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41:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep time
08:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/358bd578c7ced0091bc7c0690759ddbf/tumblr_n0l8irko8p1rh1v81o1_400.gif
08:00 <simba> heeehhahh
18:00 <jezer> some one runs austnet is trying to hack me
18:00 <jezer> went to their site firefox crashes
18:00 <jezer> fuck off cunts
20:00 <jezer> on website sez aura server dont exisit
23:00 <jezer> when i went here info.austnet.org/vhosts/servers.html‎
23:00 <jezer> firefox crashed
23:00 <Senpai> why are you still here
23:00 <Senpai> fuck off
23:00 <jezer> so wtf are u scum
24:00 <Serenity> shut up chris no ones hacking you
24:00 <Serenity> longie has better shit to do than hack you you spastic
25:00 <jezer> how come my internet light was flashing when i got new ip and nothing was downloading
25:00 <jezer> so cunt put virus on my computer cause of mirc
26:00 <jezer> some
26:00 <Serenity> because you're an idiot and you dont know whts running off your system. or you have a virus that has absolutely nothing to do with irc
26:00 <cherri_pie> i have to say this argument between serenity and chris is interesting
26:00 <cherri_pie> serenity can be so bitchy lol
26:00 <cherri_pie> carry on then :)
26:00 <jezer> lolz
27:00 <cherri_pie> whats the problem chris u think u have a virus
28:00 <jezer> i think i did
28:00 <cherri_pie> why what happened
28:00 <Serenity> no one just gets a virus. If you have a virus YOU did it. they cant just give you one from being on irc. You're an idiot. Learn how to use your computer and stop clicking shit thats sus
28:00 <cherri_pie> just run a virus program chris
28:00 <jezer> u can look up mirc virus
28:00 <jezer> on google
28:00 <cherri_pie> you have to be a pretty good hacker to get past that shit
28:00 <jezer> it can infect ne irc client
29:00 <jezer> Serenity: 
29:00 <cherri_pie> what does this virus do chris
29:00 <Serenity> bullshit. if you have a virus you did it to yourself by clicking something
29:00 <jezer> nope
29:00 <cherri_pie> what are these mirc viruses supposed to do
29:00 <cherri_pie> if you had one
29:00 <jezer> by some one runs austnet
29:00 <Serenity> no
29:00 <jezer> yes
29:00 <Kynetic> lol
29:00 <Serenity> they cant just put shit on your computer
29:00 <Kynetic> i remember
29:00 <Kynetic> years ago now
29:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work that way you complete moron
30:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine who had no idea about computers
30:00 <Kynetic> gets given an old computer
30:00 <DreamSeller> the only virus on irc right now is jezer
30:00 <Kynetic> and he asks me to set hm up with the internet
30:00 <Serenity> austnet is set up like fort knox it doesnt work that way and it CANNOT work that way chris
30:00 <Serenity> you're an idiot
30:00 <Kynetic> so i set him up a dialup account cos the computer already had a modem installed
30:00 <Kynetic> anyway
31:00 <Kynetic> no less than 24 hours after ive walked away with it all setup
31:00 <Kynetic> he calls me
31:00 <cherri_pie> kynetic does ur mate live in 1950 or something
31:00 <jezer> they use the austnet servers to ping me to death
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <jezer> i not stupid
31:00 <Kynetic> tells me whenever he opens 'the internet' all these windows open up
31:00 <Serenity> no one who owns austnet is doing that
31:00 <Kynetic> i ask him
31:00 <Kynetic> 'did you clck on anything that popped up ?'
31:00 <cherri_pie> sounds like chris has been reading conspiracy theories
31:00 <Bonny> jezer.. everyone gets pinged by austnet servers. it's not them hacking you.. it's them checking if your connection is alive
31:00 <Bonny> so they disconnect you if it's not
32:00 <Kynetic> hes like 'yea some chck told me she was in my area and wanted sex so i clicked it;
32:00 <Kynetic> i facepalmed
32:00 <Kynetic> and hung up.
32:00 <cherri_pie> lets humor him for a second
32:00 <cherri_pie> assuming you got hacked chris
32:00 <jezer> can u delete element of the server then
32:00 <Kynetic> never again.
32:00 <cherri_pie> what would a hacker want to do to you
32:00 <jezer> off
32:00 <jezer> for good
32:00 <cherri_pie> your a pretty low budget sort 
32:00 <cherri_pie> theres not much fun to be had with you chris assuming you were hacked
32:00 <cherri_pie> just thought id put that out there :/
32:00 <Kynetic> jezer the only way element has 'hacked' you
33:00 <Kynetic> is if youve downloaded and run something he sent you
33:00 <cherri_pie> that element is a funny cunt
33:00 <Serenity> whats element got to do with anything
33:00 <Kynetic> or youve gone to a link he sent you
33:00 <jezer> he is a stalking piece of shit
33:00 <cherri_pie> and even links and downloads wouldnt work
33:00 <cherri_pie> if you run a virus program
33:00 <cherri_pie> the end
33:00 <Serenity> so is it element or austnet
33:00 <Serenity> youre changing your story now
33:00 <Kynetic> lol
33:00 <cherri_pie> and even if they did wtf would they do
34:00 <cherri_pie> lol that was actually funny
34:00 <cherri_pie> element or austnet
34:00 <jezer> download shit the perverts want with my connection
34:00 <cherri_pie> i hope its element coz hes funny
34:00 <Serenity> no chris
34:00 <jezer> thats what they would do
34:00 <Serenity> its your piece of shit computer
34:00 <cherri_pie> austnet is a boring cunt
34:00 <Kynetic> you re not even making any sense
34:00 <Serenity> its not element
34:00 <Serenity> no ones doing anything to him
34:00 <jezer> and then email it to a email address
34:00 <simba> its pure paranoia
34:00 <jezer> off my pc
34:00 <B1-not-here> oh
34:00 <B1-not-here> that's me now
34:00 <Serenity> he probably clicked something on facebook
34:00 <jezer> for someone to access
34:00 <B1-not-here> while pretending to sleep chris
34:00 <B1-not-here> I'm using your net
35:00 <B1-not-here> to d/load shit
35:00 <B1-not-here> and now I'm going to sleep
35:00 <B1-not-here> *gone*
35:00 <Bonny> good porn, B1-not-here?
35:00 <simba> ok Pieter
35:00 <Kynetic> man when wifi first became big you could get internet just about anywhere walking down the street.
36:00 <simba> but we didnt really have the technology, only PDAs
36:00 <simba> and big laptops
36:00 <Kynetic> my 7 month old son is fully awake right now sitting on the couch next to me slapping me going ' DA DA DA DA DA '
36:00 <Kynetic> sigh.
36:00 <cherri_pie> thats good parenting then
36:00 <cherri_pie> not
36:00 <Kynetic> lol
36:00 <simba> rub whiskey into his gums 
36:00 <Kynetic> he just woke up
36:00 <Kynetic> i think he's teething
37:00 <Serenity> what the hell has parenting got to do with anything
37:00 <Kynetic> hes gonna be walking in a month i swear
37:00 <Serenity> a 7 month old wont sleep because you want it to
37:00 <cherri_pie> good to see his future fathers prospects
37:00 <cherri_pie> and these are the people responsible for the next generation
37:00 <cherri_pie> wow
37:00 <Kynetic> hes already pulling himself up and walking around using the walls and anything he can grab onto
37:00 <cherri_pie> :/
37:00 <Kynetic> heh
37:00 <Kynetic> youre an idiot cherri_pie
37:00 <simba> what is cherri_pie talking about 
37:00 <simba> i dont have anyone on ignore....
37:00 <Kynetic> he literally just woke up
37:00 <Kynetic> what am i to do
37:00 <Serenity> pick the person with no kids
38:00 <Maurice> ME
38:00 <Kynetic> he is fully awake
38:00 <Maurice> Oh my
38:00 <Maurice> But I have no kids
38:00 <cherri_pie> im basicly saying i dont even know how you have a kid kynetic when u dont even have a job
38:00 <Serenity> i cant remember how many times i used to sit up with a 7 month old at 2am
38:00 <cherri_pie> how do you expect to support it besides centrelink payments
38:00 <Kynetic> the fuck?
38:00 <Maurice> I've got a 7 month old sitting next to me and it's not even mine
38:00 <Serenity> umm how do you know he doesnt have a job?
38:00 <Maurice> LOL
38:00 <Kynetic> i have a partner?
38:00 <Kynetic> who earns fuckloads in IT
38:00 <Maurice> No, you have a fiance
38:00 <cherri_pie> oh your partners on centrelink too lol
38:00 <Maurice> You're not gay, no partner
39:00 <Kynetic> thankyou Maurice
39:00 <Maurice> lulz cherri_pie
39:00 <Kynetic> yeah.. shes totally on centrelink.. lulz
39:00 <Maurice> I don't work, don't get centrelink and I have 3 kids
39:00 <Maurice> We live on air and glitter
39:00 <cherri_pie> i was gonna say either that, or you just pop out another one to boost your baby bonus
39:00 <Serenity> what makes you say either of them are on centrelink
39:00 <Kynetic> err
39:00 <cherri_pie> now thats what i call smart business lol
39:00 <Maurice> He's a dude, he pops nothing
39:00 <Kynetic> baby bonus ended
39:00 <Maurice> Except his nut
39:00 <Kynetic> besides which
39:00 <Serenity> baby bonus doesnt exist anymore.. and its nothing compared to what a baby costs
39:00 <Kynetic> we claimed parental leave not the baby bonus
40:00 <Maurice> I got $800 when my first son was born
40:00 <Kynetic> so my fiance could spend more time at home with the kds
40:00 <Maurice> Got myself 3 plasmas
40:00 <Kynetic> 3?
40:00 <Kynetic> you got ripped of
40:00 <cherri_pie> they must of been small plasmas
40:00 <Kynetic> i bought 16
40:00 <Maurice> I know :/
40:00 <Kynetic> with my first sons baby bonus
40:00 <Maurice> How times have changed
40:00 <Maurice> Keeping in mind I'm going back 11 yrs, not 4
40:00 <Kynetic> oh?
41:00 <Kynetic> so back when the baby bonus was paid up front
41:00 <Kynetic> not in instalments?
41:00 <Maurice> Yah
41:00 <Maurice> All of mine were upfront
41:00 <Kynetic> i bet you went straight to DJ's
41:00 <Maurice> No, DM's
41:00 <cherri_pie> i think at one stage ppl were getting alot more than 800 for baby bonus
41:00 <Maurice> Dan Murphys..
41:00 <cherri_pie> i heard it was 3 grand
41:00 <Maurice> A lot is 2 words
41:00 <cherri_pie> or 2 grand per child up front
41:00 <Maurice> And I said, going back 11 years
41:00 <Kynetic> basically
41:00 <Maurice> The last one came in handy since the husband had to take time off while our baby nearly died and had an op
41:00 <Kynetic> cherri_pie has nfi what she is talking about
42:00 <Kynetic> :)
42:00 <cherri_pie> kevin rudd gave every person on centrelink 2 grand just after the financial crisis
42:00 <Kynetic> errr
42:00 <Maurice> She can tell you all about being a home wrecker though
42:00 <Kynetic> n
42:00 <Maurice> Quiz her
42:00 <Kynetic> o
42:00 <Serenity> wasnt it like $500
42:00 <Serenity> lo
42:00 <Kynetic> he gave them $900
42:00 <Serenity> thats right
42:00 <Serenity> 900
42:00 <Maurice> Wheres my fucking money
42:00 <Kynetic> and only if your tax returns were up to date
42:00 <cherri_pie> it was at least 1000
42:00 <Maurice> Oh that explains it
42:00 <Kynetic> and you were employed
42:00 <cherri_pie> actualy i think it was 1000 not 2 
42:00 <Serenity> you had to be employed or a single parent
42:00 <Bonny> cherri_pie is not a she
42:00 <cherri_pie> no you didnt
42:00 <Maurice> 900 isn't 'at least' 1000
42:00 <Serenity> it was $900
42:00 <Kynetic> no. it was 900
43:00 <cherri_pie> you had to be on centrelink
43:00 <cherri_pie> thats it
43:00 <Serenity> no.
43:00 <Kynetic> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Bonny and you're not a human, we know
43:00 <Kynetic> is cherri_pie a troll?
43:00 <Maurice> Yes
43:00 <Kynetic> cos srsly
43:00 <Serenity> i think so
43:00 <Kynetic> noone is this stupid
43:00 <Maurice> It used to bone pink pearl, or they were the same person
43:00 <Maurice> But apparently one of them was married
43:00 <Kynetic> except maybe Pieter
43:00 <Maurice> But cherri_pie hates gays
43:00 <cherri_pie> im lezzo anyway
43:00 <cherri_pie> and im not a troll
43:00 <simba> pink pearl never even met cherri_pie
43:00 <Kynetic> ahuh
44:00 <Serenity> if youre not a troll you're extremely ignorant
44:00 <Serenity> of pretty much everything you talk about
44:00 <Kynetic> simba is up on the goss
44:00 <Maurice> And a giant nipple dick
44:00 <simba> pp said it herself
44:00 <Kynetic> ooooooooooooh
44:00 <Bonny> what has me not being human got to do with cherri_pie?
44:00 <Kynetic> nipple dicks?
44:00 <Maurice> They used to talk in here like lovers doooo
44:00 <Maurice> Talk to meeee
44:00 <cherri_pie> actually i said it myself
44:00 <Kynetic> is this some new kind of pron?
44:00 <cherri_pie> that i never met her
44:00 <cherri_pie> and i said it in here in front of everyone
44:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP KYNETIC GO PUT UR KID 2 BED...
44:00 <cherri_pie> so its not really a secret
44:00 <Kynetic> lol
44:00 <Maurice> YEAH
44:00 <Serenity> god.. parents these days
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <Kynetic> im trying
44:00 <Maurice> HOW DARE YOU NOT ROOFIE HIM
44:00 <Maurice> Come and roofie me
45:00 <cherri_pie> although simba would like to think hes intelligent or something
45:00 <cherri_pie> that he knows things that others dont
45:00 <Kynetic> i should just dose him up with panadol
45:00 <cherri_pie> il try not to interfere with that more often
45:00 <Serenity> its alright i never slept more than 2 hours a night until my eldest was 15 months old
45:00 <Kynetic> but doesnt that give kids ADHD now?
45:00 <Maurice> + nurofen
45:00 <Serenity> i feel your pain
45:00 <Kynetic> fffs
45:00 <simba> caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalm down
45:00 <cherri_pie> and maurice likes to correct typos and punctuation 
45:00 <Maurice> I used to get up to feed my babies, suddenly wake up sitting upright, and the baby on the couch next to me
45:00 <Maurice> Woops
46:00 <cherri_pie> thinking she knows something that others dont
46:00 <Maurice> I do.
46:00 <Maurice> Due to my IQ being higher than 12
46:00 <Kynetic> lol
46:00 <cherri_pie> except theres this little thing called the dictionary
46:00 <cherri_pie> which makes that virtually impossible
46:00 <Maurice> I don't need a dictionary.
46:00 <cherri_pie> i didnt say you did
46:00 <Kynetic> cherri_pie has some of the worst grammar i've seen
46:00 <simba> loooooooooooooooool
46:00 <CannibalClown> cherry pie why are you so stupid did you drop out od school
46:00 <cherri_pie> this is the point where i stop talking
46:00 <Kynetic> i dont bother correcting it
46:00 <Serenity> OD SKOOL
47:00 <CannibalClown> good
47:00 <simba> that is a smart move
47:00 <Maurice> Lol
47:00 <Kynetic> because shes just ignorant']
47:00 <cherri_pie> coz im not gonna respond to 5 insults at once
47:00 <CannibalClown> leave while youre at it
47:00 <Serenity> why not
47:00 <Maurice> Multi-tasking : You nailed it
47:00 <simba> bad counter too
47:00 <Kynetic> basically just a total bogan.
47:00 <cherri_pie> coz they id be giving you something to do
47:00 <Kynetic> probably thnks we need to stop the boats
47:00 <cherri_pie> *then
47:00 <CannibalClown> 1 insult then its them 5 insults means its actually you
47:00 <Kynetic> cos they are invading australia
48:00 <Bonny> night all
48:00 <simba> boat people are a problem - when they walk down the mall they take up so much space
48:00 <Kynetic> uses centrelink as an 'insult'
48:00 <simba> go back to the river, boat people!!!!
48:00 <Kynetic> so no doubt is on centrelnk herself
48:00 <cherri_pie> i saw the coolest refugee boat
48:00 <Kynetic> will never amount to much
48:00 <cherri_pie> im not even kidding
48:00 <Maurice> Don't you know anything, Kynetic?
48:00 <Serenity> FUK OFF WE'RE FULL
48:00 <Kynetic> and is basically not worth my time :)
49:00 <cherri_pie> this thing was unsinkable it was in the paper
49:00 <Maurice> Everyone on IRC is on centrelink
49:00 <cherri_pie> did anyone see it
49:00 <simba> the lower class people always bring up centrelink
49:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off cuntypie
49:00 <cherri_pie> its totally enclosed 
49:00 <Maurice> Was it called the Titanic
49:00 <cherri_pie> like a bubble floating on the water
49:00 <cherri_pie> it cant sink
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah, they said that//
49:00 <CannibalClown> noone cares
49:00 <Maurice> ..
49:00 <Kynetic> was it orange?
49:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
49:00 <cherri_pie> yeh it was oragnge lol
49:00 <cherri_pie> thats the one
49:00 <Kynetic> like what you wear at 'work'?
49:00 <cherri_pie> :/
50:00 <cherri_pie> yeh that was it
50:00 <cherri_pie> pretty smart i thought
50:00 <Kynetic> mmhmm
50:00 <cherri_pie> you would have to be insane to try cross the ocean on a boat
50:00 <Maurice> ...
50:00 <Kynetic> you think?
50:00 <cherri_pie> fuck knows where they come from or where they end up
50:00 <Maurice> A bike would be way better
50:00 <Kynetic> im with Maurice
51:00 <Kynetic> maybe even a tuk tuk
51:00 <CannibalClown> thats how it was done b4 planes
51:00 <Kynetic> boats are super gay
51:00 <CannibalClown> is this bitch serious
51:00 <Kynetic> should just stand up paddle everywhere
51:00 <cherri_pie> wtf is a tuk tuk
51:00 <DreamSeller> how did the convicts get here? magic carpet? 
51:00 <cherri_pie> yehh thats what they need
52:00 <cherri_pie> fuck boats and bikes
52:00 <cherri_pie> they should use magig carpets instead
52:00 <cherri_pie> haha
52:00 <Kynetic> DreamSeller they committed crimes
52:00 <Maurice> lulz
52:00 <cherri_pie> now thats the shit
52:00 <CannibalClown>  magig
52:00 <Kynetic> thats how they got here
52:00 <cherri_pie> :/
52:00 <DreamSeller> lol
52:00 <Kynetic> \
52:00 <Maurice> ¯\(°_o)/¯
53:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure cherri_pie is a direct descendant from the convict settlements
53:00 <CannibalClown> look at this shit
53:00 <DreamSeller> :o 
53:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure it's the result of a drunken night between cousins
53:00 <CannibalClown> dreamseller if I find another of your undies in the wash 
54:00 <Maurice> :o
54:00 <CannibalClown> im gunna flof yoy
54:00 <CannibalClown> you
54:00 <Maurice> Those holey things
54:00 <CannibalClown> ffs
54:00 <Serenity> flof..
54:00 <CannibalClown> flog you
54:00 <Senpai> upper cut him munga
54:00 <Kynetic> log
54:00 <Maurice> You think he'd learn not to wear any
54:00 <Kynetic> i mean lol
54:00 <DreamSeller> I don't 
54:00 <Maurice> G is close to L
54:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure Senpai's will be the next pair of undies you find
54:00 <Serenity> i mean..
54:00 <Senpai> hahaha
54:00 <Serenity> Maurice stop making me say things
54:00 <CannibalClown> STOP FUCKING MY WIFE YOU WIFE FUCKING FUCK BAG
55:00 <Serenity> lolll
55:00 <Maurice> I have your address, I'll send you a pair
55:00 <Maurice> Of Cams
55:00 <CannibalClown> lool
55:00 <DreamSeller> hahaha 
55:00 <Kynetic> hot
55:00 <Senpai> streaks included
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking
55:00 <Maurice> No streaks, maybe cum marks
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> game discs suck balls
55:00 <Kynetic> i hope so
55:00 <Serenity> maybe blood
55:00 <Maurice> I'd send her mine, but I rarely wear them
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <Serenity> nut blood
56:00 <Senpai> oh dear
56:00 <Maurice> Scissor accident
56:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha
56:00 <Serenity> lolololol
56:00 <Maurice> LOOK AT IT! LOOOOK!
56:00 <Serenity> if i had a ball sack
56:00 <Serenity> id rest it on someones nose
56:00 <Maurice> I tell you what, I never needed to see balls that close
56:00 <CannibalClown> ok ima have a shower try not to fuck everyone
56:00 <Maurice> I can't promise
56:00 <Serenity> pff thats no fun
56:00 <Kynetic> send my freshly shaved ball unde
56:00 <Kynetic> undies*
56:00 <Maurice> Oh, you mean Serenity
56:00 <Senpai> haha
57:00 <Kynetic> theyre a little bit blood spotty
57:00 <Kynetic> :D
57:00 <Kynetic> cashew nuts?
57:00 <DreamSeller> hahahah 
57:00 <Serenity> i think hes calling me a whore
57:00 <Serenity> how dare you
57:00 <Senpai> if Maurice had a dick i'd suck it
57:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I wish I had walnuts
57:00 <Kynetic> did you know cashew nuts grw on trees?
57:00 <Maurice> Senpai, me too
57:00 <Maurice> I'd remove ribs
57:00 <Senpai> haha
57:00 <Kynetic> and each nut
58:00 <Kynetic> grows under a 'cashew apple'
58:00 <Maurice> Is that code for horse shit?
58:00 <Kynetic> so theyre literally harvested individually
58:00 <Maurice> Like when they call it 'road apples'?
58:00 <Kynetic> nope
58:00 <Maurice> Oh
58:00 <Maurice> Disappoint
58:00 <Kynetic> the cashew apples are actually quite nice
59:00 <Kynetic> the locals prefer the apples over the nut
59:00 <Kynetic> but the nut is the 'cash crop'
59:00 <Kynetic> cashews are also poisonous before theyre roasted
00:00 <Kynetic> same with almonds
00:00 <Kynetic> any 'raw' almonds you get arent truly raw
00:00 <DreamSeller> when are you having a shower Serenity? 
00:00 <Sponge> what's the experimental google chrome called
00:00 <Serenity> in about 5 mins
00:00 <Serenity> ill leave the window open
00:00 <Sponge> the one that can never be your default browser
01:00 <Kynetic> with me Serenity?"
01:00 <Serenity> if you want
01:00 <Maurice> Serenity can you turn the webcam on, cheers
01:00 <Saemon> gigity
01:00 <Maurice> Ugh
01:00 <Maurice> Who invited this guy
02:00 <Kynetic> implying it was ever turned off
02:00 <DreamSeller> oh god 
02:00 <DreamSeller> Saemon 
02:00 <DreamSeller> fuck off 
03:00 <DreamSeller> you just ruined the mood 
03:00 <Kynetic> ugh
04:00 <Kynetic> this child has no desire to sleep
04:00 <Kynetic> :/
04:00 <Kynetic> he just sits there grinning at me whenever i look at him
04:00 <Senpai> he knows
04:00 <Kynetic> wait
05:00 <Kynetic> ive just tried ignoring him
05:00 <Kynetic> bam
05:00 <Kynetic> gone to sleep
05:00 <Kynetic> no wonder parents get confused
06:00 <Maurice> Kids are arseholes
07:00 <Maurice> faux agrees..
07:00 <simba> lol 
07:00 <simba> Saemon MoodRuiner
08:00 <Senpai> forks
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/3611_870955256282310_1760598357_n.jpg
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I was born.
12:00 <Saemon> `seen amsy
12:00 <prowl> Saemon, amsy is on #cunts right now.
