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00:00 <The_Baron> all these fake ppl around
00:00 <Serenity> anyone who has legs is above average to you
00:00 <The_Baron> must be Skynet
00:00 <The_Baron> I knew it
00:00 <Saemon> why dont they get REAL batchelors and batchelorettes
00:00 <Maurice> And above average height
00:00 <The_Baron> the cyborgs have come to rule the earth
00:00 <Maurice> I feel positively giant
00:00 <The_Baron> :/
00:00 <Saemon> like fat mary sue down at maccas everyday for dinner
00:00 <The_Baron> because no one wants to see fat ppl happy
00:00 <Maurice> Also, theres no T in the word
00:00 <Saemon> or johnno the neckbeard whos a wow addcit
00:00 <The_Baron> they just want them to vomit during a workout and cry
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh no! I just found out someone I'm after is another Neko
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yet another one ... gah!
00:00 <The_Baron> those darn cat folk
01:00 <megamanga> tits
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I attract them
01:00 <The_Baron> and their ambiguous sexuality
01:00 <Bastardly_One> bad
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the non ambigous are actually more annoying
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they're less ... placid?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> less easy put in the corner?
02:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't really care for them too much, if it wasn't for the fact they are only one step above Bronies
02:00 <The_Baron> mainly because Brony scene is a sausagefest
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah net subject
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *next
02:00 <The_Baron> but jeez, some of these young Neko chicks I seen around, are generally like Cosplay girls
02:00 <The_Baron> usually hot as fuck
02:00 <Senpaiiiiii> neko girls are sluts
02:00 <The_Baron> but if they actually get hold of a real life penis
02:00 <Senpaiiiiii> thats all
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the one I shouwed ya the other day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that I'm after
03:00 <The_Baron> prolly tickle it a bit and giggle like a japanese school girl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> should show ya with her ears and tail as well
03:00 <The_Baron> and say "wasn't that fun teeheehee"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... how'd you guess?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> where's the puppy play bitches at?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sick of these nekos
03:00 <The_Baron> that would make my penis sad
03:00 <The_Baron> but it wouldn't cry
04:00 <DreamSeller> AND BAM! 
04:00 <DreamSeller> no more chris 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the dirt is gone
04:00 <Serenity> :)
04:00 <The_Baron> dirt has more aspirations that chris
04:00 <Bastardly_One> anytime I hear and BAM!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the dirt has gone
04:00 <The_Baron> at least dirt knows one day something will grow on it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
04:00 <Serenity> in his google image of his house
04:00 <Serenity> if you click in the right spot
05:00 <Serenity> you can see him sitting on a brick wall
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which side and shit?
05:00 <Serenity> click to the right side
05:00 <Serenity> near the lease signs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when it decidd to load
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *decides
06:00 <Bastardly_One> google earth I think is forming the actual earth
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's taking forever
06:00 <The_Baron> Google Earth (tm) you might see a boob or a dead person
07:00 <Serenity> just go to maps and streety view
07:00 <Serenity> fuck earth
07:00 <Bill-the-Steam-Shovel> hurry up!
07:00 <The_Baron> there was a great pic of me on google street once
07:00 <Serenity> a google car drove past me today
08:00 <Serenity> with its giant camera ball on the roof
08:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen one yet
08:00 <The_Baron> really?
08:00 <The_Baron> seen em heaps
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I have ... but
08:00 <The_Baron> they stand out like dogs bollox
08:00 <Serenity> i see em about every 6 weeks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd come to Ballarat
08:00 <Bastardly_One> by choice?
08:00 <The_Baron> google earth ppl
08:00 <Serenity> https://www.colocationamerica.com/picts/blog/google-cars.jpg
08:00 <The_Baron> no one else gives enough of a shit
08:00 <Serenity> just like this
08:00 <The_Baron> and hey
08:00 <The_Baron> at least it aint Gimpy
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if chris was on here
09:00 <Senpaiiiiii> looks like that poll has spoken
09:00 <Bastardly_One> complaining abut a plane over his house
10:00 <Bastardly_One> taking pics
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there he is alright
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd buy a unit in that block of shit?
11:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/weed/src/1394417888402.jpg
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the 70s wouldn't even want those units back
11:00 <The_Baron> government housing
11:00 <The_Baron> where u can walk into yesteryear
11:00 <The_Baron> oh look, fake wood panneling
11:00 <The_Baron> must be a govvie bedsit
12:00 <The_Baron> a fan that blows chunks of unidentifiable fibres and dust
12:00 <The_Baron> must be a houso piece of shit flat
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
12:00 <megamanga> this sounds like my first car
12:00 <Bastardly_One> reckon that's him?
12:00 <megamanga> ...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> looks pretty ok dressed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he's so depressed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shit area too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing really around there from memory
14:00 <Serenity> the driveway looks like its covered in blood
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it did
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll load GE up again
14:00 <Serenity> fuck that
14:00 <Serenity> just go to google maps
14:00 <AndrewBolt> The_Baron: looks like Logic Pro X does music notation. not sure how long this has been available, but this means it's not just Cubase now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's ok this time
14:00 <AndrewBolt> it's only $200 at the moment
15:00 <AndrewBolt> could have sworn it was $400+ about 2 or so years ago
15:00 <The_Baron> AndrewBolt, yeah logic pro has had classical notation since the first version
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more like it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... lemme look
16:00 <The_Baron> though I don't see the point in classical notation
16:00 <The_Baron> unless u are actually composing a piece for an orchestra or some shit
16:00 <AndrewBolt> depends on the genre you're making
16:00 <AndrewBolt> i do dabble in that occasionally
16:00 <The_Baron> I compose orchestral shit from time to time
16:00 <The_Baron> but never felt it worth putting into notation
17:00 <The_Baron> unless there is a quintet at least willing to play it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck oath
17:00 <AndrewBolt> if it's going to be fairly intricate with a bit of variation in note duration etc piano rolls are annoying
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that pools of blood
17:00 <Bastardly_One> stains of
17:00 <Serenity> SEE
17:00 <Serenity> fucken..
17:00 <The_Baron> AndrewBolt, I'm too used to piano rolls
17:00 <The_Baron> I can see em all in blocks. It makes sense to me mathematically
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure what else that can be
18:00 <The_Baron> rasberry cordial?
18:00 <Saemon> wat are yous lookin at?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's somehow bits of the wall brick liquified and stained
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the ones on the right are rather too brown
19:00 <Saemon> whose place are u lookin at on google map?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but if they're not blood pool stained
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure what is
19:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
19:00 <CannibalClown> thats what remains of this chick he keeps referring to
19:00 <Bastardly_One> got GE?
19:00 <Serenity> well blood goes brown when dry
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
19:00 <The_Baron> GE?
19:00 <megamanga> u know what else goes brown when dry
19:00 <megamanga> DOOKIE
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Google Earth
19:00 <The_Baron> nah I don't actually
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just posted ya the addy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> check on maps then
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and go to street view
20:00 <The_Baron> might get it for a laugh anyway
20:00 <CannibalClown> fuck google earth
20:00 <Bastardly_One> blood stains yeah?
20:00 <CannibalClown> it was good before maps was good
20:00 <CannibalClown> now its redundant
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just do the maps way
20:00 <Bastardly_One> saves time and works
20:00 <Serenity> maps and street view are better than ge
20:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/weed/src/1392370263782.gif
21:00 <Bastardly_One> true
21:00 <Bastardly_One> should I give it mega?
21:00 <Saemon> whats the addy? i want to see chris place
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or have you already?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <megamanga> i care not for chris' house
21:00 <Saemon> ive got google map open 
21:00 <Serenity> i havent given it to anyone
21:00 <Serenity> im not being responsible for that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I just meant to play with his head
21:00 <megamanga> not interested in it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and could be anyone in #sex on that day Serenity
21:00 <megamanga> its easier to mess with yours
21:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I nagged excessive
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and we got lucky
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've tried to get it off him before
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are
22:00 <megamanga> heh... thats funny
22:00 <Saemon> hah but u responded, so that means im not
22:00 <Serenity> im not giving out his address to you so unless someone else gives it to you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> low rider wheelchair
23:00 <Serenity> you're shit out of luck
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not either
23:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron was here at the time
23:00 <Saemon> but do u guys suspected he murdered someone?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't expect excessive to put it in channel
23:00 <Saemon> cuz yous said blood stains on driveway and on bricks
23:00 <Serenity> .
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but to link me in private and I'd of given it to you later
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but oh well
23:00 <The_Baron> it could just be general blood
24:00 <The_Baron> u know how some housing commisions are
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but blood
24:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
24:00 <Serenity> i dont care what anyone else does with it im just not sharing it with semen features
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all we're saying
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, you learn lessons quick in this channel
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not getting it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> simple
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
25:00 <The_Baron> https://www.facebook.com/SuzySpoonsVegetarianButcher <---this seems like a pointless place to go, like Batemans Bay
26:00 <megamanga> its not really a butcher if theres no meat
26:00 <megamanga> what a dumb bitch
26:00 <Bastardly_One> someone better explain the concept of being a butcher
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
26:00 <The_Baron> nah it's some wank hipster restaurant
26:00 <megamanga> with no meat?
26:00 <The_Baron> like I said
26:00 <megamanga> makes no sense, no meat no butcher
26:00 <The_Baron> pointless
26:00 <megamanga> where is it
26:00 <The_Baron> like a pencil with no led
26:00 <megamanga> ill go in with a steak
26:00 <Bastardly_One> thats Syd in a nutshell
27:00 <The_Baron> like milo without milk
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pointless
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like Oak chocolate tasting as weak as a Big M
27:00 <megamanga> wait if i like it i can post pictures of animals, delicious animals
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just "not on"
27:00 <The_Baron> though gotta love it when a vegan sucks ur dick...just so u can pull out "so you DO eat meat then ;P)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oldie
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but goody
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah how many
28:00 <The_Baron> fucken aye
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wear GPs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and doc martens
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and leather belts?
28:00 <The_Baron> they aren't ALL lesbians
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hypocrites
28:00 <The_Baron> just mostly
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yah but the footwear
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is usually leather based
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like wearing a leather jacket
29:00 <Bastardly_One> to a PETA meeting
29:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
29:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1965014_595287813882422_818644222_n.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah glad you followed ... didn't really type that in English
29:00 <The_Baron> nah I gotcha
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
30:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec mega
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I supposedly look like him to someone else
30:00 <The_Baron> lol!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I look nothing like him
30:00 <The_Baron> nah u look like Andrew Denton
30:00 <megamanga> all you crackers look the same
30:00 <The_Baron> when shaven anyway
30:00 <Bastardly_One> plus Saul is fucking awesome
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I see the denton bit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> used to get that heaps when younger
31:00 <The_Baron> tbh I reckon the spinoff show (Just Call Saul) will prolly be pretty cool
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
31:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it can be ... but ... but ...
32:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
32:00 <Bastardly_One> show that pic
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just for the baby
32:00 <megamanga> hahahaha
33:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1966690_455368834594365_1347499389_n.jpg
33:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/l/t1/527075_10201530716965150_617069183_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that is one angry looking little kid
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah that is one grumpy baby right there
34:00 <The_Baron> prolly found out my penis used to be where he came out of
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yes or no to this
34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://soundcloud.com/ethan-mccord/straight-trappin-emix
35:00 <The_Baron> it has trap in the title
35:00 <The_Baron> already a bit worried
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
35:00 <The_Baron> so far sounds like someone high on acid is mixing trap
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he should stick to being politician ... ex army guy ... he's the dude saving the kid in the wikileaks vid
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's anti depressants are doing well
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing I told him
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how high on your meds were you?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounds medicated
36:00 <The_Baron> Medicated Beats
37:00 <The_Baron> that needs to become something
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yah ... we can add it to the Blunt Trauma idea
37:00 <The_Baron> fucken aye
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can keep it for a seperate project
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I still plan on that being as painful
37:00 <The_Baron> oh wait
37:00 <Bastardly_One> as the ep titles
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <The_Baron> this one track is actually really well done
37:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/ethan-mccord/glitcherous-dub
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> for glitch dub it's nice
38:00 <Saemon> ugh that home and away in the UK ad is so cheesy and cringeworthy
38:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1SDmTP6v8&list=UUkitABalXafr-NqceQdDXtg welcome to weird land
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALMOND MILK (Feb 28, 2014) 4:57 - Category: Comedy - 67,315 views - 4,731 likes (98.5%), 71 dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <Saemon> australia film industry fucken sucks 
39:00 <The_Baron> ^^
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah 
39:00 <megamanga> almond milkkkk
39:00 <Saemon> only good shit we've made, is kids shows 
39:00 <Saemon> like ocean girl
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know he hasn't spoken to me for 3 days
39:00 <Saemon> spellbinder
39:00 <Bastardly_One> because I saw deadmau5
39:00 <Saemon> any attempt at seroius shows and it sucks
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's cracked the shits
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> if u aren't writing a script about black lesbian amputee war veterans with OCD then u won't get a grant from any film commision in this country
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be fine but the weekend
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing one of those
39:00 <Saemon> lol The_Baron
40:00 <BillyGoat> what about the castle
40:00 <BillyGoat> good movie
40:00 <The_Baron> that was a rare exception
40:00 <BillyGoat> wolf creek
40:00 <The_Baron> another exception
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh oi
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that trap
40:00 <The_Baron> for every Castle there is a piece of wank like Lantana
40:00 <Bastardly_One> got better
40:00 <The_Baron> or Sum Of Us
40:00 <Bastardly_One> at the 5 min mark
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Idiot Box
40:00 <Bastardly_One> classic movie
40:00 <Saemon> i enjoyed crocodile dundee believe it or not
40:00 <The_Baron> fucken aye
40:00 <BillyGoat> home and away should make a movie
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that trap
40:00 <BillyGoat> be so cool
40:00 <Saemon> it was pretty good for what it was
40:00 <Bastardly_One> got good at 5mins
41:00 <Bastardly_One> start it again but go to 5 mins
41:00 <The_Baron> there should be a Hey Dad movie
41:00 <The_Baron> Hey Dad! Stop That!
41:00 <Saemon> good mindless movie for a mindless laugh
41:00 <The_Baron> nah too soon
41:00 <BillyGoat> doodleburger
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron
41:00 <Saemon> LOL The_Baron
41:00 <Saemon> ur on fire tahnite!
41:00 <BillyGoat> loll The_Baron
41:00 <Bastardly_One> now
41:00 <megamanga> funny how doodleburger never got in trouble for his hey dad vids
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I think he was trying to get to The_Baron
41:00 <The_Baron> haha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> at the 5 min mark ... and the rape dungeon ones
42:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, thanks for reminding me about Idiot Box
42:00 <The_Baron> aint seen that in years
42:00 <Saemon> imagine if they made a porno of Hey Dad!
42:00 <BillyGoat> haha megamanga fukin oath and the alf ones
42:00 <BillyGoat> they funny as
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Idiot Box ... I hae Jerremy what's his name
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but he was great in that movie
42:00 <megamanga> yeah it would be called hey dad the studio chronicles
42:00 <The_Baron> wasn't Noah Taylor in it?
42:00 <BillyGoat> Excessive
42:00 <BillyGoat> knock ya noggin off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... him and greg fleet
43:00 <Excessive> knock yah fckn block orff moaite 
43:00 <The_Baron> anyone ever imagine Alf Stuart copping head?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> keeping st kilda herion dealers rich
43:00 <Bastardly_One> since 1990
43:00 <The_Baron> STREUTH LOVE, IT'S GONNA BE A FLAMIN GUSHER
43:00 <Saemon> fucken dek ya cunt
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> this channel is full of bogans m8
43:00 <Kynetic> awwwwww yisssss
43:00 <BillyGoat> lol
43:00 <BillyGoat> ya flamin gallah
44:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ya crazy noongah
44:00 <Saemon> thats fair dinkum moite
44:00 <megamanga> that guy got charged LOL
44:00 <megamanga> crazy noongah
44:00 <Saemon> tru blu
44:00 <Kynetic> why dontcha jus fkn NECK UP ya PARROTS
44:00 <BillyGoat> flubba wubba jubba noongah wnet to court too, got off
44:00 <Bastardly_One> struth! ya don't have to bite it off love! stone the flamin' crows!
44:00 <megamanga> turns out he was a uni student
44:00 <BillyGoat> judge said it was an artistic piece
44:00 <The_Baron> lol b1
44:00 <The_Baron> I do like that fake alf stuart fb site
44:00 <Saemon> wats that one k-rudd for scrutinised for?
45:00 <Saemon> fair shake of the sauce bottle o
45:00 <Saemon> or someshit like that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of seen the alf stewart rape dungeon vids on youtube The_Baron
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if not ... classics
45:00 <BillyGoat> lol
45:00 <BillyGoat> yeah The_Baron otherwise ya havnt lived if ya not seen them 
45:00 <Saemon> yeah i like how he dissed that skinny dude with the mullet who came to take his daughter out
45:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1150215_10152288898830970_1519943788_n.jpg
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah b1
45:00 <BillyGoat> alf hates gay cunts
45:00 <The_Baron> they were fuckin classic
45:00 <BillyGoat> mexicunt
45:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath
46:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1463588_652261294796422_850399730_n.jpg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> when you think about it ... it's a wonder someone hasn't done a Paul Robinson one
46:00 <Saemon> why?
46:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1959891_628906767164655_2046059563_n.jpg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and combined it with Stefan Deniss' finer moments off neighbours
46:00 <Saemon> paul robinson isnt a bogan or anything stereotypical
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that would be shochking
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but humour can be done more than straight out bogan shock value
47:00 <BillyGoat> b1 you seen the lastest alf ones?
47:00 <BillyGoat> got some new ones out
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so
47:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1383903_632144383474780_1378301050_n.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 weeks or so ago?
48:00 <Saemon> yeah but even so, is paul robinson even as recognisable an icon like alf stewart?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> having this conversation is..
48:00 <BillyGoat> i think so
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> *fart*
48:00 <BillyGoat> there is like a series
48:00 <BillyGoat> 3 parts 
48:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/555912_626207960735089_686576233_n.jpg this was always a fave, dunno why
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <The_Baron> prolly coz I hated the original ads
49:00 <BillyGoat> summerbay slaughter
49:00 <Saemon> theres a guy who does a nearly perfect impersonation of steve irwin on youtube, his vids are called bum hunter i think
49:00 <Bastardly_One> still get them here and there
49:00 <Saemon> he goes around hunting bums
49:00 <Saemon> thats fucked up
50:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/544520_538676609488225_1516659952_n.png
50:00 <The_Baron> sounds gay
50:00 <Saemon> but moral and ethical issues aside, his impersonation is pretty good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it's not a boy in a wheel chair
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like Saemon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that last pic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what's an aisle?
51:00 <The_Baron> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck asks that
51:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1004515_285424668276533_994381237_n.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not even the african dude in my class
51:00 <Saemon> ummmm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fresh off the plane or whatever
52:00 <Saemon> why am i suddenly being attacked, abused, harrassed and vilified by you all of a sudden?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> something to do
52:00 <Saemon> Serenity.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> plus you're interupting
52:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't take it seriously Saemon
52:00 <The_Baron> everyones gives each other shit here
52:00 <Serenity> im not your mother
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
52:00 <Serenity> why are you highlighting me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and besides that
53:00 <The_Baron> Because he wants to be flattened by your left nork
53:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1939809_10152718989394832_501983187_n.jpg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if people can't work out I take the piss more than I do flat out troll
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's their problem
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know if I'm serious
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a tantrum ensues
54:00 <The_Baron> when u AFK every 10 mins?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo downloading US girl with dragon tattoo
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope it's good
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yep
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *storms off*
54:00 <Serenity> i genuinely dont care if people are being mean to you Saemon
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One have you read Perfume
54:00 <Serenity> dont highlight me again
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *comes back has another bong rants some more*
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> THe Story of a Murderer
54:00 <The_Baron> PandasDontDrive, it's pretty shit actually
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it?
54:00 <The_Baron> but that's my subjective opinion
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, no but I should get around to it
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah, didn't like it really
54:00 <Saemon> ......
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll take that aboard, since I'm not expecting much from it
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah I didn't either
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... that's a good sign
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching Girl that Played with Fire atm
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haven't seen this since 2011
55:00 <The_Baron> they tried to make it too flashy
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit a gurll
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you know there's a good book called One Night in Shit Town
55:00 <The_Baron> and if u've seen the original or read the book
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
55:00 <The_Baron> it took away from the original vibe
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about the memoirs of a homeless person
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> the original and the book are great
55:00 <daftpunk> howws get fuct grab ya
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what they'd call being on the street
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Shit Town
55:00 <The_Baron> it's shit until its not
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hated the movie adaptation of Perfume
55:00 <Bastardly_One> daftpunk, you here to get lucky?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> also, it's my all time fav novel :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hawhawhaw
56:00 <daftpunk> shutup cunt ill smash ya
56:00 <Saemon> u read books?
