// #d&d — 2012-08-02
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00:00:21 <Mekkis> I should run it for Mort-!
00:00:45 <Mort-> 7-11?
00:00:50 <Mort-> See you a month later
00:00:54 <Mekkis> 8
00:01:28 <Mort-> Lol
00:01:45 <Mort-> I'm looking at crusaders flurry atm
00:01:50 <Mort-> Hrmhm
00:03:26 <Mekkis> this is BS
00:03:39 <Mekkis> when I played CoED, the gold award was much less!
00:04:10 <Mort-> Lol
00:04:18 <Mekkis> I'm talking about 4000gp
00:04:58 <Mekkis> question:
00:05:06 <Mort-> Wow but double guided weapon...
00:05:15 <Mort-> Yup?
00:05:43 <Mekkis> you make a deal with a quasit, to let him go through a portal and return to the Abyss in exchange for helping you out.
00:05:57 <Mort-> That works.
00:06:12 <Mekkis> is it an Evil act to attack him as he's about to enter the portal
00:07:03 <Mort-> Its not lawful
00:07:13 <Mekkis> obviously
00:07:21 <Mort-> Auroch
00:07:26 <Mort-> I personally wouldn't do it.
00:07:31 <Mort-> Mammoth
00:07:37 <Mort-> Chaotic act
00:08:06 <MekkisScreen> medium?!
00:08:17 <Mort-> I don't know but i don't think any of my characters would do such a thing
00:08:32 <Mort-> Neutral act i think
00:08:40 <Mort-> Cn
00:08:51 <Mekkis> why isn't it a good act?
00:10:17 <Mort-> The part About not keeping your word haunts mdm
00:10:18 <Mort-> Me
00:10:44 <Mekkis> what about letting an evil outsider return to the abyss?
00:10:48 <Mekkis> isn't that an Evil act?
00:12:38 <Alfwyn> I guess it's more evil for the creature to be on the material plane than in the abyss
00:12:49 <Mort-> It isn't
00:12:56 <Mort-> Because you gave your word
00:12:58 <Alfwyn> "banishing" him back to the abyss would be a good act
00:13:11 <Mort-> I don't think people can hold you for that
00:13:44 <Mekkis> wouldn't it be Better to kill it instead?
00:14:26 <Mort-> I still wouldn't. I think my true alignment is starting to show
00:14:42 <Mekkis> play your CHARACTER
00:14:54 <Mekkis> Itzamna had real misgivings about letting him live
00:14:58 <Mekkis> (her, actually)
00:15:00 <Mort-> All my characters would do no such thing
00:15:02 <Mort-> Hm
00:15:14 <Mort-> If we gave our word we would keep it
00:15:17 <Mekkis> in other news, Deceased and Itzamna both DINGed!
00:15:33 <Mort-> Again i don't have much in the way of chaotic characters
00:16:09 <Mekkis> how much PA do you need to buy something that costs 67000?
00:16:12 <Mort-> Xyn would probably turn her nose up and refuse to deal with a quasit to begin with
00:16:20 <Mort-> What you buying
00:16:32 <Mort-> Amulet of mighty fist?
00:16:36 <Mort-> Sorry no idea
00:16:57 <Mekkis> considering Talons of Leng
00:17:06 <Mort-> Sigh. I feel sad now because i didn't get my pf crack
00:17:09 <Mort-> What's that
00:17:22 <Mekkis> ah... Someone commented how broken Amulet of Mighty Humanbane Fists are
00:17:27 <Mort-> Get a small one?
00:17:37 <Mekkis> when I did upwards of 80 damage in a turn with them
00:17:46 <Mort-> Btw what does it take for andorans to break you out of jail
00:17:47 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-weapons/specific-magic-weapons/talons-of-leng
00:17:52 <Mort-> On pa
00:17:57 <Mekkis> about 3 prestige I think
00:19:01 <Mort-> Perfection?
00:19:05 <Mekkis> yeah
00:19:14 <Mort-> Mort might need jail breaking as well ><
00:19:20 <Mekkis> why?
00:19:45 <Mort-> The cheliax took offense when she spit on a statue of asmodeus
00:19:58 <Mort-> And threatened to clap her in irons
00:19:58 <Mekkis> in Cheliax?
00:20:09 <Mort-> Cheliax town
00:20:25 <Mekkis> hehe
00:20:27 <Mort-> But the town was worshipping other stuff
00:20:36 <MekkisScreen> Eaglksmall mammoth?
00:20:37 <Mort-> Other then asmodeus
00:20:42 <Mort-> Sigh.
00:20:52 <Mort-> Being an andoran is hard
00:21:17 <Mekkis> being a sword-bomber is harder
00:21:38 <Mort-> The things Andorans do
00:23:07 <Mekkis> ride on rocs and skewer lemurs?
00:23:16 <Mort-> No
00:23:21 <Mort-> I'm myself
00:24:00 <Mekkis> cast Suggestion on people to tell them to "get out and vote"?
00:24:04 <Mort-> Don't want to go to jail :p
00:24:27 <Mort-> The whole town didn't look too interested in worshiping asmodeus
00:24:37 <Mort-> But the place is cheliax controlled
00:24:52 <Mort-> Hey they had a statue of gozreh in town!
00:25:44 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/dodo
00:25:49 <Mort-> This one is good for fun
00:27:41 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/07/31/firework_up_bottom_tomfoolishness/
00:28:42 <Mort-> Wtf
00:36:57 <Mort-> Porcupine!
