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00:00 <Warren> It will stop me from worrying about you killing him, so i can focus on removing my armor without accidentally removing my pants.
00:25 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
00:26 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=12] 14
00:51 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
00:52 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=18] 17
00:52 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
00:52 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=12] 14
01:36 <Mekkis> you all see a small bag left by the creature
01:42 <Mekkis> just off the path
01:59 <Warren> On Warren's side, or the other side where everyone else is?
02:18 <Mekkis> on the other side
02:26 <Mekkis> Praitor, climbs around and takes it
02:55 * Warren unclasps his cuirass and removes his gauntlets... Undoes the straps holding his greaves...
03:15 * Warren stacks the entire armor up into his backpack and straps the shield to his back
03:19 <Warren> Here goes nothing.
03:40 * Warren 's clothing under the armor is, by the way, as white as a laundry detergent commercial
03:56 <Mekkis> You find a masterwork steel shiend, decorated as a bull's head
04:02 <Mekkis> and a book.
04:08 * Warren takes a running start and makes the jump
04:20 <Mekkis> taking 10, you make it
04:54 * Warren begins to strap his armor back on with military discipline and efficiency
05:00 <Mekkis> The book, written in Common, is the journal of one of the ancient cult’s slaves and describes
05:00 <Mekkis> her recruitment, enslavement, and the initial assault of
05:00 <Mekkis> Sarenrae’s crusaders on the Citadel, including a graphic
05:00 <Mekkis> description of the battle-crazed dervishes slaughter of
05:00 <Mekkis> many of the Citadel’s slaves.
05:22 * Praitor takes the book
05:35 <Spork> Does it got pictures?
05:40 * Warren peeks curiously at the book while he's trying to pull on his boots
05:55 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 percep
05:55 <diebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=20] 27
06:06 * Mortok_the_Lost walks throug the door (checking for traps is for cowards)
06:41 * Warren follows closely after he is done donning the armor
06:52 <Mekkis> The red glow of lava dimly lights this vast room. Rivulets o
06:52 <Mekkis> molten rock thread the hall’s floor, fed by streams of lav
06:52 <Mekkis> flowing down the walls. Four enormous forges are spaced
06:52 <Mekkis> evenly around the room, with large hammers, bellows, anvils
06:52 <Mekkis> and tanks of water dripping on the lava below. A circular ramp
06:52 <Mekkis> rises gently near the center of the room, looping above th
06:52 <Mekkis> lava channels before disappearing into the gloom above.
06:58 <Mekkis> You hear the clanging of an anvil
07:15 <Mekkis> and you see a one-eyed dwarf finishing a spear point
07:17 <Spork> Wonder what they're makin'.
07:29 <Warren> Uh oh.
07:37 <Praitor> "I hope you don't intend to burry that in me."
07:48 <Warren> Greetings, master dwarf?
07:54 <Fork> "Heyllooo!"
07:57 <Mekkis> "Who be ye?"
07:59 <Fork> "you're nots a perty lady!"
08:16 <Mekkis> "I'm not a lady. See tha beard?"
08:17 <Fork> "We came to reskyooo the perty lady!"
08:20 <Warren> We are but humble explorers.
08:30 <Mekkis> "ya?"
08:30 <Warren> Please do not mind my companions...
08:36 <Spork> Dun' the girly dwarfs ave beards too?
08:45 <Warren> What is it that you do here if i may ask?
08:52 <Spork> He makes spears!
08:55 <Spork> Can't ya tell?
09:13 <Spork> Probably makes other bits too. M'brother Spork says he wants an axe this big!
09:16 <Mekkis> "I be makin weapons. I'm not sposed to let ya pass either."
09:19 * Spork holds his arms all the way out
09:22 <Praitor> "he makes good spears trust me."
09:32 <Spork> Why not?
09:33 <Praitor> "why not?"
09:35 <Warren> I sometimes like to try this insane strategy called "asking".
09:51 <Mekkis> "I'm spossed to stop ya"
10:03 <Warren> Oh, what for?
10:04 <Praitor> "but why?"
10:04 <Fork> "can ya do that?! Can ya make me an axe? THIS BIG? *gestures, slappign Spork in the face in the process*? Pleeeeez?"
10:16 <Praitor> "why aren't we allowed past?"
10:18 * Spork steps on Fork's foot.
10:24 <Mekkis> "For me pay. And me food"
10:25 <Praitor> "that guy was meant to stop us too."
10:33 * Praitor points to the man slung over sporks shoulder
10:40 <Mekkis> "umm..."
10:46 <Fork> Hey, i'm no tspork! that's spork! 
10:49 <Warren> We... Have encountered a few problems, aye.
10:57 * Fork pokes spork with his sword
11:04 <Spork> Ain't you Spork? Its your turn!
11:08 <Mekkis> "I'm not men't ta stop ya that much..."
11:12 * Spork takes the sword and hands Fork the axe.
11:38 <Mekkis> "What ya 'ere for?"
11:41 * Fork takes the axe and puts the perty bandana on spork's head
11:57 <Warren> We are looking for something. 
12:07 <Warren> An... Artifact.
12:21 <Mekkis> "Upstairs. I'm busy and didn't see ya"
12:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> least Ulzef only has 2 7's
12:56 <Warren> You most definitely didn't see us.
13:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> Mortok has 8's Ulzef has 7's
13:18 <Spork> Right. Maybe later we can talk about that axe?
13:22 <Mekkis> "An this anvil's noisy. didn't hear ya either. Now ferk off"
13:31 <Warren> Soon all shall be well.
13:35 <Spork> On we go.
13:36 <Fork> "No axe?" 
13:40 * Warren passes by the dwarf slowly
13:42 <Spork> Later.
13:45 * Fork puts down the passed out man and pouts, terribly sad. 
13:45 <Mekkis> "Stop axing"
13:50 * Spork drags Fork with him on past.
13:57 <Warren> Put me in the room mekkis :)
14:15 * Mortok_the_Lost picks up the man and carrys him past
14:55 <Warren> How about we heal this man so he can walk?
15:03 <Mortok_the_Lost> :( i get ant haul next lvl then i can carry lots
15:10 <Fork> nonsense Warren, that went bad last time. 
15:25 <Warren> All he did was drop prone.
15:51 <Warren> It only ended bad when i tried to do the same thing.
15:56 * Praitor copies the pilgrimsa journey
15:57 <Warren> Things usually end bad when i try to do them.
16:18 <Mekkis> This long, winding ramp ascends gently in loops
16:18 <Mekkis> through the Citadel. This was the f inal passage for
16:18 <Mekkis> pilgrims seeking service—or death—with Moloch, and
16:18 <Mekkis> was of enormous ceremonial importance to the cult.
16:28 <Mekkis>  
16:33 <Mekkis>   The corridor’s walls are decorated with mosaics of a
16:33 <Mekkis> female pilgrim’s journey. Throughout these scenes, a
16:33 <Mekkis> small golden idol of Moloch perches on her shoulder.
16:47 <Mekkis>  
16:51 <Mekkis>   The innermost loop is covered in a large mural that
16:51 <Mekkis> shows a devotee of Moloch abandoning her family to
16:51 <Mekkis> begin a pilgrimage to the Citadel, as well as her journey
16:51 <Mekkis> through the Qadiran desert, with sandstorms, steadfast
16:51 <Mekkis> refusal of water, and a heat-induced vision of Moloch. 
17:04 <Mekkis>  
17:14 <Mekkis> There is a pile of black sand here.
17:17 * Warren looks at the female figure with utmost fascination
17:36 * Fork kicks over the dirt pile
17:42 <Mortok_the_Lost> i pick up the black sand
17:46 <Warren> She's quite beautiful, don't you think? Poor thing.
18:10 <Mortok_the_Lost> and throw it in the air copying the mans chants from before
18:18 <Spork> Painter didn't ad in the wrinkles.
18:27 <Mekkis> you have some black sand. The mural depicts the pilgrim scouring her face with the sand.
18:43 <Mortok_the_Lost> i do that
18:51 <Mortok_the_Lost> smudge up my face
18:52 <Warren> How about we.. DOn't do anything rash here. Oh. Forget it.
