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00:00 <Bonny> cos ya see.. I wouldn't say anything about that shit whatever it is if I wasn't on it
00:00 <shadsam> scored a macbook pro for 80 bux today
00:00 <shadsam> full hotty
00:00 <shadsam> lol
00:00 <shadsam> supurb condition
00:00 <shadsam> looks sick
00:00 <shadsam> fuckthe cops
00:00 <shadsam> there pedos
01:00 <The_Baron> they are*
01:00 <The_Baron> they're* if u like contractions
01:00 <shadsam> yup
01:00 <shadsam> fuck oath sor FBI
01:00 <shadsam> PEDOS
01:00 <shadsam> recent huge bust
01:00 <shadsam> worldwide
01:00 <shadsam> hahaha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts !
02:00 <The_Baron> jizzmop
02:00 <shadsam> ihave 1millio0n worth of warez
02:00 <The_Baron> how ya going
02:00 <Bonny> I'm still waiting for the logs, shadsam
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not to shabby, aye!
02:00 <shadsam> actually 1 programi have is worth 250k
02:00 <Bonny> especially the part about me being on some kinda cto
02:00 <LilDragonGirl> someone just shut him up
02:00 <Bonny> lol
03:00 <shadsam> suckmy cock FBI ITSCRACKED BY MY MATES
04:00 <shadsam> i must have like 100k worth of wavs
04:00 <Serenity> i cant deal with that anymore
04:00 <The_Baron> *sigh of relief*
04:00 <LilDragonGirl> peace at last
04:00 <The_Baron> I think the rest of the chan couldn't deal with that 20 mins ago
04:00 <The_Baron> it got so tenuous, ppl were actually chatting to me in PM
04:00 <Serenity> sorry i got stuck watching 60 mins
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
05:00 <LilDragonGirl> he was just becoming inconsiderate
05:00 <Bonny> hey BillyGoat.. :)
06:00 <BillyGoat> hey bb :)
06:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
06:00 <BillyGoat> not bad thanks, yourself
06:00 <Bonny> pretty good thanks
13:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> nice, very peaceful here
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can change that
13:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> what u upto, Bastardly_One 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't you like to know?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> secret Bastard business
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> yeh i'd love to know
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> im even more curiouser now
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can't tell ya
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> dont make me send female spy on u, Bastardly_One 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to kill you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> i'm that bored
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing homework
16:00 <Bastardly_One> despite my awesome excuse for not doing it
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> what course u doing?
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i would hate that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> which is ... I couldn't be fucked
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> IT
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is office shit
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> thanks goodness i dont have to do it anymore
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> eww gross
17:00 <Bastardly_One> exciting shit
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i dont like schools
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they make u read too much
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing macros in a min
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> and asks u too much detailed questions
17:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I never fuck up
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> macros?!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what kind of annoys me
18:00 <BillyGoat> i knife ya Q{{_cougar_cub
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of the class is quiet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bit dumb
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I get stuck with a bit more ... I should of played stupid
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> how long to go, b1?
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i hope not long
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the course or the homework?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> the course
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the course ... the end of the year
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the homework ... 70 pages to go
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> wow almost done
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> geez
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> see what i mean
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I underestimated the time I'd need
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they make u do too much
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've missed like 3 classes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's 9 hrs
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u got a job lined up yet?
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> easier to learn when u already got a job probably
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I've next year lined up for more multi media concentrated studies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> am getting all those on paper and ending my working life in multi media
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#50bd64fd087cb/58fb4751f760f48af636da072c07566b
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm friggen old dude
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> this dude was a nut of a serial killer
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> lol
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> and u go back to school
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gives me something to do
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> how will u survive on graduate rate
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on welfare
23:00 <Bastardly_One> a pension to be exact
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I survive
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> oh yeh
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> man u could have picked something easier
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> poetry
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> or singing classes
23:00 <Bastardly_One> most of this channel has to work their arse off to bludge
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can bludge all my life but choose not to
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and funny you say that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna do Professional Writing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but was too lazy to get my folio up
24:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> nooo not professional writing
24:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> the standard is too high
24:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> and competition is fierce
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the point
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a writer
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to learn other styles
24:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> omg ur one of those ppl that love the challenges
25:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i dont like challenges
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and part of it was doing a childrens book
25:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kan_FWhjrMw#t=54
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a writer….
25:00 <The_Baron> LMAO
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'What Is Drugs ' (Aug 6, 2013) 1:21 - Category: Entertainment - 10,529 views - 54 likes (98.2%), 1 dislikes (1.8%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> which is really really really waht I want to do
25:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i want no challenges
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi kate
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we were looking for you the other night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> been hiding?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… why?
25:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> thats why im not chatting up LilDragonGirl too
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
25:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> coz that would be a challenge
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <The_Baron> because there is a secret stash of cock pics here
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Serenity might of been missin' ya
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haw
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and what The_Baron said
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics, oh I've got a new computer so all my cock pics are gone!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :(
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i couldn't be bothered collecting any more
26:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> automatic hyphenation
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> do I need to do this shit?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *bashes my head on the desk*
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u collect weird shape cocks?
27:00 <Serenity> kate kate kate kate
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I did this shit like 200 yrs ago
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I invented Office
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> HELLLLLLO
27:00 <Bastardly_One> on tablets
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> how YOU doin'
27:00 <Bastardly_One> before Jesus was born
27:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there she is
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was it you pining sezz?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was yeah?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby jesus!
27:00 <Serenity> who
27:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for kate
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well she's here now
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone wanted my text
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel loved
28:00 <Serenity> no
28:00 <Serenity> it wasnt me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been nice and said yes
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could have lied to stroke my ego!
29:00 <Serenity> hahaha
29:00 <Serenity> sorry
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but who the fuck knows ...
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *skaes fist*
29:00 <LilDragonGirl> yawn
29:00 <Serenity> im busy being abused by shads
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> shakes even
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants a manually insterted hard space?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds rude!
30:00 <Serenity> :o
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, makes me think of the hollow strap on
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that bit I pasted ended up in my homework before
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Serenity> maybe th lecturer would appreciate the info
31:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been the last thing in paste ... but yeah ...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she would
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think she's had a go
31:00 <Bastardly_One> since the last time I did
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's been a long long time
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know why she wants me ahead of the rest ... but why the fuck should I help her do her job?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I get up at 7am for that shit and don't get payed like she does
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ./rant
33:00 <Bastardly_One> (indicates rant over)
40:00 <The_Baron> yo xm
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> back
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> too bad katatonic has left
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> was going to replenish her collection
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i collected a few models from this channel
42:00 <xm> ey The_Baron 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck derby bitches are dense
44:00 <Bastardly_One> only took 5 hrs to realise she saw me down the street
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got a text "were you are coles about 7:30?"
44:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> maybe it was deliberate
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... was someone else hiding from you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to get me back baaaaaaaaaaaad
44:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> to subtly say ur not that important
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cute
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I was one of their favourite NSOs for some reason
45:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> does she knows u have impressive schlong?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like putting humour into things *shrugs*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she's wrong in that case
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a small one and old
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hence Serenity's link for me hours ago
46:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> oh small, rumpled and shrivelled
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> my penis
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
47:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> what happened, how it came to be like so?
47:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> too much swimming and sun bathing?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old
48:00 <Bastardly_One> self explanitory
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this potato pie fucking rocks!
48:00 <The_Baron> you aren't that old at all
48:00 <The_Baron> fucking in ur forties
48:00 <The_Baron> shit, my nan was chopping wood till her 90's
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... even my own age group thinks I'm old
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was born "old"
49:00 <LilDragonGirl> still charming Bastardly_One 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you think so because I'm the one you never did :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am charming though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> true
50:00 <LilDragonGirl> no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
50:00 <LilDragonGirl> Bastardly_One,  i didnt 'do' every single guy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> to which bit first?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was joking ... sheesh
50:00 <LilDragonGirl> besides, i didnt 'do' u, cos...
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pricey
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
51:00 <LilDragonGirl> we dont click in that way
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't go looking for "that" ... not my style
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> whatever rocks your boat
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> i learnt not to judge
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think back then I was right into Gor anyway
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Masters and slaves shit
53:00 <LilDragonGirl> im only interested in one thing now
53:00 <The_Baron> which is?
54:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/10014686_10152241081372279_634614907_n.jpg
54:00 <LilDragonGirl> something only the old ops can give me
54:00 <The_Baron> a custard filled wetsuit with three well trained miniature finger monkies?
54:00 <Maurice> Anal?
54:00 <Maurice> Coz the new ops will oblige
55:00 <LilDragonGirl> and if i cant get it after a while, ill leave
55:00 <The_Baron> well blackdevil would for sure
55:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol, no Maurice 
55:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i dont get it
55:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> why not just give straight answer
56:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> why have to speak in riddle
56:00 <LilDragonGirl> what would b the fun in that
56:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> huyyyyy
56:00 <LilDragonGirl> if everything is so literal, life will be too boring
57:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> funny u say that
57:00 <The_Baron> was *
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> i remember what it was like back then
57:00 <The_Baron> GRAMMAR
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
57:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i read liguist explainations why words are so imprecise
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> Kragok, Delicates
57:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> why each words have so many different meanings
57:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they kind of say the same
57:00 <The_Baron> because words are easy to appropriate?
58:00 <The_Baron> much like any other form of expression
58:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> "it be boring" if each word has only 1 precise meaning
58:00 <LilDragonGirl> i miss them
58:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> words with few syllables are easy to appropriate
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss heaps of people
59:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> theyre very popular for appropriation
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've made some good new friends since my return
59:00 <The_Baron> brb
59:00 <LilDragonGirl> that's nice Bastardly_One :)
00:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> "delicate" is an appropriate adjective for me
00:00 <LilDragonGirl> anyway, Delicates, if anyone remembers him, is still as caustic 
00:00 <LilDragonGirl> pain in the ass
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... we use to have comptetions
01:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
01:00 <Bastardly_One> who could find the most gross links
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hey FolkDancer
02:00 <FolkDancer> hi Bastardly_One :)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> i would give you the stars but they're too far away, If you were a hooker I'd be happy to paaaaaaaaaaaaay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings to Maurice*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> coz my heart belongs to yoooooooooooooooooooooou
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but my cock is community property
06:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
09:00 <FolkDancer> b bk on later
09:00 <The_Baron> a
09:00 <The_Baron> i
09:00 <The_Baron> u
09:00 <The_Baron> e
09:00 <The_Baron> o
09:00 <The_Baron> lalalalala
09:00 <The_Baron> lalalala la la
10:00 <wayne> hi my name is wayne aka shads http://imgur.com/4Uh5XKl
11:00 <wayne> hi my name is wayne aka shads http://imgur.com/4Uh5XKl
11:00 <LilDragonGirl> no shit
11:00 <LilDragonGirl> here we go again
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
12:00 <The_Baron> teeheehee
12:00 <Maurice> LOL what
12:00 <megamanga> BAHAHAHA
12:00 <megamanga> i just lost it on the radio 
12:00 <megamanga> whoever made that is a funny cunt
12:00 <Serenity> AHAHAHAHA
12:00 <Serenity> wtf
12:00 <The_Baron> it was Serenity
13:00 <Serenity> i wish
13:00 <The_Baron> oh I thought it was
13:00 <Serenity> lol no
13:00 <Serenity> i pasted it but i didnt draw it
14:00 <megamanga> maximum mspaint talent there
14:00 <The_Baron> aah k I guess it's just doing the rounds then
14:00 <The_Baron> fair enough
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> Two Australians have applied for the job of Sri Lanka's hangman after the nations executioner became upset on seeing the gallows for the first time and quit. The commissioner-general of prisons said: "One [applicant] is a system administrator ... [but] we do not have any provisions to recruit foreigners."
15:00 <megamanga> LOL
15:00 <megamanga> i'll do it
16:00 <megamanga> you stole a loaf of bread, time to hang low
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they should do doco on executioners
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i wonder if they get haunted by their victims
18:00 <The_Baron> unless they are a sociopath, then yes I would assume so
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they probably have executioners guild where they do motivation talks on regular basis
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> like sport coaches
21:00 <LilDragonGirl> radiohead's creep still rocks
24:00 <The_Baron> it aint too bad
24:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1900010_240886559448864_1936211394_n.jpg
24:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this creep is better
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mhjRibmnYY
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Creep 2k13 (Oct 6, 2013) 5:40 - Category: Music - 18,248 views - 199 likes (98%), 4 dislikes (2%)
25:00 <The_Baron> I'm curious to see how it works as a prog house track now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not the same song
26:00 <Bastardly_One> very different
26:00 <LilDragonGirl> oh my lord lol
26:00 <LilDragonGirl> it's Radiohead
26:00 <megamanga> wow
26:00 <megamanga> waow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is joel trying to prove he can play the piano
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> this is more my style
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2-zFh3tAU
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NTR Podium: Lavinia Meijer speelt Philip Glass (Jan 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Music - 50,780 views - 424 likes (98.6%), 6 dislikes (1.4%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and turns into a trance track half way through
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i havent listened to it for a few weeks
27:00 <Bastardly_One> at about 1:50
27:00 <The_Baron> the first half reminds me sort of what I was tryin to do with a track I put up
27:00 <The_Baron> with the 2 step
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that song gets interesting
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> similar to a 2 step psy you've done
28:00 <Bastardly_One> more so when it kicks in
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I never hit save then
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *sighs*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> back to it until chatting becomes interesting I guess
30:00 <The_Baron> don't hold ya breath
30:00 <The_Baron> but yeah if u got tafe shit to do
30:00 <The_Baron> prolly should do it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get away with this I reckon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as long as I keep to my excuse
31:00 <Bastardly_One> handy having a fucked shoulder
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and sick family
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah but u say she doesn't believe ya
31:00 <The_Baron> but I guess there is always head teachers to go above others
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not that one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the one that loves me
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no way would I bullshit *that* one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she's cluey as fuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me
32:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1970833_785265994834340_295183149_n.jpg <---I think I found a pic of chris
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this one wants me to get ahead
32:00 <Bastardly_One> to kind of help her out
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> looks more like Excessive :P
33:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
33:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> yeh chris got more lips and fuller cheeks
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you can spot a rookie who's been using the shocker, he walks around with a biggy that's all brown
34:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
35:00 <wayne> Hi my name is wayne and I have a small dick
35:00 <wayne> http://imgur.com/Smpsgxk
35:00 <The_Baron> lol!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... gawd
35:00 <Maurice> Lol
35:00 <Serenity> buahaha
36:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
36:00 <megamanga> hahahaa
36:00 <ShadowLurker> who did shads piss off
36:00 <Bastardly_One> someone must of loved the mag
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
36:00 <Maurice> Everyone
36:00 <megamanga> it looks like theyre doing it from a mobile lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> issue two is coming out soon I hear
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, everyone
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and simba is quiet
36:00 <Maurice> Lol @ the seducing women tip
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he gets mad at that too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what started him on me again
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that and wombat ... as in fatso
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so simple but effective
37:00 <megamanga> what happened to the elaborate photoshops of the past
37:00 <megamanga> ms paint failings
37:00 <The_Baron> too much effort
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll think about it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> because it is effort
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I could I suppose
38:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of an old site
38:00 <Bastardly_One> flame 4 cash
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and their PS section
38:00 <Bastardly_One> half of austnet was on that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Serenity> lol paint dicks make it funnier
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd get $50 for the best flame of the month I think
39:00 <Bastardly_One> true too
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sillier
39:00 <The_Baron> I like mspaint art
39:00 <The_Baron> it's like the modern day outsider art
39:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat is good at it IMO
40:00 <Bastardly_One> MS Paint Art
40:00 <The_Baron> the best MS artist I seen is Chris (Simpsons artist)
40:00 <The_Baron> that pommy guy who makes a decent livin out of it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not like pro
41:00 <Serenity> i like it because its just so obviously silly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's good ... I can't draw a stick figure straight
41:00 <The_Baron> I used to draw some elaborate shit
41:00 <The_Baron> but I cbf these days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> never been able to draw
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can write ... as we can tell
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> never fucking shut up on something I can type on
42:00 <The_Baron> last mspaint thing I did was this https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1002159_157566527768538_427313988_n.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
43:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya check the MC server link out before
43:00 <Serenity> no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the making of the head?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see again?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's purdy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> y? n?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a flashback to making it ... almost the entire server helped
46:00 <Bastardly_One> purdy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtdgZo7_QhM
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minecraft - Deadmau5 (Aug 29, 2011) 3:22 - Category: Gaming - 84,577 views - 1,141 likes (98.7%), 15 dislikes (1.3%)
47:00 <LilDragonGirl> something always leads me back to u
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find you a pic of the giant coke can in the middle of town
47:00 <LilDragonGirl> it never takes too long
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks fucking mad
48:00 <LilDragonGirl> Sara Bareilles' Gravity is beautiful
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that's the effort we put into the server
48:00 <Bastardly_One> very purdy
51:00 <LilDragonGirl> i heard there was a sacred chord
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> that David played and it pleased the Lord
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> but you dont really care for music do you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (Oct 2, 2009) 7:21 - Category: Music - 15,726,237 views - 53,891 likes (97.2%), 1,531 dislikes (2.8%)
55:00 <Saemon> whoa so quiet in here
56:00 <beehhh> because im busy wanking
56:00 <LilDragonGirl> good job BlackDevil 
56:00 <LilDragonGirl> but the original, by Jeff Buckley is the best
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> melancholic
58:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
58:00 <The_Baron> you do know the original is Leanord Cohen 
58:00 <LilDragonGirl> r u serious
58:00 <The_Baron> yes very serious
59:00 <beehhh> i watched 300 for the second time
59:00 <LilDragonGirl> hmmm
59:00 <LilDragonGirl> Jeff Buckley's better
00:00 <The_Baron> well yeah
01:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6n29MODtm8
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frontier - Change the world (radio edit) (Apr 27, 2009) 2:54 - Category: Music - 28,448 views - 65 likes (95.6%), 3 dislikes (4.4%)
07:00 <LilDragonGirl> listen to i'm gonna be (500miles) by sleeping at last
07:00 <LilDragonGirl> soulfully lovely
10:00 <The_Baron> talk about changing the mood completely from the original
12:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yYDuSf3C4
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Proclaimers - I'm On My Way (Feb 26, 2009) 3:40 - Category: Music - 1,301,259 views - 4,949 likes (98.2%), 90 dislikes (1.8%)
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> shit!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> @ the time
17:00 <Bastardly_One> man I am going to die today
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and definite excuse time
18:00 <The_Baron> say ur housemate ate ur homework
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... shoulder or family emergency
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTTC_fD598A
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - First We Take Manhattan (May 9, 2011) 5:59 - Category: Music - 1,827,260 views - 6,581 likes (97.7%), 153 dislikes (2.3%)
21:00 <The_Baron> "no one ever listens to me...I feel like a Leonard Cohen record"
25:00 <LilDragonGirl> i cannot wait for Game of Thrones to returb
26:00 <LilDragonGirl> i cannot stand to see the Starks getting killed one by one
30:00 <beehhh> catch fire
30:00 <Bastardly_One> close your eyes The_Baron
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is this Micheal Jackson?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRZqX7SBY3o
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - Marilyn Monroe 2014 (Mar 3, 2014) 5:51 - Category: Music - 142,568 views - 511 likes (96.8%), 17 dislikes (3.2%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *grabs crotch* WOO!
32:00 <Saemon> omg LilDragonGirl
32:00 <Saemon> are you a fan of game of thrones??
32:00 <The_Baron> holy fuckballs
32:00 <The_Baron> derivitive as fuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of the less derivative too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said
32:00 <Bastardly_One> MJ's lost album
32:00 <The_Baron> derivative*
33:00 <The_Baron> had to correct myself
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9jN3ccO3hc
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - Hunter (Mar 3, 2014) 3:57 - Category: Music - 119,764 views - 516 likes (97.5%), 13 dislikes (2.5%)
33:00 <beehhh> i wanna see everything disappear
33:00 <Bastardly_One> MJ isn't dead
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just Pharrell Williams now
34:00 <The_Baron> is he picking cotton in the fields like Tupac?
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah bad taste but fuck
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he did write for MJ but they got given to Justin Timberlake
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... since when has bad taste stopped either of us
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> pff, those two wouldnt have the sand to pick cotton
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hunter is 20 times more derivative
35:00 <Bastardly_One> such a lazy 9 songs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Happy is tacked in there too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and bad miming
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5l1Km-fMMg
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - "Hunter" (Future Music Festival, Melbourne, 9th March 2014) (Mar 9, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 7,963 views - 29 likes (93.5%), 2 dislikes (6.5%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as you'll see
36:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL!!!!
37:00 <beehhh> tranny sex is good
37:00 <beehhh> i fucked my gf in her ass
37:00 <beehhh> n she luvs it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was I doing?
37:00 <simba> you mean your boyfriend in his ass, mirza
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> adding shit pics of horses to a word document
37:00 <beehhh> i slept naked last nite n had sex
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gosh
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk off mirza
38:00 <beehhh> i brought a bottle of wine
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> bought
38:00 <The_Baron> what's with Pharrel's hat?
38:00 <The_Baron> is he looking for Curious George?
40:00 <Saemon> MJ, elvis, john lenon, jimmy hendrix, jfk
40:00 <Saemon> they all arent dead
40:00 <Saemon> the illuminatie has them
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that hat
41:00 <Bastardly_One> has been going on for mths
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a vivienne westwood replica of Malcom McClaren's
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in Buffalo Girls
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgvJY9xxcA
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Malcolm McLaren - Buffalo gals (May 27, 2007) 3:44 - Category: Music - 1,465,513 views - 3,590 likes (96.8%), 118 dislikes (3.2%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> catcholic secret society has them?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man how terrible that song is
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> TWO BUFFALO GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
43:00 <beehhh> i dont like women never will
43:00 <The_Baron> wasn't it the first song with scratching?
43:00 <beehhh> asian hookers taken over the country
46:00 <Saemon> ugh
46:00 <Saemon> just ate two whole large dominos pizzas
46:00 <Saemon> by myself
46:00 <Bonny> they're not that large
46:00 <Saemon> i hate always feelin guilty and down after whenever i binge
47:00 <Bonny> domino's large pizzas are medium size in other pizza stores
47:00 <Saemon> yeah true, to be fair they werent even about 25 cm in diameter
47:00 <simba> lmao weakling
47:00 <simba> :~( i ate 2 much pizza :~( 
48:00 <Bonny> dominos is a rip off
48:00 <Saemon> yeah
48:00 <Saemon> sadly, pizza hut is heading down the same road as well
49:00 <Bonny> the local pizza shops are usually the best
50:00 <simba> aussie pizza house is always good
50:00 <Bonny> pizza hut charge too much especially delivery
50:00 <Bonny> johnny boy is good too
50:00 <simba> the little joint i go 2 in melbourne is amazing
50:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKU6fKhYpYw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Domino's Pizza Complaints (Mar 11, 2014) 2:21 - Category: Comedy - 904,432 views - 7,872 likes (85%), 1,384 dislikes (15%)
50:00 <Saemon> yeah true, independent pizza shops
50:00 <simba> in adelaide san giorgio is the greatest
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <Saemon> unfranchised ones
50:00 <Saemon> makes the best money worthy pizzas
50:00 <simba> Saemon get san giorgio + their famous garlic bread, u dickhead
51:00 <simba> prove you are from adelaide by taking a photo of a san giorgios box ok ?
51:00 <Saemon> wats so famous about thier garlic bread?
51:00 <simba> then u will never eat do/minos again
51:00 <simba> why dont u find out
51:00 <simba> 4:1)
51:00 <Saemon> is there a san giorgios in elizabeth?
51:00 <Saemon> bonny only thing i like about pizza hut these days is their stuff crusts
52:00 <Bonny> yeah which pizza hut has
52:00 <Saemon> as far as i know, no other pizza chains/stores does stuffed crusts
52:00 <Bonny> that's the only reason I might buy pizza from pizza hut
52:00 <Saemon> i think pizza hit may have trademarked it
52:00 <Bonny> no they don't
52:00 <Bonny> prolly
53:00 <Saemon> yeah thats strange, i think if other places make stuffed crust they would face a lawsuit from pizza hut
53:00 <Saemon> hrm
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.2k2bt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/69bc9c3e85c501b0a6208cc7a55abbf9_XL.jpg
53:00 <The_Baron> a friend of mine is still shitty about some worker at dominoes in bathurst who ripped his idea and made 10 grand
53:00 <Saemon> ohh another alternative to normal pizza i love
53:00 <The_Baron> the cream cheese stuffed crusts right
53:00 <Saemon> is the good old Calzone
53:00 <The_Baron> he used to ask for it with bbq sauce in the middle
53:00 <Saemon> mmmmmmmm
53:00 <The_Baron> then they made it a thing
54:00 <xm> The_Baron: what do you think of that porn star doing that deep house track?