00:37:10 <Mort-> Goblin dog if you're a goblin
00:43:21 <MekkisScreen> invisible leopard
00:44:27 <MekkisScreen> dolphin, but I don't think there are that many underwater adventures
00:46:37 <Mort-> https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/smilodon-tohc/smilodon-homotherium-tohc
00:46:55 <Mort-> Wtf for something that small it sure makes a mess
00:55:30 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 5th 1pm (Brunius,first steps) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
00:55:30 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Jul 30 21:05:43 2012
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01:37:41 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/skunk
01:37:45 <Mort-> Good one for a laugh
01:52:57 * MekkisScreen considers asking someone to run hdparm --drq-hsm-error /dev/sda as root
02:03:43 <MekkisScreen> Oh, and mort.... most of the time it'll be invisible
02:10:17 * Mort- tail swishes into the air
02:21:33 <Mort-> There is such a thing as an invisible leopard
02:31:58 <MekkisScreen> the former sounds more interested
02:32:01 <MekkisScreen> interesting
02:33:07 <MekkisScreen> a telepathic invisible leopard
02:43:42 <Mort-> Oh its imaginary!
02:45:10 <Mort-> Feeling sleepy.
02:45:27 <Mort-> Its raining here and that always makes me feel sleepy
02:45:47 * Mort- takes a nap on mekkis
03:10:38 <MekkisScreen> SURE
03:10:42 <MekkisScreen> YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT
03:11:00 <MekkisScreen> until she's slitting your throat
03:16:51 <Mort-> Itzamnas?
03:16:53 <Mort-> Or whose
03:18:34 <Avatar> being employed is so weird
03:21:33 <Avatar> did everyone get these faction goals emails
03:21:36 <Avatar> did IvD roll up a character
03:26:12 <Avatar> tough crowd
03:36:10 <Brunius> Blackhawks are cool
03:36:28 <Brunius> When I'm a millionare, I'm gonna own a blackhawk
03:36:31 <Brunius> And a huey
03:36:34 <Brunius> hueys are cool too
03:36:59 <Mort-> I didn't
03:39:31 <Avatar> I got one for every faction, I'm not sure if that's just because I have a character in every faction
03:39:37 <Avatar> I assume it must be
03:41:58 <Mort-> Its my gmail box?
03:42:04 <Mort-> Where did the mail go to
03:42:17 <Mort-> Gmail box or paizo account
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03:44:22 <Avatar> gmail
03:44:45 <Mort-> Sure didn't get anything from venture captains
03:44:50 <Mort-> Even in spam
03:45:21 <Avatar> maybe they don't like overpowered characters :(((
03:47:22 <Mort-> Hey avatar. That's called pulling my tail!
03:47:35 <Mort-> And I'm not overpowered.
03:47:44 <Mort-> Hey I'm mortal like anyone else
03:50:08 <Avatar> :)
03:50:20 <Avatar> you can be mortal and still be overpowered
03:52:15 * Mort- sneezes at avatar
03:52:27 <Mort-> Dude why do you say I'm oped.
03:53:40 <Mort-> Anyway mek what's darkwhites mail
03:53:56 <Mort-> Time to find my missing messages from my venture captain!
03:54:45 <Mort-> Qadira. Tick. Andoran. Tick. Silver crusade. Tick. Cheliax. Tick. Shadow lodge. Tick.
03:54:52 <Mort-> So many missing messages :(
03:59:35 <Avatar> they're not from darkwhite, they're from paizo
04:02:19 <Mort-> Maybe he can help me
04:02:27 <Mort-> I haven't gotten a single mail!
04:27:00 <Brunius> I swore I'd make an OP char for the RL campaign
04:27:03 <Brunius> By monday
04:27:17 <Brunius> My plan is to spam touch attacks with a gunslinger
04:27:29 <Brunius> Oh god
04:27:33 <Brunius> So many faction goals emails
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04:44:24 <Mort-> I didn't get any mails at all :(
04:44:55 <Brunius> Are you sure it's the mail that's linked to your paizo account
04:45:53 <Mort-> Sure is since its the one all my characters are on
04:45:59 <Mort-> And my recorded sessions
04:46:15 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz67dr?Which-came-first-The-Character-Or-The-Character
04:46:24 <Mort-> For me its the sheet first
04:46:25 <Mort-> Always
04:46:36 <Brunius> Yeah, but what's the email address attached to your paizo account
04:46:43 <Brunius> Are you sure you're checking the right one?
04:46:52 <Brunius> the email should have come in about 8 hours ago
04:47:15 <Mort-> Yeah it is the right mail
04:56:16 <Mort-> Urk
05:06:37 <Steven> sup
05:06:49 <Brunius> Steven!
05:06:52 <Brunius> How's it going
05:07:02 * Steven shrugs
05:10:08 <Steven> how ya doin?
05:10:30 <Brunius> Pretty OK on the whole
05:10:34 <Avatar> orc
05:10:37 <Avatar> it's spelled orc
05:10:44 <Ballig> sometimes ork
05:10:45 <Ballig> never urk
05:10:55 <Avatar> did you mean ork
05:10:55 <Brunius> Spent like 4 hours today making two 20x25x10mm pieces...
05:11:11 <Avatar> you must have, I guess
05:11:14 <Steven> pieces of what?
05:11:20 <Ballig> if you're playing Shadowrun that's legitimate
05:11:20 <Brunius> Plastic
05:11:33 <Brunius> Had to cut them down from 70mm round plastic
05:11:37 <Brunius> pain in the ass..
05:13:48 <Ballig> Brunius: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=281
05:14:52 <Steven> for what purpose?
