa
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Grandpa
03:00 <mrdanger> yup
03:00 <Nikky`> Cool
03:00 <mrdanger> changed positions recently, new job is brutal
04:00 <Nikky`> What is the new job?
04:00 <mrdanger> export administrator
04:00 <mrdanger> its alright, just long hours
05:00 <Nikky`> eww hate long hours
05:00 <Nikky`> tho most of mine is travelling time :/
05:00 <mrdanger> yeah you're crazy lol
06:00 <mrdanger> i get annoyed enough at my 40 minute trip
08:00 <Nikky`> yeah, I am amazed i'm still doing it 8 years in
08:00 <mrdanger> lol
08:00 <mrdanger> why dont you move?
11:00 <Nikky`> Move closer to traffic, smog, too many ppl? are you nuts
11:00 <mrdanger> you still have to deal with the traffic smog and people every day?
13:00 <PietSAbabe> I am the most beautiful man in the cosmos
13:00 <Nikky`> Only working hours
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Including the blacçoles
16:00 <yehmate> yeh, mate
21:00 <Fez> Hi
21:00 <Lumeah> hi fex
21:00 <Fez> Nice spelling ;)
21:00 <Lumeah> fezzzz
22:00 <Lumeah> happy?
22:00 <Fez> Was gunna be pj's but yaknooow
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <Fez> Still wrong
22:00 <Fez> Fez
22:00 <Fez> 1 z
22:00 <Lumeah> :P-
22:00 <Fez> ;)
22:00 <Lumeah> stick it
22:00 <Fez> Oi
22:00 <Lumeah> oi back lol
23:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> like glue?
23:00 <Fez> Its a kick me sign
23:00 <PandasDOntDrive> ffs
23:00 <PandasDOntDrive> muthafuckin
23:00 <PandasDOntDrive> i want mybelonginiass back
23:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy
23:00 <PandasDOntDrive> bitch is all being a cunt
23:00 <PandasDOntDrive> hey lume
23:00 <Fez> Im on a quest
24:00 <PandasDOntDrive> doin it to fuck me off hey!
24:00 <Lumeah> what you want back?
24:00 <PandasDOntDrive> 3 things of mine
24:00 <Fez> Ptide?
24:00 <PandasDOntDrive> its not like we fucked we were just best mates for yrs
24:00 <Fez> Time?
24:00 <Lumeah>  are?
24:00 <PandasDOntDrive> were
24:00 <Lumeah> who?
24:00 <Fez> Hanson cd's
26:00 <Fez> Hi demon
26:00 <Fez> U got pandas hanson cd's
26:00 <Fez> ?
26:00 <DemonsRun> No.
27:00 <Fez> Good
27:00 <Fez> He is upset u see
28:00 <DemonsRun> Oh piss off.
28:00 <Fez> Oh
28:00 <Fez> Im just having fun with u
28:00 <Fez> Jesus
29:00 <Fez> Hi
30:00 <Fez> U know its serious when theres a full stop at the end of a sentence.
30:00 <Lumeah> how do you now its serious when there is a full stop. . . . . .
30:00 <Lumeah> .....
30:00 <Lumeah> ......
31:00 <Fez> Just do.
31:00 <Bonny> ......................................................
31:00 <Fez> Im serious about that
31:00 <Fez> Hi bonny
31:00 <Bonny> hello
31:00 <Fez> Welcome to irc
31:00 <Lumeah> hi Bonny
31:00 <Bonny> ................................................................................
31:00 <Bonny> yo
31:00 <Lumeah> ..........................................................................................................
31:00 <Fez> .
31:00 <Fez> ..
31:00 <Bonny> ..................................................................................................................................................................
31:00 <Fez> ...
31:00 <Fez> ....
32:00 <Bonny> brb
32:00 <Fez> ..................................!!!!!
32:00 <yehmate> yeh, mate
34:00 <Fez> No darlin
35:00 <Fez> No.
36:00 <Fez> See the fullstop means its serious
36:00 <Lumeah> hey yehmate.
36:00 <Fez> Ladyluck knows
36:00 <Lumeah> :P 
36:00 <Fez> So does lumeah
36:00 <Lumeah> see full stop.. :P 
37:00 <Fez> 2!
37:00 <Lumeah> ...
37:00 <Lumeah> ?
37:00 <Fez> 3!
37:00 <Fez> Keep goin
37:00 <Fez> Miss serious
37:00 <Fez> Heh
38:00 <Lumeah> oh my god you can count!! 
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> ;)
38:00 <Fez> U into guys that can count?
38:00 <mrdanger> 1 2 3 5 6 3 4 7 9
38:00 <mrdanger> woo
39:00 <Lumeah> your fotgot 10
39:00 <Lumeah> forgot*
39:00 <mrdanger> it also wasnt in order lol
39:00 <Fez> What about zeto
39:00 <Fez> Zero
40:00 <Fez> And 2 3‘s
40:00 <mrdanger> yup
42:00 <Fez> Agreed
43:00 <Lumeah> hey piety 
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Hey baibee:)
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Fennec fox asking if i put out
45:00 <Fez> Do u?
