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00:00 <Dugnuts> if you are imagining a sexy girl
09:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12187883_10206646832066996_8516315492703310163_n.jpg?oh=14f2130239b0a4c4bc3d171afe33bf15&oe=56BBCFA7&__gda__=1456015957_697d28c971102d50ab0066b70c285ea3
09:00 <British^Meat> Make sure u scrub your mimsy
17:00 <Serenity> loll wtf is that British^Meat
36:00 <Serenity> well you lot are fucking exciting
38:00 <thestig> yeh
38:00 <thestig> hi sezzzzzz
40:00 <Serenity> heya stiggies
40:00 <British^Meat> cant chat, play mad max
42:00 <slower> British^Meat should you not be starting your walk to work, since you dont have your car anymore?
44:00 <dematerialised> oh gosh lol you dont have a care how embarrassment how do you stand the sight of yourself in the mirror kill yourself please
44:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
44:00 <thestig> sezzz is the new irc hottie 
44:00 <dematerialised> how badly do you want to stick your dick in her
45:00 <Doodle> very
45:00 <British^Meat> i started work over 5 hours ago :P
45:00 <British^Meat> so no
46:00 <Serenity> new irc hottie haha
47:00 <Serenity> more like worn out bit of old furniture
50:00 <thestig> nah thats doodle and his tea bag tea 
50:00 <thestig> hi doodle!
51:00 <AndroUser> LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ
51:00 <thestig> androloser!
51:00 <thestig> how much did you lose on the melbourne cup?
51:00 <thestig> or didnt you make it past the pokies?
51:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/weekendkingracing/videos/738976459580454/
52:00 <Serenity> thats a trick question he spent all his money on meth
52:00 <thestig> lol at vid
52:00 <thestig> deff not breaker then
53:00 <AndroUser> thestig tell us about the time u tried to pedo soupnazi and he exposed u
53:00 <AndroUser> ?
55:00 <AndroUser> Come on adrian
56:00 <thestig> holdon mate vaness keeps trying to send me the video of you wanking on skype
56:00 <thestig> one sec
56:00 <AndroUser> U got owned trying to pedo half of #random
56:00 <AndroUser> Now there's like 2 ppl left there lol
57:00 <thestig> is that really all you can come up with hahahaha
57:00 <thestig> so sad man
57:00 <AndroUser> Becsuse its accurate
57:00 <thestig> even picard comes up with better comments 
57:00 <thestig> and theya re usualy shit
57:00 <Clarkson> girls fucking dosing up on shit that they end up throwing a hell of a blowout into a single boing
59:00 <AndroUser> thestig is a loser that built his house from Centrelink Payslips
01:00 <AndroUser> Isn't that right thestig
02:00 <Skirmish> Yeah thestig ... isn't that right?
03:00 <thestig> haha
03:00 <thestig> that would be a warm house 
03:00 <thestig> <AndroUser> thestig is a loser that built his house from Centrelink Payslips
03:00 <thestig> centerlink do payslips?
03:00 <Skirmish> I knew the muppet would have to be saying something dumb.
04:00 <muppet> what did i do
04:00 <Skirmish> AndroUser the Muppedo.
04:00 <Skirmish> lol muppet sorry but you're nick is commonly used to describe dickheads.
05:00 <muppet> try using the term "fuckface" next time
05:00 <Skirmish> Will do.
05:00 <muppet> unless you are referring to dave, in which case its "syphillitic pile of festering donkey cock"
05:00 <Skirmish> I don't know who Dave is.
05:00 <AndroUser> I am adrian
06:00 <Skirmish> There are very few here I know by their real names. I either don't know their real name, or I don't care.
06:00 <AndroUser> Cool story
06:00 <Skirmish> Indeed.
08:00 <AndroUser> That story is just so fucking great
09:00 <Skirmish> irc just isn't as active at night as it used to be. I am going to have to find something else to make time pass faster.
10:00 <AndroUser> Yes I have been disappointed in Serenitys failure as an op
14:00 <Trevor> Get down, shut up, come on in
15:00 <AndroUser> Hey faggot
16:00 <AndroUser> (AndroUser) thestig tell us about the time u tried to pedo soupnazi and he exposed u
18:00 <Skirmish> Boring.
19:00 <AndroUser> Thestig is making extreme effort not to speak
19:00 <AndroUser> Like a good little choir boy
20:00 <British^Meat> heya Skirmish, mozz, whats up?
20:00 <Skirmish> Morning. I am watching a dumb feminist that puts videos on youtube.
21:00 <Skirmish> It makes me angry at how stupid she is ... but for some reason I keep watching.
22:00 <British^Meat> hah actually sounds really annoying
22:00 <Skirmish> She is incredibly stupid and constantly pleads the victim to things that she provokes onto herself.
