// #melbourne — 2015-11-27
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00:00:00 <dematerialised> hi guys i am back did you miss me
00:00:00 <xm> i think of you every time i see Susanna Carr on TV
00:01:00 <dematerialised> she's a bit of a hottie i reckon for her age
00:01:00 <xm> mIlF
00:01:00 <dematerialised> i remember her when she was in her prime
00:01:00 <dematerialised> those glistening eyes
00:03:00 <xm> shouldve asked her to take her top off at Telethon
00:03:00 <xm> it's for the kids anyway
00:04:00 <xm> how much would you donate for that????
00:18:00 <Serenity> eeeeek
00:18:00 <Serenity> covered from head to toe in buttercream
00:21:00 <stebie> hot
00:26:00 <Serenity> wanna taste?
00:27:00 <stebie> NOU
00:28:00 <xm> do cats like buttercream
00:28:00 <Serenity> probably
00:28:00 <Bonny> why are cats scared of cucumbers?
00:29:00 <Serenity> i dunno but im gonna scare mine tomorrow
00:29:00 <Bonny> lol
00:29:00 <Bonny> what are you going to do to scare it?
00:29:00 <Serenity> cucumber
00:40:00 <xm> but googly eyes on it to make it scarier. and with that, good nite y'all
00:49:00 <hugh-borg> yeah.
01:38:00 <Trevor> I am CEO of Trevor Phillips Enterprise
02:43:00 <kara_2015> hi
02:47:00 <dematerialised> hi kara are you looking for discrete play?
02:55:00 <cita> dematerialised: Everyone's looking for something, hey.
02:55:00 <cita> dematerialised: I'm not sur what I'm looking for.
03:46:00 <mishap> anyone awake?
04:28:00 <mishap> fuck i thought for a second maybe my beer or maybe my drink frozen like Maurice or Serenity clitoris
04:56:00 <mishap> LORI
05:01:00 <mishap> to find it was one thing
05:01:00 <mishap> austnet
05:16:00 <mishap> to find jen hun
05:16:00 <mishap> 42 chan server
05:16:00 <mishap> jen hun jen
05:16:00 <mishap> <3
11:16:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm brekky muffin
11:23:00 <faux> mm muff
11:34:00 <Serenity> fucking hell lol came to the shop n everything is shut
11:34:00 <Serenity> open at 9 pff what is this
11:38:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm muff indeed
11:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh whoops i did something naughty lol
11:46:00 <faux> did u suck a big ol dick
11:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope better lol
12:03:00 <British^Meat> *ahem*
12:03:00 <British^Meat> "What did you do Snoopys_Gunship ?"
12:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well i will put it simple
12:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wife is late
12:06:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
12:06:00 <British^Meat> so you are thinking you have impregnated her?
12:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup except intial urinal tests show negitive
12:08:00 <British^Meat> so.....
12:08:00 <British^Meat> congratulations? either way?
12:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah either way thanks :)
12:18:00 <faux> lol
12:18:00 <faux> ew babies
12:25:00 <thestig> snoopyyyyyyyy
12:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stigggggy
12:26:00 <thestig> u need to give the missus a break man
12:26:00 <thestig> haha
12:27:00 <thestig> seems like yesterday she just had the other child
12:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> almost 3 years ago lol
12:27:00 <thestig> wow
12:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know right
12:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is almost toliet trained which is good
12:32:00 <thestig> goes so quick
12:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know right
12:49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12187927_895773927176649_6880715588473862452_n.jpg?oh=a6a0809363d9f34743279e9e4993ecd9&oe=56DE2A9A&__gda__=1458132396_1a100cb40f7cce564e926eba51338f5c
13:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> since when did sydney get a wet and wild
14:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> katatonic_kate01
14:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this fucking toshiba is giving me a headache lol
14:14:00 <BlackDevil> shit in the cd rom
14:14:00 <BlackDevil> tell it whose boss
14:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i would if it were my laptop but its not lol
14:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
14:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup peeps?
14:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im getting annoyed how about you katatonic_kate01
14:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> getting excited!
14:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whys that
14:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> just waiting to hear back abut a position i went for….
14:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's pretty epic… the position… practice manager of a 65 place women's refuge
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> + staff
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
14:17:00 <Bonny> fingers cross
14:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks, i think ive bitten off more than i can chew to be honest lol
14:18:00 <Bonny> lol
14:18:00 <Bonny> can always say no
14:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm considering it!
14:18:00 <Bonny> cool.. :)
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i went for one position…
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they offered me 2 manger type positions
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like gah!
14:19:00 <Bonny> lol
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but the salary is amazing
14:19:00 <Bonny> I bet
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT not quite sure if i actually want that added stress
14:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but the money lol
14:20:00 <Bonny> that's why it's high paying position cos of the stress factor
14:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally *cries*
14:38:00 <Serenity> fags
14:41:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBIES
14:46:00 <Serenity> :>
14:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> where where where where where :D
14:56:00 <ShadowLurker> in Serenitys top
14:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> get em out sez
14:58:00 <Serenity> they are out
14:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah get em out :D
14:58:00 <Serenity> im sitting here in a bra atm
14:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :(
14:59:00 <thestig> someone say bra?
15:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah Serenity is in her bra and wont show :(
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> she might
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> if you ask nice
15:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Serenity can i please see :)
15:03:00 <Serenity> lol
15:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> worth a try lol
15:03:00 <Floss> send a pic of cartmans ass in a bra
15:04:00 <Floss> BEWBS
15:06:00 <Serenity> i just sent them to faux
15:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :(
15:06:00 <faux> they look gorg
15:08:00 <faux> k
15:08:00 <faux> brb snack time
15:09:00 <ShadowLurker> tits made you hungry
15:09:00 <Floss> milk
15:10:00 <Serenity> lol
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> here snoops
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/7acd7eb8bde184a9e17e212ece20dc06/tumblr_nyc03uJwG81urn9o5o1_400.jpg
15:11:00 <Serenity> pshh mine look better thant hat right now
15:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> boobies :D
15:15:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh urs are pretty crackin
15:15:00 <Floss> i wanna get some nice bras
15:15:00 <Floss> i just buy kmart shit
15:16:00 <Serenity> ive fallen in love with bonds bras
15:16:00 <Floss> are they very expensive?
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> https://45.media.tumblr.com/289b48ca83fc375f79fe83d70ffc7d54/tumblr_ny0qhmFUUw1tf73nlo1_500.gif
15:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> goto bras n things they have nice bras there
15:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not that i know or anything lol
15:22:00 <gremlinz> sure sure
15:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what i dont i swear lol
15:23:00 <faux> mmmm melty peanut butter on toast
15:23:00 <Floss> they are really pricey there
15:25:00 <Serenity> $40 floss
15:25:00 <Floss> D:
15:25:00 <Floss> my bras are 7 bucks each lol
15:25:00 <Floss> oh now im sad
15:26:00 <Serenity> oh see $40 is cheap for me lol im used to paying over $100
15:28:00 <gremlinz> i remember when i was like 10 or something i treated the bras n things junk mail like a porno mag
15:30:00 <Serenity> lol
15:38:00 <dematerialised> good aftermorning faggots
15:48:00 <faux> lmao gremlinz
15:48:00 <faux> hello shane
15:48:00 <dematerialised> how dare you use my slave name
15:48:00 <dematerialised> also hi
15:50:00 <faux> oh
15:50:00 <faux> soz
15:50:00 <faux> hello demat
15:50:00 <dematerialised> hello :3
15:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damnit gremlinz you bitch
15:57:00 <dematerialised> tfif
15:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi gremlinz come pick me up and take me to jb hifi :)
16:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no way dematerialised its sat man :D
16:00:00 <dematerialised> dont you dare do that to me
16:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its sat for me anyway
16:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :)
16:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> IM ON A BOAT
16:02:00 <gremlinz> wat
16:02:00 <gremlinz> maybe if u didnt live a bazillion kilometers away
16:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
16:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> come on man
16:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill make it worth your while :)
16:03:00 <gremlinz> im not falling for that trick again :p
16:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damnit not cool hahaha
16:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh wait i can actually make it worth your while
16:05:00 <gremlinz> it was a gift, quite happy to collect the next time we catch up :p
16:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cunt hahaha
16:05:00 <gremlinz> wats doin at jbs anyway
16:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my new mouse and keyboard lol
16:05:00 <gremlinz> ah
16:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this mouse is showing red and for the life of me i cant find the charger lol
16:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the primary mouse is fucked and will only stay on for about a minute or two lol
16:08:00 <gremlinz> so u cant just replace the batteries?
16:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the primary one ive got new batteries in and the one im using now wont allow me to get into it
16:09:00 <gremlinz> i see
16:09:00 <gremlinz> well you're fucked then
16:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> tell me about it
16:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucker lol
16:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i need something to do with my son on sat too :D
16:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> feed him to the cat
16:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I mean... ride bikes
16:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol ashleighxtrinity
16:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont have cats :(
16:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got 2 annoying dogs ask gremlinz lol
16:15:00 <gremlinz> he was alright once settled down
16:15:00 <gremlinz> new person im excited
16:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah the little shit
16:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but dude come on you have the coolest cat
16:23:00 <thestig> snoopy hows the detailing going
16:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> slow im way to busy these days anyway with my security work
16:24:00 <TheRon> i like beer
16:35:00 <TheRon> i'll never be your beast of burden
16:35:00 <dematerialised> i will however drink your coke and bourbon
16:39:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
16:42:00 <zaim> happy birthday helen
16:43:00 <dematerialised> happy birthday helen
16:44:00 <dematerialised> you are the voice in my heart
16:44:00 <dematerialised> whispers compassion
16:46:00 <TheRon> ratcaqt
16:46:00 <faux> wut
16:46:00 <TheRon> ratcat
16:47:00 <dematerialised> best consumed whilst holding a cold 4X stubbie sitting on the front veranda looking over the fields
16:52:00 <TheRon> you know that i know better
16:52:00 <dematerialised> <fb:like>
16:57:00 <faux> lol
17:04:00 <dematerialised> my arm has started flaking
17:04:00 <dematerialised> i look like a moulting aboriginal
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
17:10:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
17:12:00 <Serenity> how many dudes you know roll like this how many dudes uou know flow like this
17:12:00 <dematerialised> not many, if any
17:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> HOWZAT
17:13:00 <Serenity> :>
17:13:00 <TheRon> you missed the bat i caught you out howzat
17:17:00 <TheRon> 4 for 98
17:19:00 <Serenity> some nice fluffy clouds over the hills your way dematerialised
17:19:00 <dematerialised> yeah
17:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait really lol
17:20:00 <TheRon> 5 for 98
17:20:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/2RyKIO2.jpeg
17:21:00 <Serenity> floofeh
17:21:00 <dematerialised> pretty standard fare
17:21:00 <dematerialised> radar says there is something out near northam
17:21:00 <dematerialised> nothing to get in the car over i dont think
17:21:00 <Serenity> i want another one like the other night :(
17:21:00 <TheRon> i havent washed my jeans in three months or more
17:22:00 <Serenity> gross.
17:23:00 <dematerialised> oh i forgot my work
17:23:00 <dematerialised> 's christmas do was tomorrow
17:23:00 <dematerialised> oh wlel
17:23:00 <Serenity> yuck lpl
17:24:00 <Serenity> lol
17:24:00 <Serenity> ive gotta go to fkn rockingham tomorrow vom
17:24:00 <dematerialised> nah my work dos are fuckng huge
17:24:00 <dematerialised> just cbf this year
17:25:00 <dematerialised> just turn up, get served cold "fancy" dinner
17:25:00 <dematerialised> get pissed
17:25:00 <dematerialised> go home
17:27:00 <Serenity> haha
17:27:00 <Serenity> free food/booze is always a win i guess
17:27:00 <TheRon> 15 pots a fight a shag then home?
17:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking stupid kiwis
17:30:00 <TheRon> i was only 19
17:52:00 <amsy> hi cc :7
17:54:00 <couleurs> hi cumsy :s
17:55:00 <couleurs> BvB LoST
17:55:00 <couleurs> worst friday ever
17:55:00 <couleurs> un-tgif
17:55:00 <dematerialised> blasphemer
17:55:00 <TheRon> bvb lose?
17:55:00 <couleurs> yes 1-0 to some russian fagget team
17:55:00 <couleurs> should've won
17:56:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/ax2t
17:56:00 <couleurs> it was FiFa irl
17:59:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/gc7k
17:59:00 <couleurs> best thing about it
17:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gotta fly later guys and girls
18:03:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i bought myself what is refered to as a "bitch bag"
18:03:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im wonmdering
18:06:00 <faux> is it fake Gucci
18:06:00 <couleurs> i'm wonmdering 2
18:07:00 <faux> lol
18:07:00 <faux> soso ugly
18:10:00 <dematerialised> hi Lumeah sxc bb
18:10:00 <Lumeah> hi
18:10:00 <Lumeah> ok
18:12:00 <amsy> oilers lost 2 :'(
18:12:00 <couleurs> un-tgif 2 u 2 amsy
18:16:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7klNQyyLpiA
18:16:00 <TheRon> 6 for 142
18:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: lady steals from KID! black friday 2015 Views: 698 Uploader: BlackFriday Fight Uploaded: Nov 27, 2015 Duration: 0m25s Rating: 4.32
18:16:00 <dematerialised> never hada chance
18:18:00 <Lumeah> sup dematerialised
18:18:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, chillen with mah babes
18:19:00 <dematerialised> wbu
18:19:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
18:21:00 <amsy> http://gfycat.com/VelvetyWebbedHarpyeagle
18:21:00 <Lumeah> what cunt
18:22:00 <Lumeah> chilling by myself!
