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00:00 <LilDragonGirl> yawn
00:00 <simba> gole city
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yah?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'
02:00 <Bastardly_One> m
02:00 <Kynetic> i swear i have vacuumed this house 3 times tday and theres still shit n the floor
02:00 <Bastardly_One> trying not to distract myself
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not working though
02:00 <Kynetic> goddamn kids
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna say
02:00 <Bastardly_One> kids
02:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 mins later
02:00 <Kynetic> and now i cant vacuum
02:00 <Bastardly_One> looks the same
02:00 <Kynetic> cos theyre asleep
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, not heavy sleepers
03:00 <Kynetic> so i just have to put up with walkin on shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> spewin'
03:00 <Kynetic> not the 7 month old n
03:00 <Kynetic> no
03:00 <LilDragonGirl> how about some air freshener
03:00 <Kynetic> how will that help?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec
03:00 <Bastardly_One> walking on shit
03:00 <Kynetic> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> only just got it myself
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm slow tonight
04:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be doing homework
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't focus on even the end of my own nose
04:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me it's huge
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can't miss it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <LilDragonGirl> well, u still obviously need to settle the poop problem but at least some anti bacterial freshener helps to ensure the smell doesnt linger
05:00 <Kynetic> thats what irc is for then
05:00 <Kynetic> i refuse to use anti bacterial shit
05:00 <LilDragonGirl> i think carpets seal in bacteria too
06:00 <Kynetic> sweet
06:00 <Kynetic> bacteria are good for you
06:00 <Kynetic> we humans fucken rely on the little fuckers
06:00 <LilDragonGirl> not too much
07:00 <Serenity> antinbacterial has it splace
07:00 <Serenity> but not for every day use
07:00 <Serenity> OH FINE
08:00 <Serenity> i was talking and you leave
08:00 <Serenity> rude
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he is
08:00 <Kynetic> yea
08:00 <Neighbillene> I AM STILL HERE 
08:00 <Neighbillene> cunt 
08:00 <Kynetic> thats me
08:00 <Kynetic> im a cunt like that
08:00 <Neighbillene> ...ry bumpkin
10:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/55gPrQP.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you just missed Krystal
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bonny> she will be back
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
28:00 <Bonny> :P
28:00 <Bonny> she wants her pussy wet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as always
28:00 <Bonny> yup as with most
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about that
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not nowdays
29:00 <Serenity> well i never
30:00 <Bonny> lol
30:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity..
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/514132/front.jpg?v=2014-03-14-13-19
30:00 <Serenity> herro bonny
30:00 <Serenity> how are you
30:00 <Bonny> I'm great thanks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind that shirt
30:00 <Bonny> you?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> in a bogan way
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm 45 this year ... born in 69
31:00 <Bonny> there is a 50 one too
31:00 <Serenity> yeah not too bad thanks
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if this bans me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> unban me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 'tis funny
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Metal Euphemisms For Sex
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Metal:Sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Death Metal:Slamming her gaping axe wound with my engorged flesh hammer,
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Power Metal:Blessing her enchanted crevice with my magic scepter.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Folk Metal:Thrusting my spear into the eye of the gods.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, funny to me ...
34:00 <simba> 1-0
34:00 <simba> cummy to me
36:00 <Bonny> hey doctor
36:00 <Bonny> Doodle
36:00 <Doodle> hai Bonny
36:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
36:00 <Doodle> i'm ok, you?
36:00 <Bonny> not too bad thanks
36:00 <Bonny> there she is, Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bonny> :P
37:00 <LilDragonGirl> who
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sit still
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I see your attention span is the same
37:00 <LilDragonGirl> cant help it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nil :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like mine still
38:00 <LilDragonGirl> aint that make us compatible
38:00 <LilDragonGirl> i do have adhd
38:00 <Serenity> man this book is good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I have almost it ... bipolar hyperactivity and anxiety disorder
39:00 <Serenity> its like picking up susannas diary
39:00 <LilDragonGirl> u r hot.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the hyperactivity is annoying tonight ... I need to focus on my homework
39:00 <dematerialised> run that past us again Bastardly_One?
39:00 <dematerialised> that sounded very much like bullshit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... bipolar comes in various forms
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was convinced I had ADHD
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but nup ... bipolar hyperactivity ... it's like ADHD but supposedly not all the time
40:00 <LilDragonGirl> im gonna leave soon. gonna watch some horror movie
40:00 <LilDragonGirl> i managed to email Delicates
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
40:00 <LilDragonGirl> if anyone remembers him
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
41:00 <LilDragonGirl> yeah he responded too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie is about the only one left from then
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Snoopys_Gunship under his old nick
41:00 <LilDragonGirl> i just hope i had Kragok's emsil
42:00 <LilDragonGirl> ok bye folks movie started
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah see ya
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Excessive> the quickest way to rip out an engine ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRPhykHD5kY
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Como retirar o motor de um Volkswagen Golf (Mar 7, 2013) 0 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 10,538 views - 21 likes (91.3%), 2 dislikes (8.7%)
55:00 <Pieter> Im loving this tv show 'the originals'
55:00 <Pieter> on  chan go , fuckin i hate vampire / fantasy shit relating to vampires
56:00 <Pieter> hell, they just suck fullstop.
57:00 <dudz> all the crazies out yet?
58:00 <Excessive> shhhhh, we're in ambush
58:00 <dudz> arh right
58:00 <dudz> would you like some chips?
59:00 <Excessive> "if I wanted chips I'd have asked for some"
59:00 <dudz> really?
59:00 <Excessive> ^ is wat u say at maccs
59:00 <Excessive> +a
59:00 <dudz> oh
59:00 <dudz> yeah
00:00 <dudz> this guy at the servo asked me if i wanted a chocolate bar and i said yes
00:00 <dudz> but he charged me for it
00:00 <dudz> we should rob a servo oneday Excessive 
00:00 <dudz> and talk about it on here aswell
00:00 <Excessive> fck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and nice try on the chips as lure
01:00 <Bastardly_One> i nearly asked what flavour
01:00 <dudz> then you rememberd that you didn't care about anything?
01:00 <Excessive> I jus rolled a cig and I had one rolled waiting in the ashtray
01:00 <dudz> thats all right Excessive 
01:00 <dudz> so i'm not drinking this weekend
02:00 <dudz> i'll be able to bash people
02:00 <dudz> i'm really weak Excessive 
02:00 <dudz> thats something i think i have realised, i'm scared all the time because i'm weak
03:00 <simba> hhahahahaah dudz is back
03:00 <Excessive> bash ppl like this? ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_G3Zo1aIjE
03:00 <simba> 00:29:55 <dudz> this guy at the servo asked me if i wanted a chocolate bar and i said yes
03:00 <simba> 00:30:09 <dudz> but he charged me for it
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wrong Guy To Pick A Fight With! BOXER VS 2 THUGS (May 15, 2012) - Category: Entertainment - 570,981 views - 1,148 likes (95.1%), 59 dislikes (4.9%)
03:00 <simba> classic dudz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <dudz> i got a set of dumbell bars today, just need weights next
04:00 <Excessive> bolt the bars to the ceiling and do chin ups dudz
04:00 <dudz> simba spent time talking to me sometime ago so he could draw information out of me, then he chucked me aside after he was done
04:00 <simba> naw is that what youve been thinking 
04:00 <simba> thats sad
04:00 <dudz> thats one theory
05:00 <simba> you even sent me your resume dudz i remember
05:00 <simba> it wasnt some Great Con
05:00 <simba> lmao
05:00 <dudz> no one ever knows anything, ever is my motto
05:00 <BillyGoat> simba ya fgt
05:00 <simba> i remember you just became kind of annoying, talking about your depression in main heaps and blaming others for not helping you... you got weird
05:00 <simba> i hope u are doing well
05:00 <dudz> narh i'm more fucked up than ever 
06:00 <BillyGoat> havin simba in ya presence is something to be depressed about 
06:00 <dudz> i'm in love with a girl on the methadone program now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
06:00 <BillyGoat> sup b1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not much
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but jesus
06:00 <Bastardly_One> depends if she sticks to it
06:00 <BillyGoat> i am jesus 
07:00 <dudz> jesus is a faggots name
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or suppliment it
07:00 <simba> im nikita jelavic
07:00 <BillyGoat> im rubbin me dick simba
07:00 <dudz> so simba its your fault i've got psychological damage
07:00 <simba> r u jacking it to irc
08:00 <BillyGoat> ye
08:00 <Serenity> ugh why is dudz back
08:00 <simba> ive got a really classic dudz quote about where he used to keep his depression
08:00 <simba> <+dudz> thats why you know those dress shirts that some of them have pockets on them, polo shirts or something ? +dudz> one of those, that pocket is like right on the heart, its for puting all the depression in there
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we need "one" ... we always have "one" is why Serenity
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got rid of chris
09:00 <Serenity> right?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so another "one" has to replace him
09:00 <Serenity> chris is gone now dudz is here to replace him
09:00 <Serenity> UGH
09:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
09:00 <simba> i thought she said beehh was the one
09:00 <Serenity> i did but beehhh while annoying isnt on the same level
09:00 <Serenity> he doesnt have that self loathing aspec
09:00 <Serenity> aspect
09:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
09:00 <dudz> Serenity: first of all, fuck you and your family
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you think?
09:00 <simba> i think he does thats why we always hear about the ex wife
10:00 <simba> constant mutilated penis talk
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think beehhh is full of self loathing
10:00 <Serenity> dont start your shit dudz r you'll be out of here faster than you joined you spastic fuck
10:00 <The_Baron> there's always got to be at least one uncomfortably socially awkward person in here
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually more annoying that most of them put together
10:00 <dudz> your mouth is a whore Serenity 
10:00 <Serenity> i told you not to start
10:00 <Bastardly_One> always about cocks with you eh Serenity?
10:00 <Serenity> you want to go for number 3?
10:00 <The_Baron> http://imgur.com/7CQXR4A
10:00 <The_Baron> LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> even your mouth is a whore!
10:00 <The_Baron> ok that killed me
10:00 <CannibalClown> TITS
11:00 <Serenity> lol The_Baron
11:00 <dudz> Serenity: go get fucked
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron
11:00 <The_Baron> gotta love capitalism
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's good
11:00 <simba> dudley is a badman
12:00 <The_Baron> I can't believe he got ops in sydney
12:00 <Bastardly_One> his chocolate bar line was funny though
12:00 <Serenity> me either
12:00 <Serenity> who did that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta admit it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie probably
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he ops anyone
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, he opped me in here forever ago
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <simba> boyd dives like a princess and joe hart gets up in his face 
12:00 <Loof> b1 for op!
12:00 <Serenity> not happening
12:00 <simba> dudz is an op in a main city channel ?? lol
13:00 <megamanga> he'll just ban people for not listening to his bs stories
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah and no
13:00 <megamanga> yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not happening ...
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and no
13:00 <simba> isnt it illegal to put mentally handicapped people in a position of power
13:00 <The_Baron> well if blackdevil can be an op
13:00 <The_Baron> anyone can
13:00 <Bastardly_One> stories to you people that haven't actually lived a life
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be
13:00 <Serenity> hes an op because he owns a server
13:00 <Serenity> nothing more nothing less
14:00 <simba> thats true BlackDevil shouldve been on the cover of american idiot
14:00 <The_Baron> shit I think I got a 20 in my pocket
14:00 <The_Baron> I will by austnet
14:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <The_Baron> buy*
14:00 <Serenity> good luck
14:00 <Bastardly_One> actually ... I'll stick up for BlackDevil in one sense
14:00 <Serenity> the bone head that actually owns it hasnt been here for years and wont give it up to longie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gotten shit done that's needed to be
15:00 <Bastardly_One> on occassions and other oppers have taken no notice
15:00 <BillyGoat> wow
15:00 <megamanga> so he just pays for hosting just coz?
15:00 <BillyGoat> what a possesion irc is to have
15:00 <simba> BlackDevil is good for austnet but has a bad personality
15:00 <The_Baron> http://imgur.com/oL0EZgE
15:00 <Serenity> its probably like $7 a month to be fair
15:00 <BillyGoat> auction off austnet
15:00 <BillyGoat> get millions
15:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, exactly
15:00 <Serenity> he banned the tor nodes so i guess thats something
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb and annoying but good when ya need stuff done
15:00 <Excessive> wait, who own wat server?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... basically
16:00 <Excessive> +s
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what happened too was
16:00 <BillyGoat> Excessive  knock ya noggin off
16:00 <Serenity> ryan owns austnet.org
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that pollock url of me?
16:00 <The_Baron> like I said
16:00 <The_Baron> I got a 20 
16:00 <Excessive> oh he's still around
16:00 <BillyGoat> 20 rupees
16:00 <Bastardly_One> before this time he flooded out channels 12hrs a day with it
16:00 <simba> lets buy austnet off him peoples share
16:00 <simba> someone give us ryans number
16:00 <Excessive> he's been likearound since I ever knew of this network
16:00 <The_Baron> BillyGoat.......no
16:00 <BillyGoat> buy some austnet shares simba
17:00 <simba> i'll buy u in a minute braunschweig
17:00 <Excessive> BillyGoat, knowck yah fckn block orff moaite
17:00 <Serenity> ryan isnt around
17:00 <BillyGoat> how much
17:00 <Serenity> he hasnt been for years
17:00 <BillyGoat> im hungover
17:00 <Serenity> longie tried to contact him ages ago to take over austnet properly and he wont reply
17:00 <BillyGoat> lol
17:00 <megamanga> maybe hes dead
17:00 <Excessive> right
18:00 <The_Baron> after buying austnet with my 20 bucks, I think I might have some change left for u simba, then u can buy BillyGoat
18:00 <simba> he prob just made it to bang some chick and he settled down with one and hes done with it, thats what austnet was designed for
18:00 <megamanga> it used to be good for tits
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <megamanga> now its dead
18:00 <The_Baron> it used to be a place nerds went to to lose their virginity
18:00 <Serenity> i still get tits
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just about true simba
18:00 <Serenity> sucks to be you
18:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <megamanga> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE
18:00 <megamanga> a bat is at my window 
18:00 <Serenity> eat it
19:00 <megamanga> if i didnt just eat my spicy rice id mix it in
19:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah but all u need to do to get tits Serenity is look down
20:00 <Serenity> nahhhh
20:00 <Serenity> all the ladies send me nudes
20:00 <The_Baron> that's what's happenin
20:00 <Serenity> all 3 of them
20:00 <The_Baron> the bitches are hoarding them all
20:00 <megamanga> lolll
20:00 <Loof> it's always been a matter of trust
20:00 <The_Baron> I DEMAND REPARATIONS
21:00 <Bastardly_One> quit whinging
21:00 <Serenity> ooo thats my ban
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or I wont pass anymore on
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
21:00 <Serenity> everyone trusts me loof
21:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
21:00 <Excessive> lol [00:24] [LilDragonGirl TIME]
21:00 <Serenity> im awesome etc
21:00 <Excessive> [00:24] [LilDragonGirl VERSION]
21:00 <megamanga> dick whistle
21:00 <Serenity> dude what are you doing
21:00 <The_Baron> what right does a woman have not to allow a man to jerk off to her pic ?
21:00 <megamanga> stahp
21:00 <Bastardly_One> good old Krystal
22:00 <Bastardly_One> still up for a bit
22:00 <The_Baron> it's a flaming injustice that is
22:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron was shattered to miss her
22:00 <Serenity> i dont mind if anyone jerks off over my pics.. if theyre that demented they deserve it for the effort
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah real shattered
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been crying an hour in pm
22:00 <Loof> i've never seen serenity
22:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, challenge accepted!
22:00 <Serenity> and it shall stay that way
22:00 <Serenity> im hideous
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've accidently seen her face
22:00 <Serenity> poor you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't really remember it
22:00 <megamanga> ive stalked all her fb, theres nothing interesting
22:00 <megamanga> yep
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and you went private after that
23:00 <Maurice> I've seen lots of Serenity ;)
23:00 <Serenity> no i blocked you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna stalk ya again
23:00 <The_Baron> you could have a face of bert newtown, just as long as u spank me and call me susan!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how? I wasn't on your FB
23:00 <Serenity> LOL The_Baron
23:00 <Serenity> you dont have to be on someones facebok to block them...
23:00 <Maurice> You don't need to be on someones fb to block them
23:00 <The_Baron> pre-emptive block
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
23:00 <The_Baron> lol
23:00 <megamanga> loool sucked in
24:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a bit paranoid
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
24:00 <Serenity> not paranoid at all
24:00 <Excessive> lol u asked me to block u when mentionin dyl's post ............ I was wanderin y I should be blockin u
24:00 <Serenity> i have a number of irc people blocked
24:00 <Bastardly_One> who Excessive?
24:00 <Serenity> lol Excessive
24:00 <Serenity> i was only joking mostly
24:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
24:00 <Excessive> Serenity
24:00 <Serenity> fucks sake now screwss is stalking me
24:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, gonna crash out
25:00 <Serenity> night baron
25:00 <megamanga> stuck here till 6 kill me
25:00 <Serenity> awww
25:00 <Serenity> you can watch me get drunk
25:00 <megamanga> itbetter be ricadonna
25:00 <megamanga> stay classy
26:00 <simba> moms on the jim beam
26:00 <Serenity> LOL someone bought that on my wedding day
26:00 <megamanga> were they wog?
26:00 <Serenity> no lol
26:00 <megamanga> thats even unnier looool
26:00 <megamanga> god damn f
26:00 <Excessive> wat r u drinkin?
27:00 <Loof> cumtails
27:00 <Serenity> im just about to pour a jack daniels
27:00 <Excessive> oh nais
27:00 <Loof> jd my fav
27:00 <Saemon> wazuuuuup
27:00 <CannibalClown> oh great
27:00 <doctor> seamon
27:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/21997285/california-teen-dad-suspected-biting-off-crying-babys-nose/
27:00 <CannibalClown> im gunna get Saemon drunk tonight
27:00 <Saemon> wtf man 
27:00 <Saemon> thats fucked up
27:00 <Maurice> I've had 6 beers
27:00 <Maurice> And a piece of pavlova
28:00 <CannibalClown> you bitch
28:00 <megamanga> i want some fuckin ipa
28:00 <Loof> doesn't take much to get half a man drunk saemon just needs 1 shot glass
28:00 <CannibalClown> legless drunk
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Excessive> I've had 2 joints .......... party on fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Saemon> cannonball clown thanks for the offer, but i dont drink cuz im straight edge, and i certainly wont accept any drinks from someone who i do not know.
28:00 <doctor> you count?
28:00 <CannibalClown> not get you drunk
28:00 <Saemon> cheers tho, i appreciate the gesture
28:00 <Maurice> Yeah trust me, they're not likely to roofie you..
28:00 <CannibalClown> im gunna get so drunk im legless
28:00 <CannibalClown> you literal fucks
29:00 <BillyGoat> hello Saemon
29:00 <Loof> wonder if i should hit my wife's goon
29:00 <Loof> nahhhhhhh
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> fuck that
29:00 <Serenity> go on loof
30:00 <doctor> no weed?
30:00 <Serenity> get irc drunk with the rest of us losers
30:00 <megamanga> goon of fortune
30:00 <Loof> i'm on irc, that means i have no weed
30:00 <megamanga> i should be out racing great ocean road not at work
30:00 <Maurice> You IRC when you have weed..
30:00 <Excessive> yes
30:00 <Excessive> :P
30:00 <Loof> usually i'm on irc with withdrawels
31:00 <Loof> hence the agro
31:00 <Saemon> hey BillyGoat
31:00 <Saemon> wats up bro
31:00 <doctor> weed time is curtin fm and ceiling time
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd offer you some
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... bit far to walk :P
31:00 <Loof> when i have weed i'd rather code than be on irc
32:00 <BillyGoat> got hone bnot long ago chillin, u ?
32:00 <Loof> going to be learning scripting languages like python / perl b1
32:00 <megamanga> code a waifu game
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> perl still?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> thought that'd of been replaced by now
33:00 <Loof> some old shit, can't remember
33:00 <Loof> was a few in one unit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go
33:00 <Loof> i'll check
33:00 <CannibalClown> perl is still goin hard
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not saying it has
33:00 <CannibalClown> more than ever
33:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
33:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
34:00 <CannibalClown> its big in linux
34:00 <CannibalClown> perl/python/ruby
34:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah ... that makes sense actually
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
34:00 <Bastardly_One> makes perfect sense for linux
34:00 <simba> gole dzeko
34:00 <Loof> this one: http://www.open.edu.au/courses/it/rmit-university-scripting-language-programming--cpt223-2014
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well CannibalClown just explained it's popular useage now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so there ya go ... learnt something
35:00 <Loof> This unit provides an introduction to the script programming paradigm, used for Unix and Web-based application programming and maintenance. The unit builds upon existing systems programming experience, with coverage of the Perl and Python scripting languages.
35:00 <doctor> i could never do something like that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> coding is fun once you get the groove
35:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
36:00 <simba> BillyGoat braunschweig kicked off v wolfsberg r u gonna watch them lose
36:00 <CannibalClown> its fun until you get to TCL
36:00 <BillyGoat> they will win
36:00 <Loof> why we're learning java is beyond me
36:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat nothin much bro
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still used heaps is why
36:00 <Saemon> just watchin sum eps of bobs burgers
36:00 <megamanga> its an easy base language to pick up syntax n shit
36:00 <BillyGoat> nice
36:00 <Saemon> u watch that show?
36:00 <CannibalClown> java is as popular as c++ now
36:00 <megamanga> which can be transsferred to other languages
36:00 <BillyGoat> never heard of it
36:00 <Saemon> its awesome man
37:00 <Loof> java is good?
37:00 <CannibalClown> yup
37:00 <Loof> cool
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that ... and it's used a lot for database kind of shit
37:00 <BillyGoat> he cook upo good burgers?
37:00 <Saemon> lol not really
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think it's good
37:00 <CannibalClown> if youre going for a language to learn
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's popular though
37:00 <CannibalClown> head toward java
37:00 <Saemon> his burger joint is a dysfunctional dump
37:00 <BillyGoat> they like bbq pit boys?
37:00 <BillyGoat> lol
37:00 <Saemon> thats part of the shows humor
37:00 <CannibalClown> its come a long way in the last few years
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... for a beginner getting into coding
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's very true
37:00 <BillyGoat> good old bob
37:00 <CannibalClown> the VM is a lot better
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Java is a great place to start
38:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat u into WWE?
38:00 <Loof> did java at tafe and this is my second java unit at uni, so it's a bit boring
38:00 <Saemon> wrestling
38:00 <Loof> but if it's used heaps
38:00 <CannibalClown> its not as powerful as c++ but its def up there as a contender
38:00 <Loof> cool as
38:00 <BillyGoat> nuh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> TAFE you'd of made dialogue boxes right?
38:00 <CannibalClown> java is also cross compatible
38:00 <Saemon> u into game of thrones?
38:00 <Loof> we did guis at tafe yeah
38:00 <Saemon> u into true blood?
39:00 <Saemon> u into supurnatural?
39:00 <BillyGoat> negative
39:00 <Loof> but we didn't cover facade pattern classes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear ... hasn't changed at all
39:00 <Saemon> dafuq
39:00 <Loof> which is screwing me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> certain VET units
39:00 <Saemon> what shows do u watch BillyGoat?
39:00 <BillyGoat> never watch TV
39:00 <Bastardly_One> are just identical as they were 10 - 15 - 20 yrs ago
39:00 <Saemon> sif
39:00 <Saemon> why not?
39:00 <Saemon> wat do u do to past the time
39:00 <Saemon> when u are bored and at home?
39:00 <Saemon> or eating dinner?
39:00 <BillyGoat> rarely home before 10pm
40:00 <Saemon> wat do u do? do u work?
40:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
40:00 <BillyGoat> somethimes doing other shit 
40:00 <Saemon> wat do u do for work?
40:00 <Loof> i did c++ from 94 to 98 and now i've completely forgotten it
40:00 <Loof> think it's the weed?
40:00 <BillyGoat> spray paint
40:00 <Loof> or just if you don't use it you lose it
40:00 <Saemon> whoa
40:00 <Bastardly_One> don't use it you lose it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that simple
40:00 <Saemon> i heard that could be dangerous for the long term
41:00 <Saemon> cuz you'd be inhaling chemical fumes n shit
41:00 <megamanga> its fine as long as you wear a mask
41:00 <BillyGoat> fucks ya eyes
41:00 <Saemon> can it really block it all out 100% though?
41:00 <megamanga> i havent met many old spray painters tho
41:00 <BillyGoat> my vision not as good use to be 
41:00 <Saemon> definately, the fumes stings your eyes
41:00 <Loof> thought i was good at php till i had a look at the wordpress php today
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <CannibalClown> *10:40:34 PM* <Loof> i did c++ from 94 to 98 and now i've completely forgotten it <-- its changed a lot since then too
41:00 <BillyGoat> i dunno i not a saftely concious person 
41:00 <Loof> i don't know shit
42:00 <BillyGoat> i never wear a mask
42:00 <Saemon> ive been present at a a spray painting job before
42:00 <Loof> ic
42:00 <Saemon> a mate of mine
42:00 <BillyGoat> i barely worn a mask poast 10 years
42:00 <Saemon> i looked on, wore all the necessary proctective gears n shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we did programming at the same time it seems Loof
42:00 <Saemon> still ended up with teary eyes 
42:00 <BillyGoat> pain in arse to wear 
42:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
42:00 <Saemon> but u shuld wear it man
43:00 <Saemon> even if its a pain in the ass
43:00 <BillyGoat> nuh be right
43:00 <Saemon> cuz its an investment for your long term health
43:00 <Loof> cool
43:00 <BillyGoat> i only be doin it another 5 years
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... we're out of date
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Saemon> wat are u gona do after that?
43:00 <BillyGoat> it boring
43:00 <Loof> true
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it should come back to you though
43:00 <BillyGoat> i just manage it
43:00 <BillyGoat> instead
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I find when I read the wordpress shit
44:00 <doctor> :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like the php as you were saying
44:00 <BillyGoat> i hate painting
44:00 <Bastardly_One> stuff comes back ... I still go "huh?" but slowly comes back
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or other coding and scripting sites
44:00 <Loof> i still don't know when to use classes and when to use id's in css lol
44:00 <Loof> i just manage
45:00 <Loof> well not really manage, the last two websites i've done they want it all redone in wordpress :(
45:00 <Loof> so i guess i dont manage
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah because we've not learnt new shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna be busy as fuck
46:00 <Loof> kindly telling em to fuck off
46:00 <Loof> i've been paid
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> phew then
46:00 <Loof> now i can concentrate on uni
46:00 <Bastardly_One> got freelanceer.com account yet?
46:00 <Loof> - 4hours minding zac a day
47:00 <Loof> yeah ppl said cunts dont pay you ont there
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough too ... you should be concentrating on that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not used it forever so can't comment one way or the other
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was looking through shit there the other day
47:00 <Loof> tonne of work on there though
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno if i have any time to be honest
47:00 <Loof> and it's all php/wordpress which is what i want
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, shitloads
48:00 <Loof> if i can just get paid up front
48:00 <megamanga> wordpress has a great ddos feature
48:00 <Bastardly_One> even in data entry and shit they have a truck load
48:00 <Loof> my wife can make $20 an hour doing surveys easy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of those sites work you know
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's your thing
49:00 <Loof> valued opinions
49:00 <Loof> yoursource
49:00 <Loof> opiniond paid
49:00 <Loof> *opinions
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she do a few or just one?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a few at a time works
49:00 <Loof> yeah a few
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, used to
50:00 <Loof> oh i see
50:00 <Loof> nah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't know personally
50:00 <Loof> never thought of that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, just common sense
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do a few at a time ... more pocket money
50:00 <Excessive> isn't that shit a bit like telemarketing ......... u'd get the jack of it in a few hours?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
50:00 <Bastardly_One> totally IMO
50:00 <Loof> anyone can do it
50:00 <megamanga> common sense is not breaking the only charger for the work radio
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's a good example mega
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oops?
51:00 <megamanga> not me dont care
51:00 <megamanga> its a 200 dollar charger tho
51:00 <Loof> lol how much is the radio worth?
52:00 <megamanga> almost 1500
52:00 <Bastardly_One> $20
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
52:00 <megamanga> private digital radio band
52:00 <megamanga> not some vhf thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense
53:00 <megamanga> even has gps
53:00 <Bastardly_One> especially in Geelong
53:00 <Bastardly_One> every second crim has a scanner
53:00 <megamanga> nobody uses vhf in security
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you wouldn't
53:00 <Bastardly_One> would be just retarded
53:00 <megamanga> or uhf or those cheap ones
54:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well broadcast on a PA
54:00 <Excessive> wouldn't it be more feasable/cheaper investment to jus use mobile phones?
54:00 <megamanga> thats not th issue
54:00 <megamanga> we have both
55:00 <Bastardly_One> think like you would for cops Excessive
55:00 <Excessive> or satellite phones if one needs to be anal
55:00 <Bastardly_One> security would work the same
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is this beehhh?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/unfortunately_forever_alone_part_2_640_07.jpg
59:00 <Loof> no
00:00 <Loof> he couldnt afford an xbox
01:00 <Loof> hell he coudln't afford his sister's box
02:00 <Loof> and boy he tried
02:00 <Excessive> the last job I went for like 3 yrs ago with installing for ADT they were talkin abt havin to sign onto site via laptop/gsm network and do all the test reports n shit over comp ......... I was thinkin, wtf ......... I only ever needed to call the control room at the end of the install to tell em the I'll be testing and to put the system on test or on a service call before sendin any alarms through ......... these cunts have really automated their
02:00 <Loof> he actully showed me a pic of his sister and said it was his gf
03:00 <Serenity> who
03:00 <Loof> beehhh
03:00 <Serenity> D:
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this be Excessive
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/unfortunately_forever_alone_part_2_640_24.jpg
05:00 <Loof> that guy is actually not bad looking
05:00 <Loof> why is he alone?
05:00 <Excessive> lol Bastardly_One I sleep abt that close to the 4 machines runnin here when I sleep on the couch
05:00 <Serenity> i used to sleep with my pc next to my bed
05:00 <Serenity> like a foot away
05:00 <Serenity> took me ages to get used to the sound not being there anymore
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why I was wrapped to get this place and get two rooms instead of one
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer not to have my toys in the same room as I sleep
06:00 <Loof> keep getting pranked by my mum, why doesn't the bitch realise i don't want her in my life?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or I never sleep
06:00 <Loof> drunken ho
07:00 <Bastardly_One> think on it this way
07:00 <Bastardly_One> when she's drunk and alone
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she's thinking of you
07:00 <Excessive> Loof, come and knock on the door, don't jus yell out from downstairs :)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> should give her a go maybe
07:00 <Pieter> Haaha  Anyone seen this shit on 7mate
07:00 <Serenity> o.O
07:00 <Pieter> High school high ?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can't hurt to hear ... doesn't mean you have to do shit
07:00 <Loof> nah she backtabs and gossips
07:00 <Loof> sick of it
08:00 <Loof> so many drunken dramas
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
08:00 <Loof> she's fucken psycho
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough I suppose
08:00 <Serenity> yeah but that doesnt mean shes still not thinking of you
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a lot to forgive mine for
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... she's ya mum
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ya only get one
08:00 <Loof> i should forgive her but just not have her in my life
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't trust mine
08:00 <Loof> cant expect forgiveness from others if i cant forgive
08:00 <Loof> i dont trust mine either
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I've moved on
08:00 <Serenity> some mums used that to treat their kids like shit though
08:00 <Loof> that'st the main thing
09:00 <Serenity> im your mother you have to talk to me!
09:00 <Serenity> uh no
09:00 <Pieter> I wondered if I was out of mah mind  , thoubhgt it was deja vu then recalled I had this going in the background months ago , if you eat drink do drugs fuck smoke and have gangrene then youre out of your mind
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't trust mine as far as I could throw her
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I've moved on enough to communicate with her
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and keeps her happy
09:00 <Loof> she wants to see my son
09:00 <Serenity> im glad i dont have any real problems in my fam
09:00 <Serenity> my sisters a bit of a unit but me
09:00 <Serenity> meh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only 2 close family members left
10:00 <Bastardly_One> mum and my sister
10:00 <Loof> only 2 out of 7 of us are working
10:00 <Loof> 1 died
10:00 <Loof> 1 prison
10:00 <Loof> fucked
10:00 <Loof> 1 psych ward permanetnly
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and mum's been on the way out for a few years ... her and I and her parnter always count another christmas as an achievement for her
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's a gossip and a bullshitter
11:00 <Loof> my mum always cared about her own happiness and getting drunk and laid over the wellfair of her kids
11:00 <Loof> was sickening
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and if not for my grandmother I'd of been a ward of the state
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the ... I've moved on bit
11:00 <Serenity> that sucks loof
11:00 <Serenity> but so common im noticing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you are an awesome young parent IMO Serenity
12:00 <Loof> she nearly let zac run on the road last time she was minding him for 10 minutes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I've said that before
12:00 <Bastardly_One> at his age?
12:00 <Loof> yeah
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not watching him like a hawk?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking slack
12:00 <Loof> she's fucked
12:00 <Serenity> i dunno about awesome but i do my bset
12:00 <Serenity> best
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you do brilliant
13:00 <Serenity> http://www.groceryrun.com.au/event/37678/product/72x-cadbury-strawberry-freddo-frogs-15g-108938
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never thought my sister and brother in law would ... but they have
13:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
13:00 <Loof> from what i've heard her kids are doing very well :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *cums*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ty!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *cums again*
13:00 <Serenity> chill out lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nowai!
14:00 <Loof> oh i have snakes!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like crack!
