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00:00 <simba> i clicked 1 of TheRiddlers links 1ce in 2010
00:00 <simba> i made him apologise
00:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:00 <Immutable> I wouldn't mind being rubbed up by a man
01:00 <Immutable> just to see what it feels like
01:00 <dematerialised> i'd be too afraid of a dick in my ass
01:00 <amelia> i can punch you if want
01:00 <dematerialised> especially given that ad
01:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSS2CchQ_Jc
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Subway A story 15 years in the making Super Bowl Commercial 2013 Views: 6,184 Uploader: super bowl commercials 2014 Uploaded: Feb 5, 2013 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.16
02:00 <dematerialised> speaking of cucks
02:00 <Immutable> what's a cuck?
03:00 <dematerialised> Picard
03:00 <dematerialised> basically
03:00 <Immutable> that's a great explanation
03:00 <dematerialised> men incapable or unwilling to service their wife's sexual needs, so they offer her up to another man while be watches
03:00 <Immutable> sounds like laziness
04:00 <dematerialised> correct
04:00 <simba> jared subway is a monster, charlie sheen has aids and paris got bombed by muslims #UpToDate #BlackLivesButter #PrayForBritney
04:00 <dematerialised> #fullmcintosh
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> # next
04:00 <dematerialised> i dont think you know how hashtags work k9
04:00 <dematerialised> we will teach you
04:00 <Immutable> next
05:00 <simba> join #next
05:00 <Serenity> #showmeyourdicks
05:00 <faux> night guise
05:00 <faux> xxoxx
05:00 <dematerialised> nini foxy
05:00 <Serenity> nini beb
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ show me your dicks
05:00 <simba> show me ya moves
05:00 <faux> :*
06:00 <dematerialised> boop
06:00 <Immutable> #justinbeiber
07:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
07:00 <dematerialised> fucken sunburn is itching and i can feel bumps
07:00 <dematerialised> ive got arm cancer
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cut it off
07:00 <dematerialised> i might have to
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the cucumber mash
07:00 <dematerialised> ive got no bandages either
07:00 <dematerialised> so nothing to stop me scratching
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> immutable, do you even have a cock
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
08:00 <Immutable> katatonic_kate01, I have something tha could be considered a cock in jamaica
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
08:00 <dematerialised> you have a coke?
08:00 <Immutable> I have a roll of pot in the shape of a penis
09:00 <Serenity> dont be such a soft cock
09:00 <dematerialised> im a soft cock pretty much all the time
09:00 <simba> put it in a jar
09:00 <Maurice> Nobody likes soft cocks
09:00 <Maurice> Except rape victims
09:00 <dematerialised> wanked too much and now my dick doesnt work
09:00 <Maurice> Ok that was uncalled for, I apologise
09:00 <Immutable> yah I think it's bed for me
09:00 <dematerialised> goodnight Immutable
10:00 <Immutable> goodnight sweet prince
10:00 <dematerialised> :3
11:00 <simba> and then i beat up British^Meats wife and he started crying the end
12:00 <dematerialised> did you have sex with her afterwards
12:00 <British^Meat> its true
12:00 <Clarkson> she told me its for your giant wad. and by wad i mean cock
12:00 <simba> no im not a monster
12:00 <British^Meat> i cried a mans cry
12:00 <dematerialised> shed a manly tear
12:00 <simba> beer
12:00 <dematerialised> i have none and im devastated
13:00 <simba> go see Daniel Murphy
13:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYwX3A7_700b.jpg
13:00 <Maurice> I just had 3 beers with my bro, now I have wine
13:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm a fucking lady
14:00 <simba> what kind of beer
14:00 <British^Meat> http://www.omachoalpha.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peitos7.gif
15:00 <Maurice> Just teds
15:00 <British^Meat> corbin dallas multipass
15:00 <simba> teds????? were u being tortured lol #BeerBanter
16:00 <Maurice> Coulda been emu export, then I'd really have been tortured
17:00 <simba> pwned
18:00 <Serenity> does anyone outside wa know what export is
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Probably not
18:00 <Maurice> If they imagine cat piss, they'd be on the money
18:00 <simba> i dont
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <simba> do u guys know coopers is the best or what
19:00 <Serenity> imagine if a dude had been drinking beer for about 18 hours straight and then pissed and didnt flush the toilet... export would be what was sitting in the bowl after about 6 hours
21:00 <Maurice> I think thats a quote
22:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <simba> Yum
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's the subway guy disguised as a girl
41:00 <Serenity> my ears are ringing
41:00 <Serenity> who talkin bout me
41:00 <TheRiddler> not me
41:00 <TheRiddler> probably jerome n screws
41:00 <TheRiddler> seeing as they're obbsessed
41:00 <TheRiddler> obsessed*
42:00 <Serenity> wouldnt suprise me
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/LHSCV.jpg nsfw
59:00 <simba> spooky
00:00 <Serenity> too young looking for me
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> she's got nice abs
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf she is like 12
07:00 <Serenity> nah shes legal all SG girls have to be
07:00 <TheRiddler> sif
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't :P
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Ud6AZ.jpg
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> remind me to show floss that
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG the walking dead ep
14:00 <dematerialised> havent seen it yet
14:00 <dematerialised> stfu
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> next week shall be …. interesting!
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12243210_937865406297367_9127578794965214467_n.jpg?oh=2d42437a2dde093b1911c70aa5105dea&oe=56ADFC59
27:00 <simba> OMG milk of the dead
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways peeps
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> im dead
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
30:00 <TheRiddler> the katonic kate
30:00 <TheRiddler> instead of the walking dead
45:00 <dematerialised> its bedtime riddler
45:00 <British^Meat> that kids a tit-rat
54:00 <TheRiddler> so the vaccination or no benefits is now nation wide
54:00 <TheRiddler> and the anti-vaxxers are raging :D
55:00 <dematerialised> good
55:00 <TheRiddler> I think they only argue over social media anyways
56:00 <Maurice> I hope they all get polio
56:00 <dematerialised> ^
56:00 <dematerialised> its ok jesus will save them
57:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't seen anything outside social media voicing angainst vaccines
57:00 <Maurice> The best ones are the ones that basically say they'd rather a dead child than one with autism
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> its ok their kids will grow up to be perfect little rapists
58:00 <TheRiddler> if they can grow up
22:00 <geely> http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/24473305
24:00 <Serenity> LOL WHO THE FUCK
26:00 <thestig> lolll
26:00 <British^Meat> oh my
26:00 <Serenity> oh lordy
30:00 <British^Meat> plivent? r u here?
30:00 <British^Meat>  i think we need to talk
30:00 <Serenity> i hope he is
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaha poor jerome
31:00 <ShadowLurker> owned fully
31:00 <[Seth`> /whois mouser
31:00 <Crimson`Fart> /whois mouser
31:00 <Danny> /whois mouser
31:00 <Fiona> /whois mouser
31:00 <Dolly> /whois mouser
32:00 <British^Meat> ok, i will
32:00 <TheRiddler> 4chaners
34:00 <Serenity> WHAT THE DUECE
34:00 <Serenity> -caps
35:00 <Serenity> think it might be bed time
35:00 <BMP> me 1st
35:00 <TheRiddler> I suspect they got attracted by the thread
36:00 <Serenity> yeah prob
36:00 <TheRiddler> but wtf is the with the whois
36:00 <TheRiddler> -the
36:00 <ShadowLurker> bad botnet is bad
36:00 <Bonny> hopeless
37:00 <Maurice> I bet it's really grinding his gears knowing his info is out there
37:00 <Maurice> Especially after being such a massive dickbag and threatening kids
38:00 <TheRiddler> gf is going to be raging
38:00 <Serenity> should have thought about that before being a fucking cockhead
38:00 <Clarkson> show me yur tits
38:00 <Serenity> no clarky im going to bed
38:00 <Serenity> nini
38:00 <Clarkson> lenny was a weird cunt
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <milk> think I might get a job a a nadvertising agency
11:00 <How> morning all
29:00 <thestig> morning
10:00 <dematerialised> NYAAAAAAAAA SABWHENGYHAAAAAA
25:00 <thestig> what is that
49:00 <thestig> hi faux
42:00 <Floss> morning
45:00 <thestig> hi
52:00 <Floss> telstra internet is a homo
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
58:00 <thestig> hi kate hows u
00:00 <Alleenkatze> Unfortunately, Telstra is the only marginally good ISP, really.
01:00 <Abortion> Depends what for
02:00 <Alleenkatze> Well, considering they own the majority of the infrastructure used for your internet, it's easier to complain to them to have it fixed rather than play hot-potatoes with another ISP
04:00 <Abortion> Certainly to the end point (copper lololol), but in terms of backhaul, some ISPs (such as internode and presumably their overlords) have a complete backhaul including international links
05:00 <Alleenkatze> Well, I haven't really had any performance issues with my ADSL2+ connection to this point.
06:00 <Floss> my internet seems skow though
06:00 <Floss> slow even
06:00 <Alleenkatze> Though, I did unfortunately used to have a Netspace connection when I was younger and that, was like having AIDs
09:00 <Floss> 6.78mps maybe its not so bad
09:00 <gs69azza> fuck I love cocaine
09:00 <Floss> torrents just seem to take a lot longer than when i had tpg
09:00 <Floss> lol
09:00 <Floss> cocaine is very oldschool
10:00 <gs69azza> maaaaaan
10:00 <Alleenkatze> I make an attempt at staying away from Torrents now, with the TPP and all that jazz
10:00 <gs69azza> production increased by like 1700000%
10:00 <Floss> yeah i very rarely do it now i have netflix
10:00 <Alleenkatze> Netflix is boss
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Floss> amen
10:00 <Alleenkatze> I watched the Manson documentary the other night
10:00 <Floss> im abit pissed that some movies are still dvd
10:00 <gs69azza> is it good?
10:00 <Floss> but meh
10:00 <gs69azza> I was gonna watch it last night
10:00 <Alleenkatze> Do it
11:00 <Alleenkatze> It's so good
11:00 <gs69azza> instead I finished off hemlock grove
11:00 <gs69azza> mad
11:00 <Floss> im still in the one month free trial
11:00 <Abortion> yeah I've not run torrents in quite a while. couple of reasons, I don't have much I care about enough to torrent anymore and also the metadata retention
11:00 <Floss> im watching friends atm haha
11:00 <Abortion> I think housemates are still torrenting though
11:00 <Abortion> which annoys me
11:00 <Abortion> they eat the uploads
11:00 <Floss> i have the other thing where you pay an extra 6 bucks and get the us shows
11:00 <Alleenkatze> Throttle their uploads on the router.
12:00 <Abortion> I've thought about it
12:00 <gs69azza> iunno I hardly watch anything
12:00 <gs69azza> I would rather just listen to music
12:00 <Floss> makes me so happy that i work part time lol
12:00 <Floss> more time for using the netflix lol
12:00 <gs69azza> lol
12:00 <Alleenkatze> Man, part time sounds amazing
12:00 <gs69azza> I watched narcos at work
12:00 <Floss> my husband is a fkn champion
13:00 <gs69azza> right now
13:00 <gs69azza> i'm at the level I wanna be
13:00 <Alleenkatze> I work all day, get home, go for a jog then have dinner, sit down and watch netflix through my nostrils.
13:00 <Floss> ive had codiene for my fucked neck so im goooood
13:00 <Floss> wow thats productive
13:00 <Alleenkatze> You know it!
13:00 <Floss> i couldnt jog 5 metres lol
13:00 <Alleenkatze> Rine-repeat
13:00 <Floss> i hold my bewbs when i run
14:00 <Alleenkatze> Just use hollywood tape
14:00 <gs69azza> well I'm going from work to the gold coast on thursday, then gotta do an all nighter because I come back at 6.05am straigth back to work on monday
14:00 <Alleenkatze> Tape em to your shoulders!
14:00 <gs69azza> so need more than codeine
14:00 <Floss> lol really
14:00 <Floss> lol what about rock tape
14:00 <Alleenkatze> Wassat
14:00 <Floss> its for muscle injuries
14:00 <Floss> bandage type stuff that sticks
15:00 <Alleenkatze> Could work
15:00 <Floss> i ride my horse everyday so i exercise but not running type excercise
15:00 <Floss> that would kill me haha
15:00 <gs69azza> this reminds me I need to start doing cardio
15:00 <gs69azza> before I get fat
15:00 <Floss> dont do it now pet
15:00 <Floss> not with the cocaine lol
15:00 <Alleenkatze> gs69azza, just start smoking meth
16:00 <gs69azza> eh I've done my best lifts on coke
16:00 <Alleenkatze> Keeps you skinny and on the go
16:00 <Floss> im a pot girl
16:00 <gs69azza> yeah I need to keep muscle
16:00 <Floss> dont need more than that
16:00 <gs69azza> decided I'm competing in 2017
16:00 <gs69azza> use these next 9 months to bulk
16:00 <gs69azza> weed I have to help sleep every now and then
16:00 <Floss> i wanna compete with my horse but that means wearing white jodphurs....
17:00 <Floss> these are not Floss-ass approved
17:00 <gs69azza> haha
17:00 <Floss> it would be like playing whos ass is bigger, mine or the horses
17:00 <gs69azza> nah my current conditioning I"m probs like 4-5 weeks out so if I can maintain this whilst bulking it'll make comp prep easy
17:00 <gs69azza> I don't have an ass :(
18:00 <Floss> you can have some of mine
18:00 <gs69azza> ty
18:00 <Floss> what do you do when you compete
18:00 <gs69azza> legit it's like hammies to back
18:00 <Floss> like flex and shit
18:00 <gs69azza> yerp
18:00 <Floss> i do spray tans
18:00 <Floss> do you use a paint roller
18:00 <gs69azza> nah I get some chick to do mine
18:00 <gs69azza> i just stand there
18:00 <gs69azza> she sprays
18:00 <gs69azza> she tells me what to do
18:00 <Floss> do you get it done over and over
18:00 <gs69azza> I come back for a 2nd coat
19:00 <Abortion> lol tans
19:00 <Floss> hahaha crazy
19:00 <Abortion> When I get a tan I get annoyed
19:00 <gs69azza> then i get this other shit put on
19:00 <Alleenkatze> Just my arms though
19:00 <Alleenkatze> The rest of me looks like a ghost
19:00 <gs69azza> I was gonna start MT2 because I'm white af
19:00 <Floss> i do tanning and acrylics n shit from home
19:00 <Abortion> tans are basically impossible to avoid if you're outside
19:00 <Clarkson> oh shit meds\
19:00 <Floss> used to own a salon but this is easier
19:00 <gs69azza> yeah I'm inside 100% of the time
20:00 <Floss> spray tans are the tits
20:00 <Clarkson> u have to scrub the cunt
20:00 <Floss> and acrylic nails are the tits
20:00 <gs69azza> it's always so cold
20:00 <gs69azza> I've had 2 chicks do mine and 1 dude
20:00 <gs69azza> the last chick to have done it, her husband did mine before it
21:00 <gs69azza> and she's like "ok so how did anthony do it? do you wear a g string orrrr?"
21:00 <gs69azza> I'm like "ummm I didn't wear anything"
21:00 <Abortion> c string
21:00 <Floss> i love doing spray tans i taught my husband in case a bloke would rather him do it but they arent usually botheres
21:00 <gs69azza> tried my hardest to not bar up haha
21:00 <Floss> yeah ppl are usually naked
21:00 <Abortion> funny that
21:00 <gs69azza> yeah my gf at the time wasn't too happy
22:00 <Abortion> >at the time
22:00 <Floss> why?
22:00 <Floss> cause a chick was tanning you?
22:00 <gs69azza> yeah
22:00 <Floss> wtf
22:00 <gs69azza> I'm like "what am I gonna do? bang her?"
22:00 <Floss> its just our job
22:00 <gs69azza> although she's hot af
22:00 <gs69azza> her bf is mad, I wouldn't do it to him
22:00 <Floss> ive seen so many naked ppl
22:00 <gs69azza> and her bf is crazy shredded
23:00 <gs69azza> she used to be a laser technician
23:00 <Floss> if i had a dollar for every butthole ive waxed....
23:00 <gs69azza> sooooo.....
23:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
23:00 <gs69azza> i need mine done actually
23:00 <Floss> we really dont care about anything except doing the job
23:00 <gs69azza> it's getting crazy
23:00 <Floss> i love it when im doing a braz and i ask if they want the back done, and they look at me like im fucking insane
24:00 <Floss> i DONT HAVE HAIR THER
24:00 <Floss> everyone does you fucking pretentious bitch.
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Floss, do some people have like, absolutely destroyed buttholes and you try to stifle laughs whilst you're waxing?
24:00 <Floss> nah
24:00 <Floss> not that ive seen
25:00 <Floss> ive seen some strange labias but not judging
25:00 <Alleenkatze> What about people who need to clean better?
25:00 <Floss> just made it a little more difficult to do the job
25:00 <Alleenkatze> Yick
26:00 <Floss> if they need to clean better i can tell before they turn over and i tell them straight out we are done
26:00 <Floss> hasnt happened to me but one of my employees
26:00 <Alleenkatze> #shittyass
26:00 <Floss> bigger gals usually have that prob
26:00 <Floss> they dont realise they havent finished the job
26:00 <Floss> its sad that we are the ones to tell them
27:00 <Alleenkatze> "Sorry, I'm not touching your ass until you go and clean yourself"
27:00 <Floss> pretty much
27:00 <Abortion> lol
27:00 <Alleenkatze> "Bathroom is down the hall and to the left, if you're having trouble there is a pressure washer outside"
27:00 <Floss> before i start i have baby wipes on the bed, i say these are for you to use, ill leave you to get undressed and under the towel.
27:00 <gs69azza> LOL
27:00 <Floss> bit of a hint to have a clean
27:00 <Floss> but thats more for the front
28:00 <Floss> and if i do it im scared of someone suing me
28:00 <Alleenkatze> "Your honer, I was there to have my butthole waxed, and she baby wiped me!!"
28:00 <Floss> lol its happened before
28:00 <Alleenkatze> Honestly, I'd just be upfront
29:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
29:00 <gs69azza> hahahaha
29:00 <gs69azza> jesus
29:00 <gs69azza> was unaware people don't clean themselves
29:00 <Alleenkatze> "I'm going to be getting very close to your large intestine, please make sure it is pleasant for me first
29:00 <Floss> my regular ladies dont care and i just do what needs doing but its such a fucked world
29:00 <Floss> i should clarify, im cleansing the area so the wax sticks better, not necessarily because they arent "clean"
30:00 <Floss> it just remves the oils and things
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> waxing hurts
30:00 <Floss> but some ppl that maybe arent clean, ill hint with the baby wipes on the bed before i leave them to get undressed
30:00 <gs69azza> i usually just shave
30:00 <gs69azza> but i'm getting lazy
30:00 <Floss> lol this is a random discussion
31:00 <Alleenkatze> How would you know though, is there like, a type of person you'd see and just think "there's a good chance they are filthy"
31:00 <Floss> yeah im pretty meh you do what you want, i shave cause i dont want someone up in my bits
31:00 <Floss> i have the baby wipes on the bed for everyone, most people use them and theres a bin right next to the bed
32:00 <Floss> all my new ppl ill tell about the baby wipes
32:00 <Floss> the ones that have been before are pretty used to it, either theyve come straight from a shower or its after work and they will use the wipes
32:00 <gs69azza> yeah it's just hygine
33:00 <Floss> its really not a problem 99% of the time, the back tends to have that sweat smell, not poop smell, but we all get that.
33:00 <gs69azza> there is an e there
33:00 <gs69azza> wait
33:00 <gs69azza> hygiene
33:00 <Abortion> Lots of soaps have moisturisers and surfacants, so how does that go with waxing, as they're typically oil
33:00 <gs69azza> I've been typing hygetropin too much
33:00 <gs69azza> hygiene is that right?
33:00 <Floss> doesnt matter if youve just come straight from a shower at home, when i go to do the back, there is a slight sweat smells
33:00 <Floss> thats why i cleanse the area
33:00 <gs69azza> yeah tanning I can't use any moisturizers and shit for a few days
33:00 <Floss> removes the surface oils
33:00 <Clarkson> He'll be a hell raising hunk when he grows up
33:00 <gs69azza> which I don't anyways
34:00 <Floss> i have a special cleanser after the babywipes if they are jused, or ill just go straight ahead with the cleanser, then baby powder, then wax
34:00 <Abortion> even cheap soaps have stuff to prevent your skin drying out
34:00 <Alleenkatze> Too much effort, think I'll just stay hairy. rofl. The furthest I ever go is charcoal soap.
35:00 <Floss> i enjoy explaining for you guys :)
35:00 <Floss> cleanse, poder, wax is what everyone gets basically
35:00 <Floss> powder*
36:00 <Abortion> hodor
36:00 <gs69azza> yeah I know about barriers
36:00 <gs69azza> and shit
37:00 <Floss> N SHIT
37:00 <gs69azza> well
37:00 <Abortion> fo' shaw
37:00 <gs69azza> i know of it and such
37:00 <Alleenkatze> I need to go to officeworks, but it's so far away.