05:15:09 <Brunius> stabilising a rotating cylinder
05:15:19 <Steven> fun fun?
05:15:25 <Brunius> oh hell yeah
05:15:30 <Steven> cool cool
05:17:30 <Avatar> why did you guys stop playing nethack
05:21:58 * Mekkis considers asking someone to run hdparm --drq-hsm-error /dev/sda as root
05:22:05 <Ballig> I finished it
05:22:14 <Avatar> you can ask me
05:22:55 <Avatar> Brunius: do you have all factions covered
05:23:04 <Brunius> Not yet
05:23:11 <Brunius> Why would I have 10 characters man
05:23:15 <Brunius> I've got 7 factions
05:23:23 <Avatar> did you get 7 emails or 10 emails
05:23:28 <Brunius> 7
05:23:39 <Avatar> shit, good timing for me then
05:23:47 <Avatar> I only just registered my silver crusade guy like a week ago
05:24:01 <Mekkis> that's sad
05:24:15 <Avatar> why is that sad
05:24:17 <Mekkis> Grandmaster Torch sent a message to a long-dead adventurer
05:24:32 <Avatar> sorry ?
05:24:45 <Mekkis> my only shadow lodge character is dead
05:24:53 <Avatar> haha
05:24:55 <Mekkis> I shouldn't be reading the shadow lodge message
05:25:05 <Avatar> the guilt will haunt you for the rest of your life
05:25:16 <Brunius> Fairly sure I don't have a living Sczarni char either
05:25:31 <Avatar> I don't have a living andoran character
05:25:34 <Avatar> or taldor
05:25:37 <Brunius> Although I guess the leader of THAT faction wouldn't care
05:25:49 <Avatar> he'd care
05:25:54 <Avatar> it's one less guy he knows
05:26:07 <Mekkis> I think I intercepted a message from Lady Goriliana
05:26:14 <Mekkis> I don't have a Taldan
05:26:28 <Mekkis> I can understand Torch sending Mytiazair a message though
05:26:40 <Mekkis> given that Mytiazair did both Save, and Spare his life
05:26:42 <Avatar> what's the deal with the Varisian thing
05:26:51 <Avatar> I think they are talking about the hometown I chose for Snickers
05:26:55 <Brunius> ...
05:27:06 <Avatar> ...
05:27:12 <Brunius> Varisia is evidently the focus for season 5
05:27:26 <Avatar> the whole season in one place ?
05:27:32 <Brunius> focus
05:27:34 <Avatar> how would that work
05:27:44 <Brunius> The focus for season 3 was on Tian Xia, wasn't it?
05:27:45 <Avatar> like absalom
05:27:52 <Avatar> oh
05:27:54 <Brunius> Varisia is a nation, isn't it?
05:27:59 <Avatar> yeah
05:29:12 <Brunius> focus != sole setting
05:29:42 <Avatar> alright no need to get snarky
05:31:53 <Avatar> phuck it's cold
05:32:39 <Brunius> is it
05:34:23 <Avatar> have you got heating
05:34:31 <Brunius> i think so
05:34:34 <Brunius> no air con though
05:34:39 <Brunius> so it's a bitch in summer
05:39:11 <Avatar> so you never want to play it again?
05:39:15 <Avatar> you finished it years ago
05:39:36 <Ballig> you asked why I stopped, I told you why I stopped
05:39:40 <Ballig> I didn't say I'd never play it again
05:39:55 <Avatar> then what's stopping you playing it again
05:40:16 <Mort-> I have no faction stuff
05:40:34 <Mort-> Bleh
05:42:14 <Ballig> current lack of interest
05:46:17 <Avatar> when I was playing it recently, apart from all the dying I did, it was that bloody rock pushing game
05:46:23 <Avatar> doing that over and over and over every time I died
05:48:55 <MekkisScreen> o learn Thassalonian
05:49:00 <MekkisScreen> and Varisian
05:49:32 <Brunius> My maguslinger actually has an unassigned language
05:49:38 <Brunius> I was gonna whack it into aquatic
05:53:41 <Steven> back
05:53:45 <Ballig> were you using an online guide for it
05:53:47 <Steven> had to cook some food for the wench
05:53:54 <Steven> cue punch in like 10 seconds
05:54:01 <Steven> once sam glances over and reads that
05:54:16 <Steven> STOP THE FUCKIN PRESSES!
05:54:21 <Steven> she just went Meh
05:54:42 <Steven> methinks i need to wear some sort of kidney protection to bed tonight
05:54:51 <Steven> so.... whats crackin
05:55:07 <Avatar> yeah of course
05:55:13 <Avatar> I would never solve it without the guide
05:55:51 <Avatar> the next best thing would be to try and remember what I did the first time by not using a guide every time thereafter
05:56:00 <Avatar> but I would never solve it then either
05:56:13 <Ballig> I guess you would have to not die, then
05:56:21 <Ballig> that's how I did it
05:56:33 <Ballig> in fact, that was pretty much my secret to finishing the game - not die
05:56:46 <Ballig> every time I was confronted with a problem, my first thought was always "will this make me die?"
05:56:47 <Steven> also... i just saw a blue shirt get killed on star trek
05:56:50 <Avatar> yeah I was trying not to
05:56:50 <Ballig> if the answer was yes, I did not do that thing
05:56:50 <Steven> woot woot!
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06:04:24 <Brunius> ha
06:04:29 <Brunius> Why the sheet, Ballig?
06:04:39 <Ballig> why not?
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06:07:26 <Mort-> Ok party time!
