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00:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that failed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for sound highlights
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya when
02:00 <Excessive> r u enabling a new toy for us maaaaaaaaaaaan?
04:00 <Picard> fuck this
04:00 <Picard> eyes are fucked from hayfever
05:00 <doctor> i thought only women got hayfever
05:00 <Picard> well im a pussy then
05:00 <frayedknot> i get hayfever
05:00 <Picard> u moron lol
05:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
05:00 <doctor> maybe i'm being a little insensitive
06:00 <Picard> yes, i have feelings u know
07:00 <kattt> dont worry theres a doctor in the house
07:00 <Picard> he is a vet
08:00 <frayedknot> vets are good with kats
08:00 <doctor> yeah animals don't hit you with lawsuits
08:00 <partay> pictard you weirdo .. you have been exposed 
09:00 <Picard> exposed as wat?
09:00 <Picard> partgay??????????????????????????
10:00 <doctor> To some irritant causing havoc to your sinuses
10:00 <Kynetic> EXPOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEDDDD
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks better!
11:00 <partay> lol
11:00 <partay> exposed as a creepy old fuck 
11:00 <Kynetic> Picard has weak sinuses
11:00 <Kynetic> ie hes a freak.
11:00 <Picard> yes its really pissing me off
11:00 <shadsam> kynetic much rain up there
11:00 <Kynetic> na
11:00 <shadsam> k dude
11:00 <Kynetic> not tonight 
12:00 <Picard> rain?
12:00 <shadsam> no wobbles
12:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> count of 5
12:00 <Bastardly_One> again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo1
12:00 <Excessive> ok, Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking rude
14:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One
14:00 <shadsam> fail
14:00 <shadsam> lol
14:00 <kattt> whrres my wine?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
14:00 <shadsam> i think i found out why my website was fuct
15:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly channel msg sound is on 
15:00 <shadsam> fuckn dint have java installed
15:00 <Excessive> k, Bastardly_One
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lying cunt of a thing
15:00 <Picard> harder baby
15:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
15:00 <shadsam> hey katttt
16:00 <shadsam> boobies
16:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... again ... this client is shit 
16:00 <shadsam> lol B1
16:00 <shadsam> true lamer
16:00 <Picard> he is alright
17:00 <shadsam> yea i know
17:00 <Picard> better then most
17:00 <shadsam> yup
17:00 <shadsam> brb dj
17:00 <kattt> no boobies
17:00 <Picard> they are tiny
18:00 <Picard> mine are bigger
18:00 <Picard> man boobs
18:00 <kattt> yours are probably bigger
18:00 <kattt> :P
18:00 <Picard> they are
18:00 <Picard> lil miss c cup
18:00 <kattt> im not a c cup
18:00 <Picard> are so
19:00 <Picard> :P
19:00 <kattt> youre the boob expert huh?
19:00 <Picard> yes
19:00 <Picard> i could fit them in my mouth
19:00 <partay> pictard is a boob
19:00 <kattt> bet youre a master at removing a bra too
19:00 <Picard> with my eyes closed
19:00 <kattt> hahaha
19:00 <Picard> partgay its ok i dont want her
19:00 <Picard> no need to be all jelly
19:00 <partay> hahaha
19:00 <partay> thanks pictard
19:00 <partay> lucky you cut her loose 
19:00 <kattt> he thinks im a dude
19:00 <Picard> what on earth would your gf think?
20:00 <Picard> kattt thats actually a turn on :)
20:00 <partay> about what
20:00 <Picard> bend over dude
20:00 <Picard> its ok if our balls dont touch
20:00 <kattt> an expert with assholes too are you ?
20:00 <Picard> ive been inside a few
20:00 <Picard> and i am a big one
23:00 <kattt> makes sense
23:00 <kattt> andrew bolt? eww
23:00 <Picard> tosser bolt
28:00 <Picard> boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
29:00 <partay> go to bed pictard... in the spare room again
29:00 <Picard> partgay stop jerking off why u think of me
29:00 <Picard> its just wrong
29:00 <kattt> im jerking off thinking of you picard
29:00 <Picard> ewwww
30:00 <Picard> please 
30:00 <Picard> enough
30:00 <kattt> im going to cum on your horse
30:00 <Picard> put your cock away
30:00 <kattt> lol
30:00 <Picard> partgay is turned on by this
31:00 <partay> pictard...
31:00 <Picard> partgay
31:00 <partay> sick fuck
32:00 <Picard> not as sick as u
33:00 <kattt> welcome back B1
33:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
33:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers x2
33:00 <Picard> every holes a winner
34:00 <Picard> :P|
34:00 <Picard> 1902 234 012
34:00 <Picard> every holes a winner
36:00 <Picard> :P
36:00 <kattt> so this is what i get for telling Picard im part greek
36:00 <Picard> u cunts bore me
36:00 <kattt> <Picard> do greek chics prefer anal?
36:00 <kattt> i mean
36:00 <kattt> really?
36:00 <Picard> is it a rumour?
36:00 <Picard> ive never been with a greek
36:00 <Picard> cmon its in the name of research
36:00 <kattt> you will never find out
36:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <frayedknot> shocking, he can't spell 'chick' properly
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some do
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
37:00 <Picard> yes Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> most of my exes are either greek or italian
38:00 <kattt> some do
38:00 <kattt> but so do a lot of non greek or italian girls
38:00 <kattt> and boys ;)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so i hear
39:00 <Picard> yes
39:00 <Picard> stereotype, i was wrong to ask
39:00 <Picard> i apologise Kat
39:00 <kattt> good boy
40:00 <Picard> :)
40:00 <Picard> woof wooof
40:00 <Picard> pat me like a dog
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sort porn on Mate
41:00 <Bastardly_One> some movie called foursome
41:00 <Picard> the alians are coming
41:00 <Picard> oh fuck its just tv not the news
42:00 <kattt> i would treat my dog better than you :P
42:00 <kattt> she gets a lot of love
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Picard> i like it rough
42:00 <kattt> so do i baby
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Picard> realy?
44:00 <kattt> sure
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <Picard> nice trolling
44:00 <Picard> can i tie u up?
45:00 <kattt> no I only let real men tie me up
45:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllll
45:00 <Picard> u dont get a choice biatch
46:00 <Picard> tied to the bed
46:00 <Picard> u do as i say
46:00 <DreamSeller> this sickens and disturbs me 
46:00 <partay> pictard your fat ass would break the bed 
46:00 <partay> DreamSeller indeed
46:00 <Picard> partgay stay away from my arse
46:00 <Picard> dont even mention it
46:00 <kattt> hahahaha
47:00 <partay> pictard well never get laid again.. by a conscious chick anyway
47:00 <kattt> picard you would hae no idea what to do with me
47:00 <Picard> only way u get to fuck my arse is if my cock is is kattt at the same time
47:00 <kattt> ugh
47:00 <kattt> i feel sick
47:00 <Picard> kattt id handle u my love
47:00 <Picard> u wont handle me
47:00 <partay> you creepy fuck pictard
47:00 <Picard> partgay hush grown ups wanna talk
47:00 <kattt> i dont want to handle you
48:00 <partay> ewww could you imagine that fat fuck on top of you 
48:00 <Picard> use your mouth not your hands
48:00 <partay> nitemare stuff
48:00 <Picard> partgay is turned on 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was just sick in my mouth
48:00 <partay> is it in yet ?
48:00 <kattt> hahaha
48:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
49:00 <partay> lol
49:00 <kattt> i need to shower in burning water
49:00 <partay> pictard you sexy beast
49:00 <partay> you have the ladies wanting to take an acid bath\
49:00 <Bastardly_One> i just had this horrible vision of a dirty old man doing the shocker on kattt
49:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One get fucked
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and with dirty old man I don't mean myself
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I would if i could
50:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <kattt> how do you think I feel B1?
50:00 <kattt> so unclean
50:00 <Picard> try partgay he is up for it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> DreamSeller have you heard all you can eat yet?
50:00 <kattt> partgay has a lady to look after
50:00 <Picard> ladyboy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be the only person remotely interested
51:00 <partay> pictard youd fuck a ladyboy 
52:00 <Picard> i have partgay
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this new Steel Panther album ... is ... not what I was kind of expecting on the first song
52:00 <kattt> he went through an experimental phase
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost really heavy
52:00 <Picard> she/he was awesome
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
52:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
52:00 <Bastardly_One> remember ^LongLeggedBabe^?
53:00 <Picard> no
53:00 <Picard> should i?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of ladyboys
53:00 <Bastardly_One> malay one
53:00 <Bastardly_One> married a guy off here in singapore ... came to live with him in melbourne
53:00 <Picard> romper likes ladyboys
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ripped him blind
53:00 <Picard> fuck he even married one
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cheated on him
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then got deported
53:00 <Picard> if u marry a ladyboy is that considered a gay marriage?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they did it in singapore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they're considered their gender of choice there
54:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest I'm not sure
54:00 <Picard> singapore?
54:00 <Picard> really?
54:00 <kattt> im so bored of this now
55:00 <Picard> y
55:00 <Picard> its just getting exciting
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10151812_762483783817696_1649342311_n.jpg4
55:00 <doctor> marriage is to spawn more replicates, so it's a marriage not recognised by religious authority
57:00 <Excessive> remove the 4 at the end of that url
58:00 <Picard> ffs now i got asthma
58:00 <Picard> hayfever now asthma, whats next
58:00 <doctor> cancer?
58:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Picard> fuck u doctor
59:00 <partay> oh pictard if only you knew 
59:00 <Picard> knew wat cunt
59:00 <partay> hahahahaha
59:00 <Picard> suck my balls
00:00 <partay> hampster balls 
00:00 <Picard> they would choke u
00:00 <Picard> cum stain
00:00 <partay> old wrinkly saggy feral balls 
01:00 <Picard> u want to taste them
01:00 <partay> id rather drink drain cleaner 
01:00 <kattt> hahahaha
01:00 <kattt> you two are adorable
01:00 <Picard> suck me off partgay
01:00 <Picard> 3some kattt?
01:00 <kattt> sure, but you need to wait in the other room
01:00 <kattt> for a while...
01:00 <Picard> lmfao
02:00 <Picard> i will just watch
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <Picard> jerk off in the corner
02:00 <kattt> no, other room
02:00 <Picard> corner
02:00 <kattt> i dont want beady eyes on me
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Picard> beady?
02:00 <partay> creepy eyes
02:00 <Picard> partgay wants me there
02:00 <Picard> he wants me inside him
02:00 <partay> id put your head in a bucket of water and drown you 
03:00 <Picard> kinky
03:00 <Picard> why u fuck me?
03:00 <partay> then put you in a barrel of acid 
03:00 <Picard> love it when u talk dirty
03:00 <partay> thats where kattt comes in handy
03:00 <kattt> i was about to say
03:00 <kattt> i can supply said acid
04:00 <kattt> concentrated hydrochloric acid
04:00 <kattt> or sulphuric. 
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <kattt> we'll need more than one, one for flesh one for bones
04:00 <frayedknot> gross
05:00 <partay> and a BIG barrel
05:00 <partay> a shipping container maybe
05:00 <Picard> moron 
05:00 <kattt> and then we'll get drunk
05:00 <kattt> and celebrate
05:00 <kattt> the whole of #melbourne can rejoice
06:00 <Picard> i will piss in your mouth partgay
06:00 <kattt> lmao
06:00 <partay> ding dong the creepy fuck is gone
06:00 <Picard> and u will like it
06:00 <partay> after you lift up your gut to piss ?
06:00 <partay> you sick fuck 
07:00 <DreamSeller> bunch of fucking trough queens you are 
07:00 <Picard> nuh its all good, my cock will spray it in your mouth
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you have spotify DreamSeller
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you think Balls Out was shit ... this has 1 1/2 good tracks
08:00 <kattt> its okay picard
08:00 <kattt> we know you are hurting
08:00 <Picard> hurting?
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <partay> pictard... are you sweating?
08:00 <Picard> nope
08:00 <Picard> are u?
08:00 <DreamSeller> hurting from when shads fisted his arsehole, he was using him as sock puppet 
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <kattt> picard wants me to call him
09:00 <Picard> do it now
09:00 <Picard> u have the number
09:00 <DreamSeller> whats his number? 
10:00 <kattt> he hasnt given me the whole one yet
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Picard> posting numbers is a zline
11:00 <partay> 1800-pictard-is-fat
11:00 <Picard> cute partgay
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard is a favourite on the gay sex phone line I run ... leave my money maker alone!
12:00 <Picard> yes i am
12:00 <Picard> ffs partgay
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've listened in
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking disgusting
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <partay> pictard.. try not to blue ball yourself too much eh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but interesting ways to make me $4.99 a minute with your pissy 50 cents each call
14:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, 50 cents is a lot ... most get 30 cents a min
14:00 <Bastardly_One> true story ... couldn't believe they're that ripped off
14:00 <Picard> how do u know this?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> off a good friend who worked for one and I'd make her cash just ringing a number she found by accident having normal convos
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she was getting 30 cents a min
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> thats shit money
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and found out the "free number" when she missed a call
15:00 <Picard> $18 an hour 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and the callback number turned out to be the free number
15:00 <Picard> ok
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and apparently at the time that was good money in that industry
16:00 <Picard> ok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they might get about 50 cents now
16:00 <kattt> lol so B1 why have you dated so many greeks and italiens?
16:00 <Picard> nowdays its camshows
16:00 <kattt> italians*
16:00 <Picard> pleanty of those sites around
16:00 <Bastardly_One> kattt, Melbourne boy ... need I say more?
16:00 <Picard> with a small penis
16:00 <Bastardly_One> more euro women than anglos in my circles
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and for the record
17:00 <Picard> indeed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this Johnny Cash lost album
17:00 <Bastardly_One> is not as bad as you'd expect
17:00 <Picard> should of stayed lost?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not like the fake Hendrix one
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this is good
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have my doubts if that was really a lost hendrix release
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's easy to copy
18:00 <kattt> okay
18:00 <kattt> makes sense
18:00 <Picard> well this is fucked
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
18:00 <Picard> u are too
18:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oldest cunts on austnet
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Picard> how old are u
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and probably the most hated for different reasons
19:00 <Picard> partgay
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you're 42 yeah?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bit older than you
19:00 <Picard> yes
19:00 <Picard> 43 in july
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 in Sept
19:00 <Picard> ok
19:00 <Picard> old cunt
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this Johnny Cash album is great
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the second song is with June Carter ... his wife person
20:00 <Picard> \yes
20:00 <Picard> i dont mind cash
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this album is really good ... not just a load of shit that shouldn't of come out
21:00 <Picard> yeah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder where they were "found" ... I should find out for my own interest
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this is really good
22:00 <Bastardly_One> might torrent this and burn it for the older cunt
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd love this
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the old man ... foybb ... fuck off you bald bastard
22:00 <Bastardly_One> even ring him up and call him foybb
24:00 <Picard> lalalalalalallalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
24:00 <Serenity> Buuuuuuuuuuuurp
24:00 <Picard> Serenity hello darling
24:00 <Serenity> Hello
24:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadman's Gun - Red Dead Redemption Soundtrack (May 23, 2010) 4:16 - Category: Music - 1,346,181 views - 10,813 likes (99%), 109 dislikes (1%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uASh8FSRKKU
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: June Carter Cash and Johnny Cash - Baby Ride Easy (Sep 21, 2013) 2:36 - Category: Music - 5,752 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hearing that as a studio version is really good
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and surprising
26:00 <doctor> i like that ol wild western vibe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's got some awesome in game music doctor
27:00 <Excessive> knock yah fckn block orff moaite 
27:00 <BillyGoat> knock u head off
28:00 <Excessive> \o.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
28:00 <Picard> fucken asthma
28:00 <Picard> cant breath
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be around in 10 mins on me bmx
28:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna knock ya letterbox down and egg ya house BillyGoat
29:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, least you can fix that with a puffer to a degree
30:00 <Picard> yes i can
30:00 <Bastardly_One> i can't Mine ... well, I can ... but it beats asthma
30:00 <Picard> if i can find it
30:00 <BillyGoat> fuken opath b1
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' Opeth?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good band
31:00 <kattt> how about Pixies?
31:00 <kattt> my favourite
31:00 <kattt> hehe
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the finnish one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Pixies ... were good
32:00 <kattt> huh?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind I thought you were another kat
32:00 <kattt> im the greek one
33:00 <Bastardly_One> i got over the pixies due to over play
33:00 <Excessive> kattt, not Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough?
33:00 <kattt> no not depeche mode
33:00 <Bastardly_One> best version of this song ... ever
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWqhFGYFaQ
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Depeche Mode Personal Jesus Live in Bacelona 93' (Aug 21, 2010) 5:42 - Category: Music - 535,343 views - 2,260 likes (98.9%), 24 dislikes (1.1%)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave is in his best Jesus/Sex God mode
34:00 <BillyGoat> fuk facebook
34:00 <Bastardly_One> completely still coked off his head back then I suspect
34:00 <kattt> you guys are just music nerds
34:00 <Bastardly_One> deny how good that is
34:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat, what about FB?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get the goat porn I sent?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> kattt
35:00 <Bastardly_One> name some other bands ... Pixies was an ok start :P
35:00 <Picard> share with me
35:00 <Picard> prick
35:00 <kattt> bands that I like?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I sent it to you ages ago Picard ... along with the farmer doing most of the barnyard one after the other
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was after than vid
36:00 <Picard> lol ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> katt, ye
37:00 <Picard> kattt
37:00 <Picard> check pm
37:00 <Bastardly_One> probably some emo wench who's gonna say AFI (Davey is soooooooooooooooo cute!), MCR, The Used
38:00 <kattt> i listen to NIN, Nirvna, Air, Gorillaz, Best Coast, Hot Chip, 
38:00 <kattt> a lot of different stuff
38:00 <kattt> MF Doom
38:00 <kattt> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
38:00 <Bastardly_One> age? Pic?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <kattt> haha
39:00 <kattt> you all saw my picture before
39:00 <kattt> no more pictures
39:00 <Bastardly_One> "alternative" in general it sounds
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't :P
39:00 <kattt> yeah, but im chilling out as i get older and appreciate more
40:00 <kattt> i was into much heavier music when i was younger
40:00 <Bastardly_One> older
40:00 <Bastardly_One> how old is older?
40:00 <BillyGoat> mm goat porn 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and weak ... I'm old and still listen to shit like gwar
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so you got it BillyGoat?
41:00 <BillyGoat> yes
41:00 <BillyGoat> i pully me willy 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you might of enjoyed that with the nick and all
41:00 <BillyGoat> lol
41:00 <BillyGoat> indeed
41:00 <kattt> im 31
41:00 <BillyGoat> i deactive me fb
41:00 <kattt> when i was 16 it as brutal
41:00 <BillyGoat> old katt
41:00 <kattt> i had blue hair
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and you call that older
41:00 <BillyGoat> old lady
42:00 <kattt> yes too old for a goat to love
42:00 <Bastardly_One> still young to me
42:00 <BillyGoat> neg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> then again every fucking person is
42:00 <BillyGoat> girl i like is 31 also 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is so gay ... but so awesome
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcTM1USf3nE
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Depeche Mode Shake The Disease live Touring The Angel (Aug 22, 2012) 5:53 - Category: People and Blogs - 10,212 views - 82 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <kattt> how old are you both?
43:00 <BillyGoat> im 16
43:00 <Bastardly_One> i told ya
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not you but Picard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were paying attention
43:00 <kattt> youre 16? no way
44:00 <BillyGoat> way no
44:00 <BillyGoat> i 31
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 in Sept
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's about your age if not the same age
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
44:00 <BillyGoat> Bastardly_One is a tremendous gentleman 
44:00 <kattt> there ya go
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath I am
45:00 <kattt> well gentlemen, thank you for your honesty
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *farts rather loudly and snorts up a greeny and spits it*
45:00 <kattt> ugh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking outstanding gentleman I am
45:00 <BillyGoat> absolutely
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll even shout ya a 50 cent maccas cone
45:00 <BillyGoat> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how many guys would do that?
46:00 <BillyGoat> kattt adores you Bastardly_One
46:00 <Excessive> I like Vince here better Bastardly_One .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJ8q4zrxU8
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yazoo "Goodbye 70s" (Oct 5, 2009) 2:38 - Category: Music - 146,498 views - 413 likes (98.8%), 5 dislikes (1.2%)
46:00 <BillyGoat> after that display of gentlemanism
46:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone does ... most are in denial
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's better than the truth ...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> "what the fuck are you still talking for?"
47:00 <kattt> a 50cent cone? Wow who would have though id deserve that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> "get on your knees and stfu"
47:00 <BillyGoat> wear it on your head kattt
47:00 <BillyGoat> witch hat 
48:00 <kattt> i'll just go over... there, now
48:00 <DreamSeller> kattt is pollock.. trolling you cunts :P 
48:00 <kattt> what?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this comes with warnings not to watch with epilepsy
48:00 <kattt> what is pollock?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I reckon it's the weakest song ever
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nine Inch Nails - Came Back Haunted (Jun 28, 2013) 4:17 - Category: Music - 3,312,533 views - 21,157 likes (88.1%), 2,852 dislikes (11.9%)
49:00 <kattt> it sucks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I consider Trent a genius
49:00 <kattt> pretty hate machine is his best work ever
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't care if she was ... Loof trolling
49:00 <BillyGoat> loof fgt
50:00 <kattt> what is loof?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm interested in a certain wench no-one will be able to get near
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not even me it's lookin' *lol*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> another chatter
50:00 <BillyGoat> lol
50:00 <DreamSeller> lol.. kind of hard to get near her with a vro eh Bastardly_One 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> avo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
50:00 <Bastardly_One> damn bitch *curses her*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> every fucking time I go near those bushes
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I get arrested
51:00 <Bastardly_One> "how the fuck did you get in my house?"
51:00 <DreamSeller> tell her to shave the bushes then 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> never mind that your shampoo is shit love
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did ...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she must be ethnic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :/
52:00 <DreamSeller> you can always tell Bastardly_One has had sex.. his eyes are red from the mace 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually being persued at present believe it or not
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I won't do anything about it as I reckon it's a joke/set up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who in their right mind knowing me would willingly do that?
53:00 <Saemon> a duuuh
53:00 <BillyGoat> fuk
53:00 <BillyGoat> never know what a womans head at
53:00 <Saemon> how long did it take you to figure that out Bastardly_One
53:00 <kattt> we arent so bad :(
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... women are great ... you just have standards
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even hookers have them damn it! :(
54:00 <BillyGoat> changes every god damn hour of the day!
54:00 <Saemon> at least you know your place Bastardly_One
54:00 <Saemon> and admit that you have no chance
54:00 <kattt> standards are important
54:00 <Saemon> i like this about you
55:00 <kattt> it prevents the picards of the world getting close to us
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a catch if you like a mind and not much else
55:00 <Serenity> 8 I wisah i knew what was happening
56:00 <kattt> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking random shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> feel free to make a real convo
56:00 <Serenity> i cant see fvery well
56:00 <Bastardly_One> might make us less bored
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh, tad smashed are we?
56:00 <Serenity> i have nothing of itnerested to say
56:00 <Serenity> interest
57:00 <kattt> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and if hubby tells me what that ban was for elsewhere ... I can get it lifted ... the person that set it has no sense of humour for one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then
58:00 <Bastardly_One> back to random shit
58:00 <Serenity> i have no idea what you're talking about
58:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat, kgo!
58:00 <doctor> It BEGINS
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, CannibalClown ... banned in sex
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was like wtf? why?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but the person who did it is a way touchy bitch
58:00 <CannibalClown> no shats a stupid shads ban
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna lift it
58:00 <CannibalClown> thats*
58:00 <Serenity> oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
58:00 <BillyGoat> huh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> start again
59:00 <Serenity> some moron doesnt know how to ban
59:00 <Serenity> shad*
59:00 <CannibalClown> shad*!*@*
59:00 <CannibalClown> idiotic
59:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that saved me some effort
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been cleaned anyway it seems
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I couldn't of anyway
59:00 <CannibalClown> it was removed before
59:00 <Bastardly_One> when the fuck did she become 175?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
59:00 <CannibalClown> then added again yesterday
00:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
00:00 <Saemon> oh god im getting hungry again, cravings 
00:00 <kattt> i dont know whats going on
00:00 <doctor> Cigarettes Saemon
00:00 <kattt> you are all weirding me out
00:00 <Saemon> it was at this same time last night that after an entire day of dieting i binged on 6 meat pies :S
00:00 <Serenity> go to bed then
00:00 <Saemon> doctor no i dont smoke
00:00 <CannibalClown> they werent meat pies
00:00 <Saemon> never have and never will
00:00 <Bastardly_One> CannibalClown, I and Serenity are talking about a stupid ban CannibalClown got elsewhere
00:00 <CannibalClown> they were cardboard pastries
01:00 <Saemon> one thing im proud of about my life
01:00 <Serenity> stewed rat pies
01:00 <Saemon> is that i have never ever smoked
01:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
01:00 <doctor> What's wrong with pigging yourself with pies then?
01:00 <Serenity> fuck id chop the legs of an elephant for a ciggie right now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the good angus pies are on special atm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what about kill element for me?
01:00 <Saemon> eating meat pies wont give me lung cancer doctor.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'll give you a whole deck
01:00 <Serenity> nah elements my m8
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no cigs for you1
01:00 <Bastardly_One> !
02:00 <CannibalClown> oh lol
02:00 <Saemon> cannonball clown lol yeah they were cheap pies from woolies
02:00 <CannibalClown> oops wrong window
02:00 <Serenity> yeah
02:00 <doctor> No, why are you complaining about pigging yourselves with pies?
02:00 <Serenity> rat pies
02:00 <Serenity> floor meat and cow assholse
02:00 <Saemon> pack of 6 for like $3.70 or somethinng
02:00 <Saemon> lol Serenity meat is meat
02:00 <Serenity> pork lips
02:00 <Saemon> made of same cells
02:00 <Serenity> sure
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
02:00 <Serenity> go eat some foreskins
02:00 <Bonny> yo
02:00 <Saemon> doesnt matter what part of body its from
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they're nice cheap and nasty though
03:00 <Serenity> im just trying to gross him out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the woolies ones are probably the best cheapo ones
03:00 <Serenity> i buyt them for the kdis swhen im being lazy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh, carry on
03:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck I finished mine earlier
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Saemon> Serenity u should know by now that its impossible to gross me out
03:00 <Saemon> by the way i live
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was an enitre family pie though
03:00 <Serenity> obv
03:00 <Serenity> you're a slob
03:00 <Saemon> lol :P
04:00 <Saemon> i like how we have a love/hate sorta thing goin on
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no love idiot
04:00 <Serenity> theres no love
04:00 <Serenity> you're a no legged disgusting chair blob
05:00 <Bonny> lol
05:00 <Serenity> thinking about what your house must smell like makes me gag
05:00 <Bastardly_One> am pretty sure she sings this to herself when talking to you ... or I ... actually
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF6iBdGzFL4
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rainbows N' Stuff - ICP (Jun 28, 2011) 4:11 - Category: Music - 36,424 views - 125 likes (94%), 8 dislikes (6%)
06:00 <Bonny> hmmm
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
06:00 <Saemon> http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2012/10/sarah_parenting/baby-crying.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and you got your ban wrong I've discovered
06:00 <Bonny> hello
06:00 <Bastardly_One> elsewhere ... in a Shads ban
06:00 <Bonny> what ban?
06:00 <Bonny> whats wrong with it?
06:00 <Serenity> it doesnt let anyone in whos name starts with shad
06:00 <Bonny> good
07:00 <Serenity> lol like CannibalClown gets banned
07:00 <Serenity> shadowlurker
07:00 <Bonny> how does CannibalClown get banned?
07:00 <Bonny> he doesn't use shad
07:00 <CannibalClown> ID
07:00 <Bonny> ahhh ok
07:00 <Serenity> becuase hes shadowlurker
07:00 <Bonny> I'll fix that
07:00 <cola> bans, thats a good idea, try and make irc have een less members
07:00 <CannibalClown> it was "fixed" before too
07:00 <Scattered> true cola
08:00 <shadsam> cuppa brb
08:00 <cola> i cant beleive how little people even use irc anymore, will austnet end at some point?
08:00 <CannibalClown> theres lots of ppl on irc
08:00 <CannibalClown> just hot here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> because people don't chat in general anymore
09:00 <Maurice> HOT HERE
09:00 <Bastardly_One> your average net user doesn't look for places to chat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they've not the time ... they have their crew on FB and other social media
09:00 <Scattered> they just look for porn
09:00 <CannibalClown> pirates and port
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's enough for them
10:00 <Serenity> even ops that werent ops when everyoine left
10:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
10:00 <cola> i like the idea of chat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno where certain people get that from
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the idea of chat
11:00 <Serenity> i like chat cause that means i have to talk to less people irl
11:00 <doctor> I did too
11:00 <cola> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the other place I chat in besides here I've been chatting in for like 15 odd years as well
11:00 <cola> its good to chat late like this when everyone is asleep
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that site has had the same people on it for the entire time though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> weird to "grow up" together in chat
12:00 <Scattered> im with you cola
12:00 <Scattered> it kills the time
12:00 <Excessive> grow old u mean
12:00 <cola> people get together and marry irl using second life
12:00 <Serenity> what is second life
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dear fucking lord
12:00 <cola> but they did seem a little odd
13:00 <Bastardly_One> SL took a few austneters that's for sure
13:00 <cola> Serenity, its like an online worl dpeople live in
13:00 <doctor> some kind of virtual drug
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a few still stuck there I've heard
13:00 <Serenity> oh :S
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a virutal world
13:00 <Bastardly_One> with 3D avatars and surroundings
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can even sex0rs in 3D kind of rubbish
13:00 <Serenity> sounds dull as fuck
14:00 <cola> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt5YVG4n2bA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What is Second Life? (Nov 19, 2007) 3:48 - Category: Education - 69,881 views - 89 likes (71.2%), 36 dislikes (28.8%)
14:00 <BillyGoat> JimmyJack fgt
14:00 <doctor> You can do everything you can't do in real life
14:00 <Saemon> FML moment when your fridge is too cold and your hungry and about to eat toast with butter n your butter is frozen unspreadable. -.-
14:00 <AndrewBolt> i'll go into Second Life right now and paste the crap from Pieter and Chris, and they'll all nod and go "yep, we might the right choice"
14:00 <JimmyJack> BillyGoat sister fucker
14:00 <AndrewBolt> made*
15:00 <AndrewBolt> billygoat m8
15:00 <Scattered> hey JimmyJack
15:00 <BillyGoat> AndrewBolt m8
15:00 <doctor> Selling drugs on second life might make for a lucrative business proposition
15:00 <Loof> BillyGoat, who's better in bed; your sister or your father?
15:00 <cola> peopel make a living from it, seling clothing and accessories for the online characters, where you actually spend real money, but im with you, i think its kind of retarted and the people who use it need to get a real life and not worry so much about their second life
16:00 <AndrewBolt> the other way to make money off IRC these days is to deal drugs
16:00 <Serenity> so its like the sims?
16:00 <cola> yeah, sims but much much bigger
16:00 <shadsam> just had strawberries bananna and kiwi fruit n cream,....MMMMMM XD XD XD
16:00 <AndrewBolt> do you still need a CC to get into SL?
16:00 <doctor> e-heroin only 4 DSP dollars
16:00 <cola> ive never used it, but i think you have to pay
17:00 <Loof> BillyGoat how many abo cocks can you fit in your ass at the same time?
17:00 <shadsam> LOL
17:00 <cola> they probably let you join free, but you have a lame character that cant do anything ot talk or anything
17:00 <AndrewBolt> it's $10 to add a extra inch on your avatar's cock
17:00 <AndrewBolt> an*
17:00 <Loof> BillyGoat did you have to get your mother's permission to marry your brother? Or did you just beat her into submission?
18:00 <cola> AndrewBolt lol
18:00 <Serenity> i get obsessed with the sims for like a week straight and then dont play it for another 3 years
18:00 <doctor> You can glide out to some virtual landscape and take your virtual drugs and stare into the virtual computer screen as if you were virtually there!
18:00 <Loof> BillyGoat is it true that in the country guys teach the local homosexuals a "lesson" by butt raping them?
18:00 <cola> some people have died from using secondlife so much they didnt eat
19:00 <Bastardly_One> must be crazy asians
19:00 <cola> like those WoW people in china
19:00 <Serenity> =/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they like dying on WoW too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that was in Korea
19:00 <cola> oh yeah, how weird was that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Sth it must of been
19:00 <BillyGoat> gooks
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was at some net cafe
19:00 <Loof> BillyGoat does having your face covered in abo cum 24/7 stop you getting a job? is that why you are on irc 24/7?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they thought he fell asleep in his chair
19:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out he was dead
19:00 <Serenity> how do you get to the point where you die like...
19:00 <cola> you could pay them to get your character up to a high level or something
19:00 <Serenity> thats intense
20:00 <Bastardly_One> after playing for 72hrs straight no break
20:00 <Maurice> SERENITY, THE FINALE
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've passed out on the spot playing a game 12hrs straight
20:00 <cola> its pretty disturbing
20:00 <Serenity> I KNOW MAURICE
20:00 <Maurice> yay
20:00 <Serenity> IM MOIST
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it is disturbing
20:00 <Maurice> I MEANT, YAY
20:00 <cola> probably living like cartmen in southpark when he poops at the screen into a bucket
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I stopped playing that game for ages after that happened
20:00 <Maurice> He's a man, not men
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Saemon lives like that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he pisses in a container
21:00 <Serenity> i jsust dunnt
21:00 <cola> im watching the internship movie atm
21:00 <Maurice> FRANCIS HOUSEMAN
21:00 <Serenity> the scunchy up nose bit
21:00 <Serenity> hnngg
21:00 <Maurice> Omg yes
21:00 <Maurice> Smirk
21:00 <Serenity> eeeeeeeeeee
21:00 <cola> kind of corney and not too many good gags in it, bit of a google add rather than a film
21:00 <Maurice> I want to do dancing now
22:00 <Maurice> I need legs that long though
22:00 <Maurice> 'she gets it from me'
22:00 <Loof> BillyGoat, is your little brother cool with you crawling into his bed each night and sucking his cock?