14:00 <Serenity> i want these
14:00 <Serenity> http://www.groceryrun.com.au/event/37678/product/36-x-nestle-butterfinger-60g-172874
14:00 <Serenity> but i dont eat that stuff anymore :(
14:00 <Loof> sugar gives me headaches though :(
14:00 <Loof> maybe diabetes?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and with your burger diet
14:00 <Serenity> or the fact that its just not necessary
15:00 <Serenity> high sugar levels are beyond headaches
15:00 <Serenity> and you feel like it after every time you eat not just sugar
15:00 <Bastardly_One> had them before Serenity?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember those years ago in the US
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're yum
15:00 <Serenity> no i havent but i love peanut butter
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get 'em then
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll love them
15:00 <Loof> penuts are so good for you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> those kind of bars I can only have now and again
16:00 <Bastardly_One> too much for my no gall bladder
16:00 <Loof> ive got a more savory taste
16:00 <Loof> rather than sweet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they are as small as they look too
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... nice
17:00 <Serenity> peanuts arent that great for you
17:00 <Serenity> high in fat
17:00 <Loof> i mean nuts
17:00 <Serenity> its good fat but you can still voer do it
18:00 <Loof> i'd drink flax oil if i could afford it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you have to explain overdo to him
19:00 <Saemon> yew sah, ah sey, yew sah, hav got deebeetus.
19:00 <Serenity> i was doing 1200 calorie days for a few months. You learn quick smart whats in what food
19:00 <Serenity> and its suprising
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but look at what he had yesterday
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for lunch and dinner
19:00 <Loof> i dont think meat is bad
19:00 <Bastardly_One> define overdo for him :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> too much is
19:00 <Serenity> meat like anything in excess is bad
19:00 <Loof> we've been eating it by the shitload for 8988888888888 tyears
19:00 <Saemon> i was on a low cal low carb diet for a while
19:00 <Serenity> there are large amounts of calories in meat
20:00 <Loof> hunter gatherers
20:00 <Saemon> but then cravings got too strong
20:00 <Serenity> you're not suposed to eat more than the palm of your hand in size
20:00 <Serenity> per serving
20:00 <Serenity> 7 mc doubles is beyond that
20:00 <Saemon> and now im back to being fat glutton peice of shit
20:00 <Saemon> oh well
20:00 <Saemon> such is life
20:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1484689561755693
21:00 <Loof> mcdoubles are just a cheap source of creatine for me
21:00 <Serenity> 431 calories per mc double.
21:00 <Serenity> on average
21:00 <Serenity> thats gross
21:00 <Saemon> wats a mc double?
22:00 <Serenity> its just a double cheeseburger
22:00 <Saemon> oh
22:00 <Serenity> with an extra slice of cheese
22:00 <Loof> twice the beef
22:00 <Saemon> i used to think eating cheeseburgers could make me look young
22:00 <Loof> .2 pounds per burger
22:00 <Serenity> its gross
22:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1621689_277976172371096_1694990849_n.jpg
22:00 <Maurice> Yum
23:00 <Saemon> cuz i read about how the cheeseburger didnt rot
23:00 <Saemon> after like 2 yrs
23:00 <Serenity> i love maccas cheeseburgers but 7 just makes me feel ill
23:00 <Maurice> I'd eat 7 right now
23:00 <Serenity> jesus maurice.
23:00 <Saemon> the preservative in it would preserve me too
23:00 <Serenity> you really are slow arent you
24:00 <Maurice> My eye is itchy and I want to rub my eyeball until it falls out of my head
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
24:00 <Loof> i get conjunctivitis
24:00 <Loof> so does zac
25:00 <Loof> sucks
25:00 <Bastardly_One> try the new bbq ones at HJ
25:00 <Saemon> whos zac?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the bbq sauce idea is a real win
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Loof
25:00 <Loof> love hj
25:00 <Bastardly_One> make Maurice and Serenity go awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
25:00 <Loof> wish there was one close
25:00 <Bastardly_One> your profile pic
25:00 <Bastardly_One> show it
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> k
25:00 <Excessive> oh I still have last nite's cherry corneto
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so you never gave it to Maurice?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking liar!
26:00 <Excessive> nah I got like a few
26:00 <Bastardly_One> see that shit Maurice?
26:00 <Excessive> :)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cover ya arse why don't ya
26:00 <Excessive> enough for a few in the chan
26:00 <Bastardly_One> LIES!
26:00 <Maurice> I don't even like cherries
26:00 <Bastardly_One> proves how much you took notice
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of just seen he returned with sweets
27:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1798146_10152034404199858_1844526929_n.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't come up as cute outside of FB :P
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Excessive> did u see wat I had fo dinnah tonite Bastardly_One?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... you would get shit votes on instagram
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you make boring food
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
28:00 <Saemon> ah so is that the son he refused to protect as a father in the park one day when a stranger tried to kidnap him
28:00 <Saemon> wheres Longie?
28:00 <Excessive> hey it was quick 15 min cookin
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity's are photogenic
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off Saemon
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just start that shit
28:00 <Loof> one of my lenses is 10x thicker than the other, hate these glasses look like a freak
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that's what started my rage tbh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for a week
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard about you and Longie doing that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just fuck right up
29:00 <Saemon> lol awww i really affected you that much?
29:00 <Saemon> thought u didnt care
29:00 <Loof> oh Saemon jealous he'll never be a father again
29:00 <Loof> rage on fag
29:00 <Saemon> thought me and skirmish made you laugh Bastardly_One
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't question parents in that manner cunt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you two are obsessed with me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pathetic
29:00 <Saemon> xoxo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> now, i suggest you apologise to Loof
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I really do
30:00 <Loof> he said i should have dropped my 2 year old near the road to go bash this bogan, who was probably armed lol
30:00 <DrGore> always drama here
30:00 <Loof> him and longie said it
30:00 <Maurice> Well I keep suggesting you all drink bleach and nobody ever listens
30:00 <Loof> idiots
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice <3
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Loof
30:00 <Maurice> What idiots
30:00 <Serenity> [11:28pm] <Bastardly_One> Serenity's are photogenic
30:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows you drop the kid ON the road
31:00 <Serenity> serenitys what
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told by someone who thought I'd be interested in why you seemed moody the next day
31:00 <DrGore> do you guys have this much drama in real life
31:00 <Excessive> life's a bitchin then u die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Maurice> Your tits
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, tits
31:00 <Bastardly_One> food
31:00 <Serenity> oh right
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive's is boring
31:00 <Saemon> lol
31:00 <Serenity> i do alright
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive's food pics are shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> true? :P
31:00 <Serenity> id show you the cupcakes i made on sunday but Saemon might cry
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> show
32:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive seen Excessive's food
32:00 <Serenity> theyre nothing special lol
32:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1526999_10151901606112331_451920916_n.jpg
32:00 <Loof> should see the weird asian shit my wife cooks
32:00 <Loof> so much variety
32:00 <Loof> i dont eat it
32:00 <Serenity> or we made this on the weekend as well
32:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1656169_10151898026467331_963944452_n.jpg
32:00 <MusiciaN> patty pans in cupcake trays
32:00 <MusiciaN> that's a bit ocd
33:00 <Serenity> no. they were to take to a school.
33:00 <Loof> oh god Saemon and Pieter
33:00 <Maurice> I always use them
33:00 <Saemon> ah those arnt so bad Serenity, they havent got like jelly beans n chupa chups n what not sticking out of them n stuff
33:00 <Serenity> stops your trays getting ruined
33:00 <Loof> all we need now is beehhh
33:00 <MusiciaN> so whats wrong with patty pans on a tray
33:00 <Serenity> why would i use a tray when i have cupcake tins?
33:00 <Excessive> this is when I have a hotdog munchin ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1376424_10200328943660838_281713789_n.jpg
34:00 <MusiciaN> why would you use cupcake tins when you have trays
34:00 <Serenity> i just explained why
34:00 <Serenity> are you stupid
34:00 <CannibalClown> nice bottle of vodka
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
34:00 <Serenity> besides that patty pans stop your pans from getting ruined
34:00 <Serenity> .
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bit slow ... was helping the housemate
34:00 <MusiciaN> nice Excessive, looks like somebody took a diarea leek on top
34:00 <Saemon> not really a fan of cupcakes tbh
34:00 <Saemon> theyre such a british thing
34:00 <Serenity> ..
35:00 <CannibalClown> not really a fan of you either
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ this
35:00 <Saemon> like scones
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:30am] [Saemon] watcha gona do cunt?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:30am] [Saemon] come at me bro
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:30am] [Saemon] sittin right here mate
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:30am] [Saemon] lol
35:00 <Loof> i might try frying hotdogs instead of boiling
35:00 <Bastardly_One> too funny
35:00 <Excessive> this is mah flied lice ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1175696_10200124748716092_1002135877_n.jpg
35:00 <CannibalClown> "sittin right here"
35:00 <Loof> *sitting*
35:00 <CannibalClown> not like he stand for it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah frying gives a cranksy effect
35:00 <MusiciaN> yes you said why Serenity but your explination was stupid
35:00 <doctor> frankfurts? just boil them
35:00 <CannibalClown> BADUM TISS
35:00 <Bastardly_One> vereh nice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol CannibalClown
35:00 <Serenity> yes
35:00 <Saemon> brownies
35:00 <MusiciaN> do you think everybody who disagree's with you is stupid by default
35:00 <Serenity> explaining they were for school. and that it stops your pans getting ruined was stupid
35:00 <Saemon> they those i like
36:00 <doctor> you'll regret it if you fry them
36:00 <MusiciaN> are you sure you don't have a penus Serenity
36:00 <Serenity> .
36:00 <Excessive> nah I jus put frankfurt in the microwave for 1 min ........ boiling's too much hastle
36:00 <Serenity> this was good too
36:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/996780_10151760109197331_1067042775_n.jpg
36:00 <doctor> true
36:00 <doctor> microwave would do
36:00 <Loof> frying give you more delicious fat though
36:00 <MusiciaN> now that looks nice
37:00 <Saemon> do u drown that salad in garlic mayo?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> now
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
37:00 <Serenity> gross.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> show a dinner pic
37:00 <Serenity> no you do not
37:00 <Loof> if i ate that i'd be hungry in 5 mins
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see why I find his boring
37:00 <Loof> where's the meat?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> show a pic
37:00 <doctor> from my experience, they don't fry up too well
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
37:00 <Loof> oh chicken
37:00 <Loof> nice
37:00 <Serenity> lol its full of chicken
37:00 <Saemon> chicken is not real meat
37:00 <Saemon> steak is real meat
37:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off
37:00 <CannibalClown> just shut up
38:00 <MusiciaN> chicken tastes like human
38:00 <Loof> i'd need about 5 helpings of that but fuck it would be good
38:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1452102_10151711451047331_1127500853_n.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> nom
38:00 <doctor> looks good
38:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with the egg?
38:00 <Serenity> is this guy serious
38:00 <Saemon> howcome the white bit looks like is boilt
38:00 <Loof> ban
38:00 <MusiciaN> you're supposed to put stuff inside a pita bread
38:00 <Saemon> but the yolk is not solid
38:00 <Serenity> whats boilt
39:00 <Saemon> like cooked in hot water
39:00 <MusiciaN> don't pretend you can't understand moronese Serenity
39:00 <Excessive> this is mah bean soup with diced fresh onin in it and smoked pork hock ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/549006_4897275404349_1003545540_n.jpg
39:00 <Serenity> i dont understand what youre asking Saemon
39:00 <Serenity> its a soft boiled egg..
39:00 <Serenity> whats your point
39:00 <Loof> so much retardation
39:00 <Saemon> ah how do we make it?
39:00 <doctor> very nice Excessive
39:00 <MusiciaN> i think he's refering to the chicken salad
39:00 <Excessive> onion*
39:00 <Serenity> ...........
39:00 <Saemon> boil it in half the normal time?
39:00 <Serenity> no hes not MusiciaN you moron
39:00 <Serenity> yes do that Saemon
39:00 <Serenity> do exactly that
39:00 <Saemon> ive never made a soft boilt egge before
40:00 <MusiciaN> well i don't speak moronese as well as you obviously
40:00 <Loof> did saemon get a head injury as well as lose his legs in the accident? seriously?
40:00 <MusiciaN> why am i a moron for not understanding Saemon, tell me that
40:00 <Serenity> lol Loof
40:00 <MusiciaN> why are you such a bitch tonight
40:00 <MusiciaN> are you on the rag or something
40:00 <Serenity> .......
40:00 <Serenity> is this thing for real?
40:00 <Serenity> whats happening
40:00 <megamanga> i dont know i just joined fuck
41:00 <Saemon> wats for real?
41:00 <Excessive> carraway seed soup ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/941453_4660419723105_246895461_n.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> herro
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd I just miss
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and see? boring food
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit pics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity's looks photogenic
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Loof> ur not a good cook or photographer Excessive
41:00 <Loof> sorry
41:00 <megamanga> you appear to have fucked the surface of your oven
41:00 <Excessive> and carraway seed soup served with crutons .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1001000_4660813172941_1727987901_n.jpg
41:00 <megamanga> well cook top
41:00 <Maurice> I just put a hoodie on, I think my nipples fell off
41:00 <CannibalClown> is that a capsicum in there
42:00 <Excessive> yes capsicum
42:00 <Excessive> taken out at the end
42:00 <CannibalClown> why
42:00 <CannibalClown> dice it n leave it in
42:00 <Saemon> i would never eat something like that if its made by someone else
42:00 <Saemon> you cant tell if theres jizz in it
43:00 <Serenity> thats normal
43:00 <Saemon> the color totally camaflouges everything
43:00 <MusiciaN> ergh
43:00 <CannibalClown> what the actual fuck
43:00 <megamanga> i jizz in all my food
43:00 <Serenity> you know whats photogenic
43:00 <Serenity> my beautiful pussy
43:00 <CannibalClown> Saemon thinks theres jizz in everything
43:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1011322_10151423627232331_706650436_n.jpg
43:00 <megamanga> cookingwithcum.com used to be the best
43:00 <Excessive> cabbage rolls with pickled  cabbage that I do and spare ribs served with sour cream ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/22497_3546141746852_1652285288_n.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the giant
43:00 <MusiciaN> i think you have clamidia
43:00 <Saemon> cannonbal clown, jizz is actually the most found of all human bodily substances
43:00 <CannibalClown> whats that shit on top
43:00 <Saemon> crime scenes
44:00 <Excessive> nice cat
44:00 <Saemon> plublic places
44:00 <Saemon> transport etc
44:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/988602_10151423629312331_84484665_n.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *chlamydia
44:00 <MusiciaN> your pussy looks like it dribbles
44:00 <Maurice> Could use a shave, Serenity
44:00 <Saemon> do a swab, there will always be semen
44:00 <CannibalClown> oh ffs
44:00 <Saemon> amonsts other the things
44:00 <Loof> that cat is so cool
44:00 <CannibalClown> can we rmove this idiot
44:00 <Loof> and i hate cats
44:00 <Saemon> amongst*
44:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/969123_10151366891487331_82513878_n.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til you see his size
44:00 <megamanga> i hate cats too
44:00 <megamanga> total cunts
44:00 <megamanga> show us ya shaved pussy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> show a pic of how tall he is
44:00 <Serenity> yeah hang
44:00 <MusiciaN> he's so black
44:00 <CannibalClown> hes about 600mm high
44:00 <Maurice> Don't be racist
44:00 <Loof> i've seen his size
44:00 <CannibalClown> 1250mm long
45:00 <Loof> massive
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bullshitting
45:00 <megamanga> hes blacker than the ace of spades!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a giant
45:00 <megamanga> das racist
45:00 <Maurice> I'm not racist, I own a black asian dog..
45:00 <Saemon> haha that black cat reminds me of salam
45:00 <Saemon> salem
45:00 <MusiciaN> how is that racist megamanga lol
45:00 <Saemon> that talking cat from sabrina the teen witch
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, he does look like salem in that second shot
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... sad I knew
45:00 <Serenity> i cant find this pic
45:00 <megamanga> dats racist too MusiciaN 
45:00 <CannibalClown> blacker then uncle tobys asshole
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but he does in the second shot
45:00 <Serenity> i cant see straight
46:00 <MusiciaN> from sabrina the teenage which
46:00 <Maurice> Close one eye and tilt your head
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that works yanno
46:00 <megamanga> everyones getting drunk and im just sitting here doing nothing
46:00 <CannibalClown> sezz: "oh hahah it works"
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what Maurice said
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
46:00 <Saemon> i like it when me and you can agree on things Bastardly_One
46:00 <Maurice> Lol
46:00 <Maurice> Thats why I said it
46:00 <Saemon> brings a warm feeling
46:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/395863_2451146092645_267239555_n.jpg
46:00 <MusiciaN> i can't believe you're all talking about sebrina the teenage which like its not embarrasing
46:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/401401_2451150572757_362723494_n.jpg
46:00 <megamanga> i'd pummel her sweet asshole
47:00 <Serenity> which like its not embarrasing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I admited to knowing of it
47:00 <megamanga> how is that embarassing
47:00 <Loof> lol Saemon ur such a little girl
47:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/419251_2451151292775_593420447_n.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've young nieces so I have an excuse
47:00 <Saemon> wats wrong if sabrina the teenage witch?
47:00 <CannibalClown> everyones watched it
47:00 <megamanga> what the fuck are you spamming
47:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1011479_10151454184127331_512193428_n.jpg
47:00 <Serenity> next to a 5 year old
47:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/419039_2451152492805_499456180_n.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
47:00 <Excessive> that's mah french potato bake
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not a fucking cat
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a panther
47:00 <MusiciaN> Saemon it's an idiot show for 13yo's
47:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
47:00 <CannibalClown> that pic was taken shortly before his lazer eyes destoyed 1/2 the house
47:00 <Maurice> Panther
47:00 <Saemon> what exactly makes it french?
48:00 <megamanga> the jizz
48:00 <Saemon> does it parler francais?
48:00 <Maurice> The baguettes
48:00 <megamanga> the white flag
48:00 <CannibalClown> sabrina was a great show
48:00 <Loof> saemon watching little girls shows. shows his maturity
48:00 <Maurice> Parlais..
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the lazer destroying bit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> massive
48:00 <Saemon> loof thought u had me on ignore 
48:00 <Saemon> u liar
49:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/vJ9amOj
49:00 <Excessive> nothin makin it french it's wat they call it in Romanian
49:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/19913_10151425437262331_625931786_n.jpg
49:00 <Serenity> IMMA FIRIN MA LAZORRR
49:00 <megamanga> are you a gypsy?
49:00 <Maurice> Lol Turbo
49:00 <Excessive> no I'm Hungarian
50:00 <Saemon> its parler Maurice
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that puts his height into more perspective actually
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the size of a tall tower
50:00 <Loof> how old is he?
50:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10013920_10152313560945844_441507169_n.jpg
51:00 <Excessive> feedin the ibis at Central train station .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/564731_4268517805802_971523178_n.jpg
51:00 <megamanga> lol theres an ibis at melb cent?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, I am always gonna remember him by that pic
51:00 <Serenity> he'll be 3 this year loof
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was thinking of that pic talking to you about him last night
52:00 <Excessive> no Sydney
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, only 3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's just finished growing
52:00 <Maurice> I didn't know he was only 3
52:00 <Serenity> yeah
52:00 <Maurice> I pictured him to be like CannibalClown, a grumpy old man
52:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck for that I bet
52:00 <Serenity> hahaha noo
52:00 <CannibalClown> that pic was like a year ago
52:00 <Serenity> hes only young
52:00 <CannibalClown> ish
52:00 <Maurice> Unlike CannibalClown
52:00 <CannibalClown> oi cunt
52:00 <Maurice> I lied, it'd be a brisk walk, not a run
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's just become a cat
53:00 <MusiciaN> haha
53:00 <Excessive> feedin the lorikeets ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/246641_4389986402441_882572191_n.jpg
53:00 <megamanga> is this your blog Excessive ?
53:00 <CannibalClown> he weighs about as much as a bus
53:00 <MusiciaN> apparently
53:00 <CannibalClown> and just as agile
53:00 <MusiciaN> it's his myspace page
53:00 <Excessive> no they're pix of fb
53:00 <megamanga> needs gay background and choons
53:00 <Excessive> +f
54:00 <Saemon> lol those are birds queers own Excessive
54:00 <Serenity> actually lol i lie
54:00 <Serenity> hes 4 this year
54:00 <Saemon> real men owns a fucken Eagle
54:00 <Excessive> I don't own them yew tewl
54:00 <Serenity> worst mum ever
54:00 <Excessive> they jus come around
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that is a bad mum :P
54:00 <MusiciaN> come now Saemon, old ladies own lorakeets too
54:00 <Maurice> Uhm, either my dog is out the front or theres a bear
55:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/154997_451232087330_5571723_n.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> this is him like 13 weeks
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is he doing out the front?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> better check the garden if you know what i mean
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not trying to be funny
55:00 <Loof> that cat is very valuable
55:00 <Loof> i'd pay $5000 for it
55:00 <MusiciaN> Serenity your pussy could probably pull more than you
55:00 <Serenity> pull what?
56:00 <megamanga> dixx
56:00 <MusiciaN> ^5
56:00 <Saemon> awww that cat on the laptop pic is cute
56:00 <Loof> trixx
56:00 <Bastardly_One> did you knock MusiciaN back Serenity?
56:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/74839_448976807330_8041294_n.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sure sounds it
56:00 <Saemon> ...awkward moment when the cat pees on the laptop.
56:00 <Serenity> i dont know Bastardly_One lol
56:00 <Serenity> hes sure upset
56:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure its a bear
56:00 <megamanga> you sure it aint a wog?
56:00 <megamanga> we get pretty hairy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd check Maurice
56:00 <Excessive> we had this cat .......... when the ex was here ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/546988_3552454104657_1291509064_n.jpg
57:00 <Maurice> I'd check too if I could be fucked getting up
57:00 <MusiciaN> i've seen a laptop somebody brought in cause their dog pee'd on it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dogs find that kind of thing a treat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what if he's gotten to you know what?
57:00 <MusiciaN> the mobo was covered in white crap
57:00 <Maurice> Cam is across the road, the dog would go straight to him
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids would be devo all over again
57:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah
57:00 <Saemon> its it bad like animal cruetly of some sort if u paint tiger stripes on a orange cat? or like use black hair dye to do it
57:00 <Serenity> curries etc arent very photogenic but this was a great butter chicken
57:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/6786_10151292139707331_75504359_n.jpg
58:00 <Excessive> same cat ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/429659_2560288301132_20781929_n.jpg
58:00 <Loof> better with brown rice
58:00 <Saemon> beehhh would be an expert at those type of food sezz
58:00 <Maurice> The only food pics I have are fruit salad and OBJs
58:00 <Loof> white rice is crap
58:00 <MusiciaN> stop posting your fucking cats
58:00 <Bastardly_One> still better than Excessive's food pics :P
58:00 <Serenity> i dont like brown rice
58:00 <megamanga> racist
58:00 <Serenity> too chewy for me
58:00 <MusiciaN> racist
58:00 <Saemon> brown rice is less carbs though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
58:00 <Saemon> and more nutirents
58:00 <Loof> taking off the husks gets rid of most of the nutrients
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that last pic Excessive linked
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a nice looking pussah
58:00 <dematerialised> mmmm bow im thinking about sushi
59:00 <dematerialised> i want suhsi
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
59:00 <MusiciaN> brown rice is capable of the same job even if they talk like teenagers
59:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/207310_10151254431757331_491378027_n.jpg
59:00 <MusiciaN> poor rice
59:00 <Excessive> same cat again ........ https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/418644_2479519121953_1798893870_n.jpg
59:00 <dematerialised> om nom n om
59:00 <Bastardly_One> do you do pinrest and shit Serenity?
00:00 <Serenity> nope
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you maybe shold
00:00 <dematerialised> not a hgue fun of the utana sushi though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *should
00:00 <Serenity> im just a facebook whore
00:00 <dematerialised> the stuff fromw rokr isg reat
00:00 <MusiciaN> land rights for gay black whales
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
00:00 <megamanga> i do
00:00 <dematerialised> typign has goneto shti
00:00 <Serenity> LOL tuna sandwich...
00:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/485937_10151271640427331_91667596_n.jpg
00:00 <dematerialised> shit
00:00 <megamanga> mines #iameuphoric
00:00 <Saemon> lol im paranoid about taking pics of my food cuz im scared of the awkward moment if theres like a maggot or cockeroach on it or something
00:00 <megamanga> yeah of course
00:00 <megamanga> or jizz
00:00 <Serenity> rofl..
00:00 <MusiciaN> we know what two minute noodles look like Saemon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
00:00 <Bastardly_One> did I just read
01:00 <Loof> cheap cunt Saemon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:00am] [Saemon] lol im paranoid about taking pics of my food cuz im scared of the awkward moment if theres like a maggot or cockeroach on it or something
01:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/544113_10151259026142331_481665354_n.jpg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> clean your fucking house
01:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/419870_10151256224067331_681870429_n.jpg
01:00 <dematerialised> Serenity
01:00 <Serenity> ok
01:00 <dematerialised> why u do dis to me
01:00 <Serenity> ill stop
01:00 <Maurice> Fuck youk, Serenity
01:00 <Serenity> sorry
01:00 <Maurice> I want pancakes
01:00 <dematerialised> im hungry now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
01:00 <dematerialised> :(
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
01:00 <CannibalClown> im having toast
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuck you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and the pancakes
01:00 <Maurice> I might fry an egg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and the hungry
02:00 <Serenity> what about a poached egg
02:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/522574_10150649316667331_1433448236_n.jpg
02:00 <CannibalClown> how about you cook an egg and fry yourself
02:00 <Saemon> bought some shit from lenards chicken today
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:00 <dematerialised> gonna go eat some icecream
02:00 <Maurice> I'm way fried
02:00 <Saemon> fucken overrated
02:00 <megamanga> are there any image hosters that dont resize pics? i got 24mp pics i need to upload
02:00 <dematerialised> i can host your images
02:00 <dematerialised> for free
02:00 <dematerialised> and i wotn resize them
02:00 <Excessive> check this out .......... https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/l/t1.0-9/1000144_4637208942850_767968962_n.jpg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fucking big pic though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme think *thinks*
03:00 <megamanga> that would be handy but no thx i mean legit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this might take some time
03:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1044129_4637218543090_852041762_n.jpg
03:00 <MusiciaN> since everybody is posting pictures, heres my favourite that i took recently https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1375148_10200409247024107_1931925505_n.jpg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> me and thinking ...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I could search for you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but cbf'ed
03:00 <megamanga> i cbf either
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and none come to mind
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like instantly
03:00 <Loof> awww musician, ur daughter?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I am thinking though
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if i suddenly scream something
03:00 <Saemon> Excessive wtf is that in the pic in the trees?
03:00 <MusiciaN> yeah Loof
03:00 <Saemon> a bubble?
04:00 <Saemon> or a spirit orb?
04:00 <Loof> i have a 2 year old :)
04:00 <Loof> boy
04:00 <Serenity> skimish always told me i should open a food blog
04:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like a serious young lass
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and almost PSed into the background even if she's not
04:00 <Maurice> Skirmish only ever tells me to open my legs wider
04:00 <Maurice> He's so crass
04:00 <Saemon> i dont really eat egg yolks much i read somewhere that its related to heartattacks or cancer or something
04:00 <Excessive> my heaters .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1069859_4711448318788_929770949_n.jpg
05:00 <MusiciaN> i like this one how her hair blends into the clouds https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p180x540/1376605_10200409248024132_66248645_n.jpg
05:00 <CannibalClown> cholestorol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tellin' ya Serenity ... if you hit that shit up on Pinrest and instagram
05:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1911608_10151854875692331_592713185_n.jpg
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have a cult following I reckon
05:00 <Pieter> Hah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I'm old
05:00 <Bastardly_One> old people love that shit
05:00 <Saemon> ^
05:00 <Serenity> hahaha
06:00 <Serenity> i have a secret love for food pics
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to tadd he recipies though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah lighting an angles
06:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
06:00 <Serenity> home made cheesecake?
06:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/603025_10151480013162331_1449177759_n.jpg
06:00 <CannibalClown> and a not-so-secret love for boobs
06:00 <Loof> i've never tasted anything that even comes close to a big mac
06:00 <Serenity> food is hard to photograph
06:00 <Loof> except maybe a whopper
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh do it
06:00 <Pieter> Quarks brother is singing  on stage without any one there to lsiten , a Farangi singing about his brother the scab
07:00 <Bastardly_One> make up a Pinrest account when bored
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and add recipies and shit
07:00 <Serenity> ive got one
07:00 <CannibalClown> man that toast was good
07:00 <Serenity> but i dont use it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll lap that shit up
07:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> remember I'm old 
07:00 <Saemon> nah, we all thought you're young, hip, attractive, interesting and cool.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a bit ... what's the word?
07:00 <Loof> my wifes magazines are full of food pics
07:00 <Bastardly_One> elderly?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how to describe pinrest
07:00 <megamanga> it's for hipster faggots
07:00 <megamanga> that's how to describe it
08:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt mention my foo
08:00 <Serenity> food
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... conservative
08:00 <Serenity> cause ill post pics till sunday
08:00 <Pieter> Fuck ya cunts , mentioning big macs n whoppers , I dont feel like moving but fuck I want some now , luke arm soggy chips trying to keep em straight while thrown in sweet n sour *closes eyes and pretends to have sex with his food* 
08:00 <CannibalClown> it is sunday
08:00 <megamanga> show us your post hangover shit
08:00 <Serenity> shut your whore fact
08:00 <Bastardly_One> who mentioned it?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> me
08:00 <CannibalClown> FACT
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
08:00 <Serenity> FACE
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it was me wasn't it?
08:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
08:00 <Serenity> I H8 U
08:00 <Saemon> lol Pieter is like the ultimate warrior promos
08:00 <Serenity> UR NOT MY REAL MUM
08:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
08:00 <simba> i had pininterest described 2 me its like a virtual pin up board
08:00 <Excessive> pullin apart mah turntables ................ https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1780906_10200889328030097_457864234_n.jpg
08:00 <megamanga> gonna go listen to some toool
08:00 <CannibalClown> can we have a Pieter free night
09:00 <megamanga> mmmm working 6 days straight
09:00 <Loof> watch everyone dissapear once pieter starts
09:00 <Serenity> thats basically what it is simba
09:00 <CannibalClown> exactly loof
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was having a bong
09:00 <Bastardly_One> only time I shut up
09:00 <CannibalClown> with a long round thing in your mouth
09:00 <CannibalClown> YEEAAHHHHH
09:00 <megamanga> nothing unusual
09:00 <megamanga> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
09:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
09:00 <Bastardly_One> x2
09:00 <Serenity> HAHA
10:00 <Serenity> he got you there
10:00 <Saemon> lol
10:00 <Saemon> ownt
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I didn't see that ... cunted
10:00 <Pieter> Pieter and Warior in the same comment , I dunno how that one worksSaemon: Do you know that your referencing me to things that you'd be lucky a few in here have heard of or somethin  like yeh , 
10:00 <Serenity> no Saemon
10:00 <Serenity> no.
10:00 <megamanga> i have 500 photos of display homes, kill me
10:00 <Saemon> wat?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> payed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that mega
10:00 <antimaterialised> Jane and Boz get it on
10:00 <megamanga> you can zoom in and see the dirt on the floor boards
10:00 <Bastardly_One> as interesting as my 80 odd pages of shit I'm sifting through
10:00 <antimaterialised> Jane took out her brush and started smoothing Boz's tangled crotch hairs with it. Along with the dried jizz, there was Hi-C grape, cheez whiz, and some Freedent gun stuck in his pubes.
11:00 <Excessive> I like this ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1503901_10200663065653679_1687185356_n.jpg
11:00 <antimaterialised> "God, this gets me so hot doing this to ya," Jane remarked casually.
11:00 <MusiciaN> look my sister made me beautiful with your lipstick https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1545752_10200939626803270_1509647985_n.jpg
11:00 <megamanga> 50 of them are tiles... interesting life here
11:00 <antimaterialised> Boz arched up his hips and let out a big groaner. "Sex fart for you," he declared.
11:00 <Loof> who's this antimaterialised cocknut?
11:00 <antimaterialised> Jane put down her brush and inhaled Boz's big fart fully. She was ready. Her pussy was sopping wet from smelling the stench and her stretch-marked tits were aching.
12:00 <CannibalClown> what is happening
12:00 <Saemon> Pieter the ultimate warrior was a professional wrestler during the early 90s, he was famous for his interviews in which he would yell and rant and ramble on without making no sense and being hard to understand
12:00 <antimaterialised> Boz reached up his hand and grabbed the right one. "Damn, baby. Feels like your bag has lost a little juice."
12:00 <Saemon> thus is why i referenced him towards you
12:00 <Serenity> LOL @ CannibalClown
12:00 <antimaterialised> It was true. Jane's silicone tit had ruptured a week ago, but she didn't have enough S&H green stamps to get it fixed. She climbed on Boz's Cheetos-stained cock and began grinding away.
12:00 <Serenity> 'even your mouthful of nerds picture looks good'
12:00 <Serenity> hahahah
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <antimaterialised> "Oooh yeah," she said as her cunt quivered, at the same time puking up a little of the left over spunk from Boz's last foray into her vag some short time before. It smelled funky.
12:00 <megamanga> cheetos stained cock LOLLL
13:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/402651_10150535929837331_1811661398_n.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> LOL
13:00 <Serenity> WHAT
13:00 <antimaterialised> "Unh. Unh. Yeah."
13:00 <Excessive> this is how Loof should think .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1471397_10200642240493063_1343829856_n.jpg
13:00 <antimaterialised> "Fuck."
13:00 <Saemon> i hope that mouth of nerds belong to a female
13:00 <Serenity> .
13:00 <Serenity> its my mouth you spastic
13:00 <antimaterialised> "God, I just came."
14:00 <Saemon> ah ic
14:00 <Saemon> cuz the tongue ring looks good
14:00 <antimaterialised> "Oh me too, baby."
14:00 <Saemon> i didnt want to say i found another males mouth good looking ahaha
14:00 <antimaterialised> Jane died later that week.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know why but the venom with which I felt you type spastic Serenity really made me laugh
15:00 <megamanga> i am euphoric
15:00 <Loof> i'm having fun tonight without weed for some reason
15:00 <CannibalClown> whynot Saemon it's common knowledge youre a gay cunt
15:00 <Saemon> your nose ring Bastardly_One really made me laugh
15:00 <Serenity> so it was recieved in the manner in which i intended
15:00 <antimaterialised> the gayest of all cunts
15:00 <Serenity> excellent
15:00 <antimaterialised> who wants some more shitty erotica?
