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00:00 <Mayhem> suck my butt, i am going
03:00 <peace> fucken optus ripping me off
03:00 <Serenity> .
03:00 <peace> fuck adsl 1 speeds on 2+
03:00 <peace> they gonna get ask nicely to fix it
04:00 <Serenity> -.-
04:00 <simba> 4:1)
04:00 <peace> been ripping me off for 4 years
04:00 <megamanga> im getting nbn
04:00 <megamanga> niggas
05:00 <Serenity> oooyes
05:00 <megamanga> 2tb + voip and no phone line because yolo
06:00 <Serenity> #YOLO
07:00 <DemonsRun> #SWAGGER
07:00 <megamanga> swag overload
08:00 <Serenity> i refuse to believe everyone in here got lives. Where is everyone
08:00 <megamanga> asleep or wanking prolly
08:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft is like, dead like
09:00 <megamanga> im always here when im at work
09:00 <DemonsRun> Get home from work, no one to talk to :(
09:00 <megamanga> everyone else i know has good jobs
09:00 <Serenity> the work during the day type?
09:00 <megamanga> the people who get a good 9 - 5 job
09:00 <megamanga> i hate those people, but i also hate people
09:00 <megamanga> so night shift it is
10:00 <DemonsRun> I have my fingers crossed for one of those jobs
10:00 <DemonsRun> But the two I have atm will suffice
12:00 <megamanga> 2 jobs fuck if i had 2 jobs id be on easy street
12:00 <DemonsRun> How so
12:00 <megamanga> i'd beon 120k a year
12:00 <DemonsRun> That'd be nice
12:00 <megamanga> so easy street
13:00 <druff> anyone got drew carey glasses for sale?
13:00 <DemonsRun> The bf used to be on 160k a year
13:00 <megamanga> ill let you give me a wristy for 50 bucks
13:00 <megamanga> will that suffie?
13:00 <megamanga> suffice
13:00 <DemonsRun> Gave it up for a family
13:00 <DemonsRun> God it was nice
13:00 <megamanga> id never give it up
14:00 <DemonsRun> We got out of hospital & by 5pm that night the company had called with booked flights. He said no, gimme a couple weeks, they couldn't wait so he passed it up.
15:00 <megamanga> this is why i dont want kids
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooop teevee sucks
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> might watch Halloween 3 tho never seen it
15:00 <DemonsRun> Oh a couple more weeks would have been great & he would have gone back
15:00 <DemonsRun> Opportunity had passed
15:00 <DemonsRun> Keep begging him to go back haha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouold be a veetle app for xbox :/
16:00 <Serenity> fuck id sell my kids for a 160k job
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <DemonsRun> Haha ikr
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> then buy them back!
17:00 <Serenity> you'd get owned by tax though
18:00 <DemonsRun> Wasn't bad tho
18:00 <megamanga> not really
18:00 <DemonsRun> 2500 min a week take home
18:00 <megamanga> no worse than a 100k income
18:00 <Serenity> lush
18:00 <DemonsRun> Every 5th week off
18:00 <DemonsRun> Min 1200 for that week
18:00 <megamanga> i work 4 on 4 off, thats enough for me
18:00 <DemonsRun> He was 4/1
19:00 <DemonsRun> Said he'd jump at it if he found a 2/1 or 3/1
19:00 <megamanga> 4 days on 4 off :P
20:00 <megamanga> Skirmish:  PandasDontDrive  said you're a shit cunt
21:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
21:00 <megamanga> i tend to agree
21:00 <megamanga> what say you
21:00 <Skirmish> I say you need to find someone with a lot more standing within the irc community to say something negative about me before I would be inclined to care. 
22:00 <DemonsRun> Lmfao
22:00 <megamanga> thats a fair call
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
22:00 <DemonsRun> I like that answer
22:00 <megamanga> skirmish said you're a shitcunt PandasDontDrive 
22:00 <Skirmish> Panda is barely a step above the junkies like Pieter and Chris. How the hell would something he says have any impact at all? 
23:00 <megamanga> smash him
24:00 <Skirmish> There seems to be a line for people that want to do that. 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu Skirmish
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt say shit about you so piss off 
24:00 <DemonsRun> Liar
25:00 <Serenity> [9:21pm] <Skirmish> I say you need to find someone with a lot more standing within the irc community to say something negative about me before I would be inclined to care. - like me?
25:00 <Serenity> its me isnt it?
25:00 <Serenity> its me guys
25:00 <DemonsRun> Selfish much?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im cookin veg
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> YEAH TAKE THAT
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> n stuff
58:00 <doctor> Austnet, please don't
58:00 <doctor> We love you man
58:00 <SeZz> phew
58:00 <SeZz> i was stuck over there with saemon
59:00 <doctor> I'm not sure if you were missing much
59:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bitch
59:00 <Serenity> i dont mind missing anything i just didnt want to be alone with saemon
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> halloween 3 is on!
00:00 <megamanga> hey saemon is a stand up loke
00:00 <megamanga> bloke
00:00 <megamanga> top kek
00:00 <Serenity> iev been busy all day did they find that missing plane yet?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'll come back when it's ready
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave it alone
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> LEAVE PLANE ALONE!
02:00 <Serenity> did it have a fight with its parents
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it didn't want to go home to shitty Malaysia
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <Serenity> dont blame it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:00 <PandasDontDrive>  I don't mind flying, but I'd prefer not to
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides, you breathe are taken in from the engines
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh hang on
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's polluted
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Vietnam has found a signal
04:00 <Serenity> black box?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell them to get back into their underground tunnels and stfu.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
05:00 <Bastardly_One> reading
05:00 <Serenity> ive never flown tbh
05:00 <megamanga> neither
05:00 <megamanga> id rather go in the leb747
05:00 <Bastardly_One> might be covering old news as it got lost between vietnam and Malaysia
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> boat
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like boats
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> feels like you're going somewhere
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the initial report
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah well
06:00 <megamanga> haha we used to fang it in cousins tinny
06:00 <Serenity> boat make me see sick -.-
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I only just woke from a nap as you asked
06:00 <megamanga> fuck it was fun
06:00 <Serenity> sea*
06:00 <Serenity> ffs
06:00 <megamanga> i dont ge motion sickness or heights or shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that ferry from Sorrento to Queenscliffe
06:00 <Serenity> be thankful its horrible
06:00 <megamanga> im surprised, the rest of the famly do
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> they need to make better maps for planes then
07:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if a cruise would be te same
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *the
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> pave a few roads
07:00 <Serenity> i got sea sick standing on a floating jetty the other week
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing like driving across country in a plane
07:00 <megamanga> haha
07:00 <megamanga> i usually fish on a floating jetty
07:00 <megamanga> its relaxing
07:00 <Serenity> thats what we were doing lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i dont get motion sickness
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
07:00 <megamanga> oh well berly
07:00 <Serenity> i had to get off and stand on the sand
07:00 <megamanga> berley
07:00 <Bastardly_One> crimea war all over again
07:00 <megamanga> crimea river
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yah ... plane
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> crimera's 60 percent russian
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not politics
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *keeps lookin'*
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> let 'em have it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they want to be russian too
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> those two countries have been at war for centuries
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the US says nuh ... we're busy using it to meddle
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't have it
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the UK etc threatening to boycott the olympics because of that stupid rule
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> while the US are still in conflict in Afghanistan
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> hypocrites
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony is the sanctions of the US
09:00 <Bastardly_One> with anyone that meddles
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> the US can fuck off already :/
09:00 <Bastardly_One> are they gonna sanction themselves then?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no Democracy in the US
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the plane! the plane!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just a word
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I forget the famous quote about the two parties.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol b1
10:00 <Bastardly_One> don't start me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE PLANE NAM! THE PLANE!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can go on abou geopolitics for the next week
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's gone to fantasy island
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the plane
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <megamanga> theyre now going to star in lost
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> or Sam L Jackson DEEP BLUE SEA
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> one of the best surprise deaths ever!
11:00 <Serenity> naw im being smooched by my pussy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or what's that movie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> any cool surprise movies deaths ya can think of?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot like Lost?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> mega?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> how about the chest burster in ALIEN
11:00 <Bastardly_One> except they eat each other
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh mean
11:00 <Bastardly_One> man too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the first time I saw aliens
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was a kid at the movies
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehe
11:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't eat spaghetti forever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but the guy busting scene
12:00 <Bastardly_One> scared the fuck out of me
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, it's my fourth fav in the series
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Gut
12:00 <megamanga> excuse me
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah as a kid it was scary
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no guy
12:00 <megamanga> i eat spaghetti forever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... couldn't eat shit out of a bowl for ages
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> why?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that scared the living shit out of me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that scene
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Fork." "Fuck/
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget the scene
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just eating ... and an alien is in his food
13:00 <Bastardly_One> eats it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it burst out of him
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow, I don't remember that
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> in Aliens
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Alien
13:00 <Bastardly_One> first one
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh you mean Alien
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yeah so good
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyway
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the plane doesn't appear to be found yet
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> great Horror that one
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Malaysian terrorists have got it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> turns up next week in some jungle
14:00 <Bastardly_One> with a 20 million ransom
15:00 <megamanga> they usually get ships
15:00 <Bastardly_One> usually
15:00 <megamanga> mostly have aks
15:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a nice surprise kind of
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
15:00 <megamanga> jewish airlines are putting lasers on their passenger jets
16:00 <megamanga> pew pew
16:00 <chineseman> hi
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> then in 8 months Hollywood will bang out a film about it
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> with Russell Crowe
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> as 'Asian Guy'
16:00 <Bastardly_One> being rambo
16:00 <megamanga> asian goy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> one man saves a plane
16:00 <Bastardly_One> M8, I'm comin' for you!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like rambo vs Murdoch
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fightin' with Tug along the way
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> tugga?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm dunno if i should eat rice
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a huge bowl of veg but the rice is almost done.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I would
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm always hungry
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 24/7
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i love rice on its own
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and veg on their own
18:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
18:00 <Bastardly_One> are you around?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if so you can explain this update
18:00 <Serenity> you're always hungry but you hate the taste of food? tahts gotta suck
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it does Serenity
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bad
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so sick of the same foods it's not funny
19:00 <megamanga> maybe try not to be a bland cunt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't work man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just vomit it ... too ruined
20:00 <megamanga> so you're a vagina now?
20:00 <Serenity> sounds like a neurotic disorder
20:00 <megamanga> ^
20:00 <Serenity> excuse me megamanga i find that offensive
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what a couple of people think and so did I
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently not
20:00 <megamanga> softcock then
20:00 <megamanga> and your offense only makes my dick harder
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all in themind
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well no fucking shit it's in the mind
20:00 <Serenity> um
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently I've no actual disorder
21:00 <megamanga> according to who
21:00 <megamanga> your psuedo scientific friend?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> three seperate specialists
21:00 <megamanga> neurosis then
21:00 <megamanga> man up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> went through this as a kid
21:00 <megamanga> batty boy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do suffer anxiety disorder ... a form of neurosis
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My old man is convinced
22:00 <Bastardly_One> to this day they've got it wrong
22:00 <megamanga> is he convinced you're a neurotic soft cock
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:00 <megamanga> so am i
23:00 <megamanga> man up and eat a fuckin steak
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha heaps good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'd love to
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a trailer on tele in Halloween III for the original
23:00 <simba> 4:1)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> except I'll vomit it
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice tie in
23:00 <Serenity> oh god i want a med/rare steak
23:00 <Serenity> top with calamari and sweet chilli sauce
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yo simba
23:00 <megamanga> im gonna go home and cook one with pepper corns
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is that update?
23:00 <megamanga> at 6am
23:00 <Serenity> with a big fuck off green salad and balsamic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see the new weapon but the properties to buy?
24:00 <simba> i have absolutely no idea
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know what I'm on about though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw ya there
24:00 <Serenity> im hard core im playing cookie clicker
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <simba> the game updated again yesterday
24:00 <megamanga> http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/46963290.jpg
24:00 <[Maverick]> lol @ neurotic soft cock who thinks he is a dom.. 
25:00 <[Maverick]> HA HA HA HA 
25:00 <megamanga> if i could use the work network id be playing world of tanks
25:00 <megamanga> pew pew
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you two anything better to do?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid question I guess
26:00 <megamanga> don't you?
26:00 <megamanga> there's your answer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not making fun of people's quirks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> there's your answer
26:00 <megamanga> it's not a quirk
27:00 <simba> megamanga isnt paying n e 1 out
27:00 <Serenity> i have to smell my food before i eat it
27:00 <Serenity> thats a quirk
27:00 <megamanga> i need to see it wiggle
27:00 <megamanga> that's a quirk
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can taste smells
27:00 <simba> i want 2 smell u
27:00 <Serenity> i bet simba smells like a warm hug
27:00 <megamanga> everyone can taste smells, it's how we taste
27:00 <megamanga> i smell like an over sauced kebab
28:00 <simba> Like warm apple pie.
28:00 <megamanga> guess i should find something better to do for 40 minutes 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm nostamini
28:00 <Serenity> i feel like salami
28:00 <Bastardly_One> puree works on certain things
28:00 <megamanga> i told the mrs to get some salami
29:00 <megamanga> she comes home with 500grams
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana greek sausage
29:00 <Maurice> YOU LOOK LIKE CABANOSSI TITS
29:00 <Bastardly_One> half of it is texture related
29:00 <megamanga> the fuck am i gonna do with half a kilo of salami
29:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP RALPH
29:00 <megamanga> id titfuck her in the ass
29:00 <megamanga> that's a quirk
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat it cunt
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> put it in pasta
29:00 <megamanga> i might shred it up and make a pasta sauce
29:00 <simba> sopcast ftw
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> shred it up
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye haha
30:00 <megamanga> i'll just put it in everything
30:00 <megamanga> including my ass
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n cereal
31:00 <megamanga> salami filled wheat puffs, genius
31:00 <megamanga> i bet wogs would still buy it
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> theyre idiots
33:00 <doctor> milk
33:00 <doctor> any news from the twilight zone?
33:00 <milk> hi
33:00 <milk> nah
34:00 <doctor> yeah nothing here either
35:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know how the game says you can buy businesses in the update?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just like the beach bum one ... various extra shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I was confused
37:00 <Serenity> MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONYYY
37:00 <simba> ah yea
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had a gta update, updated, then i took the disc out 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fun session
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the purple one was the best
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I'm not gay
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I just know gay things
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My Little Pony I'm on about
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol pandas
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had a my little pony
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> think it was purple
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was ace
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh spew
43:00 <Serenity> did you see the cake we made on fb PandasDontDrive?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Wendy Hughes died
43:00 <Bastardly_One> at 61
44:00 <Bastardly_One> great aussie actress
45:00 <Bastardly_One> CiggyButtBrain
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hullo
45:00 <doctor> i've seen that name before on tf2
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> havent played tf2 for ages
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> and under a diff name
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> so not me
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> wots goin on
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not a lot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the beanbag got me again
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunt of a thing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> has a nap spell on it
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> haha
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> my futon has the same
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> got up around 11pm
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gotta go to Melbourne today
47:00 <peace> why
47:00 <Bastardly_One> pretend to enjoy an EDM crowd
47:00 <peace> lol
47:00 <CiggyButtBrain> a gig?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and smooze all day
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... deadmau5, Knife Party, etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta meet joel (the mau5 at his hotel at 10:30am)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so leave here about 8:30 I suppose
49:00 <peace> speaking of music b1
49:00 <peace> made a 140 techno song today
49:00 <peace> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/eg0
49:00 <Bastardly_One> your's is shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not clicking
49:00 <peace> noits not
50:00 <Bastardly_One> man
50:00 <peace> u should actually just listen my whole soundcloud from start b4 u judge
50:00 <Bastardly_One> why doesn't he make shit like this anymore
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QY087RDlxg
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am baiting you
50:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity
50:00 <Serenity> hello this is Serenity how can I help you
51:00 <peace> a root?
51:00 <peace> rofl
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> at 12:55am The True Story episode is about the real story behind Scream.
51:00 <Serenity> :O
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> on ABC2
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it was too
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've already seen it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate is watching cleopatra
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> man I hate elizabeth taylor
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> except for in Little Women
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she shits me too
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i ate too much lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> looking forward to this live today though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this goes off live
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in a big way
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpo-W5jn4xY
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yay! no BlackDevil ... means none of his links
54:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder who he's spamming
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon on the other side probably
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got this on, http://veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4b7a4cc2adb36/1aa143b0cfaffdd59cf773f12dc76d62 doco on New York, 1800s n shit
56:00 <Serenity> god damn it why are these things on so late when i need to get up early
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick Stacey Nelkin in halloween 3 is so so so so fkn hot
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the hair :/
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh it's covering that shit that happened in Gangs Of New York now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Bonny
06:00 <peace> bon bon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> tht fucking bitch
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks arse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *shooshes*
06:00 <Bonny> sure do.. :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hiya
06:00 <Bonny> phear the bitch
06:00 <Bonny> yo
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gotta be at the sofitel at the top of Collins at 10:30
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna suck
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> well anyway sezz
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> the killer that inspired scream
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> was inspired by the exorcist 3
12:00 <Serenity> oh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> the true story episode on scream isnt as good as the other The True Story, simply because scream is so different from the actual case
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5 students were murdered irl but the guy didnt go around with some halloween mask and he didnt call them etc
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> he robbed a bank irl too
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its a pretty shit episode ur not going to miss anything lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> youtube it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tomorrow or something
15:00 <Bastardly_One> True Stories is always hit and miss
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dog owners can relate to this
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1978859_892733584089429_795301567_n.jpg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/perth-twins-anna-and-lucy-decinque-share-boyfriend-and-have-plastic-surgery-to-look-identical/story-fnjck634-1226848828954
19:00 <megamanga> fucken hell
20:00 <megamanga> turn the light off 
20:00 <doctor> i'd pity them but what would be the point?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
20:00 <megamanga> pre surgery that fella would be lucky as fuck
20:00 <megamanga> now they're disgusting
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
21:00 <Serenity> they look like something from an acid trip
21:00 <Serenity> mann dem lipz
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the eyes
21:00 <megamanga> like i said, pre surgery what a lucky cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the everything
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> tend to agree
22:00 <megamanga> i wonder if he got them to eat each other out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> except 3 ways always end in bloodshed
22:00 <megamanga> its the incest triangle of every neckbeards dreams
22:00 <Serenity> not always
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mega
22:00 <Serenity> eating out your sister is like drinking light beer. Tastes the same, but its just not right
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not always but a lot of the time even if taken really casual
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
23:00 <Bastardly_One> charming
23:00 <megamanga> that got me rock hard
23:00 <Serenity> loool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mega
23:00 <CannibalClown> :}
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> one day ill master time travel
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and go back to 1991
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> 90s <3
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they were the most enjoyable recent decade
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> or maybe back 80s when lost boys or young guns came out ehehe
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tend to agree
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I lived the 80s
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they were fucked up
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer as a child it wasnt bad
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as a teenager they weren't really bad either
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but in hindsight ... real fucked up
25:00 <Serenity> loool
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the second half
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> general ass monkey
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's great
25:00 <Bonny> got him banned in my channel too lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was about to say
26:00 <Serenity> pretty sure hes banned everywhere
26:00 <megamanga> hes a winner in my books
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we get him raging still hard
26:00 <megamanga> love you screwss
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a good sleep guys when you do sleep
26:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF MEGA
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima sleep on the couch for a bit eheh
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwa
26:00 <Bastardly_One> later Pandas
26:00 <megamanga> if you had a sistr i would
26:00 <megamanga> *sister
26:00 <megamanga> identical at that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <megamanga> ahurrrr
26:00 <megamanga> wingardium leviosahhhhh
27:00 <Serenity> its levi-oooohhh- sah not levio-sar!