23:00 <Serenity> she should never have got a nose job
23:00 <Maurice> Squeeeee Serenity
23:00 <Maurice> It ruined her career
23:00 <Serenity> Loof.
23:00 <Maurice> Death ruined his
23:00 <Serenity> fuck he was sexzy
23:00 <Maurice> He really was
24:00 <Maurice> Even his sweat patches
24:00 <Serenity> especially his sweat patching
24:00 <Serenity> hnngg
24:00 <Maurice> That chick on his right is a whore though
24:00 <Maurice> Look at the dumb bint
24:00 <Maurice> YAYYYYY the lift
24:00 <Serenity> SLIP A DIGIT
24:00 <Maurice> I wonder if I can get Cam to recreate this
25:00 <Maurice> Lol the thought is absurd
25:00 <Saemon> patrick swayze was a poor mans kurt russel
25:00 <cola> lol
25:00 <Maurice> I was wrong, I say I'm wrong
25:00 <Maurice> Er, Kurt can go eat a dick
26:00 <Serenity> kurt russel.. who ever thought he was good lookling
26:00 <shadsam> didnt he have cock cancer
26:00 <Saemon> u kiddin? he's snake plissken
26:00 <Bastardly_One> even in Escape from New York?>
26:00 <cola> roadhouse is awesome in 80's corney way, ripping out throats lol, thats was paid a homage in macgruber
26:00 <Serenity> hes gross
26:00 <Serenity> with his wife set face
26:00 <DreamSeller> liver cancr 
26:00 <Serenity> wide
26:00 <DreamSeller> cancer* 
26:00 <Maurice> I never liked Kurt Russell
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like him at all
26:00 <DreamSeller> TANGO AND CASHHH 
26:00 <Maurice> Far out, Swayze died in 2009
26:00 <cola> big trouble in little china
26:00 <Serenity> MAURICE
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but in an 80s way I guess he could of looked rugged in Escape from NY
27:00 <Maurice> NOSE SCRUNCH
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah the ladies and Swayze
27:00 <DreamSeller> clean it up Serenity
27:00 <Maurice> I bet he was a top fuck
27:00 <Serenity> id have fucked him in the face so hard his lips would have fallen off
27:00 <DreamSeller> also.. I dunno why people are comparing russell and swayze 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
27:00 <Bastardly_One> one person was
27:00 <Serenity> well
27:00 <Serenity> to be fair
28:00 <shadsam> `seen irc_sux
28:00 <Serenity> Saemon isnt really people
28:00 <Maurice> LOL
28:00 <CannibalClown> well damn
28:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 2 matches to your query: IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES, IRC_sux. IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 2 days 12 hours 36 minutes ago (27.03. 12:51) stating "Quit: Leaving" after spending 24 minutes there.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no comparison really
28:00 <Maurice> Legless was
28:00 <Saemon> at least kurt made it to the a-list
28:00 <DreamSeller> he is only half a person 
28:00 <Saemon> swayze never did
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fine, half a person was
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <DreamSeller> POINT BREAK 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to your hole dickhead
28:00 <DreamSeller> YOU STUPID FUCKING MORANNN 
28:00 <Maurice> Rofl
28:00 <DreamSeller> Roadhouse 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a-list most of his career
29:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
29:00 <Maurice> I feel like banning Saemon for ruining my Dirty Dancing buzz
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as cola pointed out ... that was the 80s
29:00 <PeterGriffin> ROADHOUSE 
29:00 <Maurice> LOL
29:00 <Maurice> I loved Peter doing that
29:00 <DreamSeller>  hahaha yes 
29:00 <DreamSeller> it was brilliant 
29:00 <Maurice> I has my FG monopoly
29:00 <Maurice> I opened it to check everything out, then see on the side 'collectors edition'
29:00 <Maurice> Woops
29:00 <Maurice> Now its worth nothing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
30:00 <DreamSeller> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> good though if you know what I mean?
30:00 <Maurice> Nope
30:00 <Maurice> I don't
30:00 <Serenity> how can you say swayze wasnt a list
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the names of stuff n shit
30:00 <cola> dirty dancing  as much of a chick flick as it was, blows the shit out of footloose, kevin bacon with his piggy nose, dancing with his gay teenage angst
30:00 <Maurice> I've hated Kevin Bacon since I watched Sleepers
30:00 <druff> hi
31:00 <Saemon> same he's weird lookin
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone like Kevin Bacon in anything ever
31:00 <DreamSeller> KEVIN FUCKING BACON 
31:00 <Maurice> He half redeemed himself in Will and Grace
31:00 <DreamSeller> is in everythinggg
31:00 <Serenity> you can see his dick in wild things
31:00 <cola> the movie where he becomes invisible was the only film he is on i could half tolerate
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one boring fucking ugly actor
31:00 <Maurice> 8 degrees of Kevin Bacon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 degrees
31:00 <Saemon> hes got that cocky arrogant american dude look about him
31:00 <Serenity> there was boobs in wild things
31:00 <DreamSeller> Kevin Bacons Bacon 
31:00 <Loof> BillyGoat, how do you and your father settle the argument over who gets to assfuck your little brother on any given night? Do you draw straws?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon
32:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1925155_10152321618395844_552795300_n.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wanted to know if the names of places and shit were good
32:00 <shadsam> lololol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in the FG edition
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a Star Wars one somewhere unopened
33:00 <Maurice> Yeah theres Petoria and shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea if it's good or not as a reult
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *result
33:00 <Maurice> I have disney, disney pixar, normal, here and now, fam guy, nascar, ben 10
33:00 <Maurice> I think thats it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what are the disney ones like?
34:00 <Saemon> bobs burgers has made me turn on family guy and american dad
34:00 <Maurice> They're cool
34:00 <Bastardly_One> another 2 I've wondered about
34:00 <Saemon> family guy humor is meh now
34:00 <Maurice> One of them I got for 30 instead of 100, coz it was missing the die
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nice work
34:00 <Saemon> and oh my god, these new simpsons episode are horrible
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's easy to replace
34:00 <Saemon> its just weird seeing them reference iphones and facebook
34:00 <Saemon> on the simpsons
34:00 <druff> and they all said amen
35:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you're mentioning these now because I'm looking at different ones as one of the nieces has a b/day coming up soonish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm sick of them having their heads stuck in a tablet and shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather visit and kick arse at monopoly
36:00 <DreamSeller> well lead by example 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I do, when with them
36:00 <Bastardly_One> take them out all the time ...
36:00 <cola> footloose, he dances in secret because the stupid town he is from are anti dancing???? he goes to court or something and quotes the bible about dancing, .... how the fuck is that meant to be cool on any level, even in the 80's?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> flashback
37:00 <Saemon> we're now pee brothers/sisters now Serenity ^_^
37:00 <Bastardly_One> to the cinema here ... when I lived here as a teen ... footlose and dirty dancing double feature
37:00 <Saemon> our urine has mixed 
37:00 <Saemon> and we are bonded through that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, my bad ... was footloose and flashdance
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I say ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10151812_762483783817696_1649342311_n.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed more than I possibly should of at that
38:00 <Maurice> I got my kids pictionary for xmas
38:00 <Maurice> Their pics are hilarious
38:00 <cola> Bastardly_One lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're too young for that ... they'd get frustrated and it'd never be used agin
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *again
39:00 <Maurice> My youngest is 6
39:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/v7umiBp.png
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but why I was thinking of a themed monopoly is ... they hate normal uno ... but love the smurfs one
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go figure that ... but that's how they work
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love kicking their arses in that ... they ring up asking me to come around all the time to play ...
40:00 <Maurice> If they're too young for pictionary, they're too young for monopoly
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I suppose that's a fair point too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 and 8
40:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201962651322068&set=vb.1058559943&type=2&theater
41:00 <Maurice> I have 6, 7 and 11
41:00 <Serenity> oldddddd
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the Jewish girl
41:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP NANNA
41:00 <Serenity> loool
41:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/fXDhWca.jpg
41:00 <DreamSeller> the niggles 
41:00 <Serenity> oh darcy.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's awesome
42:00 <Bastardly_One> funny for 2 secs ... then it becomes awesome
42:00 <Maurice> Lesson learnt, can't use a phone charger to charge laptop
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm I'd think not
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, on the wiggles ... which one is the chick wiggle rooting?
43:00 <Saemon> ah i like that u get your kids to play these old fashioned board games and stuff
43:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, don't tell me ... why the fuck do I want to know?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, kids should do stuff
43:00 <Saemon> kids these days are too obessed with their playsations and xboxes with terrible games like GTA where u rape n murder and steal cars
43:00 <Saemon> n shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not sit in front of the telly and heads in tablets and shit all the time
43:00 <cola> one of my favorite 80's films is called "the wraith" it has charlie sheen in it, about cars and this ghost car
44:00 <Saemon> we need to seriously have an overhaul 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they need an imagination to develop for one thing
44:00 <Saemon> of what this new generation is getting exposed too
44:00 <Maurice> Saemon, nobody asked your opinion
44:00 <DreamSeller> and... I am done with the internet 
44:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/alfDBFF.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this technology at home shit
44:00 <yehmate> yeh, mate
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they do it from the start of primary ... keep it at school until a certain age
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that last pic is really fucked up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if you see the second pic then take the first pic as a cum explosion
45:00 <Serenity> my kids homework gets done online
45:00 <cola> its like the words in that old old song, 2525
45:00 <Saemon> yeha kids back in the old days actually knew how to communicate and interact politely with people
45:00 <Saemon> these days
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you get what i mean I think Serenity
46:00 <doctor> I have no problem in him sharing his opinion, I simply just don't care for it
46:00 <Maurice> My kids don't have homework except home readers
46:00 <Saemon> they ears are covered with by those ridiculous muffler like earphones
46:00 <Serenity> lily has projects this year
46:00 <Bastardly_One> most kids even out and about are stuck with their heads in tablets
46:00 <Saemon> and eyes and fingers glued to their smartphones
46:00 <Serenity> well
46:00 <DreamSeller> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=809455385751185&set=a.141460852550645.22675.118242101539187&type=1
46:00 <Maurice> Actually, Cal has a PEAC assignment
46:00 <Saemon> they dont even look up when they are walking
46:00 <Maurice> Hes doing it on the Federation
46:00 <Serenity> Maurice and I's kids have been playing with each other on minecraft all day
46:00 <Maurice> You wot m8
46:00 <Maurice> Our kids are getting married
47:00 <Serenity> and our sons are both super nerds so we're doing something right
47:00 <Maurice> They just dont know it yet
47:00 <Maurice> Not the sons..
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh thanks for the reminder
47:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <Serenity> a son and a daughter
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Maurice> Lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 days of hassles ... my admin messages would be epic by now
47:00 <Serenity> lil was so excited
47:00 <Serenity> he said i could help him make a kitchen!
47:00 <Maurice> Oh dear god
47:00 <Maurice> He's gay
48:00 <Maurice> I knew it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what Minecraft is like ... I get 40 billion messages off enraged geeks daily
48:00 <Maurice> First a flower shop
48:00 <Serenity> lolll
48:00 <Saemon> can i be the godfather of your kids?
48:00 <Maurice> Now a kitchen
48:00 <Maurice> You can fuck off
48:00 <Serenity> are you smoking draino Saemon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> "why for that guy just grieved me? ban him!"
48:00 <dematerialised> if not, you should be
48:00 <Maurice> ^
49:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing his diet though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt wouldn't die
49:00 <Maurice> The ammonia from his piss jug should do the trick
49:00 <Saemon> sorry i got abit carried away there, abit too enthusiastic
49:00 <Saemon> gotta remember makin friends takes time
49:00 <CannibalClown> just die
49:00 <Maurice> No, you either like someone or you don't, nobody likes you
50:00 <Serenity> i like myself
50:00 <Serenity> a lot
50:00 <cola> Bastardly_One, what the hell is minecraft, it looks like a waste of time
50:00 <Maurice> I love myself, every day
50:00 <DreamSeller> we actually like people who can stand up for themselves 
50:00 <Maurice> Sexually..
50:00 <Maurice> AND YOU CAN;T STAND
50:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> knowing his diet though
50:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> the cunt wouldn't die
50:00 <Saemon> lol was that about me?
50:00 <CannibalClown> yes
50:00 <Serenity> no more of a waste of time than any other survival computer game
50:00 <DreamSeller> NAHHHH 
50:00 <CannibalClown> we can only hope
50:00 <DreamSeller> it was about nickop 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Minecraft is ... how do I describe Minecraft without it sounding boring and geeky?
50:00 <Saemon> my diets not that bad
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the awesome
50:00 <Maurice> How can anyone not know what Minecraft is
50:00 <Saemon> mainly mi goreng and maccas
50:00 <Serenity> .
51:00 <Maurice> I don't play it and I'm involved romantically with it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 bit block building basically
51:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <Saemon> my diets not that bad
51:00 <DreamSeller> never played minecraft 
51:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <Saemon> my diets not that bad [11:51pm] <Saemon> mainly mi goreng and maccas
51:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <Saemon> my diets not that bad [11:51pm] <Saemon> mainly mi goreng and maccas
51:00 <Maurice> Me either, but I get the joy of hearing about it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but the worlds created if you've a team of good people
51:00 <Maurice> Sah healthy
51:00 <DreamSeller> <Serenity> [11:51pm] <Saemon> my diets not that bad [11:51pm] <Saemon> mainly mi goreng and maccas<Serenity> [11:51pm] <Saemon> my diets not that bad [11:51pm] <Saemon> mainly mi goreng and maccas
51:00 <Serenity> [11:51pm] <Saemon> my diets not that bad [11:51pm] <Saemon> mainly mi goreng and maccas
52:00 <Saemon> is it bad in your opinion?
52:00 <Maurice> I feel the need to underline everything
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... it's a geeky satisfaction saying ... I made that shit
52:00 <Maurice> OH it did work
52:00 <cola> Bastardly_One, ohh okay i kind of get it, ill put it donw to addictive maybe???
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and even better to go destroy it
52:00 <Maurice> It didn't show up as working
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone else made it
52:00 <Serenity> is it bad...
52:00 <Serenity> is it bad
52:00 <DreamSeller> nah 
52:00 <CannibalClown> its not about graphics its about gameplay and creativity and problem solving
52:00 <Maurice> Not bad, totally on Michelle Bridges plan
52:00 <CannibalClown> its a thinkers game
52:00 <DreamSeller> it's not bad if you want ass cancer 
52:00 <Saemon> no
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what CannibalClown said
53:00 <Saemon> red meat gives u that
53:00 <Saemon> steak and stuff
53:00 <Maurice> Minecraft was offered as a PEAC course, but budget cuts happened and it got scrapped
53:00 <Saemon> colon cancer
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you give us eye cancer Saemon
53:00 <Serenity> this guy is making baby jesus cry
53:00 <DreamSeller> AND WHAT 
53:00 <DreamSeller> you don't eat meat from maccas 
53:00 <Saemon> its not red meat.
53:00 <DreamSeller> omfg 
53:00 <DreamSeller> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
53:00 <DreamSeller> 8~tumbleweeds~
53:00 <Serenity> um
53:00 <Serenity> LOL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right about one thing ... it's not meat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... what?
53:00 <Maurice> Its totally fish
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's beef patties you fucking idiot
54:00 <Serenity> since when is beef not red meat
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that not red meat?
54:00 <Maurice> Since legless piped up
54:00 <DreamSeller> ITS STILL FUCKING MEAT YOU OBTUSE CUNT 
54:00 <Saemon> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3386/4560194307_5bdfdfed59_o.jpg
54:00 <Saemon> what part of that looks red to you?
54:00 <dematerialised> get mad
54:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE A FUCKING RECTANGLE YOU TOTAL MORONIC DICKBAG
54:00 <Serenity> oh my god
54:00 <Saemon> are u color blind?
54:00 <Serenity> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:00 <Serenity> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
54:00 <CannibalClown> wow
54:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
54:00 <Serenity> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
54:00 <dematerialised> Saemon is trolling
54:00 <cola> this internship movie is a rawt, its basically a 90 miins of product placement made bearable becasue of the lead actors being funny
54:00 <dematerialised> move along
54:00 <Maurice> I dunno guys, my steak never looks red
55:00 <Maurice> Guess it's not red meat
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so this fish in front of me isn't white meat
55:00 <dematerialised> i like bacon
55:00 <CannibalClown> also i just had about 50 zombies bumrush my village
55:00 <CannibalClown> and fail
55:00 <Bastardly_One> because it looks rather yellow kind of?
55:00 <Maurice> Lol bumrush
55:00 <DreamSeller> fuck off saying bacon 
55:00 <DreamSeller> haha 
55:00 <Maurice> Do I need to wake my son up to help
55:00 <dematerialised> [23:55:58] <DreamSeller> fuck off saying kevin bacon
55:00 <dematerialised> :P
55:00 <DreamSeller> hahahaha 
55:00 <dematerialised> best idea ever
55:00 <DreamSeller> no shit 
56:00 <Maurice> LOL
56:00 <DreamSeller> it's classic 
56:00 <simba> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
56:00 <Serenity> GUISE IS NOT RED, SO KANT B RED MEET
56:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2ZM2KkjY0
56:00 <DreamSeller> now I just need a script to replace everything that Bastardly_One says to "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty whore" 
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: will and grace foot loose (Jun 17, 2008) 1:35 - Category: Entertainment - 389,760 views - 941 likes (98%), 19 dislikes (2%)
58:00 <dematerialised> on ^*:TEXT:*:#: { if ($nick == Bastardly_One) echo $chan $timestamp < $+ $nick $+ > Blah blah blah, I'm a dirty whore | halt }
58:00 <CannibalClown> i feel pretty
58:00 <CannibalClown> oh so pretty
58:00 <CannibalClown> i fell pretty and witty and gaaayyyyy
58:00 <Serenity> im going to go have a shower and wash CannibalClown's gay off me
58:00 <DreamSeller> cheers 
58:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
59:00 <Maurice> Omg, reminds me of Glee
00:00 <Maurice> I'm watching Scrubs bloopers
00:00 <Saemon> watever happened to that show
00:00 <Saemon> ugly betty
00:00 <CannibalClown> on ^*:TEXT:*:#: if ($nick == Bastardly_One) halt
00:00 <CannibalClown> fixed
00:00 <Saemon> it was huge a while back
00:00 <Maurice> Shut up
01:00 <DreamSeller> the only time I want b1 to say something 
01:00 <DreamSeller> and he is fucking silent 
01:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:00 <CannibalClown> on other news
01:00 <CannibalClown> sezz is naked
02:00 <Maurice> Ooer
02:00 <dematerialised> :o
02:00 <Saemon> pics or your lying.
03:00 <CannibalClown> youre
03:00 <Maurice> You're*
03:00 <Saemon> You are*
04:00 <Saemon> wait 
04:00 <Saemon> nevermind
04:00 <CannibalClown> just die
04:00 <Saemon> hrm whose watched fat tony and co?
04:00 <CannibalClown> who has*
04:00 <dematerialised> hose
05:00 <Saemon> the original actress to play roberta williams was hot
05:00 <Saemon> but now the replaced  her with some fat cow
05:00 <dematerialised> my groin/undwear area has a distince smell
05:00 <dematerialised> kind of like stale urine + bread
06:00 <Saemon> ew
06:00 <Saemon> yeast infection much
06:00 <dematerialised> i like the smell
06:00 <dematerialised> make me hungry
06:00 <Saemon> u got a fetish for that sorta stuff?
10:00 <Maurice> Why isn't he dead
10:00 <Saemon> wow charlize theron looks better now then she did in 1997
11:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> nooo dematerialised 
11:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> dont do it man
11:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> its troll's temptation, dont fall for it
13:00 <simba> Secret Man
16:00 <doctor> secret asian man
17:00 <simba> jackie chan is: secret asian manm
18:00 <Serenity> i am watching witches of eastwick
18:00 <Serenity> i have no idea whats happening
19:00 <Maurice> WILL AND GRACE YOU WHORE
20:00 <Serenity> fuck will and grace
20:00 <Maurice> I would
20:00 <Maurice> Theyre both attractive
20:00 <CannibalClown> nope
21:00 <simba> wow thats weird i was going to say i was watching will and grace
21:00 <Maurice> Karen in the beginning doesn't have the same personality
21:00 <Maurice> She has a normal voice
21:00 <Serenity> shes better with the squeeky
22:00 <Maurice> She really is
22:00 <Maurice> Her best friends, jack and jim
23:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> japanese women have squeeky voice orgasms
23:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> i heard
23:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of re-runs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what I don't get is everyone's obsession with seinfeld still
24:00 <Bastardly_One> i noticed the other day that's back on
24:00 <Maurice> Who ever mentions that
24:00 <Maurice> Other than nobody
24:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> theyre trapped in time and never grow up
25:00 <Bastardly_One> people must watch it though
25:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_Secret_Man
25:00 <BlackDevil> did you
25:00 <BlackDevil> feel
25:00 <BlackDevil> the
25:00 <BlackDevil> earthquake?
25:00 <BlackDevil> because i didnt
25:00 <Maurice> LOVE TONIGHT
26:00 <cola> whats a good brand frontloader washign machine
26:00 <cola> need to buy one tomorrow
26:00 <Maurice> Oh, thats Lion King
26:00 <BlackDevil> or a rape song Maurice
26:00 <Maurice> I have a front loader
26:00 <Maurice> Both washing machine/dryer and dryer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a quake just sth of LA
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you've the money to live there ... so wasn't that one right?
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah my carefactor is low
27:00 <cola> Im thinking of that Bosch brand front loader
27:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> BlackDevil, yes i felt the qake
27:00 <Maurice> Mines LG
27:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> i was here chatting in channel
27:00 <cola> how long you had it
27:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> first time i actually felt it
28:00 <Maurice> I dont recommened the washer dryer combo
28:00 <cola> i already have a seperate dryer
28:00 <Bastardly_One> happened about 12hrs ago yeah?
28:00 <Maurice> I do too, the combo is shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> are you guys seriously just sth of LA?
28:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> last time when i felt it was 2001 3.2 quake 
28:00 <cola> whats wrong with them out of interest?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just answer y or n?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> only one i can find is the La Habra one
29:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> dont know about south of la
29:00 <Maurice> The dryer portion is evaporative, it takes over 2 hours to dry anything
29:00 <cola> lol
29:00 <cola> yeah thats bullshit
29:00 <Maurice> Plus, being a front loader the seals die too quick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> A magnitude-5.1 earthquake struck La Habra Friday night, about an hour after a magnitude-3.6 quake hit the same area
30:00 <BlackDevil> oh you dont tell me penis?
30:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> whats the dif btw front and top loading
30:00 <BlackDevil> felt
30:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> how is it better
30:00 <cola> they say that front loaders are better on your clothes
31:00 <Maurice> How is that bullshit? I'm telling you my experience
31:00 <cola> clothes on clothes tumbling, rather than the spindle 
31:00 <Maurice> Who gives a fuck about the clothes if the seals fuck up every 2 yrs
31:00 <cola> Maurice, figure of sopeech, not actual blullshit, sorry mate, i mean i agree with ya
31:00 <Maurice> Mine is 5yrs old and have had someone out 3 times
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you do eventually if your clothes get ripped up enough time by spindles though
32:00 <cola> ill get the extended warranty i think
32:00 <Maurice> I'm happy to buy new clothes..
32:00 <simba> nice backtracking cola 
32:00 <simba> lolol
32:00 <Maurice> I got extended, 5 yr warranty
32:00 <BlackDevil> i have to poop Maurice
33:00 <Maurice> Thats awesome..
33:00 <cola> i love the toplader one i have, its all metal, metal sturdy lide, its a USA made whilpool i think
33:00 <cola> 9 kg or something
33:00 <Maurice> I wish I had kept my toploader
33:00 <cola> dads had his for 11 yrs, without a problem
33:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note ... I think I just broke my own record ... a pack of 12 twirls in aprox 5 mins
33:00 <Serenity> i hate front loaders
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps*
34:00 <Maurice> Me too, Serenity
34:00 <Q{{_other_man> me too
34:00 <cola> the laundrey in the new house only is setup for front loader, its a nice new marble benchtop aswell
34:00 <Q{{_other_man> cant open during wash cycle to check
34:00 <Maurice> Yet I live with one, you can't add anything to it
34:00 <yehmate> i love it when i killed that nigger
34:00 <cola> figured id just get one
34:00 <Maurice> Unless you turn it off and it drains
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ah of course
34:00 <Serenity> FUCK
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be fucking annoying
34:00 <cola> everyone with frontloaders tell me they stuff up alot too
34:00 <Maurice> Rofl
35:00 <BlackDevil> noexpire fail
35:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought of that with front end loaders
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I plan to get one anytime soon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the top end one here is fucking awesome
36:00 <Serenity> i usually end up with about 50 things i want to throw in last minute
36:00 <Serenity> cant do that with a front loaded
36:00 <Maurice> When mine finally kicks the bucket, I'm getting a top loader again
37:00 <Maurice> I drill my kids from 3pm 'I'm doing washing, put everything in now'
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and that works?
37:00 <Maurice> Yes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, you're doing well
38:00 <Maurice> And I don't have to add anything 5 mins in
38:00 <Maurice> Coz I cant
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, yeah i see your point now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> blond moment
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or just fucking old and senile
38:00 <cola> toploaders are good, i like that you can open them and speed them up in the settings if you want quickly, not all electronic like the front loaders
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this top end is totally digital
39:00 <Loof> washing machine discussion zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck it washes shit WELL
39:00 <Bonny> night all... :)
39:00 <Maurice> I can do a 30 min wash, or a rinse and spin on mine
39:00 <Maurice> But not being able to add anything is an issue
39:00 <Maurice> Plus the seal thing
39:00 <cola> ill go the extended warranty like you did for sure
40:00 <Maurice> Yay, made Loof leave
41:00 <Bastardly_One> He's been quiet of late
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd you people do to him?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> read this?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this is fucked up/crazy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ijreview.com/2014/03/124448-life-paradise-men-n-korea-now-required-wear-hair-like-dear-leader/
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally rid of fb
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> my reason was nothing so i just typed 'Explain nothing, eat a dick steak, this whole Fuckbook has become a great big place to steal information. Suck my cock cunts.'
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P :P :P
45:00 <simba> good 1 m8
45:00 <simba> life is out there *points above the monitor*
46:00 <simba> not in there *points at a bunch of dickheads using facebook day and night*
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you pointing at your irc jono?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT POINT
46:00 <simba> no irc is on my monitor
46:00 <cola> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> RUDE
46:00 <simba> it does not float above it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> my irc is my girlfriend
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pointing above his basement
46:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
47:00 <cola> facebook is becoming boring, people who flat out talk on it everytime they fart are full bloen tossers 
47:00 <CannibalClown> above the basement is where his mum lives
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
47:00 <simba> huh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl have mums?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and his mum has a life
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he hear's it above his head everyday
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *hears it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... that's how he knows
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta watch more Wives Of IRC
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> good show
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
48:00 <simba> imagine if there was a bachelor for irc and instead of giving a rose you gave ops
48:00 <simba> Will you accept these Ops?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> BANNED!
48:00 <Q{{_other_man> Cougars of IRC is way to go
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of like when #chapel existed
48:00 <Q{{_other_man> more thrilling
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and half the admin were priests
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry that was the first second of irc bachelor featuring Picard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I married a ms_bitch in there
49:00 <Bastardly_One> perfect match made in trolling heaven
49:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Will you accept this tub of ice cream?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that was it Pandas
49:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was I doing?
49:00 <Maurice> I'm an IRC wife, I wish I was interesting
49:00 <Bastardly_One> was fun though
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
49:00 <simba> Will you accept this tube of paste
50:00 <Maurice> No.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Will you just make me coffee
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> someone
50:00 <Serenity> it puts the lotion on its skin
50:00 <Maurice> Also no
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO PICARD, I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR COPS!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, will you make me a sandwich instead of eating them all the time bitch?
50:00 <cola> who is the hottest looking austnet irc girl of all time?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, he was being civil tonight
50:00 <simba> me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> was weird
51:00 <Bastardly_One> liar!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Next time on the Adventures of Andy Pedo, will she or wont she allow herself to be stalked and cocksnapped for all to see?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *twirls*
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> All will be revealed.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that could of been it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he was trying to chat someone up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I cock blocked him with random bullshit
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Due to the continuously shrinkin' Andy Pedo penis, this episode cannot be errect
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Please ring Bron for further instructions.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this episode cannot be erect
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason that was funnier than it should of been
53:00 <Bastardly_One> to me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fucking enter key ... get out of the way of my fingers
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol\
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need more of this green stuff the jamaican police have
54:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it like over there?
54:00 <simba> whats the green like in adelaide??
54:00 <simba> its like the chocolate in swizerland
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's so hot, black dudes peal their skin off
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting some excellent shit and this part of the state and melbourne is meant to be in a drought
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno how John Candy made it so long
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy feet fat motherfucker
54:00 <Q{{_other_man> http://www.newscientist.com/special/stuff
55:00 <Bastardly_One> i'm just a mazzarti in a world of Kia's
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmm two shit movies
56:00 <Bastardly_One> TMNTs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and Capt America - the winter soldier
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see both
00:00 <Bastardly_One> J
00:00 <Bastardly_One> try this and tell me if it works
00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/983628_644271375646000_93250503_n.jpg
06:00 <Q{{_other_man> try that on me and u get a blood nose
07:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=685421164835846&set=vb.149874618390506&type=2&theater
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love this fucken movie
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> carlito's way
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM READY! YOU THINK YOU BIG TIME?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU GONNA FUCKEN DIIIEE BIG TIME!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> HERE COME THE PAIN!
08:00 <Q{{_other_man> thats reminds
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he walks out
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody is there
09:00 <Q{{_other_man> anyone rated Excessive yet
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's Excessive?
09:00 <suprubberduck> supbrotherquack
10:00 <simba> rated him how?
12:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.imgur.com/HxdJYOz.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Q{{_other_man> thats why ppl invented clothes too
13:00 <Q{{_other_man> i rate Excessive 8.2
14:00 <BlackDevil> thats why i dont wear clothes
16:00 <Q{{_other_man> BlackDevil, what was the rating of lastnights quake?
17:00 <BlackDevil> 5.1
17:00 <BlackDevil> scary
17:00 <BlackDevil> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <Q{{_other_man> oh pretty high
17:00 <Q{{_other_man> i was sitting in my delux chair
18:00 <Q{{_other_man> crossed legs and got pins and needles
18:00 <BlackDevil> i was driving
18:00 <Q{{_other_man> i couldnt get out
18:00 <Q{{_other_man> lol
19:00 <simba> classic
25:00 <simba> fuck yea crystal palace u guys rock!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Excessive> k
32:00 <Excessive> happ-e bitchin n all that
32:00 <Excessive> l8ers
37:00 <simba> DreamSeller used to maturbate to pictures of dame edna everage
37:00 <simba> then when animated gifs started becoming big in the early 2000s he got tennis elbow
37:00 <simba> then when broadband hit his head exploded
38:00 <DreamSeller> mmm dame edna 
40:00 <suprubberduck> LOL
40:00 <suprubberduck> aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
40:00 <suprubberduck> this nutter
41:00 <suprubberduck> txt me he's goin to cut my head off
41:00 <suprubberduck> kinda reason i shut down fb, nayway i keep calling him babe and bro then baby honey relax bro
41:00 <suprubberduck> i think i broke his mind
42:00 <simba> its all fun and games until youre found on your bathroom floor with a chainsaw next to your body and your head in the toilet
42:00 <DreamSeller> 0r trying to eat a burger. 
43:00 <suprubberduck> ROFL
43:00 <suprubberduck> dude
44:00 <suprubberduck> this guy is the reason i ditched 2 friends last nite
45:00 <suprubberduck> waitin all night for him to come and cut my head off just because im soulies with his x gf he went to prison for bashing her half death
45:00 <suprubberduck> clao ckao
45:00 <simba> soulies
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <suprubberduck> its all fun and games simba till you grow fucking balls bro and stand up to these dudes
45:00 <suprubberduck> clal em baby girl n make them agro 
45:00 <simba> sounds like u r poking the bear
45:00 <simba> dont be surprised if the bear gets mad
46:00 <suprubberduck> yurr
46:00 <simba> is that the same guy that knocked u out at the tram station ??
46:00 <suprubberduck> im sure this guy tyson is going to attack me when his mo is bashing his x
46:00 <simba> or is that a whole new kettle of fish...
46:00 <simba> what even is that expression
46:00 <suprubberduck> he can poke my bum bum with his thumb
47:00 <suprubberduck> i could swing maybe, dunno about goat arse like him but a thumbinabum might feel good dood
47:00 <Q{{_other_man> use pump to increase thumb size 
47:00 <simba> huh
47:00 <Q{{_other_man> not the hammer dude
47:00 <suprubberduck> im launchin my fb again
47:00 <suprubberduck> bbs
47:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <suprubberduck> gonna have heapsa fun
48:00 <simba> didnt you delete it an hour ago
48:00 <simba> dont bait people into coming and killing you man
48:00 <simba> it wont end well
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you can just deactivate it for a certain time
48:00 <Bastardly_One> someone on my list deletes her FB every university semester
49:00 <simba> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
54:00 <simba> yea but the point is panda should not be going back on after 1 hour to keep trolling some guy into coming over and murdering him
55:00 <simba> suprubberduck think about ur future
55:00 <suprubberduck> no
55:00 <suprubberduck> im gonna wear a white blouse over an orange skirt
55:00 <suprubberduck> so he can take me take me take me 
55:00 <suprubberduck> hahahahaha
55:00 <simba> white and orange go wonderfully well
56:00 <suprubberduck> yea well
56:00 <suprubberduck> anyway
56:00 <suprubberduck> dillinger
56:00 <suprubberduck> is about to get shot dead in this movie.
