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00:05:30 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> ddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddddd
00:05:41 * MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls flops out his cok
00:05:47 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> yeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
00:05:58 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> its rok n roll timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
00:06:03 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> dddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
00:06:09 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeee
00:06:24 * MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls im moving n shakin my ass
00:06:46 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> n my coks jumping
00:07:10 <MakeMeAMemberOfPWPls> oi bulldog ya poofta
00:25:35 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA | WotW: Sat 16th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
00:25:35 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Feb 11 16:52:01 2013
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00:45:02 <Avatar> we're level 2 in WotW aren't we
00:45:41 <Mekkis> not yet
00:46:41 <Avatar> why did I start levelling my sheet
00:49:56 <Steven> what up...
00:50:09 <Steven> chillin at my moms house tonight, on her computer
00:56:53 <Mekkis> whatever you do, don't poke around any more than you need to
00:57:51 <Steven> oh mekkis...
00:59:22 <Avatar> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/enworld/rebuilding-en-world
00:59:30 <Avatar> there's a pathfinder book stretch goal here
01:00:06 <Mekkis> hmmm?
01:05:28 <Avatar> yo
01:06:19 <Steven> hey avatar
01:07:43 <Avatar> need to work out a game for sunday
01:07:57 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should run War of the Burning Sky for us!
01:08:32 <Steven> well get on that sir!
01:08:42 <Avatar> need to know who's keen on playing
01:11:26 <Avatar> that's not the one
01:12:16 <Avatar> oh wait, I lie
01:13:15 <Avatar> I was looking at tournaments, fairs and taverns
01:13:57 <Steven> i bet mekkis is... he is a mad man when it comes to PFS
01:15:37 <Mekkis> I think Spork/Fork and Ulzef are interested
01:16:03 <Mekkis> I'm willing to sit out if there isn't something that meets the criteria
01:23:54 <Ulzef_away> hello]
01:23:58 <Ulzef_away> i am returned
01:24:40 <Steven> i am Steve, nice to meet you.
01:25:09 <Ulzef_away> now mek this sat WotW is a short intro right?
01:27:33 <Avatar> I'll work out a 1-5
01:34:24 <Mekkis> Ulzef, yes
01:37:05 <Ulzef> sweet just have a bday dinner at 7 but thats a 4 hour window so should be set
01:38:45 <Avatar> spork and fork are level 2 aren't they
01:38:52 <Mekkis> yeah
01:39:42 <Avatar> i'll probably do temple of empyreal enlightenment
01:45:52 <Mekkis> cool
01:46:06 <Mekkis> you'll probably kill off some barbarians there :)
01:50:47 <Mekkis> I expect nothing less
01:58:28 <Ulzef> might play my sorc to push him to 5
02:15:47 <Avatar> I should run dalsine affair, I never kill anyone
02:24:00 <Mekkis> you should play it
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02:25:14 <Avatar> not keen on playing another darkest vengeance
02:25:26 <Mekkis> it's not another darkest vengeance
02:25:40 <Mekkis> it's doable
02:25:54 <Avatar> that's not what I hear
02:26:07 <Avatar> I mean, darkest vengeance is "doable"
02:26:52 <Mekkis> for Darkest Vengeance to be doable, you either need to metagame, be really lucky in your character choices, or have the GM fudge things
02:27:16 <Avatar> there was a story about how a GM basically spelled out the important parts to deal with darkest vengeance
02:27:32 <Avatar> he didn't use those words, but that was the gist of what I understood from his post
02:27:34 <Mekkis> for Dalsine Affair, you can achieve it with a reasonably well-built party
02:27:50 <Avatar> none of my characters are particularly well-built
02:27:59 <Avatar> I could probably get through it with sparky, I guess
02:28:32 <Avatar> I assume by well-built you mean optimised
02:29:08 <Mekkis> no
02:29:18 <Mekkis> I mean well-built
02:31:03 <Ulzef> as fighter, rogue,cleric, wiz?
