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00:00 <Mew> aloha bwunocus
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I realised I didn't pay the other night
00:00 <The_Baron> brb gotta chop up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> when skirmish rages
00:00 <Loof> wish i could chop up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so, there's 20 cents extra
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for waiting
00:00 <Loof> smoked todays rations
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I chopped up before I returned
00:00 <Bastardly_One> as I knew I was gonna talk shit non stop
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so far I've been right
00:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
00:00 <Loof> might try to find where she's hidden my stash
01:00 <Loof> same old shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to ring her?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and ask?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
01:00 <Mew> Loof you need to go and cunt punt your weed dispenser
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Excessive> pssssssssst
01:00 <Loof> lol mew
01:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me Mao Tze Mew
01:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah red bull
01:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is Pat's stash cunt?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh by the way
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm B1 pleased to meet you
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
01:00 <Loof> charmer
01:00 <Mew> whack it with a baseball bat while you're blindfolded and pretend its a pinata
02:00 <Mew> until your stash falls out
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
02:00 <Loof> all good suggestions
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant Mao Ze Loof
02:00 <Bastardly_One> silly bastard B1
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Mao Tze too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I shoosh now
02:00 <Excessive> bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp
03:00 <Loof> i should start buying more weed, maybe 3 grams a day would be better than 2
03:00 <Loof> hmmm
03:00 <Excessive> lol I have 3 grms for a week
03:00 <Bastardly_One> shit hot!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner is ready
03:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a sec
03:00 <The_Baron> only buy what u can afford
03:00 <Excessive> yep
03:00 <Mew> what time is it where you are?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've about 5 grams to last until
03:00 <Excessive> that's it
03:00 <Mew> surely its late night feast time and way not dinner time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Monday March 3 2014 12:03am(00:03:41)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> early
03:00 <The_Baron> I got about half n ounce in perso
03:00 <Excessive> then I have a week without
03:00 <The_Baron> still gotta get rid of two ounces
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lunch time ... but ... I've school in da mornin'
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I'm getting an o
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in my letter box
04:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> for when I get home
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or a half
04:00 <Doodle> whats your address again Bastardly_One
04:00 <The_Baron> I better have 300 bucks in my letterbox for that to happen
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what mood he's in
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> for that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tellin him to hide it under ....
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah under there
04:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck!
04:00 <Excessive> under ur door mat?
05:00 <The_Baron> oh ur dealer mails it to ya
05:00 <The_Baron> that explains the 100k thing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's coming in
05:00 <The_Baron> he drives over?
05:00 <Mew> under the bush thats behind the block of letterboxes
05:00 <The_Baron> he must be a good mate
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but cbf'd waiting til I get home
05:00 <The_Baron> or has a few other customers ur way
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I might wait
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll text him in the morning either way
05:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't drive 100k to deliver an ounce
05:00 <The_Baron> no fuckin way
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as if he comes into town for nothing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he just tells me when
05:00 <Bastardly_One> in case
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's 40ish one way
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
06:00 <The_Baron> wish I still knew where Shey was
06:00 <Doodle> yessir
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how far is Beaufort?
06:00 <Doodle> too far
06:00 <The_Baron> he's in ballarat, and he always used to have mad shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 40ish?
06:00 <Doodle> iunno maybe 40ks
06:00 <Doodle> yeh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fucking CrIp was saying this arvo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he scores right near my house
06:00 <Bastardly_One> little prick
06:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Excessive> fckn our dude (cause I get it with a friend) put the price up on his gear .......... charges us 10 bux extra for every time he drops shit off ............. though fckn still charges 100 bux/q even if u buy more than one ........... I told mah mate he's a bit of a rip ........... he says that he doesn't mind it jus cause the dude is reliable and always on
08:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out too
08:00 <Mew> dont you interstate cunts pay way exorbitant prices anyway?
08:00 <Loof> yeah my dlr tried asking for $280 an ounce
08:00 <Bastardly_One> CrIp used to score from my dealer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and knows people I know
09:00 <Doodle> i used to score from crip yonks ago
09:00 <Doodle> well his gf
09:00 <Bastardly_One> weird that
09:00 <Doodle> who is my ex sis in law
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and turns out
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she supplies my guy sometimes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you scored of his g/f's mum
09:00 <Bastardly_One> even if you think ya didn't
09:00 <The_Baron> it aint that much cheaper in S.A anymore
09:00 <Mew> hot
09:00 <Bastardly_One> because my dealer fucks her for her pot sometimes
09:00 <Doodle> his gf's mum is my sisters mother in law
09:00 <The_Baron> 250 an ounce on average in adelaide is what I hear
09:00 <The_Baron> that aint that amazing
09:00 <Doodle> this is his ex gf
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
09:00 <Doodle> from yrs ago
09:00 <Mew> neiiiigh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... Creswick this one I'm on about
10:00 <Mew> neeeeeiiiigh
10:00 <Doodle> nah diff person
10:00 <Loof> peppaaaaaa pig!
10:00 <Mew> $200 is tops at the moment
10:00 <The_Baron> when I buy a quarter pound
10:00 <The_Baron> I'm only paying 200 an ounce
10:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
10:00 <The_Baron> Mew, since when?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> higher you buy
10:00 <The_Baron> so many ppl telling me it went up 250
10:00 <Bastardly_One> since dime bags became standard over in SA
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when
10:00 <The_Baron> coz lot of the weed is getting smuggled into W.A
11:00 <The_Baron> I actually do have a friend who does ounces for 180 of his homegrown
11:00 <The_Baron> but it's only superskunk
11:00 <Mew> dayum 
11:00 <The_Baron> rather pay a bit extra for the proper Kush
11:00 <Doodle> what are you people on about
11:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and money
11:00 <Doodle> unusual
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and aint nothin
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle can do about it
11:00 <The_Baron> coz bitches love drugs and money
12:00 <The_Baron> aint that right Mew?
12:00 <Loof> and cars
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ammonia - Drugs.mp3 (4.8MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:29)
12:00 <The_Baron> nah women don't like cars
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and anal
12:00 <Doodle> ^^
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
12:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <The_Baron> that is just a barometer of how much money a man has
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <CiggyButtBrain> big fat black cocks
12:00 <The_Baron> ::P
12:00 <Loof> lot of broke cunts with nice cars but
12:00 <The_Baron> I wonder how many neo-nazi chicks secretely crave fat black cock?
13:00 <Loof> spend $75 of their wage paying off their car
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> none
13:00 <The_Baron> Loof, yeah that's like the pufferfish
13:00 <The_Baron> it's an illusion of superiority and toughness
13:00 <Loof> 75%*
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> they wouldnt be real neo nazis
13:00 <CiggyButtBrain> derp
13:00 <Serenity> look
13:00 <Serenity> all chicks care about is giant cocks ok
13:00 <The_Baron> well not all nazi's actually have a problem with black people
13:00 <Doodle> D:
13:00 <Doodle> really sezz?
13:00 <The_Baron> they just don't like jews
13:00 <Serenity> yeah..
14:00 <Doodle> this saddens me
14:00 <Mew> it was $250 a while ago but i havent heard of it being over $200 for a good few months now
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <The_Baron> Mew, good stuff
14:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> im a nazi and i have a problem with black people
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's only 3 inches
14:00 <Mew> i think its only $250 when all the growers fuck up and have a dry together
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
14:00 <CiggyButtBrain> you were saying?
14:00 <The_Baron> well 250 for a dryspell is still a good price
14:00 <The_Baron> unless it's average weed
14:00 <Doodle> too pipty
14:00 <The_Baron> aint got time for mneh weed
15:00 <Loof> mine was bigger when i was younger, too big to fit in 2 of my gfs, now when i'm old it's shrunk and all i can get are loose cunts. cunt win
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what is this dry spell people talk of?
15:00 <Loof> cant*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never had one for years and years
15:00 <Serenity> i dont.. wow
15:00 <Serenity> it wasnt really an invite to know about your cocks
15:00 <CiggyButtBrain> yeah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, it happens to those who rely on commercial supplies
15:00 <Bastardly_One> joking Serenity
15:00 <Doodle> [00:15] <Serenity> it wasnt really an invite to know about your cocks <- she is lying
15:00 <Serenity> NO IM NOT
15:00 <Doodle> she wants to know everything
15:00 <CannibalClown> clearly
15:00 <The_Baron> my cock is immensely...average
15:00 <ZeroDistance> 250
15:00 <Doodle> in detail
15:00 <The_Baron> might as well join in
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <Serenity> (unless its Doodle's)
15:00 <Excessive> oh while talkin abt money ............ there was some problem with the network I'm mining on atm and the wallet said that x many transactions ended up bein stale shares cause of it, so from the 50 thousand coins that I thought I mined it came back to its righteous 20 somethin thousand that I should've initially had ............ though I've been doin this coin for almost a week now and I'm at 35 thousand coins now .......... so it's still abt 350
15:00 <Doodle> in pm
16:00 <Doodle> loool
16:00 <ZeroDistance> 250 on weed
16:00 <ZeroDistance> what a waste of money
16:00 <Loof> bs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is 12 e-inches
16:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance. true enough, better to grow
16:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
16:00 <The_Baron> but my plants aren't ready till april
17:00 <The_Baron> and only got enough left now for perso smoko
17:00 <Loof> i wont be growing till i come up with another spare grand
17:00 <The_Baron> fuckin wallabies eating my plants
17:00 <The_Baron> fuckin cunts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of people would think 100 a game was a waste of money Pandas
17:00 <Loof> got 1 grand need another for the full setup
17:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, tbh at least a game lasts longer than a 100 bucks of weed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> true
17:00 <Loof> hey mel :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but everything is a waste of money
17:00 <The_Baron> but shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're not into it
17:00 <The_Baron> when I play videogames at all
17:00 <The_Baron> I need weed to stay interested
18:00 <Kelevra> Hey, how are you?
18:00 <Loof> same The_Baron
18:00 <Loof> weed > video games
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel ... oi
18:00 <Loof> for sure
18:00 <ZaPBuzZ> greetings
18:00 <ZeroDistance> no way
18:00 <The_Baron> also on weed, I can pursue my creative interests
18:00 <Loof> games straighten you up too
18:00 <ZeroDistance> depends on the game
18:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> nothing like writing a great triplet bassline baked off ur ass
19:00 <ZeroDistance> ive never seen anyone play fps well stoned out their head
19:00 <Loof> i love coding while high
19:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, u kidding
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm having a gin with bloody mandy
19:00 <Kelevra> It's yum
19:00 <The_Baron> one mate of mine is ranked in the top 30 in australia for Halo 3
19:00 <The_Baron> and he is ALWAYS stoned
19:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gin
19:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i love playing a wow private server when high
19:00 <ZeroDistance> halo
19:00 <The_Baron> heaps of FPS masters who love their weed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
20:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
20:00 <ZaPBuzZ> halo the monk music driven theme that human genetics remembers
20:00 <The_Baron> shit so much of the australian proffesional gaming community smoke weed
20:00 <Mew> yeah no shit lol
20:00 <The_Baron> hell if there was drug testing at comps, they'd be fucked
20:00 <Excessive> my weed and drinkin and the comp passes the time fo me ............. I couldn't do it without .......... well mabbe if I was society's expected cityzen with a full time job and a family and no drugs bs then I would be doin other shit instead of bein at the comps half the time either choofin or drinkin somethin while at it
21:00 <ZaPBuzZ> like cats remember they were once royalty
21:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember the chatter Yoshi_XD
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
21:00 <ZeroDistance> professional
21:00 <simba> getting stoned and playing cod has gone hand in hand with kids the past 5 years
21:00 <The_Baron> yeah I kinda do
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he became a pro reviewer
21:00 <The_Baron> simba exactly
22:00 <simba> its logical that games work with getting high its escaping 2 a fantasy land
22:00 <ZeroDistance> you should see how badly those dudes play
22:00 <Loof> cause reality bites
22:00 <ZeroDistance> most the ppl i played with, getting high as, they dont go well
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do you read at all Josh?
22:00 <Loof> sport to is escaping
22:00 <ZeroDistance> they have fun but their K/D is shit
22:00 <Mew> buying pizza shapes at coles and sporting a massive boner from excitement while scanning items through the self serve checkout because you know you're gonna be handling that controller like a motherbitch when you get home
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or just put your own opinions over?
22:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
22:00 <simba> w/e u dont even see people 
22:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, u aint playin with the right stoners
22:00 <The_Baron> if they are shit, it's coz they are shit
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do you actually read what anyone else says?
22:00 <simba> u rnt the right person 2 comment 
22:00 <ZeroDistance> no point reading what you say b1
23:00 <ZeroDistance> when it comes to fps gaming
23:00 <Sponge> ZeroDistance you need to leave
23:00 <Mew> ZeroDistance is on the edge of a mental breakdown
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or anyone else apparently
23:00 <Mew> the tiniest amount of trolling could tip him off over
23:00 <Loof> nah fuck it ii'm sick of ZeroDistance, fuck his stance on weed, pissed me off major
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <The_Baron> I love you all
23:00 <The_Baron> like I love my belly button lint
23:00 <ZeroDistance> how do you know where I stand on weed?
23:00 <The_Baron> it's something I pick at knowing I shouldn't
24:00 <The_Baron> coz I'm just gonna smell it and go WTF
24:00 <ZeroDistance> ppl that take it seriously dont get stoned every time they game
24:00 <The_Baron> u, my friends, are that lint
24:00 <Excessive> I don't game
24:00 <ZeroDistance> just like with anything else people take seriously
24:00 <Excessive> jus do other shit
24:00 <The_Baron> all we were saying is there are many gamers, even professional competetive ones, who do smoke a lot of weed
24:00 <Loof> i generally dont care what people think, but it's stupid anit-weed dickheads believing bullshit that is allowing it to be illegal, making me suffer
25:00 <The_Baron> it aint exactly news
25:00 <beehhh> 21 man died in a shocking car accident
25:00 <beehhh> 21yo
25:00 <ZeroDistance> weed should be illegal
25:00 <beehhh> jackson rodhe
25:00 <Excessive> ur internets should be illegal ZeroDistance
25:00 <ZaPBuzZ> dicky bird dicky bird dicky dicky dicky bird
25:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
26:00 <The_Baron> weed should be illegal?
26:00 <Loof> who's this ZapBuzZ pedo
26:00 <The_Baron> now ur just tryin to be provacative
26:00 <Loof> why is he trying to attract children with silly noises?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been trying to troll for 48hrs
26:00 <ZeroDistance> it's what I believe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and you people are biting
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and ZaPBuzZ is chris
26:00 <ZeroDistance> I havent been on here for 48 hours
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
26:00 <ZeroDistance> dont troll me dude
26:00 <Loof> no its not
27:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i was just singing :\
27:00 <ZeroDistance> i have an opinion, that's not trolling
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah well u are entitled to it
27:00 <ZeroDistance> you're a drug addict Bastardly_One, and you live with a drug addict
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ex
27:00 <The_Baron> but still, we are entitled to think that is utter bullshit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and so what even?
27:00 <ZeroDistance> once an addict always an addict
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they are humans believe it or not
27:00 <ZeroDistance> it's the same with alcoholics
27:00 <beehhh> everything is scary more scare than losing my skin o head
27:00 <The_Baron> weed shouldn't be illegal as much as coffee shouldn't be illegal
27:00 <Excessive> I fckn like the party life, not mah fault shit's been made illegal ........... fck up n believe the contrband abt it bein bad fo u or watever .......... I like it good or bad
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go
27:00 <Bastardly_One> troll hard J
27:00 <ZeroDistance> dont start shit with me for no reason
28:00 <Excessive> +a
28:00 <ZeroDistance> you havent grasped the concept of trolling yet, have you b1?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how about you quit with the little digs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate has nothing to do with this conversation
28:00 <Bastardly_One> at all
28:00 <ZeroDistance> oh, that was just me pointing it out, is all, an observation
28:00 <Loof> some people are too weak mentally to handle weed, so they think noone else should have it either. it's pathetic
28:00 <ZeroDistance> LEAVE MY HOUSEMATE ALONE!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what's he to do with the price of anything though?
28:00 <beehhh> watchin porno watchin news n wankin
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a lash to try to distract
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fail
29:00 <beehhh> must study 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> didnt you spend a couple of hours earlier today, justifying your addiction?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hope they tear you to pieces
29:00 <Bastardly_One> will be fun to watch
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we were justifying nothing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we were talking
29:00 <ZeroDistance> not them, you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was?
29:00 <ZeroDistance> i noticed you doing it more so than anyone else
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was I The_Baron?
29:00 <ZeroDistance> yeppers
29:00 <The_Baron> not that I recall
29:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
29:00 <ZeroDistance> you started this, remember that
29:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, enough time wasted on the little troll
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I started what?
30:00 <ZeroDistance> trying to troll me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> telling you to stop trolling the stoners?
30:00 <ZeroDistance> you're shit at it
30:00 <pedometer> my mummy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> which you are?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> go cry a river
30:00 <ZeroDistance> you made it all about you again
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a little bore
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
30:00 <Loof> he's done it with me, anyone who bags weed can get fucked
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it is about me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> always will be
30:00 <ZeroDistance> all I did was state that i think weed should be illegal
30:00 <ZeroDistance> and you stepped in again to save the day
31:00 <The_Baron> I was actually interested in why u think it should be illegal
31:00 <The_Baron> gotta have something to back that up
31:00 <The_Baron> or u could just say "coz I said so"
31:00 <ZaPBuzZ> DAMN
31:00 <The_Baron> and nothing will happen other than me packing another cone
31:00 <ZeroDistance> not really a two minute conversation
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah but what is the basis of that argument
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he clearly hasn't got one
32:00 <Excessive> it was made illegal in the 30's by the Duponts when they invented a harvesting machine for it and it was to compete with the Duponts new synthetic fibre back then
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or we'd hear it by now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called ... stirring the stoners up
32:00 <ZeroDistance> shoosh Bastardly_One
32:00 <ZeroDistance> i wasnt trying to stir anyone
32:00 <ZaPBuzZ> this is delicious sea kitten you must mine for it
32:00 <ZeroDistance> obviously my comment offended you
32:00 <ZeroDistance> not anyone else
32:00 <The_Baron> it's just, I got a lot of mates who are active pro-cannabis advocates
32:00 <Loof> do anti-weed freaks really have anything new to say but the same old propaganda
32:00 <ZeroDistance> just a comment dude, chill out
32:00 <ZeroDistance> im not against weed at all :P
33:00 <The_Baron> Tony Bower got locked up just because he was giving away free cannabis tincture to sick ppl
33:00 <The_Baron> the fact he got locked up because of some antiquated law still pisses me off
33:00 <ZeroDistance> but when you're an advocate for something, you should take a moment to stop, stop thinking about yourself and what benefits you
33:00 <ZeroDistance> and think about society
33:00 <ZeroDistance> etc etc
33:00 <Loof> anti-weed nerds piss me off
33:00 <The_Baron> I have thought about that
33:00 <The_Baron> with cannabis, the pros outweigh the cons
34:00 <The_Baron> only 4%-6% of the population actually have an adverse reaction to cannabis
34:00 <The_Baron> does that mean the rest of the population should go without
34:00 <The_Baron> because of a minority of mental weaklings
34:00 <ZeroDistance> so the question is, what type of negative impact, since you arent naive enough to think it'd have none, do you think it would have
34:00 <ZeroDistance> it's not that it's mental
35:00 <ZeroDistance> it's that it's genetic
35:00 <The_Baron> genetic pre-dispositions
35:00 <ZaPBuzZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf_3gizO2w
35:00 <The_Baron> and also if u actually did a iota of research
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hey There Vagina (Jul 11, 2007) 1:44 - Category: Howto and Style - 2,193,752 views - 6,941 likes (91.2%), 670 dislikes (8.8%)
35:00 <ZeroDistance> so then, a large number of people shouldnt have weed legally avaliable for them to purchase and smoke
35:00 <The_Baron> u will know that CBD is a cannabinoid that has been shown to help with psychosis 
35:00 <Loof> when i start selling i'll praise our fucked up laws
35:00 <Loof> all the $$$
35:00 <ZaPBuzZ> i want sexual extasy
36:00 <Loof> make a positive out of a negative; grow
36:00 <Loof> and sell
36:00 <ZeroDistance> so weed causes psychosis and cures it
36:00 <ZeroDistance> nice ;)
36:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's nawt the drug ............ it's the authority u're under that does it to u .......... fck with ur head and then blame it on the drug ............ because it's illegal as they see it and u must be punished for it ........... and then comes the treatment order usually after they claim that u r doin better once u've admitted defeat
36:00 <The_Baron> Zerodistance, depends on the terpene profile
36:00 <The_Baron> yes, cannabis with low cbd and high thc can excaserbate psychotic conditions
37:00 <The_Baron> but if the shit was legal, we'd have access to more CBD heavy strains like they do in colorado and such
37:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
37:00 <ZeroDistance> it's the substance of the arguement
37:00 <ZeroDistance> cool :P
37:00 <The_Baron> but let's move beyond that
37:00 <The_Baron> at the end of the day 
37:00 <The_Baron> it's a consumer choice
37:00 <The_Baron> it's like arresting someone for eating coco pops instead of nutrigrain
38:00 <Loof> wish i had a bong
38:00 <Loof> hanging
38:00 <The_Baron> if weed is illegal because of social impact
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
38:00 <ZeroDistance> nobody's likely to get in a car and crash it because of ntrigrain
38:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll have two
38:00 <The_Baron> that means alcohol should be illegal too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> bongs that is
38:00 <Excessive> I mean wtf r u to tell me wat I can or cannot put in my body? It's my body right? ......... I should be able to put into it anythin I want
38:00 <ZeroDistance> i do believe that alcohol should be illegal
38:00 <AndrewBolt> what about rocket fuel?
38:00 <The_Baron> but the concept is the same
38:00 <ZeroDistance> I've said that for a long time
38:00 <The_Baron> I personally hate alcohol
38:00 <AndrewBolt> it might give you that extra boost
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.ladyboytube.tv/video/201102/5358034/gay-train/
38:00 <The_Baron> why can;'t I choose to be inebriated in the way I want to be?
39:00 <Loof> i like grog but it fucks with my meds
39:00 <AndrewBolt> ZeroDistance: so you just do cigs and that's it?
39:00 <Loof> feel skizo for days after drinking
39:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, u just want to be in a nanny state
39:00 <The_Baron> where ppl are told what they can and can't do for their own good
39:00 <The_Baron> like we're all a bunch of children
39:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
39:00 <ZeroDistance> no, I drink
39:00 <The_Baron> and also
39:00 <ZeroDistance> if it's for our own good
39:00 <The_Baron> at the end of the day
39:00 <Loof> think for yourself; question authority
39:00 <ZeroDistance> sounds good.
39:00 <The_Baron> does making it illegal actually stop ppl smoking
39:00 <ZaPBuzZ> wow this collections like all genres from 1930's to 2014 :D
39:00 <The_Baron> well the answer is no
40:00 <The_Baron> it just means that ppl in organised crime can make money out of it
40:00 <ZaPBuzZ> 20 years of collecting :O
40:00 <ZeroDistance> tolerating weed worked in amsterdam for some time
40:00 <The_Baron> tbh I reckon all drugs should become legal
40:00 <The_Baron> if ppl want to feel sick or fucked up
40:00 <The_Baron> let them
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what happened in prohibition?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and early closing times here in Aust?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
40:00 <The_Baron> give them a controlled environment to do that shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so, why should other forms of inebriation be illegal?
41:00 <Excessive> we have shit that's legal back at home ............ jus that not everyone knows wat to do with it
41:00 <ZaPBuzZ> 35tb
41:00 <The_Baron> make it a health issue instead of some backwater war on drugs bullshit
41:00 <ZeroDistance> a controlled enviroment
41:00 <ZeroDistance> good idea
41:00 <ZeroDistance> where? and who pays
41:00 <The_Baron> the state will
41:00 <Bastardly_One> already done in Syd
41:00 <ZeroDistance> who pays the state?
41:00 <The_Baron> but with all the revenue raised by taxing the shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they have safe shooting allies
41:00 <beehhh> im playing it like yanni with three keayboards
41:00 <The_Baron> it pays for itself
41:00 <ZeroDistance> people that dont do drugs dont want to fork out money in tax
41:00 <ZeroDistance> it'd have to be taxed
41:00 <The_Baron> plus when it is under guidelines and practice codes and ethics
42:00 <ZeroDistance> everybody would be taxed
42:00 <The_Baron> the drugs will be better quality
42:00 <The_Baron> less impact on the health system
42:00 <The_Baron> than it is now
42:00 <ZeroDistance> how're you going to win those people over
42:00 <Excessive> les crime
42:00 <Excessive> lesss police involment
42:00 <Loof> more awesomeness
42:00 <The_Baron> ^^^
42:00 <Excessive> less ppl to take care of in prisons
42:00 <The_Baron> it actually ends up saving heaps in health and policing
42:00 <ZeroDistance> wait
42:00 <ZeroDistance> so you want a regulated industry
43:00 <ZeroDistance> but, you dont expect people to continue to grow
43:00 <The_Baron> well for the current way society works
43:00 <The_Baron> yes that would be the case
43:00 <ZeroDistance> and profit?
43:00 <Loof> but the big business behind health and policing will lose money
43:00 <The_Baron> personally I think u should do whatever u like
43:00 <The_Baron> it should be like homebrewing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> didi you know that in the 60 tobacco companies copyrighted various names of pot in the thought it was going to be legalised?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> I'd prefer a real beer
43:00 <ZeroDistance> to some guys home brew
43:00 <The_Baron> but for now, unfortunately, it has to be approached in a way that is ideal as a source of revenue
43:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, u obviously never had a good homebrew
43:00 <The_Baron> lol
43:00 <megamanga> a true macro pleb
44:00 <ZeroDistance> you can bet your ass tobaccy companies have been looking into legal weed for decades
44:00 <The_Baron> ZeroDistance, of course
44:00 <ZeroDistance> oh, I've had good homebrew, was just saying
44:00 <The_Baron> and it's actually inevitable
44:00 <Doodle> thats code for his dick
44:00 <The_Baron> it will become legal everywhere soon enough
44:00 <The_Baron> but then
44:00 <The_Baron> it will become fucked
44:00 <The_Baron> by big pharma and big tobacoo
44:00 <The_Baron> tobacco*
44:00 <The_Baron> but like all industries, there will always be a small contigency of resistance
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah tobacoo is only available in Canada
45:00 <Excessive> jus like petrol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> get it right
45:00 <The_Baron> like how the organic food industry has grown
45:00 <ZaPBuzZ> byebye
45:00 <Excessive> FCKN MAD MAX FO DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <beehhh> my cock smells like cigarette
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you all want me to have another cone don't you?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
46:00 <Loof> yes!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just did
46:00 <The_Baron> I'm with ya there 
46:00 <Loof> 12:46am is kinda like 4:20 :P
46:00 <Excessive> I mite have a cig and some red bull to wash it down
47:00 <Loof> fuck it, i'm gonna find this stash
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs8
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nice ... *coughs*
47:00 <Excessive> I don't choof that much ........... abt 3 or 4 j's a day ........... is y a 50 lasts me abt a week
47:00 <Bastardly_One> couple *coughs*
47:00 <Loof> magnesium b1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> of cones *hacks up more of a lung*
47:00 <Loof> good for lungs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so is not smoking
47:00 <Bastardly_One> with *hacks*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> emphysema
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but ya get that
48:00 <megamanga> you know what is great for your lungs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> pine oil
48:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
48:00 <megamanga> not breathing, 100% of people who breathe die
48:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> got a heavy flu or shit?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> use pine oil
48:00 <ZeroDistance> 3-4 a day id be wasted allll day
48:00 <Excessive> yeah like in fckn waterworld frow some fckn gills behind ur ears
48:00 <megamanga> u wot m8
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
49:00 <Excessive> grow*
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was random though
49:00 <Loof> i hate random
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
49:00 <Loof> so much
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... but you hate more than I and grumpy cat put together
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a lot of hate
49:00 <megamanga> but u love boxxy?
49:00 <megamanga> boxxy is love
50:00 <Loof> b1 cause i've been to hell and back and i can honestly say people are shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the stash is under your nose
50:00 <megamanga> my stash is under my nose yes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> try in her bedside dresser drawer
50:00 <megamanga> mustache
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I think you create half your moods Loof
51:00 <Bastardly_One> by unneccessarily brooding
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I do
52:00 <Mew> Loof ily
52:00 <Mew> sm
52:00 <Mew> <3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... you got the arcetypal securty mo mega?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *archetypical*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoops has
53:00 <Excessive> sometimes when I get up n come to the comp and sit down and roll a spliff and go to put it inm mah mouth to light it, shit drops out of it and down the front of me .......... I could prolly scavenge half a cone's worth outtah mah pubes if I had to or if I was really despo
53:00 <megamanga> no i just havent shaved for 3 days
53:00 <Bastardly_One> get him to show a pic one day
53:00 <megamanga> instant beard and stash
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the guard stash
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get that
53:00 <Loof> found the weed
53:00 <Loof> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 o clock shadow within hours
53:00 <Mew> does that mean you dont shower excessive?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Loof> that's better
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where was it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where I said?
54:00 <The_Baron> reminds me one time getting a drunk mate to smoke a cone filled with pubic hair
54:00 <Loof> in the same old place, her cermaic pot in the kitchen
54:00 <The_Baron> that shit was gold
54:00 <Excessive> I do shower Mew, abt 15 mins or so after I have a joint/ciggy first
54:00 <megamanga> i'd probably snap your neck if you did that to me baron
54:00 <Mew> did she hide it in ceramic so she could hear if u move it?
54:00 <megamanga> do you wank pre shower during shower or post shower?
55:00 <Mew> quick hide she'll be coming with her noife
55:00 <Loof> yep mew had to be real careful with the lid
55:00 <Mew> what a crafty cat
55:00 <allenMC> Australia's Wonderland is coming back to Sydney!
55:00 <allenMC>  Wonderland is set to be re-built in an area located in the SW or western area of Sydney. 
55:00 <allenMC>  Excited? Did you ever visit the old Wonderland?
55:00 <Excessive> wankin is shit .......... I'd rather be fckin her myself instead of jackin off watchin some chick get fcked
56:00 <BillyGoat> i havnt showered in about 3 months
56:00 <Loof> i couldn't survive my marriage without porn
56:00 <Loof> need variety
57:00 <Loof> love how ie has no history
57:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf is Wonderland
57:00 <megamanga> your dick cheese must be quite pungeant. i bet you could roll it into a small ball
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <allenMC> lol
57:00 <Mew> i dont understand women who hate their othet halves looking at porn
57:00 <BillyGoat> lol
58:00 <Loof> Mew even sex scenes in series and she's like "that's the only reason you're watching it isn't it"
58:00 <BillyGoat> cheeseballs 
58:00 <Mew> werez da lojik
58:00 <megamanga> pornnnn
58:00 <MusiciaN> it's because they think men think just like women do
58:00 <Mew> thats carazzzy Loofski
58:00 <BlackDevil> hi Mew
58:00 <ZeroDistance> because she loves u?
59:00 <Mew> hi blackdevvahl
59:00 <ZeroDistance> and maybe shouldf give her morre attention
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hey while I was wandering I just thought of something
59:00 <ZeroDistance> -f -r
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
59:00 <Loof> we've been arguing ALL DAY just because i left the water boiling for 5 mins too long making pasta for breakfast
59:00 <Mew> omg pandas is one of those women
59:00 <Bastardly_One> get on skype
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and record
59:00 <beehhh> im watching tranny porno
59:00 <Bastardly_One> when she discovers you with the stash
59:00 <ZeroDistance> kill her Loof
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the bloodshed
00:00 <Loof> anyway my marriage is funny but depressing, let's change topic
00:00 <MusiciaN> not understanding that men are stupid slobbering idiots ruled by their cocks
00:00 <Doodle> you rang
00:00 <MusiciaN> anybody here play sanctum2
00:00 <Doodle> santorum2
01:00 <megamanga> ejaculatom 2
01:00 <Mew> thx austnet for teaching me santorum
01:00 <Mew> xxxx
01:00 <Doodle> lol yw
01:00 <Doodle> <3 austnet
01:00 <Doodle> i remember the day
01:00 <MusiciaN> it's a tower defence fps
02:00 <MusiciaN> 4player coop
02:00 <Doodle> like it was last year
02:00 <Mew> cositwoz
02:00 <Doodle> Mew became a woman
02:00 <Doodle> i know i was here
02:00 <Mew> i know me too
02:00 <megamanga> i wasnt
02:00 <Mew> snap
02:00 <megamanga> i was being a loner wanking tobukkake
02:00 <megamanga> i mean wut
02:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
02:00 <Doodle> and pretty smashed
03:00 <Mew> LOL snap
03:00 <Mew> ^5
03:00 <Loof> Doodle what's it like being in a sportscar?
03:00 <Loof> i never have :(
03:00 <Doodle> i'm not in a sports car
03:00 <Doodle> i'm at my desk
03:00 <Loof> oic
03:00 <Mew> hahaha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> was about to say :P
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Loof> i know so little about cars :(
03:00 <Loof> wish i did
04:00 <Mew> it makes your shlong twice as long
04:00 <megamanga> ^
04:00 <Mew> but half as thick
04:00 <The_Baron> until u pull ur pants down
04:00 <The_Baron> I think that's roids mew
04:00 <Doodle> spurts car
04:00 <megamanga> ermagerd killerwerts
04:00 <The_Baron> should ask Adonis
04:00 <Mew> im sure its cars
04:00 <Saemon> oomg im so fucken hungry im shakin atm
04:00 <Doodle> i can safely say i have picked up 0 chicks because of my cars
05:00 <Doodle> oh except one
05:00 <Kynetic> apparently.. people with a higher IQ stay up later..
05:00 <Saemon> but i cant eat cuz im on the fatblaster shake diet :[
05:00 <Doodle> i can safely say i have picked up 1 chicks because of my cars
05:00 <beehhh> boom
05:00 <Loof> every time i get in a car i panic, ever since i was in one that flipped half a dozen times
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yah
05:00 <beehhh> non stop was good
05:00 <Kynetic> not sure why beehhh is still up tho.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> doing laps of the lake
05:00 <beehhh> 9/10
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and sturt st
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lookin' for chicks
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not
05:00 <ZeroDistance> mm Solo
05:00 <Mew> my iq is 42
05:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not 18
05:00 <ZeroDistance> best soda pop
05:00 <megamanga> i do mainies
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I said ... not
05:00 <Kynetic> Mew is a special case
05:00 <Doodle> actually i did a lap of sturt st tonight out of boredom
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *BEEP BEEP yob noises*
05:00 <Mew> ;D
05:00 <The_Baron> IQ's are bullshit
05:00 <Doodle> so many shitboxes
06:00 <megamanga> bike mainies
06:00 <The_Baron> I got a IQ of 130
06:00 <The_Baron> I aint all that smart
06:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ...
06:00 <beehhh> 2morrow my uni starts
06:00 <Loof> mines 134 ain i'm dumb as shit
06:00 <beehhh> 4 fkn unit
06:00 <Doodle> there was a lamborghini tho
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose a lap of the lake would be shit in your car
06:00 <Kynetic> ahuhhuh
06:00 <beehhh> should i take 5 next sem or go slow
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be tempted to floor it
06:00 <beehhh> go slow
06:00 <Doodle> yeah bumpy
06:00 <megamanga> i saw a new mclaren last weekend doodle
06:00 <beehhh> speed kills
06:00 <megamanga> fucking cunt
06:00 <Doodle> nice
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ah yeah and bumpy
06:00 <Excessive> I cvould never afford a flash car, but had heaps of interest in doin shit to the cars I owned all those years ago ........... the engine and handling was the stuff I'd spend money on
06:00 <Loof> what's a good car that doesn't use petrol?
06:00 <beehhh> sleep heals
07:00 <megamanga> alto
07:00 <Doodle> prius
07:00 <megamanga> get a mazda bongo van
07:00 <Doodle> oh good
07:00 <megamanga> 600cc of fury
07:00 <Saemon> get an electric car
07:00 <beehhh> women are different species all together
07:00 <Loof> when cars can drive themselves and use a sustainable energy source i'll be obsessed with them
07:00 <Mew> id get a chrysler 300c with a driver
07:00 <megamanga> e85 is sustainable
07:00 <Doodle> cars will never drive themselves en masse
08:00 <Mew> roll into maccas drive thru
08:00 <MusiciaN> somebodies been reading their RAA magazine
08:00 <xm> let's go back to horses
08:00 <Doodle> Mew my suspension man has a 300c
08:00 <Doodle> with diffusers and shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Cs
08:00 <megamanga> diffusers on a boat
08:00 <megamanga> nice one
08:00 <Mew> soaking
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've that petrol bike back on the market
08:00 <Doodle> lol its a diesel too
08:00 <megamanga> ...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> $250 ... still want it Excessive?
09:00 <Mew> I LOVE THAT BOAT MEGAMONG
09:00 <Excessive> I still sit down sometimes and think how much I used to like drivin around as a youngen ............. pullin engines to bits and swapping cranks with somethin from a larger same spec engine etc ............ it was all jus a fckn waste of money now that I think of it
09:00 <MusiciaN> that's not a bad price
09:00 <beehhh> <333 me
09:00 <megamanga> i love boats too mew
09:00 <megamanga> i drive one remember
09:00 <megamanga> wait idrive 2
09:00 <Mew> oh 
09:00 <Mew> its as big as a whale
09:00 <MusiciaN> yeah it is a waste of money
09:00 <Bastardly_One> MusiciaN, considering how well it's been worn in and the bike itself is an alumin triathlete bike ... it's a good price
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The B52's - Love Shack.mp3 (4.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:21)
10:00 <Mew> :D
10:00 <The_Baron> okay. I laerned one thing just tonight, never make an argument against someone bitching about body shaming by saying that everyone has a right to their opinion, no matter how judgemental
10:00 <MusiciaN> they sell for much more here in SA
10:00 <The_Baron> Wow that did not go well
10:00 <MusiciaN> but everything does
10:00 <simba> borini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they legal again in SA?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought even the 48cc ones needed a licence in SA
11:00 <Bastardly_One> peddle assisted or not
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh?
11:00 <MusiciaN> body shaming?
11:00 <Mew> yeah thats right b1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so Mewster
11:00 <Mew> pirate got told off on his but it was for no helmet aswell lol
11:00 <Loof> i miss pirate :(
12:00 <The_Baron> Musician
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah when someone takes the piss outta someone for being fat
12:00 <Mew> i get to root him after hes watched some movie n comes to bed
12:00 <Mew> u jel?
12:00 <The_Baron> it's now called body shaming
12:00 <Mew> jellaaaay
12:00 <Loof> very :(
12:00 <megamanga> im not jelly unless he shoots big ropey loads on your rack
12:00 <xm> i keep reading it as body slamming
12:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1622641_10152215508739330_1203618703_n.jpg <---an example of body shaming
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <Loof> i need to go to jelly school
12:00 <megamanga> same xm
13:00 <The_Baron> there's a school made out of jelly?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Monday March 3 2014 01:13am(01:13:21)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
13:00 <beehhh> http://wineexplored.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/tree-of-life-pomegranate-wine-bottle.jpg
13:00 <Loof> on south park
13:00 <MusiciaN> if it looks like a bicycle it's legal, the pedal assisted mopeds need to be registered
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna be fucked in the morning
13:00 <MusiciaN> well by "legal" i mean the cops don't bother you and people have them
13:00 <MusiciaN> baron?
13:00 <Loof> jelly school was on south park
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not remotely tired yet
13:00 <xm> that might throw off a few autistic kids on facebook -- spending several hours trying to 'get it'
13:00 <Loof> good b1
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not good for me
14:00 <Loof> good for me :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I bore even easier when tired
14:00 <MusiciaN> ah, body shaming does sound more acceptable than biggotry
14:00 <Bastardly_One> will be 7 hrs of hell
14:00 <MusiciaN> and less hilarious than fattist
14:00 <Loof> it's so easy to lose weight, if ur not on meds that make you fat why still be fat?
15:00 <beehhh> http://neuheiten.koelnmesse.net/img/exhibition/250/prod_3722.jpg
15:00 <Loof> i put on 60kg on respiridone and nearly lost it all easily
15:00 <MusiciaN> i like to eat cake
15:00 <Loof> after getting off the evil shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can lose weight
15:00 <MusiciaN> i don't mind being fat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've news for you
15:00 <beehhh> women are all shite
15:00 <Bastardly_One> your face will always look like that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <MusiciaN> haha
16:00 <beehhh> they have barred me from entering and with uncut jews
16:00 <Loof> my head is like 50kg alone lol
16:00 <allenMC> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=218977111636951&set=a.103928279808502.1073741825.100005739905619&type=1&theater
16:00 <Bastardly_One> turn off the lights!
16:00 <allenMC> LOL
16:00 <Excessive> I wrote a post in a forum not long ago ........... it was a Gemini forum and ppl askin as to wat's a gd engine mod etc ......... some suggesting the 1800 Rodeo crank and VL turbo pistons etc .......... so I told em abt how I did a Rodeo engine into the G161 with using the crank and pistons from the 1800 with some machine work ........... some smart arse commented sayin "square pegs in round holes, if it doesn't fit, machine it" .......... I told
16:00 <Bastardly_One> someone click
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me if that's funny
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse to believe funny and shads go together
17:00 <Bastardly_One> except for being funny in the head
17:00 <Loof> make me coffee b1
17:00 <CannibalClown> its a pic of shads' boyfriend
17:00 <The_Baron> I don't know wtf that is
17:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> make your own subby boy
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <allenMC> LOL
17:00 <ZeroDistance> id laugh if i heard he was murdered
17:00 <beehhh> u guys are insane n heartless prick
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and get Me a tea while there
18:00 <Bastardly_One> white with 2
18:00 <Loof> what's subby, don't you mean tubby??
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *puts on My Dom hat*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> subby
18:00 <megamanga> *fedora*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> submissive
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mega
18:00 <Loof> ah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> man they shit me ... I'm surround with hipsters
18:00 <MusiciaN> what is most hilarious is somebody making fun of a fat person while smoking a cigarette and justifying it with health reasons
18:00 <Bastardly_One> being in IT courses
18:00 <MusiciaN> how about everybody just minds their own business
18:00 <MusiciaN> i will smoke this joint, and you can be fat
18:00 <Loof> i say you cant smoke that joint
18:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ shads
19:00 <MusiciaN> lol, yeah i know your pain Bastardly_One
19:00 <Loof> unless you puff puff give
19:00 <CannibalClown> i say there is no joint
19:00 <beehhh> i have a dream now its all shattered n tormented in this trecherous weather of uncertainty
19:00 <megamanga> schrodingers joint
19:00 <CannibalClown> and its all an elaborate lie to make believe hes slightly cool
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> imagine that
19:00 <The_Baron> u know what's funny, when someone tells u off at the middle of a cafe in Double Bay about ur ciggy smoke being bad for the environment, then promptly getting into their big fuckoff SUV, and blasting everyone with diesel exhaust fumes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I was expecting kinky stuff from him
19:00 <The_Baron> it's also a good definition of irony
19:00 <Bastardly_One> after the Dom comment
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he tried that last group convo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't ya MusiciaN?
20:00 <Mew> which one is shads?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> allenMC
20:00 <megamanga> mc aspy
20:00 <Saemon> The_Baron but thats different from smoking near other ppl who dont smole
20:00 <Mew> oic
20:00 <Saemon> smooke
20:00 <Loof> who is MusiciaN, he seems ok
20:00 <Loof> ?
20:00 <Saemon> its much more personal
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who keeps trying to pester me with pm or dcc chat
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and failing
20:00 <MusiciaN> lol Baron
20:00 <Saemon> when u smoke right near someone
20:00 <MusiciaN> what did i try?
21:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, I was smoking in an area where everyone was smoking
21:00 <Mew> MusiciaN is oldskewl
21:00 <Saemon> oh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know he is
21:00 <The_Baron> but still, the fact she gets in her car
21:00 <The_Baron> and blasted us with diesel fumes
21:00 <Saemon> i thought u were smoking in a cafe next to her children or something
21:00 <The_Baron> always tickles me pink
21:00 <The_Baron> nah
21:00 <The_Baron> just smoking with other smokers
21:00 <CannibalClown> both things are shit
21:00 <The_Baron> and she told us all off
21:00 <The_Baron> then gets in her car
21:00 <Loof> i would have bashed her
21:00 <beehhh> kill all the muslim women
21:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, looks like a fucking idiot in her SVU
21:00 <Bastardly_One> one in every place in Aust I reckon
21:00 <megamanga> i'd tel you off too
22:00 <MusiciaN> i have an electric cigarett and have no car, i fart pure smugness
22:00 <beehhh> evil shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> big fuck arse land rover or whatever
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's like
22:00 <The_Baron> I don't drive a car
22:00 <Loof> and happily done a few months in psycha ward, just on principle
22:00 <megamanga> then smugly get in my dose machine and dose the fuck out of yu in my lebo chariot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you know what you're doing to the enviorment?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do
22:00 <The_Baron> my farts alone are 70% of my carbon footprint
22:00 <Saemon> well think of it positively, she wants to save you from lung cancer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> less than you driving that beast
22:00 <Serenity> i have a secret shame in liking SUV's lol
22:00 <Saemon> so she told yous off for smoking :P
22:00 <MusiciaN> lol Baron
22:00 <beehhh> i hope you lose a job tomorrow
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not secret now
22:00 <beehhh> queue up in centrelink
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you just want a hummer and be bad arse pimpin'
23:00 <The_Baron> oh dude
23:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hummer!
23:00 <The_Baron> gold coast, hummer central
23:00 <Loof> never driven, never been overseas, never will
23:00 <The_Baron> :/
23:00 <Saemon> wats the difference between an SUV and a Humvee?
23:00 <The_Baron> and u know what is even worse
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mean the SUV
23:00 <The_Baron> PINK HUMMERS
23:00 <The_Baron> WTF MAN
23:00 <beehhh> byebye qantas good bye cuntus bye bye goodbye
23:00 <Bastardly_One> when I'm saying mmmmmmmmmmmmmm hummer
23:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
23:00 <Serenity> i actually dont like them much
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah GC is hummer central innit?
23:00 <beehhh> - clive palmer is a coke head
23:00 <Saemon> are we allowed to SUVs in australia?
23:00 <Serenity> .
23:00 <Bastardly_One> SUVs are 4wds dickhead
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <Serenity> well
24:00 <Saemon> are we allowed to have* SUVs in australia?
24:00 <Serenity> theyre not
24:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
24:00 <Bastardly_One> big arse one?
24:00 <Serenity> they're all wheel drive
24:00 <beehhh> see you like it my ideas
24:00 <MusiciaN> facepalm
24:00 <Serenity> no theyre family drive
24:00 <Serenity> er
24:00 <Serenity> family car
24:00 <Mew> spishul uterus vehicle
24:00 <Saemon> id that to drive one
24:00 <Saemon> way too hard to park
24:00 <Serenity> a ford territory is an suv
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, well I don't drive
24:00 <BillyGoat> all wheel drive useless off road
24:00 <Saemon> id hate*
24:00 <Loof> can we get off the car talk and back on weed?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... I can be dumb if I want to on this
25:00 <MusiciaN> don't you know, soccer mums need to sit 5 feet in the air to see better
25:00 <beehhh> i arrived crippled n left heartbroken
25:00 <Excessive> don't the yanks have SUV's .......... didn't SUV come from their big arse 4WD's?
25:00 <Serenity> its a sports utility vehicle
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <beehhh> tripple whammy in every circumstances
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what it stands for
25:00 <beehhh> coping it from left right n centre
25:00 <MusiciaN> it's a 4WD that is for the road and not real 4WDing
25:00 <BillyGoat> beehhh drives a cow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so, big arse 4WD?
26:00 <Serenity> theyre not big! lol
26:00 <Loof> is my son's favorite color car being pink something to worry about?
26:00 <Serenity> theyre smaller than a 4x4
26:00 <The_Baron> Loof, nah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tiny
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they're big!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
26:00 <BillyGoat> awd and 4wd 2 diff things
26:00 <The_Baron> don't get into gender specifics
26:00 <MusiciaN> they don't have to be big to be a SUV but there are big SUV's
26:00 <The_Baron> let the lil one like what he likes
26:00 <MusiciaN> hummers are SUV's
26:00 <Serenity> http://www.ford.com.au/suv
26:00 <Loof> The_Baron he also has 2 dolls that he loves
26:00 <The_Baron> unless he likes putting his fingers in an electrical outlett
26:00 <beehhh> suffering is good you'd get used to it
26:00 <Loof> one of them is pink too
26:00 <The_Baron> then u might have to do something about that
26:00 <MusiciaN> as long as it's made for poncing around the city in it's an SUV
26:00 <beehhh> less demand less stress
26:00 <Serenity> pretend fwd
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'v seen them heaps
27:00 <The_Baron> Loof, don't overanalyse it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> tiny little things
27:00 <MusiciaN> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're SUVs?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well I'll be
27:00 <BillyGoat> i bought a 4wd this week
27:00 <BillyGoat> now i got 2
27:00 <The_Baron> and hell, even if he may grow up to be gay, are u gonna love him any less
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they were 4wds
27:00 <Loof> The_Baron i'm only mucking around, i couldn't give a shit if he's gay :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're tiny!
27:00 <The_Baron> cool
27:00 <Bastardly_One> those territorys
27:00 <Loof> i love gays
27:00 <Loof> wish i was gay
27:00 <beehhh> my penis is not strong for a root
27:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
27:00 <MusiciaN> me too Loof
27:00 <BillyGoat> now i can claim all my fuel on tax
27:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, heard of Sasha Vatoff? Nik Fish's bro? ........... he's apparently got a Hummer ........ not many like him apparently
27:00 <MusiciaN> how about we pretend to be gay together
28:00 <Loof> cool :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll only go gay for Maurice
28:00 <MusiciaN> butt play?
28:00 <Excessive> oh .............. and he's part of Binary Finary these days
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know Sasha a lil
28:00 <beehhh> last i paid tax seven years ago
28:00 <The_Baron> doesn't surprise me really
28:00 <The_Baron> they are both douchebags
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
28:00 <BillyGoat> i paid mine on friday
28:00 <beehhh> i worked for 1dollar a day in bangladesh
28:00 <xm> Loof: you should be very concerned. he's shown signs that he's going to be a player -- knowing the sort of car girls with dolls at kindy will love. he's going to be in the sand pit with a new girl each week!
28:00 <BillyGoat> u rich cunt
28:00 <beehhh> after gone back from australia
28:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off beehhh
29:00 <The_Baron> Nik Fish fucked over so many ppl to get where he was
29:00 <Loof> lol xm awesome!
29:00 <The_Baron> just mention Geoff the Chef to him
29:00 <beehhh> already did
29:00 <Excessive> oh yes .............. there r prty politics too
29:00 <Bastardly_One> complete talentless cunt
29:00 <Excessive> party*
29:00 <xm> didnt Peewee Ferris release an album and not pay royalties to someone?
29:00 <beehhh> no point trying hard he who tries will be failed
29:00 <The_Baron> xm, yeah him and john ferris both
29:00 <xm> and had to pay a a 6 figure sum 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another 2 cunts
29:00 <xm> -a
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
30:00 <The_Baron> they owed two million dollars in royalties
30:00 <The_Baron> for all the sampling they did
30:00 <beehhh> just chill to the next episode
30:00 <xm> hah was it THAT bad?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yes xm
30:00 <The_Baron> coz they couldn't actually come up with anything original to save themselves
30:00 <milk> meh
30:00 <Excessive> xm both Peewee and Nik fish got done for mix tapes and royalty shit
30:00 <xm> i didnt even think they would make such money in their life time
30:00 <beehhh> you know what most likely i'd be heading to london
30:00 <beehhh> in uk
30:00 <xm> i am really surprised here
30:00 <Loof> did he get caught jerking it in public too?
30:00 <milk> is it commercial stuff?
30:00 <The_Baron> oh dude, the ferris boys are well to do 
30:00 <The_Baron> u can count on that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still selling their arses paying it off though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear
30:00 <xm> The_Baron: i only remember one song of theirs. some tune in the early 90s
30:00 <MusiciaN> i love being fat
31:00 <MusiciaN> and eating pie
31:00 <The_Baron> it won't be long till they are all playing RSL's
31:00 <xm> or it was just peewee's
31:00 <beehhh> i hope every asian takes over downunder uk dont have many asian
31:00 <MusiciaN> oh baby
31:00 <The_Baron> like Nick Skitz
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <xm> "i feel it's time to make the floor burn" ?
31:00 <xm> with those lyrics
31:00 <xm> dont count on me being right -- as that was ages ago
31:00 <The_Baron> and as for john ferris and powerhouse productions
31:00 <Mew> oh god nick skitz
31:00 <beehhh> all your next generation with be chinese
31:00 <The_Baron> they single handedly turned hard house into hard pieces of shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
31:00 <xm> is that WiLd compilation Australian?
31:00 <The_Baron> the advent of the commercial rave is because of fucktards like them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you and I can abuse him forever
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <The_Baron> yeah sorry
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh go on
32:00 <Loof> commercial rave put me off electronic music somewhat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> xm is enjoying it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but we can ... and have
32:00 <The_Baron> Wild FM
32:00 <MusiciaN> beehhh that would be awesome, can't wait to be old and have a young chinese girlfriend
32:00 <beehhh> http://api.ning.com/files/fjP*zRvONidY8cQs9HbqgI5MkTUpH3dfPBh8yLXoqKRMWqnDzUJzhZzX-kY*iXTvb7L0Q*HmKg18aJ*TENUiaZmeg098u3sM/learnchinesein5minutesjoke.gif
32:00 <The_Baron> OH GOD DON'T GET ME STARTED
32:00 <Bastardly_One> him and the Ferris brothers are ...
32:00 <xm> perth didnt really have much of that music over here. as was said the other day, it's mostly jungle here
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't even an adjective
32:00 <Loof> die beehhh you piss stained human cigarette
32:00 <xm> but there was a bit of hardcore here in the 90s
32:00 <Excessive> wait ............... it was in abt 95-ish that rave became "commercial" with all of Fenix's gigs .......... or rather Michael's gigs
32:00 <The_Baron> it's A SOUNDTRACK TO LEBS DOING TOO MUCH COKE AND E AND FUCKING UR SISTER COZ SHE DOESN'T MIND GREASY ARAB COCK
32:00 <The_Baron> sorry
33:00 <The_Baron> had to get it out there
33:00 <CannibalClown> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> true though
33:00 <xm> when i think of that terrible music i do think of lebs as well...doing laps in their cars with their arms out
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
33:00 <The_Baron> and now u got white versions of them
33:00 <The_Baron> called brosteppers
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <milk> I would buy more mp3s but I dont know what I like
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a little less racist about it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I call it Euro EDM
33:00 <The_Baron> I'm a wog
33:00 <The_Baron> I am allowed to be
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive loves wog EDM
33:00 <milk> I got a few band names I remember from ages ago
34:00 <milk> but the whole scene changes
34:00 <milk> and I dont get out much
34:00 <The_Baron> hey there was actually some decent hard house from time to time
34:00 <Bastardly_One> LIES!
34:00 <The_Baron> guys like Dave Joy and Kai Tracid were quite decent
34:00 <Loof> anything that goes doof doof doof fucks me off
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I will still like less commercial house
34:00 <Bastardly_One> as we know
34:00 <The_Baron> but then for every Kai Tracid and Cosmic Gate you have a Pasha or Tiesto
34:00 <Mew> i lahv doof doof doof
35:00 <Excessive> mite .......... I was a fckn ravin junkie in the early 90's ............ weekend for me started on a tuesday and ended the followin monday cause there was nothin to go to on a monday
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking can't wait until Sunday
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so picking Joel's brain
35:00 <beehhh> second chance may not come along
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and am actually exctied about it
35:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, but rave died in 93-94 aye
35:00 <beehhh> remember its you who have changed and not me
35:00 <Excessive> yeah abt laste 94-ish
35:00 <The_Baron> then the doof scene had to get all the underground core group to start a new scene
35:00 <Bastardly_One> been chatting 10 yrs now ... first time we're meeting face to face and not over skype
35:00 <milk> got a really wikid acid rave album the other day
35:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be brilliant
35:00 <milk> listened to that a few times
35:00 <xm> im surprised that "ssst ...listen" song got into the charts
35:00 <allenMC> I CAN FEEL A HUGE SHIT COMIN ON...
36:00 <The_Baron> I'm surprised Martin Garixx is allowed near Fruityloops
36:00 <Saemon> whoa shappele corby is only 36
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah he's 18 yo's
36:00 <beehhh> Loof like to bash people over a dodgy deal he runs a heist over in springy
36:00 <Saemon> thought she was like in her 40s
36:00 <Excessive> after Vic Smith became south sydney mayor and put up all the new rules to dance parties in sydney and puttin up a big pricetag of a 60 k fine for any non council approved party
36:00 <Bastardly_One> trivia
36:00 <The_Baron> he aint a prodigy though, he's just another fucktard who knows how to sidechain a shitty triplet melody to a distorted kick with a pryda snar at the end of the 4th bar
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <beehhh> beware of phsycotic episodes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> know what it had to change it's name to FL Studios?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> because Kellogs said
36:00 <xm> it's a matter of time before some 10 year old kid makes some dance tune using his iphone app and it reaches #1 on the charts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off cunts ... we'll sue ya
37:00 <The_Baron> xm, won't be long now
37:00 <allenMC> FRUITY IS FOR SPASTIKS
37:00 <beehhh> glue ur eyes 
37:00 <The_Baron> I aint a fan of fruity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
37:00 <The_Baron> I find it's pattern arrangement to caged
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm a machochit
37:00 <xm> The_Baron: did you hear about those song templates they used to sell for most DAWs?
37:00 <xm> it was quite pricey
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *mascochist
37:00 <The_Baron> xm, yeah man
38:00 <The_Baron> I seen a fair few of them
38:00 <allenMC> USE WHAT U LIKE IMO
38:00 <The_Baron> and it made me almost cry
38:00 <beehhh> masogonist
38:00 <The_Baron> coz they were really simple things to
38:00 <The_Baron> triplet basslines aren't exactly that hard
38:00 <xm> there are some pretty terrible tutorials on YouTube and if they cant beat that -- you'd feel like killing yourself if you spent a bit of $$$ on that
38:00 <The_Baron> writing a shitty melody for a sawsynth aint that hard
38:00 <allenMC> Bastardly_One should give abelton a go..........................xd xd
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and cubase
39:00 <allenMC> nice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and Reason
39:00 <xm> i am considering going back to cubase
39:00 <Bastardly_One> try out Reason
39:00 <allenMC> didnt know
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like it
39:00 <milk> there is an art to writing techno lyrics
39:00 <xm> well, not so much exclusively
39:00 <Loof> i need someone to pick out good electronic game music for me
39:00 <xm> but for its music notation
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I use those 4 shads
39:00 <beehhh> you will never find me
39:00 <Loof> cause i don't know jack shit about electronic music
39:00 <allenMC> u can rewire reason to cubase
39:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/21769921/mass-stabbing-at-china-rail-station-leaves-28-dead-in-terrorist-attack/
39:00 <allenMC> amazing
39:00 <xm> Reason doesnt exactly have good refills for orchestral sounds
39:00 <Saemon> dayem
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah cubase notation is oright
39:00 <Saemon> thats fucken badass
39:00 <The_Baron> but abelton 9 is just as good now I reckon
39:00 <The_Baron> for notation
39:00 <beehhh> u pulled the pin not me
39:00 <milk> Saemon, big city problems
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to agree
40:00 <xm> i mean like traditional music scoring
40:00 <Saemon> the attackers came in a group, dressed in black and just began slashing into the packed subway crowd with knives
40:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah
40:00 <beehhh> i was born into the sun and i'll go back to the sun
40:00 <xm> i just want to get into the habit of it
40:00 <Saemon> if i was them i would have used a fucken katana
40:00 <The_Baron> aah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't want much for nothing do ya xm? :P
40:00 <Saemon> go kill bill on their ass
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah then u will need cubase
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
40:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, ever heard of Nick TT bein on ACA bein arrested for one of his parties that he did?
40:00 <xm> the notes get really messy when you use a piano roll
40:00 <The_Baron> or u can just convert ur midi files into classical notation with the numerous free conversion software out there
40:00 <Excessive> or Tresk damging that plane on rowies?
41:00 <allenMC> excessive i was at nick tts every rave
41:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, yeah I do remember that
41:00 <allenMC> stollen warehouses
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I know one artist you makes in Cubase
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and uses ableton live
41:00 <Excessive> damaging*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for the notation thing
41:00 <beehhh> i fear no cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he rights in classical format
41:00 <allenMC> k
41:00 <xm> i'd stay with Reason if it did the notation
41:00 <Loof> anyone got any midi keyboards they dont want that i can plug into fruity loops?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that being Mr Zimmerman believe it or not
41:00 <The_Baron> I used to use cubase a bit because some vst's were cubase exclusive
41:00 <xm> actually cant
41:00 <The_Baron> but now with reaktor 5
41:00 <xm> as the refills still blow
41:00 <The_Baron> there aint no point
41:00 <allenMC> oh right hans
42:00 <The_Baron> reaktor is soo good
42:00 <The_Baron> I could kiss the guys who made that shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't own it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but have played with it
42:00 <beehhh> stop giving me nasty surpises and let me die in peace
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right
42:00 <The_Baron> it's just a vst host
42:00 <The_Baron> mainly
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we should all be using it though
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he was talking to me about it a couple of weeks ago
42:00 <beehhh> i walked the gallow previously
42:00 <The_Baron> I couldn't use a vst like The Mouth on abelton without it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we were both wowing for 10 seconds
42:00 <milk> beehhh chill out dude
43:00 <The_Baron> coz it's meant to be for pro logic
43:00 <allenMC> in a few weeks ill setup a ftp for you guys 2tb music shit.
43:00 <beehhh> is that u alan
43:00 <beehhh> milk?
43:00 <milk> nah
43:00 <beehhh> good
43:00 <ZeroDistance> my dad was a movie star
43:00 <milk> I'm just milk
43:00 <ZeroDistance> he was one of the spiders in Aracnophobia
43:00 <ZeroDistance> cool huh!
43:00 <allenMC> my dads still alive 75
43:00 <beehhh> can i drink you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> man I need a new MIDI keyboard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> know how fucking annoying it is doing notes by hand?
44:00 <milk> some indian techno is pretty good
44:00 <allenMC> i need 1 2
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hurts my poor little brain
44:00 <beehhh> cock juice
44:00 <milk> the singing has caught up with music form though
44:00 <ZeroDistance> jeez
44:00 <xm> i used to write piano music in DOS using a typing keyboard
44:00 <Mew> lol beehhh
44:00 <xm> cant believe i did that
44:00 <milk> still traditional singing, not crooning with the beat
44:00 <Loof> those curries make some good 3d graphics too
44:00 <beehhh> better than licking up a whore
44:00 <allenMC> lol xm
44:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, I do notes by hand most the time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
44:00 <The_Baron> there are actually heaps of shortcuts to input notes and arrange them quicker with abelton
44:00 <Bastardly_One> even more respect now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
45:00 <xm> i have written intricate piano pieces before because i couldnt be bothered plugging in my midi keyboard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you do it by hand
45:00 <Bastardly_One> now tbh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't think you did
45:00 <milk> anyone remember the name of that harmony arab singing?
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah well there ya go
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and now I know that
45:00 <beehhh> my fingerprints gone over the dick ages ago
45:00 <Bastardly_One> makes it even better
45:00 <The_Baron> I prefer it, I don't like having to requantise shit
45:00 <Loof> http://calliopeslyre.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/goat.jpg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so, real deal IMO
45:00 <xm> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73915280/piano.mp3
45:00 <beehhh> things just keep getting better
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya fuckin' go
46:00 <beehhh> yes i admit i was shy to tell that im gay
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie has just gone from
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Sam deserves to make money doing this shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> to why is Sam not making money on this shit
46:00 <beehhh> its just salt n tears n more salt
46:00 <The_Baron> many many reasons
46:00 <The_Baron> mainly, I just never get along with industry types
47:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
47:00 <The_Baron> I have made a dick of myself with so many label managers
47:00 <beehhh> gotta go
47:00 <Bastardly_One> want a manager?
47:00 <beehhh> making green tea
47:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
47:00 <The_Baron> hell, I hate that side of things
47:00 <Mew> j'amie
47:00 <The_Baron> make it 15%
47:00 <Mr-10-Percent> 20?
47:00 <The_Baron> as long as I don't have to talk to a coked up record producer
47:00 <The_Baron> I'm happy
48:00 <Mr-10-Percent> 20 then
48:00 <The_Baron> hahaha 
48:00 <The_Baron> sure
48:00 <The_Baron> there's also one more thing
48:00 <xm> i'll do 5% and also do some ghost writing
48:00 <The_Baron> focus
48:00 <Mr-10-Percent> fuck if I can talk to Joel with his I don't give a fuck 'tude
48:00 <The_Baron> I don't focus on one typical genre 
48:00 <Mr-10-Percent> I can deal with anyone
48:00 <xm> you know the sex pistol manager actually wrote a song -- and happy hardcore/ravey out of all genres
48:00 <The_Baron> I am too interested in making all sorts of shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no idea on Sunday right
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's checking your soundcloud out
48:00 <The_Baron> who?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel
48:00 <The_Baron> aahh
49:00 <The_Baron> oh god
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not told him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's gonna
49:00 <The_Baron> poor bastard
49:00 <The_Baron> most of the shit on that is just expiremental noodlings
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll take one listen to haus
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and say
49:00 <The_Baron> and general nonsense
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck am I suing?
49:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
49:00 <The_Baron> nah
49:00 <Kelevra> Omg you guys seem annoying sometimes. I hope it's my period coming on. I miss my bloody friend 
49:00 <Mew> show him the myspace pantydropper
49:00 <The_Baron> Mew lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Mel
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mew
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, The_Baron and I are naturally like this
50:00 <The_Baron> that haus track is so miminal
50:00 <Bastardly_One> learn to love it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah
50:00 <The_Baron> it's actually so like a 90's track
50:00 <The_Baron> it's silly
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna get him back
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for the noise troll I showed ya
50:00 <The_Baron> aaahh
50:00 <Kelevra> So you're naturally annoying?
50:00 <The_Baron> that makes sense
50:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, if u're ever keen on releasin some of ur stuff, I can hook u up with Simon Elektrax (aka Hi-Shock) on mah fb, he runs a few labels of his own now and produces quite a bit of stuff
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky little cunt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ya gotta admit it was funny
51:00 <Kelevra> Hey Adrian 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, The_Baron and I? yes
51:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, what sort of stuff he releases?
51:00 <Excessive> lo Mel :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna root Mel?
51:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One: you guys suck
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew's too expensive
51:00 <Excessive> mostly minimal techno
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm a virgin
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like 1.80 for anal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> $1 and I'm your's
51:00 <The_Baron> in that case, I do make a bit of minimal tek here and there
51:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
51:00 <The_Baron> I will compile some shit from my mates puter and send it
51:00 <Kelevra> What's your bank deets
51:00 <The_Baron> hell why not
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
51:00 <Kelevra> :p
51:00 <Loof> hey Kelevra :)
51:00 <Mew> ill let you do anal if youve got a 180
51:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron hasn't got one set style
52:00 <Kelevra> $1 slave. I'm in
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he does a track of every style you can think of
52:00 <Kelevra> Hey pat
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that he likes I should add
52:00 <Excessive> look him up on mah friends list and send him a friend request ............. he's got at least 4 or 5 labes now that he runs
52:00 <The_Baron> haha yeah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate saying it but gir/Mav
52:00 <The_Baron> I do like an awful lot of stuff though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> makes fucking good d n b
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate d n b
52:00 <Excessive> labels*
52:00 <Kelevra> Mavs my babies daddy
53:00 <Kelevra> He impregnated me with text
53:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
53:00 <Bastardly_One> see I wear latex gloves while chatting
53:00 <The_Baron> cool Excessive
53:00 <Kelevra> Lol
54:00 <allenMC> mel got a spare beer
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe WA hasn't moved on though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> from dumb and bass
54:00 <The_Baron> dnb is a fun style though
54:00 <The_Baron> it's mindless thrash about music
55:00 <Bastardly_One> uber annoying to me ... which is ironic
55:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the metal I like
55:00 <The_Baron> oh dude
55:00 <xm> minimal/tech and breaks is quite popular here
55:00 <Excessive> dnb has no fckn catchy/melody/tune watsoever
55:00 <xm> and psy
55:00 <The_Baron> u know Broken Note?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you can always prove me wrong
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and find something good
56:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not even that Excessive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure what it is ... just bugs the shit out of me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I've gotten too comfortable in certain sub genres again
57:00 <Excessive> jus like fckn breakbeat ............. DNB's originator ............ or more recent of today's dubstep ........... jus no talent
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I tend to agree
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just one loop on the whole
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bro/dubstep
57:00 <Bastardly_One> is awesome if done right
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Nero and Skrillex proved that for a while
58:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pWZRJd4z8o
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noisia - Shellshock (feat. Foreign Beggars) (Official Video) (Apr 24, 2011) 4:22 - Category: Music - 3,277,390 views - 27,615 likes (97.5%), 699 dislikes (2.5%)
58:00 <The_Baron> fuck couln't find a broken note dnb track
58:00 <The_Baron> but THIS
58:00 <The_Baron> THIS
58:00 <Excessive> mite u can't tell me that u'd love dubstep while on an e ........... that's if u can get a gd e these days
58:00 <Bastardly_One> great band
58:00 <The_Baron> this be some serious dnb
58:00 <Bastardly_One> on mau5rap
59:00 <The_Baron> oh
59:00 <The_Baron> and A Guy Called Gerald
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, on the WHOLE it shits me
59:00 <The_Baron> his dnb and jungle mixes are heaps mad
59:00 <The_Baron> and they are catchy too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if you don't believe me go look ...
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, didn't see the rest of what ya said
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <xm> one of the first DNB artists i liked actually
59:00 <The_Baron> Noisia and Broken Note are the only two I really enjoy in the step/dnb genre atm
00:00 <Excessive> it all fcked nowadays .............. the drugs r shit, the close to city parties are shit cause they've spent more money on makin money that on makin it a gd vibe etc etc etc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ ...
00:00 <xm> "Humanity"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with The_Baron on that
00:00 <Saemon> somebody change the channel plz
00:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole I can't stand it
00:00 <xm> Excessive: are you saying you were on something in that video you linked from Facebook?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like DJ Aero and Tommy Lee
00:00 <Bastardly_One> crap like that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> go fuck off
00:00 <The_Baron> on the whole I can't stand every genre aye
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well, now you put it that way
01:00 <The_Baron> even my beloved breakcore is now just a bunch of 20 somethins imitating bong-ra and venetian snares
01:00 <Bastardly_One> me either
01:00 <The_Baron> it's fucking lame
01:00 <Excessive> xm wat video?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... meh ... fuck d n b
01:00 <The_Baron> I have to spend hours each day just to find interesting music
01:00 <The_Baron> out of a sea of clones
01:00 <Bastardly_One> won't ever find it from me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel is waiting to make millions
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for when I ever release a track
02:00 <Bastardly_One> his own words
02:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna sue your arse off dude
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooops
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of a running joke
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons I should like him and sonny combined
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and they'd make millions out of me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> in other words
03:00 <Serenity> fucking bear grylls on my tv
03:00 <Serenity> Pieter looks like bear grylls
03:00 <Bastardly_One> work your own shit out a bit more
03:00 <The_Baron> I don't think I could suffer the indignity of being repped by Skrillex
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and less of your favourites
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... fucking harsh!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like, wait, Im good!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no, sonny you fucking arse!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah man sorry!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon Serenity?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's complimenting Pieter way too much
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Piet looks a bit like a young Sam Newman
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's not very good
04:00 <Excessive> does he drink his own piss outtah zah snaks skin too?
05:00 <Excessive> snake*
05:00 <Serenity> http://images.smh.com.au/2011/03/24/2250208/Bear_Grylls_Man_vs_Wild-420x0.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jAVvNhJ90EE/T0wkky9IyFI/AAAAAAAAAMs/pN4hVa9eXHo/s400/BearGrylls.jpg
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> still way better looking
06:00 <Bastardly_One> google Sam Newman
06:00 <Excessive> or eat bugs crumbled up that he caught for breakfast?
06:00 <Serenity> i know who sam newman is.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> don't see it?
06:00 <MusiciaN> well done
06:00 <MusiciaN> have you seen his cock?
06:00 <Serenity> no i dont see it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well I don't with Bear either
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Bear is a way better looking chap for one thing
06:00 <The_Baron> I remember someone here saying that piets cock was comfortable for anal
07:00 <The_Baron> who was that again?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tiny eh?
07:00 <MusiciaN> remember when he got dacked on the footy show
07:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't personally know
07:00 <Serenity> actualyl so do i MusiciaN
07:00 <The_Baron> but I did remember someone here (woulda been few years ago)
07:00 <The_Baron> saying it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Sam Newman?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tiny as apparently
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for a ladies man
08:00 <MusiciaN> maybe he's a grower
08:00 <Serenity> yeah im not sure soft size means much
08:00 <Saemon> theres other ways to please a women aside from penis
08:00 <Serenity> unless you're like 12 inches soft
08:00 <Saemon> ie. tongue or fingerds
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know or care really about the old coot
08:00 <MusiciaN> 75% of men's cocks only harden up and not grow
08:00 <Bastardly_One> which he'd just go live off his millions
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and stfu
08:00 <Loof> wish i could poop
08:00 <The_Baron> really?
09:00 <The_Baron> 75%
09:00 <MusiciaN> yeah
09:00 <The_Baron> I thought most dudes were growers
09:00 <The_Baron> my shit doubles in size
09:00 <Serenity> yeah im not sure thats a real number
09:00 <Loof> mines like double hard
09:00 <MusiciaN> mine quadrupels
09:00 <Saemon> all the women ive slept with would prefer to have me pay attention to stimulating their clitoris with my tongue rather than normal intercouse 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> go google it to declre your facts
09:00 <CannibalClown> MusiciaN knows all about cocks
09:00 <Excessive> I'd rather joke abt mah cock bein small and have some bitch say "it's like a fckn freight train" than go on abt showin it off or arguin abt how big it is
09:00 <CannibalClown> having had so many
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ to CannibalClown
09:00 <MusiciaN> haha i know about genitals in general
10:00 <MusiciaN> want to know where a womans g-spot is
10:00 <CannibalClown> just cocks
10:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown you're the cock hungiest clown ever
10:00 <Serenity> you need to calm down lady
10:00 <CannibalClown> lool
10:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, it's like that old joke, dude picks up some slut at a bar, takes her home, when he pulls his daks down she goes "who you think your gonna please with that?" and he replies "myself"
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <Excessive> ehehehe
10:00 <MusiciaN> billy connely would approve that joke
10:00 <Maurice> (23:10:17) (Serenity): CannibalClown you're the cock hungiest clown ever
10:00 <Maurice> (23:10:23) (Serenity): you need to calm down lady
10:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <allenMC> SUK ME CAWK
11:00 <Excessive> but yeah ............ the freight train thing ........... the ex said that once lol
11:00 <allenMC> LOL
11:00 <Saemon> billy connely has got parkinsons disease
11:00 <Serenity> shut up shads
11:00 <Saemon> all he needs to do is stick his fingers in a vagina, and he will be a human vibrator
11:00 <MusiciaN> he does?
11:00 <Saemon> yep
11:00 <Maurice> I find using the line 'are you going to fuck me with the beast or beat me to death' does wonders for the ego
11:00 <MusiciaN> since when
11:00 <Saemon> recently diagnosed
11:00 <Maurice> That*
11:00 <Saemon> google it if u dont bleieve me
11:00 <MusiciaN> pretty late in life
11:00 <Saemon> believe*
12:00 <MusiciaN> that's quite odd
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/2014/02/25/05/55/billy-connolly-credts-australian-with-diagnosing-his-parkinson-s
12:00 <Maurice> (22:43:29) (Saemon): fuak its boring atm in melbourne
12:00 <Maurice> (22:43:38) (Saemon): virgins talkin about their shitty tastes in music
12:00 <Maurice> Who are the virgins?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> read that though
12:00 <Serenity> god google is piss weak now days
13:00 <AndrewBolt> he means the label virgin
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a fan who was a dr told him
13:00 <Serenity> google cock and get actually photos of chickens
13:00 <Serenity> gtfo
13:00 <MusiciaN> Saemon's had sex oOOoooo
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah I am totally a virgin
13:00 <Saemon> no i didnt i dont want girl germs EQ
13:00 <Saemon> EW
13:00 <Serenity> once apon a time if you googled cock you'd get pictures of your mum at woodstock getting on with 12 black dudes
13:00 <Maurice> By paying for it
13:00 <The_Baron> I will sell my V card for 100,000 dollars
13:00 <Serenity> now its actually chickens
13:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
13:00 <The_Baron> or maybe a packet of tim tams and a decent pen
13:00 <Saemon> welcome to the 
14:00 <Saemon> PG era
14:00 <Saemon> everything is censored for the freakin kids
14:00 <MusiciaN> cunt
14:00 <MusiciaN> that wasn't
14:00 <Saemon> fucken stop them using the internet and give it back to the adults
14:00 <The_Baron> I wish I was an iced vovo
14:00 <The_Baron> then ppl might like me
14:00 <Serenity> i hate iced vovos
14:00 <The_Baron> coz who can hate an iced vovo
14:00 <Maurice> My cat loves them
14:00 <MusiciaN> fuck iced vovo's
15:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, I have lost all faith in humanity now
15:00 <MusiciaN> they're crap
15:00 <Saemon> wat is an iced vovo?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what it is
15:00 <Maurice> Legs, much like iced vovo's, are a mystery to Saemon
15:00 <The_Baron> but I like the proper ones with the fluffy marshmallow
15:00 <Bastardly_One> your cat looks so much like my old cat
15:00 <The_Baron> not that flat hard fluffspread shit they use
15:00 <Bastardly_One> does he like any junk food ?
16:00 <MusiciaN> venetian and a cuppa tea on the other hand
16:00 <MusiciaN> i'd fuck it if it had a hole
16:00 <MusiciaN> it's the jam bikki with the pink marshmallow balls
16:00 <Serenity> my cat eats sultana
16:00 <Serenity> s
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was trying to eat the lasagna off my spoon at 7 weeks old
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah venetians aren't bad
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just loved junk food that big fat bastard
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and looked heaps like aulds
17:00 <Maurice> Nothing is like Auds
17:00 <The_Baron> though the Kingston is truly king
17:00 <Maurice> He eats his own fur
17:00 <Saemon> apparently chocolate is poisenous to dogs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *auds then sorry
17:00 <Maurice> No shit, Saemon
17:00 <Loof> cats
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... does he?
17:00 <The_Baron> god I could do with a arnotts kingston now
17:00 <Saemon> so its true?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you should say that The_Baron
17:00 <The_Baron> http://cityhippyfarmgirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/iced-vovo.jpg
17:00 <Maurice> Biscuit talk reminds me of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a hankering before for real
17:00 <Maurice> When he named his son after a biscuit
17:00 <The_Baron> though an iced vovo is an iced vovo
17:00 <Saemon> when i was a kid we had a dog
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in the supermarket for them for the first time in a long time and got some Kingstons
18:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, u love kingstons too?
18:00 <The_Baron> then u truly are a brother
18:00 <MusiciaN> Saemon will you stop saying obvious shit everybody knows
18:00 <MusiciaN> omg *facepalm
18:00 <MusiciaN> have you been living under a rock
18:00 <MusiciaN> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Corinthian
18:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I do
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just got some tonight
18:00 <MusiciaN> yes chocolate is poison to dogs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> first time in ages
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah they are the kinda biscuit u neglect
18:00 <The_Baron> but when u finally get around to eating em
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
18:00 <Serenity> i dont really like biscuits
18:00 <The_Baron> the packet is smashed in no time
18:00 <Serenity> =/
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's getting smashed believe me
19:00 <Loof> did Saemon get a head injury as well when he lost his legs? why is he so fucktarded?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep stopping myself
19:00 <Saemon> one morning i found mince meat rolled into balls, several of them, in our backyard. i showed it to my parents and we rolled it apart and inside was full of pellets of rat poisen
19:00 <Maurice> I'm not a fan either
19:00 <Saemon> it must have been our neighbors
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved butternut snaps
19:00 <The_Baron> what about icecream
19:00 <Saemon> thats fucken evil and really sneaky man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> until my teeth no longer did
19:00 <The_Baron> surely there is no prejudice with the trusty cream of ice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but Butternut Snaps
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *drools*
19:00 <Saemon> tried to bait amd poisen our dog
19:00 <Serenity> not a massive fan of ice cream
20:00 <Serenity> have to really be in the mood
20:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah Serenity
20:00 <Bastardly_One> same
20:00 <The_Baron> u know what I made yesterday?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and we like the same two flavours ... that surprised me
20:00 <The_Baron> buttermilk pancakes with nuttella and banana
20:00 <Serenity> holy shit
20:00 <Saemon> say whaaaaaaat?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd like healthier icecream
20:00 <Serenity> now thats what im talking about
20:00 <Bastardly_One> holy fucking shit
20:00 <Saemon> i looove ice cream
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah when u showed that pic
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
20:00 <The_Baron> I had to make em
20:00 <The_Baron> fucken love nuttella with banana
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
21:00 <The_Baron> only makes sense to put that shit on a pancake
21:00 <Serenity> nutella and banana is ace
21:00 <Maurice> Dear god
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and your misses has issues with you?
21:00 <Maurice> Give me all of that
21:00 <Saemon> gluttony is a sin.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can cook everything?
21:00 <Serenity> HAVING NO LEGS IS A SLIGHT AGAINST GOD
21:00 <Maurice> SO IS YOUR FACE
21:00 <The_Baron> yeah I do all the cooking
21:00 <Excessive> ok so I spent a lil while goin through mah records cause I knew I had this on the media server, jus forgot wat it was .......... The Models - Out Of Mind Out Of Sight (The Nnix Mmix) ........... I like some of the shit I've come across from all the times in at Vinnies shopping for cheap 1 dollar records
21:00 <Excessive> http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/WGGUH
21:00 <The_Baron> and when I do cook shit like that, there is no issues Bastardly_One
21:00 <The_Baron> ;P
21:00 <Saemon> god should give me my legs back then
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't cook to save myself
21:00 <Loof> i've discovered thyme tea
21:00 <The_Baron> cooking is not that hard really
22:00 <Serenity> im an alright cook
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon there wouldn't be
22:00 <Serenity> we dont starve thats for sure
22:00 <Loof> cooking is sooo boring
22:00 <Saemon> <The_Baron> cooking is not that hard really
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I cook as bad as I eat
22:00 <The_Baron> brb chop up
22:00 <Serenity> im hankerin to make some pad thai
22:00 <Saemon> yeah 2 minute maggi noodle isnt hard 
22:00 <Saemon> or toast
22:00 <Loof> i want used thai pads
22:00 <Loof> mmm
22:00 <Saemon> are those tampons?
22:00 <Maurice> I'm hankering for Serenity to cook me steak
23:00 <Serenity> it'll end up like an old leather boot
23:00 <CannibalClown> i cook nice steak
23:00 <Maurice> I want it med-well thanks
23:00 <Loof> beef has the most creatine out of any meat
23:00 <MusiciaN> well maybe you could wear it instead of eat it and post us a picture
23:00 <Maurice> I have 2 inch thick steaks in the freezer
23:00 <Saemon> i tried cooking steak with beer once
23:00 <MusiciaN> wearing nothing but a single peice of steak
23:00 <Saemon> ate it and threw up
23:00 <MusiciaN> mmmmmm steak
24:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Voltarin is like God
24:00 <Loof> weed is better
24:00 <Serenity> i fucken told you that last week
24:00 <MusiciaN> how can you not know dogs can't eat chocolate
24:00 <Serenity> why does no one listen to me
24:00 <Excessive> beer is gd on mushrooms upside down on the bbq
24:00 <MusiciaN> i'm still getting over that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I took your fucking advice
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the next day
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that and the sling
25:00 <Serenity> loads of people dont know MusiciaN.. some dont care
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the sling did shit clearly
25:00 <Serenity> im shocked tbh considering its so dangerous
25:00 <MusiciaN> well the bigger the dog the more they can eat
25:00 <Maurice> Did nobody ever pay attention to the cute kid in the Oreo commercial?
25:00 <Maurice> 'Chocolate isn't good for dogs'
26:00 <Loof> i didn't i was too busy feeding my dog oreos
26:00 <Saemon> wat happends to a dog if it eats chocolate?
26:00 <Saemon> diayarria?
26:00 <Serenity> my aunties little hand bag dog ate half a packet of m&m's the big bags
26:00 <Serenity> and she nearly died
26:00 <Serenity> they can die its toxic.
26:00 <Saemon> damn
26:00 <Maurice> Onions too
26:00 <Serenity> ^
26:00 <Saemon> what does chocolate do it its organs etc?
26:00 <Loof> i want this little fuck dog next door to die so bad
26:00 <CannibalClown> diayarria
26:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
26:00 <Loof> never shuts up
27:00 <MusiciaN> oreo has commericals in australia?
27:00 <MusiciaN> i haven't watched free to air tv in years
27:00 <MusiciaN> i don't know how they're still on the air when tv shows are so easy to download
27:00 <Saemon> im sorry i didnt realise we were in a spelling B competition. 
27:00 <Saemon> -.-
27:00 <Maurice> Fucking google it you retarded gimp
27:00 <MusiciaN> it's just poison Saemon
27:00 <MusiciaN> pretty sure their liver dies
27:00 <Saemon> wow thats crazy
27:00 <MusiciaN> kidneys
27:00 <MusiciaN> what have you
28:00 <Loof> why hasn't everyone put Saemon on ignore?
28:00 <Loof> save ur brains
28:00 <AndrewBolt> and you would die if you hate their liver too -- even if they didnt eat chocolate
28:00 <MusiciaN> onion will make them puke though
28:00 <AndrewBolt> ate*
28:00 <AndrewBolt> it's toxic to humans
28:00 <Saemon> its amazing how something eaten so much by us can be so toxic to another mamal speceis 
28:00 <Serenity> chocolate contains theobromine and thts what is toxic
28:00 <AndrewBolt> some people in the arctic ate their dogs after hunger from being stranded
28:00 <MusiciaN> Loof it's what i do for charity
28:00 <AndrewBolt> result? death
28:00 <MusiciaN> Loof makes me feel like i'm contributing to society
29:00 <Loof> cheers bro
29:00 <Saemon> what happens if u feed herbivores like cows, sheep etc meat?
29:00 <Saemon> and vise versa
29:00 <Saemon> feed a lion veggies
29:00 <Saemon> does it make them sick?
29:00 <Excessive> a friend has a problem with pidgeons where he lives, I tyold him "buy a fckn bag of polenta and then go to some hardware shop and buy some powdered filler and mix that with the polenta, it goes hrad in their stomack and then u slowly get rid of the fckn pidgeon plague"
29:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
29:00 <AndrewBolt> well technically cows do eat other life forms
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this fucking phone
29:00 <Bastardly_One> think it wants to put music on it?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nooooooooooooooo
30:00 <AndrewBolt> HehAHhe
30:00 <Bastardly_One> even it hates the music I wanna put on it
30:00 <AndrewBolt> that's so wrong
30:00 <Saemon> lol ur friend is crool Excessive
30:00 <MusiciaN> there is a cow on youtube they get to eat a baby chicken
30:00 <MusiciaN> it's hilarious
30:00 <Excessive> u mean I'm cruel*
30:00 <MusiciaN> those crazy indians
30:00 <Saemon> ah yep
31:00 <MusiciaN> bigger the animal the more bad stuff they can tollerate
31:00 <BillyGoat> prob behhh eatin it 
31:00 <BillyGoat> haha yeah
31:00 <Saemon> does cows teeth are even able to chew meat like a baby chicken?