56:00 <simba> dillinger escape plan??
56:00 <suprubberduck> like I care about a goat arse.
56:00 <suprubberduck> u ever let goat arse get to you bro
57:00 <suprubberduck> may aswell be a chick.
57:00 <simba> goatse.cx
57:00 <suprubberduck> no
57:00 <suprubberduck> goat arse
57:00 <suprubberduck> that's what this guy is
58:00 <simba> is he a
58:00 <simba> SLAAAAAAAAAVE
58:00 <simba> 4 U
59:00 <suprubberduck> he's a con
59:00 <suprubberduck> goat arse
59:00 <simba> his names con?
59:00 <simba> con the greek
00:00 <suprubberduck> no
00:00 <suprubberduck> x con
00:00 <suprubberduck> killed her half to death
00:00 <suprubberduck> guess im not allowed to be friends with whom ever I want
00:00 <suprubberduck> but in the nick
00:00 <suprubberduck> he was goat arse
01:00 <suprubberduck> always going to be a dirty
01:00 <suprubberduck> dirty, filthy goat arse.
08:00 <simba> so why keep this person in ur life...
14:00 <suprubberduck> i dont know him
14:00 <suprubberduck> he can fuck off
14:00 <suprubberduck> she's my mate
14:00 <suprubberduck> i dont give a shit about the dude
15:00 <suprubberduck> not goin to get my feelings hurt over some shitcunt wants to scare me.
15:00 <suprubberduck> Ichoose my friends.
15:00 <suprubberduck> Don't get told by nobody who I can and cannot be friends with.
16:00 <suprubberduck> simple
17:00 <simba> if u dont give a shit about him why poke him thru facebook ,, thats just beggin 4 a paddlin!
23:00 <suprubberduck> I'm the bear.
23:00 <suprubberduck> i get locked up 31st
24:00 <suprubberduck> so happy sunday for me
24:00 <simba> 4 how long
24:00 <suprubberduck> it's not Monday yet
25:00 <suprubberduck> how would I know
25:00 <simba> can i use ur panda nick while ur in the slammer
25:00 <suprubberduck> it's always on the day the judge decides
25:00 <suprubberduck> tbh
25:00 <suprubberduck> i dont give a shit
25:00 <suprubberduck> but im betting
25:00 <suprubberduck> much as im paying
25:00 <suprubberduck> ill get a non conviction.
26:00 <suprubberduck> ace in the hole bro
27:00 <suprubberduck> but if I do
27:00 <suprubberduck> I'll give you my pw to my fb to this and have the funnest time :P
27:00 <simba> this isnt for the keyed car i s it
27:00 <suprubberduck> that
27:00 <suprubberduck> no
27:00 <suprubberduck> that's a fine
28:00 <simba> did u bash a kunt
28:00 <suprubberduck> no
28:00 <suprubberduck> not bash
29:00 <suprubberduck> put him on the ground ina sec n my knees into his neck n ruint his face
29:00 <suprubberduck> funny, i dunno why i didnt talk about this already
29:00 <suprubberduck> still, dont hit chicks
30:00 <suprubberduck> so i dont care
30:00 <suprubberduck> im gonna have this smoke b4 i drool all over it dude
30:00 <suprubberduck> n Jase my neighbour just came in thought I was asleep, got fkn glasses on man LOL
35:00 <bored_biATCHHH> wakey wakeyyyyy
36:00 <simba> hi mish
36:00 <bored_biATCHHH> hallo
37:00 <Bitchslap> hi
37:00 <simba> hows your 2014 out of 10 so far
38:00 <simba> i want a round figure no fucking decimal places
38:00 <Bitchslap> 5
38:00 <bored_biATCHHH> 7
39:00 <simba> i was hoping to see at least one 8
39:00 <bored_biATCHHH> not yet =p
39:00 <bored_biATCHHH> but tha year is young~
39:00 <Q{{_other_man> BlackDevil, i liveleak u: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=31f_1396097529
39:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: This guy spent 2850 hours, and $85,000 to make this HUGE 1:2 Scale Kenworth Semi Trailer Truck. (Date: Mar-27-2014, 5 hours ago) - Views: 1738 - Played: 1783
40:00 <simba> 4:1)
42:00 <simba> GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
42:00 <simba> ZE ARSENOL
59:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
06:00 <suprubberduck> 5 fkn 33am
06:00 <suprubberduck> ffs
09:00 <Q{{_other_man> u got some folk dance videos FolkDancer 
10:00 <FolkDancer> no Q{{_other_man :(
10:00 <Q{{_other_man> check youtube
10:00 <simba> `seen ARSENAL
10:00 <prowl> simba, I don't remember seeing ARSENAL.
10:00 <Q{{_other_man> need videos so u can watch in ur old age
10:00 <Q{{_other_man> when u cant dance anymore
11:00 <FolkDancer> i know i watch bulgarian folk dance ensemble masters
11:00 <FolkDancer> i prefer from sofia region
12:00 <Q{{_other_man> i not dance often
12:00 <Q{{_other_man> i freak ppl out with my dance
12:00 <FolkDancer> i stopped in 1998 dancing due to a stroke
13:00 <Q{{_other_man> they havent got u back dancing again
13:00 <Q{{_other_man> oh
13:00 <FolkDancer> i'm partially paralyzed on left side
13:00 <FolkDancer> so its hard to dance with only 1 good leg
14:00 <Q{{_other_man> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGPhpvqtOc
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screamin Jay Hawkins - I put a spell on you (Nov 17, 2007) 3:25 - Category: Music - 2,578,861 views - 10,777 likes (98.2%), 198 dislikes (1.8%)
15:00 <Q{{_other_man> oh they can reroute nerves to overcome paralysis now
16:00 <simba> anyone seen the kevin spacey movie THE BIG KAHUNA
16:00 <simba> ?
16:00 <FolkDancer> nope
20:00 <simba> me neither
25:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fez7oWW8y8Y
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whispering Jack Smith - Whispering (May 9, 2008) 2:40 - Category: Music - 64,360 views - 192 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
27:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> any bored girls around?
27:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> how about it simba?
28:00 <simba> no girl is bored enough 2 talk 2 u m8
28:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> u good at pretending bored girl?
29:00 <simba> what
29:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> u can be the bored girl
29:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> i be whispering jack
29:00 <simba> keep me out of your fantasies bloody yank!!!
29:00 <simba> or ill get LOS ZITA onto you
29:00 <simba> LOS ZETA****
29:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> fine then
29:00 <simba> highly trained mexican terrorists
30:00 <simba> trained by your people of course
30:00 <simba> good one
30:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> arent theyre more like drug smuggling specialist
30:00 <simba> drug smuggling, child beheading, women raping
30:00 <simba> its all good at LOS ZETA
31:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> what theyre doing in terrorism, thats afghanni market
31:00 <simba> you are the biggest (fattest) terrorists of the lot mate
31:00 <simba> dont go pointing the finger at the towel heads
31:00 <simba> its the fat white men that are pulling everything down
31:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> i can go for big but not fat
31:00 <simba> thanks a lot Q{{_Whispering_Jack
32:00 <simba> terrorist (plural terrorists). A person, group, or organization that uses violent action, or the threat of violent action, to further political goals
32:00 <simba> aka USA
32:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> not american fault for mexican to go along with it
33:00 <suprubberduck> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg7xDVLtapo
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac- Runnin ft. Notorious B.I.G. (May 24, 2007) 4:04 - Category: Music - 6,796,337 views - 24,901 likes (98.8%), 295 dislikes (1.2%)
33:00 <suprubberduck> dunno y i wanted to hear this but it toitally fits
33:00 <suprubberduck> and now this bitch is going for fucking nothing bbs
33:00 <simba> <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> not american fault for mexican to go along with it - thats like training your dog to bite strangers, then saying its not your fault if they bite strangers
33:00 <simba> fucking americans
46:00 <suprubberduck> oh my god
46:00 <suprubberduck> bitches be fucking stupid
46:00 <suprubberduck> simba
46:00 <suprubberduck> ill show u this pic of me loren took right
50:00 <simba> kgo
51:00 <suprubberduck> oh ffffffsssake
51:00 <suprubberduck> now
52:00 <suprubberduck> "ur so cute"
52:00 <suprubberduck> wtf is wrong with bitches
52:00 <simba> men prolly
52:00 <suprubberduck> well thanks to that dude
52:00 <suprubberduck> Sage Francis shouold take a shit on his face
23:00 <shadsam> morning
35:00 <shadsam> meow
46:00 <shadsam> ...
48:00 <shadsam> ...
52:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
53:00 <shadsam> strong one
54:00 <suprubberduck> what the fuck
54:00 <suprubberduck> simba
54:00 <suprubberduck> i swear
54:00 <suprubberduck> ima go fucking poofter soon
54:00 <suprubberduck> hahahahaha
54:00 <shadsam> simbas a faggott
03:00 <suprubberduck> fucken hell
03:00 <suprubberduck> this guy has been asleep since early last nite
03:00 <suprubberduck> im knockin
03:00 <suprubberduck> gotta get my money off him
03:00 <suprubberduck> fffs
24:00 <Lumeah> Wispering jack my ass  lol
25:00 <Rak> :o
25:00 <Rak> you can't say bad things about farnsy
25:00 <Lumeah> no i can't and won't but i can about Q lol
27:00 <Rak> Q?
28:00 <Lumeah> Q{{
28:00 <Rak> oh!
28:00 <Rak> yeh you can totes say bad things about him :)
30:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <Jeep> big fat cock
31:00 <Lumeah> Tight little pussy 
32:00 <shadsam> simbas a faggott
32:00 <Lumeah> lol
32:00 <Lumeah> hi shads
32:00 <shadsam> hi
05:00 <suprubberduck> fkn
10:00 <Lumeah> who?
14:00 <bored_biATCHHH> morninggggg
17:00 <Lumeah> Morning ;) 
34:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> :D
37:00 <Q{{_Whispering_Jack> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fez7oWW8y8Y
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whispering Jack Smith - Whispering (May 9, 2008) 2:40 - Category: Music - 64,370 views - 192 likes (98.5%), 3 dislikes (1.5%)
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> are there any bored distressed maiden in channel?
47:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> pls pm me
23:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> here they come
23:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> new shift
25:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
25:00 <Lumeah> naughhty qa
27:00 <BillyGoat> Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith
27:00 <BillyGoat> you found a date on here yet
27:00 <mr_ducati> fuk up? wtf dope cant type
29:00 <BillyGoat> mr_ducati another faggot
34:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> not yet BillyGoat 
34:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i gonna work on bored_biATCHHH
35:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> serenita is unapproachable BillyGoat 
35:00 <Lumeah> please do
35:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> oh hai Lumeah 
35:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> how is it going?
37:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> BillyGoat, pls only approach chicks with nick from R to Z
37:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> leave the rest to me
37:00 <BillyGoat> lol
37:00 <Lumeah> pppppppphtttttttt
38:00 <BillyGoat> i dont approach any chicjs on ere
38:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> more for me then
47:00 <Lumeah> hi Nikky`
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah :o)
48:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> good pick Lumeah 
48:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i think Nikky` is bi
49:00 <mr_ducati> billygoat only approaches men
49:00 <Lumeah> q{{ GET FUCKED
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <Lumeah> well then she has twice the feild to chose from :P
50:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> rude word text high light!
50:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> thats what i mean
50:00 <Nikky`> I am no bi
50:00 <Nikky`> *not
50:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> tri then?
51:00 <Lumeah> Nikky` we'll just stuff him in a bag now shall we ?
51:00 <Lumeah> save time later
51:00 <Nikky`> If it stops him ever typing again. sure
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> noo dont do that
52:00 <Lumeah> thats the point
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> bag is dark, scary and lonely
52:00 <Lumeah> exactaly
52:00 <Lumeah> and there is no power supply
53:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> it be boring, nothing for me to do
53:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> where i go to pee and stuff?
54:00 <BillyGoat> you be in your nappy
54:00 <BillyGoat> the beg is your nappy
54:00 <BillyGoat> bag
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
54:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> it have to be changed sometimes
54:00 <BillyGoat> its non disposible in your case
54:00 <Lumeah> nope
54:00 <BillyGoat> how ever spell it 
55:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> whats with ppl chucking used nappies on roads
55:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> that is just disgusting
55:00 <BillyGoat> for you too pick up
56:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> dont be cruel Lumeah 
57:00 <BillyGoat> i think you should make Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith pick up all those dirty nappies by the road and stuff them in the bag with himself too keep him packed in tight
57:00 <BillyGoat> fragile goods
58:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i would flame throw it
58:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> then run
58:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> dont want to smell it
08:00 <Nikky`> Already - it be gym time bye
08:00 <Nikky`> Alrighty aso
08:00 <Nikky`> also
08:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> ok firm up ur buttocks and tummy
09:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i want to do feel test after
09:00 <BillyGoat> my dick Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith
09:00 <BillyGoat> is 1 inch length
09:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> thats tiny BillyGoat 
10:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> what happened to the rest?
10:00 <doctor> merca! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhITpTtG888
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagle CRASH at ORU (Aug 21, 2013) 0:14 - Category: Comedy - 1,363,935 views - 1,975 likes (82.3%), 424 dislikes (17.7%)
10:00 <BillyGoat> never had no more
11:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> what was all that about doctor 
11:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> was it a robotic bird?
12:00 <doctor> yes, yes it was
12:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> software crash?
13:00 <doctor> it became sentient and discovered that its life simply was not worth living
14:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> my chandelier will be something like this
14:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> till i get sick of it
14:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_citFkSNtk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Festo AirJelly (Apr 22, 2008) 1:41 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,031,594 views - 1,825 likes (98.4%), 30 dislikes (1.6%)
15:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3-wIICjAhE
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Festo - Air_ray (Nov 16, 2010) 1:35 - Category: Science and Technology - 148,202 views - 397 likes (99%), 4 dislikes (1%)
17:00 <BillyGoat> fuk off Pyro-
17:00 <doctor> that's more art than science
17:00 <Pyro-> nope
17:00 <Pyro-> you
17:00 <BillyGoat> i got water cunt
17:00 <Pyro-> you have a cunt full of water?
17:00 <BillyGoat> sure do
18:00 <Pyro-> might want to see a gynocologist about that
18:00 <BillyGoat> gonna poor all over you
18:00 <BillyGoat> pour
18:00 <Pyro-> not only was it lame, you added extra typo 
20:00 <BillyGoat> oh im so hurt by your opinion
20:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> what about this doctor 
20:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnR8fDW3Ilo
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Festo - SmartBird (Mar 22, 2011) 1:48 - Category: Science and Technology - 2,313,491 views - 6,442 likes (99.3%), 45 dislikes (0.7%)
20:00 <Pyro-> obviously .. or else you would never have said fuck off pyro after a line in another channel
21:00 <Pyro-> i see how not hurt by it you are
21:00 <BillyGoat> huh?
21:00 <Pyro-> it takes a strong soul to get over something so essentially simple
21:00 <BillyGoat> lol
22:00 <BillyGoat> you got a pretty bad understanding of people if ya rekon anyone would be bothered by that son 
22:00 <doctor> are they filled with helium?
22:00 <BillyGoat> filled with heroin
22:00 <Pyro-> well i figured the majority of people would not be effected.. yet, you couldn't refrain from your reaction
23:00 <Ana_Ng> affected
23:00 <Pyro-> yeah, either works .. being affected is an effect
23:00 <BillyGoat> typo
23:00 <Ana_Ng> oh sorry
24:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not an either works situation, but nice save attempt
25:00 <Pyro-> not that bothered .. 
25:00 <Pyro-> beats living in the arctic
26:00 <Ana_Ng> how would you know
26:00 <Ana_Ng> and i how would i know
27:00 <Pyro-> well true.. never lived there myself .. i suppose you'd get used to the ice and snow and general surroundings of white after a while
27:00 <Ana_Ng> probably; i don't live in the arctic
27:00 <Pyro-> close enough
27:00 <Ana_Ng> there's also the 24-hour sunlight days
29:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. quite glary off the white surrounds, and still a max temperature of freezing or below
29:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no
29:00 <Ana_Ng> are you this stupid all the time or just today?
29:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha
29:00 <BillyGoat> he is dumb
30:00 <BillyGoat> how does the ice melt if its below 0
30:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> another smart bird
30:00 <BillyGoat> or freezing
30:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3nd79p30R0
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smart Bird Plays Dead To Get Away Video (Jan 13, 2014) 1:02 - Category: Pets and Animals - 238 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <Pyro-> all the time .. keeps the conversation going
30:00 <BillyGoat> Pyro- you sound like one of them boring know it alls
30:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7V1SUGFSw0
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Birds Drop Dead in Arkansas AGAIN! (Jan 2, 2014) 5:44 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,418 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <Pyro-> i'm only typing.. it only makes a small tapping sound
31:00 <Ana_Ng> the average high in Fort Yukon, Alaska is 22.9C in July
31:00 <Ana_Ng> record high is 36
33:00 <Pyro-> previous/future
33:00 <Pyro-> brain fart
33:00 <Ana_Ng> you're the one who brought it up
34:00 <Pyro-> nah not really.. i brought up very vague topics with some innaccuracy and you have dedicated the last few minutes of your life to proving me wrong
34:00 <Pyro-> congrats
34:00 <Ana_Ng> it must be tough being a failed know-it-all
34:00 <Pyro-> searched for all the facts and all, to copy/paste just to make yourself feel that little bit better about yourself
34:00 <Pyro-> i hope it's super rewarding
34:00 <doctor> It's a sign Q. God is letting us know how unhappy he is with us
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i see, pyro, you can dish it out, but you can't take it
35:00 <BillyGoat> pyro- pretty much what you tried to do with me
35:00 <Pyro-> gives you a warm fuzzy inside
35:00 <BillyGoat> because i said get fucked to get a reaction out of you
35:00 <BillyGoat> got a fairly lengthy one
36:00 <Pyro-> i'm just wasting time while my current load of washing finishes, so i can stick it in the dryer and put another load of washing in the washing machine, and then go out and socialise with some people in person
36:00 <BillyGoat> yes at the pub
36:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mate, im a hero i socialise at the pub
37:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. it'd be a boring 10 mins or so if i just ignored it .. kept the two of you occupied for a while
37:00 <BillyGoat> we must be the high of your life then'
37:00 <Pyro-> kept me occupied for a while
37:00 <Pyro-> you are!! how did you know?
37:00 <BillyGoat> do you only wash your clothes once a month?
38:00 <Pyro-> apart from work clothes, yeah about that
38:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPKY1pFyqu8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A 21st century bike (May 31, 2013) 2:39 - Category: News and Politics - 1,865,678 views - 2,773 likes (84%), 530 dislikes (16%)
38:00 <BillyGoat> you musnt go out much then 
38:00 <BillyGoat> or shower
38:00 <Pyro-> have enough to keep me going for a long time.. why wash the same set of clothes to wear week in and week out
39:00 <Pyro-> that doesn;t even make sense
39:00 <BillyGoat> you have dirty clothes sittin there piled up for a month 
39:00 <BillyGoat> lazy
39:00 <Pyro-> i have a lot of spare clothes, and mostly only wear my work clothes through the week .. 
39:00 <BillyGoat> spose ya dont get dirty drivin a truck
39:00 <Pyro-> they get washed weekly .. i have about 30 other shirts and shorts/pants that barely get warn
40:00 <BillyGoat> you puttin ya work clothes on to go to the pub?
40:00 <Pyro-> and even when i do wear them, it's only for an hour or two if i go to a movie or out to dinner etc, and can often be used a second time or more
41:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYwRMEomJMM
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: a very smart bird (Mar 7, 2010) 1:32 - Category: Pets and Animals - 41,265 views - 178 likes (95.2%), 9 dislikes (4.8%)
41:00 <BillyGoat> you sound pretty lazy
41:00 <Pyro-> no, even with all the laundry i'm doing, i still i have a clean and dry set of clothes to wear for the couple hours i will be there playing pool and chatting with friends
42:00 <BillyGoat> dont pick it out the wrong pile eh
42:00 <Pyro-> i am lazy.. not lazy enough to sit on my arse all day wearing dirty clothes .. but, i do tend to wait until it's nescessary, to do things.. i don't just do things for the hell of wasting time .. i got irc for that
43:00 <BillyGoat> your wasting yout time justifying yourself to me 
43:00 <Pyro-> well, due to the mass washing today, the remaining dirty piles are in the laundry .. i can only pick out of the draw, or the freshly cleaned pile
43:00 <Pyro-> havn't bothered to fold the clean stuff yet
44:00 <Pyro-> that can be this evening's task
44:00 <Pyro-> i checked the machine before, i still have a few minutes to wait
44:00 <BillyGoat> is that what your going to talk about to your so called friends?
44:00 <BillyGoat> about your washing duties
44:00 <Pyro-> i'm not justifying, i'm just informing honestly of my situation
45:00 <BillyGoat> you just wrote a novel about how you do your washing, is your life that sad and boring
45:00 <Pyro-> no, i'm pretty sure amongst us, we can come up with other topics at the time
45:00 <Pyro-> you seem very interested in it at the moment, so i'll keep to the tpoic
45:00 <BillyGoat> i just wasting your time
45:00 <Pyro-> i suppose if any of my friends are as interested as you, i will have to repeat all of this to them as wqell
45:00 <BillyGoat> on purpose
47:00 <Pyro-> we'll probably end up talking about how bad we're going in the tipping comps, and then how bad we all are at pool as we have fun trying to play
12:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> back from walk
12:00 <couleurs> Y*ah B*ch
12:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> all the houses got dogs
12:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> some got a few dogs
12:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> 4-5
12:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> wtf
13:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> rare to see house without dogs
13:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> dog infested place
15:00 <couleurs> k
16:00 <milk> steal the dogs and ransom them to their owners
16:00 <Pyro-> steal them and fight them against each other for profit
16:00 <milk> betting ring?
17:00 <couleurs> steal the dogs and sell them  to china 
17:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. one of those
17:00 <Pyro-> if that fails.. get chickens
17:00 <Pyro-> or chickens v dogs
19:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> dog vs armoured cocks
19:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> 1 dog vs 3 armoured cocks
20:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> 3 armoured cocks vs couleurs 
21:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> lmao who would have thought im that funny
21:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> :D
21:00 <milk> couleurs is a nigger, he'll KFC the armoured cocks
24:00 <milk> meh
27:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> DreamSeller, im all cashed up
27:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> show me what u got
30:00 <couleurs> sell you're sole
40:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i sell Lumeah undies
42:00 <Lumeah> no you won't :p
43:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i would sell like hot cakes
43:00 <FredFlinstone> oooerrrr
44:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i got memory foam bed
44:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i wonder if they get memory foam undies too
44:00 <couleurs> pics
45:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i only got 1 pic of me
45:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i rarely ever take pics
45:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> which is not good
45:00 <Jeep> eat a bum
50:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> yes go the bum
53:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> pls be gentle on couleurs 
14:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
24:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> guys! u been too gentle on couleurs 
29:00 <couleurs> Yeh
29:00 <johninja> yeh
30:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda
31:00 <johninja> sup cooper
31:00 <johninja> i in melbourne now
31:00 <johninja> :D
32:00 <couleurs> picken me nose
32:00 <couleurs> whatchu doing
32:00 <couleurs> u wanna fifa
34:00 <johninja> hooked up with mel
34:00 <johninja> i guess i could fifa
35:00 <johninja> good net, ps3
35:00 <johninja> no fifa :(
35:00 <frayedknot> johninja hasn't been seen in these parts for a while
35:00 <johninja> this dude only has driving games
35:00 <couleurs> fag
35:00 <johninja> he's been busy doing stuff
35:00 <johninja> and chicks
35:00 <frayedknot> what, johninja has a life?
35:00 <johninja> one mainly
35:00 <johninja> haha
36:00 <johninja> looking after a baby too
36:00 <johninja> i dunno if tht counts as a life
36:00 <couleurs> can u go buy it thank's
37:00 <johninja> maybe piet will sell me his copy
37:00 <couleurs> yea go 2 cash pieterters
40:00 <johninja> need buds :(
40:00 <johninja> tommorow hopefully
41:00 <johninja> how is the family etc?
41:00 <couleurs> gr8 m8
42:00 <johninja> kutgw
43:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10157330_1434929823416056_446876354_n.jpg 
43:00 <johninja> what afl team should i go for?
44:00 <johninja> (not western bulldogs because my ex went for them, h8 those guys)
44:00 <Rak> sydney swans
44:00 <stebie> matt damon
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <couleurs> manchester unitered
45:00 <stebie> unuetered
45:00 <couleurs> :)
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> <-- seeking less demanding hotties
47:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> i got a question
47:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> why do women get bored so easilly
47:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> why must they have attentions all the times
48:00 <Serenity> Johnnnn
48:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> also be complimented all the times
49:00 <johninja> sezzzzzzzzzzz
50:00 <johninja> hows things?
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> anyone feel like answering my questions
51:00 <johninja> not much doing here, had a big one last night
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> my mystery of life
51:00 <johninja> my girls are sleeping
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> how many u got
51:00 <couleurs> pics
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> webcams
52:00 <johninja> maybe i need a new phone
52:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> from various angles pls
52:00 <johninja> no ok
52:00 <couleurs> pics
52:00 <johninja> bunch of creepy internet people perving on my gf and baby
53:00 <johninja> looks like swanns won
53:00 <johninja> i will support them this week
54:00 <johninja> oh right it was some replay
54:00 <johninja> :/
54:00 <johninja> paul rusw
55:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1972453_642007322539749_926494216_n.jpg 
57:00 <Serenity> we dont really have native trees that lose their leaves
57:00 <Serenity> i dont think
57:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> can cool down in shade or by water
57:00 <doctor> native trees and plants here look something vicious
58:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
58:00 <Serenity> [11:57am] <Serenity> we dont really have native trees that lose their leaves
58:00 <Serenity> [11:57am] <Serenity> i dont think
58:00 <Serenity> [11:57am] <Q{{_Secret_Man> can cool down in shade or by water
58:00 <Serenity> [11:57am] <Serenity> but fall is autumn
58:00 <Serenity> [11:58am] * Disconnected
59:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> this is what ice did to pine trees
59:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> drooped top of tree to near ground
59:00 <doctor> you spend a day in the dirt tackling the native flora and you're in for a fight
59:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn25320/dn25320-1_1200.jpg
59:00 <doctor> beautiful
00:00 <Loof> looks like dinosaurs have been rampaging
00:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> looks like they been thru scorching heat lol
00:00 <couleurs> coooool
01:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> and wilted
01:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> the weirdest realisation
01:00 <doctor> they must be tired, went through a wild ride
01:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> all that tree mass is mostly made from carbon
01:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> which is captured from air
01:00 <johninja> might go for a walk
01:00 <johninja> <3 u guys
02:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> over 95% of it
02:00 <doctor> fun facts #124387123
03:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> oh comeon matthew is not a troll
03:00 <doctor> true but he's easily baited and goes off on a tirade
04:00 <Loof> matthew is queen of the trolls
04:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> he is a good flirter
04:00 <Serenity> hes not a troll in the sense his story is fake hes a troll in the sense he riles everyone up and causes fights about nothing
04:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> isnt that a good skill
04:00 <Serenity> no
06:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> fun for everyone
10:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> earth quake
10:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> just happened
10:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> happening now
10:00 <doctor> earths pretty still here
10:00 <doctor> tell it to pipe down
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> doctor, what's wrong with me?
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> http://s261.photobucket.com/user/stas_1/media/me.jpg.html?sort=3&o=58
11:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> doctor: "it's ok, you're just Russian, it's a hereditary thing"
11:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <Loof> this cunt and his photos of himself
11:00 <Serenity> damn him
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I know, can't help myself Loof
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm a whore
12:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> what u charge?
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> no one else is putting up nakkid pics
12:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Q{{_Secret_Man: i've settled on a price
13:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> $10M
13:00 <Loof> and by M he means marshmallows
13:00 <Loof> so 10 marshmallows
13:00 <Loof> :P
13:00 <Q{{_Secret_Man> what up with him and his quits
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> rage quit :)
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> or maybe he had to have some private time with my photo
14:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I was a cute 4yr old
15:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcu4Bj3xEyI
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "What is in the sauce that is in the Big Mac?" (Jun 23, 2012) 2:30 - Category: Education - 3,337,906 views - 15,544 likes (94.6%), 893 dislikes (5.4%)
16:00 <doctor> I look nothing like I did when I was 4
16:00 <couleurs> better then teh real thang
18:00 <doctor> Do people recognise themselves if they were shown a picture of them as a child without someone telling them who it is?
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> doctor: depends I guess
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> apparently most of childhood memories are not real memories, just what you've been told and visualised
20:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> early early childhood that is*
23:00 <Defunct> witness testimony is the most unreliable source of evidence
24:00 <Serenity> and yet the rely so heavily on it in court
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> some people look exactly like their baby photos though
25:00 <doctor> yeah i can believe that
25:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> my cousin is like that
26:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Shadowgate: you haven't heard my joke yet...
26:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> two fish are in a tank... one turns to the other and asks.. do you know how to drive this thing?
27:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Q: why do they call a mexican midget a paragraph? A: because he's too short to be an esse(y)
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> that's low
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> even for you mR^KoLO
31:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> mrdanger
35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> does anyone use freenet?
35:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNulEa8LTHI
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volocopter VC200 First Flight (Nov 20, 2013) 2:56 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,611,565 views - 3,244 likes (96.2%), 127 dislikes (3.8%)
36:00 <Shadowgate> lol
38:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH2Zbo0KCxE
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: US Air force STEALTH UAV armed with LASER GUN named General Atomics Avenger (Jan 12, 2014) 6:09 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 256,351 views - 722 likes (77.2%), 213 dislikes (22.8%)
38:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> way to go robots
40:00 <couleurs> i'm a rowboat
52:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_Secret_Man
52:00 <BlackDevil> i didnt feel it
52:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
54:00 <couleurs> Bingo!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <DreamSeller> thats the only 5 letter word that would make a grandma say cunt 
57:00 <couleurs> wink
59:00 <BlackDevil> fuck you Q{{_Secret_Man
00:00 <BlackDevil> Shadowgate mate http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140326/640/daily_picdump_1489_640_10.jpg
02:00 <couleurs> RoYaLs
02:00 <TheRon> yeah
03:00 <TheRon> the cats won again
05:00 <couleurs> carn da cats
06:00 <TheRon> they are the greatest team of all
07:00 <DreamSeller> MORNING FUCK FACES
12:00 <couleurs> hi every body
12:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be your monkey wrench
12:00 <FwedFukstoner> TheRon!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <TheRon> yes!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <FwedFukstoner> how's it hangin?
12:00 <couleurs> flu fighters!!!!!
12:00 <TheRon> a little to the left
13:00 <TheRon> beer is the best flu fighter
13:00 <FwedFukstoner> I see
14:00 <TheRon> the scrotum is sticking a bit
14:00 <FwedFukstoner> oh please
14:00 <FwedFukstoner> sticky balls not my fave
14:00 <TheRon> tmi?
14:00 <FwedFukstoner> indeed :)
15:00 <TheRon> the cats won
15:00 <Scattered> if ya ballz are sticky she hasnt done her job
15:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:00 <TheRon> heavy drinking night last night
17:00 <Scattered> it was
17:00 <TheRon> just enjoying some recovery beers
18:00 <Scattered> they are always good TheRon
22:00 <Kelevra> Where's Picard? I miss him so much
22:00 <TheRon> i think i was pretty drunk last night i wasn't treating cleavage with the respect it deserves
23:00 <Kelevra> Aww Sif not love the boobs
23:00 <Excessive> lo Mel \o.
23:00 <TheRon> i was too much loving the boob
23:00 <Kelevra> Howdy Adrian 
24:00 <Kelevra> My boobs get cradled daily 
24:00 <CannibalClown> boobies
24:00 <TheRon> when your kid gets off do you reckon i cpould have a go??
24:00 <TheRon> :)
24:00 <Kelevra> Ircians are my weakness 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> melanie
24:00 <Bastardly_One> adrian
24:00 <Kelevra> Melanie!
25:00 <Kelevra> Hola
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is my name?
25:00 <Kelevra> Melanie or Jamie 
25:00 <Excessive> ohai Jamie \o.
25:00 <TheRon> B1
25:00 <Kelevra> :p
26:00 <TheRon> a lot of drinking and listening to nickleback went on last night
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... TheRon was right ... I get called that offline by people that know Me online too
26:00 <Kelevra> Gross
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
26:00 <xm> nickleback
26:00 <xm> awful
26:00 <Kelevra> I got drunk last night
26:00 <Kelevra> The other night I got so paro 
26:00 <xm> i would rather end up comatose from getting drunk than listen to nickleback
26:00 <Kelevra> Hi yon nigger 
27:00 <TheRon> i'm becoming a lightweight, i was in bed by 11
27:00 <Kelevra> I was in bed before nine
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
27:00 <Scattered> thats disgraceful TheRon
27:00 <TheRon> i know
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a song that makes me feel ill with the chorus
27:00 <DreamSeller> hello little spoon 
27:00 <johninja> :D
27:00 <johninja> haha
27:00 <Kelevra> Lmao 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a first ... called She's on the Rag
27:00 <DreamSeller> :D
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually shuddered at the chorus
28:00 <johninja> hows things man?
28:00 <TheRon> mind you i had about 4hrs sleep and played bowls from 9am till about 4 so i was knackered
28:00 <Kelevra> He told my dad that
28:00 <DreamSeller> hahahaha 
28:00 <Kelevra> I woke up as the little spoon 
28:00 <DreamSeller> I am fucking blazed too alll fuckery 
28:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
28:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, where at?