56:00 <Saemon> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
56:00 <Serenity> i early fell over dead when i found out pharell williams is 41
56:00 <Saemon> nerd -o-o-
56:00 <Serenity> pharrell
56:00 <Serenity> whatever
56:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, oh come on dude, really?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Serenity
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> books on the go constantly
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and on sunday when he played
56:00 <Saemon> lol pt. dexter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> a half hour set of crap
56:00 <Serenity> he looks 19 at the most honestly
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the girls went spastic
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say 30ish
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm kind've indecisive, if I don't have one I'm committed to, I read several
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> at a time
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah he's black 40
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks even younger like ... off camera
57:00 <The_Baron> which means his white 29
57:00 <The_Baron> he's*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't meet him
57:00 <Serenity> african americans age really really well
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but he looks really fucking young
57:00 <Bastardly_One> in person
57:00 <The_Baron> they sure do
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and look at Will Smith
57:00 <The_Baron> it's all that selective breeding 
57:00 <The_Baron> u can blame slavery for that
57:00 <The_Baron> :D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they should form a club
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, not sure if you know about this but there's a tv series adaption of From Dusk Till Dawn coming
57:00 <Saemon> black skin takes longer for age to appear, i think its due to melanin n stuff
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks ok from the trailer
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Niggers Who Don't Do Crack
57:00 <Serenity> samuel l jackon has to be 60 and he looks 40
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah it is the melanin
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna look 30 for ever?
58:00 <The_Baron> asians are kinda the same
58:00 <Bastardly_One> don't do crack!
58:00 <Saemon> wrinkles take londer to appear for them as well 
58:00 <The_Baron> they age real well
58:00 <The_Baron> till they hit 55
58:00 <The_Baron> and BAM
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh and for batman fans
58:00 <The_Baron> it all comes at once
58:00 <Saemon> sun doesnt damage their skin
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> the tv series GOTHAM
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> set before batman
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit J?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and thingo from Vikings and Terriors is in it!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the Dusk til Dawn
58:00 <Bastardly_One> might have potential serialised
58:00 <The_Baron> Dusk Till Dawn series could be a winner
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
58:00 <Serenity> asians get to a certain age the look like theyve been attacke by chisels
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah big potential
58:00 <The_Baron> the world needs a weekly dose of ultraviolence and titties
58:00 <The_Baron> and dudes who say bendeco
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah dusk till dawn has potential
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to a HBO series
59:00 <The_Baron> I saw some promo shots
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're doing American Gods
59:00 <The_Baron> it looks oright
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'll be darker than the movie
59:00 <Excessive> Serenity
59:00 <Bastardly_One> by Neil Gainman
59:00 <Serenity> Excessive
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and lacking the humour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that book is fucking mad
59:00 <Bastardly_One> boys, read American Gods
59:00 <Saemon> blacks and asians takes long to age 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh American Gods yeah
59:00 <Saemon> dont know about indians
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have that
59:00 <Saemon> or arabs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, you will love it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> been meaning to read it
59:00 <Excessive> was that u commentin on dyl's adelaide camera post?
59:00 <The_Baron> I always found it weird Neil Gaiman and Alan Moore have worked together
59:00 <Bastardly_One> read the cunt J
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> since my friend Simon Peter lent it to me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking AWEsOME
59:00 <Serenity> probably
00:00 <Serenity> the speed camera one?
00:00 <Excessive> ye
00:00 <The_Baron> yeah HBO is oright
00:00 <Excessive> in cammo
00:00 <The_Baron> def will be titty then
00:00 <Serenity> yeah thats me
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah I guess I might aswell start it tomorrow (today)
00:00 <The_Baron> HBO always has gratuituous nudity
00:00 <Excessive> k
00:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOKS ... HBO programming in 10 yrs
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta kill some zombies soon hehe
00:00 <Serenity> block me..
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <The_Baron> the only thing I don't understand is
00:00 <The_Baron> why is there not a fucking Lobo movie yet?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> true
00:00 <Excessive> y would I wannah block u lol?
01:00 <Serenity> i dunno
01:00 <The_Baron> I mean fuck, he is the ultimate anti-hero, a complete narcissist who kills 6 billion of his own kind to be unique
01:00 <Serenity> i feel exposed when you people see me on fb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the best thing about american gods is
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about what happens to the old gods
01:00 <Bastardly_One> when the people that worship them immigrate to the US
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so, you've got the egyptian gods as taxidermists
02:00 <Saemon> LOL american dad episode right now
02:00 <Saemon> Wheels and the Legman
02:00 <Saemon> detective duo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the leprechaun is a smack addict drunk
02:00 <The_Baron> sounds very Neil Gaimanesque
02:00 <Saemon> roger and steve
02:00 <Saemon> lolol so thats where u got it from Bastardly_One
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and Odin is a prick
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Wednesday
02:00 <The_Baron> always shat me how they ruined From Hell
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> k back to tea and sitting outside plotting ways to murder grass, I mean watch Noomi have lesbian sex.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yah ... I dunno ... he's appealed to me since day one
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not a lot know he's done Batman too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a novel version
03:00 <The_Baron> he's done fuckin everything
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Stardust would be the best movie adaption though
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wicked movie
03:00 <The_Baron> screen plays, graphic novels, novels, pamphlets, u name it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> almost as good as the book
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im drinkin jack daniels and cola cans, smokin cones
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> in the nood
03:00 <The_Baron> thank fuck he hasn't done LOTR fan fiction is all I can say
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he has done it all though
04:00 <The_Baron> everytime I smoke in the nood
04:00 <Bastardly_One> comics you left out
04:00 <The_Baron> I end up with an ember on my nutsack
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the Sandman series
04:00 <The_Baron> graphic novels are comics
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> same shit happens to me when i fry bacon
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> in the nood
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a major crush on Sandman's sister ... death
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> bacon pops
04:00 <The_Baron> Sandman wasn't so much my fave
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and a wad of bacon grease
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but Sandman and Sandman mystery theatre
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lands on my cawk
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we more than just graphic novels
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the series went on for years
05:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's massive
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked Death's morals
05:00 <The_Baron> prolly was more put off in my teens coz all Sandman freaks were goths
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she was responsible
05:00 <The_Baron> and I hated everything goth
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my dick looks like i have vitiligo from bacon spatter
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and Orpheous was a cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and tormented
05:00 <Bastardly_One> good complimentary characters
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> marvel are starting a series of anti heros this month
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would like Andrew Dominick to adapt The Friends of Eddie Coyle, since he adapted Cogan's Trade (Killing Them Softly)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> big whoop!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> but no! He has to go after Monroe next ffs, fag.
07:00 <The_Baron> but yeah Moore is superior to Gaiman when it comes to overall plot development
07:00 <The_Baron> but Moore did teach Gaiman a lot
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shads you might have tits
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but you're not a woman
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I mean ally
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck yeah The_Baron
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more than obvious
07:00 <Bastardly_One> even in presentation once you know
07:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1982270_518514981590157_849698806_n.jpg
07:00 <The_Baron> indeed
08:00 <The_Baron> though Gaiman as a person is far more likeable
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me
08:00 <The_Baron> probably why he is doing better financially
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to re get the fab furry freak bros
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the book collections of course
08:00 <The_Baron> Sidney Sheldon what a man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I know you'd know them all really well?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> bit obvious I suppose
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if non stoners enjoy them as much
09:00 <The_Baron> dude, Idiots Abroad is one of my fave series of comics in general
09:00 <The_Baron> love the freaks
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like Frank Miller?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Love and Rockets, 8 Ball, etc
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah don't mind
10:00 <The_Baron> Love and Rockets got a lil too philosophical though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Sin City 2 is meant to come out
10:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of him
10:00 <The_Baron> and not in a Dave Simms Cerebus way
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well ...
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah more in a ... I can afford good drugs now way
11:00 <The_Baron> but yeah Sin City was awesome
11:00 <Bastardly_One> true
11:00 <The_Baron> the black white n red was so striking
11:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
11:00 <The_Baron> but now it's become a bit too seminal
12:00 <Bastardly_One> black and white with a shade
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is my favourite making icons for the other chat too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to favour that when making them for women folk
12:00 <Bastardly_One> looks great on a dark screen
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that movie ... looks and feels
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
12:00 <The_Baron> it was superbly done
13:00 <Bastardly_One> comic like
13:00 <The_Baron> and did keep with the original story
13:00 <The_Baron> unlike 300
13:00 <The_Baron> :/
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not seeing part II
13:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the ads look bad enough
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah I saw that tonight actually
13:00 <The_Baron> is it a prequel or wtf?
13:00 <The_Baron> it could be good if it covers the shit they left out from the actual graphic novels
13:00 <Bastardly_One> prequel you'd think
13:00 <The_Baron> but I doubt it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not after the first
14:00 <The_Baron> I look at it in two ways the first movie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it'll be worse than the ad even
14:00 <The_Baron> from a fan of the books, I hated it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only double that's worked for comics really of late
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if you discount Iron Man
14:00 <The_Baron> a fan of mindless violence and rock n roll music videos
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and of course Batman
14:00 <The_Baron> i loved it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> is ... the Hellboy movies
14:00 <The_Baron> Guillermo Del Toro is a fucking genius director though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they could of been disasters
15:00 <Bastardly_One> true
15:00 <The_Baron> they were good in their own right
15:00 <The_Baron> the comics had far more depth
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure
15:00 <Bastardly_One> just saying they did well
15:00 <The_Baron> they did
15:00 <The_Baron> I enjoyed them
15:00 <The_Baron> speaking of Del Toro
15:00 <The_Baron> u ever see Pans Labrynth?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to show this
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and no, been told to
16:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:15am] * Ally1 invites you to join #youaremypal
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the channel name
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww shads <3
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah remember that second one fatty
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you forget it by 10 mins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not worth pasting
18:00 <CiggyButtBrain> how much you lose on bitcoins today Bonny?
18:00 <Bonny> I don't mind bitcoins
18:00 <Bonny> mine*
19:00 <Bonny> Excessive does
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> it was a joke
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> re: our last convo
19:00 <Bonny> ahh ok lol
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> irc sarcasm never works
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd of forgotten :P
19:00 <Bonny> nah it doesn't
19:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> go away :P
19:00 <The_Baron> I assume everything anyone ever says here is sarcasm
19:00 <Bonny> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hi
20:00 <The_Baron> otherwise I'd have no hope in humanity
20:00 <Bonny> how was school today, Bastardly_One?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was falling asleep before
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shit boring
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and got a half day today
20:00 <Bonny> what class did you have?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah was fallign asleep before and wide awake now damn it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:00 <Bonny> lol
20:00 <Excessive> Bonny, ban that tool for meh thnx
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to think for a sec
21:00 <Excessive> I banned him in like 6 chans
21:00 <Ally1> retard goes to spastix skool
21:00 <Bonny> Excessive??
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware and media
21:00 <Bonny> I don't have ops in here
21:00 <Bonny> cool Bastardly_One
21:00 <Excessive> no the other chan
21:00 <Excessive> have a look
21:00 <The_Baron> that pissinabottle dude?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
22:00 <Ally1> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny took my lead
22:00 <Bastardly_One> naughty
22:00 <Bastardly_One> only I get away with shit like that
22:00 <Bonny> I'm an admin.. :P
23:00 <The_Baron> a pointless thing to be on irc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> read
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you included :P
23:00 <Ally1> lol
23:00 <The_Baron> oh u kicked me...well lookee here, ipget
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she no expired my fun
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was playing footy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> endless kicking someone
24:00 <Excessive> I gave him 9 to the power of 10 hrs ban in the other chans
24:00 <The_Baron> it's kinda like the old days of irc again really
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had the best ban reason
24:00 <Bastardly_One> in the end
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she spoiled it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> old bitch
24:00 <The_Baron> when u could still use scripts like Dragonscript to reset ur ban counter
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1175521_612714622150806_626311365_n.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
24:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to fucktard airlines - enjoy your flight
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> for teh boyz
24:00 <The_Baron> fuck I miss the days Dragonscript worked
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss the days of goading people in to bans
25:00 <The_Baron> watching ops lose their minds, and realising u could unignore urself with it too
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did that
25:00 <The_Baron> tbh I think I used irc more to retrieve corrupted dll files for windows
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fatty
25:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's always been that shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> keep annoying me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> IP noted with the DCC chat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> keep goin fatty
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.ourhonordefend.com/wp-content/uploads/nerds.jpg
27:00 <The_Baron> OGRE
27:00 <doctor> that was good material
27:00 <The_Baron> fuck I love Revenge of the Nerds
27:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i need to watch porky's
27:00 <Bastardly_One> brb while shads floods himself off
27:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 1 2 and 3
27:00 <brian> retard goes to spastix skool
27:00 <The_Baron> only first two porkies were any good
28:00 <The_Baron> and only one Meatballs was any good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> along those lines
28:00 <The_Baron> yes I've watched a lot of 80's trash
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but not the same
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Spaceballs
28:00 <The_Baron> that was a classic
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> do you remember the whoopee boys?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> now brb
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually hungry ... bad time ... I need to fucking sleep
28:00 <The_Baron> nah didn't see that one
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMFxBoQF8Q
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whoopee Boys - Dinner Scene (Sep 22, 2007) 4:02 - Category: Comedy - 35,778 views - 78 likes (96.3%), 3 dislikes (3.7%)
29:00 <The_Baron> though now I am thinkin about the Jerky Boys movie
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this bitch in the morning on the ball
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092210/
29:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: The Whoopee Boys (1986) - 6.1/10 of 526 votes - Stars: Michael O'Keefe, Paul Rodriguez, Denholm Elliott - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 28mins - Genre: Comedy, Romance - Release Date: 22 August 1986 (USA)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard baited himself into a ban t'other night
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> classic Picard.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You're a rapist, and a pig." Lisbeth Salander
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> love her make up when she home invades this dude, Jokeresque.
33:00 <CiggyButtBrain> piets a goofball
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Ism
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Am
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Brb , about to get head
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sure piet
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Or maybe im exoected to give it
34:00 <simba> fuck off Pieter 
34:00 <brian> `seen pieter
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Dunno , spose ill wait till she gets out the shower
34:00 <prowl> brian, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Or i walk in
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Maybe i will
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Brb
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Suck me first
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Lemme blow in ya so i can go longer with her
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Bbs
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Maybe]
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba how much will bayern win by
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Doubtfu;l
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Cyas\\
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> fuck off piet
35:00 <simba> more than ull ever know....
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> more than your rectal diameter
37:00 <simba> i saw him opening up to some bitch onfacebook the other day about how long he's gone without a root
37:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lol
37:00 <simba> its hilarious how much he lies on here in hope that SOMEBODY will believe he has a sick life
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nobody believes him
38:00 <simba> Yeah, Phoenix cum.
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> see ccm beat the gooks
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> in asian nobody gives a fuck championships
39:00 <simba> is that u jerome sinclair?!
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> who
40:00 <simba> he said his dad set up the central cost mariners or some shit looool
41:00 <simba> idk
41:00 <simba> i have no idea about that
41:00 <CiggyButtBrain> oh
41:00 <simba> u may as well ask me about netball
41:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i wouldnt come on irc if my name was jerome
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i have a cool name
42:00 <Serenity> like LL cool j?
42:00 <simba> is it Thelonious
42:00 <simba> Thelonious P. Chesterfield III is the coolest name
43:00 <simba> it requires 2 more Thelonious P. Chesterfields before u tho
43:00 <simba> so its a long term goal
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> Barnaby
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> mates call me Barns
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucks there's no more facebook chat
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hate having to have the browser up to chat :/
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSJGrpfnOI
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Barnes - Working Class Man (Mar 30, 2010) 3:32 - Category: Music - 786,488 views - 2,151 likes (96%), 89 dislikes (4%)
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> thats what i pump each morning before work
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> workin class nbn man
46:00 <simba> *links to a pic of ur dad bending over* thats what i pump each morning before work
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you wish
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> glad you finally come out of the closet tho
48:00 <simba> i just hope the guys at his work dont give him a hard time
48:00 <simba> they are a bit old school
48:00 <simba> dont get the Gay lifestyle
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> I live a great gay lifestyle
49:00 <simba> i live my life 1/4 gay at a time
49:00 <simba> - vin diesel, the fast and the gay
49:00 <simba> 2 fast, 2 gay
49:00 <simba> the fast and the furious: tokyo homos
49:00 <simba> fast and gay
50:00 <simba> ***cant remember the fifth title***
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> being gay is part and parcel for port fans
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao shimumba
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Gay Five
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> then Supergay Six
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> now we're up to The Gay Seven
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622848_658073320930266_1287586146_n.jpg
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> werdles
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> adelaide is the gay capital of aus
53:00 <simba> :)
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> how many male 69 parties have you and pandas had simba?
57:00 <Excessive> http://www.substance.com/end-war-drugs/
58:00 <simba> like the same amount of lines youve typed trying to seek my attention
58:00 <simba> xD
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 0 isnt an honest answer
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you pigeon fingering wog
59:00 <simba> cant hear u over the sound of me giving ur dad a sloppy bj
00:00 <simba> but if u PM me i will reply later
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my dad died in the bikie wars
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you insenstive asshole
00:00 <simba> good
00:00 <simba> any bikie deserves to die
00:00 <simba> i hope you make something more of your life
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you wouldnt say that to rompers face
01:00 <simba> insane andy?
01:00 <simba> but he's dead
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> morgz mate
01:00 <simba> id have to dig six feet under to say something to his face
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> did he died?
01:00 <simba> and even then there would be a thick casket seperating us
01:00 <simba> yes
01:00 <simba> hes a thick man in a thick casket
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> how?
01:00 <simba> heart attack
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> heart attack?
02:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lmao
02:00 <megamanga> as if he died
02:00 <simba> as if he had any reason 2 live
02:00 <megamanga> he comes on as romper
03:00 <Saemon> was he obest?
04:00 <simba> `seen romper
04:00 <prowl> simba, romper? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember romper.
04:00 <simba> `seen RomperStomper
04:00 <prowl> simba, Romperstomper ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 7 weeks 4 days 3 hours 57 minutes ago (17.01. 21:06) stating "Quit: " after spending 53 minutes there.
04:00 <simba> RIP #random
04:00 <simba> RIP Andy
05:00 <Saemon> wonder if the same or similar fate has befallen of renee
05:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
05:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 21 weeks 1 day 1 hour 13 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
05:00 <simba> no you just creeped her out
05:00 <megamanga> `seen romp
05:00 <prowl> megamanga, I don't remember seeing romp.
05:00 <Saemon> `seen mayhem
05:00 <prowl> Saemon, Mayhem ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 days 2 hours 4 minutes ago (08.03. 23:01) stating "Quit: " after spending 19 minutes there.
09:00 <simba> `seen datbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbootydatbigblackbooty
09:00 <prowl> simba, Hum... don't you think this nick is a bit long? ^_^
10:00 <simba> `seen #bodyboarders
10:00 <prowl> simba, I don't remember seeing #bodyboarders.
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba likes mens bodies
12:00 <Saemon> whoa whoa 
12:00 <Saemon> whose seen the new 300 movie?
12:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One's in it
13:00 <Saemon> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/72850_10151556577968104_1248945437_n.jpg
13:00 <Saemon> =
13:00 <Saemon> http://www.ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/Xerxes1.jpg
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> is there a gay remake?
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 300 lying cocksuckers
13:00 <simba> surely there cant be a remake already
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not a remake
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a movie based on a graphic novel sequel
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> set after the events of the first film.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and graphic novel, obviously.
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the original story was the best
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 300 spartans
14:00 <simba> god not more lite-homoerotica for fat tards like Saemon to lap up
14:00 <megamanga> he was all like sparta and i was like spartaaaaa
14:00 <megamanga> then we wanked together
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> this one will rock
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think
15:00 <simba> get all obsessed with the movie for three months, talk about it every day, then remember in another 3 months how gay you were and feel humiliated
15:00 <CiggyButtBrain> greek culture is pretty shit anyway
15:00 <simba> same thing happened with game of thrones
15:00 <Excessive> wait ........... there was a remake of the 1-st one ....... like a poor remake intended as a comedy
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> haven't been to the cinema for a while
15:00 <CiggyButtBrain> stolen from persia and macedonia
15:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1911734_10152115493044219_1041296028_n.jpg
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> think, yer, last movie I saw was with mum n kristen, Kill Your Darlings
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> where Daniel Radcliff gets missionary fucked in the ass
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
16:00 <simba> can someone photoshop Bastardly_Ones face onto his forehead?
