// #melbourne — 2014-03-26
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00:00:00 <Saemon> lychee
00:00:00 <Saemon> rambutan
00:00:00 <Saemon> tamarind
00:00:00 <Saemon> etc
00:00:00 <Coffee> yeah those asians know how to make some awesome food and drinks
00:00:00 <Saemon> exotic fruits
00:00:00 <Coffee> yeah man tropical fruit
00:00:00 <Coffee> like jackfruit
00:01:00 <Saemon> yeah i discovered alot more asian drinks at the asian grocery store
00:01:00 <Coffee> try the aloe vera drink
00:01:00 <Coffee> so good
00:01:00 <Coffee> for you
00:01:00 <Coffee> has chunks of aloe in it
00:01:00 <Coffee> try wasabi peas too man
00:01:00 <Coffee> mmm
00:01:00 <Saemon> yep, really good alternative to whats normally available at the supermarkers like what, cola, fanta, pepsi, sprite
00:01:00 <Saemon> boring
00:02:00 <Coffee> but if you do try wasabi peas DO NOT put more than one in your mouth at a time
00:02:00 <Coffee> lol
00:02:00 <Coffee> burns
00:02:00 <Saemon> lol howocme?
00:02:00 <Saemon> is it chilli?
00:02:00 <Coffee> nah
00:02:00 <Coffee> it's hot though
00:02:00 <Coffee> stinks ur nose
00:02:00 <Coffee> stings
00:03:00 <DemonsRun> Ni ni dematerialised Doodle DreamSeller Serenity <3
00:04:00 <Doodle> bai2u DemonsRun
00:04:00 <dematerialised> nini other dematerialised
00:05:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
00:05:00 <DemonsRun> Kbye
00:10:00 <simba> good
00:25:00 <Coffee> brb
00:36:00 <Coffee> well this place is pretty dead lol
00:37:00 <Serenity> hi loof
00:38:00 <Coffee> ?
00:39:00 <dematerialised> Loof isn't dead.
00:39:00 <dematerialised> He's just sleeping.
00:40:00 <Coffee> what's a "loof"? been hearing it all night
00:42:00 <simba> im all aloof
00:43:00 <Serenity> :)
00:43:00 <DreamSeller> you know.. I hate white guys who marry asian ladies
00:43:00 <Coffee> import brides
00:44:00 <Coffee> same
00:44:00 <DreamSeller> espesh ones from the mental wards
00:44:00 <Coffee> ummm. ok
00:44:00 <Coffee> lol
00:44:00 <Coffee> i confuse
00:45:00 <dematerialised> lol...
00:45:00 <DreamSeller> what do you think of weed Coffee?
00:45:00 <Coffee> prefer coffee
00:45:00 <Serenity> lol.
00:45:00 <simba> do u guys have the internet
00:45:00 <Serenity> no ive heard about it though
00:46:00 <simba> yea might pick it up tomorrow
00:46:00 <dematerialised> the internet isn't real
00:46:00 <simba> what is real - morph man, the matrix
00:47:00 <dematerialised> i have hacked the gibson
00:47:00 <simba> aint no party like an s club party
00:51:00 <Serenity> s club Serenity stebie scott` shape simba Sponge
00:52:00 <Coffee> saemon :P
00:52:00 <simba> s crew rise up
00:52:00 <dematerialised> saemon isn't invited
00:52:00 <dematerialised> club isn't wheelchair accesible
00:53:00 <Serenity> loof isnt invited either
00:53:00 <SdreamSeller> yeah
00:53:00 <SdreamSeller> fuck that cunt
00:54:00 <sematerialised> although i've just realised
00:54:00 <SdreamSeller> hope he gets locked up soon
00:54:00 <Serenity> Serenity stebie scott` SdreamSeller sematerialised shape simba Sponge Serenity
00:54:00 <sematerialised> if me and SdreamSeller go back to the d club
00:54:00 <sematerialised> heh
00:54:00 <sematerialised> d club
00:54:00 <SdreamSeller> HEHEHE
00:54:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:54:00 <DreamSeller> yeah
00:54:00 <DreamSeller> Serenity wants in
00:54:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:54:00 <dematerialised> Derrrrenity
00:54:00 <ZeroDistance> i might get high
00:54:00 <DreamSeller> she doesn;t care where she puts the d
00:54:00 <ZeroDistance> not tired enough for bed
00:55:00 <ZeroDistance> tho i so needa piss this tea out first
00:55:00 <Derenity> put the D anywhere ytou want
00:57:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
00:57:00 <ZeroDistance> PUT IT IN MY BUTT
00:57:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
00:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" (Feb 14, 2007) 3:49 - Category: Music - 54,740,943 views - 146,742 likes (67.3%), 71,234 dislikes (32.7%)
01:03:00 <ZeroDistance> The time had come. Panda typed on irc like some douche. To blaze up! Boopity Boop!
01:12:00 <beehhh> time-trapped in somewhere in the middle of a haystack
01:15:00 <beehhh> those iranians were syrian
01:19:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up beehhh
01:28:00 <ZeroDistance> o ye
01:28:00 <ZeroDistance> i forgot valium then weed = bliss not ocd shit
01:28:00 <beehhh> poor country with povo nation
01:29:00 <ZeroDistance> beehhh you wana be my bride babes i buy you fake diamond on copper ring, nah copper has value, on pretzel ring i steal off of jew
01:29:00 <ZeroDistance> kk babe then u get citizen ship on sinking boat.
01:29:00 <BillyGoat> im going to bash beehhh
01:30:00 <beehhh> new legislation on racism attack BillyGoat becareful what I wish for
01:30:00 <BillyGoat> who says its racist
01:30:00 <DreamSeller> Hey BillyGoat
01:31:00 <beehhh> dont be another emotional craig thompson
01:31:00 <ZeroDistance> classic copy paste to my mate then BillyGoat
01:31:00 <DreamSeller> Coffee is Loof
01:31:00 <BillyGoat> you are racist to say that i would perform a racist act because i am white australian
01:31:00 <Coffee> ?
01:31:00 <beehhh> too many indians there
01:31:00 <beehhh> i show ya
01:31:00 <BillyGoat> lol DreamSeller
01:31:00 <beehhh> brb changin nappy
01:32:00 <DreamSeller> wait..
01:32:00 <DreamSeller> beehhh is near a child?!?!??!
01:32:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:32:00 <DemonsRun> It's a fuxking worry right?
01:36:00 <beehhh> i slept wit my tranny gf lastnite
01:36:00 <beehhh> we were snoring naked under one blanket
01:37:00 <BillyGoat> sick cunt
01:39:00 <Maurice> Did she stick it in your arse?
01:40:00 <beehhh> nope but she sticked mine into hers
01:40:00 <DemonsRun> Sticked.
01:40:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCHjD-5VBQ&feature=share&list=UUlyZ735GWj8GQLZQxup_XMA
01:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Official ICC T20 WC Bangladesh 2014 - Flash Mob @State Library of Victoria - Melbourne, Australia (Mar 23, 2014) 3:57 - Category: Entertainment - 11,071 views - 258 likes (97.7%), 6 dislikes (2.3%)
01:40:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh got aids n rabies now
01:41:00 <beehhh> i studied in rmit from 96-01
01:41:00 <beehhh> wrong BillyGoat, i passed into her
01:42:00 <beehhh> both of ours kidney is fuct due to heavy drinkin
01:43:00 <Maurice> Yeah no that didn't happen
01:47:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh do you consider yourself homosexual?
01:47:00 <beehhh> you know well that i wont make it back in one peace
01:48:00 <beehhh> heterosexual but not hatered
01:48:00 <BillyGoat> u r homo
01:49:00 <beehhh> like two dying birds comforting eachother
01:49:00 <beehhh> nothing else in between there
01:50:00 <DemonsRun> No, you're gay.
01:50:00 <beehhh> sometimes the worse place in life could become the best place to hide
01:51:00 <beehhh> yes DemonsRun homosexual gay are ya satisfied yet
01:51:00 <DemonsRun> I couldn't care less
01:52:00 <beehhh> those people dancing at a fimiliar place
01:53:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh is mentally challanged
01:53:00 <BillyGoat> challenged
01:53:00 <DemonsRun> No shut
01:53:00 <DemonsRun> Shit*
01:54:00 <beehhh> atleast i have morals and socail values
01:54:00 <beehhh> social
01:55:00 <BillyGoat> been a faggot is not a social value
01:55:00 <BillyGoat> or moral
01:56:00 <DemonsRun> I'm no homo hater. People can love who the fuck they want
01:56:00 <DemonsRun> If you're homophobic you're an ignorant fuck.
01:56:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10153994_10152409844668646_968582334_n.jpg
01:57:00 <beehhh> your mum DemonsRun
01:57:00 <DemonsRun> Is that an insult?
01:57:00 <BillyGoat> i am homophobic
01:57:00 <beehhh> abbott posts his own blogs fella is a tech savvy
01:57:00 <BillyGoat> abbott good bloke
01:58:00 <teztorana> wb ibiza
01:58:00 <beehhh> aaaaa
01:58:00 <beehhh> short answer is 'yes;
01:58:00 <DemonsRun> The stupidity. I can't take this.
01:58:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun cant hack it
01:58:00 <BillyGoat> what a faggot
01:59:00 <BillyGoat> loof loves me
01:59:00 <teztorana> nights still young IMO
01:59:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
01:59:00 <Loof> that's the spirit
01:59:00 <teztorana> `seen shads
01:59:00 <prowl> teztorana, I found 6 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: allenMC, Analogue_Church_x, Analogue_Church_xd, SHADS, raving. allenMC ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours 6 minutes ago (04.03. 19:53) stating "EOF from client" after spending 2 hours 4 minutes there.
01:59:00 <beehhh> hes now crying emo
01:59:00 <BillyGoat> yep
01:59:00 <BillyGoat> he is a demon to himself
01:59:00 <DemonsRun> Can't hack reading beehhh's attempt at English?
01:59:00 <DemonsRun> No
01:59:00 <DemonsRun> I can't
01:59:00 <beehhh> alone in the dark holding his soft cock by his left palm
01:59:00 <DemonsRun> And ahh.. I don't have a dick, idiots
01:59:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun i bet he can type english better then you can indian
01:59:00 <beehhh> dickless prick
01:59:00 <beehhh> get out
02:00:00 <teztorana> prowls off his cunt
02:00:00 <Loof> feel like waking my wife up to make me more chicken
02:00:00 <teztorana> heheheh
02:00:00 <teztorana> fully
02:00:00 <DemonsRun> Dickless prick... With breasts.
02:00:00 <DemonsRun> And a vagina
02:00:00 <DemonsRun> Yep.
02:00:00 <BillyGoat> dont care what ya got
02:00:00 <DemonsRun> You two are so extremely smart.
02:00:00 <BillyGoat> just a irc nickname
02:00:00 <beehhh> shove a big carrot in ur vag
02:00:00 <BillyGoat> absolutely DemonsRun
02:00:00 <beehhh> and a cucumber
02:00:00 <DemonsRun> Just coz you like them up your ass beehhh doesn't mean everyone likes things up their holes
02:01:00 <teztorana> i get the chicken thighs
02:01:00 <teztorana> 4 at a time
02:01:00 <teztorana> so nice
02:01:00 <teztorana> drippin in oil
02:01:00 <Loof> yum
02:01:00 <Loof> i like drumsticks
02:01:00 <teztorana> heaps skin m8
02:01:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
02:01:00 <Loof> best bit
02:01:00 <BillyGoat> i possess tremendous amount of intelligence
02:01:00 <BillyGoat> give it to DemonsRun up the arse beehhh it likes it
02:01:00 <DemonsRun> Yet resort to name calling for what? To pass boredom,
02:01:00 <DemonsRun> ?*
02:01:00 <beehhh> your mouth is an asshole DemonsRun biatch
02:01:00 <DemonsRun> Pathetic idiots. Don't reproduce.
02:01:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun is disrepectful
02:01:00 <beehhh> alien breeder
02:02:00 <teztorana> yeah thereye cool
02:02:00 <teztorana> fuck oath
02:02:00 <BillyGoat> im a skinhead
02:02:00 <teztorana> gunna get a 20 weed in the mornin
02:02:00 <Loof> nice
02:02:00 <Loof> should buy bigger man
02:02:00 <Loof> it's cheaper
02:02:00 <teztorana> yup
02:02:00 <Loof> get an o
02:02:00 <teztorana> yea
02:02:00 <beehhh> go suck ten cocks n have fun
02:02:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun calm down sheilaq
02:02:00 <BillyGoat> must be that time of the month for DemonsRun
02:02:00 <beehhh> fullmoon
02:02:00 <DemonsRun> ;) I don't get that time of the month :)
02:03:00 <chineseman> hi what r u talking about?
02:03:00 <Loof> drugs
02:03:00 <teztorana> cats
02:03:00 <Loof> lol
02:03:00 <beehhh> ewww horrid n herrendious
02:03:00 <beehhh> heroundeos
02:03:00 <BillyGoat> wash your pussy out with a toilet brush
02:03:00 <beehhh> my g/f has a tiny cute kok
02:04:00 <BillyGoat> loof buys off tony mokbel
02:04:00 <Saemon> Loof, im happy that you want to be straight edge like me. the first step to being straight edge, is proclaiming it.
02:04:00 <Loof> thanks bro :)
02:04:00 <Loof> means a lot
02:04:00 <Saemon> Take your right hand, and place it onto your chest where your heart is. hold out your left hand and touch the computer screen, as if you are channelling yourself to me. Now, repeat this line out loud - "I, Loof, with God and my fellow peers as my witness, vowel from this day on, to never do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke anything ever again. I shall have the strength to overcome my addictions
02:04:00 <Saemon> and not give in to my vices. I, Loof, am henceforth, straight edge."
02:04:00 <DemonsRun> ^
02:04:00 <BillyGoat> get DemonsRun to lick it beehhh
02:04:00 <beehhh> she so dumb asking me to cut it off and make it a pussy i replied bitch what i'd suck on then
02:04:00 <DemonsRun> And I'm the one with the problem? I'm not fucking someone tryin to be a chick. Haha
02:04:00 <beehhh> no thanks we lick eachother very happy gay couples
02:04:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh give DemonsRun a big wet kiss on the lips
02:05:00 <Loof> i too believe in god
02:05:00 <Loof> :)
02:05:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1932709_260863440753347_927521947_o.jpg
02:05:00 <beehhh> pussy lips?
02:06:00 <BillyGoat> i thought having a kid should be motivation to get your shit together
02:06:00 <Saemon> thats good. welcome to the life of sobriety, brother.
02:06:00 <Saemon> may it last
02:06:00 <Loof> ty :)
02:06:00 <BillyGoat> if yoiu like lickin up her period
02:06:00 <beehhh> rather die
02:06:00 <BillyGoat> drink it
02:06:00 <BillyGoat> for brekky
02:06:00 <beehhh> no surrender
02:06:00 <beehhh> my tranny gf is dumb n cute
02:07:00 <BillyGoat> must be a mirror reflection
02:07:00 <ZeroDistance> yo sezz u around
02:07:00 <beehhh> poka ya eye mofo
02:07:00 <BillyGoat> ZeroDistance is a fgt
02:07:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
02:08:00 <beehhh> ZeroDistance dont like to keep distance at all
02:08:00 <beehhh> everyhole is a gaol for him
02:08:00 <BillyGoat> he likes dicks to be on him
02:08:00 <beehhh> Gaol
02:08:00 <beehhh> Old gaol
02:08:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun you ever given a man aa golden shower?
02:09:00 <beehhh> all the teens are jealous cause im fucking a tranny
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it does most parents
02:10:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh DemonsRun wants to suck out the urine out your willy
02:10:00 <beehhh> i broke my long spell virginity with her lastnire
02:10:00 <beehhh> after such long donkey years
02:10:00 <Maurice> No you didn't
02:10:00 <DemonsRun> ^
02:10:00 <beehhh> i closed my eyes she lubed her butt and sit on me ride it
02:10:00 <beehhh> felt good
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I truly believe most of the parents I know of in this room are good parents
02:11:00 <BillyGoat> some prob yes some prob no
02:11:00 <xm> did it feel...trantastic?
02:11:00 <Maurice> Did it feel.. unreal..
02:12:00 <Loof> i gotta get my son off grand theft auto
02:12:00 <Loof> starting to swear
02:12:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One howcome you're not a parent yet?
02:12:00 <Loof> lol
02:12:00 <beehhh> i yelled im gonna shoot she goes its ok and i oozed into her anus
02:12:00 <beehhh> bitch was riding me with her butt
02:12:00 <DemonsRun> He, he yelled not she
02:12:00 <BillyGoat> then you gave yourself a blowjob
02:13:00 <Saemon> lol
02:13:00 <BillyGoat> i think a good parent makes a real effort for their kids and take them out ect
02:13:00 <Saemon> genuine question though im curious for real
02:13:00 <BillyGoat> instead sittin on a pc 24/7
02:13:00 <Loof> you seen him?
02:13:00 <beehhh> DemonsRun whats to you where were you when i needed someone to hold onto
02:13:00 <Maurice> It's really sad when someone is so repulsive, they make up lies about fucking a tranny
02:13:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr
02:13:00 <beehhh> suddenly all girls wanna fuck me
02:13:00 <Maurice> No, we don't.
02:13:00 <beehhh> the uni girls are opening legs for me and i dont want
02:13:00 <DemonsRun> Not one chick wants to fuck you.
02:14:00 <Saemon> lol well yeah obviously him right now being a parent that ship has long sailed away already
02:14:00 <Saemon> but like i want to know how it came to this
02:14:00 <Loof> here's my son that BillyGoat was calling a gook Saemon: http://imgur.com/6PUxj5f
02:14:00 <DemonsRun> That's the hallucinations
02:14:00 <Maurice> Not even a she-male will go there
02:14:00 <DreamSeller> god
02:14:00 <beehhh> im so happy with my new gf we are being honest to eachother
02:14:00 <DreamSeller> just die beehhh
02:14:00 <DreamSeller> go go
02:14:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
02:14:00 <DemonsRun> Please
02:14:00 <Maurice> It's a dude and is fake
02:14:00 <Maurice> Move on
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I'm not?
02:15:00 <Saemon> naw he's adorable
02:15:00 <Loof> cheers bro :)
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> My son happens to be like 20 this year
02:15:00 <teztorana> i have 3 kids xd xd
02:15:00 <BillyGoat> haha
02:15:00 <BillyGoat> i said your misses was a gook
02:15:00 <teztorana> and 1000 basterds
02:15:00 <beehhh> maybe i like it with a dude whats to you or anybody
02:15:00 <DemonsRun> We don't care
02:15:00 <DemonsRun> And don't wanna read your shit every night
02:15:00 <BillyGoat> the bible says 2 men ort not lay together
02:15:00 <DemonsRun> Don't you have any sort of life?
02:15:00 <beehhh> your just arrogant and with simply jealousy
02:15:00 <BillyGoat> yesh DemonsRun
02:16:00 <Saemon> seriously? you have a son whose 20 yrs old Bastardly_One?
02:16:00 <Saemon> whats your relationship with him like?
02:16:00 <Loof> non existant
02:16:00 <Loof> and he calls me a bad parent
02:16:00 <Loof> LOL!
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... mind your own business
02:16:00 <mR> triple j is awse
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> you know it all fruit n nut bar ... you tell the story
02:16:00 <Saemon> who was he raised by?
02:16:00 <BillyGoat> loof how can a good parent want too kill kids?
02:16:00 <teztorana> Bastardly_One sells him tenna of leef n seeds...................................xd
02:16:00 <BillyGoat> you are jealous DemonsRun
02:16:00 <DemonsRun> Jealous?
02:16:00 <DemonsRun> I have a MAN next to me I can fuck when ever I want
02:16:00 <BillyGoat> yes because beehhh would be the perfect husband for you
02:16:00 <beehhh> bible was wrong they didnt have global warming back then they were short sighted
02:16:00 <DemonsRun> No need to be jealous of anyone
02:16:00 <Maurice> I don't care if two men fuck, infact, I enjoy that porn, but beehhh is delusional
02:16:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
02:16:00 <beehhh> plus i feel good being wit her
02:16:00 <Maurice> HIM
02:16:00 <DemonsRun> Him*
02:16:00 <BillyGoat> you have a man next to you but you rather spend ya time with beehhh right now darlin
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol shads
02:17:00 <teztorana> lol
02:17:00 <Loof> lol
02:17:00 <BillyGoat> rather go to jail over a nickname on here then look after ya kid
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt would knock me out if I did
02:17:00 <teztorana> hehe
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> he has his mum's height
02:17:00 <Loof> lol @ short guys with tall women
02:17:00 <Loof> so funny
02:17:00 <Loof> looks so odd
02:17:00 <DemonsRun> BillyGoat: No bby. I want u.
02:17:00 <beehhh> last nite we slept together
02:17:00 <beehhh> hold eachother naked until morning
02:17:00 <BillyGoat> bby?
02:17:00 <DemonsRun> ;) bby
02:17:00 <BillyGoat> baby*
02:17:00 <beehhh> she was snoring in my lap infact
02:17:00 <DemonsRun> Same thing.
02:17:00 <DemonsRun> Either way, not him. You.
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> marriages made in psych wards
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> funnier
02:18:00 <Loof> true
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> keep trying
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> haha b1
02:18:00 <Saemon> cant help it though Loof u love who love
02:18:00 <teztorana> i finger fucked 2 bitches in psyke wards
02:18:00 <Saemon> ive fallen for plenty of chicks taller than me
02:18:00 <Loof> yeah true
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> how tall u Saemon
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> shads, the shocker or just normal?
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> i like short girls
02:18:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat used to be 6'2
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> no thanks
02:18:00 <beehhh> yes we areboth emo
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh is perfect for you
02:18:00 <Maurice> I have a husband
02:18:00 <beehhh> all she asking me to be with her nothing else
02:18:00 <Maurice> Should I log off and spend time with him?
02:18:00 <DemonsRun> I think you're the more suitable choice for him BillyGoat
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> yes
02:18:00 <DemonsRun> He likes sucks
02:18:00 <beehhh> no money no food not anything but me
02:18:00 <DemonsRun> Dicks*
02:18:00 <Maurice> Jokes on you, he FIFO's
02:18:00 <BillyGoat> i know
02:18:00 <beehhh> LIFO's
02:19:00 <teztorana> normal 1 wog the other lisa the slut
02:19:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat I* used to be 6'2
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> the shocker is two up the vag and pinky up the arse
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, enough of that
02:19:00 <teztorana> normal
02:19:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm nbusy
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> back to ... sluts!
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, slaves
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
02:19:00 <teztorana> i did it for the chicks IMO
02:19:00 <DreamSeller> I have a key to Maurice's backdoor ;)
02:19:00 <BillyGoat> negative DemonsRun
02:19:00 <Maurice> It's not locked ;)
02:19:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
02:19:00 <DreamSeller> I know ;)
02:19:00 <Maurice> Don't mind the dog, just baby talk him and you'll be fine
02:19:00 <beehhh> gay relationships are healthy
02:19:00 <DreamSeller> beehhh
02:19:00 <DemonsRun> Gay relationships are healthy.
02:19:00 <DreamSeller> do you know how to convers?
02:19:00 <DemonsRun> That's truth.
02:20:00 <teztorana> getting hungry
02:20:00 <teztorana> got a pie
02:20:00 <BillyGoat> i just had some kfc
02:20:00 <teztorana> nice
02:20:00 <teztorana> listening to other artists on soundcloud
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Serenity
02:20:00 <teztorana> some mad shiz
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> she said something before and I can't get the song out of my head
02:20:00 <DreamSeller> shaddup you :P
02:20:00 <BillyGoat> i stink'
02:20:00 <Maurice> beehhhs pretend relationships, aren't healthy
02:20:00 <BillyGoat> i havnt showered for 3 weeks
02:20:00 <DemonsRun> But the way you go on about it... It's just more fake shit you've found to talk about.
02:20:00 <DreamSeller> they aren't
02:20:00 <DemonsRun> Mmm BillyGoatgruff stink all over me!
02:20:00 <beehhh> no its not i gave her all my extra goods
02:20:00 <DreamSeller> he doesn't contribute to anything
02:20:00 <BillyGoat> thats right baby doll
02:20:00 <BillyGoat> im your perfume
02:20:00 <DemonsRun> Could deal with that.
02:20:00 <beehhh> she wants me to doggy her next time
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's right
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was he on when writing it
02:21:00 <Loof> she cant fucking stand you Bastardly_One
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking Happy song
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> by pharrel williams
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> who said anything about anyone standing anyone dumb cunt
02:21:00 <Saemon> lol i reckon hey Loof
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I have a song in my head from what she said
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> you stupid fuck
02:21:00 <DemonsRun> Can we Dutch oven too?
02:21:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun why do girls wear perfume and makeup?
02:21:00 <beehhh> women cheats with other man
02:21:00 <DemonsRun> No idea.
02:21:00 <BillyGoat> coz they ugky an they stink
02:21:00 <BillyGoat> ugly
02:21:00 <DreamSeller> ugly and stink
02:21:00 <BillyGoat> ye
02:21:00 <DemonsRun> Deodorant helps to stop the stink.
02:21:00 <DemonsRun> Makeup... Doesn't bother me. Don't go out enough to need it
02:22:00 <Loof> he's just to stupid to get it
02:22:00 <Loof> such a loser
02:22:00 <Saemon> he thinks he's BFFs with Serenity so he thinks he's allowed to swear at her
02:22:00 <Saemon> like he did
02:22:00 <Loof> lol
02:22:00 <Saemon> its facepalm
02:22:00 <Loof> ^
02:22:00 <beehhh> i m who im man god cant force me
02:22:00 <BillyGoat> deo not enough for ya
02:22:00 <DemonsRun> That's why I need your smell BillyGoat !!
02:22:00 <BillyGoat> absolutely
02:22:00 <BillyGoat> i smell like urine
02:22:00 <DemonsRun> I'll just have to deal with it :)
02:22:00 <BillyGoat> i saw some article worlds dirtiest man aint showeres in 50 years
02:23:00 <Loof> hate hurts the hater most loser
02:23:00 <Loof> keep at it
02:23:00 <Bastardly_One> you sad little fruit n nut bar ... the cripple just clutches at what it can
02:23:00 <Loof> say it to some asians face pussy
02:23:00 <teztorana> iinet
02:23:00 <teztorana> ddos
02:23:00 <DemonsRun> That's a bit long...
02:23:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
02:23:00 <beehhh> women charge too much and thinks men are funny
02:23:00 <DemonsRun> Wouldn't wanna be in a room with him
02:23:00 <BillyGoat> he also smokes animal feaces
02:23:00 <BillyGoat> the report says
02:23:00 <beehhh> would you drink his urine when he wakes up?
02:24:00 <Loof> HillyBillyGoat got bashed by asians and never got over it
02:24:00 <Loof> so pathetic
02:24:00 <teztorana> his got a china rox tatt on his asscheeck
02:24:00 <Loof> lol!
02:24:00 <teztorana> lol
02:24:00 <Loof> right next to his fathers cumstains
02:24:00 <BillyGoat> yes i would
02:24:00 <DemonsRun> How do you smoke animal shit?
02:24:00 <BillyGoat> after its felemented
02:24:00 <DemonsRun> Like really... How?
02:24:00 <BillyGoat> he does in a pipe, must hold it over the fire
02:24:00 <DemonsRun> Ah
02:24:00 <beehhh> i show ya
02:24:00 <DemonsRun> Interesting.
02:24:00 <beehhh> i got both pc's running next to one another
02:24:00 <BillyGoat> http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/01/17/Dirtiest-man-in-the-world-smokes-animal-feces-and-hasnt-bathed-in-60-years/3831389993103/
02:25:00 <teztorana> i find asianmalaychinese very nice people IMO
02:25:00 <Loof> yep
02:25:00 <Loof> they're super friendly
02:25:00 <Loof> nothing like abos
02:25:00 <teztorana> FUCK ABOS TO HELL
02:25:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
02:25:00 <DemonsRun> Oh 60 years.
02:25:00 <DemonsRun> How old is he? Lol
02:25:00 <BillyGoat> yes i got it wrong
02:25:00 <BillyGoat> 80 odd
02:25:00 <BillyGoat> he is quiet the handsome gent
02:25:00 <BillyGoat> quite*
02:25:00 <DemonsRun> So... He doesn't like water
02:26:00 <teztorana> ALL JUNKIES
02:26:00 <Loof> usless cunts think they're entitled to everything the petrol sniffing losers
02:26:00 <Loof> yep
02:26:00 <teztorana> brb food
02:26:00 <Loof> i remember these abos were doing donuts, baby went flying out of the car and died. they just chucked it in the river and went home
02:26:00 <Loof> they're fucked
02:26:00 <teztorana> lol
02:26:00 <mR> triplej own
02:26:00 <beehhh> http://www.vitahealth.com.my/product/proddetail.aspx?ProductID=65
02:26:00 <DemonsRun> I wonder if he's swam, not washed but swam.
02:26:00 <DemonsRun> In a damn or river or something
02:26:00 <DemonsRun> Dam*
02:26:00 <BillyGoat> Amou Haji who lives in a village in southern Iran claims that he hasn’t washed in 60 years because he thinks that cleanliness will bring him sickness
02:26:00 <BillyGoat> Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/01/17/Dirtiest-man-in-the-world-smokes-animal-feces-and-hasnt-bathed-in-60-years/3831389993103/#ixzz2x3E5RPjF
02:26:00 <BillyGoat> damn
02:27:00 <simba> 4:1)
02:27:00 <simba> going out just 2 buy doritos
02:27:00 <teztorana> jjj the js
02:27:00 <mR> fuk yeh
02:27:00 <teztorana> been ages
02:27:00 <mR> listening in on my scanner radio
02:27:00 <BillyGoat> didnt know paste kept its last memory
02:27:00 <beehhh> circumsicion violates human rights
02:27:00 <Coffee> it's mutilation
02:27:00 <DemonsRun> Well...
02:27:00 <DemonsRun> He's sorta right.
02:27:00 <DemonsRun> I mean one way to build immunities is to play in dirt etc as a child
02:27:00 <beehhh> let this world look down on me and laugh at soaree
02:27:00 <BillyGoat> In addition to the issue with bathing, Haji also enjoys dining on the rotten meat of dead porcupines and “when asked to eat clean food and drink clean water, he gets mad.”
02:27:00 <BillyGoat> Besides eating animals, Haji also enjoys stuffing his pipe with animal feces and will only ingest tobacco by smoking multiple cigarettes
02:28:00 <teztorana> nice
02:28:00 <teztorana> 105.7fm
02:28:00 <BillyGoat> they are fucked yet you threaten too kill other ppls kids loof
02:28:00 <BillyGoat> indeed DemonsRun
02:28:00 <beehhh> to norell im her husband
02:28:00 <DemonsRun> That's how most people have tobacco
02:28:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
02:28:00 <BillyGoat> the stink will kill the germs
02:28:00 <BillyGoat> prob has them at once but
02:28:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah Spose it could lol
02:28:00 <BillyGoat> 7 cigs hangin out the gob
02:28:00 <DemonsRun> Couldn't do that...
02:29:00 <Loof> or the abos that were given a 500,000 house, so what do they do? why rip up the floorboards and make a fire right inside the middle of the loungeroom LOL!
02:29:00 <teztorana> lol
02:29:00 <Loof> they're fucking retarded
02:29:00 <teztorana> cook fish on the closeline
02:29:00 <teztorana> LOLOLOL
02:29:00 <DemonsRun> Just too many
02:29:00 <BillyGoat> ye
02:29:00 <beehhh> lesbian relationships should not be accounted for its totally need base
02:29:00 <BillyGoat> i worked wit ha bloke he stinks thank fuck tomorrow is his last nday
02:29:00 <beehhh> but gay relationship are amazing
02:29:00 <DemonsRun> What u do for work?
02:29:00 <BillyGoat> monday he stinks from 1 metre away vy fridays he stinks from 20 metres away
02:29:00 <BillyGoat> spray painter
02:29:00 <beehhh> healing process for two lost soul
02:29:00 <BillyGoat> you can smell him before you can see or here him
02:30:00 <Loof> the poor little abos being taken away from there rapist parents for their own good! stolen generation my arse!
02:30:00 <Loof> they ALL rape their kids
02:30:00 <DemonsRun> Ew. The stench would be sickening.
02:30:00 <DemonsRun> And cars etc?
02:30:00 <beehhh> once i fisted a horsy fenny
02:30:00 <BillyGoat> yeah it is, he lives in a tent with his indo misses an their 2 month old child
02:30:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
02:30:00 <DemonsRun> Oh that poor kid
02:30:00 <BillyGoat> yeah i feel sorry for the kid
02:30:00 <DemonsRun> Who wouldn't?!
02:31:00 <Loof> and bash their wives
02:31:00 <Loof> abos man
02:31:00 <Loof> pathetic
02:31:00 <mR> ns
02:31:00 <teztorana> ive seen one take a used syringe out of a garbo
02:31:00 <Loof> LOL!
02:31:00 <BillyGoat> imagine the stench in the tent
02:31:00 <BillyGoat> if in the open u can smell him from 20 metres
02:31:00 <BillyGoat> i domnt like him he is a bullshitter and deff one for himself
02:31:00 <beehhh> even the terrorist likes to land in perth
02:31:00 <DemonsRun> How has the mrs not left him?
02:31:00 <BillyGoat> shes a mail order
02:31:00 <BillyGoat> he rekons he got 4 wives in indo
02:32:00 <Loof> i remember as a kid seeing this petrol sniffing gin belt her self unconcious with a chain
02:32:00 <mR> :P
02:32:00 <Loof> was funny as
02:32:00 <Loof> living with abos was fucked
02:32:00 <Loof> so fucked
02:32:00 <DemonsRun> Haha fucking hell
02:32:00 <DemonsRun> Imagine the drama each one creates
02:32:00 <BillyGoat> lol ye
02:32:00 <BillyGoat> he is about 50 an very ugly man
02:32:00 <beehhh> next generations would be all mingled
02:33:00 <Loof> pretend to be ur mate, then backstab, fuck abos
02:33:00 <Bonny> http://www.annoyingorange.com/2013/11/pluto-pun/
02:33:00 <Loof> dont ever trust them
02:33:00 <Loof> never trust an abo
02:33:00 <beehhh> his head in her arse
02:33:00 <BillyGoat> i not sure who is more weird out of him and beehhh
02:33:00 <DemonsRun> Most indos are fucking ugly
02:33:00 <BillyGoat> fuk yeah
02:33:00 <DemonsRun> Well not most
02:33:00 <DemonsRun> All
02:33:00 <BillyGoat> haha
02:33:00 <BillyGoat> monkey look
02:33:00 <DemonsRun> Ummm. Still pick beehhh for weirdest
02:33:00 <BillyGoat> they dont have that soft feminem look about them
02:33:00 <DemonsRun> At least this guy who works with u has fucked women
02:34:00 <mR> fuk off u loof racist facist
02:34:00 <Loof> LOL! whatever bitch
02:34:00 <BillyGoat> loll
02:34:00 <BillyGoat> itgs alledged
02:34:00 <BillyGoat> he told us he owned 11 properties
02:34:00 <Coffee> gossip
02:34:00 <Coffee> zzzzz
02:34:00 <BillyGoat> but he lives in a tent and couldnt even get a 10k personal loan for a caravan
02:34:00 <DemonsRun> Well if he has a 2 month old...
02:34:00 <DemonsRun> That's proof
02:34:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
02:34:00 <BillyGoat> got rejected
02:35:00 <Loof> tell me this doesn't look like an ape: http://s5.postimage.org/imeuoo5kn/abo_woman.jpg
02:35:00 <Loof> abos have 10% smaller brains than everyone else
02:35:00 <BillyGoat> lol if it his
02:35:00 <DemonsRun> Bad credit
02:35:00 <BillyGoat> its looks like the mum
02:35:00 <beehhh> Australia gave me a beautiful death
02:35:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
02:35:00 <DemonsRun> Babies that young usually so
02:35:00 <DemonsRun> Do*
02:35:00 <BillyGoat> not good in way he left means no work for me
02:35:00 <DemonsRun> My son looked like me til about 4 months
02:35:00 <DemonsRun> Now just his dad
02:35:00 <BillyGoat> how old is your son ?
02:36:00 <Loof> yeah whatever HillbillyGoat
02:36:00 <Loof> abo fucker LOL!
02:36:00 <Loof> go sniff some petrol
02:36:00 <Loof> LOL!
02:36:00 <Loof> good sniff cuz
02:36:00 <DemonsRun> Almost 2
02:36:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1921168_10202490378074631_1258743257_o.jpg
02:36:00 <BillyGoat> cool :)
02:36:00 <DemonsRun> Whys it mean no work for you?
02:36:00 <beehhh> 8 years back
02:36:00 <BillyGoat> kids are cool
02:36:00 <BillyGoat> need a panelbeater feed me work
02:36:00 <beehhh> and now...
02:36:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/Lzsh64j.jpg
02:36:00 <DemonsRun> Ah yeah I see how that works
02:37:00 <Loof> that's my goon!
02:37:00 <Loof> HillyBillyGoat in a drunken rage
02:37:00 <Loof> funny
02:37:00 <BillyGoat> how many kids you want to have DemonsRun?
02:37:00 <beehhh> melb aquatic center
02:38:00 <Loof> alchol has shrunk your brain, it's hilarious
02:38:00 <Maurice> I want to have zero, I have 3
02:38:00 <DemonsRun> I'd like to have another but it's a big choice. Another pregnancy could be fatal
02:38:00 <BillyGoat> oh
02:39:00 <Loof> now he's picking at typos LOL!
02:39:00 <Loof> getting despo
02:39:00 <Loof> he's fucking obsessed with me
02:39:00 <Loof> quite sad
02:39:00 <Loof> lol
02:39:00 <DemonsRun> Yeeeee
02:39:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
02:39:00 <BillyGoat> that is a very hard decision for you
02:39:00 <DemonsRun> Yep! So idk. Maybe one day :)
02:39:00 <beehhh> find a big sized cock to start with
02:39:00 <DemonsRun> Wbu? No mrs? Kids?
02:39:00 <beehhh> how about a black dick
02:39:00 <BillyGoat> yeah hopefully in time soon they can find something that can help you
02:39:00 <BillyGoat> neither
02:40:00 <Loof> he's so butthurt lol
02:40:00 <Loof> HillyBillyGoat the abo fucker LOL!
02:40:00 <Loof> go drink some more grog loser
02:40:00 <Maurice> Hopefully BillyGoat never breeds
02:40:00 <BillyGoat> a girl we like each other she has a daughter
02:40:00 <DemonsRun> Awh yeah
02:40:00 <BillyGoat> i got a donald duck suit ordered
02:40:00 <BillyGoat> gonna rock up at her daughters bd with me donald duck suit on
02:41:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV7GydS4d80
02:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Spirit Official Movie Trailer HD (Nov 18, 2008) 4:12 - Category: Entertainment - 341,152 views - 222 likes (73.3%), 81 dislikes (26.7%)
02:41:00 <ZeroDistance> this movie rules
02:41:00 <BillyGoat> i been practicin his voice
02:41:00 <DemonsRun> Aw that's just cute
02:41:00 <beehhh> every step was blocked grace didnt shine on me much
02:41:00 <BillyGoat> ye. comes with daisy duck costume too
02:42:00 <Loof> The brain volumes of 8 male Australian Aborigines and 11 male Caucasians were determined. Total brain volume was significantly smaller for Aborigines (1199 +/- 84 ml) compared to Caucasians (1386 +/- 98 ml).
02:42:00 <Loof> http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1261675/
02:42:00 <Loof> they're fucking apes
02:42:00 <Loof> still
02:42:00 <DemonsRun> For the mum? Or for the kid?
