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11:00 <Crispy> det snoar har ocksa
12:00 <Crispy> och bakning safron rullar
13:00 <Crispy> dess borjan att se valdigt lik jul
20:00 <simba> 4 hours
21:00 <British^Meat> totally, yup
21:00 <simba> how 2 pass the time, should u battle me online
23:00 <Crispy> what kind of battle
23:00 <simba> n ething
23:00 <British^Meat> queued up or battlefield aye oi lol huhu
24:00 <Crispy> o0 which bf
24:00 <simba> gross
24:00 <British^Meat> 4
24:00 <Crispy> oh i dont have that one damn it
59:00 <Crispy> ls
59:00 <Crispy> oops
07:00 <TheRiddler> which servers do you use?
21:00 <Serenity> the gay ones
25:00 <Crispy> for some reason i have hanson mmbop stuck in my head
28:00 <simba> maybe you're gay
29:00 <Serenity> I know I am
32:00 <simba> me 2
34:00 <Crispy> hahah
34:00 <Crispy> maybe
37:00 <simba> prince ali fabulous he
38:00 <Serenity> ali ababwaahh
39:00 <simba> my stomach hurts from this $8.50 peanut butter thickshake
39:00 <Maurice> Strong as 10 regular men, definitely!
40:00 <Serenity> peanut butter milkshake... hnnggg
40:00 <Maurice> Gross
40:00 <Serenity> yum!
40:00 <Serenity> now i want to watch aladdin
41:00 <Maurice> I love that movie
41:00 <Maurice> That and Lion King are my faves
42:00 <simba> omg mine 2]
42:00 <Serenity> beauty and the beast is my fave with aladdin
42:00 <Serenity> my brother took me to see beauty and the beast for one of my birthdays at the cinema 5 or 6 i think
43:00 <Serenity> 91 so i was 5
44:00 <simba> booty and the feast
45:00 <Maurice> First movie I ever saw at the cinema was Land Before Time
46:00 <Serenity> i remember watching that at a similar age and bawling my eyes out haha
46:00 <Maurice> I cried too lol
47:00 <Maurice> One of the girls who did a voice was killed by her dad irl
47:00 <Serenity> was that duckie?
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah
48:00 <Maurice> Judith someone
48:00 <Serenity> i remember that
48:00 <British^Meat> That time it was mixed DLC 1000 tickets fpsgamerz.com TheRiddler
48:00 <Maurice> Shot to death along with her mother at a tender age of 10 by her father, who then shot himself to death.
49:00 <Maurice> It said it was 4 months before the movie was released
49:00 <Serenity> jesus
49:00 <Crispy> thats heavy
50:00 <Maurice> This is when those absolute fucktards should just shoot themselves and leave everyone else alone
50:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> First Vacuuming, now land before time. IRC ruins everything
51:00 <Maurice> Aww did I miss a vacuum convo
51:00 <Serenity> you were part of it you dickhead
51:00 <Serenity> rofl
51:00 <Maurice> Not tonight I wasn't!
51:00 <Serenity> im assuming he means the one from the other night haha
51:00 <Maurice> Oh well thats dumb
51:00 <Maurice> I thought I missed a new one
53:00 <Maurice> Serenity, Red Dwarf is on 22
53:00 <Serenity> which one do u know
53:00 <Serenity> im watching delirious atm
53:00 <Maurice> Theres like, 4 on
54:00 <Maurice> 3 Back in the red parts and Cassandra
55:00 <Serenity> ah theyre not very good ones
57:00 <Maurice> I dont know what to watch, I'm so conflicted
59:00 <Serenity> on a scale from 1 to bob marley how bent are you
59:00 <Maurice> Snoop Dogg
00:00 <Serenity> haha
02:00 <Serenity> watch delirious
02:00 <Maurice> Speaking of, wheres the Doodlemeister tonight
02:00 <Maurice> Whats it about
02:00 <Serenity> what?!?!!?!?!
03:00 <Serenity> its eddie murphy stand up!
03:00 <Maurice> Oh, I thought you meant a show lol
03:00 <Serenity> oh lol
05:00 <Serenity> Drg0r3
07:00 <TheRiddler> I saw delirious
07:00 <TheRiddler> dont think I saw raw tho
07:00 <TheRiddler> raw is meant to be the best 1
07:00 <DrGore> Serenity do you get high or drink lately
07:00 <Serenity> i prefer delirious
08:00 <Serenity> no DrGore
08:00 <Serenity> i havent done either for over 6 months
08:00 <DrGore> you seemed more easy going
08:00 <DrGore> my mistake
08:00 <Serenity> huh
09:00 <DrGore> *you seem I mean
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh the luck virus 1
12:00 <Serenity> i dont really like that season of red dwarf
12:00 <Crispy> i liked that series
12:00 <Crispy> apart from finding out hte main charicter was a rapist
12:00 <DrGore> really
13:00 <DrGore> which character?
13:00 <Crispy> the one with the dreds, is it lister?
13:00 <DrGore> what
13:00 <Crispy> sorry its been years since ive watched it
13:00 <DrGore> no way
13:00 <Crispy> yeah there was years between series
13:00 <Crispy> i cant remmeber all of it
13:00 <Crispy> unles i was lied to 
13:00 <DrGore> fuck
13:00 <Serenity> i havent heard anytrhing about him being a rapist
13:00 <Crispy> never actually googled it
14:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure id know
14:00 <DrGore> vacuuming mothers. Land before time and now red dwarf
14:00 <DrGore> fuck fuck fuckety fuck
14:00 <Clarkson> The goat fucking rules.
14:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure its not just mothers who vacuum..
14:00 <Crispy> yeah i just googled it
14:00 <Crispy> he was aquited
15:00 <Serenity> yeah saw that
15:00 <Serenity> phew
15:00 <Crispy> and cleared
15:00 <Crispy> sorry my bad, i just remmeber being told that
15:00 <Crispy> and i always looked at him bad.. now i feel bad
15:00 <DrGore> fuck I'm watching series 10 as we type 
15:00 <DrGore> fucken fuck
15:00 <Clarkson> so tell me whats a lost cunt soul
16:00 <Serenity> i lost interest after season 7 tbh, i mean i watch them but dont enjoy them as much
16:00 <Crispy> i enjoyed them in my teens
16:00 <Crispy> havent seen them since
16:00 <Crispy> oh thats a lie, i watched those new ones that came out
16:00 <DrGore> if someone tells me some sort of revelation about monkey magic i'm going to loose my shit
16:00 <Clarkson> gangrene on ya dick doesnt make u a black man Pieter
17:00 <Serenity> my bro introduced me to it when i was about 7 lol watched it ever since.. though im a serial rewatcher
17:00 <Crispy> im the opposite, once ive seen somthing i cant re watch it
17:00 <DrGore> lose it too
18:00 <Serenity> i had the first 3 seasons of red dwarf on VHS when i was younger
18:00 <Serenity> watched them so much they didnt work anymore lol
18:00 <Crispy> haha same recorded off abc
19:00 <DrGore> Fawlty towers is great to rewatch
19:00 <Serenity> yess
19:00 <Crispy> yeah true
19:00 <DrGore> herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain
19:00 <vice> lol
20:00 <vice> <@Serenity> watched them so much they didnt work anymore lol <<< lol
20:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcliR8kAbzc
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A room with a view - Fawlty Towers - BBC Views: 706,845 Uploader: BBCWorldwide Uploaded: Jan 21, 2011 Duration: 2m53s Rating: 4.84
21:00 <Crispy> my sister did that with mary poppins
21:00 <Crispy> thank god that tape gave way
21:00 <vice> lol i bet
21:00 <vice> mary poppins was cool but never seemed to love it
21:00 <Crispy> i liked it the first 5 times or so
21:00 <Crispy> the following thousands.. not so much
22:00 <vice> lol
22:00 <Serenity> oh god lol mary poppings
22:00 <Serenity> er
22:00 <Serenity> poppins
23:00 <DrGore> mary poppings is a dif type of movie
23:00 <Serenity> rofl
24:00 <Crispy> hahaha
24:00 <Crispy> mary poppings 2: poppings some caps
24:00 <Crispy> that magic bad had everything
26:00 <Crispy> im watching ice hockey atm with this swedish guy
26:00 <Crispy> hes so into it atm... 
26:00 <Crispy> never really got into sport as much, fun to play.. not as much to watch
27:00 <Maurice> Have you never seen Mighty Ducks
27:00 <Maurice> Thats great to watch
27:00 <Serenity> i love that movie >.<
27:00 <DrGore> I heard the cast of Mighty Ducks all died of cancer
27:00 <Crispy> that is true... emeliooooo
27:00 <Crispy> wow thats sad
27:00 <Serenity> the mighty duck man i swear it!
28:00 <DrGore> true story
28:00 <TheRiddler> what is with these stories
28:00 <Crispy> emilio estava?
28:00 <DrGore> dead
28:00 <TheRiddler> you mean the coach died of cancer?
28:00 <DrGore> all of them
28:00 <Crispy> hes alive
28:00 <Serenity> i think hes being funny ash
28:00 <Serenity> chill
28:00 <Crispy> just had to imdb it
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
28:00 <Crispy> i got worried haha
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Crispy> dont make me triple deek you
29:00 <Crispy> what ever that is
29:00 <Maurice> Lol estava
29:00 <Serenity> and who do you think that man was??
29:00 <Crispy> Emilio Estevez
29:00 <Serenity> emilio estevezz
30:00 <Serenity> and i was like EMILIOOOO
30:00 <Crispy> yeah sorry i didnt know exactly when i typed it
30:00 <Crispy> hahahaha
31:00 <Maurice> I downloaded all 3 and made my kids watch them
31:00 <Crispy> hahah good stuff
31:00 <Serenity> my kids wont watch movies the jerks
31:00 <Serenity> well lils been watching harry potter thats about the first proper movies shes ever watched lol
31:00 <Crispy> now that i said mary poppins, i saw it was dick van dyke.. and now im downloading Diagnosis Murder Complete Series
31:00 <Clarkson> Aaron is a shit name lol
32:00 <thestig> why wont they watch movies?
32:00 <Maurice> Beat them
32:00 <Serenity> just no interest thestig
32:00 <Serenity> they dont really watch tv either
32:00 <thestig> wow
32:00 <thestig> i couldnt live without it
32:00 <DrGore> not even disney
33:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna take mine to see Hotel Transylvania 2
33:00 <DrGore> disney is crack to kids
33:00 <Maurice> Mostly because I want to see it
33:00 <Crispy> thats pretty good
33:00 <Serenity> not even disney
33:00 <Maurice> Actually, I could just go while theyre at school
33:00 <Crispy> m i have to go see hotel transylvania 2 in swedish on tuesday
33:00 <Serenity> we went to see inside out last holidays
33:00 <Serenity> ant almost fell asleep lol
33:00 <Crispy> with the neices and nephews
33:00 <Maurice> I still haven't seen that
33:00 <Serenity> lil cried
34:00 <Maurice> I've been slack in taking them to the movies, theres 4 new ones out on dvd they haven't seen
34:00 <Maurice> Inside Out, Jurassic World, Minions and Avengers
34:00 <Serenity> i hate going to the movies tbh unless its something i really wanna see
34:00 <DrGore> one of my mates, the last three times I have seen her she was dressed as Elsa from frozen...motherhood
34:00 <DrGore> is it Elsa
34:00 <Serenity> id rather stay at home and pay $2 for some microwaved popcorn rofl
34:00 <thestig> maurice i will go with u!
34:00 <Maurice> Last one I saw was Jurassic World, before that I watched Pitch Perfect 2 twice at the cinema
34:00 <vice> Serenity thats very bad
34:00 <Maurice> Yay thestig!
35:00 <vice> <@Maurice> Last one I saw was Jurassic World, before that I watched Pitch Perfect 2 twice at the cinema < LOL
35:00 <vice> <@Maurice> I'm gonna take mine to see Hotel Transylvania 2 < good movie
35:00 <Maurice> Why is that funny?
35:00 <Maurice> It was a good movie
35:00 <Crispy> hahaha you saw a movie twice in a row
35:00 <vice> its garbage
35:00 <Serenity> t-minus 3 minutes before jerome loses his shit completely and starts abusing people
35:00 <Maurice> I went with different people
35:00 <vice> im not abusing anyone Serenity
35:00 <Crispy> oh ok
35:00 <Serenity> literally cant even hold it together for one night rofl
35:00 <Maurice> I remember when Cruel Intentions came out
35:00 <vice> don't have to agree with everything you ppl say
35:00 <Maurice> I saw it 3 times at the cinema
36:00 <Maurice> Mostly for the fingerbang scene
36:00 <Crispy> ive never seen it
36:00 <vice> cruel intentions good movie
36:00 <Serenity> i wonder if thats not netflix
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol fingerbang
36:00 <Serenity> of course it isnt
36:00 <Crispy> oh i remmeber seeing that at the cinema, i just turned 15 and was alowed to see it
36:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME MAURICE
36:00 <Serenity> the fingerbang scene?
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's not?
36:00 <Crispy> sarah michelle gellar was the shit
36:00 <Crispy> nah cruel intentions
36:00 <Maurice> No sorry
36:00 <Maurice> The rollercoaster one
36:00 <Serenity> correct yourself lady
36:00 <Serenity> hahah
36:00 <Maurice> Whatsitsname
37:00 <Serenity> marky mark
37:00 <Serenity> mm
37:00 <Maurice> Yum
37:00 <TheRiddler> the 2nd had better sex scenes but was crap story wise
37:00 <Serenity> i cant remember what the movies called =/
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Maurice> FEAR
37:00 <Maurice> There we go
37:00 <Crispy> fear is that good
37:00 <Serenity> thats the one
38:00 <Crispy> ok its on download
38:00 <Maurice> He played a good psychopath
38:00 <Maurice> Except what he did to the dog
38:00 <Serenity> yeah that was mean
38:00 <TheRiddler> also the guy who played the main protagonist was better than the first 1
38:00 <Serenity> wat are you talkin about
39:00 <TheRiddler> cruel intentions 2
39:00 <Serenity> oh
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive seen it
39:00 <Maurice> I haven't
39:00 <TheRiddler> Robin Dunne is the guy
39:00 <Crispy> i didnt even know there was a number 2
39:00 <TheRiddler> in the second
39:00 <DrGore> anyone talks moves it's only a matter of time till they get to Deniro or pacino
39:00 <TheRiddler> there's 3
40:00 <Crispy> i just found out theres like 4 starship troopers
40:00 <Crispy> and nph isnt in 23 or 4
40:00 <Serenity> Sarah Michelle Gellar or whats her face...