37:00 <gs69azza> but don't tak emuch interest in it
37:00 <gs69azza> although I need to ensure my skin is good
37:00 <Floss> i have a restaurant opening to go to, gunna be tan, with long sharp acrylics with cream colour and leopard print
37:00 <Abortion> Alleenkatze: Get a Gohper
38:00 <Floss> dont go, its pj day today
40:00 <Abortion> lol I didn't realise that Gopher was that specific to adelaide
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Slacks and a polo here. Abortion, I was thinking you meant like, the animal.
40:00 <Alleenkatze> That would have been good
40:00 <Abortion> hah
40:00 <Abortion> no mobility scooter
41:00 <Floss> not the rascal!!
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh, a Rascal!
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Rofl
41:00 <Alleenkatze> I watched that episode of South Park last night
41:00 <Alleenkatze> My god
41:00 <Floss> lol
41:00 <Alleenkatze> "EXCUSE ME"
41:00 <Floss> the cartman one?
41:00 <Floss> excuse me, oh the shame 
41:00 <Floss> fatty doodoo
42:00 <Alleenkatze> LOL
42:00 <Alleenkatze> "I can't allow you to raise the bar"
42:00 <Alleenkatze> "Noone will employ me"
42:00 <Floss> jaames cammeron! greatest pioneer!
43:00 <Floss> my husband and i have weekend southpark binges
43:00 <Floss> its lucky we found each other
43:00 <Floss> we wouldve made other ppl fucking miserable lol
43:00 <Alleenkatze> "HEY! He's not fat, you're not fooling anyone!!" "I have no legs"
44:00 <Floss> yeah but you got skinny arms!
44:00 <Floss> lol i died
44:00 <Floss> i love cartman
44:00 <Floss> one of my favourites is the hippie one
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Hippies hate Slayer.
45:00 <Floss> so angry!
46:00 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRTcZKHkENw
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Angry man falls down Lift Shaft! Views: 112,598 Uploader: flyingSnakess Uploaded: Nov 29, 2010 Duration: 0m47s Rating: 4.74
46:00 <Floss> lol have you guys seen tourettes guy
46:00 <Floss> oh god....i die
49:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh my
49:00 <Alleenkatze> He'd surely be dead after that.
50:00 <Floss> the lift mightve only been on the next floor down
51:00 <Abortion> certainly was
51:00 <Abortion> comments suggest it was the scooter falling on top of him that did it
51:00 <Abortion> if ever anyone needs a lesson in patience....
51:00 <Alleenkatze> Serves him right.
51:00 <Alleenkatze> Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
52:00 <Floss> does it say that he died?
52:00 <Abortion> the comments do
52:00 <Floss> wow
52:00 <Floss> dont be a pushy cunt
53:00 <Alleenkatze> WHO
53:00 <Floss> rascal dude
53:00 <Alleenkatze> I kinda want one.
54:00 <Floss> lol
54:00 <Alleenkatze> I can imagine they would be pretty fun if you changed the electric motor it had.
54:00 <Floss> get a go kart
54:00 <Abortion> lol ikr
54:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah but like, imagine having a sleeper Rascal
54:00 <Abortion> forget being limited to 8km/h or whatever they are
54:00 <Floss> centre of gravity on them is pretty shit
54:00 <Abortion> thats like the 200w limit on electric assisted bikes
54:00 <Floss> go kart is the way to go
55:00 <Abortion> you'd get picked up in a go kart though
55:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, it would kinda be like when you get blown off the line by someone in a old bombed out BMW
55:00 <Alleenkatze> Which turns out to be some firesnorting hell-chariot.
55:00 <Abortion> just put more batteries down low
55:00 <Alleenkatze> Could be like that but in a rascal
55:00 <Abortion> lifepo4
55:00 <Floss> what about one of those puch bikes with the little engine
55:00 <Floss> push*
55:00 <Abortion> so dodgy
56:00 <Abortion> suprised they don't get done immediately
56:00 <Abortion> but yeah, electric motor, quiet, could easily make a good sleeper
56:00 <Floss> lol
57:00 <Floss> with one of those bright orange crash helmets and yellow floaties
57:00 <Floss> doing 60km/h on a bike path
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Would be boss
57:00 <Floss> and those old school plane goggles and a scarf
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Drop the throttle off the line, rascals kicking hte tires out as you're accelerating.
58:00 <Floss> we could have an unconventional things race, the pushbike, a rascal, and one of those moto9rized couches
59:00 <Abortion> http://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/__19964__Turnigy_RotoMax_100cc_Size_Brushless_Outrunner_Motor.html
59:00 <Abortion> 8kw in a scooter
59:00 <Abortion> unfortunately those spin fast so you'd probably need quite a gearbox
01:00 <Floss> i made cupcakes yesterday :D
02:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12239631_406580036205655_7236848498439742959_n.jpg?oh=1018062ae26b722132b59a32aea2987b&oe=56F11443&__gda__=1458294296_1e825df06111fb200d9912580d7c5381
03:00 <Alleenkatze> Those look amazing
03:00 <Alleenkatze> Abortion, Maybe a CVT?
04:00 <Abortion> Nah, CVT is complicated and electric motors have the torque, fixed gear would be fine
04:00 <Alleenkatze> 5-speed rascal!
04:00 <Abortion> well 1 speed actually
04:00 <Floss> top deck cupcakes :D top is vanilla, bottom is choc mudcake
04:00 <Alleenkatze> Yuuum
05:00 <Abortion> then again, 167rpm/volt isn't that high speed, maybe you don't need that high a gear ratio
06:00 <Abortion> lemme do some calculations
06:00 <Alleenkatze> Could like, have 1 electric motor per wheel straight into the hub then syncronize the acceleration on them.
06:00 <Floss> team melbourne
06:00 <Abortion> ahhhh, yes, torque vectoring
06:00 <Alleenkatze> Exactly!
06:00 <Abortion> its been done on the small scale
07:00 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1HEyqEQJQ
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Independent Wheel Drive 1/10 Scale RC Car | Project Aelith Views: 14,430 Uploader: NakLojik Uploaded: Jul 8, 2014 Duration: 13m53s Rating: 5.00
08:00 <Alleenkatze> This could work.
09:00 <Abortion> so top speed of that motor I linked is 7,300 RPM
09:00 <Abortion> just trying to get a diameter of a scooter wheel
11:00 <thestig> abortion lets torque about it 
11:00 <Floss> oh snap
12:00 <Alleenkatze> It seems the radius of the tires is not really advertised
13:00 <flammable> Abortion: the bigger electric scooter wheels are 144mm diameter, the chain sprocket, if thats the way you go, is 95mm dia
13:00 <Alleenkatze> 16 inches
13:00 <Abortion> I'm thinking that, these wheels will be spinning fast, there might be some serious problems with the rubber disintegrating
13:00 <flammable> you can get the regular motors from motiondynamics.com.au or just the sprockets if you want to use a Hk motor
16:00 <Abortion> lol with 95mm wheels top speed if those motors are directly attached is 131km/h
16:00 <Abortion> I don't think it has enough total power to do that
17:00 <Abortion> 1:2 ratio gearbox would be more realistic
17:00 <flammable> http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/Rear-Wheel-Chain-Drive-Electric-Scooter-Pulse-P100-Reverb-Lightning-Zinc-/331685419647
17:00 <flammable> why would you directly attach the motor lol
17:00 <Abortion> then again, if it is independant wheel drive, that is about 32kw...
18:00 <Alleenkatze> The Austnet rascal sleeper lives!
19:00 <Abortion> at great expense :P
19:00 <Alleenkatze> Now now
19:00 <Alleenkatze> Just think of the look on those Normies faces when you smash them off the line at the pedestrian crossing.
20:00 <Abortion> $2500 of motors, 4 electronic speed controllers rated at at least 170amp (HK recommends the 250amp ones), 48 volts of battery (so about 16 lifepo prismatic cells), charging equipment for batteries, frame of the scooter 
21:00 <Abortion> and finally, a death wish
22:00 <Alleenkatze> What a fucked conversation, rofl.
23:00 <Abortion> hang on, 95mm, thats not the total wheel diameter, is it
23:00 <Abortion> thats the rims only
23:00 <Alleenkatze> I read the diameter was 16inch
23:00 <Abortion> so multiply that top speed by about 3
23:00 <Abortion> which it does not have enough power for
23:00 <Abortion> will need those gear boxes
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Fuck it
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Just drop an LS in it
24:00 <Abortion> LS?
24:00 <Alleenkatze> Chevy v8.
25:00 <Abortion> lol
25:00 <Alleenkatze> This is just getting too unrealistic now
25:00 <Alleenkatze> Rofl
27:00 <Abortion> nah, you could still do it with electric motors
28:00 <Abortion> its not that unrealistic
28:00 <Abortion> david rowe has converted a charade into a working electric car
28:00 <Alleenkatze> Fancy
28:00 <Alleenkatze> Brb
31:00 <Abortion> What'll be hard is specifying the brakes
32:00 <Abortion> you'd need motorcycle disc brakes for it
32:00 <Abortion> the motors will only be able to do so much braking
32:00 <Abortion> actually, being brushless DC I'm not sure they can at all
47:00 <Abortion> ahahaha there's an even bigger one with 25% more powah
08:00 <TheRon> video killed the radio star
09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> YouTube killed the video star
12:00 <TheRon> youtube killed my love for cats
14:00 <Abortion> youtube has thus made the world a better place
21:00 <TheRon> kitty at my foot i want to touch it
21:00 <gs69azza> lick it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> kick it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
32:00 <gs69azza> i'm so bored it's not funny
34:00 <Floss> dance
37:00 <gs69azza> nah I just been dipping into my bag
37:00 <gs69azza> I'm almost out
37:00 <gs69azza> was supposed to keep this next monday
37:00 <gs69azza> bye bye $300 :/
39:00 <thestig> whats in your bag
39:00 <thestig> hi doctore
40:00 <gs69azza> probs about 200mg of coke now
40:00 <gs69azza> was 1g
40:00 <thestig> oh
40:00 <thestig> nice!
41:00 <Floss> jaysus
42:00 <thestig> better then the other shit
43:00 <gs69azza> yeah probs gonna finish it off
43:00 <gs69azza> like
43:00 <gs69azza> now
43:00 <Floss> good grief
43:00 <Floss> now i feel like some green
44:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
45:00 <thestig> mmmmmmmm
45:00 <Floss> nom
46:00 <Floss> red rooster delivers
46:00 <Floss> tempting
46:00 <thestig> dont forget the nuggets
47:00 <Floss> theres sirens!!!
48:00 <Floss> theyre coming for me lol
52:00 <gs69azza> lol
52:00 <gs69azza> bag gone
52:00 <gs69azza> fuck
56:00 <Floss> what does cocaine do
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Rots your septum.
58:00 <Floss> that sounds like a bad time
58:00 <Alleenkatze> For the effect
58:00 <gs69azza> I feel completely numb on it
58:00 <gs69azza> it's a mad time
59:00 <Alleenkatze> I think cocain is not worth the money.
59:00 <gs69azza> Anesthesia at it's fine
59:00 <gs69azza> finest 
59:00 <Alleenkatze> If I were going to take a drug to enhance my performance, I'd probably take a controlled dosage of ice.
59:00 <gs69azza> I already take performance enhancing drugs
59:00 <gs69azza> ;)
59:00 <Alleenkatze> Roids brah
00:00 <gs69azza> atm i'm 750mg teste, 1000mg primobolan pw with 50mg proviron and 50mg anavar
00:00 <gs69azza> plus t3 and clen
00:00 <Floss> i can take those weightloss pills
00:00 <doctor> me too, but to make me masturbate faster and longer
00:00 <Floss> erm forget their name
00:00 <gs69azza> and just started 10iu of gh with peptides
00:00 <Alleenkatze> Have you tried moddies?
00:00 <gs69azza> oh and 8iu of insulin
00:00 <Floss> fuck what were they called
00:00 <gs69azza> moddies?
00:00 <Floss> i have a script for 30mg
00:00 <gs69azza> modafinil?
00:00 <milk> roids make your cock shrivel
01:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, modafinil
01:00 <Floss> its amphetamine
01:00 <Floss> ugh fuck
01:00 <gs69azza> I take modafinil as pre wo on leg days
01:00 <gs69azza> nah
01:00 <gs69azza> well it's not modafinil then
01:00 <gs69azza> you mean duromine?
01:00 <Alleenkatze> Moddies are great before a long day at work.
01:00 <Floss> yes
01:00 <Floss> thats it lol
01:00 <Alleenkatze> And altheanine after coffees are good too.
01:00 <milk> like eating too much sugar your whole life makes your pancreas shut down
01:00 <milk> roids shrivel your genitals
02:00 <gs69azza> yeah I don't take duromine
02:00 <gs69azza> my cock is fine
02:00 <gs69azza> no complaints
02:00 <doctor> my testies shrink pretty small anyway when it's cold
03:00 <gs69azza> yeah same
03:00 <gs69azza> I wasn't using hcg for a while
03:00 <gs69azza> so my leydig cells became dormant
03:00 <gs69azza> meaning testicles atrophied
03:00 <TheRon> ladies, they shrink!
03:00 <gs69azza> they're weak and fragile anyways
03:00 <doctor> could be stress or shock aswell
03:00 <gs69azza> first week back on hcg and BAM
03:00 <TheRon> cycling?
03:00 <gs69azza> balls are very plump
03:00 <doctor> every like feel extremely uncomfortable that your balls go inside?
04:00 <gs69azza> yep
04:00 <gs69azza> and you have to like
04:00 <gs69azza> push them back out
04:00 <doctor> yeah, can be painful
04:00 <gs69azza> yerrrp
04:00 <Floss> WOT
04:00 <doctor> i worry about them twisting
04:00 <TheRon> sleep on your balls can be painful
04:00 <Floss> push. them.out
04:00 <gs69azza> hahahaha yeah same
04:00 <Floss> WHAT WHAT
04:00 <gs69azza> when they shrink down
05:00 <gs69azza> they can pop up in like little sockets
05:00 <gs69azza> freaked teh fuck out the first time
05:00 <Serenity> .
05:00 <gs69azza> i went all weak at the knees
05:00 <gs69azza> it's happened like twice more
05:00 <Floss> this is just.....
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Floss> i cant even
05:00 <gs69azza> my balls are fine.
05:00 <gs69azza> they're pretty big atm though]
05:00 <doctor> yeah, first happened to me when i was a teenager so i thought something was seriously wrong
05:00 <TheRon> i got my chick doctor to examine my balls
05:00 <doctor> now my body does all sorts of weird things and i'm like.... meh.....
05:00 <gs69azza> i had my balls sucked yesterday
05:00 <doctor> it does what it does
05:00 <Floss> what does the bag look like when the balls go up
05:00 <Serenity> empty
06:00 <Floss> is it like a big loose hairy flap
06:00 <Floss> bahahahaha
06:00 <Floss> gross
06:00 <doctor> very contracted
06:00 <gs69azza> well HPTA system that produces testosterone is either on or off
06:00 <Floss> like an elephant ear
06:00 <gs69azza> so when you're on you can produce too much
06:00 <gs69azza> it stops
06:00 <gs69azza> and before it realises there isn't much
06:00 <gs69azza> they're already shrunk down
06:00 <TheRon> i put on the donald duck voice when i recieve oral
07:00 <Floss> lol its like youre chickens laying eggs
07:00 <gs69azza> oi
07:00 <gs69azza> found out
07:00 <gs69azza> the best news ever on saturday night
07:00 <gs69azza> talking to a chick who said there is a trick to deep throat
07:00 <gs69azza> so like
07:00 <dematerialised> i dont put anything other than food or water into my body
07:00 <gs69azza> wait need pics
07:00 <dematerialised> and my body works perfectly
08:00 <TheRon> how does that just come up in conversation?
08:00 <Floss> how was your roadtrip
08:00 <doctor> lol
08:00 <Serenity> ok 20ks down brb in 10 ks
08:00 <doctor> "Hey. Hey. Wanna know the secret to deep thoating? Sure."
08:00 <Floss> ay?
09:00 <Floss> i meant dematerialised but good to hear lol
09:00 <gs69azza> apparently
09:00 <TheRon> what is the church's view on deep throating?
09:00 <Floss> its only for the choirboys
09:00 <gs69azza> if you hold your thumb like this and squeeze it and try to stick your finger down your throat you wont gaga
09:00 <Floss> coz choir
09:00 <gs69azza> gag*
09:00 <gs69azza> http://imgur.com/HLQduF5
09:00 <doctor> only if the reciever in prepubescent
10:00 <Floss> i used to tell that to ppl when we would do xrays
10:00 <Floss> when i did dentistry
10:00 <TheRon> the priest didn't know what deep throating was, so the boy showed him
10:00 <faux> ...
10:00 <doctor> hey yeah it works
10:00 <faux> sicko
10:00 <gs69azza> see...
10:00 <gs69azza> what the fuck
11:00 <doctor> maybe the part of the brain that controls gagging also controls the thumb muscle
11:00 <gs69azza> I was at a dinner and this chick her brought told us
11:00 <gs69azza> i dunno
11:00 <gs69azza> but'
11:00 <TheRon> how did this get brought up again?
11:00 <BlackDevil> aids
12:00 <gs69azza> at dinner... my mate out of no where got really excited and was like "oi theres a trick to deep throat, she told me last night"
12:00 <gs69azza> and then she got embarrassed but told us
12:00 <doctor> lol
12:00 <dematerialised> Floss: good
12:00 <doctor> poor girl
12:00 <dematerialised> my right arm is pain right now
12:00 <doctor> that's how feminists are made
12:00 <Floss> ha from driving
12:00 <gs69azza> hahah
12:00 <dematerialised> but i got to stop at a whole bunch of places on sunday so its worth it
12:00 <TheRon> what more can a poor girl do
12:00 <dematerialised> yeah, epic sunburn
12:00 <Floss> oh bugger
13:00 <dematerialised> roasted like a chook
13:00 <Floss> do you have some cream for it
13:00 <dematerialised> went to go get lunch just earlier and as soon as the sun hit my arm i was like aaaaaaargh
13:00 <gs69azza> would also like to point out I thought Floss was a dude until today
13:00 <Floss> why thank you
13:00 <Floss> so did i
14:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <TheRon> how funny is caitlyn jenner on south park??
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> white boy skin
14:00 <dematerialised> its not white any more
14:00 <Floss> i havent seen the new ones yet
14:00 <dematerialised> its red/brown
14:00 <faux> ye ye
15:00 <TheRon> she runs over ppl in her car all the time
16:00 <gs69azza> nothing wrong with being white
16:00 <faux> uhhhhhh
16:00 <TheRon> except my skin sucks
16:00 <faux> think i need to delete this cunt off fb
16:00 <dematerialised> do it
16:00 <gs69azza> why
16:00 <Floss> im hungry but i dont know what for
16:00 <TheRon> i got burnt on the weekend, not even 20 degrees
16:00 <dematerialised> hungry for cock Floss
16:00 <Clarkson> i need a wank
16:00 <thestig> hi snart <333
16:00 <faux> who feels the need o update his status after every set at the gym
16:00 <faux> we get it
16:00 <Floss> im sick :(
16:00 <thestig> lolol
17:00 <Floss> oh fuck those ppl faux
17:00 <dematerialised> just comment "is your dick any bigger" after every post
17:00 <faux> ur at the gym... ur first status checking in made us aware
17:00 <thestig> just toweled down the benchpress
17:00 <Floss> and all the hashtag shit
17:00 <faux> lol fuck
17:00 <gs69azza> i check in at the gym sometimes
17:00 <faux> its so annoying
17:00 <gs69azza> usually to shit stire
17:00 <gs69azza> stir*
17:00 <Clarkson> white is looking for cock pics
17:00 <faux> checking in is different to updatin a status after every set
17:00 <thestig> i bet they should be on twitter
17:00 <faux> like we get it u exercise
17:00 <faux> so does half the earth
17:00 <faux> move on
17:00 <TheRon> kate is always looking for cock pics
17:00 <Clarkson> [08:23:48] fuck that, that's a bad recording
18:00 <Floss> im sick of the ones like "just did the dishes, a load of washing, mopped the floor, this mummy has been busy! #awesomemummy #yolo "
18:00 <faux> and like a lot of the statuses are dissing other people at te gym
18:00 <faux> which is like uh
18:00 <Floss> likie fuck off cunt
18:00 <faux> ghis is why im self conscious
18:00 <faux> of going
18:00 <gs69azza> come to the gym with me
18:00 <gs69azza> noone will say shit
18:00 <faux> imagine some cunt updating his status of the balloon on the tready
18:00 <faux> id be like um ezcuse me
18:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <gs69azza> lol
19:00 <gs69azza> I've been training with a chick because he used to get asked by dudes if she needs a spot whilst doing squats
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <gs69azza> noone says shit when I'm around lol
20:00 <Floss> i have ppl on mine that go out to their horse, get on, get their friendto take a pic, get straight off, and then post shit like "omg best ride ever! coming so far! legs are so sore!"
20:00 <Clarkson> whats dare got to do with it its a fuckin milkshake...