02:42:00 <BillyGoat> for the mum
02:42:00 <BillyGoat> i got one for the kid too her fav cartoon character
02:42:00 <beehhh> i h8 kids they are fkn annoyin
02:43:00 <Loof> lol this cunt is wasted
02:43:00 <Loof> funny
02:43:00 <Loof> never quite got over being bashed by asians
02:43:00 <DemonsRun> Which is?
02:43:00 <BillyGoat> dora the exploer
02:43:00 <beehhh> so happy with my tranny g/f
02:43:00 <DemonsRun> Oh god
02:43:00 <DemonsRun> Dora. My son loves that show too haha
02:43:00 <BillyGoat> haha
02:44:00 <Loof> for being a dadfucker
02:44:00 <Loof> raped by his father-uncle
02:44:00 <Loof> LOL!
02:44:00 <Loof> they like to keep it all in the family in the bush
02:44:00 <Loof> not many women
02:44:00 <Loof> so they just root their sisters
02:44:00 <DemonsRun> And Diego
02:44:00 <BillyGoat> deff a fav amoungst the kids
02:44:00 <BillyGoat> they both his favs ?
02:44:00 <beehhh> are you planning to breeding more aliens?
02:44:00 <Coffee> peppaaaaaa pig
02:44:00 <DemonsRun> Couple diff shows
02:44:00 <DemonsRun> He's in the stage of crying if a show finishes haha
02:44:00 <BillyGoat> ahaah awwww
02:44:00 <BillyGoat> they all have a sad ending for him :(
02:45:00 <Loof> LOL!
02:45:00 <beehhh> give me a baseball bat and send him over
02:45:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah... Credits are pretty sad lmao
02:45:00 <BillyGoat> whats his favourite toy
02:45:00 <BillyGoat> ahahahaha
02:45:00 <DemonsRun> Typical boy. Anything with wheels
02:45:00 <beehhh> cricket bat
02:45:00 <ZeroDistance> bah this one is better cause sam l jackson rules http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eITazqjGtqY
02:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Watch the trailer for The Spirit - In Theaters 12/25 (Dec 2, 2008) 2:28 - Category: Film and Animation - 2,285,521 views - 3,041 likes (71.1%), 1,236 dislikes (28.9%)
02:45:00 <beehhh> and my yellow shit on his face
02:46:00 <BillyGoat> well hopefully he will run over beehhh
02:46:00 <ZeroDistance> u 2 suck
02:46:00 <DemonsRun> Oh god we can only dream
02:46:00 <ZeroDistance> big time
02:46:00 <ZeroDistance> U 2 SUCKING BIG TIME!
02:47:00 <mR> spiritfire
02:47:00 <beehhh> as if he was my son
02:47:00 <BillyGoat> how oldd are you DemonsRun if you dont mind me asking
02:47:00 <DemonsRun> ZeroDistance: smd
02:47:00 <DemonsRun> 22
02:47:00 <beehhh> touch wood i didnt root this Demon
02:47:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: I have standards
02:47:00 <DemonsRun> You don't meet them
02:47:00 <DemonsRun> Not even close
02:47:00 <beehhh> so do I
02:47:00 <BillyGoat> hmm 22
02:48:00 <BillyGoat> i actually picked you to be older
02:48:00 <Coffee> ZeroDistance that looks like a sweet movie
02:48:00 <Coffee> loved sin city
02:48:00 <beehhh> your no where near my category or fit any of my segmentation
02:48:00 <DemonsRun> Whys that?
02:48:00 <BillyGoat> maturity
02:48:00 <BillyGoat> and thinking
02:48:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: I really don't care. Don't sit there and say you hope my son isn't yours. Coz he damn well isn't
02:48:00 <beehhh> im 37 going to be 38 this march
02:48:00 <DemonsRun> Go get a fucking life, and piss off from here
02:49:00 <Loof> talk cunts
02:49:00 <Loof> pikers
02:49:00 <Loof> mmm coffee, my new drug of choice :)
02:49:00 <DemonsRun> BillyGoat: Heard that a lot
02:49:00 <beehhh> is he gay?
02:49:00 <BillyGoat> DemonsRun thats a good thing you hear alot
02:49:00 <DemonsRun> I suppose so lol
02:49:00 <BillyGoat> lol untill you get old
02:49:00 <BillyGoat> then you will feel extra olllllld
02:49:00 <beehhh> */ignore DemonsRun
02:50:00 <mR>
02:50:00 <mR> this all sounds like a big testicle party
02:50:00 <mR>
02:50:00 <mR>
02:50:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr... Hopefully be lookin 10 yrs younger haha
02:50:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:50:00 <beehhh> its like pragnant woman lauging at me wtf
02:50:00 <Coffee> how do girl get pragnant?
02:50:00 <BillyGoat> well with beehhh here you will stay younger
02:50:00 <beehhh> no fkn idea
02:50:00 <beehhh> ask an alien
02:50:00 <BillyGoat> time goes slow when a knob is around
02:50:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr
02:50:00 <Coffee> k
02:50:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha
02:51:00 <mR> whats reallly going on
02:51:00 <beehhh> i fucked her in the arse last nite her dick was stiff
02:51:00 <beehhh> i cummed soon after
02:51:00 <DemonsRun> Be nice if he just insulted someone the right way to get himself banned
02:51:00 <beehhh> before she lubed it well but
02:52:00 <the-whitemans-way> i am goin to b ed
02:52:00 <the-whitemans-way> nite kids
02:52:00 <BillyGoat> he can get away with it because he is insulting himself with his stupidity
02:52:00 <beehhh> i sware its true
02:52:00 <beehhh> i didnt say i sucked ten trannies no
02:52:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah ik but it'd be nice for the break
02:53:00 <Bonny> nith BillyGoat.. :)
02:53:00 <BillyGoat> night babes :)
02:53:00 <Bonny> night
02:53:00 <BillyGoat> his tranny prob left him for good
02:53:00 <BillyGoat> couldnt handle him either
02:53:00 <DemonsRun> What tranny? It's a story
02:54:00 <teztorana> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-out-here-bizzy
02:54:00 <teztorana> PiMPiT
02:54:00 <teztorana> IMO
02:54:00 <teztorana> XD XD XD
02:54:00 <Loof> teach me to make music
02:54:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
02:54:00 <BillyGoat> his imgianry one
02:54:00 <DemonsRun> He got a pic with a hooker & claims it's his bf
02:54:00 <BillyGoat> he is so bad even the imginary one he has left
02:54:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:54:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao!
02:54:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh
02:55:00 <Loof> is it hard?
02:55:00 <teztorana> Takes Years
02:55:00 <Loof> damn
02:55:00 <BillyGoat> u seriously got a pic of a hook an said it your bf
02:55:00 <DemonsRun> He's not denying it
02:55:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:55:00 <BillyGoat> well maybe it became a hooker because beehhh just couldnt satisfy it
02:56:00 <Loof> finsihed the website and my assignment today and fixed my wifi
02:56:00 <Loof> yesterday*
02:56:00 <Loof> today will be a bludge :)
02:56:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah possibly
02:56:00 <DemonsRun> Needed more money to find the surgery?
02:56:00 <beehhh> she has a penis and we have understanding
02:56:00 <beehhh> she maybe poor but honest and loyal
02:56:00 <BillyGoat> ye
02:56:00 <DemonsRun> I think my meds are finally kicking in!
02:56:00 <DemonsRun> Shoulder finally hurts less lol
02:57:00 <Bonny> wb Excessive
02:57:00 <Excessive> ty
02:57:00 <mR> DER
02:57:00 <Loof> cunt getting back into exercise after a break
02:57:00 <Loof> so sore
02:57:00 <BillyGoat> not even the 60year no shower mans skin would want to grow on beehhh
02:57:00 <BillyGoat> whats up?
02:57:00 <DemonsRun> Omg ur right!!! Haha
02:57:00 <BillyGoat> oh shoulder
02:57:00 <BillyGoat> beh i misread that
02:57:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah torn muscles ftl
02:57:00 <BillyGoat> ahh, that will take a while too heal
02:57:00 <BillyGoat> is it your fav side to hold your boy?
02:58:00 <mR> LOL
02:58:00 <Loof> got a kickass spin bike
02:58:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, just cracked open the 3-rd woodie longneck
02:58:00 <Loof> worth 2 grand new, got it second hand for $700
02:58:00 <beehhh> she likes me big sized cut dick
02:58:00 <beehhh> dad got envy
02:58:00 <DemonsRun> Yes!!! Lol
02:58:00 <beehhh> i have a reason to live again
02:58:00 <DemonsRun> It's the side I sleep on, side I hold carter on, hand I write with
02:58:00 <BillyGoat> damn :(
02:58:00 <Coffee> sick..of..youuuuuuuuuuu
02:58:00 <DemonsRun> I think I'm more devo I can't do weights haha
02:59:00 <mR> CAN SOMEONE HELP MEFINDTHE RIGHT CHANNEL
02:59:00 <BillyGoat> you should get a sling an could use the middle of the sling as a hammock for him
02:59:00 <ZeroDistance> sick of them
02:59:00 <beehhh> i rather be a gay than dating DemonsRun
02:59:00 <BillyGoat> ahh yeah that be annoying
02:59:00 <DemonsRun> He's a bit big for that lol
02:59:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:59:00 <ZeroDistance> i wish xbox had picture in picture movie+gaming so i could be gaming in the little picture not givin a shiz and watchin a movie
02:59:00 <ZeroDistance> :(
02:59:00 <BillyGoat> hey Bonny :)
02:59:00 <Bonny> hey BillyGoat
03:00:00 <BillyGoat> how your trip to perth going
03:00:00 <BillyGoat> how long it been sore for DemonsRun
03:00:00 <beehhh> ended up onto the sea
03:00:00 <beehhh> needle in a haystack
03:00:00 <BillyGoat> prob what your tranny says about yoy beehhh
03:00:00 <BillyGoat> needle inm the haystack
03:01:00 <Bonny> I'm at my friend's house
03:01:00 <beehhh> well her butt was open
03:01:00 <beehhh> i didnt tell her that
03:01:00 <DemonsRun> Couple weeks
03:01:00 <BillyGoat> you brought the rain with you
03:01:00 <beehhh> same as like a pussy very loose
03:01:00 <beehhh> :/
03:01:00 <BillyGoat> sounds like you still got a couple to go :(
03:01:00 <DemonsRun> Ultrasound Thursday to see how bad
03:02:00 <simba> 4:1)
03:02:00 <Loof> 8)
03:02:00 <beehhh> she loves it my cock up her arse
03:02:00 <DemonsRun> Then either another cortisone or schedule surgery
03:02:00 <BillyGoat> sounds nasty, how ya do it
03:02:00 <Coffee> drugs
03:02:00 <DemonsRun> Lol no fkn idea
03:02:00 <DemonsRun> Boxing I think?
03:02:00 <BillyGoat> lol
03:02:00 <beehhh> lick me
03:02:00 <beehhh> look me
03:03:00 <Loof> what was that app for streaming again simba?
03:03:00 <Loof> for streaming sport
03:03:00 <simba> sopcast
03:03:00 <simba> its all here http://www.sopcast.org/download/
03:03:00 <BillyGoat> well if you done that to your shoulder hitting somehwere there hospital bed must be a morgue table
03:03:00 <BillyGoat> someone*
03:03:00 <DemonsRun> If I stop replying BillyGoat I'm not being rude.., I've passed out lol
03:03:00 <ZeroDistance> sayamon
03:03:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha ah k
03:03:00 <BillyGoat> ill just takje it as rude
03:03:00 <Saemon> yoyo mah G'z
03:03:00 <Saemon> sup sup
03:03:00 <beehhh> bring me some rum in a shorty - quentin bryce
03:03:00 <BillyGoat> hey Saemon
03:03:00 <DemonsRun> Was a set if mits on the wall
03:03:00 <DemonsRun> Brick wall lol
03:04:00 <Loof> cheers
03:04:00 <BillyGoat> loll
03:04:00 <DemonsRun> And I think my sleeping position aggravated it
03:04:00 <Saemon> hey BillyGoat
03:04:00 <BillyGoat> maybe you were practing ya uppercuts while you were asleep
03:04:00 <beehhh> i have nothing to do with women im a converted gay priest
03:04:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
03:04:00 <DemonsRun> Maybe?
03:04:00 <ZeroDistance> chillin like a villain
03:04:00 <beehhh> so fuck then cocks i dont care
03:05:00 <simba> h*ll y*ea*
03:05:00 <beehhh> *ten
03:05:00 <BillyGoat> was there any unusual holes beside your bed after it got sore?
03:05:00 <ZeroDistance> shhhhhhhhhhhhh
03:05:00 <DemonsRun> Not that I remember lol
03:05:00 <ZeroDistance> you two to the dunce corner
03:05:00 <BillyGoat> lol
03:05:00 <beehhh> you played with my emo now its a payback time honey
03:05:00 <ZeroDistance> man sam l jackson fight in this movie
03:06:00 <ZeroDistance> so lolarious
03:06:00 <BillyGoat> well i hope you make a fast recovery DemonsRun
03:06:00 <DemonsRun> Ty BillyGoat :)
03:06:00 <DemonsRun> I hope that guy showers one day
03:06:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
03:06:00 <beehhh> my revenge is to converge myself into a transform
03:06:00 <BillyGoat> atleast when you walkin in the son holding your boy his other side is gettin a tan
03:06:00 <BillyGoat> hahaha
03:07:00 <mR> 000000000000000000000000000000000-00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
03:07:00 <beehhh> why take stress when we are not going to live longer
03:07:00 <DemonsRun> Lol can only hope! No sun here atm
03:07:00 <DemonsRun> Fkn Victoria
03:07:00 <BillyGoat> he might be scared his hole body will wash away
03:07:00 <BillyGoat> yeah, when ever i think of melb i just think of grey skies
03:07:00 <DemonsRun> Imagine his funeral... The poor fucker who has to wash him down
03:07:00 <BillyGoat> is it like ever sunny in winter?
03:07:00 <DemonsRun> Nope! Never!
03:08:00 <mR> ACant stand up
03:08:00 <Loof> which channel is soccer?
03:08:00 <beehhh> no idea where that is
03:08:00 <BillyGoat> ahaha fuck yeah, he prob need sas funeral himself afterwards
03:08:00 <BillyGoat> a funeral*
03:08:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
03:08:00 <beehhh> one glass of wine would hurt almost empty
03:09:00 <beehhh> 'nt
03:09:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: Stfu ffs
03:09:00 <DemonsRun> Rambling shit
03:09:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh perhaps go find a bottle that says 'hazardous chemicals' on it and consume that instead
03:09:00 <beehhh> i thought that was you doing this to me
03:09:00 <BillyGoat> it will save you money and a hangover
03:10:00 <beehhh> show ya what i had
03:10:00 <DemonsRun> Mmm can barely keep my eyes open
03:11:00 <DemonsRun> Speak tomorrow if you're on BillyGoat
03:11:00 <DemonsRun> Ninight xx
03:11:00 <BillyGoat> goodnight :) sleep well!
03:11:00 <DemonsRun> Will try, you too!
03:11:00 <beehhh> http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o282/bisekletaguy/teamfranzia-31.jpg
03:12:00 <simba> fox sports 1/2/3
03:12:00 <simba> and setanta,, and espn,
03:12:00 <simba> oh wait
03:12:00 <simba> lol
03:12:00 <simba> on sopcast
03:12:00 <Loof> ye
03:12:00 <Coffee> lol shows a pic of some goon
03:13:00 <simba> you use this site wiziwig http://www.wiziwig.tv/competition.php?part=sports&discipline=football
03:13:00 <simba> like you click that russian game on now with Zenit
03:13:00 <Loof> awesome thanks
03:13:00 <simba> then filter to Sopcast
03:13:00 <simba> then click play now on the rusgoal1 link whatever link looks best
03:13:00 <simba> and it launches through sopcast
03:13:00 <BillyGoat> lol
03:13:00 <BillyGoat> topshelf'
03:14:00 <simba> and eventually loads v nicely
03:14:00 <simba> you login as anonymous
03:14:00 <Loof> too easy
03:14:00 <Loof> sweet
03:14:00 <Coffee> cbf working or studying today
03:14:00 <Coffee> fuck
03:16:00 <simba> i like the chinese tv you find through sopcast
03:16:00 <simba> like in entertainment channels
03:16:00 <simba> their sitcoms look awesome
03:16:00 <Coffee> oh well night all
03:17:00 <ZeroDistance> fark
03:17:00 <ZeroDistance> just saw 3 pics of x she posted on fb then
03:17:00 <ZeroDistance> faaaaaaaaaaaark
03:18:00 <Excessive> k ............... l8ers
03:18:00 <simba> Pride and Glory
03:18:00 <ZeroDistance> im glad we're friends lol
03:19:00 <simba> is that a good ed norton 1 ?
03:19:00 <simba> i saw 25th hour wasnt his coolesat
03:19:00 <simba> coolest
03:19:00 <Loof> cant keep my eyes open, night all
03:29:00 <teztorana> simbA YA RATT I GET THIS ERROR
03:29:00 <teztorana> ERROR
03:29:00 <teztorana> The requested URL could not be retrieved
03:32:00 <teztorana> Wiziwig roxx
03:32:00 <teztorana> ice hockey
03:34:00 <simba> install sopcast
03:35:00 <teztorana> did
03:35:00 <simba> well ur a dumbass wayne so idk
03:35:00 <teztorana> when i clik on wiziwig does it load into sop
03:35:00 <simba> going 2 watch a long ass movie now
03:35:00 <teztorana> i gectha now
03:35:00 <teztorana> awesomes
03:36:00 <teztorana> okies
03:36:00 <Pieter> Hi bums
03:42:00 <teztorana> holla
03:42:00 <Saemon> by x you are implying that you have actually "dated" someone before ZeroDistance
03:42:00 <Saemon> you fucken neckbeard basement dweller you aint dated shit
03:43:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31.0-8/1900670_852359821446640_77861402_o.jpg
03:45:00 <Saemon> ....
03:45:00 <Saemon> is one of them your alleged ex-gf?
03:46:00 <ZeroDistance> lol no
03:47:00 <Saemon> was gona say, u may as well have posted a pic of miranda kerr
03:47:00 <ZeroDistance> O_O
03:47:00 <ZeroDistance> man
03:48:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant wait her come over
03:48:00 <Saemon> why would she come over if shes your ex?
03:48:00 <ZeroDistance> cause we're friends
03:48:00 <Saemon> thats just awkward and weird though
03:48:00 <ZeroDistance> nuh
03:50:00 <Saemon> yeah, once youve dated someone, a line has crossed where you know eachother too much to just be 'friends' again if you've broken up. u can only either be together again as a couple, or just casually aquainted, but certainly not continue hanging out and going to eachothers places
03:51:00 <ZeroDistance> eh
03:51:00 <ZeroDistance> if ur george castanza
03:52:00 <Saemon> if she has a new bf, and your there, to the other bloke, seeing you it would be like as if you are sayin to him "oh hey bro, shes your gf huh, well ive thrashed that pussy out before you already man your takin my leftovers"
03:53:00 <ZeroDistance> single.
03:53:00 <Saemon> who? me?
03:53:00 <Saemon> yes im single and technically still a virgin
03:53:00 <ZeroDistance> no her
03:53:00 <ZeroDistance> she's single
03:54:00 <Saemon> if you have a new gf, how would u think she'd feel about you having your ex around and being bff's with you?
03:55:00 <ZeroDistance> not interested in having a gf
03:55:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway she'd be happy for me
03:55:00 <ZeroDistance> she's 31 for christ sake
03:55:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
03:55:00 <Saemon> well then if you had a gf, how would you feel about your gf's ex boyfriend always around her being bff's with her?
03:55:00 <ZeroDistance> um
03:55:00 <ZeroDistance> cool?
03:56:00 <ZeroDistance> why should she be alone
03:56:00 <Saemon> true, cant and shoudlnt deny someone from having friends, of course
03:56:00 <ZeroDistance> yea
03:56:00 <ZeroDistance> some shit right there
03:56:00 <Saemon> but if its her ex boyfriend, a former lover....thats abit over the line though imo
03:57:00 <ZeroDistance> shrug
03:57:00 <Saemon> sometimes there are jsut lines and u cant cross in a relationship, some sacrifices u have to make if u love and care about how your lover feels
03:59:00 <Saemon> if im not happy about my partner being close friends with the man she used to have sex with, then i would like to think she'd be considerate enough of my feelings and love me enough to stop being friends with him, and if shes truly over him and is truly in love with me, then she should have no problem with doing so. lovers sacrifice much more than this for eachother if its needed
04:00:00 <Saemon> id do the same thing, if my partner is not comfortable and happy with me keeping in touch with an ex, i'd stop
04:00:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i think it depends on the person
04:00:00 <ZeroDistance> :)
04:00:00 <Saemon> i dont have any feelings for my ex anymore, she means nothing to me anymore. if not being friends with he ris gona make the gal i love happy, then so what
04:01:00 <ZeroDistance> uno i thought this stoned id be in bed asleep by now
04:12:00 <simba> BongMan420
04:13:00 <Tez_zZz> lol
04:14:00 <simba> wayne
04:14:00 <Tez_zZz> yea
04:15:00 <simba> shut up
04:15:00 <Tez_zZz> `seen lumeah
04:15:00 <prowl> Tez_zZz, Lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 13 minutes ago (24.03. 21:02) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 31 minutes there.
04:16:00 <Tez_zZz> u should see lumeahs hair
04:17:00 <Tez_zZz> mmm cold coffee
04:22:00 <BlackDevil> chevelles new album is out
04:22:00 <simba> 4:1)
04:24:00 <BlackDevil> so is lacuna coil
04:24:00 <simba> lol
04:24:00 <simba> thats old shit
04:25:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped
04:25:00 <BlackDevil> in my pants
04:25:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
04:26:00 <simba> mixed nutes
04:31:00 <ZeroDistance> aint it about bed time :)
04:31:00 <ZeroDistance> i think so
04:32:00 <Bonny> is it? still early in perth
04:41:00 <BlackDevil> GWAR frontman Dave Brockie found dead
04:41:00 <ZeroDistance> eh
04:42:00 <ZeroDistance> bored of movies and gaming
04:42:00 <ZeroDistance> some music and sleepland
04:42:00 <suprubberduck> ehe
04:42:00 <suprubberduck> nite
04:50:00 <Tez_zZz> 19 gay male cd
04:53:00 <Tez_zZz> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-the-church-of
04:55:00 <xm> how would you know what Lumeah looks like shads
04:55:00 <Tez_zZz> got her pic fool
04:56:00 <xm> she must have heard about your property investments
04:57:00 <xm> careful bro
05:00:00 <Tez_zZz> just friends
05:00:00 <Tez_zZz> yawnz
05:01:00 <xm> with my tips i can turn that around for you
05:01:00 <xm> no fees
05:02:00 <xm> just broship
05:14:00 <BlackDevil> My Little Pony Equestria Girls 2013 BRRip XviD AC3-SuperNova
05:15:00 <Tez_zZz> lol
05:15:00 <BlackDevil> fuck up
05:15:00 <Tez_zZz> hey
05:15:00 <Tez_zZz> how old was that singer
05:15:00 <Tez_zZz> brockie
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> 80
05:16:00 <Tez_zZz> they say its the illuminati
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> 50
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> yea its 50
05:16:00 <Tez_zZz> k
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> probably had a heart attack
05:16:00 <Tez_zZz> yep
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> he was sitting in his chair when they found him
05:16:00 <Tez_zZz> fuk
05:28:00 <Tez_zZz> kuf
05:49:00 <BlackDevil> Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reportedly expecting their first child
05:50:00 <BlackDevil> oh wolfmother has a new album out
05:52:00 <Tez_zZz> was gunna mention kutcher ust b4 doh
05:53:00 <Tez_zZz> just b4
05:53:00 <Tez_zZz> whats the album called dont mind wm,,...
05:54:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know
05:54:00 <Tez_zZz> k
05:56:00 <Tez_zZz> -Excessive- Stop! Hey cut that out!
05:56:00 <Tez_zZz> -> [Excessive] PING
05:57:00 <Tez_zZz> mmm warm coffee xd
06:08:00 <Tez_zZz> its the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
06:08:00 <Tez_zZz> XD I M O
06:11:00 <Pieter> Were you fromyou sexy piet yoj
06:32:00 <Tez_zZz> lolz
06:32:00 <Tez_zZz> www.soundcloud.com/stream
06:34:00 <Tez_zZz> * Tez_zZz sets mode: +v Tez_zZz
06:45:00 <Excessive> I only did a whois Tez_zZz cause I wanted to know wat ur chan was called, so stop freakin
06:46:00 <Excessive> and Mr Pollock .......... ur efforts at floodin me r bein wasted
06:49:00 <Pieter> Your gonna hear me cummmmmmm
06:49:00 <Pieter> *squirt*
07:06:00 <Pieter> So sexy is meeeeeee
07:19:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter lick my tits
07:20:00 <Pieter> Naaa too easy
07:21:00 <Tez_zZz> rofl
07:25:00 <Tez_zZz> <tech_n9ne> Softcock element
07:25:00 <Tez_zZz> `seen element
07:25:00 <prowl> Tez_zZz, element is on #random right now.
07:25:00 <Tez_zZz> `seen kuniva
07:25:00 <prowl> Tez_zZz, I found 18 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: Big_stinkin_cankles, LegoMan, kun, kunz, kuniva. Big_stinkin_cankles ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to LegoMan on #random 11 hours 15 minutes ago (24.03. 19:10). LegoMan is still there.
07:26:00 <Tez_zZz> `seen pietsababe
07:26:00 <prowl> Tez_zZz, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 hours 23 minutes ago (25.03. 04:02) stating "EOF from client" after spending 4 hours 45 minutes there.
07:26:00 <Tez_zZz> hmm ok
07:26:00 <Tez_zZz> good call
07:27:00 <Tez_zZz> yoyoyoyoyo
07:27:00 <Tez_zZz> whats happening BlackDevil
07:27:00 <BlackDevil> kiss element
07:28:00 <Pieter> I cant help it but fuckim sexy
07:28:00 <BlackDevil> fap over element
07:30:00 <Tez_zZz> zzza zzza plane
07:38:00 <Pieter> no!
07:38:00 <Pieter> I fap over me
08:01:00 <BlackDevil> AP reports that speed, about 90 mph, not mechanical problems caused actor Paul Walker car crash.
08:05:00 <gremlinz> clearly
08:07:00 <BlackDevil> yea i couldnt guess that as well
08:27:00 <Tez_zZz> gone fishing - bbiab
08:27:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> cu BlackDevil
08:27:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> peace out...,.......
08:28:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> skulls coffee
08:28:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> lol
08:28:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> wooshka
08:52:00 <Pieter> ITS TRUE
08:52:00 <Pieter> I have joined melbourne@
08:52:00 <Pieter> Ps. Im awesome:)
08:55:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up ya broom stick
08:56:00 <BillyGoat> skinny cunt
08:59:00 <BillyGoat> pieter you need put on some weight aye
08:59:00 <BillyGoat> your a twig
09:01:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> sorry guys no fish today
09:01:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> lol
09:03:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> ya gunna havta eat ur snott
09:04:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> chinese have fished the river out
09:04:00 <BillyGoat> fuk drugs
09:04:00 <BillyGoat> drugs for losers
09:06:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
09:06:00 <BlackDevil> mate
09:07:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YXpfcZy2Sk
09:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RACER X "Scarified" Cover / Li-sa-X (Japanese 8 year old girl) (Dec 20, 2013) 2:57 - Category: Music - 837,451 views - 5,934 likes (98.6%), 84 dislikes (1.4%)
09:22:00 <Pieter> Spelling is for losers
09:24:00 <BillyGoat> how much heroin you bunged lately pieter?
09:29:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> my newest tune
09:29:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-long
09:29:00 <Pieter> 100 kg
09:29:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> pimpit
09:30:00 <Pieter> Im a walking opium sex machine
09:30:00 <Pieter> YOU BUM
09:30:00 <Pieter> Bum bum bum buuuummmmm
09:30:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> opium = death
09:30:00 <Pieter> EAT SHIT @@@@
09:30:00 <Pieter> Nomnomnom
09:31:00 <Pieter> You can do it BillyGoat
09:31:00 <Pieter> I believe in you
09:31:00 <Pieter> EAT IT!!!
09:31:00 <Pieter> Nomnomnom
09:31:00 <Pieter> O><
09:31:00 <Moke> stfu
09:32:00 <Pieter> BYE POO BUMS
09:32:00 <Pieter> Some people have JOBS
09:32:00 <Pieter> Bùuuuums
09:32:00 <Pieter> Bum bum bummmmmm
09:32:00 <Pieter> *gone*
09:33:00 <BillyGoat> junky
09:34:00 <Lumeah> lol
09:37:00 <Lumeah> its a bit like that
09:42:00 <shadsam> * BlackDevil changes
09:43:00 <shadsam> huhuhu
09:46:00 <BlackDevil> what do i change to?
09:46:00 <shadsam> batman
09:49:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
09:49:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 13 minutes ago (26.03. 02:35) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 23 seconds there.
09:49:00 <shadsam> got his cok out
09:50:00 <shadsam> teaming rain
09:55:00 <BillyGoat> anyone in here that dont take drugs?
10:02:00 <BlackDevil> everyone here does
10:02:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
10:03:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
10:03:00 <BillyGoat> its pretty sad
10:04:00 <BlackDevil> im high right now bro
10:04:00 <BillyGoat> not my bro
10:07:00 <BlackDevil> whos not your bro
10:08:00 <BillyGoat> you
10:08:00 <BlackDevil> why not buddy?
10:08:00 <BillyGoat> why would i want to be your brp
10:08:00 <BillyGoat> bro
10:09:00 <BlackDevil> because i can give you ops bro
10:09:00 <BillyGoat> haha
10:09:00 <BillyGoat> oh, how much important that would make me feel
10:09:00 <BillyGoat> in life
10:09:00 <BlackDevil> X-Men: Days of Future Past' new trailer
10:10:00 <BillyGoat> if you gave me ops id never use it anyway
10:10:00 <BlackDevil> you can ban everyone here
10:10:00 <Pieter> Im you
10:10:00 <Pieter> Youre me
10:11:00 <BillyGoat> i wouldnt care to ban anyone here
10:11:00 <BillyGoat> id rather pester them
10:11:00 <Pieter> Woot 7th heavenf :)
10:11:00 <Lumeah> lol hi piety
10:12:00 <Lumeah> how are you this morning.. other than wishing you where fucking me lol :P
10:13:00 <BlackDevil> Judge Joe Brown -- Arrested After Court Meltdown
10:14:00 <BillyGoat> so ya angle of telling me about being an op means nothing to me, because what ever uou can offer me is no gain to me in life
10:14:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> LOL
10:14:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> OPS SIT IN THROWNS GOLDEN THROWNZ
10:15:00 <BillyGoat> haha
10:15:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> of there own piss
10:15:00 <BillyGoat> so some thinl
10:15:00 <BillyGoat> some ops think that its a responsibility thats important, only to them though because they got fuck all ones in real life
10:15:00 <Pieter> Yeh not bad, bored
10:15:00 <Pieter> Yoy?
10:16:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
10:18:00 <BillyGoat> hello Bastardly_One
10:19:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One mate http://imgur.com/OLvRkCm
10:19:00 <Lumeah> yeah same its raining here
10:21:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
10:22:00 <suprubberduck> !ping
10:23:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:23:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy
10:23:00 <suprubberduck> lume :P
10:23:00 <suprubberduck> i gotta pee brb lol
10:23:00 <suprubberduck> woke up just b4 thinkin it was thurs
10:24:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2NBDZ7kmo
10:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Biggest Snickers Bar Recipe 5lbs HOW TO COOK THAT candy bar Ann Reardon (Jan 24, 2014) 6:46 - Category: Howto and Style - 274,870 views - 8,893 likes (99.4%), 57 dislikes (0.6%)
10:25:00 <BillyGoat> im rubbin me dick
10:26:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> stik it up ur ass
10:26:00 <BillyGoat> ye
10:26:00 <Lumeah> haha
10:26:00 <Lumeah> ok
10:27:00 <BillyGoat> i lubricate it with cookin oil
10:27:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One mate http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2586270/Naked-yoga-studio-offering-CO-ED-classes-focus-feeling-comfortable-skin.html#v-3377864655001
10:27:00 <BillyGoat> cook snagga up me coight
10:27:00 <suprubberduck> lols
10:27:00 <suprubberduck> damn just when i want sugar i dont have it
10:27:00 <suprubberduck> coz been off it
10:27:00 <suprubberduck> IMA GO UPSTAIRS LOL thassit! thas what u do ay ask a neighbour for sugar
10:27:00 <suprubberduck> then rape em.
10:28:00 <BillyGoat> tez_gone_fishing_bbafter how you stoop your misses smokin?
10:28:00 <BillyGoat> stop*
10:29:00 <Lumeah> don't be a fuckwhit
10:29:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:30:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> dunno
10:30:00 <BillyGoat> slow down, add lube
10:30:00 <Lumeah> i'll rape you back :P
10:30:00 <Lumeah> big hugs dilldo lol
10:31:00 <Lumeah> huge* well thats a interesting typo ..lol
10:32:00 <BlackDevil> lol https://twitter.com/danieltosh/status/448600550842454016/photo/1
10:32:00 <stuffz> luv dildoes
10:32:00 <suprubberduck> WHUT
10:32:00 <suprubberduck> RAPPPEE MEEEE MY FRIEND
10:32:00 <Lumeah> haha
10:32:00 <Lumeah> pandy your a worry dude
10:33:00 <Lumeah> *gets strap on*
10:34:00 <stuffz> love dildoes so good they are wobnderful std free devices
10:34:00 <Lumeah> true
10:34:00 <suprubberduck> IM NO WORRY
10:35:00 <stuffz> i hacve a 900 inch dildoe i feel like being s3exual with
10:35:00 <suprubberduck> IMA SUPER DUPER CONTORTIONIST
10:36:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:36:00 <Lumeah> so you can stuff it in stuffs??
10:36:00 <stuffz> might have to go and eat some fibre for a few days
10:36:00 <Lumeah> yo might
10:36:00 <stuffz> i can take the whole lot ey
10:37:00 <stuffz> im an expert
10:37:00 <Lumeah> ben over show me then lol
10:37:00 <Lumeah> bend
10:37:00 <stuffz> im an expert at it most ppl wluldnt bel;iv e me
10:38:00 <CannibalClown> yeah cool story
10:38:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
10:38:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:38:00 <stuffz> fukn that guyu is just annoyed because he trties t6o avt homopphobe but he knows he could have a tight session like a virgion puss if he wanted too
10:38:00 <Moke> woo hoo
10:38:00 <Moke> no job
10:38:00 <Moke> atm
10:39:00 <Moke> fucking happy
10:39:00 <Moke> told my boss to shove his job up his fucking asshole
10:39:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:39:00 <Lumeah> what did you do?
10:39:00 <stuffz> what did he say to that asshole? did he tell you to join center;ink?
10:40:00 <Bastardly_One> hax
10:40:00 <BillyGoat> omfgbbqhax uses a machete on the bbq
10:40:00 <stuffz> hahha au wontr be able to eat a stack of icypoles before bedtime tyhen such shit fag
10:40:00 <CannibalClown> what the fuck is wrong with ur typing
10:40:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:40:00 <CannibalClown> you look like youre fucked out of your brain
10:40:00 <stuffz> dunno cunt just spit6ting shit
10:41:00 <BillyGoat> cut up carcusas with it
10:41:00 <stuffz> lol, mate... fucked out of my brain huh?
10:41:00 <stuffz> man i cant wait
10:41:00 <stuffz> friday maybe
10:41:00 <Lumeah> gonan be poor
10:41:00 <Lumeah> poor poor porr
10:41:00 <stuffz> hopefully 9i get sor6ted i wanna smash out some good shit
10:42:00 <stuffz> then do that dildo
10:42:00 <Lumeah> what ya gonna get?
10:42:00 <stuffz> 6-12 hour sess
10:42:00 <stuffz> fucken good fucken shit called meth
10:42:00 <CannibalClown> yeh cool story
10:42:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:42:00 <CannibalClown> neck yourself
10:42:00 <Lumeah> haha CannibalClown
10:42:00 <CannibalClown> oh that explains it
10:42:00 <CannibalClown> its a methhead
10:42:00 <stuffz> fuk off cunt i would never neck myself thats less getting high and f7cking dildoes
10:42:00 <Lumeah> yup
10:43:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember the movie?
10:43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/970823_759571484108926_1795924410_n.jpg
10:43:00 <BillyGoat> PandasDontDrive another drug fucked cunt
10:43:00 <Lumeah> lol bye guys.. have fun with the meth head
10:43:00 <stuffz> lol
10:43:00 <CannibalClown> ugh
10:43:00 <stuffz> i win. im awesome.
10:43:00 <stuffz> i love jhigh fibre meals
10:43:00 <CannibalClown> sounds like pieter
10:44:00 <mandyjane> whats up
10:44:00 <Bastardly_One> not much at all
10:44:00 <stuffz> pieter is hetero
10:44:00 <Pieter> Suck on it bitch
10:44:00 <Pieter> We all know you wanna
10:44:00 <Pieter> Pieter pieter pieter pieter
10:44:00 <Pieter> Im in your head
10:44:00 <stuffz> pieter is awesome he knows how good life is when u got a sweetpuff
10:45:00 <mandyjane> true
10:45:00 <CannibalClown> fucking great theres 2 of them
10:45:00 <CannibalClown> stanking up the channel
10:45:00 <Pieter> Im awesome with or without
10:45:00 <Pieter> :)
10:45:00 <Pieter> Have a cry CannibalClown
10:45:00 <stuffz> he is in another dimension though cos he knows the injector rush
10:45:00 <Pieter> IM A METH HEAD!!!!
10:45:00 <Pieter> :)))
10:46:00 <BillyGoat> want go to work for me today mandyjane
10:46:00 <BillyGoat> ill make you ginger beer if ya do
10:46:00 <stuffz> im a meth head and fucken PROUD
10:46:00 <stuffz> proud to light bowls and makle puddles and blopw ghuge clouds
10:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:48:00 <BillyGoat> your a baby so your prob sucking it now
10:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to get a dr's cert for today and yesterday
10:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not been on a downer ... but I've been exhausted
10:48:00 <Pieter> I love how its the so called non methheads who manage to sit here complaining all day every day instead of spending their energy finding work
10:48:00 <Pieter> Having a whinge on irc is more productive
10:48:00 <Pieter> Its a social thing
10:48:00 <Pieter> The norm
10:48:00 <Pieter> Like norm
10:48:00 <Pieter> LIFE BE IN IT NOW1
10:48:00 <stuffz> i love going on a binge and having sunrise and sunset sort of pass by
10:49:00 <Bastardly_One> the movie in that link
10:49:00 <Bastardly_One> none of you cunts got it did ya/
10:49:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
10:49:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> HAHAHAHAHAH
10:49:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> I FUCKIN WON
10:49:00 <Bastardly_One> The Breakfast Club
10:49:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> GALAXAY S2 FOR 80 BUX
10:49:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> 8MP CAMERA
10:49:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> 4.3"SCREEN
10:49:00 <Pieter> yeh ya cou8nt how many times its dark
10:49:00 <Pieter> Its how ya keep count of the days
10:49:00 <stuffz> i love how its dawn and then iots sort of 10am, then 1pm, then 3.30pm, then 6pm
10:49:00 <stuffz> oh its gooooood shit
10:50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're crap
10:50:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> ANDROID
10:50:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> FUCKIN WICKED PHO0NE
10:50:00 <tez_gone_fishing_bbafter> 10 BIDDERS
10:50:00 <BillyGoat> shads u fat cunt
10:50:00 <shads> sup flipper
10:50:00 <BillyGoat> im flippin
10:51:00 <BillyGoat> im gonna steal your telephone
10:51:00 <shads> galaxy s2 baby
10:51:00 <BillyGoat> when its mailed to you
10:51:00 <BillyGoat> raid your letterbox cunt
10:51:00 <shads> FUCKIN WICKED
10:51:00 <suprubberduck> oops
10:51:00 <suprubberduck> lume
10:51:00 <suprubberduck> [00:59] <ZeroDistance> beehhh you wana be my bride babes i buy you fake diamond on copper ring, nah copper has value, on pretzel ring i steal off of jew
10:51:00 <suprubberduck> [00:59] <ZeroDistance> kk babe then u get citizen ship on sinking boat.
