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19:26 <Nekhet> i wonder if Mekkis will be here today
51:30 <Nekhet> anyone around?
47:50 <Steven> 1d8+6 +8d6+24 +12d6
48:04 <Steven> !throw 1d8+6+8d6+24+12d6
48:04 <diebot> Steven, 1d8+6+8d6+24+12d6: [1d8=4; 8d6=1,3,5,6,4,5,1,3; 12d6=2,2,1,1,6,3,3,6,6,2,6,1] 101
48:17 <Mekkis> ok
48:20 <Hydrazine> Hoku would eventually get grab..
48:25 <Steven> so 101 damage at level 7-8 tier and i didnt even roll all that well
48:28 <Mekkis> Can we get an idea of what characters we're seeing?
48:44 <Hydrazine> Orcs twins if the tier fits.
48:47 <Mekkis> !fullattack dragon, red dragon
48:48 <diebot> Mekkis, I don't know the monster you speak of.
48:56 <Hydrazine> We'd lke to play. Been a while.
49:03 <Mekkis> what level?
49:11 <Hydrazine> Still 1. Thisd would get to 2.
49:36 <Steven> I can step in if you need someone for min table size
49:37 <Ulzef> i have a fresh barb or a 4 druid
49:42 <Steven> otherwise ill lurk
49:46 <Ulzef> druid is lion shammy
50:22 <Mekkis> I think running at 1-2 would be best then
50:25 <Hydrazine> Also, I'd like to know how much money the barbs have. They did FS 1 and 2.
50:30 <Mekkis> kapow_znc, you around?
51:13 <Steven> 417 and 419
51:16 <Mekkis> Ulzef, your choice
51:27 <Ulzef> *impressed* first steps 2 and still alive
51:45 <Brunius> First time I played FS2, went down in the surprise round of the first encounter
51:53 <Brunius> Rest of the party went down in the following two rounds :S
51:54 <Ulzef> happy to play the barb would be something new
52:08 <Steven> really... because there technically is no surprise round of the first encounter....
52:15 <Steven> so long as its run as written
52:20 <kapow_znc> soz had irc down googling something
52:23 <Steven> the ghoul attempts to talk to people.
52:28 <Mekkis> lots of barbarians :S
52:39 <Brunius> Might not have been the surprise round. I remember I went down before I acted
52:50 <Brunius> The mob might have just rolled high on init
52:59 <Steven> might have... it is a ghoul
53:08 <Ulzef> oh when i did it there was a surprise round ( on the ghould
53:08 <Steven> think they get a +1-2 init
53:27 <Steven> yeah theres never supposed to be a surprise round on the ghoul
54:03 <Brunius> First action was to kill (outright kill) the fighter in one hit
54:04 <Brunius> :S
57:33 <Tashes> Hi.
57:35 <Tashes> Call again?
57:35 <Steven> 90% of deaths in first steps are from GMs not correctly running the combats how they are written
58:16 <Brunius> I haven't killed anyone yet
58:24 <Hydrazine> the rest of the deaths in FS are becuase of blind and stealth
59:34 <Nekhet> i'm here now, waiting for people to show up so we can start doing our thing
59:39 <Nekhet> but i can get internet here
02:11 <Nekhet> ok we're starting
02:46 <Fork> tashhes fix
03:58 <Ulzef_home> um how do i PM
04:07 <Fork> um.. /msg?
04:08 <Ulzef_home> my IRCfoo is weak
04:09 <Fork> I thubj
04:12 <Fork> think
04:20 <Mekkis> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_Ration_Eating_Device
04:39 <Brunius> /msg User Message
04:49 <Brunius> /msg Brunius Hi, is this working
04:53 <Brunius> For example
05:20 <Mekkis> %do MODE #d&d +vvvv Fork tashhes Ulzef_home kapow_znc 
12:54 <Mekkis> could you please change your nicks to your character names, and let's get this started
15:14 <Mekkis> kapow_znc, tashhes?
16:19 <Fork> HELLO COMPUTOR
16:20 <Fork> I AM HERE NOW
16:41 <kapow_znc> had mic on mute conversation with flat mate listening
17:01 <Spork> Hey Spork, I think dat'uns a barbarian too!
17:06 <Mekkis> Hamshanks ignored all pretense of pleasantries as he pounded
17:07 <Mekkis> into the meeting room in the Grand Lodge in Absalom. “Never
17:07 <Mekkis> time to do it right, is there? Gorum see us through this, then.”
17:07 <Mekkis> He grunted loudly and leveled his glare at the entire room.
17:07 <Mekkis> “Ever been to Qadira? Religion is almost a fad down there,
17:07 <Mekkis> with new cults springing up like weeds and getting crushed
17:09 <Mekkis> just as quickly. It has been that way for centuries.
17:51 <Mekkis> “But some make a mark—on Qadira or in the Chronicles. Three
17:51 <Mekkis> centuries ago, the archdevil Moloch, preaching surrender to the
17:51 <Mekkis> desert heat, suddenly became the rage. Qadirans walked into
17:51 <Mekkis> the desert just to die just as if the heat was their paradise. The
17:51 <Mekkis> most devout sought out the hidden Citadel of Flame, where a
17:52 <Mekkis> fearsome bull-headed idol of Moloch judged them and sent
17:53 <Mekkis> the worthy to Malebolge, the sixth layer of Hell. No surprise
17:55 <Mekkis> that Sarenrae’s priests launched a mighty crusade to demolish
17:59 <Mekkis> the citadel. After two weeks, a great sandstorm swallowed the
18:01 <Mekkis> expedition—and, it seemed, the citadel and its idol. Nothing
18:03 <Mekkis> more was heard from either.
18:15 <Mekkis> “Until ten days ago, that is. Sandstorms regularly scour the
18:15 <Mekkis> Qadiran highlands, and this time they emptied an entire
18:15 <Mekkis> valley of dunes. Poking out of that valley, visible only to those
18:15 <Mekkis> soaring above—such as a flying Pathfinder wizard—was the
18:15 <Mekkis> lofty spire of a fortress: the Citadel of Flame, presumably.
18:41 <Mekkis> “Hopefully we are the first to learn about its reappearance and we need
18:41 <Mekkis> to act fast. The Decemvirate doesn’t expect any trouble, so they’re
18:41 <Mekkis> sending you. But I do expect trouble—who knows what’s infesting
18:41 <Mekkis> that citadel? Get in there fast and find that idol—it could be the key to
18:41 <Mekkis> the entire cult. It’s likely statue-sized, maybe as big as me, and should
18:42 <Mekkis> have a bull’s head on it. And for Gorum’s sake be careful.”
19:05 <Mekkis> Now, after a swift voyage to Sedeq and a tiring trek through the
19:05 <Mekkis> endless Qadiran dunes, the sun beats down on a maze of red
19:05 <Mekkis> slickstone, with delicate arches and towering columns called
19:05 <Mekkis> hoodoos dotting the landscape. Somewhere within this expanse
19:05 <Mekkis> lies the Citadel of Flame and within, the idol of Moloch.
19:14 <Mekkis>  
19:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> is there a visible entrance
19:51 <Mekkis> connect CA to diebot.ti4200.info
21:29 <Fork> acid flasks, water. 
21:49 <Mekkis> sure
22:03 <Spork> 3 acid flasks, and plenty of water
22:07 <Fork> Hey Fork, he's not as green as you is 
22:30 <Mortok_the_Lost> loads of water secounded
22:34 <Spork> Course he ain't. Its my turn wif the axe.
22:40 <Mortok_the_Lost> seconded even*
23:01 <Spork> Fork and Spork are two different shades of green.
23:16 * Fork is greener\
23:31 * Fork shows off his perty bandana
24:05 <Spork> Who're you folk? I'm Spork. Hes Spork. We're brothers.
24:09 * Spork waves.
24:25 * Fork hyucks like a yokel
24:49 <Mortok_the_Lost> "grunt"
26:23 <Mortok_the_Lost> walks into the middle of the cayon ( what could go wrong)
26:28 <Spork> I think I got a tan. Swear I'm greener'n usual..
28:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 perception
28:01 <diebot> Mekkis, perception: [1d20=7] 9
28:08 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
28:08 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=13] 15
28:18 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
28:18 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=6] 8
28:33 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
28:34 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=8] 7
29:09 <Mekkis> could I get initiatives: the fires get surprise
29:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
29:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
29:31 <Spork> @init
29:37 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
29:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw init 1d20+1
29:38 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=14] 16
29:46 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
29:47 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=16] 18
30:06 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw init 1d20+1
30:22 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 init
30:22 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, init: [1d20=12] 13
30:22 <Fork> thats what you get for holding lvl 1-2
30:31 <Fork> is it seriously just the 3 of us?
30:38 <Mortok_the_Lost> :P i have a retired cleric
30:44 <Fork> oh right
31:06 <kapow_znc> !roll 1d20+4 init
31:06 <dicebot> kapow_znc, init: [1d20=17] 21
31:50 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
32:03 <Fork> "hey Spork, that dinnet look like  a much good idea"
32:19 <Spork> Wot, fightin' fire?
32:23 <kapow_znc> !roll 1d20+9 trip
32:23 <dicebot> kapow_znc, trip: [1d20=15] 24
32:31 <Spork> Usual way I put out fire, is by drinkin' lots o' beer..
32:50 <kapow_znc> !roll 1d20+5 stomp
32:51 <dicebot> kapow_znc, stomp: [1d20=3] 8
33:07 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
33:47 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 smackim'
33:47 <diebot> Fork, smackim': [1d20=16] 22
33:53 <Fork> the other one
34:07 <Fork> g12
34:18 <Spork> 30ft
34:25 <Mekkis> roll damage
34:28 <Fork> SMASHIECRASHIEDIEDIEIDDE
34:44 <Fork> !throw 2d6+7
34:45 <diebot> Fork, 2d6+7: [2d6=5,1] 13
35:00 <Mekkis> it breaks up and vanishes to nothing
35:01 <Fork> i have 0.5 sword and 0.5 axe and THE BANDANNA COS I"M THE PRETTY ONE
35:06 <Spork> And I have the other halfs.
35:08 <Fork> nevermind, looks like i'm the stronk one. 
35:13 * Fork puts the bandanna on Spork's head
35:29 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, combat reflexes?
35:31 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+5 AoO
35:32 <dicebot> Praitor, AoO: [1d20=6] 11
35:37 <Mekkis> that AoO hits
35:46 <Mekkis> misses by one
36:03 <Mekkis> the flame slams into Praitor 
36:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
36:08 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
36:12 <Mekkis> missing horribly
36:13 <Spork> Get off him, fire!
36:16 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
36:25 <Spork> If it moves it ougta listen, right?
36:26 <Spork> SE, SE, E, SE, and smash the other one with my axe!
36:46 <Mekkis> throw it
36:48 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d12+7 damage
36:48 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=17] 23; damage: [1d12=7] 14
37:00 * Fork cheers
37:04 <Spork> Huh. Maybe I put out fire with my axe now.
37:14 * Spork pees on it anyway, just to make sure.
37:19 <Fork> butbut then what do we need the beer for?
37:26 <Praitor> skype?
37:28 <Praitor> down?
37:45 <Mortok_the_Lost> normaly means call host droped
37:47 <Fork> methinks mekkis' laptop is napping.
37:52 <Spork> Never seen fire come at people before. Usually it just sits there, and you gotta be dumb enough to walk into it. Like Spork.
37:55 * Spork points at his borther.
38:07 * Fork points at Mortok_the_Lost 
38:13 <Fork> he's dumb enough to go get fire come at him!
38:15 <Spork> ...But how'd ya knock it down?
38:19 * Spork scratches his head.
38:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> "it was withces i tell you"
38:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> witches*
38:52 <Praitor> all the barbarians become confused
39:11 <Mortok_the_Lost> "witches make fire to cook you up"
44:05 <Avatar> yo
44:14 <Nekhet> hey
44:31 <Nekhet> i can't seem to get a hold of people that i shouldhave to play with tomorrow
44:47 <Avatar> well since last night and now, they've probably been sleeping
44:54 <Avatar> so that would have been tough
45:23 <Avatar> it's 6 or 7am around these parts
45:29 <Avatar> who are you after
48:12 <Nekhet> yeah that's what i figured 
48:17 <Nekhet> but i tried to get a hold of them earlier
48:25 <Nekhet> like, evening their time
52:18 <Nekhet> i'm mainly after mekkis but also kapow and ulzef
58:51 <Avatar> ulzef was here
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41:51 <Nikolas> Hi everyone
43:54 <Avatar> yo
44:48 <Nikolas> Just found this, how's it all working?
46:34 <Nikolas> Or does it?
47:11 <Avatar> have you played online before
47:18 <Avatar> and/or played pathfinder before
47:22 <Nikolas> Play by post
47:28 <Nikolas> for both of them
47:29 <Avatar> forget play by post
47:31 <Avatar> this is THE REAL DEAL
47:50 <Avatar> we use chat for text, skype for voice, a mapping tool for mapping
47:51 <Nikolas> I doubt its as good as table top, but I need something faster than play by post
47:59 <Avatar> which you'll find in the downloads and you'll want now
48:07 <Avatar> oh it's as good as table top alright
48:17 <Nikolas> I have skype on here, just have to find it.
48:28 <Avatar> have you registered on the site
48:33 <Nikolas> This site?
48:37 <Avatar> www.pfrpg.com.au
48:43 <Nikolas> No
48:46 <Avatar> do that
48:52 <Avatar> then click on Pathfinder Society and tick off what you've played
48:59 <Avatar> you'll start getting invites to games
49:08 <Nikolas> Just scouting to see how I like the place and people.
51:24 <Nikolas> What times is it busier around here?
51:38 <Avatar> evenings
51:52 <Avatar> where are you located
52:12 <Nikolas> Near enough Chicago that it would waste our time for me to tell you specifically lol
52:53 <Avatar> games usually happen around now on the weekends
53:11 <Avatar> you can see 3 games on the schedule now
53:17 <Avatar> once you register and log in, they'll be in your local timezone
54:09 <Avatar> use the same username for whatever nickname you plan to use in here so we know who you are
54:37 <Nikolas> OK
56:54 <Nikolas> OK registered.
58:41 <Nikolas> Nik hates steam.
01:06 <Avatar> what did you register as
01:32 <Avatar> I don't see a Nikolas
11:26 <Nikolas> Kingnik
12:11 <Nikolas> I'll log in nder that from now on, just didn't foresee it.
12:35 <Avatar> type /nick Kingnik
12:50 Nikolas is now known as KingniK
13:13 <KingniK> Steam won't let me play Isaac!
14:16 <KingniK> There it goes
14:24 <Avatar> I'm off to work
14:36 <KingniK> See you around guy, thanks for the help
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15:43 <KingniK> Hi monk
15:56 <Wrothmonk> hello
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03:50 <KingniK> Sorry, back
19:56 <KingniK> So, what does everyone play around here?
21:16 BoomerET ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
21:25 <KingniK> Hi BoomerET
21:32 <BoomerET> Howdy.
21:59 <BoomerET> I noticed on the webpage, that only scenarios are listed, no Sanctioned modules
22:20 <KingniK> No clue, I'm incredibly new.
23:17 <BoomerET> I've played 3 scenarios on-line (with this group) and one face-to-face at my local FLGS. I'm quite new as well.
23:22 <BoomerET> Oh, and welcome!
23:30 <KingniK> Thanks
23:34 <BoomerET> Great group to play with here if you haven't already.
24:11 <KingniK> I have not, I'm just triyng to meet people
25:47 <BoomerET> Have you played Pathfinder before, or Pathfinder Society? (or any RPG?)
26:26 <KingniK> I'm incredibly experienced in all forms of D&D and I love White Wolf, I've played a little of Pathfinder on Play by Post.
27:00 <BoomerET> I don't have the patience for PbP.
27:20 <BoomerET> Now that seems impossible, patience for a slow game?
27:23 <KingniK> Its no good, but its all I got
27:38 <BoomerET> Do you have a VTT?
27:53 <KingniK> Whats that?
27:59 <BoomerET> Virtual Tabletop
28:08 <KingniK> No
28:14 <BoomerET> Have you been to the website that's the backend for this chat channel?
28:27 <BoomerET> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/
28:32 <KingniK> Yeah
28:45 <BoomerET> As far as I know, it's Pathfinder only.
29:17 <BoomerET> I mean, you're free to stay and chat of course, but if you're looking for a D&D game, this isn't the place :(
29:42 <KingniK> I'm fine with Pathfinder, just explaining my experience.
30:12 <BoomerET> Then you're all set.
30:31 <BoomerET> I use Hero Lab to generate my characters, some of the people here don't care much for it.
31:12 <KingniK> I should be fine
31:14 <BoomerET> A couple of VTT's you might want to check out... Fantasy Grounds II, d20pro, Roll20.net, MapTool
31:34 <KingniK> We'll see if I get in a game lol
32:04 <BoomerET> There's also a yahoo Pathfinder Society group, I think they mainly use Fantasy Grounds II.