13:00 <Saemon> `seen Fennec_Fox
13:00 <prowl> Saemon, Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 3 hours 58 minutes ago (10.03. 21:14), after spending 23 seconds there.
16:00 <Excessive> `seen intelligence
16:00 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing intelligence.
17:00 <DreamSeller> `seen Saemons_Legs
17:00 <prowl> DreamSeller, I don't remember seeing Saemons_Legs.
17:00 <Senpai> oh
17:00 <Senpai> ohhhhhhhh
18:00 <DreamSeller> heheehhe 
21:00 <Saemon> `seen DreamSellers penis
21:00 <prowl> Saemon, I don't remember seeing DreamSellers.
21:00 <Saemon> ownt.
21:00 <Saemon> wait wat
21:00 <Saemon> ahhh i see
21:00 <Saemon> `seen DreamSellers_penis
21:00 <prowl> Saemon, DreamSellers_penis? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember DreamSellers_penis.
22:00 <Saemon> fucken hell
25:00 <simba> `seen Lawnmower
25:00 <prowl> simba, I don't remember seeing Lawnmower.
25:00 <simba> `seen God
25:00 <prowl> simba, I found 4 matches to your query: Lowlife, Sicko, God, spoolinboost. Lowlife ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 5 weeks 2 days 17 hours 48 minutes ago (01.02. 07:36) stating "Quit: I didnt even get a bye :" after spending 1 hour 18 minutes there.
25:00 <simba> prowl has seen God
25:00 <prowl> simba, I found 4 matches to your query: Lowlife, Sicko, God, spoolinboost. Lowlife ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 5 weeks 2 days 17 hours 49 minutes ago (01.02. 07:36) stating "Quit: I didnt even get a bye :" after spending 1 hour 18 minutes there.
26:00 <simba> wtf
26:00 <Senpai> i guess prowl has seen a-lot-of-cocks
26:00 <Senpai> awwwww
26:00 <simba> prowl seen test
26:00 <Senpai> you worked some voodoo magic it seems
27:00 <simba> fucken voodoo magic man
29:00 <Serenity> bed time
29:00 <Serenity> night homos
29:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiite
29:00 <simba> dont let the bed bugs bite
29:00 <Senpai> night fgt
35:00 <Sponge> how about that true detective
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> true detective is shit
50:00 <beehhh> lol faggots
52:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick, which I hear you're excellent at
55:00 <beehhh> i have a partner n shes a ts gender
55:00 <beehhh> whats with you
56:00 <Maurice> Of course
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut the fuck up beehhh about ur faggot shit
05:00 <Sponge> are you on tinder PandasDontDrive
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is tinder
06:00 <Sponge> to pickup sluts in your area
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
12:00 <Maurice> (00:10:44) * Lou has also used the nicknames: Excessive IwantMOISTpusseh
12:00 <Maurice> Scary
15:00 <Lou> aye?
16:00 <Lou> ah yes
16:00 <beehhh> we are dating 2morrow
16:00 <Lou> that was in some other channel
17:00 <beehhh> asian hooker in downunder
18:00 <beehhh> i dont date hookers
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> go fucking kill yourself beehhh
19:00 <beehhh> wtf i wanna date ur mum
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to murder you
27:00 <Sponge> you like  the fiinalie epside to true detective PandasDontDrive
27:00 <Sponge> THEY SAY it's the new breaking bad
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> breaking bad was shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> they spoon fed that crap to the masses and the idiots ate it up
29:00 <Sponge> it's shit now looking back on it
29:00 <Sponge> took the nation by storm when it was on though
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt like it from the outset
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the premise was obvious
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was rehashed garbage
31:00 <Sponge> ok but you gotta to be a lotr man right
31:00 <Sponge> am i right???
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nopr
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> book was great
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> movies were shit
31:00 <Sponge> wait i was thining of that tv show with the chick with the dragon
31:00 <Sponge> calesseeee
31:00 <Saemon> <---- legolas of the woodland realms
31:00 <Sponge> what'sthat called
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk knows
32:00 <Saemon> daenarhys targaryen
32:00 <Sponge> she's very beautful
32:00 <Saemon> khaleesi of the dothraki
32:00 <Saemon> game of thrones
32:00 <Saemon> omg
32:00 <Saemon> that show is my life, blood, heart and sould
32:00 <Sponge> you gotta be a big fan of that right PandasDontDrive
32:00 <Saemon> soul*
32:00 <Saemon> second to WWE
32:00 <Sponge> you just GOTTA BE
32:00 <Saemon> WWE comes first
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> game of thrones
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen an episode
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> not into fantasy
33:00 <Saemon> wat the hell was so good about breaking bad anyway?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oooooooh dragons and idealistic medieval crap
33:00 <Saemon> why did ppl like it?
33:00 <Saemon> just some show about som old bald guy makin drugs
33:00 <Saemon> thats like
33:00 <Saemon> bastardly_one
33:00 <Saemon> sad
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> some guy with cancer, starts cookin meth
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> big deal
35:00 <AngrymanXL> I have never watched a single episode of that show.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> they tweak these shows a little and people believe they're original
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> NEW
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> FLASH!
35:00 <Saemon> lol thats like bastardly_one's life story
35:00 <Saemon> thats like his tv show autobiography
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just want to order these fkn clothes
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
50:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/1939858_607225192695974_1547088872_o.jpg
50:00 <beehhh> fire on campus from the haze
57:00 <beehhh> traitors
03:00 <beehhh> uk has more indian
06:00 <beehhh> canada is calling we come in peace
44:00 <simba> :)
45:00 <simba> gta
54:00 <eon> omg whats lumeah2 doing awake
55:00 <lumeah2> lol getting up for work. lol
56:00 <eon> :)
01:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=851_1394456153
01:00 <lumeah2> awwww thanks chrissy ;l
01:00 <BlackDevil> stupid australians
01:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Stupid pranskster get clocked in the face (Date: Mar-10-2014, 4 hours ago) - Views: 3230 - Played: 5355
04:00 <eon> my cats hiding :(
05:00 <eon> bit warm last few days for her
06:00 <BlackDevil> or dead
06:00 <simba> fake + shit vid
07:00 <BlackDevil> fake?
08:00 <lumeah2> poor kitty 
10:00 <simba> ya
45:00 <BlackDevil> Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming
58:00 <Loof> i am retard, hear me roar
48:00 <Q{> http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-03-07/lawmakers-european-country-are-considering-pink-quota-achieve-gender-parity
51:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/mobiles/iphone-5s-tracks-your-movements-after-the-battery-dies-claim-20140305-346nj.html
52:00 <Q{> oh good
52:00 <Q{> i was just having erotic fantasies with gorgeous goat
54:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
56:00 <Q{> u clean shaven all over?
57:00 <BillyGoat> i dont talk to queers 
57:00 <Q{> why not?
58:00 <Q{> u worry they might make a passe on u?
58:00 <Q{> pass*
01:00 <BlackDevil> Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming
03:00 <Q{> http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6khm2fo811qamchho1_500.jpg
03:00 <Q{> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-laD9ApbtcPQ/UV7rCxTZ4uI/AAAAAAAAa8k/AvooNO5pR8U/s1600/E%CC%81douard-Henri_Avril_(28).jpg
07:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
10:00 <Q{> http://wird.com.ua/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/3958252_large.jpg
12:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
15:00 <Scramble> lol
15:00 <BillyGoat> i cut ya head off q with a lawnmower blade cunt 
17:00 <Pieter> Moaning
17:00 <Pieter> AWESOME is here
17:00 <Pieter> But only for a limited time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they knew this
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been here for a while
21:00 <mandyjane> lol BillyGoat
24:00 <Q{> thiis a nice one:
24:00 <Q{> http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/624_351/images/live/p0/17/y3/p017y3bz.jpg
25:00 <Saemon> doom dom doom doom dum, doom doom dom doom dom dum
25:00 <Saemon> catching fliiiiiies, in his moooooouth, tasting freeeeeeeeeedooooom, while he daaaaaares, then crawling back, back to the top, top of the staaaaaaaaairrrrrs
25:00 <Saemon> he won't see the sun again for yeeeeears to cooommmmme, he's broooooken out in looooooove
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sierra
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hotel
26:00 <Bastardly_One> india
26:00 <Bastardly_One> echo
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lima
26:00 <Bastardly_One> delta
26:00 <Saemon> COME!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA COME!! I WELCOME THIS WARRR!!!!
27:00 <Q{> i dunno, i sometimes prefer them sheered cleaned like this
27:00 <Q{> http://media.salon.com/2009/06/goats.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *grunts* BOOYAH!
28:00 <Saemon> u didnt complete your entrance
28:00 <Saemon> SHIELD.
28:00 <Saemon> daaaa naaah
28:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
28:00 <Saemon> daaaah nah
28:00 <BlackDevil> put paper in my printer
28:00 <Saemon> daaaah nah, duh dah nah naaah
28:00 <Pieter> people still use paper???
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah I didin't
29:00 <BillyGoat> im hungry
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and BlackDevil?
29:00 <Pieter> Download it onto your kindle !:p
29:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
29:00 <BlackDevil> i need it on paper
29:00 <BlackDevil> its a picture of my D
29:00 <Pieter> Animate it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate has one a top of the range hp
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's a good printer
30:00 <Q{> what u craviing?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> when/if I do a runner
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to steal it
30:00 <Pieter> I got a top of the range egg
30:00 <Pieter> Oh how I need everyone to know this
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got my most hated subject at 9:30
30:00 <BlackDevil> also im watching Cosmos
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware
30:00 <Pieter> I am the most beautiful man in the cosmos
30:00 <Pieter> Including the black holes
31:00 <Q{> boost's grass juice?
31:00 <BillyGoat> told ya cunt
31:00 <BillyGoat> dont talk to me 
31:00 <Q{> fine then
31:00 <Q{> suit urself
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> only because you will be the only one that understands
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Emma makes Me ashamed to come from the best city in the world
31:00 <Bastardly_One> all of America is going to think Melbourne people are like that
32:00 <Q{> its quiet time
32:00 <Q{> no hotties around
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if I have to use both arms in hardware today I'm screwed
32:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One that is so true
33:00 <Q{> too bad, i would have been all urs
33:00 <BillyGoat> thank fuck im not all urs
33:00 <Saemon> i absolutely hate that fucking dance she does
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear My shoulder puts on a act for days I have classes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate HER
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like every part of her
33:00 <Saemon> yeah man i cringe and facepalm everytime shes on screen
33:00 <Saemon> and whenever the commentators state that shes from melbourne, australia
34:00 <Q{> nice sculpturers
34:00 <Q{> https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_TQGwJR7tPsk/TV1z3G7KHzI/AAAAAAAAQBQ/BBxgvod5puE/0005.JPG
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no idea how I feel
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne is like the city of cities to Me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> having been to a few places in the world ... no place like "home"
34:00 <Saemon> or how micheal cole says it "malboRn"
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know a heap of USA people into the WWE
34:00 <Saemon> lol true
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all gonna think Melbourne consists of
34:00 <Bastardly_One> grumpy old cunts
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and dumb bitches
35:00 <Saemon> or retards like her
35:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
35:00 <Saemon> emmalution
35:00 <Saemon> fuck oath
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never hated a WWE choice for so long
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the bulgarian cunt
35:00 <Saemon> off all the divas they could call up to the main roster from NXT
35:00 <Saemon> like paige
35:00 <Saemon> why emma?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is hardcore on NXT
36:00 <Q{> http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS316lD-Im5-ekYLWezmRt-4W5BKjI-q3j9oO3uM6GQaQXvavKcHw
36:00 <simba> fucking weird photos man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's gonna put off tap in the WWE
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and easy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> JBL is general manager
36:00 <Saemon> yeha it would be intresting to see that bulgarian dude meet with cesaro
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd find that appealing
37:00 <simba> Ut Prosint Omnibus Conjuncti
37:00 <BillyGoat> simba m8
37:00 <simba> sup braunschweig
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that gimmick
37:00 <Saemon> cuz cesaro had that european tough guy gimmick as well
37:00 <Bastardly_One> cesaro was so much better as a singles competitor
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
37:00 <Saemon> yeah the way i see it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I see it
38:00 <Saemon> the bulgarian guy and his hot blonde chick
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is someone is gonna get their ass kicked
38:00 <Pieter> I want to have sex with kochie
38:00 <Saemon> is just simply cesaro and aksana 2012 V2
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they rehash everything
38:00 <Saemon> somebodies gon get thier wig split
39:00 <BillyGoat> just loayin in bed goi to wortk soon
39:00 <BillyGoat> yourself son?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Fandango and Summer haven't taken off as much as they hoped
39:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta go in a min
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
39:00 <Saemon> yeah its suprising considering they got y2j to put over fandango at wrestle freakin mania
40:00 <simba> me 2
40:00 <Saemon> they just dimply dropped the ball on him and stopped his push
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... which I'm happy with though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he annoys me
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I better get
40:00 <Saemon> alright then, laters
41:00 <Saemon> aww to late
42:00 <Pieter> CUM TOGETHER
42:00 <Pieter> RIGHT now
42:00 <Pieter> Over me
46:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter faps under a towel
46:00 <Pieter> Happy International church sex abuse day
47:00 <Pieter> Ewww id never tug without a dinga
47:00 <Pieter> Id do it into it , less mess
47:00 <Pieter> Dont want no drips down my wall
59:00 <BillyGoat> loof dead meat
23:00 <mandyjane> <Pieter> CUM TOGETHER
23:00 <mandyjane> <Pieter> RIGHT now
23:00 <mandyjane> <Pieter> Over me
23:00 <mandyjane> grot
28:00 <pissinabottle> hi
36:00 <loliikakeee> fucken morning
37:00 <pissinabottle> i piss in a bottle
37:00 <pissinabottle> u want to drink it
37:00 <Pieter> HAPPY LABOR DAY
37:00 <Pieter> How many women gone into labor today
37:00 <pissinabottle> and fuck off Pieter you faggot
37:00 <Pieter> GO MOOMBA
37:00 <loliikakeee> lol pissinabottle
37:00 <loliikakeee> loliikakeee
37:00 <Pieter> Flaggot
37:00 <Pieter> Flappit
37:00 <pissinabottle> YOU'RE A FAGGOT Pieter
38:00 <Pieter> He called me a faggot :(
38:00 <pissinabottle> thats because you are a faggot. faggot.
38:00 <pissinabottle> drink my piss faggot
38:00 <loliikakeee> cops are pretending to be chick i like on fb
38:00 <loliikakeee> lollllllllllllllllll
39:00 <pissinabottle> tell them to drink my piss
39:00 <loliikakeee> Pieter drink pissinabottle faggot
39:00 <Pieter> The cops are after you
39:00 <loliikakeee> yeah cause they are stupid
40:00 <loliikakeee> i am harmless
40:00 <Pieter> YOURE RED HOT YOU 'faggot'
40:00 <pissinabottle> YOU'RE A FAGGOT Pieter
40:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go take a shit
40:00 <pissinabottle> drink my piss now
40:00 <pissinabottle> bullshit
40:00 <Pieter> Ill save it in some toilet paper for you pissinabottle and loliikakeee
41:00 <mandyjane> lol
41:00 <loliikakeee> morning mandyjane
42:00 <Pieter> Omg theres a sharp stabbing pain
42:00 <Pieter> Either i gotta do somethin rotten or im miscarriaging 
42:00 <Pieter> Also rotten
42:00 <loliikakeee> penis_cocks
42:00 <loliikakeee> lol
43:00 <Pieter> Im gonna photo it for loliikakeee
43:00 <Pieter> Bbl
43:00 <loliikakeee> yep he msg me
43:00 <loliikakeee> lol
43:00 <loliikakeee> loliikakeee
43:00 <loliikakeee> rofl
45:00 <loliikakeee> dont you think its bit cruel cops pretending to be woman you really like
45:00 <Pieter> FREAK!
48:00 <Pieter>  Stop touching 13 year olds and you wont have that problem
48:00 <loliikakeee> wtf you on about
48:00 <mandyjane> i know you are, i said you are, but what am i?
48:00 <Pieter> FREAK!
49:00 <mandyjane> i know you are, i said you are, but what am i?
50:00 <Pieter> FREAK!
51:00 <mandyjane> i know you are, i said you are, but what am i?
51:00 <Pieter> FREAK!
53:00 <mandyjane> i know you are, i said you are, but what am i?
55:00 <Pieter> BORING
56:00 <stebie> morning The_Baron
58:00 <BlackDevil> stop it
58:00 <BlackDevil> children
59:00 <loliikakeee> stebie how are you
59:00 <mandyjane> yesmum
59:00 <Pieter> Yesmum
01:00 <stebie> i'm very busy
01:00 <stebie> how are you?
02:00 <loliikakeee> pissed off with the laws
02:00 <loliikakeee> had police do illegal search of my place
02:00 <loliikakeee> and they will not leave me alone
02:00 <simba> shut the fuck up chris
03:00 <simba> for once in ur god damn life
03:00 <The_Baron> morning
03:00 <The_Baron> ppl are somewhat alive
03:00 <Pieter> What are we gonna learn from 7th heaven today
04:00 <loliikakeee> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/i-need
04:00 <loliikakeee> good song
05:00 <The_Baron> that jessica biel has a decent body
05:00 <The_Baron> that's all I ever learned
07:00 <loliikakeee> The_Baron listen to my music
07:00 <loliikakeee> please
07:00 <Pieter> Samantha armatage n cam from modern family are together?
07:00 <Pieter> Im gonna be a news reportetr !
08:00 <Pieter> Meet a famous chick and give her chickens
12:00 <Pieter> I WANT A NUTRIBULLET
14:00 <Pieter> STOP SLEEPING IN PEOPLE
14:00 <Pieter> Be fun or something !
17:00 <chris[m]> jessica biel has better than decent! lol join her up with jessica alba and u have the dream 3some
22:00 <Pieter> As i walk through the shadow of lumeah
22:00 <Pieter> I see all boobies
22:00 <lumeah> lol. 
22:00 <lumeah> thanks lol
22:00 <loliikakeee> morning lumeah
22:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
23:00 <lumeah> morning! 
23:00 <lumeah> big big boobies.. lol
24:00 <lumeah> lol.. bye. 
25:00 <lumeah> what's boring? 
25:00 <lumeah> lol
25:00 <lumeah> why do men think thete boring...? 
26:00 <Pieter> Im not boring
26:00 <Pieter> Im fucking not boring at all !
26:00 <Pieter> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
26:00 <Pieter> You think im boring?
26:00 <Pieter> Ebh
26:00 <loliikakeee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnKoreEt5Yk
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alisid - Silence - get remix (Feb 20, 2014) 5:04 - Category: Music - 30 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <Pieter> Dont ever call me boring
26:00 <loliikakeee> good song to start day
26:00 <lumeah> lol.. the guy that joined... lol
26:00 <Pieter> Call me baibee
27:00 <lumeah> im going  babe. lol
27:00 <Pieter> Ok\
27:00 <loliikakeee> fucken Pieter you could have waited so i had a chance
28:00 <loliikakeee> and not about the person that just left
28:00 <loliikakeee> fucken 
28:00 <loliikakeee> moron
28:00 <Ana_Ng> JEFF KING IS OUT OF WHITE MOUNTAIN AS SCHEDULED; DROPPED ONE DOG, NOW RUNNING WITH 11
28:00 <Ana_Ng> AAAAAHHHHH
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr07/10/8/enhanced-buzz-1715-1394453787-21.jpg
31:00 <Pieter> No daddy take your finger out of my bum it hurts
02:00 <Pieter> I reckon North Korea bombed the air plane
02:00 <Pieter> THEY DID IT
06:00 <The_Baron> at this point in time, that's about as plausible as any other theory
06:00 <eon> so is ya mum
07:00 <Pieter> I know
07:00 <Pieter> Just as I did it
07:00 <Pieter> Peek a boo
07:00 <Pieter> TOASTY!
10:00 <CannibalClown> Pieter cracked a fat once
10:00 <CannibalClown> just once
10:00 <CannibalClown> back in 2003
13:00 <druff> you mean on the footy show?
19:00 <Pieter> Its Ok people 
19:00 <Pieter> Im Oooooooo K
19:00 <Pieter> Where is everyone
19:00 <Pieter> Should I be fucking irc'ers @ moomba
19:00 <Pieter> Hellooooooo
23:00 <PietSAbabe> HELP ME I EOFED!
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Hey doctor:)
38:00 <doctor> morning piet
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Wotcha doin?
48:00 <doctor> was trying to do something but gave in to not doing something
05:00 <BlackDevil> Doodle
05:00 <BlackDevil> PietSAbabe
05:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ7usbav0Jo
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LUCKY'S CEREAL STOLEN FOR THE LAST TIME (Mar 10, 2014) 0 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views - 112 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
10:00 <loliikakeee> wish i would get cancer
10:00 <loliikakeee> then i might get laid
10:00 <loliikakeee> cause women are evil
12:00 <loliikakeee> women get more choices in life
12:00 <loliikakeee> men cant choose who they sleep with
13:00 <loliikakeee> so if a woman sez a guy is sexist
13:00 <loliikakeee> they can fuck off
13:00 <loliikakeee> back to their hole
13:00 <The_Baron> righteo
13:00 <The_Baron> I aint big on the feminists, but even I found that a bit misogynist
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <loliikakeee> i was man first made fire
14:00 <loliikakeee> it
14:00 <loliikakeee> man made electricty
14:00 <loliikakeee> and the phone
15:00 <druff> h
15:00 <druff> hi
15:00 <loliikakeee> all the things women use everyday man made
15:00 <loliikakeee> bill gates made dos
15:00 <loliikakeee> he was man
16:00 <loliikakeee> so to cook man made fire
16:00 <loliikakeee> to keep food good man made electric
16:00 <The_Baron> but women pioneered agriculture
17:00 <The_Baron> which in turn made us settle and develop civilizations
17:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <loliikakeee> spitting out fungus between their legs
17:00 <loliikakeee> ?
17:00 <The_Baron> I aint big on the feminists by any measure
17:00 <The_Baron> but shit ur saying is very one sided
18:00 <loliikakeee> man made cars
18:00 <loliikakeee> fucken man made everything
18:00 <loliikakeee> women are trying turn me gay
18:00 <loliikakeee> cause they know i right
18:00 <loliikakeee> they use men
19:00 <loliikakeee> for their luaghs
19:00 <loliikakeee> only two girls i been with know each other and i didnt know this
19:00 <loliikakeee> so i fucked up
21:00 <loliikakeee> so loofs dealer uses irc and their not online
21:00 <loliikakeee> lol
21:00 <loliikakeee> i not stupid
22:00 <Serenity> fuck up chris before i perm ban you again you sad sack of shit
23:00 <mandyjane> just do it Serenity
23:00 <loliikakeee> kk i stopped
23:00 <Serenity> sit there slagging out women because you're too sad and lonely to get a mrs
23:00 <Serenity> and dont pretend its anything other than that cause its not
23:00 <mandyjane> LOLLLLL
24:00 <mandyjane> oh look, loliikakeee
24:00 <loliikakeee> yea asshole just join Excessive
24:00 <mandyjane> Excessive is here. you and him and be bum buddies togethaah
26:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
27:00 <loliikakeee> they made electronic membrane
27:00 <loliikakeee> that can keep rats heart beating
27:00 <loliikakeee> they say its like out shock like paddles
27:00 <loliikakeee> be avaible in 10 15 years
28:00 <loliikakeee> keeps heart beating for ever
29:00 <loliikakeee> shadowgate found his dealer
29:00 <loliikakeee> now pissed off rofl
30:00 <loliikakeee> i know two lovely women on here
30:00 <loliikakeee> they do more for the world than most could ever dream of
32:00 <loliikakeee> see and i pissed off one i thought i would
32:00 <loliikakeee> lols
33:00 <loliikakeee> man knowing shit is funny as
33:00 <Excessive> didn't they fckn teach uz not to talk abt ppl behind their back?
34:00 <Fez> +N? hmm
34:00 <loliikakeee> what do u think u did idiot
34:00 <loliikakeee> retort your statement
34:00 <Excessive> I did wat?