40:00 <Serenity> reece witherspoon
40:00 <Serenity> i vote SMG
40:00 <Crispy> yeah buffy straight up
41:00 <Maurice> I can't stand either of them
42:00 <TheRiddler> yeah the 2nd starship troopers is a peice of crap
42:00 <vice> they all are
42:00 <vice> starship troopers lol
42:00 <vice> wtf
43:00 <Serenity> i havent seen starship troopers
43:00 <Crispy> yeah i downloaded the other ones, and watched the first 10min and closed it
43:00 <Crispy> wasnt worth it
43:00 <vice> dont bother with it
43:00 <vice> rubbish
43:00 <TheRiddler> you're rubbish
43:00 <Crispy> andim the garbage collector
43:00 <TheRiddler> the first 1 was good
44:00 <Crispy> yeah the one with nph
44:00 <Serenity> The Last Starfighter
44:00 <Serenity> good fillum
44:00 <TheRiddler> the 3rd atleast has Rico in it
44:00 <Crispy> is that the one how he plays the video game
44:00 <Crispy> at the trailor park
44:00 <Serenity> yuh
44:00 <Crispy> oh yeah i liked tha tone
44:00 <Crispy> that one*
44:00 <vice> its shit
44:00 <vice> crap
44:00 <Clarkson> not very good quality but. quite shit but it works if you can fiddle
44:00 <TheRiddler> now you're just trolling vice
45:00 <TheRiddler> wtf Clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> and fuck you all
45:00 <Serenity> one of us could say dog shit smells and he'd disagree just ignore it
45:00 <vice> im not trolling
45:00 <vice> its crap
45:00 <Crispy> buy me dinner first please
45:00 <vice> why dont you ppl realise that not e veryone likes the same shit as you do
45:00 <Clarkson> you should seen me i just went fucking psyco
45:00 <vice> and the things you like are not exactly profound
46:00 <Serenity> really Clarkson what about
46:00 <Clarkson> then hes spinnin shit
48:00 <milk> heya
48:00 <Crispy> hey hey
48:00 <Serenity> now hes a supershake
48:00 <Crispy> watch out tho.. it will bring all the boys
48:00 <Crispy> ... to the yard
48:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <milk> I think my bender is over
49:00 <Crispy> what did you get up to on your bender
49:00 <milk> cant remember
49:00 <Crispy> hahah great bender then
54:00 <Serenity> thats one hell of a bender
56:00 <vice> Serenity are u on drugs?
57:00 <Serenity> .
57:00 <Serenity> yeah all the drugs
57:00 <milk> there was smoking, cogitations on the theory of evolution, sex shops and a bondage prostitute
59:00 <vice> what drugs?
00:00 <Crispy> wowza
00:00 <Crispy> bondage prostitute sounds pretty serious
01:00 <Crispy> i would like 3 herions please, and one crack. thankyou
03:00 <Crispy> i dont think i would make a good drug addict, i give up to easy
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Crispy> it seems like alot of work
03:00 <Serenity> it does seem like a lot of effort
03:00 <Crispy> i watched the wire
04:00 <Crispy> i know right
05:00 <Crispy> and in tv, there always seems to be butt stuff going on as a result of drugs
05:00 <Serenity> lol butt stuff
05:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with butt stuff
05:00 <Crispy> nothing if your into it
06:00 <Maurice> It's not usually me whos in it..
06:00 <Crispy> hahahhaa
06:00 <Crispy> touche
06:00 <Serenity> :E
07:00 <Crispy> if you transort it, it goes in or out of it.. if you get cought other things go in it
07:00 <Crispy> just seems like if i wanted an enema i would go see a doctor
07:00 <Serenity> bahaha
08:00 <Crispy> im only going from tv ive watched, i dont actualy kknow anyting about the subject
08:00 <Maurice> You've never in your life done anything remotely close to 'butt stuff'
08:00 <Maurice> Wtf is this
09:00 <Crispy> but i guess if your into butt stuff, go ahead and get into the industry.. seems like a valid step towards happyness really
09:00 <Crispy> haha sorry i dont know, im tired and talking shit
10:00 <Serenity> you havent lived till you shove a franga full of something up your poo star
10:00 <Crispy> hahaha
10:00 <DrGore> you turn away for 10 min
10:00 <Serenity> loll
11:00 <Crispy> welcome back
11:00 <Maurice> Especially if it's been frozen before hand
11:00 <Crispy> please bend over
11:00 <Crispy> really they freeze it?
11:00 <Maurice> Now DrGore will complain about this, from mothers vacuuming, to land before time, to red dwarf, to anal
11:00 <Maurice> There is no pleasing some people
11:00 <DrGore> no i'm all about the anal
11:00 <DrGore> carry on
11:00 <Serenity> he just wanted a line of coke now hes got a bruised cornhole
12:00 <Crispy> well anal is always the natural progression to conversation, it all ends up talking about shit
12:00 <Maurice> You know it's been a good night when it's bruised
12:00 <Crispy> you can bruise your but hole?
12:00 <Serenity> i guess?
12:00 <Crispy> damn that seems painful
12:00 <Maurice> Of course it'd be likely, don't you watch porn? Look at the force to which they smash it in
13:00 <Crispy> thats true
13:00 <Crispy> never really thought of it
13:00 <Crispy> could you bruise your cock... then go from white cock.. to brown cock
13:00 <Clarkson> but i like it when shit just works
13:00 <DrGore> they take muscle relaxants.
13:00 <Crispy> seems like opposite micheal jackson penis
13:00 <DrGore> which is kinda cheating
13:00 <Maurice> That doesn't matter, the force is the same
14:00 <Serenity> get some amyl nitrate up ya schnoz
14:00 <Crispy> wheres milk, i want to hear about this bondage prostitute
14:00 <DrGore> if it was a chick it was probably my ex
15:00 <Crispy> i have the eurotrip scene in my head now
15:00 <Crispy> with the big buy with the didlo gun thing
16:00 <Serenity> loll
17:00 <Crispy> i reciently started watching under the dome
17:00 <Crispy> im actually into it, wasnt expecting to
18:00 <Maurice> I'm Last Man on Earth marathoning
18:00 <Crispy> oh yeah i watched the first 3 of that
18:00 <Crispy> well up to when the other chick rocks up just after he gets married
18:00 <Crispy> shit luck for him haha
18:00 <Maurice> Theres now 4 chicks and 3 guys
19:00 <Crispy> oh spoilers
19:00 <Crispy> also how does that work with the name of the show
19:00 <Crispy> mmm the missus just baked safron rolls and came and gave me one.. there still warm and delecious
19:00 <Maurice> Are you serious
20:00 <vice> Maurice how are u?
22:00 <Serenity> This guy on cupcake wars sounds exactly like kevin spacey its weird
23:00 <Crispy> what is cupcake wars
23:00 <Crispy> seems like the type of war i would fight in
24:00 <vice> cupcake wars?
24:00 <vice> prob a wii game she is playing
27:00 <Serenity> lol Crispy its a tv show
27:00 <Crispy> do they have paintball style cup cake battles
28:00 <Serenity> naw just teams baking cakes
28:00 <Crispy> ohh cooking show.. yeah that would make more sense
29:00 <Crispy> sorry i was taking the name in a different way in y mind
29:00 <Serenity> haha
29:00 <Serenity> im picturing guns shooting out cupcakes now
30:00 <thestig> mmm cupcakes
30:00 <Crispy> now thats a great idea, wonder if thats a thing, or on one of those crowd funding websites
30:00 <Crispy> but i think it needs to be invented
31:00 <Crispy> although it would attract alot of ants
31:00 <vice> Serenity is wanking
32:00 <Crispy> rightio fair play
32:00 <Crispy> just wash your hands before making these cupcakes
32:00 <Maurice> I could go a few dozen cupcakes right now
33:00 <Crispy> ive got safron rolls atm
33:00 <Crispy> rather delecious
33:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what that is
33:00 <Crispy> its a scandy thing
34:00 <Crispy> they seem to do it at cristmas time
34:00 <ShadowLurker> i got one cupcake on my mind
34:00 <Maurice> :o
34:00 <ShadowLurker> and ima eat the fuck out of it
34:00 <Crispy> its dough and safron baked really
34:00 <Crispy> delecious
34:00 <Crispy> you have it will mulled wine in winter time
35:00 <ShadowLurker> also
35:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:10:22 AM* <@Serenity> you havent lived till you shove a franga full of something up your poo star
35:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
35:00 <Crispy> hahahaha
35:00 <Maurice> Lucky bitch
35:00 <Crispy> now the question is... have you lived?
36:00 <vice> ShadowLurker have u shoved it in ur ass before?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> can i plead the 5th
36:00 <Crispy> probably if you live in america
36:00 <Crispy> no idea what the 5th is in other places
36:00 <Crispy> you could be pleeding that your are in love with a flower pot
36:00 <ShadowLurker> we dont have that here
38:00 <ShadowLurker> well minecraft has finished loading so fuck all of you and goodnight
38:00 <vice> lol minecraft
38:00 <Crispy> haha ciao bello
38:00 <vice> how old are you?
39:00 <Crispy> i dont think 12 year oolds come on irc any more
40:00 <Crispy> just people who pretend they are 12, when infact they are actually jarrod fogle
43:00 <Maurice> This is why you're my fave
43:00 <Serenity> i need to work out what kind im gonna cook for ant to take to school
45:00 <Maurice> Chocolate
45:00 <amelia> hash brownies
45:00 <Maurice> I'll take 6
46:00 <Serenity> yeah but what decorations i mean
46:00 <Serenity> we had the minecraft ones last year
47:00 <Maurice> Oh
47:00 <Maurice> The ones that are decorated by woolies
47:00 <vice> Serenity
47:00 <vice> to take to school?
48:00 <Serenity> thats what i said
48:00 <vice> yeh for what?
48:00 <Serenity> to fucking paint with
48:00 <vice> for what
48:00 <Serenity> what else would you do with cupcakes
48:00 <vice> eat them
48:00 <vice> whats the occasion?
48:00 <Serenity> his birthday
49:00 <vice> ohh right
49:00 <vice> cool
49:00 <vice> so why u bring that to school for?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> how dumb are you
49:00 <Serenity> because its what kids do, they take cakes and cupcakes to share with their friends in their class at school
49:00 <Maurice> I don't send them for my kids, coz I'd have to send enough for 3 classrooms since those 2 have all the same friends
50:00 <amelia> i used to bring lemons for the fruit at kindy
50:00 <Maurice> I would have loved you, amelia
50:00 <vice> oh ok
50:00 <vice> old days
50:00 <vice> we didnt do stuff like this
50:00 <vice> seems to be a new acceptance thing
51:00 <Maurice> I cut a lemon in half and scoop the flesh out with a spoon
51:00 <vice> kiss the ass of your fellow peers
51:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
51:00 <vice> is your child having a birthday party at your home?
51:00 <amelia> that made my eyes twitch jus thinkin bout it
51:00 <Maurice> Lol lemons are the best
51:00 <Serenity> yum lemons
51:00 <Maurice> All of my kids eat them like that too
51:00 <amelia> jeezus
51:00 <Serenity> no hes not having a party here and im not telling you where
51:00 <Maurice> Lucky I have an excellent lemon tree in the backyard
51:00 <amelia> i love em in desert
51:00 <amelia> but not straight
52:00 <Maurice> My mum puts salt on her lemons and eats the skin :S
52:00 <vice> <@Serenity> no hes not having a party here and im not telling you where< thought so LOL
52:00 <Serenity> lemon n salt nom
52:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
52:00 <Maurice> Thought so LOL why?
52:00 <Serenity> yes.. its hilarious we're not having a party here...
52:00 <vice> because why would you, your place is a shit hole
52:00 <Maurice> Rofl
52:00 <Serenity> except its not
52:00 <amelia> and there it is
52:00 <vice> lol ok
52:00 <amelia> haha
52:00 <Maurice> Why would anyone have a kids party at their house
52:00 <Maurice> You have to clean up the mess they make
52:00 <vice> why wouldnt they
52:00 <Serenity> rofll
53:00 <Serenity> he just cannot help himself
53:00 <vice> mess?
53:00 <Maurice> Yes, mess
53:00 <vice> dont know what your kid is like or their friends
53:00 <vice> but ok lol
53:00 <Maurice> Kids are messy
53:00 <Serenity> like im having 20 odd 8 year olds here fuck right off
53:00 <vice> and abit of extra work off irc time
53:00 <vice> such a struggle
53:00 <vice> :(
53:00 <vice> ahh 8 year olds LOL
53:00 <ShadowLurker> back to being a shitcunt i see
53:00 <Serenity> do you actually know how to be a normal person
53:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
53:00 <vice> i was thinking maybe 5 -6
53:00 <vice> LOL ok
53:00 <vice> so your kid has autism then or something and his friends are disabled?