18:22:00 <Lumeah> just how i likes
18:22:00 <Lumeah> bet that was Walmart
18:22:00 <couleurs> lmaooooo
18:23:00 <couleurs> imagining him he saying "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
18:23:00 <dematerialised> that's *precisely* what i was imagning
18:23:00 <TheRon> eric carmen - all by myseld
18:23:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Lt2MIB8oCK0
18:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guy thinks his sister is hot Views: 2,526,503 Uploader: Roy Kelly Uploaded: Feb 27, 2012 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.88
18:23:00 <couleurs> beautiful story :')
18:23:00 <dematerialised> is that a video of a guy literally reading a reddit post
18:24:00 <dematerialised> why
18:24:00 <couleurs> SPOILER
18:24:00 <couleurs> punch line @ end
18:24:00 <dematerialised> i dont have the attention span for that
18:24:00 <couleurs> frast frowards
18:25:00 <simba> i cant even
18:26:00 <amsy> xD
18:26:00 <dematerialised> so randum ><
18:27:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
18:27:00 <Serenity> im hungry someone feed me
18:28:00 <dematerialised> no you feed me
18:28:00 <dematerialised> you still owe me a cheeseburger
18:28:00 <thestig> ok i will feed u if u fan me
18:28:00 <thestig> so hot
18:28:00 <Serenity> i do owe you a cheeseburger
18:28:00 <Serenity> and you'd have got it if i still had your address
18:28:00 <dematerialised> lol
18:28:00 <Serenity> gaffa taped like i promised
18:29:00 <Serenity> it got so hot this arvo thestig :(
18:30:00 <dematerialised> i jsut pulled apart the broken screen for my phone
18:30:00 <dematerialised> it has weird trippy plastic films that bend light
18:30:00 <dematerialised> its cool
18:30:00 <dematerialised> and the screen is basically a big mirror
18:30:00 <thestig> yah im si sweaty, not as sweaty as demats but crack but sweaty
18:30:00 <dematerialised> im nto sweaty at all
18:30:00 <simba> alright this is called us juggalos
18:30:00 <dematerialised> got the aircon on
18:30:00 <dematerialised> its lovely
18:31:00 <faux> mm
18:31:00 <faux> aircn
18:31:00 <dematerialised> indeed
18:31:00 <amsy> but crack
18:31:00 <Serenity> i have sweaty boob clevage
18:31:00 <thestig> hi amsy
18:31:00 <TheRon> i play joni mitchell - river at christmas time
18:31:00 <dematerialised> i will admit though that i am currently completely naked
18:32:00 <dematerialised> but that's just how i roll
18:32:00 <amsy> im nice and cold
18:32:00 <faux> ur hot
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> its delicious
18:32:00 <Serenity> i wish i had no pants on
18:32:00 <faux> ;) ;);));;)
18:32:00 <thestig> demat how fast do u roll?
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> i do too
18:32:00 <amsy> hey stigness
18:32:00 <dematerialised> thestig approximately 14km/hr
18:32:00 <Serenity> as fast as a sausage roll
18:32:00 <Serenity> :E
18:32:00 <faux> pics of nudity
18:32:00 <amsy> u bb
18:32:00 <faux> u
18:32:00 <thestig> lolll
18:32:00 <dematerialised> i've measured it
18:32:00 <dematerialised> because i am a man of science
18:32:00 <faux> HI STIGMATA
18:32:00 <thestig> hi fauxyyyy how is u
18:33:00 <faux> im ok
18:33:00 <faux> n u
18:33:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/o4MwTvtyrUQ
18:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: What is a Browser? Views: 950,013 Uploader: Ji Lee Uploaded: Apr 30, 2009 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.68
18:33:00 <TheRon> they paved paradise put up a parking lot
18:33:00 <thestig> hot trying to cool down
18:33:00 <couleurs> i'm a bowser
18:33:00 <faux> hose
18:33:00 <faux> just skyped me sissy
18:33:00 <thestig> but im good
18:33:00 <Serenity> spent an hour at mums now i smell like cigs
18:33:00 <Serenity> spew
18:33:00 <thestig> oh nice how is she
18:33:00 <faux> she slobbered on her mums phone when she kissed me on the screen
18:33:00 <faux> shes gooood
18:33:00 <Serenity> aww
18:34:00 <thestig> haha nice
18:34:00 <faux> i wanna pubvh her
18:34:00 <Serenity> she must be getting huge ow
18:34:00 <Serenity> now
18:34:00 <faux> shes adorable
18:34:00 <faux> yeah shes excited about her new pencils
18:34:00 <faux> so she runs around screaming the colours
18:34:00 <Serenity> haha
18:34:00 <faux> shes literally a mini me
18:34:00 <faux> lol
18:34:00 <faux> only i get that excited about pencils
18:34:00 <faux> she has an american accent
18:34:00 <Serenity> lol youtube
18:34:00 <TheRon> mr squiggle?
18:34:00 <faux> like all lebs who learn englih in Lebanon
18:34:00 <thestig> i love pencilsss
18:35:00 <faux> lol
18:35:00 <faux> me 2
18:35:00 <thestig> big boxes of them!
18:35:00 <TheRon> mr squiggle's pencil is massive
18:35:00 <thestig> colour the worls
18:35:00 <thestig> world
18:35:00 <faux> ehehe
18:35:00 <faux> i watched a video the other day
18:35:00 <faux> on how theyre msde
18:35:00 <faux> made
18:35:00 <thestig> oooo
18:36:00 <faux> fun
18:36:00 <thestig> how its made videos on youtube ate awes
18:36:00 <thestig> are
18:36:00 <faux> agreed
18:36:00 <faux> the jellybeans one is cool
18:36:00 <faux> but also madr me feel sick
18:36:00 <Serenity> mr squiggle the man from the moooon
18:36:00 <faux> so much sugar lol
18:36:00 <thestig> i didnt like the chick one dow
18:36:00 <thestig> doe
18:36:00 <amsy> how its made ruuuules
18:36:00 <thestig> so cruel
18:36:00 <amsy> food factory is also great
18:36:00 <faux> what chick
18:37:00 <amsy> and home factory
18:37:00 <TheRon> giving miss jane a good pencilling
18:37:00 <Serenity> chicken?
18:37:00 <thestig> little chickens flung all ovee the place
18:37:00 <faux> omgosh
18:37:00 <faux> lol
18:37:00 <faux> im so feral i painted over my chipped polish cos i don have nail polish remover
18:37:00 <thestig> i start watching it and im like awwww
18:37:00 <faux> u cant really tell but still vom
18:37:00 <thestig> pic!
18:37:00 <faux> nooo
18:37:00 <faux> so ratchet
18:38:00 <thestig> l
18:38:00 <thestig> ol
18:38:00 <Serenity> hehe ratchet
18:38:00 <faux> also amsy will just laugh at how small my hands are
18:38:00 <thestig> is ok i will send u a weirdo pic of me hoseing myself down
18:38:00 <faux> ad ill be forced to bash her
18:39:00 <thestig> lol
18:39:00 <Serenity> faux ive shown like 600 people my boobs today
18:39:00 <Serenity> rofl
18:39:00 <Serenity> :(
18:39:00 <amsy> hahahaha bb
18:39:00 <faux> lol why sadface
18:39:00 <TheRon> i'll have a look
18:39:00 <faux> theyre lovely
18:39:00 <amsy> theyre smaller than aidens
18:39:00 <faux> AMBER
18:39:00 <Serenity> im just super proud haha
18:39:00 <faux> SHUT YOUR NOISE HOLE
18:39:00 <Serenity> showing off
18:39:00 <amsy> lollllll
18:39:00 <faux> YOU GIGANTIC CUNT
18:39:00 <amsy> soz
18:40:00 <faux> sif smaller than aidens now im paranoid
18:40:00 <Serenity> ooooooo amber!
18:40:00 <Serenity> youse in trubs
18:40:00 <faux> lmao
18:40:00 <TheRon> i love boobs
18:40:00 <thestig> faux has nice hands
18:40:00 <faux> h
18:40:00 <faux> sh
18:40:00 <simba> show me ya boobs - captain falcon
18:40:00 <amsy> hahahaha theyre not smaller than aidens ok
18:40:00 <Serenity> everything about faux is miniscule i dont know why anyones suprised
18:40:00 <faux> phew
18:41:00 <faux> not everything ok
18:41:00 <dematerialised> yeah her dick is huge
18:41:00 <thestig> haha
18:41:00 <dematerialised> :3
18:41:00 <Serenity> yeah your vag is massiff
18:41:00 <faux> wow
18:41:00 <faux> bit rude
18:41:00 <thestig> wowww
18:41:00 <Serenity> hhaha soz
18:41:00 <Serenity> its not its pretty
18:41:00 <TheRon> grand canyon?