27:00 <megamanga> sahhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <megamanga> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to go Suicide Girl looking or something now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> those twins have scared my eyes
27:00 <megamanga> you gonna rub it to that midget suicide girl?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd ya know?
28:00 <megamanga> im an internet doctor and expert on neurosis
28:00 <Serenity> hnnggarr
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Countessa ... aka Charolette supposedly has a new set out ... might be good for a perve
29:00 <Bastardly_One> aussie SG from Canberra that has the nerdy thing goin' on
29:00 <megamanga> torrent it all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no need
29:00 <megamanga> they have a play cabaret thing here atm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> free membership
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... touring
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds a bit shit this year
30:00 <megamanga> if i wanted to see some scrag dressed up as r2d2 i'd go to comicon
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds a really shit theme this year
30:00 <Bastardly_One> cosplay is about 2 yrs ago
30:00 <Serenity> i just want a pilow thats shaped like a giant rack
30:00 <Serenity> and feels like it
30:00 <megamanga> i want a lap pillow
30:00 <Serenity> with real suckable nipples
30:00 <megamanga> so i can have the warm embrace o a womans lap.... *cries
31:00 <Bastardly_One> patent that shit Serenity
31:00 <Bastardly_One> before the japanese release it
31:00 <megamanga> too late
31:00 <Bastardly_One> probably is too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't surprise me if they have 'em in the slightest
32:00 <megamanga> so i googled tit pillow
32:00 <megamanga> http://thepleat.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WTFWed_Ksh_062211.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
32:00 <megamanga> i can do that for a chick for free...
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know huh?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> same concept as weirdos who wear their bra to bed I guess
33:00 <Serenity> ..
34:00 <megamanga> that's not weird
34:00 <simba> u mean women
34:00 <megamanga> for a man yes...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> apaprently those things do this
35:00 <Bastardly_One> pillow bra reduces & prevents decolletage wrinkles
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and are worldwide
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit ya learn on the net huh?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> simba you gonna watch Palace and Southampton?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> has the potential to be a good game
40:00 <simba> im jus watchin cardiff - fulham atm
40:00 <simba> cos sopcast was knocked offline 4 me
41:00 <simba> soton r winning 42nd minute
43:00 <simba> gone back 2 bayern
46:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cbfed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna watch the second half of Palace and SH
46:00 <Bastardly_One> firstrow is being shit
47:00 <simba> southampton will win
47:00 <Bastardly_One> surely
47:00 <simba> try this 1
47:00 <MzBigHeart31> evening everyone
47:00 <simba> http://www.wiziwig.tv/competition.php?part=sports&competitionid=2&discipline=football
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
47:00 <Bastardly_One> might be Dildo ... I mean Dodo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but cheers
48:00 <simba> if u download sopcast u can then use the sopcast links which (sometimes) go 2 hi quality streams like this bayern one i have but sometimes they are pulled down
48:00 <simba> but its the best option
49:00 <simba> but i always get Russian commentary!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I remember you saying forever ago
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I get that on link 2 or 3 on firstrow all the time
49:00 <simba> the good english linx were down forever
49:00 <MzBigHeart31> anyone up for a chat????
49:00 <megamanga> do you have big tits to go with that big heart
49:00 <simba> hi Mz Big HeaRt
50:00 <simba> do U do BiG FaRt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen peace
50:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, peace ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 31 minutes ago (09.03. 01:19) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 24 minutes there.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:47am]   »» join MzBigHeart31 ([email protected]) [Australia
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dun dun dun DUN * cue suspicious music*
51:00 <simba> Bad Wolf
52:00 <Bad^Wolf> morning beautiful people
52:00 <Bad^Wolf> and others
52:00 <megamanga>      tits
52:00 <simba> GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE 
53:00 <Bad^Wolf> tits?
53:00 <megamanga> better than mexican or spanish commentary
53:00 <megamanga> GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL for like 5 minutes
53:00 <simba> GOLE
53:00 <simba> THOMAS... MULLER
53:00 <Bastardly_One> brazil is the worse
53:00 <Bastardly_One> especially their local games
53:00 <simba> all the vuvuzelas will b back i heard them in soth africa v brasil 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he got a goal 2 mins ago
54:00 <Bastardly_One> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we fucking know ... it's up the other end now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... now my vid card is being a mole
55:00 <Bastardly_One> just crashed and saved itself
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> probably firePox
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme open it in chrome
56:00 <megamanga> open it in lynx
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
56:00 <Senpai> open it in linemode
56:00 <simba> another gole 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone suffer with FirePox seeming corrupt at present?
56:00 <Senpai> yeah
56:00 <Senpai> firefox is fucked
56:00 <Senpai> slow, buggy as shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so
57:00 <Senpai> went back to chrome
57:00 <Senpai> all good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I deleted it and reinstalled it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> still same issues
57:00 <Bastardly_One> long as it's not just me
57:00 <Bonny> night
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm happy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> night Bonny
57:00 <Bonny> :)
57:00 <simba> sif bonny and not bonnie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she's even older than I am for the record
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and Greek
58:00 <Bastardly_One> should could be your mum
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I'll get the mau5 out of my system today?
59:00 <megamanga> shes like 50
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be praying so right?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... 49 ... 50 this year I think
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol = yes?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> might make me worse
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll see
00:00 <simba> me moms 47-48
00:00 <simba> ribery gole
01:00 <simba> 3 gole in 10 min
01:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching the Palace Southampton
01:00 <Bastardly_One> why I dunno ...
02:00 <simba> is it 0-1 still
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> soon to be 0 -2 I reckon
03:00 <simba> 3,4**_fOoT_BALL_Z_o_N_e_**
03:00 <simba> soton are 7/11 english
04:00 <simba> in dat match
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and here we go
04:00 <Bastardly_One> start of the second half
04:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
04:00 <simba> ok ill waatch 2 cos bayern wrap dis up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that felt like the longest half time ever
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this has a bigger feel than it should
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
05:00 <simba> the quality on this sites way betta than firstrow
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the commentary suggests Palace have kicked arse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> go Palace *blinks*
08:00 <simba> a nice run
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn nice run
08:00 <simba> some kent from CONGO
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's english commentary
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll hear his name for 5 mins
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in a sec
09:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <simba> 10 games 2 go
10:00 <simba> chelsea - tottenham is on in one hour 20
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nice pressure
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... I'd hoping totty
11:00 <simba> a draw would b good but tottenham prob wont go there and do n e thing,,
11:00 <simba> sperz will prob lose bad
11:00 <simba> 4-1
11:00 <simba> !!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh ... but
11:00 <Bastardly_One> in my dream
11:00 <Bastardly_One> chelsea get relegated
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate them
12:00 <simba> i am hoping bayern will destroy chelsea in the champions league semis
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about you though
12:00 <simba> real will prob b in the other one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is surprising
12:00 <simba> palace have tony pulis a good man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I expected Southampton to be owning them
13:00 <simba> he will be makin em fight hard now and keep them up they will stay up
13:00 <simba> a couple of medium long time prem teams might go down,,
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shit Palace are tight today
13:00 <Bastardly_One> very impressed
14:00 <simba> c if they bring INCE on
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll find out I guess
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> call 'em all off
15:00 <simba> howard webb reffin
16:00 <simba> ultimate prik
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Palace are owning them
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... and bias I reckon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> has his favourites
17:00 <simba> lallana their captain is so good and he probably wont be going to brasil
17:00 <simba> so retardedly bad
17:00 <Bastardly_One> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see what happens here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I want Palace to at least draw now
17:00 <peace> lols
17:00 <megamanga> peace do you have big tits to go with that big heart
17:00 <peace> i am male
18:00 <megamanga> so how big are your tits?
18:00 <peace> i dont have ne
18:00 <simba> lambert had a chance 4 a bit but now sturridge is gonna be the main man... there could be half a dozen LFC players going 2 the world cup 
18:00 <megamanga> not yet
18:00 <simba> 4:1)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> suck that lambert
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fail
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Palace are pressuring awesome
18:00 <peace> silly megamanga
18:00 <Bastardly_One> will them a goal
18:00 <peace> lols
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
18:00 <megamanga> liek show us ya man tits lels
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the nick mega
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the full nick
19:00 <peace> what did u want Bastardly_One
19:00 <peace> looking for me and shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> i'm stalking you
19:00 <peace> not the first person to do so
19:00 <Bastardly_One> cleo lives upstairs right?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I live next door
20:00 <Bastardly_One> watch out cunt!
20:00 <peace> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> back to a good footy game
20:00 <peace> so fucken bored
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who comes on ya reckon simba?
21:00 <simba> they got cameron jerome 2 
21:00 <simba> palace
21:00 <simba> him and ince
21:00 <Bastardly_One> southampton
21:00 <simba> go 4 it!!!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> will be all yellow carded
21:00 <Bastardly_One> by the end of this
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <simba> soton will put Gaston on
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ya gotta admit though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we were a bit non plussed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's turned out totally different
23:00 <simba> i know palace r up for avoiding relegation 
23:00 <simba> i guess we messed up soton last week so
23:00 <simba> they r slow to get back into it ;~)
24:00 <simba> some of em just played 4 england
24:00 <peace> simba
24:00 <peace> lols
24:00 <megamanga> best
24:00 <peace> fuck 3.30 nearlly
25:00 <megamanga> 2 hours then i can fuck off home and cook a steak
25:00 <kane4668> hello
25:00 <peace> hello
25:00 <megamanga> do you fuk on first dates kane4668 ?
25:00 <peace> cook me steak megamanga
25:00 <megamanga> if you asked nicely i would have
25:00 <kane4668> depends
25:00 <peace> and fucken eggs
25:00 <megamanga> and fucken bacon moite
25:00 <peace> hehe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
26:00 <simba> here comes INCE
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you were right
26:00 <simba> how many people got dc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
26:00 <megamanga> just u 2
26:00 <megamanga> and webby for flooding
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the d/c though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nick collision
27:00 <peace> 4
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as the servers resynch
27:00 <simba> wEiRd 1
27:00 <megamanga> arise walrus
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, just the servers coming back together
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we look like a mirror kind of shit
27:00 <peace> megamanga what work do u do?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> can be random ... we got unlucky
27:00 <megamanga> im a prostitute
28:00 <peace> really
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and expensive
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> charges heaps
28:00 <megamanga> yeah 30 bucks gets sloppy 
28:00 <megamanga> hj
28:00 <peace> fuck wish i had 30$
28:00 <peace> lols
28:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> <--- charge abit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a legit challenge
29:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> when time is tuff, nothing less than $300 per 30mins
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck are you meant to stop doing that?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
29:00 <simba> they put cameron jerome on too
29:00 <simba> thats da 2 subs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you only just notice that?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah one left
29:00 <simba> they bought them in jan to be fair
29:00 <simba> obvious 1s
30:00 <simba> yes i was looking at cardiff game cos they scored again
30:00 <simba> 2-1 
30:00 <simba> fulham suk
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
30:00 <Bastardly_One> good boys
30:00 <Bastardly_One> happy about that
30:00 <simba> they r gonna get relegated with all these good players and be in a bad position like QPR
30:00 <simba> and maybe have problems
30:00 <peace> i got few pros on my fb
30:00 <peace> and strippers
31:00 <Bastardly_One> looks that way with Fulham
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
31:00 <BlackDevil> i took a multi vitamen
31:00 <BlackDevil> and now i got pimples all over my dick
32:00 <peace> rofl
32:00 <peace> use vasaline stead of margarine
32:00 <megamanga> did you insert it into the head of your wang?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> poor west brom
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a soft spot for them too
32:00 <simba> i didnt realise cardiff - fulham was the rock bottom two taems playing off
33:00 <BlackDevil> its a suppository
33:00 <megamanga> the shit teams are always the most interesting to watch
33:00 <simba> cardiff will relegate them to 4 points clear down there
33:00 <simba> yea those Relegation Scraps 
33:00 <simba> this palace team fightin 4 i t
33:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't ya?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking are they what
33:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd of thunk it?
34:00 <simba> they got 3 car diff
34:00 <simba> that could b the start of the end 4 ful ham
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you know at the end of the day though
35:00 <BlackDevil> who was on the malaysia airplane that crashed?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> all that matters is how Liverpool and Birmingham City go
35:00 <megamanga> at the end of the day you're still a gay fish
35:00 <simba> y brum
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My second team
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore them when the make prem league
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good team
36:00 <peace> now i know whats going on
36:00 <peace> i think
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if they were loaded ... the shit they could do
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my opinion
36:00 <simba> kool
37:00 <simba> they have our youngster Ibe on loan 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sure do
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're what I call the top of the 2nds
37:00 <simba> he will be a good 1 too like sterling
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they might make it to prem here and there
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but really just stay there and hold the rest up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> be good chaps
38:00 <peace> this is fried
38:00 <simba> bayern win 6-1
38:00 <simba> wat else is new
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <peace> had kfc yesterday it was shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this fucking around business on both sides at the moment
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no time for this shit off either side
40:00 <simba> soton took off lambert no 1 up there 2 work around
40:00 <simba> wheres BRITISH MEAT
40:00 <BlackDevil> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8093264384/h991A53BA/
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... indeed
41:00 <peace> ive been fooled
41:00 <peace> :(
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a fucking free
42:00 <simba> may b
42:00 <peace> if a person would pay me to have lsd i wouldnt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> defo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not maybe
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm willing a draw though
42:00 <peace> it did lots of stupid shit cause of psychedelics
43:00 <peace> gave myself some braindamge too
43:00 <peace> rofl
43:00 <simba> fuck
44:00 <peace> nah not atm
44:00 <simba> man utd - liverpool is before spurs - arsenal next weekend
44:00 <simba> balla
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's a free
44:00 <BlackDevil> ass up, pussy down
44:00 <peace> dick inserted go to town?
45:00 <simba> theyre starting torres
46:00 <Bastardly_One> say that word again
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're dead
46:00 <Bastardly_One> traitor scum
47:00 <simba> ur the 1 that loves him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not even in my most horrid nightmares
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and what good did it to the fuck?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ... really
48:00 <simba> worst move ever - comic book guy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> instant karma IMO
49:00 <BlackDevil> you know what a good movie is?
49:00 <BlackDevil> sharknado
49:00 <peace> lol
50:00 <peace> i had that once
50:00 <peace> this is to trippy
50:00 <peace> sucks i went retarded
50:00 <Bastardly_One> come on Palace!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *wills them*
51:00 <simba> preshas on
51:00 <simba> preshas off
52:00 <simba> soton are basically top of the rest of the league really
52:00 <simba> they are better than newcastle on their day
52:00 <simba> new castle r a mess
52:00 <Bastardly_One> granted
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but sincerely
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well done Palace
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I expected less
53:00 <peace> dont do lsd ever
53:00 <peace> or else u asking for trouble
53:00 <simba> holy shit barca lopst again
53:00 <Maurice> The problem with Arsenal is they always try to just walk it in
53:00 <BlackDevil> speed options
54:00 <simba> u love that 1 Maurice
54:00 <Saemon> yesssssssssssssss
54:00 <Saemon> netsplit is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
54:00 <Maurice> Which one
54:00 <Saemon> my life is back to normal :D
54:00 <simba> that line ok
55:00 <Maurice> Do you even know what it is
55:00 <simba> yeah man
55:00 <simba> i watched seasons of that show didnt really like it
55:00 <simba> plus youve said it and explains it heaps on here
56:00 <Maurice> Uh huh
57:00 <simba> its from a show called The Computer Gang
57:00 <BlackDevil> if there was a compatition on speed pooping
57:00 <BlackDevil> diarehha would win
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to say ... chocolate teddy bear biscuits are yum
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that is all
58:00 <peace> i'm scared now
58:00 <peace> this is fried
58:00 <Senpai> i ahvent had teddy bear biscuits in ages
58:00 <Senpai> thanks, now i have to buy some
58:00 <Bastardly_One> me either
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they were staring me in the face ... had to
59:00 <peace> proves i have never picked up
59:00 <Senpai> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_zzCLLRvE
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soundgarden - Spoonman (Jul 21, 2010) 4:26 - Category: Music - 2,912,647 views - 14,896 likes (98.9%), 170 dislikes (1.1%)
59:00 <peace> fucken cunts
59:00 <simba> youre fried go lay down
59:00 <BlackDevil> yea thats one of the soundgarden sons
59:00 <BlackDevil> black whole son
59:00 <BlackDevil> its the best
59:00 <BlackDevil> sun
59:00 <simba> black sun
00:00 <BlackDevil> I FIXED IT ASS
00:00 <simba> green sun
00:00 <BlackDevil> why the put the u and o next to each other
00:00 <simba> otherman
00:00 <simba> aserty kb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I so cbf'ed going to Melbourne today ... it's gonna be fun though
01:00 <peace> how come my delusions are true
01:00 <peace> ?
01:00 <peace> its fucken fried
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fried
01:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
01:00 <Senpai> because you've done one too many needles
02:00 <simba> go 2 bed
02:00 <peace> i never injected
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously bring your own shit on
02:00 <simba> ill kill u chris
02:00 <simba> kill u irl
03:00 <peace> cool simba
03:00 <simba> kill u irl
03:00 <peace> least ppl will not play tricks on me then
03:00 <simba> k_i_l_l____________u______________irl________________________________
03:00 <Senpai> simba m8 u r hardkore
04:00 <simba> r u hxc
04:00 <Senpai> ys bb
04:00 <simba> kill u 
05:00 <peace> hxc?
05:00 <Senpai> i am hxc
05:00 <peace> whats hxc
05:00 <simba> dont tell him
05:00 <simba> its something youre not allowed to know
05:00 <Senpai> i wont
05:00 <peace> his x cunt
05:00 <peace> ?
