// #melbourne — 2015-11-30
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00:00:00 <rockhard> just sending some love
00:00:00 <rockhard> https://www.facebook.com/GunsGadgetsNGals/videos/886058004820011/?pnref=story
00:01:00 <dematerialised> accurate caption is accurate
00:01:00 <rockhard> indeed
00:01:00 <Serenity> hoory shit
00:02:00 <Kate> how old ?
00:02:00 <dematerialised> 31
00:02:00 <dematerialised> single
00:02:00 <dematerialised> cuddly
00:02:00 <dematerialised> green eyes
00:02:00 <dematerialised> 6 inch uncut cock
00:02:00 <dematerialised> pm for cam2cam
00:02:00 <Kate> yeah not whoring now
00:02:00 <dematerialised> oh
00:03:00 <Kate> changed my name- duh
00:03:00 <dematerialised> a rose by any other name
00:03:00 <Kate> ;)
00:03:00 <dematerialised> ;)
00:03:00 <Kate> wa asking serenity how old did Ant turn>
00:04:00 <dematerialised> ant is also 31
00:04:00 <Kate> lol
00:04:00 <Kate> which makes serenity over 9000?
00:04:00 <Serenity> 8
00:04:00 <Kate> aw cute
00:05:00 <Kate> im in the process of buying the child xmas presents….
00:05:00 <Kate> she is getting some doll house with furniture...
00:05:00 <Kate> some rat family
00:05:00 <Kate> maybe cats
00:06:00 <Kate> and the rest, i have no idea...
00:07:00 <Serenity> i still havent finished christmas
00:07:00 <Serenity> lils getting some books.. shopkins stuff.. pokemon shit
00:07:00 <Kate> oh yeah sopkins is always good
00:07:00 <Serenity> ants got a remote heli.. a skateboard.. some stuff..
00:07:00 <Serenity> lol
00:07:00 <Kate> but she 800 bits
00:08:00 <Kate> i was going to get a bike, but im not risking any more injuries this year LOL
00:08:00 <Serenity> haha
00:08:00 <Kate> seriously the child is accident prone
00:08:00 <Serenity> ant needs a new bike he grown out of his
00:08:00 <Kate> yeah same with rory
00:08:00 <Kate> but she uses her scooter all the time
00:09:00 <Maurice> I havent even started christmas shopping :/
00:09:00 <Kate> her birthday is in april, so bike then… i thik
00:10:00 <Serenity> lils in march
00:10:00 <Serenity> shes put in an order for a 3ds
00:10:00 <Kate> Ive got some stuff on laybuy but can't even remember what I got…. i should check the docket
00:11:00 <Kate> mostly shit for other peeps kids
00:11:00 <Serenity> oh yer fuck that i only buy for mine
00:11:00 <rockhard> Maurice do you ust give your kids a backhander and end them to bed early
00:11:00 <Kate> yeah…. saves me buying for 800 adults
00:12:00 <Maurice> Only if they've been really good that year, rockhard
00:12:00 <Kate> lol
00:12:00 <Kate> gah im going to bed tired as
00:12:00 <Kate> nn
00:13:00 <charmingwittyguy> nini k9
00:13:00 <rockhard> charmingwittyguy you seem more like a Charming Understanding Nice Type
00:14:00 <charmingwittyguy> thats exactly what i am
00:14:00 <charmingwittyguy> but too many characters
00:14:00 <rockhard> you can just shorten it to CUNT
00:14:00 <charmingwittyguy> yeah but some people might misinterpret that
00:14:00 <rockhard> not a chance
00:46:00 <Serenity> cool
00:47:00 <charmingwittyguy> so cool
00:59:00 <Serenity> lol poor screws
00:59:00 <Serenity> its gonna take him 3 year to get the point again
01:01:00 <ella23> apparently he keeps going into other channels looking for me..
01:01:00 <charmingwittyguy> didnt know he was into crossdressers
01:01:00 <charmingwittyguy> thats interesting
01:02:00 <Serenity> why would he be looking for you?
01:02:00 <ella23> whos a crossdressser?
01:02:00 <ella23> i dont know lol babygrl just told me he has been.
01:02:00 <Serenity> you probably said hi to him once now he thinks you're dating
01:02:00 <charmingwittyguy> lol
01:02:00 <ella23> mmm .
01:02:00 <ella23> iunno Serenity
01:03:00 <charmingwittyguy> what i am saying ella23 is that your name is actually jarrad
01:03:00 <ella23> lol i love the shit some people come up with on irc its quite amusing
01:03:00 <charmingwittyguy> not there is anything wrong with that
01:04:00 <ella23> LOL
01:04:00 <ella23> do some of you have nothing else better to do than to sit here and cause shit ?
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> who's causing shit
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> im just saying your name is jarrad
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> cool your jets man
01:04:00 <ella23> but its not?
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> sheesh
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> ok thats fine
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> but im calling you jarrad
01:04:00 <charmingwittyguy> fyi
01:05:00 <xm> the only way you can prove you are a girl is by writng J-A-R-R-A-D on your titties
01:05:00 <charmingwittyguy> ^
01:05:00 <xm> you have no choice now
01:05:00 <ella23> my ex's name was jarrad who used to come on here and he used to use this comp to log into IRC.
01:05:00 <xm> you cant let this doubt go on
01:05:00 <ella23> hence wy it used to say jarrad
01:05:00 <xm> i remember a J-Rad (Jarrad) here. is that your ex?
01:05:00 <charmingwittyguy> ok jarrad
01:05:00 <ella23> xm yeah he's my ex..
01:06:00 <xm> and which city does he live in?
01:06:00 <ella23> mildura.
01:07:00 <charmingwittyguy> all im saying is dont lie about it man
01:07:00 <charmingwittyguy> im an internet detective
01:07:00 <charmingwittyguy> you cant fool me
01:07:00 <Serenity> you can show me your boozies if you want. its ok I have my own as well
01:08:00 <ella23> lol okay charmingwittyguy no worries.
01:08:00 <charmingwittyguy> yeah, send a pic of your tits with "jarrad" written on them
01:08:00 <charmingwittyguy> it can be in whiteboard marker
01:08:00 <charmingwittyguy> so it will wash out easy
01:08:00 <ella23> no thanks
01:09:00 <charmingwittyguy> ok doesnt have to be your tits
01:09:00 <charmingwittyguy> forearm works too
01:09:00 <Serenity> stop fucking cock blocking charmingwittyguy
01:09:00 <charmingwittyguy> haha
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> it just infuriates me with people lie
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> just say "ya got me"
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> and thats it
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> taco did that and now we dont care
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> super simple stuff
01:10:00 <xm> ella23, lmao
01:10:00 <xm> i mean
01:10:00 <xm> lmao
01:10:00 <xm> what did taco own up to?
01:10:00 <xm> (there are a few things)
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> that he wasnt a cop and that trevor == him
01:10:00 <xm> i see
01:10:00 <xm> well, we all knew both anyway
01:10:00 <charmingwittyguy> yeah
01:11:00 <Serenity> i even own up to shit thats not true
01:11:00 <Serenity> it keeps things fresh
01:11:00 <charmingwittyguy> hehe
01:11:00 <charmingwittyguy> if ella23 is a charming young innocent 23 year old girl then I apologise
01:11:00 <charmingwittyguy> but afaik it's jarrad
01:12:00 <Serenity> getting rocksmith for ant
01:12:00 <charmingwittyguy> nice
01:12:00 <Serenity> its like guitar hero but.. for real guitars
01:12:00 <charmingwittyguy> i liked the guitar pic with the wallpaper
01:12:00 <charmingwittyguy> perfect scene lol
01:13:00 <Serenity> haha
01:13:00 <Serenity> that wall paper is mad
01:13:00 <charmingwittyguy> yeah
01:14:00 <Serenity> he cant play yet, but i sat there watching him for a good 5 mins just playing away to himself lol
01:14:00 <Serenity> hes nuts
01:15:00 <milk> ne girls with veneral disease?