02:34:21 <Mekkis> as in, not making too many stupid decisions when building the characters
02:34:54 <Avatar> that is optimising
02:35:12 <Ulzef> what do you view as a supid decision in character creation?
02:36:16 <Mekkis> front-line fighter with 10 con
02:36:45 <Hydrazine> ...Wasn't that your paladin, Mek?
02:36:48 <Mekkis> yes
02:36:55 <Mekkis> and we all know what happened to Asmel
02:37:32 <Ulzef> how about Ulzef with his will of 0
02:41:25 <Steven> Dalsine affair is all about who is where when the baddie decides to step out... if its a barbarian... okay you might live... if its a caster, its a death.
04:17:59 <Brunius> Fuckin' chanop
04:46:26 <Hydralaptop> yeah, that damn chanop
05:43:41 <Mekkis> !spell searing light
05:43:52 <diebot> Mekkis, SEARING LIGHT evocation ([]) cleric 3, inquisitor 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
05:43:52 <diebot> Focusing divine power like a ray of the sun, you project a blast of light from your open palm. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to strike your target. A creature struck by this ray of light takes 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8). An undead creature takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 10d6), and an
05:43:52 <diebot> undead creature particularly vulnerable to bright light takes 1d8 points of damage per caster level (maximum 10d8). A construct or inanimate object takes only 1d6 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d6).
05:51:32 <diebot> Mekkis, ORB OF GOLDEN HEAVEN [moderate evocation] CL:10 none 22000gp, 1lb
05:51:33 <diebot> This alabaster sphere, overlaid with golden bands set with diamonds in runelike patterns, sheds light like a continual flame spell. Making a melee touch attack with the orb has the same effect as dousing the target with a flask of holy water. A good creature may hold the orb in hand and command it to invoke consecrate and searing light each once
05:51:33 <diebot> per day. The orb bestows one permanent negative level on any evil creature holding or carrying it. The negative level remains as long as the creature has the orb and disappears immediately when the orb is no longer held or carried. This negative level cannot be overcome in any way (including by restoration spells) while the bearer has the orb. If
05:51:33 <diebot> the bearer of an orb of golden heaven wears a crown of golden heaven, its light counts as daylight instead of continual flame, and its consecrate acts as if the orb were a shrine to the bearer's deity. Source: Ultimate Equipment
05:52:49 <Brunius> Mekkis, can you confirm that this Saturday's WotW session will go ahead without Steven?
05:52:56 <Steven> its 246k for all three
05:54:27 <Brunius> (Also, I think spider thinks that WotW is a PFS scenario)
05:54:49 <Brunius> And Avatar, we're still at level 1
05:56:16 <Steven> but ends up being always daylight where i am, i can cast searing light, consecrate, holy smite, holy sword, and holy word... my good spells get +3 CL
05:56:38 <Steven> i would radiate an aura of menace in 20ft
05:57:04 <Mekkis> Brock ruled that if an item creates another item, you get to keep it
05:57:08 <Steven> and can consentrate and get an aura of sanctity
05:57:09 <Mekkis> that's rules, not policy, right?
05:57:32 <Steven> what do you think
05:57:49 <Mekkis> I'm thinking rules...
05:58:09 <Mekkis> but it's rather PFS-specific rules....
05:58:15 <Mekkis> so it might be policy
05:59:10 <Steven> So anyways, i think its a pretty cool set of gear
05:59:14 <Steven> and imma buy it.
06:00:06 <Steven> Did i tell you guys how we murdered the fuck out of a Crag Linorn tonight?
06:00:50 <Steven> http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/monsters/linnorm.html#_linnorm-crag
06:02:17 <Steven> I had a scroll of Anti Life Shell
06:02:29 <Steven> so i saw it comming, cast the spell
06:02:42 <Steven> everyone huddled around me... while we were all flying in the air
06:02:58 <Steven> so it attacks once
06:03:08 <Steven> realizes... well cant kill em that way
06:03:13 <Steven> so flew sorta far away
06:03:20 <Steven> magma breath!