28:00 <TheRon> sebas
28:00 <johninja> lol we take turns
28:00 <DreamSeller> hhahah 
28:00 <TheRon> their big annual tourney
28:00 <Kelevra> You should be flattered 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this whole channel must of been fried last night ... seems a lot of people couldn't see the screen
29:00 <couleurs> Test
29:00 <BlackDevil> so no one felt the earthquake
29:00 <couleurs> Am I Onelined?
29:00 <johninja> i yam
29:00 <Kelevra> I'm an excellent spooner
29:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
29:00 <TheRon> the roast lunch was awesome
29:00 <johninja> hopefully i can get blazed tommoz
29:00 <Excessive> is it worth lookin at it Bastardly_One?
29:00 <Kelevra> Gimme roast
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is what worth looking at?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost already
30:00 <Kelevra> Spit roast
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw titties
30:00 <TheRon> i only do proper gravy, none of this gravox shit
30:00 <Kelevra> I did too
30:00 <Excessive> last nite's screen
30:00 <johninja> i felt boobies
30:00 <johninja> they were nice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
30:00 <Kelevra> John has a nice pair
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was
30:00 <johninja> in and around my mouth
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was quite entertaining for 10 mins
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then I got bored
30:00 <Kelevra> You're so gross
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <TheRon> i spent the night looking down chicks' tops
30:00 <Kelevra> Lets have sex
30:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
31:00 <Kelevra> Noooooo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, as ya do
31:00 <Bastardly_One> which pub?
31:00 <TheRon> a mate's place
31:00 <Kelevra> Why are you clothed?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was supposed to go see a band at the Lalor on Thurs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot all about it until last night
31:00 <Kelevra> Lalor is a hole
31:00 <TheRon> jaaaaaail break!
32:00 <Kelevra> Where are you living Bastardly_One ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so is the Peter Lalor hotel I'm talking about
32:00 <TheRon> it is but we're talking about the peter lalor hotel
32:00 <Bastardly_One> around the corner and up the road from TheRon
32:00 <johninja> i tried to go for the kiss but you blnked me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is where I live
32:00 <TheRon> kelevra do you know who peter lalor is?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> still in Ballarat
32:00 <johninja> prude
32:00 <Kelevra> Nope
32:00 <Kelevra> You're the prudent 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Peter Lalor is the reason we have a political system
32:00 <TheRon> he led the uprising at the eureka stockade
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and australian trade union laws
33:00 <johninja> ahh thats where i knew the nme from
33:00 <Kelevra> So he's a person who sounds boring 
33:00 <Kelevra> :/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for him we'd all still be raped by english policemen
33:00 <FwedFukstoner> wooohoooo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> simplistically
33:00 <FwedFukstoner> here she is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not you here too
33:00 <Kelevra> John is trying to pacify me with kisses
34:00 <BlackDevil> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you infecting another channel enough with your shit FwedFukstoner? fuck right off
34:00 <TheRon> sticking a tongue down a chick's throught is pacifying
34:00 <TheRon> throat
35:00 <Kelevra> I'm pacifying him with a shitty baby weeeeeeeeeeee
35:00 <TheRon> i've done the good uncle thing and changed nappies
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you know it's a baby conspiracy that taking a shit right after being done up right?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> look how they fucking grin when they do it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> all dressed and POOP!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a baby conspiracy
36:00 <Kelevra> She's making car noises and johns dry reaching 
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
37:00 <Kelevra> Babies are so precious 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how can anyone not like babies?
37:00 <Kelevra> I don't dig them 
38:00 <TheRon> babies intimidate me until they get to about 3 months old
38:00 <Bastardly_One> i love them ... because I can always give them back
38:00 <TheRon> best deal ever
38:00 <Kelevra> She's almost four months
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they love me for some reason ... probably the glasses thing
39:00 <TheRon> system of a down - byob
39:00 <Kelevra> Yeah she digs glasses 
39:00 <TheRon> love this song
39:00 <johninja> lol that was rank
39:00 <johninja> mudbutt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever you do don't listen to the new Steel Panther album
39:00 <TheRon> right
39:00 <TheRon> noted
40:00 <partay> wheres mew and her big tits?
40:00 <BlackDevil> in a bra
40:00 <Bastardly_One> biggest let down musically of the year so far
40:00 <TheRon> worse than anything by fall out boy??
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I like humour ... and they take the piss out of metal so well
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fall out boy *shudders*
41:00 <Kelevra> Why is she making farting noises
41:00 <johninja> i taught her that on our walk before
41:00 <johninja> i wait until i get out of the house and let rip
41:00 <johninja> then i can blame her
41:00 <Kelevra> Lol
42:00 <TheRon> better out than in
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this is a pic of most of us guys as babies
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1478918_10202835902169454_2117821052_n.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a serious question if anyone is up to answering it
43:00 <TheRon> i'll try
44:00 <Bastardly_One> alrighty ... say you've made friends with someone but you find them way too negative but know saying something will make them worse ... and you treat each time you see them as a new page so to speak ... hoping they're a bit more positive this next time, and the cycle just goes on and on
44:00 <Bastardly_One> easy enough to walk away from that in a uni enviroment ... you can always find stuff you have to do
45:00 <Student> pretty stupid ideas all these
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but socially ... how do you say nicely, "cheer the fuck up bitch you're a downer"
46:00 <shadsam> afternoon all
46:00 <Lumeah> hi shadzy
46:00 <shadsam> hello lizzy
46:00 <shadsam> whatcha up to
46:00 <TheRon> offer him some weed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> god ... I reckon that would make her even more paranoid too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way
46:00 <Student> socially you say, "you are not my type"
47:00 <shadsam> i been car shopping
47:00 <shadsam> too expensive
47:00 <shadsam> they want 5500 for a v6
47:00 <shadsam> lol
47:00 <TheRon> you say "i respect your opinion but you're full of shit!"
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure everyone knows of someone that is almost gonna take anything you say along those lines negatively and worse than you mean it
48:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
48:00 <shadsam> gday colours
48:00 <shadsam> u lil buety
48:00 <Lumeah> gonna buy me another Rodeo? 
48:00 <shadsam> no
48:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
48:00 <TheRon> we do our best
48:00 <Student> i do not normally hang out with those "Types" for long, saves me lot of hassel 
48:00 <baz> hassle*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I'm a stress head at times but she makes me look like an eternal optimist
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't have a choice when she's in my class
49:00 <Lumeah> :(
49:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
49:00 <shadsam> i slept for yonks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's latched onto the weirdo ... ie: me
49:00 <Student> i am just attach to the peoples on the basis of work only , or with clear intentions
49:00 <TheRon> if you don't wanna hang out with her, ask her out on a date, works for me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
49:00 <Student> do not just hang out with people, and killing time for the sake of killing time
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought of that TheRon except that's where my quandry is ... she invites me to hang out
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can only use catching up on school work for so long
50:00 <DreamSeller> first time in a few days eh shadsam
50:00 <Student> you are attention seeker ;P
50:00 <Student> fucker
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not just I that thinks it ... it was brought to my attention by another class member
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who thought I might be able to approach her about it
51:00 <shadsam> Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
51:00 <shadsam> -
51:00 <shadsam> bogan DreamSeller
51:00 <shadsam> trouble maker
51:00 <shadsam> ignored
51:00 <DreamSeller> rofl 
51:00 <DreamSeller> I SPEAKS THE TROOOF
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what a stupid move asking me to tell someone something nicely
52:00 <shadsam> hi Apples
52:00 <Apples> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:00 <shadsam> lolol
52:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam
52:00 <Fez> Hi
52:00 <Student> wwww.google.com is not working for me 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> check a random site
52:00 <Student> lol do not need to check , i typed a extra "w", that is why it is not working , simple
53:00 <BlackDevil> did you feel the earthquake?
53:00 <shadsam> gday blacky
53:00 <shadsam> u serious
53:00 <shadsam> when dude
53:00 <BlackDevil> google earthquake
53:00 <shadsam> brb
53:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead
53:00 <Student> ha ha 
53:00 <Student> you dick head ;P
53:00 <Student> stupido ;)
53:00 <TheRon> can i slap his head?
53:00 <doctor> you agree with her untill she gets bored of not being challenged
54:00 <DreamSeller> LA?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> go for it
54:00 <Student> too late doctor ;P too late 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, kind of ... I know where you're getting at
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, she's not doing it for an arugment or a challenge
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she's just generally a downer
54:00 <Student> i need the change of current topid, it is too self centered
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she's also another headcase
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked a question you walked in on Student
55:00 <doctor> lol, you seem to attract them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... it's not an easy one
55:00 <Student> well a headcase? what are you talking about almost every one in here is a HEADCASE ;P
55:00 <doctor> maybe ignore them, i dunno.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, yeah it's the empathy thing ... and I am one ... I guess they "relate"
55:00 <Student> so you were looking for "advise" on irc? cool thinking 
56:00 <shadsam> Quake struck at about 9:11 p.m. and was centered about 20 miles southeast of downtown L.A..
56:00 <Bastardly_One> because I can "relate" ... and tend to tal to anyone as you can see
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *talk
56:00 <Student> actually the way i see it , Bastardly_One is double minded, do not know what to do 
56:00 <doctor> I'm a headcase too but I don't care about other peoples problems
56:00 <Student> do not want to hurt them and if he keep going that way , he will hurt the lady eventually 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a damned if you do and damned if you don't ... best to "ignore" it and continue on your merry way
56:00 <Student> so that hurting part if inevitable , so why wait for xmas , just do it know
57:00 <shadsam> fuck n nell
57:00 <shadsam> 5.1 MAN
57:00 <shadsam> PHUCK
57:00 <shadsam> 20 Miles from la
57:00 <Jeep> fat cunt
57:00 <Student> JUST do it :)
57:00 <doctor> Not really a good thing as I shrug most people off, but it saves the grief of having to deal with other peoples nonsense
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the type that "hate" normal people?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those types ... i actually just wanna gibb slap her
58:00 <doctor> the alienated type? yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <Student> and what the fuck is "normal" ? are you normal? :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ask her where she was from before coming here
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's "I have no idea, I've moved here and there"
58:00 <Student> lol 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> even that was a negative response
58:00 <Student> nice memory ;)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like her view of the world is most of her problem
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I worked out why ... did some FB investigation
59:00 <Bastardly_One> adoption issues
59:00 <Student> listen guy, if you judged something, you should be able to go with your judgement rather than hanging on 
59:00 <Student> you are insulting your own intelligence that way 
59:00 <Student> and that will not sit pretty with your own self, will kill you 
59:00 <Student> depressed peep 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I was asking really for views on how you'd handle someone way too sensitive
00:00 <Bastardly_One> without really being harsh
00:00 <TheRon> get her plastered
00:00 <Student> well , you do not handle the sensitive ones , simple as that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got out of mine ... few good people were really fucking cruel to be kind
00:00 <Student> truth is normally harsh for people, but if you live by it, things become easier
00:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
00:00 <Student> you have to say what you have to say at that time ;P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm asking my classmate who brought it up with Me
01:00 <Student> whatever and however you feel about it 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> why I'm class spokesman I dunno
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but they've all kind of approached me over the weeks asking the same thing
01:00 <Student> you are a talkaltive person on IRC so i am guessing "spokesman" in real life :P
01:00 <Student> may be that is a plant? :P
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> Student the girgin
02:00 <Student> they are trying to trap you for something 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... put it this way
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> virgin
02:00 <Student> you wanna fuck SorrentoSlut? :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she's convinced this new older rough guy in class is a cop
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> sure
02:00 <Student> and i will lose my "virginity" over you , com on 
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> cum down
02:00 <Student> ok 
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> lolz
02:00 <Student> come pvt then ;)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy is just a 50ish something bogan for fuck sake
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> you wish
02:00 <Student> you fuck 
02:00 <SorrentoSlut> I do
02:00 <Student> and you are so busted 
02:00 <Student> ha ha freddy 
03:00 <shadsam> thanks BlackDevil champ
03:00 <BlackDevil> welcome mate
03:00 <BlackDevil> 1.61km deep
03:00 <SorrentoSlut> lmao
03:00 <Student> ha ha 
03:00 <Student> good one 
03:00 <SorrentoSlut> not really
03:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, as Student said ... boring ... let's move on
03:00 <Student> not really what? :P
03:00 <SorrentoSlut> busted
03:00 <Student> oh after fucking wasting lot of times, eventually move on 
03:00 <SorrentoSlut> we do
03:00 <Student> some people have real problem letting it go :P the just stuck ;P
03:00 <Student> Bastardly_One is the stucker :P
04:00 <BlackDevil> not deep
04:00 <SorrentoSlut> omfg
04:00 <SorrentoSlut> that arsefuck
04:00 <Student> if i would be you , i would think what exactly is my interest in a person , and when it comes to ladies it is really bit complicated 
04:00 <Student> if i would really like a lady, i would ask her out for marriage or something serious, and that is it 
05:00 <shadsam> ok cool
05:00 <Student> saves me lot of time and complication 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over it again
05:00 <Bastardly_One> moved on ... cbf'ed discussing it
05:00 <Student> because other than that , i am not really interested in any ladies, other than just purely for working relationships and then i do not have to think any thing
06:00 <Student> lol now you moved on , are you sure? should be book it ? :P
06:00 <Student> ha ha dear b1 ;)
06:00 <FredFlinstone> so you are gay?
06:00 <Student> no i am not into ass holes at all 
06:00 <Student> i am into cunts
06:00 <Student> i am simple 
06:00 <FredFlinstone> but yu been talking to one
06:00 <Student> i like moisture ;P
06:00 <FredFlinstone> ohm my that word again
06:00 <Student> b1 is gay? that is pretty gay on its own 
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I didnt say that
07:00 <Student> because up to my knowledge he is shy fucker, but not gay 
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I have nfi
07:00 <Student> you meant to say you are gay?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> dont care
07:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
07:00 <Student> are you gay?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do you know i'm shy?
07:00 <Student> so who the fuck i was talking to mother fucker?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
07:00 <Student> Bastardly_One that was listed on the "white board" ;P
07:00 <FredFlinstone> such language
08:00 <loggles> :o
08:00 <Student> you have problem with that? :P
08:00 <baz> lol FredFlinstone
08:00 <baz> I've got you down as gay too Student, seeing as you clearly took up your idol Miley's tongue poking thing
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I think he is
08:00 <baz> doing it all the time, like she does
08:00 <xm> he's Paki too baz
08:00 <FredFlinstone> might like it in the butt
09:00 <xm> if you know what i mean ...
09:00 <Student> my tongue poking could be licking the boozes too 
09:00 <FredFlinstone> is he?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> paki
09:00 <Student> but cause your brain is all "gay" you think like that about me 
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
09:00 <baz> xm, I don't… lol
09:00 <Student> gay gay gay gay gay people
09:00 <FredFlinstone> how many cocks you had Student ?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> at conce
09:00 <Student> never counted :P
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
09:00 <FredFlinstone> measured?
10:00 <baz> 'licking the boozes'… that sounds like a flamboyant gay trying to come across as masculine
10:00 <Student> i really thought by measuring it will reduce it size :P
10:00 <Student> lol 
10:00 <baz> a normal straight guy wouldn't say licking the boozes
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I have nfi
10:00 <baz> like, what the hell.
10:00 <FredFlinstone> he likes a tasty hole thats all
10:00 <FredFlinstone> the taste of eer
10:00 <FredFlinstone> beer
10:00 <Student> as i mentioned you are so fucked up in the brain , so you will keep thinking shit about me , poor baz, lets all pray for baz
10:00 <FredFlinstone> the morning after
10:00 <Student> no i do not like Round holes
11:00 <Student> i like the Cunts, 
11:00 <Student> you know the cunts? those are not rounded etc etc
11:00 <FredFlinstone> round?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
11:00 <Student> circle, you know what is a circle right? :P
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
11:00 <Student> it is hard to pass through these retards :P
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I am square
11:00 <Student> those non-conductive fats 
12:00 <Student> i know to do a leg spin
12:00 <Student> off spin 
12:00 <Student> seam up 
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I think you need to go back to Uni
12:00 <Student> i think you do not need to tell me any thing ;)
12:00 <FredFlinstone> Mourali?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> anything?
12:00 <Student> what is with mourali?
12:00 <Student> any thing what?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> its a he
12:00 <FredFlinstone> cricketer
13:00 <Student> you seem to be shot circuited 
13:00 <FredFlinstone> if you were Paki
13:00 <FredFlinstone> you would know
13:00 <baz> what are you a student of, Student?
13:00 <baz> because it's clearly not the english language
13:00 <FredFlinstone> himself
13:00 <FredFlinstone> he fux himslef
13:00 <baz> lol
13:00 <Student> i know mourali , do not know why his name come up in the context of chat
13:00 <Student> may be that is because of off spin , i suppose
13:00 <baz> I'm so fucked up in the brain, apparently.
13:00 <FredFlinstone> v
14:00 <Student> but do not really know why my off spins have to do any thing with mourali 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> <Student> i know to do a leg spin
14:00 <FredFlinstone> read it
14:00 <xm> <beehh> i go to canada <Student> i know to do a leg spin
14:00 <Student> actually i would be more than surprised to hear you have any brain left , dear baz, lets all just pray for baz
14:00 <baz> lmao
14:00 <baz> what the hell
14:00 <Student> yah the intelligent one comes
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I think you need many cocks up you!
15:00 <Student> i think i do not need any cock up myself :P
15:00 <baz> "dear baz, let's all just pray for baz"
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
15:00 <baz> what is wrong with you?
15:00 <FredFlinstone> we do
15:00 <FredFlinstone> there is nothing wrong with him, its us
15:00 <Student> you think something is wrong with me? :)
15:00 <Student> ofcourse it is all of you 
15:00 <xm> well, let's look at what's wrong with Student. OK, here's his family tree. it's just one long monolithic 'tree'
15:00 <FredFlinstone> see
16:00 <Student> good, type and laugh on your own saying
16:00 <Student> that is pretty smart
16:00 <Student> type , laffz, type , laffz
16:00 <Student> cool 
16:00 <Student> add colours to the table 
16:00 <Student> superb 
16:00 <loggles> how many cocks
16:00 <Student> are you passed?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> passed?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> or pissed
17:00 <Student> or pooed
17:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
17:00 <Student> or something else 
17:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe
17:00 <Student> pray for you?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> is yur arse dark?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> hairy
17:00 <Student> lol , never looked it that way 
17:00 <FredFlinstone> tell me
17:00 <FredFlinstone> please
18:00 <Student> and why should i tell you about that?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> why not
18:00 <Student> fuck you please
18:00 <Student> and fuck off
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
18:00 <FredFlinstone> hahhahaaha sooo funny
18:00 <baz> lol
18:00 <Student> why should i talk about it to you?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> why not?
18:00 <Student> why should i?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> its only your bum
18:00 <Student> i will keep my bum to myself
18:00 <FredFlinstone> will you now?
18:00 <Student> you can just go fishing 
18:00 <Student> never 
19:00 <FredFlinstone> dont wnt to fish
19:00 <Student> nopes
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
19:00 <Student> i will buy them from store
19:00 <FredFlinstone> inded
19:00 <Student> it is easy that way ;)
19:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
19:00 <Student> ** indeed
19:00 <Student> do you have a problem typing ?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> who?
19:00 <Student> what?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> when?
19:00 <Student> you are getting slow
19:00 <Student> why?
19:00 <flying_fish> o,o
19:00 <FredFlinstone> am I 
19:00 <Student> flying_fish ;)
20:00 <FredFlinstone> do tell
20:00 <Student> sure you are 
20:00 <flying_fish> :)
20:00 <flying_fish> lol
21:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <Student> what?
22:00 <flying_fish> `seen simonna
22:00 <Student> when did simonna becomes chris?
22:00 <prowl> flying_fish, simonna is on #sydney right now.
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <BinaryP> greets
22:00 <johninja> poor simonna
22:00 <Student> you fucking truck driver , you still arrive fucker :P
23:00 <Student> greets BinaryP
24:00 <BlackDevil> true fake rambo had a 4 inch penis
24:00 <BinaryP> ok decided ill turn a scrypt miner into a gaming rig. 280x x2 in xfire , 8gb ram and sandy bridge i7 2600k seasonic platinum 860watt 
24:00 <BinaryP> and 2 x 500gb barracuda's seagates sata 2 7200's that i might turn into a stripe
25:00 <BinaryP> hrm.. threw all that into a antec P100 case thats btx 
25:00 <BinaryP> hoping its a goer :)
26:00 <couleurs> k
26:00 <couleurs> ps4 is better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <BinaryP> hah ps4 would get smoked 
27:00 <BinaryP> :P
27:00 <Student> fuck them all 
27:00 <flying_fish> milk sup
28:00 <couleurs> :)
31:00 <Student> what the hell with that quit message 
32:00 <couleurs> i no rite
33:00 <Student> ok 
33:00 <partay> you fucker are crazier than Kelevra
33:00 <Kelevra> Naw
33:00 <Student> no she is craziest ;P
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Kelevra> I'm not crazy
34:00 <Student> you like to think that way 
34:00 <johninja> she is the right kind of crazy ;)
34:00 <partay> all chicks are cray cray 
34:00 <Student> helps you keep rolling ,but my dear you are the craziest ;P
34:00 <Kelevra> Nah not me
34:00 <Student> why i am trying to convince a crazy person that they are crazy? poor me 
34:00 <Student> they will always say they are not 
34:00 <Student> poor me 
34:00 <Kelevra> Johns crazy
35:00 <johninja> crazy good in bed
35:00 <Student> crazy good weed :P
35:00 <johninja> mmm
35:00 <johninja> pass it
35:00 <Student> does weed help in the bed? :P
35:00 <Kelevra> I will not toot your horn
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <johninja> tru
35:00 <Student> ha ha 
35:00 <johninja> i shouldn't advertise
35:00 <Kelevra> I will not promote your sex
35:00 <Student> it has come to advertising? :P
35:00 <Student> new lows for the truck driver 
36:00 <Kelevra> What if there's someone sluttier then me
36:00 <Student> whose child did you give birth? i thought it was john's ;)
36:00 <Kelevra> :/
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <johninja> mystery baby
36:00 <Student> well enough is enough 
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol
36:00 <Student> mystery baby? do not know who's got fertile? poor baby 
36:00 <johninja> i don't even know how babies happen
36:00 <Student> lost identity ;)
36:00 <Kelevra> We found it behind a rubbish bin
36:00 <johninja> looooooooooool
37:00 <Student> babies are easy for a fertile man :P
37:00 <johninja> "it followed me home mum, can i keep it?"
37:00 <Kelevra> Lol
37:00 <Student> what are you talking about? you live in a rubbish bin ;)
37:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
37:00 <johninja> we aren't even trailer trash worthy
38:00 <Student> what are you talking about?
38:00 <Student> are you drunk?
38:00 <Kelevra> He's always drunk
39:00 <Kelevra> He beats me everyday 
39:00 <Kelevra> With his dick
39:00 <partay> i had a grand angus from maccas last night... i still feel sick 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> fool you
39:00 <Student> liar liar
40:00 <Student> he wish he could beat you 
40:00 <Kelevra> It's gross hey
40:00 <Student> and you wish he beat you :P
40:00 <Student> both compulsive liars
40:00 <Student> i am all done with liars and their shits
43:00 <partay> Student i bet your not a Student
43:00 <Student> you just figured that out now? :P
43:00 <Student> what took you so long?
44:00 <shadsam> jimmyack
44:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
44:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> Tickling rats can tell us a lot about the ability of animals to laugh and joke
44:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> im reading about tickling rats
44:00 <Student> you wake up , i just that why thouse whispers are so long?
44:00 <Student> did you turn gay Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith?
45:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> been there done that long ago
45:00 <Student> you sound like a fun person DreamSeller
45:00 <DreamSeller> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
45:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> no DreamSeller is no fun
45:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> DreamSeller, actually got nothing to sell
45:00 <Student> Q{ any luck finding the princess?
45:00 <DreamSeller> You're mum didn't say that last night ;) 
46:00 <DreamSeller> your* 
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> not here
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> all taken
46:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> mum told me about ur dick this morning
46:00 <Student> oh , where are we heading 
46:00 <Student> son and father talk on austnet?
47:00 <Student> always hot to see 
47:00 <Student> hot hot hot hot hot 
47:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> she said it was small and not satisfactory DreamSeller 
47:00 <Student> oh you do not like your new father :P pretty bad 
47:00 <Student> you reject DreamSeller, all together, reason "small dick"
48:00 <partay> lol
48:00 <Student> why all the quietness? ;)
50:00 <PietSAbabe> Oi!
50:00 <Student> sexy person like Lumeah should be awake 
50:00 <Student> so they can entertain us ;)
50:00 <Student> cool idea 
50:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> DreamSeller, i want to donate a penis pump to u
50:00 <Q{_Whispering_Jack_Smith> pls pm mailing address
50:00 <PietSAbabe> But shes mine
50:00 <PietSAbabe> And Im her
50:00 <partay> nah shed be exhausted from climbing a flight of stairs.. shes sleeping
50:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
50:00 <Student> you think like to think that way pieter
50:00 <Student> but reality can always be changed ;)
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Umm , yeh
51:00 <partay> PietSAbabe is a chronic masturbater 
51:00 <Student> what flight of stairs?
51:00 <PietSAbabe> MATHS DEBATER!
51:00 <Student> yes , he even posted his wank video in here
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Mass Debater
51:00 <Student> pieter wank video, 
51:00 <FredFlinstone> not its MASS
51:00 <partay> hahaha
51:00 <partay> pieter wank vid LOL
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Im trying here
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Hehee partay
52:00 <partay> sick fuck
52:00 <Student> but the problem is, he is not getting enough attention even after posting the videos, for obvious reasons
52:00 <deeldose> my fave vid
52:00 <partay> he has the body of Mr Burns 
53:00 <Student> ha ha 
53:00 <Student> i can not really say the same about i t
53:00 <Student> he is all slinky guy 
53:00 <PietSAbabe> Hrm , lost:/
53:00 <Student> may be because of all this fat coming out of him on such a quick rate ;)
53:00 <Student> slim, lost , Pieter 
54:00 <partay> but we all agree he's a nutcase
54:00 <Student> getting slimmer every day , just thinking about it 
54:00 <Student> i cannot say the same about him 
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Ill nut all over you
54:00 <Student> oh lumeah is gone ;P
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh whaaa
54:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
54:00 <Student> all the fuck hope is gone ;)
55:00 <Student> now he can make another wank video 
55:00 <Student> starring pieter the slim 
55:00 <Student> and lost 
55:00 <Student> ;)
56:00 <deeldose> would u wank him for $1000 if nobody found out and u got to use a glove?
56:00 <Student> asking me?
57:00 <deeldose> if u want, anyone else can answer too tho
57:00 <Student> no chance from my side
57:00 <ooomp> I'd wank someone for $1000
58:00 <deeldose> if i couldnt catch diseases and i didnt have to do it till my arm hurt and nobody found out id do it =/
58:00 <deeldose> woe is me
59:00 <Jeep> np: Teebs - Holiday (feat. Jonti) "ESTARA"
59:00 <Jeep> god u people r losers
00:00 <deeldose> im a pretty big loser :(
00:00 <deeldose> it sux
00:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin cant change tv channels with my voice
00:00 <PietSAbabe> I think i got a frog in it
01:00 <couleurs> but i thought you sold you're tv...
01:00 <DreamSeller> ":o 
01:00 <DreamSeller> Hai ooomp
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Am i not allowed to own one ?:(
02:00 <couleurs> no
02:00 <PietSAbabe> :((
03:00 <ooomp> Hello :(
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck i dont like this napthine cunt
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes gonna destroy victoria :/
04:00 <ooomp> Labor stooge
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Im all labor
04:00 <PietSAbabe> I feel like im in labor
04:00 <ooomp> Because the previous farce did a lot to help Victoria right Pieter?
04:00 <ooomp> All the same.
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh man tony abbott looks way ugier without makeup
05:00 <Jeep> tony abbot is gonna die
05:00 <Jeep> i hope someone kills that cunt
06:00 <Jeep> also Adele is a fucking belching whale
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Thats a lil morbid :/
06:00 <Jeep> she sounds like a fucken whale
07:00 <Jeep> np: Wu-Tang Clan ft. Nathaniel - Keep Watch "World Wide Urban Music"
08:00 <couleurs> :)
09:00 <simba> PietsADealin
09:00 <couleurs> np: Good Artist - Good Song "Good Album"
10:00 <DreamSeller> and that's when he said "i love 3 cocks in my bum" 
10:00 <DreamSeller> fuck 
10:00 <DreamSeller> I mean, hi b1 
10:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles @ that myself*
11:00 <DreamSeller> sup kolors 
11:00 <couleurs> nm picken me nose n u?
12:00 <DreamSeller> yeah... doing the ole pick and flick mysel 
12:00 <DreamSeller> f
13:00 <Bastardly_One> MadScientist are you about?
13:00 <Loof> u still being hacked b1?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is that ban about? If legit I can't get it removed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it ... I'll remove it anyway
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's a cunt
14:00 <Bastardly_One> higher level ban
14:00 <BinaryP> liberal voters = soft in the brain
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never known you MadScientist to do shit in that channel
16:00 <Excessive> ah ok, this is the 1-st notice I see from u
16:00 <Apples> Bastardly_One
16:00 <Excessive> ooops
16:00 <Apples> RATTLESNAKE
16:00 <ooomp> What are labor voters BinaryP?
17:00 <Apples> Defunct
17:00 <Apples> rofl
17:00 <BinaryP> aha
17:00 <BinaryP> man.. 
17:00 <BinaryP> i just rolled in what a sad sight indeed.
18:00 <shadsam> HELLO
18:00 <shadsam> OA,o
18:00 <BinaryP> hiya
18:00 <deeldose> what if he was aboriginal and wanted everyone to call him 'tony abo'
18:00 <Excessive> "join the union, look at them sittin in high positions eatin doughnuts"
18:00 <simba> what if he was a skinny abo and they called him bony abo
19:00 <shadsam> :))
19:00 <BinaryP> im new to town.. crazy place
19:00 <shadsam> hehehe
19:00 <shadsam> welcome
19:00 <BinaryP> melbourne is like mini la.. so much shit going down.
19:00 <BinaryP> chars ;)
19:00 <deeldose> hed prob get mad =/
19:00 <deeldose> what if he was the result of genetic experiments and they called him cloney abo?
20:00 <deeldose> or if he was aboriginal and told lies and they called him phoney abo
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Phoney Tony ?
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Flat Tony
21:00 <simba> PietSAbabe gets his sense of humor from here https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1535762_10152197757090159_1322526759_n.jpg
22:00 <deeldose> lets become ninjas
23:00 <PietSAbabe> I tried that already
23:00 <PietSAbabe> I tried to do a fly kick but landed on my knee :(
24:00 <Lumeah> *nibble*
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Its casino night but still tired
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Wotcha doin?
26:00 <Jeep> fuck u lot are losers
27:00 <PietSAbabe> We know this already
27:00 <Lumeah> go buy a jeep
27:00 <couleurs> Loser Car!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <gremlinz> ya gonna need a bigger boat
27:00 <Jeep> lmfao
27:00 <Jeep> that kid
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Its not a car its a jeep !\
28:00 <Jeep> i could swipe him down
28:00 <gremlinz> that kid is funneh
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
28:00 <Jeep> fat cunt he is
28:00 <gremlinz> ur the fat cunt
28:00 <gremlinz> thats why u need a jeep
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Im tyhe fat cunt
29:00 <Jeep> grewmlinz
29:00 <Jeep> speak for yo self
29:00 <Jeep> u fat son
29:00 <gremlinz> to haul ur fat ass arond
29:00 <couleurs> LoL
30:00 <Lumeah> do ya put crack in ya ass? us that why iys called crack? 
30:00 <simba> `seen suprurubberduck
30:00 <prowl> simba, I don't remember seeing suprurubberduck.
30:00 <simba> `seen suprubberduck
30:00 <prowl> simba, suprubberduck ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 hours 41 minutes ago (30.03. 09:49) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 11 hours 36 minutes there.
31:00 <simba> panda reckons he went 2 jail today
31:00 <Jeep> lol
32:00 <couleurs> be funny youse lol
32:00 <PietSAbabe> theres a show called gossip girls isnt there?
32:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
32:00 <simba> not sure ur the tv addict
32:00 <couleurs> monopoly jail or real jail?
33:00 <DreamSeller> TA DAAAA
33:00 <yehmate> yeh, mate
33:00 <DreamSeller> and thats when she showed me she could clap inside herself 
33:00 <DreamSeller> OH HAIII LUMEAH 
35:00 <Loof> Serenity yehmate ([email protected]) has joined
35:00 <shadsam> loof u can find me on google now mate
35:00 <shadsam> analogue church
35:00 <Loof> sweet
36:00 <Nikky`> Well howdy folks!
36:00 <simba> RJ
37:00 <DreamSeller> LOL..
37:00 <DreamSeller> analogue church.
37:00 <DreamSeller> sup Nikky` darling 
37:00 <Nikky`> Not much, just chillin with a cc n coke, enjoying the lovely Sat evening. you?
37:00 <DreamSeller> :o 
37:00 <couleurs> :oooooooooo
38:00 <Nikky`> Wife must be near him
38:00 <DreamSeller> I am having a few drinks 
38:00 <frayedknot> what's a CC?
38:00 <Nikky`> Canadian Club
38:00 <frayedknot> oh it's a piss up
38:00 <Nikky`> Wouldn't call it a piss up
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont :o or ill stick my dick in it
38:00 <PietSAbabe> :)))
40:00 <Nikky`> What are you drinking DreamSeller?