54:00 <xm> http://www.edmtunes.com/2014/03/porn-star-jessie-andrews-goes-deep-wont-forget-tonight/
54:00 <Saemon> that sucks The_Baron
54:00 <Bonny> she's got no vagina
54:00 <Saemon> if only he can prove he came up with the idea first
55:00 <The_Baron> well it's better than shads shit
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <xm> hah
55:00 <Bonny> lol
55:00 <xm> i was thinking the same
55:00 <xm> and she's just 21
55:00 <The_Baron> it's a lil too calvin harris for me
55:00 <Bonny> where do you fuck her when she has no vagina? lol
55:00 <The_Baron> but yeah production aint bad
56:00 <The_Baron> if she also did the mastering, then quite impressed
56:00 <xm> mastering is probably the most male dominated out of all those stages i'd assume
56:00 <xm> and the males often have longer hair than them :P
57:00 <Sponge> :P
57:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
59:00 <xm> what's that strange looking white powder on the board? oh...it's just chalk powder so i can do lifting in the studio during the breaks
59:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
03:00 <simba> GOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> calzone is calzone
04:00 <megamanga> suck on my calzone
04:00 <megamanga> ya zub
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhaha
04:00 <megamanga> looool
06:00 <megamanga> im at work fuck
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> think i might go to bed, no reason bein up late at home less u gamin
07:00 <megamanga> catch
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> peas n ham
12:00 <beehhh> goodnite
29:00 <milk> hi
11:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
15:00 <PandasSleepDrive> Loofninja
15:00 <PandasSleepDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31.0-8/1891571_10152247061250342_2144901962_o.jpg
15:00 <Loof> beatiful
30:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> <-- has returned for moooore of u gaynesssssssssssssss
32:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> what?! ppl are quitting as i return
32:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> am i not well liked here?
36:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> comeon guys, wakeup and amuse me at once pls
42:00 <johninja> 8====D
42:00 <johninja> Q{{_cougar_cub has aids
43:00 <johninja> just sayin'
49:00 <johninja> ooh you getting married 
49:00 <johninja> nice
52:00 <johninja> 8====D
53:00 <johninja> wrong window :$
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooo tired
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer no shiz
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 stupid hrs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 1/2
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> full day of nothing too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid tafe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> already running late too
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ya get that
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> tafe?
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i dont think there are any hotties there
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> study fashion dude
28:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> watch ppl on catwalk
42:00 <weedJunky> i can smell my cock
42:00 <weedJunky> might spray it with deodorant
47:00 <weedJunky> die PietSAbabe fucking liar
48:00 <weedJunky> PietSAbabe is nothing but a piece of dog's dickcheese
50:00 <weedJunky> man i love singing
50:00 <weedJunky> not that good at though
50:00 <weedJunky> but it's enjoyable
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yea
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> got mi goreng aha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1176294_661925967201070_146495758_n.jpg
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> howzit?
15:00 <The_Fear_Turkey> lol PandasDontDrive
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume <3
24:00 <Lumeah> pandy. 
24:00 <Sponge> guys ray william johnson has quit youtube
24:00 <Sponge> is that crazy or what
24:00 <mrdanger> omg
25:00 <mrdanger> ray william johnson?!?
25:00 <Sponge> i ain't yanking your feeble but girthy cock mrdanger
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yay can see dangerman type :P
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> still wondering how to see others chat, that I still can't, like doctor
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's shit mrdanger?
26:00 <Lumeah> mr danger? 
26:00 <Lumeah> who u
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> oldskewl chatta
27:00 <mrdanger> newschool fappa
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> He spent seven years trying to track down beehhh, a.k.a. Bee_Hornet a.k.a. Mirza, for a fee, under the guise of a student.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nobody can catch that fucker.
28:00 <mrdanger> its true
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
28:00 <mrdanger> i believe beehhh has an interpol red notice
30:00 <mrdanger> I need to fin a new place to lives
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta wake up do some research
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow, talk about unexpected msgs, besides that, why the fuck isnt the sound working with my ifone when i go to play a song!
38:00 <Serenity> jesus christ shads went psycho over night
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup did he?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u ban him from my channel?
38:00 <Serenity> nah i forgot and went to bed
38:00 <Lumeah> lol he is already. 
38:00 <Serenity> then he joined and abused me all the night while i was sleeping
39:00 <Serenity> which apparently means if im sleeping at 4am.. im neglecting my kids..
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i went to bed expecting to sleep till mid day
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> woke up needing to wee and cbf going back
41:00 <Lumeah> i wanna go to bed
41:00 <Serenity> mmm bed
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ocd made me worry i might not get back to sleep
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck this ifone, first kinect problem, then xbox doesnt tell me im out of membership so i dont keep money for it, now phone wont play music
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fml lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sezz guess whut, I don't think the red is setting in well at all, again! Might ask her to mix pink in or orange like she did on the rose pettles when she touched them up
46:00 <Lumeah> byes
48:00 <ShadowLurker> oh didnt you know
48:00 <ShadowLurker> sleeping is neglecting your kids
48:00 <ShadowLurker> you should be awake 24/7 to watch them
49:00 <ShadowLurker> every childless junky knows that
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> raping sleep is horrible
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I rareing heaps of childs
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10009739_700175760025115_52448809_n.jpg
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> how cool is lego ehe
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> anyone with kids that want to sue their kids for torment and torture
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> <-- advocate for such parents
15:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> and will win u future compensations
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> there are things u can do about it
18:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u dont have feel powerless and keep on taking it without hope
19:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_cougar_cub https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZqXmBy1_qOQ
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles (Aug 19, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 1,614,489 views - 6,385 likes (97.1%), 194 dislikes (2.9%)
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> oh hai BlackDevil 
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> familiar song eh
19:00 <BlackDevil> im not taking care of your kid
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i dont have kids yet
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> but when i do 
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they will be nice kids
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u will find it rewarding BlackDevil 
20:00 <BlackDevil> make sure they act like they are black
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> pls allocate some of ur time now
20:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1509875_304521193028195_1228487392_n.jpg
20:00 <mandyjane> up the road from my place
21:00 <BlackDevil> true story?
21:00 <mandyjane> dead set
21:00 <mandyjane> i shit you not
21:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/3853_304498683030446_648858714_n.jpg
21:00 <BlackDevil> no selfie?
21:00 <mandyjane> lol naw
25:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> pls refrain from using word 'selfie' is has not been universally accepted a legit word yet
26:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> only elites and leaders are allowed to set trend
26:00 <mandyjane> Q{{_cougar_cub, fuck up
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> no i havent made any booboo yet
39:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> so LilDragonGirl 
39:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> what other services do channel ops provide u?
40:00 <LilDragonGirl> mainly, intelligent conversations
40:00 <LilDragonGirl> n they help to kick or ban irritants
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> computing ur responses
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> oh so theyre like ur bouncer
42:00 <LilDragonGirl> i prefer the word friend
42:00 <Loof> hi LilDragonGirl 
42:00 <LilDragonGirl> because the word bouncer requires some form of employment
42:00 <Loof> die PietSAbabe you drugfucked disease ridden scum
42:00 <LilDragonGirl> but they dont get paid
42:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i like to see exhibits of intelligent convo
43:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> so i know what u mean
43:00 <LilDragonGirl> why don't you try striking one yourself
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yaya can hear music from fone on headset or stereo just not from speakers on fone O_O
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> apple POS!
43:00 <Loof> PietSAbabe how's the AIDSHERPES going?
44:00 <LilDragonGirl> i don't keep logs of my conversations with ops. they are my friends, not some experiments
44:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i know too much, you might misunderstand and misconstrue what i say
45:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> so yeh i have to watch what is acceptable and is intelligent  to u
46:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> im having dinner at moment
46:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i have love it
46:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i got avrious dishes - fresh and tasty
46:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> even the water is delicious
47:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> this is so awesome
47:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i love it when i eat well and has good appetite
49:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> BlackDevil, u still get this bored?
50:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXbk3OL-t-s
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pierces "Boring" (Nov 16, 2006) 3:40 - Category: Music - 1,895,568 views - 8,058 likes (96%), 334 dislikes (4%)
51:00 <Loof> shittest song ever
51:00 <BlackDevil> im watching the simpsons
51:00 <Loof> facsinating
51:00 <Loof> truely amazing
52:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> oh shug Loofy u never said such nice things about me before
52:00 <Loof> BlackDevil were you born dumb, or did you have to work at it?
53:00 <BlackDevil> watching american dad
56:00 <BlackDevil> Loof is talking?
58:00 <Loof> BlackDevil were your grade 6 teachers proud of you when you finally learned to count to 10?
59:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> wow what a snaty and vile thing to say to a person
59:00 <Loof> hi mel :)
59:00 <Kelevra> Hey pat, how are you?
59:00 <Loof> so so good :)
59:00 <Loof> yourself?
00:00 <Kelevra> That's great, I'm boiling. Its bloody hot here. I can't wait until it cools down lol
00:00 <Kelevra> What's your plans for today?
00:00 <Loof> gimme the heat
00:00 <Loof> so cold
00:00 <Loof> just study
01:00 <mandyjane> dont even get me fuckin started on the weather
01:00 <Kelevra> Cold there? Bloody hell Melbourne sucks at times
01:00 <Loof> hi mj :)
01:00 <mandyjane> hey
02:00 <Loof> guess i should be a pussy and put on the heater
02:00 <Loof> so expensive though
02:00 <Kelevra> Haha
02:00 <Kelevra> Think warm thoughts 
02:00 <Loof> always :)
03:00 <Loof> wb
04:00 <mandyjane> http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2154108/trees-down-roofs-up-as-storm-hits-port-stephens-photos-video/?cs=12
04:00 <LilDragonGirl> thanks
06:00 <Skirmish> get a job ya bums! 
06:00 <Loof> working on it
06:00 <LilDragonGirl> im on leave
09:00 <Skirmish> Hookers get leave? 
10:00 <LilDragonGirl> stereotyping now, are we
10:00 <LilDragonGirl> i will hook u, with my words. but im not a hooker
11:00 <Skirmish> hook me with your words? 
11:00 <Skirmish> I think you're aiming a little higher than you're capabilities will allow you perform. 
11:00 <LilDragonGirl> i'm an editor
12:00 <Skirmish> Yet capitals and full stops are too hard. I see. 
12:00 <LilDragonGirl> by the way
12:00 <Kelevra> Hooker wut wut 
12:00 <LilDragonGirl> it's your capabilities
12:00 <LilDragonGirl> not you're
12:00 <Skirmish> lol I knew that would work. ;) 
12:00 <LilDragonGirl> if u think editors just look ar punctuation, 
13:00 <LilDragonGirl> at punctuation
13:00 <Skirmish> A little slower than what is usual here though. Pick up your game Ms Editor. 
13:00 <LilDragonGirl> you are a fool
13:00 <LilDragonGirl> i told u. im on leave.
13:00 <Kelevra> Are you pregnant or something?
13:00 <LilDragonGirl> i ain't gonna be a Grammar Nazi on this channel, except only to assholes
14:00 <Skirmish> editor that uses txt spk.  I think you are just making it look more and more like you're a story teller. 
14:00 <LilDragonGirl> sigh. this is getting boring
14:00 <Kelevra> True
14:00 <doctor> pay no attention to him LilDragonGirl
14:00 <Skirmish> Yes. Come back next week with a better story. Maybe you could be an astronaut? 
14:00 <doctor> he's been rather toxic of late
14:00 <Loof> Skirmish why so angry?
15:00 <Skirmish> Not angry at all. 
15:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1896867_10152271185530266_31506775_n.jpg
15:00 <doctor> i think he might be having a bit of a crises so it's best to leave him on his own to deal with it
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah Skirmish stop being a butt pirate 
15:00 <Skirmish> Why would I be angry? 
15:00 <LilDragonGirl> thanks doctor and Loof
15:00 <Loof> just you call someone a hooker for no reason
15:00 <Loof> that's pretty bad
15:00 <Skirmish> By internet standards ... it's pretty tame. 
16:00 <Loof> you must be in pain to lash out at people for no reason
16:00 <Kelevra> Maybe he's lonely and needs some attention in any shape or form
16:00 <Loof> we forgive you
16:00 <BlackDevil> watching bobs burger
16:00 <Skirmish> Just because this person is identifying as a female don't all band together and run to "her" defence. 
16:00 <LilDragonGirl> ??
16:00 <Kelevra> I'm not sure it's a female. I couldn't care
16:00 <Kelevra> Stop being a dickface
16:00 <Loof> it's not cause she's female i'm defending her, it's cause she's asian :P
17:00 <Skirmish> Oh well that's ok Loof. 
17:00 <Lumeah> what are u on about skurmy? 
17:00 <mandyjane> lol, maybe its not because of her, maybe its because you're a douche and people are sick of your shit
17:00 <Loof> i know i put asians on a pedestool
17:00 <mandyjane> #justsayin
17:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: Shouldn't you be leasing your womb to irc men to place semen in? 
17:00 <Kelevra> Haha true
18:00 <Skirmish> Loof: I am ok with that. Continue. 
18:00 <Kelevra> Stfu Skirmish you dumb ugly cunt
18:00 <Skirmish> THAT is angry. 
18:00 <Skirmish> I am not angry. Kelevra is ... I am not. 
18:00 <LilDragonGirl> Skirmish that is mean
18:00 <Skirmish> LilDragonGirl: Yes, but apt none the less. 
18:00 <Lumeah> ok... all fun in here.. lol
18:00 <Kelevra> Wanker
19:00 <Kelevra> Piss off 
19:00 <LilDragonGirl> that is just low
19:00 <Kelevra> Below the belt comments 
19:00 <mandyjane> thats how Skirmish plays
19:00 <Kelevra> You're far from a man.
20:00 <Skirmish> I play fair. You wanted to take a shot at me, I returned fire. Don't sook now. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Wipe away those crocodile tears. 
20:00 <Kelevra> You're retarded
20:00 <mandyjane> ^
20:00 <Kelevra> Hey Aaron 
20:00 <mrdanger> hi
21:00 <Kelevra> How goes it?
21:00 <Skirmish> I bet it feels nice to feel as if you belong to something finally mandyjane ... even if it is just the "hate on skirmish" club. 
21:00 <Kelevra> Oh fuck off
21:00 <mandyjane> dont be stupid, no one would bother with such a lame club
21:00 <Skirmish> Have you been abusing your child by exposing her to drugs of late mandyjane or have you seen the error in your ways there? 
21:00 <mandyjane> heroin isn't a drug, right? its okay to let her use that, right?
22:00 <Sponge> is hope kelevra's ok
22:00 <Skirmish> You think it's funny? By your own admission you expose your child to pot smoke. Not even loof would do that. 
22:00 <mrdanger> skirmish you are a meanie pants
23:00 <Sponge> did kelevra have a baby or not?
23:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: I am wearing my mean pants. They are comfortable and allow maximum airflow. 
23:00 <Sponge> was she fucked up on drugs yesterday when she hallucinated that
23:00 <Skirmish> Sponge: For the babies sake ... I hope not. She's too messed up. 
23:00 <Skirmish> She would be another mandyjane with a child. 
23:00 <Sponge> amen
23:00 <mrdanger> thats a bit much
23:00 <Sponge> drying her baby in the microwave
23:00 <mrdanger> do you have a job skirmish?
23:00 <Sponge> when she's out of it
24:00 <Skirmish> A terrible parent raising a child that will have more baggage than a handbag store. 
24:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: Yes. I go back to work on Wednesday. Shift work and all ... funny days off. 
24:00 <mrdanger> so its a shit job
24:00 <Skirmish> If that is the angle you want to run with, yes it's a terrible job. 
25:00 <mrdanger> im just assuming, you seem like a poor person
25:00 <Skirmish> BUT ... I am not biting heads off chickens to make nuggets. So it's not the worst job. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I am poor. The church allows me to use their internet access to log into irc. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I get my clothes from salvo's bins because I am too poor to pay for them through the store. 
26:00 <mrdanger> poor people spend their money on silly things, like the internet and foxtel
26:00 <Lumeah> rof... 
26:00 <Skirmish> Foxtel is a stupid money sink. I do not pay for it. 
26:00 <Loof> internet is far from silly
26:00 <Skirmish> Internet is a modern staple. 
26:00 <mrdanger> loof: it is if you can hardly afford rent
26:00 <mrdanger> its still a luxury that you don't need
26:00 <Skirmish> I don't pay rent. The bank said it prefers me to refer to it as a mortgage. 
26:00 <Shadowgate> lol mrdanger
26:00 <Loof> i think it's a necessity in this modern world
27:00 <Skirmish> They don't like it when I ring them and tell them a tap is leaking. 
27:00 <Loof> if you don't value information, then just die plz
27:00 <mrdanger> loof: you are wrong
28:00 <Skirmish> How is my fridge meant to send my shopping order to the supermarket if I have no internet? Thank god for the church! 
28:00 <mrdanger> taking things to an extreme in an attempt to dismiss my assertion isn't really fooling me
28:00 <mrdanger> but I can pretend to be impressed, if you want
29:00 <Loof> life is extreme
29:00 <Skirmish> I can pretend to be destitute. 
29:00 <mrdanger> you're already doing that
29:00 <Skirmish> Win:Win for mrdanger and I. 
29:00 <mrdanger> so we have established that point
29:00 <mrdanger> now we need to understand your anger towards the women of irc
29:00 <mrdanger> who are a pretty soft target at the bst of times
30:00 <Loof> he's horny and cant get some
30:00 <Skirmish> First we need to realise I am not angry. 
30:00 <Loof> it's womens fault
30:00 <Skirmish> Then you need to realise my targets are of both sexes. 
30:00 <Loof> as long as they're weaker
30:00 <mrdanger> i bet you're trembling with rage, all white fisted, teeth clenched
30:00 <Skirmish> If you're going to go on this e-crusade mrdanger please do it properly. 
31:00 <mrdanger> its not much of a crusade, i have no moral highground
31:00 <mrdanger> i use to give serenity shit for her parenting constantly
31:00 <Skirmish> Oh. So you and I are throwing stones in your glass house now? 
31:00 <BlackDevil> aaron
31:00 <Loof> you should all try forgiveness, it destroys hatred and anger
31:00 <BlackDevil> you like Loof?
32:00 <mrdanger> hey jon, bobs burgers any good this week?
32:00 <Skirmish> Loof: I forgive you loof. 
32:00 <Loof> and i forgive you
32:00 <BlackDevil> kelly is having her barmifsa
32:00 <Loof> doesn't it feel good?
32:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: get out of my pm window you dirty cyber slutting woman. I have no interest in your pixels. 
32:00 <mrdanger> i dont pay much attention to loof, i don't really like/dislike him
32:00 <mrdanger> sometimes i feel sorry for him
32:00 <mrdanger> other times i dont
33:00 <mrdanger> lol Skirmish
33:00 <mrdanger> i was wondering why i got a message
33:00 <mrdanger> must be my e-charisma
33:00 <Skirmish> You know how the internet sheeple operate when they think they've found an ally. 
34:00 <Skirmish> "Oh good that person appears to not like the person I also dislike ... we are now best friends!"
34:00 <Skirmish> Look at the channels it's in. Be careful you don't cyber with her and get a virus. 
35:00 <Skirmish> I think if she got rid of the perm she would get more male attention in real life and not have to type sexually laden words on the interwebs. 
35:00 <Loof> mrdanger i kinda dislike you, you're a bit elitist and up yourself for my liking
35:00 <mrdanger> ?
35:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: to whom are you referring?
35:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like something a poor person would say Loof. :P
36:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah. 
36:00 <Loof> i am poor
36:00 <mrdanger> loof is obviously poor
36:00 <Loof> i've been drugfucked for 20 years
36:00 <Loof> what do you expect
36:00 <Loof> ?
36:00 <mrdanger> what is drug fucked?
36:00 <Loof> doing nothing
37:00 <mrdanger> ive been smoking weed for the last 14 years pretty much every day, i have two degrees and a good job
37:00 <Loof> yeah but you dont have a mental illness
37:00 <Loof> weed is fine for you
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you cunts are all fucked
37:00 <Skirmish> NOU
37:00 <LilDragonGirl> yawn
37:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... who? 
38:00 <mrdanger> my housemate is a poor person
38:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... we need to pick up our game. The editor is bored. 
38:00 <mrdanger> i try to help him out, but he's just a ball of anger and self entitlement
38:00 <Loof> his own doing mrdanger?
38:00 <mrdanger> yeah hes a dick
38:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: Do you make them do tricks and give them dog food? 
38:00 <Loof> cause he wont forgive those in the past who have hurt him, it's hard to do, so some people just stay angry
39:00 <mrdanger> i encourage him to better himself, and he always self sabotages
39:00 <mrdanger> and fucks himself up
39:00 <Loof> perpetual victim?
39:00 <mrdanger> he is bankrupt at 26
39:00 <Loof> fuck
39:00 <Loof> some people are poor due to no fault of their own, like starving children in africa
39:00 <Skirmish> Bankruptcy isn't the end of the world. 
39:00 <Loof> don't dis the poor
40:00 <mrdanger> hes been done like 5 times for drink driving etc, lost his license a couple of times, has an interlock in his car now
40:00 <Skirmish> Just 7 years of imposed credit drought. 
40:00 <mrdanger> and somehow he thinks thats an injustice
40:00 <mrdanger> he should be in prison
40:00 <Skirmish> How do you put up with living with him? 
40:00 <Loof> perpetual victim
40:00 <Skirmish> I would have expelled a shitcunt like that from my home. 
40:00 <mrdanger> he's been a friend since i was 13, he just hasn't matured since
40:00 <mrdanger> too much weed
41:00 <Loof> i'm still 18 mentally cause of weed
41:00 <mrdanger> anger issues, self entitlement
41:00 <Loof> 20 years of using weed to deal with problems
41:00 <Loof> never matured
42:00 <mrdanger> must just impact different people in different ways
42:00 <mrdanger> he is constantly complaining about his centrelink payments
42:00 <mrdanger> without any hint of irony
42:00 <mrdanger> it boggles the mind
43:00 <BlackDevil> watching family guy
43:00 <mrdanger> that said, its one o'clock on a monday and im about to have a beer
43:00 <mrdanger> because im awesome
43:00 <mrdanger> its st paddys day apparently
43:00 <mrdanger> so facebook tells me
44:00 <Loof> i've got a full days study
44:00 <Loof> :(
44:00 <Loof> and day 2 off weed
44:00 <Loof> 3 grams a day to none
44:00 <Loof> but i'm fine
45:00 <mrdanger> its purely psychological, i havent smoked much for a couple of months
45:00 <mrdanger> a few shitty nights sleep and you're all good
46:00 <Loof> i was using it to deal with my overwhelming anger
47:00 <mrdanger> work out
47:00 <mrdanger> get ripped bro
50:00 <LilDragonGirl> exercise rocks
52:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy playing Total War: Empire but I have forgotten how to mess around with the unit files in the database. 
57:00 <BlackDevil> LOL family guy
57:00 <BlackDevil> A MINOR
57:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
57:00 <BlackDevil> i got it
58:00 <BlackDevil> sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this pimple that rubs my balls is painful
58:00 <Loof> yeah i'm exercising as much as i can
58:00 <Loof> but i think i hit it too hard
58:00 <Loof> so i cant do it often
58:00 <Loof> soreness
58:00 <Loof> lasts forever
58:00 <Loof> gotta see the doc
59:00 <Loof> oh he's gone
07:00 <BlackDevil> watching walking dead
08:00 <Loof> wish i could watch you die
08:00 <BlackDevil> look if you going to keep baiting/abuser users i will ban you
08:00 <LilDragonGirl> walking dead is cool
09:00 <BlackDevil> yea knew it
14:00 <{LeE}> :/
14:00 <{LeE}> melbs is dead
14:00 <BlackDevil> RIP kelevra
15:00 <{LeE}> ??
15:00 <BlackDevil> isnt her name mel?
15:00 <{LeE}> i said melbs
15:00 <{LeE}> melbourne
15:00 <{LeE}> channle
15:00 <BlackDevil> ohs
15:00 <{LeE}> LOL
15:00 <BlackDevil> never noticed
15:00 <{LeE}> well no ones talking
15:00 <BlackDevil> you talk
15:00 <The_Fear_Turkey> lol BlackDevil
15:00 <BlackDevil> i talk
16:00 <{LeE}> u r now
16:00 <BlackDevil> The_Fear_Turkey talk
16:00 <BlackDevil> yea watching walking dead
16:00 <The_Fear_Turkey> yeah only cause you made me prick lol
16:00 <AskImamRoutebee> sydney poiter is dead
16:00 <{LeE}> lol
16:00 <Sponge> sorry to hear htat AskImamRoutebee
16:00 <Sponge> he was a very fine negro
16:00 <BlackDevil> i bet australia has the missing airplane
16:00 <{LeE}> now that be strange
17:00 <BlackDevil> seems plausible
17:00 <AskImamRoutebee> BlackDevil: is Austnet going to have an official conspiracy theory channel to cover the recent events?
17:00 <Sponge> australia has over the horizon radar all across the north of australia oceans
17:00 <The_Fear_Turkey> yeah the coons up north have it
17:00 <Sponge> the plane did nnot come to australia
17:00 <Sponge> our technology would havve detected it
17:00 <AskImamRoutebee> you can keep us up to date with your theories BlackDevil 
17:00 <BlackDevil> it flew under the radar
17:00 <BlackDevil> and its trasmitters are off
17:00 <BlackDevil> could of happened
17:00 <{LeE}> it left from here
18:00 <BlackDevil> it circled back for the lulz
18:00 <AskImamRoutebee> the best theory ive heard from Austnet so far is that it flew too high and is now currently in low orbit going around the Earth...full of dead passengers...