16:00 <simba> it would be funny
16:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and modern greeks are half persian/mongolian peasant slaves
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about his face on nicolas cages body
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nicholas Cage in Being Nicholas Cages Face
17:00 <Saemon> true simba, i dont talk about game of thrones much right now 
17:00 <Saemon> but season 4 will be on again soon
17:00 <simba> yea
17:00 <Saemon> and the Game of Thrones Saemon shall return once again :P
17:00 <simba> cos u r embarassed that u r one of three men that fell for it
18:00 <simba> only 3 men on earth have admitted 2 enjoying game of thrones
18:00 <simba> u and ur 2 dads
18:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hilariouse
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you shud be a comedian simba
19:00 <Saemon> that may be, but one thing that you can count on that i will never, ever, shall never, ever, be embarressed or ashamed about, is my devotion, love, desire and passion for WWE wrestling sports entertainment. I love it and will continue forever and all eternity. it is my life, heart, soul and embodyment as a being.
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ric flair
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:00 <Saemon> WOOOOO!!!
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> babt
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> baby
20:00 <simba> "woo" - the unforgettable catch phrase adored by thousands of meatheads worldwide
20:00 <Saemon> WOOOOOOOO!
20:00 <simba> "woo"
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> when i fuck chicks i wear warrior tassles
20:00 <simba> what about john cenas catch phrase? isnt it "you cant see me"
20:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> youre a fucking giant meathead mate
21:00 <simba> we can see you
21:00 <simba> dont worry
21:00 <simba> why does he think people cant see him
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive been pumping roids since the 90's
21:00 <Saemon> hustle, loyalty, respect.
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive injected hgh into my cock
21:00 <simba> does he think hiding his face behind his had makkes him invisible
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <Saemon> no, its metaphorical
21:00 <simba> shit metaphore
22:00 <Saemon> ppl cant see him by that he means haters got nothing on him
22:00 <simba> -e
22:00 <Saemon> they cant see him cuz he's so high above them
22:00 <Saemon> while true fans, members of Cenation, can see him
22:00 <simba> oh so he waves his hand infront of his face and pretends people cant see him because he has a misguided superiority complex
22:00 <simba> ?
22:00 <simba> that sounds like something a lunatic would do
23:00 <Saemon> all great ppl throughout history are lunatics of some kind
23:00 <Saemon> piccasso, soceretes
23:00 <Saemon> michal angelo
23:00 <Saemon> were all considered lunicatics in thier time
23:00 <Saemon> by their comtemporaroes
23:00 <simba> i dont see your point
24:00 <Saemon> by their comtemporaries*
24:00 <simba> what does that have to do with some american meathead pretending people cant see him 
25:00 <Saemon> my point is, john cena is a great man. you see him as a lunatic. just how a fellow person living in the same time period as socretes thought socrates was a lunatic 
25:00 <Saemon> john cena does heaps of charity work
25:00 <Saemon> make a wihs foundation
25:00 <Saemon> wish*
25:00 <simba> he rapes children
25:00 <Saemon> volunteer
25:00 <Saemon> supports soldiers and veterans
25:00 <simba> he rapes elderly women
26:00 <Saemon> btw
26:00 <Saemon> have you watched midnight run yet?
26:00 <simba> no i watched the hunger games b4... what a fucked up movie
26:00 <Saemon> lol 
27:00 <Saemon> should have watched midnight run over that man, its di niro
27:00 <Saemon> its a crime to choose something like hunger games over a di niro movie
28:00 <simba> i didnt choose it ok
28:00 <Saemon> or any other thing with that twilight dude in it
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want them to stop broadcasting award ceremonies
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> and hollywood fashion
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> all that shit
28:00 <simba> i have the classic Once Upon a Time in America to watch but it unbelievably goes for 4 hours
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> like the people in movies that wake up and walk outside and smell the fresh air they've been missing
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Once Upon A Time In America
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen Once Upon A Time In The West?
29:00 <simba> running time 246 minutes wtf
29:00 <simba> no
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a wicked Once Upon A Time In .. something china or some shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked film
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Once Upon A Time In The West is classic as fk Sergio Leone film
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Charles Bronson ;)
30:00 <Saemon> once upon a time in china with jet li
30:00 <simba> spaghetti western
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the man who's always playing the harmonica when he should speak, and speaking when he should be playing the harmonica, I forget the line.
30:00 <Saemon> seen that on sbs back in the days
30:00 <simba> kool ive never seen 1
30:00 <Saemon> fucken awesome stuff
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the one with jet li
30:00 <Saemon> and jackie chans police story
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> was it western style?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause there's one that plays on the Western movies
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh wait
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a play on THe Good The Bad and The Ugly
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the asian one
31:00 <Saemon> after watching jackie chans hk made shit, u will realise he is severly held back in his hollywood movies
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn awesome
31:00 <Saemon> yeah
31:00 <Saemon> and i agree with you about the red carpets
31:00 <Saemon> n shit
31:00 <Saemon> award ceremonies
31:00 <simba> police story 2013 or 1985?
32:00 <Saemon> 1985 yo
32:00 <Saemon> the classics
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> my new gf https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/10001455_787071787989345_1571092989_n.jpg
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like crime thrillers personally
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching one now
32:00 <Saemon> armor of god
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> detective shit is the go
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna put on US girl with dragon tattoo next and poop
33:00 <Saemon> the problem with rich america these days and the cult of celebrity worship, its fucken disgusting and corrupt and unjust
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> people will wise up to it
33:00 <Saemon> the waste, excess and gluttony they thrive on
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> people are getting sick of celebrity
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> no matter what the shows say
34:00 <Saemon> they get bags if gifts n shit to everyone who attends the oscars
34:00 <simba> worshipping people makes God mad
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gosh
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that The Bible series
34:00 <Saemon> in each gift bag, they get like $50,000 worth of shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> has Son Of God the movie now
34:00 <Saemon> like a coupon for a fucken car
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> and soon their next series A.D.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> focusing on the ten years after Christs crucifixion
35:00 <Saemon> and meanwhile, a starving orphan in ethiopia oculd be fed decent food and clean water for just $2 a day
35:00 <Saemon> while a fucken dickbag like justin bieber gets given a bmw
35:00 <Saemon> just cause his famous
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon you might like this doco series ALL WATCHED OVER BY MACHINES
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'll learn a lot, it's fucking brilliant!
35:00 <B1-not-here> sleep time
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nitey nitey
36:00 <Saemon> wet dreams
36:00 <B1-not-here> ta ta
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> dream of steampunk heaven
37:00 <Saemon> i hate religious based movies
37:00 <Saemon> propaganda
38:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzRuEOFlpZo
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nyan GTHO (Oct 22, 2012) 0:31 - Category: Science and Technology - 8,803 views - 263 likes (97.4%), 7 dislikes (2.6%)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow found an amazing pic of my friend just then
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wondered why i wasnt getting notifications
38:00 <megamanga> is it a chick?
38:00 <megamanga> tits?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's this chick on my fb Lauren something, lesbian, obviously confident enough to post going to the pub, other day, on fb asking if anyone wanted to come. I was thinking, fk me if I had money to waste on a pub, I'd be down.
40:00 <Saemon> she the hot type of lez
40:00 <Saemon> or the ugly manly type?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fkn hot type with the hot body and hot friends and awesome tats, even a dope ambigram tat
41:00 <simba> ive been driving around without a license
41:00 <simba> i might get my Ls tomorrow
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm considering an ambigram tat 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> u drive now?
42:00 <simba> sometimes just 4 fun
43:00 <simba> its boring slowing all the way down 4 corners and shit
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend David says I drive like a racer
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <simba> its too much power
44:00 <simba> being behind teh wheel
44:00 <simba> i feel like i have too much responsibility
44:00 <Saemon> i remember when i first got my L's, did the test at the elizabeth motor registry
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> on a course, he's a great driver irl but races on pc seriously, he put me on the hardest track that even real racers go on, on pc, and was amazed how I handled every lap cept the last when I spun out haha
44:00 <Saemon> it was crazy 
44:00 <simba> in the words of the Descendents I Dont Wanna Grow Up
44:00 <Saemon> all the characters sitting there waiting for thier numbers to be called
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> loved racing around Windsor Gardens years ago in this shit falcon
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> backstreets
45:00 <simba> windor gardens i know those places
45:00 <simba> windsor
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer lived there
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and holden hill
45:00 <Saemon> forever young, i wanna be forever young
45:00 <simba> o rly
45:00 <simba> lagonda drive?? 
45:00 <simba> ring n e bells
46:00 <simba> my gf moved from windsor gardens 2 holden hill
46:00 <simba> How About That
46:00 <Saemon> i lived in salisbury, elizabeth, unley, then back to elizabeth
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol walked past holden hill cop shop with a replica gun in my jeans i got off a mate, past a cop that'd pulled over a motorcyclist
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> had gone down to a friends to show it to him
46:00 <Saemon> its an offence to carry or possess on
47:00 <Saemon> especialy in public
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was in a crisis care thing in fkn elizabeth for a day
47:00 <Saemon> the heck was u finkin
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause id been a cunt the night before
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was fucked
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate elizabeth
47:00 <Saemon> lol how was it?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and salisbury can fuck off too
47:00 <Saemon> its not that bad man
47:00 <Saemon> if u keep ur head down, mind ur own business
47:00 <simba> whats that do they put u in a white room and rough u up
47:00 <Saemon> its just a place, like anywhere else
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was put in the padded room in the city naked
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> all because i said i was aboriginal
48:00 <Saemon> think about it this way: its still civilisation, a part of australia. its not like its a warzone like kabul or syria
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought saying that id be treated nicer
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> city lock up
49:00 <Saemon> elizabeth and salisbury sucks, sure, when compared to other certain rich areas. but there are much more ppl worse off in other countries. so im happy and greatful for what ive got and that im not in those peoples situations
49:00 <Saemon> this is how ive learnt to deal with it
49:00 <Saemon> thanks to a friend named strum.
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd just like to rewrite my past mistakes
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel terrible about everything, even things that werent my fault..
51:00 <simba> <Saemon> its just a place, like anywhere else - yeah thanks for that
51:00 <simba> probably the most useless line ive ever read
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> but that's why we can change and do good, and stay out of Elizabeth and Salisbury
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> where the niggers live.
53:00 <simba> all these doping issues around horse racing
53:00 <simba> some1 needs to educate the horses
53:00 <simba> let them know how dangerous roids are
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Horses doing drugs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Naaayyy
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH JOSH THAT JUST BLEW.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> slap me simba.
55:00 <simba> im a slappa
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba was touched by his dad
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you were touched by a gay angel
56:00 <simba> Dutch striker Klass Jan-Huntelaar is the only human being to ever have a name that rhymes with blah blah, blah blah blah
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you were touched by the ghost of romper
00:00 <megamanga> sheeeeit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rompers ghost couldn't touch a clay penis.
03:00 <simba> CiggyButtBrain first made love 2 his mom in the back of Herbie: the Love Bug
11:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1394552799372.gif
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive never made love
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> unless you count my hand/fleshlights
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> got my subby cranked to 75%
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> if cops come around
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they gonna get stabbed
19:00 <simba> r u listening 2 anything good
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> latin jazz
20:00 <simba> does that require a sub
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6cjoErvk2k
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jessy J - Tequila Moon (Nov 11, 2010) 4:37 - Category: Music - 19,299 views - 97 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> for the upright bass, yes
21:00 <simba> sounds like music 2 make love 2 ur dad 2
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i was an IVF baby
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my dad was a test tube
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> or well
22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> a dude who wanked into a test tube
22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> maybe my dad was AaronM
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> what to do now
23:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba do you have a port adelaide stubby holder
23:00 <CiggyButtBrain> kill yourself
24:00 <simba> no
24:00 <simba> actually probably
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive got a lions one
24:00 <simba> we have a lot of memorabilia
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 01, 02, 03 premiers
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> for 04
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh stupid movie
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you got lucky that yeaer
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> vossy was injured
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> put movie on usb, put in 360, wont play
25:00 <simba> but you guys doped up at half time anyway
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think ino what i did wrong
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> afl gave brisbane a bs finals draw
25:00 <simba> no excuses
25:00 <simba> beaten by a better team
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> keep telling yourself that
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> as delusional as a hird cultist
26:00 <simba> dont you remember brisbane doping up
26:00 <simba> rehydrating
26:00 <simba> :\
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> iv saline isnt doping
26:00 <simba> remember how essendon made fun of them for it in 01
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hird was always a sore loser
27:00 <CiggyButtBrain> pretty funny coming from a life long drug cheat with a convicted drug trafficker as a personal trainer
27:00 <BlackDevil> which is the best method
27:00 <simba> i have no idea what youre talking about
27:00 <BlackDevil> poo shower eat
27:00 <BlackDevil> eat shower pee
27:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hird wasnt as good as voss, aker, lappin
27:00 <BlackDevil> shower poo eat
28:00 <simba> Shut up, BlackDevil
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> remember hird broke his navacular
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> bone in his foot
28:00 <simba> stop rambling about james hird
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> went to USA for "radical" treatment
28:00 <BlackDevil> simba drive off a cliff
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'll ramble about whatever i want
28:00 <simba> u r trying to deflect the attention away from the lions drug taking
28:00 <simba> but everyone remembers it
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you emo haired pigeon fingerer
29:00 <simba> :)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> move on
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's CiggyButtBrain?
29:00 <simba> jerome sinclair
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'll slap the snot out of both you adelaide faggots
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wouldn't make a move.
30:00 <simba> nah youll never meet me sorry
30:00 <simba> if you did youd wanna be my friend but i would be like sorry i dont associate with lower class vermin
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'll grow a mullet and infiltrate a port game
30:00 <simba> i think the mullet jokes went out in the 90s my good man
30:00 <simba> honestly r u like 45
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they'll never die
31:00 <simba> like tiger army ?
31:00 <CiggyButtBrain> only thing port entering the comp did is create a club that is scummier than collingwood
31:00 <simba> is that what the media told u to say
32:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah, caro
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> afl is scummy full stop
33:00 <simba> only scum try to pull others down into scum-like scumness
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's the shittiest sport in the entire world
34:00 <simba> non scum dont even care
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you shitfuck adelaide cunts should be grateful you are allowed to play with Victorians
34:00 <simba> lol no it isnt PandasDontDrive
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm trying to annoy him
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you can try for your entire life josh
34:00 <simba> he seems pretty Mad
34:00 <simba> i think its cos the afl put a new team in queensland that is already more relevent than his lions
34:00 <simba> :~(
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'm mad max
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a question
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> how do you find out who impounded your car?
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> fitzroy were one of the most successful clubs
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba you're smart
35:00 <simba> in gta?
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> it was only due to carlton scum
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> this girl on fb asked in a post
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> if anyone knows how to find out
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ian collins
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause her car was impounded
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and that cunt ended up with ass cancer
36:00 <simba> shouldnt she get a letter about it or something
36:00 <simba> brisbane bears was a joke, u are lucky fizroy had to merge
37:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you are lucky you even have a club
37:00 <simba> u r just lucky the afl has tried so hard to promote the game up there they have fed both teams enough picks + cash to win flags
37:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that plays with the big boys
37:00 <CiggyButtBrain> matthew primus
37:00 <simba> not really an AFL state anyway
37:00 <simba> just bandwagoners like u ;~)
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'm in melbourne
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and was playing alf juniors with angelo lekkas, chris johnson
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> before you were even born son
38:00 <simba> oh so u are an old cunt
38:00 <simba> i can tell
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah my cock has wrinkles
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ribbed for your pleasure
39:00 <simba> old n mad about fizroy still
39:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> anyway matty primus
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> where'd he come from
40:00 <simba> lions
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wouldnt have won a flag without him
40:00 <simba> .......
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> gifted a flag
40:00 <simba> what
41:00 <CiggyButtBrain> afl let you win a pity flag
41:00 <simba> dude
41:00 <simba> what
41:00 <CiggyButtBrain> to justify letting shit cunts into the league
41:00 <simba> he was injured for the entire 04 campaign
41:00 <simba> lmao
41:00 <simba> he didnt do anything to win the flag....
41:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you were too young to remember son
41:00 <simba> we literally won it without the captain
42:00 <simba> tredrea acting captain all year man
42:00 <simba> u mustve been on some hard shit back then
42:00 <simba> u mustve thought brendan lade was primus this entire time
42:00 <simba> for the last decade
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> who did lynch smash in the face
42:00 <simba> wakelin?
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> best footy moment ever
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that dumb faggot
42:00 <simba> u thought that was primus?!
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nah
42:00 <simba> holy shit
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> primus was the shittest of all cunts
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> he wouldnt stand up to a lynchy
43:00 <simba> the guy you said we wouldnt have won the flag without?
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> do u even have a point here old timer
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> browny smashing carr in the face was epic too
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my only point is 3 in a row
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> while you were gifted 1
44:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the only one you'll ever win
44:00 <simba> ah ok
44:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and you're not even in a real footy state, you are like the american fans on reddit
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> who ask for a team to follow
45:00 <simba> SA?
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> wat
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go
45:00 <simba> wat r u ramblin about now
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Vale Saynt Could contact the cops? They might know how to help.. man I hate ever having to call those dudes
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> SA is a field hockey state
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lesbian chicks
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> THOSE DUDES BE BEATIN' ON US BLACKS
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick is gay
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> im outing everyone that's gay
45:00 <simba> that was again, prob in the 90s man
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> PandasDontDrive that dude is gay.
45:00 <simba> u r really showing ur age
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> adelaide is so shit it doesnt even have its own austnet channel
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that anybody cares about
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> no 1 cares what u think sorry
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they do
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my opinions are highly regarded
47:00 <simba> i cant believe you thought wakelin was primus
47:00 <simba> this from a fizroy man
47:00 <simba> lmao
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> thats a complete strawman
48:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i never said any such thing, you shit troll
48:00 <simba> what
48:00 <simba> it was like five minutes ago dude
48:00 <simba> lmao
48:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 3 in a row
48:00 <CiggyButtBrain> vs 1 gifted
48:00 <simba> it was literally seven minutes ago
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> who gifted us the flag
49:00 <simba> brisbane?
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> keep going i'll knock you harder than j-brown dawg smashed carr
49:00 <simba> did your team lay down and roll over is that what youre implying
49:00 <simba> is that how youve justified that loss for a decade now
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> afl fixed the result
49:00 <simba> like the brisbane flags?
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> to give their bs franchise team in port fagelaide
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> some relevancy
49:00 <simba> was 04 the only fixed flag in history?
49:00 <simba> please educate us
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yep
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> brisbane deserved a home final
50:00 <simba> port adelaide is not their franchise
50:00 <simba> they have 16 franchises
50:00 <simba> the SA clubs arent two of them
50:00 <simba> brisbane are an afl franchise, set up to win flags and grow the game in queensland
50:00 <simba> just like the suns
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> tin foil hatter
51:00 <simba> what
51:00 <simba> you just said the afl fixed the flag
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> WELL
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they did
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S TIME TO POOP'N'SHOWER
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> then kill zombies.
51:00 <simba> holy shit this guy is retarded
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> port won a flag and then nearly went broke
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> if afl didnt gift you the flag
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you'd be a distant memory
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> like university
52:00 <CiggyButtBrain> carlton and richmond had far worse records than fitzroy
52:00 <CiggyButtBrain> it was only due to Ian Collins
52:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that Carlton faggot
52:00 <CiggyButtBrain> who suffers from karma related cancer
53:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that fitzroy were screwed out of the comp
53:00 <simba> is that ur conspiracy theory
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <CiggyButtBrain> its the truth
53:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ur like a 16 year old kid
53:00 <simba> u r really mad
53:00 <CiggyButtBrain> who thinks bruce mcavaney is a legend
54:00 <simba> hes a crows/north faggot 
54:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 3 in a row
54:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im really mad
54:00 <CiggyButtBrain> vs 1 gifted
54:00 <simba> tin foil hat
54:00 <CiggyButtBrain> port never had one player, equal to aker
54:00 <simba> wanganeen is much, much better than aka
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <beehhh> glass shaped heart used to beat like an icebox
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wanganeen is a dirty coon
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> rapist
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> aker is an upstanding member of the community
55:00 <simba> lmbo
56:00 <simba> yeah and mark riccuito is a clean sober man
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> coke head
56:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS5Bly7pfGI
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tourettes Guy: 4 Door Ford Whore (Jan 17, 2013) 0:09 - Category: Entertainment - 2,299 views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
56:00 <beehhh> i fucked my tranny gf in the arse she goes bigcock i've got
56:00 <simba> bf*
57:00 <CiggyButtBrain> apubisu
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> greeks love the trannies
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> most greek guys cant root a good looking white chick
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> so they go for trannies
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> same as arabs
58:00 <simba> wow u sure know a lot of useless things about other cultures
59:00 <beehhh> they are smart folks
59:00 <simba> what cereal do italians enjoy most?