34:00 <loliikakeee> u know
35:00 <stebie> +Y
35:00 <Excessive> know wat u t00l?
35:00 <loliikakeee> u got no memory retention
35:00 <loliikakeee> ?
35:00 <Excessive> r u still on abt the time I rang up abt u?
35:00 <loliikakeee> yes cause u made it get extened u fuck
36:00 <Fez> +np
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha 1933 john wayne movie non local tv here
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> he woz so handsumz
36:00 <PietSAbabe> May God bless me for I am awesome
36:00 <Excessive> well that wasn't talkin behind ur back
36:00 <PietSAbabe> And better than him
36:00 <loliikakeee> yes it was
36:00 <Excessive> I told u in chan back then that I rang up
36:00 <loliikakeee> i know where someone lives on here
36:00 <loliikakeee> i not stupid
37:00 <Fez> you know clint eastwood could fire a gun without blinking
37:00 <Fez> thats fkn tough
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
37:00 <druff> your on here
37:00 <druff> do you know where you live?
37:00 <druff> or are you stupid?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> well John Wayne was mentored by Wyatt Earpp irl
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
38:00 <Fez> yea but they both blinked when they shot guns
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <Fez> big softies
38:00 <Kelevra> Hey Fezral
38:00 <loliikakeee> i live on gods planet (which is a female)
38:00 <druff> no god is not a female
38:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's Alanis Morrisette
38:00 <The_Baron> we've all seen Dogma
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <druff> god gave HIS only son
38:00 <druff> you fucking moron
38:00 <loliikakeee> i am jesus
39:00 <Fez> hi ishootfromthetopofacushoin
39:00 <Kelevra> Lol cunt
39:00 <Fez> - typos
39:00 <Kelevra> How are you?
39:00 <Fez> im pale
39:00 <Fez> hows you
39:00 <loliikakeee> rofl
39:00 <druff> god is the father and holy spirit or some crap
39:00 <druff> ..fathers a men
39:00 <druff> are*
39:00 <druff> u is stupid loliikakeee
40:00 <Kelevra> I'm opaque. Heading to Byron then to nimbin woot
40:00 <Fez> both sound shite
40:00 <Fez> and stay out :P
40:00 <druff> just keep typing so you can prove it more :)
40:00 <CannibalClown> lol god
40:00 <loliikakeee> i know u
40:00 <loliikakeee> lol
40:00 <Serenity> dont wink at me you cretin
40:00 <CannibalClown> you dont know shit chris
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nimbin
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> better take deoderant
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and condoms
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a gun
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> just take ten guns
41:00 <loliikakeee> u sure
41:00 <druff> is it ok to eat party pies when there is no party?
41:00 <CannibalClown> the pies make the party
41:00 <Serenity> you dont know anything loliikakeee
41:00 <druff> touche
41:00 <CannibalClown> have a party pie party
41:00 <druff> i like your thinking CannibalClown
41:00 <The_Baron> or use them as mini pizza bases
41:00 <loliikakeee> if there is two numbers
41:00 <CannibalClown> put on some music bust out the sauce
41:00 <The_Baron> and put ur fave toppings on them
42:00 <Fez> just dont go
42:00 <Fez> theres nothing to see or do there
42:00 <loliikakeee> ones lower than 5
42:00 <loliikakeee> other ones higher
42:00 <loliikakeee> i know a lot
42:00 <CannibalClown> what the actual fuck chris
42:00 <CannibalClown> are you wasted again
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <loliikakeee> what
43:00 <Serenity> hes talking nonsense
43:00 <CannibalClown> clearly
43:00 <druff> ./ignore loliikakeee helps
44:00 <The_Baron> chris is just bitter he can't get his end wet
44:00 <CannibalClown> ignore is for the pissweak
44:00 <loliikakeee> i'm blessed the shadows look after me
44:00 <The_Baron> this bleeds into every other aspect of his life
44:00 <loliikakeee> :)
44:00 <loliikakeee> what
44:00 <The_Baron> making him bitter as fuck
44:00 <CannibalClown> and the fact hes retarded
45:00 <CannibalClown> brain like swiss cheese
45:00 <The_Baron> that's unfair to retards
45:00 <CannibalClown> yeh retards are smarter
45:00 <The_Baron> I seen plenty of ppl with downsyndrome and such get into a meaningful relationship
45:00 <The_Baron> chris can't even manage that
45:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
45:00 <druff> lol
45:00 <The_Baron> too busy feeling sorry for himself
45:00 <The_Baron> and letting go of any self liability
45:00 <CannibalClown> blaming everyone else
46:00 <The_Baron> and blaming society and anyone close at hand for being such a useless waste of space
46:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
46:00 <CannibalClown> and wasting his dsp on booze n weed
46:00 <CannibalClown> cos that helps (y)
46:00 <The_Baron> well yeah
47:00 <The_Baron> and the thing is chris, for a while ppl were tryin to be nice to you, and show pity whatever
47:00 <loliikakeee> loliikakeee
47:00 <The_Baron> but fuck me dead
47:00 <The_Baron> u are a relentless loser
47:00 <loliikakeee> nah
47:00 <loliikakeee> i just funny like that
47:00 <CannibalClown> dead set loser
47:00 <CannibalClown> its not funny
47:00 <CannibalClown> not in the least
47:00 <loliikakeee> why did i hit a nerve
49:00 <faux> xm
49:00 <loliikakeee> my meds tell me the truth
49:00 <loliikakeee> its funny as fuck
49:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what hes saying
49:00 <Serenity> what the FUCK is he saying
49:00 <loliikakeee> i cant say
50:00 <xm> fauxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I wouldnt take a kid to nimbin
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:00 <faux> how you been
50:00 <loliikakeee> i was concieved less than km away from where i live
50:00 <loliikakeee> thats random fact
50:00 <Serenity> no one cares
50:00 <Serenity> honestly what the fuck is wrong with you
51:00 <xm> all right. just busy as my holidays are basically over
51:00 <xm> you?
51:00 <loliikakeee> is that a poll about me
51:00 <loliikakeee> i gonna check
51:00 <CannibalClown> permanently
51:00 <loliikakeee> thought so
52:00 <faux> i been good :)
52:00 <faux> i have lots to update you on
52:00 <loliikakeee> do start or i will knock on you door
52:00 <loliikakeee> at early hours of morning
52:00 <loliikakeee> and then run off
53:00 <faux> bbbbbut im hungry and im going downstairs to make lunch
53:00 <faux> so it'll have to wait
53:00 <xm> ohh?
53:00 <Serenity> i know you're trying in your slow way to say you know where I live. but 1 you dont. and 2 we live in different states. so even if you did theres not a fucking thing you could do. and 3 IF the first two points werent there id kick your fucking face inside out
53:00 <loliikakeee> lol i pissed ppl off
53:00 <loliikakeee> hi panda
53:00 <Serenity> just you being alive pisses people off
54:00 <CannibalClown> ^
54:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY&feature=player_embedded <---otaku has infected everything now
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BABYMETAL - ギミチョコ！！- Gimme chocolate!! - Live Music Video (Feb 25, 2014) 4:04 - Category: Music - 3,071,088 views - 24,676 likes (93.1%), 1,825 dislikes (6.9%)
54:00 <CannibalClown> mmm chocolate
55:00 <xm> yeah, i only got up like 10 mins ago
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt know cate blanchet was the tim tam girl
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> totally remember that comercial
55:00 <faux> lucky - i don't sleep in
55:00 <druff> i saw that a week ago
55:00 <loliikakeee> might look fro electral roll on inet once i had copy
56:00 <faux> im always awake 6-7
56:00 <faux> regardless of what time i sleep
56:00 <Serenity> WHAT IF YOU WENT TO SLEEP AT 5:57
56:00 <Serenity> HEY
56:00 <xm> i went to bed around 3am. so about 6 something hours for me
56:00 <loliikakeee> :P
56:00 <druff> their mics need to be turned down
56:00 <The_Baron> if it was done more in the denpa fasion
56:00 <Serenity> you have to know someosns name to look them up on an electral roll you spastic
56:00 <The_Baron> than the otaku
56:00 <The_Baron> woulda been reasonable
56:00 <The_Baron> but fuck this is cheese
56:00 <Serenity> and said person has to not be hidden to legal reasons. you double spastic
56:00 <loliikakeee> i hidden
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <faux> i dont
57:00 <xm> was hard for me to sleep as i was looking up the cool things i get to do with my new macboooooooooook
57:00 <Serenity> dont be difficult
57:00 <faux> sleeping pattern has changed heaps since i moved
57:00 <faux> i still wake up during the night
57:00 <faux> which is poo
57:00 <faux> but oh wells
57:00 <loliikakeee> lol
57:00 <loliikakeee> for legal reasons
57:00 <druff> cuz people will come bash you
57:00 <The_Baron> chris couldn't figure out the junior jumble on the maccas placemats
57:00 <Serenity> yes. its as easy as a check box you moron
57:00 <The_Baron> how is ge gonna find out where ya live?
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Serenity> i couldnt give a fuck if he found out where i lived
57:00 <Serenity> whats he gonna do? lol
57:00 <loliikakeee> buy u pizza
58:00 <faux> last night i slept at 10 :|
58:00 <Serenity> i went to bed hell early last night
58:00 <Serenity> was great
58:00 <Serenity> well.. early for me
58:00 <faux> do you sleep all through the night
58:00 <faux> i can't, i hate it
58:00 <Serenity> yup
58:00 <faux> i wake up so man times
58:00 <faux> many
58:00 <faux> :(
58:00 <faux> wahhhh
58:00 <loliikakeee> or chinese
58:00 <loliikakeee> and say good Serenity is nice person
58:00 <loliikakeee> god even
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna get worked up over IRC brb
58:00 <Serenity> id kick you in the fucking head
59:00 <Serenity> im pretty lucky like that i hardly wake up at all
59:00 <faux> thats good
59:00 <faux> stupid cunt
59:00 <faux> h8 u
59:00 <Serenity> hahah
59:00 <loliikakeee> hi faux
59:00 <faux> omg im so hungry
59:00 <faux> hi
59:00 <faux> person
59:00 <xm> depends on how excited i am
59:00 <faux> sez
59:00 <loliikakeee> i loliikakeee faux
59:00 <loliikakeee> kk
59:00 <Serenity> 'hello this is chris, can i please have the details of serenity from irc plz'
00:00 <loliikakeee> loliikakeee is word to use when u cant say i love u
00:00 <xm> if im excited...i can go to bed at midnight..but not sleep until 10am
00:00 <faux> im gonna make pasta w/ yoghurt + garlic + mint sauce
00:00 <faux> you should try it
00:00 <faux> brown pasta mmmmmmmmmmmmm
00:00 <loliikakeee> i was playing techno so now someone else is
00:00 <loliikakeee> lol
00:00 <CannibalClown> lool
00:00 <loliikakeee> lol ur funny
00:00 <loliikakeee> :)
00:00 <The_Baron> you could knock him out cold with one boob alone
01:00 <faux> crush garlic, add a bit of salt, mix in yoghurt, some dried mint, pour over warm pasta. brillllllllllllllll
01:00 <loliikakeee> dont make me hungry faux norti
01:00 <PietSAbabe> *shudder*
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <CannibalClown> "ollo poliz i chris i sad cos the clown on irc said i dumb i not dumb i just sad arrezt dem plz"
01:00 <The_Baron> lol
02:00 <Q{> * Can't change nickname while on #melbourne (+N is set)
02:00 <loliikakeee> loliikakeee
02:00 <faux> who is loliikakeee
02:00 <loliikakeee> chris
02:00 <faux> ew.
02:00 <loliikakeee> hi
02:00 <Q{> <xm> if im excited...i can go to bed at midnight..but not sleep until 10am<--- lots of self love making
02:00 <loliikakeee> i am peace too
02:00 <faux> omg.
02:00 <loliikakeee> u liked me when i was peace
02:00 <loliikakeee> awww
02:00 <faux> cos i didnt know who you were 
02:00 <Serenity> ill get the good coffee cups out
02:00 <loliikakeee> :)
03:00 <loliikakeee> be nice faux
03:00 <faux> now i feel dirty for conversing wit hyou
03:00 <loliikakeee> thats not fair
03:00 <loliikakeee> i only being nice
03:00 <faux> ok
03:00 <faux> anyway
03:00 <xm> http://www.safety-shower-specialists.com/assets/images/products/portable-haz-matt/image-3a.jpg
03:00 <xm> time for that
03:00 <CannibalClown> bust out the good china hey
04:00 <The_Baron> it's only chris, paper plates and fried spam with a cup of international roast will do him fine
04:00 <Serenity> hahhaah
05:00 <Serenity> i dont have spam but ive got a tin of cat food?
05:00 <loliikakeee> just put in on toilet seat
05:00 <loliikakeee> lid down of course
05:00 <CannibalClown> im sure he eats more cat food than his cat does
05:00 <CannibalClown> $1 a tin
05:00 <The_Baron> as long as u fry it, bon apetit
05:00 <CannibalClown> bargain
05:00 <CannibalClown> he fries it up in the one pan
06:00 <CannibalClown> that nevr gets washed
06:00 <CannibalClown> smells like burnt assholes
06:00 <loliikakeee> i not that bad
06:00 <loliikakeee> i'm not that bad
07:00 <CannibalClown> did i just see
07:00 <CannibalClown> he used i'm
08:00 <loliikakeee> ()()          /\
08:00 <loliikakeee>  )(          <oO7
08:00 <loliikakeee> OPPS
08:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure i have a brain tumour
08:00 <Q{> where sgtsplode go
08:00 <Q{> havent seen him for awhile
08:00 <Q{> he got kidnapped by aliens or something
08:00 <The_Baron> playing WoW and masturbating to mongoloid porn I imagine
09:00 <loliikakeee>            ()()          /\
09:00 <loliikakeee> ()()()      )(          <oO7
09:00 <loliikakeee>  \/\/ELCOME/\/\ELBOURNE /\/\an
09:00 <loliikakeee> ROFL
09:00 <Serenity> i miss him
09:00 <The_Baron> so do I
09:00 <Serenity> he was one of the rare truly funny ircians
09:00 <The_Baron> he always had some random shit to spout and giggle at
10:00 <Serenity> fuck off chris
10:00 <Q{> can i inspect ur scalp via webcam Serenity , maybe i can tell if u have tumor or not
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone got an ambigram tattoo?
10:00 <Serenity> no
10:00 <The_Baron> and I can make sure u have no lumps on webcam
11:00 <stebie> +1
11:00 <cherri_pie> wassup with you mother fuckers
11:00 <cherri_pie> anything happening or not
11:00 <Q{> Serenity, probably got lumps thats why she not showing
11:00 <Q{> too embarassed by it
11:00 <CannibalClown> lubbly lady lumps
11:00 <Serenity> o.O
11:00 <The_Baron> the fact a lot of you haven't actually seen a breast beyond 1080dpi, I think u'd probably faint or something
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <Serenity> i have a sudden urge to rub my face on some boobs
14:00 <Serenity> faux that pasta sounds amaze
14:00 <Serenity> oh shes gone
14:00 <loliikakeee> i seen breasts
14:00 <loliikakeee> only like once
14:00 <The_Baron> so do I, but I might get carpet burn on my face if I motorboat myself
14:00 <loliikakeee> they were awesome
15:00 <loliikakeee> she left cause of me
15:00 <loliikakeee> :(
16:00 <stebie> many do
16:00 <loliikakeee> Serenity how are you
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> im looking into it hmm
17:00 <loliikakeee> might make lunch
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity ambigram lol https://www.wowtattoos.com/tattoos/designs/ambigrams/View-All/Serenity-style-D-ambigram-tattoo-design.html
18:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Mortician [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
18:00 <CannibalClown> mornin asshats
20:00 <loliikakeee> fucken lighter died
21:00 <loliikakeee> lol
29:00 <Q{> back
29:00 <Q{> :O
29:00 <Q{> face boobs
30:00 <Excessive> lol at the over 6 months z-line
31:00 <Q{> who?
31:00 <Excessive> read the topix Q{
31:00 <Q{> if irl girls not fotoshopped me no like
32:00 <mandyjane> Kynetic
33:00 <lumeah> topical
33:00 <lumeah> typical 
33:00 <mandyjane> loliikakeee
34:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> any like minded tri and curious in channel?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shit topic ... BlackDevil is fucking hopeless
36:00 <stebie> hey B1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what a boring public holiday eh?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
36:00 <The_Baron> yo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello
36:00 <stebie> gf's out so i'm downing a few drinks
36:00 <stebie> you?
36:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-scams-sometimes-you-just-cant-avoid-them-20140305-346jz.html
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My ears are still going doof doof from yesterday
37:00 <stebie> future?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but apart from that ... gotta go for a drive to see a man about a go later
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... Future
37:00 <Bastardly_One> about a go? about a dog
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <PietSAbabe> IM OBSESSED WITH YOU LUMEAH
38:00 <stebie> getting one?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> assessing one ... and scoring on the way back
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the old man wants me to check out a dog near ararat
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so I asked if I could score on the way home
38:00 <stebie> a bit far for a dog
38:00 <PietSAbabe> AND IM CLINGY
38:00 <mandyjane> Q{tri_n_curious.. PietSAbabe has a ring for u
39:00 <Bastardly_One> greyhounds
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like cars man
39:00 <Bastardly_One> never too far for cheap
39:00 <stebie> cars.. i go for the cheapest
39:00 <stebie> i bought a jeep
39:00 <mandyjane> it isnt gold
39:00 <mandyjane> but it'll do the trick
39:00 <PietSAbabe> Lets go on a date and watch the lego movie
39:00 <CannibalClown> 5 bux says PietSAbabe is lumeah
39:00 <PietSAbabe> I wanna see the lego movie and since im paying I get to watch it
39:00 <mandyjane> lol
39:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> use olive oil on ur legs to stop him holding on ur legs, lumeah 
39:00 <PietSAbabe> I am lumeah so what
40:00 <Bastardly_One> why he wants to look at it though is a bit of a mystery
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the lot I'm training now are his last apparently
40:00 <stebie> maybe there's room for one more
40:00 <CannibalClown> in a vain attempt to pretend that someone actually likes him
40:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> show pic of ring or gstu PietSAbabe 
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Naa no ring
40:00 <lumeah> i know piety. 
40:00 <PietSAbabe> *bite*
40:00 <lumeah> its ok. ill let you. lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor guy can hardly walk ... he's pretty much cripple between his knee and his back
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a carny in the 60s
41:00 <Bastardly_One> paying for it now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like say a wrestler toured or a boxing star
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be the local guy that lost
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Youll let me do anything
41:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1555486_251230295055251_1817115863_n.jpg
41:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
41:00 <mandyjane> lol
41:00 <mandyjane> coulda pickeda nicer lookin model to have as ur profile pic
41:00 <lumeah> lol its mirc.. 
41:00 <lumeah> don't need oli.. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and he keeps nagging me to sell that bike
42:00 <Bastardly_One> want it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <The_Baron> doesn't surprise me
42:00 <The_Baron> most meter maids these days look like trannies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this was nice through huge speakers yesterday
43:00 <Serenity> [10:35am] <Bastardly_One> what a shit topic ... BlackDevil is fucking hopeless
43:00 <mandyjane> hahahahahaaha baron
43:00 <The_Baron> and the gold bikinis
43:00 <The_Baron> bah
43:00 <The_Baron> they should stuck to the white and blue 
44:00 <Serenity> i still say stebie should change the keep topic level
44:00 <Serenity> so that asshole will stop changing my topics
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they were in charge of the Haunted House
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and give me 100s
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for the night time :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> add that bit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> while he's drinking
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for my own protection
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like Longie did once
44:00 <mandyjane> thats up in gladstone
44:00 <mandyjane> thats the type of women awolf gets
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of loved the Haunted House yesterday Serenity
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this song went right off surprisingly
45:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
45:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1900028_513539782088944_629453169_n.jpg
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf bindi is only fifteen?
46:00 <stebie> Welcome to Serenity's cleavage.
46:00 <stebie> :P
47:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive, yes, hands off.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought she was like twenty by now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Pharrel was shit
47:00 <Serenity> ill show you if you set keep topic to 150
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ready to lay baby croc eggs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all he did was roll the tape on half hour of his hits
47:00 <stebie> <ChanOP> Setting for 'keeptopic' now set to 150 for #melbourne
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> bindi is old enough to have a baby though
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> check out the puppy fat
47:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil is gonna cry
47:00 <CannibalClown> wtf
47:00 <The_Baron> semi nude pics, yep it's austnet
48:00 <stebie> Cleavage in 60 Seconds
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the fast and the motorboating
48:00 <stebie> lol
48:00 <CannibalClown> boobs
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo cant wait for fast 7
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> every chick is gonna cream over Statham
48:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1234895_10152483514439505_280851756_n.jpg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> weird choice
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in the sense ... why didn't they think of him ages ago
49:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of bringing Vin back
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> because vin is ness to the story
49:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> basically 2 and 3 dont matter
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... when's that stopped that series?
49:00 <Q{> oh some hotties have come
49:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
49:00 <mandyjane> LOLL
49:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1920557_681152528616820_1716713528_n.jpg
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 only mattered when they brought that black dude back
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and 3 only matters now the asian is dead, again
50:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently brian's brother is filming the rest of his scenes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah they get rid of brian
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n bring in his brother
51:00 <Bastardly_One> karma
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for being an ex cop
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> they really did a great job of taking it from a racing franchise to just an action franchise
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I want to see a part II of?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Death Race
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that was mad
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was death race?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> whole lot of prisoners forced to race for their lives
52:00 <Bastardly_One> on a television show each week
52:00 <The_Baron> that had statham in it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> must of seen it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 repeat it about once a year at least
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah, ino what u mean now, dont think i bothered with it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you should
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really good
53:00 <The_Baron> I guess it was smash TV meets Carmageddon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds crap though right?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how you put it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but a good flick
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is good?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this ... hurts peoples ears
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVM0cWu13go
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Knife Party - Destroy Them With Lazers (Original Mix) (Dec 7, 2011) 4:57 - Category: Music - 1,448,800 views - 7,980 likes (97.8%), 177 dislikes (2.2%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> one little lazer preset
55:00 <Bastardly_One> made so ... annoying
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just reading
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Pharrell's new album
57:00 <Bastardly_One> is songs he was going to give MJ in the 90s
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but MJs mentors wouldn't pass them on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who hasn't that cunt wrote for?
58:00 <The_Baron> who needs to write these days
58:00 <The_Baron> 0o0o0o whoaoaoa yeaeaaahhh aaahhh
58:00 <The_Baron> hit!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sums up Get Lucky
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXC3h95PtDY
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.E.R.D. - She Wants To Move (Sep 18, 2007) 3:36 - Category: Music - 5,896,310 views - 19,808 likes (97.5%), 504 dislikes (2.5%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> half hour mix of his hits though?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the crowd ate it up like sheep
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I love this song
01:00 <BlackDevil> that bitch is ugly
02:00 <The_Baron> hahahah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> some guys in here think this song is to CannibalClown
02:00 <The_Baron> of course they woulda
02:00 <Bastardly_One> man
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen so many wenches
02:00 <Bastardly_One> in one place
02:00 <CannibalClown> what the fuck is wrong with you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> salivate over one guy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> when
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he takes his shirt off
03:00 <Bastardly_One> CannibalClown, hitting on to Serenity ... never mind
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the song is about stealing someone's girl
03:00 <CannibalClown> im sure shes not listening to either the song
03:00 <CannibalClown> or you
03:00 <CannibalClown> id rather watch Pieter rant than this shit man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't talking to you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so go back to sleep
04:00 <CannibalClown> lol sleep
04:00 <CannibalClown> unlike 90% of this place im at work
04:00 <Serenity> [10:48am] <@stebie> Cleavage in 60 Seconds
04:00 <crash> lol
04:00 <Serenity> i can show you my tits out for austnet pic lol
04:00 <TheRon> cleavage??
04:00 <crash> Serenity that was when you were a lot younger ?
05:00 <CannibalClown> im sure if you ask nicely she can organise a new one
05:00 <Serenity> no?