18:00 <{LeE}> :/
18:00 <{LeE}> creepy
18:00 <Shadowgate> Lee did a face lol
18:00 <{LeE}> omfg Shadowgate
18:00 <Shadowgate> lol
18:00 <{LeE}> hiiiiiiiii
18:00 <{LeE}> lol
18:00 <Shadowgate> hi lol
19:00 <{LeE}> im not lol
19:00 <The_Fear_Turkey> they did say the plane did drop to 5000ft so that is possible BlackDevil
19:00 <AskImamRoutebee> Shadowgate made a soundcloud just so he could upload all his self-made canned laughter samples 
19:00 <AskImamRoutebee> Shadowgate you're funny lol
20:00 <{LeE}> ur face is funny
20:00 <Serenity> the plane only had 7 hours worth of fuel
20:00 <Serenity> its no more than 7 hours in any direction from where it took off
20:00 <Serenity> unless it was hujacked and refueled
20:00 <BlackDevil> well everyone now knows it didnt crash
20:00 <AskImamRoutebee> or they had crates full of gummi berry juice in the cargo
21:00 <{LeE}> :/
21:00 <{LeE}> ummmmm
21:00 <mandyjane> its at a chop shop. all the passengers were killed.
21:00 <AskImamRoutebee> well, let's hope they're still alive
21:00 <mandyjane> some place is gonna be under terrorist attack soon
21:00 <BlackDevil> they took all there cellphones
21:00 <mandyjane> theyll use that plane
21:00 <BlackDevil> and batteries out
21:00 <BlackDevil> use the plane to drop bombs
21:00 <mandyjane> something like that
22:00 <mandyjane> or maybe Bush is making a come back
22:00 <Serenity> they didnt take the batteries out the phones were still ringing
22:00 <BlackDevil> yea
22:00 <BlackDevil> making it fly to north korea
23:00 <{LeE}> look alright it was me i stoll the plane and every ones having a big party at my joint sorry peeps to burst ur bubble
23:00 <Loof> hi Serenity :)
23:00 <mandyjane> but where can you land and hide a passenger jet without being noticed?
23:00 <BlackDevil> in the ocean
23:00 <BlackDevil> LUL
23:00 <{LeE}> hi Serenity an Loof
24:00 <Loof> hi {LeE} 
24:00 <mandyjane> yeah
24:00 <mandyjane> but they've looked in the ocean
24:00 <BlackDevil> yea in china
24:00 <BlackDevil> but no indian ocean
24:00 <{LeE}> it must be up someones ass then
24:00 <BlackDevil> were they are not doing any searches for
25:00 <BlackDevil> big area to look
25:00 <mandyjane> no idea
26:00 <Serenity> hello lee
26:00 <mandyjane> i doubt they'll rest until they get answers tho
26:00 <Serenity> and there are a lot of small runways and cargo carriers in that area
26:00 <Sponge> i want answers!
26:00 <{LeE}> how r u Serenity
26:00 <BlackDevil> ask the hijackers
26:00 <{LeE}> lol BlackDevil
26:00 <mandyjane> yeah thats what i thought Serenity
26:00 <{LeE}> good luck
27:00 <BlackDevil> lizzy is a rebelling little bitch
27:00 <{LeE}> ???
27:00 <BlackDevil> walking dead
27:00 <BlackDevil> fyi
27:00 <{LeE}> oh
28:00 <The_Fear_Turkey> !ping
28:00 <BlackDevil> !pong
28:00 <Loof> BlackDevil do you feel bad when you realize the zombie on walking dead are more intelligent than you?
29:00 <BlackDevil> someone has not listened to by warning
30:00 <ShadowLurker> asl serenity
30:00 <{LeE}> O_o
31:00 <{LeE}> u furr realllll
31:00 <Loof> when i think about me
31:00 <Loof> i touch myself
32:00 <Loof> - pieter
33:00 <Serenity> look
33:00 <Serenity> loof*
34:00 <Serenity> if you get banned i cant help you so i suggest you listen to him
35:00 <Loof> retards in power
35:00 <Loof> everywhere you go
35:00 <Loof> how did he get ops?
36:00 <AskImamRoutebee> i wonder about that too. but if i started wondering more about i'd probably cop a z-line
37:00 <AskImamRoutebee> about it*
37:00 <Loof> idiots need to be reminded they're stupid, so fuck you blackdevil
37:00 <Loof> ban me
37:00 <Serenity> -.-
37:00 <Serenity> silly loof
37:00 <BlackDevil> he sounds like pieter
38:00 <AskImamRoutebee> ive only seen Pieter banned once before. cant remember what it was over
38:00 <Serenity> i dunno if hes as bad as pieter but he suer is off the rails today
38:00 <AskImamRoutebee> then again Pieter is Pieter
38:00 <BlackDevil> lizzie killed a human
38:00 <Serenity> ive banned pieter about half a dozen times. mostly for power ranting for hours and hours on end. occasionally he forgets himself and gets a bit abusive too
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> bailing on my mate yesterday n botherin to come round after work today ftw
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if he got weeeed
53:00 <BlackDevil> oh wow they killed her
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> 13 hrs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> one code
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> id suck cock for xbox live.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;) BlackDevil
54:00 <BlackDevil> thank fuck i got one of those
54:00 <BlackDevil> lets go baby
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAIT
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta bleach my uno :/
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> k done.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lighter and lipstick works.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHEM WAITING FFS
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus, SeZz never treated me so bad..
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> just bad ;)
03:00 <BlackDevil> now watching cosmos
04:00 <Sponge> is episode 2 out now big BlackDevil
04:00 <BlackDevil> yes episode 2 is out
04:00 <BlackDevil> watching it now
04:00 <BlackDevil> its about cute little dogs
04:00 <Sponge> ep2 sounds dull. it's the earth
05:00 <Sponge> i likespace shit
07:00 <BlackDevil> now its about evolution of doggies
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am so gonna get back wit my x
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> sayin doggie just got me thinkin
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> we never even fucked.
09:00 <BlackDevil> you wanna do doggie tonight?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> several ppl
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> espesh this one girl
10:00 <BlackDevil> bah the audio is out of sync
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> girl asked me on thurs come fringe, met her once n clicked anyway, needed id n cop smashed mine last yr havent bothered gettin nnew one
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> today she msgs asks me if ill come her bday
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> like to get to know this one
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil sif ur audio is as bad as my ifone without headfones or stereo plugged in, no audio!
14:00 <Rebel-Bobby> anyone up for a chat... off to work 12hr shift soon... gonna be bored as... so anyone up for a chat all night... pm me please
18:00 <BlackDevil> can we cyber?
19:00 <Rebel-Bobby> cyber.... not at work
20:00 <ShadowLurker> thats the guy that wanted to know if anyone had a sister
20:00 <ShadowLurker> to ask personal questions
21:00 <Sponge> he asked me if I ever sniffed my sisters panties
21:00 <BlackDevil> have you?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
22:00 <Sponge> even after I told him she was only 12
22:00 <ShadowLurker> dodge
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my god
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> how hard is it
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> askin xbox community
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> throw me 3 months ill put it in ur account next week
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
25:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> PietSAbabe said he had some
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt find em
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
27:00 <Sponge> they're at cashconverters right now
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> PietSAbabe's word isnt worth fuckall
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> well he said he had like 8 codes
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i trust he does
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1 hr and pizza movie and some pot first time this yr!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope he brings pot, he said he wanted get some beers
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt even usually drink here, doesnt want one drink if he has to drive.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe some bum sex ay ShadowLurker ;)
36:00 <ShadowLurker> nah im cool
36:00 <ShadowLurker> got plenty of that
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye ino
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think it's what sent shadism over the edge
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Edge
49:00 <Sponge> BlackDevil if i wanted to know about the earth i'd watch the show EARTH, not f'n COSMOS
50:00 <Sponge> it's like those hollywood jews are in ovens or something
50:00 <Sponge> and not thinking straight
53:00 <TheRon> 3HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!
54:00 <TheRon> 3got the irish stew cooking, drinking kilkenny, and listening to the droplick murphy's
54:00 <TheRon> 3CHEERS!!!!!
54:00 <Sponge> stop changing modes TheRon
55:00 <TheRon> 3?
56:00 <TheRon> 3anybody here irish??
56:00 <Kynetic> fuck me im irish
57:00 <TheRon> 3getting into the spirit??
57:00 <Kynetic> too fecking tired
58:00 <TheRon> 3family is from yorkshire, got to be some irish in there somewhere
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> got some red wine in me
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> n im ready for 4pm.
59:00 <TheRon> 3it's already 4pm
00:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1010114_792744447422425_1099857838_n.jpg
00:00 <Maurice> Barfy McShitfaced
01:00 <TheRon> 3lazy o'blaze
02:00 <TheRon> 3the dubliners - whiskey in the jar
06:00 <Sponge> my mrs is celebrating st patty's day today with a green vaginal discharge. she's been celebrating all month
08:00 <TheRon> 3classy
11:00 <TheRon> 3hello
14:00 <TheRon> 3so quiet
15:00 <Picard> evening
16:00 <TheRon> 3it's good to be green
17:00 <Maurice> Unless you're Kermit, then it's not easy
18:00 <TheRon> 3simba, how good was port adelaide?
40:00 <Kynetic> LAZY MCDRUNKERSON
45:00 <simba> port adelaide is good TheRon, defying u victorian idiots since 1870
45:00 <Loof> does TheRon know anything at all about the earth except sport?
45:00 <Loof> he's so limited
46:00 <simba> yes
46:00 <simba> he just doesnt type about it
46:00 <Loof> k
46:00 <simba> maybe this calls for a new segment
46:00 <simba> tell irc something they dont know about you
52:00 <Warren1984> hey johninja
53:00 <johninja> hey dude
53:00 <Loof> hey Warren1984 :)
55:00 <johninja> whats news?
56:00 <johninja> living back at home going ok?
59:00 <Loof> hey The_Baron :)
00:00 <The_Baron> hey loof
01:00 <Loof> wish i could fart as loud as my wife
01:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:00 <The_Baron> one day u might
01:00 <Loof> i can only pray
02:00 <TheRon> 3hello\
02:00 <BlackDevil> prayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
02:00 <johninja> sorry bd signal 
02:00 <johninja> on the train
02:00 <BlackDevil> bd?
02:00 <BlackDevil> im not a signal
02:00 <johninja> bad
02:00 <BlackDevil> IRC on a train?
03:00 <TheRon> 3alright who hit the wrong button??
03:00 <BlackDevil> loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
03:00 <johninja> you are bad though
03:00 <johninja> lol@loser
03:00 <The_Baron> hey john
03:00 <johninja> for being on aa train
03:00 <johninja> hey mn
03:00 <johninja> whats hppening?
03:00 <Loof> yeah it's ok for blackdevil to call ppl losers, but he just banned me for abuse
04:00 <Loof> hypocrit much?
04:00 <simba> very hypocritical from the stupid american but you expect nothing less from ops
04:00 <The_Baron> sweet fa
05:00 <The_Baron> though learned today my uncle got bashed near to death
05:00 <The_Baron> his head got split open and his ear was cutoff
05:00 <BlackDevil> i fuck johninja, we tease a lot
05:00 <The_Baron> poor bastard
05:00 <Loof> mine actually did
05:00 <Loof> get bashed to dath
05:00 <Loof> in prahran
05:00 <Serenity> BASHED TO DATH
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Loof> and the cunts only got manslaughter
05:00 <Loof> typo
05:00 <The_Baron> it was a typo Serenity u know that
05:00 <The_Baron> :P
05:00 <Serenity> durr
05:00 <Serenity> it was a funny one
06:00 <The_Baron> well it has to be proven to be pre-meditated to be murder
06:00 <Serenity> i found out i know a murderer today
06:00 <Serenity> that was fun
06:00 <The_Baron> and intent
06:00 <Loof> they were drunk he was giving them shit so the did it
06:00 <Loof> just some randoms on the street
06:00 <The_Baron> well prahran is a shithole
06:00 <Loof> yep
07:00 <ShadowLurker> mass murder makes me happy
07:00 <ShadowLurker> dead bodies makes me happy
07:00 <Loof> i coudln't care less, he was a loser and he bashed me once when i was a kid for hitting my brother
07:00 <Serenity> thats ketty
07:00 <The_Baron> aah fair enough
07:00 <The_Baron> well I got nothing against my uncle
07:00 <Serenity> i meant thanks ketty.. but ok
07:00 <The_Baron> he is a alcoholic loser, but he usually means no harm
07:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
07:00 <The_Baron> just annoying as fuck
07:00 <The_Baron> but the dude who bashed him apparantly had a severe case of paranoid schizophrenia
08:00 <The_Baron> and had some full on episode
08:00 <The_Baron> was just shit luck on unks part
08:00 <Loof> by the way The_Baron, i decided to stop being what they call a "perpetual victim"
08:00 <Loof> not gonna whine any more
08:00 <The_Baron> that's good in a way
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
08:00 <The_Baron> focus on improving ur lot and all that
09:00 <Loof> i just decided to forgive the one who abused me, cried for 2 hours and have been off weed and feeling great since
10:00 <Loof> early days yet though
10:00 <Loof> fingers crossed it lasts
10:00 <The_Baron> :)
10:00 <TheRon> 3hello
10:00 <The_Baron> that's quite a breakthrough already loof
10:00 <The_Baron> good stuff
11:00 <ShadowLurker> stay off the weed is the key
12:00 <TheRon> 3anybody else drinking guiness or kilkenny?
13:00 <Loof> agreed
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah weed as nice as it is, has the tendency to make one brood about shit and amplify emotions when feeling depressed
13:00 <Loof> i still think weed is ok for those without mental illness
13:00 <Loof> but i have a mental illness
13:00 <Loof> so not for me
13:00 <TheRon> 3never had weed
14:00 <The_Baron> mmm
14:00 <The_Baron> well you got plenty of shit to focus on anyway
14:00 <Loof> heaps
14:00 <Loof> did 6 hours study today
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> ppl on weed love it
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> theyre possessed by it
16:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they not want to stop it for sure :D
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> thats all on their minds
17:00 <johninja> why is TheRon typing funny?
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> finding ways to get and smoke/eat breathe it
17:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> he's using color
18:00 <Loof> fuck i need a new wife
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> what u going to with ur old wife
18:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> send her to me
18:00 <Loof> you and blackdevil can have her
18:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
18:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i can do with some company
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> she would love to spend time with me
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> spend all day do whatever she likes
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> check out all the manicure and pedicure places
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> eat,  sauna, play cards all day
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> shop all day to her hearts content
20:00 <Doodle> i need a manicure after this: http://imgur.com/qDLnuKt
20:00 <simba> shut up Q u r fucken GROSS
20:00 <Doodle> filthy things
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> lol Doodle thatll teach u
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> them grease get under ur nails
20:00 <Doodle> i need to buy myself a box of those latex gloves
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> also not good for ur skin
21:00 <Doodle> its mainly brake dust and dirt
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> if u wear them u cant work proper
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u cant get grip
21:00 <Doodle> yes you can
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> also theyre fragile
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> they break easilly
21:00 <Doodle> grip on what
21:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> grip on rusty metal
21:00 <Doodle> i've never had them break on me
21:00 <simba> its clearning a car not climbing a mountain
22:00 <Doodle> the only thing i gripped during that job was the brake disc and the torque wrench
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> even the wrench handle would break the latex goves
22:00 <simba> wtf
22:00 <simba> fucking hate americans
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> dont hate too much simbo
22:00 <simba> in the news today WRENCH HANDLE BREAKS LATEX GLOVE
22:00 <Doodle> the latex gloves i've used have been strong enough
22:00 <Doodle> but i ran out ages ago
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> if u hate too much u end of fall in love with them soon after
22:00 <Doodle> and bought solvol instead
23:00 <Loof> ouch
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> so yeh moderate ur emo man
23:00 <The_Baron> well this is about as edifying as sticking something down my dickhole
23:00 <The_Baron> I'm with simba, fuck up !
23:00 <simba> "sources say gripping a wrench too tight will simply rip your latex glove. note that these sources are american"
23:00 <Loof> agreed
23:00 <Doodle> wow, sorry for having a conversation that wasn't about drugs
23:00 <simba> hey - im all for latex discussion
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> okay then
24:00 <The_Baron> let me talk about this hangnail I got on my toe for 35 minutes
24:00 <The_Baron> would u all like that?
24:00 <Doodle> ok i'm out, enjoy your gay convo
24:00 <johninja> dead battery :(
24:00 <johninja> love you guise
24:00 <simba> Q ruined everything
25:00 <The_Baron> isn't Doodle a bit precious
25:00 <simba> yes a bit, Doodle wasnt the one being told 2 fuck up
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Doodle> i have things to do
25:00 <The_Baron> exactly
26:00 <simba> but sitting on the comp in ur underwear ALWAYS wins
26:00 <The_Baron> okay you got stuff to do
26:00 <The_Baron> do them
26:00 <The_Baron> now that they are gone
26:00 <The_Baron> I can finally shoot up my methadone in peace
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Loof> DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Loof> RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> nail cuticles are like ur tooth gums, when its damaged and not heathy it will shorten ur life significantly
27:00 <Loof> wont somebody think of the children?
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> like gum diseases increase change of heart attack by 4-5times
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> chance*
27:00 <The_Baron> reading what Q types will give u nutsack cancer over time
28:00 <Loof> Q{{_cougar_cub and BlackDevil cause grief to people with what they type
28:00 <Loof> how is that not abuse?
29:00 <Loof> it should be law for idiots to STFU
29:00 <Loof> or be exterminated
29:00 <Serenity> Q gave me nut cancer
29:00 <Loof> thats why ur nutless?
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah see
30:00 <ShadowLurker> true story
30:00 <Serenity> Yup
30:00 <The_Baron> Serenity had to have her sack removed 
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Loof> did you keep them?
30:00 <The_Baron> and just because she didn't even want to be the same sex as Q, she also had gender re-assignment
30:00 <Serenity> I have them in a jar
31:00 <Serenity> Of formaldehyde 
31:00 <Serenity> (not sure if thats even right)
31:00 <The_Baron> it is
32:00 <Serenity> Phew
32:00 <Loof> The_Baron what is shatter?
33:00 <Loof> hbo?
33:00 <The_Baron> bho
33:00 <Loof> sorry yeah
33:00 <The_Baron> not always made with butane
33:00 <Loof> cool 
33:00 <Loof> ic
33:00 <The_Baron> but generally it's pure hash oil that dries to the consistency of amber
33:00 <The_Baron> it aint gooey, but solid and breaks 
33:00 <The_Baron> hence shatter
33:00 <Loof> ah
33:00 <Loof> you had it?
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah I've made it a few times
34:00 <Loof> nice
34:00 <The_Baron> first time I had it
34:00 <The_Baron> felt like I had weed for the first time again
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Loof> fuck
34:00 <Loof> awesome
34:00 <The_Baron> but u shouldn't be talkin about that kinda thing now loof :P
35:00 <Loof> i got nothing against weed
35:00 <Loof> if it's ever legalised
35:00 <Serenity> Dont replace one with another
35:00 <The_Baron> it aint a replacement
35:00 <Loof> she's talking grog
35:00 <The_Baron> it's the same high, just 5X more potent
35:00 <Loof> i think
35:00 <The_Baron> aahh
35:00 <Loof> not gonna go back on grog
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah just get stuck into your coding and study
35:00 <Serenity> Anythung tbh
36:00 <Loof> how the fuck do i feel so good without weed lol
36:00 <Loof> hope it lasts
37:00 <Loof> sense of smell has come back bigtime
37:00 <Loof> so i had a shower
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
37:00 <The_Baron> you're just more motivated again I guess
37:00 <The_Baron> sometimes being sober after ages of not
37:00 <The_Baron> is actually a high in itself
38:00 <Loof> i dont even feel like weed
38:00 <The_Baron> good stuff
38:00 <ShadowLurker> the fact of the matter is, drugs like that are mind altering not mind normalising
38:00 <ShadowLurker> it shouldnt be relied apon
38:00 <Loof> i know Shadowlurker, but i was in denial of that
39:00 <Serenity> Recreation
39:00 <The_Baron> we all lie to ourselves from time to time
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont know how ppl can go day after day being stoned 24hrs a day
39:00 <Serenity> I do
39:00 <The_Baron> hell 2 years ago I had gotten myself in a bad spot again
39:00 <Serenity> Its easy
39:00 <Serenity> Anf a bitch to get out of
39:00 <The_Baron> when I got back into shooting up again to avoid my problems
39:00 <Serenity> And
40:00 <Serenity> Life gets crap. Something makes you feel better
40:00 <Serenity> Fuck yeah
40:00 <The_Baron> ^^
40:00 <Serenity> The cycle begins
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah but then it doesn't actually make things better
40:00 <The_Baron> but u just lie to urself that it is working
40:00 <TheRon> 3to be sure to be sure
40:00 <Serenity> No cause you sober up and everything is where it was
40:00 <Serenity> So you feel worse
40:00 <Serenity> Go get more high
41:00 <The_Baron> to a extent
41:00 <Serenity> So you think fuck when im high its all better
41:00 <Serenity> Ill keep doing it
41:00 <The_Baron> I got to a point that didn't matter what I did anymore
41:00 <The_Baron> I'd still feel crappy
41:00 <The_Baron> that's why I stopped shooting up again
41:00 <The_Baron> coz it wasn't distracting me anymore
41:00 <Loof> that shit weed i got helped me quit
41:00 <The_Baron> and when heroin can't numb the emotional pain
41:00 <The_Baron> then yeah, it's time to deal with shit
42:00 <Serenity> Im grateful ive never been there mentally
42:00 <Loof> ur very lucky
42:00 <Loof> i met someone :)
42:00 <Loof> hope it works out
43:00 <Loof> she's overseas though
43:00 <Serenity> Fortunate to have the support ive had in life
43:00 <Loof> very
43:00 <Serenity> Are you leaving lingwah?
43:00 <Loof> asap
43:00 <Serenity> Good
43:00 <Loof> :)
43:00 <Serenity> Shes unhealthy
43:00 <Serenity> For you
43:00 <Loof> she's fucked
44:00 <Loof> wont forgive her father, and is a perpetual victim taking her pain out on everyone
44:00 <AndrewBlt> so the IVF thing is canned?
44:00 <TheRon> 3anybody tip 4 winners this weekend??
44:00 <AndrewBlt> i would probably avoid any girl that has some sort of daddy issues
44:00 <The_Baron> ^^^
44:00 <The_Baron> unless it's a one nighter
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
45:00 <AndrewBlt> i was secretly thinking the same...in theory..but i wouldnt do it anyway :D ??????????????
46:00 <TheRon> 3if you're having to stop and think about it before a one nighter, you're not drunk enough
46:00 <AndrewBlt> TheRon
46:00 <AndrewBlt> did you get those hookers for your birthday?
46:00 <TheRon> 3no, bastards!!
46:00 <AndrewBlt> we would like to see pics please
46:00 <AndrewBlt> oh?
46:00 <AndrewBlt> i was hoping for imgur slides in the #melb topic eventually
47:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
47:00 <Serenity> If one nighters are what youre after. Daddy issues is what you want
47:00 <TheRon> 3anybody get their irish on today??
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who, what, when, where?
47:00 <Serenity> My pubes are green
47:00 <The_Baron> no shit Serenity
48:00 <Bastardly_One> disappointed you've pubes
48:00 <Serenity> Pfff
48:00 <Serenity> Sif I have pubes
48:00 <Loof> god she's fucked up, somebody kill her, she keeps saying i'm crazy and trying to give me weed :(
48:00 <Loof> sorry for winging
48:00 <Bastardly_One> who, what, when, where?
48:00 <Serenity> Ling wah
48:00 <AndrewBlt> how? why?
49:00 <The_Baron> loof here is quitting weed, and his missus is tryin to push it on him it seems
49:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to call her? :D
49:00 <TheRon> 3st patrick's day
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is quiting thanks to a lecture
49:00 <Bastardly_One> off Serenity and I :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... want me to ring Loof? :D
49:00 <Loof> nah serenity didn't say quit
49:00 <Loof> you did
49:00 <Bastardly_One> put her on ... I'm in a mood :P
49:00 <Serenity> I didnt say anything
49:00 <Loof> and i thankyou
49:00 <Bastardly_One> was the hubby then
49:00 <TheRon> 3i got kilkenny and i've made an irish stew with stout
49:00 <Loof> yeah was her hubby
50:00 <Loof> and you
50:00 <Serenity> No it was you lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't say quit ... I said not be so obsessed
50:00 <Serenity> I was stoned
50:00 <Serenity> Lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know it was Me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was cunted
50:00 <Bastardly_One> beyond stoned
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shall I ring Mao Ze Ling?
