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00:00 <megamanga> look out we got a badass
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... apparently
00:00 <Bastardly_One> silly woman ... doesn't everyone?
00:00 <megamanga> did you then put on your fedora and claim you are euphoric?
00:00 <ZeroDistance> poor people
00:00 <Bastardly_One> "No, I payed for my office 2010"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, sucked in? I didn't pay for 2013 Pro
00:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't say that bit ... but hah!
00:00 <megamanga> i found 5 bucks once
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in
01:00 <Excessive> paid*
01:00 <megamanga> this is irc, nobody cares how elite you are. 
01:00 <Excessive> and could've
01:00 <Excessive> and ..........
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we have one of them mega
01:00 <megamanga> so do we
01:00 <Serenity> um
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> in another class ... kind of know him
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stfu
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <megamanga> i kind of know one too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... *shudders* ... he's an actual lecturer
02:00 <megamanga> its ok you can put on your berret and explain how torrents work
03:00 <Bastardly_One> weird being old ... and most of the lecturers are young
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs ... we have a hipster gamer lecturer type too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going through the genres
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and the long haired metal type
03:00 <megamanga> this is painful
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're all kids ... the teachers
04:00 <megamanga> im gonna go hurt something
04:00 <gir> lol
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> good :D
04:00 <gir> i get what you meant before megamanga
04:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a cinema popcorn machine in my lounge room
04:00 <megamanga> which bit?
05:00 <Lee> serenity just have microwave popcorn
05:00 <Serenity> i dont WANT microwave popcorn
05:00 <Serenity> i want a cinema popcorn machine
05:00 <faux> mmm
05:00 <faux> me 2
05:00 <Lee> do u know how annoying those machines are to clean
05:00 <Lee> trust me u dont want one
06:00 <Serenity> who cares
06:00 <megamanga> just get the karcher out
06:00 <Lee> I CARE
06:00 <megamanga> yolo
06:00 <faux> my 8 year old cousin tried making popcorn the other night and blew up a bowl in the microwave
06:00 <faux> .....................
06:00 <gir> you know how annoying it is to clean Bastardly_Ones mum out? 
06:00 <faux> im the best babysitter
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <Lee> microwave popcorn is fine
06:00 <Lee> lol
06:00 <Lee> how old are u faux
06:00 <Serenity> its not you cunt
06:00 <faux> 25
06:00 <Serenity> dont you tell me what i want
06:00 <Lee> poppin triple butter flavour explosion
06:00 <faux> poopin
06:00 <megamanga> tell your cousin to microwave eggs for 20 minutes
06:00 <faux> ok switching to phone
06:00 <faux> brb
06:00 <Lee> wait faux
06:00 <Lee> wait
06:00 <gir> LOL 
07:00 <gir> NO MEGA 
07:00 <gir> fuck 
07:00 <megamanga> yes! the gods will it
07:00 <Lee> nooooooo
07:00 <gir> dangerous mannn 
07:00 <Serenity> hot hot hot
07:00 <megamanga> not my kid
07:00 <Lee> i wish i was faux's 8 year old cousin
07:00 <gir> cause even faux would do it 
07:00 <megamanga> LOL
07:00 <megamanga> did you know my microwave can torrent
07:00 <megamanga> it gets the latest mlp ebooks
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Lee> bullshit ur miccrowave can torrent
07:00 <megamanga> my fridge can
08:00 <megamanga> ;)
08:00 <Lee> hello faux
08:00 <faux> Prtt
08:00 <gir> :o full moon tonight 
08:00 <faux> Hi
08:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
08:00 <Serenity> who IS this guy
08:00 <faux> Who the fucking fuck is lwe
08:00 <gir> with his wicca basket 
08:00 <faux> Lee
08:00 <Serenity> make it stop
08:00 <faux> LOL
08:00 <gir> in his wicca house 
08:00 <megamanga> i had a wicca basket
08:00 <Serenity> some random noob
08:00 <faux> What's a wicca
08:00 <megamanga> well wicker
08:00 <gir> nah 
08:00 <faux> Is that a white nigga
08:00 <gir> wiccan i meant 
08:00 <Lee> im just a random
08:00 <megamanga> wicca is voodoo mumbo jumbo
09:00 <Lee> but im not a noob
09:00 <gir> yeah 
09:00 <Lee> serenity
09:00 <faux> Oh ok
09:00 <Serenity> you are new here
09:00 <ZaPbuzZ> wiccan is a witch of the light
09:00 <Serenity> you are a noob
09:00 <gir> and Bastardly_One claims to be a witch 
09:00 <faux> Oh
09:00 <megamanga> generally performed by someone with parental issues
09:00 <Lee> no ive been using mirc on and off for a while
09:00 <faux> Lol
09:00 <gir> but personally I think he is a bitch 
09:00 <Lee> i remember Netz
09:00 <Lee> im not a noob
09:00 <faux> You're a wizard harry
09:00 <megamanga> whats ur postcode babes
09:00 <Serenity> hahah fuck
09:00 <megamanga> is u a wizard
09:00 <Serenity> im reading that right now faux
09:00 <Serenity> well #3
09:00 <faux> Omg
09:00 <Lee> faux are u a babe
09:00 <faux> I love haz pot
09:00 <Excessive> yeah watever happened to Netz
09:00 <Serenity> lee
09:00 <Serenity> fuck off
10:00 <faux> No
10:00 <faux> I wanna read them agaib
10:00 <faux> Again
10:00 <gir> I hope Bastardly_One has gone to neck himself 
10:00 <faux> I just downloaded the great gatsby
10:00 <Lee> are u reading harry potter serenity
10:00 <megamanga> he got a job at aus post entering postal codes
10:00 <xm> [21:06:34] <megamanga> tell your cousin to microwave eggs for 20 minutes <--- and to be extra safe put them inside a large metallic container
10:00 <faux> To read
10:00 <Serenity> my books are falling apart is the spine ive read them that way
10:00 <xm> dont listen to megamanga he's giving dangerous advice
10:00 <Lee> faux its a good movie
10:00 <Serenity> at the spine*
10:00 <faux> Now in English sez
10:00 <faux> Oh
10:00 <faux> Lol
10:00 <megamanga> yeah dont listen to xm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry but no
10:00 <Bastardly_One> disappointed?
10:00 <megamanga> make sure you put it in aluminium foil, wrapped really tight
10:00 <Lee> lol mega
10:00 <faux> Why are we hating on b1
11:00 <gir> Yeah 
11:00 <faux> Whatd he do now
11:00 <megamanga> i give everyone shit
11:00 <megamanga> deal with it nerd
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <gir> I hated him from day dot 
11:00 <faux> Eat me
11:00 <Serenity> NERD
11:00 <faux> He he day dot
11:00 <gir> sexy nerd* 
11:00 <megamanga> well when the mrs is away maybe
11:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrr
11:00 <faux> Baydot in Arabic means balls 
11:00 <faux> Heheheheheheehehhehee
11:00 <doctor> the finger of blame has turned upon itself
11:00 <simba> ~~* ~h8 wAt U aInT~~**~
11:00 <megamanga> how do you say smelly vadge in arabic?
12:00 <faux> Um
12:00 <Lee> faux i will eat u
12:00 <megamanga> for example, YO PUSSAY STANK
12:00 <megamanga> would be what in arabic?
12:00 <faux> Kessik b aref
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <faux> Means you have a disgusting vag
12:00 <megamanga> aha sik im gonna say it when i get a kebab next
12:00 <Lee> orly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, what did the g/f think of today?
12:00 <Lee> lol
12:00 <simba> na se xeso
12:00 <faux> Loool
12:00 <simba> she is spent and loved it m8
12:00 <Serenity> zib
13:00 <gir> how do you say "cunt like a ripped out fireplace?" in arabic 
13:00 <faux> Zebbbbb
13:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya you should of gone
13:00 <megamanga> LOL
13:00 <faux> Lmao
13:00 <faux> I have no idea
13:00 <faux> How to translate that
13:00 <simba> i wouldnt have kept up
13:00 <megamanga> how about vagina like sleeve of wizard?
13:00 <simba> wouldve gne 2 sleep
13:00 <Serenity> you know whats weird the dude from housos says zub, but i dont know if hes saying zUb or its just his accent
13:00 <gir> vagina like a leg of ham with the bone ripped out 
13:00 <simba> im 2 old 
13:00 <megamanga> hes saying zub
13:00 <faux> Yeah
13:00 <Serenity> wow
13:00 <Serenity> how did that underline thing happen
13:00 <megamanga> zub is cock
13:00 <faux> Some people say zob zeb or zub
13:00 <megamanga> ya zub
14:00 <gir> zube 
14:00 <Serenity> i know what hes saying it for
14:00 <faux> Zob is an ugly dialect 
14:00 <Serenity> thank you very much
14:00 <simba> http://www.gofirstrow.eu/watch/243312/1/watch-liverpool-res-vs-newcastle-united-res.html u18s are playing.. and literally just scored as i typed there but this a good warm up 4 later
14:00 <faux> Zeb is normal 
14:00 <megamanga> just checking whitey
14:00 <faux> .
14:00 <gir> its zube.. 
14:00 <Serenity> but faux taught me ZEB
14:00 <gir> not zub 
14:00 <Serenity> so im like its he saying zub or is that his accent
14:00 <megamanga> time to go bash some euphoric torrenters
14:00 <faux> Are you teaching me Arabic!
14:00 <CannibalClown> zeb
15:00 <faux> My dad always says "zeb l fa2ir"
15:00 <simba> dynamo zagreb
15:00 <faux> Which means poor dickhead 
15:00 <faux> Lol
15:00 <gir> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, yah I actually remembered
15:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <simba> yea i mite get some gta in some where b4
16:00 <faux> Sez I'm gonna record my dad snoring and send it to you 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sing out then
16:00 <faux> Lmao
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you do ... I'll make sure I unlock my cars this time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
16:00 <ZaPbuzZ> anyone seen te anti-christ bible? beleive me ... its like a bunch of bitchy schoolgirls on rags.
16:00 <Serenity> LOL
16:00 <Lee> faux are u arabic
16:00 <Serenity> bad?
17:00 <faux> YES
17:00 <gir> she is sand nigger
17:00 <faux> I cant fuckibg sleep
17:00 <Lee> dats amazing
17:00 <faux> Yes I am an arab
17:00 <Lee> faux u must be really pretty
17:00 <faux> I'm not
17:00 <Serenity> theres no sand in lebanon though
17:00 <faux> There's sand
17:00 <faux> Just no deserts 
17:00 <Lee> i bet u are faux
17:00 <Serenity> well yeah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you are pretty for a dwarf
17:00 <Bastardly_One> most look mutant
17:00 <Serenity> thats what i mean LOL
17:00 <faux> Thanks gramps
17:00 <Serenity> ugh
18:00 <faux> Dad goes back to leb in a week
18:00 <simba> Ugh.
18:00 <faux> Wahhhhh
18:00 <Serenity> aw :(
18:00 <ZaPbuzZ> foreigners say: Australia has lots of space" then they come to settle in the 15% landmass everyone else is LOL
18:00 <faux> At least I'll have this room to myself though 
18:00 <faux> :D
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no dwarven mongy features
18:00 <Lee> do u sleep with ur dad in the same room faux
18:00 <faux> Can't wait to find my own place 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of a question is that?
19:00 <faux> At the moment I do lee, I been staying at my uncles for 6 weeks
19:00 <faux> There are 5 rooms here and all occupied
19:00 <gir> what happened to mummsys appartment? 
19:00 <faux> Leb hostel
19:00 <faux> I moved out of mums ages ago
19:00 <gir> they move back up or something? 
19:00 <faux> I was living on my own but had to move 
19:00 <faux> Nah
19:00 <gir> ahhh kk 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
19:00 <Serenity> at least when you get your own place she cant come in and be all TURN DIS AC OFF NOW PLZ
19:00 <{LeE}> :/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was under the impression you lived by yourself
19:00 <faux> And now I'm staying here til I find a new place 
19:00 <Lee> i see faux
20:00 <faux> I did b1
20:00 <faux> Until 6 weeks ago
20:00 <faux> Staying here til I find my own place 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I've been confused as to the relo city business
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so when I moved you moved kind of?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that pretty much sucks
20:00 <faux> If its been 6 weeks since you moved then yes
20:00 <faux> Why? 
20:00 <faux> I love it here lol
20:00 <faux> I miss my privacy 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well good then :P
20:00 <faux> But the food here rules
20:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <Serenity> omg
21:00 <Serenity> give me food
21:00 <faux> We have so many bbqs fuxk
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have not stopped eating for a week ... and I hardly ever desire food
21:00 <Lee> can i come to ur bbq faux
21:00 <faux> Can you eat my ass with a spoob
21:00 <faux> And a spoon
22:00 <ZaPbuzZ> i wanna go to those traditional weddings where everyone starts rooting LOL
22:00 <CrIp> how about a fork >?
22:00 <Excessive> I mite stroll ovah the 7/11 fo some egg n lettuce sammich
22:00 <Excessive> in a bit ..........
22:00 <CrIp> I feel like maccas
22:00 <Lee> faux yes i can
22:00 <faux> Mm Mac sauce 
22:00 <faux> With nuggets 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> go get some
22:00 <faux> Pls
22:00 <CrIp> mac sauce on nuggets
22:00 <CrIp> nom nom nom
22:00 <faux> Yay
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and being close to me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll put in an order
22:00 <faux> Wb mm
23:00 <CrIp> I knew that was coming
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <megamanga> cheers, i messed up my work hours coz m doing an extended shift
23:00 <ZaPbuzZ> i like the cheeseburger ya turn it verticle ways and lick it in front of the macaas employee 
23:00 <megamanga> derp
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can walk ... did before
23:00 <Serenity> i have nuggets
23:00 <Serenity> ill cook them if someone brings the sauce
23:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever I went quiet
23:00 <megamanga> i fuckin love chicken nuggers
23:00 <ZaPbuzZ> mmmmmmm im luvin it
23:00 <faux> Yum
23:00 <Lee> i'll bring the sauce serenity
23:00 <faux> Chicken niggers
23:00 <Lee> the white sauce
23:00 <Serenity> i made home made nuggets the other week
23:00 <Serenity> they were so yummy
23:00 <faux> Nice
23:00 <Lee> the only good nuggets are the processed ones
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm scared of nuggets now
23:00 <Lee> did u process the chicken serenity
23:00 <Serenity> i dont like this guy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> after the thing they did on maccas nuggets
24:00 <gir> I have some sauce 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> seen that story?
24:00 <faux> Did you get my whatsapp msg
24:00 <Serenity> yeah that pink goop shit isnt in australian nuggets
24:00 <Serenity> me? no
24:00 <Lee> i didnt get ur whatsapp msg faux
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and the microhairs and crap
24:00 <Lee> maybe i should add u to my whatsapp first
24:00 <faux> Feck
24:00 <faux> It didn't go through 
24:00 <faux> Habg
24:00 <faux> Hang
24:00 <Serenity> might take a bit
24:00 <Serenity> oh
24:00 <gir> that story is false anyways 
24:00 <Lee> dont u hate it when u hear a song on the radio then forget the lyrics so u cant google it later
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <megamanga> dont you hate when you hear the radio
25:00 <Serenity> yes
25:00 <gir> dont you hate Bastardly_One
25:00 <Lee> u gais jeeeezus
25:00 <megamanga> u niggas need jesus
25:00 <ZaPbuzZ> wow liberals have impressive labels
25:00 <Rak> if you have google voice searching on your phone you can use that directly like shazaam to google search the song
25:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that coming from 20 miles away *yawns*
25:00 <ZaPbuzZ> such as pigs
26:00 <faux> LOLOL
26:00 <ZaPbuzZ> lol
26:00 <faux> don't send it to anyone sez I'll stab you
26:00 <Serenity> LOL FAUX
26:00 <Serenity> put a pillow over his face
26:00 <faux> Rofll
26:00 <faux> I smash him with my water bottle some times
26:00 <faux> When it gets too loud
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <faux> Other times I'm too lazy to get out of bed
26:00 <Lee> really rak
26:00 <megamanga> hit the jackpot
26:00 <faux> Cos its like a metre away 
26:00 <megamanga> yewwww
26:00 <Serenity> does he sleep through everything? like an earthquake wouldnt wake him
26:00 <Rak> yep :)
27:00 <faux> Yes
27:00 <faux> Ffs
27:00 <Lee> interesting
27:00 <faux> My cousin is a silent sleeper you think hes deas
27:00 <faux> Dead
27:00 <faux> And he wouldn't wake up during ww2
27:00 <megamanga> my gf wants to murder me in my sleep, ive always snored
28:00 <Serenity> i only snore if im sick or drunk
28:00 <ZaPbuzZ> whats the pms name again? 
28:00 <Excessive> lol I jus remebered abt this ........ I saw their new shop/branch yesterday on mah way someplace .......... the old RTA in NSW is no more ....... they changed it to Service NSW now ........ http://www.service.nsw.gov.au
29:00 <megamanga> ok...
29:00 <faux> Same sez
29:00 <megamanga> my nose is 7 degrees of fucked up, hence the snoring
29:00 <faux> We drank heaps the other night and dad said I was so loud rofl
29:00 <ZaPbuzZ> oh i remember the pms name is joan kerner
29:00 <faux> He couldn't sleep
29:00 <faux> Was up from 3:30am
29:00 <Serenity> i have over sized tonsils so it effects my breathing when imn sick
30:00 <megamanga> deviated septum
30:00 <megamanga> snore city snore snore city
30:00 <Serenity> cause 9/10 if im sick its my tonsils
30:00 <Serenity> ive heard that septum thing
30:00 <Serenity> someone i know has it
30:00 <ZaPbuzZ> with a pink tootoo
30:00 <faux> Thursday was some celebration thingy lebs call it the drunk thursday or something 
30:00 <ZaPbuzZ> >:D
30:00 <Lee> is it true lebo dads cut off penises
30:00 <faux> You eat a fuckload and drink a fuckload
31:00 <faux> So we had a BBQ n invited everyone 
31:00 <megamanga> i broke my nose severely and it fucked my septum
31:00 <faux> Mm
31:00 <megamanga> oh well i dont have to listen to it
31:00 <megamanga> family bbqs are the best
31:00 <faux> Loll
31:00 <Lee> faux is it true that lebo dads cut off penises of the boys who love their daughters
31:00 <megamanga> only if they catch them ;)
31:00 <faux> Buy her earplugs for her birthday megamanga
31:00 <faux> Yes lee that's totally true
31:00 <megamanga> we've got heaps from when we go shooting
31:00 <Serenity> family bbq for aussies. 7 people. family bbq for wogs. 102 people
31:00 <megamanga> i should just put them on the bed
31:00 <Lee> well thats great
32:00 <Lee> family bbq for asians. 2953 people.
32:00 <megamanga> my wog family is probably the smallest ever
32:00 <megamanga> i have a lesbian cousin but everyone denies it, thas how old school they are
33:00 <Serenity> rofl
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <megamanga> no lesbians here!
33:00 <faux> Oh dear
33:00 <faux> My uncle is a racist and a homophone and a chauvinist 
33:00 <megamanga> sounds like me
33:00 <megamanga> except the homophone
33:00 <Serenity> no no maria shes not a lesbian shes just focusing on school right now
33:00 <megamanga> she just bought a house with another woman...
34:00 <Serenity> cut cutting
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <megamanga> they have a token bedroom thats never used too. i cracked up laughing
34:00 <Serenity> cost cutting.
34:00 <Serenity> wow really?
34:00 <megamanga> yeah
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <Serenity> fuck man lol thats bad
34:00 <megamanga> unless they really are friends... which i highly doubt
34:00 <gir> mmm snatch 
35:00 <faux> My uncle told me the other r day he doesnt like a dominant woman and that over the past 5 years he's "trained" his wife.
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <faux> I wanted to diw
35:00 <Serenity> she doesnt fully munch the carpet just lick the doormat
35:00 <faux> Siw
35:00 <faux> Die
35:00 <megamanga> hahaha what a champion
35:00 <Serenity> wow faux
35:00 <megamanga> my nonno was like that
35:00 <faux> He's like if she doesn't like it she can fuxk off back to her mother 
35:00 <megamanga> if he got home and dinner wasnt on the table it was ww3
35:00 <faux> And he told her he'll divorce her if she gets fat
35:00 <megamanga> worlds biggest tragedy
35:00 <megamanga> hahahah i like him
36:00 <faux> I love him cos he's family but we always disagree on shit
36:00 <megamanga> id do the same but im the fatty
36:00 <faux> He thinks his shit doesn't drink 
36:00 <faux> Dtink
36:00 <megamanga> it doesnt
36:00 <faux> Stink ffs
36:00 <faux> Lol drink 
36:00 <faux> Imagine your pooop pulling out a straw
36:00 <Serenity> id be the devils spawn to then
36:00 <megamanga> my poop drinks like asailor
36:00 <faux> OK dont
36:00 <Serenity> whats for dinner love?
37:00 <faux> Loll
37:00 <Serenity> if you ask me again you can fucking cook it yourself
37:00 <megamanga> fuckin cheese sangas
37:00 <Serenity> RISSOLES
37:00 <megamanga> i dont want dinner, i want dessert
37:00 <faux> Tonight he's like
37:00 <gir> MAKE THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS 
37:00 <megamanga> and i want it on the table in 5 minutes
37:00 <megamanga> for crying out loud i said bacon and eggs
37:00 <faux> Let's go down to the city andbash some faggots
37:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <faux> Cos the Mardi gras is on
37:00 <Serenity> =/
37:00 <Serenity> wow
37:00 <faux> Psycho.
37:00 <megamanga> why not
37:00 <Serenity> thats harsh
38:00 <megamanga> sounds like a leb family outing
38:00 <Serenity> then they have a cry about some poofty surfy boys at the beach
38:00 <Serenity> pfff
38:00 <faux> Today his wife jokingly said "he he your son is gonna go dance in the parade"
38:00 <faux> He's like WHAT
38:00 <faux> WHAT.
38:00 <faux> full screaming she's like can you relax I'm joking 
38:00 <Serenity> KSS KSS
38:00 <faux> Lmao
38:00 <megamanga> kssst kssst
38:00 <Serenity> rofl faux he needs to calm down lady
39:00 <faux> I know
39:00 <megamanga> faux you need to convince him his son is a fag
39:00 <faux> He's actually a psycho 
39:00 <megamanga> it would be the best troll ever
39:00 <faux> My cousin is too cute to die ok
39:00 <megamanga> hahaha
39:00 <faux> Also he's 8 months old
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <megamanga> oh
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <megamanga> thats a bit young to be out and proud
39:00 <Serenity> is this the baby in the photo you uloaded today
39:00 <faux> Rofl
39:00 <faux> Yesss
39:00 <faux> Isn't he adorbs
39:00 <Serenity> ermergerdd
39:00 <Serenity> hes so cute
40:00 <faux> I'll send you the xutest photo
40:00 <faux> Hang
40:00 <megamanga> homagawd he sah cyoooot
40:00 <megamanga> pulls cheeks
40:00 <megamanga> thats his life for the next 18 months
40:00 <megamanga> - 5 years
40:00 <Serenity> pinch pinch pinch
40:00 <Serenity> and if youre the unfortunate chubby one.. which in a wog family you probably are
40:00 <Serenity> you get pinched extra hard
40:00 <megamanga> and the cunts dont give you as much money
41:00 <megamanga> jews
41:00 <Serenity> ARGH FAUX! hhaha
41:00 <Serenity> his eyes
41:00 <faux> Loll
41:00 <faux> He's beautiful 
41:00 <Serenity> naw he reminds me of ant
41:00 <megamanga> someone uploaded a pic of their kid and it looked like a bag of bricks, i had to restrain hard
41:00 <Serenity> as a bub
41:00 <faux> Whenever I sing "denenenenenene xavman" he starts dancing lol
42:00 <faux> He gets so excited 
42:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
42:00 <megamanga> can you make him dance to rack city?
42:00 <Serenity> i love when babies get excited
42:00 <Serenity> and it looks like theyre about to explode from their toes
42:00 <megamanga> that would be classic
44:00 <CrIp> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1621865_10152060280838929_1281045716_n.jpg
44:00 <megamanga> tits
45:00 <megamanga> wheres the one with her showing chest
45:00 <CrIp> thats my cousin with will sparks
46:00 <CrIp> she ran into him in some club in bris tonight
46:00 <Lee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clean Bandit - Rather Be feat. Jess Glynne (Dec 5, 2013) 4:29 - Category: Music - 12,886,854 views - 68,538 likes (97%), 2,152 dislikes (3%)
46:00 <faux> Just sent you two kids sez
46:00 <faux> Uh vids* lol
46:00 <Serenity> woah i dont want anymore
46:00 <Serenity> LOL
46:00 <faux> Lolllll
47:00 <Pyro-> O_o
47:00 <Serenity> omg faux LOL
47:00 <Serenity> his laugh
47:00 <faux> Lmaoo
48:00 <Serenity> he reminds me so much of ant rofl
48:00 <faux> I have one of me singing denenenennee xavman but I sound like a retard so I didn't send it lol
48:00 <Serenity> much chub
48:00 <faux> He reminds me of mews rory
48:00 <faux> They look similar 
49:00 <Serenity> theres a photo of R crying
49:00 <Serenity> where he looks exactly the same of pirate laughing
49:00 <faux> Loll
49:00 <faux> Aw
49:00 <Serenity> mew loved it lol
55:00 <Mister_Y> any1 got a cat i can use?
56:00 <Mister_Y> i'll give it back.....
56:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1779128_513918208716501_87838991_n.jpg
56:00 <Serenity> i like that Excessive
56:00 <Mister_Y> i want to be a scotty and play the bagpipes
57:00 <Mister_Y> mrrrrroooooooooaaaarrrrrr
57:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/mechneer/photos/a.10151263889171089.460305.300727056088/10152009469206089/?type=1&theater
01:00 <Serenity> woah
01:00 <Mister_Y> is there a point to this Excessive? holden alreadys makes them cars
03:00 <Excessive> kindah weird to call it air powered though .............it's petrol powered ......... it runs a petrol engine to produce the compressed air in the first place ......... like u don't call a forklift hydraulic powered ......... it's gas, or still a petrol engine runnin on gas 
03:00 <Mister_Y> the car i drive is the last i drive until petroleum is abolished
04:00 <Mister_Y> i will even walk
05:00 <Mister_Y> yesterday i drove past a huge man and his kids he was lousy. having a go at me as i was driving he was walking with his kids.
05:00 <Mister_Y> i have 2 locks on my fueltank now
06:00 <Excessive> the lockin cap and the locking flap?
06:00 <Mister_Y> lets all steal petrol
06:00 <Mister_Y> lol
06:00 <Mister_Y> yes Excessive
06:00 <Excessive> :D
06:00 <Mister_Y> woke up one morning the flap was prized open and they left dirt in the empty tank
07:00 <Mister_Y> thereafter
07:00 <Mister_Y> 2 locks
07:00 <Mister_Y> flap still gets opened at leaqst twice a year
07:00 <Mister_Y> flat tyres about 3 (happened twice aleady)
07:00 <Excessive> or remove the filler and place it on the inside of the boot and use electric lock on the bootlid if u don't already have one
08:00 <Excessive> some plumbing needed*
10:00 <Excessive> or if u have some cash convert the whole thing to gas only .......... then no1 would raid ur tank anymore
12:00 <terrytills> `seen lumeah
12:00 <prowl> terrytills, Lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 23 minutes ago (01.03. 23:49) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 2 hours 40 minutes there.
12:00 <Mister_Y> fence energiser
13:00 <Mister_Y> touch the car ZAP
13:00 <Excessive> illegal
13:00 <Mister_Y> imagine the poor doggies peeing on the electrified tyre lol
14:00 <Mister_Y> yip yip yip
14:00 <Mewz> whoa
14:00 <Mister_Y> shake my hand (3,000 volts)
14:00 <Mister_Y> stunning
15:00 <Excessive> 7000 if u use a car coil
15:00 <Mewz> this girl on my fbs boyfriend got on stage with green day to sing longview at adelaide soundwave
15:00 <Mewz> apparently he did it in 2009 aswell
15:00 <Mewz> they must wanna bum him
16:00 <Moke> u died there
16:00 <Moke> she died there
16:00 <Moke> he died there
16:00 <Moke> he died in the ass
16:00 <Moke> bowel caner
16:00 <Moke> cancer*
16:00 <Mister_Y> i dun wanna go down for manslaughter so i might just put a proper home surveilance system im sick of these lousy no hoper deadheads
16:00 <Moke> who greenday sucked a big donkey dick at soundwave
16:00 <Moke> i saw KORN and Crosses
16:00 <Moke> both fucking pwned any band of the day
16:00 <cherri_pie> wassssssuppppppppppp
16:00 <Mewz> i didnt even know they were still touring lol
16:00 <CannibalClown> what kind of fucked up place do you live
16:00 <Moke> chino moreno was in the mosh pit near me
17:00 <Moke> i got a photo
17:00 <Moke> so suck my ass
17:00 <Moke> i saw filter and clutch
17:00 <Moke> and dir en grey
17:00 <Moke> too
17:00 <Moke> fucken missed mutemath
17:00 <Moke> fucking devoed
17:00 <Moke> lol
17:00 <Mewz> its alright we dont have to start a soundwave story competition
17:00 <Moke> all the scene kids ready for greenday
17:00 <Moke> fucking losers
17:00 <Serenity> hnngg
18:00 <Moke> should have seen them all jizzing in their pants
18:00 <Mewz> /nick 
18:00 <Mewz> whoa
18:00 <Moke> its like all the fgts ready for my chemical romance
18:00 <Mewz> how did that even enter
18:00 <Moke> soundwave should be over 21s only
18:00 <Moke> sick of all these underage fuckwits
18:00 <BillyGoat> no way
18:00 <Moke> fucking scene kids
18:00 <Excessive> chaepest way, like I said is to move ur petrol filler inside the boot lol ........... a surveillance system will cost u abt as much as converting ur car to gas like I mentioned above
18:00 <BillyGoat> im only 14
18:00 <BillyGoat> wont be able to go 
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19:00 <Serenity> woah
19:00 <Mew> yeah you'll take all the fun out of it
19:00 <Serenity> you're lively simba
19:00 <Mew> pre drinking so hard you need your stomach pumped cos you cant buy drinks when u get in there
19:00 <terrytills> ust had a chronic 
19:00 <simba> AM I
19:00 <simba> caps
19:00 <doctor> simba and his bongs
20:00 <Serenity> chronic what shads
20:00 <Serenity> shit?
20:00 <Mew> shads just smoked a puddle
20:00 <simba> 4
20:00 <simba> shads got a gram of ice yesterday....
21:00 <simba> what a trippa!!!
21:00 <Serenity> chronic rsi from wanking
21:00 <Mew> piiiiiiiiimp
22:00 <Excessive> if u go to any exhaust place (the filler tube is abt the same size as the shit they use), and ask em to plumb it for u inside the boot with stainless steel, I'm more than positive that they can do it fo u Mister_Y, for like .......... I'd say 200 bux? if that.
22:00 <BillyGoat> more then that
22:00 <terrytills> May God have mercy on their Hard Drive.
22:00 <Mew> tell them a guy from austnet on irc sent you
23:00 <BillyGoat> lol Mew
23:00 <Mew> 50% discount
23:00 <terrytills> `seen pisspot
23:00 <prowl> terrytills, I don't remember seeing pisspot.
23:00 <BillyGoat> yeah, tell him Excessive is marketing them on here
23:00 <Mew> may or may not return with engine
23:00 <Mew> `seen pissjug
23:00 <prowl> Mew, I don't remember seeing pissjug.
23:00 <Mister_Y> good idea Excessive i'll look into it :)
24:00 <terrytills> `seen pisspotnick djforce
24:00 <prowl> terrytills, I don't remember seeing pisspotnick.
24:00 <BillyGoat> just use garden hose Mister_Y
24:00 <Serenity> shads
24:00 <Serenity> calm the fuck down
24:00 <Mister_Y> its funny when i had a jd camira wagon all the drillholes in the spare tyre well as the fueltank was under the back seat lol
25:00 <BillyGoat> camira biggest shitbox
25:00 <terrytills> i been up since wednsday
25:00 <Mister_Y> i had my camira for 6 years it never failed. i really loved that car.
25:00 <Scattered> and how is that goin for ya allenmc?
26:00 <allenmc> lol scattered wassup brus
26:00 <Mister_Y> it was a manual 
26:00 <Serenity> thought you wree going to come murder my kids last night shads
26:00 <Mister_Y> the autos suck
26:00 <allenmc> about to roll another 
26:00 <Serenity> you didnt turn up
26:00 <allenmc> j
26:00 <Mister_Y> murder?
27:00 <BillyGoat> they all suck
27:00 <Mister_Y> kidnap kids ..... like DHS does .... no closure.
27:00 <Scattered> im good bruz
27:00 <Scattered> how u been?
27:00 <allenmc> no worries same
27:00 <Serenity> lol DHS kidnaps kids?
27:00 <allenmc> all good
27:00 <Scattered> kidnap kids wtf?
27:00 <Maurice> Lol
27:00 <Maurice> The stolen generation..
28:00 <Excessive> I know noffin abt no stolen generator
28:00 <Excessive> :P
28:00 <Scattered> thats it Excessive
28:00 <Scattered> tell em nothing
29:00 <Mister_Y> be a guy the mum gets all the queen treatment while the guy never sees or hears about his kids AGAIN
29:00 <Serenity> oh this old story
29:00 <Serenity> boring
29:00 <Scattered> true Mister_Y
29:00 <Mister_Y> if women want out of the kitchen guys will be coming out of the shed.
30:00 <Scattered> LOL
30:00 <gir> someone wants a smashed larynx 
31:00 <Serenity> wow
31:00 <Scattered> who?
33:00 <allenmc> word 2 that..xd
33:00 <allenmc> cuppa brb
33:00 <Mister_Y> i go into famine i get so fing upser
34:00 <Mister_Y> *upset
34:00 <CannibalClown> shut up mate
36:00 <Mister_Y> ow
37:00 <allenmc> this is my fav script
37:00 <allenmc> ait used it i 15 years
37:00 <Mister_Y> i thought up a gruesome disturbing thing to say
38:00 <Mister_Y> i think im sick.
38:00 <Mister_Y> im not saying it.