59:00 <beehhh> as whites love asian whores
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> aussie chicks who bang lebs and greeks are more disgusting than hookers with aids
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> at least the hookers have a modicum of self respect
00:00 <beehhh> im in love with my ts gf
00:00 <simba> bf*
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they do it for money
00:00 <beehhh> shes a girl tho
00:00 <simba> boy
00:00 <beehhh> likes looking at other girl
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> go back to your wine cask beehhh
00:00 <beehhh> cuteboy
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nobody cares about your derp perverted shit
01:00 <beehhh> well she sucked me good for sure n swallowed my load
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you're lucky i dont come up the eltham and crack your skull
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i know all your secrets
01:00 <beehhh> dude i didnt sleep with your wife
02:00 <beehhh> i sucked her off too
02:00 <beehhh> we did a long smooth 69
03:00 <simba> that is horrifying mirza, shut the fuck up
04:00 <beehhh> she told me she may have a guys figure but inside shes a girl n started singing maria carey beautyful voice
04:00 <beehhh> so so impressed
04:00 <simba> and you believed that/
04:00 <simba> ?
04:00 <simba> a man told you he was a girl and you believed it
04:00 <megamanga> get your shine box mirza
04:00 <megamanga> get your shine box!
04:00 <beehhh> she was sobbing n goes never to leaver her or she will die
05:00 <beehhh> *leave
05:00 <simba> lmbo
05:00 <beehhh> i never met anyone so girly like her before
06:00 <simba> beehhh
06:00 <beehhh> she sleeps on my lap
06:00 <beehhh> i go to her im so lucky you got a penis
06:00 <beehhh> brokeback mountain
07:00 <beehhh> she noticed that im so perverted by trannies
09:00 <simba> classic
09:00 <DreamSeller> he is fucked haha 
09:00 <simba> she told me she may have a guys figure but inside shes a girl n started singing maria carey beautyful voice
10:00 <megamanga> hes def warlock fucken hell
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> such a shit troll
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> funny how he has everyone sucked in
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that he's really a chocolate face
14:00 <simba> beehhh is all too real old mate
15:00 <CiggyButtBrain> atari has been on here since like 98 young chap
15:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive witnessed his wine cask induced descent to madness
15:00 <simba> lmao who cares about him
15:00 <simba> hes fucked
15:00 <simba> compulsive liar
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> like most south aussies on here
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> trying to impress us victorians
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the? -> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1962605_716430151752879_1391711733_n.jpg
17:00 <megamanga> fucken ciggy butt brains
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm neway my shower was great n i pooped first
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> was also great
27:00 <megamanga> nothing like a good shit
27:00 <megamanga> and not spraying air freshener after
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i made macaroni carbonara before i went to bed yesteday
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sharted it all out
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> in brutal fashion
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> as well as the salami i snacked on
37:00 <BlackDevil> Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues 2013 UNRATED 1080p WEB-DL H264-PublicHD
37:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nuked fake
39:00 <simba> oh cool theres a 1080p anchorman 2 torrent up? thanks BlackDevil, ill let my thirteen year old brother know
41:00 <BlackDevil> yea its up
41:00 <BlackDevil> unrated version
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> Woosh
43:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://www.myfreecams.com/#AmberHahn
43:00 <simba> no thanx
43:00 <simba> u bond over those cam trannies with panda
44:00 <BlackDevil> she isnt a tranny
46:00 <simba> idc
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> simba is so hardcore
48:00 <CiggyButtBrain> emo kid with sunnies on while he chats
49:00 <BlackDevil> What if time travel is possible and they traveled back to 9/11/2001 and landed in one of the twin towers, then time reseted itself and created a exact duplicate of the same plane and it crashed against the second tower and thats why i have a penis
50:00 <BlackDevil> that was refrence the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370
50:00 <simba> ok
50:00 <BlackDevil> funny isnt it
51:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what if you were fucking her https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1458455_539088392850976_1879334851_n.jpg
51:00 <simba> BlackDevil why do you have to type
51:00 <megamanga> theres no meat
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me i want these boots on the far right https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t31/1462641_529548263804989_997715831_o.jpg
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nice way to come out of the closet pandas
56:00 <CiggyButtBrain> loud n proud
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> mad boots dude
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wear puma pants and puma tops bru?
58:00 <megamanga> cordoroy manggg
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> twenty year old adidas shoes
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> CiggyButtBrain thinks dandruff is snow
02:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i wear steel cap mongrel boots, nike shox or everlast sparring shoes
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've got some nice Nikes
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im kinda bored
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> but watching a good movie
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u upto megamanga?
03:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/chem/src/1371886768249.jpg im playing with uranium
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i made the mistake of smelling my everalast shoes, leather shoes i been wearing with no socks
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i nearly barfed
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive always got socks on
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> had 11 pairs of shoes
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> threw a pair out
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> no 12
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> threw 2 out
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt like them anymore heh
04:00 <megamanga> i got this shit to keep my white shoes white
04:00 <megamanga> does that make me a guido
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> aryan shine
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need to clean my Nikes
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ive got this shit to keep my shoes clean too
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> got scuff on them :( expensive shoes
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> its called a black fella
05:00 <megamanga> loll
05:00 <megamanga> u can get this white paste shit
05:00 <megamanga> it makes ur shoes white again
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> these are like suede feel to them
05:00 <megamanga> the supreme way they should be, white
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lol
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> swede feel
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> suede
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cost 400 dollars
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you mean
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> brothel creepers
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're all leather
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> brothel creepers?
07:00 <CiggyButtBrain> brothel creepers are old rockabilly shoes
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> old rockabilly shoes?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> show me a pic of said shoes?
07:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel_creeper
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you heard of a Welsh band Demented Are Go Josh?
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QFvniPyELQ
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - 'My Love For Evermore' (ft. Sparky from Demented Are Go) FullVideo 2 (Mar 21, 2011) 4:25 - Category: Music - 70,744 views - 437 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> no i havent
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they are Welsh too
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> theres quite a rockabilly revival scene in europe
09:00 <megamanga> those white ones look sick
09:00 <megamanga> lol
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they aint wog tappers m8
09:00 <megamanga> u avin a giggle m8
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> what ever the fuck those brothel creepers are they're disgusting
10:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394556770368.gif
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> am i ever not havin a giggle m8
10:00 <megamanga> its gettin hot in here
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> man
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 4 hours till dans opens
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> looks like im gonna have to sleep
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> or drink some rubbing alchohol
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> or just rub myself
13:00 <megamanga> rub yourself with isoprop
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i'll bleach my asshole just for you dave
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr2aokxNDyg
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Air Toki ND "4CQ Series" (Oct 3, 2010) 5:28 - Category: Entertainment - 4,260 views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> suede like i said
14:00 <megamanga> i only tongue the finest aryan anus
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> see now those are dope Nikes
16:00 <CiggyButtBrain> ur a dope
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> where is simba
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> cunts fuckin scared
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> of an irc beatdown
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> got these rad Reebok DMX shoes
17:00 <megamanga> waking up early to renew collingwood membership
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i got a sick pair of thongs
18:00 <CiggyButtBrain> spent a whole dole pay on em
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oldschool style air max rule
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> aswell
18:00 <CiggyButtBrain> jordan IV's
19:00 <megamanga> http://www.zappos.com/images/z/1/1/1/4/7/0/1114707-p-4x.jpg master race
21:00 <megamanga> yeah, thats what i thought. kent
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> full wog
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> adidas slipons
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> for shopping
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nights out
22:00 <megamanga> theyre my going out shoes
22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> driving shoes
22:00 <megamanga> theyre actually pretty good driving shoes
22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im callin da cops
22:00 <megamanga> i dun give a fuk
22:00 <CiggyButtBrain> unsecured footwear while driving a rice burner
23:00 <megamanga> http://memestorage.com/_nw/28/90512755.jpg
23:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dont fuckin push it m8
23:00 <CiggyButtBrain> makin fun of the nazi's
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wont stand for that shiesen
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant find these fkn reeboks online
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno what to type to search them
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont have a name cept DMX
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm tired
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 megamanga https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/10004010_609994392404573_1456475530_n.jpg ehehe
51:00 <megamanga> lolll
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> eheh
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> pff tired but dont want to go to bed
52:00 <simba> tired of sex - weezer
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> night simba mega
15:00 <simba> bayern... MUNCHEN
18:00 <brian> lol
24:00 <simba> idk whether 2 watch bayern - arsenal or milan - atletico
24:00 <simba> but the oracle already knows what im going to choose
24:00 <simba> i just have to understand.... Why.....
25:00 <brian> 4. SNORT FLAVOURED POWDER 5.
25:00 <simba> stfu wayne martin
25:00 <simba> diabetes cunt
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba>  4. SNORT FLAVOURED POWDER 5.
26:00 <brian> lol
27:00 <brian> u  got owned
27:00 <simba>  4. SNORT FLAVOURED POWDER 5.
29:00 <brian> lololol
34:00 <brian> lollllll
35:00 <brian> rofl
37:00 <brian> simba wears shit stained undies
43:00 <brian> simba wears shit stained undies
01:00 <stebie> that's not nice, brian
01:00 <stebie> keep it to yourself
20:00 <zaim> :p
21:00 <stebie> top of the morning to ya
21:00 <zaim> ditto!
21:00 <zaim> :D
21:00 <zaim> work?
23:00 <stebie> soon..........................
23:00 <stebie> kinda doing remote stuff
23:00 <zaim> how soon
23:00 <stebie> bz day today?
23:00 <zaim> omg so am i
23:00 <zaim> with my tv remote
24:00 <stebie> haha
24:00 <zaim> :p
24:00 <zaim> yeah very busy day
24:00 <zaim> today is Fault Demolition!
24:00 <stebie> !!
24:00 <zaim> smash as many faults as u can
24:00 <stebie> i need pants
24:00 <zaim> me too lol how funy
24:00 <stebie> my pants are faulty
24:00 <zaim> but i wont show u mine cos i dont wanna see urs
24:00 <stebie> plz fix
24:00 <stebie> :O
25:00 <stebie> kk
25:00 <zaim> reverse the pants
25:00 <zaim> thats how i wear mine when they are faulty
25:00 <zaim> be like kriss kross
25:00 <zaim> ahuh ahuh
30:00 <stebie> lol
30:00 <stebie> i gtg
30:00 <stebie> :<
30:00 <stebie> bai
37:00 <simba> munchen!!!!!!!
34:00 <jim> good morning
58:00 <lumeah> Mornin
18:00 <brian> morning cok sucker
18:00 <brian> lol
21:00 <lumeah> Morning dickhead
22:00 <brian> morning cok sucker
23:00 <lumeah> nice dude nice.. lol 
24:00 <lumeah> It's cock.. btw..
28:00 <lumeah> lol ya dickhead lol
29:00 <brian> how bout a suck
30:00 <lumeah> whats with brian name 
30:00 <lumeah> *kicks * 
31:00 <lumeah> you... 
31:00 <lumeah> are 
31:00 <lumeah> lol looks at your ip...lol
43:00 <lumeah> he is lol 
54:00 <lumeah> welcome frayedknot
32:00 <brian> k ¡ËÚÀüŵ¿¡
33:00 <brian> lumeah how bout a suck
35:00 <lumeah> how about my steel caps up your asss
26:00 <BlackDevil> simba mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nViWpVc1x_4
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Website model involuntarily pumps up the jam (Mar 10, 2014) 0:29 - Category: Comedy - 973,788 views - 6,356 likes (95.1%), 326 dislikes (4.9%)
28:00 <BlackDevil> simba mate http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr05/5/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15264-1394036454-23.gif
31:00 <BlackDevil> hey Cath^ mate http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr05/5/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15264-1394036454-23.gif
36:00 <brian> BLACKDEVIL:GONG
37:00 <brian> lol
48:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/10007009_518538961592351_1700595732_n.jpg
49:00 <Loof> drool
52:00 <The_Baron> I know aye
52:00 <The_Baron> everyone needs one of those
54:00 <BlackDevil> wtf is that
54:00 <Loof> fucking dlr is dry as atm, can only buy 1/4's :(
54:00 <Loof> sucks ass
54:00 <The_Baron> bah
57:00 <Loof> going to install halflife episiode 2
57:00 <Loof> should work on this pos laptop
58:00 <Loof> bong tarm! :D
19:00 <brian> er
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this is why we love american girls https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/10009313_612611238827811_1087878186_n.jpg
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
23:00 <druff> isnt
44:00 <zaim> why?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what are we talking about first
48:00 <druff> hi 21 yr old Serenity
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hi Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> hello
49:00 <druff> sup
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' posers! it's almost over now
50:00 <Bastardly_One> going through a huge NERD phase this week
50:00 <druff> star trek?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the band
51:00 <druff> arh yeps
51:00 <druff> i know 1 of their songs
51:00 <Serenity> just got home chilling out for 5 mins
51:00 <druff> chill out for 6 mins
51:00 <druff> i dare ya
52:00 <Bastardly_One> time starts ... now *sets the timer*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going at 1:57
53:00 <druff> when does day light savings end?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1655846_10152032731447875_1386244687_n.jpg
55:00 <druff> haw haw
55:00 <druff> clever
56:00 <doctor> they take advantage of the wiltering flower and smother it to steal its light
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not if they're saps
58:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hawhawhaw
58:00 <druff> jeepers
58:00 <druff> your on fire!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope not
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i drank too much tea\
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a history of fires
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> coughed some up lmao
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> was nice
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume
59:00 <Bastardly_One> too much tea = too much pee
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive had 2-3 pots
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 mins
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillin wit neighbour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be pissing
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin ink finished tomoz mang!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> every 10 mins
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> just pissed then
59:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer bro i like drinking tea to stave off the hunger
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking cant sign into xbox
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid shit on site sayin they got problems
00:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwww
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u get ps4 u better not shit on me
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs man
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig time
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when being the main word
00:00 <druff> im gunna drive a relient robin
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I better check lunch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie!
01:00 <druff> my pies are ready :)
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> hai hotties
01:00 <druff> hi Q
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> are u hawt, Serenity 
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> oh hai druff 
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> how are u? 
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> whats been happening?
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> pls keep me updated
02:00 <lumeah2> Pandy! 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes she is
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's warm in perth
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1655977_1409261635999937_434019159_n.jpg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
03:00 <Excessive> moanin fuckers :)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off cunt
03:00 <Excessive> aye fck yew 2
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to live here https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1970856_10152262042890266_721109232_n.jpg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ya wanna
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> those beat stone lions
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
03:00 <Excessive> :)
03:00 <lumeah2> huh? lol :P 
04:00 <Excessive> ye
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wot to doo
05:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u can push someone against it and kill that person
06:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> who wants to go there
06:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> nobody wants them things in their nightmares
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how many Liberal supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Velvet Acid CHrist - Slut
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
07:00 <Bastardly_One> none. they're afraid of change no matter how bright the future
07:00 <Excessive> none, we use LED bulbs
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want to eat, alllll of your skinnnn
07:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> just one - tony abbot
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> turn your soft tissue into dusstt
08:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i want to make cracklings out of them
08:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> chickens dont taste good without the skin
09:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> the fat adds flavor
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> u like VAC Bastardly_One?
09:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, I gottah find mah receipt for mah micro sd card and post it back for warranty exchange or somethin cause it fcked out
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they're alright
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> 90s industriallllll electronic shit
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd bro ^5
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo xbox said live is up n runnin now yay
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it may sound, a little frightening, i want to swallow alll of your skiiin, chew your soft tissue into asshh
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WILL BE YOUR  WHORE
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One let's go back in time to the 90s dude and do shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I still live in them some days
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> me too
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> motherfuck me man rip out my fucking spine already, took two fortes n kills
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> need a baseball bat to my lower spine, sort it out, do it for me b1?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I need one to my shoulder
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I relate
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
14:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i got fish roe stew
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is for you b1
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> he he he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNLPl7oIRc
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meeting Of The Heroes (Jul 1, 2009) 2:36 - Category: Film and Animation - 5,351,279 views - 17,467 likes (96.8%), 578 dislikes (3.2%)
15:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> also fish roe,shrimp and egg omlet
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'd prob like Spam Police
16:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> pls do not insult the word police with such association
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Would somebody please put a dick in his mouth it's clearly what he's asking for." "It was a joke, Robin."
18:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> anyone got any interesting url
20:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i got pm from 2 hot chicks
20:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> 3 old geezers
20:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> 2  gay dudes
21:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i dont buy their claims
21:00 <lumeah2> lol did you pm them?
21:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> no
21:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> they pm me when i was away
22:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u got any good url to share, lumeah2 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut the fuck up and listen to this Q{tri_n_curious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d51PZhQ2U0Y
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Velvet Acid Christ - There Is No God (Apr 5, 2009) 5:13 - Category: Music - 6,716 views - 62 likes (95.4%), 3 dislikes (4.6%)
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> blasphemous PandasDontDrive 
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> god exist and he is on my side
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> and he tells me to bend u over
24:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> he says ur unclean and devol worshiper
24:00 <BlackDevil> im watching anchorman 2
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet is it good?
26:00 <BlackDevil> I JUST STARTED
26:00 <BlackDevil> jesus
27:00 <BlackDevil> where i think they get fired
27:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/one-quarter-of-flight-attendants-sexually-harassed-survey-20140224-33bqb.html
27:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> when will hotties try to harrass me?!
27:00 <lumeah2> lol whats your angle are you just being nice to get what?
28:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> free manicure and pedure for 30yrs
28:00 <lumeah2> im sure they get pinched on the ass
28:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> pedicure*
29:00 <lumeah2> pedycure.. hehe :P
29:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u ever got pinched on the bum?
29:00 <lumeah2> lol want a sore face from a slap ?
29:00 <lumeah2> lol
30:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> and i ritually worship every evening
30:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> no thx
30:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i do want a kiss tho
31:00 <lumeah2> lol
31:00 <lumeah2> come get one :p-
31:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> can u blow me some kisses, lumeah2 
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> they will find their way to me
32:00 <lumeah2> why do i get?
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u get good luck
32:00 <lumeah2> lol
33:00 <lumeah2> haven't you already got 2 girls on pm?
33:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> theyre not here
33:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> never chat to them before
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking beyonce trying to get 'Bossy' banned
34:00 <lumeah2> umm thats worse 
34:00 <lumeah2> lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a dumb bitch
34:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> who's dumb, PandasDontDrive 
34:00 <lumeah2> why
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a word
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> and children need to be put in their place
35:00 <BlackDevil> ron burgandy tried to kill himself
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> school's a battleground, sorts the strong from the weak
36:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i probably end up having weak children
36:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> so i wont send them to school
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this pie needs to cool down immediately
37:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> actually i consider a failure on my part to send my kids to fend themselves against them
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to scoff it
37:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> sending ur kids to public school is like giving ur children to the state 
37:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> s omeh
38:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i not interested
39:00 <brian> er
40:00 <brian> der
40:00 <druff> hi brian
40:00 <druff> wanna type back and forth?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> brian/shads
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is probably too busy eating
41:00 <druff> arh right
41:00 <druff> thats cool, i wasnt really keen anyways
43:00 <Lumeah> lol
43:00 <brian> er
44:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> druff, hasnt been certified as a hottie yet
44:00 <Lumeah> shads what you on today?
44:00 <brian> weed
44:00 <Lumeah> hmm alone with the Girls who have there asshole lists lol
44:00 <Lumeah> *along
45:00 <brian> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> I seid your ment to share smokeing in the channel
48:00 <BlackDevil> wow thes special effects ARE terrible
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Lu
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Lux
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not a cat
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a demon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Lumeah> waht revenge?
50:00 <Lumeah> *what
51:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> gotta be listed to be ranked
52:00 <BlackDevil> Q{tri_n_curious
52:00 <BlackDevil> mate
52:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nViWpVc1x_4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Website model involuntarily pumps up the jam (Mar 10, 2014) 0:29 - Category: Comedy - 1,222,729 views - 7,118 likes (94.9%), 384 dislikes (5.1%)
53:00 <Lumeah> boring 
53:00 <BlackDevil> no
55:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.theage.com.au/travel/beyond-fiji-the-other-pacific-paradises-you-must-visit-20140306-348nh.html
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i wonder if that place hums with girls moaning at nights
56:00 <Lumeah> yes
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u ever wondered that, Lumeah 
57:00 <Lumeah> why are you interested in finding out q?
57:00 <LuxTheCatGetsItsRevenge> Bastardly_One: the owner did kick the cat in the rear though
57:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i have insatiable appetite for knowledge
57:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> An Oklahoma man who chased a $20 note he lost down a storm drain ended up being stuck for two days. The man was rescued by an emergency crew after his cries for help were heard by a group of passing schoolchildren. Police say the man, who was not named, was down on his luck. The $20 was not recovered.
58:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i already know too much
58:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i already know meaning of life
58:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i not tell u tho
58:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394596660565.gif
58:00 <Lumeah> oh god... 
58:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> <-- very stingy on that knowledge
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm subway, now tired
59:00 <Lumeah> well was it nice? 
59:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394594929789.gif
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ate it n watched sth park
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> might go to sleep for a while
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> Female spider kills male to attract a mate
01:00 <Lumeah> cool
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> only had 5 hrs
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> Treat them mean, keep them keen?
02:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> The behaviour is clearly risky, though  not least because the scent of a dead rival hardly encourages other males to try their luck.
02:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152029186823697&set=vb.29534858696&type=2&theater
02:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> For male Pennsylvania grass spiders, the whiff of dead male seems to be exactly what they look for in a mate. They are far more likely to approach a female if she has recently killed and eaten a male.
04:00 <BlackDevil> yea Lumeah the voice actress died
04:00 <BlackDevil> so she had to be killed off
04:00 <BlackDevil> i think they will explain it
04:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1069422_518760974898891_2113518270_n.jpg
04:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/beautiful-spring-day.htm
06:00 <BlackDevil> wow anchorman
06:00 <BlackDevil> isnt funny
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> first one wasnt that great 
09:00 <BlackDevil> yea the second one has to much CG
12:00 <BlackDevil> kristin wig is going to be steve corells gf
12:00 <BlackDevil> because they play retarted characters
14:00 <BlackDevil> stupid scene
15:00 <druff> i should open my box of shapes and watch biggest loser
15:00 <BlackDevil> you know whats funny
15:00 <druff> i know a few things that are funny
16:00 <druff> certain jokes are funny
16:00 <BlackDevil> people watch biggest loser and they eat bons bons
18:00 <druff> prolly the whole packet too
18:00 <druff> and soft drink
18:00 <druff> and icecream
18:00 <druff> and biscuits
19:00 <BlackDevil> yea
19:00 <BlackDevil> they do that
19:00 <druff> i wanna be kev's size
20:00 <druff> fuck, blue heelers is back on tele
20:00 <druff> go maggie doyle
42:00 <TheRon> would it be wrong to post the chris kenny dog fucker pic??
46:00 <doctor> nah
46:00 <doctor> we can handle it
47:00 <TheRon> http://polliter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/chris_kenny_dog-1024x575.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> the chaser have nothing to answer for
48:00 <doctor> lol
48:00 <TheRon> see it's funny
48:00 <TheRon> people should just lighten up
48:00 <BlackDevil> a picture of element http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/297/d/8/rarity___element_of_water_by_jennieoo-d5iu07b.png
52:00 <Excessive> http://allthingsaero.com/general-aviation/accidents-incidents/article-judge-slams-man-with-14-year-sentence-for-lasing-helicopter?page=1
07:00 <Serenity> element is cute
07:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
08:00 <Serenity> hello Excessive how are you this afternoon
09:00 <Excessive> haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
09:00 <Excessive> am gd thnx n u?
09:00 <Serenity> yaeh im alright actually
10:00 <Excessive> see that ^ ......... 14 years for pointin a laser at a chopper
12:00 <faux> why does loof keep looking for me
12:00 <Excessive> he wants yew faux
12:00 <Excessive> :P
13:00 <TheRon> loof thinks you're hot?
13:00 <faux> .
13:00 <druff> yea sweet
14:00 <Excessive> orrraiiiiiiiiite
14:00 <Excessive> I have the toroid on its way
14:00 <Serenity> hes in luurve
14:00 <druff> o0o0o0oo0o
16:00 <faux> [16:11] -prowl- Loof ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 21 hours ago (11.03. 18:11).
16:00 <faux> every time i come on
17:00 <TheRon> maybe loof comes everytime you're on
18:00 <Excessive> do the same to him faux
18:00 <Excessive> lead him on n then fck him orff
18:00 <Excessive> :P
18:00 <Serenity> maybe i should leave and see if anyone looks for me
19:00 <Serenity> i bet they dont the cunts
19:00 <Excessive> `seen Serenity
19:00 <prowl> Excessive, if you can't see Serenity here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
19:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <TheRon> `seen sezz
20:00 <prowl> TheRon, I found 6 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: Serenity, SeZz, madrox, SmoothOperator, BeerandaDick. Serenity ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick from SeZz on #melbourne 2 hours 18 minutes ago (12.03. 13:00). Serenity is still there.
20:00 <Serenity> ooo i see wot u did thur
21:00 <Excessive> do a /identify now Serenity
22:00 <Serenity> why im already identified
22:00 <TheRon> 'seen chris
22:00 <Excessive> ummmmm, was jus curious to see if u get a chanop msg lol
23:00 <druff> its a prowl msg if anything
23:00 <Serenity> only if i switch to sezz
23:00 <Excessive> nooooooooo
23:00 <SeZz> [1:23pm] --> *prowl* TheRon ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 3 minutes ago (12.03. 15:19).
24:00 <Serenity> [1:23pm] --> *Excessive* ChanOP ([email protected]) was looking for you on #24/7 2 minutes ago (3.12 16:21). (AustNet)
24:00 <Excessive> ehehe
26:00 <Serenity> is that your channel
27:00 <Excessive> ummmmm, ye, I use it for testing shit
27:00 <Serenity> ah yep
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yea had a nap
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> n couldnt nap longer :(
32:00 <faux> ok
33:00 <Serenity> whats news fauxalottle
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols cute
34:00 <faux> not much hey just got home from my cousins
34:00 <faux> and now im procrastinating before doing uni work again ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
34:00 <faux> how ar eyou
34:00 <Serenity> yeahh im good trying my best to do a whole heap of nothing
34:00 <faux> nice
35:00 <faux> i just want food
35:00 <faux> cant wait for bloody dinner
35:00 <Serenity> have these hell tight muscles in my shoulder/neck which i think has been causing all the headaches i get
35:00 <faux> bugger
35:00 <Serenity> mmm food
35:00 <faux> do you sleep funny
35:00 <faux> my neck hurts cos i sleep like a retard
36:00 <Serenity> not that im aware of haha
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Serenity> i think it might be an inherited thing tbh cause mum used to get pain in the same place
36:00 <faux> maybe you both sleep like retards
36:00 <faux> :D
36:00 <Serenity> thinking maybe physio might help
36:00 <faux>  my aunty goes to physio for her back she loves him
36:00 <faux> no wait
36:00 <faux> chiro
36:00 <faux> my bad
36:00 <Serenity> i got a new pillow some fancy memory foam thing
36:00 <faux> oh nice
36:00 <Serenity> but its too tall -.-
37:00 <faux> I LOVE TALL.
37:00 <faux> i sleep on three pillows.
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <faux> and i still want more
37:00 <Serenity> haha you'd love this one
37:00 <Serenity> its tall but you kind of melt into it
37:00 <faux>  i hate soft low pilllows i feel like im sinking
37:00 <faux> oooooooooh sounds like heaven
37:00 <faux> are they expensive
37:00 <Serenity> it was on sale for $25 said RRP was $60
37:00 <Serenity> but i dunno.. i reckon they lie lol
37:00 <faux> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
37:00 <faux> from where
37:00 <faux> i want one
37:00 <faux> brb eaby
37:00 <faux> ebay
37:00 <Serenity> homeart haha
38:00 <faux> my fam call me the ebay queen
38:00 <faux> i bought the nicest watch the other day for $7
38:00 <Serenity> everything is cheaper on ebay!
38:00 <faux> bought my baby cousin ugg boots for $17
38:00 <faux> and my other little cousins these rubber band things they use to make bracelets for $4 .......... everywhere else was $40 for a kit
38:00 <faux> i got it for 4 bux.
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <Serenity> i got lilys birthday present off ebay haha
38:00 <faux> :D
38:00 <faux> its the best
38:00 <Serenity> saved like $60
38:00 <Excessive> I have 70 feedbacks on ebay so far ......... all 100% positive
39:00 <faux> lolllll
39:00 <faux> [16:39] -Element- LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ $7 watch HAHAHAHAHAHH poor cunt on the dole can only afford a $7 watch LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL stop eating so much food you fat bitch.
39:00 <faux> hes still around?
39:00 <faux> wow.
39:00 <faux> what a sad cunt
39:00 <faux> nice Excessive
39:00 <faux> mine is like 125 now
39:00 <faux> :D
39:00 <faux> 100% too
40:00 <Excessive> even if I have some mishaps with someone on there I choose to rather not leave em feedback than havin them leave negative feedback after
40:00 <faux> same
40:00 <Serenity> i cant remember what mine is
40:00 <Serenity> 109 or something
40:00 <faux> woot
40:00 <Serenity> oo 118
40:00 <Serenity> i has a green star
41:00 <Excessive> I have a blue one
41:00 <faux> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2-X-Premium-Visco-Elastic-MEMORY-FOAM-Pillow-Extra-Thick-Medium-to-High-/350980923967?pt=AU_Bedding&hash=item51b817e23f
41:00 <Excessive> ye faux Element is jus bored ........... throws shit at anyone for jus abt anythin
41:00 <faux> i forgot he existed
42:00 <Serenity> woah thats hell cheap
42:00 <faux> idk why he bothers to msg me
42:00 <faux> its weird.
42:00 <faux> attn seeker
42:00 <faux> yeah sez its good
42:00 <faux> 19cm x 2
42:00 <faux> :D
42:00 <Serenity> i do like the pillow even though its tall
42:00 <Serenity> i like how you kinda sink into it but its still firm
42:00 <faux> nice
43:00 <faux> i like firm
43:00 <Serenity> tehehehehhuahah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got something chrome
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i got it from home
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i dare a motherfucker to come in my face!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^-^
44:00 <faux> um
44:00 <faux>  AU $999.00
44:00 <faux> 	
44:00 <faux> Australia
44:00 <faux> Express delivery
44:00 <faux> what.
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Serenity> o.O
44:00 <Serenity> eodl
45:00 <Serenity> rofl
45:00 <Excessive> some ppl make money/run a business/shop on ebay, but unless u have brand new products to sell, ebay is mainly for gettin rid of shit that u no longer want etc
46:00 <TheRon> my spag bol is on
47:00 <faux> i used to work in an electronics store selling their shit on ebay
47:00 <faux> it was fun
48:00 <Excessive> though all is not bad with ebay ............ I made like 2300 bux jus b4 x-mas with ebay sellin rack servers that I scavenged from someone's skip bin lol
48:00 <faux> i had my own office and i would just take pics, list them and watch them
48:00 <faux> then post the items
48:00 <faux> .
48:00 <faux> was easy peasy
48:00 <faux> my boss wanted to stab me once though cos i forgot to check an item i listed and it sold for 70c
49:00 <faux> oops
49:00 <Serenity> We have so much electronic shit in our shed we could sell
49:00 <Excessive> this is wat they were ........ 12 of em ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1384247_10200342692844559_1747973640_n.jpg
51:00 <Excessive> the skip bin a big "FREE" sign on it .......... so I got wat I wanted out of it ........ emptied half the bin
53:00 <Excessive> my guess is that someone upgraded and jus wanted their old shit gone instead of havin to pay by the kilo to have them taken away
54:00 <Excessive> it was in the Artarmon industrial area
54:00 <faux> um hello https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1609841_342073042601104_1121850398_n.jpg
54:00 <Serenity> those eyes
54:00 <Serenity> yum
54:00 <faux> good lord https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1383527_308948695913539_1178636450_n.jpg
54:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1098412_281494058659003_556472190_n.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> thats what i look like in repose
54:00 <faux> photoshop*
54:00 <Doodle> 'paint me like one of your french girls'
54:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/554923_217556555052754_387992134_n.jpg
55:00 <faux> hng.
55:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/3904_161290790679331_697587936_n.jpg
55:00 <faux> ...........................
56:00 <TheRon> chris kenny, could it be that he really is a dog fucker?
02:00 <Excessive> ah cool, cheap chips found my sales receipt for the micro SD card I bought from them ........ the card has fcked up so I need to return it for warranty
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> butterfly kisses
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> SeZz do you like knives and butterfly kisses
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> what an awesome song title that'd make
08:00 <TheRon> strawberry kisses?
08:00 <TheRon> bullet with butterfly wings has already been done
14:00 <Excessive> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/julia-gillard-offered-secret-deal-to-stop-poker-machine-reform-andrew-wilkie-20140312-34lr7.html
16:00 <brian> tv  n j b
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> think ima stretch my legs and walk to Bastardly_One's place, smoke his stash n walk home like a penguin.
22:00 <TheRon> oh no, not his stash!!
22:00 <TheRon> seems cruel to me
33:00 <abc> hey FredFlinstone .. got wilma there withyou?
34:00 <TheRon> given wilma a good seeing to lately?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
37:00 <FredFlinstone> wilma left me
37:00 <FredFlinstone> she gone up the coast
37:00 <TheRon> sad to hear
37:00 <abc> did she take bam bam with her?
38:00 <abc> or is it pebbles?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> pebbles der
38:00 <FredFlinstone> barney and betty have bam bam
39:00 <abc> ok .. what about dino .. did she take dino?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
39:00 <FredFlinstone> needs someone for sex
39:00 <abc> lol
39:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
39:00 <TheRon> she needs a bit of yabba dabba doooo!
39:00 <FredFlinstone> indeedy doo
47:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
49:00 <Loof> Q{tri_n_curious should be exterminated
50:00 <TheRon> bit harsh
50:00 <Loof> how does someone that dumb remember to breathe?
50:00 <TheRon> lungs have a mind of their own
50:00 <Lumeah> lol 
51:00 <Lumeah> well seid lol
51:00 <Loof> cheers babe
51:00 <Lumeah> hey loof 
51:00 <Loof> hey :)
52:00 <TheRon> he ya
52:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1655907_10201064767055963_862427284_n.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> indeed
53:00 <Lumeah> rof! good one :P 
53:00 <abc> very true pic
54:00 <Rak> hahaha
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah wicked walk
56:00 <Loof> ooompa dooompa dooompa de doo i've known ooomp to smell like poo
57:00 <abc> that must have taken a few braincells
57:00 <ooomp> You forgot one 'de' 
57:00 <ooomp> de de doo
57:00 <Loof> nearly as much as coming up with ur nick
57:00 <ooomp> Get it right Loof ffs
57:00 <Loof> :P
58:00 <TheRon> what about me it isn't fair
05:00 <megamanga> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giGAEe3_Ft0
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Weird Japanese Commercials Compilation ► AmazingLife247 (Jul 1, 2013) 6:07 - Category: Comedy - 6,051,520 views - 36,357 likes (95.7%), 1,621 dislikes (4.3%)
13:00 <DreamSeller> ooomp
14:00 <ooomp> Hey babe ;)
14:00 <DreamSeller> How you doing? 
14:00 <ooomp> I'm sick :((
15:00 <DreamSeller> awww
15:00 <DreamSeller> it's my birthday today 
15:00 <DreamSeller> woohooo 
15:00 <ooomp> Ooooh
15:00 <Rak> simonna :D
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm publically apologising for going off my nutter at Mew last week, was uncalled for and took my issues out on her.
15:00 <ooomp> Happy birthday :)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> now back to reading 
15:00 <DreamSeller> :o birthday kisses 
15:00 <DreamSeller> why thanks 
16:00 <TheRon> my b'day last week
16:00 <ooomp> PandasDontDrive, please fill out the form located in the topic
17:00 <ooomp> Stop holding onto it TheRon
17:00 <ooomp> Its over..
17:00 <TheRon> no!
18:00 <TheRon> i want more attention damn it
18:00 <ooomp> No!
19:00 <ooomp> Unlike Rak
19:00 <ooomp> Rak cares a lot
19:00 <Rak> it's just the kinda guy i am
19:00 <Rak> a carer and sharer
20:00 <ooomp> Pfft sharer
20:00 <ooomp> Lies
20:00 <ooomp> Lies and damn lies
21:00 <Rak> you have a filled txt doc dossier on me that would indicate otherwise
21:00 <Rak> :)
22:00 <Rak> probably backed up somewhere safe and secret'
22:00 <ooomp> I purged this said document long ago
22:00 <Rak> now who's lying ;)
22:00 <ooomp> I'm not lying
22:00 <Rak> well that's a shame
22:00 <ooomp> In fact, truthfully, I never had one
23:00 <Rak> oh so you were lying then and not now.  tsk tsk
23:00 <ooomp> You just believed something 
24:00 <DreamSeller> SOMEONE SAId SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET AND I BELIEVED IT 
24:00 <Rak> i'm also a trusting person
24:00 <Rak> it's one of my few flaws
25:00 <simonna> You also drink mochas.
25:00 <simonna> Another flaw.
25:00 <ooomp> Agreed
25:00 <Rak> more lies!
25:00 <simonna> nu-uh
25:00 <Rak> coffee AND chocolate were made to be together!
25:00 <simonna> No.
25:00 <simonna> They really weren't.
25:00 <TheRon> mocha
25:00 <ooomp> A fool, yet more flaw
26:00 <Rak> i'm disappointed in the tastes of you both
26:00 <simonna> I like you.
26:00 <simonna> Are you disappointed in that?
26:00 <Rak> no.  that you're doing right :)
26:00 <ooomp> I don't. Either way Rak will be disappointed
27:00 <ooomp> So best not try
27:00 <Rak> :(
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> everybody do a dance and pee your pance
27:00 <Rak> i love that dance
28:00 <TheRon> i love the last lager waltz
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp fill out the form for me and I'll give you a pot of gold.
28:00 <ooomp> I did
28:00 <ooomp> Where's this pot
28:00 <TheRon> mid light or heavy?
30:00 <TheRon> you banned chris?
30:00 <Serenity> indeed
30:00 <TheRon> bring him back, we'll hang shit on him it'll be great
31:00 <ooomp> He needs time away
31:00 <Serenity> no thanks im insanely bored of him
31:00 <Serenity> hes perm banned for good now
31:00 <TheRon> time in the corner to have a think about it?
31:00 <Serenity> if thats what you want to call it
32:00 <Serenity> i prefer to say in the shit bin for being a massive cockwit
32:00 <ooomp> I like the latter
32:00 <TheRon> that bloke could play league, he's dumb enough
33:00 <Serenity> hes big enough too
33:00 <Serenity> shame i dont think he could run and breathe at the same time
33:00 <TheRon> really?!
33:00 <Serenity> yeah hes really tall
33:00 <TheRon> front rower?
34:00 <Serenity> 6'6 or something
34:00 <DreamSeller> he can kick the top of a door frame 
34:00 <Serenity> LOL god that was funny
34:00 <DreamSeller> it really was 
35:00 <druff> what did he stand on?
35:00 <DreamSeller> the ground 
35:00 <DreamSeller> ? 
36:00 <druff> oh
36:00 <druff> impluasable
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> LEPRECHAUN TOOK IT!
37:00 <DreamSeller> did not 
37:00 <DreamSeller> druff he is one tall motherfucker 
37:00 <druff> idunno
38:00 <Serenity> is the vid still up?
38:00 <Serenity> someone ask him
38:00 <druff> erm, of?
38:00 <druff> him kicking the top of a door?
38:00 <druff> was the door on its side?
39:00 <Serenity> yes him kicking a door
39:00 <Serenity> and no
39:00 <Serenity> it was a door frame
39:00 <druff> oh
39:00 <druff> thats not a door at all
39:00 <Serenity> well no its not. its taller than a door
39:00 <druff> true
39:00 <DreamSeller> and I said door frame.. 
39:00 <DreamSeller> so... 
40:00 <DreamSeller> bash that up your khyber 
40:00 <druff> yer, i forgot, lol
41:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1975032_308041986013672_1309614475_n.png
49:00 <BlackDevil> josh
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Jon
57:00 <BlackDevil> rub my peen
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've got coffee
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> >:)
07:00 <Lumeah> oh lucky u
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> coffe + zombies = fun
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> +e
07:00 <Lumeah> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i asked my mate for a little coffee, gives me almost a kilo
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> says he doesnt even drink the shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha WINNER WINNER PANDA DINNER
08:00 <Lumeah> loll
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf lume guess what, on my walk earlier, came across a lost kitty sign on a post and guess what it's name is?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Have you seen .....
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> PANDA!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> muhahaha
09:00 <Lumeah> hahahha
09:00 <Lumeah> you whould have loved that 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna pic it and put it on fb for a laugh
11:00 <Lumeah> yeah lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1012138_634399856633655_564977934_n.jpg
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet ud root him ;)
19:00 <brian> 3
20:00 <Lumeah> hi shads
20:00 <Lumeah> ohh nice 
20:00 <Lumeah> god if they can reach.. lol why not! lol.
21:00 <Lumeah> dubble jointed
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Lumeah> thanks for the pick lol 
23:00 <Lumeah> hey PietSAbabe
25:00 <Lumeah> bye shadsy
26:00 <Lumeah> * kicks room * 
30:00 <Rak> did that make you feel better?
34:00 <Lumeah> yup
34:00 <Lumeah> lol :P
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb lume sexy gal
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so hyper n my friend shes like she says 'im just in town goin fringe' n i almost shit cause im so hyper n wana go out but cbf spending money 
41:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1979763_368830169926437_298281768_n.jpg
41:00 <Lumeah> thanks Pandy
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then Oprah called and she's like "Mowin' yaw lawn tmara, yessir I be there tmara eeleven ayem."