50:00 <Loof> said i wanted to go out and start meeting people, that's when wwiii started
51:00 <TheRon> 3chairman mao died
51:00 <Loof> YOU JUST WANT TO MEET WOMEN
51:00 <Serenity> Kick the slag out
51:00 <Loof> YOU NEED WEED. YOU CRAZY
51:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to ring up and say
51:00 <Bastardly_One> do I fucking sound like a woman cunt?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you shut up Serenity ... :P
51:00 <The_Baron> wow, that's paranoid and manipulative as fuck
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you were going to say yes, yes you do
52:00 <Serenity> I dont know what you sound like poofta chook
52:00 <AndrewBlt> given her frequent accusations if any of you two were to cheat it'd probably be her
52:00 <TheRon> 3i listen to joe cocker and think of people getting stoned
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... you can gues ... I just the same as I type
52:00 <Serenity> Faggy?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Serenity> Lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> though forks says I sound bonga
52:00 <Serenity> U sure ur not gay?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan too
53:00 <TheRon> 3there's a fag at sebas kfc that has no clue
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the country might of worn off on me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you leave that fag alone
53:00 <The_Baron> would it matter either way Serenity?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's better than the one in coles in the city
53:00 <Loof> wish i was gay
53:00 <Serenity> No
53:00 <Loof> women suck
53:00 <Serenity> Not to me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt in coles needs a smash in the head
53:00 <TheRon> 3uber gay?
53:00 <Loof> forgive him bq
53:00 <Loof> b1
53:00 <Loof> it feeels greeat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is he ever TheRon
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and one of those judgemental ones
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so I purposedly talk to him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and the gay thing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is a joke between Serenity and I
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she's convinced I'm in denial
54:00 <Loof> i wish u were
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *priimps*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *twirls*
55:00 <TheRon> 3for some reason i just can't handle the adam richard type gay
55:00 <Bastardly_One> does my arse look big in this font?
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Loof> i dont get why ppl dont like you Bastardly_One 
55:00 <TheRon> 3b1 is harmless
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a wager today I wouldn't skip through the student lounge singing I feel pretty
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
55:00 <Bastardly_One> free lunch as a result
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
56:00 <Serenity> Because hes obnoxious thats why
56:00 <The_Baron> I'd press ham for free lunch
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not obnoxious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm opinionated
56:00 <Bastardly_One> big difference bitch
56:00 <Serenity> No you're definitely obnoxious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna fight?
56:00 <TheRon> 3much irishness at school today??
56:00 <ShadowLurker> push button receive bacon
56:00 <Bastardly_One> car fucking park
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 mins
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you shoosh ShadowLurker
57:00 <Serenity>  Mmm bacon
57:00 <Loof> didn't fully know what obnoxious meant so i looked it up "annoying or objectionable due to being a showoff or attracting undue attention to oneself: "
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and people that don't like me usually can't handle the truth IMO Loof
57:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's supposedly me
57:00 <ShadowLurker> you're the one that fucked your uncle,  uncle fucker
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's hard being as awesome as I am
57:00 <TheRon> 3happy st patrick's day lumeah
58:00 <Lumeah> thanks The Ron :) 
58:00 <TheRon> 3i figure if you have english heritage, there must be irish in there somewhere
59:00 <Bastardly_One> LilDragonGirl must be stalking me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
59:00 <Lumeah> there is 
59:00 <LilDragonGirl> what lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> about time I got a decent stalker
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I usually get shit trolling stalkers
59:00 <AndrewBlt> TheRon my boy. Do ya remember this old recording from the 50s? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ1WcEAgtXE
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Joyce YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE IRISH (Aug 4, 2012) 32:44 - Category: Travel and Events - 1,632 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <LilDragonGirl> decent - yes. stalker - nope
59:00 <TheRon> 3no
59:00 <ShadowLurker> b1 has about 6inches of irish in him
59:00 <Lumeah> so can i kill skirmish now or later?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> badum tiss
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:00 <TheRon> 3shadowlurker that was bery family guy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> violence is foreplay
00:00 <Bastardly_One> watch out!
00:00 <Lumeah> hmmm
00:00 <Lumeah> but if i kill him he won't know it's forplay
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
02:00 <TheRon> 3i made irish stew this morning lumeah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> who are you killing again?
02:00 <TheRon> 3lamb vegies and stout
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gossiping with my b/f
02:00 <Lumeah> Skrimish
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt
02:00 <Lumeah> yup
02:00 <TheRon> 3kilkenny is a good drop
02:00 <LilDragonGirl> is Skirmish going on n on agaib
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't even waste my energy on him
02:00 <LilDragonGirl> again
02:00 <Lumeah> he was so going off at lunch today
02:00 <Bastardly_One> again? still
03:00 <LilDragonGirl> since this morning
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he loves Me ... absolutely obsessed with Me
03:00 <Lumeah> if someone left he would pick another target
03:00 <LilDragonGirl> it's like a neverending verbal diarrhoea
03:00 <TheRon> 3did you know that in dublin, across the road from the guiness brewery is an alcohol recovery center
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if he was here
03:00 <Lumeah> hee hee
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just talking to females means I am chatting them up apparently
04:00 <Loof> welcome to my world
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and then off course the gutless sheep bleat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as someone starts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, it's hard being this awesome
04:00 <Bastardly_One> must really confront some people
04:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <TheRon> 3b1 you think you're awesome, i've got 3 bowls clubs trying to woo me
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's because you're from the known best city team in the rat is why
05:00 <Bastardly_One> join east ... so I can walk down here and there
06:00 <TheRon> 3linton?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> BCC
06:00 <Loof> and back to sport
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I get them mixed up
06:00 <TheRon> 3you want me to join ballarat?
06:00 <Loof> did you see the ball move from point A to point B!!!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they look like they can do with all the help they can get
07:00 <Loof> i've never seen that before!!!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <TheRon> 3loof i play lawn bowls
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you've never seen what is going on in the other chat I'm in
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ever have I
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I went brb ... a subby friend has now saffron wrapped me
07:00 <TheRon> 3poor carlton, they try so hard
07:00 <Loof> i think play should be about practising useful skills like nature intended
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and turned me into a muppet
08:00 <Bastardly_One> with a hand up the arse ...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get back she's dead
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we did try
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and we fucked up soon as I gloated
08:00 <Bastardly_One> right Serenity?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the moment I gloated ... BOOM!
08:00 <TheRon> 3the first quarter was good
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I jinxed us ... again
08:00 <TheRon> 3loof how about the f1??
08:00 <TheRon> 3it's more like the FU
09:00 <Bastardly_One> do you realise
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the new intials for federation?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> go FU!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <TheRon> 3i know, i knew 6 months before it happened
09:00 <TheRon> 3the aussie got screwed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently even the IT staff were like ... this is a bad idea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but Gippland was called GIT
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
10:00 <Loof> done ur assignment?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, she goes
11:00 <Bastardly_One> "don't worry, you'll get there"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> as in catching up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like THANKS for that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> now you tell me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but no, I've still about 150 pages until I'm caught up
12:00 <TheRon> 3isn't it great how ireland has turned into a company tax haven
12:00 <Loof> whens it due?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I admit I spent most of today talking to the entire campus
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm one chapter a week
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... 4 weeks ago?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <TheRon> 3reading??
12:00 <TheRon> 3you can't read?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Office exercises ... awesome *insert sarcasm here*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we finially started coding today
13:00 <Loof> cool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *finally
13:00 <Loof> what in?
13:00 <Loof> java?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> only got to body though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in THREE hours
13:00 <AndrewBlt> what is the objective?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how slow my class is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm to turn out to be a dumb Help Desk officer
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I should only be doing 2 of my classes tbh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> except I've lost all my certs on paper
14:00 <AndrewBlt> i mean what is the code supposed to do?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> in a house fire and can't really prove it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just making a site
14:00 <TheRon> 3wherever you did it should have a copy
14:00 <AndrewBlt> ah, wasnt sure if you meant like <body> or body of code
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's teaching people that don't even know one tag
14:00 <AndrewBlt> oh crap
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah <body>
15:00 <AndrewBlt> that's the problem with IT sort of classes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh crap is right
15:00 <Loof> so you did the so you've only done <html><head></head>?
15:00 <Loof> and thats it?
15:00 <AndrewBlt> you only go as fast as the slowest kid
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yep! *lol*
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... can I go home now?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 mins into class
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's like ... ya better not ... stay an hour at least
15:00 <AndrewBlt> Bastardly_One: you should prank some people after they walk off -- move the ending tags around. they'd never figure out why some shit is out of place
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I did stay til the end though for some reason
15:00 <Lumeah> its tafe dude
15:00 <AndrewBlt> unless you've got good IDEs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hey ... good idea
16:00 <Lumeah> you don't get any better
16:00 <AndrewBlt> so what are you using?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I should fuck with some code
16:00 <Lumeah> thing is if ya smart ya do't have to stay ;)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Dreamweaver of course
16:00 <AndrewBlt> yeah, that's the industry standard it seems
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not this place Lumeah
16:00 <The_Baron> has been for far too long
16:00 <Lumeah> no?
16:00 <AndrewBlt> TAFE is good for refining your technical skills
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they want dr's certs for 10 mins
16:00 <The_Baron> TAFE is good for picking up single mums
17:00 <The_Baron> I keep telling yas
17:00 <Lumeah> lol
17:00 <AndrewBlt> those beautician courses...
17:00 <AndrewBlt> i swear
17:00 <The_Baron> fucken AYE
17:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you've never been to Ballarat
17:00 <AndrewBlt> closely followed by fashion and interior design
17:00 <The_Baron> I smashed a few of them back when I was at Crowsnest tafe
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no such thing as a decent looking woman in the entire city
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ask TheRon
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we need some imports
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the chick in my class likes me but she's fucking nuts
18:00 <AndrewBlt> maybe that was TheRon's silent wish when he blew out those 80 candles... "more hot bitches plz"
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know I am but ... NUTS
18:00 <Loof> hey b1, wanna get a flat together?
18:00 <Loof> i've gotta leave this bitch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're thinking already
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, welll ... I can put you up for a while too I'd say
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the housemate it's my house too
18:00 <Loof> nice
19:00 <TheRon> 3my dream is an identical twin sandwich
19:00 <The_Baron> and yes I been to ballarat
19:00 <Loof> i'll pay
19:00 <The_Baron> there sure are some swamp bitches there
19:00 <The_Baron> however, they aren't ALL that bad
19:00 <The_Baron> just mostly
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they are so!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the talent left when I did
19:00 <Bastardly_One> in the 90s
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and all moved to inner city melbourne
19:00 <The_Baron> hell once I even spotted a almost fuckable chick in Ipswich
19:00 <The_Baron> so anything is possible
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> swamp bitches?
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> where 
19:00 <TheRon> 3are the strokes irish??
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *discovered the mavis's
19:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> amazon women?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the strokes are from NY
20:00 <TheRon> 3damn
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking shit
20:00 <TheRon> 3i like it
20:00 <TheRon> 3i was listening to dropkick murphy's before
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> TheRon use text color. now i want to use color too. i'd use red.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of asked you this before
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where was this filmed?
21:00 <stuffz> fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> should be obvious
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sGl631IpLQ
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - Naughty Boy (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 154 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <TheRon> 3st patrick's day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you a hint
21:00 <Bastardly_One> somewhere in Ballarat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where it is
21:00 <TheRon> 3the arms
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I made a killing there
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, 21 arms toilets
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <TheRon> 3so weird to see offices in there now
21:00 <Loof> who you talking to b1?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to make heaps of money in those
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> ok im going to become chinese and celeb chinese new year and use red text color then
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, TheRon
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is innit?
22:00 <Loof> ah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> been going for years but seems wrong
22:00 <Bastardly_One> same with the Bridge Mall Inn building
22:00 <Loof> let me guess he's talking about pubs or sport right?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
22:00 <Loof> cool
23:00 <TheRon> 3the one next to the train station is open again
23:00 <Bastardly_One> which?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> next to the station?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Reids Guesthouse
23:00 <TheRon> 3the old bended elbow
23:00 <simba> sounds like pub  talk 2 me
24:00 <TheRon> 3port adelaide
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that's not next to the station
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean near
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah opened in time for uni O week
25:00 <TheRon> 3close enough
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what amazes me is how many locals don't know how to get around
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed that?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like ask them where a street is or whatever and they've no idea
25:00 <TheRon> 3they don't know how to drive i know that
26:00 <Loof> that's why we have google maps
26:00 <TheRon> 3i caught two taxi's on sat, both indians
26:00 <Loof> got 4G there?
26:00 <simba> did u ask them questions about being indian
27:00 <TheRon> 3no
27:00 <simba> good
27:00 <TheRon> 3i did ask for a curry recipe though
28:00 <TheRon> 3racist?
28:00 <simba> not sure if being serious
28:00 <Serenity> can you stop typing in green
28:00 <AndrewBlt> did he hit the glove box and hand you a recipe
28:00 <stuffz> life, irc. the culture of the internet. "you are only gay if you take it" heteros can nuever be a dung puncher or a poopusher
28:00 <Serenity> its fucking annoying
28:00 <AndrewBlt> im sure he gets asked a lot
28:00 <simba> whos typing in green?
28:00 <AndrewBlt> are you gay stuffz ?
28:00 <Serenity> TheRon is
28:00 <doctor> stuffz is back
28:00 <Bastardly_One> chris and shads could learn from this
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9wJaFl1Ww
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BSOD - This is the Hook (Original Mix) (Mar 26, 2008) 6:01 - Category: Music - 153,511 views - 782 likes (95.8%), 34 dislikes (4.2%)
28:00 <TheRon> 3i reckon once you have a great curry recipe, no need to go get take away
29:00 <simba> o
29:00 <simba> i see no color
29:00 <AndrewBlt> im currently recruiting gays for one of my channels
29:00 <AndrewBlt> i may be interested in you
29:00 <stuffz> i am beyond - i am a fourth dimension hypercube that passes through the 2d heterosexual swquare
29:00 <Serenity> hnngg
29:00 <TheRon> 3green text on st patrick's day makes sense to me
29:00 <AndrewBlt> you are a plunger that cant pass through a sink hole
29:00 <Serenity> well its annoying
30:00 <Serenity> please stop
30:00 <TheRon> 3do i have to?
30:00 <simba> i cant c anything just good old black and white
30:00 <Serenity> yes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sick of squinting tbh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was ignoring it
30:00 <simba> r u guys on mibbit or some shite
30:00 <Serenity> seeming i cant put the colour stripping mode on
30:00 <Serenity> yes you do have to
30:00 <TheRon> party poopers
31:00 <stuffz> heteros will suck a cock ion their knees if they think a pussy is after. but make them kiss the cock after - you break the man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't
31:00 <Bastardly_One> bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!
31:00 <The_Baron> oh god my retinas
31:00 <simba> 4test
31:00 <Loof> stop being random stuffz
31:00 <couleurs> david moyes is a football genius david moyes is a football genius david moyes is a football genius david moyes is a football genius david moyes is a football genius david moyes is a football genius
31:00 <The_Baron> yellow text always kills my eyes
31:00 <Serenity> that was genuinely unpleasant
31:00 <Loof> stick to the topic
31:00 <Serenity> is stuffz the one who puts shit up his bum
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did it in another channel all the time
31:00 <doctor> yes
31:00 <simba> david moyes 10 more years
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and nothing anyone can do as I'm 150 :P
32:00 <Serenity> cool
32:00 <stuffz> i will do anything to not be a heteroseual man
32:00 <stuffz> heterosexual males are slaves to prison sexuality
32:00 <Loof> wtf is he on about?
33:00 <Loof> kill it
33:00 <The_Baron> shit up his own bum?
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <The_Baron> oh like those ppl who put they're turds in a freezer then take it out and use it as a butt plug/dildo?
33:00 <Serenity> i think he used to talk about sticking dongs to his fridge
33:00 <Serenity> and fucking them
33:00 <The_Baron> aparantly it's called repacking
34:00 <stuffz> loof you wasting ur time on the weed mate
34:00 <Loof> 2 days off it
34:00 <Loof> nearly
34:00 <Loof> feeling fine
34:00 <Loof> :)
34:00 <stuffz> lol. i fucken off 3 days cyrstal
34:00 <Loof> nice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hollow ... hollow
34:00 <Loof> stay off it
34:00 <stuffz> i didnt klnow about the plane mate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity knows what I man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mean too
34:00 <simba> oh yeahhhhhhhh stuffz is the gay guy...
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hollow
34:00 <simba> the gay meth addict
35:00 <Loof> interesting
35:00 <stuffz> simba the mountain lion
35:00 <ShadowLurker> most meth addicts are dick takers
35:00 <Shadowgate> stuffz is funny lol
35:00 <doctor> he still likes girls though, just terrified by them
35:00 <stuffz> doctor u r the smartest cunt here i know
35:00 <Loof> stuffz pieter might suck ur dick for meth if you want
35:00 <simba> fried kent
36:00 <couleurs> happy irish day every one
36:00 <TheRon> indeed
36:00 <TheRon> i'm drinking kilkenny
36:00 <TheRon> irish stew for tea
36:00 <TheRon> i'm wearing green
36:00 <simba> why
37:00 <TheRon> it's good to be green
37:00 <doctor> i have a green shirt on covered in sphagetti sauce
37:00 <TheRon> teal, what the fuck is that
37:00 <simba> its like a turqoise green
38:00 <TheRon> it's no good
38:00 <couleurs> i'm wearing non green clothes sorry
38:00 <Serenity> 10 this is teal
38:00 <TheRon> see it's shit
38:00 <simba> 10 THIS. IS. TEAL.
38:00 <simba> i cant see Serenity or TheRon type colors
38:00 <Serenity> ur a faggot
38:00 <couleurs> 13TEAL WITH IT
39:00 <Serenity> you have colours strippe don your code m8
39:00 <Serenity> 9 get a fucking grip
39:00 <simba> yea my codes did fuck up like /s doesnt work i need 2 type /server
39:00 <simba> how do i fix those short cuts
39:00 <couleurs> 13wait, how do i got back to black type help
39:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
39:00 <Serenity> get a new one
39:00 <simba> <TheRon> and we'll never be Royals
39:00 <Serenity> have you tried turning it on and off
39:00 <stuffz> fk
40:00 <Serenity> stuffz
40:00 <TheRon> let's go down to the tennis court....
40:00 <Serenity> hows your fridge dong
40:00 <stuffz> ive gone thru a few
40:00 <stuffz> 9 incher is my latest
40:00 <stuffz> but
40:00 <stuffz> no crystal? no dongs
40:00 <Loof> why in the fridge
40:00 <Loof> ?
40:00 <Serenity> crystal meth?
40:00 <Serenity> not IN the fridge
40:00 <Serenity> ON the fridge
40:00 <stuffz> against the fridghe door
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 5what would you call this? I'm sure it's meant to be brown but it looks like the colour of
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a
41:00 <Bastardly_One> BLOODFART!
41:00 <The_Baron> burgundy
41:00 <Serenity> its maroon
41:00 <TheRon> purple
41:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
41:00 <Serenity> or burgundy
41:00 <TheRon> go qld!!!
41:00 <The_Baron> same thing aye 
41:00 <The_Baron> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Blood fart
41:00 <Serenity> pretty much
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it's new name
41:00 <Serenity> better than a blood sneeze
41:00 <Serenity> that shits hecktik
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
42:00 <TheRon> my uncle ran a paint shop once, we was colourblind
42:00 <The_Baron> my favourite name for a colour is baby shit brown
42:00 <The_Baron> I love how that is a thing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I sneeze rather explosively
42:00 <Serenity> http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-girl-sneeze-period-blood.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *clicks*
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha
42:00 <ShadowLurker> 5BLOOSH
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <Serenity> it happens
42:00 <Serenity> be afraid
43:00 <TheRon> i hate listening to linkin park now, it reminds how shit transformers movies are
43:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r2ZP9WGtFY
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dave Joy- Third Pleasure (Jul 11, 2008) 6:07 - Category: Music - 16,743 views - 95 likes (96%), 4 dislikes (4%)
43:00 <Serenity> hrm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fine cunt!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> leave half way through a pm!
43:00 <Serenity> i got chicken out for dinner but dont have anything planned to do with it..
43:00 <Serenity> hnng
44:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if you see the baron before I do Serenity
44:00 <Loof> mmm chicken
44:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him it's over!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is rude!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of chicken?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like a full one or what?
44:00 <TheRon> nando's?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of things to make with chicken
45:00 <Loof> i just had red rooster
45:00 <TheRon> burrito's?
45:00 <Loof> wish it had of been kfc
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I already know what I'm having when I can be fucked prepearing it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm addicted to blue grenadaire
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and prolly some home made chips as well
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fish dickheads
46:00 <Serenity> kfc is disgusting
46:00 <Loof> i love it
46:00 <Loof> so greasy
46:00 <TheRon> foil butter and herbs with lemon??
46:00 <Bastardly_One> KFC gave Me my awesome gall bladder attack
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I found I had gall stones
46:00 <Bastardly_One> from KFC
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and you betcha TheRon
47:00 <TheRon> best way
47:00 <TheRon> instant sauce
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind just oven baking it battered without anything either
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just like the damn fish ... the end
48:00 <Serenity> aw i thought i had a pic of that
48:00 <Serenity> but it was just garlic n shit
48:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31.0-8/176520_10151063620902331_620963098_o.jpg
48:00 <Loof> NO FOOD PICS!
48:00 <Loof> :P
48:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/12479_10201114362055807_2015629620_n.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nom!
48:00 <Serenity> BUT
48:00 <TheRon> fish in foil on the camp fire is the best
48:00 <Serenity> I have food pics of everything
48:00 <Loof> everything in Serenity's photos is so damn clean
48:00 <Loof> she must clean all day
48:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1458420_10201112299164236_191429915_n.jpg
48:00 <Serenity> clean?
49:00 <Loof> everything looks new
49:00 <Serenity> like my house?
49:00 <Loof> yeah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know why her food pics are so good now though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a pretty schmick camera
49:00 <TheRon> google?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> jelly of it
49:00 <Serenity> most of those are off my phone tbh
49:00 <Serenity> i dont take food pics with my slr
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fairies nuts
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they're very photogenic
50:00 <Serenity> i made curried sausages
50:00 <Serenity> and its not very photogenic
50:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i vote for food link
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, you're not a genius are you?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who could make that look more than poo?
50:00 <Serenity> ill show hang on lol
50:00 <TheRon> boobs??
51:00 <simba> get ya tits out 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it always looks like a turd in a bowl of the runs
51:00 <Serenity> ive only got a pic of it in the pan not with the rice
51:00 <TheRon> footy classified tonight simba?
51:00 <Serenity> but it looks awful
51:00 <TheRon> 360 and on the couch too
51:00 <simba> idk prob not
51:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it looks like turds in a bowl of the runs
51:00 <stuffz> oh god more sleep
52:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> instead of alu foil, banana leaves wrap would have been way better
52:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/tyIcfAN
52:00 <Serenity> looks like vomit
52:00 <Serenity> and poo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, you've been less a pain the arse over last night than I expected though
52:00 <Serenity> all mixed up
52:00 <simba> i want 2 eat that
52:00 <TheRon> thai sausage curry??
52:00 <simba> y would i be a pain in the ass
52:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> curried snagsssss!
52:00 <Serenity> it tastes so good
52:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt call it thai
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually presentable for that stuff IMO
52:00 <Serenity> its got coconut milk
52:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> theyre snags - easy to eat 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it always looks gross
53:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> new chewing, dont need good teeth
53:00 <TheRon> i like snags simple, onion and bread
53:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> new=no*
53:00 <simba> i told u u were just falling for the off season hype as a delusional carlton fan, u werent gonna win
53:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, most winner are for a day or two
53:00 <simba> im not teh gloating type
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... we were going well
53:00 <Bastardly_One> until I jinxed 'em
53:00 <TheRon> port a bit quick?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in the end
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we were winning 1/2 way through the 4th
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and they just pumped the goals in
54:00 <Bastardly_One> to slaughter us
54:00 <simba> nah we destroyed the entire last qtr
54:00 <TheRon> how about gws v sydney
54:00 <TheRon> fuck me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that was hilarious
54:00 <Bastardly_One> buddy who?
54:00 <TheRon> i thought it was great
55:00 <Bastardly_One> all he did was run around and look stupid
55:00 <TheRon> how scary is that gws forward line now
55:00 <TheRon> cameron, patton and boyd
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this week
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll see
55:00 <couleurs> 13https://24.media.tumblr.com/e9af873689c240adb709347dd29f6099/tumblr_n27nv2BAz91supq6po1_500.png
55:00 <Serenity> im still shitty betts is gone
55:00 <Serenity> bunch of cunts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still really really young
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me about it woman
56:00 <stuffz> fk me ded
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my favourite player too
56:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to go for Yarraman
56:00 <TheRon> trade gibbs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck gibbs off
56:00 <stuffz> im a Paper areoplane
56:00 <TheRon> port could use bryce gibbs
56:00 <simba> go fly in teh rain LOL
56:00 <simba> he would be a good sub
57:00 <simba> wouldnt get in da tem 8)
57:00 <TheRon> is the paper plane malaysian, we could lose it
58:00 <TheRon> gibbs couldn't break into the geelong team
58:00 <simba> the 4 newest teams knocked off 3 victorian kents and the swan kents
58:00 <TheRon> richmond always loses to gc
58:00 <TheRon> i tipped freo
58:00 <TheRon> and port
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're lucky Serenity isn't as sore a loser as I am
59:00 <simba> me 2 and suns
59:00 <stuffz> i wish i waz ded im fkd in d hed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not liking this conversation :P
59:00 <TheRon> geelong on thurs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> safe icercide ... don't share razor blades
59:00 <TheRon> coin flip on fri night
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *ircercide
00:00 <Serenity> i dont get worked up about football
00:00 <Serenity> and i dont like to be a sore loser
00:00 <TheRon> GO CATS!!!
