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06:26 <Avatar> anyone know where the rule is about rebuilding 1st level characters
07:16 <Avatar> p10, found it
18:10 <wrothmonk> Goodnight everyone. Happy gaming, and thanks for the info avatar.
18:18 <Brunius> Night wrothmonk
18:25 <Avatar> gg
22:32 <Brunius> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/471414.page;jsessionid=9414880FB200087D9337001AF2B2D360
23:43 <Brunius> Make PCs using this method
23:48 <Brunius> When they die, smash!
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58:44 <Mekkis> yay! now my local VC is no longer 1600km away!
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06:48 <Mekkis> traits...
10:12 <Avatar> mekkis are you free next weekend for a game
10:51 <Avatar> I'm sure you've played some of the scenarios the site says you haven't
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17:50 <drufause> Hello
18:04 <drufause> hello
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03:30 <Hydrazine> A tinker's debt is always paid; once for any simple trade; twice for freely given aid; thrice for any insult made.
06:41 <Avatar> I don't get it
09:43 <Hydrazine> Or anything else.
10:00 <Hydrazine> What do you not get?
12:19 <Avatar> what do you mean or anything else :P
12:39 <Avatar> thrice for any insult made, I guess
12:44 <Avatar> or twice
14:13 <Hydrazine> 'or anything else', I mean you wouldn't understand a punch if it hit you in the face.
14:47 <Avatar> bit harsh
14:58 <Hydrazine> Yeah, kinda.
15:02 <Avatar> what's wrong
15:22 <Hydrazine> I dunno. Thought the whole thing was pretty clear.
18:18 <Hydrazine> Help a tinker out just out of the kindness of your heart, and he'll pay you back double.
19:25 <Hydrazine> Upset one, and he gets his vengence three times as hard as the offense.
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24:13 <Avatar> why does he get his vengeance three times as hard
24:50 <Hydrazine> Whats the penalty like for violating a toll road in Aussie? You guys do have those, right?
25:36 <Hydrazine> I was driving on one today. $1 toll. $100 fine for ignoring it.
26:04 <Hydrazine> If the punishment for the theft was just the $1, would anyone bother slowing down?
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27:37 <MekkisScreen> most of the tolls are electronic
44:52 <MekkisScreen> avatar, do you think that too many of my characters have companions
03:13 <Hydrazine> Maybe you're compensating for your inner loneliness.
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42:43 <Brunius> Crap guys
42:49 <Brunius> Neil Armstrong is dead
43:55 <Avatar> he can't die
44:06 <Brunius> http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/25/us-usa-neilarmstrong-idUSBRE87O0B020120825
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54:51 <Avatar> havok
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02:34 <havok> hello
04:56 <Avatar> are you playing today
06:42 <havok> i would like to try 
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07:00 <Avatar> cool
07:01 <havok> i have played 3.5 living greyhawk for 5 years but never played pathfinder
07:04 <Avatar> do you have skype
07:18 <havok> yes but have never used it for a confrence
07:24 <Avatar> today you will !!
07:28 <havok> ok
07:28 <Wrothmonk> The game is in an hour right?
07:33 <Avatar> yeah, a little less
07:45 <havok> im willing to play about any class needed
07:51 <Avatar> you're playing a goblin today
07:56 <havok> ok
08:02 <Avatar> go here and accept: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/schedule.php5?id=64
08:13 <Wrothmonk> The little green critters in wow that blow stuff up :D
08:18 <Avatar> then go here and download CA v2.2: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/files.php5
09:25 <Wrothmonk> So we got a newbie playing tonight as well?
09:38 <Wrothmonk> I thought the table was full.
09:56 <Avatar> we had a couple who skipped out
10:00 <Avatar> and we were going to have two tables anywya
10:05 <Avatar> turns out we're back to one
10:06 <havok> ok downloaded
10:15 <Wrothmonk> Ah ok.
10:15 <Avatar> pass me your skype username
10:19 <havok> i opened the software
10:29 <havok> drueubanks
11:34 <Wrothmonk> You won't need to use it for 50 min.
11:49 <Avatar> you can have a play with it if you want
11:58 <Avatar> especially note the third toolbutton from the right which opens the sidebar
12:03 <Avatar> very handy little piece of machinery
12:23 <havok> its asking for user, address and port
12:31 <Avatar> just close that dialog for now
12:33 <Avatar> or hit listen
13:12 <havok> ok see the sidebar
13:28 <Avatar> you can use that to enter in the party's names, hp, whatever you like
13:43 <Avatar> and you can press ctrl+up and down to move whatever's in there up or down
13:47 <Avatar> great for setting initative order
13:48 <havok> do you have characters made or do i need to make one for this
13:55 <Avatar> you'll be given a pregen
14:12 <Avatar> this isn't your typical game today
14:21 <Avatar> normally everyone has a character and plays it
14:23 <Wrothmonk> Characters are given for this particular campaign, but you will need to create a character later to apply the credit to.
14:36 <Avatar> today you get a goblin character and when the game is over, you apply the credit to any character of your choice
15:08 <havok> ok
22:04 <Avatar> wrothmonk have you played we be gobilns before
22:12 <Wrothmonk> No.
23:23 <Avatar> okay
23:26 <Avatar> warning, this is going to be awesome
23:58 <Wrothmonk> I know, I took a peak at the description for the campaign
26:14 <Wrothmonk> However I'm not really sure how to RP a goblin.
26:21 <havok> actually i think my skype name is drufause
26:31 <Wrothmonk> I mean, they think reading takes words out of your head...
27:18 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
27:19 <Avatar> I'll start sending you your characters now I suppose
27:27 <Avatar> prizes for being early
27:38 <Wrothmonk> Cool.
27:39 <Avatar> wrothmonk, you'll get:
27:56 <Avatar> !rand chuffy reta poog mogmurch
28:04 <Avatar> !rnd chuffy reta poog mogmurch
28:07 <Avatar> !rng chuffy reta poog mogmurch
28:08 <diebot> Avatar, reta
28:09 <Avatar> reta
28:31 <Avatar> havok
28:33 <Avatar> you'll get: 
28:38 <Avatar> !rng chuffy poog mogmurch
28:38 <diebot> Avatar, mogmurch
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29:05 <Avatar> havok: you should consider downloading an IRC client
29:09 <Avatar> are you using windows
29:18 <havok> ok i have x just a sec
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29:54 <Avatar> kapow
29:56 <Avatar> you old swine
30:02 <Avatar> are you ready to see your character
30:13 <Wrothmonk> Ok ranger, cool.