10:51:00 <suprubberduck> [00:59] <BillyGoat> im going to bash beehhh
10:52:00 <shads> Winning bid:
10:52:00 <shads> AU $81.00
10:52:00 <shads> [ 10 bids ]
10:52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're on the S4 now with the S5 on the way
10:52:00 <shads> WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR THAT AUCTION
10:52:00 <shads> s2 same thing
10:53:00 <BillyGoat> prob be broken when ya get it
10:53:00 <shads> lol
10:53:00 <BillyGoat> did u message them
10:53:00 <BillyGoat> better have the battery charged upo cunt
10:53:00 <shads> lollolol
10:54:00 <shads> 8mp HD CAM
10:54:00 <shads> Can video in HD 1080P
10:54:00 <Bastardly_One> for about 10 seconds
10:54:00 <shads> POKIES GUNNA BE AWESOME
10:55:00 <shads> im done
10:55:00 <shads> was gunna buy a y300
10:55:00 <shads> but only 4" screen
10:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having trouble with this revision work
10:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a feeling a couple of them are trick questions
10:55:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter u fkn fgt
10:55:00 <Pieter> Did i just hear a fart?
10:56:00 <BillyGoat> did you talk?
10:56:00 <BillyGoat> if we want to listen to an asshole pieter we would have farted
10:56:00 <CannibalClown> if he farted the channel would smell like cum
10:57:00 <BillyGoat> pieter been liftin them weights mate?
10:57:00 <CannibalClown> lol with them junky arms
10:57:00 <CannibalClown> not likely
10:57:00 <BillyGoat> haha ye
10:57:00 <BillyGoat> he is skinny as
10:57:00 <Pieter> I love seeing you kids act like lil bitches
10:57:00 <BillyGoat> prob does bicep curls with rolled up news paper
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> lol
10:58:00 <Pieter> Cos i know how you are outside of irc no
10:58:00 <Pieter> Your attitudesbhwhwaha
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> breaks a sweat lifting a cup
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> your reaction Pieter
10:58:00 <BillyGoat> haha indeed he does
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> exactly what we wanted
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> like a violin mate
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> PLAYED
10:58:00 <BillyGoat> pieter that video of you still on youtube with the phone
10:58:00 <CannibalClown> everytime
10:59:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone that can talk until the cows come home
10:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate communications
10:59:00 <Bastardly_One> example
10:59:00 <Bastardly_One> A member of your team has recently become a Jehovahs Witness. They have started leaving religious reading materials in the shared staff areas. You feel the person is placing pressure on other team members to consider joining their religion. What do you do?
10:59:00 <CannibalClown> used to be a fucking pineapple
10:59:00 <BillyGoat> you sound tough and look tough with the muscle shirt on, 5 inch biceps
10:59:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha @ used to be a pineapple
10:59:00 <BillyGoat> berrrahhhherah
11:00:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell the cunt they're fucking crazy and to stop pestering people
11:00:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong answer I'm sure but yeah
11:00:00 <Bastardly_One> You are working with a Korean colleague who brings kimchi to work for lunch regularly and eats it in the shared lunch facility. You find the smell very offensive and quite nauseating. What do you do?
11:00:00 <BillyGoat> tell them ya muslim
11:00:00 <BillyGoat> and praise allah to them
11:00:00 <Pieter> Bhahahaha used to be a pineapple
11:00:00 <Pieter> Omg hes insulting me
11:00:00 <Pieter> With pineapples!!!!
11:00:00 <Pieter> This guys all class
11:00:00 <BillyGoat> all you hacker wannabes go get fucked
11:00:00 <Pieter> The bumsssss
11:00:00 <Pieter> With attitude
11:00:00 <Pieter> Behind a keyboard
11:00:00 <Pieter> Rebels@!!
11:01:00 <Bastardly_One> That fucking stinks gook ... go cook in the fucking yard where you belong
11:01:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong answer again I bet
11:01:00 <BillyGoat> better not let loof see that
11:01:00 <BillyGoat> he will have a meltdown again
11:01:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
11:01:00 <Bastardly_One> or
11:01:00 <Bastardly_One> You have been scheduled to fix one of the senior lecturers internet phones at 3 pm. You have been allocated 15 minutes for the task and have the rest of the day allocated. You arrive at his office to find him chanting with his eyes closed and clasping a leather-bound book. It appears to be some kind of religious ritual. You cannot reschedule, what do you do?
11:01:00 <Pieter> Gangstas!!!
11:01:00 <Pieter> CannibalClown's gangland underworld
11:01:00 <BillyGoat> haha
11:01:00 <Pieter> With his irc wah wahs
11:01:00 <CannibalClown> keep it up
11:01:00 <BillyGoat> pieter is gettin angry
11:01:00 <CannibalClown> hes playing right into it
11:01:00 <BillyGoat> fuk ye
11:01:00 <CannibalClown> Pieter puppet
11:01:00 <Pieter> Yeh playing right into it
11:01:00 <Pieter> Its a gmae:)
11:01:00 <BillyGoat> didnt take much to get him going
11:01:00 <CannibalClown> nah
11:02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, mad cunt ... what drugs are you on? can I get some? quit that shit ... I'm here to fix your phone
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> that sounds like they want too see how you react too situations
11:02:00 <Bastardly_One> still not the right answer
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:02:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit ... it's communications
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> pull a brown eye at him
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> say that
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> dont say nothing just pull a moonie
11:02:00 <Pieter> I love how you wste ya life playing irc games
11:02:00 <CannibalClown> hes gunna rant for ages now
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> yes your that angry now your making typos
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> your furious
11:02:00 <Pieter> To sit here attempting to upset othrs
11:02:00 <CannibalClown> while he does that
11:02:00 <CannibalClown> i gotta work
11:02:00 <Pieter> Raaaaant
11:02:00 <BillyGoat> look at all your spelling mistakes Pieter, you have lost control
11:02:00 <Pieter> He dieshes it out but whinges when its returned
11:02:00 <Pieter> With raaaaants
11:02:00 <Pieter> Enjoy your fake jobie jobbie job
11:03:00 <Bastardly_One> she's one of those teachers who nothing is perfect for either
11:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised I was meant to hand the draft in by friday just gone
11:03:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:03:00 <Bastardly_One> not the final shit ... tomorrow that is
11:03:00 <BillyGoat> pineapple Pieter
11:03:00 <Serenity> lol he doesnt make him job up like you Pieter
11:03:00 <Serenity> unlike you people can vouch for him
11:04:00 <BillyGoat> ya know, nothings right
11:04:00 <Bastardly_One> we clash
11:04:00 <BillyGoat> one person will take it the right way another a wrong way
11:04:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't like me and I don't like her
11:04:00 <BillyGoat> just matter of opinion
11:04:00 <BillyGoat> maybe there is something between yas *winks*
11:04:00 <Bastardly_One> she sat there the other day full on criticising this answer I gave
11:04:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter job is to be a hacker expert and hack phones
11:04:00 <Serenity> used to be a fucken pineapple
11:04:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> so I defended the way I did it because of the way she worded it
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's still going on
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> so this guy I consider quite pipes up really loudly with
11:05:00 <BillyGoat> did you spill some noodles on the paper
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> "I thought Jamie's answer was really good"
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly she changes the subject to something else
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as
11:06:00 <Bastardly_One> in that eye rolling way
11:06:00 <BillyGoat> tell her what the fuck would you know about communicating an aus, i been ere longer then you
11:06:00 <Moke> np: Kelis - Jerk Ribs "Food"
11:06:00 <CannibalClown> *08:04:14 AM* <BillyGoat> Pieter job is to be a hacker expert and repeat what someone else came up with then claim it as his own
11:06:00 <Moke> new kelis album
11:06:00 <Moke> produced by dave sitek
11:06:00 <Moke> really fucken good
11:06:00 <BillyGoat> ahaha CannibalClown
11:06:00 <Moke> i need a new hard drive
11:06:00 <Pieter> trust Serenity to put her 2 cents in
11:06:00 <CannibalClown> kelis has and always will be
11:07:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to the chick in my class
11:07:00 <Bastardly_One> who can't seem to cope without me on FB now right?
11:07:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently we've got another newbie today
11:07:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 weeks into the course mind ya
11:07:00 <Bastardly_One> fresh meat!
11:07:00 <CannibalClown> shit
11:07:00 <Moke> stfu
11:07:00 <Moke> idiot
11:07:00 <Pieter> She shoulda put it in her piggy bank cos it has no value here
11:07:00 <BillyGoat> that prob was his life acheivement
11:07:00 <Serenity> of course im putting two cents in i live with him you drug fucked loser
11:07:00 <Serenity> if youre going to say hes making his job up im gonna say something
11:07:00 <Doodle> lol
11:07:00 <Pieter> Yooralla has a live in house?
11:07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Original Yooralla Ad (People Helping People Achieve).mp3 (0.23MB 64kbps Mono 0:30)
11:07:00 <Serenity> what the FUCK is yooralla
11:07:00 <Moke> serentiy is a slut
11:07:00 <Moke> i heard
11:07:00 <Pieter> And an ugly one
11:07:00 <Moke> thats what i was told
11:07:00 <Doodle> she's good at it tho
11:08:00 <Bastardly_One> new victim tomorrow
11:08:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
11:08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:08:00 <Moke> but its not true
11:08:00 <Serenity> moke is gonna find himself removed permanently
11:08:00 <Doodle> can you remove Pieter too
11:08:00 <Doodle> ta
11:08:00 <BillyGoat> nuh\
11:08:00 <Serenity> Doodle
11:08:00 <CannibalClown> and stuffz while youre on a roll
11:08:00 <Serenity> what is yooralla
11:08:00 <BillyGoat> pieter is qa good punchin bag
11:08:00 <BillyGoat> just no pudding
11:08:00 <Serenity> sounds native for something
11:08:00 <Doodle> its a home for spastics
11:08:00 <Moke> rolling in a deep bag of shit
11:08:00 <Serenity> ohh its native for spastic
11:08:00 <Doodle> hahaha
11:08:00 <Serenity> no wnder pieter talks about it all the time
11:08:00 <Doodle> yooralla unna
11:09:00 <Bastardly_One> the problem is
11:09:00 <Bastardly_One> most of my teachers are also students
11:09:00 <BillyGoat> is that the girl u told me about
11:09:00 <Bastardly_One> themselves ... and I dunno
11:09:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you about some nutter who I've been too nice to?
11:09:00 <Bastardly_One> or the couple I'm after?
11:09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:09:00 <CannibalClown> lol
11:09:00 <Moke> fuck bosses are cunts
11:09:00 <Pieter> Ok then rainman
11:09:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter how you gonna look after a lady when your so skinny? how you gonna protect her?
11:09:00 <Doodle> my boss is a cunt
11:09:00 <Moke> i h8 bosses
11:09:00 <Moke> fucking cunts
11:09:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown stop making up your 13 year job you loser
11:09:00 <CannibalClown> cunts are usefull
11:09:00 <Moke> cannibal stfu
11:09:00 <CannibalClown> i know right
11:09:00 <Moke> serenrity
11:09:00 <CannibalClown> its a long time to pretend to work
11:09:00 <Moke> can u remove "IT"
11:09:00 <Serenity> no
11:09:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL
11:09:00 <Moke> all you are is an IT
11:09:00 <Serenity> i can remove you
11:09:00 <Moke> ill remove u
11:09:00 <Moke> lol
11:10:00 <CannibalClown> HA
11:10:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
11:10:00 <Moke> esxcuse me
11:10:00 <Moke> coffee yuk
11:10:00 <Doodle> fuck off yuk
11:10:00 <Doodle> U WANNA GO
11:10:00 <Serenity> im gonna go get myself a good cup
11:10:00 <Doodle> d cup
11:10:00 <Doodle> oh wait its sezz
11:10:00 <CannibalClown> GG
11:10:00 <Doodle> x cup
11:10:00 <CannibalClown> lol
11:10:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME
11:11:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:11:00 <BillyGoat> trhat one u said was givin hints
11:11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah her
11:11:00 <Serenity> HOW RUDE
11:11:00 <CannibalClown> XXX cups
11:11:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
11:11:00 <CannibalClown> YEAHHHHH
11:11:00 <Serenity> you wish m8
11:12:00 <suprubberduck> arrgh
11:12:00 <suprubberduck> fkn
11:12:00 <suprubberduck> serenity how far up ur irc go
11:12:00 <Serenity> what
11:12:00 <suprubberduck> was tryina find this txt ashlee sent me i posted on here
11:13:00 <BillyGoat> u hookmin up with her?
11:13:00 <Bastardly_One> no fuckin' way
11:13:00 <Bastardly_One> she's ten times crazier
11:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and has adoption issues I've discovered through her FB
11:13:00 <Serenity> oh
11:13:00 <Serenity> what time
11:13:00 <Serenity> and whats it say so i can look
11:13:00 <Moke> np: Talib Kweli - State Of Grace (feat. Abby Dobson) "Gravitas"
11:14:00 <BillyGoat> ah k
11:14:00 <Bastardly_One> classic movie
11:14:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIcZtjAch8
11:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simple Minds: Dont You Forget About Me (Nov 8, 2007) 6:43 - Category: Music - 1,533,806 views - 7,793 likes (98.7%), 106 dislikes (1.3%)
11:14:00 <suprubberduck> somewhere before 10:39 adel time
11:14:00 <suprubberduck> so whats that 7:39 ur time?
11:14:00 <Serenity> am or pm
11:14:00 <suprubberduck> pm
11:14:00 <Serenity> ok hang on
11:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the Breakfast Club version
11:15:00 <BillyGoat> sounds opposite to my one
11:15:00 <suprubberduck> i post it in quotes and simba says some stuff
11:15:00 <Serenity> thats like 8:10 our time
11:15:00 <suprubberduck> oh k lol
11:15:00 <suprubberduck> WHAT'S THAT LIKE 3:39PM UR TIME PERTH LOSER!
11:15:00 <Moke> supduck stfu faggot
11:15:00 <Moke> u fat fuck
11:16:00 <Serenity> what did it say round about do you know
11:16:00 <Moke> serentiy yuou have a kid
11:16:00 <CannibalClown> Moke why are you so engry
11:16:00 <BillyGoat> JimmyJack u drin k jimmy or jacks?
11:16:00 <Moke> JACKS
11:16:00 <CannibalClown> angry
11:16:00 <Serenity> was that a statement or a question
11:16:00 <Moke> question
11:16:00 <CannibalClown> did your boyfriend pull out before you were done
11:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
11:17:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
11:17:00 <Bastardly_One> the hints
11:17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's the canberra one
11:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I still dunno with that one
11:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting my crazy women mixed up
11:17:00 <BillyGoat> loll
11:17:00 <BillyGoat> have u met the canberra one?
11:17:00 <suprubberduck> im not fat im big boned and fat
11:17:00 <suprubberduck> um
11:17:00 <suprubberduck> it was a txt with some spiritual shit
11:17:00 <suprubberduck> something about like maybe loving myself first or some bullshit
11:17:00 <suprubberduck> some bullshit spiritual bullshit
11:17:00 <suprubberduck> find something with " " and thatd be it
11:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
11:18:00 <Bastardly_One> she said about 20 words in 3 days
11:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk enough for 5 people
11:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's quiet ...
11:18:00 <simba> (_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅Cereal_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے
11:18:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:18:00 <Moke> np: KOOL A.D. - OPEN LETTER (PROD. AMAZE 88) "WORD O.K."
11:18:00 <Serenity> ummm ok
11:18:00 <Serenity> i have to do the school run so ill check soon ok
11:18:00 <Moke> kool ad from das racist
11:19:00 <BillyGoat> hmm
11:19:00 <Bastardly_One> pole dancing fitness instructer
11:19:00 <Bastardly_One> *instructor
11:19:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of cereal?
11:19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's important
11:20:00 <suprubberduck> okie
11:20:00 <suprubberduck> fkn new fb is fucking me around
11:20:00 <JimmyJack> have a cry
11:20:00 <Moke> yeah
11:21:00 <Bastardly_One> when you consider this was 1978 ... in the UK ... and it was rather punk ... and these guys were still young ... this is amazing
11:21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX0Bhga_2vs
11:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DIRE STRAITS - Sultans Of Swing (1978 UK TV Performance) ~ HIGH QUALITY HQ ~ (Jan 6, 2010) 5:10 - Category: Music - 2,641,160 views - 9,980 likes (98.5%), 153 dislikes (1.5%)
11:21:00 <BillyGoat> i gotta go order me donald duck suit
11:21:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm why?
11:21:00 <BillyGoat> jimmy taste like shit
11:22:00 <BillyGoat> i gonna be donald duck for a day soon
11:23:00 <simba> HOMO
11:24:00 <BillyGoat> that girls daughter bd soon
11:24:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
11:24:00 <BillyGoat> so gonna pop in
11:24:00 <BillyGoat> be donald duck
11:24:00 <BillyGoat> been practicing
11:24:00 <Bastardly_One> would you consider a network scanner issue a small problem or a hardware problem?
11:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and aaaaaaaaaah cool
11:25:00 <BillyGoat> are you gay simba?
11:25:00 <Moke> np: JJ DOOM - Guv'nor (Badbadnotgood Version "Bookhead EP"
11:25:00 <Moke> jj doom yeah boi
11:25:00 <Moke> mf doom in da fucking house
11:26:00 <shads> <BillyGoat> i gonna be donald duck for a day soon
11:26:00 <shads> <simba> HOMO
11:26:00 <BillyGoat> she dosnt know yet
11:26:00 <BillyGoat> whats gay about that?
11:26:00 <simba> u getting mad about it xD
11:26:00 <BillyGoat> yes thats why im becoming abusive about it
11:26:00 <Bastardly_One> pick a character with an easier voice
11:27:00 <BillyGoat> nuh i gettin the voice good
11:27:00 <BillyGoat> dont use your throat use your tongue to do it
11:27:00 <simba> that voice is easy, u will pick up some toddlers in no time
11:28:00 <BillyGoat> anyway simba you wouldnt know since yoyr a bad judge of character
11:28:00 <shads> lol
11:28:00 <simba> is that wat ur boyfriend told u
11:28:00 <BillyGoat> since you always thought i was that buadswiegh
11:28:00 <BillyGoat> what ever that name was
11:28:00 <Moke> np: Robyn - With Every Heartbeat (With Kle "Robyn"
11:29:00 <BillyGoat> so you judged 2 people badly
11:29:00 <BillyGoat> me and him so what everf you think of me dosnt mean anything because you thought i was someone else
11:29:00 <simba> im sorry are you drunk already this morning
11:30:00 <BillyGoat> cant even tell the diff between 2 people
11:30:00 <BillyGoat> not much people intellect there simba
11:30:00 <Bastardly_One> man
11:30:00 <simba> hello how can i help u
11:31:00 <Bastardly_One> Lindsay Buckingham is off his nut in this clip
11:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching fleetwood mac live
11:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I dunno if he knows where he is
11:31:00 <BillyGoat> you love ya old school music b1
11:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old
11:31:00 <BillyGoat> old is good
11:32:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect?
11:32:00 <BillyGoat> bloody young fellas these days
11:32:00 <Bastardly_One> kids!
11:32:00 <BillyGoat> back in out day when we were young we had fun
11:32:00 <Bastardly_One> need to stfu and stay off my lawn!
11:32:00 <BillyGoat> not like the kis now
11:32:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:33:00 <BillyGoat> simba what you do when you were a kid? sit on the sega all day?
11:33:00 <Q{{> yep that looks like simba
11:33:00 <BillyGoat> indeed
11:33:00 <Q{{> that and outdoor sport
11:34:00 <BillyGoat> he never socialised or had friends thats why he finds it hard to distinguish the diff between people
11:34:00 <Q{{> i reckon he raps and break dance too
11:34:00 <simba> r u mad about something braunschweig
11:34:00 <Q{{> oh this must be my lucky day
11:34:00 <BillyGoat> haha see you still think im that person
11:34:00 <Q{{> its pick on simba day
11:34:00 <Q{{> YaY
11:34:00 <Q{{_romeo> hai everyone
11:34:00 <abc> gday
11:34:00 <Q{{_romeo> whats happening?
11:35:00 <BillyGoat> but the other day you had a go at me and said you were a good judge of character
11:35:00 <simba> really
11:35:00 <BillyGoat> how can you be a good judge of character if you think im someone else
11:35:00 <simba> i dont really remember convos with you
11:35:00 <simba> its cute that u remembered
11:35:00 <BillyGoat> well you said you were a good judge
11:35:00 <simba> r u madder now or then
11:35:00 <BillyGoat> i thought you computer geeks were intelligent
11:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> anything interesting to report?
11:35:00 <JimmyJack> abolutely fucking nothing
11:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> or show
11:35:00 <abc> not much happening here
11:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> 'nothing'!
11:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> thats not good
11:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> what u want to do then>
11:36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIl7d1VVwOc
11:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gwar - Carry on My Wayward Son (Oct 3, 2012) 4:53 - Category: People and Blogs - 188,923 views - 1,270 likes (91%), 126 dislikes (9%)
11:36:00 <Bastardly_One> RIP Dave Brockie
11:36:00 <Bastardly_One> still shocking news
11:36:00 <BillyGoat> b1 you like aussie music?
11:36:00 <BillyGoat> he wants to give you a bj Q{{_romeo
11:36:00 <Q{{_romeo> im tired and out of ideas
11:36:00 <Q{{_romeo> only if he got no teeth
11:36:00 <Q{{_romeo> i not risk it if he got teeth
11:36:00 <abc> lol
11:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, depending what it is
11:37:00 <BillyGoat> JimmyJack likes goving blowjobs Q{{_romeo
11:37:00 <BillyGoat> giving*
11:37:00 <Q{{_romeo> JimmyJack, is on to something
11:38:00 <Q{{> good to see b1 chatting on main channel
11:38:00 <Q{{> I used to be so paranoid when b1 go quiet
11:38:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{ have you ever conducted sexual activities with simba?
11:38:00 <Q{{> i keep on thinking he is busy in pm with hotties im involved with
11:38:00 <abc> that would relieve the bordedom
11:38:00 <Q{{_romeo> wonders if JimmyJack related to etoro tribe now
11:38:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_tribe
11:38:00 <JimmyJack> hmm?
11:38:00 <BillyGoat> see Q{{_romeo
11:39:00 <simba> lmao god Q{{ needs to die
11:39:00 <Q{{> not yet BillyGoat, i have had a few fantasies tho
11:39:00 <BillyGoat> im sure he does of you
11:39:00 <BillyGoat> he sports a emo haircut
11:39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Q
11:39:00 <Q{{> i can guess as much from reading between the lines BillyGoat
11:39:00 <BillyGoat> JimmyJack is taking intertest about giving you a bj
11:39:00 <Q{{_romeo> The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 12 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.
11:39:00 <JimmyJack> calling me a pedo?
11:39:00 <Q{{_romeo> <-- high protein semen
11:39:00 <BillyGoat> he did a hmm? lickin his lips at the same time
11:39:00 <abc> lol
11:40:00 <BillyGoat> emo boys always have a soft soft for other males
11:40:00 <BillyGoat> soft spot*
11:40:00 <BillyGoat> gays are emotional
11:40:00 <Q{{> yeh they put out hard exteria
11:40:00 <Q{{_romeo> its ok by me JimmyJack
11:40:00 <Q{{_romeo> but pls dont be greedy
11:40:00 <JimmyJack> .
11:40:00 <Q{{_romeo> women get punished if they consumes too much semen
11:41:00 <Q{{> give false iimpression to divert attention
11:41:00 <Q{{> i gotta admit
11:41:00 <simba> im sporting a solid erection after seeing BillyGoats dads pic
11:41:00 <Q{{> im emotional
11:41:00 <Q{{> my emotions are computed results
11:41:00 <BillyGoat> JimmyJack get all horny for you Q{{_romeo
11:41:00 <Q{{_romeo> they would be accused of being a witch
11:41:00 <BillyGoat> thats why his nicknames is jimmyjack
11:41:00 <abc> its better for their skin anyway .. some some old chook who thinks semen is he best skin moisturiser
11:41:00 <Q{{_romeo> that is understandable BillyGoat
11:41:00 <BillyGoat> he believed 2 men should be together
11:41:00 <Q{{_romeo> im charming and handsome
11:41:00 <BillyGoat> 2 men ort lay together
11:42:00 <Q{{> i trust my emotions more than not
11:42:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{ is my dad
11:42:00 <simba> Q{{: have any of the 'hotties' in the chan expressed an interest in a 50 year old wrinkled up american idiot like urself
11:42:00 <Q{{> a few did simba
11:42:00 <BillyGoat> yes you have simba, your hot because your angry
11:42:00 <BillyGoat> he is jimmy and your jack
11:42:00 <Q{{_romeo> it makes sense
11:42:00 <Q{{_romeo> and he got sense
11:42:00 <BillyGoat> he wants too jimmy it up your jack
11:42:00 <abc> lol
11:43:00 <Q{{> but was only casual irc fling
11:43:00 <simba> im not mad but thank u for calling me hot now i am blushing
11:43:00 <BillyGoat> all worked up thats why you cut your hair to me an emo
11:43:00 <Q{{> they dont stick around long
11:43:00 <simba> wat
11:43:00 <BillyGoat> you should trade ya pcs in for a toolbox simba
11:43:00 <BillyGoat> man up boi
11:43:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
11:43:00 <Q{{_romeo> i have that effect on women too
11:43:00 <BillyGoat> i think JimmyJack is gettin a bit shy now Q{{_romeo
11:43:00 <BillyGoat> he is prob blushing too much
11:43:00 <Q{{_romeo> they run when i approach
11:44:00 <Bastardly_One> intranet ... hardware issue right?
11:44:00 <simba> lol
11:44:00 <simba> i have a toolbox and a pc though
11:44:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... software?
11:44:00 <simba> why would i need 2 toolboxes
11:44:00 <simba> u rnt a good thinker
11:44:00 <Q{{> yeh man up, i need good supply of handymen
11:44:00 <BillyGoat> real man has more then 1 toolbox
11:44:00 <simba> incase you lose one?
11:44:00 <BillyGoat> you prob bought yours at the supermarket
11:44:00 <simba> if u cant fit everything u need into one toolbox u arent a real aussie
11:44:00 <BillyGoat> because of you
11:44:00 <Q{{_romeo> theyre scared they cant help and overcome by my charm
11:44:00 <Q{{_romeo> and they would be at mercy and fall for my charm
11:44:00 <Q{{_romeo> at my mercy
11:45:00 <BillyGoat> one those cheaps ones
11:45:00 <simba> hmm yes lets compare where we bought our toolboxes
11:45:00 <simba> lmao
11:45:00 <simba> do you even know what ur talking about
11:45:00 <BillyGoat> yep
11:45:00 <simba> u r just too mad its all coming out in a fit of toolboxes
11:45:00 <BillyGoat> a real man dosnt sport a emo haircut
11:45:00 <simba> talk 2 Bastardly_One he is pissed off that i trolled u so easily
11:45:00 <simba> sorry guys
11:45:00 <Q{{_romeo> oh i like slightly blushed butt cheeks
11:45:00 <abc> loorrrrrddddd have mercy!
11:45:00 <abc> hallelujah
11:45:00 <JimmyJack> amen
11:46:00 <simba> didnt think u would get all addicted 2 me
11:46:00 <Q{{> guys pls stop fighting, the ladies need some attentions
11:46:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
11:46:00 <Bastardly_One> troll each other away
11:46:00 <BillyGoat> i dont get angry
11:46:00 <Bastardly_One> makes the screen move
11:46:00 <Q{{> oh all the ladies are busy and not present at moment
11:47:00 <BillyGoat> thats why i dont be an emo
11:47:00 <Bastardly_One> OI
11:47:00 <Bastardly_One> serious nerd question
11:47:00 <simba> the ladies are all PMing me about how wrinkly ur face is Q{{ they r lolling
11:47:00 <Bastardly_One> because intranet is a network
11:47:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware or network issue do you think?
11:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say both
11:47:00 <BillyGoat> simba do you put on makeup and moisteriser?
11:47:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had to direct it to a dept kind of thing
11:47:00 <BillyGoat> that why you got a baby face
11:47:00 <Q{{_romeo> i wonder if JimmyJack but cheeks are as rosy as this
11:47:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/beethoven-movement.htm
11:47:00 <suprubberduck> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/69588_695847063787334_1650304028_n.jpg
11:47:00 <BillyGoat> they are red as tomato from blushing Q{{_romeo
11:48:00 <BillyGoat> what a fgt
11:48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking what a bunch of useless nerds
11:48:00 <Bastardly_One> call yourselves nerds
11:48:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:48:00 <Q{{> i do not have wringles yet simba
11:48:00 <BillyGoat> thats why he is so quiet now he is overcome by your charm
11:48:00 <BillyGoat> speechless
11:49:00 <Q{{> stop slandering me !
11:49:00 <Bastardly_One> are they like pringles?
11:49:00 <simba> i saw them meself
11:49:00 <Bastardly_One> *wrinkles
11:49:00 <Q{{> geez i spend lots of money to keep wrinkles at bay
11:49:00 <BillyGoat> simba is checking you out Q{{
11:49:00 <BillyGoat> thats why he 'saw your wrinkles himself'
11:49:00 <simba> lmao
11:49:00 <simba> well i can see em
11:49:00 <BillyGoat> why are you looking at Q{{?
11:50:00 <BillyGoat> are you interested in him?
11:50:00 <Q{{> yeh u devalue me by saying things like that
11:50:00 <simba> lmaooo at how obsessed braunschweig is
11:50:00 <Q{{> not good man
11:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> o bily riley, o billy riley!
11:50:00 <simba> u have no value m8!!
11:50:00 <BillyGoat> think simba got a thing for you Q{{
11:51:00 <Q{{> he does, he wants my soft hand to caress him
11:51:00 <Q{{> and he turned nasty when he cant get it
11:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> bunch of pillow biters
11:51:00 <simba> Q{{ honestly looks 60, 65
11:51:00 <simba> its disgusting
11:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen a pic
11:51:00 <JimmyJack> lot of internet toughies in here
11:51:00 <JimmyJack> i'm scared
11:52:00 <Q{{> i look way under 30yo FYI
11:52:00 <simba> NaR.
11:53:00 <PandasDontDrive> DIY
11:53:00 <PandasDontDrive> MYOB
11:53:00 <PandasDontDrive> MY YOBBO OLD BITCH
11:54:00 <Q{{> brb i need to find date for next weekend...
11:54:00 <Q{{> i eat better with pretty date
11:54:00 <Q{{> i get good appetite
11:55:00 <BillyGoat> my dick is cheesy
11:56:00 <BillyGoat> doctor
11:56:00 <BillyGoat> what i do about my dick cheese
11:56:00 <simba> get ur son 2 have it 4 breakfast
11:56:00 <BillyGoat> is that what you would do if you was a daddy?
11:56:00 <Scattered> terrified JimmyJack
11:57:00 <simba> definitely
11:57:00 <simba> kids gotta grow
11:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh great
11:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> went to update controller, pulled usb out now controller doesnt power on rofl
11:57:00 <Q{{_romeo> u should be JimmyJack
11:58:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahaa.
11:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was like DONT MOVE THE CONTROLLER
11:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i thought oh shit i did so ill pull the usb out n go again
11:58:00 <Q{{_romeo> even handsome lad like me is scared too
11:58:00 <BillyGoat> when you gonna let JimmyJack jimmy you Q{{_romeo?
11:58:00 <Pieter> will disck smith refund something that ive opened ?]
11:58:00 <Q{{_romeo> <--- shivering all over
11:58:00 <Q{{_romeo> from head to toes
11:58:00 <Pieter> Bougnt a microsd with adapter but now i dont need it
11:58:00 <JimmyJack> no they wont
11:58:00 <Q{{_romeo> my bottom quivering now
11:58:00 <BillyGoat> are you too poor to put it in the draw Pieter?
11:59:00 <BillyGoat> tip top
11:59:00 <BillyGoat> thats what ppl with no money do
11:59:00 <BillyGoat> coz they got no job
11:59:00 <Pieter> Might stick smethin in it and then retunr it as faulty
11:59:00 <BillyGoat> fraud
11:59:00 <JimmyJack> wont get a refund, only swap
11:59:00 <BillyGoat> when dont you stick it in ya arm
11:59:00 <Q{{_romeo> i hate how they shrink wrap everything
11:59:00 <BillyGoat> put some heroin in it
11:59:00 <Q{{_romeo> and expect u to be buy coz ur impressed by the pics on the outside
12:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder why i needed to update the controller
12:00:00 <Q{{_romeo> and their 'sleezy' salesmans
12:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh its to use a stereo headset adapter
12:01:00 <BillyGoat> most salesman/saleswomen sleazy
12:01:00 <Q{{_romeo> cant believe it one of the guys made a pass at me coz i asked about the phone vibrating feature
12:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> well well well, looks like I'm the simba now
12:02:00 <panda> why the fuck was beehhh looking for me
12:02:00 <BillyGoat> for sexual favours
12:02:00 <BillyGoat> he is after a tranny
12:02:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh its party of closing sales training
12:02:00 <Q{{_romeo> part of*
12:02:00 <BillyGoat> i never shop places like harvey norman
12:02:00 <BillyGoat> very sleazy
12:02:00 <BillyGoat> they dress ere like they in CSI
12:02:00 <Q{{_romeo> where u shop then
12:02:00 <BillyGoat> good guys
12:03:00 <doctor> BillyGoat don't need to be a doctor to tell you to just wash yourself
12:03:00 <doctor> if you want to remove your smegma, that is
12:03:00 <BillyGoat> i dont like to get water on myself
12:03:00 <Q{{> u have must have accidentally acted like a tranny panda
12:03:00 <Q{{_romeo> i no idea what csi dress like
12:03:00 <Q{{_romeo> they dress like fred flintstone?
12:03:00 <BillyGoat> plus ppl work harvy norm think they top shit
12:03:00 <BillyGoat> after dealin with em at me own job
12:03:00 <Q{{_romeo> its not so bad if theyre actually top shit
12:04:00 <doctor> you don't need to, hygene is only good if you're out to impress
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> it wasnt an act or accident Q{{
12:04:00 <Q{{> oh it came out naturally
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> last time i showered was about 3 weeks ago
12:04:00 <Q{{> and panda been consciously suppressing it all these times
12:04:00 <Q{{_romeo> i can overlook that
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> haha they not
12:04:00 <Q{{_romeo> but usually theyre not
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> they just sell aplliances
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> whats so special about that
12:04:00 <Q{{_romeo> they do know about their products tho?
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> who wouldnt
12:04:00 <BillyGoat> you pick it up
12:05:00 <BillyGoat> i should go to work
12:05:00 <Q{{> i have to shower atleast twice per day
12:05:00 <BillyGoat> it has a description on the boc
12:05:00 <BillyGoat> box
12:05:00 <Q{{_romeo> which can be a lie
12:05:00 <BillyGoat> unless you buy it from india
12:05:00 <BillyGoat> hey who says they not lying to you
12:05:00 <Q{{_romeo> i cant buy based on box description alone
12:05:00 <BillyGoat> so whats the diff between that an what someone thats selling you tells you
12:06:00 <BillyGoat> i just leave my clothes on
12:06:00 <BillyGoat> only get washed when i shower
12:06:00 <BillyGoat> dont you think the seller is going to make it out better then it is
12:06:00 <Q{{_romeo> they would know exactly how true description on box is
12:06:00 <Q{{_romeo> and know how it works
12:06:00 <Q{{_romeo> and know how it is better than one next to it
12:07:00 <Q{{> u heard about the dirtiest man on earth
12:07:00 <Q{{> he not showered for over 50yrs
12:07:00 <BillyGoat> is that some indian?
12:07:00 <Q{{> brace for it
12:07:00 <Serenity> imagine the state of his foreskin
12:07:00 <Q{{> http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/01/17/Dirtiest-man-in-the-world-smokes-animal-feces-and-hasnt-bathed-in-60-years/3831389993103/
12:07:00 <Serenity> ew
12:07:00 <BillyGoat> i workj wiuth some bloke that stinks
12:07:00 <Q{{> iranian
12:07:00 <BillyGoat> fuk its annoying
12:07:00 <Q{{_romeo> they actually know and not act like they know
12:07:00 <BillyGoat> yeah, i bet the instructions inside give you a better understanding
12:07:00 <Q{{_romeo> not really, it could be dodgy too
12:07:00 <Q{{_romeo> lol
12:07:00 <BillyGoat> oh im sure
12:07:00 <BillyGoat> thatgs why they have australian compliances
12:08:00 <panda> i smell like goat arse
12:08:00 <Q{{> u will get used to it BillyGoat
12:08:00 <panda> so beehhh follows my scent
12:08:00 <Q{{> ur nose will get desensitised over time
12:08:00 <panda> cept he's older than I am :/
12:08:00 <BillyGoat> needs a haircut
12:08:00 <BillyGoat> wont have to he leavin at end of week thank fuk
12:09:00 <BillyGoat> i didnt make him feel very welcomed
12:11:00 <Q{{_romeo> if that works there wouldnt be so many ppl ripped off
12:12:00 <Q{{_romeo> or dodgy products
12:14:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{ do you find simba attractive?
12:14:00 <JimmyJack> Deftones - Passenger
12:14:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/madonna-still-virgin-on-the-ridiculous-and-controversial-20140326-35h3x.html
12:14:00 <Q{{_romeo> i made u looked at madons hairy arm pit
12:14:00 <Q{{_romeo> :D
12:15:00 <Q{{> nope
12:15:00 <BillyGoat> sometimes products defects only get shown over time
12:15:00 <Q{{_romeo> madona'
12:15:00 <JimmyJack> madonna*
12:15:00 <Q{{_romeo> or its just a scam
12:15:00 <BillyGoat> i never look at your pics
12:15:00 <BillyGoat> you are gay
12:15:00 <Q{{_romeo> products passed of not doing what it say it do fully
12:15:00 <BillyGoat> not into the things gays or into
12:15:00 <BillyGoat> name an example?
12:16:00 <Q{{> he is too thin and skinny
12:16:00 <BillyGoat> show me an example of it
12:16:00 <Q{{_romeo> im going to turn u gay BillyGoat
12:16:00 <Q{{_romeo> u will change ur tune
12:16:00 <Q{{_romeo> mark my word lad
12:17:00 <BillyGoat> lol
12:17:00 <Q{{> also skin show sign of over uv exposure
12:17:00 <Q{{> - not so youthful
12:17:00 <JimmyJack> middle finger?
12:17:00 <Q{{_romeo> pinky
12:17:00 <BillyGoat> i already met the woman for me
12:18:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/small-business/franchising/the-80s-called-20140218-32y3n.html
12:18:00 <BillyGoat> fuk buying a franchise
12:18:00 <BillyGoat> ya never own it
12:18:00 <BillyGoat> thats perfect so wishful thinking boi
12:18:00 <Q{{_romeo> u ever tried to turn her bi?