18:57 * Warren draws his sword
19:11 <Mekkis> and placing her face over a vent of hot air
19:16 <Mortok_the_Lost> (sorry wis 8 i gots to do it)
19:24 * Praitor copies mortok if nothing bad happens
19:29 <Mortok_the_Lost> do that 2
19:33 <Mekkis> ok
19:58 * Warren watches what these people are doing and observes the effects
20:13 <Warren> (not a wis buff here either, but this stuff is kinda... scarilegeous, you know:P)
20:34 <Spork> Do ya see anythin' special?
20:48 <Mortok_the_Lost> Ow that hurts
22:12 <Mekkis> ok
22:18 <Mekkis> anyone else doing stuff?
22:35 <Warren> I'll see if something happens when they do that, first
22:42 <Warren> Does the ramp lead further ahead?
22:56 <Mortok_the_Lost> i will collect some most dust and wash the stuff i have off my face
22:59 <Fork> "Mortok, what happened to you?"
23:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> and write down the actions she took
23:07 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost says "Ow that hurts" Praitor stops putting his face in the superheated air, and continues to walk on
23:12 <Mortok_the_Lost> it burned
23:21 <Fork> gasp
23:33 <Mekkis> The middle loop illustrates the passage through the hoodoo maze:
23:36 <Spork> So stickin' yer face in hot burns?
23:45 <Mekkis> The pilgrim encounters increasingly large fire creatures, but in each
23:45 <Mekkis> case she prostrates herself to them and is allowed to pass.
23:47 <Warren> Why exactly are we putting suspicious black sand on our faces in a temple of an archdevil? Just asking.
23:59 <Mortok_the_Lost> i am used to snow this hot stuff is new to me
24:31 <Warren> Perhaps we could wake up our friend and ask him what gives.
24:34 <Warren> WHo is with me?
24:54 <Mekkis> Here, an obsidian statue of a towering bull-headed man looms over mosaics of pilgrims kneeling before it.
25:00 <Warren> We made it over the bridge, and he said we'd die, so that has got to count for something, right?
25:03 <Praitor> i lead on
25:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> i stay away from his mouth it prob breaths fire
25:30 <Warren> I'm right with whoever is going first
25:45 <Spork> Spork and FOrk go too.
25:46 * Fork follows
26:01 <Mekkis>   The outermost loop shows the final judgment of the
26:01 <Mekkis> pilgrim. The golden idol looms over the entire Lava
26:01 <Mekkis> Temple, reflected in every torch, lava pool, and smoke
26:01 <Mekkis> plume
26:03 <Spork> Hey Spork, member that time Splade called ya a dumb git?
26:39 <Mekkis> Here, the pilgrim immolates herself by placing her hand in
26:39 <Mekkis> a bonfire of blue flame. A much smaller brazier of blue
26:39 <Mekkis> flame stands on an ornate sconce in the passage.
26:53 <Warren> Wow.
27:02 <Mortok_the_Lost> stick my hand in the fire
27:08 * Fork laughs at mortok
27:14 <Warren> At least these archdevil-worshippers have their architecture down.
28:03 <Mortok_the_Lost> stupid women that burns
28:06 <Mekkis>    At the top of the Pilgrim Passage sits an ornate spiral
28:06 <Mekkis> stair leading up. The murals here depict Malebolge,
28:06 <Mekkis> where the pilgrim has been reborn as a f iery warrior
28:06 <Mekkis> clad in black armor and standing in a paradise of
28:06 <Mekkis> water and palm trees (though hints of darker skies and
28:06 <Mekkis> f iery storms can be seen in the distance, ref lecting
28:06 <Mekkis> the true nature of Malebolge). Along the walls, choirs
28:06 <Mekkis> of f ire creatures sing in celebration, and a frieze on
28:06 <Mekkis> the ceiling shows the golden idol of Moloch smiling
28:06 <Mekkis> over his hordes.
28:11 <Mortok_the_Lost> why she keep doing stupid stuff
28:46 * Praitor walks on
28:51 <Warren> Oh, so this is what the crafty devil promises his minions.
29:00 <Mekkis> there's a spiral staircase leading up
29:02 <Spork> So ya get burnt, then ya get black armor and singin?
29:04 * Fork pokes Praitor 
29:06 <Fork> wanna make a picture?
29:14 <Warren> Can't blame the poor man for being so misled can we?
29:15 <Mortok_the_Lost> praitor: can i get a bink from that healing stick?
29:21 <Spork> I get singin' down at the pub. From girls.
29:31 * Spork shrugs, not seeing what all the fuss is about.
29:56 <Warren> Can you put me on the map, Mekkis?
30:04 <Mekkis> you're on the map
30:13 <Warren> i'm like over yonder
30:20 <Warren> i'm supposed to be right with the rest
30:27 <Mekkis> I've got you at U15
30:41 <Warren> i see myself at d 13
30:48 <Mekkis> reconnect then
30:54 <Warren> u15 is spork
31:16 <Mekkis> Spork's at U13
31:20 <Warren> ah, better
31:26 <Warren> alright
31:32 <Warren> So i'll go to the door at
31:44 <Warren> U12
31:45 <Warren> and listen
31:55 <Mekkis> Praitor is climbing the stairs
31:56 <Fork> mekki says there's nothing much in them. 
31:59 <Fork> we're going upstairs!
31:59 * Praitor leads up the stairs
32:02 <Mortok_the_Lost> have we still got a potion?
32:05 <Mekkis> Fork's already kicked in the doors
32:06 <Fork> yes. 
32:08 <Mekkis> no
32:09 <Mortok_the_Lost> some heals would be nice
32:12 <Warren> Are we not going to check out these doors?
32:21 <Fork> oh yeah, we don't have pots
32:35 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
32:36 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=17] 19
32:37 <Warren> If anyone needs healing, come here :)
32:48 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
32:48 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=10] 18
32:54 <Mekkis> The staircase opens onto a grand hall of polished obsidian
32:54 <Mekkis> and red marble. The walls are decorated with reliefs of a
32:54 <Mekkis> gleaming brass city, a massive sandstorm scouring a desert,
32:54 <Mekkis> and a horde of fire elementals descending on a city full of
32:54 <Mekkis> terrified humans. Rivers of slowly bubbling lava crisscross
32:54 <Mekkis> the floor, all streaming out of an elaborate altar at the far
32:54 <Mekkis> side of the room. Atop the altar sits a squat golden idol,
32:54 <Mekkis> 3 feet tall, of a bull-headed man, its arms raised and its
32:54 <Mekkis> hands holding a large thorned sword and a huge battleaxe.
32:54 <Mekkis> The idol’s eyes glow a deep crimson. Lava flows impossibly
32:54 <Mekkis> fast out of the bull-headed idol’s open mouth and down
32:54 <Mekkis> its torso, fanning out from there into rivers on the floor.
32:54 <Mekkis> Behind the altar, an obsidian relief of geometric forms
32:54 <Mekkis> stretches from floor to ceiling. Smoky forms flit across the
32:54 <Mekkis> relief ’s surface, their fiery eyes staring out at the room.
33:08 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal on Mortok
33:09 <diebot> Warren, heal on Mortok: [1d8=4] 5
33:56 <Fork> "Reckon that shiny's bigger'n mine"
34:00 <Spork> Is thems eyes or is Fork jus' bein scared?
34:05 <Warren> These smoky froms are drawn, or do they actually flit?
34:35 <Fork> "HELLOOOOO"
34:38 * Fork jostles Spork 
34:46 <Fork> "I found the perty lady!"
34:51 <Spork> We found the princess!
34:55 <Mekkis> There is a woman on the altar, she's holding a whip and a mace, and does not look happy at your intrusion.
35:01 <Mekkis> She starts casting a spell
35:02 <Fork> "HELLOOOO perty lady! We came here to reskyooo you!
35:08 <Spork> We've come to do all yer rescuin!