30:22 <kapow> give me 5 minutes to do morning stuff
30:46 <Avatar> I don't think you're a ranger
31:40 <Wrothmonk> Reta bigbad. Melee dogslicer +3 (1d4+1/19–20) Ranged shortbow +5 (1d4/×3)
31:55 <Avatar> it has a class listed on it up the top
32:06 <Wrothmonk> fighter.
32:09 <Wrothmonk> didn't check.
32:48 <Wrothmonk> Looks more like a ranger build though :/
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38:28 <Wrothmonk> It will work, although I have no idea how to rp a female, much less a goblin.
38:42 <Avatar> you'll catch on
38:46 <havok> just a sec
38:55 <havok> im looking for this server name for icechat
38:58 <havok> icechat
39:07 <Avatar> irc.austnet.org
39:08 <Ballig> irc.austnet.org
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40:08 <Brunius> au.austnet.org
40:43 <kapow> okay back
40:51 <kapow> can i be a sneaky sneaky gobbie?
44:16 <Avatar> you'll get:
44:24 <Avatar> !rand chuffy poog
44:25 <dicebot> Avatar, random: poog
44:35 <Ballig> you're such a poog
45:07 <Avatar> these are really only first dibs
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45:14 <Avatar> if two of you agree to trade, you're free to trade characters
45:16 <Guest56512> ok 
45:20 <Guest56512> This is havok
45:24 <Avatar> change your nick
45:28 <Guest56512> it put in in as guset
45:28 <Ballig> /nick Havok
45:29 <Avatar> do /nick Havok
45:44 kapow is now known as Poog
45:45 Guest56512 is now known as Havok
45:51 <Avatar> we're not starting yet
45:54 <Havok> hello did that work
45:56 <Havok> yay
46:13 <Poog> i know 15 minutes left but I need to prepare to be a goblin ^_^
46:30 <Avatar> prepare at the same time everyone else does
46:35 <Avatar> it'll make for better immersion
46:45 <Wrothmonk> Aren't we doing this over Skype? Why change the name here?
46:54 <Havok> ok i added pdf to accept list
46:57 <Avatar> we chat here, we use voice there
47:04 <Wrothmonk> Ah K.
47:08 <Poog> mentally I am a method actor i needa go steal osme shit and defecate somewhere
47:29 <Avatar> accept Havok
48:10 <Avatar> there it goes
48:20 <Avatar> ballig you'll get:
48:33 <Avatar> !rand cheeks drubbus medge
48:34 <dicebot> Avatar, random: cheeks
49:01 <Havok> i have the file
49:11 <Avatar> yep have a gander over it
49:14 <Ballig> who is cheeks
49:20 <Avatar> he is a goblin
51:01 <Poog> go bend over n look in the mirror go get aquianted
53:08 <Ballig> huh, how does Cheeks get +4 when throwing a dagger
53:56 <Poog> is cheeks a rogue :O?
54:05 <Ballig> who knows
55:41 Havok is now known as moGmurch
55:53 <moGmurch> Things g o boom whe n Mogmurch
55:54 <moGmurch> t hrows,
58:02 * Poog dances around in a small circle
58:14 <Poog> "Booom boom, boom boom boom!"
58:22 * Poog flails arms in air as he signs
58:34 <Poog> sings*
59:23 <Avatar> alright let's skype up
59:32 <Avatar> 124.170.61.133
59:38 <Avatar> that's the address for CA, you can connect
00:17 <Avatar> wrothmonk, jump on skype
00:20 <Avatar> havok, you still need to accept
01:01 <Wrothmonk> Updating.
01:03 <moGmurch> im in skype
01:10 <Avatar> you haven't accepted my add
01:17 Ballig is now known as Cheeks
01:21 ChanOP gives voice to Cheeks
01:29 <moGmurch> where do i accept it at
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03:11 <Avatar> I think a chat window should have come up
06:15 ChanOP gives voice to moGmurch Poog
06:23 ChanOP gives voice to Wrothmonk
09:29 <N2H4> oh, is it game time?
09:33 <Wrothmonk> Yup
09:56 Wrothmonk is now known as Reta
09:59 <N2H4> Oh. Cool.
11:10 <Avatar> Brunius/ N2H4: do you two want to play
11:13 <Avatar> we have two no-shows
11:23 <N2H4> Um, what tier, what scenario?
11:26 <Avatar> we be goblins
11:32 <Avatar> you get a pregen goblin
11:39 <Avatar> have you played it before
11:47 <N2H4> I have played before.
11:58 <Avatar> yep
12:01 <Avatar> do you want to play again
12:22 <N2H4> No thanks.
12:27 <N2H4> Not fully here.
14:10 <Brunius> I'm out
15:08 <Avatar> You are goblins of the Licktoad tribe, who live deep in Brinestump 
15:08 <Avatar> Marsh, south of the hated man-town called Sandpoint. Once, 
15:08 <Avatar> other goblins tried to burn Sandpoint down, and they would 
15:08 <Avatar> have been legends if they had succeeded. But they didn’t bring 
15:08 <Avatar> enough fire, and got themselves killed as a result.
15:44 <Avatar> Yesterday, your tribe discovered that one of your own had 
15:45 <Avatar> been using forbidden arts and was engaged in one of the 
15:45 <Avatar> greatest of taboos—writing things down. In fact, rumor holds 
15:45 <Avatar> that what he was writing was a history of your tribe! There’s no 
15:45 <Avatar> swifter way to bring about bad luck than stealing words out of 
15:45 <Avatar> your mind by writing them down, and so your tribe had no 
15:45 <Avatar> choice. You branded the goblin’s face with letters to punish 
15:45 <Avatar> him, which is why everyone calls him Scribbleface now, and 
15:45 <Avatar> then you ran him out of town, took all of his stuff, and burned 
15:45 <Avatar> down his hut.
16:06 <Cheeks> "Yay fireworks!"
16:38 <Avatar> That’s where things got interesting, because before you all burned down his hut, Chief Gutwad found a weird box within the building. Inside was a map and a lot of fireworks—fireworks that immediately came to use in burning the hut down. Then, this morning, Gutwad announced that tonight there would be a feast in order to drive out any lingering bad luck from Scribbleface’s poor decisions. 
16:38 <Avatar> But perhaps even more exciting, all of you have been secretly invited to meet at Chief Gutwad’s Moot House. Why would the chief want to speak to you? It can only mean that he’s got an important mission for you all... one that the other goblins of the tribe couldn’t pull off. This could be your chance to go down in Licktoad history!
16:49 <Cheeks> "Chief want to speak to Cheeks. Cheeks burn things good!"
17:09 <Poog> "Na ugh I'z burn tings better!"
17:32 <Avatar> “You all be heroes. Each of you. You are best Licktoads but for me. And maybe but for Slorb. That you aren’t fleeing in terror  from mighty sound of my voice is all the proof you should need. Yet soon, all Licktoad goblins will know your might, for I have  picked you for a dangerous mission.