53:00 <Serenity> do i have a 5 year old now
54:00 <vice> i thought possibly around that age Serenity
54:00 <Maurice> Wait, do I have a 5 yr old too
54:00 <vice> hence the dislike in cleaning up after your own kids party
54:00 <Serenity> probably
54:00 <vice> but hey you win mother of the year
54:00 <vice> LOL
54:00 <Serenity> i lose count of whos what age all them kids running around
54:00 <Maurice> Why would anyone want to do extra cleaning when they don't have to
54:00 <vice> fuck I had a party every year till i was like 12, at my house too
54:00 <Maurice> Lol what a stupid thing to say
54:00 <vice> never was a problem
54:00 <Clarkson> i read that somewhere and it was all asian guys cause they have small cocks and blow fast
54:00 <vice> and man was there food and things to do
54:00 <Serenity> vice having a party at a place a kid wants is a good thing not what youre trying to make out. you just look like a major spastic right now
54:00 <Serenity> tbh
54:00 <vice> you cunts really are lower class
55:00 <Clarkson> lots of sluts
55:00 <Maurice> I am very lower :(
55:00 <Serenity> says the guy having a melt down about a birthday party
55:00 <vice> lol
55:00 <Serenity> is it becauise you arent invited?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> he was never invited
55:00 <Maurice> My poor child having his party at bowling instead of boring home
55:00 <ShadowLurker> its a sore point
55:00 <Maurice> He's gonna need therapy
55:00 <amelia> pliv can be the clown
55:00 <vice> me having a an apparently "metldown" over your silly kids party has nothing on the fact
55:00 <Serenity> i bet he never got a home baked cake lol
55:00 <vice> Serenity
55:00 <vice> all my cakes were baked
55:00 <amelia> i love the word meltdown way too much
55:00 <Serenity> yeah by woolies
55:00 <vice> my cakes now are still baked
55:00 <Maurice> She said home baked
55:00 <vice> yes Maurice
55:00 <amelia> MeLTDoWN
55:00 <vice> home baked
56:00 <Maurice> The dumb is strong in this one
56:00 <Serenity> its a good word amelia
56:00 <vice> fuck how sad can it be
56:00 <Serenity> gets to the point
56:00 <Maurice> I just coughed and coke came out of my nose
56:00 <Maurice> And I mean cola, not powder
56:00 <Maurice> Burns
57:00 <Serenity> you're meant to swallow it first love
57:00 <Maurice> The cough surprised me
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> permission to snigger sir
00:00 <TheRiddler> memphis meltdown
00:00 <Serenity> ok mario cakes
00:00 <Serenity> done
01:00 <Maurice> I had marios for my 30th
01:00 <Maurice> Because I am very mature
01:00 <amelia> TOAD CAKE
01:00 <vice> Maurice how old are you?
01:00 <Maurice> 27
01:00 <Serenity> yeah i can do them with fondant
01:00 <Maurice> Yourself?
02:00 <Maurice> We bought toppers lol
02:00 <vice> Maurice u are not 27
02:00 <vice> unless you look very old for your age you are not 27 lol
03:00 <vice> but nice try
03:00 <Maurice> How dare you
03:00 <Maurice> I look 12
03:00 <vice> you like 38
03:00 <Serenity> you're going to send him into a fucking fit in a minute Maurice
03:00 <Maurice> :o
03:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
03:00 <Maurice> 38!
03:00 <vice> Serenity im calm just stating the truth
03:00 <Maurice> I'm 41 you cunt
03:00 <amelia> show me pic i will be the deciding party
03:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl calm
03:00 <vice> same for you and bidmead pig
03:00 <vice> both look mid 30's
03:00 <Serenity> hes gonna lose it any minute
03:00 <Maurice> amelia can it be a pic of whatever?
04:00 <vice> Serenity lol
04:00 <amelia> of whatever is codeword for your face yes
04:00 <amelia> if
04:00 <Maurice> Now I know I'm old, but I like to think I don't look 38..
04:00 <Maurice> Oh right
04:00 <vice> you think anyone that disagrees with you and follows the truth is some what a disanity on itself
04:00 <vice> LOL
04:00 <Maurice> My face
04:00 <Maurice> I don't have one of those
04:00 <amelia> oh bummer
05:00 <Serenity> you are literaqlly busting at the seems trying to cause a shit fight right now jerome. you're so transparent its not funny. so much so you cant see everyone taking the complete piss out of you right now
05:00 <TheRiddler> follows the truth
05:00 <Serenity> much lolz. would do again out of 10
06:00 <TheRiddler> join the dot books for adults
06:00 <amelia> cmon guys... jus all post your pics so amelia can have a look
06:00 <amelia> thnx
06:00 <Serenity> youve seen my green hair you greedy bitch
06:00 <vice> <@Serenity> you are literaqlly busting at the seems trying to cause a shit fight right now jerome. you're so transparent its not funny. so much so you cant see everyone taking the complete piss out of you right now
06:00 <Clarkson> [13:04:07] that is so fucking wierd Bass`Babe85
06:00 <vice> how am i trying to fit in?
06:00 <TheRiddler> the next adult colouring book
06:00 <amelia> i need to see it again
06:00 <vice> i disagree with you so im trying to fit in
06:00 <vice> LOL ok
06:00 <Serenity> no one said anything about fitting in
06:00 <Serenity> can you read?
06:00 <vice> you did
06:00 <TheRiddler> I thought vice was taco
06:00 <Serenity> well no i didnt
07:00 <vice> well yeh u did
07:00 <Serenity> its jerome
07:00 <vice> but ok lol
07:00 <vice> Serenity you should go and get a life
07:00 <Maurice> You've also seen me in my leopard print, amelia
07:00 <Serenity> wow... you are off your head
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh
07:00 <vice> do something with yourself
07:00 <Maurice> Yes, go get a life at 1am
07:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAAH
07:00 <TheRiddler> what has happened to taco
07:00 <amelia> thats right
07:00 <amelia> pink leopard
07:00 <amelia> i forgot that
07:00 <vice> maybe complete your shit education online maybe after 5 years
07:00 <Serenity> taco died i think
07:00 <vice> attempt that
07:00 <vice> taco is here
07:00 <Maurice> Me with pink hair https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e9/ee/26/e9ee266799b422df18c15a59cde7f984.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> 5 years rofll
07:00 <TheRiddler> maybe taco was jerome all along
07:00 <vice> right now he's in this chan
07:00 <Serenity> dude go finish off your crappy music website
07:00 <TheRiddler> they're very similar
07:00 <Serenity> and tell everyone your fat gf is a supermodel
07:00 <vice> just like pollock is
07:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaha
07:00 <amelia> fuck me dead
07:00 <vice> my gf is not a supermodel but she is hot
08:00 <Clarkson> I trust where the stuff if I ever need somethin, I trust the place it comes from , its hygenic and it sure as fuck aint made by no googlers
08:00 <vice> much hotter than u and anyone on here
08:00 <Serenity> shes ok for a porker
08:00 <Maurice> She's not hot LOL
08:00 <vice> and younger too
08:00 <vice> Serenity you are the last person to admit being not fat
08:00 <Serenity> ive never once said im not fat
08:00 <vice> both yourself and ShadowLurker gimp are fulltime obese
08:00 <Serenity> in fact ive said it many many times
08:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
08:00 <Serenity> unlike you i dont pretend
08:00 <vice> my gf is 60kgs im 68kgs and u recon thats fat LOL
08:00 <Maurice> Why is being younger a thing?
08:00 <vice> pretend what?
08:00 <Maurice> We're not fucking pedos
08:00 <xiphiid> Hahah.
08:00 <Serenity> shes not 60 kilos you liar rofll
08:00 <vice> Maurice how is it pedo?
08:00 <Serenity> more like 90
08:00 <ShadowLurker> 68 LOOOOOLLLLLL
08:00 <Clarkson> you might as well put cum in it
09:00 <vice> my gf 8 years younger than me big deal
09:00 <TheRiddler> have you not seen Liinda yet
09:00 <Serenity> LOL
09:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
09:00 <vice> liinda is a pig
09:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol a pic
09:00 <vice> walrus pig
09:00 <TheRiddler> *pig
09:00 <ShadowLurker> much dumb many stupid
09:00 <Maurice> 60kgs is massive if you're 4'5
09:00 <Serenity> linda is fucking hawt
09:00 <vice> liinda is also a whore
09:00 <vice> on chatubrate
09:00 <amelia> show me liinda
09:00 <Serenity> 60 kilos in one thigh maybe
09:00 <Maurice> Does he think nobody has seen those pics?
09:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know
10:00 <Maurice> Or his wicked website
10:00 <TheRiddler> she was 1 of the handbra girls amelia
10:00 <vice> her nick is ladolchevita
10:00 <amelia> oh
10:00 <vice> look it up
10:00 <TheRiddler> she had the pretty nails
10:00 <Serenity> lindas boobs were the boob ones on the pic
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <amelia> one of those girls
10:00 <vice> i use to wank on her every night for a year
10:00 <amelia> ahahahah
10:00 <Serenity> not mews melons
10:00 <amelia> i  am joking
10:00 <amelia> show me face
10:00 <vice> liinda from melbourne
10:00 <vice> makes tshirts
10:00 <vice> fat wog
10:00 <Serenity> do i look like i have a linda dossier?
10:00 <Serenity> get your own pics yo
10:00 <vice> i have my own pics
10:00 <amelia> i dunno wot a dossier is
10:00 <vice> she's hotter than u Serenity
10:00 <vice> by far
10:00 <amelia> so I'm gonna go with yes
10:00 <vice> amelia its like a folder
11:00 <Maurice> Lol amelia
11:00 <vice> collection
11:00 <Serenity> wow really im so heartbroken about the fact lindas hotter than i am
11:00 <amelia> dossier sounds very fancy
11:00 <Serenity> im going to go eat some cake
11:00 <Maurice> Get me some
11:00 <ShadowLurker> is this fuckwit really trying to look smrt with long words
11:00 <amelia> brb going to check on my dossier
11:00 <vice> she is
11:00 <Maurice> Cheers
11:00 <Serenity> first shes a pig now shes hot
11:00 <amelia> my dossier is lookin full
11:00 <TheRiddler> I no longer have a pic of her
11:00 <Serenity> which is it old chap
11:00 <vice> she's not a bogan rat from perth that has bastard children
11:00 <Clarkson> I don't know if I could shove tubes up mens penis wholes though.
11:00 <vice> like u do
11:00 <vice> and ur partner lives on austnet like u do
11:00 <Serenity> you leave my 9 kids alone m8
11:00 <amelia> omgggggggosh I've lost my dossier
11:00 <Maurice> Like you do..
12:00 <TheRiddler> cant get his story right
12:00 <vice> a dumb obese gimp cunt talking about mincraft at 1am
12:00 <TheRiddler> needs more dragons
12:00 <Serenity> you so mad jeromie
12:00 <Serenity> why is that so
12:00 <vice> Serenity when was the last time u actually had a job?
12:00 <amelia> will someone pls check their liinda dossier and make with the goods
12:00 <amelia> godamnit
12:00 <vice> im not mad
12:00 <vice> lol
12:00 <ShadowLurker> he full mad
12:00 <Serenity> you are fuming dude
12:00 <Maurice> Isn't Jermonie a sewing machine
12:00 <Serenity> yes Maurice lol
12:00 <vice> its jenome
12:00 <Serenity> no wait
12:00 <vice> actually
12:00 <Serenity> jernomie
12:00 <Serenity> or something
12:00 <vice> if u wanna try
12:00 <Maurice> Jenome?
12:00 <vice> try
12:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
12:00 <vice> Serenity
12:00 <vice> kids pic time?
12:00 <Maurice> Rofl
12:00 <Serenity> go ahead
13:00 <vice> no worries
13:00 <vice> 1 sec
13:00 <Serenity> it just makes you look like the pedo you are
13:00 <Maurice> Like the kids pics she's never shown before..
13:00 <vice> haha how is it pedo?
13:00 <Serenity> you hording pics of minors that dont belong to yuou
13:00 <Serenity> is pedo
13:00 <vice> im just posting a pic of your stupid bastard child of a son
13:00 <vice> how is that pedo?
13:00 <Maurice> You have other peoples kids pics, pedo
13:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
13:00 <Serenity> you do realise that this makes you look shit not me right?
13:00 <vice> Maurice explain how its pedo?
13:00 <Serenity> like.. your brain can go there right
13:00 <vice> its child porn is it?
13:00 <Maurice> Uhm, you have pics of someone elses kids?
13:00 <Maurice> Why
13:00 <Maurice> Pedi
13:00 <vice> its a pic of a kid
13:00 <TheRiddler> should of checked the link amelia
13:00 <Maurice> Pedo*
13:00 <vice> lol
13:00 <Serenity> that isnt yours
13:00 <vice> try make that stand up in court
13:00 <Maurice> LOL
13:00 <vice> see how far u get
13:00 <Maurice> This is hilairous
14:00 <vice> 1 sec im just grabbing it
14:00 <Serenity> what you are doing is actually illegal so if it ever did go anywhere near a court
14:00 <Serenity> you'd be in the shit
14:00 <vice> its not illegal
14:00 <vice> LOL
14:00 <vice> its a pic i took from your facebook like 2 weeks ago retard
14:00 <Serenity> it is so you are not allowed to post photos of a minor that does not belong to you you dickhead
14:00 <vice> of ur dumb cunt kid acting all halloween and spooky
14:00 <Serenity> no you didnt take it two weeks ago
14:00 <vice> yeh i did
14:00 <vice> the dumb cunt kid at the tunnels
14:00 <Serenity> we didnt do halloween
14:00 <vice> 1 sec ill just post it
14:00 <Serenity> whos pic have you got now...
14:00 <vice> your son
15:00 <vice> ant the 8 year old retard
15:00 <Serenity> ohhh you stole my cover pic haha that wasnt halloween you retard
15:00 <vice> lol ok
15:00 <Serenity> let me post it for you
15:00 <vice> ;)
15:00 <vice> please
15:00 <vice> post it now
15:00 <vice> so i can upload on 4chan
15:00 <Serenity> like the pedo you are
16:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11225252_10153069991087331_3554931570466789578_n.jpg?oh=d3608be055f150ab386ca4a06cb15795&oe=56F14D72
16:00 <Serenity> oh no a kid in a tunnel
16:00 <Serenity> fuck im OWNED
16:00 <Maurice> (01:14:30) (vice): its a pic i took from your facebook like 2 weeks ago retard
16:00 <TheRiddler> probably trawls the site for ppl pasting cp and saving it before it gets removed
16:00 <Maurice> Thats concerning
16:00 <Clarkson> Adonis has a torn rectum
16:00 <amelia> bl Adonis
16:00 <Serenity> hes a sick fucker Maurice he thinks saying this shit owns me but it just makes him look like a tamp
16:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Maurice> Is this like when he was posting pics of my 'daughter'?
