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00:00 <TheRiddler> how did you think port do simba
01:00 <Immutable> some poor engineer has to invent safety candles
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Immutable> nobody thinks of the technical people
01:00 <TheRiddler> her fake lashes were highly flammable
02:00 <Immutable> in our society idiots are perfect creatures that are to be embraced how dare you fault her eyebrows
02:00 <Trevor> fire retardant mascara
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/LyJpv.jpg couleurs gf
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
03:00 <amelia> but she not wearing leopard print
04:00 <simba> good
04:00 <simba> got 2 sik kunts 
04:00 <Clarkson> google is being a cunt
06:00 <couleurs> :P
06:00 <Immutable> has anything non-france related happened in the news?
06:00 <TheRiddler> you got 1 that was meant to thought of as a first round selection by some and and 1 meant to go in the top 30
08:00 <Immutable> turks shot down a russian jet
08:00 <Immutable> Russia violates other people's airspace like they're russia
09:00 <ShadowLurker> dont you ever fuck off
09:00 <Immutable> ...
09:00 <Immutable> love you too babe
11:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
13:00 <Immutable> I'm going to fuck off to bed
15:00 <Trevor> I was anally raped by an extraterrestrial when I was 2
16:00 <couleurs> Thank You for Sharing.
16:00 <Trevor> yw
17:00 <Trevor> can you sign my court ordered attendance slip?
17:00 <couleurs> ok, fax it to me
17:00 <Trevor> i feel i made real progress today
21:00 <Trevor> did i ever tell you about the time i met michael jackson when i was 4?
21:00 <couleurs> ok, fax it to me
22:00 <Trevor> he said to me
22:00 <Trevor> aaaheeeheeee
23:00 <Trevor> owwww
24:00 <couleurs> ok, sax it to me
36:00 <simba> sd
55:00 <TheRiddler> watching this movie called circle
58:00 <ella23> awhi think ive seen that
59:00 <ella23> isnt that about everyone who wakes up and they all start getting murdered?
01:00 <TheRiddler> yes
02:00 <TheRiddler> why do you have girl nick n guy ident
02:00 <ella23> huh
02:00 <TheRiddler> your ident says jarrod@
02:00 <ella23> aw does it..
03:00 <TheRiddler> or it did
03:00 <ella23> iunnnon.
03:00 <TheRiddler> lastnight 
03:00 <Serenity> cuz she's a dude lol
04:00 <ella23> no?
04:00 <ella23> who cares what it said..
12:00 <simba> maybe shes looking 2 cheat on her bf w someone on irc ;~~)
13:00 <Maurice> How shit would your relationship have to be to stoop to irc :/
13:00 <simba> idk how shit is it Maurice
13:00 <Maurice> Tell you in PM ;)
14:00 <simba> if ur with someone named jarrod
14:00 <simba> its probably bad
14:00 <simba> cos his parents named him jarrod so they'd be idiots and he'd have bad DNA
14:00 <simba> get it
15:00 <Maurice> Now I want subway
16:00 <Trevor> I need to evacuate my bowels
19:00 <simba> search for an exit
19:00 <simba> get it
19:00 <British^Meat> :)
19:00 <British^Meat> i do
19:00 <British^Meat> its coz hes shit
19:00 <British^Meat> get it
22:00 <simba> get it
22:00 <simba> Maurice masturbates to the captain feathersword skits in old wiggles videos
22:00 <Maurice> Who wouldn't, have you heard him speak
22:00 <simba> no hes a mute 
23:00 <simba> dont you know wiggles lore
23:00 <simba> his voicebox was cut.... by a feathersword.....
24:00 <TheRiddler> tickled horse
24:00 <TheRiddler> hoarse
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Serenity> mmm captain feathersword
28:00 <Serenity> id bang him stupid
50:00 <simba> me 2
08:00 <simba> הנקמה של סן אנטוניו נגד מיאמי, ונמשך בסדרות המערב האדירות, של הקליפרס, הספרס והווריורס, כשהשנה צפוי שיא חדש כשגם הת'אדר חוזרים להיות קבוצה מובילה, ואולי גם הרוקטס עוד יתאפסו על עצמם, ואפילו במזרח אם שיקאגו תמשיך בקצב 
08:00 <simba> הנוכחי יכול להיות לנו גמר מזרח ראוי בניגוד לשנה שעברה.
10:00 <TheRiddler> is that hyrulian
10:00 <simba> it could be
10:00 <British^Meat> heart zelda
12:00 <British^Meat> my main
13:00 <simba> sheik tho
13:00 <simba> lets fight online
13:00 <British^Meat> my gosh
13:00 <British^Meat> with our powers combined
13:00 <British^Meat> full zelda take over
14:00 <simba> i havent played sheik in 4 since i started PM
15:00 <TheRiddler> linkle
15:00 <British^Meat> wot wot?
15:00 <simba> who wants 2 fight me online
16:00 <British^Meat> we should one day hey? its been yonks. but not otday
16:00 <British^Meat> might set up a game on the weekend
16:00 <Serenity> i wana fite u irl
17:00 <simba> we should set up in the city 1 day so thers no lag + wendys hotdogs
17:00 <simba> use 1 of the new melbourne tvs on every sidewalk
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> watching jessica jones
32:00 <TheRiddler> trinity is her boss
32:00 <TheRiddler> and she's a lesbo
33:00 <TheRiddler> trinity
33:00 <TheRiddler> that is
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> ALLAHU ACKBAR
34:00 <dematerialised> remember kids
34:00 <dematerialised> always wear protection
38:00 <TheRiddler> jessica jones went black
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Serenity> borz
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.kidspot.com.au/health/baby-health/real-life/blogger-has-thrush-uses-yeast-to-bake-bread?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=editorial here you go sezz
00:00 <Serenity> noooooope
00:00 <TheRiddler> something to beat the vagina yoghurt
00:00 <Clarkson> The fucking shit is about to hit the fan cunt
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <Serenity> sooo disgusting
00:00 <amsy> lol i saw that
00:00 <TheRiddler> gross
01:00 <Serenity> i just dont understand what makes a person wake up one day and think.. geez.. im gonna scrape out my vag and bake some bread today
02:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
02:00 <Maurice> What
02:00 <Maurice> I thought we all woke up and did that :S
02:00 <Lumeah> lol omg 
03:00 <Lumeah> yeah i just thought of it. 
03:00 <TheRiddler> do you watch any of the marvel shows amsy?
03:00 <Serenity> woah my stomach just moved in a way that felt like a baby kicking
03:00 <amsy> no
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh
03:00 <Serenity> WOT IS THIS
03:00 <amsy> not a fan of superhero stuff
03:00 <TheRiddler> ahh ok
03:00 <Maurice> Omg Serenity, I get that randomly
04:00 <Maurice> Since the last spawn
04:00 <Serenity> IM SCARED
04:00 <Serenity> and still yelling..
04:00 <Maurice> I would be if I was you, your name was on that list afterall
04:00 <Serenity> bahaha
04:00 <Lumeah> your preggeres 
04:00 <Serenity> someone get a coathanger and a vacuum
04:00 <Maurice> My name is never on anything so I'm good
04:00 <Serenity> bottle of gin and a hot bath
05:00 <Lumeah> oops
06:00 <amsy> sezz, have you been having a lot of heartburn lately?
06:00 <Lumeah> wasn't a blowie then.. lol
07:00 <Serenity> neg i hardly get it anymore
07:00 <Tiggier> hardly get what?
07:00 <Tiggier> nvm
07:00 <amsy> before i had my gallbladder removed i was having a lot of "heartburn" and id get those twitchy kicking feeling in my tummy
07:00 <Serenity> ohh
08:00 <Serenity> i used to get it really bad but  not for ages
08:00 <amsy> i havent had heartburn since i had it removed so i dont think i was having heaftburn at all tbh
08:00 <amsy> heart*
08:00 <Serenity> prob not
08:00 <Serenity> ive heard gallbladder pain is pretty extreme
09:00 <amsy> yeah before i went into hosp i was at a hockey game
09:00 <Maurice> I didn't read the gallbladder bit, thought you meant you had your heart removed
09:00 <amsy> squirming in my seat
09:00 <amsy> then in the car on the way home i was screaming in pain
09:00 <Serenity> rofl. heart removed
09:00 <Serenity> ouch amsy
10:00 <amsy> mm 
10:00 <Serenity> touch wood ive not had any issues with mine
11:00 <amsy> yep
11:00 <amsy> its not really bad having it out but the shit you go through beforehand sucks
13:00 <TheRiddler> what about after
13:00 <TheRiddler> any problems?
13:00 <amsy> i had pancreatitis with it so ontop of gallbladder pain i had pancreas pain AND i was itchy as fuck all over from jaundice
13:00 <amsy> nah ive been fine
13:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
13:00 <amsy> some people have reactions to certain foods
14:00 <TheRiddler> high sugar food?