05:00 <stebie> you cannot reuse pics
05:00 <stebie> must be fresh
05:00 <Serenity> how old to you think i am seriously crash
05:00 <Serenity> you're pissing me off
05:00 <crash> 28 ?
06:00 <stebie> guess wrong and you
06:00 <stebie> are outta 'ere
06:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron ... this is a good song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGcDO-U8Nc
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N*E*R*D - Provider (Sep 16, 2006) 5:08 - Category: Music - 5,383,999 views - 14,983 likes (97.9%), 318 dislikes (2.1%)
06:00 <crash> i should've went a ranged guess
06:00 <crash> 20-40 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know
07:00 <Serenity> no im not 28
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm guessing 24
07:00 <The_Baron> 26 or someshit
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <crash> 19
07:00 <Serenity> fuck off
07:00 <Fez> arent all women 21?
07:00 <Serenity> see fez is smart
07:00 <The_Baron> only stupid ones who are fooling themselves
07:00 <Fez> ty
07:00 <Excessive> 27 :)
08:00 <Serenity> thank you Excessive
08:00 <Bastardly_One> suck up Fez
08:00 <crash> young is under 35 to me anyway
08:00 <The_Baron> I'm pretty sure u've said 26 anyway Serenity
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... did you look that up Excessive?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Serenity> yeah 26 last year lol
08:00 <Excessive> read it in yesterday's paper Bastardly_One
08:00 <Excessive> :P
08:00 <crash> act your age... a bit more slutty please
08:00 <The_Baron> yeah well....nothing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... suppose I better put my order in
09:00 <Bastardly_One> getting a lift in an hour
09:00 <The_Baron> hmm gotta reset this piece of shit
09:00 <The_Baron> bbs
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooooooooo
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> one more sniper ribbon to go wooo
10:00 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay dude
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> howzit
11:00 <crash> about the usual
11:00 <crash> should check out my defib and medkit ribbons :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe nice
12:00 <crash> they don't always live
12:00 <crash> i do try though :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im just doing a china rising one, not on the china maps tho
12:00 <crash> i wouldn't take a revive from me
12:00 <Pieter> Did I ever mention that Im awesome >
13:00 <crash> but it gives me a laugh from time to time
13:00 <Pieter> ?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> need one more sniper ribbin then i can get the other 3 kills n unlock this sniper rifle
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've been unlocking camos for a bit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys sound like me with GTA O
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, that boring
14:00 <crash> hehe
14:00 <stebie> :/
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> im waiting for gta 5 on next gen
14:00 <crash> Bastardly_One entertainment varies from one individual to another i guess
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> so shit on 360 n ps3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> won't come out next gen
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the laziest software house
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in the world
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> they've said it will
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> just not when
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> by the time the next gen after it come out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not even ported for PC yet
15:00 <Serenity> there you go stebie
15:00 <Serenity> :P
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer, i dont think it's much of a game tbh
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> gave up on it on 360
16:00 <Bastardly_One> too easy actually
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> thing that shit me the most was the script, the dialogue is shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> from a GTA player's perspective
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the dialogue is great for GTA
16:00 <Bastardly_One> best of the series easy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just too easy
17:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive - bops 2 still sells for $70 lol
17:00 <crash> i got old school cod 4 yesterday
17:00 <crash> waste of money, have it for the pc
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol true
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
17:00 <CannibalClown> stebie's off to have a fap now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the original?
18:00 <Pieter> Old skooool
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i havent played ghosts in months
18:00 <crash> still 2k players online
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
18:00 <crash> but very hacked up - for console anyway
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I played that the other day and didn't bother going online
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hated modern warfare online
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> first one
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucked balls
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that one
19:00 <crash> my game collection is very bias towards cod and fps
19:00 <crash> its sad
19:00 <crash> i do have motogp and forza though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My is bias towards rpg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and sandboxes
19:00 <crash> Bastardly_One, yeah still don't mind rpgs
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 ftw
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had to restart The Last of Us
19:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> each mouse click generates 15 cookies!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as I had no fucking idea where I was up to
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i might get titanfall this week if i dont get my tat finished
20:00 <crash> bf4 is okay, still haven't got it for the one yet
20:00 <crash> can't justify it just yet
21:00 <crash> think eb will give me a $5 credit on the xbox 360 version
21:00 <crash> something stupid like that anyway
22:00 <Simmons> Titanfall was great fun for an online game
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you have a deal
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like on the PS Store
23:00 <Bastardly_One> where you can upgrade?
23:00 <crash> not sure b1
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS Store has an upgrade from 3 to 4 on BF4
23:00 <Simmons> Nope
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and a couple of other games
23:00 <crash> i know the premium membership carrys over
23:00 <crash> thats about it
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 is the only good war fps
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nope?
23:00 <Simmons> Season passes carry over, not the games.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well that's a rip
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they're all EA games though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that you can upgrade
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but still ...
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you guys are ripped
24:00 <Simmons> Nah ACIV was one of them on the PSstore
24:00 <Bastardly_One> pay for your online shit, don't get discounts and shit
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> discounts?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'xbox live rewards you with shit
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's awesome
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt even bother going anything but xbox one or pc
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose ... I just don't like the concept of having to pay unless you want
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they're taking 8 percent of the gpu used for kinect, reducing it to 2 percent for kinect, so the developers can equal ps4 gpu
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sony will go that way in the end
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i guess love it while it's free
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the pS4 would be awesome
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if not made by sony
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
26:00 <Simmons> if it had games
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs look how long the PS3 took
26:00 <Bastardly_One> only until 6 mths ago really
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think it's just the internet connectivity shit is the way of the future, like samsung and that, having houosehold products that're connected to the net
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just the way shit's going
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when you think of The Last of Us and shit
27:00 <Simmons> Yeah its ridiculous that all it has is Multi-plats for its release.
27:00 <Simmons> Though
27:00 <Simmons> The One wasnt much better
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> these cunts should stop competing and just get together and give us a rad console
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> is my opinion, I'm Onion Bob
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I think MS made a mistake with this time though?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the test release models to celebs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> "oh yeah the kinect is awesome!"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe, if you're on drugs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 3am from some gig you played
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> biggest mistake was the having to be online to play games crap
28:00 <Bastardly_One> should of gave it to real gamers to test
28:00 <Simmons> Sony makes the hardware, Microsoft makes the software and the Online....there's your perfect console....and people just make games for it.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> well real gamers do test them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be a dream
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> celebs can help sell it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but they handed too many out to celeb fucks this time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and took too much notice IMO
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sony
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I go by gut with a game and what I'm looking for in that type of game
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they don't listen full stop
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to
30:00 <Simmons> Only good think about Kinect is Voice Commands and Sign In using your face....the gestures control is still fucking shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is this
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Fallout 4 is on the way
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing else matters
31:00 <Simmons> Fucking better be
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it is
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they've made the site for it
31:00 <Simmons> I'll start killing bitches if its not out end of this year
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so must be well on the way
31:00 <Simmons> When did this happen?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> google
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not up but made
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so must be well on the way in their minds
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you think though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if they were smart ... it's be next gen
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no release at all on the xbox or PS3
34:00 <Simmons> It has to be on the One/PS4
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *has* to be
34:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you play Bulletstorm?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was fun
34:00 <simba> why are people so paranoid of lumeah? i dont get it
34:00 <simba> shads was saying she was element but he is mentally retarded so that doesnt count
35:00 <Simmons> that game was brilliant
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Watch Dogs has made me consider getting a PS4 earlier than I was going to though
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm still unsure about that game
35:00 <TheRon> doge?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> more trailers I watch
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I think
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this better be as good as the trailers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> looks fucking mad
35:00 <Simmons> Eh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd like to get the edition with the cap and pull up mask
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but that's kind've the only reason I want the game..
35:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
36:00 <Simmons> South Park: The Stick of Truth is already my Game of the Year
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 15hrs seems short though
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> been following the game for a long time
36:00 <Simmons> Yeah but
36:00 <Simmons> those 15 hours
36:00 <Simmons> Fucking hilarious
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> division is where it's at for me, I think, for 3rd person, this yr, and batman
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been going to buy it since thurs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but 15 hrs and easy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I so want it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... until the price drops
37:00 <Bastardly_One> can't justify it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch dogs looks cool but I'm kind've over this 'hacking' phase
37:00 <Simmons> Eh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so disappointed Thief is crap
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooo so disappointed
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've played thief?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just trust IGN
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> then it's not crap :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they say it's crap
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm getting thief soon
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's crap
38:00 <Simmons> So many bad reviews
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we never disagree
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck what they say
38:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN and I have the same tastes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and opinions
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> people have been comparing it to other thief games
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that's a stupid thing to do
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it looks fantastic
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the gameplay I've seen is fantastic
38:00 <Bastardly_One> go read the review
38:00 <Simmons> If you give a game the name of a previous series, then you have to expect comparisons
38:00 <The_Baron> I think ppl are suspicious of lumeah because they treat Pieter like a human being
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> link me it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Garreth is a klepto for no real reason
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> easy to chat but im gaming
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I will
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/25/thief-xbox-360-and-playstation-3-review
39:00 <simba> ah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> which has a link to the One/PS4 review
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Infamous Second Son looks great
41:00 <Bastardly_One> PS exclusive though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> talking about series reboots
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn accidently downloaded season 15 of southpark other day
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> this GOTHAM show seems shit
42:00 <Simmons> Im waiting to see if Assassins Creed V is as good as IV
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm into rpg and rts
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yet hate that series
42:00 <Bastardly_One> except IV
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone heard bout it?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got lumeah on skype
43:00 <Simmons> First one was good, had its flaws. II was a masterpiece in storytelling, Brotherhood was a great upgrade, Revelations was decent. III sucked the most dick ever and IV was the best since II
43:00 <BlackDevil> accidently
43:00 <BlackDevil> 15 seasons
43:00 <BlackDevil> southpark
43:00 <BlackDevil> bullshit
44:00 <Picard> fuck me i dunno how u cunts do it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Connor sucks dick
44:00 <Bastardly_One> period
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> that entire review is just some angry dude shitting on a game he didnt like
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt give it credence
44:00 <Q{tri_n_curious> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/share-an-umbrela.htm
45:00 <TheRon> i love creedence
45:00 <Bastardly_One> guess you didn't read it well then
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I read just fine.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it goes on about the mechanics being really crap
45:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
45:00 <Picard> this is my third day off word and im going stir crazy sitting around doing nothing, how do you lazy cunts do this all the time PandasDontDrive?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know the great thing about buying a game
45:00 <Picard> work**
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> the return policy ;)
45:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VN0ZzPcoQX4#t=10
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MC Madcunt - Nike Store (Mar 8, 2014) 3:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 502 views - 14 likes (87.5%), 2 dislikes (12.5%)
45:00 <The_Baron> straight outta ingleburn brah!
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> buy it, play it without bias, and if you dont like it, return it within the time limit
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man depression sucks balls
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so hard to think of a good movie to dl
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> or tv show i like
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> solves the problem
46:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, dear God!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Simmons> Unless it has codes, then EB dont take shit back ;p
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Simmons
46:00 <Bastardly_One> tell the little cunt will ya?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> every review of it is like that
46:00 <Simmons> Yeah from what I've seen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN will favour reboots usually
46:00 <BlackDevil> stupid shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> am I right?
47:00 <Simmons> Most of the reviews have the same gripes
47:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyJYei16EA
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> forget about 'reboot'
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MC Madcunt - Ingleburn Brah (Oct 27, 2011) 2:46 - Category: Music - 13,174 views - 99 likes (66.9%), 49 dislikes (33.1%)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's your problem here
47:00 <The_Baron> actually this is the best one
47:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN have given reviews to games I've wondered how they can score so high
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> not buying a game because of a review is the worst
47:00 <Simmons> http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-one/thief
47:00 <Bastardly_One> then I've taken a punt ... and they're fucking right
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> espesh when you can return it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this The_Baron
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> most of these reviews are heavilly bias
49:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heavily bias
49:00 <Simmons> All reviews are biased.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a franchise reboot
49:00 <Simmons> Period.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's why I don't go by what movie critics say either
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what are they meant to say?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
49:00 <Bastardly_One> waste your money
49:00 <Simmons> But when they all start saying the same thing
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're supposed to be open minded
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no skin off our noses
49:00 <Simmons> Thats when you have to worry.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not a waste if there's a return policy
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you read?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
49:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Simmons
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> check it out for yourself and stop putting something down, you havent actually played
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can't say it's shit if you haven't played it
50:00 <Simmons> Depends where you buy it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's it, and that's all.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, that policy works at certain JBs too
51:00 <Simmons> Eb dont take shit back if it has useable codes in it, can only trade it for a fraction
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
51:00 <Simmons> Kmart dont take shit back once you pop it open and break their seal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've played online at EB
51:00 <Simmons> And thats all I have where I am that sells games
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck my dick
51:00 <BlackDevil> like inside?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil it's rainding, hold me
51:00 <BlackDevil> its not raining
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like ... well you've played it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so they won't take it back
52:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> not at my eb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> unless ya get along with the manager
52:00 <Bastardly_One> look
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you the other day
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i've known the staff for yonks
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he even cancelled my hold on it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> saying don't buy it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> when eb tell ya not to
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> itishere
52:00 <BlackDevil> it doesnt rain in california
52:00 <BlackDevil> everyone knows that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ya gotta wonder
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> for somebody that doesn't agree with being told what to do
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wonder why you don't get it
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know what I mean ;)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> i do ...
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh ... every single review
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey I've gotta take a leak bro
53:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be wrong
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> rice and veg or cereal, let the wee weeing time decide eheh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> here BD https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1901592_612457065509895_732702229_n.jpg
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> n3rd b4b3z
55:00 <BlackDevil> boing
56:00 <stebie> Picard, you will get a lengthy ban if you try to bait others
56:00 <stebie> keep that in mind
56:00 <The_Baron> that's that Kazuya Moonfox cosplayer chick
56:00 <The_Baron> she's always at the brisbane cons
56:00 <Excessive> very fckable
56:00 <The_Baron> or looks a heap like her anyway
57:00 <BlackDevil> baily jay is bangable
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> who is baily jay
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and why do chicks have to dress up in cheap outfits
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> so tacky
00:00 <mandyjane> hey fellas
01:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gosh
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol steb
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't even have to put Picard on ignore anymore, his chat just doesn't show up lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet stebie doesn't even raise his voice in type
02:00 <zaim> ill give ya something lengthy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> i don't think he said one word when i met him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> then again if anyone remembers sherm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy makes me look quiet
03:00 <TheRon> the sherminator??
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's him
03:00 <Bastardly_One> good old dave
03:00 <Bastardly_One> one of a kind that kid
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
03:00 <TheRon> i just remember the bloke off american pie
03:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where he got it from
03:00 <loliikakeee> story of my life someone finds out i like a girl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> similar personality too
04:00 <loliikakeee> so they make me fuck up
04:00 <loliikakeee> so they can sleep with them
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's this?
04:00 <Excessive> go to ur corner and cry now
04:00 <loliikakeee> suck my cock
04:00 <loliikakeee> and like it
05:00 <loliikakeee> wake me up when i sleeping
05:00 <loliikakeee> good
05:00 <loliikakeee> i gonna come out with fucken banter
05:00 <loliikakeee> i need my fucken sleep
05:00 <loliikakeee> fucken slugs
06:00 <Jennifer> i need a root
06:00 <Jennifer> anyone up for it?
06:00 <loliikakeee> i will use salt on you
06:00 <CannibalClown> stop blaming other people
06:00 <CannibalClown> its you
06:00 <CannibalClown> and only you
07:00 <TheRon> stop being a dick
07:00 <Jennifer> i want a dick
07:00 <Jennifer> big thick hard dick
07:00 <TheRon> STEBIE!!
07:00 <loliikakeee> bullshit
07:00 <loliikakeee> first time i lost woman i love
07:00 <CannibalClown> it was you
07:00 <loliikakeee> cops came cause of other shit
07:00 <loliikakeee> i wanted to talk
07:00 <loliikakeee> mate now fucking that one
07:00 <Excessive> if he doesn't stop it, I'mnah look up the logs and find his details again and ring up on him again ............. it's Margaret from memory ye?!
07:00 <loliikakeee> told me to say i'll cut my dick off
07:00 <loliikakeee> fuck up Excessive
08:00 <Jennifer> TheRon
08:00 <TheRon> picard's a commie and he's spreading propaganda!!
08:00 <CannibalClown> do it
08:00 <CannibalClown> this cunts off tap
08:00 <loliikakeee> why promise me something to be indian givers
09:00 <Jennifer> where is picard?
09:00 <Jennifer> he would root me
09:00 <Jennifer> he is a real man, root me wipe his cock on the curtains then leave
09:00 <Jennifer> thats exactly how i like it
09:00 <TheRon> ty
09:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
09:00 <loliikakeee> u think i mental
09:00 <loliikakeee> lol
09:00 <CannibalClown> you are beyond mental mate
09:00 <CannibalClown> youre just fucked
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah get him into chronic ward
09:00 <The_Baron> not acute
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <The_Baron> beyond help
10:00 <Excessive> no, ur parents mustah been under the influence when they made u ............ bein under the influence causes defects in the child
10:00 <loliikakeee> i got logs now
10:00 <loliikakeee> ring em
10:00 <CannibalClown> so does having parents that are siblings
10:00 <loliikakeee> they will say u harrasssing me when they see logs
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1525278_10152821030675476_1718997219_n.png
10:00 <CannibalClown> stop repeating
11:00 <BlackDevil> CSV allegedly lost track of 37,000 prescription painkillers
11:00 <The_Baron> if they read even a few hours of shit u spew
11:00 <CannibalClown> if the harassing is getting to you
11:00 <CannibalClown> then leave
11:00 <The_Baron> they will put u into acute faster than you can say "where's me dole"
11:00 <loliikakeee> no i want evidence
12:00 <CannibalClown> lol what a gimp\
12:00 <loliikakeee> on how fucked you ppl are
12:00 <The_Baron> fuck off then chris
12:00 <loliikakeee> no
12:00 <CannibalClown> herro polize
12:00 <CannibalClown> the irc is making me sad
12:00 <loliikakeee> a girl really wants to see me
12:00 <loliikakeee> but her friends
12:00 <CannibalClown> no
12:00 <CannibalClown> she doesnt
12:00 <The_Baron> no girl wants to see you
12:00 <loliikakeee> yes she does
12:00 <The_Baron> it's a delusion
13:00 <The_Baron> or it's Picard
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
13:00 <CannibalClown> your lying doesnt fool anyone here
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> loliikakeee this is for you
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/559947_10152672181192995_1519224172_n.jpg
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard is banned for a week
13:00 <loliikakeee> if her friends would get off her back
13:00 <Excessive> the subjects complaint is usually not given attention when one in charge is determing the subjects situation
13:00 <Excessive> determining*
13:00 <loliikakeee> so if fuckhead like adrain farkas
14:00 <loliikakeee> calls bes moron
14:00 <loliikakeee> u fucked up mate
14:00 <The_Baron> if u could afford a car, any chick u hook up with will probably end up in the boot
14:00 <The_Baron> u fuckin spaz
14:00 <CannibalClown> lol
15:00 <zaim>  Nikky`
15:00 <loliikakeee> change ya fb nick Excessive
15:00 <loliikakeee> fb is cops neways
15:00 <loliikakeee> so u fucked up
15:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
15:00 <loliikakeee> thats why fb is so big
15:00 <loliikakeee> ppl fuck up
16:00 <Nikky`> zaim
16:00 <Fiona> hi bozo
16:00 <loliikakeee> i type like i in dream
16:00 <Excessive> I don't have any paranoia abt who I am chris
16:00 <loliikakeee> cause meds they give me make me mental
16:00 <Excessive> ur meds r a fckn punishment for the shit u get up to
16:00 <Excessive> so ye
16:00 <The_Baron> then why is it when u stop taking them, that's when u get detained?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol 1 week nice
17:00 <loliikakeee> cause i got called wanker
17:00 <loliikakeee> its really cruel
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard should end up in the boot
18:00 <Serenity> tell the whole story chris
18:00 <Serenity> he got called a wanker
18:00 <Serenity> and he pulled his dick out
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah I heard that
19:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, exposing urself to ppl usually gets one in trouble
20:00 <Serenity> he thinks its ok
20:00 <The_Baron> god why I have I been sucked into another chris is a loser thing again?
20:00 <The_Baron> it's well aparent
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> you allowed yourself
22:00 <AngrymanXL> come towards me, bro.
22:00 <The_Baron> troo
22:00 <Serenity> i know that feeling
22:00 <Serenity> you swear you wont do it again
22:00 <The_Baron> I got a fucker of a cold
22:00 <Serenity> but it happens
22:00 <The_Baron> and bored as fuck
22:00 <loliikakeee> lol
22:00 <loliikakeee> call all u want
22:00 <loliikakeee> u will get done with harrassment
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah it'll be nice to have u under observation for at least 4 days
23:00 <The_Baron> might actually raise the bar in this chan a bit
23:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmmm ................ did I say three wishes? ............. alright ........... I'll give u four!
23:00 <CannibalClown> when chris leaves the IQ of the channel rises 1300%
23:00 <loliikakeee> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
25:00 <The_Baron> now we can get back to discussing quantam mechanics
25:00 <The_Baron> :P
25:00 <Serenity> i cant handle that dude in here anymore
25:00 <CannibalClown> phase aligned quantum particle switching memory array
26:00 <The_Baron> see, the IQ did go up
26:00 <CannibalClown> yay
26:00 <Serenity> Excessive whose phone number have you got
26:00 <DreamSeller> :I 
26:00 <DreamSeller> :O 
26:00 <DreamSeller> YAYYYYY 
26:00 <Excessive> I have all of chris's details somewhere in the logs
27:00 <The_Baron> not that it would be hard to obtain
27:00 <The_Baron> just pretend ur a chick who has an iota of interest
27:00 <Serenity> i think you should give them to me immediately
27:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaand did u use the -ba h switch? since he always changes nix n idents
27:00 <Serenity> i did that ones The_Baron
27:00 <The_Baron> prick would prolly give his bank details too
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <Serenity> it was so sad.
27:00 <Serenity> he told her he loved her in about 45 mins
27:00 <Serenity> once*
27:00 <DreamSeller> hhahahah 
27:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
27:00 <DreamSeller> HAHAHHA 
27:00 <Serenity> lol remember DreamSeller?
27:00 <Serenity> it was terribad
28:00 <Excessive> k, I gottah go n do some stuff, bbl
28:00 <The_Baron> l8r
29:00 <DreamSeller> it was bad 
29:00 <DreamSeller> so so so bad 
29:00 <CannibalClown> oh DreamSeller
29:00 <CannibalClown> we just met and this is crazy
29:00 <CannibalClown> do you love me maybe
31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1011585_751620538237354_326029170_n.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so it is
31:00 <The_Baron> hmmm
31:00 <The_Baron> flights to jamaica are pricey
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you want to go there for
31:00 <The_Baron> to chill the fuck out somewhere different
32:00 <The_Baron> and buy a pound of weed for 200 bucks
32:00 <The_Baron> :P
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably get murdered
32:00 <The_Baron> sit at a resort, chilling the fuck out
32:00 <The_Baron> heard it is pretty relaxed at 9 mile island
33:00 <AngrymanXL> https://31.media.tumblr.com/54f5681527d280bbcef73d4a82080f27/tumblr_n1w55yCKJG1qehhkqo1_500.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's great
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
33:00 <CannibalClown> so umm
33:00 <CannibalClown> boobs
33:00 <The_Baron> also they don't seem to fussed with background checks
33:00 <CannibalClown> showem if you gottem
33:00 <The_Baron> so I can enter even with my supply conviction
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> background checks are fucking shit
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belle Stars - Iko Iko.mp3 (2.67MB 128kbps Stereo 2:54)
34:00 <The_Baron> mmm
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt mean jack
34:00 <Saemon> http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/food/index/article/-/21915219/World-s-hottest-burger-puts-five-people-in-hospital/
34:00 <Saemon> damn
34:00 <Saemon> why would one even want to risk eating something like that
34:00 <CannibalClown> weak
35:00 <Bastardly_One> arsehole
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna sing that all the way to Beaufort and back now
35:00 <TheRon> crowded house - now we're getting somewhere
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Saemon> something so chilli cold risk ruining your tastebuds forever
35:00 <Saemon> could*
35:00 <The_Baron> no fucking wonder
35:00 <The_Baron> a hot sauce that rates at 9.2 million scovilles
35:00 <The_Baron> fuck that!