05:00 <simba> if you know.. bad things will happen
05:00 <Senpai> he's not hardkore enough
05:00 <simba> we have to keep secrets from you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> secret society shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if we tell you
06:00 <peace> this is not real
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll know when we're going to murder you
06:00 <Senpai> you are not real
06:00 <peace> like aint real nemore
06:00 <Senpai> you are a machination of the ego
06:00 <Senpai> your ego
06:00 <Senpai> you are not in control of your self
06:00 <peace> i wanta be
06:00 <Senpai> your being is an illusion
07:00 <simba> you are satan 
07:00 <peace> yep
07:00 <simba> if chris made a vine of himself commiting suicide it would still be one of the ones you just ignore and go past
08:00 <Senpai> lol a vine
08:00 <Senpai> "the rest of the shot was boring so i cut it up to show the interesting bits"
08:00 <Senpai> *needle in
08:00 <Senpai> *dead
09:00 <peace> i wanta say sorry but really should i
11:00 <simba> you should say sorry to the channel
11:00 <simba> for the years of torment
11:00 <simba> then your parents
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not playing ... he's obviously having an episode but no sympathy anymore
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he knows pot and/or drink sets it off
14:00 <simba> poor baby chrissy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> feel free to trigger him
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just not gonna
15:00 <simba> u
15:00 <peace> i remember when i was on 9 trips i went to get weed
15:00 <peace> i know everything
15:00 <peace> makes me feel worse
16:00 <Bastardly_One> chris the great orifice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> (little play on words ... the great oracle)
17:00 <Saemon> whoa cleopatra is on GEM
17:00 <Saemon> the 1960s one with liz taylor which is like 4 hours long
17:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> only started like 4hrs ago
18:00 <Saemon> its good i like the dialogue in it, as opposed to historical epics these days which focuses mostly on CGI and epic ober the top battle scenes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why the hell did I put this game down and not finish it?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the Last of Us is so good
19:00 <Bastardly_One> will get the dlc too when I come home tonight
20:00 <Maurice> He's got a gun :( https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/10013920_10152313560945844_441507169_n.jpg
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he is so much like my old cat abraham
21:00 <Saemon> what is that? a g-spot vibrator?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... *sniggers*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked now
21:00 <Maurice> Was your old cat a stupid fucking dickbag
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep with one eye open
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a bit
21:00 <Maurice> Is what a g-spot vibe?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> chinchilla persian cross
21:00 <Bastardly_One> addicted to junk food
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and being an idiot
21:00 <Saemon> that orangey-blue thing
21:00 <Maurice> Its a nerf gun..
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so, that's auds right?
22:00 <Saemon> oh 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> junk food and being a dick?
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats the fuckwit
22:00 <Maurice> He's a cheese freak
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and sometimes charming?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> usually for food the charm?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt had the milk bar four doors up scammed even
22:00 <Maurice> I can't say he's ever really charming
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
22:00 <Maurice> He either has suck up mode or asshole mode
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you two have a mind game thing happening big time I reckon
23:00 <Saemon> cats are snobby animals by nature
23:00 <Maurice> He's ripped the living shit out of my dining table chairs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why he fucks with you?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> truly?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> because he can
23:00 <Maurice> Now he claws them and if I go 'I DON'T EVEN CARE' he stops doingit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if it failed ... he'd give up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
24:00 <Maurice> All I can see now is the cushion and a pair of black ears
24:00 <Saemon> tell him u will give him to a vietnamese family
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that ... funny
24:00 <Saemon> that will scare your cat lol
24:00 <Saemon> cuz like, the vietnamese they eat cats and dogs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> threats makes them worse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> cats love mind games
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the chairs is a perfect example
25:00 <Bastardly_One> because you don't care ... it's not fun
25:00 <Maurice> They're red and look like they've been raped by a fork
25:00 <Saemon> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've a chair they made me take with them
25:00 <Saemon> have u got a scratching post for it?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> their cat did the same to
26:00 <Maurice> Yes
26:00 <Saemon> get a cat whisperer to train it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean shit
26:00 <Maurice> I'm not retarded, he has everything a cat could want
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the furiture is a no no
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's a yes yes
26:00 <Maurice> He just wants people stuff
26:00 <Bastardly_One> to fuck with her ya see
26:00 <Saemon> reverse psychology
26:00 <Saemon> its like with a 3 yr old
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they seriously own their domain
26:00 <Bastardly_One> won't work
27:00 <Saemon> u act like u dont like something that they want
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll be killed in her sleep
27:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
27:00 <Saemon> and they wont like  it as well
27:00 <Maurice> How do you know what a 3yr old wants?
27:00 <Maurice> I've had 3 of them and beat them into submission..
27:00 <Saemon> i have neices and nephews
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah coz thats the same
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually sit cats down and say I respect the mind games but let's try the equals thing
27:00 <Saemon> well its worked, like one time, they see my eating salt and vinegar chips, so they want it too
27:00 <Saemon> that pissed me off
28:00 <Bastardly_One> only works if there's another person for them to piss off
28:00 <Saemon> cuz those are my fav chips
28:00 <Maurice> I have 20 nieces and nephews, plus my own 3
28:00 <Saemon> so i acted like i found the salt and vinegar flavour disgusting, and pretened to like the plain flavour chips
28:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
28:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> geez
28:00 <Saemon> and they followed suit
28:00 <Saemon> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
28:00 <simba> hier we go chelsea sperz
28:00 <Maurice> Those kids are quite obviously brain dead
28:00 <Bastardly_One> before Maurice makes you cry
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
28:00 <Maurice> My middle child hates cheese, no amount of saying it's delicious will change his mind
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 mins simba
29:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> yeh Maurice is nasty
29:00 <Maurice> He has an opinion and a brain and uses it
29:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> better not catch her eyes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> rape Q with a strappy too will ya?
29:00 <simba> i have HD stream.. it looks ridic
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's being annoying right now
29:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> pff u have tiny strap on Bastardly_One 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I asked Maurice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> her's is the black mambo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 inches of latex
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 inches wide
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in for a treat
31:00 <Maurice> God I wish I had one of those
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah simba
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stuck on firstrow again
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean you haven't Maurice?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
31:00 <simba> u should download sopcast 
32:00 <simba> get teh software
32:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I will for the rest of the week
32:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i wonder if they have tiger penis molded dildo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:00 <simba> torres isnt playing 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> there is an animal dildo site
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
32:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> :o
32:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this will make it interesting
32:00 <simba> mustve pulled out late LoL
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yah no lie Q
33:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> im wondering if to go check or not lol
33:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> sounds too squeamish for me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> here's another one
33:00 <Saemon> cats are pretty slutty though, like when they want something from you, they'd purl and fucken pole dance on your leg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dog dildos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.elypseart.com/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
33:00 <Saemon> rubbing its body all over oyu
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they are fucking realistic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> check that shit out
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen that site before
34:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa
34:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're ... too realistic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that is ... creepy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the pic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.elypseart.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/MoVixen.jpg
35:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> ah i see why there many wolf girls on irc on other server
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i can top that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
35:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they were into dog penises
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/info/equinox_horse_penis_dildo.htm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she does horse dildos too
35:00 <Senpai> http://imgur.com/gallery/qPEPbEw
35:00 <Senpai> i'd hit it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hers are more realistic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> check hers out CiggyButtBrain
35:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well giddy up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume it's a she
36:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Q
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my other chat nick is Raven Wolf
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> theres dragon dicks too
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dragon dongs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said ... they're very realistic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and dolphins
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and tigers
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and cats
36:00 <CiggyButtBrain> seen em on xhamster in leso porn a lot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't find the site again
37:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> that horse penis one is long and slender
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.amazon.com/Mobys-Dick-Anatomically-Correct-Member/dp/B007I702VA
37:00 <Saemon> my ultimate fantasy is to be fucked and then eaten straight after by a lioness 
37:00 <Saemon> or tigress
38:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> this is not fair!
38:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they dont have whales pussies
38:00 <Saemon> look at maccas Q{{kiss_jibjib
38:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://bad-dragon.com/
38:00 <Saemon> u shall find it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> calling Serenity
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the tit pillow exists
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> just found it
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> http://bad-dragon.com/products/equinerump
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-large-plush-mimi-pillow-marabouts-sexy-temptation-dildo-sy-supplies/843876509.html
39:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go Serenity
39:00 <Bastardly_One> titty pillow
39:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i got sore neck coz of pillows
39:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i need new pillows
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it even has big nipples
40:00 <BillyGoat> yo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like she wanted
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <BillyGoat> sup b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> BillyGoat just in time
40:00 <Saemon> yo BillyGoat
40:00 <CiggyButtBrain> hahah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking animal dildos
40:00 <BillyGoat> yo Saemon
40:00 <BillyGoat> lol
40:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i wonder if i would instinctively suckle them in my sleep
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... Serenity waned a tit pillow before in humour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but turns out ... well ...
41:00 <BillyGoat> today i had had a very bad day.... i ran over a dog, unfortunatley had to be put down at the vet :( :( ;(
41:00 <Bastardly_One> in the pics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks comfy actually
41:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> there are too many dogs and cats
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... not good Pete
41:00 <BillyGoat> ye
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <BillyGoat> i wen t to pub tonight'
41:00 <simba> u monster
41:00 <Saemon> damn BillyGoat
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> ppl spend billions of dollars on food and medication for them
42:00 <BillyGoat> i just thopught abput the dog n jussy
42:00 <Saemon> should have donated it to a vietnamese resturant
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> they have whole multibillion dollars industries for them
42:00 <Saemon> beef noodle soup comin right up
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> so so sad
42:00 <BillyGoat> well i offeres to pay half the vet bill
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> who was at fault
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> did it ran in to ur car
42:00 <BillyGoat> itr was a fukinb gooddog
42:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> and caused damage?
42:00 <BillyGoat> yeah'
43:00 <BillyGoat> i never looked
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> u get compensation?
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> shhh 
43:00 <Saemon> well just look at the bright side of the situation BillyGoat, at least it wasnt a lil kid or a person
43:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> no1 need to know that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Q
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
43:00 <BillyGoat> i dont give afuck if the dog damaged my car
43:00 <BillyGoat> yeah its a wake up call Saemon
43:00 <BillyGoat> i was day dreamina bit at the time 
44:00 <Saemon> damn :S
44:00 <Saemon> thats no way to drive bro
44:00 <Saemon> i was the same 
44:00 <BillyGoat> Q{{kiss_jibjib u fukin queer cunt
44:00 <Saemon> and look whats happened to me.
44:00 <BillyGoat> dont ever tqalk to me cunt
44:00 <BillyGoat> id knock u fukin head poff aye
44:00 <BillyGoat> i seen u cunt
44:00 <simba> bl paul
44:00 <simba> i mean pete
44:00 <simba> bl pete
44:00 <BillyGoat> ye
45:00 <simba> pete is a killer
45:00 <BillyGoat> yeah a killewr'
45:00 <peace> BillyGoat youre fucked
45:00 <Saemon> peace back off cunt BillyGoat's my mate
45:00 <BillyGoat> thats why i offered to poay half the vet bill to surgeory the dog
45:00 <BillyGoat> bet u cunts do fuck all
45:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
46:00 <BillyGoat> satyed at the vet for 2 hours
46:00 <BillyGoat> patin the dpog
46:00 <Saemon> all these assholes would have probably done a runner 
46:00 <Saemon> from the scene
46:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
46:00 <Saemon> a hit n run
46:00 <BillyGoat> especailly simba
46:00 <BillyGoat> emo fgt
46:00 <Saemon> no honor cowards they are
46:00 <BillyGoat> an eacer
46:00 <Saemon> oh hell fucken yeah to that
46:00 <BillyGoat> peace
46:00 <BillyGoat> no job
46:00 <BillyGoat> worked till 930 tonight
46:00 <Saemon> especially simba
46:00 <simba> be quiet killer
47:00 <BillyGoat> i worked back late after at the vet 
47:00 <Saemon> oi BillyGoat lets find simba n smash him
47:00 <BillyGoat> betu v2 poofters would of drove of off
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> smashed
47:00 <BillyGoat> id knock simba clean out
47:00 <Saemon> simba would have taked the dogs corpse and rape it
47:00 <simba> ^ dog killer
47:00 <BillyGoat> im prob heavier built and fitter
48:00 <Saemon> coz his into necrophilia beastiality
48:00 <Saemon> fucken twisted sick mind he's got
48:00 <BillyGoat> lol
48:00 <BillyGoat> simba is a bit on the femineme side
48:00 <BillyGoat> he is emo
48:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
48:00 <Saemon> his a poofter
48:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath
48:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> BillyGoat, queerness is passe
48:00 <simba> agreed
49:00 <simba> i agree pete killed a dog
49:00 <BillyGoat> id knock that 6`4 fagot oyt
49:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i might turn beastial today
49:00 <BillyGoat> fuk. goin to the pub tonigt makes me feel like i hang with the same amount of drug addicts as geeks
50:00 <BillyGoat> simba n q 2 geek emos
50:00 <BillyGoat> lol
50:00 <BillyGoat> manup ya faggots
50:00 <BillyGoat> simba is 6`4 50kg
51:00 <BlackDevil> =lick my balls fag
51:00 <BillyGoat> trade ya lappy in for a toolbox simba
51:00 <BillyGoat> aint ya seen the leatest, women into tradies not geeks
51:00 <BillyGoat> latest*
51:00 <simba> i agree pete killed a dog
52:00 <BillyGoat> adios is a poof too
52:00 <BillyGoat> lil man doin wieights
52:00 <BillyGoat> lol
52:00 <BillyGoat> adonis8
52:00 <BillyGoat> 8
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hey this is cool
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.kogan.com/au/buy/multi-purpose-army-knife-usb-flash-drive/
52:00 <BillyGoat> simbaya geek
53:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mate
53:00 <BillyGoat> 6`4
53:00 <BillyGoat> tough cunt
53:00 <BillyGoat> lol
53:00 <Saemon> whoa octavian and augustus caesar were the same person
53:00 <BillyGoat> never done hard days work in my liufe
53:00 <BillyGoat> but im 6`4
53:00 <BillyGoat> hey simba
53:00 <Saemon> i always wondered what happened to octavian after the war with marc antony
53:00 <BillyGoat> my mate is 5`9 
53:00 <BillyGoat> weights 140kg
53:00 <simba> yea i heard pete kills dogs
53:00 <BillyGoat> old man been in the sas
53:00 <BillyGoat> his old man 5`9
54:00 <simba> whats sas
54:00 <BillyGoat> liove too see ya take them on
54:00 <simba> never heard of it 
54:00 <BillyGoat> lol
54:00 <BillyGoat> sas
54:00 <simba> ??
54:00 <BillyGoat> lol ya dont know what the sas is ahahahaahahaha
54:00 <BillyGoat> fuk u such a girl
54:00 <simba> what does it stand for
54:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha
54:00 <BillyGoat> look up in ya womans day mags 
54:00 <Saemon> special australian soldiers
54:00 <BillyGoat> ya fukin nerd
54:00 <BillyGoat> special air services
54:00 <simba> thanx for googling it 4 me Saemon
54:00 <simba> pete didnt know it
55:00 <simba> the dog killer was 2 busy killing dogs 
55:00 <BillyGoat> lol simba is too gay to know what sas is 
55:00 <BillyGoat> lol
55:00 <BillyGoat> what a geek
55:00 <BillyGoat> better man up emo boi
55:00 <simba> ur kb has dog blood on it
55:00 <BillyGoat> yheah mate 
55:00 <Saemon> simba it was an accident
55:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mayte im 6`4
56:00 <BillyGoat> fuk
56:00 <BillyGoat> wqatch out
56:00 <Saemon> he didnt do it deliberately
56:00 <Saemon> he is innocent
56:00 <BillyGoat> nevber lifted even a hb pencil in my life
56:00 <BillyGoat> haha
56:00 <BillyGoat> yeah im a rewal man 
56:00 <BillyGoat> cant even put a dolls house together
56:00 <BillyGoat> but im a real man 
56:00 <simba> cant ya
56:00 <simba> its easy
56:00 <BillyGoat> yeah im a pc nerd
56:00 <BillyGoat> real manly
56:00 <simba> do u have a daughter or something pete
56:00 <BillyGoat> oin $16 an hour
57:00 <simba> what u got a dolls house 5
57:00 <simba> 4
57:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mate im on $16 on hoiur being a pc geek
57:00 <BillyGoat> im real manluy
57:00 <BillyGoat> im 6`4
57:00 <BillyGoat> thate makes me a man
57:00 <BillyGoat> 614 an i can life a hb pencil
57:00 <BillyGoat> 6`4
57:00 <BillyGoat> ur like adonis
57:00 <BillyGoat> little framed man thinks he is toiugh lol
57:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
58:00 <BillyGoat> adfonus is a skinnhy guy doine weights
58:00 <BillyGoat> an he is still small frameds
58:00 <BillyGoat> but he is a pc geek
58:00 <BillyGoat> so his natural strength is weak
58:00 <BillyGoat> typical I.T, nerd shit simba
59:00 <simba> r u ok pete
00:00 <simba> u sound like pieter
00:00 <BillyGoat> haha simba
00:00 <BillyGoat> u got a suntan yet?
00:00 <BillyGoat> yeah mayte im simba
00:00 <simba> how r braunschweig doing
00:00 <BillyGoat> i sit pc
00:00 <BillyGoat> all day
00:00 <simba> i sit pc
00:00 <BillyGoat> im real tough 
00:00 <BillyGoat> im 6`4
00:00 <BillyGoat> weigh 50kg
00:00 <BillyGoat> but because im 6`4
00:00 <BillyGoat> im intimidating
00:00 <simba> <BillyGoat> yeah mayte im simba <BillyGoat> i sit pc <BillyGoat> all day
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <BillyGoat> dont worry bout my pale complextion
01:00 <BillyGoat> and no muscle
01:00 <BillyGoat> lol
01:00 <Saemon> -.-
01:00 <simba> calm down
01:00 <simba> u r 2 drunk
01:00 <BillyGoat> because i work in iI..
01:00 <BillyGoat> I.T
01:00 <BillyGoat> I.T bro
01:00 <BillyGoat> 6`4 in i.T
01:00 <Saemon> i was looking for a formidable ally to join me agaisnt simba
01:00 <BillyGoat> i am scared
02:00 <Saemon> not another drugged out rambling idiot.
02:00 <BillyGoat> loll
02:00 <BillyGoat> im drunk bruz
02:00 <BillyGoat> i just got home pub
02:00 <BillyGoat> i dont give a ful
02:00 <BillyGoat> fuk
02:00 <Saemon> u are just like pieter or chris atm
02:00 <BillyGoat> lol
02:00 <Saemon> im dissappointed
02:00 <BillyGoat> i dont carre what ya think bro
02:00 <Saemon> fair enough
02:00 <Saemon> sober up
03:00 <BillyGoat> 99% my firnedships outside the pub and on here
03:00 <BillyGoat> done care what you
03:00 <BillyGoat> or any other cunt thinks on here
03:00 <BillyGoat> i hardly come on here
03:00 <BillyGoat> wo swhy would i care?
03:00 <BillyGoat> tomniught atr pub
03:00 <BillyGoat> been a fukin counsoul worker
04:00 <BillyGoat> every cunt domin upo
04:00 <BillyGoat> want counsoulinmg
04:00 <BillyGoat> so i know they give a fuk bout my opionon
04:00 <BillyGoat> so on here
04:00 <BillyGoat> i dont give a fuck
04:00 <Saemon> i never go to pubs
04:00 <BillyGoat> well i keep my friendships in real wolrd
04:00 <BillyGoat> where i actuall ykinow ppl
05:00 <BillyGoat> rather then herw
05:00 <Saemon> people smoke and drink alcohol in pubs
05:00 <BillyGoat> so i dont care what ya think of me on here
05:00 <Saemon> and sometimes drugs
05:00 <Saemon> im straight edge.