06:03:35 <Steven> my turn comes around, Resist Fire Communal
06:03:55 <Steven> quick channel, heal all the damage it did
06:04:14 <Steven> archers turn, peppers it with a bunch of cold iron arrows
06:04:36 <Steven> it tries ineffectualy to attack us
06:04:57 <Steven> and finally spends another action to magma breath us... does zero damage
06:05:05 <Steven> and so it starts running away
06:05:29 <Steven> we follow it and kill it over the course of several rounds
06:05:50 <Steven> Encounter broken.
06:06:25 <Steven> we completely wrecked the entire module.
06:09:16 <Steven> oh and when a linnorm dies will save or cursed... which patrick was like YES! make a will save
06:09:30 <Steven> on andrew's character
06:09:51 <Steven> and andrew failed and patrick was jumping around happy like he did something, and then i was like what the hell happens?
06:09:56 <Steven> and hes like andrew is cursed!
06:10:04 <Steven> and im like damn that sucks... Remove Curse.
06:10:51 <Mekkis> If I used a Staff of the Planes to Planar Bind a Garuda, then it died and I took it's longbow, I'd get to keep the longbow, right?
06:10:58 <Steven> roll a 29 to remove it.... gone.
06:11:07 <Steven> no curse on andrew
06:11:26 <Steven> you mean planar binding?
06:11:30 <Mekkis> yeah
06:11:50 <Steven> it would stick around for however long you negotiated the creature to stay for.
06:12:26 <Steven> forever is not a legal duration.
06:12:42 <Steven> the spell ends at the conclusion of a scenario
06:14:26 <Mekkis> it's an item creating an item
06:19:31 <Steven> no, its not creating an item, its calling a creature that has an item.
06:22:16 <Steven> otherwise.... I will go out right now and buy scrolls of greater planar binding and farm +3 holy Greatswords
06:22:35 <Mekkis> you can't buy them until you're 15th level iirc
06:23:06 <Mekkis> so instead farm gems from a rod of wonder?
06:24:08 <Steven> yeah, but at that level you could purchase a scroll of planar binding, command him to give you his sword and then tell him to go back to his plane...
06:24:51 <Steven> you just made like... 23k gold?
06:25:17 <Mekkis> any suggestion of an archetype for a spellslinging druid?
06:25:49 <Steven> uhhhhh
06:25:52 <Steven> menhir
06:25:56 <Steven> i think thats what its called
06:26:06 <Steven> you can detect as a standard action a bunch of different creatures
06:26:10 <Steven> creature types
06:26:19 <Steven> and then tap into leylines in the earth to increase your CL
06:27:30 <Steven> also gets a transport via plants a number of times equal to her wisdom bonus
06:27:51 <Steven> walter has one... its pretty cool
06:28:08 <Steven> it also carries around some Feather tokens that are trees
06:28:29 <Steven> so when he wants to leave throw one down, Tree... transport via plants
06:31:37 <Mekkis> I wonder. Could an Andoran Exploitative Businessman be a druid?
06:32:16 <Mekkis> "I can live on two coppers a day. So should they..."
06:50:56 <Steven> goin to sleep, peace guys
07:04:53 <Mekkis> Ulzef_phone, what's the print quality like on your harrow deck?
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07:57:12 <Ulzef> urban druid
07:57:30 <Mekkis> mmm?
07:57:56 <Ulzef> for your Businessman
08:00:14 <Ulzef> btw are ninjas aloud to use poison i know they put huge restrictions on it in PFS
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08:01:08 <Mekkis> would you think it would be legal for a character to use Minor Creation to create vast amounts of Black Lotus Extract?
08:06:47 <Mekkis> !spell interplanetary teleport
08:06:49 <diebot> Mekkis, INTERPLANETARY TELEPORT conjuration (teleportation[]) cleric 9, sorcerer/wizard 9 1 standard action Range: personal and touch you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)
08:06:49 <diebot> This spell functions as teleport, except there is truly no range limit and you do not need to have seen your destination, though you must have a solid grasp of which world you wish to travel to ("the third planet from the sun" is an acceptable destination, but "a habitable world near that bright star" is not). If you have a specific location on a
08:06:49 <diebot> planet in mind, you arrive there without a chance of failure; otherwise you arrive at a location that would not immediately be life-threatening. If no such safe landing zone exists on the world, such as someone attempting to travel into the sun without the proper precautions in place, the spell simply fails.