20:00 <gs69azza> had a guy asking how far out of comp am I but that's about it
20:00 <Floss> i fucking hate facebook
20:00 <Clarkson> pandas calls me up all whiney like a little bitch saying i need you to get off irc other morning
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> i always contemplate deleting facebook
20:00 <TheRon> i hate social networking
20:00 <faux> then dont
20:00 <gs69azza> fb is fun
20:00 <dematerialised> fb lets people know im not dead yet
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <gs69azza> i deleted it a while back for a while
21:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:00 <gs69azza> however I use it to keep in contact with mates
21:00 <gs69azza> soooo
21:00 <faux> theres so many people i hate
21:00 <faux> but ive deleted heaps of them
21:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: ready for the draft??
21:00 <Floss> i have a page for a business so i have to have it
21:00 <TheRiddler> where is your horse hold up atm Floss
21:00 <Floss> its fucking annoying
21:00 <Clarkson> how does me being a point of view mean a lesbian wont sex me?
21:00 <TheRiddler> yes but I wont be able to follow it
21:00 <faux> shut up clarkson u annoying cunt
21:00 <Clarkson> If it were my dick I'd eat it
21:00 <TheRon> why not?
21:00 <Floss> out frenchman bay riddler
21:00 <gs69azza> just create a profile only to manage the page
21:00 <Floss> hes only a min away
21:00 <gs69azza> thats what I had to do when I deleted my fb
21:00 <TheRiddler> because I have a work meeting tomorrow night
22:00 <TheRon> phone?
22:00 <TheRiddler> I doubt I'll be able to check my phone if at all
23:00 <TheRon> damn these meetings to hell
23:00 <TheRiddler> goes from 6-8.30pm
23:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
23:00 <TheRiddler> what horrible timing
23:00 <TheRon> ordering take away for this meeting?
23:00 <TheRiddler> there will be pizza
24:00 <TheRiddler> there
24:00 <TheRon> hope it's none of that gourmet crap
24:00 <Clarkson> its like youve gone full retard
24:00 <TheRiddler> nope
24:00 <Floss> i thought about ordering pizz
24:00 <TheRiddler> it's local pizza place
24:00 <TheRiddler> jojo's 
24:00 <TheRon> i like mexicana
25:00 <TheRiddler> their pizza is decent
25:00 <TheRon> i had a thai chicken pizza once, it was crap
25:00 <TheRiddler> and there is a jumbo size
30:00 <TheRon> give it away give it away noow
31:00 <zaim> ill take it
31:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
32:00 <TheRon> what?!
33:00 <zaim> nothin.
34:00 <TheRon> the kid off the allianz ad, anybody else just wanna slap him silly?
37:00 <TheRon> beer time?
37:00 <Serenity> no.
38:00 <TheRon> after a long cycle like that i know i'd need a beer
38:00 <ShadowLurker> no beer too many energies
38:00 <Serenity> kinda defeats the purpose of a ride dont you think
38:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ive burnt all my energy for today building this fucking bench
39:00 <Floss> i just ordered pizza
39:00 <TheRon> the beer is the reward
40:00 <Serenity> yeah its not
40:00 <Serenity> hows the bench going
40:00 <ShadowLurker> done
40:00 <Serenity> oh cool
40:00 <Serenity> pix?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> except the doors cos they dont fit properly
40:00 <ShadowLurker> on fb
41:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12246701_10205083629561492_3365699696579563647_n.jpg?oh=316f33c0bb37786fbd3123025a1535a7&oe=56B03465
41:00 <TheRon> i binged watched the office over past couple of weeks, what do i watch now?
41:00 <TheRon> parks and rec?
41:00 <ShadowLurker> still organising the stuff but its built at least
41:00 <Serenity> oh fb is doing the not showing me things again
42:00 <Floss> thats a big desk
42:00 <ShadowLurker> not big enough
42:00 <Floss> sigh alwahys the case
42:00 <TheRon> Floss: i've never heard a complaint
42:00 <Serenity> this is why he now has an entire workshop for his shit at home now lol
43:00 <Floss> a batcave
43:00 <Floss> nie
43:00 <Floss> nice*
43:00 <TheRon> have you got a michael caine?
43:00 <TheRon> as alfred
43:00 <Floss> serenitys job
44:00 <ShadowLurker> im thinking i need another tier to it tho
44:00 <ShadowLurker> for more stuff
44:00 <Serenity> cupboards
44:00 <Serenity> on top
45:00 <ShadowLurker> thts what im thinking
45:00 <ShadowLurker> then it can all go behind doors
45:00 <Serenity> lol they wont complain about mess then
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
45:00 <Serenity> god damn i cant believe how much fitness ive lost in a week of being sick
46:00 <ShadowLurker> use it or lose it
46:00 <Floss> cold?
47:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure i had a chest and sinus infectionm
47:00 <Floss> ive been sick for about 3 weeks im thinking maybe chest
47:00 <Serenity> didnt go to the doc effort but getting better now anyway
47:00 <Floss> were u coughing for ages
47:00 <TheRon> brany is great for that
47:00 <Serenity> chesty cough for about a week now
48:00 <TheRon> brandy
48:00 <Serenity> was coughing up green phelgm but its come clear now
48:00 <Floss> i cant stop coughing and hot cold sweats im fucking over it
49:00 <TheRon> i solve all my problems with alcohol
49:00 <Serenity> i was rat shit tired for about 2 days, like could barely even move kind of tired
49:00 <Clarkson> Lulu im not familiar with gay honeybadger
49:00 <Floss> :/
49:00 <Floss> and u didnt go to doc? and its getting better?
49:00 <Serenity> yeah
50:00 <Floss> see everyones saying i should go but i feel stupid going for a cold
50:00 <Serenity> ive gotta be pretty much dead before ill go to a dr tbh
50:00 <Serenity> most people probably would have gone
50:00 <TheRon> just go to the doc and say drug me
51:00 <Serenity> if they dont give you antibiotics all theyre gonna do is tell you you have a virus go home and rest and have fluids
51:00 <Serenity> i can tell myself that
51:00 <Floss> yeah thats what im saying to ppl
51:00 <Floss> i just hav e to get better
51:00 <Serenity> your body can fight off most things by its self even infections
51:00 <Serenity> unless theyre really bad
51:00 <Floss> i feel so gross
52:00 <ShadowLurker> have a bath
52:00 <Abortion> When you're working, you need doctors certs though
52:00 <Serenity> or a nice steamy shower
52:00 <Floss> yeah gunna have a shower once pizza gets here
52:00 <Floss> oo here it is lol
54:00 <Serenity> mm pizza
54:00 <Serenity> ive gotta try out a cauli pizza dough
56:00 <TheRon> kind of makes sense in a weird way
57:00 <TheRon> you could probably do it with pumpkin and potato
57:00 <Serenity> the point is to reduce carbs and calories lol not create more
57:00 <TheRon> damn
57:00 <TheRon> calories shit me
58:00 <TheRon> i eats lots of rice is that bad
03:00 <Serenity> rice isnt bad for you
03:00 <Floss> pizza and some chicken kickers
03:00 <Floss> and then a nap
03:00 <TheRon> fap/nap
04:00 <Floss> or just a nap
04:00 <Serenity> god a nap would be ace right now
04:00 <Serenity> but i gotta go in a min hnng
05:00 <Floss> pickup kids?
05:00 <Serenity> yuh
06:00 <Floss> always ruining a good nap.
07:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
15:00 <Floss> doodle
15:00 <Floss> dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle
15:00 <Doodle> ohai
16:00 <Floss> whats cracking
16:00 <Doodle> nm just knocked off
16:00 <Floss> hows it going
17:00 <Doodle> ye pretty good
17:00 <Doodle> went up to mars today
17:00 <Floss> oh that sounds nice
17:00 <Doodle> which anyone from ballarat could tell u means free chocolate
18:00 <Doodle> whats news with u
20:00 <TheRon> 420
20:00 <TheRon> in qld
20:00 <Doodle> chyeah
20:00 <Doodle> close enough
20:00 <Floss> not much im crook
20:00 <Doodle> oh poo
20:00 <Doodle> thats no good
21:00 <Doodle> i will feel crook when i have to start at 7am
21:00 <Floss> just annoying
22:00 <Floss> might be doing hairdressing next year
22:00 <Doodle> me too
22:00 <Floss> no wai!
22:00 <Doodle> lets practice on each other
22:00 <Doodle> and hairdressing too
22:00 <Floss> rofl
23:00 <Doodle> heheee
25:00 <Floss> ugh
25:00 <Floss> im sticking to things
26:00 <Doodle> hot
26:00 <Floss> nope
26:00 <Abortion> spray tan
26:00 <Abortion> is it glue?
27:00 <Floss> im just sweaty
27:00 <Doodle> pics
27:00 <Floss> feckoff
27:00 <Doodle> lionface optional
27:00 <Floss> i had a cold shower
27:00 <Floss> this is fucked
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> i think it only got to 19 here
28:00 <Floss> its cool here im just mental
28:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Floss> dbngfdjguk
32:00 <Serenity> ah excuse me Robert
32:00 <Serenity> Where's my free chocolate
33:00 <Doodle> i eated it
34:00 <Floss> :|
34:00 <Doodle> lol i'm kidding i didnt eat any
34:00 <Doodle> i didnt take any of the free choc
34:00 <Serenity> aww
35:00 <Serenity> ive been craving bountys :/
35:00 <Doodle> i did too a while back
35:00 <Doodle> ate a whole heap of them
35:00 <Serenity> least value for money chocolate ever
35:00 <Doodle> theyre awes tho
35:00 <Serenity> they are
35:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZVgowbPOiI
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stafford Brothers - When You Feel This ft. Jay Sean, Rick Ross Views: 16,541 Uploader: StaffordBrothersVEVO Uploaded: Oct 18, 2015 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.68
35:00 <Doodle> heheheeeeeeeeeeee
35:00 <Serenity> i might have one on the weekend
35:00 <Doodle> chris lilley rocks
36:00 <Doodle> as a dental nurse
36:00 <Floss> lol whut
36:00 <Doodle> its funny
36:00 <Doodle> there is this girl who liked me years ago
36:00 <Doodle> looks like chris lilley in drag
36:00 <Serenity> hes starting to bug me
36:00 <Serenity> i dont know why
37:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
37:00 <Floss> i farted
37:00 <Doodle> fkn spider just crawled across my desk
37:00 <Doodle> rude
37:00 <Serenity> ewwww
38:00 <Doodle> k i need food bblzzzz
40:00 <Serenity> mm food
40:00 <Floss> i ate falf a pizza im ok now
43:00 <Serenity>  haha yum
43:00 <Serenity> we get the pizzas from spudshed sometimes that you bake at home
44:00 <Serenity> theyrr pretty good
44:00 <thestig> how much are they
48:00 <Serenity> 2 for $10
48:00 <Serenity> I like them because theyre not greasy
49:00 <faux> lmaooo
50:00 <faux> my friend is markint exams 
50:00 <faux> and just sent me thus
50:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/zwUM3nP
50:00 <faux> .
52:00 <Serenity> aahaha
14:00 <Lumeah2> Comphy comphy 
33:00 <couleurs> HeLLo BEauTiFuL LaDiEs
37:00 <couleurs> opps wrong channel
38:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!
40:00 <simba> agreed
40:00 <couleurs> Nice 1 
41:00 <simba> 4-1
41:00 <couleurs> Yea!!!!!!!
41:00 <couleurs> Unforgettable.
41:00 <couleurs> Kodak Moment.
41:00 <couleurs> #klopped
42:00 <simba> <TheRon> Unforgettable, that's what you are
43:00 <couleurs> w00t
45:00 <couleurs> did u preorder ya star wars tickets?????
50:00 <simba> Definityelyy.
51:00 <simba> i pre order xeno blade 4 neckst week
52:00 <couleurs> Niece.
52:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/ebfb714542026d4f233dded26270e938/tumblr_n5uc0m9eog1tx6rseo1_1280.png
54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/B7DZ5xW.jpg
54:00 <couleurs> me irl
56:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/NnIj1uf.gif
57:00 <amelia> that cat freak me the fuck out
57:00 <Clarkson> fk his cock is 5times larger
57:00 <amelia> why is he walking like that
57:00 <ooomp> iunno
58:00 <amelia> OHHHH
58:00 <amelia> never mind
58:00 <amelia> its walking on 4 legs its jus the outfit
58:00 <amelia> i thought it was walking like a people person
58:00 <ooomp> lol
58:00 <ooomp> Crafty video :P
59:00 <amelia> ehehhe
59:00 <Trevor> I made $180,762 in just one month! Click here to find out how
01:00 <dematerialised> my cock is much bigger than yours
01:00 <dematerialised> my cock can walk right through the door
01:00 <Trevor> plot twist: you are a cock
02:00 <dematerialised> thats why women love me
02:00 <dematerialised> im just 100% dick
02:00 <Trevor> dive in that snatch head first like a mofo
02:00 <dematerialised> ^
05:00 <ooomp> ^ what virgins think about
06:00 <dematerialised> ive been a born again virgin 3 times
08:00 <couleurs> I made ya mom xDDDD
09:00 <Trevor> die antwoord <3
10:00 <couleurs> No.
13:00 <Trevor> you know that racism is a black and white issue
14:00 <Trevor> racism has no grey area
14:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvMXVHVr72A
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIE ANTWOORD - PITBULL TERRIER Views: 18,699,625 Uploader: Die Antwoord Uploaded: May 20, 2014 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.47
14:00 <dematerialised> no greys alloud
15:00 <Zade> i prefer baby's on fire 
15:00 <dematerialised> i prefer all of it
15:00 <dematerialised> although fatty boom boom is my favourite by far
19:00 <couleurs> remember in 2010 every1 thought they were a parody but they are actual music things...
19:00 <dematerialised> well they kind of are
20:00 <dematerialised> their music takes the piss out fo mainstream
21:00 <couleurs> don't really need to do that, it's bad enough
23:00 <couleurs> So There.
24:00 <dematerialised> dominated
24:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dawin - Dessert ft. SilentÃ³ Views: 9,604,611 Uploader: DawinVEVO Uploaded: Oct 19, 2015 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.86
25:00 <couleurs> dat's mah new jam
27:00 <dematerialised> the good thign about tastes in music is they are individual
31:00 <couleurs> :p
01:00 <couleurs> hello amsy :y
01:00 <faux> lookin for amsibrandi
02:00 <amsy> hi cuties
02:00 <amsy> :a
03:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
04:00 <Q{{> couleurs is too scrawny to be a hottie
04:00 <Q{{> with bit of work out can turn couleurs to this
04:00 <Q{{> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/01/9a/1f/019a1fcec1ff411b8c808355cb0e7953.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> Ok
05:00 <couleurs> thank u weirdo cat mask dude
07:00 <dematerialised> what on earth
07:00 <couleurs> it's his fetish
08:00 <couleurs> we all have 1
08:00 <dematerialised> true
08:00 <dematerialised> mine is being pegged by amputee female war veterans
09:00 <couleurs> Ok
10:00 <couleurs> mine is ice cream
10:00 <dematerialised> reasonable
12:00 <couleurs> ;)
13:00 <occie78> hi all
13:00 <dematerialised> hi please take a seat and tell us your most secret desires
15:00 <Doodle> NO GYPSY NO
15:00 <dematerialised> gypsy danger
16:00 <Doodle> hissssssssssssssss
16:00 <Serenity> dooooooooooooodleeeeeeeee
17:00 <Serenity> its hot make it go away
17:00 <dematerialised> ive just realised ive been wearing no pants ever since i fapped earlier this morning
17:00 <dematerialised> and all my doors and windows are open
17:00 <dematerialised> how embarrassment
18:00 <Doodle> i have my heater on
19:00 <dematerialised> what is this nonsense
19:00 <dematerialised> the entire country is on fire
19:00 <Serenity> i dont know what the temp is but im hot
19:00 <Doodle> 13 here
19:00 <faux> mmm
19:00 <faux> 13
20:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
20:00 <faux> 20 here
20:00 <faux> was 13 thus morn
20:00 <faux> nce anc chily
20:00 <faux> hi
20:00 <faux> xoxo
20:00 <Doodle> ^_^
20:00 <Serenity> iuts like 28 or something
20:00 <faux> good tpen
20:00 <occie78> hi faux
20:00 <Doodle> lel
20:00 <faux> hi?
20:00 <faux> person 
20:00 <Doodle> high
20:00 <occie78> person... ill take that
20:00 <faux> who r u
20:00 <occie78> good start
20:00 <Doodle> i m bery tired
20:00 <occie78> friend of liindas
20:00 <faux> ello friend of lindas
21:00 <faux> show me ur boobs pls
21:00 <Doodle> hngg
21:00 <dematerialised> ^
21:00 <occie78> they are massive
21:00 <occie78> and hairy
21:00 <dematerialised> fine with us
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <faux> what is this "us"
21:00 <dematerialised> ignore faux
21:00 <dematerialised> she's a loser
21:00 <dematerialised> it's fine with us
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <faux> dont listen to demat he sucks
21:00 <faux> show me boobs
21:00 <Doodle> dont listen to Doodle he is awesome
21:00 <faux> ye
21:00 <faux> "awesome"
22:00 <Doodle> hhiuhihihih
22:00 <faux> ebaues
22:00 <dematerialised> but he is awesome
22:00 <dematerialised> i've seen the certificate
22:00 <faux> he is but u suck 
22:00 <faux> soz not soz
22:00 <Doodle> its from awesome university
22:00 <dematerialised> faux do u want 2 fite?
22:00 <faux> ye
22:00 <dematerialised> k lets go
22:00 <faux> fite u irl 
22:00 <faux> pls
22:00 <faux> im leb
22:00 <faux> i win by default
23:00 <dematerialised> yeah you'd just get your cousins to fight for you
23:00 <faux> nah 1v1
23:00 <faux> lesgo
23:00 <dematerialised> kk
23:00 <faux> smash ya fukn hed in
23:00 <Doodle> :/
23:00 <faux> etc
23:00 <dematerialised> i'll rek u
23:00 <faux> rekt
23:00 <Doodle> in the ring
23:00 <faux> .
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <dematerialised> :p
23:00 <faux> filth
23:00 <Doodle> ye well
23:00 <Doodle> what do you expect
23:00 <faux> leave me ring out of thus ols
23:00 <faux> pls
24:00 <Doodle> never
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <occie78> 1st cousins only
24:00 <faux> thas enough
24:00 <faux> theres like #839373
24:00 <dematerialised> i have a cousin that used to be attractive
24:00 <dematerialised> but then she got fat
24:00 <faux> .
24:00 <dematerialised> and started dressing up like a cat
24:00 <Doodle> like fat cat?
24:00 <faux> is she amelia
24:00 <faux> minus fat
24:00 <dematerialised> nah
24:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about 
24:00 <dematerialised> amelia is cute
24:00 <faux> she has cat pic
25:00 <Doodle> i suspect its been manipulated
25:00 <faux> HENCE MINUS FAT
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah but thats just crayon
25:00 <dematerialised> its not cat ears
25:00 <dematerialised> and fluffy boots
25:00 <Doodle> unlike my knob
25:00 <Clarkson> ah no, can't say having teeth in your vagina would be a good idea
25:00 <faux> oh ur cousin is wunna doze
25:00 <faux> ew
25:00 <Doodle> which has not been manipulated
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
25:00 <dematerialised> and she's older than me
25:00 <faux> damn
25:00 <faux> frame la 
25:00 <faux> grabdma
25:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
25:00 <faux> grandma 
25:00 <amelia> FAUX
25:00 <dematerialised> lol
25:00 <faux> hi love
25:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON
25:00 <faux> ye
25:00 <Doodle> amelia tits out for the boiz
25:00 <faux> r u ok
26:00 <dematerialised> amelis we were just talking about you
26:00 <amelia> "but den she got fat"
26:00 <dematerialised> i hope you dont mind
26:00 <faux> i said minus the fat
26:00 <amelia> is dat amelia
26:00 <faux> DO U CUNTS READ WHAT U WANT
26:00 <Doodle> y is it bedtime
26:00 <amelia> i kno I'm jokin
26:00 <faux> phew
26:00 <faux> cos u work now doodle
26:00 <amelia> ok gosh jus have another cherry why don't you amanda
26:00 <faux> have 2 b an adult
26:00 <faux> lmaooo
26:00 <Doodle> stupid poo
26:00 <faux> amanda
26:00 <faux> LMAO
26:00 <faux> @ IMMUTABLE
26:00 <amelia> FaT TaYLoR
26:00 <faux> full believing its me
26:00 <faux> i died
27:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAH
27:00 <dematerialised> who is amanda and is she cute?
27:00 <amelia> yassssss
27:00 <faux> "im just not gonna say anything"
27:00 <amelia> NOOOO
27:00 <faux> lmaoooo
27:00 <Doodle> my 1st gf's name was amanda
27:00 <faux> ill show u
27:00 <Doodle> it probably still is
27:00 <dematerialised> kk
27:00 <amelia> was her last name hackey
27:00 <amelia> ?????????
27:00 <amelia> well was it
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <amelia> ?????????????????????????????????????