17:32 <Avatar> “You know about fireworks and map we found in Scribbleface’s hut. Fireworks were fun. But map is more fun. It shows a route to a  place near the coast where Scribbleface found fireworks. And it says there are more fireworks there!
18:06 <Avatar> “I want them for Licktoads. You all go get them tomorrow. Tonight we have big bonfire to burn bad luck away from you, and we play  many games. Much fun. Tomorrow you fetch me fireworks. If you meet men, you make them dead. If you meet dogs, you make them dead.  If you meet horses, you make them dead. If you meet Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many, you maybe should run. And if you not find  fireworks, 
18:07 <Avatar> you not come back or we feed you to Squealy Nord!”
18:08 <Cheeks> "OH NO!"
18:21 <Cheeks> "Not Squealy Nord!"
18:27 <Reta> "Not the nord!"
19:53 <Cheeks> Cheeks has two burned Cheeks
19:57 <Cheeks> his name is Cheeks Bothburned
20:08 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1 local
20:08 <dicebot> Cheeks, local: [1d20=19] 20
20:23 <Poog> "I'za be the mighty POOG! my fiery wrath scourges the land and his cheeks....."
20:34 <Reta> !roll 1d20 local
20:35 <dicebot> Reta, local: [1d20=9] 9
20:38 <Cheeks> "Hey! I burned my own cheeks!"
20:40 * Poog looks at Cheeks with a half cocked apologetic face
20:51 <Avatar> http://imgur.com/ws4Jw
20:53 <moGmurch> Knowledge local !roll 1d20+2
20:54 <Poog> "Nah ugh! my burning!"
21:11 <moGmurch> [roll1d20+2]
21:43 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+2 
21:43 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
21:48 <moGmurch> yay i got a 3
21:55 <Poog> !roll 1d20-1 Squealy Nord
21:55 <dicebot> Poog, Squealy Nord: [1d20=15] 14
22:29 <Avatar> The map is relatively simple, 
22:29 <Avatar> showing little more than the Licktoad 
22:29 <Avatar> village, the old shipwreck on the 
22:29 <Avatar> coast that supposedly contains the 
22:29 <Avatar> fireworks, and the creek that runs 
22:29 <Avatar> between the two locations. By 
22:29 <Avatar> following the creek, the PCs 
22:29 <Avatar> should be able to easily reach 
22:29 <Avatar> the old wreck. Unfortunately, 
22:30 <Avatar> the old wreck is also located 
22:30 <Avatar> in the part of the swamp that 
22:30 <Avatar> all Licktoads know to be the 
22:30 <Avatar> territory of Vorka the cannibal.
22:46 <Cheeks> "Let's party!"
24:11 <Avatar>  One of the greatest terrors of 
24:12 <Avatar> the swamp, at least to the Licktoads, is old 
24:12 <Avatar> Vorka, a ravenous cannibal goblin who, legend tells, was 
24:12 <Avatar> once the wife of a Licktoad chieftain. She murdered and 
24:12 <Avatar> ate that chieftain, as well as several other goblins, before 
24:12 <Avatar> she was driven out of town many years ago. Since then, 
24:12 <Avatar> the story says that she’s lived alone somewhere along the 
24:12 <Avatar> coast to the west of Licktoad village, and while she’s never 
24:12 <Avatar> returned, most goblins who go missing in that part of the 
24:12 <Avatar> swamp are assumed to have been eaten by the cannibal
25:10 <Cheeks> "Cheeks love snails. Omnomnom!"
25:26 <Cheeks> I eat a fermenting cider apple
25:26 * Poog grabs it and bites into it immediately
25:32 <Poog> "Give dat ere"
25:34 <moGmurch> eating
25:52 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
25:52 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
25:53 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1 fort
25:53 <dicebot> Cheeks, fort: [1d20=4] 5
25:54 * Reta Nomnomnom
26:04 <Cheeks> "Oooh, Cheeks not feel so good."
26:05 <Reta> !roll 1d20+4
26:05 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
26:19 <Cheeks> "Tummy make rumbles."
26:22 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+1
26:23 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
26:26 <moGmurch> ouch
26:29 * Poog pokes cheeks tummy
26:34 <Avatar> <?sickened
26:35 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
27:37 <Poog> "Poog can do anything I am god goblin of FIRE!"
27:54 <moGmurch> oh i still failed but my fort is +5 so mine would have been a 6
27:56 <moGmurch> lol
28:51 <Poog> "Poog legendary rider Poog will ride the SQUEELY!!!!!"
28:53 <Cheeks> "No no no no, Cheeks not like Squealy Nord!"
29:18 <Poog> !roll 1d20+4 Ride
29:18 <dicebot> Poog, Ride: [1d20=16] 20
29:26 <Poog> !roll 1d20+4 Ride
29:26 <dicebot> Poog, Ride: [1d20=12] 16
29:31 <Reta> "Reta can hold onto anything! Reta quick!"
29:32 <Poog> !roll 1d20+4 Ride
29:32 <dicebot> Poog, Ride: [1d20=7] 11
29:46 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
29:47 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
30:12 <Cheeks> "HA HA! Poog get thrown!"
30:16 <Cheeks> "Poog dumb!"
30:24 <Poog> "That was easy! Did you see that I did it!"
30:30 * Poog cheers for himself and dances around
30:40 <Cheeks> "Poog not stay on for whole 18 seconds, Poog stupid face goblin."
30:41 <Poog> "Poog is best Squeally Rider EVER!"
30:44 <Avatar> moGmurch: can you hear me
30:52 <moGmurch> yes
31:07 <Poog> "Poog challenge all little gobbies do better!"
31:14 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+4-2 ride check
31:14 <dicebot> moGmurch, ride check: [1d20=7] 9
31:42 <Cheeks> "HA HA, Mogmurch dumb stupid face goblin too!"
31:54 * Reta laughs at moGmurch falling
32:01 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+6-2 reflex
32:01 <dicebot> moGmurch, reflex: [1d20=6] 10
32:42 <Avatar> roll ride, Reta
32:50 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
32:51 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=11] 22
33:20 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
33:21 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=19] 30
33:37 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
33:37 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=5] 16
33:59 <Cheeks> "Reta slightly less dumb goblin face."