31:00 <BillyGoat> MusiciaN
31:00 <MusiciaN> there are odd lions etc that are vegetarians
31:00 <BillyGoat> theres a vid a billygoat headbuttin a cow fdoe ages
31:00 <BillyGoat> cow didnt care much
31:00 <Saemon> lol vegetarian lions
31:00 <BillyGoat> for a while anyway
31:00 <Saemon> they must be pussies
31:00 <MusiciaN> the trick is to not change the diet once established
31:00 <MusiciaN> same as humans
31:00 <AndrewBolt> simpsons is not a reliable source for that sort of information
32:00 <MusiciaN> lol BillyGoat i'd actually love to see that
32:00 <BillyGoat> i show ya
32:00 <MusiciaN> i can't i'm using my phone wireless ap
32:00 <MusiciaN> it's like dialup speed and spotty
32:00 <Excessive> fckn them fckers doin the simpsons show where they record some helpless cunt's last breath and then enact the whole thing out for big $$$$$$$
32:00 <BillyGoat> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJrRUCWjUO4
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goat Vs Cow (Mar 9, 2011) 1:12 - Category: People and Blogs - 1,594 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
32:00 <BillyGoat> damn
33:00 <Loof> BillyGoat do you like to jerk it with ur dad while watching animal porn?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh BillyGoat
33:00 <BillyGoat> fukin oath loof
33:00 <MusiciaN> fuck it i'm gonna try and load it
33:00 <Loof> die billygimp
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that insects Vs Insects
33:00 <Bastardly_One> is on SBS now
33:00 <BillyGoat> loll
33:00 <BillyGoat> they havin good smashes?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the narration is mad
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <BillyGoat> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and the sound effects
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not on this second
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it's on SBS these days
34:00 <Saemon> the ants are most strongest insect
34:00 <MusiciaN> wow that goat did not know when to quit
34:00 <BillyGoat> insect UFC
34:00 <MusiciaN> goats are so fuckin stupid
34:00 <Saemon> spiders are the weakest
34:00 <MusiciaN> i love em
35:00 <BillyGoat> stag beetle beats every cunt
35:00 <Saemon> take away a spiders web and its pretty much helpless
35:00 <BillyGoat> stag beetles take out scorpions
35:00 <Saemon> a swarm of ants would reduce a stage beetle to peaces 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so do a certain breed of ant
35:00 <Saemon> strengh in numbers yo
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they full on gang up on the scorp
35:00 <BillyGoat> ye
35:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that ep?
35:00 <The_Baron> back
36:00 <Excessive> oh u haven't seen wat a terentula spider does Saemon, I seen a doco on it where a cobra went for one and the spider got it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the one that was on the other night
36:00 <BillyGoat> i rememeber once a whole lot of boongs ran at us out a house
36:00 <^pilot^> evening b1
36:00 <The_Baron> that's what I needed to do
36:00 <The_Baron> switch up strains
36:00 <BillyGoat> look likes ants running out their hole 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember what night it's on though
36:00 <Saemon> oh yeah turantulas are the exception Excessive
36:00 <Saemon> i seen them eat birds
36:00 <Saemon> they dont rely on web
36:00 <BillyGoat> they a bit weak too
36:00 <Saemon> im tlakng about those type of spiders that relies on using its web nest to catch prey
36:00 <BillyGoat> dont take injury well
36:00 <BillyGoat> lil wasps come in whoop them 
37:00 <Saemon> definately 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like the huntsman vs
37:00 <Saemon> the waspe come lay eggs in them while they are still live
37:00 <MusiciaN> there are shit loads of spiders that don't have webs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what was it?
37:00 <MusiciaN> in australia
37:00 <xm> [23:35:50] <BillyGoat> look likes ants running out their hole <--- lol classic b.b. line
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but the huntsman was fucked
37:00 <Saemon> then eegs hatch and the larvae eats them from inside out
37:00 <The_Baron> huntsman are my friends
37:00 <Saemon> fucken Alien shit
37:00 <BillyGoat> lol MusiciaN ye that goat dumb cunt
37:00 <BillyGoat> that goat had lil man syndrome 
38:00 <The_Baron> they keep all the other fucking little fuckers out my house
38:00 <MusiciaN> all goats are like that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> all goats have issues
38:00 <MusiciaN> morons
38:00 <The_Baron> We Salute You Huntsman
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the saying
38:00 <Bastardly_One> stubborn as a goat
38:00 <MusiciaN> hence the saying, baby goats are kids
38:00 <Saemon> The_Baron how do u stop the huntman from biting YOU?
38:00 <BillyGoat> i know this big cunt try knock a goat out punch
38:00 <BillyGoat> he broke his finger
38:00 <Saemon> and whats more worser than a huntsman?
38:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, don't get in their way and freak em out
38:00 <BillyGoat> did no damage to the goat
38:00 <beehhh> women are alien breeder
38:00 <Bastardly_One> huntman don't bite
38:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, no sudden lunges
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
38:00 <The_Baron> if u want to, just drop ur hand to them slowly
39:00 <Saemon> id rather have other critters in my house then fucken huntsmans
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they leave ya be and will play with ya
39:00 <The_Baron> they will walk on ya and not do shit
39:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty simple
39:00 <Bastardly_One> unless provoked
39:00 <Excessive> huntsman could kill u if it could penetrate ur skin, jus that it can't, so that's y they're seen as harmless
39:00 <beehhh> im in a jungle
39:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, that be a myth
39:00 <Saemon> thats what ppl say about daddy long legs as well
39:00 <The_Baron> ur thinking of daddy long legs myth infact
39:00 <Saemon> those retarded spiders
39:00 <The_Baron> all spiders can penetrate the skin enough to break the upper dermis
39:00 <MusiciaN> that's a myth Excessive, started with dandy long legs
39:00 <The_Baron> and inject venom
40:00 <Saemon> is it dandy or daddy?
40:00 <The_Baron> daddy
40:00 <MusiciaN> daddy
40:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah rite ............... mah apologies
40:00 <The_Baron> issues
40:00 <The_Baron> sorry, boner alert
40:00 <MusiciaN> it was just a brain fart
40:00 <The_Baron> :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Excessive> knew it was some insignificant lil thing
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like my neko friend
40:00 <MusiciaN> i always thought they should be dandy long legs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she texts me saying she accidently stabbed herself
40:00 <MusiciaN> because they look like a dandy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but mentioned "lucky I didn't have my tail on"
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she's fucking hot
41:00 <Bastardly_One> damn her
41:00 <The_Baron> a buttplug tail?
41:00 <beehhh> nowhere is safe
41:00 <Saemon> they are so retarded creatures their legs falls off so easily
41:00 <Saemon> u scare one make it run
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's got one of them
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but not that time
41:00 <Saemon> and it will rip its own legs off on its own web
41:00 <Saemon> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> kid was still up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <BillyGoat> they rekon daddy longlegs barely venomous enough too kil la fly
41:00 <Saemon> daddy long legs
41:00 <BillyGoat> daddy long dick
41:00 <beehhh> im more sacred of human
41:00 <beehhh> scared
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Ive another neko friend in the states though with a nyan cat buttplug
41:00 <The_Baron> BillyGoat, correct
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so she trails rainbows out her arse
42:00 <The_Baron> oh god
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed at her
42:00 <Bastardly_One> for about 20 mins
42:00 <BillyGoat> if a brazilian wandering spider bites you get a errection that lasts for hours
42:00 <The_Baron> I know far too many nekonation freaks to really be proud of myself
42:00 <The_Baron> :/
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this canberra one though isn't that bad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just the odd ears and tails
42:00 <The_Baron> fucking loving cats is one thing, wanting to be a cat and fuck other cat people
43:00 <The_Baron> those people have some sexual ambiguity problems
43:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat did they use any of it for erectile dysfunction drug research?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pass!
43:00 <The_Baron> bigtime
43:00 <MusiciaN> fuck its too late for me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> furries are ... not normal
43:00 <The_Baron> that doesn't even begin to go there dude
43:00 <beehhh> ti might be big but not big enough for one
43:00 <The_Baron> I told u about that chick I know
43:00 <Saemon> those camel spiders in iraq seems crazy as
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not a furry though
43:00 <The_Baron> neko freak who is a girl that wants to be a boy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the canberra one
43:00 <The_Baron> going out with another cat freak who is a boy who wants to be a girl
43:00 <Saemon> soldiers have reported it running across the desert and biting through car wheels
43:00 <MusiciaN> i'd love a furry gf
43:00 <Bastardly_One> strictly a bit neko
44:00 <BillyGoat> yeah Saemon
44:00 <Loof> so people are actually sexual attracted to cats now? right suicide/cat killing time
44:00 <MusiciaN> that i could pat and feed cat food
44:00 <Loof> sexually
44:00 <Loof> *
44:00 <MusiciaN> and then fuck
44:00 <The_Baron> ambiguous much?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I remember those two The_Baron
44:00 <MusiciaN> cat style
44:00 <BillyGoat> ppl think that the camel spiders chase them but they chase their shadow get away from the sun 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but this one is more ... part time neko
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not a furry at all thank fuck
44:00 <Saemon> ah BillyGoat that makes sense
44:00 <The_Baron> thank fuck indeed
44:00 <The_Baron> seriously
44:00 <The_Baron> I been to a nekonation party once
44:00 <The_Baron> just for a laugh
44:00 <The_Baron> I wasn't laughing at the end
44:00 <BillyGoat> they are psyco lookin cunts 
44:00 <The_Baron> 0_0
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'd not be thinking I'd strengthen the friendship if given the chance
45:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she's ace enough
45:00 <Bastardly_One> to try canberra out
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if it got that far
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but thank fuck it won't
45:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd die in 2 days
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <The_Baron> fuck canberra
45:00 <The_Baron> oh god
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^^
45:00 <The_Baron> I spent 10 years tryin to escape that shithole
45:00 <The_Baron> :S
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I lasted a month
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the last time
45:00 <beehhh> spiders world
45:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
45:00 <Loof> i'd happily spend the rest of my life in prison if i could kill and entire neko conference
45:00 <beehhh> ugly species
45:00 <The_Baron> LOL loof
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was living in the houso squats
46:00 <Bastardly_One> with ACU freaks
46:00 <Excessive> canberra is a fckn hole
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who spent time bulbing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and a tranny called Fred
46:00 <Bastardly_One> legend that guy
46:00 <beehhh> nuke canberra with all the politician
46:00 <Saemon> imagine having pet spiders in a tank at home
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ACU bar
46:00 <beehhh> country is better without them
46:00 <The_Baron> gotta love a paragraph that ends with "and a tranny named fred"
46:00 <Excessive> fckn suburbs separated by fckn hills and shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> only place you will notice freaks
46:00 <Saemon> and then the tank tips over or something and the spiders escape
46:00 <BillyGoat> nuke india
46:00 <The_Baron> which would also be a cool name for a band
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
47:00 <Saemon> how paranoid would u be
47:00 <The_Baron> A Tranny Named Fred
47:00 <beehhh> or in your ass a garbil Saemon
47:00 <Saemon> not knowing there they are
47:00 <BillyGoat> ye
47:00 <BillyGoat> be in ya bedsheets
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I think he was just into confronting people kind of
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but most harmless and sweet guy
47:00 <Saemon> everytime u sit on the couch your gona be weary
47:00 <Saemon> looking over your shoulder etc
47:00 <BillyGoat> i do me washin at work hang it on this big stand, get a spider in my clothes from time to time
47:00 <Saemon> thats no way to live man
47:00 <Bastardly_One> why call yaself Fred for I dunno
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but he did
47:00 <Saemon> living in constant fear and worry
47:00 <BillyGoat> donmt feel it till crawlin up ya neck or arm 
48:00 <Saemon> id fucken go nuts and burn the house down
48:00 <beehhh> bigger the dick is hookers love it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gotta be up in 4 and a bit hours
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fun!
48:00 <allenMC> lollllllllllllllllllllll
48:00 <The_Baron> sleep is for the weak
48:00 <BillyGoat> early wake up bro 
48:00 <The_Baron> enlightenment comes at the end of a pinpoint of light
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <allenMC> im about chop up,.xd
48:00 <Saemon> same BillyGoat my clothes when hung on the line in backyard
48:00 <Saemon> bring it in and theres always garden spiders on them
49:00 <beehhh> i had a sardine on olive oil sandwich toast with kiwi cheese
49:00 <allenMC> the ice was shit
49:00 <BillyGoat> ye
49:00 <BillyGoat> you ever been bitten?
49:00 <Saemon> no luckily
49:00 <BillyGoat> i hate them black cunt ones always in corner of windows
49:00 <Saemon> have u?
49:00 <BillyGoat> not that i know of
49:00 <Saemon> ah yeah and they have funnel like nests right?
49:00 <BillyGoat> yeah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I know the ones
50:00 <BillyGoat> they are strong cunts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever they are
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they breed like 100s at a time
50:00 <Loof> just had 2 bongs shads
50:00 <BillyGoat> i get bored round some up put them in a jar watch them rumble
50:00 <Saemon> those fuckers are scary man, as a i kid i remember baiting them to come out, id get a stick and lightly prod the web
50:00 <BillyGoat> haha yeah
50:00 <Saemon> and after a bit, a fucken jet black dark thing comes out
50:00 <Loof> god i'm dumb, 99% of what has been talked about tonight went straight over my head (except the weed stuff)
50:00 <Saemon> its like death itself looming out
50:00 <BillyGoat> they are anf\gry when they come out make ya jump
50:00 <Saemon> and back in again
51:00 <BillyGoat> ahahah tis aye 
51:00 <Loof> all i know about is weed and websites :(
51:00 <Loof> so stupid
51:00 <beehhh> lol@morwell
51:00 <BillyGoat> i kill them with lacky bands
51:00 <BillyGoat> when its hot they come away from the tin, i shoot lacky bands at them 
51:00 <BillyGoat> takes me about 20 shots 
51:00 <Saemon> BillyGoat when i got bored i fed all my captured insects to ants
51:00 <beehhh> minningboom is under scrutiny
52:00 <Saemon> watch em get slaughtered
52:00 <BillyGoat> you got a ants nest ?
52:00 <BillyGoat> haha
52:00 <BillyGoat> ants make all them piss
52:00 <beehhh> lucky country my arse honestly
52:00 <Saemon> im worried now that i might go to hell and be like eatin up alive torn to peices by piranhas or something :S
52:00 <Excessive> man ............... if u've ever seen these big fckin bugs up north like Byron way but inland ........... I went for a NYE gig up there around Kyogle someplace in the sticks and ............. these fckn big .......... I donno they weren't flies .......... bugs? ........... looked like some fckn huge bull ant with wings and they fckn bite n shit .......... the UV tubes at the gig were full of these bugs/flying bull ants buzzing all around them
52:00 <BillyGoat> lol
53:00 <BillyGoat> kill a spider all his rellies comin for ya
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck tght shit Excessive
53:00 <beehhh> here it is sir  (_o_) for maken me a sufferer
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that shit too
53:00 <Saemon> apparently killing a mother spider with an egg sac is bad luck
53:00 <BillyGoat> bullants
53:00 <Saemon> fuck that shit
53:00 <Loof> those huge ants that bite you in qld suck
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fire ants
53:00 <BillyGoat> poor mum spider
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts of things
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and mean
54:00 <BillyGoat> fuk ye
54:00 <Saemon> having it around and hatching is bad luck when your house is infested with hundreds of them fuckers
54:00 <BillyGoat> trillions of the cunts
54:00 <Saemon> now thats bad luck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck with one fire ant
54:00 <Loof> always got bitten sitting on the oval in gladstone as a kid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole colony is like
54:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse the fuck me?
54:00 <BillyGoat> lol prob bad luck if ya dont kill the eggsack either
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't just hurt either hey Loof
54:00 <Loof> earwigs fucking hurt too
54:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> excuse the fuck me?
55:00 <Saemon> lol
55:00 <Loof> hate those things
55:00 <Loof> not as bad as scorpians though
55:00 <beehhh> going to bed cunts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't come close enough to me to bite
55:00 <The_Baron> a nest of fire ants biting ya is not something anyone wants to go through
55:00 <BillyGoat> they call em bullet ants, they said it feels like you been shot by a bullet when get stung by fireant
55:00 <The_Baron> :/
55:00 <Loof> hate those cunts in ur shoes
55:00 <Saemon> i know im ignoring you but i just had to acknowledge that bit
55:00 <beehhh> hope ya'll die in agony
55:00 <Saemon> made me lol'd
55:00 <Saemon> back to ignore now
55:00 <Kelevra> You guys are boring 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
55:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
55:00 <beehhh> i cummed twice today
55:00 <Saemon> yeah wasp nest too
55:00 <Kelevra> I wish.
55:00 <Saemon> mess with the nest
56:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
56:00 <Saemon> bees i man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yanno what happens
56:00 <BillyGoat> flame throw them 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes babies
56:00 <The_Baron> bullet ants are different to fire ants btw
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
56:00 <Kelevra> Yep
56:00 <BillyGoat> i thought they same
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and bull ants
56:00 <Bastardly_One> are different yet again
56:00 <xm> invite little kids over and tell them it's a pinata
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
56:00 <BillyGoat> the bullet ants the bigger ones ?
56:00 <Saemon> i didnt even know ants sting with ther asses like wasps
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and black
56:00 <BillyGoat> lol xm 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the big arse black ones
56:00 <Loof> xm only if they're abo kids ;)
56:00 <BillyGoat> soilder ants do
57:00 <Saemon> until once when i held one and it looked like it was trying to rub its ass on my skin
57:00 <BillyGoat> they big long ants an their head like praymantis, it moves when you walk around them 
57:00 <Loof> then you can give them petrol so they dont tell their parents
57:00 <Kelevra> Ny baby is part abo
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so do this ant I can't remmeber
57:00 <The_Baron> I don't bullet ants are even in australia
57:00 <BillyGoat> lol Saemon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they masscared as scorp
57:00 <The_Baron> they are from south america or some shit originally
57:00 <Bastardly_One> with their stingers in their tail
57:00 <BillyGoat> big ant Bastardly_One?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but forget what ant it was
58:00 <BillyGoat> ah k The_Baron
58:00 <Loof> shit sorry mel :(
58:00 <Bastardly_One> by ant standars
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the hulk
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah huge
58:00 <BillyGoat> the doco i saw on it was from america
58:00 <Saemon> theres a speices of ant that shoots venom or something from its ass
58:00 <xm> Loof: i wouldnt if they were abo kids. for them, i'd tell them they are honey ants and to put the back of the 'ants' in their mouth and bite
58:00 <The_Baron> thank fuck there aren't bullet ants in australia
58:00 <Kelevra> All good, it's not noticeable 
58:00 <Saemon> or is it a beetle?
58:00 <Saemon> bombardier bettle
58:00 <The_Baron> they are meant to be insane painful
58:00 <The_Baron> like u could die if more than one bit u
58:00 <BillyGoat> yeah think they called soilder ants or sgt ants b1
58:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's them though BillyGoat
58:00 <Saemon> bullet ants in kindy we used to call them 'bully ants'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Bullet Ants I am pretty sure
58:00 <BillyGoat> ye
58:00 <Bastardly_One> from Brazil ... I think
59:00 <The_Baron> I did say south america
59:00 <BillyGoat> u get them here too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> well excuse the fuck me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking
59:00 <BillyGoat> prob diff species but they sting
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not reading :P
59:00 <The_Baron> I thought it was venezuela 
59:00 <The_Baron> but eh
59:00 <The_Baron> I dunno
59:00 <Bastardly_One> somewhere around there
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
59:00 <The_Baron> I coulda just googled it to be honest
59:00 <The_Baron> derr
59:00 <BillyGoat> some bees get drunk and are not allowed back into the hive until they are sober
00:00 <Saemon> recently like a few months ago was the first time ever that ive tried salt on a slug. it was awesome
00:00 <Q{{big_bi_curious_hairy> meh ZeroDistance aint that big
00:00 <The_Baron> aah k
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
00:00 <Saemon> sizzled and fizzed right away
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking of the trap mouthed ants
00:00 <BillyGoat> loll
00:00 <BillyGoat> cooked slug
00:00 <The_Baron> according to this, it's found from honduras to north bolivia
00:00 <BillyGoat> the green way 
00:00 <The_Baron> that's quite a stretch
00:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
00:00 <The_Baron> south america
00:00 <Saemon> salt just like dissovled the motherfucker
00:00 <The_Baron> I was right
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <Saemon> made it all bubbles and slime it was crazy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be thinking of trap mouthed ants
01:00 <The_Baron> those things are gnarly
01:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me, have we turned into entemology nerds all of a sudden
01:00 <BillyGoat> lol
01:00 <BillyGoat> bugs are pretty cool
01:00 <The_Baron> shit, we could talk about Star Trek and seem more bad ass
01:00 <Saemon> what are those weird ants that flies during the summer
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <Saemon> and then mass suicides
02:00 <Saemon> cuz they all die almost at once
02:00 <BillyGoat> shit pilots Saemon
02:00 <Saemon> lol
02:00 <Saemon> kamikaze
02:00 <The_Baron> dude, they are called flying ants
02:00 <BillyGoat> they are ^pilot^
02:00 <The_Baron> as for the latin name
02:00 <The_Baron> beats me
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <allenMC> TIME TO GET STONED AND MAKE MUZAK..................................
02:00 <allenMC> XD
03:00 <Excessive> this shit is tripped out ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Casting a Fire Ant Colony with Molten Aluminum (Cast #043) (Nov 22, 2013) 2:46 - Category: Science and Technology - 25,500,098 views - 50,366 likes (83.2%), 10,167 dislikes (16.8%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> think I found the clip
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah I seen that Excessive
03:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty wikid
03:00 <Saemon> apparently its impossble or insects and creatures with exoskeletons to grow big these days due to the earths oxygen levels
03:00 <BillyGoat> blow up ants with fire crackers
03:00 <Saemon> back in the time of the dinos
03:00 <Saemon> they got huge
03:00 <Saemon> coz oxygen was thinner or somethingh
03:00 <xm> yeah, ive heard that one
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah and that temperatures were higher
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
04:00 <The_Baron> and more radiation
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on Monster Bug Wars
04:00 <Bastardly_One> somewhere
04:00 <Saemon> a scientist did an experiment with a turatula, got it hatched and live in a container with low oxygen or something, and it grew big
04:00 <Saemon> but once released into normal atmosphere
04:00 <Excessive> u might mean lighter as in the athmosphere might've been warmer?
04:00 <Saemon> it just died or exploded
05:00 <BillyGoat> weird
05:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, in tropical, higher temperatures
05:00 <Excessive> light air -> warm air
05:00 <The_Baron> everything grows bigger
05:00 <The_Baron> it aint a big mystery
05:00 <ZaPBuzZ> `SEEN PLIVENT
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06:00 <The_Baron> and at one stage the world was more tropical and warm as fuck
06:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
06:00 <BillyGoat> might go to bali more often hopefully my dick grows bigger
06:00 <allenMC> `SEEN KUNIVA
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06:00 <ZaPBuzZ> `seen osama
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06:00 <The_Baron> also in hot temperatures, animals will grow larger limbs
06:00 <Saemon> so are ppl who live in tropical warm environments supposed to be bigger as well?
06:00 <The_Baron> to distribute heat and regulate heat
06:00 <ZaPBuzZ> lol
06:00 <BillyGoat> stands to reason The_Baron got some big animals in tropical places
06:00 <allenMC> `SEEN SHADS
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07:00 <ZaPBuzZ> im big boy need missus procreation nom nom
07:00 <The_Baron> hence why africans by proportion have longer limbs comparative to torso size
07:00 <Excessive> places around the equator would be warmer than the tropix
07:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a few hours before I go bitches
07:00 <The_Baron> heat distribution
07:00 <Saemon> is that evolution?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta for now
07:00 <Saemon> so what if an african born in like, antertica
07:00 <BillyGoat> later b1
08:00 <Saemon> would he/she still have long limbs?
08:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, it takes generations for genetic code to be altered
08:00 <Saemon> ah ic
08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> toothpicks r so expensive
08:00 <BillyGoat> prob why african women tits hang so low 
08:00 <Saemon> so its all pre-programed
08:00 <Saemon> lol
08:00 <The_Baron> sorta
08:00 <ZaPBuzZ> :)
08:00 <Saemon> ive noticed africans born in america
08:00 <Saemon> after being there for generationsd
08:00 <The_Baron> it's a fascinating, detailed and thorougly confusing field, ol genetics and evolution
09:00 <ZaPBuzZ> what about the ones who wear bra's?\
09:00 <Saemon> dont have as long limbs like their african continent counterparts
09:00 <xm> slaves were wanted for their strength etc, so were taken from the western coast and central areas of africa
09:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, yes, by proportion that is right
09:00 <xm> there are still short/fat africans though
09:00 <BillyGoat> ye
09:00 <The_Baron> xm, that is genetic offshoot
10:00 <xm> one area produces good sprinters, another good marathon runners
10:00 <The_Baron> natures way of saying "hey, I aint perfect, u try homogenising billions of organisms"
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <Saemon> i laugh at how the world thinks austrlaia has got so many dangerous animals and has pictures of like snakes, crocs, spiders, scorpions etc
10:00 <Saemon> u wont encounter any of those shit unless u deliberately live like bear grylls or something 
10:00 <BillyGoat> they rekon aus is most dangerous on earth for animals n insects
10:00 <Saemon> pffft we are still alive and well
11:00 <Excessive> Saemon, do u know wat a roo does when it grabs u in a bearhug?
11:00 <Saemon> no
11:00 <BillyGoat> i seen a frenchman jump out a boat coz he seen a redback, he thought get bitten instant death 
11:00 <Saemon> what does it do?
11:00 <Saemon> lol BillyGoat
11:00 <allenMC> EVER BEEN BITTEN BY A DOG
11:00 <Excessive> it leans back on its tail and with its hind legs scratches the shit outtah yah
11:00 <BillyGoat> his mate just flicked it away with his finger
12:00 <xm> BillyGoat: did he run so fast he ended up never going below the surface of the water... like a frill neck lizard?
12:00 <Saemon> and how often, realistically, is a everyday person on australia gona get 'bear-hugged' by a freaken kangaroo?
12:00 <Saemon> on thier way to like woolies or something
12:00 <BillyGoat> lol sure did, runnin on water
12:00 <xm> it's the lizard messiah
12:00 <BillyGoat> kangeroo kill heaps of huntin dogs
13:00 <xm> not many people know they can swim from island to island
13:00 <xm> the roos
13:00 <The_Baron> australia is a safe country by most standards
13:00 <The_Baron> yes
13:00 <BillyGoat> should not take on a roo in a scrap
13:00 <BillyGoat> hit them in head do nothing
13:00 <xm> imagine being on a boat and seeing a roo in the water
13:00 <xm> for the first time
13:00 <Saemon> lol xm lizrd messiah
13:00 <BillyGoat> need ya spear xm
13:00 <Saemon> lol xm
13:00 <Saemon> i'd freak out
13:00 <xm> maybe skippy and flipper can go for a race
13:00 <xm> who would win?
14:00 <Saemon> i wonder if they ever get attacked by sharks
14:00 <Saemon> whod win
14:00 <Saemon> lion vs shark in water, shark has advantage cuz water is its environment
14:00 <xm> the sharks will be too busy in awe checking out their abs, biceps and balls
14:00 <xm> some of these roos are pretty beefed up
14:00 <BillyGoat> The_Baron australia has the most toxic organism on earth
15:00 <Saemon> funnel web spider?
15:00 <Saemon> or unbathed aboriginal?
15:00 <xm> blue ringed octopus would be in the top 5
15:00 <BillyGoat> lol 2nd
15:00 <xm> but i believe box jelly fish is #1
15:00 <BillyGoat> yeah blue ring
16:00 <xm> you know they hang around the swan river too right
16:00 <xm> the blue ring
16:00 <BillyGoat> u should fish them an eat them
17:00 <Saemon> they look most beutiful right before they are just about to sting
17:00 <BillyGoat> i saw a vid a croc eatin a electric eel, croc got fried
17:00 <Saemon> cuz their blue rings light up
17:00 <xm> i think BillyGoat deserves to have his own Australian wildlife documentary
17:00 <Saemon> whoa does an electric eel has that much electricity in them to cause death?
18:00 <xm> and he can take on two roles
18:00 <xm> the white bushtucker sort of guy
18:00 <Saemon> i just thought it was small bursts just to cause pain to a predator or stun prey
18:00 <xm> and then after some make up and taking some clothes off -- the abo connected to the land
18:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
19:00 <BillyGoat> loll xm
19:00 <Saemon> would the white bushtucker one be like a steve irwin?
19:00 <BillyGoat> ye Saemon
19:00 <Excessive> awwwwwwwwwwwww, I used to love this cat when the ex was stayin with me .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1654235_10152363610498646_995594_n.jpg
19:00 <BillyGoat> pretty spun out
19:00 <xm> i think the eel just causes EMF and it makes your body get cancer rapidly -- you die pretty quickly. might have to ask  Excessive 
19:00 <BillyGoat> use one for a generator 
19:00 <Saemon> crikey look as this awesome snake wooohooooo
19:00 <xm> that's a lovely coat
19:00 <The_Baron> oh the lil bugger bit me
19:00 <The_Baron> that shit used to crack me up
20:00 <xm> all aussie adventures -- downloaded them about a month ago
20:00 <xm> fortunately it's all on the pirate bay
20:00 <The_Baron> he'd get bitten god knows how many times by some fucking 2 inch fanged python and still be giggling
20:00 <Saemon> oh the lil bugger stabbed its barbed tail in me heart
20:00 <The_Baron> dude was hard as nails
20:00 <Saemon> ...too soon?
20:00 <The_Baron> actually one dude I respect
20:00 <Loof> just got more work
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah he was a bit of a jingoistic cheesey dude
20:00 <Loof> not sure if i should be happy
20:00 <The_Baron> but he at least lived by what he stood for
21:00 <xm> wonder what he'd be doing if he were still alive today. im sure he'd have something to say about this shark culling hysteria
21:00 <xm> anyway im off
22:00 <BillyGoat> fuk the surfers
22:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1688694_625151677556475_1752394211_n.jpg
22:00 <The_Baron> fuck I want one of these now!
23:00 <BillyGoat> some one spilt the crumbs!
23:00 <Saemon> yeah 
23:00 <The_Baron> Lemon soufflé  with coconut crumble, vanilla cream n blueberries
23:00 <Saemon> those surfers gettin eaten is natural selection at work
23:00 <Loof> i'm jelly of your metabolism if you can eat that stuff
23:00 <The_Baron> I don't
23:00 <The_Baron> but I'd still smash it
23:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmm, electric eel ............... I saw a doco on this thing once and ............. yeah it's an eel, but a big mutha furra .......... and yes it jus lets off a big electrical discharge that it builds up on its scales while it's swimming or someshit .......... static from water/scale friction while swimming along
23:00 <Saemon> eliminating all the dumb ppl who think going into the home of a apex predator shark is a fun pastime
24:00 <Loof> i eat sugary shit i can actually notice my face is fatter and puffier in a day or so
24:00 <BillyGoat> ahaha thats right Saemon
24:00 <The_Baron> Saemon. I agree with ya there
24:00 <Loof> slow metabolism
24:00 <The_Baron> I'm so a landlubber, the sea is for the sea creatures
25:00 <Saemon> indeed
25:00 <Saemon> the ocean scares me man
25:00 <Saemon> so vast and huge and unknown
25:00 <Saemon> could be anything in there
26:00 <BillyGoat> yeah cant see much
26:00 <BillyGoat> mancan see whats on the moon
26:00 <BillyGoat> cant see whats on bottom of the ocean 
27:00 <Loof> The_Baron i still need to do the eyeballs, but do you like it so far: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/2614_55319044857_3175211_n.jpg
27:00 <Loof> and heres a 2d one i did: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/2614_55319044857_3175211_n.jpg
28:00 <Saemon> indeed, they see we know more about space than our own oceans
28:00 <Saemon> say*
28:00 <BillyGoat> should explore the earth more
29:00 <Saemon> yeah
29:00 <allenMC> ITS STONED
29:00 <BillyGoat> loof yu dont need eyeballs, your always stone out ya head anyway half asleep
29:00 <Saemon> cryptozoology of ocean creatures
29:00 <BillyGoat> if thats a potrait of you loof fuck you an ugly cunt 
29:00 <Excessive> fckn generous maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, sendin the whole bowl
29:00 <Saemon> lol
30:00 <Saemon> thats looks like a dickhead
30:00 <BillyGoat> lol ye
30:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/2614_55319034857_4318017_n.jpg
31:00 <BillyGoat> is it public holiday in victoria?
31:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah that's sick loof
31:00 <The_Baron> sorry for delayed response
31:00 <The_Baron> vagued out a bit
31:00 <Loof> no worries
31:00 <Excessive> I want the !beep for beep or watever u had in the past wayne
31:00 <Loof> thanks man :)
31:00 <Excessive> that was fun
32:00 <BillyGoat> looks like a dummy loof
32:00 <BillyGoat> manican
32:00 <BillyGoat> you a dummy loof mate
32:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-the-stoned
33:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> hi
33:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> ;=]
33:00 <The_Baron> https://myspace.com/thefutureprimitives/music/song/too-much-34433223-35809427 <---trancey wankery
34:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> mines dubstep...imo
34:00 <Excessive> :P======~~~~~~~
34:00 <The_Baron> melodies up the wazzooo
35:00 <The_Baron> not bad shads
36:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> Analogue Church THE STONED EXPEDITION (Original Stoned Mix)
36:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> cheers dude..,.
47:00 <The_Baron> https://myspace.com/thefutureprimitives/music/song/kemikill-5098214-5052023 <---would love to remaster this
47:00 <The_Baron> well master it at all tbh :P
51:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, have u heard Hallucinogen - Solstice (Warren Bassmonkey Mix)?
51:00 <The_Baron> I have indeed
51:00 <The_Baron> not the Bassmonkey mix
51:00 <Excessive> wickd
51:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
51:00 <Excessive> nah u need to hear this
52:00 <Excessive>  http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/fuLhK
53:00 <The_Baron> yaeh
53:00 <The_Baron> beautiful piece of music
54:00 <Excessive> wait till the break at abt 2 mins or somethin b4 the end
54:00 <The_Baron> oh what, dubbed out to the max
54:00 <Loof> i thought you said dabbed
54:00 <The_Baron> oh this is going with the stoned vibes real nice
54:00 <Excessive> ye, it's actually Hallucinogen In Dub
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah this aint nuttin like the original now really
56:00 <The_Baron> fuck yeah
56:00 <Excessive> ye the gd bit at 6:10
57:00 <The_Baron> it only uses the intro arpegiation really
57:00 <The_Baron> it's practically a different track
58:00 <Excessive> aye
58:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like this
58:00 <The_Baron> has that early Cold Cuts vibe to it
59:00 <Loof> well there's another gram gone
59:00 <Loof> :(
59:00 <Loof> in 2 hours
00:00 <Excessive> if u like that ............ have u heard of Chronos? this is one of mah faves of theirs, another rmx, I used it in one of my sets as an intro once, though turn up ur subs for this .......... http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/qShhZ
01:00 <The_Baron> well can't, got headphones on
01:00 <The_Baron> ppl be asleep in this house
01:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
01:00 <The_Baron> turning up
02:00 <The_Baron> OH fuck 
02:00 <The_Baron> that panning effect on the crackle
02:00 <The_Baron> that spun me out
02:00 <Excessive> oh ......... well it rocks otherwise with the subs goin :)
02:00 <The_Baron> actually glad I had headphones on for that
02:00 <The_Baron> that panning was bullshit 
05:00 <Q{{Lover_Boi> i think i took 30 breath in last 5mins
05:00 <Kelevra> Quit irc
05:00 <Loof> shutup Q{{Lover_Boi you dull confused little man
05:00 <Q{{Lover_Boi> i cant, i would miss irc hotties so bad
05:00 <Q{{Lover_Boi> i would lose appetite and cant eat
07:00 <Loof> def not my type of music, to repetitive
07:00 <Loof> too
09:00 <Excessive> u mite like this too The_Baron while on the stoned parameter ........ http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/oHhms
10:00 <The_Baron> goddamn these headphones really aren't too shabby
10:00 <The_Baron> Sennheiser 280 pros, they are fucking brilliant for a 100 bucks
11:00 <Excessive> I have cheap 50 dollar HD201's
11:00 <Loof> i have $50 sonys
11:00 <The_Baron> I had some 201's
11:00 <The_Baron> they are better than nothing I guess
11:00 <Excessive> yeah
11:00 <The_Baron> still good for what they are
11:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, the bass response is a bit thin
12:00 <Excessive> I don't need expensive hi def stuff when beatmixin really, that stuff is for audiophiles
12:00 <The_Baron> troo
12:00 <The_Baron> or ppl who want to master their own tracks :P
12:00 <The_Baron> I guess that's pretty much an audiophile too
13:00 <Loof> all kinds of phile are good
13:00 <Loof> ..oh wait
13:00 <The_Baron> lol
14:00 <Excessive> I only wannah get the rythm in ........... audiophiles discuss quality
14:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1609873_716974331657840_359765070_n.jpg
14:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:00 <The_Baron> I need this
14:00 <The_Baron> Excessive. u never been tempted to produce ur own beats?
15:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, yes and I had a copy of fl for years, though could never be fcked in learnin it/workin it out
15:00 <Loof> i sometimes beat my meat to the sound of the street
15:00 <Loof> but then i get arrested
15:00 <The_Baron> you're like all the 45+ DJ's I know, couldn't be arsed with doing ur own music :P
16:00 <The_Baron> but eh, pushing vinyl, that's what some ppl love to stick to
17:00 <Excessive> if I was in lockup with a lappy only and fl, bein locked up for somethin that I didn't do, then I could prolly spend time doin it for somethin to pass the time and protest abt injustice on a musical level
17:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
18:00 <Loof> farty lumps
18:00 <Loof> software version 7.0
20:00 <Excessive> other than that I have heaps of other shit that I get up to ........... from gardening to fckn makin plans as to how I'mnah wire in some hidden cams around the joint to ........... big arse power supplies for the mining .......... when I'm bored and if I'm up to it I add to the music library on the media server by ripping some more vinyl or someshit
20:00 <The_Baron> I don't think I have that
20:00 <The_Baron> I'm still running on Beta farts
20:00 <The_Baron> sometimes theirs a glitch, and i get a binary cluster in my socket
22:00 <Loof> why hidden cams?
22:00 <Excessive> also while on the not so commercial stuff .......... but fckn wicked stuff ........ Zymosis do gd shit ......... this is Solar Quest ..........  http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/dgHws
22:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> ITS 4:20AM
23:00 <The_Baron> only 3:20am here
23:00 <The_Baron> but hell, it's always close enough
24:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> WHOLE PACKAGE M8
24:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, u ever hear any Don Peyote?
24:00 <Excessive> no
25:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> MY FOOTS KO`D,.XD
25:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> SWOLLEN.
25:00 <Excessive> bet we can come equal with the stuff that we haven't heard of, both ways]
25:00 <Loof> be i've heard of none of it
25:00 <Loof> :P
25:00 <Loof> that means it must be good
26:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> I INVENTED JAZZ METAL,.
26:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZhiVUxrSGg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: don peyote- peyote dreaming (Apr 25, 2011) 6:29 - Category: Entertainment - 4,618 views - 46 likes (95.8%), 2 dislikes (4.2%)
26:00 <The_Baron> this dude is the master of chill
26:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> K brus bbiab k.
27:00 <Analogue_Church_xd> eqing
27:00 <Excessive> listen to Solar Quest though and wat happens after the break
27:00 <The_Baron> yeqah I am
28:00 <Excessive> it's towards the end 
29:00 <Excessive> it's at 6:51
30:00 <Analogue_Church_x> 4.27am brb
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah almost there
30:00 <The_Baron> oh just morphs into a whole new arrangement
30:00 <The_Baron> that was seemless
32:00 <Excessive> another gd lot are Ailo ......... they're Greek I think, but this track is "deep" ......... http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/BJGpp
35:00 <The_Baron> actually gonna crash now
35:00 <Excessive> k niiiiiiiiiiiiite
35:00 <The_Baron> have good morning.night,whatever
41:00 <Analogue_Church_x> LOL
42:00 <Analogue_Church_x> NEW TRAXXX FINISHED
42:00 <Loof> lemme hear
42:00 <Analogue_Church_x> PROMO BE RELEASED IN 2 WEEKS IN EUROPE.
43:00 <Analogue_Church_x> LOOF
43:00 <Analogue_Church_x> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-a-wild-dream
43:00 <Analogue_Church_x> THERE BRO
44:00 <Excessive> jus put some John 00 Fleming on
45:00 <Analogue_Church_x> mastered in the USA
45:00 <Loof> nice man
45:00 <Analogue_Church_x> MIGHT GO VINYL AND CD
46:00 <Analogue_Church_x> 280 EUROS LOLZZZ
46:00 <Analogue_Church_x> fuk man i gotta be up n ready in 4 hours,.phark
47:00 <Loof> what for?
47:00 <Analogue_Church_x> buying a unit
47:00 <Analogue_Church_x> xd
47:00 <Loof> nice
47:00 <Analogue_Church_x> imo
47:00 <Analogue_Church_x> just a studio
47:00 <Analogue_Church_x> all i need
47:00 <Analogue_Church_x> gunna pimp a new lounge
48:00 <Analogue_Church_x> one u can pphuck on
48:00 <Analogue_Church_x> xd
48:00 <Analogue_Church_x> 3k maybe
48:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lounge is no1,.xd
48:00 <Analogue_Church_x> getting MACKIE 824 MONITORS
49:00 <Analogue_Church_x> DUAL CD MIXERS
49:00 <Analogue_Church_x> 1 WATT LASER SYSTEM
49:00 <Analogue_Church_x> DOWNLIGHTS AND UV ART
49:00 <Analogue_Church_x> SHOULD SEE ME MATES PLACE THIS DEALER
49:00 <Analogue_Church_x> EVERYTHING GLOWS
49:00 <Excessive> don't get makie powered shit where it cuts out when u're havin fun cause of the fckn passive cooling
49:00 <Analogue_Church_x> CUNTS GOT A Dncefloor
50:00 <Excessive> get a decents set of speakers and a proper power amp instead
50:00 <Analogue_Church_x> ill take u there excessive he lives near u at liechardt
51:00 <Excessive> I'm nowhere near Leichardt ............. I'm up north at Crows Nest
51:00 <Analogue_Church_x> his place is the best to chill @ imo
51:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
51:00 <Analogue_Church_x> cammeray
51:00 <Analogue_Church_x> nth bridge
52:00 <Analogue_Church_x> my ex lives north bridge,.xd
52:00 <Excessive> ah that's jus down the road then
52:00 <Analogue_Church_x> i used to park over there and chat on the cb saty mornings etc
52:00 <Analogue_Church_x> xd
53:00 <Analogue_Church_x> chatswood 
53:00 <Excessive> Chatty's full of slopes now ......... like fckn Ashfield ......... yuk
53:00 <Analogue_Church_x> yuk
54:00 <Analogue_Church_x> i gotta make it to pauls warehouse today new addidas
54:00 <Analogue_Church_x> and champion hoody,.xd
55:00 <Analogue_Church_x> both on special of course
55:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lol
56:00 <Analogue_Church_x> this is my 1999 script,.xd
56:00 <Analogue_Church_x> dragon is a wicked bloke xd
57:00 <Analogue_Church_x> used to chat to him in sydney 5am imo
57:00 <Analogue_Church_x> hes ircop
57:00 <Analogue_Church_x> dont mess with him
57:00 <Excessive> dragon or dragen?