28:00 <dematerialised> i like how there is bold question marks
28:00 <dematerialised> that's dedication
28:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/Mud7p1H
28:00 <dematerialised> to the craft
28:00 <faux> yes hackey
28:00 <Doodle> it was mucous
28:00 <faux> i told immutable
28:00 <faux> thats me irl
28:00 <faux> and hebbelieved it
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <dematerialised> oh dear
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <faux> hes like im not gonna say anything
28:00 <Doodle> she melted
28:00 <Serenity> dat gurk kan dance oe
29:00 <faux> was full beeing polite
29:00 <dematerialised> that woman has ingested like
29:00 <occie78> who was that faux?
29:00 <dematerialised> 154 burritos
29:00 <faux> her name is amanda hackey
29:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahahhahahahahahhhaah
29:00 <faux> look her up on yourube
29:00 <faux> youtube
29:00 <amelia> her name is amanda hackey aka faux
29:00 <faux> lmaoo
29:00 <dematerialised> like how does she get that big
29:00 <dematerialised> that's incredible
29:00 <dematerialised> she's as wide as she is tall
29:00 <Doodle> determination
29:00 <amelia> awww
29:00 <dematerialised> you could tie her up and roll her downhill
29:00 <amelia> you dunno wot ppl go thru to get that big
29:00 <faux> yeah forreals
29:00 <dematerialised> about 50 hamburgers a week?
29:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/150744_1012453042104956_4107481927958051017_n.jpg?oh=67c2d1f969e608055ba8903ff57be1d5&oe=56B410B2 doodle's xmas tree
30:00 <Doodle> fuck yes
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAH asheh
30:00 <amsy> i find it weird that she isnt thinner with all of that dancing she does
30:00 <Serenity> the same way anyone gets big
30:00 <Serenity> it just happens
30:00 <TheRiddler> also
30:00 <dematerialised> i mean shit im fat, but i dont have an entire truck tire around my waist
30:00 <TheRiddler> sezz that timehop pic of turbo
30:00 <faux> her legs arent like huge for herr size
30:00 <TheRiddler> I thought at first that it was a hip
30:00 <faux> its her tummy
30:00 <Serenity> people store weight differently
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Serenity> a hip??
30:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
30:00 <dematerialised> she doesnt even have a neck
31:00 <Doodle> i store mine in the freezer
31:00 <occie78> i am womdering what the asian guy is thinking
31:00 <TheRiddler> have a look
31:00 <Serenity> lool doods
31:00 <dematerialised> she's just like a face, then two huge fat rolls
31:00 <occie78> hes like...i cant believe i sat down and the chair didnt break
31:00 <amelia> you assholes
31:00 <TheRiddler> because the purple singlet looked like panties
31:00 <faux> look unless we alll look like taylor swift we shouldnt judge me ok
31:00 <amelia> all she's doin is sitting on a chair
31:00 <faux> i am beautiful
31:00 <dematerialised> fuck off she's enourmous
31:00 <amelia> and you say all this shit
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <occie78> i am bigger than her
31:00 <faux> oh ok
31:00 <amelia> ok mr fuckin skinny dematerialised
31:00 <faux> pics
31:00 <occie78> i can judge all i want
31:00 <amelia> I forgot how thin and lean you were
31:00 <TheRiddler> what's the pic
31:00 <faux> lmao amelia
31:00 <amsy> haha
32:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/Mud7p1H
32:00 <faux> ash http://imgur.com/Mud7p1H
32:00 <Doodle> hi amsypoos
32:00 <amsy> hey roodles :)
32:00 <Serenity> who cares how fat she is. shit happens
32:00 <dematerialised> i recommend her a diet of water and slave labour
32:00 <Doodle> i dont care that she is fat i just wish she wouldnt SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS like that
33:00 <Doodle> ....
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <TheRiddler> amsy you keep not answering my question
33:00 <TheRiddler> :(
33:00 <Serenity> dude if you werent so tall you'd look like her too
33:00 <amsy> what question? 
33:00 <Serenity> calm down
33:00 <faux> lmaooooooo
33:00 <faux> owned
33:00 <TheRiddler> how far!?
33:00 <dematerialised> that's exactly my point
33:00 <dematerialised> she's not tall
33:00 <faux> also
33:00 <dematerialised> and she's fat
33:00 <faux> Her dad said "I let her wear her hair whatever way she wants. Fuck the haters, man." http://imgur.com/gallery/95hZYIs
33:00 <faux> amelia as a kid
33:00 <Doodle> its just the camera angle, its perpective
33:00 <Doodle> she is really 12ft tall
33:00 <Doodle> +s
33:00 <dematerialised> oh
33:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
34:00 <amelia> fuk da h8rz
34:00 <Doodle> lmao
34:00 <Doodle> she looks like a dodgem car
34:00 <faux> LMAO
34:00 <dematerialised> fuk all da h8rz and fuk all dem hoes
34:00 <Clarkson> you should just pay kelevra for sex
34:00 <faux> Dad just asked me what im laughing at
34:00 <faux> THE INTERNET DAD
34:00 <faux> PROBLEM
34:00 <amelia> so nosey dad
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <faux> cos im like
34:00 <faux> cackling
34:00 <Serenity> lol pay kelevra in white ox and middies
34:00 <faux> like a retard
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> tomorrow is going to be busy for me
35:00 <dematerialised> whats scarnon
35:00 <faux> are you rearranging your flashlights 
35:00 <faux> flesh*
35:00 <Doodle> :o
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> no
35:00 <TheRiddler> work meeting
35:00 <TheRiddler> and submitting timesheet
35:00 <faux> oh 
35:00 <dematerialised> is your workplace likely to benefit me?
36:00 <TheRiddler> tho I think I might just submit it online
36:00 <faux> yeah hebworks at a super market 
36:00 <dematerialised> ive stepped foot in a supermarket once in 5 years
36:00 <dematerialised> so no
36:00 <amsy> ash, um not far i havent had time, im settling a drive in 
36:00 <faux> do u grocery shop online
36:00 <dematerialised> not in about halfa  year
36:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
36:00 <faux> what do u eat
36:00 <Serenity> he just buys take away
36:00 <dematerialised> i am 100% takeaway these days
36:00 <faux> wtf
36:00 <amsy> wtf
37:00 <amsy> i would die
37:00 <faux> how can u diss that fat chick then
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <faux> r u  a blimp irl
37:00 <amelia> you fuckin lie
37:00 <dematerialised> because i dont eat half the nation state of nicaragua in one sitting
37:00 <Doodle> mmm nicaragua
37:00 <amelia> you only eat takeaways?
37:00 <faux> mm nice aspargus
37:00 <dematerialised> yep
37:00 <TheRiddler> who am I looking at in the pic
37:00 <faux> do u have cholestorols
37:00 <Doodle> jabba
38:00 <faux> lmaooo doodle
38:00 <faux> stop
38:00 <dematerialised> no i actually ahve good blood apprently
38:00 <Doodle> wut
38:00 <dematerialised> i had a blood test just a few weeks back
38:00 <amelia> wot did you haf tonight
38:00 <TheRiddler> also that kid with the hair looks like she's from a dr suess movie
38:00 <dematerialised> cholesterol is a-ok
38:00 <faux> i was surprised mine was perf
38:00 <amelia> don't you ever crave somethin fresh
38:00 <dematerialised> amelia: for breakfast i had hjs
38:00 <Doodle> wtf
38:00 <faux> wtf
38:00 <dematerialised> and im thinking red rooster for din dins
38:00 <TheRiddler> I had subway for dinner tonight
38:00 <amelia> YOU LYING @ ME
38:00 <Doodle> i'm 36 and i have no idea what my cholestorol is
38:00 <dematerialised> not lying @ you i promis
38:00 <amelia> WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING @ ME
38:00 <Doodle> should i know this
38:00 <TheRiddler> dematerialised is the new jacob
38:00 <faux> u know u can buy a whole chicken from woolies for 10bux
38:00 <amsy> prob doodle
39:00 <Doodle> o crap
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Doodle> i'm ded
39:00 <dematerialised> its not my fault people dont believe me lol
39:00 <faux> plus veggies for salad
39:00 <dematerialised> *shrug*
39:00 <faux> plus bread rolls for leftovers next day
39:00 <faux> sammiches
39:00 <amelia> mmmm
39:00 <amelia> fresh chicken rolls
39:00 <dematerialised> hell i can show you the receipts if you like
39:00 <Clarkson> also, i like cunts
39:00 <faux> our din tonight was amaze 
39:00 <faux> brb showing u
39:00 <TheRiddler> what do you usually eat demat?
40:00 <amelia> i believe you i am jus shocked
40:00 <dematerialised> whatever is close
40:00 <amelia> jus fatty takeaways?
40:00 <dematerialised> mostly
40:00 <amelia> never from a lil fresh vietnamese place
40:00 <amelia> jeezus
40:00 <amelia> rip @ age 39 pls
40:00 <TheRiddler> ugh why do they play this eps of mythbusters over n over
40:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> the bloody horse archer 1
41:00 <Serenity> to piss doodle off
41:00 <dematerialised> according to docs im perfectly healthy
41:00 <Doodle> fkn 
41:00 <dematerialised> BP is within normal range
41:00 <dematerialised> no cholesterol
41:00 <Doodle> whats that cunts name
41:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/KCVDm04
41:00 <dematerialised> and about 30kg overweight
41:00 <Doodle> that i hate
41:00 <faux> ^
41:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/jhgE3Bn
41:00 <TheRiddler> what do you eat mostly then
41:00 <faux> and spinach salad
41:00 <faux> mmm
42:00 <thestig>  nice salad
42:00 <amelia> who dat steak
42:00 <TheRiddler> is this your dinner faux
42:00 <faux> no karbz tonight so naturally i am already hungry even though the steak was huge
42:00 <faux> yeah steak each for me n dad
42:00 <TheRiddler> nice
42:00 <faux> i idnt have them both lol
42:00 <faux> and the salad was mine
42:00 <amelia> mmmmmm
42:00 <Serenity> i dont get hungry from no carbs anymore
42:00 <faux> :')
42:00 <Serenity> so good
43:00 <TheRiddler> looks delish
43:00 <faux> it was amaze
43:00 <amelia> the more i eat the hungrier i get
43:00 <Doodle> stop making me hungry
43:00 <faux> its snack time for me now
43:00 <TheRiddler> protein fills you up more than carbs
43:00 <Doodle> ty
43:00 <Doodle> its bedtime for me :(
43:00 <faux> but i cbf moving
43:00 <faux> i has cherries
43:00 <faux> and a peach 
43:00 <faux> mmmm
43:00 <amelia> k bai cu Doodle
43:00 <Doodle> o
43:00 <TheRiddler> virgin peach
43:00 <Doodle> i c how it is
43:00 <TheRiddler> hot
43:00 <amelia> k cu i said bye
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <amelia> `kick Doodle gnite
44:00 <faux> :-(
44:00 <faux> poor doods
44:00 <TheRiddler> friends is on
45:00 <Serenity> yuck
45:00 <TheRiddler> pls atleast 1 be a salad
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> none
46:00 <amelia> its not even that
46:00 <amelia> its more like
46:00 <amelia> something fresh
46:00 <TheRiddler> what did you buy from caltex
46:00 <Serenity> even at my biggest i ate better than that
46:00 <TheRiddler> a pie?
46:00 <dematerialised> nah
46:00 <dematerialised> caltex was probably a sausage roll
46:00 <amelia> petroleum?
46:00 <dematerialised> and a dare
46:00 <dematerialised> and fuel
46:00 <amelia> DARE
46:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
46:00 <amelia> they are addictive
46:00 <dematerialised> very
46:00 <dematerialised> i love them
46:00 <TheRiddler> the baristo bros 1s are better
46:00 <amsy> no
46:00 <dematerialised> so me replying with "lol'
46:00 <dematerialised> probably wasnt the right response
46:00 <dematerialised> i take it
46:00 <Floss> the tandoori chicken from iga is particularly delectable
46:00 <Serenity> prob not what she was wanting no lol
47:00 <amelia> never tried
47:00 <TheRiddler> but they're full of sugar
47:00 <dematerialised> i must heartily disagree
47:00 <dematerialised> they are disgusting
47:00 <dematerialised> they remind me of imported chinese shit
47:00 <amelia> do you eat takeaways cos the convenience
47:00 <amelia> cbf cooking?
47:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
47:00 <dematerialised> not to brag but i earn a fuckton
47:00 <Serenity> i make my own iced coffee cause no sugar
47:00 <dematerialised> why cook when i can just buy
47:00 <amelia> its not about money really
47:00 <ComputerlabNerd> just value adding on benfiots - like claiming you service is worth $500 a day
47:00 <simba> replying with lol is NEVER the right response
47:00 <simba> unless youre 11
47:00 <simba> or u hate the person
47:00 <simba> Now Go Tell Her Ur Dicks Good N Ready U FuckEn DiCKEHaD
47:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <amelia> cos you could buy healthier options still
48:00 <Serenity> it would probably cost you more to buy proper food tbh
48:00 <dematerialised> its money and convenience, when i was less fortunate i used to do groceries n shit
48:00 <Serenity> but its better
48:00 <Clarkson> about making you look like shit
48:00 <TheRiddler> it does
48:00 <dematerialised> nah
48:00 <dematerialised> buying food is a shitton cheaper
48:00 <dematerialised> at the moment i can rack up $200 in food
48:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
48:00 <amelia> nuh he buys brealfast lunch $ din
48:00 <amelia> so on one day is loke wot
48:00 <dematerialised> whereas when i was doing groceries that would be a month or more
48:00 <amelia> $40?
48:00 <TheRiddler> $23 bought be enough for 4
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah on average
48:00 <TheRiddler> burgers
48:00 <ComputerlabNerd> but giving them that you will tag and test their whole house worth of power leads iof they thing tey didnt get much service with anythign else
48:00 <Floss> whats happenin
48:00 <ComputerlabNerd> but sopm,e people donmt easily see how much im worth
48:00 <dematerialised> but i am le tired
49:00 <Serenity> i keep forgetting you people dont have families to shop for
49:00 <amelia> i spend $60 a week
49:00 <Serenity> so is diff
49:00 <Serenity> $60 a week is just school lunches here haha
49:00 <amelia> ahaahaha
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah
49:00 <amelia> diff with a fam
49:00 <TheRiddler> lmao rachael
49:00 <dematerialised> the life of a single bloke living on his own
49:00 <ComputerlabNerd> slipknot
49:00 <simba> the hemoglobin trotters
49:00 <ComputerlabNerd> hard drivin radio
49:00 <ComputerlabNerd> i will maybe have 14 stadrad drinks
49:00 <dematerialised> maybe you should overdose
50:00 <TheRiddler> with the jamacian accent
50:00 <dematerialised> lots of cash
50:00 <Serenity> ant goes through like 6 litres of milk on his own a week
50:00 <dematerialised> lol
50:00 <amelia> I'm a single female livin on own
50:00 <amelia> and $$ is not a problem
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah but you have littles dont you?
50:00 <faux> nah u dont believe that its cheaper for takeout
50:00 <amelia> no
50:00 <Serenity> but like amelia said its not really about money
50:00 <faux> we arent in america
50:00 <Serenity> its just.. gross
50:00 <dematerialised> oh i thought you did
50:00 <amelia> fuck no
50:00 <dematerialised> my bad
50:00 <dematerialised> dunno why i thought that
50:00 <amelia> i would be a horrible mother
50:00 <TheRiddler> yeah US is horrid for food
50:00 <faux> when i used to get takeout heaps maybe 3-4 times a week
50:00 <simba> JiMmY_PaNCAkEs
50:00 <ComputerlabNerd> u aint fucken dematelia;ised out of my way yet cnt
50:00 <ComputerlabNerd> big fist at u cnt
50:00 <dematerialised> u wanna go cunt
50:00 <Floss> lol
50:00 <Immutable> lol
50:00 <dematerialised> i'll fuckin smash your head in
51:00 <faux> i would spend heaps more than i am now on groceries
51:00 <dematerialised> the other reason i dont get huge is because my meals are usualyl pretty sparse
51:00 <faux> and thats not everyday like demat
51:00 <dematerialised> sometimes its only one meal a day
51:00 <amelia> but your energy levels
51:00 <amelia> make you so groggy
51:00 <dematerialised> im no sports star
51:00 <Serenity> yeah faux its diff for a family though, i can get a whole roast meal for $19 at red rooster i couldnt cook it for that for 4 sometimes 5 of us
51:00 <dematerialised> and i feel fine lol
51:00 <amelia> that food does fuck all
51:00 <dematerialised> definitely unfit lol
51:00 <faux> yeah true
51:00 <Serenity> but i still cook it
51:00 <faux> but im talking about demat
51:00 <faux> isnt he on his own
51:00 <Serenity> yuh
51:00 <dematerialised> im all aloooooone
51:00 <Floss> keyboard warriors unite
51:00 <Doodle> bedtime
51:00 <ComputerlabNerd> u weak cuzz
51:00 <dematerialised> nini Doodels
51:00 <ComputerlabNerd> \u weak
51:00 <Doodle> Floss c u there with ur bra off
51:00 <Floss> ill get my cousins on to you
51:00 <Doodle> hot
51:00 <Floss> no
51:00 <couleurs> who wanna go me
51:00 <Floss> you are wrong
52:00 <dematerialised> no-one here besides meeeee
52:00 <faux> it would probs be cheaper for him o do groceries
52:00 <amelia> so wonelllly
52:00 <TheRiddler> so about 1500cals every night?
52:00 <dematerialised> im all alone
52:00 <dematerialised> no-one to confiiiiiiiiide in
52:00 <TheRiddler> 1500-3000
52:00 <dematerialised> dunno riddler
52:00 <dematerialised> my meals are nromally about 6000kJ
52:00 <faux> christ
52:00 <faux> i would ve a hot air balloon
52:00 <amelia> dematerialised is your name amanda
52:00 <TheRiddler> hey timmy I got a surprise for you
52:00 <dematerialised> yes
52:00 <faux> loool
52:00 <dematerialised> it is
52:00 <amelia> well issit
52:00 <simba> they say two whites dont make a wong
52:00 <ComputerlabNerd> ii am the abo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy Aboriginal VS Bogan Views: 2,423,369 Uploader: Cressida25T Uploaded: Aug 4, 2009 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.76
52:00 <dematerialised> are you calling me a bogan mate
52:00 <Floss> 2 womgs might make a white!
52:00 <simba> smy lan
52:00 <dematerialised> do i look like im from west sydney
52:00 <simba> smylan bitch
53:00 <amelia> oh
53:00 <faux> FaT TaYLoR MaNDa
53:00 <Serenity> im turning into a shit house person though this woman walked out of the server the other day with like 3 bags of shit from the bakery.. iced coffee.. mars bars.. and i was like.. you disgusting bitch..
53:00 <dematerialised> nah jk
53:00 <Serenity> then pulled myself into line for being a moll
53:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahah
53:00 <dematerialised> my name is shane and im an alcoholic
53:00 <TheRiddler> 6000kj 2500cals?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
53:00 <faux> speakig of molls
53:00 <TheRiddler> abouts
53:00 <Serenity> mind you she was the size of fucking tasmania too
53:00 <faux> hi k8
53:00 <amelia> i feel bad when i see peeps doin that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of yo mum!
53:00 <dematerialised> dunno riddler calories are witchcraft
53:00 <amelia> like wot led them to that
53:00 <dematerialised> but fi your maths is right
53:00 <dematerialised> then sure
53:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
53:00 <Floss> westy westy cunt, westy westy cunt.
53:00 <simba> Floss have you had some rough ex boyfriends
53:00 <simba> who said cunt all the time
54:00 <Serenity> i wasnt much better tbh.. maybe not three fucking pies but def a pie a drink.. some choc
54:00 <Clarkson> shadsam u doing that shit on a pc?
54:00 <amelia> you can't be that fat without having some sort of issues
54:00 <Serenity> makes u feel good... for about 5 mins
54:00 <amelia> wot was your biggest Serenity
54:00 <faux> yeah i wanna cry when i see big people stuffig their face
54:00 <Serenity> AHA im not saying that in here
54:00 <amelia> notice it
54:00 <amelia> i doubt anyone would care
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000?
54:00 <dematerialised> people would care
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
54:00 <Serenity> nah they wont
54:00 <Serenity> i do though
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <faux> yeah youre soinf something about it
54:00 <dematerialised> because its sezz
54:00 <dematerialised> she loves the rough lads
54:00 <dematerialised> hangs out at the cott waiting for her next sleeve-tat'd spunk to mount
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
55:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
55:00 <faux> doing
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hia
55:00 <dematerialised> peopel wanna know what her farts smell like
55:00 <dematerialised> hai k9
55:00 <faux> and ur not in denial
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
55:00 <Serenity> 20.5 as of today pre stoked tbh
55:00 <faux> nice à
55:00 <amelia> niceness
55:00 <faux> 1
55:00 <amelia> nice aye
55:00 <Serenity> slow week this week caues i was sick
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's fucking amazing!