38:00 <Mister_Y> lol
41:00 <CrIp> System Info: CPU: GenuineIntel Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-3570 CPU @ 3.40GHz Intel64 Family 6 Model 58 Stepping 9 % Load OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate 6.1.7601 64-bit Uptime: 1day 7hrs 35mins 19secs Total Memory: 16344.04MB Available Memory: 12603.4MB Video: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti -2.00GB 1920x1080 32bit 
41:00 <CrIp> 59Hz MOBO: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. Base Board Audio: Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Audio 
41:00 <CrIp> System Info: Network: / Bandwidth: 0KBps Received: 0B Sent: 0B Total: 0B  ID: Storage G:\ Type: fixed Size: 2.00TB Free: 990GB  ID: E:\ Type: fixed Size: 1.2TB Free: 969GB  ID: D:\ Type: fixed Size: 488GB 
41:00 <CrIp> Free: 411GB  ID: C:\ Type: fixed Size: 146GB Free: 74.5GB  Total Disk Space: 3.82TB Total Space Free: 2.39TB 
43:00 <Excessive> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 19hrs 47mins 28secs cpu: AMD FX(tm)-8350 Eight-Core Processor (x64) at 4000MHz (2% Load) gfx: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x68F9) 1.00GB res: 1024x768 32bit 60Hz ram: 3119/32673.9MB (9.54%) [|---------] hdd: C:\ 161.3GB/244.04GB D:\ 1.19TB/1.58TB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 100MB/s 1.35GB In 6.09GB Out
45:00 <faux> Omg I fell asleep 
45:00 <faux> Zzz
45:00 <faux> Goodnight guys
45:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiite
45:00 <Serenity> night faux
46:00 <Saemon> man im som hungry atm
47:00 <Saemon> got roll of salami in my fridge
47:00 <Saemon> and some roast pork loin
47:00 <ZeroDistance> i have cereal
47:00 <ZeroDistance> essentials for women
47:00 <ZeroDistance> huhu
47:00 <Saemon> but the pork loin has got so many fat, i ate it last night felt sick for the whole day
48:00 <Saemon> not sick sick, but like i kept on having minu burps and kept on tasting oily pork taste
48:00 <Saemon> and my chest felt kinda constriced
48:00 <Serenity> so many fat
48:00 <Excessive> I have so many time to kill
48:00 <Excessive> :P
54:00 <allenmc> `seen pieter
54:00 <prowl> allenmc, if you can't see pieter here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
54:00 <allenmc> lol
56:00 <allenmc> pimped my iphone toight
57:00 <megamanga> so you bought an android?
57:00 <allenmc> i bouht a new 5s for 150
57:00 <megamanga> nek minit imei banned
58:00 <allenmc> bargian moit xd xd
58:00 <megamanga> it just has to be flagged as stolen and it will become a paperweight
58:00 <allenmc> its legit
59:00 <megamanga> legit stolen?
59:00 <allenmc> stupid as well as dumb
00:00 <allenmc> woop
02:00 <allenmc> that was the worste summer for ages
03:00 <allenmc> anyway im Ding and gettin a cuppa toke woot xd
03:00 <allenmc> djing hence the jj key
07:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1656106_10201037831542592_514798153_n.jpg
08:00 <Excessive> mah mining rig so far
08:00 <Excessive> 2 farad capacitor up top wired to a 100 amp rectifier ......... now awaiting the transformer
09:00 <megamanga> you might want an inline fuse
09:00 <megamanga> anl fuse
09:00 <Excessive> runnin only part of the 100 block erupters with makeshift supplies atm
10:00 <Excessive> fuse ..... on which side r u refering to megamanga?
10:00 <Excessive> that's gonnah be a 280 watt 5 volt supply
10:00 <megamanga> you generally have it close as possible to the power supply
11:00 <Excessive> that'll be askin for like a 60 amp fuse on the DC side
11:00 <Excessive> oh, yes I'm havin a fuse on the 240 side yes
11:00 <megamanga> thats a lot of minin dongles to blow if u fuck it up
11:00 <simba> cum
15:00 <CannibalClown> thats gunna be one helluva regulator
15:00 <Excessive> note at the bottom of the USB rack ......... there's 3 12 volt fans that I installed for cooling .......... the transformer has 2 windings ......... there'll be the 5 volt dc supply and then a 12 volt supply for the fans
16:00 <megamanga> its safe to run them on 14v
16:00 <megamanga> just sayin
17:00 <Serenity> what are you mining
17:00 <CannibalClown> you are gunna have a regulator for the 5v yeh
17:00 <megamanga> pandacoins
18:00 <Excessive> was mining bitcoin till not long ago when I decided that the diff with bitcoin has gone way too high for mah hardware now and jus switched onto mining a new lower diff coin Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> oh
18:00 <megamanga> dogecoin?
18:00 <megamanga> pity kanyecoin died
19:00 <Excessive> nah now need for regulator on the 5 volt side really .......... so long as I don't go over 5.25 volt on the usb input to the comp
19:00 <Kynetic> much coin
19:00 <Excessive> now = no
19:00 <Kynetic> such cryptocurrency
19:00 <CannibalClown> say goodby to your erruptors
19:00 <megamanga> many mine
19:00 <Excessive> errrr Platinum Coin -> PTC
19:00 <Kynetic> wow
20:00 <megamanga> such voltage tolerance
20:00 <megamanga> if it goes over 5% tolerance you're fucked
20:00 <CannibalClown> right
20:00 <megamanga> at least with pc headers they have a resettable fuse
20:00 <CannibalClown> line voltage can vary +- 10%
20:00 <megamanga> in short hes fucked
20:00 <Saemon> lol today at woolies an abo lady in front of me got dragged out by mall security
20:00 <megamanga> good
20:00 <Serenity> its nice to see megamanga isnt just a pretty face
21:00 <megamanga> haha you didnt think i was this nerdy?
21:00 <CannibalClown> not just a hatrack
21:00 <Excessive> the erupters can handle up to abt 6 or so volts on their stock onboard supply ......... jus that u heat em up the higher u have the voltage at
21:00 <Saemon> she tried to put money from a basics card into a gift card 
21:00 <Serenity> nah not really haha
21:00 <CannibalClown> wow
21:00 <CannibalClown> just wow
21:00 <Saemon> to use it to purchase grog no doubt
21:00 <megamanga> i just want some goon to feed me kids
21:00 <Saemon> she was refused and so she began to get abusive
21:00 <megamanga> you white dawg
22:00 <Serenity> we really dont need your whole life story
22:00 <Saemon> should have left her there longer it was a good show
22:00 <Saemon> but security acted fast
22:00 <megamanga> i studied data comms and a fair bit of electronics not that in depth tho
22:00 <megamanga> when it comes to abos they generally get there fast
22:00 <Saemon> of course.
23:00 <Saemon> it was an uneducated aboriginal female
23:00 <Saemon> who was pretty much helpless
23:00 <CannibalClown> like you
23:00 <megamanga> and by helpless you mean beligerant
23:00 <Saemon> so of course the mall cops would have be a hero in this case
23:00 <Saemon> cuz he has nothing to fear
23:00 <Serenity> jesus christ are you auditioning for david attenboroughs job
23:00 <megamanga> id snap her arm
23:00 <Saemon> with if in the place of the abo lady, was a buff young male abo man
23:00 <megamanga> and here we have the abo in their natural habitat, a dump full of vb cans and fruity lexia bags
24:00 <megamanga> panning along to their offspring you can see them scamming durries off the locals
24:00 <Saemon> bet the security would come runnin once the ordeal is over and the culprit gone.
24:00 <megamanga> ./end attenborough voice
24:00 <Saemon> and when asked why they took so long to come,
24:00 <Saemon> their excuse would be they were 'occupied elsewhere'
24:00 <megamanga> maybe your guards
24:00 <megamanga> we'd lose our job if we didnt get them
24:00 <Saemon> and in actuality, they are hiding in the toilet stall on thier phone
25:00 <CannibalClown> fuck up
25:00 <Scattered> yeah
25:00 <megamanga> next you'll claim im unedumacated for being a security guard
25:00 <megamanga> the only letters i need to know are u s and a
26:00 <Saemon> lol at david attenborough and your doco attempt
26:00 <Saemon> i cant touch type so my eyes is on my keyboard the whole time im typing
27:00 <CannibalClown> clearly
27:00 <megamanga> stop looking
27:00 <Saemon> so it takes late for me to finally finish and read the computer screen to see what is said
27:00 <megamanga> you wont learn otherwise
27:00 <CannibalClown> how about
27:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off
27:00 <CannibalClown> and you wont need to touch type
27:00 <Saemon> haha CannibalClown who r u?
27:00 <Scattered> true
27:00 <CannibalClown> yamum
27:00 <Scattered> goes hard
27:00 <Saemon> hehe i dont think so my mum doesnt use internet
28:00 <Saemon> she hates techonology period
28:00 <Saemon> its like helllloo progression mum this is liek the 21st century
28:00 <CannibalClown> wow
28:00 <Saemon> ive never played wow
28:00 <Saemon> im only a fan of the lore through the novels
29:00 <Maurice> CannibalClown seems like a bit of a nipple dick..
29:00 <Saemon> illidan stormrage is my fav character cuz in my eyes hes like an anti-hero
29:00 <CannibalClown> is this cunt for real
29:00 <Saemon> and just misunderstood
29:00 <Scattered> appears to be CannibalClown
29:00 <CannibalClown> i just
29:00 <CannibalClown> i dunno
29:00 <Saemon> who else was it in here that plays wow?
30:00 <megamanga> i'd kill myself if i played wow
30:00 <Saemon> i think it was doctor, theron or skirmish
30:00 <Maurice> Wheres your bikie moll, CannibalClown? Is she asleep?
30:00 <Maurice> Also, I can imagine her in leather on the back of your bike
30:00 <Saemon> lo megamanga its not that bad :P
30:00 <Saemon> lol*
30:00 <megamanga> it is
30:00 <Saemon> why do you have this view?
31:00 <Saemon> have u played it and not enjoyed it?
31:00 <CannibalClown> shes making me a sammich
31:00 <megamanga> i played it for 2 minutes
31:00 <Maurice> Ooer
31:00 <megamanga> i felt awful
31:00 <Maurice> Can she make me one, please
31:00 <Saemon> i see megamanga 
31:00 <Saemon> fair enough
31:00 <CannibalClown> wow is shitcunt game
31:00 <Saemon> ive never even actually played any of the game
32:00 <Saemon> i just read the warcraft novels
32:00 <megamanga> if you want an expensive hobby try wh40k
32:00 <Saemon> whats that?
33:00 <megamanga> warhammer
33:00 <Saemon> ic
33:00 <Maurice> If you want an expensive hobby, pick up hookers, pay them, fuck them, then murder then
33:00 <megamanga> thats not expensive
33:00 <megamanga> you get yoru money back
33:00 <Maurice> Doodle is quite successful at it
33:00 <Maurice> Them*
33:00 <Saemon> i use the services of escorts occasionally
34:00 <megamanga> ...
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah, nobody is surprised there
34:00 <Saemon> what?
34:00 <megamanga> how much extra is it to throatfuck them?
34:00 <Saemon> $100
34:00 <Saemon> but it pretty much depends on how well u click with them
34:00 <megamanga> i mean to the point where theystart crying and vomit everywhere
34:00 <Saemon> and if they find u attractive
35:00 <Saemon> lol no megamanga none would let u do that
35:00 <Saemon> unless maybe u offer $1000
35:00 <megamanga> ill offer the satisfaction of not having to vomit later
35:00 <Saemon> but i wouldnt know cuz i dont have that much to offer
35:00 <Maurice> You have to be in porn for that to happen, megamanga
35:00 <megamanga> damn
36:00 <Saemon> when u look at an escorts profile on a website, u can see what sort of services she offers
36:00 <megamanga> im not big enough for porn, i also dont wish to have herpes
36:00 <megamanga> it would be an epic day job tho
36:00 <Saemon> when u phone her, u can then ask specifically if she would do specific things u want to do and how much for ity
36:00 <megamanga> yeah i dont really look up escort websites or seek them out
36:00 <megamanga> aside driving through st kilda sometimes yelling at them
36:00 <Saemon> its all set up before the actualy start of the session
36:00 <Saemon> its very professional
36:00 <Maurice> Nobody seeks that shit out
37:00 <megamanga> we should open an escortagency
37:00 <megamanga> u wan sum fuk
37:00 <Saemon> roaming the streets for hookers is the dangerous dodgey way
37:00 <Saemon> most are drug addicts etc
38:00 <cherri_pie> i wouldnt do a hooker on the street no way
38:00 <cherri_pie> lol
38:00 <cherri_pie> u will catch something for sure
38:00 <Saemon> using escorts from a official proper escort agency is the way to do it
38:00 <megamanga> lol ^
38:00 <cherri_pie> they all shoot up
38:00 <Scattered> not if you put 2 rubbers on
38:00 <Saemon> they are basically like brothels
38:00 <Maurice> Or they'd catch something from you
38:00 <cherri_pie> parlors and escorts are actually professional
38:00 <megamanga> how about get a fucking girlfriend
38:00 <Saemon> but without the brothel 
38:00 <cherri_pie> you would be surprised
38:00 <megamanga> jesus
38:00 <cherri_pie> you wont catch anything at a parlor most of the time i think
38:00 <megamanga> im a fat ugly fuck and i have a mrs
38:00 <megamanga> its not hard
38:00 <Maurice> Same, megamanga
38:00 <cherri_pie> but u stil have to be careful i think
39:00 <Saemon> but megamanga
39:00 <Saemon> is your wife actually attractive though?
39:00 <cherri_pie> yeh exactly good point lol
39:00 <cherri_pie> ur wifes gotta be hot or theres no point
39:00 <cherri_pie> why u married then
39:00 <Saemon> im also fat and ugly and only females who pay attention to me are also fellow fat and ugly
39:00 <Saemon> just like me
39:00 <megamanga> she has all her teeth, is well educated and can carry a great conversation, is caring and supportive and we have the same interests
39:00 <cherri_pie> if ur gonna get ur balls broken and put up with shit
39:00 <megamanga> so yes, shes attractive
39:00 <Saemon> and im sorry but i dont like fat chicks
39:00 <cherri_pie> at least make sure shes hot lol
39:00 <Saemon> despite being a fat male myself
39:00 <Maurice> Some people go for more than looks
39:00 <Maurice> Not me, I'm totally superficial
40:00 <Saemon> i want thin model hot chicks
40:00 <cherri_pie> yeh tru u can go for more than looks
40:00 <Serenity> what the hell am i reading
40:00 <Serenity> :|
40:00 <Saemon> no way irl id get one
40:00 <megamanga> oh and she has big tits
40:00 <Saemon> so i pay for it
40:00 <megamanga> that was a winner for me
40:00 <Maurice> Bullshit, Serenity, thats what
40:00 <Saemon> its a win/win
40:00 <Saemon> i get what i want, the escort gets paid
40:00 <cherri_pie> they must hate it tho
40:00 <megamanga> i get wha i want, then she cooks me food
40:00 <megamanga> beat that
40:00 <cherri_pie> when they rock up and its some ugly cunt
40:00 <cherri_pie> and they have to fuck him
40:00 <cherri_pie> lol
40:00 <megamanga> how do you think they feel
40:00 <Saemon> i get my cock sucked my a hottie, the hottie gets money to feed her kid or watever she does with it
40:00 <Saemon> all are happy
40:00 <Maurice> Too fucking bad for them, they get paid to whore themselves out
41:00 <Saemon> i dont see the negative stigma around the whole thing
41:00 <cherri_pie> i know but still its gross
41:00 <megamanga> its their fault for being filthy whores
41:00 <Maurice> If they hate it, get a new career
41:00 <cherri_pie> wow you guys are a soft touch hey
41:00 <cherri_pie> loll
41:00 <cherri_pie> i guess u have a point tho
41:00 <cherri_pie> but i dont think anyone wants to do that job
41:00 <cherri_pie> they must be very lost ppl
41:00 <Scattered> filthy whores are the best sorty
41:00 <cherri_pie> with bad lives
41:00 <megamanga> if they wanted a job where they didnt get rammed up the coit they could get a job at safeway
41:00 <Maurice> Well going by the industry, lots of people want to do that job
41:00 <cherri_pie> lololol safeway
42:00 <cherri_pie> what a sick cunt
42:00 <cherri_pie> going old school by saying safeway
42:00 <Saemon> yeah sometimes i really am curous cherri_pie as to why some hookers do wat they do
42:00 <Maurice> How is that old school?
42:00 <cherri_pie> woolies is shit safeway is better
42:00 <cherri_pie> coz its all woolworths now maurice
42:00 <Maurice> They're the same thing
42:00 <megamanga> its the same fucking company
42:00 <Maurice> Except in different states
42:00 <cherri_pie> safeway is the old school name
42:00 <Serenity> id be a hooker
42:00 <megamanga> subsidiary or not
42:00 <Maurice> I'd pay you, Serenity
42:00 <cherri_pie> na its wollies everywhere now
42:00 <Serenity> imagine all those free vagina wipes you could claim through tax
42:00 <Saemon> i had this nice super attractive 18 yr old chick once
42:00 <Maurice> LOL
42:00 <cherri_pie> anyway yeh 
42:00 <cherri_pie> back to the hooker stories
43:00 <Saemon> she was beaituful
43:00 <cherri_pie> :p
43:00 <megamanga> does that make abortions a tax write off?
43:00 <Serenity> HAHA
43:00 <cherri_pie> how much did this 18 yr old cost u 
43:00 <cherri_pie> at least 300 i bet
43:00 <Serenity> hazard pay
43:00 <Saemon> $200 for half an hour
43:00 <cherri_pie> and thats for 30 mins
43:00 <Saemon> $300 for 1 hour
43:00 <megamanga> fucken hell
43:00 <megamanga> 300 for an hour LOL
43:00 <cherri_pie> 300 for one hour
43:00 <Maurice> cherri_pie seems to know a lot about hookers
43:00 <cherri_pie> bullshit
43:00 <cherri_pie> lol
43:00 <megamanga> go to the pub, get smashed and pick up some slut
43:00 <megamanga> 30 bucks in drinks
43:00 <Saemon> i payed the $300 cuz i was instantly had a crush on her
44:00 <Maurice> And he has no legs, so gets it where he can
44:00 <megamanga> same chance of catchin something
44:00 <Saemon> she was exotic, half white half asian
44:00 <cherri_pie> 300 for an hour is cheap
44:00 <Saemon> she looked like that chick from smallville
44:00 <megamanga> i fucked an exotic once... it kept barking
44:00 <Saemon> kristin krook or watever
44:00 <Saemon> fuck man she was seriosly model material
44:00 <Maurice> What do you charge, cherri_pie? If 300 is cheap?
44:00 <Saemon> tall as well
44:00 <Maurice> LOL megamanga
44:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with like
44:00 <Serenity> getting a girlfriend
44:00 <cherri_pie> even hookers reject me maurice
45:00 <cherri_pie> so i wouldnt know
45:00 <Saemon> i felt so inferior in her presence i was immediately ashamed of seeing her for her services 
45:00 <cherri_pie> im a fat piece of shit
45:00 <cherri_pie> :P
45:00 <megamanga> i am like the least desirable person ever and i have a gf
45:00 <megamanga> LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE
45:00 <Maurice> We know
45:00 <CannibalClown> lol
45:00 <Serenity> just remember
45:00 <Saemon> yeah megamanga but ugly attracts ugly
45:00 <Serenity> even honey boo boo's mum is married
45:00 <Maurice> Rofl
45:00 <megamanga> then legless will atract legless
45:00 <Saemon> is your gf or wife ugly as well megamanga?
45:00 <megamanga> are all your hookers legless?
45:00 <Maurice> Ugly does not attract ugly
46:00 <Serenity> LOL
46:00 <Maurice> How do you explain those fat ugly dudes with the hot chicks?
46:00 <Saemon> well from my expericne that seems to be the case
46:00 <Maurice> Or vice versa?
46:00 <Serenity> massive feet i bet
46:00 <Maurice> Your experience is to PAY people to pretend you're attractive
46:00 <Saemon> alot of fat chicks at my chess club seems to be interested in me
46:00 <Saemon> it annoys me
46:00 <megamanga> fuck them in the ass
46:00 <Maurice> Lol @ massive feet
46:00 <Maurice> Next time I will look for that
46:00 <megamanga> i bet they are into kinky shit
46:00 <Saemon> why cant more attractive ones feel the same way about me
47:00 <Saemon> im greatful for their interest in me dont get me wrong
47:00 <megamanga> you should be grateful someone shows interest at all
47:00 <Saemon> but they are not my type, jus tlike how im not someones type either
47:00 <Serenity> i just...
47:00 <Serenity> i dont even know where to begin
47:00 <megamanga> i know where
47:00 <megamanga> thatll be 200 bucks thanks
48:00 <Maurice> For 7 mins
48:00 <megamanga> of my pleasure
48:00 <CannibalClown> when youre in your position Saemon you take what you can get
48:00 <megamanga> you wont feel a thing but that doesnt matter because im a guy
48:00 <Saemon> fat ugly dudes with hot chicks, my guess would be money
48:00 <Saemon> same with old dudes and hot chicks
48:00 <Maurice> Your guess is shit
49:00 <Serenity> i cant believe theres actually people out there that base a relationship entirely off of how people look
49:00 <megamanga> ^
49:00 <Serenity> no wonder theres so many broken relationships these days
49:00 <Maurice> I've based ours off the size of your norks
49:00 <megamanga> same
49:00 <CannibalClown> thats pretty strong
49:00 <Serenity> ;D
49:00 <megamanga> dd + or bust
49:00 <megamanga> hehehe bust
49:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <megamanga> how much does it cost for a chick to tongue your fartbox Saemon 
50:00 <Maurice> Heaps
50:00 <megamanga> and do they stop if you actually fart?
50:00 <Maurice> They have to get a pulley system into play to make it happen
50:00 <megamanga> so many questions
50:00 <Saemon> well in regards to relationships and looks, i can bond with a fat chick and stuff, really get along and connect if we date. but there would never be sex in our relationship though because i simply could not get an erection from the sight and thought of a fat body
50:00 <Saemon> thats just how it is
51:00 <Saemon> with me
51:00 <megamanga> she'd probably be dry as a desert after a dinner with you anyway
51:00 <CannibalClown> im surprised it even works
51:00 <Maurice> They dodged a bullet
51:00 <CannibalClown> ^
51:00 <megamanga> a semen bullet
51:00 <Maurice> (23:51:20) (megamanga): she'd probably be dry as a desert after a dinner with you anyway
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <Serenity> I LOLD
51:00 <megamanga> stop being so vein
51:00 <Maurice> Lol vain
51:00 <megamanga> im sleep deprived so excuse the fuck ups
51:00 <Saemon> LOL thats a good one megamanga
52:00 <megamanga> man just go see a fatty from chess club
52:00 <megamanga> even if u dont root her ull have friends and wont be ridiculed from cunts here
52:00 <Maurice> I'm glad all guys aren't as nipple dicked as Saemon, because I was a fat chick through pregnancy
52:00 <megamanga> its win win man
52:00 <Maurice> But hey, I still got laid, without paying for it
52:00 <Saemon> see a fatty from chess club for what?
52:00 <Saemon> ah
53:00 <Serenity> its always thesingle weirdos who are the biggest cunts about looks eetc
53:00 <Saemon> yeah i do visit them as friends
53:00 <Serenity> its like geee i wonder why you're single
53:00 <Maurice> Especially when they're missing bits
53:00 <CannibalClown> cos theyre cunts
53:00 <CannibalClown> missing lots
53:00 <Maurice> But they'd take the first mong who voluntarily touched them
53:00 <CannibalClown> its like 1/3 of his body
53:00 <Serenity> yeah like im sure a faty girl wouldnt be offended if brad pit was all.. sorry youre not my type
54:00 <Saemon> maurice becoming fat through pregenancy and being thin beforehand when yous first met 
54:00 <Saemon> thats for me is different
54:00 <Maurice> Uhm, no it's not
54:00 <Maurice> When I first met my husband, I was obese
54:00 <Serenity> but when someone whos only like 1/2 a person.... thinks they should be fucking someone like mila kunis
54:00 <Serenity> yeahhh no
54:00 <Saemon> if i had a wife and she was hot when we met and married etc, and she grew fat
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <Saemon> i woudlnt mind
54:00 <Maurice> Lol the funny thing is, you'll never get a wife
54:00 <Saemon> becase my love for her would already be establishged
54:00 <megamanga> theres always a waifu
54:00 <Saemon> established*
55:00 <megamanga> theyre only 100 bucks
55:00 <megamanga> FolkDancer:  would you bang a fatty?
56:00 <Saemon> its akin to having a best fried who lost his fortune gone bankrupt and became a homeless bum
56:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
56:00 <Maurice> HELLO TO YOU, FOLKDANCER
56:00 <megamanga> dont disappear before answering
56:00 <Saemon> you'd still be thier friend, cuz of the bond yous had growing up together
56:00 <Saemon> throughtout primary and highschool and uni etc
56:00 <megamanga> ive got a bond
56:00 <Maurice> I've got a James Bond
56:00 <Saemon> but if u were to just meet a homeless bum on the street, chances are u wouldnt want to befriend him
56:00 <megamanga> vegabond
56:00 <megamanga> hurrrrr
57:00 <megamanga> of course i would
57:00 <megamanga> just because he shouts at a bottle and wont wash
57:00 <Maurice> How do you think you made those earlier friendships? By spending time with them
57:00 <Maurice> I tell you, if I ever met Saemon, I would tip him out of his wheelchair and kick him
58:00 <megamanga> i bet its all a farce
58:00 <FolkDancer> certain answers and questions wud be required between us megamanga
58:00 <Saemon> true maurice i guess you got a point there too
58:00 <megamanga> the underlying topic was are you so shallow that if you clicked with a fatty you wouldnt form a reationships with them
58:00 <megamanga> i just tried to simplify it
59:00 <Saemon> no thats wrong megamanga
59:00 <megamanga> oh my typing is fucked
59:00 <Saemon> i would form a relationship with them
59:00 <Saemon> i just wont want to have sex with them
59:00 <Maurice> He just cant get it up for them..
59:00 <megamanga> would you tongue their fartbox?
59:00 <Maurice> Erectile dysfunction
59:00 <FolkDancer> offhand i can't answer a yes or no to your question
59:00 <Saemon> sex is not the be all and end all in a relationship
59:00 <gir> I would weld his wheels so they dont move
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <megamanga> fuck you canadians and your undecidedness
59:00 <Maurice> And gir comes to the party
59:00 <Saemon> to me sex is just a thing to satisfy a physical lust/desire
00:00 <megamanga> its more than that
00:00 <Maurice> Sex is a pretty big part of it
00:00 <FolkDancer> no it ain't saemon
00:00 <CannibalClown> sex is an important part
00:00 <megamanga> shooting big ropey loads whrever you want is pretty satisfying
00:00 <Saemon> yeah i know how society and most other ppl view sex
00:00 <cherri_pie> sex is fucking bullshit we waste too much time on it
00:00 <Maurice> Ok so, we've figured out the virgin in the room
00:00 <CannibalClown> its only you that thinks its not
00:00 <cherri_pie> if we used that time to worry about making money instead of worrying about sex
00:00 <Maurice> Oh, now we've figured out the whore
00:00 <Saemon> but my view of sex is twisted i know this, its because ive been paying for it for too long
00:00 <cherri_pie> we would all be fucking rich
00:00 <CannibalClown> LOL @ cherri_pie
00:00 <Saemon> ive become desensitised and its lost meaning for me
00:00 <megamanga> are you a wizard Saemon ?
01:00 <cherri_pie> dude your the smart one paying for it
01:00 <cherri_pie> you get what you want without any hassle
01:00 <Maurice> LOL and how exactly do you make money?
01:00 <cherri_pie> have you tried fucking a bitch lately
01:00 <megamanga> wizard = virgin at 30
01:00 <cherri_pie> serioulsy
01:00 <cherri_pie> to pick up a bitch and fuck her these days is impossible
01:00 <Maurice> ...
01:00 <megamanga> what?
01:00 <Maurice> You manage just fine
01:00 <cherri_pie> and the trouble they put you through isnt worth it
01:00 <cherri_pie> they break your fucking balls
01:00 <cherri_pie> they stress you out
01:00 <megamanga> the only trouble most guys have is getting them to leave
01:00 <megamanga> what planet are you on
01:00 <Saemon> i dont bother trying to pick up chicks anymore
02:00 <Maurice> This is breaking my brain
02:00 <cherri_pie> you dont even want to fuck them by the time there ready to fuck you l;ol
02:00 <Saemon> i tried a couple of times, got rejected, confidence crushed, gave up
02:00 <CannibalClown> LMAO @ cherri_pie
02:00 <cherri_pie> yep exactly
02:00 <Maurice> Saemon, you can't pick up anything, give it up
02:00 <cherri_pie> can u blame him
02:00 <CannibalClown> someones been burnt
02:00 <Saemon> paying for it much less emotional pain
02:00 <cherri_pie> biches are fucking stupid
02:00 <Maurice> By pink pearl
02:00 <cherri_pie> they have too much confidence
02:00 <Saemon> i have given it up Maurice
02:00 <cherri_pie> coz guys are so desperate
02:00 <Saemon> i dont try to date anymore
02:00 <cherri_pie> fuck pink pearl the slut
03:00 <Saemon> cuz i know i wont succeed
03:00 <cherri_pie> she was married and walked out on her husband to fuck her ex bf
03:00 <megamanga> ive never given a chick an angry dragon
03:00 <Maurice> I like how shes preaching to the married/partnered people, and the only single one is a cripple
03:00 <cherri_pie> what does that tell you
03:00 <cherri_pie> no point getting married
03:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOOL
03:00 <cherri_pie> somoene will end up cheating
03:00 <cherri_pie> its always the girl who does
03:00 <Maurice> LOLOL
03:00 <megamanga> im never getting married
03:00 <Maurice> Really?
03:00 <cherri_pie> yes really
03:00 <Saemon> cherri_pie wow u have such a negative view on life and marriage
03:00 <Maurice> I've been married for 10 years, with him for 13
03:00 <megamanga> i dont believe in the bs, partners is fine
03:00 <cherri_pie> if she doesnt cheat you will get divorced from boredom in the end
03:00 <Maurice> I've never had a different dick
03:00 <Saemon> look at me and even im not like you
04:00 <Saemon> i do believe in marriage
04:00 <cherri_pie> money is more important to me than marriage
04:00 <Saemon> provided the couple are right for eachother
04:00 <megamanga> i dont think i cold ever get bored of tits
04:00 <megamanga> tits are the best
04:00 <cherri_pie> and some stupid slut giving me head aches every day
04:00 <Saemon> its a beautiful lifelong bond
04:00 <cherri_pie> about shit that doesnt even make sense
04:00 <Maurice> I have money and marriage.
04:00 <cherri_pie> i find that hard to believe maurice
04:00 <Saemon> and whoever manages to achieve it is very lucky
04:00 <Maurice> Why?
04:00 <cherri_pie> successful ppl dont spend there whole lives online
04:00 <Saemon> snap.
04:00 <cherri_pie> there quite busy with responsibilities
04:00 <Maurice> Rofl
04:00 <Maurice> You idiot
05:00 <Maurice> I'm midnight, he works up north
05:00 <megamanga> your stomach is obv empty and your balls are full, thats why you have shit relationships
05:00 <CannibalClown> my god
05:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrr
05:00 <Maurice> Should I sit by the phone and wait for him to ring?
05:00 <CannibalClown> this cherri_pie cunt is so fucked up
05:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, he did that at 8pm
05:00 <CannibalClown> for real
05:00 <cherri_pie> maurice are u talking to me
05:00 <cherri_pie> coz ur not making sense 
05:00 <Serenity> yeah Maurice its like our kids
05:00 <megamanga> i am euphoric
05:00 <cherri_pie> i dont know you or your life
05:00 <Serenity> we're supposed to watch them at the school gates
05:00 <Serenity> and when they sleep
05:00 <cherri_pie> you seem like a bum to me im just being honest
05:00 <Maurice> (00:04:34) (Maurice): I have money and marriage.
05:00 <Maurice> (00:04:43) (cherri_pie): i find that hard to believe maurice
05:00 <Maurice> You seem to think you do.
05:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
05:00 <megamanga> you're meant to document the time and duration that they masturbated
06:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I forgot about that
06:00 <Maurice> I better go sit in the hallway so I can have 2 eyes on 3 kids
06:00 <cherri_pie> well if i was rich i wouldnt be here thats all i know
06:00 <Maurice> What would you be doing? Trawling Venice?
06:00 <cherri_pie> id be doing some V I P shit somewhere
06:00 <cherri_pie> yep exactly
06:00 <cherri_pie> that kinda shit
06:00 <Maurice> Oh and, I never said rich, YOU did, I said money and marriage
06:00 <cherri_pie> livvin it up like a mofo
06:00 <megamanga> i'd be parking boats in the canals so the fire fighters couldnt get hrough
06:00 <megamanga> fucking venice
06:00 <CannibalClown> so delusional
06:00 <cherri_pie> and thinking of you new business strategies for the next day
06:00 <Maurice> It's really hard to have a proper chat
07:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
07:00 <cherri_pie> ok then muarice
07:00 <CannibalClown> this fuckhead needs to leave
07:00 <Maurice> Maurice*
07:00 <cherri_pie> but by saying money it sounded like you have more money than you need
07:00 <cherri_pie> which would mean your successful
07:00 <Maurice> I don't live centrelink to centrelink, like you do
07:00 <Maurice> So yeah, I have more than I need
07:00 <CannibalClown> lol
07:00 <cherri_pie> i dont either i study
07:00 <Maurice> Rofl
07:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry
07:00 <Maurice> Austudy
07:00 <CannibalClown> so you do
07:00 <cherri_pie> whatever
08:00 <Maurice> I bet it's abstufy
08:00 <Maurice> Study*
08:00 <cherri_pie> i bet its not
08:00 <CannibalClown> i bet youre still mooching off the gubbamint
08:00 <cherri_pie> na im not
08:00 <cherri_pie> but i need to atm
08:00 <cherri_pie> lol
08:00 <megamanga> god damn gument
08:00 <cherri_pie> coz im broke as fuck
08:00 <megamanga> gubment
08:00 <CannibalClown> so you are
08:00 <cherri_pie> i shuld think about asking for aus study
08:00 <megamanga> fuckin gubment took me 5 kids
09:00 <cherri_pie> but one day i wont be broke
09:00 <cherri_pie> and i will take all you sad mother fuckers out to dinner
09:00 <CannibalClown> but youre still mooching
09:00 <cherri_pie> or have a party for you all
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah, nobody will show up to that party
09:00 <cherri_pie> but i wont turn up lol
09:00 <cherri_pie> how do you know marice
09:00 <cherri_pie> i bet they would
09:00 <Maurice> Maurice* for the 2nd time
09:00 <cherri_pie> especialy if it was expensive and free
09:00 <Maurice> And because nobody likes you
09:00 <cherri_pie> well i wont be there
10:00 <cherri_pie> so you dont have to like me
10:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
10:00 <cherri_pie> just like spending my money
10:00 <cherri_pie> surely everyone would like that
10:00 <megamanga> i wish i could shoot a big ropey load on your face cherri_pie 
10:00 <megamanga> while yelling i am euphoric
10:00 <Maurice> You have no money, and by your convo, will never have any
10:00 <Maurice> So stop day dreaming
10:00 <Maurice> Lol megamanga
10:00 <cherri_pie> what makes u think i wont have any
10:00 <cherri_pie> what have i said that makes me look like i wont have any
10:00 <cherri_pie> you sound like your jealous 
10:00 <megamanga> come to think of it i just wanna shoot a big ropey load
10:00 <megamanga> desk pop 
11:00 <Maurice> Oh uhm, everything
11:00 <cherri_pie> only haters talk like that
11:00 <cherri_pie> your sad maurice
11:00 <Maurice> You're*
11:00 <megamanga> are you the kim jong illest?
11:00 <cherri_pie> after i offer to have a party and pay your expenses
11:00 <cherri_pie> so you can have a good time
11:00 <cherri_pie> you shoot me down
11:00 <Maurice> You can't offer shit except and STD
11:00 <cherri_pie> thats bad karma maurice
11:00 <megamanga> if you pay for it and don't show up we'll have a mighty time
11:00 <cherri_pie> exactly
11:00 <CannibalClown> what are you on about cherri_pie
11:00 <megamanga> just sayin
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <cherri_pie> and thats what i said i would do
12:00 <cherri_pie> i wont turn up
12:00 <cherri_pie> but il pay for a party for all you guys
12:00 <Maurice> It doesn't know, CannibalClown
12:00 <megamanga> sounds good to me
12:00 <cherri_pie> so you can have a good time
12:00 <cherri_pie> and have something nice in your life for once
12:00 <CannibalClown> its just rambling
12:00 <cherri_pie> whats wrong with that
12:00 <megamanga> youshould talk to shads
12:00 <cherri_pie> and maurice is ragging about it
12:00 <megamanga> you might hook up, you seem similar
12:00 <cherri_pie> telling me im a nobody
12:00 <cherri_pie> and im never gonna have shit
12:00 <Maurice> About your pretend party?