12:18:00 <BillyGoat> no
12:19:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/supersonic-jet-to-replace-windows-with-panoramic-displays-20140324-35dqn.html
12:19:00 <Q{{> u could buy it
12:19:00 <abc> lol
12:19:00 <BillyGoat> i have to drop me standards then
12:19:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh, pls cater for bi-fem too BillyGoat
12:20:00 <Q{{> learn how it works
12:20:00 <Q{{> build the business
12:20:00 <Q{{> then sell it
12:20:00 <Q{{> at profit
12:20:00 <Q{{> then u go open ur own
12:20:00 <BillyGoat> you know how many restrictions you have on you when you have a franchise
12:21:00 <Q{{> well now u know :D
12:21:00 <BillyGoat> and also, you start your own you cannot start one in the clientelle catchment area you built up for 3 years i think it is
12:21:00 <Q{{> like which franchise
12:21:00 <BillyGoat> any business
12:21:00 <JimmyJack> my* standards
12:21:00 <BillyGoat> i not into associating with gays in any way
12:21:00 <BillyGoat> gays very sleazy people
12:21:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
12:22:00 <Q{{> well there are advantages and disadvantages
12:22:00 <Q{{> u would learn a lot
12:22:00 <Q{{> too
12:22:00 <Loof> who you talking to Q{{ ?
12:22:00 <Scattered> which cunt?
12:22:00 <abc> its not that they are sleazy but they are usually hiding the fact they are gay
12:22:00 <abc> which makes them look sleazy
12:22:00 <CannibalClown> billyfucksgoats
12:22:00 <BillyGoat> nuh they are sleazy
12:22:00 <CannibalClown> so much homophobe up in here
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> all a franchise is is pretty much a licence to operate under a name
12:23:00 <Q{{> not just that
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> and your tied too buyin all your things from that one company
12:23:00 <Q{{> its probably support and knowledge too
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> not allowed to buy elsewhere so your trapped
12:23:00 <Q{{> talkin to BillyGoat, Loof
12:23:00 <Loof> ew
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> of course
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> im sorrounded by gays and pot smokers in here
12:23:00 <abc> are gay women sleazy then too?
12:23:00 <Serenity> gay pot smokers
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> prob are
12:23:00 <BillyGoat> i dont know any
12:23:00 <CannibalClown> what about halfgays
12:23:00 <abc> haha your worst nightmare BillyGoat .. pot smoking gays
12:23:00 <CannibalClown> dem bothasexuals
12:24:00 <BillyGoat> yeah that but the disadvantages outweigh the advantages
12:24:00 <BillyGoat> lol
12:24:00 <BillyGoat> i dont like pot smokers either
12:24:00 <abc> oops sleazy pot smoking gays
12:24:00 <Scattered> wtf is a bothasexual???
12:24:00 <CannibalClown> its a fat pizza reference
12:25:00 <Loof> you should know he hates gays and asians
12:25:00 <Q{{> that probably violate some anti competition rule somewhere
12:25:00 <Loof> as a gay asian you shouldn't talk to him
12:25:00 <CannibalClown> aka bi
12:25:00 <Scattered> lol ok
12:25:00 <BillyGoat> i dont hate gays i just dont like that most are sleazy
12:25:00 <Scattered> i could go sum pizza
12:25:00 <abc> hehe
12:25:00 <GayPotsmokingsleeze> me too
12:25:00 <GayPotsmokingsleeze> munchies and all
12:25:00 <suprubberduck> wahahaha
12:26:00 <Loof> just sayin
12:26:00 <BillyGoat> no Q{{ because thats what you sign when you buy a franchise
12:26:00 <BillyGoat> its an obligation
12:26:00 <Q{{> oh i not know that before
12:26:00 <suprubberduck> i posted sezz
12:26:00 <CannibalClown> lol
12:26:00 <suprubberduck> have a look
12:26:00 <suprubberduck> i changed it a bit
12:26:00 <suprubberduck> already got a Like
12:26:00 <GayPotsmokingsleeze> lol
12:26:00 <BillyGoat> what flav pizza
12:26:00 <GayPotsmokingsleeze> i had a chicken and bacon pizza last week
12:26:00 <CannibalClown> pot
12:26:00 <GayPotsmokingsleeze> that was really yum
12:27:00 <doctor> I'd like to open a franchise and run it into the ground for the hell of it. Give me a few years of fun
12:27:00 <Q{{> i talk to anyone and everyone i reckon
12:27:00 <doctor> how old are you Q{{?
12:27:00 <BillyGoat> say if u had 2 coffee shops, one franchise one not, the franchise one you must only buy your coffee off the franchisee, if you found someone that wholesaled coffee cheaper then the franchisee that would be illegal to buy from the other, also illegal too raise your price
12:27:00 <Q{{> over 30
12:27:00 <CannibalClown> of course
12:27:00 <Scattered> bbq chciken
12:27:00 <Scattered> go good with beer
12:27:00 <suprubberduck> i shouldve added "What does finding happiness in myself and learning what joy and love are have to do with not having cigarettes?"
12:27:00 <suprubberduck> lolz
12:27:00 <BillyGoat> beer at lunch
12:27:00 <BillyGoat> sounds good
12:27:00 <Scattered> yep
12:27:00 <suprubberduck> reminds me time to get high n watch FAST 6 wit Nate
12:28:00 <Q{{> :D
12:28:00 <BillyGoat> no franchise means your at free will to buy off who ever you like an sell at what ever you like and have your shop presented how you want it
12:28:00 <Q{{> well maybe except for rude bikers
12:28:00 <doctor> Really? I thought latest, early 20s
12:28:00 <Q{{> i only look late 20s
12:28:00 <Q{{_romeo> FAST 6 = Quicky
12:28:00 <Scattered> yeah getting high sounds like a good idea 2
12:28:00 <BillyGoat> must be hard for some ppl to get motivated in life
12:28:00 <Scattered> dunno
12:28:00 <Scattered> LOL
12:28:00 <Q{{_romeo> im eating flower dishes today
12:29:00 <doctor> stay as young as you can
12:29:00 <BillyGoat> dont shower
12:29:00 <BillyGoat> so you do
12:29:00 <Q{{_romeo> ppl tied flowers in bows for me lol
12:29:00 <abc> how gay
12:33:00 <Loof> baking soda and lemon really does whiten teeth :)
12:33:00 <Loof> just make a paste
12:33:00 <Loof> and do it no more than once a week
12:34:00 <BillyGoat> snort it
12:34:00 <Loof> just normal brushing other days
12:35:00 <stuffz> great movie, called muslim rain man... about a guy rteally smart savant, passed up the idea of being a multi billionaire and giving up his wealth to the poor muslims.."
12:35:00 <stuffz> oh yeah? what he do instead?
12:35:00 <stuffz> "well he passed up on the ide4a but instead blew himself up and killed 1 jew, 50 palestinains injured"
12:35:00 <stuffz> "allah akabar
12:36:00 <Loof> brb
12:36:00 <abc> bloody religions
12:36:00 <stuffz> indeed. the movie has cool action replays
12:38:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh whats with ur obcession with islam of late
12:38:00 <Q{{_romeo> u trying to get into heaven, stuffz
12:39:00 <Scattered> the replays would have been great stuffz
12:40:00 <Q{{> cant really stay young long really
12:40:00 <Q{{> ur brain structure alter over time
12:40:00 <Q{{> same ur physical feature
12:41:00 <Q{{> also social and culture acceptance
12:41:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
12:41:00 <Q{{> ppl dont accept 60yo to act like 20yo
12:42:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/travel/six-of-the-best-wellness-retreats-20140310-34h02.html
12:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's their fucking problem
12:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45 this year going on 15
12:42:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor zero
12:43:00 <Q{{> http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/travel/top-travel-photos-march-21-2014-20140319-352md.html?selectedImage=3
12:43:00 <suprubberduck> When I stand, adjacent the frame containing the masterpiece and the protective, reflective glass in the foreground and my face, I notice my reflection and realize ... I am art
12:44:00 <stuffz> theres a song that is a rebelious "rock tune" it has a str9ong sounding man who yells out "BOOm! Boom!" during the chorus. i think iot would be rather good with the replays
12:45:00 <Bonny> yo
12:46:00 <Loof> gtfo BonnyGoat
12:48:00 <JimmyJack> wow this suprubberduck dick is a massive random retard
12:49:00 <shadsam> .
12:50:00 <Bonny> is that the best you can do, Loof? calling me a bonnygoat lol
12:51:00 <Loof> brb
12:51:00 <Bonny> lol
12:51:00 <Bonny> runaway
12:51:00 <stuffz> hahahhahahaha you should see it
12:53:00 <Serenity> how can you surmize he is a massive random retard when you literally just joined and you're new
12:53:00 <Serenity> surmise even
12:54:00 <stuffz> my cat is 14, and has probobly slept in my bed with me about 70% of nights.. so the cqat might have slep5t in my bed for at least 10 years with me
12:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
12:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> that sentence just came out of nowhere
12:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:54:00 <stuffz> cat is here right now even
12:56:00 <stuffz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho
12:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (Explicit Version) (Oct 11, 2010) 4:39 - Category: Music - 13,900,665 views - 59,111 likes (86.8%), 8,964 dislikes (13.2%)
13:00:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
13:05:00 <abc> space traveller?
13:05:00 <abc> or just another pot smoking gay dude
13:08:00 <Q{{_romeo> u got it wrong
13:08:00 <Q{{_romeo> its fancy name for hobo
13:08:00 <abc> hobo !
13:08:00 <abc> whats a hobo?
13:09:00 <Q{{_romeo> A disreputable vagrant
13:09:00 <abc> oh that hobo
13:09:00 <abc> thought it was gonna be some gay thing
13:10:00 <Q{{_romeo> no gays are hobo
13:10:00 <Q{{_romeo> they get paid too good for that
13:10:00 <stuffz> hhas anyone here had like 80mg of oxy b4?
13:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not here
13:11:00 <Bonny> where are you? lol
13:11:00 <stuffz> i think id like to try heroin
13:11:00 <abc> yes but can you afford to maintain that lifestyle once hooked?
13:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
13:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not here
13:12:00 <Bonny> lol
13:12:00 <Bonny> ok
13:12:00 <Bonny> you wagged school hehe
13:13:00 <Q{{_romeo> stuffz, u want a sugar daddy?
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I better get a dr cert for that and yesterday
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm doing work
13:14:00 <stuffz> `if old mewn wanna cum dump for the hard druigs sure
13:14:00 <abc> charming lifestyle
13:15:00 <abc> you will need to be hooked on heroin to obliterate the fact your life is shit
13:16:00 <Lumeah> awww where the meth head go?
13:16:00 <stuffz> still here
13:17:00 <Excessive> moanin
13:17:00 <Excessive> \o.
13:17:00 <panda> YAY
13:17:00 <panda> defeated a legendary ship
13:17:00 <panda> was easier than i thought, 3rd try and i had it with almost my full health hah
13:17:00 <Lumeah> lol.
13:17:00 <stuffz> ill do anything for crystal
13:17:00 <abc> you need help
13:17:00 <Lumeah> be a husband?. lol
13:18:00 <Loof> just made a meme: http://imgur.com/CdwNz3v
13:18:00 <abc> you need to get a life and smell the roses
13:18:00 <stuffz> anything heterosexual no fucking way
13:18:00 <Lumeah> lol.. but if you got crystal
13:19:00 <stuffz> id rather qwuit.. women are so partidge family
13:19:00 <Lumeah> eww
13:21:00 <Lumeah> hi jimmy
13:21:00 <JimmyJack> hi
13:22:00 <panda> i need cigs dangit
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin'
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's etc innit?
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> not ect?
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> what a bimbo mind fart
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
13:23:00 <Lumeah> lol hi b1
13:23:00 <Q{{> u been to bimbo pub on queens street?
13:23:00 <Lumeah> how much is it stuffz?
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and afternoon Lumeah
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate these "what would you do?" things
13:24:00 <Lumeah> $
13:24:00 <JimmyJack> thinking of developing a meth habit?
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> this question ... I'd tell the cunt to calm the fuck down
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not the write answer though
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> One of the foreign exchange students at the uni phones you on the help desk. He obviously has a problem but you cannot understand what he is saying. You have asked him to repeat it several times and he is getting upset. What do you do?
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> speak english cunt
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> is also not the correct answer
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
13:25:00 <Lumeah> lol im curious
13:25:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1395795277462.jpg
13:25:00 <Lumeah> hi bonny
13:25:00 <Bonny> hey Lumeah
13:25:00 <BlackDevil> hey Bonny
13:26:00 <Lumeah> what are u on about? what lol
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said
13:26:00 <Excessive> ask him for remote desktop to his machine
13:26:00 <Loof> lol
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate these "what would you do?" things
13:26:00 <Loof> demented
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
13:26:00 <Bonny> hey BlackDevil
13:26:00 <Lumeah> time spent on achieving that pic.. lol.
13:26:00 <Moke> fuckung
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> you ask him why the fuck he's here if he can't speak english at an english speaking university
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's also not the correct answer
13:27:00 <BlackDevil> worth it?
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> true Excessive
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one would of thought of that either ... they'd be concentrating on calming him down
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> or moving on to someone that can understand him
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatnot
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
13:28:00 <Lumeah> yeah dreams lol
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd need to understand him to understand his problem you dick
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do my own homework
13:29:00 <Moke> np: Simian Mobile Disco - Love "Attack Decay Sustain Release (Disc 1)"
13:29:00 <JimmyJack> boring
13:30:00 <Loof> Excessive can you teach me to make a tinfoil hat to stop the government reading my brainwaves? LOL!
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just a paranoid as he is
13:30:00 <Lumeah> thats the dope talkin. lol
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> in different ways
13:30:00 <Loof> yeah ok tard
13:30:00 <Loof> smoke some more weed
13:30:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/shigeru1.jpg?1395750306
13:30:00 <Q{{_romeo> made of paper
13:31:00 <Loof> and chill
13:31:00 <Bastardly_One> go hate your life some more
13:31:00 <Loof> i feel awesome :)
13:31:00 <Lumeah> really?
13:31:00 <Q{{_romeo> yep
13:31:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_romeo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq94liFIBRY&feature=youtu.be
13:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beats by Dre x Daniel Tosh: Hear What You Choose Commercial (Mar 25, 2014) 1:19 - Category: Comedy - 35 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:32:00 <Excessive> he can't, he needs to come in here and tell everyone abt how much of a loser he is hopin that some cunt gives a fck or feels sorry for him
13:32:00 <Loof> fuck off with your spam
13:32:00 <Q{{_romeo> its only temporary i think
13:32:00 <Q{{_romeo> its for humanitarian assistence thing
13:32:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2014/03/architecture
13:32:00 <BlackDevil> pfft mine is better bro
13:33:00 <Ana_Ng> the paper studio that he put on the sixth-floor terrace of the Pompidou Centre in Paris; and the Pompidou-Metz, a wonderful wooden-roofed outpost to the main centre, that the team working in the paper studio created.
13:33:00 <stuffz> I CLEANED OUT MY FINGER NAIL USING MY CATS CLAW LOLOLOLOLIOL
13:34:00 <Bastardly_One> bascially Excessive
13:34:00 <stuffz> HE DIDNT GIVE A SHIT STILL SLEPT
13:34:00 <BlackDevil> thats how i clean out my dick cheese
13:35:00 <Loof> lol @ Excessive's broken nose LOL!
13:35:00 <Loof> got knocked the fuck out
13:35:00 <Loof> bent to one side from a right hook
13:35:00 <Loof> looks so od
13:35:00 <Loof> odd*
13:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ahIJeEV8n0
13:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bali bamboo house (Sep 30, 2013) 2:57 - Category: People and Blogs - 157 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:35:00 <Lumeah> lol isn't that a bit scratchy?
13:35:00 <Q{{_romeo> u mean video quality?
13:36:00 <Lumeah> no i mean the cats claw lol :p
13:36:00 <Q{{_romeo> dunno
13:36:00 <Q{{_romeo> maybe
13:36:00 <Q{{_romeo> i not seen
13:37:00 <Excessive> go and lock urself in the bathroom n stroke off in there so that ur wife won't know abt u not wantin to fck her
13:37:00 <Q{{_romeo> but u can make bamboo 200 times stronger than steel if u want
13:37:00 <Lumeah> that is cool
13:37:00 <BlackDevil> Lumeah click this for the lulz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq94liFIBRY&feature=youtu.be
13:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beats by Dre x Daniel Tosh: Hear What You Choose Commercial (Mar 25, 2014) 1:19 - Category: Comedy - 134 views - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:38:00 <Excessive> lawl
13:38:00 <Lumeah> why.
13:38:00 <BlackDevil> its lulz
13:38:00 <Lumeah> nope
13:39:00 <Q{_ManBeware_HeartThief> stop being a bad influence to Loof, Excessive
13:39:00 <Loof> he's so butthurt
13:39:00 <Loof> it' funny
13:39:00 <Q{_ManBeware_HeartThief> Loof, go do ur husbandly duty
13:39:00 <Loof> hmmm?
13:39:00 <Loof> do what?
13:39:00 <Q{_ManBeware_HeartThief> <Excessive> go and lock urself in the bathroom n stroke off in there so that ur wife won't know abt u not wantin to fck her<-----------------
13:39:00 <BlackDevil> its about pro abortion
13:39:00 <BlackDevil> or againts
13:39:00 <BlackDevil> both
13:39:00 <BlackDevil> really
13:40:00 <Loof> oh no i masturbate!
13:40:00 <Loof> i'm so ashamed LOL!
13:40:00 <Excessive> he's told us b4 that has to jerk off cause she's unfuckable
13:40:00 <Loof> least i have a wife, you'll be single for life loser
13:40:00 <Loof> LOL!
13:40:00 <Lumeah> rof... umm.
13:40:00 <Lumeah> lol are u implying something?
13:41:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
13:41:00 <ShadowLurker> a wife you hate
13:41:00 <Lumeah> so does everyone....
13:41:00 <ShadowLurker> id rather be alone that with someone i hate
13:41:00 <Lumeah> true
13:41:00 <BlackDevil> no
13:41:00 <BlackDevil> just watch
13:42:00 <abc> unfuckable ?? just turn the lights out !!
13:42:00 <Q{_ManBeware_HeartThief> not sure if i can hate long
13:42:00 <ShadowLurker> for him to say "least i got a wife" is like saying "least i got a car"... thats blocked up on the front lawn missing an engine
13:42:00 <Q{_ManBeware_HeartThief> i probably end up growing to love that person
13:42:00 <Q{_ManBeware_HeartThief> huyyyyyyyy
13:42:00 <Loof> i dont hate her
13:42:00 <BlackDevil> see if if its funny
13:43:00 <Loof> i love her :)
13:43:00 <Loof> she's just a bit mental
13:43:00 <Loof> but all women are
13:43:00 <ShadowLurker> a bit
13:43:00 <ShadowLurker> shes full mental
13:43:00 <ShadowLurker> not as mental as you
13:44:00 <ShadowLurker> but mental nonetheless
13:44:00 <ShadowLurker> no mate
13:44:00 <ShadowLurker> not all women are
13:44:00 <Loof> ok cocksucker
13:44:00 <Loof> whatever
13:44:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
13:44:00 <Bonny> there are more male mental patients than female
13:44:00 <ShadowLurker> woah
13:44:00 <Lumeah> hi ck
13:45:00 <ShadowLurker> mainly since men are more prominant to being extroverted with the mental issues
13:45:00 <ShadowLurker> so it gets noticed n treated
13:45:00 <Bonny> yup
13:45:00 <Excessive> 9000 bux he pays/paid for ivf cause she's unfuckable
13:45:00 <Bonny> and that's not always true, ShadowLurker
13:45:00 <ShadowLurker> over 9000
13:45:00 <Bonny> lol
13:45:00 <Lumeah> good idea. lol.. thinking about himself again. lol
13:46:00 <ShadowLurker> more prominent .. not always
13:46:00 <abc> people with mental issues should not have babies
13:46:00 <ShadowLurker> these days the trend is changing tho
13:46:00 <Bonny> agreed
13:46:00 <abc> its sends themfurther around the loop
13:46:00 <ShadowLurker> bring back natural selection
13:46:00 <Bonny> lol
13:46:00 <ShadowLurker> TITS
13:46:00 <ShadowLurker> that was a quick crywank
13:46:00 <Lumeah> tut tut. lol
13:47:00 <Bonny> lol
13:47:00 <Loof> ok fgt pedo
13:47:00 <Loof> go fuck ur dad
13:47:00 <ShadowLurker> .
13:47:00 <ShadowLurker> too far mate
13:47:00 <Loof> u started it "mate"
13:47:00 <ShadowLurker> abuse all you like but the use of pedo is just filthy
13:47:00 <Excessive> Loof the parasitic desease that hangs around a pile of shit like a blowfly
13:48:00 <Loof> suits u
13:48:00 <ShadowLurker> are you implying i am a pedo
13:48:00 <ShadowLurker> cos thats not cool
13:48:00 <Bonny> he is saying your dad is the pedo for you to fuck him
13:48:00 <ShadowLurker> that bit didnt make sense to me either
13:48:00 <Bonny> neither here
13:49:00 <Loof> lol
13:49:00 <Bonny> when does Loof make sense?
13:50:00 <ShadowLurker> never
13:50:00 <Bonny> exactly
13:51:00 <ShadowLurker> loopy loofy
13:51:00 <Excessive> don't stir him up, he's gonnah catch the next flight and come and kill u/ur kids
13:52:00 <Bonny> lol
13:52:00 <abc> if you live with someone with a mental illness it rubs off onto you
13:52:00 <abc> and distorts your whole life
13:53:00 <ShadowLurker> ill put the kettle on
13:53:00 <ShadowLurker> have a cuppa
13:53:00 <Bonny> good idea
13:53:00 <ShadowLurker> then slaughter everyone
13:53:00 <Bonny> lol
13:53:00 <shadsam> .hi
13:54:00 <Loof> day 4 off weed :)
13:54:00 <Loof> so happy
13:54:00 <Bonny> just call in the WA government to slaughter everyone like they're slaughtering the sharks
13:54:00 <ShadowLurker> good idea
13:54:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1525027_10201135324859864_1645813240_n.jpg
13:54:00 <Lumeah> hi shazy
13:55:00 <ShadowLurker> yum facehugger
13:55:00 <ShadowLurker> ill take 3
13:55:00 <Saemon> hey everyone
13:55:00 <Loof> hey Saemon :)
13:55:00 <shadsam> hi vagina luvy
13:55:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/S0aaVJa.jpg
13:55:00 <shadsam> lol
13:55:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:56:00 <Saemon> wat a nice day it is today
13:56:00 <Saemon> yo Loofymon
13:56:00 <Loof> few too many assholes around, but it's ok
13:56:00 <Saemon> thats the way brotha :]
13:56:00 <Pieter> ITS TRUE
13:56:00 <Pieter> IM AWESOME
13:56:00 <Pieter> AND YOURE ALL LAME
13:56:00 <ShadowLurker> crazy attracts crazy
13:56:00 <Pieter> LAMEeeeee
13:56:00 <Pieter> ;0
13:56:00 <Lumeah> heehee
13:56:00 <shadsam> i bought a galaxy s2
13:56:00 <Lumeah> jealous
13:57:00 <Saemon> whose ShadowLurker?
13:57:00 <Pieter> Retards attract rainmans
13:57:00 <Saemon> anyway
13:57:00 <ShadowLurker> loool @ you
13:57:00 <Saemon> WWE raw is out tomnight
13:57:00 <ShadowLurker> gunna do this again
13:57:00 <Saemon> cant wait
13:57:00 <Saemon> who are you talking to ShadowLurker? whose gona do what again?
13:57:00 <abc> i bought a jeep
13:58:00 <ShadowLurker> you
13:58:00 <ShadowLurker> doing this
13:58:00 <Loof> dont feed the trolls Saemon, he's just a sad little man
13:58:00 <Loof> ignore it
13:58:00 <Saemon> ShadowLurker and what is "this" that you are talking about, stranger?
13:58:00 <ShadowLurker> pretending not to know me LOL
13:58:00 <ShadowLurker> you idiot
13:58:00 <Lumeah> you bought a jeep?
13:58:00 <abc> yep i bought a jeep
13:58:00 <Lumeah> coolll...
13:58:00 <abc> nah wouldnt be seen dead in a jeep
13:59:00 <Saemon> errr
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> "ive never seen you speak"
13:59:00 <Saemon> i genuinely, seriously dont know you....
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
13:59:00 <Saemon> or seen you speak
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
13:59:00 <Saemon> only very rarely
13:59:00 <Saemon> o_O
13:59:00 <Saemon> ....
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> you complete mushroom flogger
13:59:00 <shadsam> shitty jeeps
14:00:00 <Loof> yeah it's best not to pay attention to him Saemon he's a negative cunt trying to make everyone feel as bad as him
14:00:00 <Loof> and failing
14:00:00 <Loof> LOL!
14:00:00 <ShadowLurker> i feel great
14:00:00 <Loof> sure
14:00:00 <Loof> fgt
14:00:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh pretty sure fgt isnt really an insult anymore
14:00:00 <ShadowLurker> try again
14:00:00 <Loof> depends on the fgt
14:00:00 <shadsam> i bought a galaxy s2
14:00:00 <Lumeah> is it cool?
14:00:00 <shadsam> 8mp camera
14:00:00 <shadsam> on ebay
14:00:00 <shadsam> gotta get it
14:01:00 <ShadowLurker> not at all
14:01:00 <Saemon> i dunno Loof this ShadowLurker person to me just seems like some random who joins and lurks, then jumps in with quips cuz he knows everything cuz he sits n reads it all
14:01:00 <Loof> KindyLurker
14:01:00 <Saemon> but he never really participates
14:01:00 <Lumeah> how much?
14:02:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs gunna get himself banned
14:02:00 <ShadowLurker> i would participate but it seems this channel isnt worth my time
14:02:00 <abc> haha
14:02:00 <ShadowLurker> as 90% of these ppl are fucking losers
14:02:00 <Saemon> then why are you even here right now?
14:02:00 <shadsam> 81
14:02:00 <shadsam> bargain
14:02:00 <DreamSeller> where is B1 :o
14:02:00 <shadsam> 10 bidders
14:02:00 <DreamSeller> chop chop
14:02:00 <shadsam> sup dreams
14:03:00 <ShadowLurker> to entertain myself at the expense of the mentally challenged
14:03:00 <Saemon> fair enough
14:03:00 <Saemon> am i part of that 90%?
14:03:00 <CannibalClown> yes
14:03:00 <Saemon> ah so its you
14:03:00 <Saemon> cannonball clown
14:03:00 <Saemon> i have seen you before
14:03:00 <CannibalClown> dickhead
14:03:00 <Saemon> not much,
14:03:00 <shadsam> wb doc
14:03:00 <shadsam> b1 nis at a mens gay bar
14:04:00 <Saemon> but your canonball clown persona is much more active than shadowlurker
14:04:00 <Saemon> so
14:04:00 <Loof> KindegardenLurker
14:04:00 <Lumeah> hi doctor
14:05:00 <Saemon> wat shows does a guy/gal like yourself like cannonball clown?
14:05:00 <Saemon> i dont know your gender so had to refer to you as guy/gal in case
14:05:00 <shadsam> lovely lumeah
14:05:00 <shadsam> pash u
14:06:00 <CannibalClown> dont try making smalltalk with me
14:06:00 <Saemon> u seem unhappy about that i dont know you
14:06:00 <Saemon> well im trying to get to know you
14:06:00 <Loof> dont bother
14:06:00 <Loof> not worth it
14:06:00 <Loof> he's nothing special
14:06:00 <Loof> just a typial troll
14:06:00 <shadsam> ringing dad brb
14:06:00 <Lumeah> lol ok
14:07:00 <Loof> typical*
14:07:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
14:07:00 <Loof> has daddy issues so he tured to cock
14:07:00 <Excessive> team mishap in full force
14:07:00 <Loof> LOL!
14:07:00 <Excessive> :S
14:07:00 <Loof> likes to make fun of ppl with disabilities, he's a pretty weak character
14:08:00 <Loof> not worth your attention
14:08:00 <CannibalClown> love the smell of rage in the morning
14:09:00 <abc> hey FredFlinstone
14:09:00 <abc> how is wilma and pebbles going
14:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> installin fuckin mongolian chinese metal band xD
14:12:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUvQvP0FyJU
14:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Illy - Coming Down (feat. Hilltop Hoods) (Feb 12, 2014) 5:10 - Category: Music - 6,808 views - 27 likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
14:12:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:13:00 <BlackDevil> Lumeah you like saggy or perky balls?
14:14:00 <Lumeah> balls are balls dude. lol
14:16:00 <Q{_secret_man> :D
14:17:00 <Lumeah> like boobs are boobs. :p
14:19:00 <FredFlinstone> they are well thanks abc
14:19:00 <FredFlinstone> and the rest of the alphabet how are they?
14:19:00 <abc> you will have to ask them
14:19:00 <Q{_secret_man> http://www.theage.com.au/comment/scrapping-monitor-of-antiterror-laws-unfathomable-20140324-35e63.html
14:19:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont know them
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> Washington mudslide: Authorities say 2 new bodies recovered from mudslide, 8 more believed to be found
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> boobs are not boobs
14:19:00 <Lumeah> no?
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> big boobs
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> small boobs
14:19:00 <Lumeah> thats horrible
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> saggy boobs
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> no boobs
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> lopside boobs
14:20:00 <BlackDevil> like this http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/boobchart.jpg
14:21:00 <Lumeah> lol good on
14:21:00 <Lumeah> one
14:22:00 <Lumeah> you have to put effort in black. lol
14:24:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:24:00 <Lumeah> yeah... good on ya
14:24:00 <Lumeah> :p
14:24:00 <shadsam> :))
14:24:00 <Lumeah> bad boys. lol
14:25:00 <BlackDevil> so which one are you Lumeah ?
14:26:00 <shadsam> o,o
14:26:00 <shadsam> lol
14:27:00 <Lumeah> shakes head... not even going to pm me bad lazy sob.. lol
14:28:00 <BlackDevil> ?
14:30:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah go and lounge around on the couch
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> id pm
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> but lets just sex here
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean fuck :)
14:33:00 <Lumeah> lol. bad pandy spanks.
14:36:00 <Scattered> so yeah
14:37:00 <ZeroDistance> yea
14:37:00 <ZeroDistance> spank dat
14:37:00 <ZeroDistance> all on tha flooorr ooaah oooah
14:37:00 <Lumeah> lol hi z
14:38:00 <Scattered> thats it ZeroDistance
14:40:00 <Lumeah> bbl
14:40:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
14:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
14:47:00 <DreamSeller> !seen Bastardly_One
14:47:00 <Excessive> I found 9 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Bastardly_One BBastardly_Onee Bastardly_1_ BastardIy_Onee Bastardly^One. DreamSeller, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #sex 14 hours 18 minutes ago (3.26 00:28) stating: (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) after spending some time there.
14:48:00 <DreamSeller> `seen Bastardly_One
14:48:00 <prowl> DreamSeller, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 14 hours 20 minutes ago (25.03. 23:28) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 2 hours 42 minutes there.
14:50:00 <abc> taking dino with you for a walk ?
14:50:00 <Serenity>
14:51:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8
14:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Surprise! You're Dead! by Faith No More (Jul 20, 2009) 2:26 - Category: Music - 124,646 views - 668 likes (98.8%), 8 dislikes (1.2%)
15:04:00 <stuffz> FUCKEN FAGGOT FACES MAN. FUCKEN FAGGOT FACES.
15:05:00 <shadsam> .......................................................
15:06:00 <shadsam> stuffz ever sucked a cock
15:08:00 <Defunct> I've never sucked a guys dick but once a friend of mine who was that way enclined put his mouth on my dick. It didn't turn me on at all
15:09:00 <Defunct> and I stayed flaccid
15:09:00 <shadsam> lol Defunct
15:09:00 <Defunct> inclined*
15:09:00 <stuffz> OVER A THOUSAND, U?
15:09:00 <shadsam> 0
15:09:00 <stuffz> 2K, MAYBE
15:09:00 <stuffz> U THIN K IM KIDDING EY
15:09:00 <shadsam> u want a toke of the chronic
15:09:00 <stuffz> NAH CRYSTAL
15:10:00 <shadsam> hehe it is
15:10:00 <Defunct> calm down stuffz, ya weirdo
15:10:00 <DreamSeller> lol Defunct, I bet you closed your eyes and thought of it as a chick
15:10:00 <shadsam> stuffz is cool
15:10:00 <stuffz> I KNOW
15:10:00 <Defunct> nah it didn't take my fancy DreamSeller
15:10:00 <stuffz> BIG SHARDS CUZZ
15:10:00 <shadsam> fuck yes
15:11:00 <Defunct> stuffz: You should be warned that stuff will send you crazy
15:11:00 <stuffz> HAHHAHAAHAHHAA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayTUBhJDqxc
15:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: blowing clouds (Aug 23, 2012) 0:48 - Category: Howto and Style - 5,901 views - 10 likes (66.7%), 5 dislikes (33.3%)
15:11:00 <shadsam> :)))))))))))
15:12:00 <Shadowgate> please be funny yous lol
15:12:00 <stuffz> lol Shadowgate is muslim lol
15:12:00 <stuffz> THAT CUNT IS RUSHIONG
15:12:00 <Defunct> You'll do crazy shit and fuck your life up stuffz. So be careful
15:12:00 <stuffz> EY, LIKE GET A CHICK TO MAKE A COMPLAINT TO THE COPS ON ME?
15:13:00 <Shadowgate> hahahahh
15:13:00 <Serenity> .
15:13:00 <Serenity> You need to calm down lady
15:13:00 <doctor> good grief
15:14:00 <shadsam> hollymolly
15:15:00 <stuffz> i goit chix scared of me cuzzez
15:16:00 <Serenity> Cause youre a rapist?
15:16:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1sOKjgsms
15:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Hustle - Long Black Road - ELO (Official Audio) (Dec 16, 2013) 3:23 - Category: Music - 402,345 views - 2,141 likes (98.3%), 37 dislikes (1.7%)
15:16:00 <stuffz> nah cos i did binge rants on them
15:17:00 <stuffz> allot of chix go tryhard.. but when u binge rant on them they be runnin'
15:17:00 <Defunct> 'a lot'
15:18:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> nooooo
15:18:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i will bore u to death!
15:18:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> thus method i will tort u
15:18:00 <stuffz> shoulda seen the chick that went tryhard when i took her back home after 6 days no sleep
15:18:00 <stuffz> she was watching me as i put the car in reverse
15:18:00 <stuffz> music was coming out of the car airconditioning.. country music in fact
15:19:00 <Defunct> I find that hard to believe. I've stayed away for probably 48 hours with speed, after that you're a mess
15:19:00 <Defunct> after water you need sleep most regularly
15:19:00 <stuffz> thats nuffin
15:19:00 <Defunct> and of course air primarily
15:19:00 <stuffz> defunct u ever pissed deep brown piss into a dixie cup?
15:19:00 <Defunct> wait, no. You need sleep more regularly than water
15:21:00 <stuffz> Muslimfunny is gate lol
15:21:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> look at how bored he is
15:21:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i can see he is gasping for air now
15:21:00 <Defunct> you can go like 2 weeks or so without water. You totally fuck up after 3 days or so without sleep
15:21:00 <stuffz> have u ever heard voices/sounds/music that wasnt there?
15:22:00 <BlackDevil> same as your ring tone and when it vibrates
15:22:00 <Defunct> wut?
15:23:00 <BlackDevil> Australian Defense Minister speaking on the Malaysia Airlines crash
15:23:00 <BlackDevil> people hear or feel there phone going off when they dont have it on them
15:23:00 <Defunct> oh like associated stiumulus
15:23:00 <Defunct> stimulus
15:24:00 <Defunct> like ah Pavlovian conditioning
15:24:00 <stuffz> ive been lying. i never used meth lol! suck shit hahahha!
15:25:00 <BlackDevil> shutup meth head
15:25:00 <stuffz> defunct have u ever had 80mg of oxy?
15:25:00 <Defunct> I've taken opiates before
15:26:00 <stuffz> can u please4 just answer the question
15:27:00 <Defunct> The name 'heroin' is from the Bayer name for the product they released because they thought it made you feel like a 'heroine', a hero
15:28:00 <doctor> we can be heroes
15:28:00 <stuffz> i only take safe drugs that the doctor gives
15:28:00 <daftpunk> hi
15:28:00 <daftpunk> lolol
15:28:00 <DreamSeller> <Defunct> I find that hard to believe. I've stayed away for probably 48 hours with speed, after that you're a mess
15:28:00 <DreamSeller> lol
15:28:00 <DreamSeller> amateur
15:29:00 <daftpunk> ive done 5 nights up
15:29:00 <daftpunk> i was tripping
15:29:00 <doctor> drugs are safe up untill the moment you die, which could be for many reasons all of which no longer matter
15:29:00 <stuffz> did u hear shit or see shit daftpunk
15:29:00 <daftpunk> yes
15:29:00 <daftpunk> i seen ghosts
15:29:00 <stuffz> what did u heard?
15:29:00 <daftpunk> in my house
15:29:00 <stuffz> hahah i seen ghosts too
15:29:00 <daftpunk> lolllllllllllll
15:29:00 <stuffz> but i half wanted to seer ghosts
15:29:00 <Defunct> how man days can you do DreamSeller?
15:29:00 <Defunct> many*
15:30:00 <daftpunk> 5 nights is my limit
15:30:00 <stuffz> defunct how many days you can dop? depends on the size of the bag usually
15:30:00 <doctor> why not just take your drugs and not brag about it?
15:30:00 <stuffz> ive cried to some chick off a datiung site an hour on the phone once lololol 5 days no slee[p
15:31:00 <daftpunk> we r talking not bragging
15:31:00 <Defunct> Fuck me. After 2 days with no sleep you're a fucken mess. I'd hate to meet you weirdos after 5 days
15:31:00 <simba> seems like a couple of meth heads just talking about their struggles, nobody close to bragging..\
15:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor :D
15:31:00 <stuffz> im only pretending Defunct ive never touched drugs, ever.
15:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can see you now :P
15:32:00 <stuffz> ikm an elderly gentlerman taht wants to pull up shadowmuslims shirt and tickle her bum, or play with his rod
15:32:00 <doctor> to me it seems bragging about how messed up they can get
15:32:00 <doctor> hello pandas
15:32:00 <PandasDontDrive> hiya master ;)
15:32:00 <daftpunk> panda wrap ya lips round this munchy
15:33:00 <stuffz> they call me the 5 foot 78 [pervet
15:33:00 <simba> seems like theyre just laughing at themselves if anything
15:33:00 <daftpunk> simba quiet
15:33:00 <Defunct> wrap your laughin' gear around a Paul's Billabong
15:33:00 <doctor> please, call me doctor
15:33:00 <daftpunk> indeed
15:33:00 <daftpunk> or a paddle pop
15:33:00 <Defunct> is it?
15:34:00 <stuffz> i brag about how i implode mentally in front of women, but when it ha-pens damn im fucked up
15:35:00 <CannibalClown> laughin' gear lol how old are you
15:35:00 <Defunct> I went to an all-boys school in highschool. Females were like a different species growing up
15:35:00 <stuffz> that woulda been hard as
15:35:00 <stuffz> guys in that school with gfv's woulda had big ass egos
15:36:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> calls stuffz captain pervert!
15:37:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> u just got upgraded stuffz
15:38:00 <stuffz> 'she wouldnt let me go down there'
15:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb lume
15:38:00 <Defunct> coupled with that you get all the testosterone of young males. Bullying. So much angst
15:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:38:00 <stuffz> i woulda thought there would be less bullying with no females around
15:39:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> wait a bit,ur patience will pay off
15:39:00 <Saemon> cocksucking cunts
15:39:00 <stuffz> women bend over for bullies
15:39:00 <stuffz> :\
15:39:00 <stuffz> nah
15:39:00 <stuffz> ;)
15:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> saddest moment n coolest is in fast six when the asians dudes gf
15:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ...
