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37:39 <Avatar> I always thought fork was tashes and spork was hydra
38:00 <Avatar> the res happens before the scenario ends
38:45 <Mort-> Wuh
38:47 <EricMcG> If the death condition is removed, then he receives the GP and PP. It must be removed first
39:54 <EricMcG> But it is you call, I think generosity only helps the player if he really wants the character to live
41:02 <EricMcG> That's not quite what I mean. being generous to the player is good. and it is late.
41:36 <niconorsk> I think the statement was: "We didn't expect them to live long"
44:06 <Avatar> apparently hydrazine doesn't want fork raised anyway
45:01 <Tashes> We didn't expect them to last long. We had fun with it, but don't think it's worth the cost of raising them. 
45:08 <Tashes> But we DO appreciate the sentiment :3
45:23 <Avatar> they only don't last long if you don't get them ressed when they die :P
45:36 <EricMcG> Thanks guys, barely conscious, so off to bed. Drop an email if you change your mind.
45:44 * Mort- sighs
45:45 <Tashes> Are you sayign that you would like to play with Forkysporky more, Avatar?
45:45 <EricMcG> quit
45:51 <Mort-> Sucks to front line
46:05 <Mort-> That's why so few people do it
46:19 <Avatar> lots of people do it
46:30 <Avatar> that's why so few of your characters do it you mean
46:39 <Mort-> Probably
46:42 <Mort-> Im a witch
04:50 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> fork an spork died so no more 3 barb mods?
05:24 <Mekkis> Spork didn't die... Fork did
05:52 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> is spork going to go on without fork though?
05:52 <Mekkis> turns out that 7 wisdom doesn't work when there's a cleric who channels negative 6/day with tactics that say to do so
12:31 <Mort-> I don't think so
12:49 * Mort- sniffs ulzef and growls
13:08 <Mort-> I've heard you're a crater
13:10 <Mekkis> I still like paraphrasing Darkwhite on this
13:27 <Mekkis> Playing a 20 means that you'll blitz all the encounters, until you die a horrible death
13:31 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> yeah i started the crating what of it
13:47 * Mort- bites ulzef!
14:04 * Mekkis looks around for a crate
14:09 <Mort-> Freedom to the people! Say no to slavery!
14:24 * Ulzef *winks* not in public
14:42 <Mort-> Everyone should have freedom of speech. Expression and the choice to live life the way they want to!
14:45 <Mekkis> "NO to slavery!"
15:02 <Mekkis> "No to curtailing freedoms"
15:04 <Mekkis> "FREEDOM"
15:09 <Mekkis> "FREEDOM TO CRATE!"
15:10 <Mort-> Yes! Slavery should be abolished!
15:13 <Ulzef> i agree so i should be free to live my life as a slaver
15:25 <Mort-> No. We don't crate anyone!
15:40 <Mekkis> he only seems to crate humans when I'm around. They don't count
15:52 <Mekkis> and slips
15:53 * Mort- is not human
16:08 <Mekkis> 'so there's no problem, right?
16:08 <Ulzef> i mainly only crate aspis and they seem to be human most of the time
16:17 <Mort-> There is a problem!
16:19 <Mekkis> we crated a slip...
16:48 <Mort-> They are human. They should have freedom to not be crated.
16:50 <Ulzef> a real slip or a funny hair slip?
16:56 <Mekkis> a real one
17:01 <Mort-> Slip is a halfling
17:03 <Mekkis> remember the one we manacled to the bed?
17:15 <Ulzef> but i should have freedom to crate them seems my freedom is stronger than there freedom
17:16 * Mort- sighs. This is so wrong
17:52 <Mort-> No the freedom to swing your fist ends at your neighbours nose
17:54 <Ulzef> oh yeah he was a real slip but i mean it was kill him or hand him to a drug lord
17:57 * Mort- growls
18:08 <Mekkis> or crate him up
18:10 <Mort-> Hand him over to the authorities
18:14 <Mort-> Its their problem
18:14 <Mekkis> he was safe that way
18:23 <Mekkis> we WERE the authorities
18:37 <Mort-> You have no rights under the constitution to act as the authorities
18:56 <Ulzef> there is no constitution
18:57 * Mort- flies an eagle flag
18:59 <Mekkis> ummm... have you READ Magnimar's constitution?
19:10 <Ulzef> oh i fly a eagle flag to
19:12 <Mort-> Uh they have a police right?
19:14 <Mekkis> he dies
19:17 <Mekkis> does
19:17 <Ulzef>  mine has a eagle carrying a crate
19:42 <Mort-> You're a disgrace and a traitor to what Andoran stands for
19:57 * Mort- claws at ulzef
19:59 <Ulzef> ;) good thing i am not andoran
20:10 <Ulzef> i think
20:17 <Mort-> You're not crating me are you?
20:32 <Mort-> (Is not human)
20:33 <Ulzef> not that i know of
20:57 <Mort-> Cool.
20:58 <Ulzef> only pathfinder i have advised could be crated was a tengu
21:16 <Mort-> What bout tengus?
21:36 <Mort-> Damn it
21:49 <Mort-> Next stop - carrion hill
21:58 <Mort-> Time to pack my luagage
22:37 <Ulzef> a andoran one told me off for crating people and i informed him he was valueble tengu and would be in his best intrest if i forgot that
23:14 <Mort-> Well I'm telling you off for crating people too!
23:40 <Ulzef> yeah people do that
24:20 <Ulzef> i personaly think that when one becomes a pathfinder they should cast aside the political alegences
24:29 <Mort-> Ill bite you if you don't stop crating people!
25:29 <Ulzef> is mort the para countess she makes promise that sound just like her
25:49 <Mekkis> it does!
26:25 <Mort-> I'm not a cheliaxian devil you sorry slaver
26:47 <Mort-> How dare you speak about me and her in the same breath
26:52 <Ulzef> but you promised to bite me if i kept up my good work
27:04 <Mekkis> Mort-, but you are a pirate!
27:08 <Mort-> I said you stop this very instant
27:18 <Mort-> When am i a pirate?
27:23 <Mort-> I've never been a pirate
27:58 <Mekkis> the number of illegitimate "additional resources" your characters use is pretty damning evidence!
29:06 * Mort- turns red and disappears.
29:36 <Mekkis> :o
29:55 <Ulzef> morts right not para countess the para countess would never blush
35:01 <Mort-> Ok I'm back :p
35:06 <Mort-> Less piraty
35:50 <Tashes> Y'arr!
36:00 <Mort-> Hey
36:09 <Mort-> I just bought um uc and apg
36:22 <Mort-> That should clean up most of my illegal sources
36:27 <Mort-> Pdf of course
36:33 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/spirit-of-freedom.pdf
36:38 <Mekkis> Ulzef, this is a start
36:41 <Mekkis> need to work on the font
36:47 <Mekkis> should the crate have perspective?
36:57 * Mort- pokes mekkis
38:19 <Ulzef> looks awesome
38:57 <Ulzef> try the crate in the same mat blue with light blue highlights on a red back ground?
42:33 <Mort-> You guys are evil
42:40 <Mort-> No crates
43:02 <Ulzef> nah neutral
53:41 <Mekkis> I'll see what I can do
57:14 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/spirit-of-freedom2.pdf
59:15 <Mekkis> not changing the background: it should be transparent
59:28 <Mekkis> if you want a red background, print it on a red canvas
59:54 <Mekkis> (or just print it on a grey background, like the "Official" andoran shirt
59:57 <Mekkis> )
01:01 <Mekkis> regardless, Mort-, UM/UC/APG are pretty much required. I'm more interested in the fact that you'd go out and pay $10 for book 3 of an AP in order to take a trait...
01:37 <Mort-> I told you that book is in the gameshop
01:55 <Mekkis> I told you that that's not the same as owning it
02:17 <Mort-> Its in player guide
02:34 <Mort-> Which is given to anyone playing lof
02:49 <Mort-> I actually have sd player guide as well
05:11 <Ulzef> i have random AP books for Items and classes and the like
06:35 <Mekkis> I think I got one
06:50 <Mekkis> because the Dream Journal is Just That Good
09:00 <Mort-> Hm
09:25 <Mort-> What do i bring if I'm going to carrion hill
15:11 <Avatar> what book is dream journal in again
23:02 <Mort-> Pathfinder adventure #27 what lies in dust
24:44 <Avatar> that might be worth $13 just for the journal
25:00 <Avatar> I did buy a t-shirt
34:15 <Steven> rawr!
34:35 <Steven> what up
39:48 <Wrothmonk> Youtube is the sworn enemy of sleep.
40:02 <Steven> no... thats cocaine
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17:53 <Ulzef> you still around mek?
21:40 <Steven> he might not be, but im here, which is better
21:52 <Steven> cause im more helpful...
21:54 <Steven> okay not really
22:07 <Steven> im totaly half ass
22:16 <Ulzef> lol except for when i want to ask him something for WotW
28:16 <Mekkis> I'm sort of here
29:19 <Ulzef> you care if i roll up a secoundary for WotW bourd atm and have a idea for a character i wanna tinker with
30:49 <Ulzef> and i find its always good to have a back up concept for when you die which seems to happen in pathfinder
22:56 <Mekkis> Ulzef, actually, I'd rather you wait until after next session before you roll up a backup character
23:24 <Ulzef> kk
23:26 <Mekkis> because over the next two sessions, there should be a lot of changes
23:27 <Ulzef> np
23:45 <Mekkis> also, I need to ask a few questions of your character
24:27 <Ulzef> sure what you need to know
30:00 <Mekkis> what do you think of the second version of the crate?
30:39 <Ulzef> yeah was nice 
30:47 <Ulzef> now to get it on some shirts
31:33 <Mekkis> I'll need to adjust the text first
32:38 <Mekkis> hmmm
32:56 <Mekkis> the text on the faction symbol is different to the text on the T-Shirt
36:51 <Mekkis> also: Vistaprint doesn't colour-match well
36:58 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Andoran_swordbomber_T-Shirt.jpg
37:30 * Mort- lurks
38:26 * Mekkis puts a laser dot on Mort- 
38:34 * Mort- appears
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39:11 * Mort- pads out into the sunlight then pulls her hood over her neck
39:44 <Mort-> Argh the light. The LIGHT!
39:49 <Mekkis> you're conspicuously trying to appear inconspicuous
39:56 <Mekkis> or... you're a dhampir!
39:57 <Hydrazine> Mortpire?
40:36 <Mekkis> last time I was in Andoran, I successfully drew on the crowd's xenophobia of dhampir!
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40:55 <Mort-> Dude. I can't stand raw garlic
41:04 <Mort-> Pallies make me sneeza
41:05 <Mekkis> mmmm
41:06 <Mort-> Sneeze.
41:07 <Mekkis> garlic
41:20 <Mort-> And i have to have a rare steak occasionally
41:22 * Mekkis rolls up an Italian paladin!
41:56 <Mort-> I tried satisfying my cravings for blood with blood cockles but ended up with a stomach ache
41:57 <Mort-> :(
42:17 <Mekkis> you should get in the nice box, Mort-
42:27 <Mekkis> and join the Spirit!
43:06 <Mort-> No?
43:14 <Mort-> You're trying to crate me
43:26 <Mekkis> Would I really do such a thing to you?
43:29 <Mort-> Or. I could be hung over
43:43 <Mort-> They had really good white wine out there
43:47 <Mort-> Muscato
44:02 <Mort-> Sweet. Like drinking cherries
45:48 <Mort-> Oh wonderful stuff.
46:07 * Mort- casts penumbra on herself
46:11 <Mort-> Betterp
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54:32 <niconorsk> Morning folks
54:44 <Ballig> sup
55:05 <Wrothmonk> Hello
56:58 <Avatar> yo
58:44 <EricMcG> We all here for Devil You Know?
59:01 <Wrothmonk> Yup
59:02 <Avatar> is mekkis here
00:33 <EricMcG> guessing no
00:34 <Avatar> maybe I should start scheduling mekkis games 30 minutes later than what he sets
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00:39 <Wrothmonk> brb computer having meltdown on response, need to restart
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01:22 <EricMcG> And end time 2 hours later?
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04:52 <Wrothmonk> Ok sorry about that… Colloquy starts bugging out every once in a while.
05:04 <Avatar> lol macs
05:14 <Wrothmonk> Lol buggy program, not my computer
06:44 <Tashes> Morning
06:56 <Wrothmonk> Good evening.
10:23 <Wrothmonk> So who is bringing what? I can bring a level 1 summoner or a 3 sorcerer 
10:54 <Hydrazine> Ah, so you did make a summoner?
11:28 <Wrothmonk> Yup
11:36 <Wrothmonk> Gnome summoner obsessed with dragons :D
13:23 <niconorsk> level 3 wizard or level 1 melee alchemist
13:44 <Tashes> Fork and Spork. Barbarians. L2.
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17:18 <Wrothmonk> I have no clue what happened there...
17:56 <EricMcG> Ninja Level 2
20:21 <Mekkis> Avatar, maybe you should stop multiply compensating for DST
20:38 <Avatar> what is multiply compensating
21:11 <Mekkis> whn I gave you the time, I already compensated for DST. Then you put it back an hour, assuming I hadn't
21:28 <Avatar> I put in the time you gave me, I didn't change anything
21:45 <Avatar> you sounded like you had it worked out
23:57 <Wrothmonk> Is there such a thing as tier 2-3? Or will I have to bring my summoner.
24:45 <Wrothmonk> subtier*
24:57 <Mekkis> there's 1-2 and 3-4
25:11 <Wrothmonk> I'll bring my summoner then.
25:24 <Wrothmonk> since it looks like the majority will be 2s.
25:32 <Mekkis> and if there are more than four players, I would strongly recommend uptiering
26:52 <Wrothmonk> hem… maybe we could pull it off.
27:00 <niconorsk> If you bring your sorcerer and I bring my wizard. We'll be 3, 3, 2, 2, 2. Should handle 3-4
27:02 <Mekkis> it's a season 1
27:14 <Wrothmonk> Alright
27:40 <niconorsk> Plus Sutekh is supoosed to be here with a 6th
27:59 <Mekkis> (which pushes up the APL)
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28:09 <Wrothmonk> APL?
28:21 <niconorsk> average party level
28:21 <EricMcG> I'm fine with playing up
28:44 <Wrothmonk> three 3s and three 2s, sounds good to up tier to me.
29:21 <Mekkis> (hell, you probably wouldn't have that much trouble at 6-7, but it's not really legal to do it that way)
29:27 <Wrothmonk> heh.
29:38 <Wrothmonk> Sorcerer it is.
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29:53 <Wrothmonk> Finally will get up to 4
30:18 <niconorsk> three 3s and three 2s don't really get a choice as far as I can work out. They have to play at 3-4
32:13 <Wrothmonk> How much str does two handing a one handed weapon add?