45:00 <Bonny> I put out the rubbish once a week
46:00 <Fez> Hot bonny.. hot
46:00 <Bonny> yah
46:00 <Fez> In curlers?
46:00 <Bonny> huh?
46:00 <Fez> ....
46:00 <Fez> For ya hair
46:00 <Fez> Nm
47:00 <Bonny> my hair is too short for that kinda shit
47:00 <Fez> Oh
48:00 <Fez> Still hot
49:00 <mrdanger> lol
49:00 <mrdanger> i enter a battle of will each week with my housemate about putting out the bins
50:00 <mrdanger> usually we both win/lose and miss it
50:00 <PietSAbabe> thank fuck for rubbish chutes
50:00 <PietSAbabe> But fuck tthe roaches that crawl up it
50:00 <Fez> Bins are like hookers
51:00 <Fez> I want beer
51:00 <mrdanger> you should see somebody about that
51:00 <Bonny> too early for beer
52:00 <mrdanger> never too early
52:00 <Fez> Public bars are open in 10 mins
52:00 <Fez> So yea too early
52:00 <mrdanger> bottle shops are open
52:00 <Fez> Only by 10 mins though
52:00 <Fez> Not here
52:00 <Bonny> too early in perth
52:00 <mrdanger> wheres here?
53:00 <Bonny> perth
53:00 <Fez> Bris
53:00 <mrdanger> really, no bottle shops open in bris?
53:00 <Bonny> bris are 1 hour behind
54:00 <Fez> Not before 10 i think
54:00 <Bonny> while perth is 3 hours behind
54:00 <Fez> Yep
54:00 <Bonny> so it's 7:54am atm
54:00 <mrdanger> i ynderstand timezones
54:00 <mrdanger> lol
54:00 <Bonny> :P
54:00 <Fez> 954 here
55:00 <mrdanger> Opening Hours:
55:00 <mrdanger> Monday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> Tuesday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> Wednesday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> Thursday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> Friday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> Saturday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> Sunday: 09:00 - 21:00
55:00 <mrdanger> liquorland near me
55:00 <Fez> Hmm
55:00 <Bonny> liq her good
55:00 <Fez> Ours open 1hr later and close an he later
56:00 <mrdanger> we must be an alco state
57:00 <Fez> Alco nation
15:00 <mrdanger> im going to a girls 30th tonight 
15:00 <mrdanger> she just updated facebook with "BYO more grog if you know you'll drink more than 2-3 drinks"
16:00 <mrdanger> there are only 40 people coming.. which means she must have like a slab and a few bottles of wine
16:00 <mrdanger> lolol
16:00 <Fez> She should be getting shouted 
17:00 <Fez> Not her shouting people
17:00 <Fez> Slackers
17:00 <mrdanger> pfft
17:00 <mrdanger> clearly you dont know how parties work
18:00 <Fez> Get drunk?
18:00 <mrdanger> another in our group of friends had a 30th last weekend, free beer/wine/spirits, they spent 1500 on booze
18:00 <mrdanger> thats how you put on a party
18:00 <mrdanger> not with a 2 drink limit for guests lolol
18:00 <Fez> Some people dont have that monwy though
19:00 <Fez> Money
19:00 <mrdanger> id say they earn the same
20:00 <Fez> Yea idunno man
20:00 <Fez> Maybe they dont spend/save the same
20:00 <Fez> Canada aye
20:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> back
20:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> hewo
20:00 <Keely> Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii peeps
20:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> where are the hotties?!
20:00 <Fez> Hi keely
20:00 <Fez> Hi q
20:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> daddies back
20:00 <Fez> Your the hottie q
21:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> hai fez, what i missed
21:00 <Keely> You you bum....
21:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> oh thx Fez 
21:00 <Keely> Canafa obvi
21:00 <Keely> :P
21:00 <mrdanger> fez: shes just shit
21:00 <Fez> Lol fair nuff mrdanger
21:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> so fez can get a good look
21:00 <Keely> I missssssssssssssssssssssssssrd you morons!
21:00 <Keely> :)
21:00 <mrdanger> whos keely
22:00 <mrdanger> whats happening
22:00 <mrdanger> im scares
22:00 <mrdanger> d
22:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> Keely, talking about u mrdanger 
22:00 <Keely> Who's keely
22:00 <Keely> lolololololol
22:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> dunno 
22:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> who i keely
22:00 <Fez> `seen keely
22:00 <prowl> Fez, if you can't see keely here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
22:00 <mrdanger> thats what i said
22:00 <Fez> Oh
22:00 <Fez> Thx prowl
23:00 <mrdanger> !seen keely
23:00 <Excessive> mrdanger, keely is right here!