01:15:00 <charmingwittyguy> haha
01:16:00 <charmingwittyguy> n e girls with healthy obsession for cock pm for discrete chat
01:17:00 <milk> I know this girl with a rotten cunt who takes cocaine and heroin
01:18:00 <Serenity> thats nice
01:18:00 <charmingwittyguy> that's a rather unfortunate set of circumstances
01:18:00 <Serenity> now the question is
01:18:00 <charmingwittyguy> tim tams or no tim tams
01:18:00 <Serenity> is her cunt rotten because she takes cocain and heroin. or does she take heroin and cocain because she has a rotten cubnt
01:19:00 <milk> thats your opinion
01:19:00 <charmingwittyguy> it wasn't an opinion
01:19:00 <charmingwittyguy> it was an A/B answer grouping
01:19:00 <charmingwittyguy> you are meant to tell us which one is right
01:19:00 <charmingwittyguy> gosh
01:19:00 <milk> you were implying that people care
01:19:00 <charmingwittyguy> i do
01:20:00 <charmingwittyguy> and it sounds like Serenity does
01:20:00 <Serenity> a little
01:20:00 <Serenity> im pooping. and bored
01:20:00 <milk> whats more important is that she recieve appropriate medical attention
01:20:00 <charmingwittyguy> nah
01:20:00 <charmingwittyguy> our satisfied curiosities are more important
01:22:00 <Serenity> thats not what i asked though
01:22:00 <milk> whats important is that the bugs eat well
01:23:00 <Serenity> you're off your fucking head buddy
01:23:00 <charmingwittyguy> why are they all the same
01:23:00 <charmingwittyguy> it's like a factory
01:23:00 <Serenity> yeah no thanks
01:24:00 <Serenity> drugs charmingwittyguy
01:24:00 <Serenity> thats all i have
01:24:00 <charmingwittyguy> must be
01:24:00 <milk> tetanus cures aids
01:24:00 <charmingwittyguy> a bellend factory
01:25:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSrxQhDWlvI
01:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy [12'' Saddle Mix] Views: 2,910 Uploader: Strange Invitation Uploaded: Dec 22, 2014 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 5.00
01:29:00 <charmingwittyguy> holy shit
01:29:00 <charmingwittyguy> Loof isnt dead
01:30:00 <milk> I think they should drug test ops
01:30:00 <charmingwittyguy> why's that
01:31:00 <milk> its such a responsibility
01:31:00 <charmingwittyguy> not really
01:31:00 <charmingwittyguy> any idiot can do it
01:31:00 <charmingwittyguy> hell i had ops once
01:31:00 <milk> whats wrong?
01:32:00 <charmingwittyguy> have you been diagnosed with ADHD?
01:33:00 <charmingwittyguy> i think you should have yourself tested
01:33:00 <Serenity> is he accusing me of using drugs
01:33:00 <charmingwittyguy> no he's trying to suggest he is being unfairly portrayed as a drug affected person and that ops have no place reminding him of that fact because they are in positions of power
01:33:00 <charmingwittyguy> or something
01:33:00 <Serenity> oh right
01:33:00 <charmingwittyguy> same argument dole bludgers use against centrelink employees
01:36:00 <charmingwittyguy> to put it into perspective they think im a cop
01:37:00 <Serenity> lol
01:39:00 <Serenity> god that breeze coming through is so cold i thought the ac got turned on
01:40:00 <charmingwittyguy> haha yeah
01:40:00 <charmingwittyguy> i had to go close the back of the house up
01:40:00 <charmingwittyguy> im like christ almight thats a bit nipply
01:41:00 <milk> its the black friday/cyber monday sales
01:42:00 <milk> I bought this: https://jlist.com/pre6606
01:43:00 <charmingwittyguy> cool
01:50:00 <British^Meat> cum sock
01:53:00 <charmingwittyguy> BMP just quietly
01:53:00 <charmingwittyguy> that was a bit random
01:57:00 <Serenity> wheres ella23 gone
01:57:00 <Serenity> i wanna see some tits
01:58:00 <Serenity> ive seen yours tho
01:58:00 <Serenity> i need new material
01:58:00 <charmingwittyguy> you've seen one
01:58:00 <charmingwittyguy> side on
01:58:00 <Serenity> ive seen them both
01:58:00 <Serenity> front on
01:58:00 <Serenity> all with the rest of you if you recall
01:58:00 <charmingwittyguy> i don't
01:58:00 <charmingwittyguy> was i high?
01:59:00 <Serenity> check your phone messages lol
01:59:00 <Serenity> old texts
01:59:00 <Serenity> oh wait you got a new phone
01:59:00 <charmingwittyguy> are you saying i sent you a full body nude?
01:59:00 <Serenity> yes i am
01:59:00 <charmingwittyguy> ...
01:59:00 <Serenity> lol.
01:59:00 <charmingwittyguy> why the hell would i do that lol
01:59:00 <Serenity> because im good at what i do
01:59:00 <Serenity> obv
02:00:00 <charmingwittyguy> nah im gonna go with high/drunk/both
02:00:00 <Serenity> i dont care what you were i still got the pic
02:00:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00:00 <charmingwittyguy> lol
02:00:00 <charmingwittyguy> fairymuff
02:00:00 <Serenity> if i hadnt lost all my nudes in the great format of 2015 i could send it back to you haha
02:00:00 <charmingwittyguy> lol no ty
02:01:00 <charmingwittyguy> im not sure anyone deserves that horror
02:01:00 <charmingwittyguy> im sorry
02:02:00 <Serenity> i just checked the sms folder to make sure its not in there its not.. but a picture of a horse cock is
02:02:00 <charmingwittyguy> haha
02:02:00 <charmingwittyguy> see now that I can believe
02:03:00 <Serenity> haha
02:23:00 <Serenity> woahhh
02:23:00 <Serenity> i can hear the acdc concert
02:23:00 <Serenity> people cheering n shit
02:33:00 <charmingwittyguy> where is it?
02:36:00 <Serenity> domain stadium
02:36:00 <Serenity> subi
02:36:00 <charmingwittyguy> surely you cant hear it from there lol
02:37:00 <Serenity> yep could hear the fireworks and the crowd going nuts
02:37:00 <Serenity> the winds carrying the sound
02:37:00 <charmingwittyguy> thats impressive
02:38:00 <Serenity> subi is like.. just over there
02:38:00 <charmingwittyguy> its on the other side of perth lol
02:38:00 <Serenity> 12km or some shit
02:38:00 <Serenity> for you
02:39:00 <charmingwittyguy> i call shenanigans on your map measuring
02:39:00 <Serenity> blame google
02:39:00 <Serenity> its 12ks to subi from here we can see the lights of the stadium some nights
02:40:00 <charmingwittyguy> nah put the pipe down m8
02:40:00 <Serenity> rofl where do you think i live
02:40:00 <Serenity> in fact thats to the centre of subi domain stadium is like 10.8km from here
02:41:00 <charmingwittyguy> nonsense
02:41:00 <Serenity> lol
02:44:00 <faux> soobi
02:45:00 <charmingwittyguy> just gorn down to soobi for some tapas m8
02:45:00 <Serenity> dickheadville
02:45:00 <Serenity> with their tiny bins
02:45:00 <charmingwittyguy> haha
02:47:00 <Serenity> had $8 coffee
02:47:00 <Serenity> had = and
02:48:00 <charmingwittyguy> and the "no plebs" club
02:48:00 <Serenity> i dont know much about clubs im not that cool
02:48:00 <charmingwittyguy> ex-shithole club gets new owner, says plebs arent allowed
02:48:00 <Serenity> i see
02:49:00 <charmingwittyguy> never mind nobody actually wants to go to subiaco
02:49:00 <Serenity> subi is for old people who dudes with hipster beards
02:49:00 <Serenity> and no one really cares about either of them
02:49:00 <charmingwittyguy> and*
02:49:00 <Serenity> lol yes
02:49:00 <Serenity> im tired
02:50:00 <charmingwittyguy> subacio is basically leederville but far more pretentious lol
02:50:00 <Serenity> ive only been up there a couple times and all times was to go to the hospital
02:51:00 <milk> subiaco is dead from fake micheal and claire
02:51:00 <milk> all the shops are closed
02:51:00 <milk> I can only assume the doctors ate everyone
02:52:00 <milk> anyway, they are building the new stadium, so thats the end of subiaco
02:53:00 <charmingwittyguy> did milk actually say something relevant to the topic of conversation?