06:07:38 <Mort-> Need to have a quick dinner first
06:08:22 <Mort-> Need to get a feat eat on the run
06:09:15 <Mort-> Really don't feel like eating anything now but ill get hungry later
06:24:24 <Mort-> The guides speak of peppering people before they get to you
06:25:06 <Mort-> Unfortunately the last time we got javelined back
06:41:44 * Panda slaps Brunius around a bit with a large trout
06:47:54 <Brunius> wut
06:49:47 <Panda> your messaging me on skype
06:49:49 <Panda> or your brother
06:49:50 <Panda> either or
06:50:48 <Brunius> Not I
06:51:04 <Brunius> Skype isn't running on the other computer
06:51:41 <Ballig> I did get a message from Brunius on Skype that said "BRAINDERP"
06:51:51 <Ballig> it sounded like something Brunius would say
06:51:59 <Brunius> Brother decided to log into skype
06:52:21 <Ballig> he's pretty good at cybering
06:52:31 <Brunius> BRAINDERP
06:52:34 <Brunius> [8:41:24 PM] Ballig: sup
06:52:37 <Brunius> [8:52:20 PM] Brunius: [8:52 PM] Brunius:
06:52:40 <Brunius> <<< Brother decided to log into skype
06:52:57 <Ballig> he must have cleared the log
06:53:05 <Brunius> Sure
06:56:59 <Avatar> zzzzz
07:00:12 <Steven> yup.... tonight has sucked...
07:00:16 <Steven> so... guys
07:00:21 <Steven> 7 days till my 30th birthday
07:00:32 * Steven flex'
07:00:32 <Brunius> How many days until Avatar's 30th
07:01:05 <Steven> dunno...
07:01:13 <Steven> im guessing 487
07:02:42 <mortswishytail> Coolios
07:02:56 <mortswishytail> Your 5 years older then me
07:03:42 <mortswishytail> I'm a small mur with a swishy tail afterall
07:05:59 <Ballig> Avatar's already 30
07:06:18 <Steven> well there ya go... its T+Days
07:06:20 <Brunius> Man, really?
07:06:52 <Ballig> think so
07:06:57 <Ballig> he had a birthday like a week ago
07:07:00 <Steven> Think imma finish my Fetchling
07:07:04 * mortswishytail likes being a small mur.
07:07:21 <Ballig> yeah he turned 30 last Thursday
07:07:45 * mortswishytail snuggles up brunius
07:08:13 <Steven> if i had known i would have ignored the fact deliberately
07:08:18 <Steven> heh
07:09:08 <mortswishytail> Llllpllllllppjpppplplpp
07:10:00 * Panda bites morts tail
07:10:31 <Steven> I'm betting on the Panda in this fight.
07:10:32 <Ballig> she doesn't have a tail
07:12:32 <Panda> i already have 2 black eyes how much worse could she do
07:12:49 <Steven> got told something twice did ya?
07:14:46 <Panda> i wasn't in the kitchen :(
07:16:14 <mortswishytail> I have a tail!
07:16:19 <mortswishytail> Ow
07:16:36 * mortswishytail smacks panda on his nose
07:16:54 * Panda sneezes boogers all over mort
07:17:11 * mortswishytail eeks and tries to get away
07:17:16 <Steven> Mort we already proved you don't a tail.
07:17:30 * mortswishytail feels disgusted
07:17:30 <mortswishytail> An
07:17:41 * Panda 's snot hardens holding mort in place
07:17:49 <mortswishytail> Osterguard said he would tell the whole channel i have a tail
07:18:00 * mortswishytail is stuck :(
07:18:35 * Panda belly flops mort
07:18:55 * mortswishytail is flattened
07:20:04 * Panda throws mort into the frying pan to make mortcakes
07:20:44 <Steven> woot woot... we gettin mort cakes!
07:21:37 <mortswishytail> "Meep:("
07:21:50 <Panda> :O
07:21:55 <Panda> O_o
07:21:57 <Steven> i think you cooked her
07:31:44 <Brunius> !vchargen
07:31:44 <diebot> Brunius, 4(1,2,1,1), 16(5,5,2,6), 12(4,4,4,4), 10(4,2,2,4), 8(1,2,3,3), 16(5,5,6,3)
07:33:31 <Brunius> fuuuu
08:29:30 <Mekkis> z'
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08:45:03 <BoomerET> If I play First Steps, Part 3 this Saturday, will it ruin me, since I never played parts 1 or 2?
09:03:25 <Mort-> Oh dear
09:03:58 <Mort-> No game as gm had to ot. Oh well i guess i get an early night tonight
09:04:18 <Mort-> Ot=over time
09:04:59 <Mort-> God
09:05:02 <Mort-> No
09:05:07 <Mort-> It won't
09:07:00 <BoomerET> Thanks Mort
09:09:28 <Mort-> Np
09:09:40 <Mort-> ill be around too
09:09:58 <Mort-> Using my last level 1
09:10:15 <N2H4> g'day.
09:10:25 <Mort-> Then i don't think 'll play first steps much any more
09:10:38 <Mort-> Hi hydra
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09:54:44 <Mekkis> well
09:54:54 <Mekkis> looks like I am to prepare Cult of Ebon Destroyers
10:00:25 <Mekkis> I should run it for Mort-!
10:00:48 <Mort-> 7-11?
10:00:54 <Mort-> See you a month later
10:00:58 <Mekkis> 8
10:01:32 <Mort-> Lol
10:01:49 <Mort-> I'm looking at crusaders flurry atm
10:01:54 <Mort-> Hrmhm
10:03:30 <Mekkis> this is BS
10:03:42 <Mekkis> when I played CoED, the gold award was much less!