35:16 <Mekkis> inititative
35:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
35:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
35:26 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
35:27 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=15] 17
35:27 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+6 init
35:27 <dicebot> Praitor, init: [1d20=18] 24
35:28 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 better init than Fork
35:28 <diebot> Spork, better init than Fork: [1d20=13] 15
35:31 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
35:31 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
35:32 <Spork> aww
35:34 <Warren> !throw 1d20+1 init
35:34 <diebot> Warren, init: [1d20=2] 3
36:57 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 acro
36:57 <diebot> Praitor, acro: [1d20=6] 15
37:15 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 acro
37:15 <diebot> Praitor, acro: [1d20=12] 21
37:21 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 acro
37:21 <diebot> Praitor, acro: [1d20=5] 14
37:37 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+9 trip
37:37 <dicebot> Praitor, trip: [1d20=13] 22
37:45 <Mortok_the_Lost> thank you
37:48 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 stomp
37:49 <diebot> Praitor, stomp: [1d20=16] 21
37:56 <Praitor> !throw 1d6+4
37:57 <diebot> Praitor, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
38:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
38:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13
38:16 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
39:03 <Fork> !throw 1d20-4 acro
39:03 <diebot> Fork, acro: [1d20=12] 8
39:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8 fire
39:44 <diebot> Mekkis, fire: [1d8=6] 6
39:59 <Fork> 9/15
40:01 <Mekkis> standard action remains
40:54 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3
40:54 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
41:04 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
41:08 * Fork makes cranky sounds
41:24 <Spork> spork delays.
42:25 <Mekkis> she holds out a holy symbol of Moloch, and a wave of negative energy flows all over you
42:48 <Mekkis> Praitor, Fork and Warren, will saves
43:07 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 will
43:07 <diebot> Praitor, will: [1d20=12] 17
43:24 <Warren> !throw 1d20+6 will
43:24 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 hopefully
43:24 <diebot> Warren, will: [1d20=18] 24
43:24 <diebot> Fork, hopefully: [1d20=19] 17
43:27 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6
43:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6: [2d6=3,1] 4
43:32 <Mekkis> take 2 damage each
43:41 <Praitor> 20/23
43:50 <Mekkis> she tries to get up
43:55 <Warren> 17/21
43:57 <Fork> 7/15
44:07 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 punch
44:07 <diebot> Praitor, punch: [1d20=5] 10
44:11 <Mekkis> you miss
44:27 <Mekkis> it's now Mortok_the_Lost's turn
44:32 <Mekkis> (she stands up)
45:20 <Spork> undelay after
45:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20 acro
45:37 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, acro: [1d20=8] 8
45:49 <Mekkis> you make it
46:05 <Mekkis> rage and bash. Roll ti
46:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6 attack
46:05 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, attack: [1d20=12] 18
46:05 <Mekkis> it
46:10 <Mekkis> miss
46:23 <Mekkis> it's j0w Spork's turn
46:48 <Warren> i think you passed me up
46:54 <Warren> i was after Mortok
46:58 <Mekkis> Spork delayed
47:03 <Warren> ahh ok
47:05 <Warren> missed that
47:24 <Spork> hm. can spork get a run up going northwest to !f3, and then head across the top and around? double move.
47:40 <Mekkis> sure
48:01 <Spork> Acro for lava?
48:04 <Mekkis> sure
48:07 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2
48:07 <diebot> Spork, 1d20-2: [1d20=9] 7
48:11 <Mekkis> twice. Two jumps
48:15 <Mekkis> first one makes it
48:19 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2
48:19 <diebot> Spork, 1d20-2: [1d20=10] 8
48:25 <Mekkis> sure
48:27 <Warren> She is adjacent to me?
48:29 <Mekkis> it's now Warren's turn
48:31 <Mekkis> no
48:31 <Spork> Spork gets to the enemy!
48:38 <Mekkis> she's 25' away
48:43 <Warren> what is the red dot next to me?
48:50 <Warren> or do i need to reconnect again
48:53 <Mekkis> it's not next to you
48:53 <Warren> anyway
48:56 <Warren> my action is this
49:17 <Mekkis> you're at !F6, she's at Z6
49:22 * Warren stands where he is for the moment, looks over at the woman drawing his sword, clears his throat, and speaks "Senseless violence goes against my faith, so I brought these people!"
49:25 <Warren> (antagonize feat, standard action i roll Diplomacy against 10+her HD + her wis and if i succeed she is flustered: -2 to all attacks and rolls against everyone except me and 10%  spell failure against everyone except me)
49:32 <Warren> !throw 1d20+7 diplomacy
49:33 <diebot> Warren, diplomacy: [1d20=7] 14
49:40 <Mekkis> sure
49:46 <Mortok_the_Lost> 26 is not old -_-
49:58 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
50:12 <Warren> i can still move
50:18 <Praitor> !throw 1d0+9 trip
50:18 <diebot> Praitor, trip: [1d0=0] 9
50:25 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 trip
50:25 <diebot> Praitor, trip: [1d20=1] 10
50:33 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 trip
50:34 <diebot> Praitor, trip: [1d20=2] 11
50:40 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
50:54 <Warren> You didn't let me make my move action :P
51:01 <Mekkis> you didn't take it.
51:06 <Mekkis> what do you want to do?
51:11 <Warren> i didn't get to that part!
51:12 <Warren>  :D
51:22 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 javelinz bitchez
51:22 <diebot> Fork, javelinz bitchez: [1d20=1] 4
51:34 <Mekkis> where are you moving, Warren?
51:44 <Warren> How far can i safely get if i corss the lava square?
52:04 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
52:09 <Fork> and then fork moves to !d5
52:17 <Warren> probably can't move full speed over that
52:18 <Mekkis> you'll need an acrobatics check to safely cross the lava
52:34 <Warren> Hmm...
53:02 <Warren> Does it look hard?
53:19 <Warren> I mean, how hard does it look to my character knowing how well he can jump in armor?
53:19 <Mekkis> for someone wearing full armour, without a runup, yes
53:36 <Warren> Then i move backward in position for a running start
53:50 <Mekkis> sure
53:54 <Mekkis> anything else?
53:59 <Warren> like one or two squares back
54:00 <Warren> no
54:05 <Mekkis> on
54:06 <Warren> that's all i can do for the round
54:19 <Mekkis> She attempts to trip you with her whip as you run off, Fork 
54:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 trip
54:27 <diebot> Mekkis, trip: [1d20=18] 24
54:49 * Fork sad cutlery
54:56 <Mekkis> fork() hits the ground
55:09 <Mekkis> she then tries to hit fork
55:14 <Spork> Spork?
55:30 <Warren> (getting ready for lava swimming fun times)
55:35 <Warren> (brb)
55:52 <Mekkis> she channels again
56:08 <Mekkis> Everyone except Warren, give me a will save
56:18 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 will
56:18 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 will
56:19 <diebot> Spork, will: [1d20=10] 8
56:19 <diebot> Praitor, will: [1d20=17] 22
56:26 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 will
56:26 <diebot> Fork, will: [1d20=13] 11
56:31 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1
56:31 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
56:35 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6
56:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6: [2d6=1,3] 4
56:39 <Fork> !roll 1d20-2 diebot killing me
56:39 <dicebot> Fork, diebot killing me: [1d20=4] 2
56:41 <Mortok_the_Lost> shirt re roll
56:47 <Praitor> 18/23
56:50 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 reroll
56:50 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, reroll: [1d20=15] 16
57:11 <Mekkis> 4 damage to Spork, 2 damage to Mortok_the_Lost, Praitor and Fork 
57:17 <Mekkis> it's now Mortok_the_Lost's turn
57:30 <Spork> 10/15
57:42 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6 attack
57:43 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, attack: [1d20=12] 18
57:54 <Mekkis> miss
58:07 <Mekkis> anything else, Mortok_the_Lost?
58:26 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20 acro
58:26 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, acro: [1d20=12] 12
58:51 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
58:59 <Spork> raging!
59:01 <Spork> and biting!
59:01 <Mekkis> ok
59:03 <Mekkis> ok
59:03 <Spork> and axing too.
59:05 <Fork> "SPork, help me!"
59:05 <Mekkis> ok
59:18 <Spork> Er. Swording.
59:40 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 sword; 2d6+10 damage; 1d20+3 bite; 1d4+3 damage
59:40 <diebot> Spork, sword: [1d20=3] 11; damage: [2d6=1,6] 17; bite: [1d20=10] 13; damage: [1d4=1] 4
59:46 <Spork> ...
59:49 <Mekkis> two misses
59:49 <Spork> Rage is bad for me today.
59:51 <Spork> 3 rounds
59:59 <Mekkis> it's now Warren's turn
00:06 <Warren> (back)
00:13 <Warren> Alright here goes nothing again.