02:53:00 <charmingwittyguy> but yes
02:53:00 <charmingwittyguy> you are correct
02:54:00 <Serenity> i think so.. im scared
02:54:00 <milk> they are all trying to move into my neighbourhood
02:54:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone is actively trying to move to armadale
02:55:00 <milk> I went faggot shooting on friday night
02:55:00 <charmingwittyguy> is that where you jizz on their faces?
02:56:00 <milk> about 50 cops showed up when I shot the faker faggot couple and then the rest of them colesi'd
02:56:00 <charmingwittyguy> milk you were doing so well
02:56:00 <Serenity> that didnt happen
02:56:00 <Serenity> you were smoking shards playing gtav
02:56:00 <charmingwittyguy> lol
02:57:00 <milk> blew their dicks off with the shotty
02:58:00 <Serenity> huffing tarzans grip
02:59:00 <charmingwittyguy> speaking of i need some of that to finish fixing my phone
03:00:00 <charmingwittyguy> i was lazy and didnt get any double-sided adhesive
03:00:00 <charmingwittyguy> or i suppose i could just buy some double-sided adhesive tape...
03:00:00 <Serenity> rofl
03:01:00 <Serenity> i think it might just be bed time
03:02:00 <charmingwittyguy> just about
03:02:00 <milk> anyway, the SS are dressing up like transvestites to scare children now
03:06:00 <ShadowLurker> i hope you choke on a cock n die
03:07:00 <charmingwittyguy> so violent
03:08:00 <Serenity> 3:49
03:08:00 <Serenity> oops
03:08:00 <milk> I dont understand why you have to give each other breast augmentations to be the real one, especially when you're men
03:08:00 <charmingwittyguy> lol wtf
03:08:00 <Serenity> what the hell
03:09:00 <charmingwittyguy> you are the real one Serenity
03:09:00 <charmingwittyguy> i am the men
03:10:00 <Serenity> uhh ok
03:11:00 <milk> just waiting till my psychiatrist is called Dr Micheal Claire
03:11:00 <charmingwittyguy> someone get this person a towel, they are dribbling
03:12:00 <Serenity> ok im going to bed
03:12:00 <Serenity> o/
03:12:00 <charmingwittyguy> nini
03:12:00 <charmingwittyguy> \o
03:12:00 <milk> should seen the size of this baldy that came past here the other day, easily over 8 foot
03:14:00 <milk> is Spanish Blues and German Gold still the big thing?
07:40:00 <thestig> too early
07:59:00 <faux> not here
07:59:00 <faux> *_*
08:11:00 <How> morning all.
08:16:00 <thestig> :o
08:16:00 <thestig> morning faux
08:21:00 <faux> morning
09:54:00 <MrMark> yawn
10:03:00 <stebie> g'morning peeps
10:05:00 <thestig> stebieeeeee
10:36:00 <stebie> stiggyyyyyyyyy
10:36:00 <stebie> ^___^
10:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stigggy ya nutter
10:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> woohoo getting my tax in the next few days :D
11:10:00 <Alleenkatze> Mmm tax
11:10:00 <Alleenkatze> Used e-tax or an accountant?
11:24:00 <thestig> snoooopyyy
12:28:00 <recluse> Test
12:35:00 <MrMark> Testicles
12:36:00 <BlackDevil> ballstestsac
12:42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> testicular
12:43:00 <stebie> fantesticular
12:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> baballs
12:50:00 <British^Meat> love spuds
12:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> POTATO
12:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I can count to POTATO
12:51:00 <British^Meat> P O T A T O E S
12:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my son can count to 12 now he is only 2 lol
13:18:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmm firefoxes auto correct doesnt want to accept alright as a word
13:18:00 <British^Meat> i dont think ive ever seen anyone type/write all right
13:24:00 <faux> zz
13:27:00 <British^Meat> no peeps n freaks?
13:27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> peeeeeeps n freeeeeeks
13:30:00 <British^Meat> indeed
13:47:00 <gs69azza> holy fuck what a morning
13:48:00 <BlackDevil> alright is a word
13:48:00 <BlackDevil> so i would be confused as well
13:49:00 <BlackDevil> but all right is the right word
13:52:00 <British^Meat> indeed alright is right as is all right. I type alright, its all right and alright
13:58:00 <recluse> Considering marriage vis irc. No sex, no romance, no real life meetings, no cash, seperate li es just bragg8 b ri g ts
13:59:00 <recluse> Bragging rights not marriage rights
14:00:00 <British^Meat> huh?
14:01:00 <recluse> Im considering have irc marriages
14:02:00 <recluse> Maybe not i sure so e of tbese bogan ladies here have rich lawyerz o retainer just for guys likeme tofuck up
14:03:00 <British^Meat> I dont think i want to talk to you
14:13:00 <recluse> British muslim
14:20:00 <Alleenkatze> Aren't all Brits going to be Muslim soon anyway.
14:24:00 <British^Meat> yup, coz muslims, hallal and the koran didnt exist in the UK b4 911
14:24:00 <British^Meat> Its spreading like wildfire, and it MUST be stopped
14:25:00 <British^Meat> lol, just kidding, it doesnt bother me at all
15:35:00 <TheRon> so cmon babe let's kiss this thing goodbye
16:06:00 <TheRon> getting away with all messed up
16:11:00 <TheRon> kobe bryant is retiring after this season
16:11:00 <TheRon> giving him more time to rape women
16:42:00 <charmingwittyguy> you're all under arrest
16:42:00 <charmingwittyguy> for being too delicious
16:44:00 <TheRon> REM - drive
16:45:00 <MrMark> i dont want a lover....i just need a friend
16:45:00 <TheRon> texas
16:45:00 <MrMark> legendary
16:45:00 <TheRon> i just know shit
16:46:00 <MrMark> legendary song i meant
16:46:00 <MrMark> :P
16:46:00 <TheRon> my mistake
16:48:00 <TheRon> travis - driftwood
16:50:00 <MrMark> welcome to your life...theres no turning back
16:53:00 <MrMark> Tears for Fears....one of the greatest songs ever
16:54:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
16:54:00 <TheRon> counting crows - rain king
16:55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:57:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/ZW1Vx.jpg lol cute
16:58:00 <dematerialised> :p
16:58:00 <TheRon> that kid could be mine
16:58:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/ynlaBp3zIro
16:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Return of the Confused Travolta Views: 53,463 Uploader: Burt Rutherford Uploaded: Nov 9, 2015 Duration: 0m19s Rating: 4.94
17:27:00 <zaim> http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/images/wallpaper/PIA15279-1920x1200.jpg
17:32:00 <dematerialised> there's human scientists on mars!
17:35:00 <Doodle> The setting is JPL's Mars Yard testing area.
17:35:00 <Doodle> sry
17:35:00 <dematerialised> why must you crush my imagination
17:35:00 <Doodle> cos i take pleasure in it
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> in ur assholes
17:45:00 <faux> no ty
18:00:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
18:05:00 <thestig> yawnnnn so tired
18:07:00 <Floss> herp
18:16:00 <simba> herp
18:16:00 <simba> i remember when people used to type herp da derp
18:16:00 <simba> and i wanted to fucking kill them
18:17:00 <Serenity> skirmish still does
18:17:00 <Serenity> coincidense?
18:17:00 <simba> coincidense?