32:21 <BoomerET> Lots of PbP on the Paizo site I think.
32:52 <KingniK> Cool thanks, bbl.  See you around if you're gone when I come back.
33:14 <Nekhet> hey
37:25 * BoomerET nods
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47:36 <BoomerET> wb
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39:46 <kapow_Office> morning all
47:40 <KingniK> Back, hi
51:07 <BoomerET> Good afternoon ;)
53:08 <kapow_Office> XP
53:13 <kapow_Office> Boomer you cylon!
54:23 <KingniK> I'm clean now.
00:35 <BoomerET> I am not a bot
00:36 <BoomerET> <beep>
01:03 <KingniK> Kill!
01:57 <kapow_Office> 9.5 hours till game
02:25 <KingniK> God luck
02:28 <KingniK> What are you playing?
03:37 <Wrothmonk> They are playing The Citadel of Flame
05:08 <KingniK> I just meant class and all, looking for conversation
05:18 <Wrothmonk> Ah
06:56 <Nekhet> oh hey guys
07:07 <kapow_Office> I think may be something different than citadel
07:13 <kapow_Office> cause nek can't make it now
07:19 <kapow_Office> and mekk was running it for nek
07:22 <Nekhet> i've been trying to talk to you guys all day about maybe rescheduling this game but f you wanna go on without me that's fine too
07:38 * BoomerET drools thinking about the upcoming miniatures that are bound to arrive next month.
10:19 <KingniK> What are you getting?
11:04 * Wrothmonk tosses a towel at Boom
11:07 <BoomerET> Everything the KS offered
11:10 <Wrothmonk> Your puddle is getting a little big
11:24 <BoomerET> It's not a puddle anymore, it's a small lake.
11:49 <BoomerET> Have you seen the size of the Ethyrmaul? It's huge.
12:01 <KingniK> No
21:03 <BoomerET> http://www.reapermini.com/forum/index.php?/topic/46259-circle-of-orboros/page-7   Scroll down until you see the huge green model
21:51 <KingniK> Does teh rock follow him wherever he goes?
21:55 <KingniK> lol
24:47 <BoomerET> I think he carries the rock like a pair of coconuts
55:11 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Thurs 7th 8:30pm (tier 1-5, Mekkis), Sun 10th 10am (tier 1-5, Avatar) | WotW: TBA || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
55:11 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Feb  6 16:46:38 2013
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27:24 <KingniK> How is everyone?
27:28 <Mekkis> alright
27:42 <KingniK> lol OK
27:48 <Mekkis> yourself
27:57 <Mekkis> is this your first netsplit ?
28:06 <KingniK> Pretty bitchin'
31:20 <KingniK> No, its just when i chose to speak.
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43:38 <Mekkis> it doesn't look like it's fully over yet anyhow
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54:35 <kapow_Office> alright
54:41 <kapow_Office> gonna be an early day off work :D
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32:08 <Ulzef> mekkis: you there?
32:12 <Mekkis> ja
33:59 <Ulzef> your game still going ahead tonight we have 2 atm also will you still be around in 3 hours
34:16 <Mekkis> I will. I believe that Tashes and Hydrazine will be around too
34:23 <Ulzef> need tothrough how the mapping and game will play
34:58 <Ulzef> gah stupid ipad go through
35:23 <Mekkis> the mapping softwaer we use is called CA
36:03 <Mekkis> it's available for windows, linux. Unsupported but generally working versions exist for OSX, android, Symbian and Maemo
38:46 <Ulzef> have it already at home just no ideahow it works and do we do all text or skype as well?
39:06 <Mekkis> text is done in IRC, voice is on skype
39:38 <Ulzef> kk
39:58 <Ulzef> just new to this whole marlarcky
40:35 <Mekkis> that's cool
40:52 <Mekkis> we took several years to develop it
55:20 <Ulzef> had a look at it the other day and think i understand the basic premise
56:16 <Ulzef> can you upload maps to it? or do you just inform of difficult and impasable terrain?
59:40 <Mekkis> you can
04:12 <Ulzef> kewl kewl nice tec. saves buying d20pro
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12:57 <kapow_Office> woooo early day off :D
13:00 <kapow_Office> I'm heading home
13:02 <kapow_Office> peace!
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33:20 <Tashes> hey Avatar_ is oz.org down?
35:37 <Brunius> connection refused
35:46 <Tashes> yeah thats what i got
35:50 <Tashes> :(
35:53 <Brunius> Maintenance?
36:00 <Tashes> how daret hey
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42:57 <Sommaren> Hello everyone
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02:55 <Avatar_> hello I will stay 2 minutes and if nobody responds I am leaving !!
03:12 Avatar_ is now known as Avatar
03:24 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
05:38 <Brunius> Go on then
05:50 <Avatar> is that what you want
05:54 <Avatar> do you want me to leave
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29:34 <Ulzef> hello all
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39:07 <Avatar> yo
42:08 <Ulzef> hows things
43:43 <Avatar> kickin' ass yo
43:51 <Ulzef> in?
43:55 <Avatar> everything !
50:34 <Ulzef> do you guys normaly do a seperate character sheet for animal companions or is the short stat notes fine?
54:41 <Avatar> short stats
54:54 <Ulzef> would it be cheese to have a wild shaping druid cc monk and get combat styles so you are wild shaped into a lion doing crane style?
55:02 <Avatar> yep
55:32 <Ulzef> :( k
58:20 <Ulzef> was looking at cc monk with my druid to get the wisdom bonus to AC and get dragon style and imp unarmed 
58:31 <MekkisScreen> depending on howyou do it
58:41 <Ulzef> dragon would let me charge over difficult and through allies and get my pounce off all the time
58:58 <MekkisScreen> sounds cool
59:13 <Ulzef> but i have a feeling there will be crying about it
59:17 <MekkisScreen> that sort of thing comes online at about 6th level, right
59:46 <Ulzef> 7 for huge lions
00:04 <MekkisScreen> it depends if you're going into "don't ask don't tell" cheese
00:40 <Ulzef> lion shaman 6 then master of many styles 7 to get the dragon
01:02 <Ulzef> and i mean dragons have 4 legs so there style should be usable by a cat right?
01:09 <MekkisScreen> there's a nonzero chance that, if asked, Brock might rule that styles can't be used while shapeshifted.....
01:25 <MekkisScreen> (and then there was much flaming)
02:08 <Ulzef> i was thinking there would be to much rage if i did it so i prob wont was just thinking it sounds nice in theory
02:30 <MekkisScreen> I don't mind with the dragon st
02:32 <MekkisScreen> yle...
02:42 <MekkisScreen> crane stlye's pushing it
03:16 <Ulzef> "but mum i wanna be OP"
03:45 <MekkisScreen> we need more roc-riding eagle knights
04:37 <MekkisScreen> you don't have Grolschmir's "I might be on a table with Ulzef" problem....
04:53 <Ulzef> i cant i refuse to be another andoran in the cog]
05:15 <MekkisScreen> a cog is a type of ship, right?
05:56 <Ulzef> yeah i was refrencing another anti slaver cog in the machine of rebellion
06:52 <Ulzef> i mean i am not pro slavery but i hate people who force there will on others which is why i made Ulzef in the first place
07:34 <MekkisScreen> hmmm... my next character should be an Andoran member of the lumber consortium. Dedicated to employing the Free Citizens of Andoran for a pittance...
08:14 <MekkisScreen> after all... people work harder if you give them a bonus of a few coppers...
09:01 <Ulzef> ok i could support that cause that would piss most andorans off more than Ulzef
09:39 <MekkisScreen> the ultracapitalist route, with Profession (foreman)
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15:59 <Ulzef> i got hero lab to upload my sheets but even though the numbers are on the PDf sheets it doesnt have my number on the sheets grrrrrr
16:55 <Ulzef> worked out how to fix it w00t
19:57 <Ulzef> Mekkis and Avatar: did you wanna get my skype details now to save time when the games start?
20:06 <Mekkis> sure
20:49 <Ulzef> kenshinsblur is the skype name that should find me
21:00 <Ulzef> has a pic of my dog with demon eyes
27:01 <Ulzef> mekkis: i dont know how you can be bothered making diff emails and stuff for things way to lazy to make a new skype for this
27:48 <Mekkis> oh
27:58 <Mekkis> I've been using my mekkis skype name for ages
28:09 <Ulzef> ahhh kk
28:15 <Mekkis> I have my own server so making a new email is as simple as "adduser itzamna"
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36:13 <Avatar> did anyone else back the pathfinder kickstarter
36:16 <Avatar> to get a sweet PFS boon
36:19 <Avatar> like I did
36:29 <Ulzef> missed it
36:44 <Ulzef> i was tring to get a group together for it and didnt get it in time
37:00 <Mekkis> I did
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09:15 * Steven waves
09:21 <Mekkis> yo
09:42 <Ulzef> 'ello
10:12 <Steven> honey leveled
10:24 <Mekkis> oh no
10:27 <Steven> she drank a redbull
10:36 <Mekkis> 1-12 in how many days?
10:51 <Steven> only level 11
11:12 <Mekkis> she was level 4 like, three months ago, right?
11:54 <Steven> she was level 1 exactly 3 months ago
13:32 <Steven> she also has 63k
13:53 <Steven> towards he 135k manual
14:18 <Steven> so she can have a 34 cha
21:46 <Steven> +8 fly skill
24:07 <Steven> now to find a 2nd 3rd, 4th, and 5th level spell
24:39 <Mekkis> silence
26:41 <Steven> meh...
26:44 <Steven> ill put it on the list
28:02 <Steven> oh there we go, pro alignment communal
28:58 <Steven> seems much better then silence
30:02 <Steven> 3rd remove blind/deaf
30:16 <Steven> hmmmmm maybe remove curse...
31:29 <Steven> hmmm.... 4th level Debilitating Portent
31:31 <Steven> seems decent
31:39 <Steven> !debilitating portent
31:48 <Steven> !spell debilitating portent
31:48 <diebot> Steven, DEBILITATING PORTENT enchantment (compulsion[]) cleric 4, witch 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level (D) see text Save: none SR:yes
31:49 <diebot> The target is surrounded by a glowing green aura of ill fate. Each time the spell's subject makes an attack or casts a spell, it must succeed at a Will saving throw with a DC = 10 + 1/2 caster level + Charisma (in the case of oracles) or Wisdom (in the case of clerics). If it fails the saving throw, it deals half damage with the attack or spell.
31:49 <diebot> You can dismiss this spell as an immediate action when the target confirms a critical hit; doing so negates the critical hit. The attack that you negated still hits, but only deals half damage.
32:33 <Steven> DC23....
32:38 <Steven> for every attack
33:02 <Mekkis> seems useful
33:06 <Mekkis> what metamagic do you have?
33:15 <Steven> none, shes a heal bot
33:24 <Steven> she just heals
33:30 <Steven> keeps everyone alive
33:39 <Steven> no one has ever died with her in the party
34:05 <Steven> mostly because Breath of Life
34:26 <Steven> imma put that on the list...
37:32 <Steven> Debilitating portent, Spell immunity, freedom of movement
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44:32 <Steven> I think Freedom of Movement
44:32 <Hydrazine> hi!
44:45 <Mekkis> hi
44:58 <Steven> hey hydra
45:05 <Hydrazine> I found fruit!
45:14 <Steven> non rotten i hope
45:20 <Mekkis> can you UMD a strand of prayer beads?
45:26 <Hydrazine> Did pretty good actually.
45:33 <Steven> thats good hydra
45:35 <Hydrazine> I think you can, Mekkis.
45:40 <Steven> I dont see why you couldnt
45:56 <Hydrazine> Oh yeah, how much gold do you get for FS 1 and 2?
45:58 <Steven> i kind of want to get a ring of spell continuation
46:20 <Hydrazine> I never did get chronicles for [F(Sp)]ork
46:35 <Hydrazine> I think Tash got hers and lost it. Just like she lost Fork's charsheet. Twice.
46:51 <Mekkis> what would you use it for?
47:00 <Mekkis> !item ring of spell continuation
47:02 <Steven> Freedom of Movement
47:04 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF CONTINUATION [moderate transmutation] CL:7 ring 56000gp, 0lb
47:04 <diebot> This band of braided copper wires throbs ever so slightly in harmony with its wearer's heartbeat. Whenever the wearer of this ring casts a spell with a range of personal, that spell remains in effect for 24 hours or until the wearer casts another spell with a range of personal (whichever comes first). Spells that usually only affect one specific
47:04 <diebot> action (such as making a particular attack) are expended after that action. This does not reduce the duration of spells that normally last longer than 24 hours. Casting a new spell does not eliminate a previous spell if its normal duration is such that it would still be in effect. However, attempts to dispel or otherwise eliminate a spell kept
47:04 <diebot> active by the ring work normally and, if successful, remove the spell from the ring, causing the wearer to lose all benefits from that spell. Source: Ultimate Equipment
47:14 <Mekkis> !item ring of freedom of movement
47:15 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT [moderate abjuration] CL:7 ring 40000gp, 0lb
47:15 <diebot> This gold ring allows the wearer to act as if continually under the effect of a freedom of movement spell. Source: Ultimate Equipment
47:19 <Mekkis> seems better
47:29 <Steven> I already have two rings
47:37 <Steven> and i can cast other things like Archons Aura
47:52 <Mekkis> !spell Archons Aura
47:53 <diebot> Mekkis, ARCHON'S AURA evocation ([good, lawful]) cleric 3, paladin 3 1 standard action Range: 20 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
47:53 <diebot> You gain a powerful aura, similar to an archon's aura of menace. Any hostile creature within a 20-foot radius of you must make a Will save to resist the effects of this aura. If the creature fails, it takes a -2 penalty on attack rolls and saving throws and to Armor Class for the duration of this spell, or until it successfully hits you with an
47:53 <diebot> attack. A creature that has resisted or broken the cannot be affected again by this particular casting of archon's aura.
48:07 <Steven> i havent decided, i think im just gonna keep saving
48:08 <Mekkis> not with a ring of continuation
48:13 <Mekkis> they've royally nerfed it
48:32 <Steven> nah, just brought it more into balance
48:38 <Steven> before it was way too stupid
48:57 <Steven> 5th level spells
48:58 <Mekkis> I would agree that it was overpowered
49:17 <Mekkis> but what they've done makes it underpowered to the point of uselessness
49:28 <Mekkis> which I suppose is their intention
49:40 <Steven> not really, there are still some really good combos
50:11 <Mekkis> mmmmm?
50:27 <Steven> i suppose, life bubble has to be on the list
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51:51 <Steven> yay... i can no longer be caught flat footed by invisible things... so long as they arent initiating a surprise round
51:58 <Steven> Life sense!
52:11 <Steven> Lifesense (Su): You notice and locate living creatures within 30 feet, just as if you possessed the blindsight ability.
52:53 <Ballig> what if it's an invisible undead creature
53:22 <Steven> thats the exact reason i carry around ghostvision gloves
53:34 <Mekkis> !item ghostvision gloves
53:35 <diebot> Mekkis, GHOSTVISION GLOVES [faint divination and evocation] CL:5 hands 4000gp, 0lb
53:35 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/ghostvision_gloves.html
53:42 <Steven> short version
54:06 <Steven> standard action, and i see undead creatures even ethereal ones in up to 5ft of material
55:38 <Steven> well that and the fact i get to destroy undead creatures... like vampires
55:54 <Steven> ray attack at a +8 to hit for 10d12
56:21 <Steven> all for the low low price of 4k
57:03 <Steven> yeah life bubble, spell immunity communal.... um....
57:11 <Steven> what else should be on the lsit
59:07 <Mekkis> animate dead
59:40 <Steven> directly counter to the characters core beliefs
59:59 <Steven> and its an oracle
00:40 <Mekkis> Magic Circle
01:22 <Mekkis> Raging rubble
02:05 <Mekkis> Vampiric Hunver
02:32 <Steven> you arent looking at the same list i am sir... its an oracle... not an arcane caster
02:50 <Mekkis> Oracle uses cleric list, ja?
02:57 <Steven> yeah
03:03 <Mekkis> these are all third-level cleric spells
03:37 <Steven> vampiric hunger?
03:45 <Mekkis> !spell vampiric hunger
03:46 <diebot> Mekkis, VAMPIRIC HUNGER necromancy (polymorph[evil]) antipaladin 3, cleric 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, witch 3 1 round Range: touch one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
03:47 <diebot> The target of this spell grows the fangs of a vampire, as well as a thirst for blood. For the duration of this spell, the target gains the ability to drain an opponent's blood during a grapple; if the target establishes or maintains a pin, it drains blood, dealing 1d4 points of Constitution damage. Each round it drains blood in this way, the target
03:47 <diebot> heals 5 hit points or gains 5 temporary hit points for the duration of the spell (up to a maximum number of temporary hit points equal to its full normal hit points). If the target does not drain blood in this way while under the effects of this spell, it becomes exhausted at the end of the spell's duration.