57:00 <Analogue_Church_x> dragen
57:00 <Excessive> rite
57:00 <Analogue_Church_x> hes there
58:00 <Analogue_Church_x> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-a-wild-dream
58:00 <Analogue_Church_x> dubstep
58:00 <Analogue_Church_x> melodic dubstep
59:00 <Loof> sounds good shadsy
59:00 <Loof> keep up the good work
13:00 <Excessive> I'mnah lay down and prolly fall asleep again on zah couch, so ............. l8ers fckers
13:00 <Loof> hey gir :)
13:00 <Loof> link me some tunes man if ur not busy
14:00 <Loof> i'm not feeling imaginative
14:00 <Excessive> u askin me to link u tunes or gir?
14:00 <Loof> gir
14:00 <Loof> he likes metal
15:00 <Excessive> ok, l8ers then .o/
15:00 <Loof> ciao
16:00 <gir> sup sup 
16:00 <gir> lol 
16:00 <gir> I produce dnb as well 
17:00 <Loof> cool
18:00 <Analogue_Church_x> i only do house and dubstep also hardcore jungle jazz experimental and dubstep
19:00 <Analogue_Church_x> 2 types dubstep
19:00 <Analogue_Church_x> music sux
19:00 <Analogue_Church_x> cuppa dfill up the jugg brb
20:00 <Analogue_Church_x> i mainly do housey trance shit
20:00 <gir> yeah, been mixing for about 9 yrs 
20:00 <gir> and producing for about 5 
20:00 <Analogue_Church_x> really
20:00 <Analogue_Church_x> i started in 96
21:00 <gir> noice
21:00 <Analogue_Church_x> was ding at 14 scratchin
21:00 <Analogue_Church_x> djin
21:00 <Analogue_Church_x> brother had all hits on 6inch vinyl
21:00 <Analogue_Church_x> and a drum kit
21:00 <Analogue_Church_x> so i used to make techno lol
21:00 <Analogue_Church_x> drum to thwe music 
22:00 <Analogue_Church_x> then i bought a azz drumkit
22:00 <Analogue_Church_x> pearl for 100 box
22:00 <Analogue_Church_x> we formed a band rehearsed in my garage at south coogee
22:00 <Analogue_Church_x> u gotta have a drumkit in ya bedroom XD
23:00 <Q{{irc_Player> where u play?
23:00 <Analogue_Church_x> With towels deadaning the sound and a pillow in the kickdrum
23:00 <Q{{irc_Player> do u bust?
23:00 <Analogue_Church_x> im gunna buy a tama kit
23:00 <Analogue_Church_x> or a roland electronic
24:00 <Q{{irc_Player> for ur kids?
24:00 <Analogue_Church_x> for me u imbosile
24:00 <Q{{irc_Player> oh cool
24:00 <Analogue_Church_x> td5 electronic roland
24:00 <Q{{irc_Player> are u good at it?
24:00 <Analogue_Church_x> im ok
24:00 <Q{{irc_Player> which church u play?
24:00 <Analogue_Church_x> need to practice
25:00 <Analogue_Church_x> church of satan
25:00 <Q{{irc_Player> i come over and watch on sunday
25:00 <Q{{irc_Player> :o oh church satan
25:00 <Q{{irc_Player> u serious?!
26:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lol
26:00 <Q{{irc_Player> u know how christians have the bible
27:00 <Q{{irc_Player> whats satinists equivalent of it
27:00 <Analogue_Church_x> one for you excessive @ -> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-t-r-i-c-k-z
28:00 <Analogue_Church_x> May God have mercy on their Hard Drive.
28:00 <Analogue_Church_x> `seen  element
28:00 <prowl> Analogue_Church_x, element is on #random right now.
28:00 <Loof> Q{{x_jib_jib's nicks are as random and autistic as his brain
28:00 <Loof> hope he dies soon
29:00 <Loof> such a shit cunt
29:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lol
29:00 <Analogue_Church_x> May God have mercy on their Hard Drive.
29:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> * Received a CTCP DO /exit from Analogue_Church_x
30:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lol
30:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> oh no
30:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> i attract his attention now
31:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> i should have known better not to make eye contact with irc derelects
31:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lunizop
50:00 <Analogue_Church_x> lololol
00:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/290-width/images/print-edition/20140301_CNP003_0.jpg
01:00 <lumeah> . 
01:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> can u do that lumeah 
01:00 <lumeah> i didn't look at it :p
01:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> do a  move like in the pic
01:00 <lumeah> shut up
01:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> why not
02:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> u scared huh
02:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> dont trust my links huh
02:00 <lumeah> or ill kick u in the balls.. lol
02:00 <Loof> who you talking top lumeah?
02:00 <lumeah> q
02:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> i got platinum boxer on
02:00 <Loof> that fucktarded cumstain
02:00 <lumeah> lol
02:00 <Loof> ignore it
02:00 <lumeah> nut
02:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> so aint scared of u little softy lumeah 
03:00 <lumeah> your a cumdtain.. lol
03:00 <lumeah> stain
03:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> is that good or bad?
04:00 <lumeah> dude really? please  ya can't even try. 
04:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> if its royal cumdtain, it is good
04:00 <lumeah> lol
05:00 <Loof> does Q{{x_jib_jib really like to spy on little boys taking a dump?
05:00 <gir> so friend has just offered me ticket to soundwave
05:00 <Loof> i heard he does
05:00 <gir> I am going.. 
05:00 <Loof> nice
05:00 <gir> yeah 
05:00 <gir> gotta go 
05:00 <lumeah> bye boys 
05:00 <gir> last one in Perth 
05:00 <gir> hiii lumeah
06:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> <lumeah> q
06:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3O3xUZWKCQ
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coming to America Bath Was There Mai Fatal Fury Coming to America Bath Mod (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 16 likes (88.9%), 2 dislikes (11.1%)
30:00 <Loof> oooh cuppa
30:00 <Loof> damn good idea
30:00 <Loof> ALANMC
30:00 <Loof> ALLANMC
30:00 <Loof> no sugar, white
30:00 <Loof> two teaspoons of coffee
37:00 <AllanMC> k
37:00 <AllanMC> ust been doin excersizes
37:00 <AllanMC> Yoga imo xd xd
37:00 <Loof> awesome man
37:00 <AllanMC> on the floor
37:00 <AllanMC> fixed me back up
51:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> imagines AllanMC in tights doing yoga
58:00 <Sponge> q you are crazy@@
03:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> tote crazy yeh yeh
07:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> tak tak tak tak
10:00 <AllanMC> hmm
10:00 <AllanMC> #music can't join channel (it's invite only)
10:00 <AllanMC> -
12:00 <Sponge> Q{{x_jib_jib are you popular on youtube. I get between 1 and 3 repllies a day
12:00 <Sponge> I think people enjoy my comments
19:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> what comments
28:00 <Pieter> Moaning
00:00 <Loof> Pieter working it at the homeless shelter: http://i.imgur.com/kfFJJkj.jpg
04:00 <Loof> Pieter before the rhinoplasty: http://i.imgur.com/uyNngEp.jpg
05:00 <Loof> Pieter the amazing human cigarette
06:00 <Loof> puny penis pieter
08:00 <Loof> pushing pills on prepubescents
08:00 <Loof> prior to penetrating pooholes
12:00 <allenMC> rofl
12:00 <allenMC> wassup
13:00 <allenMC> mo8rning
57:00 <allenMC> djlocksmith
57:00 <Pieter> Djimgoingbacktobed.cum
22:00 <BillyGoat> Pieter how much you weigh? 50kg?
36:00 <allenMC> ]
10:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> rumour has it allenMC is a pretty boi
10:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> hai lumeah 
10:00 <Q{{x_jib_jib> how goes there
14:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> hi CordialGentleman 
14:00 <lumeah> wiredo.. lol
14:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> <-- is uneasy when CordialGentleman is in channel and is quiet
15:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> maybe he is busy in pm
15:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> working on my cougar
15:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> who's weird, lumeah 
17:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> CordialGentleman, Warning: pls mind ur turf
18:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> lumeah, have younger lads ever flirted with u before?
19:00 <lumeah> lol who r u. 
19:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> pls dont discuss if that is too private and personal for u
20:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> lumeah, u were considered younger men?
20:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> im me, Q{{
20:00 <[Maverick]> bloody weirdos
20:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i rarely change my nick
21:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u know me, lumeah 
21:00 <Loof> my god Q{{_Cougar_Seducer is a freak
21:00 <lumeah> lol
21:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> <-- really worries about CordialGentleman now
21:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> he looks like a contender
21:00 <Loof> is he actually retarded
21:00 <Loof> ?
21:00 <lumeah> pandy shads. pieter? 
22:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> thers a doco on australian gigolo out there somewhere
22:00 <Loof> i dont know how some people like Q{{_Cougar_Seducer have the intelligence to breath
22:00 <Loof> or walk
23:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. he is fucking tapped. 
23:00 <[Maverick]> like alot of people in here 
23:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
24:00 <[Maverick]> it's like beeh beagle and pieter came in a test tube together and dropped some poor girls egg in there 
24:00 <[Maverick]> and put it in a paint shaker @ bunnings
24:00 <lumeah> lol
24:00 <Loof> ROFL!!!
25:00 <[Maverick]> =]
26:00 <[Maverick]> and then let b1 raise it 
26:00 <Loof> not a fan of the b1?
26:00 <Loof> maybe i overestimated him
27:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i dunno why u have such angst against me loof
27:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer>  im a good guy
27:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> im charitable
27:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> and understand cougars have needs too
28:00 <[Maverick]> lol... 
29:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yeh im very generous and charitable
29:00 <[Maverick]> dude.. I am the cougar master 
29:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> :o
30:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> really
30:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> how many cougars u got
33:00 <Mew> bestiality
33:00 <[Maverick]> shhh
33:00 <[Maverick]> pirate 
39:00 <WifeIsModel> hi all
41:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. 
41:00 <[Maverick]> your wifey 
41:00 <[Maverick]> beast :P 
41:00 <Loof> hehe
41:00 <Loof> i hardly ever get her to fight for me any more
41:00 <Loof> :P
41:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
42:00 <[Maverick]> how's things between yahs 
45:00 <Loof> getting better
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> only running 2hrs late
25:00 <Loof> hi mj :)
28:00 <Loof> hate childcare days, miss him so bad
29:00 <Loof> wb The_Baron
29:00 <Loof> not much of a sleep
29:00 <CrIp> morning feckers
30:00 <Loof> hey CrIp :)
30:00 <The_Baron> cheers loof
30:00 <Loof> glorious morning
30:00 <The_Baron> mornin 
30:00 <Loof> high yet?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he missed me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he knew I was awakw
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *awake
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go to school this afternoon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not been to this class yet
31:00 <Bastardly_One> might go see what it's like
31:00 <Loof> my uni starts today too :(
31:00 <Loof> already cbf
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just logged into moogle right?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and be fucked if I know what all these word files are for today
31:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a shitload
32:00 <Loof> i gotta check my rmit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I still wish I knew what they were for
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and what I can do in 15 mins
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that I missed out on
33:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose some cunt will tell me when I turn up to web and coding or whatever it is today
34:00 <WifeIsModel> hello
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Web and Programming
34:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine how shit that's gonna be?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is <body>
34:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
38:00 <Bastardly_One> man
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna go
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be so boring
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a cert for today and tomorrow too
41:00 <Loof> already
42:00 <Bastardly_One> already
43:00 <Loof> ur cursed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My class are a bunch on little anti social cunts
43:00 <CrIp> https://soundcloud.com/flux-pavilion/dillon-francis-without-you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I swear I am in ways
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't win at shit
43:00 <Loof> you are
43:00 <CrIp> im stuck doing cover letters
43:00 <CrIp> :/
43:00 <CrIp> FML
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do them
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you pay me
43:00 <Loof> in weed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an admin chick by trade
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't wanna go to school this arvo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pay me
44:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1sS1kVAvA
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I AM BRUCE LEE - AMAZING BE LIKE WATER Bruce Lee video (Jul 10, 2013) 3:29 - Category: Sports - 566,173 views - 3,289 likes (97.3%), 91 dislikes (2.7%)
44:00 <The_Baron> this is so bad ass
44:00 <The_Baron> bruce lee playing table tennis with nun chucks
44:00 <CrIp> you are a admin CHICK ?
44:00 <CrIp> lol
44:00 <The_Baron> it don't get any more bad ass than this
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep *twirls*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't put out though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see me in a suit though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lady killer if I do say so myself
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one of those who could wear a suit 24/7
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the only thing I'm not gonna look like a dero in
46:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of a name is this?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Clay Ravin
46:00 <Loof> just when i thought i couldn't respect bruce lee any more, i see that
46:00 <Loof> my god
46:00 <Loof> he is god
46:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking cool name right?
46:00 <The_Baron> a strippers name
46:00 <The_Baron> silly
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his name
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that vid was great
47:00 <The_Baron> I know right!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> My web programming dude
47:00 <The_Baron> I still can't get over the nun chuck ping pong
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to work out if I'm gonna still be later
47:00 <Loof> asians have the ninja gene
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *late
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think I am
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you two make my mind up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I going to web and programming
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I calling in with My cert?
48:00 <Loof> be a man
48:00 <Loof> you can do it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Loof> you always tell it like it is
48:00 <Loof> so back at ya
48:00 <Bastardly_One> owned
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll take that
49:00 <Loof> i cant hate you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who can really?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hope Mav isn't reading
49:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
49:00 <Loof> mav is awesome
49:00 <Bastardly_One> He hates me wherever he is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
50:00 <Loof> cause you called him a pedo
50:00 <Loof> you dont do that shit
50:00 <Loof> only i do that shit to people
50:00 <CrIp> get ur tits out Bastardly_One :)
50:00 <Loof> cause i'm pathetic
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we sorted that in pm supposedly
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> CrIp, no that's sexual harrassment
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you want your cover letters?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *saucy look*
51:00 <Loof> is it doable?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> a man can't even pick a pic of his wench
52:00 <Bastardly_One> to load to tinypic to brag
52:00 <Bastardly_One> without being asked to get his tits out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
52:00 <CrIp> ahaha, I thinnk i will type my own
52:00 <CrIp> man boob doesnt really turn me on
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Loof> oh ur missing out
52:00 <Loof> it's to die for
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can do it for you later in 10 mins
52:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you around about 6ish?
52:00 <CrIp> nah, I just typed up a heap
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fine then cunt
53:00 <CrIp> its time to smoke da reefa
53:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do
53:00 <Loof> fuck is this whole channel dirty hippy stoners?
53:00 <CrIp> yeah mon
53:00 <Loof> fuck weed!
53:00 <Loof> jks
53:00 <CrIp> rasta times
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
53:00 <Loof> i'm gonna smoke 2 bongs then vape
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a tad ratshit already
54:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of another reason I cbf'ed
54:00 <Loof> this weed is a little too strong
54:00 <Loof> getting used to it though
54:00 <CrIp> http://youtu.be/FrOFFdw0w8o
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OSC - Evolution (Oct 13, 2012) 4:37 - Category: Music - 25,722 views - 339 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
54:00 <CrIp> play thT
54:00 <CrIp> PLAY IT NOW
54:00 <Loof> gonna fuck with my tolerance strong weed
55:00 <The_Baron> trick is to keep gettin strong weed
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> doable
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or ugly?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i59.tinypic.com/2jcc0ea.jpg
56:00 <Loof> fuck that sounds awesome CrIp 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not tellin' ya if that's the wench or not yet
56:00 <Loof> i love dubstep but dont tell anyone
56:00 <Loof> plz
56:00 <Loof> metal ftw!
56:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> doable or not?
56:00 <The_Baron> very doable
57:00 <Bastardly_One> good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she is the wench
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see her neko ears
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> nah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hate 'em too
57:00 <Loof> id do her hard
57:00 <Loof> and then marry
57:00 <Loof> shes gorgeous
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me what she does for a living?
57:00 <Loof> hope you say protitute
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pole dance fitness instructor
58:00 <Loof> nice
58:00 <The_Baron> OF COURSE
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she is ... *lol*
58:00 <Loof> look at those delts
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's exactly how I met her in Canberra
58:00 <Loof> impressive
58:00 <Bastardly_One> being smart
58:00 <Bastardly_One> "nice arse"
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she thanked me and laughed and we went for coffee
59:00 <Bastardly_One> mates since
59:00 <Bastardly_One> try the direct approach fellas
59:00 <Loof> did you get any?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if an ugly cunt like me can make friends like tht
59:00 <The_Baron> oh I know it works
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <The_Baron> like when I picked up a gorgeous indian girl coz I came up to her and said "you are one hot curry!"
59:00 <The_Baron> ttsss
00:00 <Loof> would love some curry pussy
00:00 <Loof> or nigger
00:00 <Loof> my god i'd love to do a nigger
00:00 <The_Baron> I've had a couple indian chicks
00:00 <The_Baron> and seen enough of them naked to know one thing
00:00 <The_Baron> on a whole, indians have the best tits
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most current pic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i62.tinypic.com/2lvbor8.jpg
01:00 <Loof> how old is she?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 33
01:00 <Loof> oh
01:00 <The_Baron> practically my age
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Josie ... needs to show me her pussycat
01:00 <Loof> i thought older, but she's hot
01:00 <The_Baron> hook me up
01:00 <The_Baron> :P jk
01:00 <Bastardly_One> come in the other chat room I go in :P
01:00 <Loof> i like older chicks
01:00 <Loof> i want an old asian milf
01:00 <The_Baron> nah, I am happy being unhappily married
01:00 <Loof> that still has ok ttites
01:00 <The_Baron> actually that's a bit harsh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure I'm going in 40 mins
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll still be 5 mins late for arvo class
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but you cunts insist on me going
02:00 <Loof> dont be slack
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a dr's cert
02:00 <Loof> i work with voices telling me my son just died
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if I bitch tonight about my shoulder
02:00 <Bastardly_One> we are gonna hate you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My voices are mean
03:00 <Loof> same
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the asian convo
03:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised the song playing in the background was
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Asian Hooker
04:00 <Loof> my fav
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the chorus is , sucky fucky sucky fucky sucky fucky
04:00 <Loof> i cant get enough asian pussy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I'm a man, I'm gonna go to Japan
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and spend a couple a grand
04:00 <Loof> asian pussy is like pizza to me, even if it's bad its stil really good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> doing hookers in the can
04:00 <The_Baron> u know in japan there are bars that are just for blowjobs?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
04:00 <The_Baron> u go to a booth, and get ur dick sucked all night
04:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
04:00 <Loof> with a condom?
05:00 <The_Baron> nope
05:00 <Loof> my god
05:00 <Loof> that's too awesome
05:00 <Loof> what are their weed laws like?
05:00 <The_Baron> harsh as fuck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof's next travel destination
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Japan
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
05:00 <The_Baron> and weed is expensive in japan
05:00 <The_Baron> 30 bucks a gram 
05:00 <Loof> fuck that then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think Japan is so perverse?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> everything else is illegal
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and really harsh laws
06:00 <The_Baron> though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why they're so sexually fucked up
06:00 <The_Baron> they are lax on RC drugs
06:00 <The_Baron> stuff like 2cb DOI are actually legal
06:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of only fun they get
06:00 <The_Baron> u can go to a headshop, buy a heap of shrooms, a gram of 2ct7 then a bag of peyote
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apart from S1 - S5 drugs being over the counter
07:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me mr chemist
07:00 <Loof> from japan The_Baron ?
07:00 <The_Baron> yeah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can I have a packet of Oxy's?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you rant oxy's?
07:00 <Loof> i'm there dude
07:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 dollar!
07:00 <The_Baron> oxycontin, if I had some
07:00 <Loof> i could go off weed on oxys
07:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't have any
07:00 <The_Baron> make sense?
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
07:00 <Bastardly_One> want some in the mail?
07:00 <The_Baron> how many mg's?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My old man was tellin me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> if I want I can come get my sister in laws old cancer meds
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like thanks cunt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> do I look like a druggy?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Loof> yes
08:00 <The_Baron> aren't those supposed to be disposed of by a health proffessional
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and not sure ... I forgot to ask
08:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be
08:00 <The_Baron> when my mates mum died of cancer, they disposed the dilaudid
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's amazing what you can hide though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> when she had 4 boxes left
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and you claim she had 2
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my idea
09:00 <The_Baron> there must be some 4mg dilaudids around there if she was in palative care
09:00 <The_Baron> worth about 5bucks a mg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh she refused that one
10:00 <The_Baron> really
10:00 <The_Baron> it's the best one
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she was actually more hardcore than the rest
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean this sister in law
10:00 <Bastardly_One> refused palative
10:00 <The_Baron> oh jeez
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had 2 sister in laws die of cancer in 3 yrs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and My grandmother in the next room to me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this one was the worst too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and all she did was Peter Mac
11:00 <Bastardly_One> refused palative as she didn't want to die pathetic
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah after my nan (mums mum ) dies
11:00 <Bastardly_One> in her own words
11:00 <The_Baron> I got no grandparents left at all
11:00 <The_Baron> end of an era
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've none now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and she raised me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... she's the only relative I want back
11:00 <The_Baron> gonna miss my nan too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum was too busy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' around
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and goin' to prison
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuckin' around
12:00 <The_Baron> shitty
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ya get that
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've held it against her for 20 odd yrs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> handy ;)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how many cones I can get in
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in half an hour
13:00 <Bastardly_One> can never tell when I'm stoned
13:00 <The_Baron> in my experience
13:00 <The_Baron> a fuckload
13:00 <Bastardly_One> glasses for the win!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I might chop again
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 cones left only
14:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bowl is nearly empty!
14:00 <The_Baron> I dunno why I don't chop up that much at a time
15:00 <The_Baron> I keep kidding myself thinkin I will stop at 5-6
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
15:00 <The_Baron> but then I just want to get more baked
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this Extra strawberry flavor
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is alright by the way
15:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
15:00 <The_Baron> yeah I don't mind it
15:00 <The_Baron> prefer blueberry
16:00 <The_Baron> but I'm a blueberry fiend
16:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
16:00 <The_Baron> when redbull made a blueberry drink
16:00 <The_Baron> I was so down 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> back
18:00 <The_Baron> wb
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be such a waste of time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what I reckon I'll do
19:00 <Bastardly_One> turn up and say ... oh, ouch
19:00 <Bastardly_One> look, I have a cert
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme go!
19:00 <Loof> change that attitude son!
20:00 <Loof> you can do eet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think I am going at all today
21:00 <Bastardly_One> to show "enthusiasm"
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I really am in pain
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ask The_Baron
21:00 <Loof> what did the doc say?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> sprained trap
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not supposed to use it
22:00 <Loof> be like chuck norris after bruce lee broke all his bones
22:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen those usb sticks
22:00 <Loof> he kept coming
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the size of a mini SD card?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna lose this in 5 mins
23:00 <The_Baron> actual a common fallacy that bruce lee and chuck norris ever fought
23:00 <The_Baron> they did a movie together
23:00 <The_Baron> and they trained a couple times
23:00 <Loof> but chuck norris doesn't need bones, his blood was his skeltal system
24:00 <Bastardly_One> seen him recently clean shaved?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a complete fuckhead
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah so much for another fist under his beard
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone in Melb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who knows chicks who wanna learn burlesque
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme know
25:00 <Bastardly_One> my friend is having classes again
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's trying to make me do the male classes
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> "but you are a killer in a suit"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's a suit
25:00 <The_Baron> I thought every 19 yo chick in melbourne was a burlesque dancer anyway
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til I take it off
26:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
26:00 <The_Baron> last time I was there, it sure seemed it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> every other second one
26:00 <The_Baron> but really
26:00 <Bastardly_One> is a roller derby chick
26:00 <The_Baron> I know their secret
26:00 <The_Baron> they are just hipster sluts
26:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know about 3 of them
26:00 <The_Baron> they justify tarting it up for the lads by wearing a nice corset and calling it performance art
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> one that performs internationally
27:00 <Bastardly_One> think I showed ya
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the room said she looked like a tranny
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <The_Baron> oh dude, best bellydancer ever, fuck I forgot her name
27:00 <The_Baron> she's in melbourne
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Minsky Malone
27:00 <The_Baron> she's with that kooky dude Kieri (Pentaphobe)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is the one doing classes
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm I know what she looks like
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but not her name
28:00 <The_Baron> she is STUNNINg
28:00 <The_Baron> and I can't believe I forgot her name
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be wrong
28:00 <The_Baron> (kieli is her bf's name derr)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think Mew has a pic of her
28:00 <The_Baron> http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&ved=0CAQQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Futhsygirl-site.blogspot.com%2F2009%2F10%2Ftribal-metamorphosis-pentaphobe-musica.html&ei=1doTU5XXHoXMkQWigYHAAQ&usg=AFQjCNGr9PIoQ-TQytEEleqiYvaQZcc11g&sig2=-PQDkElqmK33pnztJyJPQg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and that black tripper
29:00 <The_Baron> THIS CHICK
29:00 <The_Baron> best bellydancer in melb if not one of the best in the world
29:00 <Bastardly_One> still don't know her name
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <The_Baron> Rachel Brice
29:00 <Loof> the day i got really scared of my wife: http://i.imgur.com/BPdaE91.png
29:00 <The_Baron> finally
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know who is
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 mins
30:00 <Bastardly_One> am I going or not?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am I guess
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lets see if I'm back in an hour
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the song line
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't care if you get VD
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be screaming my name as you sit down to pee
32:00 <The_Baron> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Suppose I better get this song out of my head in case Cat has a feminist attack on me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> That
33:00 <Bastardly_One> s
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what Girls are For
33:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what girls are for, taking directions
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and giving me erections
34:00 <Loof> poetry
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you think that was poetry
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what girls are for ... wearing high heels and coppin' some feels
34:00 <Loof> LOL!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> kissin', lickin' ... tastes like chicken
35:00 <Loof> it's funny cause it's true
35:00 <Bastardly_One> load my guns and sharpen my knives
35:00 <Bastardly_One> do a good job and you could be my wife
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just kiddin', aint no way you're ever gonna be my wife
36:00 <Bastardly_One> poetry
37:00 <Loof> written by someone with no respect for their mother obviously
37:00 <Loof> love it
37:00 <Loof> can relate
37:00 <Loof> bitches aint shit
38:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, gonna go lay down
38:00 <The_Baron> bbl
38:00 <Loof> bet he has awesome weed
38:00 <Loof> so jel
39:00 <Pieter> Yes awesome weeeed maaa 
39:00 <Pieter>  N
39:00 <Loof> all that dabbing
39:00 <Loof> and hbo
39:00 <Loof> would love to try that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> off I go
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares at Loof*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya in a few hours
41:00 <Bastardly_One> or earlier
44:00 <Mew> niglets
44:00 <Mew> is there a better web client thingy for irc than mibbit?
49:00 <Pieter> Ass cows
49:00 <Pieter> Its called asscows
49:00 <Mew> no
51:00 <Loof> i like hexchat
51:00 <Loof> easiest to set up i've found
51:00 <Loof> shit for scripts
51:00 <Mew> is that one u download?
51:00 <Loof> yeah
51:00 <Mew> or just load up in the browser
51:00 <Loof> download
51:00 <Mew> dang
52:00 <Mew> i just want a browser one
52:00 <Loof> ah
52:00 <Loof> ic
52:00 <Mew> for when mirc registration does its homo thing for a few days
52:00 <Mew> n then comes good again
52:00 <Loof> i dont get mirc, it's buggy as fuck and hard to set up
53:00 <Loof> i had to get simba to show me how to write a script just to connect with idenitfy
53:00 <Loof> with timers and shit
53:00 <Loof> was bs
55:00 <Mew> i just type that stuff in everytime
55:00 <Mew> when you think about it its just pressing keys
55:00 <Pieter> All those demons going kaboom in charmed but the house never catches fire:/
55:00 <Loof> true
13:00 <Eon> sup
14:00 <Eon> got too drunk last night
14:00 <Eon> re installed windows 4 times cause forgot pw
14:00 <Eon> lols
15:00 <Eon> hi lumeah
15:00 <lumeah> who the f was asking about younger guys? 
15:00 <lumeah> hi chrisy 
16:00 <Eon> :)
16:00 <lumeah> you got it done tho
16:00 <[Maverick]> soundwave 
17:00 <lumeah> why 4 times? 
17:00 <[Maverick]> woooo 
17:00 <CordialGentleman> HOW DO I WATCH LIVE OSCAR
17:00 <Cleo10> on GEM
18:00 <CordialGentleman> oh really
18:00 <Eon> i kept forget pw i chose lumeah
18:00 <Eon> was yelling and shit 
18:00 <Eon> lols
18:00 <lumeah> lol
19:00 <Eon> at least i backed up all my music i made and asciii
19:00 <lumeah> hi mav  how u? 
20:00 <[Maverick]> yeah not bad 
20:00 <[Maverick]> you? 
20:00 <lumeah> yeah ok rainy. 
23:00 <Eon> thats 3 days in row
23:00 <Loof> it was Q{{_Cougar_Seducer lumeah
23:00 <Loof> i saw it
24:00 <Loof> asking about young guys
24:00 <lumeah> why... 
24:00 <Loof> dunno
24:00 <Loof> he's a freak?
24:00 <lumeah> who is that anyway? 
24:00 <lumeah> lol
24:00 <Loof> he's autistic i think
24:00 <Loof> so is blackdevil
24:00 <Loof> his flatmate
25:00 <[Maverick]> wait.. Q is BD's flatmate? 
25:00 <Loof> yep
25:00 <Loof> i believe so
25:00 <[Maverick]> fuck.. wouldn't suprise me if it's the same person 
25:00 <[Maverick]> either way... my quote before still stands
25:00 <[Maverick]> <[Maverick]> it's like beeh beagle and pieter came in a test tube together and dropped some poor girls egg in there  <[Maverick]> and put it in a paint shaker @ bunnings
26:00 <lumeah> lok
26:00 <Serenity> is he really his flatmate
26:00 <Eon> sexy Serenity
26:00 <Eon> :)
27:00 <Serenity> dont.
27:00 <Eon> :(
28:00 <[Maverick]> dardy Serenity
29:00 <Loof> he told me he is serenity
29:00 <Loof> blackdevil did
29:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil lies though
31:00 <CordialGentleman> HOW DO I WATCH LIVE OSCAR
31:00 <[Maverick]> channel 9 
31:00 <[Maverick]> dick 
34:00 <ZeroDistance> is ellen hosting?
34:00 <ZeroDistance> i wana see who died
39:00 <Mew> dammit lan
44:00 <Pieter> Live oscar hahaha
44:00 <BlackDevil> who lies
44:00 <[Maverick]> hmm
44:00 <Pieter> Live broadcasts of murder trials would make good tv
45:00 <ZeroDistance> and executions
45:00 <ZeroDistance> public hangings
45:00 <[Maverick]> BlackDevil: is Q{{_Cougar_Seducer your housemate? 
47:00 <lumeah> lol
47:00 <lumeah> then? 
49:00 <BlackDevil> he lives in the house i live in the guest house
50:00 <BlackDevil> so SNL was shit last night
51:00 <ZeroDistance> wot
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i thort you were american
51:00 <lumeah> THE WRONG FUCKING MAN IS TALKING TO ME.. God that's annoying.. lol
52:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
52:00 <[Maverick]> Pieter? 
52:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
53:00 <Pieter> Oops forgot to say hello I guess
53:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_Cougar_Seducer is in murica
53:00 <Mew> piet and lumeah sitting in a tree
53:00 <ZeroDistance> is Gravity at the cinemas?
54:00 <Serenity> poor lumeah
54:00 <Pieter> I just downloaded gravity
54:00 <Pieter> Gotta leech vlc to play mkvs tho:(
55:00 <BlackDevil> gravity is a waste of data
55:00 <Mew> your face is a waste of data
55:00 <[Maverick]> gravity is shite 
55:00 <Pieter> Dont say that :(
56:00 <Serenity> its at the cinema here ZeroDistance so i assume would be there
56:00 <BlackDevil> just did
56:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
56:00 <ZeroDistance> the cgi looks great
56:00 <ZeroDistance> kewl
56:00 <ZeroDistance> i only really wana see 12 yrs a slave
56:00 <[Maverick]> Pirate told me I should watch that black slave movie
56:00 <[Maverick]> pretty avg film 
56:00 <[Maverick]> I watched 1/4 of it then turned it off 
57:00 <CordialGentleman> it's boring as fuck
57:00 <ZeroDistance> i still see george clooney as a b grade actor
57:00 <Mew> we watched 12yrs a slace last night
57:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah?
57:00 <CordialGentleman> pretty boring hey Mew
57:00 <Mew> yeah its shit
57:00 <ZeroDistance> wow
57:00 <[Maverick]> 12 yrs is on odds to win best film
57:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
58:00 <Mew> thats why pirate put it on lol
58:00 <Pieter> George clooney is like a seth rogan in acting
58:00 <ZeroDistance> cant wait to see it
58:00 <[Maverick]> :o Leonardos odds have dropped heaps.. 4/1 to take out best oscar  
58:00 <Mew> most new movies are shit
58:00 <ZeroDistance> meant to see it weeks ago
58:00 <Mew> so for a shit movie to win best film this year wouldnt be so surprising
58:00 <ZeroDistance> really mav? thought he was great in wolf of wallstreet
59:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
59:00 <[Maverick]> he was like $60 to win a couple of weeks ago 
00:00 <[Maverick]> but yeah Wolf Of Wallstreet is fucking cool 
00:00 <ZeroDistance> yup!
03:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1970828_483408065097441_765183032_n.jpg
04:00 <Mew> thats a chocolate Reese's peanut butter layered cheesecake
04:00 <BlackDevil> LOL MEW
04:00 <Eon> i want some that cake
04:00 <Eon> yummy
05:00 <BlackDevil> this Mew https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1622641_10152215508739330_1203618703_n.jpg
05:00 <CrIp> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/10003112_10153888285710646_221691803_n.jpg
05:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <Eon> lol
06:00 <Mew> dontchunoimloco
07:00 <[Maverick]> lol
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong.mp3 (6.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:42)
10:00 <ZeroDistance> gravity gettin some awards uh
10:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 in a row
10:00 <BlackDevil> so
10:00 <BlackDevil> i had to pee
10:00 <BlackDevil> and poo
10:00 <BlackDevil> same time
10:00 <BlackDevil> and i had to hold if for 3 hours
10:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
10:00 <BlackDevil> because i dont like using public toilets
11:00 <ZeroDistance> you deserve an academy award
11:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> boy never felt good to pee and poo at the same time
11:00 <BlackDevil> and kept peeing for another 2 mins
11:00 <BlackDevil> now im downloading the walking dead
16:00 <ZeroDistance> im reheating a chop and some pork
17:00 <ZeroDistance> howcome so many african chicks wont grow their hair
18:00 <BlackDevil> grow their hair where?
19:00 <ZeroDistance> head lol
19:00 <ZeroDistance> chick that won for 12 years a slave then, she had a flat top almost
20:00 <BlackDevil> so its easy to put a weave on
21:00 <BlackDevil> also girls put there hair back tightly in a pony tail they go bald
22:00 <ZeroDistance> I want a bald chick
22:00 <[Maverick]> nah.. you know why they go the pony tail.. its to pull back the skin, make them look younger.. 
22:00 <BlackDevil> easy
22:00 <[Maverick]> but if they go too far.. and havent shaved... 
22:00 <BlackDevil> a girl with cancer having kemo
22:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
22:00 <[Maverick]> they might end up with a goatie 
22:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
27:00 <BlackDevil> why would they have a goatie?
36:00 <ZeroDistance> grow some hairPINK you look like a fucken man
36:00 <Pieter> God fucking damnit
36:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
36:00 <BlackDevil> mate
36:00 <Pieter> Had to come across porn d
37:00 <Pieter> Amazing how ya switch so easy 
37:00 <Mew> yeeeeeeeeeeees BlackDevil?
37:00 <BlackDevil> do you like the balls shaved or trimmed?
38:00 <Mew> afternewn The_Baron :)
39:00 <Mew> i prefer neither
39:00 <BlackDevil> so full bush
39:00 <Mew> you can trim or shave the beard on your face to look sophisticated but when we get down town i really dont care if its like a cave man
39:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> back
39:00 <Mew> it just makes it MOAR MANLY
39:00 <Mew> ROOOOOOOOOOAR
40:00 <The_Baron> afternanganongdong Mew
40:00 <Mew> plus after ive been knocked out with a club i wont be able to see your balls anyway
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah I knew bitches loved face pubes
40:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> mew got good taste in music
41:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> do u have any more youtube songs, mew?
41:00 <BlackDevil> no
41:00 <Mew> nope
41:00 <Mew> none
41:00 <Mew> ive never had a youtube song
41:00 <Doodle> Mewchoob
41:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> whats song u have then
42:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> what songs*
42:00 <BlackDevil> walking dead time
42:00 <Mew> wontondoodle
42:00 <BlackDevil> spoiler incoming
43:00 <BlackDevil> a dead zombie
43:00 <Mew> what kind of songs do you want Q{{
43:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u did so, u posted "young folks peter bjorn and john" before
43:00 <BlackDevil> jimmy crack corn, i dont care
44:00 <Mew> i havent pasted any youtube songs today lol
44:00 <Mew> ur on crack buddy
44:00 <Mew> share the love, Pieters itchin for it
44:00 <The_Baron> haha
44:00 <The_Baron> I'm itchin for some bitchin
45:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDdnRLlTmLQ
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Crack Corn | nursery rhymes and children songs with lyrics | muffin songs (Nov 12, 2011) 0:59 - - 728,524 views - 202 likes (65%), 109 dislikes (35%)
45:00 <Pieter> Naa, not needing any right now
46:00 <BlackDevil> so beth
46:00 <BlackDevil> is
46:00 <BlackDevil> 26
46:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i inspired kate pery to make this song
46:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Official) ft. Juicy J (Feb 20, 2014) 3:46 - Category: Music - 55,813,599 views - 525,351 likes (77.7%), 150,804 dislikes (22.3%)
47:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> well i inspired the ppl that write songs for her anyway
47:00 <The_Baron> lol
48:00 <The_Baron> that aint something to be proud of
49:00 <BlackDevil> snake eaters!
50:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yeh its terrible 
51:00 <Pieter> Im drinking a chinese pauls milk
52:00 <BlackDevil> Beth Greene = 28
52:00 <Pieter> Its written in chinese
52:00 <Pieter> Didnt know china had cows
52:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> song about 7 cows
52:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BhAKKz3-CA
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Song Of The King (Nov 13, 2008) 3:58 - Category: Music - 258,603 views - 364 likes (94.3%), 22 dislikes (5.7%)
52:00 <Pieter> Ok its hong kong
56:00 <ZeroDistance> peter o'toole died O_O
56:00 <ZeroDistance> and richard griffiths wtf
57:00 <Kynetic> all the old actors are dyin off
57:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i like this song too
57:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOJfrljowk
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Potiphar - Joseph film, HD (Nov 11, 2008) 4:39 - Category: Entertainment - 472,549 views - 608 likes (93.8%), 40 dislikes (6.2%)
59:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/254488_10150630043940212_2130058_n.jpg?lvh=1
59:00 <Doodle> looooool
59:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> "come lay with me love"
59:00 <BlackDevil> LOL OMG MEW YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY TODAY
00:00 <Mew> shutup you gronk
02:00 <Eon> wtfs a gronk
02:00 <Eon> nonga
03:00 <BlackDevil> this is a gronk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gronk_(artist)
03:00 <Pieter> Wtf what happened to judge judy
03:00 <BlackDevil> dead?
04:00 <Pieter> Doubtful, shes gonna out live chuck norris
04:00 <ZeroDistance> aparently you can put weetbix ina smoothie
04:00 <Pieter> Duhh
04:00 <Pieter> 2 weetbix
08:00 <Mew> LOL wtf
08:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJxiZxR6xU
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Art VS Science - Friend In The Field (Mar 24, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 281 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <ZeroDistance> only two?
08:00 <Mew> the guy dancing in this clip
08:00 <BlackDevil> they are in a house
08:00 <BlackDevil> drank moonshine
08:00 <The_Baron> it better be a good clip
09:00 <The_Baron> coz their music is mneh
09:00 <BlackDevil> drinking game
09:00 <Mew> hes actually not as bad as i thought lol
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah dude dances oright
10:00 <Mew> omg hes starting it again LOL
10:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn-NsWRtaSY
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenichi Ebina Performs an Epic Matrix- Style Martial Arts Dance - America's Got Talent (Jun 18, 2013) 4:58 - Category: Entertainment - 25,665,971 views - 144,180 likes (97.8%), 3,258 dislikes (2.2%)
10:00 <The_Baron> best dancing I ever seen is this guy
10:00 <The_Baron> usually hate these talent show things
10:00 <The_Baron> but fuck me
12:00 <ZeroDistance> butt fuck you
13:00 <BlackDevil> whats a good torrent program?
13:00 <Eon> utorrent
13:00 <Pieter> Im using utorrent on android
15:00 <CordialGentleman> Pieter that's crazy
15:00 <CordialGentleman> Pieter are you fucking me in the arse
15:00 <Pieter> Yes, crazy
15:00 <Mew> fuck sake
16:00 <Mew> i hate it when you cant find a song anywhere on the internet
16:00 <CordialGentleman> what speed you get wiith android phone torrrent  big Pieter ?
18:00 <Serenity> lol mew what are you looking for
18:00 <Pieter> Hit 3mb/sec
18:00 <BlackDevil> nevermind i keeping utorrent
18:00 <BlackDevil> i just disabled the ads
19:00 <Mew> its this song ive had on my ipod for about 5-6 years
19:00 <Mew> and even on there its called unknown artist
19:00 <Serenity> oh
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:00 <Mew> just says unknown artist - weightlessness
19:00 <Mew> FUCK YOU IPOD
20:00 <Serenity> whats the chorus?
20:00 <Mew> i guess its a weightlessness
20:00 <Mew> -______________________-
21:00 <Serenity> lol oh dear
21:00 <BlackDevil> beth is going to kill herself
21:00 <BlackDevil> hi Serenity
21:00 <BlackDevil> mate
21:00 <Serenity> fuck beth that bitch wouldnt cook my eggs
21:00 <Mew> i have a feeling it might be by the twelves but i cant find anything on youtube or google to support this
22:00 <Mew> i knew a girl called beth who actually killed herself
22:00 <Mew> how weird
23:00 <Serenity> was she really good friends with rachie
23:00 <Serenity> cause im sure i remember when that happened
23:00 <Mew> yup thats the one
23:00 <Serenity> very sad
24:00 <Mew> its all too common these days
24:00 <Serenity> yeah it seems to be really common
24:00 <BlackDevil> wow thise episode has a lot of middle fingers
24:00 <BlackDevil> im offended
24:00 <Mew> not long after that one of my close friends went missing and turned up dead in his car in his garage
24:00 <BlackDevil> complain the the FCC
24:00 <The_Baron> dunno if it is recently common
25:00 <Mew> and just yesterday some kid i went to primary school with offed himself
25:00 <BlackDevil> like fapped?
25:00 <Mew> nah like dead 
25:00 <Mew> lol
25:00 <BlackDevil> oh
25:00 <BlackDevil> 8 out of 10 cats
25:00 <Mew> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=offing+himself
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah I think everyone has had a few mates who have necked themselves or whatnot
26:00 <Mew> yeah you're right The_Baron
27:00 <Serenity> i dont
27:00 <Mew> its one of those things that doesnt get publicised 
27:00 <The_Baron> really?
27:00 <Serenity> ive never actually known anyone thats killed themselves
27:00 <Mew> so its probably been rampant for many many years before we were ever here
27:00 <The_Baron> I had a few mates kill themselves
27:00 <The_Baron> it sucks
28:00 <The_Baron> especially when they purposely OD on drugs u provided them
28:00 <Mew> the worst one ive known was my friends dad
28:00 <Mew> his 3yrld son died in his sleep of an asthma attack and he got so depressed for months after that
28:00 <Pieter> Bbl
28:00 <Mew> my friends sister came home one day and found him hanging in the shed
28:00 <Mew> couldnt hack it without his boy :(
28:00 <Kynetic> im having roast baby for dinner
29:00 <Kynetic> who wants some?
