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00:00 <Dugnuts> you are pretty close
00:00 <Dugnuts> :P
00:00 <Skirmish> lol come on dude. You're the last person I am going to believe. You just want to stir her honeypot.
01:00 <Dugnuts> heh sure
01:00 <Dugnuts> no skin off my nose
06:00 <Serenity> shes a tiny blonde pocket rocket
08:00 <Skirmish> I got the hair colour right then.
08:00 <Skirmish> tiny would attribute to her shitty attitude. She's got small girl syndrome.
09:00 <amelia> fuck off i smash you
09:00 <Skirmish> See.
09:00 <Skirmish> :P
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Serenity> she has nice feet
11:00 <amelia> Skirmish
11:00 <Skirmish> Are you a short girl with big tits? I must admit that is my fav combo. I like the short girls.
11:00 <amelia> jus for you
11:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/tFX8DGp
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Skirmish> It's 2 months old. That's not 'just got me' at all.
13:00 <Skirmish> You are deceptive.
13:00 <amelia> urshit
16:00 <romeohackt> balls
17:00 <Serenity> preemptive
17:00 <Serenity> thats all
18:00 <Skirmish> Did you deliberately include the cleavage in that pic or it was just a coincidence?
19:00 <romeohackt> anyone here on anti-depressants?
20:00 <Skirmish> Him for sure.
21:00 <romeohackt> ahh
23:00 <Skirmish> I love the internet. Feminists vs Scientists on youtube and the associated dramas.
24:00 <Skirmish> One feminist wrote a letter to a scientists employer, the local police in his area and said he was a woman hating nazi that commanded a hate army. Now the internet is smashing her and her husbands business and they are crying poor.
24:00 <Trevor> Do not forget that the internet does not love you
24:00 <Trevor> To the internet you're only a number
27:00 <Trevor> Q. Isn’t margarine full of trans fat? 
27:00 <Trevor> Not in Australia, no. The Heart Foundation, through the Tick Program, led the way in removing trans fat from margarines in Australia in the 90s and Australian margarines now have some of the lowest levels of trans fats in the world and significantly less trans fat than butter.
27:00 <Trevor> http://www.heartfoundation.org.au/healthy-eating/fats/Pages/butter-margarine.aspx
28:00 <Skirmish> Who the fuck is this goose?
28:00 <Trevor> Who the fuck are you?
28:00 <Clarkson> daniel would you cut off your cock for vindaloo tonight with mash tato
29:00 <romeohackt> be aware of the zombies!!!
29:00 <Trevor> be aware of the homosexual hipsters and their beard rubbings
29:00 <Skirmish> I'm not a Trevor.
31:00 <Trevor> http://www.burkesbackyard.com.au/fact-sheets/pets/pet-road-tests/fish/tropical-fish/#.VjdlplLLfQE
31:00 <Trevor> burqas backyarda
38:00 <romeohackt> porn
39:00 <romeohackt> Porn
39:00 <romeohackt> PORN
40:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, Herr Doodle
40:00 <British^Meat> or simba
40:00 <British^Meat> Doodle or simba
40:00 <Skirmish> Hey there BM what's news.
40:00 <British^Meat> oh not much
40:00 <British^Meat> my cars totally fucked
40:00 <British^Meat> and im stressing
40:00 <British^Meat> needs a new gear box
41:00 <Skirmish> That's no good. What happened?
41:00 <Skirmish> Too many skids?
41:00 <amelia> get me a new xbox
41:00 <British^Meat> and a second hand one will cost $1400
41:00 <Serenity> maurice
41:00 <British^Meat> So, u know
41:00 <Serenity> embarrassing bodies
41:00 <British^Meat> that old nutshell
41:00 <British^Meat> :/
41:00 <Skirmish> What car do you have?
41:00 <British^Meat> 2003 Balenooooooooooooooooo
41:00 <British^Meat> POS
41:00 <British^Meat> i love it
41:00 <British^Meat> but FFS im so annoyed
41:00 <Skirmish> amelia: xbox is shit.
41:00 <amelia> ur face is
41:00 <British^Meat> driving it home was totally scary
41:00 <Doodle> dude
42:00 <British^Meat> Anyways i wanted to talk to someone about the NEw Peep Show series
42:00 <Doodle> for $1400 you could buy 3 spare balenos
42:00 <Skirmish> Surely you can source a cheaper second hand gbox.
42:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, im gonna pop............
42:00 <amelia> PEEP SHOW
42:00 <amelia> that guy has the funniest haircut
42:00 <British^Meat> its the labour that costs so much
42:00 <amelia> his voice is irritating yet amusing
42:00 <British^Meat> and i mean im totally fucked
42:00 <British^Meat> if i cant get to work i cant get paid
42:00 <British^Meat> i have 0 choice
42:00 <Doodle> yeah so fuck it off and spend the $1400 on another car
42:00 <British^Meat> thats the thing
42:00 <British^Meat> i dont even have $1400
43:00 <British^Meat> like i said, im totally fucked
43:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with the gearbox
43:00 <British^Meat> its fucked
43:00 <British^Meat> lol
43:00 <Doodle> does it select gears
43:00 <British^Meat> keeps popping out of second
43:00 <British^Meat> makes this high whirring noise
43:00 <Doodle> oh dear
43:00 <British^Meat> crunchy banging noise when i take my foot off the accelorator
43:00 <Doodle> can you be lazy like me and just drive everywhere in 3rd
43:00 <Doodle> oh maybe not
43:00 <British^Meat> whirs and clunks and bangs when the clutch is in
44:00 <British^Meat> ive been doing that lately :)
44:00 <Skirmish> How much labor are they quoting? Sounds suss.
44:00 <Doodle> sounds like its fucked then
44:00 <British^Meat> straight from 1st - 3rd
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <British^Meat> hang on...
45:00 <Skirmish> Shut the fuck up amelia
45:00 <Doodle> i'd suss out a mechanic who can let u pay it off
45:00 <amelia> no u
45:00 <Serenity> pae dis off 8====D
45:00 <British^Meat> if i didnt buy this FUCKING computer last week id be fine :)
45:00 <Doodle> gertie
45:00 <Doodle> hows the slats
45:00 <amelia> wang bang
45:00 <amelia> slats b gud
45:00 <amelia> hows da bay windowz
45:00 <Doodle> awes
45:00 <Doodle> bayie
45:00 <Trevor> i bet ur puta pulls da bitches aye
46:00 <amelia> awes
46:00 <Trevor> so many
46:00 <British^Meat> Peep Show though amelia, im so stoked
46:00 <British^Meat> did u see the preview?
46:00 <amelia> i only jus started watching season 1
46:00 <Doodle> sarah
46:00 <romeohackt> i wanna get stoned
46:00 <Doodle> dont be so uncouth
46:00 <amelia> theres like 9 seasons!?
46:00 <Skirmish> If the first people you want to chat to about it are Simba and Doodle it tells me the show is ghey.
47:00 <Doodle> i dont watch tv apart from the f1
47:00 <British^Meat> dood itssoooooooooooooooooooooooo funnay
47:00 <Doodle> so i am no good to discuss tv with
47:00 <British^Meat> i think Doodle likews all brit com
47:00 <British^Meat> like ALL of them
47:00 <British^Meat> even some mothers do ave em
47:00 <Skirmish> I've been laughing at youtube drama lately. Not even netflix and chill.
47:00 <Doodle> lmao
47:00 <amelia> the POV camera angles started to piss me off
47:00 <amelia> but now i find it funny
47:00 <Doodle> and then her donkey did a whoopsie in my beret
48:00 <Doodle> i find that with porn amelia
50:00 <Skirmish> $100 an hour for labour! Are you taking it to Suzuki?
50:00 <Skirmish> Bet the mechanic doesn't see anywhere close to that per hour.
50:00 <Serenity> plz
51:00 <Doodle> $100 an hour is about the going rate for a semi decent tech these days
51:00 <Doodle> inc gst
51:00 <Doodle> when i worked at saab it was $88ph
51:00 <British^Meat> i just want a new BMW
51:00 <Doodle> and that was 15 years ago nearly
51:00 <Skirmish> Mate of mine that owns a mechanic shop charges $55 an hour.
52:00 <Skirmish> Only time I see prices like that is at the dealers.
52:00 <Doodle> i bet he is living the high life too
52:00 <Skirmish> dealerships.
52:00 <Doodle> how many houses does he have
53:00 <Skirmish> No idea. He is making enough for the business to keep operating and his mechanics are paid well.
