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00:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/995583_573252929410450_185233875_n.jpg
00:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
00:00 <The_Baron> this made me laugh far more than it should have
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <Excessive> there's cakes with 1 inch thick fckn greasy cream and there's cake that u could eat 3 times a day
01:00 <Senpai> i would do laina
01:00 <Serenity> i didnt see any cakes with cream on them
01:00 <Senpai> she's incredibly attractive
01:00 <The_Baron> who?
01:00 <Senpai> she's the chick in that pic
01:00 <The_Baron> oh
01:00 <Saemon> is she a celeb?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck does this mean?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Thanks to all at good life today in Perth! Confetti city!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he just told me on Skype
02:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
02:00 <Senpai> she's an internet thing
02:00 <The_Baron> and goddamn this track is soooo overcompressed Bastardly_One
02:00 <Excessive> ummmm wait ........... they call it cream as in (crema) in Romanian, though they're reffering to the butter mixed watever flavour they's usin in it
02:00 <Senpai> fantasy fuck for millions of neckbeards
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath hey?
02:00 <beehhh> level II plagarism
02:00 <The_Baron> good song, shame it's giving me ear fatigue already
02:00 <Excessive> so like the buttery lardish filling
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's mean to
02:00 <Bastardly_One> batter you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the title :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the lyrics
02:00 <Saemon> how is neckbeard even possible?
02:00 <beehhh> this course is killing me n no women wants to help
02:00 <Senpai> i dunno
02:00 <Senpai> i have one
03:00 <Senpai> i like to stroke it
03:00 <Saemon> ive never had that much hair grow on my neck
03:00 <Excessive> not actual cream that we know
03:00 <Saemon> if at all
03:00 <beehhh> fucken alien breeder big cock taker
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so Future Sounds must of been good in Perth today
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel is hyper as fuck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu cunt
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be sleeping
03:00 <beehhh> bigger the cock is better the fun is
03:00 <The_Baron> Future Music*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what'd I type?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> stoned much?
03:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
03:00 <The_Baron> I dunno how u can handle the commercial EDM crowds
04:00 <The_Baron> well u won't I suppose
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont :P
04:00 <beehhh> who invented circumsicion needs to be hanged
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but he keeps asking non stop
04:00 <Bastardly_One> are you coming?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like stfu
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
04:00 <The_Baron> I remember last big EDM festival I went to (Global Gathering)
04:00 <beehhh> and your fake visas
04:00 <The_Baron> I think in the 10 hours I was there
04:00 <beehhh> I DONT WANN YOUR FUTURE
04:00 <Serenity> i didnt see any cakes with buttery lard fillings
04:00 <The_Baron> only met 3 cool ppl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna hate it really
04:00 <The_Baron> the rest all looked like Chestbrah
04:00 <The_Baron> it was horrible
04:00 <Bastardly_One> because I want to hlf see one other act
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then I have to wait for him to play
05:00 <Senpai> shrek is love
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we hug n cry
05:00 <The_Baron> is Bloody Beetroots playing?
05:00 <Senpai> shrek is life
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I get the train home
05:00 <The_Baron> coz he is actually worthwhile live
05:00 <The_Baron> not his DJ set
05:00 <beehhh> my justice is i havent done anything wrong
05:00 <The_Baron> his live set
05:00 <beehhh> i knew i was right
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath Steve Aoki
05:00 <Excessive> this kindah filling ........... http://gourmandine.ro/reteta-prajituri/prajitura-cu-rom-si-visine/
05:00 <Bastardly_One> is spot on live
05:00 <Senpai> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBJYG4E1Rg
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Teddy Killerz - Big Blow (Mini Mix) (Mar 3, 2014) 3:56 - Category: Music - 4 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is correct
05:00 <The_Baron> Aoki's old chunky tek was cool
06:00 <The_Baron> but his new shit is just sooo cheese
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he's playing on of the two
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there's two festivals
06:00 <Serenity> looks gross
06:00 <Bastardly_One> on the same week
06:00 <Saemon> http://www.taste.com.au/images/recipes/agt/2013/04/33237_l.jpg
06:00 <Saemon> malterser cake
06:00 <beehhh> she thinks its ok using my money on her new bf, its not ok using ur husband's hard yakka money on someone you wanna fuck bitch
06:00 <Saemon> has anyone ever tried it?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is the other one on?
06:00 <The_Baron> is that cherry and hazelnut, Excessive?
06:00 <beehhh> rot in hell
06:00 <Bastardly_One> man ... good pot tonight
07:00 <Bastardly_One> making me a bimbo from hell
07:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
07:00 <The_Baron> I've gone back to the Kandy Kush
07:00 <beehhh> rot all together
07:00 <The_Baron> so I am just in a good mood
07:00 <Saemon> i bet the only thing that tastes nice in a malteser cake is the actual maltesers itself that they put on the cake
07:00 <The_Baron> Terminator Kush was just making me feel woozy
07:00 <Saemon> and the actual cake itself is just meh
07:00 <Saemon> ordinary cake
07:00 <Excessive> that's wat I was reffering to when I said the disgustingly buttered up filling
07:00 <beehhh> nobody does better fucking then them
07:00 <Saemon> unless its like the honeycomb flaver of the malteser
08:00 <beehhh> steal heart not the whole organ bitch
08:00 <The_Baron> it aint honeycomb, it's malt
08:00 <Saemon> ah
09:00 <beehhh> bitch of a court system too didnt wanna hear from me cause i aint got no rights but tell you frankly i dont care nothingless
09:00 <BillyGoat> my balls itchy
09:00 <BillyGoat> lick em beehhh
09:00 <BillyGoat> lick off all the urine off my balls beehhh
09:00 <beehhh> female urine on ur balls eww
09:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1545785_594279450643698_1059053911_n.jpg
09:00 <The_Baron> this would be nice now
09:00 <The_Baron> all these pics of sweets
09:00 <Saemon> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/a4/fc/ea/a4fceabc6d9c453f1a62ffc597638e1e.jpg
09:00 <The_Baron> now I want a prosciutto pizza
10:00 <simba> fuk that pizza looks ownage
10:00 <Saemon> http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x27/rainedew/2011%2011Nov/collageHensNight7.jpg
10:00 <Senpai> that looks fucking delicious
10:00 <simba> is the white cheese bocconcini or something
10:00 <beehhh> you know what we're over
10:00 <simba> mozzarella is that the other white 1
11:00 <The_Baron> simba, yeah it is bocconcini
11:00 <Saemon> lol a what pizza The_Baron?
11:00 <Saemon> sounds like prostitute pizza
11:00 <Saemon> lol
11:00 <simba> prosciutto is the ownage 2
11:00 <simba> i just found out bocc IS IN THE mozz family
11:00 <Senpai> it might as well be a prostitute pizza
11:00 <The_Baron> it's like a fancy bacon
11:00 <The_Baron> but really thin sliced
11:00 <The_Baron> and really well cured
11:00 <beehhh> if I only knew worse days to come with you i'd never be your friend
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> simba, yeah it is
11:00 <Senpai> who is this beehhh cunt
11:00 <The_Baron> they are all curds
11:00 <Senpai> fuck off
12:00 <beehhh> fucking right off mate
12:00 <Eon> opps
12:00 <Excessive> ever have this The_Baron? ......... http://www.jocooks.com/bakery/pastries/fried-dough-filled-with-feta-cheese-a-k-a-langosi-cu-branza/
12:00 <simba> thats how a home made pizza needs 2 b
12:00 <beehhh> just chill to the next episode
12:00 <simba> is beehhh quoting snoop
12:00 <Senpai> im not sure
12:00 <The_Baron> yes I have Excessive
12:00 <Excessive> fckn mad shit
12:00 <simba> the chronic 2001 just came out in bangladesh
12:00 <Senpai> didn't realise snoop wrote paperback love novels
12:00 <beehhh> every cunts betrayed me accept my parent and i love them with my soul
13:00 <The_Baron> turks make it too
13:00 <The_Baron> call it puf borek
13:00 <Excessive> I thought so, hence y I asked
13:00 <Saemon> with your soul?
13:00 <The_Baron> though usually plain, sometimes filled with fetta cheese
13:00 <The_Baron> though I like it plain for breakfast
13:00 <The_Baron> and fill em with ur favourite stuff
13:00 <The_Baron> like garlic olives and tomatoes drizzled in olive oil
13:00 <Senpai> your mum hot beehhh?
13:00 <The_Baron> shit like that
13:00 <Senpai> she like young boys?
14:00 <Senpai> sezz likes young boys
14:00 <beehhh> chad is on skype
15:00 <Serenity> excuse me
15:00 <Senpai> woops
15:00 <Excessive> wat abt chevups?
15:00 <simba> chad is on #ps3 too
15:00 <The_Baron> yeah skinless sausages
15:00 <Excessive> ummmmmm
15:00 <The_Baron> love that stuff
15:00 <Excessive> http://www.claudiashomecooking.com/romanian-mici-meech/
15:00 <Excessive> them, or rather that's how they do it at home
15:00 <The_Baron> aah so this is the romanian version of a kofta then
16:00 <beehhh> im skeping wit him
16:00 <beehhh> hes half naked
16:00 <Excessive> it's aminly half pork mince, half beef mince and a shitload of minced garlic and salt n pepper
16:00 <The_Baron> whoops they are chevups
16:00 <BillyGoat> Excessive
16:00 <Excessive> mainly*
17:00 <BillyGoat> chevups are good
17:00 <simba> im calling beehhh
17:00 <Excessive> BillyGoat
17:00 <The_Baron> they look like kofta a lot in that first pic
17:00 <BillyGoat> cook them cunts all the time 
17:00 <Excessive> aye BillyGoat
17:00 <BillyGoat> knock ya noggin off wid me nulla nulla Excessive
17:00 <The_Baron> except with kofta it's lamb mince, cumin, onion, garlic, (parsely optional)
17:00 <The_Baron> also binded with breadcrumb and egg
17:00 <Excessive> knock yah fckn block orff moaite
18:00 <The_Baron> salt n peppe
18:00 <BillyGoat> salt slugs
19:00 <The_Baron> fuck I could go one of those fried dough with fetta 
19:00 <beehhh> im with beagle
19:00 <beehhh> we are mates
19:00 <simba> can we do a 3 way
19:00 <Senpai> it aint gay if it's a three way
19:00 <Excessive> ehehehehehehe The_Baron
19:00 <BillyGoat> beagle is a fgt
20:00 <The_Baron> can't wait to visit my family soon actually
20:00 <The_Baron> get to eat all my fave homecooked meals 
20:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath 
20:00 <BillyGoat> best thing bout visitin ya fam
20:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
20:00 <BillyGoat> good home cook meal
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Joel is drinking again
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit he is writing on FB
21:00 <BillyGoat> who is joel
21:00 <BillyGoat> is that what his name 
21:00 <Senpai> that cunt joel
21:00 <BillyGoat> joel alexander
21:00 <Excessive> in wat chan dude?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... deadmau5 this time ... and that joel
21:00 <Bastardly_One> can be found in cats
21:00 <simba> BillyGoat how r braunschweig doing
21:00 <Excessive> ah lol
21:00 <BillyGoat> i dunno simba im too old to check now cant see the screen\
22:00 <simba> hahahahaha.
22:00 <simba> Oh, you.
22:00 <BillyGoat> whats his nick 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance
22:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly... its so good to be here again. beautiful weather, beautiful people, and probably my top rated crowd of festival ragers... so pumped for the weekend, its kind of scary. Thanks for bringing a fuckin much needed smile to my face aus, lets keep this party goin!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the last time he was here
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he got king hit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> can't of had a great time
22:00 <BillyGoat> lol
22:00 <BillyGoat> joel is a gangster
22:00 <BillyGoat> i seen his fb pics
23:00 <Saemon> haha does anyone ever feel, when u need to poo, u keep it in longer, the longer u keep it in, the better it feels when u finally do poo?
23:00 <Senpai> yes Saemon
23:00 <Senpai> I thought I was the only one.
23:00 <Senpai> That feeling when it just all evacuates in an even, steady forceful motion
23:00 <Senpai> best
23:00 <BillyGoat> joel sold a lawnmower
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll check
24:00 <Excessive> I did a poo the other day Saemon and pretended to talk to it like it was chris
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's sometimes in another channel I'm in
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but might be banned again
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
25:00 <BillyGoat> loll
25:00 <BillyGoat> what did his nick use to be i forgot
25:00 <Excessive> cradel
25:00 <BillyGoat> tahts right
25:00 <Serenity> kunny
25:00 <Serenity> ?
25:00 <Excessive> aye
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's changed again
26:00 <Senpai> i dont know the nick kunny
26:00 <Serenity> kuniva
26:00 <Senpai> clearly before my time
26:00 <Excessive> kuniva
26:00 <Bastardly_One> changes regularly now
26:00 <Serenity> who the hell are you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
26:00 <Senpai> ^
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't like your kind
26:00 <Senpai> are you racist?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate everyone
26:00 <DemonsRun> I'm so hooked on the mentalist
26:00 <DemonsRun> Here
26:00 <Senpai> that's alright then
26:00 <Senpai> :d
26:00 <Serenity> you know my name so youre not new
27:00 <Senpai> i
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
27:00 <Senpai> i've resurrected many times
27:00 <Senpai> this isnt even my final form
27:00 <Serenity> shane?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sarah, sarah, storms are brewing in your eyes
27:00 <Excessive> cause u failed at life Senpai?
27:00 <Senpai> yes Excessive
27:00 <Bastardly_One> whooooooooooooa oh oh
27:00 <Excessive> many times*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too late
27:00 <Senpai> i've needed to reset
27:00 <Bastardly_One> too late for goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
28:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, good night, gotta actually go work tommorow, make money and spend it again then repeat that again and again
28:00 <Serenity> whoever you are
28:00 <The_Baron> and it all repeats
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you are in a tolerant mood
28:00 <Serenity> i bet your penis isnt massif
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I never even got kicked for that
28:00 <Senpai> m8
28:00 <Serenity> night braon
28:00 <Serenity> baron.
28:00 <beehhh> lol simba
28:00 <The_Baron> night all
28:00 <Senpai> my penis is hewwwwg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> night The_Baron
28:00 <simba> me beehhh and beagle = BEST PALS
28:00 <Senpai> hehaehaheaheheheahehaeh
28:00 <Serenity> i bet youre shane
28:00 <Senpai> i might be
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to start remembering IPs
29:00 <Senpai> yeah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not just names Serenity ... will save ya heaps of confusion
29:00 <Senpai> or have a trackign script
29:00 <Excessive> no use remembering dynamic IP's though
29:00 <deadpandadolls> leonard nemoy didnt age well
29:00 <Excessive> with the statics yeah ok
29:00 <Bastardly_One> true Excessive
29:00 <Serenity> i do all of that. it doesnt help with a dynamic IP and someone who knows how to change an ident
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
30:00 <Bastardly_One> valid point
30:00 <Bastardly_One> s
30:00 <Senpai> actually that spun me out, since when did idents start working on austnet
30:00 <Excessive> I'm on a static
30:00 <Excessive> everyone knows abt me
30:00 <Serenity> they only work with some servers
30:00 <Senpai> ah right
31:00 <Excessive> so I jus can't ban evade
31:00 <Excessive> not that I get banned often
31:00 <Senpai> ah ban evasion
31:00 <Senpai> i rmember those days
31:00 <Excessive> or give abyone a reason much to ban me
31:00 <Excessive> anyone*
32:00 <simba> Ban - 4 killing Bambi
32:00 <Saemon> Mi Goreng Mi Instant Ban mi
32:00 <Senpai> mmm mi goreng
32:00 <Saemon> Nasi Goreng
32:00 <Saemon> Nazi
32:00 <Excessive> I mean .............. I can evade if I reeeeeeeeeeeeally wanted to and use mah phone lol .......... but like yeah, not really needing to
32:00 <Serenity> is Excessive the one that was dudz cousin?
33:00 <Excessive> noooooooooo
33:00 <deeldose> from chance at looking at this chan no it was erratic
33:00 <deadpandadolls> the dad from seventh heaven is in this star trek movie, gosh he was handsome
33:00 <Saemon> lol @ that show 'heavily ever after'
33:00 <Excessive> that's phix, dudz brother?
33:00 <Saemon> fucken hell fat ppl man
33:00 <Serenity> oh right
34:00 <Serenity> i thought he had a cousin here too or something
34:00 <simba> lmaoi is that a real show heavily ever after
34:00 <Saemon> yeah its on GEM
34:00 <Excessive> trust u to tie me with the aussies Serenity
34:00 <Serenity> umm.. ok?
34:00 <Saemon> its follows the life of a morbidly obese fat couple
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
35:00 <Serenity> i dunno about anyone else on chat but i dont know what nationality any of you are lol
35:00 <Excessive> dudz is Aussie n I'm a wog ye?!
35:00 <deadpandadolls> that fat southern cunt in a wheel chair int that show omigosh..
35:00 <deadpandadolls> cant even feed a dog
35:00 <Saemon> he can walk
35:00 <BillyGoat> racist
35:00 <Saemon> its jsut that he uses the chair cuz walking to much tires him out
35:00 <Saemon> and fucks with his knees
36:00 <simba> Serenity do u have italien blood
36:00 <Serenity> i do have alien blood
36:00 <Saemon> wow the fat guy is 39
36:00 <deadpandadolls> he's too heavy to walk yer
36:00 <Maurice> I'm french
36:00 <deadpandadolls> he doesnt even want to lose weight
36:00 <Saemon> but his face skin looks to young
37:00 <Saemon> gues being fat stops wrinkles from showing
37:00 <deadpandadolls> neway i dont see it on gem right now?
37:00 <Saemon> would u rather look old, or look fat?
37:00 <deadpandadolls> he's one of the stupidest, most oblivious people ive seen on television
37:00 <deadpandadolls> i look young for 31
37:00 <Saemon> pic
38:00 <deadpandadolls> no
38:00 <Excessive> I'm 39 this year dude 
38:00 <deadpandadolls> most recent pic is like 2 months old n on fb
38:00 <deadpandadolls> n i deactivated fb
38:00 <Serenity> KITH ME MAURICE
38:00 <Saemon> that fat guy though why is he so effeminate?
38:00 <Excessive> still the same like from 10 years ago
38:00 <Serenity> ;)
38:00 <Saemon> its like being fat has made him a poofta
38:00 <beehhh> nobody hurts beagle hes my mate
38:00 <beehhh> simba leave him alone
39:00 <Serenity> shut up faaggg
39:00 <deadpandadolls> he was probably always like that Saemon
39:00 <Excessive> french kissin in the #melbourne channel ................
39:00 <beehhh> simba u sound nice online
39:00 <Excessive> I wanted to type in the USA ............. but ye
40:00 <beehhh> my bald head due to circumsized penis
40:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HLhL8dK_rL8#t=997
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Live Rock Am Ring 2009 Full Concert [720p] (Nov 1, 2011) 01:03:55 - Category: Music - 1,982,788 views - 10,214 likes (96.5%), 365 dislikes (3.5%)
40:00 <beehhh> out of order
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <beehhh> but beagle dont mind it
40:00 <simba> im not doing anything 2 him hes a nutcase
40:00 <simba> going off in  #ps3 by himself
40:00 <beehhh> he wants me to back for good
41:00 <deeldose> lets start a ninja gang
42:00 <deeldose> ill be the leader
42:00 <Excessive> this is like 3 yrs ago ............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1521425_10200689814322379_448300330_n.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> simba has a great speaking voice
43:00 <deadpandadolls> i already have a ninja gang
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I scrolled
43:00 <BillyGoat> i still waitin for that flood Excessive
43:00 <Saemon> is that you Excessive?
43:00 <Serenity> flood?
43:00 <simba> lol i just spoke 2 beehh for a bit, beagle was there but he was screaming to himself like a mental patient
43:00 <simba> so i didnt really "talk" to hium
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh flood
43:00 <Excessive> yes Saemon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pm me though
43:00 <Saemon> u look angry there
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to fill ya in on the flood in pm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and you've blocked them right?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so pm me
44:00 <BillyGoat> loll
44:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, wat?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly lol Pete :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuthin'
44:00 <BillyGoat> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
44:00 <BillyGoat> yeah dw Excessive
44:00 <Serenity> nah im good
45:00 <Bastardly_One> remember what I told ya ages ago
45:00 <Serenity> yeah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> about ... controlling weather?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
45:00 <Serenity> fuck me drunk
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the penny's dropped
45:00 <BillyGoat> lolll
46:00 <Serenity> i cant even begin to cope with that right now
46:00 <Serenity> im still coming down from this weekend. thats just beyond brain capacity
47:00 <simba> im... coming up 
47:00 <simba> so u betta get this party started
47:00 <simba> (im comin up so u betta)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like a flower?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like pink
47:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
47:00 <simba> Pink was talking about Drugs, brainwashing her Child fans to Do Illegal Drugs.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen her without makeup?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> would never know it was her
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and our city had a Pink Day when she toured
48:00 <Bastardly_One> in the hope she'd come here
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she didn't
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <simba> i know she used 2 skateboard with bam margera in pensylvania so she prob looked just like a boy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yah google it
48:00 <deadpandadolls> she looks like a pig
48:00 <Bastardly_One> very plain jane tralier park
49:00 <deadpandadolls> and she looks just as masculine with makeup on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> emphasis on trailer park
49:00 <Serenity> i cant believe what im hearing
49:00 <simba> just plain enough to make a pop star out of?
49:00 <deadpandadolls> she has awesome talent
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just google Serenity
49:00 <deadpandadolls> and she puts on an amazing show
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she can sing like all fuck
49:00 <Serenity> i dont need to google
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn ... without makeup
49:00 <Serenity> i know what she looks like
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh
50:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not just makeup that does it
50:00 <deadpandadolls> video footage is always altered
50:00 <deadpandadolls> music videos, just like with movies
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in two minds about Lady Gaga being a man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for one reason
51:00 <Saemon> without the black plain paint color chicks put around thier eyes, pink doesnt look good
51:00 <deeldose> would u be mad is she had a really big dong
51:00 <deeldose> like 10 inches
51:00 <deadpandadolls> she's not a man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JfPjqZoOy8
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Live at the Chapel) (Jan 8, 2013) 3:49 - Category: Music - 2,587 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the singing of this
51:00 <deeldose> a big veiny nasty one
51:00 <BillyGoat> shes ugly with no makeup
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the actual singing is feminine and obviously live
52:00 <Bastardly_One> don't troll me for years when I say this
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like that version of this song
53:00 <Saemon> can a person who has a penis and a vagina, and can bend their penis to be inserted into their vagina thus being able to have sex with themselves, be able to impregnate themselves?
53:00 <Excessive> this was funny for a while .............
53:00 <Excessive> [21:43] > y do u intend on carryin on?
53:00 <Excessive> [21:44] <Ozfiz> Cause I don't want another flood 
53:00 <Excessive> [21:44] <Ozfiz> The last one made me devo
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep logs of so long ago?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that
54:00 <Excessive> I have years of shit
54:00 <Saemon> and would this impregnation of oneself via fucking oneself
54:00 <Saemon> would the resulting baby be an exact clone of oneself?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
54:00 <Bastardly_One> speak
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is starting to annoy me :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> regain control
54:00 <Saemon> cuz its not the sperm of the another man and the egg of another woman
54:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
54:00 <deadpandadolls> fk i hate this song
55:00 <Saemon> its all from the same person
55:00 <Saemon> lol science is fuckin intresting sometimes
55:00 <Saemon> now if they taught this shit in highschool instead of fucken chemisty and biology
55:00 <Saemon> maybe i would have stuck around longer
55:00 <simba> the sperm goes into the womb and eats the egg and becomes a big strong baby boy that is life right
55:00 <deadpandadolls> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMX1sc3eOTE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New York - Alicia Keys "Empire State of Mind" [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Jan 23, 2011) 4:11 - Category: Music - 5,602,890 views - 13,625 likes (96%), 571 dislikes (4%)
55:00 <deadpandadolls> now this is a good song
56:00 <simba> concrete jungle where dreams are made of?
56:00 <Saemon> lol alicia keys
56:00 <Saemon> 2001 called man
56:00 <deadpandadolls> yea
56:00 <simba> u just have to link aaliyah if u want balla ass nigga ballads
56:00 <Saemon> they want their singer back
56:00 <deadpandadolls> love aaliyah
56:00 <deadpandadolls> got heaps of aaliyah lol
56:00 <Saemon> didnt she died in a plane crash?
57:00 <deadpandadolls> NEVER
57:00 <simba> she was raped to death by princess di and her royal sixteen inch dildo
57:00 <simba> before di herself was sacrificed 4 prince phillip 2 get a new bmw
57:00 <Saemon> i dont listen to songs by dead people
57:00 <Saemon> its eeerie
57:00 <Saemon> wat if their spirit haunts their music, and eveytime listen to it
57:00 <Saemon> u summon them
58:00 <Saemon> fuck that man
58:00 <simba> what if theyre already next to you anyway
58:00 <simba> may as well listen together
58:00 <Saemon> nah impossiblre
58:00 <Saemon> my house is warded 
58:00 <simba> i dont think u have to worry about dead pop stars on top of all the other things plaguing u mate
58:00 <deadpandadolls> R KELLY RAPED AALIYAH
59:00 <deeldose> i can make bane circles
59:00 <Saemon> better safe than sorry though simba
59:00 <deadpandadolls> simba are you sure you're not like 28 man
59:00 <simba> im 28 years old i can eat a chicken sandwich if i want to
59:00 <Saemon> underestimate is what makes one get screwed. overestimating however, always leaves one prepared.
59:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
00:00 <deadpandadolls> simba knows all the beehhh quotes
00:00 <simba> thats a tom green quote
00:00 <Saemon> is that the guy who sang that song
00:00 <Saemon> sex bomb?
00:00 <simba> lmao
00:00 <simba> thats tom jones
00:00 <Saemon> ah
00:00 <Saemon> lol
01:00 <simba> he also does a top cover of YNWA
01:00 <Excessive> this is pretty funneh too lol .........
01:00 <Excessive> [22:47] <Ozfiz> Oh no it started raining 
01:00 <Excessive> [22:48] > u had to open ur mouth ......... ok, less self esteem
01:00 <Excessive> [22:48] <Ozfiz> You just lost self esteem?
01:00 <Excessive> [14:51] <Ozfiz> im so unmotivated atm
02:00 <simba> also tom jones - burnin down the house
03:00 <deadpandadolls> man i got sick of alicia keys fast
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my favourite photos of Hitchcock
04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/994424_10152139937013024_1991607950_n.jpg
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
06:00 <Serenity> why are you pasting logs
06:00 <Serenity> whos ozfiz
06:00 <simba> im ozfiz
07:00 <deadpandadolls> mm almost bedtimez
07:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmm .......... how can I say this and not be rude? 
07:00 <Excessive> some girl that doesn't know how to stop at the red light
07:00 <deadpandadolls> im gob jiz
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
08:00 <deeldose> why rip on someone?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never want this dog found again would ya?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/s720x720/1795926_10152288461986241_857056814_o.png
08:00 <deeldose> dont u have something better to do
08:00 <Bastardly_One> check that ugly fucker out
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he fucked her brakes up too
08:00 <Senpai> looks like my scrote
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and flooded her area
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to say
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
09:00 <Serenity> FLOODS
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's just someone
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's dared to confront him
09:00 <Bastardly_One> on some of his more
09:00 <Bastardly_One> let's call them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> outlandish moments
10:00 <Excessive> I did noffin to her brakes ............. I jus told her to stfu, though she wouldn't
10:00 <Mew> choose one
10:00 <Mew> making you better feeling
11:00 <Excessive> no regrets Mew
11:00 <Excessive> :P
11:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she is a master troll
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel would hate her instantly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty good at it
12:00 <deeldose> like a grandmaster troll?
12:00 <Excessive> ye we know that Bastardly_One
12:00 <Excessive> says shit jus fo fck sake of typin somethin
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why we got along in the beginning
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I trolled her
13:00 <Excessive> even if she never spoke to u b4
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and she out trolled me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like hard
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was ready to smash the bitch
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then walked away and realised I was expertly trolled
13:00 <Serenity> what the fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's upset
13:00 <Bastardly_One> over someone still
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who trolled him like
13:00 <Serenity> who
13:00 <Serenity> what
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a year plus ago
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure of the relevance
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooo
14:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's favourite topic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the afl starting next week
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares at simba*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 points
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in our favour I reckon
15:00 <simba> the african farming league
15:00 <simba> no u
15:00 <Bastardly_One> well I never
15:00 <Bastardly_One> U!
15:00 <Excessive> oh I told her that I wouldn't bother replyin to her childish responses anymore, instead I'd tie her in with the comfort zone so that every time she spits out shit, she'll be thinkin abt it afterwards
15:00 <deeldose> should start the trolling olympics
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way
15:00 <deeldose> im going to just keep posting pieters wank video and win
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this last week in here
16:00 <Bastardly_One> has been pretty agro up until the weekend
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no troll olympics thank ye
17:00 <deeldose> should do 2 seasons
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I have trollign ADHD though
17:00 <deeldose> like troll winter olympics too lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I get over who I'm trolling like in 5 mins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> takes most of them 5 weeks though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *trolling ADHD
17:00 <deeldose> maybe u can use it to ur advantage
17:00 <Saemon> post Pieters wank video deeldose
17:00 <deeldose> cos u forget about it and forget to get angry
17:00 <Saemon> ive never seen it before
18:00 <deeldose> ah i dont have link it was on youtube tho
18:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd no Serenity
18:00 <deeldose> id say its deleted
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a lot of his channel is deleted
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if not all bar the name I think
18:00 <Serenity> what
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why for ask to link that?
19:00 <Serenity> who
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when?
19:00 <deeldose> i think loofy uploaded it lol
19:00 <Serenity> what are you talking about willis
19:00 <Senpai> where
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you wanted Piet's penis
19:00 <Serenity> i most certainly did not
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I said ... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
19:00 <Senpai> nice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that was Saemon
20:00 <Serenity> jesus christ all mighty
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I need new glasses eh?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Pardon Moi
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
20:00 <Saemon> Serenity why is he talking about me or acknowledging me again?
20:00 <Saemon> i thought me and him had a deal
20:00 <Serenity> i dont bloody well know
20:00 <simba> african farming lemmings
20:00 <Serenity> ask him
20:00 <deeldose> see im gonna win the troll olympics look what ive already started
20:00 <Saemon> clearly he's trying to break it
20:00 <Maurice> You're not 10, ask him yourself
21:00 <Saemon> we are not supposed to talk to eachother
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
21:00 <Saemon> he's contantly trying to bait me, and troll me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh get over yourself wheels
21:00 <Saemon> i want to be left alone by him.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought Serenity said something
21:00 <simba> put him on ignore then
21:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was mistaken it was you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly simba
22:00 <simba> ignore and the stooges
22:00 <Saemon> but then i wont know he is defemaing and slandering me and my reputation
22:00 <deeldose> remember wheels from degrassi junior high
22:00 <Saemon> when he is*
22:00 <Maurice> You've done that yourself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^
22:00 <Serenity> well you did ask for pieters cock dude
22:00 <simba> what reputation
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, once again sorry for that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Saemon> everyone goes on about Pieter's wank vid
22:00 <simba> singing the freaks n geeks theme I dont give a damn bout my Reputation
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you were like ... fuck B1 hurts my brain
22:00 <Saemon> its infamous
22:00 <Serenity> no ones going on about you
23:00 <Saemon> so i was just curious
23:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... next
23:00 <Serenity> about it*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's already got too much attention
23:00 <Bastardly_One> move on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
23:00 <Senpai> i sometimes film myself ejaculating so i can disgust myself
23:00 <Saemon> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only just "met" you
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but doesn't surprise me
24:00 <Senpai> :)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Serenity> jesus christ Senpai
24:00 <Serenity> you really are the same LOL
24:00 <simba> hey i just met u, but this doesnt surprise me.. so heres my other handle, PM me maybe
24:00 <Senpai> :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that reaction
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I like this guy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
25:00 <Serenity> like mega manga going on about his big ropey loads
25:00 <Serenity> GAGGG
25:00 <Maurice> Eww
25:00 <Saemon> mine just drizzles out a lil bit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that when that happens personally
25:00 <Serenity> i do not care in the slightest
25:00 <Saemon> how the hell does he get it ropey 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> big huge mother loads
25:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps messy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you lazy cunts
26:00 <Saemon> does anyone elses cum smell like chlroine?
