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00:00 <Pieter> Mether
00:00 <Pieter> OMG METHER
00:00 <Pieter> Oh fuck yeahh , using that against someone 
00:00 <Pieter> THIS SHOWS MY POWER
00:00 <megamanga> anyway, isnt it still like 30 over there in wa?
00:00 <Pieter> Mether
00:00 <Pieter> OMG METHER
00:00 <Pieter> Oh fuck yeahh , using that against someone 
00:00 <Pieter> THIS SHOWS MY POWER
00:00 <megamanga> anyway, isnt it still like 30 over there in wa?
01:00 <Pieter> Cos METHER n GANGRENE , the insults of 14 months ago are still used y the only 2 who cant think of anything normal to say .... RECYCLINGINSULTS
01:00 <Excessive> oh tis tomorrow
01:00 <Excessive> now
01:00 <Pieter> Too bad stupidity cant be recycled n turned into a superior product
01:00 <Pieter> Anyway , Ps. Im cool :)
01:00 <Pieter> Cos METHER n GANGRENE , the insults of 14 months ago are still used y the only 2 who cant think of anything normal to say .... RECYCLINGINSULTS
01:00 <Excessive> oh tis tomorrow
01:00 <Excessive> now
01:00 <Pieter> Too bad stupidity cant be recycled n turned into a superior product
01:00 <Pieter> Anyway , Ps. Im cool :)
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
02:00 <CannibalClown> why so mad for
02:00 <Pieter> LOLLL
02:00 <Serenity> my weather station says its 32 ourside here megamanga
02:00 <Pieter> Its mad now
02:00 <Pieter> Always attempting to belittle people , pathetic:)
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOOOL @ PIETER
02:00 <Pieter> Hate to tell yas but the rebel lik persona yas throw on is quite weak and transparent
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
02:00 <CannibalClown> why so mad for
02:00 <Pieter> LOLLL
02:00 <Serenity> my weather station says its 32 ourside here megamanga
02:00 <Pieter> Its mad now
02:00 <Pieter> Always attempting to belittle people , pathetic:)
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOOOL @ PIETER
02:00 <Pieter> Hate to tell yas but the rebel lik persona yas throw on is quite weak and transparent
03:00 <Pieter> LOLLLLLL
03:00 <megamanga> http://img.pr0gramm.com/2014/01/foule-gonflable-cinema-05.jpg
03:00 <megamanga> 32 fucken hell
03:00 <Pieter> <---- Alerting people to my current situation
03:00 <Pieter> I AM LAUGHING
03:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up jesus christ
03:00 <Pieter> People, public laughter , it has more distance this way @
03:00 <Pieter> LOLLLLLL
03:00 <megamanga> http://img.pr0gramm.com/2014/01/foule-gonflable-cinema-05.jpg
03:00 <megamanga> 32 fucken hell
03:00 <Pieter> <---- Alerting people to my current situation
03:00 <Pieter> I AM LAUGHING
03:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up jesus christ
03:00 <Pieter> People, public laughter , it has more distance this way @
04:00 <Serenity> talk about defensive
04:00 <Pieter> Love IRC , LOVE it
04:00 <Pieter> Yes, defensive
04:00 <Pieter> Who talk'd about it ?
04:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1897027_10152701841589148_2020897469_n.jpg
04:00 <Serenity> lol Excessive
04:00 <Serenity> talk about defensive
04:00 <Pieter> Love IRC , LOVE it
04:00 <Pieter> Yes, defensive
04:00 <Pieter> Who talk'd about it ?
04:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1897027_10152701841589148_2020897469_n.jpg
04:00 <Serenity> lol Excessive
06:00 <Pieter> Ive managed to do the impossible and somehow fucked up my rom in the nas , i cant even get it to book a safe setup on bootup , it wont load the OS , even when the hdd is fresh., the OS is kept in protected storage , Its fucking unaccessible 
06:00 <Pieter> FUCKING QNAP CUNT COCK EXPENSIVE PIECE OF JUNK
06:00 <Pieter> Ive managed to do the impossible and somehow fucked up my rom in the nas , i cant even get it to book a safe setup on bootup , it wont load the OS , even when the hdd is fresh., the OS is kept in protected storage , Its fucking unaccessible 
06:00 <Pieter> FUCKING QNAP CUNT COCK EXPENSIVE PIECE OF JUNK
07:00 <Excessive> rite ........ so next u buy an Asus drive :)
07:00 <Pieter> Anyone had any issues such as this, anyone that remains other than the 2 stoops?
07:00 <Pieter> Asus drive?
07:00 <Excessive> r u talkin abt ur DVD drive?
07:00 <Excessive> rite ........ so next u buy an Asus drive :)
07:00 <Pieter> Anyone had any issues such as this, anyone that remains other than the 2 stoops?
07:00 <Pieter> Asus drive?
07:00 <Excessive> r u talkin abt ur DVD drive?
10:00 <megamanga> http://pr0gramm.com/#newest/*/112925/2013/12/1388260934033 not even once
10:00 <Pieter> QNAP is quite decent and supported in a big way , its just , Ive accessed something that I shouldnt have been able to access with write switches , and even then the rom shpouldnt be written to , i dont even believe it updates its own installation software in order to have the latest OS installed instead of having to leech all the updates n shit , ive never seen the source instlllation to be updated , i cant even understand how I am writing to a fucking rom , 
10:00 <megamanga> http://pr0gramm.com/#newest/*/112925/2013/12/1388260934033 not even once
10:00 <Pieter> QNAP is quite decent and supported in a big way , its just , Ive accessed something that I shouldnt have been able to access with write switches , and even then the rom shpouldnt be written to , i dont even believe it updates its own installation software in order to have the latest OS installed instead of having to leech all the updates n shit , ive never seen the source instlllation to be updated , i cant even understand how I am writing to a fucking rom , 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> torn between buying alcohol tomorrow to have a couple drinks b4 ink or not
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> bed time
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite sezz megamanga
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwah
11:00 <megamanga> catch meng
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> peas n ham nigga
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> torn between buying alcohol tomorrow to have a couple drinks b4 ink or not
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> bed time
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite sezz megamanga
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwah
11:00 <megamanga> catch meng
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> peas n ham nigga
12:00 <Serenity> aw
12:00 <Pieter> Naa QNAP is a NAS/ QNAS , consider it to be a server that holds (mine anyway holds 6), never seen more than 8 bays for these lil retail gizmos , but yeh , ya just throw in ya hdd's , select a raid setup, me I combine all hdd's iso i can use all 15tb, and the 6th drive is my 3tb that is my lifesaver *lolly*
12:00 <megamanga> i dont see anyone else talking...
12:00 <Serenity> no one else is talking
12:00 <Serenity> aw
12:00 <Pieter> Naa QNAP is a NAS/ QNAS , consider it to be a server that holds (mine anyway holds 6), never seen more than 8 bays for these lil retail gizmos , but yeh , ya just throw in ya hdd's , select a raid setup, me I combine all hdd's iso i can use all 15tb, and the 6th drive is my 3tb that is my lifesaver *lolly*
12:00 <megamanga> i dont see anyone else talking...
12:00 <Serenity> no one else is talking
13:00 <megamanga> oh...
13:00 <Excessive> I'm reading!
13:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/1801258_10151904583077331_1543310707_o.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> giant goon bag
13:00 <CannibalClown> because goon
13:00 <megamanga> is it one of those balloon things you launch people off?
13:00 <Serenity> no
13:00 <Serenity> its a giant goon bag
13:00 <Pieter> Anyway, they use fuck all juice , if a hdd dies, ya can hotswap it , just pop out the dead one and insert a new one and the initilization and data willbe restored to the drive , anyway only downside is that the graphics output is quite basic that it would result in the ultimate htpc if the video could be replaced
13:00 <megamanga> what a useless goon bag
13:00 <megamanga> cant even reach the nozzle
13:00 <megamanga> oh...
13:00 <Excessive> I'm reading!
13:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/1801258_10151904583077331_1543310707_o.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> giant goon bag
13:00 <CannibalClown> because goon
13:00 <megamanga> is it one of those balloon things you launch people off?
13:00 <Serenity> no
13:00 <Serenity> its a giant goon bag
13:00 <Pieter> Anyway, they use fuck all juice , if a hdd dies, ya can hotswap it , just pop out the dead one and insert a new one and the initilization and data willbe restored to the drive , anyway only downside is that the graphics output is quite basic that it would result in the ultimate htpc if the video could be replaced
13:00 <megamanga> what a useless goon bag
13:00 <megamanga> cant even reach the nozzle
14:00 <Serenity> ill notice you the other pic i have
14:00 <megamanga> haha thats sick
14:00 <Serenity> cause my kids are in it and.. well. this place is full of weird cunts
14:00 <megamanga> its ok kids are out of bounds in my book
14:00 <Serenity> its so massifff
14:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <Pieter> Might wanna check it out Excessive , if ya a data bitch like me then yeh , losing all ya data ya been collecting over a decade is something worse than being shot , Icant imagine a bullet creating more havok n depression than losing all mah shit:(
14:00 <megamanga> LOL at the poor bloke who is gonna have to clean all the bird shit off it
14:00 <Serenity> ill notice you the other pic i have
14:00 <megamanga> haha thats sick
14:00 <Serenity> cause my kids are in it and.. well. this place is full of weird cunts
14:00 <megamanga> its ok kids are out of bounds in my book
14:00 <Serenity> its so massifff
14:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <Pieter> Might wanna check it out Excessive , if ya a data bitch like me then yeh , losing all ya data ya been collecting over a decade is something worse than being shot , Icant imagine a bullet creating more havok n depression than losing all mah shit:(
14:00 <megamanga> LOL at the poor bloke who is gonna have to clean all the bird shit off it
15:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:00 <Serenity> i never thought of that
15:00 <CannibalClown> soo many of em
15:00 <Excessive> I don't use NAS, I have all mah shit on a machine
15:00 <AndrewBolt> they need a giant hills hoist to go with it
15:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:00 <Serenity> i never thought of that
15:00 <CannibalClown> soo many of em
15:00 <Excessive> I don't use NAS, I have all mah shit on a machine
15:00 <AndrewBolt> they need a giant hills hoist to go with it
16:00 <Serenity> and this guy having a smoke on his balcony
16:00 <Serenity> in his bonds
16:00 <AndrewBolt> but yeah that goon bag thing is awful
16:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1958354_10151904481697331_1117609108_n.jpg
16:00 <Excessive> on one of mah machines*
16:00 <megamanga> whos that
16:00 <Serenity> no idea some guy at the beach
16:00 <Serenity> lol xm someones already sliced a hole in it
16:00 <megamanga> if i lived at the beach id have my dick out too
16:00 <Serenity> its lal patched up
16:00 <Serenity> all
16:00 <AndrewBolt> hahah
16:00 <AndrewBolt> that's the very first thing i thought
16:00 <Serenity> and this guy having a smoke on his balcony
16:00 <Serenity> in his bonds
16:00 <AndrewBolt> but yeah that goon bag thing is awful
16:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1958354_10151904481697331_1117609108_n.jpg
16:00 <Excessive> on one of mah machines*
16:00 <megamanga> whos that
16:00 <Serenity> no idea some guy at the beach
16:00 <Serenity> lol xm someones already sliced a hole in it
16:00 <megamanga> if i lived at the beach id have my dick out too
16:00 <Serenity> its lal patched up
16:00 <Serenity> all
16:00 <AndrewBolt> hahah
16:00 <AndrewBolt> that's the very first thing i thought
17:00 <AndrewBolt> i just wanted to burst it
17:00 <Serenity> and there was these things that reminded me of pictures we did in maths at school
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t31/1617245_10151904583912331_471863460_o.jpg
17:00 <[Maverick]> ;p; 
17:00 <[Maverick]> lol
17:00 <megamanga> we have them in geelong and i always see kids stuck in them as i drive past
17:00 <megamanga> one day ill crash laughing
17:00 <AndrewBolt> i just wanted to burst it
17:00 <Serenity> and there was these things that reminded me of pictures we did in maths at school
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t31/1617245_10151904583912331_471863460_o.jpg
17:00 <[Maverick]> ;p; 
17:00 <[Maverick]> lol
17:00 <megamanga> we have them in geelong and i always see kids stuck in them as i drive past
17:00 <megamanga> one day ill crash laughing
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> anyway the beach was shit tonight so humid
18:00 <CannibalClown> and people
18:00 <Serenity> but the storms coming in were cool
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> anyway the beach was shit tonight so humid
18:00 <CannibalClown> and people
18:00 <Serenity> but the storms coming in were cool
20:00 <[Maverick]> I am cool 
20:00 <[Maverick]> speaking of cool 
20:00 <[Maverick]> HAIII DemonsRun
20:00 <DemonsRun> Hai :)
20:00 <[Maverick]> I am cool 
20:00 <[Maverick]> speaking of cool 
20:00 <[Maverick]> HAIII DemonsRun
20:00 <DemonsRun> Hai :)
21:00 <[Maverick]> how yah doin 
21:00 <Excessive> k, jus paid mah optus bill
21:00 <Brat> Nawt bad, yourself?
21:00 <[Maverick]> yeah pretty good 
21:00 <[Maverick]> I like how b1 appears 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> co-incidence
21:00 <[Maverick]> someone rubbed his genie 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just sat down
21:00 <CannibalClown> sniffin around
21:00 <[Maverick]> how yah doin 
21:00 <Excessive> k, jus paid mah optus bill
21:00 <Brat> Nawt bad, yourself?
21:00 <[Maverick]> yeah pretty good 
21:00 <[Maverick]> I like how b1 appears 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> co-incidence
21:00 <[Maverick]> someone rubbed his genie 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just sat down
21:00 <CannibalClown> sniffin around
22:00 <[Maverick]> packet sniffi 
22:00 <Excessive> and next fortnite I'll be doin the same again
22:00 <Excessive> am 2 weeks behind with optus
22:00 <Brat> Crazy peoples
22:00 <Brat> On tv I mean
22:00 <Brat> Doctor who <3
22:00 <[Maverick]> packet sniffi 
22:00 <Excessive> and next fortnite I'll be doin the same again
22:00 <Excessive> am 2 weeks behind with optus
22:00 <Brat> Crazy peoples
22:00 <Brat> On tv I mean
22:00 <Brat> Doctor who <3
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/223/d/b/dba80b33b3c4f4a062ec99d24eea6b83-d5apupz.png
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/223/d/b/dba80b33b3c4f4a062ec99d24eea6b83-d5apupz.png
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> scary/disturbing ... http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/latex-love-doll-suit
26:00 <[Maverick]> made in japan? 
26:00 <[Maverick]> not scary 
26:00 <[Maverick]> seriously.. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> scary/disturbing ... http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/latex-love-doll-suit
26:00 <[Maverick]> made in japan? 
26:00 <[Maverick]> not scary 
26:00 <[Maverick]> seriously.. 
27:00 <[Maverick]> if your mind comes up something... asians have done it 
27:00 <Excessive> maaaaaaaaaaan u put up some weird shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah disturbing ... but hardly surprising
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, basically
27:00 <Saemon> lol that would be great to wear to a costume party or halloween or something
27:00 <Saemon> just to take the piss
27:00 <Saemon> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not weird Excessive
27:00 <[Maverick]> if your mind comes up something... asians have done it 
27:00 <Excessive> maaaaaaaaaaan u put up some weird shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah disturbing ... but hardly surprising
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, basically
27:00 <Saemon> lol that would be great to wear to a costume party or halloween or something
27:00 <Saemon> just to take the piss
27:00 <Saemon> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not weird Excessive
28:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to some stuff I see
28:00 <Excessive> ah so u're even worse than I thought?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to some stuff I see
28:00 <Excessive> ah so u're even worse than I thought?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and proud of it
29:00 <Excessive> one site I used to hate was that ....... ummmmmm ....... rotten.com
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of these
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/jason-hoodie
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and proud of it
29:00 <Excessive> one site I used to hate was that ....... ummmmmm ....... rotten.com
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of these
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/jason-hoodie
30:00 <Excessive> u'd be taken in jus for wearin that shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriously ordering one
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can
30:00 <Excessive> u'd be taken in jus for wearin that shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriously ordering one
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can
31:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a Bobba Fett one
31:00 <[Maverick]> so do I 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a zip up hood like that
31:00 <[Maverick]> got it from Mr Lucas himself 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but that Jason one is fuckin' mad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a Bobba Fett one
31:00 <[Maverick]> so do I 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a zip up hood like that
31:00 <[Maverick]> got it from Mr Lucas himself 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but that Jason one is fuckin' mad
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you really got one or just talking shit?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're cool huh?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the Darth ones are a bit shit
32:00 <Excessive> I'mnah fckn lay down ............ l8ers
32:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you really got one or just talking shit?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're cool huh?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the Darth ones are a bit shit
32:00 <Excessive> I'mnah fckn lay down ............ l8ers
32:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I like hoodies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and haven't seen one that's impressed for ages
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll shut up now but it's still mad
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I like hoodies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and haven't seen one that's impressed for ages
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll shut up now but it's still mad
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one
34:00 <Bastardly_One> $98
34:00 <Bastardly_One> USD I assume
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright if it looks as good as the pic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> $98
34:00 <Bastardly_One> USD I assume
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright if it looks as good as the pic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/like/360763392796?hlpht=true&ops=true&viphx=1&lpid=94
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what a rip
36:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's identical
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cost $50 USD
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/like/360763392796?hlpht=true&ops=true&viphx=1&lpid=94
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what a rip
36:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's identical
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cost $50 USD
44:00 <CannibalClown> holy mother of textwall
44:00 <CannibalClown> holy mother of textwall
56:00 <Saemon> i would wear that boba fett top
56:00 <Saemon> if i wanted to advertise to the world that im a virgin
56:00 <Saemon> i would wear that boba fett top
56:00 <Saemon> if i wanted to advertise to the world that im a virgin
57:00 <beehhh> shit happens
57:00 <megamanga> http://img.pr0gramm.com/2014/01/amary.jpg
57:00 <beehhh> i broke my ten years virginity with a tranny
57:00 <beehhh> http://i57.tinypic.com/241vygg.jpg
57:00 <beehhh> shit happens
57:00 <megamanga> http://img.pr0gramm.com/2014/01/amary.jpg
57:00 <beehhh> i broke my ten years virginity with a tranny
57:00 <beehhh> http://i57.tinypic.com/241vygg.jpg
00:00 <beehhh> more alien breeders are invading the country from offshore
00:00 <beehhh> more alien breeders are invading the country from offshore
01:00 <beehhh> her english is so cute n broken but cares a lot for me
01:00 <beehhh> her english is so cute n broken but cares a lot for me
02:00 <xm> "her" English is as butchered as "her" genitals from the sounds of it
02:00 <xm> "her" English is as butchered as "her" genitals from the sounds of it
03:00 <beehhh> shes a muslim tranny n circumsized
03:00 <beehhh> tmi
03:00 <beehhh> shes a muslim tranny n circumsized
03:00 <beehhh> tmi
06:00 <beehhh> this chinese girl went upstairs with this black dude to download movies while i was waiting on their lobby they had sex
06:00 <beehhh> this chinese girl went upstairs with this black dude to download movies while i was waiting on their lobby they had sex
12:00 <xm> were you thinking of the black guy
12:00 <xm> those damn sexy Asian girls, stealing your men
12:00 <xm> were you thinking of the black guy
12:00 <xm> those damn sexy Asian girls, stealing your men
13:00 <beehhh> he and i are group mates
13:00 <beehhh> bitch loves uncut nigga cocks
13:00 <beehhh> he and i are group mates
13:00 <beehhh> bitch loves uncut nigga cocks
14:00 <beehhh> they are not even dating
14:00 <beehhh> they are not even dating
15:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/tamianatasha.aluwiyaperes
15:00 <dematerialised> i'd let that fuck me
15:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/tamianatasha.aluwiyaperes
15:00 <dematerialised> i'd let that fuck me
16:00 <beehhh> well are are couple her name is norell
16:00 <beehhh> well are are couple her name is norell
17:00 <beehhh> shes moving to nearby to curtin campus just for me
17:00 <beehhh> shes moving to nearby to curtin campus just for me
18:00 <dematerialised> are you going to let her thrust into your anus with her pork sword
18:00 <xm> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1980206_258653644307660_1853050501_o.jpg
18:00 <xm> you guys make a beautiful couple
18:00 <xm> pity you cant have kids with it. nature is cruel
18:00 <dematerialised> are you going to let her thrust into your anus with her pork sword
18:00 <xm> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1980206_258653644307660_1853050501_o.jpg
18:00 <xm> you guys make a beautiful couple
18:00 <xm> pity you cant have kids with it. nature is cruel
19:00 <beehhh> wow thanks
19:00 <beehhh> who want kids they are touble lot are already here
19:00 <xm> tell it to be easy on the eye brows girlfriend
19:00 <megamanga> lol wtf is that
19:00 <megamanga> who is that
19:00 <beehhh> shes been abandoned 
19:00 <xm> oh beeeh and it
19:00 <beehhh> wow thanks
19:00 <beehhh> who want kids they are touble lot are already here
19:00 <xm> tell it to be easy on the eye brows girlfriend
19:00 <megamanga> lol wtf is that
19:00 <megamanga> who is that
19:00 <beehhh> shes been abandoned 
19:00 <xm> oh beeeh and it
20:00 <beehhh> i had two bottle of Jack daniels nite before and fucked her like 20times
20:00 <megamanga> 7 inches or 8 inches on it?
20:00 <dematerialised> its asian
20:00 <dematerialised> even 5 is generous
20:00 <megamanga> ah
20:00 <beehhh> shes malay muslim tranny
20:00 <beehhh> my new gf
20:00 <beehhh> i had two bottle of Jack daniels nite before and fucked her like 20times
20:00 <megamanga> 7 inches or 8 inches on it?
20:00 <dematerialised> its asian
20:00 <dematerialised> even 5 is generous
20:00 <megamanga> ah
20:00 <beehhh> shes malay muslim tranny
20:00 <beehhh> my new gf
21:00 <dematerialised> she's not a bad tranny
21:00 <dematerialised> i give her that much
21:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt say no after a few shots
21:00 <dematerialised> she's not a bad tranny
21:00 <dematerialised> i give her that much
21:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt say no after a few shots
22:00 <beehhh> shes a girl inside
22:00 <dematerialised> yes but the outside is important too
22:00 <beehhh> i didnt see anything man about her
22:00 <dematerialised> cant pass off a 5 inch dick as a rather large clitoris
22:00 <dematerialised> especially when veins start popping out
22:00 <beehhh> yummy dick she has
22:00 <beehhh> shes a girl inside
22:00 <dematerialised> yes but the outside is important too
22:00 <beehhh> i didnt see anything man about her
22:00 <dematerialised> cant pass off a 5 inch dick as a rather large clitoris
22:00 <dematerialised> especially when veins start popping out
22:00 <beehhh> yummy dick she has
24:00 <beehhh> she wants me to fuck her butt all nite and cum inside her
24:00 <dematerialised> most prostitutes do
24:00 <xm> normally i have to pay $4.95 per minute to listen to this
24:00 <xm> thanks beehhh 
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <beehhh> she never asked for anything didnt steal anything from my room
24:00 <dematerialised> thats always a bonus
24:00 <beehhh> she wants me to fuck her butt all nite and cum inside her
24:00 <dematerialised> most prostitutes do
24:00 <xm> normally i have to pay $4.95 per minute to listen to this
24:00 <xm> thanks beehhh 
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <beehhh> she never asked for anything didnt steal anything from my room
24:00 <dematerialised> thats always a bonus
25:00 <xm> tell me about the baju kurung you're wearing beehhh
25:00 <beehhh> she was sobbing on my lap like a helpless child
25:00 <xm> the fabric, the feel
25:00 <xm> the pattern
25:00 <megamanga> katut
25:00 <dematerialised> beehhh is the kind of perosn you hope isnt a taxi driver
25:00 <xm> tell me about the baju kurung you're wearing beehhh
25:00 <beehhh> she was sobbing on my lap like a helpless child
25:00 <xm> the fabric, the feel
25:00 <xm> the pattern
25:00 <megamanga> katut
25:00 <dematerialised> beehhh is the kind of perosn you hope isnt a taxi driver
26:00 <xm> the only thing he rides today is a rickshaw for tourists
26:00 <xm> gotta make $$$ for tuition fees somehow
26:00 <beehhh> i dont like women they wants so much
26:00 <beehhh> money, babies, jail just for a headjob
26:00 <xm> the only thing he rides today is a rickshaw for tourists
26:00 <xm> gotta make $$$ for tuition fees somehow
26:00 <beehhh> i dont like women they wants so much
26:00 <beehhh> money, babies, jail just for a headjob
27:00 <beehhh> norell goes she want to taste my sperm n she did
27:00 <beehhh> remind me of shaving balls
27:00 <beehhh> norell goes she want to taste my sperm n she did
27:00 <beehhh> remind me of shaving balls
31:00 <beehhh> me & her will go to england together
31:00 <xm> Elton John can play at the wedding
31:00 <xm> unfortunately Liberace is dead
31:00 <xm> (long live the Queen)
31:00 <beehhh> me & her will go to england together
31:00 <xm> Elton John can play at the wedding
31:00 <xm> unfortunately Liberace is dead
31:00 <xm> (long live the Queen)
32:00 <beehhh> how about you sings for us mate
32:00 <beehhh> how about you sings for us mate
33:00 <beehhh> barangaroo has gutted under blaze there ya go billion dollar down the dair
33:00 <xm> if im online on Skype at the time
33:00 <xm> i dont see why not
33:00 <beehhh> *drain
33:00 <beehhh> barangaroo has gutted under blaze there ya go billion dollar down the dair
33:00 <xm> if im online on Skype at the time
33:00 <xm> i dont see why not
33:00 <beehhh> *drain
34:00 <beehhh> well sure when i m with her will skype
34:00 <beehhh> well sure when i m with her will skype
36:00 <DemonsRun> http://4kmand4kj.global2.vic.edu.au/files/2013/10/P1070303-v418s1.jpg
36:00 <DemonsRun> http://4kmand4kj.global2.vic.edu.au/files/2013/10/P1070303-v418s1.jpg
41:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1922276_10152083439058300_267686281_n.jpg
41:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1922276_10152083439058300_267686281_n.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
45:00 <Excessive> I might get mah toroid today
45:00 <Excessive> if not then tomorrow
45:00 <Excessive> I might get mah toroid today
45:00 <Excessive> if not then tomorrow
52:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/99percentmelbourne/photos/a.266977176676217.67860.262356017138333/731024443604819/?type=1&theater
52:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/99percentmelbourne/photos/a.266977176676217.67860.262356017138333/731024443604819/?type=1&theater
55:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/notes/counteract/applauding-democracy-it-is-a-riot/256689064510411
55:00 <Excessive> that goes for the 1-st link
55:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/notes/counteract/applauding-democracy-it-is-a-riot/256689064510411
55:00 <Excessive> that goes for the 1-st link
59:00 <beehhh> `seen beagle
59:00 <prowl> beehhh, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 week 2 days 1 hour 18 minutes ago (03.03. 23:40) stating "Quit: " after spending 3 hours 28 minutes there.
59:00 <beehhh> `seen beagle
59:00 <prowl> beehhh, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 week 2 days 1 hour 18 minutes ago (03.03. 23:40) stating "Quit: " after spending 3 hours 28 minutes there.
00:00 <DreamSeller> LOL 
00:00 <DreamSeller> LOL 
03:00 <Maurice> I heard DreamSeller turned 43 today
03:00 <Maurice> I heard DreamSeller turned 43 today
04:00 <DreamSeller> yes 
04:00 <DreamSeller> yes 
05:00 <DreamSeller> Maurice is only 6 months behind 
05:00 <Maurice> Piss off
05:00 <Maurice> Come July I'll be 26
05:00 <DreamSeller> Maurice is only 6 months behind 
05:00 <Maurice> Piss off
05:00 <Maurice> Come July I'll be 26
06:00 <DreamSeller> samr 
06:00 <DreamSeller> e
06:00 <DreamSeller> samr 
06:00 <DreamSeller> e
09:00 <beehhh> texas is coming to downunder
09:00 <beehhh> texas is coming to downunder
10:00 <beehhh> Gympie council
10:00 <beehhh> Gympie council
16:00 <beehhh> she needs money to pay deposit and i dont have any :(
16:00 <beehhh> she needs money to pay deposit and i dont have any :(
35:00 <semi-death> its ok i'll live through it whore's cheating were more important than my honest will
35:00 <semi-death> its ok i'll live through it whore's cheating were more important than my honest will
42:00 <semi-death> once in my life days were golden-edged days were glorified and days were full of hope now its' all gone
42:00 <Bonny> you might as well die
42:00 <semi-death> once in my life days were golden-edged days were glorified and days were full of hope now its' all gone
42:00 <Bonny> you might as well die
43:00 <semi-death> so be it shall
43:00 <Bonny> you choice
43:00 <Bonny> your*
43:00 <semi-death> so be it shall
43:00 <Bonny> you choice
43:00 <Bonny> your*
47:00 <beehhh> get ur pneumonia vaccine immunised
47:00 <beehhh> get ur pneumonia vaccine immunised
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep time
50:00 <Bonny> night Bastardly_One
50:00 <B1-not-here> hi/night
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep time
50:00 <Bonny> night Bastardly_One
50:00 <B1-not-here> hi/night
51:00 <beehhh> bitcoin seems dodgy happy to have the cash in hand
51:00 <beehhh> bitcoin seems dodgy happy to have the cash in hand
52:00 <beehhh> trust your commonwaelth bank n your centerlink payment
52:00 <beehhh> trust your commonwaelth bank n your centerlink payment
53:00 <beehhh> more like not decided to fight when inside a ring and the fight has started
53:00 <beehhh> more like not decided to fight when inside a ring and the fight has started
55:00 <simba> Sperm.
55:00 <Saemon> Ahhhhhhh....
55:00 <simba> Sperm.
55:00 <Saemon> Ahhhhhhh....
03:00 <simba> Guns n Gaylords - Sweet Ass O Mine
03:00 <simba> Guns n Gaylords - Sweet Ass O Mine
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140311/640/wtf_no_way_in_hell_640_13.jpg
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140311/640/wtf_no_way_in_hell_640_13.jpg
46:00 <DreamSeller> woo 
46:00 <DreamSeller> woo 
50:00 <BlackDevil> woo?
50:00 <BlackDevil> woo?
57:00 <DreamSeller> woo wooo 
57:00 <DreamSeller> woo wooo 
02:00 <megamanga> diy vasectomy yummy
02:00 <megamanga> diy vasectomy yummy
05:00 <BlackDevil> my
05:00 <BlackDevil> my
11:00 <BlackDevil> have
11:00 <BlackDevil> you
11:00 <BlackDevil> ever
11:00 <BlackDevil> poop
11:00 <BlackDevil> your
11:00 <BlackDevil> pants
11:00 <BlackDevil> have
11:00 <BlackDevil> you
11:00 <BlackDevil> ever
11:00 <BlackDevil> poop
11:00 <BlackDevil> your
11:00 <BlackDevil> pants
27:00 <DreamSeller> ring ring 
27:00 <megamanga> i poop my pants on the daily
27:00 <megamanga> dookieeee
27:00 <DreamSeller> ring ring 
27:00 <megamanga> i poop my pants on the daily
27:00 <megamanga> dookieeee
53:00 <simba> grease lightning
57:00 <simba> MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN
00:00 <simba> http://bundesligafanatic.com/gazprom-schalke-metonym-for-german-dependence-russian-resouces/
10:00 <simba> gol bartha
29:00 <nige> Ho...
29:00 <nige> Heyyyy.
29:00 <nige> Hoooooo
29:00 <nige> Heyyyyyyy.
32:00 <gremlinz> niger
43:00 <nige> Whatcha all up ta?
43:00 <gremlinz> bed
44:00 <simba> Any% Speedruns
46:00 <nige> speedruns?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 fuckin' hours to get to fucking sleep
04:00 <nige> All ok PandasDontDrive?
05:00 <stebie> <simba> i feel like a kid in a candy shop having found picards facebook  <-- wow.. and you say i'm fucked in the head, lol
05:00 <stebie> there should be better ways to spend your time
07:00 <mandyjane> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
13:00 <shadsam> simas wearing his shit stained red underpants
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> just shat me goin to bed just before twelve n gettin up tryina sleep on couch then goin back to bed then back to couch lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleep round 3am
14:00 <shadsam> heys stebie
14:00 <shadsam> going to look at real estate
15:00 <shadsam> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) xd
16:00 <simba> i had a fucked up sleep too not even a sleep 
16:00 <shadsam> stebies an emporer of worlds...xd
16:00 <shadsam> hmm cold cawfee
16:00 <shadsam> u get that
18:00 <shadsam> simba 19 going on 11
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah no shiz hey lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha my x has two profiles, didnt know this
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shes talkin to me on a pic of the one im not on
29:00 <stebie> weird
29:00 <shadsam> loof whats a free email
29:00 <shadsam> no any
29:00 <shadsam> know any dude
29:00 <Loof> hotmail gmail
29:00 <shadsam> any others
29:00 <Loof> yahoo
30:00 <shadsam> wicked oi have 2 ongs for me ill brb
30:00 <shadsam> bongs
30:00 <Loof> k
30:00 <shadsam> k
30:00 <Loof> hehe
30:00 <Loof> sweet
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like havin an x my exact age im friends with lol
32:00 <Loof> (daycare)
32:00 <Loof> oops
32:00 <Loof> that was meant for another room
33:00 <Loof> childcare today, can get so study done :D
34:00 <Loof> why they are teaching us stupid java for is beyond me
34:00 <Loof> but meh
21:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pk8dy4NIzBU
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gou Miyagi (Dec 6, 2013) 3:50 - Category: Sports - 1,043,621 views - 19,065 likes (98.2%), 358 dislikes (1.8%)
21:00 <BlackDevil> its a skateboard video
21:00 <Lumeah> hey shads. did ya move? 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> think it's time to crack open scotch and shot a few
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> maaan BlackDevil i almost freaked just b4, tattooist txts and i see Sorry I'm at the doctors can we..
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i click it and see it says make it 11:30
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> not 11, phew!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> booorrreeeeddddddddddddddDDD
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox
17:00 <faux> can someone find me a link to download The other woman
17:00 <faux> ty
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Other Woman
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2009 movie?
18:00 <faux> no
18:00 <faux> 2014
18:00 <faux> comes out in april
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
18:00 <faux> ive seen the 2009 one its stupid
18:00 <faux> natalie portman
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> there;s 2009 2011 one sec
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye she way skinneh
18:00 <faux> yeah i found those
18:00 <faux> i cant find the new one
18:00 <faux> i dont even know if itll be out yet
19:00 <faux> it comes out in cinemas next month
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye nah cant find on piratebay
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> check soulseek?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> shizbittles i only use piratebay aha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Who's in this one?
21:00 <faux> cameron diaz
21:00 <faux> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've gotta dl The Way I Live Now
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> or wtf its called
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh cool i love her!
21:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kip6XN9DDzU
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Other Woman TRAILER 1 (2014) - Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton Comedy Movie HD (Dec 19, 2013) 2:25 - Category: Film and Animation - 325,055 views - 665 likes (92.9%), 51 dislikes (7.1%)
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty!!!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i have to free up a lot of space, runnin so slow lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> like 19 gig left haha
22:00 <Excessive> or add another drive
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao im flirtin with my x on fb
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has some sport jacket on n i go I got a jacket you can wear the day after
24:00 <faux> lmao YOU SMELL AMAZING WHAT IS THAT... i thikn its jsut sweat.
24:00 <faux> best trailer
24:00 <faux> i wanna watch it wahhhhhh
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> omifuckengosh i shouldnt have thrown out the flyer for this movie ffs
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima bout to watch it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I cleared the bench.."
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt that black chick a rapper?
27:00 <faux> yeah niki minaj
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> nicki*
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that looks rad as FUCK man
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no you cant have my husband and my brother that's being, greedy
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> download this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSaxm68PPT4
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How I Live Now TRAILER 1 (2013) - Saoirse Ronan Movie HD (Aug 9, 2013) 2:05 - - 1,327,124 views - 5,573 likes (96.9%), 176 dislikes (3.1%)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u want
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima dl it now, forgot to see it at cinemas last yr :/
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> aight i gotta shower n boog to get tat finished! <3 thnks for the cool trailer fox ehehe
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor doctor find a way for me to make it so i can see you chatting
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> OUR RELIGION IS DYING.
44:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8NsrfBFKg
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pretty One TRAILER 1 (2014) - Jake Johnson, Zoe Kazan Comedy Movie HD (Jan 15, 2014) 2:28 - Category: Film and Animation - 42,421 views - 242 likes (97.2%), 7 dislikes (2.8%)
54:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> more pm from  hotties!
54:00 <BlackDevil> no
54:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> oh yeh bring it on babes
56:00 <BlackDevil> Q{tri_n_curious http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394668754654.jpg
57:00 <BlackDevil> hahaha http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394672098834.jpg
57:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> it better be good BlackDevil 
57:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> pretty bad links from u in the past
59:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i think i can handle that chick for 3months
59:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> where she cant handle me even one day lol
00:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> hai sweety Pieter 
02:00 <BlackDevil> i post random stuff
02:00 <BlackDevil> all gold
03:00 <DreamSeller> I think you have gold and shit mixed up.. 