15:39:00 <stuffz> thats hbetter
15:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> (is watchin it)
15:39:00 <stuffz> my ego is lil
15:40:00 <Saemon> bitchboy faggot motherfuckers stfu
15:41:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> pls do not encourage me, Saemon
15:41:00 <stuffz> Saemon tuff boy
15:41:00 <stuffz> come on cuzz be tuff to me cuzz i'll take ya
15:41:00 <BlackDevil> http://imgur.com/sa0LQLA
15:41:00 <stuffz> ive ben lying all afternoon
15:41:00 <Defunct> Everyone has an ego, but Freud talks about the 'super-ego' which keeps it in check
15:41:00 <stuffz> c34pt for the ego being lil
15:41:00 <stuffz> and the statement i just made
15:41:00 <stuffz> and the line i just typed was true
15:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lume
15:41:00 <stuffz> and the line i just typed just above as well is true about the other line beiong true
15:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> told my brother just b4 bout that cool job offer i got ehe
15:42:00 <Saemon> im connected to the comancheros
15:42:00 <Saemon> fuck with me, u fuck with them
15:42:00 <stuffz> theypussy lebboz
15:42:00 <stuffz> and the line above this opne is true
15:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> waitin for his response but he at work busy :/
15:42:00 <stuffz> the line that this setence is truew as wedll it validates everythiung io have said about the truth
15:42:00 <Defunct> PandasDontDrive: how am I to interpret that psychologically?
15:42:00 <Defunct> PandasDontDrive: You're telling your brother to impress him?
15:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the fuck?
15:43:00 <stuffz> lebanese men as lebbo men from the island of lesbos
15:43:00 <Saemon> i could get like 5 guys to rock up to your house right now
15:43:00 <Saemon> if i wanted too
15:43:00 <Saemon> would only take me one sms
15:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
15:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's already an accomplished graphic artist and animator
15:43:00 <Defunct> There's no shame in pride or dignity.
15:44:00 <Saemon> so dont tempt me cunt
15:44:00 <stuffz> hahhaha dignity - lol thats a word i ALWAYS use when i am scetchin out after a few dfays
15:44:00 <stuffz> dignity and integrity l;0lol
15:44:00 <stuffz> oh, and honour lol
15:44:00 <stuffz> oh and character values
15:45:00 <simba> ok m8...
15:46:00 <stuffz> cumon cuntz
15:46:00 <Defunct> The dam at my place is running very low. I worry about the fish living in it.
15:47:00 <Defunct> but I think they should survive
15:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're an imbiscile Defunct
15:47:00 <Defunct> we've got some rains today
15:47:00 <Defunct> imbicile stupid
15:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
15:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> typo
15:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> blow me.
15:49:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> geez u got lots of boyfriends Saemon
15:52:00 <daftpunk> imbicile stupid
15:54:00 <stuffz> i might just quit irc again
15:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb lume
15:54:00 <daftpunk> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:55:00 <stuffz> i got peral jam on.. the signatrure sonmg to "leave irc"
15:55:00 <Defunct> so what makes you think I'm an imbicile PandasDontDrive?
15:56:00 <stuffz> ok i am playing "jeremy" to signify i will leave irc
15:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> just do it
15:56:00 <Defunct> Pearl Jam song?
15:56:00 <stuffz> ...but... im scared!
15:56:00 <stuffz> yer
15:57:00 <stuffz> what abotu i put on 'al;l those yesterdays' or somethiung from yeild?
15:58:00 <Defunct> Lemon yellow sun
15:58:00 <Defunct> in pools of maroon blood
15:59:00 <Saemon> Q{_boi_find_love
15:59:00 <simba> lol at these manchildren fapping over a hercules movie with the rock in it
15:59:00 <stuffz> yeild
15:59:00 <stuffz> no way
15:59:00 <Defunct> King Jeremy the wicked, ruled his world
15:59:00 <simba> all their homo erotic desires in 1 3 hour movie
15:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hercules with the rock
15:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
16:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if the rock will do an expendables movie
16:00:00 <simba> hope not
16:00:00 <simba> do you think we'll soon enter a time where faggots openly masturbate to movies like 300 at the cinemas?
16:00:00 <simba> and masturbate their gay friends
16:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> 300 was great
16:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen The Spirit
16:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> written for the screen and directed by Frank Miller himself.
16:01:00 <simba> nein
16:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eITazqjGtqY
16:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Watch the trailer for The Spirit - In Theaters 12/25 (Dec 2, 2008) 2:28 - Category: Film and Animation - 2,285,539 views - 3,041 likes (71.1%), 1,236 dislikes (28.9%)
16:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sam l jackson is great in it ;)
16:01:00 <simba> i saw 25th hour it was kinda weird
16:01:00 <simba> not Awesome not Shit
16:02:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> Saemon,
16:02:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/art-and-design/nga-refuses-to-return-us5m-shiva-statue-despite-evidence-it-was-stolen-from-indian-temple-20140324-hvmdw.html
16:02:00 <stuffz> u mean, just wrong
16:02:00 <stuffz> or just right?
16:02:00 <stuffz> u reckon DP will fix me up?
16:03:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> from another angle
16:03:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> http://environmentalarmageddon.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cern_shiva.jpg
16:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope you like that link simba, it's great, beats sin city and 300
16:04:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> http://www.fritjofcapra.net/shiva.html
16:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Samuel L. Jackson (with his constant costume changes) in a Nazi uniform, lolarious
16:06:00 <simba> they say two wongs dont make a white
16:06:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:06:00 <stuffz> i heard the suruiving members are going to relase some more unrleeased kurt cobain stuff - him tuning his guitar and something about farting and yelling at courtney about getting pregnant
16:06:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg9PWSHL4Vg
16:06:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy
16:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fire Near AIG Campus (Mar 25, 2014) 2:29 - Category: People and Blogs - 27,196 views - 1,599 likes (97.6%), 40 dislikes (2.4%)
16:06:00 <simba> i think they milked the kobain kow enough now
16:07:00 <stuffz> they havent done the toilet sessions tho
16:07:00 <simba> that burning building is fake as fuck clever CGI
16:08:00 <DreamSeller> the legend continues
16:08:00 <DreamSeller> http://i.imgur.com/NAO7DqW.jpg
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> lol
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> CGI fire
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> with black people talking
16:11:00 <BlackDevil> screaming
16:11:00 <simba> yes theyre called actors they appear in movies with fake fires
16:11:00 <simba> do u think all the fires in movies are real
16:11:00 <BlackDevil> yes
16:11:00 <simba> do u think the joker really blew up a hospital!!!!
16:12:00 <simba> hes a badman
16:12:00 <Pieter> MEGAGAY.CUM\\\
16:12:00 <simba> no that 1 looks real TBH
16:12:00 <simba> especially cos it falls over at the end
16:12:00 <BlackDevil> here is some more videos http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c08_1395776092
16:12:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Massive 5-alarm luxury apartment fire in Montrose (Houston, TX) (Date: Mar-25-2014, 6 hours ago) - Views: 2249 - Played: 0
16:15:00 <DreamSeller> fuck. can't find it now
16:15:00 <DreamSeller> but.. there is a timeframe image of that fire
16:15:00 <DreamSeller> 5 mins is all it took
16:19:00 <Shadowgate> i met a ugly girl on paltalk i cybered without seeing her pic and she was ugly
16:19:00 <Shadowgate> i regret it now
16:19:00 <TheRon> damn
16:19:00 <Shadowgate> she looked like a fucken man
16:19:00 <simba> down down arsenals down
16:20:00 <TheRon> hey look, a roots a root
16:20:00 <Shadowgate> she told me she loves me
16:20:00 <Ana_Ng> we're all pink on the inside
16:20:00 <TheRon> get out now
16:20:00 <Shadowgate> but she is ugly
16:21:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> ^ let save to log
16:21:00 <TheRon> even you Ana_Ng ?
16:21:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> Ana_Ng, nick is shown as pink here
16:21:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> same as FredFlinstone
16:21:00 <Shadowgate> what a site exposing fuckeing plenty of fish ugly women who want good looking guys triple standard bitches
16:21:00 <Ana_Ng> even hideous me
16:21:00 <Shadowgate> http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/11/13/stealth-red-pill-lessons-weekend-weirdness/
16:22:00 <Shadowgate> superficial women
16:22:00 <Shadowgate> women are superficial bitches
16:22:00 <TheRon> hideous is a bit strong
16:22:00 <Shadowgate> i been on plenty of fish and get no single reply
16:24:00 <Ana_Ng> in alaska, i get men who love fish more than anything
16:24:00 <panda> i think this weather is getting me down
16:24:00 <TheRon> you get men?
16:24:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, i get men
16:24:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous please type into an irc room lol i wanna laugh whilst drinking vodka
16:25:00 <TheRon> do you like your coffee black like your men?
16:25:00 <Ana_Ng> i like my men how i like my coffee
16:25:00 <Ana_Ng> ground up and in the freezer
16:25:00 <TheRon> classy
16:26:00 <Ana_Ng> i do like the black men, but we don't have enough here
16:26:00 <BlackDevil> wait
16:26:00 <BlackDevil> brick mansions has paul walker in it
16:26:00 <BlackDevil> yet he died?
16:26:00 <BlackDevil> da funk
16:27:00 <Kynetic> is it cos we're not black?
16:27:00 <panda> lol
16:28:00 <Ana_Ng> not being black is sad
16:28:00 <Ana_Ng> but i pity you
16:28:00 <Saemon> not being racist
16:28:00 <Ana_Ng> not at all
16:28:00 <Saemon> but black skin is just not very appealing
16:28:00 <Ana_Ng> what
16:28:00 <Saemon> or attractive
16:29:00 <Saemon> just sayin
16:29:00 <Ana_Ng> oh to you
16:29:00 <Ana_Ng> for me, the darker the better
16:29:00 <Keely> lol
16:29:00 <Saemon> yeah, for me
16:29:00 <Saemon> everyone is allowed to have an opinion
16:29:00 <Saemon> last i checked, this was a free country
16:29:00 <TheRon> just ask george brandis
16:29:00 <Saemon> freedom of speech and expression of opinion
16:30:00 <TheRon> freedom of speech isn't absolute it never has been
16:30:00 <stuffz> funny is gate lol
16:31:00 <stuffz> its the dick size
16:31:00 <TheRon> it's the black anaconda
16:31:00 <stuffz> shit
16:31:00 <stuffz> fuk it
16:31:00 <Saemon> only just the dick
16:31:00 <TheRon> i'm mr average
16:31:00 <simba> maybe they filmed it and then he died
16:32:00 <Saemon> why dont chicks just get a dildo
16:32:00 <stuffz> im mer dead of drugz
16:32:00 <Saemon> same thing same purpose
16:32:00 <Ana_Ng> you should try a dildo
16:32:00 <Saemon> why have to go for the long dick thats attached to the whole baggage of black fella that comes along with it?
16:32:00 <CannibalClown> looool saemon the sexpert
16:32:00 <Serenity> freedom of speech is in that american constitution. it does not exist in australias
16:32:00 <Serenity> the*
16:32:00 <Ana_Ng> men are rarely baggage
16:32:00 <simba> !?!??!?!?!!?
16:33:00 <Warning> mmm dicks
16:33:00 <Saemon> i am somewhat of a expert on sex
16:33:00 <Ana_Ng> somewhat?
16:33:00 <Keely> lol
16:33:00 <Saemon> what?
16:33:00 <Ana_Ng> who?
16:34:00 <CannibalClown> cocks
16:34:00 <Saemon> i think ive had more sex with different ppl then most on here
16:34:00 <CannibalClown> aaaaaaahahahahaha
16:34:00 <Saemon> yeah they're paid escorts
16:34:00 <Saemon> but so what
16:34:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
16:34:00 <Saemon> thats beside the point
16:34:00 <Saemon> sex is sex
16:34:00 <Ana_Ng> threesomes?
16:34:00 <CannibalClown> thats desperate
16:34:00 <Ana_Ng> homosexuality?
16:34:00 <Serenity> jesus christ lol
16:34:00 <Saemon> yeah i had 3somes
16:34:00 <Saemon> cost me $400
16:34:00 <BlackDevil> not possible
16:35:00 <Saemon> $200 for each girl for 1 hour
16:35:00 <CannibalClown> thats fucked up
16:35:00 <Warning> i have onesomes all the time
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> with your hand?
16:35:00 <Warning> yep
16:35:00 <Keely> you have a nice collection of blow up dolls eh Saemon?
16:35:00 <Ana_Ng> foursome?
16:35:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck a dude?
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
16:36:00 <Saemon> nah blow up dolls are lame
16:36:00 <Ana_Ng> sheeps?
16:36:00 <Warning> blow up dicks is where it's at
16:36:00 <Keely> dildos then?
16:36:00 <Ana_Ng> ever stuck a toe in a vadge?
16:36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
16:36:00 <Keely> lol
16:36:00 <CannibalClown> blow up dolls are too tall
16:36:00 <TheRon> "i'm gonna wear you like a slipper!"
16:37:00 <Saemon> lol blow up dolls are fucken pathetic who ever uses them
16:37:00 <Saemon> why fuck a blow up doll when i can pay REAL women for sex
16:37:00 <Serenity> cause htats just as sad
16:37:00 <Keely> pay??...lol
16:37:00 <Ana_Ng> and women pop more easily
16:37:00 <Warning> least hookers have blood tests, never know what you get from some slut at a nightclub
16:37:00 <Saemon> true Warning
16:37:00 <TheRon> when having sex with a chick with fake boobs, make sure the cigarette is put out
16:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
16:37:00 <daftpunk> mmm chocolate
16:38:00 <Saemon> i only see registered escorts
16:38:00 <Keely> hookers are crack heads
16:38:00 <Saemon> and besides, alot of sluts at nightclubs that you pick up easily
16:38:00 <Keely> lol
16:38:00 <Saemon> are actually street hookers anyway
16:38:00 <Saemon> on their nights off
16:38:00 <CannibalClown> id be wondering
16:38:00 <Serenity> yeah that happens
16:38:00 <CannibalClown> do you pay extra since ur house is filthy
16:39:00 <Saemon> no i only do in-calls
16:39:00 <Keely> lololol
16:39:00 <Saemon> that is, go to thier place
16:39:00 <TheRon> whats cheaper these days, some chick at a nightclub with no guarantees or an escort?
16:39:00 <Serenity> he pays hald cause he has no legs
16:39:00 <Serenity> half
16:39:00 <CannibalClown> do they have a special sling for you
16:39:00 <Saemon> an escort is more secure Keely in that u will get what u want
16:39:00 <Kynetic> tis but a flesh wound
16:39:00 <CannibalClown> hoist ya up
16:39:00 <Serenity> lol Kynetic
16:39:00 <Saemon> trying to get some chick, you'd gota impress her
16:39:00 <daftpunk> %hi
16:40:00 <Saemon> she'd want her to buy u drinks n more
16:40:00 <Saemon> waste like 300 bux
16:40:00 <Saemon> then at the end of the night, no guranteee that shes gona want to fuck u
16:40:00 <CannibalClown> you are a sad little man
16:40:00 <Saemon> she might change her mind,
16:40:00 <Saemon> or just be playin u
16:40:00 <CannibalClown> you should anhero
16:40:00 <Kynetic> and then when you stand up to goto the toilet
16:40:00 <Kynetic> she realises you have no legs
16:40:00 <Saemon> with escort, u know u will get what u want
16:40:00 <Kynetic> fark
16:40:00 <Serenity> loool
16:40:00 <CannibalClown> lol
16:40:00 <Saemon> your cock sucked,.
16:40:00 <Kynetic> what a bummer that is
16:40:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha
16:40:00 <Moke> big dick fitness
16:41:00 <Keely> yeah....drug addicted dirty not showered recently smelly desperate sex....sooooooooooo scrumptious!!!!...lol
16:41:00 <Saemon> errr
16:41:00 <stuffz> i think i should just be a homosexual.. like by choice
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> gawd
16:41:00 <Saemon> Keely before the session commences
16:41:00 <Kynetic> you should stuffz
16:41:00 <Saemon> the escort showers with you
16:41:00 <Kynetic> save us from you reproducing by accident
16:41:00 <CannibalClown> looooooool
16:41:00 <Moke> np: Blur - Fool's Day "Fool's Day"
16:42:00 <Saemon> you ppl dont really know anything about what goes on with seeing escorts
16:42:00 <Saemon> yous just have your negative stereotypes
16:42:00 <Keely> admittedly....make sure she swallows so you don't have reproductions buddy:)
16:42:00 <Serenity> its paying for sex
16:43:00 <Serenity> we dont need to know anything else
16:43:00 <Saemon> paying for sex so what
16:43:00 <TheRon> we all pay for sex one way or another
16:43:00 <Saemon> its like paying for a massage
16:43:00 <Saemon> a physio session
16:43:00 <Serenity> yeah no
16:43:00 <Serenity> its not
16:43:00 <Keely> All in all to each his own... I don't really judge...just an opinion:)
16:43:00 <stuffz> best thing ever - when you get to meet all the escoprts dont ask any of them questions except "do you kiss?" lololol it fux em bad. by the time u get to the 10th they dont wanna know u
16:43:00 <Saemon> its just a service
16:43:00 <Saemon> Serenity its just a matter of perspective.
16:43:00 <Warning> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/tax-pays-for-disabled-sex-sessions/story-e6freuzi-1226108595914
16:44:00 <Saemon> u think its horrible cuz thats your perception
16:44:00 <Saemon> i dont
16:44:00 <Saemon> simple
16:44:00 <Serenity> i dont think its horrible i think its sad
16:44:00 <Serenity> and it is
16:44:00 <CannibalClown> your perspective is pretty low
16:44:00 <Saemon> how is it sad?
16:44:00 <Saemon> im happy that im getting my cock sucked
16:44:00 <Saemon> the chick is happy doin it cuz shes happy shes gettin paid
16:44:00 <Keely> I have to agree saemon...spech when bad guys are out there raping and shit...least you are honest:)
16:45:00 <Saemon> win win for all involved
16:45:00 <Keely> tru dat
16:45:00 <Saemon> i dont know how that would be considered sad.
16:45:00 <Serenity> lol that explains its self really
16:45:00 <Saemon> true Keely
16:45:00 <Saemon> there are guys out there who cant get sex and resort to rape
16:46:00 <stuffz> i lover meth becuase as you self destruct you still arrogant as fuk
16:46:00 <Serenity> that is absolutely nothing to do with rape. rape is rarely about getting off
16:46:00 <Saemon> and it seems like some ppl here might even actually respect him for that
16:46:00 <Saemon> then for me paying for sex
16:46:00 <Saemon> the legal way where no one gets hurt
16:46:00 <Keely> however....eewwwwwwwwwwwwy on the hooker shit.....they are all so skin scabbed and oily hair from tweaking for a fix....how could sex with them be appealing?
16:46:00 <Serenity> you can spin it any way you like it doesnt make it any less desperate
16:46:00 <Moke> np: The Sa-Ra Creative Partners - Bitch Baby "Nuclear Evolution - The Age of Love"
16:47:00 <stuffz> i lost my virginioty to a hooker
16:47:00 <FredFlinstone> shw ouldnt give it back?
16:47:00 <Warning> lol
16:47:00 <Keely> lol
16:47:00 <FredFlinstone> or couldnt find it?
16:47:00 <Saemon> Keely thats just a negative stereotype
16:48:00 <Saemon> professional escorts these days are nothing like that
16:48:00 <Saemon> at all
16:48:00 <Keely> sure they are
16:48:00 <Saemon> what u are thinking off is the street hooker
16:48:00 <Keely> who you kidding or trying to convince?
16:48:00 <Serenity> why not go find a nice girl to have sex with
16:48:00 <CannibalClown> but the truth of the matter
16:48:00 <Serenity> instead of paying somoene to pretend they want to fuck you
16:48:00 <daftpunk> ....
16:49:00 <CannibalClown> its fucked up
16:49:00 <Saemon> no, professional escorts work for an agency where they have to register with the police and have mandatory health checks every month
16:49:00 <Keely> LOL
16:49:00 <Keely> still........
16:49:00 <Saemon> Serenity they dont pretend they want to fuck me, they just do it
16:49:00 <Serenity> imagine all those slimey cocks that have been in there
16:49:00 <Serenity> yuck
16:49:00 <Saemon> there is no pretense about it
16:49:00 <g^style> steams down ffs
16:49:00 <TheRon> right about now, the funk soul brother......
16:49:00 <Moke> stfu
16:50:00 <Saemon> when u go to pay a dentist to treat you
16:50:00 <stuffz> well women use their pussies as a sign of power. "are you good enough to have my pussy?", "why are you payting for sex? no good enough to get our pussies for free?" its all a big ego and a trip for women.
16:50:00 <Warning> do they let u stick it in their ass?
16:50:00 <Serenity> the fact shes fucking you, is an act. she doesnt WANT to be fucking you
16:50:00 <Serenity> its an act
16:50:00 <Serenity> for money
16:50:00 <Saemon> they dont pretend to want to treat you
16:50:00 <CannibalClown> give it up legless, noones going to change their minds about you being a disgusting filthy desperate pig
16:50:00 <Saemon> they just do it
16:50:00 <stuffz> "paying for sex" threatens womens hold on their pussy power
16:50:00 <Saemon> i know she doesnt want to fuck me, i know theres no emotions involved
16:50:00 <Saemon> im paying for the physical act
16:50:00 <Saemon> i dont want to be her friend
16:50:00 <stuffz> most guys do hookers and suck cock in sectret
16:50:00 <Moke> np: Ryan Hemsworth - Charly Wingate "Last Words"
16:51:00 <Saemon> just like how i dont want to be my dentists friend
16:51:00 <Serenity> what a load of shit
16:51:00 <Saemon> but i still pay him for his services
16:51:00 <Serenity> this is stupid
16:51:00 <CannibalClown> ffs
16:51:00 <Saemon> <stuffz> "paying for sex" threatens womens hold on their pussy power
16:52:00 <Keely> EXACTLY saemon...she dosn't want to....while she's fucking you she's thinking about her grocery list...if she gonna get coffee or latte and what her and her friends are gonna do friday night:)
16:52:00 <Saemon> indeed, that is true as well
16:52:00 <Saemon> why would men have to suck up to women and be nice to get pusst
16:52:00 <Serenity> and THAT is sad keely
16:52:00 <Saemon> when they can just pay for it
16:52:00 <Serenity> at least even one night stands that are purely about getting off
16:52:00 <Serenity> you want to be there
16:52:00 <Serenity> its a chouce
16:52:00 <Serenity> not thinking about what to cook your 6 kids for dinner
16:52:00 <stuffz> when you approacvh a woman sitting on a styool on a bar you are basically applying to root their ussiesp
16:52:00 <Saemon> well in regards to what the escort is thinking, i couldnt care less
16:53:00 <Keely> just whack off for free
16:53:00 <Keely> lol
16:53:00 <Saemon> and im not gona feel bad if she doesnt want to be there cuz shes gettin paid for it
16:53:00 <Serenity> shes probably thinking what a disgusting grub you are
16:53:00 <Saemon> if she doenst want to be there then fine
16:53:00 <Keely> and in meantime...you might meet a nice girl:)
16:53:00 <Saemon> gimme my money back and i will get another escort
16:53:00 <CannibalClown> shes judging you for sure
16:53:00 <Saemon> problem sovled
16:53:00 <CannibalClown> then telling her mates how fucked you are
16:53:00 <Serenity> sad
16:53:00 <Saemon> oh of course
16:53:00 <Warning> you know a hooker can say no? even after you've paid them
16:53:00 <Saemon> i judge her too for doing what she does
16:54:00 <Warning> they have that option
16:54:00 <Serenity> talk about lack of self respect
16:54:00 <Saemon> but like i saif
16:54:00 <Saemon> said
16:54:00 <CannibalClown> right
16:54:00 <Saemon> we're not there to be friends
16:54:00 <TheRon> when i leave money on the dresser for my latest conquest i feel bad, but when i do it for it a hooker it feels normal
16:54:00 <Saemon> i want a blow job and shes giving it to me for my money
16:54:00 <Saemon> business transcation.
16:54:00 <Serenity> yeah its pathetic
16:54:00 <stuffz> i have enough self respect that iu will never go cruising for cougar roots at the pub. anmd if a young girl is drunk and easy? umm they klnow they aint shit
16:54:00 <Serenity> and desperate
16:54:00 <Saemon> so what
16:54:00 <Saemon> ive tried in real life
16:54:00 <Saemon> and i failed
16:55:00 <Saemon> i know i cant get sex the normal way
16:55:00 <CannibalClown> you gave up
16:55:00 <Saemon> yeah i did
16:55:00 <Serenity> im going to go get a late lunch. bbs'
16:55:00 <Saemon> c`est la vie
16:55:00 <Saemon> we play the cards we are dealt
16:55:00 <TheRon> woo you know french
16:55:00 <stuffz> italian
16:55:00 <stuffz> it has to be italianb
16:55:00 <TheRon> is that italian?
16:55:00 <Saemon> indeed je parler francais
16:55:00 <daftpunk> cuppa brb
16:55:00 <Moke> np: Major Lazer - Aerosol Can (feat. Pharrell Williams) "Apocalypse Soon EP"
16:56:00 <stuffz> Pieter knows the essense of self destruction too. but when your boat is sinking you are lecturing and cussin
16:56:00 <Keely> why can't you get it the normal way?
16:56:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> whats wrong with cougars at pub, stuffz?
16:56:00 <Saemon> because im ugly
16:56:00 <Saemon> fat
16:56:00 <Saemon> diabled
16:56:00 <daftpunk> wb
16:57:00 <Saemon> disabled*
16:57:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> was going to try that
16:57:00 <Saemon> socially awkward
16:57:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> clearly theyre not coming to irc
16:57:00 <Keely> hmm
16:57:00 <Saemon> dont have much experience talking to ppl making friends in public
16:57:00 <stuffz> well cougars.. i dunno... if you root em, it means you gotta "know them"
16:57:00 <Keely> well then I feel bad about all I said to ya
16:57:00 <Saemon> dont feel bad
16:57:00 <Saemon> i am what i am
16:58:00 <Keely> what time is it there?
16:58:00 <Warning> time i went and ordered pizza
16:58:00 <Warning> brb
16:58:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> 11pm
16:58:00 <stuffz> i think i could try go on a christiian dating site cos the women are fucked up too
16:58:00 <Lumeah> oh
16:58:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:59:00 <Keely> it's 2am here
16:59:00 <Keely> Do many peeps from Canada come around here?
16:59:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> where u at, keely
16:59:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> not many
16:59:00 <daftpunk> lolololol
16:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
16:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sausage roll covered in Nostimini xD
16:59:00 <daftpunk> flees
16:59:00 <daftpunk> lol
17:00:00 <Pyro-> if any
17:00:00 <Keely> Canada
17:00:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> only ana_ng
17:00:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> are u ana_ng, keely
17:00:00 <Keely> Nopes
17:00:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> even canada is a huge place
17:00:00 <Keely> I used to come on mirc...couple years ago
17:00:00 <stuffz> last year a woman wenmt to the cops and reportred me in an attempt to get them onto me because of two of my meth meltdowns
17:00:00 <Moke> np: Real Estate - It's Real "Days"
17:01:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> even 1-2hrs drive is too far
17:01:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> so far, might as well be on other side of the planet
17:01:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i've always been here
17:01:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> <-- irc residence
17:02:00 <TheRon> SPURS WIN !!!!!!
17:02:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> im even here longer than Saemon
17:02:00 <Keely> Back in the day....when mirc was poppin I was an op in chatzone
17:02:00 <Keely> years ago really
17:02:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> oh wow nice
17:02:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> were u hot?
17:02:00 <Pyro-> what a claim to fame
17:03:00 <Keely> roflmao
17:03:00 <Keely> nooooooooooooooooooo
17:03:00 <Keely> just saying.....
17:03:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> how u get to be op then
17:03:00 <stuffz> claim to blame
17:03:00 <Pyro-> easy
17:03:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> how
17:03:00 <Pyro-> by being easy
17:04:00 <Keely> that's how long ago I used to be on mirc:)
17:04:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> ok thats Pyro- way
17:04:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> where u been since huh
17:04:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> sounds like u got a story to tell, Keely
17:05:00 <Keely> Got married......spent my time irl:)
17:05:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> was it fun?
17:05:00 <Keely> what?
17:05:00 <Keely> irc
17:05:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> irl
17:05:00 <Keely> or
17:05:00 <Keely> irl?
17:06:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> yeh irl
17:06:00 <panda> fk i want smokes
17:06:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> marriage is good - u recommend it?
17:06:00 <panda> i got bud
17:06:00 <panda> who wants bud? i want smokes!
17:06:00 <Keely> Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah:)
17:06:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> thats what i been hearing
17:07:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> and it all been adding up
17:07:00 <TheRon> i got real cubans, but they could be dominicans in a cuban wrapper
17:07:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> if i knew this earlier i would have gotten married long ago
17:07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
17:07:00 <panda> ay j
17:07:00 <panda> saw u log on xbox
17:07:00 <panda> brb
17:07:00 <stuffz> women love the comittment of marriage
17:08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes I am playin bf4
17:08:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> what they commit?
17:08:00 <Keely> it's been about 8 years since i've been on irc:)
17:08:00 <stuffz> women love dressing up like a princess
17:08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Keely wat was your old nick
17:08:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> wow long time
17:08:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> u got kids?
17:08:00 <Pieter> Me beeeeee sexy :)
17:08:00 <TheRon> i don't like mondays
17:08:00 <TheRon> i wanna shoot the whole day down
17:08:00 <Keely> my nick was my real name........Keely....and Keely rae:)
17:08:00 <stuffz> marriage is a womens guide to easy committment
17:08:00 <Moke> fleas up your bum
17:08:00 <Moke> u fat cunt
17:09:00 <TheRon> keely hazel has really big norgs
17:09:00 <Keely> lol
17:09:00 <stuffz> women cannot bear the thought of committment without a contract of marriage as verification
17:09:00 <stuffz> women secretly have a hardon for divorce
17:10:00 <stuffz> can u imagine a woman having to show her comittment to a RELATIONSHIP BY NEVER HAVING TO GET MARRIED? SHE'D LEAVE
17:11:00 <stuffz> im just too smart... u see, once you stiop looking AT WOMEN AS SEX OBJECTS U START TO SEE HOW FRUCKING STU-ID THEY ARE
17:12:00 <TheRon> have they found that fucking plane yet??
17:12:00 <stuffz> NO
17:12:00 <Serenity> Wow.
17:12:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao useless
17:12:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> thats cool stuffz
17:12:00 <FredFlinstone> all this technology fuckin useless
17:12:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i know how to get women to commit to me
17:12:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> :D
17:12:00 <TheRon> does it do any tricks?
17:13:00 <TheRon> that blackbox has gps doesn't it??
17:13:00 <Keely> btw...
17:13:00 <FredFlinstone> obviously not
17:13:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> what is it, Keely
17:13:00 <Keely> do aussies watch or folloe big brother canada?
17:13:00 <TheRon> no
17:13:00 <Keely> follow
17:13:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> no
17:13:00 <daftpunk> .
17:13:00 <TheRon> right
17:14:00 <TheRon> we don't even watch our own big brother
17:14:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> also im from usa
17:14:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> cali
17:14:00 <Keely> really?
17:14:00 <Pyro-> we don't even follow our own bb.. why would we follow canadian bb?
17:14:00 <Warning> lol @ bb
17:14:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> <-- was from au
17:14:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i havent been to ca yet
17:14:00 <Keely> canadians follow big brother australia
17:14:00 <TheRon> they stopped the uncut bb and i just lost interest
17:14:00 <Pyro-> they really must have nothing to do up there
17:14:00 <Keely> ohhhhhhhh
17:14:00 <daftpunk> ..
17:14:00 <TheRon> you still here?
17:14:00 <TheRon> go get me a beer
17:15:00 <stuffz> when women say "women know if they wanna have sex with a guy in the first ten seconds" they trick all hetersexuals into thinking they are very intuiative, smart and kind of showing off a progressive powert of the modern woman - but to me.. it looks very superficial
17:15:00 <stuffz> thats the power i have when i dont treat woman as pussies and tits
17:15:00 <TheRon> is south park a true represntation of canadians?
17:15:00 <Warning> lol
17:15:00 <Pieter> fuckin awesome
17:15:00 <TheRon> great song that
17:15:00 <Pieter> thres not gonna be any more zone 2
17:15:00 <Pieter> and all ravel within the city is free
17:15:00 <Pieter> :)
17:15:00 <daftpunk> u peakin
17:15:00 <Pieter> no more myki for meeeee
17:16:00 <Warning> trash can heads
17:16:00 <TheRon> that scott, he's a dick
17:16:00 <Pieter> err no
17:16:00 <Pieter> im sure it wouled be obvious if i were
17:17:00 <Keely> I mussssssssssst be old.....canadians loved your steve the alligator guy......soooooooooo sad when he died....we used to love on him but all the aussies on chatzone used to laugh at that and called himgay
17:17:00 <Serenity> Steve was a cock head
17:17:00 <Keely> lol
17:17:00 <Keely> see?
17:17:00 <panda> bf4 ftw
17:17:00 <TheRon> bindi is worse
17:17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi sezz
17:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> J
17:18:00 <panda> 7,000,000 bf4 players :P
17:18:00 <Keely> we still loveeeeee him
17:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
17:18:00 <Serenity> Hey j
17:18:00 <panda> hey j brb
17:18:00 <panda> oh yea im J
17:18:00 <Keely> Bindi rocks
17:19:00 <Keely> she sets an awesome example
17:19:00 <Keely> of coolio auusie peeps
17:19:00 <Serenity> The son is just as annoying
17:19:00 <Serenity> In fact they all are
17:19:00 <Serenity> Annoying dickheads
17:19:00 <TheRon> in canada who is hated more, nickleback or celine dion??
17:19:00 <daftpunk> oo,o
17:19:00 <TheRon> if only the strippers were free
17:19:00 <daftpunk> lollllllllllll
17:19:00 <daftpunk> cunt got owned
17:19:00 <TheRon> are you just on here to be a dick??
17:19:00 <simba> BBS
17:20:00 <FredFlinstone> lol @ TheRon
17:20:00 <Keely> celine is the best female vocalist in the world
17:20:00 <TheRon> dear god
17:20:00 <Keely> ;P
17:20:00 <FredFlinstone> Kylie is!
17:20:00 <Keely> lol
17:20:00 <daftpunk> okies
17:20:00 <daftpunk> lololol
17:20:00 <daftpunk> lollllllllllll
17:21:00 <Keely> who?
17:21:00 <Keely> lol
17:21:00 <FredFlinstone> Kylie FuckinNo Talent
17:21:00 <Keely> roflmao
17:21:00 <FredFlinstone> and that fake fuckin posh english accent FFS
17:21:00 <Keely> we also have drake
17:21:00 <daftpunk> gday fred
17:22:00 <Keely> lol
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> is he duck?
17:22:00 <Keely> Canadians are suckers for accents....
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> a
17:22:00 <Keely> once I called my gf in Australia....
17:22:00 <TheRon> if i came over there with an aussie accent would i pick up?
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> gday daftpunk
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> how goes mate?
17:22:00 <daftpunk> good thanks
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
17:22:00 <TheRon> how's the res
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
17:22:00 <daftpunk> :)
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont know lol
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> you would pick up Celine Dion lolollollllllll
17:23:00 <TheRon> even though i'm fat and ugly?
17:23:00 <Keely> I got the wrong number but I taled to some random Aussie for 45 minutes just to perv on the accent:)
17:23:00 <Keely> True steory:)
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky you'
17:23:00 <Keely> very:)
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck the res
17:23:00 <daftpunk> seen wilma m8
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> all those bogons
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> nah she is a frigid bitch
17:23:00 <daftpunk> lols okies
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
17:23:00 <FredFlinstone> I fuck my hand
17:24:00 <daftpunk> so does theron lol
17:25:00 <TheRon> get your hand off it
17:25:00 <daftpunk> heheh
17:25:00 <daftpunk> `seen lumeah
17:25:00 <prowl> daftpunk, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
17:25:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:26:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing wron wif dat
17:26:00 <FredFlinstone> it seasy and no complaining
17:26:00 <FredFlinstone> come good every thine
17:26:00 <FredFlinstone> time
17:27:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i can do several au accent Keely
17:27:00 <TheRon> rich v carlton?
17:27:00 <TheRon> carlton will win that
17:28:00 <Keely> I don't have my name reg'd anymore....is this basically the only active chan anymore?
17:28:00 <Keely> lol boi
17:28:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> rural, urban, bogan
17:28:00 <Keely> how old are ya?
17:28:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> 30s
17:28:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> lower mid 30s
17:28:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> :D
17:28:00 <Keely> wow
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope so
17:28:00 <TheRon> not tipping richmond until they give me a reason to
17:28:00 <TheRon> same with north
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> pack of fags richmond
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I like norht
17:29:00 <Keely> I'm a bit much older
17:29:00 <Keely> I was that
17:29:00 <Keely> 8 years ago
17:29:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> its ok i dig cougars
17:29:00 <Keely> lol
17:29:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> u got kids yet
17:29:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> how many u want
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> north
17:29:00 <TheRon> fridays game was pathetic from north
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> come on
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> shit happens
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> its the firt match
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> get over it
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> just cos the pussies had a good win
17:29:00 <TheRon> they built us up only to let us down again
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> but the pussies always win lol
17:30:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> how many can u handle
17:30:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> my work colleague got 6 kids
17:30:00 <Keely> I have 1 son
17:30:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> nice
17:30:00 <Keely> could prob be your bro
17:30:00 <Keely> age wise
17:30:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> :o
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> THE POWER OF THE PUSSY!
17:30:00 <shads> lololol
17:30:00 <TheRon> pussies are ugly as fuck yet you can't look away
17:30:00 <shads> cunt power
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> not for me now fuck that
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> she can keep it
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> fukin mole
17:31:00 <Keely> do you know the owner of chatzone?
17:31:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> no i dont
17:31:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> way beyond my time
17:31:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i joined last year
17:31:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> hardly anyone there
17:31:00 <[Maverick]> don't listen to Q{_boi_find_love
17:31:00 <Keely> I know
17:31:00 <[Maverick]> he is a bit off kilter
17:31:00 <Keely> but
17:32:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> maybe its wrong chatzone
17:32:00 <Keely> lol mav!!!!!!!!!!!
17:32:00 <Keely> back when I used to be on mirc.........
17:32:00 <Keely> every channel...
17:32:00 <TheRon> watch the storm on monday night??
17:32:00 <shads> afl sucky sucky
17:32:00 <TheRon> is that bloke on the stretcher ok?
17:33:00 <[Maverick]> offkilter meaning, he came to austnet (he is a yank who likes to partake in the womans art of wearing dresses) trying to chase down love.. but in reality he scares all the females away
17:33:00 <Keely> had a website....and we all had aour pic posted...
17:33:00 <TheRon> mars aint no place to raise a kid, in fact it's cold as hell
17:33:00 <TheRon> the showdown should be tight
17:33:00 <shads> sum guy broke his neck in league
17:33:00 <shads> i couldnt watch it
17:34:00 <Keely> oh shit..........
17:34:00 <Keely> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:34:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> no way [Maverick], im actually a charmer. women quiver on my approach dude
17:34:00 <Keely> you guys are howls......
17:34:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> but i rarely have time to chat
17:34:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. they quiver with fear...
17:34:00 <TheRon> newcastle?