18:18:00 <simba> skirmish has the "i can count to potato" meme framed above his mantle
18:18:00 <simba> and the mantle just has pictures of himself
18:18:00 <Serenity> shut up we all know i cant spell ok
18:18:00 <thestig> herp da derppp
18:19:00 <thestig> hi sezza
18:20:00 <Serenity> hey
18:20:00 <Floss> i like it cause it rminds me of swedish chef
18:21:00 <thestig> lol
18:21:00 <Floss> i shouldntve put the doona on the couch :/
18:21:00 <Floss> ive made a nest
18:21:00 <Serenity> mmm nest
18:22:00 <Serenity> im in need of a blanket fort
18:23:00 <Floss> do it
18:23:00 <Floss> with a password for bots
18:24:00 <simba> the password is "orgy"
18:25:00 <simba> Alleenkatze
18:28:00 <Serenity> the password is bite my bite
18:28:00 <simba> i think hes the guy that used 2 come on a couple years ago and told me we should write comedy together
18:28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how many mladys r there here
18:32:00 <faux> bite my bite
18:34:00 <simba> bite game a1 af
18:42:00 <faux> geoss
19:15:00 <couleurs> Ah G'Day Folks
19:24:00 <couleurs> Fine.
19:28:00 <couleurs> it's raining it's pouring the old B1's snoreing!!!!!!!
19:29:00 <dematerialised> why's everyone always picking on meee
19:31:00 <Serenity> because you look like a girl and you sit down to pee
19:31:00 <dematerialised> nice
19:32:00 <Serenity> oh dang i fucked that up
19:33:00 <stebie> You sound like a girl.
19:34:00 <dematerialised> thats due do an unfortunate tee-ball accident
19:40:00 <couleurs> pics
20:19:00 <Trevor> if that puss got a bush im like nope, hairy pussy bitch you the type that has herps
20:20:00 <faux> shut up
20:21:00 <dematerialised> nigga you just got ROASTED
20:21:00 <dematerialised> yeow!
20:24:00 <dematerialised> hi Lumeah sxc bb
20:24:00 <couleurs> kane, bane's bro? xDDDD fkn luv batmen bro
20:25:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8k3b-QNbhs
20:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Content Aware Scale - "Show me your war face!" Views: 439,210 Uploader: Nathan B Uploaded: Dec 28, 2013 Duration: 0m45s Rating: 4.96
20:25:00 <dematerialised> this film is me personified
20:26:00 <couleurs> lol
20:26:00 <couleurs> yep, starship troopers is gr8
20:26:00 <dematerialised> indeed
20:33:00 <doctor> I liked Jeniffer Aniston in that movie
20:34:00 <faux> jenifer afghanistan
20:34:00 <doctor> I like how she has a thing for Joey but she always goes back to Monica
20:34:00 <faux> lmao
20:34:00 <faux> i love that u capitalised their names
20:34:00 <faux> utmost importance for friends character a
20:34:00 <faux> s
20:34:00 <doctor> of course
20:35:00 <doctor> fibi not so much, she's a fucking idiot
20:35:00 <couleurs> big bang theory is the new friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:35:00 <doctor> Yeah I love science now because of that show. It's soooo hilar
20:36:00 <Immutable> hey me sad cuz engineer
20:36:00 <doctor> Bazoomba!
20:36:00 <Immutable> oh shelldore
20:36:00 <doctor> pfft, engineers aren't scientists. nerds are scientists
20:37:00 <Immutable> engineers are applied scientists sucka mah dic
20:37:00 <doctor> my great uncle roger was an engineer but he was just a smelly yob
20:37:00 <faux> SY
20:38:00 <dematerialised> ive been an engineer since 98
20:38:00 <doctor> yeah, well you're not a scientist. do i make myself clear?
20:38:00 <couleurs> Penny is a Sciencetits
20:38:00 <doctor> llloll
20:38:00 <dematerialised> scientists lay the foundations for me
20:39:00 <dematerialised> i build upon the
20:39:00 <dematerialised> m
20:39:00 <Immutable> pennoi I went dere
20:42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/X10qYFh.jpg
20:42:00 <doctor> wow bobby transitioned well
20:43:00 <couleurs> from boy cartoon to woman irl thing
20:43:00 <couleurs> #fuckbruce
20:44:00 <dematerialised> for the record i wouldnt fuck bruce
20:44:00 <faux> loooll
20:45:00 <Lumeah> who's bruce
20:45:00 <dematerialised> someone totally out of your league honey
20:46:00 <Lumeah> is he that bad ?
20:46:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:47:00 <Immutable> iggy azaelea her ass is toight son
20:54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hDQSiDe.png
20:55:00 <couleurs> HeHEheh #nerdjoke
20:55:00 <dematerialised> great
20:55:00 <couleurs> Boznigo!
20:56:00 <Picard> evening
20:56:00 <dematerialised> hi sexy
20:56:00 <Picard> lol u idiot
20:56:00 <Picard> brb
20:56:00 <dematerialised> how are you tonight
20:57:00 <faux> brb wanking cos someone called me sexy
20:57:00 <faux> -- picArd
20:57:00 <dematerialised> lol
21:02:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD4w9G-it_4
21:02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: You Give Way! Views: 31,474 Uploader: Dash Cam Owners Australia Uploaded: Nov 30, 2015 Duration: 0m46s Rating: 4.78
21:02:00 <couleurs> lolol
21:03:00 <Picard> back
21:03:00 <Picard> im well thanks
21:03:00 <Picard> fuck off faux
21:03:00 <faux> i will do no such thing
21:04:00 <Picard> ok
21:06:00 <Zade> hello Picard
21:16:00 <Picard> zade
21:22:00 <couleurs> Picard, Tiger Tamer.
21:29:00 <couleurs> BBL CSI CYBER
21:31:00 <zaim> run dos run
21:31:00 <zaim> c dos run
21:33:00 <couleurs> hacked ur MAC address via ur Wi-Fi network 2 prove u bean cat fishen me zaim
21:33:00 <couleurs> u r so under arrest
21:39:00 <zaim> dont make me visual basic the user interface
22:00:00 <partay> wow
22:24:00 <Picard> partay
22:36:00 <dematerialised> its all personally
22:48:00 <baz> of course
22:49:00 <baz> Ralph Fiennes has nice eyes.
22:50:00 <couleurs> Supernintendo Chalmers.
22:50:00 <baz> thanks Wiggum
22:56:00 <dematerialised> don't ever fucken cook again
22:57:00 <couleurs> hehe good 1
22:58:00 <baz> to coffee or not to coffee... when I have to go to bed soon
22:58:00 <amelia> thats my fave simpson quote ever
22:58:00 <amelia> super nintendo chalmers
22:58:00 <dematerialised> excuse me this is a mens conversation
22:58:00 <dematerialised> LEAVE
22:59:00 <Serenity> you shut your face
22:59:00 <amelia> i will slit thay fuckin neck of yours
22:59:00 <baz> so sexist
22:59:00 <baz> lol
22:59:00 <dematerialised> i would like to see you try meels
23:00:00 <dematerialised> i will kick you in the eye
23:00:00 <amelia> straight across the jugular
23:00:00 <amelia> not my eyes
23:00:00 <dematerialised> the very same
23:01:00 <dematerialised> someone go put the bins out for me
23:01:00 <dematerialised> ty
23:01:00 <baz> done
23:01:00 <dematerialised> thanks love
23:01:00 <baz> look outside your window
23:01:00 <dematerialised> it looks strangely like my bins havent moved
23:01:00 <amelia> I rather sit here and do nuffin but talk shit on irc
23:02:00 <dematerialised> thats the spirit
23:02:00 <dematerialised> im watching failarmy redneck videos
23:04:00 <Serenity> put ur own fkn bins out kunt
23:04:00 <dematerialised> nah fuckya
23:04:00 <dematerialised> i've done my service for this country
23:04:00 <dematerialised> you do it
23:05:00 <amelia> jus kick em over
23:05:00 <baz> it's time to take out the trash *American accent*
23:06:00 <dematerialised> shake it baby
23:06:00 <dematerialised> damn you ugly
23:06:00 <dematerialised> peice a cake!