00:00 <TheRon> i find collingwood losing funny
00:00 <Excessive> if u have open eyes
00:00 <simba> go kets just for this round
00:00 <Bastardly_One> poof Loof ... he must be biting his tongue after the other night
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Excessive> u may see the world in a different way
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed how many times he's joined and left
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that shits me
01:00 <simba> i think its cos Lan comes into the room
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I don't talk to TheROn
01:00 <simba> thats y he bails
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he just ... goes
01:00 <Excessive> u see as it really is
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes simba
01:00 <simba> theron usually leaves when he realises hes drunk enough to say something silly
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but Serenity and I copped a huge arse rant
01:00 <Bastardly_One> about how boring we all are
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and all we talk about is sport, cats or food
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and assorted other pleasantries
02:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1901876_10201114381616296_1950896391_n.jpg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... seems I did more good than I thought
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit shocked ... time will tell
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but who the fuck would listen to me?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof apparently
03:00 <simba> yea but he depends on irc he stares at it waiting for it to entertain him, cant take his venting too seriously
03:00 <simba> he admitted he just stares at it waiting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you had to be there I think
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty much directed at Serenity and Maurice
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and Me trying to defend "normal"
04:00 <Serenity> yes well like i told him if you're bored with chat. start talking about shit you're interested in
04:00 <Serenity> or go somewhere else
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... chat ... exactly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> initiate
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can only get silence at the worst
05:00 <Serenity> or being told to stfu
05:00 <couleurs> 13teh silence of TheRons
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://miantanveer.com/the-most-extremely-modified-people-ever
05:00 <Bastardly_One> check the cat guy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I ignored the stfu line :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a doco with him in it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not right in the head
06:00 <couleurs> 13Good Find !
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
07:00 <Serenity> http://c2.likes-media.com/img/7b0e61b3790c183925f311d924fbc0f5.600x.jpg <- b1 irl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Rico had to be there didn't he?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what is so good about Rico?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the zombie dude
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a shocker
07:00 <simba> is that bi centential man
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> good retort
08:00 <simba> thanks Bastardly_One
08:00 <simba> i was hoping someone would say that
08:00 <simba> phew
08:00 <Bastardly_One> The Leopard Man: Tom Leppard
08:00 <Bastardly_One> is who it is
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she's clicking fast
09:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of Lucky Diamond Rich
09:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he's australian
09:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a funky troll
10:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a short gallery
10:00 <Bastardly_One> http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/200-million-years-old-dinosaur-egg-hatches-in-berlin-museum/
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... hence it's not been all over the news right?
12:00 <simba> those klever krauts
12:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I do the right thing and go here to check
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.hoax-slayer.com/dinosaur-egg-hatches-museum-hoax.shtml
21:00 <ooomp> Rak
22:00 <Rak> ooomp
22:00 <ooomp> Happy let's get drunk day
22:00 <ooomp> Its also a Monday
22:00 <Rak> oh shit o forgot to celebrate
22:00 <ooomp> Which I believe you like
22:00 <Rak> no one likes mindays
22:00 <ooomp> And you failed you celebrate
23:00 <Rak> it's not too late
23:00 <ooomp> I like Mondays
23:00 <Rak> i shall have a quiet beverage
23:00 <ooomp> Mondays are awesome
23:00 <Rak> scientists have unequivocally proven they are not
24:00 <ooomp> This is why we cannot be close friends
24:00 <Rak> i thought it was your constant yearning for me that stood in the way
25:00 <ooomp> That it was not
26:00 <Rak> so your constant yearning isn't in the way
26:00 <Rak> duly noted :)
26:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> http://www.theage.com.au/executive-style/style/the-best-places-to-buy-mens-shoes-20140317-34wna.html
26:00 <ooomp> In my text file
26:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i dont see anything i fancied
27:00 <nige> I want to be an airborne ranger
27:00 <Rak> it must be a spreadsheet by now
27:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i probably only want to be emprorer of some provincial planet
28:00 <simba> ooomp welcome back 2 yesterdays chat network
28:00 <ooomp> Possibly. With very complex formulas
28:00 <ooomp> Thank you simba
28:00 <Rak> and pie charts
29:00 <Rak> everyone loves pie charts
29:00 <ooomp> Pivot tables?
29:00 <Rak> oh you know me so well
31:00 <ooomp> I'm working off memory of the text file that was
31:00 <Rak> lest we forget
31:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> this looks nice: http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/cook/aggregate/weekly-meal-planner-20140314-34rk1.html
32:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i gonna bookmark it
32:00 <ooomp> Already forgotten
33:00 <nige> I hate pie charts.
33:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> no1 came to take class at my #VillainsAcademy today
33:00 <Rak> ok this is what i have for st paddy's day - http://www.eurodrinks.com.au/vana-tallinn-heritage-500ml/
34:00 <ooomp> Wadtefult
34:00 <ooomp> Wasteful*
34:00 <Rak> how so?
34:00 <nige> Hey Nikky.
34:00 <nige> Long time, no see.
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey nige
34:00 <Nikky`> It is?
34:00 <nige> I think so.
35:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
35:00 <ooomp> Cheap alcohol works
35:00 <Nikky`> Lets just say yes, ltns
35:00 <Nikky`> for bad hangovers ooomp? yes it does
35:00 <Rak> life's too short for cheap alcohol
35:00 <ooomp> Life's too short for irc
36:00 <ooomp> What's your point Rak
36:00 <Rak> i don't need to drink cheap alcohol
36:00 <ooomp> Standard Newtown mentality
37:00 <Nikky`> I don't need to drink alcohol
37:00 <Nikky`> How awesome I am
37:00 <doctor> cheap alcohol is great
37:00 <doctor> you develop a taste for it
37:00 <ooomp> Loof, how's Bill?
38:00 <doctor> well, not really a taste for it, you just realise that drinking for taste is pointless when you're just looking to get drunk
38:00 <Nikky`> I'm never looking to get drunk
38:00 <ooomp> I do occasionally
39:00 <Loof> yeah fuck grog
39:00 <doctor> you are a good sober woman Nikky`
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
39:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i cant go near cheap alco
39:00 <Nikky`> I usually have things to do on weekends so no time for hangovers
39:00 <Nikky`> I am doctor - I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm
39:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> it depresses me
39:00 <nige> You're a doctor?
40:00 <Loof> no he just says that to get women :P
40:00 <nige> You know how to pick up a hot doctor?
40:00 <nige> You say...
40:00 <Rak> by the handle
40:00 <mr_ducati> i use mirc
41:00 <ooomp> The handle,
41:00 <nige> Can you treat osteoporosis? Because I have a serious bone condition.
41:00 <nige> Don't use it on the male doctors.
41:00 <nige> That's fucked up.
41:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u tried stem cells?
41:00 <Nikky`> Not for all men
41:00 <doctor> I'm a cold male doctor so that wouldn't work on me
41:00 <doctor> a hot female doctor might be different
41:00 <nige> How about...
42:00 <doctor> nope, nothing
42:00 <Nikky`> mouth organ
42:00 <nige> My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.
43:00 <nige> Mouth organ :D
43:00 <nige> I have one of those.
43:00 <nige> You wanna play it Nikky?
44:00 <Nikky`> Depends what tunes it plays
44:00 <Loof> it only plays Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
45:00 <Nikky`> ooh god, i'll pass then
45:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Loof> I'm gonna fart, i'm really gonna fart, i just dont think you understand. that if i really fart, a putrid stinky fart. it might stink so much it kills you man
55:00 <couleurs> k
55:00 <Loof> talk cunts
56:00 <Loof> :P
56:00 <Nikky`> NO
56:00 <Nikky`> U
56:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH5faY_B0XQ
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kim Wilde : You keep me hangin' on (Oct 29, 2011) 4:07 - Category: Music - 15,435 views - 51 likes (98.1%), 1 dislikes (1.9%)
00:00 <couleurs> sluty!!!!!
01:00 <Nikky`> mcslutty slut slut
10:00 <couleurs> Pics
12:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> BlackDevil <--- man slut
12:00 <simba> nobody cares about u or BlackDevil u bloodey american scum
13:00 <Rak> a man slut on irc?!?!? inconceivable!
13:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> lets face it simba u care alot
13:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> ur rage says it
13:00 <simba> shut up 
15:00 <simba> next time u wanna type a line on austnet just remember... "shut up"
20:00 <Loof> hi Lumeah :)
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> run out of things to watch...
20:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/beethoven-movement.htm
20:00 <Lumeah> hi Loof
20:00 <Loof> hows u?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen pieter pieter
21:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 13 hours 6 minutes ago (17.03. 06:14) stating "EOF from client" after spending 10 hours 27 minutes there.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> says will do something
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt do it.
21:00 <Loof> hey bro :)
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey bro
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fkn
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i asked my clan, n too bad only had trial codes
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sayin
22:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> put me 3 months gold
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> put it in on thurs for them
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> extra ten for doin it
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> n cunts went all out but only had trial codes
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
23:00 <ooomp> Fail
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not fail
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a big community
23:00 <ooomp> Sounds like fail
23:00 <Loof> Oh Pieter [20:47] <@simba> You came and you sold me a TV [20:47] <@simba> but it didnt even work... Oh Pieter
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl help ppl
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> just uno
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be mean K!
23:00 <ooomp> So.. fail. 
24:00 <ooomp> I mean we can dress it up anyway
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so really trying to annoy me?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks K
24:00 <ooomp> I'm just being factual J
24:00 <ooomp> Seriously :)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess 3 days isnt much
25:00 <ooomp> That's the spirit
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to have a James Squire.
25:00 <Loof> nice
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> since my mate left some here
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd bro
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <Loof> got a 5 killstreak yesterday for the first time :)
25:00 <Loof> felt so good
25:00 <ooomp> O.o
26:00 <Lumeah> i was after a hello.. lol . 
26:00 <Loof> wish i had second assault
26:00 <Lumeah> but im not dissing that lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hullo
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5 on bf4?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK YEAH
28:00 <Loof> yeah
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit can be so fkn hard to do bro
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
29:00 <Loof> was lucky
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was using ump
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb bro
29:00 <Loof> k
29:00 <Lumeah> hey ITaL^GuY
30:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
30:00 <Nikky`> ooh look its ITaL^GuY
30:00 <Nikky`> Hey frayedknot :o)
31:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky`
31:00 <frayedknot> evening Nikky`, how's it going?
31:00 <Nikky`> Hey ITaL^GuY :o)
31:00 <Nikky`> Its going ok, your going?
31:00 <frayedknot> i'm going okay too
31:00 <Loof> ok isn't good enough, I WANT YOU TO FEEL GREAT!
31:00 <Nikky`> excellent
32:00 <Nikky`> OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Nikky`> Such a pushy prick
33:00 <Loof> who doesn't love Nikky` ? name one person, i bet #melbourne cant
34:00 <Nikky`> lol I am sure there is plenty
34:00 <Loof> they should make a show "everybody loves nicky"
34:00 <xm> Nikky` is the female equivalent of doctor
34:00 <xm> basically no enemies and well-liked
34:00 <Nikky`> well shucks
34:00 <Loof> agreed xm
35:00 <xm> but there's probably a weak spot somewhere
35:00 <xm> probably sports?
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah sports is one - I go to gym but even then its a struggle
35:00 <xm> i just vaguely remember you going to some AFL game
35:00 <xm> or talking about it
35:00 <xm> this was some time ago
35:00 <Loof> was it with TheRon?
36:00 <Nikky`> I went to a game two years ago
36:00 <phlick> hi nikky
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey phlick
38:00 <Loof> do you know phlick Nikky` ?
38:00 <Nikky`> No
38:00 <Nikky`> Should I?
38:00 <Loof> ever seen him before?
38:00 <Loof> on irc?
39:00 <Nikky`> Only on irc
39:00 <Nikky`> Hey Liinda
39:00 <Loof> so you know him on irc?
39:00 <Liinda> hai Nikky` xx
39:00 <Liinda> heys loofness
39:00 <Nikky`> Not know know
39:00 <Loof> ah
39:00 <Nikky`> only seen on irc
39:00 <Loof> so he's just some random saying hi to the first female nick he sees trying to get lucky
39:00 <Loof> got it
39:00 <Nikky`> lol nooooo
39:00 <Nikky`> I have talked to him before in channel, as in hi
39:00 <Loof> ah cool
39:00 <Loof> ok
40:00 <Nikky`> so wasn't random random 
40:00 <Loof> how's u Liinda?
40:00 <Nikky`> you know what I mean
40:00 <Loof> cool
40:00 <Liinda> good thanks Loof hows u
40:00 <Loof> awesome
40:00 <Loof> i'm really good thanks :)
41:00 <Nikky`> I want more than really good thank you - I DEMAND IT
41:00 <Loof> LOL!
41:00 <Loof> god you're adorable Nikky` 
41:00 <Nikky`> :P
41:00 <Liinda> haha
42:00 <{LeE}> Loof Nikky`
42:00 <Liinda> hi pie eater
42:00 <{LeE}> ellllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
42:00 <Loof> hey {LeE} 
42:00 <Loof> Oh Pieter [20:47] <@simba> You came and you sold me a TV [20:47] <@simba> but it didnt even work... Oh Pieter
42:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lee
43:00 <{LeE}> who wants a cold that wont fuck off put ur hand up
43:00 <Nikky`> na
43:00 <simba> why r u pasting that Loof
43:00 <{LeE}> i'll blow my germs into a bottle n send em to ya
43:00 <Loof> it's hillarious
43:00 <Loof> and clever
43:00 <xm> And your drug dealer came around and he beat ya...now you're bed-ridden and pissin through a catheter
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> i wonder how that TV is doing right now
44:00 <Loof> he just ripped pandas off
44:00 <xm> what's this?
44:00 <Loof> gave him trial codes instead of real games
44:00 <xm> this is kinda like Predator vs Alien
44:00 <xm> oh my
45:00 <simba> really
45:00 <simba> panda bought something off pieter? lmao
45:00 <Loof> didn't get the whole story properly, pandas was pretty upset
46:00 <xm> it could be as simple as Pieter being Pieter and not communicating properly
46:00 <xm> or even believing the trial codes were for real games
46:00 <xm> or he bought it off someone else and passed it on without ever checking
46:00 <xm> i dont play those consoles so i dont know how they work, but anyway. funny still
46:00 <Loof> think it was a swap for some xbox gold time or some shit
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wadda dang, wadda da dang!
47:00 <Loof> did pieter pay you back pandas?
47:00 <Loof> for the trial games?
47:00 <xm> take Pieter to consumer affairs PandasDontDrive 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Motherfuckers be drivin' me up the wall, hopinz that I'll fall but they can suck my ballz!"
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
47:00 <Liinda> hi panadols
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
47:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
47:00 <xm> and if that fails, the other affair -- a current affair
47:00 <Liinda> hows u couleurs
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> are we arguing again?
48:00 <xm> and give us all a shout out on TV
48:00 <Loof> no
48:00 <couleurs> tired... n u?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> confusion
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> xm
48:00 <Liinda> yeah somewhat the samw
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
48:00 <Liinda> same
48:00 <Loof> just did pieter rip you off?
48:00 <Loof> we're wondering
48:00 <Loof> bro?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't appreciate for one moment that you think I've the perception of a child
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> new born
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fuck off untill you can be nice to me.
49:00 <couleurs> let's be tired together
49:00 <Liinda> deal.
49:00 <xm> i am nice to you. im telling you to take it all the way to consumer affairs
49:00 <xm> Pieter has to pay
49:00 <stuffz> pieteer will lmow what im talking abiuyt when i pissed many times in a plastic cup asnd saw some real brown piss
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't fuck with me dude
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in the mood.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay?
50:00 <Liinda> what was that for partay! :(
50:00 <simba> wtf is going on
50:00 <xm> you shouldnt leave it up for interpretation that there's a mood where i can fuck with you
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> rhetoric.
50:00 <simba> Loof was just asking if pieter sold you some fake shit panda calm down man
50:00 <Liinda> i dunno simba
50:00 <simba> did u buy shit off him ??
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wasn't reading
50:00 <xm> no one was actually being nasty
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was talking to my x and ooomp
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hardly scroll this shit
51:00 <stuffz> shut ya fkn noggins cunt
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and anyway
51:00 <simba> i think hes just trying to avoid answering the thing about pieter lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pieter was legit about some codes
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> but obvs
51:00 <ooomp> Somehow I always get involved
51:00 <xm> haha yes
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's too fucked up
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> to fucking bother
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> least I had clan members tryin' but were only trials
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck pieter.
51:00 <Loof> i'll kill him for you bro
52:00 <Loof> if you want
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry for being mean
52:00 <Liinda> i honestly dont know why people take things personally on here lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> chattin someone, I'm not coming back in a chan to scroll up.
52:00 <stuffz> ashut yuer fkn n0gginz
52:00 <xm> PandasDontDrive: dont worry. he jailbroke the iOS. he can generate heaps of legit codes for you
52:00 <Nikky`> Night Night
52:00 <Liinda> night Nikky` xx
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> He did a lot of shit he didn't do.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
52:00 <Nikky`> Or give you a pineapple
52:00 <xm> night Nikky` (i saw her first)
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <couleurs> i love it when the children fight!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <couleurs> popcorn.gif
52:00 <Loof> Pienapple juice
52:00 <stuffz> tell pieter i knopw the smell of deep bropwn piss
53:00 <Liinda> lol
53:00 <Liinda> haha gross
53:00 <Loof> did you guys here how he recycles Pienapple juice?
53:00 <Nikky`> xxx
53:00 <xm> no?
53:00 <Liinda> i dont wanna know
54:00 <Loof> he was bragging that he gets 5 times the juice out of a tin of pineapple by refilling the water over and over
54:00 <Loof> junky tip $105
54:00 <Loof> #105
54:00 <stuffz> i know the fukn smell of the bedsheetz a tweaker has been speninbg his time on
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp can be so mean
54:00 <Loof> ooomp voted for abbott
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> In a head fuck way
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
54:00 <stuffz> loof smell a fkn tweakers duna cunt. smell a tweakers duna
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'i wana talk to u
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> but my period never ends'
55:00 <Loof> stuffz i know methheads stink
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure someone will copy paste that
55:00 <Loof> everyone knows that
55:00 <xm> [17:53:16] 18<Loof> he was bragging that he gets 5 times the juice out of a tin of pineapple by refilling the water over and over
55:00 <xm> [17:53:23] 18<Loof> junky tip $105
55:00 <xm> lol
55:00 <Liinda> interesting conversaqtion.
55:00 <Liinda> -q
55:00 <xm> Loof: it's like homoeopathy for pineapple allergies
55:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Loof> sorry if we're not amusing you Liinda :P
56:00 <Liinda> You should be Loof
56:00 <xm> all girls are mean and crazy panda
56:00 <Liinda> oi xm
56:00 <Liinda> im not
56:00 <Liinda> oh wait
56:00 <Liinda> im not a girlllllllllllllll
56:00 <xm> that's a very, very aggressive 'oi'
56:00 <xm> better put on my IRC helmet
56:00 <xm> this girl is dangerous
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRONSON
57:00 <Liinda> dont be licking windows xm
57:00 <Liinda> :P
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you like that movie xm?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tom Hardy.
57:00 <xm> nothing wrong with licking windows if you're living in side willy wonka's chocolate factory
58:00 <xm> inside*
58:00 <xm> havent even heard of it PandasDontDrive 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
58:00 <xm> although i like Tom Hardy
58:00 <Liinda> xm good point, if you dont lick where someone else has licked before
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll find you the trailer
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> befoe I watch it.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh shut up
59:00 <Loof> Liinda have you licked someone where nobody has licked before?
59:00 <Loof> ever?
59:00 <Liinda> showers and soap in between licks doesnt count
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Liinda> hai Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he wants to know if you lick arses
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
59:00 <xm> stuffz -- this is your moment to shine
00:00 <xm> your area of expertise
00:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> still cant see Linas chattin
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S :( :( :/
00:00 <Liinda> :( panadols
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how's ... shit ... no pun intended :P
00:00 <xm> i remember one of my first IRC puns without even realising it
00:00 <Liinda> can someone tell panadols that i can see him type. maybe he has me on iggy or something
00:00 <xm> when i told people in a channel their brown colours were crap
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> zm
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> xm* sorry
00:00 <xm> well not a pun
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> You should like this
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was before DKRising
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XzmR6Pmmgw
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bronson The Movie Official Trailer [HD] (Jan 16, 2009) 2:07 - Category: Entertainment - 370,593 views - 490 likes (97.4%), 13 dislikes (2.6%)
01:00 <Liinda> lol xm
01:00 <xm> i'll look at the synopsis first
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't worry
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> the trailer doesn't give it away
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> not that sort of film.
01:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
01:00 <Liinda> Shadowgate =)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't spoil it with the synopsis.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> trust me.
01:00 <Shadowgate> hi liinda lol
01:00 <Liinda> hehe
01:00 <xm> [17:59:44] 18<Liinda> can someone tell pandasdontdrive that i can see him type. im actually watching him from outside his bedroom window. maybe he has me on iggy or something. dont want to freak him out though
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well, at least a man can exercise if he gets too fat, but, I've got news for you ... your face will always look like that. Turn off the lights before I take a ride, you don't seem to have a good side
02:00 <Liinda> lol xm, perfect translation
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *sets fire to the tree*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and hotter
03:00 <Bastardly_One> very
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on fucking fire DUH
03:00 <xm> i couldnt even recognise him in the poster PandasDontDrive 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> we should fuck.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> brat
03:00 <DemonsRun> Jamie
03:00 <Liinda> *in
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the deal with my name of late?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
03:00 <Loof> mmm burning trees
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I saves you first
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *saved
04:00 <Liinda> ohhh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanted to set fire to the tree in the hope that the house catches fire too
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I like fire ... *nods*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't joke about fire ... have had two house fires
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not fun
05:00 <Liinda> slowly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh come now! I might be a sociopath
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm pretty loveable ;)
05:00 <Liinda> lol
05:00 <doctor> i prefer a more intimate approach and use a sledge hammer
05:00 <Loof> hands off B1 Liinda, he's MINE!
06:00 <doctor> that way, you test your physical and mental endurance
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... TheBaron might question that Loof :P
06:00 <couleurs> http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznlp61yLT1qendxpo1_500.gif
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Loof> that's ok we can share
06:00 <Liinda> lol gayness
06:00 <Loof> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sharing Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm greedy like that
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you mean me
07:00 <Liinda> LOL couleurs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm expensive
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hourly rate too
07:00 <Liinda> lol
07:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One has double standards. wont share me but sell himself like a pro.
07:00 <Liinda> wb ITaL^GuY
08:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, I laughed more at that than I should
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be tired
08:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Liinda
08:00 <Liinda> i laughed at it cos the duck is fucking funny
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I have to keep you somehow liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda
08:00 <Liinda> ducking funny
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you italian women are expensive
08:00 <Liinda> i belong to....
08:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
08:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY sorta has first dibs
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> yay what did i win?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking wogs "keeping it in the family"
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol
09:00 <Liinda> ME!
09:00 <Liinda> =P
09:00 <xm> i like it how all the Italian words used for reading music can also be used for seduction
09:00 <Bastardly_One> become a templestowe italian
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> woohoo
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> for Bastardly_One
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> love
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pandas
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll go out with any skippy ever
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1970463_700960039955869_1517230330_n.jpg
09:00 <Liinda> xm, piano piano piano FORTE FORTE FORTE
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> r o f l
09:00 <xm> exactly Liinda 
09:00 <Liinda> xm i know my shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Pandas
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> thats wat Liinda screams, forte frte forte
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fucked
10:00 <Liinda> and i scream.. ohhh jesuuuuu
10:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1002665_10202964146218931_552983257_n.jpg
10:00 <Liinda> DOODLE
10:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda ^_^
10:00 <Liinda> hehe
10:00 <Liinda> hows u mister
10:00 <Doodle> fucking great
10:00 <Bastardly_One> geez you're a tart
10:00 <Doodle> you?
11:00 <Doodle> dont call Liinda that Bastardly_One
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Liinda> wait
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd you know i meant you?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I did though
11:00 <Liinda> what KIND of tart?
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Doodle> jam tart
11:00 <Liinda> mmm
11:00 <xm> although with a artistic licence you could use "volti subito" to mean "turn over bitch"
11:00 <Loof> retart
11:00 <xm> a bit of*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ jam tart
11:00 <Liinda> Doodle, wanna jam?
11:00 <Doodle> ;)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gross
11:00 <Doodle> you know it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was meant to take it that way right?