40:00 <DreamSeller> grapes
41:00 <Nikky`> oh my..another one who drinks grapes
41:00 <DreamSeller> well.. it's to drown the hangover I am currently suffering 
42:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk
42:00 <ooomp> :x
43:00 <DreamSeller> already done thatttt
44:00 <Nikky`> I see.. well ummm maybe just drink some water
44:00 <DreamSeller> yeah I did when I woke up.. 
44:00 <DreamSeller> lots of water etc
44:00 <Nikky`> I meant, keep drinking it
44:00 <Nikky`> doofus
45:00 <couleurs> dont warry,be happy))),and keep on smiling))﻿
45:00 <PietSAbabe> :))
46:00 <simba> Smile like Nat King Cole said 2
47:00 <Apples> simba
47:00 <simba> Simwolf
48:00 <simba> Simwolf
48:00 <Apples> simba
48:00 <simba> s
49:00 <shadsam> lol nikkys
49:00 <shadsam> nikkys nickers
49:00 <Apples> simba
49:00 <Apples> oh hang on
49:00 <Apples> johninja is on
49:00 <Apples> go away simba
49:00 <Apples> johninja is here
49:00 <simba> johninja has a son to look  after dont disturbhim
49:00 <Apples> time to join all the channels that johninja is in
50:00 <shadsam> :PPP
50:00 <Nikky`> :P
50:00 <DreamSeller> so original there shadsam
50:00 <shadsam> hope youre well girly
50:00 <ITaL^GuY> ooooo
50:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky` :)
50:00 <Nikky`> Hiya gorgeous
50:00 <Nikky`> I am well
50:00 <simba> thats cool
50:00 <simba> im sure that will affect him not
50:00 <simba> HahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <Apples> rofl affect
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah :o)
53:00 <Jeep> johnninja molests his child
55:00 <Nikky`> brb\
58:00 <couleurs> ok
58:00 <Lumeah> hehehe 
59:00 <Apples> hello Lumeah
59:00 <Apples> tell me Lumeah, are you familiar with the user johninja?
59:00 <Kelevra> He's sitting next to me
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
59:00 <ooomp> Crying?
59:00 <ooomp> Like Rak
59:00 <Lumeah> don't say shit then
00:00 <Kelevra> Nope he's massaging my back 
00:00 <Apples> johninja is a loser
00:00 <Kelevra> I love losers 
01:00 <couleurs> chao 
01:00 <Apples> each to their own I suppose
01:00 <Kelevra> They're great in the sack
01:00 <Apples> losers are?
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
02:00 <Nikky`> back
02:00 <DreamSeller> KACHOWWWW
02:00 <couleurs> good
02:00 <Nikky`> I know
02:00 <Nikky`> Its not the shame when I am not here
02:00 <yehmate> yeh- mate
02:00 <Kelevra> Are you a loser Apples ?
02:00 <johninja> he sounds like one
02:00 <Apples> johninja is starting to kick me out of his channels
02:00 <johninja> no losers policy
02:00 <Kelevra> Doubtful 
02:00 <Serenity> why are you so worried about john
02:00 <johninja> rules is rules mn
03:00 <Nikky`> same not shame
03:00 <Nikky`> fark
03:00 <couleurs> yeh mate get a dog up ya
03:00 <Apples> how are you allowed in your own channels then johninja?
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
03:00 <simba> u guys are the new serenity and shadowlurker now
03:00 <Kelevra> Allowed 
03:00 <johninja> because i'm not a 'looser'
03:00 <johninja> lol simba
03:00 <Serenity> yeah no
03:00 <Apples> yes you are johninja
03:00 <Kelevra> We are? I'll take that
03:00 <johninja> so matty
03:00 <johninja> how is the science going?
04:00 <yehmate> nuh mate
04:00 <simba> fucking lmao
04:00 <Apples> johninja how is the desperation going?
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <simba> i never thought matt the scientist would show his face again
04:00 <johninja> so desperate
04:00 <Serenity> matt the scientist?
05:00 <Serenity> who is this
05:00 <Apples> johninja where is mandyjane?
05:00 <Apples> johninja where is TheCrow?
05:00 <simba> some extreme loser like up there with mentalson
05:00 <Serenity> oh
05:00 <Kelevra> He killed them 
05:00 <Serenity> =/
05:00 <Serenity> you're next Kelevra
05:00 <Apples> I am not Matt the scientist
05:00 <johninja> they were practice girlfriends
05:00 <Kelevra> Nah we know my track record 
05:00 <simba> <Apples> I am not Matt the scientist - thats something matt would say
05:00 <Apples> are you really with bassbabe johninja?
05:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure youd kill him first
05:00 <Serenity> tbh
06:00 <Kelevra> Dylan gone. Two Pete's gone
06:00 <Apples> ahhh
06:00 <Apples> where is anonymity
06:00 <Kelevra> Nickson gone
06:00 <Apples> where is diditforthelulz
06:00 <Apples> where is Dylan Crow
06:00 <Kelevra> Dead
06:00 <Kelevra> All dead
06:00 <Apples> He has lame long hair now Kelevra
06:00 <Serenity> hasnt dylan always had long hair
06:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he always loved his locks
06:00 <DemonsRun> Wow I can cook well
07:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
07:00 <Apples> johninja: what would you do if Dylan Crow tried to get back in with Kelevra?
07:00 <Excessive> I forgot how gd CC's n salsa were
07:00 <Kelevra> He'd be surprised 
07:00 <johninja> why re you so obsessed with me matty?
08:00 <simba> lol dylan crow
08:00 <Apples> johninja: what would you do if Dylan Crow tried to get back in with Kelevra?
08:00 <simba> i think this is the longest amount of time matt has interacted with human beings so far in 2014
08:00 <Kelevra> Dylan isn't single and he stopped talking to me cause I was pregnant 
08:00 <anonymity> -prowl- There have been 3 users looking for you: Cleo11, Kassius, Pirate. The last one was Cleo11 ([email protected]) on #melbourne 11 weeks 2 days 22 hours 47 minutes ago (09.01. 19:20).
08:00 <anonymity> Kelevra who's baby is it?
08:00 <Kelevra> Some strange dudes
08:00 <anonymity> really?
09:00 <anonymity> so its johninjas?
09:00 <Kelevra> Yeah really 
09:00 <anonymity> rofl
09:00 <Kelevra> Could be
09:00 <simba> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9swpcsdh01qb5wbbo1_500.jpg
09:00 <Kelevra> I dunno how much I'd sell her to him for
09:00 <Serenity> dylan has a mrs so...
09:00 <Kelevra> She's only had one owner and is close to new
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <Student> wasted time to draw all that 
10:00 <anonymity> Kelevra: do you think Crow has a job yet?
10:00 <Kelevra> Probably 
10:00 <Serenity> did he rally stop talking to you because of bub?
10:00 <Serenity> dylan has got a job
10:00 <Serenity> and a mrs
10:00 <Serenity> and a new house
10:00 <Serenity> anything else you wanna know
10:00 <anonymity> yes
10:00 <anonymity> Where is Dylan Crow?
10:00 <Student> is he happy? 
10:00 <anonymity> Where is diditforthelulz
10:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he kept telling me to get an abortion when it was too late
10:00 <anonymity> where is anonymity
10:00 <simba> where in the world is dylan crowdiego
11:00 <Serenity> he is happy
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <Serenity> wow mel
11:00 <Kelevra> He goes they do it until 23 weeks 
11:00 <Serenity> not unless its medical
11:00 <Serenity> 12 weeks is the limit
11:00 <anonymity> since you are with johninja now, do you think Dylan Crow would hold a grudge against him?
11:00 <Kelevra> But by then I knew her sex and it wouldn't feel right
11:00 <Student> 23 or 12 what is the difference now, you give birth 
11:00 <Student> now think about raising and stuff
11:00 <Serenity> why would dylan care
11:00 <anonymity> Because I'd be inclined to take sides with johninja in this case
11:00 <Student> past is passed 
11:00 <Kelevra> Nah Dylan would be happy for me
11:00 <Serenity> they broke up like 7 years ago
12:00 <Kelevra> 4-5 i think
12:00 <Student> 7 years is like ages
12:00 <Serenity> paul and i have been together 5 years
12:00 <simba> thanks for that Student
12:00 <Serenity> you guys broke up at least a year before that
12:00 <Kelevra> Yeah true
12:00 <Student> no porblem simba
12:00 <Serenity> lets say 6
12:00 <anonymity> Kelevra, Serenity would know more about your past relationships
12:00 <anonymity> so sit down and listen to her
12:00 <anonymity> rofl
12:00 <Kelevra> Wait we broke up in like late 09
13:00 <Serenity> 5 years why would either of you car what the other one is doing
13:00 <Student> people have issues letting go the past
13:00 <Serenity> its fucken stupid
13:00 <anonymity> Kelevra: does johninja treat you better than that guy from brizzy?
13:00 <anonymity> whats his name?
13:00 <Kelevra> She does know more cause I had a lot of shit happen 
13:00 <anonymity> he is a FAGGOT
13:00 <Kelevra> Anthony?
13:00 <anonymity> YES!
13:00 <Serenity> no its ok mel you dont tell me anything. im just some random loser from irc making shit up
13:00 <Serenity> owait..
13:00 <Kelevra> He's another who doesn't come on anymore 
13:00 <anonymity> oh?
14:00 <Kelevra> Steve
14:00 <anonymity> But does johninja treat you better than he did?
14:00 <Kelevra> That's 7 guys I've chased off
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Serenity> if you chase john off im afraid im going to have to hit you
14:00 <Student> :)
14:00 <Kelevra> Oh yeah well john blew about 500 on me last week 
15:00 <Kelevra> He's nice
15:00 <Student> may be she is talking about chasing his truch 
15:00 <Student> *** truck 
15:00 <anonymity> I actually think johninja and Kelevra would be good together
15:00 <anonymity> I'm happy for you Kelevra
15:00 <anonymity> and also
15:00 <anonymity> happy for johninja
15:00 <Kelevra> The catch was I have to put out twice a day
15:00 <Kelevra> Thanks 
15:00 <anonymity> Easy done
15:00 <Student> both of them are loosers, how they are going to happy with each other?
15:00 <Serenity> well thats doable
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
15:00 <Serenity> Student you are the LAST person who should be calling anyone a loser
15:00 <Kelevra> Lol
15:00 <Serenity> neither one of them are losers
15:00 <Student> if they would have contrasting personalities , i would say they will be happy , but nah i do not think so they will be happy together
16:00 <anonymity> Student when two losers combine they may become okay people
16:00 <Kelevra> What if john chases me off
16:00 <Student> never seen that phenomenon happening 
16:00 <Serenity> ill punch him
16:00 <Serenity> in the nuts
16:00 <Kelevra> Haha
16:00 <Serenity> you'
16:00 <Serenity> you're both screwed
16:00 <anonymity> I'd like to hear from johninja
16:00 <Student> lol 
16:00 <anonymity> Kelevra are you in QLD or is johninja in Melbourne?
16:00 <Student> why the fuck you care anonymity?
17:00 <anonymity> Student I'm curious
17:00 <Kelevra> Yeah we should just get it over and done with. Where's an online priest?
17:00 <Student> why?
17:00 <johninja> busy feeding a baby matty
17:00 <Serenity> i can do it for you
17:00 <Kelevra> Both in Melbourne 
17:00 <johninja> its like feeding trolls but more worthwhile
17:00 <anonymity> Kelevra and johninja would you guys like to meet?
17:00 <Kelevra> Haha
17:00 <anonymity> rofl
18:00 <Kelevra> Meet you?
18:00 <Kelevra> Haha sezz
18:00 <JohninjasBestMan> I am here for johninja
18:00 <Student> :)
18:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Kelevra yes
18:00 <Student> does that make you gay ?
18:00 <Kelevra> Aww you're too sweet 
18:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Ill come to springvale
18:00 <CelebrantSerenity> i still have the old chapel speech somewhere
18:00 <Kelevra> Where are you from JohninjasBestMan ?
18:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Mentone
19:00 <Kelevra> Wow not too far
19:00 <JohninjasBestMan> not at all
19:00 <Student> nothing is too far on IRC 
19:00 <JohninjasBestMan> I will become best friends with johninja
19:00 <Student> not an issue 
19:00 <JohninjasBestMan> my gf can have girl talks with Kelevra
19:00 <Kelevra> Maybe when I feel better. Today I have a sore pancreas 
19:00 <JohninjasBestMan> ouch
19:00 <Student> become friends with them and raise their babies
20:00 <Student> they will make babies and JohninjasBestMan will raise them , just for the sake of love he have for them 
20:00 <Student> very noble cause
20:00 <JohninjasBestMan> my gf can have girl talks with Kelevra, while me and johninja have a few beers and watch the footy
20:00 <JohninjasBestMan> yes
20:00 <Student> ha ha 
20:00 <JohninjasBestMan> that is what Im here for
20:00 <Student> that would be pretty boring scene 
20:00 <Kelevra> I like footy and beers
20:00 <JohninjasBestMan> actually
20:00 <JohninjasBestMan> my gf and johninja can have girl talks while me and Kelevra have beers and watch footy
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have not been updated yet
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry
21:00 <Nikky`> How are you
21:00 <Nikky`> updated?
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Josh2.0
21:00 <Nikky`> oooooooooh
21:00 <JohninjasBestMan> YES
21:00 <Kelevra> Haha
21:00 <Student> i am not sure if that is limited to footy and beers
21:00 <stebie> hmmm, weird.
21:00 <stebie> hi Maurice
22:00 <Nikky`> well make it snappy
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am good
22:00 <Nikky`> I'm not getting any younger
22:00 <Nikky`> :P
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley just got picked up cause I have to work tomorrow
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I get her back tomorrow night
22:00 <Nikky`> Naww
22:00 <Nikky`> yaaay
22:00 <stebie> enjoy your stay
22:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <Kelevra> Hi stebie 
22:00 <Student> hello stebie
22:00 <Kelevra> Hi Maurice 
22:00 <johninja> i don't speak to blow up dolls matty
22:00 <Kelevra> Student: you're really weird 
22:00 <johninja> so its going to be difficult
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Chopped a few big ass trees down today
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Drank beer
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ate food
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
23:00 <Nikky`> Yes, what most ppl do on a Sat
23:00 <Nikky`> Its what I did
23:00 <Nikky`> those trees were asking for it tho
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
23:00 <doctor> what are you planning on growing omfgbbqhax?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Umm dead trees
23:00 <Student> i am not even going to reply that 
23:00 <Kelevra> Charlie the unicorn 
23:00 <stebie> heya mel o/
23:00 <stebie> hey Student o/
23:00 <Kelevra> How's it hanging?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I can chop them down again
24:00 <Student> o/
24:00 <stebie> how are you doing mel?
24:00 <stebie> not bad here, kicking back, watching some soccer
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent minus my achy body. How are you?
24:00 <Kelevra> Oh
24:00 <stebie> ^_^
24:00 <Kelevra> Soccer woo
25:00 <Nikky`> I need to chop some trees/shrubs back in my courtyard but that equals energy
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will do it
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Naked
25:00 <Nikky`> Sure, naked up
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Only if u help me with the wood
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm watching a giant with a stupid laptop 
25:00 <Kelevra> Good movie
25:00 <Excessive> http://i.imgur.com/NCFH31Y.jpg
25:00 <stebie> i have not heard of that one
25:00 <stebie> what is it about?
25:00 <Student> nice shit Excessive
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
26:00 <Nikky`> lol nice play on words there
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stack the wood
26:00 <Nikky`> And hi doctor :o)
26:00 <Kelevra> Cause I lied, I'm really watching john like a stalker 
26:00 <stebie> mel, that's hot.
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sounds kinky
27:00 <doctor> hello Nikky`
27:00 <Maurice> Hello stebie and Kelevra, how are you lovely ladies doing
27:00 <stebie> ^_-
27:00 <Student> sorry to know about that accident stebie
28:00 <Apples> YOUTUBE
28:00 <Apples> Nikky` ya dumb skank
28:00 <Nikky`> kinky? me? never
28:00 <Apples> Youtube bitching
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> I wouldnt know what kinky was
28:00 <stebie> Student, yes, it's true... the gf took at it with a knife and bam... no more...
28:00 <stebie> ._.
28:00 <Student> i am so sorry 
28:00 <Student> must be very painful at first 
28:00 <stebie> now a eunuch
29:00 <Nikky`> sure sure
29:00 <Nikky`> I call BS
29:00 <Student> so you like it now or was cool with the old ?
29:00 <CelebrantSerenity> mauriceeeeee
29:00 <stebie> i preferred having something to grab
29:00 <Student> must be hard to arrange for during the mansturation (that is if you have one)
29:00 <Student> ic, you were into "hand jets" , cool 
30:00 <Apples> Nikky` is a dumb bitch
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am all dried up
30:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
30:00 <stebie> Student, i'm not too sure what you're on about, but ok!
30:00 <Serenity> onions burning my eyeballs
30:00 <Maurice> Sezzrenityyyyyyyyy
30:00 <Student> after about 5 lines, you are not sure, that is pretty good going stebie
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its true
31:00 <Nikky`> No No, I believe you
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am downloading adventure time
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> For my niece
31:00 <Nikky`> I watch that time to time on weekends
31:00 <Nikky`> lil weird
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have never seen it
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> She asked me to get it today for her
31:00 <Serenity> bertstare.jpg
31:00 <Maurice> Earlier Cal was like 'see these two? Thats me and lil having a chat' through giant statues
31:00 <stebie> Student, it feels like a personal best
31:00 <Student> some types of onions do not burn that much , some types really burn a lot 
31:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
31:00 <Serenity> those two...
31:00 <Student> stebie whatever rolls for you , i am happy ;)
31:00 <Serenity> gonna have to keep an eye on them
32:00 <Nikky`> Maybe watch some of it before you give it to her
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah my sis told me to get it
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> My niece is 8
32:00 <stebie> Student, i'm happy you're happy
32:00 <stebie> now where's me beer...
32:00 <Student> well when you sit to watch a soccer game, you should have arranged that before hand
32:00 <Student> not my fault if you are that "slow"
33:00 <doctor> Grown men watch that show
33:00 <couleurs> it's funy
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will have to watch it
33:00 <stebie> Student, one beer doesn't last me 90 minutes
33:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <stebie> or even 45
34:00 <doctor> I'd have to be hopped up to watch that kind of show
34:00 <Student> well i was not talking about a single beer, 2 6 pack should do , and you should have prepared for it 
34:00 <stebie> Nikky` <3
34:00 <partay> after 90mins it wouold have mould
34:00 <Student> not my fault if you are lousy stebie :P may be you turned that way after accident ;P
34:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
34:00 <Student> kool aid and bleach , well well 
34:00 <stebie> Student, i don't have a bar/beer fridge in my lounge room
34:00 <doctor> 12 beers lasts me around 6 hours
34:00 <Student> i just like to shave , so bleach would be a no no , thank you 
34:00 <Student> kool aid sound interesting though 
34:00 <partay> i have a bar fridge in the office
35:00 <couleurs> i'm hopped up
35:00 <doctor> then i need to lie down before i can resume normally
35:00 <Student> ok ok , i get it , you are the sticky one
35:00 <Student> now be a good girl and do not ask for more 
35:00 <stebie> if i bought a bar fridge for the lounge, i wouldn't hear the end of it from the mrs
35:00 <partay> stebie despite it being a fantastic idea
35:00 <stebie> she'd be like "you should be spending that money on blinds"
36:00 <Nikky`> as usual couleurs
36:00 <couleurs> GiGGLe
36:00 <doctor> that's just not on, you need your fridge
36:00 <Student> i am not sure why it is hassel to stand up and get it from the fridge that is not in the lounge?
36:00 <Student> that is pure lazy 
36:00 <stebie> doctor, partay, i totally agree with you both
36:00 <Student> oh blinds ;) wow , why the blinds? :P
36:00 <partay> blinds or jewelery
37:00 <stebie> blinds are a necessity in my 'hood
37:00 <Student> may be some clothings
37:00 <Student> i do not know what that "hood" suppose to mean in australia 
37:00 <doctor> sounds like a bourgeois hell
37:00 <Student> may be you meant to say your House or home 
37:00 <stebie> neighbourhood
37:00 <Student> all right 
37:00 <partay> stebie lives near some perverts 
37:00 <doctor> my neighbourhood is the name
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hyQSzwQ.jpg
38:00 <stebie> partay, no, i'm the pervert... ^_-
38:00 <Student> well that is a very clever thought to have the blinding ahead of fridge 
38:00 <partay> arent we ll 
38:00 <partay> all
38:00 <Student> my neighbours are all good
38:00 <doctor> i like them when i dont know they exist
39:00 <shadsam> lol
39:00 <Student> i cannot say the same about them 
39:00 <Student> the more they are , the better they are 
39:00 <Student> helps a lot in many ways
39:00 <doctor> bit different for me, we're a private lot
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sup cunt
40:00 <shadsam> just got back from shops
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> What did u get me
40:00 <shadsam> earwax
40:00 <shadsam> xd
40:00 <Student> or you have a big nerve ;P
40:00 <doctor> yes a very large sensitive nerve
40:00 <Student> lol 
41:00 <Lumeah> lol 
41:00 <shadsam> lolol
41:00 <Lumeah> what did yi get me shadzy?
41:00 <Lumeah> *you
41:00 <shadsam> panties
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Used ones
41:00 <Lumeah> they black and sexy>
41:00 <Lumeah> oi
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Off a himeless man
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <shadsam> yup
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Homeless
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is lu eah hot
41:00 <Student> no wonder you guys get aggitated by the people storming in the country and give you very hard time
41:00 <Student> may be that is for your practise, so you start to live with humans more than the pets 
41:00 <doctor> I've never had a problem with that
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lumeah
42:00 <Lumeah> homeless man whereing panties?
42:00 <shadsam> lol
42:00 <Lumeah> i don't want to know how you got them
42:00 <yehmate> olay olay quenay is gays
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lumeah stranger things have happened
42:00 <Lumeah> lol
42:00 <yehmate> olay olay quenay is gay
42:00 <Lumeah> funny...
42:00 <Student> you just have a problem with the neigbours ;) 
42:00 <Student> cool 
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> So areu hot
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or just another fat irc chick
43:00 <doctor> I don't have a problem with them, I just don't have anything to do with them
43:00 <doctor> and that's the way I like it
43:00 <Student> :)
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky :)
44:00 <Nikky`> omfgbbqhax :o)
44:00 <Lumeah> hi Nikky`
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> I quit
44:00 <Lumeah> BYE
44:00 <partay> mr_ducati hows the ten scene 
44:00 <partay> teen*
44:00 <mr_ducati> your daughter is fine
44:00 <mr_ducati> dont worry
44:00 <Student> lol 
44:00 <partay> phew
44:00 <partay> thats a relief
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah
45:00 <Nikky`> hehe excellent omfgbbqhax
45:00 <Lumeah> are u hot omfgbbqhax?
45:00 <mr_ducati> wanker.
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ask nikky
47:00 <Nikky`> Why me? why do I have to be asked
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> U have seen me
47:00 <Nikky`> He isn't ugly but he isn't ryan reynolds
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
48:00 <Nikky`> Now he is HOT
49:00 <partay> ease up
53:00 <johninja> im so gay
54:00 <Nikky`> I think omfgbbqhax has gone quiet because he hasn't really quit - lied to me
54:00 <simba> me 1
54:00 <Lumeah> why
54:00 <simba> me 2
54:00 <johninja> cause i love dick
54:00 <Nikky`> me 3
54:00 <Nikky`> who doesn't
54:00 <johninja> mels is nice
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> When did I say I quit
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I quit irc
55:00 <Nikky`> you have not
55:00 <Nikky`> lies
55:00 <Nikky`> Thats what I heard.. sexy dick
55:00 <johninja> yeh
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I did before
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I never said I wasnt coming back
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Do u want me to go
56:00 <Nikky`> Nah, not yet
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol why not yet
56:00 <johninja> Nikky` im in melb
56:00 <johninja> we should run away together
56:00 <Nikky`> Awesome - when did you arrive?
56:00 <johninja> tues
56:00 <Nikky`> run away? i'll just kidnapp you and hide you in my basement
56:00 <johninja> yes!
56:00 <Nikky`> When do you go back?
57:00 <yehmate> i need to buy munchies
57:00 <Kelevra> Never
57:00 <johninja> lol mel stole my lappy
57:00 <Nikky`> lol
57:00 <johninja> i think she is trying to set me up :/
57:00 <Kelevra> I did no such thing
57:00 <Kelevra> Stop lying 
57:00 <Kelevra> I'm your pimp
58:00 <Nikky`> Because i'm happy to keep you around for now
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thanx
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Makes me feel special
58:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
58:00 <Nikky`> you should
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
58:00 <Nikky`> Will you get any money for him tho?
58:00 <JohninjasBestMan> johninja, I'd like to meet up ASAP
58:00 <JohninjasBestMan> I'm only about 15 - 20 l away
58:00 <JohninjasBestMan> k*
59:00 <Serenity> you're not being weird and creepy at all JohninjasBestMan keep it up
59:00 <JohninjasBestMan> hahahahaha
59:00 <Kelevra> He disconnected so he's feeding the baby
59:00 <Kelevra> He's so domesticated
59:00 <JohninjasBestMan> What baby?
59:00 <JohninjasBestMan> did you have it already Kelevra
59:00 <JohninjasBestMan> ?
59:00 <Maurice> ...
59:00 <stebie> they move fast
00:00 <yehmate> Nikky do u lick whipped cream off the penis
00:00 <Kelevra> Yeah she's going on four months old 
00:00 <stebie> wow
00:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Well I don't know, I'm not here 24/7 like some
00:00 <Maurice> Another few months and she can move out
00:00 <Kelevra> Lost all the baby weight thankgod 
00:00 <Kelevra> Hopefully 
00:00 <Kelevra> She's a killjoy on my sex life 
00:00 <stebie> wait, whose baby is it?
00:00 <Kelevra> Mine
00:00 <Serenity> mine
00:00 <Kelevra> Lol
01:00 <DreamSeller> not yours.
01:00 <yehmate> not u
01:00 <Nikky`> No, I can't have cream
01:00 <yehmate> chocolate suace
01:00 <stebie> stop confusing me
01:00 <Kelevra> It's ours!
01:00 <Serenity> Kelevra had a baby
01:00 <stebie> yours and Serenity's?
01:00 <Kelevra> It's a product of shit sex on irc
01:00 <Kelevra> Angelina Marlene Rose
01:00 <stebie> that makes sense
01:00 <Serenity> eeee i love that our mums had the same name
02:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1012147_10151936013607714_1354278903_n.jpg
02:00 <stebie> wow, congrats! didn't even know you were pregnant
02:00 <Kelevra> Yeah it's pretty cool
02:00 <Maurice> (she wasn't, she actually stole the baby)
02:00 <stebie> oic
02:00 <Serenity> eodl
02:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I didn't tell many ppl cause the father was such an ass
02:00 <Serenity> rofl
02:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Who's the father?
02:00 <Nikky`> was? I believe still is
02:00 <Maurice> was = is
02:00 <Serenity> is
02:00 <Maurice> Haha Nikky`
02:00 <stebie> yeah, who's the father?
02:00 <stebie> !!
03:00 <Nikky`> lol DreamSeller
03:00 <Kelevra> The biological father isn't in the picture 
03:00 <stebie> i miss all the goss
03:00 <Serenity> irc doesnt need to know that
03:00 <stebie> irc seems to already know it :\
03:00 <JohninjasBestMan> I bet it's Crows
03:00 <stebie> bar some
03:00 <Maurice> He was a sperm donor at best
03:00 <Serenity> thres that math thing going wrong again
03:00 <Serenity> they broke up 5 years ago. the baby is 4 months old.
03:00 <Kelevra> If he donated sperm you'd be so ripped off
03:00 <JohninjasBestMan> They fucked in between though
03:00 <stebie> lol mel
04:00 <DreamSeller> :D 
04:00 <Serenity> they did?
04:00 <JohninjasBestMan> yes
04:00 <Bonny> fuck? a stork brings the baby
04:00 <Bonny> surely
04:00 <Maurice> stebie any further queries ask JohninjasBestMan, he appears to know it all
04:00 <Bonny> that's what I was told
04:00 <stebie> i agree with Bonny
04:00 <stebie> Bonny's explanation is more plausible than JohninjasBestMan's
04:00 <Serenity> its not dylans baby lets just stop that rumour before it starts
04:00 <Bonny> lol
04:00 <JohninjasBestMan> no no
04:00 <Maurice> Remember the old cartoons where the stork would be drunk and give people the wrong baby
04:00 <Maurice> I think thats what happened with my kids
05:00 <JohninjasBestMan> let's start a rumour
05:00 <stebie> lol Maurice
05:00 <Bonny> could have Maurice
05:00 <Kelevra> It's Anthony btw
05:00 <JohninjasBestMan> :/
05:00 <JohninjasBestMan> I see
05:00 <stebie> oicic
05:00 <Maurice> Needle dick
05:00 <Serenity> id just tell people shes johns
05:00 <Serenity> say you had an affair
05:00 <Bonny> lol
05:00 <stebie> as long as he pays child support
05:00 <Kelevra> Everyone thinks she's johns
05:00 <johninja> she is now
05:00 <Serenity> LOL child support
05:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
05:00 <Kelevra> Nah I don't want his money 
06:00 <Nikky`> I must remember to call my mum tomorrow, I did promise her 
06:00 <shadsam> ...
06:00 <Lumeah> ...
06:00 <shadsam> hi
06:00 <shadsam> u coming up
06:00 <shadsam> tomorrow
06:00 <JohninjasBestMan> But johninja shoots blanks
06:00 <JohninjasBestMan> how can it be his?
06:00 <Serenity> he doesnt pay it for his other 2 kids mels not getting a cent
06:00 <Bonny> who said it was his?
06:00 <johninja> did your mum tell you that matty?
06:00 <Bonny> the stork brought the baby
06:00 <stebie> Kelevra, it's not for you though.. just put it in the kitty for the bub
06:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Yes
06:00 <johninja> i c
06:00 <JohninjasBestMan> DEMAND PAYMENT
06:00 <johninja> that bitch is a fat liar
06:00 <johninja> you tke after her
06:00 <stebie> a rainy day fund, if you will
06:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I wish I could but he ripped me off a couple of grand 
06:00 <Serenity> [5:06pm] <Serenity> he doesnt pay it for his other 2 kids mels not getting a cent
07:00 <Nikky`> ?
07:00 <shadsam> lumeah
07:00 <Nikky`> ah
07:00 <shadsam> cum
07:00 <Kelevra> He's a broke gold digger 
07:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Go legal
07:00 <stebie> Kelevra, if only they did things here like they do in america
07:00 <Serenity> child support will take it when he dies like my sisters ex
07:00 <stebie> no pay child support? lose your license, cunt.
07:00 <Serenity> she got all his super
07:00 <Kelevra> He cleared out my bank and told me to get an abortion so he's not very logical 
08:00 <Nikky`> maybe later
08:00 <JohninjasBestMan> Kelevra do you have his phone number?
08:00 <Serenity> and look at the precious thing now
08:00 <Serenity> sucks to me him he wont get to know her
08:00 <Serenity> be*
08:00 <Kelevra> Yeah but what's the point. He's moved on and so have i
08:00 <stebie> Kelevra, you'd make that up easily in child support.. even if you don't want it
08:00 <stebie> you're, well your kid, is owed it
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm best to just raise her
09:00 <Nikky`> Yes?
09:00 <stebie> someone should make him a eunuch
09:00 <Serenity> its easier said than done unfortunately stebie
09:00 <stebie> if that's the case
09:00 <Serenity> if she makes a claim she loses part of her entitlements and if he doesnt pay the cs she loses out
09:00 <Maurice> He really needs to stop breeding
09:00 <Maurice> Although I'm still shocked that something so small has made more than one kid
09:00 <Serenity> no shit.
09:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he's dating another chick with kids
09:00 <Serenity> that is a pathetic pecker
10:00 <Lumeah> i don't think so babe
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol shot down
10:00 <lapotr> who is this guy?
10:00 <stebie> is his pecker circulating online like Picard's
10:00 <Serenity> it was
10:00 <JohninjasBestMan> So was johninjas
10:00 <stebie> another event i miss
10:00 <stebie> crikey
10:00 <Maurice> It was ridiculously small
10:00 <Kelevra> I never shared his dick on here
10:00 <Bonny> but it still produced
10:00 <Maurice> I can't even remember who sent it to me
10:00 <Kelevra> It's tiny he used to piss on himself 
10:00 <Maurice> But the image is burnt into my retinas
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> Darcy did
11:00 <DreamSeller> LOL SHADS GOT REJECTED 
11:00 <Kelevra> I used to rage fuck him
11:00 <stebie> Serenity, so, she may have to give him visitation if he wants it (like he's made effort, by the sound of it)
11:00 <Kelevra> :/
11:00 <Kelevra> Totally frustrating 
11:00 <stebie> it's what the baby deserves, is all... that's my opinion
11:00 <stebie> and as you know, opinions are like arseholes
11:00 <Kelevra> Nah he's never seen her
11:00 <Maurice> The baby doesn't deserve a father who doesn't give a shit for his kids
11:00 <Kelevra> To my knowledge he doesn't care about her
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> This seat is cold on my nuts nikky
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Time to go back inside
12:00 <Nikky`> Then put on your nuts warmer
12:00 <stebie> Kelevra, holy fuck it's that tiny... wow. :\
12:00 <Maurice> I remember him once telling me it's Kelevras fault he didn't wear a condom
12:00 <Kelevra> Yeah it's pretty shameful 
12:00 <Maurice> I told you not to hold that gun to his head..