10:04:13 <Mort-> Lol
10:04:22 <Mekkis> I'm talking about 4000gp
10:05:02 <Mekkis> question:
10:05:10 <Mort-> Wow but double guided weapon...
10:05:19 <Mort-> Yup?
10:05:47 <Mekkis> you make a deal with a quasit, to let him go through a portal and return to the Abyss in exchange for helping you out.
10:06:00 <Mort-> That works.
10:06:15 <Mekkis> is it an Evil act to attack him as he's about to enter the portal
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10:07:06 <Mort-> Its not lawful
10:07:17 <Mekkis> obviously
10:07:30 <Mort-> I personally wouldn't do it.
10:07:40 <Mort-> Chaotic act
10:08:21 <Mort-> I don't know but i don't think any of my characters would do such a thing
10:08:35 <Mort-> Neutral act i think
10:08:43 <Mort-> Cn
10:08:55 <Mekkis> why isn't it a good act?
10:10:20 <Mort-> The part About not keeping your word haunts mdm
10:10:22 <Mort-> Me
10:10:48 <Mekkis> what about letting an evil outsider return to the abyss?
10:10:52 <Mekkis> isn't that an Evil act?
10:12:42 <Alfwyn> I guess it's more evil for the creature to be on the material plane than in the abyss
10:12:52 <Mort-> It isn't
10:13:00 <Mort-> Because you gave your word
10:13:01 <Alfwyn> "banishing" him back to the abyss would be a good act
10:13:14 <Mort-> I don't think people can hold you for that
10:13:48 <Mekkis> wouldn't it be Better to kill it instead?
10:14:30 <Mort-> I still wouldn't. I think my true alignment is starting to show
10:14:46 <Mekkis> play your CHARACTER
10:14:58 <Mekkis> Itzamna had real misgivings about letting him live
10:15:02 <Mekkis> (her, actually)
10:15:03 <Mort-> All my characters would do no such thing
10:15:05 <Mort-> Hm
10:15:17 <Mort-> If we gave our word we would keep it
10:15:20 <Mekkis> in other news, Deceased and Itzamna both DINGed!
10:15:37 <Mort-> Again i don't have much in the way of chaotic characters
10:16:13 <Mekkis> how much PA do you need to buy something that costs 67000?
10:16:16 <Mort-> Xyn would probably turn her nose up and refuse to deal with a quasit to begin with
10:16:23 <Mort-> What you buying
10:16:36 <Mort-> Amulet of mighty fist?
10:16:40 <Mort-> Sorry no idea
10:17:01 <Mekkis> considering Talons of Leng
10:17:09 <Mort-> Sigh. I feel sad now because i didn't get my pf crack
10:17:12 <Mort-> What's that
10:17:26 <Mekkis> ah... Someone commented how broken Amulet of Mighty Humanbane Fists are
10:17:41 <Mekkis> when I did upwards of 80 damage in a turn with them
10:17:50 <Mort-> Btw what does it take for andorans to break you out of jail
10:17:51 <Mekkis> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-weapons/specific-magic-weapons/talons-of-leng
10:17:55 <Mort-> On pa
10:18:01 <Mekkis> about 3 prestige I think
10:19:04 <Mort-> Perfection?
10:19:09 <Mekkis> yeah
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10:19:17 <Mort-> Mort might need jail breaking as well ><
10:19:24 <Mekkis> why?
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10:19:49 <Mort-> The cheliax took offense when she spit on a statue of asmodeus
10:20:01 <Mort-> And threatened to clap her in irons
10:20:02 <Mekkis> in Cheliax?
10:20:13 <Mort-> Cheliax town
10:20:29 <Mekkis> hehe
10:20:31 <Mort-> But the town was worshipping other stuff
10:20:41 <Mort-> Other then asmodeus
10:20:45 <Mort-> Sigh.
10:20:56 <Mort-> Being an andoran is hard
10:21:21 <Mekkis> being a sword-bomber is harder
10:21:42 <Mort-> The things Andorans do
10:23:11 <Mekkis> ride on rocs and skewer lemurs?
10:23:20 <Mort-> No
10:23:24 <Mort-> I'm myself
10:24:04 <Mekkis> cast Suggestion on people to tell them to "get out and vote"?
10:24:08 <Mort-> Don't want to go to jail :p
10:24:31 <Mort-> The whole town didn't look too interested in worshiping asmodeus
10:24:41 <Mort-> But the place is cheliax controlled
10:24:55 <Mort-> Hey they had a statue of gozreh in town!
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10:27:45 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/07/31/firework_up_bottom_tomfoolishness/
10:28:46 <Mort-> Wtf
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10:42:14 <N2H4> hey mort
10:52:55 <Mort-> Hello hydra
10:56:13 <N2H4> WHats kickin?
11:01:04 <Mort-> Didn't get to play last night since gm was working over time:(
11:01:09 <Mort-> Just a normal day
11:01:18 * Mort- sniffs
11:01:54 <Mort-> I need to get some new books to worm over
11:02:42 <N2H4> Like what?
11:02:53 <Mort-> What was the last series you were recomending me
11:03:27 <Mort-> Looking for not too much politics. Epic quest. And lots of magic
11:04:02 <Mort-> Magic is optional if we get a good bucketful of sword fighting going
11:04:15 <Mort-> Will read about dragons as well.
11:05:16 <Mort-> No dune please and prefebaly no sci fi.