14:00 <amsy> and pretty much just get some cramping and then a runny poo and good again
14:00 <amsy> high fat is usually what triggers it
14:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
15:00 <amsy> your gallbladder acts as a bile backup and kicks into action when something is particularly fatty
16:00 <amsy> so without it you can have some issues breaking it down
16:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
17:00 <amsy> i dont really eat a lot of high fat foods though so i havent had an issue
17:00 <amsy> takeaway here sucks lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> I bet
17:00 <TheRiddler> not even a good pizza place?
17:00 <amsy> the pizza is good
18:00 <amsy> but im not a fan of pizza so..
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/VR1wx.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol favourite
18:00 <amsy> also its really expensive so homecooking ia generally preferred by everyone
18:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
18:00 <TheRiddler> that's how it should be
19:00 <amsy> agreed
21:00 <Crispy> i am a fan of the kabab pizza they have here
22:00 <amsy> yeah we have it too
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Lazry.jpg daww
23:00 <amsy> the only pizza i thoroughly enjoy is a homemade one using left over christmas meat
23:00 <Crispy> hahaha oh yeah thats true
23:00 <Crispy> delecious
23:00 <amsy> we eating something here called pinnekjøtt
23:00 <amsy> that on pizza is like omg
24:00 <TheRiddler> anything that doesn't come frozen is what I preffer
24:00 <Crispy> hahaha mmm bow im hungry
25:00 <TheRiddler> I had local pizza tonight
26:00 <TheRiddler> think the owner is greek
26:00 <TheRiddler> or something
28:00 <amsy> Crispy, do you eat fenalår in sweden?
29:00 <Crispy> hahaha yeah, i just bought some today
29:00 <Crispy> some sliced stuff, it was on speical
29:00 <amsy> nice one
29:00 <Crispy> well i didnt buy it, jo put it in the trolly
29:00 <Crispy> but yeah i asked what it was
30:00 <Crispy> havent tried it yet
30:00 <amsy> but its nearly christmas, you should buy a whole leg and just cut bits off for the whole of dec/jan
30:00 <Crispy> yeah i might get one later
30:00 <Crispy> jo has started putting up all the christmas tree and all the decorations
30:00 <Crispy> its not even december
30:00 <Crispy> and christmas is in full swing here haha
31:00 <amsy> lol yeah
31:00 <amsy> i refuse until dec 1.
32:00 <TheRiddler> I guess ppl don use snow as a cooler
32:00 <TheRiddler> up there
32:00 <amsy> yeah they do
32:00 <Crispy> haha yeah i told her when its a month to go
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <Crispy> so thats why shes doing it today
32:00 <TheRiddler> just not meat?
32:00 <Crispy> she w9uld do it in july if she could
32:00 <TheRiddler> or meat too
33:00 <amsy> well that meat we speak about doesnt have to be refridgerated
33:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
33:00 <Crispy> haha i left beer in the car the other day, and forgot abou tit
33:00 <amsy> but you can just put meat in a closed tub and sit it outside
33:00 <Crispy> it was -16 outside, damn it was a cold beer
33:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
34:00 <TheRiddler> I thought there'd be a risk of wild dogs or such stealing it
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Crispy> nah its fine
35:00 <Crispy> wolves tho
35:00 <Crispy> dogs are all inside its to cold
35:00 <TheRiddler> true
35:00 <TheRiddler> how bad are the wolves?
36:00 <amsy> i dont have to worry about anything where i live
36:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
36:00 <Crispy> there not bad, i think there to scared to come near the house
36:00 <Crispy> hear them every now and then
36:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
37:00 <Crispy> theres hunters all around here that see them a bit 
37:00 <Crispy> but nothing to worry about
44:00 <faux> zz
44:00 <TheRiddler> faux!
44:00 <faux> hi
44:00 <TheRiddler> hai
44:00 <TheRiddler> did you sleep at all
44:00 <faux> got up to pee and now i cant sleep
44:00 <faux> yeah
45:00 <faux> i slept at like 9:30
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
45:00 <faux> my feet are frozennnn
45:00 <TheRiddler> so 6hrs
45:00 <faux> just got a blankie
45:00 <faux> :')
45:00 <faux> yeah
45:00 <faux> gonna try sleeping a bit more 
45:00 <TheRiddler> that's not bad
45:00 <faux> too early to start my eay
45:00 <faux> day
45:00 <TheRiddler> true
46:00 <faux> ill prob get up at 5
46:00 <TheRiddler> ok
46:00 <TheRiddler> sleep well
46:00 <faux> im gonna try gettin back yo sleep
46:00 <faux> nini
46:00 <faux> :*
46:00 <TheRiddler> night
57:00 <TheRiddler> there's a few sex scenes in this series
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://9gag.com/gag/aApzoXg?ref=fbp
29:00 <TheRiddler> for amsy
40:00 <PooParrot> hello pplz
48:00 <PooParrot> 	3http://prntscr.com/96fip3
49:00 <thestig> lolll
51:00 <PooParrot> :)
56:00 <faux> lmaoo
56:00 <faux> what a mess
58:00 <PooParrot> ¬.¬
16:00 <p0oPaRRoT> how are you thestig
17:00 <thestig> good u?
18:00 <p0oPaRRoT> im okies
19:00 <p0oPaRRoT> just annoiying ashleighxtrinity
22:00 <thestig> lols
22:00 <thestig> work timeeeeee
22:00 <p0oPaRRoT> kool
23:00 <p0oPaRRoT> you work at bunnings?
23:00 <thestig> mcdonalds
23:00 <p0oPaRRoT> lolz
24:00 <thestig> i am lead meat flipper
26:00 <thestig> master mess cleaner
33:00 <How> hi al
02:00 <ComputerlabNerd> gonna have a cone
06:00 <ComputerlabNerd> gonna have another one
18:00 <ComputerlabNerd> gionna have another one again
20:00 <thestig> did you go online shopping yet?
25:00 <ComputerlabNerd> who me
44:00 <thestig> yeh
53:00 <gs69azza> nawwwwh I missed it
53:00 <gs69azza> what happened?
56:00 <Serenity> missed what
00:00 <gs69azza> 11:51	ShadowLurker	[02:31:37] hahahahahaha poor jerome 11:51	ShadowLurker	[02:31:41] owned fully
10:00 <Serenity> oh someone uploaded his shit to 4chan
33:00 <thestig> haha
41:00 <Floss> morning
48:00 <faux> afternoon
57:00 <thestig> sezza it kept going for a while but i fell asleep
01:00 <British^Meat> wot do?
01:00 <thestig> plivent expossed on 4 chan
02:00 <British^Meat> ah yes
03:00 <British^Meat> he'll pretend to shrug it all off, and call us all losers for looking at it, and exposing it, and pasting it, rah rah rah, when its EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES ANYWAY
03:00 <British^Meat> Its a laugh :)
25:00 <thestig> lol so true bm
26:00 <British^Meat> dudes like that are way easy to read
52:00 <Serenity> damn thestig its gone now :(
20:00 <thestig> there will be a new one i bet
21:00 <British^Meat> indeed, im sure its been vaulted
27:00 <thestig> bm how u been ?
30:00 <British^Meat> yer good as ever
30:00 <British^Meat> same old
30:00 <British^Meat> gamin, ridin, workin, chillen, spendin, livin, photo'in
31:00 <thestig> any new riding vids?
41:00 <British^Meat> nah not really
41:00 <British^Meat> none that id post to anyone in here :)
44:00 <dematerialised> im disappointed nobody has screenshots of the plivent 4chan post
44:00 <dematerialised> i missed out
45:00 <thestig> you doing nude rides now?
45:00 <thestig> u sent me a vid before lolll
46:00 <thestig> years agooo
46:00 <thestig> demat i have screenshots
46:00 <dematerialised> send plz
47:00 <thestig> no i dont know u
47:00 <dematerialised> fuck off cunt
47:00 <dematerialised> i will stab you in the throat
47:00 <thestig> and you dont vaccuum
47:00 <thestig> ill stab your cockeye
48:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
53:00 <thestig> hi
54:00 <British^Meat> vaccum?
54:00 <British^Meat> floors in a state?
54:00 <dematerialised> you dont vacuum hardwood flooring
55:00 <dematerialised> thestig is on crac
55:00 <dematerialised> k
00:00 <thestig> you have carpet
00:00 <thestig> and wierd curatins 
01:00 <thestig> curtains even
02:00 <British^Meat> u mop and sweep and perhaps polish those floors yes?
02:00 <thestig> vacuum heads have bristles for tile and wood
03:00 <thestig> or didnt he know lol
03:00 <British^Meat> yer, thats what i was thinking
15:00 <Doodle> butts
16:00 <thestig> hi doodles
16:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
18:00 <thestig> not much hows u homeslice?
18:00 <Doodle> good now that i've knocked orf
18:00 <Dugnuts> beer oclock
19:00 <Doodle> i left my beer at work
20:00 <thestig> nooooooooo
20:00 <thestig> !
23:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> 420
44:00 <TheRon> alwys
45:00 <TheRon> kiliing in the name of
49:00 <ComputerlabNerd> havin a cone fer yas
55:00 <thestig> thanks man maybe next time u will have a job so us taxpayers ( doodle and i ) dont have to pay for your drugs
55:00 <Zap> what makes you a computer lab nerd?
