// #melbourne — 2014-02-28
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19:43:00 <doctor> not drinking tonight?
19:44:00 <couleurs> gluglugluglug
19:44:00 <johninja> gonna crack one in a sec i reckon
19:44:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DObS6Y7qPEo
19:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angel of the Morning - P.P. Arnold (Aug 2, 2013) 3:14 - Category: Music - 1,061 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:44:00 <doctor> we can share musics
19:46:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_XQVKe6So
19:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Monkees - Daydream Believer (Jan 23, 2011) 2:50 - Category: Music - 180,132 views - 927 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
19:48:00 <couleurs> boy, you guys sure like some weird music!!!!!!!!
19:49:00 <doctor> reminiscing on a time before our own because we're tired of our own
19:49:00 <johninja> lol
19:49:00 <johninja> back when people could actually sing
19:50:00 <doctor> theres not much you can do with the new stuff
19:50:00 <johninja> you get someone that actually can sing like amy whinehouse and everyone goes apeshit (including herself)
19:50:00 <doctor> maybe thats a job for those who live 50 years from now
19:50:00 <doctor> lol
19:51:00 <milk> there was so many people hacking into my computer and running code that it went sentient...
19:51:00 <johninja> nice
19:51:00 <johninja> i only deletd your recycle bin
19:51:00 <couleurs> there's still good music out there
19:52:00 <johninja> the last one i didn't mind was I blame coco
19:52:00 <johninja> thats about as modenr as i get
19:53:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXOotIMRqps
19:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Studio Brussel: I Blame Coco - Self machine (Sep 21, 2010) 2:51 - Category: Music - 249,265 views - 897 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
19:53:00 <johninja> she cool, should do more acoustic
19:54:00 <johninja> bleh
19:55:00 <johninja> I love you Elliot!!!!!!!!
19:56:00 <doctor> she has a good voice
19:56:00 <johninja> she is stings daughter
19:56:00 <johninja> true story
19:57:00 <johninja> gets pretty sick of people saying that and asking about it though
19:57:00 <johninja> as you would
19:58:00 <doctor> must be a genetic thing
19:59:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LnPnbhyjGc
19:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sweet Talkin' Woman (Oct 23, 2008) 3:55 - Category: Music - 1,305,751 views - 4,502 likes (98.2%), 81 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00:00 <johninja> funky
20:01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1620374_702527103133409_2024509532_n.jpg
20:01:00 <doctor> no need for that
20:01:00 <johninja> uncalled for
20:02:00 <doctor> there's always that ONE person
20:02:00 <johninja> ruins it for everyone
20:03:00 <doctor> Might go buy myself a chip bucket now, to put me back in a good mood
20:03:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdeYfV4TD1U
20:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barry Mcguire "Eve Of Destruction" (Live Video 1965) (Mar 21, 2013) 4:10 - Category: Music - 26,297 views - 163 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
20:03:00 <doctor> nice one
20:05:00 <doctor> it's always the damn east
20:06:00 <johninja> troublemakers
20:07:00 <doctor> one more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Xm30heHms
20:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Judy Collins - "Both Sides Now" - Original Hit Version (Sep 2, 2011) 3:20 - Category: Music - 90,830 views - 441 likes (98.2%), 8 dislikes (1.8%)
20:07:00 <johninja> ooh classic
20:07:00 <johninja> neil diamond version is good too
20:07:00 <doctor> that song can be done by anyone and can be good
20:07:00 <doctor> it's just one of those songs
20:07:00 <johninja> true
20:07:00 <doctor> anyway, chips
20:07:00 <johninja> ok, enjoy
20:08:00 <johninja> cooked up some pasta before
20:08:00 <johninja> had a craving
20:09:00 <johninja> DrunkREMfan
20:10:00 <johninja> (inaudible)
20:12:00 <couleurs> where the modern music lovers out their!!!!!!!
20:13:00 <Zade> like what?
20:13:00 <soap> (inaudible)
20:13:00 <soap> this speech to txt app is shit
20:13:00 <soap> sorry
20:14:00 <soap> hey Nikky`
20:14:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
20:14:00 <Nikky`> Hey soap
20:14:00 <Nikky`> Hiya Zade :o)
20:14:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQeMxWjpr-Y
20:14:00 <soap> lol
20:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Midnight (Feb 25, 2014) 5:08 - Category: Music - 4,338,816 views - 54,786 likes (92%), 4,735 dislikes (8%)
20:15:00 <couleurs> their back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:15:00 <soap> is that modern?
20:15:00 <soap> oh
20:15:00 <soap> i see
20:15:00 <Zade> i am not so keen on chart music
20:15:00 <birdbutts> mario chart music
20:16:00 <birdbutts> hellp
20:17:00 <couleurs> Weirder than Kid A... Let's wait for the rest...
20:18:00 <couleurs> Something tells me this is going to be the first Coldplay album to get a 8.0+ on Pitchfork...
20:19:00 <couleurs> huehue
20:19:00 <couleurs> so bad
20:19:00 <soap> hehe
20:21:00 <soap> why do mexicans love coldplay so much?
20:22:00 <Duke_36> cause theyre all yellow
20:22:00 <crash> why mexicans and how did you narrow it down to that demographic
20:23:00 <soap> people who don't live in the USA
20:23:00 <Zade> with a remix it could be ok
20:23:00 <soap> legally
20:23:00 <crash> what percentage of the world lives in the usa soap?
20:24:00 <soap> the only percentage that matters
20:24:00 <Zade> get rid of the vocals, either a 2 step or drumnbass sound a few tweeks
20:25:00 <Serenity> clearly this guy isnt from australia
20:25:00 <Serenity> oh
20:25:00 <Serenity> its john
20:25:00 <soap> lol
20:25:00 <Serenity> you troll
20:25:00 <Duke_36> 300 million
20:25:00 <Duke_36> out of 6 billion
20:25:00 <soap> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUAwqhnqSAc
20:25:00 <Duke_36> or is it 7 billion now
20:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Washington Square- The Village Stompers- 1963 (Oct 24, 2008) 2:46 - Category: Music - 334,760 views - 1,493 likes (98.9%), 16 dislikes (1.1%)
20:26:00 <crash> Duke_36 sounds about right
20:26:00 <crash> even meet halfway at 6.5 billion
20:26:00 <soap> legally
20:26:00 <soap> nah its 7
20:26:00 <crash> soap - have you done a head count ?
20:26:00 <Duke_36> yeah i think its 7 now
20:27:00 <soap> The world population is the total number of living humans on Earth. As of today, it is estimated to number 7.147 billion
20:27:00 <soap> yes
20:27:00 <crash> or are you processing census papers ?
20:27:00 <soap> why do you think i'm here?
20:27:00 <crash> or hospitals where you get a birth certificate
20:27:00 <soap> are you drunk and looking for a fight on the internet?
20:27:00 <soap> maybe later we can rage at women for no particular reason too
20:28:00 <crash> soap - i could beat you with facts
20:28:00 <crash> fists as well - but i could be up myself
20:28:00 <soap> lol
20:28:00 <crash> Serenity i found a girlfriend :P
20:28:00 <soap> bring it fattie
20:28:00 <crash> and they said it would never happen
20:28:00 <Serenity> cool?