12:00 <stebie> i so want to make that the topic
12:00 <Kelevra> Sezz asks me always HOW
12:00 <Kelevra> lol
12:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont get it
12:00 <Kelevra> Haha
13:00 <Nikky`> Oi
13:00 <Nikky`> cheeky bugger
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was just looking
13:00 <Nikky`> I see
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I put a pillow under them
13:00 <CannibalClown> how did you not powerspew the whole time he was near you
13:00 <Serenity> [5:11pm] <@stebie> Serenity, so, she may have to give him visitation if he wants it (like he's made effort, by the sound of it)
13:00 <Serenity> im not talking about visitation
13:00 <Kelevra> I love fat dudes
13:00 <Maurice> She has no gag reflex, CannibalClown ;)
13:00 <Serenity> im saying if she claims child support she loses her centrelink money because cs is classed as an income.
13:00 <Kelevra> Jks babe
13:00 <Serenity> if he doesnt pay which he wont she then has no cs and no money
13:00 <stebie> Serenity, ahhh, i don't know all them intricate details
13:00 <johninja> ;p;
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
14:00 <Nikky`> That works
14:00 <Nikky`> I guess
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah back in bed now
14:00 <Nikky`> I don't have nuts to know for sure
14:00 <DreamSeller> hey Nikky` 
14:00 <DreamSeller> guess what would look good on your chin
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey DreamSeller
14:00 <Kelevra> Me neither 
14:00 <johninja> i can put on weight for you babe <3
14:00 <Serenity> its the reason i dont get it either
14:00 <Serenity> because if they dont pay
14:00 <Serenity> you're screwed twice
14:00 <johninja> i'll just tell everyone its for  movie role
14:00 <Kelevra> You have all the right weight in the right places
14:00 <stebie> does he work?
14:00 <stebie> don't they deduct it from his pay?
15:00 <Nikky`> Nothing, I have a lovely chin
15:00 <Nikky`> :P
15:00 <stebie> if it's court-ordered
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah as a traffic controller 
15:00 <stebie> traffic controller... fat... does he work on the set of thomas the tank engine?
15:00 <Serenity> all cs is compulsary but its got nothing to do with the courts
15:00 <Serenity> doesnt mean they dont do the dodge
15:00 <Kelevra> I don't know how it works 
15:00 <johninja> fuck off Fennec_Fox
16:00 <Serenity> get out Fennec_Fox
16:00 <stebie> Serenity, it can't be both compulsory and unpaid
16:00 <Fennec_Fox> shove ur head up ur ass 
16:00 <Serenity> it certainly can
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <stebie> if it's not paid, sue them
16:00 <johninja> it bites
16:00 <Serenity> and it happens all the time
16:00 <stebie> they're not going to hand it to you voluntarily
16:00 <Kelevra> I'm best to just stay away from him. One of the last times he spoke to me he said he'd bash my head in, in my sleep 
16:00 <Serenity> like i said my sister got her ex's super when he killed himself beacuse of it
17:00 <Kelevra> Wow
17:00 <Serenity> work places lie about pays a lot believe it or not. men have different bank accounts to dodge child support. its not as easy as it sounds
17:00 <stebie> Kelevra, see.. all you gotta do is make him off himself
17:00 <stebie> and you're set
17:00 <stebie> no offence Serenity
17:00 <Kelevra> Haha
17:00 <johninja> just mke it look like an accident
17:00 <Serenity> well hedoesnt have to kill himself
17:00 <Serenity> he just has to die
17:00 <Kelevra> He'll die soon enough. He drinks and eats too much
18:00 <CannibalClown> zing
18:00 <Kelevra> I dunno how he lives
18:00 <stebie> Serenity, even better
18:00 <Serenity> child support seize the funds before anyone else can even look at them
18:00 <Serenity> then the outstanding amounts are removed
18:00 <stebie> wait, if CS is compulsory, does he even know he has to pay it?
18:00 <Kelevra> That's insane 
18:00 <Serenity> for his other two kids he does stebie
18:00 <Serenity> i dont think melbs applied
18:00 <stebie> has he been made aware, or whatever the process is
18:00 <Serenity> er
18:00 <Serenity> mels
18:00 <stebie> ahh okay
19:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if I die if he'd get Angel. I fkn hope not
19:00 <stebie> Kelevra, he probably would
19:00 <johninja> Kelevra wants me to bang her while she ircs
19:00 <Serenity> legally he would if hes on the birth cert
19:00 <johninja> fuck that
19:00 <stebie> johninja, you're a lucky man
19:00 <Kelevra> I should make a will
19:00 <Serenity> but he'd have to take whoever has her to court
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <Serenity> and hes too fat n lazy for that
19:00 <johninja> i am
19:00 <Kelevra> Cool
19:00 <stebie> Kelevra, i don't think kids can be included as possessions on wills
19:00 <johninja> she is a stunner
19:00 <Kelevra> Hrm
19:00 <Serenity> no they cant haha
19:00 <Kelevra> You're a stunner
20:00 <Serenity> not over paternal rights anyway
20:00 <johninja> <3
20:00 <Serenity> only if both parents die
20:00 <stebie> every time i hear the word stunner, it reminds me of hungry jacks
20:00 <stebie> :$
20:00 <Serenity> mmmm
20:00 <Serenity> sundae
20:00 <Kelevra> I'll put john on the birth cert, he wouldn't sell her
20:00 <stebie> sunday 30 march
20:00 <stebie> :P
20:00 <Serenity> if anthony isnt on the birth cert he has no rights
20:00 <Serenity> he would have to go to court to prove hes her father then be granted rights
20:00 <slower> oh i cant belive it ricardo drove of with front wheel not on properly
21:00 <Serenity> DNA etc
21:00 <Kelevra> I haven't put her birth cert in yet
21:00 <stebie> Serenity, he could protest if he wanted to, DNA test to confirm, etc.
21:00 <Serenity> yes all at his cost through the court
21:00 <Serenity> is what i just said
21:00 <Serenity> mel you will get fined for failure to report a birth
21:00 <stebie> ic ic
21:00 <Kelevra> He's too lazy for that
21:00 <Kelevra> How much?
21:00 <Serenity> i dont know
21:00 <Serenity> but you get 6 weeks after theyre born to lodge
21:00 <Serenity> sooo id be looking into that
22:00 <Kelevra> I've been heaps busy travelling 
22:00 <Kelevra> I'll send it off tomorrow 
22:00 <Kelevra> And be sure I don't die
23:00 <stebie> has johninja been showing you australia?
23:00 <Kelevra> Nah we went to Byron bay and nimbin and then to beachmere 
23:00 <Kelevra> Then to Melbourne 
24:00 <Kelevra> Cost a lot but it was worth it
24:00 <Excessive> wat did u buy in nimbin?
24:00 <Excessive> :P
24:00 <Kelevra> Next week should be exciting, we might be becoming trailer trash
24:00 <Kelevra> Hash cookies, weed and acid
24:00 <Kelevra> Lol
25:00 <Excessive> eheheheh
25:00 <Kelevra> Made the trip interesting 
25:00 <Kelevra> I lost part of my hearing for a few hours
28:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10002927_10201169600836742_1974190315_n.jpg
28:00 <Excessive> how is byron these days, still jus the two roundabouts or did the upgrade to some traffic lights?
28:00 <Excessive> they*
28:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10002927_10201169600836742_1974190315_n.jpg
28:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10002927_10201169600836742_1974190315_n.jpg
29:00 <Excessive> and ................
29:00 <Excessive> did u go to the car park?
30:00 <slower> parents
31:00 <simba> taking drugs IS fun
31:00 <simba> its not like its boring
31:00 <simba> you gotta give it that
31:00 <simba> Kelevra are u sure u and john are right for acid
32:00 <slower> not for the kids, i have seen the results
32:00 <simba> i hope u have a safe trip
32:00 <Kelevra> Excessive: it's a huge place now
32:00 <Kelevra> Oh we did it weeks ago
33:00 <couleurs> use bleach instead
33:00 <simba> 2 lsd trips in 1 month ??
33:00 <Kelevra> Yeah something like that
33:00 <Kelevra> John had four in one go
33:00 <couleurs> use bleach instead
33:00 <couleurs> use bleach instead
34:00 <Excessive> h4rdc0r3
34:00 <simba> the old windowpane
34:00 <Kelevra> He wasn't too fucked 
34:00 <Kelevra> We were on a bus when we had them
35:00 <Kelevra> 4hrs
37:00 <Excessive> I donno, last time I had acid abt 5 yrs ago I was up all nite on here/other chans typin away and still remembered how shit the usual dirty comedown was
37:00 <Kelevra> Lol
38:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I was fuzzy for a good two days after
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> irc on lsd
38:00 <simba> ~~KOOL~~
38:00 <Excessive> "look at my hands man, oh gtfo I can see my VEINS!"
38:00 <Kelevra> John wouldn't even sleep in the same bed as me
39:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
39:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( (Serenity) you can fuck right off until you learn not to be a gigantic twat faced pigmy yo) 1 day 21 minutes ago (28.03. 19:17), after spending 7 hours 11 minutes there.
39:00 <frayedknot> cue Pieter joining in 3....2....1....
39:00 <Nikky`> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
39:00 <frayedknot> shame it wasn't a lifetime band
39:00 <johninja> LOL
39:00 <johninja> i was scared ok
39:00 <Kelevra> I raped him at the beach
39:00 <johninja> too many friendships have been ruined by drunken sexcpades
39:00 <Kelevra> Cut myself on rocks and shit
39:00 <johninja> yeah the beach was far more romantic
39:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
39:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( (Serenity) you can fuck right off until you learn not to be a gigantic twat faced pigmy yo) 1 day 21 minutes ago (28.03. 19:17), after spending 7 hours 11 minutes there.
39:00 <frayedknot> cue Pieter joining in 3....2....1....
39:00 <Nikky`> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
39:00 <frayedknot> shame it wasn't a lifetime band
39:00 <frayedknot> ban
39:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
39:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( (Serenity) you can fuck right off until you learn not to be a gigantic twat faced pigmy yo) 1 day 21 minutes ago (28.03. 19:17), after spending 7 hours 11 minutes there.
39:00 <frayedknot> cue Pieter joining in 3....2....1....
39:00 <Nikky`> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
39:00 <frayedknot> shame it wasn't a lifetime band
39:00 <frayedknot> ban
40:00 <frayedknot> ban
40:00 <Nikky`> We are not that lucky
40:00 <Maurice> Yeah sand in all your holes is super romantic
40:00 <Kelevra> Pussy 
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> Fkn romance 
40:00 <Kelevra> No time for romance 
40:00 <DonJuaninja> phht
40:00 <Nikky`> We are not that lucky
40:00 <Nikky`> We are not that lucky
41:00 <frayedknot> indeed
41:00 <DonJuaninja> you are very romantic
41:00 <stebie> it's good to see you two happy
41:00 <stebie> ^_^
41:00 <Kelevra> Hey if you change your name I won't need my tattoo covered, I'm sure your parents won't mind
41:00 <DonJuaninja> you put a solar candle in our room when we made love once
41:00 <DonJuaninja> both romantic and environmentaly sound
41:00 <DonJuaninja> i was so seduced that night
41:00 <stebie> made love, or just fucked?
41:00 <Kelevra> That's not romantic 
41:00 <DonJuaninja> we do both
41:00 <Kelevra> I fucked, I think he made love 
41:00 <frayedknot> indeed
41:00 <frayedknot> indeed
42:00 <DonJuaninja> lol
42:00 <Kelevra> Sticky cummy love 
42:00 <DonJuaninja> juices~
42:00 <Kelevra> You're so feral 
42:00 <Kelevra> I adore you
42:00 <Excessive> last time at the beach for me, with the x abt 2 yrs ago we walked along the rocks and I fckn slipped on the moss and cut my hands open on the shells and shit, the we sat down for a lil while around the rocks and this lil pool of water with lil fishies tryinnah eat away at our feet lol ........... jus pecking at our feet
43:00 <Nikky`> well maybe we are
43:00 <Nikky`> they have not joined
43:00 <DonJuaninja> lol
43:00 <DonJuaninja> cute
43:00 <Kelevra> I don't remember too much just that I woke up bleeding 
43:00 <Nikky`> well maybe we are
43:00 <Nikky`> they have not joined
43:00 <Nikky`> well maybe we are
43:00 <Nikky`> they have not joined
44:00 <Kelevra> And I didn't have pent up sexual frustration 
44:00 <johninja> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10157303_372892679517525_1870577603_n.jpg 
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> So I was like let's do that again 
44:00 <johninja> bleeding from your leg i hope
44:00 <Kelevra> Yeah my leg not my vadge
45:00 <Excessive> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11rwxk_titty-flash-compilation_music?start=2
45:00 <johninja> you kept trying all these funky ocean positions but we were both too drunk and you kept falling off
45:00 <johninja> "lets go home" "k"
45:00 <Kelevra> Yeah see how romantic is that
45:00 <Serenity> LOL mel
45:00 <Serenity> your text..
45:00 <Serenity> it was like excitement and terror all at once
45:00 <Kelevra> What was it lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Haha
45:00 <Serenity> I CANT REMEMBER LAST NIGHT BUT IM BLEEDING AND BRUISED ITS AWESOME
45:00 <Serenity> oookkkk
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <Excessive> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11rwxk_titty-flash-compilation_music?start=2
45:00 <Excessive> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11rwxk_titty-flash-compilation_music?start=2
46:00 <Kelevra> Lol
46:00 <Excessive> lol the x got burnt really bad, I mean jus fckn RED ALL OVAH .......... I told her to lay up against the wall (when in bed), the wall was cool for her
46:00 <Serenity> im paraphrasing of course
46:00 <Kelevra> Haha
46:00 <Kelevra> Had to tell someone lol
46:00 <johninja> yeh my dick hurt a bit
46:00 <Serenity> what the hell did you two do hahaha
46:00 <johninja> she has been bnging too many dudes with small wangs
47:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I have fucked so many small dudes
47:00 <Nikky`> except mine, she refused mine - I got lil sad over it
47:00 <Kelevra> Haha
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> allo
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> ullo ullo
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> hulloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> hulloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <johninja> Nikkys wang is ok
48:00 <johninja> its thick
48:00 <Nikky`> My wang is adorable
48:00 <Kelevra> You should hook in
48:00 <Nikky`> lol
48:00 <johninja> i'm quite satisfied with what i have
48:00 <johninja> ;)
48:00 <Nikky`> tho, not sure if you should call a dick adorable
48:00 <Nikky`> just seems, weird
48:00 <johninja> lol tru
48:00 <Kelevra> Aww you
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> allo
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> ullo ullo
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> hulloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> hulloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> allo
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> ullo ullo
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> hulloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
48:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> hulloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]
49:00 <DreamSeller> anyone seen my mate 
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> HULLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> im your mate?
49:00 <johninja> cute dick
49:00 <DreamSeller> anyone seen my mate 
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> HULLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> im your mate?
49:00 <DreamSeller> anyone seen my mate 
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> HULLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
49:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> im your mate?
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> Stop it DORIS
50:00 <shadsam> lololol
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> I KNOW ITS YOU
50:00 <shadsam> sup pieter
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> Kthxbai
50:00 <doctor> so tormented and deep
50:00 <Kelevra> My dick is cute 
50:00 <Serenity> im so glad theres a new romance around the plac e
50:00 <johninja> me 2
50:00 <johninja> so glad i worked up the courage
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> Stop it DORIS
50:00 <shadsam> lololol
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> I KNOW ITS YOU
50:00 <shadsam> sup pieter
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> Kthxbai
50:00 <doctor> so tormented and deep
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> Stop it DORIS
50:00 <shadsam> lololol
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> I KNOW ITS YOU
50:00 <shadsam> sup pieter
50:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> Kthxbai
50:00 <doctor> so tormented and deep
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> doctoreeeeeeee
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> i fart every 5 minuto and shit every time i eat something,  pls help me
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> its affecting my social life
51:00 <Kelevra> Yeah me too. He'll crack it eventually 
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Serenity> you guys could be all married n stuff in a few years
51:00 <Serenity> oh em gee
51:00 <Kelevra> He doesn't realize how laid back and annoying I can be
51:00 <johninja> yeah we are pretty compatable
51:00 <stebie> you can raise all your kids on irc
51:00 <Kelevra> John doesn't believe in marriage 
51:00 <johninja> we both like iced tea
51:00 <stebie> it'd be like the truman show, but not
51:00 <Kelevra> Lol
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> doctoreeeeeeee
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> i fart every 5 minuto and shit every time i eat something,  pls help me
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> its affecting my social life
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> doctoreeeeeeee
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> i fart every 5 minuto and shit every time i eat something,  pls help me
51:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> its affecting my social life
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what can i doooooooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what do i doooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what am i to dooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> and
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> how do i do ittttttttttttttttttt?
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> I should have called my daughter mircena
52:00 <johninja> we were trying to work out angels nic today
52:00 <Kelevra> Or Longie 
52:00 <stebie> next time, Kelevra, next time
52:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
52:00 <Serenity> my kids will never be on here ill cut their fingers off first
52:00 <stebie> lol Serenity
52:00 <Kelevra> Lol
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what can i doooooooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what do i doooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what am i to dooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> and
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> how do i do ittttttttttttttttttt?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what can i doooooooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what do i doooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> what am i to dooooooooooooooooooo?
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> and
52:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> how do i do ittttttttttttttttttt?
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please bruthersssssssssss  pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> the pain is too much
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherly bruthers of the holy brutherly brutherhood!
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please bruthersssssssssss  pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> the pain is too much
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherly bruthers of the holy brutherly brutherhood!
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please bruthersssssssssss  pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> the pain is too much
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherly bruthers of the holy brutherly brutherhood!
54:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help meeeeeeeeeeeee, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please brutherssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <doctor> you're doomed, friend. i will remember to say something nice about you at your funeral
54:00 <frayedknot> you'll be the only one doing so, doctor 
54:00 <Serenity> ants super genious though so it'll be above his level in about a year
54:00 <Serenity> er
54:00 <Serenity> below..
54:00 <Kelevra> Haha
54:00 <johninja> guiness
54:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help meeeeeeeeeeeee, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please brutherssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <doctor> you're doomed, friend. i will remember to say something nice about you at your funeral
54:00 <frayedknot> you'll be the only one doing so, doctor 
54:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help meeeeeeeeeeeee, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please brutherssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:00 <doctor> you're doomed, friend. i will remember to say something nice about you at your funeral
54:00 <frayedknot> you'll be the only one doing so, doctor 
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> is that how you treat a bruther?
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why bruthersssssssssss whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why are you hurting me for????????????
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
55:00 <Kelevra> Definitely below 
55:00 <Serenity> he blows my mind
55:00 <Kelevra> John blows mine
55:00 <johninja> oh you
55:00 <Serenity> im sure he does
55:00 <johninja> so romantic
55:00 <Serenity> all over it
55:00 <Kelevra> Stop aiming for my nose
55:00 <Serenity> lololol
55:00 <johninja> i will blow your vag too if you hurry up and shave x
55:00 <Kelevra> Stfu
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> is that how you treat a bruther?
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why bruthersssssssssss whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why are you hurting me for????????????
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> is that how you treat a bruther?
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why bruthersssssssssss whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why are you hurting me for????????????
55:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
56:00 <Kelevra> Omg
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Kelevra> ASSHOLE 
56:00 <Serenity> hahaha you two are so much alike
56:00 <johninja> i held up my end of the brgain
56:00 <Kelevra> look it's true what I said time makes the heart grow fonder
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
56:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
57:00 <Kelevra> If you give me head now I'll fkn persuade you to do more shit
57:00 <Serenity> get outtt
57:00 <johninja> sheesh
57:00 <milk> is it true? azns wither up and die if they dont get to watch popasia?
57:00 <Kelevra> Lol
57:00 <johninja> Serenity make her shave
57:00 <Serenity> get some hair removal cream man
57:00 <johninja> she won't let me go to town on her until she does
57:00 <Serenity> i tested that shit out last week
57:00 <Kelevra> You're a bad cunt john
57:00 <Serenity> smooth as fuck
57:00 <johninja> its like dating a nun
57:00 <johninja> yeah veet
57:00 <johninja> do it!
57:00 <Serenity> a nun that fucks you twice a day right
57:00 <johninja> yeh
57:00 <Kelevra> What kind and where
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
57:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
58:00 <Kelevra> Yeah john
58:00 <Serenity> oh and no itchy regrowth with the cream
58:00 <Serenity> mines nads sensitive
58:00 <Kelevra> Oh nice
58:00 <Serenity> hehehe nads
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Kelevra> Nads lol
58:00 <Kelevra> Kk john buy it tomorrow and you can go to town 
58:00 <johninja> done
58:00 <johninja> YAY
58:00 <Kelevra> I'll sit on your face
58:00 <Kynetic> http://www.livememe.com/9h994zl.jpg
58:00 <johninja> schwing
58:00 <Kelevra> Lol
59:00 <Serenity> its like
59:00 <Kynetic> sup
59:00 <johninja> hey Kynetic
59:00 <Kelevra> Heyhey
59:00 <Serenity> how ever smooth shaving is then 10 times more smooth some how
59:00 <Kelevra> Wow johns all tapping his foot and shit 
59:00 <Kelevra> Dirty moll
59:00 <Serenity> rofl
59:00 <Serenity> kick him
00:00 <Kelevra> You're such a prude 
00:00 <johninja> where do we get it?
00:00 <Kelevra> Lol
00:00 <Serenity> coles
00:00 <Serenity> woolies
00:00 <Kelevra> Hassling sezz
00:00 <Serenity> chemist
00:00 <johninja> aws
00:00 <johninja> ty
00:00 <johninja> made my week
00:00 <Kelevra> K no sex till then k
00:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:00 <johninja> hmm
00:00 <Serenity> johns like.. brb
00:00 <Kelevra> You made me feel bad
01:00 <johninja> is there a 24 hour woolies here?
01:00 <Kelevra> Lol
01:00 <Kelevra> Nah
01:00 <johninja> :(
01:00 <Serenity> servo?
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <johninja> haaha
01:00 <Kelevra> He's giggling like a school girl
01:00 <Serenity> haha
02:00 <kattt> bye mandyjane
02:00 <kattt> bye Bastardly_One
02:00 <johninja> she started doing all these weird ninja moves and yelling while i was walking beside her today
02:00 <johninja> apparently there was a bee
02:00 <Kelevra> Lol 
02:00 <Kelevra> There was!
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> Lucky he had the baby or I'd have thrown her
02:00 <johninja> i reckon
02:00 <Kelevra> Bees are fucked
02:00 <kattt> bye mandyjane
02:00 <kattt> bye Bastardly_One
02:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> katt
02:00 <kattt> bye mandyjane
02:00 <kattt> bye Bastardly_One
02:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> katt
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> katt
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me
03:00 <kattt> you were such a bastard
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <kattt> omg
03:00 <kattt> what
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> im suicidal
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> i dont know what to do
03:00 <kattt> no youre not
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
03:00 <Serenity> LOL
03:00 <Serenity> omg
03:00 <Serenity> mental images of angel flying across a park
03:00 <Nikky`> well angels do fly
03:00 <Kelevra> Yeah imagine explaining that
03:00 <Kelevra> I threw my baby at a bee
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me
03:00 <kattt> you were such a bastard
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <kattt> omg
03:00 <kattt> what
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> im suicidal
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> i dont know what to do
03:00 <kattt> no youre not
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> katt
03:00 <kattt> omg who let the 13 yr old in here?
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me
03:00 <kattt> you were such a bastard
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <kattt> omg
03:00 <kattt> what
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> im suicidal
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> i dont know what to do
03:00 <kattt> no youre not
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
03:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> katt
03:00 <kattt> omg who let the 13 yr old in here?
04:00 <kattt> omg who let the 13 yr old in here?
04:00 <ooomp> Poor trout
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me\
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> is that how you treat a bruther?
04:00 <ooomp> 13 11 44 
04:00 <ooomp> Call now
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why are you hurting me for????????????
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherly bruthers of the holy brutherly brutherhood!
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> the pain is too much
04:00 <kattt> omg
04:00 <Maurice> Sometimes you have to sacrifice a child or two to save yourself
04:00 <Maurice> We've all been there
04:00 <Kelevra> Lmao 
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Serenity> i always had an irrational fear of my kids having a huntsman or something on them
04:00 <Serenity> id never be able to get it off
04:00 <johninja> fark
04:00 <Kelevra> Oh fuck yeah
04:00 <johninja> i catch and release them
04:00 <Serenity> id be running in the opposite direction
04:00 <Kelevra> Piss off
04:00 <ooomp> Poor trout
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me\
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> is that how you treat a bruther?
04:00 <ooomp> 13 11 44 
04:00 <ooomp> Call now
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why are you hurting me for????????????
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherly bruthers of the holy brutherly brutherhood!
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> the pain is too much
04:00 <kattt> omg
04:00 <ooomp> Poor trout
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> please help me\
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> is that how you treat a bruther?
04:00 <ooomp> 13 11 44 
04:00 <ooomp> Call now
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> why are you hurting me for????????????
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop hurting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> stop
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> brutherly bruthers of the holy brutherly brutherhood!
04:00 <Tormenting_Whispers> the pain is too much
04:00 <kattt> omg
05:00 <kattt> thanks ChanOP
05:00 <kattt> and Maurice
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
05:00 <kattt> what a drainer
05:00 <kattt> lol
05:00 <johninja> but the thought of them doing that still sucks
05:00 <Kelevra> I'll make you murder them 
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Nikky`> If they get in the house they are fair game to die
05:00 <Serenity> fuck that catch and release shit
05:00 <johninja> with fire
05:00 <Serenity> burn that cunt to the ground
05:00 <Kelevra> Yes!
05:00 <Serenity> and the house it came from
05:00 <Kelevra> Haha
05:00 <Kelevra> This is how Sezz moved 
05:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
05:00 <Serenity> ive seen an on fire huntsman try to attack someone
05:00 <Serenity> its was awful
05:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
05:00 <Kelevra> She burnt her house down killing a spider
05:00 <kattt> thanks ChanOP
05:00 <kattt> and Maurice
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
05:00 <kattt> what a drainer
05:00 <kattt> lol
05:00 <kattt> thanks ChanOP
05:00 <kattt> and Maurice
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
05:00 <kattt> what a drainer
05:00 <kattt> lol
06:00 <partay> retard hour
06:00 <Serenity> ive only seen one huntsman while living here
06:00 <Serenity> and it was a baby
06:00 <Kelevra> Ew
06:00 <Serenity> i screamed the place down like a maniac
06:00 <partay> retard hour
06:00 <partay> retard hour
07:00 <shadsam> my saying yes
07:00 <shadsam> thats copyright
07:00 <shadsam> time for salt n vinegar chips
07:00 <Nikky`> I've had two now in my unit
07:00 <Kelevra> I'd push john into moving traffic if it came down to it
07:00 <Kelevra> Hate bugs
07:00 <johninja> charming
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but john should want to go into the traffic for you Kelevra.. romantic haha
07:00 <Serenity> my old unit i lived in before the kids were borb
07:00 <Serenity> born..
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> Shucks babe
07:00 <Serenity> i swear there was one in the house every week
07:00 <johninja> i get one or two 
07:00 <Kelevra> I hate them
07:00 <shadsam> my saying yes
07:00 <shadsam> thats copyright
07:00 <shadsam> time for salt n vinegar chips
07:00 <shadsam> my saying yes
07:00 <shadsam> thats copyright
07:00 <shadsam> time for salt n vinegar chips
08:00 <kattt> can i have some?
08:00 <shadsam> no
08:00 <shadsam> u can have half of 1
08:00 <shadsam> LOL
08:00 <shadsam> brb
08:00 <shadsam> hahahah
08:00 <kattt> so cold
08:00 <johninja> let the chill until they come too close and freak me out
08:00 <Kelevra> My little spoon will kill them 
08:00 <johninja> haha
08:00 <johninja> i felt so dominated
08:00 <Kelevra> Or I'll with hold sex
08:00 <Nikky`> My old house had roller door to garage to had to pull up and down yourself so I always left it up - one day I pulled it down and there was a huntsman and all her babies on it
08:00 <johninja> waking up as the little spoon
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm not dominate 
08:00 <johninja> i know babe
08:00 <kattt> can i have some?
08:00 <shadsam> no
08:00 <shadsam> u can have half of 1
08:00 <shadsam> LOL
08:00 <shadsam> brb
08:00 <shadsam> hahahah
08:00 <kattt> so cold
08:00 <kattt> can i have some?
08:00 <shadsam> no
08:00 <shadsam> u can have half of 1
08:00 <shadsam> LOL
08:00 <shadsam> brb
08:00 <shadsam> hahahah
08:00 <kattt> so cold
09:00 <Kelevra> Go to bed and fuck me
09:00 <Serenity> i nearly glasses pauls brother beacuse he thought it was funny to bring a baby one near me
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Serenity> thats how irrational i get
09:00 <Kelevra> Lol
09:00 <johninja> :/
09:00 <Serenity> glassed*
09:00 <johninja> yeh i'm not a cunt (much)
09:00 <Serenity> im not even kidding if he had of got one step closer to me id have done it
09:00 <johninja> mel keeps thinking i will do all this cruel shit to her
09:00 <johninja> like push her in water
09:00 <Kelevra> I'd have supported that act
10:00 <partay> kattt tits or gtfo
10:00 <Serenity> hes a bit of a cunt
10:00 <Serenity> he thinks hes hilarious to terrorise me about it
10:00 <Kelevra> Well my ex was cruel and you're tall so you could easily hurt me. I'm cautious 
10:00 <Serenity> i dont think its quite so funny
10:00 <Kelevra> Hey maybe I'll beat you john
10:00 <johninja> there's a line
10:00 <Nikky`> At least you both have guys to kill those damn spiders.I have to scream and use a whole can of fly spray on em
10:00 <johninja> maybe you will
10:00 <Kelevra> Lol
10:00 <johninja> i don't plan on finding out
10:00 <partay> kattt tits or gtfo
10:00 <partay> kattt tits or gtfo
11:00 <kattt> sorry to ruin your good time
11:00 <Kelevra> I'll bash your dickhead into my vagoo
11:00 <johninja> lol Nikky`
11:00 <Kelevra> Johns a virgin
11:00 <johninja> you could probs run faster than me
11:00 <Serenity> LOL Nikky` reminds me of when i was with my ex and he used to do nightshift
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> ass virgin
11:00 <Serenity> and i got bailed up by this MASSIVE huntsman like as big as my hand if not bigger
11:00 <Kelevra> I doubt it. I'm fairly lazy
11:00 <Serenity> and i had to kill it
11:00 <kattt> sorry to ruin your good time
11:00 <kattt> sorry to ruin your good time
12:00 <DreamSeller> ask B1 when she comes back... the bitch has quite a rack 
12:00 <Kelevra> You have midget hands
12:00 <Serenity> i cried like i was being murdered
12:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
12:00 <Loof> meh
12:00 <Nikky`> naww poor Serenity
12:00 <Kelevra> Hey pat
12:00 <johninja> so it didn't feel enpowering at all?
12:00 <Kelevra> Aw
12:00 <Serenity> not at all
12:00 <Kelevra> Poor patsicle
12:00 <Serenity> i sprayed a can of fly spray from across the room long ejnough to pretty much fill the room up LOL
12:00 <DreamSeller> ask B1 when she comes back... the bitch has quite a rack 
12:00 <DreamSeller> ask B1 when she comes back... the bitch has quite a rack 
13:00 <Serenity> then sprayed it with a water bottle on a jet stream
13:00 <Nikky`> first one in my unit was near light switch - night time got up turned on and my god the heart attack I had
13:00 <Serenity> then more fly spray
13:00 <Kelevra> I use fly spray and vacuums
13:00 <Nikky`> Second was putting stuff in freezer. closed door and its staring at me, I think I saw it smirk 
13:00 <Serenity> then when it fell onto the ground i went over and stood on it and i could FEEL it through my shoes and i screamed cause i could feel it
13:00 <Serenity> i bet it did smirk theyre cunts
13:00 <Nikky`> That they are
14:00 <partay> is bastardly 1 female 
14:00 <kattt> that ruins the illusion
14:00 <shadsam> .
14:00 <Serenity> my muscles feel shakey just talking about it lol
14:00 <johninja> im a dirty ass bandit
14:00 <partay> is bastardly 1 female 
14:00 <kattt> that ruins the illusion
14:00 <shadsam> .
14:00 <partay> is bastardly 1 female 
14:00 <kattt> that ruins the illusion
14:00 <shadsam> .
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah you are
15:00 <Kelevra> He just cracked it cause I threw a snotty tissue on his side of the bed
16:00 <partay> DreamSeller i dont like big fat tits
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> Grow up john
16:00 <johninja> ...
16:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1830995853705995&set=vb.100003867943504&type=2&theater
16:00 <johninja> don't be a grot
16:00 <johninja> sheesh lady
16:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but that is gross
16:00 <Nikky`> even i'd be.. pick up that snot rag dirty girl
16:00 <Kelevra> So is him putting his cocky in my mouth
16:00 <Kelevra> Don't see me complaining 
16:00 <johninja> its fresh
16:00 <partay> DreamSeller i dont like big fat tits
16:00 <partay> DreamSeller i dont like big fat tits
17:00 <johninja> meat
17:00 <Kelevra> Freshhhh
17:00 <Nikky`> ok eww
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Kelevra> He goes 'its only doodle'
17:00 <Kelevra> Lol
17:00 <johninja> i said "lets meet Doodle"
17:00 <johninja> we are both deaf
18:00 <Stixor100> Why not?
18:00 <Stixor100> M
18:00 <Kelevra> He's a bad man
18:00 <simba> wb PizzaBabe
18:00 <simba> wb DemonsCum
18:00 <Serenity> mm spaghetti
18:00 <DemonsRun> Ty asshole
18:00 <johninja> noice
18:00 <Kelevra> Why isn't pizza spelt peetza
18:00 <johninja> spag bol
18:00 <johninja> ?