17:34:00 <shads> not sure
17:34:00 <Q{{_romeo> i just had a weird dream, someone sent 2 probes to earth to alter my realities and insert psychic implants in me
17:34:00 <TheRon> they lost a 15 - 20 mins because of that
17:35:00 <Keely> lol
17:35:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> most dont really know what overcome them
17:35:00 <Keely> I'm NOT here for love.....
17:35:00 <Keely> just laughs and shit
17:36:00 <Keely> and jokes
17:36:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i come to feed on Bastardly_One
17:36:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> jk
17:37:00 <Keely> all the peeps that fell in love on this shit back in the day....NEVER lasted....even a chick I knew who moved to Aussie and got married
17:37:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> are there many chatters in ca?
17:37:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i not been to usa irc chans yete
17:37:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> not got around to it
17:37:00 <Keely> if it dosn't happen in real life it isn't real:0
17:37:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> so it wears out huh
17:38:00 <stuffz> i love puffin on good gear and blowing clouds.. just love it.. cant wait till next time.
17:38:00 <stuffz> just hope i dont have any stupid hetersexual thoughts come in and ruin it
17:39:00 <Keely> I never went on a single chan except irc aussie........
17:39:00 <stuffz> i used to be on dalnet till the DOS attacks
17:39:00 <stuffz> im old school
17:39:00 <Keely> never regretted it either....chatted to some of the most awesome peeps...
17:39:00 <shads> K
17:39:00 <shads> BAD BRO
17:40:00 <stuffz> dalnet never recovered
17:40:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> thats just another popular well known server?
17:40:00 <Keely> I'm so sad to see most chans are dead:(
17:41:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> yeh me too
17:41:00 <Keely> on austnet
17:41:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> there been some good chats
17:41:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> but there lots of bad ones too
17:41:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
17:41:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> younger generations dont dig irc
17:41:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
17:41:00 <Shadowgate> shads makes me laugh lol
17:41:00 <Shadowgate> he typed into an irc room
17:41:00 <shads> lOL SHADows
17:41:00 <Shadowgate> lol
17:41:00 <shads> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:41:00 <shads> youz r funny laugh
17:41:00 <DreamSeller> that is not a dream Q{{_romeo
17:41:00 <Shadowgate> DreamSeller a funny character
17:41:00 <shads> hilarious
17:41:00 <shads> lololol
17:42:00 <TheRon> i really like boobs
17:42:00 <TheRon> they're magical
17:42:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> irc not so easy to do sextin maybe
17:42:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> lol
17:42:00 <Keely> 8 years ago... the chans on austnet that I remember....had hundredssssssssssssssss of people the page scrolled soooooooooooo fast you couldn't even type
17:42:00 <shads> laughz
17:42:00 <shads> hahahaha
17:42:00 <Shadowgate> lol
17:42:00 <shads> hehehe
17:43:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> yeh at that time i come to irc to check
17:43:00 <Keely> roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooo boi
17:43:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> was shocked to see so many ppl
17:43:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i couldnt believe it
17:43:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i thought it was fake
17:43:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> not real
17:43:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> must be ppl using bots
17:43:00 <TheRon> speaking of dick tricks, i can do a mean tony abbott impression, does require a few accessories but it's frighteningly life like
17:43:00 <Shadowgate> irc is funny shads when your drunk
17:43:00 <shads> for sure dude
17:44:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i watched for few days
17:44:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> then left
17:44:00 <Keely> i have a question..........
17:44:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> then i came back a few years later and hardly anyone on lol
17:44:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> such big diff
17:44:00 <Keely> exactly
17:44:00 <Keely> btw
17:44:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> yeh whats the question
17:45:00 <Keely> how long does it take now................
17:45:00 <Keely> after you register a name...........
17:45:00 <Keely> if you don't use it........
17:45:00 <Keely> till it deletes itself?
17:45:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> dunno, maybe a few months
17:45:00 <DreamSeller> `seen Bastardly_One
17:45:00 <prowl> DreamSeller, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 17 hours 17 minutes ago (25.03. 23:28) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 2 hours 42 minutes there.
17:45:00 <TheRon> i just spent six months in a leaky boat, lucky just to keep afloat
17:46:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> or server crashed and wiped out lol
17:46:00 <Keely> hmmmmmmmmmmm
17:46:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> then reregister
17:46:00 <Keely> I just info'd someone
17:46:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> i dont think they bother to backup
17:46:00 <DreamSeller> did you know that song came out when the Falklands war was on
17:46:00 <DreamSeller> they got in so much shit for tht
17:46:00 <TheRon> no
17:46:00 <TheRon> but they're a new zealand band, they're so harmless
17:47:00 <Keely> they havent been on or identified since 2010
17:47:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:47:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> also ur limited to a few registered nicks
17:47:00 <FredFlinstone> think its gone now
17:47:00 <Keely> and their name is still reg'd
17:47:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> like 1-2
17:47:00 <FredFlinstone> 3 actually
17:47:00 <TheRon> new yorkers don't like the chocolate cake by crowded house
17:47:00 <FredFlinstone> black as
17:47:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
17:48:00 <Keely> read back
17:48:00 <FredFlinstone> elements?
17:48:00 <FredFlinstone> oh it s gone
17:49:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> u know how long registered nick last before expire, FredFlinstone
17:49:00 <FredFlinstone> it used to be about 3 weeks
17:49:00 <FredFlinstone> but not sure now
17:49:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> lmao
17:49:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> thats not long
17:49:00 <FredFlinstone> no it wasnt
17:49:00 <Keely> great help
17:49:00 <FredFlinstone> ask BlackDevil
17:49:00 <TheRon> couleurs!
17:49:00 <couleurs> yea it's me
17:49:00 <couleurs> hi TheRoyals
17:49:00 <TheRon> that's really all i got
17:49:00 <FredFlinstone> hey big spender
17:50:00 <Keely> im gonna get a glass of wine
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> he is an op
17:50:00 <DemonsRun> It's 3 weeks
17:50:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> u go on vacation for 3 weeks and u come back with someone else charading as u
17:50:00 <BlackDevil> ?
17:50:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> lol
17:50:00 <Keely> nooooooooooooooooooo
17:50:00 <Keely> I'm tellin you
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks DemonsRun I thought it was
17:50:00 <DemonsRun> Was and still is
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> fun fu n
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> lauaggs
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> good time
17:50:00 <couleurs> drinken coffee n u?
17:50:00 <TheRon> whats that?
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck coffee
17:50:00 <TheRon> boag's draught
17:50:00 <couleurs> it's good
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmm
17:50:00 <FredFlinstone> thats the best
17:51:00 <DemonsRun> Ew
17:51:00 <DemonsRun> Wine
17:51:00 <Keely> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it
17:51:00 <Keely> so
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> whats wrong with wine?
17:51:00 <Keely> shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it
17:51:00 <Keely> :)
17:51:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> bbl shower time
17:51:00 <DemonsRun> I'm a spirits girl
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> I like scotch too :)
17:51:00 <DemonsRun> More bourbon...
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> hate that shit
17:51:00 <Keely> k...well............
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> so friggin rough
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> my fave beer
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> then Asahi
17:51:00 <TheRon> off tap is best
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno
17:51:00 <couleurs> i'm the best
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off you are not
17:51:00 <TheRon> oh i'm awesome
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
17:51:00 <FredFlinstone> you are both drop kikcks
17:52:00 <DemonsRun> Or gallianno
17:52:00 <Q{_boi_find_love> <-- cant possess this spirit girl
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> thats ok
17:52:00 <DemonsRun> Vanilla?
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah any
17:52:00 <DemonsRun> Nah... Not any haha
17:52:00 <DemonsRun> Just vanilla.
17:52:00 <TheRon> irish whiskey?
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> I have drunk both
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> yes some are very nice TheRon
17:52:00 <TheRon> i know
17:52:00 <DemonsRun> There's 3. Black white and vanilla gallianno/sambuka
17:52:00 <Keely> lol
17:52:00 <couleurs> :)
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> cant be a stab
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they dont know wht that is
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> or a torp
17:52:00 <TheRon> i like beer sport and boobs, i'm the best
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> or punt
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds good to me
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> boobbiiiedssss
17:52:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
17:53:00 <Keely> u guys are fun
17:53:00 <TheRon> black sambucca is best
17:53:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I thnk thats what I liked
17:53:00 <TheRon> opal nera??
17:53:00 <FredFlinstone> nero
17:53:00 <DemonsRun> Ewwww
17:53:00 <TheRon> close enough
17:53:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:53:00 <DemonsRun> Black sambuka :/
17:54:00 <FredFlinstone> not for an italian
17:54:00 <Keely> Black sabucca is the be all to end all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:54:00 <Keely> Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks!!!!
17:54:00 <Warning> prefer black cock
17:54:00 <DemonsRun> So. Who wants to take a baseball bar & knock me out cold for 12 hours
17:54:00 <FredFlinstone> I will stick to my single malt scotch thanks
17:54:00 <DemonsRun> Bat*
17:54:00 <Keely> lol warning
17:54:00 <TheRon> spotted dick is nice
17:55:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:55:00 <FredFlinstone> not to drink
17:55:00 <DemonsRun> No one? Damn.
17:55:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont play baseball
17:55:00 <FredFlinstone> what about a cricket bat?
17:55:00 <DemonsRun> Idc
17:55:00 <DemonsRun> As long as in out
17:55:00 <DemonsRun> Im*
17:55:00 <TheRon> a lacroose stick?
17:56:00 <FredFlinstone> omg whats so bad?
17:56:00 <Keely> oh christ
17:56:00 <TheRon> lacrosse
17:56:00 <Keely> lololol
17:56:00 <FredFlinstone> that would hurt
17:56:00 <DemonsRun> Idgaf! Just do it
17:56:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
17:56:00 <DemonsRun> That's a bit fkn harsh
17:56:00 <DemonsRun> I said out for 12 hours
17:56:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz you wanted it!
17:56:00 <DemonsRun> Not surgery
17:56:00 <TheRon> afl 360 is now my favourite show on tv
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaahaha
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> they are all fuckin shit
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> all toss bags
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> talk shit
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> who cares as long as your team wins
17:57:00 <Keely> it's 3am in Canada....I gotta run...
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> where?
17:57:00 <TheRon> i love footy
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> so do I
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> but fuck me
17:57:00 <FredFlinstone> not into that crap
17:57:00 <TheRon> any strip clubs in the northern suburbs?
17:57:00 <Scattered> of where?
17:57:00 <TheRon> melb
17:57:00 <Scattered> dunno
17:58:00 <TheRon> gerard whately is awesome
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a turd
17:58:00 <TheRon> is not
17:58:00 <TheRon> he knows his shit
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> yes fell out of some paper
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it shit!
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you
17:58:00 <DemonsRun> Who the fuxk wants to be in canada & joins an Aussie network?
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> expert at it
17:58:00 <TheRon> robbo is awesome
17:58:00 <DemonsRun> :/
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
17:58:00 <FredFlinstone> bald headed pricks
17:58:00 <Scattered> i just go to the ones in the city
17:58:00 <TheRon> got a favourite chick yet?
17:59:00 <TheRon> it's best when mark mcclure is on
17:59:00 <FredFlinstone> my fave is the friggin whore whats her name?
17:59:00 <TheRon> sam lane?
17:59:00 <FredFlinstone> no
17:59:00 <FredFlinstone> i siad the whore
17:59:00 <TheRon> caro?
17:59:00 <FredFlinstone> the ugly one
17:59:00 <FredFlinstone> thats caroline fuck head
17:59:00 <Scattered> nah man
17:59:00 <Scattered> i like variety
18:00:00 <FredFlinstone> what a piece of shit that is
18:00:00 <TheRon> you don't like footy classified?
18:00:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you I hate em all
18:00:00 <FredFlinstone> they talk fuckin shit
18:01:00 <TheRon> they do what drunk ppl at parties do or down the pub
18:01:00 <FredFlinstone> yes thats it!
18:01:00 <TheRon> park their arse on the couch and talk footy
18:01:00 <FredFlinstone> talk shit lol
18:01:00 <TheRon> i think it's great
18:01:00 <FredFlinstone> talking shit?
18:01:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
18:01:00 <TheRon> talking footy
18:01:00 <FredFlinstone> I do it all the time
18:02:00 <FredFlinstone> lol especially when I am pissed
18:02:00 <TheRon> we all do it
18:02:00 <FredFlinstone> good thats noraml
18:02:00 <FredFlinstone> so why put it on tele?
18:02:00 <FredFlinstone> be like looking in a mirror
18:02:00 <TheRon> i'd put sweet beautiful drunk talk on telly
18:02:00 <TheRon> it'd be a great show
18:03:00 <FredFlinstone> lol maybe
18:03:00 <FredFlinstone> if you were pissed watching it be hilarious
18:03:00 <TheRon> even sober
18:03:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
18:03:00 <FredFlinstone> not as funny
18:04:00 <FredFlinstone> pours another winer
18:04:00 <TheRon> i'm putting away some cans as we speak
18:04:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit
18:05:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be great if collingwood didn't win untill round 11
18:05:00 <TheRon> it could happen
18:05:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin awesome
18:05:00 <FredFlinstone> I grew up in Reservoir
18:05:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck me hate them with a passion
18:05:00 <TheRon> my parents grew up there
18:05:00 <FredFlinstone> Collinghsit
18:05:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
18:05:00 <TheRon> both sets of grandparents lived there
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> whats their name?
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> I might know them
18:06:00 <TheRon> no
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> how old are they then?
18:06:00 <TheRon> grandparents are dead
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> no yuor parent der
18:06:00 <TheRon> mid 60's
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
18:06:00 <FredFlinstone> which side of reser?
18:07:00 <FredFlinstone> I was on Bundoora side near plenty road
18:07:00 <FredFlinstone> just next to Reser High
18:07:00 <TheRon> more towards high street
18:07:00 <FredFlinstone> o hi see
18:07:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
18:07:00 <FredFlinstone> all in th ecity
18:07:00 <Scattered> do you visit them too FredFlinstone?
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> closer to Regent then
18:08:00 <TheRon> yeah
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> not northerhay ?
18:08:00 <TheRon> walking distance to the train station
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> or southerhay
18:08:00 <TheRon> whats that
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> streets lol
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> in reser
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> near hight street
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> I have
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> but not for ages
18:08:00 <Scattered> why not?
18:08:00 <FredFlinstone> lol rip off
18:09:00 <TheRon> i grew up near ballarat so
18:09:00 <FredFlinstone> you not sure
18:09:00 <Scattered> lol fair enough
18:09:00 <shads> Heyas Scattered
18:09:00 <TheRon> in ballarat we had topless barmaids for a while
18:09:00 <shads> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
18:09:00 <shads> what up brother
18:09:00 <TheRon> untill the licensing commission caught up with it
18:09:00 <Scattered> hey man
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> my grandmother grew up in Dowling Forest
18:10:00 <TheRon> one set of grandparents was on that rd that turns into st george's rd
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> spriong?
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> spring
18:10:00 <TheRon> sounds famililar
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> crosses murray then changes
18:10:00 <Scattered> that sux
18:10:00 <shads> yo
18:10:00 <TheRon> if only boobs dispensed beer and scotch and coke
18:11:00 <TheRon> yeah
18:11:00 <FredFlinstone> I am the champ of reser lol
18:11:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
18:11:00 <FredFlinstone> great tag
18:11:00 <FredFlinstone> not!
18:11:00 <TheRon> the other set was keon park side
18:11:00 <Scattered> very true
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed other side of reseer
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> reser was hugeeeee
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> still is I spose hahahahaha
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> I still go there to book my footy tickets when I need to
18:12:00 <TheRon> lived in epping before it got built up
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> bro in law lives ther
18:12:00 <Scattered> that would be awesome
18:12:00 <Q{{_romeo> gm boobs
18:12:00 <TheRon> we'd never get off them
18:12:00 <Q{{_romeo> why not
18:12:00 <Scattered> very true TheRon
18:13:00 <TheRon> like when i was 4 or 5
18:13:00 <FredFlinstone> its fuckin horrible
18:13:00 <FredFlinstone> so many shops
18:13:00 <FredFlinstone> everywhere
18:13:00 <FredFlinstone> and fuck me 1 mill cars
18:13:00 <FredFlinstone> all bogons
18:13:00 <shads> wb zaim
18:13:00 <shads> brb
18:14:00 <FredFlinstone> black moccos
18:14:00 <[Maverick]> NOTHING WRONG WITH BOGANS
18:14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
18:14:00 <FredFlinstone> pewkz too
18:14:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/b3b71e481e9e1780a959762289c4c1d7/tumblr_n315njMh1z1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg
18:14:00 <TheRon> her boobs are amazing
18:15:00 <FredFlinstone> I made a friggin nice dinner
18:15:00 <couleurs> big uns
18:16:00 <Q{{_romeo> i dont know man, i gotta do squeeze to tell
18:16:00 <Q{{_romeo> squeeze test*
18:17:00 <TheRon> i think you'll need a second opinion
18:18:00 <Scattered> or a third
18:19:00 <TheRon> look at us drooling over simba's gf
18:22:00 <Lumeah> Evening,
18:22:00 <TheRon> yes, it is
18:22:00 <TheRon> :)
18:22:00 <Lumeah> lol hi TheRon
18:23:00 <TheRon> one more drink and i'll be anybody's
18:23:00 <FredFlinstone> hi there sexy tradie
18:23:00 <Lumeah> lol
18:23:00 <FredFlinstone> not mine you wont
18:23:00 <Lumeah> hey freddy
18:23:00 <Lumeah> lol you can pieters TheRon
18:23:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
18:24:00 <TheRon> god know
18:24:00 <TheRon> no
18:24:00 <FredFlinstone> its the sexy tradie from Woollamalloo
18:24:00 <Lumeah> lol
18:24:00 <TheRon> she can clean my pipes anytime
18:25:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrrr
18:25:00 <FredFlinstone> love those lips
18:25:00 <TheRon> ruby ruby ruby ruby
18:25:00 <TheRon> do ya do ya do ya do ya
18:25:00 <FredFlinstone> its lol
18:25:00 <Q{{_romeo> enjoy while u can, most his posts are not so nice
18:25:00 <TheRon> i am aware
18:26:00 <FredFlinstone> Tina Arena
18:26:00 <TheRon> "i want your body"?
18:26:00 <FredFlinstone> her latest albummer
18:26:00 <FredFlinstone> and I dont care if you want my body
18:26:00 <FredFlinstone> you arent getting it
18:26:00 <TheRon> yeah that's ok trust me
18:27:00 <Lumeah> +
18:27:00 <FredFlinstone> and puts his butt plug in
18:28:00 <TheRon> if you go TheRon you can't go wrong
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> da ron ron ron
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> get on
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
18:28:00 <TheRon> i wish they would
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> tell me
18:28:00 <TheRon> ??
18:29:00 <couleurs> :)
18:29:00 <TheRon> crowded house - world where you live
18:30:00 <TheRon> nice
18:30:00 <TheRon> i drove all night?
18:30:00 <FredFlinstone> yes a mouldy oldy
18:30:00 <FredFlinstone> 42 songs lol
18:30:00 <TheRon> woow
18:30:00 <FredFlinstone> perhaps most of then
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> that was pretty one
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> Crying
18:31:00 <simba> slander
18:31:00 <simba> Q{{_romeo is jealous of my young body
18:31:00 <JimmyJack> or wants it
18:31:00 <simba> well he is a wrinkly bi sexual old man
18:31:00 <simba> HahhhHh
18:31:00 <JimmyJack> lol
18:32:00 <TheRon> you got it
18:33:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - stylo
18:34:00 <FredFlinstone> working for da man!
18:34:00 <TheRon> for god's sake put some clothes on
18:34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
18:35:00 <FredFlinstone> what are lamn chops called with the tails called?
18:35:00 <FredFlinstone> I gone brain dead
18:35:00 <alleenkatze> ;D
18:36:00 <JimmyJack> iiiiii just wanna fuck you, with pieces of paper hanging from the crack of my assssssssssssss
18:37:00 <panda> how teh fuck to pass time with no cigs
18:37:00 <panda> n saving bud
18:37:00 <TheRon> bud cookies?
18:37:00 <FredFlinstone> TheRon,
18:37:00 <FredFlinstone> what are they called?
18:37:00 <TheRon> yes?
18:37:00 <Q{{_romeo> yeh simbo may have firmer bottoms than me
18:37:00 <Q{{_romeo> whats the paper for?
18:38:00 <TheRon> no idea
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> lamb chops with the curly tails
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck
18:38:00 <TheRon> lamb chops?
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
18:38:00 <TheRon> a rack of lamb?
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> no
18:38:00 <alleenkatze> For variety
18:39:00 <TheRon> google?
18:40:00 <TheRon> last night she said...........
18:40:00 <FredFlinstone> loin chops
18:40:00 <shads> <JimmyJack> iiiiii just wanna fuck you, with pieces of paper hanging from the crack of my assssssssssssss
18:41:00 <TheRon> ah yes
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> my fave
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> sis had em for dinner
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> ooo I said havent had those for ages
18:41:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tqC_0QPiM
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> must get some
18:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madvillian - Curls (Mar 26, 2013) 1:36 - Category: Music - 42,176 views - 372 likes (99.5%), 2 dislikes (0.5%)
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh shit
18:41:00 <Lumeah> lol shaads
18:41:00 <TheRon> each to their own
18:41:00 <FredFlinstone> what ever floats your boat
18:42:00 <TheRon> i'm having spag bol, frozen from a week ago
18:42:00 <couleurs> Manchester Utd Best Team in teh World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:42:00 <FredFlinstone> lovely
18:42:00 <TheRon> everton rule!
18:42:00 <FredFlinstone> who cares
18:42:00 <simba> everton rule @ sucking lol
18:42:00 <FredFlinstone> did yu see that goal Rooney kicked?
18:42:00 <TheRon> no
18:42:00 <simba> watch out FredFlinstone doesnt care!!
18:42:00 <FredFlinstone> was a freak
18:42:00 <simba> oh wait yes he does!!
18:42:00 <FredFlinstone> et fucked simba
18:42:00 <TheRon> end of daylight savings this weekend
18:42:00 <simba> why is shads pasting that funny
18:42:00 <Lumeah> cuz i just looked at the room and thats the first think read... funny wired funny
18:43:00 <simba> i saw it was a bit gayer than suarezs
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> how can a goal be gay ffs
18:43:00 <simba> goals can be gay
18:43:00 <simba> grow up god
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> you must come from Adelaide
18:43:00 <TheRon> hoes that adelaide united going
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> you can call me Fred
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> good
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> hat it
18:43:00 <TheRon> she don't use butter, she don't use jelly or any of these
18:43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
18:44:00 <FredFlinstone> no need for the God bit
18:44:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/pm8vKRznDUk
18:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EA SPORTS FIFA 14: Dortmund's Subotic vs. Schalke's Draxler (Mar 24, 2014) 2:07 - Category: Sports - 16,119 views - 740 likes (99.3%), 5 dislikes (0.7%)
18:44:00 <couleurs> funy video
18:44:00 <simba> nobody likes a league especially australians
18:44:00 <simba> only some japanese like it
18:44:00 <simba> ok
18:44:00 <FredFlinstone> I am pissed
18:44:00 <FredFlinstone> need a shower
18:44:00 <JimmyJack> facsinating
18:44:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfVf4hH-ULs
18:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleshlightning Music Video (Jul 9, 2011) 1:15 - Category: Comedy - 118,320 views - 793 likes (92.1%), 68 dislikes (7.9%)
18:44:00 <JimmyJack> tell us more
18:44:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked
18:45:00 <TheRon> her name is rio and she dances on the sand
18:45:00 <JimmyJack> nah ur moms is busy
18:45:00 <shads> simbas a dumb abbo
18:46:00 <simba> dortmeund!!!!!!
18:46:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN7wqf1o5vg
18:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Player of the Week - Mats Hummels (Mar 24, 2014) 1:21 - Category: Sports - 5,510 views - 359 likes (99.2%), 3 dislikes (0.8%)
18:46:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
18:46:00 <TheRon> hows the melb heart going?
18:46:00 <simba> i can imagine bastardly one genuinely liking that song
18:46:00 <simba> Yeah, those riffs take me back.
18:47:00 <couleurs> who cares a league is only a league nobody cares about
18:47:00 <TheRon> i went to mel derby game once
18:47:00 <TheRon> some flares went off
18:47:00 <JimmyJack> Boganly_One
18:47:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbBZ_ZMteOg
18:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alt T.V - the history of Jason from Henderson [pt. 1] mp4 (Dec 8, 2011) 8:30 - Category: Comedy - 74,506 views - 657 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
18:47:00 <couleurs> lol
18:48:00 <simba> mel derby feat. kelevra as mel
18:48:00 <couleurs> lewa nice gole m8 5 defenders
18:48:00 <TheRon> and the security was concentrated in one area
18:48:00 <simba> kool doretrmund schalke is on in the morning
18:48:00 <simba> i heard TheRon is getting up for it
18:48:00 <TheRon> what?
18:48:00 <couleurs> klopp air jordan
18:48:00 <couleurs> ahahha
18:49:00 <TheRon> i might get up for australia's t20 game
18:49:00 <simba> get up for the german football TheRon
18:49:00 <simba> dont believe what the age tells u a league isnt going anywhere
18:49:00 <simba> i want a report at 8am sharp in this channel about the derby
18:49:00 <simba> do i make myself clear
18:49:00 <couleurs> bundesliga best channel so funny!!!
18:49:00 <simba> 8am sharp TheRon
18:49:00 <simba> i dont want to hear any excuses no "my calzone was too hot"
18:49:00 <simba> ok
18:50:00 <couleurs> ko
18:50:00 <TheRon> got showdown tickets?
18:51:00 <couleurs> lmao
18:51:00 <couleurs> bloodey jase
18:52:00 <simba> yes i promise
18:52:00 <TheRon> the crows gonna win?
18:54:00 <simba> what r u high
18:54:00 <TheRon> no
18:54:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/SXdrB9i.jpg
18:55:00 <simba> me in 135
18:55:00 <simba> second row!!!!!!!
18:55:00 <TheRon> easy bar access
18:55:00 <simba> easy poonani access am i right TheRon
18:55:00 <shads> lol at my cock
18:56:00 <TheRon> i couldn't do a port adelaide supporter
18:56:00 <TheRon> it's just a rule i have
18:56:00 <simba> bl
18:56:00 <alleenkatze> Y
18:59:00 <simba> bye TheRoon
19:00:00 <couleurs> just u n me now m8
19:04:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/AssuredFluffyAcaciarat
19:05:00 <couleurs> http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/9229908/uefa-order-bayern-to-partially-close-allianz-arena-for-manchester-united-clash
19:05:00 <couleurs> lol
19:05:00 <couleurs> told u goles can b gay TheRon
19:08:00 <simba> Ghost Goal
19:08:00 <couleurs> Ghost^in^the^Gole
19:09:00 <simba> no homos banner feat. ozil lol
19:11:00 <Skirmish> faux ... I think you have an admirer.
19:12:00 <couleurs> http://www.whatfootballersearn.com/player/wayne-rooney/
19:12:00 <couleurs> huehue
19:12:00 <faux> ?
19:12:00 <faux> Wha
19:12:00 <faux> Is it Ryan gosling
19:13:00 <couleurs> he can hardly read/write
19:14:00 <couleurs> soab
19:14:00 <Skirmish> Perhaps, but it wasn't him that was PM'ing me last week talking a LOT about your vagina.
19:14:00 <DreamSeller> b1
19:14:00 <faux> My vagina lol wow
19:15:00 <faux> Me cavernous cunny
19:15:00 <faux> With the stray hairs
19:15:00 <faux> So hot
19:15:00 <Skirmish> lol no it wasn't B1 ... although I find no surprise in his name being raised in this context.
19:15:00 <Skirmish> deeldose.
19:15:00 <faux> Ew
19:15:00 <faux> Why was he discussing my privates
19:15:00 <faux> Odd chap
19:16:00 <Skirmish> said he was drinking and wanted to have a discussion. Why with me? Dunno. Why about your vagina with me? I still dunno.
19:16:00 <faux> Lolllllll
19:16:00 <faux> Hes v odd
19:16:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd14B-pIsSo
19:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Dafnous (Feat Sasja) - Say You'll Stay (Nebula Chillout Mix).wmv (Mar 12, 2012) 5:58 - Category: Music - 843 views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:17:00 <Skirmish> He did admit that he had no chance of experiencing your vagina for himself though because he's seen you say how much you dislike foreskin, including a story about an ex with a cheesy doodle. He then told me he has a foreskin. I was naturally enthralled.
19:18:00 <faux> Lmaooooo
19:18:00 <faux> Yes precisely
19:18:00 <faux> Foreskins are gross
19:18:00 <alleenkatze> I love my foreskin
19:18:00 <Skirmish> They are protective covers for brilliant specimens. Some men obviously do not know how to maintain these essential covers.
19:19:00 <Skirmish> There has been many a girl over the years I am not ashamed to say that have enjoyed my "unveiling". It's like ... unwrapping a lollipop!
19:20:00 <faux> Loll
19:20:00 <DreamSeller> HaS aNyoNe SeeN mY MaTe Bastardly_One?
19:22:00 <Serenity> Loool
19:22:00 <Skirmish> It's unfortunate that you've had a bad experience faux.
19:22:00 <faux> Oui
19:22:00 <Skirmish> It's devastated deeldose.
19:22:00 <faux> It smelt like doritos
19:22:00 <faux> And feet
19:23:00 <faux> Was a bad penis
19:23:00 <shads> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
19:23:00 <faux> Is dreamseller darcy!
19:23:00 <faux> ?
19:23:00 <shads> ewww
19:23:00 <DreamSeller> YES
19:23:00 <Serenity> Ofc
19:23:00 <faux> Lol OK just checking
19:24:00 <faux> I get confused
19:24:00 <Skirmish> Your pov pack penis only gets abused by your right hand shads ... don't be commenting in this discussion.
19:24:00 <faux> POV pack penis
19:24:00 <faux> PPP
19:24:00 <shads> ewwww skirm the gay guy
19:24:00 <faux> Ewwwwwwwwwww ewwwwww
19:24:00 <faux> Eewwwwww
19:24:00 <faux> - lee
19:24:00 <Serenity> Loool skirmish owns a house
19:24:00 <faux> EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
19:24:00 <Serenity> Looool skirmish has a fiance
19:24:00 <Serenity> Loooool skirmish owns his car
19:25:00 <Skirmish> looooooool skirmish is developing equity in property ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
19:25:00 <Serenity> What a loser
19:25:00 <faux> loooool skirmish owns a foreskin
19:25:00 <faux> Heheehehehe
19:25:00 <CannibalClown> why have so much money for
19:25:00 <Skirmish> That he does!
19:25:00 <shads> skirmish owns nothing !!! hes in debt 400k !!!
19:25:00 <Lumeah> lol guys are you haveign fun ? lol
19:25:00 <DreamSeller> shads can't even produce a beat.. even using premade music
19:25:00 <faux> Whos lumeah
19:25:00 <faux> Is it new
19:25:00 <DreamSeller> Lumeah is fucking peiter
19:25:00 <DreamSeller> pieter*
19:25:00 <faux> Wow
19:25:00 <Serenity> Dhes pietets new squreze
19:25:00 <faux> Standards. Get some
19:25:00 <Serenity> Squeeze
19:25:00 <Skirmish> How did I get into debt another $100k since your last nonesense statement shads? It was $300k last time.
19:25:00 <shads> DreamSeller get your ears fixed old timer
19:26:00 <panda> oi omfgbbqhax bro
19:26:00 <panda> i defeated a legendary ship HMS somecrap
19:26:00 <faux> How many std's do you currently have lumeah
19:26:00 <Lumeah> love you faux
19:26:00 <Skirmish> EDKTM. Every Disease Known To Man.
19:26:00 <faux> "Lol only 3"
19:26:00 <Lumeah> ;)
19:26:00 <faux> Von
19:26:00 <Lumeah> well you have em now :P
19:26:00 <faux> Vom
19:26:00 <DreamSeller> LOL @ old timer
19:26:00 <Serenity> 3 stds and hep c
19:26:00 <DreamSeller> i've been producing a lot longer than you ;)
19:26:00 <DreamSeller> even had a release
19:27:00 <panda> xD
19:27:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.theage.com.au/world/qian-liu-students-attacker-seen-entering-her-room-on-webcam-court-hears-20140325-zqmup.html
19:27:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/P_MJbgO7SF0
19:27:00 <DreamSeller> so bite yah cunt
19:27:00 <Lumeah> Serenity !! thanks
19:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Mar 18, 2014) 2:15 - Category: Gaming - 139,021 views - 1,740 likes (92.8%), 136 dislikes (7.2%)
19:27:00 <shads> faux is another jelous hater !!!
19:27:00 <Skirmish> Who has them now? Are you knowingly spreading STD's Lumeah? That'
19:27:00 <Skirmish> s against the law.
19:27:00 <faux> LOL COULeuts I watched that today
19:27:00 <Serenity> Producing cum
19:27:00 <faux> Its so weird
19:27:00 <faux> Lmaoo
19:27:00 <DreamSeller> shaddup Serenity
19:27:00 <Serenity> :)
19:27:00 <couleurs> so cool
19:27:00 <faux> Its not ogre now.
19:27:00 <Serenity> Sllp
19:27:00 <Serenity> I did a poo today that reminded me of you fayx
19:27:00 <Serenity> It was a full plllllp
19:27:00 <Skirmish> lol
19:27:00 <faux> Did it look like me
19:28:00 <Q{{_romeo> far out
19:28:00 <faux> Oh nice
19:28:00 <couleurs> beautiful love story
19:28:00 <Serenity> Perfect poo
19:28:00 <faux> I pllped the other day and wiped and it was invisible
19:28:00 <faux> <3
19:28:00 <Skirmish> Who's penis pictures?
19:28:00 <faux> I love ghost poos
19:28:00 <Lumeah> Serenitys
19:28:00 <Serenity> You cant have them
19:28:00 <Lumeah> you seid i had stds lol
19:28:00 <faux> No I seid
19:28:00 <Lumeah> steals them anyways
19:28:00 <Skirmish> faux: Teflon poo. You know you poo'd but there is nothing in the bowl and you wipe and there's no evidence.
19:28:00 <faux> Lolll
19:28:00 <faux> They're the best
19:29:00 <panda> fuck out
19:29:00 <panda> fuck my hole out
19:29:00 <panda> The Cumholes
19:29:00 <faux> OK so today
19:29:00 <faux> I saw my first albino
19:29:00 <faux> .
19:29:00 <faux> I was so excites
19:29:00 <faux> D
19:29:00 <faux> I squealed at him
19:29:00 <faux> Hes like .
19:29:00 <shads> Skirmishs big saturday night out = a turd in the dunnybowl !!!
19:29:00 <Skirmish> When they blinked ... was it from the sides and not top/bottom?!
19:29:00 <faux> I don't get it :(
19:29:00 <Q{{_romeo> theres a man in netherland selling his penis collection Lumeah
19:29:00 <Serenity> Well if youre fucking pieter then the stds are a given
19:30:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:30:00 <Skirmish> shads: See, there is exactly why we know your "music" is fake. You are one of the most uncreative cretins to ever grace this server.
19:30:00 <Lumeah> no i not lol
19:30:00 <Lumeah> brb
19:30:00 <Q{{_romeo> theres even one american that donated his penis for the collection
19:30:00 <faux> No I not
19:30:00 <faux> Is that chris
19:30:00 <faux> Awks
19:30:00 <Serenity> Lol
19:30:00 <faux> Q please do me a favour and don't speak when I'm online cheers
19:30:00 <Q{{_romeo> actually that man had a competitor
19:30:00 <shads> Skirmish is ALBENO ,,,get some sun u freak of nature creature!
19:30:00 <Q{{_romeo> someone wanted in the collection too
19:31:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/space-based-solar-collector/
19:31:00 <Q{{_romeo> dont say that if ur not a tranny panda
19:31:00 <Q{{_romeo> i mean stop sayin
19:31:00 <Skirmish> I work nights and still have better skin colour than a VB swilling swine that you are shads.
19:32:00 <faux> Lolll
19:32:00 <Skirmish> Assuming you meant Albino ... because you're a moron.
19:32:00 <faux> ALBENO
19:32:00 <faux> Al becheno
19:33:00 <faux> COS ALL OF ME
19:33:00 <faux> LOVES ALL OF YOU
19:34:00 <Skirmish> I feel like a spring roll for dinner.
19:34:00 <Skirmish> You can oven bake those mother fuckers now. PROFIT.
19:34:00 <druff> hi
19:35:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0wZQbK938Y
19:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Bano and Romina Power - Felicita ( New Version ) (Aug 22, 2007) 3:23 - Category: Music - 31,429,844 views - 42,698 likes (97.4%), 1,129 dislikes (2.6%)
19:37:00 <Moke> dick in bum
19:38:00 <panda> fuck man
19:38:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/7ToGjYYJCoM
19:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HOW TO EAT P*SSY (Mar 18, 2014) 4:31 - Category: Comedy - 16,267 views - 424 likes (96.8%), 14 dislikes (3.2%)
19:38:00 <couleurs> lol gavin is hilarious
19:39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
19:39:00 <Moke> np: Massive Attack - Babel "Heligoland [JPN]"
19:40:00 <Nikky`> Mmmmm
19:41:00 <couleurs> Mm
19:41:00 <Nikky`> I expected more m's from you couleurs
19:41:00 <Nikky`> hang your head in shame
19:41:00 <alleenkatze> Massive Attack <3
19:41:00 <Moke> yes
19:41:00 <Moke> now we r talking
19:41:00 <Moke> fucking incredible band
19:41:00 <Moke> sadly i missed seeing them in 2010
19:42:00 <couleurs> :(((((((((
19:42:00 <Moke> their production is amazing
19:42:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYIxJScSik
19:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five Finger Death Punch - House of the Rising Sun (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 7,794 likes (96.7%), 270 dislikes (3.3%)
19:42:00 <Moke> oh god that band is boring as bat shit
19:43:00 <Moke> alleen u like a lot of electronic
19:43:00 <Skirmish> You want me to admire your musical taste whilst you belittle mine?
19:43:00 <couleurs> skrillex is da best
19:43:00 <Moke> no skirmish
19:43:00 <Moke> i just said i dont like ffdp
19:43:00 <Moke> i dont care u like them u can like them
19:44:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/07f1c84cde058348edb4e8dbc7468fd2/tumblr_mvcl39nJqi1sp4aauo2_250.jpg
19:44:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/db501190505f0089c8a15395b89135df/tumblr_mvcl39nJqi1sp4aauo6_250.jpg
19:44:00 <panda> man i hate fucking spiritual people
19:44:00 <Moke> np: Queens of the Stone Age - Sick, Sick, Sick "Era Vulgaris"
19:45:00 <panda> telling me about happiness and bullshit
19:45:00 <panda> this is what a friend txtd me
19:45:00 <simba> lmao u would
19:45:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
19:45:00 <Moke> this year im going to and already have missed some killer shows
19:45:00 <Moke> fucking missed kendrick lamar
19:45:00 <Moke> queens and nin
19:45:00 <Moke> and will miss kanye west
19:45:00 <Moke> very very sad
19:45:00 <Moke> but i did see korn and that was a fucking out of this world show
19:46:00 <Nikky`> Hiya crash :o)
19:46:00 <panda> "Don't be so weak, because what I said cracks your protective barrier, happiness is something you find in your self, but if you don't search and see it in others you won't learn what joy and love are, So please push through those boundaries don't wait for them to fail."
19:46:00 <panda> wtf?!!!
19:46:00 <Lumeah> hey pady
19:46:00 <Lumeah> pandy
19:46:00 <panda> All I did was reply to some silly out of her head comment saying, not the right thing to say to somebody out of cigarettes.