55:00 <dematerialised> coz you were amaaaaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiing
55:00 <amelia> in how long now
55:00 <Serenity> today is the start of week 11
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't been for 3 weeks now :| so much stuff - which is totes an excuse...
55:00 <simba> excuse me
55:00 <ComputerlabNerd> ill have to get some food ey
56:00 <faux> i feel like my butr and legs alone are like 400 lg
56:00 <faux> kg
56:00 <amelia> fuck
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <amelia> it drops off quick when you first stary eh
56:00 <dematerialised> i dont have sezz's motivation
56:00 <dematerialised> i wish i did
56:00 <Serenity> yeah amelia it will slow down soon
56:00 <TheRiddler> we have a crying child roll the damn camera!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya it's pretty awesome
56:00 <amelia> has your fitness gone up too
56:00 <amelia> more inclines
56:00 <amelia> for da bootay
56:00 <dematerialised> tribal sleeves no less
56:00 <dematerialised> so thick you can see the testosterone oozing through the veins
57:00 <Serenity> oh yeah im heaps fitter
57:00 <Floss> lol sure
57:00 <dematerialised> :P
58:00 <Serenity> my bike workouts are on the highest resistance and i think the treddy is about a 10 incline now
58:00 <Serenity> i dont go too fast on the treddy though i dont trust my ankles
58:00 <amelia> dang
58:00 <amelia> incline better for de bum anyways
58:00 <dematerialised> speaking of wet farts
58:00 <dematerialised> hi Picard
58:00 <Serenity> oh fuck yeah it kills the back of my thighs
58:00 <Serenity> hamstring?
58:00 <dematerialised> correct
58:00 <amelia> i think goin fast is jus for stamina and all that jazz
58:00 <ComputerlabNerd> im watching bogans on youtube
59:00 <Serenity> yeah and im not too concerned about that atm
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Serenity> my resting heart rate has gone from like 93.. to 59
59:00 <amelia> yah hamstring
59:00 <dematerialised> do you do any stretches before going on bike or walking?
59:00 <amelia> JEEZUS
59:00 <faux> wtf 59
59:00 <faux> r u alive
59:00 <Serenity> just light ones dematerialised yeah
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <dematerialised> ah kk
59:00 <amelia> you gonna catch my heart rate
59:00 <Serenity> lol 59 is normal
59:00 <amelia> 93 is massive
59:00 <dematerialised> stretches will help with hammy tightness
59:00 <faux> in hosp they freaked out
59:00 <Serenity> it is
59:00 <dematerialised> hammy also affects your ankles too
59:00 <dematerialised> so it'll help :)
59:00 <faux> cos my normal heart rate is like 105cos im so anxious
59:00 <ComputerlabNerd> alot of foghting
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <amelia> WOAH
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
00:00 <faux> it gets to 130+
00:00 <Serenity> ive got an injury on one of my ankles which is the biggest prob
00:00 <Clarkson> ahh fuck it mate
00:00 <faux> when i have attacks
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
00:00 <faux> it gt to 150 in hosp
00:00 <amelia> 105 i am doin a slow jog
00:00 <amelia> haha nuh maybe a walk
00:00 <faux> they rolled all these machinesin
00:00 <Serenity> dude my heart rate is 130 in the middle of a workout lol
00:00 <dematerialised> i overdosed once and my heartrate hit 197
00:00 <faux> jm like trussssst me im fine
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> it felt amazing lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that shit
00:00 <faux> thehre like ok we need to make sure
00:00 <Serenity> i used to just sit there doing nothing feeling my heart race
00:00 <faux> lollllll
00:00 <Serenity> thats not a nice feeling
00:00 <amelia> 130 is low heart rate for a workout tho
01:00 <Serenity> it used to be up around 170 amelia
01:00 <Serenity> now it sits about 130-140
01:00 <amelia> is that on treddie
01:00 <amelia> or
01:00 <faux> thats my panic attack rate lol
01:00 <Serenity> bike
01:00 <amelia> on ground doin exercises
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you lose 10% of your body fat (I'm pretty sure my dr told me) your blood pressure will go down
01:00 <Serenity> but my bike workout is a lot more intense than it was when i first started too
01:00 <amelia> 170 i am workin at 80% effort
01:00 <dematerialised> incredible
01:00 <dematerialised> tell us more
02:00 <Serenity> i should work out what % ive lost
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you'd be suprised
02:00 <amelia> you did those scan things didn't you
02:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPCdJbZYXo
02:00 <Picard> dematerialised hows it hanging?
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord - XPâ‚¬N$IV $H1T Views: 1,367,827 Uploader: Max Normal Uploaded: Jul 31, 2012 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.73
02:00 <amelia> fat fluids muscle etc
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and 2 L milk bottles - imagine carrying 10 around
02:00 <dematerialised> its hanging freely and to the left at the moment
02:00 <dematerialised> i should put some undies on
02:00 <Serenity> ages ago
02:00 <ComputerlabNerd> they are girl;s fighting
02:00 <ComputerlabNerd> fuken bogan 
02:00 <simba> youre a bogan
03:00 <amelia> do another one
03:00 <Serenity> 14.38%
03:00 <amelia> I wants to kno the diff a 20kg makes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it makes a HUGE difference
03:00 <amelia> clearly
03:00 <Picard> yes, you should. thats not an image i need to know abou
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly to yourself confidence, i reckon. 
03:00 <amelia> true
03:00 <Serenity> fucking tribal tats
03:00 <Serenity> next scrawny aussie lad i see with one im gonna ask him what tribe hes from
03:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <ComputerlabNerd> this would make a good alarm sound
04:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and obi fitness levels
04:00 <Serenity> even though i dont take notice of it my bmi has gone down like 16 points lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSS
04:00 <amelia> yah fuck bmi
04:00 <Picard> settle TheRiddler
04:00 <amelia> such bs
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you probably don't have to shop at tents r us anymore
04:00 <Picard> you dont want that fat head exploding 
04:00 <faux> for my heifht i need to weigh lik 3kg
04:00 <faux> bmi sucks
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's my have part about weight loss lol
04:00 <dematerialised> lol Picard
04:00 <amelia> ahaahahahhahaa
04:00 <Serenity> i havent been shopping yet but i do need new bras my strap size is way too big and they fall out the bottom rofl
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <faux> duct tape
04:00 <Serenity> so i wear a crop top over the top pre much all the time these days
04:00 <simba> what if he says tribe Serenity
04:00 <dematerialised> clearly he's getting laid then
04:00 <Serenity> obv
04:00 <ComputerlabNerd> im complicated
04:00 <Serenity> i bet
05:00 <amelia> Christmas
05:00 <dematerialised> every time you wake up you look at your potato head and remember that TheRiddler is more attractive than you
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> your undies would be falling off too!
05:00 <amelia> ShadowLurker are you reading dis
05:00 <dematerialised> and it makes you mad
05:00 <Serenity> yeah i have a hell saggy butt in my undies
05:00 <Clarkson> this is a fucking hilarious episode
05:00 <faux> pics
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Serenity> my wedding rings dont fit anymore
05:00 <faux> PICS OF BUTT PLS
05:00 <Serenity> NO
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <faux> Ive showrd u kine
05:00 <faux> mine
05:00 <faux> :'(
05:00 <Serenity> yeah but yours is hot
05:00 <amelia> uhm
05:00 <Picard> dematerialised LIES,im half his age and he weights as much as i do now, he has no hope
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> i havent seen faux's butt
05:00 <amelia> show me
05:00 <dematerialised> is it cute?
05:00 <Serenity> its delicious
05:00 <Serenity> tbh
05:00 <dematerialised> you're a bowl short of a breakfaast
05:00 <Picard> hello
05:00 <ComputerlabNerd> excellent bogan girls fighting
05:00 <Picard> omg Katy Perry. so fucking hot
05:00 <Clarkson> Like b1s anus
05:00 <dematerialised> is time for dinner i think
05:00 <Picard> what are you having?
06:00 <dematerialised> oic
06:00 <amelia> i likes lookin at bums
06:00 <Stop-Gap> donald trump 2016
06:00 <Serenity> picard you're twice his age not half
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm watching zombies
06:00 <amelia> show @ me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
06:00 <dematerialised> bums are ok
06:00 <faux> ok after dnack
06:00 <faux> snack
06:00 <faux> i may
06:00 <faux> remind me
06:00 <amelia> yay
06:00 <amelia> oh i will
06:00 <Picard> oops, he is half*
06:00 <dematerialised> she's already got the lube out
06:00 <Serenity> so yeah im doing pre good atm
06:00 <Picard> faux has nice feet
06:00 <dematerialised> you should be a foot model faux
06:00 <Stop-Gap> im a vocal supporter of the donald
06:00 <couleurs> hi tiger man
06:00 <ComputerlabNerd> more girls fighting
07:00 <TheRiddler> half my age wtf
07:00 <amelia> PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS PiCS
07:00 <faux> IM EATING
07:00 <TheRiddler> so you're 16 Picard
07:00 <dematerialised> u HaVe NiCe FeeT
07:00 <faux> nothiht gets between me b my food
07:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha u HaVe NiCe FeeT
07:00 <TheRiddler> picard is too young to be in #melbourne
07:00 <dematerialised> picard leave
07:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
07:00 <ComputerlabNerd> alot of toungue these girls have
07:00 <amelia> no its a lion
07:00 <couleurs> :P
08:00 <Picard> shut up, it was a fucking typo
08:00 <Picard> blow me :P
08:00 <faux> ew
08:00 <amelia> picard is too 13pink to be in #melbourne
08:00 <dematerialised> L E A V E
08:00 <faux> phew
08:00 <dematerialised> thankyou
08:00 <amelia> yay
08:00 <faux> and stay out
08:00 <faux> oh
08:00 <dematerialised> no
08:00 <dematerialised> fuck off
08:00 <faux> spoke 2 soon
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Stop-Gap> donald trump will be the first american dictator
08:00 <Picard> donald is the man
08:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIAO2q5iWTI
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord - Money and Da Power Views: 1,282,957 Uploader: mlits Uploaded: Feb 28, 2014 Duration: 4m50s Rating: 4.83
08:00 <Picard> better than the musim loving nigga they have in power now
08:00 <dematerialised> its a song about my life
08:00 <ComputerlabNerd> oh well
08:00 <simba> Picard did you wanna know how 2 get the french flag colors over ur irc nick
08:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
08:00 <Picard> simba?
08:00 <Serenity> LOL
08:00 <couleurs> hahaha
08:00 <ComputerlabNerd> even more girls fighting
08:00 <simba> yes? its a simple question
09:00 <TheRiddler> picard is 100% potato
09:00 <TheRiddler> potato weighs less than muscle
09:00 <dematerialised> muslims are going to rape your family first Picard for your insolence
09:00 <faux> money and Da take out 
09:00 <Picard> 90%hanks
09:00 <Serenity> tato tato tato tato tato tato tato.. hes 100% tato
09:00 <faux> tom hanks
09:00 <faux> these cherries are amaze
09:00 <Picard> lol 
09:00 <Picard> cant fucking type
09:00 <Serenity> you're making me want to eat and im not even hungry
09:00 <simba> you know the thing on facebook with the french flag did u do that
09:00 <ComputerlabNerd> scraeaming voilent bogan girls
09:00 <Picard> no i did not simba
09:00 <amelia> did you?
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAA
09:00 <simba> y not
09:00 <couleurs> lolol
09:00 <Picard> y
09:00 <couleurs> we all got 1 Picard 
09:00 <simba> dont u support the anti-terrorists
09:00 <couleurs> do u wanna join our gang
09:00 <ComputerlabNerd> how ironic the video oposters name is simb24
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <faux> soz
10:00 <dematerialised> suprised your fat fingers can even bend enough to type
10:00 <Picard> show me your pic, if u have nothing to be ashamed off
10:00 <faux> lool
10:00 <dematerialised> ok?
10:00 <Serenity> why? so you can jack off to it
10:00 <Picard> yeah, cause im so into guys
10:00 <amelia> Picard wot is your favourite animal
10:00 <Serenity> 12#pray 0for 4paris
10:00 <amelia> tiger maybes
10:00 <Picard> of course i support anti terrorists
10:00 <simba> r u sure that if someone looked u up on facebook they wouldnt see a french flag display pic?
10:00 <couleurs> what about anti tigers in cages
11:00 <faux> me 2
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hot
11:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/402963_2906049285583_292941022_n.jpg
11:00 <dematerialised> thats me
11:00 <dematerialised> and im dead set fucking sexy
11:00 <Serenity> pretty sure you were begging guys for dicks to suck in here only a few weeks ago. so...
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you.fucked it
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> the link doesnt even work
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> are you dumb
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> or what
11:00 <dematerialised> oh wait
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai ashleighxtrinity
11:00 <dematerialised> you cunts need the full link
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> like srsly
11:00 <Clarkson> if that bitch didnt promise to sponsor me none of this would have happened
11:00 <Picard> u said irc
11:00 <Serenity> AHAHAHAHAH
11:00 <Serenity> ITS ON THERE
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yes us cunts do
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> oh hey TheRiddler bby
12:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/402963_2906049285583_292941022_n.jpg?oh=e581c8d8ecc53e66f1ec52f2a221a6cd&oe=56E2F1DA
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hows u ;)
12:00 <dematerialised> that one?
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> wtf is that
12:00 <Picard> stupid fuck
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> oh thats u
12:00 <dematerialised> thats my handsome face
12:00 <dematerialised> picard please
12:00 <dematerialised> dont be jealous
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Serenity> hes mad you have hair
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> sez
12:00 <dematerialised> i reckon
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> send me n00d
12:00 <Serenity> haha nah
12:00 <simba> y would u lie about that
12:00 <simba> ur whole life is on the internet
12:00 <simba> we can confirm anything
12:00 <Picard> lie about what?
12:00 <Serenity> he literally just changed it
12:00 <Serenity> like 5 seconds ago
12:00 <amelia> to not french colours?
12:00 <simba> lmao wow
12:00 <simba> to a dog
12:00 <Serenity> yuh
12:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAA
12:00 <Serenity> like it was seconds ago
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> whats with that shit on your chin?
13:00 <dematerialised> im as old as you Picard
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> cum
13:00 <dematerialised> and thrice as good looking
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> what of ot
13:00 <Serenity> i look exactly like a let down balloon
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> it
13:00 <dematerialised> it is actually cum
13:00 <amelia> awww
13:00 <dematerialised> from my gay nigger boyfriend
13:00 <dematerialised> thats why its black
13:00 <Picard> nice mole
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hot
13:00 <dematerialised> ty Picard
13:00 <dematerialised> ladies think its cute
13:00 <dematerialised> :)
13:00 <dematerialised> picard
13:00 <dematerialised> why do you lie
13:00 <dematerialised> to yourself
13:00 <amelia> that makes it even funnier
13:00 <dematerialised> and to others
13:00 <simba> thats absurd
13:00 <simba> do you think everyone here is older than you
13:00 <Serenity> many lols
13:00 <simba> put the whole thing on private you dumbass
13:00 <simba> theres some Solid Advice
13:00 <couleurs> hahahah
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> do you top or bottom
14:00 <dematerialised> top
14:00 <dematerialised> always
14:00 <dematerialised> unless he's cute
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nah u bottom
14:00 <dematerialised> then i might make an exception
14:00 <TheRiddler> power bottom
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you're the gay that talks with a lisp
14:00 <dematerialised> so Picard im handsome, rich, and have more assetts than you
14:00 <dematerialised> -t
14:00 <dematerialised> how does that make you feel
14:00 <amelia> don't make fun of lisps
14:00 <Picard> lol if you think so
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> And thinks things are fabulous
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lithpth
14:00 <couleurs> 2 funny 2 read
14:00 <dematerialised> PANIC STATIONS
14:00 <dematerialised> WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY ISLAMISTS
14:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
14:00 <simba> incidentally what's the dogs name
14:00 <amelia> act dumb
14:00 <Serenity> hes pretending he didnt literally just change his pic now
14:00 <Serenity> LOLOLOLOL
14:00 <amelia> when in doubt, deny
14:00 <dematerialised> Picard we are onto you m80
14:00 <simba> look how loose the dogs collar is that is a hazard
14:00 <dematerialised> reveal the dog
15:00 <TheRiddler> nah he's is the mount position
15:00 <dematerialised> i do believe in things being fabulous
15:00 <dematerialised> but i dont do lisps
15:00 <Serenity> you dont have horses ok
15:00 <TheRiddler> demat that is
15:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity
15:00 <Serenity> hi bebe
15:00 <dematerialised> or submit to admonition
15:00 <simba> its just lazily strapped on
15:00 <dematerialised> REVEAL
15:00 <simba> like it was done by a Picard
15:00 <Floss> plerb
15:00 <simba> xm should make a youtube video for picard on how to make your fb private
15:00 <Picard> what has my facebook pic got to do with wanting my nic on irc looking like the french flag?
15:00 <dematerialised> oh my god
15:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't
15:00 <amelia> old people are shit
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> have you ever drunk so much wine you weighed 10kg more than usual!
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:00 <Serenity> change wine with vodka and yes
16:00 <Serenity> haha
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I just checked im 70kg
16:00 <dematerialised> mmm wine
16:00 <Serenity> theres no way you are 70kg
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <dematerialised> my favourite is a $14 one from marg river
16:00 <dematerialised> cant remember the name
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 71.3 to be exact. I was 62.4 before
16:00 <simba> dw about that that is about 8 mins old
16:00 <simba> do u want help making ur fcaebook private
16:00 <Serenity> [7:09pm] <@simba> you know the thing on facebook with the french flag did u do that
16:00 <Serenity> [7:09pm] <ComputerlabNerd> scraeaming voilent bogan girls
16:00 <Serenity> [7:09pm] <Picard> no i did not simba
16:00 <dematerialised> amelia if i asked you nicely for a hug would you give me one?
16:00 <Serenity> stop playing dumb potato man
16:00 <amelia> definitely not
16:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
16:00 <dematerialised> ty for response
16:00 <amelia> is k
17:00 <dematerialised> something-wood
17:00 <Serenity> holy shit lol
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> well. it depends on the mood of my scales they are shit
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> Driftwood
17:00 <dematerialised> that's the one
17:00 <Serenity> shes a harsh bitch that one
17:00 <dematerialised> but she's honest
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> i like that
17:00 <Picard> <@simba> Picard did you wanna know how 2 get the french flag colors over ur irc nick   <----thats what i answered no too
17:00 <Serenity> no you didnt
17:00 <Picard> umm yes i did
17:00 <amelia> i am not a huggy kind of girl
17:00 <Picard> dont tell me what question i answered. 
17:00 <simba> amelias fav kinda hug is when u balance a pinga on ur finger and zoom it right up her pooper, shelving gets u highest
17:00 <amelia> unless you have 4 legs
18:00 <Serenity> show me your boobs ill be able to tell you how much you weigh'
18:00 <Clarkson> court and i dont wanna play that card cos shit just changes imemdiately , its fucking weird how im male and i play the game this way
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> that was too far sezz
18:00 <TheRiddler> come back
18:00 <Serenity> was not
18:00 <dematerialised> Too FaR
18:00 <TheRiddler> wb
18:00 <dematerialised> i see simba
18:00 <Serenity> its not even in the flow of the convo. he asked you said 'simba?' then he said the other line and you answered.
18:00 <dematerialised> ty for knowledge
18:00 <Serenity> eff u r dumb
18:00 <amelia> simba knows me way too well
18:00 <simba> Picard why did you change your display picture arent you a supporterof the anti-terrorists
18:00 <Serenity> also i second what simba said close your profile up
19:00 <Serenity> this is why all you plebs have no boobs and i have all the boobs
19:00 <Clarkson> taking it increases chances of ass cancer like 7 fold
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thx bub
19:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:00 <TheRiddler> ass cancer
19:00 <dematerialised> sometimes i worry about ass cancer
19:00 <dematerialised> specially with my diet
19:00 <Picard> ffs Serenity you think you know it all, i pity your husband\
19:00 <simba> yes doesnt your families privacy matter
19:00 <amelia> i pity da fool
19:00 <Serenity> dont pity my husband hes not married to your wife
19:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL OWNED
19:00 <Picard> my daughter asked me why i didnt have the dog pic up
19:00 <simba> #WifeWars
19:00 <simba> no she didnt
19:00 <simba> y u lie 2 us
19:00 <Serenity> you literally just secided to change is the second simba asked you about it rofl
19:00 <Picard> she didnt?
19:00 <Serenity> ookaayy
19:00 <dematerialised> picard m80 plz
19:00 <simba> She didn't.
19:00 <dematerialised> drop the facade
19:00 <amelia> answering questions with a question
19:00 <Serenity> this is embarrasin
19:00 <dematerialised> we can see straight through your thinly veiled lies
20:00 <Serenity> stop taking so much dick up the choc pipe then
20:00 <faux> where the fuck is amelia
20:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
20:00 <dematerialised> excuse me
20:00 <dematerialised> i dont take meat pipes up the poo chute
20:00 <dematerialised> tongues sometimes
20:00 <faux> mm choc pipe
20:00 <TheRiddler> this week is going to be a fair bit of take away
20:00 <dematerialised> but no meat sticks
20:00 <Serenity> loll
20:00 <TheRiddler> tomorow is pizza
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ew tongued
20:00 <TheRiddler> provided by work
20:00 <amelia> here i ams faux
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> in the ass
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thats gross as
20:00 <faux> read cunts pls
20:00 <dematerialised> nah
20:00 <amelia> liar
20:00 <simba> what is she doing up right now down there in the attic with you naked at the old computer eh?