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09:36:31 <kapow_Office> morning all
09:45:35 <Avatar> we're level 2 in WotW aren't we
09:46:15 <Mekkis> not yet
09:47:13 <Avatar> why did I start levelling my sheet
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09:57:28 <Brunius> c.freenode.org
09:57:31 <Brunius> sigh
09:57:34 <kapow_Office> ?
09:57:49 <Brunius> It decided to switch tabs halfway through typing in a command
09:59:55 <Avatar> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/enworld/rebuilding-en-world
10:00:03 <Avatar> there's a pathfinder book stretch goal here
10:08:30 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should run War of the Burning Sky for us!
10:11:59 <Avatar> that's not the one
10:12:49 <Avatar> oh wait, I lie
10:13:37 <kapow_Office> lol
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10:13:44 <kapow_Office> love that
10:13:48 <Avatar> I was looking at tournaments, fairs and taverns
10:13:57 * kapow_Office kicks dirt on the Magnificient cloak
10:17:45 <Steve_The_Magnificent> I dont have a magnificient cloak
10:17:57 <Steve_The_Magnificent> I wear my birthday suit everywhere
10:18:23 <Steve_The_Magnificent> it makes dropping dice under the table awkward... but hell
10:18:28 <Steve_The_Magnificent> its magnificient
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10:43:31 <Mark> Hello. I stumbled accross your website looking for online PFS and am interested in joining (if that is OK). I an Aussioe and live in rural Victoria, near Benalla. I was curious as to what rulebooks you allow/dissallow? I can be emailed at [email protected]. Thanks.
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11:18:21 <Brunius> What the heck
11:18:30 <Brunius> This store accepts eftpos for pickup, but not cash?
11:19:38 <kapow_Office> -.^
11:19:44 <kapow_Office> no cash on premises
11:19:55 <kapow_Office> maybe they got robbed recently
11:19:58 <kapow_Office> and are now paranoid
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11:29:38 <kapow_Office> who here has an iphone/android and enjoy's tcg's?
11:29:48 <Wrothmonk> tcg's?
11:31:17 <Wrothmonk> trading card games?
11:32:32 <Mekkis> kapow_Office, you used two apostrophes in that sentence. Both incorrectly.
11:32:36 <Mekkis> F. See me.
11:33:40 <kapow_Office> I know I love my aposthrophe's they just make things look nice XP
11:33:53 <kapow_Office> it just looks like a jumble of letters otherwise
11:34:05 <kapow_Office> and yes wroth
11:34:25 <kapow_Office> ps mekkis i have a deck I want you to have a look at
11:34:26 <kapow_Office> for standard
11:34:29 <Brunius> I have an android phone
11:34:33 <kapow_Office> that I am going to try get together
11:34:36 <Brunius> I would be worried if anyone actually had an android
11:34:51 <Mekkis> it make's it look like it's an idiots writing's.
11:34:53 <Brunius> I play magic.
11:35:16 <Mekkis> (damn, there's one correct usage of an apostrophe in that sentence...)
11:35:21 <Wrothmonk> Well I got an iPad.
11:35:26 <Brunius> Dammit, Mekkis
11:35:34 <Mekkis> I have a device running IOS
11:35:53 <Brunius> I like how we all sidestep the question
11:35:56 <Mekkis> (IOS being Cisco's Internetworking Operating System)
11:38:06 <kapow_Office> anyone feel like joining me in playing on the I play?
11:38:19 <Wrothmonk> I have no clue what that is.
