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02:00 <Immutable> need a prototype for my waifu robot
02:00 <Immutable> rofl
07:00 <couleurs> pls don't ever link that again
08:00 <Immutable> lol it's weirdly addictive
08:00 <Immutable> I've got to go to sleep
08:00 <Immutable> have fun lovelies
09:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/ejyi79p.jpg
09:00 <couleurs> DuDe
10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gW2rAic.jpg
10:00 <couleurs> me
12:00 <partay> is that anal lube on the table ?
13:00 <couleurs> Yes.
14:00 <dematerialised> that guy looks like someone i used to know lol
14:00 <dematerialised> spooky
14:00 <Serenity> how you're just some body that i used to blow
15:00 <amelia> somebody
15:00 <amelia> that i used to blow
15:00 <dematerialised> am i really an alpha male though?
15:00 <dematerialised> please advise
15:00 <dematerialised> i dont think i am
16:00 <Serenity> no
16:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:00 <dematerialised> i was worried
16:00 <amelia> online?
16:00 <British^Meat> Look at mah horse, mah horse is amazing
16:00 <dematerialised> i am online right now
16:00 <dematerialised> give it a lick!
16:00 <dematerialised> oooh it tastes just like raisins!
16:00 <Serenity> roflll
16:00 <British^Meat> exactly
17:00 <Serenity> now i need to watch
17:00 <dematerialised> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/amazing-horse.html
17:00 <dematerialised> the original
17:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJxTQ-Ejfus
17:00 <dematerialised> the best
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Amazing Horse [Jazz] Views: 5,973 Uploader: k0bigz Uploaded: Jan 22, 2012 Duration: 1m1s Rating: 4.60
19:00 <HorsePop> oooh thats dirtyy
19:00 <SweetLemonade> do ya think so?
19:00 <HorsePop> well i better not show you where the lemonade is made
20:00 <SweetLemonade> oh 
20:00 <British^Meat> heh
21:00 <Maurice> Just as an FYI, Serenity eats cat food
21:00 <HorsePop> i told you not to tell anyone
21:00 <couleurs> Stop Spamming My Channel Pls
21:00 <HorsePop> u ead
21:00 <SweetLemonade> quite plz Immutable
21:00 <Maurice> Quite what
21:00 <SweetLemonade> quite amazing
21:00 <amelia> http://cdn-lg.dollskill.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/I/r/Iron_Fist_My_Little_Pony_Merry_Go_Round_Platform_Boots_Iron_Fist_.jpg
22:00 <amelia> Serenitys new shoes
22:00 <SweetLemonade> holy shit
22:00 <SweetLemonade> the 8 bit version
22:00 <HorsePop> hell yeah
22:00 <SweetLemonade> so good
22:00 <HorsePop> id wear those
22:00 <SweetLemonade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwm81_GyBA
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10 Hours 8 Bit Amazing Horse Views: 2,919 Uploader: VDechand2.0 Uploaded: Sep 25, 2014 Duration: 600m1s Rating: 5.00
22:00 <HorsePop> iron fist ftw
23:00 <Maurice> IF is my faveeeeeee
23:00 <Maurice> But not those
23:00 <HorsePop> i need new thongs
23:00 <SweetLemonade> are you girls talkign about dildos again?
23:00 <HorsePop> mine broke
23:00 <Maurice> My niece gave me her Iron Fist thongs coz they were too small for her >.<
23:00 <Maurice> I haven't worn them yet
23:00 <HorsePop> and i think im gonna sell my boots
23:00 <Maurice> Nooooo
23:00 <HorsePop> i literally never wear them lol
24:00 <Maurice> I don't wear my heels but fucked if I'll sell them
24:00 <HorsePop> haha
24:00 <Maurice> All of my flats are just about dead though :(
24:00 <HorsePop> i might wear them next winter though
24:00 <HorsePop> cause ill be skinny enouygh to be wearing the clothes id wear them with
24:00 <Maurice> Skinny leg jeans tucked in
24:00 <HorsePop> all my flats are dead
24:00 <HorsePop> omf turbo is snuggling
25:00 <HorsePop> need pic
25:00 <Maurice> Mines now finished eating and is asleep on the toaster
25:00 <Maurice> One day I'll be able to have cat fur free stuff
26:00 <HorsePop> ha!
26:00 <HorsePop> fucking cat fur
26:00 <Clarkson> only men insecure about their sexualities are afraid of appearing gay
26:00 <Serenity> and yess black skinnies tucked in and a nice IF loose fit shirt
27:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm so very tall, I buy 7/8 jeans from jeans west
27:00 <Maurice> They go to about ankle length
27:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/9W4GcPG.gif
27:00 <Maurice> I haven't even worn these yet, except for trying them on https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/561399_10151590559690844_347550302_n.jpg?oh=1d6955d68356979ffae26fed88ba6383&oe=56ACE2C3&__gda__=1458704522_02983c3ec840a2493a637c9c385bb63b
28:00 <Maurice> Stabby cattttttt
28:00 <Serenity> oooh
29:00 <Serenity> oh
29:00 <Serenity> my
29:00 <Serenity> god
29:00 <Serenity> IF have activewear now
29:00 <Maurice> I just found tis https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/387519_10151527951490844_1306948299_n.jpg?oh=63092d971ef388362ae05a510ef05003&oe=56ED3902&__gda__=1457527053_4de147ee6667ee0b5f7df92a8b335529
29:00 <Maurice> And I have realised I don't know where that keyring is >.<
30:00 <Serenity> http://www.ironfistclothing.com/collections/athletic/products/skin-crawler-legging
31:00 <Maurice> Oh em gee
31:00 <Maurice> Can you buy that body too
31:00 <Maurice> If so put me down for 3
31:00 <Serenity> yeah me too lol
32:00 <Maurice> Lol omg http://www.ironfistclothing.com/collections/footwear/products/carebears-stare-fugg-boot
32:00 <amelia> yuck
32:00 <Serenity> aha!
32:00 <Serenity> my fuggs are still going strong
32:00 <Maurice> http://www.ironfistclothing.com/collections/footwear/products/sugar-daddy-fugg-boot
32:00 <Maurice> :o
32:00 <couleurs> You Ladies Got, Style.
33:00 <Maurice> My zombie fugs sole is very slippery
33:00 <Serenity> my purse is fucked tho
33:00 <Serenity> i need a new one
33:00 <Maurice> My motopsycho ones are ok
33:00 <Maurice> Mine too, the black is all peeling off :/
34:00 <Serenity> my zip is busted and all the jewels came off ages ago
34:00 <Serenity> lily stole my over night bag
34:00 <Maurice> Bitch
34:00 <Serenity> she took it on camp haha
35:00 <Serenity> she wore her flats until they almost fell apart
35:00 <Maurice> The handle on my zombie bag is nearly ripped through and it has claw marks from Auds
35:00 <Maurice> The jerk
36:00 <Maurice> I don't mean that, don't speak ill of the dead
37:00 <Serenity> poor baby
38:00 <Serenity> lils literally like 3 inches shorter than me now =/
38:00 <Maurice> Put some phone books on her head
38:00 <Serenity> haha no shit she looks just like having another adult in the house now
38:00 <Serenity> its weird
41:00 <Maurice> Thank god my kids are short
05:00 <TheRiddler> I read that as horsepoop
08:00 <SweetLemonade> :p
09:00 <Maurice> I keep seeing the capital S and L and thinking it's ShadowLurker
09:00 <Maurice> CAN YOU CEASE AND DESIST
10:00 <SweetLenonade> better?
10:00 <Maurice> Much
10:00 <Maurice> Thanks
10:00 <SweetLemonade> SweetLennon
10:00 <SweetLenonade> lool
10:00 <SweetLemonade> lol
11:00 <SweetLeoonade> I'm confusing myself now
45:00 <Serenity> whoever mentioned that fucking horse song i hope you drown in your own saliva while you sleep
46:00 <TheRiddler> it's great tho
47:00 <TheRiddler> there's a 10hr version
47:00 <Serenity> its stuck in my head
47:00 <occie78> hey all
48:00 <TheRiddler> so is the russian dancing men 1
48:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbby9coDRCk
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Narwhals | 10 Hours Views: 3,973,209 Uploader: 10 Hour Weebl Uploaded: Sep 11, 2013 Duration: 599m1s Rating: 4.71
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Narwhals : animated music video : MrWeebl Views: 44,990,953 Uploader: Weebl's Stuff Uploaded: Feb 22, 2009 Duration: 1m9s Rating: 4.83
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Serenity> rofl
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9auOCbH5Ns4
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Unicorn : animated music video : MrWeebl Views: 3,623,961 Uploader: Weebl's Stuff Uploaded: Jun 3, 2012 Duration: 2m43s Rating: 4.77
55:00 <Bonny> f u for making me click on the link
55:00 <Serenity> loool
55:00 <Bonny> that's more annoying than the fucken horse song
56:00 <Serenity> marwhalllsss they are narwhalllss
56:00 <Bonny> argh
56:00 <Bonny> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/UJVE4.jpg nsfw
59:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
59:00 <TheRiddler> what a waste of cake
59:00 <TheRiddler> where is kate anyways
59:00 <SweetLemonade> overdosed on cock
59:00 <SweetLemonade> shame...
00:00 <Maurice> RIP
00:00 <Bonny> she's just feeding her baby
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <SweetLemonade> i cant make a cock joke out of that
01:00 <Serenity> jesus wtf
01:00 <Serenity> what a waste of cake
02:00 <Bonny> she's feeding her baby with the cake
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/lcKno.jpg
02:00 <TheRiddler> the shit it has to put up with
08:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck is this Gigi Hadid I keep reading about
08:00 <SweetLemonade> i haven't heard of them, clearly nobody significant
08:00 <Maurice> Apparently she's now dating a 1D poof
08:00 <SweetLemonade> as i said
09:00 <SweetLemonade> clearly nobody significant
09:00 <Maurice> Wiki tells me she's a model and an actress
09:00 <Maurice> But, what? Model and actress where
09:00 <Maurice> Also, what kind of name is Gigi
10:00 <Maurice> How do you even say it
10:00 <Maurice> Gee gee like a horse?
10:00 <Maurice> Oh I don't like this
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/we.dropped.that.dirka.dirk/posts/890091527676075
11:00 <Maurice> I was right, it is like the horse
13:00 <Trevor> You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain
15:00 <Maurice> I don't get it
15:00 <SweetLemonade> idgi
16:00 <Maurice> idgi hadid
29:00 <SweetLemonade> Russia fires missiles at Turkish warplanes over Syria: CNN
33:00 <Maurice> Whats a Syria? Other than where I park at the shop
35:00 <TheRiddler> imagine having the power to control ppl with just saying so
37:00 <Trevor> SweetLemonade, better buy ham. There will be no turkey this christmas
38:00 <Maurice> Eww ham
39:00 <TheRiddler> turkeys dont come from turkey retard
45:00 <Trevor> oh I didn't know, thanks for pointing that out ashley
00:00 <Maurice> What
12:00 <thestig> goodnight maurice goodnight sezz
13:00 <Maurice> Night cutie
13:00 <Maurice> P.S Sezz ditched us ages ago
01:00 <simba> .;,l,[pl
05:00 <simba> thestig the cutie
40:00 <How> Good morning
57:00 <faux> 10am and already 32 degrees
57:00 <faux> ridiculous
00:00 <Doodle> 7 here
01:00 <thestig> so dead im here might go check out
01:00 <thestig> undernettt
01:00 <p0oPaRRoT> lolz
01:00 <p0oPaRRoT> me 2
01:00 <faux> swap ya doodle
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <faux> im melting
02:00 <Doodle> meeeelllltinnnngggg
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> waiting til i die before turning the aircon on
03:00 <Doodle> i have my heater cranked
06:00 <faux> ew
06:00 <faux> we need to swap
06:00 <faux> asap
06:00 <faux> pls tysm
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <amsy> just come live here pls
06:00 <Doodle> it was 30 yesty
06:00 <faux> gonna be 37 today :'(
06:00 <faux> k amsy
06:00 <Doodle> going to be 13 today i think
06:00 <faux> c u soon
06:00 <amsy> 2c
07:00 <faux> yumm
07:00 <faux> wanttttttttttt to be snuggled
07:00 <faux> in a blanket 
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <amsy> i have thw bedroom window wide open
07:00 <amsy> its heaven
07:00 <faux> with me toes hangin out
07:00 <Doodle> u people are mad
07:00 <faux> u
07:00 <faux> i need 2 poop
07:00 <faux> is it too early for pizza
08:00 <faux> im hungry
09:00 <Doodle> ead
09:00 <thestig> amsy whats the temp there
10:00 <faux> she said 2
11:00 <gs69azza>  Your item was handed over to Customs(COMMENWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA AUAUSYDB) at 2015-11-24 18:13:00 
11:00 <gs69azza> fml
11:00 <thestig> oh shit she did
11:00 <Doodle> so lots of white pointers in norway today
11:00 <thestig> is that a nipple ref?
11:00 <Doodle> yesssssssssss
12:00 <thestig> what is it
12:00 <gs69azza> hygetropin
12:00 <thestig> say its for hair loss lol
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nipppllleeesssss
12:00 <Doodle> nipples all round
13:00 <gs69azza> it's a 10k fine for importing hgh lol
13:00 <thestig> shit
13:00 <thestig> not good man
13:00 <gs69azza> eh
13:00 <gs69azza> this is why I have fake ids and po boxes
13:00 <thestig> didnt know nipples were white
13:00 <thestig> do they all wear white in norway ?
13:00 <Doodle> yes and also most jokes dont bear close scrutiny
13:00 <Doodle> just say lol and move on
14:00 <gs69azza> ;)
14:00 <gs69azza> just see ya later 2k 
14:00 <thestig> i would tend to disagree 
14:00 <Doodle> well it is irc after all
15:00 <faux> smd
15:00 <Doodle> never
15:00 <thestig> if you have to explain a joke it isnt funny
15:00 <faux> lol sheesh
15:00 <faux> u obv understood it cos u asked if it was a nip reference
16:00 <faux> lets enjoy nipples and move on
16:00 <Doodle> [10:15] <faux> lets enjoy nipples and move on them at once
16:00 <thestig> lol stating the obvious 
16:00 <thestig> but i had to think about it
17:00 <thestig> oooh last f1 race this weekend 
17:00 <Doodle> ye
17:00 <Doodle> abu dhabi?
17:00 <faux> bless u
17:00 <Doodle> heheee
17:00 <amsy> yee
17:00 <faux> yesee
17:00 <faux> -a
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <faux> ff
17:00 <faux> AMSY
17:00 <thestig> if i understood it i wouldnt of asked 
17:00 <faux> SHOW ME UR BOOBS THIS INSTANT
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <faux> Lol stig still going
18:00 <thestig> SHOOT ME DOWN FOR ASKING QUESTIONS
18:00 <faux> shh
18:00 <thestig> everyoone so moody on here
18:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
18:00 <faux> no ones moody ya fukn cunt ill smash ya hed in
18:00 <Clarkson> all the ppl who say he's gay use to listen to backstreet boys
18:00 <thestig> im going back to undernet
18:00 <Doodle> say hi to the pakis 4 me
18:00 <thestig> and have a nice convo 
19:00 <p0oPaRRoT> ?
19:00 <thestig> p0o so many users on there loll
19:00 <p0oPaRRoT> yeah i no
19:00 <faux> :D
19:00 <faux> lollllll 
19:00 <faux> pakiville
19:00 <faux> hindunet
19:00 <Doodle> i had to stop going on there
19:00 <thestig> because your didck pic became the MOTD?
19:00 <amsy> mia?
20:00 <Doodle> lol 
20:00 <thestig> dick*
20:00 <Doodle> perhaps amsy
20:00 <faux> LOL MIA
20:00 <amsy> lol really?
20:00 <Doodle> she got a bit full on
20:00 <faux> I forgot about her
20:00 <amsy> tell us
20:00 <faux> um i would have ran as soon as shs msgd me to msg u
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <thestig> isnt mia here now
20:00 <Doodle> theres nothing to tell 
20:00 <Doodle> she got all srs on me
21:00 <thestig> is that the one who raged when u didnt want to cyber?
21:00 <Doodle> i ran away
21:00 <faux> full tells me her life/sob story to pass on to doodle
21:00 <amsy> lollllll
21:00 <Doodle> like i always do
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps and freaks
21:00 <amsy> psycho
21:00 <thestig> faux did you like my hoodie pic?
21:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
21:00 <Doodle> she wasnt a psycho
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
21:00 <Doodle> she was quite lovely
21:00 <thestig> doodle most women are
21:00 <Doodle> ye
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Doodle> agreed m8
21:00 <thestig> omg hi kate
21:00 <Doodle> full spaz's the lot of em
21:00 <thestig> except kate
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCKING SIFFFFFFFFFFF *screams*
21:00 <Doodle> esp katatonic_kate01
21:00 <amsy> she was quite full on
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:00 <thestig> late is too cool for school
22:00 <thestig> kate*
22:00 <faux> what hoodie pi
22:00 <faux> c
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> So my mac died
22:00 <faux> good
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i almost threw it against the fucking wall
22:00 <faux> time to chuck it in te bin
22:00 <Doodle> did you buy a real computer?
22:00 <faux> and get a normal comp
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw fucking haw
22:00 <thestig> faux this one http://imgur.com/mipiT9a
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
22:00 <amsy> i liked it when she was passive aggressive 
22:00 <faux> lol lovely
22:00 <Doodle> me too amsy, esp on my knob
22:00 <faux> mmm amell
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> who are you talkin' bout?
23:00 <Doodle> nobody
23:00 <amsy> towards various females that spoke to any male
23:00 <Doodle> lol oh well
23:00 <faux> yeah she was so possessive
23:00 <Doodle> can u blame her
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> who who… who who
23:00 <Doodle> ;)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
23:00 <faux> relax u dont own every dick u psycho cockhungry slut
23:00 <Clarkson> climax is such an 80s word for porn
24:00 <amsy> lollll
24:00 <Doodle> whoah
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
24:00 <amsy> starts questioning tg about me
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <faux> full ir  interview
24:00 <faux> irc
24:00 <faux> So. how long have you known amber.
24:00 <faux> if thats her real name.
24:00 <amsy> "do you like her more than me?" "uh.... yes." *psycho rant*
24:00 <Doodle> her real name is helen mucous
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <faux> is thata joke
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you block devices on your wifi ?
25:00 <amsy> died
25:00 <faux> cos idvi
25:00 <faux> idgi
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> like be a net nazi ...
25:00 <faux> like stop devices accessing ur wifi?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah
26:00 <faux> put a password?
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah have one
26:00 <faux> idk what u mean
26:00 <thestig> is that a cock reff?
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <thestig>  like stop devices accessing ur wifi?
26:00 <faux> ur a bloody cock ref
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum got a new phone, and is nowing lisening to every fucking youtube song she can at 100000 decabels 
26:00 <thestig> ill send u a pic of it in a minute
26:00 <faux> ongosu its so hot
27:00 <faux> go on
27:00 <thestig> haha
27:00 <faux> waiting pls
27:00 <thestig> i sent it
27:00 <faux> liar
27:00 <thestig> <@faux> ongosu its so hot
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <thestig> perfect timing
27:00 <faux> ongosu
27:00 <faux> japanese for omg
28:00 <thestig> omggg doodle found coffee in tea bags?
28:00 <amsy> ongosu shiteru
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <thestig> senpaiiiiiiiiii
28:00 <Doodle> i learnt today that pacman was originally pakku man
28:00 <Doodle> which means eating man
28:00 <faux> KewL
28:00 <Doodle> i thought so
28:00 <faux> #funfact197
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think if i go outside today, i'll melt
28:00 <amsy> i pakku tikkentakken
28:00 <Doodle> hehee
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <Doodle> how can it be so hot there
28:00 <Doodle> when its so cold here
28:00 <amsy> lol sounds like a finnish name
29:00 <faux> cos u live in an ice Town
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's  at least 1 billion here
29:00 <Doodle> me nips could cut glass
29:00 <faux> pix
29:00 <faux> why hasnt stig sent me his dick yet
29:00 <faux> selfish
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> how come you get all the dick pics!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's your secret?
30:00 <amsy> because she bans if they dont send
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ops
30:00 <thestig> lol faux im at work 
30:00 <thestig> not working
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics for entry in the room
30:00 <Doodle> \o/
30:00 <Doodle> /U\
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ch
30:00 <thestig> and my microscope is at home
31:00 <amsy> nini cuties
31:00 <Doodle> my phone has a magnifier for dick pics
31:00 <thestig> aww nini amsy
31:00 <Doodle> ninis amsy
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ni
31:00 <faux> night bb
31:00 <thestig> is the a hammer head reff?
31:00 <amsy> lytmbb
33:00 <thestig> omg they so nice on there
33:00 <thestig> no baggage 
34:00 <faux> lylallpd x
41:00 <thestig> omg hi ash
41:00 <Serenity> i need to go back to bed hnngg
41:00 <Serenity> worse nights sleep ever
42:00 <thestig> jeruhnggggggggggggggggggggggg
42:00 <Serenity> haahah
42:00 <Serenity> wotahed
43:00 <thestig> loll i dont think he came on last night
43:00 <Serenity> i wish he saw 4chan lol
43:00 <Serenity> he'd have lost it
44:00 <thestig> he saw it
44:00 <thestig> he was pretending not to rage loll
45:00 <ShadowLurker> so hes crying
45:00 <ShadowLurker> did he ring mayo n tell him that everyone was being mean to him
45:00 <thestig> haha probably 
46:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is everyone awake so early lately
46:00 <Serenity> or rather on here so early
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> because my computer died
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i had to fix it
46:00 <Serenity> oh joy
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i had no idea what the wifi password was
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> then the husband was all like - fucked if i know try this and this and this
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> iwish i was more organised!
47:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <thestig> im always here
48:00 <thestig> need irc before work
48:00 <Serenity> used to be so dead in the mornings now its all alive. tiz good to see well don errywun
48:00 <thestig> hiiiii @ u
48:00 <Serenity> herro
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah! I need to get back to the gym!
48:00 <Serenity> i wish i was still in bed tho
48:00 <Serenity> yes you do kate!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive been so busy :(
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> friends breaking up
49:00 <Serenity> ive finally got back into it every day
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> texting them till late
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> excuses oiv
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
49:00 <Doodle> is ur friend hot
49:00 <Serenity> lol text them at the gym
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
49:00 <Doodle> does she want a rebound fuck
49:00 <Clarkson> sure is you fat cunt
49:00 <thestig> does she have a sister?
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, night.....