11:06:23 * N2H4 considers.
11:07:08 <Mort-> Need to check availability in the library since I'm a cheapskate
11:07:51 <N2H4> Earthsea's good, and deep even. But I feel like it drags really often.
11:08:34 <N2H4> I think I was telling you to read Way of Kings, which you really should.
11:08:44 <Mort-> Ah ok i think it was that one
11:08:52 <N2H4> I can't remember the last book set that stole me away from the world quite like it.
11:08:58 <Mort-> I thought i saw it appear in the catalogue
11:09:02 <Mort-> Time to hunt
11:09:03 <N2H4> Name of the Wind too.
11:09:17 <Mort-> Ok. Way of kings. Name of the wind
11:09:29 <N2H4> And Enchanted, by Orson Scott Card.
11:09:30 <Mort-> The last stuff i was reading was terry brooks
11:09:34 <Mort-> Hm
11:09:37 <N2H4> Its not part of a set, its a singular piece.
11:10:36 <N2H4> Read Haunted!
11:10:47 <Mort-> Uh..
11:11:03 <Mort-> Not the stuff you were reading out to me on skype?
11:11:30 <N2H4> Precisely.
11:13:51 * Mort- gulps
11:13:58 <Mort-> I had a dream last night
11:14:04 <N2H4> What, don't think you can handle it?
11:14:12 <Mort-> I don't think i want nightmares :p
11:14:16 <Mort-> Actually i believe i can
11:14:26 * Mort- puffs herself up
11:14:38 <Mort-> I don't think i want to say what i was dreaming off
11:14:58 <Mort-> Or maybe privately
11:15:21 <N2H4> I think Guts is the.. 2nd or 3rd most.. intense story in the set.
11:15:40 * Mort- twitches
11:17:19 N2H4 is now known as Hydrazine
11:18:33 <Mort-> Oh
11:18:41 <Mort-> You're now a hydra
11:23:22 <MekkisScreen> did you receive a letter from Colson Maldris?
11:23:30 <Mort-> No
11:23:33 <MekkisScreen> mort
11:23:35 <Mort-> I'm bad at letters
11:23:36 <MekkisScreen> you sure
11:23:42 <MekkisScreen> ?
11:23:48 <MekkisScreen> Grolschmir did
11:23:49 <Mort-> I don't know which mail box it went to
11:23:52 <Mort-> I have too many
11:23:55 <MekkisScreen> check your email
11:24:04 <MekkisScreen> how many is too many?
11:24:05 <Mort-> My paizo mail?
11:24:11 <MekkisScreen> I have about nine
11:24:26 <MekkisScreen> the email account associated with your paizo stuff
11:24:26 <Mort-> Email or paizo account
11:24:33 <Mort-> Nothing i think
11:25:06 <MekkisScreen> I get to choose a tiny, small or medium animal as a companion
11:25:12 <MekkisScreen> any suggestions?
11:25:18 <Mort-> Its clear. And all my characters have same paizo account
11:25:25 <Mort-> What you want to use it for
11:25:33 <Mort-> Does it level with you?
11:25:39 <MekkisScreen> companionship
11:25:43 <MekkisScreen> yes, it does
11:25:58 <MekkisScreen> and it's not limited to just the animal companion list
11:32:05 <Mort-> Get a faerie dragon? :
11:32:09 <Mort-> :p
11:33:03 <MekkisScreen> animal
11:33:22 <MekkisScreen> tiny, small or medium
11:33:29 <MekkisScreen> kangaroo?
11:35:22 <MekkisScreen> giant frog?
11:35:30 <MekkisScreen> Deinonychus
11:44:12 <MekkisScreen> Deinonychus is not really my idea of a good choice: it's very powerful
11:44:26 <MekkisScreen> and doesn't fit with concept
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11:50:14 <Mort-> Blink dog? :d
11:50:22 <Mort-> Or bat
12:02:43 <MekkisScreen> blink dog is magical beast
12:02:55 <MekkisScreen> what part of animal don't you understand
12:08:41 <Mort-> Get a lemur! :d
12:10:00 <Mort-> Eagle!
12:33:02 <MekkisScreen> Deceased should crate a lemur
12:33:53 <MekkisScreen> vietnamese today
12:34:37 <MekkisScreen> is there a statblock for a lemur?
12:34:45 <MekkisScreen> there is one for a lemure
12:39:08 <MekkisScreen> Also young giant spider
12:55:55 <Mort-> Grab a weasel and call it a lemur :p
12:56:06 <Mort-> And don't crate me
12:57:23 <Hydrazine> get a platypus.
13:38:14 <Mort-> It isn't on d20 :(
13:38:27 <Mort-> Can you get a seal?
14:07:18 <Mort-> Auroch
14:07:28 <Mort-> Mammoth
14:08:03 <MekkisScreen> medium?!
14:17:23 <Mort-> Get a small one?
14:20:32 <MekkisScreen> Eaglksmall mammoth?
14:25:40 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/dodo
14:25:45 <Mort-> This one is good for fun
14:36:54 <Mort-> Porcupine!
14:37:07 <Mort-> Goblin dog if you're a goblin
14:43:17 <MekkisScreen> invisible leopard
14:44:23 <MekkisScreen> dolphin, but I don't think there are that many underwater adventures
14:46:34 <Mort-> https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/smilodon-tohc/smilodon-homotherium-tohc
14:46:51 <Mort-> Wtf for something that small it sure makes a mess
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15:37:37 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/skunk
15:37:41 <Mort-> Good one for a laugh
15:52:54 * MekkisScreen considers asking someone to run hdparm --drq-hsm-error /dev/sda as root
16:03:39 <MekkisScreen> Oh, and mort.... most of the time it'll be invisible
16:21:29 <Mort-> There is such a thing as an invisible leopard
16:33:03 <MekkisScreen> a telepathic invisible leopard
16:43:39 <Mort-> Oh its imaginary!