34:23 <Cheeks> I throw a rock at Squealy Nord
34:48 <moGmurch> eating slugs
34:51 * Poog grabs allt he slugs n stuffs all of them in his mouth
35:29 <Poog> "mtsis grubshiiiii's becht shclugshies"
37:51 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
37:51 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=1] 4
38:09 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
38:09 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=16] 19
38:55 * Reta looks disgustedly at the slugs
39:39 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
39:40 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=17] 20
39:56 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
39:56 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=10] 13
40:08 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
40:09 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=2] 5
40:18 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
40:18 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=16] 19
40:27 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
40:27 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=11] 14
40:32 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
40:32 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=15] 18
40:38 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
40:39 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=9] 12
40:43 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5-2 fort
40:43 <dicebot> moGmurch, fort: [1d20=14] 17
41:04 <Cheeks> "Yay Mogmurch!"
41:18 <Cheeks> "Cheeks love Hide or Get Clubbed!"
41:21 <Cheeks> "I play I play!"
41:37 <Cheeks> "Cheeks will Hide!"
42:14 * Poog casts guidance!
42:32 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+11 stealth
42:32 <dicebot> Cheeks, stealth: [1d20=5] 16
42:35 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
42:35 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=6] 17
42:45 <Poog> !roll 1d20+9-2 Stealthy
42:46 <dicebot> Poog, Stealthy: [1d20=10] 17
43:06 <Avatar> !roll 1d10
43:07 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d10: [1d10=5] 5
43:35 <Avatar> !roll 1d20-1
43:35 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20-1: [1d20=2] 1
43:36 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20-1: [1d20=11] 10
43:36 <Avatar> !roll 1d20-1
43:36 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20-1: [1d20=4] 3
43:36 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20-1: [1d20=3] 2
43:37 <Avatar> !roll 1d20-1
43:37 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20-1: [1d20=2] 1
45:13 <Poog> "I'z go!"
45:55 * Reta shouts quite loudly encouraging Poog
46:31 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
46:31 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
46:45 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
46:45 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
46:50 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
46:50 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
46:56 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
46:57 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
46:59 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
47:00 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
47:01 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
47:02 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
47:02 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
47:03 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
47:03 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
47:04 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
47:04 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
47:04 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
47:11 <Cheeks> I throw a rock at Poog
47:21 <Cheeks> I'll go
47:35 <Cheeks> I squeeze into the rusty earbiter
47:40 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1
47:40 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
47:45 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1
47:46 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
47:50 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1
47:50 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
47:51 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1
47:52 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
48:02 <Cheeks> "HA!"
48:05 <Cheeks> "Poog dumb and Cheeks not dumb!"
48:19 * Reta chears for cheecks
48:46 <Avatar> !roll 1d4-2
48:46 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=3] 1
48:57 <Cheeks> "Look at this scratch!"
49:05 <Poog> "Ha you made it n still hurt yaself mores!"
49:07 <Cheeks> "It will probably be scar. Bitches love scars."
51:11 <Avatar> Dragon Brew Gourd
51:37 <Avatar> Gorge of Gluttons
52:18 <Poog> Melee dogslicer +1 (1d4/19–20)
53:15 <Avatar> Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good
53:38 <Avatar> Chief's Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful
53:59 <Avatar> a ladder, a three-legged turtle, a horseshoe and a bullhorn
54:27 <Cheeks> "Cheeks tired. And tummy still rumbly."
54:52 * Poog vomits on Cheeks mid chief speach
54:56 * Reta grins at the mention of fireworks
54:56 <Avatar> 2x desnan candles
55:00 <Avatar> 4x paper candles
55:04 <Avatar> 1x skyrocket
55:06 <Cheeks> I take the skyrocket
55:13 <Cheeks> and sing "Skyyyy rocket tonight."
55:16 <Cheeks> "Afternoon delight!"
55:33 * Poog grabs all the others and tapes them all together
55:42 <Poog> "Mine iz still betta!"
55:57 <Avatar> Paper candle:  This finger-sized explosive 
55:57 <Avatar> detonates noisily 1 round after lighting. Anyone in the 
55:58 <Avatar> same square as a paper candle when it explodes must make 
55:58 <Avatar> a DC 15 Fortitude save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.
56:10 <Avatar> Desnan candle: When lit, this foot-long 
56:10 <Avatar> wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle” 
56:11 <Avatar> every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point 
56:11 <Avatar> of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it 
56:11 <Avatar> hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1 
56:11 <Avatar> round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round 
56:11 <Avatar> and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a 
56:11 <Avatar> Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a 
56:11 <Avatar> –4 nonproficiency penalty.
56:35 <Avatar> Skyrocket: When lit, this foot-long wooden 
56:36 <Avatar> tube begins to shake and emit a handful of white sparks, 
56:36 <Avatar> shedding light as a torch. One round later it takes 
56:36 <Avatar> flight, moving in a straight line with a fly speed of 90 
56:36 <Avatar> for 1d6 rounds before loudly exploding in an burst of 
56:36 <Avatar> light and sound
56:49 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+7 perform
56:50 <dicebot> Cheeks, perform: [1d20=8] 15
56:57 <Avatar> If a skyrocket 
56:58 <Avatar> impacts a solid surface or a creature before reaching its 
56:58 <Avatar> maximum range, it detonates prematurely at the point 
56:58 <Avatar> of impact.
59:00 <Reta> "Reta chop and Reta bite! Reta slay and Reta fight! Reta stab and Reta smite! Reta kills it all just right!"
00:12 <Poog> poog is orange
00:16 <Cheeks> yellow
00:20 <Reta> Reta will be blue!
00:39 <moGmurch> green
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01:31 <Avatar> 124.170.61.133
02:00 * Poog is trying to bind the 2 desnan candles together to make a double desnan
02:50 <Cheeks> "Poog dumb."
03:23 <Poog> "I seen dis tree before!"
03:44 <Cheeks> "Oh no!"
03:52 <Cheeks> "Many-legs eats goblin baby lots!"
04:07 <Poog> !roll 1d20+6
04:07 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7
04:12 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
04:13 <dicebot> Cheeks, initiative: [1d20=19] 22
04:13 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3
04:13 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
04:21 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
04:21 <dicebot> Cheeks, initiative: [1d20=3] 6
04:27 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3
04:28 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
05:48 <Avatar> <?sickened
05:48 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
06:15 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+4
06:16 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
06:23 <Cheeks> Mogmurch, Reta, Cheeks, Poog
06:52 <Avatar> it's Morgmurch's turn
07:34 <Avatar> roll to hit
08:12 <moGmurch> !1d20+5
08:20 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+5
08:20 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
08:43 <moGmurch> !roll 1d4-1
08:44 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d4-1: [1d4=4] 3
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09:03 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
10:04 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5
10:04 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
10:17 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5
10:17 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
10:34 <Reta> !roll 1d4
10:34 <dicebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
10:45 <Reta> !roll 1d4
10:45 <dicebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
10:49 <Reta> !roll 1d4
10:49 <dicebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
11:16 <Avatar> it's Cheeks' turn
11:23 <Cheeks> "Stupid spider!" I burn it with a ray of frost
11:31 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+3 to hit
11:31 <dicebot> Cheeks, to hit: [1d20=3] 6
11:35 <Cheeks> and then hide behind Poog
11:37 <Cheeks> "Eat him first!"