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw just brothers
49:00 <Serenity> clarkson.. rude
49:00 <Clarkson> she only likes it when i rub her pussy
49:00 <thestig> lolll
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> this guy who is a weirdo (he is smoking hawt tho) came over to her house 
49:00 <thestig> clarckson is so funny
49:00 <Serenity> ic
50:00 <Serenity> LOL imagine that
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sat in her lounge room for 4 hours and basically said nothing
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
50:00 <Serenity> as you do
50:00 <faux> ok
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> after 30 mins i would have been like… ah.. TALK or GTFO
50:00 <thestig> he was just there to look hot
50:00 <faux> wy did she let him in
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was coming over to watch a movie + dinner
50:00 <thestig> well she could of given him a bj or something
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and just sat there like a shag on a rock
50:00 <faux> delightful
51:00 <Serenity> ringing your mate to come help you out on irc
51:00 <Serenity> hnngg
51:00 <Serenity> ohh i didnt realise he saw it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, weird
51:00 <Serenity> mm shag
51:00 <Doodle> mm shag on a rock
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird, weird, weird
51:00 <thestig> i better go before faux hits me
51:00 <Serenity> loool doodles
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex on rocks is not comfortable
51:00 <faux> way too hot to bone today
51:00 <Doodle> heheee
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
51:00 <faux> why would i hit you
51:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless you have aircon
51:00 <Serenity> or a sex fan
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> SEX FAN FTW
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i do prefer aircon
51:00 <faux> just spoke yo mum
52:00 <thestig> yah someone joined the chan and flooded it
52:00 <thestig> and then i was linking it in chan 
52:00 <thestig> karma is a bitch loll
52:00 <faux> abd shes like
52:00 <faux> its 12 here today
52:00 <faux> .
52:00 <faux> bitch
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
52:00 <Serenity> i turn the ceiling fan on full at that time and it feels like a tornado in the middle of the room
52:00 <Serenity> rofll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOVE IT!
52:00 <faux> thats not the fan
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband hates sex fans
52:00 <Serenity> then im thinking.. its gonna fall down and kill us
52:00 <faux> what the fyck is a sex fan
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fans in general
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fan you put on to keep cool when fucking
52:00 <Clarkson> u scared cunt
52:00 <Serenity> excuse me how long have you known doodle now and you dont know what a sex fan is
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> so a fan
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a fan
53:00 <faux> k den
53:00 <Serenity> this is outrageous
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is in the same location as youre sexin'
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need coffee
53:00 <Serenity> me too
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> or 20 hours sleep
53:00 <Serenity> me3
53:00 <faux> did doodle invent the sex fan
54:00 <faux> im confusef
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol no
54:00 <faux> so whats he got to with it
54:00 <Serenity> doodle has a sex fan.. he always talks about his sex fan
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://videogamegeek.com/camo/ff357f12ac145db6413760c1aace81f8b2a68f78/687474703a2f2f6d65646961312e627265616b2e636f6d2f646e65742f6d656469612f323030382f332f33326d617231322d7365782d66616e2e6a7067
55:00 <Serenity> sucked in
55:00 <Serenity> he 'doesnt care' but hes been mighty fkn quiet
55:00 <thestig> he has changed 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle in old age
55:00 <Serenity> thats where i know it from anyway
55:00 <faux> oh ok
55:00 <faux> link doesnt work
55:00 <faux> FECK ITS HOT
55:00 <faux> I wanna sit in the bathtub w ice
56:00 <thestig> very quiet 
56:00 <Serenity> change of undies maybe
56:00 <thestig> haha yes
56:00 <Serenity> i better make these spawns launch
56:00 <Serenity> uh
56:00 <Serenity> lunch
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Doodle> excuse me
56:00 <Doodle> i dont have sex ty
56:00 <MadScientist> spaun launch
56:00 <Serenity> duh
57:00 <thestig> he poster pics of stevens kid blitz and yours
57:00 <thestig> fucking coward he is
57:00 <Serenity> you still have the fan
57:00 <MadScientist> peow peow
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <thestig> it aint over for him haha
58:00 <thestig> he was even being nice to slinky j last night 
59:00 <gs69azza> what's all this?
59:00 <thestig> plivent getting exposed 
59:00 <gs69azza> oh right
59:00 <Serenity> i want to know what his obsesssion with peoples kids is
59:00 <gs69azza> he's still around
59:00 <Serenity> its super fucking strange
59:00 <Serenity> he checks my fb profile every day to see if he can get new pics of my kids its WEIRD
59:00 <Israeli> Shadowlurker, that sounds pretty rapey.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you have to be a fuckwit
59:00 <thestig> faux did you want to se the back of the hoodie it is so cool
00:00 <thestig> i think because he has nothing on you, he will go low and use kid pics
00:00 <Serenity> thats why i dont put any up on my profile or cover of my daughter anymore cause he'd probably get off to it the dirty scumbag
00:00 <thestig> yeh true
00:00 <p0oPaRRoT> :-O
00:00 <thestig> he does look like a pedo
00:00 <Israeli> Why do you have to be rapey??
00:00 <Israeli> I mean like
00:00 <Israeli> It's either rapey or it's an edgelord m'lady atheist nick
00:00 <Israeli> Take your pick
00:00 <Serenity> shut. up.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> edgelord WTF
00:00 <Israeli> Kek
01:00 <Serenity> he really does lol
01:00 <Serenity> also didnt even know steven had kids
01:00 <thestig> actualy plivent posted a pic of stevens missus sister when she was preggers
01:00 <p0oPaRRoT> im a kid
01:00 <thestig> im like wtf
01:00 <ShadowLurker> be a fuckwit elsewhere
01:00 <Israeli> Sorry, I'm bored, rofl.
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nipppllleeesssss though
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> amirite
02:00 <ShadowLurker> too rite
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt get any today tho
04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> any nipples?
04:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
04:00 <ShadowLurker> no nipples
07:00 <Serenity> wtf thats off
07:00 <Serenity> i do not play well with others in the morning
07:00 <Serenity> AND THE FUCKING CAT JUST SHOVED HIS NOSE INTO MY COFFEE
07:00 <ashleighxtrinity> woa rekt
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunty cat!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine jumps on my head every day
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> FEED ME HUMAN!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> or i'll keep jumping on you or i'll me meow and jump on you
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you refuse to feed me
12:00 <Serenity> he posted some random kids once trying to say they were maurices kids.. there was like 4 of them in there.. and girls..
12:00 <Serenity> maurice has 3 boys
12:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <thestig> he is fucked in the head
15:00 <thestig> wish i was in sydney
15:00 <faux> me 2
16:00 <p0oPaRRoT> fauxy :-)
16:00 <faux> hello
16:00 <faux> whodaf
17:00 <faux> whodat&
17:00 <faux> *
17:00 <p0oPaRRoT> im a pimp
17:00 <faux> ok
17:00 <p0oPaRRoT> they call me
17:00 <p0oPaRRoT> money mike
17:00 <faux> j
17:00 <faux> k
17:00 <p0oPaRRoT> dashing through these hoes in a one horse open slay
18:00 <Serenity> i must now gather cupcake making materials
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> later peeps
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yum
19:00 <Serenity> ok i need to go
19:00 <p0oPaRRoT> bi
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say save me one - but i must save my binges for the w/end lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 dinners and at least 4 bottles of wine lol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> id be down for a muffin tbh
20:00 <Doodle> hng
20:00 <Doodle> stuffn d muffn
20:00 <ShadowLurker> very hng
20:00 <ShadowLurker> mhm
20:00 <ShadowLurker> stuff a half eaten muffin
20:00 <Doodle> lolol
42:00 <thestig> jeruhnggggggggg
42:00 <thestig> f1 f1
46:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/44154427b739058d4deda700ea066644/tumblr_nxuqrooXJo1tg8883o1_400.jpg
48:00 <gs69azza> http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hacking/ghost-security-group-claims-anonymouss-tactics-are-not-working/news-story/311002b42259faac63ca936ba5ce225c
48:00 <gs69azza> lol anonymous still think it's cool to ddos things
48:00 <gs69azza> oh man
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/83c663225e5c5582cfc2480a103bb812/tumblr_nxwutatlmr1tw23jlo1_400.jpg
58:00 <Serenity> you do know theyre not really an organised group of people right
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> tits!
01:00 <ShadowLurker> nerps
06:00 <thestig> nom nom
07:00 <Serenity> hes deprived
12:00 <thestig> haha
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i havnt licked a nipple in what 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> 3 days
13:00 <ShadowLurker> im dying here
18:00 <Abortion> heh
18:00 <Abortion> Cloub
19:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
19:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/303a4c66964b6be84af4c8401a667910/tumblr_inline_nxxozdvl4X1ttwq5j_540.png
20:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont even https://41.media.tumblr.com/c0a1ef8a6d489f96af8b8947989773d6/tumblr_ny10i0G6lz1uh2uego1_400.jpg
20:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
22:00 <Alleenkatze> You see, any virgin can put a Guy Fawkes mask on and claim to be apart of anonymous.
22:00 <Serenity> :)
26:00 <ShadowLurker> be like "hairs getting longer" https://36.media.tumblr.com/e5c29a4ae2e00314ba623328eb5d7d91/tumblr_nxgp05LQS51ta61gfo1_400.jpg
28:00 <Abortion> No Natalie Portman for you today
30:00 <faux> wtf
30:00 <faux> i bought a proper scale like 3 weeks ago 
30:00 <faux> dad and i used it once
31:00 <faux> 2 days later came to usw it and it stopped working
31:00 <faux> fat cunts
31:00 <Clarkson> but not cat pussy
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> i paid fucking  $115
31:00 <Serenity> batty isnt flat?
31:00 <Serenity> erm
31:00 <faux> so i rang em and i was like uh come and get it cos its doggy
31:00 <faux> nah
31:00 <Serenity> battery
31:00 <faux> dodgy
31:00 <faux> tey pcked ip up
31:00 <faux> its been like 2 week
31:00 <faux> s
31:00 <faux> still habent sent a new one
31:00 <faux> so i rang for a refund just now
31:00 <faux> and i looked on ebay
32:00 <Serenity> jerks
32:00 <faux> found a digital one
32:00 <faux>  $19
32:00 <faux> from sydney
32:00 <faux>  
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Serenity> i got mine off ebay
32:00 <Serenity> bout the same price
32:00 <faux> so i just bought it
32:00 <Serenity> i want one of the fitbit ones but theyre like $100 :(
32:00 <faux> i bought the ther onw from a full health place
32:00 <faux> prob why it was damn expensive
32:00 <faux> fuck em theyre refunding me
32:00 <faux> good.
32:00 <faux>  $19 wtf
32:00 <faux> it goes up to like
32:00 <faux> 2937338 kg
32:00 <faux> phew
33:00 <faux> im safe
33:00 <Serenity> mine goes up to 180kg or somnething
33:00 <faux> yeah i think this one is the same
33:00 <faux> one of em went to 150 but it was $30
33:00 <faux> weird
34:00 <faux> so i was like nope cheaper one pls
34:00 <Serenity> i always get paranoid it doesnt weigh properly
35:00 <Serenity> but i weighed myself on mums scaled and its the same
35:00 <faux> lol same
35:00 <faux> in hos
35:00 <faux> p
35:00 <faux> i was like
35:00 <faux> ur scale is broken
35:00 <faux> cos i kept losing
35:00 <faux> then i was like
35:00 <faux> feed me better
35:00 <faux> u cunts
35:00 <Serenity> hahah
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> i lost 2.7 in a fucking week
35:00 <Clarkson> im fucking tired
35:00 <faux> thats ridic
35:00 <faux> i wasnt even moving
36:00 <faux> i went for little walks to the lounge w my friend
36:00 <faux> but nothing else
36:00 <Serenity> hosp food will do that haha
36:00 <faux> yeah so bad
36:00 <Serenity> its all really low carb n shit so people dont get fat
36:00 <faux> lol but i didnt ven get the bad stuf like other patients
36:00 <Abortion> lol
36:00 <faux> te lady in the room w me
36:00 <faux> she ordered pizza
36:00 <faux> and all this shit off the menu
37:00 <faux> i was being cautious 
37:00 <faux> getting chicken etc
37:00 <faux> shoulda fucking ordered pizza
37:00 <Serenity> pizza lol fucking hell
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <faux> mt friend brought me steamed fish and stuff whe she came
37:00 <faux> and aunty brought me tuna and cruskits 
37:00 <faux> whch i lived on for me snacks
37:00 <faux> and bananas
37:00 <Serenity> god i want some fish
38:00 <faux> lmaooo every time i oepened my drawer
38:00 <faux> it was like
38:00 <faux> MASS BANANA SMELL
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
38:00 <faux> the nurses were like
38:00 <Serenity> that shit hangs around for ages too
38:00 <faux> SOMETHING SMELLS SWEET
38:00 <faux> Im like ye its me relax
38:00 <faux> lolll
38:00 <ShadowLurker> tell its ya farts
38:00 <faux> lo
38:00 <faux> l
38:00 <ShadowLurker> "yeh they always do that"
38:00 <faux> nah they knew me farts
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
38:00 <faux> i introduced yhem early
38:00 <ShadowLurker> wouldnt be the first time
39:00 <faux> loll
39:00 <faux> i woke up one morning
39:00 <faux> acruallt it was  the morbing i got discharged
39:00 <faux> to this full on SHIT smell 
39:00 <faux> i was gagging
39:00 <faux> i was like fuck did i shit meself
39:00 <Clarkson> tarantula licks the shit from his dad's crusty old anus
39:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
39:00 <faux> but ir was the 91 year old lady
39:00 <faux> across fro me
39:00 <ShadowLurker> oh damn
39:00 <faux> who shit everywhere
39:00 <faux> :/
39:00 <ShadowLurker> old nana shit
39:00 <faux> all the nurses were cleaning up
39:00 <Serenity> omg when you have a baby.. your pelvic floor is pretty much dead that first day.. so you cant hold in farts or anything.. when I had lily.. I remember laying there and then dozing off.. and this monster fart escaped.. it was so loud.. i was sharing a room with a woman..
40:00 <Serenity> it was so embarassing
40:00 <faux> and im discreetly spraying perfume all around me so i didnt die
40:00 <faux> lmaoo sez
40:00 <ShadowLurker> brrraaaapppp
40:00 <faux> when i first got there
40:00 <Serenity> was like hell deep and loud BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
40:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
40:00 <ShadowLurker> like a dunnyfart
40:00 <faux> they moved me from eergency to this other area away from people but u shared a space with another person
41:00 <faux> seperated by a curtain
41:00 <faux> and they gabe me a bed pan
41:00 <faux> ..
41:00 <faux> to poop in
41:00 <Serenity> oh god
41:00 <faux> for a sample
41:00 <faux> and FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE BUZZER
41:00 <faux> So i pooped
41:00 <faux> and im like
41:00 <faux> ..hello
41:00 <faux> LMAO
41:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
41:00 <faux> Screaming on the chair
41:00 <faux> the lady next to me
41:00 <faux> was like
41:00 <Serenity> rofll how awful
41:00 <faux> do u want me to call a nurse
41:00 <faux> im like omg pls
41:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLL
42:00 <faux> Then after i clwaned up
42:00 <faux> i said to the nurse
42:00 <faux> ...why couldnt i do this in the bathroom 
42:00 <faux> she goes
42:00 <faux> oh.
42:00 <faux> .
42:00 <faux> UH
42:00 <faux> LO
42:00 <faux> L
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <Serenity> fuckk
42:00 <faux> Cunt
42:00 <ShadowLurker> no dignity in hospital
42:00 <faux> the first night igot there te nurse insisted on showering me
42:00 <faux> cos i was in so mch pain
42:00 <faux> i have no shame
42:00 <faux> i was like k
42:00 <Serenity> worst ive ever had to do is have a bowl to catch my pee after i had babies cause they check your blood loss n shit
42:00 <Serenity> that was awful
43:00 <faux> a fish bowl
43:00 <faux> idk why i read that as fish bowl
43:00 <Serenity> its literally like a little insert that goes in the toilet lol and catches all your pee
43:00 <Serenity> then you have to call a nurse in to come look.. ffs
43:00 <faux> lolll
43:00 <faux> after mg last visit
43:00 <faux> i have a huge respect for nurses
43:00 <Serenity> i couldnt do it hey
43:00 <faux> one of them put cream on me in my sleep
44:00 <faux> on me butt
44:00 <faux> i was like h ok
44:00 <faux> ass rape
44:00 <Serenity> loll
44:00 <faux> and when i first got there
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then
44:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre conditioned tho
44:00 <faux> a doctor came to inspect me
44:00 <ShadowLurker> day in day out
44:00 <faux> and put a finger in my butt
44:00 <faux> im like oh k
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
44:00 <faux> nice to meet u
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
44:00 <Serenity> did he buy you dinner atleast
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <faux> i heard somethijg squirt 
44:00 <faux> im like
44:00 <faux> escuseme
44:00 <faux> hes like
44:00 <faux> its just lube
45:00 <faux> im like oh
45:00 <faux> .
45:00 <Serenity> oh ok ty
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gentleman
45:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
45:00 <faux> so i turned to my side reluctantly
45:00 <faux> about to cry
45:00 <faux> and hes like
45:00 <ShadowLurker> poot
45:00 <faux> ill just be a sec
45:00 <faux> dont clench
45:00 <faux> lma
45:00 <Serenity> sllp
45:00 <faux> and im like
45:00 <faux> HNG
45:00 <faux> clenching to death
45:00 <faux> ita so awks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <faux> and hes like ehe
45:00 <faux> all done 
45:00 <faux> and flicks his glove
45:00 <faux> im like k
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> here is my number
45:00 <faux> never come ere again ty
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> he was annoying
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> question
46:00 <ShadowLurker> wonder how many bums hes poked
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> why the butt fingering
46:00 <faux> he asked me about every time i pooped for 3 weeks
46:00 <Serenity> fuck man imagine being a doc and having to shove your fingers up people
46:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
46:00 <faux> i eas like
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> well gynos look at vag all day
46:00 <faux> ur luckyi keep a poo journal
46:00 <faux> hes like oh good
46:00 <faux> im like uh im joking
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
46:00 <Serenity> yeah and imagine the fat hairy bitches they have to shove their hands in
46:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
46:00 <faux> such an idot
46:00 <Serenity> yuck!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> oh eww
46:00 <faux> lol im a fat hairy bitch dont be rude 
47:00 <ShadowLurker> bread making festy cnts
47:00 <Serenity> old granny snatch thats dryer than the sahara
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat hair bitches need their vadges checked too
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> best name ever
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> old granny snatch 
47:00 <ShadowLurker> just call in superballs
47:00 <faux> the butt poking was worse than the vag checking
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't even fucking sleep
47:00 <faux> hes like
47:00 <faux> feet together knees apart
47:00 <faux> i need a swab
48:00 <faux> im like
48:00 <faux> k
48:00 <ShadowLurker> but vadges are supposed to have fingers in em
48:00 <ShadowLurker> butts..not so much
48:00 <faux> also its in like emergency so youre surrounded by 29272927292832 people 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Serenity> did you go to hospital faux or a fucking bondage dungeon
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
48:00 <faux> LMAO
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
48:00 <faux> The guy next to me
48:00 <faux> his machine flat linef
48:00 <faux> and every one ran to him
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> was peeking in?
48:00 <faux> and he woke up
48:00 <faux> and hes like
48:00 <faux> whats wrong
48:00 <faux> and the doxtors like
48:00 <faux> ..
49:00 <faux> uh u stopped breathing for 40 seconds
49:00 <faux> hes like oh fair dinkum
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> bend over - we're checking ya butt
49:00 <Serenity> rofl ffs
49:00 <faux> i was asleep
49:00 <faux> LMAO
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> then he passed out
49:00 <Serenity> LOL
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> flat lined
49:00 <faux> I had a heartattack thinking he died
49:00 <faux> and he was caj snoozing
49:00 <faux> they think he has sleep apnea
49:00 <faux> poor dude
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you fiat lined thinking he flat lined?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wear this sexy machine 
49:00 <Serenity> god damn it i need to get on the bike
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> my grandma as one
50:00 <Serenity> this shit is getting hard
50:00 <ShadowLurker> you can get on me
50:00 <faux> nah i wasnt hooked up to a heart thingy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need sleep! I have to work tonight
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's too hot in my room
50:00 <faux> ride paul instead
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> too cold in the lounge room
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <faux> id rather be too cold
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexercise ...
50:00 <faux> than too hot
50:00 <ShadowLurker> hell yeh
50:00 <faux> we just turbed the ac on
50:00 <faux> yay
50:00 <Serenity> -_-
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> well its warm in my room, not too hot
50:00 <faux> i was melting 
51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> sez are you a bit chub :p
51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> bbw!
51:00 <faux> . 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
51:00 <faux> um
51:00 <faux> kkk
51:00 <faux> lol*
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> here
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> we
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> go
51:00 <ShadowLurker> half chub in my pants
51:00 <faux> yeah i have no words
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
51:00 <faux> ceebs
51:00 <Serenity> ashleighxtrinity im fat
51:00 <Serenity> everyone knows that
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat - 20kgs! 
52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nah ur just a bbw!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> um NEXT
52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thats big beautiful woman for those who dont know
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> what did you think it meant?
52:00 <Serenity> rofl
52:00 <Serenity> nah not bbw just horrendously fat
53:00 <ShadowLurker> semi https://41.media.tumblr.com/356791751feb4f443d998bf021f2c663/tumblr_nxzbapkW4k1uuk7ljo1_400.jpg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> bladder …. something, something 
53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> too much time on porn sites katatonic_kate01
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
53:00 <ShadowLurker> asif horrendous
53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol ShadowLurker hawt
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'd do that
53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I would like that in and around my face
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> just being honest
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> being fat is nothing com pared to the lady i had to consult with she was a woman 2 years ago and now she looks deadset like the hunchback of notre darm
54:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> that's some nice dick
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> haha
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> couldnt really even tell her gender anymore
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you fucked her anyways?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
55:00 <ComputerLabNerd> nope
55:00 <ShadowLurker> https://36.media.tumblr.com/2f1fb3b96d2ad67714de3b9b6cb7d45d/tumblr_nyds4gaOee1qmzrizo1_400.jpg
55:00 <ShadowLurker> ur welcome
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah too old 
57:00 <ComputerLabNerd> my dick is all fucked up in comaprison cops i wanked it off too much u know
57:00 <Clarkson> ok youre a slut
57:00 <ShadowLurker> its true Clarkson
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Clarkson> iv never wanted to kill a bitch as much as her
57:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
57:00 <faux> ashleighxtrinity: pix of u pls
58:00 <ShadowLurker> tit pix
59:00 <p0oPaRRoT> mew mew has fat tits
59:00 <faux> nah just face will do
59:00 <faux> tysm
59:00 <Serenity> what nick did ashleighxtrinity used to use other than that one
00:00 <faux> um
00:00 <faux> flammable
00:00 <faux> ?