29:00 <Kynetic> theres plenty to go around
29:00 <Mew> LOL wot
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah life is harsh at times
29:00 <BlackDevil> The_Baron http://www.extremetube.com/video/overdeveloped-9066641
29:00 <Kynetic> some dude hung himself under the back stairs next door at my old place
30:00 <Kynetic> woke up at 6am to cops knockin on my door telling me if i had kids not to let them out on the back porch
30:00 <Kynetic> cos u could just see him hangin there
30:00 <Mew> dang
30:00 <Kynetic> was there til like 10am cos they had to get the coroner out etc
30:00 <The_Baron> yeah I had a friend hang himself, I found him
30:00 <The_Baron> it was fucked up, no one tells ya the neck stretches out after a long period of being hung
31:00 <Mew> ive never actually seen a dead body irl
31:00 <Mew> i dont think
31:00 <The_Baron> they look like a ragdoll
31:00 <The_Baron> it's kinda surreal at first
32:00 <The_Baron> u think it's like a stunt dummy, it just seems to fake looking
32:00 <Mew> do they lose their aura?
32:00 <The_Baron> I guess yeah
32:00 <The_Baron> there aint nothing
32:00 <Mew> like do you feel like you're standing in a room with your friend or do they feel like an object and not a human anymore
32:00 <Mew> yeah
32:00 <The_Baron> a lifeloss doll, that's all I could describe it as
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah it seems I guess like an object, but ur mind is conflicted
33:00 <The_Baron> coz u just want the person to be alive, u don't want to see that shit
33:00 <Mew> what a headfuck
34:00 <Serenity> yeah being with someone dead is a strange feeling
34:00 <BlackDevil> click the link The_Baron
34:00 <The_Baron> it certainly is
35:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
35:00 <The_Baron> gonna change the subject myself
35:00 <The_Baron> getting to morbid 
35:00 <xm> what about being on drugs when finding the body with the elongated neck, and it starts talking to you in riddles
36:00 <Serenity> xm why.
36:00 <Saemon> being with someone dead?
36:00 <Saemon> isnt that like necrophilia
36:00 <Saemon> or something
36:00 <The_Baron> well then that would mean I'm in some paranormal horror film
36:00 <Mew> oh ffs -_-
36:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
36:00 <Serenity> not sex you fucking cock flavoured pudding
36:00 <The_Baron> not cool guys, not cool
36:00 <Saemon> a women was reportedly found with her husbands dead corpse in bed for like 10 yrs
37:00 <Saemon> was on the news a few months back
37:00 <Saemon> ugh
37:00 <Serenity> one again
37:00 <Saemon> imagine the smell
37:00 <Serenity> Saemon killed it
37:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1393818789776.jpg
38:00 <Mew> dat is a nice vagina
38:00 <Mew> i get my weights back from my neighbour tomorrow
38:00 <Mew> super excited
39:00 <Saemon> how did she manage to get it so clean shaven?
39:00 <The_Baron> waxing I'd say
39:00 <Saemon> ouch
39:00 <The_Baron> or maybe buffing
39:00 <Saemon> the viginas way to sensitive for waxing 
39:00 <The_Baron> shave the hairs, then buff with something abrasive
39:00 <Saemon> that sounds couch too
39:00 <The_Baron> not too abrasive mind u
39:00 <Mew> yeah theres a remington buffer thing you can buy for women
39:00 <Mew> but i dont think it would get in around that area
39:00 <The_Baron> or she used a shaving oil
40:00 <Saemon> i reckon its just jair removing cream
40:00 <Mew> i wonder if anyones tried used a silky mit on their muff
40:00 <Saemon> hair*
40:00 <Mew> and if it was horrible
40:00 <The_Baron> hair removal cream doesn't give such a finish
40:00 <The_Baron> there woulda been buffing involved
40:00 <The_Baron> I know porn stars buff their junk
40:00 <Mew> maybe shes had it laser removed 
40:00 <The_Baron> that too Mew
41:00 <Mew> pirates sisters friend had all of her pubes laser removed to the point where they wont ever grow back
41:00 <The_Baron> personally I aint big on fully depilitated vaginas
41:00 <Mew> and now she sometimes misses her pubes lol
41:00 <The_Baron> it's nice to have some grit on the tarmaxc
41:00 <The_Baron> tarmac*
41:00 <Serenity> i want my pubes removed
41:00 <Serenity> wtf
42:00 <Mew> yeah 
42:00 <Mew> i think its more for the girl when they get them completely laser removed
42:00 <The_Baron> but doesn't that also increase chances of infection without a pubic patch?
42:00 <Mew> my friends been having IPL on her underarms and it literally looks like hair never grew there for her in the first place
42:00 <Mew> its baby smooth
42:00 <Serenity> cant say ive ever had a vagina infection
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah I can understand underarm hair removal
43:00 <The_Baron> but the pubic patch
43:00 <Mew> if someone offered me like 8 free laser sessions to get a complete brazilian
43:00 <Mew> i wouldnt turn that shit down
43:00 <Serenity> neither haha
43:00 <Mew> id just draw on some hairs with an eyebrow pencil for you The_Baron
43:00 <Mew> you'd be nundawiser
44:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
44:00 <The_Baron> I must be in the minority
45:00 <The_Baron> coz a fully shorn vagina just looks fucking weird to me
45:00 <The_Baron> and shit, how else am I supposed to floss my teeth?
46:00 <Mew> itd be handy if you got an itchy nose and didnt have a free hand
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah there's that too
46:00 <Serenity> i want to pluck up the courage for a wax tbh
46:00 <Serenity> cause my christ shaving itches
46:00 <Mew> noooooooooooooope
46:00 <The_Baron> also, when I'm fucking someone, I want their junk to not look like a 10 yo's
46:00 <Mew> no you dont LOL
47:00 <Serenity> i never got that saying
47:00 <BlackDevil> so The_Baron didnt click the video
47:00 <Serenity> a prepubescent vagina looks nothing like a womans vagina
47:00 <Serenity> hair or not
47:00 <The_Baron> yeah I clicked it BlackDevil, yeah nice big pair of tits
47:00 <The_Baron> I get it
47:00 <BlackDevil> big pair
47:00 <BlackDevil> she 18
47:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, maybe not ur smashed in box
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <The_Baron> but seriously
47:00 <The_Baron> it's just my personal preference
47:00 <Mew> Serenity book in for laser or IPL
47:00 <The_Baron> pubes are there for a reason
47:00 <Mew> its way nicer than waxing
47:00 <Serenity> no girls vagina looks like a womans. its just how it works
47:00 <The_Baron> I can handle the pubes
47:00 <The_Baron> if they can handle my face pubes
47:00 <Serenity> is it expensive mew?
48:00 <Mew> nah its heaps cheap now
48:00 <Mew> when it first came out it was $300-$400 a session which is ridiculous
48:00 <Mew> now its down to $60-$80
48:00 <Serenity> woah
48:00 <Serenity> thats cheap
48:00 <Serenity> might look into it
48:00 <The_Baron> why not just go au naturale?
49:00 <The_Baron> shaving aint comfortable, it does itch when the shit grows back
49:00 <The_Baron> why not just, mneh
49:00 <The_Baron> fuck it off
49:00 <The_Baron> give it a trim here and there
49:00 <Mew> i envy your other half
49:00 <Mew> shes got it eeeeeasy
49:00 <GreaseLightning> I have a pussy :) meow
50:00 <The_Baron> so u do just shave coz of ur man
50:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <Serenity> i shave because i dont like hair
51:00 <Serenity> its gross
51:00 <The_Baron> I was talkin to Mew then actually
51:00 <The_Baron> u already established why u don't like pubes
51:00 <Serenity> well no i didnt and yu asked [12:49pm] <The_Baron> why not just go au naturale?
51:00 <The_Baron> what a world we live in, grossed out by our own bodies
51:00 <Serenity> so i answered
51:00 <GreaseLightning> i love pubes, pubes is like a topping :) mmm chocolate icecream with pubes 
51:00 <GreaseLightning> yummy
51:00 <The_Baron> <Mew> i envy your other half
51:00 <The_Baron> <Mew> shes got it eeeeeasy
51:00 <The_Baron> * Eon has quit IRC (Quit: )
51:00 <The_Baron> <GreaseLightning> I have a pussy :) meow
51:00 <The_Baron> <The_Baron> so u do just shave coz of ur man
52:00 <The_Baron> that be what I was responding to
52:00 <Mew> im about 50/50
52:00 <Serenity> yes i wasnt even reading that
52:00 <GreaseLightning> The_Baron, im grossed out when i have to pick my stale shit from my hairy asscrack
52:00 <The_Baron> I dunno, we westerners are sure a weird bunch
52:00 <Serenity> periods and pubes are revolting
52:00 <Serenity> lets me straight out honest about this
52:00 <The_Baron> grossed out by our own bodies, depilitating our bodies unnescessarily
52:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD
53:00 <Mew> that reminds me
53:00 <Mew> on the news yesterday morning some guy was talking about rhino horn..
53:00 <The_Baron> see, I aint disgusted by any of that stuff really
53:00 <The_Baron> hell I will go down on my missus on her rags
53:00 <GreaseLightning> lmao
53:00 <The_Baron> doesn't bother me
53:00 <GreaseLightning> i still fuck my mrs when shes on her rags
53:00 <Mew> and he goes "asian men between 18-25 have been using the rhino horn"
53:00 <The_Baron> oh no, vagina blood
53:00 <The_Baron> aint gonna kill me
53:00 <Serenity> you arent disgusted by it but you dont have a mat of blood pubes attached to you either
53:00 <Saemon> i wont be disgusted if the chick is attractive
53:00 <The_Baron> hell, it's just a special monthly lube to me
53:00 <GreaseLightning> hahahahahaha
53:00 <Serenity> LOL MEW
53:00 <Serenity> rhino horn i love it
54:00 <The_Baron> I've had a matt of menstrual blood in my beard plenty of times
54:00 <The_Baron> u know
54:00 <The_Baron> didn't bother me all that much
54:00 <Mew> its like they were saying it over and over just to make me giggle
54:00 <Saemon> what does it smell like?
54:00 <Saemon> and what does it taste like?
54:00 <The_Baron> it smells like blood
54:00 <The_Baron> it tastes...guess what like blood
54:00 <GreaseLightning> hmm wonder if there is a website with guys drinking periods... that would turn me on
54:00 <Saemon> i wold imagine days old menstrual blood would smell like rotton fish
54:00 <Mew> http://english.vietnamnet.vn/fms/environment/96552/the-rhino-horn-party-of-the-rich-in-vietnam.html
54:00 <The_Baron> kinda thicker than usual blood
54:00 <The_Baron> but still blood
54:00 <Saemon> ic
54:00 <Serenity> gross
55:00 <Serenity> Saemon heres a hot tip for you
55:00 <Mew> have you ever accidentally sucked up a bit of clotted blood
55:00 <Serenity> nothing about a vagina should smell like fish
55:00 <Mew> like a little chunk of period goo
55:00 <The_Baron> Mew, yeah I have
55:00 <Mew> holy fuck LOL
55:00 <GreaseLightning> lol
55:00 <Serenity> LOL
55:00 <Mew> maybe you're the guy that told me this story years ago when i was like 14-15 on here
55:00 <Serenity> i dont know if The_Baron is telling fibs right now or not but i love it
55:00 <The_Baron> but compared to accidentally swallowing a pube and it wrapping around the bottom of ur tongue and rubbing on ur tonsil
55:00 <The_Baron> it aint that bad
56:00 <Mew> about doing some girl up the bum and then she pood in the bath tub to show you that your cum sticks to her poo
56:00 <The_Baron> nah I aint actually
56:00 <Saemon> wat about the inside of the vagina? like u stick ur finger in, and it gets moist u pull it out and smell ut
56:00 <Saemon> it*
56:00 <Saemon> what should it smell like?
56:00 <The_Baron> I just don't really care about that kinda shit
56:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
56:00 <GreaseLightning> pmsl!!!
56:00 <GreaseLightning> its like warm apple pie
56:00 <The_Baron> Lol
56:00 <GreaseLightning> in that case, warm strawberry pie
56:00 <The_Baron> tbh, most vaginas smell like a sweaty bum crack pretty much
56:00 <The_Baron> unless they are clean freaks
56:00 <Serenity> ......
57:00 <The_Baron> though there are many unique smells
57:00 <Saemon> ew how would someone eat it out if it smells like that?
57:00 <GreaseLightning> lmao
57:00 <The_Baron> though I found teenagers tend to have a classic fish sauce smell
57:00 <Mew> dont ever change The_Baron
57:00 <Mew> pls thx
57:00 <The_Baron> maybe it's coz they don't know how to look after their junk at that age
57:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
57:00 <Serenity> im staring at my screen like D: right now
58:00 <Doodle> same
58:00 <The_Baron> look, if u look at sex objectively enough, it is fucking gross and sticky
58:00 <Doodle> but i always do
58:00 <Mew> this is the best conversation #melb has had for ages
58:00 <Serenity> agreed
58:00 <Saemon> wat about drinking milk from a womens breast? 
58:00 <Serenity> she is revolting if you really think about it
58:00 <Saemon> some ppl acts grossed out by it
58:00 <The_Baron> I tried that only once
58:00 <Serenity> the human body is repugnant
58:00 <The_Baron> it tastes like glucosey milk
58:00 <The_Baron> almost like Yakult actually
58:00 <Saemon> is it the fact that is coming from her body that makes it gross?
58:00 <The_Baron> but not sour
58:00 <Serenity> thank you
58:00 <Saemon> like its ok for her baby to drink it
59:00 <Saemon> but if someone was to request to taste it
59:00 <GreaseLightning> http://yester.ispub.com/journal/the-internet-journal-of-gynecology-and-obstetrics/volume-7-number-1/an-unusual-presentation-of-perineal-sinus-a-case-report.article-g01.fs.jpg
59:00 <Serenity> someone argued with me on here that breastmilk is salty and i cant remembre who is was
59:00 <Saemon> everyone looks at them wierd
59:00 <The_Baron> LOL Serenity
59:00 <Doodle> shalty
59:00 <Mew> its sweet isnt it?
59:00 <Serenity> considering ive breastfed. mine was sweet like all fuck
59:00 <Mew> i tried to get pirate to drink mine
59:00 <The_Baron> that person was being a fucking tard, Serenity
59:00 <Mew> hes such a bitch
59:00 <Serenity> its very sweet from my experience
00:00 <The_Baron> yaeh glucosey as all fuck
00:00 <Serenity> no wonder babies get addicted to that shit
00:00 <Saemon> was that cuz u ate alot of sugary foods Serenity?
00:00 <Mew> if someone wanted to taste my breastmilk i definitely wouldve let them Saemon lol
00:00 <Saemon> like chocolate etc
00:00 <Serenity> no Saemon.
00:00 <Serenity> ffs
00:00 <Mew> i was trying to push it on people
00:00 <Mew> nobody wanted any
00:00 <The_Baron> no, it's because natural sugars are high in calories
00:00 <Serenity> ^
00:00 <The_Baron> more energy for the baby to consume
00:00 <Serenity> its high in sugar and fat
00:00 <Serenity> i left a bottle of breatmilk on the bench once
00:00 <Serenity> it had liek an inch of fat on the top
01:00 <Doodle> ok you're making me gag now
01:00 <The_Baron> it's sad I am one of the few men who actually knows any of this shit
01:00 <The_Baron> the rest of u dudes, u need to get a woman or something
01:00 <Serenity> oh pgg
01:00 <Serenity> pff
01:00 <Saemon> Mew i'd use your breast milk as lubricate to jerk off
01:00 <Serenity> its no weirder than cows milk
01:00 <The_Baron> I mean in this chan btw
01:00 <Doodle> lol you sucked milk out of some chicks tit so we all need to get laid
01:00 <Mew> do you know that women dont pee and period and make sex all in the same hole?
01:00 <The_Baron> nah, just in general Doodle
01:00 <The_Baron> and I didn't say get laid
01:00 <The_Baron> just get a woman
01:00 <Doodle> why else would i get a woman
02:00 <The_Baron> if failing taht, continue with the WoW tournies
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <Doodle> O_o
02:00 <Doodle> i have never played wow thanks
02:00 <The_Baron> believe it or not, women aren't just around to stick ya dick in
02:00 <The_Baron> yeah that is fun as hell
02:00 <Doodle> bullshit
02:00 <Doodle> theyre good for fuck all else
02:00 <Serenity> ive had men genuinely suprised theres more than one hole mew
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <The_Baron> lol
02:00 <Mew> yeah that seems to be the most common misconception
02:00 <Mew> also i dated a WoW addict
02:00 <Mew> he was completely mental
03:00 <Mew> but he had a massive cock
03:00 <Serenity> mmm massive cock
03:00 <Saemon> wats so good for a women about a massive cock?
03:00 <Doodle> ..
03:00 <Serenity> .
03:00 <Saemon> does it make u orgasm easier?
03:00 <Doodle> this is like year 9 camp
03:00 <Saemon> why dont u just get a massive dildo?
03:00 <Serenity> yeah 7 at best
03:00 <The_Baron> generally a bigger dick will stimulate more nerves 
03:00 <Serenity> because some of us like having sex with people
04:00 <The_Baron> however, if it smashes into the cervix
04:00 <Serenity> that shit hoits
04:00 <Mew> IS THAT WHAT THAT IS
04:00 <Mew> LMFAO
04:00 <Serenity> wot
04:00 <Saemon> so mew dated someone comepletely mental just so she could use his massive cock....why dont she date someone not mental and if he doesnt have a massive cock she could just get a big dildo to make up for it
04:00 <Saemon> and still be with him
04:00 <Mew> i always wondered why when you're getting rammed deep and it feels amazing and then its like a little bit deeper and it FUCKING CAINS
05:00 <Serenity> oh fuck you are awkward
05:00 <Serenity> yes mew thats your cervix LOL
05:00 <The_Baron> lol!!!
05:00 <Mew> wow
05:00 <Mew> im lernin
05:00 <Serenity> have you ever had like cramps or period feeling the day after a hard smashing?
05:00 <Serenity> thats a bruised cervix
06:00 <Doodle> good lord
06:00 <The_Baron> there are many ways to bruise a clam
06:00 <Saemon> is it as painful as a torn rectum?
06:00 <The_Baron> I remember having sex with this chick at her parents place
06:00 <Saemon> or bruied rectum its hard to sit down
06:00 <The_Baron> she got so nervous
06:00 <The_Baron> she clenched up involuntarily
06:00 <Saemon> u gotta sort of sit on your cheeks
06:00 <The_Baron> and yeah
06:00 <The_Baron> bruised vaginal walls
06:00 <Doodle> broke your cock off?
06:00 <Mew> im gonna call Saemon "questions" from now on
07:00 <Serenity> awkward questions
07:00 <The_Baron> also, yeah almost thought I broke my cock
07:00 <Doodle> h8 that
07:00 <Saemon> what do u mean by broke your cock?
07:00 <Mew> FUCK OFF QUESTIONS
07:00 <Doodle> go piss in a jar
07:00 <Saemon> cocks dont have bones in them so how can it be broken
07:00 <The_Baron> though if u got a foreskin, and u let a larger lady with a tight vagina get on top
07:00 <The_Baron> that FUCKEN HURTS!!
08:00 <Serenity> o.o
08:00 <Saemon> ouch that could rip the thin membrane attaching your forskin to the knob
08:00 <mrgrumpy> snap the banjo string...
08:00 <Serenity> noses dont have bones in them either
08:00 <Serenity> and they can be broken
08:00 <Saemon> yeah they have cartilege
08:00 <The_Baron> and yes, the muscles that make up the penis can snap and tear
08:00 <Saemon> but penis doesnt have anything hard in them like that
09:00 <The_Baron> hence a broken penis
09:00 <Doodle> hearts don't have bones in them either :~)
09:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, technically yes, but the bones around the nose a still considered the "nose"
09:00 <Mew> omg doodle
09:00 <Doodle> deep huh
09:00 <The_Baron> I had a mate who tore his cock muscles coz a chick leant back too far
09:00 <Saemon> heart broken is just a figure of speech
09:00 <Saemon> its not literal
09:00 <Mew> too deep too deep!!!
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> really
09:00 <Doodle> nothing gets past this guy
10:00 <The_Baron> though it was funny when he was all "well, I suppose any extra swelling in that region aint nescessarily a bad thing"
10:00 <Doodle> lol yeah torn muscles usually grow back stronger
10:00 <Doodle> so he'd have a jackhammer now
10:00 <Serenity> im not sure whats being dicussed right now
10:00 <Doodle> penises
10:00 <Saemon> no thats bpnes
10:00 <Saemon> bones
11:00 <Serenity> extra swelling?
11:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, juvenile sex talk
11:00 <Serenity> her fat fanny?
11:00 <Mew> a guy i used to work with put his shorts on after a game of footy and there was an inch ant in them n it bit him on the knob
11:00 <Mew> he said it swelled up like a coke can
11:00 <Saemon> broken grows grow back stronger and thicker cuz calsuim build up
11:00 <Doodle> fuck off its bones, when you exercise you tear your muscle fibres
11:00 <Saemon> brocken bones
11:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, was a mate who snapped his cock muscles during sex
11:00 <The_Baron> and he got a lot of swelling
11:00 <Doodle> when they repair you get bigger muscles
11:00 <The_Baron> and yeah
11:00 <Doodle> SCIENCE
11:00 <Serenity> phhh
11:00 <Serenity> ohhh
11:00 <Serenity> bones dont get stronger with breaks anyway
11:00 <Saemon> ah true mah bad Doodle
11:00 <Saemon> hehe
12:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, they do get stronger with fractures though
12:00 <Doodle> i've broken my arm like 3 times and its not as strong as my other arm
12:00 <Serenity> mine sure as shit didnt
12:00 <Doodle> same with my knee
12:00 <Serenity> when i fractured my foot twice in the same place
12:00 <The_Baron> dudes who break bricks and all that shit
12:00 <Saemon> yeah thats why muay thai ppl kick hard stuff with ther shins
12:00 <Saemon> and punch hard surfaces
12:00 <The_Baron> they get their hands stronger by fracturing every bone
12:00 <Saemon> makes ther shins and knucles harder
12:00 <Saemon> i used to train in muay thai
12:00 <Doodle> uh
13:00 <Doodle> how
13:00 <Serenity> um
13:00 <Serenity> LOL
13:00 <Doodle> how do you do kickboxing with no legs
13:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <The_Baron> isn't that just...boxing
13:00 <Saemon> this was before. -.-
13:00 <Doodle> oic
13:00 <Doodle> well, that was awkward
13:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
13:00 <Serenity> porkward
13:00 <The_Baron> all this talk of vaginas has made me hungry
13:00 <The_Baron> brb
13:00 <Doodle> kekeke
13:00 <Doodle> mmm gaginas
13:00 <BlackDevil> brb gotta pee
13:00 <Saemon> hungry or horny?
14:00 <Mew> did you ever get to burger bro The_Baron?
15:00 <The_Baron> Mew
15:00 <The_Baron> I did
15:00 <The_Baron> and it was awesome
15:00 <Mew> homg
15:00 <The_Baron> a bit pricey for the burger I got
15:00 <The_Baron> 18 bucks
15:00 <The_Baron> but eh
15:00 <The_Baron> the slow cooked pork with wagyu patty
15:00 <The_Baron> was omm nomnom
16:00 <Mew> oh my lord
16:00 <Doodle> i dont get the big fuss about wagyu
16:00 <Mew> thats definitely worth $18
16:00 <Doodle> tastes like beef
16:00 <The_Baron> it's actually pretty redundant as a mince patty
16:00 <Doodle> not very good beef
16:00 <The_Baron> coz a angus patty will be just as good
16:00 <Mew> our local pub does burgers at lunch time and theyre $20-$32
16:00 <The_Baron> but still, thick patty, heaps of slow cooked pork
16:00 <The_Baron> cheese
17:00 <The_Baron> lettuce onion tomato and egg
17:00 <The_Baron> fuck yeah!
17:00 <The_Baron> 20-32??
17:00 <The_Baron> wtf
17:00 <The_Baron> is that with chips and a schooner at least?
17:00 <The_Baron> Doodle, have u ever had proper Wagyu steak?
17:00 <The_Baron> coz that's when that kinda meat shines
17:00 <Doodle> yeah 
18:00 <The_Baron> so tender, perfectly marbled
18:00 <The_Baron> love it personally
18:00 <Doodle> i didnt like it as much as a porterhouse or scotch fillet
18:00 <Doodle> but it was free
18:00 <The_Baron> too tender?
18:00 <The_Baron> I like porterhouse too
18:00 <Serenity> i like a good old trusty rump tbh
18:00 <Doodle> nah just didnt taste like much
18:00 <The_Baron> rump I find is hit and miss
18:00 <The_Baron> sometimes u get a rump that is just divine
18:00 <Doodle> amen
18:00 <The_Baron> but then u get one that is like boot leather
18:00 <Doodle> steak too
19:00 <Serenity> lololol
19:00 <The_Baron> the maet is only as good as the beast it came from
19:00 <Doodle> thats why i only eat dog
19:00 <Doodle> and unicorn
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like unicorn stuffed with leprachaun
20:00 <The_Baron> drizzle it with some pixy blood
20:00 <Doodle> bam
20:00 <Doodle> spice weasel
20:00 <Mew> The_Baron
20:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1379323_1430503447173287_1734704894_n.jpg
20:00 <Mew> with chips
20:00 <Mew> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah okay
20:00 <Mew> haha
20:00 <The_Baron> u didn't say it was a multistack burger
20:00 <Doodle> you'd need a double hinged jaw
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah I'd pay 20-32 for that
20:00 <The_Baron> nah u would need a...knife and fork
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <Doodle> urmum would be fine tho
21:00 <Doodle> ;)
21:00 <The_Baron> jesus
21:00 <The_Baron> I do love a good stack 
21:00 <The_Baron> that is a well endowed burger
21:00 <The_Baron> though that one u showed Serenity, that Johny's Burger Joint ones
21:00 <The_Baron> that shit was major epic
22:00 <The_Baron> I like the idea of a burger so big it needs a tray for a plate
24:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1604923_679307402091073_1840104963_n.jpg
24:00 <Mew> a ramen burger o_O
24:00 <Doodle> gross
25:00 <The_Baron> I've done something like that before
25:00 <The_Baron> though without the scrambled eggs
25:00 <Mew> were you super baked?
25:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah
25:00 <The_Baron> the only times Ramen noodles become an acroutrement is when fucking stoned as fuck
26:00 <Doodle> http://fap.to/images/43/175177630/masturbation-porn/Nice-pussy-closeup-pics-1.jpg
26:00 <Doodle> furburger
26:00 <Doodle> minus most of the fur
26:00 <The_Baron> like recently 
26:00 <Doodle> its served on the side
26:00 <The_Baron> I used meat pies as pizza bases
26:00 <The_Baron> and topped em with pizza sauce, onion, bacon, salami, 4 cheeses and rocket 
27:00 <Doodle> your farts must be rank
27:00 <The_Baron> always
27:00 <Serenity> i just made the kids chicken nugget burgers lol
27:00 <The_Baron> chicken nuggets in a burger bun
28:00 <Mew> yuuuuuuuuuum
28:00 <The_Baron> hellz yea
28:00 <Serenity> yeah
28:00 <Serenity> with mayo salad cheese etc
28:00 <Mew> when i worked at kfc i used to put a nugget in a dinner roll with mayo n lettuce
28:00 <Mew> delish
28:00 <The_Baron> chicken n mayo
28:00 <The_Baron> can't go wrong
28:00 <Serenity> you really cant
28:00 <The_Baron> I been tempted to make a red velvet mayo 
28:00 <The_Baron> for a laugh
28:00 <Eon> someone cook for me
29:00 <Doodle> i dont like mayo
29:00 <Doodle> :/
29:00 <Mew> ...............................................
29:00 <Doodle> actually i like the one my mum makes
29:00 <Serenity> once about 10 years ago i was really bent and make a fish finger sandwich lol had fish fingers lettuce tomato onion cheese a fried egg and tomato and mayo
29:00 <Serenity> tomato sauce*
29:00 <The_Baron> oh u mean u don't like that fake mayo, like praise/
29:00 <Eon> ㄌ뙿徾
30:00 <The_Baron> praise mayo is blerrr
30:00 <Doodle> yeah fake crap
30:00 <Serenity> never really worked out of it was as good as i thought or i was just bent
30:00 <Doodle> horrible
30:00 <Doodle> sezz fish finger sandwiches are the best
30:00 <The_Baron> nah that sounds like it would work
30:00 <Serenity> i do have a soft spot for fish fingers
31:00 <Mew> tomato sauce n mayo is whoppertastic
31:00 <The_Baron> though I do know how to make maccas style special sauce
31:00 <Doodle> there are recipes all over the net
31:00 <Serenity> tomato mayo squeeze of lemon juice salt/pepper and a dash of tobasco
31:00 <CannibalClown> *01:30:55 PM* <@Serenity> i do have a soft spot for fingers
31:00 <Serenity> yummy seafood sauce
31:00 <Doodle> is it between her legs CannibalClown?
32:00 <CannibalClown> yes
32:00 <Doodle> oh my
32:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty easy, cup mayonaise, about 1/4 cup of tomato sauce, dill, diced gherkins, maltodextrose (1 tspn) salt n pepper
32:00 <The_Baron> tastes exactly like big mac special sauce
33:00 <CannibalClown> get a mc chicken burger with extra patty double cheese and big mac sauce
33:00 <CannibalClown> best ever
33:00 <Doodle> if i asked for that at mcdonalds here they would be like
33:00 <Doodle> uhhhhhhhhhh
33:00 <Doodle> ummmmmm
33:00 <Doodle> duhhh
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Doodle> and they would still fuck it up
34:00 <Serenity> you'd end up with a chicken wrap and no cheese
34:00 <The_Baron> I remember being so baked once, I bought an entire large cup of special sauce
34:00 <Doodle> i'd end up with a chicken mcflurry
34:00 <The_Baron> then bought a fuckload of finger foods
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <The_Baron> shit like spring rolls, nuggets, squid chips, etc
34:00 <The_Baron> and dipped that shit in
34:00 <CannibalClown> LOLOL
34:00 <CannibalClown> chicken mcflurry
34:00 <CannibalClown> yum
34:00 <Serenity> i could go an onion ring sundae on a good stoned day
35:00 <The_Baron> oh fuck yeah
35:00 <The_Baron> onion rings are good on everything
35:00 <CannibalClown> soft werve is good with everything
35:00 <CannibalClown> serve*
36:00 <The_Baron> troo
36:00 <The_Baron> smoosh a soft serve into an apple pie and then smoosh that into a cheeseburger
37:00 <Saemon> apparently the whole pig fat thing about the soft serve is a lie
37:00 <The_Baron> then eat it like a 3 yo at maccas
37:00 <CannibalClown> eat like a hungry sow
37:00 <CannibalClown> barroorrororooror
37:00 <The_Baron> fucken aye
37:00 <The_Baron> I love having icecream get in my beard
37:00 <The_Baron> then I can lick it up, being all coy and sexy
37:00 <The_Baron> puts other diners off
37:00 <CannibalClown> like gettin icecream on ur nuts
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Mew> wb Loofums
38:00 <Loof> ty mewsy
38:00 <Saemon> i wonder if anyone has ever secretly jerked off under the table at maccas when sitting in a coner 
38:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, I don't see why not
38:00 <Saemon> use like a backpack or jacket to cover the lap
38:00 <Senpai> Sounds hot.
38:00 <Saemon> and then go for it
38:00 <CannibalClown> of course youd think of dicks
39:00 <CannibalClown> cumming dicks at that
39:00 <The_Baron> I cum big mac special sauce
39:00 <The_Baron> all over ya face!!
39:00 <Mew> someone jerked off into the mayo bag at hackham hungry jacks years ago
39:00 <The_Baron> Mew, that happens more than u think
39:00 <Saemon> gross
39:00 <Mew> there was a forwarded message sent by the disgruntled employee to his mates so they didnt eat there for a week or so
39:00 <Mew> but you cant inform everyone LOL
39:00 <The_Baron> I knew two dudes at high school who got fired coz they were caught on tape jacking off into the mayo
39:00 <TheRon> wankers
39:00 <Mew> yeah looooooots of stuff like that happens lol
40:00 <Senpai> badoom tssh
40:00 <The_Baron> it's best not to think about it
40:00 <Saemon> i jerked off into a chicks nivea face cream at her house party once
40:00 <The_Baron> otherwise I'd never go out to eat
40:00 <Saemon> the thought of her using it every day 
40:00 <Saemon> is lol
40:00 <TheRon> classy
40:00 <The_Baron> one thing I learned is, don't piss off the help
40:00 <Saemon> everyday is like her gettin a facial from me
40:00 <The_Baron> Mew, u've worked in hospitality, cafes and shit
40:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure u done some funny/fucked things too
40:00 <Mew> yup
41:00 <The_Baron> maybe not mentruating in the ketchup
41:00 <The_Baron> but there's always something
41:00 <The_Baron> I had a heap of them, wringing out my dishcloth into a coffee
41:00 <CannibalClown> take a shit in the deep frier
41:00 <The_Baron> farting into the cappacino foam so it absorbs the smell
42:00 <Mew> hahahaha
42:00 <The_Baron> so when they take the first tip, they get a mouth full of ass gas
42:00 <The_Baron> sip*
42:00 <Saemon> <The_Baron> I had a heap of them, wringing out my dishcloth into a coffee
42:00 <Saemon> thats fucked up man
42:00 <Saemon> did they get super sick?
42:00 <The_Baron> also, I'm sure u learned this, if anyone asked for half caf, u just re-used a coffee filter that wasn't cleaned out
42:00 <Saemon> the ppl who drank the coffee
42:00 <The_Baron> to give them the second run
43:00 <TheRon> this is amazing, i disappear for a few days and this is what i come back to
43:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, not that I know of
43:00 <Saemon> the crosses the line for me
43:00 <The_Baron> tbh, most consumers are retards, as was the case with ppl who drink half caf
43:00 <The_Baron> I'd make a proper half caf and they'd say it was too strong
43:00 <The_Baron> so just re-use the filter
43:00 <Saemon> i have sponges and dishwater and stuff i guess i have a phobia for it
43:00 <The_Baron> and bam, they love it
44:00 <The_Baron> the customer is always an asshole
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
44:00 <TheRon> it's my bday on thursday, who wants to chip in for a stripper or a hooker??
44:00 <Saemon> cuz then i was a kid, my mum used to wipe down the kitchen sink and clean etc with a sponge
44:00 <Saemon> one day she squeeze the water from the soaked sponge into a cup cuz she wasnt near the sink
45:00 <Saemon> i got the cup mixed up and drank it
45:00 <Saemon> got really ill
45:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> i have sponges and dishwater and stuff i guess i have a phobia for it
45:00 <Saemon> i hate* sponges and dishwater and stuff i guess i have a phobia for it
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah I suppose that would happen
45:00 <Saemon> yeah man customers are allways assholes
45:00 <Saemon> in every industry
46:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, if u don't want waiters and such to fuck with ur meal
46:00 <The_Baron> just don't piss them off
46:00 <Saemon> exactly
46:00 <The_Baron> so many ppl make the mistake of being a cunt to waiter
46:00 <Saemon> haha yep, i worked in catering at a casino once
46:00 <Saemon> when pouring drinks i used to just stick my finger into it just coz i could
47:00 <Saemon> one time a moth flew into the drink, i just picked it out and served the cup
47:00 <Saemon> didnt bother to empty it and refill
48:00 <TheRon> fuck i'm thirsty\
48:00 <simba> now youre alone in your apartment every day
48:00 <simba> so karma owned you
48:00 <simba> Didn't it.
48:00 <Saemon> thats one way to look at it i guess
49:00 <Saemon> but we chose how to interpret situations in ways that makes us happy
49:00 <TheRon> simba, the irish bloke from port has gone home
49:00 <Saemon> so i choose to look at my current situation is self-imposed fortress of solititude when i go to soul search
49:00 <simba> lol whered you hear that
49:00 <TheRon> afl.com.au
50:00 <Saemon> TheRon omg
50:00 <simba> oic
50:00 <Saemon> CM punk is returning tomoro apparently
50:00 <simba> he'll be back
50:00 <Saemon> on the chicago raw
50:00 <simba> his grandpas ill
50:00 <TheRon> 2 year deal apparently so you never know
50:00 <Saemon> huh? cm punk doesnt have a grandpa anymore
50:00 <Saemon> he passed when punk was a kid
50:00 <simba> Saemon: nobody is talking to you 
51:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> CM punk is returning tomoro apparently
51:00 <Saemon> <simba> he'll be back
51:00 <simba> sssssshhhhhhhhhh
51:00 <Serenity> dim simmmss
51:00 <TheRon> flynn, tadgh kennelly clone
51:00 <Senpai> i could go some dim sims right now
51:00 <Senpai> about 6 of them
51:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm....yum cha
51:00 <simba> u shouldve seen his interview after his third ever footy hitout he was absolutely demoilished couldnt even talk
52:00 <Saemon> yum cha was the weakest human
52:00 <Saemon> krillen was the strongest human
52:00 <TheRon> always a risk with those irish players
53:00 <TheRon> demetriou is gone, thats a shame
53:00 <simba> we take lots of risks with teh rookie list , so if it doesnt work u can be like "its just a rookie ok"
54:00 <TheRon> exactly
54:00 <TheRon> should've heard the talkback after the presser today
55:00 <TheRon> bitching that tasmania hasn't got a team and gws does
55:00 <TheRon> tasmania can't afford a team
55:00 <simba> those 2 new franchises are a pretty gay thing to leave
56:00 <TheRon> nah i see it as a good long term investment
57:00 <TheRon> do you realise how hard it is to get to the scg from the western suburbs??
57:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
57:00 <AngrymanXL> `seen nerdygirl
57:00 <prowl> AngrymanXL, if you can't see nerdygirl here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
57:00 <Senpai> ^_^
57:00 <simba> putting 2 more teams in non crazy footy towns tho
57:00 <Saemon> stop talking about men lusting and craving after balls tackling eachother to the ground for it
57:00 <simba> they have 2 be propped up for ages
57:00 <Saemon> gay factor in this convo is off the radar
57:00 <TheRon> you watch the wrestling
57:00 <simba> have a sook Saemon
58:00 <simba> oh wait u did
58:00 <simba> right there
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Saemon> wrestling doesnt have men obessed with balls
58:00 <Loof> crying into his flowers
58:00 <simba> actually it does
58:00 <TheRon> you sure?
58:00 <Saemon> yes
58:00 <Serenity> just two men having a buddle on the ground
58:00 <Serenity> with their crotches in someone elses face
58:00 <Serenity> cuddle*
58:00 <Senpai> sounds hot
58:00 <Loof> indeed
58:00 <simba> stop trolling 4 attention youve lied 2 enough people today, i scrolled up i know
58:00 <TheRon> i see mma as two blokes trying to mount eachother
59:00 <Saemon> yeah wats up with mma
59:00 <Saemon> it really is quite gay
59:00 <Saemon> all they do is always go to the ground
00:00 <Serenity> cant quite work out if Saemon knows wwe is fake or not
00:00 <simba> thats because its fixed
00:00 <TheRon> Saemon: is really quite gay
00:00 <Saemon> i guess its unrealistic, but in my mind fights should look like tekken
00:00 <simba> he doesnt care hes 2 dumb 2 care
00:00 <The_Baron> yeah but fights tend to look like a deep embrace
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <Serenity> real fights dont look like tekken.
01:00 <The_Baron> I remember doing this rave night at a pub, and these two bear like massive dudes were bear hugging each other
01:00 <Saemon> Serenity i do know WWE is scripted, in that theres storylines and the outcomes is scripted and wrestlers who are fighting on the show dont actually hate eacother for real
01:00 <The_Baron> and we thought "how sweet, the e's musta kicked in"
01:00 <The_Baron> it went of for a few minutes
01:00 <Senpai> tekken is awesome though :(
01:00 <The_Baron> then noticed one of their heads was pissing out blood
01:00 <Serenity> yes but you do know that theyre not actualyl hitting each other with weapons and that blood you see isnt real right..
01:00 <Saemon> but the stunts that they do, the moves etc requires real strength and athleticism
01:00 <The_Baron> "oh, they aren't have a bromance, they are tryin to kill each other"
01:00 <Serenity> theyre not really jumping off the ropes onto someones head..
02:00 <Saemon> the blood is real
02:00 <Saemon> ask The_Baron
02:00 <Saemon> TheRon i mea
02:00 <The_Baron> lol
02:00 <The_Baron> WWE is about as fake as 
02:00 <The_Baron> Masterchef
02:00 <The_Baron> so very
02:00 <simba> simple things amust simple minds 
02:00 <simba> amuse***
02:00 <Saemon> they do hiteachother for real
02:00 <Serenity> yes if blood capsules are real
02:00 <Serenity> its real
02:00 <TheRon> wwe doesn't pretend to be anything but fake
02:00 <Saemon> theres jsut no real malice behind the intent
02:00 <Saemon> TheRon the chairshots are real
02:00 <Serenity> lol the punches arent real Saemon
02:00 <Saemon> they blade themsleves to bleed
02:00 <Serenity> theyre stage punches
03:00 <simba> he knows its fake ok
03:00 <The_Baron> usually they kinda do a body slap hit and stomp their feet on the ground to make it sound like a slam
03:00 <simba> he is a troll
03:00 <simba> .
03:00 <Saemon> yeah the punches i know are fake
03:00 <Saemon> so are the kicks
03:00 <Serenity> [2:03pm] <Saemon> they do hiteachother for real
03:00 <Saemon> but the chairshots actually hit the body
03:00 <Serenity> [2:03pm] <Saemon> yeah the punches i know are fake
03:00 <The_Baron> it's really just ballet for rednecks
03:00 <CannibalClown> loool
03:00 <Serenity> theyre fake chairs though. its not a real steel chair.
03:00 <Saemon> the slams are real
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's a prop
03:00 <Saemon> when they get slammed out of the ring
04:00 <Serenity> theyre no more dangerous than a knife in scream
04:00 <simba> its acting for a tv shw enough said
04:00 <simba> its as fake as Saemon
04:00 <Saemon> ok fine, its fake.
04:00 <Saemon> so is breaking bad.
04:00 <simba> just stop using your keyboard 
04:00 <Saemon> so is the walking dead. so is game of thrones.
04:00 <Saemon> all are fake tv shows as well.
04:00 <simba> yes all fake
04:00 <simba> yes well done
04:00 <CannibalClown> lololol someone just got served
05:00 <Saemon> so whats wrong with liking WWE, if ppl can like those other shows as well?
05:00 <Saemon> its all just tv shows
05:00 <simba> just shut up
05:00 <Saemon> so why such hate onto one tv show, and not the others?
05:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, well it doesn't matter what other ppl think anyway
05:00 <The_Baron> if u enjoy it 
05:00 <The_Baron> it aint like we are gonna change ur opinion
05:00 <simba> they all suck
05:00 <Loof> Saemon your half a man, half dead just set yourself on fire man
05:00 <CannibalClown> like paying for sex
05:00 <CannibalClown> hey Saemon
06:00 <Saemon> lol Loof u still hatin on me? 
06:00 <Saemon> get over it man our battle was like a week ago
06:00 <Excessive> don't believe everything u hear ......... and only half of wat u see
06:00 <Saemon> im over it now u should be too
06:00 <CannibalClown> maybe it was over
06:00 <simba> ban
06:00 <CannibalClown> and this is a new one
07:00 <Serenity> [2:05pm] <Saemon> so whats wrong with liking WWE, if ppl can like those other shows as well?
07:00 <Saemon> true The_Baron
07:00 <Saemon> haters gona hate
07:00 <Serenity> because one is directed at adults. and one is directed at 11 year old boys
07:00 <Loof> and those who are after 11 year old boys
07:00 <Excessive> don't believe the hype!
08:00 <simba> all of those shows are designed to do one thing: make a dickhead out of you
08:00 <The_Baron> hey, at least it aint My Kitchen Rules
08:00 <Saemon> hulkamania runs wild throughout the world
08:00 <Saemon> go around the world and ask anyone who is hulk hogan and they will know
08:00 <simba> yes well those "reality shows" are reserved for a special breed of retard, the tv on 24/7 types waiting to be fed more shit
08:00 <TheRon> souvlaki for tea 
09:00 <Saemon> simba me and Serenity are fans of bigbrother
09:00 <TheRon> genuine greek
09:00 <Loof> sheeple
09:00 <simba> i dont care stop talking 2 me
09:00 <The_Baron> big brother?