11:51 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
12:11 <Poog> "Burny burny burn!!!!"
13:03 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
13:04 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
14:00 <Cheeks> "Let's chase him!"
14:21 <Reta> "Kill lots legs!!!"
14:30 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+1 survival
14:30 <dicebot> Cheeks, survival: [1d20=9] 10
14:35 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2 untrained
14:35 <dicebot> Poog, untrained: [1d20=16] 18
14:44 <Reta> !roll 1d20
14:44 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
14:55 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20-3
14:56 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20-3: [1d20=11] 8
15:08 <Poog> "Poog is best traka hida."
15:18 <Poog> "Cheif say so!"
15:26 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
16:05 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
17:00 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5
17:00 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
17:17 <Avatar> it's Cheeks' turn
17:29 <Cheeks> I move to H7
17:52 <Cheeks> "Burn!"
17:54 <Cheeks> and do ray of frost
17:56 <Poog> "Oi stooopid I taught i'z toldz ya nodda be usin speary chuka to shoota at me!"
17:57 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+3
17:58 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
18:12 <Cheeks> !roll 1d3
18:12 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
18:31 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
19:37 <Cheeks> !dist 20 15
19:38 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 25.000000
19:46 <Poog> !roll 1d20+1
19:46 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
19:49 <Cheeks> !dist 25 15
19:50 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 29.154759
20:14 <Cheeks> "Huzzah!"
20:19 <Cheeks> I loot the spider den
20:29 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20-1 perception
20:30 <dicebot> Cheeks, perception: [1d20=10] 9
20:31 <Reta> "We kille alotza legs!" Peta cheers 
20:37 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2-2
20:37 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2-2: [1d20=19] 19
20:44 <Reta> !roll 1d20+9
20:45 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+9: [1d20=8] 17
20:55 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+3-2
20:56 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+3-2: [1d20=10] 11
21:32 * Poog grabs da shinies!
21:35 <Cheeks> "I take pearl!"
21:45 <Cheeks> I fight Poog for the pearl
21:53 <moGmurch> i identify the potions
22:04 <Poog> "My Shinies! I saws it first!"
22:23 <Avatar> 24gp, small masterwork light crossbow, a single pearl, 4 potions (2 identical)
22:44 <Avatar> and a wax-paper sealed package containing six pieces of licorice flavoured taffy
22:50 <Cheeks> "Yummy taffy!"
22:51 <Cheeks> I eat one
22:54 <Cheeks> "Omnomnom!"
23:03 <Cheeks> "Oooh, Cheeks feel better!"
23:05 <Cheeks> "Tummy no longer rumbly."
23:23 * Poog snatches one and stuffs it in his gob
23:49 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+1
23:49 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
23:57 <moGmurch>  !roll 1d20+1
23:58 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
24:02 <moGmurch>  !roll 1d20+1
24:02 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
24:29 * Reta hands moGmurch the crossbow "Don't like clumsy things"
25:22 <Avatar> 2x cure moderate wounds
25:29 <Avatar> 1x bull's strength & bear's endurance
25:58 <Cheeks> "Cheeks want pearl!"
26:06 * Reta gets the gold
26:16 <Poog> "MY shinnies!
26:51 <Poog> "I trade shinies for dem!"
27:06 <Cheeks> I'll takeone of the CMW potions
27:07 * Poog points out the 2 sta potions n 1 cure moderate
27:17 <Poog> stat*
28:36 <Poog> "Mogmurch trade shinies for drinkies n stabbies?"
29:10 * Poog offers Mogmurch his dogsliver, ring of climbing good climbing and pearl for Bull strength, bear endurance and dogslicer +1
29:11 <moGmurch> Hands Poog the potions of Bulls and Bears
30:13 <Cheeks> "Wonder if ship burn?"
30:25 <Poog> "me waz tinking at too"
30:29 <Reta> "Ship have fireworks!"
30:46 <Reta> "Dats what map says!"
31:02 <Reta> "Dats what the map said!"
31:06 <Cheeks> "Reta go first."
31:14 <Avatar> A two-masted ship lies mired in the mud in this clearing, its rigging thick with moss and decorated with lanterns and windchimes  made from goblin skulls and bones. Strange writing is faintly visible along the ship’s prow, while the soggy, swampy “yard” that  surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up from a chimney that protrudes from an  
31:14 <Avatar> unusual box-like structure near the ship's bow.
32:53 <Cheeks> I take out a charred elf finger and chew on it
34:20 * Poog takes out a pigs tail and gnaws on it vigerously
34:39 <Poog> "Squeally tail taste better!"
35:03 <Reta> "Chief say make horse dead! Lets make horse dead!"
35:08 <Poog> That Poog isn’t very
35:08 <Poog> good at mounted combat is his not-so-secret shame,
35:08 <Poog> so he funnels most of his energy into attempts to
35:08 <Poog> overachieve at his god’s other sacred teachings—
35:08 <Poog> killing dogs
35:25 <Poog> and lighting fires
35:48 <Cheeks> Cheeks pushes Reta towards the gate
35:50 <Cheeks> "Reta go first!"
36:07 * Poog sneaks up on this horse
36:14 <Reta> Reta strides towards the gate ignoring cheeks
36:20 <Poog> !roll 1d20+8
36:20 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+8: [1d20=17] 25
37:25 * Poog whispers
37:42 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
37:42 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=14] 25
37:50 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
37:50 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=17] 28
37:56 <Poog> "Sneaky sneaky is best for the stabby stabby so they bleedy bleedy then they will be dead n no breathy breathy."
38:27 * Reta motions for cheeks to be quite
38:27 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+12 stealth
38:28 <dicebot> moGmurch, stealth: [1d20=6] 18
40:04 * Poog readies to throw fireball
40:08 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+3 initiative
40:08 <dicebot> Cheeks, initiative: [1d20=14] 17
40:09 <Poog> !roll 1d20+6
40:09 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+6: [1d20=4] 10
40:09 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3
40:10 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
40:13 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+4 Init
40:13 <dicebot> moGmurch, Init: [1d20=9] 13
40:41 <Avatar> !roll 1d20+2 horse's init
40:41 <dicebot> Avatar, horse's init: [1d20=12] 14
41:50 <moGmurch> is the damage for light crossbow masterwork 1d8
41:56 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
41:56 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=6] 17
41:57 <Avatar> yes
42:16 <Avatar> 1d6
42:19 <moGmurch> thanks
42:35 <Cheeks> !dist 20 10
42:36 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 22.360680
42:45 <Avatar> it's Cheeks' turn
42:49 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+5 ray of frost
42:49 <dicebot> Cheeks, ray of frost: [1d20=4] 9
43:29 <Cheeks> !roll 1d3
43:29 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
43:33 <Cheeks> end turn
43:37 <Cheeks> "Burn, horse!"