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394669720915.jpg
05:00 <DreamSeller> i rest my case 
05:00 <CannibalClown> i dont bother anymore
05:00 <CannibalClown> all his links are terribad
06:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394672422909.jpg
08:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=88hU078nUQs
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BABYMETAL - Headbanger!!! - Live (Dec 28, 2013) 4:40 - Category: Education - 72,474 views - 781 likes (97.4%), 21 dislikes (2.6%)
11:00 <Pieter> Hey there person who isnt me ,cum
11:00 <Pieter> $800 up from the casino
11:00 <Pieter> Nailed baccarat last night , wore my lucky socks
11:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> someone should cancel his link posting lic
12:00 <Pieter> Which the rg9ht one has a massive hole near the heel
12:00 <Pieter> :p
12:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> coz of bad taste
12:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> cool Pieter 
12:00 <Pieter> Drink Pineapple juice or throw cinnamon on toast
12:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> should go away for weekend then
12:00 <Pieter> There be no bad tastes m, just the thirsties
13:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> go fiji man
13:00 <Pieter> Go away >
13:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> where would u go
13:00 <Pieter> I already located where I would go for a holiday :p
13:00 <Pieter> Been fiji
13:00 <Pieter> Had to setup pdh sdh racks on 18 islandsa
14:00 <stebie> LOL
14:00 <Pieter> Fibre optics direct to the univetrsty and microwave to communicate like bridges
14:00 <stebie> hi
14:00 <druff> hi
15:00 <Pieter> I think I need a holiday from myself
15:00 <Pieter> Dunno how to go about it but Im certain Ill prevail in finding the answer
16:00 <Pieter> Right now, Im working up to a better possibility compared to death
17:00 <druff> think of the greater good
17:00 <Pieter> Goodie , Charmed
17:00 <Pieter> Go the Avatars
17:00 <Pieter> These doods are like the pinnacle of cool
17:00 <druff> if you top yourself we all get a holiday too
18:00 <Pieter> druff: Youre allowing the illusion of choice to play a part in your illusion
18:00 <Pieter> Yes
18:00 <Pieter> That umm
18:00 <Pieter> *nod*
18:00 <druff> you're*
19:00 <Pieter> Yeh considering the characters in this place, spelling definteily is not the top of the issues in here
19:00 <Serenity> stebieeee
19:00 <druff> you cant even spell properly, as if im gunna listen to your shit
19:00 <Pieter> I spent time yesterday fucking around with the S-Pen in mah note , fucking spend half the day writing on the tablet instead of typing
20:00 <druff> thats still typing
20:00 <Pieter> Fucking spectacular thing to hav if ya walking around carrying the tablet with ya , easier than the onscreen keybard , was far more reliable
20:00 <doctor> Let's have a "What we like about IRC" day
20:00 <Pieter> Naa, ya write in joint cursove n yeh yeh
21:00 <doctor> I like IRC because I can share my thoughts with people from all abroad around Australia and even the world
21:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> weekend holidays
21:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> or 15mins with me
21:00 <druff> i like irc cuz it proves there are more stupid people out there than me
21:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> :)
21:00 <doctor> I like IRC because you can chat with interesting people you wouldn't encounter in real life
22:00 <Pieter> Fuckin is spectacular , doesnt need time to process what youve written and is automatically typed after a 1sec pause (being a space / end of word .. ITs much much different to the shitty stylus windows mobiles or palmpilots
22:00 <doctor> That's very negative druff, try to keep it positive
22:00 <druff> i like irc cuz i can improve my typing skills in a fun non learny sort of way
22:00 <Pieter> doctor: What I like about this place is seeing my name in the list on the right hand side , it just makes me tingle
22:00 <Pieter> If i were female, id be dripping
22:00 <druff> it can be taken either way doctor
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> easy to tell druff is stupid from his typing
23:00 <doctor> see, both are good
23:00 <druff> oh, hi Q
23:00 <druff> how are you today sir
23:00 <doctor> now what do you like about others on here?
23:00 <doctor> must be positive
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> oh hai druff 
24:00 <Serenity> I like that you are positive doctor
25:00 <CannibalClown> im positive hes a fuckhead
25:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> at times Serenity been negative on me
25:00 <doctor> That's very negative of you CannibalClown
25:00 <Serenity> hes not a fuckhead
25:00 <Serenity> doctors one of the normals
25:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> so i been shunning Serenity for last few weeks
25:00 <CannibalClown> i wasnt really directing at doctor btw
25:00 <johninja> hi
26:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> im almost normal
26:00 <CannibalClown> just anyone that bites
26:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> im getting there
26:00 <doctor> Thank you Serenity
26:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking fruitbat mate
26:00 <CannibalClown> lol
26:00 <Serenity> OH OH
26:00 <Serenity> i have a positive
26:00 <Serenity> no more chris in melbourne
26:00 <Serenity> JOHN
26:00 <johninja> SEZZ
26:00 <Serenity> supppp
27:00 <faux> yippe
27:00 <faux> e
27:00 <doctor> Has the poll been concluded?
27:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
27:00 <doctor> Unfortunately Chris has gone beyond the point of no return
27:00 <Serenity> no unfortunately the poll wasnt supported by opers
27:00 <Serenity> i have however found how to perm ban him even with his dynamic IP
27:00 <johninja> sappenin homi3
27:00 <johninja> on a bus rn
27:00 <johninja> 15 hours :/
27:00 <Serenity> oh eww
27:00 <johninja> only  couple of hours of lappy bttery too, wah
27:00 <Serenity> id get so car sick
28:00 <CannibalClown> what opers there arent any here
28:00 <Serenity> theres a couple
28:00 <DreamSeller> someone needs to teach him about bnc's etc :P 
28:00 <deadpandadolls> i like to poopie poopie, i like to POOPIE!
28:00 <deadpandadolls> hey guys
28:00 <johninja> you good?
28:00 <johninja> hi
28:00 <Serenity> holy
28:00 <Serenity> hola
28:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <CannibalClown> hes too dumb for that
29:00 <Serenity> bnc's make it easier tbh
29:00 <DreamSeller> true
29:00 <faux> why is everyone changing their nicks 
29:00 <faux> idk who is who anymore
29:00 <deadpandadolls> well, well, well.. so people are brave enough to poke me. We shall deal with them post haste!
29:00 <deadpandadolls> NAZI ZOMBIE STYLES
30:00 <faux> whos DreamSeller and CannibalClown
30:00 <Serenity> cause theyre giant homosexuals
30:00 <DreamSeller> or someone needs to write an acsii script with a backdoor 
30:00 <Serenity> its darcy and paul
30:00 <faux> CannibusCum
30:00 <DreamSeller> and give it to him 
30:00 <faux> ohj
30:00 <faux> iSee
30:00 <faux> ClownCum
30:00 <mandyjane> faux
30:00 <Serenity> ugh
30:00 <faux> i just watched like 20329042034 trailers and i have like 30000000000000000000000000000000000 movies paused 2 download
31:00 <faux> yes?
31:00 <CannibalClown> aaanyway
31:00 <Serenity> i want a poached egg
31:00 <CannibalClown> om nom nom
31:00 <mandyjane> nuffin
32:00 <faux> im hungry and lunch isnt ready yet
32:00 <faux> fffff
32:00 <CannibalClown> *09:31:32 AM* <Serenity> i want a fertilized egg
32:00 <faux> i can smell it from up here mmm
32:00 <faux> lol sez
32:00 <faux> hyou know the woolies delivery dude
32:00 <faux> i obv stopped ordering since i moved here
32:00 <faux> and myuncles mrs placed an order last night for delivery this morning
33:00 <faux> anyway i opened the door at 7am and it was asian dude who usually delivers for me
33:00 <faux> and hes like
33:00 <Serenity> hahaha
33:00 <faux> YOU HEEAAA NOW
33:00 <faux> im like lol Yes hello.
33:00 <faux> hes like
33:00 <faux> U MOVE 2 BIG HOUSE
33:00 <faux> lol.
33:00 <Serenity> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> yes.. thank you
33:00 <faux> im like its not mine im staying here temporarily
33:00 <faux> with family
33:00 <faux> OHHHHHHHHH V GOOD HOUSE
33:00 <faux> ok
33:00 <faux> thanks 
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> he was so excited it was so cute
34:00 <faux> she ordered nappies
34:00 <faux> and he goes to me
34:00 <faux> U HAVE BABY
34:00 <Serenity> rofl
34:00 <faux> mate i havent seen you in 2 months .. pretty sure i didnt give birth in those 2
34:00 <Serenity> yes..
34:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <faux> it was hilarious
34:00 <Serenity> thanks i didnt show much.
34:00 <druff> couldve adopted
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <faux> maybe he thought i was preggers
35:00 <mandyjane> lol
35:00 <faux> also we have a little note written near th doorbell saying pls dont ring doorbell baby sleeping or something
35:00 <faux> and sssssssssso many people ring the doorbell.....
35:00 <faux> CAN YOU READ
35:00 <faux> its right THERE
36:00 <druff> cover the doorbell button maybe?
36:00 <faux> we did.
36:00 <faux> the sign is s ticky taped over it
36:00 <faux> .
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <druff> oh
36:00 <druff> lol
36:00 <faux> people ar ejust dumb
36:00 <faux> and rude
37:00 <druff> maybe they cant read?
37:00 <faux>  maybe
37:00 <Serenity> we used to have anote up when my ex was on shift work
37:00 <Serenity> not to knock on the door etc
37:00 <Serenity> people still did it
37:00 <faux> assholes
37:00 <faux> ok
38:00 <mandyjane> innernet is so slow today
38:00 <faux> im going downstairs to eat lunch. it better be ready
38:00 <faux> adios
38:00 <Serenity> byee
40:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> if u a pig, order take away from several places at same time
40:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> very convenient and handy
41:00 <Serenity> .
41:00 <Pieter> Wondering if Im the only person who covers up his peek hole oin the front door .
42:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u cover up with nudy pic?
42:00 <Pieter> When ya go to answer the door n decide to ignore it , cunts are able to see the light through their side , ya ignore em but they jut keep on knocking .... 
42:00 <Pieter> Naa just white electric tape
43:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> ppl cover their laptop and fone cameras too nowadays
43:00 <Pieter> Somethin we used to do @ Barwon
43:00 <Pieter> somretimes ya just dont want the screws to peek in
43:00 <Pieter> Never would have thought of that if it wasnt for the justice system
44:00 <Pieter> Do jail time and learn how to play possum in your own property
44:00 <Pieter> *nod* Q{tri_n_curious , understandable .... Its the first thing I stress about when installing service clients on android
44:00 <Pieter> the sync is my issue
45:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> wha tis possum game
45:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u have to be ex con and served jail time to know?
46:00 <Pieter> I am always checking my settings every time I install a new app , so many end up doing syncs , what sucks is if ya aint disabled a facebook sync or dropbox or whatever, each time ya take a photo / recording , its automatically uploaded , quite frightening , so far only disabled facebooks push service , the other services are less worrysome , personal storage mainly but yeh facebook is somethin to fear \
48:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> check with mi5 and cia see if they got video of u with ur webcams
48:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> they have huge collections of private erotic videos too
49:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> they are contender for world largest store of such things
49:00 <Pieter> Ahh playing possum is what people typically do when they're avoiding you , in hiding, usually money related in my world but yeh... 
50:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> oh dodging creditors lol
50:00 <Pieter> oh no , accidently put a snot in my mouth
50:00 <Pieter> dunno how that ended up on my finger but im sure it didnt come from my nose
51:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-lists-her-celebrity-lovers-20140313-34nit.html
52:00 <stebie> heya Serenity o/
52:00 <Serenity> hows thigns stebiez
52:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> women are so promiscuous
52:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i dont trust them
53:00 <stebie> sick :< you?
53:00 <stebie> could be sars... tbd.
54:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.essentialkids.com.au/older-kids/development-for-older-kids/would-you-tell-your-kids-you-have-an-open-marriage-20140312-34m80.html#utm_source=FD&utm_medium=lifeandstylepuff&utm_campaign=open
56:00 <Serenity> oh noo
56:00 <Serenity> im good though
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> who's Serenity?
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> nice nick
57:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i wonder if serenity is a hottie 
00:00 <Pieter>  If any one has any connections with those Avatars in charmed , gimme a yell before they do some of that reversing time cheating death jedi shit , Iwant in with those fuckers , Ithink Ihave a crush on tht older skinny fucker wiht his hair tied back ... 
00:00 <CannibalClown> ugh
00:00 <Pieter> Iwanna be on the Avatar for Charmed Traineeship program *nod*
00:00 <Pieter> ... awaits the complaint
01:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn25211/dn25211-1_521.jpg
01:00 <deadpandadolls> wot
01:00 <Pieter> ... allows the previous comment to manipulate your responses 
01:00 <Pieter> Boring :(
01:00 <Pieter> deadpandadolls:naa, its WHoor,,,,
01:00 <Pieter> Maybe only half a t
02:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> half price u say?
02:00 <deadpandadolls> a team win is all me
02:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
02:00 <Pieter> Q{tri_n_curious: jesus man , stop trying to baitt people , you already know the answer :;p
03:00 <Pieter> Bannable offence! 
03:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> still fun to pretend not to know
04:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> anyone kno if they still have fly factories
04:00 <Pieter> Ya that bored eh?
04:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> nope
04:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i dont get bored anymore
05:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> thats where they farm flies
05:00 <Pieter> I couldnt imagine the thought of putting time into checking , Icame across it and yeh , I just allow the thoughts that follow after the one where ya say along with every other male thatwomen have a unique skill when it comes to taking self portraits
07:00 <CannibalClown> .
08:00 <The_Baron> ..
08:00 <The_Baron> .......................................................................................................................................................
08:00 <The_Baron> mines bigger
08:00 <Pieter> Taking 1000 pics, downed to 100 o 10 to 5 n 1 , Idont know any females who take a single photo of emselves, theres always redos or wanting a 2nd backup image , ya can turn someone wh looks like an utter whale into someone whos face has a jaw line and not a hamburgeler face shape that constists of 4 chins
08:00 <CannibalClown> mine gets used more
09:00 <stebie> Serenity, excellent ^_^
09:00 <The_Baron> *sigh*
09:00 <The_Baron> u got me there
09:00 <CannibalClown> Pieter shut up
09:00 <Pieter> Ayyyy Lumeah ya sexy lemming
09:00 <The_Baron> I wish my wife was a heavy sleeper
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
09:00 <Pieter> Haha CannibalClown thinking he has some form of control
09:00 <CannibalClown> 3 syllables
09:00 <CannibalClown> rho-hyp-nol
09:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
09:00 <Pieter> Hrm , 
09:00 <Lumeah> hey pieter
09:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo bbs
09:00 <Pieter> You google too much 
10:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfrf9HSLOrk
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool making gives insight into early human mind (Feb 27, 2014) 1:30 - Category: Science and Technology - 4,511 views - 92 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
10:00 <The_Baron> gotta do stuff that involves real people doing real things with sandwiches
10:00 <Pieter> Eseciallh since ya throw rowies out and ant even get its new generic name correct
10:00 <Pieter> Australuia doesnt market it as rohypnol , hasnt for 3 years now
11:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> im onto u guys
11:00 <Pieter> Heh @rowies , love how its mentioned only cos its something thats been mentioned in movies n date rape sites .... so 1980s
11:00 <deadpandadolls> fucking hell
11:00 <deadpandadolls> this pedophile turned murder should be executed on public tv
11:00 <Pieter> Helll with sex
11:00 <Pieter> Hmm
11:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy
11:00 <deadpandadolls> one day it'll be the go
11:00 <deadpandadolls> hi lume!
11:00 <Pieter> He should not be offered anything less than the full 25 years
11:00 <Pieter> No parole
11:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd gladly walk into his cell and put a bullet in his head.
11:00 <mandyjane> you guys seen that linda kid video
11:00 <mandyjane> haha
12:00 <deadpandadolls> yer the judge made a comment, regretfully that this is the only punishment
12:00 <Pieter> But also consequative jail time for the 2nd one he hasnt been judged on yet
12:00 <deadpandadolls> no mandyjane
12:00 <deadpandadolls> well, prison doesn't rehabilitate, mostly
12:00 <deadpandadolls> just makes criminals more creative or worse
12:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/995221_10151645553945846_1206305736_n.jpg
12:00 <CannibalClown> LOL @ Pieter rambling on about some passing comment
12:00 <deadpandadolls> they're over populated aswell
12:00 <mandyjane> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=351962598261819
13:00 <Pieter> Fuckin 45 years in total Id giveh im , that kinda cum doesnt deserve to have the rights of freedom, chances are he enjoys his life in prison , its the onlyplace he knows how to survive and be on top , wbhoknows , but raping a 6yo boy ., like how the fuck does that even work
13:00 <deadpandadolls> and it's the tax payer, paying for their room and board and prisoners have a lot of fun in prison
13:00 <mandyjane> oh Pieter, stfu
13:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd have him hung or shot on tv for everyone to see
13:00 <deadpandadolls> in the old days people would put effort into planning their entire day around a public execution, doing their grocery shopping etc
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and it worked back then.
14:00 <Pieter> What goes though a persons mind to allow em to justify their fantasies being made a reality , for someone to even begin to act apon it must take a fucking full on broken mind 
14:00 <deadpandadolls> Judge Parker Smith is an Idol of mine.
14:00 <CannibalClown> Pieter im guessing if you keep rambling like this youre going to get banned again
14:00 <deadpandadolls> i think it's Smith
14:00 <Pieter> But yeh , 8speed makes you do stupid things if ya unable to prepare for it , but 6yo boys , cant understna dhow its even possible :/
15:00 <deadpandadolls> how about that college campus about to allow every student to pack heat on campus, in class.
15:00 <Pieter> CannibalClown: You seem quite dense eh .. Consider it rrambling , you really need to sort out a thesauruys
15:00 <CannibalClown> first
15:00 <Pieter> Theres a 1st\
15:00 <Pieter> Ok
15:00 <CannibalClown> spell shit correctly
15:00 <deadpandadolls> one student stated that he doesnt like the idea of not being able to do anything about a situation and having only the choice to lay on the floor and hope he's not next
16:00 <deadpandadolls> stupidest statement of the day.
16:00 <mandyjane> linda
16:00 <mandyjane> listen
16:00 <mandyjane> honey
16:00 <deadpandadolls> who is linda
16:00 <mandyjane> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=351962598261819
16:00 <deadpandadolls> how r u Lumeah?
16:00 <mandyjane> watch that video
16:00 <deadpandadolls> i dont wana watch some dumb video just describe it pls
16:00 <Pieter> What kinda punishment have you lived through in order to feel that talking like you have some form of control over things , just like daddy eh ?
16:00 <mandyjane> no
16:00 <deadpandadolls> then I guess it's not worth watching.
17:00 <deadpandadolls> huh Pieter? can you rephrase that pls bro
17:00 <Pieter> Whats been noticed the last 3 times Ive logged in , its serenoity and cannibleclown bitching n moaning about other thoings , its constant n in the world outside this imaginarty bubble may be the place where ya wanna test ya belittling remarks .
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I've read a bit on the history of capital punishment in the united states over the centuries
18:00 <deadpandadolls> well CannibalClown is just an idiot.
18:00 <deadpandadolls> and Serenity is really awesome
18:00 <Pieter> 1st, something gets said , its not considered rambling tomenion or question what goes thorugh a head of that kinda psychopath , n 2nd, authoritahjhhh
18:00 <Pieter> Heh
18:00 <Serenity> im not even talking you fucking idiot shut up
18:00 <deadpandadolls> i swear she played Robert Redfort playing Robert Redford playing an awesome character in a film I saw at the cinema last night :P
18:00 <Pieter> Everyones entitled to an opinion , 
18:00 <deadpandadolls> YOU IDIOT FUCKING UP SHUT IT!
19:00 <Serenity> not you yoshi
19:00 <deadpandadolls> hey baron moit, All Is Lost is a great film, I suggest seeing it at a cinema near you :P
19:00 <The_Baron> maybe
19:00 <The_Baron> aint been to the cinemas for a while
19:00 <deadpandadolls> one of those rare films that're worth it at the cinema over pc or tv
19:00 <deadpandadolls> there's hardly any dialogue
20:00 <deadpandadolls> a narrative at the beginning and my fav of the year swear word in a film lol
20:00 <Pieter> Cinema hehehe
20:00 <The_Baron> so I'm presuming it's full on with the cinematography
20:00 <Pieter> People still go to those eh
20:00 <The_Baron> ?
20:00 <The_Baron> Pieter, for 3d movies I do 
20:00 <deadpandadolls> yer they werent showing the monument men or 12 yrs a slave at the one i was at  n i cbf crossing the road lol
21:00 <The_Baron> it aint the same watching 3d even on a 60 inch tv
21:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah the cinematography is fantastic, the acting is tour de force
21:00 <Pieter> I have to google eventually, it be smart to do it now but naa shower more important the difference betwee4n digita 3d and real 3d tehnologies
21:00 <deadpandadolls> it's great because there's no bs farewell redford have a great boat trip
21:00 <deadpandadolls> and then oh honey so glad you made it home alive
21:00 <deadpandadolls> it's just he's out there, realises he's fucked, and yer
22:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=trlkG4OHHkg#t=526
22:00 <Pieter> I noticed tjhe 2 eperate badges being adgvertised for on of the latest films , wondering if anyones gne in and able to pick the differences if any
22:00 <deadpandadolls> i clapped at the end and people then stood up and gave it an ovation lmao
22:00 <deadpandadolls> I did not stand up for one beer had me half cut lol
22:00 <The_Baron> I aint seen a standing ovation at a cinema since the remake of House of Wax
22:00 <Lumeah> im good pandy. hows. You. 
22:00 <deadpandadolls> LMAO
22:00 <deadpandadolls> wahaha
22:00 <The_Baron> when paris hilton got killed
22:00 <deadpandadolls> um yeah body is so tired
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Ultimate Fail, Win and Funny pranks Mega Compilation part 106 (Jul 27, 2013) 10:34 - Category: Comedy - 11,022,423 views - 24,874 likes (84.8%), 4,472 dislikes (15.2%)
23:00 <deadpandadolls> gotta put some plastic over my ink after i wash it next
23:00 <deadpandadolls> if she were killed off irl I wouldnt clap, but i'd sleep well that night
23:00 <deadpandadolls> irl is Scream right?
24:00 <Lumeah> im chocking on my lunch.. you have to show me your ink. 
24:00 <deadpandadolls> BACK IN THE OLD DAYS WE JUST USED TO SHOOT CUNTS LIKE THAT AND GO HOME FOR DINNER MATE.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> i'd have pic'd it but I want to let the colour fade proper
25:00 <deadpandadolls> she went over rose on my wrist n stuff for free n over these notes put shading there, colour shading yesterday and bit of outline on rose
25:00 <Pieter> The_Baron: *nod*thats understandable i guess , problems then refer t the 4k res cinemas project , the 3d glasses people use , Idont udnerstand whythey would bother with 3D@4K resolutions as the image is sharpened once ya view it via the shutters .. I never believed that 3D syncing in cinemas was reliable let alone worth it cos the image thats projected is half the resolution , pointless for viewing a a massive hoyts/villege cinema , the IMAX technology is int
25:00 <The_Baron> yeah fresh tats always look a bit ergh when the lines are still protruding with red sore flesh lines
25:00 <deadpandadolls> im like sooooooooo thrilled with the result, she used orange, red, burgandy, yellow, white, blue, purple, yellow mixed with white, grey black
26:00 <Pieter> Lumeah: I mentioned it earlier , learn to swallow like its juts fod n yeh , once ya can swallow down ya food instead of choke  then ya can test your limits with bigger and harder things:p 
26:00 <The_Baron> Pieter. yeah this may be the case
26:00 <The_Baron> but fuck, after 20 cones, the resolution is perfect :P
26:00 <deadpandadolls> cant wait to have the next piece done with an ambigram valesayntz or thevalesayntz, which is what my brother and i called ourselves as kids and he signs his work Saynt, 
26:00 <deadpandadolls> ye
26:00 <Pieter> HAHAHAHA  The_Baron
26:00 <Pieter> Gold
27:00 <Lumeah> cheecky barstard! lol... 
27:00 <deadpandadolls> since my skin doesnt take well to red, which is common, she put orange in with the red ehe so rad, now ill shut up 
27:00 <Lumeah> cool 
29:00 <deadpandadolls> what u have for lunch?
29:00 <deadpandadolls> i wana wendys hotdoggy
29:00 <deadpandadolls> :)
29:00 <Serenity> red fades so bad
29:00 <deadpandadolls> yea man
29:00 <Serenity> im yet to find someone where red hasnt gone funny
29:00 <Lumeah> the tattoo nightmare show that is cool. 
29:00 <deadpandadolls> got burgandy in with red on the high fidelity one and orange in with the red on the rose pettles
29:00 <The_Baron> I feel a bit sorry for the ppl who get those intricate as fuck 3d tattoos with the finepoint detail
29:00 <deadpandadolls> yer i dont really like that show
29:00 <Lumeah> sandwich. 
29:00 <The_Baron> u know that shit is gonna need regular touch ups forevs
30:00 <deadpandadolls> they dont show the tattoos 2 weeks after they're done
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and they don't show how to treat tattoos
30:00 <Pieter> Hah deadpandadolls
30:00 <Lumeah> no? 
30:00 <Pieter> 1 hotfdog is never enough
30:00 <Pieter> 2 is too much
30:00 <deadpandadolls> like i need to wash them twice a day, put a lil bepanthen on and wrap with plastic for an hour
30:00 <Pieter> 1.5 is perfect
30:00 <deadpandadolls> werd Pieter
30:00 <Lumeah> depending how big it is. 
30:00 <The_Baron> if I were to get a tatt, it would just be bold black design
30:00 <deadpandadolls> like the huge hotdog at the start of Dumb and Dumber
31:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> im so sick of wearing pants, its so stuffy, i might wear skirts instead
31:00 <deadpandadolls> i was thinking bout gettin ethiopian last night as i was walkin home from strippers
31:00 <Lumeah> lol... 
31:00 <Pieter> With cheese (butter and cheese mashed) n how they get the hole in the roll , Its all class
31:00 <The_Baron> but not some lame tribal big kahuna type shit
31:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> is it more comfy to wear skirts, Pieter 
31:00 <deadpandadolls> like 15 bucks and awesome food take away
31:00 <Pieter> Turning something that belongs in a icecream van is thrown into shopping centres n stuff
31:00 <deadpandadolls> heaps of sour bread/pancake watevs it is
31:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u get good breeze
31:00 <Serenity> i have to get some touch ups on my tat about 2 years later
31:00 <Serenity> not so bad
31:00 <deadpandadolls> yea sezz no shiz 
31:00 <Pieter> Q{tri_n_curious: only when ya expectng t0 get ontop someone then yeh
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> where u have ur tats, Serenity 
32:00 <Serenity> ive got white on mine so can be tricky
32:00 <deadpandadolls> she did the forearm touch ups free but i threw her a twenny for it anyway
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> whats the tats of
32:00 <Pieter> Otherwise Ijust throw underwear unfer it and go ogreenkeeper willuy
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> t0?
32:00 <deadpandadolls> n threw the owner Gomer, tenner for couple beers i had even though beers n coke r free
32:00 <Pieter> To iguess
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> what the heck is t0
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> oh
32:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> lol
33:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> possible hottie alert
33:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah white's good for fading
33:00 <Serenity> my artist does free life time touch ups on his tats
33:00 <Serenity> so thats cool
33:00 <deadpandadolls> mine're newschool/oldschool
33:00 <deadpandadolls> word same with my girl
33:00 <deadpandadolls> but i felt cause she deserved a tip i shouold ehe
33:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> where urs tats and what tat u get, Serenity 
34:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> code orange
34:00 <Loof> i need to find a new person to touch me up for life
34:00 <deadpandadolls> i dont know anyone with newschool/oldschool art espesh with colour/colourshading
34:00 <The_Baron> that is cool
34:00 <Serenity> fuck off Q
34:00 <Lumeah> samz
34:00 <Loof> die Q{tri_n_curious 
34:00 <Loof> fucking tard
34:00 <The_Baron> I can't commit to a design personally
34:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> oh come on Serenity
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1965070_10201099220877287_3384129_n.jpg
34:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> dont be like that
34:00 <The_Baron> I got a bunch of mates that will do it just for the price of the ink
34:00 <The_Baron> but I just never know what to get
34:00 <deadpandadolls> got to have her use burgandy these cali tattooists that make themselves had left there a couple weeks ago, they'd come over n worked there a bit
34:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> give me something to picture will ya
34:00 <Serenity> no
34:00 <Serenity> piss off you creep
34:00 <deadpandadolls> n there's an international tat convention soon sezz
35:00 <Serenity> we had a tattoo convention here about 6 months ago
35:00 <deadpandadolls> if u dont know then just dont get inked lol
35:00 <deadpandadolls> sweet
35:00 <Serenity> i didnt get to go :(
35:00 <deadpandadolls> owww hugs
35:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i bet Serenity got a butterflies on her ankles
35:00 <Serenity> i bet you have a nut sack on your forehead
36:00 <The_Baron> nutsack tramp stamp
36:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u wish 
36:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> no i dont have it there
36:00 <The_Baron> I'm glad I never went through with the design I wanted when I was 18
36:00 <The_Baron> winston churchil smoking a fat doobie
36:00 <Serenity> yeah im glad i never got tats as a teen
37:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
37:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> ok u wont tell what tat u got now
37:00 <deadpandadolls> tramp stamps :/
37:00 <Loof> i love mary 4 eva
37:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> but tell what tats u wanted in ur teens
37:00 <Pieter> Im gonna begin unleashing lame attacks towards people who 'piss me off' causing me to 'publically fuckkki*sook*n Helllll' and justify it any way Ican using words like EVERYONE and HATE and DIE ,
37:00 <deadpandadolls> for me that's the worst when ur doggying a chick
37:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> u gotta tell that atleast
37:00 <deadpandadolls> ruins lookin from her arse up to her shoulders
37:00 <Loof> tattoed on my forehead
37:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
37:00 <Excessive> I was never into tatts or piercings, though mah half bro n sis have tatts and I was at the oldies last x-mas with em and I said to my bro "nice tatts" my oldies burst out laughin
37:00 <Pieter> Ofcourse its gonna take me a while to push mahselkf even lower but Im sure ill learn fast enough
38:00 <deadpandadolls> this one chick i love fucking she has this tat above her butt n it freaks me out but i love rooting her
38:00 <CannibalClown> LAWL
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
38:00 <Serenity> tramp stamps are purile
38:00 <deadpandadolls> it's some snake thing and i think an eye in the midde
38:00 <deadpandadolls> freaks me out
38:00 <Pieter> Errr
38:00 <deadpandadolls> but she fucks for HOURS
38:00 <Doodle> peurile
38:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, some bitches just don't know better
38:00 <deadpandadolls> n sensual n shit
38:00 <The_Baron> werd
38:00 <Pieter> Women have that as 
39:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> hypnotic snake eye?
39:00 <Pieter> Well i dont know many owomen who get tats anddnt get it done lower back
39:00 <deadpandadolls> Picard fucks before he fucks.
39:00 <deadpandadolls> loser
39:00 <Serenity> thanks doctor
39:00 <Serenity> er
39:00 <Pieter> And its a tattoo man 
39:00 <Serenity> thanks Doodle
39:00 <Serenity> ur a champ
39:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
39:00 <Serenity> :P
39:00 <Doodle> also
39:00 <Doodle> its puerile
39:00 <Doodle> apparently
39:00 <Pieter> If it helps, take a whiteboard maker to bed enxt time and when yua find yaself going limp due to a tatt then yeh, go mr quiggle on it
39:00 <Serenity> pfff
39:00 <Serenity> gay word
39:00 <Serenity> you know what i meant
40:00 <stebie> where???
40:00 <Doodle> i did
40:00 <The_Baron> it's fucking shit oright
40:00 <The_Baron> fucken putrid ya maggots
40:00 <deadpandadolls> some chick ncame in while i was bein inked yesterday n wanted some shit on her finger n some writing
40:00 <deadpandadolls> n she didnt like being told that it'd fate n smudge etc
40:00 <deadpandadolls> so she just fucked off LOL
41:00 <Pieter> I must be the meanest prick in bed , fucking going doggie on em , someones trying to earn brownie pouints
41:00 <Serenity> some of the tats you see on tatttoo nightmares
41:00 <deadpandadolls> they just wont do dumb shit like that
41:00 <Loof> there's not enough negro penis in movies :(
41:00 <Serenity> its like.. what the HELL were they thinking
41:00 <deadpandadolls> i dont like penis in movies
41:00 <deadpandadolls> n more chicks needa take their tops off, casually
41:00 <deadpandadolls> like cameron diaz sittin at the kitchen table havin breakfast with her top off
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Pieter> Unless tgheres a mirror infront of ya then ya missing half the fun ... 
42:00 <Serenity> she hasnt got any boobs
42:00 <Pieter> Hahaha YOUR JEANS FEELS SOO GOOD AGAINST MY JEANS
42:00 <The_Baron> she has some
42:00 <The_Baron> not much
42:00 <The_Baron> not much at all
43:00 <Doodle> fried eggs
43:00 <deadpandadolls> hmm cold sausage roll sucks
43:00 <deadpandadolls> shouldve heated oven.
43:00 <Serenity> well yeah shes got a teenie bit
43:00 <Serenity> shes a very attractive woman though
44:00 <deadpandadolls> im boob/nipple/areola fussy
44:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
44:00 <Pieter> Never came across a movie making fun of dry humping , it took me bout 3 watches to figure out what that sound was as he blew , fuckin *shudder* thats  how they gotta do sex scenes ... Otherwise go simpler and shout bollywood , boy meets girl girl likes boy , get together, emotional sucky shit said , and boom *break out into msucial dance*
44:00 <deadpandadolls> n vagina fussy
44:00 <The_Baron> I'm gonna say the lamest shit, but it's true. Love women in all sorts of shapes and sizes
44:00 <The_Baron> god bless variety
44:00 <Pieter> Cant stand those indian movies, atleat sex scenes in hollyuwood movies makes sense
44:00 <Pieter> But switching sex scrnes with a dance that comes out of fucking nmowhere
45:00 <deadpandadolls> i wish tmz would stop stop with the kardashians
45:00 <The_Baron> why can't real life be like that?
45:00 <deadpandadolls> im starting to get fucked off but i wana see this Paul Walker thing
45:00 <The_Baron> oh baby I'm gonna...o0o0o I'm gonnaa
45:00 <Serenity> what the fuck are the kardashians anyway
45:00 <The_Baron> I'm GONNAAAAAA
45:00 <Serenity> why are they famous
45:00 <The_Baron> DO THE RUNNING MAN
45:00 <deadpandadolls> their dad was an olympic champ
45:00 <deadpandadolls> a hero of his day
45:00 <Doodle> and now he is a woman
45:00 <deadpandadolls> now he's a fkn woman
45:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL ^5
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <The_Baron> and their real dad was a friend of Johnny Cochranes
46:00 <Serenity> what
46:00 <Serenity> a woman?
46:00 <deadpandadolls> it's like how paris's grandparents built the empire from motels
46:00 <The_Baron> well Kim is famous for being famous
46:00 <deadpandadolls> and she does the worst sex vid n slam bam
46:00 <The_Baron> all of them are
46:00 <Pieter> Johnny cochranes
46:00 <deadpandadolls> The_Baron how about Obama
46:00 <Pieter> Sounds familiar whos that
46:00 <deadpandadolls> talkin about whats her face singer
46:00 <deadpandadolls> and he goes
46:00 <Pieter> Cpcjranes sounds like a big name
46:00 <The_Baron> Pieter, he represented OJ Simpson
46:00 <deadpandadolls> R S P C T
46:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
46:00 <Pieter> Gotcha
47:00 <The_Baron> only thing Kim is really famous for is the ability to take big black penis up the shitter really
47:00 <deadpandadolls> selling paul walkers sunnies he had on when he died.
47:00 <Pieter> Dunno how oj got away with thoe 2 murders
47:00 <deadpandadolls> fk
47:00 <Loof> she's fat
47:00 <Doodle> sezz:
47:00 <Doodle> http://www.google.com/search?q=bruce+jenner&nord=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=qm0iU7CoF4aIiQfbzoH4BA&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg&biw=1920&bih=955#nord=1&q=bruce%20jenner%20before%20and%20after&revid=1943022911&tbm=isch&imgdii=_
47:00 <deadpandadolls> yer whats with those fat bitches they only fuck black dudes
47:00 <Doodle> prepare your anus
47:00 <Pieter> That lawyer must be quite good at asking something 30 different times simply by replacing 1 word in the qurstion ... 
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and they arent black
47:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't personally call her fat
47:00 <Pieter> I can not stand black porn
47:00 <Pieter> Black guys in porn 
47:00 <Serenity> what the fuck happened to him
47:00 <deadpandadolls> i have half african cousins, but real african
47:00 <Pieter> Nup
48:00 <Serenity> and kk isnt fat
48:00 <The_Baron> I aint got much against her physique
48:00 <deadpandadolls> not gay africna american mix
48:00 <Serenity> shes got a big booty but shes not fat
48:00 <The_Baron> just the fact she's a vapid cunt
48:00 <deadpandadolls> she has a disgustingly large arse
48:00 <deadpandadolls> imagine how hard itd be to doggy her
48:00 <The_Baron> Josh, u just like stupidly skinny chicks though
48:00 <deadpandadolls> have to open up her cheeks and block ur nose
48:00 <deadpandadolls> no i dont
48:00 <deadpandadolls> i like a variety
48:00 <The_Baron> dude, I see the pics u've posted
48:00 <The_Baron> those chicks are too damn thin
48:00 <deadpandadolls> but y first gf was thin, so that kind've sets the tone
48:00 <deadpandadolls> so they're just pics
49:00 <The_Baron> well u have a type
49:00 <Serenity> did that guy purposely make himself look like a woman Doodle?