18:00 <Kelevra> Seems more logical 
18:00 <Liinda> jinja
18:00 <johninja> we had chicken, it was pretty coo
18:00 <johninja> hi Liinda
18:00 <johninja> hows you?
18:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/163567_10151440391148303_2015492513_n.jpg
18:00 <Stixor100> Why not?
18:00 <Stixor100> M
18:00 <Stixor100> Why not?
18:00 <Stixor100> M
19:00 <partay> ewwww
19:00 <johninja> lol@peetza
19:00 <Liinda> gooood how r u
19:00 <simba> i think ur supposed to say it like pit-sa but we make the eeee sound
19:00 <Kelevra> We have to cook that chicken up
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Liinda <3
19:00 <johninja> i am...greaat
19:00 <Serenity> yes spag bol
19:00 <Kelevra> Pitza
19:00 <Liinda> Nikky`! <3
19:00 <johninja> peeza
19:00 <Kelevra> Johns a spag bol
19:00 <Liinda> pietza
19:00 <Kelevra> I can see his balls
19:00 <johninja> Kelevra is a chicken kiev
19:00 <Kelevra> Lol he checked 
19:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
19:00 <partay> ewwww
19:00 <partay> they are disgusting
19:00 <partay> ewwww
19:00 <partay> they are disgusting
20:00 <partay> they are disgusting
20:00 <johninja> the fly is busted on these boxers ok
20:00 <milk> meh
20:00 <Kelevra> Made you look 
20:00 <johninja> my dad has seen my dick
20:00 <johninja> "your warrior is hanging out mate"
20:00 <Kelevra> Lol I reckon Lee has seen it
20:00 <johninja> "stop looking then"
20:00 <Kelevra> Warrior lmao 
20:00 <PietSAbabe> Dont shudder!
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Kelevra> Lee totally saw it
20:00 <Liinda> You dont shudder
20:00 <johninja> i reckon she may have
20:00 <Liinda> hows u pie eater?
20:00 <couleurs> glugluglug
21:00 <Stixor100> Haha
21:00 <johninja> gluglguglguglgug
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Grug
21:00 <Serenity> my friends hubby had the police called on him for exposing himself in a servo. what really happened was his work shorts had a tear and he didnt know
21:00 <Serenity> and he doesnt wear jocks
21:00 <Liinda> speaking of which... getting a wine
21:00 <Kelevra> He got up thinking someone was breaking in so he gets up with no pants on
21:00 <johninja> lol sezz
21:00 <Serenity> so his old fella was getting a breather and he had no idea
21:00 <couleurs> :)
21:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
21:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
21:00 <Liinda> heys Kelevra and Serenity
21:00 <johninja> i will fight a burglar with no pants
21:00 <Kelevra> Hey Liinda how's it going?
21:00 <Stixor100> Haha
21:00 <Stixor100> Haha
22:00 <Kelevra> You'd fight anyone naked you dirty rapest
22:00 <johninja> lmao
22:00 <johninja> good point
22:00 <Kelevra> Lol
22:00 <Liinda> good thx Kelevra hows u
22:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent but very stinky
22:00 <Serenity> hello Liinda
22:00 <johninja> you smell like baby spew
22:00 <Kelevra> I was unwell today 
22:00 <johninja> not so alluring
23:00 <johninja> id'e still hit it tho <3
23:00 <Serenity> be thankful she doesnt breastfeed
23:00 <Kelevra> Stfu your face smells like baby spew
23:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie I should try and get early night, huge arse day at work tomorrow and have to get in early :/
23:00 <Serenity> she'd smell like stale milk all the time
23:00 <johninja> nini Nikky`
23:00 <Kelevra> Oh fkn oath
23:00 <Nikky`> night night
23:00 <johninja> take care
23:00 <Serenity> nini Nikky`
23:00 <Liinda> nighty nights Nikky` xxx
23:00 <Kelevra> Nie nies
23:00 <Nikky`> you also my lovely ones xx
23:00 <Liinda> hope ur feeling better how Kelevra
23:00 <johninja> lol i could get free milk for my coffee tho
23:00 <Liinda> shadsssssssssssss
24:00 <Kelevra> I freaked out though cause john kissed my boob and I'm like fkn Christ 
24:00 <Kelevra> Imagine if I leaked 
24:00 <johninja> i like sucking boobies
24:00 <Liinda> jinja
24:00 <Serenity> you couldnt need sugar if you used breastmilk
24:00 <Liinda> ur supposed to bite not suck them, poor Kelevra
24:00 <Serenity> wouldnt**
24:00 <johninja> i do both
24:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
24:00 <Liinda> good boy
25:00 <shadsam> o,o
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hook in shads
25:00 <simba> u guys r wilfred bony
25:00 <Kelevra> He's flashing the screen 
25:00 <Kelevra> By the rivers of Babylon 
25:00 <johninja> /msg Kelevra wnt 2 cyber?
25:00 <Liinda> jinja is a cat?
25:00 <johninja> woops
25:00 <Liinda> pussy
25:00 <Kelevra> Hey john how big is your hard drive?
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> only 250GB on the lappy :(
25:00 <shadsam> o,o
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hook in shads
25:00 <shadsam> o,o
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hook in shads
26:00 <shadsam> god yes
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is everything u want
26:00 <Serenity> i had a friend ask once if we've ever role played and cybered each other
26:00 <johninja> you have 2 externals in your bag tho
26:00 <Kelevra> Mines bigger 
26:00 <Serenity> i thought that was weird
26:00 <johninja> hot
26:00 <Serenity> apparently shes done it with her hubby
26:00 <johninja> hmmm
26:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't 
26:00 <Liinda> lol Serenity
26:00 <Serenity> me either
26:00 <johninja> i would do it if i was long distance
26:00 <Liinda> awks
26:00 <Kelevra> Kb has made me horny before 
26:00 <Kelevra> I've had phone sex with Darcy 
26:00 <Kelevra> He's a whore
26:00 <shadsam> god yes
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is everything u want
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> A nerd and has tits but is a girl
26:00 <shadsam> god yes
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is everything u want
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> A nerd and has tits but is a girl
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> A nerd and has tits but is a girl
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <ooomp> That's kinda sad
27:00 <partay> you guys would tap anything
27:00 <shadsam> btw
27:00 <shadsam> ive got a date for nxt week
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am actually very picky
27:00 <johninja> wow
27:00 <Serenity> LOL have you
27:00 <johninja> you get arounf
27:00 <Serenity> hes a slag and a hald
27:00 <Serenity> half
27:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I fucked myself stupid 
27:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda how bigs you're hard drive???
27:00 <johninja> i have had phone sex with drcy as well tbh
27:00 <Serenity> i feel left out
27:00 <Kelevra> That was when I lived with dyl
27:00 <Kelevra> Lmao john
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <ooomp> That's kinda sad
27:00 <partay> you guys would tap anything
27:00 <shadsam> btw
27:00 <shadsam> ive got a date for nxt week
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am actually very picky
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <ooomp> That's kinda sad
27:00 <partay> you guys would tap anything
27:00 <shadsam> btw
27:00 <shadsam> ive got a date for nxt week
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am actually very picky
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hence why I am single
28:00 <Kelevra> I can't even remember what he'd say
28:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever done anything like that
28:00 <Kelevra> Hey Bitch, touch yourself 
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol
28:00 <johninja> i used to just talk to jess about eating pussy
28:00 <Kelevra> Weirdo 
28:00 <johninja> worked
28:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt know what to say
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hence why I am single
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hence why I am single
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb nikky
29:00 <Nikky`> Thank you omfgbbqhax :o)
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Are u going on a date?
29:00 <Nikky`> All tucked up in bed now
29:00 <Nikky`> Yes, with my bed
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hot
29:00 <Nikky`> I know right
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or is it still cold
29:00 <Serenity> what the fuck do you say
29:00 <Kelevra> It would've 
29:00 <CannibalClown> looool
29:00 <Kelevra> Ill suck your main vein baby
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <Serenity> OH no i cybered with someone a long long time ago
29:00 <Serenity> and ill never tell who
29:00 <Kelevra> Cum in my ear
29:00 <Kelevra> Touch my hair
29:00 <johninja> we have erbuds in the bag
29:00 <Serenity> lolll
29:00 <johninja> hot
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb nikky
29:00 <Nikky`> Thank you omfgbbqhax :o)
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Are u going on a date?
29:00 <Nikky`> All tucked up in bed now
29:00 <Nikky`> Yes, with my bed
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hot
29:00 <Nikky`> I know right
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or is it still cold
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb nikky
29:00 <Nikky`> Thank you omfgbbqhax :o)
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Are u going on a date?
29:00 <Nikky`> All tucked up in bed now
29:00 <Nikky`> Yes, with my bed
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hot
29:00 <Nikky`> I know right
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or is it still cold
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I hate cold sheets
30:00 <doctor> What time is it over east?
30:00 <Nikky`> Its not that cold outside
30:00 <Nikky`> 9:30
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be porn time
30:00 <shadsam> im staying up the whole night
30:00 <doctor> When's daylight savings set in for you lot?
30:00 <Nikky`> Hiya zaim :o)
30:00 <zaim> hiiiiiiiiiii
30:00 <frayedknot> they end in a week
30:00 <Nikky`> it stops 6th April or something
30:00 <shadsam> heya zaimz
30:00 <shadsam> :))))
30:00 <Nikky`> No porn for me
30:00 <Kelevra> You're an earbud
30:00 <Kelevra> That's what she said 
30:00 <johninja> pickin me nose
30:00 <Serenity> omg i found fucken
30:00 <Serenity> screen shots of steves chats with snuggles
30:00 <Kelevra> Nah tbh Darcy and I would get really drunk and he'd just be like I'm going to wank
30:00 <Serenity> and her flabby tits
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I hate cold sheets
30:00 <doctor> What time is it over east?
30:00 <Nikky`> Its not that cold outside
30:00 <Nikky`> 9:30
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be porn time
30:00 <shadsam> im staying up the whole night
30:00 <doctor> When's daylight savings set in for you lot?
30:00 <Nikky`> Hiya zaim :o)
30:00 <zaim> hiiiiiiiiiii
30:00 <frayedknot> they end in a week
30:00 <Nikky`> it stops 6th April or something
30:00 <shadsam> heya zaimz
30:00 <shadsam> :))))
30:00 <Nikky`> No porn for me
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I hate cold sheets
30:00 <doctor> What time is it over east?
30:00 <Nikky`> Its not that cold outside
30:00 <Nikky`> 9:30
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be porn time
30:00 <shadsam> im staying up the whole night
30:00 <doctor> When's daylight savings set in for you lot?
30:00 <Nikky`> Hiya zaim :o)
30:00 <zaim> hiiiiiiiiiii
30:00 <frayedknot> they end in a week
30:00 <Nikky`> it stops 6th April or something
30:00 <shadsam> heya zaimz
30:00 <shadsam> :))))
30:00 <Nikky`> No porn for me
31:00 <shadsam> my dad has porno art on his wallas
31:00 <shadsam> walls
31:00 <zaim> http://instagram.com/p/mEwls5gLzA/ my bro go married last night.. me in glasses
31:00 <Kelevra> Ewwww zoe
31:00 <Kelevra> She hates mothers
31:00 <Serenity> i think ive spoken to darcy like
31:00 <Serenity> twice on skype
31:00 <Kelevra> I use to speak to him everyday 
31:00 <Kelevra> He was my efuckbuddy
31:00 <shadsam> my dad has porno art on his wallas
31:00 <shadsam> walls
31:00 <zaim> http://instagram.com/p/mEwls5gLzA/ my bro go married last night.. me in glasses
31:00 <shadsam> my dad has porno art on his wallas
31:00 <shadsam> walls
31:00 <zaim> http://instagram.com/p/mEwls5gLzA/ my bro go married last night.. me in glasses
32:00 <kattt> wow so classy
32:00 <Serenity> NO really?? we never guessed
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> Lol
32:00 <Kelevra> John just told me I stink
32:00 <Kelevra> He's such a rude hippy 
32:00 <Serenity> hes just jealous he didnt get to phone fuck darcy
32:00 <kattt> wow so classy
32:00 <kattt> wow so classy
33:00 <Nikky`> looks ok, I guess zaim.. for you
33:00 <Nikky`> :P
33:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <zaim> danke :D
33:00 <johninja> love triangle
33:00 <Kelevra> Probably 
33:00 <CannibalClown> me?
33:00 <Kelevra> Two dicks don't make a right
33:00 <Serenity> no
33:00 <Serenity> why you?
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <CannibalClown> darc n I go way back
33:00 <Nikky`> looks ok, I guess zaim.. for you
33:00 <Nikky`> :P
33:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <zaim> danke :D
33:00 <Nikky`> looks ok, I guess zaim.. for you
33:00 <Nikky`> :P
33:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <zaim> danke :D
34:00 <shadsam> lol zaim
34:00 <shadsam> awesome dude
34:00 <shadsam> fear the goaty
34:00 <partay> zaim you are a spunkrat
34:00 <couleurs> yeh u rok zaim 
34:00 <shadsam> XD
34:00 <couleurs> u suk partay & shadsam 
34:00 <zaim> thankyou so muchly ppl
34:00 <Serenity> no ones talking about you ya weirdo
34:00 <Kelevra> Lol johns so old he's gone senile 
34:00 <CannibalClown> I know
34:00 <Serenity> i think ive gone senile
34:00 <Liinda> couleurs my hard drive is actually soft and supple
34:00 <Serenity> i forget everything
34:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One arrrooo
34:00 <shadsam> lol zaim
34:00 <shadsam> awesome dude
34:00 <shadsam> fear the goaty
34:00 <partay> zaim you are a spunkrat
34:00 <couleurs> yeh u rok zaim 
34:00 <shadsam> XD
34:00 <couleurs> u suk partay & shadsam 
34:00 <zaim> thankyou so muchly ppl
34:00 <shadsam> lol zaim
34:00 <shadsam> awesome dude
34:00 <shadsam> fear the goaty
34:00 <partay> zaim you are a spunkrat
34:00 <couleurs> yeh u rok zaim 
34:00 <shadsam> XD
34:00 <couleurs> u suk partay & shadsam 
34:00 <zaim> thankyou so muchly ppl
35:00 <shadsam> NICE CLEAN TEETH
35:00 <shadsam> imo
35:00 <zaim> they are
35:00 <kattt> i like a good set of teeth on a man
35:00 <zaim> born good
35:00 <zaim> no braces
35:00 <shadsam> lol
35:00 <kattt> im so impressed
35:00 <zaim> cos i have good genetics?
35:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/59L51yWUFiQ
35:00 <Jon> Youtube: Coke + Nutella + Mentos + Durex world record (Mar 28, 2014) 2:16 - Category: Gaming - 214,982 views - 4,220 likes (96.3%), 162 dislikes (3.7%)
35:00 <CannibalClown> im being a smart sss
35:00 <couleurs> ;)
35:00 <Serenity> you should be driving
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
35:00 <CannibalClown> I am
35:00 <shadsam> NICE CLEAN TEETH
35:00 <shadsam> imo
35:00 <zaim> they are
35:00 <kattt> i like a good set of teeth on a man
35:00 <shadsam> NICE CLEAN TEETH
35:00 <shadsam> imo
35:00 <zaim> they are
35:00 <kattt> i like a good set of teeth on a man
36:00 <zaim> good
36:00 <kattt> yes
36:00 <kattt> i too have good teeth
36:00 <Liind|away> roofness
36:00 <Loof> hey
36:00 <Liind|away> ellos
36:00 <Serenity> and getting me ben and jerrys and orgasms
36:00 <CannibalClown> ok
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol he just called me Kelevra 
36:00 <Kelevra> Fkn nerd
36:00 <Serenity> hahaha
37:00 <kattt> born with them
37:00 <kattt> i was born with a full set of teeth
37:00 <zaim> thats makes two of us in the impressed department
37:00 <zaim> lol born with teeth huh
37:00 <kattt> hhahaha
37:00 <Serenity> the first time i met mixy it was so hard for me to stop calling her mixy
37:00 <Kelevra> Haha
37:00 <Maurice> Woah, I just found this pic of DreamSeller https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1488643_316865938438718_1231648462_n.jpg
37:00 <Kelevra> I have him saved in my phone as johninja
38:00 <Serenity> i have you in my phone as your fb name for some reason
38:00 <Kelevra> Yeah that's what my family know me as
38:00 <Serenity> OMG on my dot direct account i can see PROVISIONAL LICENSE ENDS on my time line
38:00 <Serenity> only like.. 11 months to go
38:00 <Kelevra> What's that?
39:00 <Serenity> p plates
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Maurice> I have people in my phone under numbers in the order of if I like you
39:00 <Maurice> Cam is sitting at 7
39:00 <Kelevra> Oh yeah
39:00 <Loof> no man can trust no man, no man trust nooneeeeeeeee
40:00 <Nikky`> I do like good teeth on ppl
40:00 <zaim> who doesn't
41:00 <Nikky`> there are some
41:00 <Nikky`> that don't care if all or most are missing
41:00 <zaim> jealous ones maybe
41:00 <Nikky`> gum em
41:00 <Nikky`> nomnom
41:00 <kattt> i do love a good set of gums too
41:00 <kattt> bleeding gums, out of the question
41:00 <kattt> sort your gingivitis out before talking to me
41:00 <simba> cant trust a ho never trust a ho
41:00 <Loof> ^
41:00 <simba> Loof da big red machine are playing at 1am if u feel like some football porn l8r
41:00 <Loof> oh fucken sweet
41:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
41:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
41:00 <Loof> cheers man
41:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
41:00 <Loof> are they gonna pwn?
41:00 <Kelevra> Johns telling me to touch him. He's pretty needy
41:00 <simba> if they do they go top of da league,,
41:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Nikky`> Sorry kattt.. i'll get it under control
42:00 <kattt> please do, it stinks around here
42:00 <Nikky`> Nah that is zaim.. needs to close his legs
42:00 <zaim> my legs remain open
42:00 <zaim> always
42:00 <Loof> awesome
42:00 <johninja> running commentary from Kelevra
42:00 <johninja> hot
42:00 <Kelevra> Lol
42:00 <johninja> i'm going to cute her
42:00 <johninja> cut too
42:00 <Loof> with ur shlong
42:00 <Serenity> touch him on the donger
42:00 <Kelevra> Kk
42:00 <johninja> yeh
42:00 <johninja> that is what i ws hinting at
42:00 <Serenity> it was my boob touch that got you two together wasnt it
42:00 <johninja> nun
42:00 <Kelevra> Lee's in the kitchen 
42:00 <johninja> it broke the ice Serenity
43:00 <zaim> thanks..
43:00 <Nikky`> Then you shall always smell
43:00 <zaim> like flowers n chocolates
43:00 <zaim> ta
43:00 <kattt> ew
43:00 <Kelevra> Hide your weiner
43:00 <Serenity> YAY IM PART OF IT
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> Lol 3 some
43:00 <Serenity> i just like being involved
44:00 <kattt> sort out whatever is going on down there too please
44:00 <kattt> all of you sort yourselves out
44:00 <Kelevra> Haha you'll make him into a bigger hornbag
44:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1897823_630982463653220_1513704830_n.jpg
44:00 <Serenity> im starting my pms so im fairly not interested in anything
44:00 <johninja> mouth action time
44:00 <johninja> woot
44:00 <MoonShadow> BOOOOOOOOOOO
45:00 <Kelevra> Halo Lee 
45:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1977477_730584213640567_1910312395_n.png
45:00 <MoonShadow> just dont put ur mouth near my butt
45:00 <MoonShadow> ello Kelevra
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Lee's butt was talking before 
45:00 <MoonShadow> lol sorry
45:00 <johninja> Kelevra isn't touching me Serenity
45:00 <Kelevra> Dobber
45:00 <johninja> i have been rubbing her back all day
45:00 <johninja> selfish lover
45:00 <MoonShadow> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Dibber dobbers wear nappies 
46:00 <MoonShadow> they wear chocolate nappys mel :P
46:00 <Kelevra> Lol
46:00 <MoonShadow> :P
46:00 <Loof> meh
46:00 <Kelevra> He's such a downer
46:00 <Kelevra> He should get a bong up him
46:00 <MoonShadow> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/1237910_1393083610968623_811087409_n.jpg
47:00 <kattt> for fawks sake
47:00 <MoonShadow> ewwwwwwwwwwww
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no he shouldn't
48:00 <zaim> ha! landed back on my feet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
49:00 <Nikky`> HA
49:00 <Liinda> ty
49:00 <couleurs> np
50:00 <partay> Bastardly_One someoe told me you had a big rack
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not seeing
51:00 <partay> ill pass
51:00 <partay> thx
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that failed didn't it eh?
51:00 <Bonny> I just love how ppl love to make up bullshit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go
52:00 <Bonny> I guess whatever helps them sleep at night
52:00 <partay> they also said you have a butter face 
53:00 <Bonny> wtf is a butter face?
53:00 <partay> big rack... but her face 
54:00 <Bonny> her?
54:00 <partay> hahaha
54:00 <partay> yep
54:00 <Bonny> you're a dickhead
54:00 <partay> oh relax
54:00 <Bonny> I am relax
54:00 <Bonny> still think you're a dickhead
54:00 <partay> care factor  ?
54:00 <Bonny> like we care what you say
55:00 <Serenity> er
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity
55:00 <Serenity> butter face = hot girl except her face. .. everything but her face
55:00 <Serenity> you loser
55:00 <Serenity> hey Bonny
55:00 <Bonny> ok ta.. didn't know that
55:00 <partay> thats what i said 
55:00 <Serenity> either did partay by the looks
56:00 <partay> [08:53 ] <partay> big rack... but her face 
56:00 <partay> butter face 
56:00 <Serenity> yeah thats not the same thing
56:00 <partay> wtf
56:00 <simba> nah theyre called prawns
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <partay> ghats where the saying comes from 
56:00 <simba> body is good chuck away da head
56:00 <Serenity> no it does not
56:00 <partay> but her face = butter face 
56:00 <partay> idiot
56:00 <Bonny> can a paperbag fix it?
56:00 <Serenity> yes. you dont just make your own thing up to go with it
56:00 <partay> what
56:00 <Serenity> you dont make up random words SHE LIKES FROGS BUT HER FACE
57:00 <simba> yeah partay you idiot
57:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <partay> hot chick buther face?
57:00 <Serenity> cute feet
57:00 <Serenity> but her face
57:00 <partay> that makes no sense 
57:00 <Bonny> I understood it
57:00 <Serenity> it makes perfect sense
57:00 <Serenity> everything but her face.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd to the lot of ya
58:00 <partay> so you dont say but her face ?
58:00 <Serenity> no.
58:00 <Serenity> hnggg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I go away for 5 mins and none of you make sense on my return
58:00 <partay> how do you get butter face then ?
58:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
58:00 <Serenity> shut up
58:00 <partay> well?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but
58:00 <partay> idiot
58:00 <Bastardly_One> her
58:00 <Bastardly_One> face
58:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
58:00 <partay> exactly
58:00 <partay> what 
58:00 <partay> i aid
58:00 <Serenity> you dont SAY but her face lol.
58:00 <partay> WHAT
58:00 <partay> you are stupid
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm walking away again
58:00 <simba> omg shut up about this
58:00 <Serenity> you are an idiot stop
59:00 <Bastardly_One> my brain will explode in a min
59:00 <partay> its butter face 
59:00 <partay> the end
59:00 <Serenity> no shit. but its not big rack but her face
59:00 <simba> partay is looking for his first little win of 2014
59:00 <partay> hhaha
59:00 <partay> ok simbacile
59:00 <simba> :P
59:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <couleurs> where da ladies at
02:00 <Serenity> partay scared them off
02:00 <simba> all the single ladies (all the single ladies)
03:00 <couleurs> beybonceb
03:00 <Serenity> i bet simba could do the single ladies dance
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <couleurs> fifa 14 celebration
07:00 <Picard> hullo
07:00 <Picard> me luv u long time 
07:00 <kattt> oohh
07:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYj29kYJKN8
07:00 <Jon> Youtube: Duran Duran - Union of the snake ( The Monkey Remix ) (Feb 22, 2011) 6:28 - Category: Music - 1,957 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Zade> hello Picard
09:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1797628_10203691993526642_163938369_n.jpg
10:00 <Picard> Zade how are u darling
10:00 <Zade> good ta and you sweetie Picard?
10:00 <Dracula> ...
10:00 <Dracula> * ChanOP sets mode: +oa Dracula Dracula
10:00 <Dracula> * Dracula sets mode: +v Dracula
10:00 <Dracula> * Dracula sets mode: +v ChanOP
11:00 <Picard> im fine :)
11:00 <kattt> dont hit me bitch
11:00 <Dracula> sup
11:00 <CannibalClown> fkoff shads
12:00 <Dracula> [email protected]
12:00 <Dracula> wassup chesecake
12:00 <Dracula> wb kattt
12:00 <CannibalClown> just die
12:00 <kattt> hi kids
13:00 <Picard> u love it bitch
13:00 <kattt> ohhh
13:00 <kattt> two can play at this game
13:00 <Picard> harder hun
13:00 <Picard> i love it rough
13:00 <kattt> oh naughty
13:00 <partay> pictard you sick fuck 
13:00 <Picard> partgay hows the arse?
13:00 <partay> its safe to come in pictards not here
13:00 <Dracula> shadowlurker u fucking homo cunt fuck up fatso...fgs..ff
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he was trying so hard with kattt last night
13:00 <Dracula> lol
13:00 <CannibalClown> ooo
14:00 <Dracula> listen to u four eyes
14:00 <Serenity> fuck off shads you're gigantic you fat blob
14:00 <CannibalClown> tuff cunt
14:00 <kattt> oh than god
14:00 <Dracula> 2 clowns with no f idea
14:00 <kattt> thank
14:00 <Bastardly_One> "four eyes" ... as if glasses are an insult
14:00 <kattt> he made me call him to prove im female
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *as if wearing glasses
14:00 <Dracula> goggle eyes
14:00 <Serenity> woahhh someone wears glasses
14:00 <kattt> i have glasses
14:00 <partay> katt prefers homosapiens to neadethals like pictard
15:00 <Serenity> WOW YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER FOR WEARING SOMETING THAT HELPS YOU SEE
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah damn me for wearing glasses!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fucking boot me now!
15:00 <Dracula> lol
15:00 <kattt> i do, thanks partay
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking dare I!
15:00 <Dracula> bite like snapper on a pork chop
16:00 <Serenity> did he just admit to baiting people?
16:00 <Serenity> i think he did
16:00 <CannibalClown> dracula loves dicks
16:00 <Dracula> hahahahahaha
16:00 <Serenity> i really think he did
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know he did
16:00 <partay> kattt how did you do that?
17:00 <kattt> well this got boring
17:00 <partay> pictard is old and boring
17:00 <partay> and fat and bald
17:00 <Picard> partgay dont be angry because i rejected u, im not gay leave me alone
17:00 <partay> lol
17:00 <Doodle> you are so
17:00 <Doodle> poof
17:00 <partay> poor pictard
17:00 <CannibalClown> lololol
17:00 <kattt> do what?
17:00 <kattt> he gave me his number lol
18:00 <Picard> Doodle i can hook u up with partgay 
18:00 <kattt> damn they are always old
18:00 <kattt> or lying about something :(
18:00 <Doodle> i'm old and a liar
18:00 <partay> prove to pictard youre female
18:00 <partay> hahaha
18:00 <kattt> i called him
18:00 <partay> pictard
18:00 <partay> sick fuck
18:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <kattt> i hung up after calling him an old man
18:00 <milk> was it paticularly hot sex?
18:00 <partay> i hope you used block caller id 
18:00 <kattt> not really
18:00 <kattt> yeah i did
19:00 <Nikky`> True
19:00 <Doodle> also that might be a lie
19:00 <Picard> im old,bald and bored
19:00 <Doodle> oer
19:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
19:00 <Doodle> dont try and get out of it
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
19:00 <Doodle> you're still in trouble
20:00 <Nikky`> Am I? really? still?
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <Doodle> yes
20:00 <Doodle> SEXY TROUBLE
20:00 <Nikky`> oooooooooer's
20:00 <Doodle> inorite
20:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:00 <kattt> he got so excited when he realised i was a femle though
20:00 <partay> lol
20:00 <kattt> messaged me a lot, told me to meet him when he was in melourne for the football
20:00 <johninja> lol pictard
20:00 <johninja> fails again
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... dear me
20:00 <partay> hahaha
20:00 <kattt> i said 'sure i'll be there'
20:00 <kattt> hahaha
21:00 <Doodle> so, what are you wearing?
21:00 <Zade> footy shorts and a singlet
21:00 <partay> wife beater?
21:00 <Doodle> testicle separators
21:00 <Zade> yeah
21:00 <Nikky`> Hot
22:00 <Doodle> i was talking to Nikky` but that will do
22:00 <Picard> Nikky` how are u?
22:00 <kattt> whos beating whos wife?
22:00 <partay> haha poor pictard
22:00 <kattt> poor pictard
22:00 <kattt> hes so lonely
23:00 <kattt> what is going on around here
23:00 <Picard> my wife use to beat me
23:00 <Doodle> why did she ever stop
23:00 <Picard> so i buried her in the garden
23:00 <Doodle> oh
23:00 <Doodle> that'll do it
23:00 <Nikky`> I have pj bottoms n t-shirt on
23:00 <Doodle> oer
23:00 <Nikky`> I'm good Picard, you?
23:00 <Doodle> pics
23:00 <Picard> Nikky` why do we need to know what you are wearing?
23:00 <milk> with all these cock blockers on the Internet its impossible to get sex
23:00 <partay> hahaha
23:00 <kattt> hhaha
23:00 <partay> pictard is his own cock blocker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I helped him out
24:00 <kattt> that bitch Picard
24:00 <Doodle> cos i asked
24:00 <Picard> unless u are naked, have pics as proof i dont want to know
24:00 <Nikky`> No more pics for you Doodle
24:00 <Doodle> aw
24:00 <kattt> i would have hit her for you
24:00 <Picard> lol kattt
24:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, Doodle asked 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> by acting like I was trying to cock block
24:00 <kattt> haha 
25:00 <partay> is kattt tidy?
25:00 <kattt> whats that mean?
25:00 <Nikky`> Do you clean your room
25:00 <Picard> kattt is gorgeous
25:00 <Picard> we are on skype now partgay
25:00 <partay> ewwwww
25:00 <partay> pictard are you batting off on cam again
25:00 <kattt> im trying to tie together a 2kg weigh with a 1kg to make 3 kg, its not working. 
25:00 <Liinda> good night alllllll this wine has made me shleeepies
26:00 <kattt> he is and i love it
26:00 <Picard> not yet partgay
26:00 <Picard> shhh kattt
26:00 <kattt> damn
26:00 <partay> l
26:00 <partay> no thanks
26:00 <partay> pass
26:00 <Picard> dont excite him
26:00 <kattt> good night linda
26:00 <Liinda> night kattt =)
27:00 <shadsam> 1,619 plays in total 
27:00 <shadsam> woot
27:00 <kattt> hhaha
27:00 <kattt> wtf is going on in here
27:00 <shadsam> hello kattt
27:00 <shadsam> how r you
27:00 <shadsam> Excessive RAGE is on tonight.............................xd imo xd xd
27:00 <aliasd> morning
28:00 <shadsam> smoko brb
28:00 <shadsam> lol
28:00 <kattt> hello 
28:00 <shadsam> oo,o
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Nite:)
30:00 <kattt> picard, everyone is spilling dirt on you to me
30:00 <kattt> i dont think we can do this anymore
30:00 <kattt> its over
31:00 <shadsam> picard got owned,...
31:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <Picard> but kattt i still love u
32:00 <kattt> no its done im sorry
32:00 <Picard> good
32:00 <Serenity> oh cool
32:00 <Serenity> according to shads
33:00 <Picard> ive moved on
33:00 <Picard> partgay still wants me
33:00 <partay> pictard youve been exposed for the sick fuck you are 
33:00 <Picard> partay its ok to be gay, dont be so angry
33:00 <shadsam> simba is gay    IMO
33:00 <simba> you wish
33:00 <partay> simbacile
33:00 <Picard> simba is a faggot
33:00 <Serenity> i have sifles on my vagina
33:00 <Serenity> (y)
33:00 <CannibalClown> *07:17:29 PM* <Dracula> serenity has sifless on her cunt
33:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL
33:00 <Bastardly_One> has what?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> syphilis
33:00 <simba> rape me, my friend
33:00 <partay> <Dracula> * Dracula changes topic to 'Serenity Has Maggotts in her House..Shes the vile retard queen :('
33:00 <dematerialised> sifles seems like a serious condition
33:00 <Bastardly_One> someone give that wombat a dictionary
34:00 <Picard> he begged matthew to fuck him for the first time
34:00 <DreamSeller> SHADS AND PICARD..... BATTLE OF THE OVERWEIGHT BALDING OLD CUNTS!!!! 
34:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:00 <partay> LOL
34:00 <Picard> bald gets the chics
34:00 <partay> no
34:00 <partay> it doesnt 
34:00 <kattt> it has been obvious all along that you two, picard and partay just want to fuck eachother
34:00 <Picard> lol kattt
34:00 <DreamSeller> <Picard> bald (with a credit card) gets the chics
34:00 <Picard> he wants me i said no
34:00 <simba> i (L) little chelsea
34:00 <simba> Picards daughter
34:00 <CannibalClown> yeh man dont want that sifless
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <simba> it took kattt 1 chat session to see how fucked up picard is
34:00 <dematerialised> im a real man, with real tits
34:00 <partay> i bet his kids hate him
34:00 <kattt> he has kids>!?!
34:00 <kattt> fuck
35:00 <Picard> simba is a sick cunt
35:00 <DreamSeller> how old is Chelsea? 