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> im hyper
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hyperhyperhyperhyper this is what happens when i drink coffee hehe
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, shit ground up coffee
44:00 <Lumeah> wish it was that eazy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> grr so gay got two movies on usb from mate b4 n wont work on 360 coz wrong format n iunno how to change them so they work!!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> duckfuckkkkkkk
51:00 <Lumeah> hi loof
52:00 <Loof> hey :)
58:00 <Loof> how are you Lumeah?
59:00 <Lumeah> im good thnaks loof how are you  ?
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
59:00 <Loof> great thanks :)
00:00 <Lumeah> mm?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You think you big time? You gonna die big time!"
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Loof is gay
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> His wife is a man
02:00 <Lumeah> wife is a woman.... 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Carlito: "You think you're big time? You're gonna fuckin' die! Big time. You ready? Here come the pain!"
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> how was school b1?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> still there unfortunately
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean it still exists
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye im lookin forward to my mid yr one
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> any nice tail in your class?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to be kidding
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> The guy sitting next to b1 is hot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I sit near no-one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> there's only 5 of us and one part timer
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is it your odour that drives them away b1
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just move if people sit near me
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> tryina find my baby mama on fb see what she looks like lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i always hated classrooms
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> felt like hospital wards
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an idea
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep looking up the son ... not the creature that gave birth to him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think she changed her surname
18:00 <couleurs> z-line chris op couleurs vote 777 4 yes or 666 4 no
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget her last name
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think she got married or some shit
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> starts with a P
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pigshit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> man
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the best nap
26:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I can get my screen fixed for 100
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the guy uses those kits
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get for 15
26:00 <couleurs> sucka
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... a lot of those kits as someone made a point to me
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had a nap earlier too aha was grat
27:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't very sensitive
27:00 <Bastardly_One> i didn't mean to nap
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Nikky` <3
27:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One <3
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hope that doesn't turn into an all nighter
27:00 <Bastardly_One> last day of the week tomorrow and a full one
28:00 <ness> good evening everyone.
28:00 <Lumeah> hi ness
28:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
29:00 <Nikky`> Hey nessin
29:00 <ness> don't be messin with the nessin...lol
29:00 <Nikky`> exactly
29:00 <Nikky`> hehe
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being summoned
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`
29:00 <Nikky`> oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> by the napper
29:00 <Nikky`> So it seems
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she's always asleep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Nikky`> true, I thought I was the queen of the naps
30:00 <Bastardly_One> My beanbag is to blame
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got a spell on it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I sit in it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> within 5 mins
30:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzz
31:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
31:00 <Nikky`> Hry Zade :o)
32:00 <Nikky`> hey even
33:00 <Zade> how are you Nikky`?
33:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok, you?
34:00 <Loof> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\itchy anal\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
35:00 <Nikky`> keep that shit to yourself
35:00 <Nikky`> :P
35:00 <Nikky`> boom tish
36:00 <Bastardly_One> worms
36:00 <Loof> piles
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or that
36:00 <Loof> grapes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or if you've a hairy bum
36:00 <Zade> yeah good ta 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ah shit!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> shit shit shit shit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot to do something for sustainabilty
37:00 <Nikky`> awesome
37:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse making time
37:00 <Nikky`> So how is my messin nessin tonight?
38:00 <Loof> i missed an RMIT collaborate chat session that had info i need for an assignment cause my stupid java shit itself
38:00 <Loof> not a good start
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's not
39:00 <Bastardly_One> considering your chat sessions
39:00 <Bastardly_One> are basically a touch bases session
39:00 <Loof> yeah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> My course is too basic for me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I get bored in 10 seconds
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not really any desire to take it in either
40:00 <Loof> doing UML diagrams atm, so boring
40:00 <Loof> UML2
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked the web and programming guy the other day what program we use
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like "if we get into coding"
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what do we do for a year?
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> look at shit?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the bit I am keen on ffs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Media ... which might as well be PS
41:00 <Loof> ripped off
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and what have we done in PS?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently nothing until this week
41:00 <Bastardly_One> except hear stories
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> check this out lumeah aha https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1922005_612020132213575_1531778112_n.jpg
41:00 <kattt> seriously where are all the real men??
41:00 <TwEEk> paaaanda!
41:00 <lumeah> fuck i dunno
41:00 <lumeah> on mars
41:00 <Zade> doing our nails 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro sup
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> check this out lumeah aha https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1922005_612020132213575_1531778112_n.jpg
41:00 <kattt> seriously where are all the real men??
41:00 <TwEEk> paaaanda!
41:00 <lumeah> fuck i dunno
41:00 <lumeah> on mars
41:00 <Zade> doing our nails 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro sup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was my first class
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've missed every tues afternoon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> until this week
42:00 <lumeah> lol
42:00 <TwEEk> PandasDontDrive: you're at melbourne yeah?
42:00 <kattt> lock hi in a box
42:00 <kattt> him
42:00 <lumeah> called a house
42:00 <kattt> haha
42:00 <kattt> and never let him out
42:00 <lumeah> lol
42:00 <TwEEk> PandasDontDrive: you're at melbourne yeah?
42:00 <kattt> lock hi in a box
42:00 <kattt> him
42:00 <lumeah> called a house
42:00 <kattt> haha
42:00 <kattt> and never let him out
43:00 <lumeah> nope
43:00 <kattt> yeah they'l make a movie about me
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> adels
43:00 <lumeah> another one.. 
43:00 <TwEEk> :/
43:00 <Nikky`> :/
43:00 <lumeah> nope
43:00 <kattt> yeah they'l make a movie about me
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> adels
43:00 <lumeah> another one.. 
43:00 <TwEEk> :/
43:00 <Nikky`> :/
44:00 <Excessive> ughhhhhhhhhh, was gettin slaughtered for the past 2 days
44:00 <Excessive> for spendin money in the wrong place lol
44:00 <kattt> :\
44:00 <kattt> :\
45:00 <Excessive> first mah sd card in mah phone fcked out
45:00 <Excessive> then mah nets was all taken up like I couldn't view any pages cause they'd time out
46:00 <Glenn> ...and itr gets worse... ?
46:00 <Excessive> even changin password with the isp n modem wouldn't fix it
47:00 <Excessive> like even havin mah machines turned off and jus the modem bein on, the "internet" light was flshin flat chat 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
47:00 <Excessive> looked at mah usage and it sucked up 61GB in 24 hrs
47:00 <Glenn> ...ah huh...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who is using your connection
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 61?
48:00 <Excessive> ye
48:00 <Bastardly_One> whom
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm second bowl of cereal
48:00 <Excessive> donno
48:00 <Excessive> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> more than one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 61
48:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
48:00 <Excessive> yes 61 gig
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
48:00 <Excessive> in 24 hrs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you still mine yeah?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's on that end
48:00 <Excessive> it's not the machines lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I get these hunches?
49:00 <Glenn> Movie marathon.... about 2.8Gig / hour....
49:00 <Bastardly_One> something says on the other end
49:00 <Excessive> as I said with the machines turned off, the internet light on the modem flashin flat caht
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh ... he's on Optarse
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and no nbn
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 61 is ... excessive
49:00 <Excessive> unplug the phone line from the modem and then it'd stop
49:00 <Bastardly_One> pardon the pun
49:00 <ooomp> Ooh nice poll
49:00 <TwEEk> ooomp!
49:00 <sketch> oomph!
49:00 <ooomp> Ooh nice poll
49:00 <TwEEk> ooomp!
49:00 <sketch> oomph!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> uh hah!
50:00 <Excessive> seems to have stopped now
50:00 <Loof> someone using your wireless?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds when you pick up?
50:00 <Excessive> though I have to send mah sd card for warranty
50:00 <Excessive> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like data transfer?
50:00 <Excessive> nah w-less is off on the modem
50:00 <Loof> k
50:00 <Excessive> yes like data transfer
50:00 <ooomp> Hello TwEEk
50:00 <sketch> are you the same TwEEk from Wollongong back in the day
50:00 <ooomp> Hello TwEEk
50:00 <sketch> are you the same TwEEk from Wollongong back in the day
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I am on the right track
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's mining you kind of
51:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me I'm on the right track
51:00 <Excessive> ummm yeah uz donno the shit I have to put up with lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the voice in my head says so
51:00 <Glenn> I'd unscrew thelittle antenna too just to make sure.
51:00 <Loof> could be a virus
51:00 <Loof> get netlimiter
51:00 <Excessive> like I said, spend money in the wrong place and I get fcked on
51:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
51:00 <sketch> like ten years ago or some shit
51:00 <TwEEk> uh I am
51:00 <TwEEk> wow
51:00 <TwEEk> that was ages ago
51:00 <TwEEk> lol
51:00 <TwEEk> who are you?
51:00 <sketch> I'm nobody lol
51:00 <sketch> you wouldn't remember me
51:00 <TwEEk> ARE YOU AGENT SMITH?!?!?! FROM THE MATRIX???? :ooo
51:00 <sketch> like ten years ago or some shit
51:00 <TwEEk> uh I am
51:00 <TwEEk> wow
51:00 <TwEEk> that was ages ago
51:00 <TwEEk> lol
51:00 <TwEEk> who are you?
51:00 <sketch> I'm nobody lol
51:00 <sketch> you wouldn't remember me
51:00 <TwEEk> ARE YOU AGENT SMITH?!?!?! FROM THE MATRIX???? :ooo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed that
52:00 <Glenn> Oh?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... you want a fix you're saying
52:00 <Excessive> spent like 500 bux with GEC
52:00 <Excessive> so ye
52:00 <Excessive> well the old GEC
52:00 <Excessive> but ye with a mob that they own
52:00 <sketch> no
52:00 <sketch> I'm color but without the awesome voice
52:00 <ooomp> TwEEk has since grown up, put a ring on it and having babies
52:00 <sketch> color? cooler hahah
52:00 <sketch> I'm typing on an ipad.. it's shit
52:00 <lumeah> where in woll tweek?
52:00 <TwEEk> ooomp: no babies yet
52:00 <TwEEk> I've moved on from wollongong
52:00 <sketch> no
52:00 <sketch> I'm color but without the awesome voice
52:00 <ooomp> TwEEk has since grown up, put a ring on it and having babies
52:00 <sketch> color? cooler hahah
52:00 <sketch> I'm typing on an ipad.. it's shit
52:00 <lumeah> where in woll tweek?
52:00 <TwEEk> ooomp: no babies yet
52:00 <TwEEk> I've moved on from wollongong
53:00 <Loof> Gross Elderly Cock
53:00 <Glenn> which is...?
53:00 <Glenn> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> General
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Electric
53:00 <Excessive> ye
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Corporation
53:00 <Excessive> part of Marconi 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> now he thinks the man has hacked him
53:00 <Excessive> or was part of Marconi
53:00 <Excessive> oh u donno know mah story lol
53:00 <ooomp> So you think :P
53:00 <TwEEk> lol
53:00 <sketch> yeh Wollongong is a hole
53:00 <TwEEk> lolnah I like the gong
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i haz toasted subwayz mwahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wid hot sauce!
53:00 <sketch> it's alright to go back and visit the folks but I couldn't live there
53:00 <lumeah> lol
53:00 <ooomp> So you think :P
53:00 <TwEEk> lol
53:00 <sketch> yeh Wollongong is a hole
53:00 <TwEEk> lolnah I like the gong
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i haz toasted subwayz mwahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wid hot sauce!
53:00 <sketch> it's alright to go back and visit the folks but I couldn't live there
53:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
54:00 <Bastardly_One> tell it
54:00 <Excessive> fightin with mah distant Italian family
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they need a laugh
54:00 <Loof> mmm macaroni
54:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <lumeah> seriously bannned from melb lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> picard is banned for a wee
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> its awesome!
54:00 <Zade> its actually really quiet 
54:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <lumeah> seriously bannned from melb lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> picard is banned for a wee
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> its awesome!
54:00 <Zade> its actually really quiet 
55:00 <Loof> heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy macaroni!
55:00 <Nikky`> nomnom
55:00 <Glenn> Their stuff went down with the Titanic...
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you tellin' your story?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or not
55:00 <Bastardly_One> from the start
55:00 <Excessive> no
55:00 <Bastardly_One> with the implants
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell it then?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're boring
55:00 <Nikky`> It isssssssssssssssss
55:00 <Nikky`> tho, i'm sleeeeeeeepy
55:00 <Nikky`> It isssssssssssssssss
55:00 <Nikky`> tho, i'm sleeeeeeeepy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a good story
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *ducks*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
56:00 <Nikky`> Had two days of work to get thru today
56:00 <Zade> only trouble with pub hols 
56:00 <Nikky`> great to have day off but when i'm only one doing my role, its play catch up time
56:00 <Nikky`> Had two days of work to get thru today
56:00 <Zade> only trouble with pub hols 
56:00 <Nikky`> great to have day off but when i'm only one doing my role, its play catch up time
57:00 <Excessive> ok long story short, mah distant Italian uncle John (Marconi's right hand man) and supposed second in charge etc etc etc
57:00 <Zade> whats for dinner Nikky`?
57:00 <doctor> goto your union and tare down some infrastructure!
57:00 <Nikky`> true zaim
57:00 <Nikky`> I had two crumpets
57:00 <Nikky`> I cbf'd after gym
57:00 <Nikky`> I know I will pay for it when I wake and hungry 
57:00 <Zade> whats for dinner Nikky`?
57:00 <doctor> goto your union and tare down some infrastructure!
57:00 <Nikky`> true zaim
57:00 <Nikky`> I had two crumpets
57:00 <Nikky`> I cbf'd after gym
57:00 <Nikky`> I know I will pay for it when I wake and hungry 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the implants
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and MK
59:00 <Bastardly_One> story/ies
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not that one
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg hai lover
59:00 <Zade> if i had eggs i would boil an egg
59:00 <ness> you dont want to know what i had today.......such a pig
59:00 <Nikky`> Do tell
59:00 <ness> lasagne and 2 slices of pizza.....im an uber piglet
59:00 <Zade> if i had eggs i would boil an egg
59:00 <ness> you dont want to know what i had today.......such a pig
59:00 <Nikky`> Do tell
59:00 <ness> lasagne and 2 slices of pizza.....im an uber piglet
00:00 <Nikky`> OMG hi omfgbbqhax
00:00 <Nikky`> I will just assume you mean me
00:00 <Nikky`> haha
00:00 <Nikky`> wow that is a lot
00:00 <Nikky`> oink oinl
00:00 <Nikky`> :P
00:00 <ness> i know
00:00 <Nikky`> *oink
00:00 <ness> i dont' know what got into me today
00:00 <Nikky`> wow that is a lot
00:00 <Nikky`> oink oinl
00:00 <Nikky`> :P
00:00 <ness> i know
00:00 <Nikky`> *oink
00:00 <ness> i dont' know what got into me today
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its true
01:00 <Loof> Nikky` takes the lovin where she can get it :P
01:00 <Nikky`> lol Loof I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Between her thighs
01:00 <Nikky`> Now Now
01:00 <Nikky`> Don't be rude
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif not
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I have Chris' address
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how much do you want it?
01:00 <Zade> gym twice for you tomorrow ness
01:00 <ness> i was supposed to go to gy tonight but i didn't want to
01:00 <Zade> gym twice for you tomorrow ness
01:00 <ness> i was supposed to go to gy tonight but i didn't want to
02:00 <Bastardly_One> start your bid
02:00 <Excessive> everyone has his address now
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is it bed time
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone
02:00 <Loof> i dont mind him, he's harmless
02:00 <Nikky`> It is in 5 mins
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and I haven't passed it on
02:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and which depot does he go to?
02:00 <Loof> dandenong
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dandy hosp
02:00 <Loof> cleeland street
02:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like the early part of night time
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> its depressing n sad
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but his support worker and shit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> get to 11pm!
03:00 <Loof> no southern health accross the road
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> gr
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Work at 7am
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not gonna call on him
03:00 <Nikky`> monash health now
03:00 <Excessive> Margaret
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just use it to ... quieten him
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but
03:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can read in the topic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bye chris
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats the topic
04:00 <Loof> why not beehhh, i dont get it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hop and find out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or cycle
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ./hop
04:00 <Loof> ./hop
04:00 <Bastardly_One> without the dot :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dont work
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't hop to rejoin?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just like dat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats an old topic
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> What about it
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> What am I looking at
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, look at the poll vote stats
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bye bye christopher robin
06:00 <Excessive> did everyone vote for 6 months plus?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> almost it seems
06:00 <DreamSeller> tbh he hasn't really done anything get zlined... 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> look
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I can be worse when I go off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think beehhh is worse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Saemon is worse defo
06:00 <Excessive> there's no use bannin him, he can evade like he always does, he's on a dynamic ip
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not a woman
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> U cant get zlined because of a vote
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats just gay
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the key here is we're not women
07:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am women
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can imagine someone like him being as lonely as he is
07:00 <DreamSeller> the jury is still out on you Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bastardly_One> being fucking annoying
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky be women with me
08:00 <Loof> i can vote multiple times
08:00 <Loof> how lame
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I go through phases Mav
08:00 <Nikky`> I like being women with me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you do get used to me in time
08:00 <Bastardly_One> took Excessive ages
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> I kike licking women
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and that channel he knws me from in general
08:00 <DreamSeller> I will never get used to you 
08:00 <Loof> i thought you said kicking women
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> getting used to me gives me an advantage
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would go down on nikky for years
09:00 <Loof> last two episodes of the walking dead have been crap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yah ... in comparsion
09:00 <Nikky`> oh my
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it might of been my mood
09:00 <Bastardly_One> re Walking Dead
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is that ok nikky
10:00 <Loof> would have been better if glen plowed the little blonde babe
10:00 <Nikky`> Sure, I think i'm free
10:00 <Loof> but they didn't go there
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> plowing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sowing the seeds
11:00 <Bastardly_One> of lurve
11:00 <Loof> yep
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i needa find a casual
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> no emotions
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> just sex
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
11:00 <Bastardly_One> at your age
11:00 <Bastardly_One> should be easy
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just licking
11:00 <Bastardly_One> still
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> they gotta look nice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just hang in the aust room on adult friend finder
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find some despo in an hour
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nuh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus ... back in my 20s
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a fucking online meat market
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can score regularly from that ... anyone could
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> not into meeting women online
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that was way way back in the day
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not my thing now I'm a grown up
13:00 <Nikky`> SO whats new omfgbbqhax
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Woooo oooooh ooooh
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
13:00 <Excessive> Nikky` maketh all zah boys hawt :)
13:00 <The_Baron> I just met women the old fashioned way, too much alcohol and not enough shame
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
14:00 <Nikky`> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> easy enough to meet
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> She makes me hapoy in the pants
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and evening The_Baron
14:00 <Nikky`> You never have pance on tho omfgbbqhax
14:00 <The_Baron> evening dude
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, because of the pm though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was still thinking online
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and good luck ... tell me if you find something
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> I do tonight
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been searching forever
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhhh
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i will
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <Nikky`> How rude
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I was still thinking along those lines
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
16:00 <The_Baron> so getting a massage on friday
16:00 <The_Baron> fuck my neck
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh im all depressive cause its dark out lol
16:00 <Nikky`> turn a light on then
16:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <Bastardly_One> My shoulder decided to fuck up agai today
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *again
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dark OUT
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just dont like night time 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the night
17:00 <The_Baron> I just "slept" badly last night
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> not early night time like now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the day shits me
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like late late night :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd kill for a good night sleep
17:00 <The_Baron> well by sleep, I mean cough incessantly and nod off for a couple minutes here and there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of hacking up a lung
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and having to lay on one side
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the fuck ... my shitty lung is the right one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> my left shoulder is fucked
18:00 <The_Baron> I still reckon u should try apple cider vinegar man
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... pine oil would help
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was thinking that for yourself
18:00 <The_Baron> man, I know this old dude, was on a oxygen tank for years
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but thought of it at the stupidest time and place
18:00 <The_Baron> took apple cider vinegar with manuka honey every day for 6 months
18:00 <The_Baron> and doesn't need the tank anymore
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> probably doesn't smoke either still
19:00 <The_Baron> I personally was skeptical as fuck
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or live life on a hill
19:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, I do it myself, it stopped me getting morning smokers cough
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously everywhere I go is fucking uphill
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah doesn't smoke cigs
19:00 <The_Baron> still smokes weed though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... I have one leg shorter than the other
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and live in a house on a slant
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> so it levels u out?