43:38 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
43:46 <Reta> !roll 1d20+11
43:46 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+11: [1d20=2] 13
44:11 <Reta> !roll 1d4
44:12 <dicebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
44:31 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
44:38 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+4+1 Masterwork small light crossbow
44:38 <dicebot> moGmurch, Masterwork small light crossbow: [1d20=14] 19
44:47 <moGmurch> !roll 1d6 bolt
44:47 <dicebot> moGmurch, bolt: [1d6=3] 3
45:01 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
45:53 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
45:54 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
46:03 <Poog> !roll 1d4
46:03 <dicebot> Poog, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
46:15 <Avatar> it's Cheeks' turn
46:19 <Cheeks> I do another fiery ray of frost
46:22 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+5 frost
46:23 <dicebot> Cheeks, frost: [1d20=18] 23
46:27 <Cheeks> !roll 1d3
46:27 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
46:29 <Cheeks> "Burn!!"
46:37 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
46:53 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5
46:54 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
48:08 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
48:48 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+6 throw
48:49 <dicebot> moGmurch, throw: [1d20=6] 12
48:57 <moGmurch> !roll 1d6+2 fire, DC12
48:58 <dicebot> moGmurch, fire, DC12: [1d6=6] 8
49:11 * Poog squables with cheeks
49:15 <Cheeks> "Woohoo!"
49:16 <Reta> "Horse go boom!"
49:19 <Poog> "Thats not burning!"
49:37 <Poog> "Tats freeza not burnie burnie you cheat'n!"
49:38 <Cheeks> "Go on ship, Reta!"
49:54 <Cheeks> "Frosty rays burn just as bad as fire!"
50:04 <Poog> "Nah ugh!"
50:11 <moGmurch> roll 1d20+12 stealth
50:19 <Avatar> A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One handrail seems  to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.
51:01 <Poog> "Cheeks stooopid not know change freeze n fire."
51:06 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20-1 perc
51:07 <dicebot> Cheeks, perc: [1d20=5] 4
51:12 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2 perc
51:12 <dicebot> Poog, perc: [1d20=3] 5
51:13 <Reta> !roll 1d20+9
51:13 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+9: [1d20=4] 13
51:26 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20 +3 Perception
51:26 <dicebot> moGmurch, +3 Perception: [1d20=14] 17
54:26 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20-1 climb with climb good climb ring bonus
54:26 <dicebot> moGmurch, climb with climb good climb ring bonus: [1d20=12] 11
54:28 <Reta> !roll 1d20 climb
54:28 <dicebot> Reta, climb: [1d20=3] 3
54:37 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20-1 climb with climb good climb ring bonus
54:37 <dicebot> moGmurch, climb with climb good climb ring bonus: [1d20=14] 13
54:43 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20-1 climb
54:43 <dicebot> Cheeks, climb: [1d20=10] 9
55:01 <Poog> !roll 1d20 climb
55:01 <dicebot> Poog, climb: [1d20=5] 5
55:03 <Cheeks> I'm climbing Poog
55:31 <Poog> "Stupid cheeks not know howda climby climby work
55:37 <Reta> !roll 1d20
55:37 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
55:41 <Poog> !roll 1d20
55:41 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
55:50 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20-1 climb
55:50 <dicebot> Cheeks, climb: [1d20=16] 15
55:52 <Poog> "See stupid cheeks
56:04 <Cheeks> I push Poog off the ship
57:23 <Cheeks> I take out my make-believe wand of fireball with infinite charges
57:28 <Poog> "I iz da smexier gobie!"
57:30 <Cheeks> "I'm too sexy for this wand, too sexy for this wand, too sexy it buuuuurns"
57:41 * Poog pulls out his actual wand
57:50 <Poog> "Mine is REAL! mine is da betterer!"
58:11 <Cheeks> I drink my potion of mage armour
58:40 <Poog> "Stupid cheeks isn't sexy cause he doesn't burn neways! he freezy so opposite of burny so cheecks is stupid but face!"
00:28 <Cheeks> "You shut it Poog or I'll burn your face off!"
05:50 <Cheeks> http://www.ffonts.net/Ultima-Runes-ALL-CAPS.font
05:58 <Cheeks> near the bottom after "Free Fonts Download"
06:01 <Cheeks> under Britannian Runes
07:56 <Poog> "you make poog into ice cube not melty"
12:17 <Cheeks> "Go Reta go!"
12:29 * Poog sneaks
12:46 <Reta> "Don't tell me what to do!" Reta whispers
12:57 * Reta sneaks once getting close to the door 
13:18 <Avatar> The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and  swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the  ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and cast-off bits of clothing lies  against the 
13:19 <Avatar> westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a  tantalizing red chest.
13:55 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20 +3 Perception
13:56 <dicebot> moGmurch, +3 Perception: [1d20=19] 22
14:34 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+3 init
14:34 <dicebot> Cheeks, init: [1d20=9] 12
14:34 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3
14:34 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
14:35 <Poog> !roll 1d20+6
14:36 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
14:47 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+4 Init
14:47 <dicebot> moGmurch, Init: [1d20=11] 15
16:41 <Poog> "You should get that checked out by a doctor Cheeks."
16:49 <Poog> "Somting rong if it burn'n"
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09:17 <Brunius> man
09:25 <Brunius> We shoulda put an SLA on our soccer robot
09:33 <Brunius> Woulda doubled the weight!
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56:00 <Mekkis_x200> I hate it when people call things that aren't theft theft
56:50 <Brunius> Such as?
57:00 <Ballig> stop stealing pixels off my screen
57:04 <Mekkis_x200> violating toll roads
57:15 <Mekkis_x200> pirating software
57:30 <Ballig> raping prostitutes
57:38 <Mekkis_x200> yeah
57:56 <Brunius> That can be argued, Ballig
58:01 <Brunius> It would depend on the circumstances
58:02 <Mekkis_x200> how?
58:41 <Brunius> If the initial agreement is on payment, then you leave without paying, isn't it theft of services?
59:02 <Mekkis_x200> yes, but that's not raping a prostitute
59:25 <Brunius> You've heard of the media, right?
59:59 <Mekkis_x200> yeah. They're the worst culprits
00:39 <Mekkis_x200> it's like calling the Assange case a rape case
01:06 <Mekkis_x200> has Julia Gillard spoken about Assange recently?