11:00 <Doodle> yes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Doodle> how else
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin'
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm elderly remember
12:00 <Liinda> ok, i have a serious dilemma
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
12:00 <Liinda> 1 have:
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we ask dumb questions
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think that pic turned me queermo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
12:00 <Liinda> 1 bucked of M&M crispy freckled eggs....
13:00 <Doodle> turned?
13:00 <Liinda> and a cadbury easter bunny...
13:00 <Liinda> which one do i eat?
13:00 <Doodle> i have a cadbury easter egg sitting right next to me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the bunny
13:00 <ITaL^GuY> bunny
13:00 <Doodle> that i am about to eat
13:00 <Doodle> cos i am a fat pig
13:00 <Liinda> oooh Doodle twinsies
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> you're a fat pig too?
13:00 <Liinda> oink mother fuckerrrrr
14:00 <Doodle> can you squeal like a pig? ;)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine how horrid it must be at easter if you hate chocolate?
14:00 <Liinda> if you pull my tail
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know two freaks that do
14:00 <Loof> i hate chocolate
14:00 <Bastardly_One> freak
14:00 <Doodle> oer
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 ow
14:00 <Liinda> i know someone who cant eat chocolate.. well, can eat carob
14:00 <Bastardly_One> diabetic?
14:00 <Liinda> but thats not the same
15:00 <Liinda> cant have gluten or dairy
15:00 <Loof> sugar is worse than drugs imo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't stop my stupid mother but let's not go there
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah IBS?
15:00 <xm> it seems those people who are allergic to the really obscure things have an entire syndrome where they're allergic to 100000 other things too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like space^angel that used to chat here
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she had that
15:00 <Liinda> he's a silly yak
15:00 <Doodle> theres no such thing as food allergies its just weakness
15:00 <xm> it's generally an immune system problem
16:00 <Doodle> ^^
16:00 <Liinda> since birth
16:00 <Liinda> one thin slither of choc send him running
16:00 <Loof> there's a part of the brain that is only used by weed and chocoloate
16:00 <Loof> for some reason
16:00 <xm> kids should be raised believing that they're allergic to chocolate and candy to ensure they'd be healthy for life
17:00 <xm> but then they're going to kill you when they find out they're not
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not all in your immune system
17:00 <xm> and taste the joy of heaven
17:00 <simba> allergic 2 sugar would be a quick way to make people normal again
17:00 <Doodle> its WEAKNESS
17:00 <Doodle> i wish i was allergic to sugar
17:00 <Liinda> yeah but after not having choc all their lives, they'll go sick on it and their bodies wont know how to digest it so they will get sick.
17:00 <Doodle> but then again what do you eat
17:00 <Loof> some kids are just sickly defects
17:00 <Loof> and should be allowed to grow up and breed
18:00 <xm> chocolate, gluten, sugar, peanuts ... when my interviewer asks me what are some of my weaknesses
18:00 <Liinda> coffee
18:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
18:00 <Loof> i would never give up coffee
18:00 <simba> coffee is a killer drug
18:00 <Loof> ever
18:00 <Shadowgate> Loof makes people laugh lol
18:00 <simba> u gotta give up the coffee n maccas
18:00 <Liinda> ive been drinking espresso since i was a kid
19:00 <Liinda> i dont have maccas
19:00 <xm> i remember this episode of wife swap, or whatever those shows are, where these kids who had never had fast food before finally got a taste...next day they couldnt get up at all
19:00 <Loof> italians
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the taste of coffee ... love the smell ... drink a lot of tea though
19:00 <Liinda> xm, yeah thats pretty bad the effects bad food has
19:00 <xm> i quit coffee a long time ago. just tea for me
19:00 <Loof> i dont think fast food is bad for you, we've been eating cholesterol since time began
20:00 <Loof> and maccas burgers are just pure beef
20:00 <Loof> the mcnuggets aren't made from pink goo
20:00 <simba> u need to stop thinking that then
20:00 <simba> if u dont think its bad 4 u
20:00 <simba> start thinking the other thing and go from there
21:00 <simba> i remember how eating bad makes you feel like a piece of shit
21:00 <simba> u r wat u eat 
21:00 <mattyd> thas y simba is a cunt ha ha ha haa
21:00 <doctor> who?
21:00 <Liinda> i will not stop coffee
21:00 <Loof> only the sugar in the buns is bad imo
21:00 <Liinda> he eat cunts
21:00 <simba> < Cunt_Eater
21:00 <Liinda> lol
21:00 <Doodle> the benefits of coffee drinking outweigh the cons imo
22:00 <mattyd> CuntHater69
22:00 <Liinda> coffee makes me sleepy
22:00 <Doodle> coffee makes me toey
22:00 <mattyd> coffee makes me heart go 2 fast
22:00 <mattyd> get anxious n dizzy if i have 2 much
22:00 <doctor> it's alright in the morning i find
22:00 <Loof> it prevents skin cancer
22:00 <doctor> in the afternoon it makes me ill
22:00 <Loof> aparently
23:00 <mattyd> yea after a meal it goes good
23:00 <mattyd> no milk or sugar or nuffin
23:00 <Liinda> wanna have coffee one time Doodle?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink 3 ltrs of coke a day just about
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so caffiene has no effect on me
23:00 <Doodle> together?
23:00 <Doodle> in the same place?
24:00 <Liinda> yeah
24:00 <Liinda> i'll get sleepy...
24:00 <Liinda> you'llget toey...
24:00 <Liinda> i'll sleep while u wank
24:00 <Loof> so both of you can go straight to bed
24:00 <Doodle> oh
24:00 <Doodle> right
24:00 <Liinda> lol :P
24:00 <Doodle> :P
24:00 <Loof> Doodle gets all the women :(
25:00 <Doodle> not rly
25:00 <Doodle> nobody ever actually comes over and does me
25:00 <Loof> wish i was johninja, he does well
25:00 <Liinda> when will u invite me 
25:00 <Doodle> its an open invitation
26:00 <Liinda> awesome
26:00 <Liinda> get the coffee started
26:00 <xm> Loof: best way to seduce women on here is to paste source code from the latest stuff you're workin on in their PMs
26:00 <Doodle> omnomnom
26:00 <Doodle> looool
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Liinda> lol xm
27:00 <mattyd> fuk yea
27:00 <Liinda> ive never had xm send me source code :/
27:00 <xm> NOP
27:00 <xm> there you go
27:00 <xm> (assembly language)
27:00 <Liinda> he's scared i'll be smart enough to work it out and steal his work
28:00 <Bastardly_One> <head> yes please </head>
28:00 <Liinda> Nice Oblong Penis?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's header ... My bad
28:00 <Loof> no it's head
28:00 <Doodle> oblong
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> wtf
28:00 <Liinda> its all i could think of that second
28:00 <Loof> wait is it header
29:00 <Liinda> Nipples On Penis
29:00 <Doodle> brb rooster attack
29:00 <Loof> dreamweaver always does the skeleton for me
29:00 <Liinda> cock ur doodle doo
29:00 <xm> just HEAD
29:00 <Liinda> brb, gonna get the chocolate bunny
29:00 <Loof> cheers xm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yah you shouldn't read the code in Dreamweaver
29:00 <Bastardly_One> makes you slack as fuck
30:00 <Loof> yep
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean you should do it yourself
30:00 <xm> actually there might be a HEADER in HTML5 now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... hey I'm lazy
30:00 <xm> if i remember correctly
30:00 <Loof> yeah there is a <header> tag
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucked header mole
30:00 <Loof> i think
30:00 <xm> yeah there is
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' too
30:00 <xm> but i never use it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there is damn ya
30:00 <Loof> only one i use is <article>
31:00 <xm> the only HTML5 stuff ive done is with the canvas
31:00 <Bastardly_One> <header> You suck </header> <title>what a load of bollocks this page is </title>
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I still code by hand
31:00 <Loof> <head> You suck </head> *
32:00 <xm> i use Sublime Text at the moment
32:00 <Bastardly_One> <header> You suck </header> <title>what a load of bollocks this page is </title>
32:00 <xm> it's pretty good
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in this case
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all right
32:00 <Bastardly_One> go to ww3.com
32:00 <xm> it does this cool thing where at the far right you get to see the entire source code from a 'forest' level and can scroll up and down
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and prove I'm right
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or webmonkey
32:00 <xm> after a while you 'see' the shape of your code
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and prove I'm right :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, sounds purdy and fun xm
33:00 <xm> TITLE tag has to be embedded inside HEAD though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
33:00 <xm> HEADER is something else
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
33:00 <xm> they're not interchangeable
33:00 <Bastardly_One> go look on ww3 for me
33:00 <xm> for web dev i like Sublime Text
34:00 <Bastardly_One> while I go for a pee
34:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom choclate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but go find out for me
34:00 <xm> but if i were doing design then i'd go DW
34:00 <Doodle> lol i was about to ask Liinda
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know too
34:00 <Loof> i think those new html5 tags they made xm?
34:00 <Doodle> is the bunny still at the shop
34:00 <Loof> the name for them
34:00 <Liinda> lol nawh it was in the other room
34:00 <Loof> just new html5 tage maybe
34:00 <Loof> tags*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_header.asp
35:00 <Bastardly_One> <header> tag is supported in Internet Explorer 9+, Firefox, Opera, Chrome, and Safari.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> say sorry!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as if tell me I dunno htlm5 ... unfortunately
35:00 <Loof> yeah but it's not used there b1
36:00 <Loof> you cant use it instead of <head>
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no
36:00 <Loof> try it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> alright ... no
36:00 <Liinda> you guys still going on about this head thing?
36:00 <Liinda> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... confusion
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like you know
36:00 <Loof> more interesting than candy
36:00 <Loof> imo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> DW makes you lazy
36:00 <xm> that's because those browsers adhere to the HTML5 standard now
36:00 <Liinda> not a fan of candy
36:00 <xm> there are different HTML versions
36:00 <Loof> sugary shit then
37:00 <Loof> sweets
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there sure are and we were arguing over my placement of <header>
37:00 <Bastardly_One> coders are the worst nerds
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we never shut up until it's right
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're entirely correct
37:00 <xm> im not sure what you mean?
38:00 <xm> that page just shows the HEADER tag used correctly
38:00 <couleurs> what's an HTML
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marcy Playground - Sex & Candy.mp3 (2.62MB 128kbps Stereo 2:51)
38:00 <xm> whereas TITLE is restricted to HEAD
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was showing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you were both right
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Jeez
39:00 <Liinda> couleurs its a Homo Tranny Manwhore Lesbian
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old and got myself mixed up
39:00 <Loof> i confuse, lets change the subject
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is he?
39:00 <Loof> and ur hihg :P
39:00 <Loof> high*
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
39:00 <Bastardly_One> soon
39:00 <Loof> cool :)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hungry
39:00 <Loof> i wont
39:00 <Loof> i'm mental
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't think when distracted
39:00 <Loof> cant handle drugs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs ... give it a rest
40:00 <Liinda> The_Baron!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you just need to calm a bit
40:00 <couleurs> how to meet ladies
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not go excessive
40:00 <Loof> who b1?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you
40:00 <Loof> what!
40:00 <Liinda> 1) not online
40:00 <The_Baron> hallo all
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think giving up is the only way you'll be able to moderate
40:00 <Loof> i'm not become self righteous just because i've quit, dont worry
40:00 <Doodle> [21:40] <Liinda> 1) not online
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Loof> i still love stoners
40:00 <Doodle> amen
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm glad I kicked ya up the bum
41:00 <Liinda> 2) which means, a girl in a networked game doesn't mean its a she
41:00 <Doodle> thats where the crazies like Liinda hang out
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and I are watching boyo!
41:00 <Liinda> Erp
41:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
41:00 <Loof> cool
41:00 <Doodle> SEE
41:00 <Liinda> its the sugar i tells ya
41:00 <Serenity> what am i watched
41:00 <Serenity> shut up im old
41:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to batter My fish ... reow!
41:00 <The_Baron> fuck up ur old
41:00 <couleurs> https://24.media.tumblr.com/0b228207d9d663c31758558cc47469fc/tumblr_n2cotd6leU1ro8ysbo1_500.gif
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucked
41:00 <Doodle> lol fuck off old
41:00 <couleurs> me impressing Liinda 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oi fuck up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have rights on the old thing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're watching Loof
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and his progress
42:00 <Liinda> lmfao couleurs
42:00 <Liinda> i wish that had sound
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was serious about somewhere to crash for a bit
42:00 <Loof> die couleurs you illiterate tard
42:00 <Liinda> put some clothes on Loof
42:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said it's my place too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've got two rooms
42:00 <Bastardly_One> something could be worked out surely
42:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1891075_487767247926423_391738964_n.jpg
42:00 <Loof> i want to bad, but i'd probably never want to leave
42:00 <Loof> just the peace away from her
43:00 <Liinda> lol
43:00 <Loof> would be heaven
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... well ... I'm not a big fan of the person I live with
43:00 <Liinda> im sure ur mum is lovely b1
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Liinda> ;)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> since he's become straight he's a real stick in the mud sad sack turd actually
43:00 <Liinda> heys Saemon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda :P
43:00 <Loof> die Saemon you legless freak
43:00 <The_Baron> brb gotta heat up some knives
43:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One he was gay?
44:00 <Loof> drugfucked he means
44:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum is always asking if I'm coming home ... ummmmmmmmm no
44:00 <Liinda> ohhhh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and yah he was a morph addict
44:00 <Bastardly_One> now he's the same pain in the arse without it
44:00 <Liinda> maybe he needs to start drinking
44:00 <Loof> fuck grog
44:00 <Loof> that's no solution
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <Liinda> duh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she's being sarcastic duh
45:00 <Liinda> get him to go to the gym, get healthy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit that always gets me into trouble
45:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly? I can't be bothered
45:00 <Loof> wish i could workout more
45:00 <Loof> something is wrong with me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's too negative and it's not the coming off stuff
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's him
45:00 <Saemon> heyz Liinda :)
45:00 <Saemon> how are you?
45:00 <Loof> i do a workout and i have leg pain for a month :(
45:00 <Loof> have to see the doc
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she *was* excellent
46:00 <Liinda> Loof u ned to strecth before and after
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then you spoke to her and ruined her night Saemon
46:00 <Loof> Liinda i read stretching is usless
46:00 <Saemon> Liinda and i get along Bastardly_One
46:00 <Saemon> dont be jelous
46:00 <Liinda> im good Saemon hows u
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you read wrong
46:00 <couleurs> your useless
46:00 <Liinda> Loof u read wrong
46:00 <Loof> i'll google now
46:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you stretch before excerise and after
47:00 <Saemon> im fine thanks Liinda, thinking of what to cook for dinner 
47:00 <Saemon> hehehe
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I even limber up and limber down when doing NSO for roller derby
47:00 <Saemon> got some frozen hot chips
47:00 <Loof> http://saveyourself.ca/articles/stretching.php
47:00 <Loof> ^
47:00 <Liinda> Saemon oooh nice. hope chips isnt ur dinner
47:00 <Saemon> lol it is :(
47:00 <Saemon> i am a terrible and have a terrible diet
47:00 <Saemon> terrible cook*
47:00 <Saemon> come cook for me ^_^
47:00 <Loof> he's an unemployed cripple, he cant afford meat
48:00 <Serenity> you're supposed to hurt after a workout you dunce
48:00 <Liinda> saemon, i reckon i could give u a couple of easy recipes
48:00 <Loof> or veggies/fruiit
48:00 <Serenity> thats how you know its working.
48:00 <Loof> Serenity for a month?
48:00 <Loof> my legs are aching now
48:00 <Saemon> nice Liinda, throw some my way
48:00 <Loof> and i havent done spin in a monht
48:00 <Serenity> yes. it takes weeks to get into it
48:00 <Loof> somehting is wrong
48:00 <Serenity> you have to keep at it
48:00 <Loof> ic
48:00 <Loof> k
48:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... while Serenity goes off ... or I'll get hot and she'll be creeped out
48:00 <Loof> i will
48:00 <Liinda> Saemon what stuff can u do, like... u can boil pasta and fry stuff yeh?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Liinda will get jealous
49:00 <Saemon> hrmm
49:00 <Saemon> pasta has too much carbs
49:00 <Serenity> doing one work out then stopping just wastes time. you need to keep the muscles moving
49:00 <Saemon> so no i dont eat pasta
49:00 <The_Baron> aah good ol red seal hashish
49:00 <Liinda> Saemon rice?
49:00 <Loof> so i should just ingore the pain?
49:00 <Saemon> yeah i eat brown rice
49:00 <Serenity> fuck off with your carbs shit when you eat complete rubbish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I don't ever miss my walking routine
49:00 <Liinda> saemon, u worry about carbs but will eat chips?
49:00 <Saemon> well
49:00 <Loof> chips have carbs retard
49:00 <The_Baron> lol
49:00 <Saemon> potatos are natural carbs
49:00 <Loof> what a spaz
50:00 <Serenity> dont ignore pain, if it seems serious then get it check out
50:00 <Saemon> while pasta is all processed
50:00 <Liinda> how about you make ur own sweet potato chips?
50:00 <The_Baron> starchy carbs at that
50:00 <The_Baron> yummy
50:00 <Serenity> if its just a general ache or muscle pain its meant to happen
50:00 <Liinda> sweet potato is good for you
50:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the pain
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah general ache is meant to be
50:00 <The_Baron> what a lot of people don't realise is, portion control is more important than food elimination
50:00 <Bastardly_One> annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
50:00 <Loof> after a month though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
50:00 <Serenity> im not the best person to ask im really intolerant of other peoples pain
50:00 <Liinda> Loof have you ever thought that maybe your technicque while doing exercise might be causing you to tear ligaments etc?
50:00 <The_Baron> ur a fatty, eat what u like, but here's a tip: eat 1/3rd of what u usually would
50:00 <The_Baron> guess what
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I eat like shit ... daily
50:00 <The_Baron> u'll lose weight
50:00 <Serenity> i have a super high pain threshhold
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how much do I weigh? and I eat shit daily
50:00 <Loof> no it's the muscle Liinda
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kgs!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't put weight on
51:00 <Liinda> weight means nothing.
51:00 <Saemon> thats probably because you got either cancer or aids old man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I could do super size me for 2 yrs
51:00 <Loof> my muscles simply aren't repairing after workouts
51:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and still not gain a pound
51:00 <Loof> even after a month
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up cripple
51:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One thats probably because you got either cancer or aids old man
51:00 <Serenity> as someone who has nearly had to have surgery from a torn ligament
51:00 <Liinda> loof maybe u need to get some vitamins into you
51:00 <Serenity> its not a torn ligament
51:00 <Saemon> that was directed at you
51:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, go on the elvis diet
51:00 <Saemon> in case 
51:00 <Liinda> protein
51:00 <Saemon> u or ppl dont know
51:00 <Serenity> he wuldnt be able to breathe if it was torn ligaments
51:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, I eat that bad ... still don't gain
51:00 <The_Baron> if u can eat an entire vienna load filled with peanut butter, banana and bacon everyday
51:00 <Liinda> mav =)
51:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure u will gain weight
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always under 60kg
52:00 <Loof> i eat heaps of beef Liinda
52:00 <The_Baron> loaf*
52:00 <Loof> fuck that sounded gay
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet? :P
52:00 <Liinda> lol
52:00 <Serenity> LOL LOOF
52:00 <Serenity> it did!
52:00 <Saemon> The_Baron, eat 1'3 of what we usually eat? then how the hell would we get full and satiated??
52:00 <Serenity> do you mean a fools gold loaf The_Baron?
52:00 <Saemon> so im hungry and want a burger
52:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, that's called disciplining yourself
52:00 <Saemon> i cut it into a 5cm peice and then eat that?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, ask Loof what his record is for double cheese burgers in one day ... he did it on Fri
52:00 <Liinda> Loof yeah but maybe you need a boost of it like protein shakes to help ur body repair quicker
52:00 <The_Baron> the japanese have this thing where they eat till they are 80% full
52:00 <Loof> Saemon do you get leb pain after workouts? oh wait..
52:00 <Liinda> What he said Look
52:00 <Liinda> loof
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <Serenity> snappp
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah still brb
53:00 <Liinda> Saemon, make ur own burgers and freeze them! 
53:00 <Loof> 7
53:00 <Loof> mcdoubles
53:00 <Serenity> http://insanewiches.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/foolsgold.jpg
53:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, 1/3rd of what u usually eat
53:00 <Liinda> one burger from maccas makes me sick
53:00 <Loof> why it's just pure beef
53:00 <Loof> ?
53:00 <The_Baron> for ppl who are stupid fat
53:00 <Serenity> its not pure beef
53:00 <Loof> yes it is
53:00 <Serenity> its full of fat and sodium
53:00 <The_Baron> I lost 12 kilos doing that 
54:00 <Serenity> and sugar
54:00 <Saemon> oh u want some burning done? u want to see some burning?? hey Loof, what would you do if some stranger at a park tried too kidnap your son? you'd protect your son, right?
54:00 <The_Baron> though I am still fat as fuck
54:00 <Saemon> oh, wait.
54:00 <Saemon> Burn.
54:00 <The_Baron> I aint fucking fat as fucking fuckfuckityfuckfuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna know how to lose weight?
54:00 <Loof> it says on the box "100% pure australian beef"
54:00 <Loof> i used to work at maccas
54:00 <Bastardly_One> My Dr says it's because how *bad* I eat
54:00 <Serenity> oh god loof...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 100% horse flesh
54:00 <Serenity> i lost 21 kilos in 9 weeks im fairly sure i know how to lose weight
55:00 <couleurs> hey Loof if u wana lose wait maybe u should kill ur self??
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yah duh
55:00 <The_Baron> mince ration is usually 80% lean meat to 20% fat with premium
55:00 <Saemon> wow howd u do it Serenity?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you were sick too weren't ya?
55:00 <Loof> yeah all beef has fat
55:00 <Serenity> no i wasnt sick
55:00 <Saemon> calorie counting and exercise?
55:00 <Loof> they only add salt and pepper
55:00 <Serenity> clean food i already told you how
55:00 <Serenity> and exercise
55:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno where I got that from then
55:00 <The_Baron> the problem with food elimination though is, if u don't stick strictly to it, u will regain the weight quickly
55:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, this fish won't batter itsef I suppose
55:00 <The_Baron> that's why food elimination is stoopid
55:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a sec while I do that
55:00 <Liinda> i signed up on that ashy bies clean eating thing
56:00 <Serenity> i dont believe in elimination
56:00 <Liinda> i havent had the time to do it
56:00 <Serenity> everything is ok in moderation
56:00 <Liinda> work too much
56:00 <The_Baron> that's it Serenity
56:00 <Saemon> wat sort of exercise? jogging, walking or intense cardio? or weightlifting dumbells etc?
56:00 <Serenity> 7 mcdoubles in a day isnt moderation thats pure gluttony
56:00 <Loof> agreed
56:00 <The_Baron> walking is actually the best overall
56:00 <Liinda> i have cut out bread tho cos it makes me bloat
56:00 <The_Baron> low impact, anyone can do it
56:00 <Doodle> i'm a breatharian
56:00 <Saemon> gluttony is a sin.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^^ on the walking
56:00 <Serenity> walking ona tredmill
56:00 <Saemon> thas my thing
56:00 <Saemon> i say
56:00 <Serenity> nothing else
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't *not* walk
56:00 <Saemon> when i think some food portion is ridiculous
56:00 <The_Baron> treadmill is boring though unless u can crank some decent tunes
56:00 <Loof> fuck that, intensity or nothing you grannies :P
56:00 <The_Baron> bush walks are good
57:00 <The_Baron> or just going out and about
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's handy having anxiety disorder for that daily routine
57:00 <DreamSeller> I do a bit of exercise
57:00 <The_Baron> u know, that place where natural light exists
57:00 <DreamSeller> everyday 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I go for an hour or two a night
57:00 <Serenity> i have no interest in gaining muslce or being an athelete
57:00 <Loof> i wanna be like adonnis
57:00 <Liinda> 80% of weight loss is diet. eat right and in moderation and at the right times for highest metabolism
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I go for a power walk ... not power walking
57:00 <Liinda> wb ITaL^GuY x
57:00 <Serenity> gross loof
57:00 <Bastardly_One> keeps my shit lungs working too
57:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Liinda x
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah that is a bit gross
57:00 <Loof> i wanna be HUGE
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Serenity> you want to look like a condom full of walnuts?
57:00 <Doodle> with no knob
57:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, that's what I always say
57:00 <Loof> i find him hot
57:00 <Serenity> never seen you say it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> tone is ok
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but that look is over the top
58:00 <Serenity> his heart is weakened
58:00 <The_Baron> if I was sad enough to keep logs I
58:00 <Serenity> his health is shot
58:00 <Loof> tone is nothing, muscle is way harder to get
58:00 <The_Baron> I'd prove it
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <Serenity> not that he will ever admit to it
58:00 <Serenity> not sure why keeping logs is sad...
58:00 <Serenity> its the deafult for most chat programs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so he really is a roid junky?