17:00 <vice> thats it
17:00 <vice> thats the pic
17:00 <vice> Serenity
17:00 <Serenity> yes. it was my profile pic lol
17:00 <vice> i know it was
17:00 <vice> i have the pic
17:00 <vice> lol
17:00 <Serenity> so you openly admit to stalking my profile ookayyy
17:00 <vice> stalking?
17:00 <Serenity> thats not weird at all
17:00 <vice> how so?
17:00 <Maurice> ...
17:00 <vice> typing your name into facebook search
17:00 <Serenity> ROFL
17:00 <vice> thats stalking?
17:00 <Serenity> ...
17:00 <Serenity> constantly checkiong it for new pics is stalking
18:00 <Serenity> you are a pedo.
18:00 <vice> stalking would be following u home from work
18:00 <vice> going to ur house
18:00 <vice> waiting outside
18:00 <vice> going to see u at coles
18:00 <vice> or iga
18:00 <vice> or woolies
18:00 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt work that way
18:00 <ShadowLurker> ill put the ketlle on
18:00 <vice> going to ur kids school
18:00 <Serenity> thanks polly
18:00 <vice> thats stalking
18:00 <Maurice> Why are you typing her name into FB
18:00 <amelia> thnx Polly
18:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit weird
18:00 <vice> typing ur name into facebook isnt stalking
18:00 <vice> but nice try
18:00 <Serenity> constantly checking mu profile for new pics of my kids is stalking
18:00 <amelia> ahahaahha you were quicker
18:00 <Serenity> like the pedo you are
18:00 <vice> how?
18:00 <vice> how is it pedo?
18:00 <Serenity> its super creepo
19:00 <Maurice> Lock up your kids everyone
19:00 <Maurice> vice is on the prowl
19:00 <vice> having a pic of a kid is pedo is it?
19:00 <Serenity> because theyre children you fuckhead you get off having their pics
19:00 <Serenity> that makes you a pedo
19:00 <vice> no i dont
19:00 <vice> lol
19:00 <Maurice> WHY would you have a pic of a kid thats not related to you in any way
19:00 <Maurice> LOL
19:00 <vice> i get off knowing that having them makes u rage so hard
19:00 <Maurice> LOL what
19:00 <vice> i have no interest in your dumb bogan kids Serenity
19:00 <Maurice> She posted the pic herself
19:00 <Serenity> no ones raging jerome
19:00 <vice> of course
19:00 <Maurice> Thats hardly raging
19:00 <vice> and its on 4chan
19:00 <Maurice> Rofl
19:00 <vice> id be pretty pissed off if my kid was on 4chan
19:00 <vice> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> and what?
19:00 <Serenity> that doesnt DO anything to me
19:00 <vice> but thats ur parents of the year award
19:00 <TheRiddler> jerome was that guy those black ppl found in their home
19:00 <vice> yet again
19:00 <Maurice> So your pedo self shared a pic of a child to other pedos
20:00 <Maurice> Well done
20:00 <Serenity> it just makes you look like a wanker
20:00 <ShadowLurker> 4chan would eat you alive
20:00 <vice> that u dont give a shit
20:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking gimp
20:00 <vice> ShadowLurker
20:00 <Serenity> rofll
20:00 <vice> your pics are on there
20:00 <vice> your kids pics
20:00 <Serenity> hes so dumb its not even fair to destroy him
20:00 <amelia> now show me pic of ShadowLurker
20:00 <vice> 4chan wont eat me alive they alreayd ate your bidmeads 
20:00 <Maurice> Its actually quite sad
20:00 <vice> amelia u really wanna see him?
20:00 <vice> ok 1 second
20:00 <Serenity> its beyond sad
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcS5Kvqrk3M
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: lock up your kids Views: 71,596 Uploader: Daniel bowley Uploaded: Aug 6, 2010 Duration: 1m34s Rating: 3.28
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Serenity> hige yo kids
21:00 <Serenity> er hide
21:00 <Maurice> Can you post my prof pic, it's awesome
21:00 <ShadowLurker> says im on 4chan
21:00 <vice> u are
21:00 <ShadowLurker> ive never seen me
21:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you lie for jerome
21:00 <vice> well bidmead
21:00 <vice> i dont follow 4chan
21:00 <amelia> there was a kid at woolies and he grabbed the mayo n said to his dad "i want this jam!"
21:00 <Serenity> shut up Maurice you elf
21:00 <vice> i just know its a great starting point
21:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
21:00 <Maurice> My prof pic is a burka
21:00 <vice> i dont know anything about the place
21:00 <Serenity> can we call you mr geale
22:00 <Maurice> Did you punch him, amelia
22:00 <Maurice> ITS MAYO YOU LITTLE SHIT!
22:00 <amelia> stupid kid i said that ain't no jam
22:00 <amelia> he said yeah i jus wanna annoy dad
22:00 <amelia> hahahahaha
22:00 <Serenity> lol jam
22:00 <vice> call me whatever u want Serenity
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Serenity> well cock head was getting boring
22:00 <Maurice> She did
22:00 <Serenity> I figured since we were going for real names
22:00 <Maurice> Stop, wait a minute, fill my cup, put some liquor in it
22:00 <Maurice> Wheres ShadowLurkers pic
23:00 <vice> 1 sec
23:00 <amelia> yah make wif the pic
23:00 <Serenity> 4chan
23:00 <vice> just calling mayo
23:00 <vice> getting it
23:00 <Serenity> ROFL
23:00 <amelia> ahahhaahhahah
23:00 <Maurice> You already say 1 sec 20 million seconds ago
23:00 <Serenity> you utter fucking homo
23:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:00 <vice> he's playing fallout 4
23:00 <amelia> he's too busy wif fallout 4
23:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
23:00 <vice> Serenity ill post it dont worry
23:00 <amelia> haha
23:00 <Serenity> LMAO
23:00 <xiphiid> Heheh.
23:00 <ShadowLurker> better call mayo
23:00 <Maurice> Hurry up you giant twonk
23:00 <Maurice> We're waiting
23:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahaha so he doesnt have it
23:00 <Serenity> you can post whatever the fuck you want jerome
23:00 <ShadowLurker> more lies
23:00 <Serenity> no one cares you fuckhead...
23:00 <Serenity> BRB JUS CALLEN MAYO
24:00 <Maurice> Earlier this evening I thought 'hey, maybe that moron can be semi normal'
24:00 <Serenity> amelia ill post u the pic
24:00 <Serenity> hang on
24:00 <Maurice> I retract that thought
24:00 <vice> just wait a second
24:00 <ShadowLurker> callin mayo <20 seconds> oh hes playing fallout
24:00 <xiphiid> I see the sunrise happy hour is still alive and well.
24:00 <vice> need to get him
24:00 <ShadowLurker> sure you called
24:00 <Maurice> We've fucking waiting many seconds
24:00 <vice> ShadowLurker he is playing fallout
24:00 <vice> i have his number
24:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
24:00 <Serenity> you need to get his cock out of your arse you faggot
24:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
25:00 <Maurice> Why do you need mayo when you're a l33t pic saver
25:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha i dont know if he realises how fucking gay this makes him
25:00 <Clarkson> your gonna get ya dick chopped off dickhead
25:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a full fledged liar thats certain
25:00 <Serenity> just gotta call mayo
25:00 <vice> Maurice he has the pics
25:00 <vice> i dont
25:00 <Maurice> What
25:00 <vice> i dont give a shit about Serenity
25:00 <Maurice> You're shit then
25:00 <Maurice> Good fucking god
25:00 <Clarkson> Well, if its windows -- i know XP has issues with nvidia dirvers --0 some software is that overdone with typical MFC being used within buildnig the display, its using images instead --- fucking software would literally not pop uyp!
25:00 <Clarkson> ill grab that shit woooo hoooooo yea!
25:00 <Maurice> Clarkson is channelling vice
25:00 <ShadowLurker> "i dont give a shit about serenity" ... stalk her f/b
25:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
25:00 <Clarkson> putting heater on fuck melbourne is cold atm
25:00 <Serenity> LOL
26:00 <Serenity> for him to have got that pic means he checks it on the reg
26:00 <Serenity> dun car bout u doe
26:00 <Maurice> So hang on, if vice is both gay and a pedo, my 'daughters' wont be safe :/
26:00 <vice> Serenity
26:00 <ShadowLurker> hes ragin so hard right now
26:00 <vice> just give me afew mins ok
26:00 <vice> ill post it
26:00 <ShadowLurker> its hilarious
26:00 <Serenity> you dont need to
26:00 <Maurice> Smashing the keyboard like
26:00 <Serenity> ive already posted it you dickhead
26:00 <Maurice> FRSHYNUUREJHVCUMNRFGHJVCFDVX CKHNSDF4
26:00 <ShadowLurker> hes shaking right now
26:00 <Maurice> LOL I spelled cum
26:00 <ShadowLurker> with a lump in his throat
26:00 <Maurice> And I didn't mean to
27:00 <ShadowLurker> and its not a dick this time
27:00 <vice> Serenity u posted ur kid
27:00 <vice> im posting the ShadowLurker pic
27:00 <Serenity> i posted the pic you have of ShadowLurker to amelia
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah, she beat you to it
27:00 <vice> which amelia asked
27:00 <Serenity> Maurice has already seen it
27:00 <Maurice> Which ShadowLurker pic?
27:00 <Serenity> so dont bother
27:00 <Clarkson> took that fucker 6 days
27:00 <vice> post it then
27:00 <Serenity> the one of him n ant on the bike
27:00 <Maurice> I have him on FB
27:00 <Maurice> I don't need you to share it
27:00 <vice> yeh post it here
27:00 <Serenity> nah
27:00 <vice> its ok ill share it anyways
27:00 <Serenity> i wanna make yuu go to the effort
27:00 <Maurice> Go ahead
27:00 <Maurice> Share it
27:00 <amelia> i can confirm i have viewed said pic
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <vice> i like ur effort
27:00 <vice> amelia
27:00 <vice> post me
28:00 <vice> lets see
28:00 <Maurice> Omg
28:00 <Serenity> yeah so he can draw dicks all over a 6 year old again
28:00 <Maurice> Asking other people to do the work for the lazy cunt
28:00 <Serenity> like the big greasy pedo he is
28:00 <vice> hahahahaha
28:00 <vice> i have it
28:00 <Maurice> Get some work ethic you plonker
28:00 <vice> amelia u dont need to post it
28:00 <Maurice> No you don't
28:00 <Serenity> lol!!
28:00 <vice> Serenity
28:00 <amelia> i wouldn't
28:00 <Serenity> i bet his nuts are tingling right now
28:00 <vice> u realise it was slinky j who gave it to me and mayo
28:00 <amelia> i can be a bitch but I'm pretty good wif pics
28:00 <Clarkson> you mouth bitch
28:00 <Serenity> NO! really?
28:00 <vice> i didnt even draw the dick pics
28:00 <vice> i just posted it
28:00 <Serenity> welcome to 2 years ago you drongo
28:00 <vice> LOL
29:00 <vice> and ill post it again
29:00 <Serenity> you are so slow
29:00 <vice> when he sends me it
29:00 <Maurice> You don't have anything
29:00 <vice> which wont be long
29:00 <Serenity> you post my pics ill post yours deal?
29:00 <Maurice> You said so above
29:00 <vice> ok Maurice
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ima post it... ima post it..... ima post it....
29:00 <ShadowLurker> we're waiting
29:00 <Serenity> do we have a deal?
29:00 <Maurice> (01:25:28) (vice): Maurice he has the pics
29:00 <Maurice> (01:25:30) (vice): i dont
29:00 <Maurice> Serenity, deal
29:00 <Serenity> cool
29:00 <Maurice> I mean, whos gonna ban you?
30:00 <Maurice> Not I
30:00 <vice> doesnt mean anything
30:00 <vice> ill just post them on dalnet
30:00 <vice> undernet
30:00 <vice> freenode
30:00 <vice> like i have been
30:00 <vice> LOL
30:00 <Maurice> Why though? Lol
30:00 <Serenity> what would that even matter?
30:00 <Serenity> posting pics to people who dont know us rofl..
30:00 <Maurice> They'll just wonder why the fuck you're such a moron
30:00 <TheRiddler> ^
30:00 <Serenity> OH i have a better deal
31:00 <Serenity> you post my pics I post your phone number
31:00 <Maurice> Rofl
31:00 <Maurice> Or that business
31:00 <Serenity> all of it really
31:00 <vice> ill post my phone number right now
31:00 <Maurice> Go on
31:00 <vice> 0406306707
31:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl business
31:00 <Maurice> Let me call you
31:00 <vice> why would i care
31:00 <vice> lol
31:00 <vice> its ur kids pics that matter to u
31:00 <vice> not my name being jerome geale or anything you dumb cunt Serenity
31:00 <Serenity> they dont matter its all in your head rofl
31:00 <Serenity> yes it is
31:00 <vice> ok Serenity
31:00 <ShadowLurker> plop that on 4chan as a known pedo
31:00 <vice> ;)
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lets see how you care then
32:00 <Serenity> because we found your fucking year book with your dork face in it
32:00 <Serenity> LOL
32:00 <TheRiddler> z-line offense
32:00 <Maurice> He really didn't look like I thought
32:00 <Serenity> no one here can zline him its the only reason hes doing this
32:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
33:00 <vice> lol
33:00 <vice> u found a school pic of me back in year 8
33:00 <vice> so what
33:00 <vice> ive posted pics of me recently
33:00 <thestig> plivent MELTDOWN
33:00 <Serenity> so.. its YOU
33:00 <vice> do u want a pic of me now?
33:00 <vice> Serenity its u hun
33:00 <Serenity> you literally just lied.
33:00 <vice> and soon will be ur kid
33:00 <vice> ill post it now
33:00 <Maurice> I want a pic of you now
33:00 <vice> Ant and ShadowLurker
33:00 <vice> on the bike
33:00 <Serenity> so what?