18:41:00 <faux> phew
18:41:00 <thestig> faux would make a good mechanic
18:41:00 <faux> .
18:41:00 <thestig> some places i just
18:41:00 <thestig> cant get into
18:41:00 <faux> hatw you all
18:41:00 <faux> go to heck
18:41:00 <Serenity> i found out the other week why mechanics dont wear their wedding rings tho
18:41:00 <thestig> jks
18:41:00 <Serenity> fucking hell just about lost my finger
18:42:00 <amsy> damn u all 2 heck
18:42:00 <faux> lol
18:42:00 <faux> ye
18:42:00 <thestig> oh shit
18:42:00 <faux> woot
18:42:00 <faux> gonna go eat grandmas foods
18:42:00 <Serenity> yum
18:42:00 <faux> love not having to cook
18:42:00 <Serenity> i wish i didnt have to
18:42:00 <simba> why dont they
18:42:00 <faux> become leb
18:42:00 <faux> you get sent food
18:42:00 <faux> dad told her i have lady cramps
18:43:00 <amsy> lol
18:43:00 <Serenity> can you adopt me
18:43:00 <faux> so she sent me foods to save me cooking
18:43:00 <Serenity> nomm
18:43:00 <faux> what a good lass
18:43:00 <Serenity> go eats
18:43:00 <TheRon> that weight loss food sent to your house any goood
18:43:00 <faux> also its awkward telling ur dad why youre rolled up in ball on the couch groaning
18:43:00 <Serenity> aw poor dad lol
18:43:00 <simba> say youre acting
18:43:00 <faux> hes like
18:44:00 <faux> oh ok
18:44:00 <faux> do u need.. um .. stuff
18:44:00 <faux> lnao
18:44:00 <faux> im like nah im cool
18:44:00 <Serenity> hahaha cute
18:44:00 <faux> hesblike ok im leaving
18:44:00 <faux> and left me al dy
18:44:00 <faux> cunt
18:44:00 <Serenity> just incase he catches it
18:44:00 <faux> LOL
18:44:00 <faux> he came back and i was still sooking
18:44:00 <faux> hes like
18:44:00 <faux> STILL GOSJ GET OVER IT
18:44:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:44:00 <faux> Im likenpfft hope ur ovaries hurt
18:44:00 <faux> lol
18:45:00 <Serenity> IT HURTS
18:45:00 <Serenity> a lot
18:45:00 <Serenity> lily pretty much spends 3 days in bed
18:45:00 <faux> aw
18:45:00 <faux> i cant imagine being that youbg again and experiencing it
18:45:00 <faux> i remwbwr wearing my first pad and waddlig like a retard
18:45:00 <Serenity> i had mine at her age but i dont remember what it was like
18:45:00 <faux> mums like ... make it morenobviois
18:45:00 <Serenity> hahah
18:45:00 <TheRon> i got thick skin and an eladtic heart
18:46:00 <faux> my friend got hurts when she was like 9
18:46:00 <faux> and getsthem for 9 days
18:46:00 <faux> so horrid
18:46:00 <faux> so heavy
18:46:00 <Serenity> oh yuck
18:46:00 <faux> she has to go to hosp sometimes
18:46:00 <faux> cos shes in that mch pain
18:46:00 <Serenity> lils first was 7 almost 8 days
18:46:00 <faux> oh dear
18:46:00 <Serenity> but now its like 4-5
18:46:00 <faux> mine are 3 phew
18:46:00 <faux> max 4
18:47:00 <TheRon> 7 for 167
18:47:00 <Serenity> mine used to be 3
18:47:00 <Serenity> now its 5
18:47:00 <faux> they used to be soso regular
18:47:00 <faux> now thyre not
18:47:00 <faux> :/
18:47:00 <faux> when theyre irregs they come heavy sometimes
18:47:00 <Serenity> im between 28-31 days
18:47:00 <faux> like 15km/h heavy
18:47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i dont know anything about that shit
18:47:00 <Serenity> haha
18:47:00 <faux> scared to sneeze or laugh heavy
18:47:00 <simba> period blood
18:47:00 <Serenity> omg i got tagged in something the other day let me see if i can find it
18:48:00 <faux> okies
18:49:00 <couleurs> Is Everyone Tipsy Yet?
18:49:00 <amsy> i get horrific period pain too
18:49:00 <Serenity> http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bieber_87596c_5664969.png
18:49:00 <simba> will drink - gettin tipsy with it
18:49:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> tmi :P
18:49:00 <Serenity> this one lol
18:49:00 <amsy> 2 days before and during the whole thing
18:49:00 <TheRon> amsy it's dinner time here
18:50:00 <amsy> so?
18:50:00 <TheRon> just saying
18:50:00 <Serenity> my first say is like a massacre
18:50:00 <Serenity> day**
18:50:00 <amsy> i say i get pain and THAT grosses you out?
18:50:00 <Serenity> pain and baaadd
18:51:00 <TheRon> the period bit
18:51:00 <amsy> after theyve been talking about heavy flows
18:51:00 <Serenity> oh please its a period not a turd on your dinner table
18:51:00 <amelia> jeezus
18:51:00 <Serenity> toughen up
18:51:00 <amelia> is this the period club
18:51:00 <Serenity> yes do you need any babysitting done?
18:51:00 <TheRon> nevr had one
18:51:00 <amelia> ahahaah
18:53:00 <amsy> ahahaha sezz that link
18:53:00 <Serenity> hehe i liked it
18:54:00 <faux> O GOD YUM
18:54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TjftbgD.jpg
18:54:00 <faux> never been more excited for food
18:54:00 <faux> lmao
18:54:00 <dematerialised> jmmm food
18:54:00 <simba> lol
18:54:00 <dematerialised> i should get some
18:55:00 <simba> #DenkMemes2015
18:55:00 <Serenity> fucking hell what happened to her head
18:56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/db89AJq.jpg
18:57:00 <amsy> OMG i almost forgot. CC! i commented on something on facebook and this dude liked my comment http://imgur.com/vOa0ruv
18:58:00 <Serenity> faux stop sending me food pics im starving lol
18:58:00 <couleurs> that's me
18:58:00 <faux> LOL
18:58:00 <faux> Sox
18:58:00 <faux> z
18:58:00 <amsy> lollll
18:58:00 <faux> lmaoooooo amsy
18:58:00 <amsy> hey roodles
18:58:00 <faux> i love him
18:58:00 <Serenity> this time of day i get soo hungry and its so close to dinner time
18:58:00 <faux> show the otherbpics ok
18:58:00 <Serenity> it pissed me off
18:58:00 <faux> do u snack
18:59:00 <Serenity> yeah i try to but i havent been home much today
18:59:00 <amsy> bb i look at that picture all the time
18:59:00 <amsy> it kills me
18:59:00 <amsy> k hang on
18:59:00 <faux> i get hungriest in the mornings
18:59:00 <faux> its the woooorst
18:59:00 <TheRon> doodle knows all about periods
18:59:00 <Doodle> what
18:59:00 <dematerialised> sail with me into the dark
18:59:00 <faux> hey dewfel
18:59:00 <faux> dewdel
18:59:00 <faux> .