20:00 <dematerialised> a liar and a cheat
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <simba> putting it all on your daughter who is in bed right now
20:00 <simba> you shameful man
20:00 <Serenity> omg i need knifebunnys pic
20:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/NikolaTefov/videos/431021857022646/
20:00 <Picard> down in the attic? i thought the attic would be up
21:00 <dematerialised> its quite pleasant
21:00 <Serenity> the actual fuck my fingers are aching
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ive done it, its nasty
21:00 <dematerialised> as in you were the tongue-er
21:00 <dematerialised> ?
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol Serenity get them k
21:00 <dematerialised> did they have a dirty bum?
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> get them out of your pants *
21:00 <TheRiddler> girl or guy ashleighxtrinity
21:00 <Immutable> maestro
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> both
21:00 <TheRiddler> hermaphrodite
21:00 <Serenity> doodle IRL
21:00 <Doodle> hihi
21:00 <simba> idk man i dont spend too much time in the attic
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> wasnt fun either time
22:00 <dematerialised> the way i see it it's no different to putitng a tongue in someone's mouth or love purse
22:00 <Immutable> the art you have created
22:00 <dematerialised> as long as they are clean
22:00 <Serenity> can i put them in yours ashleighxtrinity?
22:00 <dematerialised> its all good
22:00 <TheRiddler> I've done it too
22:00 <Immutable> has revolutionised thinking
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> sure sez
22:00 <Serenity> yes!
22:00 <TheRiddler> would you rather receive it
22:00 <dematerialised> receiving a tongue is a special event
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> mmhm TheRiddler
22:00 <simba> or "Home" as you call it
22:00 <Serenity> i wish i had an attic
22:00 <Serenity> nah a basement
22:00 <dematerialised> basements are much better
22:00 <Serenity> both
22:00 <dematerialised> attics are for old people
22:00 <dematerialised> and zombies
22:00 <simba> Picard why did you put up a french flag supporting war but not the rainbow flag supporting love and peace
23:00 <Serenity> tonguing of the anal is foul
23:00 <Serenity> feels like youre being molested by a slug
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <dematerialised> thats half the fun!
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> rofl!
23:00 <TheRiddler> lo
23:00 <TheRiddler> l
23:00 <faux> so sex w picard
23:00 <Clarkson> nah i not gay
23:00 <faux> lmao 
23:00 <amelia> wine made you put on 10kgs
23:00 <amelia> ?
23:00 <Picard> i like war
23:00 <simba> i enjoy your honesty
23:00 <Picard> blow those cunts off the planet
23:00 <Clarkson> no im a lesbian
23:00 <Picard> did u just see the turks shot down a russian plane, we will be at war soon
23:00 <dematerialised> no i am a lesbian Clarkson
23:00 <Clarkson> awolf you are a bitch mate
24:00 <Immutable> I need to lose 10kg
24:00 <dematerialised> i FiNK u FReeKY aND i LiKe u a LoT
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> love die antwoord
24:00 <dematerialised> die antwoord is pretty great
24:00 <dematerialised> i love their music videos
24:00 <Immutable> I went for a run today
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yolandib is my role model
24:00 <dematerialised> hah nice
24:00 <dematerialised> how far did you run Immutable
24:00 <dematerialised> did you run
24:00 <dematerialised> run so far awaaaaaay
24:00 <Serenity> i can run for like 3 minutes lol thats my limit
24:00 <dematerialised> wow
24:00 <dematerialised> such accusations
24:00 <simba> who should we blow off the planet first
24:00 <simba> just any of the bad people our news
24:00 <simba> get rid of them first
24:00 <dematerialised> i think the first people we should rid the planet of are rapists and people who talk in the cinemas
24:00 <Picard> lol dematerialised
24:00 <simba> "we will be at war soon" oh ok how many more attacks have to happen before its war
24:00 <Picard> thats a good start
25:00 <Immutable> lol that's about my limit too
25:00 <dematerialised> more than me
25:00 <Immutable> I'm so unfit
25:00 <dematerialised> i can run for about 3 seconds
25:00 <Serenity> haha
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I do 6km daily
25:00 <Immutable> need more sux
25:00 <dematerialised> when the zombie apocalypse comes, im ready to accept my fate
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> not much but feels good
25:00 <Immutable> to get exercise
25:00 <Serenity> i ride 30km a day do about 5 om the treddy most days
25:00 <Serenity> [7:23pm] <Picard> blow those cunts off the planet
25:00 <Serenity> [7:23pm] <Clarkson> no im a lesbian
25:00 <Clarkson> I prefer dick in me mouf
25:00 <Serenity> looool
25:00 <Serenity> oh clarky <3
25:00 <Clarkson> who cares bitch
25:00 <Serenity> :<
25:00 <dematerialised> oh
25:00 <simba> owned
25:00 <Picard> simba do u think any good will come from shooting down a russian plane?
25:00 <simba> umm no
25:00 <simba> what a bad question
25:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is smarter than Picard most of the time/all of the time
26:00 <Immutable> hot
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 6km treadmill and a heap of boxercise
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> for me
26:00 <Immutable> double hot
26:00 <Serenity> 10-15 mins on my weight machine every second day
26:00 <dematerialised> picard you are being very quiet
26:00 <dematerialised> are you fapping to my facebook pic
26:00 <dematerialised> ?
26:00 <Clarkson> the dole - screw that. Any shitty job beats the dole
26:00 <simba> is that your idea of politics "shooting planes is bad"
26:00 <Serenity> clarky wouldnt change his fb profile 5 seconds after being asked an embarassing question, and leave it open for ircers to see
26:00 <Clarkson> he's on the sex offender roll
26:00 <dematerialised> my idea of politics: i'd root both natasha and julia
26:00 <dematerialised> at the same time
26:00 <simba> yea put ur fb on private Picard we r trying 2 help u out
27:00 <Immutable> picard is the sexiest man on austnet
27:00 <Immutable> you shutup
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <TheRiddler> gross
27:00 <dematerialised> He'S So DReaMY
27:00 <TheRiddler> also that's false
27:00 <Immutable> you jealous?
27:00 <dematerialised> very
27:00 <TheRiddler> because he's a potato not a man
27:00 <dematerialised> half man
27:00 <Immutable> I can tell
27:00 <dematerialised> half potato
27:00 <dematerialised> half pig
27:00 <TheRiddler> still
27:00 <Picard> eeewww dematerialised
27:00 <Picard> simba why would i care?
27:00 <simba> well why did you change your display pic
27:00 <Serenity> his dorta said 2
27:00 <simba> oh yeah u lied about that already
28:00 <dematerialised> his new name is porky tato picard
28:00 <amelia> I'm no asian but I'm pretty sure that don't add up
28:00 <Serenity> nana nana nana na na spudmannn
28:00 <Picard> im here
28:00 <dematerialised> wb
28:00 <Picard> was making coffee
28:00 <Picard> what did i miss
28:00 <Serenity> choking the carrot
28:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <dematerialised> massaging the meatstick
28:00 <TheRiddler> baby carrot
28:00 <amelia> go make more coffee
28:00 <Picard> ummm no, getting coffee
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity chokes the carrot daily
28:00 <dematerialised> he had to go for a small trip
28:00 <amelia> fuck off
28:00 <dematerialised> to cool down
28:00 <simba> u clever swine
28:00 <simba> never found a pig so clever
28:00 <simba> he types and he lies
28:00 <Serenity> charlottes web.. hellooo
28:00 <Serenity> or was that a clever spider.. i dunno
28:00 <simba> sharlets web
28:00 <dematerialised> well there was a talking pig
28:00 <dematerialised> no wait
28:00 <dematerialised> that was babe
28:00 <Serenity> honestly cant remember anything about it tbh
29:00 <Serenity> do not
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> do so
29:00 <dematerialised> ty simba
29:00 <Picard> wtf
29:00 <dematerialised> he slipped
29:00 <dematerialised> he meant to kick me
29:00 <dematerialised> im sorry
29:00 <Immutable> some guys are jealous
29:00 <Immutable> of your fabulous manness
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity I don't reckon you can beat me at sci-fi trivia
29:00 <simba> we read it in year 3 and i think we were expected to know about the politics/themes and shit but i was just into lego and garfield in year 3
29:00 <Clarkson> it's gay to fuck a chick?
29:00 <dematerialised> its only gay if balls touch Clarkson
29:00 <Serenity> yeah we did it in year 3 too
29:00 <Clarkson> You fucking do that, keyboard warrior. 
29:00 <dematerialised> or you swallow
29:00 <dematerialised> either or
29:00 <Serenity> think taht was teh last time i saw/read it
29:00 <simba> im thinking of animal farm actually but both mightve happened then
29:00 <amsy> TheRiddler are you here
29:00 <dematerialised> no he isn't
29:00 <Serenity> work meeting?
29:00 <dematerialised> he left to go fight demons in the shadow realm
30:00 <Picard> lol Immutable
30:00 <Serenity> prob not
30:00 <Immutable> personally I'm in awe of it and revere it
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dematerialised ask us questions?
30:00 <dematerialised> hmm?
30:00 <dematerialised> what kinda questions?
30:00 <Serenity> i dont know much about sifi lol
30:00 <dematerialised> oh
30:00 <dematerialised> neither do i
30:00 <dematerialised> i missed out on becoming a true nerd when I was a child
30:00 <dematerialised> :(
30:00 <TheRiddler> I only know star wars, firefly and a bit of star trek
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hmm pick a topic you know about sez
30:00 <Serenity> take away dnnner
30:00 <Serenity> fallout 4
30:00 <simba> I am in a meeting. I will be back at
30:00 <dematerialised> I am stuck in traffic. My eta is
30:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> No I'm helping my sister eat the fridge :P
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh and starship troopers
31:00 <dematerialised> im just a casual gaming nerd
31:00 <dematerialised> who wears portal shirts
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol hot
31:00 <dematerialised> and has portal sentries in his lounge room
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I have a mini chell
31:00 <dematerialised> and a companion cube
31:00 <dematerialised> i really like portal
31:00 <TheRiddler> I barely know much about dr who
31:00 <dematerialised> mini chelle?
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I have a companion cube!
31:00 <dematerialised> like a statue?
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> yeah
31:00 <dematerialised> cool
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> with light up portal gun
31:00 <dematerialised> i dont really do figurines becuase i break shit all the time
31:00 <TheRiddler> I have a mini chell too
31:00 <amsy> I'm running late, but I have the salad!
31:00 <dematerialised> ♪you dont make friends with salad♫
31:00 <simba> cooking with the flour, hit me if you need the fish
32:00 <dematerialised> im a clumsy fucker
32:00 <Clarkson> cocky hands down bastard
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> I collect mostly figures
32:00 <Serenity> im dumb i dont know much about anything lol
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I also have a robotic turret that has a motion detector
32:00 <TheRiddler> you probably know alot about dr who
32:00 <dematerialised> it was funny on the way back from my trip i had to fuel up, the girl who served me was also a huge portal fan
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and says All the stuff the portal turrets sat
32:00 <dematerialised> i was like
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> sau
32:00 <TheRiddler> and red dwarf
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> say
32:00 <Serenity> only thr first like 5 seasons
32:00 <dematerialised> you're 17 and im 31
32:00 <dematerialised> this is wrong
32:00 <Serenity> mm salad.. is that why i have no friends :(
32:00 <dematerialised> correct
32:00 <dematerialised> you have begun to self realise
32:00 <Serenity> bastards
32:00 <dematerialised> you are on the path to enlightenment
32:00 <Serenity> stfu ok
32:00 <dematerialised> wanna go cunt
33:00 <dematerialised> today's meal is trout de la creme
33:00 <dematerialised> enjoy your meal
33:00 <simba> what are the odds you find a 17 year old girl working at a servo who loves portal enough to bring it up with you
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah i know simba
33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ty food vendor
33:00 <dematerialised> and i fucking ruined it
33:00 <Immutable> no
33:00 <Immutable> the drugs ruined it
33:00 <dematerialised> i'll smash you
33:00 <Serenity> ill kick ur fkm throat out
33:00 <dematerialised> i'll make you piss blood
33:00 <Serenity> you will shit teetg when im done wiv u pal
33:00 <Serenity> teeth..
33:00 <ella23> how about you both shut up?
33:00 <ella23> ill kick the fuck out of both yu
33:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is barry morgan
34:00 <simba> did u do ur best stephen merchant voice to woo her
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <dematerialised> no
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> simba did you slip her the d
34:00 <dematerialised> i didnt even know she was tlaking about my shirt
34:00 <dematerialised> i forgot i had it on
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> oh it was dematerialised
34:00 <dematerialised> http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/30943/1765327-threeturretmoon.jpg
34:00 <dematerialised> was that shirt
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you should have slipped her the d
34:00 <dematerialised> i should have
34:00 <dematerialised> but i had just driven for like 10 hours
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> so
34:00 <dematerialised> i wanted to get home
34:00 <dematerialised> and drink beer
34:00 <Serenity> rude.
34:00 <dematerialised> ella23 show us your dick
35:00 <simba> damn i have played it and have no idea what they are, thought it would be something orange/blue like
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I have dunked lots of beer tonight
35:00 <simba> she mustve been freaky nerdy
35:00 <Serenity> ant asked for portal for his bday
35:00 <dematerialised> good beer ashleighxtrinity?
35:00 <dematerialised> or shit tier
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and moscato
35:00 <dematerialised> lke 4x
35:00 <amelia> tomorrow you gonna be 80 kgs :(
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> actually dematerialised
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> St bernadus quadrupel
35:00 <Serenity> yeah go oj
35:00 <Serenity> on
35:00 <amelia> mmm oj
35:00 <dematerialised> i had oj this morning
35:00 <dematerialised> it was ok
35:00 <dematerialised> ty for listening
35:00 <Serenity> fuk off meelz. ill kill ur fkn breath kunt
35:00 <amelia> right
35:00 <amelia> dats it
35:00 <dematerialised> oi dont u fkn touch meels
36:00 <dematerialised> what on earth is that
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> go figure
36:00 <dematerialised> sounds exotic
36:00 <doctor> i spoke to a girl once and she asked me what games i liked to play, but i froze up, curled into the fetal position and started sucking on my thumb for comfort
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> belgian
36:00 <dematerialised> cant say ive had belgian beer
36:00 <dematerialised> or at least i dont think i have
36:00 <dematerialised> lol
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you should
36:00 <doctor> very traumatic experience for me, i'm only used to yelling obsenities at girls over counter strike
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> belgian quad
36:00 <dematerialised> so you're a true gamer then doctor
36:00 <dematerialised> :P
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> the best
36:00 <dematerialised> interesting
36:00 <amelia> you fkn d.e.d
36:00 <dematerialised> i will fucken rip your face off
36:00 <Serenity> i cant remember thr last time i had oj
36:00 <Serenity> hmm
36:00 <amelia> I'll rip that green hair right off your hed
36:00 <simba> My my.
36:00 <Serenity> ill maek u eat it u skinny toed midget
37:00 <dematerialised> i will keep an eye out for it
37:00 <doctor> yep, all my nustart allowance goes to my machine, mountain dew and doritoes
37:00 <TheRiddler> I had one comment about my legend of zelda wallet
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I don't usually drink beers but it is good stuff and I had a voucher
37:00 <dematerialised> ive only ever had two comments about gaming stuff, this one at the servo in mandurah, and a girl serving me fish and chips in fucking jurien bay
37:00 <amelia> 2far m8 2 fkn far
37:00 <Serenity> wot r u ganna do bout it aye?
37:00 <couleurs> y is every1 typing like how Picard talks irl atm pls
38:00 <dematerialised> literally middle of nowhere
38:00 <simba> was it about your biggoron sword
38:00 <dematerialised> noticed my "Keep Calm and Bring Grenades" firefly shirt
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mandurah wtf
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> why would you go there
38:00 <dematerialised> i used to live there
38:00 <doctor> oh, jurien bay is out of the 1850s era now?
38:00 <dematerialised> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> nah its not
38:00 <dematerialised> its still firmly there
38:00 <couleurs> i spoke to girls on irc once and told them i play FiFa 
38:00 <doctor> yeah, same with any rural city in WA
38:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
38:00 <Serenity> no idea
38:00 <Serenity> im bored
38:00 <amelia> ok cereals you need to back off
38:00 <amelia> fifafuck
38:00 <couleurs> Black Off.
38:00 <couleurs> whoa
38:00 <Serenity> ooo ohhh
38:00 <dematerialised> getting all racial up in here
38:00 <dematerialised> watch out
38:00 <dematerialised> MARTIN LUTHER KING
38:00 <dematerialised> MARTIN LUTHER KING!
38:00 <amelia> ok friends again dw
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol couleurs
39:00 <Immutable> what kind of name is bryson...
39:00 <dematerialised> i spent all weekend doing inland south-west
39:00 <dematerialised> all the tiny country towns
39:00 <dematerialised> and like
39:00 <dematerialised> one phone line
39:00 <Immutable> who the fuck names their kid bryson
39:00 <doctor> does FiFa have grils?
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Immutable its a faggit name
39:00 <Immutable> um thanks that's my name
39:00 <couleurs> it does now
39:00 <dematerialised> Dr Immutable Jones
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> rekt
39:00 <Immutable> I am tonnes offended
39:00 <dematerialised> PHd
39:00 <couleurs> No Pepperoni :P
39:00 <dematerialised> no chill
40:00 <Immutable> wish I had a phd....
40:00 <doctor> I might get it so I can stalk a few of them over xbox live
40:00 <Immutable> then I could sleep with 18 year old girls
40:00 <Immutable> its basically like a license to do that
40:00 <dematerialised> i dont have a phd and i sleep with 15 year old girls
40:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
40:00 <dematerialised> no i dont
40:00 <dematerialised> who are you
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you don't know me
40:00 <dematerialised> in rockingham they sleep with 11 year old girls
40:00 <Immutable> ashleighxtrinity, I don't
40:00 <dematerialised> and they sure as fuck didnt finish high school
40:00 <Clarkson> forrest gump , fucking carrying dan like a fucking sheldon version of the terminator running like a computer program, a machine
40:00 <doctor> 15 is a bit young, 16 is base age for me
40:00 <couleurs> who's every1s favourite tv personality mine is rove mcanus
40:00 <dematerialised> gosh that's a hard question
40:00 <dematerialised> i don't watch tv
40:00 <Serenity> chu talkin about ese
41:00 <dematerialised> for the record i've never actually touched a 15 year old
41:00 <dematerialised> 18 is the youngest i've gone
41:00 <doctor> 16 their bodies are mature enough but minds obviously not
41:00 <Serenity> wtf
41:00 <doctor> i did, but I was 15 at the time
41:00 <doctor> it was also another dude, so I dont know if that counts
41:00 <dematerialised> im gonna have to do with darryl sommers
41:00 <Serenity> ew
41:00 <amelia> ok mine is agro
41:00 <dematerialised> agro is a reasonable choice
42:00 <doctor> lol, i love making the chat go silent
42:00 <Immutable> yeah I regret changing the subject
42:00 <TheRiddler> there was a girl 16 that was into me last year but I didn
42:00 <Immutable> what about japanese robot waifus 
42:00 <TheRiddler> err
42:00 <doctor> that's out future, yeah
42:00 <amelia> he such a jerk
42:00 <amelia> and i like that
42:00 <Serenity> that guy from that thing
42:00 <dematerialised> he got to see up anne-maries skirt
42:00 <dematerialised> more than once
42:00 <amelia> ohhhh dat guy
42:00 <Serenity> loll
43:00 <doctor> our
43:00 <Immutable> I know
43:00 <amelia> how old are you ash
43:00 <TheRiddler> 31
43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> oh we talking ages? ill just be quiet noe
43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> now
43:00 <simba> ash is jennifer garner in suddenly 30
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
43:00 <Immutable> rofl
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <couleurs> lmao
43:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
43:00 <couleurs> :P
43:00 <couleurs> Say Hi to Your Mum, For Me :P
43:00 <simba>  Stove Live
44:00 <dematerialised> :p
44:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXx7LZdrqHE
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIE ANTWOORD - BABY'S ON FIRE Video Views: 1,700,428 Uploader: Neon Kush Uploaded: Aug 27, 2012 Duration: 6m56s Rating: 4.49
44:00 <dematerialised> stovepipe your sister
44:00 <simba> the launching pad for australias funniest man peter hellier
44:00 <Serenity> omg i remember thar say hi to your mum thing...