33:00 <Serenity> rofl im not sure what it means
33:00 <Maurice> Most of us have seen that pic lol
34:00 <Maurice> Whats it proving
34:00 <amelia> show them your sexy leg pic pliv
34:00 <vice> amelia u show them
34:00 <vice> i deleted it
34:00 <amelia> I didnt save the link
34:00 <vice> damn
34:00 <Serenity> what a shame
34:00 <vice> han gon i might have it
34:00 <Serenity> i have it already tho
35:00 <Maurice> Lets just back up a second, us Perth folk are losers because we are awake at 1.35am, yet that dickbag is 3 hours ahead of us, and is still awake and on here
35:00 <Serenity> yep lol
35:00 <vice> im not saying u are losers for being awake now
36:00 <Maurice> And he doesn't even have kids to cause this awakeness
36:00 <vice> dont put words in my mouth
36:00 <vice> well no i dont have any kids lol
36:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry, we just don't have lives
36:00 <Maurice> Totes diff
36:00 <Serenity> you've got about 20 mins then im going to bed
37:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck you don't have kids
37:00 <Serenity> i have 9
37:00 <TheRiddler> 2 and 1/2 tons of mint choc icecream
37:00 <vice> well no i dont have kids
37:00 <Maurice> I have 74
37:00 <vice> i dont plan on having kids till im 40
37:00 <Serenity> no thats your age you senile bitch
37:00 <doctor> Maurice is an ant queen
37:00 <amelia> mmmm mint iceycream
37:00 <Maurice> Ant what
38:00 <doctor> king?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> noone plans on having kids with you anyway
38:00 <Serenity> ant farm
38:00 <Maurice> What ants, what
38:00 <Serenity> dont worry about it Maurice lol
38:00 <doctor> yeah i'm just being silly
39:00 <vice> http://imgur.com/UM2duPJ
39:00 <vice> amelia that the one?
39:00 <vice> Serenity im 28  im not 40 yeat lOL
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAAHHAAH
39:00 <doctor> very red
39:00 <amelia> yessssssss
39:00 <thestig> dem chicken legs
39:00 <Serenity> i didnt say anything about your age
39:00 <Serenity> you're off your fucking head
39:00 <vice> <@Serenity> no thats your age you senile bitch
39:00 <vice> ???
39:00 <Serenity> was i talking to you?
39:00 <amelia> wif your magic carpet (towel)
39:00 <Serenity> no.
39:00 <Maurice> Wtf is that
39:00 <vice> sorry im just reading the chat hun
40:00 <Serenity> learn to follow
40:00 <vice> ok
40:00 <Maurice> Oh hun
40:00 <vice> where did i need to pick up from?
40:00 <Serenity> i dont care
40:00 <vice> :(
40:00 <Maurice> She was talking to me about my age you fucking numpty
40:00 <TheRiddler> you may need to go back to school if you cant follow an irc conversation
41:00 <Serenity> i just smashed myself in the teeth with my drink bottle rofl
41:00 <vice> ill need to go back to school yes
41:00 <Maurice> I'M SO POSTING YOUR FB PIC OF THAT, SERENITY
41:00 <Maurice> LOOK OUT
41:00 <Serenity> oh no
41:00 <Serenity> ok one more ep of cupcake wars
41:00 <Serenity> then im going
41:00 <Maurice> Shits sake
42:00 <Maurice> I'm last man etc
42:00 <Maurice> New season and I have had it paused for the last forever
42:00 <vice> how about episode of bidmeads last kid?
42:00 <Maurice> What kid
42:00 <Serenity> homer
42:00 <Maurice> Poor Homer
42:00 <Maurice> That beanbag whore
42:00 <Serenity> that name tho
44:00 <Maurice> I just don't get it, last kid? What?
44:00 <Serenity> no one gets it lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hes ragin too hard to make sense
44:00 <Maurice> I'm starting to feel really bad for him
45:00 <ShadowLurker> imagine being so dumb you dont know youre dumb
45:00 <Maurice> Like, couleurs trolls but he makes it seem legit
45:00 <Maurice> This moron, does not.
46:00 <vice> im not trolling
46:00 <vice> thats the difference
46:00 <TheRiddler> wtf are they showing the whole season tonight
46:00 <Serenity> of what
46:00 <Maurice> No shit, because you a doing a crap job of it
46:00 <TheRiddler> red dwarf
46:00 <Serenity> oh prob
47:00 <Serenity> i dont think that season 8 was very long as it
47:00 <Serenity> was*
47:00 <vice> red dwatf is stupid
47:00 <vice> for wannabes
47:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
47:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
47:00 <vice> trust u dumb cunts to like that shit
47:00 <vice> LOL
47:00 <Clarkson> and eat it off her as i fuck her in the as
47:00 <vice> do u think it makes u smart or cool to like that?
47:00 <vice> its rubbish
47:00 <Maurice> Oh dear lord
47:00 <vice> fawlty towers was good yes
48:00 <vice> but red dwatf LOL
48:00 <vice> that was the start of  hipster dog shit
48:00 <Serenity> have you ever been in a room where someones talking and everyones kinda just giving each other awkward sideways glances and just feeling hell embarassed
48:00 <Serenity> thats this chan right now
48:00 <vice> lol
48:00 <vice> Serenity
48:00 <vice> do something baout it then
48:00 <vice> stop crying
48:00 <vice> why u talking to 3 ppl
48:00 <vice> ur only friends
49:00 <Serenity> yep def this chan right now
51:00 <vice> https://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?id=1566135236&fref=ts&ref=br_tf
52:00 <vice> https://www.facebook.com/MysTeri0usMe?fref=ts
52:00 <Maurice> Naww Homer
52:00 <Maurice> I guess mayo woke up
52:00 <Serenity> there is he stalking again haha
52:00 <Serenity> finally got jeromes dick out of his gob haha
53:00 <vice> thats nothing
53:00 <vice> ;)
53:00 <Serenity> ok mr pedo winky
54:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocketttt
55:00 <Serenity> dat collar doe
55:00 <Maurice> It's pink :S
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Serenity> watches his bfs
55:00 <Serenity> er
55:00 <Serenity> matches
55:00 <Maurice> And the backpack straps
57:00 <Serenity> lol @ her
57:00 <Maurice> Lol
57:00 <Maurice> So sirry
57:00 <Maurice> Pedoing over kids, has their pics online
58:00 <amelia> i finally see pic of Serenity
58:00 <amelia> Maurice will be next
58:00 <Maurice> Does she have green hair
58:00 <Serenity> sorry i dun haf green hair anymore
58:00 <Maurice> amelia, I can show you several, but they'd all be a lie
58:00 <amelia> not gonna lie, i am very disappointed at the lack of green hair
58:00 <Serenity> show her the elf one
58:00 <Serenity> rofl
58:00 <Maurice> Fucking cat just turned the xbox on, now she's upside down staring at the light like 'wtf? I didn't do that'
58:00 <Maurice> YES YOU DID
58:00 <Serenity> Maurice is an elf irl
59:00 <Maurice> Lol my elf self rocks to be honest
59:00 <Serenity> we get to put them up soon!
59:00 <amelia> show @ me
59:00 <Serenity> 10 days!
59:00 <Maurice> Hang man
59:00 <Serenity> or 9
59:00 <Serenity> whatever
59:00 <Maurice> 8 lol
59:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
59:00 <Clarkson> your stomach is obv empty and your balls are full, thats why you have shit relationships
00:00 <vice> <@Maurice> Fucking cat just turned the xbox on, now she's upside down staring at the light like 'wtf? I didn't do that' < try harder next time
01:00 <Maurice> For?
01:00 <Serenity> i think hes on drugs lol now he thinks hes your cat
01:00 <vice> im on heroin big deal
01:00 <vice> u sit on irc straight Serenity
01:00 <vice> ur drug and ShadowLurker;s drugs
01:00 <Serenity> well if i sit crooked i get a sore back
01:00 <vice> are kfc and pig food
02:00 <Maurice> I wish I had KFC and drugs
02:00 <Serenity> me too tbh
02:00 <Maurice> Here amelia http://i.imgur.com/7WdOBCu.jpg
02:00 <Maurice> My legs are hot
02:00 <Serenity> buahahaha
02:00 <Serenity> i love those
02:00 <Serenity> doodle better put his up
02:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAH wotdahexagon
02:00 <Maurice> ROFL
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> **** Jerome/plivent ****
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Address: Kincumber 2251 NSW
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Nickname: esuterik/plivent
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Name: Jerome Robert Geale
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Date of Birth: 09 June 1987
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Email: [email protected]
03:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Mobile: 0406 306 707 Vodafone
03:00 <Serenity> oh schnap
03:00 <amelia> you have a tiny waist
03:00 <Maurice> Aren't I hot
03:00 <Serenity> amelia like 4 christmases ago Doodle made one of thise jib jab christmas videos with Maurice myself him ShadowLurker and faux
03:00 <Maurice> It was HILARIOUS
03:00 <Serenity> and it was lolarious so every year we change our pics to elf pics from the video
03:00 <Serenity> cause we're lame
04:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
04:00 <Maurice> I was working away on site, no drugs or booze but I fucking lost it
04:00 <amelia> will i get to see this years
04:00 <Maurice> Only if he makes one
04:00 <vice> amelia is hot
04:00 <Serenity> MAYBE
04:00 <vice> best girl on here
04:00 <amelia> omgosh fuck pics, now i want videos
04:00 <Maurice> The pic of Doodle and ShadowLurker was the best
04:00 <Serenity> i wish we saved the vid
05:00 <vice> its good to know that pollock is awake
05:00 <vice> when he cries jen loves me more
05:00 <Maurice> Oh great, thanks to Jerome I now want to see amelia
05:00 <Maurice> Show
05:00 <Serenity> ive seen her feet
05:00 <Serenity> theyre pretty
05:00 <Maurice> LOL Jen
05:00 <Maurice> The STI riddled whore
05:00 <vice> amelia is hot
05:00 <Serenity> i dunno why i always think of blonde and blue when i think of amelia
05:00 <vice> best girl on here
05:00 <vice> by far
05:00 <amelia> ahaahahha cos i have blonde hair and blue eyes maybe?
06:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever seen your eyes
06:00 <Maurice> We all have that thanks to dye and contacts
06:00 <Serenity> did you post a pic of you in a blue dress or something?
06:00 <vice> amelia is beatiful
06:00 <vice> hottest on here
06:00 <vice> better than u and Serenity anyday
06:00 <vice> she actually has a job too
06:00 <Maurice> Oh how sad am I right now..
06:00 <amelia> i think I've posted a pic of my finger and half my face in here
06:00 <vice> and no gimp kids
06:00 <Maurice> I don't have a job, so you're right there
06:00 <Maurice> I have kids but they're not gimps
06:00 <Maurice> Boohoo me
07:00 <vice> they are
07:00 <vice> ur kids are retards
07:00 <Maurice> Oh, my bad
07:00 <Maurice> I didn't know that..
07:00 <Serenity> hes bullying doc
07:00 <Maurice> My poor dog :(
07:00 <Serenity> hahah
07:00 <vice> ur poor pussy
07:00 <vice> to love it
07:00 <Maurice> No, dickhead
07:00 <Maurice> Doc is the dog
07:00 <Maurice> Not the pussy
08:00 <Serenity> BOOBS
08:00 <Serenity> i mean.. i just saw amelia
08:00 <Maurice> Mine got grabbed so many times today
08:00 <Serenity> your pussy?
08:00 <Maurice> My boobs
08:00 <Clarkson> guess i'm in a kinda gay mood
08:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> http://imgur.com/joSqfuS
08:00 <Maurice> What I have of them
09:00 <Serenity> thats a pedo haircut if i ever saw one
09:00 <Maurice> ROFL WHAT
09:00 <Maurice> Someone put a bowl on his head
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahahahahahah dat cunt
09:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
09:00 <Maurice> Thats a really shit pic
09:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> **** Jerome/plivent ****
10:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Address: Kincumber 2251 NSW
10:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Nickname: esuterik/plivent
10:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Name: Jerome Robert Geale
10:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Date of Birth: 09 June 1987
10:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Email: [email protected]
10:00 <JeromeRobertGeale> Mobile: 0406 306 707 Vodafone
11:00 <amelia> is Kincumber really a place
12:00 <Serenity> lets see what google says
12:00 <vice> lets
12:00 <Serenity> google says yes
13:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
13:00 <vice> good to see pollock is still awake
14:00 <ShadowLurker> i would giggle my ass off if it was mayo
14:00 <Maurice> HE'S PLAYING FALLOUT 4
15:00 <Maurice> FUCK OFF M8
15:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
15:00 <Serenity> rofll
15:00 <Serenity> ive got fucking wind burn on my lips
15:00 <ShadowLurker> dick*
15:00 <Serenity> the ones on my face you filthy cunts
15:00 <Clarkson> waitin for it to defrost so i can poach the fucker
15:00 <Maurice> :o
15:00 <ShadowLurker> poached lips
15:00 <amelia> "wind" burn
16:00 <Serenity> dont you start ok MKVIII
16:00 <Maurice> When I was unfortunate to go on holiday to VIC and see snow, I can home with the worst wind burn in the world
16:00 <amelia> mortal kombat 8?
16:00 <Serenity> oh nice reply
16:00 <Serenity> now i want to play mortal kombat
16:00 <amelia> ahahaha wtf is mkviii
17:00 <Maurice> Wheres that twats reply
17:00 <Serenity> it wasnt meant to have a k in it haha
17:00 <Serenity> MVIII
17:00 <Maurice> And I don't mean amelia this time..