26:00 <Saemon> chlorine
26:00 <deeldose> invaders must die
26:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HLhL8dK_rL8#t=2844
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Live Rock Am Ring 2009 Full Concert [720p] (Nov 1, 2011) 01:03:55 - Category: Music - 1,982,989 views - 10,214 likes (96.5%), 365 dislikes (3.5%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't even be bothered ejaculating properly ... lazy sperm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus1
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that dog up still
27:00 <Bastardly_One> scared the shit out of myself
27:00 <Senpai> those of us with enourmous phallus' know the problem of lazy sperm
27:00 <Senpai> its like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out
27:00 <Senpai> pathetic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never had complaints
28:00 <Serenity> i would rather sit and listen to Bastardly_One slap his nuts against a plastic school chair all day, than even want to me in the same room reading about your cock and whats coming out of it Saemon
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think it's anything to brag about
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
28:00 <Senpai> i personally find the way cocks work fascinating
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd you know I do that?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who's told you tales?
28:00 <Senpai> your body does all the movement, and then your balls are like
28:00 <Senpai> right kids, time to shine!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *looks around*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you've a big mouth
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was you I bet!
28:00 <Maurice> What
29:00 <Bastardly_One> [Serenity] i would rather sit and listen to Bastardly_One slap his nuts against a plastic school chair all day, than even want to me in the same room reading about your cock and whats coming out of it Saemon
29:00 <Bastardly_One> who told Serenity how I spend my days?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be you
29:00 <Saemon> most sperm shots are fake in porn anyway
29:00 <Saemon> its egg whites
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Serenity> sure it is
29:00 <simba> what do they do just chuck a glass of em from behind the camera
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
30:00 <Saemon> probably
30:00 <Bastardly_One> is he really this awkward and stupid
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or is it a trolling act for attention?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> drives me nuts
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
30:00 <Saemon> film techniques has many ways to trick the eye
30:00 <Saemon> once its edited and evrrything
31:00 <Serenity> just. stop.
31:00 <simba> porn makes me sick
32:00 <Serenity> well you're not meant to eat it you're meant to watch it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a habitual thing for me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wouldn't say I dislike it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> porn that is
32:00 <Maurice> So, how about those periods
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't phase me :P
33:00 <Eon> cool
33:00 <Bastardly_One> gross I know
33:00 <Saemon> porn desensitises sex
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh it's Pollock love
33:00 <BastardIy_Onee> Stop your fucking whinging Jamie.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hai bb <3
33:00 <Saemon> but seeing escorts and paying for sex diminishes the whole meaning and value of sex
33:00 <simba> andy's back *picture of pollocks back* lmbo
33:00 <Serenity> god samuel l jackson is aging damn well
34:00 <Saemon> sex used to be a sacred act of love shared between a couple whose entered into holy matrimony
34:00 <BastardIy_Onee> http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<<<< check it out Bastardly_One is into sucking tranny cock!
34:00 <simba> they r desensitising us in all fields
34:00 <Serenity> wiah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> totally old site someone made to troll me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on yahoo chat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the 90s
35:00 <Serenity> when did he sneak in
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock has obviously found it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and think it's real
35:00 <deadpandadolls> lmao@top pic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the url for instance
35:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbCZaI313A 4 fans of alien music
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miles Davis - Black Satin (Mar 24, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 66,541 views - 313 likes (97.8%), 7 dislikes (2.2%)
36:00 <Saemon> will smith isnt aging well
36:00 <Eon> should eat or someshit
36:00 <deadpandadolls> lol@mental hospital
36:00 <deadpandadolls> we're all living there
36:00 <Bastardly_One> simba's the only one who picked up on it being a troll
36:00 <Saemon> hes the type that looks good when young and during thier prime, but turns ugly when old
36:00 <Senpai> for the record, what's wrong with enjoying some tranny cock
36:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of says a lot about the rest of you
36:00 <Senpai> there's some good traps out there
36:00 <deadpandadolls> hu
36:00 <deadpandadolls> what did we do?
36:00 <simba> Ravin' Wolf
37:00 <Saemon> sam l jackson is the type that doesnt look good much, but its not ugly, and stays that way
37:00 <Saemon> even in old age
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I get that a lot simba
37:00 <Saemon> cameron diaz
37:00 <Saemon> meg ryan
37:00 <Saemon> those 2 did not age well AT ALL. 
37:00 <Saemon> =S
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd use it on austnet too that nick
38:00 <Saemon> meg ryan looks like the joker these days
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... always been this nick
38:00 <Saemon> lol so does cameron diaz as well
38:00 <simba> idk why cameron diaz was seen as so hot she is just this skinny white girl with a nice smile
38:00 <Senpai> she's not hot
39:00 <Senpai> im with you there
39:00 <simba> ppl had less porn in the 90s i guess and didnt have access 2 latina sweethearts
39:00 <Saemon> whoa she was hot in the mask man
39:00 <Saemon> just in that movie though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she's never been hot
39:00 <Saemon> ok simba maybe not hot, but she was attractive in a sultry sorta way in the mask
39:00 <Senpai> ^
40:00 <Senpai> she has a man face now
40:00 <Saemon> yeah thats why i said she hasnt aged well at all
40:00 <doctor> real women aren't hot anymore, what we need is naked virtualised chinese cartoon characters
40:00 <Saemon> cindy crawford looks the same as she did in the 90s
41:00 <JH> I have a question just wondering if anyone can help me out.
41:00 <Saemon> out of kylie and danni minogue, whose more attractive?
41:00 <Saemon> i think danni is
41:00 <doctor> the answer is 7 JH
41:00 <Senpai> JH: the centrifugal force is higher than you think
41:00 <simba> the answer is yes someone can help u out
42:00 <JH> what is an inner child? I had someone say to me recently I still have this inner child in me... I am a bit clueless lol.
42:00 <simba> do u have a second question
42:00 <Senpai> it means you haven't grown up
42:00 <CannibalClown> you all suck dicks
42:00 <Senpai> you are not a man
42:00 <Saemon> why do supermarkets already sell hot cross buns?
42:00 <simba> ur inner child is ur childlike innocence
42:00 <Saemon> its not even easter yet
42:00 <simba> i think
42:00 <Serenity> it means you were a twin and you absorbed your twin at birth now hes living inside you
42:00 <Serenity> as a forever child
42:00 <xm> JH: it means you have a calcified dead baby in you from birth
42:00 <CannibalClown> lol
42:00 <Senpai> you need to confront whatever traumatic event you experienced as a child and overcome it
42:00 <JH> haha!
43:00 <JH> you deserve a medal!
43:00 <xm> Serenity: aparently this sort of thing happens more often than people think
43:00 <xm> cant remember the odds though but it surprised me
43:00 <Serenity> i bet
43:00 <Serenity> i wish i absorbed a twin
44:00 <JH> I am 28 i have no idea how the inner child relates
44:00 <Saemon> JH: it means they think you are an immature fuckwit.
44:00 <Senpai> don't hold back Saemon
44:00 <CannibalClown> it means fuck you with a rake
44:00 <Saemon> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no it doesn't
44:00 <Saemon> ah teelz it lak ee iz
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it means ... like an innocence or naivety
45:00 <JH> ahh i see
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not "jaded" by the world ... more child like
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but not negatively
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it can be
45:00 <CannibalClown> my inner child tells me to burn things
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but ...
45:00 <doctor> inner child is just a polite way of saying you're immature
45:00 <JH> there's the Freud and Jungian theory in psychology behind all that
45:00 <Senpai> my inner child still remembers the steamy jungles of borneo
46:00 <Serenity> ^
46:00 <Saemon> i like to play with action figures still
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not always
46:00 <Saemon> so i guess i have still have a inner child in me as well
47:00 <doctor> yeah i'd say everyone does
47:00 <Bastardly_1_> http://imgur.com/rBumMep and http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<<<< check out Bastardly_One's new pics !!!
47:00 <Senpai> i have billions of inner children in my testes
47:00 <doctor> some people are just better at hiding it
47:00 <Saemon> this is my fav action figure
47:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/CyCF0yO
47:00 <Saemon> i havent opened it yet
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner_child
47:00 <Saemon> its a collectable
47:00 <Serenity> how the hell do i keep missing those joins
48:00 <simba> cool marble counter top i have 1 just lioke that
48:00 <Saemon> any star wars fans here?
48:00 <Senpai> of course
48:00 <doctor> nah
48:00 <doctor> i don't enjoy anything
49:00 <Senpai> carrie was hot when she was snorting coke
49:00 <Saemon> lol 
49:00 <Saemon> carrie has not aged well too
49:00 <Saemon> shes fat now
49:00 <Senpai> middle age does that to most
49:00 <Saemon> well harrison ford is still considered handsome 
49:00 <deadpandadolls> lmao wrote simba on it?
50:00 <Senpai> tell me about it, my other half goes on about him all the time
50:00 <Senpai> apparently im second in line to him
50:00 <Serenity> ooo other half
50:00 <Senpai> lol
51:00 <Saemon> haha back then that was a tribute to simba deadpandadolls
51:00 <simba> that was when you were supposed to take  a pic of yourself but you did that like its a substitute
51:00 <simba> (it isnt)
51:00 <Saemon> thats how i wish i looked like
51:00 <simba> do u wish u were swoll
51:00 <Saemon> wats swoll?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see something cool and geeky?
52:00 <Saemon> senpai does your other half like indiana jones harrison ford?
52:00 <Saemon> he was at his peak then
52:00 <Senpai> she likes all harrison ford
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Google if it was a BBS ... http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS
52:00 <Senpai> she'd like dead in the ground ford
52:00 <Bastardly_One> click tht
53:00 <Serenity> i have a moist of on matthew mcconaughey
53:00 <Saemon> lol Senpai
53:00 <Serenity> on*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> someone's even done bbs ascii
53:00 <Saemon> got a pic of her Senpai?
53:00 <Senpai> no
53:00 <Senpai> i know what happens to pics here
53:00 <Saemon> kk cool
53:00 <Serenity> hahah
53:00 <Saemon> hehe yeah some spoilts it all for others
53:00 <Saemon> its a shame
53:00 <Serenity> dont be a creep anyway
54:00 <Saemon> was just asking, if u got a beautiful partner, show em off
54:00 <Saemon> if youve got it, flaunt it
54:00 <Senpai> yeah no
54:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
54:00 <Senpai> women aren't to be flaunted
54:00 <Saemon> its cool 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that google bbs
54:00 <deadpandadolls> u wrote simba on a wrestling figurine
54:00 <deadpandadolls> thas so cute
54:00 <Saemon> im just sayin is all
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even makes dial up noises
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fake connecting
54:00 <Bastardly_One> someone has put a bit of effort into that
54:00 <Saemon> hehe deadpandadolls did u see the love heart next to it?
54:00 <Serenity> anyone i know Senpai??????
54:00 <Serenity> (kind hopes not)
54:00 <Saemon> ^_^
54:00 <Senpai> no Serenity
55:00 <Serenity> oh good
55:00 <doctor> All this Russia vs Ukraine business I bet is just a publicity stunt conducted by EA before announcing command and conquer red alert 4
55:00 <Senpai> haha doctor
55:00 <Saemon> Senpai, your partner, whats her fav nail polish color?
55:00 <Senpai> purple
55:00 <Serenity> .
55:00 <Serenity> you weird cunt
55:00 <Saemon> what size shoe does she wear?
55:00 <Senpai> 7
55:00 <Saemon> nice
55:00 <Saemon> petite
55:00 <Senpai> sure
55:00 <Serenity> um
56:00 <Saemon> does she like to wear socks alot?
56:00 <Senpai> man
56:00 <Senpai> she loves socks
56:00 <Senpai> knee-highs
56:00 <CannibalClown> what the fuck
56:00 <Senpai> with stripes
56:00 <Maurice> Notice Saemon has a foot fetish
56:00 <Serenity> rankkkk
56:00 <CannibalClown> he has no legs so i guess
56:00 <Maurice> Lavishing attention on things he doesn't have
56:00 <Senpai> hahaah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
56:00 <Senpai> im just fucking with him
56:00 <Serenity> is that why hes such a sleezy sex pest
56:00 <Saemon> if your uncomfortable with my questions at any stage, just tell me to stop Senpai and i will respect ut
56:00 <Senpai> sif a stranger gets that info
56:00 <Saemon> it
57:00 <Excessive> this is how me n Bastardly_One became friends ........... http://pastebin.com/g6E858cq
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I resent that Serenity
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the feet
57:00 <Serenity> meanwhile Senpai has a sock hanging off his willy
57:00 <Senpai> you've seen the pic
57:00 <CannibalClown> lol
57:00 <Senpai> i mean what
57:00 <BBastardly_Onee> lol
57:00 <Saemon> in no way do i want you to feel uncomfortable im just engaging in polite conversation on a topic i have intrest in
57:00 <CannibalClown> no youre not
57:00 <CannibalClown> youre being a weird cunt
57:00 <Senpai> Saemon: its not my job on irc to satisfy your desires
58:00 <Senpai> sorry champ
58:00 <BBastardly_Onee> Jamie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wow David you know my name
59:00 <Senpai> what's funny is whoever that is is actually restarting their modem to spam
59:00 <Senpai> that's a new kind of desperate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how ya miss 'em
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I got really shitty the other night
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when it was troll olympics
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do believe ya now I'm in a better mood
01:00 <Serenity> because ive rarely actually got this screen open and you cunts talk 4000 lines of shit a minute so i dont see them
01:00 <Maurice> Maybe coz we don't have your name or nick on highlight..
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh shut up you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
01:00 <Maurice> Oh eat a dick, you
01:00 <Serenity> ive got one monitor and limites space
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
01:00 <Serenity> mirc takes the foreground lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah all good ...
02:00 <Serenity> fore?
02:00 <xm> im curious if there's anyone out there obsessive enough to read every single line that gets written in here
02:00 <Serenity> background
02:00 <Serenity> .. hnngg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not I
02:00 <deadpandadolls> nup
02:00 <Senpai> i have about 13 screens all dedicated to various types of pornographic media
02:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Senpai> not really
03:00 <Serenity> i want another screen but i just dont have the space
03:00 <Senpai> :(
03:00 <xm> 13 is an unlucky number
03:00 <Excessive> there r spy scripts, where u can enter keywords and it'll spam u the lines in a separate window 
03:00 <xm> change it to 12 or 14
03:00 <xm> you might get caught beating off
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 is the lucky number of the witch
03:00 <Serenity> is there?
03:00 <Senpai> maybe I want to get caught...
03:00 <Senpai> ;)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> christian superstition because 13 is a pagan lucky number
03:00 <xm> Excessive: yes, i remember people who used to do that
03:00 <xm> a guy called 'lock
03:00 <Serenity> yeah what fun is beating off if you dont get caught
03:00 <Saemon> so when Bastardly_One is getting trolled, he gets all shitty and upset about it. but when he tries to troll me he's all happy and dandy, and when i inform him and i don't like it, he tells me to get over myself. Hypocrite much?
03:00 <Senpai> exactly Serenity
04:00 <Bastardly_One> still going?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up sook
04:00 <Senpai> i secretly hope one day my neighbour walks past mid-wank
04:00 <Saemon> this is just a one off example.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stalk me for mths
04:00 <Senpai> so i can be like, well, this is awkward
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and expect rage eventually you fucking freak
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
04:00 <Saemon> now back to not acknowleding your existence again.
04:00 <CannibalClown> wouldnt be awkward
04:00 <Saemon> hrm man
04:00 <Saemon> im thirsty
04:00 <CannibalClown> stare em in the eyes n finish
04:00 <Senpai> im sure she'd like that
04:00 <Saemon> pepsi max or diet coke?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> draino
05:00 <CannibalClown> fap fap o.o FAP FAP FAP
05:00 <Senpai> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
05:00 <Saemon> to drink which, or not to drink which, that is the question
05:00 <Saemon> lol macbeth
05:00 <deadpandadolls> pepsi max
05:00 <Senpai> just kidding my next door neighbour is a lovely lady
05:00 <Saemon> yeah i think so too
05:00 <Serenity> drink water you kneeless knob licker
05:00 <deadpandadolls> woo im lvl 55 ^-^
05:00 <Saemon> diet coke is actually rank
05:00 <Saemon> water is so meh though 
05:00 <Saemon> no taste to fizz
06:00 <Saemon> doesnt have the extra pizazz to hit da spot imo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might go to bed in a min
06:00 <deadpandadolls> i like solo
06:00 <deadpandadolls> the most
06:00 <deadpandadolls> n creaming soda
06:00 <Bastardly_One> before this cunt bores me to sleep on the kb
06:00 <Bastardly_One> creaming soda
06:00 <BBastardly_Onee> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> is the shit
06:00 <BBastardly_Onee> No ban can stop me Jamie
07:00 <BBastardly_Onee> http://imgur.com/rBumMep and http://imgur.com/NmMblBC <<<<<<<< check out Bastardly_One's new pics !!!
07:00 <Serenity> [11:07pm] <MeGusta> [229] [8:31pm] <@Daniel> fuck i hate drinking water, unless i am exercising [8:31pm] <dematerialised> who the fuck hates drinking water [8:31pm] <dematerialised> thats like [8:31pm] <dematerialised> fuck i hate breathing [8:31pm] <dematerialised> unless im awake [8:31pm] <dematerialised> you fucking cunt
07:00 <Senpai> wow
07:00 <Senpai> that dematerialised guy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
07:00 <Senpai> such a funny cunt
07:00 <Serenity> that quote has made me piss myself for atleast 4 years now
08:00 <Senpai> it was a different time
08:00 <Senpai> another place
08:00 <Serenity> it was oz
08:00 <Bastardly_One> now I think about it
09:00 <Senpai> there's no place like home
09:00 <Bastardly_One> austnet has gone in 4yr cycles
09:00 <Saemon> <Senpai> i secretly hope one day my neighbour walks past mid-wank
09:00 <Saemon> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought about it before
09:00 <Saemon> is your neighbor a hot chick?
09:00 <Senpai> my neighbour is in her late 40s to early 50s i reckon
09:00 <Saemon> do u think shes gona knock on your door and offer to finish u off?
09:00 <Senpai> saggy tits and all
09:00 <Saemon> why would u want her to see u wank then?
10:00 <Serenity> -.-
10:00 <Senpai> in other news
10:00 <Bastardly_One> dw
10:00 <Senpai> really, who the fuck hates drinking water
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this kid gets nothing
10:00 <Serenity> hahaha
10:00 <Serenity> i know people who are really passionate about not drinking water
10:00 <Saemon> water is the essential drink
10:00 <Serenity> FUCK DAT MAYN TASTES LOIK SHIT
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll drink it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I prefer not to
11:00 <Saemon> but sometimes its boring and u want some taste in the liquid ur drinking
11:00 <Maurice> This movie is gonna take me ages to watch, I have to keep pausing to rub one out over Statham
11:00 <Maurice> Might take days
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
11:00 <Senpai> i'd rub one out over statham
11:00 <Senpai> i understand
11:00 <Serenity> im watching the fucking acadamy awards
11:00 <Saemon> i do the same to megan fox
11:00 <Serenity> i dont know why
11:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
11:00 <Maurice> You'd have to be dead not to
11:00 <Maurice> Homefront
11:00 <Saemon> i even went to far as to shoot onto the laptop screen lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'd be tempted to swap sides too Senpai
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
12:00 <Saemon> but i had to quickly wipe it fast cuz i dont want the screen to be damaged
12:00 <Senpai> its that accent and chiseled jawline
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not his best but I liked it
12:00 <Senpai> gets me every time
12:00 <Maurice> He's fucking smoking for a 46 yr old
12:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, remember GLaDOS?
12:00 <Maurice> And the chest.. and the abs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sure do
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
12:00 <Excessive> [17:51] > !search SirLancelot hey bitch
12:00 <Excessive> [17:51] <GLaDOS> `kick SirLancelot hey bitch
12:00 <Excessive> [17:51] * SirLancelot was kicked by ChanOP ([GLaDOS] hey bitch)
12:00 <Excessive> [17:53] <anonymity> lmfao
12:00 <Excessive> [17:53] > lawl
12:00 <Excessive> [17:53] <anonymity> !search SirLancelot hey bitch
12:00 <Excessive> [17:53] <GLaDOS> `kick SirLancelot hey bitch
12:00 <Excessive> [17:53] <anonymity> thats awesome
12:00 <Saemon> stathem was awesome in the transporter 
12:00 <Saemon> him in a tux
12:00 <Senpai> it's stathAm you fucking heathen
12:00 <Maurice> ^
12:00 <Saemon> he beats daniel craig anyday
13:00 <Serenity> buahahah
13:00 <Maurice> And him banging those whores in Crank
13:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's proabably my fave
13:00 <Serenity> hey man
13:00 <Serenity> this dude from the hangover is hot
13:00 <Bastardly_One> after the original transporter
13:00 <Maurice> Bradley Cooper?
13:00 <Serenity> ummm
13:00 <Saemon> Serenity u mentioned earlier u like matthew mcconihey? he's hairline is receding alot nowdays
13:00 <Serenity> yeah him Maurice
13:00 <Saemon> he should just shave it
14:00 <Maurice> Yeah he's pretty yum
14:00 <Saemon> looks younger that way
14:00 <Maurice> He's in Ellens selfie pic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> mn
14:00 <Serenity> hes got that whole dark features and blue eyes thing happening
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently saw her show the other day
14:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1970620_10151919112255474_1798446995_n.jpg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and this particular time
14:00 <Serenity> mmmm
14:00 <Maurice> Brads looking over in that pic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they full on power dressed her to look male
15:00 <Maurice> Like Jolie stopped sucking his life force out
15:00 <Maurice> Looking ok* not over..
15:00 <Serenity> hes cut his hair
15:00 <Serenity> looks much nicer
15:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: just to clear things up, i was just kidding with that guy before. in Christianity there is neither good nor bad luck. but yeah you'd get the few supersitious ones that dont follow it properly
15:00 <Saemon> whos the nigger?
15:00 <Senpai> does anyone else find jennifer lawrence not atha ttractive
15:00 <Serenity> Saemon
15:00 <Serenity> fuck. off.
15:00 <xm> i dont like her short hair
16:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, that's where it comes from for real
16:00 <Senpai> i dont like her face for some reason
16:00 <Serenity> is she the one in the red
16:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: the 13 thing supposedly goes back to the '13th person' at the last supper
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as the christians were building major churches on pagan sites ... they decided that
16:00 <Senpai> yeah she is
16:00 <xm> at most it's a cultural thing
16:00 <Serenity> nothing special
16:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1798840_721400137880429_1528098457_n.jpg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the pagan lucky number too
17:00 <Senpai> that's what i thought
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find my version is also correct
17:00 <Senpai> i see peopel go apeshit over her
17:00 <Senpai> i dont get it
17:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: it's quite common for Christian beliefs to blend in with pre-existing pagan beliefs 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like her at all Senpai
17:00 <xm> hence the syncretic faiths in Africa and those places in the carribean
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like she annoys me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she talks over her guests
17:00 <Senpai> exactly!
17:00 <deadpandadolls> ehehe
17:00 <Bastardly_One> etc etc
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously watch her interview
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they get hello in
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
18:00 <deadpandadolls> i liked matthew mchoweverusay his name's acceptance speech
18:00 <deadpandadolls> xD
18:00 <Serenity> hes got this whole sexy sleeze thing happening lol
18:00 <deadpandadolls> as if the pagans didnt take others beliefs and make them their own
18:00 <Serenity> and i always pictyre him in dazed and confused
18:00 <Senpai> if it werent for the fact she just came out aas gay
18:00 <Saemon> i hate ellen degenres's dancing
18:00 <xm> i hope Jennifer Lawrence wins another Oscar next year
18:00 <Saemon> she looks so stupid
18:00 <xm> so she can trip again
19:00 <Senpai> ellen page does it for my young lady actors thing
19:00 <xm> for a trifecta
19:00 <deadpandadolls> i cant stand her dancing either
19:00 <Serenity> ellen page is a spunk rat
19:00 <Senpai> she best kind
19:00 <deadpandadolls> ellen page had to make a big deal with coming out
19:00 <Senpai> the*
19:00 <Saemon> ellen page has got the lolita thing goin on
19:00 <deadpandadolls> it was lame
19:00 <Saemon> shes liek 24? but looks like a teen
19:00 <Serenity> do you even know what lolita means
19:00 <Saemon> chicks who look younger then they are
20:00 <deadpandadolls> she does look like a 14 yr old child
20:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
20:00 <Senpai> that is definitely not the definition of lolita
20:00 <Serenity> ^
20:00 <xm> im not sure what the definition of lolita is. but i did see a folder of that name in fennec_fox's hard drive after i hacked it
21:00 <Senpai> i want to laugh but that has serious connotations :(
21:00 <Bastardly_One> serious?
21:00 <Saemon> ah i just looked it up in the dictionary
21:00 <Bastardly_One> report that cunt to the AFP
21:00 <xm> nah
21:00 <xm> but it wouldnt surprise me
21:00 <xm> he's creepy
21:00 <xm> kept askign me about my bra size
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fucked in the head
21:00 <xm> repeatedly
21:00 <Excessive> don't they jus refer to latino porn as lolita?
21:00 <xm> im sure others here have had that experience before
21:00 <Serenity> um
21:00 <Saemon> xm bra size? you wear bras? so your female?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
21:00 <Senpai> are you serious?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the story comes from eastern europe too Excessive
22:00 <xm> Saemon: no, im a feminist
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't know the definition?
23:00 <xm> now and then on SoulSeek i see this band called 16 bit lolitas or whatever it is
23:00 <Excessive> well ......... I never looked it up, but used to have spam of it
23:00 <xm> but im too frightened to download the albums
23:00 <Serenity> i suggest you read the book lolita
23:00 <xm> the russian classic?
24:00 <Serenity> vladamire vol sdgfhsdg;ssdkn
24:00 <xm> it's about the decadence of the west after the war. but that last movie turned it basically into ...
24:00 <Excessive> oh .......... so it's a book .............. well I was remebering the bs lolita porn spam I used to get
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
25:00 <Serenity> vladamir nabokov
25:00 <Bastardly_One> young teenage porn
25:00 <Bastardly_One> read the plot summary
25:00 <Bastardly_One> had to do that for Lit
25:00 <Serenity> wwell its not porn
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
25:00 <Excessive> rite ............. so underage shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's the kind of porn it's categorised as/was ...
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen the term for years in porn circles
26:00 <Excessive> yeah for at least 10 years
27:00 <Senpai> mostly because if you used that term you'd have the feds onto you faster than a slimy neckbeard to a cosplayer
27:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's just "old men fucking teenage girls"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
27:00 <Excessive> I had like fckn heaps of fckn spam of it when I first started out with comps ......... I knew fck all .......... and prolly put my email in for being sucked into somethin free or who knows
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need to
28:00 <Bastardly_One> things like hotmail are easy to spam
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 mins of coding
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I could spam the entire FB or hotmail accounts as fast as the connection would allow me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's piss easy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so, you prolly didn't even put it anywhere
29:00 <Excessive> mabbe
29:00 <Excessive> was ages ago
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Spamming is legal in Russia right
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you read about a couple of years ago
30:00 <Excessive> donno
30:00 <xm> hmm rackspace has an .au site now
30:00 <Senpai> really?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> some guy tracking down another guy in moscow
30:00 <Senpai> interesting...
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and killing him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> over constant spam
30:00 <Excessive> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> google it
30:00 <Excessive> that bad aye?
30:00 <xm> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was about 2 yrs ago
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he got so fed up
30:00 <deadpandadolls> who wouldnt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he tracked him down and murdered him
31:00 <deadpandadolls> I could imagine tracking down some troll and murdering them
31:00 <xm> maybe he had erectile dysfunction and didnt want to be constantly reminded?
31:00 <deadpandadolls> both of them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been epic
31:00 <deadpandadolls> wave of the future
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but to get that angry
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can only imagine how much spam he was getting daily
31:00 <xm> deadpandadolls: what would it take for a troll to make you want to do that?
31:00 <deadpandadolls> I wouldn't do it out of anger though
31:00 <deadpandadolls> dunno
32:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
32:00 <Senpai> xm: what are rackspaces prices like?
32:00 <Senpai> i cant find plans on their page
32:00 <xm> im not sure but i know they are quite reliable. one of the best in the world...maybe best. my last work used it. i did see an invoice once but i forgot how much it was
33:00 <Senpai> yeah. im using a cheapo vps over east and and iivps in perth
33:00 <xm> im still browsing the site
33:00 <Senpai> i want something with good disk IO
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
33:00 <xm> yes, that's why im on the site
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it was 2005
33:00 <xm> i need to get VPS stuff
33:00 <Excessive> I still get "some" spam these days, but not like wat I was jus talkin abt ............. jus bs spam from sites that I bought shit from or that I signed up to ............ so I actually took the time and went to their site and unsubscribed or mailed the admins to remove me from the mailing list ............ I still have to do it like every now and again
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/26/russian_spammer_killed/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it wasn't that long ago
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
34:00 <deadpandadolls> he got what he deserved
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get jobs spamming
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all over freelancer.com
34:00 <xm> actually i get a lot of spam from freelancer.com itself
34:00 <xm> it's quite annoying
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... same
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they're bad at it huh?
35:00 <xm> in fact it's pretty much the only spam i get
35:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
35:00 <xm> yes
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I get a shitload
35:00 <xm> what do you use?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're a big contributor
35:00 <Bastardly_One> depends for what
35:00 <Bastardly_One> them it's hotmail
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 27 email accounts
35:00 <Bastardly_One> sad eh?
35:00 <Excessive> lol
35:00 <xm> ive lost count of how many ive had
36:00 <xm> i may have about that much or more
36:00 <Bastardly_One> want the best free site ever?
36:00 <xm> sure?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
36:00 <xm> <Bastardly_One> lemonparty.org
36:00 <Serenity> wonder how much sumsung outbid apple to get their phone on the acdamy awards
36:00 <Bastardly_One> get one here
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com/
36:00 <xm> wtf
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a real free email site
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
37:00 <xm> what makes it great?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 2 accounts there
37:00 <Bastardly_One> outlook hates it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> except it's the longest alphabetical free email
37:00 <xm> would look great on a business card
38:00 <Bastardly_One> naturally you wouldn't be making a work email there
38:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be an offensive one
38:00 <Bastardly_One> with various sub domains and I miss it
38:00 <Excessive> I rang my isp and asked for another email address diff to the original one that has my user name .......... and for years I stopped using the original email addy till abt a year ago or so that I added it to outlook to see wtf was happenin with it .......... it downloaded a fckn shitload of spam from years ago's worth ......... I controlled A on the lot and deleted em and then waited to see wat was still coming ........... abt 5 spam emails a day
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I had [email protected]
39:00 <simba> Meditate On Bass Weight
39:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I better sleep soon
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 hours and 20 mins comes quick
40:00 <Excessive> sleep fast then
40:00 <Excessive> :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be fine
41:00 <Bastardly_One> just hardware in the morning
41:00 <Bastardly_One> old dell's
41:00 <Bastardly_One> putting one back together will take the rest 3hrs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so easy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you neurofin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> work already
42:00 <simba> THE MOTHERBOARD IS THE MAIN PART OF THE COMPUTER. MOST OF WHAT U WILL BE INSTALLING GOES IN THE MOTHERBOARD.
42:00 <Excessive> oh tell em u want win 98 machines to show off ur harware knowledge ........... where u load a fckn driver for each n every device on the machine and u go to driverguide and spend hours finding the right driver
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> really simba
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you srs?