20:00 <The_Baron> as long as ur facing the right way
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My entire life is on a slant
20:00 <Nikky`> We usually shoot ppl like that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I need shooting
20:00 <The_Baron> it's rather common
20:00 <Bastardly_One> defo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was a horse
20:00 <The_Baron> I got one leg 2 inches shorter than the other
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be dog food by now :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about an inch and a half
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a crumbling hip joint
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as a kid
20:00 <Bastardly_One> took a shelf off my leg
21:00 <The_Baron> makes sense the hip thing
21:00 <The_Baron> my hip displaces really easily actually
21:00 <The_Baron> has happened since I could remember
21:00 <Bastardly_One> parthes disease
21:00 <Moke> fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's spelt
21:00 <Excessive> ye I used to live in the "house on the hill" once
21:00 <Excessive> gettin slaughtered
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not the Hill
21:00 <Bastardly_One> near Newtown?
21:00 <Excessive> Eastwood
22:00 <Excessive> Shaftsburry Rd
22:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say
22:00 <The_Baron> after living in the blue mountains
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd of been almost neighbours
22:00 <The_Baron> bring it on, hills and all
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... the streets around me are uneven too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm permanently jolted
22:00 <Bastardly_One> except inside the house
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hence it's taking so long to heal
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and keeps spraining again
23:00 <The_Baron> beauty of the goldcoast
23:00 <The_Baron> it's as flat as a pancake
23:00 <Bastardly_One> flat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds miles to walk to say
23:00 <The_Baron> except maybe for currumbin
23:00 <The_Baron> but generally
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Coolie to Robina
23:00 <Excessive> bein the town's centre of attention lol ..........with my then local MP writing columns in the paper sayin "we should pay attention at wat's happenin in the house on the hill"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not
23:00 <The_Baron> man it's so easy getting by here on a pushie
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
24:00 <The_Baron> u can beat the buses most of the time getting to Pac Fair
24:00 <Bastardly_One> even to walk IMO
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you could walk to pac far in 10
24:00 <The_Baron> indeed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy cunt
24:00 <The_Baron> 10 mins, not from here
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was on the Robina side of the hwy
24:00 <The_Baron> maybe from miami
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and down the Currumbin end
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, 20
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 30
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah about 30 
24:00 <The_Baron> 45-50 if u stoned
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 for me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> even straight
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <The_Baron> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> take time for a breather
25:00 <Bastardly_One> which I have a cig while huffing for breath
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *thumbs up*
25:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
25:00 <The_Baron> speaking of huffing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go
25:00 <The_Baron> I should hit this inhaler
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to mull up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and then fuck off for a bit in half an hour for about half an hour
26:00 <The_Baron> man, I can't punch cones atm, just can't get it in atm
26:00 <The_Baron> been smoking joints now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well smart move
26:00 <The_Baron> and hitting asthma puffer inbetween tokes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> try sticking to that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're that bad
26:00 <Excessive> like me lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> stop smoking or you'll do a me
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah, it's a sign
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is exactly how I collapsed my lung
27:00 <The_Baron> everytime I get a cold
27:00 <The_Baron> it hits my chest pretty hard
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a really bad flu
27:00 <Bastardly_One> even put a streetie in the same ward
27:00 <Excessive> I stopped smokin bongs for gettin chest pains
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 days earlier
27:00 <Excessive> so jus spliffs now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out I got it sharing a spliff
27:00 <Bastardly_One> with a streetie earlier in the week
27:00 <The_Baron> it aint even a problem
27:00 <The_Baron> till I have a cold or flu
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I kept smoking and smoking
28:00 <The_Baron> if I just stopped smoking while I got a cold, I would be better
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and 4 days later ... woke up ... just collapsed
28:00 <The_Baron> but I am a fucking retard
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and when I say joints
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean king size rizzlas
28:00 <Bastardly_One> to myself while always out and about
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and bongs when at home
28:00 <Bastardly_One> while sick as a dog
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to dad :P
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah I should prolly stop smoking while this sick
29:00 <The_Baron> bah
29:00 <The_Baron> fucking sensible bullshit
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you just need to feel mortal
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my few mths
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which I had of stuck to shitting myself
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was adament
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was never smoking either again
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
30:00 <The_Baron> I had a few bananas today, that certainly helped the muscular pain
30:00 <Bastardly_One> four mths later I lost that ... fear
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for want of a better word
30:00 <The_Baron> u know it's like common knowledge about bananas and muscle fatigue/soreness
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah potasium is your muscles friend
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah it saved me a heap
31:00 <The_Baron> was so surprised how quickly I felt better just eating one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> pity I hate food ...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so missing out on lots of good stuff
31:00 <Nikky`> Night peeps
31:00 <The_Baron> night
31:00 <Bastardly_One> night Nikky` <3
31:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiite
31:00 <Nikky`> Night Bastardly_One <3
31:00 <Bastardly_One> go
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you're doing a me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
31:00 <Nikky`> I know
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
32:00 <The_Baron> can't wait to have a massage on friday
32:00 <The_Baron> there is a massage parlour close by
32:00 <The_Baron> but I have a strong suspicion it's a rub n tug
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it is
33:00 <Excessive> full service lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's the one that's being going for years and years
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and is like the rub n tug in this city
33:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows
33:00 <The_Baron> well I think the sign with a silouette of a naked woman prolly gave it away actually
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's a "secret"
34:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just a tad
34:00 <faux> helo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the ones in the industrial park?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> those pros are hardcore advertisers on sites
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed
34:00 <The_Baron> man, every suburb has at least one rub n tug 
34:00 <The_Baron> gold coast
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and seem to have a shitload of old pros
35:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, how's stuff?
35:00 <The_Baron> but I actually want a deep tissue massage
35:00 <faux> great
35:00 <faux> n u
35:00 <The_Baron> and those rub n tug places are lame for any real massage
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah pretty good
35:00 <The_Baron> it's just a body rub and a rather expensive oily handee jay
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the two chinese ones here
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the guys running the places
35:00 <Bastardly_One> look more like WoW players
35:00 <Bastardly_One> scary!
35:00 <The_Baron> hahahha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but both places know their stuff
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was going for sure had it of not calmed
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and after today I might still
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that was bad
36:00 <Bastardly_One> still is but meh ... even I get sick of complaining
37:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not
37:00 <Bastardly_One> think it was the roller derby shit
37:00 <faux> liar
37:00 <Bastardly_One> on sun
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking joel
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I do sometimes faux
37:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've whinged today ... yet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hey faux
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how online courses
38:00 <Bastardly_One> your chats are important right?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> like homeschool chats were important
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof goes for his first one last night ... really wanting it because of some coding issues
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and RMIT fucked it up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt can't win
38:00 <faux> what chats
38:00 <faux> discussion board chats
38:00 <faux> or collaborative sessions
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the chat sessions
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
39:00 <faux> how did they fuck it up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they use java chat apparently
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and it crashed
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds as bad as Federation Uni where I go
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they're hopeless
39:00 <faux> mine have always worked
39:00 <faux> rmit needs to get their shit together
40:00 <faux> i dont study with them though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still TAFE minded
40:00 <Bastardly_One> RMIT I feel
40:00 <faux> lame
40:00 <Bastardly_One> always have had that feel ... like swinburne
40:00 <Bastardly_One> swinburne payed shitloads to become a uni
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember going there and a lecturer hated working there
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so she told us all about how it's not a real uni
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and they payed for their name and shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <faux> wow
41:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the best lecturers I've ever had that woman
41:00 <faux> i wouldnt waste 20k on a degree with them then
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, so I'd imagine
42:00 <Bastardly_One> RMIT has the same kind of mentality still
42:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1901343_658608767543388_586130181_n.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus The_Baron
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Fed Uni
42:00 <Bastardly_One> give it 2 yrs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and it'll kick arse
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not do a degree with them until they really get going though
42:00 <faux> um
42:00 <faux> that easter buny is creepy lol
42:00 <faux> eep
43:00 <Bastardly_One> innit?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I did get done
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for plagurism
43:00 <Bastardly_One> crafty bitch
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I just happen to be good with English?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me so
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <faux> i told you
44:00 <faux> ffs
44:00 <faux> idiot
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I showed everyone when she was out of the room
44:00 <Senpaiiiiii> shut up faggots
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like ... how?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> crafty ... that's fucking how
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hey Senpaiiiiii
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's trying to put down this answer I gave today right?
45:00 <faux> i told you
45:00 <Senpai> forks
45:00 <faux> they use programs
45:00 <faux> we use turnitin
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and the quiet guy pipes up, "actually I thought his answer was really good and answers the question exactly how it's worded"
45:00 <faux> you run your assignment through it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she just has a beef with me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
46:00 <faux> and it detects how many quotes n shit youve stolen of the net.
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> if youve referenced properly its ok
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... but ...
46:00 <faux> otherwise you get in shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what she said
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, yep
46:00 <faux> derp
46:00 <Senpai> are you talking about anti plagarism programs?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought I'd get away with it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <faux> did you get in trubs?
46:00 <faux> or she let you go cos youre old and an idiot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... and nuh I didn't
46:00 <faux> good
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like ... good ... but next time put references
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she's convinced I've been faking my shoulder injury
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, you guys have heard me whine enough for a mth
47:00 <faux> what referencing style do you use
47:00 <Senpai> rip your arm off
47:00 <Bastardly_One> AC thingo
47:00 <Senpai> its the only way they will believe you
47:00 <Senpai> same with my back
47:00 <faux> i didnt even know yuou had an injury
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah see?
47:00 <faux> i havent been paying much attnon here
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not whinged
47:00 <faux> attn on*
47:00 <The_Baron> it aint her place to speculate wether ur injury is real or not anyway
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's killing :P
48:00 <The_Baron> what a bitchface mole
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've sprained my trap muscle
48:00 <faux> yeah why does she even care
48:00 <faux> unless its effecting your work
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like so severe it's not funny
48:00 <faux> are you bitching in class about it?
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it is effecting my work
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't do shit
48:00 <faux> how so
48:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'm hurting
48:00 <faux> :|
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and suggest doing it at home at my own pace
48:00 <faux> if uyou can type on irc you can do school work
48:00 <faux> the end
48:00 <Bastardly_One> "that's not working in class"
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and tomorrow is gonna be fun
49:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I know more than the lecturer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious ... I run the admin classes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> almost
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's supposedly 20 plus years experience
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you just do this
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, Jamie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how do we do that again?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <faux> hehe
50:00 <The_Baron> she was prolly one of those people who just crammed for exams
50:00 <Bastardly_One> "oh yeah"
50:00 <The_Baron> but didn't actually learn all that much for actual practical use
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nuh
51:00 <The_Baron> got her degree
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what happens in admin
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is you get your own set style and tend to stick to it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> to work fast
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all her problem is ... she's dealing with total beginners bar me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's had to digress ...
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds piss easy to teach
52:00 <Bastardly_One> half my lecturers are also students
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and this bitch who thinks I'm faking is half my age
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and needs a snap in the head
53:00 <The_Baron> mmm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
53:00 <faux> and dennnnnn
53:00 <Bastardly_One> blame faux for boring you
53:00 <faux> me!?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finishing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got even more
53:00 <faux> anyway have any of you seen the book thief
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nope ...
53:00 <faux> hmm
53:00 <faux> i need a new movie to watch
54:00 <faux> i watched endless love the other day. wow. borefest
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
54:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
54:00 <The_Baron> no shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> seen In Bruges?
54:00 <Excessive> lol I put mah old hard drive from the lappy for sale on ebay and this t00l msgs me sayin ...... "I want to buy this, but does it have win 7 installed on it"
54:00 <Bastardly_One> someone reminded me of that th4e other day
54:00 <Bastardly_One> great movie
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *the
54:00 <faux> I NEVER comment on this site but I'm SO sick of reading the IGNORANT a$$ B.S. some of these fu**ing LooSers write on here, when all I want to see in the comments is the only thing I SHOULD SEE: Comments about the movie fu**ing quality damn it!
54:00 <faux> If you're SO DAMN OPINIONATED MAKE A FREAKING BLOG YOU JACKASSES!!!
54:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllll
55:00 <faux> good lord
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
55:00 <Senpai> my penis is twitching
55:00 <faux> mine too
55:00 <Senpai> that's hot
55:00 <faux> lets rub dicks 2 gether
55:00 <Senpai> we definitely should
55:00 <faux> ok
56:00 <The_Baron> colin farrel, one of the few ppl with bushier eyebrows than me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking shemales
56:00 <Senpai> engaurde!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> always going for the more money option
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> s/he dumped me ... again
56:00 <faux> what about johhny H The_Baron
56:00 <faux> hes pretty bushy
56:00 <The_Baron> mmm
56:00 <The_Baron> this be true
56:00 <faux> fucking muzzos at the park again
56:00 <faux> fuck sake
56:00 <Excessive> Kate's bush
56:00 <faux> "i got a m assive one cuzzzzzzzz"
56:00 <faux> ok
56:00 <The_Baron> though u know what sucks, having full bushy eyebrows, and not being able to do the caterpillar
56:00 <The_Baron> it seems like such a waste
57:00 <faux> "wallahhh hes a suspect"
57:00 <faux> can they fucking die
57:00 <Senpai> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> have u seen Pans Labrynth, faux?
57:00 <faux> all im sayin is dat wen i say i got a massive one im not lying
57:00 <faux> nah
57:00 <Senpai> no more poop on your handle recently?
57:00 <faux> whats that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
57:00 <Senpai> pans labrynth is goooood
57:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have Down In the Park in my head
58:00 <The_Baron> hmm how to explain
58:00 <Bastardly_One> got my freebie today bitch :D
58:00 <faux> moofie?
58:00 <Senpai> yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Gary Numan here I come
58:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
58:00 <faux> whos in it
58:00 <faux>  LISTEN BRA DUN DISRESPECT MA MUM
58:00 <Senpai> its made by the same guy who made that mech movie recently
58:00 <Senpai> but its not shit
58:00 <faux> wow these guys are dumber than a shoelace
58:00 <Senpai> guillo der tomo
58:00 <Senpai> or wahtever the fuck his name is
58:00 <The_Baron> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457430/
58:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: El laberinto del fauno (2006) - 8.3/10 of votes - Stars: Ivana Baquero, Ariadna Gil, Sergi López - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
58:00 <faux> um is it in english
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <The_Baron> it's got subtitles
58:00 <Senpai> no
58:00 <The_Baron> but fuck it's an epic movie
59:00 <Senpai> ^
59:00 <faux> nah i cant handle that shit
59:00 <faux> no patience
59:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
59:00 <faux> i have the attn span of a goat
59:00 <Senpai> i thought it was gonna be shit
59:00 <Senpai> then the pistol face scene came along
59:00 <faux> i cant focus on the picture and the words
59:00 <Senpai> i was a little upset
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <The_Baron> the whole premise, the art direction
59:00 <The_Baron> love that movie
59:00 <Senpai> yeah
59:00 <The_Baron> definitely in my top 10
59:00 <Senpai> really good
59:00 <faux> i watched a cute animated moofie yesti
00:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP
00:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5ih1IRIRxI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Old Man and The Sea (Aug 14, 2011) 19:56 - Category: Entertainment - 373,283 views - 3,400 likes (98.6%), 47 dislikes (1.4%)
00:00 <faux> ^
00:00 <DreamSeller> doo be dooo do ooo
00:00 <The_Baron> but can't say I've seen any current movies I would bother watching again
00:00 <The_Baron> god there's been some rubbish
00:00 <faux> yeah seriosuly
00:00 <faux> endless love was like a rip off of the notebook without the old cunts
01:00 <Senpai> i liked Oblivion
01:00 <Senpai> and Elysium
01:00 <The_Baron> wasn't big on Elysium
01:00 <The_Baron> it wasn't bad
01:00 <The_Baron> but was overhyped
01:00 <Senpai> the trailers were certainly misleading
02:00 <Senpai> trailers are basically the last 30 minutes ahah
02:00 <The_Baron> these days, with all the fucking plot twists and shock tactics
02:00 <The_Baron> it would be a shocking twist to have a standard hollywood ending these days
02:00 <The_Baron> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427944/
03:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Thank You for Smoking (2005) - 7.7/10 of 165,510 votes - Stars: Aaron Eckhart, Cameron Bright, Maria Bello - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
03:00 <The_Baron> this movie is also worth watching if u aint seen it already
03:00 <Senpai> agreed
04:00 <The_Baron> and why the fuck was the scene at the incinerator on Toy Story 3 so gut wrenching?
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <faux> ok wow my grandma just freaked me out
04:00 <CatWithAHistoryOfViolence> Wall of Wolf Street alternative ending: Jordan Belfort goes clean, starts a social media website, makes billions, gives back money to all the people he scammed tenfold 
05:00 <faux> shes like you know the guys at the park across the road can see you turn the light off
05:00 <faux> .....................................awks
05:00 <faux> i been living here two months and had no idea
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh!!!!!!! shotgun ribbon just when game ends
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> was skitzhin
05:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/p206x206/1800427_746572262043702_909149582_n.jpg
05:00 <faux> hrhr
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like to share
05:00 <Senpai> hrhr
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to poop
06:00 <Senpai> heahehaeaeahehaehahea
06:00 <faux> who is Senpai
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
06:00 <Senpai> lol
06:00 <faux> omg
06:00 <CatWithAHistoryOfViolence> no, it's Spence
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> this whole time
06:00 <Senpai> i'm not mew
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <faux> who is psence
06:00 <faux> WHO IS IT 
06:00 <faux> FUCK
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ya don't wanna know
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I said so
06:00 <faux> i dont come on for a bit and there are new people
06:00 <faux> wah
06:00 <Senpai> my name is inigo montoya
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaF9KTH0SEg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> spence doesnt chat in those channels
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gary Numan - Down in The Park - Rarest ORIGINAL version Music Video in Dolby HD (Oct 12, 2013) 6:16 - Category: Music - 11,576 views - 112 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's Mew
07:00 <xm> im Spence
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... you mean Lux
08:00 <faux>  iok i know who it is now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of told you who it was
08:00 <faux> we can shut up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I need to learn to read
08:00 <Prince> MY NAME IS PRINCE AND AHM FUNKAY
08:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> have you seen the pic of rihanna with a beard
09:00 <faux> moustache i mmean
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no
09:00 <faux> she looks like prince
09:00 <faux> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGRE0NHtP2_DyDCkXPzOFNXN3g97iO7FrLvCnOUo477N57f-vU_Q
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
09:00 <The_Baron> maybe she's like one of his many bastard children
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she does too
09:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllll https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwurXg41yGdU_mR6TSfOgGKi40G2P8Ppt5B7kt0xtY8I1P6FKzcw
09:00 <faux> best
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh The_Baron
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had 5 pm's tonight
10:00 <Bastardly_One> from Melb ppl
11:00 <Doodle> *pms's
11:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently there's a drought
11:00 <Bastardly_One> is there Doodle?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes that too
11:00 <DreamSeller> is not 
11:00 <DreamSeller> hahaha 
11:00 <Doodle> not that i know of
11:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
11:00 <faux> omg
11:00 <The_Baron> a dought aye
11:00 <faux> dewdel
11:00 <The_Baron> that sucks
11:00 <The_Baron> drought*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> must be in Melb *shrugs*
11:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos :)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is one that wants to come up to score
12:00 <The_Baron> it's always like this before outdoor harvest
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sad how much he depends on it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, yep
12:00 <The_Baron> it gets a bit pricier and a bit harder to find
12:00 <The_Baron> but once the bush is ready, floods the market
12:00 <The_Baron> things are back to good
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bush - Glycerine.mp3 (4.09MB 128kbps Stereo 4:28)
12:00 <faux> i want 6 kg of big mac sauce
12:00 <Doodle> :\
13:00 <faux> Demons Cum
13:00 <Excessive> jus 6?
13:00 <faux> speaking of cum
13:00 <faux> wheres simba
13:00 <The_Baron> leseee one kilo costs about 10 bucks
13:00 <The_Baron> so 60 bucks
13:00 <The_Baron> it's actually not hard to make at home. 70% 40% ketchup, then add finely diced onion, diced gherkin and dill
14:00 <The_Baron> 70% mayo*
14:00 <Doodle> and spit
14:00 <faux> yeah
14:00 <The_Baron> 30% ketchup
14:00 <faux> i googled teh recipe
14:00 <The_Baron> fuck my typos
14:00 <faux> :D
14:00 <Doodle> floor sweepings
14:00 <Doodle> pubes
14:00 <Doodle> and phlegm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> have I played you this before The_Baron? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9wJaFl1Ww
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BSOD - This is the Hook (Original Mix) (Mar 26, 2008) 6:01 - Category: Music - 153,384 views - 780 likes (95.8%), 34 dislikes (4.2%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just came on my playlist
14:00 <The_Baron> there are many variations 
14:00 <The_Baron> some ppl use french salad dressing
14:00 <faux> make me some
14:00 <The_Baron> but I found the mayo ketchup tastes more authentic
14:00 <faux> oh knowledgable one
14:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
14:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
14:00 <Liinda> heys doctor
14:00 <Liinda> oops
14:00 <faux> me nose needs picken
14:00 <Liinda> Doodle
14:00 <The_Baron> it's kinda sad I know so much about condiments
14:00 <Doodle> i wish ppl would stop calling me that
15:00 <The_Baron> I'm the BAWSS OF SWAUCE!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda
15:00 <faux> nice
15:00 <Senpai> nose even
15:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Senpai> i'd lick your nice two
15:00 <The_Baron> and hello Liinda with two i's
15:00 <faux> me double garaage nose
15:00 <Senpai> if you know aht ai mean
15:00 <Liinda> hais baron =)
15:00 <The_Baron> I dunno if it was intentionally ironic to point out my typo
15:00 <faux> mavrix
15:00 <Liinda> herrooo maverick
15:00 <Liinda> hiiii fauxehhh
15:00 <[Maverick]> haiiiii 
15:00 <Dickens_Cider> my birthday today 
15:00 <Liinda> Doodle to the left a little
16:00 <Dickens_Cider> 23 
16:00 <Liinda> Dickens_Cider happy bday
16:00 <Dickens_Cider> cheers
16:00 <Doodle> ic
16:00 <Doodle> 23!