00:00 <Serenity> yeah thats it
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol...
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nah
01:00 <ShadowLurker> kate https://36.media.tumblr.com/083c0e3ba5b1d70b6ee08e317f4242bd/tumblr_nycmbeXZXj1uyztago2_500.jpg
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh! NICE!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm pretending he speaks french!
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <faux> sicko
02:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'll photo shop my face onto the pic
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> THEN put a xmas hat on and it can be my FB profile pic
02:00 <ShadowLurker> lmao
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> oh great
05:00 <Immutable> hey bby
06:00 <thestig> ok then im going back to work
06:00 <Serenity> i need someone to carry me to the bike
06:00 <Serenity> and then peddle for me
08:00 <thestig> ill do it
10:00 <Serenity> ty ur a gem
10:00 <ShadowLurker> im tired from going up n down these fucking stairs all morning
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity get an exercise bike and take off the handlebars. then you can use it as a desk chair :D
14:00 <ShadowLurker> take the seat off and put my face there
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker needs jesus
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:00 <ShadowLurker> will you be my godess
16:00 <ShadowLurker> ill worship you
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the goddess of cake!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ my cat bringing the cat whip thingie over
18:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/bW758bZ
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lol full homo
20:00 <British^Meat>  Mmmm natalie portman
21:00 <p0oPaRRoT> Mmmm mew
21:00 <British^Meat> sup Abortion
22:00 <British^Meat> terrible day innit?
22:00 <p0oPaRRoT> British M
22:00 <Abortion> bit blowy, yeah
22:00 <Abortion> canned sailing for the evening
22:00 <Abortion> be a bit of a horror out there
22:00 <British^Meat> u sail?
22:00 <British^Meat> supposed to be 19 2moro
22:00 <Abortion> I saw 20 and I'm looking forward to more coolish days
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
24:00 <British^Meat> HELL YER
24:00 <British^Meat> oop
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i tell you what isn't homo
24:00 <Serenity> I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> international eat cake day!
25:00 <p0oPaRRoT> 32 here
26:00 <p0oPaRRoT> british m
33:00 <thestig> that cocain song 
33:00 <thestig> cant feel his face when cocainnnn
35:00 <British^Meat> me lil car was gettin blown about
35:00 <British^Meat> and im not terribly sure i'll ride today
35:00 <British^Meat> so, natalie portman hey?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Alleenkatze> 14 f cali here
36:00 <Abortion> well so long as we are talking portman well after Leon the Professional
38:00 <British^Meat> hah, yer i remember that one but not so sure ive seen it
38:00 <British^Meat> after proffesional and around mars attacks?
39:00 <Abortion> I dunno Mars attacks
39:00 <British^Meat> dunno or havent seen?
39:00 <British^Meat> dude...
39:00 <Abortion> both
39:00 <Abortion> the name is vaguely familiar, but thats it
39:00 <British^Meat> goddamn
40:00 <zaim> faux http://imgur.com/gallery/DxxsKI0
41:00 <faux> lolol zaim
41:00 <zaim> probably my favourite bro job story ever
41:00 <thestig> grose lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Alleenkatze> Leon the professional is an excellent movie.
45:00 <British^Meat> im a professional
49:00 <Alleenkatze> And i'm gay.
50:00 <faux> nomssss
50:00 <faux> making pasta for lunch
50:00 <faux> carblyf
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum
56:00 <faux> yoghurt and garlic sauce
56:00 <faux> tysm
58:00 <myimmortal> hello my disciples 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf with pasta
01:00 <faux> yup
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
01:00 <faux> crush garlic and basil
01:00 <faux> mix into yoghurt
01:00 <faux> pour on pasta
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… pass
01:00 <faux> lol if u eat tzatziki
01:00 <faux> and u eat pasta
01:00 <faux> i dont see the problem
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima having 1/2  FALAFEL oops caps
01:00 <myimmortal> im a breastfeedian
02:00 <faux> lrn2eat
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i don't like taztziki
02:00 <faux> well u sux
02:00 <faux> !
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12249793_880217608759713_6312649623929770226_n.jpg?oh=a29d36c0b4d44ea9177afa67c7e6a216&oe=56FA4D6E
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <faux> ever since i left the city yooouuu
26:00 <faux> yougot a reputation for yaasellllffnnooowijd
26:00 <Disp> lolz
26:00 <British^Meat> "can i drink your juice..........?"
27:00 <Disp> im a dick
27:00 <thestig> faux <3
27:00 <Disp> addicted to you
27:00 <thestig> disp lol wtf
27:00 <Disp> thats me name dont wear it out
27:00 <Disp> dispy
28:00 <Serenity> omg i just realised i have things to make tzatziki
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
29:00 <Doodle> oh u mean my sausage
29:00 <Doodle> not my penis
29:00 <Serenity> ahah
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Serenity> i need distraction for 10 mins
30:00 <Serenity> talk ppl
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
32:00 <Serenity> ok cool lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Doodle> just get your tits out jeez
33:00 <Doodle> i shouldnt have to talk
33:00 <British^Meat> give em an airing
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
33:00 <Doodle> lolol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> get yo' cocks out boys
34:00 <Doodle> will it be cash in hand love, or just 'in hand'?
34:00 <Serenity> i cant im on the bike
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> the lady wants to be entertained
34:00 <Doodle> ;)
34:00 <Serenity> they'll flap around
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> go go go
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> go speed racer go!
34:00 <Serenity> ive got sweat pouring off me lol
35:00 <British^Meat> Already done my 25ks have I
35:00 <Serenity> ive done 27.65 atm
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> today
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
36:00 <Serenity> yeah
36:00 <Doodle> swing by
37:00 <Disp> faux
37:00 <Disp> have you ever teabagged a dude
37:00 <British^Meat> y'all should get out there on a REAL bike
37:00 <British^Meat> Inclines, wind, turns your 27 in 52
37:00 <Serenity> exercise bikes have inclines
37:00 <Doodle> pff
37:00 <Serenity> thats what the resistances are for
37:00 <Doodle> stay off my road on your quaint victorian relic
38:00 <Disp> ?¿
38:00 <Serenity> ive done 29 now in 56
38:00 <Serenity> highest resis
38:00 <Doodle> sezz has legs like beer kegs
38:00 <Doodle> all rippling muscle
39:00 <thestig> leave faux alone SHES MINE
39:00 <thestig> disp y u not on undernet 
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> who is disp
39:00 <Disp> dont tell
39:00 <Serenity> nice save lol
39:00 <Doodle> haha
40:00 <Disp> lol undernet is crazy mang
40:00 <Disp> you can have faux man
41:00 <Disp> aslong as she teabags you
42:00 <Disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAiC9_Tpx2g
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 50 Cent - Position Of Power [Official Music Video] Views: 203,512 Uploader: PaperChaserDotCom Uploaded: Aug 29, 2009 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.95
42:00 <Disp> i like this song and artist
45:00 <Serenity> 32.28'
46:00 <faux> disp
46:00 <faux> lets play a game
46:00 <faux> you tell me in 5 lines or less why i shouldnt ban u
46:00 <faux> kgo
46:00 <thestig> are beer kegs rippled?
47:00 <Disp> because
47:00 <ShadowLurker> just ban em
47:00 <Disp> i
47:00 <Disp> am
47:00 <Disp> your
47:00 <Disp> father
47:00 <Disp> may the force be with you :>
47:00 <Serenity> smooth as bro
53:00 <Serenity> floss do you need the new key or have you desserted us
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> rekt
04:00 <Serenity> J00 G07 PWND
04:00 <thestig> lol
04:00 <thestig> hi ash hi sezz 
05:00 <Serenity> o/
10:00 <FuckoffFaux> ??
10:00 <FuckoffFaux> wtf
10:00 <FuckoffFaux> did i do
10:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
10:00 <FuckoffFaux> ronald
10:00 <FuckoffFaux> hey shitlips
10:00 <FuckoffFaux> still hangin round young kids?
10:00 <TheRon> yep i was right
11:00 <FuckoffFaux> LOLOLOLOL
13:00 <thestig> lol what a dickhead he is
16:00 <faux> K
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lmaooooooo @ mayo
19:00 <Serenity> whose mark esders
21:00 <pooflake> LOLOLOLOLOL
21:00 <pooflake> bumjacked
21:00 <Serenity> ermergerd this taztziki is delish
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ermergerd i need to get ready for work!
23:00 <ShadowLurker> i cbf with lunch
23:00 <Serenity> i got some tit tenders fro coles this morning half price
24:00 <pooflake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
24:00 <pooflake> ahh yes
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chamillionaire - Ridin' ft. Krayzie Bone Views: 84,550,249 Uploader: ChamillionaireVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.86
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
27:00 <pooflake> yo whats wrong man
27:00 <ShadowLurker> oo nom
28:00 <pooflake> shads my brother
30:00 <Serenity> 137cal each
31:00 <its_kuniva_felcher_bumiva> LOLOLOLOLOL
31:00 <its_kuniva_felcher_bumiva> bumjacked bumjacked bumjacked bumjacked bumjacked bumjacked
31:00 <ShadowLurker> not too bad
32:00 <Serenity> hmm why did that not work
33:00 <TheRon> shouldn't he be out on a ledge somewhere?
33:00 <zaim> lag
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> later peeps
35:00 <TheRon> 80k winds in ballarat
36:00 <Serenity> breezy
36:00 <TheRon> yep
37:00 <TheRon> good chicks in dresses day
40:00 <British^Meat> Abortion, fires
42:00 <Abortion> I'll check the CFS page
42:00 <British^Meat> just got back from taking pics
42:00 <British^Meat> big one at mallala
43:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12112451_10154354787723032_2792413305220383419_n.jpg?oh=7b8e12fae4f3a268532f613996cb9902&oe=56DDA494&__gda__=1458493845_eb7d373b06cfb354ae9ce80643a2c19f
43:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12294659_10154354787938032_2849662599691653762_n.jpg?oh=33c2e0e66162fa2ed411f21989742313&oe=56DE482A&__gda__=1457240853_f7e7a58fba31aebf1f5b46a534333997
43:00 <Serenity> woah
44:00 <Abortion> Funny that today should be a major day for bushfires, its not excessively hot or dry, just windy
44:00 <British^Meat> gotta reboot, this puters being a massive jerk
47:00 <ShadowLurker> im getting a little bit hungry
49:00 <British^Meat> ugh, restart and get the MIRC nag screen
49:00 <Abortion> mebe use something other than mirc?
51:00 <British^Meat> but i love it :(
51:00 <British^Meat> ive used it since day one
51:00 <ShadowLurker> still cbf but
52:00 <Serenity> im on the harvey norman website
52:00 <Serenity> clicked the phones tab
53:00 <Serenity> and it says 'Phones and Phablets' LOL
53:00 <Serenity> wot
53:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh phablets
53:00 <ShadowLurker> mix of tablet and phone
53:00 <simba> phablets is hell outdated now harvey norman u old mman
53:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
54:00 <simba> they dont still label them phablets do they?
54:00 <Serenity> i have never heard of it before rofl
54:00 <simba> get this its good and cheap http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/motorola-moto-g-3rd-gen---black-xt1550
56:00 <simba> click clack its my rap attack
01:00 <British^Meat> your raps are crap and they aint good
01:00 <British^Meat> just like Joshua Black
02:00 <British^Meat> Wood
03:00 <simba> 4 days left 336 dat is some good shet
05:00 <Serenity> surely hes not still alive
06:00 <simba> P.O.D - ALIVE
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <British^Meat> He sure would be
12:00 <British^Meat> Hes like a yo yo's or marbles
12:00 <British^Meat> they never go away
15:00 <ShadowLurker> dont say his name
16:00 <ShadowLurker> he'll come back
22:00 <TheRon> 420
27:00 <British^Meat> beagle would die sooner
28:00 <Serenity> lets face it theyre all gonna live way too long
31:00 <Alleenkatze> blazeit
32:00 <ShadowLurker> true
36:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12274583_10156289817585711_4355931451677835080_n.jpg?oh=9ca2bc8682afe2325a4e7843bd9285be&oe=56F565B9
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12310633_1218532161494629_6033445548093827663_n.jpg?oh=d3c237c5723529569137a8b47019c63c&oe=56F9952B
39:00 <TheRiddler> for faux
46:00 <TheRon> throw me the tumbling dice
51:00 <Floss> into the nether i go
52:00 <TheRon> you cant hide your lyin eyes
52:00 <beegal> So.... Where was I
56:00 <Floss> well that was over quickly
00:00 <TheRon> whats the frequency kenneth
04:00 <TheRon> leave a tender moment alone
04:00 <TheRiddler> how do you rate you dogs draft TheRon
04:00 <TheRiddler> also cats draft
04:00 <TheRon> what did the dogs get?
05:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i got vodka orange sorbet
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> bravo, who ever that is in here spying
08:00 <TheRiddler> keiren collins josh dunkley marcus adams bailey williams
09:00 <TheRon> all reports you got some bargains
09:00 <TheRiddler> port was lucky
09:00 <Immutable> bwahahaha
09:00 <Immutable> work is ova for the day
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12:00 <TheRon> hawthorn got burton, top five before the injuries
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13:00 <TheRon> exceleent
14:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
14:00 <TheRiddler> that could take the risk with his leg
14:00 <TheRiddler> *they
16:00 <TheRon> carlton the big winners for mine
21:00 <beegal> British^Meat: I'm watching u
21:00 <beegal> Stay away from my drugs
21:00 <beegal> High as fuck Hogg
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lmao
22:00 <ShadowLurker> what a cockflop
22:00 <Bonny> a cockflop? lol
22:00 <Bonny> floppy dick
22:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty much
22:00 <ShadowLurker> soft
23:00 <Bonny> lol
23:00 <ShadowLurker> opposite of a cardcunt
23:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh British^Meat
23:00 <ShadowLurker> youre being watched
23:00 <thestig> it was me playing around loll
23:00 <thestig> haha
23:00 <Bonny> so you're the cockflop
23:00 <thestig> yep :(
24:00 <Bonny> awww
26:00 <Serenity> naughty stiggeh
27:00 <ShadowLurker> here stiggy https://40.media.tumblr.com/17fc143852fb23d581b68c5c83e33a7b/tumblr_ny7c4ytSQW1ucfqyko1_400.jpg
27:00 <thestig> i was waiting for this lathe so i thought ooo
27:00 <Serenity> haha
27:00 <thestig> haha thanks shadow
28:00 <ShadowLurker> or for the hard worker
28:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/cf42d9f6f000c8d4d31330e6ed5621d7/tumblr_ny83bqIGKE1ucfqyko1_400.jpg
29:00 <faux> zzzzzzzzz
29:00 <faux> i wouod like to sleep for a century
29:00 <British^Meat> floppers
30:00 <TheRon> i watched the x files last night, it was the stretchy liver eating guy
30:00 <British^Meat> YES
30:00 <doctor> guys gotta eat
30:00 <British^Meat> one episode i always remember
30:00 <British^Meat> that and this kinda bug cloud thing
30:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
31:00 <TheRon> he's damn handy when you drop a pen behind the fridge
31:00 <British^Meat> i RAELLY gotta get that show and start re-watching it
31:00 <faux> RAELLY
31:00 <thestig> that girl has a lot of baggage 
32:00 <British^Meat> err
32:00 <British^Meat> god know how i managed to jump chat windows
32:00 <myimmortal> i have received my bounty from the milf goddess 
33:00 <computerlabnerd> ww3
33:00 <British^Meat> no doubt...
33:00 <ShadowLurker> nice baggage
34:00 <computerlabnerd> maybe i shoudl watch "preppers"
36:00 <computerlabnerd> if proper ww3 comes out and it gets bad do you reckon ausyralia will guive us guns?
46:00 <British^Meat> no
47:00 <Serenity> oh ohhh baby its the ultimate feeelen
48:00 <computerlabnerd> i dont subribe to any of his beliefs but i watch alot of alex jones re: syria
50:00 <TheRon> when we arrive sons and daughters, we''ll make our home on the water 
51:00 <TheRon> motorboating?
06:00 <simba> lol computerlabnerd
06:00 <simba> why do you watch alex jones?
07:00 <TheRon> worse then bolt
07:00 <computerlabnerd> i dont know, ecept for entertainment
07:00 <simba> WHO
07:00 <computerlabnerd> i also watch chistopbher greene of AMTV on youtube for entertainment
08:00 <simba> i dont care
08:00 <TheRon> port win last night?
08:00 <computerlabnerd> i suppose you could say i deserve to pay $$$ to jones
08:00 <simba> PAFC 1870
09:00 <TheRon> fuck BvB!
09:00 <Clarkson> idiot wouldn't fuck me or even let me suck his dick
09:00 <simba> wow rude
09:00 <simba> bvb is good
09:00 <TheRon> better than PAFC?
10:00 <computerlabnerd> dudes...
10:00 <simba> counter-terrorists win
11:00 <computerlabnerd> 7 standard drinks
11:00 <computerlabnerd> cool. if ww3 breaks out im sticking with al;3x jones till my net gets cut off
12:00 <computerlabnerd> he just said if ww3 breaks out he will be here doibng zspecial reports
12:00 <simba> we're already in war you asshole
13:00 <simba> stop listening to alex jones and stop typing in here
13:00 <Serenity> god damn im starving
14:00 <computerlabnerd> no. jones is paying out turkey
15:00 <computerlabnerd> infowars
15:00 <TheRon> alex jones i no alan jones
15:00 <TheRon> is
15:00 <computerlabnerd> alan jones is a zero in compraison to alex. even if alex is lying in his narrative
17:00 <computerlabnerd> jones will look after you
17:00 <TheRon> computerlabnerd: you don't have to live like a refugee
18:00 <computerlabnerd> well jones just said that the refugees are staying with cops, lawyers, with swimming popols and welfare
19:00 <Serenity> http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
21:00 <computerlabnerd> oh shit
21:00 <Clarkson> i assumed youre fat cause of the ever ever shit
21:00 <computerlabnerd> wow that vodka was really there
21:00 <TheRon> say goodbye to hollywood
21:00 <computerlabnerd> that last sip
21:00 <TheRon> say goodbye my baby
22:00 <Lumeah>  sup
22:00 <TheRon> beer
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> Cool
23:00 <TheRon> fuck it's been windy
23:00 <Clarkson> crow show me ur pic so we can bitch about u
23:00 <TheRon> looked it up close to 90k's
23:00 <Lumeah> Not windy here
24:00 <TheRon> so glad i didnt play bowls
25:00 <Lumeah> Nods 
25:00 <TheRon> the wind makes you look stupid
26:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - tumbling dice
26:00 <Serenity> t(•_•t)
29:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
29:00 <Lumeah> Like u got no skill? 
30:00 <TheRon> but i have got skill
30:00 <TheRon> i'm awesome
30:00 <Lumeah> Do beginners look stupid? 
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <TheRon> the first bowl i ever put down, no word of a lie, a resting toucher
32:00 <Lumeah> ...... 
33:00 <TheRon> it's good
33:00 <Lumeah> annoying
33:00 <zaim> deal with it (⌐■_■)
33:00 <TheRon> 420?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' frraks
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> FREAKS
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
33:00 <TheRon> hello
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
34:00 <faux> meeeelies
34:00 <TheRon> and when i get excited my little china girl says ooh baby just you shut your mouth
34:00 <TheRon> that's all i got
35:00 <Lumeah> Im stuffed 
35:00 <Lumeah> Had a whole can of creamed corn.. Num num num
35:00 <Serenity> 11t(•_•t) 8t(•_•t) 9t(•_•t)
35:00 <TheRon> that's not impressing anyone
35:00 <Serenity> im not here to impress you
35:00 <TheRon> well you should be damn it
35:00 <TheRon> :)
36:00 <TheRon> this creamed corn tastes like creamed crap
36:00 <Serenity> nope
36:00 <TheRon> oh carn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… i had to install everything on my computer….
36:00 <TheRon> fun
37:00 <British^Meat> lol, like out of the can?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much fun
37:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh katatonic_kate01
38:00 <amelia> hurro fauxxxeh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/we.dropped.that.dirka.dirk/posts/890091527676075
38:00 <TheRiddler> for you
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <TheRon> ahh dirka dirka
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's amazing! LOL
40:00 <TheRon> i like it when beavis and butthead watch that washing machine and go "that's amazing!"
41:00 <Lumeah> Sup on toast too
41:00 <Lumeah> Yup
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> love it
42:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt there anything ne to talk about
42:00 <ShadowLurker> its the sme shit every day
42:00 <TheRon> creamed corn?
43:00 <British^Meat> i dont think ive ever talked about creamed corn in here
43:00 <Lumeah> Yum yum
43:00 <British^Meat> only in #corn
43:00 <Lumeah> Is num
43:00 <ShadowLurker> creamed corn and philly cheese make a good dip
43:00 <TheRon> as long as it wasnt korn
43:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh 
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol creamed korn
43:00 <British^Meat> my mate once gave me creamed corn in a burger, TBH it was horrible
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hmm not sure if want
44:00 <ShadowLurker> now corn on the cob
44:00 <ShadowLurker> thats delish
44:00 <Lumeah> Not how u eat
44:00 <Mei> so is your mums pussy
44:00 <Clarkson> ive seen documentaries where wolves have had penis lock during cold blizzards even
44:00 <British^Meat> lol errrr
45:00 <TheRon> simply grilled on the bbq with a dollop of butter
45:00 <ShadowLurker> someones gotta come in and fuck things up
45:00 <Lumeah> Omg  i can lay on my lounge.. Very chuffed 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> with the husk on still tho
45:00 <ShadowLurker> peel her open and rub with butter n salt
45:00 <TheRon> i'd lay on your lounge
45:00 <ShadowLurker> i wouldnt
45:00 <ShadowLurker> its be like a shagpile
46:00 <Lumeah> Who wouldn't 
46:00 <TheRon> how come shagging on the shag doesn't work
46:00 <TheRon> you'd think it would but it doesnt 
46:00 <ShadowLurker> rug burn is a bitch
46:00 <TheRon> yep!
47:00 <Lumeah> Never had it
47:00 <ShadowLurker> never will
47:00 <British^Meat> "it"
47:00 <Lumeah> Bed ta 
47:00 <TheRon> ever popped a waterbed?
47:00 <Lumeah> Good.
48:00 <Lumeah> U want rug burn? 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
48:00 <ShadowLurker> how delayed are you
48:00 <Lumeah> Your asking wot
48:00 <ShadowLurker> you're*
49:00 <Lumeah> Hee hee
49:00 <ShadowLurker> just stop talking, your dumb is showing
51:00 <couleurs> :P
52:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress
53:00 <TheRon> couleurs: simba said PAFC was better than BvB
53:00 <Lumeah> Your... Asshole is present i see
53:00 <couleurs> don't lie 2 me Ron
53:00 <TheRon> how about this heat
54:00 <TheRon> no word of a lie
55:00 <couleurs> soab
55:00 <TheRon> SAAB?