05:00 <BillyGoat> i dont even care what ppl think of me in the pub
05:00 <BillyGoat> coz at the end of the day the ppl that help u the most
05:00 <Saemon> no drugs, no drinking alcohol and no smoking ciggarettes or anything else
05:00 <BillyGoat> are the mopst iomportnat
06:00 <Saemon> <BillyGoat> coz at the end of the day the ppl that help u the most
06:00 <Saemon> <BillyGoat> are the mopst iomportnat
06:00 <BillyGoat> i got a few friends we swap several thousand dollars worth of deals with 
06:00 <Saemon> i agree with that
06:00 <BillyGoat> so on herew
06:00 <BillyGoat> fri9endship means fuck all
06:00 <BillyGoat> its not hard to listen too ppl
07:00 <BillyGoat> but its hard to put effort into ppl
07:00 <BillyGoat> i gpot omne friend
07:00 <peace> Saemon is gay now?
07:00 <BillyGoat> between us
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <BillyGoat> we done about 60k worth of favours
08:00 <Saemon> (he's drunk peace, he wont know)
08:00 <BillyGoat> at no cost to each other
08:00 <BillyGoat> lol
08:00 <BillyGoat> peace is annoyed
08:00 <BillyGoat> coz i drilled him the optehr day 
08:00 <BillyGoat> u cunts can say what ya want bout me
08:00 <BillyGoat> i dun care
08:00 <BillyGoat> ya just mirc nicknames to me 
08:00 <simba> pete gambles, kills dogs and sells drugs to irc users
08:00 <simba> he meets irc users
08:00 <BillyGoat> haha
08:00 <BillyGoat> i don t care
09:00 <simba> his act of irc not being real life is fake
09:00 <simba> he is a fake
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> why am i getting the impression BillyGoat is a strong independant black woman
09:00 <simba> pete is a fake and a killer
09:00 <CiggyButtBrain> YOU DONT KNOW ME GURLFREN
09:00 <BillyGoat> Bastardly_One is the only one in here i have any time for
09:00 <Saemon> lol CiggyButtBrain
09:00 <BillyGoat> i donmt care biout trhe rest of ya nicknaes
09:00 <simba> BillyGoat sells drugs to irc users
09:00 <Saemon> MMMM-HMMMMM
10:00 <BillyGoat> ya just a bunch of irc geeks
10:00 <CiggyButtBrain> oh lawdy
10:00 <simba> pete gambles, kills dogs and sells drugs to irc users
10:00 <BillyGoat> haha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
10:00 <BillyGoat> oh no the mirc geeks pickin on me
10:00 <BillyGoat> what shall i do 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't take my eyes off you kids for 5 mins can I?
10:00 <BillyGoat> i been out all night been a consultant all night too real ppl
10:00 <BillyGoat> what shall i do on here
11:00 <BillyGoat> irc geeks dont like me'
11:00 <BillyGoat> im crying;9
11:00 <simba> pete gambles, kills dogs and sells drugs to irc users
11:00 <BillyGoat> lol
11:00 <BillyGoat> Saemon vi dont care what ya rthink of me
11:00 <BillyGoat> tell all ya irc mates
11:00 <BillyGoat> im a cockhead
11:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
11:00 <BillyGoat> i dont care
11:00 <Saemon> wat? why are u specifically mentioning me and singling me out?
12:00 <BillyGoat> tell em
12:00 <BillyGoat> im a cockhead'
12:00 <BillyGoat> pleassssssssssser
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> BillyGoat is so cool he wears shades while on irc
12:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> pop that collar too
12:00 <BillyGoat> now an again i have when my eyes been sore
12:00 <BillyGoat> fuk i ferel bad bout thois dogf today i ran obver
13:00 <BillyGoat> feel*
13:00 <simba> pete is a dog killer
13:00 <BillyGoat> simba i bet u would of kept drivin
13:00 <simba> pete 6 foot 4 dog killer
13:00 <BillyGoat> i stopped
13:00 <BillyGoat> waited vet for 2 hours
13:00 <BillyGoat> offered to pay half
13:00 <BillyGoat> 3-5 k vet bill
13:00 <BillyGoat> hgaha im only 6 foot
14:00 <BillyGoat> and twice your build simba 
14:00 <BillyGoat> ya little twig
14:00 <simba> pete is a dog killer
14:00 <BillyGoat> cant build any strength being a white collar worker
14:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat they arent my mates i hate simba as much as you do 
15:00 <BillyGoat> i dont hate simba
15:00 <BillyGoat> i domt care enough opn here too hate
15:00 <simba> pete do u kill dog
15:00 <BillyGoat> i n ot maytes on here wioth anyone
15:00 <simba> u kill dog
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this link is a worry
15:00 <simba> pete
15:00 <Bastardly_One> http://themetapicture.com/these-books-actually-exist/
16:00 <BillyGoat> Bastardly_One isd a good bloke but
16:00 <simba> pete
16:00 <simba> pete do u kill dog
16:00 <BillyGoat> simba stop noticing me
16:00 <BillyGoat> ya fkn queetr
16:00 <BillyGoat> tryna troll me lol
16:00 <simba> lmbo
16:00 <BillyGoat> lolllllllllll
16:00 <BillyGoat> u cant troll for hsit
16:00 <BillyGoat> yua emo
16:00 <BillyGoat> how can a emo troll
17:00 <BillyGoat> lol simba i dont even look at ya pm
17:00 <BillyGoat> ya pm means nothoing to me 
17:00 <BillyGoat> ya emo
17:00 <BillyGoat> i musta stirred ya uo that much
17:00 <simba> pete
17:00 <BillyGoat> ya had to pm me an notice me lol
17:00 <BillyGoat> lollllll
17:00 <Saemon> lol
17:00 <BillyGoat> u that stirried up
17:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaha
17:00 <BillyGoat> takin it personal 
17:00 <BillyGoat> bad is panda
17:00 <Saemon> he pm'ed me as well
18:00 <BillyGoat> ahahaa
18:00 <BillyGoat> he is bad as panda
18:00 <BillyGoat> got some medical issues
18:00 <Saemon> and mental
18:00 <BillyGoat> ye
18:00 <simba> pete
18:00 <BillyGoat> he like keeps noticing me 
18:00 <BillyGoat> i dont need to play music now
18:00 <BillyGoat> just that 3 tigles makin a tune 
19:00 <BillyGoat> carn more
19:00 <BillyGoat> simba
19:00 <BillyGoat> keep going
19:00 <BillyGoat> all i see is brown typing
19:00 <BillyGoat> gave up?
19:00 <BillyGoat> whatg a weak cunt
20:00 <simba> what
20:00 <BillyGoat> im pullimn my dick
20:00 <BillyGoat> simba
20:00 <BillyGoat> i dont even care enough'
20:00 <BillyGoat> take a screen shot
20:00 <BillyGoat> of ya notices
20:00 <BillyGoat> u a pretty shiot troll
21:00 <simba> pete do u kill dogs
21:00 <BillyGoat> yep
21:00 <BillyGoat> i did today 
21:00 <BillyGoat> i killed a dog
21:00 <BillyGoat> at the owners choice
21:00 <simba> pete
22:00 <BillyGoat> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
22:00 <BillyGoat> what a fgt\
22:00 <BillyGoat> fuk
22:00 <BillyGoat> bro tonight
22:00 <BillyGoat> i went out pub
23:00 <BillyGoat> every cunt like
23:00 <BillyGoat> askin for advice
23:00 <BillyGoat> how sort out their probloems
23:00 <BillyGoat> felt like i was on irc
23:00 <simba> why did the pub feel like irc?
24:00 <BillyGoat> still goin simba lol
24:00 <BillyGoat> fuk i must have had a affect on you
24:00 <simba> ?
24:00 <BillyGoat> 99 % your attenhtiomjn beeen on me
24:00 <simba> 0-0 HT
24:00 <BillyGoat> 1 % mine being on you
24:00 <BillyGoat> must ne a emo thing
24:00 <simba> just wondered why the pub made you think of irc
25:00 <BillyGoat> same sort of dead cunts in it
25:00 <BillyGoat> like u
25:00 <BillyGoat> emo
25:00 <BillyGoat> emo haircut
25:00 <BillyGoat> not manly
25:00 <simba> did you already  decide to come on irc when you were at the pub
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <BillyGoat> yeah magte
25:00 <BillyGoat> im 6`4
25:00 <BillyGoat> can hardly list a hb pencil
25:00 <BillyGoat> because i do nothing all day
25:00 <simba> did you think 'i wonder if ill get to see Serenitys nice white ass tonight'
25:00 <simba> because you wont
25:00 <BillyGoat> so im physically weak
26:00 <BillyGoat> but i try troll ojn here to make uop for it
26:00 <BillyGoat> lol
26:00 <BillyGoat> i domnt care bout some bitch omn irc
26:00 <BillyGoat> i like a chick now
26:00 <BillyGoat> prob better then anything on here
26:00 <simba> would you make love to Serenity on the bathroom floor if you were locked in there together for a long weekend
27:00 <BillyGoat> i domnt car eaboutr serenity 
27:00 <BillyGoat> i just care about a chick i know since school in real life
27:00 <simba> hey BillyGoat would you mind me asking a few more personal questions about you and Serenity
27:00 <BillyGoat> i dont want to invade ya IRC territory simba 
27:00 <simba> do u have a woman pete
27:00 <BillyGoat> simba, i dont want to invade your IRC territory 
28:00 <simba> ok
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <BillyGoat> what a=ever chick i talk to on here be a threat to you
28:00 <simba> do u have a woman pete
28:00 <simba> brb
29:00 <BillyGoat> i only carer bout this chick i know `in real life`
29:00 <BillyGoat> dnt wanna take no irc turf off ya m8
32:00 <simba> pete, would you rather run over a dog or recieve Serenitys_Glorious_Butt.jpg in your e-mail inbox
32:00 <BillyGoat> Saemon
32:00 <BillyGoat> do u hate me bro 
32:00 <BillyGoat> dont care what ya do simba 
32:00 <BillyGoat> what ever ya say emo dosmt have effect on me
33:00 <simba> no
33:00 <BillyGoat> i dont care what emos think of me 
33:00 <simba> i dont hate u m8
33:00 <BillyGoat> real man goes out
33:00 <BillyGoat> works hard yakka
33:00 <BillyGoat> takes om challanges
33:00 <BillyGoat> you just a irc nickname too me 
33:00 <BillyGoat> no meaning
34:00 <simba> yea i know what u mean 
34:00 <BillyGoat> all i see when i see ya nick some pastey fave boi with a emo haircut
34:00 <simba> u r just some dog killer named pete 2 me
34:00 <BillyGoat> wouldnt know how to change at ap washer
34:00 <BillyGoat> not manly at all
34:00 <simba> r u still mad about killing that dog
34:00 <BillyGoat> i ratgher be a dog killer then a pastey face emo
35:00 <BillyGoat> real man takes the dog too the vet
35:00 <BillyGoat> like me
36:00 <BillyGoat> anyway
37:00 <BillyGoat> the owner decided to kil it not me 
38:00 <BillyGoat> what u gonna dfo bout it
38:00 <BillyGoat> with ya skinny 6`4 lanky frame simba
39:00 <peace> 6'4 pffft
39:00 <peace> short ass
39:00 <BillyGoat> simba thinks he is tough 
39:00 <BillyGoat> because he is 6`4
39:00 <peace> well i am 6'5 1/2
39:00 <BillyGoat> but that dosnt mean anything is you got no physic to go with it
39:00 <peace> i dont think iam tough
39:00 <BillyGoat> you can be 6`4
39:00 <BillyGoat> weight 70kg
40:00 <BillyGoat> like a rake 
40:00 <BillyGoat> like simba 
40:00 <peace> i weigh like 80 something
40:00 <BillyGoat> i weight 90\
40:00 <BillyGoat> i was 100 earlier in year
41:00 <BillyGoat> 90 is good for me
41:00 <peace> highest i been was when i quit weed for 8 months drank 3 longnecks a day was 97kg
41:00 <BillyGoat> lol
41:00 <peace> but i was eating every day heaps
41:00 <BillyGoat> do u feel better now ?
41:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
41:00 <BillyGoat> i feel better at 90 then 100
42:00 <peace> weed helps me burn fat
42:00 <BillyGoat> not in a good way
42:00 <peace> yeah i know
42:00 <BillyGoat> nothing better then physical excerisize
42:00 <BillyGoat> when i cut down to 83kg when i was doing weights 
43:00 <BillyGoat> years ago i coukld lift more then then i can now 
43:00 <BillyGoat> an was fitter
44:00 <peace> decided add friend on fb i can talk too
44:00 <peace> myself
44:00 <peace> lols
44:00 <BillyGoat> lol
44:00 <BillyGoat> bro
44:00 <BillyGoat> iu had a fucked niyte at pub
44:00 <BillyGoat> every cunt
44:00 <BillyGoat> comin up
44:00 <BillyGoat> wanted consultation
44:00 <BillyGoat> felt like a pyscholoigist tojnigh
45:00 <peace> u would get schizophrenia if u tried understand my problems
45:00 <BillyGoat> it flatterimng but annoyin
45:00 <BillyGoat> lol
45:00 <BillyGoat> all i was thinking tomnight is a girl i want
46:00 <peace> i w ant one too
46:00 <BillyGoat> hard meet right ones bro 
46:00 <peace> no shit
46:00 <BillyGoat> go for single mothers
46:00 <BillyGoat> honest bro 
47:00 <BillyGoat> when a chick had a kid
47:00 <BillyGoat> the ychange aye
47:00 <BillyGoat> gthey starft caring more baout things 
47:00 <simba> fucking chelsea
47:00 <BillyGoat> they appreciate shit more
47:00 <BillyGoat> my firned i put her daughters dollhosue together on aus day 
47:00 <BillyGoat> a mont later
47:00 <peace> wanta start a family not get kids from guy that couldnt go distance
48:00 <BillyGoat> still tallikin about it
48:00 <BillyGoat> appreciated it that much 
48:00 <BillyGoat> i heart her
48:00 <BillyGoat>  well bro
48:00 <BillyGoat> from my experience
48:00 <BillyGoat> ya meetr a nice girl with a kid
48:00 <BillyGoat> she knows what she wants
48:00 <BillyGoat> she cares more
49:00 <BillyGoat> i met most amazing woman 3 monrhgs ago
49:00 <BillyGoat> single mum
49:00 <BillyGoat> never met az gir like her
50:00 <BillyGoat> better then any bit of shit u meet off here
50:00 <BillyGoat> and any shit ya meet at the pub
50:00 <peace> years ago i thought i met someone but that was just a cruel joke at my expense
50:00 <BillyGoat> bro
50:00 <peace> still suffering repercustions
50:00 <BillyGoat> always one out there
50:00 <BillyGoat> the right one
50:00 <BillyGoat> and be when ya dont expoect ikt
51:00 <BillyGoat> mine just came from a random thought of messanging her on fb once night 
52:00 <BillyGoat> i knew her fromk primary wschool but, had a big crush on her in year 5
52:00 <peace> there is one i want to msg but i cant until i sober for ages
52:00 <BillyGoat> u aint been sober for ages?
53:00 <peace> not really
53:00 <BillyGoat> gotta stay sober brp 
53:00 <peace> always have sexual experiences when fried on psychedelics and then get depression afterwards
54:00 <BillyGoat> gotta keep ya heart foucowed bro
54:00 <BillyGoat> like this girl
54:00 <BillyGoat> i could of taken her to bed maybe last time we hung 
54:00 <BillyGoat> but i didnt
54:00 <BillyGoat> irespected her too much
54:00 <BillyGoat> and althou8gh right now that might be a negative
55:00 <BillyGoat> in 3-6 months time be a positive 
55:00 <peace> at least u have had more than 5mins sex with woman
55:00 <peace> and then cops didnt get called on you
55:00 <BillyGoat> i look more then just sex
56:00 <BillyGoat> i wanrt a woman too love me
56:00 <BillyGoat> and i love her
56:00 <BillyGoat> no convience shit
56:00 <BillyGoat> u just gotta get the right woman bro
57:00 <BillyGoat> u know, the more questions a woman asks you the more trustworthy they are
57:00 <BillyGoat> because they want too know how much they can committ too you 
58:00 <peace> ive spent like 400 hours with women alone
58:00 <peace> most of that was with a lesbian that i think is now straight
58:00 <peace> and i used to cry heaps asking why is she gay
59:00 <peace> so its really a cruel joke
59:00 <BillyGoat> well
59:00 <BillyGoat> some ppl jsut made thstr way bro
59:00 <BillyGoat> i still rekojn
59:00 <BillyGoat> find yaself
59:00 <BillyGoat> a singlr mum
00:00 <peace> will that get ppl shot
00:00 <peace> cause i want few ppl dead
01:00 <peace> infact ne1 thats ever given me synthetic drugs should be
03:00 <peace> only women ive known is thru drugs
03:00 <peace> so i yet to meet a real one
04:00 <peace> its like this is truman show
04:00 <peace> and i am truman
05:00 <peace> fucken way things play out
09:00 <peace> imagine meds not working for whole year and doctors not listening cause u get agro meds aint working
09:00 <peace> and having delusions replay in head till u go nuts
10:00 <peace> cause they think ya a little kid that cant take a tablet
10:00 <peace> and all cause u got called a wanker
10:00 <peace> its one cruel fucken joke
12:00 <peace> and they know ya nuts so police put court date first on mums birthday u dont go
13:00 <peace> than u get warrant for your arrest and get to go to court on valentines day
13:00 <peace> all cause u cried in your own home
14:00 <peace> and the ppl at fault get away with frying ya head
19:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
19:00 <Bastardly_One> go to sleep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
21:00 <peace> when ya picking me up b1 to go to city
22:00 <peace> tell demau5 to stop stealing my melodys
22:00 <peace> thinks ppl steal his
22:00 <peace> lol
23:00 <peace> its not talent its who u know
23:00 <peace> ne 12 year old can make music on computers
23:00 <peace> even younger can
25:00 <peace> when i was 13 i made mod files
25:00 <peace> remixes and shit
26:00 <peace> sorta if u dont think i make music get fucked
26:00 <Bastardly_One> rant over yet?
27:00 <peace> when u come say sorry
27:00 <peace> maybe it will be
37:00 <CiggyButtBrain> u guise still fighting aye
38:00 <peace> hi cigggy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> all I see is a chris rant
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no fighting
39:00 <CiggyButtBrain> o rite
44:00 <Bastardly_One> well, this is pretty boring
44:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im eating salami rolls
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so I might lie down for a couple of hours before I head off
44:00 <CiggyButtBrain> quite exciting
44:00 <peace> yum
45:00 <CiggyButtBrain> i wussed out and got mild tho
46:00 <CiggyButtBrain> last week i ate 300 grams of hot salami in 2 days and it hurt my butt
46:00 <peace> lol
48:00 <peace> need milk :(
49:00 <shadsam> got v,ilk
50:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm goin for that rest
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
51:00 <CiggyButtBrain> bai b1
51:00 <peace> what ya washing the rolls down with
51:00 <peace> ?