43:00 <simba> its hectic stuff
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the two guys who started today
44:00 <Bastardly_One> one will be so clueless
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll hurt
44:00 <Excessive> or ask em wat C:\> Format C:/S is
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've just found my shutdown menu
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm am asus laptop
46:00 <Bastardly_One> will take me 1/2 hr to log off
46:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
46:00 <Excessive> u have a gd machine, jus next time get the AMD version Bastardly_One
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is showing some signs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it might be time to think about a new one
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just some little things
47:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're doing an all nighter
48:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya before I go
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off
48:00 <Excessive> I jus bought a 1TB WD 2.5 inch for mine
48:00 <Excessive> 98 bux delivered
48:00 <Excessive> should be here tomoz
48:00 <B1-not-here> nice
48:00 <Excessive> bought it on sat or fri
48:00 <B1-not-here> speak soon
48:00 <Excessive> k
48:00 <B1-not-here> sleep ... I better do some
48:00 <B1-not-here> if not in a few hours
48:00 <B1-not-here> then later
48:00 <B1-not-here> ta ta
48:00 <B1-not-here> *gone*
48:00 <Excessive> k baaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
48:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPMD_bj4hGc
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martyn - Masks (Nov 2, 2012) 4:58 - Category: Music - 5,914 views - 47 likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
49:00 <simba> maskin martyts
49:00 <simba> this 1 is for anyone.... fuck it shut up and listen - eminem - the way i am
49:00 <simba> "idk its just teh way i am" - eminem on using irc
52:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
55:00 <deadpandadolls> jumped to my death from a building then
56:00 <Serenity> I did it all for the Nookie -simba from irc
56:00 <Senpai> so did I
56:00 <Senpai> but my name isn't simbaaaaaaaaaaaah
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Maurice> This movie just got for srs
57:00 <Serenity> god bill murray got old
57:00 <Maurice> He did
57:00 <Senpai> got awesome you mean
57:00 <Serenity> indeed
57:00 <Senpai> i hope when im his age i give about as many fucks as he does
57:00 <Maurice> No, got for srs I mean
58:00 <Serenity> does anyone else think amy adams is hot
58:00 <Senpai> hmmmmmm
58:00 <deadpandadolls> dunno
59:00 <Senpai> she's definitely very attractive
59:00 <deadpandadolls> shes ok
59:00 <Maurice> I don't know who she is
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno what it is about her
59:00 <Senpai> im looking at google images and im not getting the urge to grab myself
59:00 <Senpai> so hot is not on the cards it seems
59:00 <Serenity> PFF
59:00 <Serenity> FINE
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Senpai> would i let her give me eyes that would engorge my phallus
00:00 <Senpai> absolutely
00:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt say no if she wanted to sit on my face
00:00 <Senpai> in that regard, agreed
01:00 <simba> late night nookie
01:00 <Serenity> also
01:00 <Serenity> anna kendrick
01:00 <Senpai> oh fuck yes
01:00 <xm> i never liked her but after Man of Steel there was something about her that changed my mind
01:00 <Maurice> Dear god, they're trying to kill my 2nd husband
01:00 <Maurice> I will not stand for this
01:00 <deadpandadolls> i dont like the idea of a chick sitting on my face
01:00 <xm> just one of those things
02:00 <Maurice> I have Man of Steel, what a load of horse shit that was
02:00 <Senpai> anna kendrick and eva green
02:00 <xm> i can barely remember it
02:00 <Senpai> i'll be in my bunk
02:00 <deadpandadolls> cant wait to see man of steel
02:00 <deadpandadolls> and then the new one
02:00 <Maurice> We didn't even finish it
02:00 <xm> same thing about that last spiderman movie. didnt like Emma Stone before but she was cute in the movie
02:00 <Maurice> Thats how crap it was
02:00 <Maurice> Yeah I have The Amazing Spiderman too, also shit
02:00 <xm> nah that one was good
02:00 <Senpai> http://cdn4.celebrityhairstylez.com/wp-content/gallery/eva-green/eva-green-hairstyles2.jpg
02:00 <Serenity> i also think rachel hurd wood has a stunning face
02:00 <Senpai> HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
03:00 <deadpandadolls> i want to see those amazing spidermans
03:00 <deadpandadolls> new one looks rad
03:00 <xm> it was way better than those ones with tobey maguire
03:00 <xm> they just progressively got worse
04:00 <deadpandadolls> loved all three of those
04:00 <xm> similarly to how x-men 3 was silly
04:00 <deadpandadolls> for what they were
04:00 <deadpandadolls> i think the third xmen sucked balls
04:00 <deadpandadolls> didnt really like any of the xmen, didnt like whats his face as wolverine
04:00 <deadpandadolls> his wolverine ruined it for me
05:00 <xm> it was like watching the lion from Oz trying to act tough
05:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
05:00 <Senpai> i would drag my dick across a field of broken glass and coals just to get close enough to smell the shampoo eva green uses
05:00 <xm> come at me...grrrrrrr
05:00 <xm> roarrrrr
05:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah eva green mmm
06:00 <Senpai> seriously she is gorgeous
06:00 <simba> the only eva i no is eva longoria
06:00 <Senpai> if there were any celebrity i'd treat to a nice seafood dinner
06:00 <Senpai> it's her
07:00 <Senpai> eva longoria has the copy paste celebrity loo to her
07:00 <Senpai> not a huge fan
07:00 <xm> she's nothing special
07:00 <simba> funny thats what i thought of eva green
07:00 <simba> she looks like indie tumblr girlk #45634523
07:00 <deadpandadolls> meh@celebs
07:00 <Senpai> you wanan fight cunt?
08:00 <deadpandadolls> spend their whole lives being paid to pretend to be other people
08:00 <simba> thats what acting is
08:00 <xm> OK. the two of you will have to paste images of your favourite eva from Google...and the rest of us will rate them
08:00 <simba> its like us on irc but they get paid
08:00 <xm> whoever gets the highest score in the end wins!
08:00 <deadpandadolls> lol simba
08:00 <Senpai> i've already pasted my favourite green pic
08:00 <Senpai> although all of her in 007 was hnnnnnnnnnnng
08:00 <simba> http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/14568000/ngbbs4739092d80eb7.jpg
09:00 <xm> eva thoughtaboutfuckingamansasshellyeah
09:00 <deadpandadolls> eva green is nice
09:00 <deadpandadolls> very plain
09:00 <deadpandadolls> very model like
09:00 <Senpai> i like plain women
09:00 <Senpai> i will admit
09:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah
09:00 <Senpai> i dont do the glammed up look
10:00 <deadpandadolls> there's a great look with her
10:00 <deadpandadolls> and others
10:00 <deadpandadolls> i like kiera nightly for her plain look
10:00 <deadpandadolls> i like her or nat portman
11:00 <Senpai> if it was a choice between kiera and portman
11:00 <Senpai> kiera all the way
11:00 <deadpandadolls> yep
11:00 <deadpandadolls> the accent too
11:00 <Senpai> anne hathaway gets an honourable mention
11:00 <deadpandadolls> compliments her voice
11:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah, unless he becomes a hollywood slut
12:00 <xm> i liked post-drugs amy winehouse more than pre-drugs amy winehouse. mmm collapsed nose
12:00 <Senpai> she's about as far towards the usual celeb look i'd go
12:00 <Senpai> plus I love her accent
13:00 <deadpandadolls> winona will always be my first fav beside portman, cause i was portmans age, bit younger when i saw her in the professional
13:00 <deadpandadolls> n i was all whaa ye hot
13:00 <Senpai> xm: that's the case with most of them though
13:00 <Senpai> pretty ladies
13:00 <Senpai> hit drugs
13:00 <Senpai> BAM scags
14:00 <Senpai> lohan is another perfect example of that
14:00 <simba> lindsay is tired of rumors being started
14:00 <simba> and tired of being followed
15:00 <Senpai> yeah im sure none of that has helped
15:00 <Serenity> lohan is a shame
16:00 <Serenity> she was a stunningly pretty woman
16:00 <Senpai> yes
16:00 <Senpai> then she dun gon fucked up
16:00 <simba> all of those disney bitches are the same miley cirus is a few bad pills away from being in this convo
16:00 <deadpandadolls> lolol
16:00 <Serenity> now she looks like she could be found at the midland bustop at about 11:30 on a saturday night
17:00 <Senpai> hey those women are lovely
17:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UyGdzx2yRA
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pez - The Game (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <deadpandadolls> miley would be a dope root
17:00 <Serenity> miley would go spastic in the sack i reckon
17:00 <Senpai> i imagine she's tangy
18:00 <simba> yuck 
18:00 <simba> she is such a dog
18:00 <Senpai> agreed
18:00 <simba> for a laugh i checked out her song 'party in the USA' and she kept singing 'jay z on the radio, this ma jam' lmbo
18:00 <simba> now were at the stage where people drop jay "im gay" z
19:00 <simba> what happened 2 people knowing jay z was a joke now hes like the lord of corportate hip hop and people love it
19:00 <simba> corporate
19:00 <Senpai> that whole side of music is just abuot the money anyway
21:00 <Maurice> Miley could tongue your bumhole through your mouth
21:00 <Senpai> i think i need that life experiene
21:00 <Senpai> +c
22:00 <simba> millicent cyropoulos
22:00 <Senpai> i let her tongue punch my browneye
22:00 <Senpai> i reckon she'd do it too
23:00 <Serenity> oh look out bette midler is about to sing
24:00 <Maurice> Oh god
24:00 <Maurice> I bet she sounds like she swallowed razor blades
24:00 <simba> wanna bette?
24:00 <Maurice> Let me know, coz I'm busy with Statham and Franco
24:00 <Serenity> AND DID YOU EVER KNOWWW THAT YOU'RE MY HERROOO
25:00 <Serenity> shes not so bad
25:00 <deadpandadolls> i like mileys southern accent
25:00 <deadpandadolls> so hot
25:00 <Maurice> I've always known, Serenity <3
25:00 <Serenity> shes not as goose being bludgeoned with a hammer as she used to be
25:00 <Maurice> Not like Liza in the SatC movie
25:00 <Maurice> Singing all the single ladies
25:00 <Maurice> What shenanigans
26:00 <Maurice> And to think, Judy spawned her
26:00 <deadpandadolls> if only it were night for 3 months of the year
28:00 <Serenity> ok im going to bed
28:00 <Serenity> i have shit to do in the morning
28:00 <Serenity> night poppets
29:00 <simba> NIGHT
29:00 <Senpai> its jst a nik
29:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco <3
29:00 <deadpandadolls> ye me too 
29:00 <deadpandadolls> nite poppets
29:00 <Senpai> me three
29:00 <deadpandadolls> he he
30:00 <Senpai> night fagts
30:00 <simba> is it disco time now
33:00 <doctor> the alcos are just passing out
35:00 <Excessive> I had a bit of shit goin down with some dude back in like 2008 where they used to always go up north for the summer holidays .......... anyways long short he was proud abt bonin someone else's supposed wife ...... so when they finally got married and went on their honeymoon holiday I wrote to him sayin that "look, here's a pic of me, my mum and my grandmother, can I not fck ur mum jus like how u pride urself abt marrying someone else's supposed 
38:00 <simba> agreed
38:00 <Maurice> Supposed what
38:00 <Maurice> I read that shit and missed the good bit of my movie
39:00 <simba> you had beef with someone in 2008 who was cheating on his wife so when they finally got married you sent him a pic of you and your family asking him not to fuck them or something idk the second part is hard to make out
39:00 <beehhh> thought i said it
39:00 <beehhh> simba: do you like beagle
39:00 <beehhh> hes hilarious
40:00 <simba> no he isnt
40:00 <simba> he has severe problems
40:00 <beehhh> lol
40:00 <simba> its comedic but also tragic
40:00 <beehhh> not everyone is equal you know
40:00 <Excessive> no lol .............. she was supposedly meant to be mah other half ........... though he kept on sayin "stay away from mah woman" 
41:00 <Maurice> Wait, so he fucked your gf, now they
41:00 <Maurice> re married?
41:00 <Excessive> well yeah
41:00 <beehhh> but we had three was skype conversation thats for sure
41:00 <beehhh> three-way
41:00 <Excessive> my so supposed wife to be
41:00 <Maurice> Oh thats ok, karma will come back and she'll fuck some festy disease riddled dude
42:00 <Maurice> It's the circle of life
42:00 <beehhh> simba as soon you enter beagle turned into a zombie n started ranting
42:00 <beehhh> lollololololol
42:00 <Excessive> oh they split after that
42:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEtBiTB1joM
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xbox 360 Unboxing (Jul 27, 2011) 0:09 - Category: Gaming - 41 views - 3 likes (60%), 2 dislikes (40%)
43:00 <milk> magnets dont just fall out of the sky. you have to classify them by pretending you personally created the Universe and therefore magnets and no one else is allowed to know about them
43:00 <beehhh> fuck couldnt sleep even with eye patch
44:00 <simba> cant sleep clownll eat me
45:00 <beehhh> i drank 10lts of milk just then
46:00 <milk> I dont believe magnets are sentient, but if they were you'd have to perform a ratio between number of people hit by meteorites and the level of human science investigation into magnets. I'd say the magnets are winning.
46:00 <beehhh> watchout for jetski hoons wtf
47:00 <milk> simply because to this day, people continue to be hit by meteorites
47:00 <beehhh> omega 7 makes u funny
47:00 <beehhh> i got slaped by bills
49:00 <Senpaizzz> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26424738
49:00 <Senpaizzz> are you ready?
49:00 <Excessive> we're brothers apparently ......... and she's mah sister (apparently) ........... he's older than us two .......... though none of us knew abt it till like years on ............. his adoptive father married his mother while she was preggers, now also his adoptive father the our father's younger brother, from the old man having married/remarried since our father was born ............ aaaaand I have the same kindah story as him with our mothers ma
51:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <simba> w4t d4
52:00 <beehhh> beginning of 3rd world war
52:00 <Excessive> wat lol .............. they made x fckn many shows abt it
52:00 <simba> would the ukrane just surrender 2 them
52:00 <simba> they cant fight it
53:00 <Excessive> jus that ppl watch a show cause it's a gd show, not believing that it's abt other ppl's real life experiences
54:00 <beehhh> ukraine will get norway and finlands support
54:00 <beehhh> russia is doomed
55:00 <Saemon> oh stfu beehhh what would a bangladeshi scum like you know 
55:00 <Saemon> stick to curry
56:00 <Saemon> and bathing in the river ganges you indian peice of shit
56:00 <simba> calm down
57:00 <simba> uve been learning racism from johninja havent u
57:00 <beehhh> i hope this war starts
57:00 <Saemon> sorry its just his race angers me so much
57:00 <Excessive> so his father (adoptive father) is mah uncle ............... this is John (Marconi's right hand man) or rather John The Baptist from the bible .......... always at mah fckn case with mah mum makin money all those years gone by from fckin me over
57:00 <beehhh> dont come and sell coals to india then
57:00 <beehhh> we dont need ur sin
58:00 <beehhh> keep btw ur territories leave our nature in peace
58:00 <simba> Saemon needs 7 minutes in the sin bin
58:00 <simba> think about what you have said young man
58:00 <simba> no hat no play no school 2day
01:00 <Saemon> yeah...your right
02:00 <Saemon> ive been reflecting on what i said and man, i feel like such a dick now
02:00 <Saemon> sorry beehhh i didnt mean what i said
02:00 <simba> man, i feel like a woman
02:00 <Saemon> i believe and humans of all skin color, culture and races are all equal and are the same
03:00 <Saemon> is that the shania twain song?
03:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgXTBqiKE3k
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vanessa Amorosi - Absolutely Everybody (Apr 21, 2011) 3:54 - Category: Music - 715,319 views - 3,078 likes (97.4%), 82 dislikes (2.6%)
03:00 <beehhh> http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/21799941/woman-punched-in-road-rage-attack/
03:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <beehhh> Saemon no offence taken
04:00 <simba> u should love Absolutely Everybody in The Whole Wide World
04:00 <beehhh> and I m sorry too but dont come n sell coals to india save this planet
04:00 <beehhh> sell education is good
05:00 <Excessive> I'd swap india kg by kg c00f for coal
05:00 <Excessive> ch00f*
06:00 <Excessive> apparently they have ch00f for klms and klms, they can't get rid of it
07:00 <beehhh> hike the price of coal india will eventually stop buying
26:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1489190_10152205817050155_1045275047_n.jpg
27:00 <shadsam> lol
28:00 <Owen_Lars> Excessive that guy is lucky
29:00 <Owen_Lars> ive never actually had a proper blow job before
29:00 <Owen_Lars> from a real chick whos willing to give it
29:00 <Owen_Lars> only blow job ive had is from escorts i have to pay, and then - its only done with a condom on
29:00 <simba> ;[
29:00 <Owen_Lars> dont even feel a damn fucken thing
30:00 <Owen_Lars> oh damn he bak
30:00 <Owen_Lars> dayem
34:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> hai guyz
35:00 <simba> blowjobs are sacred
36:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> anyone wanna show a bored lonely single gal a good time at this time of the night? ;P
39:00 <Excessive> sex over the net is shite
40:00 <Excessive> send some bitch ovah with 2000 bux to spend over a weekend and I'll show her a gd tiem
40:00 <simba> sax on the beach
41:00 <Excessive> anyways ........... I'mnah fck orff n lay down ............ l8ers
42:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> Excessive buy good time, u mean im gona end up chopped up in barrels with my head stored in your fridge
42:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> and use the 2000 bux to buy supplies from bunnings to dissolve my remains
43:00 <Excessive> no u twit .......... I mean 500 bux fo drugs, 500 for a hotel fo the weekend and 1000 bux for a weekend's party
43:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> oh...
43:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> awkward 
43:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> oh well turns out
44:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> im a lesbian anyway
44:00 <Excessive> anyways ............. l8ers
44:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> so im only into chicks
44:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> ok laters
44:00 <Lisa_19_4^U> snob
44:00 <simba> 250 for an ounce of weed 100 for 4 pills that you both double drop 30 for two tabs of acid thats 380 so far and all the drugs taken care of
44:00 <simba> maybe 50 for a nice new billy
45:00 <simba> then spend the rest on warheads
45:00 <simba> 1 warhead is 10 cents so
45:00 <Excessive> coke ain't cheap simba
45:00 <Excessive> but ye
45:00 <Excessive> l8ers
45:00 <simba> no coke
45:00 <simba> coke sux!!!!
46:00 <simba> good pingers are miles betta
46:00 <simba> coke is 4 assholes
46:00 <Excessive> if u can actually call em good pingers as compared to one knowing wat a dove does
46:00 <Excessive> but yer
47:00 <simba> the ones going around atm are playboys apparently they own
48:00 <Excessive> they're cheap 20 - 30 bux .............. we used to pay 60 up to 80 bux for a dove or a cali white in the early 90's
48:00 <Excessive> and they were the shit
48:00 <simba> for 1 ?
48:00 <simba> F*(**
48:00 <Excessive> not these "pills" that u get these days
49:00 <Excessive> u can't even get goie anymore
49:00 <Excessive> it's all this ice shit these days
50:00 <simba> yea i havent done them for a couple of years because they stopped even having mdma in them so there was no point,,
50:00 <simba> but people are talking about them again 4 some reason
51:00 <Excessive> maaaaaaaaaaaan an e back in like 93 ............ u were peakin all sat nite dancin ur ass off at watever gig and then drank oj and smoked all sunday to come off it cause u had to do shit on a monday
51:00 <simba> thats a propa recovery
51:00 <Excessive> same with a half weight of goie
52:00 <Excessive> and the goie was 50 bux fo halfa gram
53:00 <Excessive> and there was diff kinds of the goie
53:00 <Excessive> the street goie that was cut, the uncut goie, the beige and the oxblood (which was a red liquid that u dipped a tear of a ciggy but into and u swallowed that)
54:00 <simba> ox blood
54:00 <Excessive> oh and the base (which was the beige)
55:00 <simba> u guys had way more options
56:00 <Excessive> yeah jus like how there was better music around back then than u hear these days
57:00 <simba> yea BUT those guys that got high as fuck and listened to all that stuff during the 90s are the ones that got 2 give us the good shit that came out of the 2000s
58:00 <simba> u got to see electro go corporate then resurge underground
58:00 <simba> and 4 some reason i feel like putting star wars on because of u Lisa_19_4^U
58:00 <Excessive> and Robert Miles - Children was a trance classic b4 it hit the radio and became commercial
59:00 <Excessive> same with Here's Johnny ........... jus that that one wasn't trance
59:00 <BlackDevil> so
59:00 <BlackDevil> i figured out how to take a selfie making your penis bigger
00:00 <simba> heresjohnny was my dads jam
01:00 <BlackDevil> johninja is your dad?
01:00 <simba> i h8 u black 
01:00 <simba> devil
02:00 <BlackDevil> k
04:00 <Excessive> ok, now I'm gone
04:00 <Excessive> .o/
14:00 <AngrymanXL> Here's Johnny is the shit.
16:00 <AngrymanXL> http://imgur.com/1g65g5y.jpg
25:00 <simba> OLLIE WINES
25:00 <simba> AngrymanXL the trancemaster himself
43:00 <BlackDevil> ok
33:00 <gir> Shh Co
33:00 <gir> Ahh
34:00 <gir> Cones and valium
39:00 <simba> Cones and valium
22:00 <lumeah> morning boys  n girls. 
27:00 <BlackDevil> hey handsom
27:00 <BlackDevil> want some of this sweet pussy?
27:00 <lumeah> lol if i had a cock.. lol
29:00 <BlackDevil> i dont mind girls
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Morning 
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Yo
54:00 <gir> Best gig I have been to for awhile
54:00 <BlackDevil> ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> which was?
00:00 <gir> Soundwave
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good
00:00 <Bastardly_One> was it?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I needed Friday so bad
00:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd you choose for your headliner?
00:00 <gir> Didnt get there till late but got to see the bands I wanted
00:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
01:00 <Bastardly_One> see Anom Amarth?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nope!
01:00 <gir> Green Day. Billy is a showman
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 11 AM - 11:45am
01:00 <Bastardly_One> missed out
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they played so well considering the time
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I picked Mastadon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> blew me away ... again
01:00 <gir> And Alice in chains were spot on
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was tempted to ask Jerry if he knew where to get on
02:00 <Bastardly_One> as a piss take
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was too sore to give anyone cheek
02:00 <gir> Exactly what they sound like on CD
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you've never seen them before then
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
02:00 <gir> Nah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen them with Laney Starr twice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and twice without him now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they always sound that good
03:00 <Bastardly_One> GWAR
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously were so much fun
03:00 <Bastardly_One> half the kids were definitely like
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
04:00 <gir> Though.. sound was plagued by swirling winds
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was really bright on Fri
04:00 <Bastardly_One> thousands of kids
04:00 <Bastardly_One> looking like tomatos
04:00 <Bastardly_One> while I was enjoying side show a/c
04:00 <gir> Lol could spot thw gwar fans from miles away
04:00 <Bastardly_One> shit catering ... wouldn't of wanted to think I could live off touring catering being in a band this year
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <gir> Spewing I missed them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be
05:00 <gir> Korn... Tight as fuck with the classics
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
05:00 <Bastardly_One> for the bit I watched
05:00 <gir> Didnt miss a beat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I was distracted
06:00 <Bastardly_One> JP from Clutch
06:00 <Bastardly_One> had KFC as part of his rider
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was fucking good yeah?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <gir> Billy, gave away,a guitar, to some lucky punter
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so first time you saw them too?
07:00 <gir> Yeah man. So stoked. All of dookie
07:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently doofville went off too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel wouldn't shut up for hours last night
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hyped to hell
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's excited as fuck
08:00 <gir> Meh.. The vibe is heaps better at rock concerts
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's meeting everyone he hasn't this tour
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like his "mates"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's a tad ... excited mau5
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean soundwave vibe?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> always has man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> always
08:00 <gir> Mates bf got the shit kickrd out of him 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I love about it
09:00 <gir> St fm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what happened?
09:00 <gir> Most plavid bloke as well
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly any shit happens at soundwave ever
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> here's something for you to play with
10:00 <Bastardly_One> www.masswerk.at/googleBBS
10:00 <gir> Eh some roid junky tried hitting on my mate and he stepped in
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what google would of looked like in the 80s
10:00 <gir> Then bam
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucked
11:00 <gir> Yerp
11:00 <gir> Roids man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a feeling
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my last hoorah on Fri
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't count Future on Sun
12:00 <Bastardly_One> as I'm not there for the music really am I?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a great way to "retire"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck man
13:00 <Bastardly_One> even Testament played well
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate trivium
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have to say even they did
14:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone was spot on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever seen Anon Amarth live at all?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> reason I ask
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because they did this
16:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly the same
16:00 <Bastardly_One> at at 11:40am seeing/hearing this
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was a fucking great wake up call
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lYQki20RA
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God (Wacken 2012) (Aug 11, 2012) 5:02 - Category: Music - 119,668 views - 833 likes (99.4%), 5 dislikes (0.6%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so crowd friendly
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think everyone expects them to be really scary
36:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
36:00 <BlackDevil> my feet are cold
36:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
37:00 <BlackDevil> no
38:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone wanna go to hardware for me in a few mins?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Me either :(
38:00 <BlackDevil> no\
39:00 <Bastardly_One> arsehole
40:00 <BlackDevil> you dont wanna warm my feet
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, suppose I better go myself
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
04:00 <BlackDevil> Scarlett Johansson -- PREGNANT!!!
02:00 <Pieter> I broke my microwave
02:00 <Pieter> It doesnt turn no more:,
03:00 <BlackDevil> plugged in?
03:00 <Pieter> My burger is warm so I guess zo
04:00 <Pieter> Lemme check my nuts for cancer
21:00 <Pieter> Time to go sex health clinic
21:00 <Pieter> Bbl
42:00 <BlackDevil> hry mandyjane
42:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter misses you
42:00 <lumeah> lol hi
45:00 <Eon> can someone zline element
45:00 <Eon> please
45:00 <mandyjane> pls
46:00 <BlackDevil> who is element?
46:00 <Eon> faggot in cats channel
46:00 <Eon> spam floods me with notices
46:00 <Eon> etc
46:00 <BlackDevil> oh in here i mean
46:00 <Eon> i dont know
46:00 <Eon> but he has spy
47:00 <BlackDevil> yea is he a spy
47:00 <Pieter> I miss Lumeah
47:00 <Pieter> Shes mine all mine
47:00 <BlackDevil> lumeah gets my vagina wet
47:00 <Pieter> Im gonna devour her
47:00 <Pieter> :p~
53:00 <Pieter> Fuckin hell I bought a long life milk and its off
59:00 <Pieter> So what did we learn from 7th heaven today people
59:00 <Pieter> Gay is wrong
02:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140303/acid_picdump_41.jpg
36:00 <Pieter> Strong women need strong bones
36:00 <Pieter> Elevit said so on tv so it must be true
40:00 <BillyGoat> strongman pieter
40:00 <Pieter> I thought I just heard a fart
41:00 <Pieter> Or saw one
41:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter sooki sook
42:00 <BillyGoat> how much u bench press today? you must be up too a broom stick now
56:00 <Serenity> LOL
58:00 <CannibalClown> bench press a cigarette
58:00 <CannibalClown> 3 times
58:00 <CannibalClown> then drowned in sweat
00:00 <BlackDevil> i bet
14:00 <KT> sup slappers
15:00 <KT> .jk
16:00 <Pieter> I got the clap!
17:00 <Pieter> Clap crap crapper
17:00 <KT> intresting
17:00 <KT> not
17:00 <Pieter> I get that
18:00 <Pieter> Iga time
18:00 <Pieter> Goggle goggle blob
18:00 <Pieter> Bbl
19:00 <KT> DemonsRun? that dont make sense
19:00 <KT> demons are scary
23:00 <KT> well this place is very lively
23:00 <KT> o_O
27:00 <KT> munchhosin?
31:00 <The_Baron> well work was brief and not so rewarding
31:00 <The_Baron> well financially I suppose it was
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
32:00 <KT> then become a gigalo
32:00 <KT> :P
32:00 <KT> baron munchboxen
32:00 <The_Baron> naah
33:00 <The_Baron> actually finished work earlier than usual coz I got two sales today, so plenty commision off that
33:00 <KT> thats alright
35:00 <The_Baron> plus I am lazy
35:00 <KT> who isnt
35:00 <The_Baron> I mean, if I did this all day every day, prolly could clear fair few grand a week
36:00 <The_Baron> but mneh, only need a grand a week personally
36:00 <KT> oh so you are rich?
37:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
37:00 <The_Baron> not at all
37:00 <KT> damn you could have got lucky :P
37:00 <The_Baron> last week I made like 1200 bucks
37:00 <The_Baron> aint exactly mr. moneybags here
38:00 <The_Baron> but I was on the dole for a while before I got this gig
38:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
38:00 <The_Baron> better than that for sure
39:00 <KT> well i stuck on single mothers pension :(
39:00 <The_Baron> aahh
39:00 <The_Baron> well gotta look after them kids one way or another aye
40:00 <KT> yeah he is my world
40:00 <The_Baron> sucks the govt reduced daycare subsidies
41:00 <The_Baron> makes it a lot harder for ppl like u to actually study or work 
42:00 <KT> so does the inlaws
42:00 <KT> after my partner was killed in car accident
42:00 <KT> they tried take my son off me
43:00 <The_Baron> jeez
43:00 <The_Baron> they don't like ya then?
43:00 <The_Baron> or do they think that they can provide better or some crap
44:00 <Serenity> im fairly certain you're being trolled The_Baron
44:00 <Serenity> KT = chris
44:00 <KT> i broke up his marriage
44:00 <KT> then he was drunk died in car accident
45:00 <The_Baron> aahhh
45:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
45:00 <DemonsRun> What reasoning would they have come up with for that?
46:00 <KT> my name is kate
46:00 <DemonsRun> 100% Serenity ?
47:00 <Serenity> no its not you should change your spelling and grammatical errors if youre gonna try n be someone else
47:00 <DemonsRun> It stands for Katie. Not late
47:00 <DemonsRun> Kate*
48:00 <KT> so if i cant lie why cant you
48:00 <KT> fucken full of liars
49:00 <The_Baron> wha?
49:00 <KT> i trying see if white will turn up
49:00 <KT> or fennec fox will msg me
50:00 <KT> cause for a while every time i changed they did
50:00 <The_Baron> that's pretty fucked to pretend ur a single mum who's husband died in a car crash
50:00 <The_Baron> issues much
50:00 <KT> so i pretending be dj
50:00 <KT> is
50:00 <The_Baron> I aint a DJ
51:00 <BlackDevil> who wants a golden shower!
51:00 <KT> oh u said u had gig
51:00 <The_Baron> I do play gigs
51:00 <KT> osytrance
51:00 <KT> so u a play presser
51:00 <The_Baron> I am a spacebar jockey
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <The_Baron> well I use the launchpad, and trigger loops and tracks I made myself
52:00 <CannibalClown> is chris wasted again
52:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31/963762_10151696360309048_1732372175_o.jpg
52:00 <CannibalClown> so much for not drinking anymore
52:00 <The_Baron> this is what I do u dummy
53:00 <KT> no i not wasted i sober as
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah I am soooo pretending to be a dude who makes no money playing warehouse parties and outdoor doofs
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <xm> it's Jesus! if anyone gets blinded looking directly into those lasers for too long, he'll cure them
53:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t31/461032_10151696358844048_1362347614_o.jpg
53:00 <CannibalClown> at least youre not on irc pretending to be a female
53:00 <CannibalClown> to pick up guys
54:00 <CannibalClown> and suck dicks
54:00 <The_Baron> xm, actually last couple parties ppl have complained about that lazer hitting them in the eye
54:00 <The_Baron> buncha pussies I say
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <KT> i was pretending cause element is stalker
54:00 <xm> unless you bought them illegally from China, dont think any real damage can be done
54:00 <KT> he reads everything i say
54:00 <KT> has a complex about it
54:00 <xm> but who knows
54:00 <The_Baron> well a 3mw lazer to the eye can blind u a lil
55:00 <Serenity> told you it was him
55:00 <Serenity> youre fucked
55:00 <The_Baron> he certainly is
55:00 <xm> well if you start wearing an eye patch and tell people you got blinded by a rave laser, it's a much cooler explanation than saying you lost it from a sword fight with pirates
55:00 <The_Baron> xm, really?