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> oh yeah i do work now
55:00 <thestig> haha
55:00 <thestig> u doooo
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> ComputerlabNerd go and have a wank...
55:00 <British^Meat> ...for me
56:00 <thestig> haha
56:00 <British^Meat> then a shower, for me
56:00 <ComputerlabNerd> no
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Doodle> filth
57:00 <Doodle> go to the supermarket for me
57:00 <faux> fffffff
57:00 <faux> its so hot
57:00 <Doodle> do shopping
57:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i dunno i just run alot of computers while i get smashed off me gob
57:00 <British^Meat> go to work for me ComputerlabNerd
57:00 <Doodle> ty faux
57:00 <British^Meat> c'arn
58:00 <faux> for what
58:00 <Doodle> oh i thought u were talking about me
58:00 <British^Meat> fill my car with petrol for me ComputerlabNerd c'arn
58:00 <ComputerlabNerd> send me bitcoin cnts
58:00 <faux> r u an it
58:00 <Clarkson> well fuck , APPLE have FUCKED UP MAJORLY ever since iOS 4
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Doodle> ye
58:00 <thestig> is screws from sydney?
59:00 <thestig> the mad jew
59:00 <Doodle> dunno i never asked it
59:00 <Doodle> could be from bumfuck alabama
59:00 <thestig> lol
00:00 <Doodle> 4 faux: https://www.facebook.com/pressplaymelbourne/videos/1064736526893421/
00:00 <faux> can i watch latwr
00:00 <faux> im too hot to care
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> :(
00:00 <Doodle> pfffffffffffffffffff
00:00 <faux> is it long
00:00 <Doodle> later means never
00:00 <Doodle> are ua parent
00:00 <thestig> it is 46c here today
00:00 <Doodle> ye it kind of is
01:00 <faux> Ywah then no ty
01:00 <faux> soz
01:00 <thestig> doodle i will watch it
01:00 <thestig> f1 brothers for lyfe
01:00 <Doodle> NO FUCK THE LOT OF YOU
02:00 <Doodle> oh ok
02:00 <thestig> :D
02:00 <Doodle> ^_^
02:00 <thestig> lolll @ spabishguy
02:00 <Doodle> SpamishGuy12
02:00 <thestig> lol
03:00 <faux> spinach guy
03:00 <Doodle> now i'm hungry
04:00 <ComputerlabNerd> gonna have anuver one fer yers
04:00 <Doodle> OK M8
04:00 <Doodle> *thumbs up*
04:00 <British^Meat> yer mayte 420blazin skunk aye ganj aye oi hue
05:00 <Doodle> LEGALIZE
05:00 <Doodle> u have to say that in a jamaican accent
05:00 <Doodle> rly loud
05:00 <thestig> busta nut
05:00 <Doodle> no i will not
05:00 <British^Meat> booty sweat
05:00 <Doodle> olawd
05:00 <faux> erkh
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> 2 much booty sweat 4 faux
06:00 <Doodle> or not enough?
06:00 <Doodle> its hard to know what the right amount is
07:00 <thestig> that drink
07:00 <thestig> booty sweat from tropic thunder
08:00 <Doodle> ace flick that
08:00 <ComputerlabNerd> some1 send me their minidumps i wanna read em
08:00 <thestig> how about a nice warm cup of stfu :D
09:00 <British^Meat> is ComputerlabNerd the new Taco?
09:00 <British^Meat> still trying to be rid of the old one :/
10:00 <thestig> lol
11:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds like a pieter/taco crossbreed
12:00 <Doodle> good grief
12:00 <Doodle> they had sex?
12:00 <Abortion> Ever get the impression there are a limited number of personality types in the world?
12:00 <Doodle> there is only 1 personality type
12:00 <Abortion> lol
12:00 <Abortion> what, dickhead?
12:00 <TheRon> ISTJ
12:00 <Doodle> consume consume consume
13:00 <Abortion> snap
14:00 <faux> well that was awks
14:00 <faux> was typin to mrsdlg
14:00 <faux> myaelf
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
21:00 <faux>  hi there 
22:00 <Trevor> hey faux stop being so pretentious and put out
23:00 <Trevor> errr i mean hi
26:00 <Trevor> nvm im going to go meditate or masturbate or both
26:00 <Serenity> [11:44am] <dematerialised> im disappointed nobody has screenshots of the plivent 4chan post
27:00 <Serenity> i have some
28:00 <faux> show pls
28:00 <thestig> dony show him he will wank over it
28:00 <faux> i always miss the fun
28:00 <Serenity> haha
29:00 <faux> fuck i think i need to go back home
29:00 <British^Meat> who was the other chick in it?
29:00 <faux> days lke this reminf me why i love living alone
29:00 <British^Meat> plivent, are you here? "we need to talk"
30:00 <thestig> faux tell him to turn aircon on
31:00 <Serenity> its his gf British^Meat
31:00 <faux> its not avout aircon
32:00 <Serenity> you know the one he said was a victgorias secret model
32:00 <Serenity> -g
32:00 <faux> hes more ocd than me which is bad lol
32:00 <Abortion> lol
33:00 <Abortion> iirc there were claims of transvestite
33:00 <British^Meat> but the girl and the top and bottom looked diff
33:00 <British^Meat> 2 diff gf's?
34:00 <Trevor> Serenity, plz post screenshot
34:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it, why would someone who has a gf and you would think would be partially normal act like such a dicksplash online :/
34:00 <Serenity> no theyre not ones laying down
34:00 <Serenity> same person different angles
34:00 <Serenity> and im not posting shit Trevor
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> she doesnt look fat
35:00 <faux> in the other pocs
35:00 <faux> but the first one i saw
35:00 <faux> she looks like an oompa
35:00 <Serenity> she looks like a heff in those pics its the way they are taken
35:00 <faux> yeah i thought she was chubs
35:00 <Serenity> comin from a fat person who taks pics not to look fat
35:00 <Serenity> its just dem satelite angles
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Trevor> plus sized model
35:00 <faux> trevor my finger is itchin
36:00 <TheRiddler> is this before or after he fucked jen
36:00 <Abortion> Remember that woman who was asked on the airplane if she was pregnant and got huffy
36:00 <faux> he didnt fuck jen did he
36:00 <Clarkson> internet relay crap
36:00 <Trevor> faux, I can lick it
36:00 <TheRiddler> jen went to perth
36:00 <Serenity> he doesnt live in perth
36:00 <faux> hes in syd
36:00 <Serenity> he lives in sydney
36:00 <TheRiddler> oh
36:00 <Trevor> he knows everyone in sydney too
36:00 <Trevor> everyone
36:00 <TheRiddler> who did she sleep with tho
37:00 <Serenity> who knows. she met about 500 dudes while she was here
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> I was wondering why the jerome&jen nick
38:00 <Trevor> you know who'd be nice to put one through
38:00 <Trevor> ashleighxtrinity
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ;)
39:00 <Serenity> because he sucks up her arsehole and made her think theyre friends TheRiddler
39:00 <Serenity> shes that desp for dick that she takes any that gives her attention
39:00 <Clarkson> your talking shit
41:00 <TheRiddler> uhuh
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol Clarkson she's not
41:00 <thestig> jens a dirty whore
41:00 <Clarkson> doctor, fuck that, my office chair back broke, so many of them, they are all shit, any solid steel frame office chairs from top to bottom ? :) haha
44:00 <Serenity> imagine she got knocked up to pliv
44:00 <Abortion> would be a financial disaster I imagine
45:00 <TheRiddler> I dont want to imagine it
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Trevor> what would the babies look like and what would they be called
45:00 <Trevor> dole bludgers?
46:00 <British^Meat> thats rude, come on
46:00 <British^Meat> it worked for mel and johninja
46:00 <British^Meat> (chuckles contently)
48:00 <Trevor> i should get drunk tonight mmmm
51:00 <Serenity> well to be fair
51:00 <Serenity> it didnt work for john just mel lol
51:00 <faux> (chuckles contently)
52:00 <Serenity> loll
52:00 <faux> im convinced BM types like hes in a play
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Serenity> British^Meat is stephen king irl
52:00 <faux> he wishes
52:00 <faux> pls
53:00 <dematerialised> *burp*
53:00 <faux> *sip*
53:00 <dematerialised> you sipped my burp?
53:00 <dematerialised> you sicko
53:00 <Serenity> vom
54:00 <faux> ew
54:00 <dematerialised> probably smells like orange juice and lollies
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> you know what i miss
54:00 <faux> those green mint leaf lollies
54:00 <faux> want pls
54:00 <dematerialised> yes
54:00 <Serenity> mm mint leaves are the bomb
54:00 <Serenity> spud shed sells them by the kilo hnngg
55:00 <British^Meat> true that, Mels living the life
55:00 <Serenity> she doesnt come on irc anymore how will she get her next baby
55:00 <thestig> drunk with kids
55:00 <thestig> living iy up
56:00 <thestig> smashing fences 
56:00 <faux> oh dear
56:00 <faux> poor kids
56:00 <thestig> she laughed when she showed her drunk driving pic
56:00 <faux> wasnt that mandyjane
56:00 <Serenity> nah this was years ago
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <Serenity> mel drove into a building
56:00 <faux> .