01:14 <Brunius> Don't think so
05:10 <Mekkis_x200> I wonder if Ballig can tell us if the office of the prime minister has said anything about it
05:20 <Ballig> I don't work for the prime minister's office
05:33 <Mekkis_x200> I thought you did
05:41 <Ballig> I work for the department of the prime minister and cabinet
05:43 <Brunius> He works in the department of prime minister and cabinet
05:45 <Brunius> Last I checked
05:46 <Mekkis_x200> ah
06:06 <Brunius> Or at least that's what the building said
06:11 <Brunius> He's probably actually from ASIS
06:16 <Ballig> it's like the department of employment, education and workplace relations != minister for education's office
06:54 <Mekkis_x200> Brunius, you probably work for ASIS too...
07:19 <Mekkis_x200> you're trying to lurk online predators to you
07:30 <Brunius> Probably a violation of some OH&S reg to let me work for ASIS
07:55 <Mekkis_x200> I was told about the OH&S you need to go through when being in the army
08:04 <Mekkis_x200> "This is how you lift a heavy load"
08:14 <Mekkis_x200> "This is how you prevent back strain"
08:21 <Mekkis_x200> "This is how you prevent sunstroke"
08:45 <Mekkis_x200> "OK, now pick up this styer and shoot at that target over there."
09:13 <Brunius> steyr
09:17 <Mekkis_x200> yeah
09:35 <Mekkis_x200> is it bad that a 15 year old knows more about guns than I do?
09:41 <Brunius> Perhaps
09:44 <Mekkis_x200> or was that a slip-up, Brunius 
10:33 <Brunius> C'mon man, if I were going to carry a gun it'd be a handgun
10:42 <Brunius> I wouldn't be able to handle the recoil on a rifle
13:32 <Mekkis> yeah, but I bet at ASIS they teach you the names of guns
15:20 <Brunius> Why?
15:40 <Ballig> he wouldn't be on an Australian IRC network if he was working for ASIS
15:45 <Ballig> ASIS work outside the country, ASIO works inside
15:55 <Brunius> Maybe I drop data through a channel on here
16:09 <Mekkis> * Your host is ataxia.il.us.austnet.org, running version 8.1.6
16:39 <Brunius> Er, how do I wire the resistor this datasheet claims I need
16:41 <Brunius> For an LED
16:46 <Mekkis> in series
16:48 <Brunius> Is it a pulldown resistor?
16:54 <Mekkis> it's a current limiter
16:58 <Ballig> I'm just saying he wouldn't be focusing on Australian residents in an Australian IRC network
17:26 <Mekkis> no, he's focusing on ex-US Navy personnel
17:57 <Ballig> hydrazine?
18:10 <Ballig> he's playing the super long game then, considering he was here years before hydrazine :p
18:48 <Mekkis> indeed
22:32 <Mekkis> Brunius, why do you want to make your robot weigh a lot?
24:48 <Brunius> More inertia
28:23 <Mekkis> what LED are you wiring up?
28:40 <Brunius> I'm looking at the datasheet for a tricolor LED
28:50 <Mekkis> four legs?
29:16 <Brunius> Yeah
29:20 <Brunius> I'm assuming one is a common ground?
29:23 <Mekkis> yeah
29:59 <Mekkis> what do you want to do with it?
30:08 <Brunius> Just curious really
32:21 <Mekkis> Avatar, free on Saturday, probably not on Sunday
34:55 <Mekkis> where IS avatar?
39:24 <Brunius> Next question: How the hell do I get this to change colours? Or does it do it on it's own?
39:25 <Brunius> http://www.jaycar.com.au/productView.asp?ID=ZD0247
44:19 <Mekkis> it does it on its own, I think
44:24 <Mekkis> what are you trying to do?
44:40 <Brunius> I'm just looking at tricolor LEDs in general
44:42 <Mekkis> if you just want to have pretty lights, just get a bag of cheap ones
45:00 <Brunius> Not pretty lights, specifically tricolor LEDs
45:04 <Mekkis> (I picked up 100 tricolour colour-changing LEDs that I use for christmas lights)
45:10 <Mekkis> cost about $12
45:19 <Mekkis> I run them off the 3.3V line of an old PSU
45:26 <Brunius> Nice
45:51 <Brunius> What's the typical ampage of a 12V line in a PSU?
46:16 <Mekkis> at least 10A
46:36 <Mekkis> depending on the PSU, can be as high as 80A
48:07 <Mekkis> also depends on the age of the PSU
48:20 <Mekkis> old ATX PSUs have high-current 3.3V rails
48:45 <Mekkis> in around 2003, they switcher to high-current 12V rails for the CPU instead
11:19 <Brunius> Anode is positive, correct?
38:37 <Mekkis> yes
42:10 <Mekkis> someone host something on CA
44:05 <Mekkis> Ballig, got an android?
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27:34 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20-1: [1d20=18] 17
28:06 <Reta> "Took you long enough."
28:14 <Cheeks> I'll ready an action to magic missile her if she casts a spell
28:57 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
28:57 <dicebot> Cheeks, spellcraft: [1d20=3] 8
29:06 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3 spellcraft
29:07 <dicebot> Poog, spellcraft: [1d20=10] 13
29:28 <Cheeks> !roll 1d4+1
29:28 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
32:09 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
32:37 <Avatar> Vorka
32:51 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5
32:51 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
33:07 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
33:08 <Avatar> unconscious
33:11 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
33:28 <Poog> !roll 1d8+1 cure him!
33:28 <dicebot> Poog, cure him!: [1d8=1] 2
33:39 <Avatar> <?staggered
33:40 <diebot> A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take free, swift, and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
33:50 <Cheeks> <?disabled
33:50 <diebot> A character with 0 hit points, or one who has negative hit points but has become stable and conscious, is disabled. A disabled character may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions, but he can still take swift, immediate, and free actions). He moves at
33:51 <diebot> half speed. Taking move actions doesn't risk further injury, but performing any standard action (or any other action the GM deems strenuous, including some free actions such as casting a Quicken Spell spell) deals 1 point of damage after the completion of the act. Unless the action increased the disabled character's
33:51 <diebot> hit points, he is now in negative hit points and dying. // A disabled character with negative hit points recovers hit points naturally if he is being helped. Otherwise, each day he can attempt a DC 10 Constitution check after resting for 8 hours, to begin recovering hit points naturally. The character takes a penalty
33:51 <diebot> on this roll equal to his negative hit point total. Failing this check causes the character to lose 1 hit point, but this does not cause the character to become unconscious. Once a character makes this check, he continues to heal naturally and is no longer in danger of losing hit points naturally.