20:28:00 <crash> soap im only 67kg
20:28:00 <soap> at least they think its a girl
20:28:00 <crash> give or take 2kg
20:29:00 <crash> it is Serenity :P
20:29:00 <soap> not sure you get to count roadkill you take home as a spouse
20:29:00 <soap> but whatever floats your boat man
20:30:00 <crash> soap im trying to get into your humour
20:30:00 <crash> you starting uni on monday ?
20:31:00 <soap> :D
20:31:00 <soap> unicycling?
20:31:00 <soap> seems like a pretty cool trend
20:31:00 <soap> oh my
20:31:00 <crash> soap that would be a cool skill to have
20:31:00 <Duke_36> girlfriend?
20:31:00 <Duke_36> what are they? lol
20:31:00 <Duke_36> no such thing.
20:31:00 <crash> plus you could piss the pigs off in shopping malls
20:32:00 <crash> no bicycle sign wouldn't apply to unicycles
20:32:00 <soap> yeah "it doesn't day no unicycling NAZI"
20:32:00 <soap> in other news...rollerskates are still gay
20:33:00 <crash> bit easier than rollerblades though
20:33:00 <soap> not really
20:33:00 <soap> not that i have tried it..
20:33:00 <crash> i can only rollerskate
20:33:00 <crash> but rollerblades do look cooler
20:33:00 <soap> are you coming out?
20:33:00 <crash> and apparently easier to iceskate ?
20:33:00 <soap> ice skating is fine
20:34:00 <Serenity> rollerblading is 100x easier than skates
20:34:00 <Serenity> its just like walking but faster.
20:34:00 <crash> Serenity can you do both ?
20:34:00 <soap> the roller wheels seem to come out from underneath you
20:34:00 <Serenity> no
20:34:00 <soap> not that i have tried it
20:34:00 <crash> skate ?
20:34:00 <Serenity> i can blade
20:34:00 <Serenity> im actually quite good
20:34:00 <Serenity> i never got the hang of skates
20:35:00 <soap> i seen these dudes with little roller things they would slide on and off their shoes in sydney once
20:35:00 <soap> pretty cool
20:35:00 <Serenity> my kids have those
20:35:00 <crash> wb Nikky`
20:35:00 <soap> wb Nikky`
20:35:00 <soap> ...
20:35:00 <crash> Serenity - iceskate ?
20:35:00 <Nikky`> Thank you :o)
20:35:00 <crash> i only ever did that once
20:35:00 <soap> stop copying me
20:36:00 <Serenity> ive never been ice skating
20:36:00 <soap> Serenity on ice
20:36:00 <crash> soap my wb is genuine
20:36:00 <Serenity> im scared i will fall over and have my fingers sliced off
20:36:00 <Zade> ice skating is big fun
20:36:00 <soap> yeh its cool
20:36:00 <soap> i almost worked out how to do it by the time i finished
20:36:00 <soap> 2490324234 stacks later
20:36:00 <crash> i done it about 15 years ago
20:37:00 <crash> im close to being a good ice hockey player
20:37:00 <crash> just need to learn to skate
20:37:00 <Serenity> i always wanted to be able to skateboard
20:37:00 <soap> same
20:38:00 <soap> i'm too tall :(
20:38:00 <crash> *3
20:38:00 <Serenity> im too unco
20:38:00 <Serenity> lol
20:38:00 <crash> i just had cheap boards
20:38:00 <Zade> i did ice skating in school for a semster
20:38:00 <crash> i always stuck to bmx and mtn bikes
20:38:00 <soap> post some funny pics couleurs / birdbutts
20:38:00 <couleurs> birdbutts u should get a ps3 and gta5 so we can play it online 2 gether it's a fun game like the sims but with guns ok
20:38:00 <soap> ..
20:39:00 <soap> its not like the sims but it would be good for her to chanell her aggresion towards other people in a video game setting
20:39:00 <crash> Serenity you should try and skateboard :P
20:39:00 <Serenity> birdbutts is a she?
20:40:00 <crash> it would be unique
20:40:00 <soap> its Paul_Banks
20:40:00 <birdbutts> i already have gta 4
20:40:00 <soap> 4 is shit
20:40:00 <Serenity> im sure uncordinated nearly 30 year olds falling off a skateboards into exactly unique
20:40:00 <Serenity> OH
20:40:00 <Serenity> pb
20:40:00 <Serenity> explains everything
20:40:00 <soap> ^_^
20:40:00 <Serenity> isnt not into
20:40:00 <couleurs> no get 5 and a ps3 their cheap now
20:40:00 <birdbutts> no
20:40:00 <crash> Serenity just practice
20:41:00 <soap> get couleurs to buy it for you
20:41:00 <soap> he is rich
20:41:00 <crash> stop making excuses
20:41:00 <couleurs> y not
20:41:00 <Serenity> im not.. i dont really want to skate board rofl
20:41:00 <crash> :P
20:41:00 <crash> lol
20:41:00 <birdbutts> i dont want to play video games with you
20:41:00 <soap> ouch
20:41:00 <crash> i want to play tony hawk with Serenity on my lap
20:41:00 <soap> she wants to hold you tight instead mebe
20:42:00 <Serenity> this is getting too weird
20:42:00 <couleurs> wowww.... that's teh meanest thing u ever said 2 me
20:42:00 <crash> sorry Serenity :P
20:43:00 <soap> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLNr_qhZR0w
20:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Name Is Earl canceled sad Randy sings time after time (May 21, 2011) 4:02 - Category: Entertainment - 69,256 views - 343 likes (96.6%), 12 dislikes (3.4%)
20:47:00 <soap> waits for FredFlinstone to say something fun and entertaining
20:47:00 <FredFlinstone> good enough?
20:47:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
20:47:00 <soap> ..i guess
20:48:00 <FredFlinstone> bocephus
20:48:00 <FredFlinstone> interesting name
20:48:00 <soap> thanks
20:48:00 <crash> Nikky` how is work ?
20:48:00 <FredFlinstone> yw
20:48:00 <Nikky`> Its good, busy but good. your work?
20:49:00 <soap> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/p180x540/1599318_569395366489743_519767543_o.jpg
20:49:00 <couleurs> i guess i'll go play on mine own.........
20:49:00 <soap> been there
20:49:00 <soap> didn't notice how funny the name was
20:50:00 <Nikky`> oooh you're soap
20:50:00 <soap> i am
20:50:00 <Nikky`> I really should have done a whois earlier
20:50:00 <soap> cleaning up the internet
20:50:00 <soap> ha ha
20:50:00 <Nikky`> one wash at a time
20:50:00 <crash> Nikky` quit couple of days ago :P
20:50:00 <birdbutts> sorry im not feeling atm
20:50:00 <birdbutts> well
20:50:00 <Nikky`> you quit your job? why?
20:50:00 <soap> its ok
20:50:00 <birdbutts> feeling well*
20:51:00 <crash> because i saved money and am going to uni :P
20:51:00 <soap> too much coffee?
20:51:00 <soap> tafe or proper uni?
20:51:00 <Zade> uni costs a fortune
20:51:00 <crash> well i will have to think about getting a part time job in 6 months or something
20:51:00 <crash> Zade 64k :/
20:51:00 <crash> well thats what the government is going to charge me
20:52:00 <crash> soap nah uni - monash
20:52:00 <crash> get to hang with asians for a bit
20:52:00 <Nikky`> aaah cool, you need to change
20:52:00 <Zade> first year uni is the most expensive,
20:52:00 <Zade> so much booze
20:52:00 <crash> i got rpl and mature age
20:52:00 <Duke_36> life is expensive
20:53:00 <crash> so i pretty much have a 2 year degree
20:53:00 <soap> which one is the better stone? angus or julia or the other one?