49:00 <The_Baron> aint dissing ya really
49:00 <Loof> chicks should be thin with small boobs imo, like supermodels
49:00 <The_Baron> just sayin
49:00 <deadpandadolls> i have types
49:00 <Doodle> yes
49:00 <Serenity> or is that botox gone wrong D:
49:00 <deadpandadolls> like i said, variety
49:00 <Doodle> he had surgery to make his adams apple smaller, they say he will come out as a woman soon
49:00 <deadpandadolls> it's the person, face, personality i like most
49:00 <Serenity> i like plump women. not to be confused with dripping lard piles. but i like meat and curves
49:00 <Serenity> and women to look soft
50:00 <Loof> fat makes my cock soft
50:00 <deadpandadolls> but thin is natural, slim if that word makes u feel better, slim to voloptuous
50:00 <deadpandadolls> is natural and i love both
50:00 <Excessive> I once worked with this dude and we asked him as to wat music he was into, he said "a variety"
50:00 <deadpandadolls> yer when i was chubby i fucked that jamie lee chick and she said how shes a chubby chaser rofl
50:00 <The_Baron> what's natural is dependant on ur frame and metabolism
51:00 <The_Baron> tbh I used to love curvy as fuck chicks
51:00 <deadpandadolls> on ur genes
51:00 <The_Baron> but ended up marrying a tall skinny chick
51:00 <deadpandadolls> we're all the same naked
51:00 <The_Baron> luckily she filled out a big
51:00 <The_Baron> bit of wog home cooking
51:00 <deadpandadolls> a lot comes in to play
51:00 <The_Baron> bit*
51:00 <Loof> all supermodels look the same to me, same body type, anyone else is just fat imo
51:00 <deadpandadolls> if you want to find the right person
52:00 <Serenity> super models arent anyone to be modeled off though
52:00 <The_Baron> Loof, that's a lil warped don'tcha think
52:00 <Serenity> theyre not a normal weight range or height for that matter
52:00 <Loof> it's about body fat percentage, i'd like to see kk's skin fold
52:00 <deadpandadolls> so body shape, features, face, short, tall watevs, personality, eye colour, fashion, intelligence LA LA LA
52:00 <The_Baron> to base ur idea of normal on what is portrayed by media
52:00 <deadpandadolls> too much to name
52:00 <Loof> normal is fucked
52:00 <Serenity> models are underweight and their body fat percentages are low
52:00 <Loof> it's unnattractive to me
52:00 <Serenity> its not a good example
52:00 <deadpandadolls> yer but they're models
52:00 <Loof> i like tall skinny, just my taste
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah fair enough
52:00 <Pieter> Hrm , models are underwight
53:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah if you can lift a chick that's pretty rad
53:00 <Pieter> Jesus christ , 
53:00 <The_Baron> it aint like I can force my idea of aesthetics on anyone else
53:00 <deadpandadolls> not all models are underweight
53:00 <Serenity> no one would force their taste onto anyone else
53:00 <Serenity> no supermodels are
53:00 <deadpandadolls> that's something people are trying to change
53:00 <Serenity> its a well know industry problem
53:00 <deadpandadolls> miranda kerr isnt underweight
53:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
53:00 <deadpandadolls> tis
53:00 <Loof> athletes have low body fat and they're healthy as
53:00 <Pieter> Talking like theres no such thing as models who are of various sizes 
53:00 <Excessive> I was lucky with over the years with the shit they were feedin to me not to have gained weight from it ......... the dude I see these days say how he's actually surprised by it and how he's come across many with weight issues wehn comparing the stuff I was on
53:00 <Excessive> -with
54:00 <Rebel-Bob> anyone have a sister... pm me please, need to ask a personal questions... if thats is cool with you
54:00 <Pieter> How the fuck could they ever advertise maccas without using a fat bitch from a modelling agency
54:00 <Pieter> Gotta get a bitch who love da nuggets 
54:00 <Pieter> Lumeah oi
54:00 <deadpandadolls> ahahahahahahaha russia is in the position to fuck america
54:00 <deadpandadolls> do it do it!
55:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> nooo
55:00 <deadpandadolls> they should advertise kfc maccas hjs with obese people
55:00 <Serenity> the whole world has gone nuts
55:00 <The_Baron> Loof, they make up for in muscle mass
55:00 <deadpandadolls> and save money with plain packaging, like the tobacco companies
55:00 <Loof> muscle mass is awesome in women
55:00 <deadpandadolls> THE WORLD IS NUTSSSSSSSSS
55:00 <Loof> love it
55:00 <Pieter> Man russia are not going to initiate any hostilities towards the US
55:00 <Serenity> you can have like
55:00 <Serenity> 2% body fat but still be considered obese on a BMI scale
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> join my channel and discuss there there
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> so i watch 
56:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> so i can read too
56:00 <Serenity> its all reletive
56:00 <Loof> BMI is bullshit
56:00 <Excessive> in my youger years I was hatin onto the yanks too, though I've come to know later that it's a thing where one thinks that they're the bad guys
56:00 <Serenity> indeed it is
56:00 <Loof> i'm considered normal weight at 100kg
56:00 <Loof> but that's obest to me
56:00 <Loof> bmi is bullshit man
57:00 <Pieter> Fuckin russia wont start no war , their muscle flexing may fool these twits on the news reports who are home in oz save behind a desk , they hear the word russia and they think , hookers , wodka , fusion technology and missile silos
57:00 <Serenity> where is 100kg considered normal? how tall are you
57:00 <Loof> 6'4
57:00 <deadpandadolls> yer right
57:00 <Serenity> you're like a whole foot taller than me
57:00 <deadpandadolls> russia > america
57:00 <Loof> i did that animated slider thingy
57:00 <Serenity> eat a dick
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <deadpandadolls> countries are too sick of america
57:00 <The_Baron> and 100kg at 6'4 is actually in the healthy bmi index
57:00 <deadpandadolls> bother backing them against russia cmon as if
57:00 <Serenity> yeah i didnt know he was that tall
57:00 <deadpandadolls> we all love vodka ok
58:00 <The_Baron> but also still gotta factor in lean muscle mass to fat
58:00 <deadpandadolls> who the fuck likes miller light?
58:00 <Serenity> you can still be 'skinny fat'
58:00 <Pieter> But talking about conflict occuring , that wont be reported apon for a while and even then it wont be russia instigating it evne tho they're invading crymhea , cryhmeah was always russion either way , i dun see how this shit occuring is any different to palastine n israel gaza sbhit
58:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah skinny fat is horrid
58:00 <Serenity> people think that thinness automatically equals health
58:00 <Serenity> and it most certainly doesnt
58:00 <Excessive> I'm like 75 kgs n 175cms, was like this since like ......... um 18 or so
58:00 <Pieter> Errr
58:00 <Pieter> Theres fit and unfit
58:00 <deadpandadolls> russia should fuck with isreael, thatd be awesome
59:00 <deadpandadolls> let's just all FUCK
59:00 <Pieter> Skinny or not dfoesnt define whether they're healthy or not
59:00 <Loof> attractiveness is a ratio to me (muscle mass:body fat)
59:00 <deadpandadolls> bah
59:00 <deadpandadolls> ya gonna die
59:00 <deadpandadolls> have fun and eat wotevs
59:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, there is another side to it all though
59:00 <Loof> some women look thin but have high body fat
59:00 <deadpandadolls> i just had a sausage roll n it was fucking shit
59:00 <The_Baron> I had this friend, she was just naturally super skinny
59:00 <Loof> some women look fat but just have more muscle mass
59:00 <The_Baron> she really couldn't help her body mass shape
59:00 <deadpandadolls> i love a jiggly ass
59:00 <Pieter> Skinny health nuts are people who avoid the meats and dairy products , dothe best they can to stay on an alkaline based diet ... 
59:00 <deadpandadolls> its like two nice bum boobs
00:00 <Serenity> my mums the same The_Baron
00:00 <deadpandadolls> dont need dairy
00:00 <Serenity> shes skinny and thers nothing she can do about it
00:00 <Serenity> and my sister she eats probably 4x what i do and shes tiny
00:00 <deadpandadolls> i use milk
00:00 <Serenity> i have to work at it
00:00 <deadpandadolls> dont have any other dairy at home
00:00 <The_Baron> it's just funny
00:00 <The_Baron> there's always the flip side
00:00 <deadpandadolls> n only meat i cook at home is fish
00:00 <The_Baron> like now a days ppl feel more comfortable calling out on a chick who is skinny
00:00 <Pieter> Thres like 8 or so different female body shapes n yeh , jut gotta be smart on where ya wish that weight to pile up if ya lazy n dont work the enertgy off , 
00:00 <The_Baron> but less likely to call out on one that is bigger
01:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone should be called out on their bodies
01:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
01:00 <Pieter> Istill have a big thing for a girl who used to be here years ago , fuckin kittykat , 
01:00 <Serenity> telling someone how thin they are is jsut as offensive to people who cant put on weight
01:00 <deadpandadolls> prob is
01:00 <Loof> more women need to realise they're fatter than they think. especially fat chicks in leggings
01:00 <deadpandadolls> we can talk about it
01:00 <deadpandadolls> but cant change a dang thang
01:00 <Pieter> She ysed ti be bugger than she is now
01:00 <deadpandadolls> cept our undies
01:00 <deadpandadolls> wana swap?
01:00 <Pieter> Shes got a thicker body struicture 
01:00 <Pieter> But yeh , she as healthy , at the moment shes got a lil tummy but no ass
02:00 <Pieter> All the weight goes to her tits
02:00 <deadpandadolls> i really want to fuck my last gf
02:00 <deadpandadolls> we never fucked
02:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
02:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo bbs
02:00 <Loof> Q{{man_seduces_lads, cogratulations. most pedo nick EVER
03:00 <Pieter> But yeh i seen her work her ass off on exercise machines , she still considered herself fat even when she was a naturally bigger woman but shes also taiwanese 
03:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> talk to the hand old geezer Loofy
03:00 <Serenity> i never will be 'thin' ive come to terms with that, though ive done a major diet overhaul and life style change in the last 9 months and lost a bunch of weight and im happy with where i am you do what you gotta do
03:00 <Serenity> my sister and I can wear the same clothes but im 15 kilos heavier than she is go figure
03:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> u have denser bones Serenity 
03:00 <deadpandadolls> yea but u look just fine sezz
04:00 <deadpandadolls> and u love to fuck
04:00 <Serenity> no i dont theres no such thing as big bones thats an excuse for fat people
04:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> u got metalic frame in u?
04:00 <deadpandadolls> lmaoz
04:00 <Serenity> i have bigger hips and boobs
04:00 <deadpandadolls> i got a big bone
04:00 <deadpandadolls> er
04:00 <Pieter> Oh fuck 
04:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
04:00 <deadpandadolls> haha
04:00 <Pieter> Now shes in my head 
04:00 <deadpandadolls> what sucks about fucking is when u dont get that stiff one u really want cause ur just not that into it even tho u wana
04:00 <deadpandadolls> be*
05:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> also its a lots of work
05:00 <Pieter> Hmmm ... gotta love people who work the most fucked up hours , bf's / fiances are tucked up in bed and then gone to work while she fin9shes an hour before he starts ... 
05:00 <Loof> when i get to about 10% bodyfat
05:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> not too keen with hard work
05:00 <Pieter> 10% 
05:00 <Pieter> Jesus
05:00 <Loof> i wanna walk around with a tshirt that says "you're fatter than you think"
05:00 <Pieter> Thats not fat
05:00 <deadpandadolls> motherfucking xbox ran out of live gold
05:00 <deadpandadolls> could have sent me a fkn nemail tellin me it was running out
05:00 <deadpandadolls> cunt fucks
06:00 <deadpandadolls> im gonna shit
06:00 <Pieter> Got one for ya
06:00 <Pieter> One sec\]
06:00 <Pieter> 3 month
06:00 <Serenity> oh man my internet was off all arvo yesterday
06:00 <deadpandadolls> serious?
06:00 <Serenity> some idiot damaged the fibers at the exchange
06:00 <deadpandadolls> i only have a seven day one i cant even find!
06:00 <Pieter> Yeh , i went through a bunch of xbox boxes yonks ago and yeh ened up with 8 3mth codes
06:00 <Loof> took two weeks no net when my exchange fucked up recently
06:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> if only u know who it is so u can put curse on him/her
06:00 <Loof> went though like $500 in dongles
06:00 <deadpandadolls> really appreciate this Pieter <3
06:00 <Loof> in two weeks
07:00 <deadpandadolls> gamer love
07:00 <Serenity> i just use my phone tether
07:00 <Loof> tried a few apps for that
07:00 <Loof> on my note 2
07:00 <Loof> gave up
07:00 <Pieter> Heh , np , got quit4 a few of em 
07:00 <Loof> maybe i have to be roooted or some shit
07:00 <deadpandadolls> :D
08:00 <deadpandadolls> anytime i got somethin u need ill rapay the favour :P
08:00 <Pieter> Gotta oh man , remind me in an hour or so or even in a few min , I need to do smoethkn 
08:00 <deadpandadolls> ok man ill pm ya!
08:00 <Serenity> you dont need apps?
08:00 <Serenity> its just part of the settings
09:00 <Rebel-Bob> anyone have a sister... pm me please, need to ask a personal questions... if thats is cool with you
09:00 <druff> but you need ages and names bro
09:00 <druff> wtf
09:00 <Loof> probably
09:00 <Loof> i was high
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <deadpandadolls> i love appss
09:00 <deadpandadolls> xbox apps <3
09:00 <Serenity> network settings usb and tether
09:00 <deadpandadolls> wish they had abc app already!
09:00 <Serenity> turn on
09:00 <Serenity> off you go
10:00 <deadpandadolls> turn me the fuck on
10:00 <deadpandadolls> uno those days when ur vagina just isnt horny
10:00 <deadpandadolls> my vagina is all like, dude, dudeeeeeeeeee im tired
11:00 <Loof> then you can use wireless to connect all your devices, or bluetooth/cable?
11:00 <Pieter> If I required som4thing in return Id make sure it as thrown on the table befor offering it .... dun worry about it , ill msg ya the code when i find myself being able to get on mah hands n knees n going through mah coffee tables mag area , compliocated this is , i jut gotta rock myself forward , aand grunting whilst I move my left leg n bitchin about having to move mah right ide ... mentioning i should be more time consuming but I rather sit here n bitch n mo
11:00 <Pieter> Hey deadpandadolls
11:00 <Pieter> Whats your name
11:00 <Serenity> you turn the hotspot on for wireless
11:00 <Serenity> cable for tether
12:00 <deadpandadolls> SWEET Pieter, you're a legend ehehehe :D :D
12:00 <Pieter> SHUT UP deadpandadolls fuckin cut , i didnt r4eally ask ya shit as that is normally not shown.\\
12:00 <Loof> such a noob, i'm so gonna fail uni
12:00 <deadpandadolls> huh
12:00 <Pieter> Yeahh I know but I wont put much value to it seeing as its a comment taken from here
12:00 <Excessive> I sometimes look into here via mah phone and vnc connected to this machine when I'm out n shit
12:00 <Pieter> Hrm , fail life you m4ean\
13:00 <Serenity> dont ask again pervert
13:00 <Excessive> but typin on the phone jus sux
13:00 <deadpandadolls> what i do?
13:00 <Pieter> Doing online courses (even if that was the case) doesnt teach you shit if ya able to get way posting module summary tests n shit ... 
14:00 <Rebel-Bob> easy
14:00 <druff> lol
14:00 <Loof> yeah i have flat ended thumbs/fingers, not goot for small screens
15:00 <Loof> typing on a tablet is ok though
15:00 <Pieter> And how youre talking about how youre coding webpages n shit yet unable to get basic nic and protoclls configured , not really somethin ya would worry about normally , a question people dont ask cos chances are they wouldnt be in here if there were any issues with net connecting
15:00 <Pieter> Err
15:00 <Pieter> Ya flip it verticvally and use ya 2 thumbs
15:00 <CannibalClown> .
15:00 <Pieter> Its the only real way to touch type on a 5" or less 
16:00 <Serenity> what are flat ended thumbs
16:00 <Excessive> like some ask me as to y not use an adroin irc client, though with that u have to use a diff nick if ur machine at home is on here and u're id'd on the machine etc .......... so it's jus too much hastle linkin another nick to have axs to the chans one ops
16:00 <Loof> like not as pointy at the end as most people
16:00 <Loof> more flat
16:00 <Excessive> andoid*
16:00 <Excessive> +r ffs
16:00 <Serenity> oh right
16:00 <Pieter> And enable spelling and word preiction along with dictionaries n locale setups being local , its 1 issue i had on the galaxy s3
16:00 <Loof> try to hit 1 on screen key but hit 2
17:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> pls join #villansacademy
17:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> 3rd class about to start
17:00 <Serenity> thats why you have a bouncer Excessive
17:00 <Serenity> log into both at once
18:00 <druff> like school?
18:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> yeh
18:00 <druff> hmm
18:00 <druff> i might wag it
18:00 <Serenity> dont spam your crappy channels
18:00 <Pieter> He prob doesnt have a 2nd adduser setup
18:00 <Pieter> Logging in via 1 username will only give ya 1 ident
18:00 <Excessive> ye I have 2 nicks in the mIRC cliet already and they're linked so if this nick disconnects, the the Lou nick connects and ID's etc ....... so for the phone I'd have to have a 3-rd nick
18:00 <Serenity> bugger that i just log into my bouncer on my phone
19:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> also theres some breakout sessions where we can mingle and share ideas
19:00 <druff> isnt that called brainstorming?
19:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> not crappy, valuable lessons can be learnt
19:00 <druff> like how not to spam?
19:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> no brainstorming is different
19:00 <druff> oh
19:00 <druff> darn
19:00 <Serenity> hence why i randomly chat from my phone even tho no disconnects
19:00 <CannibalClown> you can login as many clients to the same nick as you like
19:00 <Pieter> I have the issue as well , but I find the 2nd login attmept doesnt go as smoothly on autojoins and even with a raised dely , still issues 
19:00 <Loof> no wonder the tether apps i tried just seemed like spam. tethering is built into the phone, the cunts have just made these spam apps to catch lazy people like me who don't do their research
19:00 <Loof> fucken jews
19:00 <Serenity> ive got anywhere up to three clients logged into 1 nick at a time
20:00 <druff> i need to be taught a lesson
20:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> brainstorming where any ideas will do
20:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> share ideas are passing on learned true tried methods
21:00 <Loof> this sunscreen smells perty
21:00 <Loof> :)))))))))
21:00 <The_Baron> fuck its nice to be able to smoke cones again
21:00 <The_Baron> smoking spliffs just doesn't cut it
21:00 <Serenity> feeling better then
21:00 <The_Baron> oh yea
21:00 <Loof> im down to a gram a day :D doing so well
21:00 <The_Baron> much
21:00 <Excessive> eh, I'm hardly usin the phone n vnc to the machine anyways ......... only like if I go to some appointment and I have to sit n wait for my turn or some shit ........ I can type from it and even ban or do watever, jus that the screen is too small and typin is a bit of a bitch
22:00 <The_Baron> my missus wants me to cut down a bit
22:00 <Loof> tiny little cone every two hours
22:00 <Loof> no dabbing
22:00 <The_Baron> I been on about 3.5-5 grams a day
22:00 <Loof> or edibles
22:00 <The_Baron> so if I could cut to 1.5-2
22:00 <The_Baron> that would be awesome
22:00 <Loof> you can do eet
22:00 <Serenity> wow man 3.5 lasted two of us a week ahahah
22:00 <Serenity> thats heappsss in a day
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah well it's just coz I always got it these days
22:00 <The_Baron> what else can I do
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> comeon baddies out there, we must band together, unite to fight filthy good doers
23:00 <druff> give an example
23:00 <druff> of a good doer
23:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> like being obnoxiously nice all the times
23:00 <Loof> doesn't seem to be causing you problems, so why not
23:00 <Loof> ur raking it in
23:00 <Excessive> I have 3.5 for myself for a week, I go halvies with a mte in a q, so I get half a q for fiddy
23:00 <Loof> and ur happy
23:00 <Loof> and talented
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah happy
23:00 <Excessive> and then go a week without
23:00 <Serenity> yeah i think its really only a problem if its starts affected your functionality
23:00 <The_Baron> there is one thing I don't like
23:00 <The_Baron> the tolerance
23:00 <The_Baron> having to smoke 4 cones of good shit at least just to touch sides
23:00 <The_Baron> then gotta keep going
24:00 <druff> name 1
24:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> due to legal liability im not at liberty to name names
24:00 <druff> oh
24:00 <Serenity> oh see thats where i like the fact i only need 1 good one
24:00 <Loof> what happens if you go without, be honest
24:00 <Loof> ?
24:00 <The_Baron> I will tell ya
24:00 <The_Baron> I get a bit irritable for 2-3 days
24:00 <The_Baron> then I am not really fussed
24:00 <Loof> do it then
24:00 <Loof> not a problem
25:00 <druff> is there any good doers in here?
25:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i can only share that info among trusted comrades
25:00 <druff> oh so you dont trust me
25:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> nope
25:00 <druff> why would i join forces with you then?
25:00 <CannibalClown> you are a fuckhead Q
25:00 <Loof> or dont
25:00 <The_Baron> just gotta find a balance
25:00 <Loof> cause it's not a problem
25:00 <The_Baron> I don't just smoke it for recreation
25:00 <Excessive> Baron_Bey ......... I found that smokin flat chat I'd smoke and like become immune to it and then like jus feel like it doesn't do anythin ......... so the one week on and one off I find bein better in a way
25:00 <The_Baron> I find it replaces a lot of medication
25:00 <The_Baron> like don't need blood thinners for my high blood pressure anymore
25:00 <Pieter> Ya know ya in a spot whjen ya begin to consider the responses that will come from Loof when laying out  that an oz is needed you keep a q for yaself , etc.... and then I think , all the complaining that occurs onkly makes ya begin to be cuirious about how good something like pot is over there...
25:00 <Serenity> i found not long ago it works great for pms lol
25:00 <Pieter> BE MY DRUG DEALER LOOF
25:00 <The_Baron> don't need pain killers for my compressed nerve pain
25:00 <The_Baron> shit like that
26:00 <CannibalClown> deadset
26:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> someone need to vouch for u first
26:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> ur new here
26:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> dont trust u
26:00 <CannibalClown> druff = fez
26:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i doubt fez would ever bother to come with different nick
26:00 <Loof> this is why it's illegal The_Baron 
26:00 <Pieter> Pms , cramps , blood flow , duh..
26:00 <Pieter> Asprin it 
26:00 <Loof> it's too awesome for the corps
26:00 <Loof> the pharms
26:00 <The_Baron> Aspirin affects my gastro reflux, Pieter
26:00 <The_Baron> not good for my guts
26:00 <Serenity> 1. pms isnt bleeding. 2 you dont take asprin when you have your period you moron it thins the blood. makes it worse
26:00 <Pieter> Umm\think ya tlaking about ibuprofen
26:00 <Pieter> Not asprin
26:00 <Loof> Pieter just making shit up as usual
26:00 <Loof> so boring
26:00 <The_Baron> aspirin thins the blood
27:00 <CannibalClown> *11:26:09 AM* 6 - [email protected]
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27:00 <druff> yup
27:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> whois druff 
27:00 <druff> thats me
27:00 <Pieter> Asprin only works by thinning ya blood out , thats what causes muscle aches n pains
27:00 <Serenity> makes periods about 5 times worse than they need to be
27:00 <The_Baron> well according to my wife, she swears by weed for menstrual pain
27:00 <The_Baron> but not all women do
27:00 <Serenity> [11:25am] <Serenity> i found not long ago it works great for pms lol
27:00 <Loof> weed helps my IBS pain
27:00 <Serenity> it works amazing for it baron
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's sweet
28:00 <druff> lcuky youre not a cat CannibalClown
28:00 <druff> lucky too
28:00 <Excessive> like I'm bent now lol, I jus got back from gettin mah stash not long ago
28:00 <Serenity> im not and its lunch break time
28:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, I mean sure I go on about how much I love the shit
28:00 <The_Baron> but there is a reason
28:00 <Serenity> bbl
28:00 <The_Baron> it just does so much 
28:00 <Loof> my dealer is only selling quarters now the cunt
28:00 <Loof> so i'm smoking less
29:00 <CannibalClown> are you a cat toucher
29:00 <Loof> stupid drought
29:00 <The_Baron> hey Excessive, is there gonna be another SRH event happenin around april u reckon?
29:00 <Excessive> ummmm donno, did I add u to the group? I think I did didn't I? ............ donno haven't seen anythin on there
29:00 <The_Baron> Loof, it'll all kick off in april again
29:00 <The_Baron> not long now
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah u did
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah me neither
30:00 <druff> nar
30:00 <druff> curiosity kills cats i heard
30:00 <CannibalClown> apparenly
30:00 <The_Baron> coming down that way, would be cool to do something like that was all
31:00 <druff> you reckon that takes the remaining lives of a cat?
31:00 <druff> or just 1 of them
31:00 <Excessive> right .............. u could start something if u have some cash to throw around for the hire of some gear?
31:00 <The_Baron> hhmmm
31:00 <Excessive> I'll come n play
31:00 <The_Baron> might think about that actually
31:00 <The_Baron> depends how much time I got really to organise shit
31:00 <The_Baron> only gonna be down a couple weeks
32:00 <Excessive> ah ye, well saturday days at sydney park sdeems to have worked for the last 2 gigs
32:00 <Excessive> -d
33:00 <Pieter> Gear
33:00 <Pieter> *nod*
33:00 <Pieter> Galaxy Gear
33:00 <Loof> can i come?
33:00 <Loof> and get high?
33:00 <Excessive> and like if u wannah post ur intentions, then others would prolly get involved and put in some effort too
33:00 <Excessive> I mean the site is gd for publicisin it
33:00 <The_Baron> cool
34:00 <Excessive> u have the right crowd there already
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah would be sweet
34:00 <The_Baron> just gotta work out time management really
34:00 <Pieter> Will someone gimme attention and pretend that what im typing has some importance  
35:00 <CannibalClown> i neither know nor care
35:00 <Pieter> Please help my self esteem :(
35:00 <Pieter> WHAT THE FUCK FRIDAY WTF IS GOINGON
35:00 <The_Baron> lol
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah well my friday is bubkis
35:00 <The_Baron> still not well enough to do anything proper fun
36:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2014/03/daily-chart-7
36:00 <Pieter> I think Imay have some explaining to umm, prepare for first and then call up apologising n playing a SSU hospital issue , 
37:00 <Pieter> Fuck I cant lie for shit , cant tell em the truth but fuckin , having to stress about coming up with something that exlainsmy absence last week
39:00 <Pieter> 3 full days , no pay and hopefully the stress of working around me fucking em up is no longer a problem , anyone got any ufo abfduction stories that are 100%real ?
40:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> CANADA'S broadcasting regulator takes its job seriously. One of its tasks is fending off American cultural domination by enforcing a requirement that radio stations and television channels air a set amount of Canadian content. That requirement apparently extends to pornography. On March 5th the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) advised three adult-entertainment channels that it suspected they were not
40:00 <Q{tri_n_curious>  meeting the minimum requirement of 35% Canadian content, nor providing subtitles for the requisite 90% of their programmes.
40:00 <shadsam> heyas
40:00 <shadsam> :))
40:00 <Excessive> anti gravity machines
41:00 <BlackDevil> great shadsam is here
41:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllll
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH YEAAHHH
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> got free touch ups
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooooooooooo
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn love ink <3
41:00 <Excessive> the yanks had em in Vietnam 
41:00 <Pieter> Like , any ufos tht offer stamping for car parks , maybe an intergalactic prostituion ring that abducted me cos i wanted a space ordered female klingon but instead that psychotic bitch used me for a gloooorious battle.... 
42:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140312/640/morning_picdump_516_640_14.jpg
42:00 <Pieter> What I wanna find out is which way is 'FORWARD' on a flying saucer
42:00 <Excessive> well consider this .............. which way is south if u were at the north pole?
43:00 <Pieter> Major headfuck for the pilots of the fuckers, eps[ecially if they got one of those chairs that rotate in circular motuoins
43:00 <Pieter> Htm , ya joking rightm, thats not even a trick question
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd bro *choofz*
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> medzzzz
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
44:00 <shadsam> fart
44:00 <shadsam> yeah dude
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn she went over this rose n put orange in n more yellow n red n green n went over these notes n bars n shaded that shit for free like 30 mins extra so i tipped her twenny bux
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima have a scotch man get some sugar in me n cig it up with loud music
44:00 <Pieter> K , im being told off , better get going
44:00 <Pieter> Have a great day poeple:)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> even talked to my neighbour im goin court cause i keyed his car and he's totes cool about it, ends up he isnt NEW he lived nextdoor lol known him for yrs said thats the only reason he didnt knock my teeth out cause we're mates n i didnt realise him with a hat on and i said anything u need tell me haha
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
45:00 <Excessive> :D
46:00 <shadsam> bbs
47:00 <Doodle> why would you key someones car
53:00 <Serenity> yeah that makes me want to cry
54:00 <Serenity> i think id cut someone if they keyed my car
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz sezzz
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait take pic n show u mwahaha
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> instead of puttin brown in shadin this banner she did purple :P
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so it'll all fade NICE
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> just 3 hrs to go then i can clean it n pic :(
59:00 <Doodle> [14:53] <Serenity> i think id cut someone if they keyed my car
59:00 <Doodle> i def would
00:00 <CannibalClown> if someone keyed my car they wouldnt live to tell the tale
00:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> http://www.bbc.com/travel/feature/20140310-the-heart-of-prague-pumps-lager
01:00 <CannibalClown> thats a dog act
01:00 <Doodle> too right
01:00 <Doodle> speaking of which, ima go wash mine
02:00 <Doodle> bblzz
03:00 <Excessive> still voting for govt support? .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1513883_10201099431082542_129183353_n.jpg
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> love
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> love is a verb
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> love is a doing word
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fearless
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> on my breath
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picards cock
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> shakes me
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes me suicidal.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> i like this video
06:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.economist.com/multimedia
07:00 <The_Baron> voting
07:00 <The_Baron> ?
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <Excessive> I'm talkin abt ppl like Jamie always backin Labor and claimin himself as a wannah be commie
09:00 <The_Baron> some ppl play the game
09:00 <The_Baron> some don't
11:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/solarfistem/solar-fistem-blue-moons-and
11:00 <The_Baron> some trance I done made
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like your mum.
12:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebePx6x6xqU
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Younger Brother - Safety in Numbers (May 22, 2011) 5:47 - Category: Music - 27,370 views - 228 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
12:00 <The_Baron> u might like this track Excessive
12:00 <The_Baron> pretty melodic
13:00 <stebie> well, she is smoking hot
13:00 <stebie> can't blame ya
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRO
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> THIS IS FUCKING IT
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AM SICK OF YOU DICKING MY MOTHER STEBIE!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> you havent even given me a brother :(
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
15:00 <stebie> i'll give you Pieter !!!!!
15:00 <stebie> deal?
15:00 <Doodle> looool
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Serenity> thats a pretty shitty deal
17:00 <Excessive> listenin nwo
17:00 <Excessive> now*
19:00 <stebie> yeah i'm losing out :(
19:00 <The_Baron> this track u put up was noice
19:00 <Excessive> ye ye
19:00 <Excessive> thought u'd like it
20:00 <The_Baron> it's like a mish mash of 90's stuff
20:00 <The_Baron> but still sounds fresh
21:00 <Serenity> well you dont lose out lol you get rid of pieter
22:00 <CannibalClown> anything is worth getting rid of pieter
22:00 <stebie> why?
23:00 <CannibalClown> lets send Pieter to stebie
23:00 <Excessive> u'll like this one as well ........... ummmmm, where's Serenity? she might like this too ....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUm4AoMxu_o
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Younger Brother - All I Want (Nov 4, 2007) 8:19 - Category: Music - 611,798 views - 2,308 likes (98.7%), 30 dislikes (1.3%)
24:00 <CannibalClown> he can have him
24:00 <stebie> nooooooooooooo
24:00 <stebie> nooooooooooo!!!!
24:00 <CannibalClown> of course we'd disassemble him first to save on shipping
24:00 <CannibalClown> she's on a date
25:00 <stebie> lol
26:00 <The_Baron> http://9gag.tv/p/5waaZ/watch-20-strangers-give-each-other-handjobs-for-the-first-time-first-kiss-parody
26:00 <The_Baron> lol
26:00 <The_Baron> dunno if anyones seen the original
26:00 <The_Baron> but fuck this is a crack up
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Serenity> poor stebie
29:00 <CannibalClown> yeh cant to that
29:00 <CannibalClown> hes a nice one
29:00 <CannibalClown> send Pieter to chris' place
31:00 <faux> iohjsdkenaghoierg
31:00 <faux> i just watched teh book thief omg
31:00 <faux> cant stop crying
33:00 <druff> lol
35:00 <Excessive> Baron_Bey .......... know of Vibrasphere?
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah a lil
36:00 <Excessive> well, a bit on the more upliftin side, this is nais ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwWSRFQ_750
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vibrasphere - Emotional Fugitive (Jul 18, 2011) 7:38 - Category: Music - 16,261 views - 111 likes (98.2%), 2 dislikes (1.8%)
42:00 <DreamSeller> lol... pandas pieter and chris in the same house 
43:00 <CannibalClown> then burn the cunt down
43:00 <CannibalClown> and dance around the fire
43:00 <DreamSeller> or 
43:00 <DreamSeller> do this 
43:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1488829_687053438000030_957389275_n.jpg
44:00 <DreamSeller> when they rip up the carpet for heat during winter 
44:00 <DreamSeller> it will kick the paranoia off with a bang
44:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha
44:00 <CannibalClown> nail the dors shut
44:00 <CannibalClown> doors*
47:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSztj--Hy7Y
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: M-Sphere - Waiting All The Time (Oct 16, 2010) 7:04 - Category: Music - 5,441 views - 35 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Excessive> that's a gd 1 ^
56:00 <Excessive> and somethin with some nice bassline ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRifLY4_lZc
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Asura - Dust And Daffodils (Oct 14, 2012) 7:10 - Category: Music - 683 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
56:00 <birdbutts> lit
02:00 <BlackDevil> i sneezed
03:00 <The_Baron> so much side chain on this track
03:00 <The_Baron> it works I suppose
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah man
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love it stebie
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can train him n stuffs
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwahahaha I will rename PietSAbabe SITH of PANDA
04:00 <Excessive> ye I like Asura
04:00 <The_Baron> u had a listen to my track before?
04:00 <DreamSeller> lms if you compress mate 
04:00 <BlackDevil> its already 10
04:00 <BlackDevil> pm
04:00 <BlackDevil> i slept the day away
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes, some mischief get up to, we will.
07:00 <Excessive> ye I did
08:00 <Excessive> was orraite
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vygkvKotI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: capsula - i still know that i know (Jul 26, 2010) 7:06 - Category: Music - 10,405 views - 88 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Excessive> that's the rmx ^
08:00 <Excessive> original is I Know That I Know
08:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just, wanna girl, likes tattoos. Likes holding umbrellas during storms, likes art that isn't art ... and most of all, she's gotta be a Zombie. ^-^
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Occasionally poop on my chest.. too much to ask?
09:00 <The_Baron> jeez wish I had the P.A at this house
09:00 <The_Baron> wanna crank some beats loud
11:00 <Excessive> u know capsula?
16:00 <Excessive> I played this out a few times, quite like thrashin this one ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMSGTo6oYms
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chimera State - Shades Of Dawn (Chillout mix) (Mar 16, 2013) 7:36 - Category: Music - 633 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <simba> stebie..... what the fuck? when have i ever called you fucked in the head? 
22:00 <simba> unless youve mistaken yourself for Pieter, that has literally never happened
22:00 <The_Baron> well that came out of nowhere
22:00 <simba> also it was 8am and i found my irc logs that i never realised i saved, that is an ok time to laugh about finding picards facebook
23:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
23:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GKU6fKhYpYw
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Domino's Pizza Complaints (Mar 11, 2014) 2:21 - Category: Comedy - 687,151 views - 6,319 likes (85.3%), 1,090 dislikes (14.7%)
23:00 <The_Baron> so does he look like a fat pedo then?
23:00 <simba> ohyeah
23:00 <The_Baron> lol
23:00 <BlackDevil> and that video is from austrlian dominos
24:00 <The_Baron> hahahahahaha
25:00 <deadpandadolls> x clicks like
26:00 <The_Baron> this is fuckin classic
26:00 <BlackDevil> gremlinz https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5FXl_kc2fYg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Slap It' Joseph Begley (May 31, 2012) 0:28 - Category: Film and Animation - 78,403 views - 107 likes (95.5%), 5 dislikes (4.5%)
27:00 <Kynetic> so the cunt who is fixing my car is not returning calls for 2 days now.. should i reprt it stolen? i have no way of getting to him to check if its even still there
28:00 <deadpandadolls> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1966790_635370433203264_2060773392_n.jpg
28:00 <deadpandadolls> her armpit looks mighty fuckable there ;)
28:00 <The_Baron> a crevice is a crevice
29:00 <simba> any... crevice is a goal
29:00 <deadpandadolls> cunt xbox live
29:00 <deadpandadolls> fuckkkkkkk
30:00 <The_Baron> exactaree
30:00 <deadpandadolls> :(
30:00 <simba> ive got all the leaves are brown stuck in my head 
32:00 <Kynetic> lol
32:00 <Kynetic> someone found 14kg of cannabis leaf n the streets of sydney
32:00 <deadpandadolls> iunno wot to do
32:00 <Kynetic> police are appealing for the owner of the bags to cme forward
32:00 <deadpandadolls> cant game online!