09:00 <The_Baron> oh brother
09:00 <Pieter>  Mmm creme  caramel
09:00 <Saemon> so i dont appreciate you calling fans of big brother a special breed of retard
09:00 <Serenity> please dont involve me in that nonsense
09:00 <TheRon> pieter, what you do on your own time.....
10:00 <Excessive> u watch wat "they" want u to see ..........
10:00 <Pieter>  Abductions
10:00 <The_Baron> well this is getting a bit mneh now
10:00 <The_Baron> bbl
10:00 <simba> agreed 
10:00 <Serenity> http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/entertainment/this-photo-of-a-snake-eating-a-crocodile-is-the-mo/bcbb6ae6-0148-4017-80ed-8b4806c6c3a2.htm
10:00 <Serenity> straya
10:00 <Saemon> im not suprised
11:00 <Loof> imagine how much knowing you'll always be half a man and ugly to women must fuck with a brain.. oh wait i dont have to imagine, i have saemon
11:00 <TheRon> inxs - i send a message
11:00 <Saemon> a snake is just basically one massive being of muscle with fangs and venom
11:00 <Saemon> with its flexibility it simply wraps aroun the croc and contricts it
11:00 <TheRon> my bro has a snake
12:00 <Saemon> crushing the crok
12:00 <TheRon> we fed it the other day, it was awesome
12:00 <TheRon> the snake just lept at the dead rat
12:00 <Saemon> lol Loof last week called, they want attack back
13:00 <Saemon> aw too late
13:00 <TheRon> you may ask yourself, how did i get here...
13:00 <Excessive> I used to have one of them ............ wat r they called again? ......... fish abt as big as ur palm and of the Piranha family ......... used to feed it goldfish and earth worms
13:00 <Senpai> sweatin like a whore in church
14:00 <Saemon> ...piranhas?
14:00 <TheRon> simba, i'm gonna be a godfather, can't wait
15:00 <TheRon> i'll start doing the accent
15:00 <TheRon> there's a few ppl i know that i wouldn't mind taking out on the row boat
16:00 <simba> u rock
16:00 <TheRon> i know
16:00 <Saemon> the godfather is overrated
16:00 <simba> is the baby going to be christened
16:00 <TheRon> yeah
16:00 <Excessive> ummmm yes ............... the Oscar 
16:00 <simba> stop trolling because u r so lonely Saemon let some humans talk 4 a while stop hijacking the chat b/c u r lonely thanks - simba from irc
17:00 <TheRon> it's just ceremonial crap to me, doesn't really change much
17:00 <Saemon> marvin brando is overrated
17:00 <simba> it is all crap
17:00 <TheRon> that boat scene sticks in my mind for some reason
17:00 <Senpai> anyone else scratch their beards and get shit under their fingernails?
18:00 <simba> i think i am a godfather but it doesnt really count idk
18:00 <Saemon> Senpai no. have a fucking shower u grotty ass fuck
18:00 <TheRon> it's my nephew so
18:00 <Senpai> i think its skin from my neckbeard
18:00 <Saemon> fucken have that shit
19:00 <Saemon> shave*
19:00 <TheRon> my b'day this week so i'm not shaving
20:00 <Saemon> i hate hate hate shaving its such a pain in the ass
20:00 <Saemon> was considering getting permanent laser hair removal on my face
20:00 <Senpai> extreme
20:00 <TheRon> i get pimples when i don't shave
20:00 <Saemon> but costs too much
20:00 <Saemon> and then u cant shave when you have the pimples
20:00 <Saemon> its a catch 22
21:00 <TheRon> i need a haircut, i might get the barber to shave me as well
21:00 <Senpai> a barber? flash
21:00 <Saemon> with those folding old school razors?
21:00 <TheRon> \i know him through the bowling club
21:00 <Saemon> that seems risky as fuck
21:00 <TheRon> yep
22:00 <TheRon> the barber is getting old so it could be risky
22:00 <Saemon> wat if he slips and slices up your face
22:00 <Saemon> oe throat
22:00 <Saemon> or*
22:00 <TheRon> what are the chances
22:00 <Senpai> chanes are he's homicidal
22:00 <Senpai> chances even
22:00 <Saemon> yeh man shaky hands, bad eyesight proably slow mind
22:00 <Saemon> the chances of things goin wrong are too high
22:00 <Mew> theres a place in adelaide that does any haircut you'd like, so long as it has a flat top
23:00 <TheRon> i'll risk it, he seems ok
23:00 <Saemon> i dont reccomend u go to get shaved by him
23:00 <Saemon> yeah up to you
24:00 <Saemon> if u like to play russian roulette with your safety
24:00 <TheRon> whats life without risk
24:00 <Saemon> a safe and secure life
24:00 <xm> that's what Pieter said before he started taking drugs
24:00 <TheRon> a boring life
24:00 <Saemon> lol
24:00 <xm> and he said it with proper grammar and spelling
24:00 <Saemon> better safe than sorry though
25:00 <xm> fennec_fox - Austnet's fastest speed dater
25:00 <Saemon> TheRon i took risks too, once. i hated the safe and boring life
25:00 <Saemon> and now ive got no legs.
25:00 <xm> was that from MMA?
25:00 <xm> do you actually have legs but they cant be used
25:00 <xm> or you just have no legs at all?
25:00 <Saemon> no, car accident
25:00 <xm> yikes
25:00 <TheRon> like the virgin on the beach who had no legs??
25:00 <Saemon> no legs at all they were amputated
26:00 <xm> do you live with others?
26:00 <Saemon> no
26:00 <TheRon> she'd never been screwed so i tossed her into the sea "well you're screwed now!"
26:00 <Saemon> im completely indenpendant i make sure of this
26:00 <Saemon> it gives me conficence and self worth
27:00 <Saemon> last thing i want is to be a burden on others
27:00 <Saemon> confidence*
27:00 <xm> that's an admirable attitude. much better than a certain person that comes in and out of here that is able-bodied but feels sorry for himself
27:00 <Saemon> whos this xm?
27:00 <simba> that could be half a dozen people
27:00 <Saemon> Pieter? bastardly_one? shads? picard?
27:00 <Saemon> lol yeah true
28:00 <Senpai> pic one
28:00 <xm> well, let's just say he likes to use his legs for the infamous junkie dance
28:00 <Senpai> haha
28:00 <Saemon> lol chris
28:00 <Saemon> fuken senpai join or leave make up ya mind
28:00 <simba> i thought jkl lived with someone but then i rememebered he made that friend up and used to pretend they would take turns using irc and he would change his nickname to pretend someone else was there :lmbo:
28:00 <Senpai> fucken disconnect button is too close to options alright
28:00 <simba> remember that Saemon
28:00 <Senpai> settle the fuck dowwwwwwwwwwwn
29:00 <Saemon> simbas drunk again lol
29:00 <Saemon> thats our simba
29:00 <simba> it was around the time you threatened to "OD on panadol" if nobody spoke to you
29:00 <simba> dont pretend you dont rememeber!! are u embarassed now
29:00 <simba> you admitted it one night when not many people were active, maybe youre embarassed
29:00 <simba> its OK
29:00 <TheRon> my mum is on the stuff that's better than panedine forte at the moment
30:00 <Saemon> what is she on ther?
30:00 <Saemon> TheRon*
30:00 <Senpai> TheRon: meth
30:00 <Senpai> ?
30:00 <TheRon> i forget what it's called
30:00 <TheRon> she has a broken foot
30:00 <Saemon> ouchy
31:00 <Saemon> howd that happen?
31:00 <TheRon> slipped on the side of a mat
31:00 <Saemon> maybe she needs to take some calcuim supplements to strenthen her bones
31:00 <TheRon> probably
31:00 <Saemon> women in old age gets osteroperosis and also their bone density just decreases
32:00 <Senpai> i have osteo
32:00 <Saemon> damn, yeah my nan too
32:00 <Senpai> and im a man
32:00 <TheRon> saemon, it's my b'day this week, getting me a hooker??
32:00 <Saemon> a small slip that someone in their 20s wouldnt even think twice about
32:00 <simba> Saemon is it true you used to pretend you were two people using irc and u would change nicknames to seem like u had a pal and other stuff to do :lmbo: 
32:00 <xm> it's a bit edgy. you're improving on the dad jokes TheRon ! :D
32:00 <Saemon> bur for her, its like a smashed hip and vetebraea
32:00 <TheRon> joke?
33:00 <Saemon> simba troll is trolling
33:00 <Saemon> bait is not going to be taken. 
33:00 <Saemon> :)
33:00 <simba> what dont be embarassed just because the chat is active
34:00 <simba> be proud of your past
35:00 <simba> you mustve been hitting rock bottom back then
35:00 <simba> when you first found irc and it was your only human interaction but you didnt know how to use it so you just threatened to kill yourself if people wouldnt chat
35:00 <simba> sorry am i bringing up dark days
35:00 <Senpai> this guy
35:00 <TheRon> too early for guns n roses??
35:00 <simba> lmbo
36:00 <simba> Secrets Out
36:00 <simba> 2 early for Gays n Rambos
36:00 <Saemon> lol at simba
36:00 <xm> time to blast new kids on the block TheRon 
36:00 <Saemon> wat a bloke
36:00 <Saemon> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
36:00 <TheRon> nice
36:00 <TheRon> hangin' tough
36:00 <simba> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
36:00 <Saemon> lol TheRon wat hookers u like?
36:00 <Saemon> busty? thin? 
36:00 <TheRon> the band?
37:00 <Saemon> muscular? lolita?
37:00 <TheRon> boobage
37:00 <xm> simba: i wasnt around when Pieter said that (assuming he did, finding it hard anyone could make that up -- too spacky). what triggered him to say that? context? or was it out of nowhere?
37:00 <TheRon> but fit
37:00 <simba> xm wat i am talking about Saemon when he first found irc
37:00 <simba> it was incredible
38:00 <Saemon> lol he is lying xm
38:00 <simba> it happened in #adelaidesa hes admitted it before hes just embarassed cos the chat is active
38:00 <simba> he admitted it at like 4am 
38:00 <Saemon> he jsut hates me cuz i have different views than him from some argument before
38:00 <TheRon> xm, what kind of hooker do you like?
38:00 <simba> OWNED
38:00 <simba> exposed and owned
38:00 <xm> anything really
38:00 <Saemon> simba has been trying to troll me ever since by making lame stories up about me
39:00 <TheRon> bbw?
39:00 <TheRon> smacked out?
39:00 <simba> wish i had a bbw princess in my bed rn
40:00 <simba> <Saemon> why do u try to ruin things for me when i am becoming normal and getting along with people?
40:00 <simba> hahahahahahaha
40:00 <simba> because youre a liar
40:00 <simba> be proud of your past Saemon
40:00 <simba> stop PMing me thx
41:00 <xm> TheRon: i like the bung eyed ones with 4-bit colour face mackup that say in a ghetto accent "waddya want?"
41:00 <Saemon> lol simba
41:00 <Saemon> making fake pm msgs
41:00 <TheRon> like on south park?
41:00 <Saemon> i can do that too
41:00 <xm> yeap
41:00 <TheRon> each to their own
41:00 <Saemon> <simba> i like to give men blow jobs cuz i like semen
42:00 <Pieter> We know this already
42:00 <simba> [17:11:00] <Saemon> bring attention to me in the main channel
42:00 <simba> [17:11:14] <Saemon> if u dont give a fuck about me, why didnt u just leave me alone?
42:00 <simba> because its funny watching u squirm when u r exposed
42:00 <simba> stop PMing me thx
42:00 <Pieter> Exposed
42:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to haim
42:00 <TheRon> sounds like the karate kid soundtrack
43:00 <simba> Exposed + Owned
43:00 <Pieter> Eye of the possum
43:00 <CannibalClown> this is the best bit [2:03pm] <Saemon> they do hiteachother for real [2:03pm] <Saemon> yeah the punches i know are fake
43:00 <Senpai> [14:42:29] <simba> ever been toungepunched but a man with missing front teeth?
43:00 <Senpai> that's hto simbaaaaaaa
43:00 <Saemon> [17:11:00] <simba> i like men so much hehehe 
43:00 <Saemon> [17:11:14] <simba> i like hot think cocks
43:00 <Saemon> see
43:00 <Pieter> Haha blackdevil
44:00 <Saemon> anyone can make fake logs simba
44:00 <Pieter> Anyone
44:00 <Saemon> your method is getting old now
44:00 <simba> Pieter: BlackDevil isnt here
44:00 <Saemon> and boring
44:00 <simba> u r trippin again
44:00 <Pieter> Method
44:00 <Pieter> Yeh ok fool
45:00 <simba> honestly Pieter he hasnt typed for hours, idk what you were laughing at
45:00 <Pieter> Honestly youre lost
45:00 <simba> Saemon stop PMing me
45:00 <Saemon> lol im not
45:00 <Saemon> stop imagining things
45:00 <simba> no Pieter really, he hasnt typed for hours
46:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter is my mate
46:00 <Pieter> 8.0 ms ping
46:00 <simba> great now u made the american type
46:00 <Pieter> Id say thats pretty decent
47:00 <xm> yeah, 8.0 ms pings make all the difference in online chess tournaments
47:00 <Pieter> I wanna buy a cock pump
48:00 <Pieter> Pump pump pump pump pump it up
48:00 <Pieter> Pump it like its reebok
48:00 <Pieter> Pump that plump dumpling
48:00 <simba> shut up Pieter
48:00 <simba> u retard
49:00 <Pieter> Ok dumpling
49:00 <TheRon> pieter is retired
49:00 <ZeroDistance> warm today
49:00 <Pieter> Gimme the pension
50:00 <Pieter> Uh oh poo time
50:00 <Pieter> Ibs you all
52:00 <Pieter> Shut up  couleurs
52:00 <Pieter> Xbox one being sold at cashies elizabeth st for 450
53:00 <TheRon> couleurs slap him
53:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1780774_10152210309240139_272699790_n.jpg
54:00 <Senpai> i really need to pee
54:00 <couleurs> wow that's a bloodey good deal!!!!!!!!
54:00 <couleurs> if i was a gay i'd go buy 1
54:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!!
54:00 <Senpai> hahaehahehehahehaheaheaeh
55:00 <TheRon> pieter bought onw
55:00 <TheRon> one
55:00 <couleurs> exactly... TheRon, exactly
55:00 <couleurs> they're dropping the price to $400 soon already cos nobody wants 1
55:00 <couleurs> ps4 or bye
55:00 <Pieter> LAAAAAAME
56:00 <Pieter> :)
56:00 <couleurs> sony will probably match the price so they outsell them even more 
56:00 <couleurs> good 1 sonny
57:00 <simba> good 1 sonny
57:00 <simba> remember how Pieter got caught up in everyone on irc saying they were buying an xbox on launch date but he never got 1
57:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t34/10000202_10203118179533858_744489008_n.jpg?oh=8936899c582f0996fe38db2279b82549&oe=5315EDEE&__gda__=1393971192_57aea93d9ce8ac7eb3b66013a72b5d81
57:00 <simba> so many people here lied about getting an xbox one just to fit in with the other liars on here
57:00 <simba> its amazing
58:00 <simba> panda? wheres ur xbox? Pieter? where is ur xbox
58:00 <simba> who else didnt get an xbox
58:00 <couleurs> ehehe that's probably Pieter's xbox at cashies, he is using his selling skills via irc instead of gumtree now
58:00 <Pieter> Its an xbox not a space shuttle foolx
58:00 <simba> Pieter im going 2 call u up to talk about this stand by
58:00 <couleurs> #XBOX BUZZ 
59:00 <Pieter> Hell no, id never sell to cashies
59:00 <ZeroDistance> i got the new xbox 360
59:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1779214_514221545352834_1168962147_n.jpg
00:00 <Senpai> anyone got any bacon?
00:00 <couleurs> Micro$oft!!!!!!!!
01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1653301_514256345349354_420985594_n.jpg
02:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/OrYLzaG.jpg
02:00 <couleurs> now that's ballin'
02:00 <Senpai> that shirt
04:00 <couleurs> did u guys c da oscar selfie omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Pieter> Hahaha modern family is on
04:00 <Senpai> how can baloons be real if air isn't real
04:00 <Pieter> Thought snoop dog was a dog detective
05:00 <Senpai> drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy
05:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
05:00 <Lumeah> hi pieter
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/sltrzt5.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> pic of da year y'all amasing seanes
06:00 <Pieter> Im in love with you lumeah
06:00 <Pieter> :(
06:00 <couleurs> bunch of asshoels and kevin spacey
06:00 <Senpai> knew you were gay
06:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> <-- is back!
06:00 <Senpai> --> is front!
06:00 <Lumeah> I 
06:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> where are all the cougars?!
06:00 <Lumeah> AM
06:00 <Lumeah> A
07:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> :''(
07:00 <Lumeah> CHICK
07:00 <Senpai> no you aren't
07:00 <Senpai> people who say theya re chicks are men
07:00 <Senpai> who have dicks
07:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> ur too young Lumeah 
07:00 <Lumeah> lol
07:00 <Senpai> you aren't fooling anyone
07:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u cant provide for me
07:00 <Lumeah> im 35 :P 
07:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> :o
07:00 <Lumeah> you can't provide for me
07:00 <Lumeah> what is with this younger guy thing ? 
08:00 <Senpai> i once tore my dick off by accident in a night of heated passion
08:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> oh just prefer mature ladies recently
08:00 <simba> i thought you were gay Q?
08:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> :o Senpai !
08:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> so u dont have one anymore
08:00 <Senpai> it was horrible
09:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> poor u
09:00 <Senpai> nah i got it stapled back on
09:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> everything works ok after?
09:00 <ZeroDistance> isnt a lady your age more mature anyway?
09:00 <Senpai> mostly
09:00 <Lumeah> whats mature?
09:00 <Senpai> i have problems gettign hard sometimes
10:00 <Lumeah> viagra
10:00 <TheRon> i have a nasal spray that could help
10:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> no theyre not Lumeah 
10:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> theyre all spoilt brats
10:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> they always want to go out clubbing 
10:00 <Senpai> who are?
11:00 <Eon> clubing sucks
11:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> where they get treated like princess at clubs
11:00 <Senpai> oh girls
11:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> hoards of guys surround them
11:00 <Senpai> girls are icky
11:00 <Lumeah> loll
11:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> want to buy them drinks
11:00 <Senpai> women are hot
11:00 <simba> girls evolve in2 women
11:00 <Eon> some Senpai
11:00 <Lumeah> no i ment in age ,, whats a mature woaman for you ? 
12:00 <Senpai> all i can think of is mucus
12:00 <Senpai> i dont know why
12:00 <Senpai> :(
12:00 <Senpai> and on that note, breakfast
12:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> 35 and over
13:00 <Lumeah> are you blackDevil flat mate?
13:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> omg
13:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> nooooooo
13:00 <Pieter>  A box of baby cheeses but got box of baby jesus'
13:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> he is still at it, telling ppl that
13:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:00 <Lumeah> no i herd it from someone else
14:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
14:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> do young guys make passes at u Lumeah 
14:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> u ever get tempted by them
15:00 <Excessive> show us yah pic Lumeah
15:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFDyjadSmzk
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Sleven free kick (Jul 30, 2007) 0:16 - Category: Sports - 91,194 views - 633 likes (97.4%), 17 dislikes (2.6%)
15:00 <couleurs> holey smoeks
15:00 <Lumeah> whats wrong with younger guys ?
15:00 <TheRon> show us some tits
15:00 <Lumeah> no
15:00 <TheRon> they don't have to be yours
15:00 <Lumeah> show me your dick
15:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> yeh Lumeah  was going to show pic of her cuticles
16:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2vQQTa_HY
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amazing bottle flip (Mar 1, 2013) 0:07 - Category: Entertainment - 20,000 views - 337 likes (92.8%), 26 dislikes (7.2%)
16:00 <couleurs> lol
17:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i wonder if cordialGentleman has changed nick and pm Lumeah  at this very moment
17:00 <TheRon> what do you reckon, any play in the cricket tonight?
17:00 <couleurs> pack of wild animals
17:00 <TheRon> couleurs you'd go shane watson
18:00 <couleurs> ok
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i wonder if sandra bullock will win an aweard
18:00 <TheRon> no good?
18:00 <Excessive> I'm guessin Lumeah is uncomfortable abt her looks if she's so damn fridgid abt postin her pic
18:00 <TheRon> mitchell johnson with the mo?
18:00 <Saemon> Lumeah is a female?
19:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00 <Lumeah> NICE ONE MATE.. you won't get one now P 
19:00 <Saemon> wow i had no idea
19:00 <TheRon> never can be sure on here but yes
19:00 <Saemon> lol ^ tru
19:00 <ZeroDistance> bet pieter has pics
19:00 <ZeroDistance> somehow pieter gets stuff
19:00 <Lumeah> nope
19:00 <Excessive> I didn't think u'd be worth of any loven Lumeah
19:00 <Lumeah> whats this pural 'pics' ? 
19:00 <Lumeah> i have one pic thats it
20:00 <Lumeah> you know how to charm a girl don't you?
20:00 <ZeroDistance> dont know dont care
20:00 <Lumeah> * loooks around and sighs* 
20:00 <Lumeah> utterely disapointed lol
20:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> pls make copies and send one to me Lumeah 
20:00 <Excessive> stuck up bitches be always like .......... nuh, fck orff
21:00 <Excessive> explains it y they're not so popular
22:00 <TheRon> do the ladies like the cucumber of the zucchini?
22:00 <Lumeah> you aren't very nice Excessive
22:00 <TheRon> or the carrot?
22:00 <Excessive> oh I can be nice
22:00 <Lumeah> or a piston from a mack truck?
22:00 <TheRon> whatever floats the boat
24:00 <Lumeah> *likes floating in boats*
24:00 <TheRon> can't find the little man in boat
24:00 <Shadowgate> Lumeah said "mack truck" that was funny lol
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. suck start a mack truck
25:00 <Lumeah> haha
25:00 <TheRon> flying high 2 - blow rock
25:00 <Excessive> fo yew Lumeah .............. http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/SxrBk
25:00 <Lumeah> hi [Maverick] 
25:00 <[Maverick]> hi Lumeah
26:00 <simba> and we'll never be Oils
26:00 <Lumeah> 'seen StallionHrv
26:00 <Pieter> Careful lumeah they gonna try take you away from me
26:00 <Pieter> Fight it
26:00 <TheRon> oils ain't oils
26:00 <Pieter> Do kung fu
27:00 <TheRon> valvoline, you know what i mean
27:00 <Lumeah> why no seen :(
27:00 <[Maverick]> she can kung fu grip me anytime ;) 
27:00 <Pieter> Vasoline you know what I mean
27:00 <TheRon> `seen lumeah
27:00 <prowl> TheRon, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
27:00 <simba> raccoon city police department
27:00 <Lumeah> Hey! bot! 
27:00 <Lumeah> wake up i need ot know shuff
28:00 <TheRon> lumeah you like afl or league?
28:00 <simba> football takes me many places.... hot places.... cold places...
28:00 <Lumeah> rugby if i can be botherd 
28:00 <Lumeah> brb
28:00 <TheRon> i'm a storm man
29:00 <TheRon> simba is still going for the adelaide rams
29:00 <Excessive> u're doin it wrong Lumeah lol it's not ' .......... it's ` ......... top left under the esc key
29:00 <Pieter> Yeh brb, making her cum
29:00 <simba> surely not the news corp soulless franchise that is the storm
29:00 <simba> i thought u had some more self respect
29:00 <TheRon> i'm a vistorian
29:00 <Pieter> Prestoria
29:00 <simba> NRL is the dumbest fixed league of monkeys in australia
29:00 <TheRon> goto any rams games?
30:00 <simba> hell No
30:00 <TheRon> top team that
30:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
31:00 <Excessive> it's a convict's game simba, one rips someshit off and everyone runs to tackle/get him
31:00 <TheRon> new zealands should've been called the rams
31:00 <simba> its a shit game 2 watch
31:00 <simba> like NFL
31:00 <TheRon> i like nfl
31:00 <simba> hurr whats gonna happen on this next fixed set passage of play hurr lets find out
31:00 <Pieter> British bulldogs
32:00 <simba> oh the black guy ran 90 yards i thought that would happen
34:00 <TheRon> gridiron isn't that hard to understand
35:00 <ZeroDistance> he can run 90 yards
35:00 <ZeroDistance> but he can't spell 'cat'
36:00 <Excessive> kat
36:00 <TheRon> we're caught in a trap, i can't walk out, because i love you too much baby
37:00 <couleurs> we only like the real football aka the fifa aka the world game 
37:00 <simba> yea bikies dont run football it goes str8 to the top #illumianti
37:00 <TheRon> the most corrupt sport
38:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Cleese rants - Soccer vs Football (Mar 4, 2009) 1:55 - Category: Comedy - 1,608,341 views - 22,193 likes (93.4%), 1,569 dislikes (6.6%)
38:00 <simba> how can you have a "most" corrupt
38:00 <TheRon> give the world cup to qatar, where they won't be able to a game becuase of the heat
39:00 <TheRon> shithouse for the players, shithouse for the spectators
39:00 <Excessive> simba, ............ it's ........... "market movements call the shots ............ business deals in parking lots"
39:00 <simba> john cleese owns
39:00 <TheRon> tell me qatar didnt pay for the world cup
39:00 <simba> of course they did thats how every country get it
39:00 <couleurs> that's a long way aways... maybe the cool players will boycott it
39:00 <simba> who in their right mind would believe qatar genuinely won a bid
40:00 <TheRon> and it's not corupt
40:00 <couleurs> the 1 happening soon in is in brasil that's a good 1
40:00 <TheRon> even russia for fuck's sake
40:00 <simba> everything is corrupt m8
41:00 <Excessive> that's it
41:00 <Excessive> u're corrupt
41:00 <Excessive> ur business is corrupt
41:00 <Excessive> ur govt is corrupt
41:00 <Excessive> etc etc
41:00 <couleurs> xbox is corrupter more then playstation let's all agree on that 1 ok
42:00 <simba> they both destroyed the gaming industry 4 good
42:00 <TheRon> how about the heart
42:00 <simba> me tickers goin good
42:00 <couleurs> huehue
42:00 <simba> n urs
42:00 <Excessive> is y communism didn't work ................ though it works with pen and paper .......... jus not with ppl, cause ppl r corrupt
43:00 <TheRon> i'm still of the opinion it could work
44:00 <doctor> same with free market capitalism
45:00 <TheRon> america is fucked
45:00 <doctor> the whole damnned human race is
45:00 <Excessive> atm yes
46:00 <Mewz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWM5D3MwSgA
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duck Sauce - 'aNYway' (Official Video) (Oct 9, 2009) 3:25 - Category: Music - 7,211,794 views - 19,186 likes (97.5%), 484 dislikes (2.5%)
46:00 <TheRon> the health system in the us is fucked
46:00 <Triskellion>  heyas
47:00 <Lumeah> heys
47:00 <TheRon> i recon i could review movies, and just go "it's fucked!"
47:00 <simba> do it start a youtube channel
47:00 <simba> im gonna start reviewing irc users
48:00 <TheRon> i watched review with myles barlow\
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i have mango yogurt
48:00 <ZeroDistance> mangoes are my fav 
48:00 <ZeroDistance> also i like other fruit, and id also say they are my fav
49:00 <TheRon> i have souvlaki with tzatziki 
49:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmm, back to yesterday when I was sayin abt those simpsons producers and how they re-enact ppl's lives for big $$$$$$$$ ................... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/75991_10201047182776367_512574237_n.jpg
50:00 <Excessive> but not many see into this other world
50:00 <TheRon> the writers on the simpsons are fucked
50:00 <TheRon> i mean they used to be good
50:00 <Mewz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-dwpWpscU
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Fresh ft Sian Evans - 'Louder' (Official Video) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
50:00 <Yeezus> hola.
52:00 <Pieter> Rabbit pooooooooooo
52:00 <simba> i chose 2 reply to my $20 fine for not voting because it said you could put a vaid reason but apparently "i didnt believe in any of the cadidates" didnt work they didnt accept my reason what bullshit
52:00 <simba> what is a valid reason then
52:00 <simba> candidates
52:00 <TheRon> iturn up, get the name marked off and leave
52:00 <simba> if not believing in the candidates isnt a good enough reason .. smoke my pole!!!!!!!
53:00 <TheRon> my bro voted for a mate that wasn't even running
54:00 <simba> i swear i wrote george bush on 1 thing i voted in
54:00 <simba> might have to call them up and ask what they accept 4 reasons
54:00 <TheRon> i think i wrote "hunh! you do it!
55:00 <TheRon> "voting in this country is fucked!"
56:00 <Mewz> lol $20
56:00 <Mewz> what a fine
56:00 <TheRon> should pay $20 at the door not to vote
58:00 <Triskellion>  heya there Bastardly_One 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
59:00 <Excessive> ah yes ..........
59:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
00:00 <Excessive> remember how I said abt how they make shows abt real life experiences .......... or rather re-enact ppl's lives
00:00 <Excessive> ?
00:00 <Excessive> and u were goin "wtf?"
00:00 <Shadowgate> Triskellion is a new character
01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/75991_10201047182776367_512574237_n.jpg
03:00 <Excessive> it's wat I'm tryinnah say all the time ........... that not many see this
04:00 <simba> two tv shows right there
04:00 <Mewz> http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100911004508/southpark/images/5/5b/Disclaimer.jpg
05:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Wtf goes on 
06:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Serenity how's dat ass?
06:00 <simba> Mewz i dont understand the relevence of that
07:00 <Mewz> same
07:00 <simba> ...wat
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then
07:00 <Mewz> YEEEEEEEEEAH NOW WE COOKING
08:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Cookin with gas ?
08:00 <Excessive> there's a translation fo that simba ................ use with caution, contents may be harmful if misused
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *farts*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly with gas
08:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Phwoarrr
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been farting all day
08:00 <Mewz> cooking with induction
09:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Hj??
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
09:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me
09:00 <Mewz> how the fuck does that shit work
09:00 <rhyme_geniuS> ?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> might of theen the Extra
09:00 <Bastardly_One> extra makes me farty sometimes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 8been
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> been
10:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Excessive consumption may have a laxative effect buddy
10:00 <ZeroDistance> got a big chocolate egg in my mouth
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fell asleep in class today
10:00 <Bastardly_One> good effort B1
10:00 <ZeroDistance> go to bed on time
10:00 <ZeroDistance> instead of staying up talking shit for hours
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
10:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
10:00 <rhyme_geniuS> No shit how's school going ?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> more like the class was that boring I had nothing to do
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not bad
11:00 <ZeroDistance> write Kick Me on a piece of paper
11:00 <Bastardly_One> time passes quick enough which i good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *is good
11:00 <rhyme_geniuS> What course ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just a boring IT one
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not even saying what it is :P
11:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Cool 
12:00 <Mewz> what did you end up choosing for that assignment thing?
12:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Web design
12:00 <Mewz> did you go with condoms?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> cardboard box
12:00 <Mewz> ahhhh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how easy is that?
12:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.files-conversion.com/result/crabanyone.gif
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the condom idea was great though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... bit ... inapppropriate maybe
13:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Sup Pandis
13:00 <ZeroDistance> just ate a chocolate egg man
13:00 <ZeroDistance> it was so good
13:00 <ZeroDistance> wasup
13:00 <Mewz> have u lost 2kgs yet?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> doable or bootable? ... http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2jcc0ea&s=8#.UxPTQYWs_Os
14:00 <Mewz> doable if its a female
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she sure is
14:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Just waiting for my dinner to cook man 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> female that is
14:00 <ZeroDistance> sweet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that dobale lady
15:00 <Bastardly_One> belongs to Moi
15:00 <Mewz> is she your teacher?
15:00 <Mewz> she looks mummish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the wench in Canberra
15:00 <Mewz> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like ... 34 ... pole dancing fitness instructor
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah a mum
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're right
15:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Might have a shave tonight I'm Ned Kelly atm 
15:00 <Mewz> shes got big boobies
15:00 <Bastardly_One> damn right
16:00 <rhyme_geniuS> I love it but too hot 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she's tallish too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> which is surprising
16:00 <Bastardly_One> with a decent rack
16:00 <ZeroDistance> wench
16:00 <Mewz> taller than you?
16:00 <rhyme_geniuS> My ex is 4'4
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh exact same height
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 foot 7 though with good boobage
16:00 <Excessive> which chat do u know this number from Bastardly_One?
16:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Anyone's taller than b1...except the ex lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> My other chat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and unique an ex chatter here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she's 4 foot 11
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so funny when I met her
17:00 <Bastardly_One> because she was with Longie
17:00 <rhyme_geniuS> That's a hot height
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's a giant
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd be looking down at one
17:00 <ZeroDistance> bit old to be meeting young chicks off the net :/
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and looking up at the other
17:00 <ZeroDistance> creepy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Little chicks love bigger dicks
17:00 <Excessive> ummmmmm CUTE-BUT-PSYCHO?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh way way before her
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this is like ... ummmmmmmmm
18:00 <Mewz> shes not a young chick lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> early 2000s
18:00 <ZeroDistance> that cute but psycho was an asshole
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly Mewz
18:00 <Excessive> not ............. wat was her name?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trolling me
18:00 <Pieter> Heheh your ex isnt 4'4 shes 4x4
18:00 <Mewz> hes turrible at it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> unique I said
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was her nick
19:00 <Bastardly_One> eryyn
19:00 <Excessive> the one where I asked Longie abt the ..............
19:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Lol pieter
19:00 <ZeroDistance> stop saying somethings trolling when its not
19:00 <ZeroDistance> gosh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh you mean Chev?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Mewz> is chev the boob one?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Chev is a proud mumma now
19:00 <Excessive> yes
19:00 <ZeroDistance> going on about some chick you're not even rooting, like it's news
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was just giving her shit on FB before
19:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
19:00 <ZeroDistance> fell asleep in class today
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
19:00 <ZeroDistance> some stupid IT course.
20:00 <Mewz> give it a rest pandas you retard lol
20:00 <ZeroDistance> calm down
20:00 <Mewz> he doesnt care
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that happens to be a good friend of mine you fuckwit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly Mew
20:00 <ZeroDistance> dont get upset dude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except to put the little pissant in his box
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not idiot
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly don't know me well
20:00 <ZeroDistance> you met a chick now you're annoyed cause u didnt fuck her?
20:00 <Mewz> hes getting jealous because you're talking about a female you actually know irl and he has to make up stories about every female he mentions
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm telling you you're a little bore
20:00 <Mewz> hope dat hot chick still works down da road huhu
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sorry for knowing her in rl
20:00 <Mewz> etc
20:00 <ZeroDistance> im mentioning heaps of chicks as we speak
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and meeting her literally running into her when I lived in Canberra
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I met her nearly running her over on muh pushy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
21:00 <ZeroDistance> you said you literally ran over her
21:00 <ZeroDistance> why lie?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she just happens to chat at another site
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hello?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> into
21:00 <Bastardly_One> over
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is the difference
21:00 <ZeroDistance> hello?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My bike hit her
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dipshit
22:00 <ZeroDistance> abuse
22:00 <Bastardly_One> over
22:00 <ZeroDistance> how dar you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> into
22:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Lmfao 
22:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> get life you silly little turd
22:00 <ZeroDistance> you get life
22:00 <Excessive> I ran into "her" too ............ got paid like 2 grand for damages :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
22:00 <ZeroDistance> lol rhyme_geniuS
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish Excessive
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but no going to canberra
23:00 <Excessive> wat u donno the cop?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's small enough to stalk her
23:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Lol school for a few days now he has a life lolz 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been sacked finally
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel bad for that chick
23:00 <couleurs> well once i walked into madeline west when i was in the city and i didn't even know who she was until later cos i don't watch neighbours so their u go a lil story 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> "retired"
23:00 <ZeroDistance> imagine if her kid had a step dad like you Bastardly_One
23:00 <ZeroDistance> with a nose ring :/
23:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Lmfao ahahahaha
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <Nikky`> oooh couleurs..there you go again.. making me proud
24:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Is tear that fucker out 
24:00 <ZeroDistance> smokes weed all day, falls asleep in class during some boring IT course
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep from the fact I'm on pain killers dickwit
24:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Nah least he's doing something.. I'm proud of him
24:00 <ZeroDistance> pain killers for a little shoulder pain wah
24:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Wd man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what are you doing?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
25:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Lol @ wah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
25:00 <ZeroDistance> typing
25:00 <ZeroDistance> typing is something
25:00 <ZeroDistance> wd ZeroDistance
25:00 <ZeroDistance> thx babe
25:00 <ZeroDistance> no probs <3
25:00 <ZeroDistance> <3 u too
25:00 <couleurs> she had fake tits Nikky` i think she's got her real ones now idk she looks different
25:00 <rhyme_geniuS> I just hope this course helps ya land a good job man 
25:00 <Nikky`> I put on my fake tits when I go out, its what girls do
25:00 <Nikky`> like a bra,.. add fake tits
26:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Or ya just doing it for kicks?
26:00 <couleurs> she actually looks better now even though she's older... is she benjenmen putin
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a little shoulder pain ... sprained trap is actually a pretty good injury actually ... ask any dr, etc
26:00 <couleurs> bunton******
26:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, doing this one for something to do
26:00 <Bastardly_One> next one will get me a job IMO
26:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Ahh Fe 
26:00 <couleurs> a lil current events joke there
26:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Imo?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this one could ... but not interested
26:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO = in my opinion
26:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Kk
27:00 <rhyme_geniuS> I want to learn websites n that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done the kind of jobs this one qualifies you for
27:00 <rhyme_geniuS> The skirmish
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... looked into it online ... I think I'm good at that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> could help ya if you were sincere
27:00 <Bastardly_One> something i enjoy doing
27:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Coding ?
27:00 <ZeroDistance> think you'd be at uni if you were serious.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mark up is fun
28:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Brb dinner 
28:00 <Nikky`> oooh is rhyme_geniuS spence?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like coding as in programming too much but am decent at that too
28:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Yes nikky
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but html I enjoy yeah
28:00 <Nikky`> Well next time say hello you rude cunce
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Nikky` and hai <3
28:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One <3
28:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Hey nikky 
28:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Soz 
28:00 <Nikky`> Hey
28:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Brb 
28:00 <Nikky`> Its ok, now go eat
29:00 <Excessive> Nikky` ............... ohaiiiiiiiiiiii ........... wat do u drink?
29:00 <Nikky`> Hey Excessive and depends on my mood
29:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha I giggled at this too much http://i.imgur.com/NalYy9l.png
30:00 <Nikky`> wine, cider, vodka, canadian club, jim beam
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really not *that* funny
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck it is
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but in all reality ... it's not
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm still sniggering
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be over tired
31:00 <Mewz> skirmeeeeesh
31:00 <[Maverick]> what's the difference between hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber 
31:00 <ZeroDistance> werd
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not humour
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just stating a fact
31:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmm I like the fruity cider too Nikky` ......... like I used to get it sometimes ....... big 500 ml bottle for like 8 bux or someshit .......... I forget wat it's called now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
31:00 <Bastardly_One> cider I reckon ... dry
32:00 <Nikky`> I mainly drink pear cider
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I still like that disgusting Strongbow Dry
32:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Australian tawny 
32:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Mmmm mmm
32:00 <Skirmish> Meeeeeeeews
32:00 <[Maverick]> Omni wine is better than strongbow 
32:00 <Mewz> im glad theyve started bringing out all different types of ciders now
33:00 <rhyme_geniuS> This Hungarian goulash is delicious :D
33:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind the 5 seeds range. 
33:00 <Nikky`> Yeah 5 seeds is ok
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really like drinking so haven't tried that many
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the tooheys yeah?
33:00 <Excessive> ummmmm, this was imported cider in like 5 or so diff flavours of it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright in dry
33:00 <Rak> ew 5 seeds :/
34:00 <Mewz> i like these ones
34:00 <Mewz> http://blog.lmff.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Rekorderlig-Cider-Lock-Up.jpg
34:00 <Excessive> yes that's the one
34:00 <Rak> have you tried the winter rekorderlig warmed up?
34:00 <Rak> it's surprisingly delicious
35:00 <Nikky`> rekoderling is good, not as cheap as others but good
35:00 <Saemon> hola room
35:00 <Excessive> y I said we were payin like 8 bux a bottle or someshit for it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> know what I feel like right now?
35:00 <Saemon> Nikky` supsies :)
35:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Rekorderlig the bomb
35:00 <Bastardly_One> seen those Shakes casks?
35:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot Saemon, yousies?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the chocolate one is nice
35:00 <Lumeah> hi Saemon
36:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
36:00 <Saemon> nothing much just hungry
36:00 <Saemon> hi Lumeah
36:00 <Saemon> might go buy some meat pies or somethin
36:00 <Nikky`> It is dinner time
37:00 <Saemon> yeah sadly ive got nothing to eat
37:00 <Excessive> not midnite yet
37:00 <Saemon> havent been grocery shoppin
37:00 <Nikky`> Do some shopping?
37:00 <Excessive> for me anyways :P
37:00 <Saemon> wat are you havin for dinner?
37:00 <Excessive> hotdogs
37:00 <Nikky`> I had left over beef stirfry..I made enough for tonight when I cooked dinner last night
37:00 <Saemon> nice Excessive
37:00 <Saemon> that sounds good too Nikky`
38:00 <Saemon> fuck i hate going shoppin at this time
38:00 <Bastardly_One> doable or should be working a street corner? ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1530563_607141409340372_865935185_n.jpg
38:00 <Nikky`> brb
38:00 <ZeroDistance> r all the youths out
39:00 <Excessive> doable without the tatt n makeup
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the slipknot tatt is shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she's getting that covered with some satan shit or some crap soon
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, now for something different in the doable or bootable category
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but hang on a sec while I get the link
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is her older sister
40:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different
41:00 <couleurs> discusteng
41:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she's deleted her FB ... again
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
42:00 <Excessive> so far the only gd lookin chick (to my taste) from here .......... or rather from online chat/etc ........... is Bianca aka vaness
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is just in the US
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1911764_597420270344836_762773411_n.png
43:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
43:00 <ZeroDistance> vaness
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think one that comes in here in particular is hot as
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but not saying who
44:00 <ZeroDistance> y not
44:00 <couleurs> she was beautifuel b4 she became a crack addict
44:00 <Saemon> `renee
44:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
44:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 19 weeks 6 days 18 hours 52 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my business
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and no not that bitch renee either
44:00 <couleurs> i'm hot as
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you are <3
44:00 <couleurs> Liinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <couleurs> got it in 1
44:00 <couleurs> 2 e z
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you should change your nick though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> to your psn
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's cool ... I like it
45:00 <couleurs> :o
45:00 <couleurs> we played gta the other night
45:00 <couleurs> where was u
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good on ya's
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like tell Me next time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or was this Fri?
45:00 <couleurs> i think it was sat
45:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
45:00 <Bastardly_One> shunned even online!
46:00 <couleurs> soz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bad enough I'm shunned from a family dinner tomorrow
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shunned online now!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn ya both
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a high enough level
46:00 <couleurs> what are you?
46:00 <rhyme_geniuS> How shunned by fam...how?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we could of pissed every else off
46:00 <Bastardly_One> only 55
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's high for you two right?