23:06:00 <baz> piece*
23:07:00 <dematerialised> peice*
23:07:00 <Serenity> peace*
23:07:00 <Doodle> pees
23:07:00 <baz> pierce*
23:07:00 <amelia> dorks x4
23:08:00 <baz> calling people dorks on IRC is kind of redundant
23:08:00 <baz> ooo snap, go baz
23:08:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> did you know a dork is a whale penis :P
23:08:00 <amelia> if i wanted to actually insult anyone, i wouldn't be calling them dorks
23:09:00 <dematerialised> she'd be making fun of their inadequacy
23:09:00 <Doodle> excuse me i am not a dork
23:09:00 <baz> she's crafty, she'd choose words that'd sting more
23:09:00 <Doodle> i just look like one
23:10:00 <Serenity> loll
23:10:00 <Serenity> clawk
23:12:00 <amelia> i bored
23:12:00 <amelia> someone tell a joke
23:12:00 <dematerialised> what do you call two irishmen walking into a pub?
23:12:00 <dematerialised> thirsty
23:12:00 <amelia> ahUahauHauHauaAhuaAhuAuahuAhHua
23:12:00 <amelia> moar
23:13:00 <Doodle> demanding
23:13:00 <Doodle> ur such hard work gertie
23:15:00 <dematerialised> We hope you enjoyed your free* trial^ joke. Subscribe for more# funny jokes by sending the message "more" to dematerialised
23:15:00 <Doodle> its a tarp
23:15:00 <baz> I have a few terrible jokes.
23:16:00 <baz> such as, why are ghosts such bad liars?
23:16:00 <dematerialised> because you can see right through them
23:16:00 <baz> because you can see right through them.
23:16:00 <dematerialised> TERRIBLE
23:16:00 <baz> hey, I delivered my promise.
23:16:00 <dematerialised> true
23:16:00 <baz> what is a vampire's favourite fruit?
23:16:00 <baz> the nectarine
23:17:00 <baz> um, what else...
23:17:00 <couleurs> Supernintendo Chalmers.
23:17:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
23:17:00 <amelia> cereals wins
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:18:00 <dematerialised> hi hotslut
23:18:00 <baz> what did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
23:18:00 <baz> Wasa-B!
23:18:00 <amelia> ahhaha
23:18:00 <couleurs> Mmmmmm. Cereal.
23:18:00 <Serenity> oh cute
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there mr charming
23:18:00 <dematerialised> ;)
23:18:00 <baz> what does a nosey pepper do?
23:18:00 <baz> it gets jalapeño business!
23:19:00 <Doodle> olawd
23:19:00 <baz> that's right
23:20:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CM0YszlUAAIc2EB.jpg:large
23:20:00 <Doodle> olawdy!
23:20:00 <Doodle> lawks-a-lawdy
23:20:00 <amelia> would luff a box of yummy flavoured cuppycakes right about meow
23:20:00 <baz> have you heard about the new movie Constipation?
23:20:00 <amelia> or donuts
23:20:00 <baz> no? that's cos it hasn't come out yet.
23:20:00 <Doodle> i would love a box rn
23:20:00 <dematerialised> mmm donuts
23:21:00 <dematerialised> i only went to kk's a few days ago though
23:21:00 <dematerialised> it would be too much
23:21:00 <amelia> noooo not those types
23:21:00 <amelia> not from kk
23:21:00 <Serenity> hot cinnamon doughnuts
23:21:00 <amelia> the ones where they inject em
23:21:00 <Serenity> hnnngggngngngn fb gngg
23:21:00 <Doodle> :/
23:21:00 <dematerialised> inject?
23:21:00 <dematerialised> please explain
23:21:00 <dematerialised> like jam donuts?
23:21:00 <amelia> from topd up i think it called
23:21:00 <amelia> nahhh
23:21:00 <Serenity> doughnut plebs
23:22:00 <dematerialised> donuts you god damn imperialist
23:22:00 <amelia> imagine those cinnamon donuts
23:22:00 <baz> my goodness
23:22:00 <amelia> but big ones
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm hot cinnamon ones
23:22:00 <baz> eat a salad fatties
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:22:00 <amelia> filled with nutella flavours
23:22:00 <amelia> or mars bar flavour
23:22:00 <dematerialised> ohhhhh right
23:22:00 <baz> jokes
23:22:00 <Serenity> no its doughnuts you yanky fuck bag
23:22:00 <amelia> or peanut butter flavours
23:22:00 <dematerialised> that sounds delicious
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat my salad
23:22:00 <Doodle> hehee
23:22:00 <amelia> or my fave; lemon curd flavour
23:22:00 <Doodle> yum
23:22:00 <Serenity> yum
23:22:00 <amelia> i fink its curd i dunno but its lemon
23:22:00 <dematerialised> kk's decadents were like that
23:22:00 <dematerialised> i dunno if they still do them
23:22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/pb72Nhh.gifv
23:22:00 <amelia> kks aint shit
23:22:00 <amelia> do you read me
23:22:00 <dematerialised> i heartily disagree
23:23:00 <Doodle> i wish i ate donuts
23:23:00 <baz> fuck all those crappy franchise donut places
23:23:00 <Serenity> i want a pie.. and a nutella milkshake
23:23:00 <Doodle> actually no i dont
23:23:00 <amelia> ok dis is never gonna work
23:23:00 <baz> there are amazing cafes all over Melbourne that do super awesome delicious donuts
23:23:00 <baz> premium ones
23:23:00 <Serenity> none of us are in melb
23:23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:23:00 <dematerialised> amelia all good relationships are full of arguments and disagreements
23:23:00 <dematerialised> we ahve to work through this together ok
23:23:00 <baz> lol
23:23:00 <Serenity> cept doodle
23:23:00 <baz> fair enough
23:23:00 <baz> well that's a shame
23:23:00 <Doodle> i'm not in melb
23:23:00 <baz> we have an amazing cafe culture
23:23:00 <baz> and there are some crazy awesome donuts around
23:24:00 <amelia> i hate puting effort in to most things
23:24:00 <dematerialised> please think of the children
23:24:00 <Serenity> you are in melb just the samr as you all think everyone from wa is in perth
23:24:00 <Doodle> excuse me
23:24:00 <Doodle> i do not think that
23:24:00 <Serenity> You're excused
23:24:00 <baz> lol Serenity, that's true
23:24:00 <baz> ooo snap
23:24:00 <Doodle> i just think everyone from wa should be fenced off
23:24:00 <Serenity> we wish we were
23:24:00 <Serenity> so you germs didnt keep coming in
23:25:00 <baz> ooo snap again
23:25:00 <baz> snap snap snappity snap
23:25:00 <dematerialised> i fully agree there should be a smelly eastern states-proof fence
23:25:00 <amelia> m8
23:25:00 <amelia> we are the money state
23:25:00 <amelia> fence us off and fuck off from all our mining $$
23:25:00 <partay> You are the depressed state
23:25:00 <Doodle> the money state (2009-2016)
23:25:00 <amelia> keep your federation square
23:25:00 <dematerialised> there's a reason why our borders dont have checkpoints when we leave, only when you come back from the infected wastelands of the eastern states
23:25:00 <dematerialised> :3
23:26:00 <amelia> we got a mother fuckin bell tower ok
23:26:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:26:00 <Serenity> lool
23:26:00 <Doodle> dont they get excited
23:26:00 <amelia> bwahah
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> a bell tower
23:26:00 <baz> lol Federation Square
23:26:00 <amelia> ahahahahaua
23:26:00 <Doodle> i have a ball tower
23:26:00 <baz> such a remote town resident thing to point out
23:26:00 <Serenity> yeah meelz
23:26:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA first thing i thought of
23:26:00 <Serenity> u remote town thing u
23:26:00 <amelia> actually sydney harbour bridge was
23:27:00 <amelia> but yeah.