11:38:24 <Brunius> I'm afraid you will have to clarify your intent with that sentence
11:39:50 <kapow_Office> does anyone want to play the tcg
11:39:54 <kapow_Office> see if you enjoy it
11:40:06 <kapow_Office> and trade and shit with me like you would with people oyu play with
11:40:09 <kapow_Office> and help each other out
11:40:13 <kapow_Office> and do the events and what not
11:40:17 <kapow_Office> that sorta thing
11:40:24 <Wrothmonk> the tcg?
11:40:50 <Wrothmonk> And the name of the tag would be?
11:40:52 <Wrothmonk> tcg*
11:40:59 <Wrothmonk> autocorrect hates me.
11:43:14 <kapow_Office> it's called Deity Wars, i can either refer you or you can just join in and then find me/visa versa don't care either way
11:43:30 <kapow_Office> best way to find me is to look for my guild and apply
11:43:36 <kapow_Office> so i can assign you boosts n stuff
11:44:14 <Wrothmonk> I'll download the app and give it a shot.
11:44:30 <kapow_Office> woooo
11:45:11 <kapow_Office> i think you get something for being refered to like a free card let me check
11:47:19 <Wrothmonk> ok nevermind.
11:48:05 <kapow_Office> not work for dl?
11:48:09 <kapow_Office> or looks horrible?
11:48:19 <Wrothmonk> I've played these types of gams before
11:48:52 <Wrothmonk> where you constantly mash a button to grind for the most part :/
11:49:13 <Wrothmonk> So looks horrible.
11:53:04 <kapow_Office> fair enough
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12:25:57 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> ddddddddddddddd n ddddddddddddddddd
12:26:03 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:26:08 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> yo dddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddd
12:26:17 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> hit it mother fukkersssssssssssss
12:28:57 <Brunius> Avatar
12:29:11 <Brunius> Ballig
12:30:12 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> dddddddddddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddddddd
12:30:22 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> hit it mudder fukkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12:30:29 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> yo yooooooooooooooo
12:30:40 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> its pure hard rock
12:30:58 <Mekkis> PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay, send the money to my paypal
12:31:53 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> blow job first dork
12:32:02 <Mekkis> money first.
12:32:05 <Mekkis> I don't trust you
12:32:17 <Mekkis> it's because you're using Telstra.
12:32:22 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> feelings are mutual
12:32:30 <Mekkis> hey. I'm not using Telstra
12:32:57 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> newayz
12:33:03 <Mekkis> you also have an obnoxious name, and have been spamming this channel. However, if you want, you can give the money to Brunius in escrow.
12:33:13 * PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay goes back to headbangin
12:33:21 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> ddddddddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddddddd
12:33:24 <Mekkis> do it privately
12:33:40 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:33:41 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> yo
12:33:45 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
12:33:48 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
12:33:52 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
12:34:09 <Mekkis> otherwise, /ignore works wonders
12:34:29 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> i eat my own shlt
12:34:39 <Brunius> Sounds unhealthy
12:34:57 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> then shit it on your mouth
12:35:10 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> bahahaahhaaaahaahhaahahaaaaaaaaaa
12:35:18 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa hZHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
12:35:37 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> i love this rock song
12:35:42 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> man im pumpin
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12:35:50 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
12:35:53 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
12:35:57 <Mekkis> you're also from South Australia.
12:35:59 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12:36:04 <Mekkis> who would trust any of them
12:36:08 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> wat the
12:36:15 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> how did u kno that
12:36:25 <Brunius> Probably Tashes
12:36:30 <Brunius> Or Hydrazine
12:36:30 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> r u hacking me mutha fukka????????
12:36:32 <Mekkis> because you're starting to piss me off, and I'm able to find that stuff out.
12:36:44 <Mekkis> I'd suggest you leave this channel before I reveal more stuff...
12:36:46 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> dont mess wif me k
12:37:03 <Mekkis> what are you going to do? fly to Europe?
12:37:05 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> i got outlaw bikie connections
12:37:22 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> they have members worldwide
12:37:56 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> u getting my drift boy?