20:53:00 <crash> centrelink won't give me money until i spend everything i have
20:54:00 <Zade> if you could relate your work with a uni course you could claim it on tax
20:54:00 <crash> so that's a bummer
20:54:00 <crash> Zade i wish
20:54:00 <Nikky`> I like a good angus
20:54:00 <Nikky`> angus steak
20:54:00 <Nikky`> he he
20:54:00 <soap> hah
20:54:00 <soap> Nikky` likes her meat
20:54:00 <Nikky`> I do
20:54:00 <Nikky`> love a nice bit of meat nom nom
20:55:00 <crash> scotch fillet ?
20:55:00 <crash> or chicken breast
20:55:00 <soap> i cooked some nice steaks last night
20:55:00 <soap> roast tonight
20:55:00 <Nikky`> Where was mine?
20:55:00 <soap> i let dad cook that though
20:55:00 <crash> soap pan frying red meat isn't cooking
20:55:00 <Zade> you eat more than 1 piece of steak?
20:55:00 <soap> yeah
20:55:00 <soap> there was 2 each
20:55:00 <Zade> oh
20:56:00 <soap> sometimes when you finish your steak you feel like another steak
20:56:00 <Nikky`> No
20:56:00 <crash> soap never had that
20:56:00 <crash> what else do you have with your steak ?
20:56:00 <Zade> or sometimes you throw up cos you have eaten too much
20:56:00 <soap> "Damb that steak was goo...only thing that i really want now is some more steak"
20:56:00 <soap> just had onions last night
20:57:00 <crash> usually the best side to a peice of steak is something packed with carbs
20:57:00 <soap> kinda like a steak sanga but the steaks were too thick to really have between bread
20:57:00 <crash> like wedges or veg and mash
20:57:00 <soap> yeh those are all ok
20:57:00 <Zade> what did you have for dinner Nikky`?
20:57:00 <Nikky`> No dinner
20:57:00 <Nikky`> had grill'd burger for lunch
20:57:00 <Nikky`> still lil full
20:57:00 <Zade> oh ok
20:58:00 <Nikky`> you?
20:58:00 <Zade> i got a crunchy salad from woolies
20:58:00 <Zade> comes in a pack
20:58:00 <Nikky`> yeah i've seen those
20:59:00 <Nikky`> sometimes adding chicken to it is nice
20:59:00 <soap> chicken and steak
20:59:00 <soap> just needs bacon
20:59:00 <Zade> that would involve cooking, i just open the packet
20:59:00 <soap> 3 meaty goodness
21:00:00 <Nikky`> I had bacon today
21:00:00 <Nikky`> in my burger
21:00:00 <Nikky`> Noooo buy a cooked chook
21:01:00 <soap> one time in st kilda this homeless guy came up to me and started talking about how you could buy all this chicken stuff at woolies
21:01:00 <soap> its pretty good
21:02:00 <soap> not really something i would rant to a stranger about though
21:02:00 <Zade> its just me so i never buy a cooked chook
21:03:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
21:03:00 <Nikky`> Not hard to use it for few things tho, but oooook
21:03:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> Bye Bich!!!!!!!!
21:03:00 <Nikky`> soap..I'm going to call you and discuss chickens, that ok?
21:03:00 <soap> wow
21:03:00 <soap> cooper is upset
21:04:00 <soap> birdbutts isn't feeling well right now either
21:04:00 <soap> this is all quite sad
21:04:00 <soap> brb
21:04:00 <Zade> Nikky` are you on facebook?
21:04:00 <Nikky`> possibly
21:04:00 <Zade> haha
21:05:00 <Zade> i got a friend request from my mother
21:05:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:05:00 <Nikky`> That could be a start
21:05:00 <Nikky`> to kinda talk
21:05:00 <Zade> lol
21:05:00 <Zade> nuh
21:05:00 <Zade> she can fuck off
21:05:00 <Zade> but so random
21:06:00 <Nikky`> That was random
21:07:00 <Zade> are you friends with your mother on FB?
21:07:00 <soap> hi thugluv
21:07:00 <Nikky`> yeah
21:07:00 <Nikky`> but I hardly use it
21:08:00 <Nikky`> and we don't talk on it, I log on see she is on so she is alive n kicking
21:08:00 <Nikky`> saves a call
21:08:00 <Zade> lol ok
21:08:00 <soap> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nph4Ln9BX2E
21:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bootsy Collins - I'd Rather Be With You (1976) (Mar 30, 2011) 5:01 - Category: Music - 648,422 views - 5,022 likes (97.8%), 112 dislikes (2.2%)
21:09:00 <soap> dogs trying to pull sookfaces to get inside lol
21:09:00 <thugluv> heya soap
21:09:00 <soap> one already tracked mud all through the house
21:09:00 <soap> not happening
21:09:00 <Pieter> Heey awesome isback
21:09:00 <soap> thanks
21:10:00 <soap> i only went out for a bit to get a beer
21:10:00 <Pieter> Im using the on screen keyboard weird
21:10:00 <soap> use this 8=====D
21:13:00 <Pieter> Cum
21:14:00 <Pieter> I hear bouncing
21:22:00 <Don> ugh.
21:25:00 <Pieter> Bounce bounce yo cmon n bouncea
21:29:00 <Picard> hi
21:42:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> some little mexican kids are shooting at me
21:46:00 <doctor> promise them goodies if they leave you alone, then when you earn their trust, blow them up from a helicopter
21:48:00 <Picard> hope they hit u
21:51:00 <Pieter> Bong smoke floating about weeeeeeeèeeee
21:52:00 <Duke_36> booooooooooooooobies
21:52:00 <soap> lol
21:52:00 <Nikky`> where
21:52:00 <Nikky`> I want
21:52:00 <simba> http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/after-chelsea-the-simpsons-announce-partnership-john-terry-climbs-into-bed-with-marge-picture/
21:52:00 <Pieter> I think its bed time
21:52:00 <Pieter> Nite
21:53:00 <soap> lol simba
21:53:00 <xm> well, you have 2 weeks worth of sleep to catch up on Pieter
21:53:00 <xm> nite Pieter
21:54:00 <Duke_36> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies
21:54:00 <soap> got into a political argument on my mates status and this guy typed a wall of text at me :/
21:54:00 <Duke_36> not sure where
21:54:00 <Duke_36> i just figured it was a grand entrance.
21:54:00 <xm> paste it soap
21:54:00 <xm> the text
21:54:00 <soap> ooh 2 walls now
21:55:00 <xm> what's the subject?
21:55:00 <xm> oh it's you johnny
21:55:00 <soap> Do you honestly think that Tony Abbott is pacing up and down his office looking at the last set of polling figures and worrying about them? He had a pretty comprehensive victory 6 months ago with a margin that should in theory keep him there if he is good enough for 3 terms with a definite 2. It just goes to show how fickle and stupid the Australian population really is. He has only past
21:55:00 <soap> one piece of legislation and that was to lift the debt ceiling. He hasn't started yet. People wanted the boats to stop and now they have it.