27:00 <AndroUser> (thestig) i got owned trying to pedo half of #random
27:00 <Skirmish> Seems you have a lover thestig. Androuser has a massive lady boner for you.
27:00 <British^Meat> does she just not like dudes at all?
28:00 <AndroUser> Thestig is being very careful not to speak
28:00 <AndroUser> I think he is scared
30:00 <Trevor> does anybody know what is the involvement of aboriginals with coon cheese?
30:00 <Skirmish> lol scared of what exactly?
31:00 <AndroUser> Yes
31:00 <AndroUser> They invented it
31:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, I know I'm scared. Scared of the outcome for your sons life. Then I remember I do not care
32:00 <Skirmish> No need to be scared. He's acing it.
32:00 <Skirmish> He's got better life prospects at 14yo than you twits do in your 30's.
32:00 <Trevor> Thats what any idiot father would say
32:00 <Skirmish> I bet yours wouldn't.
33:00 <AndroUser> Lololol
34:00 <thestig> scared of what?
34:00 <AndroUser> Dunno. U went quiet there loser
35:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing to be scared of ... unless you have a fear of desperate try hards ... in which case you would be petrified of Trevor and AndroUser.
35:00 <thestig> haha
35:00 <Trevor> bbl, trying... hard
35:00 <AndroUser> Skirmish is a loser store man
36:00 <Skirmish> Yes. I am a storeperson.
36:00 <AndroUser> Yes
36:00 <Skirmish> I was a security guard a few hours ago. Wonder what I will be next!
36:00 <Skirmish> A man of many skills obviously.
36:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, you'll always be a total dick to me <3
36:00 <Clarkson> where the fuck do we refer to uni as school?
37:00 <AndroUser> Skirmish wants to
38:00 <Skirmish> Trevor: You will always focus on me because my success in life leaves you feeling inferior.
38:00 <British^Meat> lol why is Taco so mad at you Skirmish?
38:00 <Skirmish> I can't help that though mate. I didn't make you a loser, you done that all by yourself.
38:00 <Trevor> Yes. Every time I log on to irc, I see your life successess, and they overshadow me. Oh no
39:00 <Skirmish> Taco is cut because I didn't want to chat in his awesome replacement server for austnet because it was essentially just austnet V2.0.
39:00 <Trevor> 100%
39:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhhh lol thats right
39:00 <Trevor> It wasn't the tantrum he through, in an attempt to manipulate people
39:00 <Skirmish> That's why Austnet is so quiet. Everyone is over on taco's server living it up.
39:00 <Trevor> That didn't bother me at all
39:00 <British^Meat> his server, where some ppl went, before they realised what a prick he is
39:00 <British^Meat> and no its dead
40:00 <British^Meat> that old nutshell :)
40:00 <Skirmish> lol still desperately clinging to the tantrum.
40:00 <Trevor> Yes, desperation... lol
41:00 <Trevor> Have you taught your son how to throw tantrums, or is he naturally acing it?
41:00 <Trevor> Your life successess offend me
41:00 <British^Meat> lol @ him, such salt
41:00 <Skirmish> See, this is how low he is. Can't get to me so he has to drag my kid into it. He's a super intelligent guy.
42:00 <AndroUser> Skirmish' daily alarm clock is set to bee gees - Tragedy
42:00 <Trevor> If I knew you had a dog or a cat or a fish, I'd drag them into it too
42:00 <Skirmish> Taco, on the same level as Plivent, Shads, Mayo.
43:00 <AndroUser> Skirmish are u a certified store man?
43:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. It's your story to tell. Am I?
44:00 <Skirmish> Do I get to ride those cool sideways forklifts too?
44:00 <AndroUser> Im under the impression u are an alcohol enthusiast
44:00 <under> yes?
44:00 <Trevor> only if you have a forklift license
44:00 <Skirmish> Do I have one of those?
45:00 <Trevor> I have a boat license, same thing right?
45:00 <Skirmish> It's your story. It can be anything you want it to be.
45:00 <Trevor> Ok. The end.
45:00 <Skirmish> Anything that dulls the pain to the reality you live with each and every day.
46:00 <Trevor> How was the wedding?
47:00 <Trevor> I haven't spoken to you since you got married
47:00 <Skirmish> It was superb.
48:00 <Skirmish> Weather was brilliant.
48:00 <Trevor> Did you have a big service? Small one?
49:00 <Skirmish> I haven't been to many weddings to know what is big and what is small. We had 70 people at the reception and maybe 100 at the ceremony.
49:00 <Trevor> Ah
50:00 <Trevor> Las Vegas = small
50:00 <AndroUser> Was your husband pleased with it?
51:00 <Skirmish> AndroUser: It's your fantasy. Was my husband pleased?
51:00 <AndroUser> ?
52:00 <AndroUser> Well ur on irc now
52:00 <AndroUser> So obviously not lol
53:00 <AndroUser> Just sayin ....