53:00 <Doodle> even the mazda techs who used to do backyard jobs that i knew charged $70ph
53:00 <Doodle> i have never seen a mechanic charge 55ph
53:00 <Doodle> since i have been driving
54:00 <Doodle> which is since the 1930s
55:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he just gave me mates rates then. I haven't paid for a vehicle repair for 7 years though so I am a little out of touch.
55:00 <Skirmish> Servicing on the lancer is capped price.
58:00 <Serenity> get ya hands dirty and donit yourself
58:00 <Skirmish> That moment when your wife messages you to remind you it is officially the day of her birthday.
58:00 <Skirmish> She must be having a slow night at work.
58:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I used to when I had vehicles that weren't under a warranty.
59:00 <Serenity> excused
59:00 <Serenity> excuses
59:00 <Skirmish> Valid excuses.
03:00 <romeohackt> intercourse
03:00 <romeohackt> intercourse.
04:00 <romeohackt> 8]
04:00 <Skirmish> Foot feels like I am having gout issues again. Need to lay off the 500ml bottles of Canadian Club.
05:00 <British^Meat> here he is
06:00 <British^Meat> the cacti
06:00 <cactus78> :)
07:00 <cactus78> It's the place to be apparently
07:00 <Skirmish> There's a hilarious picture on the internet involving cactus. Let me find it.
09:00 <amelia> we can't wait
09:00 <cactus78> I've got time
10:00 <British^Meat> is it sfw?
10:00 <Skirmish> It is safe for work.
10:00 <British^Meat> not that im actually at w
10:00 <Skirmish> imgur isn't letting me get the link for it. Fucking ipad.
13:00 <cactus78> This it? http://i.imgur.com/7cIxLDz.jpg
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <British^Meat> most jocular
14:00 <British^Meat> i wonder what i can find
14:00 <cactus78> Heh
15:00 <Skirmish> No that picture is ghey
15:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/78a827c2fc8ef19e09a89d43506d484a_zps2zvbbp9j.jpg
15:00 <Skirmish> There you go.
16:00 <cactus78> Hahaha. I forgot about that one
16:00 <Skirmish> Those crazy africans.
16:00 <cactus78> Lol.
17:00 <Skirmish> I am going to go for a walk to refill my water bottle. Be nice to people whilst I am gone amelia.
17:00 <amelia> no
18:00 <Skirmish> It's not attractive acting like you do.
18:00 <Skirmish> You're not likely to find anyone in life other than dugnuts if you keep this up.
21:00 <amelia> yes dad
21:00 <British^Meat> hot
27:00 <amelia> bl m8
32:00 <Trevor> dgaf asl wtf m8 <3
32:00 <Skirmish> lol shads.
33:00 <Skirmish> No matter how terrible life may get ... so long as you're not shads, you're winning.
34:00 <cactus78> What'd Shads do?
34:00 <Trevor> I say the same about being Skirmish 
34:00 <Skirmish> Shads is just an all round loser.
34:00 <Trevor> So is Skirmish 
34:00 <cactus78> Fair enough.
35:00 <Skirmish> Are you new cactus78 or someone with a new nick?
35:00 <amelia> Skirmish & shads bffe
35:00 <Skirmish> You must be new if you do not know shads.
35:00 <Skirmish> I heard you gave shads a hand job amelia.
35:00 <cactus78> Yeah, I guess I'm new.
35:00 <British^Meat> lol thats off....
36:00 <Skirmish> In return he promised to name a track off his new Analogue Church album for you.
36:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, cactus78 is pliv
36:00 <cactus78> pliv?
36:00 <amelia> i heard your wife settled for you
36:00 <Trevor> He's friends with B1 now
36:00 <Skirmish> amelia: She did. Winning.
36:00 <amelia> cute
36:00 <Skirmish> Isn't B1 dead?
38:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of the wife ... she will have cause to be very happy with me today.
38:00 <amelia> y
39:00 <amelia> did you die
39:00 <Skirmish> It's her birthday and I am giving her $500 towards the tattoo cover up she wants.
39:00 <amelia> does she wanna cover up her ex's name
39:00 <amelia> or she no longer likes the southern cross on her lower back
40:00 <Skirmish> She got some homo to put a tattoo on her right upper leg and it's shit.
41:00 <Skirmish> Literally her friend that is a homo that figured since he bought a kit off ebay he was now a tattooist.
41:00 <British^Meat> where in sa r u cactus78?
41:00 <amelia> she let him
41:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she did.