12:00 <cherri_pie> lol
12:00 <Maurice> Uh huh
12:00 <cherri_pie> who said its pretend
12:00 <Maurice> (00:08:51) (cherri_pie): coz im broke as fuck
12:00 <cherri_pie> just because it hasnt happened yet
12:00 <Maurice> YOU did
13:00 <cherri_pie> does that mean it will never happen?
13:00 <cherri_pie> oh right coz im broke as fuck now
13:00 <Maurice> Yes
13:00 <cherri_pie> mean i will never have any moeny
13:00 <cherri_pie> i like your logic maurice
13:00 <cherri_pie> very determined
13:00 <cherri_pie> lol
13:00 <Maurice> You always will be, your aids medication will put pay to that.
13:00 <cherri_pie> its clear why your whole life will always be based on this chat site
13:00 <cherri_pie> yeh your so funny maurice
13:00 <Maurice> I know I am
13:00 <cherri_pie> too bad your shitty internet jokes dont get you paidf
13:00 <cherri_pie> the sum total of maurices life
14:00 <cherri_pie> making shit jokes on the internet
14:00 <megamanga> sponsors pay me to make horrible puns
14:00 <cherri_pie> that no one cares about
14:00 <cherri_pie> hoping to achiece a laugh by ppl she doesnt even know
14:00 <cherri_pie> lol
14:00 <cherri_pie> well dont maurice
14:00 <Maurice> Seriously, how hard is it to TAB my nick
14:00 <cherri_pie> thats the path to success if i ever heard it
14:00 <cherri_pie> its too hard for me
14:00 <megamanga> maris pretty hard
14:00 <cherri_pie> ur not worth a tab
14:00 <cherri_pie> why would i tab you
14:00 <cherri_pie> as if spelling your name is important
14:00 <cherri_pie> your an idiot to me
14:00 <cherri_pie> and always will be
15:00 <Maurice> Wow, a rant
15:00 <cherri_pie> u think my aim is to impress you?
15:00 <cherri_pie> lol
15:00 <cherri_pie> ur funny
15:00 <cherri_pie> u think ur so important on a random chat site
15:00 <megamanga> are you and pieter and shads related?
15:00 <cherri_pie> that ppl are supposed to care what u think
15:00 <cherri_pie> thats pretty funny
15:00 <megamanga> same gear?
15:00 <Maurice> I think they're the same person
15:00 <Serenity> well to be fair
15:00 <Serenity> if someone repeatedly comes back to a place
15:00 <Serenity> its not really random
15:00 <Maurice> LOL
16:00 <Serenity> and if you're here enough to draw an accurate conclusion about Maurice
16:00 <Serenity> does that make you just as big a 'loser' as her
16:00 <cherri_pie> um no?
16:00 <Maurice> Rofl
16:00 <cherri_pie> and this site is random
16:00 <cherri_pie> who else knows about it
16:00 <Maurice> Oh god
16:00 <Serenity> baw-bow sorry eddy
16:00 <cherri_pie> besides you idiots
16:00 <megamanga> sah randum
16:00 <Maurice> Uhm, everyone in here?
16:00 <cherri_pie> u think ur the centre of the universe
16:00 <Maurice> Or on Austnet?
16:00 <Q{{bon_ton> Maurice, is such a simple person
16:00 <cherri_pie> umm everyone in here who is so important right?
16:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
16:00 <Q{{bon_ton> i can tell all from 300mili second glance
17:00 <cherri_pie> a bunch of drug addicted mentally ill ppl
17:00 <cherri_pie> right 
17:00 <cherri_pie> i see what ur saying
17:00 <cherri_pie> lol
17:00 <megamanga> lol u must be pieter
17:00 <Maurice> Don't be so hard on yourself
17:00 <megamanga> always with the drug addict angle
17:00 <CannibalClown> loool
17:00 <Maurice> Go kick a bin
17:00 <cherri_pie> id rather kick ur head instead 
17:00 <cherri_pie> coz ur a moron
17:00 <Maurice> You're*
17:00 <Maurice> And ok, come on over
17:00 <cherri_pie> it might help your brain function better
17:00 <Maurice> Yeah, between the two of us, I know who's brain is engaged.
18:00 <Maurice> And here's a hint, it's not yours
18:00 <cherri_pie> engaged?
18:00 <cherri_pie> what does that mean
18:00 <Maurice> You read me.
18:00 <Maurice> LOL
18:00 <cherri_pie> no i dont
18:00 <megamanga> set course for vadge
18:00 <Maurice> Thank you
18:00 <Serenity> um.
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <Maurice> Rofl
18:00 <Q{{bon_ton> engaged with a ring !
18:00 <cherri_pie> and full stops dont make you intelligent
18:00 <cherri_pie> or make what u say important
18:00 <Q{{bon_ton> u got a ring, cherri_pie
18:00 <cherri_pie> just for the record
18:00 <cherri_pie> they just make u look like an idiot
18:00 <cherri_pie> i.
18:00 <cherri_pie> am.
18:00 <cherri_pie> important. what i say. is important.
18:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
18:00 <Q{{bon_ton> there u go
19:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
19:00 <megamanga> could you like take a break
19:00 <Serenity> I think you broke her
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <megamanga> im trying to see tits and you're ruining it
19:00 <Maurice> Shes till right though, keep that in mind..
19:00 <cherri_pie> i am maurice. i am important. when i speak on a random internet site to other retards. you must listen.
19:00 <megamanga> stop ranting
19:00 <Maurice> Still*
19:00 <cherri_pie> oh wow
19:00 <cherri_pie> you made a spelling mistake
19:00 <cherri_pie> really maurice
19:00 <Maurice> Typo
19:00 <cherri_pie> you cant spell how pathetic
19:00 <megamanga> such anger
19:00 <cherri_pie> no it wasnt
19:00 <megamanga> much fight
19:00 <Maurice> Not as retarded as your question sweetie
19:00 <cherri_pie> your just un educated
19:00 <megamanga> many words
19:00 <cherri_pie> and cant spell
20:00 <cherri_pie> its *still
20:00 <cherri_pie> there u go u finally learned something
20:00 <cherri_pie> you have to start somewhere lol
20:00 <megamanga> the biggest fail troll of 2014
20:00 <Maurice> LOL
20:00 <cherri_pie> yeh its funny that im not even trolling
20:00 <cherri_pie> coz i have better things to do with my time
20:00 <Serenity> the fact you're not trolling makes it worse tbh
20:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1982140_513952132046442_486018296_n.jpg
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Maurice> Obviously not
20:00 <cherri_pie> sorry i dont understand internet talk
20:00 <megamanga> like do meth and write rants?
21:00 <cherri_pie> troll must be a big word for you
21:00 <cherri_pie> it must have a lot of importance associated with it
21:00 <cherri_pie> and must be a huge event for you in your life
21:00 <megamanga> the longest word i know is fuck
21:00 <cherri_pie> i on the other hand couldnt care less
21:00 <megamanga> 4 letters is hard man
21:00 <cherri_pie> it means nothing to me, just like your existence on here
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> whats goin up in there mate
21:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
21:00 <Maurice> Counting to 4 is harder, megamanga
21:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you got a cherri butt brain
21:00 <megamanga> hahahaha
21:00 <cherri_pie> i didnt say 4 letters was hard 
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <cherri_pie> i said the word troll is a big deal to you
21:00 <megamanga> always stealin mi lighter cherri_pie 
22:00 <cherri_pie> yeh junky
22:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1970367_513841168724205_1167860342_n.jpg
22:00 <cherri_pie> go find your lighter you drug addicted fuck
22:00 <cherri_pie> lol
22:00 <cherri_pie> your so cool man
22:00 <megamanga> every fuckig time i ge called a junkie
22:00 <cherri_pie> on the bongs or whatever u take
22:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking grub
22:00 <megamanga> see
22:00 <cherri_pie> how do you buy your gear
22:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking bum
22:00 <megamanga> marijuanas straight away
22:00 <cherri_pie> you dont have money
22:00 <Serenity> ugh
22:00 <cherri_pie> loll
22:00 <cherri_pie> yeh 
22:00 <megamanga> straight to the u do marijuanas
22:00 <cherri_pie> weed you cheap cunt
22:00 <Serenity> UR A STONER MEGA
22:00 <Serenity> JUNKY STONER.
22:00 <megamanga> of course
22:00 <cherri_pie> coz u cant afford anything else
22:00 <megamanga> im atwork with 4 ivs
22:00 <Maurice> SHOOT IT UP
22:00 <cherri_pie> oh wow your so cool junky
22:00 <cherri_pie> you do drugs omg
23:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE*
23:00 <Maurice> Ffs, have you learnt nothing?
23:00 <cherri_pie> you rebel to society
23:00 <cherri_pie> maurice *still
23:00 <Serenity> whos on drugs?
23:00 <Serenity> wtf
23:00 <megamanga> me obv
23:00 <Serenity> share
23:00 <megamanga> injeckshun of marijuanas
23:00 <Maurice> From what I'm reading, cherri_pie is
23:00 <cherri_pie> serenity doesnt even know whos on drugs
23:00 <cherri_pie> wow
23:00 <Maurice> Not sure you want that, though
23:00 <Serenity> why would i know
23:00 <cherri_pie> talk about not being observant
23:00 <cherri_pie> :/
23:00 <Maurice> ...
23:00 <megamanga> i cant stop farting
23:00 <cherri_pie> coz you seem to focus alot on whats going on here serenity
23:00 <Maurice> That's hot
23:00 <megamanga> it must be all this weed
23:00 <Maurice> A lot
24:00 <cherri_pie> im surprised you missed an important event like that
24:00 <Maurice> I bet it's the meth, megamanga
24:00 <Maurice> You junkie
24:00 <cherri_pie> he cant afford meth
24:00 <cherri_pie> so no its not
24:00 <cherri_pie> lol
24:00 <Maurice> lulz
24:00 <cherri_pie> its probably dishwashing liquid
24:00 <megamanga> nah cant afford meth
24:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to, too
24:00 <cherri_pie> or drain cleaner
24:00 <megamanga> just krokodil
24:00 <Maurice> Nom
24:00 <Maurice> I love that flesh eating shit
24:00 <Serenity> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TTPQCPA6I/AAAAAAAACwA/ZHZH-Bi8OmI/s400/ALOT2.png
24:00 <Maurice> Rofl Serenity
25:00 <Maurice> I love that blog
25:00 <cherri_pie> yep serenity that looks like you
25:00 <Maurice> Her and her bf are rather cute
25:00 <cherri_pie> except the bear should be a computer
25:00 <megamanga> cherri_pie: is this you?http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/IKHpkB4wKd0/maxresdefault.jpg
25:00 <cherri_pie> and have the austnet logo on it
25:00 <cherri_pie> lol
25:00 <Serenity> damoo gimme ya fucken loiter
25:00 <cherri_pie> omg this dude cant even link
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> haha
25:00 <cherri_pie> what a junky reject
25:00 <CiggyButtBrain> does austnet even have a logo?
26:00 <cherri_pie> learn to link you spastic cunt
26:00 <cherri_pie> you fail even at that
26:00 <cherri_pie> lol
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> or just longies face
26:00 <megamanga> the link worked fine?
26:00 <cherri_pie> well it used to have a logo
26:00 <Serenity> the link worked fine
26:00 <Maurice> Damn cut off
26:00 <Maurice> It was 'contradicting ways'
26:00 <CiggyButtBrain> thanks, the suspense was killing me
26:00 <megamanga> a better ban would have been "cunt i dont even know you. what lighter?
27:00 <Maurice> I get that a lot
27:00 <Maurice> Lol
27:00 <gir> wooo 
27:00 <Maurice> I used to go to parties as a youngen, and come home with 6 lighters
27:00 <Excessive> I was gonnah type that if he knew abt how to fix someone else's mistake he wouldah known where to copy/paste the link from and makkeit work
27:00 <Maurice> People thought getting horrible colours would help
27:00 <Maurice> No, it didn't
27:00 <megamanga> the poo brown seems to be popular now
27:00 <megamanga> lighters
28:00 <Maurice> I bought a lighter 2 weeks ago, the girl asked me what colour I wanted
28:00 <Maurice> 'Uhm, I don't care, I'm not a teenager'
28:00 <Maurice> I got black
28:00 <megamanga> i wnt a lighter shaped like a cock 
28:00 <Maurice> I have a cock shaped straw
28:00 <megamanga> my loins burn eternal
28:00 <megamanga> id say that every time i lit it
28:00 <megamanga> until people wanted to kill me
29:00 <Serenity> i used to have a lighter cover that was a mans naked body with a willy on it
29:00 <Maurice> We're already at defcon 5
29:00 <Serenity> my ex had one that was a woman with boobs
29:00 <Maurice> Was the willy to scale
29:00 <Serenity> it was lol
29:00 <megamanga> my willy is to scale
29:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <megamanga> (__)_)=D see
29:00 <Maurice> Mine too
29:00 <Maurice> We're penis twins
31:00 <ZaPBuzZ> my wifi id was funny
31:00 <ZaPBuzZ> :say penis for the password"
31:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
31:00 <megamanga> you should change it to jewsdid911
31:00 <ZaPBuzZ> dyslexia sux
32:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i like that
32:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lololol
32:00 <Maurice> HAHA this got me http://explosm.net/comics/2991/
33:00 <ZaPBuzZ> after dumbing my brain with half brain facebook memes ive chilled out
35:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i hate being jealous 
35:00 <megamanga> im only jealous of people with nice cars, cunts wheres my mclaren p1
36:00 <ZaPBuzZ> id like a delorian  i just think the doors are cool lol
36:00 <megamanga> the engines are shit
37:00 <megamanga> crap out all he time
37:00 <megamanga> no 88mph
37:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
37:00 <megamanga> only broken dreams
37:00 <ZaPBuzZ> they are old though
38:00 <Excessive> wat kindah engine does it have?
38:00 <ZaPBuzZ> people said holden camiras are crap yet i owned and operated one for almost 6 years with only minor home mainteneance and the big V's on the freeway? u could tell they didnt like the threat
38:00 <Excessive> looks like it could fit a Buick V6
39:00 <megamanga> volvo v6
39:00 <ZaPBuzZ> oh look a camira its going to beat meee
39:00 <megamanga> the ones that used to blow up in the 240s
39:00 <Excessive> ah rite
39:00 <Excessive> yeah they're a pretty shit thing
40:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i drive a mitsubishi magna now .... its an advance :D
40:00 <megamanga> i drive a flying nimbus
40:00 <ZaPBuzZ> but ... it isnt mine my daddy lends it
41:00 <megamanga> you can get one for 500 bucks
41:00 <Excessive> but even better if u owned a delorian and had some money to spend on it .......... or rather wat I would do ........ and I know that it sounds out of character, but I'd drop in a Tryumph alloy V8 in it ......... nice, small and light
41:00 <megamanga> gay
42:00 <megamanga> it obv needs vtec yo
42:00 <youshutup> oh i miss cannibus i think the last bong was 2 years ago
43:00 <Excessive> oh wait ........... the Rover had small alloy V8's too
43:00 <youshutup> sings: what if god smoked cannibus
43:00 <megamanga> what if god tongued animals
44:00 <youshutup> god makes cannibus man makes alcohol id choose cannibus 
44:00 <megamanga> this is where gnostic logic is flawed
44:00 <youshutup> illegal it is to own a bong here :(
44:00 <megamanga> if god mad man, then anything man makes was inherently made by god
44:00 <megamanga> gnosticism does my head in
45:00 <Excessive> nah, god makes man ............. man makes machine .......... the ultimate revenge!
45:00 <BlackDevil> my dick is full of pee
45:00 <megamanga> its like people who believe in creationism but blame genetics
45:00 <megamanga> hnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
49:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://imgur.com/MG4u3fz.gif
49:00 <youshutup> well the darwin theory has been blown out of the water
49:00 <youshutup> we're all at least 2% neanderthol cuz a couple of lonely cavemen found neanderthals
50:00 <youshutup> so human?
50:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wat
50:00 <youshutup> i think we're not 100% human
51:00 <youshutup> geneticists confirmed africans have 4% neanderthol genes whites have 2% 
51:00 <youshutup> 3 different humanoid races came fom one place on earth
52:00 <youshutup> they call it "the cave"
53:00 <CiggyButtBrain> link?
53:00 <youshutup> theres even a humanoid burial ground found with 350 humanoids with elongated skulls their genetic strain has no connection with any life on earth.
54:00 <youshutup> ill look for it
56:00 <BlackDevil> beck is on SNL
00:00 <youshutup> http://youtu.be/f3jXqzp716A
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Interview with Brien Foerster: Unravelling the Genetics of Elongated Human Skulls (Feb 9, 2014) 21:59 - Category: Travel and Events - 11,131 views - 329 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
02:00 <youshutup> the news has been viral for awhile
03:00 <youshutup> but i havent seen it on tv because i gave up on it over 4 years ago. 
05:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1779301_513746468733675_157249460_n.jpg
07:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://i.imgur.com/L8IAqjX.jpg
08:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/564694_789379447757303_1240845407_n.jpg
10:00 <simba> 20 mins Bastardly_One
15:00 <simba> *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****  *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
15:00 <simba> 15 mins
15:00 <notorious> 2nd on ladder in a couple hours
16:00 <ZaPbuzZ> i like this page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Alien-Disclosure-Group/189249627773146?fref=ts
16:00 <Excessive> how did u like the mix last nite simba?
17:00 <simba> enjoysblr
17:00 <simba> enjoyable**
17:00 <Excessive> k
17:00 <simba> obv didnt listen the whole way !!
17:00 <Excessive> how much of it did u listen to?
17:00 <simba> i saved it 
17:00 <simba> a bit under an hour
17:00 <Excessive> right
18:00 <simba> :)
18:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{bon_ton
18:00 <BlackDevil> mate
18:00 <BlackDevil> fap
19:00 <BlackDevil> did you ever fap in public?
20:00 <Q{{bon_ton> sure i did heaps of time
20:00 <Q{{bon_ton> do it on podium on stage
21:00 <Q{{bon_ton> at clubs too
21:00 <Q{{bon_ton> ya know set club mood
21:00 <Q{{bon_ton> what about u, BlackDevil 
22:00 <BlackDevil> on a cop car
23:00 <Q{{bon_ton> thats gross man, derellics do it in cop cars all the times
23:00 <Q{{bon_ton> they use cattle prod on u
23:00 <Q{{bon_ton> they ever tasered u?
25:00 <ZaPbuzZ> poor police car it was intimodated hhahahaha
32:00 <BlackDevil> bah just updated my phone and half my apps got deleted
33:00 <allenmc> morning black
40:00 <ZaPBuzZ> oh lovely
40:00 <allenmc> lol dude
41:00 <ZaPBuzZ> well at least it was Eminem
41:00 <ZaPBuzZ> :)
43:00 <ZaPBuzZ> haha
45:00 <ZaPBuzZ> im sick of people assuming what i think
45:00 <ZaPBuzZ> assume the worst.
46:00 <ZaPBuzZ> *assuming the worst about me
46:00 <ZaPBuzZ> so im gonna do it to them too see how they like it
47:00 <allenmc> lol bro
48:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
48:00 <allenmc> lol
48:00 <Saemon> god damn
50:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i know a fb page called god it maxed at 1 million members
50:00 <ZaPBuzZ> and its juast aq parody LOL
50:00 <ZaPBuzZ> *just a
50:00 <Saemon> i thought there wasnt a limit to how many members a facebook page can have
51:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i stand corrected 1,400,000
51:00 <Excessive> imagine how many GB worth of hard drive space fb has on their servers for everyone in the world with their shit up there
52:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i thought it was limited oh well it did sit at 1 mil for at least a year
52:00 <ZaPBuzZ> https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove?fref=ts
52:00 <Excessive> or rather TB worh of space
52:00 <Excessive> +t
53:00 <ZaPBuzZ> zuckerman wants lil vid ads weaved with their feeds for revenue
58:00 <ZaPBuzZ> stupid games have it
58:00 <ZaPBuzZ> after every turn u need to watch one\
58:00 <ZaPBuzZ> games not that good :)
19:00 <simba> 0-1 liverpool
27:00 <Saemon> nice liverpool
28:00 <Saemon> although manchester unity is my fav team
28:00 <Saemon> especially when posh spices husband was the team captain for it
37:00 <ZaPBuzZ> wow that was a painful kick
39:00 <Don> morning
40:00 <allenmc> lol don
40:00 <Don> lols i no whore
42:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lawl
43:00 <allenmc> lololol
43:00 <allenmc> tricky one hehe
43:00 <allenmc> brb cuppa
44:00 <ZaPBuzZ> had a trs80 III whe i was lil it made me frustrated one day so i incinerated it
45:00 <ZaPBuzZ> well my mum already accidently threw out the cassettes
45:00 <allenmc> `seen shads
45:00 <prowl> allenmc, I found 2 matches to your query: killer666, shads. killer666 ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to [pythonX] on #melbourne 1 week 5 days 15 hours 22 minutes ago (17.02. 13:23), but [pythonX] mysteriously dematerialized.
45:00 <Don> i had apple 2c
47:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i used to do a lil basic programming on them at school Don
48:00 <ZaPBuzZ> ah the good ol days when cpus barely reached 20 mhz
48:00 <Don> yeah good old 286 sx 25
48:00 <Don> or someshit
48:00 <ZaPBuzZ> but the genre repeats itself expensive storage was once 1mb now its 1TB
49:00 <ZaPBuzZ> etc etc
49:00 <Don> 200meg hdd 800$ yay
49:00 <ZaPBuzZ> apple?
49:00 <Don> pc
50:00 <ZaPBuzZ> ouch
51:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i got a mac powerpc 3 it was dead but i managed to salvage the 1gb SCSI surprisingly it is really good
52:00 <ZaPBuzZ> things dont last like they used to
52:00 <ZaPBuzZ> yesterday a hdd could last 5 - 10 years today its like 2 -8 years
52:00 <ZaPBuzZ> the 1st winchester disks still function
53:00 <Don> coffee
53:00 <ZaPBuzZ> usually seen in universities for info tech classes
54:00 <ZaPBuzZ> if only ssd's were cheap
55:00 <Don> where u been for ages ZaPBuzZ
55:00 <Don> ?
57:00 <ZaPBuzZ> mainly on facebook but thats got old the half baked memes are getting repetative and boring
58:00 <ZaPBuzZ> saw a few i posted over 6 years ago still circling
58:00 <ZaPBuzZ> corrdection *4 years
59:00 <ZaPBuzZ> *correction
59:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i gotta move i sat in a house alone for the most part of 8 years ive been alone too long.
00:00 <Don> 6 years for me alone
00:00 <Don> still alive
00:00 <Don> so is ok
06:00 <Don> at least my place has gone up 40k in that time
07:00 <Don> 3 ppl tried make me get in trouble so i would lose it
08:00 <Don> when they were in the wrong
08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> public housing that stuff happens to me alot
09:00 <ZaPBuzZ> well used to until i stopped talking to neighbours 
12:00 <Don> why is it when ppl crack it at me its ok
12:00 <Don> and when i crack it cops get called
15:00 <Don> other week sitting listening to music
15:00 <Don> hear chris come out side it the police
15:00 <Don> fucken 5 of them
15:00 <Don> i did nothing wrong
15:00 <Don> they reckoned i was screaming
15:00 <Don> which i wasnt
16:00 <Don> ppl are jelly of me
16:00 <Don> cause i own a place
16:00 <Don> they just try get me in trouble why i go no where
17:00 <Don> but it works like this cops say i done something wrong
17:00 <Don> judge lets me off
20:00 <Don> like cops are stupid
21:00 <Don> fucken raid a guy that lives near me and then when h assualts me take his word he didnt
21:00 <Don> i was bleeding from the fucken head
21:00 <Don> i been bashed few times cops did nothing
21:00 <Don> but when i crack it
22:00 <Don> they take it out on me
23:00 <Don> morning fawks
23:00 <Don> :^)
24:00 <allenmc> lolllllllllllllll
24:00 <simba> 3-0 ~~!!!!!!! 
24:00 <allenmc> lollllllllllllllll
25:00 <allenmc> `seen smiley cirus
25:00 <prowl> allenmc, smiley? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember smiley.
25:00 <allenmc> `seen shadsam
25:00 <prowl> allenmc, shadsam ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to terrypage on #chatzone 23 hours 1 minute ago (01.03. 06:24), but terrypage mysteriously dematerialized.
26:00 <Don> day 1 sober again
26:00 <Don> morning Loof
27:00 <Loof> hey man
27:00 <Excessive> `seen titties
27:00 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing titties.
27:00 <Loof> poor prowl hasn't seen titties :(
32:00 <Don> morning Bonny lovely one
32:00 <Bonny> morning
33:00 <Don> u up early
33:00 <Bonny> work
33:00 <Don> awww
35:00 <Bonny> and I'm gone.. toolaroo
47:00 <Don> fucken soundcloud is lagging
52:00 <allenmc> sometimes it takes 4 attempts to upload a song.
54:00 <Don> it wont load stream
56:00 <allenmc> k
56:00 <allenmc> just refresh 7 times
57:00 <Don> cool
58:00 <allenmc> is that u chris
00:00 <Don> yeah who are u
00:00 <Don> oh shads
00:00 <Don> lols
09:00 <simba> u
20:00 <allenmc> rofl
22:00 <Pieter> Sexiness has arrived
22:00 <Pieter> Sure its without lumeah but im prob sexier without her
22:00 <Pieter> ./me spins
22:00 <Pieter> SPIN  ME FuCK YA
22:00 <Pieter> Fixed
22:00 <Pieter> IM SPINNING
05:00 <Pieter> I knew youd come for me
08:00 <lumeah2> lol hi pieter
08:00 <Pieter> hi:)
10:00 <lumeah2> not very busy this morning 
11:00 <Pieter> not at all
12:00 <Pieter> I think im gonna go sit on the toilet for a bit
12:00 <Pieter> *nod*
12:00 <lumeah2> lolok
23:00 <Pieter> Im gonna have sex with schapelle corby
25:00 <Pieter> Ill fix her mental state
25:00 <Pieter> Me thrusts
12:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
13:00 <milk> hi
16:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:00 <Lumeah>   terrytills was looking for you on #melbourne 9 hours 3  well imhere!! 
36:00 <Lumeah> hi StallionHrv
50:00 <PietSAbabe> Yay 7th heabven :)
51:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Lumeah> hey piete 
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Hi :)
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Im sorry but im gonna have to cheat on you
51:00 <PietSAbabe> With Ketut
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
52:00 <Lumeah> thats ok . 
52:00 <Lumeah> i cheat on you to.. 
52:00 <Lumeah> but piete.. ya do relize i never talk to you pm.. lol 
52:00 <Lumeah> so it's ok if you cheat on me 
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Im not much of a chatter im more a fucker
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Im now an honoury camden
04:00 <Lumeah> :P
04:00 <Jaybee> flawless victory?
05:00 <PietSAbabe> No one here has sex
05:00 <Lumeah> it's melbourne lol
05:00 <Lumeah> well
05:00 <Lumeah> if they where closer.. :P
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Why is it every female I come across in life I always find myself visualising what they'd be like in bed
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Or out of bed
10:00 <PietSAbabe> Get a glimpse of someone n boom
10:00 <PietSAbabe> If they knew what was going through my head im sure id get slapped a few times
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Come over Lumeah :)
12:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <PietSAbabe> .me bes slapped
23:00 <PietSAbabe> Stop touching me!!!!
23:00 <PietSAbabe> Ok touch but be gentle
23:00 <PietSAbabe> STOP IT DADDY
24:00 <gir> morninggg
25:00 <Don> morning gir
29:00 <Sponge> Don do you recommend the movie called Frozen?
31:00 <Don> i not a kid so no
32:00 <Don> bit of random question
32:00 <Don> lolz
32:00 <PietSAbabe> is it cos im black that you dont want me Lumeah?
32:00 <PietSAbabe> It is aint it :(
33:00 <Don> PietSAbabe shuddup
33:00 <Don> wb Jaybee
34:00 <Jaybee> ty Don
34:00 <Jaybee> :)
34:00 <Don> waiting for a friend to come
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Youll be waiting a very long time
34:00 <Don> might bring me weed
34:00 <Jaybee> aaah lol
35:00 <Don> hope he does i wanta make music
36:00 <Jaybee> helps the creative process?
36:00 <Don> yep
36:00 <Don> and helps with drawing ascii art
37:00 <Jaybee> heheh coooool
37:00 <Don> like this one
37:00 <Don> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1891198_1441514032750707_1881350174_n.jpg
38:00 <Jaybee> >.< did you make that one?
38:00 <Don> yes two days ago
38:00 <Jaybee> coooool
39:00 <Don> you high Jaybee?
39:00 <Don> cause ya buzzin lols :P
39:00 <Jaybee> lol nope :P you dag
40:00 <Don> nah
53:00 <Pieter> Fuck the nimble guy ripping off wilfred has one weird face , his eyes are alien like too 
56:00 <couleurs> Hahahaah!
58:00 <Lumeah> who the fuck is the nimble guy ? lol
00:00 <Pieter> He has a hed that looks like its been belted in each side and his eyes are alien like
01:00 <Pieter> He just looks really really irc'ish:)
04:00 <couleurs> Hahahaah!
06:00 <Pieter> Shut up couleurs
07:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
07:00 <Pieter> Ya see ive already waited too long
07:00 <Pieter> N now muy hope is gone
07:00 <Pieter> ?
09:00 <couleurs> don't touche me
11:00 <Pieter> Too late
11:00 <Pieter> Now like it!
12:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
14:00 <Moke> stfu cunt
15:00 <couleurs> i'll take u 2 town
15:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
16:00 <Sponge> couleurs did you enjoy the movie frozen
16:00 <couleurs> haven't seen it yet
21:00 <BillyGoat> Nikky` baby doll
22:00 <Nikky`> BillyGoat goayt
22:00 <Nikky`> goat
26:00 <CrIp> The Crippled Evening Show Take 2 will be live in 5 minutes. New tune in link - http://www.streamlicensing.com/stations/radioxenu/index.html
27:00 <couleurs> lol
27:00 <Nikky`> What if i'm still trying to get over take 1?
28:00 <Moke> birth control vaginas
31:00 <CrIp> take 1 failed
31:00 <CrIp> server died 5 mins in last night
31:00 <couleurs> Spotify FM is my favourite station k bye
37:00 <Nikky`> aah bummer - hope take 2 works out for you then :o)
39:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
58:00 <Pieter> Bluetooth keyboard connected,
59:00 <couleurs> oarsome!!!!
59:00 <Pieter> no no NO!
59:00 <Pieter> Its whoreome
59:00 <Pieter> Whoresome even
00:00 <couleurs> k
01:00 <Q{{bon_ton> bluetooth keyboard got no wire but u have to charge it up
01:00 <Q{{bon_ton> it got no power
02:00 <Q{{bon_ton> so it doesnt light up
03:00 <couleurs> r u kidden me
03:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> no
04:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> <-- often feels hot on rainy day with loud earth shaking thunder 
05:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> hai doctor
06:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> i bet doctor neva feels hot
06:00 <couleurs> the x-files is finally getting remastered to hd... about time???
08:00 <doctor> morning
08:00 <doctor> i open a window when it gets hot
09:00 <couleurs> mama mia
11:00 <Pieter> Captains log 
12:00 <Pieter> Being laid
12:00 <Pieter> Ive ordered number one to go take a number two
13:00 <Pieter> Uranus is really a black hole
14:00 <couleurs> k
22:00 <couleurs> n e other brain bustas
23:00 <Pieter> Hrm , seems like lt. Worf gets sexier as he gets older
25:00 <couleurs> Ew
26:00 <ZeroDistance> so in my dream I lived under the sea
26:00 <ZeroDistance> and my friends dad was this poor cunt and his asian neighbours did under the sea parkour
26:00 <ZeroDistance> it was fkd up i hate sea people.
29:00 <doctor> I keep forgetting my dreams
30:00 <couleurs> me 2
32:00 <Pieter> I live my dream :)
34:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> were u a mermaid, zerodistance
34:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> <--- imagines himself surrounded by mermaids
34:00 <couleurs> Hahahaah!
35:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> take me to ur lair mermaid
37:00 <The_Baron> pizza toppings on a meat pie
37:00 <The_Baron> this may be the best thing I ever thought of
37:00 <The_Baron> or I am just really baked
37:00 <couleurs> meat pie on a pizza toppings
39:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> i heard there are lots of princesses and mermaid at disney land
39:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> its close by my place 
39:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> i should checkout :D
41:00 <Sponge> chicks love to be princess's
43:00 <Pieter> Merman
44:00 <doctor> me too
44:00 <Pieter> ITS MERMAN!!!!
44:00 <doctor> herman the merman
44:00 <doctor> lives in a giant shell with an alcoholic crab named jerry
45:00 <Pieter> Woot
45:00 <Pieter> Need for speed movie
47:00 <Rak> it has jesse pinkman in it :D
48:00 <CrIp> http://www.streamlicensing.com/stations/radioxenu/index.html
51:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> why is that Sponge?
51:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> whats so good about a princess
51:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> what about u, u want to be prince?
52:00 <Pieter> Theres a cat in monopoly now!
52:00 <Pieter> Way to reinvent the board game
52:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go buy it and throw the old one away
52:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> asif there aint enuf cats in the world
52:00 <Pieter> Fuckers couldnt just attach it as a freebie to womans day or somethin
53:00 <Pieter> Or a coupon in herald sun
53:00 <Pieter> Naa but i want the cat
53:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> or extras bonus with safeway fuel dockets
53:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> to claim it
54:00 <Pieter> I dont use fuel
54:00 <Pieter> I use myki
54:00 <Pieter> :(
55:00 <Pieter> Hes radaring people
57:00 <CrIp> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/12155_742547962445276_496923137_n.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to keep that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for when Maurice and Serenity are around
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and talking about dressing up their cats
58:00 <CrIp> yeah total fails
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> http://www.theage.com.au/world/mass-stabbing-at-chinese-train-station-20140302-33tdr.html
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, if I do a petition to fix the streets up around this area
59:00 <Bastardly_One> would you sign it?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon all of Peel St North would
59:00 <ZeroDistance> Peet St
01:00 <CrIp> hell yeah
01:00 <CrIp> fix up the bumps on dana st
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah you moved
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep forgetting dude
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm convinced the fucked footpaths
02:00 <Bastardly_One> are actually not helping my shoulder injury
02:00 <ZeroDistance> oh, still whinging about a little shoulder pain
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nope!
02:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying it'd be fixed totally
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if I actually had ONE flat surface to walk on
02:00 <ZeroDistance> blow up the town!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of tripping over shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, how I would love that!
03:00 <ZeroDistance> he he
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think eveyone in this town has fantasies about that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and dude
03:00 <ZeroDistance> wish Joker would visit Adelaide, oh how we'd laugh.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> according to the dr
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've really ruined it
04:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think he lies ... because I feel great
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
04:00 <ZeroDistance> how'd you do it anyway?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wanking?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
04:00 <ZeroDistance> he he
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that to a friend yesterday who runs a massage business
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's like ... no, really ... wanking puts heaps so strain on the trap muscles
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oops?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
05:00 <ZeroDistance> wanking makes my willy fat.