53:00 <CiggyButtBrain> the blood of my enemies
55:00 <peace> cool :)
56:00 <peace> fucken waiting for fb games sucks
57:00 <CiggyButtBrain> dont play em
58:00 <peace> i shouldnt even have a fb
58:00 <CiggyButtBrain> why
58:00 <peace> know noone that uses computers
59:00 <CiggyButtBrain> o rite
00:00 <peace> only talk to one person on there and they not added as friend
00:00 <peace> so its bit silly
01:00 <shadsam> got v,ilk
09:00 <shadsam> got milk
09:00 <shadsam> got weed
11:00 <shadsam> got coffee
11:00 <shadsam> got tunes
11:00 <shadsam> got cigies
11:00 <shadsam> huhuhuhuhuhuhu
12:00 <shadsam> morning peace
19:00 <PietSAbabe> EWW THERES RELIGION ON TV !!!!!
19:00 <PietSAbabe> RELIGION FUCK YAS !!!!!
19:00 <PietSAbabe> REPENT !
31:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
32:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 hours 52 minutes ago (09.03. 03:39) stating "EOF from client" after spending 8 hours 47 minutes there.
32:00 <shadsam> morning peace
32:00 <shadsam> huhuhuhuhuhuhu
32:00 <shadsam> got cigies
32:00 <shadsam> got coffee
32:00 <shadsam> got weed
32:00 <shadsam> got tunes
34:00 <shadsam> got milk
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Have I ever mentioned how awesome I am 
36:00 <PietSAbabe> >
36:00 <PietSAbabe> ?
36:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS COS IM SO FUCKING GREAT
37:00 <PietSAbabe> damn he left
56:00 <shadsam> IM SO FUCKING GREAT
56:00 <shadsam> LOL
00:00 <Pieter> No , I am !
10:00 <lumeah> The what jew
10:00 <Rak> gesundheit
11:00 <lumeah> Morning
11:00 <Rak> morning :)
12:00 <Rak> there's a suburb in sydney called lumeah
12:00 <Rak> it's cool that you love sydney so much you chose a suburb as your nick
14:00 <lumeah> welll its funny you think thats where i got it from.
14:00 <Rak> so where's it from?
15:00 <lumeah> i just found it written some place and i liked it
15:00 <Rak> huh that's kinda the same as mine
15:00 <peace> whats this
15:00 <peace> ?
15:00 <lumeah> hi name
15:00 <Rak> a question mark
15:00 <lumeah> his
17:00 <lumeah> you found it written? 
17:00 <Rak> it was in a book
17:00 <Rak> i shortened it though for irc
18:00 <lumeah> whats the longer version?
18:00 <Rak> rakarth
18:00 <lumeah> ahh nice 
26:00 <Duke_36> mj
26:00 <Duke_36> your initials are easy to remember..
26:00 <Duke_36> like michael jackson
29:00 <mandyjane> ..
29:00 <lumeah> lol
29:00 <lumeah> hi mandyjane
29:00 <lumeah> hi Duke_36
30:00 <Duke_36> hey lumeah
30:00 <Duke_36> how are ya?
30:00 <lumeah> im ok hows u
31:00 <Duke_36> good, tidying the house today
31:00 <Duke_36> lazy day planned
33:00 <lumeah> hmm nah got some work on
33:00 <Pieter> awesome is back
34:00 <lumeah> lol
34:00 <lumeah>  hi pieter
35:00 <Duke_36> hey Nikky` <3
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey Duke_36 <3
35:00 <mandyjane> hmmmm
36:00 <lumeah> ni Nikky`
36:00 <mandyjane> ruby wants pancakes for breaky but i used all the SR flour yesterday, i have this container of flour of forgot to label. i THINK its SR flour
36:00 <lumeah> well only one way to find out
36:00 <Rak> i hope it's corn flour
36:00 <mandyjane> thats what im thinking
37:00 <Nikky`> Hey lumeah :o)
37:00 <mandyjane> lol nah its not corn flour
37:00 <mandyjane> it'll be either plain or SR
37:00 <mandyjane> and dont be mad just coz ur cafes shut tony
37:00 <mandyjane> lol
37:00 <lumeah> not sure a way to test it
37:00 <Rak> :(
38:00 <Pieter> hi lumeah
38:00 <lumeah> hi pieter
55:00 <shadsam> what rott
55:00 <lumeah> hey shadsy
55:00 <shadsam> morning
56:00 <shadsam> listening to w&w 
56:00 <Pieter> hi lumeah
57:00 <shadsam> future music festival XD
57:00 <lumeah> hey pieter again 
57:00 <Pieter> hey lumeah
57:00 <Pieter> again
57:00 <lumeah> whats w&w
57:00 <lumeah> hey pieter
57:00 <Pieter> im wow
58:00 <Pieter> hey BABE
58:00 <Pieter> wotcha doin ?
58:00 <lumeah> just relaxin 
07:00 <Pieter> haha familt ate meat contaminated with lsd , 2 daughters, the mother went into labour and had a baby boy whilst tripping ... 
07:00 <Pieter> FUCK THAT
07:00 <Pieter> that be something ya wont forget
08:00 <lumeah> lol  where ya read that 
09:00 <mandyjane> pfft
09:00 <mandyjane> made her pancakes and she wont get off the ipad and eat em
11:00 <lumeah> lol
11:00 <lumeah> do it was self rasing? 
11:00 <Pieter> its on sbs news
12:00 <Pieter> sbs 24
12:00 <lumeah> well mummy is on the comouter lol
12:00 <lumeah> ahh k
12:00 <Pieter> or abc 24
12:00 <lumeah> *computer
12:00 <Pieter> i dunno the chan logos i rarely watch sbs
12:00 <Pieter> too much sex
12:00 <Pieter> :p
13:00 <mandyjane> lol yeah lumeah
22:00 <shadsam> i need a shave XD
23:00 <lumeah> thengo shave
24:00 <shadsam> AFTER CIGY
24:00 <shadsam> OPPS
24:00 <shadsam> caps
25:00 <Pieter> dont shave , wax !
25:00 <Pieter> less itchy
26:00 <Pieter> Im so awesome lumeah
26:00 <Pieter> you too can be awesome like me
26:00 <Pieter> :)
27:00 <Appo> Bad^Wolf
27:00 <Appo> `seen johninja
27:00 <prowl> Appo, I found 2 matches to your query: johninja1, johninja. johninja1 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #cunts 2 days 7 hours 39 minutes ago (07.03. 02:47) stating "Quit: Lämnar" after spending 20 minutes there.
27:00 <Appo> FAGGOT
28:00 <birdbutts> oh well
30:00 <shadsam> johninja is a sad cunt
30:00 <Appo> johninja is a loser
30:00 <Appo> so is Doodle
30:00 <Appo> Theres like 53 users in here
31:00 <Appo> i bet 20 are bots
31:00 <Appo> austnet is dead
32:00 <lumeah> then why you here
32:00 <lumeah> people are comming back lol
33:00 <shadsam> IVE GOT 
33:00 <shadsam> 1,442 plays in total
34:00 <shadsam> xd
37:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-electro-rush
40:00 <shadsam> couleurs - young gay man...
40:00 <couleurs> shads old fat man
43:00 <Pieter> So AWESOME
44:00 <peace> nah i am awesome not you
44:00 <couleurs> no i am
44:00 <peace> ur little bit awesome couleurs
44:00 <peace> but not as much as me
44:00 <couleurs> thank u
44:00 <shadsam> couleurs has shit stained underwear on...
45:00 <druff> hi
46:00 <couleurs> shut up shads magasine 
46:00 <Pieter> im gonna be a drug dealer and tell the ones who complain about charging em 200 instead of 150 that inflation is a bitch
46:00 <Pieter> yep
46:00 <Pieter> gonna try that
47:00 <Pieter> couleurs: wanna be my customer?
47:00 <couleurs> no
48:00 <shadsam> couluers go have a warm bath in the shithouse lol
48:00 <couleurs> lol
49:00 <peace> think he got raided again?
49:00 <peace> lolz
49:00 <peace> dam
49:00 <Pieter> IM BACK !!!!    
49:00 <peace> he is back
49:00 <shadsam> lol prolly
49:00 <Pieter> OO I CAN PRESS SHIFT SPACE
51:00 <couleurs> k
56:00 <couleurs> n e other brain busters???
57:00 <shadsam> dont be daft
58:00 <Knightmare> Benn a long time since I was here last
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:00 <Knightmare> Hasnt changed much cept less talking
01:00 <couleurs> Ha Ha
01:00 <stebie> hey EK
01:00 <Pieter>  Im going to bed
01:00 <Pieter> bbl
01:00 <stebie> hmm, is the birdman moomba event on tv?
02:00 <Knightmare> Heya Stebie how goes it all?
02:00 <stebie> good man and you?
02:00 <Knightmare> Not too bad just thought I would pop in and see who is still around
03:00 <couleurs> i'm a birdman
22:00 <Pieter> no couleurs youre a dickybird
59:00 <Pieter> Aye aye captain
03:00 <Pieter> Piet the sexy frontier
04:00 <couleurs> whoops!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <Pieter> Shut up couleurs
05:00 <couleurs> wa ha ha ha ha
17:00 <couleurs> !pisces
23:00 <Pieter> ! Libra
24:00 <shadsam> pppp
25:00 <Pieter> Winsock
31:00 <shadsam> sup billy
33:00 <BillyGoat> hello
37:00 <druff> buttlover
37:00 <druff> hehehe
37:00 <druff> boys have butts
38:00 <couleurs> k
43:00 <couleurs> i'm down load ing
46:00 <Pieter> Cos im fappiiiiiiiingg
49:00 <couleurs> k
57:00 <Pieter> I aint afraid of no ghost
58:00 <WifeIsModel> Hello
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:00 <Pieter> Thats cos youre awesome
59:00 <Pieter> But im awesomer
59:00 <couleurs> thank u
59:00 <Pieter> Touch me couleurs
01:00 <couleurs> no
06:00 <Pieter> You will !!!!!
11:00 <couleurs> cool
18:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
18:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> couleurs are you coon?
18:00 <CoonHunter> couleurs is clearly a coon
18:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> i bash coons
20:00 <CoonHunter> lets let him go and let him have 2 minutes start
20:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> ok
21:00 <CoonHunter> damn fucking coon
21:00 <CoonHunter> what do you call a clear person laying in the gutter?
21:00 <CoonHunter> a coon with the hit kicked out of them
21:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> coon with the shit kicked outta him
21:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
21:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> size 15 boot
22:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> to the coon head
22:00 <CoonHunter> do not talk coon, unless you are spoken to
22:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> coon knees
22:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> rifle to the head
22:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> bang
23:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> you're dead coon
23:00 <CoonHunter> <deeldose> id suck a dudes dick for like $10,000 if nobody found out and i couldnt catch anything = possibly a coon, a gay coon.
23:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> Fred^Bear is a faggot coon
24:00 <birdbutts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCGMnWQlno
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
24:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> wtf is that shit
24:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> that better about coon bashing
25:00 <couleurs> he he
26:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> i need rock
28:00 <couleurs> u rok rose wanna hug n kiss u
29:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> u got shardz?
30:00 <Fred^Bear^Is^A^FGT> lolololololol
32:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/1Ee4bfu_t3c
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Letterman - Future Islands: "Seasons (Waiting On You)" (Mar 4, 2014) 3:50 - Category: Entertainment - 143,148 views - 1,256 likes (96.7%), 43 dislikes (3.3%)
32:00 <couleurs> my summer jam 2k14
42:00 <couleurs> i'm hungry
51:00 <Got^Shardz^Cunt> ?
09:00 <Got^Shardz^Cunt> blinkybill m8
10:00 <blinkybill> m8
10:00 <Got^Shardz^Cunt> u got shardz?
11:00 <blinkybill> ye
12:00 <blinkybill> got sdome off fat tony
12:00 <Got^Shardz^Cunt> bullshit
12:00 <Got^Shardz^Cunt> snakemate
14:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> YaY fluffy fur balls
14:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> even betta than billygoat!
14:00 <Got^Shardz^Cunt> get ya goat off m8
24:00 <couleurs> you're mom's a model
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that moment when you find a comment on fb and realise, this chick is a lesbian
37:00 <couleurs> Hahahahah!!!!!
37:00 <blinkybill> my dick
37:00 <blinkybill> im  playin with it
39:00 <couleurs> k
50:00 <couleurs> !weather
51:00 <peace> !ornot
51:00 <couleurs> huh
51:00 <norti> warm and overcast 
52:00 <peace> yeah thats why i have beer
54:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiQSMsyCIAA3zUX.jpg:large
54:00 <couleurs> waht teh hek
54:00 <peace> all i have met in my life is time wasters
55:00 <peace> kinda why i waste my life
57:00 <peace> oh i met liars too
57:00 <peace> god dam have i met liars
58:00 <peace> problem is they think its ok to lie
58:00 <peace> men turning women to sex trade
59:00 <peace> cause the men are assholes
59:00 <peace> and the women are weak
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YHsAKEL.jpg
00:00 <peace> if u sell yourself for drugs
00:00 <couleurs> me on irc
00:00 <peace> drugs are the cure
00:00 <peace> if u give up drugs
00:00 <peace> and stop selling yourself
00:00 <BlackDevil> thats a nice forearm couleurs
00:00 <peace> u will not get cure
01:00 <couleurs> thank u
01:00 <Picard> hello
02:00 <peace> what fag
02:00 <peace> bald fag
02:00 <birdbutts> http://i.imgur.com/pzaAMTe.jpg
02:00 <Picard> peace hows the arse?
02:00 <peace> tight
03:00 <peace> and way its gonna stay
03:00 <Picard> lies
03:00 <peace> where the fuck is fawks
04:00 <peace> :(
04:00 <couleurs> some1 buy thom an ipad 
05:00 <peace> yeah buy me 5 ipads
05:00 <peace> i have heavy flow
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/14H765U.jpg
07:00 <peace> people think they know me when i dont even know myself
07:00 <peace> is quite retarded
09:00 <peace> why is it women only sleep with assholes
09:00 <peace> and gays want mine
09:00 <peace> fucken ridiculous
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VVh9wZw.jpg
09:00 <Excessive> gays want ur arsehole?
09:00 <peace> yeah cause i tall and skinny
10:00 <Excessive> lawl
10:00 <peace> even u want it Excessive
10:00 <peace> u couldnt keep u nose out
10:00 <Excessive> fck orff
10:00 <peace> u fuck off
11:00 <Excessive> Nikky` maketh all zah boys hawt :)
12:00 <peace> if it wasnt for ppl like Excessive that think they know shit cancer would have been cured by now
12:00 <peace> look Excessive
12:00 <peace> ur an asshole
13:00 <peace> i am dick
13:00 <mandyjane> lol sit down and chut up chris
13:00 <peace> dicks fuck assholes they also fuck pussys\
14:00 <peace> nah i got my meds put up that are poison
14:00 <peace> cause of that idoit
14:00 <couleurs> don't think their even working......
14:00 <peace> they basically gave me no meds for whole year
15:00 <peace> injected me with bullshit
15:00 <peace> dopamine inhibitors
15:00 <peace> when my problem is saratonen
16:00 <Student> why you allowed them to inject you with the wrong medicines?
16:00 <peace> cause i had no choice
16:00 <peace> or i get put in nut ward
17:00 <peace> and ppl use my place
17:00 <peace> why i locked up
17:00 <mandyjane> lol couleurs
17:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <peace> it fucken fucked
19:00 <peace> all cause i got called a wanker
19:00 <peace> they ruin my health
19:00 <peace> my brain
19:00 <peace> cause i got called a wanker
19:00 <Student> did you complain?
19:00 <peace> yes
20:00 <peace> cause meds didnt work
20:00 <peace> so they gave me more
20:00 <Student> and they ignore it and keep injecting you with wrong medicines? :)
20:00 <peace> yes
20:00 <Student> well :)
21:00 <peace> :)
21:00 <peace> its funny but its not
21:00 <Student> yah, i am seeing the funny side of it :)
21:00 <Student> you complained like yelling to them or like hurrying up type? or said them politely?
22:00 <peace> yelling
22:00 <peace> or angry
22:00 <Excessive> lawl
22:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> its has gotten to point where things like that dont hurt me
22:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> it hurt person who say it more than me :D
22:00 <Student> Q{{kiss_jibjib hey baby, where are you hiding? :)
22:00 <peace> i gonna tell doctor to inject herself
22:00 <peace> if its good for me
22:00 <peace> what harm will it do to her
23:00 <Student> i think that is where your problem is, communication
23:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> is beastial night
23:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> it is*
23:00 <Excessive> yes, n the longer u carry on the worse it's gonnah be 4 u
23:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> hiding with a billygoat
23:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> we were talking about animal dildos earlier today
23:00 <peace> how many years have i lost and am i sterial now
24:00 <peace> fucken i dont trust em
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> huffinballs
25:00 <peace> when if the first time i came out of hospital they gave me tablet
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> puffinbillies
25:00 <Nikky`> good, you shouldn't be allowed to have kods
25:00 <Nikky`> kids also
25:00 <peace> i would have been better a year ago
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> cookinvegiesyo
25:00 <peace> Nikky` u shouldnt have kids
25:00 <peace> not me
26:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
26:00 <Excessive> who in their right mind would want ur kid/s chris, seriously?
26:00 <Nikky`> Yes, the girl who doesn't drink like you, do drugs and have mental issues shouldn't have kids, makes sense
27:00 <Nikky`> Hey Tuftoy
27:00 <Tuftoy> hey Nikky`
27:00 <peace> yes it does cause your a bitch
27:00 <peace> fucken interjecting
27:00 <peace> i trying tell a fucken story
28:00 <Student> what is stopping her to have kids, the girl who does not drink, do drugs and have mental issues? could be the reason she shouldnot have kids
28:00 <Nikky`> lol.. good come back..well done.. you chat in main and I make a comment on it, yes, how wrong of me
28:00 <Nikky`> fucktard
28:00 <Student> question marks ??
28:00 <birdbutts> https://31.media.tumblr.com/9c594eaa6c98ba048203244ce2e069dc/tumblr_n23zvjbiFl1tnxaowo1_400.gif
28:00 <Loof> die student
28:00 <peace> i problly all ready had kids and been drugged to forget it
29:00 <Excessive> by now we don't give a fck abt ur whining chris
30:00 <couleurs> beautifuel smile
30:00 <peace> i saw a student twice
30:00 <peace> she gave me depo once it didnt hurt
30:00 <Picard> who's been to Singapore?
31:00 <peace> even days after it didnt
31:00 <Excessive> I have Picard
31:00 <peace> if the person qualified gives it it hurts
31:00 <Excessive> they have chewing gum as illegal there
31:00 <Picard> have u really been there or u are talking irc shit
32:00 <Excessive> nah been there twice
32:00 <Picard> orchard road appears to be where a lot of accommodation is located
32:00 <Excessive> on the way here n on the way back home ........... for a couple of nites, changin planes
34:00 <Picard> ok
34:00 <couleurs> did u c any asian ppl
34:00 <Picard> lmfao
37:00 <shadsam> THEDRUNK
37:00 <TheRon> who are you?