55:00 <couleurs> no
56:00 <TheRon> PSG played some games lately?
57:00 <couleurs> idk who cares they a fagget team
57:00 <TheRon> ppl keep trying to bomb them
58:00 <TheRon> too early?
58:00 <TheRon> what a fool believes he sees, the wise man has the power
00:00 <couleurs> Yes.
00:00 <TheRon> damn
00:00 <Immutable> Ja Ja Binx is my idol
01:00 <TheRon> if only i was dirk diggler
03:00 <ShadowLurker> well its been fun but i gotta go home
03:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
03:00 <TheRon> what does a blonde do when she wakes up?
03:00 <TheRon> gets up and goes home
09:00 <stebie> FiFa
10:00 <doctor> ja ja twinx europa
10:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
11:00 <couleurs> g'day
11:00 <Sunbeam> hiya colours :)
12:00 <Sunbeam> wow it's been a while since i was last in here
12:00 <couleurs> Sumbean :)
13:00 <couleurs> PiZZa
13:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doin'?
13:00 <TheRon> i got beer
13:00 <couleurs> bit tired... n u
13:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRon :)
13:00 <Sunbeam> i'm good..having my first cuppa of the day
14:00 <couleurs> u beautey
14:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you want
14:00 <TheRon> but if you try sometimes you find you get what you need
15:00 <doctor> sumarai pizza dogs
18:00 <amsy> ja ja binx
18:00 <amsy> ahaha
18:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :r
18:00 <amsy> hi cc :y
19:00 <Immutable> chicks love ja ja binx
19:00 <amsy> do you mean jar jar binks?
19:00 <Immutable> yes that kid
20:00 <amsy> lol
20:00 <Immutable> I want to be a racial stereo type that is returned to his people to become a general for doing nothing
21:00 <couleurs> i got a pimple
21:00 <Immutable> stereotype
21:00 <Immutable> I had a break out today
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need sleep!
22:00 <Immutable> not attractive
22:00 <TheRon> sleep when youre dead
23:00 <couleurs> SuCKa
23:00 <Lumeah> oh jon 
24:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kVifnzG.gif
24:00 <Lumeah> im out having dinner n the waitresses has the meanest looking face.. 
25:00 <Immutable> that's why you don't have a fat gothic girlfriend
25:00 <Lumeah> maybe she hates her jobs 
25:00 <TheRon> ask her to smile a bit
25:00 <Sunbeam> smile sweetly at her
26:00 <Immutable> punch her in the baby
26:00 <TheRon> she pretty?
27:00 <couleurs> :P
27:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/VEkHS9l.gif
27:00 <Immutable> some people have mean looking faces I'm one of them
27:00 <Lumeah> i can look mean
27:00 <Lumeah> hmm if she smiled 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> why does she have to smile
28:00 <amsy> cc irl
28:00 <couleurs> lolol fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> your obv not focused on customer service as your on irc 
28:00 <TheRon> does she have nice tits?
28:00 <Lumeah> cuz i dun wanna look at grumpy
28:00 <TheRon> i mean i couldn't care if she smiled
29:00 <amsy> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> well DONT LOOK
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're there to eat food not look at faces
29:00 <Lumeah> just wondering whats wrong 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck peeps bitch and moan about shit
29:00 <Lumeah> yup
29:00 <TheRon> the women especially
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
29:00 <TheRon> oh no i didn't
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> guilty
29:00 <Lumeah> im paying.. should be good 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> maccas?
30:00 <TheRon> classy
30:00 <TheRon> would a bottle of wine make maccas classy?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> goon
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
31:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/y2zyQVv.gifv
35:00 <computerlabnerd> awesome
36:00 <Immutable> bae
36:00 <faux> mmm
36:00 <faux> wine
36:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - secret garden
36:00 <TheRon> anybody else get teary listening to that
37:00 <computerlabnerd> any1 own  a kick ass drone
37:00 <Clarkson> well its 2 oz's of bud to about 750grams of butter, heat and simmer for about 30 minutes or some shit
37:00 <computerlabnerd> i would use 1.250 kg of butter to 2 oz of bud
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi frayedknot :)
37:00 <frayedknot> hi Sunbeam 
37:00 <frayedknot> ltns
37:00 <Sunbeam> yep it has been a while
37:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doin'?
37:00 <frayedknot> i'm okay.. you?
37:00 <Sunbeam> good thanks
38:00 <computerlabnerd> the 250mg is the shit you loose.. or, if you use a kg expect 750g after
38:00 <computerlabnerd> and use muslin cloth
38:00 <TheRon> had any encounters of the male kind we need to know about?
39:00 <Immutable> burqa
39:00 <Sunbeam> who?
39:00 <TheRon> youy
40:00 <computerlabnerd> i had giant spews before as i had 7 standard drinks in an hour
40:00 <Immutable> the hero is here to save the dday
40:00 <Immutable> burqa man away
41:00 <computerlabnerd> the islamics gonna get ya
41:00 <computerlabnerd> i cant drive to coles
41:00 <Sunbeam> errrr .....no
41:00 <TheRon> that's no good
41:00 <SweetLemonade> good evening faggots
42:00 <couleurs> yes i have a drone, i flew it into the girls changing rooms and got them on video :P
42:00 <Sunbeam> hello SweetLemonade
42:00 <SweetLemonade> hai
43:00 <SweetLemonade> wb fox
44:00 <Immutable> wow that's pretty boring
44:00 <couleurs> wwjd
45:00 <computerlabnerd> i want to control it via controller and tablet
45:00 <TheRon> i can still hear you saying you will never break the chain
47:00 <TheRiddler> what about the female kind
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <SweetLemonade> :P
48:00 <couleurs> control ya mom
49:00 <faux> thanks
49:00 <faux> person
49:00 <SweetLemonade> hey its not my fault i have a dynamic personality
50:00 <Immutable> couleurs is the type of person to yell all kinds of stupid shit when mandkind is advancing
51:00 <stebie> that's nice
51:00 <Immutable> nobody bashes rocks together like couleurs 
51:00 <couleurs> Ok HoMo
52:00 <Immutable> yeah I'm a homo sapien...
52:00 <Immutable> what are you?
53:00 <couleurs> 1 cool dude
56:00 <couleurs> Next !
57:00 <stebie> hi fibry
57:00 <couleurs> Prippit
57:00 <Immutable> well that was an anticlimax
58:00 <couleurs> when r u getten the FiFa stebie...
58:00 <stebie> when i am less poor
58:00 <dematerialised> impotence is a common problem amongst males with low testosterone Immutable
58:00 <dematerialised> but there are treatments available
58:00 <dematerialised> there is hope for you yet
58:00 <TheRon> a really good hooker
59:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
59:00 <dematerialised> yeah like
59:00 <dematerialised> some kind of philipino superstar hooker
59:00 <Immutable> well that was an anticlimax
59:00 <TheRon> philipnino furburger
00:00 <dematerialised> indeed
00:00 <Immutable> I'm listening to sade
00:00 <TheRon> nice
00:00 <TheRon> beck - devil's haircut
00:00 <Immutable> nice
00:00 <simba> beck - im a faggot
00:00 <dematerialised> i'm a love druggie and im addicted
01:00 <couleurs> tay tay - trouble
02:00 <Immutable> tay tay ?
03:00 <couleurs> yea
03:00 <Immutable> yeah I'll just look em up
03:00 <TheRon> pm dawn - set adrift
04:00 <Immutable> illuminati confirmed
06:00 <Immutable> we need a partay people channel
06:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
06:00 <amsy> yep
06:00 <Immutable> couleurs, taylor swift?
07:00 <couleurs> yep
07:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :u
07:00 <TheRon> i'd do her
07:00 <amsy> hi cc :w
07:00 <TheRiddler> amsy
08:00 <TheRiddler> why were you sad at me
08:00 <ooomp> Live at Doodles house, aka DoodleCAM: http://i.imgur.com/vWw2D9Xh.jpg
08:00 <TheRiddler> was it the 9gag article?
08:00 <TheRiddler> also hai
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <partay> in fucking deed
09:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
09:00 <dematerialised> and by faggots i mean all of you
09:00 <TheRon> beck dreams
10:00 <Immutable> wat happn partay?
10:00 <couleurs> :P
11:00 <Immutable> you good and sexy?
11:00 <partay> Immutable no h0m0 
12:00 <Immutable> :S
12:00 <partay> dematerialised can provide assistance
12:00 <dematerialised> Immutable isn't my type
12:00 <dematerialised> intelligence is sexy, Immutable is not
13:00 <Immutable> immutable is not intelligence
13:00 <Immutable> spread the word
13:00 <Immutable> sounds like some sort of gay german techno lyrics
13:00 <Immutable> "immutable is not intelligence"
13:00 <amsy> oh ash
14:00 <Immutable> "we are in da techno club"
14:00 <Immutable> "velcomen to gay tv"
14:00 <amsy> because you linked me to that page with all the gift ideas for my neighbout totoro lovers and i went looking to buy the umbrella and its sold out and not likely to be on sale again
14:00 <amsy> :''''''''(
15:00 <simba> "Be Quiet"
15:00 <amsy> willkommen?
15:00 <dematerialised> you know who is my type? Milo Yiannopoulos
15:00 <dematerialised> i'd let him do naughty things to me
15:00 <amsy> who
15:00 <dematerialised> a lot of totoro stuff isnt available
15:00 <dematerialised> ive been chasing a nekobus keyring for literally half a year
15:00 <Serenity> wtf is totoro
15:00 <dematerialised> no luck yet
15:00 <Serenity> i dont think we're in norway anymore totoro
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> aahhh
16:00 <dematerialised> social commentator
16:00 <dematerialised> not afraid to tell things how it is
16:00 <dematerialised> and doesnt pander to soft cock media views when talking about things like people who pretend they are animals
16:00 <dematerialised> and other retarded shit
16:00 <faux> ok
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's 1 of those studio ghibi films sezz
16:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no idea what that means lol but ty
16:00 <TheRiddler> like spirited away
16:00 <TheRiddler> princess monoko 
16:00 <TheRiddler> how's moving castle
17:00 <Immutable> shit I do that
17:00 <Clarkson> [08:57:20] fuck off1
17:00 <faux> imagine we knew who you were talking about
17:00 <Maurice> Stupid cat tried onoticing
17:00 <Maurice> Ircing young
17:00 <faux> why do u have a cat Maurice 
17:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:00 <Maurice> So she can type on irc for me
17:00 <faux> legitimate question 
17:00 <Maurice> Save my finger power
17:00 <faux> i dont think ive ever seen you say a nice thing about it lol
17:00 <Maurice> Have you not noticed the flood of pics on fb lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> +l
17:00 <dematerialised> you might as well be speaking indian TheRiddler
17:00 <Serenity> ^
17:00 <dematerialised> i dont think ghibli films are her thing..
17:00 <TheRon> gili was a shit movie
17:00 <TheRiddler> it's an anime studio that works with disney
17:00 <dematerialised> your mum was
17:00 <couleurs> it's anime thing
18:00 <Maurice> I loves her, shes just dumb
18:00 <faux> no
18:00 <dematerialised> you dont love her
18:00 <dematerialised> you hate her intensely
18:00 <Maurice> Soon as I open my laptop she climbs over the keyboard
18:00 <faux> Awh!
18:00 <couleurs> n e 1 going 2 c michael buble next year msg me
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <Immutable> beer and salad don't mix
18:00 <TheRiddler> well recently they have
18:00 <amsy> http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/my-neighbor-totoro-main-review.jpg
18:00 <Serenity> thank you couleurs that made more sense.. which is odd coming from you
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about couleurs only communicates clearly and effectively
18:00 <couleurs> No Pepperoni 
18:00 <Serenity> excuse me but out. couleurs and I have our thing.
18:00 <TheRon> bvb?
19:00 <Maurice> And to be fair, faux, I don't often say nice things about the kids either ;)
19:00 <dematerialised> my face and your fist do
19:00 <Immutable> lol dematerialised you'd run just like every wannabe jock douche that catches a glimpse of me
19:00 <dematerialised> nah
19:00 <dematerialised> i'd just straight up drop you
19:00 <Serenity> i dont watch anime
19:00 <couleurs> BvB play in the morning...
19:00 <dematerialised> he acheives high grades in most classroom subjects and gets along well with the rest of the class
19:00 <amsy> http://d2a2wjuuf1c30f.cloudfront.net/product_photos/24868320/tumblr_nebqvcra1o1syir6qo1_1280_original.jpg this is the umbrella i wanted
19:00 <dematerialised> oh nice
19:00 <Serenity> thats pretty cool amsy
19:00 <dematerialised> it'd be a shame if the wind broke it though
20:00 <Maurice> But hes punching you
20:00 <amsy> lol
20:00 <Immutable> you'd run like the bitch you are
20:00 <amsy> sword fight time
20:00 <dematerialised> you remind me of Saemon
20:00 <Maurice> $#@! nAZ
20:00 <partay> i like Maurice's pussy
20:00 <Serenity> it'd be a shame if it impaled someones chest
20:00 <couleurs> Bye Ron
20:00 <amsy> would it though?
20:00 <dematerialised> it'd be a shame if you suffocated on my engorged phallus
20:00 <dematerialised> do you not ahve super windy storms there amsy?
20:00 <Serenity> IT'D BE A FUCKING SHAME IF I BIT YOUR COCK RIGHT OFF
20:00 <amsy> yeah but you dont use an umbrella then...
20:00 <dematerialised> true...
20:00 <dematerialised> carry on...
20:00 <amsy> you just wear waterproof clorhes
21:00 <Immutable> I'm allergic to cats
21:00 <Maurice> She just pinged the channel
21:00 <Maurice> (17:20:32) *** [#melbourne] ¢ PING sent to #melbourne
21:00 <Maurice> (17:20:32) *** #melbourne Can't send CTCP to channel (+C set)
21:00 <Maurice> Oh and closed 20 other channels
21:00 <dematerialised> wow she's a hacker
21:00 <Maurice> Now my channels are all out of wack
21:00 <dematerialised> waterproof hoofs
21:00 <Mei> Serenity the cock biter
21:00 <dematerialised> Mei the gender confused transvestite
21:00 <Serenity> its a natural reaction to being suffocated
21:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im an elephant
22:00 <thestig> mei the ladyboi
22:00 <Serenity> we know
22:00 <Immutable> there is an elephant in the room
22:00 <Serenity> pretty sure mei asked nat if she wanted to fight the other day rofl
22:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:00 <Mei> hell yeh
23:00 <dematerialised> who is this "for chen"
23:00 <couleurs> Immutable rated as most irritating new chatter of 2k15
23:00 <Mei> she is chicken though
23:00 <dematerialised> Mei are you at leats a cute tranny?
23:00 <dematerialised> pics?
23:00 <thestig> loll
23:00 <Serenity> poor nat, shes probably the most harmless IRCer on the planet
23:00 <amsy> is mei the person that wants to compete for shit?
24:00 <dematerialised> i dunno about that
24:00 <dematerialised> computerlabnerd runs a close race
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dematerialised comes in close second ;)
24:00 <dematerialised> nah i always come first
24:00 <dematerialised> :3
24:00 <couleurs> ;)
24:00 <Immutable> I always come last...
24:00 <dematerialised> nah
24:00 <dematerialised> just a curious character
24:00 <dematerialised> mostly armless
24:00 <Serenity> no idea who it even is
24:00 <amsy> it messaged me hey slut yesterday lol
24:00 <amsy> i assumed mayo or pliv
24:00 <Serenity> why dont i get messages
24:00 <Serenity> fucking cunt trolls
24:00 <amsy> scary 
24:00 <dematerialised> i just assume every new nick is mayo or pliv
24:00 <dematerialised> or some other retard
24:00 <couleurs> nobody eva msgs me :(
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> that's impolite dematerialised! ;)
25:00 <dematerialised> hehe
25:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I cum first :P
25:00 <Clarkson> i dont have crap music
25:00 <dematerialised> :p
25:00 <couleurs> Clarkson u r crap music u r jubstein brieber
25:00 <Clarkson> try to fuck her pockets
25:00 <dematerialised> her fat pockets
25:00 <thestig> (Mei) http://picpaste.com/SideProfile-et6UhGhj.jpg
25:00 <Serenity> /msg couleurs hey friend
25:00 <thestig> def fake pic
25:00 <dematerialised> my gosh
25:00 <dematerialised> if thats Mei
25:00 <dematerialised> i would put both dicks in it
25:00 <Serenity> that looks like rompers wife
25:00 <thestig> hahaha
25:00 <Immutable> you should see the pm's I get
25:00 <Serenity> so fresh from thailand she's still got the marks from the stamps
25:00 <dematerialised> Mei, hook a brother up
25:00 <Immutable> the weirdest stupidest fuckers
26:00 <Serenity> Immutable shoosh, we're still waiting for logs mate
26:00 <dematerialised> master, master!
26:00 <dematerialised> master of puppets, pulling your striiiiiiiings!
26:00 <thestig> mei has gone quiet
26:00 <dematerialised> you scared her off
26:00 <dematerialised> you dick
26:00 <Serenity> fuck you guys that joke was funny
26:00 <thestig> you are not good enough for he anyways demat
27:00 <Immutable> one free sex session with dematerialised 
27:00 <dematerialised> oh i chortled internally
27:00 <How> hey all
27:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about im pretty much a rockstar
27:00 <How>  how is everyone doing
27:00 <thestig> i didnt get the marks from the stamps
27:00 <Serenity> acknowledge me when im being funny please my ego requires attention
27:00 <Serenity> thestig...
27:00 <dematerialised> LOL sezz you are so funny and randum ><
27:00 <couleurs> just sitten here eating my smoked almends
27:00 <Serenity> thank you demat my ego is sufficiently tickled
28:00 <faux> follow simba guys @WOGMEMES
28:00 <dematerialised> nps bb
28:00 <Immutable> serenity is so boring
28:00 <Serenity> go and find those fucking logs you shit lord
28:00 <dematerialised> shitlord
28:00 <dematerialised> one word
29:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/zjOtYsa
29:00 <dematerialised> for the record you don't need to win a booby prize to sexme
29:00 <dematerialised> just ask nicely
29:00 <dematerialised> we'll work something out
29:00 <Immutable> don't have all of the logs where you were on about hate fucking me or something
29:00 <Immutable> that shit was weird btw
29:00 <Serenity> no im saying it with emphasis between the words to show my disgust
29:00 <dematerialised> you literally choose random topics or things people have said in the channel and then make up stories using them Immutable
29:00 <dematerialised> it's incredible
29:00 <dematerialised> you're like a really smart bot
29:00 <dematerialised> but you are not a bot on AustNet
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thx partay 
30:00 <Serenity> i've spoken about hate fucking in mains. Never wanting to fuck you. you are confused son
30:00 <dematerialised> im actually wondering if it is a bot
31:00 <Immutable> fuck I'm an engineer
31:00 <Immutable> are ukrainians wogs?
31:00 <dematerialised> you design new innovative ways to ingest cock
31:00 <dematerialised> that explains the lack of actual intelligence
31:00 <Serenity> and if you 'dont have the time' which we all know is the biggest load of dog shit ever. dont offer to find these made up logs. capiche?
31:00 <dematerialised> wb k9
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
32:00 <Immutable> ...
32:00 <dematerialised> there's no shame in it
32:00 <dematerialised> be proud of your profession
32:00 <Immutable> at least I'm not flipping burgers or whatever you do
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta :D
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
32:00 <TheRiddler> wb
32:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, same as usual, just chillen with me babes
32:00 <dematerialised> wbu
32:00 <Serenity> dematerialised can you pick some lemons for me plz. im too short and pauls not home
32:00 <Serenity> ty
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> come over and pick em yourself
32:00 <dematerialised> they are the size of my head atm
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothin' much
33:00 <partay> Immutable i bet youre a cab driver
33:00 <Immutable> nah I'm an electrical engineer
33:00 <dematerialised> you spelled cock engineer wrong
33:00 <dematerialised> fyi
33:00 <Serenity> ohh u have some too
33:00 <Serenity> ours are so small
33:00 <Serenity> i think the tree needs water
33:00 <dematerialised> dude my lemon tree is a fucking mutant
33:00 <dematerialised> literally lemon melons
33:00 <dematerialised> so big
33:00 <Serenity> speak of the devil
33:00 <Serenity> brb
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Immutable> the difference between you and me is that I could engineer some sort of cock device
34:00 <Clarkson> youre just a piece of shit perp
34:00 <dematerialised> the difference between you and I is that I actually finished high school
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <partay> Immutable im placing my order now 
34:00 <British^Meat> y r u 2 having a dick measuring competition?
34:00 <simba> lol faux
34:00 <Immutable> ...
35:00 <simba> /nick WOGMEMES
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <dematerialised> dankmemes2015
35:00 <Immutable> how much you paying partay ?
35:00 <dematerialised> hi lover
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelio
36:00 <partay> depends if its any good... I'll can fund any mass prduction
37:00 <Immutable> need to design sexy hentai waifu sexbot
37:00 <Clarkson> ok i gotta go wear out my anger b4 this cunt gets here
37:00 <dematerialised> otherwise it'd end up being a hatefuck Clarkson?
37:00 <Clarkson> if i was single i'd pay for sex
37:00 <dematerialised> man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
38:00 <partay> never been to a hooker.. whats the deal dematerialised?
38:00 <dematerialised> they're nice ladies
38:00 <dematerialised> not shy about what it is they do
38:00 <dematerialised> you've got money, they've got vaginas
38:00 <dematerialised> get tot it
39:00 <dematerialised> or you can just cuddle
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> i prefer to get my cuddles for free
39:00 <partay> i bet faux likes cuddles 
39:00 <dematerialised> i bet she does too
39:00 <faux> i bet partay likes narrating about faux
40:00 <Serenity> and i was like AMELIOOOOOOOOOO
41:00 <faux> ok
41:00 <amelia> hi fwends x3
41:00 <dematerialised> did you go to the gym today
41:00 <amelia> i dids
42:00 <amelia> in morning and after works
42:00 <dematerialised> that's dedication
42:00 <dematerialised> one day i will be as strong as you
43:00 <Immutable> ahahaha my neighbours are fighting again
43:00 <amelia> i am not very strong
43:00 <amelia> dats why i trying to improve that
43:00 <dematerialised> oic
44:00 <zaim> join in
44:00 <faux> wow
44:00 <faux> bit rude
44:00 <simba> i was getting the partay off 
44:00 <zaim> kills 99.9% of faux
44:00 <faux> phew
44:00 <faux> tysm
44:00 <dematerialised> i am very strong but not very fit
44:00 <dematerialised> like brock lesnar
44:00 <dematerialised> one round and im pooped
44:00 <amelia> no stamina
45:00 <simba> 666 zaim = donald trump
45:00 <Immutable> really simba?