32:21 <Mekkis> .5
32:45 <Tashes> 3-4 sounds fine.
33:06 <Avatar> play up to 6-7 !
33:11 <Avatar> think of the gp
33:16 <Wrothmonk> Really? less than normal then?
33:20 <EricMcG> 1.5, so +2->+3
33:30 <Wrothmonk> oh 1.5
33:36 <Wrothmonk> Thats good.
33:37 <Tashes> You said how much does it ADD.
33:43 <Tashes> Mekkis answered correctly.
33:46 <Wrothmonk> I meant total.
33:52 <Wrothmonk> But ok
35:13 <EricMcG> Who can heal?
35:44 <Wrothmonk> My sorcer has a UMD of 8, he's in melee though so may be healing himself most likely.
36:07 <EricMcG> My UMD is 7
37:37 <niconorsk> Well, out of combat healing will have to do I guess
38:53 <Wrothmonk> So are we using the new CA or the norm?
39:02 <Wrothmonk> normal*
40:03 <Mekkis> let's use the normal one
40:29 <EricMcG> 2.2 build 103?
41:19 <Wrothmonk> K, saves me processing power since I don't have to use a second program to run it.
42:00 <Mekkis> yeah
42:14 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, you should build your own CA
42:35 <Mekkis> (my version has zooming hacked into it)
43:01 <Wrothmonk> What language is it written in?
43:06 <Mekkis> C++
43:16 <Mekkis> using qt framework
43:16 <Wrothmonk> Hrm, haven't gotten around to learning that yet.
43:21 <Mekkis> Is everyone here?
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43:59 <niconorsk> Missing Sutekh still I think
43:59 <Wrothmonk> I haven't seen Sutekh but thats it.
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44:29 <Mekkis> PM me names and factions and PFS numbers
44:33 <Rumil> Oktrag? What race are you?
44:39 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Mekkis
44:39 <Oktrag> dwarf
44:57 ChanOP gives voice to Oktrag
45:00 <Rumil> Sounds more like orc to me. But idk much PFS background.
45:01 ChanOP gives voice to Rumil
45:03 ChanOP gives voice to Spork
45:15 Mekkis gives voice to Fork
45:16 ChanOP gives voice to Neko
46:27 <Oktrag> I honestly didn't think that much about it when I chose the name. Hate coming up with them
46:36 <Rumil> Heh
46:49 <Rumil> I always use a random name generator and choose one that sounds good.
48:03 <Mekkis> Fork/Spork?
48:23 <Rumil> I got swearing in a faction mission? My goodness somebody did something wrong...
48:28 <Spork> Sorry. Babysitting Fork.
51:33 <Mekkis> could I get skype names?
51:49 <Oktrag> niconorsk
52:14 <Rumil> Wroth or Wrothmonk here, it seems to show up back and forth
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53:12 <Neko> Shutsky1
56:30 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
00:18 <Mekkis> Venture-Captain Hestia Themis, a small, unassuming woman
00:18 <Mekkis> of Taldan heritage with dark hair and eyes, holds a large
00:18 <Mekkis> sheaf of papers in her small hands and clears her throat. Her
00:18 <Mekkis> booming voice, the antithesis of her stature, fills the main hall
00:18 <Mekkis> of the small Pathfinder Lodge in the Taldan city of Cassomir.
00:20 <Mekkis>  
00:27 <Mekkis> “One of our own has been kidnapped. Pathfinder Cestis was
00:27 <Mekkis> taken just days ago from a relics auction in the Imperial Naval
00:27 <Mekkis> Shipyards, and we believe his dissapearance to be related to
00:27 <Mekkis> the six dozen or so kidnappings of the last several months.
00:27 <Mekkis> Now that one of our own is missing, this has become a Society
00:27 <Mekkis> matter—something we’ll get to the bottom of.”
00:28 <Mekkis>  
00:36 <Mekkis> Themis gestures to a teenage boy standing beside her, who
00:36 <Mekkis> nervously regards his surroundings and sweats profusely,
00:36 <Mekkis> his thick brown hair matted and wet against his head. “This
00:36 <Mekkis> is Nefti, the assistant to the biggest thorn in my side in
00:36 <Mekkis> Cassomir—an agent of the Aspis Consortium named Kafar.
00:36 <Mekkis> Kafar is also missing, taken from the same relics auction along
00:36 <Mekkis> with Pathfinder Cestis and a dozen other citizens of Cassomir.
00:36 <Mekkis> Nefti was at the auction, saw where a small group of the
00:36 <Mekkis> kidnapped victims were taken, and his handlers in Cassomir
00:36 <Mekkis> have give us access to him so that he might guide us to our
00:36 <Mekkis> missing Pathfinder. If you happen to find Kafar...” Themis
00:36 <Mekkis> grinds her teeth. “Let him go, per the agreement I’ve just
00:36 <Mekkis> made with his superiors. Your priority is Cestis, and I think
00:36 <Mekkis> Nefti can lead you to him. Any questions?”
01:49 <Spork> So we gots to find people, bash the buggers who took em, an' let the Aspis git go?
02:22 <Mekkis> "You're assigned with finding Cestis."
02:40 <Mekkis> "Intact"
02:40 * Fork scratches his head.
02:53 <Fork> Gots to have a few people to steal a dozen at the same time..
03:00 <Neko> Time limit?
03:15 <Fork> I mean, even Spork here could only carry maybe three humans at once..
05:27 <Mekkis> "That depends what happens."
06:05 <Mekkis> "Any further questions?"
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08:41 <Mekkis> You leave the pathfinder lodge with Nefti.
09:17 <Rumil> brb grabbing a snack before things get hairy
10:05 <Rumil> Back
10:06 <Mekkis> Nefti leads you to the derelict docks district, where many shady and dirty characters are.
10:09 <Fork> So, Nefti, ya saw the whole thing huh? How many of 'em was it takin' people?
10:25 <Mekkis> "About ten"
11:22 <Mekkis> Eventually, he leads you to a boarded-up tavern. A fresh coat of white paint glistens on half the outside walls. A sign out the front indicates that it is the "Inn of the Unlucky Sailor".
11:52 <Spork> Why would ya ever name an inn unlucky? Puts customers off right from the start..
12:01 <Mekkis> The roof leans slightly toward the harbor, as if at any moment the entire thing could come off and slide into the ocean. The dock leading up to the inn is made of rotting wood connected to thick, rank-smelling pilings. Several small rowboats are currently tied up along its length.
12:46 <Neko> !roll d20+6
12:47 <dicebot> Neko, d20+6: [d20] 6
12:56 <Neko> !roll 1d20+6
12:56 <dicebot> Neko, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
13:14 <Mekkis> you don't see anyone paying particular attention to it
14:17 <Oktrag> "And this was where the kidnappers went then?"
14:21 <Neko> Looks clear, check inside?
14:22 <Mekkis> "It's in here. I'll... Wait out here."
14:41 * Rumil shall go in last
14:45 <Mekkis> give me colours and sizes, and connect to diebot.ti4200.info
14:48 <Fork> Figured maybe he just wanted a drink before he shows us where they went..
15:11 <Rumil> Light blue, medium sized
15:11 <Spork> Green, medium.
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15:16 <Oktrag> pink, medium
15:20 <Fork> More green, still medium. Greener than Spork.
15:40 <Neko> Blue Medium
16:29 * Fork takes out his greatsword, frowns at it, gives it to Spork and takes his brother's axe.
16:42 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info has address 220.239.67.17
19:05 <Spork> Which way we goin'?
19:19 * Spork looks at the rest of the group.
19:38 * Rumil shrugs idk, I can't see a thing yet
19:51 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/seaside_tavern.jpg Put that in your CA images directory
19:52 <Oktrag> "One door is as good as the next one"
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22:18 <Rumil> "Please no breaking and entering… That always causes the most trouble"
22:23 <Neko> unlock door take 10 for a 20
22:35 <Mekkis> you unlock the door
22:55 <Neko> After you sirs...
23:08 * Spork pushes Fork in.
23:25 <Rumil> Wait scratch that, this is supposedly their base.
23:28 <Mekkis> the door doesn't open
23:36 <Mekkis> it appears to be barred
24:01 * Rumil shall try the door just north of them
24:06 <Fork> Ain't openin.
24:33 <Rumil> East side  at Z 12/13
25:01 <Spork> Sure ya don't just want me to kick it?
25:34 <Neko> kick it in then...
26:16 <Rumil> Wouldn't I be with the rest of the group?
26:23 <Spork> Spork kicks!
26:39 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 strength the door down!
26:39 <diebot> Spork, strength the door down!: [1d20=4] 9
26:52 * Fork laughs at Spork.
26:53 <Fork> Out the way!
27:06 <Rumil> Do thugs start pouring out of the door?
27:09 <Rumil> :P
27:16 * Fork axes the door, aiming for the hinges.
27:17 <Mekkis> no
27:23 <Rumil> Darn
27:27 <Mekkis> damage?
27:45 <Fork> !throw 1d12+7
27:46 <diebot> Fork, 1d12+7: [1d12=7] 14
28:03 <Mekkis> the door is still intact, but is appearing beaten up
28:11 <Fork> I'm the strong brother.. er..
28:44 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+4
28:45 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+4: [1d8=1] 5
29:28 <Spork> !throw hacks at it with a greatsword.
29:35 <Spork> !throw 2d6+7
29:36 <diebot> Spork, 2d6+7: [2d6=1,4] 12
29:57 <Fork> Why'd ya pick the strong door?
30:12 * Fork gives it one more shot.
30:18 <Fork> !throw 1d12+7
30:18 <diebot> Fork, 1d12+7: [1d12=9] 16
31:11 * Rumil shall limbo!!!
31:23 * Fork goes over rather than under
31:47 * Spork follows Fork.
32:01 <Mekkis> you hear some laughing and some squeaking
32:08 <Neko> V22 and listen at door
32:11 <Rumil> Of mice and men...
33:21 <Rumil> Probably squeaky floors
33:29 <Neko> Like rats
33:34 <Rumil> Dire rats!
33:45 <Fork> We goin' in?
33:52 <Neko> we are
34:03 * Rumil looks at fork "Want to bash this one in as well"
34:20 <Rumil> left one more please
35:20 <Rumil> "Maybe this isn't the right place..."
35:21 <Fork> Open the door same time as me?
35:30 * Fork puts his hand on the knob and waits for Neko
36:03 <Neko> Ikasai!
36:43 * Fork opens the door. If it opens.
37:07 <Mekkis> the door opens. A figure standing beside a cage of rats kicks it to the floor.
37:35 <Mekkis> There are several figures in the corner, cowering, someone at the bar who appears in very poor shape
37:43 <Mekkis> and three large rats.
38:57 <Mekkis> initiative
39:07 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
39:07 <diebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=1] 3
39:09 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
39:09 <diebot> Fork, initiative: [1d20=14] 16
39:13 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8
39:13 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26
39:14 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
39:15 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=2] 4
39:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1;1d20+3;1d20+6
39:19 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=17] 16; 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9; 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
39:25 <Neko> !roll 1d20+3 init
39:25 <dicebot> Neko, init: [1d20=15] 18
42:05 <Mekkis> Neko, Fork, Rumil: fort saves
42:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
42:10 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
42:12 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 fort
42:13 <diebot> Fork, fort: [1d20=17] 23
42:17 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 fortitude
42:17 <dicebot> Rumil, fortitude: [1d20=6] 9
42:17 <Neko> !roll 1d20+1 Fort
42:18 <dicebot> Neko, Fort: [1d20=15] 16
43:34 <Mekkis> Oktrag, fortitude save
43:49 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+3
43:49 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
44:00 <Mekkis> !spell flare
44:01 <diebot> Mekkis, FLARE evocation ([light]) bard 0, druid 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)  Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
44:01 <diebot> This cantrip creates a burst of light. If you cause the light to burst in front of a single creature, that creature is dazzled for 1 minute unless it makes a successful Fortitude save. Sightless creatures, as well as creatures already dazzled, are not affected by flare.
44:36 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
45:45 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
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49:00 <Neko> V22, W21, X20, W19
50:01 <Neko> !roll 1d20+4 attack1
50:01 <dicebot> Neko, attack1: [1d20=14] 18
50:11 <Mekkis> hits
50:34 <Neko> !roll 1d20+4 confirm crit
50:34 <dicebot> Neko, confirm crit: [1d20=12] 16
50:58 <Neko> !roll 1d6+1
50:58 <dicebot> Neko, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
51:29 <Mekkis> Rumil, Fork 
51:30 <Neko> Ninja Strike!
51:31 <Mekkis> fort saves
51:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
51:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
51:50 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3
51:51 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
52:07 <Rumil> 19/26
52:07 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 fort
52:07 <diebot> Fork, fort: [1d20=10] 16
52:25 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
52:32 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save against distraction
52:41 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 fort
52:41 <diebot> Fork, fort: [1d20=4] 10
52:56 <Fork> Bloody rats!
53:10 <Fork> 5ft north
53:39 <Mekkis> the rat bits at Fork 
53:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
53:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
54:02 <Mekkis> the other rat bites Fork 
54:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
54:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
54:36 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
54:37 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
55:01 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
55:25 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 fort
55:25 <dicebot> Rumil, fort: [1d20=12] 15
56:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
56:57 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
57:09 <Rumil> !roll 3d4 burning hands
57:09 <dicebot> Rumil, burning hands: [3d4=1,3,2] 6
58:01 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
58:24 <Spork> move action to take out a flask of acid, standard to throw it at the swarm.
58:31 <Mekkis> roll attack
58:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 attack
58:38 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=4] 6
58:55 <Spork> v23
59:26 <Mekkis> !rng V22 V24 W23 W22 W24 U22 U23 U24
59:27 <diebot> Mekkis, V24
59:55 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
00:09 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+1
00:09 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
00:13 <Mekkis> !rng V22 V24 W23 W22 W24 U22 U23 U24
00:14 <diebot> Mekkis, W22
00:39 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
01:02 <Oktrag> 22/23
01:04 <Neko> Jump up onto counter
01:18 <Neko> V18
02:07 <Neko> !roll 1d20+5 attack (with height)
02:07 <dicebot> Neko, attack (with height): [1d20=20] 25
02:24 <Neko> !roll 1d20+5 confirm
02:24 <dicebot> Neko, confirm: [1d20=8] 13
02:32 <Neko> !roll 1d6+1
02:32 <dicebot> Neko, 1d6+1: [1d6=6] 7
02:39 <Neko> Ninja Strike!
03:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
03:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
03:14 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 fort
03:14 <diebot> Spork, fort: [1d20=20] 26
03:17 <Oktrag> !roll 1d20+2
03:18 <dicebot> Oktrag, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
04:01 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
04:12 <Oktrag> HP 18/23
04:49 <Fork> Fork 5fts north and attacks the #1 rat, biting at the unmarked opponent north of it
05:27 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8 greataxe; 3d6+10 damage
05:27 <diebot> Fork, greataxe: [1d20=8] 16; damage: [3d6=1,5,4] 20
06:03 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+3
06:03 <diebot> Fork, bite: [1d20=17] 19; 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
06:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
06:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
06:36 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
08:07 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5
08:07 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
08:25 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+4
08:26 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+4: [1d8=3] 7
08:36 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
08:38 <Mekkis> make a fort save
08:42 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 fort
08:43 <diebot> Spork, fort: [1d20=3] 9
08:50 <Mekkis> you're nauseated
09:09 <Spork> move W and N
09:18 <Spork> ...E too
09:29 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
09:33 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
09:39 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+2
09:39 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
10:42 <Mekkis> it's now Neko
10:45 <Mekkis> 's turn
11:41 <Neko> guy by bar see if he needs healing
12:17 <Neko> !roll 1d20+7 UMD on CLW wand
12:17 <dicebot> Neko, UMD on CLW wand: [1d20=3] 10
12:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
12:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
12:41 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 fortitude!
12:41 <dicebot> Rumil, fortitude!: [1d20=4] 7
12:43 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
12:44 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+2
12:44 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
12:56 <Oktrag> HP 16/23
13:02 <Fork> 5ft south
13:15 <Rumil> 16/26
13:22 <Fork> attack the swarm at v23 with my extra range
13:56 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8 axe; 3d6+10 damage; 1d20+4 bite; 1d6+5 damage
13:56 <diebot> Fork, axe: [1d20=11] 19; damage: [3d6=2,1,5] 18; bite: [1d20=3] 7; damage: [1d6=2] 7
14:49 <Mekkis> the swarm breaks up
15:58 <Neko> can we assume UMD eventually works, or roll each time?
16:50 <Spork> Oh! Magic sticks! Fork's got one of them.
17:08 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 using wand on Oktrag UMD
17:09 <dicebot> Rumil, using wand on Oktrag UMD: [1d20=20] 28
17:13 <Oktrag> !throw 1d8+1
17:13 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
17:31 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 my own wand UMD
17:31 <dicebot> Rumil, my own wand UMD: [1d20=13] 21
17:38 <Oktrag> HP 22/23
17:39 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+1
17:39 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
17:51 <Rumil> 24/26
18:04 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (guy by bar)
18:05 <diebot> Neko, UMD (guy by bar): [1d20=12] 19
18:06 * Fork raises a hand
18:10 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (guy by bar)
18:11 <diebot> Neko, UMD (guy by bar): [1d20=19] 26
18:20 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
18:20 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
18:49 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD on Neko
18:49 <diebot> Neko, UMD on Neko: [1d20=5] 12
18:52 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD on Neko
18:52 <diebot> Neko, UMD on Neko: [1d20=8] 15
18:54 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD on Neko
18:54 <diebot> Neko, UMD on Neko: [1d20=10] 17
18:55 <Mekkis> "Who are you guys?"
18:59 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD on Neko
18:59 <diebot> Neko, UMD on Neko: [1d20=12] 19
19:04 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD on Neko
19:04 <diebot> Neko, UMD on Neko: [1d20=14] 21
19:09 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
19:09 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
19:13 <Fork> We're here to save the day!
19:16 * Rumil will walk over to the guy that was tied up
19:31 <Rumil> "Here to rescue you, and who might you be?"
19:33 <Neko> Nkeo Buru, and you are named?
19:59 <Mekkis> "I have connections. Untie me."
20:15 <Mekkis> "I am Kafar, of the Aspis Consortium."
20:37 <Neko> We have questions Kafar, about others taken
20:58 <Mekkis> "Who do you represent?"
21:30 <Neko> associates of the Aspis, for today at least
21:38 <Fork> We are? Oh.
21:58 <Mekkis> "What in all of Asmodeus' hells is going on?"
22:57 <Rumil> "You were kidnapped, we don't know why yet."
23:12 * Rumil will untie him
23:14 <Spork> "You was tied up, we killed that bugger, untied you. Little gratitude goes a long way these days you know.."
23:26 <Rumil> unless somebody else untied him
23:39 <Mekkis> "Thanks. They wanted to enslave us."
23:47 <Rumil> "Lovely."
23:52 <Neko> "Someone doesn't like you. They are collecting shipworkers. 
24:00 <Rumil> sarcasm
24:18 <Mekkis> "It's disgusting. I was at the auction, looking at bidding on some relics, when suddenly, all these guys come out from nowhere, surround us, and take us here."
24:35 * Oktrag goes to the other tied up prisoners.
24:46 <Mekkis> "I mean.. Cassomir's barbaric, but I didn't think it was this bad. I think you should get the authorities to prosecute this!"
24:46 * Spork goes with Oktrag
24:55 * Rumil shall go with as well asking names
25:02 <Rumil> as prisoners are untied
25:16 <Neko> "Do you, DID ANYONE, overhear where the others were taken?"
25:48 <Neko> (to Kafar and the other prisoners)
26:33 <Mekkis> one of the prisoners speaks up
27:03 <Mekkis> "Someone was talking about "shipping 'em out on the Prancing Pony."
27:06 <Mekkis> "
27:36 <Neko> "do you mean "Prancing Prince"?"
28:03 <Mekkis> "Could have been prince, could have been pony."
28:28 <Neko> "thank you sir."
28:48 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+7
28:48 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26
28:55 <Neko> !throw 1d20+5 local to aid
28:55 <diebot> Neko, local to aid: [1d20=13] 18
30:10 <Neko> "it is likely a Qadiran ship"
30:31 <Mekkis> "They were talking about taking them to the Chelaxian market."
31:19 <Neko> "Chelaxian Market in a different city?"
31:39 * Oktrag asks the other prisoners who they are
31:59 <tashphones> Taking the hobbies to Isengaard!
32:15 <Rumil> "Well lets ask around the port for a ship named prancing pony or prancing prince."
32:21 <Spork> "So, we go look round the docks, find the boat, bust out the prisoners and we're done!"
32:36 <Rumil> "Well we have to make sure its the right boat."
32:54 <Neko> "Almost. There are a couple of other things I wish to do on the Prancing Prince."
33:15 <Mekkis> the one who's been talking identifies himself as Jwari the Auctioneer. There are three nobles, and an imperial navy guard.
34:36 <Neko> "Sir Jwari, have you heard of such a ship by that name?"
35:27 <Spork> We
35:36 <Oktrag> To Jwari: "I might be interested in doing some business, but I need to rescue the other prisoners first. Where might I find you later?"
35:40 <Mekkis> "Not by name, no..."
35:49 <Mekkis> he gives Oktrag his address
35:56 <Neko> "Shall we be off on our respective businesses?"
36:28 <Spork> "We got prisoners to find! And a boat. Or atleast just prisoners."
36:44 <Neko> to the harbourmaster
36:47 <Mekkis> ok
37:34 <Mekkis> you visit the port authorities, and they give you directions to the Prancing Prince. "It came in a few days ago. It's set to be leaving early next week."
37:48 <Mekkis> "They just wanted to pick up supplies."
38:08 <Mekkis> "I imagine the crew's doing some R&R until they leave..."
38:39 <Spork> "Supplies! Ofcourse! To to Prince!"
42:22 <Neko> "I have need of an item from the captain's quarters."
43:01 <Neko> crickets
44:13 <Rumil> 4/6 level 1 spells
45:13 <Neko> Looking for captain's quarters
45:21 * Rumil helps Neko look
45:49 <Neko> Search for logbook
46:17 <Mekkis> Neko, perception?
46:24 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 perception
46:25 <diebot> Neko, perception: [1d20=11] 17
46:29 <Mekkis> you find a logbook
46:57 <Fork> So, which bit of a boat do ya keep the prisoners in?
47:03 <Neko> i'll put it in my backpack for now
47:05 <Rumil> The cargo hold?
47:10 <Mekkis> ok
47:26 <Neko> cargo hold
47:51 <Rumil> Second please
47:58 <Spork> Spork then Fork.
48:04 <Rumil> then Rumil I guess
48:38 <Fork> Huh..
48:43 <Rumil> "Strange..."
48:51 <Fork> "Down more then?"
49:07 <Neko> "Check the back room?"
49:32 <Rumil> "They must have used it all."
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51:01 * Rumil casts dancing lights
51:21 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 perception 
51:22 <diebot> Neko, perception: [1d20=8] 14
51:28 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+9
51:28 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+9: [1d20=11] 20
51:32 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 perception
51:32 <diebot> Fork, perception: [1d20=9] 12
51:33 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 perception
51:33 <dicebot> Rumil, perception: [1d20=6] 9
51:35 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 perception
51:35 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=2] 5
52:46 <Rumil> "Hello, are you prisoners?"
53:11 <Fork> "Probably gagged. Lets go!"
53:31 <Fork> Fork will
53:34 <Spork> And Spork
53:36 <Rumil> I shall
54:39 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
54:39 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=17] 19
54:41 <Neko> !throw 1d20+3 Init
54:41 <diebot> Neko, Init: [1d20=9] 12
54:43 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8
54:44 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+8: [1d20=13] 21
54:46 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
54:46 <diebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=18] 20
54:47 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
54:48 <diebot> Fork, initiative: [1d20=3] 5
54:54 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
54:55 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
55:26 * Rumil cries out in pain?
55:32 <Spork> spider senses?
55:47 <Rumil> Spider wizard, spider wizard, does whatever a spider wizard does.
57:36 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
57:37 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
58:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
58:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
58:22 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3
58:22 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
58:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+3 damage
58:33 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=3] 6
58:44 <Rumil> 18/26
58:52 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
59:00 <Rumil> Ow
59:55 <Rumil> So mage armor doesn't stack with normal armor?
00:00 <Rumil> at all?
00:04 <Mekkis> correct
00:21 <Rumil> Its only useful for touch then for me :/
00:38 <Mekkis> actually, it doesn't help against touch, except by incorporeal creatures
00:45 <Rumil> ...
00:54 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
00:55 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
01:03 <Mekkis> Rumil, fortitude save
01:16 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3
01:16 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
01:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+3
01:24 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+3: [1d6=5] 8
01:28 <Rumil> 10/26
01:31 <Mekkis> <?stunned
01:32 <diebot> You're screwed.
01:42 <Mekkis_> <?stunned
01:43 <diebot> A stunned creature drops everything held, can't take actions, takes a 2 penalty to AC, and loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any). // Attackers receive a +4 bonus on attack rolls to perform combat maneuvers against a stunned opponent.
02:03 <Mekkis_> !throw 1d20+2
02:04 <diebot> Mekkis_, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
02:15 <Mekkis_> !throw 2#1d20+2
02:16 <diebot> Mekkis_, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=3] 5
02:21 <Mekkis_> !throw 1d6+3
02:22 <diebot> Mekkis_, 1d6+3: [1d6=1] 4
02:26 <Mekkis_> !throw 2#1d20+2
02:27 <diebot> Mekkis_, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18, [1d20=1] 3
02:28 <Rumil> 6/26 damage
02:33 <Mekkis_> !throw 1d6+3
02:34 <diebot> Mekkis_, 1d6+3: [1d6=4] 7
02:40 <Rumil> -1/26
02:49 <Rumil> HALP
03:01 <Mekkis_> it's now Spork 
03:03 <Mekkis_> 's turn
03:14 <Spork> Is there space down there?
03:27 <Mekkis_> yeah, you should be able to move down there
03:37 <Rumil> just an FYI I have a wand of CLW normally on my belt.
03:48 <Spork> Spork rages and jumps down to help Rumil!
04:06 <Rumil> Don't jump on top of me please!
04:10 <Rumil> that would hurt!
04:12 <Spork> ...killing all the buggers so someone else can help Rumil?
04:29 <Mekkis_> ok
04:31 <Mekkis_> so
04:37 <Mekkis_> what are you doing?
04:53 <Spork> killgng things. Like 4 and 2.
05:17 <Spork> sword at 4, bite at 2, make angry noises at the rest of them.
05:48 <Mekkis_> you get a single attack
05:50 <Mekkis_> make it
05:50 <Spork> !throw 1d20+10 greatsword attack 4; 2d6+10 damage
05:50 <diebot> Spork, greatsword attack 4: [1d20=10] 20; damage: [2d6=2,6] 18
06:15 <Mekkis_> !throw 1d20+3
06:16 <diebot> Mekkis_, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
06:19 <Spork> hits
06:22 <Mekkis_> fortitude save
06:27 <Mekkis_> !throw 1d6+3
06:28 <diebot> Mekkis_, 1d6+3: [1d6=4] 7
06:36 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 fort
06:36 <diebot> Spork, fort: [1d20=13] 21
06:44 <Mekkis_> it's now Rumil's turn
06:49 <Mekkis_> roll to stabilise
06:59 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+1
06:59 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
07:11 <Mekkis_> it's now Fork's turn
07:20 <Mekkis_> it's now Neko's turn
07:25 <Rumil> -2/26
07:46 <Neko> can I attack from P3 or jump to P4?
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08:24 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
08:25 <diebot> Neko, acrobatics: [1d20=13] 21
08:49 <Neko> !throw 1d20+4 slash3
08:49 <diebot> Neko, slash3: [1d20=2] 6
09:04 <Mekkis_> it's now Fork's turn
09:34 <Fork> delay.
10:05 <Mekkis_> it's now Oktrag's turn
12:24 <Oktrag> !throw 2d4+2
12:24 <diebot> Oktrag, 2d4+2: [2d4=2,1] 5
12:54 <Mekkis_> !throw 6#1d20+2
12:56 <diebot> Mekkis_, 6#1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11, [1d20=6] 8, [1d20=4] 6, [1d20=14] 16, [1d20=3] 5, [1d20=11] 13
13:05 <Spork> 16 ac with rage.
13:14 <Mekkis_> !throw 1d6+3 damage
13:15 <diebot> Mekkis_, damage: [1d6=3] 6
13:20 <Mekkis_> it's now Spork's turn
13:27 <Spork> payback!
14:15 <Spork> !throw 1d20+10 sword at 3; 2d6+10 damage; 1d20+4 bite 2; 1d4+3 damage
14:16 <diebot> Spork, sword at 3: [1d20=1] 11; damage: [2d6=3,6] 19; bite 2: [1d20=16] 20; damage: [1d4=1] 4
14:33 <Spork> no space E is there?
14:43 <Mekkis_> no
14:51 <Mekkis_> it's now Rumil's turn. Roll your stabilisation in sectret:
15:05 <Mekkis_> secret: !throw 1d20+modifiers @Mekkis
15:33 <Rumil> !roll 1d20 @Mekis
16:45 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
16:50 <Neko> 5' to O5 (what are they using for weapons?)