37:00 <Doodle> well that killed it
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that youre concerned with tastebuds
37:00 <Saemon> hrm is it ok to joke about steve irwin?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> not death
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and his ripe for the pickin daughter, all puppy fatted up ready to breed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon has that effect
38:00 <Bastardly_One> let's blame him
38:00 <Doodle> he might get stroppy
38:00 <TheRon> indeed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what's he gonna do/
38:00 <Bastardly_One> call up some bowling mates?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ;p
38:00 <Doodle> he might call us nasty things
38:00 <TheRon> i could
38:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
38:00 <Saemon> http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/cameraman-justin-lyons-reveals-steve-irwins-last-moments-im-dying-20140310-34h3b.html
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not nasty things
39:00 <Bastardly_One> my ride is 40 mins late
39:00 <Bastardly_One> i could be back by now
39:00 <Saemon> i would have thought his last words would be
39:00 <Saemon> "crikey"
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Stingy got me!"
39:00 <Saemon> or "Streuth"
39:00 <Saemon> "woohooooo"
40:00 <TheRon> woo hoo road trip
40:00 <Bastardly_One> more like roadworks trip
40:00 <TheRon> b1 i'd sink a six pack for the trip
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> The man who witnessed Steve Irwin's dying moments has described for the first time how a massive stingray wildly stabbed the conservationist 'hundreds of times'.
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/cameraman-justin-lyons-reveals-steve-irwins-last-moments-im-dying-20140310-34h3b.html#ixzz2vcs7PiPq
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love when they say that shit
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> HUNDREDS OF TIMES
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> THOUSANDS
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd get along well with a guy I know
41:00 <Bastardly_One> needs a 6 pack to go just out of the house I reckon
41:00 <TheRon> you konow guys?
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Saemon> imagine if cameraman was a dick at the time it happened, irwin says "I'm dying"
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to see his death scene
41:00 <Saemon> and the camera man would be like "nar no shit einstien ur gona have a holiday -.-"
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I can talk ... I'm like that with bongs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was lying
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i were a millionare id spend big money on having that footage found 
42:00 <Saemon> doesnt it exists?
42:00 <Saemon> i think his wife has it and it was shown to her
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I know anyone
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon itd exist
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it should exist
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we should be allowed to witness it
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cunt put me through enough grief over the years
44:00 <Bastardly_One> people really dont think on FB do they?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure, I can make it to this even
44:00 <Bastardly_One> t
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just fly over
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/events/217905935081287/
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in London ...
44:00 <Saemon> yeah, as fans
44:00 <Saemon> we have the right to witness it as well
44:00 <Saemon> he was a public figure
45:00 <TheRon> the oils - short memory
45:00 <Doodle> GOING24 people
45:00 <Doodle> MAYBE12 people
45:00 <Doodle> INVITED2,697 people
45:00 <Doodle> D:
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I saw that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bad spamming clearly
45:00 <Saemon> we need closure just as much as his wife does
46:00 <Bastardly_One> target your spamming in those cases
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like someone I know running from Lt Gov
46:00 <Saemon> "and all of sudden it (the stingray) propped on its front and started stabbing wildly, hundreds of strikes in a few seconds"
46:00 <Saemon> damn
46:00 <Saemon> thats like some dragonball z style shit
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is the best pic ive seen all day https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1922005_612020132213575_1531778112_n.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't spam outside his state
47:00 <Bastardly_One> makes no sense to
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *for
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not from
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Serenity> loliikakeee aka chris
47:00 <Saemon> those punches they do in them, the arms becomes lines and its like "CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH!" indicating super past punches than the eye can see
48:00 <Serenity> dont think i cant see when you talk shit about me either you little rodent
48:00 <TheRon> great
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya it pays to remember some IPs here and there
48:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
48:00 <Doodle> just started raining
48:00 <crash> lawn bowls
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
48:00 <Doodle> and i have to go out
48:00 <Serenity> i dont know what you think ips has to do with anything
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and do I
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> or this https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1896947_773481812672832_1132706428_n.jpg
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Im sorry for being so awesome but you people cant handle the power so I must possess it
49:00 <Doodle> and i washed my car yesterday
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that highway is gonna be a shit
49:00 <TheRon> doodle i see no rain
49:00 <Doodle> i can hear it
49:00 <Doodle> on my roof
49:00 <Bastardly_One> all those roadworks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... lemme see TheRon
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a good view of town
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's that heavy
49:00 <oz33> bi / curious melb guys msg me
50:00 <Doodle> there ya go Bastardly_One, you're on
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you test run him
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck all rain
50:00 <Doodle> there will be nothing left of him
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you on about?
50:00 <Doodle> fucking hell do i have to take a photo
51:00 <Doodle> i know when its raining jesus
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... apparently
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but down that end of sebas
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe ya
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived there
51:00 <Doodle> if it wasnt raining i'd be gone
51:00 <Bastardly_One> could rain nowhere else and be flooding down that end
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if I really cared I'd of looked at BOM by now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want to get this shitty trip over and done with
53:00 <Bastardly_One> should be back by now and haven't even left yet
53:00 <Doodle> http://oi60.tinypic.com/35hjkol.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fine!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> My lift has just shown too
54:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs/bbl
54:00 <TheRon> slice of heaven yeah
54:00 <Saemon> i see you all, plebs and sheep in the monotonous cycle of mindless existence, living out your lives with no meaning, no purpose, as if you  are gods pre-programed automatons destined to fullfill 
54:00 <Saemon> some sort of grand plan
54:00 <Saemon> some grand purpose
55:00 <Saemon> well i SAY, OPEN YOUR MIND
55:00 <Saemon> follow. the. buzzard.
55:00 <Saemon> ha..ha...ha..ha hahahahahahahahaah
57:00 <TheRon> it's time once again for everybody to come aboard the HOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!
02:00 <Saemon> godfather
03:00 <Saemon> yo PandasDontDrive
03:00 <Saemon> did u end up buyin those jackers mang?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah going to buy the black one start of next month, check out the quality, if the quality is good, as I'm sure the size will be right etc, then I'll order more
04:00 <crash> what nick is chris under now ?
04:00 <TheRon> something gay
05:00 <Saemon> cool PandasDontDrive
05:00 <Serenity> loliikakeee
05:00 <Saemon> tell me how they are
05:00 <Saemon> if its good, then i will buy some as well
05:00 <Saemon> but ive got to lose weight first before i can wear it hehe
06:00 <mandyjane> 3hi 13G3UI51414S2E
07:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah I will man
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P:P 4 sure
08:00 <Serenity> well i sure as shit am not removing that one
08:00 <TheRon> classy
09:00 <couleurs> gr8 topic
09:00 <couleurs> gr8 song
09:00 <TheRon> topic?
10:00 <couleurs> Welcome to #melbourne
10:00 <TheRon> ah yes!
10:00 <TheRon> goto moomba?
11:00 <couleurs> nope
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <TheRon> begonia festival here, i wasn't really interested
13:00 <lumeah> boo
13:00 <TheRon> boo?
14:00 <lumeah> boo
14:00 <TheRon> booo urns
15:00 <lumeah> urns? 
15:00 <TheRon> mr burns on the simpsons
15:00 <lumeah> ahhh
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> aarrrghhhh
16:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
16:00 <lumeah> lol pandy
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost had this Legendary Ship second attempt, now I just wana go raping shit
16:00 <lumeah> not ook. 
17:00 <Pyro-> what did you fuckers get a public holiday for today ?
17:00 <TheRon> labour day
17:00 <Pieter> Hey Zade:)
17:00 <Pyro-> ahh right
18:00 <Pyro-> ours used to be in may, but now it's october or something stupid
18:00 <Pieter> Theres a tsunami headed straight for brisbane
18:00 <Pieter> Gonna go 4km inland
18:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
18:00 <Pieter> Big wave
18:00 <TheRon> the melbourne storm are coming??
19:00 <Pieter> Ooga booga ooga  booga
19:00 <Pieter> *stomp*
19:00 <Pieter> Wukka wukka wukka wukka
20:00 <Pieter> .<
20:00 <couleurs> Britain will get 5G internet so fast that users can download a feature film in less than a second, under a major deal struck with Germany.
20:00 <couleurs> that's a spicey meatbole
20:00 <{LeE}> i am gay, i fuck people in the ass
21:00 <TheRon> how backwards is australia
21:00 <crash> relative to what TheRon?
21:00 <{LeE}> i love black cock in my gob
21:00 <{LeE}> and i squirt red cum out of my vagina
22:00 <TheRon> britain getting 5g, new zealand having gay marriage.......
22:00 <Pyro-> somehow we manged to vote in the couche of the century, it's the voting public to blame for our shit internets
22:00 <crash> still don't see where you are going with this TheRon?
22:00 <Pyro-> douche*
22:00 <couleurs> not happening until 2017-2020 soz i 4 got 2 mention it
23:00 <couleurs> how lame
23:00 <TheRon> i want us to be a republic and have our own flag and a new national anthem
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <PietSAbabe> If youre worried about getting caught for freeloading, you should be.
24:00 <couleurs> and 1gb nbn
24:00 <TheRon> more people know the words to khe sanh than the words to advance australia fair
24:00 <Zade> maybe in the western suburbs
24:00 <TheRon> i mean girt, what the fuck is that??
25:00 <Pieter> I CANT HELP IT , ILL TRY TO BE LESS ME
26:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQs_6Gd32sk
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: God Save The Queen - Nouvelle Vague (Jun 17, 2009) 2:49 - Category: Music - 144,505 views - 409 likes (94.7%), 23 dislikes (5.3%)
26:00 <TheRon> get the sex pistols one
27:00 <Pyro-> just use tie me kangaroo dow
27:00 <Zade> that could work 
27:00 <TheRon> bit pedo now
28:00 <crash> TheRon whats a good hit from the cars ?
28:00 <couleurs> royals 4 new national anthem
28:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. fuckin rolf and his wandering hands fucked it all up
28:00 <TheRon> just what i needed
28:00 <TheRon> drive
28:00 <TheRon> my best friend's girl
28:00 <Excessive> ummm I think chris needs the -id and -ba h switches with his bans
29:00 <TheRon> i still call australia home??
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ban beehhh for fucking once
30:00 <crash> cheers
30:00 <TheRon> that help
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> a whole awesome week ban
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> he makes my blood boil
31:00 <Excessive> riiiiiiite .............. got mah glassbreaks
31:00 <TheRon> waltzing matilda sounds more new zealand to me
32:00 <TheRon> it's about a sheep shagger
32:00 <Excessive> jus glued em to the ceiling with silicone .......... waitin for that to dry b4 I program em into the panel
32:00 <couleurs> pics
32:00 <Saemon> i still call australia home should be our anthem
33:00 <Saemon> certainly sounds better than the shit we got now
33:00 <TheRon> should be at least sung at the rugby against the kiwis
33:00 <Excessive> I didn't wannah make a racket here with drilling into the concrete ceiling
33:00 <Saemon> imagine i still call australia home intrumental being blasted in the stadiums etc
33:00 <Saemon> at the olympics n such
33:00 <Excessive> so that's y the silicone
33:00 <Saemon> fuck gives me goosebumps
33:00 <TheRon> i'd get teary
34:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
34:00 <Saemon> yeah when its in ruby, i still call australia home could be hummed
34:00 <Saemon> like a battle hymm
34:00 <Saemon> fucken epic 
35:00 <Saemon> rugby*
35:00 <TheRon> i've taken a blow up sheep to the cricket before
35:00 <Saemon> lol
35:00 <Zade> good root?
35:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
35:00 <Saemon> stereotpyes of nations
35:00 <TheRon> it's just what you do when you play new zealand
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
36:00 <Saemon> with the french u got the long baguette bread roll, beret hat, stripped wheres wally top, and palet of paint 
36:00 <Saemon> with nz u got a blow up sheep
36:00 <TheRon> bloody kiwis still haven't got over trevor chappell bowling underarm
37:00 <Zade> bowling underarm is not allowed in rugby?
37:00 <Saemon> jake the muss
38:00 <TheRon> whats the south africa one you reckon?
39:00 <Shadowgate> Nick that killed of laughter "Sponge"
40:00 <TheRon> sorry thats a loaded question
40:00 <Nikky`> I thought, sure might be a nice chance to clean my car...well driving out to wash car n shops it starts to rain - so bloody typical
40:00 <Nikky`> At least it was before I washed it
41:00 <TheRon> detailed and vaccumed?
41:00 <crash> Nikky` i told you i would wash your car many times
41:00 <crash> for close to free
41:00 <TheRon> he'd wear a bikini and all
41:00 <Nikky`> what would be the charge?
41:00 <CannibalClown> lol suck shit CockDevil
41:00 <Nikky`> no TheRon.. just quick wash
41:00 <Excessive> lol ......... Element callin me a pussy for not givin him chris's details earlier
42:00 <crash> a sandwich ?
42:00 <Zade> cup of tea i suspect
42:00 <crash> maybe some water if i get dehydrated
42:00 <Nikky`> I can do sammich n water
42:00 <TheRon> oil change and new brakes??
42:00 <crash> i like ham and fresh salad
43:00 <crash> and water - probably bit of ice
43:00 <Nikky`> Yes, that will be done on next service TheRon
43:00 <Nikky`> I don't have ice, no room for ice tray and well guess I can make it ham n salad
44:00 <TheRon> get a bag of ice and fill the esky for him
44:00 <TheRon> maybe a six pack of crownines in there for him
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
45:00 <Nikky`> No beer
45:00 <crash> Nikky` ill do a good job - sheesh
45:00 <crash> nah beer is a distraction
45:00 <crash> tits do make me work a little harder
45:00 <Nikky`> I didn't doubt you would do a good job
45:00 <TheRon> so true
47:00 <Nikky`> It is true TheRon..so get ya tits out for crash while he washes my car
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> I forgot how much fun this was
48:00 <Nikky`> Who wants to make me a coffee?
48:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/qaHoJlQ.jpg
48:00 <TheRon> i don't know how
48:00 <TheRon> oh yeah i'm ripped
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey shads
48:00 <shadsam> heys
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got burgers
49:00 <Nikky`> Since when?
49:00 <TheRon> since now
49:00 <Nikky`> wow, so quick
49:00 <Nikky`> impressive
49:00 <TheRon> it's amazing
49:00 <crash> incredible
49:00 <shadsam> lol
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> And beer
49:00 <shadsam> nice
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Waiting for game to update
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> what game
49:00 <shadsam> payday tomorrow
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bf4 j
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh cool
50:00 <crash> Nikky` don't get a black car next time please
50:00 <crash> :P
50:00 <TheRon> racist!
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Multiplayer update 8
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> remember to use WAR TAPES in audio
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Havent been on the net much lately
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> best sound
50:00 <shadsam> same
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> I gor a life
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got
51:00 <Zade> crash do you wanna wash my car?
51:00 <TheRon> zade do you have a pair of breasts??
51:00 <Zade> its not black
51:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140307/640/morning_picdump_514_640_03.jpg
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well I think I did
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just use the net now for porn
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what's funny
52:00 <Zade> no but put ice on my nipples and you could prob cut glass with them 
52:00 <Nikky`> No worries crash.. next car won't be black
52:00 <TheRon> it will be dark brown though
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> about the life bit
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i see ppl, mostly chicks
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> out on their fones txting constantly
52:00 <shadsam> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder how much of their day out they remember
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> as opposed to remembering all the txt conversations
53:00 <loliikakeee> hi
53:00 <TheRon> piss off chris
53:00 <BlackDevil>  An agitated hive of bees swarmed cars following a minor car crash
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hard to take in your surroundings when you're glued to a phone huh, may aswell stay at home and get on the pc and not pretend to have a life
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno what i mean j?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> (not directed at u, at those ppl)
54:00 <Zade> what did you do today Nikky`?
54:00 <BlackDevil> slept
55:00 <Nikky`> Not much, slept in, gym and supermarket - nothing exciting, you?
55:00 <TheRon> nikky is it a female only gym?
55:00 <crash> Zade how much you paying ?
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I hate my phone
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont text
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I call
56:00 <crash> how good are your ham sandwiches ?
56:00 <Zade> went to beach, drank, here now 
56:00 <crash> can i have a nap on your lounge after ?
56:00 <loliikakeee> TheRon was mean
56:00 <loliikakeee> wtf
56:00 <Zade> mine are good crash, i will walk down to one of the cafes and buy it 
56:00 <Nikky`> No it isn't TheRon
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont do either on mine
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> And if I go out I usually leave my phone at home
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
57:00 <Zade> of course crash
57:00 <loliikakeee> wish ppl wouldnt call me chris
57:00 <TheRon> checking out the fit blokes??
57:00 <loliikakeee> for fuck sake
57:00 <Nikky`> I think i'm going to get ditched by crash..for Zade 
57:00 <Nikky`> the horror of it all
57:00 <TheRon> damn
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> If I am out it usually means I am doing something I like so I prefer not to be interrupted
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like drinking beer
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
58:00 <Nikky`> I never check them out TheRon, gosh no
58:00 <Doodle> mm sleep in
58:00 <TheRon> yeah right
58:00 <crash> Zade nice lol :)
58:00 <crash> but Nikky` will put love into my sandwich
58:00 <TheRon> a crash and zade sandwich?
58:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
59:00 <Nikky`> Was a good sleep in Doodle
59:00 <Doodle> :(
00:00 <Nikky`> I put love into all my food
00:00 <Excessive> couleurs, https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1981995_10201081117344710_1785658189_n.jpg
00:00 <TheRon> i should make a risotto to use up the roast chicken
01:00 <Zade> i should look at menus and see what is dinner for tonight 
01:00 <TheRon> nikky` hows the seafood there?
01:00 <Nikky`> I have prawn stirfry 
02:00 <crash> :P
02:00 <crash> spoiling yourself ?
02:00 <Nikky`> Same as there I guess
02:00 <Nikky`> haha yeah crash, something like that
02:00 <crash> good to keep up the omega 3
02:00 <Zade> crash do you live in melbourne?
02:00 <TheRon> you're closer to the ocean though
03:00 <Nikky`> true I guess but I don't always buy a lot of seafood
03:00 <couleurs> cool, it's just a sensor on the ceiling pointed at your glass door/window?
04:00 <crash> Zade yeah 
04:00 <crash> how long do you think it will take to wash your car ?
05:00 <Excessive> couleurs, yes
05:00 <TheRon> detailed and vaccuumed??
05:00 <Doodle> yeah do it properly
05:00 <Doodle> or not at all
05:00 <Doodle> windows too
05:00 <crash> detailed
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
06:00 <crash> i think Nikky` would be more tidy
06:00 <Zade> not long just need to be a bit clean before i pick up my new one 
06:00 <crash> and a non-smoker etc..
06:00 <Doodle> dont clean it if you're trading it in
06:00 <Doodle> fuck them
06:00 <Nikky`> Inside is tidy.. its outside thats not so clean :/
06:00 <Doodle> theyre ripping you off already dont do them any favours
06:00 <crash> Zade well i have faith in your local cafe's ham sandwiches
06:00 <TheRon> ribs for tea tonight
06:00 <Excessive> I'm cookin rice n chicken thigh
06:00 <Excessive> atm
07:00 <TheRon> come for the food, stay for the ambulance??
07:00 <Doodle> when i traded my last car in, i coloured the scratches on the bumper in with black texta
07:00 <Doodle> and chucked the touch up paint in the glovebox
07:00 <couleurs> u rok
07:00 <Zade> lol
08:00 <Doodle> i figure they got it for a steal so they can afford to repair it
08:00 <Shadowgate> lol Zade
08:00 <couleurs> Doodle have you seen that ammo detail guy from nyc on youtube?
09:00 <couleurs> he's insane
09:00 <Doodle> sounds familiar
09:00 <Doodle> i've seen the british dude who charges like $20k for a detail
09:00 <couleurs> he was on the drive channel, he recently bought a sweet porsche
09:00 <couleurs> i want 1
09:00 <Doodle> mmm
09:00 <Doodle> same
10:00 <Doodle> although, i always wanted a porsche now i'm leaning towards the r8
10:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYGEYoJCMng
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Where is your Car Show: Parking Lot or Grass? (Nov 24, 2013) 10:29 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 34,725 views - 848 likes (98.6%), 12 dislikes (1.4%)
10:00 <Doodle> 10 MINUTES
10:00 <couleurs> he talks a lot and is anal as fuck
10:00 <Doodle> I'M A BUSY MAN
10:00 <Doodle> oh so he's like me
10:00 <Zade> nuh the car salesperson was alright, gave me the keys and told me to bring it back by 6 
10:00 <couleurs> HIS OTHER VIDEOS ARE 30 MINS OR LOGNER
10:00 <couleurs> LOGNERRRR
10:00 <Doodle> yeah the salespeaople who sold me my car gave it to me for the night so i could make up my mind
10:00 <Doodle> *salespeople
11:00 <Doodle> i didn't want to take it back so it worked
11:00 <Doodle> lol logner
11:00 <couleurs> his porsche is sweet as fuck
12:00 <couleurs> he's so ocd
12:00 <couleurs> so bad
13:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like good salespeaople
13:00 <Doodle> lol :P
13:00 <couleurs> i claybar'ed my car the other week
14:00 <Nikky`> :P
14:00 <couleurs> that shit really works
14:00 <Doodle> yeah it does a good job
15:00 <FredFlinstone> nice
15:00 <FredFlinstone> the wifes?
16:00 <couleurs> 1991 964
16:00 <Nikky`> whatever it is
16:00 <couleurs> so cool
16:00 <couleurs> I WANT ONE
16:00 <Excessive> nah nawt married
17:00 <Nikky`> NO
17:00 <Excessive> hmmmm taht was gooooooooooooood
17:00 <Excessive> that*
17:00 <Excessive> ciggy btiem
17:00 <Excessive> -b
18:00 <couleurs> :(
18:00 <stebie> :)
18:00 <TheRon> i'll make it up to you in the year 2000
18:00 <shadsam> `seen the_baron
18:00 <prowl> shadsam, if you can't see the_baron here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
18:00 <shadsam> o,o
18:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
18:00 <The_Baron> hey dude
19:00 <Nikky`> Sorry couleurs but it's for your own good
19:00 <Doodle> i'm not a fan of 90s porsches
19:00 <Doodle> theyre nice but they will actively try to kill you
19:00 <stebie> challenge accepted
19:00 <shadsam> lol
19:00 <shadsam> heya man
19:00 <The_Baron> wassup?
19:00 <shadsam> ust about to make a tune
20:00 <TheRon>  quite like the t model ford
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> there was one for sale at the swap meet TheRon
20:00 <Zade> porsche is a bit faster TheRon
20:00 <Doodle> 2 actually
20:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <Doodle> one restored one junked
20:00 <Doodle> same price
20:00 <Doodle> :/
20:00 <TheRon> when are you do another "
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Do it
20:00 <TheRon> "i don't like monday's?"
21:00 <TheRon> imagine the t model ford for every day use
21:00 <Doodle> lol fuck that
21:00 <TheRon> ladies!!
21:00 <Zade> where would the gps sit?
21:00 <Doodle> it would be like driving a sewing machine to work
22:00 <TheRon> too early for better be home soon??
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> u got xbox one omfgbbqhax?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah j 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> trade in 360?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah no point
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> y not
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Movin soon so need to save cash
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> And wont have net for a bit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhhh
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> again!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> U MOVE TOO MUCH J!
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hoe
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> How
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk, y am i boiling water for rice when ill have dinner in an hour or so
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Getting a place for me and miley
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool as!