23:27:00 <couleurs> Monorail!
23:27:00 <baz> my best friend moved to Perth a couple of years ago
23:27:00 <baz> she likes it
23:27:00 <baz> says there's good and bad things about it
23:27:00 <Serenity> take her back
23:27:00 <amelia> oh so like most things then
23:27:00 <baz> aw but why, she's a lovely gal, I promise.
23:27:00 <amelia> thanks
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:28:00 <Serenity> lol
23:28:00 <dematerialised> course she likes it, it's better
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> does she like swans?
23:28:00 <Serenity> i always feel like when they think of perth they think it's like kalgoorlie or something
23:28:00 <baz> valid, amelia, valid
23:28:00 <Serenity> i laugh
23:28:00 <baz> I was going to say that to be clear, but was celebs.
23:28:00 <amelia> watering holes n shit
23:28:00 <Serenity> red dirt
23:28:00 <baz> well you can't get around the fact that it's very small
23:28:00 <baz> and there's not much
23:28:00 <amelia> YOU TOSSAS FORGET WE HAVE THE BEST BEACHES
23:29:00 <baz> great as it may be in some things
23:29:00 <amelia> best weather
23:29:00 <Doodle> not that any of you go to them
23:29:00 <Serenity> it was "very small" 10 years ago
23:29:00 <baz> we don't forget that
23:29:00 <amelia> and prob the best girls
23:29:00 <Doodle> ohh boo hoo theres a few sharks we cant go to the beach
23:29:00 <baz> the beaches are the only positive thing we have to say to tourists when Perth ever comes up
23:29:00 <amelia> (jus thought I'd throw that in)
23:29:00 <baz> lol
23:29:00 <dematerialised> i'd rather my "small" green capital city than the risk of being stabbed or pissed on using public transport
23:29:00 <baz> we can't think of anything else
23:29:00 <Doodle> who uses pt
23:29:00 <Doodle> poor ppl
23:29:00 <baz> great weather, good beaches....
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:29:00 <baz> end of convo.
23:29:00 <dematerialised> like
23:29:00 <amelia> excuse me
23:29:00 <dematerialised> who has double story trains
23:29:00 <dematerialised> honestly
23:29:00 <amelia> bell tower
23:30:00 <Trevor> geez i love myself and alien conspiracy theories
23:30:00 <Serenity> theyre used to their povo trains
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> double story trains…
23:30:00 <baz> lol
23:30:00 <Doodle> trains
23:30:00 <dematerialised> and a MONORAIL
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought every state had them
23:30:00 <Doodle> are for people who dont have cars
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> MONO doh
23:30:00 <dematerialised> hello Springfield!
23:30:00 <partay> amelia and the most cray cray bitches
23:30:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, syd doesn't have a monorail
23:30:00 <Serenity> no theurr for people who dont like traffic or parking fees
23:30:00 <Doodle> poor ppl
23:30:00 <amelia> you guys got fuckin Picard
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Syd has light rail
23:31:00 <Doodle> if they work harder they can have a car
23:31:00 <amelia> case closed
23:31:00 <partay> you don't have Doodle
23:31:00 <Serenity> ok you throw away $20 a day parking lol
23:31:00 <Doodle> and not breathe in each others sweat
23:31:00 <Serenity> not my money
23:31:00 <dematerialised> we'll take doodle
23:31:00 <dematerialised> you can keep the rest
23:31:00 <Doodle> piss off $20 a day parking
23:31:00 <baz> yeah but you see, that would such if he were in Perth amelia
23:31:00 <Doodle> i parked right out the front of my work
23:31:00 <amelia> hmmm Doodle can have a trial
23:31:00 <Doodle> for free
23:31:00 <baz> but you forget that Melbourne is a much larger city
23:31:00 <Doodle> all day
23:31:00 <amelia> he is not accepted yet
23:31:00 <baz> which a much larger population
23:31:00 <baz> so it's actually okay, we can tolerate it
23:31:00 <Serenity> good for you its not like that here
23:31:00 <dematerialised> what shall the trial be amelia
23:31:00 <Doodle> 2 many poor ppl
23:31:00 <amelia> WELL
23:31:00 <baz> such = suck*
23:31:00 <Serenity> yeah nah
23:32:00 <Doodle> what am i being trailled for
23:32:00 <Trevor> baz, when you say "larger", please define your yard stick used for measurement
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> melb is great - you'll never get lost in the city
23:32:00 <Doodle> ?
23:32:00 <amelia> i am not sure i need to think on this
23:32:00 <baz> Trevor, make me
23:32:00 <baz> lol
23:32:00 <amelia> perhaps he can provide donuts as #1 test
23:32:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sydney…. i get lost all the time
23:32:00 <Trevor> well then, melb isn't a larger city
23:32:00 <Trevor> ur full of shit
23:32:00 <dematerialised> full of shit m8
23:32:00 <baz> Sydney's shitly arranged
23:32:00 <baz> that's why
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
23:32:00 <Doodle> melb is a larger city than the city i live in
23:32:00 <baz> we're very orderly arranged
23:32:00 <Trevor> baz, melb is full of shit ppl
23:33:00 <dematerialised> full of junkies
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you move to melb trevor?
23:33:00 <Trevor> nope
23:33:00 <Doodle> wow lots of melb bashing for a #melb channel
23:33:00 <baz> Trevor, have you gotten to know most of them?
23:33:00 <Doodle> maybe you should all fuck off home
23:33:00 <baz> well I'm sure Perth is full of backwards people
23:33:00 <baz> who if they lived in the US
23:33:00 <amelia> fuck melbourne
23:33:00 <baz> would vote for Trump or something
23:33:00 <baz> lol
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:33:00 <Doodle> fuck off home
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd vote for trumps wig
23:33:00 <Trevor> Doodle, I am home
23:33:00 <Doodle> me 2
23:33:00 <Serenity> me2
23:33:00 <Trevor> melb is still shit
23:33:00 <Doodle> crazy
23:33:00 <amelia> today i wasnt wearing my glasses and i seen donald trump singing on the tv and i was like wtf since when does he sing
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like melb. It's nice and cusie
23:34:00 <partay> trump
23:34:00 <amelia> then i squinted n saw that it was john farnam
23:34:00 <partay> fuck me
23:34:00 <Doodle> hehee
23:34:00 <Serenity> loiiiiiol lo k
23:34:00 <partay> what a tool
23:34:00 <baz> that's a great argument Trevor, intelligently made.
23:34:00 <Serenity> loooooool
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ amelia
23:34:00 <baz> lmao amelia
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought farnam gave up singing over 9000 years ago
23:34:00 <Trevor> baz, the only thing that melb has going for it is their culture... which is idential to the culture of every major city in every western country around the world
23:35:00 <Trevor> idiets
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he does a come back tour every fre years
23:35:00 <baz> he keeps giving up and coming up
23:35:00 <Trevor> complete fucking idiets
23:35:00 <amelia> ahahaha who the fuck knows
23:35:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:35:00 <baz> coming back I mean
23:35:00 <amelia> old mofo can't make up his mind
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
23:35:00 <Doodle> he will come out soon
23:35:00 <baz> Trevor, you're obviously not a traveller.
23:35:00 <baz> lol
23:35:00 <Trevor> baz, you do know that, cafes exist outside of melbourne
23:35:00 <baz> maybe travel before you say something like that.
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO! *shocked*
23:35:00 <baz> well... if you did, you wouldn't.
23:35:00 <Serenity> speaking of cafes
23:35:00 <baz> Trevor, no way!
23:35:00 <Serenity> i need coffee
23:35:00 <baz> I don't believe it.
23:35:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/L2AQ3rU.jpg
23:36:00 <couleurs> we da star wars capital
23:36:00 <Doodle> what a coincidence sezz
23:36:00 <Doodle> i need a blowjob
23:36:00 <Trevor> you know the other shit thing about cities... they all look exactly the same
23:36:00 <Serenity> wanna trade?