54:00 <Skirmish> I'm at work. At my store.
54:00 <AndroUser> Myer?
56:00 <Skirmish> Where ever it is you guys have me working as a storeperson.
57:00 <AndroUser> Oh
57:00 <AndroUser> So u actually are a storeperson ?
57:00 <Skirmish> No. That's your story.
57:00 <AndroUser> That u gave
58:00 <Skirmish> I am just going along with it. I've said what I do heaps of times. I just go with whatever the flavour is now.
58:00 <AndroUser> The store u work in u know
58:00 <AndroUser> In Newcastle
58:00 <Skirmish> Storeperson, security guard, service station attendant ... whatever else has been suggested.
58:00 <AndroUser> Last i remember u were stranded in Newcastle cause u didn't know if sydney was up or down
59:00 <Skirmish> lol stranded. I would much prefer to be stranded here than in Sydney.
59:00 <AndroUser> Then u came on irc and asked for directions
01:00 <Skirmish> totes
19:00 <thestig> oh androuser still going lol
21:00 <AndroUser> Wats a good game to get on android
22:00 <minky> crossy jew
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8jvqD1_700b.jpg
25:00 <AndroUser> https://www.tab.com.au/
26:00 <thestig> riddler is it safe?
28:00 <TheRiddler> yes
28:00 <AndroUser> (AndroUser) thestig tell us about the time u tried to pedo soupnazi and he exposed u
31:00 <thestig> haha that baby isnt very happy
31:00 <Serenity> can someone explain to mentalson what a pedo is
32:00 <Serenity> hes embarassing himself again'
32:00 <minky> what is mentalson doing?
32:00 <AndroUser> Serenity is a loser
33:00 <AndroUser> Look how dead this network is
33:00 <AndroUser> U gay bitch
33:00 <Clarkson> pz: welcome, we were just discussing out simba beleives in the illuminati and NWO, and is a truther, and loves cock
33:00 <Serenity> yes cause im here acting like a fucking mutton chop embarassing myself
33:00 <Clarkson> wtf kind of shit is that
33:00 <Serenity> the network is not my problem you retard
34:00 <AndroUser> Fix it up
34:00 <AndroUser> Loser
34:00 <Serenity> im not an admin why would i care
34:00 <minky> its asds fault
34:00 <minky> and melbourne ops 
34:00 <thestig> androloser it is people like you who scared the women off
34:00 <minky> so yes you are right there mentalson
35:00 <minky> they let people like you on here
35:00 <Serenity> yeah its not the trolls lol just the ops who ban the trolls.. all of whom are still here
35:00 <minky> and ban ppl like me for telling them how they should do it
35:00 <Serenity> crying like massive babies
35:00 <Skirmish> lol 2:35am and this is how people choose to entertain themselves.
35:00 <minky> Skirmish you are also here wanker
35:00 <minky> dont you like have a family?
35:00 <minky> if anyone here was a loser it would be you right now
35:00 <Skirmish> I'm not crying about the network. I am winning.
35:00 <minky> Serenity maybe
35:00 <minky> but its w.a time
35:00 <minky> so its like 11:30
35:00 <minky> ur on 2:30am bitch
35:00 <Clarkson> wanna lick my ass
35:00 <Serenity> skirmish is at work and its 2:35am there
36:00 <minky> yes i know
36:00 <minky> even more pathetic
36:00 <Serenity> is it?
36:00 <minky> come on at 2am with his shit job
36:00 <Serenity> i dunno
36:00 <minky> to tell us its shit
36:00 <Clarkson> He's a gigantic faggot
36:00 <doctor> time for battle
36:00 <Serenity> yes clarky he is
36:00 <Clarkson> second time was shit
36:00 <Skirmish> lol minky is hell cranky.
36:00 <Clarkson> they only have club stewards checking brands and shit like that
37:00 <minky> nah Skirmish you are just a sad cunt
37:00 <AndroUser> Minky is a loser
38:00 <AndroUser> But a happy one
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL yeah I am the sad cunt. Tell me more about how you believe the network should be run.
38:00 <Serenity> we need more oppers like lwaxana..
38:00 <minky> no we dont
38:00 <doctor> with an iron fist
38:00 <minky> Skirmish tell us more about how at 2.30am you are crying
38:00 <Skirmish> minky has been triggered. Stand back and watch the amazing demonstration of sillyness.
39:00 <minky> all you do is come here to complain Skirmish
39:00 <minky> if you hate it so much just fuck off
39:00 <Skirmish> About what?
39:00 <doctor> if i owned austnet i'd have a legion of master hackers attacking the mainframes and exposing... something
39:00 <minky> you never offer anything
39:00 <Skirmish> What am I complaining about?
39:00 <Serenity> best plan yet doctor
39:00 <minky> you have nothing to say just crying
40:00 <Skirmish> minky is triggered.