25:00 <Zade> what time is dinner Nikky`? i am starving
25:00 <TheRon> she's serving chilled monkey brains
25:00 <Zade> oh
25:00 <Crowman> yum
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I used to love rice gravy and cheese
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Easy and best meal
25:00 <TheRon> i cup of rice, 2 cups of water
25:00 <TheRon> add a pich of saly and some lemon peel
25:00 <TheRon> sat
25:00 <TheRon> salt
25:00 <omfgbbqhax>  U sat on a pinch
26:00 <TheRon> oh sorry that was desert
26:00 <TheRon> if you've seen indiana jones and the temple of doom, imagine that
26:00 <Zade> old people eat crumbed sheep brains, might be ok 
26:00 <TheRon> it's dark
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
26:00 <Excessive> ummm I find I need 3 cups of water for the rice, 2 cups jus cooks out and the rice is not cooked properly
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going again
26:00 <Excessive> lo ol dude :)
26:00 <TheRon> 12 mins in the microwave
26:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, with quick reduction 2 cups to 1 cup of rice is enough
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tell nikky I love her
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> And might be on another night
26:00 <Excessive> oh I do it on the stove
27:00 <crash> for longevity ?
27:00 <Zade> perhaps
27:00 <crash> wash it down with some orange juice
27:00 <Zade> worked for them they are old 
27:00 <crash> that and a ham sandwich
27:00 <The_Baron> I do it on the stove too
27:00 <The_Baron> 2 cups water to one cup rice
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I do it wherever the bitch wants it
27:00 <The_Baron> lid on and high haet for 10 mins
27:00 <TheRon> med high heat on the stove with a lid
27:00 <The_Baron> always gets me fluffy rice
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Muff burger
27:00 <Excessive> oh .......... I don't use a lid, that y
27:00 <Excessive> that's*
27:00 <The_Baron> best thing I ever got shown, by a sushi chef
27:00 <TheRon> yep
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
28:00 <TheRon> old people and pet food
28:00 <Zade> think if i was eating brains it would be washed down with vodka
28:00 <TheRon> 100,000 pensioners can't be wrong
28:00 <Excessive> baiiiiiiiiiii
28:00 <TheRon> risotto, every minute for 16 mins add a ladel of stock
28:00 <The_Baron> hmmm if my nose wasn't so blocked, prolly make an icli pilaf
29:00 <TheRon> sounds french
29:00 <The_Baron> risotto is a tricky bastard, but yeah, slowly adding the stock
29:00 <Excessive> romanian .......... pilaf de orez = some rice dish with meat
29:00 <The_Baron> also before that, fry the rice a lil in butter and garlic
29:00 <The_Baron> it will soften the husk a bit
29:00 <TheRon> well obviously
30:00 <TheRon> don't believe in modern love
30:00 <The_Baron> it aint obvious for those who don't know how to cook
30:00 <TheRon> fry only off with garlic, reduce some white wine
30:00 <FredFlinstone> only off?
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah I always use wine 
30:00 <FredFlinstone> good english
30:00 <Bastardly_One> FredFlinstone, shouldn't you be trawling for young cock while wife hating?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
30:00 <TheRon> i use oil and finish with butter
31:00 <Nikky`> Dinner will be around 6:30 - 7
31:00 <Zade> woohoo i shall bring the booze 
31:00 <The_Baron> I use butter and oil, and finish with more butter
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Does using listerine and then smoking after it stain your teeth ?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> you should use both at the same time oil stops the butter from burning
31:00 <TheRon> you don't want it too buttery
31:00 <Bastardly_One> turkish rice
31:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFg!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is the shit
31:00 <The_Baron> indeed it is
31:00 <TheRon> does ballarat have turkish now??
32:00 <TheRon> chilled monky brains nikky`
32:00 <Nikky`> excellent, I wanted tomorrow off also, add some drinking and i'd not make it
32:00 <Nikky`> I will have that next time TheRon
32:00 <TheRon> damn
32:00 <Nikky`> anywho - brb
32:00 <Zade> i am with crash, a ham sanger will do 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
32:00 <TheRon> that really sucks
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's easy to make
32:00 <The_Baron> onion, garlic, cumin, chicken liver, roasted pine nuts, rice, black currant
32:00 <The_Baron> how can ya go wrong?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> get the right long grain from the supermarket
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and away you go
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but you don't like buttery
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of the keys to turkish rice/pilaf
33:00 <TheRon> just don't overdo the butter
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah lotta butter
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lots
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and lots
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the more the better
33:00 <The_Baron> sort of
33:00 <Excessive> lol, went and seen the doc today ........... I did a blood test abt 2 weeks ago and he was sayin how everything is lookin good as compared to the last test "ye I know, most psych drugs attack ur system in one way or another" I said .......... and then agreed with him to see him once every 2 months instead of every month
33:00 <The_Baron> u don't want it to be swimming in it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
34:00 <Bastardly_One> don't teach uber nerds to roller skate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuck ruined my shoulder
36:00 <crash> agree
36:00 <crash> im not that fussy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna be fun
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if I turn to scum on sunday
36:00 <TheRon> carlton playing this weekend or next?
37:00 <crash> bit of protein and carbs
37:00 <crash> plus cheap
37:00 <Excessive> I had all sorts of weird shit goin on while the psychs were givin me depots ........ fckn high colesterol, low in vitamin D, etc, etc .......... all that shit is gone now
37:00 <TheRon> geelong plays on thursday night next week
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1604700_10152208902013567_62179427_n.jpg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm dunno what i think of this
38:00 <TheRon> nude chick
38:00 <crash> colour that will fade in a decade ?
39:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
39:00 <BlackDevil> tits are cut off
39:00 <BlackDevil> fix it
39:00 <Doodle> she has vermin tattooed on her side
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a Sat I am sure
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so this week
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we play Port
40:00 <TheRon> there's a win
40:00 <Bastardly_One> because the MCG is still fucked for round one
40:00 <Bastardly_One> where we'd of thrashed Richmond
40:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not attracted to that piece
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> but if the chick was hot
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd change my mind lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> don't count on it man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> see port in the finals?
41:00 <Excessive> fck orff chris
41:00 <TheRon> yes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well that poll
41:00 <TheRon> i second that, fuck off chris
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> rgb PC rulez
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in the topic
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> RGB*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> means chris will be z-lined over 6 mths
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and the butthurt form
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all Serenity's fault
42:00 <Excessive> lawl
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that TheWJM banned me for 18mths
42:00 <Ana_Ng> Aliy reportedly takes the lead!!!!!
42:00 <TheRon> AND STAY OUT!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's Serenity's fault for everything
42:00 <mandyjane> haha
42:00 <Serenity> God that takes forever on my phone
42:00 <TheRon> serenity i like the effort
42:00 <Bastardly_One> see why stebie should give me ops?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you could of said, sKitch!
42:00 <Serenity> No
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's of been done :P
43:00 <Serenity> Yeahhh not gonna happen lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... duh ...
43:00 <The_Baron> give me ops, I can do absolutely nothing all day too
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me Excessive
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you're supposed to get ops finally somewhere else soon
44:00 <Serenity> Chris thinks he knows where I live. He keeps threatening me with cat poo..
44:00 <Excessive> Element pm'd me askin for chris's details earlier, I told him that I'mnah be diplomatic abt it and not give him the details ........ he called me a pussy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one else is keen but you know more about manual bans
44:00 <TheRon> was born a wanker or what?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> than anyone
44:00 <Serenity> Gibe them to me you cunt
44:00 <Serenity> Give
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, don't give David anything
44:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, rite :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> give them to Me
45:00 <TheRon> who won the 2009 alan border medal?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll give them to her when she's on her PC later
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll call the CAT team this time
45:00 <The_Baron> he'll only end up doing 2 weeks of observation at most
46:00 <TheRon> ricky ponting, and  michael clarke
46:00 <TheRon> t/f, identical twins have identical fingerprints?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> last time they just upped his meds
46:00 <TheRon> gotta live gotta live gotta live in shit town
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he was raging at me about Excessive doing it
46:00 <Excessive> yes lol
46:00 <Serenity> I wish he were suicidal
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for about a week
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah maybe some more haliparidol might be a good idea for him
47:00 <Serenity> I dont think they do
47:00 <TheRon> correct it's false
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm suicidal,we're all fucking suicidal, we just don't keep going on about it
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu in bruges
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like watchin that
47:00 <TheRon> i still haven't seen napoleon dynamite becuase of the pg rating
47:00 <Bastardly_One> In Bruges
47:00 <Bastardly_One> best fucking film ever
48:00 <TheRon> in 1988 the queen opened which australian building?
48:00 <Serenity> Im gonna be suicidal if these headaches dont fuck off
48:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone should see that movie
48:00 <Bastardly_One> is he being aggressive?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's enough for a cat team call
48:00 <Serenity> He told me I need him for safety
48:00 <Serenity> So I shouldnt ban him
48:00 <Excessive> he was carryin on today again abt me callin up on him 
48:00 <The_Baron> I guess to the CAT team, his behavior would have seemed quite aggressive
49:00 <couleurs> cool firefox tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Serenity> Parliament? 
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <Serenity> Woah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no
49:00 <Serenity> Not quite sure what that means
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it means
49:00 <mandyjane> you need him Serenity
49:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get a dr, nurse and a psych to visit him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> at a team
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's being aggressive
49:00 <Excessive> he's prolly there dwellin ........... "fckn Excessive ........ another 6 months of depots"
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he is man
49:00 <TheRon> rename chris dexter?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he was raging at you hard
50:00 <Serenity> I r smrt
50:00 <TheRon> in 1993, who was the first aboriginal to win a brownlow?
50:00 <Excessive> is this TheRon's trivia?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the coon that stole it that yearh?
50:00 <Doodle> ninger goonsack
50:00 <TheRon> beer trivia
50:00 <Excessive> lol
50:00 <mandyjane> chris has ciggie butt brain lol
50:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One. not sure on that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ciggie butt brain is mad at me
50:00 <The_Baron> oh wait
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for stickin' up for Maurice
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
51:00 <Serenity> Hmmm
51:00 <Excessive> that bored aye?
51:00 <Serenity> Wanganeen
51:00 <Serenity> Gavin
51:00 <TheRon> b1 should know it, he barracks for essendon and all
51:00 <TheRon> well done
51:00 <Serenity> ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I do not
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Carlton
51:00 <TheRon> no?
51:00 <TheRon> carlton??
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
51:00 <Serenity> Shut up
51:00 <TheRon> who barracks for carlton!!
51:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/mxVjG6N.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah they can get you on aggression
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anything negative to your condition
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you need him!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what's an aisle?
51:00 <The_Baron> hahaah yeah that'll get his meds upped for sure
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hand it over Excessive
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and her *points* I think
52:00 <Serenity> Are these beer lid questions
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop pretending you can't find it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> gimme
52:00 <Serenity> Yeah dont be a soft cock
52:00 <Serenity> Gimme
52:00 <Excessive> I can find it lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> free calls country wide
52:00 <The_Baron> why didn't ya just pretend to be a chick that showed interest in chris?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and the exact cat team you used
52:00 <Excessive> but me givin ppl other ppl's details will put me in the middle of conflict
52:00 <The_Baron> he woulda given u his banking details within an hour like that
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <Serenity> Thats next the baron
53:00 <Excessive> lawl
53:00 <crash> lol
53:00 <TheRon> what was the paint scheme on the ford falcon xc cobra?
53:00 <crash> nothing wrong with beer lid trivia
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they sure sound like the carlton draught lid trivia
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the double stripe thing
53:00 <Serenity> Blue and white
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh scheme
53:00 <Bastardly_One> white and blue
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he fucking put it in #sex didn't he?
53:00 <Serenity> Ill bring back the chick we used ladt time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how you told me you go it
53:00 <Excessive> yes
53:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
53:00 <Serenity> When he told her he loved her in 45 mins
53:00 <Bastardly_One> give me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how about this Serenity
53:00 <The_Baron> surprised no one else had thought of it
53:00 <lil-lap-warmer> she's a slut and a half
53:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
53:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I am so!
54:00 <Serenity> White with blue stripes
54:00 <TheRon> it says blue with white stripes
54:00 <Serenity> Oh
54:00 <TheRon> sorry white with...
54:00 <Excessive> GT stripes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they lie
54:00 <Bastardly_One> better
54:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say
54:00 <Serenity> Did I get it lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <TheRon> yep
54:00 <TheRon> and i'm spent
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *twirls*
54:00 <Excessive> his case manager's name is Margaret lol ............ when I rang his local hosp and told em that I was concerned abt him tellin us that he was in love and that he didn't wannah live anymore
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> fuck you
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> what's his surname
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and Dandy Hosp?
54:00 <Excessive> I'll have to dif it up
54:00 <TheRon> and his other case manager is david
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's run out of lids
55:00 <Serenity> Aw
55:00 <TheRon> yep
55:00 <Serenity> I like trivia
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I could get my trivia bot back up for here one day if you want
55:00 <Excessive> apparently spray painters hate doin them GT stripes ............ heaps of fckin around to get em all spot on lined up etc
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty big ... updated a fair bit
55:00 <Serenity> No trivia in here
55:00 <Serenity> Its awful
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bit warm out
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cloudy but
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I'm gonna blow your machines up
55:00 <Excessive> dig it up*
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> if I don't get the address soon
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> fuckin' loof
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I was gonna ask him which depot he goes to
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they go to the same depot
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I could imagine Serenity
56:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a debacle
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
56:00 <couleurs> ah g'day mates
56:00 <Bastardly_One> put Excessive on a nokick ban til he hands it over
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get it up and running again though I might invite a few people ... was huge "in the day"
57:00 <Bastardly_One> stopped it in my channel as it got too catty
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch fights over trivia ffs
57:00 <Serenity> Trivia needs a dedicated channel
58:00 <Serenity> It doesnt fait well with chat
58:00 <Bastardly_One> still has one on austnet I think
58:00 <Serenity> Yes
58:00 <crash> agree Serenity
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yah true ... or depends on the chat people too
58:00 <crash> we should talk about the colour of your underwear and nails
59:00 <TheRon> BOOBIES!!
59:00 <Serenity> My nails are stained purple from food colourimg
59:00 <crash> work well ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this is for ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK1TnheTdww
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Type O Negative Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All) (Nov 24, 2013) 11:15 - Category: Film and Animation - 1,546 views - 25 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *doesn't finish*
59:00 <The_Baron> Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> Sure
00:00 <crash> Serenity are you a tomboy ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 'when I called her evil, she just laughed"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> "well, cast that spell on me ... boo bitch craft"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the song I assume?
01:00 <TheRon> the bitch is back?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't you be eating that instead of slapping people with it fatty?
02:00 <shadsam> lolol
02:00 <The_Baron> got a call from 1998, they want their trout back
02:00 <shadsam> mmm trouts
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you wanna go out because it's raining and blowing
02:00 <shadsam> :D
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can't go out coz your roots are showing
03:00 <TheRon> russian life was very sad, such was life in leningrad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> dye them black, black black black #1
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this song has to be a pisstake
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and so many goth girls take it as their theme song
03:00 <Excessive> Serenity, does ur hubby log?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> there will never be another Pete Steele
03:00 <The_Baron> Type O Negative is such a shit band though
04:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah reprogram mah alarm panel and make these glassbreak detectors work ......... bbl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oi!
04:00 <Excessive> he was in there when chris gave us all his address
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
04:00 <The_Baron> I will be fair
04:00 <The_Baron> they USED to be good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> until Pete went straight actually
04:00 <Excessive> and it's Chris Fisher btw
04:00 <PietSAbabe> You people see me achieve excellence so its no wonder y all under pressure feeling you must be better than me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that last album was a bit ... eh
04:00 <PietSAbabe> I get it
04:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-conquered
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ta Excessive
04:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
05:00 <shadsam> SMOKO
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no C
05:00 <shadsam> dinner calls
05:00 <shadsam> i been eating ice satchels
05:00 <shadsam> xd
06:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in allentown, and they're closing all the factories down...
06:00 <The_Baron> down to the wash bags
06:00 <shadsam> yup
06:00 <shadsam> dealers stuff is shit
06:00 <The_Baron> how many times u looked through the carpet, shads?
06:00 <Excessive> ok, I'mnah break mah word and go against wat I said and give uz this .......... http://pastebin.com/W0x0j5t5
06:00 <shadsam> none dude
07:00 <kattt> where are all the real men gone?
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
07:00 <shadsam> good idea
07:00 <shadsam> ive dropped rocks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> being a big Beatles fan
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot usually handle Beatles covers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6WNWiGkJYk
07:00 <shadsam> beatles god love em
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Type O Negative - Day Tripper Medley Live (Mar 3, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 99,373 views - 454 likes (97.8%), 10 dislikes (2.2%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking great
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
07:00 <Bastardly_One> address
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now in pm
08:00 <stebie> like the real women... not on here.
08:00 <TheRon> joe jackson?
08:00 <kattt> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll give it to Serenity later
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then I can get the blame
08:00 <Excessive> it's all in the pastebin link I jus posted dude
09:00 <kattt> maybe i'll just leave then
10:00 <crash> kattt you should
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm blind
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
10:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
10:00 <The_Baron> if I lived nearby, I think I'd just knock on his door, then cross my arms and look at him sternly
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
11:00 <kattt> :(
11:00 <kattt> but i like attention 
11:00 <crash> and money 
11:00 <crash> and my doodle
11:00 <crash> im sure
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't think I'll call anyone
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's playing with the unwell
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not cool
11:00 <The_Baron> to be honest and serious and all
11:00 <The_Baron> he does need his meds upped I reckon
12:00 <kattt> your doodle
12:00 <kattt> ?
12:00 <kattt> what si that?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs to stop drinking and smoking pot
12:00 <The_Baron> dude on my FB is happily married with 2 kids and all, and fuck me he always goes on about it
12:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwM_-jyKQIs
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wallet in the face - Family Guy (Oct 9, 2011) 0:07 - Category: Comedy - 124,347 views - 326 likes (96.4%), 12 dislikes (3.6%)
12:00 <Excessive> or to learn how to stfu
13:00 <crash> something i use to create better katts
13:00 <kattt> better kattts?
13:00 <couleurs> guys with girl avatars r so gaaaayyyyy
13:00 <kattt> impossible
13:00 <Serenity> [3:00pm] <crash> Serenity are you a tomboy ?
13:00 <Serenity> why?
13:00 <The_Baron> it starts to get a bit like this
13:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the perfect track for someone like that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> L96A1 recon rifle WOOOO
14:00 <TheRon> you like the footy?
14:00 <crash> Serenity - sarcasm
14:00 <crash> you would have to define it first
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me this has full damage full accuracy from beginning
14:00 <The_Baron> actually last time he put up another "adorable pic of deacon" I put that video up actually
14:00 <The_Baron> I aint usually a scroogey prick, but fuck me dead
14:00 <TheRon> her name is rio and she dances on the sand
14:00 <Excessive> duran duran
14:00 <TheRon> yes!
14:00 <Excessive> rio
14:00 <The_Baron> see, I learned something during those FB videos they made
15:00 <crash> sniper elite
15:00 <TheRon> fuck me!
15:00 <Serenity> i enjoy the odd football game
15:00 <TheRon> note the sarcasm
15:00 <crash> Serenity nah tomboy as in shower less than most females, messy room
15:00 <crash> don't confuse with whore
15:00 <Serenity> o.O
15:00 <Q{> good point crash
15:00 <The_Baron> if ur FB video was actually charming and inspirational, ur prolly not my kind of ppl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ntcoiBjPKg
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM and the ass said to the angel wanna play kick to kick (Jun 2, 2010) 3:49 - Category: Music - 1,127 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to the lyrics
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's your friend
15:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
15:00 <The_Baron> know that song well
15:00 <The_Baron> and yes
15:00 <The_Baron> is appropriate
15:00 <TheRon> greg, read the stop sign
15:00 <The_Baron> I mean poem
16:00 <Q{> wonders if crash is a tomboy
16:00 <The_Baron> but yeah that's exactly his thing, the happy marriage in suburbia trip
17:00 <crash> god i wish
17:00 <Q{> why
17:00 <crash> i prefer the lazy way of life
17:00 <Q{> coz tomboys get to hang around boys more?
17:00 <Serenity> are tomboys lazy?
17:00 <crash> and the care free attitude
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he looked healthy, happy and young
17:00 <The_Baron> this poem was also used in the TISM comic book
17:00 <Excessive> "leeeeeeeeeeet's take a ride .......... along with the dogs tonite ......... in suburbiaaaaaaaaaa"
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it was like an alarm
17:00 <The_Baron> they only made two
17:00 <The_Baron> but yeah the second issue
17:00 <The_Baron> I ended up swapping them both for a q of weed
17:00 <The_Baron> :/
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Dillon did it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who I also know
17:00 <The_Baron> dillon
17:00 <TheRon> best bond song ever??
18:00 <Q{> who doesnt
18:00 <Q{> me too
18:00 <Q{> probablem if is affordability
18:00 <Q{> problem*
18:00 <crash> well its a matter of doing or thinking about
18:00 <stebie> Serenity, seeing they're effectively men, yes.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what he's doin' these days
18:00 <The_Baron> it was dudes who did Bug N Stump
18:00 <TheRon> view to a kill??
18:00 <TheRon> live and let die??
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sure? I know Dillon did something
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know the issues
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking can't remember who did them
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was guessing
18:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah, and yeah ur write
18:00 <The_Baron> he did help with the writing of the second issue
19:00 <Q{> well u can do whole lots of things and not get anywhere
19:00 <Serenity> oh right
19:00 <Serenity> do men not shower daily?
19:00 <Q{> i think i like a few tomboys
19:00 <stebie> showering is overrated
19:00 <Q{> and a few princesses
19:00 <Q{> tomboys to help me out with guys work
19:00 <Q{> u know help me fix cars
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqE7qMMjgMU
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - Come Back DJ Your Record is Scratched (Oct 13, 2010) 5:07 - Category: Music - 1,764 views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> makes so much sense
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this song
19:00 <Bastardly_One> even the nick skitz line in it
19:00 <The_Baron> http://tism.referata.com/wiki/TISM_comics
19:00 <The_Baron> oh cool there are digital dl's of the TISM comics
19:00 <Bastardly_One> kn ew it
20:00 <Q{> do handy man stuff
20:00 <TheRon> i used a screwdriver once
20:00 <Q{> and princessess to advise me on cuticles and nails
20:00 <Q{> i shower twice a day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he was busy trying to fuck the creature that gave birth to my son
20:00 <Serenity> Excessive do you know what his parents names are?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I know
20:00 <Excessive> Serenity, no
20:00 <Bastardly_One> easy to find out though
20:00 <Serenity> im wondering if one starts with a G thats all
20:00 <Bastardly_One> let him in ... sooner than later
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll get him talking
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and ask
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no idea we have his address
21:00 <Q{> oh TheRon u almost qualified as tomboy already
21:00 <TheRon> thanks man
21:00 <TheRon> i like beer and footy
21:00 <Q{> tomboys wear bras?
22:00 <TheRon> not the surfboards
22:00 <Q{> do they wear boxers?
22:00 <TheRon> usually
22:00 <The_Baron> the poor mental weakling
22:00 <Serenity> lol looks like theres blood all over his driveway.
23:00 <Q{> even with surfboards, they still wear bras i reckon
23:00 <Q{> but im no tomboy expert
23:00 <Q{> i love to have a speciment to examin and study
23:00 <Excessive> though if say a few ppl rang his local hosp and asked abt the psych team there and ask for Margaret (his case manager) and put in a few complaints, that should get things happenin ......... if one wanted for his punishments to escalate
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh google earth
23:00 <Bastardly_One> of course
24:00 <TheRon> ask kelevra she's a tomboy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel's a good bloke
24:00 <Q{> is that true, Kelevra 
24:00 <TheRon> bloody oath she is
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or does anyone else see the pervertedness of this vid?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQPCORZLgh4
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - If You're Not Famous at Fourteen, You're Finished (Oct 7, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 2,904 views - 10 likes (90.9%), 1 dislikes (9.1%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's a top bloke
25:00 <Q{> there are lots of slanders going on on irc
25:00 <Q{> i ask to confirm
25:00 <Kelevra> Haha you cunts
25:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
25:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm in Byron! Its beautiful 
25:00 <Kelevra> How are you?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nice ... yeah good
25:00 <Bastardly_One> damn school teachers
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with too much time of their hands and too cheap to make a real clip
25:00 <The_Baron> like all their vids
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I always found this clip creepy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Ron insisted
25:00 <The_Baron> this the one with the younger chicks auditioning
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Humphrey didn't care
25:00 <TheRon> did not
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> same old same old I suppose
26:00 <Kelevra> Aww
26:00 <TheRon> hear about the new movie made in queensland??