32:00 <deadpandadolls> life has come to an end
32:00 <Kynetic> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-14/14kg-of-cannabis-found-dumped-on-sydney-street/5320804
33:00 <deadpandadolls> what an asshole
33:00 <deadpandadolls> and to think some kid could've found that and had the time of their life!
33:00 <The_Baron> lemmee guess
33:00 <Kynetic> someones has had a big harvest
33:00 <The_Baron> leaf 
33:00 <Excessive> I've used this as an intro to a 100bpm set once, but I think I've shown u this Baron_Bey ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIoWc17k8lY
33:00 <Pieter> , 14kg of leaf , how?
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chronos - Sacral Meeting RmX (Aug 22, 2009) 7:40 - Category: Music - 12,104 views - 135 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
33:00 <Kynetic> and dumped the leaf on the street
33:00 <The_Baron> hah was leaf
33:00 <Kynetic> after trimming the buds
34:00 <Pieter> Ya need about 46 plants weighing approx 1lb each @ harvest to create somethihng that could be heavy enough to = 1kg .... 14kg's , that doesnt seem right
34:00 <deadpandadolls> Pieter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <deadpandadolls> xD xD
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
34:00 <The_Baron> sure it does
34:00 <deadpandadolls> can I pls have the code bro?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> first thing I see is Pieter bullshitting
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> DON'T LEAVE ME HERCULEEE!
35:00 <deadpandadolls> stupid 7 day trial doesnt work ahah, since I'm already with Live
35:00 <The_Baron> hey b1
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
35:00 <Pieter> The number oif green rubbish bags which contained stripped branches worth of shit , each bag was weighed at 1lb aleast , none over 500 , so yeh 14kg is just unimaginble cos yeh it would then have to be alrady in flakes of oregano like looking hehe
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha American Dad
36:00 <The_Baron> u didn't factor in water weight
36:00 <The_Baron> but eh
36:00 <Pieter> And yeh it only be ooutdoor shitm and in sydney / canberra area , pox mixed with a bit of *shudder* +headache +green(number of bongs) *nod*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder who's blog he's cutting and pasting off?
37:00 <Pieter> Umm, water would play fuck all in this situation
37:00 <Bastardly_One> considering there not his own words
37:00 <The_Baron> are u kidding
37:00 <The_Baron> before drying
37:00 <The_Baron> 70% of the weight is water
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a plant
37:00 <The_Baron> u can fit over 5 pounds of wet trim into a black garbage bag if u wanted to
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's make up is made of water
38:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
38:00 <Excessive> some dude I used to get shit off a while back was sayin how he tries to stay away from wet dope cause by the time u sell it u lose quite a bit
39:00 <The_Baron> u sure do
39:00 <The_Baron> and if ur a real cunt, u spray it again with water or whatever else to put the weight back on
39:00 <The_Baron> and the cycle of horrid ganja continues
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or dip it in coke
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so it appears sticky and sweet too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I've done that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
41:00 <Excessive> and if u're buyin it, then u want it dry, cause there's more in it :)
41:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah u do
41:00 <deeldose> is beef jerky evil?
42:00 <The_Baron> a perfectly dried bud should have about 10% moisture
42:00 <The_Baron> enough for small stem snap
42:00 <The_Baron> but still got a bit of spongeiness
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGcDO-U8Nc
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N*E*R*D - Provider (Sep 16, 2006) 5:08 - Category: Music - 5,391,075 views - 15,001 likes (97.9%), 319 dislikes (2.1%)
44:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One I'll show u this cause it reminded me of u ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1513883_10201099431082542_129183353_n.jpg
45:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1922048_1491986461028917_8919410_n.jpg
45:00 <The_Baron> dude can sick
45:00 <The_Baron> but fuck lyrically
45:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh ... NERD
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah lyrically ... wtf are you doing?
45:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNS7zzIzX-E
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Кошка просит прощения / Ржу не могу / Cat tries to apologize (Feb 8, 2014) 0:26 - Category: Pets and Animals - 5,357,238 views - 16,744 likes (94.8%), 918 dislikes (5.2%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> muscially and singing wise ... awesome
46:00 <Bastardly_One> true Excessive
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and George Carlin was kind of like a mentor
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so was Bill Hicks
46:00 <romeo> im back bitches
46:00 <Pieter> Woot Captain America is in cinemas since 12pm *wot*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Ok
47:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> back off romeo 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who in Melbourne needs weed because of your drought?
47:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> Pieter in mine
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we can make this a mass scoring meet
47:00 <Pieter> Iliked the first one , only cos hydra was the cool cat
47:00 <TheRon> i wanna see the greatest american hero movie
47:00 <Pieter> Ayye??
47:00 <romeo> __)
48:00 <romeo> hiya Pieter
48:00 <Pieter> Hey man , whts going on ?
48:00 <romeo> you stoned yet?
48:00 <romeo> just having bad coffee aye
48:00 <Pieter> How?
48:00 <romeo> mmm
48:00 <TheRon> appalling coffee??
48:00 <romeo> the same kind
48:00 <romeo> :P
49:00 <romeo> of appauling coffeee
49:00 <Loof> does lads mean boys, if so Q{{man_seduces_lads should be banned for his paedo nick
49:00 <Loof> ?
49:00 <romeo> dfyuiol,mngfr5689olkjhg
49:00 <romeo> hi Loof
49:00 <Loof> hey romeo :)
49:00 <romeo> :)
49:00 <romeo> how r ya?
49:00 <Loof> high
49:00 <romeo> i just got out of bed
49:00 <romeo> cool
50:00 <druff> hehe
50:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> lads= boy and man
50:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> if he got stubles he is fair game
51:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> -s
51:00 <romeo> hehe
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqX1SkYpNJQ
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.E.R.D. - Spaz (Dec 19, 2009) 3:29 - Category: Music - 1,571,404 views - 6,223 likes (97.4%), 164 dislikes (2.6%)
51:00 <romeo> um what's for dinner loof?
51:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/grand-canyon-blink-time.htm
52:00 <TheRon> little lion man
52:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner ...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Go Blue Baggers!
52:00 <TheRon> go freo
53:00 <TheRon> barrack for anyone playing collingwood
53:00 <romeo> go play afl in space
53:00 <romeo> anyone drunk?
53:00 <TheRon> no
53:00 <romeo> oh
53:00 <romeo> hui-=[plkjhgft6y789op
53:00 <TheRon> i've had 1 6th of a beer
53:00 <romeo> okay
53:00 <romeo> well thats a start
54:00 <TheRon> getting on the piss tomorrow
54:00 <romeo> i forgot where i left my booze
54:00 <TheRon> bowls grand final, watching supporting the team and sinking beers
54:00 <Bastardly_One> gso yeah
54:00 <romeo> need to buy a phone
55:00 <Bastardly_One> go spaz if you want to
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so NERD reckon
55:00 <The_Baron> jeezus
55:00 <The_Baron> prolly had the longest back n forth bullshit flame war today
56:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> check this out!
56:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/bear-on-a-wire.htm
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bein dragged out to the fringe festival soonish
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent even cleaned my arm of ink n shit yet
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> DreamSeller you get my pm?
57:00 <TheRon> how much does freedom cost again??
57:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> $10b
57:00 <TheRon> nah it's more like $1.05
57:00 <acid> freee
57:00 <Excessive> The_Baron and Bastardly_One .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNFp0SiCZfI
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Musica Liquida (Feb 19, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 1,253 views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <acid> acid
57:00 <deadpandadolls> this is so fucking shit
58:00 <acid> bob doll
58:00 <acid> freee
58:00 <deadpandadolls> i can pretend im gaming online
58:00 <deadpandadolls> pew pew ye die morning show cunts
58:00 <acid> hehe
58:00 <TheRon> karl and lisa??
59:00 <TheRon> or the channel 10 one??
59:00 <TheRon> oh yeah sunrise is shit too
59:00 <birdbutts> Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!  You: what  Stranger has disconnected.
59:00 <CannibalClown> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1900128_492540460847380_584157183_n.jpg
59:00 <romeoHACKT> so anyone got a good seat?
00:00 <TheRon> anybody else have an extreme disliking of james matheson??
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
00:00 <romeoHACKT> i don't know who that is
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna smash his little smiling face in
00:00 <romeoHACKT> sex
00:00 <romeoHACKT> yes sex
00:00 <romeoHACKT> sex yes
00:00 <TheRon> romeo he was on channel v, turns up on channel 10 a bit
00:00 <romeoHACKT> ok ok
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he does a morning show
01:00 <Bastardly_One> starts at 6:30am
01:00 <Loof> fuck off birdbutts you random fuckwit
01:00 <Loof> die cunt
02:00 <TheRon> i saw the footy show last night
03:00 <TheRon> did you see sam's courting tips?
03:00 <simba> i missed it
03:00 <simba> was he totally outdated as usual
04:00 <TheRon> i found street talk funny
04:00 <TheRon> and he put up a funny cat video
04:00 <simba> hes like "ah yes port power... warren tredrea kicks their goals yes yes.. should be a tough one against richo and the rigers"
04:00 <simba> tigers
04:00 <TheRon> i freely admits he doesn't watch the footy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, Sam hasn't clearly watched football for years
06:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> http://www.theage.com.au/environment/animals/python-found-in-kennel-after-eating-family-pet-dog-20140314-34qzh.html
06:00 <deadpandadolls> hehe kinky
07:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> python chained to the kennel
07:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> thats all u need
07:00 <simba> hes prob just so jaded by the direction the game went in the 2000s that he actually hates it now and only likes geelong 
07:00 <TheRon> he likes the long game, no mucking around with it style
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no clue
08:00 <simba> ah yes the trengove2monfries2superbounce
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I dont know why he gets the millions he does
08:00 <The_Baron> he makes millions?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he must have a shocking researcher
08:00 <TheRon> yeah his contract is in the millions
08:00 <The_Baron> jeez
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, the cunt has a lambo and an apartment in Docklands
09:00 <Bastardly_One> goes to work by helicopter even
09:00 <The_Baron> he generates enough advertising revenue for that?
09:00 <The_Baron> jesus
10:00 <deadpandadolls> ah yes
10:00 <TheRon> consider billy brownless in the same chair as sam newman
10:00 <deadpandadolls> opethy helps my pain
11:00 <deadpandadolls> every old dude that doesnt play sport cause they are old hates the sport cause they are old and suck.
11:00 <deadpandadolls> and sell used cars.
11:00 <simba> like graham cornes used cars
11:00 <deadpandadolls> lmao
11:00 <deadpandadolls> and that dude with the curly hair
11:00 <Bastardly_One> brownless
11:00 <simba> graham cornes is probably the most bitter man alive in SA 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> might be a complete dickhead
11:00 <deadpandadolls> doin a fricken business card commercial rofl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but he actually knows something
11:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike sam
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and Pieter looks like sam I reckon
12:00 <deadpandadolls> i love Pieter he's made my week :P
12:00 <deadpandadolls> xD xD
12:00 <TheRon> sam says the only excited he get's these days is parking his car in a tight space
13:00 <CannibalClown> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1394320516609.gif
13:00 <deadpandadolls> so went strippers on my way home from movies last nite, and there were none there, didnt see a single tit.
13:00 <simba> the final teams are out its getting all 2 real now
13:00 <deadpandadolls> and this hottie bar chick, this petite chick had her top on.
13:00 <deadpandadolls> rude.
13:00 <TheRon> get the tips in?
14:00 <Loof> god no
14:00 <TheRon> pandas were you flashing 20's or pineapples??
14:00 <Loof> i think i hate football talk even more than you hate game of thrones and world of warcraft put together lol
15:00 <Loof> maybe i should just go with it
15:00 <The_Baron> ppl actually throw money at strippers in this country?
15:00 <deadpandadolls> im subtly tryin to get my x to move this way
15:00 <The_Baron> I been to the cross many a time
15:00 <deadpandadolls> close to the beach i say
15:00 <The_Baron> rarely did I see a tip go on the stage
15:00 <deadpandadolls> what i really said was So we can just fuck
15:00 <deadpandadolls> i never tip strippers
15:00 <The_Baron> that's what i thought
15:00 <The_Baron> who fuckin does
15:00 <Loof> last time i went to the strippers the bitch went around with a hat to put money in
15:00 <deadpandadolls> they fuck dudes in the private rooms
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ this report
15:00 <deadpandadolls> my mate be
15:00 <deadpandadolls> wait cant drop names
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the malaysian plane has been found
16:00 <deadpandadolls> neway
16:00 <Bastardly_One> in the bermuda triangle
16:00 <deadpandadolls> he roots this one chick every fkn time
16:00 <The_Baron> WHAT!
16:00 <simba> <Loof> last time i went to the strippers the bitch went around with a hat to put money in - sounds like church
16:00 <deadpandadolls> shes gonna be a bikie slut soon enough
16:00 <The_Baron> u know, I'm sure that was in the back of everyones head at some point
16:00 <The_Baron> but 
16:00 <The_Baron> WHAAA!!!
16:00 <deadpandadolls> i had a stripper living with me but we didnt fuck
16:00 <deadpandadolls> oh fuck me
16:00 <deadpandadolls> she said she wants to go sushi train down here on sunday
17:00 <deadpandadolls> WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NOTHING TO DO WHEN YOU CANT GAME ONLINE
18:00 <The_Baron> sushi train is a ripoff
18:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
18:00 <simba> i wish my name was Jorge Jesus too
18:00 <Excessive> I had that post abt the plabe on fb 2 days ago and if u look close they were diff planes, the one in the water is not the same plane, when I clicked to read the article, the page was down
18:00 <deadpandadolls> im not a huge fan of sushi or sashimi
18:00 <The_Baron> I am
18:00 <deadpandadolls> im a fan of havin my eyes glued to xbox
18:00 <The_Baron> and sushi train is very average sushi at bullshit prices
18:00 <Loof> i lol at people on centrelink eating sushi trying to act like they have money, die pieter
18:00 <deadpandadolls> i like japanese food but eh sushi is so fkn 80s
19:00 <Excessive> plane*
19:00 <deadpandadolls> like cocaine
19:00 <simba> thats so raven
19:00 <The_Baron> I don't care about what's trending food wise
19:00 <The_Baron> :P
19:00 <The_Baron> I just like different food
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/travel/the-female-bikie-gangs-of-morocco/story-e6frfq7r-1226848784934
19:00 <Loof> i like mcdonalds, it's good food
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they dress in style! *lol*
19:00 <Loof> i think it's healthy
19:00 <Doodle> i just got mad max'd by the finks Bastardly_One
19:00 <Doodle> surrounding the car
20:00 <Doodle> D:
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do tell
20:00 <Doodle> no shit
20:00 <TheRon> i'm having assorted oven baked goods for tea tonight
20:00 <simba> eat big macs like apples and drink whiskey like water and u will be fine in life
20:00 <Doodle> i was just going down hertford st and they caught up, drove in a circle around me for like 800m
20:00 <Doodle> then fucked off at full noise
20:00 <TheRon> battered fish, fish fingers, chips and potato cakes
20:00 <Loof> did you poop?
21:00 <Loof> i would have
21:00 <Doodle> lol nah
21:00 <Doodle> lots of bikies round here but theyre usually bandidos
21:00 <The_Baron> no point being scared of bikies
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what?
21:00 <TheRon> i got an arsehole bikie in my court
21:00 <The_Baron> they aint got a leg to stand on these days
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they must of been looking for soemone for sure
21:00 <Doodle> yup
21:00 <TheRon> not scared, they're just fucking annoying
21:00 <Doodle> i think shit is going down
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they do down here The_Baron
21:00 <The_Baron> all u gotta do is say "what's the cops number again?"
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I'll make a call
22:00 <Doodle> cos there was a fire today in the direction they came from
22:00 <The_Baron> and watch them call u a dog cunt while running like bitches
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got me curious
22:00 <deadpandadolls> klubbed to deth
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
22:00 <The_Baron> they are just a bunch of glorified middlemen
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they might of been looking for some boys
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I was gonna make a call and find out
22:00 <TheRon> bikies in general are into 15 yo boys
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to dry up this area
23:00 <Bastardly_One> as good as Melb is at the moment
23:00 <The_Baron> seriously call the cops
23:00 <The_Baron> fuck the dog cunt shit
23:00 <Doodle> dry up?
23:00 <The_Baron> they can get fucked
23:00 <Doodle> as in drugs wise?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way ... I've got buyers coming up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> from Melb next week
23:00 <Doodle> cos thats def been happening
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <The_Baron> they act like they are doing business when it's all just fronting and extortion
23:00 <The_Baron> hate the lot of them
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and the direction you were
23:00 <Doodle> i know a bloke who got sold 2 pounds of weed with gravy powder dried into it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you could of been coming from the club house
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd of done a vehcile check on ya
23:00 <Bastardly_One> while circling
24:00 <Doodle> nah club house is further towards town
24:00 <The_Baron> the most common thing they do to their runners is this, front them some decent drugs for a few months
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or going then
24:00 <The_Baron> then they start pushing shit drugs they know the cunt won't be able to pay back
24:00 <The_Baron> then they start collecting interest every week/fortnight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> timing of this pic is gonna be great
24:00 <Bastardly_One> female morocon bikie gang
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/03/08/1226848/784679-c81cc296-a582-11e3-900e-99186aa12c4d.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> check their style!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Doodle> looooool
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah saw that
24:00 <Doodle> IYIYIYIYIYI
25:00 <Doodle> also i put more spacers on my car now my tyres are rubbing again
26:00 <Doodle> at the front this time
26:00 <Doodle> fucking thing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> has there been a netsplit recently or something?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 41 people is stuff all
27:00 <TheRon> would epxlain a lot
27:00 <DreamSeller> yeah, they are all on Bastardly_One.is.a.cunt.org
28:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go then
28:00 <Bastardly_One> get a life besides trying to troll me all the time
28:00 <DreamSeller> I do have a life mate :) 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah attempting to troll me
28:00 <TheRon> i'm yet to be sold on that
28:00 <Serenity> Speaking of. Youre late get a move on
28:00 <Bastardly_One> seems you spend a fuck of a load of time trying so
28:00 <simba> lol https://31.media.tumblr.com/b551b770dc1caa9232ddafe58908f86b/tumblr_n1xgupvbS31r1c6jgo2_250.jpg
28:00 <simba> miserable men shopping with their ladies
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hey TheRon
29:00 <TheRon> hello
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a question that you might know the answer to
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably don't though
29:00 <TheRon> dear god
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.hoax-slayer.com/survey-scam-malaysia-airlines-MH370.shtml
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nice FB scam ... and if you check your feed
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet someone has fallen for it
29:00 <The_Baron> coz everyone woulda entertained the idea of the bermuda triangle for at least a second
29:00 <The_Baron> until quickly realising naaahh
30:00 <DreamSeller> yes? 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a bus that goes via sebas to the uni yeah?
30:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nGhmukF5s
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyanide and Happiness - Public Bathroom (Mar 12, 2014) 1:41 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views - 4,377 likes (96.9%), 141 dislikes (3.1%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be housitting the old house
30:00 <TheRon> there's a rumour of one yes
30:00 <TheRon> never used it
30:00 <TheRon> early in the morning or something
30:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose I better work it out
30:00 <TheRon> there's one where a bloke is playing xbox or something in store and a chick is just sitting down with her bag of shopping
31:00 <Bastardly_One> party next week in roland st
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for four days
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore the bull terrier
31:00 <TheRon> what kind of party?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he can be bribed by food
31:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
31:00 <DreamSeller> party of one 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> a big satanic orgy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> titties in my browser
31:00 <Bastardly_One> where's Maurice?
31:00 <simba> going into cotton on is the worst cos u cant even hide the fact that ur in there for them
31:00 <TheRon> yeah well.....
32:00 <Bastardly_One> of one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'd have a party
32:00 <TheRon> bottomless party like off harold and kumar?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I'd have one even
32:00 <druff> hi
32:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I made some nice wench friends today
32:00 <Bastardly_One> feel like a pedo though
33:00 <TheRon> she 18 yet?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> 18
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah they all were
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 of 'em
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sweet 18
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they cornered me in the student lounge for some reason
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
34:00 <TheRon> nice!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought so
34:00 <TheRon> they think you know stuff, thats what it is
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'm just as rude in rt as I am on here
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably heard me mouthing off at someone
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was my epic table tennis skills
35:00 <TheRon> forest gump?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> when I whacked it up to the next level and hit someone walking past
35:00 <simba> well well well
35:00 <TheRon> duffy??
35:00 <simba> kim duthie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> brilliant "serve" though
36:00 <TheRon> my tennis serve used to make people jump
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am not one to whack off infront of others b1
36:00 <TheRon> lies!
36:00 <Serenity> Why not
36:00 <TheRon> ouch!
36:00 <TheRon> way to destroy a man's career
36:00 <The_Baron> fuck I used to hate shopping with my mum and sister when I was little
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was either that or watch Peoples Court
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah why not?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif lies
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> I only did it 99 times theron
37:00 <TheRon> you seem like the kind of guy that would
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't be jealous I can make it shoot 20 metres
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not hitting 100
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or whoever much it is between levels
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl bf4 time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *however
37:00 <TheRon> i used to be able to do 100 sit ups at school, no chance now
37:00 <The_Baron> that chinese guy who killed himself whilst christmas shopping last year
37:00 <The_Baron> I totally good empathise 
37:00 <The_Baron> could*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't climb 3 stairs without puffing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so how I played an hour of table tennis I've no idea
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I rocked
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if I do say so myself
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the gym and pool there are fucking awesome
38:00 <Loof_> 4 mcdoubles for lunch, 3 on their way for dinner :D
38:00 <Loof_> good times
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was into fitness I'd be joining for sure
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good facilities
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you get fit walking around there anyway
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as hilly as fuck
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> are you for real?
39:00 <Loof_> yep
39:00 <simba> lol gross
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the dollars alone
39:00 <simba> tHe FukKeN FoOty maTe
39:00 <Loof_> they're $2 each
39:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - corduroy, fucking love this song
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish they'd do that with a fish one
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like their filet-o-fish
40:00 <The_Baron> my wife likes the fillet o fish
40:00 <The_Baron> me, I don't get it
40:00 <The_Baron> it's like a fish finger biscuit
40:00 <TheRon> fillet o fish, the cardboard box is a damn sight tastier than the crap pictured inside
40:00 <The_Baron> it's oright
40:00 <The_Baron> but I like the other menu items
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so what's new anyway?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> anything?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a big square fish finger
41:00 <Loof_> pounders (quarter pounder with 4 bits of meat) mmmmmmmmmmm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> with Kraft tatar sauce
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah pretty much
41:00 <deadpandadolls> is it wrong to fuck ur ex
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
41:00 <deadpandadolls> if u never fucked her anyway?
41:00 <The_Baron> ever had a double pounder with cheese?
41:00 <deadpandadolls> but we never fucked lol
41:00 <TheRon> the fish needs to be fresh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hoki is fishfingers
41:00 <The_Baron> that's 8 paddies
41:00 <Loof_> lol
41:00 <Loof_> that's suicide
41:00 <The_Baron> then u ask for a small cup of big mac sauce
41:00 <The_Baron> and u dip that shit in after every bite
41:00 <Loof_> *drools*
42:00 <DreamSeller> <Bastardly_One> I can't climb 3 stairs without puffing
42:00 <DreamSeller> I climb your mum without puffing 
42:00 <DreamSeller> :P 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're desperate then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> even my old man won't get near that
42:00 <deadpandadolls> cause im subtly crackin onto her for some sweet ass honey
42:00 <TheRon> with bacon
42:00 <The_Baron> fucken aye bacon
42:00 <The_Baron> I haven't tried that
42:00 <deadpandadolls> she has an ass on a white girl u wana shake till dawn
42:00 <TheRon> bacon goes with anything
42:00 <The_Baron> next time I get MEGA stoned, gonna get a double pounder with cheese n bacon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
42:00 <The_Baron> with the big mac sauce on the side
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go for a walk soon
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
43:00 <Bastardly_One> give up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's embarrassing for you ... surely
43:00 <Bastardly_One> am getting hungry now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like big time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> i'll go there and order 1 of everything
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like that line in dogs in space
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 7/11 with sauce thanks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I do need to know something though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> this font ... can it be seen on a dark b/g?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> looks fine here but that means shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/50849c83-bae3-4e84-8771-55d7.jpg
44:00 <TheRon> footy show tonight
44:00 <TheRon> would you like an ambulance with that??
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if Loof eats like that
44:00 <deadpandadolls> Bastardly_One im movin to perth
44:00 <deadpandadolls> uno why ;)
44:00 <deadpandadolls> lmao jokes :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I better inform Ballarat
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the train station refreshment room
44:00 <Bastardly_One> will sell out 20 secs after he gets off the train
44:00 <The_Baron> lol
44:00 <TheRon> who is moving to perth and why do we care?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so Loof
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wed or thurs arvo
45:00 <deadpandadolls> asked my x out
45:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I better not miss class on tues afternoon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> even though we do fuck all
46:00 <faux> WHERE IS COULEURS FUCK
47:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> what style of school uniform u wear, Bastardly_One 
47:00 <TheRon> cheese and bacon shapes anyone?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh HI
47:00 <Bastardly_One> forks
47:00 <The_Baron> JUST PRESS CAPSLOCK 2 MORE TIMES AND HE MIGHT APPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZhtRhzwkw
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bug and Flowdan - Jah War - 06 (Aug 17, 2008) 3:01 - Category: Music - 137,470 views - 355 likes (97.5%), 9 dislikes (2.5%)
47:00 <faux> hi
47:00 <The_Baron> http://9gag.tv/p/5waaZ/watch-20-strangers-give-each-other-handjobs-for-the-first-time-first-kiss-parody
47:00 <The_Baron> gonna put this up again
47:00 <TheRon> i hear if you say couleurs 3 times into a mirror she will appear
48:00 <Bastardly_One> only makes sense if you've seen the original
48:00 <faux> lol @ she
48:00 <TheRon> i dunno could be
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the sound effects one
49:00 <simba> and we'll never be Royals
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so how goes ethnic smurf?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the smurf village still going alright?
49:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> http://9gag.tv/p/K3OOx/hottest-workout-ever-malena-morgan-nsfw
49:00 <faux> ok
49:00 <faux> anyway i got shit to do
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not been home for a while ... is Papa Smurf made at me?
49:00 <faux> adios
49:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww
49:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya
50:00 <TheRon> bye
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof wonders why he gets chest pains
50:00 <Bastardly_One> far out ...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and you wonder why you get chest pains Loof
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still thinking about your 3904382904238932082390 burgers for the day
51:00 <simb\a> nice thanx 4 the reminder
51:00 <simb\a> i missed last weeks
51:00 <simb\a> PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870 PAFC 1870
51:00 <simb\a> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <TheRon> 420?
51:00 <BlackDevil> Austin police say 2 people dead, multiple people injured after car reportedly plows into crowd near
51:00 <simb\a> missed that 1 today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Port ... scumbags of the SA league
51:00 <TheRon> that could kill you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> having said that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get a couple of HJ bbq cheeseburgers
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're on a real winner with the bbq sauce idea
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like collingwood
52:00 <Bastardly_One> scum
52:00 <simb\a> ur scum m8
52:00 <TheRon> essendon are scum
52:00 <DreamSeller> I found what Bastardly_One will be wearing at his party of one 
52:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1380314_369285583209457_1782578434_n.jpg
52:00 <Bastardly_One> CFC
52:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394686263285.gif
52:00 <simb\a> the other SA clubs are pieces of shit
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah those are good
52:00 <The_Baron> with a frozen coke
52:00 <The_Baron> ur sorted
52:00 <Bastardly_One> defo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we were saying that last night
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know
52:00 <The_Baron> I wish I lived near stocklands now
52:00 <TheRon> get a fresh quality hamburger for your local take away, tastes so much better
52:00 <The_Baron> instead of treetops
52:00 <The_Baron> so prefer HJ
52:00 <Bastardly_One> true The_Baron
52:00 <Bastardly_One> even the hamburger cart
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that is me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you talking about?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and maurice is in trouble for handing that pic out
53:00 <TheRon> yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> might be pricey but ... worth it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not a big red meat fan
53:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like the texture
53:00 <TheRon> just give me meat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> could go to the robin hood again
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for almost the same price
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, nice arse BlackDevil
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it looks as good in colour
54:00 <Bastardly_One> black and white is flattering
54:00 <BlackDevil> im guessing not
54:00 <The_Baron> robin hood?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> get their home cook styled meals
54:00 <TheRon> pub in ballarat
54:00 <The_Baron> aahhh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a local pub
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh ... friday
54:00 <Bastardly_One> will be full of boring people
54:00 <Bastardly_One> when I say homestyle The_Baron
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I am talking
54:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> i can handle that
54:00 <TheRon> wonder if ppl just get out their own kareoke??
54:00 <Bastardly_One> your aussie grandma quality
54:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> i like boring ppl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's kind of cheap
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but alright
55:00 <The_Baron> and kind of bland
55:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> theyre easy to get on man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can be bland yeah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> depends who's cooking that night
55:00 <The_Baron> nah I just remember my first home cooked aussie meal
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's definitely pub meals
55:00 <The_Baron> I was devestated
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but very aussie home cooked
55:00 <TheRon> my thai curry was alright there
55:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> look at how hard it is for me to get along with u thrilling ppl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> probably do better at home cash wise
55:00 <The_Baron> the food culture hasn't gotten so much better at least
56:00 <TheRon> couldn't quite get tru it all but it was nice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you have to admit The_Baron ... might be nice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's basic stuff
56:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31/10001237_10201998783784791_1302447192_o.jpg
56:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind a bit of stodge dude
56:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon even
56:00 <The_Baron> but I really can't stand plain steak with 2 veg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck rob
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I live on peel street
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint gone one :P
56:00 <The_Baron> shouldn't have to reach for the sauce bottle with a steak dinner
56:00 <Doodle> i doubt i'd even get up your driveway
56:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> my car is like that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nice though
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <TheRon> if you like plain and tasteless come to sebas bowling club
56:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> but better
56:00 <Bastardly_One> any lower man
56:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> real dark tint
57:00 <simb\a> <PandasDontDrive> even talked to my neighbour im goin court cause i keyed his car and he's totes cool about it, ends up he isnt NEW he lived nextdoor lol known him for yrs said thats the only reason he didnt knock my teeth out cause we're mates n i didnt realise him with a hat on and i said anything u need tell me haha
57:00 <simb\a> lmbo
57:00 <simb\a> "we're mates n i didnt realise him with a hat on"
57:00 <dematerialised> that makes no sense
57:00 <BlackDevil> lol obama should deport bieber to australia
57:00 <dematerialised> did you key someones car because you're a rebel?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna scrape the road I reckon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Doodle> i will be going lower after tax time
57:00 <Doodle> ^_^
57:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
57:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> i got low suspension and low rim
57:00 <Bastardly_One> where do you plan to park?
57:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> dont like it
57:00 <TheRon> doodle, had a meal at the bowling club??
57:00 <Doodle> on the street
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nowhere in this city I gather
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah was gonna say
57:00 <Doodle> yeah but not for ages TheRon
57:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> so annoying to go over ditches and speed humps
57:00 <Lumeah> hello 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sebas one?
57:00 <Doodle> speed humps are no problem
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ash is all too tired go fringe now
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n im all dressed lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you people
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> jono
58:00 <Bastardly_One> make me feel well adjusted
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> get your metal ass into gear go to town
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see a movie
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, you sit on my lap bro, well adjusted ;)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are suddenly friends again?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> he hates me
58:00 <The_Baron> http://c3.likes-media.com/img/37103c5564e86d73684c0eea484ff2bb.600x.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> good quality
58:00 <Lumeah> *cought * gentlement
58:00 <TheRon> if you feel the urge to go there, goto the royal mail it's much better
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was there recently during the day
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... this is fact though
58:00 <Doodle> i dont eat out very often, only when urmum comes to visit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the mail does the best down that end
58:00 <Doodle> :D
58:00 <TheRon> if your mum has denchers
58:00 <TheRon> come to the club
58:00 <TheRon> it's mush
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bowling club
58:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <simb\a> i dont h8 m9
59:00 <simb\a> m8
59:00 <Bastardly_One> then that made no sense
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I DON'T MATE HATE!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hate would mean he cared
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> what?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> who?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> simb\a
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> coffee?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> pay attention
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaos
59:00 <simb\a> i am
59:00 <simb\a> what
59:00 <pand\dis> wot
59:00 <pand\dis> one sex
59:00 <The_Baron> you eat out senior citizens?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My teeth are fucked
59:00 <Excessive> nice car Doodle, I bet u're/u've worked ur arse off for it
59:00 <The_Baron> u must be an oyster fan
59:00 <The_Baron> :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so zagames is good for me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Doodle> something like that Excessive
59:00 <Doodle> and thx
59:00 <TheRon> zagames is awesome
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's mush too
59:00 <TheRon> no the food is a lot better 
59:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> hai Lumeah 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he said you hate him ... I suggested you'd have to care in order to hate
00:00 <simb\a> you am i and spiderbait
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
00:00 <pan\dis> look
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you two can't even follow your own shit
00:00 <pan\dis> stop crying my heart out.
00:00 <simb\a> calm down Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> NO!
00:00 <pan\dis> so anyway
00:00 <pan\dis> had ink done today
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going to bed with no dinner
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you little cunt!
00:00 <pan\dis> had purple to fade on the banners instead of brown
00:00 <pan\dis> fkn geeza went obsessive
00:00 <pan\dis> did the rose above my wrist again
00:00 <Bastardly_One> try that chain
00:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> Lumeah, jump in my car
00:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Lazy Moes
00:00 <deadpandadolls> well well well
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car (Oct 25, 2009) 2:59 - Category: Music - 460,610 views - 1,472 likes (80.6%), 354 dislikes (19.4%)
00:00 <deadpandadolls> mwahahaha
00:00 <deadpandadolls> i got charm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> opposite Ballarat High
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car.mp3 (4.1MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:28)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit ... do not eat for 2 days before going
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Bastardly_One guess which movie about hitmen im goin to watch bro :P
00:00 <TheRon> at least post ted mulry
00:00 <deadpandadolls> bet u forget, old cunt.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the plate sizes are fucking HUGE
00:00 <TheRon> hasselhoff is an insult
00:00 <Bastardly_One> carlitos way
01:00 <simb\a> i wanted a rose on my wrist 1ce
01:00 <pan\dis> n shadin over notes n shit so i threw her an extra twenny
01:00 <pan\dis> oh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so B1? How'd you spend your weekend from Thurs to Mon?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> doing fucking 68 pages of homework
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
01:00 <slinky_J> yeah u havent seen me since i was fat and an asshole irl
01:00 <slinky_J> shrug
01:00 <slinky_J> im the only dude ino with music ink
01:00 <TheRon> the seafood i had at zagames wasn't chewy and tasted fresh
01:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> way too far to walk on ur own
02:00 <Excessive> damn
02:00 <TheRon> sad but true
02:00 <Excessive> I'm down 1.5 volt DC
02:00 <slinky_J> my skin doesnt take to Red well so she put orange in aswell, on my advice haha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Guns n Gaylords - Sweet Ass O Mine
02:00 <slinky_J> only thing ive said to her b1
02:00 <slinky_J> she done
02:00 <simba> lol Bastardly_One
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder where I stole that? :P
02:00 <slinky_J> everything else i just let her do
02:00 <slinky_J> oi simba
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey what J?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't reading
02:00 <simba> that was making me laugh a lot when i said it 
02:00 <slinky_J> oh soz im all over the place man
02:00 <slinky_J> like christmas morning
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you got lucky :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... you'd not of been tight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and ordered old people food
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and get away with it
02:00 <TheRon> there was duck for $32
03:00 <slinky_J> having ink done lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah I coughed reading it
03:00 <slinky_J> think ima go town palace cinemas n see movie
03:00 <slinky_J> just waitin to pay rent
03:00 <slinky_J> now ashlee ditched cause she tired from work
03:00 <simba> n e 1 in sydney Excessive r u in sydney
03:00 <Excessive> ye I'm in sydney
03:00 <TheRon> some shitty blockbuster movie??
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm tempted each time I go there
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I must go at busy times or something
03:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken schnitzel that has been deep fried and dry as fuck
03:00 <The_Baron> like most pub snitzels
03:00 <TheRon> yes!
03:00 <Q{{man_seduces_lads> i acquired taste for crispy roast ducks now
04:00 <simba> did u hear about this it would be awesome http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?572330
04:00 <Excessive> wat abt it?
04:00 <slinky_J> oi simba u still in nth adels?
04:00 <slinky_J> just askin
04:00 <simba> only 20 bux for dat
04:00 <simba> yes
04:00 <TheRon> anybody in melbourne from melbourne??
04:00 <slinky_J> is picadilly cheap?
04:00 <simba> no its like 18 bux for an adult movie ticket now... 
04:00 <Excessive> oi I hate dubstep
04:00 <Excessive> oh*
04:00 <slinky_J> fuck!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one that comes to mind
04:00 <Bastardly_One> is the atlantic
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and who
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuck
04:00 <Bastardly_One> puts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gravy on a chicken schitz
04:00 <The_Baron> every place I've had an awesome pub meal, eventually the kitchen changed hands and it was never the same again
04:00 <TheRon> i return those
04:00 <Bastardly_One> as you should IMO
04:00 <The_Baron> could never find a truly consistent pub bistro
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the one down the road is ... the robin hood
04:00 <The_Baron> gravy on snitzel
04:00 <The_Baron> get fucked!