35:00 <Picard> he calls me and leaves voicemail making threats to fuck ym 13yo daughter
35:00 <kattt> oh my 
35:00 <Picard> sick cunt
35:00 <kattt> poor kids
35:00 <Serenity> shads is far too angry for someone so fat
35:00 <kattt> dematerialised, did you grab your own tits?
35:00 <Serenity> fat people are supposed to be drunk on chocolate
36:00 <simba> i (L) little chelsea
36:00 <DreamSeller> I just.. 3.. 40+ yr old guys... acting like they are 12. No wonder you cunts are single. 
36:00 <Picard> sick cunt
36:00 <Picard> whos single?
36:00 <CannibalClown> i am
36:00 <dematerialised> kattt: of course
36:00 <CannibalClown> i just had a creame egg
36:00 <partay> i guess he doent follow the fat is jolly mantra
36:00 <kattt> makes sense
36:00 <CannibalClown> creme egg
36:00 <Serenity> CREME
36:00 <CannibalClown> om nom nom
36:00 <kattt> he sent me a picture hiding behind his cousin
36:00 <dematerialised> i still dont have any chocolate in the house
36:00 <Serenity> CREME
36:00 <dematerialised> im a sad panda
36:00 <CannibalClown> i feel i should rectify this issue
36:00 <dematerialised> maybe you should
37:00 <DreamSeller> you..
37:00 <Picard> i can buy a wife in thailand for $300
37:00 <Picard> she luv me long time
37:00 <DreamSeller> I hope she fires a golf ball out of her cunt and gets you in the eye.
37:00 <Excessive> simba, lol-ed @ ur post last nite ......... though u did deserve the z-line
37:00 <shadsam> 300 WERE PICARD
37:00 <shadsam> WHERE
37:00 <dematerialised> *watches a creme egg come hurtling through his window*
37:00 <aliasd> creme egg isn't real chocolate.
37:00 <dematerialised> you're not a real man
38:00 <Picard> huh Excessive?
38:00 <shadsam> U GOT A URL
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Picard> pattaya shadsam
38:00 <Picard> go pick one
38:00 <Excessive> ask simba shadsam
38:00 <shadsam> IM SERIOUS DUDE
38:00 <aliasd> no, I am words on a computer screen
38:00 <aliasd> der
38:00 <Serenity> i wrote porn about eating a creme egg on facebook like 2 easters ago
38:00 <CannibalClown> youre opinion is invalid on account of you being a fucking moron
38:00 <kattt> can i read it?
38:00 <CannibalClown> -e
38:00 <Serenity> trying to find it
38:00 <aliasd> heh CannibalClown 
39:00 <shadsam> THAI CHICKS ARE GLAMOURS
39:00 <Picard> yes
39:00 <Picard> google it cunt
39:00 <DreamSeller> shadsam likes the one with cocks 
39:00 <shadsam> BRB M8
39:00 <shadsam> LOL
39:00 <DreamSeller> ones* 
39:00 <Doodle> theyre extra
39:00 <Doodle> i mean what
39:00 <DreamSeller> they have extra 
39:00 <simba> why do you type in caps wayne is it to match your fat ass like you wanna seem big and loud in chatrooms too
39:00 <simba> cadbury creme egg... *how do U do it?*
39:00 <aliasd> glad you corrected that, I had no idea how to read it otherwise...
39:00 <simba> youre opinion
39:00 <simba> you are opinion
39:00 <aliasd> it's just sugar and colour 
40:00 <MadScientist> shads loves dicks
40:00 <DreamSeller> Hey shadsam... how long have you been "producing" music for? 
40:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
40:00 <simba> CannibalClown just imagine that the little apostrophe in you're is a left over piece of the letter that was smashed up. so in that case it was a. the a was destroyed and one lil piece fell back into the setence, creating you're
40:00 <simba> thats how i learned it in year 2
41:00 <Picard> simba wipe the cum of your chin
41:00 <Doodle> since the bananarama days
41:00 <DreamSeller> I use the term "producing" quite loosely.. because anyone can put a loop kit together.
41:00 <MadScientist> after a few thousand "tracks" youd think at least one of them would be average
41:00 <MadScientist> but no theyre all shit
41:00 <kattt> omg a nother scientist
41:00 <simba> same with i'm - i am
41:00 <simba> etc
41:00 <simba> there now u know the diff between your and you're
42:00 <simba> theyre so bad its not even worth talking about because other people will think hes a musician
42:00 <kattt> are you a for real scientist though?
42:00 <DreamSeller> I love stirring the cunt up. 
42:00 <DreamSeller> He gets sooo bitchy 
42:00 <xm> shads should be a master now with 10,000+ hours of experience (of finding the best loops off the net)
42:00 <simba> he must b fumin
42:00 <kattt> MadScientist, are you real?
42:00 <simba> he loves it when u call him big fat wayne
42:00 <Serenity> hes not
42:00 <CannibalClown> thats the stupidest thing ive ever read
42:00 <Kelevra> Lol
42:00 <Jeep> lol
42:00 <mattyd> simba that rules
42:00 <Jeep> pwnt
42:00 <Excessive> ¿?
43:00 <Serenity> hes made of wax
43:00 <DreamSeller> He even has a Loopmasters tattoo.... in 1000p font on his back 
43:00 <simba> i'm just trying to help you because you're in your thirties and can't speak properly
43:00 <mattyd> ~ wazup~
43:00 <simba> thanx matt u rok
43:00 <partay> http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329536683249_5521957.png
43:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <DreamSeller> big fat wayne, just like john candy. but unfunny. 
44:00 <simba> at least Picard stopped talking he is the most negative guy i think that has ever used irc
44:00 <simba> CannibalClown use my old method to understand that link
44:00 <simba> its a good 1
44:00 <mattyd> you're ecards
44:00 <simba> it's = it is with the other i blown up
44:00 <simba> xD
44:00 <CannibalClown> youre not seeing the point
44:00 <CannibalClown> i dont care
44:00 <CannibalClown> about anything you say
44:00 <mattyd> CannibalClown why dont u take alesson from Pieter and just say 'yah'
44:00 <simba> like do not = don't, the o was blown up
44:00 <mattyd> yah not listenin bud
44:00 <simba> lil tips 4 u
45:00 <kattt> why is he so negative?
45:00 <kattt> what happened to him?
45:00 <DreamSeller> cause his wife left him
45:00 <DreamSeller> he has a turnip for a cock 
45:00 <DreamSeller> he is old 
45:00 <DreamSeller> haggard 
45:00 <Excessive> better be right or your great big venture goes west
46:00 <simba> thats a pretty long story, it probably starts with bron many years ago.. nar it prob goes to his childhood
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <Picard> im busy u fucktard
46:00 <DreamSeller> yeah, he managed to dodge the coathanger 
46:00 <Serenity> As I uncover you from your cosy sheath and take your firm body in my hand, I pull you closer to my eager mouth taking in your unique scent. My wanting lips press against your smooth tip and part as I let my tongue pass them onto your surface, I lick and lick watching you melt in my fingertips getting closer and closer until you finally release your creamy, sticky, goo into my hungry mouth.
46:00 <Serenity> <3 you Cadbury Creme Egg
47:00 <simba> busy with the horses Picard?
47:00 <simba> how is your horse going anyway
47:00 <Picard> talking to normal people simba
47:00 <Picard> not cunts like u
47:00 <simba> so nobody young
48:00 <DreamSeller> I am suprised you know what normal is.. cause you're far from it Picard
48:00 <Picard> yes, not some drug fucked poof like u
48:00 <simba> please refrain from your homophobic comments
48:00 <simba> this is a family friendly chatroom
48:00 <Picard> fuck off wankstain
48:00 <simba> am i allowed to disclose the name of picards horse or is that personal information?
49:00 <DreamSeller> simba.. I would call shadsam more of a whale... not a horse 
49:00 <Picard> simba are u some kind of stalker
49:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
49:00 <Serenity> im all horny for a creme egg now
49:00 <Excessive> soz ........... that ^ is how I learnt the resistor colour code ........... there, now that should make sense
50:00 <kattt> who has a horse?
50:00 <MadScientist> lol whale
50:00 <simba> picard has a horse, kattt, hence "picards horse".....
50:00 <Picard> i have several horses
50:00 <shadsam> simba is gay    IMO
50:00 <simba> its not very good though, going by its results
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <simba> andy is a shit trainer!!
50:00 <GoatSimulator> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
50:00 <shadsam> SIMBA WANTED MATHEW TO FUCK HIS ASS
50:00 <simba> lmao shads just started typing in caps at me in PM
50:00 <Maurice> They've got the marvellous creations creme eggs too
50:00 <Serenity> what
50:00 <Serenity> yess Maurice theyre great
50:00 <Maurice> I haven't tried them
50:00 <Maurice> But I do like the caramel creme eggs
51:00 <xm> has it exceeded 50kb yet simba
51:00 <simba> whats that m8
51:00 <Picard> simba begged matthew
51:00 <Serenity> yuckk
51:00 <Serenity> i hate caramel
52:00 <CannibalClown> simba sucked off matthew
52:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <Picard> he swallowed
52:00 <CannibalClown> then snowballed Picard
52:00 <kattt> oh i see
52:00 <zaim> GoatSimulator.. wtf man.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is great? strawberry tim tams
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
53:00 <zaim> like i understand why this is music.. i just dont understand how its music
53:00 <GoatSimulator> bahha
53:00 <shadsam> new\001 LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It.mp3
53:00 <zaim> audio is good ill give you that
53:00 <mattyd> Excessive our lecturer always said black boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly
54:00 <GoatSimulator> :)
54:00 <DreamSeller> lol dubstep 
54:00 <Serenity> what sort of music do you play crip
54:00 <Cripla> electro, trap, glitch and dubstep
54:00 <Cripla> dubstep for the next hour..
54:00 <Serenity> ahh cool
54:00 <shadsam> my electro rocks,simba luvs it
54:00 <simba> im chewned in
55:00 <CannibalClown> shads you suck mate
55:00 <shadsam> love thy hater
55:00 <Serenity> more inclinded to tune in again since they got rid of russ
55:00 <Serenity> but i wont
55:00 <DreamSeller> shadsam: I didn't know renaming someone elses mp3 as yours is called producing 
55:00 <DreamSeller> LOOK MAH.. IM A PRODUCERRR
55:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
55:00 <simba> look ma, no skillz
55:00 <CannibalClown> renames... keeps tags
55:00 <Excessive> lol at counting that (in front of someone) on ur fingers
55:00 <milk> they started easter in the supermarket in early march
56:00 <simba> the best part is he renames shit tunes like deadmausefive
56:00 <DreamSeller> shadsam loves it when Picard says "LOOK MAH, NO TEEF" 
56:00 <CannibalClown> lol
56:00 <xm> he can say on the album he mastered it too -- for clicking on the option to normalise
56:00 <Cripla> gaters gunna gate
56:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
56:00 <kattt> why is everyone so mean to picard?
56:00 <mattyd> i thought i saw hot cross buns around January
56:00 <partay> yep
56:00 <partay> i saw easter eggs early feb
56:00 <kattt> lmao serenity thats hot
56:00 <mattyd> in fact i put some in the freezer early this year i could check the expiry
57:00 <CannibalClown> cos hes a fuckhead
57:00 <Picard> because they are pricks
57:00 <Cripla> we jeal of his mr burns figure
57:00 <DreamSeller> he has a head on him like a bag of spanners and screwdrivers.. and the character of a bowling ball
57:00 <Serenity> hot cross buns were in shops a week after new years
57:00 <Serenity> and eggs
58:00 <kattt> hahah thats mean but it mae me laugh
58:00 <simba> picard brings it upon himself
58:00 <simba> thats all there is to it
58:00 <Picard> they dont like me because they want to be me
58:00 <simba> nobody is malicious towards him for no reason
58:00 <kattt> maybe i shouldnt talk to him anymore?
58:00 <simba> hes a terrible human being
58:00 <DreamSeller> he cums on himself.. and lets shadsam dip his jatz crackers in it 
58:00 <Picard> ohhhh please bird boy
58:00 <simba> and deserves to die down there in that hole that is mildura :shobon:
58:00 <mattyd> should be a year round thing IMO
58:00 <milk> it'll be EOFYS straight after easter
59:00 <Picard> :) says the bogan from elizabeth
59:00 <Serenity> actually
59:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1390683_10151774034572331_298198223_n.jpg
59:00 <Serenity> i took that in the 28th of dec
59:00 <Serenity> on*
59:00 <kattt> lol
59:00 <simba> those arent cold drinks!!! false advertising!!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
00:00 <Picard> time u got some teeth simba
00:00 <simba> i live pretty far away from lizbeth....
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <DreamSeller> fuck up you cunts, you are boring 
00:00 <simba> but dust urself off and try again, try again
00:00 <DreamSeller> you're all* 
00:00 <simba> if at first u dont succeed... (first u dont succeed...)
00:00 <mattyd> cold drinks is a brand of chocolate
00:00 <simba> Ahh.
01:00 <Picard> you name yourself simba
01:00 <Picard> fails at life
01:00 <mattyd> and what a brand it is
02:00 <simba> thats all you got? pretending i live in elizabeth then paying out my irc handle?
02:00 <simba> lmao
02:00 <simba> im just gonna walk away struttin
02:00 <milk> kinder surprise are basically all year round
04:00 <Picard> your arse is to loose to fart
04:00 <DreamSeller> I can imagine, Picard and shadsam. sitting around in fubu listening to eminem loud as fuck and screaming at their mothers for interupting "internet time" 
04:00 <Picard> simba lives with his mother
05:00 <aliasd> wow... leave channel for an hour, come back, still talking about sugar.
06:00 <kattt> im bored nw
06:00 <shadsam>  like a man older than me becaus...
06:00 <shadsam> Bang Rak, Bangkok, Thailand 
06:00 <shadsam> Seeking: Male 26 - 50
06:00 <shadsam> Last Login: 8 mins ago
06:00 <kattt> now
06:00 <shadsam> bang rak
06:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllll
06:00 <simba> they were talking about butter an hour ago
07:00 <shadsam> some spunks
07:00 <shadsam> mmm cold coffee
07:00 <shadsam> oo,o
07:00 <shadsam> simba cant make music imo XD XD XD
07:00 <simba> :\
08:00 <shadsam> rofl
08:00 <shadsam> Excessive u gunna watch rage mate
08:00 <DreamSeller> bit late for you old man 
08:00 <shadsam> i gotta watch the stream
08:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I never realised how dated The Last Boy Scout seems
08:00 <Jon> Youtube: OutKast - Hey Ya! (Oct 24, 2009) 5:03 - Category: Music - 54,784,233 views - 257,895 likes (98.1%), 5,073 dislikes (1.9%)
09:00 <Excessive> I'm watchin it nowu
09:00 <shadsam> no tv in this room
09:00 <Picard> u have a tv?
09:00 <shadsam> nup
09:00 <CannibalClown> he sold it for drugs
09:00 <shadsam> wb lumeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not watched it for years
10:00 <Excessive> like u don't realize ur number has "incoming call restrictions activated" when u ask ppl to ring it?
11:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SL2 - On A Ragga Tip 1992 Slipmatt and Lime (Oct 9, 2007) 3:33 - Category: Music - 1,539,423 views - 5,583 likes (98.2%), 101 dislikes (1.8%)
12:00 <shadsam> frog stomp bwhoppin cray flab simba is a gay
12:00 <shadsam> what its on allready Excessive
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i read that as
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> this
13:00 <shadsam> xd
13:00 <Picard> fuck off panda, u drug fucked moron
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> [22:42] <shadsam> what its on allready Excessive is on that dick again :/
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, don't talk about your kid like that
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't need more suicides man, be the right guy dude.
14:00 <simba> <DreamSeller> I can imagine, Picard and shadsam. sitting around in fubu listening to eminem loud as fuck and screaming at their mothers for interupting "internet time" - lol
14:00 <Excessive> I turned it off cause it was shit maaaaaaaaaaaan
14:00 <Picard> if u were my kid i would of drown u in a bucket
14:00 <simba> wayne definitely wears fubu
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I were your kin I'd cut my fucking dick off.
14:00 <simba> oh god picard is still here
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> why did he just attack me man
14:00 <simba> cos his horse lost again this month
14:00 <simba> lmao
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> sayin shit about my care bears 
14:00 <simba> did u know he races horses
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt dont know my home-bears.
14:00 <simba> #exposingandy
14:00 <Serenity> Excessive
14:00 <Serenity> what the fuck ARE you talking about
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> He races leeches bro
15:00 <frayedknot> how do you race a leech?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> *closes his nostrels*  Andy Pedo bro
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you do that diss to me one more time
15:00 <Picard> what u drug fucked cunt
15:00 <kattt> now i think picard is ging to be mean to me
15:00 <Excessive> noffin, he gave me his number and when I tried to ring him he had "incoming call restrictions activated"
15:00 <Serenity> who
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to give the adventures of andy pedo to my mate loren
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n we will have u with ur cock out posted all around adels
16:00 <Picard> who is loren
16:00 <Picard> lol who cares?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you
16:00 <simba> ok so this site says that hes the trainer and the 'driver' of this horse, right, and im like what the fuck is a horse driver so i looked it up and apparently thats the cunt who sits on the back in a carriage... so the fat cunt sits on the back of a carriage lmao no wonder his horse sucks, he obviously weighs it down
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got ur address
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc
16:00 <Picard> why would i care, i dont live in adelaide moron
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so calm down son
16:00 <simba> andy with his horse and carriage hahahahahaha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dont care
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> say somethin
16:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
16:00 <Serenity> oh
16:00 <milk> have you ever watched that "if you are the one"?
16:00 <milk> chinese dating game show
16:00 <milk> classic
17:00 <Picard> stalker much
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ill have it printed out a thousand so we can stick 'em up
17:00 <simba> dude seriously wouldnt you get someone lighter to be the driver?
17:00 <simba> ive seen you, youre bigger than shads
17:00 <DreamSeller> and this channel just went 350% fucking retard 
17:00 <DreamSeller> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
17:00 <Picard> DreamSeller thats normal when panda and simba are both high
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> for simba sake
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont do the comparison
18:00 <simba> <DreamSeller> and this channel just went 350% fucking retard  - as soon as u typed :shobon:
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> im the cunt not him
18:00 <Jeep> lol 99 percent of this channel is fucked 
18:00 <simba> nah but seriously i want an answer to this because im intrigued <simba> dude seriously wouldnt you get someone lighter to be the driver?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont put ur shit now you toy on him
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> put it on me Andy Pedo
18:00 <Picard> panda u can be normal, simba cant
18:00 <Picard> he is 100% retard
18:00 <Picard> u are 85%
18:00 <DreamSeller> like a bunch of downsyndromed seagulls fighting over a chip 
18:00 <Jeep> simba is one of the very few that are cool
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> said the guy with the floppy to bron
18:00 <BillyGoat> b1
18:00 <druff> hi Lumeah, nice shirt
18:00 <BillyGoat> did u use to watch captain pugwash
18:00 <BillyGoat> when u was a boy 
18:00 <Lumeah> lol hi druff nice pants
18:00 <milk> these chinese dudes with a steady job and a future get presented with 24 coke addicts to choose from
19:00 <Picard> sinse matthew rejected him he has never been the same
19:00 <Jeep> br0n
19:00 <Jeep>  the drug fucked slut
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> you need some cypress dude
19:00 <Jeep> gutter whore
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe you can effect that high
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop with the anger shit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cut out the bullshit
19:00 <Picard> :)
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> andy pedo 
19:00 <Picard> jennifer loves sucking my cock
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> who
19:00 <BillyGoat> im a coke addict
19:00 <BillyGoat> i drink bout 4 cans cocacola a day 
19:00 <simba> chuggin down dat coc
19:00 <simba> ..a
19:00 <simba> ..cola
20:00 <Picard> might call her for a hoop up tomorrow
20:00 <kattt> hahah i though that said 'andy pasto' for a second there
20:00 <Picard> hook
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hip hop hooray
20:00 <zaleth> oh yeah sure
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hook?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> movie?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf r u on about andy
20:00 <Picard> jennifer will be sucking my cock
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
20:00 <Picard> 11am tomorrow
20:00 <druff> ta hun, nice collar
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a long while away
21:00 <Picard> i can wait, she is worth it
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooookay
21:00 <Picard> :P
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
21:00 <Picard> want to have my seconds?
21:00 <kattt> oh you two should stop it already
21:00 <kattt> this is so boring
21:00 <Lumeah> ppphht  bet you don't please her ;) 
21:00 <Picard> lol kattt
21:00 <Serenity> i knew this chick that would drink like 3 litres of coke a day
21:00 <Serenity> grosss
21:00 <BillyGoat> i put paper towel in me collar at the pub in me black shirt
21:00 <BillyGoat> start preachin too ppl
21:00 <BillyGoat> got some weird looks
21:00 <BillyGoat> podrey 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lame
22:00 <Picard> kattt if u are bored show us ya boobs
22:00 <kattt> you wish
22:00 <Picard> :P
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <kattt> :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this 
22:00 <Picard> we can rate them
22:00 <kattt> yeah?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> try harder when i get back andy
22:00 <Picard> yes
22:00 <kattt> do they need rating
22:00 <kattt> ?
22:00 <Picard> i dunno do they
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
22:00 <BillyGoat> yeah 3 litres is a bit much 
22:00 <partay> thats like 100 tea spoons of sugar
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> is there?
22:00 <Serenity> she was tiny though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *hides my bottles of coke*
22:00 <Serenity> like a size 6
22:00 <BillyGoat> did she ever eat?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, you remember how much I weigh?
23:00 <Serenity> i dont know about her food tbh
23:00 <mattyd> 32 kg
23:00 <Serenity> smoker though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink about 2 - 3 ltrs of it a day
23:00 <BillyGoat> ah k
23:00 <Serenity> thats rancid
23:00 <BillyGoat> Bastardly_One i bet ya didt feel hungry
23:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... like water to me
23:00 <BillyGoat> i drink cole i dont feel hungry
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm perpetually hungry
23:00 <Excessive> I drink abt half a 3ltr bottle of milk worth of coffee a day
23:00 <simba> Pop Quiz Time!!! How much does Bastardly_One weigh?! Ops to the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt even drin 3 litres of any soft drink in a year
24:00 <shadsam> matty simba is free
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate food ... vicious circle for me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and 58kgs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is all I weigh
25:00 <Picard> he is lubing his butt as we speak
25:00 <shadsam> yes he is
25:00 <kattt> http://picpaste.com/2135_63631160599_7896_n-YY6XxP9x.jpg
25:00 <kattt> thats as sexy as i get
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna know what I've eaten today? I bet if I went to weigh myself I've of actually lost weight too
25:00 <mattyd> i drink like 200ml of water a day , 1 coffee 1 tea and a soft drink
25:00 <mattyd> that all ya need F Y I
25:00 <Serenity> you need as much as your body asks for
25:00 <simba> water is the best
25:00 <Serenity> everyone is different
25:00 <Bastardly_One> KFC 2 piece feast, fish n chips and a packet of strawberry tim tams
26:00 <shadsam> gis a look kattt
26:00 <shadsam> lo, kattt
26:00 <shadsam> lols kool
26:00 <Bastardly_One> weight? wtf is that?
26:00 <mattyd> 50% of ur weight is probably clinging to ur arteries in ur heart
26:00 <Serenity> i drink about 3 litres of water a day
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
26:00 <Excessive> CC's n salsa here *looks at the leftovers*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no gall bladder mattyd ... doesn't stay in for long
26:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Picard> window licker?
27:00 <kattt> i get wet for the australian government
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <shadsam> lololol
27:00 <Picard> tony abbott?
27:00 <kattt> ew no
27:00 <DreamSeller> who the heck is the troll aka kattt? 
27:00 <Picard> bit of cleavage there
27:00 <mattyd> did your dick go under the chop
27:00 <Serenity> o.O
27:00 <Bastardly_One> a gall bladder is your fat filterer ... and without it ... food can go right through you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> only visits for a short time with certain food
28:00 <kattt> thats all you'll get
28:00 <shadsam> hehe
28:00 <Picard> its enough, i just cum
28:00 <BillyGoat> i wiegh 100 start year
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt
28:00 <BillyGoat> lol
28:00 <BillyGoat> now i bout 95
29:00 <kattt> gross lol
29:00 <mattyd> i was down to 57kg in dec now im up to 62-63 since i started ridin my bike 25k's a day
29:00 <BillyGoat> dont drink much piss no more
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I'm that underweight but doctors seem to
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how tall are you mattyd?
29:00 <mattyd> i think about 185-190cm
29:00 <mattyd> 185 maybe i forgot
29:00 <Bastardly_One> eat some ffs
30:00 <Picard> sorry, im old remember, it doesnt take me long
30:00 <Cripla> wub wub wub wub
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 170 and underweight
30:00 <simba> ur prob a bit taller than me and im tall
30:00 <simba> im 187
30:00 <mattyd> i always say im 187 but i might really be 185
30:00 <Excessive> < ------- 175 n ~75kgs
30:00 <mattyd> well thats a bit excessive ey
30:00 <simba> 175, 75, 75 y/o
30:00 <mattyd> i dont eat cos im never hungry n that
30:00 <druff> 180cm 65 kg
30:00 <druff> yum
31:00 <mattyd> unless i do some physical shit
31:00 <BillyGoat> all that height too weight thing is bullshit
31:00 <BillyGoat> some ppl can be like 180cm 100 kg an be fit
31:00 <mattyd> how can a number/ratio be bullshit
31:00 <BillyGoat> but the chart would say that they azre over weight
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and for the record
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no hips is a pain in the arse trying to get jeans to stay up
31:00 <mattyd> its ok 4 guys
32:00 <kattt> thts not a window btw
32:00 <kattt> its outside the defence force building on swanston s
32:00 <kattt> t
32:00 <kattt> or stkild rd
32:00 <Picard> do u work st kilda road often?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> would be great to put on another 10kgs or something
32:00 <BillyGoat> eat plenty cheese burgers b1
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just more likely to lose more than gain any
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat pure crap Pete
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more likely to make me lose weight eating more than gaining it
32:00 <mattyd> eat healthy to put on weight
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
33:00 <shadsam> burn new\01-david_max_-_open_up_and_jump-nrg.mp3
33:00 <kattt> oh you know, here and there
33:00 <mattyd> and some exercise
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk for a min of an hour a day
33:00 <mattyd> put weight on via muscle not everyone can get fat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for another reason other than excerise but the exercise is a bonus
34:00 <BillyGoat> eatibn healthy alone dosnt put muscle on 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's saying eating right will help you put on good weight
34:00 <BillyGoat> need exercise to go ewith it
35:00 <shadsam> ...
35:00 <Picard> carlisle street?
35:00 <kattt> i dont know if i like picard anymore
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> :P
35:00 <shadsam> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why I mentioned I consider i have the excerise bit down at least
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with the walking routine daily
35:00 <BillyGoat> do push ups an shit
35:00 <BillyGoat> you know these cunst go to the gym do all these weights
35:00 <BillyGoat> dosnt makje them much stronger
36:00 <kattt> what a cruel man
36:00 <kattt> he must be really bitter
36:00 <Picard> thats what my wife use to say
36:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <partay> ewwww
36:00 <partay> pictard
36:00 <Picard> partgay
36:00 <partay> i feel sorry for your wife
36:00 <partay> poor woman
36:00 <Picard> u crawled from under your rock
36:00 <Picard> so do i
36:00 <BillyGoat> most the strength they build they never use it for anything
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is I actually don't care
36:00 <Bastardly_One> some strength would be a bonus but I couldn't give a fuck about being underweight really
36:00 <BillyGoat> like rugby players, alot of the smaller blokes can lift more weight then the bigger blokes
37:00 <shadsam> Simbas a shithouse rat
37:00 <Picard> thats being nice shadsam
37:00 <shadsam> yup
37:00 <BillyGoat> but they arnt as strong naturally
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya mean
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law is like that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> shorter than I am and like a brick shithouse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and never does shit to get that way
37:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
37:00 <druff> hi
38:00 <shadsam> makin a tune brb
38:00 <doctor> Picard is great material. I'm always a little bit excited when ever I see him join this channel
38:00 <Bastardly_One> (gh)
38:00 <BillyGoat> my mate like that too
38:00 <BillyGoat> hes about 5`9
38:00 <BillyGoat> 140kg
38:00 <BillyGoat> he can lift a car motor an stick it in back a ute no worries
38:00 <BillyGoat> but dosnt do weights
39:00 <Picard> lol doctor
39:00 <shadsam> yeah he rocks
39:00 <kattt> mmm strawberries
39:00 <shadsam> he knows simba well
39:00 <Picard> ewww
39:00 <Picard> strawberries are gross
40:00 <shadsam> kattt i have strawberries n cream in the fridge 
40:00 <partay> if its not maccas pictard hates it
40:00 <kattt> mmmm
40:00 <Picard> partgay please wipe the cum from your mouth before u speak'
40:00 <kattt> i want more trawberries
40:00 <shadsam> lol
40:00 <kattt> <Picard> we dont have to like each other to have sex 
41:00 <kattt> WHAT
41:00 <shadsam> wb loof
41:00 <kattt> ?!
41:00 <Picard> havnt u ever fucked someone u didnt like?
41:00 <Picard> i have
41:00 <Picard> many times
41:00 <kattt> NO
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <doctor> Shaz?
41:00 <Picard> yes doc
41:00 <doctor> lol
41:00 <Picard> for 15 years
41:00 <JimmyJack> ty shadsam
41:00 <BillyGoat> PietSAbabe is prob the strongest bloke in here
41:00 <BillyGoat> he is build like a tank
41:00 <Excessive> fck ......... next time I have to remember to get 2 jars of salsa *looks at the half empty pack of CC's*
41:00 <simba> thats a lot of salsa for half a bag of ccs
42:00 <Picard> so kattt u better bend over
42:00 <kattt> no thanks
42:00 <kattt> you can fuck a hole in the wall
42:00 <Picard> u dont get a choice when u are in #melbourne
42:00 <BillyGoat> simba is az fat cunt
42:00 <Excessive> I like it rich simba
42:00 <simba> no u are!!!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> might of been those tiny jars
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ... gonna hurt to be your arse on the morrow
42:00 <Excessive> jus the normal Old El Paso jar man
43:00 <Picard> :
43:00 <lumeah2> yes she does don't be a dickhad
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Picard> kiss arse
43:00 <Excessive> MILD
43:00 <BillyGoat> when u gonna bash me simba 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Old El Paso ... even I can handle that stuff
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is mild
43:00 <Excessive> fckn chilli jus ruins the taste of anythin
43:00 <simba> not now braunschweig im 2 high for ur games im watching everton fulham
44:00 <lumeah2> lol... bad boy.. down! 
44:00 <kattt> get it off
44:00 <kattt> !!
44:00 <doctor> It'll be over very shortly and you wont even realise it
44:00 <Picard> doctor u are a slut
44:00 <BillyGoat> whats braunschweig
44:00 <simba> just my pet name 4 u
44:00 <simba> SFII champ Student
44:00 <Student> salutes
45:00 <lumeah2> lol  dirty boy *spanks you searinly hard*
45:00 <doctor> that's true
45:00 <Picard> haaahahahaha
45:00 <mattyd> is the bag half empty or the bag half full ?????????????????
45:00 <simba> dont bag
45:00 <Ryu>  was there a bag? ;)
45:00 <BillyGoat> braunschweig must resemble a handsome gentleman with high intellect 
45:00 <Ryu> bg was that a question or desire?
46:00 <kattt> you are all so filthy
46:00 <shadsam> not all
46:00 <Picard> yes we are
46:00 <Picard> sexual deviats
46:00 <Picard> u better watch out
46:00 <lumeah2> it's Melbourne... lol
46:00 <DreamSeller> predators* 
46:00 <lumeah2> wont change 
46:00 <BillyGoat> and answer
46:00 <BillyGoat> an*
47:00 <Picard> kattt fits in well
47:00 <lumeah2> some other rooms are niceish
47:00 <Picard> he is a bit kinky
47:00 <Picard> lumeah2 name 3
48:00 <doctor> the channels where sex is taboo tend to be very vindictive
48:00 <Picard> christian is a nice channel
48:00 <Picard> god will save us all
48:00 <kattt> im going to go hang out there
48:00 <kattt> in Christian
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> im banned i think
48:00 <lumeah2> lol 
48:00 <doctor> it's a dead channel
48:00 <Picard> nope im in
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> !ping
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ping
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> err
48:00 <BlackDevil> my balls are sweaty
49:00 <lumeah2> afr Australia and... sex..rof! 
49:00 <BillyGoat> stick them under an lit candle 
50:00 <Picard> <Picard> where can i find god
50:00 <Picard> <Picard> who has his number?
51:00 <lumeah2> there are plenty of people that think they are God here 
51:00 <Picard> where?
52:00 <DreamSeller> lol.. what if kattt was br0n 
52:00 <Picard> kattt's a man
52:00 <Picard> with a 8' penis
52:00 <kattt> oh no
52:00 <kattt> hes got me!
52:00 <Picard> i saw it on skype
53:00 <kattt> its cause i wont meet him
53:00 <kattt> hes upset now
53:00 <Picard> nope
53:00 <Kelevra> That's hot BlackDevil 
54:00 <beehhh> I see it through your eyes
54:00 <beehhh> once you die you have not much to worry for
55:00 <Picard> b1 hello
55:00 <Picard> and welcome
55:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
55:00 <Picard> how are u
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty damn good and yourself?
55:00 <Picard> im fucking great
58:00 <kattt> IM FUCKING GREAT TOO
58:00 <Picard> u have met "Great" 
58:00 <Picard> nice hooker that girl
59:00 <Bastardly_One> say my nick
59:00 <Bastardly_One> humor Me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Monday March 31 2014 12:00am(00:00:01)
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