12:38:17 <Mekkis> yeah. You're saying I should report you to the AFP for membership in an international criminal organisation
12:38:25 <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> now go clean my toilet peasant
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12:39:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, that's how it's done
12:39:42 <Brunius> Pity; I had it ignored
12:39:57 <Brunius> Sounds like it could have been educational
12:40:00 <Mekkis> PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> i got outlaw bikie connections
12:40:00 <Mekkis> <PleaseMakeMeAMemberIllPay> they have members worldwide
12:40:08 <Brunius> ha
13:43:41 <Wrothmonk> ok
13:43:50 <Wrothmonk> that was the weirdest thing I have ever read.
13:43:54 <Wrothmonk> Nice moves Mekkis
14:07:46 <Mekkis> thanks Wrothmonk
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14:51:09 <Ulzef_phone> how tricks kiddies
14:51:34 <Ulzef_phone> hows*
14:52:36 <Mekkis> lright I guess
14:53:50 <Ulzef_phone> enjoying the circle city?
14:54:08 <Mekkis> I'm in Brisbane at the moment
14:55:07 <Brunius> Still not got your clearance?
14:55:19 <Ulzef_phone> ah still? hows the floods then?
14:56:32 <Mekkis> bit of storm damage, nothing much
14:56:43 <Mekkis> Brunius, you should get op access to this channel
14:56:59 <Brunius> Why is that?
14:57:25 <Ulzef_phone> the he will perma NDA me as revenge
14:57:45 <Mekkis> you seem to be the guy who's on here the most when disruptive persons come online
14:58:25 <Brunius> I think Avatar actually suggested it a while ago
14:58:31 <Brunius> And I said that it was probably best not to
14:58:40 <Mekkis> why?
14:58:42 <Mekkis> oh
14:58:44 <Mekkis> your brother?
14:59:06 <Brunius> No, I've got that pretty much locked down
15:00:24 <Ulzef_phone> was it you or avatar who did the sute btw i wanna get something akin to that going for geelong l5r we have like 30 people and its getting hard to track things
15:00:46 <Mekkis> Ballig wrote most of the site
15:00:51 <Mekkis> (including the SEO)
15:02:10 <Ulzef_phone> ahhh i want a character and charatcer resource tracker like total xp and game booking set up but have no idea how one would go about it
15:04:41 <Mekkis> I suck at web design
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15:51:02 <Avatar> conquest rego is open
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16:14:21 <Avatar> yo
16:14:29 <Mekkis> yo
16:20:39 <Ulzef> yo
16:43:27 <kapow> yo
16:54:51 <Mekkis> kapow, got a 7 yet?
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17:18:59 <Mekkis> I might eat and run forbidden furance of forgotten koor for Steven next weekend.
17:26:52 <Avatar> is that pfs
17:29:48 <Mekkis> yeah
17:30:03 <Avatar> run it this weekend
17:30:03 <Mekkis> I mean 24th
17:30:07 <Mekkis> but pencil it in
17:30:33 <Mekkis> Steven's not here this weekend
17:30:58 <Avatar> that sucks a bit
17:31:38 <Mekkis> yeah
17:32:57 <Avatar> I'll put up a game
17:33:02 <Avatar> for sunday
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17:41:48 <Brunius-> I won't be at conquest
17:51:45 <Ulzef> accepted
17:52:43 <Brunius> You know if Steven isn't here he can't make WotW
17:53:47 <MincedSushi> What the hell is WotW anyway?