23:00 <mrdanger> bs Excessive
23:00 <Keely> I sooooooooooooo luvviesssssss my friends here
23:00 <mrdanger> smoke another joint
23:00 <Keely> \lol
23:00 <Keely> @ keely
23:00 <Keely> ! keely
23:00 <Keely> (kely
23:00 <Keely> ^keely
23:00 <mrdanger> are you high?
23:00 <Keely> $keely
23:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> Keely? that floosie? lock up ur husbands gurls
23:00 <mrdanger> i hear canada has decent weed
23:00 <Keely> LOL
24:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> lock up ur sons too
24:00 <Keely> Canada has a decent everything:)
24:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> cool, lets build an army and take over
24:00 <Fez> Do people in canada have flip topheads?
25:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> canada got lots of american sailors?
25:00 <Fez> Or is that just rumour?
25:00 <Keely> I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that I come to this chan and people are friendly:))
25:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> i heard canadian chicks are hot
26:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> on par with dutch chicks
26:00 <Loof> i heard abos are not. on par with apes :P
27:00 <mrdanger> but its cold so they wear too many clothes
27:00 <mrdanger> rude loof
27:00 <Keely> OOh please...........canadian chicks win gold medals.....hockey skating.....lets compete....
27:00 <mrdanger> uncalled for
27:00 <Keely> bitch
28:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> if canadian chick is hot, i let her beat me
28:00 <Keely> fuckin bitch
28:00 <Keely> thinks she can compare
28:00 <mrdanger> calm down keely!
28:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> yeh
29:00 <Keely> I
29:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> <--- reserves rude words for desperate moments
29:00 <Keely> Dont really
29:00 <Keely> compare
29:00 <Fez> Hi q
29:00 <Fez> Who u tuning?
29:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> hai fez
29:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> DragonMaster,
30:00 <Keely> mayyyyyyyyyybe
30:00 <Keely> I
30:00 <Keely> Shouldnt
30:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> try to get DragonMaster to flame grilll GoatSimulator for me
30:00 <Keely> come
30:00 <Keely> back
30:00 <Keely> here
30:00 <Keely> anymore
30:00 <Fez> Hell yea
31:00 <Fez> Y keely
31:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> what do goats taste like
31:00 <Keely> YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Fez> Goat
31:00 <Fez> Der
31:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> goats tastes like horse or lamb?
31:00 <Fez> Goat taste like goat
31:00 <Keely> LOL
31:00 <Keely> Donkey
31:00 <Fez> And grass
31:00 <Fez> And your favourite sweater
32:00 <Keely> o
32:00 <Keely>  my
32:00 <Keely> god
32:00 <Keely> i 
32:00 <Keely> never
32:00 <Keely> really
32:00 <Keely> came
32:00 <Keely> here
32:00 <Keely> before
32:00 <Keely> but
32:00 <Keely> I liked it:((((
33:00 <Fez> U licked it
33:00 <Keely> YEAH":(
33:00 <Keely> SHIT:(
34:00 <Fez> Was it salty?
34:00 <Keely> YEAH:(
34:00 <Keely> i JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS::(
34:00 <Keely> I
35:00 <Keely> don't
35:00 <Keely> have to
35:00 <Keely> know
35:00 <Keely> any
35:00 <Keely> of
35:00 <Keely> you
35:00 <Keely> ever
35:00 <Fez> Stop jhitting enter after every word ffs
36:00 <Keely> lol
36:00 <Keely> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
36:00 <Fez> :D
38:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> :o
39:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> gotta watchout for keely
39:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> hai PietSAbabe 
41:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
41:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> If your dog is misbehaving, you might want to spray it with pig pheromones.
42:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> what is ur hotness level today PietSAbabe 
42:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> can i feel ur pulse for some indications
44:00 <PietSAbabe> sure
44:00 <PietSAbabe> Touch away
44:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont mind walter mitty tho
44:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes just on the tv
45:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> cant find it
45:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> keeps looking...
48:00 <PietSAbabe> its cos i od'd
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Or somethin
49:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
49:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> its coz i like to keep stroking and feeling ur wrist PietSAbabe !
50:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod** most women like to stroke somethin else until i have a stroke
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> good morning ladies and gentlement
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> your ego Piet?
50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ltns you perv
51:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> yes Dark^Sarcasm 
51:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> dont dissappoint me 
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm here to dissapoint
51:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> so eat it :)
52:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> ltns away
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I don't remember you, new nick?
53:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> no
53:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> or just new?
53:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> same nick
53:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> been using it for last 2-3yrs
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> why?
54:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> coz
54:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> for me to know
54:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> for u find out
54:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> yeah.. not that interested
54:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> its a secret
54:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> good then
55:00 <Q{{_Hot_Boi> less work for me
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