41:00 <cactus78> North of CBF
41:00 <cactus78> Oops
41:00 <cactus78> CBD*
41:00 <Trevor> wait its your wifes birthday so you're just giving her money
41:00 <British^Meat> same
41:00 <amelia> camping boating fishing
42:00 <Skirmish> Trevor: Correct.
42:00 <Trevor> how fat is she?
42:00 <Skirmish> Gigantic. She rides a scooter.
42:00 <cactus78> Lol
42:00 <Trevor> hawt
42:00 <Trevor> whats the tattoo?
42:00 <Skirmish> 3 love hearts to symbolise her, me and my son. It's pretty shit.
42:00 <amelia> gay as aids
43:00 <cactus78> I was fishing last night when the power went out across the city.
43:00 <Skirmish> Gay as the guy that did it.
44:00 <Trevor> oh ok
44:00 <Trevor> why did she get a gay tattoo?
44:00 <amelia> i bet you didnt catch a fish as big as one i caught
44:00 <Skirmish> Obviously the intention wasn't to get a gay tattoo ... it just ended up gay.
44:00 <cactus78> Probably not, I did catch craps though
44:00 <Clarkson> i mean huge cock
44:00 <cactus78> Crabs*
45:00 <Skirmish> What is wrong with giving your wife money on her birthday? I can't do the tattoo ... so money is the next best thing.
46:00 <cactus78> Don't you give your wife money every day?
46:00 <Skirmish> She works. I don't have to give her money.
46:00 <Skirmish> The tattoo is going to cost more than $500. I am just throwing in for the first session.
47:00 <British^Meat> u fish off shore?
47:00 <British^Meat> i heard the power went out last night, no probs here
48:00 <cactus78> Garden Island last night. Could see the hills near Salisbury etc go black
48:00 <Skirmish> If you're really new cactus78, there is this guy in SA that BM can tell you about and you could go to his house and kick his basketball down the street. He loves it when that happens.
48:00 <cactus78> Clocks were all flashing when I got home
49:00 <cactus78> Haha ok
49:00 <Skirmish> 78 is your year of birth cactus?
49:00 <cactus78> No it isn't Skirmish
50:00 <Skirmish> It's a vintage year. Lots of great people were born in 1978. Myself of course as one of those greats.
50:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/RQDVH9P
50:00 <amelia> reeled dis fish in all on ma own
50:00 <cactus78> Hmm should have said "yes" then :p
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> That doesn't even look like a fish. Looks like bait.
51:00 <cactus78> amelia, that looks like a goldfish or something
51:00 <British^Meat> wowo amelia, it must be this big! <---->
52:00 <amelia> yah he a big boy
53:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* 4 hours left.
54:00 <Skirmish> Drive home ... cook breakfast for when the woman gets home. Wish her a happy birthday. Make excuses to avoid sex and then both go to bed.
54:00 <Skirmish> That is my morning.
55:00 <cactus78> Sounds like fun
55:00 <Skirmish> Put rice in my work bag and make sure I don't forget it again.
56:00 <amelia> this all sounds riveting
56:00 <Skirmish> I am debating if I want an omelette or just scrambled eggs.
56:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Compared to your fish story this is brilliant.
57:00 <amelia> clearly jealous of my fishing skills
57:00 <Skirmish> Without doubt.
57:00 <amelia> don't h8
57:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you saying don't h8
58:00 <amelia> hilarious
58:00 <amelia> soso hilarious
01:00 <Skirmish> What new pc did you just buy BM?
01:00 <Skirmish> Custom?
01:00 <British^Meat> greets
01:00 <British^Meat> custom, my first build
02:00 <British^Meat> amelia, i believe the technical term for that fish is a "tiddler"
02:00 <amelia> ohhh
03:00 <amelia> i jus called him goldie
03:00 <cactus78> Keep it on the hook, use him as bait for a bigger fish
03:00 <Skirmish> Very nice.
03:00 <Skirmish> My son is due for a new pc. Not sure if I am going to do a laptop or build a desktop with him.
03:00 <Skirmish> Desktop will be cheaper.
03:00 <British^Meat> http://40.media.tumblr.com/8bef2020e8102cb04aabe51006e623f3/tumblr_nv0o2h1DDE1u50mwxo1_1280.jpg
03:00 <British^Meat> my bits
04:00 <cactus78> Nice bits you have there :)
04:00 <British^Meat> merci
05:00 <Skirmish> OoOOo a 970.