15:00 <antimaterialised> good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I get it when you're not pissy at me ... which is 50/50
15:00 <CannibalClown> gayest cunt second only to Pieter
15:00 <Bastardly_One> more 60/40 even
16:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1454709_10151667752877331_1236781842_n.jpg
16:00 <Saemon> cannonball clown wth 
16:00 <Serenity> awww ((^_^))
16:00 <MusiciaN> baked banana flavoured cheesecake topped with caramel and banana https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/72053_3574021719569_878440344_n.jpg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually find Pieter less insipid than Saemon
16:00 <Saemon> wahevaz
16:00 <Excessive> lookin back at time ................. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1452426_10200466026967835_1296964062_n.jpg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the description I've been looking for Saemon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> insipid
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter's just an attention seeker
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucks off when he doesn't get a bite
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon is just an inspid little creep
17:00 <Saemon> shhh
17:00 <CannibalClown> agreed
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1016318_10151807908267331_1234349431_n.jpg
17:00 <Serenity> HALP
17:00 <Saemon> follw. the. buzzards.
18:00 <Excessive> this is the granny u wannah know ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/555981_10200466283894258_451187687_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> believe
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in the
18:00 <megamanga> hrm i think i found a host
18:00 <MusiciaN> this is a cake made for a baby shower, looks like a baby in the bath made with kitkats and marshmallows https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/s720x720/550467_3220705646888_656366578_n.jpg
18:00 <antimaterialised> I gently caressed her decaying thighs, smelling her in her most secret places as she obligingly remained still for me... ah, how sickly sweet she smells down there!
18:00 <Serenity> even my nasi goreng looked alright
18:00 <Saemon> SHIELD.
18:00 <Serenity> and that shit is horrible to photo
18:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1551713_10151843564307331_796825905_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that is too fucking cute Serenity
18:00 <Pieter> Do3snt it disturb you that you require others to tell you that you should work on thbis thing whre you remain at BASIC
18:00 <antimaterialised> My finger found brittle bone and nothing else for a while, until I came across the most wonderful softness one has the chance to experience.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the help me pic is too fucking cute
18:00 <Serenity> hes awesome Bastardly_One
18:00 <antimaterialised> Excited, my breathing became faster, and I could see that she, too, was feeling the same: already the maggots were falling out.
19:00 <Saemon> so u own a black cagt
19:00 <Saemon> cat
19:00 <Serenity> no hes fucking blue
19:00 <Saemon> if it runs across u wont u have bad luck every day?
19:00 <megamanga> http://i.imgur.com/vc0itAA.jpg there u go
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she owns the godzilla of cats
19:00 <antimaterialised> The white mess on the floor squirmed in agony as I licked her navel, tasting her, savouring the bitterness that was her woman-hood.
19:00 <megamanga> dat resolution
19:00 <Serenity> yeah thats exactly what would happen
19:00 <Serenity> and this creep too
19:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1557646_10151888375297331_1168204407_n.jpg
19:00 <antimaterialised> Delightful, I thought to myself: how many can claim to have tasted a woman in such intimate quarters?
19:00 <megamanga> son of a bitch it resized it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see why you wanted the res now
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's sexy
19:00 <megamanga> its twice that res
19:00 <antimaterialised> With a grin on my face I arose and spread her legs apart.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> still sexy
20:00 <Saemon> is that cat albeno?
20:00 <Serenity> ...............
20:00 <antimaterialised> The best part about her, I thought to myself as I lowered my zipper, was how she would remain in one position for any amount of time, no matter how long or how esoteric it must have seemed.
20:00 <CannibalClown> no hes not albino
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, a russian blue
20:00 <megamanga> elllll beano
20:00 <Bastardly_One> purty
20:00 <Serenity> yes hes grey with green eyes. totes albino
20:00 <Loof> what fucking camera is taking that high res?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bet he's up himself yeah?
20:00 <antimaterialised> I looked down on her half-smiling, half-rotted face and grinned to myself. 'Here's to us, baby,' I whispered as I sunk into her, slowly, deeply, feeling myself plumb the depths of her mortal husk.
20:00 <Serenity> no hers a blue burmese
20:00 <Loof> twice that?
20:00 <megamanga> nikon d5200
20:00 <CannibalClown> nah hes a slart
20:00 <megamanga> 24mp
20:00 <Loof> nice
20:00 <Serenity> hes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... yeah ... I see now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> square head
20:00 <antimaterialised> They said our love would never die.
21:00 <Loof> fuck thats a good camera
21:00 <Excessive> this is when u live in canberra ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/537040_10200473684359265_2110334804_n.jpg
21:00 <megamanga> mrs got it for m
21:00 <megamanga> me
21:00 <megamanga> for xmas
21:00 <Loof> sweet as
21:00 <antimaterialised> They were right.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky cunt mega
21:00 <Loof> marry her
21:00 <Saemon> wtf is antimaterialised talking about necrophilia?
21:00 <megamanga> we're building a house together... costs more than marriage
21:00 <Loof> true lol
21:00 <Serenity> building a house together is more of a commitment these days
21:00 <Bastardly_One> does the burmese growl annoy you?
22:00 <MusiciaN> this was my birthday cake my wife made https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/p206x206/560714_3054887341534_943077263_n.jpg
22:00 <megamanga> im not interested in mariage anyway, its a stupid concept
22:00 <Serenity> he doesnt really growl
22:00 <Serenity> he talks a lot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> freaked me out the first time I heard it ... like OMG is that cat's voice broken?
22:00 <Serenity> and its very annoying
22:00 <antimaterialised> He has a fetish. We all do. Just some are more....eccentric than others.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they never shut up ... true
22:00 <Loof> kids are a bigger commitment than a house though imo
22:00 <Saemon> building a house together these days yous arent literally building it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like the me of the cat world
22:00 <antimaterialised> His? you ask.
22:00 <Saemon> you pay for contracters etc to build it
22:00 <Serenity> he does these real throaty meows though
22:00 <Serenity> if thats the same thing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those
22:00 <MusiciaN> Saemon but you are taking on debt together
22:00 <megamanga> lolll how is that diferent to 50 years ago
22:00 <MusiciaN> which is more stressful
22:00 <Saemon> the 'build' part is like, the financial commitment aspect of it
23:00 <antimaterialised> He likes to be spanked.
23:00 <Saemon> yeah
23:00 <megamanga> your argument made no sense
23:00 <Serenity> he ponces around the house at like
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like ... the first time you think they might of hurt 'emselves if you don;t know a thing about them
23:00 <Loof> i want a tesla
23:00 <megamanga> it's not a shit brick hut
23:00 <Serenity> 3 am doing it
23:00 <MusiciaN> who doesn't like to be spanked
23:00 <Maurice> I have marriage, kids and a house
23:00 <antimaterialised> So? Don't we all?
23:00 <Maurice> I'm screwed
23:00 <Saemon> i used to sit in marriage counselling
23:00 <Loof> when will they sell teslas in australia
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... sounds normal
23:00 <Saemon> just out of curiousity
23:00 <Maurice> Well it's not like you could stand in it
23:00 <antimaterialised> Yes, but he is Bret Michaels, most famously known as the lead singing blonde guy from the "glam rock" band Poison. And the spanking has to be administered by a large, brawny male dressed as a woman. This is the only way to get the sun dial at high noon.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like, stfu ... no ... growl/meow
23:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1016537_10151807408777331_663318988_n.jpg
23:00 <megamanga> they wont sell teslas in aus
23:00 <Serenity> antimaterialised
23:00 <megamanga> you can get a volt tho
23:00 <Serenity> please shut the fuck up
23:00 <Serenity> <3 sezz
23:00 <Saemon> one of the biggest strains of a relationship in a marriage is the financial burden of a morgage
24:00 <antimaterialised> AND there has to be an actual woman there for him to ravage after he is properly aroused. Because he isn't gay.....just because back in the day he used to have bigger hair than Nancy McKeon from Facts of Life and wore more make up than Tammy Fay Baker, doesn't mean he isn't a sex cravin' fiend who Don't Need Nothin' but a Good Time!
24:00 <Serenity> like youd know Saemon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I know your pain
24:00 <Loof> why wont they sell them?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived with it for yrs
24:00 <Saemon> and when one partner makes less than the other
24:00 <Loof> and are volts any good?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> miss that little bastard
24:00 <megamanga> its only like 500 a week how is that a strain when we pull in over 120k
24:00 <Saemon> feelings of resentment is inevitavle
24:00 <megamanga> :|
24:00 <Saemon> inevitable
24:00 <Saemon> no matter how much one doesnt want to admit it
24:00 <Serenity> 500 a week is less than some rents
24:00 <Maurice> My mortgage atm is 1100 a month
24:00 <Maurice> He earns 4k a week
24:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
25:00 <Serenity> saemon has never had a mrs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and no real financial commitments already
25:00 <Serenity> why is anyone listening to him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> where's the strain?
25:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1480607_10200572675233975_527922905_n.jpg
25:00 <Maurice> And wont ever have one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
25:00 <Maurice> I am fucking freezing
25:00 <antimaterialised> im easting icecream
25:00 <Bastardly_One> summer's left Victoria
25:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck
25:00 <megamanga> all 2 weeks of it
25:00 <megamanga> wow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> back to cold ... yay!
26:00 <Serenity> OH OH
26:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1497459_10200642241573090_282929259_n.jpg
26:00 <Serenity> i have a pretty picture
26:00 <Loof> fuck the cold
26:00 <BlackDevil> do stuff in the kitchen like a real women
26:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1184918_10151568649117331_4239844_n.jpg
26:00 <Loof> BlackDevil just die cunt
26:00 <megamanga> i should take a 24mp pic of my asshole and send it to the channel
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck he's awake
26:00 <antimaterialised> So, he Lies Silently Still in the Dead of the Night. Unable to to take his mind off Winning Big from Mama's Fallen Angel, he decides to call his usual accomodating cohorts.
26:00 <BlackDevil> Loof goto sleep on railroad tracks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> pea ... cock
26:00 <MusiciaN> megamanga you should
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the fags of the bird world
26:00 <MusiciaN> megamanga it would liven the place up
27:00 <antimaterialised> "Yeah, man, I NEED you to Talk Dirty to Me!"
27:00 <megamanga> so you're pasting shit from baderotica?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently mega
27:00 <Loof> BlackDevil are you like legally retarded?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no he's just american
27:00 <Loof> like can you skip lines and shit?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
28:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/577090_10151001078577331_688090434_n.jpg
28:00 <Loof> i dont find americans dumb
28:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/386171_10151001078972331_1770817553_n.jpg
28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1932455_10201069149205514_1888722607_n.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen one of those laser balls for years
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to get a really nice lava lamp the other day
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I didn't ...
29:00 <Loof> hippy :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> to have one still going
29:00 <Saemon> why is Loof hating on BlackDevil? did BlackDevil also called him out on not daring to protect his own flesh and blood? 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's awesome
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen one forever of those balls
29:00 <Bastardly_One> think they came out in the 80s
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
29:00 <Loof> 90s
29:00 <Serenity> you can get them for like
29:00 <Saemon> those laser balls are psychadelic 
29:00 <Serenity> $10 from kmart
30:00 <Saemon> psychics use them dont they
30:00 <Serenity> theyre plasma balls
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're still around
30:00 <Saemon> as part of their act
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
30:00 <Saemon> so cliche though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> never knew that but I've not exactly thought of looking for one either
30:00 <Loof> pretty cheesy things to have now
30:00 <Serenity> theyre awesome lol
30:00 <Serenity> i love shut like that
30:00 <Loof> *maybe* in the 90s
30:00 <Serenity> lava lamps etc
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this lava lamp
30:00 <BlackDevil> Loof hates everyone
30:00 <BlackDevil> no soul
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was like fire engine red and orange
31:00 <Excessive> aero train 1956 .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/12704_10200916771876176_101578043_n.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and a deep gold yellow
31:00 <Saemon> inside a lava lamp is just molten wax though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was awesome
31:00 <Saemon> its not actually lava
31:00 <Loof> just idiots blackdevil
31:00 <antimaterialised> His sordid entourage arrives. No, not Behind the Bushes, and not In the Old Man's Ford, they Lock the Cellar Door and the Dirty Talking commences.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why I didn't get it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> might still get it this week
31:00 <Serenity> i took this its not fabulous but i like it
31:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/983584_10151427168577331_1755232018_n.jpg
31:00 <Loof> i can see how as an idiot you think that includes everyone
31:00 <megamanga> you should get a waifu pillow
31:00 <Saemon> wth
31:00 <Loof> idiots just assume everyone is as dumb as them
32:00 <Saemon> how did u manage to take that picture of the moon?
32:00 <Serenity> with a potato.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's good Serenity ... I can't get good moon shots
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't have a decent camera either
32:00 <Saemon> thats like a satellite image
32:00 <Saemon> i mean
32:00 <Saemon> the quality is amazing
32:00 <Serenity> i have a dslr
32:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/527492_10151061477682331_1945308839_n.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you and mega both
33:00 <megamanga> i didnt mean you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love a camera full stop atm
33:00 <megamanga> i meant the cunt pasting that shit
33:00 <antimaterialised> cameras are nice
33:00 <Loof> no he means he's jelly
33:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/542291_10151001453347331_1458403120_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... I meant you and Serenity having great cameras
33:00 <Loof> of your camera mega
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm jelly
33:00 <megamanga> ohhh
33:00 <Excessive> I posted this b4 ......... anyone into tatts? ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1911841_10201104438047713_1540874357_n.jpg
33:00 <megamanga> i wasnt paying attention
33:00 <megamanga> phone goin off
33:00 <antimaterialised> i have a tattoo on the underside of my dick
34:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1236021_10151568671617331_725654860_n.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wise ... I never say anything worth paying attention too let's face it
34:00 <Maurice> My son wants to be an architect and when we drive near the city he bitches about those buildings
34:00 <Maurice> 'Oh man, they are so ugly, who the hell would design those?
34:00 <Maurice> '
34:00 <Bastardly_One> give him 3D Max
34:00 <Saemon> lol he's like ted from how i met your mother
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he may never want to be one again
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that program is a cunt
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but he'd be using it a lot
35:00 <Loof> i wanted to be superman, but i could only make things shoot out of my butt :(
35:00 <Saemon> if i had a son i'd want him to be a UFC fighter or something
35:00 <Saemon> UFC champ
35:00 <megamanga> id be happy if my kid finished school tbh
35:00 <megamanga> half the cunts dont anymore
36:00 <Loof> and they cant read
36:00 <Serenity> i dont know why its like anywhere else
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to be a paleontologist, then a vet
36:00 <Saemon> are kids getting stupider these days?
36:00 <Loof> they all spell like couleurs
36:00 <Serenity> but here you have to finish year 12 unless you have a job full time
36:00 <Excessive> one of mah amps with its cover off .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1148742_4902460693978_485453825_n.jpg
36:00 <Maurice> Do we?
36:00 <megamanga> you can leave at year 10 here
36:00 <Serenity> yes Maurice
36:00 <Maurice> Well shit hey
36:00 <Maurice> Has it always been like that
36:00 <Serenity> no
36:00 <Serenity> only in the alst few years
36:00 <Serenity> last
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get away with yr 10 ten here
36:00 <Maurice> Coz I finished year 11 and went to tafe
36:00 <Bastardly_One> only just though
36:00 <Serenity> my neice had to get permission to leave a few years ago
37:00 <Maurice> Ohh that makes more sense, I thought I was a rebel for a minute there
37:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
37:00 <Serenity> you have to be in full time work or in proper education
37:00 <Loof> i had nowhere to live for 11 & 12 so fuck the laws
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... don't think it's the same over here
37:00 <Loof> melb it's year 10
37:00 <Bastardly_One> think once you're 15 you can leave and that's it
37:00 <Serenity> not only am i alright with food
37:00 <Maurice> My son plans on going to uni
37:00 <Serenity> i can do hair as well
37:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/405159_10151102995572331_1068529095_n.jpg
37:00 <Maurice> Thankfully I'll only have to pay for 1 kid, not 3
37:00 <Maurice> The other 2 just plod along
37:00 <Loof> you'll be paying for his uni fees?
38:00 <Saemon> u wont have to pay
38:00 <Saemon> heccs
38:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1082_10151102995437331_1025204799_n.jpg
38:00 <Saemon> its not like in america
38:00 <Serenity> you have to pay heccs back you idiot
38:00 <Serenity> and not everyone cang et it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck paying for him though
38:00 <Maurice> I would pay for his uni
38:00 <Bastardly_One> make him get a part time job
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you want to
38:00 <Saemon> the son would be paying heccs back when he graduate and is working
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's different
38:00 <Maurice> Because he can keep me in my old age
38:00 <megamanga> loll like he will
38:00 <Maurice> Knowing him he'd get some sort of scholarship
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to though that's different
38:00 <Maurice> I'm making him sign a contract, megamanga
38:00 <Loof> i def want zac in a private school even if i have to deal drugs to do it
38:00 <megamanga> he'll be like IM A BALLER NOW
38:00 <Excessive> this is wat I see from mine when lookin over ........ the ex was always sayin how the buildings look like a big ship .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/543422_4886713340304_96811672_n.jpg
39:00 <megamanga> aint got no time for mummy
39:00 <megamanga> when you're not sound of mind he wont have to bother though
39:00 <Saemon> these days parents dont pay for their children who goes to uni
39:00 <Saemon> shouldnt have too at all
39:00 <Maurice> He has the potential to make it big in whatever he chooses, I'd rather pay for his uni than have him work and not spend enough time on school work
39:00 <megamanga> real world advice, brought to you by a shut in
39:00 <Saemon> by uni age tye are 18, old ebought to get a job
39:00 <Saemon> and plus
39:00 <Saemon> its their own responsibility to pay back thier own heccs debt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she wishes to
40:00 <Saemon> once theyve graduated
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and concentrate on his studies
40:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different
40:00 <Serenity> ant will be in uni by the time hes 10 if he keeps going the way he is
40:00 <Serenity> he went up 3 book levels this week
40:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
40:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so stfu and you're a self confessed drop out
40:00 <Loof> is it common for parents to pay uni fees?
40:00 <Serenity> yes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not over here
40:00 <megamanga> we're all poor cunts over here
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and the more HECS and VET places offered
40:00 <Loof> some cunts have too much money imo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you notice a lot of poorer students now
41:00 <Maurice> It's like child support, if your kid goes on to uni, you pay
41:00 <Excessive> building in Chtaswood, from the bottom up with the bottom bein completed and still building on top ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1157660_4886608817691_691783729_n.jpg
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can really spot the poor ones already
41:00 <Excessive> Chatswood*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just looking around campus
42:00 <Saemon> how do u know they are poor?
42:00 <megamanga> no iphone 5 and no fedora
42:00 <Serenity> the same way we know youre a moron
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Maurice> Sounds like theres a goose outside
42:00 <megamanga> must b poor
42:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
42:00 <Saemon> wow. talk about generalising and judging a book by its cover. idiot. -.-
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but basically mega is right
42:00 <megamanga> there are now plovers by my window
42:00 <megamanga> id rather the bat
42:00 <Saemon> see a person in an old shit
42:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i had to work as a male escort to get through uni. tough job
42:00 <Maurice> I don't have an iphone or a fedora :(
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like ... they're not presented well ...
42:00 <megamanga> me neither
42:00 <Saemon> "ZOMG HIS POOR!!!"
42:00 <Maurice> He's
43:00 <megamanga> ooo yeah some cunt just dosed me
43:00 <Serenity> i wish you people werent so creepy
43:00 <Maurice> You fucking stupid dick nipple
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and in basically target clothes and might not of washed for a week
43:00 <megamanga> zuuututututut
43:00 <Serenity> id show you a pic of my son in a tux and his little wog nose. would look ganster as fuck with a fedora
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so, me ... minus the washed for a week
43:00 <megamanga> make sure its a real fdora
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know poor when you're poor
43:00 <Maurice> Just hold off giving him the gun
43:00 <Serenity> hahaha
43:00 <Serenity> tommy gun
43:00 <megamanga> cap gun
43:00 <Loof> do you hate the rich B1?
44:00 <megamanga> bang bang
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good on 'em
44:00 <Loof> good attitude :)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> long as they don't treat me any different
44:00 <Maurice> I had a smoke the other day and the taste reminded me of the cap gun smell
44:00 <Maurice> Was odd
44:00 <Bastardly_One> money means shit to me
44:00 <Excessive> I might have posted this b4 .......... I was 14 here .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1094821_4883423978072_1478117887_n.jpg
44:00 <Loof> wish money meant more to me, but all i want is weed and that grows on trees
45:00 <megamanga> is that an earring?
45:00 <megamanga> lolll
45:00 <Saemon> <Loof> is it common for parents to pay uni fees?
45:00 <Saemon> unless your like a millionaire
45:00 <Saemon> why the hell would u want too
45:00 <megamanga> maybe to help your kids
45:00 <Saemon> when heccs is available
45:00 <megamanga> you bitter old man
45:00 <Serenity> ...
45:00 <Loof> having a kid now i'm thinking more about money though
45:00 <Saemon> they can pay it back themselves
45:00 <Loof> sucks
45:00 <Excessive> no, no earring, jus a scan of an old photo
45:00 <Serenity> if i could help my kids future id do it in a second.
45:00 <Saemon> once they finished thier medical degree
45:00 <Saemon> and become a doctor or something
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no concept of anything this cunt
46:00 <Loof> before zac i couldn't care less about showing off
46:00 <Saemon> it gets automatically cut from thier wages
46:00 <antimaterialised> Bret Michaels welcomes them "Well, Look What the Cat Dragged In.."
46:00 <megamanga> please, more of the bad erotica
46:00 <Serenity> NO
46:00 <megamanga> lolllll
46:00 <antimaterialised> it has been requested
46:00 <antimaterialised> and so it shall be done
46:00 <megamanga> more star trek erotic fanfic
47:00 <megamanga> thx
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who does this remind you of right now?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/unfortunately_forever_alone_part_2_640_31.jpg
47:00 <antimaterialised> His brawny-dressed-in-drag-man, we call "Xena" (because he/she IS a warrior princess!) forces Bret to his knees and bends him over the bed.
47:00 <Loof> the more money you make though b1, the more of the planet your destroying imo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> i want answers :P
47:00 <Loof> by consuming resources
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who does tht pic remind you of right now?
47:00 <antimaterialised> "You've been a bad little Deville haven't you..." using a wooden paddle he gives him a Whap!
47:00 <megamanga> he sorta looks like you
47:00 <megamanga> except younger
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <antimaterialised> "Ugh. Leave C.C. out of this. You know I can't get it up if he's involved."
47:00 <megamanga> wait aspect is wrong
47:00 <megamanga> nm
47:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1471386_10151701995467331_13285052_n.jpg
48:00 <Serenity> pretty pussy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say Excessive or Loof but of course I mean Saemon
48:00 <antimaterialised> WHAP!
48:00 <megamanga> the pussy is in another image
48:00 <Saemon> ?
48:00 <antimaterialised> "Don't tell ME what to do, Bret Michaels!"
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I love burmese at the best of times
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but when blue ... they're sexier
49:00 <megamanga> isnt that the sound made when you hit a dick with a spoon?
49:00 <antimaterialised> "Yeah, give me something to believe in!"
49:00 <Serenity> hes beautiful
49:00 <Loof> i'm so sick of cats on the internet
49:00 <Serenity> his fur is almost reflective
49:00 <Serenity> its pretty
49:00 <Loof> but that's a cool cat
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he have the dark pads as well?
49:00 <antimaterialised> WHAP!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it sets them off I reckon
49:00 <Serenity> yeah that pic i posted before is his feet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> andt the nose
49:00 <antimaterialised> "You Want Action Tonight, Bret Michaels!?"
50:00 <Loof> b1 can u get acid?
50:00 <antimaterialised> Wanting a piece of this Unskinny Bopping action, the girl (who will only be known as "the girl") crawls onto the bed, placing herself with her back against the wall and her legs spread to reveal that she is not wearing panties under her skin tight skirt, giving Bret Michaels prime viewing of her dripping wet snatch. Bret Michaels starts feeling the need to give her his Rikki Rocket.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like BMWs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nice looking
50:00 <antimaterialised> "Oh yeah, I'm gonna make you Open Up and Say AHH!"
50:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1454709_10151667752877331_1236781842_n.jpg
50:00 <Serenity> this is his feet
50:00 <antimaterialised> WHAP!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ... the sad thing is I get antimaterialised's rant at the moment
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's making erotica out of poison songs
51:00 <antimaterialised> The girl, wanting Action Tonight, retorts,
51:00 <Excessive> this is me at kindergarten lol .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/10001415_10201106146730429_447858968_n.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... he does
51:00 <megamanga> this isnt your blog
51:00 <Saemon> is it true that cats gets jelous of babies?
51:00 <antimaterialised> "Oh yeah, give me some of your Native Tongue!"
51:00 <megamanga> show your mums tits
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sexy young man for sure Serenity
51:00 <Serenity> mega.
51:00 <Saemon> they say never leave a cat alone with a newborn
51:00 <Saemon> thats scary
51:00 <Serenity> you first bubs
51:00 <antimaterialised> WHAP!
51:00 <megamanga> i was talkin to Excessive ?
51:00 <Serenity> oh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this time he was
52:00 <Serenity> oooooo i love this pic
52:00 <megamanga> i dont want to see your mums tits, theyre probably hairier than mine :P
52:00 <antimaterialised> "Xena, you are dismissed...."
52:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1185697_10151568670742331_1971185769_n.jpg
52:00 <Saemon> are Serenity and Maurice milfs?
52:00 <megamanga> nope
52:00 <antimaterialised> WHAP!
52:00 <antimaterialised> im a milf
52:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a mate of mine
52:00 <antimaterialised> :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> love the dingo
52:00 <antimaterialised> "Dammit, knock it off, you Janet Reno lookin' mother fucker!"
52:00 <Saemon> megamanga
52:00 <Saemon> burn
52:00 <Saemon> lol
53:00 <Serenity> i dont know why i took a photo of this i just liked it
53:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1239928_10151563527942331_531413824_n.jpg
53:00 <antimaterialised> Always Xena's feared part of the evening, downtroddenly he/she leaves. Even if its A While now, He Can Still Feel So Much Pain. Like a Knife That Cuts You the Wound Heals, but That Scar....Oh, That Scar Remaaaaaaaiiins. *guitar solo*
53:00 <megamanga> where is the star trek erotic fanfic ?
53:00 <antimaterialised> coming up next
53:00 <Loof> depression setting in
53:00 <antimaterialised> Without Xena's prying eyes, Bret Michaels can get to work on the girl. He dives into her pearly pink ocean. And then, like promised, makes her Open and Say AHH.
53:00 <Loof> need weeed
53:00 <megamanga> LOLLL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I see why Serenity
53:00 <megamanga> gol dukat no thats where i poop from
53:00 <antimaterialised> Bret Michaels Drags the Cat atop his throbbing crotch monster and forces the girl down with each thrust he gives.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> even though it's not ... it can look like blood
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's rain though
54:00 <antimaterialised> megamanga: any particular characters you want starred?
54:00 <antimaterialised> Now....its him who's saying "AHHH"
54:00 <megamanga> data would be good or gal dukat
54:00 <megamanga> lollll
54:00 <antimaterialised> The sweet relief of pounding the pink.
54:00 <Saemon> `seen johninja
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or
54:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/941958_10151384448462331_82296637_n.jpg
54:00 <prowl> Saemon, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 1 day 5 hours 59 minutes ago (14.03. 20:55) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 29 minutes there.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Capt Wolf
54:00 <Loof> should i scrape the plastic grinder and probably end up smoking bits of plastic scrapings?
54:00 <Serenity> OH LAWD JEEZUZ ISSA FYRE
54:00 <Bastardly_One> who is getting his own fucking show did ya know
54:00 <Loof> fuck it i will this is agony
54:00 <megamanga> get the water nigga
54:00 <megamanga> GET THE WATER
54:00 <antimaterialised> The girl says "I I love it when we make love."
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't of show me that
55:00 <Saemon> `seen mayhem
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I love fire
55:00 <prowl> Saemon, Mayhem ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 week 3 hours 54 minutes ago (08.03. 23:01) stating "Quit: " after spending 19 minutes there.
55:00 <antimaterialised> Bret Michaels says, "I'm done. Instead of Makin' Love, You Should Make Your Separate Way."
55:00 <Bastardly_One> now I wanna burn something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/480733_10151323064527331_535749856_n.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> ok
55:00 <Serenity> im gonna stop
55:00 <Serenity> im being irritating now
55:00 <megamanga> burn your neighbors lawn
56:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think they have one
56:00 <megamanga> they can wake up to DIXX burnt into it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> actually both sides have been quiet for a while
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that though
56:00 <megamanga> mine havent
56:00 <megamanga> some cunt got thrown into my bin
56:00 <megamanga> its 10 degrees of fucked up
56:00 <Excessive> iPhone 6 to be called iPhone air ......... for it's thickness u'd want it to be amde of titanium or somethin ............ like u wouldn't wannah have it in ur back pocket and sit down somewhere and the thing snap into 2 bits ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1525035_10200792184681574_422965604_n.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
56:00 <Saemon> aight im gona go to bed
56:00 <Saemon> goodnight all
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I read what you said but what?
56:00 <megamanga> yeah, thrown
57:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be a story there yeah?
57:00 <megamanga> none thats worth telling, no dead cunts so its boring
57:00 <Saemon> i said, goodnight all
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
57:00 <antimaterialised> fuck off Saemon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
57:00 <megamanga> oh mr advice is going
57:00 <Loof> holy shit cant wait till they make androids that thin
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cherri_pie ya mole
57:00 <megamanga> bai life experience man
58:00 <Saemon> coz i can
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
58:00 <megamanga> why would you want a phone that thin
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they already are
58:00 <megamanga> i cant even tell my 5" phone is in my pocket
58:00 <Bonny> night all
58:00 <Saemon> goodnight Serenity
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that design is serious
58:00 <Saemon> goodnight Maurice
58:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/165021_10151168798417331_198784153_n.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it somewhere but fucked if I know where
58:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/312344_10151168787202331_298691403_n.jpg
59:00 <Saemon> well looks like im off too bed now
59:00 <Serenity> .
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the colour set on your camera
59:00 <antimaterialised> im goign to zline you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not too ... garish
59:00 <Maurice> Whos it talking to
59:00 <megamanga> zline him with an erotic quote
59:00 <Maurice> And why
00:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> him or wheels?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or both?
00:00 <Maurice> The dickbag that set off my highlight
00:00 <Saemon> oh i was just saying goodnight to you Maurice
00:00 <antimaterialised> you mean the scum sucking bottom feeder Saemon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... wheels
00:00 <Saemon> coz im gona go to bed
01:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't care
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and she wants to know why?
01:00 <Saemon> getting sleepy now ahaha
01:00 <antimaterialised> go to sleep permanently
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't even care when I do ... and I'm her online Dom
01:00 <Loof> warm clothes, coffee and cig might make weed withdrawels bareable brb
01:00 <Serenity> ok look i have to share. cause shes mine and the cutest baby ever and not a baby anymore os its ok
01:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/406775_10151101549277331_603834885_n.jpg
01:00 <antimaterialised> rest your neck on your nearest rail lines
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *ducks*
01:00 <antimaterialised> wait for the next train
01:00 <antimaterialised> close your eyes
01:00 <Saemon> im just being nice
01:00 <Saemon> eveyones always at eachothers throats in here
01:00 <Maurice> Naw Lil
01:00 <Bastardly_One> see watch this?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, get me a drink
02:00 <Bastardly_One> watch her dump it in my lap
02:00 <Maurice> Fuck off
02:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of a nice serve
02:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so, care factor of you going to bed would be zero
02:00 <Maurice> I had my husband getting me beers tonight, and in doing so he left his own drink behind twice
02:00 <Saemon> so what, its nice and polite to say goodnight to ppl
02:00 <antimaterialised> feel the vibration of the hundreds of tons of steel coming your way
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we might invest in some training for you Maurice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *pushes it*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <antimaterialised> feel safe in knowing it will all be over soon
03:00 <Saemon> are u her gimp?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you own him
03:00 <Saemon> bring out the gimp
03:00 <Saemon> pulp fiction
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just read that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I see what you mean about topping
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cute ... "cute"
03:00 <Maurice> Thats right
03:00 <antimaterialised> Saemon why are you still alive.
04:00 <Saemon> coz i fear death
04:00 <antimaterialised> Death is the ultimate release.
04:00 <antimaterialised> Why fear it.
04:00 <Serenity> 4 Maurice https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/304537_10150951153752331_1777710101_n.jpg
04:00 <antimaterialised> You should be embracing death.
04:00 <antimaterialised> Wanting it.
04:00 <Maurice> Oh my mcfuck
04:00 <antimaterialised> Waiting for it to release you from your life torment.
04:00 <Excessive> the first one says "the never ending ladder", second one "at least it has balustrade", third one "k dudes here comes the elevator" ................ https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1385675_10200286059788768_70983116_n.jpg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you too Serenity?
04:00 <Serenity> hmm?
04:00 <Maurice> I had my zombie high tops on tonight and dude from across the road goes to Cam 'sorry man, but her kicks own yours'
04:00 <Saemon> are you darth sideous?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Maurice's collection the other night
05:00 <Maurice> Fucking oath
05:00 <antimaterialised> No
05:00 <Maurice> No, you saw a 1/4 of it..
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well we got into talking yeah?
05:00 <Serenity> well duh
05:00 <Serenity> we encourage each other
05:00 <Maurice> Enablers
05:00 <Maurice> I went out to get hungry jacks twice in the last 3 weeks and came home with a whopper and a pair of shoes
05:00 <Maurice> Accident..
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/179905_10150900404107331_1578854338_n.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> my wedding shoes
06:00 <Serenity> iron fist of course
06:00 <Bastardly_One> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
06:00 <Maurice> I have an IF top on atm
07:00 <Maurice> I love those heels
07:00 <Excessive> megamanga ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1375040_10200227712890132_1862766123_n.jpg
07:00 <Senpai> yeahnj
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/unfortunately_forever_alone_part_2_640_high_38.jpg
09:00 <Excessive> gettin around in Bankstown ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1229849_4901660953985_786241088_n.jpg
09:00 <Senpai> you don't have to try and be the best when everyone is at the bottom of the barrel
09:00 <Serenity> barrel-o-monkeys
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
10:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
10:00 <Bastardly_One> enough ...