21:55:00 <soap> And they are still whinging. But when Martin Ferguson comes out today and supports Abbotts IR reforms and wants him to go even further indicates that the ALP are now so heavily boxed in that there is no way out other than agreeing with the governments reform agenda. Because at the end of the day they were too scared to take it on, and they are still too scared. They basically stand for
21:55:00 <soap> nothing. So after 3 years of reform and pain and a few graphs and figures showing the place is on the mend, which it will be, them maybe a little bit of sense will prevail and the government,
21:55:00 <soap> with history on it's side will easily be re-elected. I have watched question time lately and the opposition can't even put any pressure on the government. They can't even get the basics of how being an effective opposition works. They can't even get their questions right sometimes.
21:57:00 <Nikky`> I can't believe I read all that soap. damn you *shakes fist*
21:57:00 <soap> lol
21:58:00 <soap> you didn't have too
21:58:00 <soap> but wow
21:58:00 <soap> i wonder how many walls i can get with 2 line replies
21:58:00 <mandyjane> too long.. didnt read
21:58:00 <xm> like your vhost
21:59:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1800209_601809583247069_1591625827_n.jpg
21:59:00 <MrMark> boo
21:59:00 <mandyjane> thanks k xm
21:59:00 <mandyjane> i mean.. thats k xm* lol
22:00:00 <soap> you wouldn't understand it if you did
22:00:00 <soap> so yeh
22:00:00 <soap> don't bother
22:00:00 <mandyjane> kk
22:01:00 <mandyjane> bit slow in here tonight
22:02:00 <Dickens_Cider> should be good for you then mj
22:02:00 <xm> there was a red alert a few hours ago about an incoming tidal wave of bullshit. so we're all preparing and going for higher ground
22:03:00 <Dickens_Cider> heheh higher/
22:03:00 <mandyjane> good thinking man. time to activate your tidal wave of bullshit survival plan NOW
22:06:00 <Nikky`> I know I didn't have to soap :P
22:08:00 <Duke_36> lol
22:10:00 <Nikky`> But I love a good soap up
22:10:00 <Nikky`> yeah baby
22:14:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSeZdqSsyRI
22:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - You'll Never Walk Alone.mpg (Apr 9, 2010) 3:22 - Category: Howto and Style - 464,002 views - 1,021 likes (97.8%), 23 dislikes (2.2%)
22:14:00 <simba> This is Nice
22:22:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> all these asshoels are level 95+ and shit and i'm level 5
22:22:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> :(
22:22:00 <simba> im 19
22:23:00 <Picard> you are a fuck head
22:23:00 <peace> i dont like the game
22:23:00 <simba> u can do it!!!!!
22:23:00 <peace> lols
22:23:00 <Nikky`> He was only 19
22:23:00 <Serenity> lol Nikky` that went through my head to
22:23:00 <Serenity> too
22:23:00 <partay> BREAKING NEWS : Apple have abandoned plans to build cruise liners after their prototype "The iTanic" kept syncing whenever it docked.
22:23:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krABcDEmIs8&feature=youtu.be
22:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to make Vodka Watermelon! - Tipsy Bartender (Dec 17, 2011) 2:43 - Category: Howto and Style - 231,572 views - 2,439 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
22:23:00 <Nikky`> lol Serenity
22:24:00 <simba> nice nerd humor not
22:24:00 <partay> SIMBACILE INDEED IT IS
22:25:00 <Picard> partgay hello hows the arse?
22:26:00 <simba> what a gay question...
22:26:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> lmao you get get make up done at the barber
22:26:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> y is everything $500
22:26:00 <Serenity> hu
22:26:00 <Serenity> hi
22:26:00 <simba> lol
22:26:00 <simba> wtf is redgum
22:26:00 <^pilot^> oh sarah
22:27:00 <Serenity> the people who sung the song?
22:27:00 <Nikky`> oh its ^pilot^
22:27:00 <Serenity> hello marko
22:27:00 <simba> what a wise answer
22:27:00 <simba> the correct answer is: Redgum was an Australian folk and political music group formed in Adelaide in 1975 by singer-songwriter John Schumann, Michael Atkinson on guitars/vocals and Verity Truman on flute/vocals
22:27:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> wtf masks cost $1000
22:28:00 <Serenity> well yeah.. i thought everyone knew that
22:28:00 <simba> i wear a mask bitch
22:28:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> i got sunglasses
22:28:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> gonna buy a beanie
22:28:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> $35
22:28:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> BARGAIN
22:29:00 <Picard> simba hows your arse?
22:30:00 <Picard> been fisted today?
22:30:00 <simba> lol stop asking people that
22:30:00 <Picard> simba can use google
22:30:00 <Picard> why are you afraid to come out?
22:30:00 <simba> wat
22:30:00 <shadsam> FUK UP PICARD U SLOBB DRUNK
22:30:00 <Picard> look dont get me wrong its ok to be gay, i just dislike most faggots
22:31:00 <simba> i agree with wayne for a change
22:31:00 <Picard> simba its ok for you to tell people u like cock
22:31:00 <Picard> they will understand
22:31:00 <shadsam> SIMBAS A GAY ABBO
22:31:00 <simba> i think you are projecting right now
22:31:00 <Picard> well most will, others like me wil be disgusted and sickened by it and u
22:31:00 <soap> This country was one of the few in the world that was doing well, we managed to survive a GLOBAL economic crisis relatively unscathed, if Wayne Swann wasn't so incompetant the Mining Tax would have worked too.
22:31:00 <soap> It's not so much a bucket of money to scatter around, but if you are scattering it maybe direct it a little more to the poor instead of your friends in big business. It's more about equality for me than anything. Why did Rupert need 880 million more? Poor guy must be hurting.
22:31:00 <playeingGTAVokbyewevers> do you own a house yet? or just a car?
22:31:00 <shadsam> IM ROLLIN IN 50 DOLLAR BILLZ
22:31:00 <soap> 20,000 refugees coming by boat every year is really a non-issue for me, certainly not worth spending tens of millions of dollars trying to keep them out then hundreds of millions trying to keep them locked up. It was only a couple of hundred years ago we were the boat people.
22:32:00 <simba> yes
22:32:00 <shadsam> UST BOUGHT A GRAM ICE
22:32:00 <soap> Sure its hard to keep our industries running when you are off signing free trade deals with Thailand and other nations that employ child labour and pay under 6 dollars an hour, its hard for anyone to compete with that. Luckily Tony is trying to do something about that by taking us back to the industrial era when you could jam 50 people in a cage and send them down a coal mine, hoorah.
22:32:00 <soap> The 'Reality check' is exactly why Tony will loose the next election in a landslide, unfortunately the wealthy few that will absolutely adore his reforms don't have that much voting power.
22:32:00 <shadsam> IM FUCKIN LOADED
22:32:00 <simba> lol
22:32:00 <Picard> soap u are off tap
22:32:00 <simba> how do you take it shadsam>/
22:32:00 <simba> >/
22:32:00 <simba> ?
22:32:00 <simba> the ice?