06:00 <fawks> Ok
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai down there
08:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
08:00 <fawks> Hi
08:00 <fawks> How's your Sunday 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not too shabby so far
08:00 <Bastardly_One> your's?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> done nothing ... but enjoyed some of the sun reading in the backyward
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, back rectangle
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <fawks> Lol good. We had a huge breaky for my aunties birthday 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reading a great book by someone I thought could never write
09:00 <Bastardly_One> $1 ex library special
09:00 <fawks> Then I went for a walk, showered, had a nap and now I'm having lunch 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
10:00 <Bastardly_One> by the time you move
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they're gonna have to crate you to your next abode
10:00 <fawks> As if
10:00 <fawks> They're all health freaks
10:00 <fawks> I eat the best food
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh good
11:00 <ZeroDistance> one day we will live inside of games
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's healthy arabic food ... yum!
11:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One, you can have GTA 17
11:00 <Bastardly_One> GTA what?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> 17
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard ya
11:00 <ZeroDistance> it'll be a while
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm no
11:00 <Bastardly_One> eleborate
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Theif is out by the way
11:00 <ZeroDistance> ino
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I get payed Tue
12:00 <ZeroDistance> mate has it, gotta tell me what it's like
12:00 <fawks> eleborate
12:00 <fawks> Leb
12:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> can u tell more about ur dreams ZeroDistance 
12:00 <ZeroDistance> i couldnt put ne cash to laybuy it on thurs cause it just came out
12:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> were u swimming 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> EB Games rang me
12:00 <ZeroDistance> for some reason nobody swam man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the manager is like
12:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to put one away for you?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
13:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> were u a mermaid, ZeroDistance 
13:00 <ZeroDistance> nuh
13:00 <ZeroDistance> yer, i wasnt buying it on the day man, only wanted to put it aside
13:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> u jsut walked about in under the sea eh
13:00 <The_Baron> oh ppl are chatting
13:00 <The_Baron> how quaint
14:00 <CrIp> wierd of ppl to chat..
14:00 <The_Baron> I know right
15:00 <The_Baron> coz I only ever keep myself logged into austnet for the sake of looking really cool
15:00 <ZeroDistance> yup!
15:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe
16:00 <ZeroDistance> cant wait for ma rice to cook, how good is rice!
18:00 <The_Baron> well over a billion chinese must have something right
18:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
18:00 <couleurs> http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/caurug/39552154/7544/7544_1000.gif
19:00 <ZeroDistance> ye good snack
20:00 <ZeroDistance> rice n veg
21:00 <zaim> lol @ gif
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ./j #weirdos
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
22:00 <couleurs> thank u
22:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> oh zerodistance left before i blow x jib jib
23:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fail!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I swore there was gonna be one join at least
23:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhT7PnRE8O4
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Skyfall" Train Fight Scene (GTA V) (Feb 28, 2014) 2:48 - Category: Gaming - 64,705 views - 825 likes (94.5%), 48 dislikes (5.5%)
23:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> http://www.theage.com.au/national/affectionate-vandal-shows-how-tough-it-is-for-galleries-to-protect-exhibits-20140201-31u54.html
23:00 <The_Baron> aaahwell
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I needed Friday
24:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd the gig go?
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah they both went pretty good
24:00 <The_Baron> surprised I played at all last night
24:00 <The_Baron> was so fucked on acid
25:00 <The_Baron> the abelton screen started doing some weird shit
26:00 <The_Baron> luckily I had it all arranged before I was fucked
26:00 <The_Baron> so it was just a matter of finger bashing on the launchpad
27:00 <CrIp> bahahhah
27:00 <CrIp> what do you produce baron ?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if slow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm annoying americans too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, show CrIp ya shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll like it
28:00 <CrIp> indeed, always looking for something new too play
28:00 <Bastardly_One> start with hau5 then give him some blippy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or glitchy
28:00 <CrIp> GLITCHY
28:00 <CrIp> yes GLITCHY
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and he does a show on Sat nights
28:00 <Bastardly_One> with an apparent audience
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so show
29:00 <CrIp> well its on now Bastardly_One, cos the server died last night
29:00 <The_Baron> I produce stuff and things
29:00 <CrIp> had to update our licences for copywrite shiz
29:00 <The_Baron> genre
29:00 <The_Baron> whatever the fuck I feel like at the time
29:00 <CrIp> i play trap, glitch , dubstep, electro
29:00 <The_Baron> I really can't stand trap tbh
30:00 <CrIp> yeah you love it or you are like wth is this shiz
30:00 <The_Baron> I think it is just very boring looking at it from a producers point of view
30:00 <The_Baron> it's just a stripped back version of dubstep with hip hop accapellas and a shitty 808 drum sequence
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking link him
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hau5 first
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah np
31:00 <Bastardly_One> then move one to glitchy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *on to
31:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/naked-in-da-haus
31:00 <CrIp> LINK ME
31:00 <The_Baron> HERE YA GO!!
31:00 <The_Baron> I mean, here, you go
32:00 <The_Baron> I mean, I, mean, I, me,an
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his most commercial
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in years
32:00 <The_Baron> it aint even commercial
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I put a rodent in his head
32:00 <CrIp> ok, ill check it out in 5 after im off
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 more days
32:00 <Bastardly_One> til ultimate geekdom day!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I finally meet the cunt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> after all these years of net chatting
32:00 <The_Baron> which cunt?
33:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzhW20hLp6M
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5) (Mar 1, 2014) 2:22 - Category: Entertainment - 98,614 views - 4,093 likes (99.3%), 27 dislikes (0.7%)
33:00 <couleurs> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel
33:00 <couleurs> holy shit that owns
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and make Knife Party disappear
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and still press play
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and see how many ppl notice
34:00 <The_Baron> I doubt many would
34:00 <The_Baron> their all too busy waiting for the Pryda snare
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <The_Baron> they're*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I could just put their drop on loop
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not even play a full song
36:00 <CrIp> i made a loop from that what so not jaguar track
36:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> http://www.dailylife.com.au/photogallery/news-and-views/dl-culture/25-animals-that-spoon-better-than-you-20140224-33c76.html
36:00 <CrIp> easiest loop eva
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who makes good d n b in here though?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> gir ...
36:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a WA thing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> still
36:00 <Bastardly_One> d n b that is
37:00 <The_Baron> hold up I got a great link u may have heard...
37:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/daleri/epic-mashleg
37:00 <The_Baron> this IS why EDM sucks these days
38:00 <The_Baron> and yeah for some reason W.A and 
38:00 <The_Baron> S.A have both always been dnb and jungle mad
38:00 <The_Baron> god this cracks me up hearing this
39:00 <The_Baron> it's everydrop from the beatport 100 mashed together
39:00 <The_Baron> can you spot the difference?
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure!!!!!!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with poo?
45:00 <xm> SA too?
45:00 <xm> im not familiar with SA
45:00 <xm> yeah Perth has always been like that
46:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/MJ4BieiVfvk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deutsch Sprache im Vergleich mit anderen Sprachen (Jul 25, 2013) 2:11 - Category: People and Blogs - 394,062 views - 3,033 likes (88.2%), 405 dislikes (11.8%)
47:00 <Loof> couleurs is so random and his spelling is fucked
47:00 <Loof> hope he dies
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one of the nice chatters
47:00 <Bastardly_One> take that back
47:00 <couleurs> thank u
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid is alright
48:00 <Bastardly_One> np ... I like quirky people
48:00 <Loof> i'd prefer a smart cunt than a dumb nice guy
49:00 <Loof> elder scrolls online is fucking broken as man
49:00 <Loof> so bugged
49:00 <xm> i used to think couleurs was some sort of intelligent satirist until i noticed he was too consistent with the bad typing
49:00 <Loof> got stuck twice and had to restart a new character
49:00 <couleurs> huehueheu
50:00 <couleurs> there's a dumb music festival happening here, i can hear dickhaeds shouting
50:00 <Loof> no xm he's just dumb plain and simple
50:00 <Loof> no time for dummies
50:00 <Loof> or liars
50:00 <Loof> which is why i hate pieter cause he's a dumb liar
50:00 <xm> couleurs once told me wasnt really a philosopher
50:00 <xm> yet he stays in a philosophy channel
50:00 <xm> lierrrrr
51:00 <couleurs> free events are the worst
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Serenity> couleurs is a philosoraptor
52:00 <Loof> rockus spiderus
52:00 <Serenity> no loof.
52:00 <couleurs> https://24.media.tumblr.com/9a270d910417bd8ab8ec39215d8758e9/tumblr_mmjd4rG9ry1r6e9hpo1_500.gif me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
52:00 <Serenity> is it soundwave couleurs
52:00 <xm> the extent of couleurs's philosophysing is probably "lol?"
53:00 <xm> he is a rathar simpel man
53:00 <couleurs> no it's a free music party thing, like st kilda had theirs a week ago etc... but soundwave isn't too far from here either
53:00 <Serenity> oh
53:00 <Serenity> so its a music party for all those poor cunts that couldnt afford $200 for sw
53:00 <xm> they should have them on a weekday -- not like those povo cunts work
54:00 <couleurs> yeah it's weird it's on the same day
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
54:00 <Bastardly_One> GWAR
54:00 <Bastardly_One> were
54:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> getting shittier yet?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
55:00 <Serenity> god root beer is rancid
56:00 <couleurs> Bye xm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of told ya that
57:00 <lumeah> lol poor piety. lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, depends on the brand
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what brand is it?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> A and ... E I think is the brand I liked
57:00 <Serenity> faygo :)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
58:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> :x jib jib hotties
58:00 <Loof> fagyo
58:00 <Serenity> loof
58:00 <Bastardly_One> try it again ... a and e I think it is
58:00 <Serenity> im gonna punch you
58:00 <Serenity> straighten up son
58:00 <Loof> NEVER!
58:00 <Serenity> no thanks it all tastes like dencorub
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I never thought of that diss though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does a bit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking more flyspray
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like sars does
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yucko!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but A and E I think it is ... passable
59:00 <Bastardly_One> still not the best
59:00 <Loof> they're not here Fennec_Fox get out
59:00 <Loof> try #homos
59:00 <Serenity> get out
00:00 <Fennec_Fox> shove ur head up ur ass
00:00 <The_Baron> root beer aint a fave of mine neither
00:00 <Serenity> im not sure why people drink it
00:00 <Loof> rooting on beer is ok
00:00 <The_Baron> and when did they start selling Faygo anything in australia?
00:00 <lumeah> who's he look for
00:00 <CannibalClown> itd taste better with jacks in it
00:00 <Serenity> about 8 months ago
00:00 <CannibalClown> i dont mind it
00:00 <Serenity> far as i know
00:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> thats not a nice thing to say Fennec
00:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1970753_10151884400787331_1123367226_n.jpg
00:00 <lumeah> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you get it local?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd of sent for it
01:00 <Serenity> no theres lots of it local
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well, WA must get a load of shit we don't
01:00 <Loof> Q{{boi_feel_hot you being born wasn't a nice thing for your mother to do to humanity
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
01:00 <Serenity> theres heaps of it in vic
01:00 <Serenity> specially ballarat
01:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be blind
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I still get my shit from an import shop in Melb
02:00 <Serenity> global confectionary put up a stock list of people selling it in vic last week
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
02:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1964787_613457078724349_601645350_n.jpg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if it saves me a trip for everything but Ben and Jerries I'm a happy camper
02:00 <Serenity> i recommend peach and black cherry if you can get them
03:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind the Faygo cream soda
03:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> if ur interested pls join me #VillainsAcademy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never had a shit cream soda yet btw
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm chat multi tasking here
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah cream soda is the bomb
04:00 <Bastardly_One> bare with me ... I might respond to something 10 mins laer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *laer
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *later
04:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
04:00 <Serenity> ive not had the cream soda yet
04:00 <Serenity> i want to try grape
04:00 <The_Baron> grape soda is always good
04:00 <Loof> purple drank
04:00 <The_Baron> love me Welchers
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you would
04:00 <Serenity> problem is
04:00 <Serenity> a lot of grape stuffgives me headaches
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to wear makeup to drink it?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> go clowin'!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and spray it over everyone
04:00 <Serenity> dont be ridiculous
05:00 <The_Baron> so grape Nerds give u a headache?
05:00 <The_Baron> if so, don't bother with grape soda
05:00 <Serenity> yeah The_Baron if i have too many
05:00 <The_Baron> it's all the same flavouring
05:00 <Serenity> everything grape
05:00 <Serenity> even grape hubba bubba
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I no likey grape in that kind of flavour
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that artificial type
05:00 <Serenity> it sucks cause i love the grape flavouring
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are my new best friend woman
06:00 <Loof> not liking grape is racist against niggers: http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?62596-What-s-with-niggers-and-their-obession-of-grape-soda/page2
06:00 <Bastardly_One> besides that sling idea
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there are few places
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I swear I've never seen them
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
07:00 <Serenity> im about to try a dr faygo
07:00 <The_Baron> lol loof
07:00 <The_Baron> I like all grape, fake or real
07:00 <The_Baron> that portebello grape soda italian stylee is also fuckin ace
07:00 <Loof> same except wine
08:00 <Serenity> mmm yum
08:00 <The_Baron> though best thing I ever done stoned is probably put blueberry juice into the Sodastream
09:00 <The_Baron> fizzy blueberry juice, OMG#
10:00 <Serenity> yum
10:00 <The_Baron> only prob is, when u take it out of the sodastream, it blows forth like Peter North
10:00 <The_Baron> but once u've cleaned up half a litre of fizzy juice off ur walls, it's worth it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
11:00 <Loof> whereas when it runs out of gas it blows like Pieter North
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I just killed my housemate!
11:00 <The_Baron> how so?
11:00 <Loof> i'm telling
12:00 <couleurs> i'm not dum ur dum
12:00 <couleurs> --- Fennec_Fox
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's started a program
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and begged for a bong
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 3rd day in
12:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dead
12:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
12:00 <The_Baron> did ya punch a fat cone then blow the smoke in his face
12:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
13:00 <The_Baron> that woulda been all class
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Serenity> mmm cone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him I packed him a loose cone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I lied
13:00 <Loof> why give away weed
13:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
13:00 <Loof> unless it's to me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
13:00 <The_Baron> I actually finally got a sample of this new strain my mates mate developed
13:00 <CrIp> speaking of weed ima go buy a few bags
13:00 <The_Baron> it's called Terminator Kush
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I shout if you're my friend
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cunt?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> introduce me
13:00 <The_Baron> and I tell ya what, strongest shit I smoked all year so far
13:00 <Loof> should i try synthetic? my sister can get it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I score in fucking BEAUFORT!
14:00 <CrIp> hahah really?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just made that up
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah :(
14:00 <CrIp> i score round the corner from your house
14:00 <CrIp> Dieter in beaufort
14:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
14:00 <CrIp> ?
14:00 <CrIp> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit you know that arsehole
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> small world
14:00 <CrIp> yeah, hes been going for years
14:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you know him though?
14:00 <CrIp> through good mates
14:00 <The_Baron> how come u don't score off him Bastardly_One?
14:00 <CrIp> my mates mum still goes there
14:00 <The_Baron> does he have shit weed?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in Delacombe these mates?
15:00 <CrIp> nah, creswick
15:00 <CrIp> they were beaufort locals
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah your mate's mum kind of grows too?
15:00 <CrIp> jah mon jah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
15:00 <CrIp> uh oh
15:00 <CrIp> what
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he fucked her from Nov - Dec
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to score her weed
16:00 <CrIp> he does that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah I've been buying her weed
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Loof> and fucking her?
16:00 <Serenity> fuck that drink was ace
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously, intro me you poof
16:00 <Loof> yeah intro me to poofs
16:00 <CrIp> hahah
16:00 <CrIp> loving the poofs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> small world though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I used to live in Buangor
17:00 <The_Baron> well I think I just lost 2 ppl off my FB list now
17:00 <The_Baron> yay
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he went out with my sister in law for ages
17:00 <Bastardly_One> until she died of cancer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's always had a soft spot for me
17:00 <CrIp> ahh shitt
17:00 <The_Baron> all I did was post "*groan* gender politics, it's time for me to stay away from FB for a while"
17:00 <Bastardly_One> know to be a cunt right?
17:00 <CrIp> Do you know horry from beaufort ?
18:00 <CrIp> big hozza
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can say jump and he says how high?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I say
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure fatty you couldn't jump over ya own grave
18:00 <CrIp> haha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> makes shads look skinny
18:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone in beaufort knows hozza
18:00 <CrIp> i work for him
18:00 <CrIp> < slave
19:00 <CrIp> And im banging his daughter
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah slave would be more true to form
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go *lol*
19:00 <ZeroDistance> hozza
19:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
19:00 <ZeroDistance> kinda shit name is that
19:00 <ZeroDistance> EY MAET IM HOZZAAAAAA
19:00 <lumeah2> lol
19:00 <lumeah2> hi z
20:00 <CrIp> he was horrible in primary school, so his teacher named him horry
20:00 <CrIp> he is still horrible
20:00 <ZeroDistance> does hozza suck dudes off?
20:00 <ZeroDistance> hey lumeah2 :P
20:00 <lumeah2> hi :p
20:00 <lumeah2> sucked in
20:00 <ZeroDistance> wassup baebs?
20:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> http://www.theage.com.au/national/vomitous-and-terrifying-the-lifeboats-used-to-turn-back-asylum-seekers-20140301-33t6s.html
20:00 <CrIp> ok im heading out to get the weeds
20:00 <lumeah2> shopping at a nursery.. lol
21:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> what u getting?
21:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> some plants?
21:00 <CrIp> daffodils
21:00 <The_Baron> I been buying weed in QP lots lately
21:00 <The_Baron> means I don't actually pay anything for my own smoko again
21:00 <ZeroDistance> u dudes and ur drug addictions
21:00 <The_Baron> get ounces for 200-220 resell for 300
22:00 <The_Baron> laughing 
22:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> i think im addicted to hot women
22:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> i feels powerless when im with them
22:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> all i want to do is to please them
23:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> and hope for favorable attention
23:00 <Serenity> shut up Q
23:00 <Serenity> youve never had a woman in your life
23:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> yes i have so
24:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> but theyre all gone
24:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> run off with some other hot flusies
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah how can u be addicted to something u never tried?
24:00 <Loof> nothing wrong with drugs ZeroDistance 
24:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man i wish id had a woman
24:00 <Loof> well weed anyway
24:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man wonder
24:00 <Loof> fuck other drugs
24:00 <ZeroDistance> id compare penises with her
24:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
25:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> well i look at them and they gaze and smile at me
25:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> then im at their mercy man
25:00 <Loof> The_Baron should i try synthetic weed?
25:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> this is not good
25:00 <Loof> my sister is saying dont do it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me
25:00 <Q{{boi_feel_hot> i get taken advantaged by hotties
25:00 <The_Baron> Loof, nah don't
25:00 <ZeroDistance> coz u get pussy whipped in five seconds
25:00 <The_Baron> it's fucken shit
25:00 <The_Baron> and costs too much
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still trippin' a bit
25:00 <Loof> ic
25:00 <ZeroDistance> and ur like omigosh ill do anything for u
25:00 <Bastardly_One> over CrIp
25:00 <ZeroDistance> open ur legs let me sniff ur clit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to of ran into him for sure
26:00 <Bastardly_One> probably thought
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb bogan cunt
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and he though
26:00 <Bastardly_One> t
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking alternative wanker
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was that
26:00 <Loof> he's pretty alternative
26:00 <Serenity> [12:26pm] <Loof> The_Baron should i try synthetic weed?
26:00 <Serenity> do NOT try that shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> NO
26:00 <Serenity> it sends normal people loopy
26:00 <Serenity> youd be fucked
26:00 <ZeroDistance> ur the worst bf he ever had Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> did he fucking type that?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> NO NO NO NO NO
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you are never to go near that shit
27:00 <The_Baron> I've tried about 15 different synthetic cannibinoids
27:00 <The_Baron> and they are all pretty rubbish
27:00 <Loof> k i wont try it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> look what herbs did to you Chrismas Eve loop
27:00 <The_Baron> u feel super high for 20 mins and then nothing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof even
27:00 <Serenity> everyone i know who has smoked it more than once
27:00 <Loof> loop will do
27:00 <The_Baron> and if u smoke too much, u just get a racing heart and shitty visuals
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but not for Loof
27:00 <Serenity> ends up paranoid as fuck and just tapped in the head
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no way fucking Jose
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes near that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll come down and slap him stupid
27:00 <Loof> k i wont
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not for you man
28:00 <The_Baron> yea save ur money
28:00 <The_Baron> get the real thing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> defo not for you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> even real shit is not for you
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'll never stop so
28:00 <Serenity> how much does it cost The_Baron
28:00 <ZeroDistance> werd
28:00 <ZeroDistance> homey yomey
28:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, if u buy from a headshop, 1.5 grams of the black label chronic is 50 bucks
28:00 <ZeroDistance> bullet with know-it-all wings
28:00 <The_Baron> online 3grams for 50
28:00 <Serenity> =/
28:00 <Serenity> fuck that
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah exactly
28:00 <Serenity> i can get real weed for less than that
28:00 <Loof> what does it look like?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like
29:00 <Loof> crystals/?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> herbs
29:00 <Loof> oh
29:00 <Serenity> mixed herbs
29:00 <The_Baron> it's just shit like damiana and marshmallow leaf mixed up
29:00 <lumeah> yup. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the last lot of Chronic I had anyway
29:00 <The_Baron> sprayed with a liquid extract
29:00 <lumeah> lol. not that herb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not suffering what you do right?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and the after effects
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked major cock
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so stay away
29:00 <The_Baron> I found either they were aall too mild
29:00 <The_Baron> and the black label was STRONG but yeah, not a nice buzz
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but for certain conditions
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it fucks ya afterwards
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not during
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah if u are prone to psychosis
30:00 <The_Baron> I would stay well away from it
30:00 <Serenity> ive never actualyl had anyone tell me any of the buzz you get is nice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or anxiety
30:00 <Serenity> they all say its really horrible
30:00 <ZeroDistance> wb lumeah
30:00 <ZeroDistance> wow u dc heaps
30:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, because it is
30:00 <Bastardly_One> because they all go hard
30:00 <lumeah> ta
30:00 <The_Baron> it's just shit shit shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and usually mix it with spin
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not designed to be mixed with
30:00 <The_Baron> I've mixed it with regular weed before
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no go hard
31:00 <The_Baron> made me trip balls for 5 minutes
31:00 <The_Baron> but that was also after about 10 cones
31:00 <Serenity> think id rather just smoke normal shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not meant to be mixed with a thing ... even baccy will make you feel fucked up with it
31:00 <ZeroDistance> so ne guys here shave their legs?
31:00 <ZeroDistance> n their  butts
31:00 <Bastardly_One> same sezz
31:00 <The_Baron> I'd ratheR?
31:00 <ZeroDistance> n bleach their bumholles?
31:00 <The_Baron> I AM
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers *chinks bongs*
32:00 <Bastardly_One> KGO!
32:00 <Serenity> well poo to you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> want one?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> come over
32:00 <ZeroDistance> are you going to quit weed?
32:00 <The_Baron> though ur in W.A, I heard it was pretty pricey that way for ganja
32:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
32:00 <Loof> tried the mangoes thing, works
32:00 <Serenity> though i was lovely and greened last night
32:00 <The_Baron> isn't it like 400 an ounce usually?'
32:00 <Bastardly_One> last night as well?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I never knew that
32:00 <Serenity> i really dont know The_Baron i havent bought an oz since i was a teenager
33:00 <Serenity> but its about 3-3.5 for $50
33:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah same
33:00 <ZeroDistance> oz back then was like 70 bucks
33:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
33:00 <The_Baron> aah k, standard market price on the 50's
33:00 <Bastardly_One> why get a 3fer
33:00 <Bastardly_One> when a 1/4 is 70 - 80?
33:00 <Serenity> i think the price of oz have come down here a lot
33:00 <Serenity> because no one sells q's
33:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
34:00 <ZeroDistance> q's?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> most common sold amount over here I'd say
34:00 <Serenity> quarters josh lol
34:00 <The_Baron> quarters are most common amount everywhere I reckon
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke way too much
34:00 <ZeroDistance> nah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 1/2 oz a week
34:00 <ZeroDistance> bags
34:00 <ZeroDistance> cheaps as j bag
34:00 <Bastardly_One> dime bags are an SA thing
34:00 <Loof> exactly the same amount here b1
34:00 <ZeroDistance> dime bags
34:00 <Serenity> its pretty hard to get anything here in perth atm
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and only came in with decrim did
34:00 <Loof> but you seem to stretch it better
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the dime bags
35:00 <ZeroDistance> n when i lived in melb
35:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 for 20 - 30 right?
35:00 <ZeroDistance> crappy foil shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in SA
35:00 <ZeroDistance> gram shit
35:00 <The_Baron> I reckon base price for weed should be 10 bucks a gram 
35:00 <ZeroDistance> was so shit
35:00 <ZeroDistance> n seedy 
35:00 <The_Baron> and that's gotta be good weed too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> when you were in Melb then
35:00 <Serenity> id be kicking ass for seeds in my weed
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it from Asians
36:00 <The_Baron> aah man, the asians grow most of the commercial
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one else sells that crap
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
36:00 <Bastardly_One> J
36:00 <The_Baron> u will see so much of that brown dense gym sock smelling crap
36:00 <The_Baron> it's always wet, it rarely has any crystals
36:00 <Loof> weed i'm getting atm is a bit too strong for me
36:00 <The_Baron> Loof, smoke less then
36:00 <Loof> but i'm getting used to it
36:00 <The_Baron> it's just the flood of Kush varieties lately
37:00 <Loof> could be the mangoes and lemongrass doing there thing too
37:00 <The_Baron> australia is finally catching up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ROFL @ real life
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he just recovered
37:00 <Bastardly_One> "you tried to kill me!"
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that was one cone mind ya
38:00 <Loof> is he on meds?
38:00 <Loof> one cone?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I killed him on one cone
38:00 <Bastardly_One> passed out for ... has to be 10 mins
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
38:00 <The_Baron> was it good weed?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do that every few hours
38:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
38:00 <The_Baron> or has he just got no tolerance
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd say average
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's on a program as of Thurs I told ya
39:00 <Bastardly_One> pay the fuck attention
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah I heard that
39:00 <Loof> whats a program though
39:00 <The_Baron> read that that is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and known an opiate addict that does have a tolerance for weed?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't
39:00 <Bastardly_One> can usually give them one or two and shut them up for hours
39:00 <Loof> is he on methadone?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the other stuff
40:00 <Bastardly_One> long arse name for
40:00 <Loof> ah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this is morphine without the high
40:00 <The_Baron> bupe?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> y do you live with a drug addict anyway?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
40:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, can't remember
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he says it every five mins
40:00 <The_Baron> or subbies
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh bupethewrjkhnajsdaklhadjakhdjaklhdshajdklhaadkhdone
41:00 <The_Baron> suboxone and bupernorphine are the common ones
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> suboxone I think
41:00 <The_Baron> in qld they rarely give out methadone anymore
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the more I think on it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's subbies
41:00 <The_Baron> they just want every junk fiend on bupe
41:00 <The_Baron> or subs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to remember his speil
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of ignore it
41:00 <The_Baron> though tbh
42:00 <The_Baron> did he really need it?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, subbies ... am pretty sure
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah man
42:00 <The_Baron> I mean, ballarat aint exactlt awash with terribly good smack
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's being honest on the amount he was whacking
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he scored from Melb
42:00 <The_Baron> he prolly only needed 5 days of feeling like he had a bad cold
42:00 <Bastardly_One> off his doc
42:00 <Bastardly_One> never a smack head
42:00 <Bastardly_One> total morph
42:00 <The_Baron> aahhh
42:00 <ZeroDistance> same shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually
43:00 <The_Baron> just yeah, I seen so many supposed junkies who think they are addicted coz they whack 40mg of oxy's a day
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat has some very good brown sugar
43:00 <Bastardly_One> according to two junkie moles discussing it on the bus the other day
43:00 <The_Baron> oh the brown has hit that way too?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they were nodding off nicely anyway
43:00 <The_Baron> it's all over sydney and melb I know
43:00 <Bastardly_One> crapping on about how awesome it was to their friend
43:00 <Loof> fucken got asked if i was chasin the other day, guess heroin is back in melb
43:00 <The_Baron> ever since the afghani war
43:00 <The_Baron> there has been heaps of the brown
44:00 <The_Baron> co-incidence?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it might be time for a junky cull in melb
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but
44:00 <Bastardly_One> other opiates are in a drought apparently
44:00 <The_Baron> hot shots
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's half the reason he's giving up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, the St Kilda police man
44:00 <Bastardly_One> twice a year
44:00 <Bastardly_One> deny it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but they have a junky cull
44:00 <Bastardly_One> small drought
44:00 <Bastardly_One> extra good shit then comes on the street
44:00 <Bastardly_One> boom
45:00 <Bastardly_One> od city
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah well if most junkies actually knew what they were doing
45:00 <ZeroDistance> can you go without weed?
45:00 <Loof> nope
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
45:00 <The_Baron> like the ol saying, better two holes in ur arm then one in the ground
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about those two
45:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep The_Baron
46:00 <The_Baron> if that shit is going extra brown/yellow in ur spoon, best to give it a small taste
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a huge speed habit
46:00 <The_Baron> not go "barry this must be the shit, let's do the whole lot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I'd be actutely aware of only going a G at a time
46:00 <Loof> i never liked heroin, just made me puke
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and that was in half G hits
46:00 <The_Baron> aah man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was always of the opinion that was enough
46:00 <The_Baron> speed is so moorish though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even if 20 billion times a day
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ah the rush is gone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's it handy I've another pick full
47:00 <The_Baron> yeah 'i used to get a gram, blast it one go
47:00 <Bastardly_One> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> half hour later
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh! mull up time!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... damn yum
47:00 <Bastardly_One> moving on
47:00 <The_Baron> yo
47:00 <The_Baron> indeed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stereo boot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the shit
48:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/480148_10151354682725934_807203573_n.jpg
48:00 <The_Baron> I want this
48:00 <ZeroDistance> so have you guys justified your drug habbits through having this conversation?
49:00 <The_Baron> I don't think smoking weed is really a serious drug habit
49:00 <The_Baron> and yes, most potheads can actually stop whenever
49:00 <ZeroDistance> I think you'd find it is
49:00 <The_Baron> if I didn't have any now, I'd just be "aah woulda been nice to have a cone"
49:00 <The_Baron> then move on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be you or I
49:00 <Loof> weed does more good than harm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can name one other that couldn't
50:00 <Loof> all good writers and musicians use drugs
50:00 <The_Baron> when I first moved up here, I didn't smoke for about 2 months
50:00 <The_Baron> and u know what
50:00 <The_Baron> it really didn't bother me that much
50:00 <ZeroDistance> that's not tru loof :P
50:00 <Serenity> the only true advocate for marijuana can admit it has some fault.
50:00 <The_Baron> oh it has faults
50:00 <lumeah2> soo hate this phone. lol
50:00 <The_Baron> and I don't think ppl with a propensity for psychosis should really use it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and to deny it's addcitive
50:00 <The_Baron> and I also believe it aint good for depression, well not commercial strains
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is ... well ... being in denial
51:00 <The_Baron> it's a mental addiction
51:00 <Loof> it is addictive and it makes you dumber, but it has a lot of health benifits
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're as addicted as say, I ... Loof
51:00 <The_Baron> it's addictive
51:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
51:00 <The_Baron> but seriously
51:00 <ZeroDistance> hate you lumeah2!
51:00 <ZeroDistance> ahehehe
51:00 <The_Baron> if u ever had a proper physical addiction to something
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's making you dumber
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you are abusing it
51:00 <The_Baron> it aint even in the same boat
51:00 <lumeah2> no u don't babe.. lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> loll
51:00 <Serenity> its a habitual addiction its not a physical addiction
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
51:00 <The_Baron> well yeah
51:00 <Loof> alcohol did way worse damage
51:00 <Loof> tome
51:00 <Loof> to me
51:00 <The_Baron> me too
52:00 <The_Baron> just saying, atm, I can afford to smoke a shitload of weed
52:00 <AndrewBolt> alcohol, you are so beautiful
52:00 <AndrewBolt> to me
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
52:00 <The_Baron> I still go to work
52:00 <Serenity> you have mental illness loof in all fairness you shgoulnt be on anything
52:00 <The_Baron> I still look after my stepson
52:00 <ZeroDistance> alcohol you smell like perfummme to me
52:00 <The_Baron> why would I stop?
52:00 <Loof> Serenity but the pills dont work so meh self medicate
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where I am going to be a hyprocrite
52:00 <ZeroDistance> people with kids shouldnt do drugs out of principle
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyone with accute mental conditions
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't do SHIT
52:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, lol
52:00 <Loof> weed is harmless
53:00 <The_Baron> being stoned around children is no big deal
53:00 <Serenity> its not harmless in the slightest
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, those with psycho active conditions
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
53:00 <The_Baron> it gives ya a fucktonne of patience too
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it does?
53:00 <Serenity> im not against weed at all but to claim its harmless is ignorant
53:00 <Bastardly_One> patience isn't my name
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I smoke shitlaods
53:00 <Loof> compared to grog serenity you have to admit it is
53:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, but everything has a potential for harm
53:00 <The_Baron> even water
53:00 <ZeroDistance> Patience is the name of some nigger woman on a plantation in Havana
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Serenity> of course it does
54:00 <Loof> and weed cures cancer, google it
54:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, well that kinda racist shit doesn't really give ur argument and creedence
54:00 <ZeroDistance> what arguement
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> everything is good
54:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont give a shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in moderation
54:00 <The_Baron> ^^
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been told by a doctor with pot
54:00 <Loof> it's all about dosage
54:00 <Bastardly_One> go for your life
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but
54:00 <Bastardly_One> give your brain 2 - 3 days a week to clean out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> because it stores in the fat deposits of your brain
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the dumbness
55:00 <Bastardly_One> of chronic smokers ... well, a lot of them
55:00 <Loof> without out weed i was in bed all day depressed, now i'm working and spending time with my son. fuck the haters
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I think a cancer dr would know that
55:00 <doctor> yeah same with booze
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i just think that
55:00 <ZeroDistance> if you wont dance
55:00 <Bastardly_One> considerign the dr that told me that was Peter Mc Calum's son
55:00 <The_Baron> it aint actually making u dumb as such
55:00 <ZeroDistance> and if you cant dance
55:00 <ZeroDistance> well
55:00 <The_Baron> it just makes ya slower
55:00 <Bastardly_One> as in the cancer hosptial
55:00 <ZeroDistance> then you're no friend of mine
56:00 <The_Baron> actually I find I can do puzzle solving a lot better when high
56:00 <The_Baron> it just takes me longer to go about doing it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
56:00 <Loof> weed actually motivates me
56:00 <doctor> i tend to just stare into space while listening to music
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually find it motivates me
56:00 <Serenity> my kids have never even seen my drunk. i most certainly would never be stoned around them
56:00 <The_Baron> I find it depends on the strain
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the problem of being hyped by downers
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and slowed down by uppers
56:00 <The_Baron> some weed makes me wanna do shit
57:00 <The_Baron> some weed makes me wanna nap 
57:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> i dance ZeroDistance :D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but brb ... there's about 5 cones left in the bowl
57:00 <Loof> no big deal being on weed around kids
57:00 <Bastardly_One> panic stations!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! the bowl is nearly empty!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
57:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there fucking is Loof
57:00 <ZeroDistance> when I'm sitting in the bathroom with a needle in my penis I'm thinking one thing, damn this neelde in my penis feels great
57:00 <Loof> b1 when ur a parent get back to me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter how well you think you can handle being stoned
58:00 <Loof> my kid is fine fucken die anyone who says otherwise
58:00 <Bastardly_One> something can impair your judgment
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that
58:00 <Serenity> well i disagree there is a big deal about weed around kids
58:00 <Serenity> and i will never do it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> when I lived in a house with a fellow stoner
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and his kids happen to be my nieces
58:00 <Bastardly_One> even he agrees
58:00 <Loof> nobody has ever given me an alternative that works to weed
58:00 <The_Baron> u don't get stoned while ur around ur kids Serenity?
58:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> thats not good ZeroDistance, it may fall off
58:00 <Serenity> no i dont
58:00 <The_Baron> or u mean u don't smoke in front of them?
58:00 <Loof> so i don't know what people excpet of me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it impairs your judgement in some fashion
58:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> man he wears huge mittens
58:00 <Serenity> [12:57pm] <@Serenity> my kids have never even seen my drunk. i most certainly would never be stoned around them
58:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/624_351/images/live/p0/1n/st/p01nstns.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like me this week ... stoned and in pain
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was not normal
59:00 <Loof> maybe people who have no tolerance, i'm normal when i'm stoned
59:00 <gir> you are never fucking normal. 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
59:00 <Bastardly_One> GAH!
59:00 <The_Baron> never even seen me drunk....hmmm
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *bangs my head on desk*
59:00 <The_Baron> u know such a weird attitude
59:00 <Loof> kids not seeing you drunk is pretty abnormal
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly my point I'm trying to make to him gir
59:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
59:00 <The_Baron> like being drunk around kids is way worse than being stoned around them
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even if that was about me
59:00 <The_Baron> hell my stepson can attest to that
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we might think we're normal
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not
59:00 <Serenity> well my kids have never seen either so i dont see the problem
00:00 <Bastardly_One> kids know that shit too
00:00 <Serenity> i dont like my kids to see people intoxicated
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fair
00:00 <The_Baron> I take my stepson to doofs every so often
00:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont like my kids, full stop
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces would always come hang with me
00:00 <ZeroDistance> FUCKING CUNTS
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when the parents got drunk
00:00 <Loof> do you like them seeing people fucked up on presribed meds equally serenity?
00:00 <gir> Hey, if its helping Loof out and is keeping his mental health in check, I don't see the problem. 
00:00 <The_Baron> ^^
00:00 <Loof> exactly gir
01:00 <Serenity> i dont know anyone who is ever fucked up on prescription meds
01:00 <Serenity> but i wuldnt like that either
01:00 <Loof> try seroquel
01:00 <Loof> i cant even sit up after taking that shit
01:00 <The_Baron> only thing I hate is if someone blows smoke in my kids face
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your doseage?
01:00 <Loof> 300mg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and what else?
01:00 <ZeroDistance> im on 50
01:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to help here
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
01:00 <gir> dude.. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 300 isn't that much
01:00 <gir> you're not a fucking doctor 
01:00 <Loof> just 300mg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... anything else?
02:00 <Loof> just weed
02:00 <Bastardly_One> besides the depot shots?
02:00 <Loof> and depot
02:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
02:00 <Bastardly_One> less potage maybe
02:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20140210-how-hardcore-is-nymphomaniac
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't take mine
02:00 <Serenity> i understand its not always as easy for some people to not having these influences around their kids and really what other people chose to do doesnt concern me
02:00 <Serenity> i just know what i chose for my kids
02:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> <-- nymphomaniac
02:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me too sleepy on the Lexapro
02:00 <Loof> i don't believe in sheltering my kids from life
02:00 <Loof> they grow up fragile
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're cool with that as it's meant to be a top up anyway
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so they don't have to amp the lexapro yet again
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that shit is a wonder SSRI
03:00 <The_Baron> Seroquel was never all that hard hitting for me
03:00 <doctor> the streets are good for kids
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if it reacts well with you
03:00 <The_Baron> was on 1200mg at one stage when I was in silverwater
03:00 <The_Baron> it just made me feel stoned, but never sleepy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 1200mg?
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah two 600mg's a day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> zombie much?
03:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> i dont think the streets are good for kids
04:00 <The_Baron> oh I was dumb
04:00 <ZeroDistance> when I was in silverchair i was on smack
04:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, it didn't impair me like some ppl
04:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> i would disagree with u
04:00 <gir> lol ZeroDistance
04:00 <doctor> well sir you are wrong
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of been a complete zombie on 1200 though
04:00 <The_Baron> oh I was zombie but never made me sleep
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't me either ... unless I add a couple of cones
04:00 <The_Baron> hell when I'd give someone else 600mg of seroquel
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then ni ni within 5 min
05:00 <The_Baron> they'd be dead to the world within 20 mins
05:00 <Bastardly_One> get this though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> only XR works on me
05:00 <doctor> i turned into a right vegetable when i had seroquel
05:00 <The_Baron> I don't like pharmaceuticals at all though
05:00 <The_Baron> I hate that I even have to take Somac now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's after 30mg of Lexapro
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and 2000 cones
06:00 <doctor> i think it probably screwed me up a bit because i was 18 when i first started taking it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have a choice
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Lexapro or crazy
06:00 <doctor> brain still developing ect
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I pick Lexapro
06:00 <Loof> weed addiction is for life
06:00 <ZeroDistance> justified the drug addiction yet?
06:00 <The_Baron> well yeah fair enough
07:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way
07:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
07:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, who are we justifying it to?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been off them for a bit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of showed I think
07:00 <Shadowgate> justifying it to judge lord kobel
07:00 <Loof> people against drugs are just nerds
07:00 <Loof> fuck em
07:00 <The_Baron> I smoke weed
07:00 <The_Baron> I am high around children
07:00 <The_Baron> and one day
07:00 <The_Baron> ur kids may score weed off me
07:00 <ZeroDistance> I've collapsed 3 buildings in this round
07:00 <The_Baron> sorry
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it ... I like weed
07:00 <doctor> hmm maybe not brain damaged but it certainly left an absent period in my younger years
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kill me
07:00 <Shadowgate> beer is the best drug and legal
07:00 <Loof> beer is shit
08:00 <ZeroDistance> doing more than Bob The Builder's cousin George The Demolition Man ever did
08:00 <doctor> marijuana is illegal
08:00 <Shadowgate> lol loof i love it
08:00 <The_Baron> doctor, really?!?1
08:00 <Loof> Shadowgate isn't alcohol illegal in pakistan?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, I *LOVE* weed ... but ... if that's my most major vice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so be it
08:00 <doctor> yeah you shouldn't take it
08:00 <Loof> i though all muslim countries
08:00 <doctor> we must respect our country and its laws
08:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> ppl on drugs are weak
08:00 <The_Baron> and why are all the crap drugs legal?
08:00 <The_Baron> alcohol and tobacco
08:00 <Shadowgate> im in australia alchhol should be made illegal if they have a system of giving you a wife
08:00 <The_Baron> c'mon!!
08:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> they need and depend on drugs
08:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> to be happy
08:00 <Shadowgate> i am muslim dont agree with that
09:00 <doctor> i don't know, the law doesn't need to make sense
09:00 <Shadowgate> i drink cos im lonely
09:00 <doctor> the law is god
09:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> just merely to survive from day to day
09:00 <The_Baron> lol
09:00 <Loof> Shadowgate your lonely cause you drink
09:00 <Loof> :P
09:00 <The_Baron> Q, ever thought some ppl take drugs because they enjoy them?
09:00 <Shadowgate> otherwise id fucken kill anyone who stops me from drinkin
09:00 <The_Baron> and they have the means to do them without effecting anyone else
10:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> yeh they enjoy them
10:00 <Loof> but depressed haters get jelly of drug takers having enjoyment
10:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
10:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> without it they dont enjoy
10:00 <Shadowgate> life is great
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I still need to mull up
10:00 <The_Baron> I enjoy life with or without
10:00 <Bastardly_One> <---- lazy
10:00 <Loof> my life is hell without weed
10:00 <The_Baron> but for me, cannabis is a pleasure
10:00 <Loof> it's necessity for me
10:00 <doctor> i don't like the concept of will power or lack of will power being a determinent in somebodies drug habit. plenty of alcoholics and ciggy smokers with plenty of will out there
10:00 <The_Baron> I love it in a way wine conneiseurs enjoy wine
10:00 <The_Baron> the smell
10:00 <The_Baron> the taste
10:00 <The_Baron> the different highs
10:00 <The_Baron> the way it grows
10:00 <The_Baron> the medical benefits
10:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> most drug user hate themselves for using it
10:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> and depend on it
10:00 <Loof> i need it, not want it
11:00 <Loof> without it i will die
11:00 <Loof> suicide
11:00 <doctor> Q{{Mr_Nasti you're being irrational now
11:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> last 2 lines is more of questions
11:00 <The_Baron> I dunno, I smoke some nice kush, I feel pretty good about myself
11:00 <The_Baron> :D
11:00 <doctor> plenty of drug users who don't hate themselves, plenty of them do. same with people who don't take drugs, plenty hate themselves, plenty don't
12:00 <The_Baron> ^^
12:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> hate themselves for using and depending on drugs
12:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> it possess them
12:00 <gir> Q, fuck off 
12:00 <The_Baron> it posseses some ppl yes
12:00 <The_Baron> some ppl are mental weaklings
12:00 <The_Baron> but if u actually look at the statistics
12:00 <ZeroDistance> it's your genes
13:00 <doctor> lol, there may be certain people who do but there are certain people who don't
13:00 <The_Baron> only 7& of cannabis users actually become dependent to the point it starts affecting their day to day life
13:00 <The_Baron> and also, heroin users, most of u only ever see the obvious houso junkies on the street
13:00 <The_Baron> but there is a massive contingent of opiate users who live normal lives
14:00 <Loof> i'd rather be addicted to weed than addicted to money like a slave to the banks
14:00 <Doodle> The_Baron, i think you need a hobby
14:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> i dont need to indulge in drugs to enjoy life
14:00 <The_Baron> Doodle, I have many hobbies
14:00 <Doodle> every time i come in here you're talking about drugs
14:00 <couleurs> i'm drugs
14:00 <doctor> it's normally the impoverished person we see when the media bombards us with pictures of 'typical' heroin users
14:00 <Loof> you always talk about cars doodle
14:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> also evidence shows ppl on drugs ruin thier lives
14:00 <Loof> we all have hobbies
14:00 <doctor> we've always hated the poor
14:00 <The_Baron> I produce electronic music, I read, I paint, I go for bushwalks
14:00 <Doodle> i do not, sometimes i talk about tits
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Doodle> :P
15:00 <Loof> cars and tits, what more does a man need?
15:00 <Loof> nothing i say
15:00 <couleurs> cars r cool
15:00 <Doodle> i just detailed my mums car, i'm such a good son
15:00 <Loof> hmmm cars WITH tits
15:00 <Doodle> it was filthier than her
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <gir> :O
15:00 <couleurs> Pics
15:00 <Doodle> lol its just an n16 pulsar
15:00 <Doodle> on 14s
15:00 <Doodle> tuff
16:00 <couleurs> Hot
16:00 <Loof> i try not to get addicted to cars so much man, but the lure to their nice shinyness, my god
16:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
16:00 <Loof> shiny stuff
16:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/vaguely_human/fountain-head
16:00 <Doodle> oops talking about cars
16:00 <The_Baron> might as well rep this
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fss
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how long does it take one person to use a coffee grinder?
16:00 <Loof> The_Baron you know what the problem with your music is?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *still* brb
17:00 <Doodle> 3 secs
17:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/976_549/images/live/p0/1q/vw/p01qvw98.jpg
17:00 <Loof> it's about 20 years before it's time
17:00 <The_Baron> Loof, what's that?
17:00 <Doodle> if you're using it to chop weed
17:00 <Loof> just my opinion
17:00 <The_Baron> hahaha cheers
17:00 <The_Baron> that link aint my music
17:00 <The_Baron> just a mates band
17:00 <Loof> i know
17:00 <Doodle> k next car bblzz
17:00 <The_Baron> I remastered it however
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 secs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lying cunts
19:00 <ZeroDistance> 20 years
19:00 <ZeroDistance> Desire in Bachelorette is SO HOT
19:00 <ZeroDistance> hottest bachelorette ever, hottest chick on tee vee ever
19:00 <ZeroDistance> hottest chick i ever saw
19:00 <The_Baron> bit of an overstatement
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah she's like fuckable and good looking
20:00 <The_Baron> but she looks like she should be modelling for K-Mart or Target
20:00 <beehhh> i got new laptop
20:00 <beehhh> a new lapp
20:00 <ZeroDistance> wb
20:00 <Loof> bullshit beehhh
21:00 <ZeroDistance> yea well i think shes HOTTTT
21:00 <lumeah> ty
21:00 <ZeroDistance> her eyes burn my evil soul
21:00 <lumeah> lol
21:00 <The_Baron> she is hot, but not HOTTTT
21:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
21:00 <beehhh> no bulls she next to the old
21:00 <The_Baron> u'd really like the K-mart catalogues methinks
21:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <Loof> has she had her nose broken or is it just the lighting?
22:00 <Loof> looks like she's been left hooked
22:00 <ZeroDistance> shes a cutie pie
22:00 <Loof> but she's hot
22:00 <ZeroDistance> ^-^
22:00 <Loof> would marry
22:00 <doctor> his face says it all http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/2/23/1393160669341/Vladimir-Putin-011.jpg
22:00 <ZeroDistance> yea
22:00 <doctor> obama often has the same look
22:00 <ZeroDistance> she wants babbys
22:00 <beehhh> lenovo z510 i5 2.5g prosessor
22:00 <beehhh> 1tb hard 4 gb ram
23:00 <ZeroDistance> she wants a ring so she doesnt feel like a slut rootin without a conny
23:00 <beehhh> doctor look out this two girls in perth n kill em all
24:00 <doctor> i see what you mean
24:00 <doctor> and no, i can't afford to kill anyone
24:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1618503_10152628994793625_1954713753_n.jpg
24:00 <couleurs> Brb
24:00 <Loof> anyone with $50 can afford to have someone killed
25:00 <Loof> just find a despo smack/meth addict and offer em a hit
25:00 <beehhh> its an order soldier
25:00 <doctor> it's not the price that is at stake
25:00 <Loof> to do the deed
25:00 <beehhh> non-stop was excellent film
25:00 <Loof> oh that soul thing
25:00 <doctor> what soul?
25:00 <beehhh> they are gathering in perth for the citizenship
25:00 <Loof> ^
25:00 <beehhh> make sure they dont get it
26:00 <beehhh> bitches never helped
26:00 <doctor> lol
26:00 <beehhh> liam neesen is handsome
26:00 <doctor> i wouldn't be able to spot them apart from the several hundred thousand already here
26:00 <beehhh> lol true that
27:00 <couleurs> me 2
29:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
30:00 <ZeroDistance> I've got wet balls just watching Desire
30:00 <ZeroDistance> think my balls exploded
30:00 <doctor> from aspiring young gentleman to complete train wreck
30:00 <Loof> i Desire your wet balls
30:00 <doctor> i like it
31:00 <beehhh> lots of speedbal
31:00 <Loof> who doctor?
31:00 <doctor> dd
31:00 <beehhh> smack n louie
31:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fastball - The Way (Oct 1, 2006) 4:25 - Category: Music - 7,871,724 views - 28,995 likes (98%), 582 dislikes (2%)
32:00 <beehhh> im still using my old pc but boths are on
34:00 <BlackDevil> lol
34:00 <BlackDevil> the rain has ended
34:00 <BlackDevil> now the cold
35:00 <beehhh> i cooked WA carrots in soup
41:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/VYfAp
41:00 <couleurs> Interesting..............
48:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha loof
50:00 <couleurs> thank u
50:00 <ZeroDistance> wb couleurs
51:00 <couleurs> np
51:00 <couleurs> slow internet day 2 day... nothing happening
52:00 <MusiciaN> what do you want to happen
52:00 <MusiciaN> maybe somebody could whip up an assasination for you
53:00 <couleurs> i just want some funny gifs and videos ok
55:00 <beehhh> im using two pcs
55:00 <MusiciaN> for what?
57:00 <couleurs> yeh, grow a brain moran!!!!!!
00:00 <ZeroDistance> http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/B79477F0980BB6E42DD74214E217FFB3/w_EB4CC2CAD941E92461105761CC24A2EC.jpg
02:00 <lumeah2> stay connected you stupid phone 
03:00 <lumeah2> lol
03:00 <lumeah2> :p
04:00 <allenmc> morning
06:00 <MusiciaN> on 1:join:#melbourne://me thinks Bastardly_One is the biggest asshole he has ever seen!!
06:00 <MusiciaN> what an excellent idea
07:00 <ZeroDistance> ur fone sucksss
08:00 <MusiciaN> scandelous
09:00 <ZeroDistance> ne guys here got pink undies on?
09:00 <MusiciaN> i don't have any undies on
10:00 <MusiciaN> do they sell pink undies for men?
10:00 <Doodle> too right
11:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
11:00 <ZeroDistance> real tight ones
11:00 <ZeroDistance> put ur balls on top of ur willeh
12:00 <ZeroDistance> i wonder if chicks like tugging on their flaps when they are bored
13:00 <couleurs> is that anna pengiun
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ehC3WAp.jpg 
14:00 <couleurs> me irl
14:00 <ZeroDistance> cute
15:00 <MusiciaN> cute?
15:00 <MusiciaN> you look like a lesbian
15:00 <ZeroDistance> cutttee
15:00 <ZeroDistance> lumeah2 is cute ;)
15:00 <MusiciaN> so hows the quest going to join the bikie gang
15:00 <beehhh> baikkie
16:00 <couleurs> no calls yet...
16:00 <beehhh> campbell newman is a comancheros hells angels member
17:00 <MusiciaN> who's that
17:00 <beehhh> what you saw on media is not the truth
18:00 <couleurs> who's lumeah is it Liinda's sister
19:00 <ZeroDistance> idunno
20:00 <allenmc> i have lumeahs pics
20:00 <couleurs> shut up shads magazine u old fart man
20:00 <allenmc> :_)
20:00 <ZeroDistance> no u dont
21:00 <ZeroDistance> or u would show us real ones
21:00 <Serenity> why are all the loopers claiming they have fucked lumeah or got her pics or whatever
21:00 <Serenity> leave the poor chick alone
21:00 <beehhh> http://images.brisbanetimes.com.au/2013/10/31/4875777/ca-newman-wide-20131008164645690790-620x349.jpg
22:00 <MusiciaN> why are you posting pictures of glory holes beehhh
22:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <couleurs> `seen birdsbutts 
23:00 <prowl> couleurs, I don't remember seeing birdsbutts.
23:00 <beehhh> because he deserves this
23:00 <couleurs> RIP birdsbutts
23:00 <couleurs> RIP Skrotus
24:00 <ZeroDistance> `seen birdbutts
24:00 <prowl> ZeroDistance, birdbutts ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 17 hours 55 minutes ago (01.03. 22:28) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 1 hour 5 minutes there.
24:00 <couleurs> Imposter!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <doctor> RIP everyone
24:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
25:00 <beehhh> wasted my wholesummer
25:00 <doctor> it's never a waste beehhh
25:00 <Shadowgate> doctor and beehhh kill people of laughter
26:00 <Shadowgate> they type in an irc room and kill people of laughter who views them
26:00 <couleurs> ;)
26:00 <doctor> that's not true, my humour brings laughter and joy to millions
26:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/r4Hsxiw.jpg
27:00 <doctor> but it all comes at a cost as I'm a deepy sad and lonely person on the inside
27:00 <couleurs> that's a weird looken dog
27:00 <doctor> they don't breed them like they used to
28:00 <couleurs> hee hee
28:00 <MusiciaN> ode to the doctor, a sad clown. rip.
29:00 <allenmc> May God have mercy on their Hard Drive.
30:00 <MusiciaN> how much is the reward
30:00 <MusiciaN> would have to be a lot for somebody not to just pocket it
30:00 <MusiciaN> if i had it, i'd hold it to ransom for at least $400
33:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
33:00 <ZeroDistance> id kill it
33:00 <couleurs> the helicopter is $600 and a go pro is $300 so buy my calculations the reward should be $900-$1000 thank u
36:00 <beehhh> these things are good
37:00 <ZeroDistance> when im the next bachelorette im going to blow so many guys
38:00 <MusiciaN> Urine Powered Generator: 6 Hours Of Power On 1 Litre Of Pee <- you know this is stupid right? they are using more electricity to create the hydrogen than they are providing through the generator
41:00 <MusiciaN> like the article says, it's not about the energy it produces it's only use is low energy waste disposal, undermining the start of the article that there is no energy crisis lol
41:00 <ZeroDistance> i would love 2 pp on u bub
42:00 <MusiciaN> i'd like that too
42:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
46:00 <ZeroDistance> I don't like Desire anymore
46:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn bitchy cunt
47:00 <allenmc> Konversation terminated!
49:00 <MusiciaN> all the more bitchy cunt for me
49:00 <ZeroDistance> all the chicks in the audience r cryin coz one of the dudes sang a faggy country song
50:00 <Scattered> yeah bitchy cunt is good lol
52:00 <ZeroDistance> all urs
52:00 <ZeroDistance> IDC
52:00 <Scattered> ill take it
53:00 <Scattered> unless MusiciaN wants a share
53:00 <jezer> austnet
53:00 <jezer> watch out
53:00 <jezer> element is pedofile
53:00 <jezer> infects ya computers with virues
53:00 <jezer> to share his porn
54:00 <jezer> infact half austnet is pedos
54:00 <allenmc> element is a pedofile correct
54:00 <jezer> backing up my music
54:00 <jezer> so i can reinstall windows
54:00 <allenmc> hello ezer
54:00 <allenmc> jezer
54:00 <jezer> even my facebook is infected
55:00 <jezer> by virus
55:00 <jezer> a game one
55:00 <allenmc> shit
55:00 <jezer> so it pretends to be a game
55:00 <jezer> and sends everything i type
55:00 <allenmc> element is a pedofile correct
55:00 <jezer> cunt comes here
55:00 <jezer> gives my wireless key
55:00 <jezer> to neighbours
56:00 <jezer> prob paid to get it
56:00 <Excessive> if u partition ur drive and put all ur stuff on the D:\ drive, then u won't have to back shit up every time u format
56:00 <allenmc> serious
56:00 <partay> Excessive LOL
56:00 <partay> what a moronic thing to say
56:00 <jezer> all i want is to look into someones eyes
56:00 <jezer> and sleep
57:00 <Excessive> moronic?
57:00 <partay> yep
57:00 <Excessive> how's that?
57:00 <partay> the idea behind a format is to wipe the entire drive 
57:00 <jezer> i cant low level format
57:00 <ZeroDistance> i just wana tongue jezer in the ear
57:00 <allenmc> partays a gay
57:00 <jezer> i gotta try make low level format usb
57:00 <Excessive> u fckn tool, u wipe the OS not everything
57:00 <partay> LOL
57:00 <partay> moron
58:00 <ZeroDistance> The [Lebsian] Bachelorette
58:00 <partay> the viruses generally attched them selves to the data files 
58:00 <jezer> gays should be shot
58:00 <jezer> the prey on helpless
58:00 <partay> toolk
58:00 <BlackDevil> hi
58:00 <Excessive> shows how much u know ............ or rather jus spit out garbage partay
59:00 <partay> Excessive shush
59:00 <jezer> putting 9 gig of music on usb
59:00 <jezer> thats production files
59:00 <jezer> never to be used until i buy new pc
00:00 <jezer> usb drive could have bootsector virus
00:00 <jezer> but as long as i have copy
00:00 <jezer> i cant get ripped off
00:00 <simba> "Production Files"
00:00 <simba> u mean 160kbps m-3s right
00:00 <simba> mp3s**
00:00 <jezer> no
00:00 <jezer> 2 gig is samples
01:00 <jezer> rest is songs
01:00 <jezer> in small as files
01:00 <allenmc> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-apocalypse-of
01:00 <allenmc> my newest
01:00 <simba> do you ever sample yourself from your videos?
01:00 <ZeroDistance> BROOKS LEAVES DESIRE
01:00 <ZeroDistance> just wana spoil it for neone who watched
01:00 <ZeroDistance> watches*
02:00 <jezer> gonna use irc on phone after i reinstall
02:00 <allenmc> jezer if u loose any samples,contact me
02:00 <partay> allenmc thats shit... I could mix better with a turd
02:00 <jezer> try infect my phone element
02:00 <jezer> go on
02:00 <allenmc> 200tb wavs
02:00 <simba> u r both disgraces
03:00 <Excessive> wav has a limitation to 3GB/file
03:00 <ZeroDistance> i just want u to know i hope u die.
03:00 <[Maverick]> lol Excessive'
03:00 <[Maverick]> no it doesn't 
03:00 <Excessive> or some shit
03:00 <jezer> stop showing me fake internet
03:00 <allenmc> im the WAV MASTER
04:00 <jezer> get me off this intranet
04:00 <jezer> i dont like being fucked with
04:00 <Excessive> I know it won't allow as big a file as u can have as an mp3
04:00 <allenmc> JEZER IM WITH U
04:00 <[Maverick]> ??
04:00 <allenmc> I HAYT ELEMENTS GUTS
05:00 <jezer> i have to buy new hdd now
05:00 <jezer> and chuck a 500gig one out
05:00 <jezer> cause of element
05:00 <ZeroDistance> I hate all my x boyfriends.
05:00 <allenmc> ASD SHOULD BAN HIM
05:00 <[Maverick]> no audio format has limitations.
06:00 <ZeroDistance> every chick I've fucked was blind.
06:00 <Excessive> The WAV format is limited to files that are less than 4 GB, because of its use of a 32-bit unsigned integer to record the file size header (some programs limit the file size to 2 GB).
07:00 <Excessive> so yeah
08:00 <jezer> wav is raw
08:00 <jezer> its straight pass thru
08:00 <jezer> no dac needed
08:00 <jezer> but i know fuck all
08:00 <allenmc> I HAVE A FOCUSRITE LIQUID CHANNEL
09:00 <jezer> my fucken brother made speakers for fox studios down mixing studio
09:00 <jezer> and Excessive thinks they know sound
09:00 <allenmc> NICE BRO
09:00 <Excessive> and wat have u made jezer?
09:00 <jezer> a headache from u
09:00 <jezer> thats about it
10:00 <Excessive> so fck all
10:00 <ZeroDistance> how much would I have to pay you guys to kiss eachothers cocks?
10:00 <jezer> just cause u dj dont make u musically talented
10:00 <jezer> Excessive
11:00 <jezer> u can press play and stop
11:00 <jezer> about it
11:00 <allenmc> FAT BEATS
11:00 <Excessive> give it up chris
11:00 <jezer> no u
11:00 <allenmc> HARD HOUSE I MAKE
11:00 <jezer> u ruined my life
11:00 <jezer> Excessive
12:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah it's almost like saying rappers are talented
12:00 <Excessive> lawl
12:00 <jezer> only u
12:00 <jezer> fucken hipocrit
12:00 <simba> be quiet chris
12:00 <simba> youre being spastic publically again, remember?
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> pubic ally
12:00 <Excessive> made anymoar vids with ur hoodie on smokin bongs?
12:00 <jezer> jerked off to my old ones ?
13:00 <jezer> why do u ask
13:00 <Excessive> oh wait is ur hoodie in the wash? .......... ah no vids with no hoodie aye ......... jus not cool enough
13:00 <BlackDevil> Double click my dick
13:00 <BlackDevil> porn porn porn
13:00 <jezer> yeah i burn ciggas hole in sleeve
13:00 <jezer> need new hoody
13:00 <oz33> bi / curious melb guys msg me
14:00 <jezer> no
14:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World of Warcraft - The Internet is for porn (Jan 3, 2006) 3:17 - Category: Comedy - 2,605,141 views - 12,456 likes (96.3%), 474 dislikes (3.7%)
14:00 <jezer> i now gonna do whois
15:00 <jezer> on every one
15:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:00 <jezer> to pin point elements spy
15:00 <jezer> or just take screen shot
15:00 <jezer> see who logs in or out
15:00 <BlackDevil> i get dossed my element a lot
16:00 <simba> can someone dos my element
17:00 <jezer> i know i said something when high years ago
17:00 <jezer> i didnt think they would go thru with it
18:00 <BlackDevil> yea my element will dos me today
18:00 <The_Baron> pizza toppings on meat pies
19:00 <ZeroDistance> not exactly pizza toppings then huh
19:00 <ZeroDistance> just toppings
20:00 <The_Baron> been using the meatpie as a pizza base
20:00 <ZeroDistance> y
20:00 <The_Baron> coz I can
20:00 <The_Baron> plus I had a heap of leftover pizza sauce I made
20:00 <The_Baron> and no pizza base
20:00 <jezer> ive called federal police b4
21:00 <jezer> about austnet
21:00 <jezer> so if element wants to start
21:00 <The_Baron> that's great
21:00 <jezer> why do u think i can change ip
21:00 <ZeroDistance> I'd call them on all of you
21:00 <Excessive> then u'll jus have to wipe ur drive again chris ......... "ur whole drive"!
21:00 <ZeroDistance> ALL OF YOU!
22:00 <The_Baron> anyone can change ip
22:00 <jezer> not different exchanges
22:00 <Excessive> on a dynamic IP
22:00 <jezer> only ip
22:00 <jezer> fucken watch out
22:00 <BlackDevil> element dosed ricchhee
23:00 <simba> chris i think someone called the police about you on austnet, youre getting mixed up
23:00 <BlackDevil> lol
23:00 <BlackDevil> call the police on Austnet
23:00 <Excessive> ye that was me simba, lol
23:00 <BlackDevil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:00 <simba> really
23:00 <Excessive> ye
23:00 <simba> what channel was he going nuts in?
23:00 <Excessive> they put chris's meds up
23:00 <Excessive> cause of it
23:00 <BlackDevil> im going to pee
23:00 <The_Baron> snitches get stitches
24:00 <BlackDevil> i hope you enjoy the show
24:00 <BlackDevil> brb
24:00 <simba> BlackDevil you dont know anything you stupid american
24:00 <Excessive> that's y he keeps sayin that I fcked his life
24:00 <jezer> u did
24:00 <simba> apparently you put your address on irc, chris?
24:00 <jezer> could been off order if u didnt call
24:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know how the internet works
24:00 <simba> and told someone to come and get you?
24:00 <ZeroDistance> i love sniffing my top lip
24:00 <jezer> u fucked my life Excessive
24:00 <Excessive> lawl
24:00 <simba> jezer is it true you put your address on irc chris?
24:00 <jezer> yes
24:00 <Excessive> yes he did
25:00 <jezer> in sex channel
25:00 <jezer> i dont give a fuck
25:00 <simba> then you deserve anything you get
25:00 <simba> you RETARD!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <jezer> so
25:00 <jezer> who cares
25:00 <simba> so dont whine about it!!
25:00 <simba> irc is clearly a legitimate problem for you, like beagle
25:00 <simba> beagle has this deep deep problem with paltalk and facetalk and irc
25:00 <jezer> no misses 3 names is
26:00 <jezer> thats my problem
26:00 <jezer> want me say real name
26:00 <jezer> and what she does for living
26:00 <jezer> fucken cunts
26:00 <simba> ban
28:00 <jezer> was gonna commit fagacide
28:00 <jezer> cause women are fucked
28:00 <simba> you are fucked man
28:00 <jezer> only person u can trust is ya hand
28:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n do a bog ............ and then talk to it pretending it's chris
28:00 <Excessive> bbs
28:00 <simba> chris needs the cops called on him again
29:00 <jezer> no
29:00 <jezer> cause they are fucked
29:00 <jezer> they dont listen
29:00 <jezer> cops ruined my life
29:00 <simba> you ruined your life
29:00 <jezer> no stupid women did
30:00 <jezer> come give u something u need then never come back
30:00 <Pieter> CUM EATERS
30:00 <jezer> i paranoid
30:00 <Pieter> Nomnomnom
30:00 <Pieter> Eat it like its silly string
30:00 <jezer> schizophrenic
30:00 <jezer> i cant go outside
30:00 <jezer> world hates me
30:00 <The_Baron> well that was boring
30:00 <The_Baron> thanks
30:00 <jezer> i get love i go crazy
31:00 <simba> stfu
31:00 <simba> why arent you permabanned
31:00 <jezer> nope
31:00 <Doodle> 999999999999
31:00 <jezer> 9
32:00 <ZeroDistance> wooo greek for dinner
32:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
33:00 <Doodle> i heard you like it greek style
33:00 <The_Baron> it's because like anyone who gets banned on any irc network
33:00 <The_Baron> it's easy to ban evade
33:00 <The_Baron> and then they keep doing it
33:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe
33:00 <The_Baron> then finally the ops give up
33:00 <ZeroDistance> more flesh than the Greek fest ;)
33:00 <The_Baron> and then we are back here again
35:00 <eon> music copied
35:00 <eon> do i get evidence if i reinstall
35:00 <eon> or if i keep hmmmm
39:00 <Pieter> Im all lickable
40:00 <Pieter> Keep licking
40:00 <eon> every thing is backed up
40:00 <Loof> all my docs are in the cloud
40:00 <eon> once i come on irc with phone your fucked
41:00 <Loof> http://assets.hightimes.com/K1d_B14Z3.png
41:00 <zaim> wtf
41:00 <eon> i got 2 phones
41:00 <Loof> http://assets.hightimes.com/MassRootsApp.png
41:00 <eon> got one for free of optus for talking them down to morons
42:00 <MusiciaN> but my licking?
43:00 <Pieter> Ill take you both i dun mind
43:00 <Pieter> :0
44:00 <MusiciaN> makes my mouth water Loof
44:00 <lumeah2> lol
44:00 <Loof> "Well, it finally happened -- marijuana killed a man. The good news is the poor bastard did not die from smoking it, but rather, as the result of an occupational hazard: A half ton of weed he was transporting across Brazil crushed him in an automobile accident.""
44:00 <lumeah2> hey piety
45:00 <MusiciaN> LOL
45:00 <MusiciaN> oh its not the first time weed has killed indirectly
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <Loof> true
45:00 <Pieter> Just goes to show just being around it turns ya retarded
45:00 <Loof> cartels and shit
45:00 <Loof> drug wars
45:00 <Loof> in south america
45:00 <MusiciaN> people getting high and diving in the shallow end of a pool is more along the lines i was thinking
46:00 <ZeroDistance> ANY HOT ETHNIC CHICKS?
46:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe
46:00 <Loof> true hehe
46:00 <MusiciaN> high people do dangerous shit
46:00 <ZeroDistance> any dudes with no pants on?
46:00 <ZeroDistance> and no jocks on?
47:00 <MusiciaN> i am now
47:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe
47:00 <Pieter> Download sometihing from google play and find ads asking if i like asian women
47:00 <ZeroDistance> ANY DUDES WANT THEIR DICKS PULLED A BIT?
47:00 <Loof> it's not gay if it's just a bit
48:00 <Lumeah> z are you gay? 
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <MusiciaN> in what direction
48:00 <Lumeah> off?
48:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
48:00 <MusiciaN> it's not gay if your balls don't touch
48:00 <Loof> exactly
48:00 <Lumeah> lol 
48:00 <ZeroDistance> do any chicks here tug on their flaps when they are bored?
48:00 <Lumeah> no z
48:00 <MusiciaN> no i don't think any woman has ever done that ZeroDistance
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i wouldnt see why
49:00 <Loof> i would
49:00 <Loof> i mean i *will*
49:00 <The_Baron> it's only gay if u buy them breakfast
49:00 <MusiciaN> it's easier just to flick the bean
49:00 <ZeroDistance> it's gay if you fucked their last bf
50:00 <MusiciaN> oh good lawd
50:00 <MusiciaN> that really is gay
50:00 <MusiciaN> i don't think you can get gayer
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah, throw on some Frente
50:00 <Pieter> 1dont doubt it
50:00 <The_Baron> it WILL get gayer
51:00 <MusiciaN> i think that was an invitation
51:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
51:00 <MusiciaN> we really are
52:00 <Loof> lol frente
52:00 <ZeroDistance> Lumeah have u ever kissed a chick?
54:00 <The_Baron> have you ever put ur penis inside a sock filled with warm instant mash potato?
55:00 <The_Baron> have you ever stroked her, and carressed her and called her Debbie?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> no
56:00 <Lumeah> nope
56:00 <The_Baron> who asked you COCKKNOCKER!
56:00 <ZeroDistance> kinda weird stuff is that
57:00 <Doodle> lol debbie
57:00 <Doodle> or deb for short
57:00 <The_Baron> actually it's actually a common mastabatory aid in prison
57:00 <The_Baron> sock filled with warm instant mash
57:00 <The_Baron> it's called a Debbie
57:00 <The_Baron> because of the brand of instant mash Deb
57:00 <Doodle> well its not like you'd eat it
57:00 <Doodle> that shit is revolting
57:00 <Doodle> allenmc never
57:00 <allenmc> JUST HAD A LUSH DINNER
58:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
58:00 <allenmc> BEEF LASAGNE
58:00 <ZeroDistance> The_Baron have you ever jerked off into a condom?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is it wrong
58:00 <The_Baron> of course I have
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that I like Deb?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <ZeroDistance> srs?
58:00 <The_Baron> when I was younger, much younger than today
58:00 <ZeroDistance> wonder if it feels good
58:00 <The_Baron> out of curiosity
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - With A Little Help From My Friends.mp3 (3.76MB 192kbps Stereo 2:44)
58:00 <ZeroDistance> why arent there little cup condoms for testicles?
58:00 <Doodle> ugh
58:00 <The_Baron> I didn't believe that lil nipple on the end of a franger could actually hold that much cum
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <allenmc> NARON
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong one Doodle :P
59:00 <Doodle> yeah
59:00 <allenmc> BARON
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you wanted Help!
59:00 <allenmc> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-apocalypse-of
59:00 <Doodle> i did
59:00 <The_Baron> @YES !!!!!
59:00 <allenmc> IVE GOT NICE WEED
59:00 <allenmc> SMOKED HALF G
00:00 <The_Baron> you must be high
00:00 <allenmc> ROCK
00:00 <The_Baron> u forgot to take off capslock
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <allenmc> NO I SLEPT
00:00 <allenmc> cool
01:00 <allenmc> imo
01:00 <allenmc> xd lol
01:00 <allenmc> ciggy break
01:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaUkgP9I4i8
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beatallica - Help! (Apr 16, 2013) 3:27 - Category: Music - 26,244 views - 119 likes (94.4%), 7 dislikes (5.6%)
01:00 <The_Baron> I'm gonna go get some takeaway or some shit
01:00 <The_Baron> feel like going to that burger joint again
01:00 <ZeroDistance> stan lee needs to get a job
01:00 <ZeroDistance> fucking hipster
01:00 <allenmc> mad dude
01:00 <The_Baron> and perving on big breasted women at Broadbeach
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I miss that
02:00 <Pieter> The australian institute of fitness
02:00 <allenmc> nice nice
02:00 <Pieter> Cmon people
02:00 <The_Baron> hahaha Bastardly_One
02:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
02:00 <Pieter> You too can become a member
02:00 <Bastardly_One> going down the fish shop
02:00 <The_Baron> bbl
02:00 <Pieter> :)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and perving
02:00 <ZeroDistance> on fat chicks ordering burgers
02:00 <Bastardly_One> non exist where he lives
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well they do but they keep indoors
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in the same suburb he lives in
03:00 <Bastardly_One> on the Coast
03:00 <MusiciaN> send me some weed in the post plz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah roll a spliff now with all this weed talk
04:00 <allenmc> i got a 2gram bud for ten bux
04:00 <Excessive> nais
04:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn drug addicts
05:00 <allenmc> something in my eye
05:00 <ZeroDistance> lick your top lip and sniff it
05:00 <allenmc> cat hair
05:00 <ZeroDistance> smells like pussy
05:00 <ZeroDistance> suck ur finger and sniff it
05:00 <allenmc> itchy bum
06:00 <allenmc> stinkin finger
06:00 <Excessive> no need to show us around ZeroDistance, I think we've been here b4
06:00 <allenmc> FOUND MAD ADDIDAS RUNNERS 29 BUX
07:00 <allenmc> down from 79
07:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1623206_10152229717681690_605802757_n.jpg
07:00 <allenmc> i have a fat gut imo
07:00 <allenmc> more room for foods
08:00 <ZeroDistance> not true
08:00 <ZeroDistance> stomach might be big though
08:00 <MusiciaN> lol mav
09:00 <MusiciaN> that is a classic
09:00 <ZeroDistance> i needa new gamertag
10:00 <ZeroDistance> im thinkin of sexycute12yrold
10:00 <allenmc> pedo alert
10:00 <ZeroDistance> nah
10:00 <ZeroDistance> im just leaving off bottleofwhiskey
10:00 <ZeroDistance> u got a dirty mind
11:00 <CannibalClown> LOL @ shads
11:00 <allenmc> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> change of plans
11:00 <allenmc> wb
11:00 <The_Baron> looks like it's a bbq tonight
12:00 <allenmc> nice
13:00 <The_Baron> now wait for ppl to bring back some fuckin maet
13:00 <The_Baron> meat*
13:00 <allenmc> k
14:00 <ZeroDistance> im having greek food
14:00 <ZeroDistance> Lumeah do u want some?
14:00 <ZeroDistance> id offer u guys but ur fkn pigs!
14:00 <Lumeah> lol what ? 
15:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:00 <MusiciaN> that's true
15:00 <The_Baron> I am a pig
15:00 <MusiciaN> i love cabbage wrapped around meat and tomatoy goodness
15:00 <MusiciaN> give me greek food!
16:00 <The_Baron> not as good as turkish food however
16:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <ZeroDistance> uno what would be funny
17:00 <ZeroDistance> seeing bikies on a ride on tv and one falls and makes heaps of other bikies stack it
17:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1925155_10152337950082664_1241732928_n.jpg
18:00 <MusiciaN> i've never had Baklava :(
19:00 <ZeroDistance> its ok
19:00 <MusiciaN> whoever aired it would be shot the next day
19:00 <ZeroDistance> lol sif
20:00 <MusiciaN> bikies all ride bikes 2 feet high and two feet wide for a reason
20:00 <MusiciaN> they're all scared of falling off
22:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
25:00 <ZeroDistance> stupid meerkats on teevee
25:00 <allenmc> keep talkin im bout to blow
31:00 <Pieter> Lumeah is eating me :(
31:00 <ZeroDistance> gross
31:00 <Pieter> It
31:00 <Pieter> IT
33:00 <Bastardly_One> er
34:00 <Lumeah> lol
34:00 <Lumeah> that boy needs tact lol
35:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
35:00 <Excessive> Thierry De
35:00 <Excessive> Just saw on the news a dj arrived to his gig after 1:30am even he wasn't allowed to enter club as the new lock out law has taken place...hmm I though dj's would be allowed to go through the door if there playing a late set?
35:00 <Rak> season 2 of Vikings has started :D
37:00 <ZeroDistance> where
37:00 <ZeroDistance> sbs?
37:00 <Rak> pfffft. http://eztv.it/shows/798/vikings-us/ :D
38:00 <Pieter> Hah i havent seen the simpsons on
38:00 <ZeroDistance> i love Vikings
38:00 <Pieter> Ep 499
38:00 <ZeroDistance> how was the sacrafice episode
38:00 <Rak> yeh that was intense
38:00 <Rak> i loved it
39:00 <Excessive> If they could explain where Adam & Eve got their belly buttons from, I'd consider letting it slide. 
42:00 <ZeroDistance> and yet incest is wrong
42:00 <ZeroDistance> O_O
42:00 <Rak> adam and eve have belly buttons cos that's where God plugged trhem in to his matrix...of love
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
42:00 <Excessive> so did luke n leia
43:00 <ZeroDistance> they pashed 
43:00 <ZeroDistance> n didnt know
43:00 <Rak> oh they knew...they knew
44:00 <Rak> tatooine's like the galaxy's tasmania
44:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
46:00 <ZeroDistance> get much sex in #sex Bastardly_One?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> get a life Josh
46:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta be desperate go in there
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've opped there for like 15 yrs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> since 97
46:00 <ZeroDistance> is there a gay sex?
47:00 <ZeroDistance> id go in there
47:00 <Serenity> i sure hope so
47:00 <Serenity> lets go
47:00 <ZeroDistance> k!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> there is
47:00 <Serenity> im down for that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well 2
47:00 <Bastardly_One> #bisexual
47:00 <ZeroDistance> its shit theres like 2 ppl in it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and #gaysex
47:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know they've always been around
47:00 <tech_n9n3> Hey sexy serenity 
47:00 <Excessive> bicicle
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mr Serenity is a despo?
48:00 <tech_n9n3> Goes on Pandis
48:00 <ZeroDistance> nup
48:00 <ZeroDistance> hehehe
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he hangs there as well ... so troll someone who cares
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
48:00 <ZeroDistance> what's not you
48:00 <tech_n9n3> Hi bastard 
49:00 <Q{{Mr_Nasti> anyone ever eaten elephant trunk?
49:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One is your name Simon?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' spence
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't know my name by now
49:00 <tech_n9n3> Mmmm snuffleuffagus
49:00 <ZeroDistance> do you have one?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly pay no attention
49:00 <ZeroDistance> I kinda don't heheh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Chrystal
50:00 <tech_n9n3> Lolz
51:00 <tech_n9n3> Pandis is your name vale saynt?
52:00 <ZeroDistance> yup
52:00 <Lumeah> yes
52:00 <ZeroDistance> thats my real name
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
52:00 <tech_n9n3> Nice 
52:00 <ZeroDistance> i deactivated fb
53:00 <tech_n9n3> How come 
53:00 <ZeroDistance> felt like it
54:00 <ZeroDistance> activate it tomoz
54:00 <tech_n9n3> Sweet 
54:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
54:00 <tech_n9n3> Lmfao
54:00 <tech_n9n3> Ahahahaha
54:00 <tech_n9n3> I'm over fb
54:00 <ZeroDistance> same
54:00 <tech_n9n3> So how u been bro 
55:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah not bad man u?
55:00 <tech_n9n3> Awesome havent been drinking n gambling 
55:00 <ZeroDistance> sweet ^5
56:00 <ZeroDistance> feels good huh
56:00 <tech_n9n3> Been working heaps and got a job saturdays helping my mate bricklaying 
56:00 <tech_n9n3> Feels great man 
57:00 <ZeroDistance> word up get them muscles big
57:00 <tech_n9n3> Can't get much bigger anyway lol
57:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
58:00 <tech_n9n3> These guns...lethal
58:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
58:00 <ZeroDistance> pew pew pew
58:00 <tech_n9n3> Can't beat your beefy nzipple though...huge
58:00 <ZeroDistance> finger gun
58:00 <ZeroDistance> lololol
58:00 <tech_n9n3> Lmfao
59:00 <MusiciaN> are you finger banging everybody again
59:00 <tech_n9n3> Hi chris
59:00 <MusiciaN> at least wash your hands between victums
59:00 <tech_n9n3> Victim
00:00 <Serenity> i wish i was finger banging everyone
00:00 <Serenity> id be really good at it
00:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm touchin' everyone here in dark secret places
00:00 <tech_n9n3> Can I finger bang your bum serenity 
00:00 <Serenity> sure
00:00 <tech_n9n3> Cool 
00:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
00:00 <tech_n9n3> Stinkfinger time
01:00 <tech_n9n3> Yellow stained finger 
01:00 <tech_n9n3> Poopy digit
01:00 <ZeroDistance> im gonna have dinner
01:00 <tech_n9n3> What ya having noodles ?
01:00 <tech_n9n3> I had the mean homemade fush n chups
02:00 <Shadowgate> tech_n9n3 asks peoplke i it had noodles his funy lol
02:00 <tech_n9n3> I am?
02:00 <tech_n9n3> I just know he has a lot of noodles ?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bloody good idea
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the homemade fish n chips idea
03:00 <tech_n9n3> It was awesome...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Imma doin' that when I get around to it
03:00 <tech_n9n3> I battered whiting fillets...
04:00 <tech_n9n3> Cheated with the bandito wedges though 
04:00 <CannibalClown> drink up me hardys yo ho
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have really nice blue grenadiere
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or however you spel it
04:00 <tech_n9n3> Nice 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I got despo
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's pre packaged
04:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely surprised
05:00 <tech_n9n3> I'm off the piss been eating way too much 
06:00 <ZeroDistance> having greek food, gonna try this fish
07:00 <Pieter> Hey Zade:)
07:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
08:00 <tech_n9n3> Nice pandis
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can we take +N off and just ban shads?
11:00 <tech_n9n3> Where's Shads ?
11:00 <CannibalClown> i concur
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> heaps of meat
13:00 <tech_n9n3> Who's cannibalclown
15:00 <Serenity> oh did i forget to take it off
15:00 <Serenity> nope its not on
16:00 <tech_n9n3> Loof
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yah it is
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Can't change nickname while on #Australia (+N is set)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
17:00 <Serenity> australia
17:00 <Serenity> ..
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's tht cunt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *tells Bonny off*
17:00 <tech_n9n3> Who ?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah must of been with shads too
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
17:00 <Bastardly_One> gibbs slap me for that if ya want
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ban shads anyway>
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> done
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see the way I said please
19:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, approve?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <tech_n9n3> Why not...
19:00 <ZeroDistance> k
19:00 <ZeroDistance> i love potato
20:00 <Excessive> mmmmmm CC's n Ol El Paso salsa ............ forgot how gd this shit was
23:00 <Loof> have it with some avocado
23:00 <Loof> mmm
23:00 <Excessive> don't have aby here
23:00 <Excessive> any
23:00 <tech_n9n3> Ava avo
23:00 <Loof> damn
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i have octopus
23:00 <Excessive> burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppp
24:00 <Excessive> so that's mah dinnah ............ chips, salsa, n 2 big cans of red bull
24:00 <Loof> healthy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> healthy for me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is ordering OJ with my maccas
25:00 <Serenity> you know thers more sugar in that OJ than in coke
25:00 <tech_n9n3> Healthy for me is subway
25:00 <ZeroDistance> i had some pork and some sausage, so good that sausage and some chicken and some octopus
26:00 <Loof> subway aint healthy apparently: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/p526x296/1920190_748800275153421_1593225968_n.jpg
27:00 <Excessive> well I did get some frankfurts n hot dog bread for some hot dogs too ........... I have everything else for em ............. but I wanted the chips now
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck this town on tele
27:00 <Loof> subway makes their buns out of rubber
27:00 <Serenity> american subway perhaps
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hotdogs
27:00 <ZeroDistance> two chicks struggling for life on a public road n ppl just drive by
27:00 <ZeroDistance> n later they get murdered
28:00 <Serenity> just like australian mcdonalds dont use 'pink goop'
28:00 <ZeroDistance> the outback must be shit
28:00 <Loof> is it real meat serenity?
28:00 <ZeroDistance> have had subway wrap tho
28:00 <Serenity> yes it is real meat
28:00 <Loof> sweet
28:00 <Loof> cause i eat 3 mcdoubles a day
28:00 <Serenity> we have food standards beyond what america has fortunately
28:00 <Loof> :)
28:00 <Serenity> thats revolting
28:00 <ZeroDistance> that stupid maccas ad
28:00 <Loof> cheap tasty beaf
28:00 <Loof> like me
29:00 <ZeroDistance> IS THE MEAT REALLY FROM AUSTRALIA
29:00 <ZeroDistance> IS IT REAL MEAT
29:00 <ZeroDistance> IS THE BUN A BUN?
29:00 <Loof> beef\
29:00 <Serenity> AM I REALLY A WIZARD HAGRID
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
30:00 <ZeroDistance> DOES RONALD MCDONALD REALLY HATE HAMBURGLAR?
30:00 <Zade> the ham for subway is made at castle bacon in castlemaine 
31:00 <Excessive> the sausage in mah french potato bake (when I make it) is made by Primo
31:00 <Excessive> the Hungarian Csabai sausage that is
32:00 <Loof> you're right serenity, azodicarbonamide is banned in australia :)
33:00 <Loof> poor americans
33:00 <Serenity> im always right
33:00 <Serenity> even when im wrong
34:00 <Loof> i wonder if the meat in american mcdonalds burgers tastes different
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/423721_2451147772687_1967865012_n.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think KFC tastes different over there too
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/401401_2451150572757_362723494_n.jpg
34:00 <tech_n9n3> American beef ownes
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/419251_2451151292775_593420447_n.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> different though right spence?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot ... beefier I guess
35:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/419039_2451152492805_499456180_n.jpg
35:00 <Bastardly_One> less lean
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate you all
35:00 <Excessive> that's mah french potato bake
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because on a walk
35:00 <tech_n9n3> I've heard only good about American beef
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna have to go to HJs
35:00 <Loof> here's what i want to eat: http://www.fearnet.com/news/news-article/new-company-growing-meat-celebrity-tissue-samples
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because the burgers always better at hungry jacks
36:00 <tech_n9n3> Mmmm lumpy dacks
37:00 <tech_n9n3> Been smashing 3 pepper chicken subz lately
38:00 <ZeroDistance> IM WATCHING CHAPELLE
39:00 <ZeroDistance> she aint hot
39:00 <tech_n9n3> Ranch sauce lettuce cheese tomato onion salt n pep
39:00 <ZeroDistance> NOTHINK MATE
39:00 <Excessive> I like one think from subbies
39:00 <ZeroDistance> NOTHINK
41:00 <Excessive> the Italian BMT on Italian bread with tasty cheese, cucumber, carrot, capsicum, olives and jalapenos .......... quite a bit of the jalapenos, the jalapenos set it off and give gd appetite .......... oh and the salt n pepper
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie
42:00 <tech_n9n3> Bmt?
42:00 <Excessive> ye BMT is was they call it
42:00 <Excessive> Italian BMT
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pssssssssssssst Excessive
42:00 <Excessive> aye
43:00 <tech_n9n3> Mmmm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> make some good looking or excting food
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or stop posting food pics
43:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
43:00 <Excessive> they r my pics lol
43:00 <tech_n9n3> What meat ?
43:00 <Excessive> I make all that shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're all boring :D
43:00 <stebie> g'day Bastardly_One
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just being nasty
44:00 <Bastardly_One> as I want a potato bake now
44:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
44:00 <Excessive> ehehehe
45:00 <Excessive> man u need to try mah cabbage rolls some day
45:00 <Excessive> now that is preparation
45:00 <ZeroDistance> cheese and spinach
46:00 <Excessive> right from pickling the cabbage to actually using it for the rolls with spare ribs in between while cookin
48:00 <Excessive> I have the whole pickling thisng on fb with pix n instructions for the how to etc 
48:00 <Excessive> -s
48:00 <Excessive> others at home wanted to know how to do it lol
50:00 <Excessive> 1 kilo of salt to the 30 litres of water that I use for the 5 cabbages that I do ......... at the one time
50:00 <Excessive> plus the other shit .......... dill n pepper corn and bay leaves
51:00 <allenMC> HOWDY
51:00 <allenMC> MMM COFFEE
51:00 <Excessive> lo wayne
51:00 <BillyGoat> i use 30 kilos of salt 1 litre water
51:00 <allenMC> just got more weed
52:00 <allenMC> heyas excessive :)))))))))))))))))
52:00 <Serenity> you dont need more weed you fat fuck
52:00 <allenMC> any parties comin up
52:00 <Excessive> not that I know of/that interest me
52:00 <allenMC> okies cool bruz
53:00 <Excessive> u followin that group or wat?
53:00 <allenMC> looking at 2 units tommorow
53:00 <allenMC> think i am yeah
53:00 <Excessive> warehouse?
53:00 <allenMC> nup
53:00 <allenMC> units
53:00 <Excessive> right
53:00 <Excessive> so no warehouse?
53:00 <BillyGoat> drug lab
54:00 <allenMC> dont think so but i will have 60k left
54:00 <allenMC> after i buy a unit
54:00 <allenMC> to hire one
54:00 <Excessive> where u buyin?
54:00 <allenMC> cant mention it here
55:00 <Excessive> jus a general idea .............. out west?
55:00 <allenMC> cant mention it here
55:00 <Excessive> lol ok
55:00 <allenMC> lol
55:00 <simba> hi Serenity ;~)
55:00 <Picard> hello ladies
56:00 <allenMC> dykes
56:00 <BillyGoat> my dick
56:00 <allenMC> might chk out facebook
56:00 <BillyGoat> 1 inch length 
56:00 <allenMC> heya billy
56:00 <allenMC> :)
56:00 <allenMC> smoko
56:00 <Serenity> hi simba you sensuous swan
57:00 <BillyGoat> hello
57:00 <partay> i just made the best green chicken curry
58:00 <allenMC> fuk up
58:00 <allenMC> lol
58:00 <partay> smooth, creamy and delicious.. just like Mew's tits 
58:00 <allenMC> yummo
58:00 <allenMC> gimme sum
58:00 <allenMC> mews has yummy huge titts
59:00 <Excessive> `seen titties
59:00 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing titties.
59:00 <Loof> chestal pain
00:00 <allenMC> bong heasrtattack
00:00 <Bastardly_One> smoke less maybe
00:00 <allenMC> ive lost 2 mates from bong heartattacks
00:00 <BillyGoat> smoke onion
00:00 <Loof> what time you sleepin b1?
00:00 <Excessive> snort wassabi
01:00 <allenMC> smoke oints like me
01:00 <BillyGoat> snort sand
01:00 <allenMC> oints-------------------------------
01:00 <allenMC> joints
01:00 <BillyGoat> nerdygirl smokes cock
01:00 <Loof> points
01:00 <Loof> jk
01:00 <Loof> i wouldn't do points
01:00 <Excessive> there was a vid of some dude that lost a bet and was made to snort wassabi
02:00 <allenMC> lol
02:00 <Loof> mmm wasabi peas
02:00 <allenMC> mega is gay
02:00 <megamanga> you got me
02:00 <allenMC> wb dude
02:00 <megamanga> cheers mang
02:00 <megamanga> my whole relationship is a farce so i can continue bumming my best mate
02:00 <allenMC> have a good sleep
03:00 <megamanga> never
03:00 <allenMC> k
03:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One what time you going to sleep?
03:00 <allenMC> i fucked this bitch in the ass the other morning
03:00 <allenMC> peakin off me head
03:00 <Excessive> how much did she charge?
04:00 <allenMC> free tele cafe
04:00 <Excessive> ah lol
04:00 <allenMC> 6am i got there
04:00 <allenMC> lol
04:00 <allenMC> beverly hills bro
04:00 <Excessive> a gd moanin fck
04:00 <allenMC> yeah indeed
05:00 <allenMC> i couldnt stay hard
05:00 <allenMC> cause of the ice
05:00 <allenMC> cock fell outa her asshole
05:00 <allenMC> lololol
06:00 <Excessive> fck ........... I've never had the chance to fck on ice ............. or rather haven't had ice that often to have experienced a fck while on it, though I did fck on goie .......... like fo fckn hours where the bed sheets ended up soaked in sweat
07:00 <allenMC> yeah true
07:00 <allenMC> i used to get escort models
07:00 <allenMC> 220 a pop
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about fatso?
07:00 <Tuftoy> Excessive what did u use goie?
07:00 <allenMC> sweat it out for an hour
07:00 <Excessive> oh I'm talkin abt gettin home in the morn after some party with then gf
07:00 <Serenity> lol escort models
07:00 <Serenity> LOL
08:00 <Excessive> Tuftoy, what or when?
08:00 <Serenity> not ranting about killing my kids today i see?
08:00 <allenMC> smoko
08:00 <Serenity> not such a tough cunt when its not just us ey
08:00 <allenMC> im very tough cunt
09:00 <allenMC> i will kill u
09:00 <megamanga> who is allenMC ?
09:00 <allenMC> shads
09:00 <megamanga> oh top kek
09:00 <megamanga> etc etc
09:00 <allenMC> lol
09:00 <Loof> Serenity is coffee harmful?
09:00 <Serenity> its wayne the drongo kak shads
09:00 <Doodle> holy crap
09:00 <Serenity> aka
09:00 <Doodle> megamanga
09:00 <Lumeah> lol
09:00 <Serenity> harmful to what?
09:00 <allenMC> no loof its healthy
09:00 <megamanga> watup big dick playa
09:00 <Doodle> dude selling bc er coils for $900
09:00 <Doodle> 1000kms
09:00 <Loof> harmful to your health
09:00 <Serenity> its large doses it could be a guess
09:00 <megamanga> theyre 1100 new
09:00 <Loof> k
09:00 <Doodle> where
09:00 <megamanga> :|
10:00 <Serenity> generally its all the sugar and milk people put with it thats the not healthy part
10:00 <Loof> ic
10:00 <megamanga> ill askmy mate where he got his
10:00 <Doodle>  New $1740, sell $1200 now $1100. NOW $900
10:00 <megamanga> wait are er better than br?
10:00 <Doodle> they have the extra low rear adjuster extenders too
10:00 <Doodle> yeah 
10:00 <megamanga> ah that explains it then
10:00 <megamanga> go buy them
10:00 <Doodle> fucking tempted
10:00 <Loof> can i put em on a bmx?
10:00 <Excessive> wat coils r uz talkin abt?
10:00 <Doodle> bc er
10:00 <megamanga> ive got some coils u can put on a bmx
11:00 <Loof> sweet
11:00 <Excessive> wat's bc er?
11:00 <megamanga> 20kv flyback converter coil
11:00 <Doodle> coilover suspension
11:00 <Excessive> rite
12:00 <ZeroDistance> does anyone want to buy me a pony?
12:00 <allenMC> brb
12:00 <ZeroDistance> and a little toy dog to ride it thx
12:00 <Excessive> megamanga, I once wound a couple of HT transformers on a 100mm ferrite rod .......... were part of a 12 volt fluoro tube supply
12:00 <megamanga> u wat
12:00 <Loof> i confuse
12:00 <Excessive> wound the transformers
12:00 <Excessive> on ferrite rods
13:00 <Excessive> as a core
13:00 <Excessive> like fckn by hand
13:00 <megamanga> you must be quitethe bored cunt
13:00 <allenMC> what did it do excessive
13:00 <ZeroDistance> ye well im bout to eat a whole babby octopus
13:00 <Excessive> was like 1500 or so turns for the HT winding
13:00 <Picard> ZeroDistance i have a pony
13:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1780718_732537866780068_2107460335_n.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> fuck you I have a dolphin
14:00 <megamanga> dolphinoplasty
15:00 <Picard> dolphins are the only other mammal that have sex for pleasure
15:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1656233_617733421644791_168507477_n.jpg
15:00 <Excessive> fckn ................ should I?
15:00 <Excessive> yes, I will .............
16:00 <Excessive> brb
17:00 <Loof> when are you finally going to come out of the closet and confess your love for Matthew picard?
17:00 <Loof> are you two boning yet? be honest
17:00 <ZeroDistance> Sam!
17:00 <ZeroDistance> Laura!
17:00 <Serenity> not entirely true several species of primate have been found to have social sex
17:00 <ZeroDistance> It's Lauren.
17:00 <Serenity> and are known to rape for pleasure
17:00 <Loof> like picard
17:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard just disgusts me
17:00 <Loof> same
17:00 <Serenity> oh look out
17:00 <Serenity> [6:18pm] --> *allenMC* You made my shitlist mutherfucker (7tH §p|-|ê®é)
17:00 <ZeroDistance> Sunday Night should do an episode on him
18:00 <ZeroDistance> call it The Tom Thumb Dick Man
18:00 <ZeroDistance> the Picard story
19:00 <megamanga> why am i on a shitlist
19:00 <megamanga> ok...
19:00 <Serenity> did he send you one too?
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Loof> brb
19:00 <Loof> cuppa
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <megamanga> i said like 3 words to the lost cunt
19:00 <Lumeah> hi MusiciaN
19:00 <Serenity> hes a fucken psycho
19:00 <Serenity> he literally spend like 4 hours the other night telling me he was coming to murder my kids.
19:00 <simba> [20:49:23] -allenMC- You made my shitlist mutherfucker (7tH §p|-|ê®é)
19:00 <simba> im sorry wayne what
19:00 <megamanga> isnt he like 40
20:00 <couleurs> lol i got that 2
20:00 <megamanga> does he still live with mum and dad?
20:00 <couleurs> come on gta u basterd i kill u
20:00 <Serenity> i think he does
20:00 <allenMC> games r for poofs
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> what a psycho
20:00 <ZeroDistance> YOU MADE MY LIST
20:00 <ZeroDistance> of cool people
20:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL
20:00 <allenMC> lol
20:00 <CannibalClown> poor shads
20:00 <ZeroDistance> gonna invite you to my cool event for cool people
20:00 <CannibalClown> so angry
20:00 <allenMC> im not angry
21:00 <Serenity> clearly you are
21:00 <CannibalClown> you are mate
21:00 <allenMC> no im not
21:00 <allenMC> never
21:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
21:00 <Serenity> whyare you threatening people then
21:00 <Serenity> calm happy people dont do shit like that
21:00 <ZeroDistance> has anyone in the world ever seen Dodgeball?
21:00 <allenMC> im not threatening anyone
21:00 <CannibalClown> shads loves cocks in his ass
21:00 <simba> y r u so lonely wayne
21:00 <Serenity> i did ages ago ZeroDistance
21:00 <Serenity> its crap
21:00 <megamanga> why is he so mad
21:00 <simba> shads magazine
21:00 <CannibalClown> cos hes a psycho
22:00 <ZeroDistance> ye its sooo shit
22:00 <Excessive> here u go Dave ............... this is the 12 volt fluorecent tube supply I made years ago ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/r180/1911736_10201042385496438_2121046405_n.jpg
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI_XIzanlOo
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ammonia - Drugs (Oct 24, 2009) 3:30 - Category: Music - 32,320 views - 210 likes (96.8%), 7 dislikes (3.2%)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and money
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and there aint nothin'
22:00 <allenMC> fuck yeah
22:00 <Serenity> id be angry if i looked like santas fat brother too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> shads is gonna do about it
22:00 <allenMC> i know all the dealers
22:00 <CannibalClown> loool
23:00 <simba> Drouges
23:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> i cant go a day without being mad
23:00 <Bastardly_One> santa's not comin' to you now Serenity
23:00 <allenMC> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> Serenity:  you made my titlist
23:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> so did you shads
23:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:00 <CannibalClown> lol
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i was mad coz i dl new ac4 adventure and have to play as a nigger
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on his permanent bad list for associating him with the wombat
23:00 <allenMC> u people
23:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> you should try to hang yourself in game
23:00 <allenMC> u guys
23:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> and ak the developers why you cant lynch yourself
23:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> *ask
24:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL @ SHADS
24:00 <allenMC> lol
24:00 <allenMC> famous
24:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> shads how does it feel to be on my titlist
24:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> i have 10 hours to harass you
24:00 <allenMC> luv the haters
24:00 <Serenity> you dont have haters. You're just a moron
24:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> and i literally have nothing better to do
25:00 <allenMC> theres one now
25:00 <allenMC> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <simba> Bad 2 The Bone
25:00 <shads_is_FURIOUS> quick activate swag
25:00 <Serenity> http://data1.whicdn.com/images/45856707/large.png
25:00 <allenMC> im quick with a pistol imo
25:00 <CannibalClown> he seems to think hes some kind of famous cunt
25:00 <CannibalClown> he's a nobody
26:00 <allenMC> look at all this weed and ice
26:00 <allenMC> lovely
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
26:00 <CannibalClown> kill yourself
26:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd that url come from
26:00 <Bastardly_One> in case you missed it
26:00 <allenMC> i have 300 k in the bank
26:00 <simba> thanx 4 linking it i cbb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> trust you to be wrecked
27:00 <Serenity> 300k?? runescape bank accounts arent real life shads
27:00 <shads_swag_king> 300k in the bank and sits on irc
27:00 <simba> est ist Sonntag
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna ask if you wanted to rampage in an hour or so before I crashed later
27:00 <Doodle> ja!
27:00 <Doodle> sonntag nacht
27:00 <shads_swag_king> hey doodle did you know i have 10 mill in the bank
27:00 <allenMC> YOUR HD IS GUNNA BLOW UP
27:00 <allenMC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:00 <shads_swag_king> i just ride my bicycle to work for fun
27:00 <Doodle> did you know i have a ten foot cock
27:00 <shads_swag_king> i ride that for fun too
27:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
27:00 <shads_swag_king> ahurrrrrrrr
27:00 <Bastardly_One> orly Doodle?
27:00 <Doodle> not rly
27:00 <simba> wir mogen HUND
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say
27:00 <allenMC> <hack yas
28:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a bitch of a council permit
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> to keep a 10 foot rooster
28:00 <couleurs> where was u birdbutts i bean hear all day
28:00 <allenMC>  I SUED THE COUNCIL
28:00 <Doodle> i have a rooster but he's not that big
28:00 <allenMC> AND WON
28:00 <shads_swag_king> wayne you always stealing my lighterrrrsssss
28:00 <allenMC> 80K
28:00 <partay> allenMC you cant sue anyone for ebing ugly 
28:00 <allenMC> I GOT A BLACK LIGHTER MATE A BIC ITS NEW
28:00 <allenMC> LOLOLOL
29:00 <shads_swag_king> you ciggie butt brain
29:00 <allenMC> I STOLE THE DEALERS LIGHTER
29:00 <allenMC> LOL
29:00 <allenMC> hehehe
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> food run
29:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel bad for this chick in fat tony coz she obviously used to be hot but now shes like 40 something and her hands look like sandpaper
29:00 <allenMC> iphones suck i got 2 of em
29:00 <Student> or run for food
29:00 <allenMC> who wants a 5s
29:00 <allenMC> 200
29:00 <allenMC> fuck
30:00 <allenMC> i can smell mull
30:00 <allenMC> so nice
30:00 <allenMC> love the smell weed
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <partay> ZeroDistance youd still tap it 
31:00 <allenMC> i ust brought POISON PERFUME
31:00 <allenMC> 70 BUX CASH
31:00 <allenMC> STOLLEN
32:00 <allenMC> smells like
32:00 <shads_swag_king> wayne is it true you are the top cunt destroyer in the country?
32:00 <allenMC> MUSK STRAWBERRY
32:00 <allenMC> yummm
32:00 <couleurs> hope u put it on and u die from the poisen
32:00 <allenMC> yeah dude i light bushfires
32:00 <allenMC> set the city alight
32:00 <shads_swag_king> isnt poison for women....