04:04 <Steven> yeah... thats evil
04:07 <Steven> honey dont do evil
04:26 <Steven> and we lookin at 5th level spells, she already picked her 3rd
04:38 <Mekkis> plane shift!
05:24 <Steven> meh...................
05:37 <Steven> that seems a bit too homebrew...
05:55 <Mekkis> at least one characcter in the Melbourne region uses it
06:33 <Steven> and how would a healer ever make use of that
06:47 <Mekkis> oh shit, we need to get out of here. Planeshift
06:59 <Steven> oh man... we are gettin fucked in this combat... well better planeshift... quick everyone ling hands!
07:04 <Mekkis> Let's go to the positive energy plane to heal up. Planeshift
07:18 <Mekkis> "fuck off and go to hell" planeshift. Will negates
07:51 <Steven> im not a fan.
08:04 <Mekkis> Clense
08:08 <Mekkis> Cleanse
08:26 <Mekkis> Dispel Good/Evil/Chaos/Law
09:13 <Mekkis> Mark of Justice
10:36 <Steven> mark.... that takes 10 minutes and a willing or restrained target
10:53 <Mekkis> better to only do it if you're a magus
11:21 <Steven> whatcha mean?
11:40 <Mekkis> Magi have the ability to ignore casting times, iirc
11:50 <Mekkis> Fickle winds
12:08 <Steven> yeah, its between fickle winds and life bubble
12:26 <Mekkis> Greater Command
12:34 <Steven> what ability lets magus ignore casting times?
12:41 <Mekkis> don't remember
12:48 <Mekkis> might have been removed after the playtest
13:44 <Mekkis> Steal Years, Greater
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14:33 <Nekhet> hey peoples
14:40 <Mekkis> Spellcasting Contract, lesser
14:41 <Mekkis> hey
14:58 <Nekhet> did you get my messages Mekkis?
15:33 <Mekkis> yes
15:42 <Mekkis> but you weren't around when I was around to respond
15:47 <Steven> i cant find this ignore casting time thing
16:06 <Ulzef> my cleric loves planeshift
16:24 <Ulzef> of course he is all about make a will save or burn
16:56 <Nekhet> so what are we going to do?
16:59 <Steven> Yeah, honey doesnt usually attack things
17:20 <Nekhet> i have to go somewhere fo about an hour, half an hour from now
17:20 <Mekkis> I've told everyone I'm running it, so I'll be running it.
17:32 <Mekkis> I don't think I can do it any other way
17:36 <Steven> Shes cast like 7 offensive spells in the entirety of her pfs career and never once swung her quarterstaff at anyone
17:46 <Ulzef> nether does helmid he burns them with holy fire and sends them to a plain were there burning flesh will atone for there sins but he has a str of 8
18:01 <Mekkis> True Seeing?
18:04 <Steven> that would be an offensive spell
18:19 <Steven> hmmm... that could go on the lsit
18:35 <Steven> so, life bubble, true seeing, and fickle winds
18:41 <Mekkis> Ghostbane Dirge, mass
19:00 <Mekkis> Break Enchantment
19:03 <Mekkis> Geniekind
19:05 <Ulzef> true seeing is really useful you might not attack but tactical advice would work
19:07 <Steven> already have break enchantment
19:15 <Mekkis> true seeing gets expensive
19:22 <Ulzef> true
19:28 <Steven> i have breath of life, wall of fire, and break enchantment
19:50 <Nekhet> I don't suppose you could run it like, an hour and a half later than scheduled?
20:03 <Hydrazine> rather have wall of life, breath of enchantment and break fire.
20:27 <Nekhet> because i ould make it back by then
20:40 <Nekhet> maybe even faster than that
20:56 <Steven> that was poorly laid out hydra... i give it a 3/10
21:03 <kapow_znc> ^
21:13 <Hydrazine> I'm cooking, gimme a break!
21:26 <Hydrazine> Or rather, I'm peeling potatoes so Tashes can make me dinner.
21:40 <kapow_znc> hahahaha
21:50 <Hydrazine> I can't complain too much. I love potatoes.
23:49 <Mekkis> Constricting Coils
24:02 * Steven holds up a sign, it reads "Fucks Given. Zero"
24:24 <Mekkis> Steven, what would you do in this situation?
24:33 <Steven> eh..... if it was on folnor, yeah ide pick that
24:37 <Steven> What situation?
24:50 <Mekkis> would you allow Nekhet to jump in up to 90 minutes late?
25:13 <Steven> that totaly depends on how many encounters you have gone through
25:27 <Nekhet> i'd prefer if you could maybe start the whole game a bit later
25:28 <Steven> cit of flame is what you running right?
25:32 <Mekkis> yeah
25:34 <Nekhet> but if you can't that's alright
25:48 <Mekkis> it doesn't take THAT long, but there are people in the southern states who ahve work tomorrow
26:07 <Steven> I'd delay maybe half an hour max
26:13 <Nekhet> i'd ask the other people who play if they can
26:17 <Steven> but after that you start
26:37 <Nekhet> yeah you can start an hour later, and i'll jump in half an hour late, that should work
26:48 <Nekhet> half an hour late max, i hope
27:19 <Steven> but really its up to you mekkis, do you want to delay start time?
27:22 <Nekhet> i'll hurry back as much as i can
27:44 <Ulzef> atm we only have 2 players accepted right?
27:47 <Hydrazine> Me and Tashes are okay either way. We're making dinner.
27:57 <Nekhet> i'll sign back up if i can come a bit later
28:03 <MekkisScreen> how long will you be Hydrazine ?
28:08 <Nekhet> i only signed off because i realized i couldn't come on time
28:19 <Hydrazine> I'm here now. In the kitchen. Both of us are.
28:29 <Hydrazine> We could play here if necessary.
28:37 <MekkisScreen> protip: don't sign off. ever 
29:03 <Nekhet> Okay, i just really hate it when people say they'd come and then don't show up on sessions
29:06 <Nekhet> that's why i did it
30:08 <Nekhet> okay considering this is an academic effort i'll be away for, i really hope these people aren't late
30:18 <MekkisScreen> if people here on't mind, I'll delay it 15-20 mins, and if we haven't gone too far in, you'll be able to jump in.
30:36 <Nekhet> i'd like to know for sumre if i can play or not
30:39 <Nekhet> *sure
31:07 <Ulzef> i dont mind (this is for cit of flames right?)
31:10 <MekkisScreen> I can't give you a guarantee, sorry
31:10 <Nekhet> if you just delay it by 15 minutes, i'll probably show up about an hour in.. and that might suck
33:03 <Nekhet> if none of the other players mind, and if you don't mind, i'd be grateful if you wait for me some. But if you want to go ahead and play, i'll go run some errands instead of racing back 
33:41 <Nekhet> so that's why it would be nice to know
34:08 <Nekhet> tell you what, i'll grab my laptop and take it with me
34:16 <Nekhet> so that the moment i'm done there i can be online
34:23 <MekkisScreen> is 30 mins enough?
34:36 <Nekhet> in 30 mins, i have to be there and stuff starts
34:58 <Nekhet> and i should be finished in less than an hour
35:24 <Steven> you could have done 10 minutes worth of stuff int he time its taken you to convince mekkis to delay...
35:38 <Nekhet> but i'll take my laptop with me so instead of having to go back home i can start laying right there
35:45 <Nekhet> it doesn't hel, Steven
36:45 <Steven> mek, tonight i had a crane winging defensive monk at my table
36:48 <Nekhet> i can't do any of that stuff here :)
36:49 <Nekhet> i have to go over to the university and we have a set hour for it (that they moved yesterday from 4 pm to 11 am)
37:08 <Steven> AC of like.... 34 when fully decked out
37:17 <MekkisScreen> an we get an indication of tiers?
37:23 <Ulzef> awwww ULzef is still only 33
37:24 <MekkisScreen> ?(
37:50 <Hydrazine> [F(Sp)]ork are still 1.
37:54 <kapow_znc> 4-5 probably
38:01 <Nekhet> at what tier are we doing the citadel of flame?
38:01 <kapow_znc> or 3-4 if it's that
38:14 <Steven> hit the area with deeper darkness and swung in with the attacks
38:15 <Nekhet> ihave characters 2 and 4
38:36 <Steven> creature started beating with a 24+ and he was like miss
38:58 <Steven> and im like... against your flat footed... yeah break that down for me
39:09 <Ulzef> if they had conceal from the DD he should have been flat footed and lost everything
39:14 <Steven> and he broke it down and was like +8 Dodge and im like... you realize you dont get that right?
39:19 <Steven> and he started arguing with me
39:31 <Steven> your flat footed.
39:51 <Steven> he restponds with, no you just lose dex when flat footed
39:57 <Steven> and im like yes dex and dodge bonus
40:18 <Ulzef> Ulzef went rogue just to avoid losing his dodge bonuses
40:18 <Steven> and he no joke says, Thats not true you're lying you just want to kill my character
41:11 <Nekhet> okay folks, i'll head ver and see if we can get started eary
41:13 <Nekhet> *early
41:16 <Steven> and he was serious
41:21 <Nekhet> whereis the game going to run, in here?
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41:24 <Steven> and im like, well i didnt... now i do so he will take the rest of his full round of attacks on you... unless you want to stop being a pissy little bitch about not knowing the rules
41:51 <MekkisScreen> yeah
42:13 <Steven> cause i was being nice and splitting the attacks up
42:15 <Nekhet> okay i'll be back as soon as i can be
42:36 <MekkisScreen> last night was funny: I demonstrated how casting lesser restoration in combat works
43:25 <Steven> because 5 attacks at +19 for 1d8+6 bite and 4 claws at 2d6+6... thats a bit much ya know
44:02 <MekkisScreen> sounds like Perfection
44:06 <Ulzef> mekkis: you wanna give me a quick run through on how the online thing works before we start?
44:36 <MekkisScreen> it's pretty simple
44:52 <MekkisScreen> you connect CA to the address I give you
44:52 <Steven> then a free ranged touch at +19 for 12d6 reflex half, either electricity, cold, fire OR a fort save dc19 or be turned to stone
45:05 <MekkisScreen> type what you're doing
45:13 <MekkisScreen> say what yolu're saying
45:32 <Steven> OH... and the bite has the grap special ability
45:38 <Steven> grab even
46:16 <Ulzef> i think *grap* sums up most monsters with grab
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46:32 <Ulzef> because they grab you the rape you
46:35 <Steven> so he bites grabs with like a +27... then 4 attacks at +19 vs grappled AC and a ray attack that may or may not kill a person
47:06 <Mekkis> grep
47:09 <Ulzef> then*
47:14 <Brunius> wrong window, Mekkis
47:17 <Steven> 1d8+6 +8d6+24 +12d6
47:31 <Steven> !throw 1d8+6+8d6+24+12d6
47:32 <diebot> Steven, 1d8+6+8d6+24+12d6: [1d8=4; 8d6=1,3,5,6,4,5,1,3; 12d6=2,2,1,1,6,3,3,6,6,2,6,1] 101
47:45 <Mekkis> ok
47:48 <Hydrazine> Hoku would eventually get grab..
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47:53 <Steven> so 101 damage at level 7-8 tier and i didnt even roll all that well
47:55 <Mekkis> Can we get an idea of what characters we're seeing?
48:12 <Hydrazine> Orcs twins if the tier fits.
48:14 <Mekkis> !fullattack dragon, red dragon
48:16 <diebot> Mekkis, I don't know the monster you speak of.
48:24 <Hydrazine> We'd lke to play. Been a while.
48:31 <Mekkis> what level?
48:38 <Hydrazine> Still 1. Thisd would get to 2.
49:04 <Steven> I can step in if you need someone for min table size
49:05 <Ulzef> i have a fresh barb or a 4 druid
49:09 <Steven> otherwise ill lurk
49:13 <Ulzef> druid is lion shammy
49:50 <Mekkis> I think running at 1-2 would be best then
49:53 <Hydrazine> Also, I'd like to know how much money the barbs have. They did FS 1 and 2.
49:58 <Mekkis> kapow_znc, you around?
50:40 <Steven> 417 and 419
50:43 <Mekkis> Ulzef, your choice
50:54 <Ulzef> *impressed* first steps 2 and still alive
51:13 <Brunius> First time I played FS2, went down in the surprise round of the first encounter
51:21 <Brunius> Rest of the party went down in the following two rounds :S
51:22 <Ulzef> happy to play the barb would be something new
51:35 <Steven> really... because there technically is no surprise round of the first encounter....
51:43 <Steven> so long as its run as written
51:48 <kapow_znc> soz had irc down googling something
51:51 <Steven> the ghoul attempts to talk to people.
51:55 <Mekkis> lots of barbarians :S
52:07 <Brunius> Might not have been the surprise round. I remember I went down before I acted
52:18 <Brunius> The mob might have just rolled high on init
52:27 <Steven> might have... it is a ghoul
52:35 <Ulzef> oh when i did it there was a surprise round ( on the ghould
52:36 <Steven> think they get a +1-2 init
52:54 <Steven> yeah theres never supposed to be a surprise round on the ghoul
53:31 <Brunius> First action was to kill (outright kill) the fighter in one hit
53:32 <Brunius> :S
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57:00 <Tashes> Hi.
57:02 <Tashes> Call again?
57:03 <Steven> 90% of deaths in first steps are from GMs not correctly running the combats how they are written
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57:43 <Brunius> I haven't killed anyone yet
57:52 <Hydrazine> the rest of the deaths in FS are becuase of blind and stealth
58:09 Hydrazine is now known as tashhes
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59:02 <Nekhet> i'm here now, waiting for people to show up so we can start doing our thing
59:06 <Nekhet> but i can get internet here
01:38 <Nekhet> ok we're starting
02:08 Tashes is now known as Fork
02:13 <Fork> tashhes fix
03:26 <Ulzef_home> um how do i PM
03:35 <Fork> um.. /msg?
03:36 <Ulzef_home> my IRCfoo is weak
03:37 <Fork> I thubj
03:40 <Fork> think
03:47 <Mekkis> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_Ration_Eating_Device
04:07 <Brunius> /msg User Message
04:15 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
04:17 <Brunius> /msg Brunius Hi, is this working
04:21 <Brunius> For example
04:47 <Mekkis> %do MODE #d&d +vvvv Fork tashhes Ulzef_home kapow_znc 
04:48 diebot gives voice to Fork tashhes Ulzef_home kapow_znc
06:46 Nekhet has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
08:36 Ulzef_home is now known as Ulzef
12:21 <Mekkis> could you please change your nicks to your character names, and let's get this started
13:52 Ulzef is now known as Mortok_the_Lost
14:41 <Mekkis> kapow_znc, tashhes?
14:53 Steven is now known as Steven_the_Magnificent
14:59 tashhes is now known as Spork
15:39 diebot has kicked Steven_the_Magnificent from #d&d (Not so magnificent now, huh?)
15:47 <Fork> HELLO COMPUTOR
15:48 <Fork> I AM HERE NOW
16:09 <kapow_znc> had mic on mute conversation with flat mate listening
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16:21 Steven_the_Magnificent is now known as Still_Magnificent
16:28 <Spork> Hey Spork, I think dat'uns a barbarian too!
16:34 <Mekkis> Hamshanks ignored all pretense of pleasantries as he pounded
16:34 <Mekkis> into the meeting room in the Grand Lodge in Absalom. “Never
16:34 <Mekkis> time to do it right, is there? Gorum see us through this, then.”
16:34 <Mekkis> He grunted loudly and leveled his glare at the entire room.
16:34 <Mekkis> “Ever been to Qadira? Religion is almost a fad down there,
16:34 <Mekkis> with new cults springing up like weeds and getting crushed
16:34 <Mekkis> just as quickly. It has been that way for centuries.
17:18 <Mekkis> “But some make a mark—on Qadira or in the Chronicles. Three
17:18 <Mekkis> centuries ago, the archdevil Moloch, preaching surrender to the
17:18 <Mekkis> desert heat, suddenly became the rage. Qadirans walked into
17:18 <Mekkis> the desert just to die just as if the heat was their paradise. The
17:18 <Mekkis> most devout sought out the hidden Citadel of Flame, where a
17:18 <Mekkis> fearsome bull-headed idol of Moloch judged them and sent
17:18 <Mekkis> the worthy to Malebolge, the sixth layer of Hell. No surprise
17:18 <Mekkis> that Sarenrae’s priests launched a mighty crusade to demolish
17:18 <Mekkis> the citadel. After two weeks, a great sandstorm swallowed the
17:18 <Mekkis> expedition—and, it seemed, the citadel and its idol. Nothing
17:18 <Mekkis> more was heard from either.
17:42 <Mekkis> “Until ten days ago, that is. Sandstorms regularly scour the
17:42 <Mekkis> Qadiran highlands, and this time they emptied an entire
17:42 <Mekkis> valley of dunes. Poking out of that valley, visible only to those
17:42 <Mekkis> soaring above—such as a flying Pathfinder wizard—was the
17:42 <Mekkis> lofty spire of a fortress: the Citadel of Flame, presumably.