22:32:00 <shadsam> LOL PICARD
22:33:00 <Picard> tony will win the next election
22:33:00 <simba> who cares
22:33:00 <shadsam> PAALEEESE
22:33:00 <soap> in your gay fantasys maybe
22:33:00 <Picard> you cunts will all hate him when u are working for the dole
22:33:00 <Picard> simba will despise him
22:33:00 <soap> he won't bail out your struggling small business either andy
22:33:00 <soap> you will be in the dole que as well
22:33:00 <shadsam> FEAR MY BEARD
22:34:00 <simba> lmao
22:34:00 <simba> im not on the dole im not even elligible
22:34:00 <simba> eligible
22:34:00 <Serenity> queue
22:34:00 <simba> silly andrew
22:34:00 <soap> don't queue me lady
22:34:00 <Serenity> I WILL DO AS I PLEASE
22:34:00 <Nikky`> que your queue
22:35:00 <soap> ladyouyou
22:35:00 <Picard> my business isnt struggling lad
22:35:00 <soap> you marriage is failing and your business is struggling and your daughter is having sex with aboriginals andy
22:35:00 <soap> its ok man
22:35:00 <soap> we understand
22:35:00 <Picard> simba cut the lies, u have never worked a day in your sad sorry life
22:35:00 <shadsam> PICARDS A HARD WORKINH CHAMPION LIKE MYSELF
22:35:00 <simba> lol
22:35:00 <xm> andy's business is BOOMING. he's just about to do a hostile takeover of Speedee... chucky will have to speak at the AGM to the investors (mrs po and the elderly at the RSL)
22:35:00 <soap> why else would anyone be so angry on the internet
22:35:00 <simba> i had a full time job for just under four years after high school
22:35:00 <shadsam> HEYS XM
22:36:00 <simba> you couldnt be more wrong
22:36:00 <Picard> lol xm
22:36:00 <shadsam> XM U IN DRAGG
22:36:00 <simba> the stark reality of it all has no effect on Angry Andrew, at his Keyboard
22:36:00 <soap> lol
22:36:00 <shadsam> LOL
22:36:00 <soap> its how he escapes
22:36:00 <shadsam> YUP
22:36:00 <simba> he just pretends people are as worse off as he was and is
22:36:00 <soap> some people drink, some do drugs, andrew gets angry on irc
22:36:00 <Picard> simba u are full of shit, picking up rubbish at victoria park isnt a job
22:36:00 <simba> like the classic angry irc guy
22:36:00 <shadsam> so true
22:36:00 <simba> its so typical of irc users over the years
22:37:00 <simba> he epitomises the angry old irc guy
22:37:00 <simba> like nobody else
22:37:00 <shadsam> simbas never had a real ob
22:37:00 <simba> projecting about his hidden gay sexual desires also
22:37:00 <shadsam> job
22:37:00 <soap> lol
22:37:00 <Picard> simba is scum
22:37:00 <soap> awww
22:37:00 <soap> hit a nerve
22:37:00 <soap> truth hurts hey andy
22:37:00 <simba> lol
22:37:00 <shadsam> yes simbas bum is full of cum
22:37:00 <Picard> he wont work, just a lazy low life
22:38:00 <shadsam> hes a fat lil abbo retard moit
22:38:00 <soap> we are ruining his few hours a day he gets to pretend he is better than someone else
22:38:00 <simba> maybe he hasnt boned for like five years
22:38:00 <simba> like apart from the hookers
22:38:00 <Excessive> I HAVE KIM CHEE
22:38:00 <simba> do u even bother masturbating anymore
22:38:00 <simba> ugh dont want 2 think about it
22:38:00 <soap> waste of viagra
22:38:00 <shadsam> SMOKO
22:38:00 <shadsam> I GOT A GRAM CHRONIC
22:38:00 <Excessive> I HAVE THAT TOO
22:39:00 <shadsam> NAH I GOT HALF G
22:39:00 <shadsam> 250
22:39:00 <Excessive> nais
22:39:00 <soap> i wonder if his wife is trying to pick up guys half her age on her pentium 2
22:39:00 <soap> andy is to poor to buy her a tablet
22:39:00 <shadsam> BUYING A SONY TV IN THE MORNING
22:39:00 <Excessive> I have 3 longnecks of woodie n cola along with the ch00f
22:39:00 <Picard> simba im not talking about sex to you, i know u want to jerk off why u think of my arse
22:39:00 <soap> ...
22:39:00 <soap> wow
22:40:00 <shadsam> YEah i got a lil bud
22:40:00 <soap> do you type to your mother with that keyboard?
22:40:00 <shadsam> mate has 2x laptops for me
22:40:00 <Excessive> seen the vodka watermelon man?
22:40:00 <shadsam> hp n a mac for free
22:40:00 <soap> `seen VodkaWatermelonMan
22:40:00 <prowl> soap, VodkaWatermelonMan? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember VodkaWatermelonMan.
22:41:00 <shadsam> nup
22:41:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krABcDEmIs8&feature=youtu.be
22:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to make Vodka Watermelon! - Tipsy Bartender (Dec 17, 2011) 2:43 - Category: Howto and Style - 231,572 views - 2,442 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
22:41:00 <shadsam> niece
22:41:00 <shadsam> i got 3 mobile phones
22:41:00 <simba> does anyone ever call them
22:42:00 <shadsam> setup a wifi spot 6 months ago it still exist caled suckmeoff
22:42:00 <couleurs> yea the police
22:43:00 <Picard> his drug dealers
22:43:00 <couleurs> and shads magazine editor in chief
22:43:00 <shadsam> hi retard coulers
22:43:00 <Picard> charlotte dawson calls him lol
22:43:00 <shadsam> hows ya nigger bitch
22:43:00 <Picard> fucking slut
22:43:00 <soap> On April 3rd Chechnya’s tallest building, a luxury hotel, caught fire and burned for 29 hours before finally being put out. The building is completely destroyed, however it did not collapse http://cdn1.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2013/04/chechnya-300x199.jpg
22:43:00 <Picard> fuck off soap
22:43:00 <Excessive> went to the alarm supplier today to get some a w-less reed switch and 2 w-less glassbreak detectors ........ I got the reed switch but I'll have to wait till next week for the glassbreaks
22:44:00 <couleurs> 9/11 never 4 get #insidejob
22:44:00 <Picard> couleurs i agree
22:44:00 <Excessive> -some
22:44:00 <soap> poor andy
22:44:00 <soap> so hurt in the butt rite now
22:45:00 <Picard> i am?
22:45:00 <Picard> lol
22:45:00 <soap> the 'lols' don't hide your tears
22:45:00 <Picard> you my simple minded little fella are a complete moron
22:45:00 <Picard> no hush why i watch defiance
22:45:00 <soap> "get fucked" "moron"
22:45:00 <Picard> now**
22:46:00 <simba> lol
22:46:00 <xm> in shadsam's reality he is a spy, a bit like Jason Bourne, where he is given daily new assignments. he needs all these phones to contact his superiors and everyday on his way to train station he dumps them in the bin...but then 30 mins comes back to pick them up because he realised it was just a fantasy
22:46:00 <simba> <soap> poor andy - double meaning
22:46:00 <simba> I like it
22:47:00 <couleurs> lol
22:48:00 <soap> lol
22:49:00 <soap> [21:22] <Picard> Liinda what are you doing thursday? [21:22] <Picard> i need a ride from the airport to clayton at 7.30 lol [21:25] <Picard> Liinda im ok for a ride, i have a chauffeur driven car picking me up
22:50:00 <soap> the three minut elie threshold was broken that night
22:50:00 <soap> very impressive
22:51:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:52:00 <Picard> u really should wipe the cum of your chin
22:52:00 <soap> awww
22:52:00 <Picard> mr 3 minute blower :P
22:53:00 <soap> are you going to pretend you talk to my ex again lol
22:53:00 <Picard> no pretending here lad
22:53:00 <soap> but it was only a couple of days ago you said you don't
22:54:00 <soap> what is it andy
22:54:00 <Picard> and u dont deny the 3minutes lol
22:54:00 <Picard> i did??