56:00 <faux> uh
57:00 <Serenity> lost her license
57:00 <dematerialised> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> sounds like a trainwreck
58:00 <thestig> oh shit i was talking bout mandy
58:00 <Serenity> oh well mel did it too
58:00 <thestig> i forgot about mel lol
58:00 <thestig> who was she dating
58:00 <Serenity> it was back ebfore she was even with dylan i think
58:00 <Serenity> pete maybe? or early dylan days
58:00 <faux> lolll
58:00 <thestig> messaging everyone that he was treating her like shit
58:00 <thestig> yah dylan i think
59:00 <faux> i love how she used irc as a blog
59:00 <faux> then got angry when people "interfered"
59:00 <Serenity> dylans doing so good now
59:00 <Serenity> im so happy for him
59:00 <faux> um youre airing your shit out
59:00 <Clarkson> just fuckin relax aye
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <faux> clarky
59:00 <Clarkson> it was like fucking stars in the room.
59:00 <faux> oh ye
59:00 <Serenity> when her and dylan split up.. oh my god it was like war rofl
59:00 <Serenity> she lost her shit for days
00:00 <Trevor> did she end up finding it again?
00:00 <Serenity> she ended up getting herself glined cause she threatened to slit carls dogs throat and hang it up on the fence ...
00:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:00 <faux> speaking of shit ive pooped 4 times today
01:00 <faux> and now i need to go again
01:00 <thestig> lol wtfff crazy fucking bitch mel
01:00 <faux> what is happening
01:00 <Trevor> gay carl?
01:00 <Clarkson> as I said, it's all shit
01:00 <Serenity> i havent pooped since like... yesty morning
01:00 <faux> what why
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/
01:00 <faux> i cant eat breakfast if i dont poop
01:00 <Serenity> cause i dont need to? lol
01:00 <Serenity> carl topper
02:00 <Serenity> or topping or whatever the fuck
02:00 <Trevor> I like how we all have fond memories of our experiences on austnet
02:00 <Trevor> I super like it
02:00 <faux> sez u know how u said ur bathroom has a skylight
02:00 <faux> does it also have a window
02:00 <faux> or just the skylight
03:00 <Serenity> just the skylight
03:00 <faux> cos dads has a skylight but no window i find it soso weird. 
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's weird as hell
03:00 <faux> i need to spray half a can when i poop so i dont die
03:00 <Serenity> the bathroom is like directly in the middle of the house
03:00 <faux> same here
03:00 <TheRiddler> actually not really
03:00 <faux> laundry is the same too
03:00 <faux> and his ensuite
03:00 <faux> :/
03:00 <TheRiddler> most hotels are like that
03:00 <dematerialised> my bathroom has two windows and an outdoor door inside
03:00 <Trevor> faux, do you get poo shy?
03:00 <faux> i find a bathroom wit no winfow so odd
03:00 <faux> no
04:00 <Serenity> we've got one of those fans but it doesnt do much.. and lily doesnt turn it on when she poops.. so you go in there and its like. JESUS.. a wall of shit particles
04:00 <Trevor> you'll just stink it up and not give a fuck?
04:00 <faux> ew
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <faux> i dot turn the fan on when i poop
04:00 <faux> only shower 
04:00 <Serenity> i wish it had a window
04:00 <faux> i just spray air freshener to death
04:00 <faux> and dad walks in like
04:00 <faux> holy shit
04:00 <TheRiddler> toilets in bathrooms are horrible
04:00 <faux> did someone die
04:00 <Serenity> fan makes the smell go away much faster
04:00 <faux> noted
04:00 <TheRiddler> especially when you shower
05:00 <faux> why
05:00 <faux> what
05:00 <TheRiddler> and there's a slight stench of damp toilet fumes
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <faux> um
05:00 <faux> ew
05:00 <Serenity> its been that long since ive had a bathroom without a toilet in it
05:00 <Serenity> im used to it now
05:00 <faux> me 2
06:00 <Serenity> my unit before i moved to perth had it separate thats like 6 years ago now
06:00 <TheRiddler> there's 2 toilets in this place
06:00 <TheRiddler> only 1 in the new place
06:00 <dematerialised> wb ella23
06:00 <dematerialised> do you crossdress
06:00 <dematerialised> ?
06:00 <Serenity> we've got one in the laundry too but the cat litter is in there so no one uses it
07:00 <Trevor> TheRiddler, here we have about 14
07:00 <Trevor> I'm glad we had this exchange
07:00 <TheRiddler> are you 1 of the toilets
07:00 <Trevor> no
07:00 <dematerialised> trevor likes poop
07:00 <TheRiddler> then stfu
08:00 <Serenity> lolll
08:00 <Serenity> i love it when TheRiddler tells people off
08:00 <Serenity> i dont know why
08:00 <dematerialised> you know you dun fucked up when TheRiddler needs to have a word
08:00 <dematerialised> he just comes along and is like
08:00 <dematerialised> settle down m8
08:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, plz repost the things you put on 4chan
09:00 <dematerialised> what?
09:00 <Serenity> lol wot
09:00 <Trevor> [16:26:58] 29<21@2526Serenity29> [11:44am] <dematerialised> im disappointed nobody has screenshots of the plivent 4chan post
09:00 <dematerialised> how does that mean i had anything to do with it
09:00 <dematerialised> you bellend
10:00 <Trevor> oh are you mayo?
10:00 <Trevor> I always get you two confused
10:00 <dematerialised> lol
10:00 <Abortion> >bellend
10:00 <Trevor> cause ur basically the same guy
10:00 <dematerialised> Trevor is taco is screws is panda
10:00 <Trevor> yes im abordiginie
10:00 <Abortion> got it
11:00 <dematerialised> im happy for peopel to believe im plivent
11:00 <dematerialised> i can be whoever i want to be on the internet
11:00 <dematerialised> it's great
11:00 <Trevor> be cooler plz
12:00 <dematerialised> nah im just the right temperature
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> buh
12:00 <ShadowLurker> on the internet noone knows youre a potato
12:00 <Abortion> So you're mild
12:00 <Serenity> you guys are the worst at your irc profiles
12:00 <Serenity> srsly it hurts
12:00 <dematerialised> you know what else hurts
12:00 <dematerialised> my heart
12:00 <ShadowLurker> desk was clean at least once
12:00 <TheRiddler> picard failed that
13:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12274280_10205087695023126_6204327752188730476_n.jpg?oh=32ac47c7e659a5af85854a420b9ba9db&oe=56F1CA46
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <Serenity> going out in a dress... without a jacket for the first time in ages eeek
13:00 <dematerialised> dresses are nice
13:00 <Serenity> im sick of being hot when i have to go anywhere
13:00 <TheRiddler> wb ashleighxtrinity
13:00 <dematerialised> spekaing of faggots
13:00 <dematerialised> wb ashleigh
13:00 <ShadowLurker> dresses are good for the impromptu fingerbanging
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thx TheRiddler 
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dematerialised: eadc
14:00 <dematerialised> :P
14:00 <TheRiddler> bend over n flip
14:00 <dematerialised> do the helicopter dick
14:00 <Clarkson> thats a nice cock Mew
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <Serenity> bbs
16:00 <Trevor> hey what happened to tony abbott i rly liked him
16:00 <Abortion> He said his final piece then crab walked into the horizon like zoidberg
17:00 <Abortion> going "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop"
17:00 <TheRiddler> he'll be back in a year
17:00 <TheRon> turns out tony abbott is crab people
17:00 <dematerialised> more like what happened to the ALP
17:00 <dematerialised> did they just quit government or something
18:00 <dematerialised> ?
18:00 <dematerialised> just went fuck it, its beer oclock, this place is shit
18:00 <dematerialised> lets go to the pub
18:00 <dematerialised> and never came back
18:00 <Trevor> yea in 1998
18:00 <Abortion> ah well, there was a thing a while back about Shorten being on the hook for some sexual assault which is being held over his head
18:00 <TheRiddler> the thing is a joke
19:00 <TheRiddler> the swapping of pm mid term
19:00 <Abortion> Labor party is fish in a barrel
19:00 <Trevor> malcom turnbull is who i wanted anyway when i voted for tonya
20:00 <Abortion> He is far less media oriented
20:00 <Abortion> imo thats a good thing
20:00 <Trevor> i concur
20:00 <Trevor> <insert signature here>
20:00 <Abortion> people who are showy also concern themselves with image too much
21:00 <Abortion> What it will result in, only time will tell
21:00 <Trevor> that said tonya wasn't media orientated?
21:00 <Abortion> but thats always the case
21:00 <Trevor> or did he just like to troll?