19:47:00 <simba> he just wants u to be happy panda
19:47:00 <panda> and she goes on this ego journey
19:47:00 <panda> she
19:47:00 <panda> lol
19:47:00 <panda> she can about fuck off with that self indulgent shit of a msg
19:47:00 <simba> i think she is saying to look at others happiness to learn how to find ur own
19:47:00 <simba> #fortunecookie
19:48:00 <panda> dude I am happy etc
19:48:00 <panda> she's all into herself
19:48:00 <panda> doesnt realise it
19:48:00 <simba> are u really
19:48:00 <simba> are u where u want to be
19:48:00 <panda> lol pls dont do this
19:48:00 <Lumeah> don't i get a hi andy pandy?
19:48:00 <panda> had enough from her simba
19:48:00 <panda> if u take hey lume
19:48:00 <DreamSeller> chop chop
19:48:00 <DreamSeller> ;)
19:48:00 <Skirmish> I think a rock band that can do a waltz paced song and pulled it off so well should be recorgnized.
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
19:48:00 <couleurs> u guys have teh worst music taste ever combineded
19:49:00 <simba> just being Real
19:49:00 <Lumeah> hey's good enough :)
19:49:00 <panda> assuming who I am goes against everything she says she stands for dude
19:49:00 <panda> she's EGO central, doesn't realise it, thinks the world revolves around her.
19:50:00 <panda> cool lume :DF
19:50:00 <panda> its nice n cool n bit rainy here
19:50:00 <panda> stupid gardeners removed the wood stick things i had surrounoding my spinach patch
19:50:00 <Skirmish> I listened to Massive Attack years ago. It gave me a stroke.
19:50:00 <DreamSeller> Where have you been Bastardly_One?
19:50:00 <DreamSeller> missed yah.. LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEADDDDDDD
19:50:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
19:50:00 <Skirmish> Now is a good time to come up with an amazing story as to where you've been B1.
19:50:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
19:50:00 <DreamSeller> Yeah
19:50:00 <DreamSeller> I am waiting for it
19:50:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrr
19:51:00 <Lumeah> wankers
19:51:00 <Lumeah> there crap an't aren't gardeners then
19:51:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
19:51:00 <crash> how are you ?
19:51:00 <Lumeah> go put them back pandy
19:51:00 <FredFlinstone> he has been in his dirty arse
19:51:00 <DreamSeller> maybe he got back from the US..
19:51:00 <Skirmish> I should be playing Reaper of Souls.
19:51:00 <FredFlinstone> fcuk that
19:51:00 <FredFlinstone> in in his anus
19:51:00 <DreamSeller> after paying his respects to David Brockie.
19:51:00 <FredFlinstone> crusty shit
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> DreamSeller, if you're not just being a smart cunt
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> fess up
19:51:00 <DreamSeller> fess up what?
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's gonna cost someone else a fuckload of money
19:52:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok, you?
19:52:00 <crash> yeah not bad - 7th day of new job over and done with :P
19:52:00 <DreamSeller> what is>
19:52:00 <FredFlinstone> he doesnt realise everyone hates him
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter if you're none the wiser
19:52:00 <DreamSeller> does it involve why you were gone
19:53:00 <crash> learning glass furnaces now
19:53:00 <crash> not overly interesting but better pay
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly
19:53:00 <Serenity> lol
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I agree at that lol
19:54:00 <Nikky`> That is excllent
19:54:00 <Nikky`> I did not attend work today
19:54:00 <crash> rdo ?
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, on a serious note
19:54:00 <DreamSeller> :o
19:54:00 <Serenity> you what
19:54:00 <Skirmish> #AUSTNET SAYS NO TO CYBER BULLYING.
19:54:00 <DreamSeller> you fucking what mateeee?
19:55:00 <Nikky`> No
19:55:00 <crash> you sick matey :P
19:55:00 <Nikky`> I didn't feel good Mon and woke today feeling blah so stayed in bed
19:55:00 <Skirmish> LEARN NEW THINGS.
19:55:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB14HiOV2kU
19:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daily Life Of An Astronaut -- FAK #31 (Mar 22, 2014) 4:22 - Category: Science and Technology - 640,810 views - 19,613 likes (99.4%), 123 dislikes (0.6%)
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> forget it ... was gonna start a troll and got distracted ... epic fail
19:56:00 <crash> might be pregnant ?
19:56:00 <Nikky`> had ear ache and body chills
19:56:00 <Nikky`> pregnant? lol
19:56:00 <crash> ahh doesn't sound good
19:56:00 <crash> goto the gp ?
19:57:00 <Nikky`> No, all ok, it will go away - rest has helped so back to work tomorrow
19:57:00 <crash> i have used that excuse a lot too
19:57:00 <crash> doesn't work on fridays at someplaces
19:57:00 <crash> lol :P
19:57:00 <Serenity> ooookkayyy
19:57:00 <Serenity> i might stop using razors.. this cream shit rocks.. my chest has never felt smoother
19:57:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj91k4Omyfo
19:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - Stacked Actors (Oct 30, 2013) 4:17 - Category: Music - 43,292 views - 527 likes (98.9%), 6 dislikes (1.1%)
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a "modem failure" ... why not troll on it on my paranoia?
19:57:00 <Excessive> lo ol dude \o.
19:57:00 <Serenity> modem failure?
19:58:00 <crash> or long weekends
19:58:00 <Nikky`> lol nah trust me i have too much work to do and taking time off means two days of work to catch up on
19:58:00 <crash> so much manual labor lately
19:58:00 <crash> sucks
19:58:00 <Nikky`> So I don't call in suck lightly
19:58:00 <crash> im not built for this shit
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> what cunt?
19:58:00 <DreamSeller> modem failure?
19:58:00 <simba> just got the MF DOOM mask
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> what I said
19:58:00 <DreamSeller> so new modem?
19:58:00 <Serenity> i need a new modem
19:58:00 <Serenity> before this one dies
19:58:00 <Serenity> fucking effort stalking out good ones tho
19:59:00 <crash> suck
19:59:00 <crash> :P
19:59:00 <Nikky`> *sick
19:59:00 <Nikky`> gosh
19:59:00 <crash> better supervisor ?
19:59:00 <Nikky`> huh?
19:59:00 <crash> your boss
19:59:00 <crash> didn't you have a few ?
19:59:00 <stebie> D:
19:59:00 <simba> just look up good 1s on cnet or whatever
20:00:00 <Nikky`> yeah, its all changing again next month
20:00:00 <Nikky`> *sigh*
20:00:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/79113abd132a5ef29f83a982f53c6a06/tumblr_mhffkag76S1qit83to1_500.jpg
20:00:00 <simba> I got Norton hoe
20:00:00 <couleurs> get an asus 1 or a tp-link 1 or a billion 1 m8 2 e z ur welcome
20:01:00 <couleurs> I got Norton hoe
20:01:00 <Lumeah> heeee heeee
20:01:00 <Skirmish> I bought a new netgear one the other week. It's rad. has an app I can change things with
20:01:00 <stebie> the netgear nighthawk router looks nice
20:01:00 <Skirmish> This is a modem/router. I had a cisco router previous hooked into a Belkin 1 port modem.
20:02:00 <Lumeah> i got norton two beatch
20:02:00 <Nikky`> I got trend micro -bitches
20:02:00 <simba> i dont need an antivirus i just use my instinct and years of internet experience
20:02:00 <stebie> your previous setup sounds better
20:03:00 <simba> my gut tells me right from wrong - on and offline
20:03:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:03:00 <Nikky`> It should tell you not to log onto here
20:03:00 <Nikky`> but yet..here you are
20:03:00 <simba> really rude stuff Nikky`
20:03:00 <stebie> i have similar, split modem/router.. could do with a new router
20:03:00 <Skirmish> It was a few years old and I was getting drop outs a lot.
20:03:00 <Skirmish> ISP said it wasn't them, so changed ISP and changed setup. Problem is fixed but I can't tell you which was the issue. The internet is a LOT better now though.
20:03:00 <Serenity> our current ones a tp-link about to die
20:03:00 <Serenity> piece of shit
20:03:00 <couleurs> assus ac-69 v nutgear knightcork
20:04:00 <Nikky`> Sorry
20:04:00 <crash> i got nothing
20:05:00 <crash> avg personal
20:05:00 <simba> now its personal
20:05:00 <simba> weird
20:05:00 <mattyd> tp link is the best value imo
20:06:00 <couleurs> yea and the new 1s are good
20:06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB14HiOV2kU
20:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daily Life Of An Astronaut -- FAK #31 (Mar 22, 2014) 4:22 - Category: Science and Technology - 642,666 views - 19,613 likes (99.4%), 123 dislikes (0.6%)
20:06:00 <Skirmish> Woops
20:06:00 <Skirmish> http://www.netgear.com.au/home/products/wirelessrouters/ultimate-performance/D6200.aspx#
20:06:00 <mattyd> i got some tp link wifi access points and tp link modems running off a vm with pfSense for router
20:06:00 <Skirmish> That's what I just got.
20:07:00 <crash> simba, what you get upto today ?
20:07:00 <Nikky`> All this nerd talking is turning me on - ooh gosh
20:07:00 <mattyd> every time ive used netgear ive been dissapointed one way or another
20:07:00 <mattyd> but probably never had a high end one
20:07:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:07:00 <Serenity> i had a billion that did me good for a little while
20:08:00 <Nikky`> I have netgear modem n router
20:08:00 <mattyd> is it busted
20:09:00 <simba> nm had 2 get up way 2 early
20:09:00 <Nikky`> busted?
20:09:00 <mattyd> yea
20:09:00 <Nikky`> Is this some of tech speak I don't know about or are you actually asking if its broken
20:09:00 <stebie> lol
20:09:00 <mattyd> the second one
20:10:00 <crash> i get up at 3:30am these days
20:10:00 <crash> not to bad
20:10:00 <crash> what did you have to get up for ?
20:10:00 <couleurs> http://www.androidcentral.com/htc-one-review-2014-m8
20:10:00 <Nikky`> I see
20:10:00 <stebie> <3 Nikky`
20:10:00 <mattyd> i hope busted becomes the new term for jailbreak/rooting
20:10:00 <Nikky`> well no, as I am on here so it be working
20:10:00 <couleurs> looks good... still a shitty camera though
20:10:00 <Nikky`> <3 stebie
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> brat
20:10:00 <mattyd> then everyone can bust their iphone
20:10:00 <Nikky`> like a pineapple
20:10:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One
20:10:00 <mattyd> couleurs didnt u have a nexus 5
20:10:00 <simba> htc 1 m8 for people who only call 1 m8
20:11:00 <couleurs> yea i'm on my 3rd 1
20:11:00 <mattyd> lol under warranty or wat
20:11:00 <mattyd> i broke my camera lense on me nexus 5.. dunno wat2do
20:11:00 <couleurs> yeah, each time they sent a new 1
20:11:00 <Nikky`> new phone
20:11:00 <mattyd> did you ever break the camera lense
20:11:00 <couleurs> nope
20:12:00 <mattyd> fuk
20:13:00 <simba> a bloodey phone call
20:13:00 <simba> thats all a simple call
20:13:00 <couleurs> 1st one had rattles, 2nd one had bad battery/died and this 1 is ok so far although it locked up the other day for no reason
20:13:00 <couleurs> ready 2 go bak 2 iphone thank u
20:13:00 <mattyd> f that!!
20:13:00 <couleurs> screen 2 small though
20:13:00 <couleurs> maybe this htc 1 8 m8
20:14:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/2BoKJ0Kq-1Y
20:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tell me all the bad words you know...GO! (Mar 21, 2014) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 292,321 views - 1,173 likes (93.2%), 85 dislikes (6.8%)
20:14:00 <crash> you lead a very interesting life
20:14:00 <Nikky`> Sif wake for a call
20:14:00 <simba> well it was important
20:14:00 <Nikky`> Have your PA take a message
20:14:00 <simba> it was my PA
20:14:00 <couleurs> wait, how much are they even...
20:14:00 <mattyd> i reckon 600
20:15:00 <couleurs> $899
20:15:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:15:00 <couleurs> oh $840
20:15:00 <couleurs> wut
20:15:00 <Sl4y3r91> ..
20:15:00 <couleurs> yeah $600 would be good
20:15:00 <couleurs> No Sale
20:15:00 <couleurs> that's nuts
20:15:00 <Picard> wat u selling?\
20:16:00 <Nikky`> I see
20:16:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO728Z63SUc
20:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yazoo - Goodbye 70's (Aug 20, 2011) 2:38 - Category: Music - 17,770 views - 67 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
20:16:00 <mattyd> dog testical towbar hangers
20:16:00 <couleurs> cocaine
20:16:00 <Sl4y3r91> my screen is 4.3
20:16:00 <Picard> can i have 3 kgs?
20:16:00 <couleurs> ok
20:16:00 <Picard> prce?
20:16:00 <couleurs> lol it's 16gb too
20:17:00 <couleurs> htc think they're steve jobs now?
20:17:00 <Sl4y3r91> htc are small screen
20:17:00 <Picard> he's dead
20:17:00 <couleurs> 5" is not small
20:17:00 <couleurs> that's waht she saed
20:17:00 <Picard> it is if we are talking vcock size
20:17:00 <Sl4y3r91> which has 5"
20:18:00 <crash> Nikky` you should be simba's PA
20:18:00 <Nikky`> I'll pass
20:18:00 <crash> just show him a bit of affection, he will be right
20:18:00 <Picard> -v
20:18:00 <couleurs> teh new 1
20:18:00 <Sl4y3r91> ooooooo,,,ooooo
20:18:00 <couleurs> htc one s
20:18:00 <Sl4y3r91> k
20:19:00 <simba> Nikky` was rude to me fuck her forever!!!
20:19:00 <Nikky`> I was not rude
20:19:00 <Nikky`> I was trying to help
20:19:00 <Sl4y3r91> there 900
20:19:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/life/a-sexy-selfie-snapshot-of-australians-sex-lives-20140326-35h39.html
20:19:00 <Q{{_romeo> im on to u
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> *scrolls*
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> htc have always been the apple of android
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
20:20:00 <Sl4y3r91> luv htc
20:20:00 <Picard> no
20:20:00 <Sl4y3r91> but there windows
20:21:00 <mattyd> sh1t
20:21:00 <Nikky`> That is correct mattyd.. simba is being a sh1t
20:21:00 <mattyd> wot!!
20:21:00 <simba> what
20:21:00 <couleurs> probably the best android phone but that price lol
20:21:00 <couleurs> $200-$250 too much
20:22:00 <Nikky`> wb omfgbbqhax
20:22:00 <mattyd> w-hat??
20:22:00 <simba> what the f***
20:22:00 <[Maverick]> WHAT THE FUCK!
20:22:00 <Sl4y3r91> 4.3 8 mp cam get a s2 for 140
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the last HTC I had Apple were that pissed about
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> they took HTC and Google to court
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and lost
20:23:00 <mattyd> wut tha Frigg
20:23:00 <Nikky`> Can't believe i'm still sleepy
20:23:00 <Nikky`> Mavie :o)
20:23:00 <[Maverick]> I can wake you up
20:23:00 <[Maverick]> before you go go
20:23:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:23:00 <[Maverick]> :P
20:23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
20:23:00 <[Maverick]> how is mah darling
20:23:00 <couleurs> i don't buy their bs cameras
20:23:00 <couleurs> just put a normal one in like everyone else
20:23:00 <mattyd> htc are a bit junky
20:23:00 <mattyd> look cheap feel cheap
20:24:00 <Nikky`> I apart from being sleep is ok - you?
20:24:00 <[Maverick]> yeah not bad thanks
20:24:00 <[Maverick]> not bad at alllll
20:24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm sleep
20:24:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
20:24:00 <Sl4y3r91> htc rock ust windows sux
20:24:00 <mattyd> uh huh
20:24:00 <mattyd> the fuk u on bout
20:25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I want to sleep
20:25:00 <panda> if u post something on someones timeline
20:25:00 <panda> then unfriend them
20:25:00 <panda> does it still show on their timeline?
20:25:00 <crash> dunno, try it ?
20:25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I don't have friends
20:25:00 <panda> yeah but if it doesnt, then it was a waste lol
20:25:00 <crash> i had tom on myspace omfgbbqhax
20:25:00 <Sl4y3r91> mattyd in his shit stained undies..
20:25:00 <mattyd> my htc undies
20:26:00 <omfgbbqhax> I didnt
20:27:00 <crash> bf4 ?
20:27:00 <crash> don't think panda has it for 360
20:27:00 <Q{{_romeo> would not be comfy, it be bulky and clunky
20:27:00 <Q{{_romeo> not a good idea
20:28:00 <panda> nah i dont
20:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah I am going to sleep
20:28:00 <panda> wouldnt be worth it
20:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Played it before
20:28:00 <Warning> i'm buying a ps3 just for gtav
20:28:00 <Sl4y3r91> ..
20:28:00 <simba> Sl4y3r91s only cutlery is a pair of tongs he also uses to sift through his laundry
20:29:00 <panda> pff
20:29:00 <Nikky`> So whats new omfgbbqhax
20:29:00 <panda> wait for it come out on pc
20:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am me nikky
20:29:00 <Warning> when though?
20:29:00 <Sl4y3r91> der fred
20:29:00 <Sl4y3r91> lost bogan child
20:30:00 <Nikky`> I know you're you but I said new
20:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am a newer version of me
20:30:00 <simba> gta v on pc would be a headfuck like gta v was, just get it on ps3 or 4..
20:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Josh2.0
20:30:00 <simba> just like gta IV was*
20:30:00 <couleurs> lol samsung s5 is $929
20:30:00 <couleurs> ridiculous
20:30:00 <Sl4y3r91> they r the best
20:30:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!
20:30:00 <Sl4y3r91> iphones suck
20:30:00 <Sl4y3r91> tiny
20:30:00 <simba> Sl4y3r91s new phone is a second hand s2
20:31:00 <Warning> i'm finishing ballad of gay tony atm
20:31:00 <Warning> done the bikie one
20:31:00 <Nikky`> ooooh
20:31:00 <simba> get online u will luv it
20:31:00 <Nikky`> new version
20:31:00 <Sl4y3r91> immac
20:32:00 <Warning> cool
20:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Has a lot of bugs nikky
20:32:00 <Nikky`> Not sure if we like bugs
20:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nee update soon I hope
20:32:00 <Nikky`> actually..I know I hate bugs
20:32:00 <Warning> yeah they suck when they're on ur nuts
20:32:00 <Nikky`> I shall wait for the less buggy version
20:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok bai
20:32:00 <Sl4y3r91> o,o
20:33:00 <Nikky`> bugs on your nuts?
20:33:00 <Warning> nut bugs
20:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
20:33:00 <Nikky`> Yes
20:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am fine
20:33:00 <Nikky`> Not really
20:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just not in a real chatting mood
20:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> So dont know why I am here
20:34:00 <Nikky`> Yes, one shouldn't come on when not wanting to chat
20:34:00 <Nikky`> Only makes them more grumpy
20:34:00 <Nikky`> And ppl want to stab em
20:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> K well see u in a week or 2
20:34:00 <Nikky`> Like wanting to stab the nut bugs
20:34:00 <Warning> lol
20:34:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie omfgbbqhax.. enjoy
20:34:00 <simba> yep
20:36:00 <panda> foundo a great quote
20:36:00 <panda> “There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.”
20:36:00 <panda> ― Tennessee Williams
20:37:00 <Sl4y3r91> xxx
20:38:00 <simba> Intriguing.
20:40:00 <simba> im going 2 take a shower now
20:40:00 <Excessive> http://www.spin.com/articles/moby-first-choice-lawsuit-thousand-sample/
20:41:00 <Nikky`> Is it not usually ^pilot^
20:41:00 <Nikky`> Hey lee
20:41:00 <Nikky`> enjoy simba
20:42:00 <Moke> man listening to kool ad atm
20:42:00 <Moke> das racist
20:42:00 <FredFlinstone> dont we alll
20:42:00 <Lumeah> yups
20:43:00 <Lumeah> for my enire life lol
20:43:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
20:43:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
20:45:00 <Q{{_romeo> what about orgasmatron?
20:47:00 <Sl4y3r91> element is hacking
20:47:00 <simba> im always proud of people that are man enough to admit they enjoy moby
20:48:00 <Sl4y3r91> xxx
20:48:00 <Sl4y3r91> element is hacking
20:48:00 <Serenity> is he hacking your hdd's again shads
20:49:00 <Lumeah> hacking cough?
20:49:00 <Sl4y3r91> no
20:49:00 <Sl4y3r91> b1s hd
20:49:00 <Sl4y3r91> lol liz
20:49:00 <simba> call the police
20:50:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/SSIF27TH0QY
20:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Classical' Suarez (Jan 31, 2014) 2:00 - Category: Sports - 11,562 views - 210 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
20:50:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
20:52:00 <Excessive> Raven Dance
20:52:00 <Excessive> check ur fb ol dude :D
20:54:00 <simba> ok
20:55:00 <couleurs> "cool"
20:55:00 <simba> just checking my fb now - raven dance, over and out
20:55:00 <couleurs> logging into my raven book
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he sent me shit
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> then again i'm used to going "wtf?" at Excessive's posts
20:57:00 <Sl4y3r91> http://www.stereogum.com/1614511/high-anxiety-behind-the-scenes-of-fucked-ups-fourth-album/franchises/cover-story/
20:58:00 <Moke> eat my bum
20:58:00 <simba> thats so raven
20:58:00 <simba> Fuck Buttons > Fucked Up
20:59:00 <Warning> nah that's ur dad's job
20:59:00 <Sl4y3r91> click it dowey abbo
20:59:00 <couleurs> yeah fucked up suck go home shads
20:59:00 <Excessive> I paid 50 bux for this record like 10 years ago, been hangin to get my hands on it since I heard DJ Dag play it back in 93 ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baiAiEghuTA
20:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Taucher - Atlantis (Oct 24, 2011) 8:41 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,643 views - 39 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00:00 <Shadowgate> FredFlinstone kills people of laughter
21:01:00 <Q{{_romeo> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/gamarjobat-comedy-magic.htm
21:01:00 <Sl4y3r91> mmm Apple Pie
21:02:00 <Lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=700517376675314&set=vb.114078235319234&type=2&theater
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> what movie is this?
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking classic but what is it?
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/970823_759571484108926_1795924410_n.jpg
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah, post the link dickhead
21:04:00 <Sl4y3r91> lolololol
21:04:00 <simba> break fast klub
21:05:00 <Warning> fuck this
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know that or were you here the other day?
21:05:00 <Sl4y3r91> who wants a ciggy
21:05:00 <couleurs> cannonbreakfast ball club
21:05:00 <simba> i was here the other day.. but i knew that
21:05:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmm 84 .......... I was like 9 yrs old then
21:05:00 <simba> ive actually never seen the movie i just recognised it from the pic sets
21:05:00 <Serenity> you're old too
21:05:00 <Serenity> i wasnt even born in 84
21:05:00 <Sl4y3r91> looks like ya gunna havta smoke ya finger nails imo
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfIcZtjAch8
21:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simple Minds: Dont You Forget About Me (Nov 8, 2007) 6:43 - Category: Music - 1,538,184 views - 7,818 likes (98.6%), 107 dislikes (1.4%)
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the song ... and that's the movie versio
21:05:00 <couleurs> breakfest club da original fite club
21:06:00 <simba> fight club 2: ed nortons breakfast
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of couleurs
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> this was My teen movie
21:06:00 <couleurs> i am jacks soggy wet bix
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> absolute classic 80s movie
21:06:00 <Sl4y3r91> jooberz
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> should see it just to say you can
21:07:00 <simba> i am jacks organic vita bix
21:07:00 <couleurs> i've seen it
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> have ya?
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll understand this
21:07:00 <Excessive> I've got 12 yrs on yah ........ lots of catchin up 4 u
21:07:00 <Shadowgate> bastardly one posted funny pics lol
21:07:00 <couleurs> ferris bueller's day off is better
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> "see you next Saturday" couleurs
21:07:00 <simba> Excessive is 57?
21:08:00 <panda> o noes
21:08:00 <couleurs> maybe idk i might be busy
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the tough kid
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> he says that to the teacher at the end
21:08:00 <couleurs> "cool"
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of missed the point
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> that detetion was his therapy session each sat
21:09:00 <panda> i ditched my 'best' friend for good this time but forgot to ask her to drop off a couple things of mine she has haha
21:09:00 <couleurs> ohhhhhhh
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was the instigator of the entire thing
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> setting the other students off n shit
21:09:00 <couleurs> ok
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> though I dunno if it really is ... I only saw that 20 yrs later really stoned
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> when he says that see you next saturday line
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> hit me that the detentions are a therapy session for him
21:10:00 <Serenity> yeah thats not what its about
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
21:10:00 <simba> is breakfast club any funnier than ghostbusters cos i tried to watch that recently and it sucked
21:10:00 <DreamSeller> actually.. the story is about all the different mental issues each kid suffers from in school
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's an angle of that character possibly
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> what DreamSeller said
21:11:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpOB062gp5U
21:11:00 <DreamSeller> yeah because I am right cunt.
21:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim Besamusca (Feat Rosa V) - Waiting (Chillout Mix) (Mar 22, 2014) 5:15 - Category: Entertainment - 7 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't you think the tough one uses it as therapy sessions/
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
21:11:00 <DreamSeller> nah
21:11:00 <Serenity> no
21:12:00 <simba> nein
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs ruined it
21:12:00 <Moke> god u people talk some shit
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> he was supposed to say nup
21:12:00 <Moke> simba and afew of you are like the only decent ones on here
21:12:00 <Sl4y3r91> Well-known users and abusers of amphetamines include Charlie Parker (jazz musician)
21:12:00 <Sl4y3r91> <KnightOwl> Anthony Eden (British Prime Minister during the Suez crisis)
21:12:00 <Serenity> oh sorry lets talk about crappy music for about 4 years on irc
21:13:00 <DreamSeller> Moke, who the fuck are you...
21:13:00 <Moke> serentiy what do u like
21:13:00 <Moke> what fucking gay music do u like
21:13:00 <Serenity> im not interested in talking about music
21:13:00 <Serenity> in the least bit
21:13:00 <Moke> go listen to ur faggotry that is 1 direction
21:13:00 <Sl4y3r91> ICP
21:13:00 <Sl4y3r91> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:13:00 <Moke> fucking commercial pop BULLSHIT
21:13:00 <Serenity> yeah 1d is me fave
21:13:00 <simba> i <3 1d
21:13:00 <DreamSeller> Moke.. are you having a stroke?
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> another 80s classic movie *coughs* .............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA
21:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) (Jun 28, 2006) 4:06 - Category: Music - 5,727,278 views - 17,115 likes (98.1%), 328 dislikes (1.9%)
21:13:00 <Moke> ill kill u all
21:13:00 <simba> hey Moke have u heard of that fat wigga Jonwayne on stones throw i think hes kinda cool
21:14:00 <Moke> jonwayne is awesome
21:14:00 <Moke> makes awesome beats and awesome raps
21:14:00 <Serenity> shads i could like a choir of muppets. its never going to change what a disgusting pork mountain you are
21:14:00 <DreamSeller> :o
21:14:00 <simba> he was a chiptune kinda producer and now he raps
21:14:00 <Moke> yup
21:14:00 <simba> but he looks like a champion WoW player
21:14:00 <DreamSeller> SHOTS FIRED
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> pork mountain
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
21:14:00 <Serenity> never actually seen someone so revolting
21:14:00 <Sl4y3r91> RATHER BE OVERWIEGHT THAN A STICK JUNKY
21:14:00 <Sl4y3r91> Anyday
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> someone needs to make an edm track about him called that
21:14:00 <Serenity> did he just call me a junky?
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> "Pork Mountain" the Maccas Carpark mix
21:15:00 <Serenity> o.O
21:15:00 <simba> eDEm
21:15:00 <Sl4y3r91> legs like matchstix
21:15:00 <DreamSeller> lol
21:15:00 <DreamSeller> 1 tit is the size of you shads
21:15:00 <Sl4y3r91> lol
21:15:00 <DreamSeller> glorius globes
21:15:00 <simba> remember when shads was getting super upset about his weight being discussed on here a few weeks ago and he was spluttering on about being on a diet and looking really good
21:15:00 <DreamSeller> LOL
21:16:00 <DreamSeller> looking as good as Grimace
21:16:00 <Moke> simba what else do u like from stones throw
21:16:00 <Serenity> moke you're boring
21:16:00 <Serenity> shut up
21:16:00 <simba> i think he honestly mentioned his pants not fitting anymore lol
21:16:00 <Moke> serentiy
21:16:00 <Moke> dont talk to me like that
21:16:00 <simba> i like everything on stonesthrow theyre one of the best labels left
21:16:00 <Moke> i will have u shit listed from this network
21:16:00 <Serenity> i will talk to you however i please
21:16:00 <DreamSeller> LOL
21:16:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:16:00 <Moke> well i will talk to u how i like
21:16:00 <DreamSeller> Moke... is your friend Longie?
21:16:00 <Moke> nope
21:16:00 <DreamSeller> BD?
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke, fuck up you boring piece of shit
21:17:00 <Moke> lol
21:17:00 <Serenity> you have been talking about 1 subject on irc
21:17:00 <Moke> why dont u fuck up fat cunt
21:17:00 <Serenity> for atleast 7 years
21:17:00 <Serenity> you are a boring fuck
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fat?
21:17:00 <Moke> and you are a stupid slut
21:17:00 <Serenity> and you're about to be perm banned
21:17:00 <Moke> serentiy why dont u just kill yourself u slut
21:17:00 <Serenity> so close your fucking mouth
21:17:00 <simba> whoa calm down every1
21:17:00 <DreamSeller> BAN BAN BAN BAN
21:17:00 <simba> every1 needs a bit of lord quas
21:18:00 <DreamSeller> YAYYYY
21:18:00 <simba> poor Moke
21:18:00 <Serenity> another one to join cats
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> wham, ban, thank you maam
21:18:00 <simba> just ban shads the real problem
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's an an aggressive young lad
21:18:00 <DreamSeller> yeah
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't remember this next time
21:18:00 <DreamSeller> shads is being a cunt as well
21:18:00 <Serenity> im not even joking about the 1 subject for 7 years
21:18:00 <DreamSeller> get rid of him
21:18:00 <Serenity> what a boring cunt
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> "Oh, did I?" I was drunk"
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so that's been a forever thing?
21:19:00 <Serenity> thats not loof
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus fucking Christ
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I know
21:19:00 <simba> Serenity u just dont like him cos he pays out ur bad taste in music :shobon:
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I said he's as aggressive as Loof
21:19:00 <Serenity> yes thats exactly it
21:19:00 <simba> knew it
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I like ICP but I know they're shit :D
21:19:00 <Serenity> i get really emotional when he knocks 1d
21:20:00 <dematerialised> lol @ :shobon:
21:20:00 <Serenity> he didnt even bring up icp
21:20:00 <simba> ICP arent music theyre a comedy act
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know what happens when the clown ninjas strike simba
21:20:00 <Serenity> and im not sure why it keeps being bought up. its kinda gay tbh seeming i never speak about it
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in deep shit now
21:20:00 <simba> how many times do we have 2 go over this
21:20:00 <dematerialised> icp is a way of life
21:20:00 <dematerialised> fuck you
21:20:00 <Excessive> shads is prolly the only 1 that would know this ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9pH9C7Oew
21:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Age Of Love (Jam and Spoon mix) (May 15, 2007) 6:46 - Category: Music - 2,071,217 views - 7,645 likes (98.2%), 139 dislikes (1.8%)
21:21:00 <simba> clown ninjas? lol
21:21:00 <couleurs> can we ban any1 who hates breakfast club
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> for simba
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twPupwsitFA
21:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ICP - When I'm Clownin' - Featuring Danny Brown (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jul 25, 2013) 3:37 - Category: Music - 593,973 views - 4,512 likes (86%), 733 dislikes (14%)
21:21:00 <simba> lol @ danny brown doing a song with them
21:21:00 <Serenity> ill come back when youve all finished
21:21:00 <simba> ####gay########gay########gay########gay####
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fine
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I love 'em
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> they're shit but I still like 'em
21:21:00 <couleurs> jesus i thought danny brown was supposed to be cool
21:22:00 <simba> his voice is amazingly annoying
21:22:00 <couleurs> his laugh is the best
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> is it true that the tourettes guy is dead?
21:22:00 <Picard> ass pirate
21:23:00 <simba> raiden?? raiden!!!!!!!!!!!
21:23:00 <couleurs> he was never alive
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> his samples are turning up on a few EDM tracks lately I've noticed
21:23:00 <faux> ok
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> the Tourettes Guy ... you're not aware of him and his meme?
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> forks
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hi
21:24:00 <simba> is that the guy that yells that name
21:24:00 <simba> leeory jenkins
21:24:00 <faux> Hi
21:24:00 <simba> wb faux
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=918cUAaBTzo
21:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of the Tourettes Guy (Parts 1-4) (May 2, 2011) 30:04 - Category: Comedy - 145,903 views - 973 likes (96.6%), 34 dislikes (3.4%)
21:24:00 <faux> cheers
21:25:00 <couleurs> big ears
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope this is the puff daddy version of this song
21:25:00 <Excessive> simba, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kBONajdl4g
21:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paragliders - Paraglide ( Humate Remix ) (Nov 19, 2011) 8:20 - Category: Music - 9,229 views - 74 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:26:00 <simba> lol
21:26:00 <simba> Paragliders - Paraglide [Paragliding EP]
21:27:00 <Excessive> listen to the Humate Rmx though
21:27:00 <simba> i knew what was going to happen before it happened
21:28:00 <crash> hey ness
21:28:00 <crash> don't feel like my vegetables tonight :P
21:28:00 <simba> the mystical waters parted and the dnb hook kicked in
21:29:00 <Bastardly_One> here's something if you've the attention for that long
21:29:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA-NCkRsRc
21:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Descendents - Live At Coachella Festival 13-04-2013 [HD] FULL CONCERT (Jul 29, 2013) 47:10 - Category: Music - 59,577 views - 549 likes (98.7%), 7 dislikes (1.3%)
21:29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck i love that band
21:31:00 <mattyd> listen 2 sole listen 2 blus
21:31:00 <mattyd> asl? Behind you.
21:32:00 <ness> yo crash
21:34:00 <Excessive> somethin that I used to thrash when playin trance in the early 90's .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69oAgBKOmzA
21:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LI KWAN - Point Zero (Feb 6, 2012) 12:37 - Category: Music - 5,611 views - 60 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:36:00 <shadsam> LOL
21:37:00 <crash> hey ness, how goes it ?
21:37:00 <Serenity> chop chop
21:40:00 <Picard> fuck me
21:41:00 <alleenkatze> ok
21:41:00 <shadsam> simba would
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen this before
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJGl0FQK9Ew
21:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana Live at Reading 1992(full concert) 1080p (Aug 18, 2013) 01:37:31 - Category: Music - 762,345 views - 6,496 likes (98.8%), 80 dislikes (1.2%)
21:41:00 <Picard> i know he would, filthy faggot
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> look at Kurt at the start
21:42:00 <shadsam> how did he commit suicide
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes some of you cunts look like pictures of sobriety
21:42:00 <alleenkatze> Rofl
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen this gig before
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty good
21:42:00 <DreamSeller> it is
21:42:00 <DreamSeller> i have it on dvd
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is up with that wig?
21:44:00 <DreamSeller> what wig?
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that has to be a wig
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme look again
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> during the first song and the intro
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly they weren't this good in Australia
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think my housemate must hate it when I go down the street
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I usually come back and rag on him
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> like just then
21:46:00 <Excessive> another one that I paid 50 bux 4 in the days b4 discogs, got it Hi-Shock, he broght it back from Germany back in the 90's ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nPeahQcIQU
21:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GoaHead -Free Beach-(Anjuna mix).wmv (Apr 5, 2010) 4:55 - Category: Music - 1,616 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:46:00 <Excessive> got it off*
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> in Melbourne Kurt and Chris were that fucked they left Dave at a record signing and turned up at another record shop in a completely different place
21:46:00 <DreamSeller> were you there?
21:47:00 <mattyd> what a sucker
21:47:00 <Pieter> Fuckk im sexy
21:47:00 <Pieter> N toned
21:47:00 <Pieter> Stoned
21:47:00 <Pieter> Me fucks Lumeah
21:47:00 <Pieter> Im going to bed
21:47:00 <Pieter> Nite:)
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> at the gig I was but I used to pay back then ... got my ticket the day they came out
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking loved that band
21:47:00 <DreamSeller> so how do you know they were that fucked off their heads etc etc
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> support band the meanies were friends and the guy at the record shop they turned up couldn't wait to tell me
21:48:00 <DreamSeller> ahh.. so they were just wondering around.. no minders etc?
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> was just when I got back from the us ... so, '91?
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of bands did man
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron is clearly a rude cunt
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> Mudhoney loved the place so much 2 of them stayed for 3 extra mths in melbourne
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> just hung with local bands and went to gigs and had a good time kind of shit
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't a big deal back then
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd imagine if they existed now
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd have 10 minders each
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> this version of anyeurism
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> is the shit
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck come I've never seen this?
21:51:00 <mattyd> the baron is friends with pieters kid.. iherd
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> damn the '90s were good ... then the paranoid 2000s took over
21:52:00 <The_Baron> haha
21:52:00 <The_Baron> sorry got a buttfuck tonne of msg's going
21:52:00 <The_Baron> how u going b1
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
21:52:00 <Excessive> talkin abt bands ol dude, u might not like Pete, but this vid is awse, ffwd to half way and check out Rob Hirst goin off ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqa1vWiqxEo
21:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 13. Power and The Passion - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 6:26 - Category: Music - 32,050 views - 136 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> this next song better be a kick arse version
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Excessive
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when that hit the telly
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> on a sat night
21:52:00 <DreamSeller> when you just got put in the nursing home?
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> rock arena presented it on the abc
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and IMO ... that's a good gig that entire show
21:53:00 <Excessive> ye it is
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite ever Nirvana song
21:53:00 <simba> i like his dancing peter garett
21:53:00 <Excessive> Pete always had it right
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're playing it to perfection
21:54:00 <Excessive> he always told it sdtraight
21:54:00 <DreamSeller> so yeah.. enough about music.
21:54:00 <Excessive> -d
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> school ... Bleach was an epic album
21:54:00 <simba> why do Serenity and DreamSeller hate music?!
21:54:00 <simba> so weird
21:54:00 <DreamSeller> :P
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to find something else now
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> musically related
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good
21:55:00 <DreamSeller> chopchop
21:56:00 <The_Baron> did the whole tafe thing today?
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> eeew ... Greenday in Reading ... that'd be the worst 2 1/2 hrs of my life
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> the what?
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I got doc cert
21:57:00 <The_Baron> aahh
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> i've find Ozzy live in Budukon
21:57:00 <Excessive> "dad's so bad he lives in a pub, tis all under arms n football clubs, flat chat pine gap, in every home a big mac, no 1 goes out back that's that"
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> which just made me think of BLS ... same thing really
21:58:00 <The_Baron> still with the shoulder?