22:54:00 <soap> i'm having trouble keeping up with you
22:55:00 <Picard> technically i guess we dont talk, we sms
22:55:00 <soap> does your wife no about that?
22:55:00 <Picard> yes
22:55:00 <soap> so she is fine with you talking to women half your age?
22:56:00 <Picard> why do you have trouble grasping the concept men and women who are married can have female and male friends
22:56:00 <Picard> yes
22:56:00 <soap> cool open relationship you have andy
22:56:00 <Picard> now this could be the reason you cant keep a woman, you have to trust them la
22:56:00 <soap> does she get some dick on the side too?
22:56:00 <Picard> lad
22:56:00 <soap> you don't know anything about my relationships andy
22:57:00 <soap> last time you found out i was going out with a girl you went ballistic
22:57:00 <shadsam> -> [BlackDevil] PING
22:57:00 <Picard> i know of one, and she pissed u off after a couple off weeks
22:57:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
22:57:00 <prowl> shadsam, if you can't see pieter here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
22:57:00 <Picard> sitting on the couch smoking cones is no way to keep a gf
22:57:00 <soap> she told you that?
22:57:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
22:57:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 11 hours 32 minutes ago (26.02. 10:24) stating "EOF from client" after spending 42 minutes there.
22:57:00 <soap> because that is kinda odd
22:57:00 <soap> i didn't even sit on the couch and smoke cones around her
22:58:00 <Picard> if u say so :P
22:58:00 <shadsam> `seen shads
22:58:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 2 matches to your query: killer666, shads. killer666 ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to [pythonX] on #melbourne 1 week 4 days 8 hours 34 minutes ago (17.02. 13:23), but [pythonX] mysteriously dematerialized.
22:58:00 <Picard> so you hid the drug addiction?
22:58:00 <soap> are you just making up stuff again andy?
22:58:00 <Picard> you were ashamed of being a drug fucked loser??
22:58:00 <soap> she told me she didn't even talk to you anymore
22:58:00 <soap> so someone must be telling lies
22:59:00 <Picard> of course she did
22:59:00 <soap> and i didn't know her to lie
22:59:00 <soap> you on the other hand
22:59:00 <Picard> she doesnt waste time on scum like u :P
22:59:00 <soap> you can't open your mouth without lying
22:59:00 <soap> we went out for 6 weeks andy
22:59:00 <soap> 6 weeks longer than you will go out with her despite your fantasys
23:00:00 <shadsam> smoko joko
23:00:00 <soap> i'm glad you have now moved onto fantasising about other males
23:00:00 <shadsam> xd
23:00:00 <soap> you stand more of a chance
23:01:00 <Nikky`> Anywhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
23:01:00 <Picard> lol why is it so hard for you to understand her and i are mates?
23:01:00 <soap> we have had this discussion many times andy
23:01:00 <Picard> cant u have a female mate without wanting to fuck them??
23:01:00 <soap> its pretty boring
23:01:00 <Picard> u really are messed up
23:02:00 <Nikky`> I haven't.. I want to fuck em all.. ALL I tell yoyu
23:02:00 <Nikky`> *you
23:02:00 <Picard> u should seek help for the drugs
23:02:00 <soap> well a female 'mate' should also be able to speak to other guys without her 'mate' losing his shit
23:02:00 <soap> like you did
23:02:00 <Picard> lol Nikky`
23:02:00 <shadsam> SIMBA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BENNY HILL...XD
23:02:00 <Picard> lols Shadowgate
23:02:00 <soap> i havn't had drugs for like 3 months now andy
23:02:00 <Picard> shadsam
23:02:00 <soap> another lie
23:02:00 <Picard> lol wow 3 months
23:02:00 <soap> keep them coming pinochioard
23:02:00 <Picard> no old ladies to rob?
23:02:00 <soap> no drug problem
23:03:00 <Picard> more lies
23:03:00 <soap> :)
23:03:00 <Nikky`> I took some drugs before
23:03:00 <Nikky`> I feel deeply ashamed
23:03:00 <Picard> the first step forward is to admit u have a problem
23:03:00 <Nikky`> but I needed the nurofen plus :o(
23:04:00 <xm> it's not what you take. it's how you take it. did you snort, swallow or inject?
23:04:00 <Lumeah> * hands you some *
23:04:00 <xm> or shelf it?
23:04:00 <Picard> Nikky` if it was that simple for soap
23:04:00 <soap> admitting a problem when you don't have a problem is pretty pointless andy
23:04:00 <Nikky`> I swallowed, with some water.. that still hardcore of me xm?
23:04:00 <Picard> soap this is what im talking about, you cant see drug abuse as a problem so u cannot move forward
23:05:00 <xm> Nikky`: only if you ate the glass as well
23:05:00 <soap> if someone can go months without drugs thatn i wouldn't say they have a drug problem
23:05:00 <Nikky`> I did
23:05:00 <Nikky`> nom nom
23:05:00 <xm> yeah that's truly hardcore
23:05:00 <Nikky`> excellent
23:05:00 <xm> it's good for keeping your gums healthy anyway
23:05:00 <Picard> i dont think u are being truthful
23:05:00 <xm> nice and red
23:05:00 <soap> there is a difference between liking and taking drugs and having a drug addiction andy
23:06:00 <soap> its called self control
23:06:00 <soap> maybe you havn't heard of it
23:06:00 <soap> but it is a thing
23:06:00 <Matrix> evening
23:10:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie..think it be sleep time.. have semi earlyish start tomorrow
23:10:00 <Nikky`> xx
23:10:00 <Matrix> night nikkers
23:12:00 <soap> hey Kelevra
23:13:00 <Kelevra> Lol hey
23:13:00 <Kelevra> Why soap? Dirty cunt
23:13:00 <johninja> lol something like that
23:13:00 <Kelevra> Haha
23:13:00 <johninja> it just seemed like a good idea at the time
23:13:00 <Kelevra> How are you?
23:14:00 <johninja> pretty good
23:14:00 <johninja> was about to go game
23:14:00 <johninja> how about you?