17:10:34 <MekkisScreen> SURE
17:10:39 <MekkisScreen> YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT
17:10:57 <MekkisScreen> until she's slitting your throat
17:16:47 <Mort-> Itzamnas?
17:16:50 <Mort-> Or whose
17:18:30 <Avatar> being employed is so weird
17:21:29 <Avatar> did everyone get these faction goals emails
17:26:09 <Avatar> tough crowd
17:36:56 <Mort-> I didn't
17:39:28 <Avatar> I got one for every faction, I'm not sure if that's just because I have a character in every faction
17:39:33 <Avatar> I assume it must be
17:41:54 <Mort-> Its my gmail box?
17:42:01 <Mort-> Where did the mail go to
17:42:13 <Mort-> Gmail box or paizo account
17:44:18 <Avatar> gmail
17:44:42 <Mort-> Sure didn't get anything from venture captains
17:44:46 <Mort-> Even in spam
17:45:17 <Avatar> maybe they don't like overpowered characters :(((
17:47:19 <Mort-> Hey avatar. That's called pulling my tail!
17:47:31 <Mort-> And I'm not overpowered.
17:47:40 <Mort-> Hey I'm mortal like anyone else
17:50:05 <Avatar> :)
17:50:16 <Avatar> you can be mortal and still be overpowered
17:52:11 * Mort- sneezes at avatar
17:52:23 <Mort-> Dude why do you say I'm oped.
17:53:37 <Mort-> Anyway mek what's darkwhites mail
17:53:52 <Mort-> Time to find my missing messages from my venture captain!
17:54:41 <Mort-> Qadira. Tick. Andoran. Tick. Silver crusade. Tick. Cheliax. Tick. Shadow lodge. Tick.
17:54:48 <Mort-> So many missing messages :(
17:59:31 <Avatar> they're not from darkwhite, they're from paizo
18:02:16 <Mort-> Maybe he can help me
18:02:23 <Mort-> I haven't gotten a single mail!
18:26:57 <Brunius> I swore I'd make an OP char for the RL campaign
18:27:00 <Brunius> By monday
18:27:13 <Brunius> My plan is to spam touch attacks with a gunslinger
18:27:25 <Brunius> Oh god
18:27:29 <Brunius> So many faction goals emails
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18:44:20 <Mort-> I didn't get any mails at all :(
18:44:51 <Brunius> Are you sure it's the mail that's linked to your paizo account
18:45:07 knf is now known as knfbny
18:45:49 <Mort-> Sure is since its the one all my characters are on
18:45:55 <Mort-> And my recorded sessions
18:46:11 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz67dr?Which-came-first-The-Character-Or-The-Character
18:46:20 <Mort-> For me its the sheet first
18:46:21 <Mort-> Always
18:46:32 <Brunius> Yeah, but what's the email address attached to your paizo account
18:46:39 <Brunius> Are you sure you're checking the right one?
18:46:48 <Brunius> the email should have come in about 8 hours ago
18:47:12 <Mort-> Yeah it is the right mail
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19:06:33 <Steven> sup
19:06:45 <Brunius> Steven!
19:06:48 <Brunius> How's it going
19:06:58 * Steven shrugs
19:10:05 <Steven> how ya doin?
19:10:26 <Brunius> Pretty OK on the whole
19:10:51 <Brunius> Spent like 4 hours today making two 20x25x10mm pieces...
19:11:11 <Steven> pieces of what?
19:11:16 <Brunius> Plastic
19:11:29 <Brunius> Had to cut them down from 70mm round plastic
19:11:33 <Brunius> pain in the ass..
19:14:48 <Steven> for what purpose?
19:15:05 <Brunius> stabilising a rotating cylinder
19:15:15 <Steven> fun fun?
19:15:21 <Brunius> oh hell yeah
19:15:27 <Steven> cool cool
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19:21:54 * Mekkis considers asking someone to run hdparm --drq-hsm-error /dev/sda as root
19:22:10 <Avatar> you can ask me
19:22:51 <Avatar> Brunius: do you have all factions covered
19:23:00 <Brunius> Not yet
19:23:07 <Brunius> Why would I have 10 characters man
19:23:12 <Brunius> I've got 7 factions
19:23:19 <Avatar> did you get 7 emails or 10 emails
19:23:24 <Brunius> 7
19:23:35 <Avatar> shit, good timing for me then
19:23:43 <Avatar> I only just registered my silver crusade guy like a week ago
19:23:56 <Mekkis> that's sad
19:24:11 <Avatar> why is that sad
19:24:13 <Mekkis> Grandmaster Torch sent a message to a long-dead adventurer
19:24:30 <Avatar> sorry ?