18:08 <Mekkis> “Hopefully we are the first to learn about its reappearance and we need
18:08 <Mekkis> to act fast. The Decemvirate doesn’t expect any trouble, so they’re
18:08 <Mekkis> sending you. But I do expect trouble—who knows what’s infesting
18:08 <Mekkis> that citadel? Get in there fast and find that idol—it could be the key to
18:08 <Mekkis> the entire cult. It’s likely statue-sized, maybe as big as me, and should
18:08 <Mekkis> have a bull’s head on it. And for Gorum’s sake be careful.”
18:32 <Mekkis> Now, after a swift voyage to Sedeq and a tiring trek through the
18:32 <Mekkis> endless Qadiran dunes, the sun beats down on a maze of red
18:32 <Mekkis> slickstone, with delicate arches and towering columns called
18:32 <Mekkis> hoodoos dotting the landscape. Somewhere within this expanse
18:32 <Mekkis> lies the Citadel of Flame and within, the idol of Moloch.
18:41 <Mekkis>  
18:55 <Mortok_the_Lost> is there a visible entrance
19:18 <Mekkis> connect CA to diebot.ti4200.info
20:56 <Fork> acid flasks, water. 
21:14 <Mekkis> sure
21:31 <Spork> 3 acid flasks, and plenty of water
21:35 <Fork> Hey Fork, he's not as green as you is 
21:58 <Mortok_the_Lost> loads of water secounded
22:02 <Spork> Course he ain't. Its my turn wif the axe.
22:07 <Mortok_the_Lost> seconded even*
22:29 <Spork> Fork and Spork are two different shades of green.
22:44 * Fork is greener\
22:59 * Fork shows off his perty bandana
23:33 <Spork> Who're you folk? I'm Spork. Hes Spork. We're brothers.
23:37 * Spork waves.
23:53 * Fork hyucks like a yokel
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24:17 <Mortok_the_Lost> "grunt"
25:50 <Mortok_the_Lost> walks into the middle of the cayon ( what could go wrong)
25:56 <Spork> I think I got a tan. Swear I'm greener'n usual..
27:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 perception
27:29 <diebot> Mekkis, perception: [1d20=7] 9
27:35 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
27:36 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=13] 15
27:46 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
27:46 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=6] 8
28:00 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
28:01 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=8] 7
28:35 <Mekkis> could I get initiatives: the fires get surprise
28:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
28:41 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
28:58 <Spork> @init
29:05 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
29:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw init 1d20+1
29:05 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=14] 16
29:14 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
29:14 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=16] 18
29:33 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw init 1d20+1
29:49 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 init
29:50 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, init: [1d20=12] 13
29:50 <Fork> thats what you get for holding lvl 1-2
29:59 <Fork> is it seriously just the 3 of us?
30:06 <Mortok_the_Lost> :P i have a retired cleric
30:12 <Fork> oh right
30:34 <kapow_znc> !roll 1d20+4 init
30:34 <dicebot> kapow_znc, init: [1d20=17] 21
31:18 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
31:31 <Fork> "hey Spork, that dinnet look like  a much good idea"
31:47 <Spork> Wot, fightin' fire?
31:50 <kapow_znc> !roll 1d20+9 trip
31:51 <dicebot> kapow_znc, trip: [1d20=15] 24
31:58 <Spork> Usual way I put out fire, is by drinkin' lots o' beer..
32:18 <kapow_znc> !roll 1d20+5 stomp
32:18 <dicebot> kapow_znc, stomp: [1d20=3] 8
32:35 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
33:15 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 smackim'
33:15 <diebot> Fork, smackim': [1d20=16] 22
33:20 <Fork> the other one
33:23 kapow_znc is now known as Praitor
33:35 <Fork> g12
33:45 <Spork> 30ft
33:53 <Mekkis> roll damage
33:56 <Fork> SMASHIECRASHIEDIEDIEIDDE
34:12 <Fork> !throw 2d6+7
34:12 <diebot> Fork, 2d6+7: [2d6=5,1] 13
34:28 <Mekkis> it breaks up and vanishes to nothing
34:29 <Fork> i have 0.5 sword and 0.5 axe and THE BANDANNA COS I"M THE PRETTY ONE
34:34 <Spork> And I have the other halfs.
34:36 <Fork> nevermind, looks like i'm the stronk one. 
34:41 * Fork puts the bandanna on Spork's head
34:57 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, combat reflexes?
34:59 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+5 AoO
34:59 <dicebot> Praitor, AoO: [1d20=6] 11
35:04 <Mekkis> that AoO hits
35:14 <Mekkis> misses by one
35:30 <Mekkis> the flame slams into Praitor 
35:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
35:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
35:40 <Mekkis> missing horribly
35:41 <Spork> Get off him, fire!
35:43 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
35:52 <Spork> If it moves it ougta listen, right?
35:53 <Spork> SE, SE, E, SE, and smash the other one with my axe!
36:13 <Mekkis> throw it
36:15 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d12+7 damage
36:16 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=17] 23; damage: [1d12=7] 14
36:28 * Fork cheers
38:48 <***> Buffer Playback...
38:48 <***> Playback Complete.
38:48 <Fork> Spork dunnit taste too good. 
38:48 <Praitor> i didn't get my faction mission either
38:49 * Fork licks his brother
38:56 <Spork> Hey, go piss on that one. Make sure!
38:56 <Praitor> mortok
38:56 <Praitor> can you send me osirian
38:57 <Praitor> if you have it
39:10 * Spork raises an eyebrow at Fork, and steals his bandana.
39:37 <Nekhet> phew, i'm back
39:44 <Fork> welcome back mekkimur
39:50 <Nekhet> (can i get a run-down of this, and join?)
40:01 <Fork> we pissed on sentient fire. 
40:22 <Spork> (The twins learned that they can beat up fire. Somehow this is going to end badly for them.)
40:35 <Nekhet> (what tier are we doing?)
40:41 <Mortok_the_Lost> 1-2 
40:42 <Fork> 1-2
40:53 <Nekhet> (cool, so Warren it is)
41:09 Nekhet is now known as Warren
41:22 <Fork> "Ain't we lookin' for somethin' like that?"
41:40 * Spork goes to stand next to Fork.
42:14 <Fork> Is Warren a barbarian?
42:20 <Warren> paladin
42:32 <Mortok_the_Lost> what weapons to fork and spork have?
42:34 <Praitor> army of melee
42:45 <Warren> okay, so Warren
42:52 <Fork> Fork and Spork have a greataxe and a greatsword. They trade ownership of them regularly.
43:01 <Fork> Currently Fork's got the sword.
43:02 <Mortok_the_Lost> kk
43:48 <Warren> here's my official Warren description off of Paizo: The mischievous glint in this tall, handsome, brilliantly polished knight's warm hazel eyes betrays that in spite of the immaculate display of Holy Light that he is, this walking holy symbol just might be up to no good.
44:05 * Fork instantly develops a crush on the sexy, shiny paladin
44:11 <Spork> Does he start makin' trouble in my neighborhood?
44:27 <Warren> You won't know until you meet him :P
44:32 <Spork> Common and Orcish!
44:36 <Mekkis> Warren, what's your skype name
44:47 <Mortok_the_Lost> dobt they are in hallit?
44:52 <Warren> we need skype?
44:59 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perc
44:59 <diebot> Spork, perc: [1d20=19] 21
45:00 <Warren> i'm at the library so i can't really do voice here
45:00 <Mekkis> yes, for voice
45:03 <Mekkis> ok
45:04 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1D20-1
45:10 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 perception
45:11 <dicebot> Praitor, perception: [1d20=9] 16
45:11 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 perc
45:12 <diebot> Fork, perc: [1d20=18] 20
45:22 <Warren> could you give me a run down of where we are?
45:24 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
45:24 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=4] 3
45:52 <Spork> We're out in the desert of Qadira
46:04 <Mekkis> Warren, check your PMs
46:16 <Spork> Looking for the bull-headed idol thing.
46:18 <Warren> on it
46:38 <Mekkis> Fork, you find a couple of mummified and perfectly preserved corpses
46:49 <Fork> are they delicious?
46:50 <Warren> reading up
46:54 <Fork> wait, nevermind. 
47:02 <Mekkis> they're pretty salty
47:09 <Mekkis> the have some equipment on them though
47:15 * Fork loot!
47:24 Avatar gives channel operator status to Mekkis
47:38 <Spork> Fork, ya found dead folk?
47:50 <Mekkis> you find some arrows and some flasks
47:53 <Fork> Yyup. They was delicious. 
48:05 <Fork> "can anyone use arrows?"
48:09 <Fork> caramelized.
48:22 <Spork> Hey! Whats in this?
48:27 * Spork looks for a label on the flask.
48:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> sand and 151?
48:38 <Mekkis> They're unlabelled
48:49 <Fork> "hey Mortok_the_Lost, drink this!"
48:51 * Fork gives him one
48:52 <Warren> ok so you guys have been basically stumbling through this anciet temple of evil :D
48:57 <Warren> got it
49:01 <Fork> nah Warren, we just got here
49:21 <Mortok_the_Lost> *drink it*
49:35 <Praitor> !roll 1d0+3 stone masonry
49:36 <dicebot> Praitor, stone masonry: [ stone masonry] 3
49:41 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+3 stone masonry
49:41 <dicebot> Praitor, stone masonry: [1d20=16] 19
50:11 <Fork> What happens to Mortok_the_Lost?
50:20 <Mekkis> Your recent training in stonemasonry reveals that several of the glyphs were recently carved
50:28 <Warren> could i get a description of your characters?
50:32 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, it tastes... oily
50:43 <Warren> and then i'll jump IC
50:48 <Mekkis> three illiterate barbarians and a monk
51:05 <Warren> that's classes, not descriptions :P
51:12 <Spork> Fork and Spork are identical twins. Half-orc and looking very orky. Big, wide, and greenish-grey.
51:40 <Mortok_the_Lost> fish oily or oil oily?
51:40 <Spork> Something like 135kg each.
51:46 <Mekkis> oil oily
52:12 <Mortok_the_Lost> i think its for lighting fires
52:26 <Spork> Lets go inside
52:48 <Warren> WHat does the entrance look like?
53:03 * Spork moves up too. Spork won't be left behind!
54:00 <Mortok_the_Lost> open the door
55:07 * Mortok_the_Lost opens door
55:15 <Fork> "i can frow ya?"
55:16 <Spork> They sure do like fire.
55:26 <Spork> Fork and Spork can go in!
55:32 * Warren isn't doing the best he ever has in the desert heat, his perfectly polished banded mail feeling more like an oven than an armor. No one can really exactly tell how good or bad it might be though, because after the initial introductions he put his bucket helm back on and has not taken it off.
55:51 <Mekkis> Beyond the arch, the red stone hoodoos open up to a massive
55:51 <Mekkis> citadel. The stronghold appears to have two parts: the nearest
55:51 <Mekkis> is a squat, square fortress covered in decaying plaster and
55:51 <Mekkis> topped by an enormous minaret from which a thin plume of
55:51 <Mekkis> smoke escapes. The plaster walls are richly decorated with
55:51 <Mekkis> intricate geometric carvings of dancing flames, and smaller
55:51 <Mekkis> minarets rise from the corners. At the east end of that building,
55:51 <Mekkis> the valley floor drops suddenly and a windowless second
55:51 <Mekkis> structure perches on a plateau beyond, rising gracefully from
55:51 <Mekkis> the void in a tangle of minarets and spires. Even though
55:51 <Mekkis> centuries of sand have scoured away most of the gold leaf
55:51 <Mekkis> that once decorated the structure, the sunlight reflecting off
55:51 <Mekkis> the deep red stone of the citadel makes the entire structure
55:51 <Mekkis> glow like a massive bonfire. A delicate, red, enclosed bridge
55:51 <Mekkis> links the first fortress with the second one beyond. A pair of
55:51 <Mekkis> massive brass doors covered in a flowing decorative script
55:51 <Mekkis> blocks access to the near fortress.
56:08 <Mekkis> Warren, could you please PM me your PFS# and faction
56:38 <Spork> Heavy?
56:41 <Spork> Move over!
56:47 * Spork flexes.
56:51 * Fork farts
56:52 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+4 str
56:52 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, str: [1d20=9] 13
57:03 <Mekkis> the door creaks, but doesn't budge
57:04 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5
57:04 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
57:10 <Fork> "What door?"
57:12 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 str to open the door
57:12 <diebot> Spork, str to open the door: [1d20=19] 24
57:34 <Mekkis> Fork musters up his strength, and with the help of Spork, and with a massive creaking, pushes the door open
57:58 <Mortok_the_Lost> leap threw the door battle axe and shield in hand
58:04 * Warren inspects the carvings on the door, trying to estimate their quality 
58:05 <Spork> See? Easy. Lets go.
58:17 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 craft calligraphy
58:18 <diebot> Warren, craft calligraphy: [1d20=20] 25
58:39 <Mekkis> A panting knight enters the arch behind you.
59:05 <Mekkis> they seem to be well-crafted. What languages do you speak?
59:07 <Spork> Wot? Ya hot? S'just a desert..
59:08 <Mortok_the_Lost> he have a way finder?
59:14 <Warren> (common, elven)
59:33 <Mekkis> you can't understand the scripts
59:49 <Warren> These carvings are so nicely done it makes me wish i could read them.
59:56 <Spork> They sure do got some fancy swirly lines on them doors.
00:08 <Spork> Wots inside?
00:10 * Spork steps in
00:11 <Fork> Almost prettier than you, ey Spork
00:24 * Warren nods to himself and pushes onwards after the group, then approaches the half-orcish twins that seem to be impetuously moving forward
00:29 <Mekkis> Opening the door reveals many rows of stout pillars, carved to resemble writing flames, surrounding a spiral staircase, devoid of rails or walls, leads upwards.
00:55 <Spork> They sure do like fire..
00:56 <Warren> Excuse me, gentlemen... But would you allow me to step forward?
01:03 <Mekkis> The walls are covered with scriptures carved in gold filigree.
01:04 <Spork> Wonder if the bed looks like fire too.
01:23 <Fork> "makes me need to pee"
01:25 <Mortok_the_Lost> what weapons does the knight appear to be bearing
01:33 <Warren> I do not mean to impose, but this place has the feel of... Evil about it.
01:34 <Spork> battleaxe
01:36 <Spork> I think
01:50 <Spork> Do it? How do ya know? Evil got a smell, does it?
01:53 <Mekkis> Massive obsidian benches line the walls, and a thick layer of desert sand covers the floor and stairs.
02:01 <Warren> (giant brilliantly white heavy steel sheild with the flaming Iomeade sword painted all over it... Shiny polished longsword that doesn't look like it's seen battle)
02:03 * Spork sniffs one of his armpits. Then Fork's.
02:19 * Spork shrugs.
02:24 <Mekkis> there's a set of footprints in the sand leading upwards
02:24 <Warren> Yeah. Fire and brimstone, normally.
02:31 <Spork> Wot ya think? Wanna see if he can get that armor dirty on somethin?
02:39 <Mekkis> Warren, if you have CA, connect it to diebot.ti4200.info
02:40 * Spork waves the shiny one ahead.
02:47 <Spork> Me an' Spork'll back ya up.
03:11 <Fork> Hey Spork, ya think this is one of them storybook castle things?
03:22 <Fork> Reckon there'll be a pretty maid up them stairs, locked all up in the tower?
03:31 * Mortok_the_Lost switches from shield and battle axe to greataxe
03:32 * Warren bows his helm slightly to the half-orcs, resulting in a muted clank, and crouches down to take a closer look at the footprints
03:39 * Fork starts pulling the dragon book out of his pocket
03:45 <Spork> I heard some buger always moves her soon as ya get to the last bit..
03:45 <Warren> !roll id20-1 survival
03:46 <dicebot> Warren, id20-1 survival: [id20 survival] -1
03:54 <Warren> !roll 1d20-1 survival
03:54 <dicebot> Warren, survival: [1d20=10] 9
04:16 <Fork> that mustard. 
04:33 <Spork> That Countess lady never did get round to callin'..
04:36 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+3 track
04:36 <Mekkis> they're clearly leading upstairs
04:36 <dicebot> Praitor, track: [1d20=5] 8
04:47 * Fork clomps upstairs
04:55 <Warren> It appears to have headed upstrairs!
04:57 <Fork> "Hellooo?"
05:00 <Spork> Any other doors in here?
05:08 <Fork> "Any perty ladies in here?"
05:14 <Mekkis> there are two doors to the east
05:19 <Spork> Oughta finish the bottom fore we go up, innit?
05:35 <Mekkis> Warren, are you receiving my PMs?
06:34 <Spork> hey!
06:37 * Spork whistles.
06:40 * Warren takes a quick glance toward the doors
06:47 <Spork> Are these doors easy big and heavy too?