05:00 <Excessive> and club 77 is a hole
05:00 <simba> its still a grand cinema tho
05:00 <slinky_J> word
05:00 <slinky_J> the staircase
05:00 <Excessive> fckn small and hot in there
05:00 <simba> i saw pin up girls like 2 go there to do photoshoots
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you want me, you know I want you ... because you like musicans and I like people with boobs
05:00 <simba> cos it so 50s
05:00 <slinky_J> lol!
05:00 <slinky_J> yer
05:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:00 <slinky_J> thass dope i wanna see pics!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dubstep ... what's that to do with anything?
05:00 <slinky_J> meh ima go inna town skinnies n some shit on n see a movie, fk fringe
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wub wub wub wub wub BEEP BEEP Wah wah wah WOOP!
05:00 <TheRon> pub gravy's are always gravox
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just ... normal quality
05:00 <TheRon> gravox is just shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing you can not do at home at that place
05:00 <The_Baron> best pub meal I ever had was at the Lawson Motel
05:00 <The_Baron> when it was run by this really anally retentive czech guy
05:00 <The_Baron> every thing on the menu for about 3 years was epic good
06:00 <TheRon> me and julio down at the schoolyard
06:00 <Lumeah> helllooo people
06:00 <simba> that link i linked 2 is coki a classic dub head
06:00 <TheRon> hello
06:00 <TheRon> jerry, hellloooooo
06:00 <The_Baron> at excellent prices
06:00 <The_Baron> but he got too into the cocaine
06:00 <The_Baron> and fucked it all up
06:00 <TheRon> b1 whats black hill like now?
07:00 <simba> TheRon stole my marble rye
07:00 <slinky_J> pm!
07:00 <TheRon> silly old bag
07:00 <Bastardly_One> still not got there yet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only up the hill ffs
07:00 <TheRon> the north brittain has good meals
08:00 <Lumeah> whats a marble rhy
08:00 <Lumeah> *rye
08:00 <TheRon> a loaf of bread
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about the actual event though
08:00 <TheRon> george likes spicy chicken
08:00 <Lumeah> ah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> this is true
08:00 <The_Baron> aah fuck so hungry now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... majorly
08:00 <Bastardly_One> enough to eat 4 hrs early
09:00 <TheRon> simba's a commie and he's spreading propaganda!!
09:00 <TheRon> hungry enough to eat a horse?
09:00 <birdbutts> bip
09:00 <birdbutts> bip bip
09:00 <The_Baron> <TheRon> hungry enough to eat a horse out?
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <TheRon> birdbutts is the word
09:00 <The_Baron> fuckin ballarat
09:00 <The_Baron> anyway
09:00 <birdbutts> thanks
09:00 <The_Baron> I gots to do some shopping
10:00 <slinky_J> Sometimes
10:00 <slinky_J> i see lume
10:00 <slinky_J> and think
10:00 <slinky_J> dayum
10:00 <slinky_J> curl her hair any day ;(
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <DreamSeller> MADDDDNESSSSS 
10:00 <slinky_J> lmao
10:00 <slinky_J> THIS
10:00 <slinky_J> IS
10:00 <slinky_J> I R C !
10:00 <Lumeah> hey pandy :
10:00 <Lumeah> :)
10:00 <The_Baron> l8r all
10:00 <simba> peace
10:00 <simba> i am shoppin 4 buds in an hour
10:00 <simba> thanx 4 reading
10:00 <Bastardly_One> man ....
10:00 <TheRon> somebody take this box of shapes away
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could decide what I want to eat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> am starving now
11:00 <slinky_J> THERE'S OOMPA LOOMPAS DOWN THERE CUNT!
11:00 <simba> is that nudie novak the dreamseller
11:00 <slinky_J> >:)
11:00 <slinky_J> hi lume
11:00 <slinky_J> i got my tat finished n touch up on another one :P
11:00 <DreamSeller> hahah simba 
11:00 <DreamSeller> finally someone got it 
11:00 <slinky_J> so this rose is sooo red n nice bitta orange innit :p
11:00 <simba> seeing that name made me look him up see how hes doing in 2014
11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlh7vaVyvZA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madness - Madness (Jul 22, 2013) 2:26 - Category: Music - 2,475 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1899903_10201095338420228_279595153_n.jpg
11:00 <simba> pad thai
11:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy 
11:00 <simba> r u into asian foods
11:00 <TheRon> quality food
11:00 <Lumeah> hi simba 
11:00 <simba> hi 
11:00 <Lumeah> hi pieter 
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I could simba but nuh
11:00 <simba> sif im in with panda and pieter
11:00 <Lumeah> your grose 
11:00 <TheRon> listening to paul kelly, how aussie am i
11:00 <simba> get some thai delivered
11:00 <simba> and smoke weed about it with the delivery boy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no delivery
11:00 <simba> ~LeTs SmOkE AbOut It~
11:00 <birdbutts> im not afraid
12:00 <DreamSeller> yeag> 
12:00 <DreamSeller> yeah*
12:00 <Lumeah> cool Pandy :) 
12:00 <Excessive> that's the thing all wired up, but I'm down 1.5 volts DC on the 5 volt supply, so I need to send it back for em to add some more turns
12:00 <TwEEk> yo!
12:00 <Lumeah> whats that ? 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd end up having to feed the housemate
12:00 <Lumeah> "sif? 
12:00 <simba> just ask what hes allergic to and start getting that delivered
12:00 <TheRon> i'm aussie because i like footy women and beers
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> im aussie becaus ei was born in adelaide
13:00 <simba> zhe she shenme? 
13:00 <simba> ni zhidao ma?
13:00 <Excessive> data mining rig Lumeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... good idea
13:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
13:00 <TheRon> thats a whole other country
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do the old chicken and chips
13:00 <Bastardly_One> best chicken shop close by
13:00 <TheRon> roast chicken none of that southern fried crap
14:00 <Rak> pfffft it's a porn server
14:00 <simba> me in 2005 https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/q74/s720x720/1978847_10153931151445584_1917434082_n.jpg
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <Lumeah> is a pawn server lol.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
14:00 <TwEEk> really?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not be proud of that
14:00 <TheRon> saturday in the park
14:00 <TheRon> i think it was the 4th of july
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking Rippa
14:00 <Bastardly_One> in eastwood plaza
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... real chicken
14:00 <Excessive> opporto is orraite
14:00 <Excessive> or nandos
15:00 <simba> no i never fell for the used
15:00 <Excessive> oh miiiiiiiiiiite those tight jeans
15:00 <TheRon> have you had a meal at the bridge hotel?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah nandos is an option too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is everything closes early in this city unless a big change
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sure have
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or freight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever ya wanna call it
16:00 <TwEEk> "those are skin tight baby, how do you get into those?"
16:00 <birdbutts> i can kinda breathe
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not as good as you'd expect IMO
16:00 <birdbutts> sometimes
16:00 <birdbutts> but not right now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> with the lube
17:00 <Bastardly_One> of his bf's sperm
17:00 <Excessive> and that haircut ........... looks like Zorg from that wat's it called movie
17:00 <Rak> fifth element
17:00 <simba> fucken tips have 2 be in tonight 4 all u tippas
17:00 <TheRon> who's playing this weekend??
17:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
18:00 <simba> ur mom vs ur dad xD
18:00 <simba> freo stinkwood 2 moro
18:00 <TheRon> indeed we never will
18:00 <Rak> i've tipped his mom
18:00 <TheRon> col vs freo?
18:00 <TheRon> go freo
18:00 <TheRon> i just hate collingwood more
18:00 <TheRon> gws vs syd, swans easy
18:00 <TheRon> bird bird bird bird is the word
19:00 <simba> gws syd round 1 is good 
19:00 <TheRon> gold coast v rich, gold coast for the win
19:00 <simba>  YEA
19:00 <simba> st kilda melbourne is a funny 1
19:00 <TheRon> carlton v port, carlton for the win there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
20:00 <TheRon> no offence but i think carlton will win that one
20:00 <TheRon> geelong vs adel, geelong easy
20:00 <simba> none taken
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we will
20:00 <simba> port by 25
20:00 <simba> bigger fish 2 fry then carltank this year!!!!!!
20:00 <TheRon> north vs essendon, tough one, depends which north turns up, so i tip essendon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... you haven't worked out what Malthouse is gonna do with Daisy
20:00 <simba> we r going 4 the geelong scalp at home
20:00 <TheRon> what does the eastern station do now??
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> too boutique for me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of his nab cup experiments
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll win for sure
21:00 <simba> u rnt gonna know what hit u m8
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not by much but we will
21:00 <TheRon> hawks v bris, hawks easily
21:00 <simba> i tip dogs v eagles in perth
21:00 <TheRon> saints v melb, i tip the dees, but could go either way
21:00 <DreamSeller> saints
21:00 <TheRon> i miss the topless barmaids
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the stories about that place were all true for sure
21:00 <TheRon> well, yeah!!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> some of them I witnessed first hand
21:00 <Pieter> Hey Lumeah :)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> before my years of escape
22:00 <TheRon> yeah dogs
22:00 <TheRon> dogs have a good history at subiaco
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we like that straight long field too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more a track and field stadium ... so square
22:00 <Pieter> *nibble*
22:00 <Lumeah> hey Pietes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> only been back ... ummmm
22:00 <Pieter> *flick*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 yrs I think
22:00 <Pieter> Hi !
22:00 <Lumeah> *kick*
22:00 <Pieter> Wanna be? Come over =p
22:00 <Lumeah> :P
22:00 <Lumeah> where ya live?
22:00 <TheRon> lumeah any good food where you are?>
23:00 <TheRon> does that help with ppl's tipping??
23:00 <Bastardly_One> then I guess malthouse would know that ground back to front
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I say West Coast for that
23:00 <simba> north essendon is maybe the tuffest
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got Nth
23:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu about food
23:00 <TheRon> my bad
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to decide before I leave the house
23:00 <Lumeah> yeah ther a few good places depens what ya after
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or it's going to be random and I'll wish I had something else
23:00 <TheRon> thai?
23:00 <Lumeah> yeah there are afew cool thai places
24:00 <TheRon> simba, do you have to put in all of round 1's tips or wait till wed to do the other 4??
24:00 <simba> all of round 1 now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you have a tip thingo going?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> of your own?
24:00 <simba> im just on a forum
24:00 <Bastardly_One> My other chat does too ... yahell one
24:00 <TheRon> nth can beat anybody, just depends if they are switched on
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I usually win it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> Parents overdosed on heroin at McDonald's http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/03/13/parents-overdosed-heroin-mcdonalds-play-area/6367839/
24:00 <Kynetic> fucken junkies ay
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently
25:00 <simba> i came third in the work comp once and got some money and chocolates then the next year i came second to last cos i stopped half way thru and got the dunce prize which was like the same thing
25:00 <simba> it owned
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they gave us a real fucking run for our money at eureka
25:00 <TheRon> essendon's forward line is fucked
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so I pick Nth
25:00 <TheRon> no gumby, no crameri, hurley is useless
25:00 <simba> couleurs ill do ur work tips for u and we can split the winnings in septemberok
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
25:00 <TheRon> pieter?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> happens here too on a reg basis I bet
25:00 <TheRon> low blow, my bad!
25:00 <Pieter> Not at all TheRon
26:00 <couleurs> ok
26:00 <TheRon> just pick the melbourne storm every week, you can't go wrong
26:00 <simba>  what about steinberg that big pony looking motherfucker
26:00 <simba> hes not good enough yet is he
26:00 <TheRon> 1 hr till the footy
27:00 <TheRon> who?
27:00 <Excessive> mmmmm, munchin on tzatziki ........ fckn mad shit this stuff
27:00 <simba> he still young 
27:00 <simba> 1 of their untried forwards
27:00 <Lumeah> eww
27:00 <TheRon> eww?
27:00 <Lumeah> dun like fotty
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <birdbutts> teh
27:00 <Lumeah> dun like footy
28:00 <TheRon> if he is kiwi or tongan or something, he'll be built like a brick shithouse
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they're picking up someone from Manly too
28:00 <TheRon> it's ok we expect that of women
28:00 <TheRon> men on the other hand.....
29:00 <TheRon> i forget if the storm really lost anyone over the summer
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that Bellamy is the Malthouse of NRL
29:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone wants to play under him
29:00 <TheRon> storm got george rose
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's him
29:00 <TheRon> lets just say he likes lots of pies
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was listening to it in someone's car this morning ... had to go on a book buying mission for class
29:00 <Serenity> who the hell thinks shit.. im gonna go to maccas for a hit
29:00 <Lumeah> can't all the fellas just like music like normal people 
29:00 <TheRon> collingwood supporters
29:00 <Serenity> lol touche TheRon
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ collingwood supporters
29:00 <Lumeah> play a instrument or sometihng lol 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably scored there
29:00 <Pieter> Dun worry Lumeah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's a big boy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> i'm a parra supporter
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't talk NRL
30:00 <TheRon> poor bastard
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we play so others can win
30:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> only bad team I support
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <simba> carn the Eels mate
30:00 <Bastardly_One> stop mocking me!
30:00 <Pieter> Im not a dport wtching person either
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter's probably nodded off in McDs heaps
30:00 <Serenity> he prefers to watch babies crawling over ceilings
30:00 <Excessive> wat kindah music Lumeah?
31:00 <TheRon> have you guys got rid of hayne yet??
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old enough to remember the glory days
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think so ... we're fucked beyond repair IMO
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just pretend the last 20 yrs haven't happened
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and start again
31:00 <Lumeah> most types 
31:00 <TheRon> talking heads?
31:00 <Lumeah> depens on my mood
31:00 <Excessive> like?
31:00 <Excessive> care to show me somethin u like?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I should just expect us to lose
32:00 <TheRon> you guys should do a pacific recruiting drive, get some tongans or samoans or fijians for your forward pack
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so we actually win a game
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I barrack for my teams the worse they play
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah defo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not cashed up like the 80s either though
32:00 <TheRon> girls just wanna have fun?
32:00 <Lumeah> lol
32:00 <Pieter> Lumeah: Can you work out what my mood is aat ?
32:00 <TheRon> coimg down?
32:00 <Pieter> Whaa ?
32:00 <Pieter> Ya do know that a come down doesnt occur with MA?
32:00 <deadpandadolls> Hey Pieter maann u got tha code?
32:00 <deadpandadolls> :(
32:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
33:00 <simba> b1 have you ever seen the IGN tag on gta
33:00 <simba> r those actual IGN dudes
33:00 <Pieter> Ffs , i already went thoruhg 1 pile, yet to go through the other , right now getting laid after getting my 90 min massage is all that matters right now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the biggest crew on there
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
34:00 <TheRon> just make sure she agrees to have sex with you
34:00 <Serenity> code for he hasnt got one yoshi
35:00 <slinky_J> haha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like 3000 plus members
35:00 <slinky_J> ppl r great
35:00 <slinky_J> ILL COME
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a crew
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but what's the point?
35:00 <slinky_J> "dont know you, fuck off."
35:00 <simba> oic
35:00 <slinky_J> oic
35:00 <simba> yea idk what is the point
35:00 <slinky_J> pcp
35:00 <slinky_J> odd
35:00 <slinky_J> yo you know me!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I started it for you, B^M and thought we might recruit
35:00 <slinky_J> OH
35:00 <simba> i did a mission with him for lvl 75 and up and got 18k 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but you two didn't have the enthusiasm I did
35:00 <Excessive> make a vid Pieter and then we at least can't say that u're full of iy
35:00 <deadpandadolls> oh sorry man
35:00 <Excessive> it*
35:00 <Pieter> They cant expect to gimme a deep tissue massage with 3 extras worth $30 , I got a fuckload of tension to fuck off , feels as if the damn bimbo was doing this purposely , she loves seeing me getting worked up cos she assumes its the only time id go psychotic and lose mahself , exactly what she enjoys .... yeapp, fucking conspiracies
35:00 <deadpandadolls> didnt mean to piss ya off
35:00 <Pieter> I could do that but what would i be proving ?
35:00 <CannibalClown> what the fuck is this methhead on about
36:00 <simba> oh
36:00 <slinky_J> oi simba
36:00 <slinky_J> uno that walk
36:00 <simba> we should all join it 
36:00 <slinky_J> ..
36:00 <simba> only if its called IRC crew
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yah well, you'd go alright with me ... I'm 53
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or 54
36:00 <slinky_J> for green that time
36:00 <slinky_J> that guy still there?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I'll go to my rockstar page and find out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but I need a pee too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... give me a sec
36:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One stop trying to get simba five years older!
36:00 <slinky_J> ;)
36:00 <deadpandadolls> methhead
36:00 <deadpandadolls> look at you
36:00 <deadpandadolls> nah dont
36:00 <deadpandadolls> might die of fright
36:00 <deadpandadolls> ugly stupid cunt
36:00 <Pieter> Im on ya bi-polar mother 
36:00 <Pieter> Slag is flippin ouyt cos i wont give her any more gear
36:00 <Pieter> Freekin crackers
37:00 <TheRon> why do i get the feeling smoking weed ages people?
37:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1780841_696311110411586_709090625_n.jpg
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some gay name
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Casual Gaming Crew
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll find out
37:00 <TheRon> b1 did you goto east to play bowls??
38:00 <simba> my social club things been up since 2008.... wtf
38:00 <simba> why would i have signed up for it back then
38:00 <birdbutts> `seen doctor
38:00 <prowl> birdbutts, if you can't see doctor here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
39:00 <TheRon> simba you playing bowls next summer??
39:00 <simba> i might have 2
39:00 <simba> my knees are kinda F***D
39:00 <TheRon> season starts straight after the footy
39:00 <simba> i want 2 play soccer again but my knees are retarded
39:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> <--- Exactly the result you could ever gotten in response , your repeatative comments are exactly that , REPEATS , sdtart (R)'ing ya one liners or somethin cos yeh every time i read ya comments , they end up being errrrrr , predictable, errrrrr , this guy should write for hallmark
39:00 <doctor> hello birdbutts
39:00 <CannibalClown> and yet everytime you bite
39:00 <CannibalClown> still effective
39:00 <birdbutts> hi
39:00 <birdbutts> doctor
40:00 <TheRon> bowls would be perfect, you can get a stick to balance you so you don't have to use the knees so much
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was called
40:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> Hehehe birdbutts is blind , used his taptaptap stick to smack epeple in their legs to cripple em n gain first chair on public transport , thats the cool side of blind :p
40:00 <birdbutts> sorry
40:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals...
41:00 <simba> id be the first man 2 smoke bowls before bowls
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Casual Gamers Crew
41:00 <TheRon> all good
41:00 <TheRon> i have 2 or 3 schooners before a game
41:00 <simba> i wonder if people drink whilst bowling
41:00 <Shadowgate> birdbutts is funny lol
41:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> Yes CannibalClown , your interpretation is 'bite'whilst my interpretation is ............ non existant , watching ya hope and hold onto something that is so 2011  2012 , *smacks ya ontop of the head like a portable cd player that skips*
42:00 <simba> like ten pin
42:00 <TheRon> i do
42:00 <TheRon> and you get a feed half way thru
42:00 <simba> i cant find Casual gamers crew on teh social clube
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I must of deleted it again
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in my feed
42:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> <--- im a biter too
42:00 <birdbutts> thats a myth
42:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> Im gonna call me bitey
42:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> See i thought reality as a myth , maybe i should listen to everyone and stop smoiking
42:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> *nod*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 crew invites
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and 47 friend requests
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you all
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *mass delete*
43:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> Unil then , im gonna play this for all its worth , time to get a cask of midori
43:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> IM A TRUE PISSHEAD
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the lone wolf ... and I will be your friend, kill you, steal your money
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and ride off on my motorbike laughing
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
45:00 <slinky_J> [18:08] <simba> my social club of Picards thing's been like up/down since 1904.... wtf
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I should accept this one
45:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of of got this after a diss session on mic
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/trooleros
45:00 <slinky_J> fkn man i wanna pay rent already
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a troll crew
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <slinky_J> not like i got my licence go out, put rubber bands on my screws and skate to town.
46:00 <slinky_J> B1
46:00 <slinky_J> I want to pm u later tonite
46:00 <DreamSeller> re0w
46:00 <slinky_J> need chat u man.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
46:00 <Serenity> yayy Skirmish someone normal
46:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uEBuqkkQRk
46:00 <Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap> Can i bow or somethin ?
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle Music Video (Apr 15, 2011) 3:45 - Category: Music - 2,231,206 views - 9,586 likes (98%), 200 dislikes (2%)
46:00 <Q{{hottiesDelight> http://9gag.tv/p/5DbNj/this-70-year-old-bodybuilder-s-story-will-inspire-or-shame-all-men
46:00 <Skirmish> *flex* How are you darling? 
46:00 <Serenity> im great
46:00 <Serenity> you?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll start charging for therapy sessions soon
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright
47:00 <slinky_J> cool
47:00 <slinky_J> I'll put my skates on.
47:00 <TheRon> i know i can hunt, i know you can hunt, but can mike hunt?
47:00 <Skirmish> Just setting up at work. Different place tonight. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> got a text reply saying yes yes yes!
49:00 <TheRon> b1 you are so funny!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> me : who do you think you are? Daniel Bryant?
49:00 <TheRon> no no no!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> reply: huh?
49:00 <Skirmish> Ok. Should be all good now. 
50:00 <Lumeah> Skirmish
50:00 <Skirmish> First night shift with the macbook.  Should be an experience. 
50:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p3j2NYZ8FKs
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Apr 22, 2009) 3:56 - Category: Music - 13,805,059 views - 52,069 likes (98.2%), 933 dislikes (1.8%)
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Yes Lumeah? 
51:00 <DreamSeller> ~tumbleweeds~
51:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she got it in the end
51:00 <TheRon> i bet she did
51:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love a hot wench, that's into games
51:00 <Lumeah> lol @ textual
51:00 <Skirmish> It's the app I am using. 
51:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=690450671018133
51:00 <Lumeah> ahh i was reading it as,. sexual textual.. lol
51:00 <Serenity> ...
51:00 <kattt> the east 17 version of that song is better
51:00 <TheRon> is not
52:00 <Bastardly_One> WWE ... boxing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> UFC
52:00 <TheRon> beer wenches are awesome
52:00 <Bastardly_One> violence in general
52:00 <TheRon> the wenches in the german get up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's turned into catchphrases
52:00 <Bastardly_One> from yes yes yes/no no no
52:00 <Skirmish> I think you just need to get some Lumeah.
52:00 <Lumeah> OMG
52:00 <Lumeah> do i ? 
52:00 <TheRon> skirmish plz, you can talk
52:00 <kattt> is too
52:00 <Skirmish> TheRon?
52:00 <Serenity> thought pieter is poking her fish pudding
52:00 <Lumeah> get some what ? 
52:00 <kattt> omg Serenity im going to be sick
52:00 <Skirmish> I get plenty. 
53:00 <TheRon> burgo's catchphrase
53:00 <simba> GAMER BITCH sent out JYNX
53:00 <Bastardly_One> to ... well, the tag team champions of thw woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorld
53:00 <simba> JYNX used LOVELY KISS
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what's next
53:00 <simba> i mite do some gta now
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this is sad ... i think the wasp sting has affected her mind
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck you ... I keep getting texted
53:00 <TheRon> it's time once again for everybody to climb aboard the HOOOOOOOO!!!! TRAIN!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I will later but you won't wanna
53:00 <Serenity> what?
53:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is boofing Lumeah?  She's got hep for sure now. 
53:00 <TheRon> yet you come on here and pick on lumeah?
53:00 <Lumeah> you seid get some 
53:00 <kattt> the video
53:00 <Lumeah> he isn't
53:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah kattt
53:00 <Serenity> is foul
53:00 <Serenity> its*
53:00 <TheRon> east 17, it's alright??
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
54:00 <simba> do it now
54:00 <simba> like bjork said
54:00 <simba> do it..... now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll just think I got distracted
54:00 <Bastardly_One> am thinking about it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <TheRon> helloooooo ladies!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the aussie kids shit me though
54:00 <TheRon> it's really alright
54:00 <kattt> west end girls
54:00 <kattt> they do a cover of it
54:00 <TheRon> i know
54:00 <TheRon> pet shop boys is better
54:00 <Skirmish> TheRon has East 17 posters all over the walls in his bedroom
54:00 <kattt> no way i LOVE east 17 haha
54:00 <Lumeah> Penis vidoes at work. 
55:00 <simba> http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee414/Waewick/Mobile%20Uploads/20140312_105039_zpsolydlr17.jpg i like how big the hill is itll be able to hold 3500 people
55:00 <simba> that is a Lot
55:00 <TheRon> today tonight is gone, how long till aca is gone too??
55:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P9mwELXPGbA
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head (HQ Audio) (Jul 16, 2008) 3:56 - Category: Music - 13,535,875 views - 45,564 likes (98.7%), 591 dislikes (1.3%)
55:00 <Serenity> i wont a cd at a blue light disco when i was like 7
55:00 <Serenity> won*
55:00 <Serenity> it was east 17
55:00 <Skirmish> You are reminding me more and more of Princesswarrior every day Lumeah. We will reach a point where I can no longer be civil to you.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not soon enough
56:00 <TheRon> the chaser will run out of material
56:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYkao-LbEc
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Jul 1, 2012) 6:10 - Category: Music - 713 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <Lumeah> umm i don't talk to you .. explains alot.
56:00 <TheRon> why pick on lumeah, she's so harmless
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true ... true
57:00 <kattt> i would have been so excited if i won an east 17 cd
57:00 <Skirmish> Get in there TheRon! Maybe she will be easier to deal with after you've given her cervix a bashing. 
57:00 <TheRon> did you really like the guy in the big stupid hat?
58:00 <TheRon> only so many lazy dole bludger stories you can do
58:00 <kattt> hahah he was so sexy
58:00 <kattt> i need to see what he looks like these days
58:00 <TheRon> he looks like baldrick off blackadder
58:00 <Kynetic> hot
59:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
59:00 <slinky_J> posesive girl just came around
59:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
59:00 <slinky_J> anyone asks, im gay :)
59:00 <Lumeah> lol 
59:00 <Shadowgate> kattt is adorable aww
00:00 <DreamSeller> we know 
00:00 <Excessive> fckn luuuuuuuuuuuurve silicone ............. fckn glue anythin with this shit
00:00 <TheRon> funny?
00:00 <kattt> hes still got it
00:00 <Shadowgate> aww kattt
00:00 <kattt> its cute that i like east 17?
00:00 <kattt> i normally get a very different reaction
00:00 <TheRon> like WTF! ?
00:00 <kattt> hahah exactly
01:00 <TheRon> do you think the chaser portraying chris kenny as a dog fucker is slander
01:00 <DreamSeller> yu[
01:00 <DreamSeller> yup
01:00 <TheRon> how come
01:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it is
01:00 <kattt> sometimes at parties when its time to kick everyone out, i'll play east 17
01:00 <TheRon> at parties i've been known to chuck on boyz 2 men songs
01:00 <Kynetic> i bet you get all the girls
01:00 <kattt> oh and i bet everone gets into it
01:00 <kattt> haha
01:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:00 <TheRon> it's in poor taste it's not slander though
02:00 <TheRon> everybody can see it's a joke
02:00 <DreamSeller> it's still slander 
02:00 <DreamSeller> joke or no joke 
02:00 <TheRon> is not
02:00 <slinky_J> fk im fucken stoned
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:00 <kattt> people love that shit
02:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
02:00 <Skirmish> Wow I think I have a boyz II men cd at home.
02:00 <TheRon> that and chicago
02:00 <kattt> and fucking old red hot chilli peppers
02:00 <TheRon> give it away now
03:00 <slinky_J> n my mum comes around
03:00 <slinky_J> fkn 
03:00 <Serenity> well did he fuck a dog? if he didnt then its slander
03:00 <TheRon> like she hasn't seen you stoned before
03:00 <slinky_J> bbs taxin a lift off her to town hahahahaaaaaaaasiohdauios
03:00 <TheRon> ppl should lighten up
03:00 <Serenity> whether or not people should lighten up is irrelevant
03:00 <kattt> songs i never liked when i was younger i listen to know and get nostalgic
03:00 <kattt> like TLC
03:00 <kattt> haha
03:00 <Skirmish> When I used to DJ weddings at uni I would make sure once the ladies were getting trashed I would throw on Nutbush. Everyone loves women lined up in rows bouncing tittehs. 
03:00 <kattt> hahahaha
03:00 <TheRon> 10cc dreadlock holiday gets everybody up
03:00 <kattt> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul_hcxlA5KU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: East 17 it's alright (May 31, 2006) 4:40 - Category: Music - 7,716,082 views - 15,592 likes (97.5%), 403 dislikes (2.5%)
03:00 <kattt> that piano intro does it for me
03:00 <Skirmish> When that song came out "I see you baby" I played that and a bridesmaid danced on a table. That was nice. 
04:00 <Serenity> in a legal definition its slander
04:00 <TheRon> would a reasonable person think that he actually fucks dogs
04:00 <simba> welcome to irc Serenity
04:00 <DreamSeller> it's like people saying I am a virgin... 
04:00 <simba> :)
04:00 <Serenity> i dont even know who the fuck he is let alone what his sexual preferences are
04:00 <TheRon> my bro plays piano, he used to play the intro flat out, thats why i hate it now
04:00 <doctor> When I used to be a rock star, I got caught up into spiral of self destruction and died in a firey bus accident
04:00 <doctor> good times
04:00 <kattt> i'd probably marry your brother
04:00 <TheRon> taken sorry
04:00 <kattt> hahah doctor
04:00 <kattt> damn
05:00 <DreamSeller> that's lies and and slander 
05:00 <TheRon> today tonight reporter i think
05:00 <kattt> hahah i forgot how well they danced... hahah
05:00 <Excessive> I used to play this a lot ........ jus lurve the piano in it ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kBONajdl4g
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paragliders - Paraglide ( Humate Remix ) (Nov 19, 2011) 8:20 - Category: Music - 8,988 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <TheRon> i blame chris kenny
06:00 <TheRon> if he didn't do such shit reports for today tonight, he wouldn't have been called a dog fucker
06:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7MwgByxPs8
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chicago 17 - Hard Habit To Break (1984) (Apr 30, 2010) 4:43 - Category: Music - 263,686 views - 1,590 likes (99.1%), 15 dislikes (0.9%)
06:00 <Skirmish> If you were hot enough I'd learn piano for you kattt. Being completely honest though, once we had sex I would probably lose all interest in you and the piano. 
06:00 <kattt> damn, no i cant have piano and then have it taken away
06:00 <Ana_Ng> what a catch you are
06:00 <TheRon> peter cetera rules
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame dogs
07:00 <Serenity> anyone who takes anything chasers 'report' seriously needs help
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for being sexy
07:00 <Serenity> but non the less its still slander
07:00 <TheRon> exactly
07:00 <TheRon> it's not
07:00 <Serenity> it is. lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
07:00 <TheRon> it's not!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> by legal definition
07:00 <Serenity> the definition of slander is a false report detrimental to someones reputation
07:00 <Bastardly_One> still funny
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... slander still
07:00 <Skirmish> You'll never know Ana_Ng.
07:00 <Ana_Ng> boo fucking hoo
07:00 <kattt> yeah hes winning all the girls over
07:00 <Serenity> what about sex ON the piano
07:00 <Serenity> mmm
07:00 <kattt> that coul make it all worth it
07:00 <kattt> could*
07:00 <Skirmish> I thought women liked honesty in a guy? 
07:00 <TheRon> i can read music and play the piano one handed
07:00 <kattt> never had sex on a piano
07:00 <Serenity> im happy to not have to see you after sex
07:00 <TheRon> oh yeah i'm talented
07:00 <Serenity> stops you bugging me for it again afterwards
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a troll right?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> a troll is slander
08:00 <Serenity> 'false spoken statement'
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to give you a perspective
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or written
08:00 <TheRon> the statement has to be taken seriously
08:00 <DreamSeller> people saying Bastardly_One likes vagina.. that's slander 
08:00 <TheRon> in this case there's no way
08:00 <Serenity> no
08:00 <kattt> ohhh TheRon now we're talking
08:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity
08:00 <Skirmish> Sif ask for a second run! *turns nose up*
08:00 <kattt> lol
08:00 <TheRon> my other bro got the ear, he can't read music but can play something he hears
08:00 <kattt> TheRon, so talented you could play the east 17 intro?
09:00 <Serenity> written is libel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ah yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> my bad
09:00 <Bastardly_One> being doing that shit all day too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> proves how much I took in eh?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Serenity> its not taken seriously by you TheRon
09:00 <simba> taking something seriously is all about how u interpret it
09:00 <Serenity> you dont account for the entire population
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what simba said
09:00 <TheRon> most reasonable people i would have thought
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity is trying to get across
09:00 <TheRon> nah
09:00 <kattt> so you'll just play boyz 2 men for the ladies?
09:00 <TheRon> i could play crowdies songs on the piano though
10:00 <Serenity> but the law doesnt state most reasonable people
10:00 <Serenity> its not about what you think is reasonable
10:00 <TheRon> well it should
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but there's always unreasonable super sensitive fuckwits
10:00 <Serenity> but it doesnt
10:00 <Bastardly_One> always
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how clearly it's not serious
10:00 <Bastardly_One> someone will take it serious
10:00 <simba> some people will genuinely question whether he fucks dogs now so 
10:00 <TheRon> yeah right
10:00 <kattt> boring
10:00 <Shadowgate> kattt is so cute awww
10:00 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug her
11:00 <Serenity> if he feels it defames his name then thats all the reasonable cause you need
11:00 <Bastardly_One> seems more a female fetish actually but that's another story
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Serenity
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you asked a question
11:00 <simba> its a story... about a lovely fetish
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not what we thought
11:00 <TheRon> lokk i think it's all bs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it was funny
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but to answer your question
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it is slander
11:00 <TheRon> can we get judge judy for the trial
11:00 <Skirmish> You seem like a high maintenance girl kattt.
11:00 <kattt> yeah? cause of east 17?
11:00 <deeldose> alright
11:00 <kattt> just cause i like a bit of piano
11:00 <kattt> geese
11:00 <deeldose> its gonna be alright
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if he decided not to take it in humour
12:00 <Serenity> what you think doesnt matter tbh
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he could go to town on that alone
12:00 <TheRon> i wanna be on that jury
12:00 <Serenity> thats the beauty of law. ones personal interpretation doesnt matter
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
12:00 <simba> ^
12:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of shit too ... it's why the US is the land of the law suit
12:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8MIp2FOhc
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bon Jovi - I'll Be There For You (Jun 16, 2009) 5:51 - Category: Music - 37,006,156 views - 109,814 likes (98.3%), 1,902 dislikes (1.7%)
12:00 <TheRon> a sing a long pissed party favourite of ours
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky australia still has a sense of humour on the whole
13:00 <TheRon> this case is a waste of time
13:00 <Serenity> to you perhaps
13:00 <Crip> with artillery da da da da da
13:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Infected Mushroom need to go back to being a band IMO
13:00 <Excessive> IF is fckn commercial 
13:00 <Skirmish> My son is learning the keyboard at school and wants to play the Star Wars Darth Vader march for the mrs when she walks down the aisle.  I warned her she wouldn't find that funny like I did. 
13:00 <kattt> hahaha
13:00 <TheRon> it's been done
13:00 <Skirmish> He was going to start playing it and then pretend it was a mistake and start playing the proper tune. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> way better as a band unit
14:00 <Excessive> well, they were orraite at 1-st
14:00 <Bastardly_One> than the two of them
14:00 <Crip> I like their new track see me now
14:00 <TheRon> my theory, you put yourself in public life, you've opened yourself to riddicule
14:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I agree with Excessive here ... as just the two of them again
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they've gone commercial as
14:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter how hip they are ...
14:00 <Skirmish> He's so got my sense of humour. 
14:00 <kattt> you know what else everyone loves when they are drunk?
14:00 <Skirmish> Jung Fu Fighting.
14:00 <Excessive> this is cool ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sex5YCT__I
14:00 <kattt> that chumbuwamba song
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Piano classic house mash up by Davos (Dec 17, 2012) 7:55 - Category: Music - 319,741 views - 3,855 likes (98.9%), 43 dislikes (1.1%)
14:00 <TheRon> total eclipse of the heart?
15:00 <simba> lol TheRon
15:00 <Excessive> they did goa at 1-st and then jus ........ commercial Israly radio shit
15:00 <Serenity> You're missing the point entirely TheRon. Thats your opinion. the law doesnt agree
15:00 <Excessive> +e
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I mean ... by law
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I could even use forum posts and irc logs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to go to court ... trolling is libel
15:00 <Serenity> and in the end the tv networks will make a deal. cash will be exchanged and no one will h ear of it again
15:00 <kattt> haha they are good guesses and yes i agree
15:00 <Serenity> I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UPAGAINSDGD
15:00 <kattt> my ex boyfriend was american and he kept thinking that chumbawamba were australian
15:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:00 <Serenity> -CAPS
15:00 <Serenity> ngoisdhjg
16:00 <TheRon> forget the law, what do you think
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the point is ...
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I said
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking funny
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and get a life
16:00 <TheRon> it's hilarious
16:00 <Bastardly_One> should be embarrassed enough working on TT
16:00 <Serenity> i already told you what I think. It's slander 100%. Do I think hes a fool for taking chasers seriously? of course. but the law is the law
16:00 <Bastardly_One> to be shamed for the rest of your life
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but by law
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in the right
16:00 <TheRon> mates of mine are into nickleback and hinder
16:00 <kattt> ugh
16:00 <kattt> gross
16:00 <TheRon> i know, but drink enough and it's bearable
16:00 <TheRon> i like the odd nickleback track
17:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I think all TT reporters
17:00 <TheRon> the law is wrong
17:00 <Bastardly_One> should be mocked for eternity
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for calling themselves journalists
17:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but my opinion isn't law
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what I said right there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> libel
17:00 <Excessive> the beast of .................