19:24:41 <Mekkis> my only shadow lodge character is dead
19:24:49 <Avatar> haha
19:24:51 <Mekkis> I shouldn't be reading the shadow lodge message
19:25:02 <Avatar> the guilt will haunt you for the rest of your life
19:25:12 <Brunius> Fairly sure I don't have a living Sczarni char either
19:25:28 <Avatar> I don't have a living andoran character
19:25:31 <Avatar> or taldor
19:25:33 <Brunius> Although I guess the leader of THAT faction wouldn't care
19:25:46 <Avatar> he'd care
19:25:50 <Avatar> it's one less guy he knows
19:26:03 <Mekkis> I think I intercepted a message from Lady Goriliana
19:26:09 <Mekkis> I don't have a Taldan
19:26:24 <Mekkis> I can understand Torch sending Mytiazair a message though
19:26:36 <Mekkis> given that Mytiazair did both Save, and Spare his life
19:26:38 <Avatar> what's the deal with the Varisian thing
19:26:47 <Avatar> I think they are talking about the hometown I chose for Snickers
19:26:52 <Brunius> ...
19:27:03 <Avatar> ...
19:27:08 <Brunius> Varisia is evidently the focus for season 5
19:27:22 <Avatar> the whole season in one place ?
19:27:29 <Brunius> focus
19:27:30 <Avatar> how would that work
19:27:40 <Brunius> The focus for season 3 was on Tian Xia, wasn't it?
19:27:41 <Avatar> like absalom
19:27:49 <Avatar> oh
19:27:50 <Brunius> Varisia is a nation, isn't it?
19:27:56 <Avatar> yeah
19:29:08 <Brunius> focus != sole setting
19:29:38 <Avatar> alright no need to get snarky
19:31:49 <Avatar> phuck it's cold
19:32:35 <Brunius> is it
19:34:19 <Avatar> have you got heating
19:34:27 <Brunius> i think so
19:34:31 <Brunius> no air con though
19:34:35 <Brunius> so it's a bitch in summer
19:40:12 <Mort-> I have no faction stuff
19:40:32 <Mort-> Bleh
19:48:52 <MekkisScreen> o learn Thassalonian
19:48:57 <MekkisScreen> and Varisian
19:49:29 <Brunius> My maguslinger actually has an unassigned language
19:49:34 <Brunius> I was gonna whack it into aquatic
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19:53:37 <Steven> back
19:53:44 <Steven> had to cook some food for the wench
19:53:51 <Steven> cue punch in like 10 seconds
19:53:57 <Steven> once sam glances over and reads that
19:54:13 <Steven> STOP THE FUCKIN PRESSES!
19:54:17 <Steven> she just went Meh
19:54:39 <Steven> methinks i need to wear some sort of kidney protection to bed tonight
19:54:48 <Steven> so.... whats crackin
19:56:43 <Steven> also... i just saw a blue shirt get killed on star trek
19:56:47 <Steven> woot woot!
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20:24:21 <Mort-> The guides speak of peppering people before they get to you
20:25:02 <Mort-> Unfortunately the last time we got javelined back
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21:23:38 <Mort-> I'm bad at letters
21:23:40 <MekkisScreen> you sure
21:23:45 <MekkisScreen> ?
21:23:52 <MekkisScreen> Grolschmir did
21:23:52 <Mort-> I don't know which mail box it went to
21:23:56 <Mort-> I have too many
21:23:59 <MekkisScreen> check your email
21:24:08 <MekkisScreen> how many is too many?
21:24:08 <Mort-> My paizo mail?
21:24:14 <MekkisScreen> I have about nine
21:24:29 <MekkisScreen> the email account associated with your paizo stuff
21:24:30 <Mort-> Email or paizo account
21:24:36 <Mort-> Nothing i think
21:25:10 <MekkisScreen> I get to choose a tiny, small or medium animal as a companion
21:25:15 <MekkisScreen> any suggestions?
21:25:22 <Mort-> Its clear. And all my characters have same paizo account
21:25:29 <Mort-> What you want to use it for
21:25:36 <Mort-> Does it level with you?
21:25:43 <MekkisScreen> companionship
21:25:47 <MekkisScreen> yes, it does
21:26:02 <MekkisScreen> and it's not limited to just the animal companion list
21:31:40 <Brunius> !vchargen
21:31:40 <diebot> Brunius, 4(1,2,1,1), 16(5,5,2,6), 12(4,4,4,4), 10(4,2,2,4), 8(1,2,3,3), 16(5,5,6,3)
21:32:09 <Mort-> Get a faerie dragon? :
21:32:13 <Mort-> :p
21:33:07 <MekkisScreen> animal
21:33:26 <MekkisScreen> tiny, small or medium
21:33:27 <Brunius> fuuuu
21:33:33 <MekkisScreen> kangaroo?
21:35:26 <MekkisScreen> giant frog?
21:35:34 <MekkisScreen> Deinonychus
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21:44:15 <MekkisScreen> Deinonychus is not really my idea of a good choice: it's very powerful
21:44:29 <MekkisScreen> and doesn't fit with concept
21:50:17 <Mort-> Blink dog? :d
21:50:25 <Mort-> Or bat
22:02:46 <MekkisScreen> blink dog is magical beast
22:02:58 <MekkisScreen> what part of animal don't you understand
22:08:45 <Mort-> Get a lemur! :d
22:10:04 <Mort-> Eagle!
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22:33:06 <MekkisScreen> Deceased should crate a lemur
22:33:57 <MekkisScreen> vietnamese today
22:34:41 <MekkisScreen> is there a statblock for a lemur?
22:34:49 <MekkisScreen> there is one for a lemure
22:39:12 <MekkisScreen> Also young giant spider
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22:55:59 <Mort-> Grab a weasel and call it a lemur :p
22:56:10 <Mort-> And don't crate me
22:57:27 <Hydrazine> get a platypus.
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23:38:17 <Mort-> It isn't on d20 :(
23:38:30 <Mort-> Can you get a seal?
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