21:00 <Abortion> the point is, its irrelevant drivel for the most part
22:00 <Abortion> TPP is going to be a big thing to watch in the coming years
22:00 <TheRiddler> tony just used the media to slag off alp
22:00 <British^Meat> Tea Pee Plaza
22:00 <Abortion> thats been across both parties, so it isn't a personality thing
22:00 <Abortion> Trans Pacific Partnership
23:00 <British^Meat> my bad
23:00 <TheRiddler> he did it more than anyone else tho
23:00 <Abortion> It was always said he was a far better attack dog than leader
24:00 <Abortion> since before he got elected
24:00 <Abortion> and labor was rolling in shit
24:00 <Abortion> Malcom has been accused of playing a slimy long game
24:00 <Abortion> but is still credited with better leadership skills
25:00 <Abortion> meanwhile shorten is both slimy and has no leadership skills
25:00 <Serenity> rip au politics
26:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
26:00 <Abortion> If Abbott wasn't an actual idiot, he actually had the balls to do things. But because I think he was actually stupid, he couldn't come up with anything really compelling
29:00 <Abortion> To put nicer, he had the temperement of a visionary, but without the vision
29:00 <TheRon> is fuckwit too strong?
30:00 <Abortion> probably not
31:00 <Serenity> Abbott was like a thunderbird puppet
31:00 <Serenity> so stilted
31:00 <TheRon> a personality deficit
32:00 <Serenity> god damn it i wish i bought a drink with me
32:00 <Serenity> sah firsty
32:00 <Abortion> hip flask
32:00 <TheRon> six pack?
32:00 <TheRiddler> Rudd had the vision but lacked the staying power
32:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
33:00 <Abortion> ah reminds me of the freedom flask, which is a belt with a goonsack attached
33:00 <Serenity> rudd was piss weak was his problem
33:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
33:00 <Serenity> we need a prime minster with balls and vision
34:00 <TheRiddler> gillard had balls lol :p
35:00 <Serenity> she had more balls than rudd or abbot lol
35:00 <TheRon> pollies are so skilled with knives
36:00 <TheRiddler> need a clinton
36:00 <TheRon> we need a garrison
36:00 <TheRon> fuck em all to death
36:00 <Abortion> So he/she can be riddled in scandal?
37:00 <Abortion> I did not have sexual relations with that woman
37:00 <TheRon> she gave gave head for the good of the nation
38:00 <faux> a girl i study with wrote her first book
38:00 <Serenity> hate to say it but...
38:00 <faux> bought it off Amazon yesterday
38:00 <Serenity> we need another howard
38:00 <faux> im hooked
38:00 <TheRiddler> nice
38:00 <Serenity> oh cool
38:00 <faux> ive read 65%
38:00 <frayedknot> what's it about faux?
39:00 <faux> hope to finish it by tomoz
39:00 <faux> its a murder mystery
39:00 <faux> set in australia
39:00 <Serenity> that'd be my absolute dream
39:00 <faux> paedophilia.. murder... domestic violence
39:00 <Serenity> having a publishrd book
39:00 <faux> everything in one
39:00 <Abortion> Howard was very smart, unfortunate given the children overboard scandal
39:00 <faux> it even gets a bit raunchy lol
39:00 <faux> i was like hehehheehe he kissedher nipples
39:00 <Serenity> hahaha
39:00 <faux> im a child.
40:00 <faux> im dyibg to finish it i wanna kbkw who killed her
40:00 <faux> wah
40:00 <faux> u should read it sez
40:00 <faux> its an ebook
40:00 <faux> 99c
40:00 <faux>  lol
40:00 <Serenity>  whats it called
40:00 <Abortion> "totally not 50 shades"
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> 107 shades of green
41:00 <TheRon> is ti above the love between a man and his llama?
41:00 <TheRon> it about
41:00 <TheRiddler> is the llama underaged
41:00 <faux> check whatsapp
42:00 <Abortion> "A satire of bad writing and incredible coincidence"
42:00 <TheRiddler> what's the paedophillia in it
42:00 <Serenity> i shall check it out when im in a reading mood
42:00 <faux> woot
42:00 <faux> its a very easy read
42:00 <faux> like u wont be like huh
42:00 <faux> keep in mind though she couldnt afford an editor so youll find some mistakes lol
42:00 <Abortion> 50 pages? more or less?
42:00 <faux> more
42:00 <faux> 153 i think i t is
42:00 <faux> 154
42:00 <faux> whatevs
42:00 <TheRiddler> 154 pages of grey
42:00 <Abortion> too long, my attention span is insufficient
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> you know u dont need to read it all in one sitting
43:00 <Abortion> Ah well, self published isn't always bad
43:00 <Abortion> Besides, lots of scam publishers out there
44:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if my sister would think of publishing her books on amazon
44:00 <TheRiddler> I think she finished her draft for her 2nd book
45:00 <TheRiddler> her 1st book is on amazon in paperback form
45:00 <TheRiddler> not sure about ebook
45:00 <Abortion> only place books sell these days are in airports I reckon
46:00 <Abortion> the rest is all ebooks
46:00 <TheRon> the beatles - paperback writer
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.amazon.com/This-Army-Me-E-Bownds/dp/1742841503
47:00 <TheRiddler> there is a ebook version
50:00 <TheRiddler> draft starts in 40mins
50:00 <TheRon> nice
50:00 <TheRiddler> starts at 6:30aedt
51:00 <TheRiddler> someone said first pick doesn't start still 7:13
51:00 <TheRiddler> *till
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
51:00 <Floss> hai
51:00 <TheRiddler> 8[22:09] <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Ud6AZ.jpg
51:00 <TheRiddler> for you
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Floss> ha seen that one
16:00 <TheRiddler> silliness hour
16:00 <TheRon> breasts?
18:00 <TheRiddler> nope
18:00 <TheRiddler> sen radio before draft time
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <faux> holyshit
19:00 <faux> this book is so good lol
20:00 <faux> so many twists
20:00 <faux> im like screaming at my phone
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <faux> p good for a first book
20:00 <TheRon> the warrick todd diaries?
27:00 <TheRon> are the blues gonna fuck up this first draft pick?
33:00 <TheRiddler> they can only do that if they pick sache instead of weitering
33:00 <TheRiddler> sauche*
34:00 <TheRon> this carlton
36:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
36:00 <TheRon> i wish
37:00 <Serenity> mm boobies
38:00 <TheRon> breast is best
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i touched some this morning
39:00 <TheRon> really?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> they were grand
39:00 <TheRon> the honk honk method?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> the wrist roll nipple rub method
40:00 <ShadowLurker> with a finishing squeeze
40:00 <TheRon> nice!
40:00 <TheRon> :90
40:00 <TheRon> :)
40:00 <TheRon> what i'd give to touch some boobies
40:00 <amsy> lol
40:00 <TheRon> $50
41:00 <faux> make it $50000
41:00 <TheRon> i got a budget
41:00 <faux> and u can touch mine wth gloves
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <faux> eh
41:00 <faux> dad ordered pizza for dins
41:00 <faux> do not want
41:00 <TheRon> pizza abd boobs match made in heaven
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm having pizza too
42:00 <faux> i dont feel like pizza
42:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm pizza
42:00 <amsy> im about to have toast and tea
45:00 <Immutable> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm heaven
45:00 <TheRon> bryan adams - heaven
49:00 <faux> wtf
49:00 <Immutable> I want to go to heaven but I don't want to be a brainwashed christian
49:00 <Immutable> how go me there then?
49:00 <faux> my dad just asked me when im getting married and having kids cos he wants to be a grandfather
49:00 <faux> lollllll
49:00 <dematerialised> the fact you think heaven exists paints you a brainwashed idiot
49:00 <Immutable> errr
49:00 <faux> im like ew wait for me sissy (who is 3)
49:00 <faux> hes like by the time she has kids ill be dead
49:00 <TheRon> i'll take the bullet
49:00 <faux> lol :'(
50:00 <Immutable> I'll marry you faux
50:00 <Immutable> you just got to do my ironing
51:00 <TheRon> you iron?
51:00 <Immutable> ...yes
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <TheRon> 10 mins
52:00 <Immutable> I know right
52:00 <faux> h
52:00 <faux> eh
52:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish i could like things on irc
52:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:49:39 PM* <dematerialised> the fact you think heaven exists paints you a brainwashed idiot
52:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
52:00 <TheRiddler> ask him if he'd settle for adopted chubby asian baby
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <Serenity> <fb:like>
53:00 <Immutable> man IRC would be retarded if you could like shit
53:00 <Clarkson> that was fucking epic
53:00 <TheRiddler> (-b)
54:00 <TheRon> you are retired
55:00 <Immutable> it'd be like watching parliament and all of those retards laughing at retarded shit
55:00 <Clarkson> smally wog cunt
56:00 <ShadowLurker> too right Clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> id let brando fuck me
57:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
58:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12274274_879390388842435_5565475853057372616_n.jpg?oh=e7e3fa2db27ed970b64b99bb9d4f22b4&oe=56B15876
58:00 <TheRon> hey hey langauge, geez!
58:00 <Immutable> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's started
00:00 <Doodle> the menopause?