38:00 <Excessive> oh chris ............. takes a couple of days fo ur eyesore to go away :)
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bachelorette is on
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to see the moment her heart breaks when one guy leaves
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> n its her fav guy
39:00 <TheRon> the bachelorette seems gay
40:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> intro me to her PandasDontDrive 
41:00 <shadsam> `SEEN THE_BARON
41:00 <prowl> shadsam, The_Baron ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 19 hours 35 minutes ago (08.03. 20:05) stating "Quit: " after spending 9 minutes there.
42:00 <TheRon> roast chicken for tea tonight
42:00 <couleurs> TheRon - Royals
43:00 <TheRon> no
44:00 <TheRon> tennis court?
45:00 <TheRon> might watch aliens tonight
45:00 <TheRon> might even watch the movie
50:00 <couleurs> cool
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> brooks will dump desire
56:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/37zRmQwS74I
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Juiceboxxx performs "Like A Renegade" (Feb 26, 2014) 2:27 - Category: News and Politics - 44,083 views - 123 likes (61.8%), 76 dislikes (38.2%)
56:00 <couleurs> RAP IS BAK
57:00 <TheRon> rappers tend to get shot
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so full
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see desiree without makeup
59:00 <TheRon> desire sounds like a strippers name
00:00 <TheRon> are they sticking 20's down the bachelorette's underpants??
02:00 <Student> :)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> man these guys are pussies
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I GOTTA PULL OVER THE CAR SO I CAN KISS YOU AGAIN
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitch be like, just get to the destination man.
04:00 <TheRon> how many blokes has she kissed??
11:00 <shadsam> drunk skunk
11:00 <TheRon> jealous?
15:00 <Excessive> hurry up n fck off sunday ......... I want mah stuff delivered
15:00 <TheRon> stuff??
15:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <Excessive> ye, a couple of w-less glassbreak detectors that I bought on friday
16:00 <TheRon> what do they do?
16:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> anyone seen the new plasma cannon
16:00 <Excessive> part of my alarm ............ someone breaks the window, the alarm goes off
16:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> that can launch plasma projectile 150km per second
17:00 <BlackDevil> hey Q{{kiss_jibjib
17:00 <BlackDevil> lets fuck for lunch
17:00 <TheRon> ahh ok, i thought it was some nerdy tech thing for gaming or something
17:00 <Excessive> nah, I don't game
17:00 <TheRon> being irc i just assumed
17:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> BlackDevil, shave everything then i might consider
17:00 <couleurs> pretty sure you'd hear glass break without an alarm lmao
17:00 <BlackDevil> no
17:00 <BlackDevil> i like my pubes
18:00 <TheRon> couleurs you like ELO?
18:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> talk to the hand then
18:00 <couleurs> no
18:00 <Excessive> not if I'm not here couleurs
18:00 <TheRon> you should damn it
18:00 <TheRon> :)
19:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/1Ee4bfu_t3c
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Letterman - Future Islands: "Seasons (Waiting On You)" (Mar 4, 2014) 3:50 - Category: Entertainment - 148,238 views - 1,283 likes (96.6%), 45 dislikes (3.4%)
19:00 <couleurs> i like that 1
19:00 <couleurs> y is the audio so low who edits this shit fuk
20:00 <BlackDevil> the girl on the left http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394344450270.jpg epic
20:00 <TheRon> kardashians
20:00 <couleurs> she was stung by a thosend bees
23:00 <couleurs> triple J brought me here﻿
23:00 <couleurs> fuck triple j and fuck you the future islands brought me here﻿
23:00 <couleurs> fucken 0wn3d
23:00 <TheRon> what drugs are triple j on this week??
24:00 <couleurs> triple j is so bad the abc should be embarresed
24:00 <couleurs> they're borderline nova or fox now
24:00 <couleurs> thank u
24:00 <TheRon> not nova......
25:00 <TheRon> back in the 90's was when triple j was good
25:00 <Doodle> showing your age
25:00 <TheRon> yeah well
25:00 <TheRon> it's true
25:00 <Doodle> mikey & helen
25:00 <Doodle> in de morningz
26:00 <TheRon> i used to buy the hottest 100 cd's every yeah, then it became just poppy shit
26:00 <Doodle> i bought one
27:00 <simba> but u love poppy shit
27:00 <Excessive> I used to go record shopping every pay back in those days .......... 200 - 300 bux on records
28:00 <couleurs> me 2
29:00 <TheRon> the hottest 100 cd i bought had the hives on it
29:00 <TheRon> the last one
29:00 <couleurs> u rok
29:00 <TheRon> i do
30:00 <simba> <TheRon> and we'll never be Royals
31:00 <TheRon> exactly
37:00 <TheRon> and i'll never try ganja
38:00 <Doodle> its the devil
43:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1M-Ltm8eYE
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Yellow (Live at Jools Holland 2000) (Jun 3, 2009) 4:24 - Category: Music - 153,972 views - 934 likes (99.4%), 6 dislikes (0.6%)
44:00 <BlackDevil> coldplay should be on the malaysia flight
44:00 <BlackDevil> been
44:00 <couleurs> the 1 that went 2 the bermuder triangle?
45:00 <simba> the vines on jools holland now that was a Rock Show
47:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't want to be on a flight with kenny g
47:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't wanna what he sounds like on that whistle
47:00 <BlackDevil> no couleurs
47:00 <BlackDevil> thats near cuba
51:00 <couleurs> i wanna take ya 2 cuba bermuder come on pretty mama
52:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3xpmfJp0Xc
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Zutons - Valerie (Oct 3, 2009) 3:53 - Category: Music - 2,243,042 views - 7,639 likes (97.8%), 169 dislikes (2.2%)
54:00 <couleurs> RIP aimee whinedhouse
54:00 <TheRon> indeed
55:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKVJM3kURo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zwan - Honestly - Letterman 23-01-03 (Jul 8, 2007) 3:56 - Category: People and Blogs - 169,736 views - 320 likes (93.6%), 22 dislikes (6.4%)
57:00 <couleurs> ahahahah
57:00 <TheRon> ahhh billy corgan
57:00 <couleurs> that's way worse than coldplay
01:00 <TheRon> kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
03:00 <Excessive> ah ............ I have a can ov bourbon n cola still from yesterday
03:00 <TheRon> nice
03:00 <Excessive> I'mnah have eet
03:00 <TheRon> tide you over?
04:00 <Excessive> aye?
04:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/86778b86d0cd0c39e5606a71e4d07a96/tumblr_n1iy9uZHCM1r0zxxfo4_500.jpg
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> UH OH DESIREE
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> BROOKS IS BOUT TO SHIT ON YOUR CHEST BABES!
05:00 <shadsam> theron is THEDRUNK
05:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5z5U_xd8EU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Avenue Q (Australia) - The Internet Is For Porn (Apr 11, 2010) 3:27 - Category: Comedy - 239,706 views - 1,286 likes (96.5%), 46 dislikes (3.5%)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> if Desiree really loved Brooks she would quit the show and go after him, but she doesn't
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba would you go on the bachelor
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> as the bachelor
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you'd have to let me pick one chick that i know would really piss the other chicks off.
08:00 <shadsam> SIMBAS AN ABBO
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ABBO is my fav native australian band
09:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5pidokakU4I
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles) (Dec 10, 2009) 5:31 - Category: Comedy - 30,031,536 views - 238,428 likes (99.2%), 1,821 dislikes (0.8%)
09:00 <simba> only soulless retarded yanks obsessed with fame get on tv shows like that
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't you speak to me like that Herculee!
10:00 <couleurs> thank u
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> this shit needs to be more scripted, she needs to say movie shit like "You're breaking my heart!"
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then slap him and get angry and then apologise and say she'd blow him
12:00 <simba> why do u have to tell us everything about what ur watching like Pieter used 2 do
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're just not contributing to my irc experience.
14:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba, I'm going to have to send you home. No rose for you pal.
16:00 <couleurs> *** deeldose quit (Quit: Copywight 2007 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.)
16:00 <couleurs> best quit msg ever
20:00 <shadsam> AUSTNET IS DEAD
20:00 <TheRon> jesus
20:00 <druff> was it ever alive?
22:00 <TheRon> freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fucking fee
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1932197_10152025728407639_1303044128_n.jpg
23:00 <druff> dvda..
23:00 <TheRon> ahhh durka durka
24:00 <druff> promise me youll never die
25:00 <TheRon> duffman will never die, only the actors that play him
25:00 <shadsam> sup dandruff
26:00 <druff> yo
27:00 <TheRon> footy on friday night, can't wait
28:00 <druff> footy on in few mins
29:00 <TheRon> yeah?
29:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 fifa
29:00 <TheRon> wogball??
30:00 <druff> nope
30:00 <druff> nrl
30:00 <TheRon> gotta love league
30:00 <druff> eels v warriors
30:00 <TheRon> that all
30:00 <couleurs> theirs only 1 football u idiets
30:00 <TheRon> warriors in a canter
31:00 <TheRon> heart win again?
31:00 <druff> im backin the warriors to get up
31:00 <TheRon> eels are terrible
32:00 <druff> i just hate hayne
32:00 <TheRon> he's a dick
33:00 <druff> yes, yes he is
33:00 <TheRon> at least hindmarsh has some class about him
33:00 <druff> he shouldve went to another club
33:00 <druff> workhorse that fella
33:00 <TheRon> he wants work
34:00 <druff> he should make a comeback
34:00 <TheRon> bloody oath, look if lazarus can keep going till he's 40 so can hindmarsh
35:00 <druff> haha, very true
36:00 <TheRon> did the storm win??
36:00 <druff> yep
36:00 <druff> golden point
36:00 <druff> 23-22
36:00 <TheRon> nice
36:00 <TheRon> cam smith?
37:00 <druff> didnt pay that much attention
37:00 <TheRon> well it's either him of cronk
37:00 <Nikky`> *snore*
37:00 <druff> thinking it was smitty
37:00 <TheRon> a quiet shandy nikky?
38:00 <Nikky`> I had a quiet pear cider or 3 earlier
38:00 <Nikky`> It just made me sleepy
38:00 <druff> if parramatta were the parramatta cats, nikky would be interested
38:00 <TheRon> nice
38:00 <Nikky`> I might have cc n dry later, maybe
38:00 <TheRon> fair enough too
38:00 <Nikky`> I would not druff.. lies
39:00 <druff> why u lie for?
39:00 <Nikky`> Only Geelong Cats for me
39:00 <druff> melbourne cats then..
39:00 <Nikky`> That is all
39:00 <TheRon> druff please!
39:00 <TheRon> don't insult geelong like that
39:00 <druff> lol
40:00 <druff> emulation is the most sincere form of flattery
40:00 <druff> .
40:00 <shadsam> oo,oo
40:00 <TheRon> geelong wins 3 premierships and people try to copy them, go figure
41:00 <shadsam> .
41:00 <druff> brisbane won 3 in a row
41:00 <druff> not this 1 on 1 off bs
41:00 <druff> :P
41:00 <TheRon> geelong would've beaten them
41:00 <druff> they couldnt make the finals...
41:00 <druff> says enough
42:00 <TheRon> mind you i was barracking for the lions when they beat essendon
43:00 <druff> :D
43:00 <druff> hmm
43:00 <Nikky`> You've done it now
44:00 <druff> im a bad bad man
49:00 <Nikky`> sleep in tomorrow - exciiiiiiiiiiiiiiting
49:00 <lumeah> lol
51:00 <lumeah> hey frayedknot
51:00 <frayedknot> hi lumeah
51:00 <Nikky`> frayedknot hardly talks tho. always lurking
51:00 <Nikky`> i'm onto them
51:00 <frayedknot> Nikky`, be nice
51:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/463670/Incredible-pictures-show-crop-circles-created-in-snow-by-artist-using-just-his-feet
52:00 <Nikky`> I was being nice.. I was looking you up n down
52:00 <Nikky`> :P
52:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> yeh be nice Nikky` 
52:00 <Nikky`> I'm always nice - ALWAYS
52:00 <Nikky`> So shut up
52:00 <Nikky`> hehehehehehe
52:00 <Nikky`> How are you frayedknot? Having a good weekend?
53:00 <frayedknot> Nikky`, am i supposed to type loads of incomprehensible stuff, like certain others here?
53:00 <frayedknot> i'm good thank you
53:00 <Nikky`> god no, that would just ruin it 
53:00 <frayedknot> and how are you?
54:00 <Nikky`> I'm also good, relaxing watching the block and mkr
54:00 <Nikky`> So hard when I like em both
54:00 <Pieter> AWESDOME IS BACK!!!
54:00 <frayedknot> that must be just fascinating
54:00 <Pieter> Awesome
54:00 <Nikky`> Be nice frayedknot :P
54:00 <Pieter> Bur big !
54:00 <Pieter> BUT BUT
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to eat 
54:00 <Pieter> Me dances i got chineseee
54:00 <Pieter> Rice not girl
55:00 <Pieter> Doh ma
55:00 <frayedknot> Nikky`, okay, just interpret that without sarcasm
55:00 <Nikky`> I'm trying to but 
57:00 <druff> the block encore?
58:00 <Nikky`> No
58:00 <druff> oo
58:00 <druff> might have to watch later myself
58:00 <druff> or is it just judgeing?
58:00 <Nikky`> it is later
58:00 <Nikky`> Get to see who wins the kitchen
58:00 <druff> arh yep, ta
59:00 <Nikky`> No worries
10:00 <Pieter> Remember the deros is on
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope you remember to remember the titans 
16:00 <[Maverick]> sup cunts
16:00 <Nikky`> sup yaself jerky turkey
28:00 <Pieter> How low , cunts stealing dogs to use in dog fighting comps
28:00 <[Maverick]>  sup Nikky` poos 
28:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot my lovely one, you?
29:00 <[Maverick]> waiting on my mate to rock up woo \
29:00 <[Maverick]> sundayyyy session'
29:00 <Nikky`> How exciting for you
31:00 <Nikky`> I'll be over when he turns up
31:00 <[Maverick]> hahah
33:00 <Nikky`> :P
34:00 <Nikky`> Hiya ooomp :o)
34:00 <ooomp> Hey Nikky` :)
36:00 <ooomp> Its way to quiet in here tonight
36:00 <[Maverick]> for a sunday 
37:00 <[Maverick]> everyone is nursing a hangover 
37:00 <Excessive> make some noiz then
38:00 <ooomp> Don't you dare urinate 
38:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, don't mess up the room
40:00 <ooomp> Luckily there is one more day of this weekend, for me
40:00 <ooomp> Some aren't so lucky
40:00 <Nikky`> I'm lucky
41:00 <Drgore> bastards
42:00 <loliikakeee> hi
42:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Gtw9ZbZ7KJQ
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: King Midas Sound - Meltdown (Hyperdub 2009) (Oct 28, 2013) 4:27 - Category: Music - 367 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Drgore> you have a strange nick
43:00 <ooomp> Says Drgore
43:00 <loliikakeee> i loliikakeee nice women
43:00 <Drgore> i'm sure
44:00 <Drgore> DrGore makes sense. ooomp and loliikakeee make no sense
44:00 <simba> 2 u
44:00 <ooomp> In what way does Drgore make sense
44:00 <simba> DrGore and Drgore are different
45:00 <Drgore> aren't you cute simba the white lion
45:00 <simba> wrong simba there u r showing ur age
45:00 <Drgore> so cute
45:00 <ooomp> Time to ignore the mindless fuck me thinks
45:00 <ooomp> Shadowgate
45:00 <simba> Shadowgate is actually worse u will see
46:00 <Excessive> ah 2 hrs n a bit n mah sunday is ovahhhhhhhhhhh
48:00 <loliikakeee> in eyes of green bean seen clean mean what thats fricken hot
49:00 <ooomp> simba, what are you doing tomorrow
49:00 <loliikakeee> ooomp is just wrong
50:00 <loliikakeee> cant like woman like that they dont have pride
50:00 <Pieter> Victory is yours for the taking people!
50:00 <ooomp> What woman?
50:00 <Pieter> You can do it
50:00 <Excessive> says u who cried on abt her for ages
50:00 <Pieter> I BELIEVE IN YOU
50:00 <loliikakeee> bam
50:00 <loliikakeee> huh
50:00 <loliikakeee> lol
51:00 <loliikakeee> u are funny
51:00 <loliikakeee> look
51:00 <loliikakeee> huh
51:00 <loliikakeee> !!!!
51:00 <ooomp> Pieter, go to sleep
53:00 <loliikakeee> thru this be present day it seems that i not have not within my dreams
54:00 <simba> ooomp idk hopefully go 4 a romantic walk down by the river xD
54:00 <loliikakeee> but u cant think
54:00 <loliikakeee> of me
54:00 <loliikakeee> so god set me free
55:00 <ooomp> O..k simba
55:00 <ooomp> Sounds interesting
55:00 <simba> what better way 2 spend a free monday
55:00 <simba> answers on a post card
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you going to walk romantically across the new footbridge
56:00 <simba> no that part will be robotic and void of emotion
56:00 <simba> kissing on bridges causes cancer
57:00 <loliikakeee>              () 
57:00 <loliikakeee>            ()
57:00 <loliikakeee>          ()
57:00 <Excessive> I mite actually go n sleep in mah bed rather than the lounge tonite
57:00 <ooomp> Not if you kiss PandasDontDrive, then kissing on bridges only gets your arrested
57:00 <loliikakeee> .              /\/\ P
57:00 <Excessive> the lounge gets uncomfortable
57:00 <simba> thats disgusting ooomp
58:00 <ooomp> Law enforcement agrees
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> was that a gay poke
58:00 <Pieter> ./me coughs in peoples faces
59:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <Doodle> fuck knows what we have now
59:00 <Doodle> tb, typhoid
59:00 <Doodle> dyssentery
00:00 <Doodle> oh and aids
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lame anyway ooomp
00:00 <loliikakeee> .              /\/\P's
00:00 <loliikakeee>              () 
00:00 <loliikakeee>             () (((( 
00:00 <loliikakeee>            ()  )) ))ag
00:00 <loliikakeee>                \\//
00:00 <loliikakeee>                 VV
00:00 <loliikakeee> lol
00:00 <ooomp> Doodle, that's a bad list
00:00 <Doodle> indeed
00:00 <ooomp> What's lame PandasDontDrive?
01:00 <loliikakeee> lolz
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
02:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooo <3
03:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
03:00 <Nikky`> How are you dear?
03:00 <Doodle> i'm ok thx, you?
04:00 <loliikakeee> ooomp
04:00 <Nikky`> I'm fantastical
04:00 <loliikakeee>   (  )  ^^
04:00 <loliikakeee>   ()() /  \
04:00 <loliikakeee> )  \ \///\ \
04:00 <loliikakeee> ))) \ \/  \ \
04:00 <loliikakeee> lols
04:00 <loliikakeee> snail mail
05:00 <Shadowgate> NIkky is funny lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow, didn't know Die Hard was based on a book..