44:00 <Serenity> was he being rude?? lol
44:00 <dematerialised> of course he was
45:00 <dematerialised> this music video is a re-enactment of daily rockingham life
45:00 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
45:00 <dematerialised> good evening
45:00 <dematerialised> how are you
45:00 <Serenity> i never thought about it until now
45:00 <couleurs> that's why his wife got cancer and died
45:00 <dematerialised> rodney rude rove
45:00 <Serenity> :/
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <amelia> cereals has a cancer fetish
46:00 <TheRiddler> wtf that girl with the blonde hair looks like the girl from chappie
46:00 <dematerialised> thats because it is the girl from chappie
46:00 <dematerialised> you god damn pillock
46:00 <TheRiddler> really?
46:00 <dematerialised> yes lol
46:00 <dematerialised> die antwoord are in the movie
46:00 <dematerialised> they are the main characters
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
46:00 <dematerialised> i do too
46:00 <amelia> wheres dat SKiNNY TaYLoR pic
46:00 <dematerialised> you know all they wanna do before they die is get laid
46:00 <couleurs> do not
46:00 <dematerialised> just like old people
46:00 <couleurs> i don't know what you're talking about
46:00 <dematerialised> are you denying these allegations?
46:00 <dematerialised> in the face of irrefutable proof?
46:00 <Serenity> wtf is skinny Taylor
47:00 <dematerialised> sausages mashed spud and vegies
47:00 <dematerialised> grew up on that
47:00 <Mx_Trump> wheres matthew?
47:00 <amelia> he's doin a picard
47:00 <simba> saying hi to ur mum isnt rude
47:00 <amelia> go change your fb profile why don't you cereals
47:00 <simba> back streets back or right
47:00 <Serenity> confuzed
48:00 <dematerialised> who cares
48:00 <ashleighxtrinity> gnight
48:00 <dematerialised> nini
48:00 <Mx_Trump> Picard cares, hes horny
48:00 <dematerialised> i know
48:00 <dematerialised> he saw my pic
48:00 <TheRiddler> night ashleighxtrinity
48:00 <dematerialised> he's been silent ever since
48:00 <dematerialised> i think he's rubbing a few out right now
48:00 <dematerialised> confuzzled
48:00 <couleurs> HeEHhehaha
48:00 <BlackDevil> Backstreet's back, alright ...
48:00 <dematerialised> dun, dun da dun dun dun
48:00 <dematerialised> dun, dun da dun, dun
49:00 <Immutable> I think he's making love to some beautiful woman
49:00 <dematerialised> he wishes he was
49:00 <dematerialised> his wife finds him repulsive
49:00 <Immutable> and we're just being sore
49:00 <Floss> ohhhyeah
49:00 <simba> S T F U
49:00 <Serenity> no m8
49:00 <Floss> i love the dances
49:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (Official Video) Views: 52,466,314 Uploader: BackstreetBoysVEVO Uploaded: May 25, 2011 Duration: 6m1s Rating: 4.85
49:00 <dematerialised> get your groove on
49:00 <dematerialised> ladies and gents
49:00 <Floss> doing rain drizzle hands down the face
50:00 <Immutable> and not making robot waifus
50:00 <dematerialised> hehe
50:00 <dematerialised> a robot waifu would be cool
50:00 <Immutable> I KNOW RIGHT
50:00 <Immutable> I would never have to iron again
50:00 <dematerialised> all the attachment and none of the bullshit
50:00 <Immutable> fucking hate ironing
50:00 <Serenity> getcha getcha grove on - Fred Durst
50:00 <dematerialised> i like limp bizkit
50:00 <dematerialised> and linkin park
50:00 <dematerialised> gfy
50:00 <amelia> i used to love Brian from backstreet boys
50:00 <Serenity> i like them ok
50:00 <Serenity> eadyfclaf
50:00 <amelia> B-Rok
50:00 <Floss> lol denim overalls
51:00 <simba> dematerialised you should be gay with ShadowLurker and have fat gay sex to a nu metal soundtrack
51:00 <dematerialised> no ty
51:00 <dematerialised> im celibate
51:00 <dematerialised> i took an oath
51:00 <amsy> :(
52:00 <Picard> that feels better, finally stopped throwing up
52:00 <dematerialised> throated too deep?
52:00 <Picard> dematerialised no more pics thanks dude.
52:00 <dematerialised> oh someone is sore
52:00 <Immutable> dematerialised, ....
52:00 <Immutable> its you
52:00 <dematerialised> how are you gentlemen
52:00 <dematerialised> all your base are belong to us
52:00 <simba> :(
52:00 <Floss> he bangs his car
52:00 <Picard> simba
52:00 <amelia> frow your hands up in da air
52:00 <simba> yes 
52:00 <Floss> its a bit michael jackson hey
53:00 <dematerialised> hah hah hah
53:00 <dematerialised> you have no chance to survive make your time
53:00 <simba> i feel asleep
53:00 <Picard> feel?
53:00 <simba> <Picard> that feels better, finally stopped throwing up - did u try those horse drugs again
53:00 <Picard> nuh simba 
53:00 <simba> ok Picard
53:00 <Picard> i test them on my wife
53:00 <Serenity> bit rude champ settle ur fkn dik
54:00 <Picard> kills her no one would care
54:00 <simba> zany
54:00 <dematerialised> we're animaniacs!
54:00 <Floss> :o
55:00 <simba> pwn2e
56:00 <dematerialised> e-pwned
57:00 <simba> Picard is an alien
57:00 <dematerialised> he's anal ien
58:00 <Immutable> man you guys are dickheads
58:00 <faux> aomgsh
58:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/lrOmDzwvE7Y
58:00 <faux> wow
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "One Last Time" - Ariana Grande [AXI WILD COVER] Views: 12,179 Uploader: AXI WILD Uploaded: Oct 18, 2015 Duration: 2m25s Rating: 5.00
58:00 <dematerialised> hardly
58:00 <dematerialised> picard is just a large, soft target
58:00 <dematerialised> very large
58:00 <dematerialised> the guy on the right is gay
58:00 <Clarkson> my nan cooks scary shit
58:00 <faux> y u so judgy tonight
58:00 <faux> judgy mcjudgerson
58:00 <dematerialised> what!
58:00 <simba> Immutable are u new here
58:00 <dematerialised> that wasnt judgy
58:00 <dematerialised> just saying
59:00 <dematerialised> he can sing though
59:00 <faux> his voice is incredsies
59:00 <dematerialised> gosh
59:00 <dematerialised> MY OPINIONS ARE JUST AS VALID AS YOURS OKAY!>!>
59:00 <faux> but theyre really not
59:00 <faux> :D
59:00 <dematerialised> fag
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <dematerialised> jk
59:00 <Picard> ummm no its not. you're a flog
00:00 <Picard> simba is not a flog.
00:00 <dematerialised> correct he's a fag
00:00 <Clarkson> You sure you want your rectum stretched again?
00:00 <dematerialised> HAHA
00:00 <Picard> no
00:00 <Picard> unconformed
00:00 <Immutable> I do
00:00 <Picard> unconfirmed*
01:00 <dematerialised> im happy to accept it as demonstrable fact
01:00 <Mx_Trump> where is amsy pig?
01:00 <Picard> how do u now?
01:00 <Picard> know*
02:00 <doctor> youre a grub brett
02:00 <dematerialised> oh its bretty
02:00 <simba> soz
02:00 <doctor> soz not soz
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> oops wrong window
02:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/m2yVElb.jpg
03:00 <dematerialised> you're forgiven
03:00 <faux> couleurs and xm irl
03:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/gmsKUUZZ64Y
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kpop Meets â€œHotline Blingâ€ : DEAN Acoustic Cover Views: 10,695 Uploader: getmusicasia Uploaded: Nov 7, 2015 Duration: 2m9s Rating: 4.95
03:00 <occie78> lol coueurs
03:00 <occie78> coleurs
03:00 <occie78> couleurs
03:00 <occie78> fk me can you update your nick to something easier
04:00 <Serenity> was that mentalson
04:00 <simba> r u divorced from ur mothers kids Picard
04:00 <Serenity> hehe my phone has mentalson in its dictionary
04:00 <simba> Dont No
04:00 <Picard> simba are u ok?
04:00 <Trevor> call him to say hi, prehaps offer some sexual satisfaction
04:00 <couleurs> you wish
04:00 <couleurs> i'm not that kind of girl
04:00 <couleurs> -- dematerialised 
04:00 <Picard> simba
05:00 <dematerialised> also foxy im not judging, that girl was legitimately obese, i have nothing against fat women
05:00 <dematerialised> my first gf was a land whale
05:00 <dematerialised> but she got better
05:00 <faux> that girl is me irl
05:00 <dematerialised> its not lol
05:00 <faux> lolll
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ImpQCPS.jpg
05:00 <dematerialised> honey you know it
05:00 <couleurs> lol use the ladder cow, the ladder!!!!
05:00 <couleurs> moo
05:00 <couleurs> --- cow
06:00 <amelia> ...it is
06:00 <dematerialised> it's not
06:00 <dematerialised> dont try to trick me you filthy hobbitses
06:00 <amelia> thats her & xm hanging out
06:00 <Serenity> its me irl tho so ead
06:00 <couleurs> that definitely tweet of the year ok
06:00 <couleurs> DaNK_TWeeT
06:00 <dematerialised> #WoRLDSTaR
07:00 <dematerialised> i swer amelia i will fight you so hard
07:00 <amelia> i will kickbox your head in
07:00 <dematerialised> i will aikido you into the nearest hard surface
07:00 <dematerialised> motherfucker
07:00 <Serenity> id actually pay to watch that
07:00 <Picard> lol as if fat chics can get their legs that high amelia
08:00 <amelia> i will push you in mud
08:00 <dematerialised> i will sexily take off my bra
08:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
08:00 <amelia> fuck up you pink faced yellow toother mother fucker
08:00 <Clarkson> Daniel is the bringer of misery and hell
08:00 <Serenity> amelia isnt fat?
08:00 <amelia> brush your teeth you fat dirty fuck
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <Picard> lol
08:00 <Picard> angry little beast
08:00 <Trevor> excuse me criminals perhaps you can assist in a crime... how can i activate office 2013 in windows 10
08:00 <dematerialised> KMSActivator
08:00 <dematerialised> sail the sease
08:00 <faux> by closin irc forever
08:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/y4eRyMd
09:00 <Immutable> what the shit are we talking about now?
09:00 <Immutable> oh whatever faux
09:00 <Serenity> who knows
09:00 <dematerialised> picard being fat, me and amelia mud wrestling, and software activation
09:00 <faux> what
09:00 <Serenity> i think im having a death experience
09:00 <faux> i was responding to Trevor 
09:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
09:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, url plz
09:00 <dematerialised> nah
09:00 <Picard> bye
09:00 <dematerialised> then i'd be facilitating a crime
09:00 <Serenity> www.google.com
10:00 <dematerialised> BYe PiCaRD
10:00 <dematerialised> spekaing of leaving i need to fill my fat face
11:00 <Immutable> its a war against fat people on irc
11:00 <dematerialised> nah
11:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/8qFTNH5
11:00 <dematerialised> story of my life
11:00 <couleurs> hehehheh no boner
11:00 <dematerialised> it's a tough life being a skelly
12:00 <dematerialised> just very obese people
12:00 <dematerialised> like picard
12:00 <Immutable> that's me!
12:00 <dematerialised> and matty
12:00 <Serenity> :(
12:00 <dematerialised> im not quite very obese
12:00 <dematerialised> but i am obese
12:00 <dematerialised> i have formidable man tits
12:00 <simba> pix
12:00 <amsy> lol @ the grinch
12:00 <couleurs> thank u
12:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/03x2YR4.jpg
13:00 <faux> moobz
13:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/lRkCrqU
13:00 <dematerialised> flashing some nip
13:00 <dematerialised> ;)
13:00 <Trevor> hmm
14:00 <Immutable> IMGUR IS BUSY!
14:00 <Immutable> fuck my life
14:00 <Trevor> "microsoft toolkit" might work
14:00 <dematerialised> imgur is always busy
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah taco
14:00 <Immutable> I wanted to see your nip
14:00 <dematerialised> that's what i use
14:00 <faux> before i have a panic attack
14:00 <faux> are those purple bags rubbish
14:00 <Trevor> last one i tried though was a virus
14:00 <Serenity> do you knoe what
14:00 <dematerialised> no faux
14:00 <faux> phew
14:00 <Trevor> but it showed me some porn so I fapped and then had a nap, so it was kind of ok
14:00 <Serenity> ive got more than one of your tit pics on my computer. .. 
14:00 <dematerialised> thats an old pic anyway
14:00 <faux> idc
14:00 <dematerialised> like different house and everything
14:00 <faux> as long as its not rubbish 
14:00 <faux> we cool
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Serenity> lolll
14:00 <amsy> put it on your christmas wishlist
14:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
14:00 <couleurs> luke i am your shower
14:00 <couleurs> SPOILERS
15:00 <Serenity> faux died just then
15:00 <faux> lma
15:00 <faux> o
15:00 <Trevor> faux
15:00 <Trevor> can you plz not be a total bitch for like 5 minutes ok
15:00 <dematerialised> if memory serves it was lever arch files
15:00 <dematerialised> because i had nowhere to put them
15:00 <simba> luke i am a fairy godmother
16:00 <Immutable> faux is too hot for the internet
16:00 <couleurs> is that a room or a walk in wardrobe idgi
16:00 <Immutable> fact
16:00 <dematerialised> nah room
16:00 <dematerialised> was tiny
16:00 <faux> you love my gut Immutable
16:00 <faux> sif deny it
16:00 <Immutable> I am in love with it
16:00 <faux> phew
16:00 <dematerialised> however that hanger rack was very handy
16:00 <dematerialised> you can see all my professional suits
16:00 <dematerialised> and business clothes
16:00 <dematerialised> because im a business man
16:00 <Serenity> pimp suits
16:00 <couleurs> here's $5, go see a star war
16:00 <couleurs> --- tv show
17:00 <dematerialised> gotta keep that pimp hand strong
17:00 <Immutable> I should really sleep
17:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, is that you in that pic?
17:00 <dematerialised> of course it is
17:00 <dematerialised> why would i post pics of someone else
17:00 <Trevor> if yes, take out the fucking garbage
18:00 <Clarkson> this better be boobs
18:00 <Trevor> stop being a lazy cunt
18:00 <Serenity> omg
18:00 <dematerialised> catch up
18:00 <Serenity> read the fucking convo taco you dickhead
18:00 <Clarkson> i had jus t woken up and you cunts were still awake
18:00 <dematerialised> you owe me an apology
18:00 <Trevor> oh ok sorry
18:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:00 <couleurs> some1 activate Trevor's Office already so his IRC is @ 0ms lag cos rite now he at 666ms LOSER
19:00 <Serenity> simba is on a roll today
19:00 <dematerialised> i call bullshit on it being 21 at the moment
19:00 <dematerialised> my back sweat says its at least 30
19:00 <amelia> no
19:00 <amelia> thats all the fuckin red rooster
19:00 <Clarkson> when i fart lucie says 'GROSS!' its like southpark when stan throws up
19:00 <amelia> leaking out your body
19:00 <dematerialised> do you have a problem with my diet amelia
19:00 <dematerialised> have you got something to say
19:00 <dematerialised> do you
19:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/GqbP5Te.jpg
19:00 <couleurs> me
19:00 <dematerialised> "A MALE witch who hypnotised two 15-year-old girls and then prostituted and abused them has lost his bid to vary his supervision order."
19:00 <dematerialised> what
20:00 <dematerialised> huh
20:00 <Trevor> red rooster and their cock rolls yum
20:00 <amelia> i think i jus said it
20:00 <dematerialised> cock rolls are delightful
20:00 <dematerialised> the gravy ones are even better
20:00 <Serenity> hahajajjasmakjd
20:00 <milk> anyone here on the Moar Diet?
20:00 <amelia> picard likes cock in his rolls
20:00 <amelia> dats all i got
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <dematerialised> it was a worthy effort
20:00 <Trevor> most the rooster sluts get shitty if you ask for a cock roll
20:00 <BlackDevil> at least he tried
20:00 <couleurs> bye ocie79
20:00 <couleurs> occcie77
20:00 <couleurs> occie78
20:00 <couleurs> fkn change ya nick
20:00 <thestig> loll
21:00 <Trevor> esp if you wink
21:00 <dematerialised> also jk those bags are rubbish
21:00 <dematerialised> i just wanted faux to be ok
21:00 <dematerialised> i am concerned for her health
21:00 <faux> omg
21:00 <faux> r u fucking kidding me
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <faux> seriously
21:00 <faux> ur a grub and i h8 u
21:00 <dematerialised> someone call the doctor
21:00 <dematerialised> faux is about to explode
21:00 <faux> need ro scrub mself
21:00 <faux> ITS NOT FUNNY
22:00 <faux> Im about to cry
22:00 <dematerialised> the purple bags smell nice
22:00 <Trevor> well that was dumb... i was sitting there waiting for this activation thing to happen... i read
22:00 <faux> why do u have rubbis  in ur roomnear ur clotes
22:00 <Trevor> ----------------------------------------
22:00 <Trevor> Attempting To Activate Microsoft Office
22:00 <Trevor> Attempting to Activate OfficeProPlusVL_KMS_Client
22:00 <Trevor> about 5 min later I scroll down to read
22:00 <faux> i hope fruit flies eat ur skin in ur slee
22:00 <faux> p
22:00 <dematerialised> HAH
22:00 <faux> phew
22:00 <dematerialised> i actually snorted
22:00 <TheRiddler> that image must be popular because I got an over capacity result by clicking it
22:00 <dematerialised> god dammit simba
22:00 <faux> simbs 2 da rescue
22:00 <faux> what image
22:00 <dematerialised> the image of my tits
22:00 <Trevor> <Product activation successful>
22:00 <couleurs> i never knew you could be a male witch 
22:00 <Immutable> lost a kilo today
22:00 <couleurs> is that what they do
23:00 <Clarkson> it is like fucking pocket money to them.
23:00 <dematerialised> duh
23:00 <Trevor> ----------------------------------------
23:00 <dematerialised> well
23:00 <dematerialised> a tit
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:00 <TheRiddler> whip it out
23:00 <dematerialised> also amelia if somewhere delivered tasty filling salad bowls
23:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:00 <dematerialised> i'd order that instead
23:00 <dematerialised> but they dont
23:00 <amsy> and stay out
23:00 <amelia> lies
23:00 <dematerialised> no lies
23:00 <amelia> you can get yummy vietnamese salad
23:00 <amelia> fresh
23:00 <dematerialised> i'd eat healthier if it were convenient
23:00 <dematerialised> <couleurs> i never knew you could be a male witch 
23:00 <dematerialised> a gay male witch fucked my ex girlfriend
23:00 <dematerialised> dont trust them
23:00 <couleurs> whoa
23:00 <dematerialised> apparently he could see a pink chakra connecting them
24:00 <amelia> meat
24:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't red rooster do salad bowls
24:00 <amelia> crunchy
24:00 <TheRiddler> now
24:00 <amelia> yummm
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah but not filling enough for me TheRiddler
24:00 <Serenity> it is convenient lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> maccas does
24:00 <dematerialised> i'd just end up either ordering two of them
24:00 <faux> www.menulog.com.au
24:00 <dematerialised> or going back for burgers
24:00 <Serenity> its not filling because you need to retrain your body how to consume food
24:00 <faux> im sure somethingdoes healthy 
24:00 <faux> on there
24:00 <dematerialised> not really
24:00 <faux> grilled fush n seled
24:00 <dematerialised> he was just talkign about his dick
25:00 <dematerialised> its all indian/chinese/fish and chips around here
25:00 <dematerialised> i live in boganville
25:00 <TheRiddler> k bru
25:00 <Serenity> you can go buy a roast beef from coles for $12
25:00 <Serenity> roasted potatoes n shit 
25:00 <dematerialised>  you can go
25:00 <dematerialised> from coles
25:00 <dematerialised> what are these
25:00 <dematerialised> :P
25:00 <faux> [23:24] * Starting conversation with Trevor
25:00 <faux> [23:24] <Trevor> [23:15:21] <Trevor> can you plz not be a total bitch for like 5 minutes ok
25:00 <faux> [23:24] <Trevor> I suppose you did last 7 minutes
25:00 <faux> [23:24] <Trevor> thanks buddy
25:00 <faux> [23:25] <faux> yw
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <Serenity> a cooked one you lazy turd
25:00 <dematerialised> he should take it on the chin
25:00 <dematerialised> like his dads cum
25:00 <Clarkson> it doesnt do shit
25:00 <faux> like ya mum
25:00 <faux> oh
25:00 <couleurs> 1 of my ex gfs was a white witch and then she became a stripper 
25:00 <Immutable> hahahaha
26:00 <dematerialised> oh snap
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <dematerialised> cooked as in i can walk out the door and eat it?
26:00 <faux> yes
26:00 <dematerialised> or like i have to go home and put it in the microwave?