32:00 <allenMC> yes it is
32:00 <shads_swag_king> ....
32:00 <allenMC> i got it for me sis
32:00 <shads_swag_king> secrets out
33:00 <allenMC> women go crazy over the smell
33:00 <allenMC> poison....
33:00 <shads_swag_king> so on here you are wayne but on the streets you are wynona
33:00 <allenMC> xd
33:00 <allenMC> lol shads
33:00 <allenMC> tranny fuck
34:00 <allenMC> i feel like playing SCALECTRIX
34:00 <Excessive> yew lawt jus follow suit as soon as one lights the fire ........... if it's not Bastardly_One, then it's shads or some other helpless cunt ........... wat's wif that?
34:00 <allenMC> CAR RACING
34:00 <allenMC> rocks
34:00 <allenMC> dont have one thou
35:00 <allenMC> im far from insane
35:00 <Loof> Excessive it's pack mentality
35:00 <Loof> at it's finest
35:00 <shads_swag_king> he pmd me saying im on a shit list
35:00 <shads_swag_king> i might as well get to the top of the list
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> true
35:00 <CannibalClown> lool @ shitlist
35:00 <allenMC> crowned
35:00 <allenMC> lol
35:00 <shads_swag_king> i wouldnt bother if he wasnt a lost cunt with some comedic value
35:00 <CannibalClown> that only works if youre opped
36:00 <CannibalClown> somewhere
36:00 <allenMC> comedy rocks
36:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> shads has it easy here
36:00 <Loof> wb The_Baron 
36:00 <allenMC> wb the barreronzzzz
36:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> it's panda / pieter / beeh etc that get hit hard
37:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> pieter and beehhh deserve it though
37:00 <shads_swag_king> ^
37:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> it's all tongue in cheek with the shads
37:00 <allenMC> mef lab in the bath LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <The_Baron> thanks loof
37:00 <shads_swag_king> its all fun n games till you get pmd claiming you're on a shitlist
37:00 <shads_swag_king> oh noes
38:00 <allenMC> pieter used to tell me how to build a meth lab
38:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1959467_550970545001127_325746686_n.jpg
38:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> serious?
38:00 <The_Baron> quite handy
38:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> what did he say allenMC 
38:00 <allenMC> yup links n all
38:00 <shads_swag_king> The_Baron: i usually do a hand stand
38:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> were they torrent links to Breaking Bad
38:00 <allenMC> i didnt really understand it
39:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> ya gots 2 watch s02e03
39:00 <shads_swag_king> too many words?
39:00 <allenMC> actuall webpages
39:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> so real n shit cantt belief it
39:00 <allenMC> chemicals
39:00 <shads_swag_king> were the cemicals wingardium and leviosa?
39:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> allenMC: im sure pieter didnt understand it either
39:00 <allenMC> from bunnings
39:00 <Excessive> and I can tell u how to build a war machine that'd bring jus abt anyone to their knees, but no1 has any faith in that
39:00 <allenMC> he did man
39:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> he just wanted to impress you
39:00 <shads_swag_king> aha was he teaching you shake n bake?
39:00 <CannibalClown> is shads implying he has a mef lab
39:00 <allenMC> hes really good at it
39:00 <shads_swag_king> shake n bakkkkkke
40:00 <Loof> i have faith in you Excessive
40:00 <allenMC> yup
40:00 <Loof> tell me
40:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> allenMC: did he ever send you photos of his lab?
40:00 <allenMC> saw that on youtube
40:00 <The_Baron> who's lab?
40:00 <allenMC> no he didnt
40:00 <allenMC> ust of himself
40:00 <allenMC> and his diluted eyes
40:00 <The_Baron> must be tawkin aboot piet
40:00 <Loof> yep The_Baron 
40:00 <The_Baron> dilated*
41:00 <allenMC> yup tar
41:00 <allenMC> typo
41:00 <allenMC> my backs fuct
41:00 <allenMC> 1 sec
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah I been havin a shocker of a typo day myself
42:00 <allenMC> WB THE BARONESS
42:00 <allenMC> LOL
42:00 <allenMC> u makin a track bra
42:00 <Loof> i just can't spell
42:00 <Loof> period
42:00 <allenMC> same dude
42:00 <allenMC> hated my english teacher
42:00 <allenMC> cunt had a lisp
42:00 <allenMC> xd
42:00 <Loof> mine touched my wee wee :(
43:00 <allenMC> lolllllllllllllllll
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i molested so many teachers
43:00 <ZeroDistance> and priests
43:00 <ZeroDistance> in my time
43:00 <Loof> i molested my first priest at age 6 also
43:00 <Loof> or was it the other way around
43:00 <Loof> either way
43:00 <allenMC> time for a toke
43:00 <Loof> i loved it
43:00 <allenMC> brb ds
43:00 <allenMC> djs
44:00 <Excessive> not that hard really Loof, choose who u wannah support/want support from and cut out their competition by not spendin ur cash/not buyin the competitor's shit ......... now the stuff the u support gets promoted and these companies spend their profits on building the war machine .......... come elction time, then make sure u don't give all ur efforts to the fckn unionists and vote for big business ............ should these companies win govt, then
44:00 <Picard> fat tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
44:00 <allenMC> hello lumeah
44:00 <allenMC> its shads
44:00 <allenMC> xxx
45:00 <lumeah> lol hi cheeky
45:00 <ZeroDistance> is cliver palmer goin for pm?
45:00 <Loof> cock palmer
45:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
45:00 <Student> oh lumeah ;)
45:00 <lumeah> what? 
46:00 <allenMC> I LUV CLIVE
46:00 <Loof> Studnot
46:00 <Serenity> ive got the clippers out who wants a hair cut
46:00 <The_Baron> Clive Palmer is going for another cheeseburger
46:00 <ZeroDistance> me
46:00 <The_Baron> that fat fuckin dipshit
46:00 <allenMC> YES PLEASE CAN U SHAVE MY BALLS
46:00 <ZeroDistance> shave the skin off my head
46:00 <ZeroDistance> woo new person of interest tonight!!
46:00 <The_Baron> how the fuck he is even a billionaire is beyond me
46:00 <ZeroDistance> how hot is Finch, mmm his gimpy knee
46:00 <ZeroDistance> and glasses
46:00 <Loof> i'll pay $50 if you can keep zac still enough for a decent haircut
46:00 <allenMC> BARON
46:00 <The_Baron> his latest projects are just turning to shit
46:00 <ZeroDistance> n all around nerdy lanky body
46:00 <The_Baron> like that fucking gold course resor shit
47:00 <allenMC> HE USED TO IMPORT HEROIN
47:00 <The_Baron> he must've
47:00 <The_Baron> coz he has no actual business acumen in the real world
47:00 <allenMC> What about that qlder that built massive motels without a licence...fuck m8
47:00 <allenMC> billions in cash imo
48:00 <allenMC> mad rorter
48:00 <allenMC> fuckin swindler
48:00 <Serenity> lol Loof i could give him a hair cut, i manage to give my son good ones and he cant stop moving
48:00 <Sponge> The_Baron do you have any bitcoins?
48:00 <Loof> lol cool as
48:00 <The_Baron> Sponge, nah
48:00 <allenMC> u make a hit song ur looking at 15 million minimum
48:00 <The_Baron> I don't see the point of bitcoins anymore
49:00 <The_Baron> they are too expensive atm
49:00 <milk> meh
49:00 <The_Baron> plus it aint like I can buy drugs on silkroad with em anymore
49:00 <Sponge> amen
49:00 <The_Baron> so what's the point
49:00 <Loof> does mining em actually make any money?
49:00 <Loof> i heard it does at first then it's harder and harder
49:00 <The_Baron> not bitcoins really, fuckall left to mine
49:00 <allenMC> THOSE CONMEN THAT RIPOFF PENSIONERS AND OLD LADIES SHOULD BE BASHED
49:00 <The_Baron> but there are other cryptocurrencies I suppose
50:00 <Loof> ic
50:00 <The_Baron> however, takes a lot of electricity to run a decent miner
50:00 <allenMC> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
51:00 <Excessive> u haven't seen mah pic that I posted last nite Loof
51:00 <Loof> nah
51:00 <Loof> i know nothing about mining
51:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1656106_10201037831542592_514798153_n.jpg
51:00 <Excessive> that's mah mining rig so far
51:00 <Loof> just that you use powerful computers to make bitcoins somehow, that's all i know
52:00 <Excessive> awaiting a new transformer for its power supply
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah I saw that
52:00 <The_Baron> it looks cool, Excessive
52:00 <allenMC> mining is interesting ill have to get excessive to show me one day when i bring over a quarter to his place
52:00 <The_Baron> how much juice does that thing eat up?
52:00 <Excessive> it'll be a 300 watt supply The_Baron
52:00 <Loof> what is it, a computer?
53:00 <allenMC> how many amps <-------------------------
53:00 <allenMC> is 300watt
53:00 <The_Baron> that aint too bad actually
53:00 <The_Baron> seen some rigs that use much more than that
53:00 <allenMC> AMPS
53:00 <allenMC> TELL ME
53:00 <allenMC> I USED TO RUN 25AMPS CONTINUOUS
53:00 <allenMC> CB RADIO
53:00 <allenMC> With a linear
53:00 <Student> welcome back Nikky`
53:00 <allenMC> 3000watt
53:00 <allenMC> 300
53:00 <allenMC> linear amp
54:00 <allenMC> spoke to usa and new zealand
54:00 <allenMC> lol
54:00 <Excessive> 5 volt at 56 amps = 280 watt and a 20 watt 12 volt supply off the same transformer for the 12 volt fans allenMC
54:00 <allenMC> thankyou
54:00 <Loof> is it a computer?
55:00 <The_Baron> http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/energy/question501.htm
55:00 <allenMC> serenity has a very lovly Vagina imo
55:00 <Serenity> like you'd know you fat creep
56:00 <The_Baron> this has a good explanation for those who know bubkis about electronics
56:00 <Excessive> it's a rack of 10 10 port USB hubs glued to a board in a fan type arrangement so that cold air from the fans from the bottom cools the 100 erupters plugged into the hubs as the hot air rises Loof
56:00 <slower> how can you get 56amps from 5V
56:00 <allenMC> not sure slower
57:00 <Loof> what's plugged into the usb's?
57:00 <allenMC> should be 2amps
57:00 <allenMC> 2amps
57:00 <Excessive> 280 watt winding lol that's how
57:00 <slower> 1V AT 1OMS RESISTANCE = I AMP i think
57:00 <allenMC> off ya cunt LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:00 <Excessive> 280 watts = 5 volts at 56 amps
58:00 <allenMC> ASK DICK SMITH XD
58:00 <Loof> can someone good at maths tell me if this is all bullshit? http://rense.com/rodinaerodynamics.htm
59:00 <Excessive> it's really 3.5 volt ac winding at 80 amps from the transformer, though rectified and filtered will give 5 volt DC at the 56 amps .......... so still the 280 watt
59:00 <slower> watts is a mesure of heat given of 
59:00 <allenMC> lol
00:00 <^pilot^> ummm
00:00 <^pilot^> you sure about that slower
00:00 <Excessive> lmfao
00:00 <allenMC> I WOULD LIKE TO RUN 1 KILOWATT ON CB SOON
00:00 <The_Baron> voltage (volts) X current (ohms) = watts (power)
00:00 <allenMC> KILOWATTS
00:00 <allenMC> IMO
00:00 <slower> yes sometimes called"power"
00:00 <^pilot^> The_Baron
00:00 <^pilot^> thats correct
00:00 <^pilot^> watts = power
00:00 <^pilot^> units of work 
00:00 <allenMC> POWERFUCKINHOUSE=SHADS
00:00 <^pilot^> same as joules
00:00 <^pilot^> its a measure of work
00:00 <Excessive> current is amps The_Baron, resistance is ohms*
01:00 <allenMC> Smoko oko
01:00 <The_Baron> yaeh sorry fucked that up
01:00 <The_Baron> ur right
01:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> slower is correct. im currently doing a PhD on this. im also running a powerful GPU hooked up to a steam engine from a museum
01:00 <The_Baron> ohms is resistance derrr 
01:00 <Nikky`> I measure my work by how much I can slack off and be paid for it
01:00 <The_Baron> I really am having a off day
01:00 <allenMC> I WOULD LIKE TO GET A OB GIVING AWAY STUFF AND MONEY TO RANDOMS 24/7
01:00 <allenMC> JOB
01:00 <Serenity> lol Nikky`
02:00 <^pilot^> Nikky`
02:00 <allenMC> NIKKY
02:00 <allenMC> :ppp
02:00 <^pilot^> be thankful you dont have to work sundays
02:00 <Nikky`> ^pilot^
02:00 <^pilot^> like me today 
02:00 <allenMC> LOL
02:00 <^pilot^> :<
02:00 <Nikky`> allenMC :P
02:00 <Nikky`> I am thankful
02:00 <Nikky`> Thankful also next weekend is long weekend
02:00 <^pilot^> stuck at the yard after bending two hydraulic rams like bannanas
02:00 <allenMC> WOOP
02:00 <The_Baron> it's volts X amp = watt
03:00 <Excessive> yes
03:00 <allenMC> I GET A LONGWEEKEND EV ERY WEEKEND IMO XD XD
03:00 <Nikky`> Laaaaazy
03:00 <Excessive> watt or va as in volt amps
03:00 <allenMC> I WORK for the gov
03:00 <The_Baron> fuck my memory
03:00 <The_Baron> this is highschool level shit, and I still forget
04:00 <allenMC> too much weed baron
04:00 <The_Baron> nah, not enough
04:00 <allenMC> have a 3 month break or 12
04:00 <The_Baron> actually it's more to do with the fact I don't apply electronics in my day to day life
04:00 <The_Baron> I only ever really learn shit if it's something I apply
04:00 <allenMC> yeah im a bit rusty
04:00 <allenMC> been years
04:00 <Student> for some, it is all hard ;)
05:00 <allenMC> capacitors and resisters amps n volts
05:00 <allenMC> coax
05:00 <ZeroDistance> wot
05:00 <The_Baron> I can tell ya about sidechain compression and multiband dynamics
05:00 <ZeroDistance> wot mait?
06:00 <The_Baron> but there is so much I can't tell ya
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <slower> transistors are the ones i have trouble getting my head around
06:00 <ZeroDistance> bloody tell ya mate
06:00 <allenMC> no worries mate
06:00 <allenMC> WHAT ABOUT
06:00 <allenMC> EPROMS
06:00 <The_Baron> but I always had ppl around who are electronic wizards
06:00 <The_Baron> so I usually just palm that kinda shit to them
06:00 <Excessive> binary computer language of either on or off .......... as in it's raining and it's wet outside gives an on status as true .......... as opposed to saying it's snowing and it's black outside which would be false
06:00 <allenMC> With the lil window
07:00 <allenMC> computer programmed EPROMS
07:00 <allenMC> OH FUCK IM THE MASTER
07:00 <lumeah2> no your not
07:00 <allenMC> waS doing this shit when i was 17
07:00 <The_Baron> what about quantam computing, which uses quantam states, qubits or whatever
07:00 <The_Baron> they are on and off at the same time
07:00 <Student> how much do women love gold jewellery?
07:00 <allenMC> THE BARONZ
07:00 <allenMC> GUESS WHAT
07:00 <The_Baron> what?
08:00 <^pilot^> i think someones been on the green too much
08:00 <^pilot^> baron
08:00 <allenMC> A PARTICLE can be in 2 places at once.
08:00 <allenMC> go figure mate
08:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> i already knew that allenMC 
08:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> you're here
08:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> yet chris is over there
08:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> same people
08:00 <The_Baron> ^pilot^, yeah I been smoking more than ever
08:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> :D
09:00 <allenMC> lets learn physics of the anatomy
09:00 <The_Baron> it's the best state to be in
09:00 <slower> allenMC its only a theory, untill proven
09:00 <^pilot^> i was suggestiong someone else mate
09:00 <allenMC> slower its been proven
09:00 <allenMC> at that new place
09:00 <The_Baron> it may be a theory, but it does explain a lot of cosmic anomolies
09:00 <allenMC> the particle place
10:00 <allenMC> whats it called
10:00 <allenMC> pls
10:00 <The_Baron> double slit experiment shows one of those fuck ups
10:00 <slower> theory is NOT  a fact
10:00 <The_Baron> that light can act both as a particle and as a wave
10:00 <The_Baron> which doesn't fit in with the model of quantam mechanics
10:00 <allenMC> irc is for champions,.ill brb
11:00 <The_Baron> it's mathematically perfect, but when applied to the actual real world, doesn't really work out
11:00 <Student> champion needs to smoke ;)
11:00 <The_Baron> gotta love this fucked up ol reality
11:00 <^pilot^> yep
11:00 <^pilot^> just read up on the double slit
11:00 <milk> Boson Higgs is the God Particle
12:00 <^pilot^> if the electron hits one slit, it shows the form of a waveform
12:00 <The_Baron> well it's hypothesised to be the god particle
12:00 <slower> Pilot a dream girlfriend?
12:00 <^pilot^> but if the other slit is closed it can travel as a particle
12:00 <allenMC> ATOMS=ATOMIC BOMBS
12:00 <The_Baron> that's the one ^pilot^
12:00 <milk> nah man, I met Boson Higgs, fucken legend he is
12:00 <^pilot^> but if the electron hits the slit, it shows that the electron can be displaced as one particle on two spots
13:00 <^pilot^> i dont know how it was derived
13:00 <allenMC> THERES A REAKTOR RIGHT HERE IN SYDNEY IMO FFS
13:00 <^pilot^> but pretty tricky shit
13:00 <^pilot^> allenMC
13:00 <^pilot^> and you want to know something
13:00 <allenMC> yes
13:00 <Nikky`> I want to know something
13:00 <MusiciaN> The_Baron i just watched some of the cat returns today
13:00 <Nikky`> what does all this mean - WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAAAN
13:00 <^pilot^> that reactor in sydney is used to create radioactive isotopes used for medical treatments and research
13:00 <^pilot^> it doesn't create power
14:00 <allenMC> i want to watch the classic batman
14:00 <allenMC> cant get a torrent
14:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> you mean the 60s ones?
14:00 <The_Baron> Furthermore, versions of the experiment that include detectors at the slits find that each detected photon passes through one slit (as would a classical particle), but not through both slits (as would a wave).[6][7][8][9][10] These results demonstrate the principle of waveparticle duality.
14:00 <allenMC> 70s
14:00 <allenMC> yea
14:00 <The_Baron> that is the part that spins me out
14:00 <MusiciaN> The_Baron i just watched some of the cat returns today
14:00 <^pilot^> electrons have duality
14:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> you know there were batman episodes way before that -- but they were only shown in the cinemas in little segments
14:00 <MusiciaN> did you name yourself after that baron?
14:00 <^pilot^> they can travel as a waveform
14:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> before the movies were played
14:00 <^pilot^> or a partical 
15:00 <^pilot^> its always been like that
15:00 <The_Baron> haha nah I didn't
15:00 <Excessive> the atom bomb is actually the process of splitting the atom which gives off immense power ........... or some shit
15:00 <The_Baron> my nick is derived from my old nick Baron_Bong
15:00 <The_Baron> I changed it years ago
15:00 <allenMC> particle duality. 4Rest My Case IMO XD XC X
15:00 <MusiciaN> ahhhhhhh, it's just that he's "the baron" from the beuro
15:00 <MusiciaN> you seen it?
16:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> the atom bomb is the process of cracking a shaolin monk's nut, which releases immense power from his infinite source of chi
16:00 <allenMC> See not all musicians are all drug fuct dumb cunts XD
16:00 <The_Baron> In nuclear physics and nuclear chemistry, nuclear fission is either a nuclear reaction or a radioactive decay process in which the nucleus of a particle splits into smaller parts (lighter nuclei). The fission process often produces free neutrons and photons (in the form of gamma rays), and releases a very large amount of energy even by the energetic standards of radioactive decay.
16:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> nuclear fission has happened naturally on Earth before too
16:00 <MusiciaN> it's good, it's a studio ghibli (spirited away, howels moving castle, my neighbor totoro etc)
16:00 <allenMC> THATS WHY I LIKE LASER LIGHTS
16:00 <Student> The_Baron is the guy who play music?
16:00 <The_Baron> nah I aint seen it
16:00 <allenMC> THEY CURE CANCER
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah I play music
17:00 <milk> let you in on a little secret. The Boson Higgs Particle, otherwise known as The God Particle, is actually a Jew.
17:00 <The_Baron> I hit spacebar like a boss!
17:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <allenMC> SHADS CURED CANCER.
17:00 <allenMC> cuppa brb
17:00 <MusiciaN> the baron is the cat in a top hat
17:00 <Student> what is wrong with you tonight The_Baron? science? ;)
17:00 <allenMC> Student fuk up brother
17:00 <allenMC> rfelax a bit
17:00 <The_Baron> ppl mentioning sciency stuff
17:00 <The_Baron> so I thought I'd go on a wikibender
18:00 <Student> ha ha 
18:00 <allenMC> we go beyond science and the year 3000,.xd
18:00 <Student> so felt challenged The_Baron? hence the wikibender? ;)
18:00 <The_Baron> challenged?
18:00 <Student> well allenMC you are beyond every thing ;)
19:00 <The_Baron> I dunno about challenged, I was, how you say, bored
19:00 <allenMC> im not beyond a cock extension imo
19:00 <Student> ok ;)
19:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie think I am finally sleepy so best try n sleep before that pesky alarm for work
19:00 <allenMC> night sweets
19:00 <Student> thanks for sharing "Vital" information in here Nikky`, good luck and good night 
19:00 <Excessive> errrrrr if one stops and thinks for a bit ............... jus how old is cancer, I don't think that it was around b4 electricity was discovered .......... so .......... one must realize that this is indeed directional emf (read radiation) and not jus bad luck
20:00 <allenMC> i want a 5watt laser
20:00 <The_Baron> cancer has been around as long as multicelled lifeforms
20:00 <allenMC> 50o0mw
20:00 <The_Baron> A FUCKTONNE LONG TIME AGO
20:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> cancer has always been around Excessive 
20:00 <allenMC> or a 2watt
20:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> mutations...from UV... etc
20:00 <Student> still no cure for cancer? pathetic
20:00 <allenMC> 2000milliwatts
20:00 <^pilot^> Student
20:00 <The_Baron> there are treatments for cancer
20:00 <The_Baron> it aint all bad news
21:00 <^pilot^> cancer is a man made thing
21:00 <The_Baron> nah cancer is not a man made thing
21:00 <allenMC> cancer is in eans/genes
21:00 <allenMC> not all
21:00 <^pilot^> cancer is "mutation of healthy cells"
21:00 <allenMC> good fukn luck
21:00 <allenMC> brb
21:00 <The_Baron> yes it is
21:00 <The_Baron> a mutation that can be caused by many cellular interferences
21:00 <Student> cancer is just another way human life come to an end 
21:00 <milk> the Boson Higgs Particle is actually also the son of the Admiral Higgs Particle, but he got injured in the war. Boson Higgs never studied at naval school very hard, but when he found out he was a Jewish particle, well he became the God Particle
22:00 <The_Baron> hell look at cervical cancer, they found out it is caused by a virus (HPV)
23:00 <The_Baron> also, many millions of years ago, this planet was far more radioactive than it is today
23:00 <MusiciaN> can be caused i'm pretty sure
23:00 <MusiciaN> like stomach ulcers can be caused by a bacteria
23:00 <The_Baron> that's right, MusiciaN
23:00 <Student> many millions of years ago ;) ha ha 
23:00 <The_Baron> heliobacteriu,m
23:00 <The_Baron> heliobacterium*
23:00 <^pilot^> A disease characterized by any of various malignant neoplasms composed of abnormal cells that tend to proliferate rapidly and invade surrounding tissue. Without treatment such as chemotherapy or radiation, cancer cells can metastasize to other body sites and cause organ failure and death.
23:00 <Excessive> I mean even if it was on before electricity as in UV forms ........... it's been proven and done that one can be made sick in jus abt any way jus by a certain radio transmission 
24:00 <The_Baron> Student, ur not one of those people who thinks the world is only 26,000 years old or some shit are u?
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <Serenity> though i suppose its better than a tweet meme i saw where a girl is like 'OMG I CANT BELEEV DA WURLD IS 2014 YEERS OLD 2DAI'
24:00 <Serenity> hnng
25:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
25:00 <Student> 26000 years or 2 lac 6000 years, i do not have any clue what so ever 
25:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> 6000
25:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> but there are old-earth Creationists too
25:00 <The_Baron> there are so many belief systems
25:00 <The_Baron> and bastardisations and offshoots
25:00 <Student> bastard-isations? ;) 
26:00 <megamanga> i believe nachos and beer are the solution to everything
26:00 <The_Baron> hell I could believe the world was created by a great big purple billed duck that sang in swahili abba songs
26:00 <The_Baron> if I spent enough time
26:00 <The_Baron> I'd have ppl believing that shit
26:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> well, Hindus go on about the Brahma cycles
26:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> and each one is like 9 billion years
26:00 <Student> is there any reason or special occasion the way you are talking tonight The_Baron? 
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27:00 <Serenity> isnt that where scientology came from? some old guy going.. i can make these idiots believe wht ever i want
27:00 <milk> nearly 7:30pm on a Sunday, shouldnt you all be in bed with the kiddies?
27:00 <Kynetic> any idiot can write a book
27:00 <Kynetic> a true genius starts his own religion
28:00 <allenMC> cycles lasting 9 billion years xd
28:00 <Serenity> well the creator of scientology was a ficiton writer lol so he did both i guess
28:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> scientology just came about from some old fart who wrote science ficiton and was interested in freudian psychology
28:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> fiction*
28:00 <The_Baron> L. Ron Hubbard was a terrible writer
28:00 <Serenity> woah we just did the same typo
28:00 <The_Baron> did anyone actually read Battlefield Earth?
28:00 <Kynetic> yea old L Ron Hubbard
28:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> hah well spotted
28:00 <The_Baron> truly one of the worst works of scifi ever
29:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> i didnt notice yours
29:00 <allenMC> uhmm saw the movie
29:00 <Serenity> i didnt notice yours either lol
29:00 <Excessive> also while abt sicknesses ........... how old is aids? and y not around while humans were emerging/evolving from their previous neanderthals? ............. or mabbe it was around back then even jus that they didn't have the word "aids" for it
29:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> allenMC: 2 parardhas = 100 years of Brahma = 1 Para = 1 Mahā-Kalpa (the lifespan of Brahma)(311.04 trillion human years)
29:00 <milk> It's my professional opinion that we should have left you to be happy swinging in the trees
29:00 <allenMC> fucknhell
29:00 <The_Baron> aids was meant to be from monkeys
29:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> but obviously that is nothing...if you believe the Universe has existed for an eternity
29:00 <The_Baron> though one can't prove nor disprove that it was introduced to the human population on purpose
30:00 <allenMC> 310trillion years
30:00 <Serenity> i just 'dont know' i dont know how it all got there and my tiny mind cant even begin to understand the power of the universe and everything it holds. Im not even going to pretend I comprehend any of it
30:00 <allenMC> bad science created aids
30:00 <^pilot^> sarah
31:00 <^pilot^> wanna see what happened yesterday
31:00 <allenMC> which is bad medicine
31:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> no one here does. and no mere human ever will
31:00 <Excessive> is wat I meant The_Baron, human fckin monkey type subjects
31:00 <Serenity> sure why not
31:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> by definition it's impossible
31:00 <allenMC> depending lol
31:00 <megamanga> did you break shit
31:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> electricity created AIDS
31:00 <allenMC> where does the flu strain come from each year..............................xd
31:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> people started watching monkeys having sex on youtube
31:00 <beehhh> having two screen running
31:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> got turned on
32:00 <Picard> no, poofters created aids
32:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> the rest is history
32:00 <beehhh> nine news & irc
32:00 <beehhh> n green tea
32:00 <allenMC> scientists make viruses...................
32:00 <insane_in_the_wayne_brain> yes, two poofter scientists created AIDS in a lab: Professor Fabulous and Doctor Gorgeous
32:00 <beehhh> tell bill my penis is bit short for straya
32:00 <allenMC> no cunt will tell u this.
32:00 <megamanga> hahahah
33:00 <Loof> die beehhh you pervert
33:00 <beehhh> i need a new aussie kidney
33:00 <beehhh> preferable from a lving donor n a female
33:00 <Serenity> lol doctor gorgeous
33:00 <allenMC> beeehh back ya camel cunt we goin to mix down at the pyramid xd
33:00 <^pilot^> dave
33:00 <^pilot^> check pm 
33:00 <^pilot^> bitchtits
33:00 <megamanga> wat pm
33:00 <beehhh> i gave my last one to darren hinch
34:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
34:00 <allenMC> lol
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Idol - Rebel Yell (Mar 9, 2009) 4:59 - Category: Music - 8,670,554 views - 42,113 likes (98.6%), 602 dislikes (1.4%)
34:00 <allenMC> i loved hinch
34:00 <allenMC> shame shame shame
34:00 <beehhh> its  been seven years since i last saw
34:00 <ZeroDistance> he sucks balls
34:00 <allenMC> he did jail
35:00 <ZeroDistance> sucked balls in jail
35:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
35:00 <beehhh> poor kid didnt know how to swim to save his cheap toy lost his life
35:00 <slower> kid? he was over 50
35:00 <allenMC> whats after AIDS.
36:00 <ZeroDistance> i wish ellen would fuck off
36:00 <allenMC> ASS INECTED DEATH SENTANCE
36:00 <beehhh> some boy died in adelaide where his boat ...
36:00 <allenMC> INJECTED
36:00 <Loof> AIDS2 the revenge shads
36:00 <allenMC> K
36:00 <Loof> comes after aids
36:00 <beehhh> his bicycle and shocks n jocks still on the bench
36:00 <Excessive> mad cows desease allenMC, it's when some bitch loses her shit
36:00 <slower> beehhh you dick i just told you his age
36:00 <allenMC> WHATS THE NEXT BIG DRUG IMO
36:00 <Loof> crocobathsalts
37:00 <allenMC> ice is old
37:00 <beehhh> so 50 is the life expectancy there
37:00 <beehhh> bangladesh is 60
37:00 <slower> god what a moron
37:00 <Loof> synthetic weed seems to be easy to get now
37:00 <Loof> fuck that shit though
37:00 <beehhh> moron freeman
37:00 <Loof> i'll stick with natural
37:00 <allenMC> both good
38:00 <beehhh> Loof's trying syntetic high from local chem and ate a dog dick
38:00 <allenMC> lol
38:00 <Loof> everyone is telling me not to try synthetic
38:00 <Excessive> that synthetic shit fcked quite a few ppl up
38:00 <beehhh> he thought it was snags
38:00 <Excessive> tis y they stopped it
38:00 <The_Baron> it's a waste of money
38:00 <beehhh> dog also didnt mind it
38:00 <Sponge> beehhh you are crazyQ@@
38:00 <The_Baron> the best mix I ever had only really had a 20 minute buzz
38:00 <The_Baron> a strong buzz at that
38:00 <The_Baron> but not really pleasant
38:00 <milk> peyote
39:00 <beehhh> no im not you're
39:00 <The_Baron> peyote is nice, a bit speedy, but nice
39:00 <allenMC> LSD should make a comeback
39:00 <The_Baron> I prefer san pedro coz it's more tranquil
39:00 <The_Baron> allenMC, it has
39:00 <allenMC> real LSD
39:00 <The_Baron> oh
39:00 <allenMC> ALUCINATE
39:00 <The_Baron> nah won't see lsd-25 much anymore
39:00 <The_Baron> :/
39:00 <beehhh> i used to score speed from stkilda trannies
39:00 <allenMC> LOL BEEE
39:00 <The_Baron> though I do know a guy who imports liquid lsd-25 from california
40:00 <beehhh> they have the best
40:00 <The_Baron> best shit I had in years
40:00 <The_Baron> 150 micrograms a drop
40:00 <allenMC> My old speed dealer is dead
40:00 <beehhh> better than anyone else gimme ur life time promises
40:00 <slower> come on sad people whats with all the drug talk
40:00 <Loof> fuck up nerd
40:00 <Excessive> I had it a few times The_Baron while it was legal and ............ it was intense the 1-st time like I couldn't smoke a whole spliff of it like I do with yarndy, I had to put it down .......... and it's the same price/was the same price as yarndy
40:00 <The_Baron> shads is hitting the glass pipe, that's what
40:00 <The_Baron> :P
40:00 <beehhh> lemme play a mardi gras song
41:00 <allenMC> yup got a 303
41:00 <allenMC> 30
41:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, it's actually more expensive compared to what I get ganja for really
41:00 <The_Baron> 50 bucks for 1.5/3 grams
41:00 <Excessive> jus that it doesn't last the same as yarndy
41:00 <allenMC> gunna make 5 traxxx
41:00 <The_Baron> compared to 10 bucks a gram for proper weed
41:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq4aOaDXIfY
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero [Official Music Video] (Feb 10, 2013) 4:15 - Category: Music - 397,115 views - 1,855 likes (98.5%), 29 dislikes (1.5%)
41:00 <allenMC> nice bee3
41:00 <Loof> always some pathetic little nerd against drugs
41:00 <Loof> die slower
41:00 <Loof> fucken pedo
41:00 <slower> loof grow up
41:00 <The_Baron> it's oright Loof, everyone is entitled to their opinion
42:00 <allenMC> slower is cool
42:00 <The_Baron> let those people not get into drugs, if they did, would mean more demand
42:00 <The_Baron> and higher prices
42:00 <The_Baron> so all u straighty one eighties, please, keep doing what ur doing
42:00 <The_Baron> we don't need more ppl hogging all our tims
42:00 <beehhh> i dont like pussy but
42:00 <Excessive> well I was meanin street price, 50 bux for 3 grms either way 
42:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, yeah
43:00 <The_Baron> but that synthetic shit has a short duration of high
43:00 <allenMC> i got a 2gram bud for ten bux
43:00 <The_Baron> like a good bud, a couple cones can keep u high for at least 2 hours
43:00 <The_Baron> with synthetic shit, a couple cones will last only 20 minutes
43:00 <allenMC> 1 oint can also
43:00 <allenMC> joint
43:00 <Loof> people against drugs are so boring. all the best musicians and writers do drugs
44:00 <Loof> cheers bro
44:00 <allenMC> peace
44:00 <Excessive> yes I said that .......... it jus doesn't last the same as the yarndy
44:00 <Excessive> [22:41] > jus that it doesn't last the same as yarndy
44:00 <The_Baron> aah missed that
44:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Modern Talking - You're My Heart, You're My Soul (Oct 24, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Music - 27,841,452 views - 61,555 likes (97%), 1,931 dislikes (3%)
44:00 <The_Baron> so we are of the same opinion
44:00 <The_Baron> it's shit
44:00 <The_Baron> a waste of money
44:00 <allenMC> wb mega
45:00 <Excessive> ye
45:00 <Excessive> and fcks wif ur head
45:00 <The_Baron> well with some ppls heads
45:00 <Excessive> ppl jumpin off balconies n shit
45:00 <beehhh> i hope all women dies and my cock lives forever
45:00 <The_Baron> enough heads to make it not worth bothering with at least
45:00 <The_Baron> I smoked it quite hard for a month
46:00 <The_Baron> it didn't make me go nutty
46:00 <Loof> my sisters flatmate makes no sense at all off just a few weeks of synthetic weed
46:00 <The_Baron> but I did feel a bit fuzzy in the head
46:00 <The_Baron> more than usual
46:00 <beehhh> i always smoked the outdoor
46:00 <beehhh> josh get them from his farm near arrarat
46:00 <allenMC> lol
46:00 <The_Baron> also didn't like the tachycardia 
47:00 <The_Baron> made my heart race too much
47:00 <allenMC> we got this plant one night
47:00 <beehhh> apparantly hes from queenscliff
47:00 <Loof> scared little nerd slower, to slow in the brain for weed, stick to your boring life you stupid little bitch
47:00 <allenMC> 16 foot tree3
47:00 <allenMC> weed
47:00 <Excessive> this one chick in another chan was tellin me how she had a bad exp with it smokin a 50/50 mix cone of it ............ she said never again .......... I said to her wow u used too much in the mix
47:00 <allenMC> 17 ounces we got
47:00 <The_Baron> the only grower I knew that could grow massive trees
47:00 <allenMC> 8
47:00 <The_Baron> is locked up now
47:00 <The_Baron> for growing massive trees
47:00 <The_Baron> 23ft some of them
47:00 <allenMC> on bmx`s
48:00 <The_Baron> poor kanga
48:00 <The_Baron> he had the best sativas in this country by far
48:00 <Loof> that's the body high right?