17:00 <amelia> i am so confused
17:00 <Serenity> VIII is 8
17:00 <Serenity> M8
17:00 <amelia> OHHH
17:00 <Serenity> come on dude its late but catch up
17:00 <amelia> AHAHABAHAHHAHA
17:00 <Maurice> Serenity http://i.imgur.com/SkSgCVQ.jpg
17:00 <amelia> i was stuck on mortal kombay
17:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
18:00 <Serenity> i had a mortal kombat game on the gamecube and i want to play it
18:00 <amelia> I didnt like gamecube much except mario kart
18:00 <amelia> n smash bros
18:00 <Serenity> i liked that mortal kombat and luigis mansion lol
19:00 <Serenity> thats about it
19:00 <Maurice> I have never ever played it
19:00 <Serenity> oh and smash bros was ok
19:00 <amelia> ohhh luigis mansion is gud too
19:00 <Maurice> I did Tekken though, got sore thumb
19:00 <Serenity> I got ant a 3ds today he reckons he'd prefer that to a new bike
19:00 <Maurice> Lol
19:00 <amelia> FUCK YES
19:00 <Serenity> it looks pre cool for a gimicky thing
19:00 <amelia> TELL HIM TO ADD ME ON ANIMAL CROSSING
19:00 <Maurice> Cal has a 3ds, got it a few years ago, doesn't fucking play it
19:00 <Serenity> haha
19:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is
20:00 <Maurice> I really should sell it
20:00 <Serenity> i had to open it all up and set it up today so he couldnt see me putting in the passwords n shit
20:00 <Serenity> or he'll just bypass the parental cntrols
21:00 <Maurice> We have a 3ds and 2 normal ds and they can't find any of them or the games
21:00 <Maurice> Assholes
21:00 <Serenity> we've got two old school ds's
21:00 <Maurice> Oh also, speaking of assholes
21:00 <amelia> fuck the normal ones off
21:00 <Maurice> What happened to vice
21:00 <Serenity> but hes been harping on about a 3ds for his birthday
21:00 <amelia> it looks shit in '3d' anyway
21:00 <Serenity> its the XL model i dunno what the diff is other than size
21:00 <Maurice> Mum got Cal the 3ds the year I was in horrible shitty Vic
22:00 <Maurice> XL is just fucking huge
22:00 <Serenity> i played a bit of mario kart in 3d today i kept going cross eyed lol
22:00 <amelia> it fucks mad ways with your eyes
22:00 <Clarkson> yyou don't have to prove shit to me
22:00 <Maurice> Thanks, Clarkson
22:00 <amelia> i never play it with 3d on
22:00 <Clarkson> new bed shiz
22:00 <Serenity> what can you do with the camera amelia?
23:00 <Serenity> is it for games?
23:00 <Maurice> Only 3D I do is my tv
23:00 <amelia> i think some games can include it
23:00 <amelia> i never used it
23:00 <Serenity> can you take selfies? lol he'll be on that shit
23:00 <Clarkson> haha your full of shit buddy
23:00 <amelia> ahaahahahah
23:00 <Maurice> I'd ask my kid for you Serenity, but he tells stories like my nanna
23:00 <amelia> i think you can set character up wif camera
23:00 <Maurice> They go for 45 yrs
24:00 <Serenity> we got him a go pro christmas before last and i went through the memory card
24:00 <Serenity> and it was just like 67 pictures of shots up his nose
24:00 <amelia> this kid gets everything
24:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
24:00 <amelia> so full on action shots then
24:00 <amelia> good to see he's makin the most of it
24:00 <Serenity> and videos of him playing minecraft
25:00 <Maurice> Fuck those
25:00 <amelia> gettin the most out of it
25:00 <Serenity> alright its fucking late im going to bed
25:00 <Serenity> night
25:00 <Clarkson> im a tough fucker
25:00 <amelia> peace
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
27:00 <Crispy> mmmbopp
38:00 <thestig> doooowappp
58:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
58:00 <dematerialised> its a delightful 13 degrees with a cool easterly in the great australian bight at the moment
10:00 <Crispy> hahaha nice
10:00 <Crispy> i still cant remmeber the next words
28:00 <Stop-Gap> i might go to bunnings
56:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12278749_2508436122544957_9215876788819203234_n.png?oh=e4c8c1e9958ffbfc40478df1e5a90f7b&oe=56EEDDB8&__gda__=1458383098_1f8aa7eab756ff1585473fb567fd8db9
10:00 <couleurs> LPFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Crispy> what does thate mean
16:00 <Crispy> ]
17:00 <couleurs> noyb
17:00 <couleurs> myob
19:00 <couleurs> :P
22:00 <Crispy> is that a tax program
23:00 <couleurs> yea
23:00 <Crispy> ok cool
25:00 <Crispy> corel draw to you\
26:00 <couleurs> ok cool
32:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
04:00 <MrMark> gossip
09:00 <couleurs> any1 tipsy yet
13:00 <couleurs> ;)
13:00 <MrMark> not yet
14:00 <MrMark> workin on it
18:00 <MrMark> are we all naked and having an orgy yet?
20:00 <couleurs> yea
23:00 <thestig> hi fauxy
24:00 <zaim> im tipsy, couleurs
24:00 <couleurs> WoOoHoOo
29:00 <MrMark> wooooooo
30:00 <couleurs> Show TiTs, GeT HiTs
30:00 <couleurs> --- YouTiTes
31:00 <stebie> moobs
32:00 <zaim> stebie my net runs like shit. hows yours?
33:00 <zaim> wow 10mbit
33:00 <zaim> brb
34:00 <MrMark> mine runs at 1 trillion tera mega bits per millisecond
35:00 <couleurs> mine runs at jamaican bobsled team per second
36:00 <zaim> reboot of the modem got me to 65mbit
36:00 <zaim> still unacceptable.
37:00 <couleurs> agreed.
37:00 <couleurs> anything less than 95mbit is 56k
37:00 <zaim> pretty much.
37:00 <zaim> if my torrents arent getting over 5 meg a second
38:00 <zaim> then theres no point being online.
39:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
39:00 <MrMark> jamaican bobsled..........groovy man.......pass me the reefer
42:00 <couleurs> http://www.speedtest.net/result/4852648348.png
42:00 <couleurs> TooTooT
43:00 <zaim> damn u nbn.
45:00 <zaim> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4852652256 embaressment.
46:00 <British^Meat> LOL
46:00 <British^Meat> you got it too good mate
46:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
46:00 <zaim> im just being precious
46:00 <couleurs> optus crable
47:00 <British^Meat> no shit
47:00 <zaim> hey optarse cable is good.
47:00 <zaim> its been good for almost 20 years
47:00 <couleurs> i was on it it was faster
47:00 <zaim> todays just being a cunt.. im usually hoverying around 101-105mbit no probs
47:00 <couleurs> but yea still good
47:00 <couleurs> weird upload tho
47:00 <zaim> yeah 2mbit
47:00 <zaim> very stupid
48:00 <MrMark> a mate of mine has optus cable and its been down for 3 weeks
48:00 <zaim> your mate mark, is unfortunate
48:00 <zaim> i hear bad stories, i hear good stories
48:00 <zaim> like every provider
48:00 <couleurs> i bean on iinet for 11 years or something
48:00 <zaim> im in sunshine.. and the optus cable exchange is only a couple km's away
48:00 <MrMark> i been on iinet 10 years
49:00 <zaim> u happy?
49:00 <MrMark> yep
49:00 <zaim> stiuck with em
49:00 <zaim> adsl right
49:00 <couleurs> they gave me fetch tv for free for 6 months cos i told them 2
49:00 <zaim> you're fortunate the telstra network'
49:00 <zaim> s
49:00 <zaim> been ok
49:00 <zaim> how often u got downtime 
49:00 <zaim> ive got fetch tv as well couleurs
49:00 <MrMark> once a year maybe 30min downtime
50:00 <zaim> $115 for unlimited 100mbit + fetch
50:00 <couleurs> yea it's cheaper on optus
50:00 <couleurs> i got it for the scoccer
50:00 <zaim> id pay a little bit more for the uploads u get tho
50:00 <couleurs> cos sbs is shithouse
51:00 <zaim> channel 31 is going online only soon
51:00 <couleurs> RiP
51:00 <MrMark> sbs.....sex b4 sleep
51:00 <zaim> totally
54:00 <couleurs> maybe they will introduce an IRC channel
54:00 <couleurs> irc live on tv 24/7
56:00 <couleurs> Picard could have his own talkshow... typeshow?
57:00 <zaim> moan show
57:00 <couleurs> HeHEheh
02:00 <simba> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12278772_880253945415263_8323120449340374521_n.jpg?oh=69a6c321e8c6248c1f32d17ad533b8b3&oe=56AEDC71
03:00 <simba> dudeshanginout.jpg
04:00 <couleurs> DoPe
04:00 <faux> dude shang in out
04:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/aokj
04:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JVqRy0sWWY
04:00 <couleurs> ^___________________^
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 1000W LED Flashlight - Worlds Brightest (90,000 Lumens) Views: 13,114 Uploader: rctestflight Uploaded: Nov 21, 2015 Duration: 5m31s Rating: 4.93
04:00 <simba> skrtelmakesgrownmencry.gif
05:00 <couleurs> agreed.
05:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/rlgf
06:00 <simba> crazy cross almost hits the moon
06:00 <simba> they had 3 mins of posession then we pwned them
06:00 <couleurs> KLoPPZoNe
07:00 <couleurs> cool flashlight dude, u r become the sun
16:00 <simba> Beyoncé and Jay Z Had a Date Night at Britney Spears's Las Vegas Show..... And no, they COULD NOT refrain from dancing to "Oops!...I Did It Again." 
22:00 <I-Stephen> Hey guys
22:00 <I-Stephen> HI zaim
31:00 <zaim> hey I-Stephen
36:00 <I-Stephen> HI zaimlong time no type
36:00 <I-Stephen> what are you up to?
36:00 <zaim> watching seinfeld
36:00 <zaim> i
36:00 <zaim> u
37:00 <I-Stephen> getting ready to move house
37:00 <I-Stephen> never fun
38:00 <I-Stephen> cleaning out my room
40:00 <I-Stephen> hate it but it's gotta be done
43:00 <I-Stephen> I'll miss this house, it's been my home for 19 years, nearly half my life
43:00 <I-Stephen> I'll miss this house even
43:00 <Doodle> r u going into a home
04:00 <Serenity> is I-Stephen that blinde guy
05:00 <Serenity> -e
11:00 <couleurs> Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Gay
18:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/Rove/status/668277276837027840
18:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!
18:00 <couleurs> Rove is back you guys!!!!!!!
07:00 <I-Stephen> doodle a home as opposed to a house
07:00 <I-Stephen> Serenity yes I'm "that blind guy"
09:00 <Serenity> sorry i didnt mean that to sound rude
09:00 <I-Stephen> not a prob it's all good
09:00 <I-Stephen> brb phone
10:00 <I-Stephen> back
11:00 <I-Stephen> bloody persistent telemarketer BS artists
11:00 <TheRon> what am i, bigs or smalls?!
11:00 <I-Stephen> even trying to put on an aussie accent
11:00 <Doodle> lool TheRon
11:00 <Doodle> THE POOFTERS CUE
12:00 <I-Stephen> TheRon no idea
12:00 <TheRon> i have never used the poof stick
12:00 <I-Stephen> you could be an alien with 3 heads for all I know. hahaha
12:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/12244281_10153357103022424_5750740302428827696_o.jpg
13:00 <faux> idgi
13:00 <Doodle> jail m8
13:00 <TheRon> that's the subway jared
13:00 <Doodle> footlongs in his butt
13:00 <faux> whatd he do
13:00 <Doodle> pedo
13:00 <TheRon> he gave all the children aids
13:00 <faux> ew
13:00 <faux> what
13:00 <Doodle> eating underage sangas
13:00 <faux> fuckwit
14:00 <Doodle> in court he is like 'o i have done this horrible thing to my wife and kids'
14:00 <Doodle> and the judge is all 'its ok you gave her $8m she will be fine'
14:00 <I-Stephen> I heard about him. disgusting old sod. hope he gets a good going over
14:00 <Doodle> agreed I-Stephen
15:00 <TheRon> he's gone to jail where he'll get rammed!
15:00 <Doodle> i hear prison food is quite nice
15:00 <Doodle> mind you its not so nice when they nail u to a table and ram it up your backside
15:00 <Serenity> you get hell skinny in prison so he doesnt have to worry about getting fat
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> he will be someones subway bitch in 5s flat
15:00 <Clarkson> i know its better than sex i had some on fridaynight as well :P
15:00 <I-Stephen> I don't care about the manner of the punishment, so long as it's a punishment.
15:00 <Doodle> ASK ME WHAT CHEESE I WANT
15:00 <Doodle> HNGGG
16:00 <TheRon> i reckon subway will still be sneaking in subs for him
16:00 <Serenity> what did he actually do i havent read anything
16:00 <Serenity> was it pics or did he actually abuse some kid
16:00 <Doodle> trying to get young hookers to get kids for him
16:00 <I-Stephen> a bit of both
16:00 <Doodle> and pics i think
16:00 <Serenity> =/ ew
17:00 <I-Stephen> doodle, speaking of witch. take a sqizz at this
17:00 <Doodle> do i want to
17:00 <I-Stephen> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/true-crime-scene/hey-dad-cop-this-robert-hughes-crappy-entry-into-goulburn-supermax-prison/news-story/5169e46cea28c6b26bc684f503919a73?sv=34d2ad3771829f0143f8280dc15582c0
17:00 <Doodle> oh lol yeah i saw that
17:00 <Doodle> sux 2b him
17:00 <TheRiddler> his only choice of footlongs will be black, white or hispanic
17:00 <Doodle> or chair leg
17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:00 <Serenity> pvc piping
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Doodle> 'would u like that fresh or toasted?'
18:00 <Serenity> mm toasted hispanic
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> what sauce
19:00 <Serenity> chipotle ofc
19:00 <Doodle> sweet clarence dressing
19:00 <Doodle> and tyrone
19:00 <Doodle> and carlos
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
20:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
20:00 <Doodle> i have an inspection on tues
20:00 <Doodle> want to take bets on whether they show up
20:00 <Serenity> i wonder if they will turn up
20:00 <Serenity> oh haha
20:00 <Doodle> haha
20:00 <I-Stephen> Doodle what sort of inspection?
20:00 <TheRon> better hide your stash
20:00 <Doodle> rental
20:00 <Serenity> i bet they dont
20:00 <Doodle> i will know if they have been here
20:00 <Doodle> the bomb will go off
21:00 <I-Stephen> Doodle fartbomb?