16:59 <Mekkis> they're not
17:12 <Fork> fork undelays
17:14 <Fork> after
17:16 <Mekkis> ok
17:17 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 slash3
17:17 <diebot> Neko, slash3: [1d20=20] 26
17:21 <Mekkis> nice
17:28 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 confirm
17:28 <diebot> Neko, confirm: [1d20=7] 13
17:44 <Neko> !throw 2d6+1
17:44 <diebot> Neko, 2d6+1: [2d6=6,5] 12
18:09 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
18:25 <Fork> Fork rages and gets on down to fill the empty spot
18:36 <Fork> Sure.
18:40 <Mekkis> give me an acrobatics
18:41 <Fork> !throw 1d6 nonlethal
18:41 <diebot> Fork, nonlethal: [1d6=3] 3
18:49 <Mekkis> sure
18:52 <Fork> Oh wait, fork actually has Acrobatics
19:04 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3
19:05 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
19:36 <Fork> Out of move, or can 5ft W?
19:45 <Fork> Excellent.
19:55 <Fork> Fork moves in and smashes #2.
20:14 <Fork> !throw 1d20+12; 1d12+13
20:14 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+12: [1d20=6] 18; 1d12+13: [1d12=2] 15
20:18 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
20:43 <Spork> Ask him nicely?
20:48 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20=1
20:48 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20=1: [1d20=1] 2
21:03 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+2
21:04 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6, [1d20=7] 9
21:06 <Neko> (I throw down my wepaons...)
21:08 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
21:24 <Spork> Spork does not offer a surrender.
21:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20+12 attack; 2d6+13 damage
21:39 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=17] 29; damage: [2d6=4,5] 22
21:39 <Mekkis> of course not, he's retarded
21:50 <Mekkis> ok
21:54 <Spork> end rage.
21:57 <Neko> check Rumil
22:10 <Mekkis> Neko, heal check?
22:21 <Neko> !throw 1d20+1 Heal
22:22 <diebot> Neko, Heal: [1d20=12] 13
22:27 <Mekkis> he's alive
22:42 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (using his wand)
22:42 <diebot> Neko, UMD (using his wand): [1d20=17] 24
22:57 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
22:58 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
23:03 <Rumil> 7/26
23:13 <Neko> "Here you go"
23:32 <Rumil> "Thanks, and man did I miss a fight!"
23:48 <Rumil> "Although five guys stabbing you will do that..."
24:03 <Neko> "unless anyone else needs a wand used, I will search around the hold."
24:04 * Oktrag goes to the prisoners and says: "You're safe now" and starts freeing them
24:13 <Spork> I do! Got my own, too!
24:15 * Rumil starts asking names
24:18 * Spork hands Neko a wand.
24:36 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
24:36 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=7] 14
24:41 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
24:42 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=13] 20
24:50 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1 Spork
24:50 <diebot> Neko, Spork: [1d8=3] 4
25:00 <Neko> "need more"
25:05 <Spork> "Yes, thankya."
25:12 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
25:12 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=8] 15
25:14 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
25:15 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=4] 11
25:17 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
25:17 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=3] 10
25:19 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
25:20 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=4] 11
25:22 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD (on Spork)
25:23 <diebot> Neko, UMD (on Spork): [1d20=19] 26
25:27 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1 Spork
25:28 <diebot> Neko, Spork: [1d8=7] 8
25:33 <Spork> "Stubborn thing, that one?
25:39 <Neko> "how's that?"
25:45 * Rumil grabs a prisoner
25:46 <Mekkis> One of them identifies himself as Orfeo Bozbeyli, and another as Creighton Nish.
25:52 <Spork> "Better!"
26:06 <Neko> (returns wand)
26:31 <Neko> "Is Cestus among them?"
26:37 * Rumil helps Orfeo up
26:54 <Mekkis> no
27:01 <Oktrag> "So, any of you know anything about your kidnappers?"
27:07 <Mekkis> "They spoke orc."
27:19 <Rumil> "We need to talk, lets head up to the top of the ship"
27:29 <Mekkis> "If you insist..."
27:43 <Mekkis> Rumil takes a prisoner and heads upstairs
27:48 <Neko> "I wish to search the hold for a few minutes."
28:02 <Mekkis> what are you looking for, Neko 
28:14 <Neko> a box with a red X
28:22 <Mekkis> no
28:29 <Mekkis> you don't find any
28:39 <Neko> didn't think it would be that easy
30:42 <Mekkis> everyone make perception
30:51 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+9
30:52 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+9: [1d20=5] 14
30:53 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3
30:53 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
31:01 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 percpe
31:01 <diebot> Neko, percpe: [1d20=10] 16
34:44 <Rumil> Well this is the second time Rumil has almost died. Good thing I stablized
41:24 <Neko> I'm surprised he wears armour. 30% spell fail, still 20% with mithril
42:02 <Mekkis> mithril chain-shirt is 10%
42:03 <Oktrag> !search Rumil
42:07 <diebot> Oktrag, No items found.
42:14 <Mekkis> with arcane armour training, it's 0%
42:20 <Mekkis> !find Rumil
42:21 <Rumil> This^
42:21 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=492
42:28 <Neko> Ah
42:32 <Mekkis> it still uses all your swift actions
42:40 <Rumil> Yeah ik
42:42 <Mekkis> and wastes two feats
43:00 <Rumil> I know.
43:20 <tashphones> Dicebot: he's behind the sofa!
43:25 <Rumil> What I didn't know when I took those feats was that mage armor doesn't stack...
43:37 <Neko> Use Shield
44:18 <Mekkis> use a shield
44:29 <Mekkis> or just stay away from the front lines :S
44:38 <Mekkis> expecially when there are two retards in the party
45:00 <Neko> Shield spell is more effective for a sorc
45:19 <Mekkis> still a waste of actions
45:27 <Rumil> Yes, I know.
45:45 <Rumil> I didn't think anyone was down there besides the prisners.
45:49 <Neko> Magus would be a better class if you are melee inclined
45:50 <Mekkis> Blur is better
46:01 <Rumil> I didn't know about the magus when I created Rumil.
46:30 <Rumil> I'll be making one if Rumil dies.
46:42 <Rumil> I'm back, still chomping on chips a bit though
46:47 <Oktrag> back
47:02 <Spork> Our skype has died. Back though, trying to fix it.
48:02 <Rumil> I'm going to graba drink quick while spork/fork are sorting it out brb
48:10 <Mekkis> ok
48:49 <Mekkis> yay for dependency hell
49:07 <Mekkis> it shouldn't be so annoying to install LaTeX on my phone
50:21 <Oktrag> !find Fork
50:22 <dicebot> Oktrag, no results found. Give me a few minutes to update my database.
50:31 <Oktrag> !find Spork
50:36 <Mekkis> Spork/Fork?
50:45 <tashphones> They're children! Not retards!
50:45 <Spork> Hm?
51:00 <dicebot> Oktrag, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=527
52:33 <Spork> Word would be much better if it didn't think it could write better than you.
52:47 <tashphones> Its because your phone is derptarded. 
53:37 <Mekkis> !history 527
53:41 <diebot> Mekkis, r67 | vpsirc | 2013-02-18 02:25:35 -0500 (Mon, 18 Feb 2013) | 1 line
53:46 <tashphones> Mekkis is allergic to the simple way. 
55:08 <tashphones> You don't want Google to know you're a drug lord
55:25 <Mekkis> I don't want anyone to know that
55:34 <Mekkis> ...because it's not true 
55:38 <tashphones> Oh, sorry. I'll keep it quiet
56:39 <tashphones> Attention seeing handheld device
57:09 <tashphones> Mekkis' phone is destroying skype
57:30 <Neko> are we ready to continue?
57:54 <Rumil> Roll call!
57:58 <Rumil> Rumil present
57:59 <Fork> Spork!
58:04 <Spork> Fork!
58:07 <Oktrag> Yo
58:13 <Neko> ho
58:19 <tashphones> Forkysporky! 
58:28 <Mekkis> ok
58:46 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 stealth
58:46 <dicebot> Rumil, stealth: [1d20=18] 20
58:59 <Mekkis> you make it downstairs
59:10 <Rumil>  "Theres a woman coming towards the ship"
00:08 <Neko> "where do we ambush her?"
00:47 <Rumil> "We can't really."
00:48 <Spork> "same spot they got Rumil?"
00:59 <Rumil> "Theres an idea."
01:06 <Rumil> "It was rather effective against me."
01:14 * Rumil winces at wounds
01:19 <Neko> "it works for me, but hide the bodies"
01:34 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 umd myself
01:35 <dicebot> Rumil, umd myself: [1d20=17] 25
01:39 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+1
01:39 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
01:43 <Neko> I'll hide under stairs 
01:44 <Rumil> 13/26
02:09 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 second UMD
02:09 <dicebot> Rumil, second UMD: [1d20=19] 27
02:15 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+1
02:16 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
02:21 <Rumil> 18/26
02:30 <Spork> "Where ya want Fork to go?"
02:43 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 UMD, final heal
02:44 <dicebot> Rumil, UMD, final heal: [1d20=13] 21
02:51 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+1
02:52 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
02:58 <Rumil> 26/26 exactly, nice
03:19 * Rumil shall head back to the prisoners and pretend to be one of them
03:45 <Mekkis> Rumil, how are you trying to get the prisoners to act?
03:59 <Rumil> Well we have a key right?
04:13 <Mekkis> yeah?
04:15 <Neko> They are unlocked aren't they?
04:19 <Mekkis> yeah
04:31 <Rumil> Wait thats a stupid idea...
05:07 <Neko> use a Ki point for darkvision
05:37 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 "Try and act like your still shackled, we can jump anyone that comes down"
05:38 <dicebot> Rumil, \"Try and act like your still shackled, we can jump anyone that comes down\": [1d20=12] 14
05:44 <Mekkis> sure
06:17 * Oktrag joins Rumil with the prisoners
07:11 * Fork follows Oktrag
07:44 <Neko> man?
07:56 <Mekkis> yeah
08:08 <Mekkis> Human
08:08 <Neko> waiting and remaining hidden
08:24 <Mekkis> Neko, Spork: stealth checks
08:39 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 stealth
08:40 <diebot> Neko, stealth: [1d20=20] 28
08:59 <Spork> !throw 1d20-1 stealth
08:59 <diebot> Spork, stealth: [1d20=8] 7
09:06 <Spork> Spork isn't very sneaky.
09:13 <Mekkis> "Hostiles!"
09:26 <Spork> "Where?!"
09:31 <Mekkis> and another four humans come down the stairs
09:43 <Mekkis> initiatives 
09:50 <Neko> I stab the first female I see
09:53 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2
09:53 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
10:01 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8
10:01 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11
10:03 <Neko> !throw 1d20+3 init
10:03 <diebot> Neko, init: [1d20=4] 7
10:05 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
10:06 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=1] 3
10:11 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2; 1d20-1; 1d20+0
10:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7; 1d20-1: [1d20=4] 3; 1d20+0: [1d20=7] 7
10:12 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
10:13 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=14] 16
11:29 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
11:41 <Rumil> I
11:42 <Rumil> '
11:49 <Rumil> m going to take out my wand of magic missile
11:54 <Mekkis> ok
11:57 <Mekkis> standard remains
12:15 <Rumil> I don't need a UMD to use it right since its on my spell list?
12:19 <Mekkis> correct
13:01 <Rumil> alright, using magic missile at the one still on the stairs
13:33 <Rumil> !roll 1d4+1
13:33 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
14:02 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
14:43 <Fork> Clear line for a charge?
15:01 <Fork> Double move E.
15:38 <Fork> to M4
15:54 <Mekkis> ok
15:57 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
16:36 <Mekkis> it's nwo Neko's turn
16:46 <Neko> none are female?
17:12 <Neko> use a Ki point for extra full attack
17:17 <Mekkis> the one to your south is
17:46 <Neko> !throw 1d20+4 attack vs O4 flat footed
17:47 <diebot> Neko, attack vs O4 flat footed: [1d20=16] 20
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18:31 <Neko> !throw 2d6+1 sneak damage
18:32 <diebot> Neko, sneak damage: [2d6=3,5] 9
18:43 <Neko> !throw 1d20+4 attack vs O4 flat footed
18:44 <diebot> Neko, attack vs O4 flat footed: [1d20=2] 6
19:41 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+5
19:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6, [1d20=4] 9
19:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
19:53 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
20:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
20:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
20:11 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
20:25 <Neko> "spork, flank woman"
20:47 <Spork> Thats south of you yes
20:48 <Spork> ?
20:54 <Neko> yes
21:12 <Spork> attack the one flanking Fork and 5ft E.
21:23 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8; 1d12+7 damage
21:24 <diebot> Spork, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23; damage: [1d12=8] 15
21:41 <Spork> other one
21:54 <Spork> Spork protects Fork!
22:25 <Spork> meant the one south. That one's out of reach.
22:38 <Spork> Perfect.
22:38 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
24:18 <Rumil> !roll 2d4+2
24:18 <dicebot> Rumil, 2d4+2: [2d4=3,3] 8
24:35 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
25:02 <Fork> Fork smashes the one North of him!
25:19 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8; 2d6+7 damage
25:20 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20; damage: [2d6=6,6] 19
25:39 <Mekkis> it's nwo Oktrag's turn
25:41 <Fork> 5ft E.
27:07 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20-2
27:07 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20-2: [1d20=1] -1
27:25 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 attack vs O4 flanked
27:26 <diebot> Neko, attack vs O4 flanked: [1d20=7] 13
27:27 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
27:29 <Mekkis> miss
27:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
27:48 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
27:54 <Fork> 18 ac
28:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+2
28:01 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
28:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
28:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
28:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 Neko
28:25 <diebot> Mekkis, Neko: [1d20=4] 7
28:31 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
28:57 <Spork> Spork's huge!
29:27 <Spork> 5ft W, attack at M3.
29:35 <Mekkis> "By Besmara's crusty clam, what is going on down there?"
29:43 <Mekkis> ok
29:46 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 attack; 3d6+10 damage
29:47 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=19] 27; damage: [3d6=6,2,2] 20
29:54 <Neko> (personally I think he's squeezing)
30:10 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
31:01 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5
31:02 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
31:04 <Mekkis> hits
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31:23 <Rumil> !throw 1d8+4 
31:24 <diebot> Rumil, 1d8+4: [1d8=6] 10
31:56 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
32:34 <Fork> attack to east, non-lethal
32:44 <Fork> !throw 1d20+4 attack
32:44 <diebot> Fork, attack: [1d20=10] 14
32:55 <Mekkis> miss
32:59 <Fork> Thought so.
33:03 <Fork> 5ft W.