11:00 <Serenity> lol i like how no one told me to stop
11:00 <Serenity> ITS OK GUYS I WONT BAN YOU
11:00 <Senpai> Serenity shut the fuck up
11:00 <Senpai> you spammign cockbag
11:00 <Excessive> wat? wat'd I do?
11:00 <Serenity> bite my butt
12:00 <Senpai> im not afraid fo you
12:00 <Serenity> PH34R M3
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> your's haven't bored me yet
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when they do I'll say exactly the same
13:00 <Serenity> its ok im just about out
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll take no notice as usual
13:00 <Bastardly_One> My brain is about out I reckon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't done one bit of homework ... today is gonna suck
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
14:00 <Maurice> I'm so gonna sleep in until lunchtime tomorrow
14:00 <Excessive> Bankstown again .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1229844_4901660593976_778345111_n.jpg
14:00 <Maurice> I got up at 11 today to find the man and kids had been to golf and home again, then I went back to bed at 1
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm sleeping for sure ... hence today is gonna suck
15:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be a heap to do in one day but this bastard needs a decent sleep ... 'thas been a long week
15:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/l/t1.0-9/247458_10150184072357331_805920_n.jpg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> poofter cat m8!
16:00 <Maurice> Poofy pink
16:00 <Serenity> HES BEAUTIFUL
16:00 <Maurice> Hes a jerk! They all are, that's what makes em the best pet
17:00 <Excessive> at the back of this ............. trailer bus or watever u call em .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1174683_4900878814432_1077527216_n.jpg
17:00 <Maurice> I got cuddles from the cat across the road tonight
17:00 <Serenity> i like this
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/215757_10150147014352331_1101366_n.jpg
17:00 <Maurice> Lol he never changes
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/206718_10150147014517331_668765_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> here I was just thinking you two love your animals more than your children
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... well
18:00 <Bastardly_One> proved me wrong eh?
18:00 <Serenity> would you post pics of your kids in here?
18:00 <maybematerialised> i like this one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no fuckin' way
18:00 <maybematerialised> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1237158_10201442302194748_416512367_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya mean
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was just an amusing co-incidence in my mind
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old and tired
19:00 <Bastardly_One> leave me alone *sniffs*
20:00 <Excessive> 1 buck at vinnies ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/579610_4248689230100_859629607_n.jpg
20:00 <Maurice> I must admit I prefer animals to peopl..
20:00 <Maurice> People*
20:00 <maybematerialised> i prefer nothing to anything living
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... I don't have a good run with people
20:00 <Maurice> But I post my kids in another channel all the time, just not in here often
20:00 <maybematerialised> desolation
21:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice check this
21:00 <Serenity> hes asleep
21:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/156985_466435237330_4700789_n.jpg
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in this channel though I wouldn't Maurice
21:00 <Excessive> another 1 buck special .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/562328_4295506040491_411619095_n.jpg
21:00 <maybematerialised> i embrace death warmly
21:00 <Maurice> HAHA
21:00 <maybematerialised> and with a firm handshake
22:00 <Serenity> :o
22:00 <Excessive> one nite with the smoke machine .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/549435_4180638728880_599495827_n.jpg
22:00 <Maurice> Like this Serenity https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/188382_10150159506500844_4881553_n.jpg
22:00 <Maurice> The dog, the cat and him all sleep sitting
23:00 <Serenity> hahaha i want to punch him
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cats can't do it well though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they always tip over
23:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as fuck (to me)
23:00 <Serenity> LOL MAURICE
23:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/l/t1.0-9/59950_427827417330_4799675_n.jpg
24:00 <Maurice> Auds didn't, I have a pic of him sleep sitting
24:00 <Maurice> Rofl Serenity
24:00 <Maurice> Dem knees
24:00 <Serenity> hahaha
25:00 <Maurice> Lol his grin though
25:00 <Serenity> evry tym
25:00 <Maurice> Its like Kevs laugh on housos
25:00 <Maurice> Every time
25:00 <Excessive> picked up this Craig Lowndes autographed racing jacked for next to noffin at vinnies ......... looked some up on ebay ........ they were sellin similar for like 350 bux and up ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/564109_3254757222421_1216888708_n.jpg
26:00 <Loof> somebody kill me
26:00 <Maurice> Don't tease us
26:00 <Serenity> i love this
26:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/38268_405698432330_3176234_n.jpg
26:00 <Loof> i cant find a sing interesting person on the internet
26:00 <Loof> single
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I never
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you too cunt
26:00 <ethereal> you're the common demoninator Loof
26:00 <ethereal> work it out
27:00 <Maurice> Coz we're all taken
27:00 <Loof> just cat and food talk zzzzzz
27:00 <Maurice> Obv
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well pardon them for talking normal shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and enjoying it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the thing about chat
27:00 <Serenity> what are we supposed to talk about?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not all about ONE person
27:00 <Maurice> Well you are all fuck ups, you're meant to talk dim sum and mental illness
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about many
27:00 <Bastardly_One> like a pub
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oi!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I resemble that
28:00 <Loof> domestic bliss
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but exactly
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I get told I prattle on but it's the same shit ... it's making convo
28:00 <Loof> and every cunt on here's lives are exactly the same
28:00 <Excessive> this is when I made rose water ......... from rose petals and sugar ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/420804_2527596523858_1089320627_n.jpg
28:00 <Loof> work cats food sleep
29:00 <Loof> cars sport
29:00 <Loof> zzzzzz
29:00 <Maurice> You forgot to minus the work an add a nap
29:00 <Serenity> well you strike up convo loof
29:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I might come back with some tissues too
29:00 <Serenity> we're not here to keep you specifically entertained
29:00 <Loof> sorry
29:00 <Loof> ur right
29:00 <Saemon> aight im sleepy now
29:00 <Saemon> nite nite alll!!
30:00 <ethereal> fuck off
30:00 <Saemon> im sorry
30:00 <Saemon> excuse me?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always bored but chat is what you make of it
30:00 <ethereal> neck yourself
30:00 <Loof> but still ur all carbon copies of one another
30:00 <Serenity> im nipping this is the bud before it even starts
30:00 <Saemon> ethereal i know ppl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks ... we think the same of people like you
31:00 <Saemon> watch who u mouth off to.
31:00 <Serenity> loof dont start abusing people and being rude beacuse you're bored and have no weed
31:00 <Serenity> we're not your punching bags
31:00 <ethereal> Saemon: bring it on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be a nutter but I don't consider myself one
31:00 <Saemon> loof i reckon
31:00 <Loof> i'm not trying to upset you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you nutters are all the same
31:00 <ethereal> Saemon get your gang onto me
31:00 <Loof> b1 is interesting
31:00 <Serenity> no you're being rude for the sake of it
31:00 <ethereal> i welcome the challenge
31:00 <Saemon> why werent u abusing the bloke who tried to kidnap your son Loof?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not interesting
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm full of waffle
31:00 <Saemon> why are u only a tough guy on mirc Loof?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I have a diverse range of topics
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm a talker
32:00 <Loof> yeah but ur different
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I love people but hate them
32:00 <Loof> you have a story
32:00 <Saemon> ethereal i can get like
32:00 <ethereal> Saemon you gonna geta couple of hard hitting niggers to come around and bust a cap in my ass
32:00 <Saemon> 50 cunts to your place
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah different isn't always good though
32:00 <ethereal> do it
32:00 <ethereal> right on w
32:00 <Saemon> like right now
32:00 <ethereal> do it then
32:00 <ethereal> you worm
32:00 <Saemon> i all have to do it txt them
32:00 <Saemon> sure thing 
32:00 <Saemon> wats ya address cunt?
32:00 <ethereal> 75 Blackadder Creek Road
33:00 <ethereal> Midland WA 6056
33:00 <Scramble> you're all a bunch of pussy faggots
33:00 <Scramble> all of you
33:00 <ethereal> bring it on
33:00 <ethereal> you peice fo shit
33:00 <Scramble> especially saemon. whoever he is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always gonna be uniqu and always have ... that's why I get love/hate reactions
33:00 <Loof> now this is more like it :)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *unique
33:00 <Loof> agro
33:00 <Saemon> you're playing with fire ethereal
33:00 <Saemon> u get burned
33:00 <ethereal> Saemon I want you do do it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
33:00 <ethereal> dont you understand you dumb cunt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel is never happy
33:00 <Saemon> watever u pussy
33:00 <Loof> now i'm happy there's fighting
33:00 <Saemon> i did mma 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's bullshit
33:00 <Scramble> you're all a bunch of keyboard warrior faggots
33:00 <Scramble> just give up
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was actually enjoying the normality there
33:00 <ethereal> Saemon cool
33:00 <ethereal> lets fight
34:00 <Scramble> give up now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks ladies
34:00 <ethereal> i will snap your neck
34:00 <ethereal> before youeven get a right hook in
34:00 <Saemon> i used to train in muay thai cunt
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was refreshing
34:00 <Loof> never seen the point of smalltalk
34:00 <Loof> just bs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> small talk is getting to know people
34:00 <Serenity> i despise small talk
34:00 <Scramble> ethereal can't spell and he's a pussy faggot
34:00 <ethereal> ever seen a 150 kilo guy sit on someones chest while pulling the chin up and twisting?
34:00 <ethereal> you will die
34:00 <ethereal> instantly
34:00 <Scramble> just give up
34:00 <Excessive> I found one of these a while back ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/426171_2485416389381_718686222_n.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, depends on your view Serenity
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he means the convo basically the three of us were having
35:00 <ethereal> you sissy peice of shit simon
35:00 <Loof> if i'm not learning something useful from people i get bored
35:00 <ethereal> go back to dreaming of young girls feet
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say it was just chatting
35:00 <Loof> i learn a lot from you b1
35:00 <Scramble> saturday morning, you cunts should be asleep
35:00 <Serenity> i dont think it was small talk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not really small talk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
35:00 <Serenity> we were conversing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> was just normal shit
35:00 <Scramble> or at least coming down off something
35:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... normal
35:00 <Saemon> ur tough talk is kinda turning me on ethereal
35:00 <Scramble> instead, you're making internet threats
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not mental random ranting
35:00 <Saemon> i like bad boys
35:00 <Saemon> ;P
35:00 <Scramble> get a life losers
35:00 <Serenity> hes trying to cause a fight i know what hes doing
35:00 <Loof> normal is so boring
35:00 <ethereal> always knew yuo were queer
35:00 <Saemon> did u know im bi-curious?
35:00 <Serenity> i refuse to play
36:00 <Saemon> im not queer
36:00 <ethereal> you are
36:00 <Loof> if i'm upsetting anyone let me know
36:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously brb though
36:00 <ethereal> dont hide it
36:00 <Loof> and i'll stop
36:00 <Saemon> bi curious means i also still like females
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I need this piss
36:00 <ethereal> you're backing down now
36:00 <ethereal> because you're fullof shit
36:00 <Saemon> but am intrested in males as well
36:00 <ethereal> you arent tough and you have no mates
36:00 <ethereal> go kill yourself
36:00 <Scramble> #melbourne has turned into a very sad place
36:00 <ethereal> lay down on the railway tracks
36:00 <ethereal> and wait
36:00 <Serenity> no bi curious means you're wondering about the othr gender
36:00 <Scramble> used to be somewhere you could  have a conversation
36:00 <Serenity> if youre genuinely interested in both youre just bisexual
36:00 <Saemon> let me swallow your cum
36:00 <Saemon> ethereal
36:00 <Scramble> now it's just a bunch of bogans taking shit about each other
36:00 <Saemon> fresh warm
36:00 <Scramble> what happened?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Scramble, I was just saying that
37:00 <Saemon> smells like chlorine
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity and Maurice and I were conversing
37:00 <ethereal> Scramble I'm not a bogan, I don't own a single flanno shirt.
37:00 <Serenity> we were having a proper convo
37:00 <Bastardly_One> granted it wasn't deep shit
37:00 <Serenity> until it got ruined by sulking
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but it was conversation
37:00 <Serenity> because peopel dont know how to initiate conversation
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's right though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's missing on the whole in here
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
37:00 <Loof> yeah deeper, we need deeper convo than cats or food
37:00 <Maurice> I look away for 2 minutes, read the convo and confused instantly
37:00 <Serenity> it hardly ever happens beacuse of right now
37:00 <Serenity> people are talking and it gets ruined
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and look what happens 8/10 when I intiate convos
37:00 <Serenity> so why bother
37:00 <Scramble> I log on, it's you faggots threatening each other over the net
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I get told I'm waffling and boring
38:00 <ethereal> we need more erotica
38:00 <Scramble> about pointless shit probably
38:00 <Scramble> get a fucking life
38:00 <ethereal> im not threatning
38:00 <ethereal> i just want Saemon to die is all
38:00 <Serenity> Scramble youre no better
38:00 <Serenity> read yourself right no
38:00 <Scramble> I just logged on
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't give up though
38:00 <Serenity> now
38:00 <Scramble> I am better
38:00 <Scramble> I'm only calling what I see
38:00 <Maurice> I haven't threatened anyone on the net tonight
38:00 <ethereal> waiting for Saemon's crew to rock up to my place
38:00 <Serenity> maybe thats what everyone else is doing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I'm gonna find people that like conversing all the time
38:00 <Loof> threaten me maurice i deserve it
39:00 <ethereal> so I can go all oh daesu on their ass
39:00 <Bastardly_One> besides the obvious ones I talk to
39:00 <Maurice> Oh uhm
39:00 <Serenity> ive never threatened anyone over the internet
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now really brb
39:00 <Maurice> I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON RATSACK
39:00 <Serenity> when am i ever going to see any of you face to face
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Maurice> Thats not really threatening
39:00 <ethereal> actually while im here Maurice
39:00 <ethereal> im sorry for being a cunt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that was shit Maurice
39:00 <ethereal> just getting taht out of the way
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do it for real
39:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me hot
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going for a piss
39:00 <Maurice> Oh, righto then
39:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
39:00 <Maurice> Nah, can't be fucked, I have one eye at half mast
39:00 <Scramble> been out tonight
40:00 <Serenity> i found a cupcake
40:00 <Scramble> had a good night
40:00 <Serenity> my eyes are -_-
40:00 <Maurice> I hate you
40:00 <Serenity> not a real cupcake you clown
40:00 <Maurice> I should have taken pavlova when I left the neighbour
40:00 <Maurice> s
40:00 <Maurice> OH
40:00 <Loof> been out, had a good night, neither informative or entertaining
40:00 <Scramble> anyone else been out tonight and had a good night/
40:00 <ethereal> yeah Scramble
40:00 <ethereal> top night
40:00 <Maurice> Donuts and bakery shits
40:00 <Excessive> oh ............ that ............ drumstick
40:00 <Serenity> ive had a good night
40:00 <ethereal> went down to the pub and had a few drinks
40:00 <ethereal> a good meal
40:00 <Serenity> but im in beside i have children and im not a complete cockqit
40:00 <Serenity> cockwit
40:00 <ethereal> sat infront of the fire
40:00 <ethereal> was good shit
41:00 <Loof> so different and special, tell us all about it
41:00 <Serenity> because not beside
41:00 <Scramble> good to hear ethereal 
41:00 <Maurice> Apparently we had date night tonight, Cam said 'once we leave the house together it's date night'
41:00 <ethereal> was good to chill out
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <ethereal> hectic week at work
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is when you're married
41:00 <ethereal> caught up with some mates i havent seen in a while
41:00 <Maurice> We never dated before marriage
41:00 <Scramble> north melbourne has a nice pub scene
41:00 <Scramble> never been out that way before
42:00 <Serenity> its not marriage that does those things
42:00 <Serenity> its kids
42:00 <Loof> work talk, next you gonna talk about the footy ethereal?
42:00 <ethereal> fuck footy
42:00 <Serenity> you have no social life with children and rightly so
42:00 <ethereal> its for homos
42:00 <Excessive> no uz cant have mah date :P
42:00 <Loof> agreed
42:00 <Maurice> Everybody stop
42:00 <Maurice> Obviously Loof has an idea for a topic
42:00 <Maurice> Since he's anti every thing else
42:00 <ethereal> awww shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna brb again
42:00 <Bastardly_One> before I say something I don't know if I wish to
42:00 <Serenity> say it u fgt
42:00 <Maurice> I
42:00 <Serenity> SAY IT NOW
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *smiles at Loof*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Serenity> YOU GIANT FGT
42:00 <Maurice> m gonna go tell the dudes across to stfu
42:00 <Scramble> saw a cool band tonight
43:00 <Bastardly_One> alright I will
43:00 <Maurice> And it's mine whos the loudest
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
43:00 <Scramble> had a super cute chick playing bass
43:00 <Loof> a band, now that's internesting (no sarcasm)
43:00 <ethereal> cool
43:00 <Scramble> want to fuck.jpg
43:00 <Loof> much better
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ACTUNG Loof
43:00 <ethereal> thats something i like about pubs is the bands
43:00 <ethereal> get to hear new shit
43:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
43:00 <ethereal> and not the same crap over and over again
43:00 <Serenity> i havent been to the pug for like a year
43:00 <Serenity> i need to go
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just because you're bored and pissy and hanging for pot
43:00 <Maurice> Pug
43:00 <Serenity> pub..
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and hate your life
43:00 <Maurice> I went for lunch yesterday
43:00 <ethereal> you know whats great about this convo
44:00 <ethereal> its completely made up
44:00 <Scramble> town hall in north melbourne
44:00 <Serenity> last time i went to the pub was when we went to pink
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that gives you a reason to put everyone elses life down?
44:00 <ethereal> i havent been outside in 3 days
44:00 <Loof> i just find "normal" so boring b1
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so do I
44:00 <Q{{_Tri_n_Curious> the band got hot female lead singer?
44:00 <Scramble> wasn't too bad, except some of the staff are cunts
44:00 <Scramble> and the locals can vouch for that too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it works for them though ... they're happy
44:00 <Serenity> loof you finding normal boring isnt our problem
44:00 <Scramble> don't think i'll be going back
44:00 <Serenity> dont abuse us becuase theres something wrong with you
44:00 <Maurice> My eyes are making a schlick noise when I blink
44:00 <Serenity> go somewher else
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm agreeing here ... it's self hate
44:00 <Loof> i'm not trying to abuse though i promise
44:00 <ethereal> Maurice: good sign you should be unconscious
44:00 <Q{{_Tri_n_Curious> and got pretty voice like a tweeting bird?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> most of your rage is
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do need a drink so brb
44:00 <Loof> i'm just asking touchy questions i think
45:00 <Serenity> youre not asking any quesstions
45:00 <Maurice> I am still coherent, I don't need bed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no touchy questions at all
45:00 <Serenity> you're being prude and aggressive
45:00 <Serenity> rude*
45:00 <ethereal> you know frank sinatra?
45:00 <ethereal> he's dead
45:00 <Q{{_Tri_n_Curious> omg what u do? caressed her with ur typing?
45:00 <ethereal> you'll be famous it's so nice
45:00 <ethereal> suck my dick, kiss my ass
45:00 <Loof> saying i find "normal people" boring is aggressive, got it
45:00 <Maurice> Says the abnormal one
45:00 <Loof> i'll get weed
46:00 <Serenity> no its rude
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd accept a downer ... but a mood over no pot is stupid
46:00 <Serenity> dont cherry pick what im saying
46:00 <Bastardly_One> more to life than drugs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... for real
46:00 <Serenity> i like you loof and you know ive always got time for you
46:00 <Serenity> but i wont accept someone being rude for no reason
46:00 <Maurice> TIME OUT FOR YOU M8
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we both will look after you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if we think you need it
47:00 <Loof> it's a major problem for me
47:00 <Loof> boring convo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this is just lack of pot tantrum
47:00 <Loof> everywhere i go
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but you learn to pick what to read and hear
47:00 <Loof> sport etc
47:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think I miss posts in front of my face?
47:00 <Serenity> thats your problem though
47:00 <Serenity> not everyone elses
47:00 <Serenity> if you have something better to talk about
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've auto tuned them out until pointed out
47:00 <Serenity> then talk about it
48:00 <Excessive> ah .............. I'mnah roll a spliff
48:00 <Serenity> roll me one cunty
48:00 <Bastardly_One> see that bores me for instance
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm making a mix bitch
48:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that annoys me
48:00 <Excessive> I'll blow uz out farken
48:00 <Excessive> one sec
48:00 <Serenity> there are social cues in life you need to recognise and figure out whts appropriate and what isnt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stoners ... The Baron for instance drives me nuts
48:00 <Serenity> being an absolute prick to people because you are bored isnt how you do that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but take away that bit and he's awesome to talk to
49:00 <Loof> are most people boring though?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... I don't feel the need to address habits
49:00 <Loof> b1?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> have convos
49:00 <Serenity> unless its chri
49:00 <Serenity> s
49:00 <Serenity> everyone needs to point how hes a loser
49:00 <Loof> i find chris fascinating
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I left my drink behind
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... again
50:00 <Loof> i've made a dick of myself again tonight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you need something to interest you
51:00 <Loof> how long has it been since my last episode b1?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the same problem though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> everything bores me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so I do relate
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I like a chat
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... there ... n shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not sure ... Serenity might remember but I think ... Christmas Eve
52:00 <Loof> EVERY cat pic i see looks the same to me, why do people find them so interesting?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> then a eurphoric one over Christmas day
52:00 <Serenity> thats the thing loof
52:00 <Serenity> there are 50 other people here
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's sharing their furry children
52:00 <Serenity> and chat doesnt revolve around you
52:00 <Serenity> either make convo or talk somewhere else
52:00 <Loof> no i just wanted to know
52:00 <Loof> i'm asking
52:00 <Loof> nvm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was trying to say ... I accept I bore people
53:00 <Serenity> because my cats dont look like other cats to me. theyr special
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I try ...
53:00 <Loof> do i bore ppl?
53:00 <Serenity> just like your kid is specual to you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean I waffle IMO
53:00 <CannibalClown> SPECHUL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and look how many haters I have
53:00 <Serenity> shut you cunt flats m8
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I try
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the difference
54:00 <Bastardly_One> following?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> CannibalClown for instance thinks I write boring novels
54:00 <CannibalClown> the difference is
54:00 <Maurice> Lol I went across the road to tell them to shut up, ducked under the garage door and one of them pulled a karate move on me
54:00 <CannibalClown> boobs
54:00 <Maurice> Think I scared him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> of complete shit
54:00 <CannibalClown> no
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I try ... that's the point
54:00 <Serenity> i think you do too when you write 15 lines to yourself
54:00 <ethereal> lol Maurice
54:00 <CannibalClown> you write walls of complete crap
55:00 <ethereal> you may have startled a ninja
55:00 <Maurice> Then I got a torch to the eyes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely ... I've always been a waffler
55:00 <Serenity> bring me a cone then Maurice
55:00 <CannibalClown> mmm waffles
55:00 <Serenity> btich
55:00 <Loof> should be suicide booths i reakon for people like me and chris and other deprssed weirdos where we can just walk in, sign a paper and be put to sleep, why isn't this happening?
55:00 <ethereal> Loof: why do you need a booth
55:00 <ethereal> do it yourself
55:00 <Serenity> whta would suicide fix?
55:00 <Serenity> do you kill yourself?
55:00 <Loof> ethereal it's painful
55:00 <ethereal> no it's not
55:00 <ethereal> do what i said
55:00 <Loof> heurts like hell
55:00 <ethereal> find a railway line
55:00 <Serenity> so you can mess your son up so he can be you in 30 yers?
55:00 <ethereal> put your neck on the rails
55:00 <ethereal> make sure you wear all black
55:00 <ethereal> do it at night
55:00 <ethereal> instant death, no pain
55:00 <Loof> the head is still alive for 2 mins
56:00 <ethereal> so?
56:00 <ethereal> you're dead anyway
56:00 <Loof> no ur alive
56:00 <ethereal> why does it matter
56:00 <Loof> for 2 mins
56:00 <ethereal> no
56:00 <Serenity> you couldnt feel it
56:00 <ethereal> you are dead
56:00 <ethereal> once your neck is gone
56:00 <Maurice> You've never suicided, you can't say if it hurts or not
56:00 <Serenity> youre severed from your spine
56:00 <Loof> yes i've seen it on a doco
56:00 <ethereal> doesnt matter if you are conscious
56:00 <ethereal> you are already dead
56:00 <Maurice> You're not a fucking chicken
56:00 <ethereal> you cant re-attach your head
56:00 <ethereal> your death is guaranteed
56:00 <Loof> this guy told the guy to look at him 2 mins after decapitation and the head did
56:00 <Serenity> the brain is active
56:00 <Serenity> you can see
56:00 <Loof> i saw it on a doco
56:00 <Bastardly_One> bok bok!
56:00 <Serenity> but you fee;l nothing
57:00 <ethereal> people like you make me sick Loof
57:00 <ethereal> dont talk about it and just do it
57:00 <ethereal> or go get help
57:00 <Serenity> without a nervous system you cannot feel
57:00 <Loof> ethereal find me a painless way
57:00 <Loof> idiot
57:00 <ethereal> i just did
57:00 <Serenity> sleeping tablets
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sen
57:00 <Loof> thats not painless
57:00 <Serenity> you feel nothing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
57:00 <ethereal> it is painless
57:00 <ethereal> you're just a pussy cunt
57:00 <ethereal> who cant follow through
57:00 <Loof> tried sleeping tablets nearly worked
57:00 <CannibalClown> CO poisoning
57:00 <Maurice> You son would be so proud
57:00 <Maurice> Your*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this is where I step in ... he's having a downer ... he has schitophrenia
57:00 <Serenity> Death is painless. Its the journey that hurts. -Serenity from irc 2014
58:00 <Maurice> Lol
58:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
58:00 <ethereal> haha
58:00 <ethereal> emo but true sezz
58:00 <Loof> ethereal dying hurts fool
58:00 <Loof> idiots
58:00 <CannibalClown> i just ...
58:00 <ethereal> Loof no it doenst
58:00 <CannibalClown> what
58:00 <ethereal> either you are 12
58:00 <ethereal> or stupid
58:00 <Maurice> Killed instantly in a car crash.. no pain
58:00 <Loof> lol dying doesn't hurt
58:00 <ethereal> death is painless
58:00 <ethereal> death is eternal
58:00 <Loof> bullshit
58:00 <ethereal> its not like you go
58:00 <Loof> you seen someone die?
58:00 <ethereal> oh shit dying hurts
58:00 <ethereal> better stop it
58:00 <ethereal> yes I have
58:00 <ethereal> actually
59:00 <Serenity> yes. i have
59:00 <CannibalClown> i have loof
59:00 <ethereal> if you want to die
59:00 <ethereal> then do it
59:00 <CannibalClown> its not cool
59:00 <Loof> how?
59:00 <ethereal> dont sit there bitching about it being hard or taht it hurts
59:00 <Loof> dying doesn't hurt?
59:00 <Loof> l;ol
59:00 <Loof> what bullshit
59:00 <Loof> now i've heard it all
59:00 <ethereal> life is much harder
59:00 <ethereal> and hurts much more
59:00 <Loof> then why bother?
59:00 <Maurice> Oh great, drunkie mcgee is cooking scallops
59:00 <Maurice> Stinks
00:00 <Serenity> yummmm
00:00 <Serenity> im coming to bone yuor husband
00:00 <Maurice> LOL ok
00:00 <Serenity> and eat scallops
00:00 <CannibalClown> scallops or circular bits of stingray
00:00 <Serenity> i came to bone husbands and eat scallops
00:00 <Serenity> and im all out of scallops
00:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
00:00 <CannibalClown> thanks duke nukem
00:00 <Loof> i thought about heroin od, that's supposed to be painless
00:00 <Loof> but pieter abused me when i asked him to score it
00:00 <ethereal> you've not thought about shit
00:00 <ethereal> you're a talker my friend
00:00 <ethereal> not a doer
00:00 <Maurice> They smell so terrible
01:00 <CannibalClown> tell him
01:00 <CannibalClown> its stingray
01:00 <Loof> ethereal i nearly died after swallowing two packs of lithium
01:00 <ethereal> no you didnt
01:00 <Maurice> I'll tell him to go to fucking bed
01:00 <Loof> ok
01:00 <ethereal> you got your stomach pumped and an IV
01:00 <ethereal> you didnt nearly die
01:00 <CannibalClown> Loof go to bed mate
01:00 <Serenity> i got alcohol poising once
01:00 <Maurice> After I startled them, the other two dudes disbanded coz their wives will tell them off tomorrow for staying up so late..
01:00 <ethereal> if you're serious about death
01:00 <Serenity> i think i nearly died
01:00 <CannibalClown> irc wont help
01:00 <ethereal> go somewhere where nobody can stop you
01:00 <Serenity> but it wasnt painful
01:00 <ethereal> and do the same thing
01:00 <Serenity> it was peaceful and all i wanted was to rest
02:00 <ethereal> but you won't because you're not serious
02:00 <Maurice> Drowning would hurt
02:00 <Serenity> drowning is meant to be one of the most peaceful ways to go
02:00 <Maurice> I saw that James Bond movie
02:00 <Maurice> I'm thinking more your lungs
02:00 <Loof> drowning would suck
02:00 <CannibalClown> it would
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm going to choke to death ... something to look forward to
02:00 <CannibalClown> fuck that
03:00 <Maurice> We're up all night to get luckyyyy
03:00 <ethereal> dying due to autoasphyxiation would be ok
03:00 <ethereal> as long as you dont panic
03:00 <Maurice> And I better fucking get lucky
03:00 <ethereal> autoerotic*
03:00 <CannibalClown> i was lucky this morning
03:00 <Loof> i wrapped a plastic bag around my head and ran a hose into it from the oven but it was hell of a way to go
03:00 <CannibalClown> YEEEEAAAHHHHH
03:00 <CannibalClown> well
03:00 <Loof> it can say that way hurt
03:00 <CannibalClown> i got to munch
03:00 <CannibalClown> i was happy
03:00 <ethereal> although autoasphyxiation works too, you're in control
03:00 <Maurice> I was lucky this morning too, I woke up to an empty bed and a quiet house
03:00 <Excessive> oh wow ........... I found a vid of Doodle ................ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=590892527633282
04:00 <Loof> dying from heroin od is actually meant to feel good
04:00 <Loof> get me some of tht shit
04:00 <CannibalClown> where did that come from Excessive Doodles not even here
04:00 <ethereal> Excessive loves Doodle
04:00 <ethereal> and wants to marry him
04:00 <ethereal> and/or suck his dick
04:00 <ethereal> clearly
04:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
05:00 <Loof> oh i see now ethereal is just trying to upset people
05:00 <Maurice> I don't want to marry Doodle, but I'd give him a whirl
05:00 <ethereal> no
05:00 <Excessive> jus typin for the sake of typin ethereal?
05:00 <ethereal> only fuckwits who try and romanticise suicide
05:00 <ethereal> and Excessive well because he's talking about Doodle
05:00 <ethereal> and I'd suck Doodle's doodle
05:00 <CannibalClown> notice i got ignored
05:00 <CannibalClown> love it
05:00 <Maurice> (02:05:03) (Loof): oh i see now ethereal is just trying to upset people
06:00 <ethereal> i didn't ignore you :D
06:00 <Loof> i wasn't trying to upset anyone though
06:00 <CannibalClown> funny as it may seem Loof
06:00 <CannibalClown> someo of us to feel things
06:00 <Loof> but i did i know
06:00 <Loof> sorry
06:00 <Excessive> oh no ............. I was refering to Doodle's likin of cars CannibalClown
06:00 <CannibalClown> and some of us have had first hand experience with suicide
07:00 <CannibalClown> oh well i didnt click it so my bad Excessive
07:00 <Loof> so is everyone really as unhappy as me but just pretending to be happy?
07:00 <Loof> philosphy
07:00 <CannibalClown> Loof, i myself have been there tried that
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is making you unhappy Loof?
07:00 <CannibalClown> and im still here
07:00 <Excessive> Loof, like I said, come and knock on the door
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the pot actually Loof
08:00 <CannibalClown> ^
08:00 <Loof> tried qutting for years
08:00 <Bastardly_One> look after yourself a bit better and you'll feel heaps better
08:00 <Serenity> you know what i found in my life style overhual
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I should practice what I preach but you actually almost live for it
09:00 <Loof> what else is there in life but weed?
09:00 <Serenity> you diet accounts for 90% of your mental health
09:00 <Serenity> thats my own stats of course
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know when too much is too much
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yeah ... not 90
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but a good portion
09:00 <Serenity> og MY mental health
09:00 <Serenity> im not mentally ill though so
09:00 <Serenity> io guess what changes it
09:00 <Loof> i think it's what happens to you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be heaps better if I ate
09:00 <Serenity> my skin cleared i felt better more energy and lost weight
09:00 <Serenity> win win
10:00 <CannibalClown> this has got to be
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's one of the first things he'd of been told and ignored
10:00 <Bastardly_One> i've been told it a billion times
10:00 <CannibalClown> one of the few seldom times irc is actually trying to help
10:00 <Serenity> as i said
10:00 <Serenity> i like loof
10:00 <Loof> b1 it's what happened to me, not the weed that's causing it
10:00 <CannibalClown> as opposed to fucking hanging shit on each other
10:00 <Serenity> have a lot of time for him
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but the pot is a big issue for you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ditto Serenity ... it's why he loves us
11:00 <Loof> weed was the first happiness i ever knew
11:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone needs someone ... *shrugs*
11:00 <CannibalClown> yo might not think it Loof but i bet you it is
11:00 <Bastardly_One> with your condition
11:00 <Loof> first came the depression, to treat it i turned to weed
11:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive use promotes it
11:00 <Loof> not weed then depression
11:00 <CannibalClown> bad choice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> look, she's not here so I can say it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, the last time she tried pot
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sent her to hosptial for a mth
12:00 <CannibalClown> 1st you need to assess the effect the people around you have on you
12:00 <CannibalClown> its a major factor
12:00 <Bastardly_One> people with your condition really shouldn't go that near it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like in excess
12:00 <Loof> what else should i strive for beside more weed? money?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I say the same to Excessive
12:00 <CannibalClown> what do you like Loof
12:00 <Loof> weed
12:00 <CannibalClown> no
12:00 <CannibalClown> hobby?