41:00 <Serenity> ya'll have fun
41:00 <Serenity> night
41:00 <doctor> night
41:00 <minky> where you going Serenity?
41:00 <minky> its early for you hun
42:00 <Skirmish> Yeah hun. Surely you want to stay and read what minky has to say about the network.
42:00 <Skirmish> What we need to do, is start a new network!
42:00 <Skirmish> oh wait ... scrub that.
43:00 <AndroUser> Do u even network br0
43:00 <minky> yes you can join my new network its oz.irc.tk
44:00 <AndroUser> Its been done before
44:00 <AndroUser> To death
45:00 <Skirmish> Let's not let that hold us back!
45:00 <Skirmish> Once we organise the new server ... we will fill it with all the same people because that is how it will be different ... by being the same.
46:00 <doctor> death motivates us all to live! let us all thank death
46:00 <Skirmish> Thank you death.
46:00 <doctor> thank you death, for reminding me i am alive
48:00 <AndroUser> Plz join my exciting new network oz.tks.irc
50:00 <AndroUser> Its the Mercedes of networks
57:00 <thestig> you still the only person on it?
57:00 <doctor> no
58:00 <minky> taco also
58:00 <minky> lol
58:00 <minky> maybe 1 more loser
58:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like it's a thriving example of what Austnet needs to do.
36:00 <faux> Pleh
16:00 <Crispy> indeed
07:00 <zaim> hi
48:00 <gs69azza> fuck I either need sleep, or something stronger than caffeine 
51:00 <zaim> both
52:00 <zaim> nawz
52:00 <zaim> today i bet on stebie to win life!
53:00 <stebie> !!!
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that reminds me lol
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gotta put a bet on today :D
01:00 <Serenity> I guess hes not really an all star
04:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
05:00 <thestig> lolol
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> SHUT UP AND DANCE
22:00 <faux> Shut up and smd
25:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12193697_870479936400147_1371806337334310310_n.jpg?oh=749cd5c462844757cdf4dce28a10723b&oe=56AF1416&__gda__=1456082079_2b8a711689319b7091d98576bdaaeedc
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well played
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrUupV9KYlg not a bad song to go with the clip
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: what you want me to say | generation kill | brad/nate Views: 7,271 Uploader: Cutthroat Bitch Uploaded: Jul 6, 2012 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.83
31:00 <AndroUser> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good morning British^Meat
15:00 <British^Meat> thank ye
15:00 <British^Meat> also greets you and your kin
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :)
18:00 <British^Meat> any news?
18:00 <British^Meat> i have no news
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got none besides my bets are on
21:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <British^Meat> i should ride, but ughhh, effort
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well if you do good luck if you dont good work saving money lol
05:00 <faux> blah blah blah blah hotline blinggg
05:00 <faux> Stfu
06:00 <thestig> hi faux <3
06:00 <faux> O hai
06:00 <faux> Hpw r u
07:00 <thestig> i am good. how are u today?
07:00 <faux> Well ty
07:00 <faux> Gettig impatient
07:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <thestig> not long bow fauxy
08:00 <thestig> now
08:00 <faux> Today :D
08:00 <faux> just waiting to get picked up
09:00 <thestig> nice yay
11:00 <faux> Wont be here ril 3:30though
11:00 <faux> Hour n 20 mins
12:00 <faux> Gettig v impatient 
15:00 <thestig> impatient outpatient 
18:00 <AndroUser> LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:00 <British^Meat> lol, i love it
27:00 <British^Meat> that someone goes to all that effort to log onto irc with a phone
27:00 <British^Meat> just to be a douche :)
28:00 <gs69azza> faux: my snapchat said you had sent a snapchat yesterday but when I opened up my snapchat nothing was there, so I think it was just fucking up
29:00 <faux> Nah
29:00 <faux> I didnt send u anything 
29:00 <faux> Unless i repliee to smethibg
29:00 <faux> I cant remember
30:00 <faux> Replied
30:00 <faux> Bleh cbf tping
31:00 <Serenity> its not really much effort to join irc on a phone lol like 1 button.. but the fact people join at all for the sole purpose of being a douche confuses me
33:00 <faux> It literally is one button 
33:00 <faux> Lmao
33:00 <faux> 2 if you count actually openin the app
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <British^Meat> :) i didnt mean a physical effort, sheesh
34:00 <faux> Fuck i wanna leaveeeeee
34:00 <faux> Hurryup
34:00 <faux> sez come get me
34:00 <Serenity> are you going home soon?
34:00 <Serenity> i so would
34:00 <faux> Yeh im discharged
34:00 <Serenity> oh woo
34:00 <faux> Waiting for dad
34:00 <faux> Wont be here til 3:30
34:00 <Serenity> thats the worst part!
34:00 <faux> 56 mins.