18:59:00 <faux> DEWFY
18:59:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
19:00:00 <dematerialised> captain dewdy
19:00:00 <faux> hru
19:00:00 <faux> oh
19:00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/1skwz94.jpg
19:00:00 <Doodle> i'm ok thx
19:00:00 <faux> pics
19:00:00 <TheRon> dodle is that code?
19:00:00 <Doodle> no i was being doofy
19:00:00 <faux> loool
19:01:00 <faux> that pic rules
19:01:00 <TheRon> 123 123 drink
19:01:00 <faux> k
19:02:00 <Doodle> MELBOURNE’S Benjamin Ady fought for the rights of his religion yesterday when he refused to remove a spaghetti strainer from his head for his licence photo.
19:02:00 <Doodle> The “religious headwear” is part of the Pastafarian faith.
19:02:00 <Doodle> Mr Ady is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and felt he was being discriminated against by VicRoads staff in Carlton.
19:02:00 <amsy> doodle u rude fuk
19:03:00 <Doodle> excuse me
19:03:00 <simba> lol
19:03:00 <dematerialised> mmm pasghetti
19:04:00 <simba> i hope it was a huge steel one
19:04:00 <TheRon> fish and chups
19:04:00 <Abortion> I love pastafarians
19:04:00 <Abortion> they exist just to piss off the law
19:04:00 <simba> disrespectful
19:05:00 <simba> when FlySpagMon returns you will beg for forgiveness
19:05:00 <dematerialised> i would become a pastafarian if they promised to serve free pasta lunches at their churches
19:05:00 <Abortion> with fukken meatballs
19:05:00 <simba> to eat the body of christ
19:05:00 <simba> and his balls
19:05:00 <Abortion> hahaha
19:06:00 <Abortion> alright I guess I'll take the tram part of the way
19:06:00 <Abortion> oops wrong channel
19:06:00 <dematerialised> oops wrong channel ><
19:06:00 <faux> lol
19:06:00 <faux> n
19:06:00 <faux>
19:07:00 <amsy> why are you repeating
19:07:00 <dematerialised> the question is
19:07:00 <dematerialised> why aren't you
19:07:00 <faux> cos hes craig irl
19:07:00 <dematerialised> who is craig
19:07:00 <simba> crag david
19:07:00 <faux> ffa heated up me foodtoo hot now i have to wait
19:07:00 <dematerialised> whats your flavour
19:07:00 <faux> FIRSTWORLPROBLEMSZ
19:07:00 <dematerialised> tell me whats your glavour
19:07:00 <dematerialised> OOOH
19:07:00 <amsy> i think hes doing that thing where he wants to argue with another male in the channel
19:07:00 <dematerialised> er no?
19:08:00 <dematerialised> i think you ahve me confused with Immutable
19:08:00 <faux> O
19:08:00 <dematerialised> amsy do we have some kind of quandry?
19:08:00 <dematerialised> which i am not aware of?
19:08:00 <amelia> for fuck akes
19:08:00 <amsy> no
19:08:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
19:08:00 <dematerialised> just checking
19:09:00 <amelia> dematerialised think back, did you make fun of clementines?
19:09:00 <amelia> if so, you & amsy have a problem
19:09:00 <dematerialised> never
19:09:00 <amelia> then I'm all out of ideas
19:09:00 <dematerialised> i only said that clementines are the same as mandarines and tangerins
19:09:00 <dematerialised> that is all
19:09:00 <Doodle> i made fun of them cos its a retarded name
19:10:00 <amsy> lol
19:10:00 <dematerialised> why is everyone picking on me
19:10:00 <dematerialised> i hate you all
19:10:00 <dematerialised> *storms off*
19:10:00 <Serenity> because you're shit
19:10:00 <simba> cos ur peter helliar
19:10:00 <Immutable> master, master
19:10:00 <amelia> cos you eat ass
19:11:00 <Serenity> that too
19:11:00 <amelia> is weetbix one word
19:11:00 <amelia> weet bix
19:11:00 <Serenity> yes
19:11:00 <amelia> ta
19:11:00 <Doodle> wheat bicks
19:11:00 <amsy> i want weetbix pls
19:11:00 <Serenity> yuck
19:11:00 <Doodle> yum
19:11:00 <Doodle> theyre full of salt tho
19:11:00 <amelia> mmmmmm
19:11:00 <Doodle> vita brits are better 4 u
19:11:00 <amsy> thats why theyre nice
19:12:00 <simba> Wise.
19:13:00 <amsy> i want everyone to try something we get here called smash
19:13:00 <faux> what since when are thry full of salt pls
19:13:00 <amsy> its like... bugle chips covered in choc
19:13:00 <simba> yeah i main sheik
19:13:00 <simba> ohhhh
19:14:00 <simba> is that store bought or is that what you do
19:15:00 <amsy> store bought
19:16:00 <faux> whats a bugle
19:16:00 <amsy> um
19:16:00 <amsy> its a crispy cone shaped chip
19:16:00 <simba> theyre not on ebay. FML.
19:17:00 <simba> o yes they R
19:17:00 <amsy> buy some!!!!
19:18:00 <simba> so much postage from USA
19:18:00 <simba> check these $500 corn things out http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Japanese-food-Snack-House-Tongari-Corn-grilled-Bugles-75g-/121194710900?hash=item1c37c48774:g:ltUAAOxyONBSXM8H
19:18:00 <amsy> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Bugles_brand_snack_food.jpg bb
19:19:00 <amsy> oh but theyre not choc covered simbo
19:19:00 <simba> they have them on ebay i was just linking something insane
19:19:00 <amsy> lol oh
19:19:00 <simba> theyre like japanese version for 500 bux
19:20:00 <simba> are these literally them?? https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgff22lbRq1qd1azg.gif
19:20:00 <simba> i immideately thought of that
19:21:00 <amsy> thats just bugles
19:21:00 <dematerialised> time for beer
19:22:00 <amsy> http://www.spice.no/images/large/507.jpg
19:22:00 <dematerialised> those look nom
19:22:00 <amsy> theyre amazing
19:22:00 <simba> whoa theyre like inside out pods
19:22:00 <dematerialised> yeah thats what i was thinking
19:23:00 <dematerialised> pods without the gooey bits
19:23:00 <amsy> if you put them out at parties or get togethers theyre gone in under a minute
19:23:00 <simba> thinking twins *high 5*
19:23:00 <Immutable> I'm not going to get drunk on irc tonight I think you fecks have had enough of drunk me
19:24:00 <amsy> just you in general
19:24:00 <Immutable> aww amsy that's the loveliest thing anyone has ever said to me
19:24:00 <Immutable> thank you
19:24:00 <couleurs> i want 1
19:25:00 <dematerialised> amsy if i send you a jar of vegemite will you send me a bag of those?
19:25:00 <amsy> if you werent a prude i would send you one cc
19:25:00 <amsy> i have vegemite
19:25:00 <dematerialised> lets make some kind of financial agreement
19:25:00 <simba> #PrideWins
19:26:00 <amsy> i could just send you some
19:26:00 <dematerialised> you'd do that for me :3
19:26:00 <couleurs> :)
19:26:00 <amsy> doesnt cost much
19:28:00 <dematerialised> i shall consider it
19:28:00 <Immutable> neither does racsim
19:28:00 <simba> couleurs is a mobile gamer
19:28:00 <dematerialised> filthy casual
19:28:00 <amsy> consider giving me your address?