45:00 <zaim> my hair is real kthnx
45:00 <Immutable> yeah zaim don't complain about no wind farms
45:00 <dematerialised> yep
45:00 <Serenity> Mei thanks for the message <#
45:00 <Serenity> <3
45:00 <TheRiddler> become a body builder :p
45:00 <dematerialised> nah im no body builder
45:00 <Serenity> then he wont be strong or fit
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> HULK
45:00 <dematerialised> just a fat fuck that should eat less shit and exercise more
45:00 <dematerialised> or exercise full stpo
46:00 <Immutable> talking like I'm voting obama
46:00 <ShadowLurker> build bodies like frankenstien did
46:00 <amelia> i doubt you are strong
46:00 <amelia> you may think you are strong
46:00 <dematerialised> i am incredibly strong
46:00 <Serenity> i have a gym you can pay me to use it
46:00 <TheRiddler> I meant amelia lol
46:00 <dematerialised> i have retard strength
46:00 <amelia> i would never become a body builder jeezus
46:00 <Serenity> women body buildes are foullll
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> "this is my strong hand"
46:00 <amelia> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> builders
46:00 <Serenity> i like my wiminz 'soft'
47:00 <simba> #Politics
47:00 <dematerialised> #kony2012
47:00 <simba> that didnt work
47:00 <Immutable> hahaha kony2012 that shit was lol
47:00 <dematerialised> i like them alive
47:00 <amelia> i love the fit chick look
47:00 <dematerialised> sometimes dead too
47:00 <Serenity> just warm?
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah
47:00 <amelia> but I'll never get that
47:00 <TheRiddler> yes
47:00 <dematerialised> nothing worse than cold pussy
47:00 <TheRiddler> I like the fit look
47:00 <Serenity> be like lowing a canteloup
47:00 <Serenity> e
47:00 <TheRiddler> too
47:00 <Serenity> nah not me
47:00 <Serenity> yuck
47:00 <dematerialised> like rooting a tub of butter thats been in the fridge too long
48:00 <Immutable> love how the leader of that thing had a meltdown and went crazy
48:00 <Serenity> jeez
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Serenity> graphix
48:00 <couleurs> i like the i like u 2 look
49:00 <dematerialised> i think you need to calm down
49:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> same temperature and consistency
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
50:00 <simba> You need a yummy Snail Cum thickshake.
50:00 <simba> Ethan loves them.
50:00 <Immutable> I think you need to do whatever wannabe alpha males do with their lives
50:00 <dematerialised> wait are you calling me an alpha male?
50:00 <dematerialised> thanks i guess
50:00 <dematerialised> :3
50:00 <faux> u like trh pregnant look
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> flesh light could have saved you time and effort
50:00 <dematerialised> a fleshlight is no challenge
50:00 <amelia> likes the FaT TaYLoR look
50:00 <dematerialised> trust me rigor mortis is no joke
50:00 <dematerialised> it makes everything akward to move and position
51:00 <simba> if you wannabe an alpha male, you gotta use irc
51:00 <dematerialised> you move one leg across and the other shoots right up your nostrils
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
51:00 <dematerialised> i've seen things you people wouldnt believe k9
51:00 <dematerialised> im well travelled
51:00 <faux> oh we believe
52:00 <dematerialised> i have a lot of nightmares and ptsd
52:00 <Immutable> from looking at his penis
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> if he can find it
53:00 <British^Meat> also zig zig ahh
53:00 <British^Meat> aye oi zig bro hue
53:00 <faux> BAM
53:00 <faux> ye i went there
53:00 <Immutable> ...
53:00 <dematerialised> smooth
53:00 <dematerialised> Immutable i love that you just sit there and wait
53:00 <dematerialised> and dont participate
53:00 <dematerialised> until you see an opportunity
53:00 <dematerialised> its cute
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://40.media.tumblr.com/c35514f54d7b3d7f81636a90ebfb4d0f/tumblr_n925xckfAq1txo5ako1_500.jpg nsfw
54:00 <dematerialised> i suppose when you're so far down the pecking order, everything looks the same
54:00 <dematerialised> :3
54:00 <British^Meat> B U R N ! 
54:00 <dematerialised> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centres_in_Australia
54:00 <dematerialised> for your fresh wound Immutable
54:00 <dematerialised> get amongst it
54:00 <dematerialised> it;s a party and you're invited
54:00 <Immutable> mostly I'm just surprised at how much utter shit you can talk
54:00 <Immutable> and I wonder whether everyone else notices
55:00 <Immutable> did you just say I'm fresh...
55:00 <Immutable> thanks I guess
55:00 <Immutable> :3
55:00 <dematerialised> no i clearly said your fresh wound
55:00 <dematerialised> learn to read
55:00 <Immutable> I new I was fresh at the disco
55:00 <dematerialised> perhaps you should finish senior english
55:00 <dematerialised> it takes a higher wit than some might posess
55:00 <dematerialised> i do admit...
55:00 <dematerialised> +s
56:00 <Immutable> dude your high school certificate doesn't mean shit
56:00 <dematerialised> the self-pwn is real
56:00 <Serenity> you're both shit, stop with the muscle flexing
56:00 <dematerialised> im hardly even twitching my cock
56:00 <Immutable> you're p boring most of the time
57:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about
57:00 <dematerialised> i am sorry I have not entertained you
57:00 <dematerialised> please accept the most humble of my apologies
57:00 <amelia> you boys would be so much more useful if you were cleaning my house
58:00 <Immutable> how does a dumbass like you have so much confidence I have no idea
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
58:00 <dematerialised> please continue
58:00 <dematerialised> it feeds me
58:00 <Immutable> you should be crying into your moobs all day
58:00 <British^Meat> they're stuck in a dick measuring loop
58:00 <British^Meat> wont stop
58:00 <amelia> whilst i be lazy & irc
58:00 <Immutable> dematerialised lives close by
58:00 <Immutable> and he is willing
59:00 <Serenity> damn
59:00 <dematerialised> i'd find some antibiotics or something soon Immutable, that wound is getting infected
59:00 <dematerialised> septicemia is taking hold
59:00 <simba> is this practice for the schoolyard tomorrow
59:00 <simba> you guys better not be 30+
59:00 <Maurice> They need to fuck and get over it
59:00 <Clarkson> yea so you cant have sex with me
59:00 <simba> stop it now or i will cut your lunches
59:00 <Serenity> lool
59:00 <dematerialised> im just playing with him
59:00 <dematerialised> :(
00:00 <simba> play Smash Bros - for the Nintendo Gamecube
00:00 <dematerialised> fine...
00:00 <Serenity> i just cooked tomato, onion, apple and baby spinach together to have with my poached eggs... it was delicious
00:00 <dematerialised> mmm eggs
01:00 <dematerialised> im telling ya, find a place that delivers delicious full salads
01:00 <dematerialised> and i'm there
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <dematerialised> i do and i might
01:00 <dematerialised> depends what is in it for me
01:00 <dematerialised> i would needa t least 4 beers
01:00 <faux> chips
02:00 <faux> lots of chips
02:00 <dematerialised> nah no chips
02:00 <TheRiddler> I had cheezels
02:00 <faux> mm
02:00 <amelia> twisties
02:00 <faux> mmmmm
02:00 <amelia> chicken twisties
02:00 <faux> i 
02:00 <dematerialised> twisties will work
02:00 <dematerialised> get mea  big bag of twisties and 3 beers
02:00 <faux> brb uploading me dinner
02:00 <Serenity> zig zag twisties
02:00 <Serenity> fools
02:00 <dematerialised> and you ahve yourself a deal amelia
02:00 <amelia> no deal
02:00 <amelia> here is the deal
02:00 <amelia> 1. you clean my house until i say it's giod enough
03:00 <Serenity> soz i dont deliver
03:00 <dematerialised> maybe you should, little money on the side
03:00 <Serenity> nah thats what the blowies are for
03:00 <Serenity> i mean.. . . .. .
03:00 <dematerialised> oh right
03:00 <amelia> 2. you leave
03:00 <amelia> deal?
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah nah
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Lk41eS0.jpg
03:00 <dematerialised> you arent a very good businesswoman
03:00 <dematerialised> just quietly
03:00 <TheRiddler> wicked cheese r the best
03:00 <amelia> I'm a sales agent
03:00 <amelia> i negotiate on my terms
03:00 <faux> 4 Amelia 
03:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/divMOW7
03:00 <TheRiddler> she'll whip you
03:00 <dematerialised> i'd probably let her whip me tbh
03:00 <amelia> ooooooh is that fish
03:00 <dematerialised> means she's paying me attention
04:00 <Serenity> and what the fuck is this 6pm and the sun isnt even going down a little bit.. ITS NOT SUMMER YET
04:00 <dematerialised> its great
04:00 <dematerialised> BUT WAAAAHHH WE NEED DAYLIGHT SAVINGS WAAAAHH
04:00 <Serenity> i has chicken salad with like 4 kg of tzatz
04:00 <faux> oui
04:00 <amelia> mmmm i want dat salad n fish if thats wot it is
04:00 <faux> tis
04:00 <faux> was so yum
04:00 <Immutable> I had chinese
04:00 <faux> cos i didnt cook it
04:00 <amelia> but you can keep the tomato
04:00 <faux> u sux
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://fitnudegirls.tumblr.com/
05:00 <simba> amiigos delivers eveyrthing #number1 #eatnow
05:00 <Serenity> we sure as fuck dont
05:00 <Serenity> i hated the dls trial we had
05:00 <amelia> tomatohed
05:00 <faux> theres mushroom n cherry tomatoes
05:00 <amelia> jus like picard
05:00 <faux> n 5kgof spinach
05:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say that amelia
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> enjoy
05:00 <dematerialised> great minds think alike
05:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
05:00 <dematerialised> :3
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> also
05:00 <dematerialised> tfif
05:00 <amelia> werd
05:00 <amelia> can't wait for my hot choc and marshymells tomollow
06:00 <dematerialised> same
06:00 <dematerialised> its just not needed lol
06:00 <dematerialised> its not like people's work days suddenly changed time or length
06:00 <dematerialised> and they *already* get more sunlight than the rest of the year
06:00 <dematerialised> greedy fucks
06:00 <couleurs> tiggier you have the weirdest fetishes ever
06:00 <dematerialised> nom
06:00 <TheRiddler> ooh
06:00 <dematerialised> im knocking off at 12 with the rest of my team to go to the pub for lunch/afternoon tea/early dinner
06:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/QMmiPgG.gifv
06:00 <dematerialised> its a hard life mine
06:00 <amelia> i do the same
06:00 <faux> im knockin up 12 irc chicks 
06:00 <dematerialised> nice
07:00 <Serenity> we get more than enough daylight here in perth
07:00 <Serenity> we dont need it to be almost 10pm before its completely dark
07:00 <amelia> i dunno which pub dis time
07:00 <TheRiddler> hot
07:00 <dematerialised> 12 faux?
07:00 <dematerialised> thats more than me
07:00 <faux> ye
07:00 <dematerialised> you stuf
07:00 <dematerialised> stufd
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics faux
07:00 <Serenity> anthony? is dat u?
07:00 <dematerialised> stud even
07:00 <faux> k
07:00 <dematerialised> ffs
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
07:00 <faux> 8=============D
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <faux> yoire welcome
07:00 <Serenity> :>
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> is he still creating kids?
07:00 <dematerialised> im only knocking up like 3 or 4
07:00 <dematerialised> 5 if you count Mei
07:00 <amelia> Mei was meeting me at dianella shops
07:00 <faux> im gonna sleep for 23 mins brb
07:00 <TheRiddler> Mei Mei
08:00 <dematerialised> where's Ana_Ng
08:00 <dematerialised> we need an intellectual POV on this subject
08:00 <Serenity> oh god dont she'll start carrying on about birds telling us teh time
08:00 <dematerialised> kk fox
08:00 <dematerialised> why was she going to meet you amsy
08:00 <dematerialised> er
08:00 <dematerialised> amelia
08:00 <dematerialised> were you two going to fight
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the sack
08:00 <amelia> cos she sent sexy asian pics n i said dats not you
08:00 <amelia> she said yes it is i will punch you
08:00 <dematerialised> she never sends me any sexy asian pics
09:00 <dematerialised> its just some banter bruv
09:00 <dematerialised> mad bants
09:00 <dematerialised> i think its because i said he had a dick
09:00 <amelia> i said no is not
09:00 <amelia> i see you at dianella
09:00 <amelia> she said ok you will lick my pussy in the car bitch!
09:00 <dematerialised> :O
09:00 <dematerialised> risque!
09:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/j8D8YjgnGR4
10:00 <dematerialised> u kno just a bit of gabbin
10:00 <amelia> mos def a fat horny guy
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seinfeld Bass Riff Door Sensor Views: 324,707 Uploader: caliixxs Uploaded: Mar 8, 2015 Duration: 0m30s Rating: 4.94
10:00 <couleurs> lmao i want 1
10:00 <Immutable> that's meeeee
10:00 <dematerialised> "im funny because im fat" - ariel rebel
11:00 <Serenity> im telling you 'she' looks like rompers wife. guaranteed mei is romper irl
11:00 <dematerialised> ive never known/seen either
11:00 <dematerialised> so i will have to take your word
12:00 <Serenity> shoosh
12:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://youtu.be/c2X9Dj3ZYRA
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: dotto.mp4 Views: 14,404 Uploader: Garfield2142 Uploaded: Oct 7, 2015 Duration: 0m26s Rating: 4.71
12:00 <amelia> can i get a pizza dat ass
13:00 <Immutable> let him speak
13:00 <dematerialised> you dare attempt to silence me infidel?
13:00 <Serenity> ill fucking blow your head right off ur nek
13:00 <dematerialised> rite
13:00 <dematerialised> lets do dis
13:00 <dematerialised> i'll fucken rek u m8
13:00 <Serenity> rompers name was andrew.. which is funny cause nearly every single andrew thats been on here has been old bald and fat
13:00 <Serenity> picard/romper/fred bear
14:00 <Serenity> ill kik u so hard ur ears fall off
14:00 <dematerialised> :O
14:00 <dematerialised> such violence
14:00 <Serenity> sorry its all the sunlight its making me restless
14:00 <dematerialised> i understand
14:00 <TheRiddler> ariel rebel's ass
14:00 <dematerialised> i see
14:00 <dematerialised> ty for the irc history lesson sezz
14:00 <dematerialised> :3
14:00 <Serenity> i wouldnthave to do this ifyou didnt have such a pox memory
14:00 <dematerialised> lol
14:00 <dematerialised> probably
15:00 <Immutable> hit her dematerialised 
15:00 <dematerialised> the only thing i'll be hitting Serenity with is my engorged phallus
15:00 <Serenity> :o
16:00 <Immutable> I'm pretty sure she wants it
16:00 <Serenity> duh
16:00 <faux> gross
16:00 <dematerialised> it's not gross it's a beautiful display of adult intimacy
16:00 <TheRiddler> picard looks like romper imo
16:00 <Serenity> romper is taller
17:00 <Serenity> im not fussy about the D ok
17:00 <Immutable> I don't have a penis Serenity 
17:00 <dematerialised> he lost it in an unfortunate HV incident
17:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they're from the same farm
17:00 <Serenity> LOL
17:00 <dematerialised> fiona do you give good cuddles?
17:00 <dematerialised> i desperately need cuddles
18:00 <Serenity> did i say i wanted your d?
18:00 <Immutable> do you want me to dig up a log or something?
18:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
18:00 <dematerialised> haha this guy
18:00 <Serenity> find one of me telling u i want your cock
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come ova 4 dinner
18:00 <dematerialised> LEAVE
19:00 <Immutable> errg 
19:00 <Serenity> ill just wait quietly over here
19:00 <Immutable> this is a catch 22 situation here
19:00 <Serenity> its not really
19:00 <TheRiddler> it better be a good dinner
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> come over then go out 
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to resturant of ur choixe
19:00 <dematerialised> oh i see
19:00 <Serenity> Absolutely not -- amelia
19:00 <dematerialised> georgeandwell-alpha is trying to get in on my turf here
19:00 <amelia> ahaahahahaahhahaa
20:00 <Immutable> you talking shit again Serenity 
20:00 <amelia> would you Serenity?
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> free dinner of ur choice
20:00 <Immutable> he's not begging for dates yet dematerialised 
20:00 <Serenity> id rather peel my eyelids off
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> good deal
20:00 <dematerialised> Serenity would go on a date with me
20:00 <dematerialised> i know it
20:00 <Serenity> only if you pay
20:00 <dematerialised> always
20:00 <Serenity> cool
20:00 <amelia> and pull her chair out
21:00 <Maurice> Yum
21:00 <Serenity> uh yeah im talking shit telling you to find logs?
21:00 <Immutable> fuck I'm not going to do what you tell me to do
21:00 <Clarkson> TMZ and Extra back to back? fuck Hollywood.
21:00 <dematerialised> of course
21:00 <dematerialised> im a gentleman
21:00 <dematerialised> not some ruffian
21:00 <Serenity> hes not from the same farm as picard n romps
21:00 <dematerialised> Immutable please continue being cute
21:00 <dematerialised> its adorable
21:00 <amelia> one time i went on a date then at the end hes like so when can i see you again & i said oh i had nice time but prob no point catching up again. He said yeah i felt the same
21:00 <Immutable> eh I've got a date already
21:00 <Immutable> for tuesday
21:00 <dematerialised> oh wow amelia
21:00 <TheRiddler> but home cooked is better
21:00 <amelia> like ok lying mofo you jus asked to see again
21:00 <dematerialised> at least he was honest
22:00 <Serenity> look you offered to find them, if you dont have them just say so
22:00 <Immutable> no I didn't I asked you if you wanted me to find logs or something
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i would not take it well
22:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:00 <TheRiddler> for a dinner date
22:00 <dematerialised> wait is Immutable that guy that came on here asking for dating tips
22:00 <Serenity> you broke his heart you devil woman
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahaha
22:00 <dematerialised> a bell has just chimed
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> mainly cos im a crazy dude
22:00 <dematerialised> in my tiny brain
22:00 <amelia> tryin to act all cool after like yeah i didnt wanna see you anyway ok m8 bye
22:00 <dematerialised> i believe it
23:00 <British^Meat> i do
23:00 <British^Meat> show us
23:00 <Serenity> yes thats offering
23:00 <Serenity> i said yes.. so..
23:00 <Serenity> get to it young one
23:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> shes pertty much right, u did kinda offer
23:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/1tFDsL_mwBY
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ralph gets his heart broken Views: 409,567 Uploader: Matthew Gage Uploaded: Nov 22, 2013 Duration: 0m10s Rating: 4.89
23:00 <Serenity> amelias date
23:00 <TheRiddler> then you can wow her with your culinary skills
23:00 <Doodle> he didnt even get to see her slats
23:00 <dematerialised> slaaaaats
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i once went out with a grl.. she said no more dates.. i was yeah sure ok... and she hates me ever since cos i didnt feel bad
23:00 <amelia> AHAAHAGGAA
23:00 <TheRiddler> and no annoying kids running around n crying in maccas
23:00 <TheRiddler> :P
24:00 <Immutable> maybe
24:00 <dematerialised> stacking slats
24:00 <dematerialised> how has it gotten warmer since the sun has gone down
24:00 <dematerialised> can a climatologist please advise
24:00 <dematerialised> ty
24:00 <Serenity> i went on a date once.. we boned.. and i never spoke to him again
24:00 <Serenity> win
24:00 <amelia> ahahaahaha
25:00 <Doodle> i went on a date once
25:00 <couleurs> me 2
25:00 <stebie> "went"
25:00 <dematerialised> i havent been on any dates but ive taken plenty of ladyfriends out for lunch
25:00 <dematerialised> i am my own cockblock
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i was on a date
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and saw another girl 
25:00 <faux> ur hand doesnt count
25:00 <Immutable> my hatred for women shines through
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and was like...
25:00 <Doodle> oh
25:00 <amelia> i met a boy out n gave him my # whilst drunk and then next day he msg me and i didnt remember wot he looked like at all, so we arranged to have lunch n lucky he spotted me and i was over the moon that he was hot as hexagon
26:00 <amelia> den 2nd time i saw him he didn't wear hat and he was no longer hot
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <amelia> gutted
26:00 <dematerialised> lol
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> was he bald
26:00 <faux> ia that the one u showed me
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like an eagle
26:00 <Maurice> Whats worse is when they're hot, then they speak and sound like a girl
26:00 <faux> anx i said the exact same thi g
26:00 <amelia> not bald, jus hotter wif a cap like most boys are
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <dematerialised> you like boys with caps?
26:00 <dematerialised> what about wearing FUBU too?
26:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA nuh not that one faux but that guu is hot with or without
27:00 <Doodle> i never wear hats cos then my wingnut ears stick out
27:00 <amelia> sif fubu yux
27:00 <Serenity> my friend was at a party once... and this chick was tehre that not one really liked.. but the girl hooked up with this guy.. next moring she came out and shes like.. fuckkk i dont remember his name help me... so they're all like JAMES.. his name is james...
27:00 <Serenity> his name wasnt james
27:00 <dematerialised> meels boyfriends all wear button up nike exercise pants
27:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHAA
27:00 <faux> lool
27:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha omgosh button up nike trackies!!!!
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i went to a hooker once
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> .why do they even exist?
27:00 <Serenity> snap pants
28:00 <amelia> i was wearing dem when Tony Le tried to kiss me at camp
28:00 <faux> lmaooooo
28:00 <amelia> my first kiss
28:00 <faux> tony Le
28:00 <amelia> i fuckin cried
28:00 <amelia> and ran away
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im sure it wasnt her real name...nor did i use mine
28:00 <faux> xm irl
28:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
28:00 <faux> i miss year 6 camp
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hated camp
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was always povo
28:00 <TheRiddler> I took my fiancee to resturuants a fair bit and cooked for her too
28:00 <Serenity> i had snap pants in year 7
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i refused to wear em
28:00 <faux> this guy i liked liked me since year 1 and wrote me love letters and at camp gave me his hat and i slept with it
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> pllp
29:00 <dematerialised> i made that sound with my bum not long ago
29:00 <TheRiddler> *had
29:00 <faux> lmaoo
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're horrible
29:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
29:00 <Serenity> they were cool kate
29:00 <Serenity> YOU WERENT COOL KATE
29:00 <amelia> Cute so damn cute faux
29:00 <Immutable> lol that's romantic
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol slept with his hat
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
29:00 <dematerialised> ok
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ii was too cool
29:00 <TheRiddler> like on your head or between your legs :p
29:00 <Serenity> that was like.. an epic sign of affection when i was in primary school
29:00 <faux> he added me to fb like a vouple years ago and i was like omgosh 
29:00 <Serenity> if i boy let you wear his hat
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <faux> youve grown.