00:13 <Praitor> come save us warren
00:21 * Warren makes a running leap over the lava
00:44 <Warren> Oh and before he does, straps his shield on
00:45 <Praitor> you can make it warren i believe in you
01:05 <Mekkis> ok
01:11 <Warren> !throw 1d20-4 (counting acp) acrobatics
01:11 <diebot> Warren, (counting acp) acrobatics: [1d20=3] -1
01:15 <Warren> Uh oh.
01:25 <Mekkis> you find your left leg stuck in the lave
01:26 <Mekkis> lava
01:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8 damage
01:31 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d8=8] 8
01:36 <Mekkis> !spell planar binding, lesser
01:37 <Warren> Aaaaahhhh!
01:43 <Mekkis> standard action remains
01:50 <Warren> Get it out!
01:51 <diebot> Mekkis, PLANAR BINDING, LESSER conjuration (calling[see text]) sorcerer/wizard 5, summoner 4 10 minutes Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels); see text one elemental or outsider with 6 HD or less Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates SR:no and yes; see text
01:51 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/planar_binding,_lesser.html
01:57 <Mekkis> strength check
02:08 <Warren> !throw 1d20+2
02:08 <diebot> Warren, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
02:32 <Mekkis> you pull your leg free
02:56 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
03:09 <Warren> I shall conquer my ineptitude or die trying.
03:11 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9
03:11 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+9: [1d20=3] 12
03:18 <Mekkis> miß
03:28 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9
03:28 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+9: [1d20=15] 24
03:36 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5
03:36 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
03:40 <Mekkis> she falls to the ground
03:44 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5
03:44 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
03:56 <Praitor> !throw 2d6+8
03:56 <diebot> Praitor, 2d6+8: [2d6=3,3] 14
04:11 <Mekkis> she collapses
04:22 <Mortok_the_Lost> rage end
04:30 <Warren> DOn't forget -2 on everything and 10% slepp failure if i succeeded at the fluster
04:33 <Praitor> who wants to grab it?
04:35 <Spork> rage end. Look at Mortok.
04:44 <Mekkis> you didn't
04:47 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+4 heal
04:48 <diebot> Praitor, heal: [1d20=11] 15
05:00 <Warren> How wounded is fork?
05:13 <Fork> 7?5?
05:17 <Fork> 5 iirc
05:19 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal on fork
05:19 <diebot> Warren, heal on fork: [1d8=1] 2
05:33 <Spork> I am?
05:36 <Mortok_the_Lost> loot her first
05:36 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal on self
05:37 <diebot> Warren, heal on self: [1d8=3] 4
05:38 * Spork glares at it.
05:45 <Spork> But its hot stuff comin' out!
05:58 <Praitor> paladin play with this wand until spork ish ealed
06:00 <Praitor> it's the same as mine
06:03 <Praitor> just not mine
06:14 <Mekkis> wand of cure light wounds (50 charges);
06:19 <Mekkis> scale mail, masterwork light mace, masterwork whip, cloak of
06:19 <Mekkis> resistance +1
06:25 <Warren> oh i forgot umd
06:35 <Warren> it only matters if i roll a 1
06:39 <Warren> but i can do that :P
06:51 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
06:51 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=15] 23
06:54 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
06:54 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=12] 20
06:56 <Mortok_the_Lost> use it to get everyone to full then we will grab and run
07:00 <Spork> Is it still pouring lava?
07:05 <Warren> Just tell me how many times i have to roll
07:09 <Warren> because i can jam it
07:16 <Spork> Kick it over?
07:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> can i get some heals
07:41 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
07:42 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=6] 14
07:50 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
07:51 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=1] 9
07:55 <Warren> there, jammed
07:59 <Warren> :/
08:13 * Fork meekly wanders downstairs
08:14 * Warren hands the wand back to Praitor 
08:21 <Warren> I'm afraid it won't like me for about a day.
08:28 <Spork> Spork will grab it.
08:43 <Spork> We ready?
08:44 <Praitor> thats her brand new wnad not mine
08:49 <Praitor> so it doesn't matter too much warren :P
09:02 <Warren> Ok if you hand me another one i can keep healing
09:05 <Spork> Spork grabs the idol
09:25 <Fork> what happened to passedoutguy?
09:33 <Mekkis> Spork picks up the idol, closing the small but perceptible portal to Malebolge growing within the idol.
10:23 <Spork> Hey, wheres that book?
10:41 * Fork hurls the passed otu guy over one shoulder and the notsoperty lady over the other
10:41 <Praitor> you don't even know there was a book
10:45 <Mekkis> Is anyone else doing anything before you carry the idol to your Venture-Captain?
10:45 <Praitor> i grabbed it down ^_^
11:01 <Fork> "Hey Praitor, i'll trade you this wench for that book?"
11:22 <Praitor> !throw 1d20-1 geo
11:23 <diebot> Praitor, geo: [1d20=3] 2
11:53 <Spork> Its got pictures!
12:03 * Fork pulls out his dragon book and shows Praitor 
12:08 <Fork> "i'm building a library!
12:19 <Mekkis> If the PCs defeat the cult, they can return the idol to the
12:19 <Mekkis> Pathfinder Society in Absalom, where the chroniclers
12:19 <Mekkis> and sages study its planar powers and the heritage of the
12:19 <Mekkis> archdevil Moloch. The Qadiran sandstorms recede, the
12:19 <Mekkis> fire creatures that have already wandered through the
12:19 <Mekkis> portal disperse, and the cult quiets in Qadira once more.
12:25 <Mekkis>  
12:34 <Mekkis> Andorans get 1 Prestige
12:44 <Mekkis> Chelish get 1 Prestige
12:45 <Warren> One we exit the temple, i'll try to make Gail join a temple of Serenae :D
12:46 <Ballig> what's a hairy gut monk
12:49 <Mekkis> Osirions get 1 prestige
12:53 <Spork> Orcs get level 2!
12:58 <Mekkis> Qadirans get 2 Prestige
13:06 <Avatar> did that joker end up coming back
13:10 <Mekkis> Taldans get 1 prestige
14:08 <Mekkis> I'll get your chronicle sheets tomorrow or so
14:41 <Warren> I don't need one, but thanks for playing with me :)
14:44 * Mekkis removes voice from Fork Mortok_the_Lost Praitor Spork
14:46 <Mortok_the_Lost> sweet later all was a cool exp
15:02 <Mekkis> Warren, why shouldn't I give you one? Have you already played it
15:03 Mortok_the_Lost is now known as Ulzef
15:04 Spork is now known as Hydrazine
15:04 <Praitor> night all
15:12 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+3 day job masonry
15:12 <diebot> Praitor, day job masonry: [1d20=3] 6
15:15 <Praitor> wooo
15:17 <Praitor> 1 gold day job mekk
15:22 <Warren> No, but i'll play it for credit with my rl group
15:22 <Mekkis> use the !dayjob command
15:23 <Ballig> no
15:26 <Mekkis> !dayjob +3
15:27 <Warren> wouldn't want to leave them out
15:27 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 18 10gp
15:34 <Praitor> !dayjob +3
15:34 <diebot> Praitor, Roll: 12 5gp
15:36 <Mekkis> Warren, I thought you were running it for them
15:43 <Praitor> night all
15:44 <Warren> yeah i am
15:50 <Warren> but after that i'll probably still play it
16:14 <Warren> Also main reason is, i don't want to put my characters a step closer to retirement.. trying to get the most play possible out of them
16:21 <Warren> and my friends needs to catch up with me
16:43 <Avatar> I didn't notice he was trying to pretend to be a girl
16:47 <Avatar> he did a pretty woeful job of it
17:14 <Ballig> haha yeah I just read up then too
17:19 <Warren> i play the game for the game, not the credit :)
17:20 <Ballig> the text I got from kapow
17:26 <Ballig> KAPOW: Troll in channel can you ban it?
17:28 <Ballig> ME: at work, get Avatar
17:35 <Ballig> KAPOW: I text all 3 of you. Avatar killed himself apparnetly.