33:10 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
33:56 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20-2
33:57 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20-2: [1d20=2] 0
34:09 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
34:12 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 attack vs O4 flanked
34:12 <diebot> Neko, attack vs O4 flanked: [1d20=9] 15
34:16 <Mekkis> miss
34:27 <Neko> done
34:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
34:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
34:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+2
34:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+2: [1d6=5] 7
35:02 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
35:37 <Spork> swing nonlethal at the poor lady flanked by Neko.
35:50 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 attack
35:51 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=10] 16
36:10 <Mekkis> hits
36:13 <Spork> !throw 3d6+10 damage
36:13 <diebot> Spork, damage: [3d6=5,5,3] 23
36:16 <Mekkis> he drops
36:29 <tashphones> *she
36:48 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
37:48 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
37:56 <Fork> Fork goes up to pursue
38:44 <Fork> chase down the runner
39:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4 AoO
39:11 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=7] 11
39:50 <Fork> "SPORK!"
40:31 <Fork> fighting defensively is.. -4 attack, +2 ac?
40:37 <Rumil> yes
40:37 <Mekkis> yeah
40:49 <Mekkis> unless you have two ranks in acrobatics
40:53 <Mekkis> then it's +3 AC
40:57 <Fork> Fork fights defensively, attacking P11.
41:03 <Mekkis> OK
41:09 <Fork> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d12+7 damage
41:10 <diebot> Fork, attack: [1d20=7] 11; damage: [1d12=3] 10
41:13 <Mekkis> miss
41:14 <Fork> missing most like.
41:31 <Mekkis> the woman casts a spell
41:54 <Mekkis> Fork, fort save
42:12 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 fort
42:13 <diebot> Fork, fort: [1d20=10] 16
42:23 <Mekkis> ok
42:43 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+4
42:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24, [1d20=9] 13, [1d20=9] 13, [1d20=20] 24
42:52 <Fork> 20
42:57 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4 confirm
42:58 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=5] 9, [1d20=1] 5
43:04 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6+8
43:05 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6+8: [2d6=3,2] 13
43:15 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
43:23 <Fork> Fork is staggered.
44:04 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
44:08 <Neko> can I acrobatics up to P12 and attack?
44:19 <Mekkis> sure
44:25 <Mekkis> actually
44:34 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
44:35 <diebot> Neko, acrobatics: [1d20=6] 14
44:36 <Mekkis> climb would be better, unless your acrobatics is Really High
45:00 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 attack vs O11 flanked
45:01 <diebot> Neko, attack vs O11 flanked: [1d20=20] 26
45:04 <Mekkis> you manage to grab onto the side of the trapdoor and pull yourself up
45:10 <Mekkis> hits
45:21 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 attack vs confirm
45:22 <diebot> Neko, attack vs confirm: [1d20=12] 18
45:45 <Neko> !throw 3d6+2
45:46 <diebot> Neko, 3d6+2: [3d6=6,4,4] 16
45:58 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
46:08 <Neko> What the other guys?
46:12 <Spork> Spork can squeeze up?
46:34 <Mekkis> Neko, Neko make a knowledge (religion) check
46:37 <Spork> if not, delay until theres room.
46:43 <Mekkis> fair enough
46:47 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
46:51 <Neko> I'll take a 0
47:04 <Spork> anyone can take a 0!
47:09 <Rumil> hrm...
47:12 <Neko> No religion
47:28 <Rumil> is it possible to go up the stairs with ought taking and AOO?
47:32 <Neko> Guessing they're not human
47:55 <Mekkis> Rumil, if you succeed on acrobatics, yes
48:05 <Rumil> dc?
48:18 <Mekkis> the creature's CMD
48:31 <Rumil> hem… defiantly not going to make that then.
48:37 <Rumil> +2 acro :(
49:00 <Rumil> I guess I'll take the chance. 
49:02 <Neko> (good rolls make up for bad skills - old Tien proverb)
49:24 <Rumil> O11 please
49:30 <Mekkis> good roles make up for bad rolls
49:33 <Mekkis> ok
49:51 <Mekkis> ok
50:04 <Rumil> and attack N11 with my morningstar
50:08 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5
50:09 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
50:25 <Mekkis> hits
50:32 <Rumil> !throw 1d8+4
50:32 <diebot> Rumil, 1d8+4: [1d8=7] 11
50:46 <Mekkis> ok
50:52 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
51:26 <Fork> Fork makes one swing and falls over.
51:29 <Mekkis> ok
51:34 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8 attack; 1d12+7 damage
51:34 <Mekkis> at?
51:35 <diebot> Fork, attack: [1d20=18] 26; damage: [1d12=12] 19
51:38 <Fork> south
51:44 <Mekkis> Fork falls over
52:01 <Mekkis> Fork, Oktrag, Rumil and Neko 
52:04 <Mekkis> make will saves
52:13 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+6
52:13 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
52:14 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+1
52:14 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
52:19 <Mekkis> as a flood of unholy energy flows over you
52:22 <Rumil> I hate that I dumped wis...
52:24 <Neko> !throw 1d20+2 will
52:24 <diebot> Neko, will: [1d20=14] 16
52:29 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2
52:29 <diebot> Fork, 1d20-2: [1d20=11] 9
52:37 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6
52:38 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6: [2d6=5,1] 6
52:39 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2
52:40 <diebot> Spork, 1d20-2: [1d20=4] 2
52:49 <Spork> Oh, yes.
52:58 <Mekkis> Fork, Rumil take 6
53:03 <Rumil> 20/26
53:06 <Mekkis> Neko, Oktrag, take 3
53:15 <Oktrag> 19/23
54:00 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4
54:01 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10, [1d20=20] 24
54:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4 confirm
54:08 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=10] 14
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54:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+4
54:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
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54:39 <Rumil> 12/26
54:39 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
55:15 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+6
55:15 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
55:42 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/web.html
55:56 <Rumil> spider wizard, spider wizard...
56:19 <Neko> (knowledge religion?)
56:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+0; 1d20+0
56:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+0: [1d20=1] 1; 1d20+0: [1d20=19] 19
56:38 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+7
56:39 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12
56:57 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
57:04 <Mekkis> !spell web
57:05 <diebot> Mekkis, WEB conjuration (creation[]) sorcerer/wizard 2, witch 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M (spider web) Duration: 10 min./level Save: Reflex negates; see text SR:no
57:06 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/web.html
57:22 <Neko> drop wakizashi, draw shortbow, shoot woman
58:14 <Neko> o12 and hit
58:26 <Neko> !throw 1d20+4 slash
58:26 <diebot> Neko, slash: [1d20=14] 18
58:41 <Neko> !throw 1d6+1
58:42 <diebot> Neko, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
58:53 <Neko> done
59:05 <Spork> Spork is stuck. Delay.
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59:27 <Spork> Oh, Spork might as well disarm and tie up the unconscious woman.
59:33 <Spork> that'll kill some time.
59:35 <Mekkis> ok
59:39 <Mekkis> it's now Rumils turn
00:44 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5 attack N11
00:44 <dicebot> Rumil, attack N11: [1d20=17] 22
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00:50 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+4 
00:50 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+4: [1d8=4] 8
02:44 <Rumil> "Were you the one that orchestrated the kidnapping?"
02:50 <Mekkis> it's Fork's turn
02:55 <Fork> !throw 1d20-4 stabilize @Mekkis
03:24 <Mekkis> "My god will answer that for you"
03:34 <Mekkis> make will saves, Fork, Rumil, Neko, Oktrag 
03:44 <Neko> !throw 1d20+2 will
03:45 <diebot> Neko, will: [1d20=6] 8
03:48 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+1
03:48 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
03:50 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 will
03:51 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+6
03:51 <diebot> Fork, will: [1d20=7] 5
03:51 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
04:01 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6
04:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6: [2d6=5,1] 6
04:16 <Rumil> 9/26
04:20 <Oktrag> 16/26
04:22 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
04:47 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
05:56 <Fork> hair dryer?
06:01 <Neko> move to T12 and get CLW wand
06:20 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
06:39 <Spork> Spork goes upstairs
06:45 <Mekkis> ok
06:59 <Spork> take out a CLW potion
07:02 <Mekkis> ok
07:07 <Spork> "I need to get to my brother!"
07:13 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
09:23 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 escape artist
09:23 <dicebot> Rumil, escape artist: [1d20=20] 22
09:39 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+5
09:39 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
09:53 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+4
09:54 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+4: [1d8=2] 6
10:04 <Rumil> scratch that.
10:08 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
10:21 <Fork> !throw 1d20-11 stabilize @Mekkis
10:32 <Neko> (-4 to Dex when grappled)
11:28 <Mekkis> Spork, Fork, Oktrag and Rumil: will saves
11:37 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+1 will
11:37 <dicebot> Rumil, will: [1d20=11] 12
11:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 will
11:38 <diebot> Spork, will: [1d20=9] 7
11:39 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+6
11:40 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
11:42 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 will
11:42 <diebot> Fork, will: [1d20=2] 0
11:48 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6
11:49 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6: [2d6=6,6] 12
11:57 <Mekkis> Rumil, Oktrag take half
12:07 <Oktrag> 10/23
12:12 <Rumil> 3/26
12:12 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
13:24 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
13:37 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
13:37 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=20] 27
13:48 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
13:49 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
14:06 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
14:24 <tashphones> Told you Mekkis was gonna try and kill Fork. 
14:28 <Spork> 5ft west and pour a potion into Fork
14:35 <Mekkis> ok
14:40 <tashphones> He's only trying to kill one of them. He wants to watch the other suffer
14:46 <Mekkis> tashphones, I'm following tactics....
14:51 <tashphones> :p
14:52 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
15:33 <Mekkis> <?grappled
15:34 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action that requires two hands to
15:35 <diebot> perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as
15:35 <diebot> hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
15:56 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 umd myself 
15:57 <dicebot> Rumil, umd myself: [1d20=17] 25
16:01 <Rumil> !roll 1d8+1
16:01 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
16:09 <Rumil> 9/26
16:11 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
16:21 <Fork> Fork is dead.
16:33 <Mekkis> !deat extra channel
16:37 <Mekkis> !feat extra channel
16:39 <diebot> Mekkis, EXTRA CHANNEL []Prereq:  Channel energy class feature.  You can channel divine energy more often.
16:39 <diebot> Benefit:  You can channel energy two additional times per day.
16:39 <diebot> Special:  If a paladin with the ability to channel positive energy takes this feat, she can use lay on hands four additional times a day, but only to channel positive energy. Source: Core
17:02 <Mekkis> Spork, Rumil: make will saves
17:08 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+1
17:09 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
17:49 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 will
17:49 <diebot> Spork, will: [1d20=12] 10
17:50 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6
17:52 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6: [2d6=3,6] 9
17:56 <Mekkis> 9 damage each
17:59 <Rumil> 0/26
18:02 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
18:03 <Spork> 0
19:23 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+7
19:24 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
19:39 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
20:25 <Neko> !throw 1d20+18 escape artist
20:26 <diebot> Neko, escape artist: [1d20=19] 37
21:01 <Neko> !throw 1d20+4 disarm holy
21:02 <diebot> Neko, disarm holy: [1d20=15] 19
21:22 <Mekkis> her holy symbol drops to the deck of the ship
21:39 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
22:14 <tashphones> He's in the bathroom
22:24 <Mekkis> ok
22:25 * tashphones yells
22:27 <Mekkis> he delays
22:34 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
23:20 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 UMD
23:21 <dicebot> Rumil, UMD: [1d20=5] 13
25:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 CMB
25:04 <diebot> Mekkis, CMB: [1d20=2] 5
25:11 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
25:43 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
26:01 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 evil cleric of whoever
26:02 <diebot> Neko, evil cleric of whoever: [1d20=7] 13
26:11 <Mekkis> miss
26:18 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
26:22 <Neko> "I didn't catch the name of your god"
26:37 <Mekkis> "AND YOU NEVER WILL. UNTIL YOU MEET HER IN PERSON."
26:38 <Spork> Spork moves up near Oktrag
26:47 <Mekkis> ok
26:57 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
27:10 <Spork> Spork is at 0.
27:26 <Neko> "ah, one of the female gods. Sarenrae?"
27:33 <Oktrag> !throw 1d8+1
27:34 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
27:48 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
28:36 <Fork> Theres 2 clw pots on Fork.
29:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 CMB
29:42 <diebot> Mekkis, CMB: [1d20=11] 14
29:47 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
30:01 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 evil cleric of Sarenrae
30:01 <diebot> Neko, evil cleric of Sarenrae: [1d20=4] 10
30:06 <Mekkis> miss
30:09 <Rumil> ok back
30:16 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
30:48 <Spork> Spork takes a CLW potion
30:52 <Spork> !throw 1d8+1
30:53 <diebot> Spork, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
30:53 <Mekkis> ok
31:04 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
31:11 <Neko> (can you move to engage?)
31:23 <Neko> (Spork)
32:18 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20-2
32:19 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20-2: [1d20=13] 11
32:53 <Mekkis> !rng hit miss
32:54 <diebot> Mekkis, miss
33:02 <Oktrag> !rng hit miss
33:02 <diebot> Oktrag, miss
33:16 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
34:11 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2
34:11 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
34:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
34:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
35:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 CMB
35:14 <diebot> Mekkis, CMB: [1d20=9] 12
35:20 <Neko> !throw 1d20+4 AoO evil cleric of Sarenrae
35:21 <diebot> Neko, AoO evil cleric of Sarenrae: [1d20=15] 19
35:21 <Mekkis> Neko, AoO
35:23 <Mekkis> hits
35:37 <Neko> !throw 1d6+1
35:38 <diebot> Neko, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
35:52 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
36:16 <Neko> delay until someonesets up a flank
36:42 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
36:55 <Rumil> You can move to K12 and flank I think, once i'M UNGRPPLED
36:55 <Spork> Move in to flank with Neko
36:58 <Rumil> I'm*
36:59 <Rumil> caps
37:08 <Spork> cmb to get avoid getting stuck yes?
37:15 <Mekkis> give me a CMB or escape artist
37:21 <Spork> !throw 1d20+7 cmb
37:21 <diebot> Spork, cmb: [1d20=17] 24
37:28 <Rumil> You just said escape artist for me
37:34 <Rumil> my CMB is better for me.
37:40 <Rumil> 2 more
37:45 <Mekkis> you're fine
37:48 <Mekkis> standard remains
37:50 <Spork> end
37:53 <Neko> undelay
38:13 <Neko> e and escape artist
38:16 <Mekkis> ok
38:27 <Neko> !throw 1d20+18 escape
38:27 <diebot> Neko, escape: [1d20=9] 27
38:30 <Mekkis> ok
38:38 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 evil cleric of Sarenrae
38:39 <diebot> Neko, evil cleric of Sarenrae: [1d20=2] 8
38:59 <Mekkis> I'm going to call this combat: she can't do anything.