17:55:43 <Brunius> Did you just claim that you were going to defeat me, you little welp? For your information I was once the top scholar in the Arcane Academy, and I have participated in countless battles in the wars that have plagued this land, and no less than 300 of fallen by my hand in single combat. Not only am I trained in illusionary magic, and I'm also the top spellcaster on the planet. Your existence is of little consequence to me. You will be obliterated not only by m
17:55:43 <Brunius> y immense power, but with extreme precision in my strike as well, mark my ever word. Did you honestly believe I would allow you just strike me down? Reassess reality, fool. As we speak I am raising an undead army across the entire realm and your party is all that stands in the way of completing my ascension into godhood, so I suggest your prepare yourself for the consequences of your actions, knave. The consequences that shall wipe out the pathetic little thi
17:55:43 <Brunius> ng you call your "quest to save the world." The end is nigh, mongrel. I can teleport to any location, travel through time, and destroy you in over seven hundred methods, and that's just with my basic level spells. Not only have I reached the pinnacle of magic proficiency, but I have access to the spellbook of the Dark Gods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of this plane of existence, you mere insect. If only yo
17:55:48 <Brunius> u could have forseen what annihilation your little "righteous"quest was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have joined me when you had a chance. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cast fury all over you and you will burn in it. You're fucking dead, hero.
17:55:52 <Brunius> Oh, that's long
17:56:03 <Brunius> WotW is when we try to say that to good-aligned people
17:56:44 <MincedSushi> hehehe
17:57:06 <MincedSushi> I love those games :D
17:57:17 <MincedSushi> Well good luck with that >:3
18:02:00 <Ulzef> and brun its a intro seaqson from what mek told me for the new characters
18:02:22 <Ulzef> season*
18:03:02 <Ulzef> shes
18:03:09 <Ulzef> arrrrg cannot spell
18:03:15 <Brunius> session?
18:03:29 <Ulzef> thats the word i was looking for
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18:10:48 <Brunius-> Mekkis, could you elaborate on this?
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18:33:02 <kapow> ie slackers
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18:46:24 <Avatar> Brunius: mekkis knew steven won't be here when he scheduled it
18:46:30 <Avatar> he has Something In Mind
18:46:44 <Avatar> are you coming
18:52:04 <Mekkis> I could run City of Strangers I on Sunday for Tashes, Hydrazine and Ulzef
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18:57:29 <Avatar> While many of the GMs here post Pathfinder Society games, sometimes they will be run with minor houserules that may differ from GM to GM. So please be willing to play under such understandings. For example, I tend to roll a single save for all of the same opponents in order to speed the game along.
18:57:36 <Avatar> what the!
19:02:02 <Brunius-> That's kinda... Overpowering
19:02:16 <Brunius-> There's a chance I won't be here
19:04:41 <Ulzef> any idea how a wizard would go about getting a level 3 cleric spell?
19:05:17 <Ulzef> looking at it for my home game after deeper darkness
19:08:59 <Ulzef> well actually i need it
19:09:05 <niconorsk> improved familiar with umd and a scroll?
19:09:42 <Ulzef> i could UMD it he is ninja/wiz/trickster
19:09:49 <Ulzef> ment re useable
19:10:05 <kapow> hey avatar
19:10:09 <kapow> you want to play some mc later?
19:10:16 <kapow> lol goes down shortly so i'll be on ^_^
19:11:02 <kapow> question can magus take bond his fists as his weapon ^_^
19:13:32 <niconorsk> what level 3 cleric spell are you needing?
19:15:18 <pantlessmort> I lost my pants :(
19:21:59 <pantlessmort> Sushi :(
19:22:09 <pantlessmort> I lost my pants :(
19:22:44 <kapow_Office> ....
19:22:59 * MincedSushi quickly snaps a photo
19:23:11 <MincedSushi> Awww~ They're not improtant anyway
19:23:41 <pantlessmort> I was gambling :(
19:24:10 <pantlessmort> On the new year :(
19:24:17 <pantlessmort> The Chinese new year
19:24:19 <MincedSushi> Would it make you feel any better if I said I currently lack the pants too? Essay days never have pants
19:24:24 <MincedSushi> lol
19:24:28 <pantlessmort> I lost $5!
19:24:34 <MincedSushi> xD
19:24:41 <MincedSushi> What was the bid amount
19:24:50 <MincedSushi> that's either not so bad or very bad
19:25:37 <Mekkis> I don't think so, kapow
19:26:41 <pantlessmort> 10 cents per round :(
19:26:45 <MincedSushi> ...
19:26:50 <MincedSushi> That's terrible...