56:00 <KT> rofl
56:00 <KT> lmao
56:00 <The_Baron> I thought it would be cooler to say u got attacked by a pirate with a lazer
56:00 <xm> KT has a trademark way of talking -- just takes a few lines or even one
56:00 <KT> i tried not to say i
57:00 <Serenity> i picked it before you even said i
57:00 <Serenity> that just confirmed it
57:00 <Serenity> you couldnt hide in a pool of mud chris
57:00 <KT> um i wont
57:00 <KT> lols
58:00 <KT> soz in smartass mood
58:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, chris, fuck off now cunt. Dunno why u even come around here, at first I pitied ya a bit
58:00 <The_Baron> but u really are just a waste
58:00 <CannibalClown> yup
58:00 <KT> sez The_Baron thinks his king dick
59:00 <CannibalClown> he's
59:00 <The_Baron> I aint king shit, but I also don't sit around feeling sorry for myself
59:00 <CannibalClown> fishing for pity
59:00 <The_Baron> you never do anything to further urself or your situation
00:00 <KT> nope
00:00 <KT> i just talk shit
00:00 <CannibalClown> you are shit
00:00 <The_Baron> u sit there smoking shitty weed, making repetative music and wondering where it all went wrong
00:00 <KT> no i dont i hate liar women
00:00 <KT> thats where it went wrong
00:00 <CannibalClown> its not the women
00:00 <The_Baron> it went wrong because u suck at life
00:00 <KT> yes it is
00:00 <Serenity> i cant handle this shit im going to the shop
00:00 <Serenity> bbl
00:00 <CannibalClown> its not anyone else
01:00 <CannibalClown> its you
01:00 <KT> bullshit CannibalClown
01:00 <CannibalClown> and you alone
01:00 <KT> its you
01:00 <KT> your fault
01:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Meet the Cannibal Feat Lewn [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
01:00 <CannibalClown> sure thing chris
02:00 <CannibalClown> and all the while you blame everyone else
02:00 <KT> yep cause i can
02:00 <CannibalClown> you never take responsibility for your own actions
02:00 <The_Baron> coz ur a weak maggot
02:00 <The_Baron> that's all
02:00 <CannibalClown> he is
02:00 <Loof> it's society's fault
02:00 <Loof> :P
02:00 <CannibalClown> absolutely pissweak
02:00 <KT> am i CannibalClown how would u know
02:00 <CannibalClown> it take a stron person to admit theyve fucked up and take action
02:00 <The_Baron> well prove us wrong chris
02:00 <CannibalClown> ^
03:00 <KT> blowme first and i will
03:00 <CannibalClown> again with the homosexual tendancies
03:00 <CannibalClown> ive told you before chris stop wanting guys to suck you off
03:00 <The_Baron> hell even Pieter got a job
03:00 <The_Baron> what's ur excuse chris?
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <CannibalClown> i know right
04:00 <Loof> pieter doesn't have a job
04:00 <CannibalClown> youre right stealing things and hocking them isnt a job
04:00 <CannibalClown> but at least hes doing something
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah but at least he is pro-active to do that at least
04:00 <CannibalClown> exactly
05:00 <CannibalClown> instead of coming here Q.Q all day long and pissing the rest of us off
05:00 <KT> i dont
05:00 <KT> i did year ago
05:00 <CannibalClown> O.o
05:00 <KT> but not now
05:00 <BlackDevil> A New Jersey high school honor student, who is also an athlete and a cheerleader, has sued her parents for school money after she says they kicked her out of their home when she turned 18
05:00 <CannibalClown> how fucking retarded are you
05:00 <KT> i'm not
05:00 <CannibalClown> you are
06:00 <Pieter> People always needing to wh
06:00 <Pieter> Inge
06:00 <KT> you are for commenting on what i do
06:00 <The_Baron> you don't DO anything
06:00 <KT> so
06:00 <CannibalClown> wait
06:00 <CannibalClown> did he call me retarded because i commen t on something
06:00 <CannibalClown> how does that work
07:00 <KT> cause u feeding the retarded u reckon
07:00 <KT> snowballs
07:00 <KT> into more retard
07:00 <CannibalClown> what the fuck
07:00 <The_Baron> do u have any friends irl chris?
07:00 <KT> sorta
07:00 <CannibalClown> hah
07:00 <CannibalClown> no
07:00 <CannibalClown> and your cat doesnt count
07:00 <CannibalClown> if you left the door open its leave you too
07:00 <KT> i have 2 i can class as friends
07:00 <CannibalClown> itd*
07:00 <Pieter> Captains log.. a klingon blew me up whilst ircing and defending myself to nobodies, now im fucked
08:00 <CannibalClown> your mum doesnt count either
08:00 <KT> yours does
08:00 <Loof> KT you should quit the grog man and just ration your weed
08:00 <The_Baron> you're just as much a nobody as anyone else Pieter
08:00 <The_Baron> :)
08:00 <KT> i sober today Loof
08:00 <Loof> cool
08:00 <Pieter> Yay lick n dunk lollipop popping candy
08:00 <KT> had 7 cones last night
08:00 <Pieter> I know:(
08:00 <BlackDevil> this is the bitch https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bh2R124CcAARXUQ.jpg:large
09:00 <CannibalClown> so much dumb right now
09:00 <The_Baron> BlackDevil, yeah I'd dissown her just for that selfie
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <CannibalClown> oh fuck
09:00 <KT> Bastardly_One i hot for you i katie
09:00 <CannibalClown> lol chris
09:00 <The_Baron> fuckup chris
09:00 <KT> got bigg knockers
09:00 <CannibalClown> trying it on wth mre guys
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up chris
10:00 <KT> rofl
10:00 <CannibalClown> you retarded bucket of monkey spunk
10:00 <Loof> b1 i saw this guy that looked exactly like you punch a woman on the news yesterday, i was worried
10:00 <KT> kewl that would take lots of work
11:00 <Loof> relieved now
11:00 <KT> getting bucket of monkey spunk
11:00 <Loof> though you were locked up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I do not look like that guy at Chaddy
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Loof> yes you do
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no I don't
11:00 <Loof> i dont know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> much better
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I win
12:00 <Loof> yep i high :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not?
12:00 <Loof> hope u are
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been home at least 5 mins
12:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hardware
12:00 <CannibalClown> is there anyone in here not on drugs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> caned my shoulder hard
12:00 <The_Baron> CannibalClown, is there?
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> asked a classmate to snap in some ram
12:00 <Loof> DRUGS! RUN!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> think I asked him to commit murder
12:00 <Bastardly_One> little cunt
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I do it and make a drama with pain noises
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the teacher is pissin' himself
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then comes up to me and says
13:00 <BlackDevil> hey ive pissed on myself
13:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that next time he needs help
13:00 <KT> you went to school to learn how to put in ram?
13:00 <KT> rofl
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no
13:00 <Loof> i can deal with teens, i commend you b1
14:00 <Bastardly_One> putting shit togehter
14:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1795748_748251738574234_1676087688_n.jpg
14:00 <Loof> i would have punhced him
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that I pulled apart the other day
14:00 <Bastardly_One> even the quiet chick was like
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit rude
14:00 <The_Baron> no single mums in ur class, Bastardly_One?
14:00 <The_Baron> ;
14:00 <The_Baron> ;P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're down the hall
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and all ugly
15:00 <Loof> heeh that's awesome The_Baron
15:00 <The_Baron> oh snap
15:00 <Loof> hehe
15:00 <The_Baron> ugly single mums
15:00 <The_Baron> shame
15:00 <KT> Bastardly_One than u in with chance
15:00 <Loof> that link
15:00 <The_Baron> yeah pretty funny stuff
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a toy for you Loof
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
15:00 <KT> your misses b1 could be walking barefoot and pregnant in no time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> www.masswerk.at/googleBBS
16:00 <KT> rofl
16:00 <Bastardly_One> click
16:00 <The_Baron> might go back to Burger Bro? today
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fun for 5 mins
16:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1780773_534084723357009_394529688_n.jpg
16:00 <The_Baron> this looks like a lunchpack worth eating
16:00 <Loof> i had a made convo with a cop while i was stinking of bug with an ounce down my pants i was so high i sorta didn't care if she smelt it, i just felt lonely
16:00 <Loof> bud*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking click the link
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll like it
16:00 <Loof> and she was hot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> being geeky
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it even makes dial in noises
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and do a graphics search
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for something like poo
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all ascii
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great
17:00 <The_Baron> I used to go on a couple 
17:00 <The_Baron> BBS's in the 90's
17:00 <KT> i used bbs
17:00 <KT> b4 inet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I competed against a now famous person
17:00 <Bastardly_One> in haxor bbs wars
17:00 <The_Baron> they died in the arse after 95-96
17:00 <Loof> i missed out on bbs, no phone :(
18:00 <Bastardly_One> JA ... was maddox
18:00 <Bastardly_One> on the C64 and bbs days
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and lived 3 suburbs away
18:00 <Bastardly_One> never met him though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
18:00 <Loof> i had a c64, no modem
19:00 <Loof> amiga, amstrad cpc464
19:00 <Bastardly_One> all I know is he's hacked my C64
19:00 <The_Baron> I even had a mate make me a phone phreaker
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've hacked his
19:00 <The_Baron> for international calls
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was one
19:00 <Bastardly_One> until I hacked ozemails database
19:00 <The_Baron> though can't just fuck around with dialtones anymore
19:00 <The_Baron> not with the advent of digital
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and they used to bill international calls on to their customers bills
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... if you are old and ever on ozemail
20:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you for 1000s of dollars of free calls
20:00 <Bastardly_One> at your expense
20:00 <Loof> nice
20:00 <Loof> your mother must be proud
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the best fun was when we got into the SEC power grid
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hey mate I can turn ya lights off!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure ya can cunt
21:00 <milk> I am a top music maker. I put the CD in and press play.
21:00 <Loof> random, but, i once got busted wanking by my brother
21:00 <Bastardly_One> watch! *taptaptap*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not ya mum?
22:00 <milk> do you understand?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly everyone gets caught by their mum
22:00 <Loof> nah thank fuck
22:00 <milk> do you?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
22:00 <lumeah> hi piete
22:00 <milk> do you understand how complex a CD player is?
22:00 <Loof> my brother told everyone at school
22:00 <Loof> was fucked
22:00 <Loof> cause i was like 14
22:00 <Bastardly_One> milk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu David Gueretta
22:00 <Bastardly_One> go press play somewhere else
23:00 <milk> I like to talk about myself and how fucken good I am because I can operate an idiot proof device
23:00 <The_Baron> u must be a DJ then
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VybxR7uiDGM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - www.tism.wanker.com - 05 - Been Caught Wankin' (Feb 12, 2011) 4:13 - Category: Music - 2,741 views - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <Loof> yeah this milk is a bit of an asshat, he's on the rizon #marijuana channel i'm on too
24:00 <Loof> cooincidence?
24:00 <The_Baron> when ur mother gives ur bathroom door a final and desperate yanking
24:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dnOeQO6pUg&feature=kp
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm A DJ - sonicanimation (Sep 19, 2007) 3:40 - Category: Music - 28,935 views - 104 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
24:00 <The_Baron> YOU BEEEEEN CAUGHT WANKING
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yep
25:00 <Loof> tism
25:00 <Loof> hehe
25:00 <Loof> ooh ooh ahh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I ran into one of them on the way home
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf he's doing in Ballarat I dunno
25:00 <Loof> you have so many adventures b1
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I was going to call you but you were at school last I heard
25:00 <Bastardly_One> some meeting or other
25:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid teachers
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My life is boring as batshit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that was like ... wtf? can't be
26:00 <Bastardly_One> looked at each other for a good 30 seconds
26:00 <milk> basically when a public conversation turns away from how fucken good I am, I just lol it back into perspective of the awe
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Damien?
27:00 <Loof> fucken losing weight again :(
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thought it was you Jamie ...
27:00 <Bastardly_One> good?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you wanted to
27:00 <Loof> nope
27:00 <Loof> not too fast
27:00 <Loof> or the skin sags
28:00 <Loof> lost the last 40kg too quick
28:00 <milk> nah mate, how fucken good am I. Yep, I'm that fucken good! yeah mate, I know your good too, but I fucken better. How fucken good am I? Yep that fucken good I'm just the fucken best!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
28:00 <milk> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> does this voice sound familiar?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAFy7o7Zvo
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ROOT! My Other Bumper Sticker Is Intelligent (Jul 28, 2009) 3:27 - Category: Music - 22,163 views - 116 likes (95.9%), 5 dislikes (4.1%)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if so ... who does it sound like?
29:00 <The_Baron> Ron Hitler?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Humprey B Flaubert
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the other one
29:00 <The_Baron> aah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Damien
29:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as fuck looking eh?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah I seen em unmasked before
30:00 <milk> nah mate, how fucken good am I. Yep, I'm that fucken good! yeah mate, I know your good too, but I fucken better. How fucken good am I? Yep that fucken good I'm just the fucken best!
30:00 <Loof> lol that's tism
30:00 <The_Baron> seen em enough times live to have seen their masks ripped off at one stage or another
30:00 <milk> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WrB4iP-7R8
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I was the guy in TISM - the DC3 (Dec 12, 2010) 4:25 - Category: Music - 8,658 views - 46 likes (95.8%), 2 dislikes (4.2%)
30:00 <Loof> first time i've seen em unmasked
30:00 <The_Baron> so this is Flauberts band I been hearing about
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the DC3?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
31:00 <The_Baron> oh shit
31:00 <The_Baron> of course it's flaubert
31:00 <The_Baron> that fucking nose
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the nose
31:00 <The_Baron> even in a balaclava, that thing beaks out
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the Damien Cowell 3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> DC3
32:00 <Mew> DCx3
32:00 <The_Baron> Root was also a Tism song
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sure was
33:00 <milk> you people just don't understand how fucken good I am! get this right, get this, get this.... I put the CD in the player... yep, yep, yep how fucken good is that! Nah it gets better, this is the truely magic part. This is the money shot! I press play.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if you pause at the right spot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in this
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you can see me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWto_N-B9-8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - Root (Sep 23, 2010) 2:20 - Category: Music - 1,048 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well tend tend tend
33:00 <lumeah> milk are you that good? 
33:00 <Loof> i wanna meet tism :(
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tend to your tiny lives
34:00 <Loof> bet the call tear me to shreds
34:00 <Bastardly_One> while I I I
34:00 <Bastardly_One> poke you between the eyes
34:00 <Loof> troll me good
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well I can smell you from here!
34:00 <The_Baron> wow this is an old gig
34:00 <Bastardly_One> coz your pants pants pants
34:00 <Bastardly_One> are stained with fear
34:00 <The_Baron> what is this, 1987-1988?
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> My 86
35:00 <Bastardly_One> May too
35:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_Avc6aacw
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grinspoon - DCX3 (Dead Cat 3 Times) (Dec 11, 2010) 2:55 - Category: Music - 26,478 views - 77 likes (97.5%), 2 dislikes (2.5%)
35:00 <The_Baron> fuck grinspoon
35:00 <Mew> that'd probably hurt
35:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see
36:00 <The_Baron> Phil still owes me tick
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can find this really old show
36:00 <The_Baron> not that I will see it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you too?
36:00 <Loof> Mew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how much?
36:00 <Loof> how are ya
36:00 <Loof> ?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he owes me 200
36:00 <The_Baron> only a 100 bucks
36:00 <Mew> LOOOOOOOOOOOOF
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt must have tick country wide
36:00 <Mew> good thx, u?
36:00 <Mew> ill show you a new pic of rory
36:00 <The_Baron> what is it with australian rockers and not paying their debts?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
36:00 <Loof> awesome!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Kram owes Me too
37:00 <Loof> real good too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and Tim Rogers
37:00 <The_Baron> except john butler
37:00 <The_Baron> he's all cash up front
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I've payed tim's cabs so often
37:00 <Bastardly_One> John shares too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not just pays
37:00 <Loof> love john butler trio
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah john is cool, aint a fan of his music
37:00 <The_Baron> but he's always been a nice guy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're shit then
37:00 <Loof> might listen to betterman now
37:00 <Bastardly_One> attitude is an awesome sone
37:00 <Bastardly_One> song
38:00 <Loof> agreed
38:00 <Loof> the lyrics
38:00 <Loof> everyone should listen
38:00 <Mew> my friend loves jbt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
38:00 <Mew> but she wears patchouli oil
38:00 <Mew> so
38:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what you think of this
38:00 <Mew> goes hand in hand i guess
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXwaqJgRV8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Butler Trio - Message in a bottle (Mar 14, 2007) 5:47 - Category: Music - 1,702,647 views - 3,833 likes (95.8%), 169 dislikes (4.2%)
38:00 <Loof> introduce me to your friend mew
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me of a Frenzal song Mew
38:00 <The_Baron> the only thing I ever liked about a JBT crowd is
38:00 <The_Baron> if u got no weed, u just walk into one
39:00 <The_Baron> and u will be high as fuck
39:00 <Mew> yeah lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I Went out with a hippy and now I love everybody except for her
39:00 <Mew> really loof??
39:00 <Mew> ill show u a pic
39:00 <Loof> sweet
39:00 <Mew> fuck that sounded like pandas lol
39:00 <Mew> but shes really unique looking
39:00 <Bastardly_One> JBT crowds
39:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1393899127489.jpg
39:00 <The_Baron> lessee
39:00 <Mew> did you get the notice of rory?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> need to discover hygine
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *hygene
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that stuff
39:00 <Bastardly_One> a fuckin' shower
39:00 <Mew> cos im using hexchat now (ty) i dunno if notices work the same
39:00 <The_Baron> lol BlackDevil
40:00 <The_Baron> I mean Bastardly_One
40:00 <Loof> aww is that your son mew?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> now ... I have the perfect counter track
40:00 <Loof> sorry just checked it
40:00 <Loof> HE"S ADORABLE
40:00 <Mew> yis :) thats alright so long as it works the same
40:00 <Loof> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
41:00 <Loof> i want zac to be 1 again
41:00 <Bastardly_One> best lyrics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts0PQlN9amc
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frenzal Rhomb - I went out with a hippy and now i love.. (Nov 4, 2008) 3:19 - Category: Music - 26,411 views - 91 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Jason can't sing
41:00 <The_Baron> or play guitar
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <The_Baron> or be a likeable person
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the JB line
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking shit
41:00 <milk> you understand it's a basic psychology precept that the louder and lengthier you talk about how fucken good you are, the more likely it is that you are compensating for having a small penis?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we had another fight the last tour
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he won ... again
42:00 <The_Baron> he rubs everyone up the wrong way
42:00 <The_Baron> never have time for that prick
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he goeads me every time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you think I felt?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived with the cunt in Newtown
42:00 <Bastardly_One> remember?
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah I remember u saying
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we corned Nick Schitz
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cornered
42:00 <The_Baron> just being around him for 5 minutes was enough for me
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a great night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... wasn't the best
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't take his medication
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why he's so ... fucked
43:00 <Mew> this is the same hippy friend that travelled around aus wwoofing as a lesbian taking lots of acid LOL
43:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/qY1aWWg.jpg
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's schitzo depressive
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and takes his meds like
43:00 <Bastardly_One> never
43:00 <Pieter> Woo lil space rock gonna pass between earth n moon tomorrow
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's mellowed a bit since his op though
43:00 <The_Baron> Nick Skitz?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Jason
44:00 <Bastardly_One> tape worm in his head
44:00 <milk> it's pretty simple, chicks like big dicks. big dicks give chicks orgasms, so guys with big dicks get known to the females because they talk. Guys with small penises have to try and attract females by talking about how fucken great they think of themselves, becuase all the chicks know those guys dicks are too small to dish out orgasms.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
44:00 <Pieter> Baby lil space rock:)))
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he was loading his bass into a car for a chinese burns unit gig
44:00 <Bastardly_One> full on collapsed and everyone thought it was drugs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out was a big tape worm in his head
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he got in asia eating something
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... south america
45:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that was it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> south america
45:00 <Mew> Loof did u see?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you know that?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> happened mid last year
46:00 <milk> within 3 minutes of the first female-female conversation after one of them has had a new male sexual partner, the AFL goal umpire manueaver has been employed
46:00 <The_Baron> what I don't know is quite encyclopaedic
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> best
46:00 <Bastardly_One> band
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ever ever in aust rock
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRrKDxF_BJ8
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SPLATTERHEADS Golden Eyelid (Jun 17, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 4,808 views - 38 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <The_Baron> holy fuck the singer looks like Al Corrupt
47:00 <The_Baron> I know it isn't
47:00 <milk> you see, "he's a nice guy" isn't really any comparison to "it was uncomfortable"
47:00 <The_Baron> but fuck they look the same
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon Faulkner
47:00 <Bastardly_One> aka sly
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the guitarist Christo sung too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find one of his
47:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different to sly's blues style
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I loved this band
48:00 <Bastardly_One> more than almost my life at the time
48:00 <milk> so when you talk about how fucken great you are because you can slag off Mr Uncomfortable, then you're the nice guy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they were soooooooooooooooooooooooo good live
48:00 <milk> so really
49:00 <milk> who would you rather be?
49:00 <milk> Mr Uncomfortable, or a worshipper
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no vid
49:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRDN9Qsy2mc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but listen
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alchemist...Eve Of War (May 23, 2008) 5:18 - Category: Music - 19,034 views - 109 likes (98.2%), 2 dislikes (1.8%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5iSPUCSz4
49:00 <The_Baron> THIS was a great australian band
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Splatterheads - 321 (May 30, 2011) 2:41 - Category: Music - 224 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> best drummer in aust
49:00 <Bastardly_One> alchemist
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but listen to that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Christo's intensity is awesome
50:00 <milk> statistics show that on average, a male with a large penis has at least 3 million small penised worshippers
50:00 <The_Baron> grew up in canberra, highlight of the week was seeing Alchemist at the Woden Youth Centre
50:00 <Bastardly_One> love this too
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g39_GIWX88w
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Splatterheads - Fish Biscuit (Sep 19, 2008) 3:08 - Category: Music - 7,387 views - 34 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this has lyrics
51:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely written on acid
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <BlackDevil> ever had a headach and poop water?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember tripping with Christo one night
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I went for a walk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> saw a tree I was sure looked like him
51:00 <milk> imagine how large a man's penis must be if his lil dick followers have to get on National Radio to advertise how much better they are than him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and walked back 3kms
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and dragged him back to this tree
51:00 <Bastardly_One> "yeah it does look like me"
51:00 <The_Baron> so
52:00 <Bastardly_One> then walks off again
52:00 <The_Baron> did RatCat ripoff Splatterhead?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> saying gooooooooooodbye
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I will never see you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiN
52:00 <Bastardly_One> emphasised N
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember seeing them
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll love this
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 3am Users club in Melb
52:00 <Bastardly_One> some drunk guy hated them
53:00 <Bastardly_One> half way through the first song
53:00 <Bastardly_One> SMASH
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in simon days face
53:00 <milk> when women are making babies, there are two considerations. size of penis and number of males
53:00 <milk> shall I go on?
53:00 <The_Baron> no
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know most of simon's love songs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> were about his fucking cat?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm for real
53:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
54:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd6aB2Kn6-w
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Tris Elies Sessions - RUMPUNCH "Suckem" (Sep 7, 2008) 5:32 - Category: Music - 1,731 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <The_Baron> not my fave style, but this was a mad lil club back in the mountains
55:00 <The_Baron> had the maddest vibe
55:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buev38fhuDc
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RATCAT - "I Think I Love You" (Apr 2, 2011) 3:22 - Category: Music - 7,200 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <The_Baron> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I still remember the words
55:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a sad cunt
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and when I look at you now
55:00 <The_Baron> at least it aint Don't Go Now
55:00 <The_Baron> fuck that song used to shit me
55:00 <The_Baron> it was everywhere
56:00 <Bastardly_One> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII think I love you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ!
56:00 <milk> just a couple of guys, having a chat on IRC
56:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck I'm scoring this arvo
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I need it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
56:00 <The_Baron> I'm thinking of making some BHO soon actually
56:00 <The_Baron> I got so much fucking shake atm
56:00 <The_Baron> wanna make some badass shatter hash
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fairies nuts
57:00 <milk> very much like when you see just a couple of guys going for a jog
57:00 <Bastardly_One> HELP ME!
57:00 <The_Baron> u ever had it b1?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCiB2R7dNn8
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Surfers of the Mind - Def FX (Sep 9, 2007) 0:02 - Category: Music - 18,164 views - 74 likes (97.4%), 2 dislikes (2.6%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
57:00 <The_Baron> oh man
57:00 <The_Baron> it's like smoking weed for the first time again
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't listen to one second of that
58:00 <The_Baron> who can
58:00 <The_Baron> Fiona Horn is fucken shit
58:00 <milk> I'm trying to read this....
58:00 <milk> all I see is:
59:00 <milk> a couple of guys discussing music
59:00 <BlackDevil> milk
59:00 <BlackDevil> i drank it all
59:00 <The_Baron> milk, coz that's what it is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to early Models
00:00 <milk> it's ok mate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> must be new romantic afternoon
00:00 <milk> I understand
00:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can find it
00:00 <milk> a couple of guys talking to each other about how fucken good they are whilst discussing music......
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know one band you'd not know
00:00 <The_Baron> it's kinda funny how the modern hairstyles of today would make a early New Romantic cringe
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we are though
00:00 <BlackDevil> i know many bands
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we're fucking brilliant
01:00 <Bastardly_One> best band moles ever
01:00 <BlackDevil> like the Bastardly_One's
01:00 <BlackDevil> many members
01:00 <BlackDevil> named differently
01:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed huh?
01:00 <BlackDevil> because element has a crush on you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hardcore huh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no clips for Crashland
02:00 <milk> just ah.... em..... heh... ah... well.....
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess it's the original
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Runaways - Cherry Bomb (Apr 20, 2006) 2:13 - Category: Music - 10,268,850 views - 26,963 likes (97.6%), 665 dislikes (2.4%)
02:00 <milk> how about another money shot?
02:00 <milk> beat me too it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who's the other guitarist besides Joan Jett
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the bangles chick
03:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
04:00 <milk> you know what chicks love?
04:00 <milk> chicks love being fucked by a big dick whilst watching a couple of guys kiss
04:00 <The_Baron> someone who doesn't generalise on what chicks love?
05:00 <milk> just saying
05:00 <The_Baron> and most chicks don't wanna see dudes kissing
05:00 <The_Baron> some do
05:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
05:00 <milk> thats like saying no anal before marriage
05:00 <The_Baron> I dunno why u have kept going on about chicks wanting big dicks for this long
06:00 <The_Baron> you're either homosexual or closeted
06:00 <milk> I'm progressing the topic
06:00 <The_Baron> uh huh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> milk
07:00 <milk> you see, a couple of guys treating each other like women, whilst the woman in question maintains dignity and integrity is pretty much the absolute in culture
07:00 <Bastardly_One> go wank over nazi uniforms
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or whatever you do
07:00 <milk> what are you saying mate?
08:00 <The_Baron> it woulda been an interesting convo milk
08:00 <The_Baron> if u had any idea what u were talkin about
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <milk> I'm just aware of the agreement
08:00 <milk> you see...
09:00 <The_Baron> what the one where ur dick never goes anywhere near an actual woman?
10:00 <milk> at least three dudes per chick. the chick likes the big dick, 97% of the dudes have small dicks. all the dudes want to fuck the chicks arse. the chick doesnt want a prolapse from so much anal sex, so the chick has to make some kind of arrangement for all the dudes.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I really need a closer dealer
10:00 <Bastardly_One> back ... later
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
11:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rajof9Qigos
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Bowie - All the Young Dudes (Jun 15, 2010) 4:01 - Category: Music - 184,607 views - 924 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
19:00 <milk> as for not putting my dick anywhere near women, in the last 10 years I have not met a single chick who hasn't wanted me to pick up the cheque
22:00 <milk> this is the best bit. the government prints money and they want me to pick up the cheque too
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1393901649449.jpg
27:00 <milk> classified: the tube
27:00 <milk> secret: expanding one end of the tube
27:00 <milk> top secret: turning the tube with expanded end around to face the other direction
28:00 <The_Baron> uh huh
30:00 <BlackDevil> This My Little Pony ep my kid's watching has such a unique and compelling message about how being helpful is good that I can totally understand why those weirdos wanna fuck these things
31:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FhykvrPZwA4#t=120
31:00 <The_Baron> lol
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE BIG LEZ SHOW se2 ep 2 The Trippa Snippa (Mar 13, 2013) 3:23 - Category: Film and Animation - 500,071 views - 4,142 likes (98.6%), 59 dislikes (1.4%)
34:00 <milk> classified: the atlas
34:00 <milk> secret: knowing countries exist
34:00 <milk> top secret: expousing heresay and rumour about countries listed in the atlas
36:00 <BlackDevil> hey
36:00 <BlackDevil> milk
36:00 <BlackDevil> http://flappyparty.com/?room=4chan
37:00 <milk> classified: the effect of electricity on magnets
37:00 <milk> secret: classified
37:00 <milk> top secret: classified
38:00 <milk> classified: nuclear weapons
38:00 <milk> secret: they can put their balls back on
38:00 <milk> top secret: no they don't have nuclear weapons, I checked
40:00 <Loof> old but anyway: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/australia-has-highest-users-of-cannabis-in-the-world/story-e6freuy9-1226238091002
42:00 <milk> classified: national flags
42:00 <milk> secret: all the other guys should die for the flag except me because I realize how pathetic it all is
43:00 <milk> top secret: you're trying tah change tha flag
44:00 <milk> classified: everyone gang up
45:00 <milk> secret: I appoint myself commander in chief of humanity and order a mas suicide attack on the target
45:00 <milk> top secret: except me
52:00 <milk> classified: the millenium
53:00 <milk> secret: for past 1000 years the sum total of humanities work on The Agenda, has been three days work by a single person
53:00 <milk> top secret: lets just have a wikid smack party and trash the joint
58:00 <Pieter> Its true Im too sexy
00:00 <BlackDevil> lol Pieter
00:00 <BlackDevil> it is true
00:00 <BlackDevil> like your fap video
01:00 <BlackDevil> fuckin epic
01:00 <BlackDevil> i fapped to it many times
02:00 <Pieter> Haha :))))
05:00 <n9ne> Woot woot
06:00 <n9ne> What's the go?
07:00 <BlackDevil> post your fap video again Pieter
07:00 <BlackDevil> so epic
08:00 <BlackDevil> hank died
08:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
08:00 <BlackDevil> oh Lisa_19_4^U is 19
08:00 <BlackDevil> and 4 me
08:00 <BlackDevil> nice trap
09:00 <Saemon> sorry was born and horny earlier
09:00 <Saemon> so i was looking to get some lesbians
12:00 <milk> what a joke
13:00 <BlackDevil> yea he was trying to get dick
13:00 <Mew> LOL
13:00 <milk> gang up, suck up. stand up for the christ
14:00 <Saemon> ok ok so i was trying to lure some cocks
14:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with that? being now is cool these days
14:00 <Saemon> its accepted
14:00 <Saemon> being homophibic is the weird thing now
14:00 <milk> Saemon do you go around telling people how big you are because you're in with me?
14:00 <Saemon> being gay*
15:00 <milk> because I just want you to know, your opinion matters to me
16:00 <milk> to me you are Saemon the Wise, not just some fucken dickhead on IRC
22:00 <doctor> he's a wise man to some unruly hero
22:00 <BlackDevil> Girl Scouts troop duped by counterfeit money
23:00 <doctor> valuable life lesson
23:00 <milk> oh dont worry, the change will be in coins of different currency, similar size and lesser value
23:00 <BlackDevil> bitcoin is becoming usless
24:00 <doctor> we'll be trading in human teeth in 100 years
24:00 <milk> that long?
24:00 <doctor> depends, could be sooner
25:00 <milk> never did figure out why ground teeth is worth more than plastic
26:00 <doctor> bonemeal is a great substitute when food becomes scarce
27:00 <milk> speaking of bones, you steam them and add red dye, they look like carrots
27:00 <milk> mental hospital is a lot of fun
28:00 <milk> breakfast: get up in time for toast and cereal
28:00 <milk> lunch: latecomers for breakfast
28:00 <milk> dinner: lunch was voted off the ward
28:00 <Pieter> Im throbbing
28:00 <CannibalClown> slugging*
33:00 <milk> the mental hospital approach to food is very simple. a surgeon goes to University and learns how to distill cocaine and heroin, they also learn that idiots shop at the supermarket because you can get paid to eat the best steak. Psychiatrists do an extra 2 years, learning that not only do you not give the wino in the street $2 when he asks, but that cost is a matter of value.
35:00 <The_Baron> milk what the flippidy fuck!
36:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> <-- has returned for channel hotties
36:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> available channel hotties now
36:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> available for*
37:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> pls do not pm if ur not a hottie
37:00 <The_Baron> they don't exist
37:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> if ur not a hottie, u wont get no favors from me
37:00 <Pieter> Im hot as all fuck
37:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yes they do The_Baron 
37:00 <Pieter> :))))
38:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> dunno about that, i saw video of u Pieter 
38:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> ur bottoms a bit flat
38:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> but not too shabby
38:00 <Pieter> You like it..?
38:00 <Pieter> Whaa mah butt is round n hard
39:00 <Pieter> Girlie i think hehe
39:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u know if u had worn shorter skirt, that would have accentuated ur perky bum more
39:00 <Pieter> Mine is knee length
39:00 <Pieter> Thats short enough
40:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> try american cheerleader standard length Pieter 
40:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> ur too prude Pieter 
41:00 <Pieter> Maybe later, Im gonna prance around nekid infront of my webcam
41:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u do cosplay Pieter 
41:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u got street fighter kimmy outfit?
41:00 <Pieter> Yeh I a ninja turtle
41:00 <BlackDevil> im watching chozen
42:00 <The_Baron> u mean Cammy
42:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yeh cammy
42:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> thx for that
42:00 <The_Baron> there used to be a chick with the nick Cammy
42:00 <Pieter> The blonde
42:00 <The_Baron> who was a cosplay freak
42:00 <The_Baron> she used to come on the sydney chan a lot
43:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> she also got a dozen old arcade game consoles
43:00 <BlackDevil> food for your dick http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/be-afraid.jpg
43:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's the one
43:00 <The_Baron> used to give her shit a lot
43:00 <The_Baron> but she was quite the hottie
43:00 <milk> ever woken up alone on a psych ward with the stench of cordite heavy in the air?
43:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yeh she was pretty hot
44:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> with athletic toned body
44:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> she does weight and gym stuff
44:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> she did
44:00 <The_Baron> but cosplayers, yeah usually they are stupid hot chicks
44:00 <The_Baron> but they are also very fuckin dull
44:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> thats ok
44:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> im pretty dull myself
45:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> adventurous, thrill seeker chicks could die from boredom with me
46:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i harder ever go out
46:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> harder ever go clubbing and stuff
47:00 <milk> you can call it religion or the face of christ. whatever. but when a fat belly psychiatrist has human blood running down their chin staining their shirt, they usually don't remember to claim geneva convention
49:00 <Pieter> Gonna go nap bbl
49:00 <milk> the basic premise of witchcraft is that when someone wrongs you, you reply thrice. if they do it again, you reply thrice thrice.
49:00 <Pieter> NAKED AND WEBCAMMED LIVE
50:00 <milk> you can try bullshit
50:00 <Mew> milk what on earth is your deal
50:00 <Mew> who are you talking to
50:00 <milk> but its why witches live for 700 years and psychiatrists never make 40
51:00 <Pieter> Right on!
51:00 <Pieter> Tell us more milk
52:00 <milk> hollywood propagates a myth. you believe it and enforce it
52:00 <milk> unfortunately the fundamental basis of your methodology is horseshit
53:00 <milk> so
53:00 <milk> good luck
58:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26417534
59:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> Nine years ago in Florida, a python burst trying to swallow an alligator
01:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> There are rare pictures of small cows and deer as prey but humans, says the professor, are usually off limits because their shoulders are too wide.
02:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/sEae3MZ.jpg
05:00 <The_Baron> yumm
10:00 <The_Baron> I lost my bong
10:00 <The_Baron> wtf
10:00 <The_Baron> how the fuck
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dumped a bogn when i was raided eheh
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shoes
14:00 <The_Baron> hahah
14:00 <The_Baron> was in the fridge
14:00 <The_Baron> fuck me
15:00 <Saemon> http://au.pfinance.yahoo.com/fame-and-fortune/article/-/21812597/james-packers-next-big-gamble-is-on-hollywood/
15:00 <Saemon> james packer wat a cunt
15:00 <Saemon> hes whinging that his personal life is shit
15:00 <Saemon> fuck him he's got like 16 billion dollars
16:00 <Serenity> http://www.news.com.au/national/indonesian-justice-minister-amir-syamsuddin-says-he-may-revoke-schapelle-corbys-parole-after-sunday-night-story/story-fncynjr2-1226843744763
17:00 <Saemon> oh no wtf?
17:00 <Saemon> she just on out
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah poor bastard, he fucks models and has more money than Croesus
17:00 <Saemon> fuck the indonesians they just hate schappelle and aussies
17:00 <The_Baron> I feel for him
17:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <Saemon> corby its debatable whether she did the crime or not (i for one think shes innocent) but she certainly did the time for it
19:00 <Saemon> a decade of her life that she will never get back
19:00 <Saemon> gone
19:00 <Saemon> now leave the poor lassie be
19:00 <zaim> any sluts
19:00 <Saemon> in that 10 yrs, she could have married, had children, raised a family
19:00 <Saemon> forged a career
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah well she was unlucky enough to have the family she did
20:00 <Saemon> that she didnt get the chance to do any of that
20:00 <Saemon> is punishment enough
20:00 <Saemon> that was taken away from her
20:00 <Saemon> enough is enough
20:00 <Saemon> true The_Baron, but she could have made her own fmaily
21:00 <Saemon> thats what you do when u come on an initially shit family, u grow, move out and create your own family, and a better one
22:00 <Saemon> marry a decent man, a doctor or something
23:00 <Saemon> when u have kids, u make sure their education, go to university, have a profession
23:00 <Saemon> teach them respect, good manners and to help people
23:00 <Saemon> and voila, your family isnt a worthless bogan family now
30:00 <Saemon> wth is the big deal with this stupid ellen tweet from the awardd show?
30:00 <Saemon> sure its got som big stars in it la di dah
30:00 <Saemon> whys it being retweeted so much n shit
31:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/21807020/maori-king-rejects-royal-visit/
31:00 <Saemon> pfft who does this kiwi king think he is?
31:00 <Saemon> prince william is like the crown prince of the western world basically
32:00 <Saemon> this maori king is a joke to think his royalty level is equal to that of the british monarchy
32:00 <Excessive> crown prince of the western world tied to the church in the east
32:00 <Saemon> ?
33:00 <Attila> who does he think he is? The maori king. 
33:00 <Excessive> church of england, the protestants, the orthodox, etc .......... all tied to the church in the east
35:00 <Excessive> jus like how u can't tell me that the royal family r Catholics
36:00 <Saemon> exactly Attila. and he should know that the maori is below insignificant when compared to the british monarchy
36:00 <Saemon> the british emopire ruled for world for over 300 yrs
36:00 <Excessive> lol
36:00 <Saemon> wats maori done?
37:00 <Excessive> they ruled their empire, not the world
37:00 <Saemon> try hard face tattoos, stupid wild wardances
37:00 <Excessive> they jus happen to be the biggest empire
37:00 <Saemon> yeah thats what i meant
37:00 <Saemon> their empire encompassed a lot of the known world
38:00 <Excessive> yeah for them goin n invadin everywhere
38:00 <Saemon> maoris would have done the same if they were capable enogh
38:00 <Saemon> its in human nature to expand
40:00 <Excessive> that's was jus the never satisfied queen victoria
41:00 <Saemon> nah empires expand, its just what they do
41:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
41:00 <Saemon> alexnder, caesar, ghengis khan, napoleon, hitler
41:00 <Excessive> well fyi it's been shrinking as of late
41:00 <Saemon> all their empires conquered
42:00 <Saemon> yeah of course nowdays its different
42:00 <simba> stfu Saemon u dumb racist piece of sh*t thanx cya
42:00 <CannibalClown> is semen being a racist again
42:00 <CannibalClown> and raging
42:00 <Saemon> im not being racist wth
42:00 <simba> youre a boring racist hate filled fatty troll 
42:00 <simba> BYE
43:00 <CannibalClown> +legless
43:00 <Saemon> im not a racist dont slander me like that
43:00 <CannibalClown> lool oh the irony
43:00 <Serenity> your racism is actually really pissing me off Saemon
44:00 <Excessive> btw no english royal ever got to rule the world
44:00 <CannibalClown> lol
44:00 <simba> he totally epitomises the fat western sheep he is good at hating those that are different for no real reasons
44:00 <Saemon> ok i apologise for whatever comments i have made and retract my statements and i shall not speak of them again Serenity.
45:00 <CannibalClown> that was quite condescending
45:00 <CannibalClown> pick up your game
45:00 <Serenity> I swear to god next time I see you say something racist you're out of here
46:00 <Saemon> ok i will not say anything racist in here
46:00 <Saemon> ever again
46:00 <simba> just dont say anything
46:00 <simba> Hahahaaha.
47:00 <Doodle> i agree with Saemon
48:00 <simba> Saemon is just jealous that he is 2 fat 2 war dance
48:00 <simba> dancing is cool it brings the tribes 2gether
48:00 <CannibalClown> lol
49:00 <Serenity> now doodles just trying to start a fight
49:00 <Doodle> i'm not
49:00 <Doodle> if it wasn't for the british, abos would be chucking spears at us to this very day
49:00 <Doodle> someone needed to pull them into line
49:00 <Saemon> on a side note, who are you even anyway CannibalClown? ive never had any sort of convo or interaction with you before
49:00 <CannibalClown> this is the best bit *01:37:14 PM* <Saemon> try hard face tattoos, stupid wild wardances *01:42:29 PM* <Saemon> im not being racist wth
49:00 <Saemon> yet it seems like u know alot about me
49:00 <simba> yea but if it wasnt for the british millions of eastern nations wouldnt be losing their homes
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Serenity> hes talknig about maoris for one
49:00 <CannibalClown> because Saemon
49:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> pffts doodle such piss weak
50:00 <CannibalClown> youre too dumb to figure out who i am
50:00 <Doodle> if it wasnt for the british millions of eastern nations wouldnt have homes in the first place, just huts
50:00 <Serenity> doesnt make it ok
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <simba> but they were happy with huts
50:00 <simba> they dont want concrete jungles of doom
50:00 <Mew> lets all calm down and have a cup of tea
50:00 <Mew> you bunch of honkys
50:00 <Saemon> yeh
50:00 <Serenity> [1:50pm] <Saemon> on a side note, who are you even anyway CannibalClown? ive never had any sort of convo or interaction with you before
50:00 <Doodle> lol concrete jungles
50:00 <Saemon> thanks mew
50:00 <Serenity> ive seen him say this like
50:00 <Serenity> 6 times now
50:00 <Saemon> shotgun the bubble tea ^_^
50:00 <Serenity> to the same person
50:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
51:00 <Doodle> so should we fence off wa and just let all the abos live there in the dirt
51:00 <Mew> bubble tea is rank
51:00 <Doodle> not a bad idea really
51:00 <Serenity> mew you shut your whore mouth
51:00 <Serenity> how dare you
51:00 <Saemon> yeah like ive never really spoken to cannonball clown or watever his/her nick is
51:00 <Mew> it is!
51:00 <Mew> ive tried it and it was rank 
51:00 <Doodle> if they dont like living with civilised people they can fuck off to wa with the great unwashed
51:00 <Saemon> just only interacted by asking who she/he is
52:00 <Serenity> why are you talking about aboriginals rob. no one was
52:00 <Mew> the little balls of fuck that sit in the bottom of the cup are disgusting
52:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> CannibalClown, is probably lumeah
52:00 <Doodle> its just an example of colonisation
52:00 <CannibalClown> CannibalClown is probably not
52:00 <CannibalClown> you cunts
52:00 <CannibalClown> seriously
52:00 <Serenity> NOOOO theyre yummy
52:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> lumeah would say that
52:00 <Excessive> learn how to /nickop access
52:00 <CannibalClown> bubble tea is made of rainbows and win
53:00 <CannibalClown> right
53:00 <Serenity> its not lumeah you cock splash
53:00 <Mew> it tastes like pure ass
53:00 <CannibalClown> its fucking simple
53:00 <Mew> the purest form of ass available
53:00 <Saemon> bubble tea is made by the chinese
53:00 <Saemon> mew hates it
53:00 <Saemon> is that racism?
53:00 <Mew> maybe the little balls of stuff are pieces of poo
53:00 <Serenity> oh god i cant cope i need coffee
53:00 <Doodle> Bubble tea, also known as pearl milk tea
53:00 <Doodle> so basically its tea flavoured cum
53:00 <Mew> LOL
53:00 <CannibalClown> pearl milk
53:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE BASICALLY FLAVOURED CUM
53:00 <Doodle> well in that case i drink enough tea to produce my own
53:00 <Doodle> i know
53:00 <CannibalClown> lol
53:00 <Mew> on every 5th purchase you get a free pearl necklace
54:00 <Serenity> im going to get coffee
54:00 <CannibalClown> doghouse coffee
54:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> Serenity, probably doesnt know but only say that as excuse to abuse me
54:00 <CannibalClown> om nom
54:00 <Saemon> i will give u pearl toenail polish
54:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
54:00 <CannibalClown> theres that foot thing again frm Saemon
55:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i would totally kiss a hotie's pearly toenail
55:00 <Saemon> ^^^
55:00 <Saemon> hell fucking yeah
55:00 <CannibalClown> weird cunts
55:00 <Excessive> after her wearin sockes fo 16 hrs of the day
56:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> mew probably run off to get pearly toenails now
56:00 <Excessive> -e
56:00 <Mew> did you just call me a hottie
56:00 <Saemon> my conditions before doing anything with a chicks feet is that the chick has to be hot, with sexy fit body and attractive face
56:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yeh ur pretty hot Mew 
57:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i seen some of ur pics
57:00 <Saemon> otherwise no thank you girlbye.
57:00 <Saemon> #girlbye.
57:00 <CannibalClown> this is why youre still single
58:00 <CannibalClown> dreaming about girls
58:00 <Excessive> I spent abt an hour jus b4 fixin shit on mah neighbour's lappy ............. she's not very savy with comps
58:00 <Saemon> nah i just dont want to be weighed down by a relationship gettin held back
58:00 <Saemon> being a single batchelor is freedom man
58:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> im eating a special dish at moment
58:00 <CannibalClown> thats the reason
58:00 <CannibalClown> im sure
58:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> it took 2 person 2 days to prepare all day long
58:00 <Saemon> ive seen guys that are pussywhipped by their wives n shit fuck that
59:00 <CannibalClown> im sure its not that they talk to you and realise youre a fucking huge bellend
59:00 <Saemon> and why would a dude want to be restricted to jsut 1 pussy for their whole life?
59:00 <CannibalClown> or find out about your pissjug
59:00 <Saemon> there again u go with knowing stuff about me
00:00 <Saemon> how u know? who are you? 
00:00 <Excessive> Saemon, u're slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
00:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://www.economist.com/news/international/21597959-popular-online-encyclopedia-must-work-out-what-next-wikipeaks
00:00 <Excessive> I said /nickop access <nick>
00:00 <CannibalClown> what a fucking moron
00:00 <CannibalClown> for real
00:00 <CannibalClown> im surprised he remembers to breathe
00:00 <Saemon> -NickOP- <CannibalClown> is not currently online
01:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL
01:00 <Saemon> whats that mean Excessive?
01:00 <CannibalClown> u fuckhead
01:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahah
01:00 <Excessive> lol
01:00 <CannibalClown> this is gold
01:00 <CannibalClown> <hey everyone>
01:00 <Saemon> i have no idea whats going on, who cannonball clown is, and why yous are laughing
01:00 <CannibalClown> <dont forget the <>>
01:00 <Saemon> can someone clue me in please?
01:00 <CannibalClown> yous
02:00 <Excessive> ok .......... /nickop access CannibalClown
02:00 <Excessive> copy paste that
02:00 <CannibalClown> fuck
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
02:00 <CannibalClown> Saemon's about to Q.Q
02:00 <CannibalClown> once he realises how dumb he really is
03:00 <Saemon> ahuh
03:00 <Saemon> this 3 comes up 1. MadScientist, 2. Sh[a]dowLurker, 3. ShadowLurker
03:00 <Saemon> wth is that?
03:00 <CannibalClown> ill leave this to you Excessive
03:00 <CannibalClown> have fun
03:00 <Excessive> must be the 3 nix he's got regd
03:00 <Saemon> wahever i dont care anymore
04:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
04:00 <Saemon> i was jsut curious how to who canonball clown is cuz ive never spoken to him/her before in an actual conversation
04:00 <Saemon> but its all good
04:00 <Saemon> i guess he/she sees what i type in the main channel
05:00 <CannibalClown> youve said that to me 5 times now
05:00 <CannibalClown> with this nick
05:00 <Saemon> i dont even remember man
05:00 <Saemon> btw u a m or f>
05:00 <CannibalClown> i know its hard for you
05:00 <Saemon> cuz im tired of referring to you as him/her
05:00 <CannibalClown> with the limited space you have
05:00 <Saemon> he/she
05:00 <CannibalClown> dont refer to me
05:00 <CannibalClown> simple
05:00 <simba> lol tired
05:00 <Saemon> u seem to know stuff about me though
05:00 <TheRon> Saemon: COULD BE SEMEN
05:00 <Saemon> so its fair that i know you
05:00 <simba> I'm Soooooo Tired I Haven't Slept A Wink
06:00 <CannibalClown> no its not really
06:00 <Saemon> well then im sorry u feel that way. im a pretty nice guy once u get to know me
06:00 <Excessive> right .......... so it's ShadowLurker, never seen him on here b4?
06:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
07:00 <Saemon> i may or may not have seen that nick around i dont really take notice 
07:00 <TheRon> siimba 420
07:00 <CannibalClown> Saemon youre not privileged enough to have legs let alone privileged enough to know me
07:00 <Serenity> Lol
08:00 <Saemon> most  of the time the ppl who speaks are serenity, bastardly one, theron, the baron, maurice, panda, simba, johninja, and couple of others
08:00 <Serenity> Lol
08:00 <Saemon> those are who i notice 
09:00 <Saemon> if u dont talk much then im sorry if i dont notice you
09:00 <CannibalClown> i talk plenty
09:00 <TheRon> WHAT YOU GONNA DO BROTHER.......
09:00 <Saemon> no slight intended
09:00 <Maurice> I prefer a capital M
09:00 <Excessive> lol I've only been in this chan fo the last month or so n I know more of em than u Saemon
09:00 <Saemon> WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUU
09:00 <TheRon> DAMN STRAIGHT!
10:00 <CannibalClown> you prefer dicks Maurice
10:00 <Maurice> So do you
10:00 <Serenity> Shadowlurker has been here longest of any of us lll
10:00 <Serenity> Lol
10:00 <CannibalClown> doesnt everyone
10:00 <Maurice> Since back in 84
10:00 <Serenity> Back in nam
10:00 <CannibalClown> haha
10:00 <Excessive> go n buy some fish Saemon, it's gd fo the brain 
10:00 <TheRon> beer, helping white guys dance since 1867
10:00 <CannibalClown> ive been here so long im a part of the protocol
11:00 <Excessive> oh get some carrots too, they're gd fo the eyes
13:00 <Saemon> lol Excessive u trippin
13:00 <TheRon> thats freedom!
13:00 <Saemon> if ya smeeeeeeeeelllllll la la la laaaaow
13:00 <Excessive> no yew tewl ............. u're the one with fck all memory and not bein able to see who's in channel
13:00 <Saemon> what the Ron......
13:00 <Saemon> is cookin.
14:00 <TheRon> ladies love the strudel
14:00 <Saemon> Excessive you are in excess
14:00 <Saemon> inxs
14:00 <Saemon> booya!@
15:00 <Saemon> just as he joined. ownt.
15:00 <TheRon> you didn't even tune up the band
15:00 <TheRon> D-VON!!!
15:00 <TheRon> GET THE TABLES!!
15:00 <Saemon> cuz that wasnt a finisher sweetchin music
16:00 <Saemon> ALALALALALALAA!
16:00 <simba> Saemon and spence genuinely seem like sixteen year olds
16:00 <Serenity> Man this coffee
16:00 <TheRon> the cricket over tonight?
16:00 <Serenity> Is amaze
17:00 <Excessive> I get cheap arse woolies coffee Serenity, but spend money on other shit
17:00 <TheRon> i get aldi coffee
18:00 <Serenity> I like good coffee
18:00 <TheRon> we have two machines
18:00 <TheRon> the aldi one and the nescafe one
19:00 <Excessive> I used to get the nescafe and then the robert timms .......... and then once the ex left (finally) I went onto the cheap stuff as I didn't have to extend myself to please her anymore
19:00 <Doodle> now other dudes extend themselves to please her
19:00 <Excessive> prolly
20:00 <Mew> hahaha
20:00 <Mew> burn
20:00 <TheRon> titty titty bum bum
22:00 <TheRon> where the fuck is this rain
22:00 <TheRon> it was supposed to be here by now
22:00 <Excessive> I really only jus get the basic stuffs ............ I don't get takeaway etc (apart from midnite cravings when I go over to 7/11)
23:00 <Excessive> other than that I'm quite happy cookin a big pot of watever and havin that last me fo a week or watever
23:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me!..............oh vienna
23:00 <Serenity> Well I just paid $5 for this coffee so thatd get you like.. 9 kilos of cheap shit
24:00 <Excessive> lawl
24:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> cheap and nasty too probably
24:00 <Excessive> I used to live it up when I was workin ......... jus that now I have to manage with less cash
24:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> probably laced with illegal pesticide
24:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> lol
25:00 <couleurs> hugs n kisses
25:00 <Mew> we charge $5 for our large takeaway coffees
25:00 <Mew> but it actually only costs about 60c to make that coffee
25:00 <Excessive> I bet I'd be able to makket back on foot from the desert Q{{_Cougar_Seducer
25:00 <Serenity> Yeah this is a take away
25:00 <TheRon> is it appalling coffee??? 
25:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> its amazing ppl pay $5 for starbuck coffees
25:00 <Mew> most of the $5 is for the takeaway cup and lid
25:00 <Excessive> no it's orraite
26:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> thats price of mc happy meal
26:00 <TheRon> thats amore
26:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> could feed a kid wit that
27:00 <couleurs> $3.50 to $3.80 here for a good coffee at a coffee cafe 
27:00 <Mew> yeah thats what our dine in is too
27:00 <BlackDevil> so
27:00 <Mew> f/w or l/b or s/b is $3.50
27:00 <BlackDevil> masturbates motel is on
27:00 <TheRon> \when does my b'day get a topic????
27:00 <BlackDevil> watching that
27:00 <Mew> and capp latte chai etc is $3.80
27:00 <Mew> $4 for a mug
27:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> coffee at sydney queens building is like $10
27:00 <couleurs> :~)
27:00 <Excessive> 5 bux plus another 5 bux I have food fo 2 days instead of the maccas meal/burger/watever
28:00 <Serenity> $5 is cheap here
28:00 <TheRon> i just want boobs for my b'day
28:00 <Serenity> Cafes in the city youre looking about 7
28:00 <Mew> is it your bday TheRon?
28:00 <TheRon> thrus
28:00 <TheRon> thurs
28:00 <TheRon> close enough isn't it?
28:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u gotta wonder how much those ppl make
29:00 <Mew> for $7 it'd wanna taste like a golden swan has shit glitter into your mouth
29:00 <couleurs> mine is next week
29:00 <couleurs> irc party
29:00 <couleurs> TheRon guest dj
29:00 <Mew> woooooooooooo
29:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> the best coffee is like $65 per cup
30:00 <Excessive> yeah but when u pay that 5 bux fo the takeaway coffe, u're payin like Mew said, the packaging, the staff's wages, the shop's rent, etc, etc, etc
30:00 <BlackDevil> boobies thursday?
30:00 <Saemon> omg seems like its gona be ww3
30:00 <Saemon> starting with russia and ukraine
31:00 <Excessive> russia would stamp out ukraine
31:00 <TheRon> thank you!!
31:00 <Saemon> ukraine is gona get UN support
31:00 <Saemon> america england has to become involved'
31:00 <Saemon> china is gona back russie
31:00 <Saemon> russia
32:00 <Excessive> watever .............. I couldn't care less
32:00 <Serenity> Die blackdevil
32:00 <Saemon> and before u know it, global conflict
32:00 <TheRon> a boobies thursday is a good thing
32:00 <Saemon> Excessive who are you to not care about major world events? are you living in exile on mars?
32:00 <BlackDevil> yea all the IRC chicks have to post there boobies
33:00 <Excessive> no u tool I jus take care of mah own shit
33:00 <Excessive> let em fckn be at it all they want
33:00 <Excessive> I'm happy abt seein abt mah own shit
33:00 <TheRon> at least pretend they are your own boobies
33:00 <Saemon> your like that dad character
33:00 <Saemon> from that australian movie
33:00 <Saemon> 'the castle'
33:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i doubt china will support russia
34:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> china trade with russia is ~$87b per year
34:00 <TheRon> "jousting sticks?.......how much?"
34:00 <Excessive> Saemon, y don't u sign up for war over there then if u're so much into it
34:00 <Excessive> ?
34:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> where its ~$500b with usa
34:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> not to meantion europe too
34:00 <TheRon> thats settled, thursday is boobie thurday
35:00 <Excessive> it's the same with the others carryin on abt all the world's probs yet still addin to it their own probs .......... y not jus take care of their own shit and let the others do the same?!
36:00 <TheRon> putin wants to create a eurasian economic trading block and is basically being a pain in the arse to bring ukraine to the table
37:00 <TheRon> have a wild guess where all the oil and gas comes from to supply europe??
37:00 <Excessive> ye I know, russia is fairly big
38:00 <Excessive> the biggest in fact
38:00 <TheRon> well done
38:00 <BlackDevil> you gotta try that
38:00 <TheRon> rock the casbah, rock the casbah
39:00 <Excessive> but ....... that doesn't explain the nobody's pretendin to be wanting to be part of
39:00 <Excessive> +it
39:00 <TheRon> putin is a wanker?
39:00 <Excessive> all great men r almost all bad men
40:00 <TheRon> there will be no war between ukraine and russia
40:00 <TheRon> ukraine has big enough army to cause some damage to russia
41:00 <TheRon> putin is basically being a nuisance 
41:00 <couleurs> the aussie army will save the day you guys ok calm down
41:00 <Excessive> once with Napoleon, twice with Hitler ......... the third time u'd think that ukraine would shy away
42:00 <TheRon> fucking oath we will
42:00 <TheRon> russia will back off before anything major happens
42:00 <Serenity> http://www.mamamia.com.au/rogue/crazy-text-message-series/
43:00 <TheRon> the UN will basically do fuck all
43:00 <Excessive> dude Putin pardoned some mining dude or watever who was his apparent enemy jus not long ago
43:00 <TheRon> putin just laughs at them
43:00 <Excessive> I don't think he'd want war
43:00 <TheRon> the winter olympics had nothing to do with that
43:00 <doctor> putin will strangle you all in your sleep
44:00 <couleurs> :o
45:00 <TheRon> look at us discussing world affairs
45:00 <TheRon> are we finally growing up?
45:00 <CannibalClown> nope
45:00 <Excessive> nah most probably nothin to do with the olimpics, but rather pressure from the EU or that he wanted to look as decent/watever in front of the world
46:00 <TheRon> so the olympics
46:00 <Excessive> jus how the pope pardoned/forgave the dude the wanted to assasinate him etc
47:00 <TheRon> because puting is all loving and forgiving
47:00 <TheRon> putin
47:00 <Excessive> some ppl have the idea that by doin so makes em more ............ I donno ....... call it wat u want
49:00 <TheRon> excessive you into boobie thursday?
50:00 <Excessive> if u send some bitch around to mine, then yes :)
50:00 <TheRon> couleurs is into boobie thursday
53:00 <couleurs> thank u
53:00 <TheRon> what for
54:00 <couleurs> boobie thursday
54:00 <couleurs> aka the day after ww3
56:00 <Excessive> this is a gd 1, I prolly posted this b4 ....... http://imgur.com/s9x7u
58:00 <TheRon> couleurs, tracks of my tears - smokey robinson, off platoon 
00:00 <couleurs> ok
00:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <TheRon> how early in the week can you call b'day boy rules?
04:00 <eon> lolz at getting ignore in cats channel
04:00 <TheRon> go cats?
05:00 <eon> garry tablet
05:00 <eon> lols
05:00 <CannibalClown> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1920200_371668046304460_2019490976_n.jpg
06:00 <eon> Shadowgate is funny they connected
06:00 <eon> lols
07:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
08:00 <ignored> couleurs :)
09:00 <Shadowgate> eon you killed me of laughter
09:00 <Shadowgate> lol
09:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice as day
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> b grate at teh beech
11:00 <TheRon> topless chicks?
11:00 <couleurs> Brb Makeing Coffees
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo yay finally huhu 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
15:00 <Shadowgate> eon be funny again lol
15:00 <TheRon> there once was a man from nantucket.....
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> PS. lick my willy
17:00 <Shadowgate> why doesnt this fucken summer fuck off!!
17:00 <TheRon> actually it fucked off a couple of weeks ago
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's over dude
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's Fall already
18:00 <Shadowgate> its not summer and its hot it warmed up my beer now that makes me mad
19:00 <CannibalClown> good
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother said he's quit his job
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i go
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Vale Saynt I be pimpin', you want a job little brother? You get ten percent. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> about a minute ago · Edited · Like
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> *Brothers Name Here* Gimmie 2 weeks and I'll get some lacy undies.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a hottie!
19:00 <eon> got fuck 3 beers left
20:00 <TheRon> i got half a bottle of scotch
21:00 <eon> nice
21:00 <eon> i am broke so having 6 pack is pretty good
21:00 <TheRon> wine my friend
21:00 <eon> nah wine makes me aggressive
22:00 <Serenity> great now corbys tried to kill herself
22:00 <TheRon> exceleent
23:00 <eon> lolz
23:00 <eon> Sharphell Dieby
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ba da ba ba baaaa
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> dj laarge and promoe on the mic!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> graffiti writeeerrs
28:00 <BlackDevil> Russian President Putin orders troops in Western Russia military exercises near Ukraine to return
28:00 <BlackDevil> Putin got bitch slapped
28:00 <zaim> so
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://efukt.com/21132_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_5.html
30:00 <BlackDevil> YEA
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Crimera
31:00 <couleurs> k
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> howevs it;s spelt
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> that place is gone now
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> 60 percent are russian anyway
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and want Russian rule.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> not like it will spark Total War
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they're not the only ones that've broken the Olympic agreement, USA are still at war in Afghanistan.
34:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One is a fake
34:00 <BlackDevil> ban it
34:00 <Lumeah> Good evening gentlemen.... * sniggers * lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
35:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> oh good evening lady Lumeah 
35:00 <Serenity> excuse you
35:00 <Serenity> i do not have a willy
35:00 <Lumeah> lol thanks . 
35:00 <Lumeah> ist that ment in the same context as my greating  lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Can't stand Bastardly_One
35:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> whats news, Lumeah 
35:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish he'd smoke himself to death already
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol hey L :P
36:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> what a lie, Serenity 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm if you want a convo, cause there's no chance of a convo outta me in here HAW HAW HAW
36:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck for that
36:00 <Lumeah> haha
36:00 <Lumeah> sucked in .. lol 
36:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> pm me and i will seduce u
37:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u will succumbed to my charm
37:00 <Lumeah> why are people so unkind
37:00 <Serenity> (pandas get her boob pics for me, ta)
37:00 <Mew> i think we should all take boob pics for theron on thursday
37:00 <Mew> hes always been there for us
37:00 <Lumeah> well try cuz i don't have any :P
37:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> all the chicks are scared of me
37:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> they wouldnt dare to pm
37:00 <Lumeah> cuz you make a dick of your self
38:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> they worry i might steal their hearts
38:00 <Saemon> pffffft all these people whingin that quantas shouldn't be sold to foreigners
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've dropped my phone a billion times right ... dropped it again today
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and
38:00 <Serenity> mew i will if you will
38:00 <Saemon> but yet, no australian is willing to step up to buy it though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the screen shattered
38:00 <Serenity> the old mascara boob message HBD RON
38:00 <Serenity> er
38:00 <Serenity> eye liner
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> drop ur number
38:00 <Mew> dealio
38:00 <Serenity> worst female ever
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll give you a call now
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> not like im doin anythin sides playin bf4
39:00 <Lumeah> :P phhht.. 
39:00 <Lumeah> havent you tryed already ? 
39:00 <Lumeah> didn't get it ? 