39:32 <Neko> Healing
40:08 * Rumil will drag her to the steps of the constabulary in old Cassomir
40:13 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
40:14 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=17] 24
40:18 <Mekkis> ok
40:23 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
40:23 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
41:03 <Neko> "this map looks useful"
41:24 <Mekkis> There is also a love note signed by one Dalirio Teppish
42:02 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Otag
42:02 <diebot> Neko, UMD Otag: [1d20=5] 12
42:04 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Otag
42:04 <diebot> Neko, UMD Otag: [1d20=11] 18
42:05 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Otag
42:06 <diebot> Neko, UMD Otag: [1d20=1] 8
42:07 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Otag
42:07 <diebot> Neko, UMD Otag: [1d20=16] 23
42:42 <Rumil> Can you heal me neko please
42:57 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Rumil
42:57 <diebot> Neko, UMD Rumil: [1d20=4] 11
42:59 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Rumil
42:59 <diebot> Neko, UMD Rumil: [1d20=9] 16
43:03 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Rumil
43:04 <diebot> Neko, UMD Rumil: [1d20=5] 12
43:06 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD Rumil
43:06 <diebot> Neko, UMD Rumil: [1d20=13] 20
43:11 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
43:11 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
43:23 <Rumil> 6/26, I can handle it from here...
43:31 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 UMD myself
43:31 <dicebot> Rumil, UMD myself: [1d20=2] 10
43:50 <Neko> (Spork, want wand use?)
43:58 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 UMD me
43:59 <dicebot> Rumil, UMD me: [1d20=3] 11
44:17 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 UMD me, last time I'm trying
44:17 <dicebot> Rumil, UMD me, last time I'm trying: [1d20=6] 14
44:21 <Mekkis> !spell infernal healing
44:22 <diebot> Mekkis, INFERNAL HEALING conjuration (healing[evil]) cleric 1, magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, summoner 1, witch 1 1 round Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (1 drop of devil blood or 1 dose of unholy water) Duration: 1 minute Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
44:22 <diebot> You anoint a wounded creature with devil's blood or unholy water, giving it fast healing 1. This ability cannot repair damage caused by silver weapons, good-aligned weapons, or spells or effects with the good descriptor. The target detects as an evil creature for the duration of the spell and can sense the evil of the magic, though this has no
44:23 <diebot> long-term effect on the target's alignment.
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44:48 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8 Rumil casting on me
44:48 Avatar ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:48 <diebot> Oktrag, Rumil casting on me: [1d20=19] 27
44:49 <Spork> "No."
44:57 <Oktrag> !throw 1d8+1
44:57 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
44:58 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
45:00 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8 Rumil casting on me
45:00 <diebot> Oktrag, Rumil casting on me: [1d20=10] 18
45:00 <Rumil> Go ahead if its your wand.
45:03 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8 Rumil casting on me
45:04 <diebot> Oktrag, Rumil casting on me: [1d20=2] 10
45:05 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8 Rumil casting on me
45:06 <diebot> Oktrag, Rumil casting on me: [1d20=13] 21
45:08 <Oktrag> !throw 1d8+1
45:08 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
46:02 <Spork> Trying and failing to use a wand doesn't burn charges.
46:08 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 umd myself
46:08 <dicebot> Rumil, umd myself: [1d20=9] 17
46:24 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+8 mud myself again
46:25 <dicebot> Rumil, mud myself again: [1d20=5] 13
46:35 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+8
46:36 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=8] 16
46:44 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+8
46:44 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
46:49 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+8
46:50 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13
46:56 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+8
46:56 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20
47:09 <Rumil> !throw 1d8+1
47:09 <diebot> Rumil, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
47:11 <Rumil> 12/26
47:18 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+8 umd
47:18 <diebot> Rumil, umd: [1d20=11] 19
47:19 <Mekkis> !save UMDWand: 1d20+8 UMD; 1d8+1 heal
47:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+8 UMD; 1d8+1 heal saved as @UMDWand
47:23 <Mekkis> @UMDWand
47:24 <diebot> Mekkis, UMD: [1d20=1] 9; heal: [1d8=7] 8
48:04 <Rumil> !save UMDCLW 1d20+8; 1d8+1 heal
48:20 <Rumil> !save @UMDCLW 1d20+8; 1d8+1 hea
48:49 <Rumil> !save UMDCLW: 1d20+8; 1d8+1 heal
48:50 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8; 1d8+1 heal saved as @UMDCLW
48:56 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
48:57 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19; heal: [1d8=6] 7
49:02 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
49:02 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23; heal: [1d8=7] 8
49:13 <Rumil> 20/26
49:17 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
49:17 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15; heal: [1d8=8] 9
49:21 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
49:21 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19; heal: [1d8=4] 5
49:24 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
49:25 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11; heal: [1d8=3] 4
49:27 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
49:27 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=5] 13; heal: [1d8=8] 9
49:29 <Rumil> @UMDCLW
49:30 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26; heal: [1d8=1] 2
49:34 <Rumil> 22/26
49:52 * Rumil ready
49:53 <Neko> "Free the slaves, take cleric to constables, take Fork to Pathfinder lodge for burial")
50:20 <Neko> I'll aid
50:38 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+6 intimidate
50:39 <diebot> Rumil, intimidate: [1d20=13] 19
50:40 <Neko> !throw 1d20+2 aid intimidate
50:40 <diebot> Neko, aid intimidate: [1d20=7] 9
50:49 <Rumil> !throw 1d20-2
50:49 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20-2: [1d20=20] 18
50:54 <Rumil> sense motive
50:58 <Neko> !throw 1d20+1 Sense Motive
50:59 <diebot> Neko, Sense Motive: [1d20=14] 15
51:16 <Rumil> "If you didn't do it, who did?"
52:32 mib_4d1680 has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
54:57 <Neko> "seems reasonable. Unfortunately they took a Pathfinder."
55:14 <Neko> "should we release her?"
56:12 <Rumil> 25/26, 6/6 1st level spells
56:58 * Rumil doesn't look first
57:12 <Mekkis> A smell, not unlike wet dog, fills this room. The corners are
57:12 <Mekkis> occupied by dirty straw pallets covered by wrinkled, mildew-
57:12 <Mekkis> encrusted blankets. A single dilapidated table and four cracked
57:12 <Mekkis> and uneven chairs surround it. The floor is covered in a thin
57:12 <Mekkis> layer of dust and mud and footprints clearly cross the room
57:12 <Mekkis> from the trap door in the ceiling to a set of wooden double
57:12 <Mekkis> doors in the west wall.
00:25 <Spork> "Door?"
00:44 <Neko> Stealth up and listen at door
00:45 * Rumil needs the image again
01:50 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/lastEncounter.png
03:56 <Fork> at level 2? No.
04:11 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 Stealth
04:14 <diebot> Neko, Stealth: [1d20=12] 20
04:16 * Rumil stays back
04:28 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 perception
04:30 <diebot> Neko, perception: [1d20=9] 15
04:43 <Mekkis> you don't hear anything
04:53 <Mekkis> you smell wet dog
05:00 <Neko> Is it locked or barred?
05:01 <Mekkis> you see dirty straw pallets
05:02 <Mekkis> no
05:58 * Spork gets out his axe, or Fork's axe, sniffs and nods at Neko.
06:02 <Spork> "Gonna open it?"
06:15 <Neko> "are you ready?"
06:23 <Neko> open the door
06:41 <Mekkis> the door opens
07:08 <Mekkis> an scythe swings out of the ceiling at Neko 
07:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+20
07:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+20: [1d20=5] 25
07:28 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4+6
07:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d4+6: [2d4=3,4] 13
07:46 <Mekkis> it then goes back into the ceiling
07:52 <Neko> step back and pull out CLW wand
08:24 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:25 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=6] 13
08:26 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:27 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=10] 17
08:28 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:29 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=20] 27
08:38 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
08:38 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
08:41 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:41 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=2] 9
08:45 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:46 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=6] 13
08:49 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:50 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=5] 12
08:51 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:52 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=11] 18
08:53 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:53 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=5] 12
08:55 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:56 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=15] 22
08:57 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
08:57 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=9] 16
09:01 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
09:02 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
09:09 <Neko> !throw 1d20+7 UMD
09:10 <diebot> Neko, UMD: [1d20=13] 20
09:12 <Neko> !throw 1d8+1
09:12 <diebot> Neko, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
09:37 <Neko> !throw 1d20+10 Disable trap
09:37 <diebot> Neko, Disable trap: [1d20=13] 23
10:08 <Neko> check for more traps as I move down the corridor
10:14 <Mekkis> give me perception
10:18 <Fork> Stupid skype.
10:22 <Oktrag> "Lets move on carefully."
10:28 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+9
10:29 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+9: [1d20=15] 24
10:34 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6
10:35 <diebot> Neko, 1d20+6: [1d20=4] 10
10:46 <Mekkis> you don't find any traps
11:00 * Rumil last
11:11 <Spork> Spork'll take first.
11:32 <Oktrag> Behind Spork
11:48 <Neko> I can be beside Spork
11:54 <Mekkis> ok?
12:04 <Neko> yes
12:17 <Spork> Slowly. Yes.
12:28 <Mekkis> you're at another set of double doors
12:29 <Neko> looking for traps on door
12:34 <Mekkis> perception?
12:52 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 percep
12:52 <diebot> Neko, percep: [1d20=13] 19
13:07 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3
13:07 <diebot> Spork, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
15:17 * Spork drinks a CLW potion while we wait at the door.
15:19 <Spork> !throw 1d8+1
15:20 <diebot> Spork, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
15:26 <Mekkis> "They're coming. Attack on my signal"
15:46 <Rumil> "Wonderfull."
16:26 <Spork> Does the door open the right way?
16:43 <Rumil> "I have rope we can open the door at from a distance."
16:54 <Mekkis> yes
17:14 <Mekkis> !spell detect magic
17:15 <diebot> Mekkis, DETECT MAGIC divination ([]) bard 0, cleric 0, druid 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, summoner 0, witch 0, inquisitor 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: 60 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: concentration, up to 1 min./level Save: none SR:no
17:16 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/detect_magic.html
18:19 <Mekkis> Rumil, your mind reels and you are briefly stunned as a sense of overwhelming magic floods your senses
18:40 <Rumil> "Theres something REALLY powerful magic wise through that door..."
19:12 <Spork> If we web off it.. how do we fight 'em?
20:07 <Oktrag> You'll all be greased it so can move easily
20:11 <Neko> (Knowledge local to determine if the dog smell is Gnoll or something like it?)
20:47 <Mekkis> it's rat
20:51 <Spork> If we can.. How do we know they ain't just gonna stand back and shoot magic at us?
23:19 <Neko> "We may see more Dire Rats also."
26:41 <Spork> How about that rope?
26:44 <Spork> Too slippery to run
26:54 <Rumil> well your right by the door
27:05 <Spork> "So Spork opens the door, runs back? Ain't that what ya said?"
27:07 <Rumil> the rope is 50 ft long
27:11 <Neko> "I could be above the door"
27:16 <Rumil> Yeah
27:26 <Rumil> Sounds good, get any that make it up here.'
27:47 <Rumil> Then oktrag casts web once most of them get into the stairway
28:16 <Rumil> Sound good?
28:21 * Spork ties the rope to the door at the top and gets down to the bottom.
28:31 <Spork> "So I open the door, then I git back up there?"
28:40 <Rumil> "Yup, and get ready to fight"
29:07 <Spork> "You mean inside that end?"
29:12 * Spork points
29:43 <Spork> "Well that ain't a good plan.. then its just Spork fightin'."
29:55 <Neko> "I can be with you"
30:45 <Spork> "You buggers help pull me up, yeah? Dun' think I'm fast enough.."
30:46 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
30:47 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=16] 18
30:48 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
30:48 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=7] 9
30:49 <Neko> !throw 1d20+3 init
30:50 <diebot> Neko, init: [1d20=9] 12
30:56 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+8
30:57 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
31:37 <Spork> Spork gets out the way
31:47 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/thing.png
32:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6; 1d20-1
32:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7; 1d20-1: [1d20=1] 0
32:54 <Mekkis> Oktrag, your turn
33:05 <Mekkis> Rumil's turn
33:35 <Mekkis> it's nwo Neko
33:37 <Mekkis> 's turn
34:04 <Neko> ready action to strike enemy that steps through dorr
34:19 <Neko> Hiding until then
34:20 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
34:26 <Mekkis> Neko, make stealth check
34:40 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 stealth
34:40 <diebot> Neko, stealth: [1d20=1] 9
34:57 <Spork> 10ft west, get a javelin out
35:05 <Mekkis> ok
36:01 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+2
36:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11, [1d20=19] 21
36:35 <Spork> I thought it was slippery and required half speed?
36:42 <Mekkis> or an acrobatics check
36:46 <Spork> Ah.
37:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1 claw Rumil; 1d20-1 claw Neko 
37:19 <diebot> Mekkis, claw Rumil: [1d20=10] 9; claw Neko: [1d20=6] 5
37:39 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
38:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1; 1d20+3; 1d20+3
38:24 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=9] 8; 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16; 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
38:34 <Mekkis> I is grappled
38:37 <Mekkis> as is the human
38:41 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
39:10 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5 H
39:11 <dicebot> Rumil, H: [1d20=10] 15
39:47 <Mekkis> miss
39:57 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
40:25 <Neko> dealy until spork engages
40:36 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
40:39 <Rumil> I'm muting my mic, that is way to loud and high pitched...
40:43 <Rumil> muting*
40:46 <Rumil> not muting my mic
41:01 <Spork> drop the javelin, get out the greatsword, 5ft E and swing at H.
41:08 <Spork> Oh. Rumil.
41:14 <Spork> SE, sorry.
41:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 attack; 2d6+7 damage
41:39 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=10] 18; damage: [2d6=1,1] 9
41:41 <Rumil> Yeah, I realized right after I attacked I should have just tried through cover and let you and Neko do the main attacks.
42:20 <Neko> undelay
42:38 <Mekkis> acrobatics
42:50 <Spork> What're ninjas for?
42:59 <Rumil> acrobatics!
43:09 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
43:09 <diebot> Neko, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 22
43:25 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 escape
43:25 <diebot> Neko, escape: [1d20=2] 10
43:57 <Fork> Skype is ridiculous today.
44:05 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 on I
44:06 <diebot> Neko, on I: [1d20=3] 9
44:10 <Mekkis> miss
44:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 CMB
44:31 <Rumil> muting again...
44:32 <diebot> Mekkis, CMB: [1d20=6] 9
44:44 <Mekkis> !rng Rumil Neko Spork 
44:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Rumil
44:55 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4 claws
44:57 <diebot> Mekkis, claws: [1d20=18] 22, [1d20=2] 6
45:03 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1 damage
45:04 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=3] 4
45:06 <Mekkis> Rumil, fort save
45:21 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 fort
45:21 <dicebot> Rumil, fort: [1d20=9] 12
45:25 <Rumil> 20/26
45:27 <Mekkis> interesting
45:32 <Rumil> wait no, 18/26
45:43 <Rumil> oh wait, rested...