12:00 <Loof> i dont like anything but weed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive knows control though IMO
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
13:00 <Serenity> i like weed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you like gaming
13:00 <Serenity> not even gonna lie
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's something
13:00 <Serenity> but i dont allow it to affect my day to day world
13:00 <Loof> gaming straightens me up
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you like making websites
13:00 <Loof> yeah i like coding
13:00 <CannibalClown> ah well
13:00 <CannibalClown> build on that
13:00 <CannibalClown> find a challenge
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll use a personal example which apparently pisses people off when I do but anyway
14:00 <CannibalClown> i find PCB design stimulating and its helped me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> after plodding along I think multi media is the direction I really want to go
14:00 <Serenity> think of your son
14:00 <Bastardly_One> when "I grow up"
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm enjoying challenging myself with complicated PS stuff
15:00 <CannibalClown> and here i am, drunk, on a sat night, on irc, and designing a driver for a 50W LED torch
15:00 <CannibalClown> and i feel great
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and flash and whatnot
15:00 <Excessive> if u look at life and an arcade game for example .......... u have x many lives at the begining and u run through collectin prizes etc and usually fight some bad guys/monster at some point ......... kindah similar in life if u're lookin at it as a "meaning" in a way .......... u progress through life and u do some gd for urself and sometimes u gottah struggle through some shit ........ like an illness or some kind of unwelcome stuff if u like ..
15:00 <Serenity> UR A LOOSER M8
15:00 <CannibalClown> SUK MAH DIK SERENITY
15:00 <Loof> but as people with money can i ask you
15:00 <Loof> does it make you happy?
15:00 <CannibalClown> heh money
15:00 <CannibalClown> no
15:00 <Serenity> go suk sum diks cannibalcumdrinker
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no money at all
15:00 <Loof> see i worked that out too early
16:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you think I'm happy you're mistaken
16:00 <CannibalClown> loof money wont make you happy
16:00 <CannibalClown> ever
16:00 <Serenity> we're not rich at all
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the easiest way to put it Loof is this
16:00 <CannibalClown> its the people around you
16:00 <Serenity> we work hard for what we have
16:00 <Bastardly_One> make the best out of what you have
16:00 <CannibalClown> ^
16:00 <Bastardly_One> My life is shit ... I try to make the best of it though
17:00 <simba>  if u look at life and an arcade game for example .......... u have x many lives at the begining and u run through collectin prizes etc and usually fight some bad guys/monster at some point ......... kindah similar in life if u're lookin at it as a "meaning" in a way .......... u progress through life and u do some gd for urself and sometimes u gottah struggle through some shit ........ 
17:00 <simba> like an illness or some kind of unwelcome stuff if u like ..
17:00 <CannibalClown> if you like coding a lot
17:00 <Serenity> my life was a total fuck up and ive gone through nothing but hell to get where i am now
17:00 <CannibalClown> go to freelancer.com and find a quick project
17:00 <CannibalClown> make some $$
17:00 <Loof> i have 3 projects and full time  uni atm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him that hours ago
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this coming on hours ago
17:00 <Loof> 2 failed
17:00 <CannibalClown> not big projects
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like little scripts
17:00 <CannibalClown> i find smaller ones more benificial
18:00 <Bastardly_One> like the FB one I told ya about
18:00 <CannibalClown> big ones are stressful
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that was for like 10,000 emails
18:00 <Bastardly_One> small and easy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and easy = more fun
18:00 <Bastardly_One> as CannibalClown just said
18:00 <CannibalClown> well
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not exactly more fun
18:00 <Loof> i did two websites in php only for them to tell me 6 months later they want them redone in wordpress, i turned to weed to deal as usual
18:00 <CannibalClown> quicker results will make it more appealing
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but less taxing
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah more appealing
18:00 <CannibalClown> eww wordpress
18:00 <Loof> yeah acheiving shit
18:00 <Loof> i c
19:00 <CannibalClown> i wish that would die
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it but that's me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's never gonna die it seems
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like pain
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what can I say
19:00 <Loof> not how much money you make, it's your own personal satisfaction
19:00 <Loof> starting to get it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what we're getting at
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hooray
19:00 <CannibalClown> im a php coder but im n ot keen on wordpress' look
20:00 <Bastardly_One> now we're getting somewhere
20:00 <CannibalClown> exactly Longie
20:00 <CannibalClown> Loof*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about personal enjoyment and satisfaction
20:00 <Serenity> i legit looked for longie rofl
20:00 <CannibalClown> go away Longie youre making my tabbing hard
20:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> im glad im out of PHP
20:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> worst language ever :D
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it fucking sucks
20:00 <CannibalClown> php is great but im moving into java territory soon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno I like pain
20:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> im going into RoR
20:00 <CannibalClown> all my languages are self taught
20:00 <CannibalClown> and i know a few
20:00 <Loof> what is ruby on rails?
21:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> pretty much the same here
21:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> rails is just a framework for the ruby language
21:00 <CannibalClown> ruby seems good but i havnt done any
21:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> the syntax is quite crazy
21:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> it kinda reminds me of Python
21:00 <CannibalClown> yeh kinda like .ET
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dejavu CannibalClown ... we kind of started him in this convo hours ago
21:00 <CannibalClown> .NET
21:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
21:00 <CannibalClown> ikr
22:00 <Bastardly_One> pass @ .NET
22:00 <CannibalClown> i have to use it at work tho
22:00 <CannibalClown> within labview
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
22:00 <CannibalClown> dont even
22:00 <CannibalClown> nup
22:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> are you an electronic engineer?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> x2
22:00 <CannibalClown> yes
22:00 <CannibalClown> i am
22:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> ive used labview before
22:00 <CannibalClown> hardware/firmware/software
22:00 <CannibalClown> i do it all
22:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i think a lot of electronic engineers are moving towards Python now
22:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> nice
22:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> like stuff they used to do matlab in...now done in Python
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i despised matlab back then
23:00 <CannibalClown> i havnt used matlab tho
23:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to 4hrs ago
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <CannibalClown> oh its xm lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
23:00 <CannibalClown> had to crosslink to see
23:00 <CannibalClown> im fucking wasted
23:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> surely you werent talking about matlab 4 hours ago?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
24:00 <CannibalClown> ive still got to finish the DC-DC convertoer section f this LED driver
24:00 <Bastardly_One> coding and languages CannibalClown and I sort of were
24:00 <CannibalClown> coding in general
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then the ladies took over
24:00 <Bastardly_One> think you were here
24:00 <CannibalClown> its ok
24:00 <CannibalClown> i like it when the lady takes over
24:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i ignore most of the text here though
24:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> the signal to noise ratio is just terrible
24:00 <Loof> god i hope i didn't upset maurice and serenity too much :( do you think they'll be fine?
24:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> :D
25:00 <Loof> :( 
25:00 <Loof> :(
25:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> dont think they'd care Loof 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah I don't even see half the posts directed at myself
25:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> they've been here for years
25:00 <Loof> cool
25:00 <Bastardly_One> unless really pointed out
25:00 <Loof> :)
25:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> and tolerate idiots like Panda
25:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> and Pieter
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas would be ok if he just could calm the fuck down
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and not try so hard
26:00 <Loof> he's not dumb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like sit still cunt
26:00 <Serenity> when have i ever got upset about anything on here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> mentally he's all over the shop
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's not dumb ... he is stupid though
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh ... not my place to say that
27:00 <Serenity> josh isnt dumb at all
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no way in the slighest
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just ... stupid ... doesn't use the obvious brain he has
27:00 <Bastardly_One> then again I can talk
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and once again, not my place to say that IMO
28:00 <Loof> i think he has massive potential
28:00 <Serenity> http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html
28:00 <Serenity> read it
28:00 <Serenity> first time ive been creep out by absolutely nothing
28:00 <Serenity> and terrible writting
28:00 <Serenity> its long
28:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> panda isnt bright, but he isnt a retard either. his main problem is not quite understanding that others can see through his bs
28:00 <Loof> pieter is pure stupid
28:00 <CannibalClown> ^
29:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> pieter still has great entertainment value
29:00 <Serenity> pieter has potential too
29:00 <Serenity> the driugs just fuck that up
29:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> like last night i was getting him to go on about his weapon of mass destruction: his acidic pee
29:00 <CannibalClown> ive been here so long nothing surprises me
29:00 <Serenity> ur part of the furniture
29:00 <Serenity> FRAEK
29:00 <Loof> i still have the mentality i did when i started weed
29:00 <Loof> 18 years old forever
30:00 <Loof> using it to deal with problems for 20 years
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Pieter winds you lot up
30:00 <Serenity> i smoked my first bong at 13 -.-
30:00 <Serenity> i also smoked by first pole at 13
30:00 <Serenity> -.-
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I just pipe in here and there telling him to fuck up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and for a sec he usuually does
30:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> im not sure if he actually pisses many people off that much
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been the same act since day one
30:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i reckon beehh does that more
30:00 <Serenity> i dont think he pisses anyone off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he tries though
30:00 <Serenity> its not an act though if you lsiten to his brother
30:00 <Serenity> its all real
30:00 <CannibalClown> its just irritating like a blowfly when he talks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his aim/schtick
31:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> yes, ive seen the youtube video of the jailbreak
31:00 <CannibalClown> used to be a fucking pineapple
31:00 <Serenity> used to be a fucken pineapple
31:00 <Serenity> .
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's even more of a worry Serenity
31:00 <CannibalClown> wot
31:00 <CannibalClown> thats fucked
31:00 <CannibalClown> gtfo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've alway thought it was a routine
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <Serenity> its real.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of a guard for want of a better word
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking scary
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like for real
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter
32:00 <CannibalClown> yeh i wouldnt even feel bad if he died
32:00 <Bastardly_One> dead soon then
32:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> his facebook photos + comments
32:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> you can tell a lot from those
32:00 <Serenity> yeah
32:00 <Serenity> its exactly the same
32:00 <Loof> was it meth or heroin that did it?
32:00 <CannibalClown> everything
32:00 <Loof> they're both fucked
32:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> from the very first photo i saw of panda i could tell he was a raging bastard
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> and with piet
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> you look at the recent one of him flexing muscles
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> and his face was like
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> fuck yeah...
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd actually feel a bit of sadness if chris topped himself ... all that cunt has to do is get straight
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> what he sees in the mirror
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I reckon there'd be a complete turn around
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> is clearly not what anyone else would see
33:00 <Serenity> someone i told to hang themselves on irc actually did not long ago
33:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i doubt if chris would
33:00 <Serenity> #dontevencare
33:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
34:00 <Loof> the japanese used to see suicide as honorable
34:00 <CannibalClown> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not exactly
34:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> if they were going to suicide (and that's a big if) it'd be when their supply of drugs run out
34:00 <CannibalClown> suicide was for dishonouring your family
34:00 <Loof> to regain honor?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even in martial arts is the shit way out
34:00 <CannibalClown> it was a punishment
34:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> East Asia is a bit different to the west
34:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> like if you're accused of corruption
34:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> and no one believes you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep ... or if you knew you were going to lose a fight
35:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> the 'only' way to prove it is through suicide
35:00 <Bastardly_One> which in turn is cowardly
35:00 <CannibalClown> yeh
35:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Drawing-cocks-on-the-local-paper/451647058267402
35:00 <CannibalClown> but its viewed differently there
35:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> that's why that South Korean former leader topped himself a few years back
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gold Serenity
35:00 <CannibalClown> possibly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> know that group well
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there's also a herald sun local one
35:00 <CannibalClown> ^
36:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1911861_567118056720301_117178151_n.jpg
36:00 <Serenity> LOL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the effort of some of them
36:00 <Bastardly_One> is really good
37:00 <CannibalClown> im almost at the "piss on the lawn" stage of the night
37:00 <Loof> make sure its the neighbours
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be at a stage to do that?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought all guys at least bypassed the toilet at some stage
37:00 <CannibalClown> its the stage where you either piss on the lawn standing or sit to pee
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and went outside
37:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> i piss in a bucket and the urine gets pumped to my CPU cooler
38:00 <CannibalClown> o.o
38:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> OK too far
38:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> :?
38:00 <CannibalClown> yeah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ok Saemon
38:00 <CannibalClown> the line was back there
38:00 <CannibalClown> what he said
38:00 <CannibalClown> jkl spec
38:00 <Loof> simple Saemon
38:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
38:00 <Serenity> so im the only one faping oabout that then?
38:00 <CannibalClown> LOLOLOL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that page?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's old to me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but gold
39:00 <Serenity> NO"
39:00 <Serenity> \
39:00 <CannibalClown> the cpu cooling piss
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are
39:00 <CannibalClown> oh so my latest project
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon would be
40:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/47402_451654268266681_1233301661_n.jpg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's gone to bed
40:00 <CannibalClown> environmental chamber for testing heat stress
40:00 <Bastardly_One> now that one is effort
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 10/10
40:00 <Loof> what's that CannibalClown ?
40:00 <Loof> do?
40:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> this is what i get from Seamon: 1) piss references 2) making references to old news events and making dry and obvious statements regarding them
40:00 <Loof> for testing heat stress of what?
40:00 <CannibalClown> we put our products on test inside a fridge then raise it to 60deg then down to -10deg
41:00 <CannibalClown> over n over
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think he's socially awkward
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and honestly lives at home and hasn't lived any kind of a life yet
41:00 <Loof> is it fun?
41:00 <CannibalClown> but the peltier devices arent strong enough to do it
41:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> you must love those electronics specs and charts PDFs CannibalClown 
41:00 <CannibalClown> so ive gotta find another way
41:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> ive probably forgotten what most of those things mean by now
42:00 <CannibalClown> ive been doing electronics for over 25yrs
42:00 <Loof> i've been doing weed :(
42:00 <CannibalClown> well itd be 25 years now
42:00 <Serenity> yeah you old fuck
42:00 <CannibalClown> ey ey
42:00 <CannibalClown> you married this old fuck
42:00 <Serenity> OLD
42:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> ive been too lazy to apply thermal paste to my CPU. it's been hovering around 85C for weeks
43:00 <Serenity> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
43:00 <Serenity> ><<>><<><<>>>><<><<>
43:00 <Serenity> ><<<<<<><<>>>><<><<>
43:00 <Serenity> ><<>><<><<<<<<<<><<>
43:00 <Serenity> >><<<<>><<<<<><<<<>>
43:00 <LOST_IN_SPACE____LOW_ORBIT_LOL> but it's an old box and getting replaced soon anyway
43:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1>>>>0,0>>>>1,1>>
43:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0>>1,1<<0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1>>>>0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1>
43:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1>0,0<<1,1<<<<0,0<<1,1>0,0<<1,1>
43:00 <Serenity> 1,1<0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<<<<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<
43:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0<<<<<1,1>0,0>>>>1,1>>
44:00 <Serenity> whatever chanop you skank
44:00 <CannibalClown> ChanOP loves NickOPs dick
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ChanOP ... she's been nothing but a useless whore since day one
45:00 <ChanOP> You suck my cunt flaps you cunting cunt 
45:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
45:00 <CannibalClown> well
45:00 <Bastardly_One> talk to the hand ChanOP
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I kicked you to the curb
45:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the Ddos'ed days
45:00 <ChanOP> 1993 called it wants its insult back 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sluttydrop wooed me ... jelly much?
46:00 <CannibalClown> wait
46:00 <Bastardly_One> always have been jealous of witty eggdrops
46:00 <CannibalClown> its almost 3am
46:00 <CannibalClown> when the fuck did this happen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like nearly 3 hrs ago
47:00 <Bastardly_One> which in turn makes me go
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? nearly 6am?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hungry again though and not sure I'll sleep until I eat again
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that sucks so bad not liking food
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1947402_10151946637486244_1194761496_n.jpg
57:00 <Serenity> im going to be
57:00 <Serenity> d
57:00 <Serenity> night
58:00 <Loof> night
03:00 <Bastardly_One> night
03:00 <Loof> she's so awesome
04:00 <Loof> everyones been so patient with me tonight
04:00 <Loof> and i've learned heaps :)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she can have her moments
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I hit my wall about 15 mins ago though
07:00 <Loof> what about ur assignmetn?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so any moment now I'm crashing ... then an exciting day of Office homework
07:00 <Bastardly_One> woot! ... not
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, no point trying to push focus
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just have to knuckle down this afternoon
07:00 <Loof> i see you're a fellow "leave everything to the last minute" club member
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't the plan
08:00 <Bastardly_One> i had focus earlier ... after dinner
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it just got lost and won't return
08:00 <Loof> sleep man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I intend to in a min
14:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10007391_10201107044352869_169915058_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep time
23:00 <Lumeah> Serenity isn't the only one that would like dick pictures lol :P 
23:00 <Rak> hahaha good morning
23:00 <Lumeah> Serenity isn't the only one that would like dick pictures lol :P 
23:00 <Rak> hahaha good morning
24:00 <Lumeah> Good Morning! :)
24:00 <Lumeah> Good Morning! :)
27:00 <Rak> you seem very energetic
27:00 <Rak> coffee high?
27:00 <Rak> you seem very energetic
27:00 <Rak> coffee high?
28:00 <[Maverick]> lol
28:00 <[Maverick]> lol
31:00 <Lumeah> lol nah just thought i would add some interst!
31:00 <Lumeah> lol nah just thought i would add some interst!
33:00 <Lumeah> if i wanted coffee real coffee i would have to go out and get it. 
33:00 <Lumeah> if i wanted coffee real coffee i would have to go out and get it. 
40:00 <Rak> the closest i come to instant coffee is the nespresso machine at work
40:00 <Rak> i named her vanessa :)
40:00 <Rak> the closest i come to instant coffee is the nespresso machine at work
40:00 <Rak> i named her vanessa :)
41:00 <Lumeah> lol you named it
41:00 <shadsam> <shadsam> BlackDevil LUVS THE COCK IMO XD XD XD
41:00 <shadsam> <shadsam> LOL
41:00 <Lumeah> morning shadsy
41:00 <Rak> and gave her a Most Team Spirit award :P
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <Lumeah> well done vanessa!
41:00 <shadsam> MORNING SEXY
41:00 <Lumeah> Morning :) 
41:00 <Lumeah> lol you named it
41:00 <shadsam> <shadsam> BlackDevil LUVS THE COCK IMO XD XD XD
41:00 <shadsam> <shadsam> LOL
41:00 <Lumeah> morning shadsy
41:00 <Rak> and gave her a Most Team Spirit award :P
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <Lumeah> well done vanessa!
41:00 <shadsam> MORNING SEXY
41:00 <Lumeah> Morning :) 
42:00 <Lumeah> i got tired way to early was a disapointment lol
42:00 <Lumeah> i got tired way to early was a disapointment lol
48:00 <Q{{_Tri_n_Curious> back
49:00 <Q{{_Tri_n_Curious> i be doing free classes on advanced mind melting technique 1
39:00 <shadsam>  morning
40:00 <Q{{_Man_4_man> hai shadsam 
40:00 <Q{{_Man_4_man> :D
41:00 <shadsam> hi there
41:00 <Q{{_Man_4_man> how u doing handsome
41:00 <Q{{_Man_4_man> anything interesting going on?
41:00 <shadsam> nah
41:00 <Q{{_Man_4_man> too bad then
01:00 <shadsam> ...
07:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil loves a cock
10:00 <shadsam> a
16:00 <gremlinz> black cawks
26:00 <shadsam> aaa
27:00 <shadsam> ust had eggs on toast
27:00 <shadsam> xd
35:00 <shadsam> rage quit
35:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
35:00 <prowl> shadsam, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
36:00 <Dennis_B> Morning All
36:00 <shadsam> morning
37:00 <Dennis_B> How are we ShadowLurker
37:00 <Dennis_B> shadsam even :)
37:00 <shadsam> not bad
38:00 <Dennis_B> Ok...
38:00 <shadsam> k
05:00 <Lumeah> lol @ q name 
06:00 <Dennis_B> Nic e:)
08:00 <Lumeah> hi Defunct
08:00 <Lumeah> hi Dennis_B
09:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> who here already got a big yatch?
12:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> ur not qualified Lumeah 
12:00 <Lumeah> i laughed at you nick , hun,, i was'n't asking for anything.
12:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> ok then
13:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u also dissing me too?
13:00 <Lumeah> no
13:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> ok
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> young lad like me must do what i must
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> yeh u better not start something Lumeah 
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <-- not a fighting lad
15:00 <Lumeah> Morning loof
15:00 <Loof> hey :)
15:00 <Lumeah> hey
15:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u got a rich daddy, loff
15:00 <Loof> ew ew ew Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch 
15:00 <Loof> but i forgive you
15:00 <shadsam> w00p woop
16:00 <Lumeah> hi shads 
16:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> Lumeah, if u know of any cougars with rich daddy
16:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> pls advertise me 
16:00 <shadsam> how much rent do u guys pay a week
16:00 <Loof> 12.50
16:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> im generous with my commisions
16:00 <Loof> 50 a month
17:00 <shadsam> fuk
17:00 <Loof> wife's parents house
17:00 <Loof> :)
17:00 <shadsam> k
17:00 <Loof> they dont live with us
17:00 <Loof> seperate house
17:00 <Loof> it's a shitheap
17:00 <Loof> but cheap rent
17:00 <shadsam> y
17:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i tote can understand that Loof 
18:00 <shadsam> yeah
18:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> im looking for more than just a house
18:00 <shadsam> smoko
18:00 <Loof> k
18:00 <shadsam> rolly
18:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <-- got higher aspirations
18:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> like house AND yatch
18:00 <Lumeah> * rolls eyes* 
19:00 <Loof> i gotta quit the cigs somehow
19:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> what does roll eyes mean?
19:00 <Loof> chest pain and shit
19:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> is that provocation?
19:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> provocative move?
19:00 <Lumeah> no f o 
19:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> who's fo?
20:00 <shadsam> my left nut is hanging out
20:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> dont let Lumeah see, she might get ideas
20:00 <Loof> is it hairy?
21:00 <shadsam> lol
21:00 <shadsam> half shaved
21:00 <Loof> k
22:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <-- not shaved but plucked clean
22:00 <shadsam> lol
22:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> like u do with chicken feathers
22:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> grab handful then pull
22:00 <shadsam> roflmao
23:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u ever done that to chickens?
23:00 <shadsam> i raised 2 chickens
24:00 <shadsam> pets
24:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> for how long?
24:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u cooked them at the end
24:00 <shadsam> 8 months
24:00 <shadsam> yes
24:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> how long they take to fully mature and taste nice
24:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> young chicks dont taste so good
24:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> age gives it more flavor
25:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> and texture
25:00 <shadsam> i want to see lumeah piss
26:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> coz u want to take advantage of her later?
26:00 <shadsam> yes
28:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <-- dont trust to be with Lumeah alone in room
28:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <-- dont think she can keep hand to herself
29:00 <Lumeah> don't think ya that goods sweety 
29:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> oh i think iam hun
30:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> 2 days alone with u
30:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> and u cant help urself
31:00 <Lumeah> and when you think that will occour? 
31:00 <Lumeah> ....
31:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> at moment its improbable u dont have daddy with a yatch
32:00 <Lumeah> lol sure is improbable... lol
32:00 <Loof> who you talking to Lumeah?
32:00 <Lumeah> q
32:00 <Loof> ic
32:00 <Lumeah> seams to have luched on to me this morning. 
32:00 <Lumeah> *latched
33:00 <Loof> he's like a 40 year old virgin, forgive him
33:00 <Loof> he's a bit despo
33:00 <Lumeah> lol ok... 
33:00 <Lumeah> * feels sorry for him * 
39:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i can do with any sympathies i can get
40:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> will accept from any charitable cougars
40:00 <Lumeah> im not a cougar
47:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <Lumeah> im not a cougar<---
52:00 <shadsam> UNTIL THE MF BEAT DROPS
52:00 <shadsam> mmm
52:00 <shadsam> ice cold coke
10:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> dont bath in coke shadam
10:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> the sugar make u sticky
11:00 <shadsam> ive got a big cock
12:00 <johninja> hey
13:00 <shadsam> wb lumeah
14:00 <Lumeah> ty..
15:00 <shadsam> i have 16 dollars
15:00 <shadsam> but i have 240k in the bank
15:00 <Lumeah> go watch some other girl pee 
15:00 <shadsam> lol
16:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i'd watch shadsam make water fountain from his mouth
17:00 <shadsam> er
17:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> like italian stone water fountain statues
17:00 <shadsam> lol
17:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u gotta strike a pose while doing it 
18:00 <shadsam> no doubt
18:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> what would be ur signiture pose
18:00 <shadsam> u know it
20:00 <shadsam> the vb stance
20:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> something like this?
20:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/x/www.dailydawdle.com/images.dailydawdle.com/xawesome-art-sculpture-photoshop-photography-alixis-persani-street-stone-hipsters3.jpg.pagespeed.ic.t-W_Ws74RG.webp
20:00 <shadsam> omg what a url
21:00 <Skirmish> You need to strike the mandyjane VB stance 
21:00 <shadsam> lol
22:00 <Skirmish> Beer cans strewn around you, VB in your left hand, reaching around backwards under your croth throwing up the V for victory in front of your crotch. 
22:00 <Skirmish> That's how it's done by the VB swillers community.
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <shadsam> mandys pussy mmm
22:00 <johninja> for effort
23:00 <johninja> my hnd hurts
23:00 <johninja> i smashed this dude last night
23:00 <shadsam> thats violent
23:00 <johninja> put him down and then smashed him so the cunt didn't get up
23:00 <Loof> why?
23:00 <shadsam> bad dude
23:00 <johninja> he was trying to get in this chicks pants i ws with
23:00 <shadsam> 1 punch can kill
24:00 <johninja> and got all butthurt when i wanted to leave
24:00 <johninja> thought i was cockblocking him
24:00 <johninja> and yeh he just wouldn't drop it
24:00 <johninja> so i dropped him
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Loof> nice
24:00 <shadsam> he might av gone into a coma and died
24:00 <johninja> he was bleeding
24:00 <johninja> from his eye
25:00 <johninja> think i cut his fce
25:00 <Loof> in his penis
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Loof> feels good though ay
25:00 <Loof> but bad karma
26:00 <Loof> sounds like he deserved it
26:00 <Loof> though
26:00 <Skirmish> I am skeptical that you were violent johninja. It's not who you are. Plus I've seen your pic ... you're not the type. 
27:00 <Nikky`> Yes, same same :P
27:00 <shadsam> his dad is probably head of a biker gang
28:00 <Nikky`> Tho.. I must say tsk tsk johninja :/
28:00 <Loof> bikies touched my wee wee :(
28:00 <shadsam> `seen ripsta
28:00 <prowl> shadsam, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 12 weeks 6 hours 18 minutes ago (22.12. 04:10) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 4 hours 50 minutes there.
29:00 <shadsam> bikies broke his fingers.
29:00 <shadsam> xd
29:00 <Loof> lol was probably putting them in their pudding
29:00 <Loof> ie; their daughters
30:00 <shadsam> nup
30:00 <Loof> or he stole or something?
30:00 <shadsam> dealing drugs
30:00 <Loof> ah
31:00 <Crip> whoo etc etc favorited one of my tweets
31:00 <shadsam> sup sup
33:00 <johninja> yeh i don't feel great about it mn
33:00 <johninja> he really pushed me eh
34:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm
34:00 <Nikky`> Apart from that did you have a good time at the wedding?
34:00 <johninja> i just wanted to leave lol
34:00 <johninja> yeh it was a blast
34:00 <johninja> nice food
34:00 <johninja> free beers
34:00 <johninja> good people 
34:00 <johninja> everyone ws cool except him lol
35:00 <johninja> how have you been?
35:00 <Nikky`> That is good, how long will you be in Syd?
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah i'm good, can't complain..for now 
35:00 <johninja> probs leave soon
35:00 <johninja> i'm so wrecked
36:00 <johninja> 2 much prtying
37:00 <Loof> day 1 quitting weed :)
37:00 <johninja> ooh
37:00 <Nikky`> excellent Loof 
38:00 <johninja> grats
38:00 <Loof> ty :)
38:00 <johninja> hope it goes well
38:00 <Nikky`> aaah well enjoy the bus trip back when you do leave 
38:00 <Nikky`> you can catch up on sleep then hehe
38:00 <Loof> i still don't think weed is bad for occasional users with no mental illness, but it's not good for people like me with schizo
38:00 <Skirmish> day 3 quitting weed. Loof has killed his family and buried them in the back yard. 
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Skirmish> I wish you luck Loof. It can only be good for all involved in your life. 
39:00 <Loof> ty ty :)
39:00 <johninja> until he murders them lol
39:00 <Loof> i've told everyone i know so i have to now or look like a major dick
39:00 <Skirmish> Rest assured though if you lose weight within the next 3 months, you will still get a slight THC high. 
39:00 <Loof> yeah
40:00 <Skirmish> THC is stored in bodyfat and released as that fat is burnt. It is believed to be a cause of people freaking out a little on weed because they get a high effect without actually ingesting any. Silly stoners. 
40:00 <Nikky`> Sometimes telling ppl tho is a good thing, it actually motivates you to do it, not to look like a 'dick'
41:00 <Loof> this really changed my mind about weed:
41:00 <Loof> Major harmful effects of weed are seen when tolerance develops and marijuana is abused. Once a user becomes tolerant to effects of a drug, they tend to increase their dosage, increasing the likelihood of marijuana addiction and the other negative effects of weed. The state of tolerance also indicates the user will experience the negative effects of weed withdrawal during periods of drug abstinence. If a user abuses marijuana, the negative effects of w
41:00 <Loof> eed are seen in the person's life as they choose to use marijuana above all else.
41:00 <Skirmish> mandyjane: You will have to show Shads how to do the VB pose. I don't have a link to the pic and the only one I know that is around has dicks drawn all over it. 
41:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-10/barack-obama-marijuana-alcohol-claim-unsubstantiated/5243462     <------ Also a good read. 
42:00 <Skirmish> ABC is very objective in their view on the argument that Weed is "better" than Alcohol. 
43:00 <Loof> cheers man :)
46:00 <shadsam> hey billy
47:00 <shadsam> weed is non violent
48:00 <shadsam> legalize
48:00 <shadsam> XD XD XD XD
48:00 <shadsam> .
48:00 <Skirmish> A person that has violent tendancies will still act on them if they use weed. 
49:00 <shadsam> Thankgod i had a shave
49:00 <shadsam> semi skirm
49:00 <BillyGoat> hello
50:00 <Saemon> johninja damn bro
50:00 <Saemon> thats badass
50:00 <shadsam> prolly do em well
50:00 <Saemon> didnt know u had it on ya
50:00 <Saemon> in* ya
50:00 <shadsam> mibit for lamers
50:00 <Saemon> still though, i would have just told him the chick is with me
51:00 <shadsam> ho krystal
51:00 <shadsam> hi
51:00 <Saemon> and if she really does care about me, then she'd reject his advances, ignore him and leave with me
51:00 <shadsam> fuck its humid
51:00 <Saemon> but some chicks can be bitches
51:00 <Saemon> and lead the guy on
51:00 <Saemon> cuz they want to see men fight 
52:00 <Saemon> just like how guys seeing chicks fight is a turn on and egg them on
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> i want to see a fight
52:00 <Loof> hi LilDragonGirl :)
52:00 <shadsam> yeah true
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> when is it happening
52:00 <LilDragonGirl> hi Loof 
52:00 <shadsam> u want to see a cockfight xd
53:00 <Loof> i could throw a chair at someone if you want
53:00 <Saemon> lol @ Loof being a toughcunt right now
53:00 <Saemon> but can't be one when he needs to be.
53:00 <LilDragonGirl> some drama is good
54:00 <shadsam> if ur a dum cunt
54:00 <BillyGoat> thats why you dont go for a chick that alweays dresses up an puts on 20kg of makeup
54:00 <Saemon> why didn't you throw a chair at the guy who tried to kidnap your son at the park Loof?
54:00 <LilDragonGirl> and if there is no conflict or tension, it makes a boring play
54:00 <Loof> like sex :P
55:00 <BillyGoat> loof is piss weak
56:00 <Loof> stabbings are just part of foreplay
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> stabbings?
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> thats just sick
57:00 <BillyGoat> theres not many ppl in here that are not disabled in the head
57:00 <mandyjane> i knew i liked you for a reason, Loof
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol Bill 
57:00 <shadsam> sweet mandy
58:00 <Loof> yeah mandy is just dandy
58:00 <shadsam> i would tounge her bum
58:00 <shadsam> lol
59:00 <shadsam> coming over overcast
59:00 <shadsam> awesome
59:00 <shadsam> xd
59:00 <BillyGoat> knife ya loof
00:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:00 <shadsam> neck up
00:00 <LilDragonGirl> celebrating thanksgiving in advance
01:00 <shadsam> have a all pokin out each side of ur undies
01:00 <shadsam> ball
03:00 <Loof> what is thanksgiving, is that like easter or some shit?
03:00 <shadsam> good friday
03:00 <Loof> ah
03:00 <shadsam> dunno
03:00 <shadsam> dont eat meat
03:00 <johninja> yeah Saemon i wasn't really interested in the chick, into someone else rn
04:00 <shadsam> god is a dj
05:00 <johninja> she was mad at me
05:00 <johninja> "your just like all those other dickheads at the pub"
05:00 <LilDragonGirl> yawn
05:00 <johninja> i lolled
05:00 <Loof> but secretly creamed herself
06:00 <johninja> i said something in jest too that pissed her off
07:00 <Moke> cum bum
07:00 <johninja> she's like "so if i was being annoying would you hit me?" i sid "nah id'e cut you up" nd laughed
07:00 <johninja> she thought i was serious
07:00 <Moke> god u people talk some shit
08:00 <Skirmish> John  arrives back in QLD and gets paperwork for an AVO in the mail. 
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <johninja> perhaps
08:00 <Skirmish> Get out of dodge before old mate you hit has you charged with assault. 
08:00 <johninja> true
08:00 <johninja> i fucked him up pretty bad
08:00 <Skirmish> NSW laws right now could see you in prison. Not a good place to be whacking someone. 