23:14:00 <Serenity> melmelmelmelmelmelmel
23:14:00 <Serenity> johnjohnjohnjohnjohnjohn
23:14:00 <johninja> sezzsezzsezzsezzsezzz
23:15:00 <Kelevra> I'm good, just sitting in bed. Keith's drunk and can't stop talking about taxidermy so I went to bed lol
23:15:00 <Serenity> ~^_^~
23:15:00 <johninja> siting in a tree
23:15:00 <Kelevra> Sezzticle
23:15:00 <johninja> ahaha yeah sounds like a good idea
23:15:00 <Kelevra> <3
23:15:00 <johninja> i guess it would be interesting if you are in the mood
23:15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he was in the spa yelling at me
23:15:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:15:00 <johninja> lol god
23:15:00 <Serenity> whos keith
23:15:00 <johninja> mum bought this taxidermied bird once, was so freaky
23:15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he used to do it professionally
23:16:00 <johninja> she chucked it out now
23:16:00 <johninja> phew
23:16:00 <Kelevra> Anthony's mums bf
23:16:00 <Serenity> oh right
23:16:00 <Kelevra> Keith's got a giant goose and a snake
23:16:00 <Kelevra> The goose looks scary
23:16:00 <johninja> ooh a snake
23:17:00 <Kelevra> It's on the bar fridge
23:17:00 <Kelevra> Haha
23:17:00 <johninja> they feel so creepy
23:17:00 <Kelevra> I'm not game to touch it
23:17:00 <johninja> one of the few animals i am legitimatly a bit scared of
23:17:00 <johninja> :p
23:18:00 <Kelevra> He threw in two crab nets so hopefully tomorrow we have a crab or eel
23:18:00 <johninja> nice
23:18:00 <johninja> never tried eel
23:18:00 <johninja> you have any luck fishing?
23:18:00 <johninja> or havn't bothered?
23:19:00 <Kelevra> Haven't tried this week cause of Angel
23:19:00 <Kelevra> Man it looks so bad
23:19:00 <Kelevra> I've never seen nappy rash it's like a blister with no skin
23:19:00 <johninja> ouch
23:19:00 <Kelevra> Poor vadgy poo
23:19:00 <Maurice> It's not nice
23:19:00 <johninja> yeah i saw that
23:19:00 <Kelevra> :(
23:20:00 <johninja> damn
23:20:00 <johninja> fix it Maurice
23:20:00 <Maurice> My advice to you, johninja, is stop wearing nappies and you'll be fine
23:20:00 <Kelevra> Im on the brink of crying but she doesn't seem bothered
23:20:00 <johninja> lol
23:20:00 <johninja> aww tough little bugger
23:21:00 <Kelevra> I blame cloth nappies but everyone is pressuring me
23:21:00 <Kelevra> I'll snap soon
23:21:00 <Serenity> dont use them
23:21:00 <johninja> i think you are meant to put powder on it or something
23:21:00 <Serenity> honestly
23:21:00 <johninja> i try to stay away from the nappies part
23:21:00 <Serenity> every baby i know that has had severe nappy rash
23:21:00 <johninja> not my area
23:21:00 <Serenity> it has gone away in sposies
23:22:00 <Kelevra> Well get this today I got told I should do up her bottles loosely and I started shaking with anger and stuttering
23:22:00 <{LeE}> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
23:22:00 <Kelevra> Hey lee
23:22:00 <Maurice> Why loosely?
23:23:00 <{LeE}> O_o
23:23:00 <{LeE}> hey Kelevra
23:23:00 <johninja> i think people just like to give parenting advice because they are annoying
23:23:00 <{LeE}> is that bitch dumb or what
23:23:00 <Kelevra> I dunno.. I seriously feel like the old school advice I'm taking onboard is fucking her up
23:23:00 <Kelevra> It's breaking me
23:23:00 <Serenity> mel
23:23:00 <Serenity> this will be my only bit of advice
23:23:00 <Serenity> STOP TAKING THEIR ADVICE
23:23:00 <Maurice> ^
23:23:00 <Serenity> do what you want to do with her
23:23:00 <johninja> don't murder her though
23:24:00 <Maurice> Only if its in her best interest
23:24:00 <Maurice> That was to johninja, not Serenity
23:24:00 <Kelevra> Haha yeah but they keep saying I'm pissing my cash away on nappies and making me feel guilty
23:24:00 <Maurice> But yeah, do what YOU feel is right
23:24:00 <johninja> lol
23:24:00 <Maurice> It's not pissing it away because its something she needs
23:24:00 <Maurice> We don't live in the 70s anymore and fuck the environment
23:24:00 <alisid> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1620961_1441512232750887_29848384_n.jpg
23:25:00 <Kelevra> Well disposables were working for us and the bottles are fine
23:25:00 <johninja> just let her poop on the floor
23:25:00 <Maurice> Like johninja does
23:25:00 <Maurice> Yeah so go with that Kelevra
23:25:00 <{LeE}> i agree with Serenity
23:25:00 <Kelevra> Lol john she'll shit on your face
23:25:00 <johninja> "oh so NOW you want me to get nappies and shit"
23:25:00 <johninja> lol
23:25:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well since the change I feel strained
23:25:00 <Maurice> Happy mum, happy baby
23:26:00 <Kelevra> I'm not coping well
23:26:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
23:26:00 <doctor> PND?
23:26:00 <Maurice> I find a lot of people that offer advice when you don't ask, have already fucked their kids up
23:26:00 <Maurice> doctor, you're not a real doctor
23:26:00 <doctor> You're wrong, I'm always right
23:27:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well it's not working with the cloth nappies and fucked if I'm changing anything with her formula or bottles
23:27:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice
23:28:00 <Maurice> I used cloth nappies, as dust rags
23:28:00 <{LeE}> lol
23:29:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
23:29:00 <xm> my best advice for people with kids is to tell them mIRC is an educational piece of software to teach them about linear algebra. they'd never touch it -- and your kids would be much safer
23:29:00 <Serenity> its the one thing you will learn about parenting
23:29:00 <Serenity> YOU know best
23:30:00 <xm> and if your kid is interested in learning linear algebra they wouldnt be interested in the opposite sex
23:30:00 <Kelevra> Yeah as you said every baby is different
23:30:00 <Lish> Hey - did anyone know who Matrix was?
23:30:00 <Maurice> Yeah Matrix is that dude missing a toe
23:31:00 <Maurice> Has a weird birthmark too
23:31:00 <shadsam> `SEEN MELY
23:31:00 <prowl> shadsam, MELY? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember MELY.
23:31:00 <Lish> Missing a toe?
23:31:00 <Maurice> Yah
23:31:00 <Maurice> One of the little one
23:31:00 <Maurice> s
23:31:00 <shadsam> LISH SUP
23:31:00 <Maurice> Forget which foot
23:31:00 <Lish> How do you know that
23:31:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:31:00 <Maurice> It came up in convo once
23:31:00 <Kelevra> She knows all
23:32:00 <shadsam> i feel like a big piece of battered fish....
23:32:00 <Lish> shadsam hi
23:32:00 <doctor> Why does it matter lish? Plenty of weirdos heres
23:32:00 <shadsam> heya :))
23:32:00 <johninja> batter this 8=====D
23:32:00 <Lish> Because this weird knew a lot of stuff about me
23:32:00 <johninja> :D
23:32:00 <shadsam> sup excessive
23:32:00 <Lish> And I don't remember who the f they are
23:32:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, I meant in a fisty cuffs way
23:32:00 <Maurice> Not a wanking way
23:32:00 <johninja> did he call you overweight Lish?