40:00 <Lumeah> ,,, funny that 
40:00 <Serenity> i think Lumeah is boning piueter
40:00 <Serenity> Pieter
40:00 <Lumeah> lol
40:00 <Lumeah> not un less he's really good at pretending to be other people 
40:00 <Lumeah> ;) 
41:00 <Excessive> she's gottah get some cawk somehow :P
41:00 <Serenity> he keeps saying it thats all. and considering i dont know you its the best ive got
41:00 <Lumeah> from Pieter? 
41:00 <Lumeah> .....
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <CannibalClown> i refuse to believe anyone is sick enough to do it
41:00 <CannibalClown> i mean
41:00 <Serenity> id rather sit on a toilet brush from a public dunny tbh
41:00 <CannibalClown> pieter like you have to be pretty low to do tht
41:00 <Lumeah> people are sick.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's your number Lumeah
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd rather call you than Bastardly_One, dude probably so stoned he'd talk about kittens for hours/
42:00 <Lumeah> 0248796583
42:00 <Serenity> KITTENNSSSS
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Lumeah> lol....
42:00 <Excessive> jus fo that .............
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> id call sezz
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> but id jizz
43:00 <Excessive> I'mnah roll mah 1-st spliff fo the day
43:00 <Lumeah> go on ring it 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd talk about puppehs!
43:00 <Lumeah> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> when she says she will slit open my eyelids <3
43:00 <Lumeah> :P
43:00 <Lumeah> dar you 
43:00 <Lumeah> dareyou 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> PUPPETS
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> puppehs!
43:00 <Serenity> dude
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <Serenity> last time we spoke on the phone we were both drunk and it was like 4.5 years ago
43:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I ike puppies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh him
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I'm surprised you remember
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't
44:00 <Serenity> i remember sitting on my driveway
44:00 <Serenity> cause it was hot inside
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I got up for a drink
45:00 <Excessive> wat's ur number Serenity? I'll put it in mah alarm panel and let it call u till it gets a handshake ......... quick google alarm panel handshakes :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> walked the enitre house
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and didn't come back with one
45:00 <Serenity> no thank you.
45:00 <Saemon> man shouldnt have woke up at 10am today
45:00 <Serenity> and no thank you
46:00 <Saemon> considering i went to bet at 7am
46:00 <Maurice> The life of a bludger
46:00 <Saemon> c'est la vie
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I got up at 7 after waking up 3 times
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for the shoulder improving the cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
47:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure someone here has smashed their phone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what am I looking at for a new screen?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> someone said like 200
47:00 <Excessive> they came to deliver mah new HDD fo the lappy .......... I was asleep fckn
47:00 <Serenity> how the fuck can he spell c'est la vie but not know what an aisle is
47:00 <Excessive> had to ring em for delivery tomoz
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
49:00 <Saemon> i read that phrase from a book
49:00 <Saemon> and i remembered it cuz it means 'such is life' or 'thats life'
49:00 <Saemon> it resonated with me
50:00 <Excessive>  http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/RfXXF
51:00 <Saemon> man this oscar pistorius trial is still goin on
52:00 <Saemon> jail the cunt already and throw away the key
52:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it called cooltunes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> where they're all shit Excessive?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *when
52:00 <Excessive> 80's Robbie Nevil C'est lLa Vie song ^
52:00 <Saemon> no one mistakenly shoots thier wife in the head like 5 times
52:00 <Saemon> he is a disgrace to legless kind
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the kind of wench
53:00 <Excessive> u haven't been on the server yet Bastardly_One, how would u know they all be shit?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just sent a text to me ... but accidently sent it to her brother
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Saemon> lol i just came up with a character i can be from lord of the rings
53:00 <Saemon> legolas
53:00 <Saemon> = leg'o'less
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he thinks she's a bit sick in the head
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was there for 10 seconds once
54:00 <Saemon> i can poke fun at myself, humur is the best therapy
54:00 <Excessive> nah u prolly clicked a share
54:00 <Excessive> but u never signed up to it
55:00 <Excessive> like I should know .............. I run the damn thing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> your point?
56:00 <Excessive> no point ............ I'm jus sayin .......... it sends mail both ways, to the user and to admin
57:00 <Excessive> when someone signs up*
57:00 <eon> i had 5 beers
57:00 <Bastardly_One> thats nice der
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's nice dear
57:00 <Pieter> I had 5 bears
57:00 <Pieter> It really hurt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Peel St public toilets I bet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or the Darling St ones
59:00 <Lumeah> hi eon
59:00 <eon> hi there
00:00 <Saemon> lol poor corby, its likely her parole is gona be revoked, and once this happens, corby must serve out her entire full sentence, without the possiblity of any more paroles or repeals now
00:00 <Excessive> chris, I have one week of bein stoned outtah each fortnite
00:00 <Saemon> lady cant get a break
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good
00:00 <eon> Excessive so do i
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't deserve a break
01:00 <Bastardly_One> years of faking depression while living like a queen by their jail standards
01:00 <eon> but mines broken up 2 days on 2 days off
01:00 <Saemon> cruelest punishment though, to give someone a hope, someone who yearns for freedom a brief taste of it, and then rip it away
02:00 <Saemon> oh i dont doubt that she had depression though
02:00 <CannibalClown> lol repeals
02:00 <Saemon> having her life wasting away in a foreign prison
02:00 <Saemon> anyone would be depressed
02:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly
02:00 <CannibalClown> couldn't give less of a fuck
02:00 <Saemon> rolling donut?
02:00 <eon> hope this aint some dream state
02:00 <eon> that would be fucked
03:00 <Saemon> wait why am i talking to you
03:00 <Serenity> honestly with all the real horrific things happening in the world
03:00 <Serenity> corby is right at the fucking bottom
03:00 <eon> fucken chemical blockers in my head 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what Serenity said
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> when the panda comes around
03:00 <eon> my head needs dopamine
03:00 <Saemon> yeah it seems like ww3 can be a possibility :(
03:00 <Bastardly_One> think Russia invading the Urkraine is a bit more of a worry
03:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
03:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off eon
03:00 <Saemon> i hope russie sees reason and retreats
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck about some bitch crying
04:00 <Bastardly_One> when she did the crime in the first place
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lives like a queen
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was allowed to leave on days whenever she wanted
04:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> let her die where she belongs
04:00 <Serenity> i got more important shit happening in my own family let alone worrying about some fucken pot head bogan from qld or where ever the fuck shes from
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and blame Channel &
04:00 <Saemon> true Serenity, now that u put it that way
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Channel 7 too
04:00 <Saemon> these corbys are selfish media attention whores
05:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ eon
05:00 <Saemon> they are making a soap opera of their lives its disgusting and pathetic
05:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q 
05:00 <Shadowgate> eon that was horrible lol hahahhaahh
05:00 <Saemon> and i highly condemn them for what they are doing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec it's poor corby
05:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's ...
05:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right you haven't got one
05:00 <Serenity> theyre doing it because idiots like you suck it up like cup fulls of spoof
06:00 <CannibalClown> hes a hypocrite
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what's an aisle?
06:00 <CannibalClown> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
06:00 <Serenity> stand your ground ffs. dont change your opinion cause someone says something different
06:00 <Serenity> fuck thats piss weak
06:00 <eon> i gonna tell doctors
06:00 <Saemon> but im scared i might piss u off Serenity
06:00 <Serenity> AYZLE
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooomp
06:00 <eon> my brain is trying to have flashbacks
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno how i could almost see u with ur shirt off in ur pic
07:00 <eon> and u stopping it
07:00 <Shadowgate> eon kills me of laughter
07:00 <Serenity> you piss me off every time you speak what difference does it make
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u have a bra on?
07:00 <eon> its causing damage
07:00 <Saemon> oh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I piss Serenity off all the time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what's his point?
07:00 <Saemon> well i dont want to get banned
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well you do suck
07:00 <Serenity> when have i ever banned someone for pissing me off
07:00 <Serenity> are you serious
07:00 <CannibalClown> we dont want you here
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get banned ... :P
07:00 <allenMC> lolllllllllllllllllll
07:00 <Serenity> if that was the case everyone here would be gone
07:00 <ooomp> No
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck if you did that Serenity
07:00 <eon> hmmm
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's be an empty channel eh?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *it'd
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
08:00 <CannibalClown> eon ya headcase fuck off
08:00 <Saemon> ok then well my position on the corby issue is that i dont think she did the crime, but HOWEVER, i hate how her family, ie her sister mercedes and her mother are milking the attention and its due to them doing these interviews that may have jeopardised corbys parole at the moment
08:00 <ooomp> Where's Chris this evening
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooo
08:00 <eon> he
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanking
09:00 <eon> here ooomp
09:00 <eon> hi
09:00 <Bastardly_One> junky and spaz fight
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> coming up with something old to say
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for Lumeah
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One how was school
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you cracking onto Liinda tonight bro?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was alright
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet man
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucked my shoulder in hardware again
09:00 <allenMC> schools for tards
09:00 <Serenity> theres a word for people who change their opinions when others say something opposite to what theyve said
09:00 <Serenity> whats the word
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and nope why?
09:00 <Serenity> brain no work
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and what if I was?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> back peddler Serenity
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> what if you were.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well, why ask?
10:00 <Saemon> politician?
10:00 <Serenity> no its an actually name
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> think I might read Cogan's Trade again
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but not that I know of
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> so good
10:00 <allenMC> hi nikky
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... am thinking
10:00 <Nikky`> Hi allenMC
10:00 <Saemon> hypocrite
10:00 <Saemon> rockjob
10:00 <allenMC> wb
10:00 <eon> i turned ooomp straight
10:00 <eon> lolz
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK Y'ALL NIGGERS. I CAN SAY IT CAUSE EVERY RAPPER SAYS IT!
10:00 <Saemon> philanthropist
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse to google
10:00 <Bastardly_One> am getting to it
10:00 <CannibalClown> spineless
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not hypcrite
11:00 <Saemon> two faced
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but an similar synonym
11:00 <CannibalClown> asskisser
11:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
11:00 <CannibalClown> cocksucker
11:00 <Saemon> phoney
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well that too Mr Serenity
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and that
11:00 <CannibalClown> etc etc
11:00 <allenMC> grrrr
11:00 <CannibalClown> saemon
11:00 <CannibalClown> thats it
11:00 <Saemon> yes?
11:00 <eon> fuck lesbefriends
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol CannibalClown
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who's looking it up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity?
11:00 <eon> u sleep with them once they turn straight
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Or I?
12:00 <eon> and call cops on u
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I vote you
12:00 <eon> fucken how fucked is that
12:00 <Excessive> stfu chris yew pansy
13:00 <Serenity> no i think hypocrite works
13:00 <eon> i been drugged and raped by chicks
13:00 <eon> so they could have kids
13:00 <eon> its not funny
13:00 <Excessive> and who would want ur kid?
13:00 <xm> little babies doing junkie dance
13:00 <Saemon> hypocrite: A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives
13:00 <xm> would be a youtube GIF sensation
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf kind of dicitionary is this?
14:00 <Saemon> wordweb
14:00 <allenMC> lolllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <ooomp> Wanker: a person on irc named Saemon
14:00 <allenMC> hello oomph
14:00 <Serenity> im probably just making it up in my head that theres an actual word for what im thinking of
14:00 <Student> the kind of dictionary that can fuck your brains easily 
14:00 <Serenity> i do that a lot
14:00 <Excessive> lo ooomp .o/
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this dictionary is fucked
14:00 <allenMC> heya excessive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try a thesaurus
15:00 <Excessive> lo allenMC
15:00 <xm> schadenfraude -- why people like Chris and Pieter are not permanently banned here
15:00 <Student> xm democracy 
15:00 <Excessive> ok I need to reboot, brb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wht
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not in there either
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> My Dick more mass than the Earth, Your Dick, half staffed, it needs work!
17:00 <Saemon> if theres ww3
17:00 <Saemon> i might enlist
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> My Dick, GOOD GOOD LOVIN', YOUR DICK, GOOD FOR NOTHIN'!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what as?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a target?
18:00 <Saemon> as maybe admin role
18:00 <Student> the only thing that is dicked in you is your brain , dick head ;P
18:00 <Saemon> man the phones open the maps etc
18:00 <Serenity> you have to be able bodied and mentally sound to join anything
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't even know basic words
18:00 <Saemon> anything to help the war effrot
18:00 <Saemon> effort
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, what's an aisle?
18:00 <Serenity> 'i-yall'
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you do everyone?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> PHWOAR!
19:00 <Shadowgate> lol
19:00 <Saemon> they say u only need yr 10 level education to join the army isnt it?
19:00 <xm> they still do IQ testing
19:00 <Saemon> dont need to be einsten to pull a trigger
19:00 <Serenity> you arent even at a grade 10 IQ
19:00 <Student> education is criteria for joining army? wonderful 
20:00 <xm> so if you're braindead there's nothing you acn do about it
20:00 <Serenity> and as i said you need to be mentally sound and able bodied
20:00 <xm> can*
20:00 <Serenity> you are neither
20:00 <Saemon> even for a non-combatant role?
20:00 <Serenity> yes.
20:00 <Saemon> oh
20:00 <Student> thanks allenMC but no thanks ;)
20:00 <xm> well, there was a RomperStomper from here that made it into the army
20:00 <xm> as a cook or something
20:00 <allenMC> lol shadowgte
21:00 <Saemon> well there goes my hope of giving my life some meaning and doing something for my country.
21:00 <xm> he was quite dense but obviously not that dense if he got through
21:00 <Shadowgate> allenMC lol
21:00 <Saemon> guess i will just continue to be a bludger
21:00 <allenMC> lol dude
21:00 <allenMC> hahaha
21:00 <Student> dense cook 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know any aussie soliders but I know a few american ones
21:00 <Excessive> he can be the military irc update officer ........... he'll inform us of the war they're fighting :P
21:00 <allenMC> greetings
21:00 <Serenity> i know a few people in the navy
21:00 <Serenity> and a girl who went into the airforce as a dentist haha
22:00 <Student> i know a lot of soldiers, navy , airforce, army
22:00 <xm> Excessive: yeah, he'd like not wear a helmet, vest or camouflage clothing because "it's for pussies" -- and then get killed by a headshot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to get along with USMC cock knobbers
22:00 <Student> actually quite a few very close relatives
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Marines in other words
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a sniper and all I know is when he's away
22:00 <Student> Bastardly_One so you prefer american cock over australian one? :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> never where he goes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then he comes back again
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sits around for a few weeks
22:00 <xm> there was an SAS guy that used to come online here but he quit the service after a grenade accident
22:00 <Bastardly_One> goes again
22:00 <Bastardly_One> comes home
23:00 <Bastardly_One> rinse repeat
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and we know of Ethan McCord
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the ex soldier I know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up through war that guy
23:00 <allenMC> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bastard
23:00 <Student> what are the effects of knowing soldiers or army? did that change any thing in life?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking Student
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
24:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Student> some one is raging
24:00 <Loof_> yeah die Student
24:00 <xm> Student should just go back to memorising the Koran
24:00 <allenMC> shutup student geez
24:00 <xm> :D
24:00 <Serenity> my navy friend has giant knockers
24:00 <xm> and recite it backwards too!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
24:00 <allenMC> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <allenMC> oo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Aust Navy?
25:00 <Student> i like the way people suggest so many things ;) thanks all but no thanks ;)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> please say US
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can picture big boobies
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and a sassy us accent
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <Serenity> aust
25:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> voice like a screaming banshee then
25:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
25:00 <Saemon> i would like to be a sniper/spy
25:00 <Saemon> like jason bourne
26:00 <Saemon> thats freakin badass
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that change in the weather
26:00 <Bastardly_One> was really quick
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> was kind of still clear 5 mins ago
26:00 <Saemon> malfurion stormrage
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf did he just say in English?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone?
28:00 <Student> why you are so mad about his english 
28:00 <Student> like Pieter, Saemon will only improve on that ;)
28:00 <Student> the more you complain about it , the more they will say that 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> why are you into sticking your nose into shit?
29:00 <Student> lol 
29:00 <Saemon> lol
29:00 <xm> LOL Pieter cant improve on that
29:00 <xm> ive seen logs of him talking from years ago
29:00 <Student> oh you saved Pieter's log from years, that is gay 
29:00 <xm> i could say it was 'better' then, but the reality is it's just WORSE today
29:00 <Saemon> freedom of speech and expression of opinion, Student you are welcome to talk and say whatever the effen heck you want
29:00 <xm> Student: nope. it's on a site
29:00 <Student> you are actually giving him that much attention to save his logs , wow
30:00 <Student> ok Saemon
30:00 <Student> ok xm
30:00 <xm> Student: plus most clients log 
30:00 <xm> your point?
30:00 <Student> my point is just move on 
30:00 <stebie> http://pieter.austnetlogs.com/ ?
30:00 <Student> oh stebie , you too brutus ;P
30:00 <xm> the slood site
30:00 <Bastardly_One> pastebin too
30:00 <Excessive> I've logged every chan I'm in fo the past 5 years
30:00 <Student> lol Excessive
31:00 <Student> no wonder you have to restart every now and then Excessive
31:00 <Serenity> i wish that was a real site stebie
31:00 <Excessive> it's gd cause u can look shit up and jus put it on the screen
31:00 <Serenity> i want to set up a bot that logs and posts everything he says.
31:00 <Student> well http://austnetlogs.com/pieter seem more maintainable
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I sent Serenity this mega meth making rant of his from Pastebin
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's reading it going ... wtf? wow
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Student> repeating the retard stuff? wow , where am i?\
32:00 <xm> Student: the proper translation is "and you, brutus?" :D
32:00 <Student> brb, perhaps
33:00 <Student> and you brutus?
33:00 <Student> i heared you too brutus
33:00 <Student> but may be somewhere in the novel, there is something like you just mentioned xm
33:00 <Student> call for the devil and Pieter is there ;)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> even pandas has made it to pastebin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://pastebin.com/BncMpzWS
33:00 <xm> well shakespeare uses et tu, brute
34:00 <xm> but in reality we dont even know if he actually said that
34:00 <Student> devil seem to privatise his work to Pieter , wow
34:00 <Pieter> Omg pastebin you serious?????
34:00 <Saemon> and you, brutus?
34:00 <Saemon> i know latin
34:00 <Pieter> Like mega wow
34:00 <Saemon> whoa holy shit breaking news 
34:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/latest/a/21817910/corby-tried-to-take-her-life-parole-officer/
35:00 <Bastardly_One> here it is
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter's meth rant
35:00 <Bastardly_One> from 2010
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://pastebin.com/dATP88kA
35:00 <Excessive> this is y I like logging shit
35:00 <Excessive> [12:49] <leb-babe> Imagine how smart is be then, like eyesteine
35:00 <Excessive> there's some gd lines comin out of it
35:00 <Saemon> 'Schapelle Corby tried to take her own life with a knife during a meeting with parole officers at her sister’s Kuta home, an official says.'
36:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOD!
36:00 <xm> he made more sense there
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck cares?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yah true xm
36:00 <xm> i certaintly dont
38:00 <Saemon> 'She tried to kill herself, she took a knife, but her family immediately prevented her.'
38:00 <Saemon> hrm it was probably all an act then
38:00 <Saemon> i wonder if she would really go through with it if her family wasnt there to stop her
39:00 <xm> the whole thing was staged. they just want to auction that knife back in Australia
39:00 <xm> maybe channel 7 will buy it
39:00 <xm> $50 ?
39:00 <Saemon> lol
39:00 <Saemon> they should make a porno of her time in prison
39:00 <xm> ah yeah the "corby hole"
39:00 <xm> starring various prison staff
40:00 <Saemon> yeah
40:00 <Saemon> have her fuck the guards, and then the lesbian cellmates
41:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm lesbian cell mates
41:00 <xm> they're all waiting for her to violate her parole, if you know what i mean
42:00 <Nikky`> ooh couleurs.. tag team?
42:00 <couleurs> hulk hogen
43:00 <xm> dont worry, they're designed to break
43:00 <xm> it wont hurt
43:00 <Doodle> good lord
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you might know
44:00 <Doodle> no
44:00 <xm> it's what the official WWF people use
44:00 <Doodle> yes
44:00 <Doodle> maybe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I use you as a local services guide
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> smashed phone screen
44:00 <Doodle> well i am a local service
44:00 <Bastardly_One> know any cheap places?
44:00 <Doodle> nah i've no idea
44:00 <Doodle> never smashed one
44:00 <Nikky`> Doodle why didn't you hurt xm for me, mean
44:00 <Doodle> why would i hurt xm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers anywya
44:00 <Nikky`> for hitting me
45:00 <Doodle> i thought you were into that
45:00 <Nikky`> lol
45:00 <xm> i send Doodle TBs of MP3s every night
45:00 <Nikky`> Only with you
45:00 <xm> no way he's going to ruin the deal
45:00 <Doodle> ;)
45:00 <Doodle> lol mp3s
45:00 <Nikky`> I send Doodle tit pics everynight
45:00 <Nikky`> he won't ruin that
45:00 <Doodle> too right
45:00 <Doodle> this one is from xm
45:00 <xm> he's in a dilemma now
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
45:00 <xm> i was just looking up that video about 3 days ago
46:00 <Doodle> modern day classic
46:00 <xm> his latest video only got 30k views
46:00 <xm> he's certainly a hasbeen
46:00 <xm> as we all expected him to become
46:00 <Doodle> lol yep
46:00 <xm> it'd be hard to top that one
46:00 <Doodle> like the chocolate rain guy
46:00 <xm> or the "it's my life"
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dr. Alban - It's My Life.mp3 (5.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:02)
46:00 <Doodle> ?
46:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vennu Mallesh - It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do (Jul 27, 2012) 4:29 - Category: Music - 3,568,955 views - 31,941 likes (77.2%), 9,453 dislikes (22.8%)
46:00 <xm> no
46:00 <xm> this one
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not the Bon Jovi one then
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
47:00 <xm> you really have to watch this vid if you havent before Doodle 
47:00 <Doodle> watching it now
47:00 <xm> a very professional and serious production team
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> eminem on
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
48:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'Did you call me just before, my phone was on silent.'
48:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Yeah I did."
48:00 <Doodle> what is this
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> "called to fuck Doodle!."
48:00 <Doodle> D:
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so happy doods
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i changed my gamertag
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> cost me ten bucks lol
49:00 <Nikky`> I called Doodle, he ignored my call
49:00 <Doodle> liesssssss
49:00 <Doodle> nobody calls me
49:00 <Doodle> except work
50:00 <Doodle> fuckers
50:00 <Nikky`> nawww
50:00 <Nikky`> i'd call you
50:00 <Nikky`> if I had your number
50:00 <Nikky`> at 4am
50:00 <Doodle> you'd just prank me
50:00 <Doodle> SEE
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
50:00 <Nikky`> Nah i'd never prank anyone
50:00 <Nikky`> I'd be asleep at 4am
50:00 <Doodle> oh btw theres a storm coming your way
50:00 <Doodle> yw
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> yaay
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
51:00 <ValeSaynt> ehe registered
51:00 <ValeSaynt> this is my new gamertag
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is it raining though?
51:00 <ValeSaynt> and nick.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> started over here ... just made a lot of noise
51:00 <xm> ring him up at work when there's a netsplit and tell him it's an emergency
52:00 <ValeSaynt> Bastardly_One I dare you to crack my p/w for this nick bro
52:00 <Nikky`> I hope it cools down, got home and inside my unit was 30 degrees
52:00 <ValeSaynt> use them skills and msg me my p/w :P
52:00 <Doodle> the password is knickers
53:00 <Nikky`> noknickers
53:00 <Doodle> :o
53:00 <Doodle> pix
53:00 <Excessive> tryandworkoutmahpassnow
53:00 <jezer> no thanx
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <jezer> put ya pants back on
54:00 <Doodle> why, its hot
54:00 <jezer> enought fungus infection to wipe out 3rd world country
54:00 <jezer> thats why
54:00 <Doodle> ..
54:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
54:00 <Excessive> ye Nikky`, yew get all zah boys hawt :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
55:00 <Bastardly_One> me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> $240 fitted
55:00 <Bastardly_One> OUCH!
55:00 <Doodle> new phone time
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a home guy too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> would be more in a shop
55:00 <Nikky`> errr
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still paying this cunt off on my plan!
55:00 <Mew> what phone is it?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shit one now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> S3
56:00 <Mew> just get this http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Samsung-Galaxy-S3-i9300-i9305-Grey-Repair-Lens-Glass-Screen-Replacement-/321285227033?pt=AU_MobilePhoneAccessories&hash=item4ace178219&_uhb=1
56:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One: http://www.ballaratiphones.com.au/
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I have an idea
56:00 <ValeSaynt> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJmEvLXvq8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gravediggaz - Diary Of A Madman (Apr 4, 2008) 4:34 - Category: Music - 304,298 views - 1,366 likes (98.6%), 20 dislikes (1.4%)
56:00 <ValeSaynt> back in time shit
57:00 <Doodle> surely they will fix an s3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I lov eyou
57:00 <ValeSaynt> wish I had all the jedi mind albz still
57:00 <ValeSaynt> :/
57:00 <ValeSaynt> gotta have ta drag my ass dl em
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but click that link
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 bucks
57:00 <ValeSaynt> lumeah2
57:00 <ValeSaynt> xD
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and even a retard could do it
57:00 <Mew> its cheaper than $240 lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you Mew
57:00 <ValeSaynt> ey b1
57:00 <Mew> oh
57:00 <ValeSaynt> can you give me some poitners
57:00 <Mew> i thought you were saying its dodgy haha
57:00 <ValeSaynt> oops not Poiters.
57:00 <Doodle> try dave cassells too Bastardly_One
57:00 <ValeSaynt> I'm tryina crack onto a chick
58:00 <ValeSaynt> needa know how you do it bro
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah yeah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he does same day
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you googled eh?
58:00 <ValeSaynt> Picard!
58:00 <jezer> i so need ops
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the FB one is $240
58:00 <jezer> that would be funny
58:00 <ValeSaynt> Wonder how Picard's daughter is
58:00 <Shadowgate> ValeSaynt a cool RPG like new character
58:00 <Mew> wow hes still jealous about your irl female interaction
58:00 <ValeSaynt> she wont stop txting me
58:00 <Mew> this could go on for years b1
58:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt?
58:00 <Shadowgate> ValeSaynt a cool RPG like new character..
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <ValeSaynt> oh shit Mew
58:00 <ValeSaynt> u still goin
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid has issues
59:00 <Mew> i.. just started
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what can ya do
59:00 <Mew> ha ha ha
59:00 <ValeSaynt> omigosh Picard i can see you type now dude
59:00 <ValeSaynt> sup?
59:00 <Picard> hows the drug addiction?
59:00 <jezer> ppl trying to get what i was promised
59:00 <ValeSaynt> pretty good
59:00 <jezer> wtf is that
59:00 <ValeSaynt> how's my mum?
59:00 <Shadowgate> jezer also a new character
59:00 <ValeSaynt> wonder if I can see Liinda type now
59:00 <Excessive> lamer geezers
59:00 <ValeSaynt> guess installing irc again.
59:00 <ValeSaynt> Excessive you stalkin
59:00 <Saemon> whose watched fat tony and co. ?
59:00 <ValeSaynt>  stalkin b1 hard?
59:00 <Saemon> is it any good?
00:00 <ValeSaynt> it's shit dude
00:00 <Saemon> im debating to whether i should get into it or not
00:00 <Excessive> wtf u on abt dude?
00:00 <Mew> someones xbox is broked agen
00:00 <ValeSaynt> you dont see any of the shit they did
00:00 <Wet^n^Wild> its all going to fast
00:00 <ValeSaynt> you only see them, sipping alcohol and pretending to be hard
00:00 <ValeSaynt> it's not worth it Saemon
00:00 <Mew> they are actors
00:00 <Saemon> do its not good like the first underbelly?
00:00 <Mew> you realise that 
00:00 <ValeSaynt> Underbelly was worth it
00:00 <Saemon> so*
00:00 <jezer> ValeSaynt fucks 12 year olds
00:00 <jezer> fuck off cunt
00:00 <ValeSaynt> it's not about the actors Mew
01:00 <ValeSaynt> it's the direction
01:00 <ValeSaynt> and not the Directors
01:00 <Saemon> alphonse gangitano is back though
01:00 <Mew> oh i forgot youre a producer or director or writer or whatever it is today 
01:00 <Saemon> hes my fav
01:00 <ValeSaynt> they don't want to show the gritty shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> humour me here
01:00 <jezer> ok
01:00 <ValeSaynt> don't harp onna subject mew.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't touch screens work on
01:00 <jezer> so this is just stupid shit now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> on nvm
01:00 <Mew> i do wot i waaaaant
01:00 <sketch> kiwi fruit gives me gritty shits
01:00 <ValeSaynt> they chose not to show certain shit
01:00 <jezer> ValeSaynt come at me bro
01:00 <Mew> not wot u tell mi
01:00 <ValeSaynt> probably in fear of any of us doing it.
02:00 <jezer> yep fucken scripting
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say do they work through the glass
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and would that kit work?
02:00 <Mew> people are still doing stuff like that
02:00 <ValeSaynt> all you see is fat tony acting tough and fucking a chick and being hard untill he learns that he is shit all.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I think I had too many cones
02:00 <ValeSaynt> THE END
02:00 <Bastardly_One> before I spoke
02:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
02:00 <ValeSaynt> right Bastardly_One?
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you shoosh mr lol
02:00 <ValeSaynt> lol
02:00 <ValeSaynt> kiss my ass
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been a long day
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
02:00 <Doodle> oh joy of joys
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ignoring you
02:00 <ValeSaynt> yeah I'd believe that
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was talking to Doodle
02:00 <ValeSaynt> don't ignore me
03:00 <Doodle> the fuck did i do
03:00 <ValeSaynt> I was interested in your day
03:00 <Mew> you've angered the bipolar bear
03:00 <ValeSaynt> wtf did a penis do?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you loled
03:00 <ValeSaynt> WHAT THE FUCK DID A PENIS DO TO ANY BODY!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and i said shoosh mr lol
03:00 <Doodle> D:
03:00 <ValeSaynt> A Penis Named Doodle, by Doodle
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah as if I need to prove how retarded I am
03:00 <Bastardly_One> how much cheaper is 14 at home though?
03:00 <ValeSaynt> an Autobiography of the Phallis.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Mew now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought of that
03:00 <ValeSaynt> you love a chick
04:00 <ValeSaynt> fat as John Candy
04:00 <ValeSaynt> no smarts
04:00 <ValeSaynt> clap clap.
04:00 <jezer> watch out for turkish cunts that sleep with pros while their girlfriend is pregnant
04:00 <jezer> and wonder why she cheats of him
04:00 <Doodle> wut
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew's a great bloke
04:00 <ValeSaynt> you reached high into the world of women.
04:00 <ValeSaynt> I'm sure you'd get on irl
04:00 <Mew> ive never done a screen replacement myself but i can tell you its easy cos some intellectually disabled guy that i used to work with at kfc ordered one and did it on his iphone
04:00 <Doodle> de werld of wimminz
04:00 <Mew> and then all the girls i worked with would get him to change theirs too
04:00 <ValeSaynt> wimmmminz
04:00 <Doodle> did what on his phone
05:00 <ValeSaynt> I'd like to come to an agreement
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can't do it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> my hardware teacher would for me
05:00 <ValeSaynt> every time I ask mew
05:00 <ValeSaynt> she tells me to fuck off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty flexible
05:00 <ValeSaynt> I keep asking her not to troll dude
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's tuning this up on next week
05:00 <Bastardly_One> his suggestion
06:00 <Nikky`> I've never broken my screen
06:00 <Bastardly_One> either have I
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've dropped it from a bike at 40km an hour
06:00 <Bastardly_One> about 5 times
06:00 <Bastardly_One> dropped it a biillon more
06:00 <Bastardly_One> must of just dropped the wrong way today
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shattered
06:00 <Bastardly_One> literally :P
07:00 <Doodle> wb Mewcalyptus
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh
07:00 <allenMC> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:00 <Peace> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever you're saying in PM
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure you can say it out here
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not gonna read it
07:00 <allenMC> lol peace
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh wants to kiss and make up with ya
08:00 <ValeSaynt> b1 just go into pm
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's begging in pm
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no
08:00 <Peace> ellen degreneses
08:00 <ValeSaynt> iwell
08:00 <Peace> wants my baby
08:00 <ValeSaynt> dont lie about what I'm saying
08:00 <Bastardly_One> troll me for days and act all chummy
08:00 <ValeSaynt> that's a dog act
08:00 <Mew> hahaha
08:00 <Peace> oprah does too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do what I want
08:00 <ValeSaynt> you troll me all the time dude
08:00 <ValeSaynt> don't act like you're a nuns cunt.