06:57 * Mortok_the_Lost trys to walk up the stairs
06:57 <Spork> east
07:11 <Warren> I do not claim to be the quietest of movers, but...
07:14 <Spork> Lets finish up this floor an THEN move up.
07:26 <Spork> Or ya might leave the good loots behind.
07:29 <Warren> Could we perhaps at least try to keep it down in here? Someone told me it was a good idea.
07:30 * Spork nods.
07:31 <Mortok_the_Lost> "but the footprints go this way"
07:50 * Spork looks at Warren as though he spoke some other language.
07:54 <Spork> Quiet? Wot for?
08:10 <Warren> So that we hear the baddies before the baddies hear us, maybe?
08:21 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+4 sneak east
08:21 <dicebot> Praitor, sneak east: [1d20=19] 23
08:27 <Fork> "oh fine then Spork, we'll lookit back there first. THEN go hunt pretty ladies"
08:35 <Spork> But if yer bein' quiet.. how do you give em' a good fearsome roar?
08:55 <Warren> Once they see you, my friend. And you can make a face at them then, too.
08:56 <Spork> How they sposed to know you'se gonna kill 'em dead if you don't roar?
09:13 * Fork "Yer!"
09:23 <Fork> (fork and spork reminds me of tweedledee and tweedledum"
09:27 * Spork gets on over by the door.
09:34 * Warren moves up to the closer of the two ground floor doors and listens
09:36 <Spork> Comon, Fork.
09:41 <Mortok_the_Lost> "they normal work it out right before the axe hits there head"
09:46 * Fork moves to r16 and looks around
09:50 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 perception
09:50 <diebot> Warren, perception: [1d20=7] 6
09:56 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
09:57 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=10] 12
10:06 <Spork> Bugger. See? While we was yappin, somebody snagged all the loot!
10:11 <Mortok_the_Lost> normaly*
10:18 <Spork> Ain't that one o' them things we sposed to smash?
10:26 <Mortok_the_Lost> need gets me a new keybourd
10:38 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 percep
10:38 <dicebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=9] 16
11:08 <Praitor> look fork spork an idol
11:17 <Fork> "Whats it say on all them fancy tropies?"
11:19 <Spork> Oh. That ain't much. I'm sure Spork can take care of it all by himself.
11:25 * Spork pushes Fork in.
11:54 * Fork takes the idol
12:19 <Spork> If it was any bigger, I'd need to do it for 'im.
12:24 * Fork takes it back to show off to his bruvvah. 
12:28 <Fork> "lookit what i got! Shiny!"
12:33 <Fork> "Kitaro would like this :("
12:56 * Warren observes the barbarians but keeps an eye out for anything that might pounce them while they stumble around and touch things
13:01 <Fork> (spork is in the room too)
13:11 <Mekkis> A broken pedastal hits the floor with a thud
13:25 <Mekkis> as it does, a sphere of flame appears and hits Praitor 
13:40 <Mekkis> Praitor, reflex save
13:49 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 reflex
13:49 <dicebot> Praitor, reflex: [1d20=17] 24
13:57 <Mekkis> who manages to dodge out of the way
14:05 * Spork whistles.
14:13 <Spork> That fire was goin right at ya!
14:17 <Warren> Woah. Careful there.
14:18 <Mekkis> give me initiatives, Spork Fork and Praitor 
14:29 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+6 init
14:29 <dicebot> Praitor, init: [1d20=4] 10
14:41 * Warren draws his sword
14:42 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+6 init
14:42 <diebot> Praitor, init: [1d20=8] 14
14:49 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
14:49 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=12] 14
15:05 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
15:05 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=1] 3
15:10 <Fork> ...
15:13 <Fork> seriously?
15:25 * Fork is too distracted looking at the shiny
16:15 <Spork> hit the fire, because it worked last time!
16:24 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d12+7 damage
16:24 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=8] 14; damage: [1d12=5] 12
16:46 * Fork , still not realising we're in combat, tries to show Spork the shiny
16:54 <Mekkis> The flame then moves on top of Fork 
16:58 <Mekkis> reflex save, fork
17:00 <Fork> "heyy!"
17:07 <Spork> Get off my brother!
17:17 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2
17:17 <Mortok_the_Lost> can we get a flame marker or cants markers double up?
17:18 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
17:20 <Fork> / 
17:44 <Mekkis> !throw 3d6 fire
17:45 <diebot> Mekkis, fire: [3d6=2,5,6] 13
17:54 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
18:04 <Mekkis> oh, the door closes too
18:11 * Fork ouchouchouch and moves to open the door
18:36 <Fork> and moves through it
18:45 <Mekkis> Warren, Mortok_the_Lost initiative please
19:10 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 init
19:10 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, init: [1d20=5] 6
19:34 <Warren> !throw 1d20+1 init
19:35 <diebot> Warren, init: [1d20=10] 11
20:08 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
20:55 <Fork> Shepherds pie for dinner. Plum pie for dessert. #housewifeoftheyear
21:18 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
21:21 <Spork> is my axe on fire?
21:24 <Mekkis> no
21:27 <Praitor> maintain readied action to trip anyone wo is not an ally going in or out of room
21:28 <Spork> get the hell out the room to
21:39 <Spork> move to.. north of Fork?
21:45 <Fork> Am i on fire?
21:48 <Mekkis> no
21:52 <Mekkis> you were just burned
21:53 <Spork> Turn around and glare angrily at it.
21:57 <Fork> Close the door. 
22:17 <Spork> Ah! Ah! Its after me!
22:19 <Mekkis> the sphere follows Fork out of the room and lands on Spork
22:22 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
22:23 <diebot> Spork, reflex: [1d20=13] 15
22:23 <Mekkis> reflex save, Spork 
22:28 <Mekkis> who manages to avoid it
22:31 <Fork> "Oi! Giddoff my bruvvah!"
22:34 <Mekkis> it's now Warren's turn
22:45 <Fork> "Stomp on it!"
23:08 * Fork unzips, ready to pee it out the old fashioned way
23:13 <Warren> (this sphere is how big?)
23:19 <Mekkis> about a foot sphere
23:23 <Mekkis> foot diameter
23:29 <Spork> fire basketball
23:40 <Mekkis> bit larger than a basketball
23:52 <Warren> Alright, Warren will charge it and try to get it off of him
23:56 <Warren> so attack?
24:13 <Fork> it missed. its not on spork
24:14 <Mekkis> you can't charge from there, but you can move around and attack it if you want
24:26 <Warren> Alright, i'll do that then
24:38 <Mekkis> roll the attack
24:44 <Spork> Shiny man, get this fire off me!
24:47 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 longsword
24:47 <diebot> Warren, longsword: [1d20=5] 10
24:48 <Mekkis> what weapon are you using?
25:30 * Warren valiantly rushes to the barbarian's aid, swinging at it with his shiny sword but completely missing
25:32 <Mekkis> your longsword scrapes the side of the sphere, which continues burning as though nothing happened.
25:47 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
26:00 * Fork pours water on it
26:10 <Mekkis> how much water?
26:11 <Fork> ...actual water. not pissing on it. 
26:20 <Spork> a liter?
26:25 <Spork> or is it litre?
26:27 <Fork> hold the flask upside down until it reacts
26:35 <Mekkis> a flask? or a waterskin?
26:35 <Fork> litre. 
26:41 <Fork> waterskin**
26:49 <Mekkis> sure
26:57 <Mekkis> give me a melee attack roll
27:06 <Mekkis> BAB+str+d2-
27:11 <Mekkis> d20
27:40 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6
27:41 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+6: [1d20=9] 15
28:01 <Mekkis> fork empties a waterskin over the sphere, which extinguishes it
28:12 <Mekkis> leaving a spongy sphere
28:20 * Fork pees on spork a little, just to make sure
28:25 <Fork> on the sphere*
28:34 <Mekkis> it sizzles a bit
28:39 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
28:42 * Fork puts it away and zipps up again
28:54 <Warren> (i moved to N14 on my turn to attack)
29:05 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 perception
29:06 <dicebot> Praitor, perception: [1d20=10] 17
29:06 * Fork goes back to showing off the shiny
29:20 <Mekkis> you can't see anything
29:24 * Warren takes a closer look at the extinguished sphere
29:32 <Spork> Is it still floating?
29:35 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
29:37 <Praitor> readied to trip again
29:56 * Spork looks around, doesn't see anything else to kill, and chops at the sphere agasin.
30:03 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 1d12+7 damage
30:04 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=7] 13; damage: [1d12=5] 12
30:20 <Mekkis> you hit the sphere so hard it explodes in a ball of sizzling urine
30:39 <Mekkis> what are you guys doing now?
30:46 <Spork> other door!
30:50 * Fork laughs at Spork 
30:55 <Spork> ....Shiny man can go first.
31:00 * Warren moves to the other door and listens
31:02 * Fork nudges shinyman
31:04 * Spork pees on Fork to get even.
31:13 <Warren> !throw perception 1d20-1
31:25 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 perc
31:26 <diebot> Warren, perc: [1d20=17] 16
31:26 <Fork> !roll 1s20+2 per
31:27 <dicebot> Fork, 1s20+2 per: [1s20 per] 2
31:36 <Fork> dicebot hates me. 
31:48 * Warren moves to q10
31:52 * Fork pushes Spork into the room]
32:10 <Mekkis> The walls of this room are lined with weapons: crossed
32:10 <Mekkis> halberds, spears, and longswords, all decorated with
32:10 <Mekkis> flame motifs. Two shields with portraits of Moloch
32:10 <Mekkis> towering over the Citadel of Flame sit near the ceiling.
32:19 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+5 throwing axe
32:19 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, throwing axe: [1d20=3] 8
32:26 * Spork collects a backup weapon or two; longsword and halberd.
32:29 <Mekkis> A plain obsidian bench sits on the floor, with a skeleton splayed across it. The skeleton’s armor
32:29 <Mekkis> is bedecked in stylized flames, and its scimitar’s hilt is
32:29 <Mekkis> shaped like an idol of Moloch. The room is lit by two
32:29 <Mekkis> torches
32:50 <Mekkis> your battleaxe hits the table, sending bones along the floor
32:57 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 kn religion
32:58 <diebot> Warren, kn religion: [1d20=14] 19
33:10 <Mekkis> what are you trying to find out, Warren?
33:44 <Warren> Find out whether i recognize the idol deity, signs of undeath on the skeleton
33:52 <Warren> And i detect evil on it
34:02 <Mekkis> you recognise the idol as an idol of Moloch
34:11 <Mekkis> the skeleton does not appear undead
34:35 <Mortok_the_Lost> i walk to get my axe back and what are the shields made of?
34:38 <Warren> What kind of armor is it wearing?
34:53 <Mekkis> the armour is banded mail
35:00 <Mekkis> the shields are made of steel
35:04 <Mekkis> light steel shields
35:10 <Warren> move us in the room by the way
35:17 <Mortok_the_Lost> grab a shield dont like my wodden ones chances here
35:26 <Mekkis> sure
35:31 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, give me perception
35:35 <Warren> anythign else in this room?
35:45 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
35:45 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=11] 10
35:54 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 per
35:55 <diebot> Warren, per: [1d20=8] 7
36:06 <Mekkis> nope, just weapons and armour
36:23 <Fork> (whats the damage on a scimitar?)
36:37 ForevernadeAFK has quit (Connection closed)
36:52 * Warren heads out of the room after he is convinced that there is no danger inside
37:11 <Warren> the upstairs is the passage in the middle right?
37:20 <Mortok_the_Lost> grab the armor and scimitar cause they prob magicky
37:26 <Mekkis> Warren, Spork, Fork give me perception checks
37:32 * Warren glances up the stairs and listens
37:35 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perc
37:35 <diebot> Spork, perc: [1d20=17] 19
37:36 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2
37:36 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
37:41 <Warren> !throw per 1d20-1
37:51 <Fork> !roll 1d20+2 proving diebot hates me
37:52 <dicebot> Fork, proving diebot hates me: [1d20=7] 9
37:53 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 per
37:53 <diebot> Warren, per: [1d20=5] 4
38:05 <Mekkis> Spork, Fork you hear rustling from upstairs
38:13 <Spork> Its like an axe on a long stick!
38:18 <Fork> "I hear a a perty lady inside!"
38:20 * Warren waits for everyone to regroup before he heads upstairs slowly
38:22 <Fork> *upstairs
38:46 <Praitor> nothing under where the statue was in this room?
38:48 * Mortok_the_Lost Grabs as many weapons as he can carry from the room
38:48 * Spork catches up to Warren
38:58 * Fork takes a spear and catches up
39:00 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, you have several weapons
39:12 <Mekkis> Warren, you're heading upstairs?
39:12 <Praitor> if there is nothing i regroup
39:16 <Warren> Move to R12
39:55 <Warren> Yes
40:02 <Mortok_the_Lost> "its not a pretty lady its a witch"
40:15 <Fork> "she perty?"
40:21 <Fork>  "or like being peed on?"
40:23 <Mortok_the_Lost> move up behind warren so i can kill the witch
40:24 <Spork> Wot, witches can't be perty?
40:27 <Fork> "or need reskyoooin?"
40:51 <Spork> Ennit a rule that all girls in towers need reskyouin?
41:16 * Fork jostles past everyone to go upstairs first
41:19 <Spork> 'Member the last time you peed on a girl? They don't like it.
41:20 <Mekkis> Fork goes upstairs, to an empty, cylindrical room. It has a lovely mural on the walls
41:25 <Mekkis> and it is very hot up here
41:33 * Spork keeps up with Fork
41:34 <Fork> "Hey laaaaayyydeeee?""
41:42 <Fork> "i came to reskyooo you!"
41:43 * Warren runs up after Fork
42:06 * Warren mutters something about the Holy Inheritor delivering him from various things
42:59 <Spork> Issat like.. a real big pot?
43:06 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 percep
43:07 <dicebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=14] 21
43:13 <Mekkis> A set of graceful spiral stairs, constructed of black marble
43:13 <Mekkis> veined with scarlet, wind upward. The bonfire in the entry
43:13 <Mekkis> hall sends waves of intense heat flowing upwards, along with
43:13 <Mekkis> thick black smoke. Directly above the flame, at the level of the
43:13 <Mekkis> chamber’s ceiling, is a wide capstone concealing the interior of
43:13 <Mekkis> the hall’s large minaret. The stairs wrap around the capstone
43:13 <Mekkis> and end in a small landing adjacent to an egg-shaped enclosure
43:13 <Mekkis> suspended inside the minaret. The chamber’s exterior walls
43:13 <Mekkis> are wreathed in smoke flowing in wide ribbons toward the
43:13 <Mekkis> minaret’s peak. A squat stone door leads inside.
43:13 <Spork> How else d'ya make whole horse soup?
43:16 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 percep
43:17 <diebot> Fork, percep: [1d20=4] 6
43:21 <Mekkis> you don't find any traps
43:35 <Praitor> doors safe spork
44:00 <Spork> Can we get to that fire?
44:12 <Mortok_the_Lost> you taken to long i wanna gets the idol an leave this stinky desert
44:16 * Fork pees on the fire, just to make sure the tank's empty
45:45 * Warren stops at the door and listens
45:54 <Spork> Fork and Spork can get up to 266lb on med load.
45:55 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 per
45:56 <diebot> Warren, per: [1d20=4] 3
46:35 * Fork goes upstairs and opens the door
46:50 <Fork> Fork and spork make Wall Of Orcs. 
46:54 * Praitor pushes Spork into the room
46:58 <Mortok_the_Lost> lighting bolt we all die?
46:58 <Mekkis> a blast of fire engulfs everyone within 15' of the door
47:04 <Mekkis> reflex saves?
47:14 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 reflex
47:14 <dicebot> Praitor, reflex: [1d20=4] 11
47:16 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 reflex better than Fork
47:16 <diebot> Spork, reflex better than Fork: [1d20=11] 13
47:24 <Warren> !throw 1d20+4 ref
47:25 <diebot> Warren, ref: [1d20=8] 12
47:26 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 reflex
47:26 <dicebot> Praitor, reflex: [1d20=16] 23
47:32 <Warren> Uh oh.
47:33 * Praitor uses his shirt reroll
47:45 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 ref
47:45 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, ref: [1d20=7] 8
47:48 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 biggernumbers cos i'm the stronk brother!
47:48 <diebot> Fork, biggernumbers cos i'm the stronk brother!: [1d20=11] 13
47:56 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4 damage
47:57 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d4=1,1] 2
48:10 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, take 2 damage
48:14 <Mekkis> everyone else, take 1 damage
48:25 <Spork> 14/15
48:26 <Mekkis> (unless you have evasion, in which case take 0)
48:38 * Warren stumbles slightly as he barely manages to keep his brillinatly white cape from catching fire
49:07 * Praitor hides under warrens cape to escape the fire
49:08 <Mortok_the_Lost> we ment to type health?