19:28:00 <dematerialised> indeed
19:29:00 <amsy> im no stalker
19:29:00 <couleurs> i got sonic the hedgehog on my phone so what
19:29:00 <dematerialised> sonic is an ok game
19:29:00 <dematerialised> you are forgiven
19:29:00 <Abortion> yes my address is 123 west street, Ridgeton
19:29:00 <simba> 'ok' its fucking brilliant
19:29:00 <Abortion> couleurs: Which one?
19:30:00 <dematerialised> ^^
19:30:00 <dematerialised> what he said
19:30:00 <simba> sonic 123
19:30:00 <Immutable> racism is rong
19:30:00 <couleurs> when things get awkward i just say i have to take this important msg and go play sonic for an hour
19:30:00 <dematerialised> sound strategy imo
19:30:00 <couleurs> the first 1 it was 20 cents from sega
19:30:00 <couleurs> but all 3 are good
19:31:00 <Immutable> eh I had final fantasy on my phone
19:31:00 <dematerialised> what are your honest views on the dx series
19:31:00 <amsy> ahahaha
19:31:00 <Immutable> before I sweitched to bb
19:31:00 <Abortion> oh have you played Sonic CD?
19:32:00 <couleurs> no
19:32:00 <dematerialised> i believe sonic dx was created for poor kids who grew up with nintendos
19:33:00 <Immutable> you better grow up with some video games
19:33:00 <Immutable> otherwise you're going to play the shittest game of them all
19:33:00 <Immutable> scientology
19:35:00 <amsy> ok
19:35:00 <Immutable> basically they just tell you you're fucked based off the reading of a galvonometer in new and original ways
19:35:00 <Immutable> its similar to dota 2
19:35:00 <Immutable> which is funnily less damaging to your psyche
19:35:00 <Abortion> If I wanted to feel like shit, I'd go to the Casino
19:36:00 <dematerialised> ive never stepped foot in a casino
19:36:00 <dematerialised> what are they like?
19:36:00 <Abortion> idk
19:36:00 <Abortion> but I imagine leaving with no money would suck
19:36:00 <Abortion> well I have set foot in one, but notplayed any of it
19:36:00 <Abortion> realy enclosed
19:36:00 <dematerialised> i imagine they are just like TAB's except much bigger
19:36:00 <Abortion> they intentionally make sure there is no natural light
19:36:00 <dematerialised> yeah, to fuck with the natural body circadian stuff
19:37:00 <amsy> i put a dollar into a dollar machine and pulled out 125
19:37:00 <Abortion> ayup
19:37:00 <amsy> thats my only experience
19:37:00 <dematerialised> hah nice amsy
19:37:00 <dematerialised> i dont gamble with money, only my life
19:37:00 <dematerialised> speaking of, time for burgers
19:37:00 <couleurs> they have a meat room for dead bodies
19:37:00 <Abortion> Sky city here has a crap interior, no coordination between areas
19:37:00 <amsy> haha
19:37:00 <Abortion> just room bolted onto room
19:37:00 <amsy> wheres sky city
19:38:00 <Abortion> Adelaide
19:38:00 <amsy> ah
19:38:00 <Abortion> well its also a labyrinth
19:38:00 <Abortion> probably intentional too
19:38:00 <Abortion> to keep you in
19:38:00 <amsy> bris casino was meh
19:38:00 <Abortion> muahahaha and all that
19:39:00 <amsy> i went to the casino in monte carlo and it had like 10 machines
19:39:00 <amsy> it was so empty and weird
19:39:00 <couleurs> was james bond their
19:39:00 <Abortion> having said that, would you go to Las Vegas and what for?
19:40:00 <amsy> the only reason id go to vegas is for stage shows lol
19:40:00 <amsy> i have no interest in gambling
19:40:00 <couleurs> easy, re-enact the hangover and i'd be the handsome 1
19:40:00 <amsy> lol
19:40:00 <amsy> im zach gilfifnfikakskak irl
19:41:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:42:00 <couleurs> Das Meine.
19:42:00 <amsy> haha
19:43:00 <MrMark> are we all sober and clothed and behaving?
19:44:00 <Lumeah> no
19:45:00 <Abortion> Being in public neccessitates the second
19:45:00 <Abortion> I'd rather not get pulled in for indecent exposure
19:46:00 <couleurs> rate my xmas tree
19:46:00 <Lumeah> are you in public /
19:46:00 <Lumeah> ?
19:46:00 <Abortion> yeah, in a food court
19:46:00 <amsy> get me a cheeseburger
19:47:00 <amsy> thx
19:47:00 <couleurs> dare you to wave, maybe 1 of us will wave back
19:47:00 <faux> lol
19:47:00 <Abortion> im right
19:47:00 <couleurs> ChEEsE_BuRGa
19:47:00 <faux> actually youre wrong
19:47:00 <amelia> eDDie
19:48:00 <faux> it aint easehhhh
19:48:00 <faux> bein cheeesehhh
19:48:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
19:48:00 <couleurs> Double Dee
19:48:00 <faux> i miss that movie
19:48:00 <amelia> big full breasts on ma babeh
19:48:00 <amelia> yah gud movie
19:48:00 <faux> i need jojoba oil asap
19:48:00 <Abortion> pls to not link breasts
19:48:00 <faux> me skin is being shit
19:49:00 <amsy> omg
19:49:00 <faux> etf
19:49:00 <amelia> elf
19:49:00 <faux> so annoying
19:49:00 <Immutable> better than an octagon
19:49:00 <amsy> winter here is terrible for dry skin.. i want to face plant a plate for moisturiser and stay there for hours
19:49:00 <Abortion> exactly the fuck
19:50:00 <amsy> plate of*
19:50:00 <faux> a plate for
19:50:00 <amsy> eeeeeeeee ad.
19:50:00 <faux> lmao
19:50:00 <faux> i havent used moisti since i started using jojoba
19:51:00 <faux> amazeeeeeee
19:51:00 <couleurs> that's y i use nivea FOR MEN
19:51:00 <faux> LOL
19:51:00 <amsy> lmao
19:54:00 <Immutable> wonder if the chicks would dig me if I shaved my nipples off
19:55:00 <simba> im in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0
19:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2012 Tony Awards - Book of Mormon Musical Opening Number - Hello Views: 4,359,432 Uploader: Kevin price Uploaded: Jun 11, 2012 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.78
19:55:00 <amsy> Immutable, give it a go
19:56:00 <amsy> woah
19:56:00 <amsy> simbo i was just talking about that
19:56:00 <couleurs> i got ice cream, it's sicillian blood orange with chocolate flavour
19:56:00 <couleurs> Catchy Name
19:56:00 <simba> u rock
19:56:00 <amsy> im going to see it in a couple of weeks
19:56:00 <simba> that would own
19:56:00 <simba> take LSD.
19:56:00 <amsy> lol
19:56:00 <couleurs> HOLY FUCK THIS ICE CREAM
19:57:00 <simba> sicillian blood
19:57:00 <simba> u bean mafiaing again
19:57:00 <amsy> orange chocolate is the best
19:57:00 <dematerialised> breeze outside is loverly Serenity
19:57:00 <dematerialised> open ze windows
19:57:00 <amsy> where do you get these crazy flavours?
19:57:00 <couleurs> sorry, i am v. pashionaite about ice cream
19:58:00 <Immutable> simba, I believe it the main act
19:58:00 <simba> as soon as i saw NPH i knew it was a gay spectacle
19:58:00 <simba> and then he made a gay joke
19:59:00 <couleurs> https://www.facebook.com/ConnoisseurIceCream/photos/a.223682307693405.55907.217521478309488/984049441656684/?type=3
19:59:00 <Serenity> my windows n doors are always open
19:59:00 <Immutable> he's gay?