17:42 <Avatar> nice
17:54 <Ballig> I actually didn't properly read that last one until I'm on my way home
17:55 <Warren> i'll head home then, these fancypants are not the most comortable thing i've worn
18:00 <Ballig> and I thought the troll was trying to convince people you committed suicide
18:14 <Avatar> maybe I'm just suicidal
18:18 <Ballig> are you
18:19 <Ballig> you can talk to me
18:23 <Avatar> maybe
18:25 <Avatar> it's a mystery
18:30 <Ballig> I'm here for you
18:32 <Avatar> thx
18:38 <Warren> seeya
18:45 <Fork> good games!
18:45 <Fork> night!
19:01 Fork is now known as tashasaurus
21:15 <Avatar> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1006691271/foam-brain-dice-metals
22:54 <Brunius> There are already solid metal RPG dice out there...
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24:18 <Ballig> that's what I was thinking
24:34 <Ballig> they "sell hundreds of sets of dice a week" and apparently don't already have a supplier of metal dice
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32:30 <Avatar> these are special though
32:32 <Hydrazine> huh. +12 attack roll at level 2..
32:54 <Ballig> what makes them special
41:07 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, that's not that hard is it?
41:45 <Hydrazine> Dunno, I'm not that sharp on all the other options. Seems high.
41:55 <Hydrazine> I was just leveling up Spork.
44:41 <Mekkis> it's games like last night's that justify the fact that almost all of my characters are spellcasters
45:08 <Avatar> what happened
45:11 <Mekkis> oh
45:23 <Mekkis> 3 barbarians, a monk, and a non-spellcasting paladin
45:40 <Brunius> and they all got hit with a black tentacles
45:42 <Brunius> then a web
45:43 <Brunius> amirite
45:51 <Avatar> probably not at tier 1-5
45:57 <Hydrazine> colorspray!
46:01 <Ballig> I'm sure they wre destroying everything
46:07 <Mekkis> no deaths, but as far as Pathfinding is concerned, as agents, they weren't very good at the whole Exploring and Reporting
46:09 <Hydrazine> We rolled shit mostly.
46:37 <Ballig> in what way didn't they report
46:59 <Mekkis> for some reason, they managed to complete both Qadiran faction missions where none of them were of that faction.
47:14 <Ballig> that sounds like exploring
48:05 <Ballig> when I played it I almost completed the cheliax faction mission despite not being cheliax
48:16 <Ballig> the only thing that stopped me was the GM didn't properly describe one of the aspects
48:49 <Avatar> hey, that was the book's fault
48:57 <Mekkis> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dicehateme/compounded-better-gaming-through-chemistry?ref=live
50:40 <Mekkis> how would you adjudicate Charm monster/person?
50:55 <Ballig> in what context
51:07 <Mekkis> in "I cast it on the guard"
51:32 <Ballig> need more context
53:12 <MekkisScreen> I'm in a town, I need to get some information as to the whereabouts of $NPC, and I speak to the guard and he tells me to fuck off. I then cast Charm Person on the guard.
53:47 <Ballig> assuming it's successful, the expected outcome would be that the guard would become friendly and willing to give limited assistance
54:04 <Ballig> which may include location of $NPC, depending on whether the guard knew where $NPC was and what the consequences would be for him for telling you where $NPC is
54:05 <Avatar> is it something he'd tell a friend
54:16 <Avatar> or is he just willing to go to the tavern with you
54:21 <Avatar> when he's off duty
55:38 <Ballig> e.g. if I'm standing outside and someone asks where my neighbour is, and I'm in a pissed-off mood, I might tell him to fuck off. if he then cast charm person on me, and I knew where my neighbour was, and the consequences of telling that person were likely negligible, I'd probably tell them
56:05 <Ballig> but if I work for ASIS and that person is asking me the confidential location of a government spy, even with charm person I probably wouldnt' say anything
56:13 <MekkisScreen> he wouldn't go OMG Spellcasting! Attack!
56:47 <Ballig> I can see why someone might adjudicate in that way, but I think it's unfair
57:27 <Ballig> there are a lot of those kinds of spells that are only really useful outside of combat, and if you can't cast any spells outside of combat without it being considered a hostile action, it seriously cripples characters who use those spells
58:28 <Avatar> he has to spellcraft it
58:29 <Ballig> spellcasting is so ubiquitous in worlds like this that I don't think everyone should be immediately assuming a spell is hostile
58:46 <Ballig> assuming no spellcraft, for all the guard knows the person is just casting guidance
59:00 <Ballig> or augury
59:07 <Avatar> if spellcasting is forbidden in that setting, then he should go omg attack
59:12 <Avatar> but otherwise yeah
59:18 <Ballig> yeah, if it's a cultural thing that's understandable
59:26 <Ballig> and a challenge that players would likely be aware of beforehand
59:27 <Avatar> consider it like a player as well
59:44 <Avatar> does an npc spellcasting like that automatically make the player suspicious if they can't tell what it is?
00:15 <Ballig> Buck attacks people at the drop of a hat
00:23 <Ballig> "she's leaving the room! kill her!"
00:23 <Ballig> :p
00:45 <MekkisScreen> yes, but only because GMs don't describe NPC spellcasting unless it's detrimental
01:07 <Avatar> that's metagaming
01:16 <MekkisScreen> true
01:34 <MekkisScreen> then again, all my characters have spellcraft.
01:35 <Ballig> the reason they don't describe it is because it's ubiquitous and such a normal part of every day life
01:45 <MekkisScreen> if they fail to identify, the assume it's benighn
01:54 <Ballig> if you successfully spellcraft a spell and know it's charm person, you can rightly be offended by that
01:55 <MekkisScreen> Ballig: agreed
02:13 <Avatar> that is grounds for combat
02:37 <Avatar> if someone is trying to cast charm person and I don't know why, I'm probably not going to say well that's rude
02:37 <MekkisScreen> what about casting Message?
02:51 <Avatar> message is talking
03:02 <MekkisScreen> you'd say "what's your touch AC"?
03:12 <Avatar> what
03:17 <Ballig> or if the guard succeeds on the saving throw. they'd "feel a hostile force or a tingle"
03:25 <Ballig> probably a tingle in the case of charm person, I don't know that it's necessarily 'hostile'
03:27 <Avatar> yeah
03:27 <MekkisScreen> Mytiazair has set off two combats by casting message...
03:35 <Avatar> they dont' even need spellcraft
04:09 <Ballig> that GM (or GMs) is probably being a bit unfair against spellcasters
04:30 <MekkisScreen> in his career
04:50 <Ballig> unless it's a super tense situation with a paranoid combatant
05:00 <Ballig> kind of like being shot because it looked like you were reaching for a gun
05:16 <Avatar> it all usually happens pretty quickly
06:58 <MekkisScreen> different GMs, at least 16 months apart
06:58 <MekkisScreen> it was in the sanguine pit...
09:08 <Avatar> what words did you say when you casted it
09:18 <Avatar> you are usually pretty cloak and dagger about these things, even to GMs
09:31 <MekkisScreen> "I cast message on the party"
09:41 <Avatar> "roll for initiative" ?
10:13 <MekkisScreen> no. The amazonian women comes up to you, rolls intimidate, and say "OUT!"
12:05 <MekkisScreen> pretty clear response
12:42 <MekkisScreen> is there any way to increase your dispell checks?
13:17 <Ballig> levelling
13:33 <MekkisScreen> that doesn't work
15:26 <Avatar> pretty sure it does
17:18 <MekkisScreen> nope. the enemy caster's level increases at the same rate
17:50 <MekkisScreen> you always need around a 13+ to successfully dispell
18:36 <Ballig> no I mean you level when they don't level
19:12 <MekkisScreen> you're saying "Play down"?
19:51 <Ballig> just level
20:18 <MekkisScreen> I'm talking PFS...
20:24 <Ballig> yeah
20:27 <MekkisScreen> that's not really an option
26:30 <Avatar> you asked about how to increase it
26:39 <Avatar> not how to match the bad guys as you both level up
27:25 <MekkisScreen> how can you increase it without levelling
27:48 <Avatar> isn't there a trait or a boon or something that increases caster level
27:55 <Avatar> of one spell
28:06 <Ballig> gifted adept
28:24 <MekkisScreen> there's Varisian Tattoo, and gifted adept
28:37 <MekkisScreen> any items?