35:48 <Avatar> it's Cheeks' turn
36:58 <Cheeks> !dist 20 0
36:58 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 20.000000
36:59 <Cheeks> !dist 20 10
37:00 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 22.360680
37:23 <Cheeks> !dist 20 20
37:23 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 28.284271
37:29 <Cheeks> !dist 20 25
37:30 <diebot> Cheeks, Length of hypotenuse: 32.015621
37:52 <Cheeks> Using cold ray
37:58 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+5
37:58 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
38:07 <Cheeks> !roll 1d6
38:07 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
38:47 <Cheeks> "Huzzah!"
42:27 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
42:37 <Reta> !roll 1d20+5
42:37 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
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43:11 <Reta> !roll 1d4
43:11 <dicebot> Reta, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
43:22 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
43:57 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
43:58 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
44:31 <Poog> !roll 1d20+2
44:31 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
45:23 <Poog> !roll 1d6
45:23 <dicebot> Poog, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
45:36 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
45:48 <moGmurch> !roll 1d8
45:49 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
46:00 <Avatar> 3/10
46:06 <Avatar> it's Cheek's turn
46:11 <moGmurch> HP10/3 current
46:12 <Cheeks> Cheesks does another cold ray
46:22 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+5
46:22 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
46:26 <Cheeks> !roll 1d6
46:26 <dicebot> Cheeks, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
46:30 <Cheeks> "BURN!"
47:20 <Mort-> Good luck guys and have a good run
48:28 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
48:38 <Reta> "Crazy goblin!"
49:07 <Avatar> This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung  around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe  chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room  contains a long, 
49:07 <Avatar> rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins,  their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.
50:42 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
51:22 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
51:23 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
51:35 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
51:35 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
51:40 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
53:11 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+6
53:12 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+6: [1d20=12] 18
53:25 <moGmurch> !roll 1d8
53:25 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
55:58 <Avatar> it's Cheeks' turn
59:26 <Cheeks> "Firework go boom! Get out of the way!"
59:33 <Cheeks> set the skyrocket from I15 facing west
59:37 <Cheeks> and I want to go to K16
01:51 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
02:08 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3+1
02:08 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+3+1: [1d20=1] 5
02:57 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
04:19 <Poog> !roll 1d4
04:20 <dicebot> Poog, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
04:46 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
05:16 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+6
05:17 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
05:37 <moGmurch> !roll 1d6
05:37 <dicebot> moGmurch, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
07:41 <Cheeks> !roll 1d20+4 reflex
07:41 <dicebot> Cheeks, reflex: [1d20=1] 5
07:43 <Poog> !roll 1d20+3
07:44 <dicebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
07:45 <Reta> !roll 1d20+3+1
07:45 <dicebot> Reta, 1d20+3+1: [1d20=9] 13
07:47 <moGmurch> !roll 1d20+6 reflex
07:47 <dicebot> moGmurch, reflex: [1d20=4] 10
07:59 <Avatar> !roll 1d6
07:59 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
08:11 <Cheeks> "Hey, Poog."
08:15 <Cheeks> "WHO BLOWS THINGS UP NOW, BITCH!"
08:21 <moGmurch> HP10/0 current
08:23 <Reta> "That… was… AWSOME!!!" Reta shouts
08:28 <Poog> "Doesn't count chief gave you that."
08:42 <Cheeks> "I blow up nasty dog and Vorka! I am hero!"
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10:56 <Cheeks> "Oh Guppy <3"
15:49 <Avatar> everyone gets 1xp and 1 prestige
15:52 <Avatar> and some gold
15:53 <Mort-> So fast? :p
15:56 <Mort-> Gee
16:12 <Ballig> we blew them up
16:15 <wrothmonk> We used a rocket to blow up vodka inside a room.
16:18 * Mort- wags her tail at wrothmonk
16:19 <Avatar> it was a 4 hour game mort
16:24 <wrothmonk> A doggy got sent into a chimnee.
16:41 <wrothmonk> Which then exploded.
16:42 <Mort-> Who's poog
16:46 <Mort-> Oh well
16:51 <Poog> glad i didn't try go down the chimny XP
17:08 <wrothmonk> Yeah…. That would have been bad :P
18:03 <Avatar> I actually need all the usual details
18:14 <Avatar> so pfs#, faction, start xp, start gp, start prestige/fame
18:16 <Ballig> why is ninja better than rogue
18:36 <Avatar> havok for you that is all 0, so you're fine
18:49 <Ballig> start gp will be 150
18:52 <wrothmonk> I'll give you the stuff in the sec, I need to decide which char to give it to.
19:27 <Ballig> I might make a chracter named Mort
19:30 <Mort-> Oh. Forgot to poof properly
19:35 <Dariuas> Avatar PM
19:46 * Mort- does a poofing act
20:55 <Brunius> Mmm, bronies
21:16 * Mort- does the gaseous form fade into mist thing
21:19 <kapow> I'ma brony!
21:20 <kapow> :D
21:31 <Brunius> Hmm, missed a w
21:36 <Brunius> Meant brownies
21:43 <Brunius> Bronies though? They're bad
21:54 <kapow> pft hell no
21:59 <kapow> i love me so my little pony XP
24:03 <Avatar> good one kapow
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35:38 <Avatar> missed another sweet, sweet game brunius
35:55 <Avatar> very sweet
37:37 <wrothmonk> Ending was awesome...
38:10 <wrothmonk> Firework go boom. Dog go ouch, goblin go ouch. Ship go boom!
39:20 <Avatar> it's just the way goblins roll
39:24 <Avatar> literally
43:21 <wrothmonk> I still can't get over how awesome that ending was. I mean, it couldn't have been better if somebody yelled "Fus Ro Dah!" Just as the rocket went off!
43:48 <wrothmonk> Well it would have been better, but not by much!
47:03 <wrothmonk> I like rockets and goblins now. A lot.
47:55 <Avatar> you can buy those fireworks for your characters
48:11 <wrothmonk> I plan to.
48:17 <Avatar> anything on a chronicle sheet becomes "always available"
48:27 <wrothmonk> Would have been useful on my first game.
48:45 <wrothmonk> Would have saved about five rounds by killing a wolf thing.
48:57 <wrothmonk> Then again it would have destroyed the house it was in...
49:05 <wrothmonk> There was some good evidence in it.
49:06 <Avatar> make sure you understand how it works
49:09 <Avatar> you got lucky today
51:17 <wrothmonk> How so?
51:48 <Ballig> like I said, that's the first time I've ever seen fireworks actually used effectively
51:57 <Ballig> usually you light them and everyone just gets out of the way
53:07 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services/illuminations-explosives#TOC-Firework-Skyrocket
53:22 <Avatar> you had everything in perfect positions
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