09:00 <ValeSaynt> Thought you'd act your age and talk.
09:00 <ValeSaynt> Guess I was wrong.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I do talk to people
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I like
09:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
09:00 <ValeSaynt> guess I got out of that, what I expected.
09:00 <ValeSaynt> dude
09:00 <ValeSaynt> nobody here likes you
09:00 <Mew> you're like mid 30s but you act like a 12yrld whos excited about playing xbox all day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
09:00 <ValeSaynt> only reason Mew comes in is to troll
09:00 <Mew> nobody ever acts their age
09:00 <Nikky`> FINE but I like me so thats ok :P
09:00 <ValeSaynt> and we know that
09:00 <ValeSaynt> she's admitted it
09:00 <Peace> life story
10:00 <ValeSaynt> and you suck up her tis, like you're gonna draw milk
10:00 <Peace> women fuck ppl cause they have cars
10:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
10:00 <Doodle> no they dont
10:00 <Peace> cause they lasy
10:00 <ValeSaynt> gonna crack onto Liinda tonight?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you sad little man
10:00 <Peace> lazy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
10:00 <ValeSaynt> im not little
10:00 <Nikky`> I fuck Doodle coz of his car *nods*
10:00 <ValeSaynt> or sad
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and any female
10:00 <Mew> you do realise that if it was all the same chatters active right now without you
10:00 <Doodle> nobody fucks me
10:00 <ValeSaynt> but I've been told shit you say
10:00 <Mew> we'd be having a normal conversation
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *cracks on to Nikky`*
10:00 <Mew> not participating in a shitfest
10:00 <ValeSaynt> Mew
10:00 <Mew> cos you're brain is demented
10:00 <Peace> if woman paid attention i would get car
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *fucks Doodle*
10:00 <Doodle> least of all cos of my car, cars only impress other men
10:00 <Nikky`> you don't have a car Bastardly_One.. sorry
10:00 <Peace> fucken knob heads
10:00 <ValeSaynt> you ever have a normal conversation, doesn't include you harping on a subject, insulting people
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fine!
10:00 <ValeSaynt> that'll be the day I grow wings.
11:00 <Nikky`> I just said I did Doodle..take my fucking and shut up 
11:00 <Doodle> looool
11:00 <Peace> if u own a home let me say rents suck
11:00 <linying> <*cough*>
11:00 <Peace> renters
11:00 <Nikky`> lol
11:00 <ValeSaynt> as if diss Doodle though
11:00 <Peace> if u can sell have 150k easy
11:00 <Peace> let me say fuck u
11:00 <ValeSaynt> he is the penis, that connects.. US ALL
11:00 <Mew> even if you grew wings they still wouldnt be able to lift your giant moon head off the ground
11:00 <Peace> fucken cunts
11:00 <Peace> i got car
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Peace> i will come on irc
11:00 <ValeSaynt> my head is a sporty head
11:00 <ValeSaynt> kinda small
11:00 <Peace> try pick up woman chris wants
11:00 <Mew> lmfao
12:00 <Doodle> what does having a car have to do with anything
12:00 <Peace> i will get used by her
12:00 <ValeSaynt> goes through water like a sharks fin.
12:00 <ValeSaynt> mew
12:00 <Mew> oooooookay
12:00 <Peace> fucken dumb fucken shit heads
12:00 <Mew> moving on
12:00 <ValeSaynt> do I have to post your and pirates pic
12:00 <xm> peace: stop at the intersection and go, "this is my new bong" *lights* *bubbles*
12:00 <ValeSaynt> to show just how fat you both are?
12:00 <xm> "thank you. good bye now"
12:00 <Nikky`> No idea Doodle..I just went along with the BS they spew every night
12:00 <ValeSaynt> you live on fkn K.I. in a shit house
12:00 <xm> vroom vroom zooooooooooooooooom
12:00 <ValeSaynt> ffs
12:00 <Mew> i see that the giant moon head comment has offended you deeply
12:00 <ValeSaynt> boganville man
12:00 <Doodle> loool Nikky`
12:00 <Mew> and im satisfied
12:00 <ValeSaynt> I don't have a big head dude
12:00 <Doodle> i do
12:00 <Doodle> ;)
12:00 <Peace> mew when can u tell pirate i am the dad
12:00 <Peace> ?
12:00 <Mew> haha
12:00 <ValeSaynt> I sure was chubby when I had the unfortunate experience to meet you both
13:00 <Mew> probably never peace
13:00 <Mew> soz
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Josh, look in the mirror when saying bogan as an insult yeah?
13:00 <ValeSaynt> get over the past Mew
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that mashed in nose
13:00 <ValeSaynt> I got a nice recent pic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan singlet
13:00 <Doodle> only the head tho, the rest is like a stringbean
13:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
13:00 <ValeSaynt> of both of you, you and Pirate
13:00 <Mew> oh god that singlet pic is horrid
13:00 <ValeSaynt> and jeez dude, you are not thin
13:00 <Mew> he looks like he hasnt seen the sun for years
13:00 <Doodle> like me?
13:00 <ValeSaynt> dissing my tat pic?
13:00 <ValeSaynt> cmon
13:00 <ValeSaynt> had a flash onnit
13:00 <ValeSaynt> least im thin
14:00 <Nikky`> the stringbean? why we call him jack - jack and the bean stalk
14:00 <Mew> you look like a bobblehead
14:00 <Doodle> jack off the bean stalk
15:00 <ValeSaynt> bobblehead?
15:00 <ValeSaynt> dude cmon
15:00 <Mew> OMG
15:00 <Mew> theyve actually made a bobblehead of you
15:00 <Mew> http://www.custombobble.com/images/Bobblehead_Man_in_Toilet.jpg
15:00 <Mew> that is uncanny....
15:00 <ValeSaynt> everybody has seen the pic of you and pirate just trying to walk five-feet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <ValeSaynt> so fat, your foot hits the ground, strikes oil.
15:00 <ValeSaynt> giving me shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's him with a goaty
15:00 <Mew> same singlet and everything
16:00 <ValeSaynt> shows how much you love me
16:00 <ValeSaynt> going to stalk me to my current job?
16:00 <Mew> you dont have a job lol
16:00 <Picard> lol u have a job
16:00 <Mew> dont start this story again
16:00 <Mew> we know how it ends
16:00 <ValeSaynt> yer P man
16:00 <ValeSaynt> was on site today
16:00 <Picard> lmfao lies
16:00 <Picard> cunt wont work
16:00 <ValeSaynt> wait Mew! dont you pour coffee at some joint
16:00 <ValeSaynt> wow
16:00 <Doodle> which site
16:00 <Doodle> chickwithdicks.com?
16:00 <ValeSaynt> my mother, raised two kids on her own
16:00 <Picard> centrelink
17:00 <Mew> seriously
17:00 <ValeSaynt> and you can have an, anytime I rock up job.
17:00 <ValeSaynt> to pour coffee.
17:00 <Picard> and look how that turned out ValeSaynt,lol
17:00 <Mew> we could be having a nice normal conversation right now
17:00 <ValeSaynt> I've seen your kid dude
17:00 <ValeSaynt> it's a fat shit.
17:00 <Mew> but you're mental mind is getting in the way
17:00 <ValeSaynt> and your bf
17:00 <Picard> you and your brother are bith drug fucked morons who dont work
17:00 <ValeSaynt> he has the IQ of a great ape.
17:00 <Mew> thats nice of you to bring an innocent child into all this
17:00 <ValeSaynt> you sure did luck out.
17:00 <xm> i thought big babies are healthy
17:00 <ValeSaynt> innocent?
17:00 <Doodle> i'm a big baby
18:00 <ValeSaynt> when you've given me shit about mine..
18:00 <ValeSaynt> that makes it, innocent?
18:00 <Mew> are you going to say my 1yrld isnt innocent?
18:00 <Mew> he doesnt even know how to do wrong yet lol
18:00 <ValeSaynt> more like, why doesnt somebody take the kid off of you
18:00 <ValeSaynt> talking about how you did drugs not long ago
18:00 <ValeSaynt> kid doesnt deserve that.
18:00 <ValeSaynt> needs a healthy enviroment dude.
18:00 <Mew> he wasnt inside me when i was a teenager dipping into the party life
18:00 <ValeSaynt> not, sluts around and drinking and sinking boats into the sea for fun.
19:00 <Mew> you are truly messed up lol
19:00 <ValeSaynt> No, you said how you were so high, just a week ago.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> knew I should of done what I have to do ... now it's raining
19:00 <ValeSaynt> Sorry Mew, doesn't work that way.
19:00 <Doodle> SEE
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no I can't
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I have rain on my glasses
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *wipes them*
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now I can
19:00 <ValeSaynt> you can harp on a subject all you like, all you can do is say shit like that I bashed Jamie Lee
19:00 <ValeSaynt> when I didn't
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well we didn't for ages
20:00 <ValeSaynt> but you spread it all over the net.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sebas always rains when it rains
20:00 <Mew> moooooooove ooooooonnnn
20:00 <ValeSaynt> show's what you're really like.
20:00 <ValeSaynt> Mew, why did you do that?
20:00 <Mew> you have a lot of trouble letting go of the past
20:00 <ValeSaynt> seems you do
20:00 <ValeSaynt> but you made an accusation
20:00 <Mew> just finish off your rant so we can have a normal convo pls
20:00 <Picard> so ValeSaynt whats this pretend job you have?
20:00 <ValeSaynt> said I bashed a chick and she went to hospital.
20:00 <Picard> i heard u bashed mel
20:00 <ValeSaynt> Why did you say that about Jamie Lee?
20:00 <Picard> broke her tooth
21:00 <ValeSaynt> Picard shoosh dude
21:00 <Picard> for no reason, u just went nuts at her
21:00 <Picard> was it meth rage?
21:00 <ValeSaynt> don't give mel shit that way
21:00 <Mew> oh my god theres more!!
21:00 <ValeSaynt> Mew
21:00 <ValeSaynt> why did you say that about Jamie?
21:00 <Picard> Mew he did bash mel
21:00 <ValeSaynt> I'd like to know
21:00 <Picard> he is a low dog cunt who belts women
21:00 <Mew> he did bash jamie lee aswell lol
21:00 <Mew> but hes not going to admit to any of that in here
21:00 <ValeSaynt> whoah
21:00 <Picard> no balls when it comes to fighing a man
21:00 <Mew> so we should just let him finish off his rant
21:00 <ValeSaynt> tell me
21:00 <Mew> PLS EVERYONE STOP TALKING SO HE CAN FINISH
21:00 <ValeSaynt> tell me about bashing Jamie
22:00 <ValeSaynt> I can say what happened with us hanging out, right here
22:00 <ValeSaynt> why're you saying shit about Jamie
22:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt hows your loser borther???
22:00 <Picard> brother***
22:00 <Mew> shhhhhhh Picard 
22:00 <Mew> let it finish
22:00 <ValeSaynt> Ellie
22:00 <Mew> he'll tire himself out soon
22:00 <ValeSaynt> why the fuck
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <ValeSaynt> did you talk shit about Jamie and me?
22:00 <Picard> why did u bash jamie?
22:00 <ValeSaynt> didnt
23:00 <Nikky`> I am tired 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who's Jamie?
23:00 <Picard> why did u hit mel?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> besides me?
23:00 <ValeSaynt> Jamie is a nice English girl Bastardly_One
23:00 <Picard> another fantasy woman???????????
23:00 <Nikky`> Is it raining here yet Doodle.. pls check
23:00 <ValeSaynt> we hung out a few times
23:00 <Mew> shes the gf of a friend of mine
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Nikky`
23:00 <ValeSaynt> Adam
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it is here
23:00 <ValeSaynt> Adam is your friend?
23:00 <Doodle> not yet
23:00 <ValeSaynt> wait
23:00 <Nikky`> I said here, not there
23:00 <Picard> mew so she is real?
23:00 <Nikky`> silly
23:00 <xm> there's only one way to settle this. ValeSaynt --- you...me... let's meet up in Snowtoon. loser ends up in barrel 4 lyfe
23:00 <ValeSaynt> Adam told your shit?
23:00 <allenMC> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <ValeSaynt> you*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> go outside
23:00 <ValeSaynt> LOL
23:00 <xm> snowtown*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's spitting
23:00 <ValeSaynt> srsly, Mew
23:00 <ValeSaynt> Adam told you shit?
23:00 <Nikky`> I don't want to move yet
23:00 <ValeSaynt> You know Adam?
24:00 <ValeSaynt> that
24:00 <Nikky`> I will have to soon, close back sliding door n window
24:00 <ValeSaynt> that would explain it.
24:00 <ValeSaynt> he did threaten to murder me
24:00 <ValeSaynt> after he found out lol
24:00 <ValeSaynt> haha you listen to ADAM!!!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're like this offline
24:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
24:00 <ValeSaynt> that fat wannabe dj fuck.
24:00 <Mew> i dont know anyone called adam lol
24:00 <Nikky`> xm.. i'd like to snowtown you, lets get it ooooooooooooon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone would threaten to murder you
24:00 <Mew> you're seriously cooked
24:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
24:00 <ValeSaynt> well Mew her bf is named Adam
24:00 <ValeSaynt> so if you dont
24:00 <Picard> xm he wont show up, unless he is hitting a woman
24:00 <ValeSaynt> talking even more shit huh!
25:00 <xm> Nikky`! that's the second time tonight you've made moves on me! i guess the ikea chair thing does the trick
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> It does xm.. i'm so having wet dreams over it tonight
25:00 <xm> and if it really turns you on...i can reassemble it afterwards too
25:00 <milk> thankyou, thankyou all very much
25:00 <ValeSaynt> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
25:00 <ValeSaynt> it's all good
25:00 <Mew> soon it will dawn on you and you'll realise which jamie im talking about
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <ValeSaynt> you talk so much shit
26:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt why did u hit mel????
26:00 <ValeSaynt> I only know one jamie that's a chick
26:00 <Mew> unless theres heaps of jamies you've bashed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm texting this guy back and saying ... $240? ... $13.50 on ebay m8
26:00 <Bastardly_One> reckon I should?
26:00 <ValeSaynt> other jamie is my friends brother, and he'd kick the crap out of me I even raised a fist.
26:00 <milk> I'd like to dedicate that performance to the eternal linage of Godlike MasterFarters
26:00 <ValeSaynt> so I guess you're talking to the wrong dude
26:00 <ValeSaynt> only girl I know Jamie is dating an Adam.
26:00 <Picard> thats why u bash women, u are a coward
26:00 <ValeSaynt> yeah, I bash women every day
26:00 <Picard> answer the question u coward
26:00 <ValeSaynt> just see one and DAYUM
26:00 <allenMC> WB LOOF
27:00 <ValeSaynt> BASHED!
27:00 <Doodle> its raining now
27:00 <Loof> cheers dude
27:00 <allenMC> WB LOOF
27:00 <tech_n9ne> Loof how are ya how's chingvale 
27:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt why did u hit mel, why did she deserve that
27:00 <Mew> hes gonna have to go out for a cig huhu
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol Pandis 
28:00 <Loof> chingvale is awesome
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Loof> lots of sexy asian vag
28:00 <Nikky`> It better be raining here Doodle or.. or
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Varge....
28:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt why did u break jamie's arm??
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi nikky 
28:00 <Doodle> or?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> real rain?
28:00 <Nikky`> Hey tech_n9ne :o)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *goes to look*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get up for nothing
28:00 <Nikky`> or i'll give you a wedgie
29:00 <Bastardly_One> smash him double
29:00 <Doodle> :o
29:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt dont be a coward and answer the questions
29:00 <Mew> hes gone to punch some more holes in his bathroom door from irc rage
29:00 <ValeSaynt> oh, I'm sure
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol @ valesaynt
29:00 <Mew> MOON SMAAASH
29:00 <xm> gone to make a long red tattoo maybe
29:00 <Nikky`> let me go check.. have your self ready for when i return Doodle.. in case
29:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <ValeSaynt> anybody stupid enough to take to heart what you say Mew
29:00 <ValeSaynt> a true idiot.
30:00 <ValeSaynt> feel as bad for them as I do for you
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol Pandis I love ya cunt 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I got up for nothing
30:00 <ValeSaynt> Way to do, Ellie, giving so much of a damn
30:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt why did u break jamie's arm??
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and the clouds are breaking up
30:00 <ValeSaynt> for a couple yrs
30:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt why did u hit mel, why did she deserve that
30:00 <ValeSaynt> to spread so much shit about me.
30:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt dont be a coward and answer the questions
30:00 <ValeSaynt> Motherfucker
30:00 <ValeSaynt> Picard
30:00 <ValeSaynt> Mel would smack you in the face
30:00 <Picard> be a man and answer
30:00 <ValeSaynt> saying I hit her.
30:00 <ValeSaynt> Just cause you have a baby dick dude.
30:00 <Picard> your the type of cunt who would hit his mother
31:00 <Picard> mel told me u hit her u low cunt
31:00 <xm> sounds like there's going to be a class action lawsuit
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Pandis hitting sluts is ok don't worry bruv
31:00 <Picard> she said u woke her up and smashed her in the face
31:00 <ValeSaynt> hitting women is never okay dude.
31:00 <stompin> cunts
31:00 <ValeSaynt> Mew got what she wanted from me already.
31:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt why do u do it then??
31:00 <ValeSaynt> probably had a good laugh, pissing me off
31:00 <ValeSaynt> I'm done with it.
31:00 <Picard> why did u break jamie's arm?
31:00 <Picard> what low cunt does that
32:00 <tech_n9ne> I love smacking bitches in the face
32:00 <tech_n9ne> And banging serenity in the Arse 
32:00 <tech_n9ne> Who's Jamie ?
33:00 <allenMC> SUM POOF
33:00 <Picard> jamie is a chic ValeSaynt hit, he broke her arm
33:00 <Picard> low cunt
33:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol Shads ?
33:00 <allenMC> LOL dude
33:00 <tech_n9ne> Hey man 
33:00 <Nikky`> Doodle.. its not raining.. please bring ya arse here :P
33:00 <allenMC> how is ya
33:00 <Doodle> lol it will be raining soon!
34:00 <allenMC> brb
34:00 <Nikky`> I hope so
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Good bruvvy
34:00 <tech_n9ne> How's school today b1...detention?
36:00 <Pieter> All these planes crashing on this tv show , planes rarely make it to their destination, no flying ever
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Planes suck pieter 
36:00 <tech_n9ne> I agree cunt 
36:00 <Pieter> Humans aint meant to fly or wed have wings
37:00 <Picard> lol @ ValeSaynt sucking up to me in pm
37:00 <Picard> cunt has no mates left
38:00 <Picard> <ValeSaynt> relax dude
38:00 <Picard> <ValeSaynt> not gettin annoyed at u
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Panda is ok
38:00 <Picard> <ValeSaynt> ur alright/
38:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsC7Q2g2gN0
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PQM Feat Cica - The Flying Song (Markus Schulz Renaissance Remix) (Nov 23, 2009) 10:06 - Category: Music - 16,251 views - 111 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
38:00 <tech_n9ne> LOL Picard u made that up 
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Right ?
38:00 <Picard> nope
38:00 <Picard> he is kissing arse
38:00 <Picard> low cunt
38:00 <Mew> hahaha is he trying to reconcile in pm?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> has been with me too
39:00 <Bastardly_One> brown nosing me hard
39:00 <Picard> yes MeGusta
39:00 <Mew> what a little biiiiitch
39:00 <allenMC>                            hi
39:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol brown nosing
39:00 <Mew> he just wants people to be on his side when he has his irc breakdowns
39:00 <Picard> weak prick
39:00 <xm> he was telling me in PM if i switched sides he'd make a large 'XM' tatt on his chest
39:00 <Mew> which is usually what turns them away from him
39:00 <Mew> exactly xm lol
39:00 <Picard> lol xm
40:00 <Mew> hes really gonna need a cigarette now
40:00 <Picard> probably
40:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:35pm] [PandasDontDrive] Can't stand Bastardly_One
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then about 20 mins later
40:00 <Zade> for the right amount of money i could be on his side 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> suck up pm's crying about something
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know I'm backstabbed in another channel
41:00 <allenMC> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can even guess which channel
41:00 <Bastardly_One> my care factor?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> zero
41:00 <allenMC> 0
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Gimme 1000 ill be anyone's besty lol 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know that for fact son
41:00 <Shadowgate> allenMC typed the number 0 he killed me of laughter
41:00 <allenMC> lolololol
41:00 <allenMC> thanx dude
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so, while whoever bitches about me where I know they do
42:00 <Picard> Zade hello darling
42:00 <xm> division by zero lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
42:00 <xm> cant stop lollll
42:00 <Bastardly_One> keep on bitchin' ... last laugh is on you cunts
42:00 <Shadowgate> lol xm
42:00 <Zade> hello Picard, how are you?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not I :)
42:00 <Pieter> Oh wow a religion movie I really wa na see
42:00 <Pieter> This noah movie looks cool
42:00 <xm> it's a shocker
42:00 <allenMC> ive seen it piet
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah Noah 
43:00 <xm> but yeah go see it
43:00 <allenMC> its awesome
43:00 <xm> not that it'd make a difference for you
43:00 <allenMC> was on paytv
43:00 <Picard> im fine thanks Zade
47:00 <Picard> lol his arse kissing has turned to abuse
47:00 <Picard> threatening my daughter
47:00 <Picard> so typical he wants to bash a 13yo GIRL
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Really ????
48:00 <Picard> weak cunt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> show
48:00 <ValeSaynt> threatening?
48:00 <ValeSaynt> <Picard> pedo cunt
48:00 <ValeSaynt> <ValeSaynt> naw
48:00 <ValeSaynt> <ValeSaynt> think you did that already
48:00 <ValeSaynt> <ValeSaynt> so shit
48:00 <ValeSaynt> <ValeSaynt> have to pay hookers to suck you off.
48:00 <ValeSaynt> showed.
48:00 <Picard> lol nice edit
48:00 <ValeSaynt> didnt edit
48:00 <ValeSaynt> just copy and paste.
49:00 <Picard> post what u said before that u wea cunt
49:00 <Picard> weak
49:00 <ValeSaynt> oh Bastardly_One, you havent seen the picard pic?
49:00 <tech_n9ne> Lmfao
49:00 <tech_n9ne> I wanna see 
49:00 <Picard> ValeSaynt u should bash women, its just low
49:00 <Nikky`> Is this still going on
49:00 <Picard> shouldnt**
49:00 <ValeSaynt> I should?
49:00 <ValeSaynt> why
49:00 <ValeSaynt> yer nikz i dont want it to
49:00 <Picard> i think my dog is about to die :(
50:00 <Nikky`> Thats so sad :o(
50:00 <ValeSaynt> by dog, you mean.. wife?
50:00 <ValeSaynt> sorry
50:00 <Picard> poor old thing :(
50:00 <Picard> she is 13
50:00 <ValeSaynt> Long as you havent Tommy Lee Jones put a shotgun to its head.
50:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
50:00 <Picard> went missing last night and today she has been really stressed and breathing heavy. now she is just laying in her bed panting
50:00 <Picard> :(
50:00 <tech_n9ne> Ahahaha
51:00 <tech_n9ne> Stop fucking the poor thing 
51:00 <ValeSaynt> my x gf
51:00 <ValeSaynt> felt o bad for her tech_n9ne
51:00 <Nikky`> You haven't taken her to the vet?
51:00 <ValeSaynt> her dog, onna farm
51:00 <ValeSaynt> went over inna paddock
51:00 <ValeSaynt> neighbour shot it
51:00 <ValeSaynt> who does that?
51:00 <tech_n9ne> True 
51:00 <ValeSaynt> yer
51:00 <Zade> lots of people
52:00 <Picard> yes
52:00 <Zade> its a farm, they shouldnt wander
52:00 <ValeSaynt> lost her soulmate innat dog.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> her problem
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it was the dog
52:00 <Bastardly_One> one one of his sheep or cows
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Pictard is ur dog male or female ?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> don't go there spence
53:00 <Picard> get fucked
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Just wondering 
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Fine 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh leave the old cunt alone
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's obvious upset about his dog
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *obviously
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so leave him be
54:00 <tech_n9ne> It's a dog want me to come knock the cunt on the head 
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Nah let it die by itself I guess 
54:00 <Picard> i hope u die
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Fair call ?
54:00 <Picard> a slow painful death
55:00 <Nikky`> If someone actually loves animals its not just a dog, its part of the family
55:00 <Picard> hit by a car
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
55:00 <tech_n9ne> I hope your dog lives arsehole 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Nikky`
55:00 <Picard> Nikky` correct, we got her when our daughter was a baby she grew up with both kiods
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this is his canine best friend ... 13yrs
55:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah I love my dog
55:00 <Picard> best friend a person can ever have
55:00 <Nikky`> And anyone who gets a dog and leaves it outside and just feeds n waters it and thinks that is enough doesn't deserve to have any pets
55:00 <Picard> a dog loves u no matter what
56:00 <tech_n9ne> Even though he's a little cunt 
56:00 <Picard> you can yell at them for chewing up your shoe and 30 seconds later they come for a pat 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I miss my last dog bad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> even if she was only 6 inches high
56:00 <tech_n9ne> Might go out and pat him then kick him..
56:00 <Nikky`> My dog when I was upset or crying would lay next to me and put her head on me for hugs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> would full on talk to you in grunts and whimpers
57:00 <Bastardly_One> like with tone and almost inflection
57:00 <Bastardly_One> would walk around all day talking to you about all sorts of shit
57:00 <tech_n9ne> In a friendly manner nikky
57:00 <Bastardly_One> never understood a word ... but *lol*
57:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol b1
57:00 <Nikky`> How can kicking a dog be friendly?
57:00 <tech_n9ne> Hahaha
57:00 <Picard> dogs are better then most people
57:00 <tech_n9ne> In the nuts...
58:00 <Nikky`> Oh
58:00 <tech_n9ne> He loves it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *smh*
58:00 <Nikky`> lol kicking you in the nuts in a friendly manner..sure
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously you kind of dog owners
58:00 <Bastardly_One> need beating yourselves
58:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah best mates we are
58:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm kidding ffs
58:00 <tech_n9ne> I don't have a stinky dog 
59:00 <tech_n9ne> Not allowed lol 
59:00 <tech_n9ne> Have had plenty though 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the old man is definite
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the last lot of dogs I'm training
59:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's giving it away
00:00 <tech_n9ne> What is it ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> prick
00:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a greyhound trrainer
00:00 <tech_n9ne> Breed 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we've had this discussion
00:00 <tech_n9ne> Oh yeah 
00:00 <tech_n9ne> Ugly fucking things
00:00 <Bastardly_One> gayhounds are ace
00:00 <tech_n9ne> I want a mini foxy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> funny fucks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my talking do
01:00 <Bastardly_One> g
01:00 <Picard> really Bastardly_One
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was a mini chihuahau
01:00 <Bastardly_One> really what?
01:00 <Picard> wanna buy a slow horse off me to feed it?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am
01:00 <tech_n9ne> Hehe cool 
01:00 <Picard> greyhound
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nope thanks
01:00 <Picard> i train horses
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I am
01:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
01:00 <tech_n9ne> I train Indians 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> similar process believe it or not
01:00 <Picard> yes realy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go
02:00 <Picard> yes my wifes uncle trains dogs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> we both learnt something about each other
02:00 <Picard> got any good dogs?
02:00 <Zade> do you have a dog at the moment Nikky`?
02:00 <tech_n9ne> I gave up betting on horses b1
02:00 <Nikky`> Nah Zade, right now I can't have a dog
02:00 <tech_n9ne> Only Tattslotto on sat 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... best one ever turned out to be a hurdler
02:00 <Picard> ok
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and sold to someone is tassie
02:00 <tech_n9ne> Tassal
03:00 <Bastardly_One> because that's the only state that does hurdle races
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for gayhounds
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they are gay
03:00 <Bastardly_One> prancey fucks
03:00 <Picard> i didnt know that
03:00 <Picard> i thought nsw did?
03:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they might now ... but a few years ago they weren't
03:00 <Picard> ok
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Terminator was his race name
03:00 <Bastardly_One> did ... ok
03:00 <tech_n9ne> Ever seen trots with jockey on back??? Now that's gay
03:00 <tech_n9ne> Big fat jockeys lolz 
03:00 <Pieter> Pieter Das Awesome
04:00 <Picard> tech_n9ne its called "monte" racing
04:00 <Picard> its huge in europe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon one bitch has potential in this lot
04:00 <tech_n9ne> Ok I saw it once
04:00 <tech_n9ne> Ridiculous 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but where she goes will matter in how that potential develops
04:00 <Loof> get an upskirt photo of her for me b1
04:00 <Loof> :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if she goes to any old fuck ... probably will go no where
05:00 <Picard> harness racing vic made it compulsory for riders to be 65kgs or more
05:00 <tech_n9ne> Picard surely if the horse gallops it wins??
05:00 <Picard> u in vic?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so they don't tip over
05:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
05:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
05:00 <Picard> it cant gallop
05:00 <tech_n9ne> Why ?
05:00 <Picard> they have to trot
05:00 <Bastardly_One> trots
05:00 <tech_n9ne> Disqualify?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yp
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
05:00 <Picard> yep
06:00 <tech_n9ne> But they gallop all the time
06:00 <Loof> fuck gambling
06:00 <Loof> for losers
06:00 <tech_n9ne> True loof 
06:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u in vic??
06:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm a winner now 
06:00 <tech_n9ne> Saved 2000 in 3 weeks mate 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sure am
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the Rat
07:00 <Nikky`> That is good tech_n9ne.. about darn time :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> really spence?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a loan
07:00 <Loof> nice tech_n9ne 
07:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah mate 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> wd though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> keep it up
07:00 <Picard> who is the best victorian trainer?
07:00 <tech_n9ne> 20% interest
07:00 <Bastardly_One> next is the pss
08:00 <Bastardly_One> shit man
08:00 <tech_n9ne> I like snowden 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no good ones play by the book
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <ValeSaynt> xm thank you for helping me choose
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
08:00 <Picard> same in the trots
08:00 <Picard> all cheating cunts
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all special K shots
08:00 <Bastardly_One> behind the scenes
08:00 <Loof> who b1?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and lots of dog diaoreah before races
08:00 <Picard> cobolt chloride is the buzz drug atm
08:00 <xm> ValeSaynt: so you're going to keep our baby?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and caffienne shots
08:00 <Loof> ah horses
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> gayhounds
09:00 <Loof> ah
09:00 <tech_n9ne> Feed the dog a pie to pull it up 
09:00 <ValeSaynt> I would have, but it fell out
09:00 <ValeSaynt> It went off to..
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they kind of look manic in the starting boxes some of them
09:00 <xm> i told you not to eat sushi
09:00 <ValeSaynt> make a name for itself in HOLLYWEIRD!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they're doped as
09:00 <xm> and listen to heavy metal
09:00 <ValeSaynt> I ate salmon for fuck sake and listened to Johnny Cash.
09:00 <ValeSaynt> jeez.
09:00 <Senpaizzz> cuuuunnnnnnnce
09:00 <xm> Johnny Cash - Hurt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
09:00 <ValeSaynt> word.
09:00 <Loof> good song xm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's
09:00 <xm> shits all over the NiN original 10000000000000000x
09:00 <ValeSaynt> no shit, agreed.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's awake
10:00 <Loof> fuck yeah xm
10:00 <ValeSaynt> had it on b4 whilst playin bf4
10:00 <ValeSaynt> dudes loved it hahaha
10:00 <xm> play it at my funeral k
10:00 <ValeSaynt> didnt like mobb deep tho :(
10:00 <ValeSaynt> k
10:00 <ValeSaynt> at my funeral
10:00 <Loof> at piets
10:00 <Senpai> I rose 8 hours ago, fkn work.
10:00 <ValeSaynt> Lou Reed - Perfect Day.
10:00 <ValeSaynt> <3
10:00 <Loof> my empire of shit
10:00 <ValeSaynt> that'd make my life worth it.