05:00 <Skirmish> I am running 2 x 680 TI's in mine.
06:00 <Skirmish> I only really do word processing and play WOW these days so it's more than enough.
06:00 <British^Meat> BATTLE
06:00 <British^Meat> FRONT
06:00 <British^Meat> III
06:00 <British^Meat> !
06:00 <Skirmish> Will go sit in the boys room and play it on his PS4 if I want to do that.
07:00 <British^Meat> noice
07:00 <Skirmish> Although it looks like he and his mates are going to ignore battlefront and go COD instead.
07:00 <British^Meat> been playin mad max on ps4for weeks now :)
10:00 <Skirmish> I wish I had of kept my mac.
14:00 <British^Meat> munno or lizbef cactus78?
16:00 <cactus78> Neither, but Elisabeff is closer
17:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <cactus78> Indeed
19:00 <British^Meat> i went to school @ para hills high
19:00 <cactus78> Classic Adelaide. One of the first questions to ask someone is where they went to school :)
20:00 <British^Meat> lol ikr
20:00 <British^Meat> im just pin pointing your locale
20:00 <cactus78> I went to Norwood Morialta if that helps
25:00 <Skirmish> More reports of women getting scammed hundreds of thousands of dollars to Nigerians claiming to be someone else on dating website.
25:00 <Skirmish> Why could I never find a woman that wanted to give me $300k?!
32:00 <doctor> hina dispatches its packages the day it arrives at one of their seaports while australia takes forever
32:00 <doctor> china*
32:00 <doctor> c'mon australia
33:00 <cactus78> Everything takes forever in Australia
34:00 <British^Meat> i sleep
34:00 <cactus78> Me too
34:00 <doctor> that's true, sadly
34:00 <doctor> night
15:00 <screws> !seen mandyjane
01:00 <]\^AoFr_|> hi iBiZa
01:00 <]\^AoFr_|> 31 male
01:00 <]\^AoFr_|> n u?
01:00 <]\^AoFr_|> ok cool
02:00 <]\^AoFr_|> pic?
02:00 <]\^AoFr_|> cool
04:00 <]\^AoFr_|> hi ashleyxtrinity
05:00 <]\^AoFr_|> *ashleiyxtrinity
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi there....  Aorfodkjofcfg
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Oe whatever your name is
05:00 <]\^AoFr_|> :)
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Like what
05:00 <]\^AoFr_|> how are you?
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im confused
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> By your name
05:00 <]\^AoFr_|> i c
05:00 <Skirmish> That was easy to do.
06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Skirmish
06:00 <]\^AoFr_|> been up to much?
06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Shoosh
06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Me nah clubbin like a right slutbag
06:00 <]\^AoFr_|> lol okay cool
07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Nah is shit i went because a friend is moving away or something
07:00 <]\^AoFr_|> ah i c
07:00 <]\^AoFr_|> did you drink?
07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Fuck oath
07:00 <]\^AoFr_|> mmm cool
07:00 <Skirmish> What clubs you visiting ashleighxtrinity? I will make some calls and see if I can get you refused entry for shits and giggles.
08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Haha eat a fat one s-dawg
09:00 <Skirmish> Hamilton Station/Honeysuckle Pub/Kent/Exchange/Crown and Anchor ... I think those are the only places where I know someone on the door anymore.
09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I was at three of those
09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You didn't mention kingas those
10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I may have left a shoe upstairs there
10:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
10:00 <Dugnuts> classy
10:00 <Skirmish> I don't know anyone at Ping St.
10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Psh class
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Class is inversely proportionate to the quantity of goon consumed in a period of one hour
11:00 <Skirmish> Unless Hollistic have taken over ... in which case I may know someone.
11:00 <Dugnuts> not even one hour
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> And i am loaded on goon
11:00 <Dugnuts> i'd say inversely proportionaly to goon consumed in a lifetime
11:00 <Dugnuts> keeps going down
11:00 <Dugnuts> :P
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Then I'm fucked ay
12:00 <Dugnuts> which im sure you dont mind
12:00 <Doodle> heheh keeps going down
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> [23:09] * Dugnuts wiggles his pecs
12:00 <Dugnuts> shhh
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I like when you just did this like that
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Things *
12:00 <Dugnuts> i was being funny
12:00 <Dugnuts> sheesh
12:00 <Dugnuts> you told me to get my tits out
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Are they firm ;)
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Or flabby
12:00 <Dugnuts> umm
13:00 <Skirmish> ashleighxtrinity: You should get involved on goon night when Serenity does it. I did once. Was fun.