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <faux> ffa
35:00 <faux> My back is breaking on these coaches 
35:00 <faux> Couches 
37:00 <faux> Woot
37:00 <faux> Just brought me a pillow
37:00 <faux> She rocks 
39:00 <Nikky`> You were in hospital faux?
39:00 <faux> I stil am
39:00 <faux> Jut got discharged today
39:00 <faux> 11 days
39:00 <faux> :/
39:00 <Nikky`> Bummer :/
39:00 <Nikky`> Well glad you are getting out, means you are better.. 
40:00 <faux> Ty xx
40:00 <faux> I neeeeeedto leave lol
40:00 <faux> So impatient 
42:00 <Nikky`> Under an hr to wait - After 11 days, you can do ittttttttttttttttt
42:00 <faux> I know hey
42:00 <faux> But knowin its so near
42:00 <faux> Im v impatient
42:00 <faux> I also want leb food
43:00 <faux> Lolll
43:00 <Nikky`> haha
43:00 <Nikky`> And soon you will have your own bed
43:00 <Nikky`> nothing like your own bed
44:00 <Serenity> id stuff myself stupid after being in hosp 11 days lol
45:00 <faux> They weighed me today i lost 2.7kg in here
45:00 <faux> And that was only in 7 days
45:00 <faux> .. 
45:00 <Serenity> woah
46:00 <Nikky`> Maybe thats what i need haha
46:00 <Serenity> thats all their crap food
46:00 <faux> Some of it was really nice
46:00 <faux> some was rotten vag
46:00 <faux> Lol
47:00 <faux> im tempted to go ib and use the shower while i waiy
47:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <faux> They put some lost lady in my room last night 
48:00 <faux> She kept coming and sitting o my bed
48:00 <faux> I was so uncomfortable 
48:00 <faux> Im like can u not
48:00 <faux> Lool
48:00 <faux> ffs
48:00 <faux> So the nurse had to babyst her all night
50:00 <Serenity> oh god id die
50:00 <Nikky`> Alrighty.. I better get dressed and to shops so I can get a nap in and enjoy the last bit of my long weekend
02:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12191456_932074710173452_1998804871248435149_n.jpg?oh=d85b4cbb0d5d999abce1702a1363b1c4&oe=56ADA782
04:00 <British^Meat> is ballarat crap?
05:00 <Doodle> most of the time
06:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmm might be like our Elizabeth or Noarlunga
29:00 <Doodle> could be
56:00 <TheRon> balllarat won the melbourne cup
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i feel for the guy who put $5000 on that horse lol
58:00 <TheRon> lucky bastard
58:00 <Clarkson> to pirate more shit
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no it lost the horse lost he put the bet on
00:00 <TheRon> i'm sure a guy put on a lot more than 5000
00:00 <TheRon> and lost
04:00 <Abortion> British^Meat: Unlikely, being at great distance, I suspect Mount Gambier is a better comparison
05:00 <TheRon> alright who had pirates of penzance in their sweep/?
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not i lol
09:00 <British^Meat> mount gambiers pretty good though innit?
19:00 <TheRon> the change has come she's under my thumb
24:00 <faux> YAYYYY
24:00 <faux> Finally left
59:00 <Shifty> wow been so long since i used irc! only remember 2 nick names in here :(
03:00 <British^Meat> Hi, im British^Meat
03:00 <British^Meat> welcome to the internet
06:00 <Shifty> i see..
08:00 <Maurice> It's possible people have changed their nicks..
08:00 <British^Meat> whats your excuse for the time away Shifty?
09:00 <TheRon> jail?
09:00 <Shifty> lol nah no jail
10:00 <Shifty> just lifes jorneys
10:00 <Shifty> remember when i couldnt keep up with the amount of chat in here
13:00 <TheRon> 365 degrees, burning down the house
13:00 <British^Meat> no, no u cant do that
13:00 <British^Meat> You cant come back and talk about the good ole days
13:00 <British^Meat> and how great the chat was
13:00 <British^Meat> its ppl like you that have caused this slump MATE
13:00 <British^Meat> And now you're back, acting like nothing happened
14:00 <Shifty> i wouldnt say im back! just visiting while im bored i think
14:00 <TheRon> ppl chat on here, but it's just to exaggerate the size of their penis
16:00 <Doodle> ;)
16:00 <Shifty> thats what we used to chat about 15 years ago :)
24:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/former-professional-boxer-yusaf-mack-admits-he-is-bisexual-and-he-wasnt-drugged-when-he-made-a-gay-porn-film/story-fno61i58-1227592110196
24:00 <Doodle> used to getting punched in the ring?
26:00 <British^Meat> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR643.loop.shtml
26:00 <British^Meat> Youre next vic!