16:00 <Liinda> Doodle do you really see?
16:00 <Doodle> LOL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 23?
16:00 <Doodle> fucking liar
16:00 <The_Baron> lol
16:00 <[Maverick]> fine 
16:00 <Doodle> sometimes Liinda
16:00 <[Maverick]> ADD 10 YRSSSS
16:00 <Doodle> yeh
16:00 <Doodle> old cunt
16:00 <Liinda> 33? awh ur old just like me
16:00 <Liinda> OI
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah no one under 25 around here is there?
16:00 <Excessive> ciao Liinda
16:00 <Excessive> :)
16:00 <Liinda> heys Excessive hows u
16:00 <Doodle> Liinda is an old bag
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think simba is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's only 23 or something
16:00 <^pilot^> hey rob
16:00 <Liinda> Doodle your older
17:00 <Excessive> gd gd thnx n u?
17:00 <^pilot^> hey b1
17:00 <The_Baron> really
17:00 <The_Baron> shit aye
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hey pilot
17:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/p320x320/1920554_10152414161169305_765695664_n.jpg
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <Doodle> yeah but men get better looking with age so i'm right
17:00 <Doodle> hai marko
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that little smart arse is on the ball ... simba that is
17:00 <^pilot^> how goes it man 
17:00 <Liinda> oh they look lickable
17:00 <Doodle> not bad
17:00 <faux> where is he i miss that bloody rag doll
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
17:00 <^pilot^> btw i still haven't been stabbed, for someone living in ardeer
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah well if u go by comparisons here B1 :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> probably playing FIFa
18:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, yep ... he actually uses his mind
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rare in here
18:00 <Liinda> geez...
18:00 <Liinda> i use my mind
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh and you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> happy?
18:00 <Liinda> how else do my fingers type
19:00 <The_Baron> okay
19:00 <The_Baron> who else needs the validation
19:00 <Bastardly_One> women!
19:00 <Liinda> i dont need it.
19:00 <The_Baron> I will give out one compliment and one compliment only tonight
19:00 <The_Baron> :P
19:00 <Liinda> but i'll take it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're not getting it :P
19:00 <Liinda> pfft
19:00 <The_Baron> nah u already got one
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you did
19:00 <Doodle> slow down cunts
19:00 <Doodle> i cant keep up
19:00 <Liinda> kents
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was finishing his sentence
19:00 <The_Baron> xm, I would make love to ur beard
19:00 <The_Baron> there
19:00 <Brat> Pfft
19:00 <The_Baron> that's my only compliment for the evening
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're old Doodle
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
19:00 <Brat> Ya bastard The_Baron 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not YOU again
20:00 <Bastardly_One> piss orf
20:00 <Liinda> ruh ohhhh
20:00 <Doodle> you're old, i'm not
20:00 <Brat> No problem.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
20:00 <The_Baron> I wasn't born out of wedlock, but I was a "happy accident"
20:00 <Liinda> ur prehistoric Doodle
20:00 <Bastardly_One> awww
20:00 <The_Baron> close enough
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hurro
20:00 <Brat> Any be assed dealing with your attitude like that.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those days eh?
20:00 <Liinda> time of the month?
21:00 <Brat> No Liinda 
21:00 <Brat> Just sick.
21:00 <Liinda> lol
21:00 <Liinda> whats wrong
21:00 <Bastardly_One> time of the day?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
21:00 <Liinda> lol shush you b1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not another one?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as I told The_Baron last night
21:00 <Bastardly_One> get back to me ... when ya dead
21:00 <Liinda> you and The_Baron last night eh?
21:00 <Liinda> ohh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh every night
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a real bromance
21:00 <Liinda> hawt
21:00 <Brat> Sinus and ear infection, head cold...
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon hey?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... ouch
22:00 <Brat> And working for cunts. That's about it lol
22:00 <Liinda> Brat that sucks...
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and working
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
22:00 <Liinda> if it makes u feel better.. ive had an inner ear infection since december and didnt know it was causing my dizziness every day? lol
22:00 <Brat> Don't think I'll be at the pub much longer
22:00 <Doodle> *inner rear
22:00 <Brat> Really can't stand assholes who lie
22:00 <Bastardly_One> aw that comin' Doodle
22:00 <Bastardly_One> from the bushes of course
22:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
22:00 <Liinda> well, next time use protection Doodle.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
23:00 <Doodle> NEVER
23:00 <The_Baron> garncarnt
23:00 <Doodle> i wont get pregnant 
23:00 <Doodle> so why should i
23:00 <Liinda> LOL
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> best answer ever
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stealing that
23:00 <Liinda> all u have to do now is wait for someone to lead you up to saying it b1 lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, so ... never
23:00 <Doodle> that may take the rest of your life
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks being ugly, old and mental
24:00 <Doodle> which shouldn't be too long ^_^
24:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
24:00 <Liinda> haha awh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs *laughin'*
24:00 <Liinda> its ok, im sure beehh will be on soon.
24:00 <Liinda> he'll fix it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that started a cough
24:00 <Doodle> death by irc
24:00 <Doodle> D:
24:00 <Liinda> irrationalcoughing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> dear lord
24:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the shame
25:00 <Bastardly_One> dying on irc
25:00 <Doodle> inorite
25:00 <Doodle> is it time to turn the heater on yet
25:00 <Liinda> its time to put clothes on Doodle
26:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <Doodle> :/
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a tad nipply
26:00 <Doodle> fkoath
26:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid city
26:00 <Liinda> yeah, Doodles nipples
26:00 <Doodle> don't make fun of my high beams
26:00 <Doodle> i cant help it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 feels like 10
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
27:00 <Doodle> lol you sound like a priest
27:00 <Doodle> [22:26] <Bastardly_One> 13 feels like 10
27:00 <Bastardly_One> haha
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I got it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in good form tonight
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Liinda> lmao
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you'll never see the face of Jesus now
28:00 <Brat> Lmfao
28:00 <Doodle> i've seen it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not that dude around town
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the real one
28:00 <Doodle> looks like a young osama bin laden
28:00 <Doodle> without the ak47
28:00 <Liinda> lol
29:00 <Liinda> and he says, "Ill be back:
29:00 <Liinda> "
29:00 <Doodle> "in a few days"
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just sleeping off the munchies m8
30:00 <Doodle> and that crown of thorns
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the last supper tuckered him right out
30:00 <Doodle> ok i'm stopping now before some cunt starts discussing religion
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah xm might be paying attention
30:00 <Bastardly_One> true
30:00 <[Maverick]> haii chris 
30:00 <[Maverick]> you spastic 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
31:00 <Bastardly_One> speak of the devil
31:00 <spence_n9ne> Lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's spence
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the real one
31:00 <spence_n9ne> Hey b1
31:00 <Bastardly_One> chris is Optarse
31:00 <spence_n9ne> Sup homie
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason chris stands out like a beacon to me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all really ... just off for a bit to do stuff I have to
31:00 <Liinda> heys spence
31:00 <Liinda> oh fine
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... eat, etc
32:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
34:00 <Liinda> i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
34:00 <Liinda> couleurs... hai
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jake the Dog and Finn the Human!
35:00 <spence_n9ne> Lol
35:00 <Liinda> spence_n9ne
36:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
36:00 <spence_n9ne> Hey babe
36:00 <Liinda> hows u
36:00 <spence_n9ne> It's spence bub
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <Liinda> i know its u
36:00 <spence_n9ne> Im great
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig time
36:00 <spence_n9ne> Lol cig 
36:00 <spence_n9ne> Sup pandas 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> let him go and come back
37:00 <spence_n9ne> Yeah 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> something he said before made me think he's in danger of being moody
37:00 <Liinda> panadols cant see me for some reason
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
37:00 <Liinda> :(
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas oi
37:00 <spence_n9ne> Missed u cunts 
38:00 <Liinda> nawh spence, where u been
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda says hi and just chopped your penis off with a machete
38:00 <spence_n9ne> Hard out working in tassie
38:00 <Liinda> and his balls b1, tell him i didnt leave any balls
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> guess he went for the cig
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pm it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> done
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Liinda> lol thanks
39:00 <Liinda> wb The_Baron
39:00 <Liinda> we umm
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
39:00 <Liinda> missed you
39:00 <Liinda> =P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just in time to entertain Liinda
39:00 <The_Baron> thankya
39:00 <Liinda> lol
39:00 <Liinda> wb spency
39:00 <spence_n9ne> P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gotta do stuff for a insy bit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
39:00 <spence_n9ne> Cheers gorgeous
39:00 <The_Baron> what am I, some sort of organ grinder monkey
40:00 <B1-not-here> yes
40:00 <Liinda> yeh
40:00 <spence_n9ne> Lolzy
40:00 <B1-not-here> and I expect money for us on the return
40:00 <The_Baron> haha
40:00 <B1-not-here> *cues a shit EDM track for an hr*
40:00 <B1-not-here> dance bitch!
40:00 <The_Baron> u will have to fish em out of my buttcrack
40:00 <Liinda> hawt
40:00 <Liinda> and sweaty
40:00 <spence_n9ne> I'm crashing
40:00 <The_Baron> and hairy
40:00 <B1-not-here> oh, you only have to ak
40:00 <B1-not-here> sk
40:00 <B1-not-here> ask
40:00 <Liinda> more fun
40:00 <B1-not-here> damn it
40:00 <The_Baron> though not hairy like a scotsmans backside
41:00 <spence_n9ne> Big day tomoz 
41:00 <B1-not-here> anyway ... bbs
41:00 <Liinda> i havent seen a scotsman's ass
41:00 <Liinda> why spence_n9ne
41:00 <The_Baron> they be some hairy folk for non-wogs
41:00 <spence_n9ne> Workiez Liinda
41:00 <Liinda> they are euro arent they?
41:00 <spence_n9ne> Something u might never know nothing about
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah
41:00 <Liinda> lol i work long hours
42:00 <The_Baron> that's ur mistake
42:00 <The_Baron> working long hours
42:00 <spence_n9ne> No u don't
42:00 <The_Baron> unless u actually enjoy what u do
42:00 <spence_n9ne> Hookers work fuck all
42:00 <Liinda> i have to, this dumb ass project is killing me
42:00 <spence_n9ne> Jk
42:00 <Liinda> im no hooker. im an escort!
42:00 <Liinda> sheeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
42:00 <The_Baron> the difference is 200 bucks n hour
42:00 <The_Baron> and no backdoor funny bizness
42:00 <Excessive> jus 200
42:00 <Excessive> ?
42:00 <spence_n9ne> I knew u were a worker :)
42:00 <Excessive> that's cheap
43:00 <The_Baron> that's on the low end Excessive
43:00 <spence_n9ne> Sup goulash 
43:00 <Excessive> hey lo fasz hogj vagj meg?
43:00 <Liinda> hahaha im a worker, not a starfisher. 
43:00 <The_Baron> dude, 80-100 for standard hooker, 300-5000 for escort
43:00 <The_Baron> standard rates
43:00 <The_Baron> :P
43:00 <spence_n9ne> Bassemeg onya
43:00 <Liinda> fuck i should quit my job and be an escort
43:00 <The_Baron> u prolly could
44:00 <Liinda> do escorts have sex or literally just escort
44:00 <spence_n9ne> Egan
44:00 <The_Baron> lot of the proper swanky places u don't even have to have sex
44:00 <The_Baron> it's piss easy work
44:00 <The_Baron> and ur good lookin enough
44:00 <Liinda> interesting lol
44:00 <Liinda> haha thx
44:00 <The_Baron> but yeah usually no sex
44:00 <The_Baron> though lotta escorts do it as a side thing
44:00 <The_Baron> an extra couple hungie here and there
44:00 <spence_n9ne> Kiss kutya nagy kutya namugot heabo
44:00 <Liinda> yeah fair enough
45:00 <The_Baron> my mates missus does escort work
45:00 <Liinda> if he got the $ to pay $5000 no sex, he at least deserves a blowie
45:00 <The_Baron> she only does a couple shifts a week
45:00 <The_Baron> makes 3-4 grand a week
45:00 <spence_n9ne> Lol @ blowie
45:00 <Liinda> ;P
45:00 <Adaz> 3-4g a week no lol
45:00 <Brat> New sheets, new doona! Yeyy!
45:00 <spence_n9ne> Liinda bend over for the spence ?
46:00 <Liinda> show me da monies
46:00 <Excessive> ur dick is too small for Liinda's liking spence_n9ne
46:00 <The_Baron> though if u are lazy like me
46:00 <spence_n9ne> I got coin bub
46:00 <The_Baron> sales is the place to be
46:00 <The_Baron> I make a 100 bucks n hour doing really minimal effort work
46:00 <spence_n9ne> Plenty 
46:00 <Liinda> im in sales
46:00 <Adaz> im in heroin trade
46:00 <Liinda> but i process orders.
46:00 <spence_n9ne> Excessive my Dick is nagy 
47:00 <Liinda> i've process almost 3mil worth of orders this month\
47:00 <Liinda> processed*
47:00 <spence_n9ne> Goodnight all 
47:00 <milk> Adaz just a tayste
47:00 <Liinda> night spence have a good day tomoz x
47:00 <Excessive> szia
47:00 <spence_n9ne> Thanks Liinda 
47:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah 
47:00 <The_Baron> what's the pay like with that?
47:00 <spence_n9ne> Szevos
48:00 <Liinda> not commission based cos i dont get the actaul sales. i process them all, coordinate deliveries, training, config and install
48:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
48:00 <Liinda> so i get a salary
48:00 <The_Baron> so at least a base rate
48:00 <Liinda> and bonus at the end of the yr
48:00 <Liinda> yeah
48:00 <spence_n9ne> Mwahz
48:00 <The_Baron> I been doing commision only
48:00 <The_Baron> but it's cash in hand
48:00 <The_Baron> and 30%
48:00 <Liinda> AH nice one
48:00 <Adaz> just go on centrelink
49:00 <The_Baron> I know it's legit enough that what they sell does get delivered and aparantly I have happy clients
49:00 <Adaz> no commision
49:00 <The_Baron> but it's run by some shady serbians
49:00 <The_Baron> :P
49:00 <Liinda> lol what do u sell?
49:00 <Liinda> rugs?
49:00 <The_Baron> advertising paraphernalia
49:00 <Liinda> oh yeah thats right u told me
49:00 <The_Baron> stuff like beer coaster ads
49:00 <The_Baron> promotional calenders
49:00 <The_Baron> bs like that
49:00 <Liinda> u know i print on tshirts yeh?
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah I remember u said
50:00 <Liinda> as a side gig
50:00 <milk> centrelink is the best, you sell smack, pimp hoes and the govt pays you as well
50:00 <Liinda> centrelink is more work than work... 
50:00 <The_Baron> it's also a burning ship
50:00 <Liinda> those forms etc are ridick
50:00 <The_Baron> abbot is gonna gut it soon enough
50:00 <The_Baron> I jumped that fucker in time
50:00 <Adaz> centrelink is not work
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah but it's meagre as fuck
51:00 <The_Baron> 600 a fortnight
51:00 <The_Baron> fuck that
51:00 <Adaz> its for true pimps
51:00 <The_Baron> I hated it
51:00 <Adaz> 600 lol? 
51:00 <The_Baron> unless u on DSP
51:00 <The_Baron> u spastic
51:00 <Adaz> you were a disablity cunt wernt you
51:00 <Adaz> newstart is max 490 
51:00 <The_Baron> nah 600 is with rent assistance
51:00 <The_Baron> u are well off
51:00 <Adaz> you are a true scab
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> centerlink?
51:00 <The_Baron> base rate for newstart is 509
51:00 <The_Baron> dummy
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> like dsp
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about pensioners
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> on dsp
51:00 <The_Baron> DSP is base rate 800
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ppl who genuinely need that
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
52:00 <milk> I'll never work a day in my life
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's not bad
52:00 <The_Baron> it's a low income wage
52:00 <The_Baron> it's liveable if ur on ur own
52:00 <Liinda> fuck im tired
52:00 <Liinda> and if u eat noodles
52:00 <couleurs> me 2
52:00 <Liinda> couleurs
52:00 <Liinda> =)
52:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> that reminds me
53:00 <couleurs> i was showering......
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> was going to look for casual night job, since i hate nights
53:00 <Adaz> 490 liar
53:00 <Excessive> I have CC's n salsa
53:00 <couleurs> in the nude
53:00 <Adaz> The_Baron is a fat liar
53:00 <Liinda> thats hawt couleurs
53:00 <The_Baron> is that u chris?
53:00 <Adaz> The_Baron havnt you grown old yet?
53:00 <couleurs> thank u
53:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
53:00 <The_Baron> 409 my arse
54:00 <Adaz> you lie so hard on here its like it's your only means of life
54:00 <The_Baron> I'm gonna google it now just to be a cunt now
54:00 <Liinda> okies, sleepy time for me
54:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xoxo
54:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiite Liinda
54:00 <couleurs> bye Liinda 
54:00 <Adaz> nite Liinda
54:00 <Adaz> make a tshirt for me
54:00 <Liinda> mebbe
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
55:00 <The_Baron> http://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/enablers/centrelink/newstart-allowance/payment-rates-for-newstart-allowance
55:00 <The_Baron> HA
55:00 <Liinda> for xmas lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bye linas
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
55:00 <The_Baron> $501, and that aint including the 8 dollar leccy rebate
55:00 <Liinda> byes panadols (can u see me???)
55:00 <The_Baron> u stupid fuckin twat!
55:00 <The_Baron> :D
55:00 <Liinda> <3
58:00 <Adaz> that girl is such a slut
58:00 <The_Baron> troll level: *yawn*
00:00 <Adaz> you fat greek loser
01:00 <milk> hey, he's a greak guy ok
01:00 <Excessive> not even
01:00 <The_Baron> I'm not greek
05:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo gonna go finish firefly, then cry a lil realising it will never be properly concluded
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
22:00 <lumeah2> hey pietey
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> harder
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> worked!
37:00 <Adaz> Maurice is a fucker
38:00 <Maurice> So I like sex, sue me
40:00 <Adaz> sex with cocks
45:00 <Serenity> oh no
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> here's something cool
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/10014666_611781345577467_514176162_n.jpg
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt know this lol
47:00 <Adaz> shut up loser
48:00 <[Maverick]> Adaz who the fuck are you
49:00 <CannibalClown> some troll
50:00 <druff> wanna be troll
50:00 <Maurice> (20:40:50) (Adaz): sex with cocks
50:00 <Maurice> Is there a point to that?
50:00 <Maurice> Because it's true
50:00 <Adaz> yeh you dumb fucking fat bitch fuck
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Maurice> That's original..
51:00 <Adaz> you make me sick
51:00 <Maurice> Good
52:00 <Serenity> lol someones upset
52:00 <[Maverick]> someone got caught wanking by their mum 
53:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL
53:00 <Adaz> my mum
53:00 <Adaz> fuck
55:00 <Pieter> Moaning
55:00 <Pieter> OH ITS FUCKING PM
55:00 <Mars> i wish
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahhh yes
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> the happy part of the evening ehehe
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a great hour and twenny five minutes.
56:00 <CannibalClown> someones been methed out all day
56:00 <CannibalClown> just realised its night time
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> err
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't go drugs.
58:00 <Serenity> not you josh
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <CannibalClown> not you
58:00 <CannibalClown> methter over here
58:00 <Serenity> captain gangrene
58:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh lol
59:00 <megamanga> i came here to suck dicks n chew gum and im all out of gum
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt notice piet type
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <CannibalClown> thanx duke nukem
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sezz did u see on my fb i am hyper coz get final colour done tomoz!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
59:00 <megamanga> FYNAL
59:00 <Serenity> nah havent checked fb properly yet
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
59:00 <Serenity> been at the beach
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked
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