45:48 <Rumil> 21/26
45:58 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 CMB
45:59 <Rumil> its getting late, please pardon me for being bad at math :P
45:59 <diebot> Mekkis, CMB: [1d20=1] 3
46:06 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
46:14 <Mekkis> ok
46:17 <Mekkis> it's nwo Rumil's utrn
46:27 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5 two handing H
46:28 <dicebot> Rumil, two handing H: [1d20=8] 13
46:34 <Mekkis> miss
46:43 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
47:07 <Spork> Spork rages and attacks I
47:10 <Mekkis> ok
47:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20+10 sword; 2d6+10 damage; 1d20+4 bite; 1d4+3 damage
47:39 <diebot> Spork, sword: [1d20=6] 16; damage: [2d6=3,1] 14; bite: [1d20=16] 20; damage: [1d4=3] 6
47:50 <Spork> Oh, didn't add flanking.
47:51 <Mekkis> tell me about your sword
48:08 <Spork> Masterwork greatsword. Good old steel.
48:19 <Mekkis> it appears it isn't particularly effective
48:24 <Spork> Hm.
48:28 <Rumil> muting
48:28 <Mekkis> ok
48:33 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
48:38 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 escape
48:38 <diebot> Neko, escape: [1d20=18] 26
48:43 <Mekkis> you ESCAPE
48:50 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 on I
48:50 <diebot> Neko, on I: [1d20=14] 20
48:57 <Mekkis> it's a standard to escape a web
49:11 <Neko> !throw 2D6+1
49:22 <Mekkis> so you don't have the action to escape
49:39 <Neko> thought it was move.. done
49:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 escape
49:48 <diebot> Mekkis, escape: [1d20=4] 7
50:08 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+4 attack Rumil 
50:09 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Rumil: [1d20=3] 7, [1d20=4] 8
50:17 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 escape
50:18 <diebot> Mekkis, escape: [1d20=8] 10
50:22 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
50:31 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+7 Kn(Religion)
50:31 <diebot> Oktrag, Kn(Religion): [1d20=17] 24
50:41 <Mekkis> These are Huecuva
51:05 <Mekkis> They are resistant to non-magical weapons, but their resistances can also be bypassed by silver weapons
51:21 <Mekkis> They adversely affect any sort of positive energy channeling nearby
51:33 <Mekkis> They are Undead, and as such, have undead traits.
51:38 <Mekkis> Their claws cause disease
51:41 <Mekkis> that's all you know
51:47 <Mekkis> wnat are you doing?
52:07 <Oktrag> !throw 2d4+2
52:08 <diebot> Oktrag, 2d4+2: [2d4=2,1] 5
52:22 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
53:32 <Rumil> !throw 2d4+2
53:32 <diebot> Rumil, 2d4+2: [2d4=1,1] 4
53:39 <Spork> (Oktrag told the party about the silver weakness?)
53:43 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
53:45 <Spork> (Skype dropped me again.)
54:00 <Mekkis> yes
54:23 <Rumil> free action to talk...
54:46 <Spork> Spork switches to the orcish double axe, silver end, dropping the greatsword to do so, and beats on H.
54:50 <Mekkis> they's how Venture Captains are so good at briefing parties
54:51 <Mekkis> ok
55:07 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 attack; 1d8+10 damage
55:07 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=19] 27; damage: [1d8=2] 12
55:17 <Spork> Swinging it two handed, because its more useful that way.
55:29 <Mekkis> you destroy it
55:33 <Spork> What, the three paragraphs in 6 seconds trick?
55:39 <Mekkis> yeah
55:42 <Spork> Gotta work on that.
55:45 <Mekkis> it's now Neko's turn
55:58 <Neko> H died
56:17 <Spork> You gotta admit, it would make meetings quick. Have to brief teams of pathfinders before lunch? Done by 7:15..
56:22 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 on I
56:23 <diebot> Neko, on I: [1d20=11] 17
56:30 <Mekkis> hit
56:30 <Rumil> heh.
56:35 <Neko> !throw 2D6+1
56:43 <Neko> non-silver
56:50 <Mekkis> lower-case d
56:54 <Neko> use ki to do it again
57:01 <Neko> !throw 2d6+1
57:02 <diebot> Neko, 2d6+1: [2d6=3,6] 10
57:09 <Mekkis> I falls over
57:09 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 on I
57:09 <diebot> Neko, on I: [1d20=11] 17
57:16 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 on I
57:16 <diebot> Neko, on I: [1d20=20] 26
57:37 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 escape
57:37 <diebot> Neko, escape: [1d20=12] 20
57:51 <Neko> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
57:52 <diebot> Neko, acrobatics: [1d20=8] 16
58:48 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
58:50 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
59:11 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
59:25 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
00:40 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
00:54 <Rumil> !throw 1d20+4+10
00:54 <diebot> Rumil, 1d20+4+10: [1d20=17] 31
01:01 <Spork> Spork tries to get down there and join the fight.
01:26 <Spork> !throw 1d20+19 cmb
01:27 <diebot> Spork, cmb: [1d20=15] 34
01:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20-1 acrobatics
01:39 <diebot> Spork, acrobatics: [1d20=17] 16
01:45 <Spork> Spork smash!
02:02 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 attack; 1d8+10 damage
02:02 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=5] 13; damage: [1d8=2] 12
02:20 <Spork> At the least, in melee range to AoO if he casts again.
02:27 <Spork> No, I didn't
02:57 <Mekkis> he holds out his holy symbol
03:05 <Mekkis> will saves...
03:16 <Neko> !throw 1d20+2 Will
03:16 <diebot> Neko, Will: [1d20=20] 22
03:22 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2
03:23 <diebot> Spork, 1d20-2: [1d20=18] 16
03:45 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+1 will
03:46 <dicebot> Rumil, will: [1d20=15] 16
03:46 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
03:48 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
03:51 <Mekkis> take 1 damage each
03:54 <Mekkis> it's now Oktrag's turn
03:57 <Rumil> 20/26
04:51 <Mekkis> it's now Rumil's turn
05:47 <Rumil> !roll 2d4+2
05:47 <dicebot> Rumil, 2d4+2: [2d4=1,1] 4
05:50 <Fork> "9/10 Pathfinders agree that lighting yourself on fire is a bad plan."
06:04 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
06:11 <Rumil> The 10th was that one alchemist in Rumil's first game...
06:11 <Mekkis> Radovan would disagree!
06:17 <Neko> "the other 10% are Teiflings"
06:21 <Oktrag> "I may have once thrown an alchemist fire on myself"
06:31 <Mekkis> Mytiazair fireballed a rogue!
06:34 <Spork> Spork ends fights!
06:44 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 attack; 1d8+10 damage
06:44 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=14] 22; damage: [1d8=6] 16
06:52 <Mekkis> Spork ends the fight
06:59 <Spork> See?
07:05 <Oktrag> Oktrag dismisses web
07:55 <Neko> "Do you know a good taxidermist?"
08:06 <Mekkis> !spell identify
08:07 <diebot> Mekkis, IDENTIFY divination ([]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, alchemist 1, summoner 1, witch 1, alchemist 1, summoner 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: 60 ft.  Comp: V, S, M (wine stirred with an owl's feather) Duration: 3 rounds/level Save: none SR:no
08:08 <diebot> This spell functions as detect magic, except that it gives you a +10 enhancement bonus on Spellcraft checks made to identify the properties and command words of magic items in your possession. This spell does not allow you to identify artifacts.
08:26 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+19
08:27 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20+19: [1d20=16] 35
08:38 <Mekkis> the /Identify/ spell fails.
08:52 <Neko> amulet of charm rats
09:05 <Neko> Search
09:09 <Fork> Amulet identify protection
09:45 <Neko> with red Xs
09:50 <Neko> Mine!
10:16 <Neko> "Spork, bet you can't carry all of them"
10:24 <Spork> Bet ya I can!
10:27 * Spork tries. Fails.
10:41 <Spork> "Well, if you can get this bit..
10:46 <Avatar> lol
10:58 * Spork takes out about 100lbs worth.
11:03 <Spork> "I can get the rest!"
11:04 <Neko> Release the prisoners. 
11:07 <Mekkis> Spork opens a crate
11:20 <Mekkis> it's full of foodstuffs and other preserved supplies
11:22 <Spork> ...Is it a box full of rats?
11:30 <Neko> "I need help lifting one or more crates onto a ship for Kathmeer"
11:43 <Neko> "do not open the red X crates"
11:47 <Spork> "Well, if Fork were here.."
11:58 * Spork puts the top back on.
12:03 <Rumil> "What are in the X crates?"
12:14 * Spork takes the top off again, puts the stuff back in, and puts it back on again.
12:33 <Neko> Dip +6
12:50 <Neko> "I don't know, but they must be delivered unopenned"
13:17 <Spork> "If two of you gits hold that end.."
13:19 <Spork> "I can get the other.
13:33 * Rumil helps Spork
13:48 <Neko> "if we can rig some ropes to help lift"
14:19 <Neko> (I can aid if you want)
15:04 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20-1
15:05 <diebot> Oktrag, 1d20-1: [1d20=4] 3
15:18 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 Diplomacy
15:18 <diebot> Neko, Diplomacy: [1d20=10] 16
16:23 <Spork> thats 6!
16:33 <Spork> Good effort
17:01 <Mekkis> Andorans get 1 PA
17:10 <Mekkis> Cheliax get 0XP
17:17 <Mekkis> Osirions get 1PA
18:08 <Mekkis> Tandans got 1PA
19:00 <Mekkis> Taldans got 1PA
19:05 <Mekkis> Qadirans got 2PA
19:33 * Avatar removes voice from Fork Neko Oktrag Rumil Spork
19:47 <Mekkis> 1,324 gp
20:16 <Oktrag> !throd 1d20+7 day job
20:21 <Oktrag> !throw 1d20+7 day job
20:21 <diebot> Oktrag, day job: [1d20=11] 18
20:34 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+4 dayjob
20:34 <dicebot> Rumil, dayjob: [1d20=8] 12
20:41 <Neko> !throw 1d20+6 day Job Perform:Acrobat
20:41 <diebot> Neko, day Job Perform:Acrobat: [1d20=18] 24
20:41 <Mekkis> !dayjob +6
20:42 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 22 20gp
21:38 <Rumil> Goodnight guys. GG.
21:44 <Rumil> I got nothing left to do
22:00 <Brunius>  I heard you guys got forked up
22:06 <Rumil> Fork got forked up
22:13 <Neko> Fork stays dead?
22:21 Spork has quit (Quit: Leaving)
22:28 <Rumil> I guess, not enough singular PA
22:30 Fork is now known as Hydrazine
22:38 Rumil is now known as Wrothmonk
22:43 <Hydrazine> We didn't expect them to last very long.
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22:51 Oktrag is now known as niconorsk
22:51 Neko is now known as EricMcG
23:39 <EricMcG> It's tough when you are specialized and get hit in your weakness...repeatedly.
23:55 <Avatar> how did you guys go in tier 3-4
24:22 <EricMcG> Channelled to death, but were able to persevere
24:37 <Avatar> no actual deaths?
24:45 <niconorsk> fork died
24:47 <Mekkis> the thing is, that encounter with the cleric is the same in tier 1-2, except there's only one zombie...
25:26 <EricMcG> You need to stop the channel quickly, and we couldn't
25:39 <Mekkis> casting web was probably a bad idea
25:49 <niconorsk> I think if the disarm on the holy symbol had failed we would have probably all died
26:09 <Mekkis> Special Attacks channel negative energy (2d6, DC 12, 6/day),
26:14 <EricMcG> Yeah. The poor Will saves all round didn't help either
26:21 <Mekkis> During Combat Luscilia lets her zombies do the brunt of the fighting and uses her Channel Energy ability frequently, choosing to either harm the PCs or heal her zombie depending on where it will do the most good. 
26:33 <Avatar> yeah that's harsh
26:42 <Mekkis> it's worse at tier 1-2
26:48 <Avatar> yeah
26:49 <EricMcG> It was surprisingly tough for aSeason 1
26:52 <Avatar> not enough prestige to res?
27:05 <Avatar> or gold?
27:14 <EricMcG> 3rd level Barb, so probably not
27:16 <Avatar> 1324gp each for that scenario
27:47 <Brunius> What!?!
27:50 <Brunius> Not 1234gp?
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28:04 <Avatar> in other words, it should be enough to split for a res for one person
28:45 <EricMcG> We're about 900 short if we throw in everything. Not sure what we could sell his stuff for, he'd probably be naked for a couple of missions after
29:22 <Avatar> that doesn't sound right
29:26 <Mekkis> oh damn
29:29 <Avatar> we did it for a little over 1300gp yesterday between 4 o fus
30:01 <EricMcG> 5000 + caster level*Spell right?
30:19 <Mekkis> let's see if Steven gets annoyed at me for forgetting about diseases
30:43 <Avatar> why would you "forget" about diseases
30:55 <Mekkis> I didn't "forget"
30:59 <Mekkis> I forgot
31:04 <EricMcG> Will cost a PP to cure 
31:05 <Avatar> oh
31:14 <Avatar> if you actually forgot during the game and it didn't happen, nobody will care
31:16 <Avatar> it happens
31:45 <Mekkis> meh... It's filth fever. Chances are with long-term care it'll be fixed with no cost
32:05 <Mekkis> and even if it isn't, cure disease is what? 120gp?
33:32 <EricMcG> 5450 for a Raise Dead
34:07 <Avatar> so 1090gp each
34:20 <EricMcG> divide by 4
34:35 <Avatar> 5 players?
34:40 <EricMcG> Fork gets nothing for the mission
34:48 <Avatar> don't think that's right
34:53 <Mekkis> yes he does
37:02 <EricMcG> 0XP, 0PP, 0GP. Guide P.24. He must be returned to the land of the living in order to receiv the GP
37:03 <Avatar> I always thought fork was tashes and spork was hydra
37:25 <Avatar> the res happens before the scenario ends
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38:10 <Mort-> Wuh
38:12 <EricMcG> If the death condition is removed, then he receives the GP and PP. It must be removed first
39:19 <EricMcG> But it is you call, I think generosity only helps the player if he really wants the character to live
40:27 <EricMcG> That's not quite what I mean. being generous to the player is good. and it is late.
41:01 <niconorsk> I think the statement was: "We didn't expect them to live long"
43:31 <Avatar> apparently hydrazine doesn't want fork raised anyway
44:01 Hydrazine is now known as Tashes
44:26 <Tashes> We didn't expect them to last long. We had fun with it, but don't think it's worth the cost of raising them. 