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnVR72G8BMk
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat Pizza - Mardi Grass Special - Part 1 (Dec 15, 2011) 14:20 - Category: Comedy - 13,565 views - 63 likes (94%), 4 dislikes (6%)
48:00 <allenMC> baron if i dont move near u im definalty coming up for a week
49:00 <The_Baron> nah sativa = head high
49:00 <Loof> always get them mixed up
49:00 <The_Baron> dude, u would love the kush's I get
49:00 <allenMC> wanna chkout dreamworld
49:00 <The_Baron> they are the perfect balance of head and body
49:00 <allenMC> and seaworld
49:00 <allenMC> and rock
50:00 <The_Baron> euphoric on the head, massage couclock on the body
50:00 <beehhh> ||pause
50:00 <Loof> nice
50:00 <allenMC> i hate driving on LSD
50:00 <slower> Loof, you angry naive little[man?] I am sure that your friends, family, the postman, the cat across the road, and even yourself, hope and pray that one day you will grow up and "mature"
50:00 <Loof> i once drove to the bottle shop on lsd, only problem is i had no car
50:00 <beehhh> 170km/ph
50:00 <allenMC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:00 <Excessive> u shouldn't be drivin on anythin ............. we've been here b4 ye?! I told abt the cop I ran over
51:00 <beehhh> next time have sex only on LSD
51:00 <allenMC> YEA DUDE 100POINTS
51:00 <Loof> i was like "yeah just throw the slab in the back BROOOM BRROOOOOM BROOOOM BROOOM"
51:00 <beehhh> make more meth heads
51:00 <The_Baron> the strain I got atm is an exclusive one
51:00 <beehhh> heh
51:00 <The_Baron> it's called The Terminator
51:00 <Loof> gimme
51:00 <The_Baron> it's a cross of UK CHeese and Diesel Kush
51:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me
51:00 <The_Baron> it's the closest thing to being drunk on weed
52:00 <beehhh> dump the cum into her ass
52:00 <allenMC> Fark
52:00 <The_Baron> few mates have found this too strong as well
52:00 <beehhh> too much borage oil n seabuckthorne n seaweed avocado
53:00 <The_Baron> ppl gotta get used to good weed damnit, or there will just be more of that wet asian shit around
53:00 <The_Baron> if ppl are happy with taht, it will never fuck off
53:00 <Loof> i've only ever got bad weed off my dealer once
53:00 <Loof> always new strong shit
54:00 <Loof> love it when it's time to score new weed
54:00 <allenMC> .
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah melbourne is actually the epicentre now for good kush strains
54:00 <The_Baron> hell lot of the seeds my mates are using have been given by melbourne growers
55:00 <Loof> had to use some of my grow money for the IVF we're doing
55:00 <Loof> :(
55:00 <Loof> worth it though
55:00 <Loof> want another kid bad
55:00 <Excessive> I donno, with me any weed is gd weed so long as I got weed ............ it doesn't get me anymore stoned if I smoke bush and then hydge after ........... I'm jus stoned as in get stoned and then no matter how mny/wat quality I smoke after I'm at the same level of bein stoned
55:00 <beehhh> best part about smoking weed is visiting maccas for munchies
55:00 <xm> Loof: so things are getting between you and the mrs?
55:00 <beehhh> *afterwards
56:00 <xm> getting better*
56:00 <Loof> apart from the excessive weed usage
56:00 <Loof> i just need to learn that she's always right
57:00 <Loof> zac is a pretty happy smart little kid so things musn't be too bad :)
57:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, when u get proper good weed, u can get even more stoned than what u already are
57:00 <Loof> he needs a brother or sister though
57:00 <The_Baron> I kept thinking I couldn't be much more high
57:00 <beehhh> i'd visit the kebab shop and eat meat's mixed palleter and hummus and all other sauce plus 2lt banana BigM 
57:00 <The_Baron> till I got a better strain
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <xm> IVF is a bit expensive though isnt it? you may also end up with 1000 kids all at once!
58:00 <Loof> yep we're actually chucking two eggs in a once on the next cycle
58:00 <beehhh> morwell folks are suffering from fire
58:00 <BillyGoat>  fuk up beehhh
58:00 <Loof> embrios not eggs
58:00 <Excessive> lol, I drink n I don't get drunk The_Baron, I don't fckn get sick ............. haven't been sick for over ten years ........ so is it jus me?!]
58:00 <The_Baron> u have a different consitution to most I'd say
59:00 <The_Baron> I can't drink much anymore, I get major hangovers
59:00 <beehhh> herbs of gold are also good
59:00 <The_Baron> no matter how much water I drink after
59:00 <Loof> it's about $3000 a cycle and zac took about 6
59:00 <The_Baron> I still feel like shit
59:00 <beehhh> zac ming ling
59:00 <Loof> but her family is paying for most of it
00:00 <allenMC> that was for fennec
00:00 <allenMC> fuct up
01:00 <beehhh> i dont even know where the australian embassies are
01:00 <beehhh> need to study up
01:00 <Loof> and that was the last bong for the day
01:00 <Loof> should sleep
01:00 <The_Baron> no beehhh, stay far away from our consulates and embassies
01:00 <beehhh> yeah cunt
01:00 <ZeroDistance> my eyes just went weird n i couldnt focus on the screen
01:00 <beehhh> that i would
01:00 <CiggyButtBrain> The_Baron you got a billy bong brain m8
01:00 <beehhh> cant trust them
02:00 <Loof> so many nerds
02:00 <beehhh> all low life cunts
02:00 <Loof> so few bullets
02:00 <CiggyButtBrain> scoffin away on those billies all day
02:00 <MusiciaN> ah oh
02:00 <MusiciaN> i bought icecream and it doesn't fit in the freezer
02:00 <beehhh> letting criminals coming in with tons of drug but not me cause i was legit n genuine
02:00 <Loof> love when dumb cunts try to call smart weed smokers dumb
02:00 <The_Baron> u better eat it all now
02:00 <allenMC> hakt
02:00 <Loof> cause they dumb
03:00 <Serenity> lol shittt CiggyButtBrain change your damn nick lol
03:00 <Excessive> beehhh, u're jus bad news
03:00 <Serenity> every time i see you i want to watch the vid
03:00 <megamanga> always stealin me land putin
03:00 <The_Baron> why should he change his nick?
03:00 <Serenity> i wasnt being serious..
03:00 <The_Baron> aaahhh
03:00 <Serenity> relax your anus
03:00 <The_Baron> is it from that cartoon
03:00 <Serenity> the train station one
03:00 <The_Baron> where the two dudes on the train station are being total gronks
03:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah im damo m8
03:00 <megamanga> yeah the one with the cunts from collingwood
04:00 <The_Baron> it could be any shithole train stations
04:00 <Loof> is ciggybuttbrain steven?
04:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWaRyKUNTy8
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ciggy butt brain. (Feb 13, 2014) 0 - Category: Film and Animation - 176,051 views - 909 likes (88.7%), 116 dislikes (11.3%)
04:00 <Loof> the cat freak?
04:00 <The_Baron> reminds me of penrith, kingswood, mt druitt, doonside, etc
04:00 <beehhh> dont feed me with BULLSHITS please thanks
04:00 <CiggyButtBrain> broady m8
04:00 <Serenity> whos steven?
04:00 <Loof> :3
04:00 <Serenity> pervert?
04:00 <Loof> the electronics nerd
04:00 <megamanga> he's dead
04:00 <Serenity> i thought he was gone
05:00 <beehhh> he was shot dead by comancheros
05:00 <Loof> so did i
05:00 <allenMC> `seen ripsta
05:00 <prowl> allenMC, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 10 weeks 17 hours 54 minutes ago (22.12. 04:10) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 4 hours 50 minutes there.
05:00 <megamanga> no work masty tonight everyone back at work :(
06:00 <beehhh> you sold your soul to the devil didnt ya mate admit it the truth
06:00 <allenMC> ripsta ripped me off n dissapeared
06:00 <beehhh> well it was one off
06:00 <megamanga> did you put him on the shitlist?
06:00 <allenMC> yup
06:00 <allenMC> think he was shot
06:00 <Loof> megamanga have you ever had a work masty while sitting in your bosses office chair? if not you should
06:00 <Loof> use his pc for porn too
06:00 <beehhh> poor fella
07:00 <Loof> fucked up porn
07:00 <ZeroDistance> inside story
07:00 <megamanga> unfortunately our phone sync search history
07:00 <ZeroDistance> how a fat ugly chick used sex and seduction to kill
07:00 <megamanga> i've seen somne shit
07:00 <ZeroDistance> *vomit*
07:00 <beehhh> google 'japan whore'
08:00 <beehhh> then search of bukkake marathon
08:00 <beehhh> grab a box of tissue and doritos n dips
09:00 <beehhh> someone roll me a joint
09:00 <allenMC> sweet puff imo xd xd
09:00 <Loof> cheers bro
10:00 <Loof> could use a coffee though
10:00 <allenMC> lol
10:00 <allenMC> nps
10:00 <Excessive> bourbon n cola fo me thnx dude
10:00 <allenMC> k
10:00 <allenMC> :D
10:00 <cherri_pie> cocoa is the best 
11:00 <allenMC> That would be quite nice
11:00 <allenMC> gday cherri
11:00 <cherri_pie> coffee just buzzes you out
11:00 <cherri_pie> gday allen'
11:00 <Excessive> I have half a tin of milo that I never use any of
11:00 <cherri_pie> yeh milos cool too
11:00 <Excessive> the ex was into it
11:00 <cherri_pie> i prefer that chocolatey stuff
11:00 <allenMC> bastardly one has finally got the hint HES A FUCKOUT...XD
12:00 <cherri_pie> coffee is crap, ppl are addicted to the warmth in the morning rather than the caffeine i think
12:00 <cherri_pie> theres other warm drinks availbale lol
12:00 <allenMC> MILO
12:00 <cherri_pie> tea is really boring tho, im not a fan of it 
12:00 <Excessive> I have it fo havin a ciggy in the morn
12:00 <cherri_pie> yeh ciggy and coffee fair point
12:00 <cherri_pie> thats good shit
12:00 <cherri_pie> lol
12:00 <megamanga> im a fan of giving a girl a pearl necklace in the morning
13:00 <Excessive> though as for mornin drinks I quite like a sliced orange instead of a drink
13:00 <cherri_pie> but you cant have a ciggy or coffee separately, as one doesnt work without the other
13:00 <cherri_pie> :(
13:00 <Loof> coffee has shitloads of magnesium, good for the lungs. it's also said to prevent skin cancer (google it)
13:00 <cherri_pie> ahh thats crap
14:00 <cherri_pie> who believes those pseudo statistics
14:00 <cherri_pie> theres millions of them
14:00 <Loof> yeah it's on the internet, must be crap
14:00 <megamanga> yeah, how about that asbestos
14:00 <megamanga> hnggggggg
14:00 <cherri_pie> alot of stuff on the internet is crap, 
14:00 <Loof> not everything\
14:00 <megamanga> like this conversation
14:00 <cherri_pie> bot those types of facts are everywhere
14:00 <cherri_pie> not just on the net
14:00 <cherri_pie> there in magazines and newspapers especialy
14:00 <allenMC> MY old garage had asbestos and i lived in it for a month
15:00 <cherri_pie> doesnt matter where they are, there crap that was my point
15:00 <Loof> everything is crap
15:00 <Loof> i get it
15:00 <cherri_pie> yeh basically lol
15:00 <cherri_pie> im a bit of a cynic i must say
15:00 <Loof> sad
15:00 <cherri_pie> not really
15:00 <megamanga> you sure that garage wasn't lined with mercury?
15:00 <cherri_pie> logical more like it
15:00 <megamanga> it would explain a lot
15:00 <Excessive> any fool believes wat anyone would tell them .......... also Goebels was quoted sayin that if u tell a lie enough times ppl will believe it
16:00 <cherri_pie> thats right
16:00 <cherri_pie> sometimes u have to question things
16:00 <Loof> cherri_pie if it's backed up by studies you still don't believe it
16:00 <cherri_pie> or sometimes the facts arent explained enough
16:00 <cherri_pie> no i dont
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <cherri_pie> because studies arent always accurate
16:00 <megamanga> i question where im going in life then i hop on here and feel instantly better
16:00 <cherri_pie> think about when you take a survey
16:00 <Loof> are you male or female?
16:00 <cherri_pie> how do you answer it
17:00 <cherri_pie> studies are exactly the same
17:00 <cherri_pie> i cant even remember the last time i participated honestly in a census lol
17:00 <cherri_pie> my answers were complete bullshit
17:00 <cherri_pie> some of the things i said yes to i normally wouldnt and i dont even know why
18:00 <allenMC> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-apocalypse-of
18:00 <cherri_pie> the best sturdies are when they say they analysed 19 000 ppl
18:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
18:00 <cherri_pie> wow that must of ben hard to keep track off
18:00 <Excessive> they should have mediators amongst the studies to pick out the truth from the bs
18:00 <cherri_pie> can you imagine the varibales in something like that
18:00 <cherri_pie> variables
18:00 <cherri_pie> variables are changes right
18:00 <Loof> yeah ur right, a lot of stats are crap
19:00 <cherri_pie> so if you test 19 000 ppl one little change has to be mached up with 19 000 ppl
19:00 <BillyGoat> my dick gettin hard
19:00 <cherri_pie> and how many of those little changes do u think occur
19:00 <Loof> i should cut the statscrap
19:00 <cherri_pie> i will tell you, its alot
19:00 <cherri_pie> if you want to conduct a study on anything
19:00 <cherri_pie> 5-10 ppl is more than enough in your targeted demographic
20:00 <cherri_pie> ppl use big numbers like 19 0000 to compensate for lack of research and facts
20:00 <cherri_pie> so in the end they can say oh well we didnt put much time into research
20:00 <cherri_pie> but we used 19 000 ppl so it must of been right loll
20:00 <Loof> how did we get to this from coffee?
21:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzzz
21:00 <BillyGoat> i drink metho
21:00 <cherri_pie> coz you said statistics prove things
21:00 <cherri_pie> and i said they didnt
21:00 <cherri_pie> then you had a little cry
21:00 <Loof> no i said you were right
21:00 <cherri_pie> and here we are
21:00 <megamanga> metho n a straw thanks mate
21:00 <cherri_pie> oh ok thanks 
21:00 <BillyGoat> fucken oath
21:00 <cherri_pie> :)
22:00 <beehhh> my new laptop is cool\
22:00 <beehhh> lenovo z510
22:00 <cherri_pie> sounds like a piece of shit beeh
22:00 <Loof> <Loof> yeah ur right, a lot of stats are crap
22:00 <megamanga> nothin like drinking on the job
22:00 <beehhh> but this is still on eeepc 
22:00 <ZeroDistance> my laptopis full of vodka
22:00 <BillyGoat> damnright
22:00 <beehhh> dont know how to use win8
22:00 <cherri_pie> win 8 is shit too
22:00 <BillyGoat> i drink on the job straight out the diggers metho bottle
22:00 <cherri_pie> i prefer windows 7 its much better
22:00 <Loof> win 8 sucks dog dick
22:00 <ZeroDistance> Latopis Fullavodkis
22:00 <Excessive> I use a plastic ruler to staticly charge it by rubbing it on my pants and then to prove that it lifts my hairs on my arms like a magnet
22:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
23:00 <ZeroDistance> do u get drunk with niggers
23:00 <cherri_pie> lol excessive
23:00 <Loof> win 8 is M$ saying "fuck you" to it's customers
23:00 <beehhh> it will be ok
23:00 <JH> I need to know both windows 7 and windows 8
23:00 <cherri_pie> yeh win 8 is a fail either way
23:00 <beehhh> i figured out how to shut it down
23:00 <JH> coz I'm a technician
23:00 <cherri_pie> that corner screen shit is fuckin annoying
23:00 <cherri_pie> every time you move the mouse
23:00 <JH> people are still using windows XP
23:00 <cherri_pie> omgf
23:00 <beehhh> not really
24:00 <beehhh> my screen is 15'6"
24:00 <beehhh> white duco
24:00 <JH> after 18th of April Windows XP will no longer be supported by Microsoft all updates will come to an end.
24:00 <Loof> win 7 ftw
24:00 <beehhh> delta goodrem didnt like of luekemia
24:00 <Loof> xp is dead
24:00 <JH> even third party vendors will discontnue with antivirus updates.
24:00 <beehhh> i have to be careful in the campus lot of povo chinese round
25:00 <beehhh> they are comming n bulks to straya
25:00 <JH> the folks at the vodafone stores still use it to run their systems. it's crazy to run a multi-million dollar business with outdated software.
25:00 <The_Baron> u know u can configure windows 8 to have a classic shell
25:00 <JH> i know
25:00 <Excessive> all those Labor run govt departments till jus recently were subjaceted to fck all upgrades .......... though they promised a laptop for every school child before being elected
26:00 <cherri_pie> i only know a few good anti virus
26:00 <Excessive> subjected*
26:00 <cherri_pie> but they are the best
26:00 <cherri_pie> norton is fucking shit dont bother
26:00 <beehhh> filehippo has it all
26:00 <megamanga> norton is clearly the best
26:00 <cherri_pie> lol
26:00 <cherri_pie> err ok 
26:00 <megamanga> studies shownorton is the best
26:00 <cherri_pie> this guy needs to get offf the drugs
26:00 <beehhh> avira is good
26:00 <cherri_pie> what a moron
26:00 <beehhh> eeepcs are like mac never dies
26:00 <cherri_pie> anyway
26:00 <JH> AVG, kaspersky is good
26:00 <The_Baron> I just use adaware, does the job well enough
26:00 <cherri_pie> id recommend malwarebytes
27:00 <The_Baron> plus its free
27:00 <JH> and trend micro
27:00 <cherri_pie> na no way
27:00 <cherri_pie> adware is crapo
27:00 <cherri_pie> it went rogue as well
27:00 <beehhh> i could've got asus n56 i7
27:00 <JH> hitman pro is awesome
27:00 <The_Baron> it's worked well enough for me
27:00 <beehhh> but i failed my summer unit
27:00 <Loof> i just don't click exes or go on child porn sites; no viruses
27:00 <megamanga> norton is best
27:00 <beehhh> wasted my time n money
27:00 <cherri_pie> if u have adware ur probly using a program that is actually a virus
27:00 <beehhh> summer units suck
27:00 <The_Baron> Loof, plenty of regular porn sites can infect ya with virus'
27:00 <cherri_pie> good luck getting it off ur system
27:00 <megamanga> im behind 7 proxies
28:00 <cherri_pie> malware bytes owns and its free
28:00 <Loof> The_Baron that's why i just use redtub
28:00 <Bastardly_One> use Avast! and another really good free one called SuperAntiVirus
28:00 <cherri_pie> eset online scanner owns and its free
28:00 <The_Baron> all I know is
28:00 <The_Baron> I aint had any real problems
28:00 <cherri_pie> super anti spyware owns and its free
28:00 <beehhh> i'd stay back another 6months to this hell hole miri
28:00 <Mew> i use slutload xvideos and xnxx
28:00 <The_Baron> usually just the odd malware that is easy as fuck to remove
28:00 <^pilot^> dave
28:00 <beehhh> until 2015 june
28:00 <cherri_pie> baron i gurantee if u run any of those program
28:00 <Bastardly_One> SuperAntiSpyware I meant
28:00 <megamanga> never tried slutload
28:00 <Mew> i dunnp if they give viruses
28:00 <^pilot^> and yet you're still on IRC
28:00 <beehhh> fkn wankers
28:00 <The_Baron> however my missus did accidentally put snap.do on this computer
28:00 <cherri_pie> you will find shit you didnt even know existed on your system
28:00 <megamanga> still on irc what ?
28:00 <Mew> but they sure give orgasms
28:00 <JH> I often have to go out to remove malware quiet often like the ransomware etc..
28:00 <The_Baron> so it will soon need a reformatting soon
28:00 <^pilot^> on all these proxies 
28:00 <^pilot^> and still on irc
28:00 <JH> it's a freakin nightmare sometimes
29:00 <megamanga> im joking 
29:00 <^pilot^> got protection for IRC
29:00 <^pilot^> :P
29:00 <The_Baron> I got malware as well
29:00 <Loof> i just reinstall the OS from an image if i get a virus
29:00 <^pilot^> you'd need like 3 condoms
29:00 <cherri_pie> you dont need to reformatt
29:00 <beehhh> im using wireless keyboard and mouse n shes sitting on a coller
29:00 <cherri_pie> id just run those programs
29:00 <cherri_pie> it removes everything
29:00 <megamanga> studies show using more than 1 condom at a time is detrimental to their effectiveness
29:00 <The_Baron> Loof, that's what I do, but snap.do fucks with the partitions/images as well I found out
29:00 <Loof> fuck
29:00 <simba> u dont even need virus protection unless u r dumb enough to download obvious shit in which case u shouldnt use the internet, virus protection is the biggest scam for your computer period
29:00 <simba> u suckers
29:00 <beehhh> tomorrow i go set up the fkn wifi
29:00 <Loof> agreed
29:00 <The_Baron> cherri_pie, I tried using malaware to remove snap.do
29:00 <The_Baron> no go
30:00 <The_Baron> from what I been reading
30:00 <The_Baron> it seems to really fuck shit up
30:00 <simba> its like being scared of Y2K
30:00 <cherri_pie> really thats surprising
30:00 <cherri_pie> baron i thought it would get rid of anything
30:00 <The_Baron> it's truly fucked
30:00 <Mew> #mayan
30:00 <beehhh> cooler fan
30:00 <Excessive> I've used (and still do) AVG for years ......... the free edition ........... anythin I can't get rid of I jus format
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah anyhthing
30:00 <beehhh> 50bucks
30:00 <cherri_pie> simba u have no clue
30:00 <The_Baron> except snap.do
30:00 <cherri_pie> just go back to your corner
30:00 <allenMC> .../ignore element
30:00 <megamanga> ill get rid of snap.do
30:00 <The_Baron> truly the worst piece of malware I ever came across
30:00 <beehhh> dual core is faster than i5s
30:00 <cherri_pie> virus protection is necessary, only idiots say it isnt
31:00 <cherri_pie> think about online banking
31:00 <cherri_pie> if someone actually targets your system
31:00 <beehhh> perth is full of poor home invasions
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah with a trojan, they can find out ur details 
31:00 <The_Baron> easily
31:00 <cherri_pie> if there fishing for your system across random websites when your just surfing
31:00 <The_Baron> actually has happened to my missus once
31:00 <cherri_pie> they can get on to your system through that
31:00 <Sponge> chicks love online banking
31:00 <JH> you can't run mission critical server without all the security stuff. it's a compliance breach and they freakin companies will sue you if you stuff up.
31:00 <cherri_pie> so retards like simba have no idea
31:00 <Sponge> just use your iphone
31:00 <megamanga> chicks love wasting money
31:00 <The_Baron> I just wish she didn't put on snap.do
31:00 <cherri_pie> yeh its happens to me too
31:00 <beehhh> women are the winner
31:00 <Sponge> iphones don't get virus's
31:00 <The_Baron> she aint very computer savvy at all
32:00 <simba> nope only people who cant use computers like you get owned 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're too shit to bother putting viruses on is why
32:00 <JH> now you have to be certified to touch all that stuff especially if you want to deploy servers into a live environment.
32:00 <beehhh> i like you to have a look not bad for the price
33:00 <cherri_pie> whats a good laptop anyway
33:00 <cherri_pie> i think asus is a piece of shit
33:00 <cherri_pie> i wasnt too impressed with HP either
33:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqIbw9evXSI
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo IdeaPad Z510 Laptop (Oct 1, 2013) 1:01 - Category: Science and Technology - 48,842 views - 33 likes (75%), 11 dislikes (25%)
33:00 <Excessive> yeah an Intel Asus isn't wat I'd want
33:00 <The_Baron> Asus is one of the better ones unfortunately
33:00 <cherri_pie> toshiba looks good
33:00 <The_Baron> if u can afford it, Alienware is the shit
33:00 <The_Baron> but super pricey
33:00 <Loof> iphones suck Sponge
33:00 <cherri_pie> yeh iv seen alienware they look ok
34:00 <megamanga> super overpriced more like it
34:00 <The_Baron> indeed
34:00 <simba> in ur price range? just hope for the best whatever cashies has that week
34:00 <cherri_pie> i bought an asus for 2.5 grand
34:00 <cherri_pie> and it was a piece of shit
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <cherri_pie> it was a top of the range model 
34:00 <The_Baron> personally I liked my last Asus
34:00 <Loof> like my wife
34:00 <Excessive> all my machines r AMD
34:00 <The_Baron> had no issues with it
34:00 <cherri_pie> gaming laptop with all the specs, even tho i dont game
34:00 <The_Baron> until some drunk cunt spilled his beer into it at a gig
35:00 <The_Baron> :/
35:00 <megamanga> they're all the same cheap shitty build quality
35:00 <cherri_pie> yeh they are cheap and shitty mostly
35:00 <cherri_pie> no matter what company thats what im thinking
35:00 <beehhh> lenovos are cool n light
35:00 <cherri_pie> shut up beeh
35:00 <allenMC> `seen element
35:00 <prowl> allenMC, element is on #random right now.
36:00 <beehhh> im going back to studies anyway
36:00 <Loof> die beehhh
36:00 <beehhh> dont try to hold me back
36:00 <beehhh> this is my final delivery
36:00 <ZeroDistance> man i wish the academy award for best supporting actor went to the dog in I Am Number Four
36:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn tour de force
36:00 <Excessive> I jus bought a 1TB WD SATA for mah lappy .......... yes it's an Asus with an Athlon X2
36:00 <ZeroDistance> so talented
37:00 <allenMC> how much excesive
37:00 <Bastardly_One> my moo seems to of fixed itself
37:00 <Excessive> 98 bux delivered
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck it's long
37:00 <allenMC> k
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I've an asus
37:00 <Loof> moo?
37:00 <allenMC> yeah i got wds
37:00 <The_Baron> atm running a shitty HP desktop
37:00 <The_Baron> but since I aint a gamer
37:00 <megamanga> theyre not wd green are the
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah moo ... script thingy to show off what ya got in ya machine
37:00 <The_Baron> doesn't bother me
38:00 <ZeroDistance> yo arachnophobia is on
38:00 <The_Baron> I can run ableton and a shitload of vst's at once
38:00 <The_Baron> that's all i care about
38:00 <Excessive> this one is blue megamanga
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a moo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
38:00 <Excessive> ffs
38:00 <beehhh> look how this chick got arrested lol
38:00 <megamanga> hngggg
38:00 <beehhh> http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/21779102/arrests-at-future-music/
38:00 <Excessive> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 1day 17hrs 43mins 7secs cpu: AMD FX(tm)-8350 Eight-Core Processor (x64) at 4000MHz (2% Load) gfx: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x68F9) 1.00GB res: 1024x768 32bit 60Hz ram: 3272/32673.9MB (10.01%) [|---------] hdd: C:\ 160.86GB/244.04GB D:\ 1.19TB/1.58TB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 100MB/s 2.18GB In 7.71GB Out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> [os] VY 6.1.7600
39:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffffffft
39:00 <Loof> lol shits on mine excessive
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the small ones are fucked
39:00 <Loof> you must be loaded
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmm ... the full one is a flood
39:00 <beehhh> crazy people
39:00 <Excessive> that is a 1200 dollar machine from 6 months ago when I put it together
40:00 <Loof> ah mines about 2 years old
40:00 <beehhh> watch the next vid too
40:00 <Loof> some shit
40:00 <Loof> still runs bf4 though decently
40:00 <Loof> and the new elder scrolls online on full settings
41:00 <The_Baron> aah god, look at all those douchebags at fure music festival
41:00 <beehhh> i m not using irc on my new laptop yet
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's sunday
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
41:00 <Excessive> it's mah media server machine, hence the cheap video card ......... I don't game on it, I wanted the beef for the media server ......... I jus run irc on it cuase it's on 24/7
41:00 <beehhh> no shit 2morra is monday
42:00 <beehhh> im going to cover my eyes with clothes to sleeep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have to be gay and decide what to make for lunch now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
42:00 <beehhh> mick finning world champion
43:00 <allenMC> COCKSANGER
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
43:00 <Loof> dont forget your old man thermus
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll take some fried rice and nuke it
43:00 <beehhh> i had take away was speical chicken nasi goreng fried
43:00 <Bastardly_One> too fucking easy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked ... why waste money on shit you don't even like
43:00 <Bastardly_One> (shit cafe)
43:00 <beehhh> gonna make sardine sanwich with kiwi cheese soon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> when you can bring stuff from home cheaper?
44:00 <beehhh> sardine on extra virgin oil
44:00 <Bastardly_One> actual uni starts tomorrow
44:00 <Loof> uni?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm right near the sports bit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like torture
44:00 <Bastardly_One> too many nice arses in lyrcra
44:00 <Loof> my course officially starts tomorrow
44:00 <beehhh> i did my milk dleivery run
45:00 <Loof> 3 years of hell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a hardcore rebel though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I made my own smoke zone m8
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the closest one is too far for my lazy arse to walk
46:00 <Excessive> I'mnah pop the other can of red bull open
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a year of boredom
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't change up either
46:00 <Loof> wish i had time to be bored
46:00 <beehhh> http://www.gympietimes.com.au/news/no-cups-runneth-over/2182506/
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as they have had a heap of trouble placing everyone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they got flooded with applications this year apparently
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so, kind of stuck for this year
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but all good
47:00 <Bastardly_One> should go quick with a decent enough attitude
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *fingers crossed*
48:00 <Excessive> jus don't look at ur lecturer's tt's while u're talkin to her n u should be rite
48:00 <Loof> *fingers ass*
48:00 <Loof> especially if she's like 24
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both not worth looking at :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> applications is a drag
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but the teacher wench knows this so ... long as I look busy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she's happy
49:00 <The_Baron> aah u do the george costanza
49:00 <Loof> applications?
49:00 <The_Baron> best way to look busy is just to look like your stressed
49:00 <The_Baron> do a lot of sighing and rubbing ur hair
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> applications = Office 2013
49:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:00 <beehhh> next i get the i7
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I do yanno
49:00 <Loof> my god how utterly noob
49:00 <Loof> i though my uni was bs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like
50:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha wpm
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 87
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wth are you doing here?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she was hella impressed
50:00 <Excessive> meh I'm still a two finger typist
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when I whacked up a database for the fun of it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you know access too?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah shit at excel though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the first few weeks are going to bore you
51:00 <Loof> i cant see the point of access
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit woman
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they still use C++ and shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so I see the place of it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> in the educational scheme of things
52:00 <Excessive> I never did any typing course or comp course .......... I learnt shit on my own by fckin around and readin shit/lookin up shit when it came to comp stuff
53:00 <The_Baron> I learned touch typing
53:00 <The_Baron> I know how to do it
53:00 <allenMC> `SEEN ELEMENT
53:00 <The_Baron> but I still two finger
53:00 <prowl> allenMC, ELEMENT is on #random right now.
54:00 <The_Baron> coz if u can't two finger type at 80 wpm + ur a shitcunt
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> any touch typist will tell you
54:00 <Excessive> only course I did was electrical engineering like in the 90's but only did half of that and then dropped out cause fun at home with housemates was more important at the time than spendin the rest of the afternoon after work at TAFE
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bullshit
54:00 <allenMC> I TYPE WITH ONE FINGER
54:00 <Bastardly_One> long as your wpm is decent
54:00 <The_Baron> exactly
54:00 <ZeroDistance> who the fuck uses to fingers
54:00 <The_Baron> I find my accuracy is about 10% better with two finger
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I touch type but not traditionally or the way you're taught to
54:00 <ZeroDistance> that's like looking at the keyboard when you type
54:00 <The_Baron> that's the only difference
54:00 <Doodle> thats what she said The_Baron
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I use all my fingers
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ReOW!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but
55:00 <The_Baron> I don't look at the keyboard
55:00 <The_Baron> I still two finger
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the trad sense
55:00 <Doodle> rofl
55:00 <The_Baron> though I do use my thumbs as well
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i tried then
55:00 <allenMC> LOL
55:00 <ZeroDistance> cant do it
55:00 <Doodle> wat to horney
55:00 <The_Baron> so maybe two fingers two thumb typing
55:00 <ZeroDistance> not fast
55:00 <ZeroDistance> but i grew up playing piano
55:00 <Bastardly_One> thumbs are for the space bar
55:00 <The_Baron> yep
55:00 <ZeroDistance> and alt
55:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think I can type so much shit?
55:00 <The_Baron> also the alt key
56:00 <The_Baron> thumbs are good for the alt key
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and not look at the keyboard and out the window and shit as I do so
56:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
56:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i often find myself typing while im watching tele n looking out the window
56:00 <Bastardly_One> then you touch type after a fashion
56:00 <The_Baron> I find it weird I can not look at the keyboard
56:00 <Excessive> I look at the kb .............. I also tend to leave everything behind and spend days on a comp tryinnah get some shit goin sometimes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so to you then too The_Baron
57:00 <The_Baron> coz I couldn't actually recite the order of keys by the scroll
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah me either
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and admin was my career for 20yrs
57:00 <The_Baron> it's just a muscle memory thing I reckon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> with me it is
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the fingers just know where they're going
58:00 <Bastardly_One> REOW!
58:00 <The_Baron> coz if I use a slightly smaller keyboard
58:00 <The_Baron> I get fucked up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I don't
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they just know where they're goin'
58:00 <The_Baron> I get used to it
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i do
58:00 <The_Baron> but at first, I will make more typos with a smaller keyboard
58:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah get used to it
58:00 <Loof> i've been touchtyping since 14, did typing
58:00 <ZeroDistance> happens to every one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure
58:00 <Bastardly_One> every keyboard that's not your own
58:00 <Bastardly_One> needs a "test run"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> defo
58:00 <The_Baron> yep
59:00 <ZeroDistance> ye
59:00 <Mew> de barona
59:00 <The_Baron> de mewspew
59:00 <Bastardly_One> how boring are we right now?
59:00 <Loof> Mew!
59:00 <The_Baron> hell why not
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew ya scrag <3
59:00 <The_Baron> atm I don't mind boring
59:00 <Excessive> I have one kb, mouse n monitor here switched between 4 machines
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuck 2 bucks at Mew*
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