46:00 <couleurs> lol
47:00 <couleurs> i'm like 6 now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
47:00 <couleurs> simba is 20 i think
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well, we need my helicopter skills
47:00 <couleurs> i only started online
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and goad people
47:00 <couleurs> i only got like... guns
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and chase them in a helicopter
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I get a bounty on myself for fun sometimes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> then go hide with a sniper rifle
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and look at them all looking around the building for me
48:00 <couleurs> i had a pistol... now i got a shotgun and a machine gun 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm on the roof lining them up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bam!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so satisfying to hear the crying on mic
48:00 <ZeroDistance> camper
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, go on a mission with me and I'll letcha play with some real guns
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
49:00 <couleurs> i was on a roof too after some guy killed me when i was shopping for new jeans
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
49:00 <couleurs> he came back 3 times and i got him 3 times from the roof cos he couldn't figure out where i was
49:00 <couleurs> what an idiet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> people are silly
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I wait outside clothing shops
49:00 <couleurs> heard some 12 year old mexicans on mic
49:00 <rhyme_geniuS> Hey b1 would you tell everyone if u woke up with a dinger hanging out of your arsehole ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and machine gun them when they come out
49:00 <couleurs> so weird
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
50:00 <couleurs> how rude
50:00 <Lumeah> hi Liinda
50:00 <Saemon> hey Liinda :)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the mexican gang bangers on GTA O
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're hilarious right?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they really exist
50:00 <Liinda> Baaaaaaaaasttttttttttttaaaaaarddddddddddddd...  fuck it Bastardly_One lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're on GTA O man!
50:00 <couleurs> yeah, they're 12 i swear
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Liinda> heys Lumeah
50:00 <Liinda> heya Saemon
50:00 <Liinda> hiiiii couleurs =D
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but they act like real gang bangers on mic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hilarious
51:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is it childish I like yelling at shop keepers when robbing them?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're meant to though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I enjoy that too much
51:00 <couleurs> shop rage
51:00 <faux> ohhhhhhhh oh oh oh oh
51:00 <faux> kiss me hard before you goooo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and awwwwwwwwwwww ... never knew you cared
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking midgets
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're rude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I said, evening
53:00 <couleurs> i'm not playing tonight... i have to finish house of cards ok
53:00 <Rak> season 2?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> all good man
53:00 <couleurs> yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just saying when you do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you should go on a mission with me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and get to play with some real guns
53:00 <couleurs> yeah maybe tomorrow
53:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not fussed
53:00 <faux> im ignoring you
54:00 <faux> so you can whinge some more
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
54:00 <faux> hehehehehehehe
54:00 <faux> jokes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <faux> hi
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
54:00 <faux> KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO SUMMERTIME SADNESSSSSSS
54:00 <faux> im great
54:00 <faux> just saw some peeps i havent seen in forevs
54:00 <faux> was good
54:00 <faux> howa re you
54:00 <Nikky`> I'm excellent, thanks for asking lovely
54:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, I'll give you a suggestion though ... do some boring solo online too ... for the first 15 levels
55:00 <simba> hi steenzo
55:00 <faux> hi nikky :D
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm good
55:00 <faux> simby "D"D"D:D:D:D:D
55:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't do anything interesting except fall asleep in class
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> painkillers and not enough sleep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
55:00 <couleurs> ok thank u
55:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
55:00 <Bastardly_One> "Is my class that boring?"
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, now you mention it ... yes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't say that
56:00 <faux> what ar eyou s tudying aahian
56:00 <faux> again
56:00 <faux> what are you studying again(
56:00 <Bastardly_One> IT crap
56:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
56:00 <faux> oh ew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but it was applications
56:00 <faux> booooooooooooooooooooooring
56:00 <Bastardly_One> aka Office 2013
56:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
56:00 <faux> lol.
56:00 <faux> they teach you how to use office?!
56:00 <faux> how basic
56:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't shut me up in the afternoon during web and programming though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm like ... what?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the teacher wants to just give me all the work in the first couple of weeks
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't have to show
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's not "allowed"
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <faux> i started uni today :DD:D:D:D::D:D:D:D
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so I have to show and pretend to be excited for 3hrs twice a week to that class
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah do did Loof apparently
57:00 <stebie> hello all
58:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
58:00 <faux> i like starting new units cos theres always introductions and some people are so interesting then theres like women who are like I HAVE 5 DOGS AND 4 KIDS HA HA AND A HUSBAND YEAH
58:00 <Moke> pump da pussy
58:00 <stebie> Nikky` <3
58:00 <faux> its like shut the ufck up no one cares
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie
58:00 <stebie> hey B1
58:00 <faux> stibbie
58:00 <stebie> B1, did you sell that bike?
58:00 <stebie> foxy ^_^
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's running again
58:00 <Bastardly_One> want it?
59:00 <stebie> B1, contemplating it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can bring it down on a day off or a weekend for a look
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in the west still right?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just a short train ride away
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, no stress
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the folks almost have to keep reminding me I'm still selling it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of forgot about it for a while
00:00 <Mewz> is that one of these
00:00 <Mewz> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/New-80cc-2-Stroke-Motor-Engine-Kit-for-Motorised-Bicycle-Push-Bike-Petrol-/181304230505?pt=AU_Motorcycle_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a36930269&_uhb=1
00:00 <Mewz> on a bike?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> almost
00:00 <Bastardly_One> will show ya it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 48cc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and the back tire aint flat
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it was a muddy day
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/p206x206/217597_10151084606193104_1600184265_n.jpg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> bit small in that pic
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/217597_10151084606193104_1600184265_n.jpg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
02:00 <Mewz> oh yeah thats like the one pirate had
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that frame
02:00 <Mewz> i think his was 48cc too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is like worth more than the engine
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's alumin
02:00 <Bastardly_One> triathelte bike
02:00 <Skirmish> I hate people with indoor chairs out in their yard. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the gears need a bit of maintence
02:00 <Skirmish> Hate with a manic passion. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... you kind of don't need them once you start the engine naturally
03:00 <simba> H8 THE MANCS
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:00 <Bastardly_One> natural reaction for us Reds supporters
03:00 <Mewz> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/522565_421600764599370_1225997555_n.jpg
03:00 <Mewz> gangster milk crate zip tied to the handlebars lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Moke> suck me off
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost confidence
04:00 <Bastardly_One> after the 5th stack
04:00 <Bastardly_One> on the same leg
04:00 <simba> yea me and couleurs :xd
04:00 <Bastardly_One> got sick of injuring myself basically
04:00 <Excessive> can u get mudgards fo ur bike that wrap right around and also can u get luggage racks for the front and back Bastardly_One?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd say yes if you wanted to
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I smashed the mudguards
05:00 <Bastardly_One> in 15 mins of owning it
05:00 <couleurs> david moyes best coach in the world at being the worst
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
06:00 <Excessive> like make it a full porpose cruiser, go fishing/shopping bike etc
06:00 <Mewz> our friend did a lap of our block riding it naked but ben disconnected the fuel line before he took off and when it died he had to push it back down our street butt naked 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of stuck with my electric scooter
06:00 <Bastardly_One> least I only killed myself nearly on that once
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say you could if you wanted to
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and approx 90km to 2.5 litres of 2 stroke mix
06:00 <Excessive> cheap
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmmmmm 30 - 40km an hr
07:00 <ZeroDistance> your grammar is terrible
07:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on your riding
07:00 <ZeroDistance> is your handwriting also terrible?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mewz
08:00 <Excessive> like I don't really need anythin where I am atm and I don't have any space where to put the thing here ......... though it'd be gd fo goin seein friends 2 subs away etc since it all hills n shit around here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cheap as fuck
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuel wise
08:00 <Bastardly_One> 11 for 90kms bascially
08:00 <Bastardly_One> would be perfect for that kind of shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> can hear them 5 blocks away though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a whipper snipper on wheels
09:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... phone
09:00 <Excessive> oh I could mabbe fit another muffler or some shit
10:00 <Excessive> I saw a dude ride one not long ago jus idling along, it wasn't that loud
10:00 <faux> Eminem always surprises me with how he can constantly come out with good music for so long. Need to thank my mom tomorrow for introducing me to him and rap. Like my best friend(and only one I have kept in contact with after graduating from high school three years ago) says, my mom is the blackest white women he has ever met. Always pretty funny when I hear that because his mom I tell him is 
10:00 <faux> the whitest black women I have ever met. All going by the stereotypes of course.﻿
11:00 <Picard> wtf eminem and good music dont go together
11:00 <Senpai> m&m is my favourite
11:00 <faux> rolf
11:00 <faux> rofl*
11:00 <faux> lyk 2 fank me momz
11:00 <Excessive> eminem doesn't sing
11:00 <couleurs> did panda write that
12:00 <Excessive> he complains
12:00 <Picard> he rants
12:00 <Picard> would fit in well here
12:00 <Picard> maybe he is panda
12:00 <Senpai> not sure he takes enough meth/amps to fit in here
12:00 <couleurs> Exposed.
13:00 <simba> Exposed & Owned
13:00 <Nikky`> I like m&m tooo, I just had some peanut ones
13:00 <Nikky`> nom nom
13:00 <Senpai> mmm jealous
13:00 <Senpai> i have no choc in the house
13:00 <Senpai> makes me a sand panda
14:00 <Senpai> sad even
14:00 <Zade> no chocolate here either but i got scotch and vodka 
14:00 <Senpai> mmm booze is one thing im not short on :d
15:00 <Excessive> I have yarndy
15:00 <Nikky`> I got the packet over week ago, only opened on weekend, still over half pack left
16:00 <Excessive> I kindah left the kandy/sweets/choc behind by now
16:00 <Senpai> never
16:00 <Nikky`> go nuts, have more
16:00 <Senpai> i'll be eating sugary treats till im dead
16:00 <Senpai> which at this rate, diabeetus
17:00 <Pieter> No one can be diabetic
17:00 <Senpai> shut up you junk trash
17:00 <Nikky`> I don't eat a lot of sweets but if I do its only little at time
17:00 <Pieter> Suck on my willy
17:00 <Lumeah> no
18:00 <Nikky`> Suck on my willy
18:00 <Pieter> Cmoonn baibee
18:00 <Nikky`> SUCK IT
18:00 <Pieter> Hehheehe willy
18:00 <Senpai> just the tip
18:00 <Pieter> Free it
18:00 <Senpai> just lick it
18:00 <simba> shut up Pieter u disgusting meth addled horse face
18:00 <Lumeah> hi piete
18:00 <Senpai> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaah
18:00 <faux> looooooooooooool
18:00 <Pieter> Hay baibee
19:00 <Bastardly_One> back
19:00 <faux> NIKKY
19:00 <faux> I HEARD YOU WATCH MKR.
19:00 <Nikky`> FAXIE
19:00 <Nikky`> I do watch it
19:00 <faux> excellent
19:00 <Nikky`> those the two WA chicks are still in it, not happy
19:00 <Saemon> mkr that wierd old guy whose 50ish
19:00 <Saemon> and his wife is younger than his daughter
19:00 <Saemon> thats jsut wrong
20:00 <Senpai> kinky
20:00 <Nikky`> wrong? they are both still marrie
20:00 <Pieter> I love the ditsy dumb blonde in it wi
20:00 <Saemon> not legally wrong
20:00 <Saemon> but morally
20:00 <Pieter> Th the huge head
20:00 <Saemon> its creepy
20:00 <Pieter> Shes great:)
21:00 <Pieter> ♥♡★☆¤■□
21:00 <Pieter> Ohhh didnt 
21:00 <Pieter> Know they existed
21:00 <Nikky`> Its not wrong, just age difference but yes, you wonder what she sees in him
21:00 <Senpai> dndndndn
21:00 <Senpai> dndn dndn
21:00 <Nikky`> If you see a pic of her husband and him
21:00 <Senpai> dn dn
21:00 <Pieter> ♡ Lumeah
21:00 <Senpai> Hospital Podcast 223
22:00 <Excessive> there was somethin not long ago with some middle eastern dude marryin an 8 year old and apparently she was dead the night they got married
23:00 <Saemon> dead? wth
23:00 <Saemon> was she killed?
23:00 <Excessive> yeah he killed her
23:00 <Saemon> howcome?
23:00 <Excessive> fcked up that is
23:00 <Excessive> I donno didn't get the whole story
23:00 <Saemon> oh well life is cheap there
23:00 <Saemon> in those countries human life aint worth squat
24:00 <Nikky`> I believe she had internal injuries from him sleeping with her
24:00 <Nikky`> I say rape really
24:00 <simba> all life is sacred
24:00 <Senpai> fucken backward sandniggers
24:00 <Mewz> http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/171735
24:00 <Mewz> der u go Excessive 
24:00 <Picard> muslims are low dog cunts
25:00 <Senpai> its fucking disgusting
25:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can find another link
25:00 <Picard> blow the cunts up
25:00 <Picard> starting blowing up their fucked up country see how they like it
25:00 <Senpai> pedos the lof of them
26:00 <Bastardly_One> because Isreali news is going to be .... dare I say it ... bias
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when was that though?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I do remember reading that somewhere else
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and pretty horrified at the time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> was a while ago right?
26:00 <Excessive> rite thnx Mewz
27:00 <Excessive> abt a year or so ago me thinks
28:00 <Nikky`> it was last year I believe
28:00 <Senpai> http://imgur.com/gallery/goC9oEv my kinda party
29:00 <couleurs> that's us
29:00 <Excessive> on a different note of disgusting ........... another middle eastern dude was caught with his neighbour's goat .......... they made him marry the goat lol
29:00 <Senpai> see that i dont have a problem with
29:00 <Senpai> cant get a goat pregnant
30:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ...
31:00 <Rak> then where do baby goats come from?
32:00 <Pieter> YA MUM
32:00 <Pieter> :)
32:00 <Rak> i have siblings?!?! :o
33:00 <Senpai> bad boys bad boys
34:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/d242aaeae7d2d8c0a124817d3d8ba327/tumblr_n1ude9VqBo1qdnln1o1_1280.jpg
35:00 <couleurs> hrm... maybe bread pitt is still cool after all... maybe he's still got some td in him... maybe... 
35:00 <Excessive> I'mnah put a hotdog together ............ bbs
36:00 <Pieter> Children of the corn is on later
37:00 <Senpai> mmm hotdog
37:00 <Senpai> yes plz
37:00 <doctor> children on the carrot
38:00 <couleurs> you're a corn
38:00 <Moke> doctor doctor give me the news
38:00 <doctor> :(
38:00 <Moke> ive got a bad taste of loving you
38:00 <Moke> loving you 
38:00 <Moke> ohhhhhooooh
38:00 <Moke> i gotta bad taste 
38:00 <doctor> oh, it's not you it's me
38:00 <couleurs> not u doctor i meant Pieter 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> back
39:00 <doctor> oh thank lord
39:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/n08A8NO
41:00 <Pieter> Im a porn not a corn
41:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/xI15Owd
41:00 <Pieter> And shuddup couleurs
41:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
41:00 <Pieter> Hi Li inda
42:00 <Liinda> hai pie eater
42:00 <couleurs> u shut up xbox
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wb Liinda
42:00 <Liinda> ty b1
43:00 <Nikky`> Night Night
43:00 <Liinda> Nikky`!!!!!!!
43:00 <Liinda> <3
43:00 <couleurs> Bye Nikky` 
43:00 <Excessive> mmmmm ............ that filled the gap
43:00 <Nikky`> <3
43:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiite Nikky`
44:00 <couleurs> where' did u go Liinda what did u do Liinda 
44:00 <couleurs> tell us pls
44:00 <Nikky`> Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
44:00 <Zade> night Nikky`
44:00 <Liinda> couleurs i went and did some domestic duties
44:00 <Liinda> then made a coffee
45:00 <couleurs> yum i want 1 2
45:00 <Pieter> Domestic being starfish mode for the hubby
45:00 <Excessive> talk abt domestix ............. I'mnah do mah dishes, haven't done em in like a fortnite .............. I've run out of shit to use
45:00 <Excessive> bbs again
45:00 <Liinda> im not married pie eater
45:00 <Pieter> Grrrrr
45:00 <Liinda> lol Excessive
46:00 <Liinda> hats what i was doing, dishes
46:00 <Excessive> :D
46:00 <Picard> Liinda
46:00 <Liinda> Picard 
47:00 <Liinda> sup
48:00 <Picard> stuff all Liinda, you
48:00 <Liinda> work n shit
49:00 <Picard> kinda sucks hey
49:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcDakDym4XU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bop (feat. Bev Lee Harling) - Extraterrestrial Creatures Are Stealing You From Me From The Bedroom (May 26, 2011) 3:57 - Category: Music - 17,013 views - 250 likes (99.6%), 1 dislikes (0.4%)
53:00 <Liinda> sucks ass pica
53:00 <Liinda> Picard
53:00 <Liinda> PICA CHUUUUUU
54:00 <ZeroDistance> Life in Blackwell Cresent will never be the same.
54:00 <Liinda> Well, it's all happening in here tonight eh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> food is needd
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *needed
54:00 <Picard> i dunno if i want a scotch or coffee
54:00 <couleurs> i got grain waves their like chips but aren't so i'm typing with 1 hand ********wink********
55:00 <Mewz> what flav
56:00 <couleurs> the green 1... sour cream n chives
56:00 <Mewz> yesssssss thats the best
56:00 <Mewz> the red one is too hot for me
56:00 <couleurs> i've had the red 1 before too... chilli something a rather it was spicey OMG BRAIN SHARE
57:00 <Mewz> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/yVS1j9a8r70/hqdefault.jpg
57:00 <Mewz> it was like this
57:00 <B1-not-here> oi
57:00 <B1-not-here> before I go
57:00 <couleurs> lol
57:00 <B1-not-here> humour me
57:00 <B1-not-here> fill it out and do it
57:00 <B1-not-here> http://www.canyougetnbn.com/
57:00 <B1-not-here> *waits*
58:00 <couleurs> already got it..........
58:00 <B1-not-here> do it ffs
58:00 <B1-not-here> you'll see why
58:00 <B1-not-here> humour m
58:00 <B1-not-here> e
58:00 <Mewz> hahaha
58:00 <Mewz> god DAMMIT
58:00 <B1-not-here> :D
58:00 <B1-not-here> good eh?
59:00 <couleurs> lol
59:00 <B1-not-here> :D
59:00 <couleurs> yes i enjoyed that
59:00 <B1-not-here> yeah I'm like ... it's all serious
59:00 <B1-not-here> do what?
00:00 <B1-not-here> lol
00:00 <B1-not-here> ok, I go now ... bbs
00:00 <couleurs> it looks so official...
00:00 <B1-not-here> fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
00:00 <B1-not-here> yep
00:00 <couleurs> we was punk'd
00:00 <B1-not-here> love it
00:00 <B1-not-here> yessum
00:00 <B1-not-here> bbs though
00:00 <B1-not-here> I'll have to link that again if it gets busier
00:00 <B1-not-here> remind me maybe
00:00 <couleurs> yeh some1 remind 
01:00 <B1-not-here> *gone --------------> that way for now*
02:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 go watch stuff now cos u guys r boren
02:00 <fawks> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/l/t1/1797951_674163935974520_786987190_n.png
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <couleurs> lol
04:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://media.theage.com.au/featured/snake-swallows-crocodile-near-mt-isa-5223894.html
06:00 <Pieter> Hahahaha ya shitting me thats so cool
07:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> Indirect brain stimulation by pouring water into the ear does not cure people who feel rejection towards a limb, but hints at the cause of the problem
07:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> Ear bath helps explain rare urge to cut off own limb
09:00 <Pieter> Hahaha
09:00 <Pieter> Funny fucker
10:00 <ZeroDistance> this one guy blew his legs off with a shotgun
10:00 <ZeroDistance> and one guy laid out his legs on a train track to do it 
12:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> can u do a split like this, Pieter 
12:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/290-width/images/print-edition/20140301_CNP003_0.jpg
12:00 <Moke> split pussy lips
12:00 <Senpai> i bought a new faucet for my kitchen today
12:00 <Pieter> I cant do the splits whatzoever
12:00 <Senpai> i feel like a real homeowner
13:00 <Pieter> I cant even walk
13:00 <Pieter> Im in a wheelchair you insensitive prick!!!!!
14:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> oh
14:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> what happened to ur legs
15:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> so u cant cross dress anymore huh
15:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> i guess u can, but cant show off ur legs
16:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm, this new Palmolive dushwashing det is quite nais
16:00 <Excessive> smells ok
16:00 <Excessive> even though it smells like shampoo
18:00 <Excessive> gottah water mah plants
18:00 <Excessive> brb
18:00 <Senpai> yeah i gotta go put the sprinkler on too
19:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> Doctors in Yemen are baffled by the case of Saadiya Saleh, 12, who cries not tears but tiny stones. She is not thought to be suffering from any disease or illness. A YouTube video taken from Yemens Azal TV network shows stones collecting in her eyelids and then filling a small box within a few hours.
19:00 <Pieter> They fell off
19:00 <Senpai> an hour before the news arrives, her mother crams her tear ducts full of gravel
20:00 <xm> yeah, they've faked cases like that before in the middle east
20:00 <xm> one guy put shards of glass in his daugher's eyes
20:00 <Pieter> One morning I woke up and I had ghost thingy so I still thought I felt em but then I rolled out of bed but my dick was on the floor
21:00 <Pieter> I knew it wasnt that long so I trIed to take a step but right angled myself :(
22:00 <Pieter> Ever nearly broken ya dick, had it nearly fuck ya ass and worried about that more than your legs falling off like a ken doll
23:00 <Pieter> It aint nice:(
23:00 <simba> r u talking about the time u operated on ur leg
23:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/crazy-euro-commercial.htm
24:00 <Serenity> :|
24:00 <stebie> gangrenepeen
25:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/big-dog-little-dog.htm
27:00 <Q{{_Cougar_Seducer> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/no-tow.htm
29:00 <Serenity> lol stebie
29:00 <Saemon> http://www.efukt.com/21130_WTF_Of_The_Year.html
29:00 <Saemon> watch what she says at the ending of the vid 
29:00 <Saemon> when the guy asks her what shes into
33:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/investigations/a/21797698/brave-kate-fighting-on/
33:00 <Saemon> wow so she had her stomach removed
33:00 <Saemon> due to risk of gettin stomach cancer
33:00 <Saemon> guess thats like a lap band surgery too
34:00 <Saemon> wat a deal, two procedures in 1 go
34:00 <Saemon> at least she will never be at risk of getting now 
34:00 <Excessive> oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah baby
34:00 <Saemon> at least she will never be at risk of getting fat* now 
35:00 <Liinda> yeeehaa
35:00 <Liinda> seriously... irc. is.dead.
35:00 <Saemon> yodolay heeeh-hooooooooou
35:00 <Liinda> lol 
36:00 <Excessive> now my tuen Liinda, bend ovah pls :)
36:00 <Excessive> turn*
36:00 <Liinda> eww i made myself cringe
37:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm u're so lusciously warm Liinda :)
37:00 <Liinda> thats cos i just farted
37:00 <Excessive> well that's .............
37:00 <Excessive> unladylike
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
38:00 <Liinda> it's a natural bodily function
38:00 <simba> ladies have butts
38:00 <simba> its only natural
38:00 <Liinda> women fluff mens fart
38:00 <Liinda> *men
39:00 <Excessive> oh there was a dude on here like a few years back tellin us how he was gettin head and had to let one rip ......... and ...........
39:00 <Excessive> shit the bed?
39:00 <Excessive> dams straight 
39:00 <Excessive> he said
39:00 <Liinda> lol gross
40:00 <big_papa> I fart during gobbies...its so fun 
40:00 <simba> that was me under an old name, i made it up
41:00 <Excessive> tell us the old nick and I'll agree if I find it's u
41:00 <ZeroDistance> woooh oooo
41:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta camo
41:00 <ZeroDistance> ahehehe
41:00 <simba> _SGT_CUM_SPLATTER_
41:00 <ZeroDistance> 14 ribbons woo hoo
41:00 <Excessive> nah ..........
41:00 <ZeroDistance> Excessive do you like anal?
41:00 <Excessive> this was a dude in the sydney chan
41:00 <ZeroDistance> what was that cooool new nick i had?
42:00 <Excessive> deadpandadolls, I do, jus that the not every chick I try it on likes it
43:00 <Picard> only head simba gets is off his boyfriend
43:00 <big_papa> Lol Picard 
43:00 <Serenity> hey, heads head who cares where it comes from
44:00 <simba> r u gonna start talking about my ass again cos that got weird
44:00 <big_papa> Lol serenity how's your bum hole ?
44:00 <Serenity> lubed
44:00 <big_papa> Ooooh
44:00 <Picard> lol Serenity id pass on the head from simba
45:00 <Serenity> aw dont be like dat
45:00 <big_papa> Simba only likes man head 
45:00 <simba> no you wouldnt
45:00 <big_papa> Yes he would 
46:00 <simba> lmao at big_papa trying 2 get on the end of some irc confrontation
46:00 <simba> get a life!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <big_papa> Lol man head 
46:00 <big_papa> You get a life 
46:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VWkgzuXWFg
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gimme Head - The Radiators (Jan 1, 2011) 5:24 - Category: Entertainment - 37,666 views - 131 likes (98.5%), 2 dislikes (1.5%)
46:00 <big_papa> Poo head simba
47:00 <big_papa> Jk I love u
47:00 <big_papa> Jus gimme a gobby ya homo
47:00 <Picard> Serenity would u get head from a chic?
48:00 <big_papa> Serenity could I lick your Arse ?
48:00 <Serenity> of course
48:00 <Picard> big_papa u are correct, if it has a vadge simba aint interested
48:00 <simba> sexually frustrated loners ^^^^
48:00 <Serenity> i have before Picard what of it
48:00 <big_papa> Lol simba is a varge hater
48:00 <Picard> whats better Serenity?
49:00 <big_papa> Serenity would you poo on simbas chest ?
49:00 <Picard> that would be like heaven to simba
49:00 <big_papa> Lolz 
49:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt poo on my simby
49:00 <big_papa> Ooohh
50:00 <big_papa> Fucking killjoy
50:00 <deadpandadolls> children of the corn is on tonite
50:00 <deadpandadolls> how fkn kewl
50:00 <big_papa> Shit on me then ?
50:00 <deadpandadolls> i wana be a kid again n go our hiring horror movies
50:00 <Serenity> OUTLANDERR
50:00 <big_papa> Dr hos
50:00 <big_papa> Chef tony 
50:00 <Excessive> highlander?
50:00 <big_papa> Woohooo
50:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <big_papa> Serenity would you suck me off whilst I fingerbang your shit pipe ?
51:00 <Doodle> good grief
51:00 <Excessive> gimmeh head jus like u did last nite!
52:00 <Serenity> Spence I just ate
52:00 <Serenity> Calm down
52:00 <Excessive> lol those that donno the song take offence to that shit
52:00 <big_papa> Soz lol 
52:00 <big_papa> You'd love it though
53:00 <deadpandadolls> Picard is a fat slag Picard is a fat slag Picard is a fat slag.
53:00 <Serenity> i love fat slags
53:00 <Serenity> they put out
53:00 <The_Baron> The Radiators?
53:00 <The_Baron> good band
53:00 <deadpandadolls> Serenity loves Picard
53:00 <deadpandadolls> he he
54:00 <Serenity> deadpandadolls loves poo popsicles
54:00 <deadpandadolls> deadpandadolls loves poo popsicles!
54:00 <Serenity> hehehe
54:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
54:00 <Doodle> WELCOME TO GRADE FOUR
54:00 <deadpandadolls> welcome to grade four
54:00 <Serenity> WELCOME TO GRADE 444
55:00 <Excessive> xm
55:00 <Picard> deadpandadolls is high again tonight, he rants more when he is high
55:00 <big_papa> N9ne 
55:00 <Picard> Serenity im touched u love me
55:00 <Excessive> ************************* xm bzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttt **********************
56:00 <big_papa> Hey fiona
56:00 <big_papa> Wanna have anal ?
56:00 <Excessive> hmmm he's not here ................
56:00 <Excessive> I'll save it till later
56:00 <big_papa> Serenity is depriving me of arse
57:00 <simba> high on what? he doesnt smoke weed hes just a drunk
57:00 <simba> :shabon:
57:00 <big_papa> I can't settle for front bum 
57:00 <Serenity> i was gonna say does deadpandadolls even smoke weed
57:00 <The_Baron> wish he would
57:00 <big_papa> Simba your the druggie I've heard so stfu
57:00 <The_Baron> might chill the fuck out a bit
57:00 <big_papa> U insecure little druggie 
57:00 <Serenity> seems pretty chill to me?
57:00 <Picard> he is a meth addict
58:00 <The_Baron> lol Serenity
58:00 <simba> he wants to but it fucks with his medication and turns him even more psycho
58:00 <simba> so he just rags on stoners
58:00 <simba> :shabon:
58:00 <Excessive> I don't mind doin drugs ............ but like gimmeh some doves or some calis .......... not this fckn ice shit
58:00 <The_Baron> it aint like it's making us smoke less
58:00 <The_Baron> so mneh
59:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, good pills like that are oddities
59:00 <big_papa> Simba ya druggy what the fuck dude
59:00 <simba> ive got high with panda before 
59:00 <simba> he is too spastic 2 be a stoner
59:00 <big_papa> Lol drugsby
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
59:00 <deadpandadolls> lol!!
59:00 <Serenity> give me all your drugs
59:00 <Liinda> panadols
00:00 <big_papa> Ask simba...he has plenty serenity
00:00 <deadpandadolls> id get stoned with ashlee
00:00 <Liinda> i just took drugs... supposed to make me drowsy... waiting for it
00:00 <Excessive> I'm stoned nowu
00:00 <big_papa> Is get stoned with serenity...then root her up the Arse 
00:00 <The_Baron> everyones on drugs
00:00 <The_Baron> or high on self importance
00:00 <The_Baron> either way
01:00 <big_papa> Id
01:00 <The_Baron> we're all fucked up
01:00 <Liinda> i dont like taking medicationsif i can help it
01:00 <The_Baron> SNAFU
01:00 <simba> every1s got addictions
01:00 <The_Baron> me neither liinda
01:00 <big_papa> No we aren't baron
01:00 <big_papa> I'm not high 
01:00 <Liinda> I prefer natural stuff.
01:00 <Pieter> Youre all jokes :)
01:00 <Pieter> Nite
02:00 <Liinda> Thanks Pie eater. 
02:00 <simba> fuck off Pieter
02:00 <big_papa> Simba is addicted to cock 
02:00 <Liinda> coke
02:00 <Picard> same Liinda
02:00 <The_Baron> Pieter, now that guy is high on drugs as well as self importance
02:00 <Liinda> =D
02:00 <The_Baron> it's a rare combination
02:00 <Liinda> mR^KoLO
02:00 <Liinda> pooooo weeeeeeeeeee
02:00 <Serenity> not really gradiosity is a common symptom of amphet abuse
02:00 <mR^KoLO> i beg your pardon Liinda!
02:00 <Serenity> grandiosity*
02:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yeah true
03:00 <The_Baron> I was so gonna correct u then as well
03:00 <The_Baron> good job
03:00 <Liinda> mR^KoLO... did yu know.. KOLO is very similar to a word in italian.. CULO!! which means ass :P
03:00 <big_papa> Serenity do u get high gorgeous?
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Serenity> high on lyf
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <Liinda> heys Serenity
03:00 <big_papa> That's it??
03:00 <simba> gawjuz
03:00 <big_papa> And Arse pummeling ?
03:00 <Liinda> oooh drowsiness is kicking in
03:00 <Doodle> [22:00] <Liinda> i just took drugs... supposed to make me drowsy... waiting for it
03:00 <Liinda> this will be fun
03:00 <Serenity> hey hey Liinda
03:00 <Doodle> you're not sposed to know i spiked your everything
04:00 <Liinda> Doodle
04:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
04:00 <The_Baron> what is this drug of drowsiness?
04:00 <The_Baron> are u on stilnox?
04:00 <The_Baron> if so, u can rape me in ur sleep any time
04:00 <big_papa> It's Chinese food
04:00 <big_papa> Hi partgay 
04:00 <Liinda> The_Baron, I've been feeling dizzy since xmas.. had loads of tests done etc. went to the doc again today and worked out i may have an inner ear infection
05:00 <Liinda> im againnst stilnox
05:00 <The_Baron> aaahhh
05:00 <big_papa> Liinda do u suck cock a lot ?
05:00 <Doodle> say yes
05:00 <The_Baron> so wouldn't u just be taking some anti-biotics?
05:00 <Lumeah> so direct
05:00 <The_Baron> and maybe a pain killer
05:00 <big_papa> Lol 
05:00 <Liinda> big_papa put ut lil weener away will u.
05:00 <Liinda> *ur
05:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <Lumeah> little
05:00 <Lumeah> hehe
06:00 <Liinda> The_Baron the medication i was given causes drowsiness.
06:00 <big_papa> Cocksucking causes dizzy spells 
06:00 <The_Baron> aah fair enough
06:00 <big_papa> Just asking jeez
06:00 <Liinda> big_papa just saying, gee
06:00 <Picard> rohypnol is the best drug
06:00 <Picard> u can do anything to your victims on it
06:00 <Excessive> fck rowies
06:00 <The_Baron> Picard, you'd say that too u fat fuckin perv 
06:00 <Picard> ive got 10 for when i meet Liinda
06:00 <big_papa> My cock is lil atm just stroke it n see what happens 
07:00 <Doodle> O_o
07:00 <The_Baron> c'mon fellas 
07:00 <The_Baron> there's plenty of porn on the internet
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <The_Baron> why not watch some facial abuse and idle away
07:00 <big_papa> Not like mine the baron
07:00 <deadpandadolls> im dating the ming lookin chick from housos
07:00 <big_papa> My shots off the chain man 
07:00 <deadpandadolls> with the fugly face and big boobs
08:00 <The_Baron> big_papa, how was that even a cojent response to anything I said?
08:00 <The_Baron> jesus christ
08:00 <The_Baron> lay off the fucking goonbag
08:00 <Liinda> big papa, have to find it first... needle in a haystack :P
08:00 <deadpandadolls> what's cojent
08:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, know of Astropilot?
08:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, a lil
08:00 <big_papa> Yay Mrs browns boys 
09:00 <Picard> deadpandadolls u are dating simba
09:00 <The_Baron> cogent*
09:00 <Excessive> http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/CwFZV
09:00 <big_papa> Baron stfu I don't care for your stoopid opinion
09:00 <big_papa> Suck me off 
09:00 <The_Baron> big_papa, I don't care for your stupid need to breath in and out
09:00 <Liinda> big_papa mrs brown boys is hilarious, im watching it now
09:00 <The_Baron> stealing my oxygen u fucken useless shitsmear cunt
09:00 <big_papa> I love it liinda
10:00 <The_Baron> I can't get into that show
10:00 <Liinda> i didnt realise hw the ad lib a lot lol hilarious
10:00 <The_Baron> it's far too broad
10:00 <The_Baron> even for me
10:00 <partay> pictard Liinda knows you're a fat bald ugly sick fuck doesn't she ?
10:00 <The_Baron> and I like Bottom and Young Ones
10:00 <big_papa> HaaaaA
10:00 <Liinda> thats what makes me like him even more partay
10:00 <Picard> partgay, Liinda isnt a shallow person. she doesnt judge me on my looks
10:00 <big_papa> Oh young ones :D
10:00 <Picard> she is a lovely woman
11:00 <Liinda> <3
11:00 <The_Baron> nah she should judge u on ur vile personality
11:00 <partay> im sure she is 
11:00 <partay> we're talking about you 
11:00 <Picard> we are friends :P
11:00 <Liinda> I treat people how they treat me.
11:00 <big_papa> Picard are u really fat and bald...
11:00 <Picard> Liinda have i tried to fuck you?
11:00 <big_papa> If so ahaha 
11:00 <Liinda> picard has always been cool with me. and i think ive spoken to him the longest on here
11:00 <Picard> big_papa yes
11:00 <partay> big_papa yes
11:00 <Liinda> Picard Nope.
11:00 <Picard> ive been bald for years
11:00 <big_papa> Jk 
11:00 <big_papa> Baldy
12:00 <Liinda> im bald too
12:00 <The_Baron> ur just gonna get him needlessly excited
12:00 <big_papa> I have thick beautiful pubes and hair
12:00 <Picard> lol Liinda not your head :P
12:00 <Excessive> bald n the beautiful
12:00 <big_papa> Liinda bald fanny ?
12:00 <Liinda> lol
12:00 <Liinda> my ass aint hairy 
13:00 <big_papa> Brb shitheads 
13:00 <The_Baron> but ur italian
13:00 <Liinda> =D
13:00 <The_Baron> u must have a bit of bunghole hair
13:00 <big_papa> I have no arsehair
13:00 <Liinda> yeah but im not arab
13:00 <big_papa> LOL
13:00 <The_Baron> ur sphincter I'm sure must have that circle of curly sues
13:00 <big_papa> The baron has a hairy arsehole obviously
14:00 <big_papa> Shitty hair bum
14:00 <Liinda> sphincter sounds so romantic
14:00 <big_papa> Lmfao baron
14:00 <big_papa> Lol at curly sues...gold
14:00 <Excessive> I have a hairy ringhole ............... ur point?
14:00 <The_Baron> big_papa, of course i do
14:00 <The_Baron> I got an arse like a welcome matt
14:00 <big_papa> Lololol
14:00 <big_papa> Ahahahahaha
15:00 <big_papa> Woooohoooooo
15:00 <Liinda> WELCOME MAT
15:00 <big_papa> Lololol liinda
15:00 <Picard> Liinda is having dinner and drinks with me at Crown :P
15:00 <The_Baron> not the first time a woman has treated me like a door mat, Liinda
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <big_papa> Pictard get fucked ya homo
15:00 <Liinda> Nawh poor Baron
15:00 <big_papa> Jk hi
15:00 <Picard> The_Baron that doesnt come as a surprise with your personality
16:00 <Liinda> I think i shall try to get an early night
16:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
16:00 <The_Baron> hey, I learned better
16:00 <AndrewBolt> Excessive: yes?
16:00 <Excessive> big_papa, do u shave ur legs?
16:00 <Liinda> i say this every night then sleep late
16:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
16:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <Doodle> what is this
16:00 <big_papa> No excessive 
16:00 <Excessive> ok
16:00 <big_papa> I'm not a fag matey
16:00 <Excessive> AndrewBolt
16:00 <Liinda> Doodle ur fault
16:00 <big_papa> U?
16:00 <Doodle> i didnt do anything
16:00 <Liinda> exactly my point
16:00 <Liinda> DO SOMETHING
16:00 <Picard> id love to be able to sleep more the  6 hours
17:00 <Excessive> (NOTICE!! - If you received an invitation to this event you are also on my Permanent guest list!)
17:00 <Excessive> ?????????????????
17:00 <Excessive> Just click on Join/Attending or Maybe to be added to Paul aka Laser Raver's guestlist BY 5PM SATURDAY and receive discount entry before midnight! 
17:00 <Excessive> ???????????????????????????????????
17:00 <Excessive> My masif guestlists are now permanent, hit Join/attending or maybe once and say Paul/Laser Raver at the front desk for your discounted entry before midnight every time!
17:00 <Excessive> Got a birthday coming up? inbox me! i'll sort you (or a friend) out with a MASIF birthday package!
17:00 <Liinda> Thats better!
17:00 <big_papa> Pictard....heroin
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <AndrewBolt> hah is that the h4ppyh4rc0re guy
17:00 <Excessive> yes
17:00 <The_Baron> <big_papa> I'm not a fag matey <--thou doth protesteth too much methinks
17:00 <AndrewBolt> i havent talked to him for ages
17:00 <AndrewBolt> have you met him?
17:00 <The_Baron> I bet he is so far in the closet, he's stuck in fucking Narnia
18:00 <big_papa> Baron do you want to fuck ?
18:00 <Excessive> he invites me like prolly how he invites his whole fb list
18:00 <Excessive> all the time
18:00 <AndrewBolt> i remember how he used to talk in girl colours. thank goodness he turned that off
18:00 <Excessive> no, never met him irl
18:00 <AndrewBolt> girly*
18:00 <Excessive> oh that light blue
18:00 <big_papa> The baron kindly go and get fucked pls..thanks 
18:00 <AndrewBolt> that set off flaccid a bit
19:00 <The_Baron> :D
19:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
19:00 <Excessive> ehehehe
19:00 <The_Baron> time to chop up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> click ... and fill this out
19:00 <Bastardly_One> humour me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.canyougetnbn.com/
19:00 <The_Baron> and not be a sad fuck drinking cheap piss living with his mum and shit
19:00 <The_Baron> brb
19:00 <big_papa> Chop up your wrists??? Cool
20:00 <big_papa> Oh u mean drugs...sorry
20:00 <The_Baron> no, herbs maaaan
20:00 <The_Baron> brb
20:00 <deadpandadolls> i got some wedges bru
20:00 <big_papa> Enjoy your drug taking 
20:00 <big_papa> I'm jealous
21:00 <big_papa> Mrs browns tripping lol
21:00 <Doodle> LOL Bastardly_One
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle :D
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great huh?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seems so serious
22:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
22:00 <Doodle> i lold
22:00 <Doodle> the faq's are funny too
23:00 <The_Baron> oh thank fuck, someone else with half a brain
23:00 <The_Baron> hey Bastardly_One
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
23:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' twin type person
23:00 <big_papa> Ahahahahahaha
23:00 <Excessive> nais 1 Bastardly_One
24:00 <Excessive> but while on that thing .............. who was it to pay for the whole NBN thing?
24:00 <The_Baron> fuck aint got enough spin
24:00 <The_Baron> bbs
25:00 <The_Baron> *grumble*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> your point Excessive?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> On your idol can just fuck the plan off eh/
25:00 <Bastardly_One> only person I know of who actually loves liberal
26:00 <Serenity> ew
26:00 <big_papa> Lol baron you drugfucked goose go pick up some butts you drongo
26:00 <Serenity> is Excessive a lib voter?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> right wing scum!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> did you click my link?
26:00 <Serenity> first time ive met someone unemployed who likes libs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my 5 mins of humour
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
26:00 <Serenity> i did
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's quite the conspiracy person too
26:00 <Excessive> like if we're talkin telecommunications ................. they initially had the old Telecom that was built by the taxpayer and then they sold it back to the taxpayer in shares ......... who was to pay for the NBN and who was it to take ownership of it then?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet ... Liberal ... wtf?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't the "man" put implants up ya nose
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and brainwash ya?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet you vote for them
27:00 <Doodle> YAY POLITICS
27:00 <Doodle> I FUCKING LOVE POLITICS
27:00 <Bastardly_One> make as much sense as a catholic nun being hooker
27:00 <Doodle> can we discuss religion after this
27:00 <Doodle> oh there we go
27:00 <Doodle> ..
27:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yw
27:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
27:00 <big_papa> What was Telstra after Telecom?*
28:00 <big_papa> There was a diff name before Telstra I forgot 
28:00 <Liinda|PandT> religion and politics is actually rhe same shit
28:00 <Excessive> PMG
28:00 <Liinda|PandT> brb
28:00 <Liinda|PandT> :P
28:00 <Excessive> Post Master General
28:00 <simba> having ties to a political party is probably the most embarassing thing you could admit to
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna say this much though
28:00 <partay> no that was australia post
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if you actually showed an interest
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we might have a better ran country
28:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of the whackos like me crying
29:00 <Bastardly_One> would be nice for everyone to be less ignorant as well
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just a thought
29:00 <simba> but left wing, right wing.. same bird u know that
29:00 <simba> its the same machine
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I say the same thing about the US
29:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yes
29:00 <Doodle> simba is right
29:00 <simba> suit A suit B arent worth fightin about!!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I'm bi-partisan libertarian
29:00 <Doodle> i've worked for 3 diff govts and theyre all the same
29:00 <big_papa> Simba your so smart
30:00 <Bastardly_One> totally simba
30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the older and crankier I get
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I seem to be socialist
30:00 <Excessive> I don't fckn care who the puppet is yew disfunctional whiner so long as the right mob is in power
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but like all good libertarians I get labeled 50 things per convo
30:00 <partay> Doodle indeed.. they are all the same 
30:00 <simba> but they literally force u to vote for someone and dont even accept you saying that you didnt believe in either so you didnt vote, they just want any vote they dont even care either
30:00 <deadpandadolls> children of the porn
31:00 <deadpandadolls> oh f f s doesnt this cunt sleep
31:00 <partay> you can donkey vote.. they just want you to turn up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this convo though is full on dejavu
31:00 <Bastardly_One> have we had it recently?
31:00 <deadpandadolls> woo cant wait for 12 years a slave to be out on bluray <3
31:00 <deadpandadolls> so happy it won
31:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever wants to can answer this ... or don't
32:00 <deadpandadolls> you should go to bed Bastardly_One, get up early for school tomorrow
32:00 <Bastardly_One> who did you vote for in the Senate?