23:36:00 <Doodle> sure y not
23:36:00 <baz> no they don't
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate it when cafes have no syrup and when you ask for specific flavour they look at you like you're a fucking heathen
23:36:00 <baz> omg, you're so dumb Trevor
23:36:00 <Serenity> skore
23:36:00 <baz> who are you?
23:36:00 <Doodle> hehee
23:36:00 <Trevor> when examining photos of cities, its hard to determine which city it is
23:36:00 <baz> examining photos... lol
23:36:00 <Doodle> unless its hiroshima in 1945
23:36:00 <baz> get out of your bedroom
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:36:00 <dematerialised> when examining tits it's hard to determine who they belong to
23:37:00 <Doodle> unless its sezz
23:37:00 <baz> lmaooo
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:37:00 <Serenity> aye
23:37:00 <dematerialised> or maybe its just hard
23:37:00 <Serenity> everyones seen my titd so much they could pick em in the dark
23:37:00 <Doodle> speaking of hard
23:37:00 <baz> do you guys in Perth know that you can have coffee with different kinds of milk
23:37:00 <Doodle> i have a callous on my wanking hand
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> most cities have major land marks -so even in photos you'd be spot the differences
23:38:00 <Doodle> i'll have to go all ambidextrous
23:38:00 <baz> here in Melbourne you can ask for your coffee with almond milk, rice milk, coconut milk
23:38:00 <baz> not just cow milk.
23:38:00 <Serenity> .
23:38:00 <baz> lol
23:38:00 <Trevor> baz, omg dumb lol
23:38:00 <Serenity> dude are you just being a knob now
23:38:00 <Doodle> breast milk?
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me - different milk...
23:38:00 <baz> duh Trevz.
23:38:00 <Serenity> dik milk
23:38:00 <baz> can I call you Trevz?
23:38:00 <baz> I like you.
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vom
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick milk
23:38:00 <Doodle> lol
23:38:00 <Doodle> floaties
23:38:00 <baz> lmao
23:38:00 <Serenity> lol
23:38:00 <Serenity> chunky
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd perefer rat milk
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh VOMIT!
23:38:00 <Doodle> malk
23:38:00 <baz> omg stop you guys.
23:38:00 <Serenity> dog milk
23:39:00 <baz> you are outrageous.
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ew
23:39:00 <baz> lol
23:39:00 <amelia> http://www.scoop.com.au/viewImages.ashx?id=11630&ic=1&it=1&__timestamp=2015-05-27-12:02:01
23:39:00 <Serenity> Nothing wrong with dogs milk
23:39:00 <baz> mouse milk.
23:39:00 <dematerialised> oooer
23:39:00 <dematerialised> yes please amelia
23:39:00 <Serenity> full of goodness
23:39:00 <couleurs> Those Look, Nice.
23:39:00 <baz> like when Homer discovers Bart's school's milk comes from rats
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> orange flavour?
23:39:00 <amelia> https://cupcakelandadventures.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/top-dup-doughnut-stack.jpg?w=683&h=1024
23:39:00 <Serenity> full of marrow bone jelly
23:39:00 <baz> remember that ep?
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
23:39:00 <amelia> i would eat those in 4 seconds flat
23:39:00 <amelia> prob 3 even
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> one of my fave
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i don't like orange flavoured stuff
23:39:00 <Serenity> drool
23:40:00 <amelia> lemon!!!
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ruined
23:40:00 <Serenity> my friend makes me lemon butter
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> but caramel….?
23:40:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmmmm
23:40:00 <Serenity> a teaspoon of that into some greek yogurt
23:40:00 <Serenity> hnngg
23:40:00 <amelia> don't ever stop being friends with that person
23:40:00 <Maurice> Lemon butter is the best
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:40:00 <amelia> i dont care if they punch you in the face
23:40:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:41:00 <Serenity> shes the best ive even seen her boobs
23:41:00 <Doodle> :o
23:41:00 <Doodle> have i seen her boobs?
23:41:00 <partay> wait what.. my highlight just went off
23:41:00 <Serenity> nope
23:41:00 <Doodle> oh damn
23:41:00 <Serenity> lol
23:41:00 <Doodle> thats a shame
23:41:00 <partay> boobs kgo
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> better luck next timr
23:41:00 <amelia> does she put lemon butter on her boobs
23:41:00 <Serenity> noway
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
23:41:00 <Doodle> lol
23:41:00 <Serenity> she prob would if i asked
23:41:00 <Serenity> sllp
23:41:00 <amelia> ahahaahha
23:42:00 <baz> http://www.au.timeout.com/melbourne/restaurants/venues/4492/doughboys
23:42:00 <baz> this place is pretty amaze
23:42:00 <baz> check it out when ya'll come to Melb.
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hand dipped - wank wank
23:42:00 <dematerialised> the lemon cheescake donuts from kk's are pretty good
23:42:00 <dematerialised> as are the apple custard crumbles
23:42:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:42:00 <amelia> i jus find kk as jus sugar
23:43:00 <dematerialised> it is mostly
23:43:00 <amelia> no real actual nice flavour
23:43:00 <dematerialised> the "dough" isnt taht grat
23:43:00 <dematerialised> gear*
23:43:00 <amelia> jus sweet as fuck, way too sweet
23:43:00 <dematerialised> er
23:43:00 <dematerialised> wtf
23:43:00 <dematerialised> great
23:43:00 <Doodle> the nuts r ok tho
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> only yours doodle
23:43:00 <Doodle> eee
23:43:00 <dematerialised> my friend swears by the glazed ones, they are literally just glucose shaped like donuts
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> choc salty balls
23:43:00 <dematerialised> i dont see the appeal
23:43:00 <Doodle> teehehe
23:44:00 <baz> is a donut still a donut if it doesn't have the hole in the middle
23:44:00 <Serenity> god i miss shit food
23:44:00 <Serenity> i h8 u guise
23:44:00 <Doodle> i dont
23:44:00 <Doodle> its all poo
23:44:00 <Serenity> is not
23:44:00 <baz> shit foods makes you feel shit right after
23:44:00 <Doodle> sugary poo
23:44:00 <Serenity> its delicious
23:44:00 <baz> as good as it is in the moment
23:44:00 <Doodle> poo is not delicious sarah
23:45:00 <baz> that's what sucks about it
23:45:00 <amelia> i am pretty sure i would feel very fuckin happy if i could eat a doughnut right meow
23:45:00 <dematerialised> give up and die fat and alone sezz
23:45:00 <baz> right meow
23:45:00 <Serenity> im going to smack you in the dick doodle
23:45:00 <dematerialised> you know you want to
23:45:00 <baz> dear me
23:45:00 <Doodle> oer
23:45:00 <Serenity> noty
23:45:00 <Doodle> promise?
23:45:00 <Serenity> yes
23:45:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooo
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:45:00 <Doodle> when
23:45:00 <baz> Serenity is not alone
23:45:00 <Serenity> now
23:45:00 <baz> she has us, duh
23:45:00 <baz> group huggg
23:45:00 <dematerialised> im gonna die with a full belly and a smily on my face
23:45:00 <baz> lol
23:45:00 <Serenity> im gonna die thin and gorgeous
23:46:00 <Doodle> i'm gonna die soon hopefully
23:46:00 <partay> amelia have an apple instead
23:46:00 <baz> nothing matters
23:46:00 <baz> dying thin and gorgeous, fat and not gross
23:46:00 <baz> as long as you die happy
23:46:00 <Doodle> i've achieved everything there is to achieve
23:46:00 <dematerialised> that's not true
23:46:00 <baz> I'm so profound
23:46:00 <dematerialised> you haven't rescued the president yet
23:46:00 <Serenity> as long as i fit in a normal coffin
23:46:00 <amelia> you'll get an apple ditched at your head
23:46:00 <Serenity> im happy
23:46:00 <amelia> fat old fuck
23:46:00 <Doodle> crikey
23:46:00 <baz> who cares what you take up when you're dead
23:46:00 <Trevor> baz... http://imgur.com/a/CO7Lk
23:47:00 <baz> as long as you don't take up two seats on a train or on a plane
23:47:00 <Trevor> which one is melbourne?