49:22 * Warren grins at Praitor
49:27 * Fork 1/15
49:32 <Mekkis> not really, no
49:41 <Mekkis> but some people are savage metagamers :S
49:43 <Spork> Otherwise I forget.
50:05 <Warren> (i'm recording it on the character sheet)
50:13 <Fork> i didn't see the damage roll earlier
50:44 <Praitor> paladin
50:54 <Praitor> i give you my wand of cure light to use on people as need be
51:07 * Praitor points at Fork
51:09 <Mekkis>    The sauna itself is dark and bare of any furnishings,
51:09 <Mekkis> although the walls are decorated with a large mural
51:09 <Mekkis> of the Qadiran desert and a second large mural that looks like a a maze-like geometric pattern of scarlet flames.
51:21 <Fork> shinyman this hurts! Makeit stop!'
51:21 * Warren looks at the wand Praitor is holding, then takes it
51:30 <Warren> I shall return it to you.
51:38 <Fork> ..
51:44 <Fork> (warren please heal me?"
51:46 <Spork> Can ya fix 'im?
51:55 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+3 stone masonry
51:55 <dicebot> Praitor, stone masonry: [1d20=16] 19
51:59 <Warren> Now if you could hold still for a moment, sir?
52:08 * Fork freezes
52:20 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 UMD
52:20 <diebot> Warren, UMD: [1d20=14] 22
52:23 * Spork pokes Fork in the nose.
52:37 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 clw
52:37 <Mekkis> Warren, seeing as Cure Light is on your spell list, you don't need to roll UMD
52:37 <diebot> Warren, clw: [1d8=6] 7
52:38 <Praitor> warren cure light is eventually on your spell list
52:42 * Fork farts on noseboops.
52:43 <Warren> It's not
52:44 <Praitor> you don't need to UMD it XP
52:50 <Warren> I do :)
52:54 <Mekkis> are you THAT type of paladin?
52:58 <Warren> My archetype doesn't get spells
53:07 <Mekkis> Praitor is pulling out some parchment and starts trying to copy the mural
53:22 <Warren> Feeling all better there, big guy?
53:33 <Praitor> !roll 1d20-1 map
53:33 <dicebot> Praitor, map: [1d20=5] 4
53:41 <Mekkis> Give me a craft (drawing) check
53:47 * Fork 8/15 hp
53:54 * Warren then curiously pokes his head at what Praitor is doing
53:54 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+3 craft masonry
53:55 <dicebot> Praitor, craft masonry: [1d20=15] 18
54:20 <Mekkis> Praitor is taking several tens of minutes in the sweltering heat up here. Is anyone joining him?
54:33 <Warren> Can i help?
54:46 <Warren> I've copied lots of books. It can't be that different.
54:47 <Spork> This is cookin' hot. We oughta go.
54:50 <Mekkis> he's appearantly trying to copy the mural
55:12 <Mekkis> after ten minutes, anyone who's still in the sauna, please give me a fortitude save.
55:13 <Praitor> Yes i am copying the mural on the wall
55:18 * Spork gets out of the hot room.
55:25 <Mekkis> take a -4 penalty if you're wearing heavy clothing or armour
55:28 * Warren tries to help Praitor
55:45 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+5
55:46 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
55:46 * Fork leaves the sauna
55:50 <Warren> !throw 1d20+4 fort
55:51 <diebot> Warren, fort: [1d20=18] 22
56:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal
56:02 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal: [1d4=1] 1
56:06 <Mortok_the_Lost> sits on the stairs outside waiting for them to find something to kill
56:09 <Praitor> 22/23
56:09 <Mekkis> Praitor, take 1 nonlethal damage
56:11 * Warren works as beads of sweat collect under his helm
56:23 <Mekkis> Warren, give me a craft (Stonecutting) check
56:25 * Fork 'reads' the dragon book 
56:41 <Warren> can i get a bonus as a calligrapher?
56:51 <Mekkis> sure, use the calligraphy instead
57:03 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 calligraphy
57:04 <diebot> Warren, calligraphy: [1d20=2] 7
57:19 * Warren sets his jaw looking at his shoddy work
57:27 <Mekkis> after twenty minutes, give me another fortitude save
57:36 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7
57:37 <dicebot> Praitor, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19
57:40 <Warren> The prior would beat me with a stick for this.
57:40 <Spork> You folk done cookin' in there?
57:49 <Warren> !rolls 1d20+4
57:58 <Warren> !throw 1d20+4 fort
57:59 <diebot> Warren, fort: [1d20=6] 10
58:22 <Fork> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/479981_605436892819101_1427291271_n.jpg
59:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4 nonlethal
59:02 <diebot> Mekkis, nonlethal: [1d4=1] 1
59:07 <Mekkis> Warren, take 1 nonlethal damage
59:19 <Mekkis> after 20 minutes, you think it's as complete as you can make it
59:28 <Mekkis> what are you guys doing now
59:43 * Warren heaves out of the room, his whole armor dewy with sweat
00:04 * Warren hands his handiwork to Praitor
00:19 * Fork pockets Praitor's map
00:28 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+3 craft stone masonry
00:29 <diebot> Praitor, craft stone masonry: [1d20=10] 13
00:30 <Mekkis> You don't find any secret passages
00:41 <Praitor> I walk out of the room
00:55 <Warren> WHy do they have sauna here in Quadira? Don't they find it hot enough outside?
01:16 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
01:16 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=14] 13
01:22 * Warren pulls his helmet off for a moment to breathe
01:32 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, you don't find any secret passages
01:53 <Mortok_the_Lost> meh go down stairs its hot up here
02:06 <Warren> There is just the door to the sauna here right?
02:07 * Fork was sittign on the stairs waiting for everyone to come back down. 
02:13 <Warren> But we heard something from up here...
02:18 <Fork> once they do, Fork goes through the door at U15
02:25 <Fork> ^
02:34 <Fork> wait now
02:40 <Fork> fork is waiting there and pushign spork through
02:44 <Fork> becuase fork is a little tired. 
02:54 <Spork> you realize the barbarians are 3/5ths of the party
03:04 <Warren> Can we listen at the doors before we stumble through them? 
03:10 <Mekkis> you can
03:13 <Mekkis> perception
03:14 <Praitor> we're both breaking in from different doors
03:22 <Praitor> barbarians through one us through other
03:26 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 percep
03:27 <dicebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=1] 8
03:31 * Mortok_the_Lost leaps through the door ( listening is for cowards)
03:37 <Warren> That's my in character question to my fellow party members, i know we can :)
04:17 * Warren enters the room immediately after the first person stumbles in
04:29 <Mekkis> Moloch’s acolytes met supplicants in this richly-decorated
04:29 <Mekkis> chamber and screened them for entry to the Inferno
04:29 <Mekkis> Heart. Against the east wall sits an ornate brass throne,
04:29 <Mekkis> sculpted to resemble an enormous hand of flame. Wood
04:29 <Mekkis> painted to resemble tendrils of smoke rising from behind
04:29 <Mekkis> the throne merge into a detailed mural of Moloch’s idol
04:29 <Mekkis> on the wall.
04:29 <Mekkis>   Beautiful tapestries line the other walls, depicting a
04:29 <Mekkis> grand battle between soldiers of flame and the dervishes
04:33 * Fork brings up the rear
04:34 <Mekkis> of Sarenrae
04:39 <Praitor> me walks in
05:09 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 kn religion
05:10 <diebot> Warren, kn religion: [1d20=15] 20
05:10 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+7 perception
05:10 <dicebot> Praitor, perception: [1d20=10] 17
05:15 <Fork> "More perty pictures! You should draw them too!"
05:16 <Praitor> looking for the burnies
05:18 <Warren> DO i know what's going on?
05:23 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw1d20_1 per
05:26 <Spork> Wots them behind the throne?
05:31 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20_1 per
05:31 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=13] 14
05:40 <Mekkis> You identify this as a temple / reception room
05:48 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 per
05:48 <diebot> Warren, per: [1d20=7] 6
05:49 <Mekkis> for Moloch
06:06 <Warren> And i realize it's the Serenae guys vs the Moloch guys right?
06:11 <Mekkis> exactly
06:20 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 reflex for when he sits on the throne and fire engulfs him
06:21 <diebot> Praitor, reflex for when he sits on the throne and fire engulfs him: [1d20=3] 10
06:34 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, you see what seems to be a secret passage behind the throne
06:52 <Spork> That don't look comfy at all.
06:52 <Mortok_the_Lost> open the secrete pasage
06:56 <Fork> Pork is waiting. 
06:58 * Warren was about to start rambling about Serenae but then he sees the fire burst and draws his sword
07:16 <Mekkis> what fire?
07:23 * Warren moves up to the passage, sword in hand
07:32 <Spork> What're them statues?
07:33 <Mekkis> which passage?
07:44 <Spork> Those what we're supposed to break?
07:47 <Warren> Oh, we dont' all see ti?
08:06 <Spork> Oh, lets go that way!
08:07 <Mekkis> what?
08:12 <Praitor> there is no fire
08:14 <Warren> the passage
08:20 <Praitor> i was being premetive expecting traps everywhere
08:23 * Spork leads the way in.
08:31 <Warren> ah :)
08:43 * Warren moves into the passage
09:00 * Praitor walks 3rd
09:05 <Mekkis> as you open the passage, a figure emerges from a tapestry on the west side of the room
09:09 <Fork> Does the idol Fork is carryign match the one on the wall?
09:34 <Warren> Perception if we notice it?
09:36 <Mekkis> it moves up and chants some words
09:49 <Mekkis> initiatives
10:05 <Warren> !throw 1d20+1 init
10:06 <diebot> Warren, init: [1d20=20] 21
10:07 <Mekkis> he has an animated whip next at his side
10:08 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init better than Fork
10:09 <diebot> Spork, init better than Fork: [1d20=19] 21
10:10 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 init
10:10 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, init: [1d20=2] 3
10:20 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+6 init
10:21 <dicebot> Praitor, init: [1d20=5] 11
10:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
10:51 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
10:54 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
10:55 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=1] 3
11:12 <Mekkis> Perception checks too please
11:14 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 perception
11:14 <diebot> Praitor, perception: [1d20=3] 10
11:16 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
11:17 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
11:17 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=9] 11
11:18 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=10] 12
11:24 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 per
11:25 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, per: [1d20=14] 13
11:30 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 perception
11:31 <diebot> Warren, perception: [1d20=7] 6
11:53 <Mekkis> Praitor, Warren Mortok_the_Lost and Spork are engulfed in colours
11:58 <Mekkis> will saves...
12:20 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 will
12:20 <Warren> !throw 1d20+6 will
12:20 <diebot> Spork, will: [1d20=12] 10
12:21 <diebot> Warren, will: [1d20=4] 10
12:37 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20-1 will
12:38 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, will: [1d20=2] 1
12:41 <Fork>  !throw 1d20-2 will
12:47 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 will
12:47 <diebot> Fork, will: [1d20=3] 1
12:49 <Fork> ...
12:55 <Warren> (behold the bastion of failure:P)
13:00 <Fork> diebot can go suck my wang
13:06 <Mekkis> Fork, luckily isn't in the cone
13:09 <Spork> but I was going through the door!
13:27 <Warren> we were both going through the door
13:37 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 will
13:37 <diebot> Praitor, will: [1d20=20] 25
13:38 <Warren> but this happened before we entered
13:43 <Mekkis> you are unconscious, blinded, and stunned
13:48 <Fork> "Should i pee on this one too, or whack it?"
13:50 <Mekkis> except Praitor and Fork 
14:05 <Warren> (yay, the joys of color spray)
14:20 <Fork> the most common cause of death in FS is colourspray?
14:40 <Warren> (So i'll go fetch coffee since i'm effectively out of this encounter, that good?:)
15:00 <Spork> (I'll go cut the rest of the pie.)
15:08 <Mekkis> he throws an elemental ray at Fork
15:11 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
15:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
15:22 <Mekkis> Fork, does that hit flat-footed touch
15:57 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1
15:58 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
16:02 <Mekkis> 2 fire damage
16:08 <Spork> I wrote flatfooted and touch. Not both together
16:12 <Fork> 5/15
16:15 <Mekkis> The whip goes over to Praitor 
16:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11
16:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+11: [1d20=1] 12
16:32 <Mekkis> and misses
16:49 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
17:29 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 tumble
17:29 <diebot> Praitor, tumble: [1d20=9] 18
17:36 <Mekkis> you avoid the AoO
17:47 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+9 trip
17:47 <diebot> Praitor, trip: [1d20=8] 17
17:58 <Mekkis> he's on the ground
18:12 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 stomp
18:13 <diebot> Praitor, stomp: [1d20=13] 18
18:20 <Mekkis> hits
18:22 <Praitor> !throw 1d6+4
18:22 <diebot> Praitor, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
18:35 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
19:17 <Warren> (back)
19:33 <Warren> (divine grace divine schmace, good going Iomedae :/ )
19:48 <Fork> Fork moves up the diagonal to V11
19:59 <Fork> and readies an attack to hit him it he starts doing magic stuff
20:40 <Mekkis> the whip strikes at Fork 
20:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11
20:45 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+11: [1d20=13] 24
20:54 <Warren> DId this figure look human, or...
21:02 <Mekkis> it looks human
21:45 <Mekkis> the whip does no damage
21:51 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+15 Grapple
21:52 <diebot> Mekkis, Grapple: [1d20=2] 17
22:02 <Warren> Once Warren gets out of unconsciousness (if the thing is still alive) and before he is able to move, i'd use one of those rounds to detect evil on it
22:19 <Warren> I think you can do that even if you can't move?
22:20 <Mekkis> he starts defensively casting a spell
22:30 <Fork> Fork swings!
22:31 <Mekkis> Fork, readied action?
22:40 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 attack; 2d6+7 damage
22:41 <diebot> Fork, attack: [1d20=18] 24; damage: [2d6=2,6] 15
22:47 <Mekkis> and he falls
22:56 * Fork spits on him.
22:57 <Mekkis> bleeding
23:03 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
23:48 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+6 heal check
23:48 <diebot> Praitor, heal check: [1d20=14] 20
23:49 <Mekkis> Praitor attempts to stabilised him
23:52 <Mekkis> and succeeds
24:03 <Mekkis> the whip keeps whipping Fork for another eighteen seconds
24:09 <Mekkis> Praitor ties him up
24:15 <Fork> Can I chop it?
24:17 <Mekkis> and the rest of you eventually wake up
24:22 <Praitor> "Not this one."
24:33 <Praitor> "He's mine."
24:36 <Mekkis> Warren attempts to detect evil on him, and does not detect evil
24:42 * Warren rubs the color spray out of his eyes
25:10 <Spork> I had a terrible dream..
25:22 <Spork> There was a unicorn spittin' rainbows at me.
25:27 <Warren> What happened? Did we win?
26:00 * Praitor copies it
26:18 <Spork> Did ya kill 'im,Fork?
26:20 * Warren blinks a few times at the body
26:23 * Praitor searches the guy
26:26 <Fork> O'course i did, Spork :D
26:37 * Fork hugs his brother
26:41 <Warren> I see no evil in this creature. Maybe that is why its magic could affect me.
26:50 * Praitor takes the key
26:56 * Fork takes everythign else
27:15 <Mekkis> On the body, you find two flasks, a scroll, two smokesticks, a dagger, a mummified hand, a holy symbol, and a key
27:17 <Warren> Or maybe they just tricked me into believing that at the Order as a joke...
27:52 <Fork> "Ey Fork, issat fireworks?"
27:55 <Spork> If thats one o' them feel good drinks, you oughta chug it, Spork.
27:57 * Fork waves a smokestick round
28:01 <Mekkis> a mummified elf hand, if you know your anatomy
28:38 <Warren> A holy symbol of what?
28:50 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 kn religion
28:51 <diebot> Warren, kn religion: [1d20=19] 24
30:04 * Fork tastes a flask
30:08 <Mekkis> Moloch
30:13 <Mekkis> Fork, perception
30:25 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2
30:25 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
30:41 <Mekkis> Fork, you feel 2 HP better
30:49 * Fork drinks the rest of the flask
31:03 <Mekkis> Praitor checks the door for traps and opens the door
31:05 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 percep
31:05 <diebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=4] 11
31:08 * Warren makes a sign of Iomedae over the dead body and mutters over it "For Justice, for Valor and for Light, in this world and the next forever."
31:18 <Spork> What'd ya tie him up for? We gonna drag him along? Put him on the rack? Have ya got a rack?
31:20 <Mekkis> the body isn't dead
31:24 <Spork> What about a horse to drag him behind?
31:37 <Fork> "we could make him dead?"
31:42 <Warren> Okay, let's check if i know that it isn't dead
31:45 <Praitor> We're going to question him later
31:47 <Spork> We could punch him till he tells us where the loot is.