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im here too
30:00 <Maurice> Hot, some kids sweaty hat on your hair
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dont forget me
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassssssss
30:00 <faux> it wasnt sweaty it smelt amazd
30:00 <dematerialised> dont youuuuuu
30:00 <dematerialised> forget about me
30:00 <Serenity> in high school it was their rugby jumpers
30:00 <Maurice> I was talking about what Serenity said
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomitt
30:00 <faux> o
30:00 <amelia> did i tell you when Dylan Kennedy put a broach in my bag and a poem on valentine's day and i got my friend to go up to him n throw it at him
30:00 <Serenity> if a boy let you wear his phwoorrr you were in
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget About Me) Views: 27,596,585 Uploader: SimpleMindsVEVO Uploaded: Dec 3, 2010 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.91
30:00 <dematerialised> a song for georgeandwell-alpha
30:00 <faux> lmao meelies i love how u say theit names like we know them or theyre famous
30:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAH
30:00 <Serenity> lolll
30:00 <TheRiddler> did he become a footballer
30:00 <Serenity> lily got her first present from a boy not long ago
30:00 <dematerialised> you mean a rapist
30:00 <TheRiddler> that's a pretty common footballer name
31:00 <faux> full capitalised too
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahhaa
31:00 <amelia> awwww wot did she get
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im pretty dark these days as i detach from society
31:00 <Serenity> he made her a necklace haha with 'lily rulez' on it haha
31:00 <amelia> AWWWW
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> dont dont dont dont
31:00 <dematerialised> dont youuuuuuuuu
31:00 <amelia> cute as hexagon
31:00 <dematerialised> forget about meeeeee
31:00 <couleurs> at year 6 or 7 camp i sleep walked into the girls cabins (they were opposite the boys ones) and tried to kick a girl out of her bed. camp ruled.
31:00 <faux> when i was like 13 i dated this dude for like over a year im p sure we thought we were in love and on my 14th bithday e bought me 14 roses and kissed me 14 times
31:00 <Serenity> someone pay attention to shane hes gonna die in a minute
31:00 <Maurice> Bo got a bracelet off his gf a few weeks ago
31:00 <faux> then fingerbanged me in the movies
31:00 <dematerialised> what? no
31:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAH cereals
31:00 <dematerialised> im singing for georgeandwell-alpha
32:00 <couleurs> Prippit
32:00 <Maurice> He's hilarious 'Sometimes I pretend I don't like her so she doesn't know I want to marry her'
32:00 <TheRiddler> what about octogons
32:00 <dematerialised> im helpign *him* feel not lonely
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> 14 times
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
32:00 <faux> no thst was justonce
32:00 <dematerialised> im not taking part in your girly kiss stories
32:00 <TheRiddler> also what is that from
32:00 <faux> lolllll
32:00 <Serenity> ohh that made me remember i got a bracelet from a boy in year 4 Maurice
32:00 <Serenity> Tom Gates
32:00 <dematerialised> hi Lumeah sxc bb
32:00 <amelia> Mark D'Castro liked me in year 7 but he wanted to be a priest when he grew up so i told him it was never gonna work out between us
32:00 <dematerialised> :3
33:00 <Serenity> we had the hugest crush on each other until he left in year 6
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember getting a friken protractor from some dude in primary
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH THANKS MATE
33:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA protractor
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> like came up and gave it to me
33:00 <dematerialised> man protractors are valuable
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> random!
33:00 <amelia> is that like an angle thing
33:00 <dematerialised> you should feel lucky
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <couleurs> where you acute angle then...
33:00 <dematerialised> haah
33:00 <Serenity> looooool
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
34:00 <faux> but we broke up and i was devo as fuck and then at the pools like a week later i met some dude who was talking about me boobs in arabic cos e thought i was aussie and i was like i understand u u poof then reluctantly gabe him my numner and cried when e rang me cos i was still in love with fingerbang boy 
34:00 <faux> #lifestory
34:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
34:00 <dematerialised> thats adorable
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> finger bang boy!
34:00 <Maurice> I remember hitting a boy on the head with my garfield in year 2 coz he tried kissing me
34:00 <faux> then we ended up making out on andnoff from like 14-18
34:00 <Maurice> Cracked my garfields eyes :(
34:00 <Serenity> I got fingerbanged in the woodwork store room when i was 14
34:00 <faux> rofl
34:00 <faux> sandy vag
35:00 <dematerialised> the song i play when amelia rejects me for the 27th time
35:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over Views: 28,809,168 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Apr 23, 2010 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.92
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch!
35:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaah
35:00 <Serenity> dematerialised just on the quiet you're starting to look a little despo now
35:00 <Serenity> rofl
35:00 <dematerialised> nah
35:00 <amelia> wait i got one for you
35:00 <dematerialised> amelia is just my internet girlfriend atm
35:00 <dematerialised> well
35:00 <dematerialised> my internet girlcrush
35:00 <Serenity> oh plz nigga you'd spray her like a painters radio given half the chance
35:00 <faux> song i play when amelia rejects me
35:00 <Serenity> DONT PLAY
35:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/kgvMpm9z0TI
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2pac-Tupac Wonda Why They Call U Bitch Views: 4,743,014 Uploader: 2Pac Music Uploaded: Mar 12, 2007 Duration: 4m19s Rating: 4.82
35:00 <Doodle> loool sezz
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's humid here
36:00 <faux> sif
36:00 <MrMark> booo
36:00 <amelia> the reason i keep rejecting dematerialised
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <Doodle> is it moist
36:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/RTXsXVFm0SE
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIFNT
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 20 fingers short dick man (original) Views: 103,493 Uploader: OHJOHO Uploaded: Jun 13, 2011 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.60
36:00 <faux> its so windy outside and noice
36:00 <dematerialised> i wud berry my dick so far in u they would need to call the fire department to pull me out
36:00 <MrMark> moist!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> not ere
36:00 <dematerialised> lmao amelia
36:00 <dematerialised> nice
36:00 <amelia> ahahhahaha
36:00 <Serenity> OH YOU LOOK NICE
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh jesus
36:00 <Doodle> i just wanted to say moist
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
36:00 <TheRiddler> is it nipply 
36:00 <faux> dont u live near the beach
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
36:00 <faux> shoukdnt it be opposite
36:00 <faux> ye
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> beach
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <MrMark> its moist and nipply here in syd
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when
37:00 <faux> idk
37:00 <dematerialised> wait how does amelia know i have a small dick
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah faux on the northen beachers
37:00 <dematerialised> have you been sharing my pics Serenity
37:00 <Doodle> womans intuition
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> beachers lol
37:00 <amelia> word on da street
37:00 <Serenity> pff im a greedy cunt she can beg for her own pics
37:00 <dematerialised> oic
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> beaches*
37:00 <faux> all round dudes have tiny doodls
37:00 <amelia> ahahahaahah
37:00 <faux> soz
37:00 <dematerialised> thats k
37:00 <dematerialised> u r just speaking truths faux
37:00 <dematerialised> i forgive u
37:00 <Serenity> did you just call him round
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <faux> phew
37:00 <Doodle> some round girls have tiny doodles too
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
38:00 <faux> yeah but in a nice way
38:00 <dematerialised> well she's right
38:00 <amelia> no they jus big clitd
38:00 <dematerialised> i am round
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <amelia> clits
38:00 <Serenity> oval
38:00 <faux> im also round 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> big clitted
38:00 <Doodle> u r not
38:00 <dematerialised> you could roll me down a hill quite easily
38:00 <TheRiddler> the rounder the smaller
38:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahha
38:00 <TheRiddler> -picarfd
38:00 <faux> me too
38:00 <TheRiddler> -f
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you need clitter (clit glitter) to hide it
38:00 <Doodle> loool
38:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
38:00 <TheRiddler> the new trend is glitter pubes
38:00 <amelia> clitter
38:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately for faux's scientific findings i am infact hung like a shetland
38:00 <faux> pix
38:00 <TheRiddler> I mean beards
39:00 <dematerialised> well
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you could do pubes
39:00 <dematerialised> a baby shetland
39:00 <faux> i watched a vid
39:00 <Serenity> am i the only one whos seen it here
39:00 <Serenity> rly
39:00 <faux> on glitter  beards
39:00 <faux> HATE
39:00 <TheRiddler> dont he'll show pics of a shetland
39:00 <dematerialised> you are sezz
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> love that
39:00 <Serenity> go me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> glitter in the beard
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <Serenity> i feel like Maurice when she got to see doodles dong
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i love beards
39:00 <faux> gross
39:00 <faux> was maurce late to the doodle party
39:00 <Serenity> no she got to see it before any of us
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
39:00 <faux> gtfo
39:00 <Serenity> i was the last because doodle is a cunt
40:00 <Immutable> I know what your problem is
40:00 <dematerialised> excuse me sir we're still waiting for logs
40:00 <Serenity> ^
40:00 <dematerialised> sezz understands my business model
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> holding back on the dick pics
40:00 <Serenity> i do
40:00 <amelia> yuckkkkk
40:00 <amelia> keep yo dick pics
40:00 <Serenity> ive seen pretty much everyones bits
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo far,
40:00 <Serenity> everyone important
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> or...
40:00 <faux> phew
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't flip yo' wig
40:00 <dematerialised> its ok melia i wasn't offering
40:00 <dematerialised> :3
41:00 <Serenity> no keep me special for one
41:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
41:00 <Serenity> once
41:00 <amelia> are they from 20 yrs ago when people look their best but send em now cos they can't let go of the past
41:00 <faux> lmaooooo
41:00 <dematerialised> nah
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure one of the pics sezz has has irc in the background
41:00 <Serenity> i should use my old pics from when i was 15
41:00 <Serenity> nice flat tum tum
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd i met a dude from the net years ago
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
41:00 <amelia> ahahaahahh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> he must have sent a pic from 1993
41:00 <faux> did he
41:00 <Serenity> i dont have any of them anymore tbh dematerialised i forgot to save my porn folder when i formatted my phone
41:00 <dematerialised> oh
42:00 <Immutable> the thing you have to understand is
42:00 <dematerialised> i don't think you understand this arrangement
42:00 <Immutable> you aint shit
42:00 <dematerialised> thakn christ for that
42:00 <dematerialised> I AM FREE
42:00 <dematerialised> DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
42:00 <Serenity> rofllll
42:00 <Serenity> thats the only reason ur nice to me isnt it :(
42:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
42:00 <dematerialised> jk jk
42:00 <dematerialised> <3
42:00 <Serenity> cunt
42:00 <Serenity> <3
42:00 <faux> aw faux ily<3
42:00 <Serenity> i lost so many boobs
42:00 <Serenity> i almost cried
42:00 <faux> ly2 xox <3
42:00 <faux> x
42:00 <dematerialised> faux i tried to love you with wine but you keep locking me out
42:00 <dematerialised> i tried
42:00 <dematerialised> :(
43:00 <Immutable> and Serenity she isn't even 
43:00 <British^Meat> havent seen a good 1 v 1 rivalry for a while.....
43:00 <dematerialised> excuse me I am allthat
43:00 <British^Meat> there was me and blackywoo
43:00 <British^Meat> Skirmish and B1
43:00 <dematerialised> there's no rivalry here BMP
43:00 <dematerialised> just this young silverback trying to make a name for himself
43:00 <Serenity> is so stop fucking ruining it
43:00 <British^Meat> Even Serenity and screws had a thing going for a few days
43:00 <British^Meat> this is fresh
43:00 <dematerialised> aha
43:00 <faux> damn
43:00 <Serenity> not everyone is as desperate for attention as me
43:00 <faux> gimme wine pls
43:00 <dematerialised> gimme ur addy plz
43:00 <amelia> gimme yogo
43:00 <faux> its almost christmas dont be selfish 
43:00 <Serenity> just give him your addyffs
43:00 <faux> NO
43:00 <TheRiddler> she wants a good brie n crackers too
43:00 <Serenity> oomgggg emelia
43:00 <Serenity> amelia
43:00 <faux> I will give u post office address
43:00 <faux> emelia
43:00 <amelia> AAHAAHA emilioooo
43:00 <dematerialised> that works for me
43:00 <Serenity> gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme yogo
43:00 <dematerialised> just somewhere i can send it
43:00 <dematerialised> ffs
43:00 <Serenity> i will blow that fucking bird up
43:00 <amelia> HAHAH YAS!
43:00 <faux> ongosh rly
43:00 <dematerialised> yes
43:00 <faux> yayyyy
43:00 <faux> ok
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> wait, is that x_over i see?
44:00 <Serenity> fresh prince of belair
44:00 <British^Meat> Mr "ask a 16 yr old girl for naughty pics"
44:00 <Serenity> is x_over that one who was asking for kids pics
44:00 <Serenity> oh yep
44:00 <dematerialised> yep
44:00 <British^Meat> lol yup
44:00 <faux> yep
44:00 <TheRiddler> emelia airehart
44:00 <dematerialised> LET ME LOVE YOU
44:00 <amelia> let me be da 1 2
44:00 <Serenity> dematerialised is homer irl
44:00 <faux> tomorrow i shall give u post office addy
44:00 <TheRiddler> err
44:00 <dematerialised> ok
44:00 <couleurs> email emelia 4 eggs 
44:00 <dematerialised> :)
44:00 <Serenity> PLEEEEEEEEZZ LET ME LUV U
44:00 <TheRiddler> *earhart
44:00 <TheRiddler> ear to har
44:00 <faux> woogoo
44:00 <TheRiddler> t
44:00 <faux> i love pressies
44:00 <faux> tysm
44:00 <Serenity> i meant my cat homer.. not homer simpson
44:00 <dematerialised> yw faux
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <dematerialised> all you need is a little faith in me
44:00 <faux> lol 
44:00 <dematerialised> and all i need is a little faith from you
44:00 <faux> im imagining picking up the parcel and it explodes
44:00 <faux> .
44:00 <amelia> cos you gotta haf faitha faitha faithah
45:00 <faux> Yep
45:00 <Immutable> I love kids
45:00 <Serenity> cause ill ban you for the rest of eternity
45:00 <British^Meat> R U currently at your work computer x_over ?
45:00 <dematerialised> ^^^
45:00 <dematerialised> we need to know for reasons
45:00 <dematerialised> imagine being me
45:00 <dematerialised> sitting here like
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
46:00 <dematerialised> ty fox
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> i like that u thank me aftwr every ban like u asked
46:00 <faux> k
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> where do u guys live
46:00 <amelia> i beg your bloody pardon
46:00 <Serenity> im due
46:00 <Maurice> Lol
46:00 <Maurice> Better get in before I move
46:00 <Serenity> in fact im down that way on sat
46:00 <faux> my ear hurts
47:00 <Serenity> he did with mind control
47:00 <dematerialised> the force is with me
47:00 <faux> oh ok
47:00 <dematerialised> you mean like this o/`
47:00 <Immutable> yeah like a puppet
47:00 <dematerialised> oh you
47:00 <dematerialised> i would snap your dick clean off
47:00 <amelia> you take that back
47:00 <amelia> this instant
47:00 <dematerialised> nope
47:00 <Serenity> ill drop you off some cake in the letter box
47:00 <Serenity> with a carving of an apple
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake
47:00 <amelia> i want cake
47:00 <Maurice> If it's before lunchtime, don't wake me
47:00 <Maurice> Lol that apple
47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAH KATE
47:00 <amelia> "cake"
47:00 <Serenity> lolol
47:00 <MrMark> cake will make u fat
47:00 <dematerialised> whenever Maurice gives me her addy im putting a whopper juniour with cheese in her letterbox
47:00 <dematerialised> -u
47:00 <Serenity> and to be fair you didnt give me your addy, just your real name.. i found the addy myself
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Maurice> Don't forget the beetroot
48:00 <Immutable> that's how you're not
48:00 <dematerialised> that's what?
48:00 <dematerialised> please put the pipe don
48:00 <dematerialised> down
48:00 <Serenity> hes so confusing
48:00 <dematerialised> of course
48:00 <Maurice> I had your old one from when I sent the hair straightener
48:00 <Maurice> And your new one from the web listing
48:00 <Serenity> those dickheads in that house
48:00 <Serenity> have an aussie flag hung up on the front door
48:00 <Serenity> and a jim beam flag in the window
48:00 <Serenity> boges
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
48:00 <dematerialised> kick them in the side of the head
49:00 <dematerialised> he's mustering all the brain processing power he can to try to find ways to one up me
49:00 <dematerialised> it's cute
49:00 <faux> apparently i been mumbling when im like half awake at night
49:00 <Immutable> no I just think it's funny that your entire ego is based around that
49:00 <dematerialised> really?
49:00 <dematerialised> what have you been saying?
49:00 <faux> laat night dad said i called him over and said "this looks like a house"
49:00 <faux> .
49:00 <Serenity> rofl
49:00 <dematerialised> were you reciting plans on stealing the declaration of independence?
49:00 <Maurice> My kid is full on raging coz he lost a game of go fish
49:00 <Serenity> i still use that hair straightener every day <3
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
50:00 <faux> hes like go to sleep
50:00 <faux> im like i am asleep
50:00 <dematerialised> haha
50:00 <faux> hes like but youre not
50:00 <faux> i said dont tell me what to d
50:00 <faux> do
50:00 <faux> i also dont remember any of this
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <dematerialised> fantastic
50:00 <Immutable> you're not even good at it
50:00 <dematerialised> sorry we've moved on Immutable
50:00 <dematerialised> please catch up
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> my kid has been pushing the limit by staying up till 9pm
50:00 <Maurice> 'HE'S CHEATINGGGGG' *throws cards*
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> then you got  cage and made them fight till the death?
51:00 <Serenity> Immutable seriously go smoke some more shark or something youre starting to tickle my annoyed button
51:00 <Immutable> did I just here a wound pop?
51:00 <Serenity> shark... LOL
51:00 <dematerialised> lol
51:00 <stebie> shark?!
51:00 <Serenity> shard...
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <stebie> lol
51:00 <faux> get a shark up ya
51:00 <Serenity> hahahaha'
51:00 <Serenity> gfdsfgsd
51:00 <Serenity> dat shark fin doe
51:00 <faux> go smoke some more starfish u fukn cunt
51:00 <Maurice> It's tempting
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Clarkson> full of boobs
52:00 <stebie> shark it up m8
52:00 <dematerialised> honestly I'm not being mean here, but Immutable reminds me of someone who used to be in here
52:00 <Serenity> roflllllll
52:00 <dematerialised> that would use weird retorts that didnt make sense
52:00 <Serenity> fred bear?
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah
52:00 <dematerialised> thats the guy
52:00 <faux> id smoke a dolphin
52:00 <faux> theyre adorbs
52:00 <Serenity> could be him who even knows
52:00 <dematerialised> a dolphin would smoke you for breakfast
52:00 <Serenity> dolphins are rapists
52:00 <dematerialised> ^
52:00 <faux> wow
52:00 <faux> way to b extreme 
53:00 <Serenity> im not even kidding lol
53:00 <dematerialised> like, they smile when they do it
53:00 <Serenity> dolphins are cunts
53:00 <dematerialised> they are fucking mean
53:00 <Clarkson> Bastardly_One is a paedophile, he admitted the cops took his pc but didnt have enough to charge him, all this means the cops didnt find his usb stick which has all his kiddie porn on
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <dematerialised> haah wtf
53:00 <Serenity> ROFL
53:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
53:00 <stebie> yeah menace cunt
53:00 <dematerialised> pwned Clarkson
53:00 <stebie> gtfo
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <stebie> lol
53:00 <faux> lmaooo
53:00 <Serenity> eff
53:00 <dematerialised> that's it
53:00 <dematerialised> you're done Clarkson
53:00 <Serenity> stebie can u take it off lol
53:00 <stebie> opwars
53:00 <Immutable> lost another kilo today
54:00 <faux> is paedophile and b1 a turban 
54:00 <faux> uh
54:00 <faux> autoban
54:00 <Serenity> shards will do that
54:00 <simba> go find it Immutable xD
54:00 <Serenity> yeah faux
54:00 <stebie> try again
54:00 <dematerialised> wogmemes
54:00 <Immutable> I do want pizza
54:00 <faux> clarky u fuk
54:00 <Clarkson> why the hell do u wanna know for 
54:00 <faux> cos
54:00 <stebie> play nice Clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> its so gay lol
54:00 <stebie> vintage Clarkson
54:00 <faux> ur gay clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> tracey grimshaw would spit on ya cunt
54:00 <Clarkson> What the fuck did I do now!!
54:00 <Serenity> i wish i had some ginger beer
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <dematerialised> i wish i had some beer straight up
55:00 <stebie> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> some nice pure blondes
55:00 <Serenity> well yeah id like beer too but i cant
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> pure asshole
55:00 <Clarkson> sure the bitch is retro
55:00 <dematerialised> absolutely
55:00 <dematerialised> faaaabulous!
55:00 <Immutable> pop
55:00 <faux> smd Clarkson 
55:00 <Clarkson> I know now what his sex face looks like
55:00 <faux> k
56:00 <Serenity> sex face sex face
56:00 <couleurs> prizza
57:00 <dematerialised> what u gonna do
57:00 <stebie> whose sex face?
57:00 <dematerialised> what u gonna do when they cum on yo
57:00 <zaim> my sex face.
57:00 <dematerialised> :O <-- my o face
57:00 <zaim> o o o
57:00 <zaim> o
57:00 <Immutable> I'm so limp right now
58:00 <dematerialised> that's the meth doing it's handwork Immutable
58:00 <simba> thats the meth doing its oh 
58:00 <dematerialised> oh
58:00 <dematerialised> sorry simba
58:00 <dematerialised> you first
58:00 <simba> thats the
58:00 <dematerialised> methylamphetamines
58:00 <Picard> ello freaks
59:00 <Immutable> psscht I'm not even cool enough to get offered drugs
00:00 <simba> ill give u a drug
00:00 <Immutable> nah I'm good
00:00 <dematerialised> his love drug
00:00 <simba> The Killing Drug
00:00 <Immutable> bwow
00:00 <couleurs> i'm on da drug dat killed river penix.mp3
00:00 <dematerialised> literally who
01:00 <couleurs> Yes.
01:00 <Immutable> someone who's not important enough for you to know obviously
01:00 <dematerialised> correct Immutable
01:00 <dematerialised> i am glad we agree on something
01:00 <simba> neos bff
01:00 <dematerialised> this may be the beginning of a beautiful relationship
02:00 <Immutable> is it the kind of relationship where you pour of your delusions of grandeur annoying bullshit on me?
02:00 <dematerialised> sorry what?