27:00 <TheRon> i won $20 today, my horse came 2nd
29:00 <Shifty> 2 horses from the one race died today :(
31:00 <Shifty> 2 last year
41:00 <TheRon> living in a material world and i'm a material girl
56:00 <simba> British^Meat cant wait 4 peep  show
56:00 <TheRon> which strip club?
57:00 <frayedknot> peep show series 9?
57:00 <simba> yea finally
57:00 <simba> took a year
57:00 <simba> lot happened in that year
58:00 <TheRon> wingard is out of the irish game
00:00 <frayedknot> 3 years actually
00:00 <frayedknot> series 8 was on in 2012
01:00 <TheRon> x files in january
01:00 <British^Meat> indeed simba
01:00 <British^Meat> im stoked
01:00 <British^Meat> wont be long!
01:00 <British^Meat> but probably only 6 - 8 eps?
01:00 <simba> anything is better than 0
02:00 <TheRon> "won't be long!", that's what she said
03:00 <frayedknot> and it's the last series
04:00 <British^Meat> i know :(
05:00 <simba> do you think this season jez and mark mod their wii and launch into the world of Super Smash Brothers Project M where jezs marth ends up wrecking half of east london and takes on west london in crew battles and wins single handedly 
05:00 <simba> me 2
06:00 <British^Meat> hah
06:00 <British^Meat> yes there does need to be more nintendo in this series
09:00 <simba> i heard some of marks stand up it was good but not great
09:00 <simba> but he is a Witty fellow
09:00 <British^Meat> Indeed
09:00 <British^Meat> very dry humour, deadpan
09:00 <simba> u been smashing much ??
09:00 <British^Meat> but yes, he a nerd
09:00 <British^Meat> since the comp? not at all
10:00 <simba> what happened in the comp
10:00 <British^Meat> i came 6th outta 9
10:00 <British^Meat> emuls beua 4th, xdeath 2nd
10:00 <simba> dyde nice
10:00 <British^Meat> he got done :)
10:00 <simba> who did u use
10:00 <simba> ZSS?
10:00 <British^Meat> down smashed by a falcon in the end
11:00 <simba> i wanna be a good falcon
11:00 <British^Meat> zelds, charz and a bit of zss
11:00 <British^Meat> im hoping it might be online one day
11:00 <simba> hopefully go to their uni meets on friday and get pwned by some mega nerds
12:00 <British^Meat> noice :)
12:00 <British^Meat> there is another MtBarker comp coming up soon, but i think its on a sunday night
12:00 <British^Meat> terrible time for me
12:00 <British^Meat> So unless it gets changed im not sure ik'll go
12:00 <British^Meat> but shit was great to see Bowser get smashed in the end :)
13:00 <British^Meat> best of 5, came down to the last game
13:00 <simba> train up 4 this 1 https://www.facebook.com/events/922092641163432/
13:00 <simba> my friend and i are gonna enter doubles lol
14:00 <simba> people seem to be flying in from everywhere 4 this thing in adelaide wtf
14:00 <British^Meat> Ah yes, indeed...
14:00 <British^Meat> MtBarker guy says "Sm4sh house 3 got lots of love so I thought I had better do it again.
14:00 <British^Meat> I want to try and make this one a bit bigger this time as well.
14:00 <British^Meat> SXC2K15 is coming up so I would like to try and get this in as practice before that, but its all up to you guys. I want as many people as i can get to come along this time."
15:00 <simba> i found a youtube channel with that tourney 
15:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcFuiAX-kpQ
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Matt vs Britmeat Sm4sh house 3 Views: 2 Uploader: Rov Bot Uploaded: Oct 4, 2015 Duration: 7m46s Rating: N/A
15:00 <simba> NOW STUDYING UR METAGAME
16:00 <simba> brit meat with his own commentated smash game im jelly
16:00 <British^Meat> yer?
16:00 <simba> dude ur playing with the pro control
16:00 <simba> u have balls of fucken steel
17:00 <simba> i need 2 get 1 of them 
17:00 <simba> u cained him
17:00 <simba> ike is killa
17:00 <British^Meat> this guy sucked, and he was a neckbeard
17:00 <simba> lmbo
18:00 <simba> people are rating zelda the worst character int he game
18:00 <TheRon> simba, why does a witch wear panties?
18:00 <TheRon> to get a better grip on the broomstick
19:00 <simba> ILY
20:00 <TheRon> ILY?
30:00 <simba> cats in the cradle with a silver spoon
30:00 <simba> bending it with his mind
30:00 <Serenity> There is no spoon
35:00 <TheRon> i won in the cup today nikky
35:00 <Nikky`> That is good TheRon
35:00 <TheRon> not the winner, but hey who picked that
36:00 <Nikky`> I went in a work sweep but unsure of my horse, I was not in Mon when they were getting drawn
38:00 <TheRon> put a $5 eachway on 8 
39:00 <simba> mine got second and last
42:00 <Nikky`> Home and stuffed on leb food now faux?