31:57 <Mortok_the_Lost> i'll carry him he might be able to tell us stuff
32:02 <Fork> yes
32:15 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 heal
32:16 <diebot> Warren, heal: [1d20=3] 2
32:20 <Mekkis> he wakes up
32:22 <Warren> i don't know that it's not dead :P
32:24 <Mekkis> looks at you
32:27 * Fork sits on the baddies' legs, to stop him getting up
32:28 <Mekkis> and scowls
32:30 <Warren> Ah, alright, now i do.
32:38 <Praitor> "Speak in common and tell us where does the pssage lead."
32:38 <Warren> Please keep calm, sir.
32:41 <Spork> Mornin!
32:49 <Spork> Wheres the shiny bits?
32:57 <Mekkis> "Crackle crack hiss"
33:07 * Fork waves at the guy, from on top of his knees
33:11 <Praitor> "Igan isn't going to help you!."
33:14 <Warren> I have seen no evil in you. You may still turn away from its path.
33:17 <Fork> That there guy has plenty of shiny bits! He's pretty!
33:26 * Fork swoons at the paladin a little
33:32 <Mekkis> "Hisss crackle pop"
33:38 * Spork elbows Fork.
33:43 <Warren> Do you speak common perhaps?
33:55 <Praitor> "So what language do you speak?"
34:02 <Spork> (I knew it! Hes working with the rice bubbles!)
34:21 <Warren> In Elven: How about elven?
34:43 <Mekkis> Warren, give me diplomacy
34:46 <Praitor> "What did you say warren?"
35:05 <Warren> !throw 1d20+7 diplomacy
35:05 <diebot> Warren, diplomacy: [1d20=5] 12
35:16 * Warren removes his helm so that the man can see him
35:18 <Mekkis> he continues to speak ignan at you
35:43 <Warren> It would be best if you spoke with me. These people are... not very patient.
35:56 <Mekkis> intimidate?
35:58 * Warren glances in the direction of the orcs
36:18 <Warren> !throw 1d20+4 intimidate
36:18 <diebot> Warren, intimidate: [1d20=2] 6
36:28 <Mortok_the_Lost> "look speak now or i will beat you death with your own legs"
36:29 * Fork roars
36:44 <Mekkis> Mortok_the_Lost, intimidate
36:58 * Warren lifts his hand trying to still the aggressions of his associates
37:07 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6 itimidate
37:07 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, itimidate: [1d20=5] 11
37:49 * Praitor readies an action to grapple the guy if he attempts to break free
38:15 <Fork> (he can't break free silly, there's an orc sitting on his legs!)
38:45 <Warren> I don't think these fine men are nearly as motivated to try and save our soul as i am, sir.
38:51 <Spork> (We require more vespene orcs!)
38:52 <Mortok_the_Lost> mortok is human
38:54 <Warren> (*your)
39:28 <Praitor> "Speak my language or one other than that crackle pop pop crackle."
39:32 <Praitor> !roll 1d20-2 diplo
39:32 <dicebot> Praitor, diplo: [1d20=19] 17
39:40 * Fork gets bored and fidgety, pulls out the dragon book and tries to find dragon upskirts
39:43 <Spork> We could toss him in the fire.
39:58 <Warren> No. We could not toss him in the fire.
40:03 * Warren grins charmingly
40:05 <Mekkis> "Alright, what will it take for you to free me?"
40:22 <Warren> We are merely looking for something in here.
40:32 <Spork> He'd probably like it if we tossed him in the fire.We could drag him out someplace cold.
40:35 <Mekkis> mmm?
40:38 <Praitor> "Tell us where any portals or maps to portals to the plane of fire may be."
41:01 * Warren gives Praitor a quizzical look
41:05 <Praitor> "And if there is anything special required to activate them."
41:13 <Mekkis> "Allow me to send you there."
41:28 <Praitor> "How would I get back?"
41:29 * Warren chuckles at the prisoner's "joke"
41:41 <Mekkis> "You'll find a way"
41:53 <Warren> You misjudge us, we are not entirely bad.
41:58 <Warren> At least not the rest of these people.
42:19 <Mekkis> "I remain unconvinced"
42:35 <Spork> Bad? Whose he callin' bad?
42:48 <Warren> What were you doing in here?
43:05 <Mortok_the_Lost> lets knock him out and we can question him again later
43:06 <Spork> Me an' Fork are upstandin' citzens. Pillars of the.. uh.. comm...u...nion?
43:08 <Warren> It does not look like a very hospitable place to kick back and call home...
43:17 <Mekkis> Protecting this tample from tombrobbers...
43:26 <Mekkis> temple*
43:30 <Fork> (lol tample)
43:37 <Fork> (is that like a stone tampon?)
43:49 <Warren> Tombrobbers? We are no such thing.
44:09 <Praitor> "We aren't tomb robbers we seek to learn about Moloch and rebuild Osiria's glory.
44:09 <Mekkis> "Then why is your friend carrying all of our weapons?"
44:10 <Praitor> "
44:12 <Fork> "Ya got summink to rob?"
44:27 <Mekkis> "And why is my idol with that orc over there?"
44:29 <Fork> "Our? There's more of you?"
44:31 <Warren> Friend is... A strong word.
44:44 <Mekkis> Praitor, bluff?
45:01 <Warren> I have little control over what half-orcish gentlemen around me pick up.
45:08 <Praitor> "The orc isn't very learned neither am I, but the learned men of our order aren't very good at working in the field, so we go and retrieve them and take them back for the learned men to study."
45:29 <Mekkis> "So loot this temple"
45:42 <Mekkis> "What a lovely, beautiful justification"
45:57 <Spork> Hey, he called us gentlemen..
46:03 <Mekkis> "How about you untie me, leave everything you've taken, and leave this temple."
46:07 <Praitor> "Not Loot relocate to a safer location."
46:18 <Warren> I will not say that you do not bring up a valid point, fiery one.
46:22 <Mekkis> "It was perfectly save, until you came here..."
46:31 <Praitor> "We had rumors that cutlists had come to loot the temple and we hoped to remove anything that was sacred so they could not defile it."
46:37 <Warren> But this Moloch is, how shall i put this, an arch-devil.
47:03 <Warren> And one does not usually adhere to the common laws of decency when dealing with arch-devils.
47:28 <Mekkis> "He promises paradise for the true believers. You are but an infidel, sent to sow doubt."
47:54 <Warren> Oh, i believe you have your theology slightly messed up.
47:57 <Fork> "Ow about i breaks 'is legs?"
48:10 <Praitor> "And what would that do you bafoon."
48:11 <Warren> Paradise, you see, is in Heaven, and worshipping devils is not how one gets into Heaven.
48:16 <Mekkis> "You will never know paradise."
48:28 <Fork> "Dunno. Prolly crunch>"
48:42 <Praitor> "What if we allowed you to acompany us and the relics so that you can continue to protect them?"
48:45 <Spork> Pssh. I throw a pair ah dice at the pub with Fork an' thems all the time.
48:52 <Warren> That is probably true, but completely beside the point.
49:11 <Mekkis> "I will accompany you to the exit."
49:45 <Mortok_the_Lost> would morlok welcome you if you betrayed him and went to the north and froze to death?
49:47 <Praitor> "You can show us around this nice place you have here and show us how to get onto the plane of fire and we will let you keep watch over the relics of Molock. Yes or now and choose wisely."
49:55 <Warren> How about you wait here, and we accompany you to a temple of Serenae after we're done so you can get started with redemption?
50:00 <Mekkis> "Of course not. I shall remain here."
50:23 <Mekkis> "Very well. Untie me and I shall show you around this building."
50:37 <Warren> That... does not see very wise.
50:43 <Warren> (*seem)
51:01 * Praitor readies an action to grapple him if he becomes hostile
51:02 <Warren> I propose we tie this man securely somewhere safe, near the exit.
51:06 <Praitor> "untie him."
51:09 <Fork> "Ey Spork, throw 'im over your shoulder?"
51:13 <Warren> Then, we can accompany him out.
51:17 <Mortok_the_Lost> he squirted light in my eyes if we are untieing him we should break his fingers so he cant do it again
51:29 <Warren> Untying him would not be safe for anyone.
51:31 <Fork> "Wot he said"
51:38 * Spork shrugs.
51:40 <Warren> Including him.
51:44 <Spork> Come on.
51:53 * Spork hoists the fellow up onto a shoulder.
52:01 <Fork> I purpose we tie up Praitor for his dumbo too"
52:16 * Spork lugs him over and puts him by the front door.
52:19 <Warren> Let us not lug him along. That would be uncomfortable for all of us.
52:25 <Spork> Not for me.
52:40 * Praitor stops spork
52:45 <Spork> Wot, want me to knock him out again too?
52:48 <Praitor> and unties the man
52:51 <Warren> Do we have something we can tie him to in this room?
53:07 <Spork> We coulda just killed 'im.
53:15 <Spork> Easy that way. Most things stay dead.
53:37 <Warren> I think we'll have to do more than enough killing in here as it is.
53:53 <Mekkis> Praitor, unties him
54:04 <Mekkis> "Thank you. Shall I begin this tour?"
54:18 <Praitor> "very well. lead the way."
54:27 <Warren> Be on your guard.
54:28 * Praitor follows directly behind him keeping a very close eye on him
54:40 <Mekkis> "This is the Reception chamber, where we greet new supplicants"
54:41 <Mortok_the_Lost> "i dont trust witches"
54:41 * Warren steps to the other side of the prisoner
55:08 <Mekkis> he starts a spiel pointing out each tapestry and it's significance
55:16 * Fork follows them too
55:17 <Warren> Is this temple actually functional?
55:21 <Mekkis> how it's showing how they're dealing with the sarenrites
55:30 <Spork> Does your religion involve any grillin' of meats?
55:35 <Mekkis> "Yes, it is. Come up the the sauna."
55:39 <Spork> I mean, you already got all the fire..
55:45 <Warren> We have been in there before.
56:02 <Warren> Ended in me needing a bath more than i ever have.
56:03 <Mekkis> "Oh, but did you sit there and meditate?
56:14 <Warren> We should have?
56:37 <Mekkis> "But of course. Why don't we all sit there and meditate."
56:48 <Mekkis> and commune
56:53 <Spork> YOu can give it a shot. I get all my.. uh. spir-it-chu-al-ity from beer an' ham.
56:55 <Praitor> "I would like to know whats down this path."
56:57 * Warren narrows his eyes through the eye-slit in his helm
57:01 <Mortok_the_Lost> "tour not indoctrination withc"
57:03 * Praitor points out the secret passage
57:10 <Warren> Is this some kind of devil-worshipping business?
57:17 <Mekkis> "Only inductees are permitted down there."
57:46 <Warren> By the way, what we are doing here is awful impolite.
57:58 <Mekkis> "Indeed it is."
58:05 <Mekkis> "Shall I show you to the exit?"
58:13 <Fork> "Yeh but what's down there?"
58:13 <Spork> Hey Spork, why don't you try the meditatin' thing?
58:15 <Warren> I am Brother Warren, Initiate of the Taldan Whiteshields. And your name is?
58:24 <Mekkis> "Gali"
58:32 <Mekkis> "Gail Sinquil"
58:41 <Mortok_the_Lost> "why dont you regail me with the history of morlok and i will see if i wanna be a inductee"
58:51 <Mekkis> "Humble servant of Morloch"
59:20 <Mekkis> he gives Mortok_the_Lost a long and arduous history of Moloch's history
59:35 <Warren> Very well, sir Gail... I hope for your sake that you will see the error of your ways because i have seen no evil in your soul and you must know deep inside that this is not the way for you.
59:54 <Mekkis> "You don't know what you're talking about."
59:55 * Spork heads on over to the secret door while they're yapping
00:07 <Mekkis> Spork, it's locked
00:09 * Fork goes with Spork, supersecretstealthy like
00:26 * Praitor has the key
00:30 <Mortok_the_Lost> takes notes on the long arduous history
00:35 <Warren> Serenae will forgive you and take you into her family if you repent.
00:51 <Mekkis> "Ah, but Moloch won't"
01:04 * Spork shrugs.
01:20 * Spork shoulders into the door.
01:27 <Warren> If an angry deity could smite one just like that, the Inheritor would have struck me down long ago.
01:29 * Warren grins
01:39 <Mekkis> "Maybe you're too small a fry"
01:48 <Warren> And you are a titan?
01:52 <Mekkis> "Regardless, you shall still burn like the others"
02:14 <Spork> Strength or roll damage to break my way in?
02:19 <Mekkis> strength
02:20 <Warren> I burn on such regular basis in life that i think the afterlife should spare me.
02:41 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 str to knock down doors.
02:41 <diebot> Spork, str to knock down doors.: [1d20=18] 23
02:43 <Warren> What is beyond that door?
02:45 <Mekkis> "Let us spend several hours in the sauna to see who will spare you
02:49 <Spork> About to find out!
02:56 * Warren points at where Spork is breaking the door
03:11 <Mekkis> "The Bridge to the Other Side. It's not safe for you"
03:12 * Praitor grabs the man
03:14 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 perception in the door
03:14 <diebot> Fork, perception in the door: [1d20=18] 20
03:29 <Warren> I wondered before, why would one wish to have a sauna in the middle of Quadira? Irissen, i can see...
03:37 <Mekkis> "Stop!"
03:37 <Warren> How is it not safe?
03:55 <Mekkis> "For the uninitiatied, there is naught but death"
04:06 <Warren> Could you be more specific?
04:15 <Warren> Fiery death? Fally death? Eaty death?
04:25 <Mekkis> "You'll see...."
04:28 <Praitor> lol warren XP
04:32 <Spork> Choppy death?
04:32 <Mekkis> "If you're suicidal..."
04:37 <Spork> Thats the sort I tend to do.
04:54 <Fork> "Whats the difference if we're initiated?"
05:00 <Mekkis> The secret door opens onto a covered bridge forty feet across.
05:00 <Mekkis> The entire structure appears to be carved from a single red
05:00 <Mekkis> stone, but the centuries-long burial in sand has levied its toll.
05:00 <Mekkis> Long cracks line the walls and ceiling, and twenty feet along the
05:00 * Warren moves closer to the bridge, and inspects it
05:12 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 perc
05:13 <diebot> Warren, perc: [1d20=19] 18
05:14 <Mekkis> bridge a seven-foot gash splits the floor in two, through which
05:14 <Mekkis> the dark orange stone of the valley below is visible. Spaced every
05:14 <Mekkis> ten feet on the walls are a series of massive carved heads: a pair
05:14 <Mekkis> of screaming fire elementals, a pair of humans clad in armor,
05:14 <Mekkis> and a pair of bull-headed men, each flanked by massive torches.
05:14 <Mekkis> The arch’s far end is carved into the shape of a massive leering
05:14 <Mekkis> face, with golden double doors in place of its mouth.
05:15 <Fork> "Spork, that looks scurry"
05:48 <Warren> DO these things spit fire?
05:54 <Spork> Bull headed face at the end?
05:55 <Warren> I would not be surprised if they spat fire.
06:05 * Praitor gestures for the man to walk first
06:27 <Mekkis> "What?"
06:32 <Mekkis> "If you insist"
06:36 * Warren follows closely
06:38 <Praitor> "in you go."
06:52 <Mekkis> he walks along the bridge, chanting in ignan
06:55 * Praitor follows directly behind
07:08 * Spork follows Praitor, a few steps behind.
07:14 * Fork stands in the doorway and waves
07:29 <Fork> "Spork?'
07:31 <Warren> I wonder if this language only sounds this way to cover up the sounds of actual fire.
07:33 <Fork> "Not you too Spork!"
07:48 <Mekkis> he gets to the gash in the bridge, looks across, and suddenly drops prone
07:50 <Mekkis> perception checks
07:51 <Spork> Fork... are you a coward?
08:05 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
08:06 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=7] 9
08:07 <Warren> Dropping prone seems like a reasonable course of action
08:08 <Fork> "Its scurry!"
08:15 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
08:15 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=6] 8
08:19 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 percep
08:20 <diebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=10] 17
08:20 <Warren> !throw 1d20-1 perc
08:21 <diebot> Warren, perc: [1d20=8] 7
08:53 <Warren> If Warren notices the guy dropped prone, he drops prone too :P
08:59 <Warren> Just for the record
09:03 <Mekkis> Praitor, you see a winged, clawed creature approaching at high speed
09:09 <Mekkis> Warren drops prone
09:13 <Mekkis> initiatives please
09:15 <Spork> If we had time to, Spork ducks.
09:26 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
09:26 <diebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=20] 22
09:31 <Warren> !throw 1d20+1 init
09:31 <diebot> Warren, init: [1d20=17] 18
09:45 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+1 init
09:46 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, init: [1d20=15] 16
10:14 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
10:15 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
10:22 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
10:22 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=20] 22
10:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
10:24 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
10:26 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5
10:27 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
10:46 <Praitor> !throw 1d20=6 init
10:46 <diebot> Praitor, init: [1d20=17] 23
11:04 <Praitor> !throw 1d6+4
11:04 <diebot> Praitor, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
11:11 <Fork> "TOOLD YOU IT WAS SCURRY SPORK"
11:15 <Spork> Is it coming this way?