05:00 <Shadowgate> PandasDontDrive book version book version book version book version book version book version book version book version book version book version book version
05:00 <simba> Shadowgate, stfu \
06:00 <Pieter> Book library ref number
07:00 <ooomp> Doodle
07:00 <Nikky`> I believe i'm funny, yes
07:00 <Doodle> ooomp
07:00 <Doodle> no i will not measure it for you
07:00 <ooomp> Nikky` is both funny and sexy
07:00 <loliikakeee> ooomp show me ya tits again
07:00 <loliikakeee> ignore is funny
08:00 <loliikakeee> ooomp lets get in bed a lick ya vag hard for like 2 hours till u squel
08:00 <ooomp> loliikakakee, be a little more respectful please and also leave me the fuck alone
08:00 <loliikakeee> i will twirl
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey ^pilot^
09:00 <loliikakeee> ooomp
09:00 <Skirmish> loliikakeee must be chris. He's the only person that thinks women want oral sex for 2 hours. 
09:00 <Nikky`> We can snuggle till morning
09:00 <Doodle> lol der
09:00 <Doodle> who else would it be
09:00 <Skirmish> I thought maybe we had a new junkie artard. 
09:00 <Doodle> stranger things have happened
10:00 <ooomp> A little disappointing Skirmish
10:00 <ooomp> Maybe one day
10:00 <Doodle> 2hrs fk that
10:00 <Doodle> you'd need to stop for a drink or something
10:00 <Doodle> or breathe through your ears
11:00 <Skirmish> If he knows what he's doing then he shouldn't be there for any longer than 20mins ... and that is being very considerate. 
11:00 <ooomp> Lol
11:00 <Skirmish> BUT ... Chris is a virgin so what else are we to expect him to say? He doesn't know better. 
11:00 <ooomp> We can't be 5 minutes or less wonders boys
11:00 <loliikakeee>    ?  !  =
11:00 <loliikakeee>   ( )( )( )/\/\ |>
11:00 <loliikakeee>                 :
11:00 <Doodle> he thinks boobs feel like a bag of sand
11:00 <Skirmish> Maybe on his real doll they do. 
12:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: Less than 5 minutes just shows how amazing you girls can be.  How can us guys hold back when dealing with women of such skill? 
12:00 <Doodle> lol suck
13:00 <IAmSpeed> Haha. This is one time I'm glad I glanced at the channel.
13:00 <ooomp> Hmm, you make a point
13:00 <loliikakeee> ? questioning ! footdown = 000/\/\P
13:00 <Shadowgate> IAmSpeed your funny lol
13:00 <ooomp> Nice way twisting the truth Skirmish
14:00 <Skirmish> With women, it's all about telling them what they want to hear. Somewhere along the way I developed a knack for it. ;) 
14:00 <Nikky`> You have learnt the knack of the BS :P
14:00 <ooomp> And yet, I remain disappointed with your performance
14:00 <Doodle> there is no pleasing ooomp
14:00 <ooomp> :o
14:00 <ooomp> That's a lie Doodle.
15:00 <ooomp> Nikky` pleases me all the time
15:00 <Skirmish> I can't win all the time ooomp. 
15:00 <ooomp> Which is more than I can say for you
15:00 <Doodle> lesbianism doesnt count
15:00 <IAmSpeed> Why's that Shadowgate?
16:00 <ooomp> [Maverick] you were too late
16:00 <[Maverick]> awwww :( 
16:00 <[Maverick]> nooooo 
17:00 <ooomp> I cannot wait for you forever..
17:00 <Nikky`> I sure do ooomp
17:00 <[Maverick]> I know you can't :( 
18:00 <loliikakeee> o              _ 
18:00 <loliikakeee> o             / \ 
18:00 <loliikakeee> o            /OO \
18:00 <loliikakeee> m            \V  /()
18:00 <loliikakeee> p             \"/oo)()/\/\|\
18:00 <loliikakeee> !                         |/    
18:00 <loliikakeee> !                         | 
18:00 <Maurice> loliikakeee cut it out or get out
19:00 <IAmSpeed> I like this Maurice character.
19:00 <Pieter> Yeh loliikakeee
19:00 <Maurice> And if you say even one thing to annoy me, I'll make sure you get out
19:00 <loliikakeee> IAmSpeed is new person
19:00 <Pieter> I cant take it no more
19:00 <Doodle> back off, Maurice's holes belong to me
19:00 <Pieter> Its hurting my computer
19:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
19:00 <loliikakeee> lol
19:00 <Pieter> Its bleeding dots ....'s :(
19:00 <IAmSpeed> 'm not new at all loliikakeee.
19:00 <IAmSpeed> I've got no interest in Maurice's holes.
19:00 <Pieter> No one does
20:00 <Maurice> Some people do, you rude nipple dick
20:00 <Doodle> YEAH
20:00 <IAmSpeed> You should kick Pieter out too for inferring otherwise.
20:00 <Doodle> ^^
20:00 <Skirmish> Why do you treat your brother like that Pieter? 
20:00 <ooomp> Doodle cries himself to sleep every night when he can't have Maurice
20:00 <Doodle> i cry myself to sleep every night when i can have her too
20:00 <Maurice> Oh he can have me every night ;)
20:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah he complains I steal the blanket
20:00 <IAmSpeed> ;0
21:00 <[Maverick]> :O 
21:00 <Doodle> its too hot for blankets tonight
21:00 <ooomp> Nude sleeping ftw
21:00 <Maurice> Not if you crank the aircon
21:00 <ooomp> Its what I'm doing
21:00 <[Maverick]> I let ooomp steal the blanket when she is over 
21:00 <Doodle> i dont have aircon
21:00 <Maurice> Lately I;ve been sleeping in knickers and a singlet
21:00 <Maurice> Mostly coz of kids
21:00 <Doodle> me too
21:00 <Doodle> frilly ones
21:00 <Maurice> They cramp my style
21:00 <Maurice> I bet we're knicker twins
21:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
21:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
22:00 <Nikky`> hehe
22:00 <ooomp> [Maverick], the only reason I steal the blanket is because you suck at warming me up. You're a man, you're supposed to be a furnace dammit :/
22:00 <[Maverick]> I have a one bar heater ;) 
22:00 <IAmSpeed> Two way street oomp.
23:00 <ooomp> Bullshit IAmSpeed
23:00 <IAmSpeed> Hey, you could help him stoke the flames a little.
23:00 <ooomp> Men warm up women. Never the other way round
23:00 <Doodle> pff
23:00 <IAmSpeed> That sounds very boring ooomp.
23:00 <ooomp> You say boring, I say practical
24:00 <IAmSpeed> We'll have to agree to disagree.
24:00 <Nikky`> lets
24:00 <simba> Warm up ur Women lads
25:00 <simba> or she will lay there Dissatisfied
26:00 <Doodle> well
26:00 <Nikky`> listen to simba
26:00 <Doodle> how nice
27:00 <simba> look how pimpd me mates ride is https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1797344_10152630921633998_1290785491_n.jpg
27:00 <simba> got more sponsors than a Young Tony hawk
28:00 <Doodle> awes
29:00 <couleurs> McBain!!!!!!
30:00 <Shadowgate> ooomp is funny lol
30:00 <Excessive> nibble on ooomp's nuts
30:00 <Excessive> :P
31:00 <ooomp> None for you
31:00 <Shadowgate> Excessive did a face lol using text it was so clever lol
31:00 <couleurs> le reddit army is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> o noes missed Compass
32:00 <couleurs> -- you tube
32:00 <Doodle> ty ooomp
33:00 <Excessive> meh, I'mnah pill out
33:00 <Excessive> want tomorrow to be here
33:00 <Excessive> so the sooner I'm asleep the soonber tomorrow it will be for meh
33:00 <simba> meh
34:00 <simba> the sooner u open bag of doritos sooner bag of doritos empty - ancient chinese proverb
34:00 <ooomp> Deep
35:00 <Nikky`> CCs are better than doritos
35:00 <Excessive> yep
35:00 <Doodle> theyre both cancer in a bag
35:00 <simba> theyre both tasty demons
35:00 <Pieter> Why dooes the Trivago tv ad with the fat guy floating around in the pool remind me of a typical irc user these days
36:00 <Excessive> also corn chips r delish with sour cream
36:00 <simba> because ur a junkie Pieter
36:00 <Pieter> First thought immediately is IRC
36:00 <mandyjane> welcome, Skirmish
36:00 <Nikky`> wb ^pilot^ n Skirmish
37:00 <ooomp> Doodle, most cancers come in a bag
38:00 <Doodle> i came in a bag once, she didn't mind
38:00 <Skirmish> mandyjane: Whilst I admire your tenacity ... you may as well not try. 
39:00 <ooomp> Did it seep through?
39:00 <Doodle> lol no
39:00 <Nikky`> Shouldn't call your mum a bag Doodle
39:00 <Doodle> not at first
39:00 <Senpai> i sometimes use garbage bags as makeshift condoms
39:00 <mandyjane> kk
39:00 <Senpai> works alright
39:00 <Doodle> :o Nikky`
39:00 <Nikky`> Sorry
39:00 <mandyjane> Senpai - cling wrap
39:00 <ooomp> That was wrong
39:00 <Nikky`> I can't believe I went the mum joke
39:00 <Nikky`> pls forgive me
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Nikky`> Liinda <3
39:00 <Doodle> you are forgiven
39:00 <Liinda> Nikky` <33
39:00 <Senpai> mandyjane: can't get a good seal
39:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
39:00 <Senpai> good thinking though
40:00 <Liinda> hai doodal!
40:00 <Nikky`> yaaaay thank you Doodle
40:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
40:00 <Doodle> now go to work for me tomorrow
40:00 <Nikky`> NO..I shall enjoy my sleep in tomorrow
40:00 <ooomp> No long weekend for Doodle?
40:00 <ooomp> A pity
40:00 <Doodle> nah
40:00 <Liinda> suffer in ya jocks
40:00 <mandyjane> Senpai, use a rubber band around the end
40:00 <Liinda> im relaxing tomorrow.
40:00 <Doodle> how did you know i had jocks on
41:00 <Senpai> ah.. doubles as a cockring
41:00 <Senpai> nice
41:00 <Liinda> i hope u wear them most days doctor
41:00 <Liinda> oops
41:00 <Liinda> Doodle
41:00 <ooomp> You like to keep the boys secure
41:00 <Doodle> most days
41:00 <ooomp> Its not that hard to assume Doodle
41:00 <Nikky`> Not when he is at work tho
41:00 <Doodle> too right ooomp you never know
41:00 <Liinda> i am guessing you have a free willy day
41:00 <Doodle> yeah on days that end in y
42:00 <Nikky`> I like to film up Doodle's pants 
42:00 <Liinda> lol filth
42:00 <Doodle> :o
42:00 <Nikky`> ooh gosh the show I get
42:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
42:00 <Liinda> lol Nikky` do u ghave a camera on your foot?
42:00 <Nikky`> Yes
42:00 <Liinda> *have
42:00 <Liinda> lol
42:00 <Liinda> can i have a copy of ur vid?
42:00 <Liinda> =P
42:00 <Nikky`> tho sometimes on the train I get some real horrors
42:00 <Nikky`> Of course you can
42:00 <Liinda> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Liinda> so you think you can daaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee
43:00 <Liinda> i wish i could dance like these ppl
43:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda sorry i wasn't here 
43:00 <Liinda> thats ok couleurs =)
43:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
43:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
44:00 <Liinda> i want ice cream
44:00 <Liinda> but i have run out
44:00 <Liinda> :(
44:00 <couleurs> i was making tea like a little old ladea
45:00 <Liinda> nawh couleurs
45:00 <couleurs> now it's 2 hot 2 drink 
45:00 <Liinda> what tea? just a normal black tea?
45:00 <couleurs> ps why is the weather so hot 2 idgi it's 32c in march now????????????????????????????????????????????
45:00 <Liinda> i used to love rose hibiscus tea
45:00 <Doodle> i have hibiscus tea
46:00 <Doodle> but i'm drinking coffee
46:00 <Liinda> gimme 
46:00 <Liinda> i have had like 5 coffees today
46:00 <couleurs> it's grean tea i mean yes rose hibiscus your favourite
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Liinda> i ike green too
46:00 <Doodle> i hate green tea
46:00 <Liinda> IKE
46:00 <Doodle> that shit is feral
46:00 <Liinda> i prefer peppermint
46:00 <Doodle> lawn clippings
46:00 <couleurs> peppermint is better 
46:00 <Shadowgate> aww Liinda
46:00 <Liinda> asian rice tea is yum
46:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate =D
47:00 <Shadowgate> lol Liinda
47:00 <Doodle> my ex was an alcoholic so she used to drink green tea and tell me she was being healthy
47:00 <Doodle> revolting stuff
47:00 <Doodle> chinese white tea is awesome
47:00 <Liinda> she kille dher liver then tried reviving it?
47:00 <Doodle> yeah something like that
47:00 <Liinda> ying yang
47:00 <Nikky`> only good tea is peppermint tea
48:00 <Pieter> Doh ma
48:00 <Excessive> and chamomile
48:00 <Liinda> roobois tea is nice
48:00 <Liinda> dandelion tea too
48:00 <Doodle> mull tea
48:00 <couleurs> yes peppermint is my favourite i think thank u Nikky` 
48:00 <Liinda> all acquired tastes
48:00 <Nikky`> welcome couleurs
49:00 <couleurs> i like coffee more then tea ok 
49:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pahij2ZMkMw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Emotions ~ Best of My Love (Nov 13, 2012) 3:02 - Category: Music - 175,199 views - 1,096 likes (98.4%), 18 dislikes (1.6%)
49:00 <Nikky`> Same, I only drink coffee
50:00 <couleurs> what about water?
50:00 <Nikky`> Oh and water
50:00 <Nikky`> soda water
50:00 <Student> oh Liinda still comes in here, Welcome , welcome :)
50:00 <Picard> Liinda hello sweetie
51:00 <Student> soda water is for handicapes
51:00 <couleurs> handicapes lol
51:00 <Liinda> oh hai Student
51:00 <simba> mineral water is fucked
51:00 <Liinda> hi picarddddd
51:00 <Student> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
51:00 <Doodle> who you tryin to get crazy with esse
51:00 <Picard> April 5 Liinda
51:00 <Doodle> donchu know i'm locooooo
51:00 <Liinda> whats april 5 picard
51:00 <Student> that "oh" of yours was very delightful L double i n de a
51:00 <Doodle> Picard gets his sex change
52:00 <Picard> our first date Liinda
52:00 <Liinda> can i bring doodle?
52:00 <Doodle> from female to male
52:00 <Picard> yes
52:00 <Picard> i kinda like  Doodle
52:00 <Doodle> do you have to
52:00 <Liinda> Doodle
52:00 <Liinda> ypure coming
52:00 <Doodle> i'm washing my hair that day
52:00 <Picard> Doodle u wish i was have a sex change 
52:00 <Liinda> to make sure picard doesnt slip me a roofie
52:00 <Maurice> Speaking of sex changes, I'm seeing Mrs Browns Boys on April 5th
52:00 <Doodle> who's gonna stop me from slipping you one?
52:00 <Doodle> or a roofie?
52:00 <Picard> Liinda im offended by that suggestion
53:00 <Liinda> reooww :P
53:00 <Student> ppl do that to you on first date Liinda? (i.e. slipping roofie)
53:00 <Liinda> Picard lol u said that the other night
53:00 <Liinda> Student all the time, its awesome
53:00 <Picard> and i was joking 
53:00 <Doodle> its not our first date Student
53:00 <Maurice> I usually roofie myself before a date, saves time
53:00 <Picard> Fat Tony
53:00 <Liinda> lol duh picard, i wasnt serious either
53:00 <Liinda> lol Maurice
53:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
53:00 <Doodle> 'are you gonna fk me or what'
54:00 <Maurice> 'wait! come back! where are you going? I thought we were on a date!'
54:00 <Student> :)
54:00 <Doodle> i mean when else are you sposed to get laid
54:00 <Liinda> in a chicken pen
54:00 <Student> you are supposed to get laid on first date? :) wow
54:00 <Liinda> if you were an egg
55:00 <Picard> Doodle we can tag team Liinda
55:00 <Liinda> i dont shaire
55:00 <Liinda> share\
55:00 <Doodle> can i just go first and then leave before you get there
55:00 <Doodle> ta
55:00 <Student> tag team sound handicapped too ;)
55:00 <Picard> no
55:00 <Picard> its together or not at all
55:00 <Liinda> yeah just as long as you take me with you Doodle
55:00 <Doodle> not at all then
55:00 <Student> a man should be able to handle the "roofie" on his own 
55:00 <Picard> fine, i get her to myself
55:00 <Doodle> wha-evaaaaaa
55:00 <Liinda> how about
55:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/HHrYDLl.jpg
56:00 <Liinda> noooooo. nobody gets this ass
56:00 <Liinda> cept for Nikky`
56:00 <Doodle> thats a stupid idea
56:00 <Doodle> i dont like it
56:00 <Liinda> and none of u can watch
56:00 <Liinda> so THERE
56:00 <Student> oh Doodle being judgemental ;) 
56:00 <Doodle> way to ruin everything Picard
56:00 <Doodle> i was on there
56:00 <Picard> u suck
57:00 <Nikky`> oooooooo
57:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <Student> Liinda you realise one thing yet? you are getting old ;)
57:00 <Doodle> she is coming into her prime you mean
57:00 <Student> ha ha 
57:00 <Liinda> Student... i am like a wine. I get better with age
58:00 <Doodle> and she stains the carpet
58:00 <Student> ok, you are like a wine :)
58:00 <Liinda> lmfao
58:00 <couleurs> i like wine 2 it's good 4 u
58:00 <Doodle> and leaves an aftertaste
58:00 <couleurs> and it gets you drunk fast
58:00 <Doodle> i can go on
58:00 <Liinda> red wine with dark choclate
58:00 <Liinda> stains ur teef
58:00 <Student> oh you like red wine with dark choclate, 
59:00 <Liinda> its good for your heart
59:00 <Student> ic
59:00 <simba> so is running
59:00 <Doodle> brb real life
59:00 <Student> good for heart but bad for brain cells
59:00 <couleurs> i'm good 
59:00 <Student> some people like to "abuse" their brains :) not knowing it will going to get them soon 
00:00 <Doodle> you're abusing my brain
00:00 <Student> you have a brain left?
00:00 <Liinda> doodle is just going for a piss
00:00 <Liinda> thats what he meant
00:00 <Doodle> yeah i might actually
00:00 <Doodle> brb
00:00 <Student> lol 
00:00 <Student> he got jealous when i get between you and Doodle
01:00 <Student> males are like that, jealous, possesive
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats piratebay now?
01:00 <Liinda> lol
02:00 <lumeah> thats still around?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
02:00 <simba> google piratebay and it will give u the latest link
02:00 <lumeah> cool
02:00 <Pieter> Lumeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02:00 <Student> that is relatively easy to find out if it is there or not 
02:00 <simba> pirateproxy.se
02:00 <lumeah> pieteeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah se
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had sx
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers
02:00 <Liinda> piratebay.se
02:00 <lumeah> lol
02:00 <lumeah> did you ? 