58:00 <The_Baron> Adonis will have a heart attack before the age of 35 the way he keeps going
58:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
58:00 <The_Baron> no thanks
58:00 <Serenity> body building isnt healthy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if so his insides are possibly even more fucked than mine
58:00 <Serenity> it weakens your organs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
58:00 <The_Baron> though he reckons he does heaps of cardio
58:00 <The_Baron> but I don't believe it
59:00 <Serenity> not all the time he doesnt
59:00 <Doodle> i'm doing cardio rn
59:00 <Liinda> far out this show on crack is hard core
59:00 <Liinda> crack in brazil
59:00 <The_Baron> u know the thing that really made me think he was a douche, I'm sorry, but pull ya pants up, calvin klein exposure is fucking douchey
59:00 <Liinda> abc 2
59:00 <The_Baron> end rant
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a VICE doco?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
00:00 <Loof> you just told me to work out more to overcome the pain, now your saying working out more effects your organs serenity, this is hurting my stupid brain nvm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Ross Kemp
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's hardcore
00:00 <Saemon> thats how that zizz guy died
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she means
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when you hurt your muscles have worked
00:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1098160_557792750985573_2043717367_n.jpg <----LMAO mate took a pic on the train today LOL
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not to injure or destroy yourself
01:00 <Serenity> Loof
01:00 <Serenity> body building like Adonis isnt just working out
01:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
01:00 <Serenity> that is taking everything to the extreme and pushing it 150% further
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit on that train
01:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Guns N' Roses - Bad Obsession.mp3 (7.52MB 192kbps Stereo 5:28)
01:00 <Serenity> its taking drugs to get you to a point that is unnatural
01:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, that was the train to Wynyard aparantly
02:00 <The_Baron> gotta love sydney
02:00 <Loof> we took this video of a guy when i was at tafe The_Baron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINSl1EiPe0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holmesglen Wanker (Nov 20, 2006) 0:29 - Category: Comedy - 3,293 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <Serenity> steroids weaken your liver your heart your kidneys it effects your hormone levels and it can make you infertile
02:00 <Loof> oh steroids
02:00 <Loof> now i get it
02:00 <Doodle> and they make your nads shrink
02:00 <Saemon> is that a myth?
02:00 <Serenity> all those supplements you need to take to get to that
02:00 <Doodle> nope
02:00 <Loof> yeah steroids are fucked
02:00 <Serenity> its dangerous
02:00 <Liinda> no its true
02:00 <Liinda> roids are dangerous
02:00 <Doodle> i had to take steroids during my recovery from surgery
02:00 <Doodle> and my cock was more useless than usual
02:00 <Saemon> goes only your testicles shrink? or does your entire penis as well?
03:00 <The_Baron> also u get no real core strength
03:00 <Saemon> like say if your 30cm long, down to like 10cm long
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <The_Baron> he would actually be useless with any real physical labour
03:00 <Serenity> you get no strength at all
03:00 <The_Baron> unless it involved a machine
03:00 <Liinda> lol awah Doodle
03:00 <Liinda> LimpDoodle
03:00 <Loof> no strength at all?
03:00 <Doodle> o/`
03:00 <Saemon> steriods will make you go crazy and kill your son, wife
03:00 <Liinda> hehe
03:00 <Saemon> and then yourself
03:00 <The_Baron> Loof, oh there is strength
03:00 <The_Baron> but it's useless
03:00 <Saemon> chris benoit.
03:00 <Doodle> it was quite worrying
03:00 <Loof> so is all manual labor
04:00 <The_Baron> u develop muscle that is only good for that one rep or movement
04:00 <Doodle> but thankfully after i stopped taking them i went back to normal
04:00 <couleurs> hugs
04:00 <The_Baron> without core, you can't employ that muscle for any real purpose
04:00 <The_Baron> other than to do more reps on a bench or machine
04:00 <Saemon> there is the purpose of aesthetics
04:00 <Loof> are you saying steroids dont improve sporting performance?
04:00 <Saemon> looking good and hot
04:00 <Saemon> attracts chicks
04:00 <Saemon> duh
04:00 <Loof> they're called performance enhancing drugs
04:00 <Loof> ?
05:00 <The_Baron> u don't need to be a fraction that size to attract chicks
05:00 <DemonsRun> Muscles <3
05:00 <Saemon> how would u attract chicks then?
05:00 <Saemon> chicks love muscly manly men
05:00 <The_Baron> and the only chicks who do like dudes that built are pretty vapid and shallow
05:00 <Loof> i've never met a woman who finds those huge steroid guys attractive
05:00 <Loof> but i dont care
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think beefed up guys look like fuckwits tbh
05:00 <Doodle> omnomnom
05:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One. pretty much
06:00 <Loof> i'm pretty beefed b1
06:00 <Loof> you'll see
06:00 <Doodle> i look like a fuckwit
06:00 <The_Baron> but u can still be lean and muscular without looking like lou ferrigno
06:00 <Liinda> i dont like overly muscly men.. except Adonis. he's an exception. he has a nice face too
06:00 <Loof> and an awesome brain Liinda
06:00 <Loof> smart as anything
06:00 <The_Baron> also, those muscles up dudes are usually so useless in a fight
06:00 <Liinda> if Adonis was older i'd kidnap him
06:00 <The_Baron> muscled*
06:00 <Loof> seen mma guys?
06:00 <Saemon> whys that The_Baron?
07:00 <Loof> or heavyweight boxers?
07:00 <couleurs> i'm a buddybuilder
07:00 <The_Baron> once again Saemon, no core strength
07:00 <The_Baron> too slow and unco-ordinated for a real fight
07:00 <Saemon> but wat loof said
07:00 <The_Baron> I mean if they grab ya and lift ya over their head sure
07:00 <Saemon> mma ufc fighters
07:00 <The_Baron> but usually u can land 20 punches before they get to one
07:00 <Saemon> heavyweight boxers
07:00 <Saemon> all muscled up
07:00 <Saemon> all fight well
07:00 <Doodle> well this got gay
07:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, they also work on their core
07:00 <Liinda> fighters are fit tho
07:00 <The_Baron> and if u look at their muscle proportions, they are much more balanced than a body builder
08:00 <Loof> fighters are muscular as
08:00 <Loof> need to be
08:00 <The_Baron> for instance, lotta body builders work their bicep more than their tricep
08:00 <The_Baron> which looks cooler maybe
08:00 <Loof> tricep and lats
08:00 <Loof> that's how you throw a punch
08:00 <The_Baron> but it's actually incorrect proportionally
08:00 <Loof> and shoulders
08:00 <Saemon> ah you are talkign about beign shredded n toned vs the muscle mass of a body builder 
08:00 <Liinda> id prefer lean and toned over gorilla beefed up 
08:00 <Saemon> i see now
08:00 <Loof> toned is easy
08:00 <Loof> junkies are toned
09:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
09:00 <Liinda> healthy toned is not easy lol
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah I was pretty fucken toned when I was on ice
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <Liinda> eeek ice
09:00 <Loof> i haven't eaten all day :(
09:00 <Loof> dont feel hungry
09:00 <Loof> fuck
09:00 <Liinda> are u all off chops right now?
09:00 <Doodle> yes
09:00 <Saemon> <The_Baron> but usually u can land 20 punches before they get to one
09:00 <Saemon> lol
09:00 <Loof> no
09:00 <Saemon> this is real life
09:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
09:00 <Saemon> not dragonall z
09:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, seriously man
09:00 <Loof> never been this straight in 20 years
10:00 <Liinda> im not a fan of drugs
10:00 <Shadowgate> Loof makes people laugh lol
10:00 <Loof> me either
10:00 <The_Baron> if u know how to do combos, 20 swift jabs is easy to pull off
10:00 <The_Baron> only takes 6 seconds
10:00 <The_Baron> at most
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffft
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel good
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd get 20 in in 2hrs
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> got these tow buds
10:00 <Loof> dont talk about how good you can fight on irc, ppl hate it, i found out the hard wwway
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you fat bastard
10:00 <The_Baron> dude, I may be fat
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> glad my fone cut out earlier coz was gonna sell em
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you! P
10:00 <The_Baron> but if u ever see me on a dancefloor
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh bite!
10:00 <The_Baron> I am light on my feet for a fat cunt
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> avent smoked ofr yonkz
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur fat?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> where are you coming down did you say?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> werent so fat bent over ;)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> forget
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or you're not now?
11:00 <Loof> i need to pee but i'm addicted to this convo
11:00 <Loof> damn
11:00 <The_Baron> but I gotta admit, when I was all lean and shit
11:00 <The_Baron> fuck I was a tonne quicker
11:00 <Bastardly_One> i've love to see you go to a Yatch CLub gig and take over
11:00 <Liinda> mR^KoLO
11:00 <The_Baron> can't wait to get to that again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat's darling DJs
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Loof> can i come too?
12:00 <Doodle> like fat matt
12:00 <Doodle> hey sezz
12:00 <The_Baron> Yacht Club DJ's :S
12:00 <Saemon> but what if the large bodybuilder does this to ya? http://i.imgur.com/xtpwf.gif
12:00 <The_Baron> eeaaghh
12:00 <Loof> and smell the weed you guys are smoking?
12:00 <Saemon> u cant get out of that
12:00 <Loof> just a smell
12:00 <Saemon> and it proves
12:00 <Saemon> that bodybuilderd are fast The_Baron
12:00 <Saemon> http://i.imgur.com/xtpwf.gif
12:00 <The_Baron> saw them at mermaid tav
12:00 <The_Baron> fuck they suck
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I hate them ... but would be good to get you in the mood
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and see you try to take over
12:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, I already said that
12:00 <The_Baron> if they actually grab ya for a lift ur fucked
13:00 <The_Baron> but most times at a pub, I usually see them get flogged pretty quick smart
13:00 <Loof> Saemon what would you know about fighting cripple?
13:00 <The_Baron> unless it's a retarded drunk
13:00 <Saemon> ah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, let's take The_Baron to the X
13:00 <Loof> Saemon thinks wrestlers can fight lol
13:00 <Doodle> lol no thx
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and see him 20 punch his way out of there :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he reckons in a pub ... blah blah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bikie pub The_Baron
14:00 <The_Baron> just saying, body builder gym fags 
14:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, that's different
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and hard to get in and out of
14:00 <The_Baron> they aren't body builders
14:00 <The_Baron> they are just hardened cunts
14:00 <The_Baron> that's way different
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and set out so it's hard to get out of
14:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a pub
15:00 <Loof> i haven't been in a fight in years, i'm doing well :)
15:00 <The_Baron> which brings me to the next point, the old addage, it aint the dog in the fight
15:00 <The_Baron> it's the fight in the dog
15:00 <Liinda> my eyelids are getting heavy
15:00 <Doodle> go to bed
15:00 <Loof> sleep cures that
15:00 <Loof> sleep work eat
15:00 <Loof> repeat
15:00 <Loof> zzzzzz
15:00 <Saemon> pub fights dont prove anything about actual physical prowess anyway cuz fights in pubs are always about chairs stools being used and bottles for glassings
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or in my case ... sleep, complain, eat, sleep
16:00 <Bastardly_One> repeat
16:00 <The_Baron> one of the most brutal beatings I ever seen was at highschool, this jock was picking on my mate who prolly weighed less than 55 kilos
16:00 <The_Baron> skinny and dweeby
16:00 <The_Baron> this dude was throwin him around, trippin him up
16:00 <The_Baron> then my mate, he grabbed a table and started pummeling the jock repeatedly
16:00 <The_Baron> I mean to the point he's on the ground twitching
17:00 <Bastardly_One> pushed to a point
17:00 <The_Baron> u can't beat crazy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he just snapped
17:00 <The_Baron> oh he became known for it
17:00 <Liinda> eat sleep rave repeat
17:00 <The_Baron> I saw him break another dudes legs during P.E when we played tennis
17:00 <The_Baron> used the racket 
17:00 <The_Baron> :S
17:00 <Saemon> so he became a violent bully himself then
17:00 <Saemon> thug
17:00 <Saemon> ?
18:00 <Liinda> wb ITaL^GuY
18:00 <The_Baron> nah he just got picked on a lot
18:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Liinda
18:00 <Bastardly_One> even with the past and some of my current connections I've never thought violence is the solution
18:00 <The_Baron> and he just happened to be crazy as a cut snake
18:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, it aint a solution
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a gun is though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
18:00 <Saemon> "and some of my current connections"
18:00 <Saemon> rofl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> guess and assume away wheels
19:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron got it
19:00 <Saemon> whos your connections? tony mokbel?
19:00 <Saemon> the carlton crew?
19:00 <Saemon> too much underbelly it seems
20:00 <The_Baron> u'd be surprised how well words work
20:00 <Saemon> anyway i agree with violence not working
20:00 <The_Baron> got myself out of many a sticky situation just with the gab
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
20:00 <Saemon> im a pacifist if anyrhing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
20:00 <Saemon> wats the gab?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've talked my way out of a few confrontations
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and solved a few
20:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
20:00 <The_Baron> because, at the end of the day, angry and/or drunk people are easy to manipulate
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> remember our conversation about people in pm?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ;) :D
21:00 <Bastardly_One> people skills never go astray
21:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/v/t1.0-9/1958433_221902144676515_1516638394_n.jpg?oh=f7e20cbb7e8a895dbc07abab1ca63805&oe=53AB062F&__gda__=1404359991_32298dc18c4708a6d31d2f8f48ba5998
22:00 <Saemon> but sometimes the other person will jsut want to get ya, fullstop.
22:00 <Saemon> just coz he doesnt like the way u look or something
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's massive
22:00 <Saemon> those times no amount of talking would help
22:00 <The_Baron> not shabby
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, your's
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nice work
22:00 <Saemon> so thats when u hit n run
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck would you know?
23:00 <Saemon> no what?
23:00 <Saemon> know*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> about any of this ... you're a cripple who never leaves the house
23:00 <Saemon> errrr
24:00 <The_Baron> bless u
24:00 <Saemon> i did have legs until the age of 22 you know....
24:00 <Liinda> thanks The_Baron x
24:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... that fish probably needs turning over
24:00 <Saemon> hehe no worries Liinda
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> linas i missssss u :P
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 panadols
25:00 <Saemon> and The_Baron
25:00 <Saemon> these days
25:00 <Saemon> fighting is done by cowards with guns now
25:00 <Saemon> the gun is trully the equaliser
26:00 <Liinda> Nawh panadols <3 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrr
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I damn well had the wrong temp on
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be longer now and it looks delicious
26:00 <Saemon> temptation
26:00 <couleurs> 8)
26:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, that aint fighting to me
26:00 <The_Baron> just shooting
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no temptation in not totally done properly fish
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have to wait and I don't wait well
27:00 <doctor> thankfully I have couleurs keeping me in line
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cool pic ... https://wikileaksparty.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/UkrainianPendulum.jpg
28:00 <couleurs> winky
29:00 <doctor> russia big, russia strong
29:00 <Bastardly_One> from this ... http://www.israelshamir.net/English/UkrainianPendulum.htm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which for a clearly zionist sounding site
29:00 <TheRiddler> Lisa it's your birthday!
29:00 <TheRiddler> happy birthday lisa
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is a pretty concise and articulate article
30:00 <Liinda> i love that simpson ep
30:00 <doctor> which will not be read
31:00 <couleurs> he he
31:00 <The_Baron> well the majority have voted in crimea to go BACK TO THE USSR
32:00 <TheRiddler> someone told me that there's someone called lisa here
32:00 <Liinda> boh
32:00 <Loof> facinating TheRiddler
32:00 <TheRiddler> I instantly remember the simpsons song
32:00 <couleurs> i'm lisa
32:00 <Liinda> maybe you can change it to Linda
32:00 <Liinda> go... sing it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just when you think there's hope for the next generation comes articles like this ... http://www.fox17.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/teens-charged-torturing-disabled-boy-20249.shtml
32:00 <Liinda> now now now
32:00 <Loof> is that meant to be funny TheRiddler?
33:00 <Loof> or informative?
33:00 <Doodle> bonerkill Bastardly_One
33:00 <ShadowLurker> question
33:00 <Liinda> answer
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yw Doodle
33:00 <ShadowLurker> dongs: flesh colour or black
33:00 <The_Baron> wow what a pair of sociopaths
33:00 <Doodle> purple glitter
33:00 <The_Baron> I don't think that is endemic of all young ppl
34:00 <ShadowLurker> def purple
34:00 <Liinda> erp, purple
34:00 <Loof> yeah i cant stand young cunts
34:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, no at all ... i was being old because I could be
34:00 <ShadowLurker> but they only have black or flesh
34:00 <Doodle> more authentic
34:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
34:00 <Loof> i think every generation is getting worse and more entitled
34:00 <ShadowLurker> its only purple when you squeeze too hard
35:00 <ShadowLurker> self entitled*
35:00 <Loof> yeah
35:00 <Doodle> i always squeeze too hard
35:00 <Loof> that
35:00 <Loof> i find this genertion shallow as fuck
35:00 <Loof> and they cant spell
35:00 <Loof> it was on the news
35:00 <Saemon> ohhh pfffft Bastardly_One
35:00 <Saemon> you fucken hypocrite
35:00 <couleurs> i think u should stfu lol yolo
35:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One pick on me, a disabled person everyday
36:00 <Loof> beiber is all i need to say
36:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you* pick on me, a disabled person everyday
36:00 <Liinda> once u go black
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot ... I pic on you because you're a fucking cretin
36:00 <The_Baron> he hasn't forced u to fornicate with a barnyard animal Saemon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *pick
36:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up shorty
36:00 <Doodle> good grief
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yet
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's next
36:00 <{LeE}> Goondiwindi gee what a name
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah Saemon, he is being inclusive
36:00 <{LeE}> of a place lol
36:00 <{LeE}> s
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that place
36:00 <Saemon> i bet thats what those 2 teens said to that disabled boy the tortured as well
36:00 <The_Baron> unless u prefer everyone to be nice to u just coz ur a cripple
36:00 <Bastardly_One> only has a BP I think Lee
36:00 <{LeE}> so do i
37:00 <Liinda> well people, im off to bed
37:00 <Loof> you said that
37:00 <{LeE}> lol i was only 7 when i was there
37:00 <Doodle> ninis
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I got cotton white line fever
37:00 <{LeE}> u got what
37:00 <Saemon> sociopaths and psychophants tends to come up with things to justify what they do
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how the cotton grows on the side of the road?
37:00 <{LeE}> wtf
37:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liinda <3
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the cotton ... like in cotton farms
38:00 <{LeE}> never heard of one
38:00 <Bastardly_One> grows on the sides of the roads in those parts
38:00 <Serenity> wonder if Saemon knows what a 'psychophant' is
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *sycophant
38:00 <{LeE}> right now uve got me laughing my ass off
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is the correct spelling
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... The_Baron is my sycophant
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
38:00 <Serenity> its why i put it into ' '
38:00 <Liinda> nights <333333
38:00 <Serenity> ...
38:00 <Serenity> i didnt do it for fun
38:00 <LilDragonGirl> Bastardly_One is right
38:00 <LilDragonGirl> the spelling anyway
39:00 <Serenity> no shit
39:00 <The_Baron> I aint no fucking sycophant
39:00 <Bastardly_One> {LeE} doesn't believe me ... doesn't cotton grow on the side of the road
39:00 <Bastardly_One> in Qld?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> "isnt that like a hyper elephant?"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> near Goodinwindi n shit
39:00 <The_Baron> it's a parasite btw
39:00 <The_Baron> ffs
39:00 <{LeE}> :/
39:00 <Loof> all abo names are too long and sound retarded imo
39:00 <Loof> such a horrible langauge
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it only has a BP
39:00 <Bastardly_One> from memory
39:00 <{LeE}> lol i'll ask dad he knows
40:00 <LilDragonGirl> i prefer synecdoche
40:00 <Serenity> wondering if any of you know what it means
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the bus stopped there on the way to the CG via BrisVegas
40:00 <Loof> i dont
40:00 <Loof> tell me
40:00 <Loof> cbf googling
40:00 <Bastardly_One> a sycophant?
40:00 <Loof> yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> a follower ...
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you can be called my sycophant with the B1 is awesome posts
40:00 <Serenity> well thats an over simplied way to say it
40:00 <Serenity> simplified
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but they don't a huge one
41:00 <Bastardly_One> do they?
41:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <The_Baron> a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but tell iffen ya want
41:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, if I was ur sycophant
41:00 <Serenity> someone who shows compliance toward someone of power
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
41:00 <The_Baron> what do I gain from it?
41:00 <Serenity> or what he said
41:00 <Loof> ah a brownnoser
41:00 <Loof> got it
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a complete suck arse
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah
41:00 <Doodle> i thought that said a bronnoser
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are like mine :D
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
41:00 <Loof> like i do to you b1 :P
41:00 <LilDragonGirl> eg Polonius was a sycophant to Claudius in Hamlet
41:00 <Serenity> you arent important though
41:00 <Serenity> and they have nothing to gain
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
41:00 <Loof> is to me
42:00 <LilDragonGirl> and he ends up dead
42:00 <Loof> b1 is my god
42:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
42:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, a sycophant is a parasitic suck arse
42:00 <Serenity> tone abot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Church of St Bastard
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <{LeE}> O_o
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ALL YOU GODS ARE DEAD! STOP WORSHIPPING FALSE IDOLS
43:00 <Bastardly_One> BOW TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
43:00 <doctor> so you must die too!
43:00 <Loof> will i get molested? otherwise i wont come to church
43:00 <Loof> no point
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure
43:00 <Loof> sweet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna start that church up out of boredom once though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like a Church of the Subgenius deal
44:00 <Bastardly_One> google that shit if you don't know it Loof
44:00 <Doodle> i have that book somewhere
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd love it
44:00 <{LeE}> k Bastardly_One i believe u but lol dad just said so does sugar
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've both of them Doodle
45:00 <Bastardly_One> {LeE} told ya :P
45:00 <{LeE}> this i have never heard of none of this till now 
45:00 <{LeE}> fucken wtf 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> white line cotton fever starring out the bus window
45:00 <Loof> gambler just wont give up
45:00 <{LeE}> oh :/
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and Principia of Discordia
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> “Should God create another Eve, and I
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Another Rib afford, yet loss of thee
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Would never from my heart; no no, I feel
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Link of Nature draw me: Flesh of Flesh,
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bone of my Bone thou art, and from thy State
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mine never shall be parted, bliss or woe.” 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ― John Milton, Paradise Lost
45:00 <Bastardly_One> look that up too Loof
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
45:00 <Doodle> parrot eye slossed
46:00 <{LeE}> PandasDontDrive Doodle
46:00 <Doodle> hai lee o/////
46:00 <{LeE}> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle ... ai
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or aye
46:00 <The_Baron> that poem has been quoted in so many books
46:00 <{LeE}> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how you spell it
46:00 <{LeE}> ay
46:00 <The_Baron> it was in the intro to Candy actually
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well Pandas is a clique
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what can ya say?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh was in a paradise lost quote mood
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Loof> is TheRiddler retarded?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hear American Gods is going to become a film
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy offered be a job told me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> HBO series
47:00 <DreamSeller> hey, Bastardly_One.. how does it feel having to wipe your own shit off your ears all the time? 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohwell, the job is sound anyway.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> hah
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Neil Gainman is working on it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> for the first series
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then they're expanding on the book with his permission
48:00 <Bastardly_One> last I read anyway
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be perfectly right and that's changed by now
48:00 <Loof> is it a good book?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome book
48:00 <Loof> and HBO
48:00 <Loof> awesome
48:00 <Loof> love HBO
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a novel about what happens to the old gods when immigrants move to the new land ... this case America
49:00 <Bastardly_One> like they get forgotten
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so the Egyptian Gods are taxidermists
49:00 <DreamSeller> did you know helen keller uses two hands to masturbate.. one hand to twiddle her bits.. and the other to moan 
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the leprachaun is a giant smak addict
49:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
49:00 <Loof> sounds whacked
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a really good book
50:00 <{LeE}> glad i dont have to finger my self any more
50:00 <{LeE}> mwahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa
50:00 <The_Baron> oh I can so see that being a HBO series
50:00 <The_Baron> no wonder they ate it up
50:00 <Bastardly_One> everytime someone finally gives in and reads it ... after I've nagged them
50:00 <Bastardly_One> loves it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking good of a book is it The_Baron?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Wednesday
50:00 <simba> <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cock
50:00 <{LeE}> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 Odin ... in all stories
50:00 <{LeE}> yes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cock
50:00 <Bastardly_One> such a bitter God
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pity Neil forgot his wife
51:00 <Loof> want some cock {LeE} 
51:00 <Loof> ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Freya the Goddess of War
51:00 <{LeE}> already got some thanx 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd of added some punch
51:00 <Loof> k
51:00 <{LeE}> i have a bf
51:00 <{LeE}> lol
51:00 <Doodle> thats ok so does Loof
51:00 <{LeE}> :/
51:00 <Loof> yeah b1
51:00 <{LeE}> ummmm
52:00 <Loof> my ass is always hungry for cock
52:00 <Doodle> D:
52:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... dinner needs to be got
52:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwww dude
52:00 <Loof> damn :(
52:00 <Loof> hb
52:00 <{LeE}> huh
52:00 <simba> hb
52:00 <{LeE}> wtf is hb
52:00 <Loof> hurry back
52:00 <simba> oh
52:00 <The_Baron> hurry back
52:00 <{LeE}> oh lol
52:00 <simba> i thought it was happy birthday
53:00 <{LeE}> hahhahaha
53:00 <Loof> wow i actually knew something about irc
53:00 <Loof> that simba didn't
53:00 <couleurs> all the idiots chatting at once makes my head hurt
53:00 <The_Baron> it aint irc exclusive
53:00 <simba> whats irc
53:00 <Loof> amazing
53:00 <{LeE}> i thought he was trying to shorten headjob
53:00 <The_Baron> just text abbreviation
53:00 <Loof> ah
53:00 <Loof> yeah
53:00 <Loof> ur right
53:00 <{LeE}> n thought it ment headblow or something
53:00 <The_Baron> though rarely see it used in any irc convo
53:00 <The_Baron> like we want anyone to hurry back
53:00 <The_Baron> go back to ur hole I say
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Loof> nice to know u care
54:00 <{LeE}> lol
54:00 <Shadowgate> Loof makes people laugh lol
54:00 <simba> yea Bastardly_One dont come back
54:00 <Loof> no i dont
54:00 <{LeE}> yesa u do
54:00 <Shadowgate> lol
54:00 <{LeE}> u just made me piss my self laughing
54:00 <{LeE}> i didnt actually piss my self tho
54:00 <Loof> damn
54:00 <simba> so u lied
54:00 <simba> a lie about pee
54:00 <{LeE}> lokl
55:00 <Shadowgate> lol
55:00 <Loof> i was thinking pee party
55:00 <{LeE}> hahaha 
55:00 <{LeE}> oh dear
55:00 <{LeE}> omg stop it
55:00 <{LeE}> now im crying
55:00 <{LeE}> thanx alot
55:00 <simba> same
55:00 <{LeE}> lol
56:00 <{LeE}> PING PONG
56:00 <{LeE}> ur out bish
56:00 <Bastardly_One> bad luck ... I'm back
57:00 <ShadowLurker> cocksuckers
57:00 <{LeE}> lick my dick 
57:00 <{LeE}> oh shit soz i dont have one :O 
57:00 <Loof> sure
57:00 <{LeE}> i'll whip it out 
57:00 <Loof> hot
57:00 <{LeE}> its a dildo
57:00 <Loof> then whip me
57:00 <{LeE}> no
57:00 <The_Baron> do u have a dick clit worth a lick?