21:00 <Doodle> i can hear sirens
21:00 <Doodle> yes
21:00 <TheRon> leave them a couple of hash cookies
21:00 <Doodle> that kind of bomb
21:00 <Doodle> fk that they dont deserve hash cookies
21:00 <TheRiddler> peace pipe
21:00 <Doodle> also 420
21:00 <Doodle> ish
21:00 <TheRon> yes!
22:00 <I-Stephen> they did that to some mormons once. they doorknocked a house and were offed "american chocolate cookies" and they ended up stoned hahahahaha
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> omnom
22:00 <TheRon> classy
22:00 <TheRon> bringing them closer to god
22:00 <faux> yeah you just ooze class gus
22:00 <I-Stephen> hahahah
22:00 <faux> Lol 
23:00 <vice> hi Dugnuts how was jens pussy?
23:00 <TheRon> wow!
23:00 <vice> was it hairy?
23:00 <Doodle> crikey
23:00 <I-Stephen> it could've been worse. they could have ended up some canibal's dinner
23:00 <Doodle> olaw
23:00 <Doodle> d
23:00 <Doodle> which troll is that
23:00 <faux> plivent
23:00 <Doodle> joiz
24:00 <Doodle> fair suck of the sav m8
24:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
24:00 <Serenity> computer just restarted
24:00 <Doodle> pretty stoned
24:00 <I-Stephen> name, make, model?
24:00 <Serenity> NAH UH SHEEZ ONLI 60 KEELOS M8
25:00 <Doodle> on a scale of 1 to 10 i'm alpaca
25:00 <I-Stephen> Serenity it could be your mobo. get it looked at by a tech.
26:00 <Serenity> uhh no
26:00 <I-Stephen> I had that keep happening to me last year
26:00 <Serenity> im perfectly capable of looking after my own pc
26:00 <Doodle> *pussy
26:00 <TheRon> some people think its wrong the love between a man and his llama 
26:00 <Serenity> dont be dirty
26:00 <I-Stephen> Serenity oh well you know what to do then, I was just trying to help
26:00 <Doodle> heheeeeeee
27:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0LnZOf_O0
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Don't Be Dirty Quiz - A Bit of Fry and Laurie - BBC Views: 686,311 Uploader: BBCWorldwide Uploaded: Nov 17, 2008 Duration: 1m49s Rating: 4.94
27:00 <Doodle> DONT BE DIRTAH
28:00 <TheRon> playing bowls, the guys can get real dirty
28:00 <TheRon> the little white ball is called the kitty, come up with your own jokes
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12240000_10153198952759599_6406286359205174929_n.jpg?oh=169d4d5dc27549a5714b50ac4f0e1251&oe=56B70F2A
31:00 <TheRon> genius
33:00 <TheRiddler> I found out the bottom of my pc where the intake fan for the psu is was covered in dust
34:00 <TheRiddler> also
35:00 <faux> did u snort it
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> no way
35:00 <TheRiddler> it wasn't fairy dust
35:00 <TheRon> columbian white??
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <TheRiddler> I need to get 1 of those attachments for the vacuum to clean out the pc
36:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12274356_139222279773275_2644391796844701548_n.jpg?oh=ba6e4e545c2e9a604efe702a9b393297&oe=56E06695
37:00 <couleurs> wut, don't do that tiggier
37:00 <couleurs> just get some compressed air in a can and blow it out 
37:00 <couleurs> Trust Me, I'm an Expert.
38:00 <TheRon> take it down the servo and use the air pump
38:00 <Serenity> we is experts
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Mythreeboysandi/videos/633483043421656/
38:00 <couleurs> Static Electricity Kills PCs. 
39:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/QMdU4sUeGxs
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: We is Experts Views: 1,451 Uploader: Darren Withers Uploaded: May 26, 2015 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 5.00
39:00 <TheRiddler> my can of compressed air is no longer blowing properly
40:00 <TheRiddler> probably dont last long
40:00 <Serenity> tickle its balls
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <couleurs> Maybe You're Out of... *puts on sunglasses* Air. 
40:00 <TheRiddler> there's air just the pressure in the can must be low
41:00 <TheRon> would farting on it help?
41:00 <couleurs> Fart on Art.
41:00 <TheRiddler> and it only lasts a few secs before it stops
41:00 <couleurs> oh ok just get a new pc
41:00 <couleurs> Problem Solvesed.
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> my computer is at a point where it doesn't need a full upgrade
42:00 <TheRon> BvB win?
42:00 <faux> omg
42:00 <couleurs> which graphics card did you get i bet it amd
42:00 <TheRiddler> yes
42:00 <faux> mum and her hubbys cat died
42:00 <couleurs> NO RON THEY LOST 
42:00 <faux> :(
42:00 <faux> nooo
42:00 <TheRon> damn!
42:00 <TheRiddler> r9 270x
42:00 <Serenity> :(
43:00 <couleurs> but liverpool won
43:00 <faux> they just got back to tassie and the neighbour rang and told them
43:00 <faux> they dunno what happened yet
43:00 <TheRiddler> poor kitty
43:00 <faux> mums not even an animal person and shes so upset :/
43:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
43:00 <faux> shes like "you get used to her you know"
43:00 <faux> omg
43:00 <faux> slack 
43:00 <couleurs> i got a gtx 960 4gb for $240
43:00 <Serenity> thats so sad wah
43:00 <couleurs> #TeamGrean
44:00 <faux> their other one died earliee this year
44:00 <Serenity> ill be an absolute mess when my boys go
44:00 <faux> but it was sick
44:00 <faux> :(:(:(:(:(:
44:00 <TheRiddler> where did you get 1 for $240
44:00 <couleurs> amazon.cum
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
45:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 is good for me
45:00 <TheRiddler> it runs things on max
46:00 <couleurs> me 2
47:00 <TheRiddler> https://external.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDrX2__VZzOu3Rw&url=http%3A%2F%2F31.media.tumblr.com%2F59b0b1b66dc76cb17252f429b7373229%2Ftumblr_nfibcpZG211s46wyqo1_400.gif
50:00 <couleurs> Ok
53:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
09:00 <couleurs> hey kelly19 ;)
09:00 <kelly19> hi
10:00 <couleurs> A/S/L
13:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*u Th*n
14:00 <couleurs> <katatonic_kake> NEXT
14:00 <TheRon> EN14fifa
15:00 <couleurs> i drank a stella lite Ron, it was discusteing
15:00 <TheRon> the lite bit would've put me off
15:00 <couleurs> it's all just added tap water
16:00 <couleurs> it foams weird
16:00 <TheRon> i like stella
17:00 <couleurs> normal 1 is ok
18:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcs7dxGkEDc
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Improve Google Translate for Refugees Views: 99,897 Uploader: Google Uploaded: Oct 23, 2015 Duration: 1m11s Rating: 3.92
18:00 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaTi CoNFiRMeD
23:00 <couleurs> :P
25:00 <couleurs> Hi Doctor 
35:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*u Th*n
36:00 <couleurs> <katatonic_kake> NEXT
36:00 <TheRon> hey hey language, geez!
38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRSmUcW-A0Q
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ist das Ganja? Views: 621,587 Uploader: Jodok Oberholzer Uploaded: Apr 4, 2015 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.94
38:00 <couleurs> simba found
41:00 <couleurs> DaNK MeMe BRa
41:00 <TheRon> take dank's shit, it's just a placebo mate
43:00 <couleurs> F*CK Y*U CLARK SON
43:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck im hangover still
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
43:00 <TheRon> australian reds?
43:00 <TheRon> columbian white?
47:00 <TheRon> try try try to umderstand, he's a magic man
55:00 <TheRon> all the lonely people where do they come from
25:00 <TheRon> and nothing ever happens
26:00 <TheRon> nothing happens at all, the needle returns to the start of the song and we all sing along like before
35:00 <faux> try try try to umderstand, he's a magic man
35:00 <TheRon> indeed
36:00 <TheRon> with the magic hands
36:00 <thestig> faux faux it is like 35c today
37:00 <TheRon> john butler - funky tonight
39:00 <TheRon> don't you hate it when you look at a chicks ttis and realise they're talking
39:00 <DrGore> lol
40:00 <thestig> lol wot
40:00 <DrGore> the afore mentioned statement
40:00 <TheRon> the chick is talking
42:00 <DrGore> thestig do you have TheRon on ignore?
42:00 <TheRon> he does yes
42:00 <DrGore> oh
42:00 <DrGore> that explains it
43:00 <TheRon> i like breasts
43:00 <DrGore> really thestig did what!
44:00 <DrGore> no fucking way
44:00 <DrGore> see what I did there
44:00 <faux> wtf
44:00 <TheRon> i wanted a hooker for b'day and he wouldn't get me one
44:00 <faux> came to read what stig wrote and me app crashed
44:00 <faux> paste please
45:00 <DrGore> from what point
45:00 <faux> just what he said to me
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> my highlight went off
45:00 <faux> or was it pm. im so confused 
45:00 <TheRon> it was really saucy
45:00 <faux> this app is ridic
46:00 <DrGore> TheRon> with the magic hands
46:00 <DrGore> <thestig> faux faux it is like 35c today
46:00 <faux> eww
46:00 <faux> sux2bu
46:00 <faux> ty DrGore 
47:00 <DrGore> ;)
49:00 <couleurs> :P
51:00 <stebie> :]
52:00 <TheRon> tell me that you'll open you eyes
07:00 <Immutable> :O
08:00 <Immutable> hoi amelia!
09:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaloha mutty!
11:00 <amelia> i am so floral right now
12:00 <Immutable> floral is the new black
16:00 <couleurs> who's reddy 4 FiFa
16:00 <Immutable> miii
17:00 <Immutable> what's fifa
17:00 <amelia> no soz not right meow cereals maybe latah
17:00 <couleurs> scoccer video gam
17:00 <couleurs> Ok
18:00 <Immutable> I'll play any free game with you as long as it's not illuminati
18:00 <Doodle> i love that game
19:00 <Doodle> erlermernerter
19:00 <faux> :/
19:00 <Doodle> theyre pits
19:00 <couleurs> Ok
19:00 <faux> idgaf
19:00 <Doodle> churypitz
19:00 <faux> Theyreseefy
19:00 <faux> seefy
19:00 <Doodle> ido
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <faux> seedy 
19:00 <Doodle> i'mseefy
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <faux> ffs
19:00 <faux> fat finger syndrome 
19:00 <Immutable> I'm really seedy lately
19:00 <faux> brb
20:00 <Immutable> haven't had sex in two years
20:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
20:00 <amelia> TWENTY FOUR MONTHS
20:00 <amelia> 365 x 2 DAYS
20:00 <Immutable> I think I need to build a robot or something to just get rid of this pent up seedy energy
20:00 <Doodle> uh
20:00 <amelia> 2 YEARS
20:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
20:00 <Doodle> amelia will help u out
21:00 <Doodle> she has slats
21:00 <Immutable> nah I'm good
21:00 <amelia> wots wrong wif ma slats m8
21:00 <Doodle> ur missin out
21:00 <Immutable> err notin notin
21:00 <couleurs> I Love Slats
21:00 <amelia> i see how it is
21:00 <amelia> not good enough for your 2 year chastity belt
21:00 <Doodle> amelia said tity
22:00 <Doodle> tity belt!
22:00 <Doodle> wibblewibblewibble
22:00 <Lumeah> sup
22:00 <Doodle> my pants, now that i have this new belt
22:00 <amelia> tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity tity
22:00 <Doodle> looool
22:00 <Doodle> tity bummmm
23:00 <Doodle> etc
23:00 <amelia> is disco robot as handsome as disco stu
23:00 <Immutable> handsomer
23:00 <Lumeah> seriously they aren't worth the bother
23:00 <Doodle> what arent
24:00 <amelia> i always think Lumeah is a bot
24:00 <Doodle> botbot
24:00 <Immutable> he is
24:00 <amelia> talks so much random nonsense
24:00 <Doodle> i'm a berrrrrrrrrrrt
24:00 <Immutable> I thought Doodle was a bot too
24:00 <amelia> herberrrrrrt
24:00 <Doodle> i am
24:00 <amelia> no
24:00 <Doodle> Doodlebot 9000
24:00 <Immutable> but I don't know bots that are as dumb as Doodle 
24:00 <amelia> he has a bay window
24:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <Doodle> rude
25:00 <Doodle> its so i can see the bay
25:00 <Doodle> from ballarat
25:00 <amelia> he's not dumb he is jus lacking intelligence ok
25:00 <Immutable> lol ok
25:00 <Doodle> i lack nothing
26:00 <amelia> you lack intelligence ok
26:00 <Immutable> you're a fully featured doodle
26:00 <Doodle> swiss army Doodle
26:00 <Doodle> i have the little hoof pick thing and all
27:00 <Immutable> I've got to lose weight
27:00 <faux> pics
27:00 <faux> -- Amelia 
28:00 <faux> show @ me
28:00 <amelia> yes show me picd
28:00 <faux> -- amelia
28:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah
28:00 <faux> loll
28:00 <amelia> you know me too well
28:00 <Immutable> pix of my fat?