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes
00:00 <TheRon> the draft numnuts
00:00 <Doodle> oh SOR-RY
00:00 <TheRon> so you should be
00:00 <Doodle> i remember when i was a kid
00:00 <Doodle> and footy season ended
01:00 <Doodle> was gr8
01:00 <Doodle> now its all fkn year
01:00 <TheRon> the season changed?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> (Y)
01:00 <Doodle> yes
01:00 <TheRon> from footy to cricket?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> that 1-2 weeks between seasons was bliss
01:00 <Doodle> if i played cricket and lost i'd just pretend to be on the winning team
02:00 <Doodle> nobody would know they all wear white
02:00 <Doodle> i could moonlight as an umpire too
02:00 <TheRon> so irrelevant on the field you'd blend in with the winning team
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <ShadowLurker> anyway home time for me
02:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
02:00 <Doodle> lol o/
03:00 <ShadowLurker> now its more like (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━━━━━━┻
03:00 <Immutable> someone hax my butt
03:00 <Doodle> uh
03:00 <amsy> wut
04:00 <faux> with an axe
04:00 <faux> k
04:00 <Doodle> i have things to do all of a sudden
04:00 <Immutable> now I can't sit
04:00 <Immutable> think I sat on something sharp ... shit
04:00 <Doodle> pindix
04:00 <faux> pllp
04:00 <TheRon> some kind of prick?
04:00 <faux> doodle shower me pls
04:00 <Doodle> k
04:00 <TheRon> hello!
05:00 <faux> tysm
05:00 <Doodle> i have to have 1 too
05:00 <Doodle> but washing first
05:00 <amsy> who is Immutable?
05:00 <faux> k well save water
05:00 <TheRon> faux do you often get strange men to shower you?
05:00 <faux> we'll*
05:00 <Doodle> hehehee
05:00 <faux> he is not strange
05:00 <faux> well
05:00 <couleurs> Das Meine. 
05:00 <Immutable> sexiest man on irc
05:00 <faux> not tjat strange
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <amsy> haha
05:00 <faux> id actually wanna see that
05:00 <amsy> hi cc :r
05:00 <Doodle> :P~~
06:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure we established last night i am the sexiest man on irc
06:00 <dematerialised> show us your tits Immutable
06:00 <dematerialised> lets settle this
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <amsy> i dont believe either of you
06:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :y
06:00 <TheRiddler> carlton is picking now
06:00 <Doodle> dont believe Doodle he is a liar
06:00 <Doodle> i am not
06:00 <dematerialised> a liar and a cheat
06:00 <Doodle> here is ur watch
07:00 <TheRon> don't be surpised to see a tiny penis, he has disappointed so many women
07:00 <TheRon> he will tell you
07:00 <Doodle> lmao
07:00 <dematerialised> nah i believe Doodle is infact well endowed
07:00 <dematerialised> after all his name is Doodle
07:00 <Doodle> its inverted atm
07:00 <faux> i secons ghst
07:00 <Doodle> i cant even see it
07:00 <Doodle> without machinery
07:00 <Doodle> steam powered machinery
07:00 <Doodle> hngg
08:00 <amsy> Steam Punk Penis
08:00 <Doodle> well it does have a mohawk
08:00 <TheRiddler> we'll keep you updated
08:00 <Doodle> faux
08:00 <faux> hi
09:00 <Doodle> are u awake enough to click my FUCKING link now
09:00 <faux> no
09:00 <Doodle> bitch
09:00 <faux> must i
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <faux> ok
09:00 <faux> link me
09:00 <Doodle> no
09:00 <faux> cos u asked so nicely
09:00 <faux> turd
09:00 <Doodle> u can piss orf
09:00 <Clarkson> watch that fucking faggot
09:00 <faux> lolllllllll
09:00 <Doodle> fu Clarkson
09:00 <faux> fuck u clarkson
09:00 <Clarkson> who the hell names their kid walter ?
09:00 <Clarkson> that shit is the stuff that makes winners
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> walter will be a winner
09:00 <Doodle> walter wall carpeting
10:00 <TheRon> john waite - isn't it time
13:00 <Immutable> I made a twitter...
13:00 <Immutable> I feels me bads
13:00 <Immutable> me dumb
13:00 <TheRon> everbody's working for the weeknd
13:00 <dematerialised> you've already linked your twitter in here
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Loverboy - Workin' For the Weekend.mp3 (4.24MB 160kbps Stereo 3:42)
14:00 <Immutable> !list
14:00 <dematerialised> ok Immutable
15:00 <dematerialised> its time for you to die now
15:00 <couleurs> !pisceans
15:00 <TheRon> us pisceans rule
15:00 <dematerialised> aren't you guys crabs?
15:00 <TheRon> least we don't have cancer
15:00 <dematerialised> true
16:00 <Immutable> I see you are familiar with crabs
16:00 <TheRiddler> cameron ling mk2 is gone
16:00 <TheRon> oliver?
16:00 <dematerialised> i personally dont have a star sign
16:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
16:00 <dematerialised> i was created in a lab
16:00 <dematerialised> i just suddenly existed
16:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ3pU-saMLQ
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Katniss sure loves Pita Views: 62,697 Uploader: PistolShrimps Uploaded: Nov 23, 2015 Duration: 1m4s Rating: 4.97
17:00 <dematerialised> oh my god pita
17:00 <Immutable> lame
17:00 <Immutable> can't you original
17:00 <dematerialised> can't you die please
17:00 <Immutable> or are you just some dickheaded fuckbrained shit?
18:00 <amsy> ahaha
19:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/jewb6po_WCs
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Light it up! Views: 16,340 Uploader: uepriainfo Uploaded: Nov 23, 2015 Duration: 0m43s Rating: 4.84
19:00 <couleurs> Jewb
19:00 <dematerialised> why are you here Immutable
19:00 <dematerialised> why do you exist
19:00 <dematerialised> what is your purpose
19:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZDNgUNLUM
19:00 <dematerialised> lol @ the fire vid
20:00 <dematerialised> nice track zaim
20:00 <dematerialised> reminds me of stephan bodzin
22:00 <TheRon> brian bosworth doesn't get the credit he deserves, great actor
23:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Qd0JPoNc3ZU
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Interesting Inflection (Laura Ashby - Jeopardy) Views: 2,318 Uploader: Will H Uploaded: Nov 24, 2015 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.21
23:00 <zaim> thanks dematerialised
23:00 <dematerialised> why does she keep shaking her head couleurs
23:00 <dematerialised> make it stop
25:00 <amsy>  wtf is that inflection though
26:00 <dematerialised> maybe every time she says hundred it sets off her remote control vibrator
26:00 <couleurs> imagine her counting sheep starting from 100
26:00 <TheRon> 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
28:00 <couleurs> #pray4pita
29:00 <amsy> im seeing that tonight i think
30:00 <couleurs> i still haven't seen any but i've seen her naked ;)
30:00 <couleurs> cos she a whore!!!!!!
30:00 <dematerialised> how dare you
30:00 <dematerialised> she is free to do what she likes with her body
30:00 <dematerialised> you right-wing scum
30:00 <couleurs> also fuck adele
30:00 <couleurs> just shut up
31:00 <couleurs> irritating twat 
31:00 <dematerialised> i dont know who that is
31:00 <couleurs> lies.
31:00 <dematerialised> google says shes some famous singer
31:00 <dematerialised> i've never heard of her
33:00 <dematerialised> oh she did the skyfall theme
33:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
34:00 <couleurs> told u
35:00 <Immutable> adele is illuminati
36:00 <dematerialised> so who's seen Spectre?
36:00 <dematerialised> is it any good?
37:00 <dematerialised> ok ty
38:00 <amsy> np
38:00 <Serenity> no
38:00 <Serenity> shit
38:00 <Serenity> yw
38:00 <Clarkson> fuck tailors are shit
39:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkM-SDNoI_8
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: â€œThey might have guns but we have flowersâ€: French father to kid after Paris terror Views: 268,856 Uploader: IN THE NOW Uploaded: Nov 17, 2015 Duration: 1m23s Rating: 4.66
39:00 <Immutable> spectre is op in dota 2
39:00 <couleurs> lmao kid owns his pussy faggot dad RiP 
41:00 <couleurs> and stay out
42:00 <couleurs> 8)
45:00 <Immutable> I hate islam
46:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong Immutable?
47:00 <Immutable> with you? pfft man I don't know 
47:00 <dematerialised> no dude
47:00 <dematerialised> you're just sending random shit in to our screens
47:00 <Immutable> I just think you're just another dickhead
47:00 <dematerialised> that's hurtful
47:00 <dematerialised> please take that back
47:00 <Doodle> j.a.d.