17:00 <Excessive> revelation
17:00 <Excessive> bein exposed for ur watever doings
17:00 <kattt> i disagree
17:00 <kattt> Davo!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we might be right
18:00 <Excessive> etc etc
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just accept the law is the law
18:00 <simba> everyone loves the law when its on their side
18:00 <TheRon> davo is a bogan name right?
18:00 <kattt> haha yeah
18:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ErvgV4P6Fzc
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Patience (Oct 7, 2009) 6:06 - Category: Music - 44,874,756 views - 183,816 likes (98.5%), 2,887 dislikes (1.5%)
19:00 <TheRon> i can't even take sunday night seriously
19:00 <TheRon> damages i'd awrd $1
19:00 <TheRon> maybe less
19:00 <Excessive> I had to go to the other end of the world to find out how to stop one from exposin n defamating me
19:00 <TheRon> sorry i'm in a mood
19:00 <kattt> yeah you should apologise
19:00 <kattt> what are you going through a breakup or soemthing lol
19:00 <TheRon> no surely not
20:00 <Serenity> its gonna happen with a show like chasers. People have sued them in the past. its what happens when you go around pretty much talking shit about people
20:00 <Serenity> they get upset
20:00 <Serenity> welcome to life
20:00 <TheRon> chris taylor is a lwayer
20:00 <TheRon> i'm going thru a keg of beer
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how they know what they can get away with
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... am positive they knew it could go 50/50
21:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way
21:00 <TheRon> i could have posted every rose has it's thorn but i held back
21:00 <kattt> hahah good im glad
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd not of done it on a commercial network
22:00 <TheRon> anybody watch mad as hell last night
22:00 <TheRon> and what they did to tony abbott
22:00 <Excessive> no .......... I don't wannah be a fckn star in their fckn freak show ........... cause it makes em money from broadcasting rights
22:00 <TheRon> apparently tony abbott talks really slowly
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhh
23:00 <\Romeo> mmm
23:00 <simba> i think i have 2 vote on saturday 
23:00 <simba> i am gonna draw a nice pic on the sheet
23:00 <simba> of goatse
23:00 <\Romeo> hot in the city tonight
23:00 <\Romeo> hi simba
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Excessive> oh I jus saw that now .......... it's Davo82 ......... I thought u were baggin mah link
23:00 <Skirmish> POISON! 
23:00 <Skirmish> I had those guys on cassette. 
24:00 <\Romeo> so hot in the city tonight
24:00 <simba> romoeo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never saw Mad as Hell last night
24:00 <\Romeo> :)
24:00 <\Romeo> simbaaaaa
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> U all talk shit
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kthx
24:00 <Moke> can anyone here script in pearl or python
24:00 <TheRon> didnt we all
24:00 <TheRon> huh?
24:00 <Moke> i want someone ot make me a spotify now playing script
24:00 <kattt> no i as just bagging the name lol
24:00 <Moke> is a linux language
24:00 <TheRon> moke please do
24:00 <Skirmish> You want to spam the channel with what you are listening to? 
24:00 <Skirmish> PASS. 
24:00 <Moke> no wont spam
24:00 <Moke> sif do that
25:00 <\Romeo> smoking is bad mmm k
25:00 <Lumeah> it's melb lol
25:00 <simba> romeo <romeo_green> i jyst bowled 276 on wii bowling
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <simba> i was bowling that night 2 
25:00 <\Romeo> cool
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am not from melb
25:00 <\Romeo> cools
25:00 <simba> 276 is a fucked up score
25:00 <simba> i cant even crack 200
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I am not cool
25:00 <simba> 276 is like a strike every fucking turn
25:00 <\Romeo> need some more beer
25:00 <\Romeo> and cigs
25:00 <\Romeo> got no money
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> And boibs
25:00 <Moke> spam was so last century
25:00 <deeldose> my anus hurts =/
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Boobs
26:00 <\Romeo> boobs aye
26:00 <\Romeo> ;>
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif not have money
26:00 <Excessive> thought I read bulbs
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> U on the dole
26:00 <\Romeo> yeah dsp
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha ha ha
26:00 <simba> hes not even kidding
26:00 <\Romeo> i broke a light bulb by accident yesterday
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> God is everyone on irc on dsp???
26:00 <TheRon> make up your own jokes people
26:00 <kattt> ouch
27:00 <\Romeo> cleaned it all up though
27:00 <Excessive> wrong bulbs maaaaaaaaan
27:00 <Moke> DSP?
27:00 <\Romeo> psp
27:00 <\Romeo> pcp
27:00 <Moke> pussy pump pussy
27:00 <simba> pdf
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mbf
27:00 <simba> romeo_green
27:00 <\Romeo> yes yes
27:00 <kattt> what did you do deeldose?
27:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
28:00 <\Romeo> got coffee? simba,
28:00 <simba> u should buy some Lego mate
28:00 <\Romeo> i had some
28:00 <simba> i heard u wanted to get into building
28:00 <\Romeo> ok ok
28:00 <Excessive> anyways ............ I'mnah head ovah to woolies n get some stuffs ............ bbs
28:00 <simba> buy some harry potter lego
28:00 <\Romeo> mmm yep
28:00 <simba> will you buy some tomorrow
28:00 <simba> and report back to me
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb
28:00 <\Romeo> ...
28:00 <TheRon> coll or freo tonight?
28:00 <TheRon> go freo
28:00 <TheRon> i just hate collingwood so much
29:00 <simba> Sploof
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got dsp
29:00 <simba> thanx romeo
29:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153745946860627&set=vb.696620626&type=2&theater
29:00 <\Romeo> simba got any music video clips?
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif I have to log in
29:00 <\Romeo> i have bout 25
29:00 <simba> yeah ive made a few
29:00 <deeldose> did some big nasty turds
29:00 <deeldose> quite girthy =/
30:00 <\Romeo> ok ok
30:00 <\Romeo> simba are you still a smoker?
30:00 <simba> only on even days
30:00 <\Romeo> i c
30:00 <\Romeo> i wish i had a car that i could wash
30:00 <\Romeo> used to own a surfboard
30:00 <simba> just wash your dick
30:00 <kattt> i shouldnt have asked
30:00 <deeldose> well sorry u did tho lol
30:00 <deeldose> prob what it feels like to get bumjacked 
31:00 <Lumeah> you can wash mine
31:00 <\Romeo> ok ok
31:00 <simba> do you ever add whiskey to your coffee romeo?
31:00 <\Romeo> lol
31:00 <\Romeo> sure why not
31:00 <\Romeo> :P
31:00 <simba> dont lie to me
31:00 <\Romeo> do so
31:00 <kattt> hmm now you know
32:00 <\Romeo> beer tastes feral to me now
32:00 <\Romeo> i like Baileys
32:00 <\Romeo> ...
32:00 <simba> `topic hapey birth of couleurs 
32:00 <\Romeo> and kahlua
32:00 <couleurs> thank u
33:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, hippy bathday
33:00 <\Romeo> simba seen any of the twilight movies?
33:00 <\Romeo> i saw a couple
33:00 <simba> no
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> im not 13
33:00 <\Romeo> did they make a jaws 4?
33:00 <\Romeo> ok ok
33:00 <couleurs> thank u
33:00 <deeldose> u ever copped one?
33:00 <Skirmish> LOL which one of you have been doing the sexy typing with Lumeah?  I bet it's Panda! 
34:00 <simba> yea ed norton is the shark
34:00 <simba> he plays Jaws the shark
34:00 <\Romeo> ahaha
34:00 <simba> ed norton in fight shark
34:00 <\Romeo> simba have you had your pills yet today?
34:00 <Lumeah> lol 
34:00 <kattt> copped what deeldose?
34:00 <deeldose> copped a brain cell obv
34:00 <Lumeah> nice one mate serioulsy .. 
34:00 <Lumeah> not interewsted my ass
35:00 <\Romeo> i take 3 a day
35:00 <simba> i neva take pills
35:00 <\Romeo> ok ok
35:00 <\Romeo> what do you like to take?
35:00 <\Romeo> i take almost anything
35:00 <\Romeo> ...
35:00 <\Romeo> wish i could get some middies
35:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One would you play dayz?
35:00 <simba> i just smoke teh ganja
35:00 <\Romeo> and play some pool
35:00 <kattt> i know what you mean deeldose i wasnt you to ask it again
35:00 <kattt> want*
35:00 <deeldose> see above
36:00 <\Romeo> cool
36:00 <Loof> we should get it man
36:00 <\Romeo> did you sleep well last night simba?
36:00 <Loof> russian zombie apocolypse
36:00 <simba> no
36:00 <\Romeo> aww damn
36:00 <\Romeo> i slept 
36:00 <\Romeo> don't know if it was well
36:00 <\Romeo> anyway
36:00 <\Romeo> simba
36:00 <Lumeah> Mind your business Skirmish
36:00 <kattt> eh
36:00 <Skirmish> Someone in here has been doing the sexy words with Lumeah. 
36:00 <Skirmish> I reckon it was Panda. 
37:00 <\Romeo> did you get out on the weekend?
37:00 <\Romeo> Pieter!!!!
37:00 <Loof> Pootard
37:00 <\Romeo> Loof!!!!
37:00 <Pieter> Gday \Romeo
37:00 <Skirmish> The masses say it was Pieter though. 
37:00 <Lumeah> your ignored Skirmish
38:00 <\Romeo> :)
38:00 <Loof> \Romeo!!!
38:00 <Pieter> Hows life?
38:00 <\Romeo> good day to you too 
38:00 <Loof> same
38:00 <\Romeo> hoty as usual
38:00 <\Romeo> hot as usual
38:00 <\Romeo> need more cool drink aye
38:00 <Pieter> So ay 
38:00 <\Romeo> mmm yes
38:00 <\Romeo> weed fried my brain
38:00 <Skirmish> I think I may have embarrassed her. 
38:00 <deeldose> typing with caps and punctuation makes you no smarter...doubt you have ever been to a uni tbh
38:00 <deeldose> its true, eat it
39:00 <Pieter> Plane was taken and navigated safely
39:00 <\Romeo> planes are cool
39:00 <Pieter> This Malaysian flight is gonna be the pinnacle of what 911 should have provided as an event to learn from
39:00 <Bastardly_One> exacty
39:00 <Pieter> Yeah, especially the ones that have no windows :p
39:00 <Serenity> id be embarrassed too
39:00 <deeldose> remember it
39:00 <Skirmish> I've been on irc for over a decade typing like this. Started using irc after a friend at uni put me onto it. It's true. Eat it. 
39:00 <deeldose> k i will
39:00 <deeldose> just did
40:00 <Bastardly_One> a NZ oil worker
40:00 <Pieter> Oh wait, there are some that are open cockpits
40:00 <Pieter> Duhhhh me
40:00 <Bastardly_One> said he saw it go down in flames
40:00 <Bastardly_One> over Vietnam
40:00 <Skirmish> You're not the first to feel inferior because of my sentence structure and use of correct punctuation. I forgive you.
40:00 <deeldose> nah ur attitude just offends me
40:00 <deeldose> ive gotten HDs at unis b4 so suck a dick
41:00 <Pieter> Cool , no windows , yeapppp why is it no one over the years I havent heard of a single time where the pilots found emselves slowly moving towards hypothermia
41:00 <Pieter> Ya figure 10,000+ ft above sea , it would be somewhat cold
41:00 <deeldose> quick google what that is
41:00 <Skirmish> lol well done!  I am sorry you didn't get enough hugs from family about it. :( 
41:00 <Serenity> why do people get so agro about peoples grammar and punctuation
41:00 <Serenity> theyre capital letters and fullstops.. its not someone boning your mum
41:00 <Lumeah> czu there small minded assholes that find sometime little to pick on
41:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure if you googled HD you'd get something about quality of picture screen before you'd get High Distinction.  So no. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Why is lumeah sooking? 
42:00 <Lumeah> typos all day just to piss people off lol
42:00 <Skirmish> I am probably drumming up more guys keen to cybersex with her by openly making it public in channel. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Hell ... even I like to cyber *puts on my wizard hat and robe*
43:00 <CannibalClown> i'd be angry if i had Pieters cock near me too
44:00 <Serenity> well you're definitely giving them an in Skirmish
44:00 <Serenity> opening up for the pm of 'hes such a jerk im sorry'
44:00 <Skirmish> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> "He's such an asshole *I slide my hand up your leg and notice you are wearing no panties*"
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Serenity> bbs
46:00 <DreamSeller> sup Lumeah
46:00 <Lumeah> hey DreamSeller
46:00 <Lumeah> hey Loof
46:00 <Loof> hey Lumeah :)
47:00 <Loof> hows u?
47:00 <Skirmish> It was loof! NO ... it was Johninja! 
47:00 <johninja> oh hey :D
47:00 <Skirmish> IT WAS ALL OF THEM! 
47:00 <johninja> and it probably was
47:00 <Skirmish> Is it true that you and lumeah cybered John? 
47:00 <Skirmish> She said you did. 
47:00 <johninja> i won't confirm or deny anything
47:00 <faux> Hello Yes
47:00 <johninja> hey faux
47:00 <DreamSeller> NINJJAAA
47:00 <Skirmish> I bet faux has. 
47:00 <johninja> ltns
48:00 <johninja> DreamSeller
48:00 <faux> !
48:00 <faux> How you beans
48:00 <johninja> sup doods
48:00 <johninja> good
48:00 <johninja> on my way to syd
48:00 <johninja> hehe
48:00 <Skirmish> lol johninja. Did you make sure you wore your wizard hat and robe when you cybered her? Is she any good? 
48:00 <johninja> wedding tommoz
48:00 <faux> I thought we were keeping that a secret 
48:00 <faux> Ha ha
48:00 <faux> Huehue
48:00 <faux> Etc
48:00 <johninja> hueheheuaa
48:00 <Skirmish> JOHN IS GOING TO HOOK UP WITH LUMEAH WOOT WOO
48:00 <johninja> she is a level 11 wood elf 
49:00 <johninja> would tap
49:00 <Skirmish> Just make sure you don't get accused of double clicking a tampon this time dude. 
49:00 <johninja> ikr
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <faux> double clicking 
49:00 <faux> you summoned her
49:00 <johninja> just coming down from 4 tabs
49:00 <johninja> w00t
50:00 <johninja> way to mke bus trips fun
50:00 <johninja> i reccomend it
50:00 <johninja> hi couleurs
50:00 <couleurs> me 2
50:00 <faux> Omg couleurs I been looking for you
50:00 <Skirmish> LOL faux it appears I did. 
50:00 <couleurs> hi every body
50:00 <faux> I watched the to do list 
50:00 <couleurs> good?
51:00 <mandyjane> where can i stream the football online?
51:00 <Skirmish> www.buyatv.com.au
51:00 <faux> Sport lemon
51:00 <faux> Sportslemon.tv
51:00 <johninja> 8====D.com
51:00 <faux> Or sportlemon.tv
52:00 <faux> Google whicj one it is
52:00 <Skirmish> I bet Lumeah is better at cybering than mandyjane was hey John. 
52:00 <couleurs> lemanparty.orgy
52:00 <mandyjane> its not on tv in nsw till after
52:00 <mandyjane> thnx faux
52:00 <faux> Yw
52:00 <johninja> i cn't comment on opertional matters
53:00 <johninja> stupid a key
53:00 <Skirmish> My only advice ... if Lumeah drinks VB from the can ... get the FUCK out of there. 
53:00 <johninja> fair point
54:00 <Skirmish> Prepare yourself for a fanny that has never had any lawn care done too. Take some veet with you
54:00 <DreamSeller> don't talk about Maurice like that 
54:00 <Skirmish> She's as smooth as can be. 
54:00 <johninja> Maurice is a sweet sweet gal
54:00 <Skirmish> Unless that was just special for me .... 
55:00 <DreamSeller> she has dreads now 
55:00 <Maurice> I treat all my men like they're the only one
55:00 <Skirmish> I bet she'd be rocking those dreads. 
56:00 <Skirmish> It's why we all love you so Maurice.
56:00 <johninja> what has faux been up too?
56:00 <DreamSeller> being faux
57:00 <johninja> nce
58:00 <johninja> i only came online to listen to wonderwall
58:00 <johninja> who are you people?
59:00 <couleurs> just cheking my emails
59:00 <johninja> any from llinda?
00:00 <johninja> lol i knew [Maverick] <3
00:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
00:00 <couleurs> yes it says "i h8 johninja xoxo Liinda"
00:00 <johninja> wow
00:00 <johninja> that should go to junk
01:00 <couleurs> huehue
01:00 <Skirmish> I got that email too!  A picture of her topless in the bathroom was attached to mine. 
02:00 <johninja> i think she is all mad at me because i
02:00 <johninja> am not going to melbs on this tour
02:00 <Skirmish> Because you .... 
02:00 <[Maverick]> lol another sex tour 
02:00 <johninja> ;)
02:00 <johninja> is there any other kind
03:00 <faux> BEING FAUX WHAT
03:00 <johninja> not being someone else
03:00 <faux> Oh
03:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah will put out for John for sure. 
03:00 <faux> Lmao
03:00 <johninja> its a good thing (i guess)
03:00 <faux> I didn't get it
03:00 <johninja> :p
04:00 <Skirmish> John is finally going to get some irc punani. I'm cheering him on. 
05:00 <Shadowgate> SKirmish nick sounds like a helicopter stealth game
06:00 <johninja> now i ws enquiring about what you have been up too 
06:00 <johninja> moments kinda gone now though
09:00 <couleurs> brb 
09:00 <johninja> tyt
18:00 <couleurs> back!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <couleurs> what did i miss???????
18:00 <Lumeah> skirmiss missing me 
19:00 <couleurs> who cares that guys a dickhaed
19:00 <Lumeah> hi Nikky`
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah :o)
19:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <shadsam> o,o
19:00 <johninja> Nikky`!!!
20:00 <johninja> yay
20:00 <johninja> hey you
20:00 <couleurs> u
20:00 <Nikky`> johninja.. hey hon <3
20:00 <Nikky`> How are you? How was the wedding?
20:00 <johninja> on my way right now
21:00 <johninja> on d bus :p
21:00 <Nikky`> oooh
21:00 <Nikky`> I thought it was last weekend
21:00 <johninja> nooo
21:00 <johninja> 15th
21:00 <Nikky`> I see
21:00 <johninja> woops
21:00 <johninja> one of us must have messed tht up
21:00 <Nikky`> I think it was you
21:00 <johninja> how are you anyways?
21:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't be me
21:00 <Nikky`> *it
21:00 <johninja> still perfect i see
22:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, housework all done so finally in bed chillin
22:00 <Nikky`> I try
22:00 <couleurs> war on drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <johninja> aww cool
22:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1504139_519535348154787_1351952734_n.jpg
22:00 <johninja> war on gay drugs
22:00 <Nikky`> I like gay drugs
22:00 <Nikky`> Makes me happy n gay
22:00 <johninja> :D
23:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 fifa
23:00 <johninja> what shit event is couleurs gf making him go to this weekend?
23:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
23:00 <Nikky`> hey Zade :o)
24:00 <Nikky`> mardi gra
24:00 <couleurs> idk i think dinner and stuff
24:00 <Nikky`> They have a float
24:00 <johninja> ic
24:00 <johninja> is mrdi gras on?
24:00 <johninja> omg 
24:00 <couleurs> it was my bday the other day thank u every one
24:00 <johninja> wweeeeeeeeeeeeee
24:00 <Nikky`> It's already been johninja
24:00 <johninja> lol damn
25:00 <Nikky`> but i'll look at you in arseless chaps ;o)
25:00 <johninja> happy birthday cooper
25:00 <johninja> ooh
25:00 <Nikky`> Well did you tell anyone the other day couleurs? noooooooo but happy b-day
25:00 <couleurs> thank u
25:00 <johninja> `seen cooper
25:00 <prowl> johninja, cooper ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 week 3 days 9 hours 33 minutes ago (04.03. 09:51) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending some time there.
25:00 <couleurs> not really i like 2 make a fuss afterwards ok
25:00 <johninja> :(
26:00 <Floss> wow
26:00 <Floss> Nikky` and couleurs still dribbling cow shit
26:00 <shadsam> lol
26:00 <Nikky`> Yes, clearly Floss
26:00 <couleurs> who's this idiet
27:00 <Floss> all we need is maurice to bag out Pieter`Methhead`Yeeap
27:00 <Floss> and or night wouldve started
27:00 <johninja> you need to calm down lady
27:00 <shadsam> nikky whats the est for num fingers
27:00 <shadsam> best
27:00 <johninja> who is going to march in march?
28:00 <Floss> yeh
28:00 <johninja> its on sunday in syd
28:00 <Floss> i was going too.. but then they made it about fracking.. and fracking is good
28:00 <Nikky`> Just shake your hand
28:00 <shadsam> oh im in syd
28:00 <johninja> b there or b squre
28:00 <Floss> so im not going
28:00 <johninja> fracking...is?..good?
28:00 <johninja> pls explain
28:00 <Nikky`> brb
28:00 <Zade> a march is boring, need a good ole fashion riot 
29:00 <johninja> tru
29:00 <Floss> its not the fracking that has been fucking things up
29:00 <shadsam> lol zade
29:00 <Floss> its the storage of the water in shit chinese dams
29:00 <Floss> the leak last week.. had nothing to do with fracking
29:00 <Floss> they imported some shit chinese liner for the dam
29:00 <Floss> and it leaked allt he water out
29:00 <johninja> mm
29:00 <johninja> it lwys gets highjacked by someone
30:00 <johninja> looks like the abos re highjcking sydney one
30:00 <johninja> they always do
30:00 <Floss> just say sorry to them and theyll back off
30:00 <johninja> the white boriginal bleeding heart tribe
30:00 <Floss> from kikacoonalong
32:00 <simba> yessssss go freo
32:00 <simba> fuck stinkwood to hell
32:00 <johninja> OG OERF
33:00 <johninja> woops had the keybord the wrong way around
33:00 <simba> i was like are you referring to an own goal scored by some 'oerf' guy
33:00 <johninja> hehe
33:00 <johninja> Oerf Lundqwuest
33:00 <johninja> OG
33:00 <johninja> Original Gangsta
36:00 <couleurs> back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Floss> i feel sorry for afl players
39:00 <Skirmish> I feel sorry for AFL fans. 
39:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEkeptXz63A
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ETNICA - Trip Tonite (Jun 21, 2009) 9:07 - Category: Music - 89,603 views - 541 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
39:00 <couleurs> i feel
39:00 <johninja> just go for geelong
40:00 <Floss> i refuse to "go" for someone who is too dumb to finish year 10
43:00 <couleurs> k
48:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW5OZc-JvIg
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Creamer and Stephane K - I Love You (original mix) 2001 (Jul 10, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 100,055 views - 563 likes (98.8%), 7 dislikes (1.2%)
48:00 <Nikky`> back
48:00 <linying> front
48:00 <Nikky`> top
49:00 <linying> interesting
49:00 <Nikky`> I know
49:00 <linying> :)
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7H9ZSdGco
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sandman - End of the World (May 20, 2011) 0 - Category: Music - 9,611 views - 68 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvubWB11Yc
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leftfield - Phat Planet (Dave Clarke Remix) (Nov 24, 2012) 6:32 - Category: Music - 9,454 views - 164 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
01:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb9qBikEiMU
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unreal - Phenomenon (CLASSIC 1994) (May 12, 2008) 7:09 - Category: Music - 63,057 views - 267 likes (97.4%), 7 dislikes (2.6%)
03:00 <couleurs> i diden't click on any of them
03:00 <Nikky`> Saaaaaame
03:00 <Nikky`> We are rebels like that
05:00 <Nikky`> Love when you large slout me
05:00 <knives> it's an impressive specimen
05:00 <Nikky`> It sure is
06:00 <knives> mhm
06:00 <Nikky`> So how are you?
06:00 <knives> i'm great
06:00 <knives> yourself?
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too shabby
07:00 <Nikky`> glad can sleep in tomorrow tho
07:00 <knives> hectic week?
08:00 <Nikky`> yeah..go back to hectic Mon :o(
08:00 <Nikky`> Might call in sick tues
08:00 <Nikky`> hehe
08:00 <Nikky`> 23 more working days till easter
09:00 <Nikky`> Not that i'm counting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> is that all?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's half way through 1st semester then
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if we'll do anything by then
09:00 <knives> that sucks
09:00 <knives> i'd swap jobs, but.. i love mine
10:00 <Nikky`> Nah mine is good, just end of FBT year so full on
10:00 <Nikky`> Every year I go, won't do another one
10:00 <knives> fair enough
10:00 <Nikky`> 8 years later
10:00 <knives> come to my work instead
10:00 <knives> there's puppies
10:00 <Nikky`> What do you do?
10:00 <Nikky`> I like puppies
10:00 <Zade> i got 10 days off over easter
10:00 <knives> i work at a dog refuge
11:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cT4UjeppY
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GOAHEAD - Free Beach (Anjuna Mix) (Apr 2, 2010) 5:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,906 views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Nikky`> I have 4 day weekend the following
11:00 <Nikky`> aaah
11:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't do it knives
11:00 <Nikky`> I'd want to take them all
11:00 <knives> why not?
11:00 <knives> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome
11:00 <knives> i know how that is
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a gayhound trainer
11:00 <knives> there's one there atm called Dudley
11:00 <knives> great dane x mastiff
11:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrNMGvd9bY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Man With No Name - Floor-Essence (Dayglo Mix) (Feb 27, 2008) 6:07 - Category: Music - 105,915 views - 415 likes (98.6%), 6 dislikes (1.4%)
12:00 <Nikky`> two dogs I had with my ex were from pound
12:00 <knives> trainer as in for races or rehab from racing?
12:00 <Nikky`> only way i'd have a dog
12:00 <Bastardly_One> both knives
12:00 <knives> and yer rescues are the best
12:00 <knives> er
12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn hard rehabing a hock
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they do those the most
12:00 <knives> you should do less of the former and more of the latter
12:00 <Excessive> I actually paid 50 bux for that Goahead 12" in the days before discogs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's looking like I will anyway
13:00 <knives> good
13:00 <knives> that shit is fucked up.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the owner I train for is thinking this is his last lot
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah some of the things I've down
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and not proud of
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know exactly what you're talking about
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they become your children though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna miss my last lot of canine children
14:00 <knives> as they should
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's a constant goodbye almost
15:00 <knives> anyway, i'm gonna go watch some eps
15:00 <Bastardly_One> later
15:00 <knives> later
15:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie
15:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
15:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooooooo <3
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this new Pharrell Williams album
15:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
16:00 <Bastardly_One> is Micheal Jackson's lost album
16:00 <Nikky`> Coz i'm happy
16:00 <Nikky`> Such a catchy song
16:00 <Nikky`> How is my lovely Doodle?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Happy is good huh?
16:00 <Doodle> i'm ok thx, you?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a song about Marilyn Munroe
17:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too shabby
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but the music
17:00 <Nikky`> yeah it is
17:00 <Bastardly_One> man ... MJ
17:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he wrote a load of songs for MJ in the 90s
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon these are those songs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this is really good ... if you can handle straight out commerical pop
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been avoiding it
18:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:00 <Bastardly_One> should check it out
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a good album so far ... for commercial pop
19:00 <birdbutts> it was like magic
19:00 <Excessive> another one I paid 50 bux for, these guys r from Melbourne lol ........... they hit no1 in 1984 with the original of this .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZfSP7e6gkU
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real Life- Send Me An Angel (Extended Dance Mix) (Feb 17, 2010) 6:18 - Category: Music - 98,799 views - 495 likes (99.6%), 2 dislikes (0.4%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> next track will be good
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's with JT
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the keyboard player of Real Life now is married to My ex
20:00 <Excessive> :D
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they still play
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lives in the same little street as my Melbourne dealer
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep it in the family
20:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
21:00 <couleurs> i've herd that happy song and it was awful and gay
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am never admiting it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this is great
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Marilyn Munroe is MJ for sure
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was right
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Brand New with JT
22:00 <Bastardly_One> is worse ... My god
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this is MJs lost album
22:00 <Bastardly_One> alicia keys gets a go on this even
23:00 <couleurs> all the greats
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just getting at the point ... if you can imagine him sounding MJ the entire album
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got the gist
24:00 <couleurs> just listen to michael jackson instead of an imitation of him.........
24:00 <Bastardly_One> short album too which is a wise move actually
25:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1_haJ1WIU
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TC - Hello I Love You (New Beat Body Acid Mix) (Nov 24, 2013) 5:24 - Category: Music - 171 views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh My!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to change albums
26:00 <Doodle> you realise all the songs pharrell wrote for mj got rejected
26:00 <Bastardly_One> in the mood for his voice ... might go for NERD
26:00 <Doodle> cos they were shit
26:00 <Doodle> and ended up being given to justin timberlake
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, his minders wouldn't hand them to MJ
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you read the same article eh?
27:00 <Excessive> another lot from Melbourne were these guys ......... this was pretty big in the dance scene in the early 90's ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfZ4hP9S0u8
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Quench - Dreams (Extended Mix) (1993) (Jan 9, 2011) 6:10 - Category: Music - 10,266 views - 84 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <Doodle> no
27:00 <Doodle> they were rejected
28:00 <Zade> think i have heard dreams about 1 million times 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> by his people
28:00 <Excessive> eheheh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not MJ himself ... they had a few calls where MJ responded well
28:00 <Doodle> i'm pretty sure mj would have heard them, its not like a kid rocked up with a demo tape
28:00 <Nikky`> wb johninja
28:00 <johninja> ty
28:00 <Doodle> are you trying to queer me up?
28:00 <johninja> cig break
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that
28:00 <johninja> yay
28:00 <Nikky`> Still on the bus?
29:00 <johninja> yeah :?
29:00 <Nikky`> Don't have to try tho Doodle
29:00 <johninja> until like midnight
29:00 <Doodle> :o
29:00 <johninja> Doodle has a car
29:00 <johninja> so i'm trying to befriend him
29:00 <Doodle> rofl
29:00 <Nikky`> good move
29:00 <johninja> he probs won't let me smoke in it tho
29:00 <johninja> fk it
29:00 <Doodle> not a chance
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is coming up on Wed or Thurs
29:00 <Nikky`> tho, not sure sex in backseat would work
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit scared
29:00 <johninja> better on the bus
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <johninja> hha
29:00 <johninja> sex in the boot
29:00 <Doodle> no smoking in my car and no back seat
29:00 <Nikky`> hece the back seat comment
30:00 <Nikky`> hence also
30:00 <Doodle> also at the moment it doesn't go over bumps
30:00 <Nikky`> Neither do I
30:00 <Doodle> without trying to eat itself
30:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
30:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't go over 1mm gutters even
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he showed me before
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> i have some tyre rubbing issues
30:00 <Doodle> that i created
30:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I found out about your adventure too
31:00 <Doodle> my what
31:00 <johninja> i need to stop clicking random links on the bus
31:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they were expecting a shipment today
31:00 <johninja> some music cme on with no hedphones
31:00 <johninja> i looks like such a weirdo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so they could of been thinking a flash car might of been it
31:00 <Doodle> oh the bikies
31:00 <Bastardly_One> your cop adventure
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
31:00 <Doodle> what am i going to fit in my car
31:00 <Nikky`> Its ok johninja.. you do without the music hon ;o)
32:00 <johninja> ty Nikky`
32:00 <Nikky`> Welcome - its coz I care
32:00 <MusiciaN> a corpse
32:00 <Nikky`> I care a lot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1g9PFtSCKw
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - We Care A Lot (Feb 18, 2010) 4:05 - Category: Music - 627,902 views - 3,385 likes (97.8%), 75 dislikes (2.2%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you put that in my head
33:00 <MusiciaN> lol
33:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
34:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly I feel like it's 20 yrs ago
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and walking into any alternative club in melbourne
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and thinking not this fucking song again
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> no xbox live make pandas something something
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
35:00 <Skirmish> Since chris is now gone has B1 taken up the mantle of random shit talker? 
35:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck are you on about? 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> makes Pandas like a heroin addict unable to get a hit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they know what I'm talking about
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not that they care
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all that matters
36:00 <Skirmish> Ok Chris, thanks for clearing that up for me. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
36:00 <Nikky`> I hope the wedding is worth this bus trip johninja
36:00 <Bastardly_One> trolling me all the time was so a month ago
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
37:00 <Nikky`> Bring me back some cake
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got my x interested
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwahahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh *L*
37:00 <johninja> hmm it was a promise i made Nikky`
37:00 <Nikky`> about the cake for me? I know
37:00 <Nikky`> hand deliver it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, evenin' ... how was dinner? ... I sat in the beanbag ... only just woke up
37:00 <johninja> ll i got is my balls and my word and i don't break them for nobody
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> HOW WAS DINNER BABES
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hunnybunny
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah twas oright
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> werdlez
37:00 <The_Baron> ended up making some mango chicken
37:00 <Bastardly_One> my point is
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still fucking hungry
38:00 <The_Baron> how be everyone
38:00 <johninja> hehe
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno yet
38:00 <Nikky`> guess ppl should keep their word and balls
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me after 20 more bongs and I wake up?
38:00 <Nikky`> I like to keep my balls
38:00 <johninja> yeh i don't like breaking my balls
38:00 <Nikky`> I thought you typed fucking horny for a min Bastardly_One
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
38:00 <johninja> or having people brek my balls
38:00 <The_Baron> ya
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Sonny has finally released a full album
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dare me to hit play?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> first track title
39:00 <Bastardly_One> all is fair in love and brostep
39:00 <Nikky`> I will assume that would hurt johninja
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow!
39:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's found new drum presets
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and a new voice preset
39:00 <johninja> did you finally get your car back Nikky`?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and here's the drop
40:00 <Bastardly_One> within 2 mins
40:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck he went back to brostep though
40:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I did johninja..tho they farked up and didn't do pvt work I wanted them to do :/
40:00 <The_Baron> isn't he doing techno as well?
40:00 <The_Baron> under the moniker testpilot?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and realising one thing it seems
40:00 <Bastardly_One> don't do ambient under Skrillex
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because everyone knows you can't ... you're shit
41:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> go to spotify
41:00 <johninja> fkrs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and stick this on
41:00 <Nikky`> yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to hear all's fair in love and brostep
41:00 <Bastardly_One> to see how lazy he's got
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
42:00 <Nikky`> oh well 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I love dub/bro step *hangs my head*
42:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is quiet. She must be cybering. 
42:00 <Nikky`> ooh Skirmish
43:00 <Skirmish> What's happening Nikky`? 
43:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot, just chillin with my peeps and watching NCIS
43:00 <Skirmish> Back into the work routine again travelling with your public transport weirdos? 
43:00 <Nikky`> you?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
43:00 <Nikky`> I am and its hard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 4 mins of my life I will never get back
43:00 <Nikky`> I hope I win lotto tom night
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Recess will be a hit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like Bangarang
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got single all over it
43:00 <Skirmish> Sitting at work. Different site tonight which is a nice change but the ship we're meant to be doing has been delayed to 430am. 
44:00 <The_Baron> sick of brostep bangers
44:00 <The_Baron> YOUR DORITOS ARE SHIT!!!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
44:00 <Skirmish> Now I want corn chips. 
44:00 <The_Baron> WUB WUB WUB SNAP CH CH CH CH CH CH
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... he's done this for money
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
44:00 <Nikky`> Enjoy the waiting then Skirmish
44:00 <The_Baron> BZZZOOOOOOOO WUB WUB SNAP
44:00 <The_Baron> REEEOOOOOOO
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell it's 3/4s effort
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not put all his effort into it ... no way
45:00 <Nikky`> Will you be all dressed up tomorrow johninja?
45:00 <johninja> yesh :D
45:00 <Nikky`> Awesome.. a pic pls
45:00 <johninja> i just bought some clothes yesterday
45:00 <Nikky`> :P
45:00 <johninja> kk
45:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
46:00 <johninja> almost forgot how to do a tie lol
46:00 <Nikky`> clip it?
46:00 <Nikky`> haha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd wear a suit all the time if comfortable in one
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I look like an entirely different person
46:00 <doctor> i've long forgotten how to do a tie
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even if you think you forget
47:00 <Bastardly_One> a tie that is
47:00 <johninja> my battery is gonna die soon <3
47:00 <doctor> yeah you're probably right
47:00 <Nikky`> tell the driver to pull over so you can charge it.. we are important
47:00 <Skirmish> You don't look like a child murderer when you're in a suit B1? 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> should have a plug on the bus
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can get up the front or back
48:00 <Bastardly_One> usually up the back seat near the dunny
48:00 <doctor> why would he look like a child murderer?
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey frayedknot :o)
48:00 <doctor> what does a child murderer even look like?
48:00 <frayedknot> evening Nikky`, how are you?
48:00 <Nikky`> I'm excellent, now its Fri.. you?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks it's still 2 weeks ago or so I think doctor
49:00 <Nikky`> the one who just got life doctor
49:00 <Bastardly_One> trolling me constantly is like ... *yawns*
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh poor daniel
49:00 <frayedknot> yes Fridays are the best days
49:00 <Bastardly_One> finally got justice
49:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't here 2 weeks ago if someone said you kill children then. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 plus years later
49:00 <Skirmish> 20 years? Do you even know what you are talking about? 
49:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, when you now hear about all the other shit he did.. *shivers*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I said 20 plus years go
50:00 <Nikky`> They sure are frayedknot..well more so when work is finished
50:00 <doctor> The blockheads of the QLD police department should not take credit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> poor daniel died at the hands of that scum
50:00 <Serenity> it happened 11 years ago
50:00 <frayedknot> walking out the door is the best moment of the week
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I know of people down gippy that reckon they know the guy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh ...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was it only 11?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
50:00 <Skirmish> You dickhead. 
51:00 <Serenity> 2003
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
51:00 <Serenity> december 2003
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> im in love with lesbian chicks with ink b1
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol this chick
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... for some reason I thought it was earlier
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill post u pic bro
51:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad then
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hasnt even acted like coz i gotta a dick uno
51:00 <Skirmish> Maybe that was the child you killed 20 plus years ago? 
51:00 <doctor> Skirmish...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you must want a ban
52:00 <doctor> What are you doing?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> considering Serenity is active
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah
52:00 <Nikky`> I'm so glad they found his bones, parents had some kind of closure
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
52:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're doing the kid troll
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> in your wonderful war
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta take a moment my friend
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and just let me pay out b1
52:00 <Serenity> Skirmish thats really over the mark
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and go rape urself cunt
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I suggest a steak knife up the arse watching Scream.
53:00 <Nikky`> Is there a full moon tonight? *looks*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> water off my back again kiddo
53:00 <doctor> almost Nikky`
53:00 <Skirmish> Relax Panda. 
53:00 <doctor> 2 more nights
53:00 <Bastardly_One> why should they relax?
53:00 <Serenity> i dunno Nikky` but its been a really bad day for a lot of people i know
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're an idiot
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> How do you know b1 isn't my dad?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... it was nearly full last night
53:00 <birdbutts> heap
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna check while I pee
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just because Picard wants to molest my wily n shit.
53:00 <birdbutts> help
53:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: Would explain a few things. 
53:00 <The_Baron> what the fuckles is going on here?
53:00 <Nikky`> that sucks Serenity :/
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's a few things?
54:00 <Nikky`> oooh so this is the lead up to it doctor? ooh boy
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> how awesome I am
54:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, remember the trolling week? Skirmish still thinks it's fashionable
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> how when I blow my nose I jizz
54:00 <The_Baron> aahh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant help it ey
54:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm a child murderer *yawns*
54:00 <The_Baron> dick nose jew
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 cheers
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hated that kid anyway
54:00 <doctor> It shall be a glorious full moon
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> his mother was on smack.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
54:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway I need this piss
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll check the sky too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not at the same time
55:00 <Serenity> well YOU ALL SUCK
55:00 <Serenity> i just ate the best stir fry
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we do
55:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been hungry like since 5pm
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah I ate the most so so mango chicken
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's now 10
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <CannibalClown> argllbrrbblllrrrbblllll
55:00 <CannibalClown> om nom nom
55:00 <The_Baron> you wouldn't believe how just like every other mango chicken it was
55:00 <The_Baron> BLEW MY MIND
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt6cU_igF-4
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Svengelska på hög nivå (Oct 18, 2009) 7:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 18,036 views - 213 likes (98.2%), 4 dislikes (1.8%)
56:00 <Skirmish> Butter chicken and rice for dinner here when I get around to it. 
56:00 <Nikky`> I love stir fry..all those vegies
56:00 <Bastardly_One> back ... and still almost full
56:00 <Serenity> had baby broccoli capsicum carrot onion spring onion
56:00 <Serenity> snow peas
56:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
56:00 <Skirmish> Kayla does these really nice veges in a dish in the oven with olive oil. So nice. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... I'm finally putting on dinner I think
57:00 <doctor> lol swedes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> might put the cottage pie I made the other day on ... aka potato pie
57:00 <Serenity> chicken soy sauce garlic ginger teaspoon of brown sugar
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's Kayla
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's mama
57:00 <Nikky`> How are you crash?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHO'S GHOSTFACE?
57:00 <Skirmish> My fiance. 
57:00 <Nikky`> yummmmmmmmmmmm love snow peas
57:00 <crash> yeah not bad - exhausted - started my new job today
57:00 <The_Baron> aah fuck my neck hurts again
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz im so cut like my mate, not his fault, but i wana watch screams n i dont wana watch the dvds..
57:00 <crash> so had to actually work for once
58:00 <Nikky`> New job?
58:00 <crash> i have a blister on a blister 
58:00 <crash> i know how women feel wearing heels now
58:00 <couleurs> they're funny, i wanna be their friend
58:00 <Nikky`> meh to heels
58:00 <crash> or i need thicker work socks
58:00 <Skirmish> You wore high heels to work Crash? 
58:00 <The_Baron> got some valium off the doctor
59:00 <The_Baron> might smash more of these
59:00 <crash> Skirmish haven't tried that yet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> won't help a neck pain
59:00 <crash> can't even handle my manly boots
59:00 <Bastardly_One> or shoulder
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've tried
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the night I was really shitty
59:00 <Skirmish> I love my work boots. 
59:00 <Skirmish> So comfy
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was valed to hell
59:00 <crash> these are good boots, just take a bit to wear in
59:00 <CannibalClown> mmmm cake
59:00 <crash> and i done a lot of walking
59:00 <The_Baron> yeah doc gave it, parantly got deep muscle spasm in around my neck
00:00 <The_Baron> the valiums do relax it I must say
00:00 <The_Baron> but they wear off too quickly as well
00:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to fun
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I mean
00:00 <Serenity> oh Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you're stoned and shitty in the end
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
00:00 <The_Baron> fucken aye
00:00 <Serenity> if you can find someone to massage some tiger balm into you shoulder i highly recommend it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you called?
00:00 <Serenity> few nights in a row
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that shit is GOD
00:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/lvPKvgfqKpQ
00:00 <The_Baron> aint slept properly in 3-4 days now
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: An Australian kids show is worth a watch.-[ little cute crazy animals clips] (Feb 26, 2014) 1:03 - Category: Entertainment - 17,306 views - 249 likes (95.8%), 11 dislikes (4.2%)
00:00 <The_Baron> hell can't even remember
00:00 <Bastardly_One> expensive though
00:00 <Serenity> its helped so much
01:00 <crash> so does protein and rest
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... best way that relieved it for me The_Baron
01:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yeah when my missus gets back I will get her to do that
01:00 <The_Baron> she's doing a late shift tonight though
01:00 <The_Baron> :/
01:00 <birdbutts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L35rpdiHH_8#t=2m50s
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - We Exist (Sep 29, 2013) 5:24 - Category: Gaming - 380,284 views - 1,481 likes (97.2%), 43 dislikes (2.8%)
01:00 <Serenity> ahh
01:00 <Serenity> ive found its best right before bed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was a combo ... voltaren ... neurofin
01:00 <Serenity> helps you feel better for the next day
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's when I will get her to do it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you should do that
01:00 <Skirmish> crash: If they are good top quality boots put them in some hot water and then put them on with the leather all soft. Helps mould to your feet as they shrink back. 
02:00 <The_Baron> I really gotta get some fancy good pillow soon methinks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> won't change the way you sleep though
02:00 <Serenity> ive got one doesnt do fucken anything
02:00 <crash> i actually got lace ups this time
02:00 <The_Baron> well fuck what then
02:00 <The_Baron> I got a memory foam mattress
02:00 <crash> bit more ankle support
02:00 <The_Baron> that helped my back heaps actually
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's part of the battle with a neck and shoulder thing
02:00 <The_Baron> but now this fucken neck shit still comes and goes
02:00 <crash> but i actually do have a blister on a blister
02:00 <Serenity> my pillow is one of those memory foam ones
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got to change how you sleep too
02:00 <crash> i didn't bother protecting the first wound
02:00 <The_Baron> damn sleep
02:00 <Bastardly_One> EDM injuries
02:00 <Serenity> i guess physio would be good for that
02:00 <The_Baron> why does it have to be so hard
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd you do that mate?
03:00 <crash> but yeah i have heard that tip Skirmish
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned a knob the wrong way
03:00 <Bastardly_One> turns into a perm thing though
03:00 <Skirmish> Just don't do it with shit cheap boots. You will burn your feet. 
03:00 <The_Baron> u know what actually really got my neck pain fucked recently
03:00 <The_Baron> just bending down to look behind the dresser
03:00 <The_Baron> and EERrrrrrkrk
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know for a fact it was the roller derby
03:00 <The_Baron> fuck!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and who's idea was it?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking MINE!
04:00 <Nikky`> when I did my neck I had physio and dry needling
04:00 <Nikky`> worked wonders
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> summer in
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Siam
04:00 <The_Baron> hmm okay top up is kicking in a lil now
04:00 <The_Baron> okay, I can be less whiney 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the boobies look around ten years ooolllddd
04:00 <Nikky`> about time The_Baron :P
04:00 <The_Baron> I know right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> least you never went shitty
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a cunt when not happy eh?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Nikky`> you were turning into Bastardly_One for a min ;o)
05:00 <The_Baron> I just groan and whinge really
05:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
05:00 <Serenity> excuse me what is dry needling
05:00 <The_Baron> ^^
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object, I was upset."
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can type fast but she can explain
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what it is
05:00 <Nikky`> they stick these needles into the muscles. twist it little..hurts like fuck when they twist but relaxes it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
05:00 <Serenity> good lord
05:00 <Serenity> fuck that
05:00 <The_Baron> aaahhh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but they reckon
05:00 <couleurs> good song
06:00 <The_Baron> sounds like Xtreme acupunctre
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I might need that for one point of the trap
06:00 <crash> acupuncture would be dry though ?
06:00 <Nikky`> It really is good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a tiny little ball
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
06:00 <Nikky`> and works
06:00 <crash> because there is nothing on the tip of the needle
06:00 <Bastardly_One> good description The_Baron
06:00 <crash> or nothing being injected
06:00 <Bastardly_One> accupunture by sadist
06:00 <Bastardly_One> s
06:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I really do have to
06:00 <Bastardly_One> for that certain spot
07:00 <Nikky`> I also had it done on my leg when I hurt that
07:00 <Skirmish> I cannot fathom how stabbing a muscle is meant to relax it unless the needles is coated in something. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna whine for ages
07:00 <The_Baron> why can't I just reset my body to the last known good settings?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what happens is
07:00 <Nikky`> haha when you hurt your muscles and they do it, you will know
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it goes down through the big major muscles
07:00 <Bastardly_One> down to the little ones you can feel but can't get exactly
07:00 <crash> sports massage :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's like stabbing it literally
08:00 <crash> that cures knotted up muscles
08:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of like if you ever get a neck or shoulder muscle injury
08:00 <crash> usually the recommend saunas etc.. though for that
08:00 <The_Baron> makes sense
08:00 <Nikky`> Anywho, worked for me when I did my neck n leg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you feel like you'd like someone to stab you in the spot
08:00 <The_Baron> fuck why has no one ever told me this before
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to get rid of the tension
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... they do
08:00 <The_Baron> I got a deep spasm in my lower back that has been there for years
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stab and twist
08:00 <The_Baron> even with 3 years of massage therapy
08:00 <The_Baron> no dice
08:00 <Skirmish> Mate of mine just bought a house that had a sauna made out the back near his outdoor spa. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Lavish. 
08:00 <The_Baron> now I hear there's this shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but chiropractors are a perm thing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> because of their dangerous manipulations
09:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/HZZkZPcxp_I
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sophie Rolls Down a Hill - English Bulldog Puppy (Oct 28, 2013) 1:03 - Category: Pets and Animals - 56,105 views - 438 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to keep going back to keep alligned
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it's worth it to me
09:00 <Serenity> sounds like something that would work for me tbh the muscle in my shoulder/neck is like a rock
09:00 <Serenity> no amount of massage helps
09:00 <couleurs> fun video thank u kathy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and perm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is only reoccuring thank fuck
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you do well for it perm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the arse
10:00 <Bastardly_One> did you do what I asked?
10:00 <Nikky`> I say try it Serenity.. I went back 3 times and worked
10:00 <The_Baron> hey maurice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> Am I the only one that notices that Bastardly_One becomes a master of any topic introduced into this channel? 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> real fuckin hard
10:00 <Serenity> :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not all topics fuckwit
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> where's sezz
10:00 <Nikky`> I also got memory pillow to help - you having one of those is good start
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh there
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> where ur ops bitch
10:00 <Serenity> helleww
11:00 <Serenity> i feel like going naked tonight
11:00 <The_Baron> I got memory mufuckin mattress
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was it worth it?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it wasn't
11:00 <The_Baron> for my back
11:00 <The_Baron> yes!
11:00 <The_Baron> very much
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hadda bitch to uin pm sezz
11:00 <Nikky`> And we like it when you do Serenity ;o)
11:00 <The_Baron> for the neck
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and threaten u ghostface style
11:00 <The_Baron> no
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> o shit i aint donnit yet
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahem
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm so
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's part posture and sleep I am guessing
12:00 <The_Baron> indeed
12:00 <The_Baron> I got so much other shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> EDM injury :P
12:00 <The_Baron> hell I also snore like a cunt
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's smoking
12:00 <The_Baron> been told heaps I stop breathing a fair bit during the night
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> get that checked
12:00 <The_Baron> which prolly doesn't help my sleep
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's the movie cop rule
12:00 <The_Baron> but fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum does that
13:00 <The_Baron> sleep apnoea, gah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep apnea
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Basically to survive you gotta be Bruce WIllis
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that
13:00 <The_Baron> that's a whole other regime of shit then
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK BRUCE WILLIS!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the scariest thing happen the other day
13:00 <The_Baron> I'm a typical man when it comes to my health and doctors
13:00 <The_Baron> I have spent so much time avoiding it
13:00 <crash> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> know on the ads for smoking ya see the guy with emphysema
13:00 <Nikky`> So was my mums husband.. he is not dead from heart attack
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he wakes up gasping for breath?
14:00 <Nikky`> *now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> full on happened
14:00 <Bastardly_One> scariest shit ever
14:00 <The_Baron> I bet
14:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dx8Bwn_tsM
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunday Club - Paladian Dawn (Aug 30, 2010) 11:52 - Category: Music - 4,737 views - 45 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:00 <crash> i deal with an asian doctor (went to see her to get off the cigs)
14:00 <crash> but best doctor ive met in my life
14:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/victor-harbor/desktops/gaming-pc-free-delivery/1041411976 pm me for details
14:00 <Nikky`> Might need to see her for your blister..being the big baby you are :P
14:00 <crash> lol
15:00 <crash> its only on one foot - and yeah im a bit of a sook
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and The_Baron
15:00 <crash> but i don't get them often
15:00 <Bastardly_One> don't try cracking your neck
15:00 <Bastardly_One> let it do it itself
15:00 <The_Baron> nah I know that
15:00 <Nikky`> What job are you doing crash?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so many dicks don't though
15:00 <The_Baron> hell any weird turns as it is kills it atm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> make it worse
15:00 <crash> same Nikky` cnc/glass
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
16:00 <Nikky`> oh but part time 
16:00 <Nikky`> ?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> trap maybe too or lumbar
16:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear ya
16:00 <crash> nah fulltime
16:00 <The_Baron> doesn't feel like lumbar
16:00 <Excessive> lol 400 bux for a Phenom X2
16:00 <The_Baron> but definitely is trap
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
16:00 <crash> but i got put into a job i done when i first started out - bit more labour intensive
16:00 <Bastardly_One> google search for
16:00 <Nikky`> What about uni?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> excercies for injured trap
16:00 <crash> yeah doing that as well :P
16:00 <couleurs> that 1 cool gaming pc i think i want it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but full muscle title
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some good ones
17:00 <crash> this job is just a bit more money
17:00 <Nikky`> aaah
17:00 <crash> though 3 months no sick leave/holiday pay etc..
17:00 <Bastardly_One> simple pressure point ... like pressing down on the main point of pain
17:00 <Bastardly_One> can keep it still enough
17:00 <Bastardly_One> to relax ... but only between 10 - 30 secs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or you do more harm than good
17:00 <crash> how is your job going ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm told
18:00 <The_Baron> all that relieves it at all is just keeping it as level as possible
18:00 <The_Baron> any tilt and aaargh
18:00 <Nikky`> Busy crash.. I can't wait for easter
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
18:00 <The_Baron> fuck so weird
18:00 <The_Baron> like all morning I was sweet
18:00 <The_Baron> then arvo
18:00 <The_Baron> just comes on worse
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you should of done the massage
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same as I should of listened to myself on sunday
19:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of being a smart fuck
19:00 <Skirmish> #painmanagement
19:00 <Bastardly_One> AND
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as you know
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost
19:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so sure I'd win that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> brb
20:00 <Bastardly_One> been suffering all week ... in pain and trolls
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Skirmish> 7
20:00 <Stinko> well take tablets for the pain and stab the trolls :)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the troll is no longer in aust
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or it's a grand idea
21:00 <The_Baron> ok
21:00 <Bastardly_One> every fucking skype convo this week is about winning in roller derby and smashing me
21:00 <The_Baron> nice big cone and 2 more valies
21:00 <The_Baron> this fucker is gonna stop damnit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the cone pullling
21:00 <Bastardly_One> won't help
21:00 <Stinko> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> more strain
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah but I might as well enjoy these shitty vals while I'm at it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> until later
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you get weepy?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or shitty?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly get shitty
22:00 <The_Baron> most likely gonna get weepy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
22:00 <The_Baron> I aint slept well
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah I'll admit it, atm I'm just fragile
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck ... great fun ... hope someone else is on to care :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I can pretend :P
22:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't mind missus just coming home now, massage and a bit of tenderness
23:00 <Bastardly_One> got a hot pack?
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah I got one on
23:00 <The_Baron> lol
23:00 <The_Baron> aint helping much but it is a lil
23:00 <Bastardly_One> try the reverse then
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cold pack
24:00 <The_Baron> pretty much been pacing around fucking doing circuits and tryin to get comfortable or distract myself
24:00 <The_Baron> nah, it defo needs heat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha
24:00 <The_Baron> coz when I had a hot shower earlier it helped quite a bit temporarily
24:00 <The_Baron> that's the thing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah distraction is easier said than done
24:00 <The_Baron> shit is helping
24:00 <The_Baron> but not with enough duration
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same issue I get
24:00 <Skirmish> You guys would have so much fun doing this in PM hey. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
25:00 <The_Baron> you'd think so Skirmish
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we prefer pissing you off
25:00 <The_Baron> but we love hogging the main chan
25:00 <The_Baron> :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it's about the bromance
25:00 <Bastardly_One> until interupted
25:00 <Bastardly_One> by then he's came
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so he stops whinging
25:00 <The_Baron> oop
25:00 <Skirmish> Pissing me off?  Watching an unemployed guy talk as if he's the authority of pain management .... no, not pissing me off. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum ... you're so boring
26:00 <The_Baron> tbh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you realise that?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> come kick me in the throat
26:00 <The_Baron> if anyone else actually wants to turn the convo to something else
26:00 <The_Baron> whatever 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone else talking?
26:00 <Serenity> i want to talk about cocks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah how big is urs Serenity?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I might talk a lot but what's the fucking point of idling?
26:00 <Serenity> 3.5 on a warm day
27:00 <Skirmish> Were you this much of a dickhead before you become a houso bum B1 ... or have you always been a houso bum ... 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a houso?
27:00 <The_Baron> diametre?
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> first I knew of it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
27:00 <Serenity> no no
27:00 <Serenity> long
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bum ... must tell that to the rest of my class
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU RETRACT THAT BIT ABOUT MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
28:00 <Bastardly_One> NO
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Still leaves you being a cunt..
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Yeah I fucking got that."
28:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, that would be perfect for Picard
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRUGES!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome movie
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sezz
28:00 <Bastardly_One> finally see it yeah?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> good boy!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRO
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I SAW IT FKN UM
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf the screen called
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that big shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've seen it
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> imax
28:00 <Bastardly_One> IMAX
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> WORD
28:00 <Serenity> oh yeh
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> only movie ive seen imax
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen it like
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 times
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive seen this arounod now this time 16
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and Boondock Saints
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> seen dark knight over twenty times
29:00 <Bastardly_One> about the same
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> doondock bro
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> is what inspired me n my brother
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> to call ourselves The Vale Saints
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if I see a movie more than twice
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> then
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Vale Sayntzx
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> -x
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he still signs his work Saynt
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ima get an ambigram valesayntz
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> he does pc shit bro
30:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwjJVHEDOaw
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> animation, etc, multi guy
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lady Gaga - Swine (Live at the Doritos #BoldStage) SXSW 2014 (Mar 13, 2014) 4:59 - Category: Music - 40,763 views - 862 likes (80%), 216 dislikes (20%)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I love multi media
30:00 <couleurs> who knew lady gaga was such a good drumma???
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I use Raven Wolf or heretic muse
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a date
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> at fringe lol
31:00 <Serenity> u giong?
31:00 <Serenity> going
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbl i guess
32:00 <The_Baron> lol couleurs
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye man
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick is cool
32:00 <Serenity> good job
32:00 <The_Baron> surely ur being facetious
32:00 <Serenity> bang for gold
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish me luck and crapoz
32:00 <The_Baron> she's just hitting a fucking snare drum
32:00 <Skirmish> How do you "kind of" have a date? 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she does know how to play ok piano though
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima take a nice lile cooler of expensive red wine keep in them raver pants so I dont bother wastin cash on booze there
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not brilliant
32:00 <Bastardly_One> passable though
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> PEAS GHOSTFACESLUT
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
32:00 <^pilot^> have fun josh
32:00 <Skirmish> Can you play the piano B1? 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I know what to do
33:00 <Skirmish> How the FUCK can you judge how good someone else is playing then? 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's how I make shit from midi
33:00 <Bastardly_One> same way you do
33:00 <Skirmish> Are you Shads twin? 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, you're boring
33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you've said that a few times now. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Just because you don't like a particular song doesn't mean the person playing it is terrible. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> know the only reason I'm not shutting you up?
34:00 <The_Baron> he didn't even say that Skirmish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My temper makes me look bad
35:00 <couleurs> did any1 order me a pono 4 my bday pls reply
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not giving you the satisfaction
35:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... brb ... I need another piss
35:00 <Skirmish> He was just saying someone was only "passable
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah that doesn't mean terrible does it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, because I'm only passable
35:00 <The_Baron> you'd be great as a Fox news presenter
35:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I like her accoustic version of Paparizzi
36:00 <Bastardly_One> her just on piano
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so, try again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you are sincerely fucking boring
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd rather Saeomon around right now
37:00 <CannibalClown> gimme bak my lighta cunt
38:00 <Serenity> OI DAMOOO GIMME YA FUCKEN LOIGHTA
38:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: I am sorry if it appeared that I was picking on your bf but I've been flicking back and forwards between channels and each time I end up back here he's the leading authority on whatever is being discussed. My point was simply unless you also play, how can you judge to what level someone else is able to play? 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I play fuckwit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do you read?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do you actually read or just attempt and fail, at attacking?
39:00 <Doodle> Skirmish plays the skin flute
39:00 <Doodle> toot toot
39:00 <Skirmish> I asked if you played, you said "fuck no". 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> can I play
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and I elaborated
40:00 <The_Baron> you don't actually have to play a particular instrument to realise if someone is hitting the notes right you do realise
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if you actually read
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and that
41:00 <The_Baron> conductors rarely are any good at any particular instrument
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've said a billion times
41:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: B1 is not a conductor but I know what you mean. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bassist
41:00 <The_Baron> but they can tell if someone is playing shit or not
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so I know music
41:00 <stebie> just because something doesn't sound "right" to you doesn't make it wrong
41:00 <The_Baron> but he does play bass, he knows about music theory and composition
42:00 <The_Baron> maybe not to the degree of a conductor
42:00 <The_Baron> if u aren't tone deaf, and can count a beat, u can figure out if the notes are being hit correctly
43:00 <The_Baron> ur argument is like saying movie critics have no right to criticize if they never produced a movie
43:00 <Skirmish> Why do you have to hit enter after every few words B1? Do you enjoy seeing your name dominating the side of the panel?  Structure a sentence or two. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm glad The_Baron is in pain
43:00 <Bastardly_One> save me typing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
43:00 <Serenity> my pain is rising
44:00 <Skirmish> You type the exact same amount. I am reducing the amount of keys you hit. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm awesome ...
44:00 <stebie> flurd
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good in this case Serenity ... if ya know what i mean :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai stebie
44:00 <stebie> sarp
44:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw you there for Skirmish's prattle
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not much actually ... how goes?
45:00 <The_Baron> and anyway, I am guilty of this as much as the next person, but do we always need to pounce on each other? We all got some characteristic that will piss someone off
45:00 <The_Baron> yo DrGore
45:00 <DrGore> hey
45:00 <Bastardly_One> evening DrSteriods
45:00 <Skirmish> I was simply wondering at what stage would B1 stop being Austnet's answer to Dr Karl. 
45:00 <DrGore> who got roids
45:00 <Floss> hmmm
46:00 <Floss> karl is a bit of a dickbrain though
46:00 <Skirmish> I rest my case. 
46:00 <The_Baron> Adonis might
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <Floss> :)
46:00 <DrGore> yep i recon so
47:00 <Bastardly_One> thing this cunt doesn't realise
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I'm irritating him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I'll post
47:00 <Floss> oi men
47:00 <Skirmish> Not a good time to be a roid user/dealer in NSW after the latest laws were introduced. 
47:00 <Floss> this new nbn thing
47:00 <Floss> the people that go onto the wireless, do they get to keep their landline phone?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oi "men" ... was wondering if you were m/f ... now I know
48:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is funny lol
48:00 <Skirmish> The thing you don't realise B1 is that you're not annoying/irritating/pissing me off. I am simply observing that you're a know it all cunt that for the most part is always talking shit. 
48:00 <DrGore> how does that tell you anything
48:00 <Shadowgate> DrGore is hilarious lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I've never looked into nbn plans as they've fucked up in my area
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
49:00 <Floss> i think the cunted thing is.. new houses still get fibre
49:00 <DrGore> Skirmish, yeah I'm fucking funny. And everyone is laughing with me...not at me...right
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, does anyone care for your observations Skirmish? Go bitch about it in the channel you and your friends do so at your own admission to me
49:00 <Floss> just get your cocks out and compare and be done with it boys
49:00 <Skirmish> I admitted I bitched about you in a channel? 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you admitted others did
49:00 <Floss> who cares
49:00 <Skirmish> You're straight back to talking shit. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't implicate yourself ... do I need to get the log?
50:00 <Floss> im sure i can piss anyone off here pretty easily.. its only typing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> now shut up
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon Floss
50:00 <Floss> OoooOOooo logs.. shits getting liberal
50:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446029/ <-anybody else like this movie?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as all fuck
50:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) - 7.5/10 of 199,828 votes - Stars: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin - Rated: Rated PG-13 for stylized violence, sexual content, language and drug references - Runtime: 1hr 52mins - Genre: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance - Release Date: 13 August 2010 (USA)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yes MusiciaN
50:00 <Serenity> i have a better idea
50:00 <Floss> SILENCE
50:00 <Serenity> they can all send their cock pics to me and ill pic the best one
50:00 <The_Baron> That is one of my all time fave movies
50:00 <Floss> Serenity is making an announcement
50:00 <The_Baron> I thought it would be overhyped hipster trash
50:00 <The_Baron> but it was epic epic epic
50:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable aww
50:00 <MusiciaN> i liked it
50:00 <DrGore> i'm sure i have a magnifying lense here somwhere
50:00 <Skirmish> You want B1's old dick in a .jpg format? 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked it but agree
51:00 <Skirmish> Isn't the fucker like 100? 
51:00 <Floss> shut ur dot Shadowgate
51:00 <Nikky`> It was ok MusiciaN.. nothing spesh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd get it in png format
51:00 <Shadowgate> lol Floss
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to photoshop it
51:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464540/
51:00 <The_Baron> lol DrGore
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for her to see it
51:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: I Am Number Four (2011) - 6.1/10 of 149,012 votes - Stars: Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, Dianna Agron - Rated: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, and for language - Runtime: 1hr 49mins - Genre: Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Release Date: 18 February 2011 (USA)
51:00 <MusiciaN> what did you think of that one
51:00 <Floss> number four is a whore.l
51:00 <Floss> lel
51:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw it
51:00 <The_Baron> saw this cool video of a woman being photoshopped to look like a slice of pizza
51:00 <The_Baron> should find it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I love PS
52:00 <couleurs> i'm a pizza
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I have so much fun just fuckin' around
52:00 <Floss> Heh.. i saw a video of a slice of pizza being photoshopped to make it look edible.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Floss
52:00 <MusiciaN> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706593/
52:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Chronicle (2012) - 7.1/10 of 154,678 votes - Stars: Dane DeHaan, Michael B. Jordan - Rated: Rated PG-13 for intense action and violence, thematic material, some language, sexual content and teen drinking - Runtime: 1hr 29mins - Genre: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Release Date: 3 February 2012 (USA)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> only other person I know of that doesn't like pizza
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate pizza
52:00 <Serenity> stop posting links ffs
52:00 <MusiciaN> ^i loved that movie
52:00 <Serenity> no ones interested
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just mention the movies
52:00 <MusiciaN> so sorry
53:00 <Doodle> JESUS
53:00 <couleurs> all of them were bad
53:00 <Skirmish> No one is ever interested in what B1 is dribbling but he still keeps smashing enter! 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
53:00 <Floss> half intelligible conversation emerging
53:00 <The_Baron> http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/11/reverse-photoshop-turns-model-into-pizza-slice_n_4939716.html
53:00 <MusiciaN> it's not my fault, i didn't make the stupid bot
53:00 <Bastardly_One> can I help you Doodle?
53:00 <Floss> #cantbeaustnet
53:00 <The_Baron> well there's one link for it
53:00 <The_Baron> Pizza lady
53:00 <Doodle> neg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> why for mention me then?
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Doodle> sarah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and scream my name?
53:00 <Doodle> !
53:00 <Serenity> robert
53:00 <Bastardly_One> HUH?
53:00 <Serenity> !
53:00 <Floss> Question time...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the last bit of the topic
54:00 <Floss> <Abbott>... Who is chris and why isnt he catholic
54:00 <Doodle> no Floss, i'm not getting it out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof started a tit and dick site
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno if he promoted it
54:00 <Skirmish> You are the electronic version of the guy jumping around screaming LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME B1. Just stop for a second mate.  Just stop. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm because I chat?
54:00 <The_Baron> katatonic_kate was the cock hoarder here 
54:00 <CannibalClown> lol Skirmish
54:00 <Floss> umm.. i asked a question cunts
54:00 <Serenity> no i want personalised pictures
54:00 <Serenity> not scummy ones for everyone
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh trust CannibalClown to pipe up *yawns*
54:00 <Skirmish> Does Kate still drop by? 
54:00 <Floss> I just want a proper.. sexy.. circumsised penis
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she does
55:00 <Stinko> hmm ok i want to know why in the heck did we vote abbot into government . well i know Labour shafted themselfs so many times you could call em another madonna
55:00 <Serenity> i love kate
55:00 <Serenity> we shared intimate times over cupcakes
55:00 <Floss> Labor*
55:00 <Doodle> lol Floss
55:00 <Skirmish> Her vegemite youtube video was weird, but I like Kate. 
55:00 <MusiciaN> don't ask me anything, all i do is post annoying messages nobody cares about
55:00 <Stinko> yeah i just noticed that thanks Floss :)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> MusiciaN, go join Skirmish in the cry me a river corner
56:00 <Floss> I dont believe there is any point arguing over australian politics... both sides have done good.. both sides have done bad... i vote on how badly religion leaks into parliament
56:00 <Floss> and id have to say.. abbott is a dickbrain
56:00 <Doodle> amen
56:00 <Skirmish> You just can't help yourself can you B1. We can all build a bridge for you to paddle your douchecanoe under. 
56:00 <Doodle> :D
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm this Liberal gov is dangerous
56:00 <Bastardly_One> for the first time in a long time
56:00 <MusiciaN> abbott is the best prime minister we've had since howard
56:00 <Floss> yes.. so was every other labor, and liberal govt
56:00 <Stinko> yeah i have to agree . you here what he wants to do with our marine parks around australia lol
56:00 <Floss> it doesnt change.. only the cunt u throw the shit at changes
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not this dangerous
56:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
57:00 <Floss> marine parks... forests.. yep.. thats collateral damage
57:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hx8_Iwpipk
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Penis monster (Apr 24, 2011) - Category: Entertainment - 9,097 views - 16 likes (80%), 4 dislikes (20%)
57:00 <The_Baron> now this cock is HAWT
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and deals with Monsanto
57:00 <Stinko> yup even the barrier reef now
57:00 <MusiciaN> who gives a shit about plants
57:00 <Floss> if someone thinks im going to shed a tear for a tree being cut down... they can fuck off
57:00 <MusiciaN> drill baby drill
57:00 <Stinko> hmm without plants
58:00 <Stinko> we dont breathe
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then if you're going to be so right wing ... you get what you deserve
58:00 <MusiciaN> if every tree on earth were to dissappear we wouldn't notice
58:00 <Floss> everyone has known for the last 40 years comparing 1 acre of hemp and 1 acre of tree, the hemp can produce something like 10 times the tree of paper.. while only taking a year to grow.. the tree takes 7-10
58:00 <Floss> but.. nothing as changed
58:00 <slower> trees are the lungs of the earth
58:00 <Bastardly_One> australia will be a 2nd world country soon
58:00 <MusiciaN> if you think earth gets its oxygen from tree's you're an idiot
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'll all wonder why
58:00 <Floss> grass...
58:00 <Floss> algae
58:00 <Floss> n shit
58:00 <MusiciaN> 97% comes from algae
59:00 <Floss> actually the slant eyes made a new grass a few years back
59:00 <Doodle> 97% of statistics are made up
59:00 <Skirmish> Got some hard stats to back that up MusiciaN? 
59:00 <birdbutts> https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnoxeknCU1rsdqomo1_400.gif
59:00 <Floss> has epic amount of oxygen production
59:00 <MusiciaN> thank god for having a world famous marine biologist teaching science in highschool
59:00 <MusiciaN> he was so awesome
59:00 <Floss> but look at the cunty scientists that made that thorium car
59:00 <Floss> 10g of thorium to run a car over 100 years
59:00 <MusiciaN> Skirmish your mother
59:00 <slower> MusiciaN you realy should think/research before opening your mouth
59:00 <Stinko> well the way we are treating this planet i will be supprised we will make it past 2100 lol
59:00 <Floss> you can bet your black cunt BP will buy that shit
00:00 <Floss> hot
00:00 <The_Baron> that thorium shit is for real?
00:00 <Floss> got pics
00:00 <Doodle> all on black
00:00 <Floss> yes
00:00 <The_Baron> thought it was just a hoax
00:00 <Doodle> yes, i do
00:00 <CannibalClown> 97% of Doodles are made up
00:00 <Stinko> well Abbott wanted to dredge the barrier reef lol . look where that got him
00:00 <CannibalClown> also boobs
00:00 <Skirmish> My mother is a lovely lady but not very bright. She would not have said anything about where the majority of oxygen is produced. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, supposedly
00:00 <couleurs> mortel combet!!!!!!!
00:00 <Floss> i dont know if they actually made it.. but the blueprint for the energy transfer is there
00:00 <Floss> better off in power generation though
01:00 <The_Baron> how radioactive is it
01:00 <Floss> like those IBM cunts
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the hoax site I showed ya today when I first read about that to be sure and no info ... so I assumed the idea was happening
01:00 <The_Baron> I should look into it I suppose
01:00 <Floss> it can be 100% shielded with 1 piece of aluminium foil
01:00 <Doodle> cadillac made one
01:00 <Bastardly_One> IBM are still ruining the planet
01:00 <Floss> nah
01:00 <MusiciaN> seriously how many nuclear power plants splitting water would it take to replace the oxygen generation of all plant life on earth
01:00 <Floss> ibm made a solar panel
01:00 <Floss> 1cmx1cm panel... 30 watts
01:00 <The_Baron> and also
01:00 <MusiciaN> we don't need the environment
01:00 <The_Baron> to last a 100 years
01:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't it need to be a slow fission?
02:00 <Skirmish> You sound like a hippy MusiciaN . 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm studying IBM at the moment for a sustainability project
02:00 <Bastardly_One> their own webpage admits it
02:00 <CannibalClown> ugh
02:00 <MusiciaN> i thought hippies love the environment, but okay
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're trying
02:00 <Floss> All i know is.. they use the thorium to heat water.. produces steam.. runs a turbine
02:00 <MusiciaN> i don't have a problem with being a hippy lol
02:00 <Floss> like those gas tankers
02:00 <CannibalClown> gotta love manipulation of the laws of thermodynamics
02:00 <The_Baron> yeah I understand how that works
02:00 <Doodle> so what did you do on friday night? oh i sat on the computer and talked about science
02:00 <Doodle> it was rad
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
03:00 <Floss> its not a piston motor like a train.. but a turbine that the steam runs thru
03:00 <CannibalClown> better than being methed out tho
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah I get that
03:00 <Skirmish> I've got an excuse ... I am at work. You guys sitting at home doing this need to take a hard look. 
03:00 <CannibalClown> im working too
03:00 <The_Baron> so it would be like a nuclear sub
03:00 <The_Baron> hmmm
03:00 <Floss> no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, you're free to leave anytime you like
03:00 <MusiciaN> yes nuclear power stations are basically big steam trains that turn an electric generator instead of wheels
03:00 <Floss> well.. the reactor heats water n does the same thing
03:00 <Floss> but its not nuclear as such
03:00 <Floss> i dont think
04:00 <Floss> MusiciaN.. its not a reciprocating piston
04:00 <The_Baron> it's radioactive dude
04:00 <Floss> its a turbine
04:00 <Skirmish> Get rid of your Skirmish Stiffy B1. Don't be a butthurt fag because I pointed out you talk too much shit. Constructive criticism. 