21:59:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/eccc8657b660b26040632deaa0e57391/tumblr_n24haiwipC1rpp948o1_500.jpg
22:00:00 <Excessive> oh ffwd to 4:00 if u don't wannah listen to the song and have a giggle at the end of it ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNL3xhxGpK8
22:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 2. When The Generals Talk - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 4:45 - Category: Music - 21,457 views - 65 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00:00 <Serenity> i dont hate music. i hate the fact its the only thing moke can talk about
22:00:00 <DreamSeller> LA LA LA
22:00:00 <DreamSeller> NICE AND QUIETTT
22:00:00 <DreamSeller> wooooOOOooooo
22:00:00 <Serenity> shut up
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
22:01:00 <DreamSeller> hahahaha
22:01:00 <DreamSeller> :P
22:01:00 <simba> maybe thats what he LIKES MoSt
22:01:00 <simba> ***SHock Horror*** "No Way ""
22:01:00 <simba> would u prefer the stoner chat to dominate once more
22:01:00 <Serenity> no shit
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I just cbf'ed
22:02:00 <Moke> doodle
22:02:00 <Moke> sup m8
22:02:00 <Doodle> STEVO
22:02:00 <Doodle> not much
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I've some assessment on some shit tomorrow though and it's a half day so I might show :P
22:02:00 <Moke> http://discharges.org/h/0104/
22:02:00 <Moke> lmfao
22:02:00 <Serenity> simba you're being obtuse
22:02:00 <Excessive> wooooooooooooot Mayhem
22:02:00 <Excessive> ltns
22:02:00 <Mayhem> hai o/
22:02:00 <Serenity> its literally the ONLY thing he has ever spoken about
22:02:00 <mandyjane> sup
22:02:00 <Serenity> in 7 years
22:02:00 <Serenity> its a bore
22:02:00 <Mayhem> nawt mush yew?
22:02:00 <DreamSeller> SEVEN YEARSSSS
22:02:00 <DreamSeller> ELEVEN BEERSSSSSS
22:02:00 <DreamSeller> la la la la la
22:02:00 <DreamSeller> woooOOOooooo
22:02:00 <simba> no u r resorting to hyperbole there i think
22:02:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
22:02:00 <Serenity> no im not
22:03:00 <Moke> http://discharges.org/h/0102/
22:03:00 <Moke> lol
22:03:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:03:00 <Doodle> discharges ftw
22:03:00 <Moke> yeha random
22:03:00 <Moke> http://discharges.org/h/0205/
22:03:00 <Moke> scatman
22:03:00 <DreamSeller> yes you are
22:03:00 <Serenity> have you ever seen him speak about anything other than abusing someone for telling him to stop speaking about music
22:03:00 <Serenity> cause i havent
22:03:00 <DreamSeller> yes
22:03:00 <DreamSeller> he called me a cunt
22:03:00 <DreamSeller> different from music
22:03:00 <CannibalClown> lol
22:03:00 <simba> yes i talked to him about taxis once
22:03:00 <simba> ur wrong
22:03:00 <DreamSeller> TAXIS!
22:03:00 <DreamSeller> hhahahaha
22:03:00 <simba> about how brisbane cabs are orange
22:03:00 <Serenity> yeah right
22:03:00 <CannibalClown> maybe your cunt is making music
22:03:00 <simba> and how fucked up brisbane is
22:03:00 <Serenity> maybe you're all a bunch of fuckheads
22:03:00 <simba> Serenity doesnt even want to accept it she only wants to believe the world she lives in
22:04:00 <Doodle> lol oh god
22:04:00 <Doodle> SKEEEEEEE bo ba bo da bop
22:04:00 <The_Baron> that's pretty shitty
22:04:00 <Moke> http://discharges.org/h/0304/
22:04:00 <Moke> lol
22:04:00 <simba> "I certainly never saw it. Therefore, it never happened" - Serenity, the mom of irc, 2014
22:04:00 <Serenity> urgh i hate this simba
22:04:00 <JimmyJack> music talk > food talk
22:04:00 <Serenity> fuck off loof
22:04:00 <Serenity> use your own name its not banned anymore
22:04:00 <JimmyJack> Loof?
22:04:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:04:00 <simba> thats not Loof its a genuine new chatter, JimmyJack
22:04:00 <Serenity> oh now hes going to pretend again
22:04:00 <dematerialised> you aint got no legs!
22:05:00 <Moke> http://discharges.org/h/1104/
22:05:00 <Moke> hahah pwnt
22:05:00 <CannibalClown> loool deze cuntz
22:05:00 <simba> i got no strings to hold me down
22:06:00 <Moke> http://discharges.org/h/1402/
22:06:00 <Moke> a punch in the cunt
22:06:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
22:06:00 <FredFlinstone> please
22:06:00 <FredFlinstone> thats not nice
22:07:00 <Moke> britney spears
22:07:00 <Moke> fuck yeah
22:07:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
22:07:00 <Moke> doodle please do the honours
22:07:00 <Moke> womanizer
22:07:00 <FredFlinstone> I love a good doodle
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> oi The_Baron
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> this was basically the show you missed ... near enough anyway
22:08:00 <Doodle> http://discharges.org/h/1402/
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VP6ekEbW_4
22:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gwar - 'Fate or Chaos Tour 2013' Full Show HDTV (May 21, 2013) 01:32:48 - Category: Music - 145,325 views - 573 likes (83.8%), 111 dislikes (16.2%)
22:08:00 <Excessive> simba, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYkao-LbEc
22:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Jul 1, 2012) 6:10 - Category: Music - 739 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:08:00 <simba> thanx iggy azalea
22:08:00 <simba> Chronos greek 4 time #allthingsaregreek
22:09:00 <Doodle> what the fuck is that
22:09:00 <Moke> rip
22:09:00 <Moke> vocalist
22:09:00 <Moke> he died
22:09:00 <Doodle> looks like the muppets from hell
22:09:00 <Moke> id say thats the end of gwar now
22:09:00 <Doodle> if thats what they sound like then thats a positive
22:09:00 <Doodle> what the actual fuck
22:09:00 <Moke> im 27 and im going grey
22:09:00 <Picard> simba's pedo channel @#flowergirl2
22:09:00 <Picard> sick fuck trying to attract little girls
22:09:00 <JimmyJack> isn't that bannable calling people pedos?
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> RIP Dave Brockie ...
22:10:00 <Moke> wow fuck my life
22:10:00 <Doodle> mate of mine started going grey at 16
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> they get better Doodle ... *lol* ... I've seen this before
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> so I know what songs are coming
22:10:00 <Doodle> i clicked to halfway through it
22:10:00 <Doodle> it was horrible
22:10:00 <Picard> so i posting personal details and simba gets away with that
22:10:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure it is
22:10:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure Picard needs a ban
22:10:00 <simba> spreading disinformation + false accusations of a pedophile
22:10:00 <mandyjane> hi Picard
22:10:00 <Picard> and who did i call a pedo?
22:10:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
22:10:00 <simba> he mad
22:10:00 <DreamSeller> ding!
22:10:00 <Serenity> sif try and pretend loof
22:10:00 <shadsam> ..
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it's pure class
22:11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nana Mouskouri - Love Is Like A Butterfly.mp3 (2.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:28)
22:11:00 <Doodle> get some nana up ya
22:11:00 <DreamSeller> hahaha
22:11:00 <Loof> Serenity is a smart cookie
22:11:00 <Loof> cant fool her lol
22:11:00 <Serenity> i no sirry
22:11:00 <dematerialised> whole channel had you sussed m8
22:11:00 <Serenity> you know why you were banned yes?
22:11:00 <Serenity> no need to say why just a yes or no will do
22:11:00 <Loof> yes
22:11:00 <Serenity> plz dont do it again
22:11:00 <Loof> k
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> argh!
22:12:00 <Doodle> i wonder if she does it greek style
22:12:00 <simba> now hes spamming that chnanle up lolol
22:12:00 <Loof> found out my neighbour is jamming my wifi
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> the creature that spawned my son looks like her and judith durham
22:13:00 <Doodle> crikey
22:13:00 <Doodle> as long as she doesnt look like athol guy
22:13:00 <shadsam> lol
22:13:00 <Loof> so i put JAM_MY_WIFI_I_KEY_UR_CAR as my sidd
22:13:00 <Loof> and it stopped
22:13:00 <Loof> lol
22:13:00 <mattyd> u so fulla shit
22:13:00 <dematerialised> how many coffees have you had today loof
22:14:00 <mandyjane> we shall name him fulla
22:14:00 <Ben> I was considering changing mine to I_SEE_DEAD_WIFI
22:14:00 <CannibalClown> youre so full of shit Loof
22:14:00 <Loof> ok
22:14:00 <shadsam> yo ben
22:14:00 <Ben> Hey shadsam
22:14:00 <Serenity> i want to change ours to 'Nice blue jocks mate'
22:14:00 <Loof> LOL!
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
22:15:00 <Ben> Someone in my street has their address as their SSID
22:15:00 <Loof> lol
22:15:00 <Ben> Mine is Smokemeakipper
22:15:00 <Loof> went through tree routers before i found out unfortunatly
22:15:00 <Excessive> lol @ my neighbour today ........... I go out to get some stuffs from woolies and he's outside washing down the walkway with a broom and the fire hose .......... he starts off with "oh man I'm so depressed today, lots of shit goin on" ......... off his face .......... I ask him "wat's goin on?" ......... he goes "oh I can't talk abt it" and he breaks down in tears and goes inside .......... I get back from woolies 10 mins later and he's outside
22:15:00 <Ben> tree or three?
22:15:00 <Ben> haha
22:15:00 <shadsam> i made a hotspot called suckmycock and to this day it still remains out there
22:15:00 <mattyd> Ben hopefully that is not a very unique ssid..
22:16:00 <Ben> Evening..
22:16:00 <DemonsRun> Jamie :)
22:16:00 <DemonsRun> Haiiii
22:16:00 <Ben> Who knows
22:16:00 <Loof> keyed his car good too
22:16:00 <Ben> Someone else would have come up with it at some point I would imagine
22:16:00 <Loof> if it happens again tomorrow i'll do the other side
22:16:00 <Loof> and so on
22:16:00 <Ben> Loof : Why not just hide your SSID?
22:16:00 <Loof> tried that
22:16:00 <Loof> and mac filtering
22:16:00 <simba> that is really really really funny shadsam really funny and cool
22:16:00 <Loof> he's using a jammer
22:17:00 <Loof> they're easy to make
22:17:00 <Ben> oh ok
22:17:00 <simba> <Excessive> lol @ my neighbour today ........... I go out to get some stuffs from woolies and he's outside washing down the walkway with a broom and the fire hose .......... he starts off with "oh man I'm so depressed today, lots of shit goin on" ......... off his face .......... I ask him "wat's goin on?" ......... he goes "oh I can't talk abt it" and he breaks down in tears and goes inside
22:17:00 <simba> .......... I get back from woolies 10 mins later and he's outside - when did you move in next to panda??
22:17:00 <Loof> cause i told him to shut his kids up
22:17:00 <CannibalClown> *cough* delusional *cough*
22:17:00 <mattyd> its probably not even a jammer, just someone elses wifi interferring
22:17:00 <DreamSeller> a jammer..that's what b1 does with a butternut pumpkin
22:17:00 <Ben> Does he have wireless of his own?
22:17:00 <Loof> yep
22:17:00 <mattyd> probably your own microwave
22:17:00 <Ben> Hack into his and send random print jobs to his printer
22:17:00 <Loof> lol
22:17:00 <Excessive> woolies is only like around the corner and across the road from where I am simba
22:18:00 <simba> just cut him at night and tell him to stay away from your internet
22:18:00 <shadsam> same here excessive
22:18:00 <simba> nothing gets through to people like cold hard fear
22:18:00 <shadsam> brand new store
22:18:00 <simba> threats just make them bigheaded
22:18:00 <simba> you need to cut them a little
22:18:00 <Loof> he knows if he keeps it up he'll keep getting his car keyed
22:18:00 <Loof> so it's stopped
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (gh) !
22:19:00 <Loof> :)
22:19:00 <Ben> Does he come in on multiple MAC's?
22:19:00 <Ben> or same one each time
22:19:00 <Loof> jammers dont have macs
22:19:00 <Ben> ok
22:19:00 <Loof> and they dont show up on dhcp
22:19:00 <Excessive> would love to see Loof's story in a lil while from now "man I got busted keyin his car, had to go to court, etc, etc"
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
22:20:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> click on that link again and get up to the cover of Carry on My Wayward Son
22:20:00 <Doodle> hells no
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> then deny the talent *coughs*
22:20:00 <Doodle> i thought icp were bad
22:20:00 <Loof> he's an IT tech
22:20:00 <Ben> How far away is your wireless router from your computer most of the time
22:20:00 <Loof> fixes computers
22:20:00 <Loof> next room
22:20:00 <Ben> mm ok
22:20:00 <Ben> Was gunna say.. switch wireless off and use cable
22:20:00 <simba> im still plugged in via CAT 5 cable i cant imagine ever going fully wireless
22:20:00 <Mayhem> its so easy to jam wifi
22:20:00 <Loof> i need wireless for my mobile
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... not one of their tightest shows
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM
22:21:00 <Loof> and my sons ipad
22:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GWAR "Let Us Slay" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Sep 21, 2009) 3:27 - Category: Music - 1,412,881 views - 5,221 likes (88.1%), 706 dislikes (11.9%)
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what they sound like recorded
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> just as brilliant right?
22:22:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM
22:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - CANDY CANDY , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY (Mar 13, 2012) 3:56 - Category: Music - 19,656,205 views - 67,212 likes (95%), 3,564 dislikes (5%)
22:22:00 <Excessive> wait ............ there was a thing a friend posted on fb not long ago abt usin a video card for intercepting free to air TV
22:22:00 <Mayhem> a tv tuner...
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> nowai pal!
22:23:00 <Excessive> not too sure ............. I didn't end up readin the article
22:23:00 <shadsam> ive got a hd dongle
22:24:00 <Mayhem> hi picard
22:24:00 <Mayhem> bye picard
22:24:00 <Loof> just bought 35 disposible ecigs 14mg :)
22:24:00 <Excessive> I could prolly spend the rest of the nite scrollin through his fb posts and find the article, though I cbf-ed
22:24:00 <Loof> use 2 a day
22:24:00 <Mayhem> lol disposables
22:24:00 <Mayhem> you nub
22:25:00 <Loof> had the refill type
22:25:00 <Loof> too much fucking around
22:25:00 <Loof> and charging and shit
22:25:00 <Loof> nub
22:25:00 <simba> i love how picard is 1 of those fat kents that makes his facebook pic his dog
22:25:00 <Mayhem> get a vamo, a kayfun and a soshine charger
22:25:00 <simba> cos hes 2 fat and ashamed 2 put his own mug up
22:26:00 <Loof> lol simba
22:26:00 <Excessive> tis a bit like a havin a Zippo, looks cool usin it etc, but it's a pain refillin it and fckin around with it every couple of days
22:26:00 <shadsam> how much is that mayhem
22:26:00 <Mayhem> vamo or zmax's are cheap variable voltage mods, cheap but decent to start
22:26:00 <Mayhem> theyre about 50 bucks
22:26:00 <shadsam> k
22:26:00 <Mayhem> 18650 batteries are anywhere from 5 to 15 bucks
22:26:00 <Mayhem> a soshine charger is about 30 bucks
22:27:00 <Mayhem> and a kayfun clone is about 20 bucks
22:27:00 <Mayhem> bit of scilica and kanthal wire and your laughing
22:27:00 <shadsam> ok tar
22:27:00 <shadsam> pardon the pun
22:28:00 <shadsam> lololol
22:29:00 <Kynetic> Serenity
22:29:00 <Kynetic> apparently i have to ban you
22:29:00 <Kynetic> moke told me so
22:29:00 <lumeah2> lol
22:29:00 <Mayhem> well if moke said so
22:30:00 <mandyjane> L136o7l
22:30:00 <Mayhem> lawl
22:31:00 <Kynetic> yea
22:31:00 <Mayhem> http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff399/SPULLL/IMG_9580_zps3857b6d4.jpg
22:31:00 <Mayhem> thats an ecig
22:31:00 <Serenity> loll poor moke
22:31:00 <Kynetic> who the hell is moke anyway
22:32:00 <Kynetic> he sounds like a douche.
22:32:00 <Serenity> he used to come on yearrss ago as stevo
22:32:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking twit
22:32:00 <Kynetic> was he a douche back then too?
22:32:00 <Serenity> yup
22:32:00 <Kynetic> maybe he's turned over a new leaf
22:32:00 <Kynetic> and he's not as douchey anymore
22:32:00 <Serenity> yeah nah
22:32:00 <Kynetic> oh wait.. no.. he just told me to ban you.
22:32:00 <dematerialised> i remember stevo
22:32:00 <Kynetic> he's a douche.
22:32:00 <Excessive> my cousin posted this on fb a couple of days ago, it's in Hungarian .......... 9 yr old girl preggo etc ........ click on the 1-st blue image to see the pic ......... http://betonkevero.eu/bejegyzes/17747/9-evesen-esett-teherbe-ez-a-kislany-torzszulotett-hozott-a-vilagra
22:32:00 <simba> Mayhem do u put that up ur bfs butt lol
22:33:00 <Mayhem> only when you beg for it simba
22:33:00 <Kynetic> i like to put cocaine up my butt.
22:33:00 <Kynetic> and smuggle it into australia from south america
22:33:00 <Kynetic> i dont even care about the money i make
22:33:00 <Kynetic> i just like putting things in my butt.
22:33:00 <Mayhem> simba updated his relationship status to faggot
22:33:00 <dematerialised> it just feels good right?
22:34:00 <[Maverick]> lol..
22:34:00 <Mayhem> lol
22:35:00 <[Maverick]> you're worse than a priest trying to tell the altar boy that he needs his protien.. forcing it on him...
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> was more a point of he's right
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> that is not one of their best shows
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> even that cover is done bad that show
22:39:00 <JimmyJack> hi chineseman :)
22:40:00 <Kynetic> well
22:40:00 <Kynetic> who wouldve thought
22:40:00 <Kynetic> talking about sticking things up your ass
22:40:00 <Kynetic> would kill the conversation.
22:40:00 <dematerialised> clearly a bad crew in here
22:40:00 <Kynetic> usually its a real ice breaker.
22:41:00 <Mayhem> a real sphincter breaker
22:41:00 <DreamSeller> starfish buster
22:41:00 <Kynetic> pretty hard to break a sphincter
22:41:00 <Mayhem> hotdog down a hallway
22:41:00 <Kynetic> you know there are so many sphincters in the human body.. noone really knows exactly how many we have.
22:41:00 <JimmyJack> learn something every day
22:41:00 <Kynetic> dr karl taught me that
22:41:00 <Mayhem> you know i dont really give a fuck though
22:42:00 <DreamSeller> hence why I am a giant arsehole then
22:42:00 <JimmyJack> lol
22:42:00 <Kynetic> you know you have 2 sphincters in your ass
22:42:00 <Kynetic> an inner and an outer
22:42:00 <Kynetic> and they manager to filter gas from solid and fluid
22:42:00 <Kynetic> manage*
22:42:00 <JimmyJack> my ass is already full of fluid
22:42:00 <Kynetic> sometimes they fail though.. which is why sometimes you shart.
22:42:00 <Kynetic> is it semen?
22:42:00 <JimmyJack> yes :(
22:43:00 <JimmyJack> need a felcher
22:43:00 <DreamSeller> shadsam will help you
22:44:00 <DreamSeller> he is an expert
22:44:00 <JimmyJack> lol
22:44:00 <Kynetic> plenty of experts on felching on irc
22:44:00 <Mayhem> this convos too queer for my liking
22:44:00 <Mayhem> im gonna go
22:44:00 <JimmyJack> k prude
22:45:00 <DreamSeller> yayy
22:46:00 <Saemon> sup niggaz
22:47:00 <JimmyJack> might get drunk tonight
22:47:00 <JimmyJack> JOKING
22:48:00 <shadsam> yeah why not
22:48:00 <ShadsIsAFattyBoombah> hey shadsam
22:48:00 <ShadsIsAFattyBoombah> YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!
22:48:00 <shadsam> smoke crack outa dreamsellers mums undies
22:48:00 <shadsam> goodnight.
22:49:00 <JimmyJack> lol
22:49:00 <JimmyJack> think you upset him
22:49:00 <DreamSeller> good
22:49:00 <JimmyJack> bet he's running straight to the fridge to deal
22:49:00 <DreamSeller> useless cunt
22:50:00 <JimmyJack> be crying and stuffing his face with cake right now
22:50:00 <Kynetic> man
22:50:00 <Kynetic> i could totally go to my fridge right now
22:50:00 <Kynetic> and eat some lasange
23:16:00 <DreamSeller> hey ^pilot6... whats it like having a rug for a back
23:16:00 <Saemon> `seen johninja
23:16:00 <prowl> Saemon, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 week 1 day 5 hours 47 minutes ago (17.03. 16:28) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 11 minutes there.
23:16:00 <Saemon> `seen mew
23:16:00 <prowl> Saemon, I found 2 matches to your query: Mewski, Mew. Mewski ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #cunts 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours 59 minutes ago (05.03. 12:16) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 26 minutes there.
23:17:00 <Saemon> 2 weeks whoa
23:17:00 <Saemon> i hope shes not dead
23:17:00 <Coffee> can you blame her?
23:17:00 <Saemon> `seen thecrow
23:17:00 <prowl> Saemon, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 24 weeks 1 day 2 hours 25 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
23:17:00 <DreamSeller> she was on the other day :P
23:17:00 <DreamSeller> sucking my balls
23:17:00 <DreamSeller> telling me how grand I am
23:17:00 <Coffee> .
23:18:00 <DreamSeller> what?
23:18:00 <DreamSeller> . yourself
23:18:00 <DemonsRun> Need entertainment
23:18:00 <DemonsRun> Need more drugs lol
23:20:00 <DemonsRun> U guys suck
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> well, do my homework for me then
23:21:00 <Coffee> are ps3's 1080p?
23:21:00 <DemonsRun> Well... Idk what it is
23:22:00 <DemonsRun> Is it bad that I can NOT stand babies drooling?
23:25:00 <Serenity> depends does it just make you shudder or do you kick them out of the room
23:25:00 <DemonsRun> Shudder
23:25:00 <DemonsRun> I won't hold a baby if it's drooling
23:25:00 <Serenity> i never had droolers thank god
23:25:00 <DemonsRun> Neither
23:26:00 <DemonsRun> That's probably why it bugs me lol
23:26:00 <DreamSeller> just sweats
23:26:00 <Saemon> statistics from studies shows that early drooling babies turn out to perform less well academically then non-drooling babies
23:26:00 <DreamSeller> sweat and bics
23:26:00 <Saemon> in other words, they are dumber
23:26:00 <Serenity> oh god
23:27:00 <Serenity> im gonna murder that little rat bag
23:27:00 <DemonsRun> Well
23:27:00 <DemonsRun> I'll be expecting a lot of carter then when he's older
23:27:00 <DemonsRun> Who Serenity ?
23:27:00 <Serenity> dreamseller lol
23:28:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
23:29:00 <Serenity> YOU
23:29:00 <Saemon> hey DreamSeller
23:29:00 <Saemon> sup bro
23:29:00 <Serenity> bertstare.jpg
23:29:00 <DreamSeller> YES!!!!!
23:29:00 <DreamSeller> Is it I??
23:29:00 <Serenity> say it again
23:29:00 <DreamSeller> that you want?
23:30:00 <Serenity> yes
23:30:00 <DreamSeller> well.. no you aren't going to get it..
23:30:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
23:30:00 <DemonsRun> I HATE YOU
23:31:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity HATES YOU
23:31:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry. Ignore me I'm so fucking bored
23:31:00 <DreamSeller> DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SAEMON!!!
23:31:00 <DreamSeller> sif ignore
23:31:00 <Serenity> i could never hate him
23:31:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
23:31:00 <DemonsRun> Now she lies
23:31:00 <DemonsRun> XD
23:31:00 <DreamSeller> :o
23:31:00 <DreamSeller> oh my
23:32:00 <Serenity> :>
23:32:00 <DreamSeller> wait...
23:32:00 <DreamSeller> nah
23:32:00 <DemonsRun> Get a room
23:32:00 <DreamSeller> just having a heart attack
23:32:00 <ZeroDistance> its k
23:32:00 <ZeroDistance> i can reswtart your heart
23:32:00 <ZeroDistance> with my everlasting love
23:32:00 <DreamSeller> WITH YOUR HOT DESIRESSSSS?
23:32:00 <Saemon> god damn
23:33:00 <Serenity> OH FINE
23:33:00 <Serenity> ILL REMEMBER THAT
23:33:00 <Saemon> i had the worst yiros today
23:33:00 <ZeroDistance> with my hot dick
23:33:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
23:33:00 <ZeroDistance> works better than my lame hands
23:33:00 <Saemon> they had cut up beef burger pattys
23:33:00 <Saemon> for a beef yiros
23:33:00 <Saemon> and the beef had no taste to it
23:33:00 <ZeroDistance> “The stars, that nature hung in heaven, and filled their lamps with everlasting oil, give due light to the misled and lonely traveler".”
23:33:00 <DemonsRun> Tf is yiros?
23:33:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
23:33:00 <Coffee> kebabs?
23:33:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
23:33:00 <DemonsRun> Yep
23:33:00 <ZeroDistance> argh im not into this movie but cant think of anythin else at this time to put on
23:33:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
23:33:00 <Saemon> probably some cheap frozen beef patty from coles
23:34:00 <DemonsRun> Super troopers ZeroDistance
23:34:00 <DreamSeller> what's up Doodle?
23:34:00 <ZeroDistance> food is food yo
23:34:00 <Saemon> yeah yiros is what greeks call kebabs
23:34:00 <Serenity> no they dont
23:34:00 <Coffee> i thought they call the souvas
23:34:00 <Doodle> nothing its all good
23:34:00 <DreamSeller> you sure?
23:34:00 <Saemon> souvlaki, yiros, kebab all same shit
23:34:00 <DemonsRun> Souvlakis/kebabs
23:35:00 <ZeroDistance> almost weds yay!
23:35:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
23:35:00 <Saemon> pieces of meat and veggies wrapped in some kinda flat bread thing
23:35:00 <ZeroDistance> not the same shit Saemon
23:35:00 <Saemon> dont dispute me please.
23:35:00 <ZeroDistance> kebab means the way it's cooked
23:35:00 <Saemon> i dont appreciate it
23:35:00 <ZeroDistance> there are many types of kebab
23:35:00 <Doodle> pretty sure
23:35:00 <ZeroDistance> yiros is not kebab
23:36:00 <Kynetic> that pretty much sums up all food found around the equator Saemon
23:36:00 <DreamSeller> lol
23:36:00 <Kynetic> slight variants of
23:36:00 <ZeroDistance> kebab originally just means fried meat
23:36:00 <Kynetic> sometimes the bread is rice
23:36:00 <Kynetic> but essentially thats about it.
23:36:00 <Kynetic> meat, veggies, wrap it in something that resembles bread
23:36:00 <ZeroDistance> kebab doesnt mean that it's wrapped and veg etc added
23:36:00 <Saemon> how do you know wha kebab means ZeroDistance? you a muslim?
23:36:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
23:36:00 <ZeroDistance> it's the method of cooking, makes it kebab
23:36:00 <Doodle> WHO CARES
23:36:00 <Kynetic> or put it into something that resembles bread
23:36:00 <ZeroDistance> no
23:36:00 <Coffee> favourite pizza shop shut down today
23:37:00 <Kynetic> i dunno Doodle
23:37:00 <Serenity> yeah only muslims cook kebabs
23:37:00 <Kynetic> are we not talking about you enough?
23:37:00 <Serenity> fuck you are one dumbv as shit cunt Saemon
23:37:00 <ZeroDistance> I retain more information than you could ever appreciate.
23:37:00 <Saemon> was just wondering cuz kebab sounds like its a word from muslim language
23:37:00 <Kynetic> you keep logs of all of the internet ?
23:38:00 <DemonsRun> Tf world u from Saemon ?
23:38:00 <ZeroDistance> kebab is middle east/asian
23:38:00 <DemonsRun> Strange thoughts u have
23:38:00 <Kynetic> all i really know about kebabs
23:38:00 <dematerialised> your dick is middle east/asian
23:38:00 <Serenity> kebabs are turkish
23:38:00 <Kynetic> is that theyre fucken great when youre shitfaced.
23:38:00 <ZeroDistance> yiros is greek, and obviously greece is not in asia nor the middle east.
23:38:00 <Kynetic> and when youre shitfaced
23:38:00 <Kynetic> and want a kebab
23:38:00 <Serenity> YUM
23:38:00 <Kynetic> noone gives a shit what country it came from.
23:39:00 <Kynetic> so long as its hot and makes a big fucking mess
23:39:00 <ZeroDistance> I go Bing Boy over that shit anyday
23:39:00 <Saemon> i wont eat kebabs then i dont want to disrespect the memory of our ANZACs
23:39:00 <DemonsRun> Someone make me a cuppa please?
23:39:00 <ZeroDistance> Bing Boy is the shiz
23:39:00 <Maurice> Great
23:39:00 <Maurice> Now I want a chicken kebab
23:39:00 <Kynetic> and it satisfies that drunk craving
23:39:00 <Serenity> someone run this dead shit ove
23:39:00 <DemonsRun> Lamb Maurice !!
23:39:00 <Maurice> Yuck
23:39:00 <Maurice> I don't eat lamb
23:39:00 <Serenity> chicken kebab with garlic sauce and sour cream
23:39:00 <Serenity> HNNNGG
23:39:00 <Maurice> NOM
23:39:00 <Maurice> Garlic sauc
23:39:00 <Maurice> e
23:39:00 <Saemon> ugh
23:39:00 <Kynetic> Saemon are you actually that stupid or just trolling?
23:39:00 <DemonsRun> Aoli sauce?
23:39:00 <Saemon> fattening stuff
23:39:00 <Maurice> With a side order of erection
23:40:00 <Serenity> fuck off with you fattening shit
23:40:00 <Kynetic> fuck i love aioli
23:40:00 <Serenity> i will legitimately ban you for being a cock licker
23:40:00 <Doodle> ban yourself then
23:40:00 <Kynetic> legit ?
23:40:00 <Doodle> COCK LICKER
23:40:00 <Kynetic> OOOOH
23:40:00 <Kynetic> DOODLE CHIPS IN WITH A FUCKEN WINNER
23:40:00 <Saemon> Kynetic?
23:40:00 <Serenity> after the foul shit he eats i will not listen to his shit about whats fattening and what isnt
23:41:00 <Maurice> Plus he already has the advantage of not having the weight of legs
23:41:00 <Saemon> ok sorry i was just commenting thats all
23:41:00 <Serenity> yeah you were being a dickhead
23:41:00 <DemonsRun> Who has no legs?!
23:41:00 <Maurice> Saemon
23:41:00 <Serenity> you were JUST eating a kebab then bitching about it being fattening
23:41:00 <Serenity> fuck off
23:41:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
23:41:00 <DemonsRun> Really?
23:41:00 <Kynetic> damn
23:41:00 <Saemon> yeah i know its fattening ive been saying all along after i eat the stuff i eat
23:41:00 <Kynetic> all this talk about kebabs
23:41:00 <Saemon> i feel bad about it
23:41:00 <Saemon> but its cravings
23:41:00 <Kynetic> is making me feel like some hot chips.
23:41:00 <Serenity> so dont comment about what other people at
23:41:00 <Serenity> eat
23:42:00 <Serenity> you hypocrite
23:42:00 <Saemon> i cant help but binge eat
23:42:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: What bullshit
23:42:00 <DemonsRun> Can't help but binge eat
23:42:00 <Saemon> i apologise, it was generally directed at the food in general
23:42:00 <DemonsRun> That's a crock
23:42:00 <Serenity> so dont
23:42:00 <Saemon> not an attack at any specific person eating it
23:42:00 <Saemon> i wont anymore.
23:42:00 <Saemon> you have my word.
23:42:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
23:42:00 <Serenity> MERP I JUST ATE 2 LITRES OF LARD.. HURR YOR KEBAB IS FATNING
23:42:00 <Serenity> fuck off
23:42:00 <DemonsRun> Love how people are just like... People on the net told me not to do something so I won't anymore
23:43:00 <Saemon> i apologise for that comment regarding kebabs and i retract it.
23:43:00 <Serenity> eat a dick
23:43:00 <Coffee> lot of hostility
23:43:00 <dematerialised> just for Saemon
23:43:00 <dematerialised> he's a bit of a cockless wonder
23:44:00 <Saemon> haha i feel like listening to that black eyed peas song
23:44:00 <Saemon> with justin timberlake
23:44:00 <Saemon> where is the love
23:44:00 <Coffee> good song
23:44:00 <DemonsRun> None for you Saemon
23:44:00 <ZeroDistance> everyone forgets about Behind The Front
23:44:00 <ZeroDistance> that was their first n best.
23:44:00 <Coffee> the things i'd do to fergy mmm
23:44:00 <Coffee> i dont care if she's ol
23:45:00 <Coffee> old
23:45:00 <DemonsRun> Oh fuck off Saemon
23:45:00 <Saemon> dont make me get out the holy oil
23:45:00 <DemonsRun> I wish I could punch people in the face on the net.
23:45:00 <DreamSeller> MADNESS AT THE CORREEEE OF TIMEEEEEEEEE
23:45:00 <DemonsRun> Actually punch, with my fist
23:45:00 <Saemon> im sitting right here bra
23:46:00 <Saemon> DemonsRun*
23:46:00 <DemonsRun> You're a fucking dickwad aren't you.
23:46:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: How old r u
23:46:00 <Saemon> JERRY! JERRY!
23:46:00 <DreamSeller> lol
23:47:00 <DreamSeller> you got your entertainment
23:47:00 <Saemon> im 44
23:47:00 <DreamSeller> I dunno which is worse... Loof or Saemon
23:47:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr DreamSeller
23:47:00 <DemonsRun> Saemon: I call bullshit
23:47:00 <DemonsRun> 44 and still living with the parents
23:47:00 <Bastardly_One> drop a few years
23:48:00 <Saemon> lol
23:48:00 <DemonsRun> Feels like 'never been kissed' is his life story
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say 25ish
23:48:00 <Saemon> hi there b1
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> but definitely with his social retardedness and his lack of life skills in general
23:48:00 <Serenity> well look is gone for 24 hours
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> no way, no how has he lived out of home
23:48:00 <Serenity> loof
23:48:00 <DemonsRun> Loof for banned again?
23:48:00 <DemonsRun> What for this time?
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that was 24hrs last night?
23:49:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One oi RAW is out
23:49:00 <Saemon> seen it yet?
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> that comes off soon then
23:49:00 <Serenity> yes he is
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> raging will commence
23:49:00 <Serenity> for calling people pedos
23:49:00 <Serenity> and no it was this afternoon
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> or again?
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooh
23:49:00 <DemonsRun> Idiot won't learn
23:49:00 <DreamSeller> it was this arvo
23:49:00 <DemonsRun> Next on the line- Saemon
23:49:00 <DreamSeller> and then Bastardly_One
23:50:00 <Saemon> what? i didnt no anything wrong
23:50:00 <DemonsRun> Doesn't have the smarts to make a decent insult towards another person tho
23:50:00 <DemonsRun> Bit sad
23:50:00 <Saemon> off topic, how fucking fake does those zombie creatures in i am legend look
23:51:00 <Coffee> speaking of zombies, ep 14 of walking dead was fucked up
23:51:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu
23:51:00 <Coffee> kids killing kids and shit
23:51:00 <DreamSeller> fuck that show
23:51:00 <DreamSeller> sooo crap
23:51:00 <Saemon> ah yeah that lil girl killed her sister
23:51:00 <Coffee> yeah
23:51:00 <Saemon> then that old lady kills her
23:51:00 <Coffee> fucked up
23:51:00 <Coffee> yep
23:51:00 <Saemon> why did that old lady kill her
23:51:00 <Coffee> cause she was a danger to everyone
23:51:00 <Saemon> but she was still young she could change
23:51:00 <Coffee> she's nuts
23:51:00 <Coffee> true
23:52:00 <Saemon> no court would have convicted her
23:52:00 <Coffee> i was expecting that black guy to murder that old woman
23:52:00 <Saemon> instead they would put her in rehab or something
23:52:00 <Coffee> but he forgave her
23:52:00 <Saemon> yeah i dont buy that
23:52:00 <Saemon> i think he's gona kill her eventually for revenge
23:52:00 <Coffee> lol
23:52:00 <Coffee> maybe
23:52:00 <Saemon> its just that he needs her for the moment
23:52:00 <Coffee> ur funny
23:53:00 <Coffee> yeah
23:53:00 <Coffee> is 15 the last ep for the season?
23:53:00 <Saemon> i dont like her anyway
23:53:00 <Saemon> i hate her short hair tomboy look
23:53:00 <Saemon> women just arent supposed to look like men.
23:53:00 <Saemon> hrm im not sure
23:53:00 <Coffee> k
23:53:00 <DemonsRun> Lol topic change...
23:54:00 <DreamSeller> hhahaha
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> Was that a bit close to home Saemon ?
23:54:00 <DreamSeller> how you doing DemonsRun
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> Never been kissed?
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> Still living with mum & dad?
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
23:54:00 <Saemon> was what abit closed to home?
23:54:00 <DreamSeller> did you hear about the lead singer from gwar?
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> DreamSeller: Waiting for meds to kick in. Bored lol
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> Idk what gwar is
23:54:00 <Coffee> yeah it's fucked DreamSeller :(
23:54:00 <Saemon> true ive never been kissed
23:54:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
23:55:00 <DemonsRun> Sad life you live
23:55:00 <Saemon> unless its by relatives
23:55:00 <Saemon> or paid for if u know what i mean
23:55:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahahaha!
23:55:00 <DemonsRun> You're not 44
23:55:00 <Saemon> yeah im 44, bald and have a nose ring
23:55:00 <Coffee> lol
23:55:00 <DemonsRun> Oh man
23:56:00 <DemonsRun> No wonder u gotta pay for it
23:56:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
23:56:00 <DemonsRun> High in weight too?
23:56:00 <Saemon> how are tou
23:56:00 <Saemon> you
23:56:00 <DemonsRun> Oh wait, u binge eat so yeah... U fat
23:56:00 <Saemon> yeah i am out of shape
23:56:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha.
23:56:00 <Saemon> docs said if i dont lose weight soon i would get diabetes
23:56:00 <Coffee> diabeetus
23:57:00 <Saemon> im trying but its so hard cuz im used to eating whatever the hell i want to
23:57:00 <Saemon> being on a diet is depressing for me
23:57:00 <Coffee> coffee supresses appetite
23:57:00 <simba> because food is ur only friend
23:57:00 <DemonsRun> Pathetic
23:57:00 <Coffee> surpresses?
23:57:00 <druff> perscription?
23:57:00 <DemonsRun> It's not a DIET
23:57:00 <DemonsRun> Smart people make a LIFE CHANGE
23:57:00 <Saemon> yeah but coffee is dangerous for my heart i think
23:57:00 <DemonsRun> It's pretty damn easy
23:58:00 <simba> dont think of it as dieting think of it as not eating horrifying fast food anymore
23:58:00 <Saemon> whenever i drink it my heart beasts really fast and i get really tired and shaky
23:58:00 <simba> eating normally from now on
23:58:00 <Coffee> maybe green tea saemon?
23:58:00 <DemonsRun> Dumb dumb people out there
23:58:00 <Saemon> yuck isnt tea really bitter?
23:58:00 <Coffee> yeah it is a bit
23:58:00 <simba> Saemon is clueless
23:58:00 <DemonsRun> Too lazy to take care if themselves
23:59:00 <Saemon> unless its peach-mango flavoured ice tea
23:59:00 <Saemon> thats delish
23:59:00 <Coffee> mmm
23:59:00 <Coffee> yum
23:59:00 <Saemon> ^_^
23:59:00 <Saemon> and bubble tea
23:59:00 <Coffee> fuck yes!
23:59:00 <Saemon> double yumness!
23:59:00 <Coffee> love that shit
23:59:00 <Saemon> hehehe
23:59:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
23:59:00 <Saemon> i love the crazy flavours available
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