47:00 <Nikky`> 4 day weekend was lovely..tho so sad its all but over :o(
47:00 <TheRon> did the boss say "don't bother coming in on monday?"
48:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah right..I had it off as leave
48:00 <Nikky`> tho everyone else had to work today, I managed to get it off
48:00 <Nikky`> And asked the rest of my team not to hate me 
48:00 <TheRon> is michael scott your boss?
49:00 <Nikky`> Who?
49:00 <TheRon> "the office"
49:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
49:00 <Nikky`> Can you make my dinner now
49:00 <TheRon> chicken?
50:00 <Nikky`> No. beef stirfry 
50:00 <Nikky`> I cannot believe how expensive it was to buy tho
50:00 <TheRon> cut your own vegies
50:00 <Nikky`> beef I meant
50:00 <TheRon> i swear ppl don't want us to eat
51:00 <Nikky`> Sif not eat meat
51:00 <TheRon> being vegan would kill me
51:00 <TheRon> i'm wasting away as it is
52:00 <Nikky`> I am cool with not eating meat every day of the week but yeah
52:00 <TheRon> does beer count as a food group?
53:00 <Nikky`> Not for me but for you, of course
53:00 <TheRon> excellent
59:00 <Nikky`> ok.. best make dinner - have good week
08:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
08:00 <TheRiddler> I bought wrist ankle weights
10:00 <TheRiddler> there's 1 kg on each wrist 
31:00 <Skirmish> There is going to be an investigation into the winner of todays Melbourne Cup.
31:00 <Skirmish> They are looking to see if Potato Power gave it an unfair advantage over the rest of the field.
32:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
32:00 <TheRiddler> is that meant to be a joke?
32:00 <Skirmish> No joke. Potato's are nothing to laugh about.
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.viralthread.com/a-restaurant-owner-started-a-fight-with-vegans-online-and-shit-quickly-the-fan/?utm_source=socialamp&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=2015&utm_content=inf_20_43_2
24:00 <Picard> giddy up
25:00 <TheRiddler> best article in ages
48:00 <Skirmish> Evening ashleighxtrinity.
49:00 <myimmortal> tis I roberto the prophet 
53:00 <simba> Skirmish has the "i can count to potato" 'meme' framed as the centrepiece 
54:00 <Skirmish> centerpiece of what?
56:00 <simba> your "livingroom"
57:00 <Skirmish> That's just silly.
57:00 <Skirmish> What happened to you Simba. All this silly talk.
58:00 <Picard> simba has always been a fucking moron, this is not newe
58:00 <Picard> new*
58:00 <slower> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> You're the last person to be throwing stones around here Picard.
59:00 <slower> so many stones, not enough driveways
59:00 <Picard> third last, you and simba fill the positions in front of me
59:00 <Picard> start a quarry
59:00 <Skirmish> You are one of the most dense individuals I have ever come across Picard.
00:00 <simba> bass in the place london
00:00 <Doodle> Picard has a refractive index of 2
00:00 <Doodle> eeeehehehe
00:00 <Doodle> /nerd
03:00 <Picard> simba?
03:00 <Picard> says the bloke who couldnt get a real job and does security lol
03:00 <simba> stop looking for trouble fat man
04:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I do security. *nods*
05:00 <Serenity> woah did we time shift back into 2009 where skirmish is doing security again
05:00 <Picard> simba, get fucked
05:00 <Skirmish> We're now living in Picard's version of reality.
06:00 <Serenity> does that mean you own that yellow car again
06:00 <Skirmish> Probably.
06:00 <Doodle> can i call u if i need a taxi Skirmish
06:00 <Doodle> ascot ascot ascot
06:00 <Serenity> lololol
06:00 <Skirmish> It may take me some time to get there but yes you can.
06:00 <Doodle> awes
06:00 <Doodle> ballarat cup soon
06:00 <Doodle> u can drive
07:00 <Skirmish> Is that where Picard races the donkeys that he injekts?
08:00 <Doodle> more barefoot women with alcohol poisoning and heatstroke than u can poke a riding crop at
08:00 <Skirmish> Oh wait ... Picard's reality.
08:00 <Skirmish> Is that where the magnificent stallions that Picard trains race?
08:00 <Doodle> i think picards horses pull the little carts
08:00 <Doodle> like donkeys do
09:00 <simba> Picard is fat and has to live out in mildura where he sweats and hates his life
09:00 <Serenity> FAIV GUIZ BURGERZ N FRIEZ
09:00 <Doodle> o mi dayum
09:00 <Picard> simba lay of the drugs man, it makes you angry at life
09:00 <Doodle> lay of the drugs
09:00 <dematerialised> lay of the lamb
09:00 <Doodle> sounds like a name i'd give my yacht
10:00 <Doodle> if i had one
10:00 <simba> which drugs
10:00 <Doodle> all the drugs
10:00 <Serenity> oh that meff
10:00 <Doodle> all those ones that are good 
10:00 <Doodle> etc
10:00 <Doodle> yes those too
10:00 <Picard> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/11/03/20/13/woman-charged-after-allegedly-pushing-police-officer-into-bushes-at-melbourne-cup               <----stupid whore
10:00 <simba> you put more drugs in horses in a week then i put my body in a year andrew
10:00 <Picard> i do?