48:00 <Doodle> dematerialised is no ordinary dickhead
48:00 <Immutable> hahaha
49:00 <Doodle> my hallway light is flickering
49:00 <dematerialised> demons
49:00 <Doodle> or
49:00 <Doodle> i need a new globe
49:00 <dematerialised> pr sur demons but
49:00 <Immutable> you need jesus
49:00 <Doodle> gross thats not ur hand
50:00 <Doodle> typical god botherer
50:00 <Immutable> well it's my hand now
50:00 <dematerialised> why are you so gay
50:00 <Doodle> i dunno
50:00 <Doodle> oh
50:00 <Doodle> nm
50:00 <dematerialised> :p
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol so close to our selection
53:00 <Immutable> like a monkey paw
09:00 <amsy> Immutable and dem need to have a sword fight i think
10:00 <dematerialised> nah
11:00 <amsy> yep 
11:00 <amsy> good old fashioned cock fight
11:00 <Clarkson> listen to tunes havin a wank makin tunes er havin a cigy drinkin cold coffee just spoke to dad damn bills ( uhnn bout to have a pipe of the chronic..fuck all dude
11:00 <dematerialised> whoever it is still hasnt show us their tits
11:00 <dematerialised> im not going to honour them with a swordfight
12:00 <Immutable> amsy, dematerialised can only think about things in terms of pussy and dick
12:00 <Clarkson> Hey not so little bitch
12:00 <faux> lmaaaaaooooooo
12:00 <faux> doodle
12:00 <Zade> small sword issues?
12:00 <dematerialised> adidas baby
12:00 <Doodle> told u it was awes
12:00 <Doodle> :P
14:00 <couleurs> JVC Perfact Experiance
14:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
15:00 <dematerialised> *laugh track*
15:00 <dematerialised> *wacky sound*
15:00 <couleurs> Doodle: https://youtu.be/VjE3NjDdfts
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: OMG !!!!! Unbeatable car modification Views: 734,710 Uploader: kaysinister Uploaded: Jul 24, 2010 Duration: 7m16s Rating: 1.73
16:00 <amsy> gonna watch it again
16:00 <couleurs> me am
17:00 <couleurs> so that a clear picture is in front of the eyes that would accumulations and rectifications could be made to have a perfect and a racy car
18:00 <couleurs> Yes.
18:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lo0EeWoXis
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THE LUNG BUSTER!!!! 30 INCHES OF DOOM!!!!! Views: 791,088 Uploader: CustomGrow420 Uploaded: Apr 8, 2015 Duration: 7m8s Rating: 4.80
18:00 <dematerialised> 420 toke it up fellow brethrens
20:00 <couleurs> jk tyre, except no substitutes 
23:00 <amsy> tenDENcy
23:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-gtX_acyk
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FILTHY FRANK - SMOKE THE KUSH (Extended) Views: 83,566 Uploader: TheEditerEMH Uploaded: Aug 5, 2015 Duration: 1m27s Rating: 4.90
24:00 <amsy> how is it? dis is good.
24:00 <couleurs> lolol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
27:00 <dematerialised> hallo
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
27:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
28:00 <dematerialised> got my plates for the car and im sitting here fiddling myself
28:00 <dematerialised> wbu
28:00 <Immutable> ...............
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> me… ah fart assign around
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> assing
28:00 <couleurs> what plates
28:00 <dematerialised> 2sexy4u
29:00 <Abortion> HAHAHA so rice, but thats not a turbocharger ahahahaha
29:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQGEu3-3BzI
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 3 Views: 2,450,747 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: Aug 4, 2015 Duration: 14m31s Rating: 4.90
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 70's sex… as in old peeps sex lives
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> insight
32:00 <Doodle> 70s sex with flares
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> old peeps sex lives… wakka wakka
32:00 <Clarkson> tooheys u fuck off sir
35:00 <amsy> lollll @ rice. a friend of mine here is obsessed with her house and always posts pics of it with some "inspirational" quote... today it was "F.E.A.R has 2 meanings. Forget everything and run or face everything and rice. The choice is yours" 
36:00 <dematerialised> F.E.A.R has only one meaning and that is a kickass game
36:00 <Immutable> .....
36:00 <Immutable> yeah pretty good amsy
37:00 <Immutable> I have to say I am inspired by that
37:00 <amsy> really?
37:00 <amsy> even the rice bit?
37:00 <couleurs> forget everything and rice hehehe 
37:00 <dematerialised> Immutable weren't you here last night calling amsy a pig
37:00 <dematerialised> you peice of shit
37:00 <amsy> was he?
37:00 <Immutable> pretty sure that was someone else
38:00 <amelia> that was not Immutable
38:00 <dematerialised> shut up
38:00 <amelia> you lil trouble maker demat
38:00 <dematerialised> youre ruining it
38:00 <dematerialised> one day someone will use my full nick
38:00 <amelia> you fuckin jerkface jerk
38:00 <Clarkson> dont u have some cock to suck?
38:00 <dematerialised> oh wow
38:00 <amelia> yeah
38:00 <amelia> take dat
38:00 <dematerialised> i mean im pretty thick skinned
38:00 <dematerialised> but wow amelia
38:00 <amelia> how you like dem applz
39:00 <couleurs> hi ameglia
39:00 <amelia> how you like em
39:00 <amelia> hie cereals
39:00 <dematerialised> i feel emasculated
39:00 <amelia> i like your hair today cereals
39:00 <amelia> d:)
39:00 <amelia> its so pointy
39:00 <couleurs> thank's
40:00 <Immutable> I need a steak sandwich
40:00 <dematerialised> i visited thank last week
40:00 <dematerialised> he's doing ok
42:00 <couleurs> 2 meny comediens in ere
42:00 <dematerialised> sorry i have recently become unemployed and this medium is my only outlet
42:00 <amsy> lol it was brett
42:00 <dematerialised> yeah it was
42:00 <amsy> the guy who genuinely thinks ive fucked chucky
43:00 <dematerialised> he pm'd me asking who i was
43:00 <dematerialised> fucked with him for about 10 minutes
43:00 <dematerialised> it was fun
43:00 <amsy> lol
44:00 <ComputerlabNerd> test
45:00 <dematerialised> http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/court-hears-majak-daw-held-down-and-raped-girl-in-2007-incident/news-story/27c96a97fa7b4c325488e7f1775fabbc
45:00 <dematerialised> YEAH FOOTBALLERS
45:00 <dematerialised> national heros
45:00 <dematerialised> i wanna be just like them
46:00 <zaim> he wasnt a footballer when he slammed that bird
47:00 <dematerialised> he is now
47:00 <dematerialised> and that's all that matters
47:00 <zaim> lol
47:00 <zaim> now has nothing to do with then
47:00 <ComputerlabNerd> im the king
47:00 <dematerialised> you and Immutable both have delusions ComputerlabNerd
47:00 <dematerialised> seek help please
48:00 <dematerialised> nah it has everything to do with it zaim, he was born into a privieged white middle class suburban family
48:00 <zaim> here we go
48:00 <dematerialised> and instilled with rape culture and patriarchy supremecy
49:00 <dematerialised> -e +a
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow… the active sex lives of 70+ peeps
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaky
49:00 <Immutable> all you think about is pussy and dick
49:00 <Immutable> that's why you're nothing
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
50:00 <dematerialised> this guy
50:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
50:00 <ComputerlabNerd> flamin a has cones for yers with tghe jetlighter
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone create a ch where cunts are not allowed to frequent 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be nice
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd chat there!
51:00 <dematerialised> nah
51:00 <dematerialised> there'd be like 4 people there
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
52:00 <ComputerlabNerd> ive got vodka orange siorbets
52:00 <dematerialised> oh fuck me
52:00 <dematerialised> kill it now
52:00 <ComputerlabNerd> 14 standard drinks worth
52:00 <ComputerlabNerd> a very fast, clean and tasy hit of alachol
53:00 <couleurs> bad news TheRiddler, just read their won't be a Fantastic Four sequel has bean cancelled :(
53:00 <ComputerlabNerd> ive done it
53:00 <couleurs> Not This Idiet, Again.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
54:00 <ComputerlabNerd> hard drvn radio dot com
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> just ignore
54:00 <couleurs> good thinken, good looken
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
54:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i have a bluetooth keyboard
56:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy already
57:00 <dematerialised> hi sleepy im snow white
57:00 <couleurs> hi buttifuel
00:00 <amelia> gnite bye cereals
00:00 <dematerialised> nn felia
01:00 <dematerialised> oh wait
01:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:00 <dematerialised> awkaward
01:00 <amelia> i not goin
01:00 <amelia> cereals is
01:00 <couleurs> i'm not going yet..............
01:00 <dematerialised> dubs awks
01:00 <amelia> (couleurs) i'm sleepy already
02:00 <amelia> c u bye
02:00 <ComputerlabNerd> alice in chains rooster
02:00 <couleurs> whoa i'm in brackets... looks like im a butt
03:00 <Immutable> :P
03:00 <ComputerlabNerd> microsoft universal mobile keyboard - best thing ever
04:00 <dematerialised> wb faux how was your nap
04:00 <faux> huh
04:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/3b618b2f9cf75c87809a2b72f99621f8/tumblr_nya4o0dgro1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg
04:00 <dematerialised> you had a nap just play along please
04:00 <faux> ok
05:00 <faux> was great
05:00 <faux> tysm
05:00 <dematerialised> excellent
05:00 <ComputerlabNerd> tism
05:00 <dematerialised> good to hear
05:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i feel like willie nelson right now
05:00 <ComputerlabNerd> choofin away in a small place
05:00 <Immutable> can you strum your keyboard like it's a guitar to make characters?
06:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i can detact the two parts magentically
06:00 <Immutable> l33t
06:00 <ComputerlabNerd> type out full on wiord documents on my phone
07:00 <Immutable> that's pretty good
07:00 <ComputerlabNerd> its abnout $70 or so from MSY
08:00 <ComputerlabNerd> andriod, windows and ios compatible
08:00 <Immutable> I have a blackberry soo
08:00 <Immutable> already got a keyboard
08:00 <ComputerlabNerd> what dio you think of the blackberyy priv?
08:00 <Immutable> privelige ?
09:00 <ComputerlabNerd> PRIV - last model just relased. no more versions of blaberry after this
09:00 <Abortion> privacy
09:00 <Abortion> its basically an android with a blackberry style hardware keyboard
09:00 <Immutable> not a fan of the slider
10:00 <Abortion> so called privacy because SMSes don't go through blackberry's proxy
10:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i have my note 5 
10:00 <Immutable> anyway I'll let you know how my blackberry privelige goes
11:00 <Immutable> privilige
11:00 <ComputerlabNerd> its not going to be much of a spash
11:00 <couleurs> real gamers have an iphone -_-
11:00 <Immutable> I know
11:00 <dematerialised> real gamers have curves
11:00 <Abortion> k
11:00 <Immutable> can't get sex with a blackberry
11:00 <ComputerlabNerd> how can you live without widgets?
12:00 <couleurs> amsy i have another funny video..........
12:00 <Immutable> ComputerlabNerd, the phone does everything a phone should do out of the box
12:00 <dematerialised> nerdygirl you deviant little fox
12:00 <dematerialised> chat me
12:00 <ComputerlabNerd> yeah but it doiesnt have widgets. thats a dealbreaker
13:00 <Immutable> you basically need to be a keyboard fanboy to want a blackberry
13:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i shall have a look at the blackphone, i think better than blaberry
14:00 <Immutable> don't want to talk about my revirginisation device
14:00 <Immutable> lol
15:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i just bought myself a litytle bitchbag just to the keyboard phoneand wallet in
16:00 <Immutable> I need a new bitch bag
16:00 <Clarkson> fairly sure an ircian brought me this hunk of shit camera
17:00 <ComputerlabNerd> well in bought a nike one it was 30 plus 7 postage
18:00 <amsy> show me the funny video
20:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/h1wBkNjTKgs
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to properly clean your gaming gear Views: 70,229 Uploader: GetDustOff Uploaded: Jul 13, 2010 Duration: 2m31s Rating: .50
20:00 <ComputerlabNerd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSdrZ6rq4I
20:00 <dematerialised> i can smell mashed potatos
21:00 <couleurs> that guy me
22:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i wanna get a really good drone anmd fly it
22:00 <doctor> I want to have a sex
22:00 <doctor> sex gone sexual
22:00 <simba> that guy you
22:00 <dematerialised> i havent had sex in 9 years
22:00 <Clarkson> do it ya fucking cry baby
22:00 <simba> 999999999999999999999
22:00 <ComputerlabNerd> buy a %k drone
22:00 <couleurs> That's It Ladies and Terminators.
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <Immutable> there used to be this youtube channel dedicated to videos like that
23:00 <Immutable> called the cringe channel
23:00 <simba> Ethan and I have had our fun tonight. Toodles.
23:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <couleurs> You Can't Do It Dirty, You Gotta Do It Clean ;)
24:00 <amsy> lmaoooo
24:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Selling is Service, Service is Selling - A Musical Training Video (Original) Views: 958,804 Uploader: alcesbrowser Uploaded: Apr 5, 2011 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.79
24:00 <dematerialised> then there's this faggot
25:00 <doctor> http://www.lovebscott.com/news/say-what-now-feminist-blogger-makes-bread-using-yeast-from-her-own-vagina
25:00 <dematerialised> lol what
25:00 <doctor> delicious
25:00 <doctor> i bet it would taste zesty
25:00 <dematerialised> i'd eat it tbh
26:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Got Fish :P
26:00 <dematerialised> :p
26:00 <amsy> he gets at least 10 more kills with clean gear
26:00 <dematerialised> :p~~~
26:00 <amsy> or 10 more goals if he plays fifa
27:00 <couleurs> Hell Yes, Dudette !
28:00 <couleurs> Gamer Gunk Sucks !
28:00 <Immutable> remember to wipe and detail
28:00 <dematerialised> i thank the lord for every day i dont get jizz on my keyboard
28:00 <Clarkson> dont be such a pussy simba
29:00 <ComputerlabNerd> these people that take these ice things and they are crazy cooties
29:00 <amsy> GG
29:00 <Immutable> thank god for ComputerlabNerd 
29:00 <Immutable> chatting with you is putting my head in a good place
29:00 <doctor> league of legends you need to play with sticky fingers
30:00 <ComputerlabNerd> have a 6 camera cctv iop camera network to sus out on when you do ice
30:00 <dematerialised> your head should be under a freight train
30:00 <simba> how are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Immutable :P
30:00 <doctor> helps with the face mashing
30:00 <couleurs> lolol
30:00 <Immutable> I'm feeling good simba
30:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i is best to invest in several of them to learn the trade of such a service
31:00 <faux> loooolll
32:00 <ComputerlabNerd> dudes pay up i come wioth services and value added extras
33:00 <Immutable> blue tooth nipples?
34:00 <ComputerlabNerd> type into google "HARD dRIVIN' RADIO"
34:00 <Immutable> nah it's probably some sex shit
34:00 <ComputerlabNerd> ITS THE BEST RADIO STATION EVER IF YOU LIKE THE SHIT
35:00 <dematerialised> type into google "methods by which to end one's life"
35:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/0bomkgXeDkE hi mom
35:00 <Immutable> dematerialised, try bashing your face on the side of the road
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 80s Video Dating Montage Views: 3,761,866 Uploader: Jameson Murphy Uploaded: Sep 18, 2009 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.94
35:00 <dematerialised> Immutable why are you so mad
36:00 <Immutable> not even I'm just throwing seeds hoping they'll take root
36:00 <dematerialised> buddy I am the final boss of the internet
36:00 <dematerialised> good luck
36:00 <Immutable> do you have a blog about your yeast infection bread?
36:00 <couleurs> lololol
36:00 <ComputerlabNerd> im a barely stand vodka sobets
36:00 <dematerialised> blogs are for social rejects and people who actually should kill theirselves
36:00 <couleurs> n1ce on3 amsy 
37:00 <Immutable> because it looks like you aint shit nigga
37:00 <Clarkson> probably never even fucking made sushi.
37:00 <ComputerlabNerd> Ill have macdeonalds
37:00 <amsy> hahaha
37:00 <ComputerlabNerd> tommrrow
38:00 <ComputerlabNerd> a chicken like burgher
38:00 <ComputerlabNerd> good one
38:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i can get a good kfc twister regular origional
38:00 <ComputerlabNerd> yeah yeah yeah
38:00 <Immutable> that'll clog your chakra
38:00 <ComputerlabNerd> on th edole life is great
38:00 <couleurs> pls stop typing beeehhhh
39:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all fucking bad trolls
39:00 <dematerialised> ^
39:00 <ShadowLurker> and you should feel bad
39:00 <dematerialised> this whole time i've just been fiddling with my foreskin
39:00 <dematerialised> waiting for someone to get me excited
39:00 <Immutable> listen
39:00 <ComputerlabNerd> clean out your mouth luike metho in a glass waterpiece
39:00 <Immutable> my spirit animal is a penguin
40:00 <ComputerlabNerd> yeah yeah yeah
40:00 <simba> charlie chaplin porn
40:00 <Immutable> and to become a great troll one must troll the trolls as a bad troll
40:00 <ComputerlabNerd> pantera
40:00 <dematerialised> no you just need to kill yourself
41:00 <dematerialised> not trolling
41:00 <dematerialised> just facts
41:00 <ComputerlabNerd> hjard drivin radio
41:00 <simba> nobody in here is a troll
41:00 <Immutable> my psychic spirit animal told me this
41:00 <Immutable> my spirit animal is a penguin
41:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up
41:00 <dematerialised> fuck down
42:00 <amelia> fuck off
42:00 <dematerialised> too smooth
42:00 <ComputerlabNerd> hyey lets play a game of the higest on the food chain! i win. i have a samsung galaxy note 5
42:00 <dematerialised> ok i win already
42:00 <simba> lmao
42:00 <Immutable> hi fives ComputerlabNerd 
42:00 <Immutable> can't beat that
42:00 <simba> for saying that youre the gayest faggot
43:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i also got a samsung gakaxy tab s2 from teklstra hehehehe
43:00 <simba> i have a moto g3 its better than ur phone and cost 1/4 
43:00 <simba> u got #pwned by teh system
43:00 <dematerialised> tyrannosaurus rekt
43:00 <simba> u buy samsung u scu kthe dick of the overlord
43:00 <simba> and get no good tasting cum inreturn
44:00 <ComputerlabNerd> im a phone renter
44:00 <dematerialised> good tasting cum is the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
44:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
44:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i utilize telstras new phonne feel;ing get a new model every 12 months
44:00 <Serenity> who is this plonker
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