23:32:00 <shadsam> i got me 240k
23:32:00 <johninja> its probably fred^bear
23:33:00 <doctor> Well you share enough about yourself here some weirdo is bound to collect it all
23:33:00 <Lish> Hahahahaha johninja
23:33:00 <johninja> :p
23:33:00 <Lish> True doctor but it's creepy
23:33:00 <doctor> nah freddy is off grinding away in the mines
23:33:00 <shadsam> exceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessive
23:33:00 <doctor> or rigs, what ever it is he does
23:33:00 <Lish> Freddy is truly weird
23:33:00 <Lish> He needs a hobby
23:33:00 <shadsam> rave back in time
23:34:00 <doctor> yeah me too
23:34:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:36:00 <shadsam> brb
23:38:00 <Lish> Hmmmm
23:38:00 <johninja> once i knew this kid who got into a fight
23:38:00 <johninja> hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
23:38:00 <johninja> hmmmh mhmhmh mmmh hmm
23:39:00 <Maurice> He got into an accident and couldn't go to school
23:39:00 <johninja> oh yeh
23:39:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUqpnHvua8
23:39:00 <Maurice> But eventually he went back and his was bright white
23:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crash Test Dummies - MMM MMM MMM MMM (Official Music Video) (Oct 21, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Music - 1,000,351 views - 4,524 likes (96.8%), 150 dislikes (3.2%)
23:39:00 <Maurice> Etc
23:40:00 <johninja> sucks bad when you get this song in your head
23:40:00 <Maurice> I remember when that came out :/
23:40:00 <johninja> like all day
23:40:00 <johninja> and you don't even know the lyrics...
23:40:00 <Maurice> I know the lyrics of that, I had it on tape..
23:41:00 <johninja> lol
23:41:00 <johninja> tapes
23:41:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP
23:41:00 <Maurice> I WAS 12
23:42:00 <Serenity> ooooonnnce
23:42:00 <Serenity> there was a kidddd whooo
23:42:00 <Serenity> something something something something
23:42:00 <johninja> lol
23:42:00 <johninja> and then something happened hmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm
23:42:00 <Serenity> john
23:42:00 <Serenity> get me a drink plz
23:43:00 <johninja> ok fine
23:43:00 <johninja> no more faygos though
23:43:00 <johninja> you have had like 16 today
23:43:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:43:00 <Serenity> i only had one!
23:43:00 <Maurice> Gaygos
23:43:00 <johninja> lol
23:43:00 <Serenity> :)
23:44:00 <johninja> i used to think moccona was good coffee
23:44:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLU97sXo8QU&list=PLEE9D38EB77620C45
23:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stickin' Around Intro (Oct 19, 2008) 1:01 - Category: Film and Animation - 440,109 views - 2,502 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
23:44:00 <Serenity> its not bad for instant
23:45:00 <Serenity> but compared to real coffee its all kinda shit
23:45:00 <johninja> yeah i think i must be making it wrong
23:45:00 <Kelevra> I have coffee bags
23:45:00 <johninja> i put the milk in first
23:45:00 <Kelevra> Tastes like yuck
23:45:00 <johninja> ran out of capsules for my machine :(
23:45:00 <johninja> wow coffee bags
23:45:00 <johninja> what is this vid Serenity
23:45:00 <Kelevra> Pods not capsules
23:45:00 <Serenity> intro of an old cartoon
23:45:00 <johninja> i dunno if i like it or hate it
23:46:00 <Kelevra> Fuck you're weird
23:46:00 <johninja> lol
23:46:00 <johninja> ITS CAPSULES
23:46:00 <Kelevra> :p
23:46:00 <johninja> actually you might be right
23:46:00 <Kelevra> PODS
23:46:00 <johninja> cbf getting up and checking
23:46:00 <johninja> you win
23:46:00 <Kelevra> Woot
23:46:00 <Maurice> Mum has a coffee machine with the beans and I don't like it
23:47:00 <Maurice> I still prefer nescafe
23:47:00 <Maurice> Not that I drink it often
23:47:00 <Serenity> thats not coffee
23:47:00 <Serenity> how dare you
23:47:00 <johninja> this has like ground coffee in a caps..pod
23:47:00 <Kelevra> PODS
23:47:00 <Kelevra> COUGHY PAWD
23:47:00 <Maurice> Ive had pods too, didn't like
23:47:00 <johninja> YOUR A POD
23:48:00 <johninja> hmm
23:48:00 <johninja> maybe you just like bad coffee
23:48:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE*
23:48:00 <Maurice> I drink it maybe once every 6 months, if that
23:48:00 <johninja> lol
23:48:00 <Maurice> I went 10yrs without a coffee
23:48:00 <johninja> omg
23:48:00 <johninja> i would sleep the whole time
23:48:00 <Kelevra> I'll drink you every six months
23:48:00 <Maurice> When I was on site I drank heaps
23:48:00 <Maurice> Ooer
23:49:00 <Maurice> I've been off site for 2 yrs and have had 2
23:49:00 <Kelevra> Do enjoy iced coffee?
23:49:00 <johninja> i can't function without it now
23:49:00 <{LeE}> grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
23:49:00 <Kelevra> I love dare double espresso
23:49:00 <johninja> oh yeh
23:49:00 <johninja> they good
23:49:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
23:50:00 <johninja> oak is pretty cool too
23:50:00 <johninja> breaka is only ok
23:50:00 <{LeE}> fuck u net
23:50:00 <Kelevra> If cum tasted like that I'd be the biggest cocky sucker
23:50:00 <johninja> lol
23:50:00 <johninja> double expresso cum
23:50:00 <Kelevra> Oak and breaka are too weak and creamy
23:50:00 <Serenity> leelas giant green knockers are all over my tv
23:51:00 <Kelevra> Farmers union strong is good
23:51:00 <shadsam> .
23:51:00 <Serenity> farmrs union iced coffee is foul
23:51:00 <Kelevra> I thought it was Leila
23:51:00 <shadsam> hi
23:51:00 <Maurice> Kelevra, I don't like iced coffee
23:51:00 <Kelevra> Like my cat
23:51:00 <Serenity> futurama is leela
23:51:00 <johninja> it doesn't like you either
23:51:00 <Kelevra> aw
23:51:00 <Maurice> GOOD
23:52:00 <shadsam> `seen kuniva
23:52:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 11 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: `LegoMan`, kuniva, ``````, Ring_my_mate_mensmelly, MenSmellSon. `LegoMan` ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #brisbane by ChanOP ( (gremlinz) You are banned) 7 hours 17 minutes ago (28.02. 15:34), after spending some time there.
23:52:00 <Kelevra> Kill it in the face
23:52:00 <Maurice> I have a drink of Cals mocha when he gets one though
23:52:00 <johninja> <iced_coffee> fuck that Maurice chick
23:52:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:52:00 <Serenity> loool
23:52:00 <shadsam> lol gremlinz
23:52:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
23:52:00 <Serenity> why is this guy talking
23:53:00 <Serenity> make it stop
23:53:00 <Maurice> johninja, shut up
23:53:00 <Maurice> You're freaking Serenity out
23:53:00 <Kelevra> He's a shit person
23:53:00 <johninja> fine..i'll just go make coffee
23:53:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:53:00 <Kelevra> Poor Maurice
23:53:00 <Serenity> whats
23:54:00 <Kelevra> Lol Angel is having a fight with a top sheet
23:57:00 <doctor> only manly men drink iced coffee, the adverts say so
23:58:00 <Excessive> shadsam, u called?
23:58:00 <Serenity> oh right
23:58:00 <johninja> omg
23:58:00 <doctor> milk
23:58:00 <johninja> the dogs snuck in when i went out for milk
23:58:00 <johninja> muddy fuckers
23:59:00 <Serenity> lol
23:59:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1662670_513484778759844_1068018236_n.jpg
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