26:00 <faux> i said that before
26:00 <faux> fuck
26:00 <Serenity> yes
26:00 <Serenity> no its cooked and hot
26:00 <faux> i said woolies has whole cooked chickens for $10
26:00 <Serenity> you lazy mother fucker
26:00 <faux> NO ONE LISTENS TO ME
26:00 <TheRiddler> they do hot nuggets too
26:00 <dematerialised> i was listening to you faux :(
26:00 <Serenity> im talking about beefs
26:00 <Immutable> I'm a wizard you can tell by my popped collar
26:00 <couleurs> now she's almost an escort aka "dating coach"
26:00 <dematerialised> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> i have the memory of a goldfish
27:00 <TheRiddler> but they're a bit bland
27:00 <dematerialised> actually worse thana  goldfish
27:00 <dematerialised> im old
27:00 <TheRiddler> need some sauce
27:00 <TheRiddler> dematerialised is dory
27:00 <faux> wooles even do salads now
27:00 <faux> straight out the deli
27:00 <dematerialised> i am literally dory
27:00 <Serenity> yuh
28:00 <Serenity> theres so much you can do
28:00 <Serenity> our woolies does roast veg
28:00 <dematerialised> effort
28:00 <faux>  
28:00 <TheRiddler> do they do hot pies too
28:00 <faux> YOURE NOT DOING ANYTHING
28:00 <faux> except eating it
28:00 <faux> u uk
28:00 <faux> fuk
28:00 <Clarkson> open that pussy
28:00 <Serenity> nah ash but our iga does like home made ones
28:00 <Serenity> quiche n shit too
28:00 <Clarkson> ur fucking pathetic
28:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah iga is good for somethings
28:00 <faux> rde Clarkson 
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Clarkson> lol 1 dislikes was me being a cunt
28:00 <faux> shes not that bad
28:00 <faux> oh
28:00 <dematerialised> it sounds more complicated than driving to reddies and me handing them a credit card and them handing me a bag of food
28:00 <dematerialised> tbh
28:00 <TheRiddler> the iga here does fresh donuts
28:00 <couleurs> i'm not even joking
28:00 <dematerialised> i believe it
29:00 <faux> yeah well theres no drivethru woolies
29:00 <dematerialised> if there was
29:00 <dematerialised> we wouldnt be having this discussion
29:00 <faux> ehehe i farded
29:00 <dematerialised> !
29:00 <Serenity> in the end its up to you lol you wont stay healthy forever
29:00 <faux> agreed
29:00 <faux> but no one can change u but urself
29:00 <dematerialised> exactly
29:00 <dematerialised> and im not afraid of dying
29:00 <dematerialised> so
29:00 <faux> YOU ARE THE ONLY INGREDIENT U NEED 2 CHANGE UR LIFE
29:00 <dematerialised> where's the motivation
29:00 <dematerialised> lol
29:00 <couleurs> :))))))
29:00 <Picard> who's the bitch now
29:00 <Clarkson> annoys my penis
29:00 <dematerialised> Picard why do you do this to yourself
29:00 <dematerialised> please stop
29:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Still you Picard :P
29:00 <Picard> u are my bitch
29:00 <dematerialised> Picard got owned by TheRiddler
30:00 <amelia> its all gud when you're younger
30:00 <Serenity> it terrified me to have health complications caused by ny shit habits hence why im doing what i am  now
30:00 <dematerialised> im not terrified
30:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you can order them online for front service pickup
30:00 <amelia> but as you get older
30:00 <dematerialised> im fat and i have a bad back and i dont have kids
30:00 <dematerialised> i have nothing to worry about
30:00 <dematerialised> lol
30:00 <amelia> your body won't be healthy enough
30:00 <faux> yeah click and collect
30:00 <Serenity> ywah im 30 next year. time is against ne
30:00 <faux> actually they do that
30:00 <Serenity> and i wanna be hot for my 3oth
30:00 <amelia> you will be fucked
30:00 <faux> u order shit online
30:00 <faux> and u just walk in store
30:00 <faux> and pick em up
30:00 <amelia> i bet you even smell lile fast food
30:00 <faux> lol encouraging his bad habits
30:00 <Picard> i did?
30:00 <Picard> how did the dude half my age with a bowling ball head own me? 
30:00 <couleurs> lol i love how Picard starts to question things when he's in trouble
30:00 <dematerialised> indeed
31:00 <dematerialised> nah
31:00 <dematerialised> i smell nice
31:00 <Serenity> people who eat a lot of fast food smell fishy
31:00 <TheRiddler> is that a bad thing tho lol
31:00 <amelia> be like oh i can smell KFC oh wait its you
31:00 <Immutable> Serenity, you're my age
31:00 <Immutable> fuck that
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol fishy
31:00 <Immutable> don't you have like 50 kids?
31:00 <faux> i cant be judgy i guess i was like him once
31:00 <Serenity> what the fuck
31:00 <dematerialised> and green hair
31:00 <TheRiddler> what if he tastes like fast food too
31:00 <faux> its uo to u when u wanna change
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Serenity> whybdoes everyone think i have a million kids
31:00 <simba> cos ur our mom
31:00 <faux> justhope its not after something drastic 
31:00 <TheRiddler> it's 7 n 9 dads
31:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAH green hair
31:00 <Picard> and you, all i can do is lol
31:00 <couleurs> lol
32:00 <Serenity> thats right
32:00 <Serenity> 7 kids is fuck all
32:00 <Clarkson> i'd have to know her to tell if she is a biggest bitch
32:00 <dematerialised> faux i have literally no reason to change my habits
32:00 <Serenity> besides death
32:00 <dematerialised> im more than happy to do so given the right reason and motivation
32:00 <faux> yeah thats what im saying
32:00 <simba> u r unhappy
32:00 <faux> i hope u dont decide tochabge after something bad
32:00 <dematerialised> i will die anyway lol sezz, thats not a reason
32:00 <dematerialised> and im far from unhappy
32:00 <Serenity> thats sad
32:00 <dematerialised> im rich and eating whatever the fuck i want
32:00 <dematerialised> lol
32:00 <Immutable> sounds like the end of a song
33:00 <faux> buy me wine u tightass
33:00 <dematerialised> fuck you i asked for your address like 8 times
33:00 <Serenity> also i almost dropped my fucking wedding ring in the toilet
33:00 <amelia> no you will put 10kgs on
33:00 <Serenity> hnngg
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> its not sad sezz
33:00 <dematerialised> i have nothing left i feel i have to acheive
33:00 <TheRiddler> there's 2 wedding rings
33:00 <TheRiddler> :p
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/CPIPTPD.jpg
33:00 <Immutable> all I can do is lol
33:00 <couleurs> me right now
33:00 <Immutable> taylor swift...
34:00 <Serenity> well i feel sad that you dont feel the need to live longer
34:00 <amelia> if you were that rich you could get a home chef to cook for yo lazy ass
34:00 <dematerialised> i could
34:00 <faux> hire me a chef
34:00 <dematerialised> my friend offers to do it
34:00 <amelia> not eat shitty take out everyday
34:00 <faux> and ill give u my addreddd
34:00 <Serenity> me2
34:00 <faux> ss
34:00 <dematerialised> but i think paying friend sfor shit i should do myself is stupid
34:00 <faux> for eine
34:00 <faux> wine
34:00 <dematerialised> and non sincere
34:00 <faux> but u dot do it urself
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> because i dont have to
34:00 <faux> fair enough
34:00 <amelia> so hire a non friend chef
34:00 <dematerialised> kelly clarkson
34:00 <Clarkson> u sick cunt StrykerX
35:00 <faux> hire manu
35:00 <faux> for me
35:00 <amelia> hire gordon ramsay
35:00 <Serenity> id kill to be able to eat a massive burged right now tho
35:00 <dematerialised> i've considered it a few times
35:00 <amelia> you so rich you can afford its
35:00 <TheRiddler> just craigs list for a topless girl that cooks n cleans
35:00 <dematerialised> just wondering whether it's worth it
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <amelia> excuses
35:00 <dematerialised> lol TheRiddler my friend told me to do exactly that
35:00 <faux> and kill his wife so i can bone him 
35:00 <Serenity> of course its worth it
35:00 <amelia> yoi would tap gordon?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol cragslist *shudders*
35:00 <amelia> jeezus
35:00 <TheRiddler> I think there was 1 on there in sydney
35:00 <Serenity> if only for the fact you feel better.  you dont eveb realise how shit you feel until you stop
35:00 <faux> no
35:00 <faux> manu
35:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt tap gordon ramsey
35:00 <faux> u fuk
35:00 <faux> learn 2 read
36:00 <dematerialised> i'd love for him to scream abuse at me all day though
36:00 <amelia> his face is that wrinkly imagine his balls
36:00 <TheRiddler> that was probably a year ago
36:00 <dematerialised> it'd be great
36:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhhh
36:00 <faux> lolllll s aggressive
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <faux> full bash amelia
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
36:00 <faux> I SAID MANU FUCK
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah sezz i know
36:00 <amelia> ahaahahhahah
36:00 <dematerialised> but again
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF are you peeps discussing
36:00 <dematerialised> how is that gonna compare when ive got a fucked back lol
36:00 <amelia> faux & gordon sitting in a tree
36:00 <Serenity> your back will feel better
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <Serenity> because theres less weight
36:00 <faux> j e g g i n g
36:00 <TheRiddler> gordon who?
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least he'd make awesome food
36:00 <dematerialised> not really
36:00 <Serenity> ask doodle about that
36:00 <dematerialised> the disease has nthign to do with my weight
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> the sex would be questionable 
36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wDvgQV3.jpg
37:00 <faux> is it degenerative
37:00 <dematerialised> yep
37:00 <faux> yah my mum has that :(
37:00 <faux> and shes like
37:00 <faux> 50lg
37:00 <faux> kg
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <dematerialised> like, it'd help releive pressure, but that's gonna be nothign compared to the fact i still cant walk without pain for more than 500m
37:00 <Serenity> it doesnt help tho
37:00 <Serenity> is what im saying
37:00 <faux> sez
37:00 <couleurs> we beat Picard
37:00 <couleurs> he didn't even say goodnight
38:00 <Serenity> khello
38:00 <faux> imagine someone teling us all this stuff
38:00 <faux> when we werent ready
38:00 <Serenity> yeah i get it
38:00 <faux> id be ike stfu
38:00 <Serenity> i really do
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> even though we are tryijg to help
38:00 <Serenity> id be telling us to fuck off by now
38:00 <dematerialised> i dont tell people to stfu for providing good advice
38:00 <faux> its prob annoying to someone
38:00 <dematerialised> its not annoying either
38:00 <faux> whodoesnt want to change
38:00 <Serenity> i cant help it these days lol i just want other peolle to feel as good as i do
38:00 <dematerialised> we beat him no harder than he beats his wife
38:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler you pwned Picard twice and you weren't even here
38:00 <dematerialised> that's impressive
39:00 <Serenity> #cliche
39:00 <dematerialised> #betterliving
39:00 <faux> yeah
39:00 <faux> i agreed
39:00 <screws> lol thats a joke right
39:00 <dematerialised> #fitnessfriday
39:00 <Serenity> eryday
39:00 <couleurs> #getfit #getbuff #fitbuff
39:00 <dematerialised> #healthy #fitness #gym #bods #crossfit
39:00 <couleurs> agreed.
39:00 <Immutable> can't believe you guys are jealous of Picard
40:00 <Serenity> faux i just did a compare pic side on of me
40:00 <dematerialised> oh and the worst
40:00 <Serenity> you can helll see a diff
40:00 <dematerialised> #yum
40:00 <faux> yeah?
40:00 <faux> show
40:00 <faux> if u feel comf
40:00 <couleurs> #pray4abs
40:00 <faux> lol 
40:00 <Serenity> i show on whatsapp. my before is pre bad tho
40:00 <dematerialised> cant be worse than me atm
40:00 <faux> no judgment here
40:00 <dematerialised> at least i dont ahve stretchmarks anymore
40:00 <dematerialised> i think you need to go look up the definition of jealous
40:00 <Immutable> so sad
40:00 <Immutable> tears of sadness are falling for you
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Serenity> my stomach is a rd map from pregnancy haha
41:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> you should point it out to the kids and tell them "this is what you fucks did to me"
42:00 <Clarkson> but your a dum bitch now
42:00 <Serenity> hahah it was all from lil
42:00 <Serenity> i put on 35kg with her
42:00 <Immutable> she was your 49th baby
43:00 <amelia> SHOW @ AMELIA
43:00 <dematerialised> amelia u r so disrespectful
43:00 <amelia> i know
43:00 <dematerialised> i love it
43:00 <Serenity> i dum fink so
43:00 <amelia> and i also don't give a fuck
43:00 <amelia> show me before n aftah
43:00 <Immutable> all the angels are crying and all the demons are laughing
43:00 <Immutable> so sad
44:00 <dematerialised> i want a girlfriend that i can sic onto people like a ravenous pitbull that hasnt eaten in a week
44:00 <dematerialised> go forth my minion
44:00 <Serenity> dude you shredded me for a tit pic lol im. not showing you my fat
44:00 <Immutable> I want a robot waifu who irons
44:00 <Clarkson> your cock in yuor hand more like it
44:00 <simba> u need 2 play pokemon
44:00 <dematerialised> if i played pokemon i'd have a girlfriend
44:00 <amelia> your future gf prob wants a nice home cooked meal m8
44:00 <dematerialised> my future girlfriend can get fucked
44:00 <Immutable> all you can do is lol
45:00 <dematerialised> she'd be the one cooking
45:00 <amelia> ahahahaahhahaha
45:00 <amelia> touchè
45:00 <dematerialised> and i'd appreciate it
45:00 <simba> actually does the accent e
45:00 <faux> can someone carry me 2 pee
45:00 <dematerialised> amelia is a stickler for detail
45:00 <faux> cbf walking
45:00 <faux> plus me knee hurts 
45:00 <faux> tysm
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://perth.craigslist.com.au/crg/5292032290.html
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Immutable> amelia is autism gone super sayan times infinity
45:00 <Serenity> now faux has seen me almost naked haha
46:00 <dematerialised> ty TheRiddler
46:00 <Immutable> she will pwn you
46:00 <faux> :D
46:00 <dematerialised> oh wait
46:00 <dematerialised> um
46:00 <faux> i have and ur looking awesome
46:00 <faux> for reals
46:00 <faux> can def see a diff
46:00 <simba> jelouse
46:00 <dematerialised> no harm in asking i suppose TheRiddler haha
46:00 <dematerialised> this is what you get for your disrespect amelia
46:00 <dematerialised> !
47:00 <amelia> sif disrespectful
47:00 <amelia> maybe jus direct
47:00 <dematerialised> feline disrespect
47:00 <dematerialised> from behind
47:00 <TheRiddler> I just found it funny
47:00 <TheRiddler> I am looking for a woman who will video me whilst I masturbate.
47:00 <TheRiddler> I will supply the equipment, and guarantee safety and discretion.
47:00 <TheRiddler> I am willing to pay a small fee for your time.
47:00 <amelia> that is mos def a riddler ad
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> sif
47:00 <amelia> does it end with a ":p"
48:00 <Immutable> sif look for women
48:00 <Immutable> they should look for you
48:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txy6MD9DLwQ
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Feline Disrespect From Behind! Views: 30,321 Uploader: Bruno Travassos Uploaded: Mar 30, 2009 Duration: 1m13s Rating: 4.90
48:00 <dematerialised> watch it
48:00 <dematerialised> be enlightened
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://perth.craigslist.com.au/dmg/5282517488.html
48:00 <Immutable> is it some illuminati shit
48:00 <Clarkson> big fucking whoopdeedooo!
48:00 <TheRiddler> I found your ad
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <dematerialised> yes Immutable
48:00 <Immutable> not interested
49:00 <TheRiddler> Hi, I'm looking for a female house cleaner for a regular 2-3 hours a week basic cleaning over the next few months. I'm looking for someone out of the box, someone with a sexy extraverted personality, who dresses scantly and is keen to impress, all for a decent aussie guy in my 30's. You will have no hang ups and be ok if I'm watch you or I'm a exhibitionist to some degree. Basically you 
49:00 <TheRiddler> would like to work and play : - )
49:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> "with a sext extraverted personality"
49:00 <dematerialised> motherfucker the term is slut
49:00 <dematerialised> SLUT
49:00 <Immutable> this conversation has degenerated
50:00 <dematerialised> thankyou for being part of it
50:00 <dematerialised> you may leave now
50:00 <dematerialised> goodbye
50:00 <simba> who is this guy
50:00 <dematerialised> ikr
50:00 <dematerialised> some irc wannabe
50:00 <Immutable> in the old irc days we used to talk about other shit
50:00 <dematerialised> see
50:00 <Serenity> I am now typing on my phone with my keyboard
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
51:00 <dematerialised> you're a nerd
51:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/U4ie8VM.gif
51:00 <Immutable> yeah I'm a nerd
51:00 <dematerialised> not you
51:00 <dematerialised> get out
51:00 <simba> what did u used 2 talk about Immutable
51:00 <Serenity> and using a mouth
51:00 <Serenity> bahahaha
51:00 <Serenity> this rules
51:00 <dematerialised> a mouth?
51:00 <dematerialised> on your phone?
51:00 <dematerialised> talking?
51:00 <dematerialised> im confused
51:00 <dematerialised> send help
51:00 <faux> yeah what
51:00 <Immutable> pollitics and everything under the sun apart from drugs and sex
52:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
52:00 <dematerialised> there's a channel for that
52:00 <dematerialised> this isnt it
52:00 <dematerialised> goodbye
52:00 <Serenity> err MOUSE
52:00 <simba> politics is the worst subject imaginable you asshole
52:00 <Clarkson> simba, no one cares you little faggot
52:00 <dematerialised> HAHA
52:00 <dematerialised> pWnEd
52:00 <Immutable> I saw dematerialised's face and decided to become celebate for 2 years
52:00 <dematerialised> but you'd still fuck Picard
52:00 <simba> says politics and disregards drugs and sex
52:00 <Clarkson> i told them to get the fuck outta my room
52:00 <dematerialised> so that's ok Immutable
52:00 <simba> what an absolute ass
52:00 <dematerialised> we know where your bar is set
52:00 <simba> grampa
53:00 <dematerialised> and it's pretty low :3
53:00 <Immutable> wat
53:00 <dematerialised> admit it
53:00 <dematerialised> you'd finger his asshole
53:00 <dematerialised> if he asked nicely
53:00 <Serenity> clarky for the op pwn
53:00 <Immutable> you hurt my feelings
53:00 <TheRiddler>  Glory Holes open?
53:00 <TheRiddler> I know there is a place in Cannington where you can meet people at glory holes. Anyone know where they are and wanna meet there?
53:00 <Clarkson> who fuckin forgot to fill up the ice cubes?
53:00 <Immutable> apologise
53:00 <dematerialised> never
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> lol TheRiddler
53:00 <dematerialised> reminds me of pemberton toilets
53:00 <TheRiddler> it
53:00 <dematerialised> someone wrote "any action?" on the wall
53:00 <dematerialised> im like
53:00 <TheRiddler> probably the cinema
53:00 <dematerialised> you disgusting perverts
54:00 <Immutable> at least admit lorde is perfect
54:00 <dematerialised> lorde looks like she was dipped in deep fried rose petals
54:00 <simba> LIKES: politics, popstars DISLIKES: sex, drugs
54:00 <dematerialised> she's an interesting lady
54:00 <Immutable> see
54:00 <simba> jason 'mew2king' zimmerman
55:00 <Immutable> we are what the germans call dasfunchinshizehousen
55:00 <dematerialised> nicht
55:00 <dematerialised> die is vanderlung wassermellon
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PENEa4MHEp8
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Choreography for a Genuine Diva. Views: 80,854 Uploader: urika24 Uploaded: Apr 25, 2014 Duration: 7m1s Rating: 4.91
55:00 <Immutable> yah
55:00 <dematerialised> dies*
56:00 <simba> No one Ever Really Dies
56:00 <dematerialised> HoW CaN ouR eYeS Be ReaL iF MiRRoRS aReNT ReaL
56:00 <Immutable> death is the beginning of the end
56:00 <simba> how did dracula have a perfect part when he couldnt see himself in the mirror
56:00 <faux> hhehhee
57:00 <TheRiddler> http://perth.craigslist.com.au/crs/5313621737.html
57:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> yes ladies i also speak french, german, italian, and a little bit of espanol
57:00 <dematerialised> please deposit your panties at my feet
57:00 <faux> 23:57] <screws> what the fuck faux.
57:00 <faux> lolll
57:00 <faux> poor guy
57:00 <Bonny> who set that ban? lol
57:00 <amelia> gutted
57:00 <dematerialised> and that was before Bonny even got here
57:00 <Bonny> yup
57:00 <Bonny> I've been out most of the day
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://perth.craigslist.com.au/crs/5263788250.html
58:00 <TheRiddler> adonis male on male massage
58:00 <dematerialised> hehe
59:00 <TheRiddler> I instantly thought of gs69azza
59:00 <TheRiddler> :P
59:00 <TheRiddler> and his other nick
59:00 <dematerialised> christ almighty
59:00 <simba> :p
59:00 <dematerialised> im happy i didnt click through the images on that ad
59:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure thats cock
59:00 <dematerialised> from what i can see in the thumbnail
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ZSeq0hl.gifv
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