11:00 <Loof> wonder if he's at the stage where he's whacking up meth yet
11:00 <tech_n9ne> Oh I'm off the piss too...just saw that b1
11:00 <Loof> or still smoking it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> good work
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wd
12:00 <ValeSaynt> dunno
12:00 <ValeSaynt> bless the dude
12:00 <Loof> tech_n9ne get me off weed
13:00 <ValeSaynt> gotta like a guy that goes through hell and comes out
13:00 <tech_n9ne> It's easy
13:00 <Pieter> Wind is picking up
13:00 <ValeSaynt> later years, does a cover like 'Hurt'
13:00 <ValeSaynt> sounds like it's his own
13:00 <tech_n9ne> Even though I smoke most weekends lol 
13:00 <ValeSaynt> kinda like Tom Waits version of Green Grass
13:00 <tech_n9ne> High as a mofucker 
13:00 <ValeSaynt> Camille's original, think it's Camille
13:00 <ValeSaynt> probably wrong, hers, her video is what makes it
13:00 <Loof> im at the stage where i'm not getting enough done because of weed
13:00 <ValeSaynt> but Tom Waits Green Grass owns it.
14:00 <tech_n9ne> That's shit loofa
14:00 <Loof> and i might always be broke if i keep it up
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well Loof, stop
14:00 <tech_n9ne> Come see me loof
14:00 <tech_n9ne> I'll get u off the shit
14:00 <Loof> sweet
14:00 <tech_n9ne> We just get stoned on saturdays 
14:00 <Loof> i'd save a shitload of $$$
14:00 <tech_n9ne> Hella fucked up 
15:00 <Loof> nice
15:00 <Loof> :)
15:00 <tech_n9ne> I don't even pay for it lol 
15:00 <tech_n9ne> My mate shouts it 
15:00 <tech_n9ne> Good guy lol 
15:00 <Loof> that's pretty awesome
15:00 <Loof> bbl
16:00 <tech_n9ne> :D
17:00 <ValeSaynt> tech_n9ne brav
17:00 <ValeSaynt> how do u be so cool bro lmao
17:00 <Pieter> Yeh bruv how
17:00 <tech_n9ne> Natural bruvvy bruv
19:00 <tech_n9ne> Plus I stopped the shit cause I want to be a better dad 
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck being a druggos father 
20:00 <tech_n9ne> Druggo
22:00 <Excessive> orraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaite
22:00 <Excessive> that worked
22:00 <Excessive> jus got rid of a trojan
22:00 <Excessive> was attached to the video card driver
23:00 <Excessive> AVG couldn't remove it, so I uninstalled the driver from within catalist and then re-installed it
23:00 <Excessive> tis gone nowu
24:00 <tech_n9ne> Nice 
24:00 <Shadowgate> <Excessive> was attracted to the video card driver and i fucked it
25:00 <Excessive> huh?
27:00 <The_Baron> don't all talk at once
27:00 <Excessive> oh Shadowgate jus typin shit jus fo the fck of typin somethin
27:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi baron 
29:00 <The_Baron> high
29:00 <tech_n9ne> How are ya 
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah not bad
29:00 <The_Baron> though gonna have to go for a walk soon
29:00 <The_Baron> bah
29:00 <The_Baron> sold my last Q to a mate, and I thought I could get it earlier
30:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, had to wait, and almost ready to pickup
30:00 <The_Baron> *get more 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of having to walk
30:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
33:00 <Excessive> ehehe, got some Iva Davies on
33:00 <Excessive> been a while since I played his stuff
34:00 <Excessive> ooooooooooooooooooooooo
34:00 <Excessive> I can't help mahself
40:00 <ValeSaynt> WAI T
40:00 <ValeSaynt> Excessive! Like you mean, when my dick, is in your bum?
41:00 <ValeSaynt> feels grate maet
41:00 <Excessive> fck up dood or I'll fck it up fo u
46:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZolXrjGIBJs
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Russia Today anchor Abby Martin speaks out against Russian invasion of Crimea 3/3/2014 (Mar 3, 2014) 1:15 - Category: Music - 9,667 views - 2,210 likes (96%), 91 dislikes (4%)
47:00 <couleurs> abby 4 prez
47:00 <Excessive> whistle blowers get punished, not promoted 
48:00 <Serenity> CAN YOU BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY WHISTLE BABY HERE WE GO
49:00 <ValeSaynt> yo
49:00 <ValeSaynt> "Some people tell me that I need help, some people can fuck off and go to hell!"
49:00 <ValeSaynt> 4 seZzzz
49:00 <ValeSaynt> UNF
50:00 <Attila> Ain't nuthin' but a G thing. Haha.
50:00 <ValeSaynt> Motherfuckers be driving me up the walls, hopin' that i'd fall but they can lick my balls!
50:00 <Excessive> well u gottah be crazy bebeh
50:00 <Excessive> to wannah guy liek me
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fobbNO1Efo4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: burr (Mar 2, 2014) 1:36 - Category: Comedy - 14,052 views - 279 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
50:00 <couleurs> holy crap that is hilarious
51:00 <couleurs> it works a bit too well...
51:00 <ValeSaynt> Serenity, up the wall, BlackDevil, falls, couleurs paints the walls!
52:00 <ValeSaynt> is my rap
53:00 <Student> you are raped
54:00 <Excessive> rap n rape, 2 diff things Student
54:00 <Student> ha ha 
54:00 <Student> i think i understand the difference
55:00 <Student> you talk too much about engines , not much about breakes Excessive
55:00 <Excessive> so jus type somethin then ye?
55:00 <Excessive> doesn't matter waat
56:00 <Excessive> -a
56:00 <Student> *t
56:00 <Student> *g
56:00 <Excessive> so long as ur presence is known
56:00 <Student> you already corrected -a 
56:00 <Student> i do not have any idea what are you talking about Excessive
57:00 <Excessive> I said it to Saemon earlier today .......... go n buy some fish, it's gd fo ur vrain
57:00 <Excessive> brain*
57:00 <Student> may be that is true
57:00 <Student> but red meat is good for muscles
58:00 <Student> and i will tell you what i want, well i want balance between brain and muscles
58:00 <Pieter> Beddiebyes
58:00 <Excessive> no yew fckn tewl ........... I was implyin that u're "slow" ........ so ye
59:00 <[Maverick]> lesbeans 
59:00 <Student> you seem stressed Excessive, good luck 
59:00 <Student> less bin 
00:00 <Excessive> should I keep at it ............... but y would I be wantin to bring myself to ur level?
01:00 <Student> you should be writing, "rising myself to your level", that would implicate the reality better , but again you are stressed .  ;)
01:00 <Excessive> lol
02:00 <Excessive> I nearly sprayed mah screen with coffee
02:00 <Student> here you go champ 
02:00 <Student> ha ha , cool ;)
03:00 <Excessive> anyways
03:00 <Excessive> don't do that!
06:00 <Student> Q{{_Cougar_Seducer? what the hell? :P
18:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
23:00 <Excessive> I hear the sound .......... of the stranger's voices
24:00 <Excessive> I see their hungry eyyyyyyyyyyyes
24:00 <Excessive> they're hungry eys
24:00 <Excessive> +e
29:00 <CiggyButtBrain> have a cone sammy
29:00 <The_Baron> http://www.cameroid.com/t/5955723aa3e2e065445f61fb9838ee36
29:00 <The_Baron> I am
29:00 <The_Baron> my webcam is shit
29:00 <The_Baron> but this is me sniffinf a new strain I got
29:00 <The_Baron> Dominator!
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nice
30:00 <The_Baron> that be a 3 gram chunk
30:00 <The_Baron> pic does it no justice at all
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> looks thick, solid tight
30:00 <The_Baron> it aint super tight though
30:00 <The_Baron> actually cured properly
30:00 <The_Baron> and stinks like ALL fuck
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> imma forced to show off now
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i got 2 diff stashes
30:00 <CiggyButtBrain> one sec
30:00 <The_Baron> wish I could find my proper cam
31:00 <The_Baron> the crystals on this are fuckin like diamonds
31:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, "u look so messy when u dress up in reams"
31:00 <The_Baron> wha?
33:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwyit8Xz5Dc
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - Stacked Actors (Jun 16, 2008) 4:17 - Category: Music - 342,246 views - 1,111 likes (97%), 34 dislikes (3%)
35:00 <Excessive> it's in the first few lines in that ^ song The_Baron
35:00 <The_Baron> aaahhh
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> check yo pm's dawg
39:00 <Excessive> I don't think CiggyButtBrain is talkin to me, cause there's no pm's here ......... aaaaand jus in case I checked and he's ID'd so that would put that right
39:00 <Serenity> The_Baron are you talking about synthetic shit
39:00 <The_Baron> nah
39:00 <The_Baron> proper weed
39:00 <Serenity> oh good
39:00 <The_Baron> didn't u see the pic I posted?
39:00 <Serenity> nah
40:00 <Serenity> im eating dinner
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <The_Baron> http://www.cameroid.com/t/5955723aa3e2e065445f61fb9838ee36
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> nah im talkin to The_Baron
40:00 <Excessive> rite
40:00 <Serenity> that looks really really green
41:00 <ValeSaynt> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
42:00 <ValeSaynt> parkour
43:00 <Excessive> so I'mnah fckn be up all nite
43:00 <Excessive> till whenever the courier shows up tomorrow mornin
43:00 <Excessive> with mah new HDD
44:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yeah my webcam is fuckin shit
44:00 <Excessive> I went n got milk earlier so I'll have plenty of coffe
44:00 <The_Baron> all the colours are way off
44:00 <The_Baron> :/
44:00 <Excessive> e
45:00 <Attila> He looks like Tony Mokbel. 
46:00 <Attila> With his Greek wig. 
46:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
46:00 <The_Baron> gonna take that as some sort of weird compliment
46:00 <Kynetic> dont knock mokbel
46:00 <Kynetic> man was a criminal mastermind
46:00 <Attila> Who knocked Mokbel?
46:00 <Kynetic> only done by sneaky dogs
47:00 <Kynetic> whos there?
47:00 <Kynetic> oh
47:00 <Attila> Criminal Masterminds know when to quit, though. 
47:00 <The_Baron> ^^
47:00 <Attila> Don't play the game for too long. 
48:00 <Excessive> or they jus get better at it
48:00 <The_Baron> birds who fly straight, fly furthest
48:00 <Serenity> the man saw more money than any of us ever will
48:00 <The_Baron> fucking scarface shit yo
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <The_Baron> no shit
48:00 <ValeSaynt> bla
49:00 <ValeSaynt> The_Baron
49:00 <ValeSaynt> howcome you're still friends with bastardly one
49:00 <ValeSaynt> when you were talkin about sad shit
49:00 <The_Baron> coz he didn't offend me
49:00 <ValeSaynt> and he was talking over you
49:00 <The_Baron> dude, it's text
49:00 <ValeSaynt> he talked over you
50:00 <The_Baron> everyone gets time to read each others crap
50:00 <ValeSaynt> bro
50:00 <ValeSaynt> get this
50:00 <ValeSaynt> and listen
50:00 <Mew> you cant talk over people on irc LOL
50:00 <ValeSaynt> he talked over you
50:00 <The_Baron> lol exactly Mew
50:00 <ValeSaynt> for his own gain
50:00 <ValeSaynt> fk Mew
50:00 <Mew> hes trying to turn you on b1 lol
50:00 <ValeSaynt> don't listen to her
50:00 <Excessive> aye
50:00 <The_Baron> I aint getting into no ones fuckin politics tonight
50:00 <Mew> The_Baron is sane pandas
51:00 <Mew> it wont work
51:00 <ValeSaynt> nah
51:00 <ValeSaynt> not that
51:00 <ValeSaynt> you talked about you lost
51:00 <ValeSaynt> guy n shit
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah everyones lost someone
51:00 <ValeSaynt> and he talked over you
51:00 <The_Baron> holy shit ppl identify then self reflect through it
51:00 <ValeSaynt> for himself
51:00 <ValeSaynt> male himself feel sure
52:00 <Excessive> jus stfu already dude, u're at it still from last nite
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax.mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
55:00 <ValeSaynt> So Kenny sticks a rag in the gas tank lilke it ain't gonna go off!
55:00 <Excessive> ye I have that 2 Doodle .......... gd ol classic
55:00 <ValeSaynt> *boom*
56:00 <Doodle> 2right
57:00 <ValeSaynt> Doodle
57:00 <ValeSaynt> Serenity
57:00 <ValeSaynt> said
57:00 <ValeSaynt> "If you ain't, got the Doodle. don't bother!"
57:00 <ValeSaynt> :(
58:00 <Attila> hmph.
58:00 <Excessive> I also have a 16min 50 version of it Doodle ........... http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/guyQP
58:00 <Attila> I'm going to go piss on a tree.
59:00 <Mew> Attila you badass motherfucker
59:00 <ValeSaynt> okay, motor mouth
59:00 <Mew> do a kindy piss
59:00 <Attila> want a swordfight?
00:00 <Mew> my sword is a ham wallet
00:00 <Mew> :(
00:00 <ValeSaynt> Outh've be.
03:00 <Attila> nah, I'm not THAT bad. I don't get in much trouble. I'm just a bit of a sociopath. 
03:00 <Excessive> talkin abt wallets
03:00 <CannibalClown> cock socket
04:00 <Excessive> I have 43k coins on the other machine
04:00 <Excessive> so far
15:00 <ValeSaynt> Attila
15:00 <ValeSaynt> who are you
15:00 <ValeSaynt> you still would say you know me right?
15:00 <ValeSaynt> you always do.
16:00 <Attila> No. I have no idea who you are. 
16:00 <ValeSaynt> wtf
16:00 <ValeSaynt> now, you dont
16:00 <Attila> I mean, I think you're panda's, but anyway. 
16:00 <ValeSaynt> yer
16:00 <ValeSaynt> I am, Pandas
16:00 <Attila> That's about all I know. 
16:00 <ValeSaynt> kk
16:00 <ValeSaynt> cheers bro.
16:00 <Attila> ^^
16:00 <ValeSaynt> I'll keep that.
16:00 <ValeSaynt> no more of your shit yeah.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
17:00 <milk> hmmm
17:00 <Attila> what shit? I haven't been online for about 2 weeks. 
17:00 <ValeSaynt> lol!
17:00 <Attila> well, not on IRC. 
17:00 <ValeSaynt> ey Attila
17:00 <Attila> what?
17:00 <milk> nah mate nah, how fucken good am I? c'mon, how fucken good? Yep, fucken good
17:00 <ValeSaynt> just being friendly
17:00 <Loof> BlackDevil's retarded topics shit me
17:00 <ValeSaynt> you heard of Parkour?
17:00 <Loof> such a fuckwit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> everything shits you
17:00 <Attila> nope. 
17:00 <ValeSaynt> oh
18:00 <ValeSaynt> look it up bro
18:00 <Loof> nearly
18:00 <ValeSaynt> wicked shit
18:00 <ValeSaynt> my best mate called me n said about how she is doing this now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and BlackDevil is actually one of the only oppers who do shit
18:00 <ValeSaynt> just for fun, doing Parkour
18:00 <Loof> his "humor" makes me cringe
18:00 <Attila> Ah, come on, Eileen!
18:00 <ValeSaynt> I'm trying to find this vid
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what humour?
19:00 <ValeSaynt> Loof
19:00 <Loof> exactly
19:00 <ValeSaynt> throw me ome buds cunt!
19:00 <The_Baron> getyaaerncarnt!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of tht
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this batch is better
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's exactly what you have
20:00 <The_Baron> yay
21:00 <ValeSaynt> I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS
21:00 <ValeSaynt> M I L K Y BOOBIES
21:00 <ValeSaynt> milkeh boobehs
21:00 <The_Baron> damn this sativaey shit, just making my mind go all over the place
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> turns me into a focused genius
21:00 <The_Baron> aint got any body stone to it though really
21:00 <The_Baron> only downer
21:00 <The_Baron> is that it's an upper
22:00 <Bastardly_One> say that again in english
22:00 <Loof> shameless seems an ok show
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I smashed the screen on my phone today
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 240 to fix
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 with a kit off ebay
23:00 <ValeSaynt> fk me
23:00 <Attila> How'd you do that?
23:00 <ValeSaynt> these guys
23:00 <ValeSaynt> use a stool thing
23:00 <Loof> i need a new screen on mine
23:00 <ValeSaynt> do trix
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dropped it for the 200th time
23:00 <ValeSaynt> cant find the youtube shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this time I guess it fell the wrong way
23:00 <Attila> =S
23:00 <ValeSaynt> is fkn mad as
23:00 <Loof> dropped it on concrete scratched the fuck out of it
23:00 <Zade> prefer U.K shameless to U.S shameless 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^^
23:00 <ValeSaynt> it's a big ass world-wide thing now
23:00 <ValeSaynt> n i dont remember the name lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, they fucked up Being Human too I reckon
23:00 <Loof> i cant stand the uk so no thanks
24:00 <megamanga> that seat thing is retarded
24:00 <The_Baron> there's a US Shameless ???
24:00 <The_Baron> oh dear god
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> on ... ummmmm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the free to air
24:00 <The_Baron> I haven't got enough palms to facepalm myself with atm
24:00 <Loof> showtime
24:00 <ValeSaynt> fuck me
24:00 <ValeSaynt> Loof
24:00 <ValeSaynt> bro
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's also on a free one
24:00 <Loof> it got awesome ratings
24:00 <ValeSaynt> this shit is so wicked, ino it's on my fb bro
24:00 <Serenity> US ruin pretty much everything they redo
24:00 <ValeSaynt> dunno how far back lol
24:00 <Serenity> have you seen their attempt at red dwarf The_Baron?
24:00 <Serenity> its awful
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's
25:00 <ValeSaynt> tryina remember what it's called
25:00 <ValeSaynt> ey sezz
25:00 <Bastardly_One> beyond awful
25:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yes I have
25:00 <The_Baron> something I wish I could unsee
25:00 <The_Baron> :S
25:00 <Serenity> awful isnt even the right word
25:00 <ValeSaynt> ashlee wants to get me to take Parkour lol
25:00 <Serenity> its fucking horrid
25:00 <ValeSaynt> :P
25:00 <Zade> they also ruined inbetweeners 
25:00 <megamanga> they tried to redo red dwarf
25:00 <The_Baron> don't get me started, I've had this rant far too many times
25:00 <megamanga> thank fuck i didnt know that
25:00 <Loof> red_dwarf is one of the few shows from the uk i like, that and young ones
25:00 <Serenity> wtf is this parkour shit? my friends kids go
25:00 <The_Baron> so I will stop myself
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the Saemon of television
25:00 <ValeSaynt> I dunno how Ashlee does it man, sezz
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it was that shit
25:00 <ValeSaynt> meets all these cool people.
25:00 <The_Baron> lol
25:00 <megamanga> they climb shit and flip over walls n shit
25:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <megamanga> aka some gay french thing
26:00 <ValeSaynt> I just need one cool person, put up with me.
26:00 <ValeSaynt> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you ohing at?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe what I am
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so tell me
26:00 <Serenity> read the convo..
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <megamanga> people can't keep up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
26:00 <The_Baron> brb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I supposedly am pain free?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> BULLSHIT!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm suing dell
27:00 <megamanga> u go girl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for having to lift there shit desktops
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *their
27:00 <Bastardly_One> two hundred tonnes of shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> with 4 bits
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh mega
28:00 <Bastardly_One> say I told you so
28:00 <Bastardly_One> because you did
28:00 <Attila> oh, man... my desktops heavy as. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> shit fucking basic
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Applications is
29:00 <megamanga> what the fuck am i reading
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Office 2013
29:00 <megamanga> speak.fucking.english
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the course is boring as batshit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there
29:00 <Bastardly_One> english
29:00 <megamanga> no shit
29:00 <megamanga> it's what happens when you don't listen and do whatever the fuck you think is great
29:00 <megamanga> :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> when do I listen?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> regretting it though
29:00 <megamanga> only when you're talking
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
30:00 <megamanga> tough it out princess
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fuck all time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and it goes pretty quick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to get into coding though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not even touching it for weeks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is web and programming then?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
31:00 <The_Baron> backalack
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is better for you Loof
32:00 <beehhh> G'day
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <willsellmybumforbongs> defo for you
32:00 <Loof> die beehhh
32:00 <beehhh> so many chicks in my class
33:00 <beehhh> 10:1
33:00 <Attila> oh, that one. 
33:00 <beehhh> Loof what are you ranting on
33:00 <Attila> yeah, I had a look. 
33:00 <beehhh> John evens in here
33:00 <Loof> beehhh smells like stale piss and he's cool with that
33:00 <beehhh> yo dawg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh thank you internet
34:00 <Bastardly_One> all I have to do is change some words
34:00 <Loof> plagerising already
34:00 <beehhh> i know ur closer to CBD b1
34:00 <Loof> tsk tsk
34:00 <Bastardly_One> then fuck you bitch that doesn't believe my shoulder
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's really fucked me off
34:00 <Attila> puking up beer before class. going in with a hangover. -_-
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in the first week
34:00 <beehhh> lol Loof is an emo gay
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's fine with everyone else
34:00 <Serenity> but im aaa crepeeee
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she has an attitude with me
34:00 <Serenity> im a weirdoughhhh
34:00 <[Maverick]> JUST GO GEt PUT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MISERY Bastardly_One
34:00 <Serenity> what the hell am i doughing hereeee
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what's an AILSE?
35:00 <Serenity> i donut belongg hereee
35:00 <beehhh> Loof likes to cry for himself
35:00 <The_Baron> doughing to get a doughnut then Serenity
35:00 <The_Baron> ?
35:00 <[Maverick]> Loof is a champ
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up Mav
35:00 <Loof> cheers bro :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and what was I gonna say I forgot this morning
35:00 <[Maverick]> bite me fossil
35:00 <beehhh> Malvern
35:00 <beehhh> Taveren
35:00 <Bastardly_One> about who you might of seen
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me who you saw
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll compare
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yet you did miss out on GWAR hard
35:00 <[Maverick]> s
36:00 <beehhh> 7 years ago donkey
36:00 <[Maverick]> everyone knows I have only recently got into them 
36:00 <[Maverick]> sooooooo 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> your main choice though
36:00 <[Maverick]> not really a big loss ;) 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> really spun me out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think you'd be that "commercial"
36:00 <beehhh> donkey years ago
36:00 <Bastardly_One> even though they do put on a good show
36:00 <Serenity> wow
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <beehhh> chuf is not good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we're civil between fights
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we just fight a lot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> at the wow
37:00 <beehhh> n then i got high
37:00 <beehhh> spicey food no good
38:00 <Loof> might eat a 30cm salami
38:00 <Attila> m|m -E
38:00 <Loof> god taht  sounded gay
38:00 <beehhh> subways are cool
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you are gay
38:00 <[Maverick]> the only reason why I wanted to see them was because of their live show 
38:00 <[Maverick]> that's it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah
38:00 <beehhh> there used to be one downstrairs from my campus in building 108 RMIT, lt burke rd behind target
38:00 <[Maverick]> I am stoked I got to see Green Day 
38:00 <The_Baron> their music is grrreat though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you've not seen most of who you saw
38:00 <[Maverick]> Korn 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember now
38:00 <[Maverick]> etc 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I remember fuck ya
39:00 <beehhh> Loof never been there
39:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah cause I was delayed 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you hardly saw shit until then
39:00 <[Maverick]> etc 
39:00 <beehhh> etc
39:00 <[Maverick]> I don't give a fuck 
39:00 <beehhh> ranting on
39:00 <Bastardly_One> coming down eh?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> val crash?
39:00 <[Maverick]> nah 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <[Maverick]> pffft
39:00 <beehhh> skank of a joint
39:00 <[Maverick]> ive been rooting my tits off 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a cunt the next day on them
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
39:00 <beehhh> i kicked a huge bug
39:00 <[Maverick]> and about to head out in a couple of hours 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> someone has to do it for everyone else
39:00 <beehhh> it stopped ranting
40:00 <beehhh> eye balled  me cunt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so, it's your yearly leaving the house week?
40:00 <[Maverick]> ? 
40:00 <[Maverick]> yeah nice try. 
40:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh you cunt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
40:00 <beehhh> did u see the croc get eaten by huge phyton
40:00 <[Maverick]> goose.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded good at the time
40:00 <Loof> b1 why you being a cunt?
40:00 <ValeSaynt> mav
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not
41:00 <ValeSaynt> :P
41:00 <[Maverick]> the only thing sounding good right now is you deep throating a shotgun 
41:00 <ValeSaynt> PM
41:00 <beehhh> be nice to him
41:00 <Serenity> and stop leaving your clothes here [Maverick] or ill start charging you for washing powder
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... never happening
41:00 <Maurice> Don't forget to charge for water and wear and tear on your machine
41:00 <Attila> hm. 
41:00 <beehhh> market on commercial rd i used visit there and xchange bar
41:00 <beehhh> full of homo
42:00 <Serenity> i get a $2 allowance from work for that Maurice LOL
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
42:00 <Excessive> u have a cover charge fo yo visitors Serenity?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because they're gay bars idiot
42:00 <Serenity> wot
42:00 <beehhh> u werent even married back then
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah but I imagine [Maverick]s bodily fluids to be like clag
42:00 <beehhh> Loof & Maurice
42:00 <Bastardly_One> could be why they were homo city ... they're gay clubs
42:00 <Attila> BYO boys. 
42:00 <Maurice> What
42:00 <beehhh> Zorbos n revolver
42:00 <Loof> b1 stop being so predjudice you gay bashing homo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Zorbas
43:00 <[Maverick]> sometimes when she can't be bothered doing the washing.. I have to do a load by hand :( 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wog dance music night
43:00 <Serenity> ;)
43:00 <Maurice> 'washing'
43:00 <Bastardly_One> revolver wouldn't let you in
43:00 <Attila> where was your killers that kill that?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to go there
43:00 <[Maverick]> but I am nice and deposit it in her hair so she has hair like edward scissorhands in the morning 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they had taste
43:00 <beehhh> he fits right at collingwood's wellington st bar
43:00 <Serenity> LOL
43:00 <Loof> revolver on chapel street
43:00 <beehhh> threeface
43:00 <Loof> love that joint
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 faces
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's on Peel St
44:00 <Bastardly_One> get it right
44:00 <Excessive> a load by hand
44:00 <beehhh> nah bro point in albert parks is the place
44:00 <Maurice> If you put cum in my hair, you'd have balls that looked like they lost a fight to Edward Scissorhands in the morning
44:00 <beehhh> 'the point'
44:00 <Bastardly_One> at the Glass House
44:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be at the Peel
44:00 <The_Baron> lol
44:00 <beehhh> damn nigga then flyway to geelong
44:00 <beehhh> over the westgate
44:00 <beehhh> all the way to twelve apitsoles
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nokick ban him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> then he can talk to himself
45:00 <Serenity> kiss my arse
45:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
45:00 <beehhh> there were 11 what happened to one?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant to say please
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tired
45:00 <beehhh> we stood together in a peaceful evening in year 1998
47:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6683Xeg-0
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Great Ocean Road, Australia (Oct 27, 2009) 2:32 - Category: Travel and Events - 60,708 views - 147 likes (94.8%), 8 dislikes (5.2%)
47:00 <Attila> Yeah, I bet I would. 
47:00 <Attila> >.>
50:00 <Excessive> beehhh, were ur parents drunk when they made u? .......... like u know that drunken sex and impregnation leads to defects in the child ye?!
50:00 <Attila> I think that's a different stage in pregnancy. 
50:00 <[Maverick]> mine were... I am 1/4 kiwi 1/4 south african 1/4 pom and 1/4 french 
50:00 <[Maverick]> left overs from a wild orgy 
50:00 <Serenity> i think his mother was smoking meth or jacking up H when he was conceived
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToJI-QqrCxA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Raglan Positive Perspective - Laird Hamilton Foils Raglan (May 1, 2012) 2:16 - Category: Travel and Events - 19,836 views - 48 likes (96%), 2 dislikes (4%)
51:00 <beehhh> must be my parents were
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this song ... The_Baron ... lyrical genius
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNrS9Ot0wu4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Revolver Magazine Exclusive - Steel Panther "The Shocker" (Oct 15, 2012) 4:28 - Category: Music - 63,663 views - 446 likes (98.5%), 7 dislikes (1.5%)
52:00 <Attila> oh, I think I'm going to puke at this Michael Hutchence regurgitation. 
52:00 <[Maverick]> Steel Panther were good... 1st album 
52:00 <[Maverick]> then they turned shit 
52:00 <Serenity> WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWW
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the second album is better
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but did you get to see them at all?
52:00 <[Maverick]> they need to go back to doing glam metal covers on the strip 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they were good ...
53:00 <[Maverick]> good for you 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the latest coming out isn't the best
53:00 <[Maverick]> I am still in cloud 9 from seeing Green Day. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think the second is better than the first
53:00 <[Maverick]> so lick my rusty sherrifs badge 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that surprises me no end
53:00 <Bastardly_One> still
54:00 <Bastardly_One> each time you say it
54:00 <Serenity> why would it suprise you? lol you dont know him
54:00 <beehhh> and me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
54:00 <Bastardly_One> his links are more
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not a green day fan
54:00 <Bastardly_One> put it that way
54:00 <[Maverick]> I grew up in my teens skating to Noey and Green Day 
54:00 <beehhh> the wall you created  btw us wasnt there
54:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
54:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1379913_739579579408623_1335465839_n.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> plus that'd be punk to most "kids"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
55:00 <Attila> Green day. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Attila
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah *shrugs*
55:00 <[Maverick]> yeah fuck off Attila
55:00 <[Maverick]> they are awesome showmen.. 
55:00 <[Maverick]> they write some fucking good songs. 
55:00 <Attila> heh. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah showmen
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the talent is lacking
55:00 <[Maverick]> so bite my shiny *burps* metal ass 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome songs?
55:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
55:00 <Attila> Keep dreaming, Maverick. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> say that again
55:00 <Serenity> lol first time [Maverick]'s been called a kid this century
55:00 <[Maverick]> I like to see you get up and play for 3 hours cunts 
56:00 <[Maverick]> actually 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> did that once ... it's fucking exhausting playing an hour
56:00 <Attila> You've got a homosexual agenda, you've been making propositions to all the boys. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention 3 of the cunts
56:00 <[Maverick]> GO WRITE A ROCK OPERA AND COME BACK TO MEEEE
56:00 <The_Baron> I'd love to torture an audience for 3 hours
56:00 <The_Baron> :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha @ rock opera
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you call that a rock opera?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
56:00 <The_Baron> it's fucking face slapping cock rock
56:00 <[Maverick]> dude 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Tism's 2pot Screamer opera
57:00 <Bastardly_One> is quality
57:00 <The_Baron> mm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to that ... "opera"
57:00 <Attila> Name a well written Green day song. 
57:00 <Attila> I want to know. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *pissing myself laughing*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> too funny
57:00 <Bastardly_One> go see real power pop
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Descendents
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and say
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5jfDJ5MJk
58:00 <[Maverick]> blink 182 
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Surfing with Mick Fanning - Red Bull Future Surf Camp 2012 Australia - Ep 1 (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
58:00 <[Maverick]> another top band 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Green Day ripped them off
58:00 <Bastardly_One> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
58:00 <Bastardly_One> talentless
58:00 <Attila> Their lips are moving, but it's just cliche vapid punk. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who say the Descendents are an influence
58:00 <The_Baron> lol
58:00 <Attila> You know, some overused punk anthems.
58:00 <Excessive> http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/pASle
58:00 <Bastardly_One> know what the descendents think of that?
59:00 <[Maverick]> every musician is influenced by another artist regardless 
59:00 <[Maverick]> so your point is moot 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're embarrassed
59:00 <Attila> I WANNA BE THE MINORITY! I DON'T NEED YOUR AUTHORITY!
59:00 <[Maverick]> so 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're actually embarrassed
59:00 <[Maverick]> catchy phrases 
59:00 <[Maverick]> good singalong 
59:00 <[Maverick]> wooo 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> such a shit band calls them an influence
59:00 <[Maverick]> you're just jealous you didn't come up with it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you want catchy power pop?
59:00 <Attila> Neither did they. 
59:00 <Attila> :)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
59:00 <Attila> heh. 
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