28:38 <Brunius> There's a boon from a certain module that does the same thing, I think
28:48 <Avatar> Cairo got varisian tattoo, didn't use it very well I dont' think
29:07 <MekkisScreen> he did?
29:13 <MekkisScreen> !find Cairo
29:13 <dicebot> MekkisScreen, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=270
29:19 <Ballig> dispelling weapon
30:22 <MekkisScreen> link?
30:29 <Ballig> ultimate equipment
30:35 <MekkisScreen> or is it a spell?
30:39 <Ballig> cost is +1 bonus, it's a spell storing weapon that can only store dispel magic
30:46 <Ballig> and grants a bonus to your check equal to the enhancement bonus of the weapon
31:21 <MekkisScreen> ah, but yoou need to hit them?
32:08 <Ballig> I'd say so
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46:12 <Avatar> shit I have to find another feat for cairo
46:41 <Avatar> when I level him up 2 levels
50:23 <Ballig> just retire him
52:34 <Avatar> I'm not putting any more chronicles on him
52:40 <Avatar> but I might have to use him later
23:00 <KingniK> This show, Celebrity Ghost Stories, is very loose with their definition of a celebrity.
24:30 <Ulzef>  hi all
27:59 <Avatar> yo
35:29 <Nekhet> hi
37:40 <KingniK> Anyone awake?
23:01 * Steven waves tiredly
23:34 <Steven> 57/60 tables of credit
43:51 <Steven> hey avatar
58:51 <Ulzef> Mekkis: you around?
01:16 <Brunius> Chances are he's at FNM
01:45 <Ulzef> fairy snuff
08:20 <Still_Magnificent> i am now.
11:40 Still_Magnificent is now known as Steven
50:50 <KingniK> Nice, good morning.
53:17 <Avatar> allo
01:58 <KingniK> We're still getting a lot of snow.
05:07 <KingniK> We're at 3 inches and we're supposed to get 7 today.
08:47 <Avatar> we're getting a lot of heat
09:51 <KingniK> Summer in Australia 
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38:10 <Steven> Where ya live king?
38:57 <Steven> sorry for the delay, i had to go to the store
39:00 <KingniK> Near Chicago
39:17 <Steven> but good news, i have potato salad and sandwich fixings
39:25 <Steven> cool cool
39:38 <Steven> I'm in Washington... the state not the capital
39:46 <KingniK> Nice, I just shoveled teh sidewalk, and salted it, now I can't see the sidewalk.
41:10 <KingniK> That was an hour ago.
44:15 <Wrothmonk> Wonderful weather.
46:14 <KingniK> Where are you Monk?
51:03 <Wrothmonk> Normally I'm in davenport, sometimes evenstan
51:11 <Wrothmonk> evenston*
51:21 <KingniK> Steven what do you play mostly?  I'm assuming monk does monks.
51:25 <Wrothmonk> Suburb of chicago actually.
51:34 <Wrothmonk> Actually I do a sorcerer and ranger
52:03 <KingniK> I'm in Roundlake
52:55 <KingniK> I do casters and rogue/rangers  Though I prefer psions, I don't know anything about pathfinder psions though
55:55 <Wrothmonk> whats a psion?
56:14 <KingniK> Psionics?
56:31 <Wrothmonk> yeah don't think I've heard of that type of character before.
56:51 <KingniK> ???  Really? what systems have you played?
57:08 <Wrothmonk> pathfinder and like 3 games of DnD
57:13 <Wrothmonk> all three with a ranger
57:33 <KingniK> How long have you been playing?
58:28 <Wrothmonk> pathfinder I've been playing since last november, DnD was a few years ago
58:38 <KingniK> Ah OK, lol how old are you?
59:49 <Wrothmonk> Probably younger than you.
00:01 <KingniK> I'm 28
00:26 <KingniK> And have been playing D&D for 23 years.
00:32 <Wrothmonk> ???
00:39 <Wrothmonk> you have been playing since you were 5?
00:49 <KingniK> Yeah, dad used it to teach me to read.
00:57 <Wrothmonk> WoW
01:02 <Wrothmonk> awesome dad!
01:32 <KingniK> lol
02:06 <KingniK> Well psionics is like arcane magic, but each power can be empowered to become stronger at the expense of more points.
02:29 <Wrothmonk> I think I know two classes like that
02:36 <Wrothmonk> one of them banned btw
02:42 <KingniK> Which?
02:58 <Wrothmonk> I believe it was an archetype called a synthist or something like that
03:13 <KingniK> Oh, neverheard of that.
03:26 <Wrothmonk> The magus is a mele caster
03:29 <Wrothmonk> melee*
03:45 <Wrothmonk> which is the other class
04:06 <KingniK> Ah
04:22 <Wrothmonk> Although its really just enhancing a weapon
04:41 <Wrothmonk> for the most part
05:13 <Wrothmonk> There are also metamagic feats which let you make spells somewhat more powerfull.
05:30 <KingniK> Well a psion is a pure caster, like a wizard, but they don't have armor penalties.  instead of spells they have powers they know and an allotment of power points they can use in any combinations to manifest powers.
05:56 <Wrothmonk> Sounds a lot like a Magus
06:08 <Wrothmonk> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/magus
06:25 <Wrothmonk> Not completely free of penalties, just on light armor
07:36 <KingniK> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/psionics-unleashed/classes/psion
07:47 <KingniK> There apparently is a psion class.
08:01 <Wrothmonk> I have not seen that book before...
08:10 <Wrothmonk> Let me check the legality
10:24 <Wrothmonk> Not legal
10:41 <Wrothmonk> Its from 3rd party sources, so its not legal for PFS
10:45 <KingniK> Yeah, usually noone wants to play psions anyway, I just like them.
11:18 <KingniK> But it can be in a not PFS thing right?
11:38 <Wrothmonk> it could be legal for play in pathfinder
11:47 <Wrothmonk> depends on if your gm is willing to have it legal or not
11:59 <KingniK> Yeah, thats usually the case.
14:04 <KingniK> But I absolutely love Elan Wizard/Psion
16:53 <Wrothmonk> So, will you be joining the pfs game this weekend?
17:18 <KingniK> idk probably not, its my girlfriends birthday this weekend.
17:23 <Wrothmonk> Ah
18:04 <KingniK> I also don't know much about whats goign on.
18:52 <Wrothmonk> Haven't gone over the rules, or have you just no created a character?
18:56 <Wrothmonk> not*
19:13 <KingniK> both really lol
19:38 <Wrothmonk> well thought it was kinda obvious if you hadn't gone over the rules you hadn't made a character, at least i hope not :P
20:00 <KingniK> I can assume a lot probably
20:24 <Wrothmonk> have you played DnD 3.5? Pathfinder is based of that.
20:31 <Wrothmonk> or so I'm told
22:27 <KingniK> Yeah, they're very similar
22:31 <KingniK> brb
24:58 <Steven> alright im back
25:03 <Steven> emails have finished going out
25:22 <Steven> 23 emails this morning... all dealing with PFS
38:52 <Steven> so... whats everyone doing?
39:32 <Steven> i need to grab up on 2 games between now and wednesday
42:51 <Steven> would be nice to get a game in today... a game in tomorrow when we run two tables in here
42:56 <Steven> and then on sunday i get my 3rd star
49:21 <KingniK> Back
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40:23 <Steven> trying to figure out if i can go to gencon this year
40:28 <Steven> I would fuckin LOVE to go
41:52 <Steven> 150 tables of gaming fury!
44:25 <kapow_Office> take me with you steven
04:12 <Steven> i think im barely going to be able to afford it myself
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12:52 <Steven> holy balls, 600 in airfare if i buy it sometime in the next few weeks
14:16 <Steven> I really want to go....
14:20 <Steven> but jesus...
35:31 <Steven> wonder if i can convince my mom to buy me a ticket
36:00 <kapow_Office> lol
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43:09 <Nekhet> hi
48:59 <Wrothmonk> Hello
50:38 <kapow_Office> hey wroth
50:42 <kapow_Office> and nek XP
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39:10 <Steven> i think its going to be roughly 800 bucks to go to gencon
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43:21 <Ulzef> afternoon all
45:30 <kapow_Office> harro!
48:18 <Mekkis> kapow_Office, Avatar: Regarding WotW, what I'll do is run a short session next week to introduce any new characters that might pop up, while Steven's unavailable
02:54 <kapow_Office> so no game tomorrow now?