32:00 <big_papa> Sex party 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
32:00 <Picard> liberals
32:00 <deadpandadolls> No Homers
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Maxine is a fucking twit
32:00 <Excessive> the ones on the right hand side
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I voted for
32:00 <Bastardly_One> guess
32:00 <big_papa> Greens
32:00 <Bastardly_One> should be obvious
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if you think senate
33:00 <deadpandadolls> disgusts me that you can vote
33:00 <deadpandadolls> he he
33:00 <Bastardly_One> w
33:00 <Bastardly_One> i
33:00 <Bastardly_One> k
33:00 <Bastardly_One> leaks
33:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fucking enter key
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't mean that
33:00 <big_papa> Lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the Pirate Party didn't have a seat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> in my electorate
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they had good policies too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> as for the greens
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they need to get off the pot
34:00 <The_Baron> back
34:00 <Excessive> I said this b4 .............. y should I give all mah efforts to the unionists ............ I vote fo big business, the business I helped create
34:00 <big_papa> Yeah pirates lol 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and find direction
34:00 <deadpandadolls> you voted for wiki leaks?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
34:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
34:00 <deadpandadolls> loser
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yah ... based on policies
35:00 <big_papa> Vote for spence
35:00 <deadpandadolls> i'd vote for whom ever wants to fuck me the most
35:00 <The_Baron> I took myself off the electrol roll
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's you
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't expect too much then spence and I don't mean that rude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean you're not complex
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and for your ex bf
35:00 <The_Baron> he means ur a simpleton
35:00 <The_Baron> that was being rude
35:00 <big_papa> Well you are being rude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
35:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 you
35:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
36:00 <deadpandadolls> his nose ring hurts
36:00 <big_papa> Fuck ya politics man 
36:00 <deadpandadolls> he needs painkillers for it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
36:00 <Bastardly_One> time to talk more then
36:00 <big_papa> True 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, want a political discussion?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go
36:00 <big_papa> Lol nosering 
36:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
36:00 <Liinda|PandT> im off to bed, night all xoxo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> night
36:00 <Picard> night Liinda|PandT
36:00 <big_papa> Lmfao Pandis 
36:00 <Serenity> night Liinda|PandT
37:00 <big_papa> Night
37:00 <Liinda> Ive Peed and made Tea =)
37:00 <Liinda> and now time to Zzzzz
37:00 <Bastardly_One> tea = pee
37:00 <deadpandadolls> PandT?
37:00 <big_papa> Pee tea?
37:00 <simba> Ive Teed and made Wea :~)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be peeing again in 10 mins
37:00 <Liinda> Pee and Tea
37:00 <Liinda> simba, teabags eh
37:00 <big_papa> Hey simba
37:00 <simba> ehbags, tea
38:00 <Liinda> bags of tea
38:00 <Excessive> and the rest can fckn whine n carry on all they like till they come old and half broken ............ I told em wat it's abt ........... and they come back and say "oh how I didn't convene to this, I have spent all my life in the hope for miracles"
38:00 <big_papa> I'm getting my nose pierced 
38:00 <big_papa> Fuck it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> urine and a brewed leaf f
38:00 <Bastardly_One> - the run away F
39:00 <Liinda> fffffff
39:00 <Liinda> gooodnight x
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'lll fffffffffffffffffffff you!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> REOW!
39:00 <Excessive> the state aren't gonnah fckn help yah ........... stop bein a fckn try hard commie hippie and wake up and do it fo urself
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up cunt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm moving to sweden
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and being a true socialist libertarian
40:00 <Bastardly_One> or moving all you cunts to an island
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and instigating real laws and shit
40:00 <Picard> i need to pee
40:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
40:00 <partay> Picard have you been batting off on cam again ?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> in Excessive's mouth
40:00 <big_papa> Just found a miracle tally Ho 
40:00 <Picard> partgay u wish
40:00 <Excessive> wash yah mouth out with soap Bastardly_One
41:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trolling me too Excessive ...
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I can't stand right wing :P
41:00 <Picard> how many times do i need to tell u im not showing u my cock
41:00 <Excessive> I'm not addressing any of it to u
41:00 <deadpandadolls> lololol
41:00 <Excessive> I'm sayijn it to all
41:00 <big_papa> Here here excessive
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll bash ya!
41:00 <big_papa> Lolololol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously, I don't get it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're so ... centralised in other ways ... possibly left orientated
42:00 <deadpandadolls> Bastardly_One is a murderer
42:00 <deadpandadolls> of air
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know all about that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> keep trying
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're bore yourself eventually
43:00 <big_papa> Here here Pandis
43:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> only been 3 days so far you little bore
43:00 <big_papa> Little???
43:00 <big_papa> Ahahaha
43:00 <Excessive> wat part of "we're all in it" don't u get? ............... fckn don't step foot on mah ship, I'll have to forever look for leaks
43:00 <deadpandadolls> lmao
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
44:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
44:00 <deadpandadolls> dw Excessive, Bastardly_One has just got to put in his two cents and have a cone or he cant handle living
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no way!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Black^Widow!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be the same one surely
44:00 <big_papa> Where's shadsam fucking ?
45:00 <big_papa> I miss the plumper 
45:00 <deadpandadolls> is this children of the corn a remake
46:00 <big_papa> Better crash soon gtg tassie tomoz :/
46:00 <deadpandadolls> ew butt lover
46:00 <big_papa> Chickin lover 
47:00 <big_papa> Might get my frenulum pierced 
48:00 <simba> everyones waiting for you to leave so the channel can go back to normal cos Serenity is a bad op, you fucken loser!!!!!! peace out bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <simba> lmbo
48:00 <deadpandadolls> let's limbo
48:00 <Excessive> also .......... deadpandadolls, speak when u're spoken to
48:00 <big_papa> Dadada
48:00 <deadpandadolls> ................
48:00 <deadpandadolls> no
49:00 <big_papa> Lmao
49:00 <deadpandadolls> that'd be like me taking orders from Bastardly_One
49:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I speak to Excessive heaps worse
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we're good friends idiot
49:00 <Serenity> simba you know i really dont like your utbursts
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he followed me in here
49:00 <Serenity> out.bursts
49:00 <big_papa> Lol @ heaps
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're letting him just troll and troll me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's a bit obviou
49:00 <Bastardly_One> s
49:00 <Bastardly_One> might not be annoying me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently it is other people
50:00 <Serenity> what the fuck are you on about
50:00 <big_papa> Who cares
50:00 <simba> what are u gonna do about it Serenity
50:00 <Serenity> im not doing anything
50:00 <big_papa> She's going to let us tap that ass 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm a big hunky black assassin
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this aint a bitch, least from me Serenity
50:00 <deadpandadolls> im slaughtering slave owners
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but the little cunt has been trying to troll me 3 days straight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and epically failing
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's pissing others off lemme tell ya
51:00 <Serenity> you all troll each other all day long
51:00 <Serenity> i really couldnt care less
51:00 <Bastardly_One> miss the point why don't you?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
52:00 <Serenity> i wasnt even reading in here or irc at all till simba highlighted my name
52:00 <simba> resorting to hyperbole doesnt help anything 
52:00 <simba> just because u cant tell who are the bad trolls and who is messing around anymore doesnt give u the right to pretend "yall trolls so icbf"
52:00 <Serenity> i dont care whos a bad troll or good troll
52:00 <big_papa> Serenity I love you 
52:00 <Serenity> its not my 'job' to remove people for being mean to you
52:00 <big_papa> Trolls a troll
53:00 <simba> do u even know what ur job is any more in here
53:00 <Serenity> i do
53:00 <simba> do any of the ops even have guidelines
53:00 <Serenity> evidently none of you do
53:00 <big_papa> Lol @ job
53:00 <simba> im not sure theyre very good guidelines considering the state of the room
53:00 <big_papa> Simba aren't you meant to be admin soon ?
53:00 <simba> just lookin out for my bro austnet
53:00 <Serenity> lol state of the room
53:00 <Maurice> If this is a job, I want more money
53:00 <Serenity> me too
54:00 <simba> is that why u guys dont do anything cos u dont get paid
54:00 <big_papa> Lol simba the biggest troll n listen to him whinge
54:00 <big_papa> Wah Wah
54:00 <Serenity> lets just ban them all Maurice so they can do bitch about it elsewhere
54:00 <Maurice> I've done that before
54:00 <Maurice> I got pm's for days
54:00 <big_papa> Doesn't work lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> them all
55:00 <Bastardly_One> "them all"
55:00 <Serenity> yes cause if we're cleaning out all the trolls
55:00 <Serenity> you and simba are included
55:00 <big_papa> Bye bye b1
55:00 <big_papa> Lmfao
55:00 <The_Baron> ban all the alcoholics
55:00 <The_Baron> trust me
55:00 <The_Baron> that'll work wonders
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <simba> why who do we troll?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like I'd care?
55:00 <big_papa> Finally some sense 
55:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not my fault some people can't handle some truths
56:00 <simba> like genuinely who do i troll, i troll saemon because he trolls us
56:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I'm supposed to 24.7 though
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <simba> you keep that troll in so everyone fucks with him
56:00 <simba> next
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'd have to ban yourselves
56:00 <simba> like genuinely im talking about the proper negative nancies like spence and picard
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you two troll wheels all the time
56:00 <Serenity> you dont like them. thats not a reason to ban them
56:00 <big_papa> Lolz good one
56:00 <big_papa> Me likey
56:00 <deadpandadolls> so ban the alcoholics, ban the stoners that drivel on like the alcoholics
57:00 <The_Baron> that would include you, josh
57:00 <big_papa> Lmfao Pandis
57:00 <Serenity> maybe if knifebunny was still here
57:00 <CannibalClown> just shut austnet down on account of the crybabies
57:00 <Serenity> but hes not
57:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
57:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not an alcoholic
57:00 <deadpandadolls> or a stoner.
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah but u whinge a lot
57:00 <CannibalClown> lol
57:00 <simba> this has nothing 2 do with who i like, like i said im talking about the real negative users who use mirc to troll its as simple as that
57:00 <deadpandadolls> whinge
57:00 <big_papa> I'm not negative until you start ya fool 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> whinges more than I do
57:00 <simba> you could say Bastardly_One or I troll sometimes but its not like we sit here looking for fights like these people
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's fucking saying something
57:00 <deadpandadolls> don't whinge about me
57:00 <Serenity> im not a babysitter simba
58:00 <The_Baron> I just wanna get high and talk about food and boobies
58:00 <simba> well thats what irc ops are theyre babysitters!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking for a fight last week
58:00 <simba> theyre cops
58:00 <big_papa> Then I just ride you like a cossack warrior
58:00 <simba> you should be babysitting
58:00 <big_papa> Lol
58:00 <Serenity> no theyre not
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I apologised in channel for that
58:00 <deadpandadolls> that's all you do do, whinge and speak over people, and tell people who you think they are 'putting them in their place'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in front of everyone
58:00 <deadpandadolls> it's offensive
58:00 <deadpandadolls> I didn't see the apology
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore me then you stupid little fuck
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the biggest self centred bore in here
58:00 <big_papa> Lol I never start shit...
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's not about you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you start shit
58:00 <simba> i see a troll as someone like spence who purely uses irc to antagonise people and cause fights, shouldnt those people be banned?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and claim innocence
59:00 <simba> of course there are degrees of trolling 
59:00 <big_papa> No I dont
59:00 <Serenity> im confused at who b1 is talking to
59:00 <big_papa> Ask serenity 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep believin' that J
59:00 <The_Baron> he's talkin to panda
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but others won't
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd agree with me
59:00 <The_Baron> there has been more shitfights than usual I must admit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're basically an attention seeking bore
00:00 <deadpandadolls> i'm not self centered
00:00 <simba> Serenity i know youre one of the only ops that does stuff since knifebunny left i dont think youre a terrible op i just genuinely dont get how the pure trolls stay around for so long, thats just my thing
00:00 <big_papa> So u don't like attention ?
00:00 <deadpandadolls> there you go again telling people what you think they are
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep believin' that J
00:00 <deadpandadolls> didn't I just say this is what you do/
00:00 <big_papa> Then why the nosering ?
00:00 <deadpandadolls> ?
00:00 <big_papa> Jk 
00:00 <simba> i think a guy like spence is easy to tell apart from a regular chatter whos just being pissed off
00:00 <The_Baron> sorry josh, it's kinda hard to take life lessons from someone who lives off their mums goodwill
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you must really live a sheltered life if you think a nose ring makes someone a freak
01:00 <big_papa> I didn't say you were a freak
01:00 <Excessive> this is interesting, cause if one says to the other "don't do that!" ....... though the foolish do it anyways while those that know abt it shy away
01:00 <big_papa> It's cool..I like nose rings
01:00 <The_Baron> simba, agreed, but shit aint gonna happen
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and before any of you assume
01:00 <The_Baron> it'll be a couple hours of this at most
01:00 <big_papa> Do they make them for men?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> my chat people have their own minds
01:00 <The_Baron> then we can get back to talkin about sex drugs and food
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't instigate this convo
01:00 <The_Baron> might even fit in an actual highbrow convo too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> simba did of his own violition
02:00 <simba> LETZ SIGN A PETITION www.petition.com/SAVEMIRF
02:00 <simba> mirc
02:00 <big_papa> Fail
02:00 <big_papa> Mirf
02:00 <deadpandadolls> nah it's just a nose ring at your age
02:00 <big_papa> Ahahahaha
02:00 <Serenity> yeah i get that simba but i cant do anything about trolls. im not allowed to ban someone purely cause someone else thinks theyre a troll. that was knifebunnies gig and he get reemed for it all the time.
02:00 <simba> i enjoy talking about the current plight of austnet
02:00 <deadpandadolls> and everything else
02:00 <Bastardly_One> irf? internet relay fuck?
02:00 <Serenity> got*
02:00 <big_papa> Lol @ nose ring pandis
02:00 <deadpandadolls> your personality type
02:00 <simba> i heard there was a lot of in fighting with the admins before kb left, maybe they all had different interpretations of the rules
03:00 <deadpandadolls> even the way you talk about your course
03:00 <big_papa> Lol
03:00 <The_Baron> this is the wild west of retardery
03:00 <The_Baron> that's all
03:00 <big_papa> Simba for admin :)
03:00 <Serenity> there was fighting because KB was trying to get one of them to do SOMETHING with this network
03:00 <Serenity> and no one would
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you have to act a certain way at a certain age do you?
03:00 <The_Baron> no law, just a bunch of cunts fighting for a prize that doesn't exist
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then how about acting 31
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just a thought
03:00 <deadpandadolls> it's something you really want to do, but you must have a low opinion of yourself because you call it crappy IT stuff
03:00 <big_papa> Lol @ crappy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it is crappy IT stuff
04:00 <deadpandadolls> stop attacking me just because I'm talking
04:00 <big_papa> Hehehehe
04:00 <deadpandadolls> i'm not insulting you
04:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I don't want to do it
04:00 <deadpandadolls> just picking up on who you are
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can't take the heat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stay out of the kitchen
04:00 <big_papa> An it nose ring dude Pandis?
04:00 <simba> !uno
04:00 <Bastardly_One> at "your age" was what you said
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if that's the case
04:00 <Bastardly_One> start acting 3`1
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 31
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and get back to me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> kthx
04:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah I read it when you said it before
05:00 <deadpandadolls> obviously insulted, okay..
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you seemed to need to see it again to underestand it
05:00 <big_papa> Even I understood it
05:00 <Serenity> why cant everyone just lube up and get along
05:00 <deadpandadolls> you don't have to continue to justify yourself
05:00 <deadpandadolls> jeez
05:00 <big_papa> Lol serenity
05:00 <simba> because perth is so far away
05:00 <Bastardly_One> who's justifying?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I am?
05:00 <simba> i have a big 1 but not that big~~~!!!
05:00 <Excessive> I can't ...........
05:00 <Excessive> lube up
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you silly little cunt ... seriously
06:00 <big_papa> A big drug problem ?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even Saemon has more of a chance I think
06:00 <Excessive> no my loved 1 is not here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I pity you ... really I do
06:00 <big_papa> Lol @ pity
06:00 <The_Baron> at least Saemon will attempt to have a decent convo
06:00 <big_papa> I envy you 
06:00 <Excessive> oh wait, I don't have a loved 1
06:00 <Excessive> so .............
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you do spence
07:00 <Excessive> lube it up boyz n girlz
07:00 <big_papa> Hey goulash guts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's clearly obbious
07:00 <Serenity> saemons just really socially awkward
07:00 <deadpandadolls> why am I being called an idiot and a silly little cunt for
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and I think retarded before
07:00 <deadpandadolls> rude.
07:00 <big_papa> I told u I loved u right ?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> because you are
07:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yeah pretty much
07:00 <The_Baron> since i got to know him a bit, he aint too bad
07:00 <The_Baron> but spence, u just drivel the same shit every day
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, exactly
07:00 <The_Baron> fuck off cunt
07:00 <deadpandadolls> back off Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt like a complete fuck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had no other way of getting him to back off
07:00 <deadpandadolls> this place doesn't revolve around you.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he didn't get it
08:00 <simba> i told saemon 2 download requiem for a dream i bet hes watching it right now
08:00 <big_papa> No the baron.I wont
08:00 <simba> Be! Excited! Be Be! Excited!
08:00 <big_papa> Deal with it 
08:00 <simba> i just wanna be on television
08:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
08:00 <Excessive> that's abt 5 yrs old if not more now simba?
08:00 <The_Baron> how about that weather huh
08:00 <big_papa> Just ignore me baron
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what the problem I had with Saemon?
08:00 <The_Baron> no more summer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly?
08:00 <Serenity> The_Baron make me some pancakes
08:00 <big_papa> It was warm today though
08:00 <simba> year 2000 Excessive !!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> his social retardedness embarrassed me
08:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, aint got any eggs
09:00 <Serenity> me either
09:00 <Excessive> aye
09:00 <Serenity> i was going to make some lol
09:00 <big_papa> I have eggs 
09:00 <The_Baron> sometimes I really should keep some egg powder
09:00 <The_Baron> just as back up
09:00 <simba> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9gmqZnnu1qkwd8ro1_500.jpg she just wanted to be on television
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had them for dinner
09:00 <Bastardly_One> none of you would of liked them though
09:00 <big_papa> Sorry the baron 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I make bitter crepe style
10:00 <The_Baron> bitter crepe?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and then put lemon and salt on them
10:00 <The_Baron> aaah that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I like them sour and bitter
10:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdo
10:00 <big_papa> Yukky
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the channel maybe? :P
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <big_papa> I like maple syrup 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yet yeah
10:00 <deeldose> lemon lime and poo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I like them bitter
10:00 <big_papa> Cream...jam mmmm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if I have a choice
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not a big sweet fan
11:00 <big_papa> Nutella
11:00 <Excessive> I like pancakes wif sugar
11:00 <Excessive> and cinnamon
11:00 <big_papa> Yum
11:00 <The_Baron> best crepes I ever made I filled with candied macadamia and banana mousse
11:00 <Bastardly_One> most normal people it's lemon and salt
11:00 <The_Baron> that was EPIC
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sugar I mean
11:00 <Bastardly_One> i did it by accident as a kid one day
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and really liked it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> had them like that sine
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *since
12:00 <big_papa> Food talk fixes everything here 
12:00 <simba> lmao i cant believe this is even real my friends fb update "feeling helpless
12:00 <simba> I actually feel so bad for Leo, I can't stop thinking about it. " then "I just hope he's okay" ARE YOU KIDDING ME ITS A LITTLE FUCKING PLASTIC STATUE
12:00 <simba> plus wolf of wall street was fucking SHITE!!!!!!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
12:00 <big_papa> I agree simba...
12:00 <The_Baron> aint seen it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
12:00 <big_papa> Poo movie
13:00 <The_Baron> wasn't interested
13:00 <deadpandadolls> as if you didnt like it
13:00 <The_Baron> last movie thing I watched was Day Of The Doctor
13:00 <big_papa> Was looking forward to it but was 3 hours of meh
13:00 <The_Baron> and now I can't wait for the new season
13:00 <Excessive> I'm bored, I mite go n shave mah month old beard off
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a Dr Who fan?
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
13:00 <deadpandadolls> day of the doctor was good
13:00 <Bastardly_One> knew we'd not be a perfect couple
13:00 <deadpandadolls> i saw it on tele
13:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:00 <big_papa> I didn't have the guts to shave mine excessive
14:00 <The_Baron> just enough difference to make it interesting, Bastardly_One ;)
14:00 <simba> Dr. Who was he the vocalist for The Who
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the episode where the daleks are sodomisng the doctor to death
14:00 <Bastardly_One> while he's gagging on his scarf
14:00 <big_papa> Too cute with my N
14:00 <The_Baron> I used to not be into Dr. Who much
14:00 <big_papa> My facial muff
14:00 <The_Baron> but my stepson loves it
14:00 <The_Baron> and I finally watched all the new series
14:00 <The_Baron> and fuck
14:00 <The_Baron> it's great
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and them yelling EXTERMIATE EXTeRMINAte!
14:00 <Serenity> i loooove it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and
14:00 <The_Baron> I'm hooked
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf with the cyber men?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they go so slow
14:00 <Excessive> oh I'm actually that "cbf-ed" that I leave it to fckn grow for ages and then take to it with the hair clippers
15:00 <The_Baron> yeah but they are almost indestructible
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how can the doctor not walk over
15:00 <Serenity> id bone a cyberman
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and tip one of them over?
15:00 <Serenity> 4 sho
15:00 <The_Baron> and in the new series, they are also from a parellel dimension
15:00 <big_papa> I'm usually clean shaven but I was beard racing a mate from work...
15:00 <big_papa> I won
15:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, coz the Daleks are like R2-D2 on steroids
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not them
16:00 <Excessive> anyways, bbs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the cybermen
16:00 <deeldose> what would u do if u were bonering a cyberman and it turned into pieter half way thru
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just push the cunts over
16:00 <The_Baron> aah the cybermen, it's only their armor
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so slow
16:00 <big_papa> Later tsitsa
16:00 <Bastardly_One> daleks are hardcore
16:00 <The_Baron> and really, Dr. Who isn't really about plausible enemies and such
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree there
16:00 <The_Baron> it's just cheeky fucking sc-fi
16:00 <Serenity> its amazing
16:00 <Serenity> i didnt like matt smith tho so didnt get into the last couple eyars
16:00 <big_papa> Goodnight serenity
17:00 <Serenity> goodnight
17:00 <big_papa> Don't dream bout me much 
17:00 <The_Baron> I didn't mind Matt Smith, he was better than Eckelstein at least
17:00 <Mew> david ten inch ftw 
17:00 <deadpandadolls> he was heaps good
17:00 <The_Baron> but yeah David Tenant is the man
17:00 <Serenity> tennant was the best dr
17:00 <The_Baron> his a tie with Tom Baker for me
17:00 <deadpandadolls> the last season had the best story arcs
17:00 <The_Baron> but he kinda aped Tom Bakers style anyway
17:00 <Serenity> i despised the rory and amy characters
18:00 <big_papa> Goodnight baron 
18:00 <The_Baron> night
18:00 <deadpandadolls> amy <3
18:00 <big_papa> Night pandis
18:00 <big_papa> Night simba 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just go
18:00 <big_papa> Night mew 
18:00 <The_Baron> I do like the captain
18:00 <big_papa> Night b1
18:00 <The_Baron> who turns out to be the face of bo
18:00 <Serenity> captain jack harkness!
18:00 <Mew> night spence
19:00 <big_papa> Mwah
19:00 <deadpandadolls> nite big_papa
19:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
19:00 <big_papa> Cya guys 
20:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV9lX9fQubY
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brontosaurus - Tkay Maidza x Badcop (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 678 likes (94.4%), 40 dislikes (5.6%)
20:00 <The_Baron> but now that Galifrey is not actually blown up, the fuckers got me hooked for the next season
21:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, got that out of my system
22:00 <Serenity> i cant wait to see what happens this season
22:00 <The_Baron> me neither
22:00 <The_Baron> and I don't care that they got an older doctor
22:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
22:00 <The_Baron> so many ppl bitching about that
22:00 <The_Baron> usually the teenybopper fans really
22:00 <Excessive> the beard's gone
22:00 <Senpai> http://imgur.com/gallery/PcfHT64
23:00 <Mew> i love that guy
23:00 <Mew> hes good in lots of stuff
23:00 <Serenity> that pisses me because most of the drs were 'older' its only since smith everyones expecting the baby faced young dr
23:00 <Serenity> and tbh tahts why i hated the smith doctor
23:00 <Mew> i think he was sids dad in skins
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfGDXrecD8c
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blacksmoke -Fuck The Fucking Fuckers (Nov 5, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 18,353 views - 65 likes (91.5%), 6 dislikes (8.5%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> One half of KLF
23:00 <The_Baron> http://www.tickld.com/x/so-apparently-this-exists-someone-take-me-to-japan-right-now
24:00 <simba> RACCOON CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT
24:00 <simba> oh man that is sinister
24:00 <The_Baron> would love to go there simba
25:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
25:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, Matt Smith was fine
25:00 <The_Baron> he aint really all that much prettier than David Tennant
26:00 <The_Baron> I think he hams up the zany kooky shit a bit
26:00 <Serenity> hes not prettier at all unless you're 14
26:00 <The_Baron> I was going by 14yo standards
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <simba> lmao at jeremy clarkson pic
26:00 <Serenity> he was too much of a clone of tennants personality to me, cept he went way over the top and killed it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFVlgIwWMDE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: J.A.M s - Whitney Joins The J.A.M s (Mar 30, 2011) 7:10 - Category: Music - 2,609 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <The_Baron> Serenity. yeah I suppose
26:00 <The_Baron> really hamed it up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this album got banned for putting in a booklette
27:00 <Excessive> there's no safety in numbers ...........
27:00 <The_Baron> still, the stories themselves were alright
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that taught you to sample
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the actually amount they sample in this song
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and most of the songs on the album
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like that The_Baron
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
28:00 <The_Baron> who knows
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 1987 What The Fuck Is Going On?
28:00 <Serenity> i want
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was groundbreaking sample
28:00 <Serenity> a nutella and peanut butter sandwhich
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ity
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *city
28:00 <Serenity> fuck i miss fat people food
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I want tomato sauce sandwich
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but cbf'ed
29:00 <The_Baron> the LFO on the bass in the beginning was quite different for its time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> kitchen is like 10 metres away
29:00 <The_Baron> shame they didn't keep it up through the track
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can see where they formed the ideas for KLF though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> even back in 87
30:00 <Excessive> tomato wat sandwich?
30:00 <The_Baron> I got nuttella, no peanut butter, though I do have this spread that is peanut, brazil nut, cashew, sesame seed and chia seed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until you get to the sample bit though
30:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty bloody good
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how long it is
30:00 <The_Baron> dunno why I spent 8 bucks on it
30:00 <The_Baron> but i did
30:00 <Senpai> nutella and vegemite....
30:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor showed me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> marshmellow spread
30:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen it yet
30:00 <Bastardly_One> been hunting
30:00 <The_Baron> oh fluffer
30:00 <Zade> is the "the manual" by bill drummond?
30:00 <partay> Serenity youre a chubster arent you ?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's at Woolies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna try that
30:00 <Serenity> woolworths has both fluff and their own kind
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, yep
31:00 <Serenity> in about 4 different flavours
31:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I must shop blind
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah fluffer has been around for ages
31:00 <The_Baron> u get fluffer and peanut butter on bread, sandwich it up
31:00 <The_Baron> fluffernutter
31:00 <Serenity> http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/shop/ProductDetails?Stockcode=733368&name=fluff-marshmallow-spread
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
32:00 <Excessive> jus fo that ............. I mite get some marinated anchovies tomoz at Thoms Dux
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying i've never seen it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I want some
32:00 <Excessive> +a
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I must shop with my eyes closed
32:00 <Senpai> marshmallow spread....
32:00 <Senpai> dear lord
32:00 <Serenity> sounds revolting to m,e
32:00 <Excessive> u ppl wif ur desires
32:00 <Saemon> gluttony is a sin.
32:00 <Serenity> but i dont really like marshmallows a lot
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds disguting
32:00 <Senpai> what
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but good
32:00 <Saemon> fluffer must be like 2000 calories a servinh
32:00 <Senpai> everyone loves marshmallows
32:00 <The_Baron> but if u wanna make smores
32:00 <Senpai> what is wrong with you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
33:00 <The_Baron> it's good with fluff
33:00 <deeldose> marshmellows are for homos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's moreish is it?
33:00 <Serenity> well i sure dont
33:00 <The_Baron> strawberry fluff especially
33:00 <Saemon> where they hell do they even have it in the store?
33:00 <Saemon> at woolies
33:00 <The_Baron> graham crackers, melted hershey's chocolate, fluff, peanut butter
33:00 <The_Baron> sandwich taht shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> on high shelves?
33:00 <Saemon> wat i-yall is it in?
33:00 <The_Baron> and wait for ur cholesterol to hit the roof
33:00 <Serenity> in the spread aisles
33:00 <Serenity> with the nutella and vegemite
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that short people and wheelchairs can't see?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
33:00 <Mew> http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/blfernandez/Milky_Way_Chocolate_And_Vanilla_Spr.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of spreads
33:00 <Saemon> whats an aisles?
33:00 <Mew> i miss this stuff
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have a kosher section
34:00 <Serenity> ........
34:00 <Bastardly_One> look for their chocolate spread
34:00 <Excessive> SPREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
34:00 <Senpai> Mew: I need that inside me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> MY GOD!
34:00 <The_Baron> there is a generic brand that makes something like that Mew
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is to die for
34:00 <The_Baron> they also do a banana and vanilla spread too
34:00 <Saemon> deebetus much?
34:00 <Saemon> geezus
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the chocolate kosher jew spread
34:00 <Bastardly_One> YUM!
34:00 <Serenity> an aisle is the thing you walk down in the shop
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is ... GOD!
34:00 <Serenity> you legless fucking bag of cock shaped shits
34:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be Jesus or it'd not be Kosher
34:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw
35:00 <Senpai> lol
35:00 <Senpai> cock shaped shits
35:00 <Senpai> fantastic
35:00 <Saemon> ah just looked up aisle in the dictionary lol
35:00 <Serenity> ...
35:00 <Serenity> wow
35:00 <Saemon> how does it even spell 'i-yall'?
35:00 <Serenity> .................
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being ... nicer
35:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's not just awkwardness
35:00 <Saemon> i read it as 'aisle' = 'iz-lee'
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I AL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> all together
36:00 <Excessive> aye
36:00 <Excessive> ol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> IAL
36:00 <simba> isle 
36:00 <Mew> http://uk-img2.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/027/product-5297027.jpg
36:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmm
36:00 <Saemon> oh wow i fail english anyway in highschool
36:00 <Bastardly_One> aisle
36:00 <Serenity> i hate you
36:00 <The_Baron> I aint seen a kosher section since I was in sydney
36:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
36:00 <Saemon> oh well
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ya
36:00 <The_Baron> this is QLD
36:00 <The_Baron> we don't have many heebies here
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> an isle is a long piece of land on da water
36:00 <Bastardly_One> an aisle
36:00 <Senpai> an i'll is... wait
37:00 <Saemon> i dont know what the yanks obession with peanut butter and jelly is
37:00 <Saemon> has anyone ever tried it?
37:00 <simba> "isle be back" - arnie, the terminator
37:00 <The_Baron> with guber jelly
37:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty good
37:00 <Serenity> peanut butter and jam is yum thats why
37:00 <The_Baron> gubergrape sandwich FTW
37:00 <Senpai> i'll not give a fuck about an aisle in the middle of my isle
37:00 <Saemon> and by jelly, they mean strawberry jam?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is jelly?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's JAM
37:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's a jam
37:00 <The_Baron> but really thick
37:00 <deeldose> mad and jelly of jam
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ys it's thick jam
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... really thick
37:00 <Saemon> why the heck do they call it jelly? i get the image of like, aeroplane jelly
37:00 <deeldose> mad and fucking jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <simba> They just do.
38:00 <The_Baron> get ur hands on GuberGrape
38:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say about 1/4 inch manye
38:00 <Saemon> i hate americans.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *maybe
38:00 <Saemon> -.-
38:00 <Excessive> oh now that u say it ...........
38:00 <Saemon> 'Murica!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> aussies that hate americans
38:00 <simba> nobody actually likes america
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't understand them
38:00 <Saemon> 'Straya!
38:00 <The_Baron> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8EQ1Wp1nJfSFUXS_0rkKR588CARAyrrtdGKpQtzPpHntUGLdh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated them until I lived there for a while
38:00 <Saemon> redneck vs bogan
38:00 <simba> america is just this big fat thing u have to put up with, like andrew dimitriou
38:00 <Saemon> could be a good skit lol
38:00 <DemonsRun> La all a
39:00 <Saemon> someone should make on on youtube
39:00 <The_Baron> though I do love the serving suggestion on the jar of goober products
39:00 <Saemon> superwog
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
39:00 <The_Baron> THREE TABLESPOONS PER SERVE
39:00 <Bastardly_One> braticus
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
39:00 <Bastardly_One> up
39:00 <DemonsRun> Dusty
39:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
39:00 <DemonsRun> You
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the men are talking
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to the kitchen
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and make me a sandwich
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah goober grape
39:00 <DemonsRun> Ni
39:00 <Excessive> oh ........... that was "best b4 23-rd July 13"
39:00 <The_Baron> on brioche loaf
39:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's The_Baron's order
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a toasted cheese
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and by that I don't mean prying your legs open with a crowbar
40:00 <Saemon> fuck i missed that new underbelly show yesterday
40:00 <Saemon> Fat Tony & Co
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
40:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I'm not in the mood for the shit tonight
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she did shoosh
40:00 <DemonsRun> Really not
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be good
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hit me up if ya need to talk
41:00 <DemonsRun> Ty
41:00 <Bastardly_One> always
41:00 <DemonsRun> On the upside
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yah?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Got me a 2nd job today
41:00 <Bastardly_One> got the time for it?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Yep
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but congrats ... doing?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Have to, it's helping the parentals
41:00 <DemonsRun> Cafe all rounder
41:00 <Excessive> yeah like who was it? ............. sayin "msg me ladies" b4 leavin the chan
42:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1654169_10152869309317662_47604396_n.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
42:00 <The_Baron> and that's how u pick up fat chicks!
42:00 <DemonsRun> The_Baron: Where is that?
42:00 <The_Baron> :D
42:00 <DemonsRun> Take me
42:00 <Senpai-chan> hands up everyone who doesn't have a severe mental disorder!
42:00 <DemonsRun> And I'm not fat -.-
42:00 <The_Baron> nah I was being a fick DemonsRun
42:00 <The_Baron> and I dunno where it is
42:00 <The_Baron> I will have to ask my friend
42:00 <DemonsRun> Bastard
42:00 <DemonsRun> Teasin me like that
42:00 <The_Baron> but I do want to go there
43:00 <Serenity> DEM
43:00 <DemonsRun> I want cupcakes
43:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: !! <3
43:00 <Serenity> mm upcake
43:00 <Serenity> i have to make my daughter some cupcakes on the weekend
43:00 <Serenity> need to find some cool ones
43:00 <Saemon> did anyone watch Fat Tony & Co?
43:00 <DemonsRun> I can't make cupcakes for shit
43:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1688694_625151677556475_1752394211_n.jpg <--would u like something like this DemonsRun?
44:00 <DemonsRun> They never workout
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
44:00 <DemonsRun> No The_Baron 
44:00 <Serenity> i made cool ones last easter
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I've been asking all day
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and
44:00 <Serenity> they werent very good but they were cool
44:00 <DemonsRun> Plain vanilla cupcake with plain icing sugar
44:00 <Bastardly_One> braticus can give me an opinion on th following
44:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, I'd scoff that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2jcc0ea&s=8#.UxPTQYWs_Os
44:00 <The_Baron> yeah Excessive, me too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> doable
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or bootable?
44:00 <The_Baron> friend said she'd make me some when I visit her in brissie
44:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/45613_10151306587982331_1349298697_n.jpg
44:00 <DemonsRun> No
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not youu boys
45:00 <Bastardly_One> their opinion
45:00 <DemonsRun> Nope
45:00 <DemonsRun> 2/10
45:00 <Senpai-chan> that lady looks respectable
45:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1782092_621239991280977_994154313_n.jpg
45:00 <Senpai-chan> i'd treat her to a nice dinner
45:00 <The_Baron> she always posts mad pics of food
45:00 <Serenity> nah she doesnt do it for me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
45:00 <DemonsRun> The_Baron: omg yum
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the boys like her
45:00 <DemonsRun> The boys are whores
45:00 <Excessive> ummmm not a fan of buttered up big cakes
45:00 <The_Baron> that was a Lemon sponge cake with cream cheese frosting lemon curd and lemon buttercream.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that woman was gonna be a nun
46:00 <Bastardly_One> had a crisis of faith
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and is submissive I know
46:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZjiuy6nKws
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Severed Heads -- Dead Eyes Opened Remix (Re-Opened Mix) (Feb 8, 2013) 3:47 - Category: Music - 1,081 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nice choice
46:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1939504_618418144896495_1289269634_n.jpg <----cupcakes
46:00 <DemonsRun> The_Baron: We have this lemon delight cake at work
46:00 <Serenity> better look
46:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/429502_10151305259647331_38046251_n.jpg
46:00 <DemonsRun> Layered with merang nd mmm so yummy
47:00 <DemonsRun> Everytime it's thawed out I get a piece
47:00 <Senpai-chan> kawaiiiiiiiiii
47:00 <The_Baron> lemon, meringue
47:00 <Saemon> damn 
47:00 <The_Baron> mmmmm
47:00 <Saemon> talk about excess
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4topF9qZSjs
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Headless Chickens - Gaskrankinstation (Nov 14, 2011) 4:33 - Category: Music - 4,219 views - 47 likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
47:00 <The_Baron> NZ's best alternaband
47:00 <The_Baron> or used to be
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <Saemon> all these cupcakes would give ya like type 10 deebeetus
47:00 <DemonsRun> Oh it's so good
47:00 <DemonsRun> And a huge lemon tart
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
47:00 <DemonsRun> And I just love lemon lol
47:00 <Serenity> Saemon dont you talk about junk food you hypocrite
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the Datsuns are
47:00 <Bastardly_One> by far
47:00 <Serenity> when you talk about the utter shit you eat
48:00 <The_Baron> the Datsuns
48:00 <The_Baron> u really reckon?
48:00 <simba> red velvet cupcakes fuck yea i literally love cupcakes
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and straight jacket fits
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I love the Datsuns
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Motherfucker From Hell
48:00 <DemonsRun> Never had red velvet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> is a rock song from the heavens
48:00 <Serenity> red velvet is so good
48:00 <DemonsRun> Tastes like what?
49:00 <Serenity> chocolate
49:00 <The_Baron> but u are a punk I suppose, so u like that kinda stripped back garagey rock shit
49:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind the datsuns
49:00 <Bastardly_One> deny this isn't rock goodness
49:00 <DemonsRun> Oh yuk
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1ptItaRR4
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Datsuns - MF From Hell (Jul 12, 2009) 3:34 - Category: Film and Animation - 223,952 views - 1,290 likes (99.4%), 8 dislikes (0.6%)
49:00 <The_Baron> but headless chickens were more creative for me
49:00 <DemonsRun> I'm good then
49:00 <DemonsRun> Not tryingn them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is like ... the shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> turn it up loud
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me it's not good poo
50:00 <The_Baron> heard it
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's good
50:00 <simba> MF DOOM
50:00 <The_Baron> but overall too stripped down for me to be blown away
50:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
50:00 <Serenity> i made a red velvet ones it wasnt very pretty
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're talking to a Hellacopters fan
50:00 <Serenity> cuase im crap at icing cakes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
51:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/74672_10151182356142331_13658722_n.jpg
51:00 <Excessive> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=romanian+sunca&safe=off&client=opera&hs=9bo&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5XkUU5bZN47QkQWLioAI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=672#q=romanian+food&safe=off&tbm=isch&imgdii=_
51:00 <simba> i want dat
51:00 <Excessive> knock urselves out
51:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT! ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myOrsgchFMY
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hopeless Case Of A Kid In Denial (Feb 18, 2006) 3:11 - Category: Music - 151,584 views - 432 likes (98.9%), 5 dislikes (1.1%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> rawk out with your cawk out
51:00 <Saemon> that looks like someone went bukkakke on that chocolate cake
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh The_Baron
52:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know Foetus?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Jim Thirwell?
52:00 <The_Baron> that chocolate cake is very popular in east europe
52:00 <The_Baron> it's actually tastey as fuck
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't get a certain song out of my head and have been singing it to myself all day
52:00 <Saemon> wats so unique about it?
52:00 <The_Baron> also good if ya add walnuts
53:00 <Saemon> from other choc cakes?
53:00 <The_Baron> it's just got a more cocoey taste
53:00 <The_Baron> hard to explain
53:00 <Serenity> my kids cousins came over from italy and made us some dessert thing made from nutella
53:00 <Serenity> it was so good
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know Foetus btw
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not like a whipped thing Serenity?
53:00 <murderfuck> put me down heeee-man!
53:00 <Serenity> no
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I know what ya mean
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
54:00 <Serenity> it was like a slice/cake/biscuit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't then
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
54:00 <Serenity> all mixed into one lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not like a baravrian?
54:00 <lumeah2> murder fuck? 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like it
54:00 <BillyGoat> hey b1
54:00 <Saemon> milo brownies are teh shiz
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hey BillyGoat
54:00 <Serenity> i dont really know tbh
54:00 <lumeah2> wtf lol
54:00 <Serenity> but it was yum
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Barvarian Chocoloate cake
54:00 <murderfuck> lumeah2: i'm a really nice guy
54:00 <murderfuck> i promise
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like that
54:00 <murderfuck> ^_^
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and that shit is fucking awesome
54:00 <lumeah2> bullshit
54:00 <lumeah2> lol
55:00 <Senpai-chan> so kawaaaiiii
55:00 <Saemon> in primary wat was the thing ppl always made?
55:00 <Excessive> all guys r arseholes
55:00 <Saemon> chocolate crackles?
55:00 <Senpai-chan> this is true Excessive
55:00 <simba> the coco pops or corn flakes crackles
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsEnha9Q94
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel - A.Ramrod (Mar 27, 2012) 6:19 - Category: Music - 1,968 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> been singing this all day to myself
56:00 <Excessive> and every woma's a bitch except ur mother
56:00 <Serenity> i remember it has those fucken italian finger biscuit things in it
56:00 <Excessive> woman*
56:00 <Senpai-chan> nah women are lovely
56:00 <Senpai-chan> although some are real cunts
56:00 <Serenity> but it wasnt tiramisu
56:00 <Excessive> but then ur mother is a woman too
56:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, nah my mother is the archetypal bitch
56:00 <Senpai-chan> i've met many cunts in my time
56:00 <Senpai-chan> dont deserve to lick the stains off my taint
57:00 <Bastardly_One> say what you mean and say it mean
58:00 <Saemon> man i feel like a chocolate mlikshake rightnow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got hardware in the morning
58:00 <Saemon> but recently ive been farting alot whenever i drink milk
58:00 <lumeah2> hi chrisdy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my dr's cert?
58:00 <Serenity> you're not allowed to talk about junk food Saemon
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hey chris
58:00 <Saemon> i think ive become lactose intolerant
58:00 <Serenity> after your bitchiness before
58:00 <Eon> hi lumeah2
58:00 <Eon> b1
59:00 <Saemon> but those cup cakes were full of uneccasary excess to the point of outrageuosness
59:00 <Excessive> got any cool vids chris?
59:00 <Saemon> all them smarties n m&ms loaded on top n shit
59:00 <Saemon> dayem
59:00 <Saemon> gluttony is a sin.
59:00 <Serenity> you have no idea what was on those cupcakes
59:00 <Serenity> they could have been sugar free for all you know
59:00 <Senpai> gluttony is love
59:00 <Senpai> gluttony is life
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