44:32 <Tashes> But we DO appreciate the sentiment :3
44:48 <Avatar> they only don't last long if you don't get them ressed when they die :P
45:01 <EricMcG> Thanks guys, barely conscious, so off to bed. Drop an email if you change your mind.
45:09 * Mort- sighs
45:10 <Tashes> Are you sayign that you would like to play with Forkysporky more, Avatar?
45:10 <EricMcG> quit
45:16 <Mort-> Sucks to front line
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45:30 <Mort-> That's why so few people do it
45:44 <Avatar> lots of people do it
45:55 <Avatar> that's why so few of your characters do it you mean
46:04 <Mort-> Probably
46:06 <Mort-> Im a witch
04:15 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> fork an spork died so no more 3 barb mods?
04:48 <Mekkis> Spork didn't die... Fork did
05:17 <Mekkis> turns out that 7 wisdom doesn't work when there's a cleric who channels negative 6/day with tactics that say to do so
05:17 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> is spork going to go on without fork though?
11:56 <Mort-> I don't think so
12:14 * Mort- sniffs ulzef and growls
12:33 <Mort-> I've heard you're a crater
12:35 <Mekkis> I still like paraphrasing Darkwhite on this
12:51 <Mekkis> Playing a 20 means that you'll blitz all the encounters, until you die a horrible death
12:56 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> yeah i started the crating what of it
13:11 * Mort- bites ulzef!
13:25 Ulzef_hates_mIRC is now known as Ulzef
13:29 * Mekkis looks around for a crate
13:34 <Mort-> Freedom to the people! Say no to slavery!
13:49 * Ulzef *winks* not in public
14:07 <Mort-> Everyone should have freedom of speech. Expression and the choice to live life the way they want to!
14:09 <Mekkis> "NO to slavery!"
14:26 <Mekkis> "No to curtailing freedoms"
14:29 <Mekkis> "FREEDOM"
14:33 <Mekkis> "FREEDOM TO CRATE!"
14:34 <Mort-> Yes! Slavery should be abolished!
14:37 <Ulzef> i agree so i should be free to live my life as a slaver
14:50 <Mort-> No. We don't crate anyone!
15:05 <Mekkis> he only seems to crate humans when I'm around. They don't count
15:17 <Mekkis> and slips
15:18 * Mort- is not human
15:32 <Mekkis> 'so there's no problem, right?
15:33 <Ulzef> i mainly only crate aspis and they seem to be human most of the time
15:41 <Mort-> There is a problem!
15:44 <Mekkis> we crated a slip...
16:13 <Mort-> They are human. They should have freedom to not be crated.
16:15 <Ulzef> a real slip or a funny hair slip?
16:21 <Mekkis> a real one
16:26 <Mort-> Slip is a halfling
16:28 <Mekkis> remember the one we manacled to the bed?
16:40 <Ulzef> but i should have freedom to crate them seems my freedom is stronger than there freedom
16:41 * Mort- sighs. This is so wrong
17:16 <Mort-> No the freedom to swing your fist ends at your neighbours nose
17:19 <Ulzef> oh yeah he was a real slip but i mean it was kill him or hand him to a drug lord
17:21 * Mort- growls
17:32 <Mekkis> or crate him up
17:35 <Mort-> Hand him over to the authorities
17:39 <Mekkis> he was safe that way
17:39 <Mort-> Its their problem
17:47 <Mekkis> we WERE the authorities
18:02 <Mort-> You have no rights under the constitution to act as the authorities
18:21 <Ulzef> there is no constitution
18:22 * Mort- flies an eagle flag
18:23 <Mekkis> ummm... have you READ Magnimar's constitution?
18:35 <Ulzef> oh i fly a eagle flag to
18:37 <Mort-> Uh they have a police right?
18:39 <Mekkis> he dies
18:42 <Mekkis> does
18:42 <Ulzef>  mine has a eagle carrying a crate
19:07 <Mort-> You're a disgrace and a traitor to what Andoran stands for
19:22 * Mort- claws at ulzef
19:24 <Ulzef> ;) good thing i am not andoran
19:35 <Ulzef> i think
19:41 <Mort-> You're not crating me are you?
19:57 <Mort-> (Is not human)
19:58 <Ulzef> not that i know of
20:22 <Mort-> Cool.
20:22 <Ulzef> only pathfinder i have advised could be crated was a tengu
20:41 <Mort-> What bout tengus?
21:01 <Mort-> Damn it
21:14 <Mort-> Next stop - carrion hill
21:23 <Mort-> Time to pack my luagage
22:02 <Ulzef> a andoran one told me off for crating people and i informed him he was valueble tengu and would be in his best intrest if i forgot that
22:39 <Mort-> Well I'm telling you off for crating people too!
23:05 <Ulzef> yeah people do that
23:45 <Ulzef> i personaly think that when one becomes a pathfinder they should cast aside the political alegences
23:53 <Mort-> Ill bite you if you don't stop crating people!
24:54 <Ulzef> is mort the para countess she makes promise that sound just like her
25:14 <Mekkis> it does!
25:50 <Mort-> I'm not a cheliaxian devil you sorry slaver
26:12 <Mort-> How dare you speak about me and her in the same breath
26:16 <Ulzef> but you promised to bite me if i kept up my good work
26:28 <Mekkis> Mort-, but you are a pirate!
26:33 <Mort-> I said you stop this very instant
26:42 <Mort-> When am i a pirate?
26:48 <Mort-> I've never been a pirate
27:23 <Mekkis> the number of illegitimate "additional resources" your characters use is pretty damning evidence!
28:31 * Mort- turns red and disappears.
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29:00 <Mekkis> :o
29:19 <Ulzef> morts right not para countess the para countess would never blush
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34:26 <Mort-> Ok I'm back :p
34:31 <Mort-> Less piraty
35:15 <Tashes> Y'arr!
35:25 <Mort-> Hey
35:34 <Mort-> I just bought um uc and apg
35:47 <Mort-> That should clean up most of my illegal sources
35:52 <Mort-> Pdf of course
35:58 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/spirit-of-freedom.pdf
36:02 <Mekkis> Ulzef, this is a start
36:06 <Mekkis> need to work on the font
36:12 <Mekkis> should the crate have perspective?
36:22 * Mort- pokes mekkis
37:44 <Ulzef> looks awesome
38:22 <Ulzef> try the crate in the same mat blue with light blue highlights on a red back ground?
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41:57 <Mort-> You guys are evil
42:05 <Mort-> No crates
42:26 <Ulzef> nah neutral
53:05 <Mekkis> I'll see what I can do
56:39 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/spirit-of-freedom2.pdf
58:40 <Mekkis> not changing the background: it should be transparent
58:52 <Mekkis> if you want a red background, print it on a red canvas
59:19 <Mekkis> (or just print it on a grey background, like the "Official" andoran shirt
59:22 <Mekkis> )
00:26 <Mekkis> regardless, Mort-, UM/UC/APG are pretty much required. I'm more interested in the fact that you'd go out and pay $10 for book 3 of an AP in order to take a trait...
01:02 <Mort-> I told you that book is in the gameshop
01:19 <Mekkis> I told you that that's not the same as owning it
01:42 <Mort-> Its in player guide
01:59 <Mort-> Which is given to anyone playing lof
02:14 <Mort-> I actually have sd player guide as well
04:36 <Ulzef> i have random AP books for Items and classes and the like
06:00 <Mekkis> I think I got one
06:15 <Mekkis> because the Dream Journal is Just That Good
08:24 <Mort-> Hm
08:49 <Mort-> What do i bring if I'm going to carrion hill
14:36 <Avatar> what book is dream journal in again
22:27 <Mort-> Pathfinder adventure #27 what lies in dust
24:09 <Avatar> that might be worth $13 just for the journal
24:24 <Avatar> I did buy a t-shirt
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33:40 <Steven> rawr!
34:00 <Steven> what up
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39:13 <Wrothmonk> Youtube is the sworn enemy of sleep.
39:26 <Steven> no... thats cocaine
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17:18 <Ulzef> you still around mek?
21:05 <Steven> he might not be, but im here, which is better
21:17 <Steven> cause im more helpful...
21:19 <Steven> okay not really
21:32 <Steven> im totaly half ass
21:41 <Ulzef> lol except for when i want to ask him something for WotW
27:41 <Mekkis> I'm sort of here
28:44 <Ulzef> you care if i roll up a secoundary for WotW bourd atm and have a idea for a character i wanna tinker with
30:13 <Ulzef> and i find its always good to have a back up concept for when you die which seems to happen in pathfinder
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22:20 <Mekkis> Ulzef, actually, I'd rather you wait until after next session before you roll up a backup character
22:49 <Ulzef> kk
22:51 <Mekkis> because over the next two sessions, there should be a lot of changes
22:52 <Ulzef> np
23:09 <Mekkis> also, I need to ask a few questions of your character
23:52 <Ulzef> sure what you need to know
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29:24 <Mekkis> what do you think of the second version of the crate?
30:04 <Ulzef> yeah was nice 
30:12 <Ulzef> now to get it on some shirts
30:57 <Mekkis> I'll need to adjust the text first
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32:02 <Mekkis> hmmm
32:21 <Mekkis> the text on the faction symbol is different to the text on the T-Shirt
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36:15 <Mekkis> also: Vistaprint doesn't colour-match well
36:22 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Andoran_swordbomber_T-Shirt.jpg
36:55 * Mort- lurks
37:50 * Mekkis puts a laser dot on Mort- 
37:59 * Mort- appears
38:36 * Mort- pads out into the sunlight then pulls her hood over her neck
39:09 <Mort-> Argh the light. The LIGHT!
39:13 <Mekkis> you're conspicuously trying to appear inconspicuous
39:20 <Mekkis> or... you're a dhampir!
39:22 <Hydrazine> Mortpire?
40:00 <Mekkis> last time I was in Andoran, I successfully drew on the crowd's xenophobia of dhampir!
40:20 <Mort-> Dude. I can't stand raw garlic
40:28 <Mort-> Pallies make me sneeza
40:30 <Mekkis> mmmm
40:31 <Mort-> Sneeze.
40:32 <Mekkis> garlic
40:45 <Mort-> And i have to have a rare steak occasionally
40:46 * Mekkis rolls up an Italian paladin!
41:21 <Mort-> I tried satisfying my cravings for blood with blood cockles but ended up with a stomach ache
41:22 <Mort-> :(
41:41 <Mekkis> you should get in the nice box, Mort-
41:52 <Mekkis> and join the Spirit!
42:31 <Mort-> No?
42:38 <Mort-> You're trying to crate me
42:51 <Mekkis> Would I really do such a thing to you?
42:54 <Mort-> Or. I could be hung over
43:08 <Mort-> They had really good white wine out there
43:12 <Mort-> Muscato
43:27 <Mort-> Sweet. Like drinking cherries
45:13 <Mort-> Oh wonderful stuff.
45:32 * Mort- casts penumbra on herself
45:36 <Mort-> Betterp
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09:05 <Steven> alright back.... um....
09:09 <Steven> i dunno what kind of creature to get.
09:13 <Steven> for my familiar
09:18 <Mekkis> a rat
10:02 <Steven> if they would ever refund my paizocon ticket
10:25 <Steven> ide get Animal archive
11:26 <Steven> i kinda want a leech
12:07 <Steven> damn there is no leech familiar
13:38 <Mekkis>  get a mongoose!
14:11 <Steven> that just doesnt feel very Blight Druid
14:20 <Mekkis> oh
14:26 <Mekkis> you're talking for WotW
14:37 <Mekkis> I thought you were talking for something else
14:46 <Mekkis> Viper
14:57 <Mekkis> Hedgehog
15:02 <Mekkis> Giant Isopod 
15:09 <Steven> skunk...
15:17 <Mekkis> ooh
15:25 <Ulzef> blight druids have familars? i thought they got compainions they just are verminy
15:42 <Steven> they get to pick a wizard familiar
15:48 <Ulzef> kk
16:14 <Steven> later i will sacrifice it to a demon
16:25 <Mekkis> a daemon, right?
16:41 <Mekkis> the familiar will call execve()
17:06 <Steven> yeah the NG ones
17:08 <Steven> errrr
17:10 <Steven> NE even
17:59 <Steven> yeah im thinking skunk
18:32 <Steven> saves are now 7/-1/7
19:04 <Steven> once i level up 8/-1/8 lol
19:16 <Steven> guess what i rolled an 8 in lol
19:52 <Steven> im thinking the skunks name should be Penelope
24:52 <Ulzef> -1 not so bad my fort is -2
25:10 <Steven> do familiars get feats and shit? i've never built one before
27:55 <Mekkis> not really
28:14 <Steven> does the skunk come with weapon finesse even as a familiar?
28:22 <Mekkis> I don't see why not
28:31 <Mekkis> they keep all their standard feats
29:12 <Steven> okay, i was just concerned the familiar would have -4 to bite/claw just for becoming a familiar
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55:22 <Mekkis> Steven, I've been reading one of the board arguments
55:53 <Mekkis> it seems that the guide is phrased in such a way that I could bring a USB stick with the watermarked PDFs on it and that would be sufficient for me to use Additional Resources
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00:38 <Mekkis> Hell, I'll bring a USB stick formatted with an obscure filesystem that noone can read, with the PDFs on it.
00:53 <Mekkis> or... a pile of floppy disks!
02:15 <Tashes> How hipster
02:41 <Mekkis> :)
02:54 <Tashes> You'd need skinnier jeans tho
04:31 <Mekkis> what's another format the noone uses?
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05:14 <Mekkis> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punched_card#IBM_80_column_punched_card_format
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05:31 <YibTstll> CoC?
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20:55 <Mekkis> Steven, did you manage to get your hands on that PDF?
48:20 <Avatar> link us that board argument mekki
48:20 <Avatar> s
49:03 <Mekkis> p5 of the guide
52:03 <Avatar> are you experimenting to try and be as dodgy as possible
52:37 <Mekkis> no
52:57 <Mekkis> it's actually a discrepancy between the guide and the additional resources page
53:16 <Mekkis> the additional resources page says that you either need a watermarked printout or a physical book
53:30 <Mekkis> the guide says that you can also bring a watermarked PDF
54:04 <Mekkis> and people are interpreting that to mean that they should be permitted to use laptops on the table, even if the GM doesn't want you to
54:28 <Avatar> if your rulebooks are on a laptop, then obviously you need it
54:39 <Avatar> the idea is you can open the book up and show the GM the rule
58:06 <Mekkis> if your rulebooks are on a laptop, then you should print the relevant pages out
58:45 <Mekkis> and if you think you're too good to need a printer, spare a thought for what the GMs are printing out for every session they run
59:39 <Avatar> they don't print them out if they have their own laptop or tablet
59:57 <Mekkis> I don't see the connection
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