03:07 <kapow_Office> sad face
03:43 <kapow_Office> oh well interested to see what you do with introducing my toon anyway ^_^ gave you more than enough story about her
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26:52 <kapow_Office> Wroth fix your disconnecting ness I can say that now right seeing i am back on znc XP
35:41 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
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47:28 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
58:29 * kapow_Office slaps Steven around a bit with a large trout
59:56 <kapow_Office> stop disconnecting man!
01:24 <Steven> i changed location
06:04 <kapow_Office> :P
06:13 <kapow_Office> I am teasing man get the irony dude :P
06:28 <Wrothmonk> He learned from the best kapok… You should know that :D
06:33 <Wrothmonk> kapow*
06:39 <Wrothmonk> stupid autocorrect...
06:57 <kapow_Office> your too slow
07:01 <kapow_Office> i made the joke about myself
07:17 <Wrothmonk> Yeah...
07:22 <Wrothmonk> I hate it when that happens
07:31 <kapow_Office> infact i was deliberately pointing it out because i am me
07:33 <kapow_Office> derp
15:48 juggler ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
15:54 <juggler> yo boyz
15:55 <juggler> hit it
15:58 <juggler> d nnnn d
16:08 * juggler flashes her tits
16:13 <juggler> hit it for me boyz
16:16 <juggler> cmonnnnnnnnn
16:18 <Wrothmonk> ok… what an entrance....
16:30 <Steven> sounds like a troll
16:40 <juggler> oh  u like to get straight to the honey huh baby
16:42 <juggler> ok
16:47 * juggler spreads her legs
16:57 <Wrothmonk> Yup, troll
17:04 <juggler> hows that for an entrance
17:06 <Steven> yup troll, time to block them
17:13 <juggler> bahahahahahahahahahaa
17:22 <juggler> u gettin horny yet hun
17:28 <juggler> coz im really a guy
17:37 <juggler> pretending to be a girl
17:45 <juggler> and u fell for it low life sucker
17:52 <juggler> bahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
18:07 <juggler> quick
18:12 <juggler> gimme ur number
18:16 Avatar- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
18:20 <juggler> so i canm call u to humilate you
18:25 <juggler> i cant stop laughing 
18:28 <juggler> hahahahhahhahahaahaa
18:32 <Wrothmonk> stupid chat client… why isn't the ignore button working!
18:49 <juggler> why?
18:59 <juggler> coz im doing your mom on y0ur keybioard
19:03 <juggler> hahahahahahahahahahahahah
19:17 Avatar has quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Avatar-))
19:26 <juggler> monk
19:30 <juggler> lets hang out
19:37 <juggler> i wanna be ur buddy
19:41 Avatar- is now known as avatar
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21:07 <KingniK> Hiya
21:13 <juggler> fuck i got a gut ache
21:17 <Wrothmonk> Hello
21:38 ChanOP gives channel operator status to avatar
21:39 <juggler> come massage my hairy gut monk
21:50 * avatar sets ban on juggler!*@*
21:57 avatar has kicked juggler from #d&d (avatar)
21:58 Wrothmonk has quit (Client exited)
22:21 <avatar> Jesus it's a lot of effort to kick someone from a phone
23:04 avatar gives channel operator status to Steven
23:11 avatar gives channel operator status to Brunius
23:22 avatar has quit (Quit: go get analysed)
23:24 <KingniK> What happened?
24:23 Steven has quit (EOF from client)
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50:13 <Brunius> He was making various immature comments
50:39 <Brunius> Including, but not limited to: Repeated asking for numbers, 'your mom' jokes
51:13 <KingniK> I do like yo momma jokes.
51:29 <KingniK> But I suppose if its becoming a problem...
51:43 <Brunius> Man, I was gonna do homework now...
51:49 <Brunius> Eh, I've got the rest of the weekend
52:08 <KingniK> My favorite is yo momma is so dumb she has a fake leg with a real foot.
02:31 <KingniK> We're still getting a lot of snow.
05:40 <KingniK> We're at 3 inches and we're supposed to get 7 today.
09:19 <Avatar> we're getting a lot of heat
10:23 <KingniK> Summer in Australia 
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01:03 <Mekkis> !spell planar binding, lesser
01:18 <diebot> Mekkis, PLANAR BINDING, LESSER conjuration (calling[see text]) sorcerer/wizard 5, summoner 4 10 minutes Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels); see text one elemental or outsider with 6 HD or less Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates SR:no and yes; see text
01:19 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/planar_binding,_lesser.html
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12:14 <Ballig> what's a hairy gut monk
12:17 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
12:34 <Avatar> did that joker end up coming back
14:51 <Ballig> no
38:43 <Steven> Where ya live king?
39:29 <Steven> sorry for the delay, i had to go to the store
39:32 <KingniK> Near Chicago
39:38 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Thurs 7th 8:30pm (tier 1-5, Mekkis), Sun 10th 10am (tier 1-5, Avatar) | WotW: TBA || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
39:38 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Feb  6 16:46:38 2013
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39:49 <Steven> but good news, i have potato salad and sandwich fixings
39:58 <Steven> cool cool
40:10 <Steven> I'm in Washington... the state not the capital
40:18 <KingniK> Nice, I just shoveled teh sidewalk, and salted it, now I can't see the sidewalk.
40:34 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, that's not that hard is it?
41:12 <Hydrazine> Dunno, I'm not that sharp on all the other options. Seems high.
41:22 <Hydrazine> I was just leveling up Spork.
41:42 <KingniK> That was an hour ago.
44:06 <Mekkis> it's games like last night's that justify the fact that almost all of my characters are spellcasters
44:35 <Avatar> what happened
44:39 <Mekkis> oh
44:47 <Wrothmonk> Wonderful weather.
44:50 <Mekkis> 3 barbarians, a monk, and a non-spellcasting paladin
45:07 <Brunius> and they all got hit with a black tentacles
45:09 <Brunius> then a web
45:10 <Brunius> amirite
45:20 <Avatar> probably not at tier 1-5
45:24 <Hydrazine> colorspray!
45:28 <Ballig> I'm sure they wre destroying everything
45:34 <Mekkis> no deaths, but as far as Pathfinding is concerned, as agents, they weren't very good at the whole Exploring and Reporting
45:36 <Hydrazine> We rolled shit mostly.
46:05 <Ballig> in what way didn't they report
46:26 <Mekkis> for some reason, they managed to complete both Qadiran faction missions where none of them were of that faction.
46:41 <Ballig> that sounds like exploring
46:46 <KingniK> Where are you Monk?
47:38 <Ballig> when I played it I almost completed the cheliax faction mission despite not being cheliax
47:46 <Ballig> the only thing that stopped me was the GM didn't properly describe one of the aspects
48:17 <Avatar> hey, that was the book's fault
48:24 <Mekkis> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dicehateme/compounded-better-gaming-through-chemistry?ref=live
50:07 <Mekkis> how would you adjudicate Charm monster/person?
50:23 <Ballig> in what context
50:35 <Mekkis> in "I cast it on the guard"
51:36 <Wrothmonk> Normally I'm in davenport, sometimes evenstan
51:43 <Wrothmonk> evenston*
51:53 <KingniK> Steven what do you play mostly?  I'm assuming monk does monks.
51:58 <Wrothmonk> Suburb of chicago actually.
52:06 <Wrothmonk> Actually I do a sorcerer and ranger
52:35 <KingniK> I'm in Roundlake
53:28 <KingniK> I do casters and rogue/rangers  Though I prefer psions, I don't know anything about pathfinder psions though
56:27 <Wrothmonk> whats a psion?
56:46 <KingniK> Psionics?
57:03 <Wrothmonk> yeah don't think I've heard of that type of character before.
57:23 <KingniK> ???  Really? what systems have you played?
57:40 <Wrothmonk> pathfinder and like 3 games of DnD
57:45 <Wrothmonk> all three with a ranger
58:05 <KingniK> How long have you been playing?
59:01 <Wrothmonk> pathfinder I've been playing since last november, DnD was a few years ago
59:11 <KingniK> Ah OK, lol how old are you?
00:21 <Wrothmonk> Probably younger than you.