26:00 <TheRon> "the dumbening"
26:00 <Kelevra> What is it?
26:00 <The_Baron> their best video (since all their videos are shit this I liked) was for I Might Be A Cunt But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
26:00 <TheRon> how can humphrey b bear get away wih not wearing pants??
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember all his studdents thought he was a perv
26:00 <The_Baron> where that blond chick gets drilled by the dude with a balaclava on and scuba flippers
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and the Sat Night Palsy clip if you can find it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bad joke
27:00 <TheRon> yep!
27:00 <loliikakeee> yep!
27:00 <loliikakeee> lols
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like
27:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been better as "The Lobotomy"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
27:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
27:00 <The_Baron> only ever saw the Hey Hey it's Saturday version of that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLUKhbqVub4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - Saturday Night Palsy (Oct 7, 2011) 3:39 - Category: Music - 459 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there's the original
27:00 <The_Baron> Darryl Sommers looked thoroughly confused
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he was
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was one of those ... I was a ringo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
27:00 <The_Baron> really?
28:00 <loliikakeee> everyone tells me off
28:00 <TheRon> chris please!
28:00 <TheRon> we're trying to have an adult conversation
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we are?
28:00 <TheRon> chris is from queensland
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I got roped into doing shit for them all the time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Peter/Ron
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bye!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <shadsam> staunch
29:00 <lumeah> hello peopel 
29:00 <lumeah> le
29:00 <shadsam> hey
30:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to make queensland jokes?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they won't get it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for another hour
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so no
30:00 <TheRon> cool
30:00 <PietSAbabe> HHELLO
30:00 <jim> hello good ppl
30:00 <PietSAbabe> Grr , need maccas bbs
31:00 <TheRon> sorry but queenslanders aren't the brightest sparks
31:00 <TheRon> kevin rudd
32:00 <TheRon> warrick capper
32:00 <TheRon> i want so start a club "no chris'"
33:00 <lumeah> hey piete 
33:00 <lumeah> ok
33:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP
33:00 <lumeah> lol 
34:00 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg, i can't gey toy out of mu head
35:00 <Serenity> hows your soup chris
35:00 <lumeah> poor chris 
35:00 <lumeah> lol
35:00 <TheRon> he only has himself to blame
35:00 <Excessive> woooooooooo, they posted mah Phenom
38:00 <TheRon> freedom isn't free it costs folks like you and me
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmz
43:00 <Loof> hey Bastardly_One :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
44:00 <Loof> how's tafe?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ssdd
44:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as
44:00 <Bastardly_One> half day tomorrow ... yay!
44:00 <Loof> cool
44:00 <lumeah> it's tafe.... 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not gonna be much more than boring
44:00 <TheRon> coming home to get stoned?
44:00 <lumeah> only Horticulture tafe is fun.. 
44:00 <lumeah> but then you have to like it lol 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always stoned
45:00 <Loof> love to know Horticulture
45:00 <TheRon> my mistake
45:00 <Bastardly_One> except *at* tafe
45:00 <TheRon> you're so vain. i bet you think this song is about you
45:00 <Loof> got a rose bush i wish was bushier
46:00 <Pyro-> theron had a gay toy in his head?
46:00 <Pyro-> that's gotta suck
46:00 <Loof> might fim it
46:00 <lumeah> cut i harder
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to read that 4 times
47:00 <JH> in melbourne people often ask what school do you go to etc.. people in sydney often ask you what suburb do you live in.. what do people brisbane typically say and stuff like that?
47:00 <Pyro-> let's get a beer
47:00 <simba> they say "how big is ur dads dick"
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah prune it
47:00 <TheRon> q&a anygood last night??
47:00 <Loof> cool
47:00 <lumeah> dunno
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so the buds get light and crap
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure ... didn't watch it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot
47:00 <Excessive> I'mnah fckn get a headcut tomoz
47:00 <TheRon> thought about watching it tonight
48:00 <JH> haha you are a champ!
48:00 <JH> you deserve a medal lol!
48:00 <simba> thats the Common Brisbane Question
48:00 <JH> I've always been interested in these things because I am so image focused and top heavy on branding and reputation.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea what's on the agenda after dinner yet
48:00 <TheRon> the liberals are fucked in wa
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I just heard about this on the news
48:00 <Bastardly_One> have you read/heard about the cat in the US
49:00 <simba> have u found that to be a waste of time
49:00 <JH> I'm no marketing expert, but I went to business school and branding and reputation is really important for business and branding
49:00 <JH> that's why i am so top heavy on it.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in Portland, Oregon
49:00 <TheRon> no cat stories
49:00 <birdbutts> ow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who had a whole family and their dog
49:00 <Bastardly_One> trapped in a room
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and they had to call 9/11?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not kidding
49:00 <TheRon> the cat called 911?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it scratched the 7mth old on the face so the guy kicked it up the butt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it went mental
49:00 <Excessive> oh Bastardly_One, who was discussin abt gettin ops for me?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Me
49:00 <Excessive> rite
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yah it went off it's head
50:00 <Bastardly_One> after getting a kick up the bum
50:00 <TheRon> i reckon i should get ops, get rid some of the deadwood
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cops came and had to corner it and shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not here TheRon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> somewhere else
50:00 <TheRon> no good
50:00 <Excessive> discussin it with whom?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/11/14/01/cat-traps-family-in-bedroom
51:00 <simba> yea my job is manipulating people into thinking they need shit they dont
51:00 <Bastardly_One> chook, eddie and Bonny
51:00 <Excessive> rite
51:00 <TheRon> i always say cats are arseholes
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah read that TheRon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quick
51:00 <Excessive> rusty and cyrax still around?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and look at the cat too
51:00 <Bastardly_One> looks fucking evil
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they still own the actual channel
51:00 <Excessive> ye ye
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like stebie won't give me ops here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because I won't cyber
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
51:00 <TheRon> cats are like feed me or i'll shit behind the fridge
52:00 <JH> someone who goes to an elite school with good networks with the elite universities and their alumni has better opportunities and network than those who don't go to a tier 1 college.
52:00 <JH> or ivy leguage school
52:00 <simba> bigger cocks 2 suck
52:00 <Excessive> oh pls don't mention me cyberin Bonny lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him ... I'm the aggressor
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to go passive
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but noooooooooooo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
52:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya?
52:00 <Excessive> ye
52:00 <Excessive> nooooooooooo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> phew!
52:00 <Excessive> jus don't imply it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ...
53:00 <Serenity> you sound like a cock bucket tbh
53:00 <Fez> what noise does the cock make?
53:00 <JH> that's why I am top heavy on branding and reputation, even the big 4 banks are top heavy on that which is why they make massive profits every year 
53:00 <couleurs> brb!!!!!!
53:00 <couleurs> Bye TheRon
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah see ya TheRon
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that annoys me when people do that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're chatting to then and BAM!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not just here
54:00 <Pieter> OMG ITS YOU
54:00 <simba> going to an ~elite private school~ as a teenager just sets u up for a life time of sucking corporate cock
54:00 <lumeah> hey pieter
54:00 <Pieter> Hey
54:00 <lumeah> hey pandys
54:00 <lumeah> hey simba
54:00 <Serenity> stop using top heavy
54:00 <JH> why?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> welcome to IRC
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you must be new here
54:00 <DreamSeller> lol
54:00 <Excessive> who Ana_Ng?
55:00 <Serenity> because you sound like a dick
55:00 <Fez> top heavy? you ve got a big head?
55:00 <simba> u sound jewish as fuck
55:00 <lumeah> everyone is a suck.. no matter how low on the totum poll
55:00 <Ana_Ng> Bastardly, who is annoyed by people's quitting habits :)
55:00 <Excessive> rite
55:00 <Loof> HOMOGAYS!
55:00 <Loof> beware
55:00 <Ana_Ng> hee hee!
55:00 <Ana_Ng> Loof the friendly and awkward loofah!
56:00 <JH> yes sometimes i do over do it and like most people
56:00 <Ana_Ng> he's not shy, he's a Loof
56:00 <Excessive> Ana_Ng, I'll show u mah topless pic n I'll raise u ur topless pic in front of the mirror :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hush woman :P
56:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I've accidently changed my power settings
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the wench keeps texting me
56:00 <Ana_Ng> thanks for the pre-quit announcement
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yw ;P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> brb though
57:00 <Ana_Ng> :D
57:00 <DreamSeller> the wench eh 
58:00 <DreamSeller> mummy dearest? 
58:00 <zaim> i love..
58:00 <zaim> me.
58:00 <Loof> someone has to
59:00 <Bastardly_One> back
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana, I never did it!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, hi
00:00 <Lwaxana> lol
00:00 <Loof> Lwaxana Lwaxoffa
00:00 <Bastardly_One> last night was the first time I've seen you in years I reckon
01:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaand that'll be that of that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you :D
01:00 <Lwaxana> hmmm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or the night before
01:00 <Bastardly_One> whichever it was
01:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, the fan on full blast is nais
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we finally got some rain
02:00 <Bastardly_One> been threatening for weeks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not ... heavy rain ... was good rain though
02:00 <Loof> we had thunder
04:00 <Excessive> though I need to pull the safety guard off the fan and clean its blades cause it's got dust/dirt buildup and it seems to not blow as much air as it used to .......... so instead of cutting air, it's deflecting it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sorry about the thunder
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had chicken wings for lunch
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
07:00 <deeldose> at least it wasnt racid vaginas for lunch
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Jamie ... how do you get to such and such?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is in PhotoShop
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the teacher had a mind fart
07:00 <Bastardly_One> as he ask, I had a real fart
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so, when the class finally calmed down
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so loud ... embarrassing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but 8.5/10
08:00 <deeldose> farts should be socially acceptable
08:00 <deeldose> its not like nobody does it
08:00 <couleurs> back!!!!!!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Psylo site, those jackets r from, cheaper
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and howdy deeldose
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wb couleurs
09:00 <deeldose> soup b1
09:00 <deeldose> dont u think it should be ok to fart tho
09:00 <couleurs> thank u
09:00 <deeldose> everyone does it multiple times a day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet FA
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well ... but quietly
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was a tad ... excessive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> unexpected though
09:00 <deeldose> should be able to do them as loud as u want
10:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... decorum
10:00 <Bastardly_One> never hurts
10:00 <deeldose> i remember reading years ago in some roman empire or something an emperor decreed it ok to fart
10:00 <deeldose> cos it was good for health
10:00 <Loof> decorum de de decorum de de decorum de de
11:00 <Loof> `seen fawks
11:00 <prowl> Loof, fawks ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #cunts 1 week 9 hours ago (04.03. 09:11) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 11 minutes there.
11:00 <Loof> `seen faux
11:00 <prowl> Loof, faux ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 17 hours 4 minutes ago (11.03. 01:06) stating "Quit: ok" after spending 3 hours 58 minutes there.
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> `seen bb
12:00 <prowl> omfgbbqhax, I don't remember seeing bb.
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
12:00 <deeldose> forks doesnt love us anymore
12:00 <Loof> she's probably getting plowed
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> By a fat man
13:00 <Pieter> Ok world
13:00 <Pieter> Its time
13:00 <Pieter> SHOUT MY NAME
13:00 <deeldose> by a big nasty, girthy phallus
13:00 <Loof> getting the guts knocked out of her
14:00 <Pieter> HEY {LeE}
14:00 <Ana_Ng> ahem what
14:00 <Loof> good and proper
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Up her ass
14:00 <deeldose> if i was a chick id prob be into it
14:00 <Excessive> k, jus cleaned the fan blades .............. muuuuuuuuuuch better
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tellin' on you
14:00 <deeldose> checking my vag hole reamed out
15:00 <{LeE}> Pigs cant fly
15:00 <{LeE}> hi
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Woukd u do dp
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Would
15:00 <deeldose> i only do TP
16:00 <Loof> every peed out your butt?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Triple penatration
16:00 <Loof> ever*
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Peen training
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
17:00 <Loof> teen training
17:00 <couleurs> u guys r fucken boren
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> U wish bb
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb u should see the chick I am going for
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> She works at my work
17:00 <PietSAbabe> ...
18:00 <deeldose> quad peno
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wears skirts
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking hot
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 18 stone
18:00 <Bastardly_One> mo
19:00 <Rak> then how did chapelle get to bali?
19:00 <couleurs> don't msg me shadsam u fat old senile man
19:00 <couleurs> i h8 u
19:00 <shadsam> hows those shitstained undies coming along.
19:00 <couleurs> ban pls
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
19:00 <deeldose> freddy mercury was rad
20:00 <Bastardly_One> putting it simplisticly ... this is true
20:00 <couleurs> not many ppl know this but did u no he was gay and then he got aids and died 
21:00 <couleurs> kristienne bail
21:00 <Loof> ness leaves a smell from her vag on seats when she gets up......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:00 <shadsam> ewwww
22:00 <Serenity> well thats just mean rak
22:00 <deeldose> i know it
22:00 <deeldose> he still made rad music
22:00 <couleurs> thank u
22:00 <ness> wow so charming loof
22:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
22:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 8 hours 7 minutes ago (11.03. 10:15) stating "EOF from client" after spending 2 hours 58 minutes there.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i found some fun pants lol http://www.psylofashion.com/product-69-Long_necka_Pants.aspx
23:00 <PietSAbabe> Moist
23:00 <couleurs> Pieter sux
24:00 <shadsam> coulers is a red headed gay wimp fat abbo slut fucker
24:00 <couleurs> k
25:00 <couleurs> on Venyl it sounds even better :-)﻿
25:00 <{LeE}> LOL
25:00 <Serenity> they look like some kind of martial art pants
25:00 <couleurs> lol at youtube comments they're so terrible now
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are seriously sick pants on Psylo
25:00 <Loof> `seen Pooturd
25:00 <prowl> Loof, I don't remember seeing Pooturd.
25:00 <shadsam> lol
25:00 <PietSAbabe> I eat people like couleurs for breakfast ?
25:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
26:00 <Serenity> capoeira or something
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> these are simple and great http://www.psylofashion.com/product-188-Mekano_Pants.aspx
27:00 <ness> its too damn hot
27:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!
28:00 <couleurs> (fake laugh)
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Lies
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> how u like these sezz http://www.psylofashion.com/product-68-Fused_Pecoa_Pants.aspx
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> other site i was on were way expensive for Psylo stuff
30:00 <lumeah> lol
30:00 <lumeah> hi kattt
30:00 <kattt> hi
30:00 <daftpunk> meow
30:00 <kattt> reow
31:00 <daftpunk> titty pics
31:00 <kattt> lol
31:00 <daftpunk> mmm
31:00 <Loof> great just missed half of the online chatt session cause the RMIT fucking software didn't work
31:00 <daftpunk> feenec  hi
32:00 <PietSAbabe>  /me touches lumeah
32:00 <lumeah> heeeeee
32:00 <lumeah> heee
32:00 <lumeah> lol
32:00 <PietSAbabe> FUCKIN
32:00 <kattt> lol
32:00 <PietSAbabe> I LOVE YOU
32:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/GEZs5ST.jpg
32:00 <lumeah> you love me piete
32:00 <lumeah> how was your day? 
33:00 <Pieter> {LeE}^Away:HI!
33:00 <Pieter> Me nibbles
33:00 <lumeah> got fetch me a drink..
33:00 <lumeah> go
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Boring so far , give it 2hours , ill be fixed
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Im drinking midori :p
33:00 <lumeah> why
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Cos i likeit
34:00 <PietSAbabe> I like mem
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Me
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Im yummy
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Rabbit poo
34:00 <lumeah> lol are you ? 
34:00 <lumeah> what do you taste like?
36:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
37:00 <lumeah> awwws why
38:00 <Serenity> i like those
38:00 <Shadowgate> lumeah your funny lol
39:00 <lumeah> lol  ok ..don't know if your being facheious
39:00 <Ana_Ng> facetious
40:00 <{LeE}^Away> there kool as
40:00 <lumeah> ta
40:00 <kattt> lol
40:00 <kattt> im drinking port
40:00 <kattt> port is much more sophisticated
41:00 <{LeE}> Ich Will
41:00 <couleurs> no
42:00 <lumeah> lol
42:00 <lumeah> i like rum my self 
43:00 <kattt> too many bad nights on rum
43:00 <kattt> ruined it
43:00 <lumeah> who am i going to play with tonight? 
44:00 <lumeah> lol well white rum 
44:00 <lumeah> not bundy 
44:00 <kattt> yeah real rum
45:00 <couleurs> ReDrUm
45:00 <Rak> ew bacardi?
46:00 <kattt> ew
46:00 <kattt> tats like drinking Gordons gin
46:00 <kattt> gross
46:00 <Rak> so what white rum would you recommend?
48:00 <lumeah> Havana Club 
48:00 <lumeah> hi sponge
48:00 <PietSAbabe> Pieter Club
48:00 <Rak> that's a spiced rum isn't it?
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Spiced bum
50:00 <lumeah> i dunno 
50:00 <lumeah> just liek it 
50:00 <lumeah> lol
53:00 <Excessive> Serenity ............. is that u that commented on dyl's adelaide speed camera post?
54:00 <Loof> well it appears RMIT is major fail
54:00 <Loof> using fail Java for their shit
54:00 <Loof> missed a chat session cause of their fail
54:00 <Loof> nobody uses java any more
54:00 <lumeah> how dear they loof
54:00 <Loof> ikr
55:00 <DemonsRun> Dare*
55:00 <DemonsRun> Ffs
55:00 <DemonsRun> Simple English lol
55:00 <lumeah> stfu
55:00 <Loof> relax, might have been a typo
55:00 <DemonsRun> Highly doubtful
56:00 <DemonsRun> But anyways
56:00 <lumeah> and you think your god do you ? 
56:00 <DemonsRun> I may just, what's your point?
56:00 <lumeah> im sure you have many faws to feel the need to comment. 
56:00 <DemonsRun> Flaws.
56:00 <lumeah> lol 
56:00 <Loof> if you are god, tell my why my anus is so hungry
56:00 <lumeah> see
56:00 <DemonsRun> Wow... Still failing.
57:00 <lumeah> so are you 
57:00 <Rak> maybe lumeah's tipsy :D
57:00 <lumeah> for not being tollerent . 
57:00 <DemonsRun> Don't see how I'm failing...
57:00 <lumeah> correct me more please i welcome it 
57:00 <DemonsRun> Oh my god. Tolerant.
57:00 <lumeah> hehe 
57:00 <lumeah> spells bad for ever cuz it gets on your nires 
57:00 <lumeah> lol
57:00 <lumeah> muhahahah 
58:00 <DemonsRun> Doesn't actually
58:00 <DemonsRun> Just bored
58:00 <lumeah> then why commnet.
58:00 <DemonsRun> And thankful for autocorrect
58:00 <DemonsRun> Coz I'm BORED.
58:00 <lumeah> so you rely on autocorrect 
58:00 <lumeah> lol
59:00 <DemonsRun> Can you not read either?
59:00 <DemonsRun> I do cozza my fat fingers
59:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1508549_518040761637579_1456313193_n.jpg
59:00 <DemonsRun> Hit too many buttons you see
59:00 <lumeah> ,.....
59:00 <lumeah> lol
59:00 <lumeah> oook...
59:00 <DemonsRun> Gullible too.
59:00 <Excessive> cat fight!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <lumeah> losser lol 
59:00 <DemonsRun> Hardly.
00:00 <Excessive> lol losser
00:00 <lumeah> please don't tell me your a chick.. with that attitude
00:00 <DemonsRun> What attitude? :)
03:00 <Excessive> r u an aussie lumeah?
03:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
04:00 <Excessive> cause like if u're not, then I can accept that ur english is not so gd, otherwise .........ye .......
04:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
07:00 <couleurs> your*
07:00 <couleurs> good*
07:00 <couleurs> fucken owned
07:00 <lumeah> lol
07:00 <Excessive> pffft
07:00 <Excessive> try again couleurs
08:00 <couleurs> your*
08:00 <couleurs> good*
08:00 <couleurs> fucken owned
08:00 <Excessive> small minds entertainin shallow ppl
08:00 <Excessive> :P
08:00 <couleurs> people*
08:00 <couleurs> learn words moran!!!!!
09:00 <Excessive> ye moran, learn the words
09:00 <couleurs> brb FiFa
09:00 <Rak> you are tipsy
15:00 <couleurs> hugs
16:00 <Sponge> couleurs you looking  forward to the return of disney on ice?
16:00 <Rak> hugs not ughs
17:00 <couleurs> yes
17:00 <Nikky`> I hope that was for me couleurs - or I might cry n stuff
17:00 <Sponge> yeah it's pretty cool
20:00 <couleurs> :)
20:00 <couleurs> Pieter on Ice
20:00 <DemonsRun> Dead?
21:00 <DemonsRun> On ice?
23:00 <couleurs> :)
32:00 <TwEEk> evening all!
32:00 <couleurs> still hate u guys btw
38:00 <Nikky`> I still love you couleurs
38:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
39:00 <lumeah> hi Nikky`
39:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
39:00 <Nikky`> Hiya lumeah :o)
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken hell
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana eat subway
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> but bachelorette aint on yet!
39:00 <lumeah> hi pandy 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> xd lume :P
39:00 <lumeah> :) 
40:00 <couleurs> thank u
40:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> check this out lumeah aha https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1922005_612020132213575_1531778112_n.jpg
41:00 <kattt> seriously where are all the real men??
41:00 <TwEEk> paaaanda!
41:00 <lumeah> fuck i dunno
41:00 <lumeah> on mars
41:00 <Zade> doing our nails 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro sup
42:00 <linying> kattt: If you found one, what would you do next?
42:00 <lumeah> lol
42:00 <TwEEk> PandasDontDrive: you're at melbourne yeah?
42:00 <kattt> lock hi in a box
42:00 <kattt> him
42:00 <linying> ...mmmm... 
42:00 <lumeah> called a house
42:00 <kattt> haha
43:00 <kattt> and never let him out
43:00 <linying> Desperate & Dateless huh...?
43:00 <lumeah> nope
43:00 <kattt> yeah they'l make a movie about me
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> adels
43:00 <lumeah> another one.. 
43:00 <TwEEk> :/
44:00 <Nikky`> :/
44:00 <kattt> :\
44:00 <linying> :P
49:00 <ooomp> Ooh nice poll
49:00 <TwEEk> ooomp!
50:00 <sketch> oomph!
50:00 <ooomp> Hello TwEEk
51:00 <sketch> are you the same TwEEk from Wollongong back in the day
51:00 <sketch> like ten years ago or some shit
51:00 <TwEEk> uh I am
51:00 <TwEEk> wow
51:00 <TwEEk> that was ages ago
51:00 <TwEEk> lol
51:00 <TwEEk> who are you?
51:00 <sketch> I'm nobody lol
51:00 <sketch> you wouldn't remember me
52:00 <TwEEk> ARE YOU AGENT SMITH?!?!?! FROM THE MATRIX???? :ooo
52:00 <sketch> no
52:00 <sketch> I'm color but without the awesome voice
52:00 <ooomp> TwEEk has since grown up, put a ring on it and having babies
52:00 <sketch> color? cooler hahah
52:00 <sketch> I'm typing on an ipad.. it's shit
53:00 <lumeah> where in woll tweek?
53:00 <TwEEk> ooomp: no babies yet
53:00 <TwEEk> I've moved on from wollongong
53:00 <ooomp> So you think :P
53:00 <TwEEk> lol
53:00 <sketch> yeh Wollongong is a hole
53:00 <TwEEk> lolnah I like the gong
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i haz toasted subwayz mwahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wid hot sauce!
53:00 <sketch> it's alright to go back and visit the folks but I couldn't live there
54:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <lumeah> seriously bannned from melb lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> picard is banned for a wee
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> its awesome!