08:00 <johninja> yeh i know eh
09:00 <Moke> whack your balls
09:00 <johninja> I don't like fighting
09:00 <johninja> feels like shit the next day
09:00 <johninja> nd your hand hurts if you put a bad punch in
10:00 <johninja> had a boost before
10:00 <couleurs> hi every body
10:00 <johninja> hi cooper
11:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBG8kIiMC0
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Germany: Poledancing robots sleaze up CeBIT (Mar 10, 2014) 1:20 - Category: Science and Technology - 289,497 views - 503 likes (76.3%), 156 dislikes (23.7%)
11:00 <couleurs> `sean Liinda
13:00 <couleurs> `sean berdbutts
13:00 <couleurs> `sean Skrotis
14:00 <couleurs> `sean puff daddy combs
22:00 <shadsam> lolololo0l;
22:00 <shadsam> punabi
22:00 <shadsam> liol
26:00 <shadsam> norti
27:00 <norti> shadsam
27:00 <shadsam> might make a cuppa
27:00 <shadsam> its raining
28:00 <BillyGoat> my dick i pully
34:00 <shadsam> afternoon stebs
37:00 <shadsam> o,o
37:00 <shadsam> ]i[
38:00 <shadsam> smoko
38:00 <shadsam> lol
47:00 <stebie> ey shads
49:00 <shadsam> hey man
49:00 <shadsam> zaims been sleeping for a week...xd
50:00 <BillyGoat> i bashed zaim
50:00 <BillyGoat> knocked the dawg out
50:00 <shadsam> nifed him
50:00 <BillyGoat> ye
50:00 <BillyGoat> that why still asleep
50:00 <shadsam> put the cunt on the hook
50:00 <BillyGoat> in the slaughter house
51:00 <shadsam> lol
51:00 <shadsam> shear the fuka
52:00 <BillyGoat> ye i use meat cleaver for that
53:00 <shadsam> `op
53:00 <shadsam> `voice
53:00 <shadsam> hmm
54:00 <shadsam> [PietSAbabe VERSION reply]: AndroIRC - Android IRC 
13:00 <johninja> hi sezz
18:00 <emuls> helloooooooooooooo homos
25:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> cougars info is private and confidential
25:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> it be unethical for me to disclose
25:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> we can discuss other matters
26:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> also commercially confidential too
30:00 <Serenity> hey john
37:00 <couleurs> what's up ya dirty dingoes!!!!!!!
39:00 <BillyGoat> fuk up couleurs
39:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> well look at who we got here
39:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> bush hog Serenity 
40:00 <couleurs> u fuk up u a goat
40:00 <BillyGoat> i stink
41:00 <couleurs> like a shit
41:00 <BillyGoat> absolutely
41:00 <BillyGoat> and urine
43:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
47:00 <BillyGoat> wheres the broom stick boy?
51:00 <couleurs> u r
52:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> broom stick boy?
52:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> havent seen him around
52:00 <BillyGoat> pieter is broom stick boi
53:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> would u be interested in Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch instead?
53:00 <BillyGoat> negative
53:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> oh him
53:00 <BillyGoat> only interested in 1 woman
54:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u know women are very promiscuous
54:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> uk women ranked as world most promiscuous other year
54:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> dont know who is leading this year
00:00 <couleurs> k
14:00 <LilDragonGirl> lights will guide u home
14:00 <LilDragonGirl> and i will try to fix you
15:00 <couleurs> cold play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <LilDragonGirl> best song every
16:00 <LilDragonGirl> best song, every day i listen to it
16:00 <couleurs> u crasy
19:00 <LilDragonGirl> and i, will stumble and fall, still learning to love, starting to crawl
19:00 <LilDragonGirl> say something im giving up on u
22:00 <couleurs> k
27:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
31:00 <BillyGoat> ill ram ya couleurs
31:00 <couleurs> u wish!!!!!
31:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol do it Billy 
32:00 <BillyGoat> you seen me in action couleurs?
32:00 <BillyGoat> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAXJmUqlnUw
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town (May 28, 2013) 2:46 - Category: Entertainment - 1,428,035 views - 4,311 likes (96.2%), 169 dislikes (3.8%)
33:00 <BillyGoat> thats me
34:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/10003389_1459989707564191_1374041350_n.jpg
35:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
36:00 <couleurs> what's condems got 2 do with africer.....
37:00 <BillyGoat> u get whooped couleurs
39:00 <couleurs> f u
39:00 <BillyGoat> dont be meeeeeeean couleurs
39:00 <BillyGoat> be happy! :D
41:00 <couleurs> f u bad
42:00 <BillyGoat> you want to fuck me bad?
42:00 <BillyGoat> you are fulloy queered
43:00 <couleurs> got u
43:00 <couleurs> fagg!!!!
43:00 <BillyGoat> you deluded son
43:00 <BillyGoat> you just said fuck you bad
43:00 <BillyGoat> as if yoiu want to fuck me bad
43:00 <BillyGoat> wishful thinkin for you boi
44:00 <couleurs> u spell gay
45:00 <couleurs> so u r gay
45:00 <BillyGoat> who you talking to
50:00 <couleurs> grow a brain moran
51:00 <BillyGoat> moran? you talkin bout the moran brothers
51:00 <BillyGoat> hey b1
52:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
52:00 <couleurs> =p
54:00 <Bastardly_One> brat
54:00 <DemonsRun> Yes?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm hi
55:00 <couleurs> brat simspen
55:00 <DemonsRun> Hi
55:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you too then :)
56:00 <DemonsRun> J
56:00 <DemonsRun> K*
03:00 <^pilot^> morning people
05:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
05:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter
05:00 <BillyGoat> irc`s strongest bloke
05:00 <BillyGoat> man mountain
06:00 <BillyGoat> arms like tree trunks
07:00 <couleurs> h a h a
08:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter bro how can i get massive like you bruz
08:00 <BillyGoat> you must do bicep curls with bags of cement bro
11:00 <couleurs> roflmao
17:00 <Pieter> You're everything the big bad Piet could want....
17:00 <couleurs> :o
17:00 <BillyGoat> how do i be like you Pieter
17:00 <^pilot^> B1
17:00 <BillyGoat> your so big and manly
17:00 <BillyGoat> i want to be you
18:00 <^pilot^> i think i have to give up my mancard 
18:00 <^pilot^> :<
18:00 <^pilot^> i went n bought a vacuum cleaner
18:00 <^pilot^> ...... so i can clean my truck 
18:00 <Pieter> BillyGoat: I care yeah... Do go on..
18:00 <Serenity> that just shows you're not an animal marko lol
19:00 <BillyGoat> well Pieter if i seen  you i be scared of you
19:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
19:00 <^pilot^> me
19:00 <^pilot^> vacuum cleaner
19:00 <Serenity> yes we all have to grow up at some point :P
19:00 <Serenity> HI MEL
19:00 <^pilot^> .......
19:00 <^pilot^> NEVAHHHH
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai
19:00 <Kelevra> Heyyyyyy Sezz how are you?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hungover?
20:00 <Serenity> im good
20:00 <Serenity> you?
20:00 <Pieter> BillyGoat: so? That would be your issue , why try to make it mine!! WHY!!!?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey mel
20:00 <Serenity> whos hungover
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not you apparently
20:00 <^pilot^> im not 
20:00 <BillyGoat> everyone wants to be you pieter
20:00 <BillyGoat> your so awesome :D
20:00 <Pieter> They dont have to be
20:00 <Serenity> not at all
20:00 <Serenity> i feel great
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we got a thank you status on FB I discovered
20:00 <Pieter> Theres a lil bit of Piet in every one
20:00 <BillyGoat> you put arnie to shame
20:00 <Kelevra> Tired and worried. Maddi took Angel to see Anthonys sister, hopefully the Bitch keeps her mouth shut
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for our Dr Phil session
21:00 <BillyGoat> with your weight lifting stats
21:00 <Serenity> who
21:00 <Serenity> what
21:00 <Serenity> show me
21:00 <Kelevra> Where did the weekend go
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hang on
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof obviously
21:00 <Serenity> do you really think its possible he doesnt know mel?
21:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I dunno
22:00 <Serenity> i think its almost impossible
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this might be long
22:00 <Kelevra> As long as he stays away I'll be happy
22:00 <Serenity> pm it
22:00 <Serenity> i dont want loofs business on here during the day
22:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter have you got any washers on ya broom stick yet on the ends you bench press with?
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hi cunts
23:00 <Kelevra> Hi vagina poker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hows it goin
23:00 <Serenity> hopefully it lasts
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hey other dr phil
23:00 <Serenity> pff hes a poo poker
23:00 <ShadowLurker> either or
23:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never seen you that patient ever ShadowLurker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ever
23:00 <Kelevra> Did he shove it up your shithole?
24:00 <ShadowLurker> you what
24:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
24:00 <Serenity> lol hes the most patient person ive ever met
24:00 <Kelevra> Aww
24:00 <Serenity> BOY POO POKER
24:00 <Serenity> gos
24:00 <Serenity> gosh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no mel
24:00 <Kelevra> Oh goodness
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ps: Serenity
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it won't last
24:00 <Kelevra> Anals one of those special things
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he found his stash
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think that was written after I went to bed
25:00 <ShadowLurker> it is special
25:00 <ShadowLurker> i got told im the only one for sezz's bumhole
25:00 <Serenity> GOD
25:00 <ShadowLurker> dats special
25:00 <Serenity> SHUT THE FUCK UP
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it starts again
25:00 <Kelevra> That's love right there
25:00 <Serenity> im gonna kick him
26:00 <Kelevra> I've had a guy tongue my asshole before it doesn't feel like it's a good or acceptable thing
26:00 <Kelevra> It felt rapey
26:00 <Kelevra> :/
26:00 <Serenity> that is not cool
26:00 <Serenity> nope
26:00 <Serenity> no
26:00 <Serenity> tongues dont belong near assholes
26:00 <Kelevra> Yeah it's gross
27:00 <Serenity> feels like youre being molested by a slug
27:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
27:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
27:00 <^pilot^> Paul
27:00 <Kelevra> Slug
27:00 <^pilot^> http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/cyclists-injured-in-vehicular-accident-in-mascot-sydney/story-fnj3rq0y-1226856064106 <--- fkn lol
27:00 <Kelevra> My gosh.. memories
27:00 <Serenity> did you fuck a slug
27:00 <Kelevra> Is that marco?
28:00 <Serenity> yes its marko
28:00 <Kelevra> I've fucked a few, I'm a sucker for small dicks and punishment  
29:00 <Serenity> well
29:00 <Kelevra> :P
29:00 <Serenity> you're proof that a small dick still makes a baby
29:00 <Kelevra> I know, everyone who has seen that pic asks HOW
30:00 <Kelevra> i say I think it dripped in my swollen vagoo
30:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why they call it the miracle of birth
30:00 <Kelevra> Lol
30:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Serenity> he sneezed and it projected into your vag
31:00 <ShadowLurker> like a high powere cumgun
31:00 <ShadowLurker> PEW PEW
31:00 <ShadowLurker> great now im imagining mels hoohoo fulla googoo
32:00 <Kelevra> He did once sneeze on me during sex but seriously gravity is bs, I got told if you're on top it won't stay in
32:00 <Kelevra> Gravity theory is bs
32:00 <Serenity> LOL yeahh that doesnt work
32:00 <johninja> debunked
32:00 <ShadowLurker> theres one foolproof method
32:00 <ShadowLurker> dont fuck losers
32:00 <Kelevra> Clingwrap
32:00 <Kelevra> Oh
33:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> sweden got bike lane with protect car guard
33:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> protective
33:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Q
33:00 <Kelevra> Wtf
33:00 <couleurs> `ban Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch 
33:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> no i wont ShadowLurker 
33:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> and u cant make me!
33:00 <Serenity> i wish you would shut up
33:00 <Serenity> i can make you though
33:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
34:00 <johninja> >.<
34:00 <DemonsRun> melbguy29: Don't pm me
34:00 <Kelevra> Ban stick it
34:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u cant handle me eh Serenity sweety
34:00 <johninja> /msg DemonsRun asl?
34:00 <DemonsRun> Lol hi johninja 
34:00 <Kelevra> Sweety
34:00 <DemonsRun> That was pretty much the message lmao
34:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> melbguy29, i do hot pm
34:00 <Kelevra> Aww he luffs yew
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Serenity> thats right.. because how do you handle a bucket of downsyndrome drool
34:00 <Serenity> you cant
34:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> pm away
35:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
35:00 <johninja> burn
35:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> <-- available for hot lads
35:00 <johninja> ^fgt
35:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> 1 pm slot left
35:00 <Kelevra> No one PMS me, It causes pregnancy 
35:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> once i get u hooked u have to pay $4.95 per min
36:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> ~$300 per hour
36:00 <Kelevra> Lesbian!
36:00 <Kelevra> :p
36:00 <Bastardly_One> melbguy29, I just noticed you while fixing something ... quit trawling in other channels too ... that despo go to www.fuq.com
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and whack for life
36:00 <melbguy29> say that to my face tough guy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that site has an epic category list by the way
36:00 <Bastardly_One> check it
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> Screw that, porntube nigger
36:00 <Kelevra> Redtube
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no way mel
37:00 <Bastardly_One> check that out
37:00 <johninja> say that to my nutsack
37:00 <Kelevra> All the tubes cut and tied
37:00 <Bastardly_One> shits over porn tube
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and collects from all the tubes and more
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was shocked
37:00 <Kelevra> Eh I don't watch porn it makes me feel weird cause I have a baby
37:00 <Bastardly_One> found it from a youtube vid where this chick describes her fave porn sites
38:00 <melbguy29> i love all u tough keyboard warriors. u wouldnt even look at someone the wrong way if u got out from behind your computer screens
38:00 <Bastardly_One> funny that idiot
38:00 <johninja> thats a lot of words
38:00 <Kelevra> I won't even change clothes infront of her cause I feel like she'll tell other babies
38:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
38:00 <ShadowLurker> the irony
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am as mouthy offline as online
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah the irony eh?
38:00 <johninja> lol Kelevra
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mel ... you're as fucked as I am
38:00 <Kelevra> She'll be all chatty about it and shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd always shoo the cat out of the room
39:00 <Bastardly_One> when he was around
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off perv!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm wanking, getting dressed, etc
39:00 <Kelevra> I once threw a cat at my ex when he was naked
39:00 <Kelevra> It clawed the fuck out of his penis through a sheet
39:00 <johninja> my sister used to say to mum "i'll tell everyone you have a vagina infection"
39:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
40:00 <Kelevra> Oh god
40:00 <johninja> pretty smart for a kid lol
40:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> lol
40:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> what a thing to do
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... kids are the worse
40:00 <Kelevra> I once saw my auntie naked it was so bad
40:00 <johninja> same :(
41:00 <johninja> so embaressing
41:00 <Kelevra> When they get old there's hair everywhere 
41:00 <Kelevra> :/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this superboat racing on SBS looks fun ... *random*
41:00 <johninja> we were playing hide and seek and my cousin ran in her room, i did too, was traumatic
41:00 <Kelevra> Lol
41:00 <Kelevra> I'd have kicked both kids asses
42:00 <johninja> she just made me feel really weird about it over the table at dinner
42:00 <Kelevra> Lee said she saw me passed out naked last year
42:00 <johninja> hehe
42:00 <johninja> drunkie
42:00 <Kelevra> It was weird for abit but then I got drunk
43:00 <johninja> i want kebabs
43:00 <Kelevra> When Angel was born I forced lee to look at my vagina 
43:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
43:00 <Kelevra> Naked ppl make you hungry?
43:00 <johninja> yes
43:00 <johninja> i'm strange
43:00 <Kelevra> Interesting 
44:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't eat a whole kebab
44:00 <johninja> garlic smell makes me hungry
44:00 <johninja> yeah you don't eat much
44:00 <johninja> like 5 noodles
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> Mmmm garlic
44:00 <Kelevra> Ahh siff
44:00 <Kelevra> I had big mouth fulls
44:00 <johninja> oh you hooked into the rissoto though
45:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I could've eaten it all
45:00 <Kelevra> Drunken munchies
45:00 <johninja> that was pretty cool, never had it with lettuce like tht
45:00 <Kelevra> It was baby spinach 
45:00 <johninja> oh rite lol
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you love big mouthfulls
45:00 <johninja> same
45:00 <Kelevra> Lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Dirty bugger
46:00 <johninja> steak and blowjob day
46:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
46:00 <johninja> i think that was yesterday
46:00 <johninja> its vlentines day for men
46:00 <johninja> a month lter
47:00 <Kelevra> Sounds like hooters. Are you in the cross?
47:00 <johninja> my Aaaa key is broken
47:00 <johninja> nah fuck that jzz
47:00 <johninja> newtown
47:00 <Kelevra> Nfi where that is
47:00 <johninja> pretty classy and expensive
47:00 <johninja> a couple of suburbs from the city
47:00 <johninja> the houses are all tiny
48:00 <johninja> and jammed next to each other
48:00 <johninja> like houses
48:00 <Kelevra> I lived in Fairfield azn central 
48:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
48:00 <Kelevra> The houses are tiny like houses?
48:00 <johninja> havn't been there
48:00 <Kelevra> You on something Willis 
48:00 <johninja> ;)
49:00 <Kelevra> Haha smashed gash
49:00 <johninja> what you having for dinner?
50:00 <Kelevra> I should register that sim today, fuck I'm so unmotivated 
50:00 <johninja> haha bad as me
50:00 <Kelevra> Homemade spaghetti 
50:00 <johninja> oh fk yeh
50:00 <johninja> what sauce?
50:00 <Kelevra> Hopefully it doesn't taste shit
50:00 <johninja> like a spg bol?
51:00 <johninja> i doubt it
51:00 <johninja> hard to fuck that up
51:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I reckon I'll smash up some tomatoes and get herbs out of the garden then Maddi is going to make hemp cake
51:00 <johninja> w00t
52:00 <Kelevra> Those cookies we had weren't the best, how funny was that hippie 
52:00 <Kelevra> Gluten and sugar free
52:00 <Kelevra> Fkn Bitch 
52:00 <johninja> i actually enjoyed them, they were really dry
52:00 <johninja> haha yeh she gave you half price though
52:00 <johninja> thats pretty cool
53:00 <Kelevra> I found them dry too but the beer helped 
53:00 <johninja> true
53:00 <Kelevra> Ten bux three cookies 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> her name wasn't Vi was it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or Linda
53:00 <Kelevra> I did expect they'd be better
53:00 <johninja> nfi
53:00 <DemonsRun> Why did Sally fall off the swing?
53:00 <Kelevra> I didn't ask names, they thought I was a cop
53:00 <johninja> i think they had an effect tho
54:00 <johninja> haha yeh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> why brat?
54:00 <johninja> "name and address please mr dealer"
54:00 <Kelevra> Well the beers had an affect for sure I was smashed on the walk home
54:00 <johninja> agreed
55:00 <Kelevra> I almost wanted to be dragged or carried I was so fkn off my face
55:00 <johninja> pretty impressed you made it without stacking
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Kelevra> So proud I didn't chuck, yeah I almost face planted it a couple of times
55:00 <johninja> it takes ages when you walk from side to side all the time too
56:00 <Kelevra> Lol! Yeah it felt like a longer journey 
56:00 <johninja> need to book a cab next time i reckon
56:00 <Kelevra> Left right left then forward 
56:00 <johninja> although it ws pretty fun
56:00 <johninja> haha yep
56:00 <johninja> zig zag zig
57:00 <johninja> dragging newspapers along with your bag
57:00 <Kelevra> Yeah fkn oath. Byron and nimbin were heaps nice
57:00 <johninja> classic
57:00 <Kelevra> They needed to be collected 
57:00 <Kelevra> Someone needs to sort that suburb out
57:00 <Kelevra> Organization and shit
57:00 <johninja> the countryside all the way along the east coast ws amazing
57:00 <johninja> indeed
58:00 <johninja> its chaos
58:00 <Kelevra> Yeah banana farms look ace
58:00 <Kelevra> Fuck I stink
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> have a shower hippy
58:00 <Kelevra> Boiling 
59:00 <Kelevra> Eh I might go beach then shower
59:00 <johninja> mum said it was hot up there
59:00 <johninja> noice
59:00 <Kelevra> The tide is in
59:00 <johninja> is the beach nice there
00:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I haven't seen this beach lik
00:00 <Kelevra> I can see it from the front door
01:00 <Kelevra> Brb pee and I don't want to drop my phone in 
01:00 <Serenity> lol i just remembered from last night saemon flipping out over my soft boiled eggs..
01:00 <Serenity> hnngg
01:00 <Appo> johninja is on
01:00 <Appo> all hail the king johninja
01:00 <Appo> King Johninja
01:00 <johninja> ty
02:00 <johninja> i dropped my phone in the dunny once
02:00 <johninja> one of those ones with no sim
02:00 <johninja> lost all my contcts :(
02:00 <DreamSeller> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/227470_10151247651085797_2082146843_n.jpg
02:00 <johninja> lel
03:00 <Serenity> mmmm
03:00 <Serenity> poached egg
03:00 <Loof> i quit weed
03:00 <Kelevra> Never wee with the phone 
03:00 <Loof> 8 hours now :)
03:00 <Kelevra> Again?
03:00 <Kelevra> My golly
03:00 <Kelevra> N
03:00 <DreamSeller> Loof: is that because you can't get any?? 
03:00 <Loof> this time no grog
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
03:00 <johninja> i quit weed for 10 seconds in between drags
03:00 <Loof> i just scored unfortunatly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi Loof
04:00 <johninja> hi partay
04:00 <Bastardly_One> put the bong down after I went to bed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and scored again
04:00 <Loof> i've quit
04:00 <Kelevra> Grogs and tv are my kryptonite 
04:00 <Loof> for good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yet scored again
04:00 <Loof> not good for mental cases like me
04:00 <partay> Hi johninja 
04:00 <Loof> ok for some
04:00 <Loof> just not me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> we didn't mean it like that
04:00 <Kelevra> You're not mental 
05:00 <DreamSeller> What has bought this on... did you find a bud that looked like jeezy creezy (jesus christ)? 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we meant in excess
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... he got angry last night
05:00 <Kelevra> Just abit crazy sometimes 
05:00 <johninja> i would still smoke it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and I copped it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we were boring :P
05:00 <Appo> Bastardly_One
05:00 <Kelevra> I can't say never
05:00 <DreamSeller> oh blah 
05:00 <DreamSeller> always you copping it.. 
05:00 <Loof> nah i'm quitting everything and i've forgive my abusers
05:00 <DreamSeller> 8~tumbleweeds~
05:00 <Loof> felt so good
05:00 <Loof> i'm going to stop being a perpetual victim
06:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya on the moving on bit
06:00 <Loof> i cried
06:00 <Loof> for hours
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's good shit
06:00 <Loof> but i forgave
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm at my best when I'm stagnant 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when you finally exorcise it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no turnin' back
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll become "free"
06:00 <johninja> what is stagnant?
06:00 <Loof> called my mum and told her i forgive her, felt so good
06:00 <Kelevra> Still. Not moving 
07:00 <DreamSeller> are you a doctor Bastardly_One? 
07:00 <johninja> all i can think of is ponds
07:00 <johninja> ah i see
07:00 <Kelevra> Lol
07:00 <johninja> be water my friend
07:00 <Kelevra> Stoner
07:00 <Kelevra> Haha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> stagant
07:00 <Bastardly_One> with pond scum
07:00 <Loof> no weed/grog and soon cigs
07:00 <Loof> sound like crhis
07:00 <Loof> but i actually mean it
07:00 <DreamSeller> no shit 
07:00 <johninja> i'm pretty mexican
07:00 <Kelevra> Oh man I could never give up the fags
08:00 <johninja> just lie on the couch 
08:00 <Serenity> my wallet is glad i gave up smokes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wish I could stop smoking myself
08:00 <johninja> siesta~
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it is Serenity
08:00 <Bastardly_One> $15.50 for a pack of 20s now
08:00 <Kelevra> I dunno what I'd do with extra money 
08:00 <Serenity> more than that here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... I'd save it
08:00 <Loof> anyway i'll quit the weed talk till its been a few years i've given up, dont want to bore 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> never know when you need extra cash
08:00 <Kelevra> Probably hire a hooker or buy some heroin 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like a sudden bill ... might need to move ... or whatever
09:00 <Pieter> \
09:00 <Pieter> Swish 
09:00 <Kelevra> Neh life isn't like that for me
09:00 <DreamSeller> fuck up Pieter
09:00 <johninja> have a hookers and coke party in a cheap motel
09:00 <DreamSeller> you stupid cunt. 
09:00 <Loof> of all the sports i've tried to get zac into he's picked boxing and ninjas
09:00 <Pieter> I cant help it , mty daddy is Rainman :(
10:00 <johninja> lol ninjas isn't a sport
10:00 <Loof> hes 3
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... actually martial arts looks good from a 3rd person perspective for kids
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really brought out my nieces
10:00 <Loof> he loves bruce lee
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they do karate
10:00 <Bastardly_One> beat the shit out of me all the time
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm getting Angel into bball when she starts walking 
10:00 <Pieter> Trying to live your life through a non existant  3 year old
10:00 <Loof> was anthony tall?
10:00 <Kelevra> Bitch will earn her keep 
11:00 <Kelevra> 6'5
11:00 <johninja> asian people should know martial arts and be good at math
11:00 <Loof> nice
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <Kelevra> Yah
11:00 <Pieter> Mentality of a dad wanting to be a best friend instead\
11:00 <johninja> baller
11:00 <Pieter> Cant be both
11:00 <Bastardly_One> is Lan gonna let him do shit?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck she looks mean man
11:00 <Kelevra> She is mean
11:00 <Loof> i'm teaching her to forgive her dad
11:00 <Loof> he beat her bad
11:00 <Loof> broke her brain
11:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I've seen her ...
11:00 <Pieter> Teaching her
11:00 <Pieter> Love it 
11:00 <Kelevra> She told me to leave her husband alone
11:00 <Pieter> Cmoooon f1 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Serenity> shes a fucking psycho
12:00 <Loof> and mel was doing nothibng sus
12:00 <Serenity> the way she carried on here
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard about the Skype thing
12:00 <Loof> just organising seeds for me
12:00 <Kelevra> I was just chatting 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bashing on Skype
12:00 <Kelevra> She's crazy town
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but not all us nutjobs
12:00 <Appo> Bastardly_One
12:00 <Bastardly_One> look straight out mean
12:00 <Kelevra> I think in a fight she'd be a biter
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she does
12:00 <Loof> lol mel
12:00 <DreamSeller> she would rip your tits off 
13:00 <Kelevra> Lol it's true
13:00 <Appo> Bastardly_One, Kelevra and the great johninja are my favourite chatters in melbourne.
13:00 <johninja> honoured~
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look
13:00 <Kelevra> I've had a woman rip my earlobe bitches be crazy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> my fan is back
13:00 <Serenity> ive never been in a fight
13:00 <Serenity> well kind of once
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who mentions Rattlesnake ... and who'd mention that cunt?
13:00 <Loof> i'm ur biggest fan!
13:00 <johninja> its not much fun
13:00 <Appo> Bastardly_One, I am a bigger fan of johninja
13:00 <Serenity> but i only pushed her
13:00 <Kelevra> I've had too many
13:00 <Appo> johninja and I are pretty close.
14:00 <Kelevra> Worst was my nephew's mum
14:00 <Appo> we are 'good friends'
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be him then Appo
14:00 <Appo> Bastardly_One absolutely lol
14:00 <Kelevra> I smashed her face in with a cordless phone 
14:00 <Serenity> people seem to be scared to piss me off irl
14:00 <Serenity> i dunno why
14:00 <Serenity> ive never hit anyone
14:00 <Appo> So you will understand Bastardly_One if I'm not giving you my undivided attention throughout tonights chat
14:00 <Kelevra> I had to
14:00 <johninja> just str8 up chope them up
14:00 <Kelevra> It was her or me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nw Appo
15:00 <johninja> thats like something out of a mafia movie
15:00 <Serenity> I pushed a chick flat on her back once and she ran away
15:00 <johninja> smashing someone with a phone
15:00 <Loof> my god that's like 5 shits today
15:00 <Serenity> i was preparing for a fight but it didnt happen
15:00 <Loof> out of a 20kg boy
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> Nah my br
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel's had some good fights from memory over the years
15:00 <Kelevra> Whoops 
15:00 <johninja> did you do a karate kid pose Serenity?
15:00 <Serenity> AHA
15:00 <Serenity> yes
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
16:00 <Kelevra> I threw a half a slab at Dylan 
16:00 <Serenity> im more of a word fighter
16:00 <johninja> individually?
16:00 <Kelevra> Nah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> waste of half a slab IMO
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't even drink
17:00 <Loof> even if they were vb imo
17:00 <johninja> "stop chucking the bears around ffs"
17:00 <Serenity> yeah
17:00 <Serenity> i hate chucking bears
17:00 <Kelevra> It was his and I was kicking him out
17:00 <johninja> "hit me with a a rolling pin or something"
17:00 <johninja> oh i c
17:00 <Serenity> what about a coffee cup
17:00 <Serenity> ive thrown a coffee cup at someones head
17:00 <Loof> womens be violent
17:00 <Serenity> missed tho
17:00 <Kelevra> I punched him in the face and gave him a blood nose before that cause he told me to
17:00 <Bastardly_One> My ex smashed me with a 2x4
17:00 <johninja> lol 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for coming home late
18:00 <johninja> was it like to get out of something?
18:00 <Serenity> i reckon id be hopeless at punching
18:00 <Bastardly_One> with another girl's number in my pocket
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oop
18:00 <Serenity> ive never punched someone
18:00 <Bastardly_One> s
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she was an old friend but that wasn't good enough apparently
18:00 <Kelevra> He kept being a dickhead saying what you going do? Hit me hey hit me
18:00 <Kelevra> So I did
18:00 <DreamSeller> another guys number* 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she was waiting in the toilet with a 2x4
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <johninja> wow
18:00 <Kelevra> Lol
18:00 <Kelevra> That's awesome 
18:00 <Loof> lan pulled scissors on me once
18:00 <Loof> fuck i was scared
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit is was awesome
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit I had to endure when she was pregnant
19:00 <Serenity> paul reckons he'd never let me punch him though apparently i have power behind my arm
19:00 <Kelevra> Lol was she planning to skin you and make a kimono
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was like living with a punch happy demon
19:00 <Serenity> i dunno i always have dreams where im going to hit someone and its the most piss weak attempt at ta punch ever and it doesnt work
19:00 <Loof> that and dim sum
19:00 <johninja> yeh i have had those dreams, you are hitting someone and its not hurting them
19:00 <johninja> scary
19:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
19:00 <Kelevra> That means you'd do well sezz
19:00 <Serenity> its awful
19:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't help she was 2 inches taller either
20:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone know what Judith Duhram looks like?
20:00 <Appo> Something I'd like to do is beat up on you Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she was a psycho version of her
20:00 <Appo> I think I would absolutely destroy you in a fight.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or that character Patsy Bisco
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm tall and light so I figure I have two options 
20:00 <Serenity> im fat
20:00 <Kelevra> Kick ass or run like the wind
20:00 <Serenity> i figure if worst comes to worse ill just sit on them
20:00 <Kelevra> Lol
20:00 <johninja> mel has scary nails
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short and tiny
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and can't run
21:00 <johninja> like wolverine
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucked ... might as well stand there and cop it
21:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lmao but in a fight they'd break or if I knew it was coming I'd knaw them off
21:00 <Serenity> my nails are like razors
22:00 <Kelevra> Lmao 
22:00 <ShadowLurker> yes well
22:00 <Serenity> woah hes out lol i didnt think hed answer
22:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:00 <Kelevra> I had a ring get caught on a guy's foreskin once
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> my back knows that well
22:00 <Kelevra> Nails mean sfa
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you two were funny last night
22:00 <Bastardly_One> should get drunk every night
22:00 <Kelevra> Did they get drunk online?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
23:00 <Kelevra> I love when they're stoned
23:00 <Serenity> yep like giant faggots
23:00 <Loof> yeah despite me being a complete downer
23:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <Serenity> i was bent
23:00 <Kelevra> Funniest shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh were ya?
23:00 <Kelevra> Pauly craving toast and shit
23:00 <Serenity> both really
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh he did the toast thing
23:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck I remember that I dunno
23:00 <Serenity> he wasnt even bent he just wanted toast
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I was pretty wasted too
24:00 <Kelevra> Lmao!
24:00 <ShadowLurker> hungreh
24:00 <shadsam> WELL
24:00 <shadsam> IM GUNNA E A MILLIONARE
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh here we go
24:00 <Kelevra> ..
24:00 <Serenity> thanks bruno
24:00 <shadsam> B KEYS FUCT
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the wombat
24:00 <Kelevra> I hate that guy
24:00 <Kelevra> :/
24:00 <shadsam> LUV U MEL
24:00 <Bastardly_One> shads is forever known as
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fatso the wombat
25:00 <shadsam> LOL AMIES
25:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
25:00 <shadsam> JAMIE
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and that wombat has like 10 dollars
25:00 <ShadowLurker> so many ppl here
25:00 <Bastardly_One> six figures my arse
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck the shops
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Amie ... shit
25:00 <Serenity> why would you say his name shadsam?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else calls me that
25:00 <Serenity> is it supposed to be threatening?
25:00 <Serenity> OH NO YOU KNOW HIS NAME?
26:00 <Serenity> sit down and eat another pudding you lump
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <shadsam> MY FEET STINK
26:00 <shadsam> OMG
27:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:00 <Serenity> i bet your gunt smells too
27:00 <shadsam> cok pics
27:00 <shadsam> wait
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how people knowing my name thinks it's some kind of power over me
27:00 <shadsam> sneeze
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fails ...
27:00 <Kelevra> I love that people know my name
28:00 <shadsam> should see the puddle in my pipe
28:00 <Kelevra> Hey Mel hey person 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing people's names only works if you know how to converse and use it to your advantage in the way you're attempting wombat
28:00 <shadsam> of chronic....,...