19:59:00 <Serenity> dont get any ideas we have security screens
19:59:00 <dematerialised> its nice and cool
20:00:00 <dematerialised> dman i was gonne come jizz in your hair in your sleep
20:00:00 <Serenity> ill let you do it anyway if you ask nicely
20:00:00 <dematerialised> :3
20:00:00 <Serenity> :>
20:00:00 <dematerialised> i see what you mean about the clouds too
20:00:00 <dematerialised> few biggins out that way
20:01:00 <Serenity> yeah theyre getting bigger
20:02:00 <couleurs> i give this ice cream a 9.4 on my ice cream data base
20:02:00 <dematerialised> wish i had icecream wtm
20:02:00 <dematerialised> atm too
20:02:00 <dematerialised> fucking sundae/icecream machine has been broken at my hjs for a month
20:02:00 <simba> I am currently consuming Peanut M&Ms with my Son. They are delicious.
20:02:00 <dematerialised> its not fair
20:02:00 <amsy> you know
20:03:00 <dematerialised> i do
20:03:00 <amsy> woolworths has ice cream
20:03:00 <dematerialised> i see what you did there....
20:03:00 <dematerialised> nice try carmen sandiego
20:03:00 <simba> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12294671_10205070547231586_203177059031300334_n.jpg?oh=7c951c6333310a02fd860344298691fb&oe=56E80D98
20:04:00 <couleurs> Stay Safe.
20:04:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
20:07:00 <couleurs> Peanut Butter Jelly M&Ms
20:08:00 <dematerialised> i feel the jelly is a step too far
20:08:00 <couleurs> rooftop cinema just emailed me their programme
20:09:00 <couleurs> whos going!!!!!!!
20:09:00 <dematerialised> i will be your date
20:09:00 <Immutable> we should date dematerialised
20:10:00 <Immutable> I will buy you something pretty ....
20:10:00 <Immutable> hard to bite down on
20:10:00 <faux> little bit of everything! http://imgur.com/gallery/KmD76
20:12:00 <Immutable> while I drill you
20:12:00 <Immutable> with a literal drill
20:12:00 <amsy> hahaha moisturize me
20:12:00 <dematerialised> C L O W N D R I L L ! ! ! !
20:12:00 <faux> lumeah irl http://imgur.com/cGnJEym
20:12:00 <dematerialised> i think Lumeah has lovely hair
20:14:00 <Immutable> I think Picard is the sexiest one here
20:14:00 <ComputerLabNerd> what to charge oldschool customer
20:15:00 <simba> $5
20:15:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/KWOdpEi.jpg me irl
20:15:00 <couleurs> HeHEheh
20:16:00 <dematerialised> the emotion is real
20:16:00 <amsy> its such a horrible feeling lol
20:17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Twn4Edz.jpg
20:18:00 <couleurs> me at wet, fat and wild
20:18:00 <amsy> LOL
20:18:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember authorising my photograph to be taken
20:18:00 <Immutable> :/
20:19:00 <couleurs> i bet he said 'cowabunga dude' when that photo was taken
20:19:00 <dematerialised> i hope he did
20:19:00 <dematerialised> i feel that is the only appropriate thing he could have said
20:19:00 <dematerialised> i dont think he was saying "fuck jew rats"
20:20:00 <dematerialised> i mean he might have been, who knows
20:20:00 <dematerialised> kids these days...
20:20:00 <dematerialised> so progressive
20:20:00 <Immutable> :/
20:22:00 <Immutable> they laughed when I tried to be hood at the pub on monday
20:22:00 <simba> whos laughing now
20:23:00 <Immutable> lol them still probably
20:23:00 <simba> theyre probably drinking TEDs
20:24:00 <Immutable> neh
20:24:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fuck this alchol
20:24:00 <dematerialised> what flavour sherbert did you use tonight ComputerLabNerd
20:25:00 <ComputerLabNerd> orange like usual and these are so covered by the orange that i could be having 70% shots and i wouldnt know
20:25:00 <dematerialised> nice xD
20:26:00 <ComputerLabNerd> imagine those 3.25 litre plastic boxes from coles, its like an ice brick of otrange sorbet
20:26:00 <ComputerLabNerd> and the most dangerous part is the bottom
20:27:00 <dematerialised> sounds delicious
20:27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i think i have 20 stabndrd drinks in that block
20:27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> so i better not u know, sorta - eat it up so quick
20:27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> eat the whole thing in 2 hours
20:29:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU
20:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Carrot Juicer 5000 Dub Views: 85,753 Uploader: Jaboody Dubs Uploaded: Nov 26, 2015 Duration: 5m4s Rating: 4.95
20:30:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:31:00 <ComputerLabNerd> if you wanna buy a drone buy a DJI inspire 1
20:32:00 <amsy> lolll nice yt
20:33:00 <couleurs> Kimberly Karrot lmao
20:34:00 <couleurs> Dr Acula!!!!!!!!!!
20:34:00 <dematerialised> did you know that the prophet muhhamad would go around hypnotising men, and then ffffffffuck em
20:35:00 <amsy> the orange pud
20:36:00 <amsy> ahahahahaha kimberley karrot dresses like a carrot every day
20:36:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
20:38:00 <amsy> lmao i like the woo noises from the lady in the crowd
20:42:00 <couleurs> that u
20:43:00 <amsy> yep
20:47:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zjuks7Goac
20:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Is that a real Rolex? Views: 13,505 Uploader: ARCHIELUXURY Uploaded: May 28, 2015 Duration: 9m35s Rating: 3.34
20:48:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/iadWz_1n-Jg wtf
20:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cody's Collector Corner Part 1 Views: 39 Uploader: Nostalgia Duo Uploaded: Nov 24, 2015 Duration: 12m25s Rating: 3.75
20:48:00 <simba> archibald chesterfield III lol
20:49:00 <simba> lmao
20:49:00 <couleurs> who is this guy he rules
20:52:00 <couleurs> haha holy shit he's insane with a hint of tourettes
20:52:00 <simba> just scored 1 of my best gole ever w reus 2 IS THAT A REAL ROLEX soundtrack
20:52:00 <amsy> oh my god
20:54:00 <amsy> rrrrrrrrooooffflllll
20:54:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
20:54:00 <couleurs> Gregorio
20:54:00 <amsy> oh we've just become in married
20:55:00 <amsy> is the diamond real or is it xcz?
20:56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5AL8N2ng6Q
20:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ARCHIE UNEMPLOYED - Dating success with Archie's simple tips Views: 11 Uploader: ARCHIELUXURY Uploaded: Nov 27, 2015 Duration: 8m33s Rating: 5.00
20:57:00 <couleurs> lmao holy shit
20:57:00 <amsy> 45000 fuckaroonies
20:57:00 <amsy> how did you find this guy
20:57:00 <couleurs> i got a date fuckas psssst PSSSSTTT
20:57:00 <couleurs> MOVIE DISCOUNT CARD
20:57:00 <couleurs> it's me
20:58:00 <simba> lol what
20:58:00 <couleurs> j/k just browsing reddit amsy
20:59:00 <couleurs> once every few weeks i hit a goldmine
21:00:00 <amsy> lol
21:00:00 <couleurs> holy shit i can't believe this guy
21:00:00 <amsy> comments are the best for that
21:03:00 <Immutable> can't watch any more of this guys videos
21:04:00 <couleurs> lmao the into/outro
21:04:00 <couleurs> Fuck Yeah
21:05:00 <Immutable> lol that's the only good part
21:09:00 <simba> i'm a bit of an international youtube celebrity
21:10:00 <Serenity> are you kind of a big deal?