58:00 <Loof> hey partgay fgt
58:00 <{LeE}> The_Baron no
58:00 <{LeE}> sif quit Bozzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
59:00 <Loof> so wired
59:00 <Loof> dont think i'll sleep
00:00 <simba> Thick, Fat, Black Cock
01:00 <Loof> i dont get mma, they spend half the time on the ground, i dont think i'd like to be half naked with some guy on me
01:00 <Loof> prefer boxing
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah but it reflects most fights
01:00 <The_Baron> something like 80% of fights go to the ground
01:00 <The_Baron> hence why grapples are always king
02:00 <The_Baron> and boxing more likely to have permanent brain damage
02:00 <Loof> why?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the MMA
02:00 <The_Baron> well the head injuries in boxing are intense
02:00 <Loof> why aren't they in mma?
02:00 <The_Baron> the problem with gloves, u can just keep punching over and over
03:00 <Loof> oic
03:00 <The_Baron> u can't punch like that with bare knuckles
03:00 <Loof> yeah django explained that to me
03:00 <The_Baron> also with boxing it's all above the belt
03:00 <Loof> i remember now
03:00 <The_Baron> more likely to get head shots
03:00 <Loof> who would win in a fight, a boxer or mma?
03:00 <The_Baron> if u punch with bare knuckles like u do with boxing
03:00 <The_Baron> u will just break ur hand
03:00 <Loof> generally
03:00 <The_Baron> mma
03:00 <Loof> k
04:00 <Loof> i used to punch bricks
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> kkk
04:00 <{LeE}> .
04:00 <Bastardly_One> damn Loof
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's noose some cunts!
04:00 <{LeE}> woops my arm did that dot
04:00 <The_Baron> but if say there was someone who really knew a style like chi kung or tai chi
04:00 <Loof> should see my knuckles
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's first up?
04:00 <The_Baron> then yeah they'd be more likely to win
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you just missed star trek v the voyage home
04:00 <{LeE}> who wants a punch in the face?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn star trek
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> the voyage gay
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit's so judeo christian
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I hate star trek ... was trying to piss Loof off
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you want to be christian watch any star trek show or movie.
05:00 <Loof> i disagree
05:00 <Loof> lets change the subject
05:00 <Sponge> upskirt panty
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
06:00 <{LeE}> :./
06:00 <Sponge> I want to buy a drone to do upskirt panty photography
06:00 <Loof> great another retard
06:00 <The_Baron> that's so judeo christian LOL
06:00 <{LeE}> glad i dont wear skirts
06:00 <The_Baron> it's always funniest when a priviledged white person says that
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/10003211_10201114986911428_700953487_n.jpg
07:00 <Sponge> WHITE PRIVILEGE!!
07:00 <Sponge> I want to walk my dog with my new drone
07:00 <Loof> oh god a random retard
08:00 <{LeE}> Loof u said that twice now lol
08:00 <Loof> he's twice the retard
08:00 <{LeE}> i c
08:00 <{LeE}> spell icup
08:00 <The_Baron> say Whale Oil Beef Hocked
09:00 <{LeE}> lol i canti almost said beef cocked
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'll be fucked
09:00 <{LeE}> when
09:00 <Loof> when ur ready
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked, cock ... same difference
10:00 <Loof> :P
10:00 <Bastardly_One> never
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lying
10:00 <Ben_84> hi all
10:00 <{LeE}> HAHAHAhahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaa
10:00 <Loof> asl ben?
10:00 <Ben_84> 29m
10:00 <Ben_84> bris
10:00 <{LeE}> so Bastardly_One how was it when u fucked cock
10:00 <Loof> was joking it's obvious
10:00 <Ben_84> :P
10:00 <Ben_84> goodoh
11:00 <Loof> hows ur day been Ben ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> {LeE}, I was meaning you reading it as cocked ... same thing almost
11:00 <Loof> love the name ben
11:00 <{LeE}> lol true i know i was being a dick
11:00 <{LeE}> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is a horny bitch tonight
11:00 <Ben_jammin> lol
11:00 <{LeE}> i recon
11:00 <Ben_jammin> thanks Loof :)
11:00 <Ben_jammin> been a good day
12:00 <Loof> sweet :)
12:00 <{LeE}> bens kammin it
12:00 <{LeE}> J*
12:00 <Ben_jammin> shame about the weekend being over, but there's always more ahead
12:00 <{LeE}> wow
12:00 <Loof> that's the way ben, positive attitude, love it
12:00 <Loof> :)
12:00 <Ben_jammin> how bout urself?
12:00 <Loof> not bad at all thanks :)
12:00 <The_Baron> weekends are for 9-5'ers
12:00 <Ben_jammin> good to hear 
13:00 <Ben_jammin> i'm a 9-5er :P
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah no shit
13:00 <{LeE}> :/
13:00 <Ben_jammin> well enjoy ur midweek partying
14:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1619149_10201115003911853_1271030137_n.jpg
14:00 <{LeE}> whos partying?
14:00 <Loof> not me
14:00 <{LeE}> _-_-_-_-_-
14:00 <{LeE}> oh
14:00 <Ben_jammin> sadface Loof
14:00 <Loof> :(
15:00 <Ben_jammin> there's always irc funtimes :)
15:00 <Loof> true
15:00 <Loof> brb
15:00 <{LeE}> _-=-_-=-_ space ships
16:00 <simba> on the goodship lollypop
16:00 <{LeE}> eh
16:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1970623_10201115012712073_1902242291_n.jpg
17:00 <{LeE}> hi simba how u been
17:00 <simba> 1-0
17:00 <{LeE}> lollypop man
17:00 <{LeE}> what
17:00 <simba> very well urself 
17:00 <{LeE}> thats goood yeah great thanx 
18:00 <{LeE}> sitting here waiting around 
18:00 <{LeE}> im hungry 
18:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1890998_10201115030792525_737240510_n.jpg
18:00 <simba> r u waitin for the B . F
18:00 <{LeE}> yesssmmm i am
19:00 <doctor> i don't mind your links Excessive
19:00 <{LeE}> hi doctor
19:00 <Bastardly_One> P and R is on
19:00 <Saemon> hi {LeE}
19:00 <doctor> hello lee
19:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone watch Parks and Recreation?
19:00 <The_Baron> I have
19:00 <The_Baron> good show
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Rob Lowe is awesome in it
19:00 <{LeE}> no b1
19:00 <simba> i watched a season but didnt feel compelled 2 keep going
20:00 <Ben_jammin> wb Loof
20:00 <Saemon> hi {LeE}.
20:00 <The_Baron> it's very much in the same vein as the american office
20:00 <Saemon> 2nd time.
20:00 <The_Baron> I guess same producers though
20:00 <The_Baron> whaddya expect
20:00 <simba> oh gay
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except actually funny
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so doubtful
20:00 <The_Baron> oh come on
20:00 <doctor> i don't have much of an attention span
20:00 <Loof> ty
20:00 <Ben_jammin> yw
21:00 <Ben_jammin> nothing much has happened
21:00 <couleurs> hb
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they finally got a new season too
21:00 <doctor> watching a series is like school work to me
21:00 <{LeE}> my head is killin me i might gooooo
21:00 <Loof> i like the american office
21:00 <The_Baron> the humour is much the same from both shows
21:00 <doctor> and don't get me started on movies
21:00 <{LeE}> i like ya mum in bed shes a champ
21:00 <Loof> my mums dead
21:00 <The_Baron> awkward cringe mixed with slapstick and buffoonery with a bit of heart string 
21:00 <couleurs> good
22:00 <Ben_jammin> awkward
22:00 <{LeE}> Longie not good Loof soz
22:00 <{LeE}> Loof
22:00 <{LeE}> err fucken
22:00 <Loof> joking she's not dead LOL!
22:00 <{LeE}> :/
22:00 <doctor> lol, you sure ticked me
22:00 <Loof> got ya
22:00 <{LeE}> thats not even funy
22:00 <Loof> was to me
22:00 <{LeE}> ticked?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *tricked
22:00 <doctor> tricked, sorry
22:00 <Ben_jammin> heh
22:00 <{LeE}> lmfao
23:00 <couleurs> funy?
23:00 <{LeE}> shes a good root
23:00 <Ben_jammin> well as long as no ones dead
23:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/944171_410285309091293_1828891524_n.png
23:00 <The_Baron> LOL
23:00 <{LeE}> sos ur mum
23:00 <The_Baron> well this sure zinged me
23:00 <{LeE}> and ur mum and every ones mum
23:00 <doctor> hah rocko
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he did too!
23:00 <Ben_jammin> everyone here from aus out of curiosity?
24:00 <The_Baron> I know right!
24:00 <Loof> who's rocko?
24:00 <{LeE}> Ben_jammin??
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not in australia at the moment
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a secret mission
24:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One whre too
24:00 <Loof> to destroy my virginity!
24:00 <The_Baron> Rocko's Modern Life
24:00 <Ben_jammin> haha
24:00 <The_Baron> was a cartoon in the early-mid 90's
24:00 <{LeE}> lol Loof
24:00 <Ben_jammin> not destroyed as of yet hey Loof?
24:00 <Loof> no :(
24:00 <doctor> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130902192758/rockosmodernlife/images/e/ea/Filburt-fortune.jpg
25:00 <{LeE}> poor Loof
25:00 <Loof> never had cock :(
25:00 <{LeE}> his dick is shrinking from no sex
25:00 <Ben_jammin> as long as it see a bit of self love ;)
25:00 <Loof> lol ben
25:00 <Loof> when i think about me
25:00 <Loof> i touch myself
26:00 <Loof> i honestly do ooooooooooooooooo
26:00 <Ben_jammin> well assuming ur a good lookin' girl that'll do for most ppl ;)
26:00 <{LeE}> O_o
26:00 <{LeE}> LOL
26:00 <Loof> i'm a guy i was just acting gay sorry dude :(
26:00 <Ben_jammin> haha
26:00 <{LeE}> wow
26:00 <Ben_jammin> well i still hope u get cock :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still repeating Friends? why
26:00 <Loof> one day
27:00 <{LeE}> Loof now u know how i feel when ppl think im a guy
27:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One coz there lost in the 90s
27:00 <Loof> {LeE} i get it heaps
27:00 <{LeE}> really
27:00 <Loof> hard to work out if "Loof" is male or female
27:00 <{LeE}> oh yeah i think at one stage i thought u were a girl but wasnt sure
28:00 <Loof> cool
28:00 <{LeE}> till mel told me lols
28:00 <Loof> plus i always like to act gay to offend bigots
28:00 <{LeE}> fair enuff
28:00 <Ben_jammin> get alot of bigots coming this way?
28:00 <Loof> heaps
28:00 <{LeE}> :/
28:00 <Ben_jammin> boo
29:00 <{LeE}> HOO
29:00 <simba> im a bigot
29:00 <Ben_jammin> lol
29:00 <Serenity> not to be confused with shads big gut
29:00 <simba> can a fagot be a bigot
30:00 <{LeE}> simba why do u have cum all over ur face man
30:00 <Loof> moisturisation
30:00 <simba> because i let my dad do whatever he wants
30:00 <Loof> LOL!
30:00 <{LeE}> :O
30:00 <{LeE}> wtfffffffff
30:00 <Serenity> check mate
30:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/c46f95759a3c14ab11213fa6fd9047bc/tumblr_n2i83u6hM51rh8ujwo1_250.jpg lol the suns rays makes her look like chewbacca
30:00 <{LeE}> wow didnt expect that
31:00 <Loof> looks abo simba
31:00 <Saemon> heya {LeE} how u doin?
31:00 <Loof> sbo chewbacca
31:00 <simba> daddys lil cum bucket
31:00 <{LeE}> simba thats gross 
31:00 <Ben_jammin> indeed
32:00 <{LeE}> :/
32:00 <simba> cum is sacred
32:00 <simba> i wont hear a bad word against cum
32:00 <{LeE}> never seen u talk like that before 
32:00 <{LeE}> im in shock
32:00 <Ben_jammin> ....and welcome to the conversation Zara
32:00 <simba> Maaybe u should hang around more often xD
32:00 <simba> mite get a lil more.... Cummier....
32:00 <Ben_jammin> jesus
32:00 <{LeE}> lol i rather not
32:00 <Ben_jammin> hopefully wont need a bucket
33:00 <{LeE}> im going to need one to throw up in soon
33:00 <{LeE}> ive seen convos worse than this 
34:00 <Loof> you started em :P
34:00 <{LeE}> i did not
34:00 <{LeE}> simba did
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <simba> no u did
34:00 <simba> u asked me why my dad came all over my face
34:00 <{LeE}> look what u did zara left who ever that was
34:00 <Ben_jammin> clearly zara forgot her bucket
34:00 <{LeE}> oh shit
34:00 <{LeE}> lol
34:00 <simba> and i said: because he is the sultan of alderaan he can do as he pleases
35:00 <{LeE}> :/
35:00 <{LeE}> omg
35:00 <simba> when ur daddys a sultan ur asshole is public property
35:00 <Loof> LOL!
35:00 <Loof> stop it man i'm dying
35:00 <Loof> rofl
35:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwww
36:00 <{LeE}> so am i Loof
36:00 <Loof> simba should write a comedy
36:00 <{LeE}> my bad i did start it i didnt expect this convo to go this far
36:00 <Loof> imagine how banned it would be
36:00 <{LeE}> i didnt even expect simba to say any thing bad
36:00 <simba> lee inadvertently kicked off my stand up career
37:00 <{LeE}> LOL
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ P & R
37:00 <simba> "What's the deal with Cum?"
37:00 <{LeE}> u can thank me and pay me 1000000 bux
37:00 <Bastardly_One> "no-one leaves the octogon"
37:00 <{LeE}> i need to shave im gettin itchy again
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fighting about a dog park ... don't ask
38:00 <{LeE}> a dog park is where dogs go to play
38:00 <{LeE}> MEOW
39:00 <partay> ewwww
39:00 <Maurice> My niece found out about dog parts and thought they had swings and slides..
39:00 <partay> {LeE} pls keep your pubic area descriptions to yourself
40:00 <{LeE}> lmfao dog parts im sorry Maurice hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <Maurice> Oh, parks
40:00 <{LeE}> partay NO
40:00 <The_Baron> there's a dog park near my place that has an obstacle course for dogs
40:00 <Maurice> But dogs privates with slides would be amusing
41:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty cool
41:00 <{LeE}> omg  wow lmfao
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
41:00 <Maurice> Shes very special
41:00 <{LeE}> Maurice u crack me up i cant breath
41:00 <Maurice> She asked if they could have a garage sale then decided they couldn't because they don't have a garage
41:00 <The_Baron> then it would be a yard sale
41:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit out the back sale
42:00 <Maurice> She once told me to look at the tree outside because it looks 3d
42:00 <{LeE}> omg im crying 
42:00 <Maurice> Hopefully she'll marry someone rich
42:00 <Saemon> {LeE} im getting fucking pissed off right now
42:00 <Saemon> ive said hello to you 3 times already
42:00 <{LeE}> Saemon who r u???
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sftu
42:00 <Maurice> Maybe she doesn't like you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's jkl the fucktard
42:00 <Maurice> She wouldn't be the first
43:00 <Saemon> someone who just wants a respond when he greets someone?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone Maurice?
43:00 <Saemon> hello courtesy??
43:00 <Saemon> hello manners/?
43:00 <Ben_jammin> lol saemon?
43:00 <Maurice> Hello fuck off
43:00 <Loof> tired as fuck and rachel just send me a tonne of work to show a client tomorrow :(
43:00 <Ben_jammin> really?
43:00 <{LeE}> whos jkl?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a fuckwit ... dw
43:00 <{LeE}> oh ok lol
45:00 <Saemon> hah. Bastardly_One thinks he's so good now
45:00 <Ben_jammin> Bastardly_One's a champ
45:00 <Loof> ^
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think ... I know
46:00 <Ben_jammin> see, even the virgin girl agrees
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm retty fucking awesome
46:00 <Bastardly_One> *pretty
46:00 <Ben_jammin> ur pretty also
46:00 <Ben_jammin> just sayin
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but Maurice hates the competition and has an @ sign
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bigger penis
47:00 <{LeE}> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i had a bigger penis
47:00 <{LeE}> O_o
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i had a thing for preg chicks
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and fucked a lot of preg chicks
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> id be like a pre-birth baby murderer.
48:00 <{LeE}> O_O
48:00 <The_Baron> yeah it doesn't work like that panda
48:00 <Ben_jammin> that escalated quickly
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats hilarious
48:00 <Loof> are u jelly of mels baby {LeE} ?
48:00 <The_Baron> u can't actually bust through a cervix
48:00 <Ben_jammin> ur doing it wrong baron
48:00 <Ben_jammin> u totally can
48:00 <The_Baron> unless u got one of those strapons like in the movie Se7en
48:00 <{LeE}> Loof no
48:00 <Maurice> Not sure anyone is jealous of babies
48:00 <Maurice> Horrible things
48:00 <{LeE}> <# babys 
48:00 <{LeE}> my sis is due soon yippyyyyyyyyyyy
49:00 <doctor> yet if you don't have them... watch out!
49:00 <{LeE}> <3 even
49:00 <Maurice> I don't have babies thank fuck
49:00 <{LeE}> i'll be making babys soon in the next yr
49:00 <{LeE}> or 2
49:00 <Ben_jammin> just a few lee?
49:00 <Maurice> You what m8
49:00 <{LeE}> i have a 6 yr old that acks 13 16
49:00 <Loof> i'm making one now
49:00 <{LeE}> Maurice?
49:00 <Ben_jammin> dont u need a female as well for that loof?
50:00 <Maurice> Babies with who
50:00 <Ben_jammin> you cant hand it over to them ;)
50:00 <Maurice> Speaking of babies
50:00 <{LeE}> Benny
50:00 <{LeE}> my bf
50:00 <Loof> nah Ben im a hermy
50:00 <{LeE}> lol
50:00 <Maurice> Oh, benny is my friends dog lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, fuck off <3
50:00 <Ben_jammin> ah good times loof
50:00 <{LeE}> hey Kelevra sexy bish
50:00 <Ben_jammin> saves a lot of hassle
50:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice wtf
50:00 <Loof> hey mel :)
50:00 <Kelevra> Maurice {LeE} !
50:00 <{LeE}> <3
50:00 <Kelevra> Loof!
51:00 <Kelevra> Omgomg 
51:00 <Maurice> I couldn't think of anything worse at this point in my life than pregnancy and newborns
51:00 <Kelevra> Guess what
51:00 <Maurice> I met the ugliest kid on the weekend
51:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra Maurice has been cracking me up n she made me cry
51:00 <Loof> i want another baby bad
51:00 <Loof> another boy
51:00 <Maurice> I only kicked her in the vag, not my fault she cried..
51:00 <Kelevra> I went into the garage and there was a snake!
51:00 <The_Baron> Lee, u sure are easily amused tonight
51:00 <doctor> why Loof?
51:00 <Loof> he's lonely
52:00 <Kelevra> Maddi stabbed it and took its head off!
52:00 <Loof> nees a playmate
52:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
52:00 <{LeE}> The_Baron i think its the coke acola
52:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwww
52:00 <Maurice> If thats the reason you're trying for a baby, don't
52:00 <Kelevra> I caught it all on film
52:00 <{LeE}> post it on fb
52:00 <{LeE}> :O
52:00 <{LeE}> gotta see it
52:00 <Loof> not the only reason
52:00 <Kelevra> Its illegal I think
52:00 <Loof> of course
52:00 <{LeE}> really?
52:00 <Kelevra> It was a white headed snake
52:00 <Maurice> KKK snake
53:00 <{LeE}> yuck
53:00 <Kelevra> I was scared it'd get to Angels room though 
53:00 <{LeE}> true that 
53:00 <Loof> i killed a snake once, accidentally got it throught the head with a pitchfork while i was getting the hay
53:00 <simba> wanna get a little more *DRRTY* its about time for my arrival
53:00 <TheRiddler> Saemon what was the plane jkl died in lol
53:00 <Maurice> NOT SAFE IF YOU'RE EATING OR YOU'RE SQUEAMISH https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10015636_278849652283748_1122621389_n.jpg
53:00 <Maurice> Remember, you've been warned
53:00 <Kelevra> It smelt like dirty water
54:00 <Loof> snakes are fucking toxic
54:00 <Loof> filthy things
54:00 <simba> im eating cake but i still clicked
54:00 <Kelevra> I didn't like it
54:00 <simba> i never understood being put off your meal by a picture of something gross
54:00 <doctor> looks like a cordon bleu with out filling
54:00 <Kelevra> Never happens to me
54:00 <{LeE}> :/
55:00 <Loof> i cant eat meat after seeing rotting dead bodies
55:00 <Loof> till i forget about it
55:00 <simba> no browsing rotten.com before dinner
55:00 <Kelevra> Weakkkk 
55:00 <Loof> yep lol
55:00 <Loof> documentingreality.com
55:00 <doctor> her other toes look like they're nicotine stained, but i know it's just disinfectant
56:00 <Kelevra> Lee I'll mms you the pic
56:00 <simba> oh shit a new 1
56:00 <simba> real videos of death.. ill be up all night
56:00 <{LeE}> oki sweet as :)
56:00 <Maurice> To get lucky
56:00 <Loof> tones of people dying videos simba
56:00 <Loof> tonnes and tonnes
56:00 <Loof> i've seen hundreds of ppl die
57:00 <Loof> that look in the eyes
57:00 <Loof> when the eyes go blank
57:00 <Loof> i'm addicted
57:00 <simba> did u ever see that video of some racist karate instructor going nuts on this black guy and snapping his neck and they drag him out the back
57:00 <Loof> yep
57:00 <simba> we watched that on acid once....
57:00 <simba> it owned
57:00 <Loof> it's on documentingreality
57:00 <{LeE}>  brb i need to peepee 
57:00 <Kelevra> Acid is fkd
57:00 <The_Baron> da fuck simba
57:00 <doctor> you probably should grow out of that
57:00 <The_Baron> link?
57:00 <Loof> that black guy was crazy though
58:00 <simba> ill try n find it
58:00 <simba> teenage times ok doctor
58:00 <doctor> yeah i understand
58:00 <Loof> yeah cause seeing people die is for children
58:00 <Loof> only kids watch that
59:00 <Loof> i should grow up
59:00 <simba> http://www.bestgore.com/murder/murder-mentally-challenged-man-instructed-karate-master-bobby-j-blythe/
59:00 <doctor> no, it's just not good for you
59:00 <Loof> knowledge isn't good for you
59:00 <Loof> ?
59:00 <doctor> alright loof, sure
59:00 <Loof> seeing ppl dead from car accidents is knowledge kids need
59:00 <Loof> so they drive safwer
59:00 <Loof> safer
59:00 <simba> being desensitised 2 porn and violence so young is prob bad
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