19:26:58 * pantlessmort has sheepish grin
19:27:04 <MincedSushi> Not to self gamble witht he mur when I need money
19:27:06 <pantlessmort> I blame my flogjw
19:27:10 <pantlessmort> My family
19:27:16 <MincedSushi> Nice typo
19:27:21 <MincedSushi> lol
19:27:26 <MincedSushi> What were you playing?
19:28:15 <pantlessmort> Tai di
19:28:19 <pantlessmort> And poker
19:28:21 <Mekkis> Ulzef: RAW, it could be argued that you simply find a scroll, scribe it into your spellbook, and prepare the spell....
19:29:15 <MincedSushi> I know not tai di
19:32:45 <Brunius-> Uh
19:33:00 <Brunius-> Why does Mort have no pants?
19:33:05 <pantlessmort> I lost them
19:33:10 <pantlessmort> So i came prepared
19:33:36 <Ulzef> have see in darkness and wanted deeper darkness
19:33:38 <pantlessmort> I wore green (my lucky colour this year)
19:33:55 <pantlessmort> Had a mandrin orange and a red packet the god of fortune gave me
19:34:03 <Ulzef> and Mekkis: DM prob wont let that SLid
19:34:11 <Ulzef> slide
19:34:13 <Ulzef> *
19:34:27 <Mekkis> Research it?
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19:35:54 <Ulzef> will ask
19:36:18 <Ulzef> for now i just got a wand of it
19:37:36 <Mekkis> get a staff of it, and a spell you CAN cast
19:37:38 <MincedSushi> xD
19:37:50 <Mekkis> see if your GM allows custom staves
19:38:38 <pantlessmort> So on my first round i got a ban luck (instant win - broker pays me double)
19:38:54 <pantlessmort> The table decided that lucky charms were not allowed at the table
19:39:12 <pantlessmort> So my cousins took my orange and my red packet and put it on a stool behind them
19:44:29 <Mekkis> !search deeper darkness
19:44:36 <diebot> Mekkis, Bound Blade,Shredskin,Elixir Of Darksight,Red Feather Fan,Gloom Blade,Fang of Erebus,Rod Of Shadows
19:44:53 <Mekkis> !item Rod Of Shadows
19:44:56 <diebot> Mekkis, ROD OF SHADOWS [moderate abjuration] CL:8 none 64305gp, 5lb
19:44:57 <diebot> This ebon rod is so dark it seems to absorb the light around it. The rod functions as a +2 light mace, and allows its wielder to see in darkness as if she had the see in darkness ability (Bestiary 2 301). Three times per day, the wielder can use it to create a deeper darkness effect (caster level 8th). To use this ability, the rod's wielder must
19:44:57 <diebot> touch the target object, which is a standard action that provokes attacks of opportunity. Source: Ultimate Equipment
19:46:27 <Mekkis> "You have been set up, you have the right to remain set up. Everything we say can and will be used against you in a sort-of law. You have the right to an executioner. If you cannot afford an executioner, you will be executed anyway and your family will be billed for the bullet."
19:48:18 <Ulzef> can you use my knife i am to stingy for a bullet
19:48:35 <Mekkis> only if you provide the executioner
19:51:00 <Brunius-> I might have to drop from way of the wicked
19:51:22 <Brunius-> Everyone I know is fond of scheduling stuff on Saturdays
19:51:29 <Mekkis> what's going on, and when will you know for sure?
19:59:43 <pantlessmort> Ok work time to go
20:06:42 <Mekkis> I didn't think mort was that evil
20:54:30 <Ulzef> later people its sleepy time
20:54:42 <Mekkis> 'night
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21:23:17 <Ulzef> mek you around?
21:34:12 <Mekkis> I am now
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21:38:26 <Hissatsu> Hello
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23:16:40 <Ulzef> ello people of the lands of nerds
23:17:30 <Ulzef> or not :(
23:33:24 <kapow_Office> mekk
23:33:28 <kapow_Office> you need a lift tonight?
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23:55:27 <Mekkis> kapow_Office, I should have access to a car tonight
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