13:00 <Dugnuts> i can make them bounce by flexing
13:00 <Dugnuts> but they arent super firm
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol Sk
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Dugnuts how do you think theyd respond to alligator clips and 48volts
13:00 <]\^AoFr_|> hi simba are you awake?
14:00 <Dugnuts> umm
14:00 <Skirmish> How did your pecs respond to penetrating that other chick that chats here dugnuts?
14:00 <Dugnuts> not well
14:00 <Skirmish> I forget her name.
14:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure i would scream
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Was it anotherirc3r
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I think it wasssss
14:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
14:00 <Serenity> there wont be any goon nights here anymore lol
14:00 <Skirmish> Never live that down bro.
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lolll
15:00 <Dugnuts> not as long as assholes like you keep bringing it up
15:00 <Dugnuts> sure
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ohay Serenity
15:00 <Skirmish> Come on Serenity you can't give up all the fun stuff.
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah Serenity
15:00 <Skirmish> lol dugnuts. Welcome to austnet.
15:00 <Serenity> alcohol is the absolute worst for weight loss
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You cant give it all up
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Serenity> i can lol
15:00 <]\^AoFr_|> smoke weed.
15:00 <Doodle> erryday
15:00 <Skirmish> I am going to raid the vending machine.
16:00 <Serenity> Im paying for my food adventures of yesterday
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im goin to be paying for my booze adventures tomorrow morning :/
16:00 <Serenity> ooh no lol
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Who the fuck finishes clubbing at 11 i still wanna dance
17:00 <Clarkson> I dont even need shit like vagasil to make my privates smell good.
17:00 <Serenity> loll
17:00 <dematerialised> er
17:00 <dematerialised> if vagisil is working as a deoderant for someone then houston we have a proble
17:00 <dematerialised> m
17:00 <]\^AoFr_|> mz pacman
18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Houston, we have a probe
18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Correct, odyssey
19:00 <]\^AoFr_|> i won lotto today
19:00 <]\^AoFr_|> 6 bucks
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 17 dollars? Jackpot
19:00 <]\^AoFr_|> :P
20:00 <]\^AoFr_|> toast house
21:00 <]\^AoFr_|> fuck im lonely
21:00 <]\^AoFr_|> i should start getting horny
22:00 <]\^AoFr_|> ive gone through so much porn
22:00 <]\^AoFr_|> i can't sleep at night
22:00 <]\^AoFr_|> i have a hell lot of problems
22:00 <Clarkson> don't you hate it when you're at a pub and you're chatting to a bloke and you want to get rid of him and you can't figure if you don't like because he's gay or just a tool
24:00 <]\^AoFr_|> mice
24:00 <]\^AoFr_|> :O
24:00 <]\^AoFr_|> O_O
25:00 <thestig> <screws> what you gonna do if i threaten serenity again
25:00 <thestig> <thestig> HUNT U DOWN and steal your little hat thing
28:00 <frayedknot> hey ashleighxtrinity 
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hey! :)
29:00 <frayedknot> how life?
29:00 <frayedknot> +'s
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Right now BAC is about triple the safe limit i imagine
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hows urs
30:00 <frayedknot> ouch
30:00 <frayedknot> but you can still type perfectly
30:00 <frayedknot> my BAC is 0 and my life is good
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Haha auto correct mufukkrr!
32:00 <Skirmish> lol screws. Just lol.
32:00 <frayedknot> auto correct has ruined drunken texts
32:00 <Skirmish> I have burger rings.
40:00 <]\^AoFr_|> virtual insanity
40:00 <]\^AoFr_|> good song
40:00 <Serenity> lol @ screws
44:00 <Skirmish> Man sheds 50kg in 6 months.
44:00 <Skirmish> Faaaark he must have some skin hanging off him.
53:00 <]\^AoFrX_|> sex
53:00 <doctor> man shreds 50kg of pork for his shredded pork taco
55:00 <amelia> YUM
57:00 <]\^AoFrX_|> put some pork on ya fork
59:00 <Skirmish> I have this image in my head about what amelia looks like irl. I wonder how close I am.
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