10:00 <Serenity> look he doesnt own horses ok. even though you can see quite clearly on fb he does
10:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> LOL 'allegedly'. It was on camera. There is no chance she didn't do it.
11:00 <simba> why is she stupid
11:00 <simba> that is legendary
11:00 <simba> woman-charged-after-allegedly-pushing-police-officer-into-bushes-at-melbourne-cup that is the only kind of article you want to see
11:00 <Picard> yes, i can see a fuckhead like you would think that
12:00 <simba> youre just pretending to be aghast
12:00 <simba> youre a lower class piece of absolute shit, why are you pretending thats a horrid act
12:00 <simba> its just a bit of fun mate
12:00 <Serenity> Skirmish its a legal thing, they must say allegedly until she has been to court
13:00 <Skirmish> That just makes them look stupid.
13:00 <dematerialised> welcome to autist hour
13:00 <simba> are you bringing the family online
13:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
13:00 <Serenity> well no it doesnt make them look stupid lol its the law
14:00 <Serenity> because if they state someone did something then they go to court and are cleared of all crimes that person can sue them'
17:00 <Picard> obviously had a brain fade
18:00 <Skirmish> I bet she says that she thought it was someone dressed up as a cop, and not a legit cop and that is why she did it.
18:00 <Skirmish> Silly bint
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12019939_10153009428596831_7076673100859584508_n.jpg?oh=6bad6bba5042d014e08aa91a0ff5bd90&oe=56B8BE9B
21:00 <doctor> lol that cop
21:00 <doctor> how the hell did he fall over?
22:00 <Serenity> its pretty easy to push someone over if they arent expecting it
23:00 <Picard> he said he thought she was coming to talk to him
23:00 <Skirmish> LOL Whales harness hotline. WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY!
24:00 <doctor> she's a decent lad
25:00 <doctor> thought she'd play a little prank on the distracted officer
25:00 <doctor> all in good spirit twas
26:00 <doctor> i bet theyre all sitting around a table of cocktails and chips right at this very moment, laughing over this particular incident
26:00 <Skirmish> World of Warcraft movie trailer releases on Friday in America. GUNNA BE EPIK
28:00 <doctor> maybe, finally, jaina and thrall can finally fuck and have an orc/human child to end the conflict
30:00 <Skirmish> That moment passed long ago.
30:00 <Skirmish> He's already got kids.
30:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he can make Jaina his side bitch.
31:00 <doctor> It would do great justice for Azeroth
32:00 <Skirmish> The movie is called 'The Beginning' so I assume they are going to make more than one.
32:00 <doctor> then they can unite together to finally destroy chuck norris in the barrens once and for all
32:00 <doctor> possibly
32:00 <TheRiddler> that was my guild in wow
32:00 <doctor> I think it would do alright
33:00 <TheRiddler> for great juctice
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Mine is Siege
33:00 <TheRiddler> wb amelia
33:00 <amelia> fank jew
33:00 <Skirmish> Oh great that angry little bint is here now.
33:00 <doctor> mine was neurotic troll females or something
33:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not screws
33:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <amelia> go choke on a dick Skirmish
34:00 <Clarkson> I've seen milans dick, clints dick, pauls dick, pieter's dick
34:00 <Skirmish> The mate that got me into it to begin with run a guild called 'Murlocs stole my socks'. To get promoted he would run events where you had to screen capture your toon spewing on carpet.
35:00 <Skirmish> It's not easy to find carpet in Stormwind so there ended up 20-30 toons all spewing in the cathedral.
36:00 <TheRiddler> poor clarkson
36:00 <Clarkson> "Your sisters husband has been taken to hospital with groin pain, just thought you should know."  Tell him to harden up, it's just puberty.  "You're such an asshole ... beep beep beep beep.
39:00 <Skirmish> I want to fuck Laci Green until I die from the effort required to continue.
40:00 <Skirmish> The fact she is a feminist only entices me more.
43:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler has gone silent. Fapping over Laci for sure.
59:00 <MrMark> booo!
22:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u6NX8TE3z8
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Battlefield Syria Men Against Planes The Intense Air Strikes Of The Syrian Air Force Syria War Views: 517,634 Uploader: Wars in the World Uploaded: Jun 4, 2015 Duration: 15m15s Rating: 4.32
22:00 <dematerialised> ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHUUUUU ACKBAR!
27:00 <doctor> kahlua koala to you too, friend
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