04:00 <MusiciaN> the water doesn't contact radioactive material, which is why people swim in it
04:00 <Floss> dont call me dude.. ill put my cunt on your ear and piss
04:00 <DrGore> ha
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatterbrain - Don't Call Me Dude.mp3 (6.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:33)
04:00 <Skirmish> You're a filthy woman floss. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> superiority complexs do nothing for me Skirmish ... give up
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah but the probelm with fissionary reactions is that they burn too hot, when they don't actually need to 
05:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
05:00 <Excessive> ok, I wanted to post this, but youtube didn't have it, so I had the track on my machine and pinched the artwork off discogs and put it together in windows movie maker and uploaded it ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93O4A7n6opk
05:00 <Floss> Skirmish.. let your fingers do the talking.. dickbrain
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Order - Blue Monday (Africa Broke Dub) (Mar 14, 2014) 6:03 - Category: Entertainment - No views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <couleurs> did u c teh pono i mite get 1 it looks cool
05:00 <The_Baron> the whole point of cold fission was to reduce to speed of fission so it burned cooler and slower
05:00 <MusiciaN> somebodies having thier monthlies
05:00 <Nikky`> lovely - more more
05:00 <The_Baron> but officially it's never been successful
05:00 <Nikky`> WOoHoo
05:00 <Doodle> ^_^
06:00 <Floss> http://energyfromthorium.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/suzanneHobbsThoriumEnergyCycle.jpg
06:00 <Floss> ther eyou go
06:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy discussions that include The_Baron. He's a wise man that's soaked up some info. 
06:00 <Floss> next subject fuckers
06:00 <Doodle> forium m8
06:00 <Floss> im done reading wikipedia and then talking in here making it look like i know shit
06:00 <The_Baron> well...cheers
06:00 <MusiciaN> the whole point of fusion is being able to use hydrogen instead of plutonium lol
07:00 <MusiciaN> i thought it was to get a better fuel sorce
07:00 <CannibalClown> lol wikipedia
07:00 <Floss> umm
07:00 <CannibalClown> (y)
07:00 <Floss> fuck off with your star trek fusion shit
07:00 <The_Baron> wtf fusion and hydrogen?
07:00 <Floss> we talking real life moron
07:00 <Skirmish> Is Floss Cherri_Pie? 
07:00 <Floss> yeah
07:00 <MusiciaN> yes the real life working fusion reactors turn hydrogen into helium
08:00 <Floss> fusion is when you get ur hydrogen atom
08:00 <CannibalClown> fusion was supposed to be from hydrogen into helium just like the sun
08:00 <Floss> and you like.. fuse it with another one
08:00 <Floss> yeh
08:00 <The_Baron> okay so far from what I am reading
08:00 <Floss> some 16 year old kid made a fusion reactor a few days ago
08:00 <The_Baron> there is no car that runs for a 100 years, it's just still being developed
08:00 <Doodle> please, go on
08:00 <Doodle> tell us more
08:00 <Shadowgate> lol Doodle
08:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
08:00 <MusiciaN> they've only been able to get the reaction going for a couple of minutes
08:00 <The_Baron> aah k
08:00 <Doodle> like a chain reaction?
08:00 <MusiciaN> but i haven't seen any updates on the tech for a couple of years
08:00 <CannibalClown> fusion reactor from some kid
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Diana Ross - Chain Reaction.mp3 (3.43MB 128kbps Stereo 3:44)
09:00 <CannibalClown> nice to know you all
09:00 <Stinko> shame we cant come up with clean efficent power . instead of coal and neuclear power lol
09:00 <The_Baron> so it powers a lazer that heats water for a turbine
09:00 <Doodle> yeeee
09:00 <The_Baron> hhmmm
09:00 <CannibalClown> were all dead
09:00 <Floss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68A_HPYGdlk
09:00 <Floss> The_Baron
09:00 <Floss> there u go
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
09:00 <Floss> now shut up
09:00 <Doodle> diana ross knows
09:00 <The_Baron> u brought it up
09:00 <Doodle> all about fooshun
09:00 <Skirmish> Get off the roids Floss. Why so angry? 
09:00 <CannibalClown> oh please
09:00 <MusiciaN> Floss is so angry tonight
09:00 <Doodle> someone kicked her in the nuts
09:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
09:00 <The_Baron> I don't take shit at face value
09:00 <CannibalClown> i smell
09:00 <Floss>  because its a boring subject
09:00 <CannibalClown> conspiracy
09:00 <The_Baron> if I just took everyones word for anything said
09:00 <Floss> go back to fighting
09:00 <The_Baron> I think there's a word for that
09:00 <Floss> wasnt someone going to get logs 
10:00 <The_Baron> naive
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
10:00 <Skirmish> Floss obviously lifts. She loves her animal steroids. 
10:00 <Serenity> are you all in competition of who can be the most boring
10:00 <Doodle> yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> don't start the cunt up Floss
10:00 <Doodle> i'm winning
10:00 <Floss> b1 go get your logs arab
10:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, flash ur boobs
10:00 <The_Baron> it'll work
10:00 <The_Baron> trust me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Serenity ... hence I walked off for a few mins
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
10:00 <Serenity> @/'
10:00 <Serenity> snail
10:00 <Floss> yuck
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll jihad our arse
10:00 <Floss> who wnats tits
10:00 <Serenity> @_/'
10:00 <Floss> i wanna see a proper cock
10:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone wants tits
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
11:00 <The_Baron> lol
11:00 <Doodle> rofl
11:00 <Doodle> propa cock m8
11:00 <Serenity> floss is different tonight
11:00 <Floss> none of this cheezy ugly uncut crap
11:00 <MusiciaN> i have a proper cock, but it's not for you
11:00 <CannibalClown> tits > cock
11:00 <Skirmish> I can save him the effort. He's a shitcunt. People in another channel were saying as much. I told him he needed to remove his head from his ass and quit being a shitcunt. That was weeks ago. Here we are, he's still a shitcunt. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss is possessed by cherri
11:00 <Floss> no.. im possessed for th need to see a decent dick
11:00 <Floss> you burgerface
11:00 <Doodle> google
11:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha thats a lot of shitcunts in one sentence
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah she does sound like cherri heaps actually
12:00 <Serenity> shes not chrri tho
12:00 <Shadowgate> lol burgerface
12:00 <Serenity> cherri
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and here we go ... the clown needs to pipe up
12:00 <Skirmish> It was appropriate. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum *yawns*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
12:00 <Floss> lol i did this spray tan on this massive chick the other day hey
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I said sounds heaps like
12:00 <The_Baron> Floss, are you into Chestbrah?
12:00 <Floss> she had to pick up her apron so i could do underneath it
12:00 <Skirmish> If she's not Cherri she sure does a great job impersonating her. 
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <Doodle> oh god
12:00 <CannibalClown> lol
12:00 <Doodle> did you have to spray around her blowhole
12:00 <doctor> Skirmish just doesn't like women
12:00 <The_Baron> fake tans
12:00 <The_Baron> lol
13:00 <The_Baron> it's amazing what ppl spend good money on
13:00 <Floss> nah the decency of her left her knickers on
13:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha blowhole
13:00 <Skirmish> I don't like women? How the hell did we reach that conclusion? Could you be any more wrong? 
13:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
13:00 <MusiciaN> getting other people to do your fake tan is weird
13:00 <Doodle> i don't like many women
13:00 <MusiciaN> how hard is it seriously
13:00 <The_Baron> getting a fake tan in the first place
13:00 <Floss> i reckon i couldve used the seat of her knickers as a tyre swing though
13:00 <The_Baron> gotta be a real fuckin turnip to do that
14:00 <MusiciaN> The_Baron i pay good money to spray my wife with fake tan, totally worth it
14:00 <Skirmish> ^
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
14:00 <Doodle> did you have to use primer or a base coat
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
14:00 <The_Baron> but whatever
14:00 <Floss> nah.. just had to get the spray nozzle drunk first
14:00 <Skirmish> I thought real dolls came from the factory already painted MusiciaN?
14:00 <The_Baron> I don't find it the least attractive
14:00 <MusiciaN> well i'm the one who has to look at her
14:00 <The_Baron> it rarely looks real
14:00 <CannibalClown> some of that spray one rubber they use in utes
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> crackle black
14:00 <Bastardly_One> even a real tan is pretty ugly IMO
14:00 <Floss> like.. when i do chicks.. they pick their tits up all the time.. which is normal
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Serenity> D:
14:00 <CannibalClown> thats it
14:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, mmm
14:00 <Floss> but.. picking up their apron... i coulda fuckin spewed
15:00 <MusiciaN> The_Baron you wouldn't know if it did look real because you wouldn't know that had a fake tan
15:00 <Doodle> how many litres did she take
15:00 <Serenity> why does someone that fat need a spray tan
15:00 <Serenity> on their gunt
15:00 <The_Baron> MusiciaN, dude I live on the gold coast
15:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:00 <The_Baron> I can spot em a mile away
15:00 <Serenity> where are they going to be showing that flesh
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <Floss> gunt haha
15:00 <MusiciaN> well thats understandable then
15:00 <Floss> nah this was to do her belly.. like.. underneath her belly button
15:00 <Bastardly_One> on the podium at your job?
15:00 <Floss> thought i was spraypainting a boat
15:00 <doctor> You've gone off the deep end Skirmish. I don't care to explain why, but best of luck to where ever it is that you are headed
15:00 <Serenity> YEAHHHH but who was she showing?
15:00 <Serenity> like why bother
15:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:00 <Serenity> LOLOLOL FLOSS!
15:00 <The_Baron> and there is one tell tale sign
15:00 <The_Baron> wrists and ankles
16:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
16:00 <The_Baron> no matter how good the spray job 
16:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Are you high? 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> a stripper or hooker might Serenity
16:00 <CannibalClown> undercoating a semi truck
16:00 <MusiciaN> i live on the bottom of SA where everybody is so un-tanned they're translucent by the end of winter
16:00 <The_Baron> eventually u see it in the wrists and/or ankles
16:00 <Serenity> a stripper that has to flip her fat flap to gte sprayed?
16:00 <Floss> hahah
16:00 <Serenity> what is the pole made out of a bollard?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking know
16:00 <doctor> I just don't care for you presence here anymore
16:00 <Floss> fat men are funny though
17:00 <MusiciaN> yes i am Floss
17:00 <Floss> like.. the way they can push their pubic hair area in.. and get like.. an extra 4 inches
17:00 <couleurs> i like the new doctor, very serious and hard hitten
17:00 <CannibalClown> lol 4 inches
17:00 <Skirmish> doctor: You and B1 should start a club. Get matching jackets./ 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a vision Serenity ... funny but horrid ... thanks
17:00 <Floss> i laugh at that so much
17:00 <Maurice> Thats a big bush
17:00 <Serenity> IMAGINE THE FAT FLAP
17:00 <Serenity> IMAGINE ITTT
17:00 <Floss> no not just the hair you gunt
17:00 <MusiciaN> i'm not that fat
17:00 <Floss> like the skin area underneath
17:00 <Maurice> I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT
18:00 <Doodle> this is much better than science
18:00 <MusiciaN> i get an extra inch pushing the fat in, but i don't need it if ya know what i mean
18:00 <Serenity> MusiciaN is making me want to vomit
18:00 <The_Baron> when fat flap becomes donkey pouch which turns into Moose knuckle
18:00 <MusiciaN> you love it
18:00 <The_Baron> Moose Knuckle: the older uglier cousin of camel toe
18:00 <Serenity> tuck your gunt flap into your tights
18:00 <Serenity> moose knuckle that shit all day
18:00 <CannibalClown> hahahaha
18:00 <Floss> yeh
19:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1655966_783948804949179_2040128683_n.jpg
19:00 <Floss> then your moose knuckle turns into Pieter
19:00 <Floss> and you hang yourself
19:00 <CannibalClown> EWW
19:00 <Doodle> looool
19:00 <Excessive> I had this but I sold it *kicks self* .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBvxuV860Q0
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FELIX - DON'T YOU WANT ME ( MARS PLASTIC REMIX ) ITALIAN REMIX by MEDIA RECORDS 1993 (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 82 likes (97.6%), 2 dislikes (2.4%)
19:00 <Floss> wow
19:00 <Doodle> low hangers
19:00 <Floss> the fact her nipples are still pointing outwards.. and not down... is staggering
19:00 <Doodle> maybe theyre not nipples
19:00 <Doodle> maybe theyre googly eyes
20:00 <Floss> penises.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of boobs ... did you do me a pic today Maurice?
20:00 <Floss> from prior dates
20:00 <Maurice> No
20:00 <Serenity> i think Maurice has had more pressing issues today
20:00 <Floss> OMG they arent tits!!! THEYRE PENIS STORAGE CONTAINERS
20:00 <Bastardly_One> knew it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was about to say
20:00 <Doodle> PSC
20:00 <Floss> hahah.. mammogram
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how's aulds?
20:00 <Floss> slam those tits
20:00 <MusiciaN> why do i picture a black guy when i see the name maurice
20:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA B1 thinks he's in the running for a pic of Maurice's tits. OH GOD LOL
20:00 <Maurice> Buried in the front garden
20:00 <Serenity> because you are racist
20:00 <Floss> i picture belles dad from beauty and the beast when i hear/see Maurice
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, sorry to hear
21:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ...
21:00 <MusiciaN> i am?
21:00 <Floss> coz thats how i roll cunt
21:00 <MusiciaN> maybe you're racist for picturing a white guy
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Serenity> floss my love
21:00 <CannibalClown> Maurice has a black mans cock tho
21:00 <Serenity> i dont picture anything cause i know Maurice
21:00 <Maurice> It's a biggun
21:00 <Floss> http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/cartoons/cartoon_images/beauty_beast_belle_maurice.jpg
21:00 <Floss> thats Maurice
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the black mambo ... 14 incher
21:00 <MusiciaN> well maybe i'm black
21:00 <The_Baron> CannibalClown, what happened to the black man though?
21:00 <Floss> on the right
21:00 <MusiciaN> you don't know
21:00 <Floss> the dude
21:00 <Floss> you get it
21:00 <CannibalClown> dunno
21:00 <Serenity> HAHA
21:00 <CannibalClown> probably in the garden
21:00 <Serenity> i like baron
21:00 <Serenity> a lot
21:00 <Floss> OMG
21:00 <Floss> Belle
22:00 <Floss> looks like fran drescher
22:00 <birdbutts> i've gone off the deep end
22:00 <Floss> fuckin omg
22:00 <Floss> she even has the devils peak
22:00 <Doodle> :/
22:00 <The_Baron> teehee
22:00 <Floss> fuck can u imagine a Beauty beast dub over with fran dreschers voice
22:00 <MusiciaN> i dreamed about banging fran drescher when i was a teenager
22:00 <Floss> yuck
22:00 <MusiciaN> still would
22:00 <Doodle> imagine the noise
23:00 <MusiciaN> she's hot to trott
23:00 <Floss> the fuckin. noise.
23:00 <couleurs> 2 many nonsense in hear
23:00 <Floss> reminds me of a jokes
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah I wouldn't mind banging Fran Drescher back in the day, in an SS uniform
23:00 <The_Baron> >:D
23:00 <Floss> whats the difference between jelly and jam???? you cant jelly your cock down fran dreschers throat
23:00 <Serenity> floss my dear
23:00 <Floss> yes grandma
23:00 <Serenity> how long as it been since you had a root
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Floss> oh not long
23:00 <Excessive> that's jam n marmalade
23:00 <CannibalClown> ages by the tension
23:00 <Floss> the real question is when did i last have a good one
23:00 <Doodle> oh dear
23:00 <CannibalClown> zing
23:00 <Serenity> no its jam and jelly
23:00 <MusiciaN> he obviously didn't finish the job
24:00 <Serenity> you need a good woman
24:00 <The_Baron> what's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?
24:00 <Floss> your mum
24:00 <MusiciaN> some men have no stamina
24:00 <Doodle> don't be disgusting sarah
24:00 <The_Baron> about an inch and a half
24:00 <Floss> nah
24:00 <Floss> i just have to do all the work
24:00 <Serenity> ROBERT ILL FUCKING SAY WHAT I WANT
24:00 <Floss> he just lays there
24:00 <The_Baron> see, I can tell old jokes too
24:00 <Doodle> NO SHUT UP
24:00 <MusiciaN> i feel guilty if i leave without giving at least two orgasms
24:00 <Floss> may as well fuck a remote control
24:00 <Serenity> two?
24:00 <Serenity> piss weak
24:00 <Serenity> i want a half a dozen or dont bother
24:00 <Doodle> two? effort
24:00 <Floss> i dont care about orgasms
24:00 <doctor> birdbutts, the deep end is your domain. do not tolerate intruders
24:00 <CannibalClown> :}
24:00 <Skirmish> MusiciaN: Aren't you married? 
25:00 <Doodle> wait, by 2 orgasms do you mean you and her
25:00 <MusiciaN> slightly
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the effort comment
25:00 <Floss> brothers mrs has em like every 30 seconds greedy bitch
25:00 <Serenity> im the equivalent to a two stroke
25:00 <The_Baron> this should just about do it
25:00 <Skirmish> Slightly .... remember your lies if you're going to tell some dude. 
25:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
25:00 <MusiciaN> Doodle no, but if she doesn't give me one i don't feel guilty
25:00 <Bastardly_One> or a fuck machine
25:00 <couleurs> `seen Skrotus
25:00 <prowl> couleurs, Skrotus ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 10 weeks 2 days 13 hours 28 minutes ago (01.01. 08:57) stating "Connection closed" after spending 14 hours 2 minutes there.
25:00 <Floss> Serenity.. need your rings pre lubed?
25:00 <Serenity> LOL FLOSS
25:00 <Doodle> why else would you get married if not for orgasms on tap
25:00 <couleurs> RIP Skrotus
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish has his period it seems
25:00 <The_Baron> love beads?
25:00 <MusiciaN> Skirmish i never told any lies?
25:00 <Serenity> married people dont have sex
25:00 <Serenity> dont be stupid
26:00 <Doodle> sux 2bu
26:00 <doctor> RIP in pieces Them
26:00 <The_Baron> yes we do, just quarterly
26:00 <Floss> i can get myself off really easily
26:00 <Floss> men just dont have a hope
26:00 <Doodle> show us
26:00 <Doodle> i mean really
26:00 <Floss> show me the money first cunt
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Doodle> pff
26:00 <Floss> 10g plus your newborn
26:00 <Serenity> i could get you off
26:00 <Serenity> and off
26:00 <Skirmish> I'm on my period for pointing out that 10mins ago MusiciaN was spray tanning his wife and now he's feeling guilty if he hasn't hit the gong twice before he leaves.  Where is he leaving? Brothel?
26:00 <Floss> no thanx
26:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1900096_10151810346326653_1487830217_n.jpg
27:00 <Excessive> and such is lief
27:00 <Serenity> im confused Skirmish
27:00 <Floss> the only thing i hate worse than uncut penis.. is old person vagina
27:00 <Skirmish> Me too. 
27:00 <Serenity> IM NOT OLD YOU CUNT
27:00 <Serenity> how dare you
27:00 <MusiciaN> i have a wife, but i'm seperated. so i have a wife when i want to have a wife.
27:00 <Floss> show us your cunny
27:00 <Floss> i bet i can tell how old u are
27:00 <Serenity> im not a tree
27:00 <Serenity> i dont have rings
27:00 <Maurice> Lol like when you cut down a tree
28:00 <Floss> snap
28:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahaha
28:00 <The_Baron> you effectively have a fuck buddy that happens to have a marriage certificate with you then
28:00 <MusiciaN> exactly
28:00 <MusiciaN> it's a good deal
28:00 <Maurice> I don't know where my marriage cert is, does it still count
28:00 <Skirmish> So you've failed at marriage essentially. 
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1947591_665088120199946_1642313544_n.jpg
28:00 <Floss> heh
28:00 <Floss> actually.. there is 1 particular vagina i hate
28:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, yeah if that shit is in public records
28:00 <The_Baron> ur still married
29:00 <MusiciaN> Skirmish i wouldn't have ever said i succeeded
29:00 <Doodle> same Floss
29:00 <Skirmish> I bet you'd be the type of guy that would be pleased with your situation until your ex wife starts banging someone else. 
29:00 <Serenity> alright ok leave my poor vagina alone
29:00 <The_Baron> u can't just throw ur ring into Mordor and hope it will all be over
29:00 <Floss> http://31.media.tumblr.com/12d54748fd5824a246d2b6ad526d0bc8/tumblr_mnmpqiVxic1ru5szeo1_1280.jpg
29:00 <Floss> that
29:00 <Floss> makes me fucking spew
29:00 <Floss> when i spray tan a meaty cunny
29:00 <Serenity> jesus fcking christ floss
29:00 <CannibalClown> GIANT CLITORIS FROM HELL
29:00 <Doodle> lol it looks like a stingray
29:00 <doctor> Hello milk
29:00 <CannibalClown> hahahaha
29:00 <milk> hi
29:00 <MusiciaN> Skirmish nah i wouldn't care
29:00 <Doodle> she is gonna steve irwin you
29:00 <Floss> and u gotta go all 3d on the vagina to get it all
29:00 <Serenity> why is it slimey
29:00 <Serenity> ffs
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's a larger than usual clit
29:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell, That needed a warning
29:00 <Floss> fuck the clit
30:00 <Floss> look at the flaps
30:00 <Doodle> CRIKEY
30:00 <The_Baron> I seen flaps bigger years ago
30:00 <Skirmish> So then you'd be spending your money spray tanning a woman that's getting her cervix bashed by another bloke.
30:00 <DrGore> done worse
30:00 <The_Baron> used to call her Mantaray
30:00 <MusiciaN> it looks like a cobra
30:00 <MusiciaN> hissssss
30:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1656270_833893499971174_878774089_n.jpg
30:00 <The_Baron> though with a clit like that, the dude has NO excuse
30:00 <Floss> http://p.im9.eu/pussy-hot-pussy-themedumps-1.jpg
30:00 <MusiciaN> when chicks take anabolic steroids their clit gets huge
30:00 <The_Baron> where is it? ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
30:00 <The_Baron> DING DING DING!!
30:00 <Floss> that is a good pussy
31:00 <Floss> although probably underage
31:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
31:00 <Doodle> i can hear sirens
31:00 <Floss> photoshop does that
31:00 <Floss> if its on google images its fuckin safe ok fgt
31:00 <Serenity> i dont have flaps
31:00 <Doodle> i will tell the constables
31:00 <Skirmish> No labia? 
31:00 <Shadowgate> lol Doodle
31:00 <Serenity> none
32:00 <Serenity> its just a hole
32:00 <CannibalClown> :O
32:00 <The_Baron> just like WA
32:00 <Skirmish> That's fucking weird I wanna see now! 
32:00 <MusiciaN> Floss didn't you tip the surgen who did your sex change
32:00 <Doodle> loooool
32:00 <CannibalClown> \O/
32:00 <Serenity> LOL
32:00 <Floss> yeah
32:00 <Serenity> |o|
32:00 <Floss> well sort of
32:00 <Floss> i fucked his brother
32:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1977007_10152203855850139_1435688535_n.jpg
32:00 <MusiciaN> haha
33:00 <MusiciaN> that is brilliant
33:00 <Floss> heh. i go to work so i dont have to sit at home and listen to cunt whinging
33:00 <The_Baron> ur cunt whinges?
33:00 <Floss> mmm
33:00 <MusiciaN> that too
33:00 <Serenity> fucks sake the cat just licked my nose
33:00 <Serenity> smells like a prossies fanny
33:00 <The_Baron> does it speak like the Wizards hat in Harry Potter?
33:00 <Doodle> mine is licking his arse
33:00 <Floss> heh.. Serenity having foreplay with a pussy.. nothing out of the ordinary
33:00 <MagicVagina> House GRIFFINDOR!
33:00 <CannibalClown> :}
34:00 <Floss> heh.. nah the cunt has a cock
34:00 <Floss> its just.. hes younger than me a fair bit
34:00 <Floss> but he has a massive cock
34:00 <DrGore> The_Baron
34:00 <MusiciaN> i thought you loved the cock
34:00 <Floss> but is useless using it
34:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1379992_10152080205333705_490222608_n.jpg
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah DrGore?
34:00 <DrGore> Morbid angel are coming to aus
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah??
34:00 <Bastardly_One> again finally?
34:00 <The_Baron> when when when
34:00 <Skirmish> Ever considered dumping him Floss? 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> about fucking time
34:00 <Floss> Yeah well.. Jesus is coming...... get a towel
34:00 <DrGore> playing covonent
35:00 <Floss> maybe
35:00 <Skirmish> Why do people whinge about situations they are in when they can very easily take steps to correct them? 
35:00 <Floss> man i gotta get bro on here
35:00 <Maurice> Please don't, Floss
35:00 <The_Baron> I gotta look this shit up now
35:00 <Floss> this is flat out boring but ever so slightly amusing
35:00 <Doodle> Skirmish i did that on here, the person i was talking to said that
35:00 <Floss> lol why the hell not
35:00 <Doodle> so i went and threw my gf at the time out
35:00 <DrGore> Floss I instantly dislike you
35:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Good man. 
35:00 <DrGore> but then I dislike most people
35:00 <Floss> DrGore.. then.. you are a poofter.. and can go to buggery
35:00 <Doodle> and look at me now!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, one step ahead of ya ... already googling
35:00 <Doodle> actually no
35:00 <Stinko> lol 
35:00 <Doodle> dont do that
36:00 <Skirmish> Life is too short to spend it with people who you don't really want to be with.
36:00 <Doodle> agreed
36:00 <Doodle> /quit
36:00 <Serenity> AMEN SISTA
36:00 <Stinko> isnt it /slitswrists Doodle ? :)
36:00 <Floss> no u idiot
36:00 <Floss> /wrists
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah I will be able to make the brisbane show
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Floss> you fucking monoloid
36:00 <The_Baron> 22nd april
36:00 <Doodle> /slit
36:00 <Floss> what the fuck is slash slits wrist.. makes no sense
37:00 <Skirmish> lol monoloid. Down syndrome mongoloid. 
37:00 <DrGore> Covonent from start to finsih
37:00 <Floss> / is slash.. you fuckin gunt
37:00 <DrGore> err
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
37:00 <DrGore> finish
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah awesome DrGore
37:00 <Bastardly_One> where's the dates though?
37:00 <DrGore> i'll check
37:00 <The_Baron> http://sfmedia.com.au/morbid-angel-announces-australian-tour-dates/
37:00 <Floss> probably up your arse
37:00 <Floss> with the fuckin pineapple
37:00 <Doodle> looool
37:00 <Doodle> Floss
37:00 <Floss> use the dates for lube?
37:00 <Doodle> go and have sex
37:00 <Doodle> or let out some steam
37:00 <Doodle> or something
37:00 <Skirmish> Oh what I would give for them to change the time on this ship.
37:00 <Floss> im fine
38:00 <Doodle> go and have a really good poo
38:00 <Stinko> bleh 3 more months till the movie i want to watch comes out
38:00 <Floss> i just hate stupid cunts... if Pieter was around id fuckin crack his head open on a fuckin slab of kit kat
38:00 <Doodle> hahaha
38:00 <Floss> HAVE A BREAK CUNT
38:00 <CannibalClown> have a snickers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> april
38:00 <Skirmish> Get off irc for 5 minutes and go and tell your bf that he is a useless root floss.
38:00 <Doodle> or
38:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
38:00 <The_Baron> I can't believe no one mentioned this on my fb
38:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
38:00 <Doodle> put him on here so we can tell him
38:00 <couleurs> morbidly obese angle 
38:00 <Floss> nah im tryin to ring bro
38:00 <DrGore> https://www.facebook.com/events/762453600432431/
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I think I found out about Gary Numan by accident
39:00 <Floss> whats this morbid angel shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> FB can be useless sometimes
39:00 <Floss> fuckin s club 7 reunited or some shit
39:00 <Skirmish> I dont mind floss on irc, but I wouldn't like her in real life. She is too masculine.
39:00 <Excessive> do dog owners even think abt this? :S ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1045026_626293820716846_1548939210_n.jpg
39:00 <Doodle> she terrifies me
39:00 <Stinko> 27th of june can't come around fast enough
39:00 <DrGore> nothing to intrest you philistine
39:00 <Serenity> BREAKIN THE LAWWW BREAKIN THE LAWW
39:00 <CannibalClown> everyone terrifies Doodle
39:00 <Floss> heh thats all u got to worry about
39:00 <Doodle> :(
39:00 <Doodle> true
39:00 <Floss> how about licking your boyfriends cock
40:00 <Floss> and he eats ur gunt
40:00 <Skirmish> She is a dead ringer for Cherri_Pie on here and she's a self confessed bull dyke. 
40:00 <Floss> and ur arsehole
40:00 <CannibalClown> he loves it
40:00 <birdbutts> morbdily obtuse angle
40:00 <Floss> and then shirks at swapping toothbrushes
40:00 <Floss> men are fuckin stupid
40:00 <CannibalClown> :o
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <couleurs> huehue
40:00 <Stinko> so true Floss
40:00 <Floss> like.. u fuckin dig his tonsils out with ur tongue
40:00 <Floss> or wotever u fuckin do
41:00 <Floss> but ewwww get new toothbrushes if u use wrong one.. get munted
41:00 <Skirmish> I hated dealing with lesbians working at clubs. They were acting worse than most guys do when getting kicked out but you couldn't do what you'd do to a guy because it would be viewed as "hitting a girl". 
41:00 <Serenity> o.O
41:00 <Stinko> well if there tonsils are bad atleast you dug em out lol
41:00 <DrGore> u going Bastardly_One
41:00 <Floss> lesbians are hilarious
41:00 <Skirmish> She's no girl! She's more man than all of us put together! 
41:00 <Floss> i know one who straps her tits 
41:00 <Doodle> violence against women: australia says its ok if she is a dyke
41:00 <Excessive> lmfao .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/970056_625906417422253_1656439636_n.jpg
41:00 <Floss> thinks it maes her look like a man.. just makes her look like a fat lezzo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> think so DrGore
42:00 <Skirmish> Women are just nuts. 
42:00 <Skirmish> I've had one burn me on the arms with her ciggy whilst I choked her bf out.
42:00 <DrGore> i'll keep an eye out for The_Baron and Bastardly_One
42:00 <Floss> rofl
42:00 <Skirmish> One tried to stab me with her heels when she was told she was cut off.
42:00 <Floss> i went with a chick once
42:00 <Floss> never again
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... you're in syd ... he's in qld
42:00 <Skirmish> "Yeah, that's sure showing me you're not completely fucking nuts"
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm in vic
42:00 <DrGore> oh 
43:00 <DrGore> well
43:00 <Floss> omg.. shut the hell up
43:00 <The_Baron> but I will be at the brissie show
43:00 <Serenity> who ARE these women men date
43:00 <Serenity> i hear so many horror stories
43:00 <The_Baron> or u going to all of them DrGore?
43:00 <Serenity> i think im a bloke
43:00 <Floss> beearrrrbee
43:00 <DrGore> doubt it
43:00 <CannibalClown> that that that boy boy need therapy
43:00 <Floss> omg
43:00 <Doodle> not witht hose tits sezz
43:00 <Doodle> *those
44:00 <The_Baron> whens ur band coming up north next DrGore?
44:00 <Floss> LEL
44:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
44:00 <Serenity> LEAVE MY BOOBIES ALONE
44:00 <CannibalClown> Doodle have you seen those guys with tits
44:00 <DrGore> november probs
44:00 <Serenity> they arent that big.
44:00 <Floss> well. back
44:00 <Doodle> i didn't do anything to them
44:00 <Floss> fuck bens a dick
44:00 <couleurs> discusteing chanel
44:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
44:00 <DrGore> new album, new drummer
44:00 <The_Baron> I mention ur boobies once Serenity
44:00 <The_Baron> and see
44:00 <DrGore> should be good
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
44:00 <CannibalClown> you dont have any in stock then
44:00 <Floss> i dont fuckin believe it
44:00 <Skirmish> Serenity's sublime breasts. *sighs*
44:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah sick
44:00 <Serenity> lol.
44:00 <Floss> i ring my bro 10 times
44:00 <Floss> he answeres
44:00 <Serenity> i posted a pic of my cat and everyones all
44:00 <Serenity> booooooooobs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be the only one who's not seem them
44:00 <Floss> cracks the shit that i woke him up
44:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have to go and get a loan and get the fiance's upgraded. 
44:00 <Floss> its.. 845..
45:00 <Serenity> hes fat floss
45:00 <Serenity> fat people need their sleep
45:00 <Skirmish> 11:45pm here. 5 hours of my shift left. Starting at 5 in the afternoon is fucked.
45:00 <CannibalClown> lol
45:00 <Floss> wont come on here reckons some one used his name or some shit
45:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, I said tits
45:00 <Maurice> Not boobs
45:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
45:00 <CannibalClown> it was him
45:00 <Floss> lelwot
45:00 <Serenity> he was trying to convince us it wasnt him using his nick
45:00 <CannibalClown> badly too
45:00 <DrGore> http://www.binarymoon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/firefly-serenity-river.jpg
45:00 <Floss> lel
46:00 <DrGore> serenity
46:00 <Serenity> wow DrGore youre so witty and original
46:00 <DrGore> and i take everything literally too
46:00 <DrGore> so thanks
46:00 <Floss> imma ring him back this is gonna be funny
47:00 <CannibalClown> :)
47:00 <The_Baron> `brb
47:00 <Skirmish> Who is Floss' bro? 
47:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/943b2787f8586511c12af6744744e416/tumblr_mxv8bi9hmG1qgwqw9o1_500.gif
48:00 <CannibalClown> waixurgunt
48:00 <couleurs> me when i leave irc
48:00 <birdbutts> http://i.imgur.com/iCgUVF3.jpg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
49:00 <Bastardly_One> explains a hell of a lot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I see it runs in the family
49:00 <Serenity> he hasnt got a gunt hes got a fucking ankle gut
49:00 <Floss> wow
49:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
49:00 <CannibalClown> gankle
49:00 <couleurs> someone wrote pugs not drugs on a wall here and it's a big wall i will take a photo of it cos i forgot sorry
50:00 <The_Baron> u know ur fat when u break a sweat when u wipe your own arse
50:00 <Floss> well that was... interesting
50:00 <stompin> o_O
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=501395453206684&set=vb.100000087012973&type=2&theater
50:00 <Nikky`> stompin :o)
51:00 <Floss> oh well
52:00 <Floss> this got boring
52:00 <Serenity> im watching girl interrupted
52:00 <Serenity> shh
52:00 <Floss> fitting
52:00 <The_Baron> the book is FAR better
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah, i had to be THAT guy
52:00 <Scramble> you mean you HAVEN'T read the book!?!? psshhhh
52:00 <couleurs> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/man-climbs-into-bed-with-sleeping-woman-in-acland-street-st-kilda-apartment-building-20140314-34q7w.html
52:00 <Floss> well.. someone MAY have actually used his name
52:00 <Skirmish> I wish I had of bought something to watch. 
53:00 <Floss> but fuck him
53:00 <Serenity> i didnt know there was a book
53:00 <Scramble> I bought the departed on blurry today
53:00 <Scramble> lol blurry
53:00 <Scramble> blu ray
53:00 <Skirmish> I thought  would be touring a ship for half the night but nooooooo the weather had to go bad. 
53:00 <Floss> you seen haven
53:00 <Floss> thats a good fuckin series hey
53:00 <couleurs> theirs a niger on the loose 
53:00 <Serenity> im going to get the book
53:00 <Serenity> how did i not know this
53:00 <Scramble> hide yo wife hide yo kids
53:00 <Floss> nigel?
53:00 <mattyd> fuk
53:00 <Floss> oh nigger
54:00 <Floss> boring
54:00 <Scramble> how's everyone's Friday night?
55:00 <Floss> so wait
55:00 <Floss> what was actually going on in here with him
55:00 <Scramble> that good huh
55:00 <CannibalClown> he was being a fuckhead as usual
56:00 <CannibalClown> then started pretending to be someone that "owned" him
56:00 <Floss> ok thats not really any decent information
56:00 <CannibalClown> id look up the logs but i cbf really
56:00 <Floss> fair enough
56:00 <Bastardly_One> from what I saw
56:00 <Skirmish> Who is Floss' brother? 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he just went flat out abusive
57:00 <Bastardly_One> every single moment he was in here
57:00 <Serenity> all of a sudden he wasnt ben anymore some guy who ben fucked his mrs
57:00 <Serenity> and he was on here pretending to be ben to make everyone hate him
57:00 <Floss> oh yeah well that happened
57:00 <Serenity> even though everyone already hated him
57:00 <Floss> that was a while ago though
58:00 <Scramble> dominos dude should be here any minute
58:00 <Floss> basically from what his mrs told me is they had a 3 way with this girl and her husband didnt know about it
59:00 <Floss> she got all freaked out n shit and told him
59:00 <Scramble> alriiiight, hot pizza
59:00 <Skirmish> The last thing I would do if someone from irc rooted my mrs would be to hack their account "to make everyone hate them".  
59:00 <Skirmish> I'd be driving back from out west very pleased with a shovel in the back of the ute and no mrs and no worries. 
59:00 <Serenity> everyone already hated waix
59:00 <Serenity> i dont believe it for a second
59:00 <Floss> i dont think there was any hacking involved
59:00 <Floss> ben reckons he hasnt used irc in over a year.. they dont even have adsl where they are
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