23:47:00 <Doodle> sounds like u need a donut ms queeny strop
23:47:00 <amelia> ahaahahah
23:47:00 <amelia> that wasnt to you doodliedoo
23:47:00 <baz> we're way past that conversation now Trevor
23:47:00 <baz> get with the times
23:47:00 <Trevor> I had to find suitable images to prove my point
23:47:00 <Trevor> So don't be a dick
23:47:00 <Trevor> Which one is melbourne?
23:47:00 <Doodle> .
23:48:00 <baz> I'm flattered with the effort.
23:48:00 <Serenity> who cares show me your dick instead
23:48:00 <Doodle> never
23:48:00 <baz> but ceebs taking a proper look.
23:48:00 <partay> Trevor brisbane
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:48:00 <baz> Serenity, a guy with a donut around his dick, what say you?
23:49:00 <Serenity> i dont care just show me some dick
23:49:00 <Doodle> she would inhale him
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:49:00 <baz> lol
23:49:00 <Trevor> baz, no really melbourne is so unique, you should clearly be able to spot the picture of melbourne
23:49:00 <baz> she'd swallow the cock to get to the donut
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHOW ME THE DICK!!!
23:49:00 <Trevor> which one is it?
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol
23:49:00 <baz> good way to get a hungry girl to swallow a big dick
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> big ol dick
23:49:00 <partay> Trevor the 1st one is bris
23:49:00 <baz> Trevor, it's okay my friend, it's okay.
23:50:00 <baz> lol katatonic_kate01
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> thick thighs make the dick rise
23:50:00 <dematerialised> ^
23:50:00 <Doodle> *spread
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:50:00 <baz> tell that to the Victoria's Secret angels
23:50:00 <baz> see if they agree
23:50:00 <Doodle> *skeletons
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… each to their own
23:51:00 <dematerialised> or in my case, exposed thighs make the dick rise
23:51:00 <dematerialised> im easy
23:51:00 <Doodle> just cos they look dead doesnt mean they are angels
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:51:00 <baz> lol
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> some men like waif looking women
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's all good
23:51:00 <dematerialised> hell if its warm and has a penis shaped hole
23:51:00 <dematerialised> i can make it work
23:51:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
23:52:00 <amelia> victoria secret girls are hot
23:52:00 <baz> geez
23:52:00 <Doodle> theyre a bit bony
23:52:00 <amelia> they bangin
23:52:00 <baz> Kendall Jenner, latest edition.
23:52:00 <amelia> don't call em skeletons for bein thin/fit
23:52:00 <dematerialised> am i weird for not immediately wanting to bone models?
23:52:00 <Doodle> i will do as i please
23:52:00 <amelia> none of em look ano
23:52:00 <amelia> jus fit
23:52:00 <baz> my ex complained that I was bony
23:52:00 <baz> but he was just jel
23:52:00 <baz> and it always made me happy
23:53:00 <Serenity> Maurice:
23:53:00 <amelia> you don't like skinny thats fine you prefer more meat but it dont make them skeletons
23:53:00 <Serenity> buffy movie on 11
23:53:00 <Doodle> i didnt say i dont like skinny
23:53:00 <baz> yeah you tell'em amelia
23:53:00 <Maurice> I saw the ad for it, so I made sure I changed the channel
23:53:00 <amelia> people cut sick for callin people fat but it's ok to call out on skinny girls
23:53:00 <Doodle> wow
23:53:00 <Maurice> So I didn't have to watch
23:53:00 <Serenity> whatt
23:53:00 <Serenity> you heathen
23:53:00 <dematerialised> its ok to call out on both if you're making a point of their general looks and health
23:53:00 <baz> double standards, amelia, double standards
23:53:00 <Doodle> theyre models
23:53:00 <dematerialised> thats why looks shouldnt matter
23:53:00 <Doodle> they are open for speculation
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think that victoria secret should represent a 'normal' sized women
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is size 14
23:54:00 <Maurice> Looks shouldn't matter, but they do
23:54:00 <Maurice> Nobody likes an ugly looking penis
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:54:00 <dematerialised> true
23:54:00 <Doodle> lol
23:54:00 <baz> that's not going to happen katatonic_kate01
23:54:00 <Serenity> oh ace im bearly "normal" lol
23:54:00 <baz> are you for real.
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, exactly
23:54:00 <Serenity> nearly**
23:54:00 <amelia> i think size 12 would be more average
23:54:00 <dematerialised> agreed
23:54:00 <baz> yeah... an ugly looking penis is the worst
23:54:00 <dematerialised> 12-14
23:54:00 <amelia> to me, i feel 14 is chub
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it's 14 - 16 (normal = average)**
23:54:00 <baz> especially if the guy himself is hot
23:54:00 <dematerialised> but that depends how big you are
23:54:00 <Serenity> 14 is national average
23:54:00 <baz> it's so unfortunate
23:54:00 <Serenity> in au
23:54:00 <Maurice> Depends on how tall you are
23:54:00 <baz> makes me want to cry
23:54:00 <dematerialised> if you're 5ftnothing a size 14 is chubby
23:54:00 <amelia> i would not agree that 14-16 is average or normal
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… it is
23:55:00 <baz> maybe in Perth
23:55:00 <amelia> it may be "normal" in aus cos people are overweight
23:55:00 <Serenity> you dont have to vut the nunbers say a size 14 is the average size of women in Australia
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:55:00 <Doodle> loool
23:55:00 <Serenity> lol
23:55:00 <Serenity> its not saying you have to be that size
23:55:00 <Serenity> its just what the average number is
23:55:00 <amelia> yeah i know
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't think size 14 is "big" by any stretches of the imagination
23:55:00 <amelia> i do
23:56:00 <Doodle> whats the average size of men in australia
23:56:00 <amelia> unless you're a gigantor
23:56:00 <Maurice> About 6 inches
23:56:00 <amelia> 6ft +
23:56:00 <Serenity> i look good at a size 14
23:56:00 <Doodle> hehehee
23:56:00 <Trevor> Doodle, about the size of a pussy
23:56:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> 14-16 is huge mine is maybe 6 :P
23:56:00 <amelia> i not sayin girls don't look good
23:56:00 <amelia> but i think its overweight
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
23:56:00 <baz> I would say 14 is big.
23:56:00 <amelia> agreed
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
23:56:00 <baz> I work in fashion retail, by the way.
23:56:00 <Maurice> What if you're a 6 foot female
23:56:00 <baz> so I'm kind of the expert here.
23:57:00 <Maurice> Is 14 overweight then
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
23:57:00 <amelia> i jus said, not if you're a gigantor
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> expert bcause you work in retail fashion
23:57:00 <Trevor> Maurice, stand at the bottom of the stairs when you suck my dick
23:57:00 <Maurice> Eww
23:57:00 <baz> lol
23:57:00 <Maurice> Don't repulse me, it's only early
23:57:00 <Doodle> its nly bedtime
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's almost 12
23:57:00 <Maurice> I need to shower but I can't be arsed
23:58:00 <Doodle> i bet u can be
23:58:00 <Doodle> ;)
23:58:00 <Maurice> Ok thats a lie, give me enough drinks and I get be arsed
23:58:00 <Serenity> ew lol
23:58:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
23:58:00 <Doodle> lol
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:58:00 <Maurice> get = can
23:58:00 <baz> he can be
23:59:00 <baz> but what he was trying to say is that he needs to shower first
23:59:00 <baz> clean the poo
23:59:00 <Maurice> Yes he does
23:59:00 <Doodle> uhh
23:59:00 <baz> be presentable
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:59:00 <Doodle> that escalated quickly
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> clean the he pussy doodle?
23:59:00 <baz> *David Attenborough voice*
23:59:00 <Doodle> i have my kaarcher at the ready
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
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