55:00 <Zade> its actually really quiet 
55:00 <Nikky`> It isssssssssssssssss
55:00 <Nikky`> tho, i'm sleeeeeeeepy
56:00 <Nikky`> Had two days of work to get thru today
56:00 <Zade> only trouble with pub hols 
56:00 <Nikky`> great to have day off but when i'm only one doing my role, its play catch up time
57:00 <Zade> whats for dinner Nikky`?
57:00 <doctor> goto your union and tare down some infrastructure!
57:00 <Nikky`> true zaim
57:00 <Nikky`> I had two crumpets
57:00 <Nikky`> I cbf'd after gym
57:00 <Nikky`> I know I will pay for it when I wake and hungry 
59:00 <Zade> if i had eggs i would boil an egg
59:00 <ness> you dont want to know what i had today.......such a pig
59:00 <Nikky`> Do tell
00:00 <ness> lasagne and 2 slices of pizza.....im an uber piglet
00:00 <Nikky`> wow that is a lot
00:00 <Nikky`> oink oinl
00:00 <Nikky`> :P
00:00 <ness> i know
00:00 <Nikky`> *oink
00:00 <ness> i dont' know what got into me today
01:00 <Zade> gym twice for you tomorrow ness
01:00 <ness> i was supposed to go to gy tonight but i didn't want to
03:00 <Zade> once you start going a bit, gym is a bit addictive 
03:00 <Nikky`> No it isn't - lies
03:00 <Nikky`> :P
04:00 <ooomp> Only fools become addicted to the gym
04:00 <ness> it is, its about routine
04:00 <ness> i decided to take a couple months off gym.  i was bored
04:00 <Zade> i am going twice a day, i love it 
04:00 <ness> need to find a reason to go
04:00 <ness> twice a day......far out
04:00 <Nikky`> tho, I am trying to get back into routine - 5 days week till easter
04:00 <Nikky`> I am 2 days in
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm pizza sub wrap
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> jelly?
05:00 <Nikky`> twice a day is too much tho zaim
05:00 <Nikky`> Zade also
05:00 <Zade> most days i am now riding my bike to work 
05:00 <ness> i like bike riding
05:00 <ness> too far to go to work on a bike....and too hard to do in heels and a skirt...LOL
06:00 <Zade> as long as i dont lose any more weight i will keep going 
07:00 <Zade> i just get changed when i get to work 
08:00 <Nikky`> Ok night guys n dolls - struggling to stay awake
09:00 <ness> night Nikky
13:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/98LoiMZ59Jw
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the ice-cream van (Mar 9, 2014) 0:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,221,300 views - 12,105 likes (94.1%), 760 dislikes (5.9%)
18:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAaetr8a51U
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilarious Emergency Phone Call (Oct 15, 2009) 2:56 - Category: Comedy - 179,366 views - 435 likes (92.2%), 37 dislikes (7.8%)
20:00 <couleurs> funy videos!!!
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bah where is she
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> La la la la la
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> shit cunts
28:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f54msrUdOGA
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eddie Murphy - "Delirious" 1983 [Full Show] (Feb 9, 2014) 01:08:56 - Category: Entertainment - 112,747 views - 660 likes (95.7%), 30 dislikes (4.3%)
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lemonade
28:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that sweet refreshing drink
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have solo
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> I wanna be a solo man
32:00 <couleurs> bbl bachelorette is on can't wait 2 c who lose
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
33:00 <birdbutts> you have the best stake,i every had
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> From Dusk Till Dawn tv series
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone else not know about this?
36:00 <Senpai> put yuor potato away
37:00 <couleurs> huh
39:00 <Senpai> potatoes ahve been retracted
39:00 <couleurs> do u think jb will die in 2 years or w/ever cos i hope so he need 2 amy whinedouse 27yr club imo
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> whats wrong with jb hifi?
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> jb does good business
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they wont die
43:00 <CiggyButtBrain> u goose
44:00 <couleurs> jb=justen beiber not jb hi fi u fucken idiet grow a brain moren
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well type it out properly
47:00 <doctor> his death will prove many people right
48:00 <doctor> so i hope he lives to a ripe old age
48:00 <couleurs> :(
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had a brownie
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> u raped a girlscout PandasDontDrive?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> some subway one
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> subway is shit
53:00 <couleurs> woww boris was back!!!!!
54:00 <doctor> boris doesn't live here anymore sorry
54:00 <Radimir^Putin> boris has left the planet
54:00 <Radimir^Putin> in search of a better place
55:00 <doctor> godspeed
55:00 <CiggyButtBrain> paul banks
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> subway is the shit ino~!
58:00 <couleurs> oh erll
58:00 <Radimir^Putin> lil bitch niggas dont have half my rep
58:00 <couleurs> well***
00:00 <CiggyButtBrain> subway is for retards who cant make their own sandwiches
01:00 <Serenity> well by that logic any take away food is for retards who cant make whatever it is theyre ordering
02:00 <CiggyButtBrain> pretty much
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> a deep fryer would be a substantial risk
04:00 <couleurs> hehe
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> if it wasnt for maccas there would only be like 10 people on here
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> due to home made burger/deep fryer related fatalaties
06:00 <Senpai> hey fuck you
06:00 <Senpai> i got fat off red rooster
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> too many cheesy nuggets pb
06:00 <Senpai> who the fuck is pb
07:00 <Senpai> every cunt pm'd me when i changed my nick
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> thats a shame
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you shouldnt be such a slute
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh mi gosh so full
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1948005_10152022176098099_1693759297_n.jpg
17:00 <couleurs> y does my youtube keep defaulting 2 144p wtf my life in ruins
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Alright awesome piet alter has arrived , just flicked my switch 45 seconds' ago now
19:00 <PietSAbabe> So wheres lumeah
19:00 <PietSAbabe> I need sex
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I need murder to be legal
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we can't always get what we want
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahhh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet nothing
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i kinda feel like watching a movie
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually getting tired I think
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm same
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> just yawned again ahah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://c4.likes-media.com/img/bcf0e9ea854657383860db39f4be99fc.600x.jpg
27:00 <druff> whered you stumble across that peice of art?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yoga pants and tights fails
31:00 <couleurs> he he
35:00 <doctor> nice calves
36:00 <couleurs> thank u
37:00 <partay> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83896348/
40:00 <doctor> we be reality now
41:00 <couleurs> ebaums world? r u fucken kidden me rite now
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> big yay for desiree!
44:00 <couleurs> 2pac4life
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> that dude has such a lucky penis
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> do they get to go fuck now i wonder
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 9gag is the funniest site
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> most original content
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> get out
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> cp fgt
54:00 <CiggyButtBrain> herro chineseman
59:00 <chineseman> HI
59:00 <chineseman> hi
59:00 <chineseman> brain
59:00 <chineseman> how r u
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im fkn smashed
00:00 <chineseman> what mean fkn smashed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's wasted ... not sober
01:00 <chineseman> ok, i see
01:00 <chineseman> u r drunk?
02:00 <chineseman> why drink?
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> probably beehornet
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> that greek faggot
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ...
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> invasion of the jew
04:00 <Sponge> what's this about a steve irwin death video?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to believe but beehhh used to be even more annoying once
04:00 <Sponge> anyone got a link?
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i do
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> a link of girthy german sausage
05:00 <mandyjane> lol Bastardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he seriously did mandy
05:00 <megamanga> you always think of big meaty german sausage
05:00 <CiggyButtBrain> beehhh is an old greek drunk, atari/warlock
05:00 <druff> hi mandeh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no way is he atari
06:00 <mandyjane> why
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard you believed that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but no way
06:00 <mandyjane> why the fuck do you lot insist on puttinh h's on the end of shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> atari reminds me of an old op here
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> its the troof
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> fucker drinks wine cask all day
06:00 <druff> who
06:00 <mandyjane> you druff
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I've heard your theory
06:00 <mandyjane> exessive
06:00 <mandyjane> and other people
06:00 <Bastardly_One> through Sam
06:00 <mandyjane> its dumb
06:00 <druff> i hardly ever do it
06:00 <CiggyButtBrain> it's been proven
07:00 <CiggyButtBrain> many times
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
07:00 <druff> hi mandy*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different kinds of peopl i reckon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *people
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that food woke me up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't entirely the plan
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk im freaking out
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant find one of my favourite novels
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> he's fucked up his nicks and bouncers many times
08:00 <megamanga> charlies are in the walls pandas
08:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sam saw it
08:00 <megamanga> CHARLIES EVERYWHERE
08:00 <mandyjane> anyways
08:00 <mandyjane> laters
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <megamanga> bai
08:00 <Bastardly_One> later woman
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> stop inviting me to your shit channel you feral skank
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hey pandas
09:00 <Bastardly_One> is it true
09:00 <Bastardly_One> rent in Adelaide is like
09:00 <Bastardly_One> $250 for a 3 bedroom terrace close to the city and shit?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's bargain 1990s prices
10:00 <Serenity> Hahahahahahahhaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be true
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you laughing at?
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> reported you to stebie
11:00 <mandyjane> oh nos
11:00 <mandyjane> not stebie
11:00 <Bastardly_One> me? or beehhh being atari
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> since serenity is useless
11:00 <Serenity> Im laughing at what ciggy said
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or mandy and ciggy's love affair?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> there is no love
11:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i would send you all to work camp
11:00 <Serenity> Wtf are you whinging abouy now
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> such an interesting life you must lead mandyjane
12:00 <Serenity> Not my issue if she invites you somewhere
12:00 <Bastardly_One> him or I?
12:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <mandyjane> hahahahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
12:00 <mandyjane> not anyones issue
12:00 <mandyjane> no one else can see it
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they can
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not
12:00 <Serenity> No we cant
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you are just too dumb to know it
12:00 <mandyjane>                                        
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lel
12:00 <Serenity> Yessss
12:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Serenity> Feral dog
13:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> fanks stebes
13:00 <stebie> darn my script
13:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> darn it iindeed
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Bastardly_One> $250 for a 3 bedroom terrace close to the city and shit?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> naughty script
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it all depends
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I guess
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but no shit?
13:00 <stebie> it's efficiently inefficient
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's bargain 90s prices Pandas
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dunno I pay more
14:00 <slower> Bastardly_One who ever told you that has no idea, or just pulling your leg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think so
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> neway i srs gotta have this cig cause freaking out over this missing book, last time I had it out I was just going over the end lines
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> this shits me
16:00 <stebie> same
16:00 <megamanga> prepare for kancho stebie
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> Serenity how much you weighing these days?
17:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hit 200kg yet?
17:00 <megamanga> oh fuck me sideways
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pining
18:00 <Bastardly_One> for lumeah
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> booyah got the book
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> leant it to neighbour upstairs
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *lent
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's watching Under Siege *boss movie*
18:00 <Serenity> yeah
19:00 <Serenity> sitting at a pretty 206 these days
19:00 <Bastardly_One> get Tietam Brown by Mick Foley of all people
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like that novel
19:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nice and round
20:00 <stebie> 160kg in the breastal region
20:00 <Serenity> lol shh
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> now to find missing The Edge dvd.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> should have asked him if i lent him that to
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> Serenity weights 3 gina reinharts
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i LOVE novels
20:00 <CiggyButtBrain> at least
21:00 <Serenity> i find it concerning you people are so concerned about my weight tbh
21:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK1JRtoBY3Y&list=UUkitABalXafr-NqceQdDXtg what is wrong with these cunts
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'M A LEMON (Jul 27, 2013) 0:25 - Category: Comedy - 205,699 views - 4,882 likes (97.3%), 133 dislikes (2.7%)
21:00 <Serenity> but flattered you need to think about me in such detail
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want i want The Rat on Fire, Tom Sawyer, The Elements of Style
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> elements of style is on writing, it's bullshitless.
28:00 <DreamSeller> 160kg in the breastal region
28:00 <DreamSeller> I agree with that 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've only seen her face accidently
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <megamanga> we cross paths on facebook and then i stalk her photos
31:00 <megamanga> i mean hi
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Serenity> LOL
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I accidently saw her face
31:00 <Serenity> its ok ive stalked you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me when chris is on will ya?
31:00 <megamanga> there isnt much on the public one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, evenin'
31:00 <DreamSeller> I have a good collection of irc boobs and vaj
31:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1014090_516102095169371_1209841670_n.jpg
31:00 <The_Baron> evenin
31:00 <Serenity> i sent stebie a pic of my cleavage yesterday for services
32:00 <Bastardly_One> well hurry up
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been there for hours
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic I mean
32:00 <CiggyButtBrain> The_Baron just made a crud mull
32:00 <DreamSeller> well those services didn't work.. 
32:00 <The_Baron> it's hard when u can't inhale
32:00 <Serenity> youre not getting it
32:00 <DreamSeller> Bastardly_One is still in the channel 
32:00 <Serenity> lolll
32:00 <The_Baron> had to put a heap of ice cubes in my bong
32:00 <The_Baron> just so I don't cough my arse off completely
33:00 <Serenity> DreamSeller's seen em irl
33:00 <DreamSeller> yerp 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat, oi ... someone doesn't believe it ... your were staffy/labrador/platypus right?
33:00 <CiggyButtBrain> noongah
33:00 <CiggyButtBrain> it was Simba
33:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
33:00 <The_Baron> it's amazing, access to gigajiggabits of porn
33:00 <DreamSeller> fired at them.. close blank range 
33:00 <DreamSeller> pew pew 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the same Pete ... see?
33:00 <The_Baron> and ppl still lose their shit over random cleavage
34:00 <Serenity> its lunacy
34:00 <megamanga> id rather see someone i knows tits
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sammy you wanna see the oz i got today
34:00 <Serenity> same
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah why not
34:00 <Serenity> show me ya tits mega
34:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well theres like 20 left
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'd hate to go out in public with a lot of ya ... you'd be ... weird
34:00 <megamanga> ( .Y.) mine are all lop sided
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if you go that mental over clevage
35:00 <Serenity> Senpaiiiiii has glorious.. tits..
35:00 <The_Baron> more than I got atm, didn't even bother scoring more today. Down to a g and a bit
35:00 <Senpaiiiiii> :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, have a whinge
35:00 <The_Baron> I will
35:00 <The_Baron> aint been down so low in ages
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not started the 1/2 oz I got 2 days ago
35:00 <Bastardly_One> cry me a river
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I better shut up
36:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, I'm very sick, got the cold, u might have to expose some nipple
36:00 <megamanga> DRUGGIES
36:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like my lighter is low
36:00 <The_Baron> then I might feel better
36:00 <The_Baron> which means I can go smoke more weed
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <The_Baron> see, everyone wins
37:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1622819_796687050358702_630159029_n.jpg
37:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ebay link
37:00 <The_Baron> a wookie cookie
37:00 <The_Baron> that made my day
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah it is
37:00 <The_Baron> it sounds like a euphamism for a hairy vagina
38:00 <The_Baron> so it tickles me pink
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still trippin over that cat in Portland
38:00 <The_Baron> (pun intended)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> in Oregon
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://i.imgur.com/aUZaeuN.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> read/hear about that?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> held a whole famiy and a dog hostage
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://i.imgur.com/rZFOS4F.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> locked in a bedroom and they called 9/11
38:00 <Sponge> steve was stabbed 100 times by the rogue stingray
38:00 <Sponge> nont just once as was reported
38:00 <Saemon> damn
39:00 <Saemon> thats like some dragonball z style shit
39:00 <The_Baron> oohh that's what that colour is
39:00 <The_Baron> the buds have purpling
39:00 <Saemon> those punches they do in them, the arms becomes lines and its like "CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH!" indicating super fast punches than the eye can see
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> 240 a bag
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lebo bro gear bro
39:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
39:00 <The_Baron> u can tell by the trim job
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how much you got to get rid of?
39:00 <The_Baron> other than that, nice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> reason I ask
39:00 <BillyGoat> hello Saemon
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> just got an oz
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> sold a q to a mate
39:00 <Saemon> hello BillyGoat.
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> mulled a gram
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
40:00 <The_Baron> I might hold off till friday I think
40:00 <The_Baron> tolerance is high, sick as fuck, and want a different strain
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sure
40:00 <The_Baron> that Dominator was not really what I was looking for
41:00 <The_Baron> bloody sativa dominants
41:00 <Serenity> you got a cold or something baron?
41:00 <Saemon> whoa wtf is in that pic http://i.imgur.com/rZFOS4F.jpg?
41:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yeah I do
41:00 <The_Baron> it me pretty hard today
41:00 <Serenity> the fuck do you think it is big wheels
41:00 <Saemon> looks like a bucket of blended rats
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think he had emphysema or something?
41:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking sook
41:00 <Bastardly_One> be a real man and collapse that lung
41:00 <The_Baron> oh don't start comparing my temporary illness with ur chronic emphysema
42:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <Serenity> last i checked life isnt a competition
42:00 <CiggyButtBrain> lol a bucket of blended rats
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we're just bullshitting each other
42:00 <Saemon> wat is it CiggyButtBrain?
42:00 <DreamSeller> lol.. 
43:00 <DreamSeller> this channel 
43:00 <Serenity> this guy is a fucking spastic
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got more pressing issues right now ... like ... nothing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
43:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, who is a spastic? I can't distinguish at times
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it has to be a troll
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
43:00 <Serenity> semen
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't be that special
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and not realise how special you are
43:00 <Serenity> its a bowl of christmas trees
44:00 <Serenity> wtf else do you think it is
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck up DreamSeller ... I already know
44:00 <The_Baron> lol
44:00 <megamanga> its the devils plant
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how spcial I am
44:00 <megamanga> you niggas need jesus
44:00 <The_Baron> the devil has good taste
44:00 <The_Baron> everyone knows this
44:00 <The_Baron> god listens to harps and shit while satan is rocking a les paul
44:00 <Saemon> ...i seriously literally do not know what it is
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the burning bush was the clue
44:00 <The_Baron> u do the math!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> in the bible
44:00 <Bastardly_One> to how all the miracles happend
44:00 <Saemon> ahhhh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the burning bush was the clue
44:00 <Saemon> u can zoom in the picture
44:00 <Saemon> by clicking on it
44:00 <Serenity> .........
45:00 <The_Baron> IT'S A BOWL OF SEMI PURPLE CANNABIS THAT IS GONNA BE SMOKED AND MAKE SOMEONE HIGH AS FUCK
45:00 <Saemon> and now i can see some plants n stuff
45:00 <Serenity> i hate this guy
45:00 <Saemon> ahahaha
45:00 <DreamSeller> I do too 
45:00 <megamanga> don't hate Saemon  Serenity , he's  a stand up guy
45:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrr
45:00 <Serenity> loool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can sell big quantities of that
45:00 <The_Baron> I can't say I hate anyone here
45:00 <DreamSeller> and I say that as I am cupping your left breast.. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I asked how much was going around
45:00 <DreamSeller> (with both hands) 
45:00 <The_Baron> none of you have actually impacted my life in any significant way
45:00 <Serenity> i wonder if weed makes migraines better or worse
45:00 <The_Baron> but I come for the lols
45:00 <The_Baron> and making fun of ppl on DSP
45:00 <The_Baron> which is much the same thing
45:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <The_Baron> and Serenity, that depends on the weed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
46:00 <Serenity> i dont literally hate anyone from here fyi
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna cop it in a min cunt
46:00 <megamanga> i hate you all
46:00 <The_Baron> lol
46:00 <megamanga> cunts
46:00 <Saemon> so u dont hate me for real then sezz? :D
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and no pissing in your pocket
46:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently your mastering is great
46:00 <Serenity> .
47:00 <The_Baron> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> for home mastering
47:00 <Serenity> that doesnt mean we're friends ok buddy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Zimmerman's words
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not mine
47:00 <The_Baron> well if u ever want to get me a Neve console b1
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... that's what I said to the cunt
47:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you need all that shit in the cube
47:00 <Bastardly_One> give me some
47:00 <Saemon> maybe not friends, but we are distant aquaintances
47:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
48:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin'
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he logged off straight away
48:00 <Serenity> he'll be back
48:00 <The_Baron> one day, I will meet dave grohl, punch him in the face and steal his Neve console
48:00 <The_Baron> not even in my most optimistic daydream do I see myself actually purchasing one
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <DreamSeller> lol 
49:00 <DreamSeller> his Neve console 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Ed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> as if he needs it also
49:00 <Bastardly_One> He looks like a horse
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hence Mr Ed
49:00 <The_Baron> he bought the one that was at Sound City right?
49:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure I read that somewhere
49:00 <DreamSeller> yerp 
50:00 <DreamSeller> would of only been trashed if he didn't buy it tbh 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> affirmative
50:00 <CannibalClown> cocks
50:00 <The_Baron> it shouldn't gone to a good home, like my home
50:00 <The_Baron> where I would rub myself in mayonaise and patch myself to all 32 channels
50:00 <DreamSeller> hahahahahah 
51:00 <Serenity> i think i made a mistake
51:00 <DreamSeller> :o
52:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
52:00 <DemonsRun> Being
52:00 <DemonsRun> Sick
52:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
52:00 <The_Baron> mmm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you shut up too
52:00 <Saemon> do they clean eggs that u buy from the supermarkets, or does it come straight from the chickens vag and right into the box? cuz my pack off eggs i bought today the shells smell like gym locker room feet smell
52:00 <Bastardly_One> one of you whinging is bad enough
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both taking my whinging spotlight
52:00 <Saemon> dont even want to eat it anymore
52:00 <Serenity> chickens dont have vaginas
52:00 <DemonsRun> Oh look
52:00 <Saemon> might throw it out :S
53:00 <DemonsRun> Jamie's upset
53:00 <Senpaiiiiii> that's a lie
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <CannibalClown> up bum make chickens
53:00 <Senpaiiiiii> my dick has been in a chicken
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you BITCH!
53:00 <Senpaiiiiii> thus they have vaginas
53:00 <Serenity> CHICKENS DONT HAVE BUMS
53:00 <Senpaiiiiii> i mean what
53:00 <Saemon> where does the eggs come out off then?
53:00 <DemonsRun> You wish.
53:00 <CannibalClown> the chook
54:00 <Serenity> its called a cloaca
54:00 <Saemon> do u mean koala?
54:00 <The_Baron> a clacka?
54:00 <Serenity> no i dont you have inbred sack of horse shit
54:00 <Serenity> -have
54:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
54:00 <DemonsRun> Insult and a half
54:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if that's Aurelius from 10 thousand austnet years ago
55:00 <The_Baron> don'tcha just hate typos during a burn?
55:00 <Serenity> i do The_Baron
55:00 <Serenity> ruins the whole thing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and they come flowing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> during a burn
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> notice that?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> indeed
55:00 <The_Baron> I believe there is a typo gland
55:00 <The_Baron> it plays up when u think u are at ur wittiest
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's like the universe is like
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt ... instant karma
56:00 <CannibalClown> that is the critical need failure unit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but usually the person being burnt is too stupid to realise
56:00 <CannibalClown> in moments of critical need it will fail
56:00 <The_Baron> maybe if its chris
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the actual name for it isn't it CannibalClown?
56:00 <CannibalClown> i not dumb i just sad
57:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
57:00 <Serenity> i always add random words in during a burn
57:00 <Serenity> im not quite sure where they come from
57:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1148930_499297063507957_986096215_n.png 
57:00 <The_Baron> lol!
57:00 <Senpaiiiiii> that's me
57:00 <Senpaiiiiii> i dont remmeber authorising thtat photo
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you've just got 3/4s of the guys in channel
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wondering where you got their pic
58:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
58:00 <Serenity> well they can get fucked
58:00 <Serenity> its clearly me
58:00 <The_Baron> and not a shad to be seen
58:00 <Serenity> tits and all
58:00 <DreamSeller> it's defo not me 
58:00 <The_Baron> it aint hairy enough to be me
59:00 <The_Baron> oh and here's nerdygirl, let's see how long it takes for her to exit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt would eat me as a fried snack
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet his average meal weighs more than I do
59:00 <Saemon> the batchelor and the bachlorette its funny how everyone on it are really really above average level of attractiveness people
59:00 <The_Baron> I reckon he uses twinkies as a napkin
59:00 <Saemon> they are not real 
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