00:34 <KingniK> I'm 28
00:58 <KingniK> And have been playing D&D for 23 years.
01:05 <Wrothmonk> ???
01:11 <Wrothmonk> you have been playing since you were 5?
01:21 <KingniK> Yeah, dad used it to teach me to read.
01:30 <Wrothmonk> WoW
01:34 <Wrothmonk> awesome dad!
02:04 <KingniK> lol
02:38 <KingniK> Well psionics is like arcane magic, but each power can be empowered to become stronger at the expense of more points.
03:02 <Wrothmonk> I think I know two classes like that
03:09 <Wrothmonk> one of them banned btw
03:15 <KingniK> Which?
03:30 <Wrothmonk> I believe it was an archetype called a synthist or something like that
03:45 <KingniK> Oh, neverheard of that.
03:58 <Wrothmonk> The magus is a mele caster
04:02 <Wrothmonk> melee*
04:18 <Wrothmonk> which is the other class
04:38 <KingniK> Ah
04:54 <Wrothmonk> Although its really just enhancing a weapon
05:13 <Wrothmonk> for the most part
05:46 <Wrothmonk> There are also metamagic feats which let you make spells somewhat more powerfull.
06:02 <KingniK> Well a psion is a pure caster, like a wizard, but they don't have armor penalties.  instead of spells they have powers they know and an allotment of power points they can use in any combinations to manifest powers.
06:28 <Wrothmonk> Sounds a lot like a Magus
06:40 <Wrothmonk> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/magus
06:58 <Wrothmonk> Not completely free of penalties, just on light armor
08:09 <KingniK> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/psionics-unleashed/classes/psion
08:19 <KingniK> There apparently is a psion class.
08:33 <Wrothmonk> I have not seen that book before...
08:43 <Wrothmonk> Let me check the legality
10:56 <Wrothmonk> Not legal
11:13 <Wrothmonk> Its from 3rd party sources, so its not legal for PFS
11:18 <KingniK> Yeah, usually noone wants to play psions anyway, I just like them.
11:51 <KingniK> But it can be in a not PFS thing right?
12:10 <Wrothmonk> it could be legal for play in pathfinder
12:20 <Wrothmonk> depends on if your gm is willing to have it legal or not
12:32 <KingniK> Yeah, thats usually the case.
14:36 <KingniK> But I absolutely love Elan Wizard/Psion
17:26 <Wrothmonk> So, will you be joining the pfs game this weekend?
17:51 <KingniK> idk probably not, its my girlfriends birthday this weekend.
17:55 <Wrothmonk> Ah
18:37 <KingniK> I also don't know much about whats goign on.
19:24 <Wrothmonk> Haven't gone over the rules, or have you just no created a character?
19:29 <Wrothmonk> not*
19:46 <KingniK> both really lol
20:10 <Wrothmonk> well thought it was kinda obvious if you hadn't gone over the rules you hadn't made a character, at least i hope not :P
20:33 <KingniK> I can assume a lot probably
20:56 <Wrothmonk> have you played DnD 3.5? Pathfinder is based of that.
21:03 <Wrothmonk> or so I'm told
22:59 <KingniK> Yeah, they're very similar
23:04 <KingniK> brb
25:30 <Steven> alright im back
25:35 <Steven> emails have finished going out
25:55 <Steven> 23 emails this morning... all dealing with PFS
39:25 <Steven> so... whats everyone doing?
40:05 <Steven> i need to grab up on 2 games between now and wednesday
43:23 <Steven> would be nice to get a game in today... a game in tomorrow when we run two tables in here
43:29 <Steven> and then on sunday i get my 3rd star
49:53 <KingniK> Back
40:55 <Steven> trying to figure out if i can go to gencon this year
41:00 <Steven> I would fuckin LOVE to go
42:24 <Steven> 150 tables of gaming fury!
44:57 <kapow_Office> take me with you steven
04:44 <Steven> i think im barely going to be able to afford it myself
13:24 <Steven> holy balls, 600 in airfare if i buy it sometime in the next few weeks
14:49 <Steven> I really want to go....
14:52 <Steven> but jesus...
36:03 <Steven> wonder if i can convince my mom to buy me a ticket
36:33 <kapow_Office> lol
43:41 <Nekhet> hi
49:32 <Wrothmonk> Hello
51:10 <kapow_Office> hey wroth
51:14 <kapow_Office> and nek XP
39:42 <Steven> i think its going to be roughly 800 bucks to go to gencon
43:54 <Ulzef> afternoon all
46:03 <kapow_Office> harro!
48:50 <Mekkis> kapow_Office, Avatar: Regarding WotW, what I'll do is run a short session next week to introduce any new characters that might pop up, while Steven's unavailable
03:26 <kapow_Office> so no game tomorrow now?
03:39 <kapow_Office> sad face
04:15 <kapow_Office> oh well interested to see what you do with introducing my toon anyway ^_^ gave you more than enough story about her
27:25 <kapow_Office> Wroth fix your disconnecting ness I can say that now right seeing i am back on znc XP
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59:01 * kapow_Office slaps Steven around a bit with a large trout
00:28 <kapow_Office> stop disconnecting man!
01:57 <Steven> i changed location
06:37 <kapow_Office> :P
06:46 <kapow_Office> I am teasing man get the irony dude :P
07:00 <Wrothmonk> He learned from the best kapok… You should know that :D
07:06 <Wrothmonk> kapow*
07:11 <Wrothmonk> stupid autocorrect...
07:29 <kapow_Office> your too slow
07:33 <kapow_Office> i made the joke about myself
07:49 <Wrothmonk> Yeah...
07:54 <Wrothmonk> I hate it when that happens
08:03 <kapow_Office> infact i was deliberately pointing it out because i am me
08:05 <kapow_Office> derp
16:26 <juggler> yo boyz
16:28 <juggler> hit it
16:30 <juggler> d nnnn d
16:40 * juggler flashes her tits
16:45 <juggler> hit it for me boyz
16:48 <juggler> cmonnnnnnnnn
16:51 <Wrothmonk> ok… what an entrance....
17:03 <Steven> sounds like a troll
17:13 <juggler> oh  u like to get straight to the honey huh baby
17:14 <juggler> ok
17:19 * juggler spreads her legs
17:30 <Wrothmonk> Yup, troll
17:36 <juggler> hows that for an entrance
17:38 <Steven> yup troll, time to block them
17:46 <juggler> bahahahahahahahahahaa
17:55 <juggler> u gettin horny yet hun
18:01 <juggler> coz im really a guy
18:10 <juggler> pretending to be a girl
18:18 <juggler> and u fell for it low life sucker
18:24 <juggler> bahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
18:39 <juggler> quick
18:45 <juggler> gimme ur number
18:52 <juggler> so i canm call u to humilate you
18:57 <juggler> i cant stop laughing 
19:00 <juggler> hahahahhahhahahaahaa
19:05 <Wrothmonk> stupid chat client… why isn't the ignore button working!
19:22 <juggler> why?
19:32 <juggler> coz im doing your mom on y0ur keybioard
19:35 <juggler> hahahahahahahahahahahahah
19:59 <juggler> monk
20:02 <juggler> lets hang out
20:09 <juggler> i wanna be ur buddy
21:39 <KingniK> Hiya
21:46 <juggler> fuck i got a gut ache
21:49 <Wrothmonk> Hello
22:12 <juggler> come massage my hairy gut monk
22:54 <avatar> Jesus it's a lot of effort to kick someone from a phone
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23:57 <KingniK> What happened?
50:45 <Brunius> He was making various immature comments
51:11 <Brunius> Including, but not limited to: Repeated asking for numbers, 'your mom' jokes
51:46 <KingniK> I do like yo momma jokes.
52:01 <KingniK> But I suppose if its becoming a problem...
52:15 <Brunius> Man, I was gonna do homework now...
52:21 <Brunius> Eh, I've got the rest of the weekend
52:40 <KingniK> My favorite is yo momma is so dumb she has a fake leg with a real foot.
57:56 <Ulzef> !throw 1d10+7; 1d10+7; 1d10+7; 1d10+7
57:57 <diebot> Ulzef, 1d10+7: [1d10=4] 11; 1d10+7: [1d10=2] 9; 1d10+7: [1d10=8] 15; 1d10+7: [1d10=4] 11
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