21:11:00 <simba> in many states
21:12:00 <couleurs> lmao
21:13:00 <couleurs> he's hilarious
21:14:00 <couleurs> it's Picard's younger more haired brother irl
21:17:00 <Immutable> can't watch his shit
21:17:00 <Immutable> I must admit he's a great man
21:17:00 <Immutable> he just destroys my soul
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30205698/police-rush-to-sydney-apartment-after-man-threatens-to-kill-really-big-spider/
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure everyone has seen this
21:21:00 <simba> i didnt see the big news about the big spider
21:22:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> good news abortion
21:24:00 <Serenity> lock up your 16 year olds
21:24:00 <couleurs> i'm going on the FiFa MaCHiNe
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> protesters aren't alowed 150m within an abortion clinic
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> in victoria
21:25:00 <Abortion> lol k
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:25:00 <Abortion> So I guess I have a restraining order on all crazy people. Awesome
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> simba who did port pick up in the rookie draft?
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:26:00 <simba> some young kids
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
21:26:00 <simba> idk their names
21:26:00 <simba> theyre rookies
21:26:00 <simba> tom rookieson
21:26:00 <couleurs> i'm a wookie
21:27:00 <couleurs> and i did it 4 da nookie
21:27:00 <simba> LOL
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:27:00 <Abortion> So you can kiss that cookie, and stick it up your ass
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> snelling is a decent pick up
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> what happened with mitchell
21:29:00 <simba> hes good back up
21:29:00 <simba> was rookie 2 years ago and on the list last year but goes back
21:29:00 <simba> cos hes good back up
21:30:00 <simba> idk why krakouer is still on there tho but we can promote 1 more
21:30:00 <simba> ###More 2 Come%%%
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was a case like brett goodes
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> rookied then promoted then delisted and rookied
21:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> a
21:31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
21:31:00 <couleurs> barca are 92 86 82 the fuck
21:34:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/skZ8G1Y.gifv
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:34:00 <couleurs> :P
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
21:34:00 <Abortion> is that you simba?
21:35:00 <amsy> hey ash
21:37:00 <Serenity> SSSSIMBAAA
21:37:00 <couleurs> :P
21:39:00 <simba> iiiiii
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> brb
21:41:00 <couleurs> Ok
21:53:00 <dematerialised> hi ne girls looking for discrete chat pm 456
21:54:00 <Abortion> wat
21:57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana com over for some night food
21:58:00 <dematerialised> ^
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> they're all at the acdc concert demat
21:59:00 <dematerialised> haha TheRiddler
21:59:00 <dematerialised> wb k9
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11755796_1104160509613331_8414894303975362204_n.jpg?oh=8ddb9760bf57bc3553ad7a9b5716b1bf&oe=56ED60E5 for faux
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cute!
22:02:00 <simba> play me in SMASH
22:03:00 <dematerialised> the sex question women can't answer!
22:03:00 <dematerialised> click for find out!
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12313761_1052681128098667_624633972373854739_n.jpg?oh=f85053bac6c09160b5cf6aebb97a944a&oe=56E6CECF
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> for you k9
22:07:00 <dematerialised> she looks like she loves anal
22:08:00 <gremlinz> and having a gay ol time
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nom nom nom
22:08:00 <dematerialised> mmmm icecream
22:08:00 <gremlinz> where do i get these super sized ice cream from
22:09:00 <couleurs> no smash, only FiFa
22:10:00 <couleurs> WhErE Da PaRTy AT
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/0wMTc.jpg nsfw
22:11:00 <dematerialised> partay No such nick/channel
22:11:00 <dematerialised> partay End of /WHOIS list.
22:11:00 <amsy> stalker
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
22:12:00 <dematerialised> i think ima have a wank then go get some donuts
22:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
22:17:00 <gremlinz> which ever way you go you're gonna get your hands sticky
22:17:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:18:00 <couleurs> any holes a goles
22:23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come ova check out.me.guitar gear
22:25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana.check out me new sealy bed
22:25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> good quality
22:25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> non chinese
22:26:00 <Serenity> 7:12pm] <dematerialised> i think ima have a wank then go get some donuts
22:26:00 <Serenity> HNNGG
22:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
22:27:00 <dematerialised> see i know what drives girls WiLd
22:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it was the donuts wasnt it
22:28:00 <Serenity> yes.. donuts
22:29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana see my dixk on imgur
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> vid of fapping with a donut
22:29:00 <Serenity> im gonna go right on with a big no
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:31:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMay5Cr42g
22:31:00 <dematerialised> never forget
22:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Японочка иÑполнÑет PULCINO PIO - Puiul Piu Views: 59,730 Uploader: ISP LTD NEWS Uploaded: Nov 2, 2014 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.62
22:33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come ova tongit to discuss isis to 4am
22:36:00 <couleurs> OWnEd
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's mrwuf
22:42:00 <couleurs> :o
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> that's what he did before he was banned from melbourne years ago
22:43:00 <couleurs> Good Memory.
22:54:00 <couleurs> Test.
22:55:00 <Meg_Griffi> What's going on Melbourne? It is so good to be here
22:56:00 <Immutable> eh
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> shut up meg
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> - peter griffin
22:58:00 <Meg_Griffi> Who the hell do you think you are?
23:00:00 <couleurs> a super star
23:00:00 <Immutable> can I be baby spice?
23:00:00 <Immutable> plz
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> You hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So, umm. This is awkward, but... I mean, if they can do that... that's pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you might as well pack it in, game over.
23:03:00 <Immutable> err I'm bored
23:04:00 <Serenity> me three wanna fite?
23:05:00 <Immutable> Serenity, you're so fat
23:05:00 <Immutable> and you have so many kids
23:05:00 <Serenity> Immutable, you have a small penis
23:05:00 <Serenity> and you smell
23:05:00 <Immutable> at least I own it
23:05:00 <Serenity> plz negro I make fat look marvelous
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> so Immutable is screws
23:07:00 <amsy> scared of losing the fight
23:07:00 <Immutable> fat neve looks as good as you think you make it look
23:08:00 <Immutable> I know when you close the door on irc you go into a corner and cry without tears at your fatness
23:08:00 <Serenity> you just have to tell yourself that so you dont feel so bad at being shitter than me when ur not fat
23:08:00 <Serenity> its ok beb i get it
23:08:00 <Immutable> I am fat
23:08:00 <Immutable> fatness is me
23:08:00 <Serenity> im fattest
23:08:00 <Immutable> yeah...
23:09:00 <Immutable> yeah :(
23:09:00 <Serenity> and you're still shit
23:10:00 <Immutable> I am slightly above shit
23:10:00 <Serenity> if by slightly above shit you mean the gross oil slick that sits on top of an incredibly obese persons tar poo then yes absolutely
23:11:00 <Immutable> yeah I'm not feeling this Serenity all this fighting is making me fall in love with you all over again
23:12:00 <Serenity> damn
23:13:00 <Immutable> + you're hardly the most aggrivating person on #melb anymore
23:13:00 <Immutable> you're like 5th worst
23:13:00 <Serenity> what can i do to get back at the top
23:14:00 <Immutable> I don't know how you could possibly beat dematerialised
23:14:00 <Serenity> hmm
23:14:00 <Serenity> not showr for a month?
23:15:00 <Immutable> mother satan?
23:49:00 <Serenity> godddddd boring
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