02:00 <dematerialised> i can't hear you over my delusions of grandeur
03:00 <simba> he cant hear you over his dog cum thickshake hes whirring up
03:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <dematerialised> wait was Immutable here when I was talking about irc shitcunts
03:00 <simba> what
03:00 <dematerialised> becasue that's what I referred to them us
03:00 <dematerialised> having delusious of grandeur
03:00 <dematerialised> perhaps he's one of those shitcunts
03:00 <Serenity> jesus fucking christ simba
03:00 <Clarkson> pay for the medical bills and shit
03:00 <Serenity> you always have to take it too far
03:00 <dematerialised> i dunno i kind of expect this from simba
03:00 <simba> some 1 has 2
03:00 <dematerialised> it's kind of normal
04:00 <dematerialised> like, a dog cum thickshake sounds like something some people might reasonably enjoy
04:00 <Serenity> no
04:00 <simba> "dog cum thats weird" thinks Serenity perusing 11 tabs of dildos
04:00 <dematerialised> it'd probably be like salted caramel
04:00 <dematerialised> some people love that shit
04:00 <Serenity> just staaahhhppp
04:00 <simba> Dildo Queen Dildo Queen 
05:00 <Immutable> god you're not even offending me you're just annoying the shit out of me
05:00 <dematerialised> move on please
05:00 <dematerialised> we're trying to
05:00 <dematerialised> but you keep dragging us back
05:00 <Immutable> I can't
05:00 <Serenity> literally NO ONE is speaking to you you narcissitic cock face
05:00 <Serenity> clearly i cant spell either
05:00 <dematerialised> clearly too much dog cum
05:00 <simba> Immutable and dematerialised are heading straight for #cats at this rate
05:00 <dematerialised> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> that actually offends me
05:00 <Serenity> I WILL KICK UR FKN HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS YOU CUNT
06:00 <simba> it is quite offending!!
06:00 <dematerialised> quite
06:00 <simba> nobody wants that to happen
06:00 <Serenity> its a pretty bad place to be demoted to
06:00 <dematerialised> fuck that i'd just quit irc, #melbourne is my life
06:00 <Clarkson> ill cut your fucking head off
06:00 <amelia> wots cats
06:00 <Serenity> lol clarkson
06:00 <Clarkson> who talk shit online
06:00 <dematerialised> its a place for shitcunts amelia
06:00 <amelia> sounds like my kind of place
06:00 <dematerialised> oh ok then
07:00 <Serenity> cats was literally created for all the banned dickheads from here to go to
07:00 <amelia> ohhh
07:00 <dematerialised> it's a pestilent hive of scum and villainy
07:00 <dematerialised> and i cbf checking if i spelled any of that right
07:00 <dematerialised> im tired
07:00 <Serenity> and then awolf got trolled out of his own channel
08:00 <Serenity> which is even more funny
08:00 <dematerialised> indeed
08:00 <dematerialised> like you know you're low when you get driven out of cats
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <Serenity> even i had ops in cats for like a week
08:00 <Serenity> then i left cause i couldnt take it anymore rofl
09:00 <zaim> nite Serenity
09:00 <dematerialised> i personally run a secret, private, unlisted channel for only the irc elite to converse in
09:00 <dematerialised> each new member is voted upon their merits
09:00 <Serenity> you and everyone else
10:00 <couleurs> Holly Shit It's Windy
10:00 <dematerialised> that's a rather unfortunate surname for Holly to have
10:00 <couleurs> good 1
10:00 <dematerialised> ty im here all week
11:00 <Serenity> dematerialised go to the shop for me
11:00 <dematerialised> what am I getting?
11:00 <Serenity> ginger beer
11:00 <dematerialised> gay
12:00 <Immutable> well
12:00 <Immutable> off you go
13:00 <dematerialised> Immutable please be quiet you are being an annoyance to me
13:00 <dematerialised> tysm
13:00 <dematerialised> jk please continue
13:00 <Immutable> I was wondering whether it was strings that were dangling from my puppet hand
13:00 <Immutable> now I realise it's just a dildo
13:00 <dematerialised> i've decided Immutable is actually screws
14:00 <dematerialised> i've never seen then im the same room together
14:00 <Immutable> just a dildo... that's your name
14:00 <dematerialised> so you're saying women and sometimes men like to use me for sexual stimulation?
14:00 <dematerialised> i'll accept that
15:00 <dematerialised> hihi Bonny
15:00 <Bonny> yo
15:00 <Immutable> you know exactly what I mean stop being so coy lova
16:00 <dematerialised> are you saying you enjoy dildos?
16:00 <dematerialised> im just trying to get your angle here
16:00 <dematerialised> please assist
17:00 <Serenity> angled right up his mud slide
17:00 <couleurs> Test
18:00 <Doodle> sarah
18:00 <dematerialised> oic
18:00 <Doodle> .
18:00 <Serenity> hello robert how can i help you this evening
18:00 <dematerialised> lol
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Doodle> ead
18:00 <Serenity> godddd i just had dinner ffs
18:00 <Maurice> Sometimes I take great pleasure in making my children cry
18:00 <Doodle> u can fit more in
19:00 <Maurice> Just putting it out there
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah you are
19:00 <dematerialised> :2
19:00 <dematerialised> +1
20:00 <Serenity> i have to make 30 cupcakes tomorrow
20:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
20:00 <dematerialised> can i have some plz
20:00 <Maurice> Yuck
21:00 <Serenity> they will red or green buttercream icing and mario on top
21:00 <Serenity> 36 cupcakes in the oven
21:00 <Serenity> hnngg
21:00 <Serenity> for my poor povo kid
22:00 <dematerialised> nom
22:00 <Bonny> I'll have the red
22:00 <British^Meat> no luigi?
22:00 <Serenity> actually theres some luigis and wario and toads to
22:00 <Serenity> too
22:00 <Bonny> I love buttercream icing
22:00 <Serenity> me too its the bomb
22:00 <Bonny> yup
22:00 <dematerialised> seconded
22:00 <TheRiddler> I have lemon pepper squid
22:00 <MrMark> squid!!
22:00 <Serenity> yum
22:00 <MrMark> i had calamari tonite
23:00 <Serenity> i was thinking about trying a peanut butter buttercream but i dont think it would colour well
23:00 <Bonny> I found my dad eating my cottage cheese
23:00 <Bonny> he reckons he doesn't eat.. he has dementia and forgets he has eaten
23:00 <slower> lol
23:00 <Bonny> :P
23:00 <dematerialised> aww
24:00 <dematerialised> i'll be that way soon
24:00 <Bonny> the shit I have to put up with
24:00 <Clarkson> i found east paki
24:00 <Bonny> and he is like I can't eat anythihng
24:00 <slower> sorry but irs funny reminds me a bit of my mum
24:00 <Bonny> it is funny
25:00 <Bonny> he has his muffins.. if I was to eat one he would flip it
25:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> poor guy
26:00 <Bonny> so I flip it at him for eating my cottage cheese.. last week he ate my ricotta cheese
26:00 <Bonny> yup
26:00 <Bonny> I think it's a horrible desease to have
27:00 <Serenity> i got some cottage cheese the other week... the texture ... no good..
27:00 <slower> is he in the early stage
27:00 <Serenity> havent tried toasting it yet
27:00 <Bonny> I don't mind the cottage cheese.. I prefer ricotta
27:00 <Bonny> yeah early stages, slower
27:00 <slower> will you be able to cope as it gets worse?
28:00 <Bonny> do I have a choice?
28:00 <Bonny> he is my dad, I can't abandon him
28:00 <Bonny> I take him out for coffee etc
28:00 <slower> well,w were lucky to find mum a place in a nursing home
28:00 <Bonny> cool
29:00 <TheRiddler> ricotta is good for crackers
29:00 <Bonny> I use it on rice cakes
29:00 <Bonny> it's yummo
29:00 <Immutable> I ated chinese
29:00 <MrMark> poor chinese ppl
29:00 <MrMark> u cannibal
29:00 <MrMark> lol
29:00 <Immutable> they was yummeh
30:00 <Serenity> it all tastes like spew to me
30:00 <Bonny> I love peanut butter but that's a no no
30:00 <Bonny> lol Serenity
30:00 <MrMark> was there sweet and sour sauce
31:00 <couleurs> Peanut Butta Jelly Time
31:00 <couleurs> --- Family Guy
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <couleurs> I Love "Family Guy" Hah!
31:00 <couleurs> --- Skirmy
31:00 <Bonny> I don't watch tv
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12294616_1044927285528804_598488593801275728_n.jpg?oh=feda2a294d20159d88951a009f33876a&oe=56ADC45B
31:00 <Immutable> nope
32:00 <Bonny> I sit here all day watching who I can zline next lol
32:00 <dematerialised> kik
32:00 <dematerialised> also lol
32:00 <Bonny> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> everyone's been rather well behaved today
32:00 <Bonny> amazing
32:00 <Bonny> prolly cos no screws
32:00 <Immutable> we had a genuine chinese seafood dish
32:00 <Immutable> that real chinese people eat erryday
32:00 <TheRiddler> .
32:00 <TheRiddler> and that is?
33:00 <Serenity> i have had pb like twice in the last 3 months
33:00 <Serenity> the tiniest little scrape lol
33:00 <Bonny> lol
33:00 <Bonny> I can't just use tiniest little scrape. when I start on half a jar is finished
33:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <amelia> i dont like that adele hello song
33:00 <amelia> but have you heard the one with the roots
33:00 <Immutable> I don't like any of her songs
33:00 <amelia> yeah i not a fan
33:00 <amelia> The Roots make everything better
33:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/-yL7VP4-kP4
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jimmy Fallon, Adele & The Roots Sing "Hello" (w/Classroom Instruments) Views: 6,302,255 Uploader: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Uploaded: Nov 25, 2015 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.97
33:00 <Serenity> i really dont like that adele song
34:00 <slower> SO  it was you then
34:00 <Bonny> it's like ciggie smoking for me.. if I touch 1 ciggie I'll start smoking again
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Serenity> i dont have many spreads in general anymore
34:00 <Bonny> good
34:00 <Serenity> vegemite is ok thats about it
34:00 <Bonny> ewwwwwww
34:00 <Bonny> tastes like road tar
34:00 <Serenity> nahh i like it on some toast
34:00 <Bonny> pass
34:00 <Serenity> HELLO?! yes.. ur not lionel richie bitch fuck off
34:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahh
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <amelia> listen to that one but ^^ it snot amaaaazing but heaps better
34:00 <TheRiddler> there's no good pop artists anymore
35:00 <Serenity> but i dont eat a lot of bread anymore either so i dont have it much haha
35:00 <Bonny> but if it works for you who am I going to deny you?
35:00 <dematerialised> i could totally go a nuked peanut butter sandwich right now
35:00 <Bonny> I only eat bread for breakfast.. I eat the rice cakes any other time in the day
35:00 <Serenity> holy shit.
35:00 <Serenity> wot r u tlkin about biebs 4lyf
35:00 <Immutable> does she even write her own shit
35:00 <TheRiddler> I should say no good original pop artists
36:00 <Serenity> nothing better than hot bread right out of the oven.. smothered in butter and peanut paste
36:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
36:00 <dematerialised> yus
36:00 <slower> if you eat light rye bread, is that ok?
36:00 <dematerialised> what is rye bread and will it give me cancer?
36:00 <dematerialised> it sounds like it might
36:00 <TheRiddler> my sister wrote a song
36:00 <TheRiddler> and a swedish girl asked to use it
36:00 <TheRiddler> *singer
37:00 <Bonny> I can't see light rye bread be a problem.. just gotta watch moderation
37:00 <Serenity> whole grain breads actually have more calories than white bread. even though theyre better for you
37:00 <Bonny> yup
37:00 <Bonny> which is why I try and avoid it
37:00 <dematerialised> i pity you fools who havent embraced being fat fucks like me
37:00 <Serenity> i have bread probably twice a week
37:00 <Bonny> I'll either cereal or bread for breaky.. you need to have some fibre in the day
37:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if it became a hit there or what
38:00 <Serenity> toast doesnt keep me full for very long in the morning so i just have some muesli and yogurt or a smoothie
38:00 <Bonny> I find I'm hungryess after gym
39:00 <Serenity> oh yeah i get starvin marvin after my work outs haha
39:00 <Bonny> so I try and not have lunch b4 I go
39:00 <Bonny> yeah cos you burn a lot of fat etc
39:00 <Bonny> I had a good review today from my PT
39:00 <Serenity> oh yer
39:00 <Bonny> I've been beating my pb and he is going to change my excercises around and intro new ones next week... :)
39:00 <Immutable> yeah adel isn't no good though
40:00 <Serenity> thats awes
40:00 <Bonny> it's a killer beating pb
40:00 <TheRiddler> wheat bread
40:00 <amelia> she can sing
40:00 <amelia> her music is jus poop
40:00 <Immutable> I bet you think that lana del rey can sing...
40:00 <TheRiddler> probably music producers doing
41:00 <Bonny> I think we're boring Immutable
41:00 <Serenity> tough shit
41:00 <Immutable> nah I'm tired
41:00 <dematerialised> that's a shame
41:00 <Serenity> we're still waiting for logs
41:00 <dematerialised> ^
41:00 <dematerialised> still
41:00 <Immutable> I can't work out who's the bitch in this Serenity dematerialised relationship
41:00 <amelia> Immutable i bet you are a judgemental fuck that thinks your opinion is the only opinion
41:00 <Serenity> rofl noo wht ever made you think that!
42:00 <Bonny> you're doing extremely well, Serenity.. don't give up
42:00 <dematerialised> we take turns Immutable
42:00 <TheRiddler> wheat bread has slightly less calories than white
42:00 <dematerialised> it's a healthy relationship
42:00 <Serenity> 50/50
42:00 <couleurs> Brb.
42:00 <Bonny> yeah that's right, TheRiddler
42:00 <dematerialised> Bonny if you wanna zap Immutable literally nobody will care
42:00 <dematerialised> just quietly
42:00 <Bonny> as I said tho we still need to eat wheat for the fibre
42:00 <Serenity> zap zzzap
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Immutable> lol yes I am lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> music producers have some sway in the production of the song
42:00 <TheRiddler> case n point Machine Head's album
42:00 <TheRiddler> their bad 1
42:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 they made to music industry 
42:00 <amelia> thats fine, be that way but don't direct it at me again
43:00 <Immutable> pretty sure its the dildo
43:00 <Clarkson> so if you want a guy to suck your dick your not gay
43:00 <dematerialised> correct Clarky!
43:00 <Clarkson> right music will be pumped fuck the barkin dogs
43:00 <Bonny> lol@clarkson
43:00 <Clarkson> because we all want to have a go at those cunts
43:00 <amelia> dematerialised where do you live
43:00 <amelia> perth or country
43:00 <dematerialised> perf meels
43:00 <Serenity> armadale
43:00 <amelia> metro?
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah
43:00 <amelia> ohhhh
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> no not armadale
43:00 <dematerialised> you cunt
43:00 <Clarkson> mine apparently dialiated to 5cms then I sucked the little shit back in to 3cms dialation
43:00 <amelia> that explains a lot
43:00 <Serenity> hahaha
43:00 <Serenity> oooohhh
43:00 <TheRiddler> supercharger was the album
44:00 <dematerialised> why do you ask amelia
44:00 <dematerialised> you taking me up on my dinner date offer?
44:00 <Serenity> she wants the D
44:00 <Bonny> wtf? lol
44:00 <amelia> definitely not
44:00 <dematerialised> ok that means yes
44:00 <amelia> on both accounts
44:00 <dematerialised> pm me
44:00 <Serenity> shut down
44:00 <amelia> red rooster aint my style
44:00 <dematerialised> nah i'd take you to maccas
44:00 <Bonny> I love the rooster rolls at red rooster
44:00 <amelia> bitch i at least deserve viet
44:00 <Serenity> not even a nice japanese meal you tight cunt?
44:00 <Clarkson> So I'm a fag, because I have gay friends
44:00 <Bonny> it's been so long since I had red rooster
44:00 <dematerialised> fuck off if melia was serious i'd take her to a loverly place
44:00 <stebie> p0w
44:00 <MrMark> Adele has a magnificent voice
44:00 <TheRiddler> they made it to appeal to mainstream music audience or something
44:00 <Serenity> if you like that holding a throat full of jizz and trying not to swallow it sound
44:00 <Serenity> sure
45:00 <dematerialised> but she's just being mean
45:00 <Serenity> i cant stand red rooster
45:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
45:00 <amelia> rockpool?
45:00 <dematerialised> sure why not
45:00 <Serenity> take her to sushi train
45:00 <amelia> k date is back on
45:00 <dematerialised> excellent
45:00 <amelia> food is the way to my heart
45:00 <Bonny> I only like the rooter rolls at red rooters
45:00 <dematerialised> cock rolls are pretty nice
45:00 <dematerialised> but only when the meat isnt dry
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Serenity> think about it. ya'll know im right
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> hot
46:00 <Serenity> their food is so bland
46:00 <partay> amelia we can see that
46:00 <British^Meat> "a lotta cock for cash..."
46:00 <dematerialised> lotta cock for cash aye BMP
46:00 <Clarkson> this is the second day ive busted ur ass
46:00 <Serenity> hahah bm
46:00 <Bonny> heaps of mary with stuffing in a red rooter rolls
46:00 <TheRiddler> chicken treat have better chicken
46:00 <British^Meat> its been ages since ive seen that :)
46:00 <dematerialised> its a timeless classic
46:00 <Serenity> chicken treat have better everything
46:00 <Serenity> their chips hnnggg
46:00 <amelia> partay you dirty old fuck
46:00 <dematerialised> it reminds me why i hate the eastern states
46:00 <Clarkson> i don't even know why peeps are concerned that skirmish and I are / could be fucking
46:00 <partay> ahh trent from punchy.. he's still gold
46:00 <Bonny> mayo*
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah bonny
47:00 <dematerialised> delicious
47:00 <Bonny> yup
47:00 <dematerialised> i used to hate stuffing when i was a kid
47:00 <dematerialised> dunno why
47:00 <dematerialised> its grand
47:00 <Serenity> chicken treat chips with maro
47:00 <Serenity> FUCK YES
47:00 <Serenity> mayo..
47:00 <amelia> is chicken treat oporto now
47:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <Bonny> we go to our local charcoal chicken shop for chicken dinner
47:00 <TheRiddler> chicken treat do calamari now
47:00 <amelia> wtf
47:00 <Serenity> they do loaded chips too
47:00 <Serenity> cunts
47:00 <dematerialised> didnt one of them do fish and chips once?
47:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
47:00 <Serenity> red rooster
47:00 <amelia> wot are loaded chips
47:00 <dematerialised> ah
47:00 <Immutable> I eat too fancy
48:00 <Serenity> like a box of chips coered in gravy and chicken
48:00 <dematerialised> you eat shit for breakfast Immutable
48:00 <dematerialised> just quietly
48:00 <amelia> jeezus
48:00 <Serenity> and ones got chillies
48:00 <Serenity> theres 3 kinds
48:00 <TheRiddler> they have 2 new ones
48:00 <TheRiddler> cheese n bacon
48:00 <Serenity> ive not had them i just drool at the sign
48:00 <dematerialised> omg how good would a box of chips with gravy and cheese be
48:00 <TheRiddler> and cheese n japolenes
48:00 <dematerialised> like a cheap outine
48:00 <amelia> it always weirds me out when people dio chips in potato & gravy
48:00 <dematerialised> poutine*
48:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
48:00 <amelia> cos its dipping potato in potato
48:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <dematerialised> i dont get dipping anytihgn in potato at all
48:00 <MrMark> jizz
48:00 <Immutable> I don't know I just don't like the nasally sound of adele and lana del rey
49:00 <dematerialised> except sausages
49:00 <partay> amelia thank you 
49:00 <Serenity> dip maccas chips in a caramel thickshake
49:00 <amelia> fuck off dickhole
49:00 <amelia> YUCK
49:00 <TheRiddler> I just dip the chips in the gravy then eat the potato
49:00 <Immutable> partay = bae
49:00 <dematerialised> also meels, just going back to rockpool
49:00 <dematerialised> google says its only 3.8 stars
49:00 <MrMark> well they both have snorted a lot of coke
50:00 <Bonny> when I have a hamburger, I only have hamburber and cheese.. I miss eating a hamburger with the lot
50:00 <dematerialised> you deserve better
50:00 <Serenity> demat wants a date irl
50:00 <amelia> ahaahahahaha
50:00 <dematerialised> why not
50:00 <amelia> wots better
50:00 <dematerialised> i've got nothing to lose
50:00 <Serenity> do it plz
50:00 <Immutable> go for it amelia 
50:00 <amelia> no ma'am
50:00 <dematerialised> plus she'd get a free meal out of it
50:00 <dematerialised> so even if im a disgusting shitlord
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <dematerialised> she got to eat
50:00 <dematerialised> its win win
50:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaa
50:00 <TheRiddler> or cocks
50:00 <TheRiddler> or both
50:00 <MrMark> or botch
51:00 <amelia> no boys for me til next year
51:00 <Serenity> fuck my life i have to go to coles
51:00 <Serenity> bbs
51:00 <Immutable> no women for me forever lol
51:00 <dematerialised> next year is only 1.3 months away
51:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon m8 they shut aren't they
51:00 <dematerialised> i can wait amelia
51:00 <Bonny> lol
51:00 <amelia> ahahaahha
51:00 <couleurs> :P
51:00 <Serenity> bette midlet is nasally. adele is throaty
51:00 <Serenity> midler
52:00 <British^Meat> Fuck my life, its now or never, i aint gonna live forever!
52:00 <dematerialised> legit though amelia why did you ask if i was perth metro
52:00 <dematerialised> do you srsly want to dinner date
52:00 <Immutable> shit I like bette midler I must be gay or something
53:00 <dematerialised> im free
53:00 <dematerialised> lets do it
53:00 <dematerialised> mano e mano
53:00 <amelia> no i thought you may have lived in the country due to your limited food options
53:00 <amelia> but i was wrong
53:00 <dematerialised> ah no
53:00 <dematerialised> im just lazy
53:00 <dematerialised> we've been through this
53:00 <dematerialised> :P
53:00 <amelia> yeah
53:00 <amelia> hahahahah
53:00 <amelia> i now realise this
53:00 <Immutable> that's kind of a good quality though
53:00 <Immutable> bitches that can sing though... mariah carey
54:00 <Immutable> if you think about it really hard
54:00 <dematerialised> if it helps though i got chinese last night
54:00 <amelia> being lazy?