11:45 <Warren> Stay close, perhaps i can protect us!
12:03 <Mekkis> Praitor, you see a shadowy shape come at you
12:51 <Mekkis> Warren drops prone
13:29 <Mekkis> a creature, with awings, claws, a serpentine tail wielding a spear charges at Warren 
13:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 spear
13:48 <diebot> Mekkis, spear: [1d20=6] 17
14:00 <Mekkis> does that hit you, Warren?
14:27 <Warren> Prone, charge... yes
14:35 <Warren> my ac is 20
14:55 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
14:56 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
15:00 <Mekkis> take 8 damage
15:06 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
16:01 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+5 punch
16:02 <diebot> Praitor, punch: [1d20=9] 14
16:06 <Mekkis> miss
16:12 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
16:34 <Spork> So its over the edge, hovering?
16:38 <Mekkis> yep
17:21 <Spork> Spork gets out a javelin and throws it at the thing!
17:48 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 attack; 1d6+5 damage
17:48 <diebot> Spork, attack: [1d20=13] 16; damage: [1d6=1] 6
17:51 <Mekkis> miss
17:56 <Mortok_the_Lost> he is to busy writing mods about crane style lvl 2 monks atm
18:00 <Mekkis> your javelin flies into the valley below
18:03 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
18:06 <Spork> Bugger.
18:30 <Fork> Delay
18:53 <Mekkis> it's now Warren's turn
19:03 <Warren> Alright, order of business
19:27 <Mekkis> mmm?
19:28 <Warren> while still prone, look at it, Bastion of Good
19:35 <Mekkis> what's that?
19:37 <Warren> you know what that does?
19:44 <Warren> i'll paste you in pm
19:57 <Mekkis> no, I don't have encyclopediac knowledge of all things paladin
20:25 <Warren> Defensive smite. I get a bonus to AC, everyone within 10 ft gets half damage from the target
20:49 <Warren> that was a swift action
21:12 <Warren> As move action, Warren stands up, so AoO me, ac 23
21:18 <Mekkis> ok
21:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8
21:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12
21:31 <Mekkis> missing
22:02 <Spork> Get 'im, Shiny! Rip 'is guts out!
22:16 <Warren> Awesome, and standard action, he swings his longsword at it
22:26 <Warren> it's adjacent to us right?
22:28 <Mekkis> roll it
22:41 <Warren> !1d20+5 longsword
22:48 <Mekkis> needs a throw
22:48 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 longsword
22:48 <diebot> Warren, longsword: [1d20=8] 13
22:51 <Mekkis> miss
22:56 <Warren> right :D
22:57 <Warren> next
23:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+11 fly
23:02 <Warren> oh and
23:03 <diebot> Mekkis, fly: [1d20=12] 23
23:17 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 spear; 2#1d20+6 claws
23:18 <diebot> Mekkis, spear: [1d20=13] 21; claws: [1d20=1] 7, [1d20=16] 22
23:25 <Mekkis> sorry, it's +7
23:28 <Mekkis> high ground
23:30 <Warren> "Stay close to me!"
23:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1 damage to warren
23:39 <diebot> Mekkis, damage to warren: [1d4=3] 4
23:44 <Mekkis> it's now Mortok_the_Lost's turn
23:52 <Warren> um
23:56 <Warren> ah right high ground
24:47 * Warren staggers slightly, swallowing up the pain to steady himself for the next attack
25:21 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6 glaive
25:21 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, glaive: [1d20=8] 14
25:45 <Mekkis> miss
25:54 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
25:57 <Warren> I have had just about enough of little spears being thrown at honest people.
26:14 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 AoO
26:15 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=20] 28
26:22 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 confirm?
26:23 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm?: [1d20=9] 17
26:31 <Mekkis> !throw 3d8+3
26:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 3d8+3: [3d8=8,2,8] 21
26:37 <Praitor> 1/23
26:54 <Praitor> 12/23
27:03 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7
27:03 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
27:29 <Warren> Ow.
28:11 <Mekkis> you fail to reposition it
28:28 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 reposition
28:28 <Mekkis> go ahead
28:28 <diebot> Praitor, reposition: [1d20=9] 16
28:33 <Mekkis> you fail to reposition it
28:43 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
29:03 <Warren> Praitor just took 18 damage and he's repositioning people?
29:10 <Spork> Spork draws his greataxe, rages, steps in and gets this thing!
29:21 <Mekkis> 10
29:24 <Praitor> 10 warren
29:27 <Mekkis> was 21, but it was halved
29:37 <Mekkis> crit with a spear
29:38 <Warren> ah yeah right
29:45 <Warren> Derp :D
29:50 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 axe it to DEATH!; 1d12+10 damage
29:51 <diebot> Spork, axe it to DEATH!: [1d20=8] 16; damage: [1d12=6] 16
30:01 <Spork> 1 round of rage.
30:05 <Mekkis> Sport's axe clangs against the stone
30:09 <Mekkis> it's now Fork's turn
30:24 <Mekkis> fork()'s turn :)
30:43 * Fork throws stuff
31:07 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 javelin
31:08 <diebot> Fork, javelin: [1d20=3] 6
31:28 <Mekkis> the javelin joins its friend
31:33 <Mekkis> it's now Warren
31:35 <Mekkis> 's turn
31:46 <Mortok_the_Lost> time for 3X20's?
31:54 <Spork> Wonder if theres a stray goat or something below we killed.
31:58 <Warren> Lay on hands on self for 1d6
32:03 <Warren> (swift)
32:20 <Mekkis> roll it
32:22 <Warren> !throw 1d6 heal
32:23 <diebot> Warren, heal: [1d6=5] 5
32:26 <Mekkis> ok
32:35 <Warren> 13 hp
33:05 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 longsword
33:05 <diebot> Warren, longsword: [1d20=14] 19
33:10 <Mekkis> hit
33:21 <Mekkis> give me a damage
33:24 <Warren> !throw 1d8+2
33:24 <diebot> Warren, 1d8+2: [1d8=6] 8
33:42 <Mekkis> your weapon doesn't seem completely effective, but it does draw a line of ichor
33:54 <Mekkis> it spears and claws you
33:56 * Warren heals himself with a touch of his hand and slashes at the creature
34:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 spear; 2#1d20+7 claw
34:08 <diebot> Mekkis, spear: [1d20=20] 28; claw: [1d20=16] 23, [1d20=8] 15
34:18 <Mortok_the_Lost> doesn't bastion still give you no dr like smite?
34:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 confirm
34:20 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=3] 11
34:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1 spear
34:38 <Spork> Warren, can ya make room for Fork?
34:38 <diebot> Mekkis, spear: [1d8=5] 6
34:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1 claw
34:50 <diebot> Mekkis, claw: [1d4=1] 2
34:55 <Mekkis> Warren, take 8 damage
35:03 <Mekkis> it's now Mortok_the_Lost's turn
35:32 <Warren> I can't move anywhere without leaving some of you guys out of my bastion
35:38 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6 glaive
35:38 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, glaive: [1d20=18] 24
35:42 <Mekkis> hits
35:43 <Spork> doesn't SW work?
35:54 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d10+12
35:55 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d10+12: [1d10=8] 20
36:04 <Warren> Excep maybe five foot step to d14
36:10 <Mekkis> it does a significant amount of damage
36:22 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
36:45 <Warren> I think i'll do that next round, i can't phase it much but i can shield us
36:49 <Mekkis> Praitor delays
36:53 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
37:21 <Spork> delay for Fork.
37:33 <Mekkis> it's now fork()'s turn
38:17 <Spork> I need my brother!
38:20 <Mekkis> it's now Warren's turn
38:29 <Warren> lay on hands
38:33 <Mekkis> ok
38:35 <Warren> !throw 1d6 heal
38:36 <diebot> Warren, heal: [1d6=5] 5
38:42 <Praitor> undelay
38:52 <Warren> longsword
39:02 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 attack
39:03 <diebot> Warren, attack: [1d20=1] 6
39:06 <Mekkis> miss
39:06 <Warren> miss
39:10 <Spork> undelay then if warren isn't moving.
39:12 <Mekkis> anything else?
39:12 <Warren> five foot step to d13
39:16 <Spork> aha!
39:30 <Spork> why not b?
39:30 <Mekkis> it's now Praitor's turn
39:34 <Warren> I have a move action you know, can save it for last :)
39:48 <Mekkis> Warren, sure, what are you doing with it?
40:01 * Warren heals himself and slashes at the creature, and then, missing, sidesteps out of the way for the foaming barbarians
40:08 <Warren> that's what i did
40:11 <Warren> five foot step
40:23 <Spork> but thats Fork's spot!
40:28 <Praitor> 5 ft
40:36 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 spear
40:37 <diebot> Mekkis, spear: [1d20=15] 23
40:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
40:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
40:47 <Mekkis> take 2 damage
40:48 <Fork> *brobarians
40:50 <Praitor> 10/23
40:56 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7
40:57 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13
41:03 <Warren> don't forget to halve damage
41:10 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7
41:10 <diebot> Praitor, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27
41:39 <Mekkis> it's now Fork()'s turn
41:52 <Fork> RAGE!
42:03 <Spork> then Spork does it too!
42:13 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8
42:13 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26
42:16 <Fork> hit!
42:18 <Mekkis> hit!
42:33 <Fork> !throw 2d6+10
42:34 <diebot> Fork, 2d6+10: [2d6=3,3] 16
42:45 <Fork> of course i rolled 3's. 
42:50 <Fork> "I'M COMING SPORK!" 
42:51 <Mekkis> it's now Spork's turn
42:52 <Spork> Spork fights!
42:57 <Fork> "there's a flying thing in the way. Lemme get it!"
43:01 <Spork> Spork full attacks!
43:13 <Mekkis> ok
43:29 <Warren> Oh it moved
43:30 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 axe; 1d12+10 damage; 1d20+3 bite; 1d4+3 damage
43:30 <diebot> Spork, axe: [1d20=6] 14; damage: [1d12=6] 16; bite: [1d20=13] 16; damage: [1d4=4] 7
43:38 <Mekkis> miss miss
43:38 <Warren> Spork, move
43:42 <Spork> ...
43:45 <Spork> two rounds of rage.
43:59 <Spork> And our positioning is so close and yet so far from perfect.
44:00 <Mekkis> the creature 5's to south of Warren
44:14 <Warren> right
44:18 <Mekkis> the creature withdraws, provoking an AoO from Mortok_the_Lost and Warren 
44:34 <Warren> !throw 1d20+5 longsword
44:34 <diebot> Warren, longsword: [1d20=15] 20
44:41 <Mekkis> longsword hits
44:46 <Warren> !throw 1d8+2 damage
44:46 <diebot> Warren, damage: [1d8=5] 7
44:48 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throws 1d20+6
44:55 <Mortok_the_Lost> !throw 1d20+6
44:56 <diebot> Mortok_the_Lost, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
45:20 <Mekkis> Warren hits it, but it manages to fly off, /staggered/
45:32 <Warren> Javelin!
45:44 <Mekkis> what's the range of a javelin?
45:51 <Warren> 30
46:10 <Warren> so -2 if it's at 60
46:11 <Spork> 50with ammentum.
46:14 <Spork> which are free.
46:22 <Praitor> paladin 
46:27 <Spork> Spork throws a javelin at it!
46:29 * Praitor looks at the paladin who has his wand
46:44 * Warren looks at Praitor
46:47 <Warren> You mean me?
47:08 * Warren continues to aim his javelin at the creature
47:11 * Praitor ties up our prisoner again
47:11 * Fork brushes his hands clean and punches his bruvvah in the shoulder
47:20 <Fork> "Right then. You called?"
47:23 <Spork> end rage
47:25 <Mekkis> you can throw off one javelin if you want, Warren 
47:27 <Fork> end rage
47:28 <Mekkis> before it's out of range
47:29 <Praitor> healing plz mr paladin
47:32 <Mortok_the_Lost> end rage
47:47 * Fork hoists the passed out dude over his shoulder
47:48 <Warren> !throw 1d20+1 javelin
47:48 <diebot> Warren, javelin: [1d20=12] 13
47:48 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 javelin throw; 1d6+5 damage
47:49 <diebot> Spork, javelin throw: [1d20=15] 18; damage: [1d6=4] 9
48:02 <Warren> probably miss
48:20 * Fork walks to the edge of the bridge and make a move toward throwing the passed out guy off
48:33 <Mekkis> Spork, does that include penalties for being fatigued and range?
48:38 <Warren> Wait!
48:51 <Spork> Spork's javelins have ammentum, for a 50ft base range
48:52 * Warren puts a hand on Fork's shoulder
48:57 * Fork waits
49:05 <Spork> but I didn't account fatigue, no
49:13 <Warren> Do not throw any people into the chasm, please?
49:15 <Mekkis> the javelin misses
49:30 <Warren> I need to take care of our friend here.
49:37 * Warren draws the wand
49:57 <Praitor> umd :P
50:17 <Warren> !umd 1d20+8
50:20 <Warren> um
50:28 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
50:29 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=16] 24
50:30 <Mekkis> !save umd: 1d20+8 UMD
50:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+8 UMD saved as @umd
50:57 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal
50:58 * Fork holds the guy over his head until Warren's done healing people
50:58 <diebot> Warren, heal: [1d8=4] 5
51:05 <Praitor> 15/23
51:10 <Praitor> go again XP
51:14 <Warren> Can you put him down on the bridge?
51:21 <Spork> Which side?
51:27 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8
51:27 <diebot> Warren, 1d20+8: [1d20=17] 25
51:31 <Fork> "Why? He frowed a bity bird at my bruvvah"
51:36 <Spork> ...is there another side?
51:37 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal
51:37 <diebot> Warren, heal: [1d8=6] 7
51:46 <Praitor> you do good for a paladin without spells :D
51:51 <Praitor> 22/23
51:51 <Warren> I don't think it was him.
51:56 <Praitor> lets move on :D
52:08 <Warren> I have been known to be dangerously curious about magic.
52:21 <Warren> Maybe that is why the Inheritor keeps it away from me.
52:27 <Spork> I've been known to bite my enemies.
52:30 <Fork> "How you gonna get over that break in the bridge then, jeeenus?"
52:33 <Warren> She knows better.
52:56 * Warren pockets the wand and looks at Gail
53:07 <Warren> Is anyone else injured?
53:20 <Praitor> let me walk first
53:22 <Warren> And... Praitor, was it?
53:24 <Fork> 19/15
53:27 <Fork> 9/15
53:40 * Spork holds on tight.
53:47 <Praitor> !roll 1d20+11 running jump
53:48 <dicebot> Praitor, running jump: [1d20=12] 23
53:51 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
53:51 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=6] 14
53:52 * Spork makes sure theres enough room for him to make it.
53:59 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
53:59 <Mekkis> Praitor, jumps across without issue
53:59 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=9] 17
54:12 <Spork> Can ya tie the rope across on somethin' solid?
54:15 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal (on FOrk)
54:15 <diebot> Warren, heal (on FOrk): [1d8=5] 6
54:36 <Fork> TYTY
54:44 * Spork takes a 10 to rope across
54:52 <Warren> Sir Praitor, would you allow for me to use the wand once in order to heal myself?
55:07 <Praitor> yes
55:11 <Praitor> thats what it is there for
55:12 <Warren> Thank you.
55:17 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
55:17 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=16] 24
55:27 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal (on self)
55:27 <diebot> Warren, heal (on self): [1d8=3] 4
55:51 <Warren> That did not work too well. One more? Or may i stop asking altogether?
56:08 <Mekkis> everyone's taking 10 and jumping across?
56:31 <Warren> Can i even take 10 with armor check penalty -7?
56:44 <Mekkis> no
56:51 <Warren> Alright -5 if i strap the shield on
56:52 <Mekkis> you can take off the armour and then take 10
56:54 <Warren> but still
57:17 <Praitor> spend the time armor off then back on
57:35 <Warren> Alright so everyone will wait around for one minute for Warren to take off his armor and then 3 more for him to don it again?
57:41 <Warren> or is it 5?
57:42 <Mekkis> sure
58:01 <Spork> We can help get it back on.
58:07 <Warren> !throw 1d20+8 umd
58:08 <diebot> Warren, umd: [1d20=12] 20
58:14 <Warren> !throw 1d8+1 heal (on self)
58:14 <diebot> Warren, heal (on self): [1d8=4] 5
58:16 * Fork still carrying passed out guy
58:25 * Fork still threatening to throw him over
58:40 <Warren> Put him on the ground please.
58:46 <Warren> I need to get undressed here.
59:19 <Fork> "How's me putting him down gonna help you get nekkid?"
59:28 * Warren begins to pull pieces of his armor off
59:53 <Mekkis> Give me perception checks, everyone except Warren 
59:58 <Praitor> !throw 1d20+7 percep
59:59 <Mekkis> while Warren's removing armour
59:59 <diebot> Praitor, percep: [1d20=5] 12
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