28:00 <faux> ye
28:00 <amelia> ye
28:00 <faux> go on
28:00 <amelia> HAHA
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <Doodle> filth
28:00 <couleurs> FaT TRaiLeR
28:00 <amelia> aaaaaaahahahahahhahaahaha
28:00 <faux> weve all seen doodles fat 
28:00 <Doodle> :o
28:00 <faux> ; )
28:00 <Doodle> rude
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <faux> hehehe
29:00 <Doodle> faux go do my new job 4 me tomorrow pls
29:00 <Doodle> ty
29:00 <faux> id rsther no
29:00 <faux> t
29:00 <Doodle> go on
29:00 <Doodle> we'll be manager by the end of the week
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Immutable> ok hold on going to upload
29:00 <faux> only cos boobs
30:00 <Doodle> ihihihihi
30:00 <faux> yours
30:00 <faux> obv
30:00 <Doodle> ye
30:00 <Doodle> i figured
30:00 <faux> :o
30:00 <faux> r u sayin minershit
30:00 <Doodle> no i'm saying mine are fabulous
30:00 <faux> phew
30:00 <faux> agreed
30:00 <amelia> where da pics @ yo
31:00 <Doodle> if urs had more hair they would be almost as good as mine
31:00 <faux> i wac
31:00 <faux> x
31:00 <Doodle> you're such a girl
31:00 <faux> i braided me nipple hair and donated to wig charity
31:00 <Doodle> lmao
31:00 <Doodle> wigs 4 humanity
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <Doodle> wigs 4 the poor little starving black babies in africa
31:00 <faux> merkins
32:00 <Doodle> olawd
32:00 <Doodle> merkin2wardspeace
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Doodle> k i have stuff to do bblzzzzzzzzz
32:00 <amelia> ok nice convo
32:00 <amelia> but
32:00 <amelia> pics pls
32:00 <faux> hes uploading 
33:00 <Immutable> http://i63.tinypic.com/jaavs2.jpg
33:00 <amelia> fuck how long does it take to upload
33:00 <Immutable> you happy now?
33:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAHAHA
33:00 <amelia> sort of
33:00 <amelia> I'm not quite sure
33:00 <amelia> part of me is happy, the other part is regretful
34:00 <Immutable> yeah I've got to secure my position as hottest person on austnet by losing that shit
34:00 <faux>  dude
34:00 <faux> u need to wax dat shit
35:00 <Immutable> nobody is going to see it idgaf
35:00 <faux> we did
35:00 <Immutable> ^
35:00 <faux> lolo
36:00 <amelia> yah mang
36:00 <amelia> your stomach is as hairy as fauxs snatch
36:00 <amelia> thats jus not in
36:00 <amelia> on
36:00 <faux> ex
36:00 <faux> cuse
36:00 <faux> me
36:00 <stebie> D:
36:00 <amelia> wot hi
37:00 <faux> smd kelly
38:00 <amelia> kelly do not listen to her she is upset re her hairy vjj
38:00 <amelia> why did i jus get dejavu
38:00 <faux> havebu been dicsuccing my cuntfro
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <faux> DICSUCCING
38:00 <amelia> CWORDFRO
38:00 <faux> Best dyslexia ever
38:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahah
38:00 <faux> discussing*
39:00 <amelia> ohhh i jus saw the dic succin hahaah
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <faux> so blonde
39:00 <amelia> so pubic
39:00 <faux> fu
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAHĹ
39:00 <amelia> Ĺ
39:00 <amelia> wtf
40:00 <Immutable> fite
40:00 <faux> Ł
40:00 <faux> ļ
40:00 <faux> feliz navidad
40:00 <faux> cbf doing dishes
40:00 <faux> ffff
40:00 <amelia> pùbìč
40:00 <faux> bĺøñđę
40:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
41:00 <faux> we're so franch
41:00 <Immutable> neighbours upstairs are fighting over who is a more disgusting piece of shit
41:00 <faux> whos winning
41:00 <amelia> go show dem your tummy n say NO I AM
41:00 <faux> show them ur hairy tum
41:00 <faux> ull win
41:00 <faux> LOL
41:00 <faux> WOT
41:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaa
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <amelia> me 1st
41:00 <amelia> too slow homo
41:00 <faux> :(
41:00 <couleurs> Pubic Blonde le parfum by Praris Hinton
41:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahaha
41:00 <amelia> Praris Hinton
42:00 <Immutable> don't make me regret showing you my fats
42:00 <couleurs> she the korean paris hilton ok
42:00 <faux> i regret askinh
42:00 <amelia> your fats is bootiful
42:00 <amelia> now show your face pls
43:00 <Immutable> errg can I just get a facebook picture?
43:00 <faux> yes
44:00 <amelia> i will accept a facebook pixel
44:00 <couleurs> me 2
44:00 <amelia> i like mutty he makes with the guds
46:00 <Immutable> http://i64.tinypic.com/29m8uc3.png
48:00 <Immutable> did it show up?
48:00 <couleurs> your hairy stomach doesn't match your face
48:00 <amelia> stop staring deep into my soul
48:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
48:00 <amelia> whu do boys always have such gud eyebrows with no effort
48:00 <faux> lordy
48:00 <Immutable> its not a good pic
48:00 <couleurs> def a serial killer 1 dude
49:00 <TheRiddler> where's my v
49:00 <couleurs> you need a makeover
49:00 <couleurs> us girls gonna help
49:00 <couleurs> right girls
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <amelia> you don't look like someone who couldn't have sex for 2 years
49:00 <amelia> wots wrong with your personality
49:00 <faux> looool
49:00 <Immutable> just dying inside amelia
49:00 <TheRiddler> do I?
49:00 <couleurs> even fat hairy stomachs get sex
49:00 <faux> im dying insideeeeedde
49:00 <faux> and no body knows it but meeee
49:00 <amelia> awwwwee
49:00 <faux> ok i need to stop eating cherries
50:00 <amelia> come sit wif us
50:00 <faux> im gonna grow into one
50:00 <Immutable> anyway I'm going on a diet starting tomorrow
50:00 <TheRiddler> faux eats virgins
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <faux> um
50:00 <faux> what
50:00 <couleurs> just cut out all sugars lose 2 dress sizes in minutes
50:00 <amelia> you dun have heapsaaaa to lose
50:00 <Immutable> so where are my pics?
51:00 <amelia> we only accept pics, we don't hand out
51:00 <amelia> wotchu think this is m8
52:00 <Immutable> no idea
52:00 <Immutable> you can pm them to me if you want
52:00 <amelia> ahahaahaha
52:00 <Immutable> just letting you know I want em
52:00 <TheRiddler> umm
52:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/DnlsEh5
52:00 <faux> me
52:00 <amelia> faux will show hers for the both of us
52:00 <TheRiddler> match maker
53:00 <amelia> faux is on da ledt
53:00 <amelia> left
53:00 <TheRiddler> whos left
53:00 <faux> right
53:00 <faux> pls stop narrating fauxs life u will become partay
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHA
53:00 <amelia> i will never become partay
53:00 <faux> phew
54:00 <Immutable> I reckon amelia is the hottest one here
54:00 <Immutable> she just doesn't want to cough up the pics
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <faux> what about me
54:00 <faux> so rude
54:00 <Immutable> I'm just not going to comment
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <faux> :(
54:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHHA
54:00 <amelia> wrekt
54:00 <Immutable> I'm going to play it safe
55:00 <faux> lolllllllllllll
55:00 <faux> im vhoking on me cherry
55:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaah
55:00 <amelia> same colour as your top
56:00 <TheRiddler> I just came back from helping my sister move in a new fridge
56:00 <TheRiddler> it's 4x the size of her old 1
57:00 <amelia> she needed someone muscly to help out
57:00 <amelia> Asheh to the rescue
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> well her guy friend could barely walk
58:00 <TheRiddler> from 3rd degree sunburn
58:00 <Immutable> pretty sure I'm still the hottest person on IRC + fats
58:00 <Immutable> that's pretty sad
58:00 <amelia> i dunno, faux is high up there mutty
58:00 <Immutable> yep
58:00 <amelia> and have you seen Picard?
59:00 <amelia> #competition
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ytsD4bm.png
59:00 <couleurs> me
00:00 <amelia> beautiful jus beautiful
00:00 <Immutable> pretty sure that's michael cera
00:00 <amelia> no
00:00 <amelia> its couleurs
00:00 <Lumeah> i ate to late
00:00 <amelia> can't you read
00:00 <TheRiddler> picard won the 1st place in the nationals farmers fair
01:00 <Immutable> michael cera sucks anyway lol
01:00 <amelia> he makes me laugh
01:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is cera doing with snookie
01:00 <amelia> with his awkwardness
02:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever it is
02:00 <amelia> he gettin sum ok
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> I liked the girl that played romona flowers in scott pligrim
02:00 <amelia> i dun remember
03:00 <amelia> the lil blonde one?
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.blackboxbelfast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-646554-1280x692-hq-dsk-wallpapers.jpg
03:00 <amelia> ohhhh
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <amelia> fake pockets annoy me
04:00 <Immutable> fake anything annoys me
04:00 <amelia> wot about fake boobs
04:00 <Immutable> depends if they're robot boobs or not
05:00 <Immutable> fake robot boobs annoy me the most
05:00 <amelia> so robotic
05:00 <Immutable> but robot boobs are crisp
05:00 <Immutable> I know
05:00 <Immutable> I need a robot woman
05:00 <Immutable> one that can iron
06:00 <amelia> you need Rosie
06:00 <Immutable> yep
06:00 <Immutable> my neighbours have stopped fighting
06:00 <Immutable> wonder if the police have come yet
07:00 <amelia> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/4/44/Rosie.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120305141357&path-prefix=protagonist
07:00 <Immutable> problem amelia is she has no boobs right
07:00 <Clarkson> my cock is hungover the balcony
07:00 <amelia> improvise
10:00 <Immutable> is anyone else into disco house?
11:00 <Immutable> and live in sydney?
11:00 <Immutable> and want to go to our house with me?
11:00 <couleurs> all of us
11:00 <Zade> tonight?
11:00 <Immutable> yey
11:00 <Immutable> I get to go to our house with michael cera
11:00 <Immutable> nah not tonight I have shit to do
12:00 <Zade> its a school night
12:00 <amelia> wots our house
12:00 <amelia> and wots disco house is that a music genre
12:00 <Zade> lol
12:00 <Immutable> yeah it's a music genre it's a mix of disco and house music...
13:00 <amelia> ohhh
13:00 <TheRiddler> so 1 good music genre mixed with 1 bad music genre
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <amelia> which is gud and which is bad
14:00 <amelia> i not a fan of either
14:00 <Immutable> don't you live in canada or something?
14:00 <TheRiddler> disco is the good 1
14:00 <amelia> WOT
14:00 <TheRiddler> canada ya
14:00 <amelia> i live in perth
14:00 <amelia> but i went to canada
14:00 <amelia> and want to live there
14:00 <TheRiddler> aye
15:00 <TheRiddler> oops
15:00 <Immutable> just pretend you do
15:00 <amelia> yah i live in Banff
15:00 <amelia> i snowboard all day erryday
15:00 <TheRiddler> you gotta say ay after every setence
15:00 <amelia> i never heard a canadian say ay once
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> probably depends where you go in canada
16:00 <amelia> yeah
16:00 <amelia> cos if south park says it then it must be true
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <amelia> i luff that episode
16:00 <Immutable> Zade, do you want to come with us?
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's more than southpark tho
16:00 <amelia> ahahaha i know
17:00 <Zade> dunno know if i can be bothered going to sydnehy 
17:00 <Zade> sydney 
17:00 <Immutable> fair enough let me know
17:00 <TheRiddler> there's also that santa clause movie with tim allen
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Zade> the tunes should be alright though 
17:00 <amelia> hasn't he got like 27 santa movies
17:00 <Immutable> it was good the last time I went
19:00 <TheRiddler> no only 3
19:00 <TheRiddler> thank goodness
20:00 <TheRiddler> the first was alright the 2nd was meh the 3rd was pretty awful
20:00 <TheRiddler> imo
21:00 <TheRiddler> even the imbd ratings reflect that actually
21:00 <amelia> ahaahha
22:00 <couleurs> my imbd rating is 9.2
23:00 <Immutable> who would want to be michael cera lol
25:00 <Immutable> my neighbour is fucking up again he just asked me to come and watch tv with him half naked
25:00 <TheRiddler> welp
25:00 <faux> uh
25:00 <amelia> sounds like quite an offer
25:00 <TheRiddler> is his name pebert
26:00 <TheRiddler> err
26:00 <TheRiddler> herbert
26:00 <Immutable> he just causes drama
26:00 <Immutable> by putting his dick where it doesn't belong
26:00 <Immutable> anywhere is the answer
27:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG-AwQAvbRo
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Family Guy-Best Clips of Herbert the Pervert Views: 5,137,258 Uploader: Jack Idell Uploaded: Feb 22, 2012 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.72
28:00 <TheRiddler> I was looking for a scene where stewie gets forced to act in a christmas play by getting threatened to be in a The Santa Clause movie
35:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/QhQcNZp.jpg
59:00 <couleurs> wb ^matty^ 
59:00 <couleurs> wb Lumeah 
00:00 <Lumeah> ta. sorry bad connection 
00:00 <couleurs> np baeb
01:00 <faux>  lmao
01:00 <amsy> ta 
01:00 <couleurs> :P
04:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/n978DeF.jpg
04:00 <Immutable> that's me!
04:00 <couleurs> gettin' his FiFa on
05:00 <couleurs> Hahah!!!!1
05:00 <DrGore> lol
05:00 <amelia> SMOOOOORS
06:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/ZMBhPmS.gifv
08:00 <Immutable> ah why did I ever leave irc?
08:00 <British^Meat>  https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12289722_683723511764660_7785577142299922237_n.jpg?oh=d29f729f93afb683f20070ff79599b3b&oe=56F9FEC1
08:00 <amsy> hah
09:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/hko6ZkT.gifv cc irl
11:00 <couleurs> GGGGGG GGGGG GGGG
11:00 <DrGore> cute puppies. 
11:00 <DrGore> That's the first time I've used that term on irc and actually been refering to dogs
11:00 <couleurs> how is that doge real
12:00 <amsy> i dont know :')
16:00 <couleurs> real kool
32:00 <Picard> evening
33:00 <Immutable> hey Picard you sexy man
38:00 <TheRiddler> just made hamburgers
38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbg9V2KnD8
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Liszt - Mephisto Waltz No. 1, S. 514 [AndrÃ© Laplante] Views: 641,721 Uploader: musicanth Uploaded: Jun 3, 2011 Duration: 11m41s Rating: 4.92
38:00 <couleurs> diss my jam
42:00 <Immutable> later sexies
43:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
43:00 <TheRiddler> amelia wants a pic of you
43:00 <amelia> hai Liinda
43:00 <amelia> show pic @ me
43:00 <couleurs> Bye Hairy
43:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
44:00 <Liinda> heys TheRiddler amelia couleurs =)))
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