28:00 <Kelevra> True that
28:00 <shadsam> hi mel
28:00 <Kelevra> Did john fall in the toilet?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> poor wayne
28:00 <shadsam> lol james
28:00 <Kelevra> Hi percival 
28:00 <shadsam> hi
28:00 <johninja> oh hey
29:00 <johninja> nah just rolling one 
29:00 <shadsam> hows bub
29:00 <Bastardly_One> who's James?
29:00 <shadsam> john i got weed also
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My birth cert says Jamie last I checked
29:00 <Kelevra> My baby is fat and smiley
29:00 <johninja> speaking of people falling in the toilet
29:00 <shadsam> its the pinapple mate
29:00 <johninja> hi Kelevra
29:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> Hi lmao 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> did she?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> tell
29:00 <johninja> lol no
29:00 <Kelevra> Nah I didn't embarrass myself 
30:00 <johninja> gentlemen don't tell
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... only you mel
30:00 <shadsam> im flyin off me cunt
30:00 <Kelevra> I flogged johns ass in pool, got drunk, woke up with my period 
30:00 <johninja> i left the seat up
30:00 <Kelevra> It was terrific 
30:00 <johninja> because i suck
30:00 <shadsam> chinese dunny
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <shadsam> wash ya asshole
30:00 <johninja> she did beat me at pool a lot
31:00 <Kelevra> Nothing like porcelain on your ass
31:00 <shadsam> lololol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> i don't get it though with the seat being left up ... don't people like look before they go?
31:00 <TheRon> chicks beat me at pool all the time
31:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I didn't remember how good I was
31:00 <shadsam> `seen the_baron
31:00 <prowl> shadsam, The_Baron ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 15 hours 6 minutes ago (16.03. 00:25) stating "Quit: " after spending 59 minutes there.
31:00 <Kelevra> I even beat a racist English dude
31:00 <johninja> she thought she was a ninja and could pee in the dark
31:00 <shadsam> off his cunt
32:00 <TheRon> chicks do the old cleavage over the pocket trick, it works every time
32:00 <Serenity> i just want to say
32:00 <Bastardly_One> actually he wasn't off his cunt wombat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not well atm
32:00 <Serenity> half a bottle of jacks and pepsi max does not make for pleasant experiences in the bathroom the next day
32:00 <Serenity> that is all
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> grogbog
32:00 <Kelevra> Liquid poop
32:00 <shadsam> yes he was spaz on weed KUSH
32:00 <Serenity> its awful
33:00 <TheRon> b1 i was at east bowling club yesterday, they were trying their best to recruit me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell ya ... we talk a lot ... he was wasted in pain
33:00 <shadsam> JAMIES ass fits in the dunny
33:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, heh ...
33:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllll
33:00 <Kelevra> John and I had a bottle of gin and some ice tea, fuck my gutts we're sore
33:00 <Kelevra> Were 
33:00 <shadsam> wb lofy
33:00 <Serenity> you two need to do it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Bowls ...
33:00 <Serenity> i wont be happy until you do
33:00 <johninja> yeh i almost spewed that nite
33:00 <Loof> Thinking of getting one of these tvs (4K resolution $999): http://www.kogan.com/au/buy/55-agora-4k-smart-3d-led-tv-uhd/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the hardcore tournament of Ballarat
33:00 <Kelevra> Do what?
34:00 <Kelevra> The sex?
34:00 <TheRon> yeah
34:00 <Serenity> IT
34:00 <Kelevra> Haha
34:00 <shadsam> might buy 1 loof
34:00 <shadsam> 700 on ebay
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... you two remind me of my twin and I
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just get the fucking over with
34:00 <Bastardly_One> see how it is
34:00 <shadsam> listen to u
34:00 <Bastardly_One> can either work or not :P
34:00 <Kelevra> I was so drunk in Byron I remember saying why did I open this beer 
34:00 <Serenity> we havent had a good romance around these parts for a long time
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm dying to find out with my twin
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <shadsam> u fuckin HYPOCRITE
35:00 <TheRon> evil twin??
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she is
35:00 <Kelevra> John didn't try anything he's a gentleman, wouldn't even sleep in the same bed
35:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
35:00 <shadsam> u get the fuck over life
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I truly believe I'm the angelic one of the two
35:00 <Kelevra> Maybe he has genital warts from jess
35:00 <Serenity> maybe he didnt want to get accused of trying to bang your johnny plug
35:00 <Kelevra> :/
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <shadsam> yes loofy
35:00 <shadsam> byes
35:00 <johninja> i'll send you pics
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mel ... harsh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but possible
35:00 <Kelevra> He causes periods
35:00 <Kelevra> I swear
35:00 <Serenity> i still have a box of tampons in my bathroom with johnny scrawled across them
36:00 <Kelevra> Lmao!
36:00 <johninja> yeh that was part of it
36:00 <shadsam> yuk serenity
36:00 <Serenity> yeah dude yuck
36:00 <Serenity> totally
36:00 <johninja> don't want to be the rapey friend
36:00 <Kelevra> Lol
36:00 <Serenity> fuck that
36:00 <Serenity> if im ever drunk with mel shes getting molested
36:00 <shadsam> thats ur breakfast imo
36:00 <Serenity> ill be the rapey friend
36:00 <Kelevra> John raped my blood filled gash
36:00 <Serenity> yeah tampons is breakfast
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <shadsam> smoko
36:00 <TheRon> classy
36:00 <johninja> i did feel your bewb tho :p
36:00 <Kelevra> Wait didn't he get accused of trying to finger her
37:00 <shadsam> fuckup theron
37:00 <shadsam> fuckin agro drunk
37:00 <Serenity> welcome to the convo mel
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> Yeah you tit grabber
37:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehole
37:00 <shadsam> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> I had no bra
37:00 <Kelevra> :/
37:00 <johninja> :o
37:00 <Serenity> i feel like ive almost grabbed your boob now
37:00 <Serenity> LOL
37:00 <Kelevra> So rapey
37:00 <Kelevra> :p
37:00 <Serenity> boo grab by proxie
37:00 <shadsam> i have a 48 inmch cock
37:00 <Serenity> boob
37:00 <johninja> proxy boob grag
37:00 <Kelevra> Well she commanded it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> look at you all
37:00 <TheRon> when you've finnished with that boob, do you reckon i could have a go?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> mention boobs and you go to typos
38:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down!
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Serenity> id make mel sit under my wedding dress
38:00 <johninja> i'm in trouble
38:00 <Kelevra> Omg it makes sense!
38:00 <Serenity> you can fuck right off Q
38:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> while shes still in the mood
38:00 <johninja> my friend is angry at me for smashing him
38:00 <johninja> his friend
38:00 <Kelevra> He didn't sleep in the same bed cause of morning glory!
39:00 <Serenity> who doesnt love a moring glory rubbed on their back in the morning
39:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i like the gentle sharp nail scratch
39:00 <Kelevra> I always ask guys if that's their dick in my back to make them feel awkward 
39:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> give me goose bums all over 
39:00 <Kelevra> That's how Dylan and I got together 
40:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> makes me purr
40:00 <Serenity> i dont like to think about how any of my relationships started
40:00 <Serenity> theyre all awkward
40:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> yeh like how it awkward at moment
41:00 <Serenity> the only awkward thing here is you
41:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> ok next choire to do...
41:00 <Kelevra> Lol
41:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra you want to meet Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch and i?
41:00 <TheRon> tonight's footy is on fox
42:00 <Appo> Kelevra you have an ex named Dylan?
42:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i know ur scared i might steal ur heart Serenity 
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm in Australia 
42:00 <shadsam> blackdevil ping
42:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
42:00 <Kelevra> Appo: yes
42:00 <ShadowLurker> ours started perfectly
43:00 <Serenity> yeah thats exactly what im afraid of.
43:00 <shadsam> lol
43:00 <Serenity> perfectly awkward
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <ShadowLurker> naaah
43:00 <shadsam> lurker as the brides maid xd
43:00 <Serenity> .
43:00 <shadsam> in a hoody
44:00 <Kelevra> Paul's blinded by love and a face full of tit
44:00 <shadsam> lolol
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <ShadowLurker> you fucking piece of shit shads
44:00 <Serenity> tittititiss
44:00 <Kelevra> Lol paul
44:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:00 <shadsam> takes 40 years to get ops
45:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off
45:00 <Kelevra> Blow an op
45:00 <Kelevra> Get ops
45:00 <Serenity> thats how i got mine
45:00 <Kelevra> Longie: asl?
45:00 <shadsam> die alco baby fucker derro
45:00 <Kelevra> :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Haha
45:00 <Kelevra> He sure is annoying 
45:00 <Serenity> it was coming eventually
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember Longie just coming up to me and saying, "I hear you want ops?"
46:00 <TheRon> shadsam needs to stand in the corner and have a think about it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and gave them to me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> worst mistake ever
46:00 <Serenity> (I didnt actually bloe carl fyi)
46:00 <Serenity> blow.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> at the time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah would of been hard to find at the time if ya did
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
46:00 <Kelevra> Who would lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel and I were on the recieving end of his bad side it seems
47:00 <Kelevra> Carl's dog is lucky to be alive 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I spoke to him though we seemed over it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that was when he was in Perth ... and went MIA
47:00 <Kelevra> He fully glined my bass nickname 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he fucked with me after I went a bit ballistic over the ops buying scheme
48:00 <johninja> i gotta go haave bears
48:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of dissed him all over austnet
48:00 <Kelevra> Buying?
48:00 <johninja> <3
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was asking for it
48:00 <Kelevra> Bears
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... no shit
48:00 <Kelevra> Weirdo
48:00 <Serenity> [1:46pm] <Bastardly_One> yeah would of been hard to find at the time if ya did
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ops buying scheme in here
48:00 <Serenity> carl was skinny when he came here to perth
48:00 <Serenity> and when i got ops
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you've only had them that long
49:00 <Kelevra> He was fat when I knew him
49:00 <Serenity> 5years?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like ... recent to me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about 4 or 5
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when he was in Melbourne
49:00 <Serenity> fuck
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he was ... well ... obsese
49:00 <Serenity> ive been here nearly 10 years..
49:00 <Serenity> when diod that happen
49:00 <Serenity> WTF
49:00 <Kelevra> I was living in Salisbury so yeah it would have been five years
50:00 <Serenity> it was not long after i moved to perth
50:00 <Kelevra> We're lifers
50:00 <Serenity> so its 4 years some months
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
50:00 <Serenity> 5 at the end of the year
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna admit how long I've been here now
50:00 <Kelevra> I've been on since I was 19
50:00 <Bastardly_One> putting it into that perspective
50:00 <Bastardly_One> long enough for Mel to always think I'm 33
50:00 <Serenity> ive been here since before my daughter was born thats how i judge it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd been on for years before that
50:00 <Serenity> she just turned 9
51:00 <Kelevra> I fucked this half azn dude and he gave me a computer and webcam
51:00 <Kelevra> :)
51:00 <Kelevra> Welcome to irc
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nice
51:00 <Serenity> mel and i hated each other when i first came here
51:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol
51:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been hete since it started
51:00 <ShadowLurker> here*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about 96 for me
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
51:00 <Kelevra> I was the slut and you were the whore with kids
51:00 <Bastardly_One> scary
51:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
51:00 <Serenity> hahaha
51:00 <Serenity> we used to fight about drew
51:00 <Serenity> omg
52:00 <Serenity> and bec
52:00 <Serenity> OMG
52:00 <Kelevra> Aww to be young again 
52:00 <Kelevra> Omg I loved him
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bec that went out with ben?
52:00 <Kelevra> I was all omg a skater
52:00 <Bastardly_One> who's nick was ... ummmmmm ...
52:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... he moved to perth
52:00 <Kelevra> Now he's like just drew
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
52:00 <Serenity> i havent spoken to drew in years
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Bennie I think
52:00 <Bastardly_One> his nick was
53:00 <Kelevra> I chat to him rarely 
53:00 <Serenity> no i dont think so
53:00 <Kelevra> Not too many people approve of my life choices so we've grown apart
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually can't remember because he's like an irc nemesis
53:00 <Serenity> not sure why drew and i stopped talking
53:00 <Kelevra> Life
54:00 <Serenity> i think cause i was friendly with his ex
54:00 <Kelevra> It gets in the way
54:00 <Kelevra> Ohhh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think people just moved on when social media took off too
54:00 <Kelevra> The baby mumma
54:00 <Serenity> yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and life like Mel said
54:00 <Kelevra> Ah yep
54:00 <Kelevra> Heaven someone 
54:00 <Serenity> i saw him at the shops once
54:00 <Serenity> it was mad awkward
54:00 <Kelevra> Lol
54:00 <Serenity> i dont know if he recognised me
54:00 <Serenity> but we kinda stared at each other for about 3 seconds
54:00 <Serenity> and looked away
54:00 <Kelevra> I love seeing ircians out
55:00 <Kelevra> Lol
55:00 <Kelevra> Full sussing eachother out
55:00 <Serenity> yeah haha
55:00 <Serenity> heavens hell or something her name was
55:00 <Serenity> her real name is dani
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
55:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Dani
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Heavens^Hell
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she's on my fb
56:00 <Kelevra> Remember danica and her friend 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I sure do
56:00 <Bastardly_One> man ... jailbait slut
56:00 <partay> i try and avoid ircians
56:00 <TheRon> probably for the best
56:00 <Kelevra> You sent me your penis
56:00 <Bastardly_One> turned up to heaps of the meets Sherm, EK, Crimson_Seraph and I did
56:00 <Kelevra> How is that avoiding
56:00 <TheRon> that could've been anyone's dick
56:00 <Bastardly_One> complete little hooker
56:00 <Serenity> found out last night a chick i know cause her kids go to school with mine is an old ircer
56:00 <Serenity> that knows people i know
57:00 <Serenity> freak out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... probably turned out really attractive as she was then
57:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who's the same prissy pants?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Serenity> mels m8
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she was on here recently and still hasn't a sense of humour
57:00 <partay> thats only in 2D Kelevra
57:00 <Kelevra> I fkn hate that bitch
57:00 <Serenity> hahah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix?
57:00 <Serenity> HAHA
58:00 <Kelevra> Ex Fucker naked on my couch
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she came to a meet once and snobbed everyone off and read a book
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Kelevra> I made her lamb and gave her a jay and she ends up naked on the couch with my ex
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly surprising
58:00 <Kelevra> She even broke one of my martini glasses
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard she has one drink
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and becomes a complete whore
59:00 <TheRon> sounds like my kind of woman
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking ms prissy pants ahoy!
59:00 <Kelevra> Bitch Cunt looks like a scare crow with a man's voice 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what about that op who was the blonde bimbo with huge tits
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that carl was trying to bang and failed
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who was that annoying bitch?
59:00 <Kelevra> I drank her grog after I kicked her out
59:00 <Kelevra> :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was around the ops buying time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and wayno purchased ops
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My skin just crawled
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wayno
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the mention of the name
00:00 <ShadowLurker> someone getting dragged out of the shops
00:00 <Kelevra> Eww
00:00 <ShadowLurker> classy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't sonia
00:00 <Bastardly_One> started with A
00:00 <Serenity> is it you ShadowLurker
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like anastasia but not
01:00 <Kelevra> A hey
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
01:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
01:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One <3
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck she was the fakest bitch ever
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hot though
01:00 <Serenity> wayno os a dirty pedo anyway
01:00 <Kelevra> Amy isn't annoying 
01:00 <Serenity> god hes fucking gross
01:00 <Kelevra> He looks greasy
01:00 <Serenity> yeah hes disgusting
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember him at this party at slowmovers
01:00 <Serenity> he was with shenae for a while
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is greasy and dirty
02:00 <Kelevra> I've fucked everyone but I wouldn't him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if we've even met
02:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if that's the matty I pashed o
02:00 <TheRon> what's people doing for st patty's day?
02:00 <Kelevra> On my bday
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet we have met
03:00 <Kelevra> He kind of looked like a horse 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw crimson seraph the other day
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and that cunt hasn't aged one bit
03:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394948515344.jpg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> still the emo metal head goth and looks identical
04:00 <Kelevra> Lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> at her age BlackDevil?
04:00 <partay> wtf
04:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to being cripple by 20
04:00 <simba> thats disgusting BlackDevil
04:00 <partay> thats off
04:00 <partay> ewwww
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's pedo
04:00 <simba> youre so fucked up BlackDevil
04:00 <Kelevra> Haha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to be civil about it
05:00 <partay> she looks 14
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 ya reckon?
05:00 <Serenity> lol i just found pictures of ^pilot^ while i was looking for pics of wayno
05:00 <TheRon> go blues!!!
05:00 <Kelevra> Isn't 14 legal?
05:00 <Serenity> 16 is legal
05:00 <partay> it is if your pictad
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <partay> or anthony
05:00 <Kelevra> Lol
05:00 <Kelevra> Heyyyyy
06:00 <Kelevra> I was of age
06:00 <TheRon> how about gold coast and gws last night
06:00 <simba> i thought 17 was legal if youre a chick
06:00 <simba> in certain states
06:00 <Kelevra> Although his new gf is 1987
06:00 <partay> TheRon 1st time both teams have won in the sae rnd
06:00 <partay> same
06:00 <TheRon> indeed
06:00 <partay> Kelevra wtf
07:00 <partay> 87
07:00 <TheRon> what did buddy do?
07:00 <partay> wow shes old
07:00 <partay> nothing
07:00 <simba> buddy just galloped around trying to look like goodes
07:00 <BlackDevil> shes 18 bro
07:00 <Kelevra> 87 means she's 25
07:00 <Kelevra> Or somewhat 
07:00 <TheRon> 27 this year
07:00 <partay> 87 is yah 27
08:00 <Kelevra> Oh my math sucks
08:00 <Kelevra> Shit I was 27 when I was with him
08:00 <Kelevra> Lol he's got a thing for the number I guess
09:00 <Kelevra> Poor Sezz is looking for waynos pic
09:00 <partay> *shudder*
11:00 <Serenity> i had ones we made pictures out of
11:00 <Serenity> but i think theyre gone
11:00 <Kelevra> Lol
12:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394948604042.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> LOL MELLL
13:00 <Serenity> i just found a screen shot from zoe
13:00 <Serenity> of her tits
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> my new play outfit
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> http://tinyurl.com/pl6ry66
14:00 <BlackDevil> TinyURL: Redirects to: http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/x/www.dailydawdle.com/images.dailydawdle.com/xawesome-art-sculpture-photoshop-photography-alixis-persani-street-stone-hipsters2.jpg.pagespeed.ic.6ZZ03YhSES.webp
17:00 <Serenity> and a pic of you and pete mel
17:00 <Kelevra> Lol
17:00 <Kelevra> Aww we were cute
18:00 <Kelevra> I was taller then him haha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon you were almost normal before Piet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
18:00 <Kelevra> Haha
18:00 <Kelevra> Not piet it was pete
19:00 <Kelevra> Wizy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
19:00 <Kelevra> The little druggo
19:00 <Pyro-> heya mel
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I stand by that still
19:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
19:00 <Kelevra> Hey Dave 
19:00 <Pyro-> how you doing?
19:00 <Kelevra> Haha yeah I'm not normal 
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent Ty, you?
19:00 <Serenity> i genuinely disliked pete
19:00 <Pyro-> going quite well thanks
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were you'd not be Mel ... sheesh
20:00 <Serenity> he used to try and copy steve n shit
20:00 <Serenity> and it wsa so annoying
20:00 <Kelevra> Yeah i smashed his car with a candle stick holder then his car got torched and hannis cousin pulled a gun on him
20:00 <Sponge> what is the justin bieber deposition about. why did australia get mentioned
21:00 <Sponge> that sounds exciting Kelevra
21:00 <Sponge> why did you have a candle stick holder on your person
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL RAGE
21:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:18:15 PM* <shadsam> stebs ban serenity
21:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:18:15 PM* <shadsam> she has a dead baby in her guts......XD
21:00 <Serenity> hilarious
22:00 <Sponge> sorry to hear that Serenity
22:00 <Kelevra> I got it from the house 
22:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
22:00 <ShadowLurker> off the rails
22:00 <Kelevra> Did he mean me?
22:00 <Kelevra> Angels alive lol
22:00 <Sponge> Kelevra were you with child recently also?
22:00 <Serenity> no hes talking about me
22:00 <Kelevra> Yeah three months ago she was born
23:00 <Sponge> congratulations
23:00 <Sponge> oh do you mean stillborn?
23:00 <Kelevra> Thanks heaps
23:00 <Sponge> :{
23:00 <Serenity> .
24:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck is this cunt on about
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he took the statement the wrong way
24:00 <Nikky`> This place just gets stranger by the day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
24:00 <Nikky`> or hour
24:00 <LilDragonGirl> hi all
24:00 <Nikky`> think hour 
24:00 <simba> stfu ShadowLurker
25:00 <Bastardly_One> or minute Nikky`
25:00 <Nikky`> possibly
25:00 <Sponge> i read the room wrong. i think we've all done that at when talking about baby's you through were alive but weren't
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey LilDragonGirl
25:00 <Kelevra> Nah mines alive
25:00 <Kelevra> Her name is Angelina but I call her Angel 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I was right ... I was getting my fighting gloves on
25:00 <Sponge> do you have a photo Kelevra?
26:00 <Sponge> are you talking about a human baby or a fucking ccat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is this cunt trolling or real?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> i was thinking that
26:00 <Kelevra> A human baby
26:00 <ShadowLurker> is Sponge retarded
26:00 <Appo> Where has johninja gone?
26:00 <Serenity> what the hell has happned
26:00 <Sponge> i'm not a regular
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm on my phone, no pics
26:00 <Serenity> irc has imploded on its self in like 15 minutes
26:00 <Sponge> how am i supposed to be eeryone'sstory
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is Sponge Saemon's retarded cousin?
27:00 <Kelevra> He said he's gone out for bears
27:00 <ShadowLurker> looks that way
27:00 <Kelevra> I think he meant beers
27:00 <Appo> ahhhh
27:00 <Appo> bears
27:00 <LilDragonGirl> sponge semen?
27:00 <Sponge> it's bogan accent
27:00 <Sponge> they do say bears
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so how goes Krystal anyway?
28:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> good this end
28:00 <Sponge> so Kelevra is your baby another one of xtream's offerings to centrelink?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> i smell troll
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
29:00 <Sponge> you need deoderent
29:00 <Kelevra> Hrmmm
29:00 <LilDragonGirl> i got caught in the rain
29:00 <LilDragonGirl> so im wet
29:00 <Serenity> dont answer him
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *deodorant
29:00 <Sponge> F U and your antts
29:00 <Kelevra> Seems strange 
29:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and someone that knows of you
31:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I was thinking that
31:00 <ShadowLurker> very dodge
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you're too singled out IMO
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
33:00 <Bastardly_One> keep chatting
33:00 <Bastardly_One> as if let that stop ya
33:00 <Kelevra> Nah it wouldn't 
33:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ sponge aka CordialGentleman aka TumescenT
33:00 <Kelevra> What's he going to say next
34:00 <Kelevra> Is your baby the spawn of irc 
35:00 <Kelevra> Do you like drugs
35:00 <Kelevra> How's the weather in Babylon 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> CordialGentleman
35:00 <Kelevra> Ph Sezz john gets no nooky he doesn't like sushi
36:00 <Kelevra> Oh*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that nick has lurked forver
36:00 <Kelevra> Nikky ?
36:00 <Kelevra> Yeah she's a lifer
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... CordialGentleman
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so he probably knows of you
37:00 <Serenity> :O
37:00 <Serenity> he what?!?!
37:00 <Kelevra> Probably but he seems unstable 
37:00 <Kelevra> He doesn't dig sushi. I bet he's a murderer 
37:00 <Serenity> i bet he thinks its raw fish
38:00 <Kelevra> Yeah he probably does, he's so country he freaks out over green trees and banana plantations
38:00 <Serenity> lolllllll
39:00 <Kelevra> It's funny as fuck
39:00 <Serenity> paulie doesnt like the seaweed so i make him my own sushi with rice paper
41:00 <Kelevra> Have you tried with no paper and just sesame seeds
43:00 <Serenity> nah i havent
43:00 <partay> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1524777_473727486064888_293807769_n.jpg
43:00 <Serenity> the thought of trying to roll those worries me llol
51:00 <simba> PORT ADELAIDE MATE
51:00 <simba> UP THE FUCKEN BLUES MATE
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
52:00 <Bastardly_One> delusional
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ban simba until 10pm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> when I sing the carlton theme song
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
53:00 <simba> im going 2 the port club for it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the tears
53:00 <simba> calm down old m8
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll win by 9 - 18
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not by much
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if you play like the finals
55:00 <simba> r u kidden me if we play like the finals u r dead by 50
55:00 <simba> who do u think u r geelong
55:00 <simba> u r carltank ok
56:00 <Kelevra> Lol
56:00 <Kelevra> Who won Friday?
56:00 <simba> freo killed it
56:00 <simba> ur magpiez .. looked like melbourne!!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... and they slaughtered collingwood
57:00 <Kelevra> Fook
57:00 <Bastardly_One> by 70 points or some shit
57:00 <Kelevra> Glad I didn't watch it
57:00 <simba> yes thats what happened Friday
57:00 <Kelevra> They'll get better
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the stats
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2014/1/coll-v-fre
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they have Buckley's chances
58:00 <Kelevra> Eh my heart will break if I click that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
58:00 <Kelevra> Bitch
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been having awesome fun all weekend
58:00 <Kelevra> Eh I hate him I miss micky
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a collingwood cheer squad member on my FB
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and being a Carlton supporter
59:00 <Bastardly_One> makes it that much sweeter
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah by 2015
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we're recruiting your entire team
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and coaching staff
59:00 <Kelevra> Carlton is my second favorite team
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we have daisy off you guys this year
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and he and Malthouse had a good relationship at Collingwood
00:00 <Bastardly_One> should be good
00:00 <Kelevra> So glad I didn't get some shit faced tat in nimbin I'd have probably gotten something pies oriented 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sports tatts
00:00 <Bastardly_One> almost as tragic as name tatts
00:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I'm a bogan now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> now?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> always have been
01:00 <Kelevra> Oh don't remind me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
01:00 <Kelevra> I have a fkn d on my ankle I have to get covered 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a good bloke <3
02:00 <Kelevra> I saw this chick with the same tat on the same ankle 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wanna hear something freaky?
02:00 <Kelevra> But I think she was lesbian cause she said hers is for diane
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend of mine in Perth has done some alt modelling
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this is about tatts
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's freaky to me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... she did a pic search on one of her own pics
03:00 <Bastardly_One> as it kind of got used a lot around the net
03:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and she found someone with a tatt of it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and a really bad version
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of creepy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like, finding some random creepy dude with a shit tattoo of a pic of yourself
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, it's way creepy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finding the pic for you
05:00 <Bastardly_One> on her FB
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> do i have my mate arounod for pizza drinks/pot movie and risk smoking a shitload of my tobacco, or just chill n know i wont smoke a shitload of tobacco?
07:00 <Kelevra> I just thought someone was trying to add me as a random and it turned out to be this funny guy who use to drive me to school
07:00 <Kelevra> Awesome 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel <3
07:00 <Kelevra> Be a loner josh I would haha
07:00 <Kelevra> Josh <3
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this pic searching
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she makes Serenity's pic taking seem conservative
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and so many albums!
09:00 <partay> someone sent me Serenity's norks 
09:00 <Kelevra> Her boobs?
09:00 <partay> yep
09:00 <Kelevra> Nice 
09:00 <partay> cant remember who
10:00 <Kelevra> They're huge
10:00 <partay> yah.. not  fan of huge tits
10:00 <Kelevra> Only a couple of people have seen my nudes thanks to dickhead 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> someone sent me boobie milk, i suspect it was Kelevra O_o
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dried it and snorted that shit bro
10:00 <partay> Kelevra i saw them 
11:00 <Kelevra> Nah lol
11:00 <Kelevra> Really?
11:00 <partay> nods
11:00 <Kelevra> What a cunt
11:00 <Serenity> Everyone has seen my boobs
11:00 <partay> meh you look ok 
11:00 <Kelevra> Ah well they're not bad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't
11:00 <Serenity> It wouldnt shock me if pictures are circulating
11:00 <Kelevra> My nudes are pretty tame
11:00 <partay> they're only boobs 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> are your boobs circulating?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine're ovulating
12:00 <Kelevra> I don't go spread eagle and I'm proud of my body. Its taken a pounding 
12:00 <Serenity> Exactly
12:00 <partay> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
13:00 <Serenity> The world is lucky im fat. Causr if I was hot id be nude everywhere
13:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> POUNDED 2 Death by Kelevra
13:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> my nude is nasty
13:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> gotta give warning ahead of time
13:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> :)
13:00 <partay> didnt someone create a site here to post nudes ?
14:00 <Serenity> I think loof did
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> this is hot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBG8kIiMC0
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Germany: Poledancing robots sleaze up CeBIT (Mar 10, 2014) 1:20 - Category: Science and Technology - 299,655 views - 509 likes (76.4%), 157 dislikes (23.6%)
14:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i want 2
15:00 <partay> i have no probs with nudity
15:00 <partay> im nude now 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> which character is this?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yessm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1489197_10152093222258859_196442557_n.jpg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes it's the perth chick you'd like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> on the way to Waicom
15:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i want to undress them bots
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Saya from Monsters High
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> mad
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and yeah she looks awesome
17:00 <Bastardly_One> all the good women
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seem hidden in Perth
17:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> found the pic of the tatt
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Alloy Ash https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/71941_195730470551037_1887485752_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get what I mean
18:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> u'd need a connoisseur to find them 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/197354_10150117690193859_1287067_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine searching the net for that pic of yourself
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and finding some creepy guy has a shit tatt of it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
19:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> serve u right for searching internet for tats pic
19:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> :D
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I think she was checking for copyright reasons
19:00 <Bastardly_One> which sounds fair to me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu stomach
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as if grumble
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm ink
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for more
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if anyone ever got purple inked on their penis cause they're queermo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I broke google
23:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> purple, color of bruises, its a turn on in snm
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha b1
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I think I'm hungry
27:00 <Bastardly_One> might go and do something about it
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
29:00 <Q{{cougar_seducer_yatch> i recommend ukraine to invite UN peace keepers
29:00 <ooomp> PandasDontDrive loves me
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh in my dreams!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
33:00 <ooomp> Nightly
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but at night im out sucking vampire blood
35:00 <ooomp> Is that code for penus?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> no! there's a war goin' on tween the goths and the vamp kids man!
36:00 <ooomp> Clearly a war between escorting males
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and though you know this, you never order me.
37:00 <ooomp> Oh the humanity
37:00 <ooomp> I would never succeed
39:00 <Pieter> Ricciardo has done very well  , fucking played it safe keeping it cool and 2nd on the podium , we got a proper aussie hero now
39:00 <ooomp> Where is Rak
40:00 <Rak> just got back from the march in march protests
40:00 <Rak> evbening, ooompalicious
40:00 <ooomp> Evbening to you too Rak
41:00 <Pieter> Webber wasnt our winer , evn if he did have an au flag next to his name on the stndings ... We may have our own home grown schimarcher happening now\
41:00 <ooomp> I don't get the march in march protested
41:00 <ooomp> Protesters*
42:00 <couleurs> lol @ Pieter 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's the march in march protest about?
42:00 <ooomp> This is what you're supposed to do when its election time
42:00 <Pieter> :P
42:00 <Rak> it's a protest against all the shit abbott's done
42:00 <ooomp> Complaining against the government PandasDontDrive
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> well good on ya for bothering
42:00 <ooomp> Yet we never had one against madaam Gillard
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt bother protesting protests. hope someone does
43:00 <Pieter> When the cunts decide to run their protest through a walking march on streets that contain tram lines , thne nup , organisers a4re the leaders n fuck them \
43:00 <ooomp> Labor supporters basically
43:00 <Rak> this was my first one ever
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you meet chicks this way
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks that wont bitch and moan in the sack later
44:00 <xm> if you like girls with dreads, hairy armpits that are awesome on the drums
44:00 <ooomp> News flash kids, labor did jack shit. Liberal will do about the same. Rinse and repeat
44:00 <xm> and that*
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol xm
45:00 <xm> just becareful if you go within 100m of them initially on your first date
45:00 <xm> they might cry rape
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> better than crying fire
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd flip out!
45:00 <ooomp> That's sexist xm
45:00 <ooomp> Men can call rape too
46:00 <ooomp> We just don't believe them
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <xm> just keep your mouth shut when she's going on about how veganism has changed her life for the better and starts eating the steak with her hands
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> or Fruitarianism
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
46:00 <xm> yeah, that's actually crazier than veganism
46:00 <xm> it has to fall off the plant...
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> How're those citris fruits babe? Got many teeth?
47:00 <xm> i think they are allowed to eat road kill. not sure
47:00 <Serenity> ...
47:00 <Serenity> so you cant pick fruit to eat?
47:00 <xm> nope
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> A road killed carrot would have to be burried!
47:00 <xm> it's "cruel"
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Serenity> wow
47:00 <Serenity> plants hav rites 2
47:00 <mrgrumpy> fucking vegans
47:00 <xm> they have to wait for it to go on the floor and start rotting
47:00 <xm> fruitarians 
47:00 <mrgrumpy> at least they're kosher...
47:00 <ooomp> Darwinism needs to sort these people out
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Welcome to the 21st century where Ideaslism is nuts.
48:00 <xm> they cant eat nuts either
48:00 <Serenity> =/
48:00 <mrgrumpy> and if killed correctly halal
48:00 <xm> as they cant fall off trees lulz
48:00 <Serenity> is it the theory that plants feel pain?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah since they're not fruit
48:00 <Serenity> cause .. i dont think you can feel pain without a nervous system..