02:00 <couleurs> piratebutts.com
02:00 <Liinda> oh he cant see me 
02:00 <Pieter> I didnt have sex
02:00 <Liinda> :(
03:00 <lumeah> soone ask me to suck them off,..
03:00 <lumeah> i declined.. 
03:00 <lumeah> lol
03:00 <Student> Liinda that could be a blessing :)
03:00 <simba> i bet it was Picard
03:00 <lumeah> wasn't going to do anything for me lol
03:00 <Pieter> What about me
03:00 <Pieter> Would you reject me
03:00 <Pieter> Eh eh
03:00 <lumeah> no guy i met in person.. i recon he was gay seriouly
03:00 <Pieter> You would wouldnt ya
03:00 <simba> did u meet him off irc
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool downloading s25 simpsons
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta get new southpark
04:00 <lumeah> no tinder 
04:00 <lumeah> lol
04:00 <Pieter> Irc people are duds these ays
04:00 <Pieter> Im the only awesome that remains
04:00 <lumeah> ahha
04:00 <simba> tinder surprise 
04:00 <Student> :)
04:00 <lumeah> well i mglad you have that'''ehem,.... view point....
04:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> <-- still awesome in pm
04:00 <Liinda> uh hrmm Pieter
04:00 <Student> oh Q{{kiss_jibjib ;PPP
05:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> <-- also low hourly rate in pm
05:00 <Student> Q{{kiss_jibjib what do you offer in private chat? :P
05:00 <lumeah> someone needs to dry my hair
05:00 <lumeah> lol
05:00 <Student> oh you have a rate too? :P
05:00 <Pieter> I am Liinda!
05:00 <Student> lumeah what hairs you are talking about? :P
05:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> <-- hot chats in pm
05:00 <Pieter> Me me ME
05:00 <simba> fucking die Q{{kiss_jibjib far out youre shit
05:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i provide list of services in pm
05:00 <Senpai> ^
05:00 <Student> hot chats in pm, cold chats in main ;)
05:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> i dont want to say in public
06:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> coz its private and commercial
06:00 <Student> Q{{kiss_jibjib i am kind of understanding your point ;)
06:00 <Student> it is a commercial secrete for you ;)
06:00 <Liinda> secrete huh
06:00 <Liinda> grosss
06:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> yeh i have my niche specialties
06:00 <Student> Liinda is digging it already ;)
06:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> dont want simba to copy
06:00 <lumeah> dare i ask what services?
07:00 <Student> i like the way you "operate" Q{{kiss_jibjib 
07:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> he's the type to steal other ppl's ideas
07:00 <Student> lol @ "asking what services"
07:00 <Liinda> Student gets Student discounts at brothels
07:00 <lumeah> hi [Maverick]
07:00 <simba> shut up Q{{kiss_jibjib youre the shittest person ever please shut up u arent even aussie
07:00 <[Maverick]> LOL Liinda
07:00 <Liinda> duekh
07:00 <Liinda> dukeh
07:00 <Student> yes i get discounted by escorts but that is ofcourse for entirely other reasons ;P
08:00 <lumeah> hair on my head 
08:00 <Liinda> =P
08:00 <lumeah> what other hair  lol
08:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> glares at Duke_36 
08:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> he maybe my competitor ---> Duke_36 
08:00 <Student> ok lumeah :) , you have hairs on the head :) , a lot many people loosing them 
08:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> <-- suspects Duke_36 used nick CordialGentleman other day
08:00 <Student> good to know you have hairs on the head :) 
09:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> how u get discount rates Student 
09:00 <Student> the best way to dry hairs is by air , without blowing it by the use of electrical means
09:00 <Liinda> on the head of her penis
09:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> u got frequent flier cards or something
09:00 <Liinda> hehe
09:00 <Student> Q{{kiss_jibjib shhhhhh , "secrete" ;P
09:00 <lumeah> welll ask a stupid question...
09:00 <lumeah> don't have times.
10:00 <Student> her penis? lol, you seem to be talking too much with beeh Liinda :P
10:00 <Liinda> havent seen beehh in a while
10:00 <lumeah> wouldn't get walked on if had penis
10:00 <lumeah> lol
10:00 <Liinda> student im female, im allowed to think of penis
10:00 <simba> no thought police here
10:00 <Liinda> speaking of penis, where's Doodle
10:00 <Senpai> someone mentioned penis?
10:00 <Doodle> here
10:00 <Liinda> PENIS
10:00 <Liinda> i mean, Doodle
11:00 <Student> ok, let be re-phrase it, you are female, like a wine 
11:00 <Liinda> I am femalem like a wine, i think of penis, all the time
11:00 <simba> <Student> the best way to dry hairs is by air , without blowing it by the use of electrical means - what about air blown via electric tool
11:00 <Student> Doodle is just about penis? that is a very cheap way to talk about a person :P
11:00 <Student> electric and electrical, pal you need to re-study your classes
12:00 <simba> i never took any electricity classes
12:00 <Liinda> the et way to dry hair is with a hairdryer
12:00 <Student> you think of penis? when you will stop thinking about it and actually have one with you so you do not have to think about it any more ;) , a bit rude but ...... you are tough cookie 
13:00 <Doodle> i cant understand this cunt
13:00 <simba> yep whatever that means
13:00 <Student> i never said any thing about "electricity classes" either :) baby 
13:00 <simba> why have you been calling men 'baby' tonight
13:00 <Student> but i understand the reason why you can not, cheers
14:00 <Doodle> back in a few hrs
14:00 <simba> teh beach men - dont worry bayeb
14:00 <Student> what should i call a person who lost his friend's basketball and never tried to actually find it for the sake of friendship? baby yah 
14:00 <Liinda> studnet is like beehhs alter ego
15:00 <Student> i mean shower? i really believe both of them are neat and clean , i would rather take them straight to bed if they are not hungry ;P
15:00 <simba> yeah its like the non violent bee
15:00 <simba> beehh
15:00 <simba> but afk, hes probably a silent killer
15:00 <Doodle> like syphillis
15:00 <Student> ohhh silent killer, ewwww
15:00 <Student> ;)
15:00 <simba> yes thats U Student
15:00 <Liinda> i do need a shower actually..
15:00 <Doodle> same
15:00 <Doodle> and a shave
15:00 <Student> yes, that is capital "U" , you are right about it ;)
15:00 <Doodle> bbsss
16:00 <Student> Liinda but then again you need a lot of other things, choclate, red wine, penis lol
17:00 <Student> it is hard to be live a life like Liinda ;) , (Exaggerating)
17:00 <simba> i need to do one of those shaves where most of it comes off so it can all grow back together at the same time cos ive just been lazily trimming it 
17:00 <Student> it is hard to live a life like Liinda ;) , (Exaggerating)
17:00 <Liinda> lol shut up Student, do you even know what u are typing?
17:00 <Student> ha ha :)
17:00 <simba> i wish i had a script that put (Exaggerating) at the end of every line 
18:00 <Student> just read that, and find the need to correct it 
18:00 <Liinda> are you (exxaggerating) simba?
18:00 <Liinda> I'm sexaggerating
18:00 <simba> exxactly
18:00 <Student> i am not into sex at all, i am into love 
18:00 <Student> just love
18:00 <Senpai> lol
18:00 <simba> so come give me a hug?
18:00 <Student> sex is for "hurried up" people ;P
18:00 <Senpai> is taht because your dick doesnt work after years of abuse?
19:00 <Liinda> u need to get paid Student
19:00 <Student> did you never hear of dick love? Senpai?
19:00 <Liinda> angry sex is awesome
19:00 <Liinda> between ppl who love eachother
19:00 <Liinda> so Student, you have no idea :P
19:00 <Student> angry sex is the worse type, never get angry 
19:00 <Liinda> oh great, one happy motherfucker
20:00 <Liinda> the kind who smiles all the time
20:00 <Student> as i mentioned earlier, "sex" is for hurried up people , handicapped ;P
20:00 <simba> women these days are heavily conditioned by the Bad Boy stigma and you must give it to them rough or they will look to the black communities for satisfacttion
20:00 <Liinda> but eventually all the inner anger bacnks up and goes postal and flops his dick out at random people
20:00 <Student> sex always ends, love never ends ;) flying kisses
20:00 <Student> there is a kind who does not smile all the time , but very happy inside ;)
21:00 <Liinda> thank goodness, those ppl who smile all the time are asking for a high five to the face
21:00 <Student> Liinda bay beee, you need to learn a lot , but you are getting old for that learning ;P
21:00 <Liinda> shush grasshopper
21:00 <Student> never hit any one on the face, that would be a no no 
21:00 <slower> WWW=25 years today
21:00 <Student> nice slower
22:00 <Liinda> anyways, back later. shower time
22:00 <Student> ok 
22:00 <couleurs> pics
22:00 <Student> water Liinda? :P
22:00 <Liinda> no Student in sand
22:00 <Liinda> couleurs ur welcome to join
22:00 <Student> dry or liquid?
22:00 <Liinda> well, i need someone to hold the towel
23:00 <couleurs> ha ha
23:00 <Student> oh , that was bad 
23:00 <Student> hold the towel , and have a view, that is cheap 
23:00 <mandyjane> from L-R, 1-5, which one would you pick?
23:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/1167482_10152443188388296_498179786_o.jpg
24:00 <Student> 2
24:00 <simba> all i can see are butts how am i supposed to know which one likes thai food and being the dominator
24:00 <simba> they seem too into cowboys
24:00 <Rak> which one's you? ;)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fat Tony & Co: The Story of Australia's Pussiest Crime Lord
24:00 <Liinda> 2 and 4 have penis'
25:00 <Student> lol 
25:00 <Student> you wish they have ;) 
25:00 <Liinda> umm no
26:00 <Liinda> im just preparing for the backlash of picking 2 and 4
26:00 <Student> :)
26:00 <Pieter> Touch me Liinda
26:00 <Student> that is so nice of you to stop getting into shower and actually preparing people for the backlash of picking 2 and 4, very noble work 
26:00 <Liinda> i know stebie
27:00 <Liinda> oops
27:00 <Liinda> stu
27:00 <Student> no problem, Picard is my buddy ;) 
27:00 <Student> Liinda you are loosing your mind :P
27:00 <Liinda> buddy's grab balls?
27:00 <Liinda> byes for noe
27:00 <Liinda> now
27:00 <Student> i am simply touching Pieter
27:00 <Liinda> im tired :( worked all day til 8
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> every episode is Fat Tony rooting some chick
27:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <WifeIsModel> hi
28:00 <Student> oh tired , wine, penis, choclate ;) 
28:00 <ness> Picard farken
28:00 <Pieter> :))
28:00 <Liinda> go back to your wife is she is a model lol
28:00 <Picard> ness u bitch
28:00 <Liinda> Student exactly
28:00 <Pieter> Yeh bitch
28:00 <Pieter> :/
28:00 <ness> sexy bitch at that....
28:00 <Student> Liinda :) 
28:00 <Picard> lies
28:00 <Liinda> oh kay
28:00 <Liinda> goodnight x
28:00 <Liinda> bbl maybe
28:00 <Student> perhaps he meant model like they hang clothes on ;) 
28:00 <Picard> im yet to see a pic for proof u are sexy
29:00 <ness> i don't want you batting off over my pic
29:00 <Student> :)
29:00 <Picard> i dont do that 
29:00 <simba> yuck Picard fuck off
29:00 <simba> stop trying to convince people you arent a horrifying nightmare in human form
30:00 <Picard> simba dont be angry because u didnt get your arse fucked last night
30:00 <Student> ewwww
30:00 <ness> im pissed off, went to buy a laptop online....sold out...farken
30:00 <Picard> good
30:00 <Student> i thought you are going to buy a bmw ;)
30:00 <ness> no good
30:00 <Picard> its good
30:00 <ness> my HP is overheating
31:00 <Student> lol 
31:00 <ness> time for a new one
31:00 <Picard> turn the aircon on
31:00 <Student> and what exactly is your HP? :P
31:00 <ness> Hewlett Packard
31:00 <ness> laptop, nothing dirty
31:00 <Student> ok 
32:00 <ness> are the shops open tomorrow?
32:00 <ness> or are specialty shops closed
33:00 <mandyjane> fuck linda. 2 & 4 were my picks :(
33:00 <Student> 2 was my pick :) and i am still happy about it 
34:00 <Student> no one can spoil it ;)
34:00 <Nikky`> think most shops will be open
34:00 <Picard> most will be open
34:00 <Picard> greedy  fuckers
34:00 <Student> why tommorow is different from any other monday?
34:00 <ness> thanks Nikky, here's hoping!!! 
35:00 <Picard> this chic playing mokbels root is hot, whats the real life one look like?
35:00 <slower> student public holiday vic, tas,sa,act
36:00 <Student> thank you slower
36:00 <Pieter> Oooo more fireworks tonight:)))
36:00 <Nikky`> fingers crossed for you ness
37:00 <Pieter> Sooo pretttyy
37:00 <Pieter> All thats missing is the sex
37:00 <Pieter> HAPPY MOOMBA PEOPLE
37:00 <Student> i thought "sex" was missing all together in your life :)
37:00 <slower> ness, if its getting hot it could be nothing more than a good clean[intake,fan]
38:00 <Student> she might do not know what that mean , or may be do not know how to check if the fans are working or not 
39:00 <slower> well, even a proffesional clean would be a hell of a lot cheaper than a new lap top
40:00 <Student> or may be she does not like his HP any more, want to buy a new one for a change ;) 
40:00 <Picard> i pulled the fan out of mypc the other day, it was full of dust and shit
40:00 <Student> *** her 
40:00 <slower> there you go
40:00 <Picard> blew the shit out of it with the aircompresser
41:00 <Student> i guess you can blow it without taking it out 
41:00 <Student> oh lumeah, the wet head ;) 
41:00 <Picard> she probably doesnt know how to pull the thing apart
41:00 <WifeIsModel> Any doms here do 4somes?
41:00 <ness> something new is always fun
41:00 <ness> 4some???
41:00 <Student> ness ???
42:00 <lumeah> dry now.. lol
42:00 <Student> ah ok, lumeah
42:00 <Doodle> :o
42:00 <Student> ooopsss
42:00 <Doodle> oh my
42:00 <Nikky`> I know 
42:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
42:00 <Doodle> ;)
42:00 <Student> one dirty Nikky`
43:00 <Nikky`> I'm not dirty
43:00 <Doodle> she can be
43:00 <lumeah> lol
43:00 <Student> well she is nice, i have no doubt in my mind about it 
43:00 <Nikky`> I can always be with Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> :P~
44:00 <Picard> im up for a 4some
44:00 <Student> i can always be with Noodles, served with spices and ketchup 
44:00 <Student> you keep  your doodle, i keep my Noodles to myself ;P
45:00 <Doodle> ..
45:00 <Doodle> wut
45:00 <Student> what?
45:00 <Student> something wrong?
45:00 <Doodle> you're a dickhead
46:00 <Student> that is very nice, i think like wise about you ;)
46:00 <Student> the way you are getting irritated easily and loose control of yourself , well how to put that? :)
47:00 <Doodle> how am i losing control of myself
47:00 <Pieter> THE MOON IS BACK
47:00 <Pieter> Omg
47:00 <Student> your words can tell that D
47:00 <dickhard> my dick is hard
47:00 <Pieter> HOW DOES IT DO THIS ????
47:00 <zaim> cos you're weak, Doodle
47:00 <Doodle> lol zaim
47:00 <Student> nice to know dickhard, did you see any doctor? :P
47:00 <Doodle> thx for the support
48:00 <dickhard> can u suck on it
48:00 <Student> can yes? will , no ;) 
48:00 <dickhard> i will come on your face
48:00 <Student> thanks a lot for the offer but no thanks
50:00 <Student> where is the life of the channel? i.e. b1? ;)
51:00 <dickhard> you would like it too
52:00 <Student> yah i would like you to explode and get releived of your "load" ;) 
52:00 <dickhard> queer cunt
52:00 <Student> ha ha 
53:00 <dickhard> do u suck off Pieter at night?
53:00 <Student> lol 
54:00 <Student> Pieter is on his own about that , no such assistance from my side 
54:00 <dickhard> bs
54:00 <Student> truth 
54:00 <Pieter> Yeh i ask him not to but he forces himself apon me
55:00 <Student> only dickhard's version is right, every thing else is "bs"
55:00 <Student> way to go 
06:00 <stompin> sluts
06:00 <Nikky`> yes you are
07:00 <stompin> bbs
08:00 <Rak> everyone enjoys kebabs
08:00 <couleurs> y is it so humid i h8 it
11:00 <Q{{kiss_jibjib> time to annex country with ur preferred climate couleurs 
13:00 <couleurs> huh
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> well this is boring
15:00 <Pieter> I NEED bURPING
15:00 <Pieter> Burrrro
15:00 <Pieter> P
43:00 <simba> good 1 Pieter u ruined the channel again
43:00 <Serenity> again
44:00 <couleurs> he always duzz
45:00 <megamanga> innit
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Z6bc4jo.jpg
53:00 <Rak> ooooh that's pretty
53:00 <Rak> did you take it?
54:00 <couleurs> nope
55:00 <couleurs> it's a nice photo though ok
57:00 <Pieter> If youre freeloading and youre worried about being caught you should be
57:00 <Pieter> Gotta love the public transport ads
58:00 <frayedknot> where is it?
58:00 <Pieter> IN MY BUM
59:00 <Kynetic> its funny to
59:00 <Kynetic> tho*
59:00 <couleurs> it's melbourne, royal pde into elizabeth st
59:00 <Kynetic> the amount of money they spend on fare evasion wth ticket officers etc
59:00 <Kynetic> is nowhere near recovered by increased ticket sales from ppl who would dodge tickets
59:00 <Kynetic> nor the fines issued for catching them
00:00 <Picard> ive seen a ticket inspector watching people get on and off trams and do fuck all
00:00 <Kynetic> mostly theyre powerless to do anything
00:00 <Picard> yep
00:00 <Picard> or too afraid
00:00 <Kynetic> other than politely ask you not to leave... there are some with more power though
00:00 <frayedknot> couleurs, thanks i didn't recognise it
01:00 <couleurs> np
10:00 <Pieter> I wonder how many new teen  boys are putting regaine on their nuts
11:00 <Pieter> They'll look like pappa smurf by the time they're 17
17:00 <simba> youre really wondering if the TV you sold to pay your dealer back is being used 4 any mario kart tournaments right now
18:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:00 <deeldose> why do girls like badasses but if u tell them u have a bad anus they think its weird?
23:00 <megamanga> does your anus kill people?
23:00 <deeldose> maybe
23:00 <deeldose> not many tho
25:00 <baz> so fucking bored
25:00 <baz> is Christine or Aaron around
27:00 <megamanga> buns n theighs
27:00 <baz> hey megamanga
28:00 <baz> how's things
28:00 <megamanga> good u
30:00 <baz> not too shab
33:00 <megamanga> watching spongebob at work, cant complain with that
34:00 <baz> madness
36:00 <simba> go sheffield
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have smoking to do
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I advise everybody that smokes something, to do some smoking.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Even if you are a faggot and smoke poles.
47:00 <Pieter> Nite my lil world :)
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