54:00 <dematerialised> so i shook it up a bit
54:00 <amelia> chinese is better at least more flavour
54:00 <Immutable> yeah
54:00 <amelia> lazy is not a gud quality
54:00 <Immutable> I ate fucking salads
54:00 <amelia> not to me anyway
54:00 <dematerialised> lazy is a great quality
54:00 <dematerialised> fuck rushing around
54:00 <amelia> its not rushing
54:00 <Bonny> I love indian food
54:00 <Bonny> love curry
54:00 <dematerialised> everything i do makes my life easier
54:00 <amelia> lazy 24/7 is no gud
55:00 <Immutable> amelia he thinks he can manipulate women
55:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
55:00 <Immutable> even better quality
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah amelia is totally falling for me Immutable
55:00 <dematerialised> you stupid fuck
55:00 <dematerialised> please die
55:00 <amelia> curry i gotta be in the mood for
55:00 <dematerialised> i can't take it anymore
55:00 <Bonny> my fave is butter chicken
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/C6orL.jpg nsfw
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait faux is gone
56:00 <Immutable> do dildos even eat salad?
56:00 <Clarkson> this game is fucking awesome
56:00 <dematerialised> yes please
56:00 <couleurs> Aleeshya Keyes - Fallen.mp3
56:00 <amelia> butter chicken yummmm
56:00 <Bonny> yeah
56:00 <dematerialised> i do love butter chicken
56:00 <dematerialised> intensely
56:00 <Bonny> I haven't had indian in a while
56:00 <Immutable> I'm suffering a mental breakdown trying to work it out
56:00 <amelia> beaufort st have nice indian
56:00 <thestig> dematerialised will your walking frame fit in amelias car haha
56:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah we're gonna have to make some modifications amelia
56:00 <dematerialised> so i can fit
56:00 <dematerialised> you might need to load me through the boot
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Immutable> hawt
57:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <amelia> ahaahaha he said your walking frame dork
57:00 <amelia> cos you old
57:00 <thestig> rock pool was yuk, the lobster was over cooked 
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah but like
57:00 <dematerialised> im fat too
57:00 <amelia> how old are jew
57:00 <dematerialised> sooo
57:00 <amelia> i loved rockpool
57:00 <Maurice> Lobster is repulsive
57:00 <amelia> the steak soso yummeh
57:00 <amelia> lobster i find too sweet
57:00 <dematerialised> meels im about 10 years older than you
57:00 <dematerialised> i think?
57:00 <Bonny> I love lobster
57:00 <amelia> i like that m one
57:00 <amelia> marron?
57:00 <dematerialised> i could be entirely wrong
57:00 <Immutable> Bonny, crab is better
57:00 <thestig> demat aint u 50?lolll
57:00 <amelia> i 28
58:00 <dematerialised> 28?
58:00 <dematerialised> i did not realise
58:00 <Bonny> nah
58:00 <Maurice> I was meant to go to Rockpool when I stayed at the casino, got drunk, had spa sex and passed out instead
58:00 <TheRiddler> I've never had anything fancy in perth except that place at the casino
58:00 <amelia> and i don't have fuckin kids
58:00 <Immutable> I ordered a becks once and my girlfriend at the time got the crab because the waiter stuffed the order up
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
58:00 <Bonny> lol@maurice
58:00 <dematerialised> im sorry i thought that
58:00 <dematerialised> honestly i have no idea where it came from
58:00 <amelia> do i look like a damn mum
58:00 <dematerialised> and no im only a couple years older than you then :)
58:00 <amelia> sweatpants and greasy hair
58:00 <MrMark> semen
59:00 <dematerialised> OH
59:00 <dematerialised> my word
59:00 <Maurice> Excuse you
59:00 <dematerialised> it's on
59:00 <Maurice> I don't look like a mum
59:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaahahaahahahahahah
59:00 <Bonny> lol
59:00 <couleurs> who want's 2 have irc romance with me msg me or type 666
59:00 <amelia> I dun need a boy, i make myself laugh
59:00 <Maurice> Actually I might right now, coz I have pj pants on and a mario tshirt
59:00 <amelia> 669
59:00 <dematerialised> 333x2 bb
59:00 <dematerialised> c2c
59:00 <Bonny> 999
00:00 <dematerialised> cock2cock
00:00 <Immutable> I'm sorry I hurt your penis dematerialised 
00:00 <Clarkson> i want a model a babe a sex goddess to be my lil luv bunny
00:00 <dematerialised> Immutable please
00:00 <dematerialised> plz
00:00 <dematerialised> http://s21.postimg.org/xdljmss8n/image.jpg
00:00 <Immutable> I'm trying to be friends here lol
00:00 <Immutable> got hit on by a gay guy via irc today
00:00 <Immutable> pretty fun actually
01:00 <dematerialised> no you're being a rather shitty troll
01:00 <Immutable> c'mon man we have so much in common that's why we fight
01:00 <couleurs> Ok 
01:00 <Immutable> heal the world dematerialised 
01:00 <dematerialised> i do
01:00 <dematerialised> every day
01:00 <faux> k
02:00 <dematerialised> then cunts like you put your shit stains all over it
02:00 <amelia> heal da world
02:00 <amelia> make it a better place
02:00 <amelia> for you n for me n the
02:00 <amelia> entire human race
02:00 <couleurs> *************GoNe*******************
02:00 <amelia> -mj
03:00 <Immutable> http://i.imgur.com/cxcjzGM.gif
03:00 <amelia> ************wB***********
03:00 <dematerialised> warn a brutha
03:00 <dematerialised> xXx420BlAzEW33dxXx
03:00 <Immutable> all I get is weirdos pming me
04:00 <ShadowLurker> nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger why does the police hates niggers? nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger cos our dicks is bigger
04:00 <Clarkson> i want a recliner to fuck on
04:00 <dematerialised> indeed
04:00 <Immutable> then we weird together
05:00 <dematerialised> im firing mah nigga
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hola knee grow
05:00 <Immutable> ShadowLurker, I love that song
05:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
05:00 <Clarkson> id fuck a tranny
05:00 <dematerialised> hola senor
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hey Clarkson i heard Serenity would as wel
05:00 <Clarkson> even if i was gay tho your fat and have a tiny penis, im out of your league
05:00 <Immutable> give me a hug!
05:00 <ShadowLurker> diaf cunt
05:00 <Clarkson> now its fuckin cold
05:00 <dematerialised> ice cold
05:00 <amsy> k
05:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
07:00 <dematerialised> gosh is that the time already
07:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
07:00 <nerdygirl> yo
07:00 <Serenity> i bet it was dematerialised
08:00 <amelia> puppy laying on me and every time i pick my phone up she uses her paw to try n push it out my hands
08:00 <amelia> like all attention must be on her
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> aww
09:00 <faux> pickenmenose
11:00 <ShadowLurker> fucktime
11:00 <Maurice> This time next week
11:00 <Maurice> Wooo
11:00 <TheRiddler> I found this quote
11:00 <TheRiddler> [19:50] <MeGusta> [1361] *08:58:47 PM* <@faux> I just picked me nose and forgot there was cocks in there and now my fingers all slimy gross
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <faux> loool
11:00 <faux> vicks
12:00 <Maurice> Theres a show on tonight called Kebab Kings
12:00 <Maurice> And yes, it's all about kebabs
12:00 <faux> auto correct bastard
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol yeah
12:00 <MrMark> my fingers r usually slimey from some guys cum
12:00 <faux> k
12:00 <Serenity> my house smells like cupcaakess
12:00 <Serenity> want to eat them allll
12:00 <faux> y 4 u make dem
12:00 <Serenity> ants birthday is sunday
13:00 <Immutable> I love everything that is not salad
13:00 <Immutable> because all I'm eating is salad and beer
13:00 <Maurice> You can't eat beer
13:00 <dematerialised> but he'll try anyway
13:00 <Immutable> ... yes you can
13:00 <faux> oo
13:00 <faux> how old
13:00 <Serenity> 8
13:00 <faux> wtf
13:00 <Serenity> ??
13:00 <faux> he wss like
13:00 <faux> a fetus
13:00 <faux> 2 dsys ago
13:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <faux> ehy is everyone growing up
13:00 <faux> :(:(:(:(:(:
13:00 <Maurice> He ages fast
13:00 <Serenity> haha
13:00 <Serenity> lils 11 in march =/
13:00 <Maurice> They're growing up, I stay the same height
14:00 <dematerialised> gotta love his determination
14:00 <Immutable> just freeze it nigqua
14:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck freezes beer on purpose
14:00 <Clarkson> im laughing at you cunt
14:00 <Maurice> Eat me Clarkson
14:00 <Clarkson> suq, do you masturbate ?
14:00 <faux> i think he was just a widdle baby when i first started talkin to you
14:00 <Maurice> I'll have a teenager in march
14:00 <Serenity> and she's taller than Maurice
14:00 <faux> everyones taller than maurice
14:00 <faux> except me
14:00 <Serenity> yeah faux he was like.. 10 months old
14:00 <Maurice> Except you
14:00 <faux> ive only grown 105cm since birth 
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> so depressing
14:00 <Serenity> lils 5'2
14:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is in cm
14:00 <faux> bitch
14:00 <Maurice> So shes NOT shorter than me
14:00 <Maurice> Suck it
14:00 <faux> im 5 1
15:00 <Serenity> [7:51pm] <amelia> wotdahexagon m8 they shut aren't they
15:00 <Serenity> maybe in povo NOR
15:00 <dematerialised> oh
15:00 <Immutable> dematerialised, I am determined to be your friend
15:00 <Serenity> but down here they shut late
15:00 <dematerialised> shots fired
15:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah less chances of being run through with a blade
15:00 <Serenity> oh hang on i missed the :P
15:00 <amelia> miss armadale gettin mouthy
15:00 <dematerialised> OH
15:00 <Serenity> excuse me
15:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
15:00 <faux> 156cm
15:00 <Maurice> I'm 5'2 and a 1/3
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:00 <Maurice> That 1/3 counts
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Immutable> that's scary short
15:00 <Serenity> ok so she'll be taller than you byu the end of the year
15:00 <faux> thatd when u dont brush ur hair
15:00 <faux> im 6ft some mornings
15:00 <Maurice> Nah, when I don't brush my hair i'm more like 5'5
15:00 <Serenity> haha
15:00 <Serenity> im 5'5
15:00 <faux> thats a good height
15:00 <faux> not too tal
16:00 <Serenity> i do not live in armadale
16:00 <Serenity> you fucking cunt
16:00 <amelia> soz rockingham*
16:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF
16:00 <dematerialised> DOUBLE OH
16:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
16:00 <amelia> ...gosnells?
16:00 <amelia> thornlie?
16:00 <Serenity> fuck off
16:00 <Serenity> rofl
16:00 <Maurice> Ok.. go
16:00 <partay> LOL
16:00 <dematerialised> you just made me snort my own snot
16:00 <dematerialised> damn you amelia
16:00 <Immutable> partay bae
16:00 <Serenity> i will peel your skin off your body and eat it with ice cream
16:00 <amelia> ahaahhahahahahaha
16:00 <amelia> yum
16:00 <amsy> do you really use the term bae?
16:00 <partay> Immutable gtfo
16:00 <amelia> save some for meeeee
16:00 <faux> not too short
16:00 <Maurice> I should wear my heels everywhere I go, then I'd be 5'8
16:00 <Serenity> ive got a 14 inch afro too
16:00 <Maurice> 5'7 even
16:00 <Serenity> yeah faux its pre good
16:00 <faux> my cousin is like
16:00 <faux> 6ft
16:00 <Serenity> except ive got really short legs even for my height lol
16:00 <faux> she uses my head as an arm rest
16:00 <faux> bitch
16:00 <Maurice> My nephew is just over 6 foot and he only just turned 15
16:00 <faux> she literallyleans on me
16:00 <Maurice> The jerk
16:00 <faux> gumby
16:00 <Serenity> and when you're fat, they also think you're 24 feet tall.. so all my pants are like 6 inches too long
17:00 <amsy> good god.
17:00 <Immutable> rejected by bae
17:00 <dematerialised> !votekick Immutable
17:00 <dematerialised> ...
17:00 <dematerialised> the power
17:00 <dematerialised> in these hands....
17:00 <dematerialised> ty Maurice
17:00 <faux> yeah
17:00 <Serenity> i cant believe how much hes grown Maurice
17:00 <Maurice> I know, he got tall and thin
17:00 <Serenity> i was looking at a pic your sis posted from only 2 years ago hes so short n chubby
17:00 <Maurice> And his voice is deep >.<
17:00 <faux> pubertiez
17:00 <Maurice> And he sells me smokes at his work
17:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Serenity> do you know how many delicious things there are at kmart
18:00 <Serenity> my god
18:00 <Serenity> er wtf kmart..
18:00 <Serenity> coles
18:00 <amelia> ahahhah
18:00 <amelia> schnitzel?
18:00 <Maurice> I didn't think he was allowed coz he's not 18 but apparently they are
18:00 <faux> one 4 u one 4me
18:00 <Maurice> He's too much of a goody goody to consider smoking
18:00 <faux> does he ask you for ID to boost ur self esteem
19:00 <couleurs> MMMMmmm. Rubber Shoes.
19:00 <amsy> kievs?
19:00 <dematerialised> those orthapedic soles
19:00 <amsy> fuck i want a kiev so bad 
19:00 <amelia> if not then there are exactly zero delicious things at coles
19:00 <dematerialised> are kievs those stuffed chicken breast roll things?
19:00 <Maurice> U wot mVIII
19:00 <Maurice> How can you even ask what a kiev is
19:00 <dematerialised> you know who I am right?
19:00 <Maurice> They usually have garlic butter in them
19:00 <amsy> with garlic butter yes
19:00 <partay> Maurice bingo
19:00 <Maurice> He doesn't, I must yell at him for that next time I se him
19:00 <faux> loll
19:00 <Maurice> See
19:00 <faux> WHAT ME? ID? HA OH YOU!
19:00 <faux> *Slips him $5*
19:00 <Serenity> god damn it i have to cut out 36 mario kart cke toppers
20:00 <Serenity> more like.. dips.. and cheese
20:00 <Maurice> I thought you were a man who knew his chicken
20:00 <dematerialised> oh are they those schnitz type things?
20:00 <Serenity> and chocolate
20:00 <dematerialised> but not crumbed
20:00 <dematerialised> im confused
20:00 <dematerialised> help me out here
20:00 <Maurice> They are crumbed
20:00 <Maurice> Chicken stuffed with garlic butter, then crumbed
20:00 <partay> Maurice knows 
20:00 <dematerialised> oh
20:00 <dematerialised> that sounds delicious
20:00 <amsy> i tried making my own once but the garlic butter just flowed out while cooking :'(
20:00 <Maurice> I am all about the chicken
20:00 <dematerialised> mmmm garlic butter
20:00 <partay> we have them every week
20:00 <Maurice> Here dematerialised http://gunterwilhelm.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kiev.jpg
20:00 <dematerialised> ty Maurice
20:00 <faux> get paul to do it and just blow him later
20:00 <Maurice> What she said
20:00 <faux> isnt that why peoole get married
20:00 <faux> slave labour
20:00 <Serenity> thats even more effort
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <faux> pay lil
20:00 <Serenity> that bitch is in bed
20:00 <faux> punch her
20:00 <faux> accidentally
20:00 <Serenity> she goes at like 7:30 lol
20:00 <faux> til she wakes up
20:00 <Serenity> i should throw the cat at her
20:00 <faux> omg
21:00 <amelia> fuck you
21:00 <partay> the cook does a good job putting them in the oven 
21:00 <dematerialised> yeah those are the things i was thinking of
21:00 <Maurice> I stuffed my own chicken amsy, put garlic butter, pine nuts, camembert and seeded mustard in them, then wrapped them in bacon
21:00 <amelia> how dare any of you ruin a perfectly good schnitzel by adding garlic n shit
21:00 <amsy> yeah nice
21:00 <dematerialised> prawns and pepper garlic butter
21:00 <dematerialised> delicious
21:00 <amsy> ive done some feta rolled with chicken wrapped in bacon
21:00 <Maurice> I'm starting to think amelia needs a ban
21:00 <amelia> i will behead you all
21:00 <dematerialised> please dont
21:00 <dematerialised> im trying to date her
21:00 <Maurice> If she's hating on garlic and shit, she's out
21:00 <faux> i was just typing that
21:00 <faux> rofl
21:00 <Serenity> hahah
21:00 <faux> pls do
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <faux> and vids
21:00 <faux> kgo
21:00 <faux> screeee
21:00 <Maurice> Since when was Lonestar back in business
21:00 <faux> prob why shes so tall
21:00 <Serenity> did you see what happened to ant when she threw homer at him?
21:00 <faux> sleeps 92729282 hours
21:00 <faux> yeah
21:00 <faux> ok dont do that
21:00 <faux> ouchies
21:00 <Serenity> its only just going away now
21:00 <faux> wow
22:00 <amelia> you can't ban me, i am unbannable
22:00 <dematerialised> amelia plz
22:00 <dematerialised> i beg you
22:00 <amelia> if you try it jus reflects n bans yourself
22:00 <amelia> (but don't try it)
22:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:00 <amelia> for your own sake
22:00 <partay> amelia you cant wrap everything in corn chips 
22:00 <Maurice> Thats like telling me not to type google into google because I can break the internet
22:00 <amelia> partay go choke on some more dick
22:00 <Maurice> I'm onto these tricks
22:00 <Clarkson> adventurous = kinky yet ugly as fuck ... travel means they live with their mum and willing to move out with you
22:00 <faux> kittyklaez
22:00 <faux> klawx
22:00 <faux> z
22:00 <faux> .
22:00 <faux> klaus
22:00 <Maurice> Bo had a scratch like that but it was from his asshole cousin
22:00 <Serenity> im just glad it didnt get infected
22:00 <TheRiddler> cats are deadly weapons
22:00 <faux> fuckin mosquito bit me
22:00 <faux> die
22:00 <Serenity> mozzie bites are the worst
22:00 <faux> dammit
22:00 <Serenity> moz Maurice?
23:00 <Serenity> i made chicken stuffed with cheese and garlic n wrapped in bacon not long ago
23:00 <Serenity> fuck me that was so so good
23:00 <Serenity> oh and chives
23:00 <amelia> ohh phew don't forget the chived
23:00 <partay> Serenity i come over for your chicken 
23:00 <amelia> oh and chives
23:00 <amelia> i dunno why that made me laugh
23:00 <faux> mosquito makes me want moscato
23:00 <faux> i miss wineeeee
23:00 <Serenity> god i miss alcohol at all
23:00 <Maurice> Yeah
23:00 <Serenity> that kid needs a bus thrown at him
23:00 <faux> im gonna read and sleep
24:00 <Serenity> CAUSE UR A FUCKING CUNT THATS WHY
24:00 <Serenity> soz.. didnt mean to yell
24:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHA
24:00 <amelia> fair call
24:00 <faux> nini guise :*
24:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
24:00 <Serenity> ninight
24:00 <Maurice> Night
25:00 <Serenity> god im so glad i did my ride earlier
25:00 <Serenity> my ceeb level is at an all new high
27:00 <Serenity> GOOD WUN STEBIE
28:00 <TheRiddler> david tenant makes a good villian
29:00 <Bonny> yeah bluddy stebie lol
29:00 <stebie> tols you
29:00 <stebie> *told
30:00 <Serenity> he makes a good everything
31:00 <dematerialised> what on erf
31:00 <Serenity> wotdaerf
33:00 <dematerialised> oh
33:00 <dematerialised> figured out who Immutable is
33:00 <dematerialised> cYbR
33:00 <TheRiddler> in this show he's a psychopath that controls minds
35:00 <stebie> figured out who didn't care
35:00 <stebie> me
35:00 <dematerialised> i care and that's all that matters
35:00 <stebie> does not
35:00 <Serenity> duzznt
36:00 <couleurs> Back
36:00 <dematerialised> font
36:00 <Serenity> welcome back couleurs pal
36:00 <dematerialised> +r
36:00 <stebie> gtfo
36:00 <Maurice> Woo Blindspot time
36:00 <TheRiddler> last eps has the doctor from daredevil
39:00 <couleurs> Thank's
40:00 <dematerialised> m8 r u taken da piss
41:00 <couleurs> where 2
42:00 <dematerialised> hihi k8
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
42:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
42:00 <dematerialised> just chillen with some tunes
42:00 <dematerialised> wbu
42:00 <couleurs> Sames.
43:00 <dematerialised> banging m8
43:00 <dematerialised> wb Immutable
43:00 <couleurs> un-wb Immutable 
43:00 <dematerialised> oh
43:00 <dematerialised> the hostility
44:00 <Immutable> oh what did I do to you couleurs?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck me
45:00 <Clarkson> but wont do shit until then or until its mentioned
45:00 <dematerialised> wb again k8
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fanks
45:00 <couleurs> idk just trying 2 b controversial 
45:00 <dematerialised> u need more sass
48:00 <amelia> oh and chives
48:00 <dematerialised> sounds like some song lyrics
48:00 <dematerialised> the newest in RnB
49:00 <amelia> rmx by Serenity
49:00 <dematerialised> hehe
49:00 <Serenity> u wot khunt
49:00 <dematerialised> look girls
49:00 <dematerialised> settle down plz
49:00 <amelia> don't you kword me you cword
50:00 <Serenity> ill tear her blonde hair out
51:00 <dematerialised> plz dont
52:00 <amelia> o mang you gone too far now
52:00 <amelia> are you gonna glue it to your head to cover your 9green hair
52:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/3mm3PYA1vxc
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: piu piu Views: 9,680 Uploader: inteque Uploaded: Nov 22, 2015 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 3.86
54:00 <dematerialised> what did i just witness
54:00 <Serenity> ill glue it to your fucking face
54:00 <amelia> that is definitely top 5 most annoying vids
54:00 <Immutable> don't look bae
54:00 <couleurs> Thank's
54:00 <Serenity> ok i dont want to play anymore
54:00 <amelia> ahahhhha
55:00 <amelia> hairy face :(
55:00 <dematerialised> also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMay5Cr42g
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ð¯Ð¿Ð¾Ð½Ð¾Ñ‡ÐºÐ° Ð¸ÑÐ¿Ð¾Ð»Ð½ÑÐµÑ‚ PULCINO PIO - Puiul Piu Views: 58,819 Uploader: ISP LTD NEWS Uploaded: Nov 2, 2014 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.62
55:00 <dematerialised> i want to marry her
55:00 <dematerialised> too cute
55:00 <couleurs> ok TheRiddler 
55:00 <dematerialised> :p
55:00 <amelia> super gay
56:00 <amelia> but I'll take the yoshi and toad
56:00 <dematerialised> see there's something in it for both of us
56:00 <amelia> why is toad yellow but
57:00 <dematerialised> its asia things are weird there
57:00 <amelia> china knock-off
58:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Girls` Generation(ì†Œë…€ì‹œëŒ€) _ Gee _ MusicVideo Views: 150,564,626 Uploader: sment Uploaded: Jun 8, 2009 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.64
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