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i guess they can eat cucumber and chillis
48:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, not quite, it's a bit more esoteric than that
48:00 <xm> i reckon the number of fruitarians probably skyrocketed after the release of Avatar
49:00 <mrgrumpy> Fruitarianism is more "mother nature giving you what she thinks you deserve"
49:00 <Serenity> oh right
49:00 <xm> just imagine a whole bunch of fruitarians starving to death surrounding a tree waiting for it to fall
49:00 <Serenity> so we're supposed to starve unless nature says so
49:00 <Serenity> cool
50:00 <xm> its fruit*
50:00 <Serenity> fuck that gimme a cow
50:00 <xm> Ethiopeans eat meat off cows while they're still alive
50:00 <xm> do that to give the fruitarians an angina attack
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:00 <mrgrumpy> xm, several cultures eat live meat
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm ethipean food
50:00 <xm> i know but Serenity just mentioned cows
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> goat meat ftw <3
51:00 <Serenity> why do they eat it alive
51:00 <xm> im not sure what other cultures do that
51:00 <mrgrumpy> couldnt imagine freshly slaughtered meat would taste all that nice anyways - adrenaline spoils the flavour
51:00 <mrgrumpy> xm - chinese will eat live fish - but that's ok they don't have any feelings
52:00 <mrgrumpy> I have no moral compunctions about eating meat, especially that of which I'd killed myself...
53:00 <mrgrumpy> I do have issues will killing something for the "sport" of it
54:00 <xm> i cried when my tamagotichi died
54:00 <xm> tamagotchi*
54:00 <mrgrumpy> fuck, didn't everyone?
54:00 <xm> or however it is spelt
55:00 <xm> good. so im not that fucked up after all
55:00 <mrgrumpy> little fucker tapping that the screen to be fed
55:00 <xm> come to think of it
55:00 <xm> he was pretty annoying
55:00 <xm> needy bastard
55:00 <mrgrumpy> my cat is a grade A arsehole
55:00 <mrgrumpy> but if he carked it I'd shed a tear
56:00 <mrgrumpy> maybe bury him in the garden for fertiliser 
56:00 <xm> pics of cat
57:00 <mrgrumpy> you want pictures of my cat? got a fetish?
57:00 <xm> sure
57:00 <xm> how about a pic of it in a spikey collar
58:00 <mrgrumpy> kinky!
58:00 <ShadowLurker> how about boobs
59:00 <mrgrumpy> seriously, it's 2014 how hard is it to source your own free porn these days?
00:00 <mrgrumpy> not like 96' where you had to d/l on a 14.4 modem
00:00 <Serenity> you need to take things far less seriously
00:00 <mrgrumpy> I'm highly strung ok!
00:00 <partay> omg
00:00 <partay> theres 5 lifetimes of porn on the net
01:00 <mrgrumpy> could you imagine knowing it was all up there but only having a 14.4 dialup connection... 
01:00 <partay> that would suck
01:00 <partay> well it used to 
01:00 <mrgrumpy> AND be a 14 y/o male
02:00 <mrgrumpy> you'd want to top yourself
03:00 <partay> god bless porn 
05:00 <couleurs> https://i.4cdn.org/hr/src/1394925336437.jpg
05:00 <partay> nice rack
08:00 <mrgrumpy> Ms Johansson
08:00 <mrgrumpy> anyways fuck you all I'm off to cook dinner and sink some more piss
08:00 <partay> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394955344083.jpg
09:00 <couleurs> what is that thing...
10:00 <partay> your mum 
10:00 <couleurs> pls leave the hot babe pic links 2 me u idiet thank u
18:00 <Serenity> getting the walking dead. better be fucking worth it
20:00 <couleurs> it's only ok
20:00 <couleurs> soz 2 say
21:00 <Serenity> ive been avoiding it but im running low on things to watch
25:00 <DreamSeller> download Legit 
25:00 <DreamSeller> !
29:00 <couleurs> big bang theory and 2 and a half mens are good shows 2 watch
36:00 <B1-not-here> Serenity
36:00 <B1-not-here> it is
36:00 <B1-not-here> very good series
36:00 <B1-not-here> *goes again for a bit*
37:00 <doctor> i like australias next top biggest model loser
38:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
50:00 <Lumeah> Evening. 
50:00 <Lumeah> *kicks room*
50:00 <Nikky`> Oi
50:00 <Nikky`> RUDRE
50:00 <Nikky`> RUDE also
50:00 <Lumeah> lool
50:00 <^pilot^> thanks....
50:00 <Lumeah> well no ones says nothing lol
51:00 <Lumeah> hey Nikky`
51:00 <Lumeah> hey ^pilot^ :) 
51:00 <^pilot^> hey Lumeah
51:00 <doctor> morning
52:00 <Nikky`> Evening
52:00 <Lumeah> hey doctor
54:00 <Nikky`> Hey nessen
55:00 <ness> thats me im guessen
55:00 <Nikky`> yessen
56:00 <ness> ahh Nikky messen with the nessen
56:00 <partay> Lumeah how's that bum for grubs ?
56:00 <Nikky`> I be messen with the nessen
57:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol 
57:00 <couleurs> hugs
59:00 <Lumeah> bum hasn't got grubs is good. lol :P
59:00 <Shadowgate> Lumeah did a asci face
59:00 <Shadowgate> with text it was so clever lol
59:00 <couleurs> :~)
02:00 <Lumeah> did i ? lol
02:00 <Shadowgate> you did a text face Lumeah lol
02:00 <couleurs> ;)
04:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> hai ladies
05:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> where are all the ladies go
07:00 <Serenity> B1-not-here i found a dish of mine that doesnt look good photographed lol
10:00 <B1-not-here> sif
11:00 <B1-not-here> brb ... again
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
16:00 <B1-not-here> watch sunday night
16:00 <B1-not-here> this is pretty fucking full on
17:00 <B1-not-here> 30 kids all up before Daniel
17:00 <Serenity> ohhh is it about the killer
17:00 <B1-not-here> yeah and very in depth
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sunday night is on?
18:00 <B1-not-here> yah in 15 for you
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got 60 mind on
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> mins
18:00 <B1-not-here> change over
18:00 <B1-not-here> you'll get really angry though
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> football is on seven
18:00 <B1-not-here> at some stage
18:00 <B1-not-here> oh yeah would be for you
18:00 <B1-not-here> spew
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> daniel thing is on 60 mins
18:00 <Serenity> fucking cunts dont have teh footy on here
19:00 <Shadowgate> we are all waking up at 4am to see if bastardly won types in irc
19:00 <Shadowgate> at that time
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 I feel that they should hang this guy on public tv, or shoot him
20:00 <Serenity> did you see theres been a 'bash on site' inforced with the in mates
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> broadcast hangings I say
20:00 <Serenity> and if you dont bash him on site you risk being bashed too
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowsers
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> he wont be in gp anyway
20:00 <B1-not-here> wait until you see why
20:00 <B1-not-here> jesus christ
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> he'd be in protective forever
20:00 <Serenity> nah hes in the solitary confinement
21:00 <Serenity> cause hes not safe
21:00 <B1-not-here> you'll get new info maybe
21:00 <B1-not-here> but so?
21:00 <B1-not-here> can still kill him in solitary
21:00 <Serenity> they will find a way to get to him
21:00 <B1-not-here> he has to be fed
21:00 <B1-not-here> ^
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like that the judge felt shitty that they couldnt punish him to a further extent
22:00 <B1-not-here> he'll never get parole
22:00 <Serenity> i think thats why theyve done the bash on site cause it will be hard to see him but if they do
22:00 <Serenity> hes gone
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> now he'll have 3 meals a day
22:00 <B1-not-here> not with everything that came out
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> access to books, study
22:00 <B1-not-here> and 30 kids before daniel
22:00 <B1-not-here> 30
22:00 <B1-not-here> not 3
22:00 <Serenity> whats his mental state like
22:00 <Serenity> would be suicide?
22:00 <Serenity> he
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> he could enroll in uni while in prison
22:00 <B1-not-here> no way
22:00 <B1-not-here> he's a confident predator
22:00 <B1-not-here> and a sadistic one
23:00 <B1-not-here> he won't suicide unless to try to get out of time, etc
23:00 <Serenity> sociopathic?
23:00 <B1-not-here> ad is on
23:00 <B1-not-here> very
23:00 <Serenity> gross
23:00 <B1-not-here> imagine a sociopathic sadist
23:00 <Serenity> hope they get to him and beat him to an inch of his life
23:00 <B1-not-here> with a thing for kids
23:00 <Serenity> i dont want them to kill him though
23:00 <Serenity> i want him to have to life through this
23:00 <Serenity> live
23:00 <B1-not-here> watch and see ... I'll be around still
23:00 <Serenity> ages to go here
24:00 <B1-not-here> yeah ... I sleep?
24:00 <B1-not-here> lol
24:00 <B1-not-here> I get emotional at shit like this
25:00 <Serenity> yeah ill be in tears no doubt
25:00 <Serenity> nothing used to make me cry until i had kids
25:00 <Serenity> now everything does
25:00 <B1-not-here> and angry at once
25:00 <B1-not-here> trust me
25:00 <B1-not-here> yeah right ... I've always been empathic
25:00 <B1-not-here> bit of a curse in some ways
27:00 <B1-not-here> a is ovr
27:00 <B1-not-here> ad is over too
34:00 <Shadowgate> can someone post a link to this story about this confident predator
39:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> <-- writing draft copy...
39:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u can preorder
43:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/bU2VpG9.jpg
44:00 <Serenity> fond you a present Bastardly_One
44:00 <Serenity> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/187126/goodhead-oral-delight-spray-mint-1oz
44:00 <couleurs> that's me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have no use for it though :(
46:00 <Serenity> im such a child lol looking through that site at the lubes and gels n laughing like a 12 year old
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who's that pooncey magician
46:00 <Bastardly_One> from melb?
46:00 <Serenity> 'numb nutz' prolong gel
46:00 <Bastardly_One> something constantino
46:00 <Serenity> no idea
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
49:00 <Pyro-> i heard google can be a bit of a help for questions like that :P
50:00 <couleurs> http://instagram.com/p/llPzvlpXqp/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this wanker thinks he's criss angel
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and can't read or write ... was considered stupid
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and now a hardcore magician
52:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of him
53:00 <couleurs> yep criss angel is cool
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy isn't
54:00 <MusiciaN> well i guess he has no fans and nobody has heard of him
54:00 <MusiciaN> oh wait, you've heard of him
54:00 <couleurs> what guy...
55:00 <Pyro-> neither of them are cool.. but they have a talent and make a lot of money.. aka cunts
55:00 <^pilot^> bored
55:00 <Pyro-> constantino sounds right
55:00 <Pyro-> isn't he aussie?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> constentino
55:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's a e
55:00 <^pilot^> hey b1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah from Melbourne
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hey ^pilot^
55:00 <couleurs> constipation
56:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. heard of him, never seen his show
56:00 <Serenity> mm criss angel is hot
56:00 <couleurs> all magicians are dickhaeds soz 
56:00 <stuffz> im comming out of the rabbit hole!
56:00 <Pyro-> he's a totally annoying toss pot :P
56:00 <stuffz> Pieter! im back dude!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I like criss angel
56:00 <Serenity> who cares i dont want to talk to him
57:00 <Bastardly_One> all the rest are imitators
57:00 <Pyro-> lol.. fair enough
57:00 <Bastardly_One> even with the beard Serenity?
57:00 <Pyro-> copperfield for life!!   lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> looks pretty dero with the beard
57:00 <Serenity> not keen on facial hair
57:00 <Serenity> but meh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this must be for you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> [08:53pm] [spence] Tell those dumb cunts to unban me yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <stuffz> nobody remembers me!
58:00 <Pyro-> chicks looke weird with a beard
58:00 <Zade> a week is a long time in irc stuffz
58:00 <Serenity> lool
58:00 <stuffz> i been down the rabbit hole for at least 6 months
58:00 <Bastardly_One> irc works in dog years
59:00 <Bastardly_One> a week is like forever
02:00 <^pilot^> Hey Ken
02:00 <Serenity> ty sir
02:00 <Nikky`> What? I might not want a JD?
02:00 <^pilot^> You're welcome Ma'am
02:00 <Nikky`> I don't but still
02:00 <Nikky`> hehe thank you
02:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
03:00 <Zade> bloody sick of winter, cant wait for summer 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ sick of winter ... already
03:00 <^pilot^> Zade
03:00 <^pilot^> go work in a foundry
04:00 <Lumeah> perm banned
04:00 <Zade> no beach in a foundry 
04:00 <^pilot^> Its hot 
04:00 <Nikky`> Its not even winter
04:00 <Zade> its cold though 
05:00 <Zade> without snow 
05:00 <^pilot^> Zade
05:00 <^pilot^> go put some clothes on 
05:00 <Nikky`> Its not overly cold
05:00 <Nikky`> Zade does like to irc naked
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> the usual suspects is on tonight!!
05:00 <^pilot^> Hey Josh
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 THe Lego Usual Suspects
05:00 <Nikky`> That is one of my fave movies
05:00 <Zade> also cam4, i make extra tokens
06:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
07:00 <Zade> i pick up my new car this week Nikky`, wanna come for a spin?
07:00 <Nikky`> I'll drive
07:00 <Zade> ok
07:00 <Zade> i'll drink
08:00 <Nikky`> No worries
08:00 <stuffz> this place the recluse zone is it cos this is where i shold be but i dont talk much
10:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> yeh room full of recluse
10:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> ppl that shunts real world
10:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> and real world shunts them
10:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> also coz they cant afford real world
11:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> hai stuffz
11:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> hows ur refridgerator doing
13:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/pYGcdWp.jpg
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/quXK82P.gif
14:00 <couleurs> me on irc
16:00 <stuffz> im divoircing the fridge
17:00 <stuffz> comming out of the rabbit hoile
20:00 <couleurs> thesmithstshirt.jpg
21:00 <stuffz> who is the4 cougar club what nick did you use before?
22:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/5gMQawA.jpg
22:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> Q{
23:00 <couleurs> sux
23:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/0RFpMQ1
23:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/vmDGKhO.jpg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> strawberry mentos ... yum
25:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/BF8QuLu.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/177406/fetish-fantasy-extreme-10-vibrating-silicone-hollow-strap-on
25:00 <Serenity> :|
26:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> i recommend u upgrade to these stuffz 
26:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBG8kIiMC0
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Germany: Poledancing robots sleaze up CeBIT (Mar 10, 2014) 1:20 - Category: Science and Technology - 302,657 views - 511 likes (76.2%), 160 dislikes (23.8%)
26:00 <doctor> bit pricey
26:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/qV4vzdw.gif
26:00 <doctor> you'd have to get your moneys worth out of it
27:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/7zTLi5e.gif
27:00 <Serenity> im sure you would
27:00 <couleurs> hoty
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> For men with ED (erectile dysfunction), the hollow strap-on allows you both to enjoy the passion of face-to-face sex without the untimely midway letdowns.
30:00 <Serenity> you might need it in a couple years b1
30:00 <norti> rofl
30:00 <Bonny> gawd
30:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
30:00 <Serenity> not sure anyone needs 10 inches
30:00 <Serenity> but whatever floats your boat
30:00 <Bonny> lol
30:00 <^pilot^> maybe one size fits all sarah 
31:00 <Serenity> wit
31:00 <Serenity> wot
32:00 <^pilot^> you heard me 
32:00 <^pilot^> Maybe the developers made it as a "one size fits all" kinda thing
32:00 <Serenity> yesss it fits everyone
32:00 <Serenity> its only like 6 inches inside
32:00 <Serenity> im saying no female needs to take 10 inches
33:00 <^pilot^> ohhh
33:00 <^pilot^> unless you're one of the chicks i know in rocko :P
33:00 <^pilot^> or Mount Druitt
33:00 <Serenity> theyre just greedy
33:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> are there anything for women with 2 ginas?
33:00 <norti> is it just for females ?
33:00 <norti> lolol
34:00 <^pilot^> maybe 
34:00 <^pilot^> maybe not
34:00 <^pilot^> whatever floats your boat norti
34:00 <Serenity> i suppose if you want to do bottoms with it
34:00 <Serenity> you can
34:00 <norti> just asking the question :))
35:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> there should be more surface area for pelvic area
35:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> to spread the force
35:00 <Serenity> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/176263/beginners-glow-in-the-dark-hollow-strap-on
35:00 <Serenity> ROFL
36:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> oh i dig that one
36:00 <Nikky`> lol Serenity
36:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> she can rampage me any time
38:00 <^pilot^> smoko 
38:00 <capybara> https://24.media.tumblr.com/bcc6849ae6d0c11fbe1dbcc718c5387e/tumblr_mitqfk4iu01rlb6iho1_250.gif
38:00 <^pilot^> brb
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/10015050_259371580902147_2114929576_n.jpg
39:00 <couleurs> I Like Them
41:00 <Serenity> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/187412/inflatable-lovers-hot-seat-exclusive-deal
41:00 <Serenity> for those lonely nights at home... . . .
42:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> lonely ladies can call me
42:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> im on call now
43:00 <Bonny> give us 1 reason why we should call you?
46:00 <Bonny> hmmm I killed the chat lol
46:00 <couleurs> hueheuehu
48:00 <couleurs> http://yesassets.s3.amazonaws.com/serlin/image/serlin_32740.jpg?d=20140121152518
48:00 <couleurs> pewww smelly shoes!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I just spent 3/4s of an hour
49:00 <Bastardly_One> misunderstanding ONE instruction on the page
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
50:00 <Shadowgate> go calrton
50:00 <Shadowgate> beat prot
50:00 <Shadowgate> port
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 79
50:00 <Bastardly_One> to 73
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I said we'd win between 9 and 18
51:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like I'm gonna be right
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 80
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we just got a rushed point
52:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/cH2pwYs.gif
53:00 <ShadowLurker> giant rubber dongs
54:00 <Serenity> u luv dem
55:00 <couleurs> i'm me
56:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/FbohDGN.jpg
58:00 <couleurs> lesbians
00:00 <druff> breasts
02:00 <couleurs> Brownstein was outed as bisexual to her family and the world by Spin when she was 21 years old.
02:00 <Serenity> we're about to lose this fucking game..
02:00 <Serenity> are you serious
02:00 <couleurs> i don't like this
02:00 <couleurs> annie u ded 2 me time 2 find some1 new
04:00 <capybara> https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hon5UoBH1qzzkr9o1_500.gif
07:00 <lilypilly> hey guys what's going on
07:00 <couleurs> me 2
08:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/215169_414790985256720_908458039_n.jpg
09:00 <couleurs> what's those mean idgi
10:00 <capybara> http://i.imgur.com/1KiurAI.gif
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
12:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Port massively cameback
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we're getting slaughtered
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 87 - 114
12:00 <Serenity> you jinxed them you fucker
12:00 <lilypilly> was there blood everywhere?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of known Serenity
13:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like I did ... damn it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> simba is going on ignore already
13:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
14:00 <Serenity> this is why i never spruke before a football game
14:00 <Serenity> its embarrassing when you lose
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's going to be insufferable
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for hours
15:00 <Bastardly_One> poosibly days
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *possibly
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if Zara is "Misrtress Zara" from the old days of this channel
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wonder enough to find out in a pm
18:00 <Zara> no
18:00 <Zara> i 
18:00 <Zara> am
18:00 <Zara> not
18:00 <Zara> :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd remember my nick if you were :P
21:00 <capybara> https://31.media.tumblr.com/437f50a522b68753ed2133909440f0d3/tumblr_n06gqes1rC1s567uwo1_500.gif
22:00 <couleurs> bye bich!!!!!!!
22:00 <Serenity> fuck
22:00 <Serenity> game over.
22:00 <Serenity> slaughtered
23:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> :o
24:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
24:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u were shopping just before
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I found my mc server on youtube
24:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> now slaughtered?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want a look
24:00 <Serenity> fuck off Q seriously
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtdgZo7_QhM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minecraft - Deadmau5 (Aug 29, 2011) 3:22 - Category: Gaming - 84,576 views - 1,141 likes (98.7%), 15 dislikes (1.3%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> here's the server I admin on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and the making of the mau5head
25:00 <Bastardly_One> aint it purdy?
25:00 <capybara> bye
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not homework though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
26:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> that is just seriously rude wacked
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we put a fuckload into it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fun probably for Serenity to watch
26:00 <couleurs> i meant the gif.......
26:00 <Bastardly_One> being into MC as well
27:00 <Serenity> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb5_1394936283
27:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Dog Not Allowed On The Bed (Date: Mar-15-2014, 9 hours ago) - Views: 12758 - Played: 12008
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that before
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed it
28:00 <capybara> oh........ almost bye time ne way
29:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/p-UdYB_xyy0
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Verizon Promo 2014 | "More Everything Plan for Small Business" | Verizon Wireless (Mar 10, 2014) 0:31 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,507 views - 3 likes (42.9%), 4 dislikes (57.1%)
29:00 <couleurs> discusteing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <simba> gg Serenity u had me worried 4 a while there
30:00 <Kelevra> You beasts with your proper internets
31:00 <Kelevra> :(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU
32:00 <Bastardly_One> go away
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of payed the umpires
32:00 <Kelevra> NO YOUR FACE
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not you this time
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ,3
33:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 too
33:00 <Kelevra> Oh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> him
33:00 <Kelevra> <3
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the Port supporter
33:00 <Kelevra> It/him the simba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah HIM
33:00 <Kelevra> Lol
34:00 <simba> the umpires were shocking but we were too good story of last year
34:00 <Bastardly_One> i jinxed 'em
34:00 <Bastardly_One> when we were in front
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy laughing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
35:00 <capybara> https://24.media.tumblr.com/e568321476d1d9bf3e25a8df958013c5/tumblr_n28mfdrYuF1tn4wizo1_500.gif
35:00 <couleurs> inceptetioen
43:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/t0LSkX46dS4
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating (Apr 24, 2012) 1:30 - Category: Comedy - 1,327,582 views - 13,322 likes (97.5%), 344 dislikes (2.5%)
43:00 <couleurs> that's lsd
49:00 <Serenity> [7:31pm] <simba> gg Serenity u had me worried 4 a while there
49:00 <Serenity> good game simba
49:00 <Serenity> i was only following online but yer you did well
54:00 <simba> u
54:00 <simba> n e 1 4 man utd - LFC
55:00 <couleurs> u
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> just when i want to watch a movie n wear headset so as not to annoy neighbour upstairs, headset dies :(
56:00 <capybara> http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9d7e7bb1e0f59f5581eb25ec879749a/tumblr_n2i3dcED0X1szh7jyo1_500.gif
00:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/S0Ukg0706pI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The War On Drugs - An Ocean Between The Waves (Philly) 3-14-14 (Mar 14, 2014) 7:38 - Category: Music - 185 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:00 <couleurs> aoty2k14
04:00 <couleurs> cool drum machine
05:00 <simba> [email protected]
08:00 <DreamSeller> Bastardly_One: http://tinyurl.com/pjyz6l2
08:00 <BlackDevil> TinyURL: Redirects to: http://youtu.be/AWH_cb-pBTY
08:00 <couleurs> damn these recordings are gr8
10:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
10:00 <Serenity> haha zing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not what I was jesusing at
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or the link
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but nvm ... not that humouress in translation from my brain to fingers
11:00 <The_Baron> rickrolling?
11:00 <The_Baron> seriously?
11:00 <DreamSeller> :D
11:00 <ShadowLurker> def a cop
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been going all weekend The_Baron
12:00 <Bastardly_One> got me once ... never clicked again
12:00 <DreamSeller> twice 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've counted 3 or 4
13:00 <Bastardly_One> seems more though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... 3 I think
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
14:00 <Serenity> chris is threatening me with the police...
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
15:00 <Bastardly_One> have you let him know you know where he lives yet?
15:00 <Serenity> i havent said anything to him
15:00 <Serenity> hes juts raging he cant evade my ban
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fun times then
24:00 <shadsam> HI ALL
24:00 <shadsam> WB YA ALL
25:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off
26:00 <couleurs> thank u
26:00 <shadsam> ill just ignore u drunk
27:00 <Kelevra> I'm a drunk?
28:00 <shadsam> also retarded
29:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
29:00 <prowl> shadsam, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
29:00 <Kelevra> Okidoki 
29:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
29:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 9 hours 41 minutes ago (16.03. 12:48) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 11 hours 15 minutes there.
29:00 <simba> 1 hour until kick off
30:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
31:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime.........
33:00 <shadsam> bedtimes for faggottz,...xd
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up wombat
34:00 <shadsam> quiet dweeb
35:00 <shadsam> aids infested
35:00 <capybara> http://asset-7.soup.io/asset/5635/0231_7e21.gif
35:00 <shadsam> haha
36:00 <shadsam> u wanna punch on with the best
36:00 <shadsam> meet me
36:00 <couleurs> Scarlett^Witchonsen
36:00 <simba> lmao stfu wayne u obese bogan
37:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
37:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
37:00 <shadsam> total imbocile
37:00 <simba> "u wanna punch on with the best" lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> good
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be so lucy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *lucky
37:00 <shadsam> no tunes no self pic
37:00 <simba> shads magazine issue 2 will have that quote on the front cover
37:00 <shadsam> until then m8 u r dogshit
38:00 <simba> now he wants you to compare yourself to him
38:00 <couleurs> lmao
38:00 <shadsam> ive seen coulers pic..least he and baron have 1
39:00 <shadsam> lets see the big mouth Bastardly_Ones pic
39:00 <shadsam> hey
39:00 <shadsam> lol
39:00 <shadsam> would be the lol of the century
39:00 <simba> lmao
39:00 <simba> <shadsam> ive seen coulers pic.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
39:00 <simba> this guy is so good
39:00 <simba> he must be on gear atm
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where's this wombat been not to see my pic?
39:00 <simba> shut up wayne u r ruining everything
40:00 <Bonny> I thought everyone has seen your pic, Bastardly_One lol
40:00 <shadsam> sif study IT
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I
40:00 <Bastardly_One> as if not study IT in the age of IT
40:00 <shadsam> WHAT A CONGLOMERATE OF OUTDATED BS
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
40:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/rzPvT
40:00 <Bastardly_One> outdated eh?
40:00 <couleurs> wow this is long
40:00 <simba> http://int.soccerway.com/matches/2014/03/16/england/premier-league/manchester-united-fc/liverpool-fc/1483751/?ICID=HP_MS_04_01 TEAMS R OUT
40:00 <Bastardly_One> look around you ... past your stomach
40:00 <The_Baron> conglomoration*
40:00 <shadsam> IM studying real estate
40:00 <The_Baron> grammar
41:00 <shadsam> considering ive allready made 120k
41:00 <shadsam> without even trying
41:00 <The_Baron> u sold ur place?
41:00 <shadsam> ive sold 2x bro
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 120 cents maybe
41:00 <Serenity> wayne has been raging all day
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what a crock of shit
41:00 <Serenity> clearly on some sort of cum done
41:00 <norti> later good peoples :)))
41:00 <LilDragonGirl> The_Baron, u just made a spelling error too
41:00 <Serenity> cum.. lol come
41:00 <shadsam> im not raging im chatting
41:00 <The_Baron> LilDragonGirl, yeah I did actually realise that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's peaking personally
42:00 <Serenity> you have been going off like a fucken firework all day you fat fuck
42:00 <The_Baron> thanks for identifying it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks up to me when he's straight
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, you'd remember Krystal
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <The_Baron> wait up
42:00 <The_Baron> I just double checked
42:00 <The_Baron> I didn't make a spelling mistake
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you two should reunite :P
42:00 <Serenity> i dont think LilDragonGirl is who you think she is
42:00 <The_Baron> I thought I did too
42:00 <The_Baron> go figure
42:00 <shadsam> DIE SLAG KILL YA KIDS
42:00 <The_Baron> oh Krystal
42:00 <Bastardly_One> whois ... she's the chinese one I know
43:00 <Serenity> shads
43:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol Serenity who am i
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not that it matters really but she is the old Krystal
43:00 <Serenity> youve got one last chance before you're out of here for good
43:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't ya LilDragonGirl
43:00 <Serenity> so fucking neck up you fucking cheeseburger
43:00 <LilDragonGirl> older. Bastardly_One 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sorry *lol*
43:00 <The_Baron> and less tread on the tires
43:00 <shadsam> dont worry me best m8 is a PI
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Pissed Imbecile?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't doubt it
44:00 <Serenity> now hes gonna threaten to kill me again
44:00 <Serenity> boring
44:00 <Bastardly_One> notice how some just can't get over me though?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sad really
45:00 <shadsam> next subect jeesus lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty fucking boring
45:00 <shadsam> j keys fuct
45:00 <Serenity> whos talking about you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he was before ... damn ya
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to bait him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no fun :(
45:00 <shadsam> cya frayed
46:00 <shadsam> people like u ops like you ruined austnet.
46:00 <couleurs> everybody hates shads a sitcom about the new beagle
46:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> because they get sick of fuckwittery?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like you wombat?
46:00 <Serenity> yes yes we ruined austnet etc
46:00 <Bastardly_One> go do a mamma cass and choke on a sandwich
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ya fat slob
46:00 <shadsam> no they dont
46:00 <Serenity> not sure how its ruined when you're all still here
46:00 <shadsam> thats fiction
46:00 <Serenity> crying in other channels
46:00 <shadsam> sif id care anyways
46:00 <Serenity> you do care
46:00 <The_Baron> it's just the way we all like it
47:00 <Serenity> youve been crying in cats all day
47:00 <The_Baron> cunty place full of cunty ppl
47:00 <Serenity> and setting topics about me in channels no ones in
47:00 <The_Baron> being cunts to eachother
47:00 <shadsam> luv the haters
47:00 <Serenity> clearly you care
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol topics as well?
47:00 <shadsam> they make me even more famous
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty tragic
47:00 <Bastardly_One> been taking chris lessons clearly
47:00 <partay> oh shadsam are you still being a retard?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he said once ... fatso that is
47:00 <shadsam> all u do is get a 10 bnc
48:00 <Serenity> yes apparently i have a dead baby in my stomach and someone should fuck my air or something
48:00 <Serenity> i dont know it didnt make sense
48:00 <shadsam> u cant be banned anywhere
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been diagnosed with aggressive schitzo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and seems true enough
48:00 <The_Baron> oh lordy
48:00 <shadsam> but yeah ops like femmefatale killeed austnet
49:00 <The_Baron> I am gonna brb the fuck out of this shit
49:00 <The_Baron> brb
49:00 <shadsam> look at sydney channel
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what The_Baron means
49:00 <shadsam> lol
49:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> too much air in stomach, i can understand that
49:00 <Serenity> sigh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
49:00 <shadsam> used to 160 users in sydney alone
49:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> u get bloated feeling but ur still hungry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go back to homework for a bit
49:00 <shadsam> i have all logs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not gonna finish it all but I will by the class after
50:00 <shadsam> i ust had chocolate thanks
50:00 <shadsam> just too
50:00 <Serenity> i might go lay on broken glass
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same concept sezz
50:00 <Bastardly_One> as my homework
50:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> naked even
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and roll around in it
51:00 <shadsam> being banned i got shit done
51:00 <shadsam> entertain yourselves
51:00 <Bastardly_One> really>
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
51:00 <shadsam> jelous tards.
51:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> dont do it naked, the paper will stick to ur skin
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I reackon she should ban you at least 48hrs
51:00 <Q{{_cougar_cub> coz of the sweat
51:00 <Bastardly_One> to test that theory
51:00 <Serenity> jealous of what?
51:00 <Serenity> your fat gut and shards?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> his stomach
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit talking skills
52:00 <Bastardly_One> HIS CAPS M8
52:00 <The_Baron> back
52:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:23:55 PM* <shadsam> * shadsam changes topic to 'SERENITY HAS A DEAD BABY IN HER GUTS SHE IS A BASTARD XD IMO FUCK HER LIFE AIR...'
52:00 <Serenity> shads dont think element is going to hack me you fat spastic
52:00 <The_Baron> german gummi bears o0o0o yeah!
52:00 <shadsam> could go sum lollies
52:00 <shadsam> few redskins
53:00 <shadsam> pinapples
53:00 <Serenity> you dont need lollies
53:00 <shadsam> teeth
53:00 <shadsam> snakes
53:00 <ShadowLurker> you need lipsuction
53:00 <shadsam> caramel buddies
53:00 <ShadowLurker> liposuction
53:00 <shadsam> etc
54:00 <Bonny> shadsam.. why don't you do all us a favour and just top yourself
54:00 <shadsam> thats a good idea i forgot bout actuallyiez
54:00 <shadsam> 20 bux worth mixed lollies off the slopehead
55:00 <shadsam> bonny ur on the injection
55:00 <Bonny> am I?
55:00 <shadsam> when ur liver caves in good luck
55:00 <Bonny> lol
55:00 <Bonny> why would my liver cave in?
55:00 <Bonny> I dont do drugs
55:00 <shadsam> ur on mental health
55:00 <shadsam> ur a skitzo maniac
56:00 <Bonny> oh yeah.. I'm gonna come to your house and stab you
56:00 <shadsam> CTO
56:00 <shadsam> WANT MY ADDRESS
56:00 <Bonny> sure
56:00 <shadsam> when u coming
56:00 <Bonny> but it will be fake
56:00 <Bonny> soon
56:00 <shadsam> u wont leave alive
56:00 <Bonny> you reckon? lol
56:00 <shadsam> certain,..haha
56:00 <Bonny> don't underestimate the power of a maniac lol
57:00 <shadsam> cto looser
57:00 <Bonny> what's cto?
57:00 <shadsam> go home bushpig...xd
57:00 <shadsam> god ur a liar
57:00 <shadsam> blatant
57:00 <Bonny> I'm asking you what cto is?
57:00 <Bonny> how am I a liar?
58:00 <BlackDevil> girls lie
58:00 <BlackDevil> a lot
58:00 <Bonny> lol
58:00 <partay> shadsam jesus dude you are one fucked up puppy 
58:00 <shadsam> shesdrug fuct
58:00 <shadsam> owns sexchannel
58:00 <Bonny> are you in perth, shadsam?
58:00 <shadsam> what a goat
58:00 <The_Baron> shads, chill man
58:00 <Bonny> I dont own any sex channel lol
58:00 <The_Baron> and that was a bit pot calling kettle black
58:00 <shadsam> imchilled
58:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL!!!!
58:00 <shadsam> shes ona CTO
59:00 <shadsam> i have logs of here saying it
59:00 <Bonny> am I? wtf is that?
59:00 <shadsam> was recnt
59:00 <Bonny> show me logs then
59:00 <shadsam> recent
59:00 <Bonny> me saying I'm cto
59:00 <Bonny> I would like to see the logs
59:00 <shadsam> this kb is er lol going to the shithouseinswapofa quadcore tower,then ill run 25 vstsis
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